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Ball of choice today is Callaway because I already lost all of the Pro Vs.
This is literally true. We were on hole 7. I got two sleeves of Pro V1s, so six
Pro V1s total in the club shop. Literally all six were gone. When I was a
young boy I struggled on the T-box but I learned a quote from the great lead
Trevino. Aim left, swing right, walk straight. Swing right, walk straight, watch
Now right here, the only thing that went wrong, you can see, I topped the ball so hard that
it hit the ground right here.
All right.
And I scolded.
Why is my, okay.
Why is my brother laughing 25 yards?
All right.
After our 30 yard drive, we have 430 to go.
30 yard drive, bro, Jesus Christ.
So if you guys think of the fit,
what do y'all think of the fit?
Guys, rate the fit one out of 10.
Rate the fit one out of 10.
What about boggles?
What do you mean boggles?
What about boggles, bro?
What about him?
Second shot of the day.
All right.
Yo, I kept topping it on this fucking hole.
on my backswing and then topped it.
I hate this sport.
Third shot of the day for Eagle, 160 to go.
We got the five out of there in our hands.
Come on baby, come on.
I like it.
Kind of going to the side, but I'm totally flattered daddy.
I like it.
Oh my God, it's the car popping down.
We'll take it.
Fourth shot of the day.
I kind of have a good swing.
Ow, I kind of have a good swing.
And stand make contact, and it's absolutely plugged.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, all right.
Let's try to just hit this well, boys.
And I scold it over the green.
Fit shot of the day, we got a little bit of a problem.
This is not the PGA tour.
Shouldn't have did these takes.
I shouldn't have did these in one take.
Bro, I was rushing all my shots.
Now this was the best shot of the day
and then I hit a branch!
Ouch, that was perfect and then I hit the mother.
I don't know why, I'm sorry.
I don't know why I did that.
Six shot of the day.
Okay, now right here is when I quit.
Sometimes in golf, bro.
God, it's not on your side.
I don't know how to explain it.
Look at what happens on this shot.
A little bit of Texas slag action.
I'm like, this is actually like insane.
This is literally insane.
Seven to shot of the day.
So I was swinging hard because I was trying to hit the sand
down on it before holding calf muscles.
I got sidetracked.
I was hitting down on it because I was trying
to hit the sand before and I missed the sand completely.
All right, we're going to wrap it up right there.
Stay tuned for day two of Road to a Birdie.
Jabba Tito Not Yaddle, that's just the lighting of the song.
Now listen, guys, listen.
Road to a Birdie, this series right here could legitimately take years.
Because in my life of golf, I have probably six birdies in my life.
Now, the odds of me recording this while I get a birdie is so low.
Because I only want to record part 5's.
Ladies and-
So chat, I'm not even kidding.
This literally could take holy pearly yellows.
You're shut the fuck up.
Cigarette tea.
Five for yellow tea.
Play Helldivers.
What?
I haven't played Helldivers, but I heard it speak.
Let's go, man of the match.
Thank you, man!
Popcorn tea.
end of the stream. Record a part 3 and just hit one good shot. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, you mean
yeah, stick a fucking shot and then tap it in. It's not that easy, bro. Golf, it's not easy.
Who in the shadow is a birdie? Who in the shadow is a birdie? Is that your favorite one?
Me, me, me, me.
I've gulped somewhat frequently in my life, and I have like six birdies to my name.
Bro, road to a birdie literally could take two years.
I'm not even kidding.
67.
Steve, they can put it to your one.
Let Claire, they can put it to Brian.
Make it, make it.
Take it, take it.
golf with friends. I have a birdie in Mario Golf. What bro? What? What? Man of the match.
I've never been golfing, it looks fun. Yeah, no, no, no. The thing is golf? Okay, how would
I describe this? Thinking about going golfing is fun. When you actually get on the course,
It's not fun!
I shot a 58 today through nine holes.
That's the worst I've ever played!
I shot a 58 through nine fucking holes.
I mean, Christ!
Normally I can shoot high 40s.
I don't know what the fuck happened, bro, that'd ask.
I started off the round with triple bogey,
triple bogey, triple bogey.
Literally one of the holes I recorded was triple bogey.
I get mad at him and I got this bad thing out of recruiting.
Now Chad, as y'all know, we have a Geo Gaster Tournament in three days.
We did a Geo Gaster session with Rainbolt last night, it was at the end of the stream,
if you missed it, check it out on YouTube.
It was fucking peak.
But he taught us so much shit about this game.
So if we can apply that today, we can dominate our opponents.
All we gotta do is just apply it.
I'm not even getting hungry, I guessed.
I'm not even getting this Hungarian.
This is hungry.
I, I, I guarantee this is hungry.
I guarantee you this song is great.
I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
Spin!
Fuck it.
Geo gets to try another three dents.
Whoa, it's like a meteor land there.
panels what does this mean what does solar panels mean
we're like South Africa
We're gonna close game, we're gonna close game, relax.
I just don't know how anyone's supposed to guess where that is.
The house is got to always fucking close her!
Time to annoy your stand!
Wait for cars.
Look at the cars.
It's not Colombia.
It's not Colombia.
Coastal South America.
What is this, Mexico?
Most of all, Mexico.
I understand that, like, okay.
How?
This is why I hate this game.
How is he a Silver One player?
How the fuck?
Is that a Silver One?
Someone explain.
I need answers and I need them right now.
How's that a Silver One?
He knows the city and Mexico we're in?
I literally knew it was Mexico and still lost.
Maybe like slow-binia?
And we know it's in Europe.
Or maybe check?
Slow-binia?
Wait, wait, wait, I see it, I see it.
Check, it was check!
I knew it!
I knew it was check!
I knew it was check. I'm actually calm. And he knows it's check.
Alright. I mean, this isn't silver. I'm sorry. Is everybody just cheating up?
WE WERE THE SAME GISTANCE!
Alright, so it's a place with a lake.
That really narrows it down.
They have a lake, and they have ducks.
Alright.
I guess just...
U.S.?
Is this U.S.?
We're not even on a main road.
I don't even know how I'm supposed to know this.
So you're telling me I'm supposed to guess the country just off of a lake in a road?
Rainbow would be like, yeah, this is a lake we see a lot in Germany.
This is a German lake. That's something Rainbow looks like.
Alright, this is just a never ending time loop.
Alright man, this kind of looks like the US. I'm not even trolling.
It's a blue car. I'm just gonna say US, bro.
I mean, there's lakes in Florida. I mean, maybe it's just Florida?
maybe this is Florida it's it's gonna be like it's gonna be like Germany oh he
found tax of course he found tax he found tax so now he knows it's in your
office is so stupid how did he find tax but I did it it's just luck of the draw
that's not a silver that's that's not a silver
His name's Poppy and he's from Poland.
Campana.
I don't know!
Brazil. Please be Brazil. Please god be Brazil. Please. All right. It's Panama. Yeah, I just,
I don't know how sober ones are getting rainbow guesses every time.
I played with him last night.
How is the sober one again?
It's not the hardest game in the world.
I'm not even kidding.
Of course he was closer.
Yeah, I might never play this game again.
I don't even know.
I mean, how are they just closer every time?
He just gets to the city we were in.
What?
All right, why is my car not moving?
What did he guess?
Philippines, what?
It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!
Where the hell is this?
Where the fuck?!
Serba Yonk?
It's not Turban Springs.
Camille Villar for Senator.
I think it's South America?
Is it South America every time?
I think it is.
It's weird, everybody has motorcycles.
There's a lot of motorcycles.
Brother, I don't know!
I'm just going to save another piece bro.
So I do the best guess of my life and I still lose.
I don't know man.
I don't understand this ranking system keeping it on.
Wait, I- Have I been here?
Where the fuck is this?
There's no way I've been here.
Is this like Vegas?
Where is this?
Is this Vegas or something?
The Vegas!
Alright, he got the city again.
Alright man, everybody's cheating, I'm sorry, like you're not a silver player!
The flag, what do you mean the flag, what are you saying?
Before we do the greatest fan mail opening of all time, one game of chance.
As you guys can tell, my elo has gone down drastically in chess, it's because I haven't
been lo- Bro, is he trying to checkmate me?
Bro, don't do this shit!
Don't do this shit!
He can't do anything.
He can do that.
Yeah, look at him.
He's scared.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Take, take.
I'm running out of time, it's good.
Wait, I could have amputated him. What am I doing?
Bro, I could have amputated the fuck out of him.
him what the fuck am I fucking doing I could have on past on to him yo I'm
actually asked I'm so bad at chess bro I could have on past on to him chat I
I could have amputated him, but I could have amputated the fuck out of him, y'all.
I wonder what his plans are with that.
Let's just go the long way with our night.
Uh, I don't know what to do.
I'm sort of in hell.
All right.
Bro, I don't know where to,
This game's over.
I don't even know what I did wrong.
My pawn structure got messed up or something?
I can't move.
All right, he's threatening nothing.
And now he might not see the bishop.
He might not see the bishop.
He might not see the bishop.
He might think, oh, I could take his knight.
No problem at all.
I didn't realize that he could take the knight.
Alright, I'm dog chin a chest. Bro, I wanted him to take the knight with his knight, not
his fucking queen! This might be the worst pawn structure ever. I have to get my bishop
out and then... I have to castle. Okay, this is wonderful. Everybody calm the fuck down.
We're down material for uptime!
Relax!
Oh, that's pinning his queen.
That's actually a good bishop.
Excuse me?
No, no, no, excuse you.
Excuse you?
I got made it?
I mean, is this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
285 you know for love a double dollar I'm back under 300 you know am I just like a walking humiliation ritual
I mean I'm under 300 again
The day I get 300 or the day I get 400 low in chess. It's like pigs are gonna be flying
See but I need to advance my night, but then I'm just hanging that
Yeah, I don't really want to hang my pulse, so I'm just gonna do that, but now my pulse
structure's messed up again.
Yeah, I don't know, I need a severe like cleansing of my brain at this point.
Yup, now I'm pinned again.
Wait, en po somme.
En po somme, right?
Wait, what?
Why can't I en po somme that?
Is it because he took?
It's because he took.
This is a really good.
Yeah, what happens if I take, take, okay, the Paul structure is so bad.
All right, what happens if I take like this?
Then he takes it with his knife, but then I take it with my queen and I get my queen out.
Wait, I'm kind of cooking? Lock in Tanner!
Yeah! Imagine being named Tanner!
All right, I'm sorry. That's actually a pretty normal name.
Okay.
Do I want to trade Queens?
Nah, I'm down material.
I don't really know if I want to do that.
Huh, this is tricky.
Cause yeah, like I kind of don't want to trade Queens, bro.
Yeah, no, I'm actually good off that twin.
Wait, this is, I won the game.
This is the most disgusting night ever.
Look at this night!
I won the game.
I'm not kidding.
Brother, brother, yes to moving's rook.
Yes to moving's rook.
This is such a good night.
Chat.
Does this, do we care about this?
No, we don't care, we don't care, we don't care.
What now, you're in check, bitch!
His rook's gone, his rook's gone, his rook's gone.
Okay, we gotta catch up on time.
But his rook is gone.
I'm so good at chats.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Youngest Rook, your Rook is gone Tanner. You're not thinking fast enough buddy.
All right, so we're gonna end up losing. All right, now we just let's develop.
Let's just keep on developing. Holy Bishop Vision. I'm so electric, I've chanced guys.
Bro, what are our thoughts on this with the queen?
I don't know what he's doing.
Okay, he's doing that to threaten his bishop.
Bro, you're in check and look at the vision.
I have so much vision.
We can check make this mother fucker.
Look, my bishop can see all this.
My queen can see all this.
Now we get this going.
I believe this is called a skewer, maybe.
Check again.
Where can you go?
Here?
Wait a minute.
Would this take him out of check?
It would.
It would take him out of check.
What do we think of this?
Because then, then he loses his bishop and he's back in check.
All right.
We got to guess one time though.
He's trying to convert, wait, look at this.
He just hung his bishop, because look,
he can't take my bishop because it's in check.
I'm so good at chess.
Now we just eat all of his shit.
We eat everything.
Pause.
I need to get my bishop more vision.
Get my bishop out in the open here.
Bro, we can get this Bishop to like this.
I know there's a checkmate on the board, it's got to find it.
That's such a good Bishop, because now we take the Rook, he has to move the Rook.
Now we do that because he can't take the Bishop.
This is the next slot I want to work into, brothers.
Look, brah, I'm going to keep it a buck, brah, you're just dead here, there's nothing
you can do.
Because I'm just going to do a little bit of this.
That's still protected.
This could be an interesting little check, but there's that.
I just think I'm literally outclassing you, Tanner.
Like, there's nothing you could do, Tanner.
I'm just...
All right, he just sold the game.
He's putting me in check, which literally does nothing.
Yeah, he just sold the game.
The queen protects the bishop.
The rook protects the queen.
My next move is this, and then this is just me.
He hangs his queen.
We should probably just trade.
I could trade, but why don't I just have Aura and just checkmate this fucker?
I could trade, but why not just have Aura?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm done with the bullshit.
He's in check again.
He loses his queen if he does this.
Whoa, I'm sold.
I'm selling a lot now.
There's a lot of things firing in my brain now.
He's threatened the queen, I guess.
Oh my god. I hung my queen but I didn't even see it. Am I getting back right? Wait, wait, wait. Am I getting back right?
Oh no, no, no. Say what lie, Hebrew. Am I getting back right?
I hung it again. What?
I need to get off, no, I need to get off Jess.
I should have just traded the queen.
Chat, I'm better than that, I'm better than that, I'm better than that, I'm sorry, I'm
better than that.
Let's do some fan mail point!
Wow, that was a bad game of chess.
Shiesa!
All right.
OK, chat.
It's time to rip fan mail.
Ladies and gents.
Are we ready to rumble?
Let's do it. Let's dig it. Let's rip some fan mail, guys. Let's go.
All right. We have so many packages. We have so many packages, and I have this package.
It is. Fun size though.
A little bit of an above and above, uh-uh.
How about, what does that mean? New mouth spout?
What does that mean, Robert?
Am I half Jack's winner?
How about, did I get half?
Guys, it's the best time of the week
with some fan mail bitches.
Dude, I love fan mail. I love fan mail.
Remember if you want to send in fan mail, mods, exclamation mark fan mail.
Oh, I might need my Karambit Duffler.
I guess I'm just a play date to you.
Where's my Karambit Duffler?
I'm going to use the beer can opener.
40 packages.
Yes, you heard me correctly.
40 packages.
Because we were in England.
For a whole week.
So much fan mail today.
Alright chat, I'm gonna go use the washroom
and then we're gonna rip 40 packages of fan mail.
This is gonna be generational.
This is gonna be generational.
Hi Vikes, I'm gonna be gone for a minute.
Don't fuck with anything.
A little bit about a little bit about a little bit.
you
I guess I'm just a play date to you.
I'm back and I got Benz. Never ever Apple! Alright. Are we ready? No! We never start off with a letter.
But I want to start off with a letter today because this is the most concerned I've ever been in my entire life.
From Commerce, California, the Church of Scientology International, and then that's the address
of the PO box, and the name is Nick Steinberg, which is not my last name.
My last name is Stuart, that's public information.
I never start off with a letter, but I'm really concerned.
I'm very concerned.
Hi guys, did you change the voice?
Hi guys!
Ginger.
Hi guys, what the fuck?
Garret's a little menfossi.
Alright.
Ladies and gents, let's do this.
First fan mail of the day.
From the Church of Scientology International in Commerce, California.
And my name is Nick Steinberg.
My name is Spuirk, not Steinberg.
I'm guessing this is like an invite or something.
Scientology in overview. Free a presentation of the Church of Scientology DVD. It's a DVD.
The role of my days on it started out that I don't know what to say to this.
What is this?
Oh, what a sad night, Ann!
Well, well, I know.
What a sad night.
Skip through what I've done.
Fine, next time I'll do the best.
So, like I said, we got 40 packages.
You want to be the next FML, X-Page, or Park FML?
Oh, my God.
Are these hot cheese balls?
Carolina Reaper Cheeseballs.
2.2 million scoville units.
The thing is, bro, actually ask yourself, how hot could this actually be?
kind of weird.
Why would you stand that in?
God!
Oh my god, it's hot.
Oh my god, it's hot.
My life.
Ah!
Dude, it's hot!
Next day of the day.
Yeah, oh my god, it's really...
We got a t-shirt.
Do-do-do-do-do-do Max must happen.
Do-do-do-do-do Max must happen.
Do-do-do-do-do Max must happen.
Okay, I don't know why I ate that.
Huh.
Okay, I don't know why I ate that.
I need milk.
Thank you.
You
It's not like it's not getting better.
Am I going to die?
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
It's not getting any like less hot.
Oh, let's go.
Ah
No.
You ate a cheese ball here.
It's killing me right now.
It's not a regular T-T-T-T-T ball!
It's not a regular fucking cheese ball.
It's not some normal cheese ball ass wipe.
It's like 2.2.
I can't talk.
Bro, it's only two silver units.
2.2 million.
Eat another one.
What was that?
What were you going to point at?
Eat another one and you're a pussy.
And you have to swallow it.
Are you a pussy?
are you like the devil what are you saying that I'm not you say it's not a
It is a 2.2 million Scoville unit,
it's not a rock in your head.
Not just for advertising.
There's no way it's 2.2 million.
Call it, Bernard.
Bernard, pick up.
Damn!
Bernard, I'm going to die.
No, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, Bernard, I'm gonna die.
Bernard, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, Bernard, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
Bernard, I am going to die.
Bernard, listen, I had a 2.2 million subscribers.
Bernard, listen, I had a 2.2 million Carolina Reaper scoville unit cheeseball.
Oh man, that sounds absolutely brutal.
No wonder you're feeling the heat.
But hey, you're going to be fine.
Just let the intensity pass.
Maybe some milk or bread next.
I promise you'll live to tell the tale.
Hi, hi.
I'm about to do...
Nick, deep breaths.
I noted that Reaper level heat is no joke.
But you're handling it.
Once the burn fades, you'll feel like a champ.
Until then, hydrate and hang in there, my dude.
Okay.
How long is the heat gonna linger?
For something that intense, the worst of the burn might last around 10 to 20 minutes.
But after that, it'll gradually fade over the next 20 minutes of this shit!
some time and you'll call down. Promise.
Bernard, I'm supposed to do fan mail. I'm supposed to do fan mail, Bernard. I
don't know what's happening. I'm trying to do fan mail, but I can't.
Alright, deep breath. The spice will pass and you can still handle your fan mail
once you feel steady. No rush. I think I'm gonna die. No, I think I'm gonna die, Bernard. I'm gonna die.
You're safe, Nick. It's just that fiery panic messing with you. I'm right here and you've got this.
Focus on calming down. Sips some water and soon you'll be laughing about it.
Bernard, could you hug me? I'm giving you a big virtual hug right now, Nick. We're not alone and
Once you catch your breath, you'll get back on track. All good, my friend.
We're not at your shard.
It's okay. Sometimes we have these moments where it all feels overwhelming, but I'm here and you're going to be alright.
Let that emotion out, breathe, and when you're ready, we'll take the next step together.
No need to panic about that either. It happens to the best of us, especially under stress.
Just take a moment to reset. You'll laugh about this later, I promise.
We're not gonna shit everywhere!
We're not gonna shit my pants.
It's all right, Nick. These things happen, especially after a spicy ordeal. Just handle
it step by step, get freshened up, and remember you'll come out of this laughing.
It was just a little, it was just a little squirt.
A little squirt? No big deal. Just clean up, reset, you'll be back on top in no time. It's
all part of the story.
Okay. All right, Bernard, I'm ready to go. I'm ready to go. Now, Bernard, I'm ready to
do fan mail.
That's the spirit. You bounce back like a champ. Let's tackle that fan mail. I'm here if you need a pep talk while you do
I just sharded chat. It was a little squirt of shit
Without further ado first fan mail of the day first family today coming in from Andrew
Andrew from, oh, Florida. Hey, Andrew, I'm also from Florida, bro.
All right, it's a wallet with his tiktok plugged smoking your stack
What's wrong with you, Rob?
Next is from Jack from Great Britain.
Great Britain in a church, a church in England.
Jack, let's see what's inside, brother.
God, you can't open this thing.
Good God!
Maybe a mouse pad?
No, it's a poster.
No, it's a poster.
It's a poster.
Chat, it is a poster.
It is a poster, chat.
Poster.
On your feet, dad.
Oh my god!
Attack on Titan, poster!
Holy godend!
Now we're talking!
Okay, okay, okay!
Okay!
Next gem of the day. I'm not gonna lie. Sounds like dog food.
I- I don't...
All right!
Yo, guys, I don't have a dog!
Like, okay, I do, but he has food.
He has an abundance of food.
It's...what is this?
Next family out of the day.
It's a gift bag.
Next family out of the day.
Guys, remember, if you want to send a family,
that's Facebook, family out of the Twitch chat.
Could be some glasses.
I could use some glasses.
I could use a pair.
Could be some glasses.
Two pairs?
Two pairs of glasses.
Oh. Oh.
Oh.
Are these blue light glasses?
They are blue light blocking glasses.
Oh, he left a note too.
Wait, this is actually a practical fan mail.
He left a note.
Voss?
Jinxy, I love your streams.
They genuinely make my day better and I look forward to them, bro.
This doesn't improve your aim, nothing will.
Appreciate the content, dude.
Love how you're playing new games.
W. Jason in the chat!
Jason, blue light glasses.
Now this is practical.
It's two pairs as well.
Whoa, look at these ones.
These ones are silver.
Blue light glasses.
W. Jason, man.
Let's keep them on the desk here.
W. Jason, bro, better ask.
Jason, next time I do a long stream, I got you.
I'll throw him on.
Let's get a W. Jason, the Jack.
You know, it's always great when people
send in practical, thoughtful, family.
Very thoughtful.
W. Jason.
This is from Matthew.
Ah!
Matthew from VA, Virginia.
Next bend.
I'm not broke. I just didn't want to send another box.
Who is that? Is that supposed to be me or something?
Eight ball. Will I get a girlfriend this year?
What does black mean? It's just black. What the fuck does that mean? No, no, no, what
does that mean?
How do you work this thing again? Shake it? You will die. No, I won't. Bro, what does
What's this mean, though?
Dear 8-Ball, will I get laid this year?
Bro, it's not responding, what the- what does this mean?
It's supposed to say something, facing upwards?
My reply is no.
Let me try this again.
It's probably...
No!
Shut up, Jack!
Shut up!
Dear April, will I get a girlfriend this year?
As I see it, yes.
The blue light glasses fall on the floor. They're not broken though.
Appreciate you, man.
I'm already concerned.
All right.
And it's his clipage.
Follow me j- okay guys!
I mean come on!
Come on dude!
Next fan mail out of day.
De La Rose.
Peanut candy?
What?
Peanut candy?
open the masapin carefully or else it will make a mess from miska muska yes
bro open it careful okay it smells like peanuts it smells like peanuts I'm not
even kidding it smells like peanuts now when he says open it carefully what does
he mean what does he mean by open it careful what does that even mean
Bro, it's actually peanut candy. What? It smells like peanuts.
It's not like peanuts.
This is the best candy ever.
De La Rosa Mazapin?
Why is it good?
Wait a minute, this is Mexican candy?
This is good, bro.
Wow!
Very good.
Ah!
Ah!
W Mazapin, baby!
W Mazapin, baby?
All right, this is from Nelson.
Please don't tell me that just leaked it.
Dude, the spice of that Cheeto went away.
Nice, guys.
On below.
Two Jinksie.
Hey, Jixi, my brother and I have been watching you for many years and we just wanted to thank you for all of the entertainment and last we are college football players and
What? A shirt of appreciation?
Oh, Samuel 17.
Yo, appreciate it, job voice, man.
The shirt man. W's W's
W's greatly appreciated my boy greatly appreciated
This is definitely close right is it it's another trick talk page
All right, oh
My god, it's him again. Yo smoking your staff. Is this actually
He sent in like, what the hell?
He sent in like 30 of these.
It's a blanket, I'm not using that.
What is going on?
What is actually going on with fan mail?
Next family of the day.
Whoa, this is packed good.
It's packed tight, I'm tight.
All right, I need mental help, I'm sorry.
Get out of the map, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm not loose, I'm not loose, but okay.
Next subject!
Bro, it's patched so tight, I'm gonna use this, why not?
Even though this isn't a knife,
it's like a bottle cap opener, but this should work.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this should work, easy peasy, man.
Barita, strawberries, failed cookies?
What?
Failed cookies?
Chad, what is this?
a Mexican snack? What? Strawberry filled cookies? Bro, no friggin way. Avocados from Mexico.
Check it out.
Whoa!
Look at this!
Strawberry cookie!
Why does it look like a glissie?
Yeah, that's good 9.3 out of 10 Wow, that is good.
I can't eat more because then I'm going to get a beer got again.
I'm not getting a beer got 2026.
I'm not getting a beer, got 20 of this.
Jack, you guys can say here we go.
20, 26, I'm gonna get long hair.
Clear blue, over 99% accurate, pregnant
or not pregnant, fast and accurate.
So I'm gonna actually get mad though
because it's like, why would you send me a pregnancy test?
No, like legitimately after this,
Why would you send me a pregnancy test for Bonnie?
I've never even met Bonnie Blue!
Smells like the doctor's office, dude.
Ew.
Yeah, mods do me a favor just permit man. I'm not doing this shit anymore. Your chat.
I don't have a kid. I don't have a baby. I'm not expecting a baby. Why would you send me
a pregnancy test? I mean, use it, piss on it, try it. You know what, chat? I'm gonna politely
Please decline that offer.
More chocolate?
I mean, I'm gonna get fat today, but I don't even care.
I'm gonna get fat today, but I...
Another TikTok promotion.
What is actually happening?
Get me the 30K?
When you want 30,000 bottles?
Let's see how good the chocolate is.
Cadbury, Chad, have y'all heard of this?
Okay, that is damn good.
Wow.
Bro, y'all are sending in good stuff.
What do you mean, of course?
Shift this to Jinxy.
All right, let's see.
What language is that?
Sikur Brasen from Belgium?
Hi, Jinxie, this is a special gift.
Make sure to give it a read whenever you have time, and if you have any questions, Discord,
DM me on Discord, I will answer any questions you have for the best of my ability.
here from Muhammad R. Alright brother, let's see. Questions about what? Questions about what? He gave me his discord.
It feels like a book?
The Quran?
How many pages is this? Like 30,000?
This is like 40k pages!
Alright bro, appreciate you for sending it to me, man.
Appreciate you for sending it to me.
Next spam mail to the date!
Bro, I swear to God, if this is another TikTok, I'm done.
Yep!
Oh my god!
Bro, another TikTok!
Another TikTok!
What is happening?
Brother, so many packages still.
There's still like 30 more.
All right, this can't go on.
No, no, this can't happen.
This can't happen.
Another TikTok!
Bro, another TikTok!
Come on!
Please be candy.
Yup, it's candy.
Yup, it's candy.
Alright, this might be the most I've ever eaten in a single fan mail.
I'm not even kidding.
Zesty bites.
Bro, I can't keep eating this.
I'm just gonna gain like a hundred pounds.
Oh my God!
Pickle flavor?
Ugh!
Pickle flavor candy, there's no way that's good.
Bro, pickles flavor?
Oh my God, it smells like pickles.
Yeah, if you eat this, you're a psychopath, I'm just going to give it a bump.
Imagine going to a candy shop and getting pickled flavored candy.
Are you a psychopath?
Legitimately, it's not editable, so I'm not falling for that again.
SHUT UP!
I'm not good at all to fall for that again.
Next family order today, I have a feeling it's another blanket with another tick toff page.
What is this? It's a sunflower.
hour. Oh my god, it's a. Hey, Jixi, I've noticed you haven't been on the perk 30s lately because
your aim has been somewhat decent. So I'm sending you this pillow to remember where
you came from. You just sent me a perk 30 pillow. I mean bro, are we getting this? I've
never been on the Yerkes. I've never been on the Yerkes, bro. Next time out of the day.
Please handle with care fragile please handle with care fragile okay I got you
I'm confused how it's fragile, though.
It's just like a poster, right?
Isn't it just a poster?
How's this fragile?
It's just a poster.
I mean, or at least that's what it looks like, doesn't it?
Doesn't it just look like a poster, Chad?
This just looks like a poster, no?
All right, I mean, it's really taped up here.
What? Oh my god.
Yep. Okay.
That is a dude wearing a fog.
Alright. I'm done.
No, hey, hey, I'm actually done!
I'm done.
A dude wearing a thong.
As fan mail, why would you send that?
Alright, this is from Ethan.
Bro, Ethan, your package gets tight!
My God!
It's a package inside of a package?
Why does it feel like a bottle?
He left a note, he left a note, he left a note.
Hey JC, I just wanted to write a quick letter to you and say thank you so much for the things
you've done in my life.
I know you've told this a lot, but you've gotten me through so many rough times and
I can never make it up to you.
I really love every one of your streams and hope you keep going and change people's lives.
Again, thank you so much and keep doing what you're doing.
Have a great life and enjoy yourself.
I'll always be praying for you.
W Ethan in the chat, Ralph.
It feels like water bottles.
It feels like water bottles.
Chad feels like water bottles.
I haven't had a power rate in years.
Or power rates still around?
Bro, I haven't seen a power rate in years.
It's just Gatorade.
Is power rates still around?
All right, I'm not fat, I just want to try one of these, I'm not fat, I'm not fat!
Yeah, I'm just going to keep it a buck.
These are amazing, but if you eat an entire bag of these, I think you're going to have
heart palpitations.
I actually think you're going to need to get your heart pumped.
one from California. If you need time, just take your time. Honey, I get it. I get it.
I get it. Next one, Jack. Next time out of the day.
I cut my hand opening a box.
All right.
Thank you.
Natura pine.
What is, what is this?
Japanese peach flavored toothpicks? Wait, what? That's such a good idea. Oh my god, that's
the most amazing. This is the best idea in the world. Why has no one ever thought of
brother peach um campfire coffee no no i have to try that one
mature up high shout out to y'all the business bro bro what a good idea what a smart idea oh my god
okay this is the
Okay, this is sick.
I'm not, this is actually sick.
No, no, no.
Flavor of toothpicks.
Campfire coffee.
Japanese peach.
Roasted cinnamon.
Summer blueberry.
Ice beach.
Winter mint.
Text-water mint.
Bro, I love when people actually think of good ideas.
When I was a kid, I used to always put toothpicks in my mouth because I just liked how it felt,
but it tasted like shit.
I'm not fat.
I just got to finish this.
Well, bro, what a good idea.
What a good idea, bro.
Next day on Monday, we got a novel, Jinx, Story by Devin White.
It's a whole-ass comic book.
What?
Is there any context of this or there's no note that says anything?
Here we go.
Here's the context.
What's up, Dixie?
My name's Dave and I've been watching your series for years.
I wanted to share with you a book I recently published and want your honest feedback.
You wrote this about the author.
What?
What?
Bro, he wrote a whole ass comic book.
That's kind of sick.
That's kind of sick, bro.
Jinx.
All right, all right, all right.
From Mason.
All right, I got something to do.
Mason. Hey, Jinxie, I love you so much. You're so funny. And my girlfriend, love my girlfriend
loves when you say, All right, I'm waiting for you to unpack Pika packs on May 17. I
I hear you, I hear you love colognes.
Here is some colognes.
Pretty sure this is lipstick, bro.
Isn't that lipstick?
Oh, it is a cologne.
Creed 1760.
Uh, is this like an axe injection or something?
Oh my god, that actually does smell good though.
Why does that, why is the cologne so small?
Is that supposed to be cologne?
Bro, what if this is like...
Bro, no way this is cologne. What is this?
It's samples. Oh! Oh! It's expensive?
Oh, it's samples. Not a bad shout.
All right, let's smell the green one.
Too strong.
Too strong.
Red one.
Ooh, that's nice.
That's nice.
That's nice.
Is this fat? What is this? I don't know what's happening, bro.
Bro Chat, what is this, y'all? Is that cologne?
I don't know what that is.
All right, y'all, we got it A.
All right, there's no way.
Another TikTok, okay.
You know what?
All right, all right.
Bro, 20 in a day, God!
Next family of the day.
All right, guys, I don't understand, like, what do you want to happen when you send in baby oil and fan mail? What do you want to happen? Do you? Okay.
So one guy sent me a pregnancy test. Let's not forget about that.
One guy sent me a pregnancy test and another guy sent me baby oil.
Yo, I'm not expecting.
I mean, look at this, bro.
Like, what the fuck?
What's the point of sending me baby oil?
Do you just want me to start oiling up?
Like, it's another TikTok blanket.
This is actually insane.
This is actually insane.
No, no, no, no.
This is actually insane.
say another chick talk like it is this like the method
another chick talk another chick talk okay oh my god how is this happening how
is this happening bro chocolate
Say you swear to God.
Say you swear to God one guy sent me a pregnancy test and then other guy sent me baby wipes.
Is this actually what my life is right now?
Bro, bro, I don't have a baby god!
Oh my God, he sent me baby wipes. Brother?
What do we did? It's a hat. It's a hat?
RVCA snake control?
A blank mouth pat.
A hat that says PG.
A mouse?
Oh, read first.
You put it at the bottom of the box.
What do you mean, read first, brother?
I am a real donation!
I am a real donation!
Oh my god!
IRL donation!
Hey, Jinxie. Hey, Nick.
Parentheses, Jinxie.
My name is AJ and I'm 12 years old.
I have been a fan for a little over a year now and I also love your,
I also have your in-game R6 chart.
And I have your IRL Jinxie shirt.
My birthday is April 7th, 2013.
I'm not sure if my V-Day will have already happened by the time you see this.
Smart kid says, I couldn't send up.
Sorry, I couldn't send a lot, but I'm only 12.
The hat I sent you was a hat from my grandpa's hat company for golf because I know you like to go, but he passed away.
If you can add me on Xbox, that would be great. I'm going to say my name, so please don't say it out loud.
It's fine if you can't add me. I added an envelope on the back with something for you to sign and send back if possible.
possible. Please don't leak my address. Love you, bro. AJ.
Also, yo, what a sweet message. AJ, I will sign this and
send it back to you. Right? I'm going to put it to the side.
Yo, w AJ, man.
W AJ, bro. AJ, I appreciate the kind words, dude.
Okay, next up we got one from Zach.
This is a big box.
I like to get a big box first normally, but I low key forgot.
This thing's really not, this thing's not budging here.
No, you didn't, no, you didn't, no, you didn't.
Jinxie, we want to rerun a Lego resale store called WAPI Bricks located in West Bend, Wisconsin.
All of our employees are huge fans of you and we thought you would enjoy building a Lego
soccer ball to get you into the World Cup spirit.
We have more World Cup sets that you can check out.
If you're ever in the Wisconsin area, definitely come to our store, PS, I beat you in Clash.
All right.
Bro, he actually sent this in.
Oh!
A LEGO football!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Now we are talking, dude.
Now we are talking, dude.
Oh my gosh!
A LEGO football.
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Japanese fan mail has been interesting. There's been a lot of TikTok promos and a lot of candy.
Also, the pregnancy test. Not cool.
Not cool, dude. Too soon.
You are a wholesome person and super funny. Keep doing what you do and stay unique to your own self.
Didn't want to be boring and send you more R6 black-eyed sash slash fucking your stuff.
This looked like something you'd enjoy from Andrew D.
All right, Andrew, let's check it out.
Looks like something I didn't...
From crook to cook Snoop Dogg?
Platinum recipes from the Boss Dogg's Kitchen.
What in the hell?
Is this a cookbook of Snoop Dogg?
Orange chicken advice actually is pretty good.
Is this real?
What the?
Since when did Snoop Dogg sell a cookbook?
When did this happen?
Gin and juice?
Okay.
When did that ever happen?
Snoop Dogg has a AA.
Snoop Dogg has a frickin' cooking book?
Phone.
JP.
JP Carlton.
Hi, guys.
Yo, how you doing, bro?
Grab that like I said, bro.
What about it?
Yo, how about you know, bro?
What about it?
Yo, bro, I don't have the yo leave me alone. I don't have the brain cells for that stop
Like what's wrong with this guy?
There's the note. I know you don't watch baseball, but as the leader of A's FC, I'm going to
turn you into an A's fan. It's a young, exciting team on the come up. Plus they're about to
move to Vegas, land of degenerate gamblers like you. All right, from Theo.
Jeff, what is the A's?
Do you know what that A's is?
Jeff, does anybody know that?
Is that a MLB team?
MLB?
Oakland A's, the Athletics.
Oh.
They're the worst MLB team.
Bro, they're not the worst MLB team.
He said they're young and they're on the come up.
He said they're young.
World Series champions, 19-10, 11-13, 19-29, 19-30, 19-72.
They haven't won a World Series since 89.
Miho.
Miho.
How do I tell you, gang?
Brother, what?
Since 1989, I wasn't even alive.
Next family order today?
Why did I just get flashbanged by my camera?
Chad, if you thought you were dizzy, you're not dizzy,
it's just my camera glitched.
This is from Maximilian.
Hi, Jixi.
I made a book for you in the chat to enjoy.
So flip the pages so chat can see as well.
I put a lot of effort into this, so I hope you enjoy.
Please play Apex Legends.
I finally hope this arrives before you play.
Now that you said you're gonna play,
We have to only see you burn money on CS cases
and go on battle for D dates for the past three weeks.
Brother, this guy's delayed.
I mean, is this necessary?
If you're gonna make a book for the stream, cool.
Is this necessary?
Is this necessary?
The no eyebrows arrow, we're letting that arrow burn.
Sorry, not sure how that snuck in anyways.
How many pages is, the gunplay and movement is very fun.
Yeah, bro, this guy made a literal book dedicated to Apex Legends.
Now, here are some reasons you might hate Apex Legends.
This game arguably has a worst Kronos problem than R6.
It's ran by EA, Stream Snipers, and Hackers.
Yeah, bro, the biggest problem with Apex is streaming Apex is just impossible
because of Stream Snipers.
Period. Stream Snipers just makes it impossible.
Like, it's like streaming Fortnite, bro.
So, I don't know what the rest of this shirt is, but I'm already questionable.
Okay.
All right.
Jinx see the hut join siege.
Okay.
Yo, bro, I don't look at anything like Java the hot.
What do you want me to do with this shirt?
Do you want me to wear this out to a restaurant or something?
I'll get arrested.
Now chat.
Our biggest box of the day.
It's huge and it's fragile.
For this box is fragile and it's like gigantic.
Pictures?
Oh god.
This box is humongous.
It's me in one piece.
It is me in one piece.
Dadder alive, GXC 932 billion berries, Marine.
Number one, C-Rontwex, 365 plus days.
2023 Gamer of the Year Award, R6 champion.
Ha ha ha ha.
Kono Sakuna ha fiction.
Yo, all right, this is fire.
Hey, this is badass.
THIS IS BAD ASS!
Hang this up.
Hang this up, bro.
Chad's going right next to the loopy, ummm...
Funko-Pok.
Hang that it up, bro.
He said more stuff! Wait, this guy's speech!
A genu-song Funko-Pok.
Now, here's a guy who knows ball.
No, no, no!
Fuck all of that other shit.
Here's a guy who knows ball.
Here is a guy who knows ball!
Bro, oh my god, that's fire!
Next family order today!
a QR code. Your chat, scan this at your own risk. Hey, Jixie, quick follow up. I realized
I sent the wrong login last time. Please don't tell me that's your TikTok login. Please don't
tell me that's your TikTok login. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
All right.
Okay.
That is insane. No, that is actually insane. So that is actually insane
All right, yeah, we still got more fan mails we still got more fan mails next fan mails are the day
Hi guys, yo, hi guys. What is that bro? How you doing?
And in the future, Muno will talk about it on the stream, but basically someone you can
call back to them and it's a no go.
What do you mean by no go?
What does that mean?
I can let Moody explain, because I got them.
Tell them I'll call them in five minutes after the fan mail.
Hey, Jixi, are you sure?
Yeah, yeah, bro, no worries, bro.
I'll call them in five minutes.
Okay, Jixi, I'll leave this clip here for you if you want to listen to it, but, fine.
Bad news. What could be bad? What could be bad, bro? Overnight shipping from
California, Culver City.
Alright, man, is this thing going to open or what?
But this is a big box, and it won't open.
Come on, big box, big box, open it up.
I might need an actual real knife for this one.
Or maybe I can kick it really hard?
No, that might break whatever's inside.
So what do you think, a big knife or kick it really hard?
Big nice.
Everything that I've said raised the goal.
Next week over the day.
I got a big nice, I got a big nice, like a big, big, big nice.
All right, I don't know if it's big enough.
Yeah I don't think it's big enough. That's what she said.
Bro chat I don't know if this thing's gonna rip dog. I'm gonna, no I'm gonna
give it a buck. Chat whatever's in this box will not budge. It will not budge.
Guys, whatever's in this box will not budge.
Alright, I don't want to accidentally cut my hand, y'all.
Here we go, here we go.
I found a gap, I found an incision point.
I don't want to accidentally cut myself.
Here we go.
We should be able to peel it now.
Yes!
Why is this box so hard to open, God?
The hardest package that I've ever had to open.
Ever, in two years of fan mail.
What is this?
Bro, what is?
I don't know what this is, guys.
The master of speed?
I show speed?
Wasn't this a Super Bowl commercial?
Oh my, I might have forgot to open this.
I might have got to open this for a while.
Holy crap.
For what this, in February?
No way Speed actually sent me headphones though.
Say what lie to you, bro?
No way he actually sent me headphones.
I could use actual headset, yo.
Or did he actually send me headphones?
Did he actually send me headphones?
Oh, no, it's... wait.
Speed, what is this?
What in the f-
Yo, this is from like... I saw this in the Super Bowl. I guess I forgot to open this.
Yo, he actually sent me beads!
and we have to.
WSB bro. Chat. Oh,
does that say sewish? WSB bro.
I've got to charge them. I've got to charge them. W speed, man. W speed, man. I've got
to charge them. All right. Now, next up in the list, where we've opened so many packages.
Look at this. Holy fan mail session. Wow. She's looking at all that.
Everything that I've said, praise the Lord.
All right.
Next fan mail of the day. Scheduled delivery day. Okay, this arrived last month.
from Marissa. Girls actually watch the stream. What the fiddles this? Okay, that's gotta be AI.
There's no way girls actually watch the stream. Appreciate you, sister. Appreciate you, sister.
Whoa, it's a mug.
Whoa, it's a mug.
World's best streamer.
Oh my God.
All right.
That's an OG image.
W. Marissa, man.
What in the...
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Marissa seriously? Read me. Okay, okay, okay.
All right. Mike the auditor broke. Holy crap. Hi, drunko. My name is Marissa and I'm 26. I love
watching your streams. You always make me laugh. I first started watching you a few years ago,
and I have learned so much different stuff about strategies to use on Siege.
I first played Siege when Finca and Lion came out and I played the shit out of Alcrave with
with my friends.
Do you remember the pain of Cabera
being able to one tap someone?
Yes, yes, yes.
Down the hallway, peekaloo inside.
My friends and I would do clutch or kick back
in the prime days, plus recruit with four shotguns.
And I would do, oh, seeds used to be so fun.
Plus people like you continue to make the game live on.
The game lives on just as much as Lord T'Chonka.
I love that you played Red Dead 2.
You should play the Last of Us 1 and 2.
It's also really good.
Also, can you up-mode the fan mail Vod in case I missed the stream?
Yes.
And there's also another part that she said to not read out loud.
PS, hide-mind is the goke.
W, Marissa, in the chat.
Wow.
Wow.
What a sick mob.
W, Marissa, in the chat.
Chat, I didn't even know girls watched the stream, y'all.
Guys, I think that was the last.
That was the last package.
Now we just have letters.
Graduation?
No, no, no, no, nowhere.
No, no, there's no way.
Join us to celebrate Wyatt's graduation.
I'm not gonna say to the high school.
May 22, 7 p.m.
Brother, what?
What?
You invited me to a graduation.
Next letter of the day.
Dear Jixi, I've been watching your streams for a long time,
and I have subscribed to your Twitch recently.
I'm 13 years old and watch your streams every day
after school.
You're a big influence to me, and your streams make me laugh.
I hope you get good at all the new games you've been starting
and win a rocketing tournament without Emiliano.
Holy ball knowledge.
Finally, can you shout my out?
My name is H. W. Hayes in the chat.
W. Hayes in the chat.
Whoa.
Dear Junkie Chunky.
My name is Jaden, I'm 13 and I'm a huge fan.
Every day I come home from school,
I watch your streams right away.
I'll come home from baseball practice and watch you more.
Okay, besides all the love,
I get more and more motivation to piss you off.
Oh, no, I get more and more motivation to piss you off when I see people send fan mail, I decided to draw Ronnie.
You get motivation to piss me off and you're 13. Yo, bro, what in the fuck? What the fuck, bro? I thought it was going to be wholesome.
I thought I was going to be wholesome, dude.
Last one by the minutes.
Jack, look at the after effects of fan mail.
Yo, Jack.
Go check.
You know, weirdest fan mail of the day,
I'm just gonna be honest.
This.
Brother, a pregnancy test?
I mean, this is the weirdest one.
This one and probably the baby oil.
And then there's like 20 people to go to the checkbox.
Try it, bro.
I'm not trying a pregnancy test.
What is wrong with your head?
There's no pregnancy.
I'm not pregnant.
That's what I feel about.
Chat, what game should we get on?
Wait, I need to call mood, I forgot.
I need to call Moodle.
I need to call Moodle.
I need to call Moodle.
Bro, somebody actually sent that in a pregnancy test.
Yo!
Yo!
Moody, can you hear me?
Oh my God.
Bro, I just got a text from,
I just got a text from a dev.
Yeah, I just got a text from a dev
and this is what the text said.
This is a Ubisoft dance.
I'm not kidding.
Hi Nick, as promised, I'm following up with an update.
We've had discussions with several people at Ubisoft, including the anti-cheat director,
and a final decision has been made.
Muda will remain permanently banned from Rainbow Six Siege, considering that he owned an account
that was previously permanently banned for cheating.
I wanted to make sure you were informed directly.
has also been notified of this decision. Take care and don't hesitate if you have any questions,
but Muda's calling me. Yo Muda. Yo! I just got a text from a dev. Yeah bro, I saw bro.
You're perma? You got perma banned from Siege? Yeah bro, but I thought the fat
I think that they're still, they're still hoping.
Me hope.
I thought to say-
What is the hope, bro?
What is the hope?
The hope is that I can make a new account
and play on a new account.
Yeah, no, that's not gonna work.
Bro, that's banivating, that's banivating.
Listen.
I don't know.
They're like asking for their permission, like.
They said that I could ask them,
but they're still hoping for like asking for any permission.
First.
Muda, I'm going to be honest, bro, I think the best thing you could do is, I wouldn't
even say make a new account, just see if you can get your account on Banned, because if
they're letting you make a new account, they may as well just unban your other account.
What are you going to do now that you're banned on Siege though?
I don't know, bro.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what you want or what are you going to do now?
Yeah, like with your life.
Are you just going to go back to eat eating on Valorant?
No, bro.
No.
You were, dude, you were actually killing it in Siege.
I know, bro.
I know.
Please don't.
There's gotta be something you could do, bro.
That's like, that's like, like Drake,
that's a Ronald was like, you just beat each other.
There's gotta be something you could do, bro.
No, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
You only hope you can make is, I would say,
make a formal apology.
That's what Fett told me.
Make a formal apology on, like, Twitter and email them.
Email them a formal apology that you cheated when you were 15
and you have no intention of ever cheating on any game ever again, especially seeds.
Yeah, so I agree with that.
That's your only, I'm going to be honest, that's your only hope.
But if the devs don't on ban you, they just don't on ban you and it's CG's.
Because the thing is, if you get perma banned on seeds, you really do get perma.
So.
Is there anybody in the community ever done what I've done before this on that?
I think Shiko, but Shiko got false banned. Your ban was like, your ban was correct.
You know what I mean? Like Shiko got false banned, but your ban was correct.
Because you did have a banned account on Siege. And what's your perm on your perm on?
I don't know, bro. Well, I'm gonna, Muda, I'm gonna go play Siege, bro. But listen, man,
If you make a formal apology and you want to call me, I-
Do you want me wanting?
How?
Are we not wanting to be wanting?
How the fuck are we-
You're banned!
How are we gonna 1v1?
1v1?
I should know what we want.
In what?
How?
How?
Man, let's do 1v1 still.
Bro, I don't think that's a good idea, bro,
because you're just, like, banivating.
There are, like, all these big accounts that I've been banned for,
and you can still play.
Wait, if you're banned on Siege, you just can't play, right?
Yeah, I can't play anything online.
Bro, where did my Xbox controller go?
I can't even see it because there's so much fail.
Alright, give me a second, bro.
You actually want a 1v1?
Yeah, not so much.
Alright, call me in Discord. Call me in Discord.
Okay.
Chadwick Mooda should make his 4v1 apology now.
Oh, Mingo said he can join custom games.
Oh, but he's still 1v1.
I'm gonna be on PC this time, I'm gonna fuck him in the ass!
Hi guys, can you load up PC siege and get all my settings correct if possible?
We're gonna 1v1 Muda in PC, y'all!
Everything that I've said, praise the Lord!
Alright, god, what is that picture?
Jinxie vs Muda, but on PC this time!
If I lose this, I'm ass!
Because now I have 300 breaks.
Oh my god, I found my controller.
Have a good one, brother.
Hello?
Hi.
Yeah.
Hi guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's good bro.
It's good bro.
It's good.
It's good.
Let's see.
Oh.
Let me vlog.
Let me vlog.
I don't know.
It's nice to see you.
Okay.
I'm gonna vlog.
Hi, guys, what are you thinking about the situation, bro?
Do you think they should free me?
Wi-Fi.exe.
That's you, bro.
I'm proud of you, man.
They cleared that, though.
They lit it up.
Dude, you got me in the back.
Yeah, it's spinning, man.
I don't know what this felt like.
Whoa.
Because you said forever, babe.
Did you mean it or not?
and it don't know what this is about because you said forever baby did you mean it or not
oh whoa hold on Justin Bieber bro yo how do I how do I get my control hi buddy you gotta help
dude how do I play bro why do you sound like that what do you mean sound like what
yo are you like the devil bro it's good on my stream what are you saying dipshit
Well, you see what is that Morgan Freeman?
Not doing this shit
Yeah, bro yo hi guys, how do I use controller in PC help help help just get a just get a USB C
Get a USB C cord right now. Yeah, let me pull that off my ass
Log in login please USB C cord
I didn't cheat when I was fucking 12 on 20 games 15 up all right sorry low blow. That's a low blow. I'm sorry. You'll mood up. Listen, bro.
Yeah, me and you should write up your formal apology to Ubisoft. Yes, like before we won the one we should it should take 10 minutes and it should be well thought out right out of actual formal apologies, bro.
right out of actual formal apologies bro okay okay uh he cheated six months ago
yeah in rust in rust bro yes bro and I'm why did you do that no no you're
actually sticking to that I don't know it was disgusting to me and I'm sorry
bro and and for anyone who I fucked up that that that white bro I also
apologize go make God bless you bro I'm sorry the road I'm never gonna change
Bro, yes bro bro before that was when I was 15 and then I had a relapse
I had a relapse on my addiction and I'm done
You're talking about cheating like it's cocaine
What's you start it's hard to stop but I did
Hi guys help help help. Yeah, I know hey, there's not much I could do. I'm gonna show you this page right here. Boom
No, not this I hate this down effective site. It's like never correct ever
Yeah, it's not correcting
Muda, what do you have to say about the people that say once a cheater always a cheater?
I'm literally living proof that that's not true
You know there dude, dude, I was also a cheater bro Zimbabwe's
Okay, I wasn't a good Zim, but I moved on bro. You just got to move on
There's documented proof of that now I was shit as them
You see you got a point eight when I was emmy am I just a failure? Yeah. Yes. Yeah
I'm trying to try this for years
Bro, why is it will be connect not loading bro because it will be connected right by six easier down
So
My ass kicked again. I'm not doing this. I'm not playing a PC player on console. No
Okay
Hi my help the house connection loss
Are we sure?
Jinxie
Jinxie on Xbox on Xbox right now, right?
You don't you either close the game make sure the game is not auto open and then open the game
Yeah, open the game cool open the game open siege on Xbox. Yeah, open it cuz we need to see
I'm not playing this guy console. I'm done with this humiliation ritual shit
Moodle we're both gonna have 300 frames and I'm gonna fuck you up
People do you even think you'll beat me even with 300 frames? Yeah, I will kick your ass
What's your monitor hurts what's your monitor hurts three fucking a thousand five five I got
I think it's like 144 no nine I'm not playing on 144 so you have a 144 Hertz monitor but no
Oh, it's gotta be 240, 240.
High-fives, please.
Let me look, it's...
Yeah, 240, 240.
Yeah, but will it stick that way?
No, it doesn't, no, no, no, no.
All right, all right, let's see.
And it's black.
Why is it black?
No more, 240.
240.
Yeah, now you're fucked.
Now you're fucked!
All right, does it even look like this?
One, two, one, we have ever had.
Well, slow your roll, buddy.
I have to get into BC first.
But yes, this will be our first actually dead fair 1v1.
Dead, okay?
All right, all right, all right.
What I will say, Jinx, is you can't leave room
for any excuses.
Your sense on console, listen to me, listen to me.
This guy is actually pissing me off.
Your sense on console, you're gonna go over to PC.
It's gonna have more frames,
so your sense is gonna feel quick.
It's gonna feel fast.
Things are gonna feel different.
That's why I wanna warm up before I kick Muta's ass,
but I can't warm up because Ubisoft connects not working.
Ah!
Like I wanna warm up.
It's like, you have plot armor.
I'm not playing you on console.
No, it's a simulation ritual.
Playing you on PC, bro.
New slash.
If anybody wants to walk you on me,
I'm gonna be on PC every time,
unless you're a console player.
Okay.
Hi, bye, bro.
Why don't we just write up Muda's apology to Ubisoft
and then we try again in 10 minutes?
Of course, yeah, we'll keep you there.
Muda, share your screen, get to the notepad.
Now, share your screen and get to the no pad.
We're not fucking around with Ubi.
You wanna get on band, bro?
Right at actual-
Yes, please, I'll do anything.
I'll suck anyone's dick, bro, please.
You're not gonna do that.
So listen, bro, here, let me humble you really quick,
Muda, hey, bro, Ubi saw banned you.
They permanently banned you.
They found out that you cheated on their game in 2020
and they permanently fucking banned you.
I just got a text from a dev saying
that you're gonna remain permanently banned.
So your only hope is a formal apology.
You understand?
Yes, bro, I need to put love into this.
So start off, start off.
And I'm just gonna correct you
whenever you say something stupid.
Just start off with your apology.
Okay.
Dear Ubisoft developers and community.
Capital C, you look like a toddler.
Capital C, there you go.
Comma.
Comma.
Now you've written a letter before, right?
Down, down, go down, down.
There you go.
I say your full name or no, just say Muda.
Okay.
Okay.
Do what you want.
Do you want to say your full name or Muda?
But this is personal.
Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay, but
grab a Muda here like this as well.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
I fully admit.
To cheating in Rainbow Six Siege.
To gain a competitive advantage over my opponents. Oh my god, but it could make me sound bad, bro
Yeah, you want to be formal or not?
Okay, I fully admitted to cheating and rainbow six each to get a good pet. I spoke a bit of it. Oh
Getting god. I don't know how much this guy doesn't have brain cells. It's not getting on band. No
Okay, so the image of cheating and rainbow six each to gain a competitive advantage over my opponents
In the years, oh my god, did you spell?
I'm trying.
In the years, what were the years you cheated?
Name all of the years you cheated.
Don't lie, because if you lie and they catch you,
you're going to stay banned.
2019 to 2020.
I deeply regret these past actions and swear all caps.
No, all caps on swear.
Swear to never cheat in your video game
for the rest of my time on planet Earth.
Say amazing video game, actually.
Say amazing video game.
Now, next, I understand, I understand, no, no.
I understand, no, no, go down, go watch you get down.
I understand and respect your decision of if you, if you decide to not ever unban me.
No, I understand, no, no, no, wrong.
I understand and respect your decision if you decide to never unban me.
Yes, not to never, to never, to never abandon me.
To never abandon me.
Okay.
Um, chat, what else should we add?
Is there anything we should add to this?
This is really, this is good.
Okay.
Now I feel like we should go out there.
It should be like formal, bro.
Like, like what else should we say?
Like, um, when I cheated in this game, I was 15 years old and was
not thinking about my.
I was not thinking about how my actions would would affect others
When I cheated in this video game put this in a separate column put this in a separate column
Yeah, down down down and make I understand a respected decision as the last column
Make that as the final problem
When I cheated in this video game, I did not
not. Wait, no, I would say your age when you were cheating, just so they know that I was
15 to 16 years old, right.
15 years old. Okay.
I was not thinking about the about how my actions would affect other players.
And feel deeply what how do you what what effect oh my god, I don't know
Yeah, yeah, yeah affect other players and I deeply regret ever doing that
Deeply regret that no I didn't regret ever doing that
Alright, now this is really good, bro.
For your last column, I think you just say the last column that we already have saved.
I understand and respect your decision if you never decide to unban me, but it would
mean the world to me if I could play the game again.
This is good, bro.
Thank you for, then say thank you for your time.
Muda out.
Well, no, don't say that.
Just say thank you for your time.
Muda, how about we do a period after the word world
and then we make this its own sentence?
This isn't, this is a run on sentence.
I understand and respect this decision
if you decide to never unveil me,
but it would mean the world to me
if I were to thank you for your time.
Yeah, hey bro, did you get out of English in eighth grade?
What is this?
Bro, that's a run on sentence.
So I mean the world to me if I were able to play your game again
Be able to play
Play your game again
Muda out
Maybe don't do that. No, yeah, I don't know if we do this. Don't do that
I'm gonna say man. All right. This looks pretty good now now
I feel like this is too short though, like, should this not be like a formal apology? Should I sign this or something?
Yeah, you probably could add another call.
Sincerely, Muda.
Chat, what else? What else? What else?
I'm saying there's no actual apology in here.
No, I deeply regret these past actions.
And swear to never cheat in your amazing video game again when I shoot in this video game
I was 15 years old
I was not thinking about how my actions would affect other players and I keep forgot ever doing that
I understand a respective decision if you decide to never unfammy, but it would mean the world to me
If I were able to play your game again, um
I mentioned that we just did a PC check or no, but they know they emailed me and they are
What sorry one second the guy the guy the guy that I was talking to knows that I wasn't cheating when they banned
and they know that they tied it to, like, two years.
Yeah, bro, they just know that they permaband you
and they're going to keep you permaband.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa, bro, this is your only hope.
This probably isn't going to work,
and you're probably going to stay banned, bro.
Oh, my God.
You don't have another option.
I mean, what do you want me to say?
You got permud, bro.
You didn't get banned.
You got permud.
Oh, my God, bro.
Bro, you're literally draped to Toronto.
So you, you, if anyone in the world give you advantage to your goal, please.
No, Muda, he doesn't own the game.
Yeah, Muda, I don't own the game.
I thought he was giving him.
This guy is Tom Clancy himself.
Bro, I'm not, bro.
RIP to Tom Clancy to go.
Yo, listen.
You got banned by the head of anti-chief.
This morning.
This is not like in my- this ball is so far out of my court.
Your only hope is to bag.
That's it, bro.
You don't have another fucking option.
I will.
It's gonna be anything.
Is this good?
Do you guys think this is good?
This is good.
Chat, what do the odds of this works, zero percent?
Come on, G.C., there's no way, right?
This has got to be best regards, Muda.
Bro, chat, using chat, GPT is not sincere at all.
Ask FAT.
Maybe we could call FAT, but I don't know.
FAT might be working, bro.
FAT might be like, he's in lab or something.
No, FAT takes me two minutes to go.
that that checks me what the fuck am I reading okay let me go
please please call this call okay we can also add them into this hey fat how's
it going
uh muta needs help writing an apology to himself yes i know it looks like a
trip by a h-gator bro what all right so what do you think you should do
I'll text you revisions as I'm watching it.
Okay, okay.
So, but do you think it's good right now or like?
It's, it's there. It just sounds really informal.
Like it sounds like he doesn't care.
Like he just sounds like he cares a lot, you know.
Which I do care.
Yeah.
It's good that he has this whole main in right?
Yes.
I knew that was a good touch. I fucking knew that was a good job.
fully admit to TV, and it's a key to gain a competitive advantage in the years.
2019 was one year. I'd even regret these past options where I never
cheated in your amazing video game again. Remove the word amazing.
It sounds sarcastic. Yeah.
Remove amazing in your video, never cheating your video game for the rest of my life.
When I cheated in the studio game, I was 15 years old.
I was not thinking about how much of an effect to the players that people have got ever doing that.
I understand and respect your decision to decide to never unbend me,
but it would mean the world to me if I were able to play your game again.
That's where guards do that.
It sounds pretty good, Fat. I mean, it's very respectful.
Yeah, what would you add to this pop-up that?
Like bed you're not in lab. Oh, you're in lab. Okay. Okay
Can you screenshot it and send me a Discord VM because I can't open your straight on call?
No, I got you.
Why just copy and paste it and send it to him?
What is that? It's going to copy and paste it and send it to you.
Okay.
I don't know what's in this VM, bro. I'm going to be honest.
Yeah, bro. Why are there still VMs in this chat here? Hi, guys. What is this? Why is this chat? Okay.
Senator, uh, Senator, please.
sense.
Sent it to you.
Okay.
Now should I maybe like.
Start with it.
My name is Madhavlal, also known as Buddha.
And I've recently been banned from Rainbow Six Seeds
due to a banned account association
because I've cheated in the game
six years ago from the year 2019 to 2020.
I deeply regret these actions
and swear or I deeply regret these actions
and understand the harm they can do onto a community
now that I have matured
and I am not the same person that I was six years ago.
I swear to never cheat
in the video games ever again for the rest of my life.
My.
Mooda, why'd you hit a ball right there?
Continue to hit that ball.
Well, that's how I would revise the first paragraph.
I like that.
So my name is okay. That's good revise that
Muda, I think you should probably like write this yourself too, but I think that's good
Well, I just think I need help you guys because I don't have like
I don't blame you guys for never learning how to make things sound formal
Like I wish I could work as a publicist a baby probably
keep that one in and the next one is when I recently got back into regular
six-stage and started creating content with other content creators and it was
one of the best and most transformative experiences in my life he's
talking too fast wait are you in chat to BT no bro this is I'm staying in a
hallway looking at my phone looking at a DM okay sorry can you tell him to like
be typing this out though that can you say it at a slower pace mood of the
Bro, like, god damn the chain, bro.
When I recently started playing Rainbow Six Siege again and streaming
with some of its biggest content creators recently.
Oh, he can't spell started.
He can't even spell it.
Yeah.
When I recently started playing Rainbow Six Siege and collated reading.
With with some of its biggest creators.
It was one of the best and most transformative experiences in my life.
Rainbow Six Siege and, no, oh my god.
When I recently started to play Rainbow Six Siege and collaborating, yo, yo bro, are you
a fucking infant?
Muta, are you an infant?
When I recently started playing, rainbow, playing Rainbow Six Siege and collaborating.
And collaborating.
Oh my fucking god.
It was one of the best and most transformative experiences in my life it was one of the best
and it was one of the best and most transformed experiences in one of my life.
It's four of those experiences of my life.
Yeah.
F-O-R-M-A-T-I-V, yeah.
I truly enjoy Rainbow 16 like no other game and would love to
to at any cost continue playing this wonderful game.
You misspelled truly, Muda.
Playing this wonderful game.
Get the period out of playing and then add this wonderful game.
Is that everything that I fully understand I think I fully understand respect your system
so I never undamned me but it'll be the world to me if I were ever able to play the game
again you can keep that sentence like put it at the end after what I just said and then
after that one.
I fully understand that I fully understand.
Like the fantasy already had, you could just tack that on to the end of what I said, yeah, and then say, like, in reference to the quote unquote.
Express permission.
From us to continue playing on a separate account.
I would like to ask if this is a possible path in the future for me and what future actions necessary I would need to take in order to ensure this happens. I'll take this time.
Sound like Travis Scott.
scotch if I uh okay when I cheated in this video game I was 15 years old and I was not
thinking about how my options were to fight other players and I did regret ever doing that when I
recently started playing I was 16 to collaborate with its biggest creators it was one of the best
and most trend I've ever played at the start don't do I just do my name is my name is then there you
go my name is and then and I fully admit and I fully admit
I don't know how to tell you, I literally, I already like reached out to them, bro.
Can you say, hey, rainbow six siege, do me a solid favor, read this message with love
and please help my boy out like I helped you guys out.
Can you say that to them or something?
I'm not leveraging my relationship with our sex this is your thing, bro. This is your thing
I'm helping you write it, bro. I'm helping you write it
I honestly think they'll unban you and I think that agrees my honesty on ban you it might be some time
But I honestly think they're on
And then, yeah, but like the biggest thing is just to show integrity, you know, show honesty.
So willingness to change and regret.
And yeah, well, I mean, Jesus, I thought I typed bad. What the fuck?
Those are the most best and most transformative art of this one.
Yep. And reference to your express permission to play in the game on a new account.
I would like to ask if this is a possible future project that could take any.
And that's really what it takes to help ensure this happens.
All right, bro.
This is about as formal as it can get.
Anything else, Matt?
Not for now, but like just when he is talking to people,
I would just continue to encourage him to have like
the same amount of like professionalism and honesty
and character, yeah.
Yes. Muda, did you hear that?
Yeah.
All right. Now, maybe at the end,
just say best regards, Muda.
Or best regards, I'm on print quote unquote, Muda, hello.
Yeah. Maybe just do, thank you for your time,
or thanks for reading this or something.
Thanks for reading this.
Thank you for your time and thank you for reading this and thank you for everything and
because bro even if you only had a one month lifespan on Siege Muda you had a good month
bro like seriously don't be sad that it's over just be happy that it happened you know
No, bro. It was so amazing, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, so what do I say here? Thank you.
Tell me, bro, Siege might not have like the biggest audience or whatever,
but Siege has probably the best community of creators out of any other game chat.
And I'll stand on that.
Like a lot of games create, like a lot of games, like they don't have as many creators
that actually like get along with each other and collide with each other.
So you got some like that the whole like
Jinxie verse that was formed in like 2022 to 2024.
Like that just doesn't happen on other games, bro.
That is so Jinxie.
I woke up with my phone number, my email, my my past fucking leaked
because it is this community is amazing.
I should really love this.
Yeah, bro, because you cheated in the game, mood.
You ungrateful bastard.
I know, I know.
You shouldn't have fucking hacked.
What do you want me to say?
Well, can we, I don't know, can we dig up like, uh,
All right, fat. Thank you so much, bro.
Hey, let's get a W fat in the chat.
Thank you for your time.
Thank you for your time and sincerely moota out.
No, don't say moota out. Don't say moota out.
You're not Kobe, bro.
Just say thank you for your time.
Um, and.
I appreciate you for reading this.
Just no, no, just thank you for your time.
That's it. Thank you for your time. Done. You already said your name. Done. Now tweet that out.
Okay, or maybe don't tweet it. Maybe just email it to them.
I have to check. Did he tweet it or just email it?
Should you tweet it or just email it?
Both. Ah, they're saying both. They're saying both. Yeah, both. Do both, Muda. Do both. Email
to them, DM the guy privately, and, um, email, email. I'd be like Ubisoft support, I think.
But definitely send this to the guy privately. Tweet it out, though. Tweet it out.
He said, he already responded? What did he say? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I was just saying, like he said, I can ask through my help, Ubisoft help, is that even
a good way to act?
Like he said it like an hour ago.
Wait, say exactly what he said again?
What did he say?
What did he say?
He said, we may not allow you to create an account again without our express permission
at our discretion through asking Ubisoft.com slash help.
I feel like he's hinting like this in the big, that's the way it's going to be a new
account.
So reply to him with yes, I'd love to do that.
And reply with your formal apology and you can you hide, can you hide screen for a sec?
screen. Okay, screen's in it. God, God, God, screen's in it. Okay, so like, wow, how do I say this here?
Hey, Muda, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
okay. So he's basically saying the only way you're able to play siege again, Muda,
is to make a new account.
That's what he's saying.
So yeah, just go that route.
So what do I say? What do I say?
Just say, yeah, I would like to pursue that.
Or like, I would love to pursue that, like a new account.
Is your password wrong, James?
Oh, yeah, it is.
Hivemind was that the reason no all right and send him the thing and then send him the thing
Hiveminds where's my shift button there it is wait all right but no no oh my oh my oh my
account has been suspended for temporary login all right no how long is the cooldown Hiveminds
Oh my god, I'm about to actually freak out this shit only happens on PC I
Guess I'm a sweet
It's probably like 10 minutes 15 minutes
Why watch that same PC check me me yeah, yeah
Yeah
I knew you had a thin bell. I got banned for failed Vulgans
I
Not saying it's 24 hours
No, are you dead on God? Are you dead outside us actually? No, it's good right now. It's good like one minute
All right
Oh
Hmm
The same to not to eat it. Yeah, I know I see that too. I'm seeing that thing
Yeah, I might be less professional to eat it. Maybe just have that but it's a good
Okay, I can't connect
But I literally can't connect to PC siege is no another way to get into this game besides you'd be connected dog shit thing
We'll be so fix you we can act God
Well as the game down itself like can you connect on a
Steam what about the steam steam steam steam steam steam steam steam steam yeah, we could do steam please speed
I need this I want to kick the shit out of a mood up. You're not doing that
Well, I don't know if I'm on 240. You're not ever even killing me bro. I'm just gonna pump you in the face
Not beating me but
How do I uh, I don't understand I only have 120 hours of playtime on scene. That's actually the same
But this is gonna need to go through you be soft
This isn't gonna allow it. Yeah, it is bro. How about stop thinking so much bro?
Okay, have I turn your brain off completely?
I have a shut your brain off right now. Well, like I'm a PC player
So I know how it works, you know, this is gonna work because we don't care
No, no, when you when you care things don't work, but when you don't care it works. We just don't care
You're right. It's gonna work. Yeah, we don't go a fuck
It's gonna work jazz. It's gonna work y'all
Yo, Ubisoft. Hey guys, can we please fix Ubisoft connect? I'm done with this shit
It is the most faulty glitchy buggy bullshit ever. Please, Ubii fuck
You're not getting your past season ever coming up in a month
Yeah, fix the game.
The past week, the servers have been down like every other day.
All right.
We need to focus on the servers first.
Hold on, ban appeals?
Appeal a ban.
Appeal a ban?
Yeah, I'm going to send them this thing, OK, bro?
Hey Chad, if the stream randomly crashes because I'm booting up Siege, all right.
High five, this isn't going to work.
Jinx, it's not working because it's waiting on this.
I'm telling you, they're linked, bro.
Steam Siege won't launch unless Ubisoft Connect the application is up.
So what do I do?
It's working for me, so why wouldn't it work for Jinx?
Because I'm Nicholas Stewart and every time there's a glitch, it glitches.
If there's anything that can go wrong with a game, it will go wrong.
What are you saying?
You're in the game right now.
Mm-hmm. Let me see
Show me your screen. All right, but let's just want me one. I'll just be on console. Fuck it. No, but I feel bad
I'm gonna be I don't want to do that to you. You're gonna embarrass me. Okay. No, I'll get in here, bro
Let's do it. Let's do it, bro. Like I'm just gonna play on console
This is why I hate PC reason number 10,000. What oh Jinx see you such an idiot PC is never a problem
I can load up to the next box. Just fine. Not a PC though. It'll be soft connect bench
If you can load into the servers, I'll donate my left testicle, bro.
The servers are down.
Hold up, keep that same energy, Abbas.
Keep that same energy.
What testicle you said left?
If I can load it-
Left testicle.
Right, left testicle!
Watch.
Yes.
Okay.
Please wait while we connect.
Yeah, no problem.
My God, go on.
Hold up.
Now I'm just so sad.
No, take your time, Ruby.
Take your time.
No, no, take your fucking time.
I'm not gonna connect, right?
have us. It's not going to let me in. Nope. You're absolutely positive. I'm 100% positive.
You're 100% positive. Not even 99. 1000 1000 1000. You want to go that 1000 1000% certain
you will not be able to get into this game. Cool. This is going to be ridiculously awkward
for you when I get into the game. It's going to be ridiculously awkward. Look, validating
validating creating squad. You're done. You're done. Wait, what? What did I say? Have I said
This game is shit.
You have to understand.
Doesn't even count because you have like
a separate server you're connected to.
So bend over and get me that testicle, bro.
Oh?
Like now?
All right, besides the point.
What am I hearing, bro?
What do you like saying?
Muda, that's one of your wants.
Let's go.
Let me warm up first.
Muda, the last time you beat me, it was only because I
was what's it called in England on a new Saturday.
It's not letting me in the game.
Oh.
It just kicked me out.
It's a connection lost when I talk about that game.
Game sound?
I'll literally put something in my ass.
Why did I have to do this?
Why do you have a game sound?
It's just because I just got to fix this.
Yo, Muda, it's not letting you in siege.
It's going on.
What is that?
What is that noise?
High five.
What was that noise?
What?
I heard Morgan Freeman, dude.
I know what I heard.
I know for a fact what I just heard.
Jack, did y'all hear that shit?
I heard Morgan fucking Freeman.
I was like, wait.
What's his tweet?
What's his tweet?
Let's see.
You resolve themselves.
Oh, wait, what?
Wait.
Is that 9 or 3 AM, though?
Oh, wait, what?
That's your old tweet, budda.
That's your old tweet.
I'm gonna make a new tweet, bro.
No, I don't think that's the right thing.
Yeah, I don't know.
Don't do it, dude.
I don't think you do that.
I don't know, don't do it to me, don't do it to me, don't do it to me.
So I went ahead and DM'd both the guy and I put in a ticket and we're gonna see what happens, bro.
I don't really care about that account because I'd rather wanna play the game.
It's a new account anyways, bro. You'll get all the progress next season.
Like, you'll have more progress next season.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
From the session?
Save what the hell I need, bro.
Is Rainbow 16 done?
I'm mudded like have I been muted this whole time who am I talking to a fucking brick wall, bro
What's going on here?
It's down a whole video game is down right now
They're riding because of me bro cuz I'm banned. They're right. They're riding because bro. I've mine
Is it because uh like like why would the servers be down have us all knowing have us?
um daddy hi-fives will never doubt you again I found a match I found a match
hi-fives look yes what now hi-fives what now hi-fives what now hi-fives what now hi-fives what fucking now
What are you in the game
Yeah, you know, I was decided never died
Yeah, I'm so easy. I'm just decide to never die look right now. I just decided never died
Let me see the drinks
Bro, what the fuck? How's the whole game down right? Just keep trying to go
All right
It's Tuesday I don't care if it's Tuesday
Be honest, I don't think the frames are safe
I'm going to freeze this here.
Yo, man, who's side are you on?
Yo, shut the fuck up, guys!
Watch this!
Okay.
What just happened?!
What?!
I got some what was that titties
Yeah, I just need a goth mommy with milk
Moody just keep trying it'll work trust me. That's what I did all I did was ignore high-five
I mean
The thing is I'm just practicing my
All right.
All right.
All right.
You said that?
I wouldn't.
All right.
Yo, Ro, can you shut up?
I'm trying to put it again.
You're all right.
He's right here.
You can hear him in the back.
Yeah.
Not bad, not bad.
Down.
No, I think she has something against down detector.
No, it doesn't work.
I must not be in the game.
See, I must, this is why I don't like down detector
because like, yeah, there might be a lot of people
that are down, but you can still get it.
You can still get in the game.
Like, I don't like down detector
because it's not like this game is offline.
I hate down detector.
Yo, bold apple, I promise you you're not.
I'm just running for objective.
Two minutes to go.
I think I'm fast for top.
3, 2, 1.
Alright.
Not a bad start, 2 and 8.
Yo bro, it's just the sound. It's obvious.
It's just the PC sound.
Yo, what's up with the peanut gallery?
Watch your peanut gallery right now.
You're just giving your head ripped off.
Yo, watch out with that peanut gallery.
He's pushing me.
Jesus.
Stop.
Take the second block.
You're close.
Top.
You're not improving playing TDM like this.
I'm gonna try to play off line and see if it lets me online.
Bro, Mude, it's not letting you be in the game.
Yo Jack, hey, hi, boys!
Be in these fuckers saying 3 and 10 beds!
NOOOO!
BE IN THESE FUCKERS!
So, Jinxy, you don't like Down Detector, right?
Yeah, cuz I'm in the game! Cuz I'm in the game!
Alright, let me get a straight from the scene.
That's why I'm in the game! That's why!
I'm gonna get a straight from the source.
I mean, I just never seen a video game go down, an entire video game, an entire video game.
You might want to watch how you talk about seeds because they literally hold your future
in their hands right now.
Yeah, well, future.
This game's amazing, bro, honestly.
I mean, guys, you know what?
I'm not perv a band.
We need to fix these fucking servers!
WE NEED TO FIX THESE FUCKING SERVERS!
FUCK!
Oh.
Yeah.
Cool high-vives, those issues, that doesn't mean shit, I just played a game!
How many of these played a game?
You can't even get your fucking rewards, bro.
This is this guy's birthday, everybody wish me a happy birthday.
Oh shit, hold on.
What is your name, bro? What is your name?
Wish me a happy single happy birthday, then.
Yo, Jinxy it is my birthday today.
Yo, phase underscore stylo.
Let's everybody wish him a happy birthday right now
Everybody wish him a happy birthday. Yo dad make it to the prime dad. Muda. Are we gonna be wanting or what dude dude?
I
Don't know what to tell you bro because I have to go in an hour dude. I have to go in an hour
This is connection lost we are currently unable to connect but you can continue playing off let her try again
There's just one V1 and
and in another,
well my shit's working bro,
hurry up.
I'm trying.
What do you want me to do?
You want me to break into the servers
and fix it myself?
How do you want me to do this?
Just have a little more aura about yourself, bro, please.
I'm in the game.
You have a, hey, down detector can shove that down detector
up their ass.
I'm in the game right now.
Yep, yep.
Yeah, down detector, wow.
Hi guys, yo chat.
How about I just down detector's number one fucking tuner?
It doesn't ever, it's never right.
Hi guys, down detector has literally never been right ever.
Fuck down detector.
Uh, lose my mind, I'm going to lose my mind.
Muda, just say you're ducking the game, bro.
I'll get on comedy tonight, right now, chat.
You're back in the game, bro. I'll get on comedy night right now chat
The servers aren't down. Can you just load up the game?
Muda I'm gonna need you to unfluss to yourself and just load it up the game
Ron and Deji are boxing so it's the fart of twitch versus Deji who literally has old man strength
There's no way, I'm not, is that real?
Pull that up.
There's no way that's real!
The fart of Twitch!
Daddy's gonna knock him out!
He's a superstar, girl.
Superstar, girl.
Yo, what's up with these TDMs?
Am I in like a TSM, like 10s lobby?
What's happening?
Wait a minute, I'm not about to box this box.
to load into the game but the Ubisoft servers are fucking down bro you know this I'm gonna
be trying to get into it you can even get into it yourself bro the servers are I've always
been up for me all day.
Amrita he's playing the game I think.
Definitely.
Amrita stop taking down the techers word that's my crap.
Rainbow Six Siege on Twitter tweeted out six minutes ago.
Bro I'm in the game right now!
load it up! he's laying in the floor in a tdm
yo do people not know how to play tdm? what's happening?
it seems like they're warming up they're not fighting yet
yeah he's not
i'm actually getting pretty down in a second
why is there anybody playing tdm my face?
I mean not bad drinks two and five in the TDA
Shut the fuck up
Got it
Jesus
I got F2 recoil and I got it.
Mingo said you still got it, bud.
Appreciate that, Brad.
I'm Mingo. If you want, I'll never die again. I can just bait like all these guys are playing.
But I'm trying to actually quick peek because I can get ready for the game.
Five minutes left.
He's in a corner with a boss G and he's invisible. All right. Yo, yo, yo, yo, I'm actually losing it over here. Jesus
What is love again yet? I count linking failed the account link to services unavailable right now
Yeah, I mean, there was definitely an equation I can't really do anything about it, I really
can't do a lot of the games, so I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Yeah, do you think I'm gonna make it next time or what?
Like, I don't know, bro.
Well, I have to go in an hour anyway, like, I have to do an early cheat for tonight, because
I have something to do tonight.
What do you got to do, Jinx?
No, I have a date, and I don't know why I said it, because I have a date, bro.
Another date.
I don't know, but it's like your fifth date in two weeks, I think.
No, it's fucking not.
No, it's not.
I have an actual date.
All right.
Get out of the corner!
You're not improving my plan like this!
You fucking pussy!
You're not improving by playing like this!
You fucking pussy!
Like anyone can ride in the corner in TDM, you're not learning anything!
Holy shit!
Stop hiding! Oh my god!
What are these lobbies?
She is like SMD12, maybe we'll have to...
Fine, wanna see SMD12?
Yeah, I wanna see SMD12 recoil.
I'll show you SMD12.
Yeah, you don't really use high recoil guns sometimes. Yeah, because maybe cuz I'm 20 fucking four
I'm out. I'm in the corner with an LMG like literally go fuck yourself
Yo, get out of the car! Get out of the car!
Highlight! Get out of the car!
Yo, yo, I can't, I can't play with this guy.
If he's laughing I can't play I can't look if he's laughing I can't play there's no way
Yeah guys
They're probably just having to serve maintenance bro, which is a normal thing. It's a normal thing guys
I mean 5th place in Badge.
Oh my-
Yo I can't play with-
No there's a peanut galley!
How do you expect me to play with this?
It's a peanut galley!
Watch this, I'm gonna talk to you.
Yep.
Let's do this.
Alright.
What are you laughing about?
What are you laughing about?
What are you laughing about?
What are you laughing about?
You just missed the shot.
Fuck it.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What is that?
What we got?
I'm in Rainbow Six Siege.
shake see that that uh that uh that oil that you've got in your fan mail not too
long ago we're in the game you're in the game yes bro get ready to get that
ready bro get get that game you already know get that ready
30 seconds hostels are pushing for objective
You know you're not good at that.
You know you're not good at winning that.
Uh...
What the- I'm actually- I'm a wager.
What?
What a wager.
Bro.
Are you like sure?
Are you a thousand gifted?
You wanna put $5,000 on a bundy one?
Are you sure you wanna do this?
What's our 1v1 score? 3 to 1? You can give me 3 times what you want, but 1 was a big win.
Yo, Muda, can you have your head mod? Give me your ingest again.
Thanks, Mike.
Muda, you want to put a thousand gifted subs on a 1v1 actually?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, bro, I'm trying to put as much as I can.
No, no, no! Yes, I'm down.
Thousand gifted. You sure?
Yeah, I think I'm sure.
No, no, no, no, no, no, you see, I don't know how to know you're scaring me, you're...
Where those confidence you're getting I don't understand where why are you so confident today? What is your doubt on?
Because I like I I know how to play the game
Yeah, but I'd be three to one. Why are you so confident? We're not counting in the England game
I'm on 90 ping on a new center. We're not counting. Okay, so what I
Still won this four wasn't even close so why are you so confident, bro?
I have like 20,000 hours in the game.
Let's go.
Thousand gift it.
Come on.
It's basically free money for you, bro.
Are you sure you want to do this?
Have us.
Can we try to load it on PC again, please?
One more time.
Oh my God.
Yes.
Yeah.
I gotta go.
Wait, chat.
Why is he so so confident right now?
I've been thinking about you beating me for fucking a week now
Have I seen I can load it on a PC real quick. I
Have time. Oh my god. You be soft is online
We're about to one be one
$4,000 gift bag actually want to do this locked
Let's do a hundred. Let's do a hundred
What?
But you're scary. Why are you so confident right now, bro? What do you know?
Whatever you want
Let's chat this time
Bro the chat's gonna want to do a thousand gift it the chat's not betting on it
They're just gonna want to see them the sweatiest game
But I had your tails heads or tails hundred thousand heads or tails
heads
Heads for what what is heads? I think okay heads is a thousand. Hey theory football coin
Thank God.
What did you say?
Chattails.
Have you ever won a point-off chat?
Is the mood a hundred gifted?
Um...
Hundred gifted.
Alright, I'm going to win.
I'm going to win. I'm excited, you know.
Can I have a cup of peanut on my mood?
Wait, hi, guys.
Hello, Muda.
So it's letting me in the game,
It's saying it's not like Ubisoft connect is working. I'm in Ubisoft connect
But it's not letting me run rainbow succeed. It just says fail to synchronize cloud servers. What does that mean?
Means the servers are down. What up? Yeah, but I've eyes. I'm literally in Ubisoft connect right now. Can you use your brain?
You can be in you be self-connected. What is your game up? Oh my God?
I'm in rainbow 60s high-five one thousand get there a hundred you choose daddy high-five one
I want to take your pants off stretch your ass a little bit and fuck you
Rory Rory listen listen
I
Think what you do is you take the one thousand gifted, bro. That's free money
if you're like what if I play scared now there's a thousand get them one go like
what if I play scared now you know yeah I understand like what if I play like a
bitch now you know like like like like I was am I allowed to use hacks what think
about it bro they already cleared me from accusations nothing stopping me from
doing it now anymore. Yeah, but do you ever think about like the consequences of what you say?
Do you ever think about that? Yeah, I'm retarded, bro. I thought it was just a joke. It was a bad
joke. It was too soon. I'm sorry, bro. Chat, I'm sorry. Um, all right. Hi, guys. So what are you
going to buy that M3 competition you were talking about? She's a superstar. Yeah, I could now. I
could do it now. We got a problem. Yeah, what's the problem, bro? I've been creating the same custom
for five minutes. I also have a problem bro. Am I muted? What's your problem? I'm stuck
on this loading page, but the game is open. Everything is working. Steam, Ubisoft, everything.
But I'm getting Rainbow Six Siege server connection error every time I load into the game.
Am I muted? Yo, so what are your thoughts on this, bro?
Like I think within the next five to ten minutes, I can bet my left and right testicles
that this game is going to work, but it's going to be like five, ten minutes. Bro, I have to go. I have a date
in an hour. Like I have to go.
I have an hour to stream and then I have a date. At least tell us where you're taking like what. Yeah, where are you taking?
Like a steakhouse. I'm not telling you how I'm seeing about my life. Like steakhouse sushi.
Shake how what is she like? What is she like? I'm in the game. I'm in the game and bite me right now
Hey, hey, hey, I know this like 18 brain cells in your head. I can't make a lobby
I can't it's just a starting game session. You could try to make one
I can't make one. It has to be one
That's a perfect brain. All right. Oh
That's saying r6 tweeted out that the servers are down, but I don't I don't think we should believe them because you're in the game
That's not what that is.
This guy's the little ball of sass today.
Yeah, but that's it.
Yo, I like, watch that shit.
But that tweet was literally like,
10 minutes ago, bro, it's a different day now.
It's, I'm in the game, Jixi.
Jixi, restart your game and do it on PC.
Jixi.
Muta, I actually, no, you're the dumbest guy
I know, bro, that ass.
Jixi, I'm online on PC right now.
No wonder she's banned you, bro.
for size.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
No, no, because bro, like, you're a dumbass.
You're a dumbass, bro.
Bro, it ain't nothing work!
Bro, I'm in right now, so it has to work for you.
Oh, okay, it has to work for me.
High five, show the chat.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Show the chat, bro, I'm back.
High five, show the chat.
Moota, it has to work for me, right?
Connection lost.
Oh, no, no, try again.
Moota, it has to work for me, right?
It has to work?
No, I was getting this error, bro.
High-fives, high-fives, bro.
I must close out Usof Connect, close out Steam,
and reopen both of them and it'll work.
And what if it doesn't?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
what if it doesn't, bro?
Can we keep your ass or something?
Bro, I will let you guys literally, yes,
you guys can beat me up, bro, yes.
Close us both out.
No, let's just do the Buddha, let's do the Buddha,
let's do the Buddha.
Okay, as you said, close Steam, right?
Yes, yeah, it was close Steve close open you be soft connect first. Don't open
I'm not dating Sakura shut up
Fuck
Judo get in that yard. She has not bite yet
Must have been delayed in the shipping or something Ron and edgy are fighting wait. Are y'all better ass Ron and edgy is fighting
Are they?
Other than just woman after oh
Wait, it worked it in it
I know no
Let me see wrong really is just a far
From woulda it's not even loading though
Like what you just said you just fucked us even more bro. No took us five. You took us five steps back
I'm not kidding. No, bro. I'm in the game myself. So why aren't you guys in the game if I can even launch you be self-connect anymore?
66 order 66
I
Yeah, log in this turns out showing
Order 66 bet
What does that mean? What does order 66 this bro? Don't ask him as questions, bro, please
Have as his Emperor Palpatine, bro. What are you saying?
Don't you don't ask Emperor Palpatine why he destroys the world?
I
Have a question is that have I just has aura bro yo Ubisoft connect can we get our head out of our ass?
It's fucking Tuesday at 5 p.m. If you're in the west coast you're literally not even home yet
How are the servers down? I?
Mean
Thanks, mother and then and it's working right. All right. Hi guys
Um, if working is, um, connection lost, we were currently unable to connect you to the
servers.
If that's working.
So no, it didn't fucking work.
Oh, great news.
James to go along
Another day in law yeah
What are you the toughest twin you actually
That's the same thing it said to me, but it worked just press okay. Oh
Just press okay
You know now wait for it to load and it's gonna load
and man you guys are just so impatient these days bro jimsy i know you want to go on your
day bro relax relax thanks you didn't answer the question where are you taking your date
like you don't have to say that you don't like you don't need to pry into my personal brain hey buddy
hey buddy i'm not telling you shit i'm not telling you shit you're not telling you shit
Dave and Buster's Jesus, bro. Get a job
It's not a David Buster's date, bro
Tell you shit, bro, can this game load? Oh my god
Why don't we just do 2v1 you and high-vives verse me on rock of League with a hundred gifted on oh
Oh
Oh my god, oh
What did I say hi guys hi guys you fucking small?
Muda
They let him into the menu. It's just you can't click
But but but but but but but
Now listen, I know what I'm gonna say might piss you off, but I'm wanting to be patient
Now that you made it this far
We start one more time. Yeah, it'll work
You're just pulling shit out of your ass, bro
It's not gonna work if I reset my app one more time. I mean bro it worked for me
You said I'm not even kidding something happened to Ron
Ron is bleeding check his stream. What do you mean?
It's catch up probably
All right, I wanted
Run
Don't feel don't feel bad for me
Oh my god
No, I'll see you tomorrow, bro. Take care, bro. Have an amazing day, bro. Fuck
So let's watch Ron fight
No, let's watch Ron fight
Where is
No, cuz it was
I
Hi guys, can you call me a discord wasn't edgy pro check wasn't that she pro y'all
Hi guys call me a discord, please wasn't that you pro
Hello, hello, I wouldn't call it pro
But he fought for me, brother.
Now you know what it feels like to get in here.
And now he's fighting Ron.
What the fuck?
Ron is basically a muffin out there.
Bro, keep up the way, Ron's safe.
Shouldn't he be in here?
No, he's on fire, yeah.
He could not dead you out.
Like, I don't know.
So if it's a 2v1, hive mind, how does this work?
See how it says 2v1, how does this work?
I don't feel bad for me.
I don't know.
Are they both fighting at the same time?
I would think it's a tag in and out thing.
Come on, Jason.
Yeah, tag in.
So now Jason.
Yeah, so now Jason's going to go.
Bro, I just want to do this.
Bro, Jason actually looks kind of built.
Is this what we're?
OK.
Bro, they have headgears.
They have headgears.
They're fine.
Just get it in there.
Get it in there.
Get it in there.
That looks like it.
Boom!
He just hit straight in there.
Bro, Chad, if you have headgears, you can fight anything.
It doesn't matter.
Just get it in there.
You can only lose to a gut shot.
Yeah, y'all saw my boxing right y'all saw my boxing
Yo, hey, I'm gonna do a mask band if y'all don't stop fucking around guys even if the servers up
I don't have time anyways. I have a date y'all. I have a date in 30 minutes
Wait, are you taking me you need me to get ready or excuse me? No, what what what what am I taking you in a date?
I can't get ready. I don't know.
We're not dating. No, we're not dating, bro.
Ever. Not ever dating. No.
What the hell?
Bro, Chad, is Ron okay?
Bro, my little Ronnie's tongue shouldn't be out there, bro.
Ron is basically, he's like a,
Ron is just a cute little teddy bear.
He shouldn't be boxing, bro.
Bro, he's from Cherry Hill.
Ron's not from the tarp.
Mingo said two-man jinx
Two-man with what me and hi guys with me. Yeah, yo
I don't got we gotta find one we gotta find one
Maybe maybe
The hood
Yeah, get in there.
I can't believe they're even streaming this. This could actually be really bad.
Jen, you see how Degi has technique? Even though he might not be in good shape right now.
Is that how composed he is?
Yeah, Degi has technique. Oh my god.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is good. GG.
You think you could fight Degi?
Yes.
Perfect.
100%.
You think you could take Degi?
Yes. 100%.
Head of your or no head of your?
No head of your.
You saw me box, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh
God
Row that she actually has techniques, bro. Jason. It's just like a lost puppy in there. Get him out of there
Why are they doing this?
Jason get out of there bro get out of there
Get out of there get out of there
You want to do a 10 10 rounds?
It's a five each.
Yo, has Jason thrown a punch yet?
What's happening?
No, no.
Jason, you gotta throw a punch.
Go get in there.
There you go.
Oh.
Oh.
Jason, throw a punch.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
What?
What?
That's not it.
What was that?
What?
You know what it is?
He's not coming in, Mike.
Stupidly.
Are you sure you're good?
Yeah, okay.
Ron Bleeder? Yo, did Ron Bleeder?
I'm with him.
We need an instant replay on what happened to Ron.
Chad, do we have a clip of Ron Bleeder?
It's a replay, it's a replay, I don't know.
Heavy coach, too.
I think this is what happened around.
That's wrong.
Yeah.
Hands up, hands up, hands up, hands up, there you go.
Oh!
Bro, stop, you and Jack are acting like it, no. He's good.
He's good, he doesn't look good.
Oh
That's just catch up though, let's catch up
From the french fries
Like no, no, legitimately, Rod is too cute for this.
Rod is too cute, bro.
They shouldn't be doing this.
Cat Rod is cute, bro.
He shouldn't be in Boston.
Ready?
Someone's going to get hurt seriously, bro.
You should get me in there, bro, because I'm from Charfin'
Springs.
Yeah, I'm from, ah, what's the deal?
You're from outside.
Why not?
I'm from outside.
Dude, you barely escaped J-Guns.
You're not.
barely escaped I wonder if I convincingly know you barely escaped no I
want to buy
fucking like like Mike Tyson drinking drunk I'm wondering I don't think he's
been in the game that well like he's been out of the game for a while he's
been out of the game
Good
Maybe we need to see you in a boxing ring again bro. No, I'm not
Jason hit him Jason hit him bro Jason actually hit him right there
All right
Wait, so Jason did round two and round three
Yeah, maybe Ron you like a little break
Fuck
Is Ron KO just a fucked up pussy
No, he's going back in.
Oh, Ron's going back in.
Yeah, he's about to go back in.
No, no, no, this is bad.
I can't hear what.
Chat, no, Ron.
No, no, stop.
Ron, stop.
No, no, no, chat.
No, this is bad now.
That's my dog.
Bro, Ron.
Bro, he knows what he's doing, bro.
He's a fighter.
He's a fighter, bro.
I'm a fighter, bro.
Come on.
He's gonna cut him in.
Jinksy, would you box me?
I could.
I'm beat dead serious, bro.
What is your height and weight?
We're like the same build.
I'm just a little bit skinnier.
Stop. You're not a little bit skinnier.
I met you in San Diego.
You're a twig.
Bravas, you could call it it fat, call it bearded, call it pepperoni tits.
Sure, whatever.
on me. Bro, I would beat the piss out of you, dude. What is this? Bro, shut up! You don't even know
where I'm from. Who's that? Yeah, you're from like Sweet's Mill, Pennsylvania. Shit is sweet, but a candy canes.
Do you know where I'm from? Do you even know where I'm from? Where you're from, they collect sponges.
They're like what do you want from me?
Come on Jason come on bro, bro, Ron is out for the town he missed round two three and four
Yeah
Well, I feel like Jason's really trying to knock him out, too. You know what I mean?
Hasn't that got hit yet?
Yeah he definitely has got it. Like a significant blow? No. But he has.
No, but has there been contact made with his face?
Oh, I know, I don't think so.
Alright.
So there's been no contact with his face.
Bro, look at that movement though. See how he's actually good.
You're a punch bro.
I'm telling you this guy boxed like Mayweather, bro.
You might have to pull up your highlights after this.
Chill, chill. No, no, no.
Or lowlights.
Chill. It's not lowlights. I won the fight. I won the fight.
I want to know unboxing and I'm never boxing again. I'm one of them
Why never again why never again what what happened in that experience? I was like no
So why don't you in a box again because I'm one and oh and there's no point
I don't know why that's even funny. I'm one of them
Well, in wrestling you're out too.
Oh, Ron's going back in.
Yeah, b***h.
Ron's going back in.
No, no, no, no, no.
This is so bad.
Got him.
Struggled him?
Yeah.
Is he going to be too...
Is he going to be Malikki?
He's trying to run.
Look, he's trying to avoid me.
You want to fight him?
Yeah.
Why is this chat spamming GG?
Go ahead.
Oh, he's going to be fine.
I don't think that he's trying to hit my DM up anymore though.
I could tell Ron grew up on the it was the rough side of the county for sure like look
Yeah, he had to fight for his mules.
My god.
Yo. Yo.
Has that you been hit yet in the face chat? Has that you been hit in the face yet?
Yes or no question.
Alright.
jump shot does anybody know what that was good that was like a jump shot
he's gonna make you jump shot I gotta let him hit my head again
little Mickey for sure it's to the Mickey yeah ladies it's to the Mickey but
he's gonna get knocked out if that you can hit his face again he's too scared to
Hit me, bro.
Somebody said sniping with a great tag.
Holy bono.
I was just fucking, he's too scared to hit me now.
Yo, Jacob, I see you going into wrongs chat
to say fuck you, Jinxie, and you've typed him multiple times.
Jacob, I don't know if you're like,
ill mentally or something.
Like, I don't know if you're like some deranged sociopath.
Jacob, you can just type fuck you in my chat.
Why are you typing fuck you, Jake?
Like, yo, bro, I don't care, Jacob.
Cool.
Like, chat, this is the third time he's typed it.
What is this guy trying to do? What's this guy doing?
What's his username? I was actually gonna mod him.
Yo, shut up!
Alright, Jason is back in.
Bro, Deji's actually good.
Never mind, Bro, Deji wouldn't clock me.
As you would clock my shit, bro. What I'm not fighting this guy. I
Didn't know being good opponent for you, bro. Yeah, bro. So what I can be unconscious
Hope you die jinx any type of a round shot
Happy Tuesday to you, bro. Happy Tuesday, bro.
Alright, bro. This is round six. I don't think that's just been hit.
Bro, that guy actually has technique, bro.
Braves, do you see that guy? The way he dodges.
Yes. Like his head movement. His head movement.
That's what we did in Tarpon Spray.
Um, we?
Three, two, one.
Put Ron back in, Tromb.
Ron looked good up there.
Four.
Four.
Yeah.
Four.
You know, this year, then we...
I think I got black eye.
You all right?
You all right?
I think I got the mallet you taught.
I
Your chat who is better at
Dad's your chance I who is better chat
Who is better?
Really chat really really
So they have instant replays set up?
That's actually kind of professional, you know?
It's hard to block a flow.
I get rid of it, but you know.
Jason carries me.
Jason's my daddy.
I'm a pussy dad.
No, Ron, don't say it.
It's up to you, well.
Bro, Ron is just going to be too hot.
He wants security control.
Oh, OK.
Miho.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, let's go.
Round number five.
How does it feel to be hot, I think, sir?
Come on come on Jason you can hit him in the face one time
Come on Jason Jason's a very passive defensive box, which is pretty good
I feel like that she's not really trying to knock anybody
I think um after he had run no no no I think I think before he had run like he
was going hard and then after he kind of realized that he had to like let up a
a little bit. I'm not gonna lie. That that you know what I'm saying? Okay.
Because now he's like going primarily for body shots.
I don't know. Yeah. This just makes me think about like me and you in a ring.
Like I would beat the fucking this out of you.
I have a date in 20 minutes, bro.
Why is that funny?
I'm sorry.
Why is it like comedy hour when I say that, bro?
Yes, I have a date in 20 minutes.
Jack, what's funny about that?
Why is the child happy?
Why is the child happy?
Guys, what's funny about that?
I don't understand.
Bro, you could just say you're going out golfing
with the boys.
Like, come on, man.
You're not going on a date.
I'm going golfing at six.
What, top gold?
Are you fucking stupid?
He's dropping
I feel like Ron knocks him out here
Yeah, bro for sure and then after that I'll fly to the moon
If Ron knocks out veggies right now chat 1000 give this up to the chat
He's doing anime punches, you know
Hey, let's go.
So you know one thing I noticed about Rod?
Rod has perfect nipples.
Like his nipples are like small,
like they're like the perfect size.
Get it, I'm saying?
Oh, my God.
No, it's too far.
Rod has perfect nipples, chef.
You can do it, baby.
OK.
Bro, he hit the belt.
That's not going to do any damage, bro.
Bro, Deji's hands are down.
Oh, God.
I used to come back to fucking home.
Ha ha ha.
He's like slapping him?
What is that?
Oh my.
See, he's not even trying because he hurt Ron.
Yeah.
Oh, sad to the chat, man.
Chat, Ron got hurt.
Go, go, go, go.
I'm not letting you.
You gotta come and get it.
What the fuck is this?
Oh no.
What just happened?
Oh, but can we watch my fight after this?
What the fuck is this show?
Yeah, yeah, I gotta put up.
Okay, okay.
Why laugh? I want to study!
Somebody in the chat said LA lunch.
What does that even mean?
I got one out of three.
Let's get in there.
No, it's not good shit.
I'm one for 70.
You got a good body shot here, bro.
One for 70?
I'm not supposed to feel pain.
Bro's the tickle monster.
I think it is.
This is a lot of problem.
Now we have seven.
Seven.
You got all the time?
Yeah.
Ron fighting himself out there.
Bro, Romschat might actually troll them more than my chat, bruh.
Yeah, we got some improvements today.
So high fives, me getting trolled and harassed is an improvement, bruh.
Really, that's the chat environment.
Oh my god, my date just texted me, bruh.
Say we're lying.
Like, say we're lying.
Yeah, go ahead.
I would appreciate a little bit of positivity.
No, no, chat, I would appreciate a little bit of positivity
and not everybody saying I'm lying.
Hold on here.
Oops.
Oops, table went quick.
All right, bro, Jason.
All right, Jason, knock out,
get the last two rounds, chat.
He's actually trying.
Can Jason knock out Gege in the last two rounds?
Bro, Jason's actually not that bad, legitimately.
He's not that bad.
Bro, I didn't know Jason was like muscular, bro.
I didn't even know that.
I thought Jason had a Ron build.
Jason's kind of built like me.
Yo, hey, I buy that it's not on your belt that it's not your bill. I've met you. It's not on your bill
I never took off my shirt. I
Didn't want to embarrass you
It's not allowed
I got one. I got one left hook.
Not a bad round.
You want from Jason?
Yeah, I don't even think it's possible for dad you to lose right now. I'll finish I
Don't think it's possible
Free building
How are we going?
Where are you going?
He's got a gun.
That's it.
Okay, man.
I'm out.
Ron's going in the ground.
What's the trick, bro?
I only hit him one time out of a minute and 30.
That's a showstopper right there.
Go over the body.
So Ron's going to close it out.
Wait, two more.
Just one more?
Yes, yes.
Two more.
Me?
Ron, come here.
All right.
Get in there and fuck him up.
Now you fucked up.
Maybe I'm gonna get in the thunder. Oh shit.
Oh god.
You got water?
Ready!
Let's go!
Not...
Not bad from Ron.
A whole bunch of...
Oh
Yeah
Yeah
round somebody in Rob's chat said kill that boy and him
I'm catching what type of supporter is that bro?
Come on
Well, they did good, bro, they did good
Yeah from me bro, take some boxer like me it takes a lot of courage to get into the ring, bro
I have one good here. Yeah, I got it. Oh, is there one more round?
Was that it chat is that it
It looks like wait one more. They just added they just added around
This is real shit, I'll never shit talking
Bro, I can only watch a little bit more try to have a date, so that's what guys that have a date
Now I'm gonna be honest I could see a world where Jason actually gets a good
shot on that I could see that Jason looks like he kind of knows what he's
doing yeah I can see that last round okay last round
Okay, bro and bronzes Bob Jason like a minute and a half of fresh legs, but to be fair I
Yeah, I could see a world where Jason could have landed a shot here.
Oh fuck.
Oh, oh, oh my.
Bruh, I just realized something. This is stupid. I just realized, what a box.
You're like willingly choosing to break your nose and get CTE.
Oh, oh, wait Jason got a few hits there
I think I'll kick you.
I'll be honest with you, bro.
You're a fucking tech.
You like it? One good boy and a hundred dollars.
Yeah?
There we go.
It's only 16, yeah.
Everything your brother knows.
Alright, do you want to see yours?
Yeah, let's show my boxing fight.
Chat, let's relive our great days.
Our great fighting days, bro.
Y'all remember I was a fighter.
Chat, y'all remember when I was a fighter, right?
Let's read a little bit, bro. Read a little bit. Read a little bit.
All right. Fight it ready.
All right. This is a professional rap here.
How about I can click it?
All right.
So, chat, this is me fighting, bro.
Ready? Ready? Go. Go.
Fight it ready. Fight!
So, you always start off with touching gloves.
Now, chat, I learned a lot of my fighting tactics
and techniques in Tarvon's ring, bro.
What is that face I'm making?
Wait, did I hit him in the head?
How does that hit him?
Yo!
I think you did.
I hit him!
I'm just throwing haymakers, I'm just throwing haymakers y'all.
I'm throwing haymakers.
You're just calling for the fences, I was like, hold this here.
Bro, don't ever do this, I don't know why, bro boxing is dumb, it's just CTE.
We have no headgear.
What was the point of this?
It can't get much worse than that.
Bro, I'm just doing haymakers. I suck.
Chad, I suck.
Bro, am I literally just going haymakers?
What am I doing?
What are you doing?
Bro, I thought it was better.
10 seconds left!
What am I doing?
See chat, I was a young kid in here though, bro. That's the thing chat. I was only 21, 22.
Bro, I was a young kid in here, bro. Now I have Roman strength.
Chat, this was two years ago. Oh, one year ago. Bro, I was a little kid here though, chat. You know what I'm saying?
No trust me. This is that I like charge. Yeah, this is it
Hey chat, I gotta ask might be the worst boxer ever I did ask might be the worst boxer ever, bro
I don't even think I've thrown a jab. I'm literally just throwing haymakers.
He's just trying to knock his head out.
Break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break, break.
He's like right here.
Kill!
Fight!
Is this a real fight?
It's over?
It's over?
I'm the worst bot. No, I'm so bad. I thought it was better tampon spring simulator
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Sonyan the tarpon swing bros the tarpon swing bros boyfriend
chat. Alright chat. I'm going to
hop off though y'all short stream
early stream chat. I have a date
bro. I literally have a date in
games. I'll be ready. I'll be
ready in 10 minutes. Okay. Just
pick me up. I'm not dating you.
Yeah, I have a date in like 10
minutes y'all. So I'm going to
catch y'all bro. I'm going to
catch y'all. Have a beautiful
blessed fantastic day. Tomorrow
stream is going to be way
longer. Okay. Just have a date
today bro. And I'll see y'all
boys interaction. Oh, in the case that I'll see you. Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.