โ ๏ธ VOD is unavailable.
jynxzi VODs on twitchBroadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.
It's half my fault, but I just like to play the victim or drink
Alcohol till my friends come for Christmas
And I'll dream inside of some virgin youth
That I might not have but I did not lose
Now you're trying to try to want their shoes
And I'll stay and have that old half to
half to
So I thought they buy it, buy out something good in all my fat
Then I can dance a lot the darkness, I can air it in from there
No, I am no longer funny, cause I'm in...
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, money, money, money, money
They give me money, yeah
So that's the day
We are fighting like it's 30, it's 12 o'clock tonight I want to show you all the things that I've been through
Who got it for ya?
Cause I know what I need
Is a building and a beat
Who can make my life
I'm clear
I'm us
You are literally
ANNOYING AS FUCK
Like I'm us
I'm clearly in the middle of a BANGER
down
The song is so majestic!
you
you
you
you
you
I
Hell it won't move to the
I never turn my back on
Bro, I know how the color looks but damn it won't let me
It's right here, it's right here, it's right here, it's right here, this is it.
Oh my god, it's right here, I'm such a genius, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
Wait, what's the max 5?
Is that good?
No, no, what's the max 5?
What do you mean CTE Special Forces?
The max is 10!
Okay, let me try again.
All right, that looks like, that looks like Diarrhea.
this is fun. It kind of looks like shit. That's it. That's it. Bullseye! Not bad at all, kid.
Alright, navy blue. This is the easiest one we're going to get. Dark navy blue. Easiest
This is what we're going to get.
I'm more of the trip to Florida.
Nine.
I mean, is that not dead on?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Okay, okay, okay, this is fun.
It's like a really, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a dark brown.
I never turn my back on.
You move over the, this is perfect.
What?
Oh god, I did forget that. I thought it was brown. It was not even brown. Oh
Teal to see up to see up to see okay, okay?
Okay, okay, okay easy easy easy. Teal to steal so easy
That looks like teal
This is teal teal
What I swear say wallahi bro
Chat they switch it sound what you could remember a sound
That's it.
VASTS!
Okay, okay, okay, come on, come on, come on.
Right there.
Oh
Almost bro almost oh my god
That's it!
OOOOOOOH!
Okay, okay, I'm actually fucking roast!
TAC! Come on!
Gimme that one, gimme that!
Okay, locked out like a phantom.
2.3 million out of 2.9 million.
Alright!
Why is everybody so good at everything?
Why is everybody so fucking good at everything?
And then there's me, just some fat greasy chud with man-tits in a receding hairline.
Why is everybody so good at everything?
I'm done.
I'm just gonna beat that long because why not?
Jack, I'm beating that long right now!
Fuck you, this stupid fucking game.
Fuck!
Ah-ha!
Alright!
All right.
All right.
What?
There's a fucking wheel down there!
Yeah, bro, it's just that first weight portion of Deadlock is actually disgusting, y'all.
And the funny thing is, I've gotten good at it.
I've gotten good at the weight portion.
It's just like, even though I've gotten good at it, it's my charge!
NOOOOOO! NOOOOOO! NOOOOOO!
All I had to do was release and that was the new best if I just all I had to do was
release and that's a new best oh my god that's disgusting that's actually
disgusting I'm sick to my stomach
What? You hit the thing and went down? You hit the thing and went down? Fuck this shit,
bro. That ass, I fucking hate this fucking game! It's just torture! That's all this game
It's... It's just Archer!
I can get a new best.
I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it.
What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that?
Yo, what do I do there?
Hey chat, what the fuck do I do there?
You only click a certain amount of times on the UFO.
How many times?
How many times?
How many?
How many?
Two then two?
Two then two.
It's two hesitations? It's not one? What the fuck? It's two hesitations, it's not one.
It's not even a choke point, it's just kind of recognition, come on, let's go.
Now that part's a choke point, because no matter how many times I've gotten through it,
I still can't get out of it.
See, the thing about the pattern recognition ones is like, at first they're annoying,
but once you hit the pattern down, you like literally never die on them.
Like logically tell this shit to me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, logically tell this shit to me, bro.
Logically tell this shit to me, please tell it to me. Tell it to me, bro, please.
All right.
New best new best a we will take it no no no 999 will take it new best bro new
friggin best new best y'all new best new friggin best new best y'all play
I have a sunshine, or I haven't had a sunshine in a minute.
I haven't had a sunshine in a minute.
I'm 58% on sunshine?
I want to know. Where's the music? Where's the music?
I accept.
Do we have it at sunshine in a minute?
Alright.
A little rusty, a little rusty, a little rusty.
My fucking god!
Have a...fingers nature twine
I still tell you I like you all the time
Oh oh oh oh
I wanna know how it feels to
Alright bro
I wanna know how it feels to
I'm still rusty in this level bro
It's been so many months
It's been so many months bro
So rusty in this level
Alright man I'm about to actually
freak out in a second
Did they buff it? Did they buff it? I don't remember this. I really don't.
It feels buff dude.
I'm so rusty in this goddamn level.
Where I got to 58% when the fuck did I do that?
You can beat this shit.
I have a friend who is in a club.
I have a friend who is in a club.
I
It turns it just I just forgot I just forgot I just forgot
don't wanna make you just wanna tell ya I like it, get it round 2 3
don't wanna get a bite, can't you just get inside of my mind
I can beat this!
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, I can beat this!
I'm the 2023 Gamer of the Year, what am I doing?
2023, y'all?
I thought the blues you don't have to tap fuck me
All right, I thought I was dead
You know, when in doubt, spam it out.
Ah, this level's fucking annoying!
It's so much hold.
You have to hold so much.
It's not really like a tap level.
God damn!
Alright!
I got the other animation.
Yo, what the fuck is happening to my fucking eye?
I hate the tap portion, bro. I hate the tap portion.
tap motion if you're disilligned you just die what the fuck I died on the
beat drop I didn't even make the jump I died on the beat drop what do you mean
tarpon springs ass song this isn't a tarpon spring song a tarpon spring
song would be armed and dangerous King Von shut the fuck up shit it's not a
Tarpon spring song kid fuck yo
I'm not even kidding this level start of it down bar. I'm not even kidding
Third demon come on
I have more time on Sunshine or more time on Deadlock and less progress holy wave I mean
And that way Fortune is disgusting, that way Fortune is actually fucking disgusting.
I genuinely think if you're like new to the game, you cannot even swallow it.
Yep, that's like at least a month's worth of food.
What the fuck type of shit is that?
There's a floating dinosaur?
It's a bug in my face, it's a bug in my- a bug got in my- a bug got in my eye!
Could y'all see that in the camera?
What do you mean excuse?
I'll perm a ban you.
I'll fucking perm a ban you.
Could y'all see that in the camera?
I'll perv van you.
You couldn't see it?
My vice, find the clip!
NO NO!
FIND THE CLIP!
I'll both screw in my life!
I'm right there!
I'm right there!
I'm right there! I'm right there!
You know this fucking dog shit fucking game to be the fuck off this fucking game torture
torture torture fucking torture just call it a torture simulator for Christ's sake this
I SAID SORTER!
Give me out. Give me out of that shit!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Have I put a TTS?
Have I put a TTS?
So we're gonna get on TTS while we're on Rocket League.
We're getting a TTS over here at the broccoli.
Bungiebs, cheered 100 bits. Holy chun.
Appreciate that, bro. Hey! Appreciate that!
Appreciate that, bro!
Lock him. Let's hit Diamond today. I'm done with the bullshit. Let's hit Diamond today!
Yo, Green Cat 67, you've been sending me party invites for 8 months. Take the hint! You sent a thousand invites today for 8 months!
Do you have a mic?! Do you have a mic?! Do you have a mic?!
I guess that's the boost.
My ball now.
I'm going to play the best rocket I've ever played in my life today.
Get you.
All right.
Hi guys, you can speed up the timer on this.
That's gotta be a dumb man.
Now let's open that!
Over the metal, over the metal passage!
So what's the most like of the game, bruh?
I'm really good at it, bruh.
Ah, don't tell me what to do.
Don't tell me what to do.
And don't call me fast.
Thanks, bruh.
I missed the demo, I'll get that ass.
Whoa, who beat you to do it?
I lost.
Brother, I'm not even champion. I'm like Diamond 3.
I did the same catch. I did...
Nice.
Got him, dribbling something.
What?
Now...
Open the middle, please.
FAMO PORRA CARRAIO.
BREAKSTART!
That's what we started off the day, bitch.
Have us, you make the timers shorter on it.
Keep that, keep that.
Open top.
I have to finish this.
Alright, man.
I'm done.
Let's probably catch it 100 bits.
Hey Jinx, see, I watch your streams every day.
You make me laugh every single stream.
Sending positivity from Germany.
Thanks, bro.
Wow
What's up, doc?
He said we have to shave 100 bits. Flubba-dubba-habba-rubba-ball-right.
You just give it a rare variant.
Timmer be cheered 200 bits. Love you, have a good day, Gilted Steamer.
How do I only have 30 fucking points?
Nice stuff, oh my god.
Oh, me, me, me.
What's up, David and Solay?
Nice.
In this cheered 900 bits, I miss when you said what the flizzier finton now you're just
a fact your fame changed you.
Show us that we rock it.
Bro I'm skinny!
What a save!
What a save!
What a save!
What a save!
One touch, my god, my god.
No, it's my milk cheered 200 bits.
Hey Jinx you just wanted to say I'm a big fan.
If this sounds weird, but Tri-Row blocks counter-blocks its live CS21 roadblocks.
Hit that!
Well, me have a hotter point, I gotta be back.
I-I'm in flat, bro.
And I don't go by PEP nips!
Go fuck yourself!
No one calls me that shit, bro.
Tyler Gabbard, 1,999, shared 100 bits.
Games like those are why you fell off.
This is all me, Gabbard.
I'm so bad.
No!
Thank God.
I thought they were gonna go in a backflip.
She had 200 bits, you jinxed sick.
I was flying over Florida and in sword-claring light over the top.
I'm now partially blind in both eyes and can't see your chop-tar fully now.
Thanks.
Where'd you re-interpose things without checking in what's wrong with you?
No.
I'm...
What the fuck are you doing here?
Jordan Undescore plays 456, she had 100 bits.
Hey, Jinxed C, hope your day is going well.
Oh my god!
I'm so clutched. Chat. Epic save with 8 seconds?
Oh my god!
Alright, shut the fuck up!
Yo, I'm Plat 2 Division 4. I'm almost Plat 3.
I'm almost flat three.
Wow.
Pickabee like 23, cheered 100 bits.
So cute when he's mad.
Chad, I went to the Lightning Canadians game last night in Tampa.
Hockey game. I've been to NFL games. I've been to NBA games.
That was my first hockey game.
L2 underscore.
Hockey is the best sport to watch in person.
In person.
The guy giving you a dollar in fan mail is like,
Brother, I have seen that people are like, when I was watching the hockey game,
people were getting fucking thrown into the glass right in front of me.
Holy peak!
Hey, I'm back there.
I've got to stay here.
Oh my!
Why am I playing so good today?
I'm gonna get clappery.
Why am I... highbites keep that highbites keep that highbites?
Get back!
Thank you!
Oh, thank you, bro!
Chat, I'm actually getting so lucky in Goldie right now.
Bro, this is my first time ever meeting Black Queen, but it's two more wins.
Thank you, man.
Our first point.
I have a good thing for last week.
Sitting wipe a cheered 200 bits.
Hygiene, go hope you are having a great day.
Just kidding, hate from Texans.
Go fuck yourself!
Chat I sold.
Nine!
I sold chats.
Robbers of cheered 100 bits.
bits, head at the end going to engulf you.
What? I'm so bad. I'm so bad at a Mr. Ball. I'm Mr. Ball, I'm Mr. Ball, I'm Mr. Ball.
No, 7,474 shared 100 bits, you should get on cuba punk 2077 peak story game.
Cyberpunk? I've heard about that game.
each L underscore has cheered 200 bits. Hey JD, how was your date? You hit?
You suck at every game you play appreciate that bro. Happy Wednesday to you too man. Go fuck yourself
Yeah
If you lose this game what a joke what a joke what a joke what a joke
We were on that like
Okay, now we're back in the game.
Big Midi9 cheered 100 bits.
What are Goldy looking mad vulnerable today?
Looking mad vulnerable today?
What does that even mean?
Are you literally a family?
Like, actually what's wrong with your head?
Looking mad vulnerable today?
Are you insane?
In Somnit cheered 100 bits, they jinxed it now but later you should react to the GD level Heliopolis. It's a new top one.
Okay, I'm so good. I'm gonna hit Blackree today. So we're gonna hit Blackree. And then if we hit Blackree, maybe we can hit diamond.
Go began to clear 100 bits. Heard you had a date last night. How was he? Hopefully, Bobby doesn't find out.
It wasn't a key! It wasn't a key!
Where was the date when a woman...
Don't go! You made me miss! Go!
Who's your favorite streamer?
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
Want to smooth-shear 100 bits?
You should get SIGZ-X to teach Uji your guess. He's better than Rainbow.
No!
Yes, yes, demo! No, I missed a demo! I would've, we would've won the game by a pedemo.
We would've won the game just for blood! Three of you guys, come on!
100 bits, how was your date?
Good bro, it was good.
It was not a man.
Skizzy29 cheered 100 bits, can you buy me an Xbox so I can play Siege?
You know, I could play for that.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're joking.
You misopen that, you misopen that.
Yo, hey bro! Time for some stupid shit like that again!
Fuck you! I couldn't focus cuz of the bullshit! I couldn't focus cuz of the bullshit!
After six months you haven't had one second of entertainment!
Fuck you!
Pull its proof butler cheered 100 bits.
Love you, jungle.
Hope you have an awesome stream.
Excited to watch the siege 1v1.
Congrats on the Sideman goal.
Thank you, Joe.
Thanks, Dad.
Thanks, Dad.
S4 has tick-savage, cheered 100 bits.
Paging hits.
Just want you to know you really love your role
as Patrick Goonman in Valpence Springs, Psycho.
Joe Grime.
The Halloween team is such a great director.
Yo, Aaron 19?
It's literally creating AI slop!
I almost got flat 3 bro, I just need 3 more wins.
Thank you for the cheers 100 bits, Lucas ate sport oranges the most, don't it drink you
have serious ball knowledge love from England.
Toast to thinking about it, cop thinking to one.
Deep breaths don't slam your controller, it's just annoying because I literally got distracted
by a bullshit fucking message.
Hey Jinxie big fan here, try to enter box on roadblocks.
This guy talking?
My teammate talking?
I'm lacking!
You've got this bro getting diamonds soon all love.
This is flat 2?
What the fuck?
Alright.
And this is when I hop off.
Back to back half field shot.
Why do you play the game like you have two left thumbs you chucked?
The right body fat cheered 100 bits how was your soup all date yesterday?
Well, what do you mean so cold?
Yes, human!
All right!
Power!
To the mortal soul cheered 100 bits,
jinxed say thank you for always making my day better.
Did I get the win or the loss?
Did I get the win or the loss?
Did I get the win or the loss?
I didn't leave! What the hell?!
I won the chess giveaway when you paying buttoe
Right, I still haven't got paid by chess though
It should be like
You clear my 13 sheared 200 bits
Hey Jinx, see if you step foot in the Netherlands you will be put on a t-shirt
Appreciate that man for threatening my life
Mob, support him for the FBI
Mob, support him for the FBI
I'm not supportive of the FBI.
I'm not supportive of the FBI.
Pay 10 RRRR our cheered 100 bits.
When's the VR-chackler from the UK?
Pass, pass, pass.
Goddamnit boy pass.
Miss. Miss. Miss. Miss. Miss.
Get to ski in the stream at two o'clock.
Cal Cal 455, chaired 100 bits.
Jinx, see, can you take a 15-minute break? I need to poop real quick.
Well, there's other people in the stream!
And are you done?!
It's clean world shared 100 bits. How was your date, Junko?
What do you mean by soccer at the BLP?
I'm helping the team.
The boss 916 cheered 100 bits.
Pay cutie you play Rocky League like my blind grandma.
So you're telling me your blind grandma knows how to play rocket.
I'm going to literally say you're Catholic.
You have a flying trailer who knows how to play Rockets!
Yeah, I'm dying!
Just want you to know I really love your role as Patrick Goonman in Dark and Spring's Cider.
One more bullfrog, we need one more bullfrog.
Milpert underscore cheered 300 bits. You're my favorite body positivity streamer.
What does that fucking mean?!
Jb underscore o4 underscore cheered 200 bits. Yo Jinxy would you ever get back with Breaky?
If you don't him, you must so make a snappy little bunny.
How does he say that?
Yes! Yes!
NOOOOO!
NOOOOO!
nicolette cheered 100 bits.
Will you get the Huff-Chat out?
NOOOOOO!
Sasundas Cormat E cheered 100 bits.
W fan-mail power-up.
They're troman one cheered 100 bits, bro you are amazing I love you and I hope you're
happy bro.
Bounce!
Bounce!
KR5's I need cheered 100 bits, what's up don't you I was wondering if your meat gloves
make it harder to play games.
My meat gloves?
I don't know what that means.
My neat gloves?
Hypet 2 cheered 100 bits. Yo Junko, I hope you have a wonderful stream, but did you remember when you told me that you would do a good contest?
I'm J.K. Love-
Fucking ban him! Just fucking ban him!
Fuck!
I need to rip packs, it's too many seasons.
Lord underscore X underscore swung cheered one hundred bits yo jizu when are you spending a million on cs cases also
I'ma touch you how about never bro how about fucking never let's rip people packs
Let's rip people back there's team of the season these packs are juiced dogeman milk cheered one hundred bits
Hey Jinxie big fan, Triro blocks counter blocks it's mad fun 96 messy 97
Moderich holy shit
I create a cheered 100 bits my ballzich nobody cares bro I don't want to know
about your ballzitchie no one gives a fuck
Ozzy can underscore cheered 100 bits. Yo Jinx great work of the charity match. We are all super proud. Any update on the Joe Bart collab?
Who is Saint Clair? Who is that? Saint Clair?
50x80px
Papa6 shared 100 bits, you've changed my life so much indirectly thank you so much I wish to meet you one day
Obla
Who's that?
Renew 0-1 shared 100 bits, row built like a corrupted save file nobody bothered to fix
Shoo in! Shoo in!
Woohoo, not bad!
Okay, okay!
Okay, okay!
Yo, hey, hey bro!
Like, you realize you can get it arrested for saying that, right?
You realize you can actually get arrested for saying that?
Oh my god, these packs are insane!
He underscored yearly 11 cheered 100 bits. Why are you plat? You supposed to be a bronze Yorah
Guys, this is the best pack opening we're ever gonna do in FIFA history, bro. Best pack opening ever gonna do in FIFA history
Mississippi underscored king cheered 200 bits the man of the match. I'm a huge fan
Thank you, bro. Thank you, man. No, no, no. Thank you, bro. Thank you, man. Thank you. Oh
Oh chat look at that it's that cat chat nothing is the lead max will 292039
shared 100 bits you ruined my weekend when I had to see you score at Wembley
in personnel pep nip I don't go by that nip bro I don't go by pep nip you're at
the generate yeah but I'm at the general 40,000 people point and I've been
I've been playing Rocket League since 2015 and recently I quit cause I was part of the trading community and I feel like I miss the game but I don't at the same time, but seeing you do what you do for Rocket League is amazing. Thank you Junko.
Oh, thank you bro. MOTED TEAM OF THE SEASON PATH! HUNDRED AND TWO ITEMS!
Messy, messy, messy, messy, messy!
Augusto cheered one hundred
When will you open more cases?
What the fuck?
Nastville?
What?
Fessy
Aderon the score 1888 cheered 100 bits. Locac how have you only six birdies in golf?
Stracosia?
Stracosia?
Oh my god, these aren't tradable. These aren't tradable, godfeeb-
You've passed a 102 cheered 100 bits. Love you giddy air streams make my day. Sending hate from California.
Bro.
Bro.
You rave a cheered 100 bits, sending love from the hood of tarpon springs, love you man have a great day.
Serkid Domรญnguez.
Arvstil.
Bernรกndez.
You caca-lake want a moth-
ARA!
...for cheered 100 bits, when's the cay and queso 1v1?
You're wrong, that was like two years ago!
Well that pack was absolutely don't give a shit.
M9C's at underscore cheered 100 bits, why didn't you repost my edit son?
And BTW I wish we could ever have that type of intercourse like yesterday at the date.
Oh, fuck it, DRIAR!
DRIAR!
Who the fuck is that?
And Hatterran.
Morocco.
You helped me when I was at my lowest, keep up the content.
Dryer, who the fuck is that?
Ihateran, Morocco.
Alex Slivetow cheered 100 bits, love from Belgium.
Appreciate you, bro.
All right.
Hey, Chad, these packs are absolutely dog shit.
One of 14 bits a season.
You know a 7474 cheered 100 bits, you just landed in top on springs, could I get the check in, sir, Chilnco?
Yeah, bro, just check in, bro, please.
Just check in, bro, please, check in, please.
You cheered 100 bits, you're in the guy who hid Mooters cheats and glad I could help.
Also, he redownloaded them today for your 1v1.
Bro, come on, bro, come on.
Nervous!
Sasundascore Motti cheered 100 bits, W fan mail paralleled.
Switzerland! Fear! Who the fuck is fear?
Here.
Jordan underscore plays 456 cheered 200 bits.
Hey Jinx, please ignore all the hate, bro.
You don't deserve no hate, bro.
You're the best.
Hey, thank you, bro.
575,000 going back.
Come on.
Come on.
Please.
Please, FIFA.
Let's play.
Rees.
They play a cheered 200 bits.
Bro, man.
Rees.
High-vives.
No, because he's a little baby in a pretty good mood.
Just tell me!
My gun! My gun!
Only 93? What?
Big underscores F cheer behind the spits.
Have you ever tried playing ASU?
Speeds there?
My gun?
Tizzy 72 cheered 100 bits, how was your date jungle? Did you get some play?
Oh! Silver.
Grease, grease, grease!
It's not cheered 100 bits, love you jinxed C, congrats on scoring twice in the Sideman match.
You should keep training even though the match is over you have a lot of potential.
Thank you bro. Thank you man. Thank you bro. Yeah I might, I might bro. I don't know. I might, I might. Thank you bro.
Yo can I get something good please?
Freish knee cheered 100 bits. Yo bro, let me get some of that pepperoni off your chest. I'm hungry.
Chad what country is that? Honduras? Is that Honduras?
check yeah check yeah 450 500 bits jinxed see I really want to fan mail you
Asian foods but it's hard to send to the you sending hate from Thailand
shorty shorty shorty shorty 30k for a 95 all right good check
He underscore one thousand three hundred and thirteen cheered one hundred
What?
The reason your heart is stuck plat is because they never warm up plat
They play all triumphs but if you spent 25 minutes warming up you would
Mat!
...been a month on guard
What?
I'm gonna kill myself
No, I'm actually gonna get myself a GTT.
I'm actually gonna get myself a GTT.
I'm actually gonna get myself a GTT.
GTT.
Gixx, see you've inspired me to play R6.
Can you show the loadouts you use for your operators?
Oh my god, it's not messy.
Wow!
Camp.
Merch 900 shared 100 bits.
You and Launcher box in the ring.
Who's that? Who's that? Who's that?
Jeremiah 2911 underscore cheered 200 bits.
Jinx I got a date with a girl from Tarpon Springs.
Watanabe?
Watanabe!
in some of the two hundred bits
page angst seal of your streams not know but maybe later could you react to a new
top one level in geometry dash
what is it called
king cloud underscore cheered one hundred bits
still fat and bald, pregnancy test when?
Heliopas?
Well Chad none of my packs are like juiced up.
Open the 4000 point pack?
Quantum cheered 100 bits.
I copped an ad as I donated before lol.
Would you be able to check out my Sledgemires vid on stream?
There's a 4000.
There is a 4000 point pack.
Blue Chips guarantee?
Messi! Messi!
I've slived her for 100 bits.
Hey, Jinxie, you are the reason I stream.
I'm going to move from my parents' house and cannot stream,
but you remind me of still pursuing my dreams.
Messi! Motherfucker!
Bro, oh my god, man, you're not dead!
I've slived her for 200 bits.
Hey jinxedcy, love the videos, how did the date go yesterday?
What? Amazing. 1 of 3, 92 plus 2 meta-season player pick guys.
Alright.
Rera EI0 for 200 bits, hey bro can you attempt an air dribble?
Gotta see the mechanical upgrade bald man. Love from Canada.
I can't air dribble.
All right, bro. I hate this game.
Out live, cheered 100.
This game is a scam, bro. This game is legitimately a scam.
No, like, this game is legitimately a party scam.
Do you keep going when you got slow motion?
BTW, Earthstream states are freaking insane.
Thank you, bro.
Bro, this game is lit. No, no, no. Like, this game is a scam.
Honduras.
June 7 6 4 5 2 2 6 8 cheered 100 bits. Love you, John Cook. Can you say hi, Sacha Hawk?
You have a good day. Hi, hi, Sacha. Hope you have a good day. Hope you have a good day,
baby. Please! Messy, messy, messy!
As Trilocites cheered 100 bits, I started playing RL in 2015 and I quit due to removal
of trading but I just want to say thank you for everything you've done for RL.
Thank you bro.
Bro I thought there was a Lexi's Macalester but I just realized these are for these are
MLS packs.
What the fuck!
Sitting my patchered 100 bits, hi Django, hope you are having a great day, just kidding
hate from Texas.
Bro, fuck off!
Messy please, messy.
Oh, messy please.
Messy, messy please.
Where is messy?
He's silking.
I can't get messy chat.
Chat, I can't get messy, bro.
Bro, I can't get messy. What the fuck, bro? I can't get messy
Nick bundes core 0717 cheered 1,050 bits a jinx
Love you dog. Don't let Chetru in your mood today. Love from Virginia
Thank you, bro. Merci
Merci
Messi!
GOOOOOOOD!
Where the fuck is Messi?!
Messi!
Messi!
What the hell?
Pfft!
Alright!
If a player cheered 150 bits,
high-vives please troll bro because he quit deadlocked and is being a baby.
Messi, where are you?
Messi, please! Messi, please!
Stop bobb-tick-tick to cheered 100 bits!
Oh my god!
Hey Fatso, I love you and I love seeing your pepperoni nips well done for winning Motton.
Messy please!
Messy please! Lonely the Grim-
Boomerang zoo scared 100 bits.
Hey Junko, I made a bro vs bro website for all the brothers.
I think you will like it. The link was emailed to you and hive mind.
I appreciate you do that messy card is worth 6.9 million high-fives. I'll start working on your dick
Wait, look at me. There's no 5 cheered 100. Where did Darth Maul go to get his shoes the Darth Vader? Nope. Is that the joke wrong?
I bet you cheered 100 bits, do you remember when you told me to do a good contest?
What happened?
Messy!
Messy!
Messy!
All right!
Bigger leech on 3 cheered 100 bits, why don't you ever read the other one?
old Thoughts Next Door book I got you 10 of them.
Messi, uh, cause I'm not reading a book called The Old Thought Next Door.
Stop sending me that shit, bro, I'm gonna sue you.
Stop!
Leafman 408, cheered 100 bits, what's up Junko, hope you're having a good day, bro,
nice two goals are the charity match.
Thank you, bro.
Where the hell is Messi?
Oh my god!
S4 has tick savage cheered 200 bits. Hey Jinkies, I love your rollers Patrick Gullman
in Tarpon Springs, Cygo. Aaron 19 is such a great director.
Casual underscore flat cheered 100 bits. You're so washed at Siege it's sad we want prime
junko back to beat moodaball right. I just have to be on PC bro. Bro when I beat
Bodo in a 1v1 I was on PC. If I'm on PC mood is never gonna beat me. Age underscore 726,282
You cheered 100 bits, hello jinxed see you've inspired me to start playing Rainbow Six can
you show the loadouts you use for your operators?
Yeah, bro, I got you.
All items is untradable?
PINK!
Mercy please.
Nerds formed cheered 100 bits, hey jinxed see thanks for all the laughs over the years
man keep the streams coming sending lots from Fort Norderdale.
Thank you man, that's what I'm messing with, what the fuck is that hat?
Yeah I need to trade it so I can get coins.
Just for 88 shared 100 bits, jinxed see I'd quite everyone is trying to troll you bro, love watching Earthstreams keep doing you.
Thank you man, that's not messy.
L pack opener. Hey buddy, there's no skill to it! There's no skill to it, bro!
Tritchucks don't chaired 100 bits. Hey, Jiggy, love you as always but can we see those jiggle physics from yesterday's shirtless moment again?
again.
Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi!
God!
To each them and cheered 100 bits, you jinxie, I need help to scratch the underside of my balls.
I have a 3 inch and you scratch your nose if you're allowed to show size as me.
Pink!
See ya!
I thought he had a team of the season.
Oh my god, he would have been home free.
May 0FF Underscore cheered 100 bits.
Hey Jinxed C, how was your date with Hive Eyes last night?
I didn't go on a date with the high-vives!
I didn't go on one!
Woo!
4BK for a night!
I've got no 923 cheered 100 bits.
Hey Jinx, see thanks for stretching me out last night.
Alright, ay, I'm gonna cut this. I'm gonna cut it off. I'm gonna cut it off.
I'm gonna cut this off.
Lilla, you've shared 100 bits. Hey Big Pep, can you pause the stream? I'm at work right
now and have to hop on a call. Yo bro, there are other people that are not busy. I'm not
going to pause. You can just... Massey! Massey! Massey!
I am allowed to share 100 bits. You love from Slovakia great streams. Hope you will come
visit Czech Republic soon so you can do meat and great would you be interested in Slovakian
and Czech snacks in fan mail? Yes, send me, send me facts from Czech and Slovakia.
This Conti 77 cheered 100 bits, hey Jinx, see, I've been watching you for 3 years now, and
I always have a great time on your stream.
Greetings from Poland.
Oh!
What?
That's our best portal today.
Wow, wow, wow.
Best portal ever.
FPH underscore cheered 100 bits.
Hey, Jinx, see I have been subbed for six months
when do the entertainment start.
Ma, it's perfectly down that motherfucker.
I'm out of money again.
Yo, I can't do this shit no more.
Renatoc 1 CKS cheered 100 bits.
How do I check into the big top I'm going there in summer?
I can't do this no more, bro.
Palamokka 3 cheered 100 bits.
Be a real friend and go watch Stonkman and Shaco play
and at the Salt Lakes.
Win!
Major in person.
Win!
said you dimwars
bro that's not an irel bro that's just flying and going to an event and watch partying in
an event irel is like walking around and streaming
jakey777 cheered 200 bits hijinks the lover content and ur doing amazing said no one
ever
yep that's the last time though or that's the last cts right there yep last one
Alright boys, new 1v1 mode, lock the fuck in.
New 1v1 mode, lock the fuck in.
Chat, I'm gonna go jerk off or no no no no, I'm gonna go pee, oh my god.
Chat, I'm gonna go pee, I'll be back.
What the hell, hi guys, what are you doing?
Nine, no, the hell, what do you do with?
All right, bro.
Hi guys, will this work?
Will this work?
Hi guys, will this work?
Is it working?
All right chat
Ladies and gentlemen, there is a new put the yaga black ice in my ass
There is a new one V1 mode in rainbow six
This mode right here was built for me bro chat as y'all know I have 30,000 hours in rainbow six each
Yes, 30,000 hours in rainbow six each
and probably two to three thousand of those hours is just in 1v1s.
Loki, I'm not gonna lie, maybe more, maybe more. Play PC, I'm not gonna be in PC for the 1v1 mode.
I'm gonna play against console players. Wait, do y'all want me to play in PC? No, no, no. I'm gonna
I play in console, but then I play more than every NPC.
Chat, bro.
Chat.
This is our first time in the 1v1 mode,
aside from the other day when we only played
for like 10 minutes.
I'm gonna actually grind this today.
Hey, so chat, in the 1v1 mode, I'm quick.
Dude, I just break a glass.
Fuck!
Oh, no, there's glass at the table, bro, I'm pretty sure in the 1v1 mode, um, you can
only play Oregon, I think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I got it, I got it, don't worry.
Um, which I'm not a fart into tonight, do you guys want to hear it?
All right, chat.
So now am I going to be playing the 1v1 mode today and absolutely dominating, but I'm also
to be giving y'all tips, bro. Yes, bro. I am one of the best 1v1 players in console history.
I'm not going to lose a singular 1v1 today. If y'all want tips, I'm going to give you guys tips
on how to play. So, first thing, one of the best 1v1 operators in the game is going to be Grimm.
There's many reasons why. Reason number one, he has a shotgun pistol. Reason number two, he has
two hard-reaching gadgets, and reason number three, his ability is absolutely broken. On top of that,
First rule of 1v1. If you want to beat your friends in 1v1s and you want to be known as the best player in your school at 1v1s.
Band operators with a purpose.
So I band mute, so now I'm playing for him. You know what I'm saying? Because mute counterspray.
Don't just band because just for the fun of it. R6 isn't fun!
you should be miserable every time you play this game that's how you know you're
playing our six you should think about playing our six and be like oh yeah
that sounds fun then when you get on it you're like a miserable zombie but you're
miserable zombie you can't be strong
now second rule of 1v1s can be a lot lazier with your drone work because it's a 1v1
it's not like a 5v5 where you have to worry about 3 people rattling in a 1v1
he's already dead yo bro good round my brother
What? No head?
He's gonna shoot this and I'm gonna wallbang him on a physical block.
For neutralized. Mission successful.
I am the greatest player.
So, I'm just gonna keep it a buff with you.
If you're not physically aroused by the first kill, I don't know what's gonna arouse you.
Alright, lock it back to round two!
This is the ultimate guide to 1v1ing in R6.
Okay, now he banned Dokami.
Normally players, I've never met this guy before,
normally players ban operators that they think is broken,
so he might play Jeremy, so I'm just going to ban it.
He bans Warden.
Bro does not know who he's playing against.
Bro team shake does not know who he's playing against.
I'm going to go Mazzy.
The reason why I'm going Mazzy is because drones
are the most important thing in the game in a 1v1.
I've said this a thousand times, but this
is the next important tip in 1v1s.
Drones are literally more important than abilities in 1v1s
because you only have two drones.
In 5v5, you have 10 drones.
In 1v1, you only have two drones.
In 5v5, you can rely on your teammates' callouts.
If you see your teammate get shot in a room,
You know somebody's in the room in a one-to-one your solo dola my kid. Cutie. Listen good. I don't have
Jack that's the thing, you know one-to-one your solo dolo bro
First kill of the day was like
See okay now he read page me so either
Guys, another move for 1v1.
Whenever you shoot a drone in the prep phase, make sure you always spawn.
Because you know you're safe to do it.
He's dead in 3, 2, 1.
He's dead.
Down boy!
No, no, no!
Down boy!
Oh!
I'm getting it!
Down boy. No, no, no. Down boy. Oh, I'm getting a boner in my pants. Get that straight!
Brother, forget about losing a 1v1. Am I going to lose a round today? Am I going to lose a round?
Okay, now, what should we ban? We're going to ban Morgan.
I have a feeling this is going to happen for the next hour brother I have a feeling this
is going to happen for the next hour now you know what they want when they rage quit I
think the game just immediately ends I mean I feel bad bro if you were just trying to
and he ran into a literal child muffin.
His first death was just absolutely radiating aura.
There was nothing he could've did.
Nothing he could've did but whether
just radiating aura from the tip of my shlong.
And that's a way to forfeit victory.
Is that not aura?
I'm sorry, but is that?
Where's my character?
Where's my?
What?
Bah!
Next game of the day?
Next game of the day?
All right, chat game number two.
Ooh, chat also.
Sunday, first ever League of Legends stream locked.
Sunday, first ever League of Legends stream
locked with Tyler won.
Locked in 100% happening.
Saturday, our sixth streamer tournament.
BANG! BANG!
Saturday and Sunday is gonna be beat.
Bro, I love that they made the 1v1 mode only Oregon.
I wish they did a shorter prep face though.
Shorter prep face.
Bro, I feel like if you make people rage away, you could just farm XP in this, no?
Bro, I feel like if you make people rage away, you could just literally farm.
Okay.
What's the most annoying 1v1 operator?
I feel like the best overall just ban is probably Ace,
probably ace because ace is so versatile. Yeah I already know this guy's a low rank just because
he banned Mira. GG. It's already over. Literally just because he banned Mira I know he's a low rank.
Yes chat. Sunbae. 5 p.m. EST first ever League of Legends stream. I'm excited for it. I think it's
It's going to be fun.
Think about it.
Have a great time.
Saturday is the R6 stream tournament.
Chat, we have one champion per team.
So like one team's going to have Richie, one team's
going to have Mingo, one team's going to have Skype,
one team's going to have Stompin.
We're going to have one champion per team.
That way the streamers can actually
have like some sense of direction and ideology.
Arsenal is bottling the league.
What?
Arsenal is bottling the league.
I've done just the basics.
Wait, fuck it, we can't just around the bay.
Let's just try to make everybody wait for it.
God, I'm such a loser.
Okay, this guy might be smart, he's like saving the drone.
Ten seconds to insertion.
Yeah, this guy might be smart.
Five seconds in count.
Wait, no, he lost his drone.
So, Shaft, contact includes, right?
So we lost the drone over here, which means he spawned over here, so we could jump out on him.
It's all up to his contacts.
Got it.
Watch this, you might jump in a big window. Somebody do this.
Yes.
Wallbang!
Locking.
That's going to break my C4s, my C4s got me very good.
Oh no, it's out of the game!
Wait, is that gonna break my seat there? I feel like my seat was right here.
Yeah, I'm not supposed to open.
Whoa!
It's on the window.
Okay, this guy's brand new to the game.
Is he gonna try to jump in?
Okay, you're dead.
What?
How's that out of head?
I was gonna wait for him to be repellent and then pre-fire.
Or should I just want to have it, let's just want to have it.
This guy made out of metal!
Oh, bang!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
I'm dead.
Oh my god.
Yeah
Bro this guy plays so weird. What's up lazy?
This guy actually plays like a freak
Brother brother brother keep us repowed in the window for eight minutes
I couldn't get a single headshot on him my god
Yo Apollo, thank you for the prime sub put it inside me bush think of the prime no one think of the prime
Yeah, I don't know, I couldn't get him. I tried to once have him twice, I couldn't get him.
Alright chat, this, let's just use the most broken operator in the game.
Don't give me, chat PC check on what? I'm about to fart, oh my god, wait is that a fart or a poop?
Biggest God think of it is your one Tristan think of it about Tristan get back
We're both warm up on PC. I'm gonna warm up on PC laser like before I play movie real big of it
Right to be thinking about trashes or
VVS to get a bottle
40 dollar ball to wall or
James you gotta win bro brother. I'm not chat. Listen if you bet channel points on me
I'm not gonna lose a singular time. I will not lose a singular time chat. We need to locate a bomb. It's not possible!
Brother, it's a 1v1 mode. It's basically built for me.
I'm gonna try to make all my opponents reach quick. Tied at 321.
Waldo, thank you for the prime, Dabby. Don't change at 321. Goofy at 321.
Okay, now we're getting serious.
Hey, Jinxy, how big is it?
Are you talking about my Johnson or my Pokemon collection?
My Johnson is slightly below average, Johnson.
Well, slightly below average width and average, it's definitely average width.
Chop in a wall band to flop out of the sky.
your day
is he prompt
is he in prompts
Is he in bronze?
How old am I, Matt? Do you ever get to bronze?
What?
Is he in bronze?
Oh, no.
Brother, what?
This guy's gotta be bronze.
Coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
Bronze Lobby. No, no, it's not in a bronze lobby, bro. I'm not a bronze player.
I'm Diamond 3 right now, and I was champ last season solo.
Alright, this guy's so bad, I legitimately think I could ore extension. I'm not kidding.
Like, this guy's so substantially bad, I think I could ore extension.
Woto, think of it the prime stuff. Gregory, think of it as your one.
Elwin trading bro, there's not even a rank system in this game. What are you saying in this 1v1 mode now?
Bro, they should make 1v1 mode have its own rank system. God that would be a charity area. Keep the bombs protected.
Highbives just said there's no skill base smash making in this. What?
Let me stop, let me stop. Y'all didn't add skill base smash making to this?
Stop why would you not ask you?
It's me Landy with the 25 gifted subscription
25 gifts of your friends. Let me this swampy kill is dedicated to you
This kills that a kid of you Landy
Three two one
I mean, I legitimately feel bad for this guy.
I mean, why is his Ubisoft connect- okay.
He laughed.
Oh no.
That's back to back rage quit.
Oh, back to back rage quit bro. Oh my god
No, I actually started to I'm starting to feel bad y'all
Brother I'm starting to feel bad
Back to back rage quits mood will make you rage quit protein shake if I'm on pc mood will never be
Imagine 1v1 ranks, bro that's what I'm saying.
Bro, ubi, ubi, ubi.
If you guys had a 1v1 rank system that would be so key.
Yeah, because then you would have a 5v5 rank and a 1v1 rank.
That'd be so beat me.
Bro, I'm guessing that it's adding this mode to see the feedback on it and see how many people actually play it.
But I've seen so many clips from the playing it.
So I'm assuming I'll be playing it.
I'm gonna go queue another game. I'm gonna go queue another game. I'll be back in 11 seconds. I'm gonna queue.
Bro, I'm like farming XP. Yo, this is actually the method. You can just get someone there even if they rage so quick.
Jack, we've played back to back 1v1s.
Wait, I'm on house?
What?
I didn't know there was house in this mode.
Vast!
Jack, we have played back to back 1v1s.
Gotten back to back people to rage quit.
Have not died in a singular time.
I'm really good at this game or I need to get laid or maybe it's a little bit of both
Jack maybe it's a little bit of both
Use pistol only bro. I'm farming XP. I'm farming apple patch. I'm not changing anything
I'm gonna sweat my nuts off and I'm giving y'all a guy don't have a dominate this mode
I have a smoothie secure the area keep the bombs protected
for all I'm saying is they should make a 1v1 right system guys I would legitimately start
Gooning, if they did that.
Imagine being championed in 1v1s and 5v5s.
God, that'd be a lot of-
Yeah, second class.
I remember, even though I haven't played this map,
I like how they add in the 1v1 mode.
I actually like that.
Bomb locations are secure.
Don't get drunk, let's go.
Shoot, see skulls!
That's a drone for us!
Comps?
Everybody's bombs here.
That was not a fart, that was my wooden chair on a wooden floor.
Don't take the fart, it was not a fart.
It was not a fart.
That's my wooden chair on a wooden floor.
A bomb has been located by our floor.
Located above me, could be inside, I'm not even getting...
You're not ever gonna kill me!
I dedicated my life to this game!
You're not ever gonna kill me!
I knew he was inside because he spotted the bomb.
Can I explain why I'm a loser?
Chad, I knew he was inside because he spotted the bomb
and it's not possible for him to have
drowned up the staircase with three multi-passes
without another one triggering.
So I knew he broke into sight.
Jack, pick my up.
Deimos shotgun?
Deimos shotgun?
Do you have slippy nips?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Callie?
I'm not nerfing myself though chat and no, no, no, I'm not nerfing myself come on chat
I'm gonna use your drone to get rid of bombs.
Bro, why don't you get three consecutive rate points? That would be cray cray!
Three consecutive rate points.
You're throwing a sound of bomb.
No, I need to grab Pagan.
If I don't grab Pagan, I'm gone.
I could break out the best angle of the game.
He's so dead.
I could break out the best angle of the game.
Check, you want to get a free kill on the house every time?
Watch this.
Free kill on the house every time?
Not kidding.
Why would you pee?
Why would you pee?
What the feroce?
What the plis?
Why would he pee?
Like, does he know that I can see him?
Like, does he know that I can see him?
Guys, does he know that I can see him too?
So what do you mean, sus, sus, PC check, walls?
Chat, are you guys trolling?
I've scammed him!
I saw him through the wall of my scanner!
What do you mean, PC check?
Huh?
This guy's a smart cookie, yo Gavin with the 10 gifted subs, she, yo, Gavin put it inside
me, Gavin.
W Gavin on the chat, W Gavin on the chat, Gavin on the chat, play with my, I'm gonna
I would play Thunderbird, because I never played Thunderbird.
Jack, if we win this round, we get a back to back to back rage quiz.
Three rage quits in a row.
This is what happens when a champion plays the 1v1 mode.
Alexander, they give it their prime stuff.
Sexy, they give it their prime.
Here's a bomb.
Frosty with the 10 gift ahead!
Frosty, give me that wiener, bro!
You're playing against Coppers, kid.
I'm not playing against coppers.
I'm just making them look like coppers, Jack.
He's got 30 counts of hours in the game,
and I haven't felt the touch of a woman in views.
That's the reality of the situation.
Five seconds.
Bro, he's not a copper.
I'm just a loser.
I've seen this before.
He's not a copper.
I'm just a loser.
Why are we retweeting?
Three, two, one, you're dead.
You're not a copper.
I'm looking spotted by an awful fallback.
Now's keep praying, mate.
I'm gunning to you.
Alright!
Alright!
You guys heard that explosion? Probably on Ash again.
He's above me with Ash.
He's gonna come right here.
Wait no, maybe he's not on Ash. That's like a flashbang.
Does Ash have flashbangs or no?
I didn't actually use that flashbang like 80% ago.
Bro, this guy thinks the stairs is gonna die.
You chat here on the stairs.
Freeze right on the steps.
All the holes I've made are so perfect.
Pause.
Peep me, goddammit!
Alright!
Let me get a heal.
Down to 15 seconds.
It's nice to deny the plant from here.
The plant is so loud, Chad.
Watch and get it out of the way.
Yo bro, what are you doing? Legitimate. Bro, he's gonna rage quit, he's gonna rage
quit, he's gonna rage quit. Yo chat, what is this emo scuba? Jinx you do scuba IRL.
He raged quit! Alright bro, this is like cyberbullying, bro. Let's play mood it up. This is not even
fair this is cyber ball league this is cyber ball league let's play mooda bro let's play mooda
all right chat before we play mooda let's warm up in pc bro
Bro, 3 1v1s, 3 wait, wait, not wage, not wage.
Warm up, yeah, I'm gonna warm up, I'm gonna warm up, I'm gonna warm up.
Highbush, can you load it up?
Check, 3 1v1s, 3 wait, range quits.
Let's get a sag in the chest.
Highbush, load it up PC Siege.
3 range quits into the row.
Holy aura.
You
I'm going to go back to the building and I'm going to go back to the building and I'm
Alright guys, guys, I'm back.
Guys, I'm back in the building.
Alright, now it's time to actually lock the fucking.
First ever 1v1 against Muda on an actual, even playing field.
I'm on PC, he's on PC.
If I lose this game, I'm going to wrap my car
around a telephone pole.
In GTA, of course.
All right!
Where's the shift button?
Help a brother out, hive mind.
Don't wanna look if you just wanna tell you I like you.
The bells keep ringing.
All right.
Wait, maybe that is the wrong password.
Oh, yeah, I had to change my password on Ubi because I got hacked because I hacked by a loser
Yeah, bro because I got hacked by a friggin loser. All right, have a new password
Brother if this doesn't work high-fives
Yes, it worked.
I'm going to destroy mood up, bro, come on.
Whoa.
There we go.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait a minute.
I'm signing in.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, I'm signing in.
From the nano to one, no, nano to one, no.
I need that ad bill so I don't get ahead of it.
No, I didn't get it.
Just wanna tell you I like you.
That bells keep ringing.
Link your Steam account so you can play faster.
High fives, I don't know how to do that.
Let me get an angle.
I can still feel the love. I can still feel the love.
Shout it out in the back. Yo, high-pitched.
We make a discord call but it made you mood up.
Yeah, who do you got with it in this?
Oh no, I need a USB-C.
Fiddle sticked.
I gotta text my brother.
I gotta text my brother.
Yo.
Yo, hi, mind.
I need a USBC, you USBC.
Yo bro, fuck off with that scuba shit, bro.
Sorry.
Hi guys, when's the last time you shit yourself?
Very young, very young age, bro.
I don't like shit myself.
I don't do that.
I'm grown up now.
You shit yourself like every other week though, bro.
You can go get that like checked out I think.
Your high fives.
Yeah.
Oh my god, you got high.
Somebody be kidding.
What?
No, I didn't, no, I didn't, no, I didn't, no, I didn't.
Your high fives.
Well, if it isn't the guy that won an imaginary date yesterday,
what, I know for a fact, you didn't go on a date
as an agency, do you want to know why?
Do you want to know why?
Why, bro?
Why, why?
You don't get girls.
You stay in your bedroom and goon.
Yeah.
Just like the rest of us.
Just like the rest of us.
You're not special, bro.
We all do it, all right?
You're not special.
You don't get girls, bro.
We all do it together.
What high notes?
He took his girlfriend to a hockey match.
Yeah, hockey game, game.
Nobody said match.
I don't know how to start out.
Hockey game, really.
Yeah.
And when she was cool, did you like what?
Give her your sweater too?
Yo, bro.
I'm gonna literally kick the shit out of you think we live in like some fairy tale Jixi Jixi bro
Jixi when I scroll on my tiktok
Can someone tell me why I have you tell me why I see this guy AI?
Into a Star Wars Darth Vader and a goon compilation
Jixi you're going off again yesterday. Yo, bro all of that. I was just not doing about it. I'm all doing that
Yeah
You see I wasn't that too remember fucking mage doing that shit. Yeah. Yeah, bro. Yeah, you'll murder
I'm on PC now any last words bro before I literally
Listen, bro, I don't care if you don't have a frame advantage
5,000 frames a hundred thousand frames bro listen cool. I will still beat you in rainbow six siege
That's how it is
I'm loading up my game. Are you ready? Yes, bro. I'm loading up my game.
Do I even want, I don't even need a warm-up, bro. Let's just play, bro.
I'll put you on the stompin' settings. Well, I'm gonna warm up, so you should
warm up, buddy. Buddy, you should warm up. Also, bro, I saw you looking for a Roblox
date today. Hey, move up. You know half of the people in Roblox are, like, literally
eight, right? Okay, no, no. She was 19. She said she was
nine-four. Wow, bro. Wow. What was that? After you went
through a hundred random people that you found one person who's 19 I mean what
are you EDP 445 I know I know it's your life together damn I know I know I'm
sorry okay okay okay I'm sorry sorry I think we should read something yeah but
he said some crazy shit no you don't even want to know you don't even want to
bro okay okay you don't even want to know so should I be careful on Roblox
that is just don't go on Roblox dates I mean what the fuck okay what the actual
fuck bro look at him like this bro if your mom walked into your room and
you're in a Roblox date bro how would your mom feel dude I think she would
kick me out of the house and throw a slipper at my head there you go
and that's why bro that's why I go on real dates right when in a real date
last night, bro. I went in a real date last night.
Oh, no, you bro.
Well, I don't know why, bro. I just have to show them. I'd say like,
I just had a hard time believing that, bro. But if you really took a girl
to a hockey game this day, bro, I'm proud of you, bro, and you're a gentleman, bro.
Thank you.
All right. No, I'm done with this. Me and Jinxie went to a hockey game.
I didn't date you. I wasn't dating you.
I didn't know why he's calling it a date.
I wasn't dating you, bro.
I didn't know why he's calling it a date.
We went to a hockey game.
Bro, I'm not dating you, I'm not!
Oh my god.
So that's why you guys spend so much time together in these calls.
I see.
Yo, Jack, who in this chat actually legitimately thinks I've dated and high-bives?
Who in this chat actually legitimately thinks I've dated and high-bives?
Because if you do, I'm sorry, bro, you have a rock in your fucking head, bro.
Literally.
You see, what's your brightness?
Uh, like 58.
Yeah.
58.
Bro, what about my sense?
You said my sense was going to feel different.
I did warm up. I did warm up.
Yes, you're going to feel different.
It's the first time you've ever played PC console.
Oh, do you know how when I...
Dynamic range?
It was on PC, bro. You're good.
Wait, actually...
What one do you use? Hyderla?
Dynamic range. Bro, I don't know.
This is for audio. Oh, god.
I'm not even kidding, this is important.
So if you use night mode, it's low, but.
I don't use night mode, I use dynamic.
Motherfucker, what?
I don't use night mode, I don't use that.
Do you want flashbangs being white or black?
Black.
Wait, what?
Why would you, really?
What?
Yo, get off, what's he doing this time of the call, bro?
Crosshair, crosshair.
What's this guy saying?
uh uh uh red red red red red uh okay wait is that red that's light red 100% or what percentage
uh like 90 bit what no no no sorry sorry sorry 85 85
okay so what do you mean six seven six seven okay high off um
Okay, let's go to the settings
What if this is gonna be really really really embarrassing for you?
See bro, why did you say my horizontal was 70 go 2040 bro 2040?
2040 is gonna feel
It's gonna feel like fucking 30 the bro. I'm telling you it's just gonna be different
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
Optimize your distance, 2550, 5550.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Control the ADS.
18, 18, and then 31.
Nails, it'll matter.
Okay, getting some relative.
We have a, you can show the screen for this, bro.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm not gonna crash out bro. I'm not gonna crash out. I'm gonna fucking destroy him. I didn't warm up though
Okay, are you super?
Stitching about this stuff zero zero and then disabled. Yeah
Well, I don't think we're allowed to warm up brother. We should just get on. No. No, I've never played PC fuck off
Okay, fine. I've never been played PC siege on this PC. Yeah, bro. I need to warm up
Perfect should be good
What is this?
How much subs do you want to put on it?
Bro, I think we got a thousand subs, best of three.
And we actually see who's better.
We actually use better.
Because all the other times, you got to frame advantage.
Now there's no advantage.
Chad, is console 16.9 or 16.10?
It's 16.9, right?
Muda, let's do a thousand subs, best of three,
but we talk to each other the whole time.
Oh my god.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
My heart hurts, my heart hurts, my heart hurts, my heart hurts.
I know, I know.
My heart hurts.
Hey, yeah, I know.
I'm not playing this guy with 120 ever again.
Mooda, you are ass.
Okay, wait a minute.
You've been in bold on PC.
On the next frames.
Yeah, on PC, yes.
When was the last time you've been on PC?
Months, like maybe a year, maybe a year.
Maybe a year bro, I'll PCC so prime
Prime Jinxie right now. I put him on 4-3. He can't aim. He needs to be on 69
If he goes on 4-3, he's not used to 4-3
Nice
What I'm going to fucking dominate your tight little asshole
Oh, you want to be my ass best of three one thousand subs Oregon
1000 subs Oregon come on bro. Don't be a bitch
Yeah, you're better than me what
Is your controller plugged in not yet my brother's dropping it off
Yo, Mura, why not bro? Cuz you want the advantage anymore you needed the advantage to be me
I think what are you a bitch you need the advantage come on the same frames buddy
Okay, I'm down, but can we go like two hundred subs?
Okay, okay 200 subs. Let's do it 200 subs feel three or go on the games carry over. Let's do
B-L-3. 200 stops B-L-3. 200 stops B-L-3.
Hell, bro.
200 stops B-L-3. Fuck it, 500 stops! Come on!
Fuck it, fine! Fuck you, fine.
You want to do it? You want to do it?
Yes, let's go, bro, fine. Fuck.
All right, wait, I think I have my cord.
Rousey ringing.
Got too loud?
Too perfect?
Or what?
Brashly with the 20 subs, I love you, bro.
You can literally stick my pants up and fuck me in the ass until I come whenever you want.
I love you.
Oh my god, it's in. High five. It's in, it's in, it's in.
Ooh, positive.
Wait, you put it in?
All right, all right, all right.
High five, it is in.
I can't move.
It's in.
High five, it's in, it's in, it's in.
OK, I'm going to get a cigar with your name on it, Muda.
Yo, 500 subs, right?
500 subs, lots.
BRB, let's go!
Yeah, you're big nose put your cam top left and then don't move it
All right. Thank you.
Do I have a big nose, bro?
Yep.
What? Do you have the scuba emo?
Do I have the scuba emo?
Yeah.
Do I have the scuba emo?
ELEANCE! MAPENELORE!
Yeah, I think I do. Yeah, I do. I have it right now. Yeah.
Isn't that like the best emote?
Yeah, a little key. I haven't even seen this emote before.
Scuba.
500 subs? High-vives? Who do you think you're gonna win, bro? Be honest.
Umm...
I think you'll win. I think you'll win. What did you?
Is she just gonna hit me?
I don't shit, you bastard, and roll it!
Walk it in!
I must enter a different type of flow no one has ever seen before.
I am the chosen one.
And I will win this 1v1.
All right, I'm ready you ready wait you gotta warm up James you're not gonna warm up wait I need to warm up
I'm sorry
Wait, so you could only play or you can only do one thing once you
All right, let me have one more month one more month. I haven't played a year. I'm like we see it a year
I go for it go for it go for it
Samuta 500 subs best of three. Do you want to do only organ or other maps about a part? Oh
We can do only organ if you want we can also do organ and border. I'm good at both but to be honest
It doesn't matter. Let's do organ
Because if we do a border you won't be able to use shotguns on me, so I see and I'm on PC
So do you want we can just do organ only? I'll be most fair
Yeah, what's a minute a
Word to my mother I can win on I can let's just do organ club border
Right?
Bored it?
Oregon Club Border.
Yes.
Word to my mother.
This is going to be standard amount.
This is our first fair 1v1.
You realize that, right?
This is our first fair 1v1.
Oh my god.
I've never, I've never, I've never wanted to go to the club before in my life.
You're on the clock.
Eliminate the problem.
Wow, that sounds like a personal problem.
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm not going to buy the skills major.
Just delete it.
Wait, I'm never playing console again.
Chad, I'm never playing console again.
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm not going to buy the skills major.
Just delete it.
Wait, I'm never playing console again.
Chad, I'm never playing console again.
Wait, I'm never playing console again job never playing console again. Oh
But you're dead you're dead job never play. I need to put my camera
I'm never playing console again. Oh my god
It's amazing
Oh
Chet this feels amazing
Right. I think you're superior. Hey have eyes. What's up, man?
PC's just superior, bro. Wait, I'm gonna I'm in 701. This isn't fair. This isn't fair
four three
that's saying for you to try four three if you want
four three's like the best res
but what does mingo use?
all right, stomping uses four three ninety F of A
yeah but what does mingo use? because stomping's on mouse
he uses the same thing
mingo uses four three, well I use four three ninety F of A
wait they both use 4-3?
yes
how about 10x4-3?
yes you can try 4-3 if you don't like it
you can try 16-10
it's the same resolution as 16-9
just a little bit more stretch
oh my god stretch me
this is insane
how about stretch me
okay I gotta get used to this now
I gotta get used to this
I got a few more patterns.
Now one thing that I hate about PC is the sound is so bad.
Chubbys feel so good!
So this feels so good in my tight little ass, guys.
What the fuck did you do, are you gay?
like you're I hope you realize you will like murder if I'm on PC you will never
be yeah but it's not it's not that literally every time and I don't know why
when I was up fucking better than when I was on concert that energy I want to
jump on PC now I don't know what felt this good I want to jump on PC I've
never done that I never really tried yeah wait you're on the wall haggers
I think the R4P is 90, right?
But it's used to complain about wall hackers?
Yeah.
Spider-man's pointing at each other in mode.
WHAAAAAT?!
A quick two.
I'm actually great.
You see, I feel like he's 90, right?
I think he should.
5 consecutive eliminated.
I don't know why I'm 90, bro.
Oh, it is.
It's a stretch.
It's just rich
oh
he's the greatest experience ever what
What game is this?
T-da-dam, T-da-dam, T-da-dam, T-da-dam
Awwww
Who the fuck should've known that, for fuck you
Yaaay!
Hahahahahah
Hahah hahahaha
Just out of order
You know how much I dread It, I get these 1v1s
That's just fucking reallyๅฃซ
You're not repeating me again, though
I just feel like I sort of
sustained
You know what I'm saying?
Please, one day, you'll want to give me so much energy and so much, like, dope of me to say,
ugh, it's like...
Alright.
Lindsey, what do you think about the sound? Sound good?
The sound is not as bad as I thought, but it's still worth being comfortable.
Okay. Um, you are on high.
Yeah, so you're not on low, which is like nightly.
But I guess, you know what though?
Yeah.
Oh, this is actually better than when I was on console,
playing it into the PC.
It's better than that.
That's how it was asked!
Oh my god!
Muta, I'm stuck, my bro.
Just don't even play me.
This is gonna be embarrassing.
Never mind.
You got it, bro.
Are you ready, bro?
Like, damn!
Chill, bro, let me know.
But I haven't played this in a year.
Alright, alright, alright.
I need to go a little higher, I need to go a little higher.
Getting excited.
Enemies are making progress.
Alright.
All right, yeah, my aim is disgusting
My name is good
Muda's still gonna cook you bro
It like that chat if I'm gonna see I can't lose that it's got
It makes... Yeah, yeah.
I believe.
Hey, I heard night mode makes footsteps louder, but everything else quieter.
30 seconds remaining.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
Woo-hoo!
15 seconds left.
So...
They're saying you didn't change it.
You need to change dynamic range to low.
5 seconds left.
Dynamic range to low.
Yeah.
Oh, they got rid of night mode.
That's not even there anymore.
High-fives.
Night mode.
It's not there anymore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They just put it in the TV.
Hey, Muda, can I play one more?
One more TV?
I'm gonna be at my best.
I want to be at my best.
I have a little more.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I have to.
I can't say no.
Bro, have you been like watching these shots or no?
I'm gonna dip you down.
No, but I came in warm up on a serious stick.
I'm stuck on the tutorial island.
But I'm gonna dip you down on some banks this shit, bro.
But you are not coming, bro.
I'm sorry, bro.
I like I want you to win, bro.
I feel bad.
I shouldn't be the one winning, bro.
But you have 20,000 hours and I have like 500 like I hope you win bro. Remember when you said 30 line bitch
I know I'm sorry
500
Wait, what are you gonna have 3k hours right you don't have three guys, no, I don't have three thousand
Okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay
I'm just saying bro, you're never gonna beat me again now that I have frames.
You're never gonna beat me again, budda.
Never again, bro.
Brochak, we do PC siege content, that'll be so good.
Everybody's on PC now too, that'll be so good, bro.
This feels better, like you're just sea shit faster.
No wonder you were beating me, budda.
What the hell?
No, bro, I'm getting some of the shows in one.
VARRA!
From seeing shit in, like, full motion now.
Not yet.
We should have been on PCC.
What?
James, you try to hit Champ on PC.
We should try to hit Champ.
All right, we got last warmup, and then we
have the greatest pass of three ever.
Let's do a different map next time.
Five of the seven.
Go, Oven.
I
Mean I don't know who you think you are talking to me on my FaceTime video call bro get the fuck off my phone
Call bro. I don't know you think you are you're actually matter of fact matter of fact you're getting fine
Why not laser on
He's on max audio chat, he's on 200 audio drop.
Ah, Jixi, can you just go ahead and uh, just say it a little quick?
Bass?
Yeah, it's perfect, bro.
I don't know how loud you guys want to say it, but oh, it's loud, it's loud, it's loud.
oh my god every single minute kind of
that's my heart racing more and more
just the thing is when you play this
game it gets me to one thing like it's
a big I think this is like that's why
you know because I think this game is
SHUT UP! I'm trying to hit air!
GOD DAMN!
I can't hear shit!
I'm trying to warm up so I can fuck you!
I got to turn this fucking laser off y'all.
Pro PCC feels so good!
Oh my god!
It's like having sex for the first time.
PCC feels so good.
Danny gave you 25 stops.
Danny!
WD denny magnet!
smart guy got hit traffic on PC.
We got to do it champ to PC Brazil.
on the road
on the road never happened hey I'm with the only solo queue so the chip
competent champion PC edition we can do that tonight after I shit on Muda yeah
that's not gonna I'm confident can't be seen after I shit on Muda we've never
did that I'm literally on a fresh copper account it's like my main but the gunfights on PC are
So satisfied
You know what
So
I'm banned from the game and I can't even go into the training art, but I can buy skins
in the game for my BANNED ACCOUNTS!
HOW IS THAT A THING?
I
All right, all right
What are you so far?
I might back in the big one
Why does it feel so good now have mine?
You put on that other shit PC. Oh, I have a good PC now. Yeah. Oh my oh my god
How am I on controller?
Someone should have sex with me now
You're never gonna beat me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alright, let's see, bro. Let's see.
Ehh, you know...
I feel like I have to play this game for not that long.
And for some reason,
I feel like I have more game sense than you.
Game sense?
Yeah, bro, I don't know.
Oh my god. Oh my god, I win.
Wait, that was...
So I'm going to change my loadout.
Try some D12, yeah I'm done.
Let's see how some D12 feels on the big PC, man.
these are making progress
in the corner
you know let's see how fucking SMG12 is
they're just camping the stairs and I can't get out
Did you eat any fucking louder, you camel?
I don't even know what to fucking do, bro.
Jack with the 10 gifted, Jack!
Let's have sex, bro.
No, seriously, what's your thing at?
30 seconds?
Wait, so you're telling me I don't eat these 10 gifted
right now?
I'm not a scientist.
No!
Got you, not you, bro!
Not your you!
Oh my god.
Oh my god PCC
All right, are you ready? All right, best of three five hundred times yeah
Oh, to be honest, folks, we just did some bloodthirsty.
Please, sounds good.
Sounds good to me, bro.
Sounds good to me.
Hey, sounds good to me, bro.
Sounds good to me.
Good luck, bro.
Thank you.
OK, and no, and no, we're not allowed to mute.
Yeah, we're not allowed to mute.
Come on.
Oh my god.
Hey, bro.
We're going to argue about it, bro.
I'm going to bet it if I turn it off.
That's not ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, let's go.
All right, best of three on Oregon Club
border in that order.
Yes, you got right.
Yes.
Ready?
Yes.
Invite me.
Now.
Best of three.
Ordin Club.
Order in that order.
And I get to talk to you.
After I beat Muda, I'm going to do confidence champion BC edition.
First time for the first time in forever.
Wait, we stopped Connect.
Actually, it's better on BC.
What?
Let's say, bro, when I dragged my balls across your big-ass four-side in this video game.
are you gonna like still like I'm gonna be mad at me bro cuz that feel bad
bro if you want me to you know what I'm gonna play easy on you bro I'm gonna
take it easy on you I'll up my sense don't do that what I'm gonna fuck my
sense I'm gonna fuck up bro I want your best game I want your best skills bro
what I feel bad bro I don't know I'm drowning right let me go pee let me go
Pete and Joe
you
Bye, bye, stop!
First time forever, I'm a nine, last time, yeah, how do I make my dick smaller, I feel
I feel like my dick is too big.
Is there like dick reduction surgery?
There's gotta be.
It's too big, bro.
So I can like literally-
Luna, are you ready?
I'm ready.
All right, best of three, 200 subs on the line, right?
Well, I have a lot more hands than you.
Type in chat.
No, no, type in chat.
So you guys know what a joke I'm talking about?
What does he say?
Type in chat.
I mean, what does he say?
He's like, type in chat if you're listening.
Type in chat.
Did I know this was a joke that I'm talking about?
Oh, nine, I ought to have that.
I can't have that.
Guys, after I destroy Muda in this best of three,
best of three, which I know, what does he say?
Somebody's got to know what, somebody has to know what.
Joe said, what did Joe say?
No, but what does he say?
Type in chat.
Wait, wait, if you're listening, is it?
If you understand what I'm saying.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Muda, are you ready, bro?
I'm ready.
I'm gonna do competent champion episode one PC edition
after I beat Muda.
Muda, let's start off on border.
Why not?
I don't give a fuck bro alright
Muda I'm not gonna lie when I was on console you only beat me three times
I will leave you one time and it was on your second day in the game or well, okay, not bad
But you wouldn't say listen brother wait no no what I've been what I've been this is this
Muda, if you beat me while I'm on PC, you're better than me.
You are better than me.
I'll say it.
But, bro, now we have the same frame.
So this is a fair game.
This is a fair game!
All right?
Oh, you can have hacks, and I still think I'll beat you.
Fuck it.
Let's go.
Muda, I'm on PC now, bro.
You're not ever going to beat me again.
Muda, I'm on PC.
You never beat me again!
I should speak louder than words. Let's go.
Agreed.
Tell Fat to review this game.
It's gonna be a 7-0 sweep!
Sense feels good. Keyness feels good.
Let's go, chat.
I did two warm-ups.
No, nine, nine!
Why you not even got the drone boy?
What plane?
I should have protect my little brother.
Where you going?
The drone boy.
Highbives, give a prediction on the call.
Unbap him.
Who's getting the win?
Highbives, give a prediction.
prediction I'm gonna say mood up to one and that just came right out of your
I miss clif I miss clif
Bro, I'm gonna assume you're like 60 how JC bro
I'm very low. I'm like one HP bro. No, no, you're like you like you're like 60. I only show you
Or you make me like 70 maybe you're like 70
No, I'm one dude. No, no, no, no, no, you're not
Bro you lied about your hours you're lying about your health come on
you're done son son you're done son you're done son you're done
Don't move.
Son, you're done.
Yeah?
Go ahead and play with the nomenon in the door.
Go for it.
Will do.
Will do, brother.
I
Wow
Bro you bounce to the one
Yes, it's obvious. I ran to the left
So when it triggers it bounces me backwards and the front words because I ran to the left for it to the right
It would hit me to the right
smart cookie bro hey fat tomato bandamos chat oh hell daddy fat yo bro you're
gonna have to earn these rounds that was a earned round buddy I don't know what
characters you go on this map bro and you never go vigil you're not giving me
time to thank you fucking cheater what spider-man pointing at picture emo no
Oh, Spider-Man pointing at picture remote.
All right, Chad, this guy's cooked, buddy.
This guy's cooked, buddy.
Aye!
And the chosen one.
Muda, bro, that's one round.
This is gonna be a good series.
This is gonna be a good series.
Let's go, bro.
That's one round, Buster!
Hey, let me know if you want me to whip out the monitor cam again.
What the...
Keep that same energy! Keep that same energy!
But after I win this battle, I'm gonna smoke a cigar buddy, with your name on it!
Okay...
Are you okay? Are you okay, bro?
Are you good? Are you good?
Oh, can I have a problem?
Yeah bro, I'm checking on... I'm checking on...
Salted nuts
Salted nuts
You still an ammo? I didn't know you still an ammo! I didn't know you died!
You still an ammo? Why? Why? Why? Why? Okay, okay. Well played, 2-0, 2-0. Bro, I didn't know you still had ammo. Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, what did you play last round? Just asking for a friend. Oh, I remember.
Uh, I uh, no it's already banned
Good job appreciate you bro appreciate you bro appreciate you now the thing is bro is
Like operator chap this operator. Yeah
Bro folks shizzle another folks shizzle
But the thing is what the thing is what it's two to zero. How do you go confident? Are you confident?
No, bro. I'm just saying like I just feel bad, bro
Okay, yeah, should I change my sense to let them like I don't know we need to locate a phone. No, bro. I'm the win. I'm the win
Would it to best of three, bro, it's a long series you're getting ahead of yourself
You're getting ahead of yourself, bro. You're getting ahead of yourself
Getting way ahead of yourself
insertion in 10 seconds insertion in 5 seconds
I like how you saved your drone here for the first time
I'm gonna make a gas tank using the Vintel
because you decided to ban Vintel, you know what I'm saying?
yeah bro I like that idea I like that
I'm gonna make a total gas tank using Vintel bro
yeah I like that
Meho used his vigil scanners in the prep phase.
FLATALRA!
What are you, silverbrop?
Use your vigil scanner in the prep?
Rotate it out, chip.
FLATALRA!
I've had that for this time.
Oh
Mura you so cook bro
bro you so cook bro
bro Mura you so cook bro
c'mon go ahead don't CCTV go
Mura you so cook bro
oh no you so cook bro
Oh my god, you see, I just know you only see CCD.
And it's okay.
Five dollars.
So what are you going to do, are you going to hit me nine, do you?
You have located a bomb.
What are you going to do if you hit me 90?
You have located Bob.
Yeah bro, let's go show.
I
Know I mean, what are you at top?
What are you doing? I didn't know you're that close. I could have killed you. Yeah, bro. I'm gonna be close
I didn't know you were that close. This is a battle you broke focus. What the hell?
I didn't know you were that close. I didn't know you were that close. I didn't know you were that close
Hey, Muda, I'm on 300 frames. You're never killing me again. I don't know how many times I'm done
Muda Muda, I you're never killing me again
Okay, bro. Let's go
For the first time in forever
Easy to say that when you're the underdog, but you're two and one bro. You're two and one. I'm not the
I'm the heavy paper it you've we lost the last what how many words have you lost three all on
The game I've not played it for years
Years didn't you mean to say three hundred and four hours?
four has located a bomb so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're so bad, you're
That's so bad!
You're not gonna beat me on PC!
Play on a map that I've never almost played on, bro.
It's okay, it's okay, bro. You can have a cup of water.
No, no, no, don't do that!
Don't you have 300 hours?!
Uhhh...
Don't do that!
No...
Oh my god.
Sonia.
You're not giving me time to think, you're not giving me time to think, you're not giving me time to think, bro.
Dude, I tried to tell you, bro, do you realize how big of a difference there is between console
and PC?
If I'm on PC, you're on PC!
You will never beat me!
Ever!
I beat Bodo on PC, buddy!
Alright, we'll stay about that, bro, let's go.
to locate a bomb.
We got a game.
We got a game.
Do not attempt to board the helicopter.
Type in chat if you know what I'm saying.
I've been chad!
Chatchatichel, man.
Put a mic on quiet. No, no, no, don't do this. Don't do this!
You're actually so good
BOODA
You ran out are you pretty good?
If I'm three feet to the right you lose if I'm three feet to the right you lose yeah, and guess well, bro
I'm a big fire. I know what you're gonna do, bro
Now get mazzi out that fucking game
Sure when I said get mazzi out of my fucking game
And pause the timer to you're gonna need that timer. Yeah, I think we're good
Well, I should have just took I should have took
Oh
Bro, you're so good buddy, you're so good. Okay, bro. All right
Put your hands
I
Be advised a bomb location has been compromised where's it down to ten seconds
Oh, it's all good, bro.
You're just so good.
Why do you sound stressed, bro?
Take it easy.
Don't sound low.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Don't let your head get in my head, Jixi.
Let's see here.
I mean, what?
You're going for some Ram plays.
You're just breaking random shit.
Jack, this is the sounds of a man who knows he's cooked,
bro.
See the difference, though?
Like if I'm on console, I'm just dead there.
I'm just dead, bro.
If I'm on console, I'm literally dead.
We need to locate a bomb.
Like if I'm on console, it's four to two.
Is that a three to three?
Yeah.
I might ask, you forget that I have been banned from this game
and I haven't played this game in like over a week.
Bara.
You know?
Bara.
10 seconds to go.
5 seconds to insertion.
Oh, you're tri-harding now, I like that!
You're tri-harding!
Thank you, bro. Appreciate you.
Go, bro. It's real now.
of
Okay.
You located the bomb.
The bomb?
Oh, I know you're fucking low, baby
Control the fan control of the fan
What about the other three kills what about the other three kills? What about the last round?
Hold on the last round. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey Muda. Hey, bro, you're my
I have beat you every time we have one on does not matter
Double the frames on console on console
Somebody's
We're on the same frame, bitch!
Same frame, same ping!
You're getting pelted!
on location like here like smoke
Oh
Another DMR
the location has been compromised, that's the last one, all right now hold that shock
him like a good boy okay, all right I think he'll do what the shot of he wants bro, no
I'm just saying hold that shock him like a good boy, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go what
the shot of he wants bro, no I know you didn't, I mean the boss is definitely one but I want
you to hold that shock him like a good boy okay, so he's gonna bomb, you know what to
do
15 seconds left
time expires in 10 seconds
no composure
you gotta stick those bruh
you gotta stick those
see your own fucking composure
you're like a deer in headlights
get off my game
and get back on Valorant
get back on
Valorant
I'm playing on a map I don't play on
good round though
yo you need tissues bro
you need tissues bro
do you need fucking tissues
I promise bro same frames will never beat me same frame same pain. You'll never be you won't never be me
Let's see that let's see
Need to use your drone to locate a bomb
you're getting talkative. Let's
go. Map one was a pleasure. Well,
we're finally on. We're finally on
PC. Yo, same friends. It's a
of
Where are you at, Mooda?
I ain't gonna say it.
Moo-ha!
I'll pick you on the side, Dan.
I'll pick you on the side, Dan.
I don't know
You're a lot of money. I literally got that you're a lot of money. You are so lucky. You're right. Oh, just pay up now
Bro, you were so fucking lucky bro. I did not know that I was even I thought they fucking corresponded
Well, I don't know why I haven't put it in so long. I'm not giving you I'm giving you so much space
All right, I'm gonna play how I usually play. Let's go play
And I'm not used to talk. I'm not used to talking to you
All right
Would you like a side of fries with your large coat
That's no bro. Let's play. I mean bro. I told you this would happen. No, no, I told
I told you this would happen. I said as soon as we get on PC. You're not beating up and anyway, I'm gonna win you suck
Bro, I'm 30,000 times better than you bro. I know everything you're gonna do before you even fucking do it
You'll never beat me on the same frame!
Ever!
We can do a 99-0! I'm dead!
We're gonna do a 99-0!
You're my son!
10 seconds.
Down to 5 seconds.
Hop-4 has located a bomb. Be ready for hostile action.
So damn free so damn free. I'm just happy when I'm on PC. That's all
Hey, welcome to Cease, brother.
Welcome to Cease.
No, no, no, no, no.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
You will never beat me when I'm on PC.
You will never beat me when I'm on PC.
You will never beat me.
Let's go, hop to the Asamori, let's go, hop to the Asamori, let's go.
Let's go.
Nice shot, good shot bro, nice shot.
Get so confident.
Just reading you like a goddamn novel
Yeah, but what happened?
Remember what I said?
It's so easy
Shut up daddy!
It's so easy
It is so easy
Daddy's talking
It is so easy
Remember what I said?
I know everything you're going to do before you do it
And then I just refired you
Listen to daddy
I know you're going to swing
I heard you get off the cam
Let me go, go, go, go, go
You're my son
Let me go pee real quick, bro
I just got done pissing on you
7-3?
Oh my god
LEVELS!
He didn't play a good game, bro. I'm not gonna lie.
He didn't play a good game.
I want you to literally fuck me over and over and over again frantic frantic I want you
to fuck me over and over again frantic I want you to fuck me over and over again frantic
I know exactly how to beat this guy I just forgot because I haven't played this game
in a bit after I got fucking banned because they thought I was fucking
cheating and that's a big down ten years ago no it's okay
okay no I get a couple nice shots get a couple nice reeds okay bro what's the
What's the code bro?
No no no no no, muhda, muhda.
Listen to me.
You will never beat me
if we're on the same franks.
If I'm on PC and you're on PC
you will never beat me.
I just 7-3'd you.
The chosen one, my ass!
Your ass!
I'm gonna kill your ass!
Shout out to Fat, who taught me to ban demos.
Yo Fat, do a game breakdown of these games. Good lord!
Muta, you are literally ass!
Fuck.
Alright man, 7-3 on boarder, let's wrap this up.
We need to locate a bomb.
After this, copper to champion PC edition.
First time ever.
For the first time in forever.
10 seconds to insertion, B5's your drone has located across.
Bro it's reinforcing.
Bro you're terrifying.
I tried to warn you that this is what was going to happen.
Okay let's go then, let's go.
You're still too exhausted.
You just don't have enough.
Break the glass.
Break the glass, I'm talking about breaking the glass, come on, bro get in my face more,
don't give me space, yo don't give me space like you said, get in my face, get in my face,
that's definitely the way to play this.
Get in my face, go.
Let's go, I can't hear you, keep talking, all right, let's go, let's go, let's go,
I see one more.
Alright.
I'm going to go back to the box.
Okay.
I'm going to go back inside and check.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's go.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh.
Baaarr.
Sonyan.
Miho.
What is he doing?
Son, you're not gonna get it.
Son, you're not gonna get it.
Son, you're not gonna get it.
I'm on console, I'm not hitting the shot chat, just look at the difference.
Oh shit.
Yo bro, do you want some lubricant to make this a little bit easier?
Or like, lotion?
I mean this is just straight up raw dogging.
Yo bro, do you want some lubricant or something?
What do you want bro?
Let's get this brain dad brainless operator off the board.
I'm just gonna red paint then W key.
Lock in bro please.
Yo chat, I'm not kidding, Oregon's gonna be 7-2, trust me.
Secure the area, keep the bombs protected.
No, I forgot the shotgun!
I suck!
Bro, I forgot the shotty.
I suck.
Thank you, sir.
mura mura mura
You're exposed.
Come on.
I'll finish my off.
All friendly.
Mission failure.
Bro, did he deafen?
He deafened!
All right!
Bro, I needed that support and land.
Telling you, if I have a shock out on Mavya, I just win that round.
win that round, but I just didn't have a shoddy. Bro, I need to remember to put a shoddy on
Mozi chat. If I don't put a shoddy on Mozi, that's the only way I do this.
He's not going to be on Mozi next though.
For the first time in forever.
I actually want to grind PC right tonight. Like I want a solo from like top or five
like silver tonight like I want to I want to I want to I want to make like a
five-hour YouTube video like I'm locked PCC to this he literally feels how would
I describe from going from console to PC it's like the first time it's the first
First time you ever jerk off with lotion, I swear!
This feels so good, bro.
Isn't it new?
I can't believe you dappin', bro.
It's all you know in that head, though.
In that head.
On the map.
Ha-ha!
I'm trying to get out of here.
I'm trying to get out of here.
Is this guy a bot?
Chad I might I might just start pop with this cigar now, but let me finish the game. Okay
Ban Grimm and then put a shoddy on Mazi unless he bans Mazi
Good boy. Alright Chad, I'm feeling amazing. We seven three to Muda
All right, little smoke action, little smoke action.
Right, hurt him close to the skin.
Here's the area, keep the bombs protected.
Just throw, not know that I hear everything!
If you're masturbating, I'm gonna hear it.
If you're standing close, I'm not gonna hear that.
Down to 10 seconds.
This is through all the controller players out there, man.
And then we're gonna do confidence in episode 1.
Let's do it!
Same thing, same frame, no excuse to man, just straight up kit, oh jeez
Oh
Hey, that's not the time I could just knock them off
of
Hahahaha!
It's like a little baby puppy.
It's like a little puppy that's just lost from home.
Muda!
I know you're deafened because I'm in that head.
Deafening's not going to save you!
You will never beat me!
As long as we're on the same frames!
This is my game!
If he plays mute, I'm just going to go gridlock lanes.
Chad, it's too darn free.
It's just too darn free.
Too darn free.
Two down three.
I need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
I told him this would happen, Jack.
Brother, it's a whole different ballgame than what goes on PC.
Ten seconds before.
I wonder what barbed wire means. Probably smoke.
Insertion in 5 seconds.
I think I'm vigil. It's not on view.
So maybe smoke.
A bomb must be located and diffused.
I'm just gonna make it to barbed wire.
I have one bullet, bro. I have one bullet, bro.
I have one bullet, bro.
my drone works so elegant
ah
five
five
five
five
five
I mean, I'm on PC, you're just never gonna do that.
Muto, you're never gonna do that.
Control their fam.
See, no, because motherfuckers forgot.
Oh, Patton, Jinxie, oh, we meant- no, I was just on console, bro.
When I beat Bodo, I wasn't on fucking console.
I was on PC, roller.
This guy will never beat me again for as long as I live!
Murra, three more rounds, bro.
It's almost time.
Murra, three more rounds, bro.
I tried to warn you this is exactly what the fuck's gonna happen.
I tried to warn you this is exactly what the fuck's gonna happen, bro.
I tried to warn you, Miko, Miko!
more rounds would three more rounds secure the bombs I tried to I tried to tell you dog
God, I love this game! God, I love this game! God, I love it!
But uh, you might want to hop that ass back on down.
say seven to you know I just had to remind people like what the fuck I do in
this game Russia I don't fuck you bro yeah I don't know this is what this is
what my actual skill is no no okay okay okay bro okay bro okay okay yeah I'm
not on half your frames anymore bro you're locked in your lock band over and
take this off your little ass!
Yo, Muna! Muna! Muna! Hop that ass back on Valorant! I run this game! Hop that ass back on Val!
Pretty white toe, wasn't my purpose.
Ten seconds to go.
Five seconds to go.
Your mission is to locate and defuse the bomb.
Wait, I have the wrong set up on Grim.
Bro, he's finally gonna win a round.
I had this for backward with 1.5, but he's in it.
He's a focused ass, and I have the suppressor.
I'm on PC.
Like, you gotta remember like, in 1s I'm top 5 on PC.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
I'm in PC.
I'm in PC.
I'm in PC.
I'm in PC.
I'm in PC.
I'm in PC.
I'm in PC.
I'm in PC.
In Ones, I'm top 5 on the roller, man.
In Ones, I'm top 5.
Yo, Muda, just leave the game, bro.
This shit is getting bad.
This shit, you know what?
Just light this bitch now.
Let's light this bitch right now.
Let's light this bitch right now.
Yo, fat, react to this one.
React to this one, fat.
Daddy's on PC now.
And I'm going right to champion, MOTHERFUCKERS!
That mood of the pack is hitting expeditiously.
That mood of the pack is hitting expeditiously.
Yeah, you know what?
I might never play a video game on console again after this.
I'm not even kidding.
I might never play a video game on console ever again after this.
I had Muga thinking he was better than me.
I had a mood up thinking he was better than me I put 30,000 hours into this game
I had people thinking I had a mood up much better than me
What?
What's his health?
What's his health?
One HP!
He's a one!
He's a one!
Help!
Nah.
Okay, so we 7-3'ed him on border and it's 6-2 on order.
Bro, he's one.
Oh my god.
That would have been a 7-1 screenshot.
Chatham would have been a 7-1 screenshot.
It would have been a disgusting screen.
It's all good, bro.
It's not even humanly possible to lose this.
My aim is so perfect right now.
Chara, y'all are like proud of me, bro.
Just be honest.
Chara, y'all proud of me.
Chara, y'all proud of me.
champion so proud of me get off your phone bro I'm locked
I'm just pulling up chat
seven two then seven three I mean maybe I could do like
I just know he's gonna get like overextended oh he's using BV which means
He's probably using the stand.
Five seconds.
Which means I should just go nades.
I just had to remind y'all, bro, like, I'm just a go, bro.
I had to remind Muda, mainly.
Like, you're only beating me because I'm on console, buddy.
I wasn't making this shit up.
I might never play console, forget about it, and get it.
I might actually play every game on BZ1.
I just went through a humiliation ritual against Muda
for a week for no reason.
This is the 2023 gamer to you.
This is the gamer to you to tell me.
I thought I'm mad.
Whoa I'm lagging.
Please brother, let me win.
Oh
He's actually so class oh my god
Yeah, it's okay. I'm not gonna sell us next to one lead. Bro, it would have been a 7-1
if I just didn't put him on one HP. No head? No, I think I barely missed his head. I think
Like his neck
But he has plot armor right now, but it'll end soon he definitely has plot armor right now
You must protect your bombs from being defused by outpour
the
game
I got to remind motherfuckers who runs this game!
Double nothing double nothing double nothing double nothing double nothing 400 subs 400 subs don't know nothing 400 subs don't know nothing
Double nothing 400 subs double nothing wait mood up what I'm just smoking your back look what smoke it
14 to 6 on our
Yo, I got shit to do bro
Hey, Mooda, let me say something to you, bro.
Mooda, can you hear me?
Mooda, let me say something to you, bro.
Can I talk to you real quick?
Mooda, can you hear me?
Yeah, bro, go.
You're still too weak, Sasuke.
You just don't have enough hate.
And you want to know one thing?
You never will.
14-6 pay up bro welcome to my game hop that ass back on battle rent you're never beating
me on pc you can have a thousand hours two thousand hours three thousand hours you will
never beat me on pc pay the fuck up bro gg's 14-6 levels levels levels levels levels
Comparative champion episode one. Let's do this shit!
Comparative champion episode one PC edition!
Wait, hi guys, we need a delay. I'm not getting streamed, Smite!
Hi, we need a delay. We need a delay.
Hi, I say gov, Mooda's camp.
Jack, screens gonna go blue. I'm adding a delay.
14-6 against Mooda.
Hop that ass back on Valorant Twin.
Controller player.
Let's fucking go!
Thank you.
you
you
And now, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, and ladies and gentlemen of the
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a certified Jinxie Hood classic today.
Ladies and gentlemen, the long-leawaited, heavily anticipated, Jinxie Copper the Champion PC edition.
I, Nicholas Stewart, I don't know why I said my whole name.
I, Nicholas Stewart, hailing from Tarpen Springs,
Florida, born and raised, will be trying to solo queue
from Copper Five all the way to champion on PC,
using only a controller with my thumbs.
We just won V1 Muda and 14-6 him.
Chat, I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm about to grind.
I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm about to cry.
Let me put it up, chat it on my phone.
Ah, chat, this could be a really long episode.
Highly awaited, highly anticipated.
Copper to champion PC, and we found our first match.
We found our first match.
We are literally in the depths of PC.
Captain Muda, gift he did, W Muda.
Copper to champion, episode one.
Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado,
let's get it, let's go.
Lock in.
It's only 6.30, player, player, player.
What?
What?
We what?
I'm copper five on PC, why am I in a plat?
What the fiddle sticks?
Oh, maybe because I'm champ on console.
Chattanooga's a champ on console.
All right, champ, well, first game.
Let's see how good the PC blacks are.
Yeah, let's see how good the PC blacks are.
I'm genuinely curious.
I'm genuinely curious.
Let's see how good peak rank.
I don't know, bro, no, no, no, no.
My peak rank on PC is like,
I never really played PC.
I don't even know if I have a peak rank on PC.
I don't know if I've ever even played PC ranked
for more than like two games.
Now, bro, this is gonna be fun.
I'm starting off on PC with a fresh KD, fresh Wendeloss, fresh rank, fresh everything.
I'm really excited for this.
Coppa the Champion episode one PC edition, man.
Longly awaited, long anticipated.
Let's see if I have the skills to solo queue from Coppa 5 all the way to Champion using
only a controller.
I don't know, but let's get to the bottom of this.
I haven't delayed so much at all.
Yeah, no, this is bro a lot of people say I can't solo queue to champ on PC
Let's see how hard it actually is. I'm down to grind this this season like tonight. I would have I want to play this for like four hours
I want to grind
Literally, I want to grind bro. Like let's hit a meter bomb
Your XP bar is low on PC that a psych you know reference
I know a broken strat I'm telling you guys this is gonna be long like this is gonna be
guys I'm gonna be I'm gonna be grinding I want to see what PC's like man our first game
is literally a flat slash gold slash silver lobby.
I have a fender.
Whoa, that guy's mic is loud.
Wow, that guy's mic is loud.
Five seconds.
I'm just gonna trim 90 and then I'll...
I'm gonna bomb. Mr. Weedoo, location at the future.
Copy the champion episode of one PC edition.
First time ever attempting this.
Let's finish it.
Reload!
Good chat, how do I talk to my team?
Talk in game chat?
I don't really want to do that unless it's necessary.
Don't ever repeat that.
I thought PC lobbies were sweaty bro.
Swapping tags.
How is that missing, what?
of
the
death of
death of
I'm not gonna lie, PC feels AMAZING!
Like bro bro bro, I'm not even kidding.
I might never play console again.
I might never play console again.
Brother, brother, I 7-3 to Muda twice.
Buzz alright.
The overshooting is crazy.
It's not overshooting bro, it's just all softwalls.
I'm trying to just wall bang him.
Bro, I didn't know the Grim wouldn't fit
through that tight little hole.
Pause.
Jamesy, they target banned you, bro.
Bro, how does he know it's Jamesy?
I'm on a slurf.
I'm not even on a slurf.
I'm on my main account, but I have a fake gamer tag.
How does he know it's me?
How?
How?
How?
Hey, Chad, what do you do to talk?
What do you do to talk?
How do you talk?
How do you talk?
What is it to talk?
What button, what button?
Yo, yo, yo, what's up?
V doesn't work.
Yo, yo, yo, you doesn't work.
Okay, what button to talk?
Yo, guys, how's it going?
Bro, you's not working.
Yo, yo, yo.
You's not working.
What do you mean your voice?
Are you dumb?
Yo, guys, what's up?
V doesn't work either.
I want to be able to talk to him.
There we go.
Yo what's up man, how's it going?
There you go.
Yo bro, how did you-
Yo.
Wait, can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Yep, we got you bro.
Yo bro, how did you know it was me bro?
How did you know it was me?
I'm like a fake game attack.
IQ sniped you.
All right.
That's second to insertion.
Insertion in five seconds.
You divide control.
Where do I go?
I'm gonna go grab an accident.
Located at bottom.
Make your way to its location and abuse it.
So what do you mean based?
Is this PC?
Yes.
This is like a PC platforming.
Reloading!
I'm copper-fied because I haven't played yet.
We in the trenches!
one down mom hold him mom
one dropped the hatch he can make em up the edge
You must pronounce that.
Up four last operators down.
Nice guys!
Nice guys!
Yo boys.
Yo boys, that's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about!
Uh, am I muted?
Nope!
Alright!
What is this?
What is this, bro?
It's fine, bro. First game of PC is a success right now. 3K to D, bro. 3K to D.
Chat, do you guys think I could actually get to co-
Or not co-
Jesus, do you guys think I could actually get to champion?
Be out of this, dude, chat.
Chat, all solo queue. Do y'all think I could do it?
What do you mean, air ball?
Shut up!
Chat, all solo queue. Do y'all think I could do it?
Do y'all think I could do it?
Dead or dead.
Welcome to hell.
Right, I feel like PC is only how people are wall-hacked.
Genesee, you should turn on text chat in your settings.
What? Why? Why? Why? What does that do?
So you can see everyone talking.
How did it turn on? How did it turn on?
Alright, let me see. Hold on.
I'm off to such a good start.
I'm off to such a good start, bro.
I'm off to such a good start.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I can't find control.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Hello?
My controller.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello
What
What's happening back there
We're chat saying don't do it my son
10 seconds
HAT!
Band? No no no no no no no no
3-0 3-0
I'm just saying soloing the champion off-roader is kind of a scorer
Slayer with the 5 gifted on PC
Slayer the good bad gifted, love you
Why can't I get the faith?
Is this guy a madman?
This guy's a madman.
Solace is holding so much and stands
My dog barking caught up CD. Are you okay? Oh, she's locked outside
Why would you fall for it?
Are you actually stupid?
You fool swamps!
Alright!
Good kill.
Wait, I got it.
No, no, no, it's not El Alder!
Zeddy!
What the hell, all right.
Jack, she's inside.
She's inside.
Jack, what do you mean, L owner?
She was locked out.
I got her in.
I got her in.
I got her in.
She's good.
All right, let's play a little bit of Vichy in there.
Jack, what options should I play?
Vigil?
There's some fun stuff you can do with pulse on this side,
though.
There's some fun stuff you can do with pulse on this side.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even going to hold you show us dog. It's Jazzy. She's a government you got to see her
I don't know bro game one's off to really get start four kills one deck top of the leaderboard
and we got defense
Sadie stream takeover I thought I'm a Sadie, but it's jazzy. I thought I'm a Sadie, but it's jazzy
show dog chat she's inside now y'all she's in like that she's in like that
living room secure the area keep the bombs protected you have a government
juice yeah right bad job people like yours yours is yours
I bought about about the advice found a bomb reloading
John tell me bro I legitimately think I could solo queue to like silver day one
It's about to watch you though, I guess we're getting some.
Ten seconds flashed.
Down to five seconds.
Down to five seconds!
We're getting the bomb, get ready to engage.
I'm not sure if I can get it.
I'm not sure if I can get it.
What?
How is he killing me?
What how is he killing me?
What?
Say what I wrote say what I
Come on see where you coming from
Yo, I'm gonna we're gonna go down that
I'm not sure.
He's down.
He's so OP.
Shotty.
Shotty's in C4.
Shot.
Little fun fact about seeds, bro.
It's actually easier if you use a shotgun on a control unit as well.
Shotguns are the only thing in seeds that are easier to use on a lower-grade PC.
If this guy wins this, I will get a tattoo on my left butt cheek.
I will get a tattoo on my...
If you win this, if you win this, I'll get a...
If you win this, I'll get an ASTAT of your name.
Yeah, now they know he's coming
Yo guys trust me go down we'll bring back for me and see for like friends or to the sequel
Easy win that guy has a champ charm house
Chat one
ban IQ ban IQ because IQ count is not pretty full you're so hot hey thank you
bro how do you bro how do you man you're hot too bro I'm 18 okay I mean I take
that back okay you sound like you were 25 yeah yeah I know guys go down I'm gonna
to see for them with faults.
I saw you score three goals in the cherry match.
Hey, hey, thank you, bro. Hey, no, no, thank you, bro.
I didn't think I was going to get love and positivity tonight.
That's all we do around here.
Are you guys impressed with my skills on controller?
Like I'm top frag and PC on controller?
What do you guys I mean I would expect that you've played this game in real life
The jenny files, yeah, you're playing pretty good. It's all better than me
Guys there is no jenny files
Hey, bro, thank you for me a thank you, bro. Thank you, man
I love this game I'm gonna hit silver tonight
I
5 seconds on the clock sorry
Guys in next season we get ranked 3.0 with the new map
6-7!
I'm still gonna hit champ on console too, I gotta hit champ on console then be safe.
I'm not going to be activated.
Because I already sold my key to champ on console that season.
I'm here
You in the toilet in shower in shower in shower must snuck up a ladder
Well, I must decide by a literally a inch. I'm a set by an inch
Nice nice capitol with shower capitol with shower
Yo bring this build outside trench outside tech store
one's on the ladder right here on the ladder
it's captain's office right here captain's office right here
captain's walking up walking up walking up
He's sitting right here, you can swing him if you want, he's walking at you, walking at you.
Nice!
Located a bomb
Friendly operator remaining
If he wins this I'm gay
If he wins this, I'm gay!
If he wins this, I'm gay!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'm gay! I'm gay! Good stuff, bro!
Yes, sir!
Yo, A, actually well played, legitimately well played.
Preach, preach.
I don't know why Grimm laid down, but this is why I always say guys, laying down like
that is never good because you're just producing the maximum amount of noise possible man.
Why would you produce more noise bro?
Alright alright alright alright, Rockville on top of the world right now.
Chat, I beat Muda, 14 to 6.
And now I'm top of the leaderboard of the brand.
is my microphone working yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes okay thank you my friend
i don't want to play who just skipped it who just skipped it who just skipped it
bro i don't want to play y'all i don't want to play y'all
W, ONA, that's not ONA, that's not ONA.
You check, you know me and ONA have that geogasso tournament in two days, right?
We're gonna win, we're gonna win, we're gonna win, we're gonna win, we're gonna win, we're
gonna win.
Yo guys, what, uh, what did y'all do to the map, bro, what did y'all do to the map?
The bomb.
Word.
Word.
What are y'all, nice, nice, what are y'all doing?
Hey my friend, I jerked off to my bed.
Oh my god!
Yo, uh, what do y'all...
Yo, what do y'all do for work? What do y'all do for work?
You're mine, Kudo.
What do y'all do for work? Yo, have us. Why does my voice track cut in now?
He cuts it out.
Cannon with the 10 gifted! Cannon back me over a table!
5 seconds in county.
Thank you.
Top 4 has located the bomb.
Ready for hostile action.
Yo, what did y'all do for work?
What did y'all do for work?
I keep cutting up.
I'm making-
Robin, Mike keeps cutting out.
What do y'all do for work?
I'm a maintenance technician at a distribution center.
What do you guys distribute?
What do you guys distribute?
Uh, we're-
Hey, guys!
Can we not get- Academy Sports.
It's like kind of like Dicks or Dunnums.
good store wait guys by the way I'm gonna get a c4 I do for it we got any
Any cons really coming from?
Uh, there's at least one sky bridge.
Daddy, daddy, daddy! Daddy, daddy, I'm too tight for that!
Daddy, I'm way too tight for that!
Sorry, dad, I'm sorry!
Yo, guys, they're pushing right here, pushing right here.
Oh, no.
my friends let's just wait for them to push yes guy bridge
what
one friendly remaining
nine
bro how
yo guys good time
ah
fuck
i'm sorry my friends
marcus with the five
i love you
marcus bend me over a table and cream pie in my title
Look, bro, guys, the reason why we lost, bro, was because we probably over peaked.
I felt like the wall wasn't even open, and it was still, we all still died.
You know what I'm saying?
I think we just changed the site.
Yeah, no, 100%.
Bro, supply is good.
Supplies don't peak, because we can just go meet Valkyrie, Pulse, Shotgun, and then...
Just go second, my friend.
Guys, by the way, they climbed the ladder last time, and we need to watch out for that.
We need, maybe we get an Ella down there or something?
Just something.
Yeah, I can go through that too.
Greg the chicken with the five gifted. Greg, give me your chicken.
As long as you're 18 plus and consensual. Let's go chat!
Brother, brother, we're gonna win this game. Trust me, I'm gonna be champion today.
Well, that might take like 75 hours, but you get the point.
What do you mean, son again?
It's kind of like the dream five stack.
Reaper M2 on pulse. Wait, pulse has a...
What's this, a secondary?
Secure the area, keep the bomb...
Let's go, Jim Team!
Loan for the 5-gifted! Loan! Give me that punker!
W long in the chat!
I
Shall we see if I know the red second guard here
Down to five seconds where the glasses I'm all in a red one
Nice these guys are feet no, no these guys are feet yo, don't when are you going spring head again my friend
Yo funny guy Kato was a 5 get the W Kato in the chat
I'm down, they just keep holding those holes, you're gonna get a kill, trust me.
Yeah, Twitch is outside Scuba.
How do you wanna peek if you don't have HP?
That's Twitch, that's a peaser too.
I think they got close.
I have a drone! Oh, I have a brava drone!
Yo, bro! Chase is outside Scuba.
I got a erosophagus!
What, my friend?
Brother, your mic is like inside your esophagus, it's loud!
Huh?
My mind's not so bad too
That's pretty good. It's not me. Help help help. It's not me. Help help help
I don't know if you better get the case
It's not me. I love you now. I saw me. I love you
What what?
That's kind of game my friend
He's right there.
Yeah, it might be coming around to you Gary.
Yeah, damn.
What?
I have a feeling that I am dead to everybody at the match
You look kinda sexy
I'm out you got that support last up to G's
Cardiac
Erection deployed
Yo, yo, I actually love this team. I'm not even good. I love y'all bro for my first
Five-stack after this
I'm doing copper to champion which is only so I don't care that breaks all the rules
are you from Quebec go five player are you from Quebec yes my friend I am from Quebec
Brett Martin with the 25 gifted the rat rat Ben you like do you like Quebecers yes yes
yes yes yes Brett Ben you over there you go it makes Quebecers I don't know how to call
it in English, my friend. I am
No, no, no, no, no, no, you're
not. What is it? What is it?
What do you think? It's just
he's, you know, he's Canadian.
He's French Canadian, French Canadian.
Thank you, my friend.
Chat rainbow stitch is easy.
Guys, I'm not even kidding.
I'm going to get champion.
I'm going to solo queue to champion.
Yo, Brat, thank you for the 20-Baggett, that Brat legitimately makes sweet time to go home all night long.
W, Brat and the ch-
Ah! Ah!
Okay.
Guys, they went downstairs. Here's what we need.
We need RAM.
We need just some type of VRT, and then we need to use-
A BANGRAM!
Alright, VRT, like, buck to buck.
I'm gonna go IQ, I'm gonna go IQ, because they're gonna bring, like, Valkyrie and-and cheese.
I
Gnesee can you give give me prime prime twitch what does that mean? Oh twitch prime?
I am my yes. I am too broke for this
Bro, that's Amazon prime
My friend I am I'm gonna get you a stop there. He's a millionaire. He's so much friend
I can't
What is your name? I give you sub right now. Oh, I will I will not my name in the chat
I don't even know my name
If we win the game, you're gonna get the whole stack, right?
Yes, bro. Yes, yes
I'm trying this Mr. Big Caster
I
Wanted for you since you your shit at the English
Vigil is on halloween but rich
Let's get out well now visual
Solace
good shit it was in lounge but now he's gonna
right I'm shit my friend oh you're so good
I know I know
what I got a notification oh cuz PC
ready
interrogation
oh she killed me
cab, cab went down scuba though
no she's back up, she's still up scuba side
she ran to the right jinxy
i'm watching cams
The camps are shit.
One scuba.
I pinged it man!
Guys guys we have to lock in.
Time to lock in.
I'm turning violent.
Okay guys we have defense.
I have a god tier strap.
Okay, we're going to run Cade and Tube and then we're going to set up a bunch of utility skyvards.
They're not going to be able to do anything because you're not going to be able to get, they're not going to be able to get the wall and they're not going to push sky. Let's go.
Who shot that?
Somebody play Cade, somebody play Tube. Okay, now we just need like literally barbed wire and Malusi. Somebody go Malusi.
And then I'm going to go, all right, then I'm just going to go barbed wire on the stairs. We win.
So now if you want more you chill on skybridge you can go like fan or something cave to y'all hold the wall off
We defend everything else. Let's go. We're gonna win this game. I love you
Hey, that's gay
Bro, please
You like you like him
But we're gonna win them. We're all gonna get sucked. Let's go. Yes, bro. Yes. Yes
Why does that sound sarcastic?
Can't beat Muda but losing in Copper.
Yeah bro, this is the Copper lobby man.
You're the most intelligent guy I've ever seen in my life.
I'm taking a serious surprise for a gold 5 like me to be that good.
I
Know bro, I'm not surprised
This guy in the chat just had copper lobby
Yeah, bro, this is a copper lobby for sure dog. Are there any brain cells firing in your puny head?
I think I can be chewing a 1v1 JGC.
Bah!
What do you mean, Warping Springs?
Oh, JGC, you gotta get better rock, I think, bro.
Chill. Alright, now we gotta chill.
bro I'm gonna get diving the season trust
guys that think we're fucked
the
the
the
the
the
the
Is Ash still below?
Uh, last scene.
Yeah, yeah, she's still here under me.
Ash.
One's pushing, uh, Skybergenna?
I guarantee you I kill Ash.
I'm getting calls from, uh, John Boyk?
Yo, bro, this guy needs to shut it up for real.
I have the top red, I have top red, don't worry about top red, just worry about Skybridge,
No, no, no, don't worry about it. Don't worry about red. Don't worry about red. There's a malusiana thorn. Just watch skyward. Trust me. Just watch skyward.
Ten and six. Okay, okay. On red, but don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Okay, he shot the malusi. He's still not even up red. He's not even up.
Like a green.
He's not going red.
I'm watching red.
He's going green. Don't watch red. Don't watch red. Don't watch red. He's going green.
Oh my friend my friend shut up
Yes
Yes I get my prime
Hopefully we all get gifted
Yo guys type your twitch user names into the chat
High fives good to get you
Type it into the chat
In the chat
But uh, okay
Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah, we love you, Genki.
Can I, can I have one V1 high advice? Yo, bro, shut up!
And if I win, she goes down. High advice, would you do that?
All right, Gary the snail, TV, the big castor.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, you wouldn't. Gift these guys, bro.
What a start, man. And if I win, if I lose, I get $10.
Hey, guys, I'm probably never gonna see y'all again, bro.
So make sure in life you chase your dream.
Love you, Jake.
Love you.
Love you, guys.
Love you, guys.
Love y'all, bro.
I'm probably never going to see them again, bro.
First game of competitive champion is a success.
10 kills, six deaths, and a win.
That's all right.
All right, I'm going to go tinkle while we cue for game two.
What a start, man.
Let's go.
Hello?
Hi Jack!
Let's go to get it, since it's a void.
Yeah, this is not good.
Uh, first time ever playing this game.
Oh, this is not it.
Oh, no.
That's my first time ever on Earth.
Hello, yo, you must be my friend and I'll be team team. What is good y'all?
Yo, Jinxie, is that you? No, no fake fake. This is not me
Jinxie bro, I'm your biggest fan bro. All right. No, you're not bro. No, you're not you're by
I got guys it's a voice changer
what what bro what bro wait wait is that actually you jinxie no voice changer no voice
change her bro jinksie bro don't trouble me I find what they're really and what
their name they want no you're too white okay okay no my name is my name is
David here the area I know that no huh nobody else does it I think see holy
ball knowledge bro but I'm in copper how am I playing with emeralds already
uh because the game knows that you're uh
yeah but i'm not on console though
no bro i need a winston
um no
i can see insertion
three games
five seconds left
jump watch this
i'll forward it
yeah jinksy i'm shooting something you
i just checked you're in my team buddy
can we please play the game guys
i've never played this game before somebody teach me
of
the
death
of
death
kill me
Where's bomb?
Are you hit?
One up.
He's there!
I
Run this game
Walks it down
PC is easy bro. I mean good job. I thought PC was hired
Dude, I can't wait to hit emerald one
Wait, Jinxie, if I MVP this game, can we 1v1, bro?
No, no, bro, no, no!
Dude, I'm solo queueing the champion, bro, I don't got-
I tell all my friends I'm better than you at this game, bro, I just want to prove it, bro, please
Vavara!
Yo, bro, listen, bro, I'm solo queueing the champion, I don't have time to 1v1, dude
Easy, Jinxie, what character do I use?
For your champion, you would MVP this game
Yeah, I'm literally doing that right now
now yo yo yo yo yo if you don't MVP this game we got a 1v1 bro yo bro I'm not
1v1ing you bro I'm not one I need to solo the champ
JC I'm not gonna lie you can't say that PCC it could be off stream it doesn't
matter bro I just need I just needed like hey JC sports better than you on
controller no he's not plus kills and I MVP I got a 1v1 you bro come on
Yo, this guy this guy
Hey, hey red mural bro appreciate that man better than you at this game, bro
Yo, bro, I'm not one be wanting you. I'm solo killing the champ, bro. I'm not one
Can we just win please
Yo, yo, happy birthday happy birthday. Good. No, B, bro. Oh, you have to say good. I'll be happy for that
I'm gonna put you in the face man what's his name
No, it's it's been the alien not a good nobby
What is your friends being Jesus Christ what is
before it's located above.
Aye, bro.
Flopping next.
Dead.
Good nut.
They see, they're coming in through second floor stairs.
They're gonna kill you. They're gonna kill you.
Oh my gosh, how do you know I was there?
Thanks, Poppy. I'm gonna go kill him.
Yo, is it National Loud Microphone Day?
I feel like everyone's talking through a speakerphone.
Holy crap, can you just hit like 19 voomites and it's leg explode?
if you win this I'll shake ass
now please win this I need a soap shake
In down five minutes. I'm trying to watch a flash
Let's try
Bro Jinxie their streets that BS motherfucker. No, they're not bro. We have a delay anyways, that's coke, bro
You know what it is, bro? We just got to chill man. We're overpeaking
You can you say oh my friend. Yes, bro. What is that? That's my bad Genki. I'm a
How what is his name?
Ha for ha for your hapa. What is up, man?
All right guys let's win this game bro we gotta clean this up man we gotta clean this
up.
Yo Jaycee can you say hi to my friends his name is Danalian.
Can we please like respectfully lock in?
Yo yeah guys guys let's go.
Yeah I'mma lock in.
We're not do it like guys. We gotta lock in y'all. We're losing we're losing like two people have oh and two
I want this much as everybody else
I don't care. I'm going to I'm going to this
Thanks. Yeah, I love you, bro guys love and positive
We're still gonna win bro guys love and positivity, bro
Yes, bro. I have all the love in positive. Yo, yeah, why are they fighting?
Yeah, why are they fighting this kid is
Jinksy this is my brother she had some
Hey, what's up brother what's up
What is happening
Yo, no bro I need to mom 2026 I'm going
long here
Yo like Jinksy like that shirty match
like how did you score that goal you're
like actually the same
it's just a aura bro
it's just a aura
is that one?
no, i don't even think
you got it 10 seconds
no it's not
respectfully
in second, definitely save a goal
alright
you must protect your bombs
come on clear
I don't know any of y'all man, I just met y'all.
He's like, I'm literally his father.
Yo, this guy's still competing, bro.
Off for locating a bomb.
Protect it.
I have a snake team in the house.
Yo, can someone help me?
Ah!
What the fuck?
I'm doing shit.
I just blanked him.
Alright, let's see if he's sorry.
I'm not sure if I can get through here.
I was making this easy for them.
Don't drink, see that's an outlawed.
You got hit with the ad you got hit with the ad
You're the best
if you hear him
he's close off
arm out the way close off the doorway
let him play please
out window out on the window
let him play bro
on his drone, on his drone, he could see you
60 seconds left
10 seconds to go
40 seconds to go
that's easy again
NOOOOO
REBEL REBEL
Bro, but you guys see how I didn't take the gun 5 man?
I, you know what I'm saying?
I just made them buy a gun.
Yo Jinxie, I'm taking your smurfing.
You're smurfing.
I'm not smurfing, this is my main account!
You're smurfing!
Brother, this is my main account!
This is my main account!
You're smurfing!
You're smurfing!
Alright!
You're like smurfing, you should won't be won making this a smurfing.
You're wrong, I'm not won't be winning you!
Oh my god, bro.
I'm not what we wanted you Jesus two games in a row. I'm so going to champ
Thanks, you do you want brava?
Because I do I do remember you saying
Yeah, bro, brava is op in total queue, but I'm gonna play ramp because I'm gonna just cut noise. You'll be annoying
I'll be annoying
Yo, ying is the best attacker. I know he's on. Yo, jayce. You give me the best advice you got
in siege bro
I guess no in Siege quit now, bro. It's a game of depression and
Bro the more you play siege the more you're gonna hate yourself, bro
Just quit now and go for a walk and look at the birds
Yo Jinx you made my day, bro. I love you, man. Oh, thank you, man. I appreciate you, bro
Nice to be a lot of work in Jinx. You're kind of weird
I'll get two kills at night, and no kills on this boost gun.
Wait, Jinxy, how many times did you lose this void?
Uh, uh, I don't know, bro. I don't know. I don't care.
Okay, wait, Jinxy, be honest. How many hours does Muda actually have?
Uh, probably like 600, bro. Probably like 600.
Yo, it's stable or no, it's better than you. I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, hell no.
Yo Jinxie say hi to my mom!
Hey, what's up mom?
Get her digit Jinxie!
I'm not getting her digit bro
Yo hello mom
You found a bomb
Thank you
Jinxie, I picked up someone
There's someone on top
Where you do that spawn through the double wall
Hold on
Yup, yup, yup
He's died, he died, I knew it
That's what I see with someone ass shooting defaults.
Oh my god, wardens over here on five pink.
He's coming over from south.
Why do you need yo, I'm carrying you grab the mirror your own three. What do you mean? That's great
What do you mean? You're all in three bro shut up and enjoy the win my god
They see your cut you're about the game Jaycee you steal my kills. Hey, bro. You're all in three
I can leave right now and we'll lose apologize
What's up with the ego
No, JC, bro. I don't know. I don't know. I have friends in your million sir
I have a Brahms for saying
Saying oh and three bro. I have a Brahms for saying about it the game. You're
You guys want a fast player or not
Too young to fast play yo, why are y'all being mean to the kid?
Well, he's a kid. Why are y'all being guys?
Yeah, why are y'all
He's a kid, bro, why are y'all being mean to him, bro?
You should know what he's getting himself into playing since.
What? What? What?
It's like modern day, my god three.
Real Madrid better than Barca.
Barra!
Yo shut the heck up dude.
Both are out of the channel.
Yo, thank you, you know what's point? He's kind of your daddy.
Yo, hey, Red Mural. Yo, yo, hey Red Mural.
how your own three
was right now i don't know i got
all i don't know it's who's the only three guys
oh wait there's only one guy
that's all i know you think about it
he's got about his name is donkey day four or five
wait his gamer tag is donkey
well you're not even on your drone correctly
i'm carrying and getting her out like
What is this? I'm carrying getting harassed.
Five seconds.
Won't give you up on that, you know?
You've located a bomb. Make your way to it.
I'm gonna get him.
Yo, Janky, I'm gonna kill you.
Please don't.
If you do kill me, Janky, if you do, it'll be your only kill of the game.
And I'll be the best guy out of the game.
I cut Janky out, bro.
I got your guys at door.
We're loaded!
Got shit yanked.
Helping guys, bro. Yo, just got someone down.
Look, I can tell he wants to kill me.
He's getting excited.
Warden dead.
of
the
of
the
I
Thank you, thank you
I don't know if you're like an infant. I know it was my teammate. I went 9 and 1 then got
team killed by the O and 4 guys, of course.
I don't know what he's doing, he's on the staircase.
Yeah he's on the stairs, on the top of the stairs, on the top of the stairs.
Nice.
He's gone!
Hey can everybody uh, can you guys report uh, the Grounds guy please, thanks.
You do your things, you're such an inspiration.
Yo Jinx you both, thank you man.
Yo, what is that guy's gamer tag?
What is that guy's gamer tag?
DonkeyDid, uh 45 bro.
You guys count bro, GG.
I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind.
Chat, I mean, back to back dubs.
Bro, why is my Katie not showing up? Hello?
Why is my Katie not showing up, dude?
Yo stinky gamer with the five gifted w stinky gamer in the chat bro ten and six game one
nine and one game two ten and six game one nine and one game two five dollars why would
zero show up? Boggles, what, Boggles, what are you saying? Yo, yo, Boggles, what are you saying?
Boggles, I have no fucking clue. What are you saying? Boggles, what?
All right, I'm not even gonna talk this game.
Never play console again? Yeah, no, PC's fun, bro. Oh my god, give me organ, give me organ, give me organ.
Organ, organ, organ.
Wait, Banny Coast is probably better.
I know he's sold.
Nine.
I'll take Shelly though.
I'm not mad at Shelly.
Capro, competent champion's off to a good start!
How did the date go yesterday, bro?
We're good, bro.
We're good, bro.
Thank you for asking, man.
Thank you for asking.
Chat, I don't got a date today, though.
I'm grinding chat.
When is the next roller tournament unseed?
Well, the next tournament in Siege is Saturday.
We have 40 streamers, eight champions, 32 people to our kind of asset of
game.
I'm not even gonna speak.
Did Muda get on rent?
No, Muda's still there.
Your hairline is really cooked, my boy.
No disrespect.
Subraib, appreciate you, bro.
I don't know, appreciate you, guys.
Thank you, man.
Yeah, Saturday's gonna be set up.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Chatty, all me to play or just watch?
Play, right?
You guys have been a draft of the team?
Bro, B, let's do it.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Chatty, all me to play or just watch?
Play, right?
You guys have been a draft of the team?
the champs will be like me, Mingo, we get I guess Ad Mooda cause he's like Diamond, I'll
give him a first pick though. I'll give him a first pick. Stompin', yeah Stompin' is playing,
Richie, bro it's gonna be Pete. It's gonna be Pete. Yeah I'll get a team and play.
Secure the area keep the bombs protected
I'm going to shoot you.
What is that C4 going to do?
there's three out there yeah there's actually three out there
I
Hit my dude
I almost won him alive. I love it. I he's the reason why the C4 got fucked up and then he talked about C4
He's still there but drinking still there, but he's actually waiting you out. What he makes
What is my KD today like a 3.7 4.1 I mean come on bro
Let's go, bro, bro, Banting Ace is such a good ban, I swear, bro, and he just won three
wins in this game just Banting Ace, because the thing is, bro, the average seeds player
is way too lazy to play like Thermite, so they're only going to play Ace.
So if you ban Ace, they just simply wall-blop-a-wall.
It's actually the funniest, like, social experiment ever.
Who just gifted five, bend me over and cream pie inside of me?
Yo chat, that's, this would be three consecutive wins,
three consecutive top rags.
Copper to champion episode one, PC edition is looking good.
Looking good.
Yeah, I think the method has just been not talk.
Last game that was actually unbearable.
That was actually unbearable.
Like getting team killed by the O and four guy,
like that that'll actually drive me crazy because it's like hey bro I'm the
reason you're about to get illa right now why are you team kidding me you
impudent little brat yo Greg the chicken with the five gift the W
rag in the chat. That's like annoying. That's actually unbearable.
Packs with the five gifted W. Packs! What's that a thing? No, bro, this is a lighter for
For the cigar because I smoke mood is back
Vortex Benny with the five gifted W vortex in the
that's the way you jam on
what the fuck?
he's not so good
of
did that all friendlies were living in a coup d'etat for a site off yo guys
like the Korean force site rotation off like what even is that what's how what
What is happening today, Brown?
You know what, I don't care, I'm 3-0.
We're going to win this game, I'll be 3-0.
Yeah, I think we go bar, man.
Go bar with like, like hold up top.
All right.
Yeah, go bar, we need to go bar, we're just going to lose.
That was so cringe. They just blew up the wall and then everybody peeked and died.
Tuber Al is trolling. Oh, he's like grieving.
Alright.
Is this guy voice band?
Yo, Tidy, can you hear me?
Yo, Jinxiebro, can you say hi?
Yo, bro, are you the Tuber Al?
the area I keep the bombs protected oh maybe I was how did you voiceband what
you do I said I said a lot of mean things to my random teammates
please don't be mad at me
did you say smurf?
no no no never
never
no I would not
no
they were just horrible
I don't know what man you think I am Jinxy
can I call you Nick instead of Jinxy?
see no yes yes yes sure stop stop wait a minute so I seen you've been
training some soccer recently right yeah bro yeah I was doing it for a match
I'm going to try to lock in for you, alright?
two
watch out you cross watch out
I got this I got this door
two in there! two in there!
I'm trying to win him the attack.
Well now we got this on attack bro trust me.
I'm gonna go Maverick, do some Maverick plays where we got this.
Yo guys let's get that band on my asterisk please.
I don't like his cameras.
Yo yeah that's not what we're gonna do bro.
Yeah yeah I'm on Nick's side here alright.
Alright alright alright alright.
He's calling him Nick bro.
Yo bro this guy.
permission he said I could he said I could he said I could Nick bro he said
I could we're on a first-name basis is elderly Jess seven
yo guys guys let's just win the game bro
is that jigsie? if I win somebody go thermite somebody go thermite
I got you I got you I got you I'll go thermite I got you I'll go thermite ever bro that's how
you stay out of emerald that's how you like never get a good rank because you play
thermite so you're saying if you play thermite you won't rank up all right
Yes, that's right.
All right, it's a workup.
Is your brain like poisoned?
Who told you that?
I have a brain.
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, bro, who told you that if you play third might,
you won't rank up?
Jinxie, bro.
I remember watching you when I was in middle school, Jinxie.
You're the reason I play seed.
We need to locate a bomb.
Thank you, bro.
I play a total of eight operators.
I'm just the best.
You don't need that many operators, true.
I got you.
Actually, no, you're not.
Can I get an inspirational quote please, Nick?
Sir?
Can you lock in so we can put in the game?
I got you.
We're one and two.
Inspiration.
I need inspiration.
They get a caviar.
I got you.
I got you.
But inspiration.
One day for day one.
Jinx, do you remember boggles?
Oh no, I know boggles very well, bro.
I do know boggles.
I know boggles very well.
Yes, yes.
Reloading, cover me!
I'm so much better than you, bro.
I'm so much better than you, dude.
Well, Jason, do you think I'm carrying right now?
Who said that, bro?
Who said that?
That 0-3, dude.
I did not say that.
I know I didn't.
We're winning as a team, bro.
We're winning as a team, as a team.
What operator do you want me to play, Jinx?
Yeah, I need to know you're in play.
Probably Thermite.
Yeah, I need to know your employer probably
I got you
Yo tornado tornado a please bro, please god. Yes, we need thermite. We can't win if we don't blow up walls
Whoever told you that it's a good internet. I'll put them my people times rainbow six seven
Yeah, yeah, bro. Cool. Listen. We we can't we need to blow up walls. We have to start off. It's not even a question
You don't need to blow up rolls on defense, dude
guy. Yo, uh, Jinxie sir, um, yo, how was the soccer game? I never got to ask you this personally,
but how was the soccer game? Best day of my life, man. It was okay. Yeah. I saw you met Cooper
flag. Yes, bro. I did. Let me tell you something. No, I'm from this, I'm from the state, bro. I'm
from Cooper, uh, flag state. So I mean, I got this. I've seen Cooper flag and rocket league
He ranked in gold lobbies. I'm not joking.
Decent congrats on a game of cracks now either ready for a man, yo boggles get out of my LIFE!
Be advised your drone is located above.
I
Bro, they went they went down they went down we're gonna push trench
Yeah, they have a frickin pushing trench. Okay, sir
What is trench
That's okay right there you see I'm not gonna lie. What is what is ebk?
I'm going to ace this round, I'm just trying to let me shoot them.
I'm just looking clear boys!
I'll take you back here.
No, someone just kills me.
I'll take you back to the lake.
Yo, thermite, you got a raspberry on top of it.
If you do, it can look covered.
I'll patch you up, go man!
There is no wandering in the possession.
One friendly operator.
That's okay, nobody saw that.
You walk into the fire!
I need you to make it!
I'm not gonna let our team lose, bro. I'm turning to sats.
Yo guys, I'm gonna burn my setup to the floor. Yo bro, you walked into fire!
Yo, Banta Chonk, I don't like that guy.
Wait, what?
No, no, no, no, don't actually do it, don't do it.
Yo, is it?
I don't know.
Don't actually, what are we banning?
Yo, oh my.
Yo, they banned out one guy.
Yo!
Yo, is it true that GC files are real?
Yo, none of that is true, it's all AI.
It's real!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
It's true, it's all they had!
It's real! I knew it!
Yo bro, can you get off of Ash? That's how you not get an Emerald, bro.
You know what, bro? You know what, man? You know what, bro?
I'll get off Ash when you do anything for the team. Anything!
I'm dropping a 4k right here for you, alright?
I swear, I promise you right now, I'm dropping a 4k.
Uh, thanks dude, let me use slam your desk one time.
Tidy we are not tidy. Uh, yo the gold one guy. We don't need a fork in we just need a one kill from you, bro
Let's start with one kill. We don't need a fork
Would you believe it if I was if I told you I was plat one this season
Are you are terrible?
If you were plat if you were plat one and dropped to go one. Yeah, I believe it, bro
But listen, this is my first ever PC season
I don't really care because you have zero kills.
I'm not talking to you!
I'm gonna top-rag this camp. Guarantee it.
Alright, man.
Yo, we're gonna go to 9 rounds and I'm gonna MVP past Gen. C because Gen. C's not even that good, okay?
Insertion in 10 seconds.
Base top.
Five seconds.
Won't get you up, Bob.
You found a bomb. Make your way to its location and de-
He's gonna push me please bro
Hot breach!
The other ghost! Where are you from?
He's pushing me!
I
Listen the adrenaline was going through I wasn't thinking straight my head's not in the game man
Yo bro, yo bro, Emerald is not a flex.
Emerald is not a flex, bro.
Chill bro, I got to Emerald in 70 hours, bro.
Cap! Cap!
You did not get Emerald in 70 hours, Cap!
Yo, look at, yo, look at-
God, they give him the package and now you got to get the chat, bro.
He did, he did, he did, he's not lying, he did.
Can I get a, can I get another inspirational quote, Nick, please?
Too good at every game.
In a 2v1 scenario, when you have the bomb and the guy stuck behind a shield, don't wide-
You're mental talking, you're mental talking me.
Yo, bro, mental chalk or not, bro. I don't want you to be swinging somebody in-
And this is your first time on the top of the leaderboard in your career!
Take the bomb.
I've been in the top of the leaderboard every game I've played.
Remember L110? Remember that?
Turn the mic.
I've been top of the leaderboard every game I've played.
L110, you remember that?
the bomb be ready for hostile action
I guess that's a headshot when my head's not even on the screen!
How's that in the head?
Ah, please God, I'm gonna clutch this.
I gotta go, D. Ah, please clutch!
Phone ringing
Won't give you up. I love you now!
All right, I'd like to apologize for my my past actions.
Yo, can you shut up Brown?
I tried, Jinxie, but I tried.
I killed one.
Yeah, it's okay guys.
It's happy I've got the day bro.
It's just a game.
It's just a game.
It's just a game, bro.
It's just pixels.
It's just pixels.
Yeah, bro.
It's just a game, bro.
I don't care.
Jinxie, my name is Ben.
basement basement basement
drone has located a bomb
yo, we need a hard breacher, we're gonna lose, we need a hard breacher
something that breaks walls like grand, grand or something
insertion in 10 seconds
something with a hard breach, just yeah, ying's fine, just any name of the hard breach
5 seconds before insertion
cuz I'm gonna fax to the walls and then we're just gonna play them out
Let's push trench, okay?
Yo, do you still vape, Kingsie?
Yo, A-Bro, I'm gonna sock you!
Like, I'm gonna...
I'm... I've been patient, bro!
You're two and six, trolling!
If you want me to start vaping, then I'll be like you.
th
th
th
th
th
Blackbeard, I got flanked right in front of you man.
What in the...
You know Blackbeard, cast on you.
What are you trying to do?
Walk, I cast my 3d in the flank.
Down to one frag.
Cast on your left.
I'll throw a grenade at all friendlies.
So, uh, we're professional at CS, but we're not in the county area!
Blackbeard.
Yo, bro.
Yo, bro.
Blackbeard.
He walked in front of you and shot me in the back.
He did not walk in front of you, by the way.
All right.
No, go to the match replay right now.
Yo, bro, you're doing seven, dude.
Yo, hey, can you apologize for seven?
You're under GC files, all right?
Yeah this is gonna be a long series bro no no no this is gonna be a long fucking
series bro this why does this one say I'm cover five whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
this is gonna be a long series bro oh my god oh my god
get it up team it's a glitch restart your game not I know it's a glitch I don't
want to reset my game though that's like that's literally five minutes I'm gonna
play again bro two wins one loss I went ten and six nine and two and then ten
I think I have like a 2.8 KVD or something. I'm not at the beginning. I think I have a like a 2.8 KVD.
Oh, Max wants to play the turn on Saturday. We got a lot of people, man. We got a lot of people.
For the shirt, it's going to be peak. Every team's going to have like one good player type shit.
Yeah, how's the day going, bro, so you haven't won a 10?
Probably should be for like six hours, damn near, like five hours.
Bro is allergic to taking accountability.
I don't know if you were like dropped on your head as like an infant or something.
I just went 10 and five and I'm the only control player in the lobby.
my entire team went negative.
And then at the last round of the game,
Cabrera walked by my teammate and shot me in the back.
All right.
Where's the accountability, bro?
My whole team went negative.
Ban him, roll.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Jinxie, leave the string?
What do you mean, leave the stream?
What do you mean, leave the stream, bro?
Oh, and then one round my teammate revived me
then walked into fire.
I thought that would be happening like copper.
We got club, let's go.
Bro, I wish I could see my K to D,
but we are copper three, so what if we're right now?
When is the charity match?
Angel, it was like five days ago!
What are you saying?
Angel, it was like five days ago, man.
What are you saying?
Bro, chat. Play trees hate you. I might play that game soon.
Yo chat, yeah, Saturday's tournament is going to be peak.
Saturday's tournament is going to be peak. And then Sunday we're doing our first ever
league of legends stream. Stream slower, Nicholas.
All right.
Can you use the blue light glasses?
Yeah, let me see.
I think I have them right here.
Wait, where did I put them?
I wanna see what it feels like.
Or I feel like it's harder to play though
with blue light glasses.
I'll try.
I'll do one round with blue light.
One round with blue light glasses.
They help bro, I don't think they help it's like it kind of makes it like foggy
Protect the bombs
I don't need help. I don't need help. Yeah, what did you mean nerd? What do you mean nerd?
I
Door
When is the math test?
What's for dinner? I'm hungry bro. I'm not your mom. What do you mean?
not for remaining for as soon as he drops his death
of
death
of
death
of
where's the guy at what the fuck
15 seconds nice guys bro what's going on you just like running back and forth back and
forth back and forth I don't know bro copper champ PC edition is going pretty well man
I mean I've carried every game I've played dude is Jinxie the copper well jams yes jams
But it's because I've only played three games.
I'm not actually copper jams.
Come on, dude.
Can't stand duckling me.
Bro's allergic to women?
What the, yo, is anybody watching the game?
Is anyone watching the game?
What do you mean, bro's allergic to women?
I'm gonna go Masi and then they fall in masterclass
on the room.
I want like a better weapon skin, but should be a pink one around here.
Who in this chat likes wieners?
Jinxie, can I pee?
Uh, yeah bro, of course you don't have to pee your pants to watch the stream.
Can you pee what?
You're late.
Uh, hey, bro, I've been streaming for six hours.
You're late!
Carrying to the loss, congratulations.
Uh, wrong.
I have two wins and one loss.
Protect the bombs.
Hey, JXC, how did your date go last night?
I hope he enjoyed it.
You guys, I didn't go on a date with a dude.
Morg with the five gifted!
W. Morg in the chat!
More taking the bag, give it to the baby!
I shot him in the head. What is the zombie doing?
Was that not a headshot? Am I tweaking? What is the zombie doing?
Is he like army crawling?
What is the zombie doing?
Looks like my team might actually be solid this game.
Switch on main stairs, switch on main, switch on main.
Okay, the reaction time was a little broad, I was like looking away, I wasn't like looking at it,
like I was aiming at it but I wasn't looking at it. You know how to do it?
Come on team, please, come on team! Please clutch this team!
This is about to hit a cliff.
Come on, Vigil! Come on, Vigil!
Oh, nine! Nine!
Jinxy, can you tap me? Yo, bro, leave me alone!
I'm not tapping you, dude!
Just said at Jinxie what game are you good at? Yeah, bro. I'm literally good at seeds. What are you saying?
Bro just ban like ace they have no Mabana no ace. They're not opening shit
You think these guys gonna go a third right in the big two five?
Let's just go like CC
Yeah, go CC have on an acer off the board. I'm like tri-harding today. I'm actually sweating my nuts off today
copper to copper. You're a comedian, bro. You're literally a fucking comedian, dude.
Turn off the mandible blinking. I don't know what that means, bro.
What is the GTA 5 marathon, bro? I'm going to do it like a week before GTA 6, except
except I'm gonna do them all back to back play with high-fives please bro I'm
soloed out each I had soloed a champ bro you're a dog shit player hey man
appreciate that bro I'm glad you're having a blessed day appreciate the
love and positivity
secure the bombs
I'll port it located at bomb, get ready to engage.
if I said practice you against them with the only
all we have to do is reload him back how are we dying I don't understand
All we have to do is just not fucking die.
What's inside?
From where, Red?
What's- because we don't have a top-red roti.
Brother, what the fuck?
We don't have a top-red roti?
Woo-hoo-hoo!
of
of
the
death of
death of
Yo guys, guys, yo guys, why are we reinforcing the red?
We need a rotation.
All we need is a rotation, man.
This game's been out for 11 years.
What is happening?
What are these lobbies?
lobbies. Greg, the chicken,
Greg, the chicken, they converted to 12 gifts. Guys, for realsies, man, can we
reinforce red or rotate red please?
It's a big two six, man.
Oh, and to your jinx. Is this you? No, bro. No, fake. Bro, I don't understand
I know because it's like all we have to do is just
janksy say no if you're janksy.
Are you janksy?
What, no.
Like bro, what?
No.
Yo guys, what are y'all's peak ranks?
I'm kind of curious.
All right.
Oh and two beach still yeah, I'm in a 1v3 post plan getting demo scanned and floor back
Because my teammates didn't make a red rotate like my Zara
They didn't make a red rotate bro. What the fuck you want me to do?
We'll give you up
Yo, GX, it's really you?
It's Ronin's found a bomb.
Yes, bro.
Yo, GX, is this you?
Yes, bro, yes.
GX, you revived FAPChat?
I don't even know what that is.
What do you mean revived FAPChat?
Yo bro, how about you get your life together?
I mean come on, bro
Yo, I'm like your biggest fan
All right, bro, you're my biggest fan what's you see?
Boom, no way am I actually playing in a game with you, Jigsie. Oh my gosh.
Jigsie, we can't go anywhere with each other, bro.
and
this is like my dream come true
Let's go baby!
Guys, nice.
Get braids, brat.
Wait, what?
I am my perimeter, my perimeter is me.
Oh, snappy throwback, mythical 2024.
Yeah, bro, I'm just saying, bro, PC, like, I'm not gonna lie, it's kind of sweet, bro.
I'm gonna be honest.
I mean, like, I've been in Plat lobbies, like, I think I just shit on them every time.
I've also been like bagging emeralds, getting launched by emeralds.
The fact that that last kid at Everold is like,
actually baffling to me, bro.
Literally, that is baffling.
When is the OF dropping?
All right, bro.
Yo, are you watching the game play legitimately?
Are you watching?
I
Jinx out of the man, love you two bro
Two and two shotgun crouched and it's got two kills with our force a user drone to locate a bomb
Jaycee, when is Kyber's case of?
Hey man, that game was literally two years ago.
That was two years ago, bro.
Where do I sign for the fuck-a-fan contest?
All right.
Touch me in inappropriate ways.
Ethan, I'm going to pass on that one, Jaycee.
Your drone has found a bomb.
You guys can we get a thermite? Can we get a thermite?
AXE! AXE!
AXE! Come with me! AXE! Come with me! Come with me!
Ah, this game is so clean.
I'm waiting so I can asha
I have a Maverick check in like three years.
Uh, big tough.
Yeah, I'm going to keep it a bean, bro.
I think I forgot how to Maverick.
Nah, it's all good, bro.
It's all good.
You are a good dude.
Big tough.
I don't have any more in my in my
Row it's not past I just did wrong
of
the
you know jake c one was on red stairs by the way of my fault
ten-second left
switch outside
i'm not gonna kill myself
in gts five seconds remaining
God, I've expired.
Why would switch outside the three seconds left?
Oh, why? Why?
Guys, that's on me. I forgot how to maverick.
Nah, you're good, boss.
Do y'all know how to maverick, though? Just ask him for a friend.
Ah, right.
Is it top, then bottom?
What is it?
It's because you messed up the breach?
Yeah, I just said that.
Is it top and bottom?
What is it?
Uh, why is my barrel an ACOG?
All right.
Chubb, what is it? Is it top and bottom?
Shut up, Lardak.
Yeah, hit a rare ball right for us, please.
Can you hit a ball right for us, bro?
It's our first time meeting you, bro.
Just all right.
Let's go!
Bro, Chad, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I sold that, man.
I, I, I, I forgot how to map a trick.
That's actually on me.
Need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Super rare.
Alright, there you go.
Jizzy, you're not even on keyboard? Yeah, I'm on roll over.
Bro, I just shit kicked Muda.
I just literally kicked Muda's head in and on roll her.
I'm just on PC, bro. That's all it is.
bro, Mudo only beat me because he had dealt with my frames.
He's never beating me again.
Bait up.
I'm never losing against him.
Won't give you up.
10 seconds.
Come on, Chiamaki, Chiamaki, Chiamaki.
Insertion in 5 seconds.
Revive jerk mate?
Alright.
Emission is to locate and defuse the bomb.
give me not give me not
if I get team kill I'm actually gonna put my click into my fucking camera
yo twitch I see you bro let's just win man
breaching below you
I won't let him TK you don't worry
of
the
death of
death of
death of
why the fuck did you just
ANDRADO
I just went to the con
I'm axed on it
The diffuser is no longer available.
The diffuser has been secured.
Reload!
drop the one friendly operator remaining
four last operator standing
second left
NOOOOOO
let's go
good shot man
I think I'm just a great ass averbra
I don't know
Get the fuck off my packer!
Yo Jinxy, how's Sarah doing?
No, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Bro, look, bro.
Yeah, all we need is two more, two more.
Jinxy, you're disturbing my sleep.
Okay, brother, close out of the street.
What do you want me to say?
Close out of the street, bro.
Leave.
What? Or turn down the volume? What? What? How's that follow on me?
Are you gonna visit her in Austin?
Alright. Hey! Hey! Hey! Enough!
Good God, bro. The hell?
Yeah, new, new Satchocco meta, bro. Y'all ready for it?
Yo, I know what you're gonna do. Don't do it. Please.
Please, don't open up the entire site, bro. Please, God.
why why why why
Jinxie can you host a stop and versus spoil on KBM?
I
For it
This guy keeps me doing I don't know how much
I don't need to hear right now stop
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
of the
the job to
the job make a list to it
Let's go, y'all. Let's go.
I-I'm fucking disgusting at this fucking game.
FUCK!
It's just weird to hear government. It's weird to hear government.
It's like totally unprovoked. It's totally unprovoked.
It's weird to hear government, bro. I-I don't know what that shit is.
You're back. Mingo, did you see me against Mudevro?
7-3, 7-3.
bazaar
holy fucking bad work
holy bad work
sorry
no no no it's cool bro
I won't say your name anymore
no yeah yeah yeah bro
it's cool to be you can just say jinxie bro
government is insane
sorry sorry
alright
yeah
yo
what like what is that
giggity giggity giggity good aim
I like that one man I might try that
I
Yo, Zenon Zenon, can you please stop me like me, bro, please it's annoying as hell
Yo, Jinxie, yo, what's good, bro? Are we ever gonna see a video with Muda again?
We're gonna see like a
New Gen fan, new Gen fan, now listen to me
Hey Jinxy, fuck you.
Alright.
What's the point of typing?
Ten seconds to go.
Five seconds.
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
th
of
the
death
of
death
of
The user is no longer in your possession.
Alright.
I'm pretty sure there's two rafters, I'm not sure though.
of
the
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
last one's in there
the flash
oh
drop right on the shield
he's went down the stairs just walk at him
help
yes
Oh my god
Genji Genji I love playing this game with you man
Bro chat one moss
Ten and six nine and two ten and five ten and three
What now all right, bro, what is my Katie like a 2.9?
Bro look bro, I gotta get champ but I chat I'm gonna go hop off bro. I'm gonna go hop off
probably go chill chat. What a successful day, bro.
We recorded a competitive champion episode one PC edition went pretty well.
We absolutely shit on Muda twice.
We got a Geo Gesser tournament in two days with own a pixel.
Joe Bartos thing it on Saturday.
We got an R6 tournament with.
40 streamers, bro.
40 fucking streamers, eight champions, one champ, her team.
Sunday, we got our first ever league imagine stream chat.
I love y'all boys and I'll see you in the next one.
Oh, and in case I don't see ya.