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what the fuck was that what did you just add hi guys let my song play
Was I wrong, but I should tell me it's me too wrong, but I should kill you
I wanna like you need it baby, no way in my eyes
I wanna just travel, see the world, get a drunk of wine
I wanna sell this thought of families
What is wrong with your head?
But the body will find it's own shit, anxiety, and fear
I'm not in the mood
I don't really get along with my peers
Everything in me, they-
Hi guys, I'm not in the fucking mood, bruh
I'm not in the mood. I'm trying to...
I must pick up the phone. I'm not fighting my cortisol today, so...
You're gonna pick up the fucking phone and you're gonna pick it up right now, I must.
First off, why is there so much pep in your staff?
I don't know.
You're live, Tixie.
So I'm very happy.
Cool.
So, I'm trying to stop causing my fucking music and try to listen to this.
I put this song on why does it sound like bubble bass what's going on bro it
sounds like the song is underwater and you're fucking up my shit bro can you
not thank you
This is my music and you're fucking it up!
You're fucking it up!
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I've already played League of Legends, and you guys want to see my stats.
issued a penalty to Utah NA3 in the recent game. I think this was one of the guys that
was harassing me. GG well played. Okay, so listen. Now, Jack, here is my stats in League
of Legends, okay? Two kills, 10 deaths, defeat. Ignore the custom game. My brother was trying
to teach me shit. Ranked game, zero kill, three deaths, defeat. Zero assists. Another
Another ranked game. Zero kills, five deaths, zero assists.
Yeah. And this right here was my first ever game of unranked, first ever game of League of Legends.
Zero kills, 15 deaths to assist. Yes, that's a real stat.
Let me make myself clear.
Let me make myself very clear to you, Chad.
League of Legends, what do you mean, Jesus?
I have played some games in my life.
I have played difficult games in my life,
and I've played incredibly difficult games in my life.
I have never in my life played a more overwhelming,
intimidating, and physically and mentally demanding game
League of Legends. Brother, I went 0-1-15 in an unranked. I went 0-1-15 in an unranked.
So, Chat, I was playing this guy, I already forgot his name. I think his name's Jin,
yeah, Jin, but now I'm playing Jinx. Why? Because my name's Jinxie. And also because
let's be out of this we all cracking jinx now chat what like chat what characters should I play
because I want to what do you mean what people are retweeting guys what characters should I play
do not play bottom lane shit game shit player she's 12 what Tyler said garen
Okay, so the first thing we're going to do is we're going to be responsible and we're
going to watch a League of Legends for beginners video because that's what a responsible person
would do.
Here we go.
Hi, guys.
Why does it sound like this?
Why does it sound like this?
That was League of Legends has changed.
Yo, hi, guys.
Fix it.
Friggin' fix it now.
Now, Chad, this is day one of League of Legends, y'all.
Depending on when you're watching this video,
Summoner's Rift might not look exactly like.
Depending on when you're watching this video.
Chad, I already watched this video earlier for a minute,
but then I was like, all right, let's watch it with Chad.
So, Chad.
Day one of League of Legends.
We have the League of Legends Beginners Guide to League of Legends in 2026.
Perfect, right? Perfect.
League of Legends has changed a lot over the years and in 2026,
it is now looking better and more accessible than ever before, with additions like RollQuest,
the ability to move with WASD and tons of other great improvements with many designs.
The ability to move with WASD? Yeah, I know.
Am I getting League Notes? What is that?
How did people already find my account?
How did you guys find my account?
What?
And specifically to help out new and returning players, there really has never been a better time to finally give League a try.
But even then, jumping into a game like...
So now everybody says I'm going to quit.
Everybody says I'm going to rage off today
in literally 30 minutes.
Guess what, pal?
I'm not going to rage off today.
I'm not.
Lee, can really feel overwhelming without the right help.
So today, I'm not going to rage a single time on League
of Legends today.
Guaranteed.
Hey, whether you're completely new or you're coming back
after a long break, this particular guide
is really going to get you up to speed with everything
that you need to.
That's perfect, completely new chat.
That's me right there.
No, step by step.
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Now, League of Legends is everywhere for me.
Well, I don't know what role I want to play either.
Like, I don't know anything, bro.
Hit TV shows, sold out eSports events,
to iconic songs and music videos.
It's literally the biggest game in the world for a reason.
But what actually is League of Legends?
Well, League is what we would call a MOBA,
and that's short for Multiplayer Online Battle Arena.
And the arena-
Well, I just learned that what MOBA stands for.
Enough where all that battling takes place
is on what's known as Summoner's Rift and a quick war-
So there's only ever been one map?
Morning here, depending on when you're watching this video,
Summoner's Rift might not look exactly like
what you're going to see in this video.
Riot regularly updates the map with new regional or seasonal themes throughout the entire year.
But don't worry, these changes are usually just visual changes.
They're going to change anything else.
So with that said, each match of League is 5v5, with teams starting on the opposite sides of Summoner's Rift.
Blue side starts at the bottom, red side starts at the top.
With this map being divided into three lanes.
There's top lane, middle lane, and bottom lane, as well as a jungle area.
Okay, I'm just gonna start off two minutes in here.
If you play jungle, you're a pussy.
Let me say this again.
If you play jungler, you are a pussy.
Brother, I was literally playing this morning
and I believe the term is ganked.
I got ganked by a jungler in every game I play.
No, no, this is all that happens.
I'm in the middle of a fight in bottom lane
because I play ADC and I suck at ADC.
Out of nowhere some nine-foot tall man. He was orange. Someone's gonna know what I'm talking about
Some nine-foot tall man comes sprinting out of the jungle and
Instantly one chops me
Like instantly one trust me. Does anybody know the character?
What is name Irvin? Yeah, I've heard
He's just some tall orange guy just running like if you play jungle you're a pussy
your entire playstyle is built on catching people off guard.
You're a bitch.
Between filled with neutral monsters.
Now, at the start of every match,
you spawn at your team's fountain.
This is the only place in the game
where you can heal and buy items.
From there, you head straight towards your assigned lane
based on your role.
Then after 30 seconds, waves of minions
are gonna start spawning and begin marching down
all three of these lanes for the rest of the game.
And since this is a PVP game, you're also going to be facing an opponent in your lane.
Your goal is to last hit enemy minions or defeat your lane opponent and.
Yeah, that's the first thing my brother told me.
You have to last it because then you get the gold.
Order to earn gold and get experience.
Then that gold is then spent to buy items from the shop at your fountain that make your
champion stronger.
While the experience that you gain allows you to level up, providing you skill points
that are used to unlock or upgrade your abilities as the game goes on.
You can convert that power into grouping up with your team and taking one of the many
objectives around the map to earn combat buffs.
Now with the ultimate goal being to eventually push down one of these three lanes, destroying
the turrets on the way and tell you to expose your opponent's Nexus.
And that right there is the primary objective of every single game on Summoner's Rift.
Destroy the Nexus, and your team is declared victorious.
Now, yeah, that was a lot to take in.
A lot of-
singular game yet. I don't even know the victory sign was blue. I thought it was going to be green.
This is every game of League for me. I played four online games, three ranked, one unranked.
I get harassed by my teammates for 20 minutes and then it says,
defeat in red text. I didn't even know the victory sign was blue. I haven't won a game.
terms there but don't panic about any of it now that you understand the overall objective of every
game we can really start to break things down step by step here first up the best place for any
new player to start is the league tutorial in fact you don't have much of a choice as the game is
going to force you to do it this is split into three different parts helping you get used to
moving around using abilities and buying items last yeah so chat i hit level 30 and i forgot
everything. But even then, there's still a lot that it leaves out. So strap in, we're
going to do a quick rundown of the basics together here. Each champion in League of
Legends has four abilities, which for point and click are by default set to Q, W, E and
R. Don't worry, we're going to cover WASD a little bit. Yeah, I understand like I know
how to move and I know how to use my abilities. I don't know when I should use my abilities.
I don't know why I should use my abilities, but I kind of understand and I know the old things are then on top of that
You have a passive skill that usually ties your champions hold who's sending me chest invites
Stop
Kicked together in one way or another for abilities that need to be aimed
Holding the key is gonna show you the abilities range in the direction
It's going to travel for targeted abilities holding the key instead shows a circle letting you know how close you need to be in
order to use it and then you can simply aim or put your cursor on that target and let go of the
vibe to fire the ability. You then have two extra spells. Can you explain that again? Because I
have a hard time even attacking. Like all I do is right click. I don't do any of this. Like I try
to point my stuff but all I do is right click. You need to be aimed. Holding the key is going to
show you the abilities range in the direction. If you hold the Q key it shows the abilities range
of Q.
It's going to travel for targeted abilities, holding the key instead shows a circle, letting
you know how close you need to be in order to use it.
And then you can simply aim or put your cursor on that target and let go of the bind to fire
the ability.
You then have two extra spells called summoners, which you can select at the start of every
game.
You won't have all the-
Yeah, this one is OP.
The flash thing?
Bro, I was about to get a kill and this guy flashed away from me and then put a force
He's unlocked when you first start out, but they're basically just extra abilities that you can use at any point during the game, which are by default, bound to D and F.
And I say pick, but basically...
Bound to fall in love.
Sorry.
One of those is almost always going to be Flash once you unlock it, which Flash lets you blink a short distance on a very long cooldown.
That ability is so good.
And then for the other options you have a teleport you can use to get places on the map after a channel, a damage over time spell called Ignite, a heal for you and an ally, a shield, a speed increase called Ghost, and exhaust which slows the target and makes them deal less damage for a short period of time.
Oh and there's also a smite.
Now you automatically get a sign this when playing the jungle role, but more on that in just a little bit.
Now as for the rest of the HUD and controls, below your abilities are your health and mana.
Jett, is Jungler the only guy that fights the dragons?
Because in my lane there's no dragons.
Is Jungler supposed to fight dragons?
No.
No.
CTE.
Your team does it.
Yes and no.
Bars, your current level and XP bar, which is this right here.
Each champion on Summoner's Rift starts at level 1, with the exception of Swift Play,
where you're going to instead be level 3.
Every time you're near a minion or a champion that dies or kill a jungle camp, you're going
to gain experience.
With every level you advance, you gain extra passive stats and more importantly, a skill
point which you can then place in either your Q, W or E to either unlock or improve
your abilities.
Now if you're not sure what to level, don't worry about that, League does make it pretty
dang obvious.
The recommended ability is just going to start flashing when you gain a level and you can
confidently put your point there and-
Thank you, League.
Wow, that actually makes a lot easier.
beginner. Now your ultimate, which is your R, works just a little bit differently and
it can't be unlocked until you reach level 6, and can then be improved
I learned that
at levels 11 and 16. To the left of your abilities is your character
I haven't reached level 11 sir. Sir, what if you're... Sir, what if you're incapable
of reaching level 11? Question.
Which shows things like your attack damage ability
Do I just hang it the fuck up? What do I do? Do I just hang it up? No I skipped you for
Come on, Virgil, FUCK!
To the right of your abilities, you have your inventory.
This is where any items that you purchase from the shop
are going to end up.
Now there are a few ways to bring up the shop.
You can either click right here,
which is also how you see your current goal.
You can-
Like, what I don't understand about the buying system
is like, I buy swords and stuff,
but I don't actually use them.
I just am building like a set.
And then once I unlock the set, I get an upgrade, right?
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like the boots of elegance or whatever the fuck it's called.
Do you know what I'm saying?
It's just stats.
Oh, they can use stats.
I'm not special, Novel.
It's like, I have one hour of playtime.
I'm not CTE.
Press P on your keyboard,
or just manually click on the shopkeeper at your fountain.
Although, while you're able to access the shop
from anywhere to check the price of items,
you can only purchase them when standing in the fountain.
Any items that you purchase will go directly
into your inventory, which is by default,
down from one to seven on your keyboard.
Now this is gonna be good to know
as some items even have on use effects,
but don't even begin to worry about that just yet.
And when you wanna get back to base after all of that,
just press B to recall after a brief.
I learned that.
If channel, you're gonna safely return to the fountain.
To the right.
The part that he left out here is
if you're going to channel back to base,
do it in a fucking bush.
I tried channeling like near my tower and got fucked in the ass.
You're gonna safely return to the fountain.
To the right of your inventory is your Trinket Ward, which we're gonna break down in just
a little bit.
And next to that is the new Roll Quest feature.
You can ignore that for now as we're gonna properly discuss that when we discuss rolls.
Then up next we have what you're gonna very quickly learn is the most important part of
your HUD and that of course is the mini map.
This is where you can see almost everything from allied to enemy.
I have to get in the habit of using this because bro with Chinks' rocket ability like her ultimate
I can tap on their head and it shoots it right at them.
Champions to turret.
On the map.
Objectives, jungle camps and even minions.
For any new player try to watch that mini map all while learning how to move, fight,
use abilities.
Man it's just ridiculously overwhelming to say the least and that is completely normal
to feel. It's a lot. Truth be told, there's even players in the upper 1% of the entire
game that still do not look at their map as much as they should. So especially early on.
For you, don't stress so much about trying to keep track of every single thing all at
once. The best advice is to take quick glances during the downtime that you have. Like when
you're walking back to lane or when nothing urgent is going to be happening on your screen.
Then as you begin to play more games, your awareness is going to be like, yeah, I tunnel
vision too much. I don't check my map as much as I should.
improve over time with that without you even having to think about it.
Anyway, past that.
Above the minimap you can see your team, along with their level, health, mana, and cooldown
of their ultimate ability displayed by this green orb.
Above that you can check when dead enemy champions are going to be respawning in their fountain.
Then in the top right you have the kills of both teams.
Your kills, assists, deaths, and your creep score.
Or CS for short which is just how many minions you've killed.
And lastly, the in-game timer.
To bring up the in-game scoreboard, you're going to hit Tab.
This is going to enable you to track the KDA, the CS, and the items of both your own and
the opposing team.
Enemies will only update if they're currently on vision, otherwise they're going to be displayed
as a question mark.
Tab also shows you a load of other information, like how many objectives you have, as well
as when they're all spawning, but again, more on that later.
So as for moving around the Rift, you have two options.
using point and click with a brand new WASD. Let's start. What's better, chat? Point and
click or WASD? I've been using point and click. Okay, everybody's saying point and click.
With the default point and click first to move around, it's all done with right click.
All you have to do is click the floor to issue a movement command or even click the mini
map to travel longer distances than to attack using your champion's basic attack. You again,
right-click on the target. To swap to WASD, you're gonna want to hit escape in
game and then under keybinds select keyboard. Now bear in mind with this,
this is currently disabled in ranked play. But Riot has stated it should go live
in ranked games later this year. Now once you enable it, in order to move around
you're gonna instead be able to use WASD. Right-click will replace Q to your
first ability and left shift will replace your W. Also your first summoner will
be replaced with Q. Then in order to use your champion's basic attack, you'll
You'll instead use left click.
While right click can still be used to travel longer distances by clicking the menu.
Alright!
Picking your roll.
Okay.
Lock in.
Now that you know how to move around and have a basic understanding of the HUD, the next
thing to cover is rolls.
Before you queue up any games, you are going to be asked to choose two rolls out of the
five that are available.
Your first choice is your primary roll, and the game is going to try to place you there
whenever possible.
The roll you pick determines where you play on the map, and it also influences the types
of champions that you're usually going to see, or play in that position.
So starting off with top lane top is a 1v1 lane where to survive, you're going to need
to be on a champion that is very, very self sufficient and can hold their own typically
falling into one of three archetypes tanks that are built to soak up damage and act as
as the team's front line,
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once they get on top of y
over. They're engaging f
or locking down enemies w
some respectable damage.
like the bruisers and figh
bringing a mix of high d
but at the cost of mobili
These are champions that
or smaller scale fights,
split pushers that want t
rest of the map and focus on taking structures over all that team fighting that happens on the
rest of the map. Next on the list is mid lane. Mid puts you right in the center of everything,
which means you can get to any part of the map quickly. Now, unlike top or bot lane, mid...
What's the highest skill lane and what's the lowest skill? What's the highest skill
rolled and what's the lowest skill? Mid, majority of people are saying mid lane is the highest.
80 C only like two guys said 80 C
Top is the highest support is the lowest
Support is the easiest
Bro, but isn't support like can't support make a lot of plays
It is a much shorter and much safer lane bro
My brother was like playing support like just trying to like keep me alive and stuff like he wasn't sweating and
And like he saved my life like four times. He was using this guy. Uh, I don't know his name is
It was like job of the hut. He looked like job of the hut. What's the name tan chin?
What's the name?
tan chin
Tam catch tam catch and he saved my life like five times by like picking me up
I feel like support players can make plays bro
I feel like they can win you a game.
Because of this, the type of champions usually played here are things like mages or casters.
Champions that deal high amounts of burst damage, but are typically squishy and immobile,
needing the safety of the shorter mid lane to survive.
You'll also even occasionally find assassins in mid lane too.
These specialize in taking out squishy champions,
and they love to be in the center of the map on that mid lane to roam to other lanes and look for shooting kills.
Now, then there's bot lane.
If you enjoy playing with a partner or a duo, then bot lane is going to be the lane for you.
I think I need to play this, bro, because I'm not good enough to be by myself.
Bro, I need to get in iron fast, too, bro. I'm still in my placements, but I'm 0-3.
I need to get in iron, bro. Like, I don't know. I play a gold lobby.
Uh, if you're a golden league, I mean, you may as well get a Nobel Peace Prize.
Those guys know their shit.
I'd be right from golden one game to silver got worked again in silver.
I feel like I should be bronze by now.
Metta in bot lane revolts like even the gap between like I didn't get a single kill in
gold.
I didn't get a single kill in silver.
And then I think I got, I've got a real kill in bronze and then like stole another kill with Jakes.
Also around having one carry champion known as an ADC, which is just short for attack damage carry,
and that's paired with a support all playing together in a 2v2.
Now as the carry or ADC, your job is exactly what it sounds like to carry.
These types of champions, they're known as marksmen and they start off weak in the early game.
ADC might not be my role, bro.
I'm just gonna be honest.
I have two kills combined and like 20 something deaths.
Brother, at the end of the game, it shows everybody's damage and I have had, like everybody
else's damage, it's like blue in the thousands and then my damage is like 900.
Bro, every time I get close to somebody, I just die fast and then every time I'm far
away, I don't do damage.
So I don't know what to do.
and then they scale massively as the game continues to go on.
Eventually providing their team with the main source of consistent damage output that tends
to come from their basic attacks rather than their abilities.
But to get to that point, you're going to be heavily reliant on your lane partner, our
support.
Support is unique in the fact that rather than last hitting minions for gold like every other
player on your team, you gain it passively through your support item.
support champions typically providing more in the way of utility for the team
than pure damage output either through engage supports that look to set up their
team with powerful stuns knockups or hooks or more conventional support type
called enchanters that focus on keeping their team alive and buffing their
damage through various shields and heals if you play healers in other games
enchanters they're gonna feel really really familiar but besides supporting
your team as a support support players have another very very important job
controlling vision.
Aside from the free trinket ward,
everybody gets supports,
gain extra warts through a unique item.
And we're gonna break this down properly a little bit later.
The most unique and diverse role
out of all the roles is undoubtedly Jungle.
So instead of staying in the top, the mid, or the bot lane,
the- Yo, I'm already getting pissed just thinking about this, bro.
Jungle is the only role that actually pisses me off.
I just, they just spring out of a bush and fuck me in the ass when I'm like low.
It's just a crimped way to play the game, bro.
Jungler plays in the space between them.
Fight like a man, dude.
And instead of killing minions, they earn their golden experience by clearing jungle camps,
neutral monsters that are found in predetermined locations around the map.
But jungle isn't only about farming camps.
It's your job to also impact your lanes through what's known as ganking.
You're going to hear this a lot in the League community.
if I just become a cock? Seriously, what if I just play jungler and gank? That would be so fun.
Chat, why don't I just do it, bro? What if I just play jungler and gank? Already there. Appreciate
that, y'all. No, seriously, why don't I just play jungler and gank people? That sounds fun!
Unity. Ganking is essentially leaving the jungle to surprise enemies in their lane. In a big
All right.
Part of that role is managing your time,
spend too much time farming camps,
and you're gonna quickly become the reason
your laners lose 1v1s.
But if you're always gank-
Oh, junglers get blamed a lot too.
Yeah.
Yeah, junglers do get a lot of blame.
Chat, would you say junglers get the most blame or support?
Probably they get the most blame.
I'm ganking right now.
All right, bro.
You're going to end up under leveled and low on gold yourself.
But due to how diverse this role is, Jungle has one of the widest champion pools in the
game.
As long as a champion can clear camps effectively, you can Jungle.
The most popular picks though are going to be the ones that bring something valuable to
ganks like crowd control or strong burst damage.
But please, for the love of the teams that you're going to be playing with and above
all else, do keep in mind that everything that we just covered so far regarding roles
It's just a general guideline.
While you are gonna find that certain champs
are much more common in certain roles,
League gives you plenty of room to experiment.
You can take ranged or mage champions top lane,
play tanks or bruisers in the mid lane,
try out mages in the bot lane,
or even pick a more carry and damage focused support.
That freedom and that room for experimentation
is part of what makes League, League.
And when you're ready to learn.
That guy's broken.
That's the guy, job of the hut right there.
Job of the fucking hut, Tam Kinch.
That guy literally saved my life like four times in a game.
League.
And when you're ready.
He like picked me up and took me to the promised land.
We need to learn more about any of those roles.
We have that covered with complete courses over
on our website organized for easy to digest chapters.
But still on the topic of roles, there's
one more system that ties directly into them.
And that is RollQuest, which are a brand new addition for 2026.
Now depending on your chosen role,
You're going to automatically receive a quest at the start of the game.
You're going to be able to see this by mouse-overing this icon right here on your HUD.
You can also check the progress of your own and other players' quests by pressing Tab.
But don't stress too much about these as they're designed to reward you over time
for doing what you'd already be doing anyway.
For example, top mid and ADCs will gain progress from killing towers, killing minions, or killing champions.
Doubled when in their assigned lane.
Jungle progresses by killing jungle camps.
And support progresses by dealing damage to turrets, champions, or helping their ADC last hit.
With them all, all of them naturally completing around the 12-15 minute mark depending on how well you're doing.
Now, as for the rewards, if you're brand new to this, this won't matter much yet, but returning players should know this.
Top laners will gain access to a free teleport with a longer cooldown or an enhanced teleport if they already took it as one of their chosen summoners.
They also receive bonus experience throughout the game, and their level cap is increased to 20 instead of the standard 18.
This gives Top lane a natural level advantage, helping them stay relevant as a frontline, split push, or damage threat.
Junglers are going to get massively enhanced movement speed while in the jungle, as well as an improved version of Smite.
Mid laners, they receive a free boot upgrade for extra stats and extra movement speed, along with an empowered recall that has its cooldown reduced by kills and assist.
and the C players receive a burst of gold, earn extra gold for minions and kills and their boots, they no longer take up an inventory slot allowing them to build an extra item in the late game providing even more scaling and lastly the supports they gain cheaper control wards extra passive gold.
Bro, I don't even know if I've made it to late game yet. I'm not even kidding. I think all of my games ended in surrenders. I don't even think I've made it that far. I think every game I played ended in surrender.
and control wards no longer take up an inventory slot,
and can instead be used by pressing V by default.
So, you doing alright so far?
Now they understand all the different roles.
Let's zoom out here, take a big picture,
and talk about where everything actually happens.
The map itself, and the objectives around it.
Objectives come in many, many shapes and forms,
from evolving purple void creatures,
to magical elemental dragons, to just plain alterts.
But each one of them play a crucial role
in helping you win the game.
So let's start with the most common objective
that you're going to interact with. That's going to be turrets. Each team has 11 turrets total.
Every lane has three of them, known as the outer turret, the inner turret, and the inhibitor turrets.
And then inside each base, there's going to be two protecting the Nexus itself. Turrets are the
main defensive structures on Summoner's Rift. They largely exist to just stop stronger champions
from simply just walking into your lane and killing you on repeat. And in order to progress the game
and advance down your opponent's lane, you're going to have to take down each and every turret
one by one. So these turrets, they attack one unit at a time, which you'll see highlighted by
the red targeting beam. The first thing that enters that turret's range becomes the target,
until it dies or until it leaves the range. If there's one only push of turret, if you have
minions in front of you, then you could do some damage. Very important exception here that you
need to know. If you damage an enemy champion while standing inside that turret's range,
the turret will immediately switch to targeting you. Turrets also have what's known as plating,
which is why the health bar looks just a little bit different.
Turrets reward a substantial amount of gold,
and that gold is split evenly between each of the five plates.
This encourages players to push their lane and chip away at that turret
whenever they have the chance to in order to cash out.
Now, you might also notice turrets occasionally building up this effect around them.
This thing right here.
This is another new feature called Crystalline Overgrowth,
and it accumulates when a turret hasn't been attacked for a while,
and what it means is the first hit done to it will deal bonus damage,
Which all helps you break the plates faster so to understand the rest of the objectives here
We need to talk about the jungle. We touched on this slightly when discussing roles
But the job divided into four quadrants with each four
Team having their own side of the jungle each half of the jungle bro. I don't know jungler seems pretty high-skilled dude
You have to actually move around a lot
Like you have to actually move around a lot, bro
So, that's six unique.
Tyler one is Vod reviewing your own five game.
How about you deadass?
How can he even see that?
He can see my own five game?
Oh shit, go with everybody else goes.
So here's that conquer here, it shouldn't happen.
You just go fleet every single week.
Fleet or dark harvest will you pick?
I can't watch this, it's like watching a car crash
that you caused, like, I can't watch that, bro.
I hope Tito doesn't rip into me too hard, bro.
I like monsters.
Now, you know what?
I need it.
I'm a piece of shit, bro.
I'm terrible at this game.
Wolves, Blue Buff, Raptors.
But yeah, so Tito knows Lordo Chat.
The support player was my brother,
who's actually a good player,
but he was just trying to like keep me alive.
Red Buff and Krugs.
He wasn't like killing anybody.
In each river, both at the top and bottom side,
there's a Scuttle Crab.
The only ones that you really have to care about here
are the red and blue buffs and Scuttle Crab.
Red and blue, when killed, provide combat buffs,
which you can see under a champion,
with red granting health regeneration
and causing your attacks to slow,
making ganking a whole lot easier,
and then blue providing mana or energy regeneration.
Wait, I need to rewind.
He said something about slowing,
and that happened to me, and I didn't understand why.
Buff and Krugs.
Then in each river, both at the top and bottom side,
there's a Scuttle Crab.
The only ones that you really have to care about here
are the red and blue buffs and Scuttle Crab.
Red and blue, when killed, provide combat buffs, which you can see under a champion, with red granting health regeneration and causing your attacks to slow, making ganking a whole lot easier, and then blue providing mana or energy regeneration, as well as lowering the cooldown of your abilities just a little bit.
also bro who shoots the hook? who shoots the hook? I got like yanked into some vortex
and literally fisted in the ass. Who does that? Who is that? Thresh and Blitz. Yeah there's
a lot of cringy fucking characters in this game. I'm not gonna lie to you. Who starts?
The Jumbler typically begins by- I'm like nine miles away from this guy who just grabs
my ass and hooks me in time. Killing their buff to help with the rest of their clear.
Now as the game moves forward and these monsters respawn, the buffs they drop will be left
on the floor for another player to pick up. Now onto the Scuttle Crab. These appear slightly
later in the game, typically around the time that you clear the rest of your camps. And
when it's killed, it creates an area that helps your team in two different ways. Providing
an area that gives your team a speed boost when walking through it, as well as providing
vision in the river. It's often one of the game's very first mini-objectives that teams fight over
because both junglers, depending on their route, can end up at the same one. Now when you look at
the map itself, you can see exactly where each of these camps spawn, highlighted by these icons.
And it's if for anybody looking to try out jungle, is to click this button right here to the left
of your minimap. This is going to highlight the camp on your minimap, where you should start,
along with what camp you should do next. Making learning jungle, let's just say a whole lot
less intimidating. Anyway, let's get back to the big stuff here. If you look at the map,
you're going to notice two special areas marked on opposite sides of the river. These mark the
location of what's referred to as neutral objectives. Epic monsters that require the help of multiple
players on the team to secure in order to gain game-changing buffs. In the south, we have the
dragon pit. At the five-minute mark, a special dragon appears right here for both teams to fight
over. It can be one of six different types, and a new one spawns every five minutes after the
previous one is killed, each of them providing unique team wide buffs that last for the entirety
of the game, even persisting through death, making them an extremely high priority.
Now, while you don't need to memorize all of the dragon's effects right away, that'd
be kind of crazy, here's an idea of all the buffs and what they provide.
Infernal grants your entire team bonus ability power or attack damage, mountain provides
resistances, and cloud gives you movement speed.
Then once the third dragon of the game spawns, all future dragons will be that same element
and the map will change slightly to reflect that.
For example, if it's the mountain drake,
some extra rock formations are gonna spawn.
Most of these are pretty minor,
but the most impactful is undoubtedly
from the Hextech drake, as when this-
Bro, this game is a lot of information.
I mean, oh my God.
I don't really mind it though.
It's like, I kind of like learning shit about games.
It's why I like Siege a lot,
but like, if this game, it's so unique
because it's like 2D,
And I don't, I've never played a game in my life
where I've moved with tapping on my right click.
Happens, these little Hextech gates are gonna spawn
that you can use to get back on the map quicker
or cross from one side to the other.
You're able to see which drags your team.
This game is very mechanically demanding
and mentally demanding.
The game is accumulated by hitting tab in game.
And once you've reached four dragons in total
and fill up this bar right here,
your team is gonna then be rewarded
with the Dragon Soul buff.
A permanent version of that game's chosen elemental drake
providing a greatly enhanced version of its buff.
For example, Infernal Soul is now going to cause
your attacks and your abilities to explode around the target.
Mountain is going to give you a shield
and Cloud Soul gives you even more movement speed,
which is further increased when using your ult.
Jack, what I want to do today,
because it's like my first day in League,
is I want to play like a couple of different games,
like on a couple of different roles,
and just see what happens.
Like play one game of Junker, play one game of like mid,
play like one game of like ADC, maybe a game of support,
maybe a game of top lane, and just see what happens.
See what one I like the best.
And so on and so forth.
And I want to try a couple of characters.
On top of these additional effects,
once one team claims that dragon soul,
the elemental drakes will then be replaced
with Elder Dragon.
This is the game's most powerful objective,
which grants the team that killed Elder Dragon,
It's an incredibly strong temporary power-up that increases damage and causes you to execute any enemy champion below 20%.
Oftentimes, it's going to guarantee that that team is going to take the win in the next team fight.
Anyway, while all of that goes down on the bottom side of the map, up here on the top side, we have the Baron Pit.
Here, three different neutral objectives spawn throughout the game.
Void Grubbs, Herald, and Baron Nashor, all of which help your team push down lanes and destroy towers in various ways.
Void Grubbs spawned first at 8 minutes, providing a fairly easy to take objective that grants the entire team a permanent buff that doesn't run.
I don't do any of these objectives. I just run into my bottom lane, get shit on, get ganked, buy some stuff, run to my bottom lane, get shit on, get ganked, maybe kill some minions along the way, run back to my bottom lane, kill some minions, get shit on, get ganked, and then we surrender.
I don't do any of these objectives like I'm not gonna lie bro this video it's like really
if this is like really ahead of where I'm at additional damage to turrets and spawns these
little voidlings at 15 minutes void grubs are then replaced with a rift herald slaying this
she's just like this game has its own ecosystem drops an item you can pick up and then use in
order to summon a neutral monster you can jump inside and drive enabling you to crash it straight
into a turret dealing WHAT bonus damage, then with Baron Nash responding much later into the game
at the 20-minute mark. Now out of these three, this is going to be the one that requires more or
less your whole team to take down, and once it's killed, it grants your entire team gold and a
temporary buff, lost on death, and that increases your damage and empowers your recall. More importantly
though, when you're around allied minions with this buff, it's going to empower them, causing them
to deal more damage and ta
makes it bro. This is all
you help me with like kel
early game because I haven
for teams with this buff
and a single push. Okay,
of information, some infa
that does definitely sound
at first. Trust us. It's
play a few games. You're
how these objectives work
is you don't need to remember or even know when they appear.
Just press tab during the game
and you're gonna see all the timers
right at the top of your screen
showing exactly which objective is next
and a countdown to when it will spawn.
And when just starting out,
please do not stress too much about objectives.
As you play, you're gonna naturally learn
when and why they matter and the best times to take them.
But for now, just know that these exist
and if your teams are looking to take one,
you're ready to help.
And now that we've gone through everything about the map
and all of its objectives,
let's zoom back in on what you're actually gonna spend
most of your time doing each and every game.
Laning.
Laning is simply the term that we use here as love-
This is what I need help with.
It's like a fucking horror movie in my fucking bottom lane.
Verse of League to describe playing against your opponent
in one of the three lanes.
Here's where League really starts to get tricky though,
especially for new players,
as how that lane actually plays out
depends entirely on which champion you picked
and what opponent you're up against.
But here's the good news about all this.
No matter what champion that you're playing
who you're facing, your goal is always going to be the same. Become stronger than your opponent.
And how you do that is by earning more gold and gaining more experience. Sounds pretty simple,
right? Which is why, before we go any further with this, you need to meet the most important
things on Summoner's Rift. Minions. Minions start marching down the lanes at 30 seconds
after the game starts, and then every 30 seconds after that. This ramps up as the game progresses
on, but don't worry about that for now. With each of these waves of minions consisting of
three melee and three casters and every third wave having a siege minion. Again,
opening up over time with more waves having siege minions as the game progresses. Oh,
and to overwhelm you with even more information on top of everything else that we've already given you,
there's also these things called super minions that spawn when an enemy's inhibitor gets killed,
but that's not important for right now. I just simply wanted to say that. So throughout the game,
minions are your primary source of both experience and gold. To put their value into perspective
for you here. You get 300 gold for killing a champion, while last hitting a minion is going to
give you an average of around 20 gold. So just last hitting 15 minions, which is a little over
3 waves, is the equivalent of a kill, not to mention all the additional experience that you gain
from it. This is also why you can't just randomly leave your lane whenever you feel like it. Sure,
you might pick up a kill or two roaming around the map to other lanes, but you'd be bleeding
gold and bleeding experience the entire time you do it, which is also why securing that last hit
on minions is one of the most crucial skills to develop in League and get better.
One recent addition to the game to help with this is last hit assist.
You can toggle it on in the settings and although it's only a bit.
The skill gap that goes into literally just farming gold is so incredibly vast.
Like available on the non-ranked play.
This is going to show a white indicator.
I choked so much on these minions.
Minions health bar.
When you're all going to see what I start playing, it's rough, bro.
That attack is enough to secure the kill.
But aside from farming minions, you can also get ahead of the lane by fighting your opponent.
And this is what in league terms we like to call trading.
You're going to hear that a lot in pretty much any YouTube channel about League.
Either through a combination of your champion's basic attacks by right clicking or using one
of your four abilities that is trading with another champion.
Now there's something about minions that a lot of new players really don't realize.
They actually act like tiny bodyguards.
This works through something called minion aggro.
And basically if an enemy champion attacks you while you're standing near your minions,
those minions will immediately turn around and start attacking them back, which in the
early game does a considerable amount of damage.
Anyway, even if you don't kill your opponent, coming out ahead in these trades can still
lead to you being stronger.
You could force that champion to have to return to base and heal, they're gonna miss out on
gold and experience from minions while they're gone, or maybe you just damage them enough
that they get scared and start playing way further.
in league, like everything means so much, especially in the early game. If you die in your lane
twice in a row, like if you go 0-2, why does that say 6-7? I'm sorry. If you go 0-2 in your lane
in the first three minutes, the game is over. Like you just lose. They're sitting there farming
minions, they have gold coming out of your ass, you're back at base, you've got to fucking buy
something run over to your lane by the time you get to your lane you're already going to be weaker
than them so they're just going to fuck you up in every future fight and then they're going to get
so strong that they're just going to march around the map to every other lane and fucking destroy
your team there are gate like I played siege and there's been moments where like I have had teammates
where I actually want to like shut off my console and just burn it in league I'm the teammate that
everybody just I just ruin people's days and I really just want to get to the depths of iron
but yeah I feel like a piece of shit because like I know I'm the problem in my team I try
to not get killed as much as possible but what ends up happening is that I don't kill anybody
so I have no damage and it's just it's just endless vicious cycle of misery I'm just so bad
bro back now when this happens you've now got what we like to call lane priority just a fancy
way of saying that you're the one in control. With lane priority, you're able to leave your lane
first if your team needs help with those pesky objectives that we were just speaking about
earlier. Now, I can already hear Haffia ask me this. How do I know when I win trades? And yeah,
to be completely honest, it's kind of complicated. Like without a doubt, it's the most complicated
part of League of Legends as a whole. Is this the highest skill game in the world? Like legitimately.
Overall, team play, mechanical skill, mental skill, is this the highest skill game in the
real chat?
It has to be.
I'm sorry.
Guys, like, I've gotten on games where it's like, okay, like when I got on CS, I'm the
worst player on my team for sure when I'm starting out.
Brother, when I play league, like I'm so bad that I sink our entire team.
You know the Titanic when it hits the iceberg that I'm the iceberg.
Like if you get into my team in ranked today, me, I'm not going to get a single kill.
Maybe I'll steal a kill.
It's literally like, if you have one teammate that is shit, you are guaranteed to lose.
Oh, there's not really an easy way to answer this.
This champion gets countered by that champion this one wins early but loses late this one's weak until level six
This one needs this certain item to be strong blah blah blah blah blah
There's over 170 champions in league and not even the best players in the world are gonna
chat is that uh, is that faker
Is that him chat?
Oh
Okay, that's the guy.
I should watch some of his clips today.
Know the ins and outs of every single matchup.
You're just not gonna fight it.
But the good news is you don't need to worry
about any of that to actually start winning trades
and coming out ahead in lane.
There are simple fundamentals you can learn that work
no matter what champion you're playing or playing against.
Things like fighting when you have a level advantage,
basing at the right time,
or even just how you build your champion.
But listen, that's far too much to cover
in this single video,
which we've already blown your ear up about
on all the other things that we've talked about,
which is why we made a beginner course
focused entirely on landing in minions.
It walks through all the stuff
that actually decides your early game
without assuming you already know everything
from match-up fundamentals to super practical things.
And that's another thing, dude.
Like this is a fucking 43-minute video, bro.
It's like, if you play Siege for the first time ever
and you're just naturally good at FPS games,
your aim can take you pretty far.
Like, yeah, you're gonna die to a lot of shit
that you have no idea, like map knowledge, operator knowledge, whatever.
But like if you just have good aim in Siege, it'll take you pretty far.
Leaks fighting.
I don't know of any other game that even correlates to this.
Maybe like Dota, I guess.
Isn't Dota similar to League?
But like if you've never played a game like League before, you're just fucked.
Like you're literally fucked.
You have to just try.
Like how the last hit under Tower without guessing.
All these habits that experienced players use every single game without even
thinking or realizing that they were noobs like you at one time.
And once you learn these things, laning, it stops feeling so overwhelming.
But anyway, something we've neglected to mention up to this point of the video is
the fact that Summoner's Rift is covered in what's known as Fog of War.
You can only see what's happening in the areas where you or your team currently
have vision. Everything else, it stays in the dark and it stays hidden,
which you can see on the mini map right here.
The good news is that your whole team shares that vision.
If your teammate can see something, you can see it too.
This shared vision comes from several different sources.
It comes from ally champions, friendly minions, towers, wards, and even phalites.
Throughout Summoner's Rift, you're also going to find bushes of all shapes and sizes.
Now, while they might look different, they all follow the same rules.
And these rules are slightly different to your standard fog of war.
Even if you have vision of the area around a bush,
you still can't see inside that bush itself unless you have direct vision inside,
which you can get from any of the same sources.
So that's allied champions, minions, wards placed inside the bush,
or even certain champion abilities.
Anyway, wards, these are items you can purchase and even get given for free
that you can place on that map to give yourself and your team vision of the surrounding area.
There are two types of wards to talk about here.
You have stealth wards and control wards,
which you'll often hear be called pink wards for obvious reasons.
Stealth wards, they're invisible wards that everyone starts with
thanks to your free trinket and that's this thing right here that we mentioned earlier.
My head's gonna explode, bro. My head's gonna explode. My brain's gonna blow up. I don't
trinkets, wards, dragons, goblins, monsters. I'm just trying to figure out how to get a kill
in my lane, bro. They are given to you automatically at the start of every game,
which by default is going to be bound to four. These are free to use and they'll passively
recharge over time. When you place them, they turn invisible after a short delay and they stay hidden
from enemies unless they use special tools to detect those wards. As long as they're active,
they're going to grant you and your team vision of the surrounding area. You can see how long your
stealth ward will last by the white bar right here. Once these time out or get destroyed by your
opponent, that ward will disappear and you're going to lose vision of that area. Control wards
are a little bit different though and they can be purchased for 75 gold in the shop. These not only
provide you vision and last indefinitely, but more importantly, they reveal and disable enemy
stealth wards in that area, allowing you to destroy them, with two limitations that we need to talk
about here. They're visible to enemies, meaning if they spot them, they can see and destroy them,
and you can only have one active on the map at a given time. This makes them super valuable for
making sure certain areas like important objectives or gank paths stay completely under your team's
control. Any time during the game you can also visit the shop and trade your yellow
red trinket for one of the two other options. The farsight or blue trinket
which basically just allows you to place a ward and gain vision from really far
away or their red trinket known as oracle lens or sweeper. This one plays an
important role in vision minigame as when it's used it's gonna scan the area
around your champion revealing any hidden enemy stealth wards temporarily
disabling those and making them visible for just long enough for you to destroy
them. Typically they're picked up by junglers in supports. Now you might remember earlier in the
video when we mentioned that supports play a huge role when it comes to vision control. That's
because as a support progresses their role quest, their starting item upgrades, unlocking replenishable
stealth wards that refresh every time they return to base. This makes supports the only role that
can place wards consistently throughout the game, outside of the single control ward you can have
down and the basic free yellow trinket everyone gets. One brand new change to vision in 2026 though
is the addition of Phaelites, which you'll see placed around the map.
What these do is they mark ideal spots to place your warts,
since not only are they positioned in high-traffic areas and common wart spots,
but when placing a wart in one, you'll also reveal an area around them,
letting you spot enemies earlier and giving you more time to react.
but chat this guy's going off the deep end here this guy's going off the deep
end bro he had me at the start now let's jump brother it says beginners to the
good stuff choosing your champion yes yes this is the moment I was waiting for
league as we mentioned has over 170 unique champions and finding excuse me
Did he say 117 or 170?
But now, let's jump to the good stuff.
Choosing your champion.
League, as we mentioned, has over 170 unique ch-
I'm fucking cooked.
Champions.
And finding one that-
You know what though, bro?
need to do in League is I need to find one guy that I actually like and then just keep
playing him and outside of that just don't even try to learn other shit.
Because bro, if you learn who can actually play 170 characters?
Like Faker.
Fits your playstyle perfectly.
It's going to take some time and that is okay.
Chat, I'm pretty sure this is my brother's main by the way right here.
one that fits your playstyle perfectly, it's gonna take some time.
Right here.
Evelyn.
And that, I'm pretty sure that's my brother's main.
Chat, Viadas, is that cringe?
I'm pretty sure he goes invisible.
Is that cringe?
He's a gooner?
No, no, no.
He just goes invisible and shits on people, I think.
Yes.
That is okay, but in the meantime, we do have a couple of super easy to learn suggestions
you should try out for each role.
off in the top lane. Our first pick is Garen. Garen is the, okay, is Garen the simplest character
in the game? Because I've already heard that. Is Garen the simplest character in the game? So
should I just play Garen? Everybody's saying yes. Watch the cinematics? I will, I will. Everybody's
What are you saying?
Yes.
Garen.
Okay.
Quintessential top lane bruiser and one of the most beginner friendly champions in
the entire game.
Hey, beginner friendly.
Q gives you a burst of movement speed, bonus damage during your next attack and silences
the target.
His W grants bonus tank stats and when activated gives you a shield that reduces incoming damage
and his E, well, makes you spin around and deal massive damage to anything around you.
And his ultimate is a crazy single target execute that ignores defensive stats and it
makes it really easy to finish off low health enemies.
Basically, his kit all fits together in the most intuitive way possible.
You press Q to run at your target, you press W to take less damage, auto them once and
then hit E to spend the win, finishing them off with your ultimate once they drop low
enough.
And to top it all off, Garen's passive makes it really hard to deal with him in the laning.
fucking emote inkly. What is this? You can be Yemen this
name as you. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Bro, imagine like you
die to a Garen like three times in a row in your lane, and then
you come back and he's like doing that. How do you emote?
Possibly regenerate health when you haven't taken damage.
browsers aren't your thing. We get it. And you think tanks
might be more your play style. One of the best is undoubtedly
Malfight. Malfight is, uh, well, literally an immovable object.
Your Q is a ranged poke ability that deals damage, slows the target,
I haven't ran into this guy yet,
and gives you movement speed.
W gives you passive armor,
and on activation causes your next few attacks to do AoE damage.
Then E is an AoE ground slam that does damage to nearby enemies
and applies a debuff, reducing their attack speed by a massive amount.
But what makes Malfight so dang strong is his ultimate,
a dash that knocks up any enemy's hit dealing massive damage,
Making him one of the biggest team fight threats in the entire game.
So there's two champions in top, moving over to the jungle.
Our first recommendation is Warwick.
He's perfect for-
Uh, if you play jungle, you're a pussy.
I'm sorry, but I'm good to be honest.
I might join y'all, bro.
Deadass.
Uh, I- I- I-
Popping out of bushes and attacking people who are low health
sounds pretty fucking fun to me.
Beginners, as he's able to sniff out low health enemies, giving-
What did I just say? What did I just say?
you a visible trail right to them while you're clearing your camps. Q bites the target dealing
high damage and healing for yourself. While even letting you follow enemy mobility, W provides the
blood trail and bonus attack speed against low health targets and can even be activated to guide
you to the closest enemy champion regardless of health. It's like, okay question. Is my jungler
supposed to be responsible for their jungler not ganking me if I'm ADC in bot lane? Is my jungler
are supposed to be responsible for me not for me. No. All right. So, um, okay. Yes and
no, sometimes kind of jungler is the hardest role. Don't play it. Richie, how do you play
every game? Richie, have you played every game ever? He reduces damage and fears nearby.
Richie, I don't know what I'm going to play, bro. I'm going to keep it a bean. I don't
know what I'm going to play enemies and his ultimate I'm going to what I want to do today
is I want to have Tyler like kind of live coach me,
which is going to be a disaster, like watch my game.
But I want to try a couple of different roles
and see what I actually like.
Cause I've only tried ADC and I just died.
I'm just so squishy and I died so fast
and I don't scale well
because I'm not going to getting early kills.
But then again, I've only been underranked
in all my lobbies.
Like I haven't played an iron yet,
but I still feel like I'm going to get brutally frame
mugged by iron players.
It is a long-range leap that locks down a target, deals big damage, and it also heals
you.
Oh, and his passive just gives Warwick extra healing from his attacks the lower he drops.
All in all, this makes him one of the best duelists and 1v1 champions in the entire game.
But if you're wanting to make more of an impression in teamfights, then look no further
than a Moo Moo.
He's tanky, he deals high damage, and he brings a ton of crowd control.
Q pulls yourself to any target hit, stuns them, and kills them.
target hit, it stuns them and deals high damage. W passively deals damage to anybody near him,
and E deals decent AoE damage and gets its cooldown reduced whenever a MooMoo gets hit.
But what truly makes a MooMoo is his ultimate, a massive AoE effect that deals high damage
and stuns any target hit. Single-handedly, this is going to allow you to carry games even as a
complete beginner. Alright, jungle out of the way, mid lane. If you enjoy mage type champs, carry games
as a beginner. Holy false advertisement. Uh, if you're a beginner, bro, you're just gonna
get bent over a table and repetitively fucked in the ass. Completely unconsensable, by the
way.
You're not gonna carry shit as a beginner, bro. Let me burst your fucking bubble.
Suggestion is Arkane's very own.
Who is, whoa. Hold up. Who is this? I thought Valorant had the huzz. I'm not gonna lie.
League might have the huzz.
If you enjoy mage type champions, then our first suggestion is Arcane's
Bami very own from the hit TV series mel her passive has two parts first
It makes last hitting minions an absolute breeze as you'll automatically execute low health minions with your attacks and abilities
The second part causes your ability auto execute what these two apply stacking marks to the target
Which can be consumed using your ultimate for a big chunk of extra damage outside of that
Q fires a barrage of bolts in a small area.
E is an orb that deals AoE damage, slows, and even roots targets.
And her W is one of the most broken abilities in the freaking game,
as it allows you to reflect almost every spell in the game back at your opponent,
while also making you invulnerable.
But if mages aren't your thing, I get it,
and you want to try and assassin, then look no further than Nefiri.
Now, assassins are usually going to be weaker in lane due to their short range,
but Nefiri's simple, powerful, like a wolf dragon thing?
Okid helps her bypass all that weakness that other assassins have.
So her Q throws daggers that deal high damage and apply a bleed.
If you hit the same target twice, you're going to get bonus damage in healing.
Her E is a short dash that deals high burst, and W gives her brief immunity along with
bonus damage and movement speed, with her passive periodically spawning packmates that
help with last hitting and significantly boost her damage.
What really makes Defuri shine though, is her ultimate, a targeted leap that deals massive
damage.
For jumping in, you can chain your Qs and E to burst enemies down, then escape with W.
And if you secure a kill or assist, you can only-
Yeah bro, another thing I struggle with is like, I don't know when somebody can and can't dash.
Like, it's just- it's basically a pack opening for me, bro.
It's like, is- am I- in range of getting dashed?
Oh, yep, I am. I'm dead.
Respawn in 29 seconds.
Cast your ultimate agai-
Yeah, you know what? Fucking, I'm gonna rage a lot for today.
I said I wasn't gonna rage, I'm gonna rage again.
Leaping to the next target and gaining a shield.
All right, moving on to the bot lane.
Our first pick.
Here we go.
This is what I played.
I played Jhin and Jinx.
Pick is Jinx.
Oh, that's what I played.
Champion that gives you the perfect feel
for what playing ADC is all about.
Her Q lets you switch between fast attacking minigun
and a long range rocket launcher,
depending on what you need.
But if you use the rocket launcher too much,
you lose mana.
Eight.
Her W is a long range skillshot
that lets you poke or slow enemies. E places traps on the floor that route anybody who passes over them and her ultimate is a map wide rocket that can finish off low health targets regardless of where this reminds me of Mario Kart rocket. You are. But what really makes Jinx exciting is her passive as whenever you get to take down you get a massive burst of attack and movement speed letting you clean up
fights, great in team fights, amazing late game, and me, oh, I don't get takedowns, bro.
And overall, a solid ADC that is well worth putting the time into. But for a different take on ADC,
you can instead try out misfortune. Unlike Jinx and other marksmen, she is a bit more spell focused
in how she deals damage. And what that's going to do is it's going to quickly teach you how to
balance dealing damage with your auto attacks as well as spells. Her passive makes her first attack
on a target hit harder, helping with last hitting minions. Q is a shot that deals high damage and
and bouncing to targets behind.
W gives passive movement speed lost when taking damage,
but could be activated to gain the boost,
as well as some additional attack speed.
And E is an AOE slow,
but misfortune is all about her ultimate, bullet time.
Just look for a safe spot in a team fight,
hit this, and watch as they completely melt.
And last but not least, let's cover some support picks.
If you're-
Ah, by the way, if you play support,
you're an absolute Chad, bro.
Support needs some love.
No, no, no, no.
their entire like, their
life is dependent on sup
to heal that's all healed
allies safe than milio d
damage and knocks targets
a we heal that also buffs
attack range. E shield al
movement speed with two c
heals and removes debuffs
you allowing you to get y
any crowd control. And on top of that, Millio's passive empowers allies hit by his abilities,
causing their next attack to deal bonus damage. But if rather than keeping your team alive,
you're going to be making plays, being a tanky frontliner and locking enemies down,
you need to try out Leona. Q is a targeted stun on a short cooldown. W provides bonus
resistance for a short period. E is a root and a gap closer in one. And R is a long range AoE stun.
Her kit is just made to engage.
You can e onto a target to root him, stun him with Q,
then follow up with your ultimate,
keeping the target locked down
for a ridiculous amount of time.
Now, when it comes to building your champion of choice,
there's two things to consider.
Runes and-
Whoa, who is that, Chad?
Whoa, who is that?
Kaisa?
Bro, why does League have like, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
This game is pretty peak.
This game is pretty to be.
However, unlike a lot of games,
Riot has made this process a comp-
Whoa, okay, wow.
Pleat breeze for beginners.
For Roots, after selecting your champion,
you can click this little button here,
and it's gonna suggest three different room pages
with a short description of what they do.
These are all, for the most part,
just passives that either enhance your damage,
survivability, or even utility in specific ways.
A quick note here that if you're playing Swift Play,
you're gonna be able to select these
alongside your champion before the game even starts.
Then, the same goes for items and game.
Once you open the shop, you're gonna be able to view
the recommended items along with a brief description
of what they do.
Now, while you can definitely make some slight
optimizations to be easier to learn more about rune.
Well, why am I full screen?
Having an episode?
Runes and more about items.
You honestly really can't go wrong here,
as all Riot does is pull the data for these items
and rune builds from what other players
are most commonly building on that specific champion.
And one thing that might not be immediately obvious
here to the layman is you don't need to save up
complete items. Just double click any complete item and the system will automatically buy
available components based on your current goal. And you can see your progress toward that item
in the bottom right right here below your inventory. Now we touched on WASD earlier in the video,
but even as a complete beginner, there's probably a ton of in-game settings that you might want
to change right from day one. So let's wrap this video up by going over a few of these.
First, let's talk about your camera settings. By default, your camera is now,
I think my brother did this to set to dynamic which automatically follows your champion and
lets you look around slightly by moving your cursor to the edge of the screen. This is going to be
great for complete beginners to mobile chat. Y'all want to see some gameplay or what? Oh no,
let's watch the cinematics. I'm trying to like sort of delay the misery as long as I can chat.
Chad, what cinematic should we watch?
Chad, what, I'm trying to delay the car crash
as much as I can.
What cinematic should we watch?
Bro, what in the hell?
Two years ago, 144 million views.
One year ago, 184 million views.
Okay, this is like by far the biggest game in the world, bro.
I've never even seen anything like this.
What?
Chad, which one should I watch, guys?
Which one should I watch?
Warriors Awaken?
This one?
Oh, this one?
That's Jin, I think. Is that Jin? I think that was the guy I played. Chad, is that Jin?
Yes. Bro, that reminds me of Deimos. He looks like Deimos and he kind of talks like him,
I
Only job
begins to come to an unwinded end
and for death, he deserves to follow God
He can't handle it, he can't describe it
and such a door to come to an end
Is that fucking Thanos?
Who the fuck is that?
You know bro's got a nine incher.
Fenrir?
This game is so fucking cool dude, I'm back in line.
170 characters that has been saved.
I
Yeah, bro.
This game is fucking sick, bro.
170 characters?
Oh my god.
Okay, chat, let's watch the new ones.
Why not?
This one's from two years ago.
That was sick.
That was sick, bro.
Tomorrow is a hope.
Who is that?
I promise.
Chat, my favorite thing, Jin does, is when he goes
He goes one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four.
It's pretty peak.
This is like, damn near a poopy ground.
I don't like strong men
But it's easy for them to pull us away
But they can't handle
When I say I got it all right
And I must say I don't
Stretching out through all the things I have behind me
That was cool!
Who is this? Who is this?
I'm not in the middle of anything!
Maybe it's a far stretch
That I won't come undone
But I'll try to call that
To finish off what I've begun
I've lost a little girl in here
Mr. Miyagi!
This guy is radiating more of...
All right!
He cut an arrow
Zoro 4.
Yo, this is insane.
This just...
This feels like I'm watching a fucking, like, movie.
I'm still here!
I'm still here!
What in the fuck?
What?
Cab, what else, what else should we watch, bro?
Watch Warriors?
This one?
Hey, there's Garen, right?
Where's Garen, right?
I
Get attached
The song is the best.
That looks like fucking Bane.
Are these League of Legends own songs or is these like other songs?
Are these League of Legends own songs?
Zen 1AU, that's sick.
Wait, but yeah, was it a major or just like a normal event?
Bro, these are leagues own songs
Alright chat, without further ado it might be time to start playing bro, jesus christ.
Oh god, this is gonna be bad.
Without further ado it might be time to start playing bro.
Stop delaying?
It's delaying a car crash. No, we got nine more minutes. Yeah, let's watch faker highlights
Not first day out faker highlights, let's see. Let's see
20 times faker proved he's the best in the game
Hello, and welcome back to the channel. I'm OP and in today's hello and welcome back to the channel
I'm OP, and in Bay's episode we'll be going over 20 times where Faker proved that he's the best in the game.
Without further delay, let's dive straight into the action.
And that is the Charmgiller down, T1, with 40 seconds till the straight comes up.
Not the same time they find the ref, 369 gonna take a fight again.
I have a hard time understanding pro league league of legends, cause I feel like they don't make any mistakes.
So like, how does anybody even win?
Spaker, will it be enough? Does he win round two? He's ignited! He's ever followed!
Spaker!
One HP.
One!
One!
One!
Win the World War!
There goes!
Now he's got more enemies coming after him.
Now he's going for the sneak and recall. Auto vision.
They know he's on the left-hand side. Missing? Will not spot him. Go into the brush. They see!
They see!
You can see!
You can see!
They see!
They don't walk over the World War.
They do it! They don't!
See I don't even think I'm like I don't even think I'm equipped to even understand that.
He has to play at least a couple of things so he never gets targeted.
step upwards forcing the cocoon to ever so slightly miss disleeve middle and
expose the praise and defend but that was so close faker saw the enemy support
running out and he knew he was getting ganked and then the cocoon was just a
hair short just a hair short and just a split second off from flashing away from
the shockwave and so many when incredibly slim
largest decided this series and first it gets the kick he's got flash kick and
war so the way you feel coming out from teddy yet they have to disengage this is
likely going to be the tower for SKT.
RNG knows this is just not hard forcible.
And they have no teleports, Flowers.
So Faker can just do this for free.
And recalls take so long.
He even gets to see the recalls.
SKT, if they had more pokes, they'd
actually be able to stop more from going back.
That's the end, and he's out of there.
Another two.
No, Peter, go for one.
Oh, no, I'm going in.
It's a triple teleport up in the top side for SKT.
They want to win.
Luzi's going legendary.
He's going to find the kill on the Braggas.
SKT are now on the nexus turrets.
SKT, they play the map right and they play the nexus.
This is the only man left standing.
Karsa and Lungshing are after him.
Sonic Wave will not find the mark,
but the pursuit continues.
Karsa is stopped in his tracks,
but Lungshing continues the tracks.
The claw will not find the mark,
What character is that?
What character is that, Chad?
What?
L video.
Bad vid.
Watch Twisted Fate.
What are you guys saying?
Twisted Fate?
What are you guys saying?
No.
Yeah, I can't read chat whenever I react to videos.
I forgot about that.
Bro, what?
This one's from eight months ago.
Unkillable Demon King, Faker, with five worlds titles to his name,
HELLO DICULOUS AMOUNT OF OUTPLAYS THROUGHOUT HIS PAYOR SO FAR.
And today we've decided to compile 20 of his greatest plays in League of Legends history.
The tanky jungler, actually not gonna spot him, I don't believe.
Five world champion champs.
You can see the back off here, they're wanting to turn, they fight cuz, but he's just way too fast.
That's not the guy you were looking for.
The Baron continuing to go down here.
It's looking for this one all five members of DRX just grouped up onto this the sleep will come in
They couldn't look for this fight as Deca gets a huge knock up in the frontline and Keria already dies
Although the damage does come out here, but take a look at Teddy so low and he's just gonna be burned down by the Lillia
Do they have the damage though?
Cuz it's actually in that back line and Faker stays alive. Faker is always on a character that moves a hundred miles an hour
For the entire time all the other carries on the side of their red spot, he goes down really nice stop block from just staying alive
This is such a close fight and Faker's gonna take it down in the end with a double kill as T1
He's always going by SKT, but now where is the fight gonna go?
Effort's there on the front line, Karsa able to find the kick onto Khan into the rest of RNG
Faker's gonna be in there on the back side as well, Uzi further damage in onto Khan
He's gonna be kept alive but the health bars are critically low fingers after Ruzzi
But he won't be able to find a chance
How is he getting away?
The only man left standing
Karsa and Lungshing are after him
Sonic Wave will not find the mark
But the suit continues
Karsa is stopped in his tracks
But Lungshing continues to chase
The claw will not find the mark
And Dagger pats him on the car
And walks away
What's the name of that character right there the carbs? That's really fast
What's the name of that character?
What's the name of that character?
Guys, I don't know what twisted fate means guys. I don't know what that means. Is it a player?
Yeah, what's the name of that character oh?
Twisted fate is the name. Oh
Oh, I'm braindead.
I will not find the ace, but they still found four kills onto X.
Watchtaker once again with this great finish and escape.
But also notice how Faker flashed a bot to avoid the bubble from Xiaohu, which then landed
on 280 damage, shutting him out of the fight.
So Faker ends up being the only one to survive.
But he did so many.
It's gonna force something from SKT.
SKT having sense of flip-wishing.
He's gonna have to join the fight if there's a hard engage.
is all on. Next, Gragasolty. Oh, Harold's fallen in there as well. That's where he's
now down to half in. Man, he's too afforded to damage and knock him out. Oh, Fengi, there
he is. Watch right in the front trying to get him involved. Fengi! Oh, blown up! Oh,
God, he's passing his head to safety. Will he be able to escape? There he is. Standing
nicely coming in. Strangler thought's gonna knock. Now he's all into the air. Prey is
gonna fall here. Makeup from the side. Gashendo comes around. SKT doing great in this one.
How Kane gonna be the target?
Exhaust goes down, but it won't make a difference,
especially he's gonna try and chase down Baker here,
but with impact to get that top down,
will he have to finish it?
Baker, he's still alive!
What?
He's gonna run up to him!
It's a matter of no to walk away!
Baker is still running!
Oh!
He's holding another turn!
And he especially goes down!
What just happened here?
Oh my!
They should match it again!
Baker, time for that re-game,
just at the beginning of the fight.
Let's look at this again.
He times the Rian game perfectly with the H.O.X.3.5
and then Shen shield on top of H.O.X.
Baker went right through that fight
all the way to the back
and takes out Prey at the very beginning,
taking so much damage away from Sword.
And then he's able to land the combo onto Sona.
Now right here, it's up to the very coordinated play,
impact with the taunts at the perfect time.
Right after the stun goes down,
he gets on Baker and Baker heals up the minion.
He sees that he has the passive up, he gets the full orb of deception, which does the most damage and will heal him for the most, then times the charm on the expression for the last hit, which spaces out perfectly for taunt to come back up.
Massive, massive play, they've forced it.
Right here.
As T1 trying to do the same thing, teleport now.
Team 1.
Okay, so that's a different team.
Now to come forward.
Azaius on that flank angle to shine now here and Gumiishi pretty safe now on that backline.
Look at Kariya though. It's so hard for Wapor to walk up because Kariya is on that side.
Does he only play Twisted Fate?
Is that the only- oh it's a merge team. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I see.
Chad, does he only play Twisted Fate? What characters does he play besides that?
He plays Midlane. He plays everything.
Oh, okay. Yeah, I figured he could play anything there.
He flashes in, he finds himself the job on the boards.
There is the ultimate from the shot, but it just doesn't quite do enough.
They try to get out, but they got the perfect execution and locks.
And shit on again.
Chowhoot now taking a whole load of damage.
He's in the shroud.
He's toying with them into double shots.
He locks over there and back in again.
It's a triple! The faker!
Xayas is gonna be on our block down the next one.
Faker eventually goes down, but it's four.
He's doing this to like pros, bro.
Off a hit and carry off.
And that is T1 turning the situation around.
Their health bars are low.
Not all of Waybo's cooldowns actually...
I wonder what their number one clip is gonna be.
And Kerry gets spotted. He says, great.
I'm gonna engage.
Both your soul laners are stacked up.
Kerry goes right in.
Wait, not so much.
It's five. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got a cop timer. Let's watch the number one clip really quick. I don't want to waste Tyler's time
So let's watch the number one clip though
Is this it no this is number two here we go
I know right
This clip looks all this fuck
I don't even know what happened in that clip I like I I don't even understand what's happening, bro. I
Don't even know what happened in that clip I like I I don't even understand what's happening, bro
All right, let's call Tyler now check chat saying classic. I just
For I'm so out of touch in this in this game. All right chat. Let's call Tyler. I don't know how this is gonna go
I've
never met
I've never met
Tyler I know he's really good at these though and he's probably gonna rip into me chat
I'm gonna go pee and then I'm gonna call them on discord. Oh
God
you
you
I've
Bro, how about it's like how brain rot like chat. It's not hold. It's not hold
Okay
Let's meet Tyler one bro here we fucking go
Let's meet Tyler one bro. I have a feeling he's gonna rip into my gameplay
He already
I think he already reviewed. One
of my games I think I'm calling.
I'm calling him on discord.
Yo, what up? Yo, Tyler, what is
good bro? What is good man?
That looked rough.
Okay, yo, first off, all right, wait a minute, before.
Yo, Tyler, first off, it is very nice to meet you, Ro.
You are basically kind of like,
you look like my identical twin,
but like an older version of me,
because you're, how old are you, Tyler?
Okay, why did we start the stream with,
stay in my age, I'm 31, young, 31.
Okay, yes, you are in really good shape too, I can see.
Also, Tyler, congrats on the kid, man.
Congratulations on his own.
And also, Tyler, congrats on hitting 2,000 below in chess.
And that's what he told me about it, bro.
That's insane.
Ah, you mean got him, chess?
Yeah, bro.
I saw him coaching you.
I'm sorry about that.
He's horrible at the game.
I key.
Can you imagine being 35 years old,
playing this game for 30 years, and not being grandmaster?
Yeah.
OK.
I know how today is going to go.
Yeah.
All right.
I know how today is going to go.
So tell her, let me tell you about my gaming accolades,
just so you're kind of aware.
Let's compare.
You want to compare?
You go first.
No, let's fucking compare.
Okay.
So 2023 Gamer of the Year,
that's award I won in 2023 Gamer of the Year.
Is that it?
You got,
Okay.
Wow.
You got four?
You got five.
I hit top 2000 in Clash Royale twice,
Um, and I've hit champion and rainbow six each 20 times and chat anything else any other ones any other ones
So we shortlist isn't it? Uh, oh, I won a chess tournament. I won a chess tournament and
Yes, oh, I won man of the match in the side majority match even though that's not gaming
That soccer yes, so what are you getting?
Accolade starter
Desirated former chess player five world challenges League legends 80 year challenge league legends player 1600 Street Fighter player
600 Warcraft 3 player
Chest streamer of the year in 2023
Twitch rivals IRL multi-winner multiple winning powerlifts. I squat 600 pounds. I bench 450
I have a
Gaming we said gaming what that's no sorry. I get sidetracked sometimes bro. Sorry about that
you saw that 600 oh my god bro you know you kind of remind me of do you
want to know what you kind of remind me of not really what hit me with it do you
know the Pokemon guy got the fuck up don't start bro I can't be doing this
bullshit okay okay I'm sorry I'm sorry don't you fucking start me okay okay I'm
I'm sorry.
And GL dude, though, GL dude was one of the best.
Yeah, I know who you're talking about, bro.
Yeah, Red dude.
Cool, man.
But how does it make any sense
when you just said that you look like me?
Well, in the face.
Also, we both have had severe headset dents.
Really, his headset started dog shit, by the way.
It has to be fucking a sub.
Mine's Photoshop, by the way.
Yes.
It's Photoshop.
Okay, so, Tadder, where do you wanna start with me, bro?
Like, how does this even work, bro?
I literally have sub two hours of gameplay, maybe sub-
Okay, so I have a few questions.
First of all, have you literally only played those like three games in your history?
In my entire life, I've only played those three games in my history.
I got level 30 Wink and forgot everything about the game Wink Wink.
Oh, shit.
Okay, and I saw you watching a YouTube video.
Yes.
Yes, I saw a video about the basics of the game.
Yes.
What did you learn from that?
Not much. I learned most from my brother. He was playing with me
My brother hit like diamond, but he was playing with me just healing me like not really killing anybody and trying to explain the game and
I just bro. I don't know what I'm doing. I get no damage
I play ADC my entire team starts harassing me as they should and I'm a piece of shit, bro
I'm a piece of shit. I'm the reason why we lose
Well, that's step number one. You have a good
accountability bro so you're on the right track now okay so you but you
played a couple games at 80 carry did you like it now like well I don't know
because I don't know if it's not the fact that what do you do in like siege or
like a like a front liner or a tank like you go first for you like that I don't
know what the f*** in siege I'd kind of like if I was playing in a competitive
tournament I would kind of play support but I don't really know if playing
My support sounds that amusing in C, or in Glee.
I kind of want to get in there.
I want to get my hands dirty, you know?
I want to get in there.
And that sounds like Bruiser-ish.
So you want to get active, right?
Yes.
What is Bruiser?
That's like the big beefy guys that attack.
That's like, oh, shit.
You don't even know champion names.
You know, Garen?
You know Garen?
I heard you know Garen?
Easiest to play.
I heard it's easy.
OK.
Well, top laners are like Bruisers and tanks.
Top lane's Imano, Imano, that means 1v1 in Spanish or in French and in some language.
You know that right?
Yes, top lane is one on one with the minions, but you have no help from...
You still get help from your jungler in top lane?
Surely, right?
You will get... hey, no help is coming.
Okay.
Expend nothing and you will not be disappointed, brother.
But it's good though, it's good.
It's seriously a 1v1.
Sorry, I'm stuttering a bit.
Apologies.
Okay, okay.
I have a bit of a stammer. You're not gonna make fun of my speech or pediment. Are you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. Bro, also you have to stay there. I think it makes fun of somebody's speech or pediment
It's almost like making fun of them
Oh, look there, there's a skin. Fun. The color of the skin. You know what I'm saying? Yes, bro. 100% I agree with you, bro
I would never do that. But Tyler, what is Draven? Tell me about him. Maybe teach me your guy. Oh shit. Why are you laughing?
No, you do play there, bro. You do try. Okay, first of all, do you use WASD?
No, I tap tap tap. Have you tried the DSD? No, my chat said it's shit. My chat said it's shit
Yeah, like you're from console. So Mike just I don't know. I think it's shit person. It's not bad
It's actually really fluid coming from console. It's you're the kind of person they made it for
But you don't have to it is what it's you do everyone. Um
It's not a clicking on driven bro. We okay. Nice clicking. You're a console player. Can you like yeah?
I can click but the thing is I actually don't really like tap like moving and attacking with the same thing
So maybe I could try W. A. S. D. A.
Yeah, but I'm not the an expert on W. A. S. D. But it might be worth it for you
Draven is really hard wait Draven's hard somebody said
He's pretty
You have to play a mini game while playing him if they catch your axis while doing everything else. Oh god
Yeah, yeah, chop that, bro. Yo, I like I think what I should do Tyler and let me know what you think
I've only played ADC and it was a fucking shit show and I'm in the process of
D-ranking the iron so maybe I can have a little bit of fun
But what I kind of want to do is I want to try different roles and like we just do like three or four games
Which will probably take like two hours or something and you just basically tell me what I should and shouldn't be doing or
or should I literally just play Garen and just?
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's fair, that's fair, that's fair.
You could try a character, so my whole thing about this game, by the way, bro.
Keep it about with me.
Are we serious about this game?
Yeah, so I, my chat didn't tell me to try games.
I tried Apex Legends.
I raged off that game instantly.
That game's true.
I played League yesterday morning and this morning and actually had fun.
I don't know if it's.
What?
I don't know if it's because I was playing with my brother, but it probably was, but I actually had an enjoyable time on league, even though I'm shit.
I like hyper competitive games that take a lot of discipline and skill, but the problem is we get such an old game.
I feel like I'm just going to get stuffed into a locker repetitively because people have been playing for 15 years.
That's fair, but you can improve slowly.
By the way, you just said the F word about League of Legends, bro.
That's crazy.
Oh, you don't have fun in me so nobody has fun
Okay, I think this game
Is your new rate this fun?
But I think playing with friends and play with people is the most part of this game actually but you
Played the brother and he said that word. That's good
Now that's fair, bro
If you're down to give it an honest try because this is not gonna be a you're about to load in
I'll make you pointers and you're gonna pop off. It's not it does not happen in an hour
I'm just a I know trust me. Yeah, yeah, all right, dude. So I like the idea of you and them
But what do you mean the f word we can call me fun, right? It's fun. I
Think if it had a voice chat, it'd be a lot of fun
Thanks, but guys play league. It's really fun. It's awesome. Okay. We love you, right? We love you, right, right?
I guess you boy, uh, dude. Look, bro. I don't know. I don't know
I don't know how I feel about me, bro. I had fun with my brother
That's all I can really say, but I was shit. I was shit. I'm dog shit, bro
I I I checked you were
You auto a champion three times
I thought you were lagging in real life. What is that word auto the champ? What does that even mean, bro?
What auto the champ? What does that mean? You hit you attacked an enemy character
Oh boy with auto
Yes, it's an auto attack. Yeah, I know, but auto attack is when you stand still and shoot repetitively, right?
I mean, yeah, okay, true. Okay, you, you attacked, sorry, but we call it an auto. You autoed him.
Okay, so rate my potential title first four games. Seriously. No, I'm serious. You, you're actually pretty way
above their respective level you did it dialogue you played it safe I think you're ironed for sure
but you're playing in a gold game so you got shit on yes yes easy things to work on but the biggest
thing is you didn't int that's good bro you know what that means right yes int is like
intentionally throwing like giving up my body and just selling over and over and then I op a guy
and then that guy fucks my team in the ass and then I get death threats I already kind of understand
I
Exactly bro, okay. Yeah, no, it does actually sound miserable. Yeah, okay. Let's do this, bro
Let's get in here. How do I start Russia? I screen share first off. Yeah. Yeah, can you share? Okay?
Nice to meet you though, bro. Yes, bro. It is nice to meet you, man
But I swear you like popped off in like 2022. I was like who the fuck is this guy with this goddamn profile picture
Yes, bro. And I kind of have always sort of heard that I'm like you're looking like Tyler. I heard we look alike.
And I think we both might have a little bit of Tism going on.
No, bro, I got kids nowadays now.
Yeah, you're growing out now, bro. You're a grown man, bro.
So wait, Tyler. Okay. I want to while I'm loading up the game, what was your prime in League of Legends like your actual fucking prime in this game, the highest you've ever been?
Ever peace
Which year which year it was
2018 what was like were you like the best dragon in the world or one of the best straight event yes?
The best Raven in the world
Get it out
Tata
I
Mean I miss sorry
Okay, and then recently I'm like top 100 but I thought you were in your pride
You were the best David in the world
Yes, bro. Why do you keep quiet? I said yes, but I thought you were me you were me when you said you were me
Oh shit. Oh shit my bad. Yeah, I was the best David and then I was the best Quinn easily
Okay, it's like a bird bitch
I'm not calling you bitch. I'm calling Quinn up. No, no, no, I know I know Tyler
I'm gonna be I'm just gonna keep it a bug with you bro. You have a lot of fucking aura and I respect I respect you a lot
Bro, like hitting 2k elo in chess and hitting like the top fucking rank in league
I've asked about it. It's really by the hardest game in the world at the top ranking. I respect you a lot, bro
Seriously
Thank you, bro. So it is an honor to even getting coached by you David to honor
Thanks, bro
FYI, I have a short fuse nothing. I say on this call is personal. Okay, bro
Okay, I have a little bit of time.
I'm just like pointing out there, sometimes I slip up and I say terrible things to my
teammates and they're like, and I know IRL but it's not personal.
What stays on the rift, what stays on the rift, stays on the rift, okay?
Okay, what stays on the rift, stays on the rift.
Got it, okay.
So wait, my chat's ain't a mute the music, should I mute the music?
Yes.
The mute music?
Yes.
Okay, how do I do that?
You can see the league, right?
I shared league or no?
No.
street yeah I shared I shared it I heard that you have somebody who sets up all
your stuff for you yes his name is hi guys there's a lot of lore about him
bro is that because you don't know how or uh you know like yeah my chat says I
have CTE but yeah it's not for what did you play sports no they just think I'm
stupid bro like yeah hi vice helps me a lot because I'm not really good with
technology I'm not doing technology okay go to the top right on that little
cog yep nail that good notifications she didn't want to shut off all those off
get these fanboys the fuck out of here all of them disable all fuck these
guys I saw a clip of you getting stream sniped by somebody and then his son
stream sniped you ten years later you know the fucking freaks bro
Head cuss in your channel. They're fucking freaks man. Yes. Yes
No lines
They follow you from game to game you could literally swap your stream schedule and these grown-ass men at 4 a.m.
We'll wake up and stream set you in every single fucking game and they take it to their kids
But in like a 10 to like 20 years. What the fuck is society gonna be bro? I don't know. I don't know
I
Don't know but I saw that bro. I had to ask you about that. Okay wait title
So now, should I just go into ranked and just kind of,
what do you think, Raul?
Should I start off on ADC?
Like, what should I do?
Let's start.
You want to play ADC?
Let's go ADC, okay?
Okay, we'll start off with ADC and we'll see.
I have, I played two games or three games of Jin
and one game of Jinx.
I told my brother that,
because my brother was like,
you need to get early kills with Jin
and you're not capable of that.
So you might just want to play Jinx.
And I said, I like to bait and not really give up.
Kale's got a-
Put your brother on the mic.
What is this silver player taught respectfully?
He's not silver.
He's diamond, diamond, diamond.
He's diamond.
Diamond.
Yes.
He's pretty good.
He's pretty good.
Okay.
Did you like Jin?
I liked Jin.
I liked when he went one, two, three, four.
One, two, three.
But I didn't like his old that much.
I didn't like his old.
It was like, I hate being standing still.
I don't know.
Okay.
Did he feel too hard for you?
Like were you confused by stuff?
No, it wasn't that confusing. I just felt like the old of jinx was easier to use
Like one shot. Yeah. Yeah, it's a bit higher skill level shy, so
What about miss misfortune to use you to carry?
What do you think what do you think?
I think it's fortunate. It's like an easy 80 carry pretty basic general. I think ash is pretty hard actually
Okay, I like
Let me try this fortune. Let me try so should I buy you got
You're gonna want to look at her skins brother people skins
Okay, I have to buy her right or is she free to play?
Whoa
Okay, I already like this character. Okay, let me unlock. Oh
I have blue. Do not use the yes. Go there. Oh
Oh, yeah
Okay, look I'm gonna address the 1100 pound elephant in the room. I'm stiff right now chat. I'm gonna be honest
Holy shit
All right. All right. Yeah, let's go
Okay, okay, so pretty based
Just was playing just fucking you up. Just fucking I'll tell you in the end there
So you don't want me to go into a custom just go right in it
Yeah, you have me played sorry. Okay, so they're practice gonna play
I
Have four games under my belt. Yeah, we're doing training on the top left training on the top left practice tool
Get all chance in this mode if off-stream you just want to try it all champs, okay?
Okay, so
She's okay, so for the basic
Basic thing I would tell you right now is, since I think you're really low, you know, no offense here, still.
You probably want to go the same exact route, like, never change your route on this character ever.
And go the same exact summer spells.
So I would go barrier here, like that guy with a light and strike coming down.
AHHHHHH! He's blocking it with the shield.
Right there!
Okay, no.
Okay, flash on DNF.
Oh my god.
Shadowman, are you okay?
Whoa, whoa!
Okay, it's actually people have never played this game and they sort of explain it. Did you like flash?
I love flash it saved my life once
Did you what button?
Huge debate. Do you want flash on F or D? This this decides everything. I like the coordination
So I would say flash F. F
Is that good or bad? Good or bad? I use flash on D. Dude, it's a whole controversy by the way and
I put it on D, but there's some people that say,
okay, whatever, that's fine, you do whatever.
Okay, so that's F.
No, that looks so much better, not a lie, bro.
That right there is it, I think.
So this is F, right?
Go to, yes, wait, what are you saying?
Sorry.
I don't know, I'm running out of time.
Wait, Micah?
Put up the, always left.
And then yes, I just want to take what is easy and never
Just swap off it.
Here's the easy one.
No, yes, that one.
Perfect.
Just go that one.
Okay.
Bumble.
Okay.
Just go the same ones actually.
I probably don't need bloodline, but we'll talk about that later.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Okay, so you're not going to change anything.
Okay, there's just practice.
Okay?
There's going to be no enemies.
There's going to be one little dummy that you can hit.
One little dummy.
Okay, cool.
This is very inviting.
You get yourself pulled here.
You can like, yeah, let's go.
Okay, left bar.
You playing on lock cam?
Oh my god.
Give yourself all that.
See where it says level up?
Hold yourself up.
There you go.
Okay, god damn it.
You can only get 18 levels.
What are you doing, man?
Sorry, sorry.
Okay.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Go Q?
Okay.
Yep.
You like those vibes, by the way?
QWR?
Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine.
Alright.
I think it's shift B.
Shift B for what?
for what a dummy like a good about this you're right now shift be ship and
click shift be click shift be click okay holy okay wait where is my shift key
have I since keyboard have a shifty what do you mean you'll have a shift hi guys
Is this keyboard have a shift?
Talking about
Are you a controller player like your entire life? Yes, bro. I started playing PC like a couple months ago. Wait check where it's shift
It's their shift on your computer
Yeah, but I don't see anything that says shift. I just see control
Is that oh?
Oh
Okay, there you go, okay, so that's right click
Auto-attack. Yep
Auto-attack there you go
Now okay
You know what that means
Kite? Kite! It's like where you, oh my god, and then you click, move, click, move, click, move.
Not bad, right Tuck? That's actually very good, actually.
Impressive. Okay, so that's your auto attacks.
Based on the ruin you got, and necessarily I wouldn't remember this, but every three auto,
Every 3 auto, under the 3rd auto attack you do more damage.
So if you shoot it, 1, 2, 4 damage.
You see that?
Oh, it's like a multiply.
Yes, but it only clocks once and then you have to wait a little bit and it comes back.
So that's that.
Now to put your first ability on this character.
You can hover it to read it if you want to.
It's pretty annoying though.
And I just usually fucking skip them all.
I have some bouncing shot dealing 22 physical damage your enemy to another one behind that don't read it
You're not gonna stand. Let me explain it to you
You press shift B behind that dummy
You know what good enough, okay, so you're gonna light up a huge
Yep, like light up with that now press Q on that
Wow
Exactly exactly what it is, but it only bounce up to one additional target
Okay, I'm easy now W is pretty much just gives you movement speed and attack speed
Now walk
How long does it last for do I have to keep spamming?
You could read so you can't spam these in the real game. You're just unable to auto-ram
I know what I'm doing. I see in the in the real game. It's like I'm gonna have to wait on this
How often can I actually do this?
12 seconds shy stuff okay that's not bad though right and now your next
ability is your E just go press anywhere it's like an AOE slow like a
smoke grenade but you can see right there and if opponents run through it
they're slow okay very easy all right it's pretty simple so far now I think
now you're our we pressure our and it's like a shotgun shot just press it wait
but I kind of like that that's very simple yes but they can see you out of
it yeah that's pretty much it what do you mean you see me out of it crowd
Control yeah, like they can stun you or displace you
Okay, okay
God, bro. You're ready. That's it. Oh god
All right, I mean she's it's a simple now Tyler had a couple of questions about the buying. Okay. Yes
So I'll make it quick and keep it simple, but like
What should I be buying like with misfortune like I like I don't when I'm buying swords and shit
It's like I don't understand. It's like I'm buying a sword, but I'm not actually using a sword. So what the fuck does that even mean?
That's fair that's fair
So when you buy items, you don't actually put it on your character
Like you could buy a sword and have a gun. Yes or have fist and have a
bazooka
But then you got
Yeah, my grandma got hit with a bazook
Okay, so you just want to build the same, again, for your current level just build the
same exact thing every single game, talk what anybody else says, you need to play one character,
one build, one runes, and just learn the game.
Got it, so let's see what's more basic, hubby collector, you see like hubby right there?
Oh it's hubby, it is what it is, go hubby, okay.
or collector. It's a hubby collector boots. It's gonna build the hubby first, then collector. Got it.
That's something at BT. BT be easier if you use. BT might be easier if you use actually. Let's go BT.
What is BT? Let's make it take you. That's it. And then I would build the same thing in the same order
every single time. So when I start the game I should build towards bloodthirst? Yes, exactly.
Okay. Thorns blade bloodthirst. Thorns blade is the first thing. You buy that instantly on spawn,
right? Yep. And then bloodthirst. Okay, got it. That's pretty simple. All right. That's it. Should
I now focus on the dragons and bullshit too much for now? Does it matter? Does it matter? Okay.
Bro, that guy in the video I was watching was talking about it for 20 minutes and I thought my
brain was gonna explode yes and I was
watching that I was like this is to you
this is much information yes it was I
didn't really see it right now you're
probably iron for who kadeem is kadeem I
don't know who that is he's a pioneer
the iron for community and basically we
base everybody's play off of his gameplay
to determine if they deserve iron kadeem
for okay kadeem could whip your ass
what yeah I might lie and that's a
problem okay okay okay the goat of lead chat is saying the D mentioned okay
it's just yeah he's always some time he's the last thing sorry Tyler my chat
saying to buy skins on on misfortune okay goody you're a goody your shop all
right side by skins or sorry right there right run it the first time right
there
the skins
I'm going to type in the search bar misfortune.
I don't know why they're specifically saying whoa.
You can click in, I think.
All your skins come up and you click in.
I don't have RP, Tyler.
Oh, look at me.
I'm not giving you shit.
You got me fucked up for somebody else.
Wait, did you scroll down?
OK, wait, OK, OK, scroll down.
OK.
Click that arcade one.
I could buy this no you're gonna have to spend money. I don't want to leak. All right, maybe
Are you actually gonna buy the skins?
Well, bless you. Thank you if I buy this skin, I'll probably play half chop the whole time
Maybe just don't buy it, but maybe buy it off stream or something. Yes. Yeah. Okay. You know that I was gonna pick you up
Yeah, let's go. Let's get a lot of it bro. All right, man. So Tyler
I don't know what my rank is. I know I'm 0 and 3 on placements though, and that's good
I've been harassed by every team I've been on
It's it's in the split bro. So like these games matter to people
Because they're trying to end at their best and you're kind of like just like showed up and shit on them
Oh, so it's like end of season and they're trying to do well, and I'm ruining all of it
literally, okay
I'm really sorry. Okay. I'm gonna turn up your volume so I can hear you better and then I'm gonna re-screen chair
Alright, so Tyler. I'm just gonna cue a game right some of those rift
Yeah, all right. Here we go, man. Oh, no, no rank solo dude. Thanks. Hello
Well, there you go. Wait in league you can only do well. You can't stack
And flex you you could stack there's a stack mode. Okay parties at four disabled. Okay, so
So, um, that means you kind of have to earn your rank in this game.
There's no carrying bullshit.
Ah, there's fucking dual queues and an abusing piece of shit.
You fucking go high though, you get pro players dual queuing like pussies.
Okay.
You and these little scrub ass jungle mid-manes dual queuing each other.
They're scared, scrawny little pipsqueaks in real life, you feel me?
Yes.
All right, this shit gets me heated, bro.
I'm gonna do a removed.
You're gonna do a played with friends.
We have 80 other game modes to play with friends.
Bro, but if dual gets removed, then I can't play with my brother, bro.
they just make it to where you can only duo in low ranks and not in like the top
top right they had that before yeah and they're adding it back for on Wednesday
Thursday all right so I'm nervous should I just click it so I click it
okay my goal is one win today one win here we go okay you're thinking way too
high you're thinking way too high okay one kill kill okay kill one kill thank you
let's get a kill all right all right beautiful beautiful all right so I'm
gonna start off on ADC and then maybe I could try like jungle and mid or
something cheese it I think you're probably in the top leg to be honest I
think it's your bread and butter tell her be honest what is the easiest role
and what is the hardest role easiest role is support they are the club lowest
Thank you players in the flesh respectfully again
Hardish roll. I think personally is like mid lane. I think mid lane's pretty
Pretty difficult. I think 80 carries hard to fly. He's got a rider support. Oh, here we go. Let's queue first queue first queue
Of course you're ready to type. Yeah, get ready to type get ready to type typing matters here. What what should I type?
What should I type guys? Let's lock in. I really need this win
Do you want me to type that yes, trust me?
Pause the feedback here. I care to shy sir. It doesn't matter wait guys. Let's lock in. I
Need this win really need this win. You're gonna have to really I really need this win. I
Really need this
All right, then easy
Banna champ who's the most cringe champ in the game?
Vessa gear or grains?
Sorry
Okay, they stream slapped you in Bander character, so
Oh
Except that trade
Except okay, what does that mean? He wants to pick before me. Yeah, okay, so we have a problem
We're gonna snipe Tyler. Yeah, you just got snipe. That's all good. I'm not a play jinx and gin. I'm unsnipable baby
me. One second, let me go check your OP.GT. Okay, it looks here that you went 0 and 15
on Jin, this is true. 0 and 15. Yes, I went 0 and 15, but it was my first game ever, bro.
It was my first game ever. Go, AB. Okay, click the bot lane tab. I'll talk to him about this.
Should I just pick Jinx or Jin? You're gonna have to. I think Jinx is a bit too much for
I'm just gonna chill. This is gonna be so hard.
BUDDYS! BASTARD STRIKED CYBERS IN THIS GAME!
Are you sure they sniped and it wasn't just luck of the draw?
No, brother.
No. Not at all.
To be honest, I've never seen this fortune get banned until I started my stream. I'm not gonna lie.
You play three games.
Four if you count the unranked own.
Who do your roots here? No?
Okay.
I see what I recommend.
Okay, which would be easier from the play you think chat you think I'd be dark harvest or
Fleet dark harvest would be easier because he can play for dark harvest procs, and that's kind of fun
This is like you're speaking Russian right now, bro. I know I know
They're saying fleet actually a lot people won't okay. Go fleet
Middle left one left
Yes, that one got it perfect ready to go
Here we go chat firstly game
I
Think live coaching is hard as shit. It's gonna be information overload. You're gonna feel not gonna see what's going on
It's gonna feel very difficult. Just saying okay very hard Tyler try to explain it to me like I'm five
Okay, now I always buy this right yep
Boom.
Now it's real simple, like you would in your normal games.
You're just gonna go stand under tower, fuck the fending, fuck the bush.
See your Tomkinch back seating you?
GN saved W for my Q.
Should I respond, don't tell me what to do?
I was literally gonna say that!
I was literally gonna say that!
But I was like, oh shit, maybe we should actually try to win.
Don't tell me I had to play my fucking character and say yes, yes, yes.
Okay, okay good great
Bro, he's on oh, I love this this is job of the hot guy
Okay, okay, but actually listen to him because now you you're at a disadvantage already
So when he stuns somebody UWM
Okay, you're you walk up here walk with the minions
Protect you go for the last shot right you play locked camera
be awake up top.
That's last hit.
I got one, don't shoot.
OK, that's your fourth shot when he's spinning.
That goes on champion every, that's fine.
Fourth shot goes on champion every time.
Yeah, this big damage fucking smacked the bitch ass with it.
This is nice right here, bro.
This is good.
I watched your boss.
You can do it.
You can do it.
And this is sleep?
This is, see that?
Oh.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
You haven't missed a CS, by the way.
This is actually go to shit.
Might be a bug, Iron.
Okay, get a bubble, two.
Okay, level up, two.
Level up instantly.
Got it.
Have you seen a snare, you know that?
Totter, I'm scared!
I don't know, yeah!
Okay.
Might gotta look for a fight here.
Just limit test it, it's fine.
Your top kick will start.
I'll start queuing soon, queuing.
Your boy Poopcock here.
Nice name.
That's fine.
I mean, I wouldn't do that.
That's fine.
He needs to go into first or you're gonna die.
You're playing me like, um, passively.
But that means right?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Back it up, back it up.
You don't gotta keep running, Stephen.
They start walking away from you.
Start walking towards you. Your support's empty!
Back up, back up!
Okay, this is gonna be hard.
I'm really nervous right now, bro.
Should I check?
Recall, recall?
Pop your pot. If you recall, it's an idiot.
No, stay.
Did you click the potion? Are your items not bound?
I clicked it. Yeah, I clicked it.
I can't... I can't see your cursor.
I clicked it.
It's okay.
He, um...
He's like 1, 2, 3, 4 for that stuff.
Whoa!
Whoa, is that a fucking jungler? What the fuck is that?
That was Leona. Her name's Leona.
God, I hate junglers.
I want to punch her in the face.
It's not a jungle. She just went in on you.
Okay.
Oh, okay. You're so... Oh, my God.
Okay, so your ease of traps
You can never walk up like that again. You almost as good as the game server but
Probably never put like that again, brother
Okay, so like okay how about this how would you actively think about what you're doing right now?
Okay, I want to move forward and try to get
I know but right now
Here never she dies
Oh nice you got a flash! That's good, that's big!
Almost killed her, right?
Yes, almost!
You almost got a kill!
Nice!
Stop fucking!
I'm so far back!
Okay, sorry.
Sorry, sir.
Sorry.
Oh my god.
Jesus.
Why are you just like AFK?
You're supposed to flash!
Sorry.
You're strobing.
You're...
Am I going to die to a fucking minion?
Fuck!
Level up, bitch!
Come on!
I would just recall here, actually.
your B button. Sir yes sir sir yes sir. Toddler what do you think so far? Not bad right. You
need to fight. You kind of like walk back and you stand there for like five seconds and
like I don't know if you're reading chatter. No no no I don't have chapel up. Think about
your thoughts sir. I don't know. Anything else you find here am I good? Goodbye. Okay um
so click the shop. Go to hubby. Now click the two long swords. Perfect. Long swords and
One potion on the top left.
Right across 50 gold.
Where is it at?
Left of the menu.
Yep, right there.
All right, now you can walk back to lane.
So I'm too much of a pussy, you're saying?
I mean, not really.
You just walk back and you just scan there for five seconds.
OK.
And what should I be?
Should I be queuing more, W-ing more, E-ing more?
Hitting, just auto-attacking.
You even need to cast ability to auto.
Yes, they're gone.
Sorry, guys.
Locked cameras.
Where's he going?
Rough.
That's fine.
Here you go.
Nice.
Fuck the wave.
Yeah, just hit it.
Okay, when she throws that thing, there's so many champions.
You didn't move! Why are you sticking?
We don't stand still, bro!
It's a high APM game, there's always me moving!
Sorry, God! God, sorry!
Sorry!
We learned kiting.
Yeah, kiting, yeah, shoot move, shoot move, shoot move.
Yeah!
Bitches in the bush, come here, bitch.
Nice W!
In the oracle!
Ah!
Ah!
Nice little hitter, hitter, hitter, hitter!
Stop running!
Sorry, sorry, bro.
My god, I don't know.
Tyler, I don't know.
I know.
Oh my god, I'm trying to just get away.
I know.
I
Won't I die as I stay
Wait as soon as she starts turning around you need to start going towards her
That makes sense. Yeah, as soon as she runs then I go, right? Yes
Because can they only attack four times and then they're like on cooldown
What oh, that's just good. Oh God
They could hit forever
Jesus Christ, bro. All right, so your jugglers looking like he's your dragon right now
There's about to be a fight in the river. Do you know what that's at? No?
Lot of fights happen in here
Yeah
It's a lot camera might be too much you're doing great though
Kind of fighting. W Leona here. Right there. Press your W.
What happened? Did I kill her? No.
You don't know champions. So Lady in Orange?
You wanted to W a turn. It's a turn place.
Okay. Okay.
W is her because it's faster thing that binds her. Yeah
Okay, so yeah, my brother said whenever somebody takes damage I can find them with w right exactly
Nope, yeah, just shot it at the bush
Those down
Flash here
I dash
Now just run to your turret
probably dead here that's fine fucking bitch what the fuck is that character man
it's it's a new champion it's rough but that's fine you got to pay I'm not
inting right Tyler I'm not inting that wasn't it wasn't it was not what how's
that end how did good if what I said god damn it you did go ho ho sorry sorry
all right all right okay so you're not you already bought you should go back
Sorry, I hit me need to get can you try no lock camera for just is it is it uncomfortable for you?
No, I don't even know what comfort is okay, and you see that little video camera at the bottom of your screen
Yeah, yeah, press it. Yep. Now can you move your mouse a little bit? Yeah
What sweet sadness the tower what the fuck is my players not moving anywhere?
We gotta move the screen down with your mouse. Oh
Oh my god, how's that feel for you that horrible much terrible, okay? Yeah, you can lock it
I'm a bit too much
Sunday Sunday, bro. What do you play on bro unlock pretty much most people plan unlock
It's a learning curve though. You can press space bar and it holds
It goes back to your character, but don't worry about it later
So I didn't do anything wrong there I just suck
No, you need to fight. I'm not gonna say that.
Okay, so you place your traps. Your traps are?
Your D button.
That was your W.
Alright, I'll be just shooting.
Hello, are you there? Yes, yes! Yes!
Are you just like waiting for me to say? Just play like you would play.
Okay
I'm gonna eat him. Okay, run just run nice barrier you got you look at the fight
Let's try
It's up. It's not your fault. You shouldn't be playing gin. They fucking stream fight you asshole
Yeah, I didn't fucking do well. What's wrong with you people?
Oh my god, I almost died, Johnnie.
Okay, you wanna go boots here?
Boots.
Boots.
Purchase?
Yeah.
Acute it.
Is that good?
That's fine.
Alright.
I think ranked is the best here.
I kind of want to play ranked just so I can fast track to iron.
I got you.
I want to fast track to iron.
That makes sense.
Hey, we're an excellent game though, right? Six kills to five. Yeah, you're you're doing great
Here a utility carry anyway
All right, sir a carry your support's gonna be gone here
They can be in the bush ready to kill you. All right, so just chill behind the top turret till he comes unfortunately
That's the name of the game
This is League of Legends, baby. Yes, you just gotta wait for him
Yeah, this game takes a lot of discipline like outside of this skill. You have to be very happy a piece of shit to play this
He makes make the difference.
I know these people don't have life, but it's fun.
Alright, he's back.
Where's he going?
Where's he going?
Warning, she walked with them.
They're level 6.
That means they have their ultimates and you do not.
They're stronger and they will always fight you.
Okay, I need to get my ultimate then.
I need to kill some minions, eh?
Me to kill some minions.
You don't got to kill the minions to get exchanged to die near you.
At level 6, I think you guys can build on a game.
You're so good.
It means you're close to 12-year-old.
Hey, I'm at level 6, how do I got my ult?
You did it.
Yeah, sure, you leveled your Q, man.
You leveled your fucking Q.
What?
You hovered your mouse over your Q, you leveled it.
Why did you do that?
You don't listen?
I'm a piece of shit, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Your Jarvan's here.
Grace is here.
It's a 3v3.
Because you're not
But hey, he's fighting. He's fighting. W on him
Job keep going
YAAAHHHHHHHHH!
You-
Yo, bro!
You can't change that again!
You just said kill him!
No, I didn't!
It's fine, it's fine!
You got this, sis.
Yo, I'm about to actually wrap my car around a telephone pole on this game.
Bro, oh my god!
Tell-
Poop-
Poop-
Poop-
Poop-
Poop-
Poop-
Poop-
Poop-
Tom kinsh
Can't pinch you called him your support is typing in the chat. I mean, bro. What are we doing go poop cock? Shut up, bro
I'm sorry. I'm trying to get to iron man. I'm sorry
Okay, you had
The kill yet, you probably killed both those by the way, so that's good that you're in a spot
You're running you're running here us at your tower run
So you're so good. I don't know why I'm running, but I just know that that's a good reason
I'll probably get your map when you play. No, I need to do that. No
It's a lot for a new player and an iron. I don't think you just need to worry about it
Okay, these early games are gonna be rough
She's alone
You must level up, level your ult, hard, your ult, level your ult, thank you.
Yo yo, yo you're stressing me out, tower, you're stressing me out bro, oh my god.
I mean, why do you want to level the wrong ability, I'm sorry.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Alright.
I'm limping, why do I have to limping like that?
I never think they'll survive.
I'm finished.
Alright, just hit these minions.
Dude, that was a bad situation.
I need to last shot this cannon.
Yeah, that's a bit...
Stop!
That's a bit... we got more cannons than I do!
I do not CS.
Really? You don't CS?
I think it's boring, so I miss a lot.
So I should... my brother told me to only ult when they're low.
Is that true, like low HP?
It's good for it's coming and it's you all so it's closed them even if they're fully
Oh, yeah, cuz my guys close them if I land a shot. Yeah
Okay, not stronger. So if that whoa if that orange lady walks up either one for the run
You're fine. No click anything
Now we click out the job. It's good
both of them I love job of the hot man you have to art here you're almost
coming so do what we said hard as well yeah I don't see anybody though
tatter I believe tatter I wasted my arm tatter are you okay dude this is it's
It's not your fault, it's your fucking MFBN.
What is MF?
Misfortune Band, sorry.
Bro, I hard, but no one was there.
Yeah.
Did you package kill your R?
Yeah, it's R, R, R.
I'm sorry.
I can't allow it.
That's all good.
Let's do one.
Okay, so their jungler is coming to game team here.
If they play safe, you're gonna die.
Top keeps the nuke.
You can help with your ability.
There's a pretty difficult character to play by the way.
Jim?
Yeah.
Cause it's like a geometry shit, so...
Not your fault.
Hey, you gotta fight here!
You win this!
You gotta walk towards enemy!
You walking towards enemy!
Yeah
See how she how that bar on her health
I fucking hate this game
What is that shit?
Why does everybody else just get to stuff me in the locker, dude
How do I'm running I'm just getting pulled I know I'm the problem
Yeah, it is
If you weren't in an iron game right now, you'd be doing so well, that's all I'm going to say, actually, you're probably better than iron.
Really? Okay. Alright, alright.
Maybe like bronze or iron one or bronze four.
Thank you man, I appreciate that bro.
There's a lot of weak- I can work on but this is a hard carry.
So is this game over? Like should I forfeit? Like what do you-
Your teammates will never vote yes.
You're going to be here for 30 to 35 minutes.
What?
Yeah, about 20 minutes left.
I can get a kill before we get out of here.
I can get a fucking kill for sure.
I think you can.
I would say to have the most fun in the game, currently, we will have to go mid lane.
Okay.
Do you know what lane is hard?
Yeah, I know mid lane.
So should I go there now?
I'd hit these couple and just go.
Fuck, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
See on the map where your tomcat is pinging?
Now
Careful we understood the map. There you go. If I say careful walk towards your base careful
No, it doesn't test good
All right, let's do this just out of let's put me wait too close to the wall
That's that here. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that.
BAMMING IT I'M STONED! MOTHERFUCKER!
That's the basics. It's the basics.
I'm just BAMMING IT UP I'M STONED!
Yo, chat, I don't know. I'm literally getting fucked in my tight ass, bro.
It's not, dude, it's uh...
Oh, and now you're testing with someone his mouth, bro. You can die.
Can I touch this guy?
You don't type, sir. That's the brand.
I can't be having you type, okay?
Alright.
Your build's going good.
Maybe you're better at melee characters.
Yeah, bro. I don't know. I don't even know.
Have you ever played against bots?
No, I've just been going, I've just been getting stuff into lockers, man.
So you literally have never played the game before, and you keep up the rank every game?
Yes.
I don't think you're gonna get the full experience.
I understand.
In this scenario, by the way, Tato, should I go to mid lane?
Yeah, you move to mid.
Jin, come mid, okay.
Sir, yes, sir, Chad, we can get a kill for sure.
Yeah, I'm down to play whatever, man.
Like, I kind of want to play a different role every game.
I don't know, sir.
I hope we forfeit soon.
I feel bad.
I'm not going to happen.
I'm sorry.
That's not happening this game.
You said 40 games in two hours?
I think it's about four to five hours, bro.
Lock it.
What?
Lock it.
Cancel plans.
Okay.
That has a major.
get the plan okay that has a main
I see say you
every performance but I need that feeling
alright let's try something else
just check
check channel
you're gonna R bot
you need to recall here
there's a life moment
before the curtain pops up
alright man
Why the fuck sit here?
Because, since you're leaving, he has nothing to do.
You go buy an item too.
Boom!
First item completed. Let's go.
None of the full foes.
Alright, I'm gonna go mid again. I'm gonna go mid again.
I'm gonna get a fucking kill, Tyler! I'm telling you!
I- I- You can do it, bro!
Okay.
If they don't believe in you, I believe in you.
Okay, there's gonna be a fight on the bottom side of your screen
Yeah, having that having that you see the name out where it's those red circles with champions. Yeah, yeah, those are as a people
enemies
This is my teammate in front of you here, right? Yep, that's a teammate in front of you
Hey, they're on your teammate here. I'm sure W to stand
Almost
Fuck me in the little asshole
God damn it!
Why does everybody have more health than me?
I died so fast!
It may just sit there and eat my bullets!
Like a chocolate bar!
Why does everybody have health?
Let's just use the radiation that's around here.
Can we forfeit? Fuck!
We're not gonna forfeit!
Yeah, big. Let's see what they say. Let's see what they say, bro.
The other pissy. Don't tell me how to play. Oh yeah, I said that to him.
Oh, clearly. You're still in it.
Tyler, we're not in it, dude.
Your teammates are doing well.
Okay, Cassiopeia's got 1,000 gold bounty.
Your Trinebear is huge, by the way.
I don't even want to play.
Two players doing very well.
Wait, Tyler, if I win a placement game but I have no damage and produce nothing for
the team, will they D-rank me anyways?
No, it doesn't work like that.
There's just no skill base, like they're...
Fuck.
I guess the winning is going to be pretty bad for me.
Can I just steal that gold from him?
Yeah, you just stole that gold and that buff, he is definitely not happy.
Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Okay, you should have even calmed down.
The game is still winnable. Stop griefing, Jinxing.
Bro, Tyler, you're hilarious, dude. I don't...
Alright.
Go, go.
Okay, you need to use your E ability here.
Okay.
E, E.
Actually, you're fighting bot lane.
Just follow your frog.
What does he do again?
He hits like a trap.
If you're gonna walk on your shield.
Okay, see that?
Yona orange on the left.
Yup.
Okay, coming.
Fall to the frog!
Fall to the frog!
Fall to the frog!
Fall to the frog!
Flash!
That's that!
Kill Yona!
Or don't worry, I...
I'm just button-mashing.
I'm just fucking button-mashing, man!
How does everybody have so much health?
I don't understand.
You can't play this shit. It's too hard.
You got grease in by the enemy. I'm sorry.
So I just have to sit here and get bent over a table. We can't FF.
It's 22 to 11, guys. Wake up and smell the coffee. We're not winning this.
Wake up and smell the coffee. This shit is over, man.
It's not. It's not. You're top and middle. You're probably just a thousand gold. That's a lot of gold.
So I'm just a piece of shit, okay
Yeah, he's got another bounty. You're actually winning this right now. It will be yourself out of this game you're winning
We win if we kill ADC I think it's not about you
We'd like to team kill me. Maybe I don't know
I'm just gonna W then hold on to stay with the prom, right?
W ults with the front guy.
Yes, you wanna back up and go to that mid lane turret.
Jin's pretty hard to play on lock screen because your W goes past the lock screen.
Bro, yes!
That's pretty rough.
Two!
Bro, I'm gonna get a kill.
I got a kill.
I-I-I think I'm gonna get a kill.
Got this.
Probably gonna kill I got I I think you're gonna get a kill got this
Your cast in his bot lane he's looking at another kill he's very strong if you don't die
So stop dying all right
Everybody wants to win are you a winner or
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, right I need to get a kill all right. Let me level up
So all I'm gonna do is W and then are where did my frog go? Where's our our are on the frog
I'm shot right now for sure, Gixi!
SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM!
Oh, nice try!
I'm just stealing a kill. I'm just stealing a kill.
I thought...
There's real audio, no pain or something.
No. No.
I'm just screaming R, Gixi R, and you do the 360, click off the screen, do Alt Tab, then put back in, and you still don't turn us on?
What's the concept?
Shadow, I'm sorry. It's because I didn't see anybody, man. I gotta trust you, uh, Lord Clamor.
Wait, do you...
That's right
Shall we switch again? That's it. That's it. I'm done my first win
That's over yet
Run run just run yeah, I don't want to end okay
Am I safe now
They're not really shut away from mr. Brog wait for mr. Brog yes, he's up in 20 seconds your teammate
You could look at your teammates on the map. Oh, yeah, right here right here. You can see all that. No click them
Shaco over there no, you'll die on the way
Okay, okay, what's the purple thing on your back like a big boss
Should I go there? Yes, go to the big purple thing. It's like a worm. I just saw him. You saw that?
Yeah. Are you gonna go to it? Where are you going? I'm going with Mr. Frog. Good. Good. Good
discipline. That is good. I don't want to die. Yeah. That is good. Bro, I might come out for a
Yeah, you deserve this you deserve this bro. Thank you. Oh, seriously
My first man ever chat it's not done yet
That's the excitement.
Lead your excitement.
Take a monitor.
Don't ever get excited.
Like that until the game is over.
Tyler, I wanna see you play a game too, bro.
And I've got...
I'm...
I play on Wednesday.
The Slytherin sets.
Wait, should I channel Tyler or no?
I mean, I'm gone.
You probably should for an item, but you don't matter.
so if you want to you can if you don't you don't okay i don't matter i don't
matter i'm just gonna save a group cop
tata you're saying it don't matter but watch this i'm gonna get an old kill
but i didn't watch okay i bet you can you're just gonna
smash your button
bro even though i suck like
back up remember you're like off screen
Wait for your teammates. If you look at the minimap, you can see where all your teammates are.
They have to be around you.
Are you clipping your abilities or are you testing QWR?
I'm testing QWR.
Yep. I'm not that bad. Yeah.
Just making.
Yeah, just making sure.
Okay, okay. Bro, I'm the lowest level in the lobby, Tyler.
God.
I never hate anyone.
I said this isn't a dragon.
I
Know I don't know that that's the enemy mage
All right, you want to hold
It's fine you hit a shot that was good
Lady carry I
Got too close. I got too close. You did but you hit a shot doesn't that was incredible
Well, I'm 0 in 7 sweet mother
You're cooking. No, I'm really got brah. I'm griefing. I'm into I'm like
Literally the the Titanic when it rammed into the iceberg
I'm the iceberg in my teammates of the Titanic for literally getting on to it
Like this is one in a million right here Jesus
Yeah.
I don't know. I don't know. I just feel like a sack of garbage.
I want to get to iron, bro.
I understand you want to get to iron, bro.
I get that. It's just.
Iron is actually really hard to get through.
What do you mean?
Is it just like punishment for being like horrible?
If people buy accounts in this game,
they should get heavily QS.
Don't recommend it.
Yeah, no, I don't account costs more than like master accounts.
It's like so hard to get tired. Yeah, yeah, you have to be so bad at the game.
Well, I'm coming.
I mean, I think you are iron, so you will eventually come.
Where's Mr. Frog? There he is.
He's coming.
Hey, Mr. Frog.
Bro, my team must be so good to be winning with me on it.
Like, that's actually incredible.
Well, that role that you're playing doesn't matter. It does not mean shit.
Really.
Really? So if your ADC is shaking, it's still going to be a mask.
mask if they don't die I don't think seven deaths in 32 minutes is that bad so I think
you're doing pretty well actually but if I had like 11 deaths we just be getting
fucked on 12 15 yeah I'm gonna tell her what record you right now it's outer GM
what is that grandmaster okay I'm challenger let me explain something to
you I cannot be good right I must have a bug matchmaking and bug system so you
would lose 30 LP to be in game 12. So every win was three losses. So every loss was three wins.
Why? Is it just a glitch? Yes, and they still don't know how to fix it, yeah. So I just...
Wait, you've been the top rank in the game for like 15 years or something, 10 years?
I've been in the top rank at some part of the year for that long, yeah.
Fuck, that is fucked up.
People!
Okay, the way it works is, it's where you can be, it's where a lot of people can be.
A lot of times, I don't end up using it again.
Okay, so we're ready here?
So we're ready.
Okay, now you want to go back in and pressure ult.
Ult here.
Ult.
Let it rip.
Let it rip.
Let it rip.
I'm already dead, man.
I'm like a fucking Mars metal.
I'm dying instantly.
I'm like a fucking marshmallow, I'm just dying instantly.
Yo bro, what is Jin's health?
What?
Like, he dies instantly bro.
Everybody else is a beefcake.
Watch for a kill?
Oh my god, we're losing now.
That integrated carry is pretty strong.
Alright, Chasen into that. That wasn't your fault.
I'm not alive bro! This is rough. You need to...
We're needing this captain to like you.
I'm attacked!
Bro, you...
Wait, what? I get banned?
Bro, you're playing on a rake that can't...
I'm new.
Yeah, thank you. That's better.
That's fair.
Bro, my god!
Like, alright, this is the hardest game in the world.
I don't care.
I can't get a kill, bro.
It's like, I can't.
Yes, I can't do it.
Can I tell you what the normal path to ranked is?
Yes.
You up, you play tutorial, you play beginner bots, you lose a lot, you play intermediate bots, you lose a lot, you play expert bots, whatever, you lose a lot.
Then you got to level to 30 through blind pick, normal games, you lose a lot, and then you play where you're at now.
So you like jump four steps ahead.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay, be rough.
And the champ's very hard.
bro I want to play Miss Fortune bro
that's good, I can ult him
okay yeah but hit her, shoot her
but this is good you're buying so much time just hit her
good job good job W
hit the W
oh you hit it
the stun wall
get her
watch her, kill, kill, kill the drinks
NO NONONONONONONONONONO
WHAT
BITCH
WHAT
THAT WAS MY KILL
I HURT THAT
NO
NO NO NO NO
He stole it actually
OH AND I'M CLINING
HOLY FOOOOOCK
THAT WAS GOOD KIDY
Bro I actually didn't boom on the-
Yo bro the respawn
When you die, it really makes you think about it at the end.
I'm hoping that they do something about that with gaming nowadays,
because you kind of can't play for after the game.
I get you.
IDK, man, do you need to keep splitting though,
because our teamfight is a visible, dude.
They're so bad.
Your pressure is the only thing you can do in this game.
Who, me?
Me?
Thank you.
No, no, no, you.
Trinibir, Acid, are talking.
Trinibir is just pushing the base.
So I could basically leave, and it's going to be the same result.
Virtually, yes.
Wow, holy shit. Oh my god. Oh my god, bro
Like locked out I
Just feel like a bad
I like for even being in this lobby. I want to get an iron man. I
Get it. I keep losing and dying. I have to be there soon
Okay, hold here
Oh! Get him! How is that not-
Make some use of my- I'll shoot him!
I died instantly because, uh, Jin is literally a pussy!
Jin is a bitch! Jin is a fucking pussy!
And he cannot survive for more than a second!
Maybe it's because they're gruesomely overleveled, though.
Oh, so that's good.
He did well, and he got another assist.
I want- I'm 0-10 BAAAAAAAN!
Hehehehe!
Okay.
Passive killster.
It's nice.
You're winning.
You're completely winning.
Yeah.
We are winning.
We, us.
We, us as a team.
They have five and six win title.
That's not that bad.
Five and six.
You're down 220 CS.
Oh, at the end of the game.
Game, I'll get to see my damage.
I'll get to see my damage.
Why is that?
Why is that?
Why is that?
Why is that?
Why is that?
Why is that?
Why is that?
Why is that?
Why is that?
Why is that?
Why is that?
Why is that?
why why is that why is that hilarious why I can't wait to see that you're doing
way better than your previous matches though thank you my genius summer gold
astute I'm gonna go make it here
I'm pretty difficult to explain this there's so much better than you it's like
you do things well but there is better I think an iron really help you yeah well
Well, every game I lose, I'm gonna keep going lower.
Yeah?
Why is my guy not hitting anything?
My guy's just walking.
Attack speed.
You need to wait for your team.
You need to not walk up here.
Let's stay behind Mr. Brawl.
Also, are you buying two potions every reset?
Nine.
Is that, does that mean no?
No, yeah, sorry.
Okay.
I'm not, I'm not, sorry.
You from Germany?
No, no, no, I was playing CS with One, and I liked a lot of his words.
One!
I saw him at the Mr. Beast thingy.
Yeah, One's a go, bro.
Good guy.
Okay, so...
I can't attack, what's going on?
Are you kidding?
You see.
Wait, what?
Wait, is it not letting you attack, actually?
Are you pressing an extra button?
No, it's not letting me attack.
Death is certain.
You have shampoos? Wait, did you? Press the tilbit key.
Tilbit?
Press R! Press R! Press R!
Help!
Ooh, nice try. Nice shootin'.
You ready?
Okay, hit me on it! You kill outta here!
DAD!
You said DAD as I died, Tyler.
I'M TRYING MY BAD!
Because I cannot see what's happening on the screen because you're playing locked camera
Bro, I keep getting they do this hook thing
Where they hook me and my little ass they float on top of my body and then they start stabbing me in the neck
I don't know what to do
Who is that?
I'm 0-1-11. What is Tilda, Tilda? It's like it's the left of your one
You won. You won. We won. You won. You won. We won. We won. We won. Yes. First time
seeing that screen, baby. First time seeing that screen. Too easy, Jinxie. One more and
I get my placement, right? Chat. What chat? Why are you guys putting that we emo? Bro,
We won, Chad, we won!
We did it!
Oh my god. Let's go!
Sakara Piovi deserved.
We won.
Who's we?
Oh, brother. That's bitty, bitch.
One coach you gave, one win.
I can make a silver, an iron player with a gold lobby.
Let's go, we did it, Jinxly, we're great.
We fucking did it, bro.
All right, should I play another one with Miss Fortune?
If you wanna play ADC.
Bro, Tyler, I've only played ADC,
so I might have more fun on something, I don't even know.
Yeah, so where do we go top lane?
Okay.
Ooh.
We're gonna try jungle, it's so hard.
Jungle just requires too much movement.
I think right now I should stay in one lane at least.
I agree, I agree, go top lane, go top lane.
Oh, there's my damage.
That's good damage, good job.
Bro, it's out of there.
I can hear you smiling over there, bro.
Let's have to say it's based on your previous games
that I've watched.
That's five times damage, you've done.
So.
Okay.
That's what she is.
I had 500 damage, really?
500?
No, you had an 863 in a 20 minute game.
Do you want to see the paperback?
No, I don't even want to look at that.
Okay, I'm not lying.
It's like looking at a car crash that you caused.
Hey, look at that though, Tatter.
One win, three losses, look at that.
That's not too bad.
Okay, so you got to buy a champion
and we'll probably have to go two champs here.
Yeah, because I'm gonna get sniped, right?
Probably, probably, probably.
Bro, I don't know if those guys were sniping, man.
The League community would never.
Yeah, okay.
So let's buy a character, man.
Let's lock the fuck in here.
Let's get Top lane going, all right?
Chat, any Top laners in the chat?
I'm probably gonna say Garen, to be honest, brother.
Okay, now, drive to buy him or is he just default?
He's like four fifties, very cheap, you have enough.
Boom.
Unlocked.
Boom!
Bada bing!
Bada boom!
We got so many kills in this champion by the way.
Really?
That sounds fun.
Rosie, even though I did absolutely fucking nothing, I got 5k damage and my teammates had
50k.
I still got the same amount of elo as they got.
Yes.
Alright.
Yeah.
That's how it works in League of Legends, baby.
Okay.
I don't know if you practice to it. He's very easy. This is your first melee champion you played first male a champion
I played yeah first made everyone
I hope you don't get counter picks
What would be a counter pick to garen Tyler will be a counterfeit rain like a vein
I think if they go range top against you you're gonna lose your mind, but
Because I'll just get range do normally they go in lay in top. They normally go melee. I
Mean not who knows nowadays nobody knows maybe Tyler
I should do garen and then a character that counters the counter to garen that way i'm like covering both
i'll fight go mouth fight mouth fight okay very easy go garen if they can't are you go mouth fight
okay and then where do i go to buy mouth fight
mouth fight okay true can we like maybe just dabble in a bot game quickly yes you can leave a
Leave a bot game at any time.
Yes, sir.
Just dabbling it.
There's a mouth fight.
Ooh, I saw this guy in the video.
All right, now play.
And where's the bot game at?
Co-op versus AI, just real quick.
Got some surf.
Yes, sir.
Here we fucking go, baby.
First bot game.
There's still bots and bots.
Oh wait, so there's real people in this AND AI?
Yeah.
Okay.
So I'm going to use Garen here, right?
Oh wait, actually you can't leave on intro, exit this out?
You can't leave on bots.
God damn it.
I gotta go to custom game, oh my god it's too hard for, oh my god hold on.
Create custom, like this.
That was pretty fast.
Now go to blind pick.
Yeah, it's already there.
I think I'll put a password.
Yeah.
Anything? Does it matter?
Anything, anything.
Can the chat, should the chat be able to see it or not?
No, they're gonna join in fucking Smurf.
Alright, I did a random password.
So now do I find match?
We guys do training mode to a bot game. They have all your abilities to
Up to you. No, go go first year go click. Let's start with this
Is there real people in this or no, I think finding match
Isn't a custom to fly close out of it. Oh my gosh, it's fine
What are you wrong? Okay, you're not in a custom game now and close the custom
Yeah, fuck, okay, okay, okay, cut
Custom
Great custom
line pick
confirm
Yep, not add bots on the enemy team
That's that's fine that's fine. You can just do like um beginner. No, no stop stop. It's fine
Like beginner bots the enemy is gonna be grass
It's going to be real quick.
Beginner, oh this is pretty cool, it's pretty friendly, alright.
Okay, now let's get our Q up.
Alright, beautiful.
1v5 and baby!
Alright, now, here.
Big in the middle.
I can walk in yet.
Start of your runes.
Flash, ignite.
She knew phase rush or conquer.
I feel like phase rush is a skill level.
Let's not do phase rush.
Let's do the middle one.
Under your rooms flash ignite
Yeah, she do phase rush or conquer. I feel like phaser spit skill level
The middle one
Actually got it
Got him already. I just struck game. Oh, not barrier on sorry not at your top lane gear. Let's go flash
Are you ready to be? Yes, we're gonna go top lane. Hey, this can be your... I swear this is really good for you. I swear to God. Bear with me.
You're not gonna be miserable in game and it's not gonna give you a fair shot if you just don't play one pot game at least.
You don't gotta finish it. Let's get started.
start it yeah all right I think ice Q start take it fuck it I don't need like
this matchup I run top lane our deeds shape the future
perfect now what the fuck is my cue what is that we'll we'll go over it you have
So your Q is like, it does more damage, it makes you move fast, and it's this thing
called a silence, so when enemies cannot cast abilities, after you use it, press it real
quick.
Now walk around, see that?
I see it.
I feel like I'm moving slower.
Right when you use it, you're moving faster.
Oh, okay.
Alright, I'm going to push around the minions here.
Now what does it do? It makes me silent so I can't get ability and it makes me move faster and I do more damage?
Yeah, it silences them.
Alright, it's like this guy. Walk up to him. He was bitch-ass. See that? Now Niders run away.
Look at that. Big damage.
You can just do that on repeat.
Oh my god, that's fucking easy, boy.
Bro, that's so easy, Tyler.
I'm gonna keep hitting him! Hit his bitch, yes!
I'm gonna kill him!
Oh, he's ghosting away. I mean, he's running fast away.
Bro, this is way easier. Oh my gosh, what the fuck was I doing before?
Holy shit!
His passive also out of combat heals you. You don't necessarily need pots in a bunch.
Vamo, Vamo.
I'm lowering my HP.
You walk up here, you just fight him.
In the mini-waves, protect you from all damage, 1v1.
21
Now press it
Anything that radius
Look at that you did a couple by yourself. This is way easier, bro
Miley champ. I like this a lot dude. Okay, here we go walking back in the fucking ways though, bro. Sorry. Oh my god. Oh my god
I'm so scared. Sorry
AHHHHHHHHH!
It's a Turkey!
Now, you gotta pop.
Tata, we're gonna guy up their way.
At level 6, you do a 500 damage, can't be blocked by anything, execute.
Right here, you can get the CS, you can fight him here.
I'm a piece of fucking garbage why would I go into a turret run run run I gotta get
out of here right?
Your W is a shield.
Got you.
Bro this is the easiest character in the game bro.
Actually no actually it is.
Yeah I can just tell the moves actually make sense in my brain.
You want to try and get all this CS here?
Here you go.
Good job, buddy.
I'm not like a five-year-old, bro.
I should have said so, buddy.
I apologize.
You level E.
Nice!
Okay, now Q at him.
W E. Good job!
Keep chasing.
You know what Ignite does?
Pressure Ignite.
F key.
Pressure F button.
That mother fucker got away Tato sorry dash F my bad, bro. I'm horrible. I don't know those who cannot
down are you inside or are you disappointed bro that was a nice try
god damn it bro is your f maybe it's not a quick cast no no I tapped it I think
but for quick cast if you have something night you just gotta hover your mouse
over it and then press once press F right there you got to press F and then
click I think it was stuck you up I pressed it with my mouse and then I
pressed it
I guess your mouse I did it at the end right I didn't go off so I don't know
but it's it's all good oh you're depressed on the enemy
Nice damage! Good hiding!
Like F on him?
Right, I'm gonna go to the turret though. Am I right along?
That's fine! No!
Walk up the wave. Stop walking back. He's low HP.
Yeah. I gotta stop you.
Fucking pussy!
Okay.
You see back? You're level 6 here.
That's your big ult. Your ult, the low HP, it one-shots him.
One shot some.
Whoa!
Q.
And run at him.
Yeah, Jigsie!
Ignite.
We get it now?
Okay.
So, hover your mouse over it.
Nice!
Q!
E!
R!
Oh my god, I love Garen, holy shit!
This guy has a mega cock!
Oh my god, we did it!
We actually got a real kill!
Yes!
Holy fucking shit.
Wait, okay.
What are all the abilities exactly?
So Q is faster, W is shield, E is the spinning thing, and then R is the ult.
Okay.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
You can wave, you're ready.
Whatever you want.
Okay.
Let's do this shit.
I'm going to fuck whoever the top laner is in the ass in this gold.
I'm not on that bullshit ADC anymore, bro.
If you play ADC, you're a fucking Chad, bro.
I'm gonna play Garen and shove this sword up their ass, Tyler.
I'm not gonna lose!
I'm gonna shit on them, bro.
Let's fucking go.
Wait, what if Garen gets banned?
Oh, no, no, no.
I know, it probably is.
Unfortunately.
Now there's no-
Now you're talking-
Exit exit exit exit exit
Okay, and again, I'm gonna I'm making this point clear to you. This kid right is a hard experience just FYI
I know you want to play it. I know
Okay, lock it. Let's go bro. Garen is such a chat. Oh my god. That was a play again and fuck this shitty client
Yeah, it actually is shit bro. Cuz I'm
Okay, I want to switch your role to pop no close it
on the bottom there you go
good to go good to go yeah it might be worse are you sure your client on
sure you're gonna hide your client you think I should hide you yeah also you
should go top and mid not top and bottom why top and bottom sorry
because bot is not at the most played role, so if you go top mid you'll always get top.
Oh my god that's...
All right Tyler, here we go.
I'm excited bro.
I'm fucking confident, like I'm gonna be honest, that ADC shit bro, I'm 1HP, I have to be at range
all the time, and I have to be relying on my support. Fuck all of that! I'm gonna be the main
character in this lobby I'm gonna go top lane I'm gonna go Garrett and I'm
going to repetitively fuck them bro at excitement
this game have millions of players with his snipers oh you don't get what
leelages is they are just a hard game to stream it's way harder than you will
understand yeah there is they're everywhere so what do you do when you
stream it you just have a long ass delay or something no I don't I use like a
seven the twitch that little twitch standard little latency issues that
Like sit seven seconds a lot of how you look guys do though. I'm dope. It's really hard
I'm sniping right now. All right
Here's your champ, bro, I'm not gonna lie either champ bro. It's just simple bro. It's like the ADC
My god. Yes. Here we go
We sound has the map always been some of those reps, but they just tweak it, but they've never changed it
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, it has there's different
pick your champion guys come on let him play it please for the if they
content let him play the fucking character oh my god they're gonna ban what
should I ban what should I ban title it doesn't matter what counters garen bane
in here why does they encounter garen because she's range and she plays not
And she has true damage and she has a knockback. Okay, nice. Nice. Yes
Yes
What is Timo, I don't understand what Timo is Timo. He looks like a little rat. Oh
He's a mouse with a with a ya on
Poisoned dark data
Okay
Bro, I was looking at the league cinematics Tyler. Uh, yeah, bro. They have like 200 million views
Each like that. I've never seen anything like that in my fucking life
Leave after the biggest game in the world shortly, right? I think it wait is I'm just a mobile game of the biggest right now, but
You want to swap with your bot laner?
Actually, just walking care
Just lucky
All right
the left thing left of that little one actually locked in the forest it's such
losers shit I was worried if they if he went first pick they're gonna lock in
his champion it's in his forest counter garen that's if you know how to play
So what, this guy's gonna go top lane with Varus?
Yeah, anything would be like, okay it's not gonna be like Melee against Melee.
How's this fun? How's this enjoyable? How's this fun?
So you were red side, so you could actually last pick so he couldn't counter you?
But I was worried that he was gonna pick Garen so that you couldn't get it.
Bro, how's that fun, man? Just gonna go Varus and fuck me?
Well, yeah, you can't play for a little, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, is that your
channel?
Okay, here's what you're gonna do.
You're gonna also gonna camp top lane.
Tell my jungle to camp top lane.
Yes, you can use your words in this game.
When the game starts, say camp top lane or I'm trolling, don't say that, but say, or,
or I'm gonna breathe, or I'm gonna salve this whole fucking shit.
No, I'm gonna just tell him what I done, because I need to play Garen.
I know, I know, I'll tell you, I'll tell you with Phillip, do that safe bit.
Okay.
He's silver
Who is the stream sniper Varus? It's okay. We don't know he's a stream sniper. It's not no accusations out. Sorry
Bro titles you made me think he was tie
Yeah, I know but he's just
I'm I'm deluded because I'm playing it's true numbers all day long. Okay, so here we do double camp top
Look at that double
No jungle camp top
Jungle burn
Top
You're starting item
And it's a range champion you want to go door and shield
Right there this this heals you when they auto you
My good to go top now yes
What's your word by the way, what's my type her my words per minute Chad? It's pretty good, right?
fast type her
No, I'm a horse little pepper. It's bad. It's bad. Sorry
Okay
Wait, so I'm under the tower my jungler didn't listen to me this tower. No, no, he is listening
He's showing his bot lane. He's coming top lane early. So your job is to not die early
And he will be there to help you. So my jungler is okay. So all I gotta do is don't die
He's gonna be a ranger maybe she's gonna hit you here
This is so fucking great.
You're doing good.
This is perfect.
Okay, this guy's just sniping you.
This guy's just sniping you.
Guys, if you want to play a fucking game, then play normally!
You ain't supposed to have a fucking shot to make League of Great a game and you're cooking it!
You dickheads!
Fuck is wrong with you people!
Play the game!
Wait, so there's a...
What's happening?
She's trolling the game because you're in the game and she wants to do a Q lane, top lane,
that so that you can't play
blah blah blah blah
it's just a tituration
get good cock
yo yo miss fortune
bro i'll get banned on this voice chat today
now barris is running at death
ignite up and kill a fucking
yeah let's get excited
yeah but he's just feeding me no
yeah i know
bro i'm actually i have an aneurysm bro
do i have to put on a delay i mean i could
Oh, it's not good if you want I think you which I think it's a hike you and
sounded you up and hope you don't get if you and bot lane us maybe she's playing
but Varsalty pulling
bro but now Vars is greeting his team maybe but he might stop now that I'm
equipped back bot lane so you can push the way
because your E does a lot of damage to me
okay he's playing when i'm going to get him
i don't know why they're all chatting
i'm leveled up as fuck
yeah what's my spinning move E?
go for him
shite that was really bad
that turret watch out
i think garen's your guy though
Look at that! Careful!
Bro, I love how much health Dan has there. So cool.
Like, if you were, for instance, right here, you'd be killed. If you...
Q, auto, excuse me, Q, flash, hit the Morris. Don't do it! Don't! I'm just giving you a hypothetical.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, sorry.
I'm gonna keep track of him. You can kill him here.
Mind your, you have to use a shield.
Dash towards him, dash towards him!
Yes, Jesus, how did I die? How did I press kill? Where are you? Where are you pressing?
Were you only pressing your shield, I don't know. I was spamming I was spamming my right click
That's fine. I'm trying to handle for you. Okay
Go go back you need to buy items God fucking damn it
Your Q does damage as well, so your Q and E are your damage. You're getting a gain?
Use that
Did my jungler do the thing this guy said t1 greatest of all time, isn't that the guy that sniped?
I'm sorry. It's probably my I'm sorry
Bro, he called you the go but then snipers down ready and my guys did they're the lowest IQ people on this planet
I swear to god, league viewers, I swear to god, respectfully, I swear, they're shit and stupid.
Alright, and after this type of towards you again, we really want to tension this kid as it has been unloved since birth.
Poor guys, parents fucking despise him, all good.
Coming for that booty, jinx-y, prepping for me with Lou.
Uh, I don't know, can Riot like ban him for a day or something?
How's that?
That's what they should do! I've been banning for years!
Yes, you're right! But Stewards get no privilege in this fucking game!
Nice, a Timp there, that's really nice.
Right.
Okay, now you said you passively healed this champ, not taking damage is good.
The light of the night, this guy is no mana.
You know, wait for your level 6, reminder of that big ability.
Nice, you did 2 to CS, good job.
and the shield that was good as fuck reminder no damage and you heal
bro that miss sports is gonna snipe me again town and you could be in that bush
Tyler he could keep bot lane you're you're you're many maps of the bot
good job jinxed in wait as we was low yeah yeah but you need to leave nearly
now have you feel nice you saved yourself good job you have to be sitting
I love this guy he passively heals to you. This is so sick. Yes, but you have to not take damage. Oh
Oh, no
Now what is my old dude finishes them when they're low, right? Like when they're like a third HP left it'll one shot him
Okay
Jungle's coming. You just gotta sit under for it here. Wait for your jungle
Let me know when he's coming or I think I see him. Okay
Alright, you also have flash.
Should I flash?
He comes.
Towards him probably.
Right now.
Go towards him.
Good job.
Alright, he flashed away.
Oh.
Run away.
Got him.
Oh.
Good.
Oh my god.
Okay.
This is intense, bro.
Have I died?
Yeah, I did.
No, I should have been dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
No, I should've been 2-0.
Oh my god, who's that bitch?
Where did that bitch come from?
Yeah, mid lane, your support.
Okay, so you can still recall on Garen.
Like, passive isn't the greatest early.
Okay, sorry.
Bro, god fucking dammit, man.
It's okay, this is kind of playable.
This isn't as bad as I thought it would be.
Yeah, it's not.
Okay.
Alright, those boots, yep.
And one more attack speed thingy.
Let's actually go, if you type in the search bar,
refillable plot, oh, never mind.
Yep, right there.
Yep.
Yep, here we go.
Sorry.
I'm 0 and 2 move, Ty.
Oh, good.
It's actually fine.
I bring this up.
Can I have your thumbs?
Is your almost coming back top?
Yeah.
So what do you think you should do here?
What would you do?
I should wait for minions and I should CC the minions, right?
Yes.
Leave it in and out.
Leave it in and out.
Like you were earlier.
Yep.
Alright, so my shield's for you again.
W.
Yep.
Pop your pot as well if you want.
That's actually, so you're a little bit weaker, nice dodge, Q away, get rid of this piece.
Nice.
Nice.
Wow, I just regained my basic.
It's a counter pick and he's fed and he's way higher ranked than you, but you're doing
really well.
I don't think he's sniping though, the bar assist is sniping.
No, I don't think so.
Did he just see that I picked Garen and then went for us?
Is that what happened?
So this happens in normal.
It's a counter pick.
If you pick top lane first, I'm going to pick my counter as you top lane.
So then do you have an advantage if you pick last always?
On red side, top lane.
Yes.
Is red side picks last?
Anything I should buy here, Tyler, or no?
Refillable.
That right there.
I don't know.
We're winning, I think, by one kill.
by one kill you're probably gonna win this game i'll be honest bro oh my god it's fine when i'm
not streaming i'll derank like a motherfucker not intentionally but i just snatched it will
this guy fed me a kill and they're not even trying to win some little win okay so here you
could drop a ward you know how to do that what is that it's your four button it gives you vision
See that? Now walk down and put it down. Walk like towards the river. That's good enough.
W, dodge, nice. Potions, if you can click them.
You know very I mean this is you know, I'm honest if he was in an iron game
I think he's outperforming an iron. Hey, I feel like he would be like five guys
This world needs hope shall I wait or you're healing up your healing up. Okay?
Jungle's coming. This will be a kill. He has no
Coming look alive
get the fuck off me oh my nuts oh my nuts oh my god he aggro'd me when I was half health
and he died let's fucking go bro hey you can go back to the wave now or reset try to
Just press B. Yep. Let's just take our win off bro titles. Let's fucking go Tyler. Let's go, baby
Oh my god, Chad. I'm actually high. Let's go
Right thought of his dad when I saw that
Sorry, your W also reduces damage towards you as well as shielding you so honestly with Garen
Even if I'm button mashing that's still gonna be fine, right? Honestly. Yes. Yeah, it's a perfect button mash
if you can just remember
To open there's a third HP
Yeah, I'm gonna buy that strike breaker
Forge onward this guy's a fucking Chad bro
Justice
Is that what he says when he ults? Yeah
God, that's so feak, oh my god.
Okay, so there, like, your wave spike here, you're just gonna do that thing, we're just
weaving it out, get what you can.
E, yep, E, E, out you.
Now I'm having a little bit of fun here!
Yeah, he killed his inner, he can probably kill you here if you're not careful.
You'll walk up.
There's threes in the wave, it's actually way above explaining right now.
in the bush.
He's in the bush, should I watch out for him?
He's doing great.
This is called weak side right now.
Someone's in the bush title or no?
No, nobody's in the bush.
Nobody's in the bush.
He has ult.
Flash though!
Huh?
Honestly?
I can...
I...
So, let me ask you a question.
Why'd you just do that?
Um, yeah.
Great question coach.
My brain exploded.
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I...
I can't even give you one. Yeah, no, I can't give one long reason
My brain exploded and I just started button matching. Yeah, okay, that's fine
If you were to start with
WQE
Ignite bolt you kill
WQ that's a hard combo. That's like a lot of words for sure
WQE Ignite Ops.
So, I only asked that because that was a good kill window, actually.
I can't believe you realized it, whether you did or not.
No, my brain is exploded.
No.
This guy is less CS than both supports. What does that even mean?
I was saying, dude, I can stand fucking league players.
My attention's so bad.
Wait, is he saying that I'm, like, doing worse damage than my supports?
farming worse than yeah he's playing a range top lane the extreme way just trying to
to off okay so reminder start with you if you want to fight him
this way for your team they're gonna come fill this piece of shit
this guy is a piece of fucking garbage literally yeah fucking loser freaks
Close an eye on our picture, Varus.
It's your socials, Varus.
We all that. We all that, yes.
Yep, hot.
That knife got you? You have dashed?
Nice! I didn't have to tell you! Dodge!
Baaaaaah!
Good dash, though. Really good dash.
Bro, I almost got out of there, man.
I had to start strafing, I think, once I dashed.
Yeah, yes, yes! Exactly!
I
Still my best game ever for sure even though I did get fatted kill. I only have one real kill, but it's okay
All right, no you can't buy anything you're broken shit. Do you rap for me real quick?
rap ah big TNG see on the rift
After we get done we're gonna go shop thrift
Yeah, I mean the store not the Nexus
bro I just okay I can't rhyme bro okay wait title title did I buy anything
good or bad or am I am I good okay back to that blade yes wait too long
you kind of gotta like okay I'm going yep bro when I try to play league I had
a broken mouse where my right click didn't work and I didn't realize it for like 10 minutes.
Right there. That's not good.
But it's just that you're like four levels down. That's really bad. You kind of need
XP.
How do I get XP just killing bots?
Just be close to the minions dying. No, I've got to hit them.
I'm sorry. Wrong button.
Oh no, it's good. It's good. Your teammate's coming.
Okay
Have our soul, okay, you can actually kill top lane here
Should I go with the jungle?
They're mid lane
I was spanking R, but nothing was working until the end. Do I have to stop moving for it?
Oh, does he have to cancel a spin?
Am I- Do you have to cancel a spin? I don't-
Chad, what did I do wrong? Do I have to cancel a spin?
Enemy double kill.
Or you need to click him. I have to aim. You have to click. I didn't aim.
I
Can't see your cursor on this board, so you were just pressing R but not on him
Wait, I can make it to where you can't see it. Hold up. So I can let me do this
I'll make it better to where I think you can see my cursor, but no, I think I was just clicking right
Can you see my cursor an outsider? Yes. Yes, fuck. Yeah. Okay. This is much better. Okay
Okay, what do you think what do you think?
That's good. That's great. So you use that earlier and he dies you both live
Is the first of many foes
This actually like this jungler this guy's actually helping me. Oh, you do need quick cast as well
That quit so basically what quick cast is is just hover your mouse over them and press R
We're gonna do that extra click
Job, no you fighting
What?
Okay, you can't Fuga-Buga out.
Can you hear me?
He's so strong, Tyler.
Yeah, I'm just doing that.
You're right.
He is very strong.
You have two deaths.
You're just running at him.
Get out of the top.
It's a strange bait.
Don't take it.
A reminder, he's unloved.
Yeah, it's like, that's on me.
Why did I fight?
Wait, so what should I do?
Just wait for minions?
Yeah, well at this point, I'm just going to wait for minions.
I'm just going to wait for minions.
I'm just going to wait for minions.
I'm just going to wait for minions.
I'm just going to wait for minions.
I'm just going to wait.
Yeah well at this point you're so far behind you're kind of waiting for your team.
So kind of...
You have a lot of kills, yeah, but you're behind an XP.
Because you aren't getting the CS.
Fuck, bro.
CS equals XP.
Yeah.
Fear not, I'm coming.
Alive, alive, alive.
Also you should go to your teammates on the minimap. You see them?
Let's go.
Go there?
Alright.
Oh yeah, maybe I can make some big boy plays here with them.
Yep.
Yes sir.
You need to go to him, you need to go to him, Jinxie.
They're about to fight, Jinxie.
Yep.
Are they coming in?
Nice.
That R meant reminder.
Get in there, Jinxie!
R! R! R!
Oh, sorry!
Oh, he's still lit.
It's fine.
Bro, going with your turn is so fun.
If I say R, do you know what he told me?
Yeah, yeah, no I don't.
Well, I don't know how to R. Do I R and tap on them or what?
Guess.
Okay, can you prep good escape?
Okay, I'll do that escape.
So, good hotkeys, up.
Pull up abilities and summoners, so.
I'll count them all.
Pull down.
Right there.
So I'm gonna hotkeys up, pull up abilities and summoners down, pull down, click that little
plus icon, yep, put it up, now, you see where it says quick cast?
Yeah, yeah.
Up, pull up one more, okay I just go, just go Q for R, I would just do R, that's R.
Look at R. And then for Shift, S. Summoner's Spell 2 versus Summoner's Spell 2.
Uh-uh, down.
Down.
What?
Okay, quick cast.
Down.
Take your mouse cursor down.
Okay, it's fine.
Play.
It's fucking play.
So I don't know what, what, what, what?
Summoner's spell 2?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Down.
Move your mouse down.
Move your mouse down.
Down.
More again.
Another one.
More.
Summoner's spell 2.
You see where it says, quick cast, and under that drop window it says Summoner's spell
2.
It says spell 2.
Oh, God.
Jesus.
All right.
Yep.
F.
Click it and then press F.
Okay, save nice. I did the game and it wasn't that all right. All right. Oh, there's bottom lane now bottom lane
Should I go bad because he won't know ability rangers. I don't think that's bad. That's good
Made her bad or made her. Oh, sorry jungle. Yep. You see we're keeping our fighting. Just go to the fight
We fight for those who cannot
I'm just button fucking mashing man fuck I gotta get close
FF fuck this game it's talking about me you think
why do you think he's saying FF title or is it because of me it's not I mean those
losing ball in single fuck themselves as well for realsies okay keep pressing
Your shop?
Yeah.
You want to buy?
You can buy that T-Mac.
That goes very strong.
Damnit, Tyler, I'm losing.
You're losing, but your team's still winning, it's still winnable.
Okay, what should I buy?
You're good, you're good.
Shot is to go with my team.
Yeah, you should mute this fucking Varus, by the way.
Yo, Garen, Overwatch is free.
League isn't the only free game.
Warzone 2, dude who is this garen 22cs.
Alright.
Okay, that's it, you wanna go to the top wave here?
Top lane?
Yeah, X is the way of crashing, you need some gold brother.
Are we winning the game or losing?
You're kinda winning, but real estate, this is rough, yes.
It's kinda, you need to, it's tied.
This world needs to be based on your own play.
I can't stand this all chat. I'm gonna lose my shit.
That is easy.
Finally can touch the wave because you didn't get counter.
There we go, baby.
Lot of gold. Lot of gold, dude. Fuck, let's go.
Oh, I'm farming. I'm gonna start fucking shit up.
Yeah, that's a good job.
When you press Q, it gets bigger. It gets bigger when you press Q.
Press it?
Or no, you're dubbing. Sorry, dubbing.
That was a 10-second delay from when I pressed it and you pressed it. What was that about?
I don't know. My brain's lagging. I'm following.
This information overload. It's not your fault.
Alright, you're getting a lot of XP now because you're so far behind, this is really good.
You're almost level 11, that makes your ult do more damage.
I'm getting so much XP, Tom.
Nice.
I can help my team.
You've done good damage on the turret as well.
This will be your first turret auto in like 8 games, by the way.
You need a run.
So your teammate need to run, you need to run Jinxy, when did I say turn back around?
I thought you said you were running from the minions and I now realize that's brain dead.
You're doing good, you're doing good bro.
Oh did I break my camera?
Oh I broke my camera.
Hey how did you break your camera?
I was breaking my desk.
No, I didn't.
It should be good now.
It was when I pounded my desk earlier.
Bro, oh my fucking god.
I'm going to have an androids about here.
Yeah, it's a hard game, man.
I don't even know.
I would say it's the hardest game, I think, ever, ever created.
This is why the hardest game.
There's 165, whatever, champions that you have to learn.
OK, goodbye to that.
170.
170.
It's the hardest game in the world, bro.
Mechanically and mentally, you know?
I don't know if this ever will be a game that's harder than this.
Holy shit.
Now you can go, um...
No courage must never waver.
Go top lane, you think?
Go, just fight.
You know, we need some fight experience here.
Realistically, if you ever played this game again by yourself,
I would just go top lane, or just go to side lane all the time.
Yeah.
And just farm.
You gotta mute this fucking chat.
I'm gonna lose my shit, these fucking losers.
Ah.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go bottom lane, okay?
And maybe group fight?
Yep.
Oh god, our turret's 1-8-3.
What?
Vile spirits.
Hey, what is Ezreal doing?
He's AFK.
I think Ezreal's gonna be squitted.
Oh my god.
There he is.
League, League players, can you play the fu-
No, he's just trolling.
GUYS!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING PEOPLE?
How do you, um, mute the chat?
Is there a way to do that?
Slash mute?
Enter slash mute?
Space, oh sorry, space all.
Slash mute, space all.
Enter slash mute, space all.
Thank you.
Everybody's chat, memos, everything's fun.
You're a ton word.
Should I try to gank right now or something?
Well now?
Okay, so you see that?
It's purple worm time.
You remember where that's at?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's up here.
Up here.
Way up there.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Got ganked, bro.
They shouldn't.
I can't move.
I can't move.
It's like a boa constrictor.
I can't move.
They shouldn't even be down there, to be honest.
They should be top safe.
It's fine.
OK, so you want to buy here?
The blue item?
Where is it?
Yeah, you're gonna want to buy that yellow item.
Alright now.
Bro, how do I feel like I'm just telling the team here, man?
Okay, here's the problem.
You're gonna be hit ass.
I know it is, but you cannot queue up ranked.
I know you want to drop to Iron.
It's gonna be miserable until you're in Iron.
I think on the real plan, if you're gonna play all stream,
you want to play bot games, start winning bot games,
and the bottom games they go to normal draft and then ranked yeah I get it though I get
it you want to see the right the number go up down you wouldn't even want that like climb
I get it but it takes it's a lot to take in not a lot how long does it take to go to iron
if I'm literally just losing but like I guess I'm winning dude it's not so easy actually
she had to go through silver three silver four silver or bronze four or bronze one bronze
two, bronze three, bronze four, and then iron. I don't think they could be iron four. Iron.
The ranks are in this game, bro.
I don't know.
Iron, bronze, silver,
and then emerald, diamond, and castor, p, and your...
first three.
How are they allowed to just teleport?
And fuck me!
Far is broken. Are we winning or are we winning?
No, I have to but my other one is yeah, I'll fix it. No, it's good. I'm just wondering
I'm evading your personal space. No
You seem fatigued
Yeah, I don't know man. I got
counterpicked
someone started off the game with camping in a bush in top lane with two people
um
And I I suck I suck dick at least I fucking suck bro. I'm literally I thought I was going to be terrible
And ended up being worse than terrible. Our deeds
You know this you you know I'm in here. How do we try group with your team? Maybe they can help you?
Bro, I can't even get to them, but I'll try yeah. I know I know
Like moving around the map is like a horror movie
All right qwe
Yeah, that's it, by the way.
Okay, so let your, you see that...
...the barrier around her?
She needs to go in first.
Don't do anything, but she goes in.
Got it. Right here.
Be bold.
Good.
Perfect.
Stay right on her ass, okay?
I did a perfect silver gameplay. Perfect. This is what I'm talking about
It was cooking it's fucking go
Here we go. Now you're looking now go now go jigsie. That's everything I
I died. Oh, I didn't press my shield. I think it was fine. You're Ezreal and there's just
rolling behind you. I'm gonna play the game. But I guess we're winning, right? Yes. Bro,
this guy's 15 and one. Holy shit. Yeah, we're gonna win because that guy's just so powered
up. You really can't win this one. Be honest, GC, if you win this, it's so bad for the brand.
I'm not gonna lie, can you guys tell me so?
Like, you're gonna lose so many...
I'm gonna lose what?
You're gonna lose...
It's a public shirt, you were kinda right last time, you can't win.
You think you're really bad, trying to go to Iron?
Yeah, I know, I'm trying to go to Iron, I'm not trying to sell,
but I just know I'm gonna sell if I sell.
Fine, rope.
I'm gonna stay on her.
Holy, she's just out of horse.
Rell, support.
I'll stay behind.
I think this guy's fine, right?
Yeah, he is. Okay.
No, no, no. Take that wave.
Mind her, it's like I'm just gonna...
Yep.
Nice.
Come on, baby.
And you guys can win the team fight.
Back up.
Start following Leona again.
foes fear is the first of many foes
that's crazy as you'll AFG and big rookie play the game man so are we winning
it's very steady this is what it is again stumbled upon two point what is the
going for it the snipers much whichever hard to carry yet you're not dying that
hard though
here we go holding a book
oh
oh
hi hi
you're extremely underleveled yes I'm gonna die to anything that's true pretty much what
You could it's more action if you're saying good, but it might just be better if you go to a side lane and just push the Nexus
I'm pulled up
I don't tell you
I'm down. I wouldn't mind farming. Okay
So go top lane again go top lane
Wait, did you unbind your arm?
Yeah, I did it's going it's gone
It's fine if it's still in the quick cast, it's good, it just shows it that it doesn't work, but it works.
So I have mine.
Anything I survive, my gosh. You're good. You just save up 400.
Hey, new plan. Let's just sit in this lane right here.
right here. If anybody comes, press the 3 button that has an active. If I press my 3 button,
that slows them into this damage. Add it to the combo.
I'm getting so much gold this feels more productive. Yeah
Probably and that's when you're really good at running
Yeah, cuz he has that shield and that like little quick thing. Yep. And now that things that just thought it slows around you
So I can slow someone and then run away.
Yeah.
What's the rocket being chased?
Two.
You got your W?
Ice Jinxie!
You win this!
Go back, your team's here.
Good!
You used his fucking three without me even telling you.
Let's go!
Go back, your team's here.
Good, you used his fucking three without me even telling you.
Let's go!
That's our jungler dead, you get baron for free.
That's actually a carry play by the way.
That's what Garen does.
Nice, let's fucking go.
Oh my god, what are you fucking doing?
Kill me!
What did you just do?
You said, you said I didn't kill them.
You said the jungler killed them.
Oh, I did say that and you don't look at the mini-map.
God damn it.
For me.
Oh, I did say that you don't look at the mini-map
Chai we did I I messed that up. Oh my god. Sorry Tyler. Okay. I didn't know oh
That was on me that was on me. I should check the map
Bro that felt good hitting the three and slowing him and then running
Yes, also how the fuck are we winning? Oh my god. He's 20 and six. Holy shit
Yes, you don't think you know, so you would kill for this luck these last two games
Rob is getting fucking hard. Gary. I'm three and 13. Oh my god
Now is it normal for a support to be one and five with 13 assists? That's a good game out of a support player, right?
Yes, it is this great. So this guy's a boss for support
Okay, now you want to buy that purple item that pink that blue. Sorry
Let's go see that infinity edge
buy some of that, yeah, right there, good job, there you go, back to top lane, now you guys got soul 2, that's that dragon that the guy was explaining for like 20 minutes you said
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, ok, should I go back to top lane and just farm?
Yes, this is exactly what you just did.
A winning play.
If you queued up and did this every single game,
this AFK to the entire game in a flyer play.
That's a winning play.
Okay.
Barmane, you see him?
Wait for your team to come.
I'll be looking at your mini map.
Now how do I run again, Tata?
It's a D to that, or whatever.
Dash is down, but Q, W, 3.
Yeah, I'm like, you're kind of on killable on there.
That's literally what it is.
And you don't even have face rush.
Yes, you're correct.
And that's what we'll do.
Cause I can shield up and speed up.
I can shield up and speed up.
They push, run, push, run, push, run.
Here we go.
You're on to us.
Oh, you just ran through here.
Keep me.
And you have an ally there.
Don't move from now on.
You can't get behind you.
So that he gets...
I got one last hit on this bro. We're dominating them. How do I quit in God? You you can up that
Art, I could have ART, I could have ART.
No, yes, your ART is big damage.
What, did it have killed him? He was like 40 health.
Honestly, it was pretty close.
But hands over to anyone, I don't know.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest.
Alright, bro.
What I'm gonna do, Tyler, is I'm gonna play off-stream and just...
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
Please, please, please, please talk about...
Please, please, please, please, please. We need this.
Please, please give me this shit. Okay.
I'm not gonna give up, bro.
But if I stream this game again, I'm gonna have it delayed.
of the land because Jesus fucking Christ. Okay, but you have to you have got play fucking
play what fucking play off street road. Add me please. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Wait, how do I add any street marathon? Okay. How do I add you Tyler? Oh my god. You got silver
I'm in silver fuck bro I'm trying to go oh
and five oh I went oh and three off
stream you know all I got to do is play
ADC and have my brother play support and
we won't win a game for 10 hours but I
feel bad for like my teammates like I
don't know I don't want to not play
right the rank is like the dope mean I
need but I need to go I need to get to
I'm going to get into iron chat.
Don't worry. Next time you see me, I'll be in broads. I got you, chat.
God, bro.
Obviously, you did some crazy shit without intuition. That's what we tell you.
So, W for that. I think I can't even perceive the position of your ranks.
I have played for so long. But imagine being a new player and ever playing this game,
you see a million different champions, million different goals, million different items,
million different things. You get something bad in a year. You did good, bro. You did good.
Wait, in game?
Yes, I don't want to leak your name, right?
I, everybody knows my name.
All right, what is your name?
Let's go T1, okay, good, yes.
That's your name?
Okay, T1, okay, good, yes.
Oh my God, all right.
Game, is it game name?
That doesn't sound right, but I guess it is.
T1, okay, good, yes.
There's a space in between all those words.
Jesus fucking Christ, Tyler.
There you are.
And then tagline.
should I say that or not say that on stream it doesn't matter it doesn't
better in a one and a one that's a tagline yes basic shit bro the player
exceeded you have too many forever past cuz you have a little tighter do what
your name jeek see it's jeek see and then I don't even know what my tagline
is
bro the stream time was annoying but I'm gonna play off stream like I swear to
I'll be a lower rank tomorrow. I'm gonna play tomorrow morning with my brother. I think then pride D rank not intention
I've had but that's that's fine. Again. I
Learn a little bit. Thanks. I know you want to give me just gonna walk a little bit
Yeah, but I just say this Gary very simple like compared to everything else very simple
So not not crazy hard, but still really hard
You're good, bro
Wait Tyler, can I not add you or no?
Wait, I added you. My friends, this is full. I added you.
Okay, let me see. How do I view you?
Actually, you're yours. Okay, this game is so shit. Your friend requests are exceeded as well.
Okay, so let me just go decline every friend request I have.
And then I'll have it queued up and I'll spam you once you do it.
No, not do it. Not do it.
Yep, I sent that. I sent it.
Nice. Holy shit. Wait, I'm at the instant decline. I got it.
Fuck yeah.
Wait, hold on. I got you.
Yes, there it is. Tyler, thank you for everything, bro, for real.
Yeah, dude, it's a good talk to you, man. Good luck with your gaming journey. You're gonna fucking eat it, bro.
Yes, you know, I'm gonna grind it. I'm gonna play Pride tomorrow morning for like two hours.
But yeah, I got you, bro.
I got you.
All right, Tyler, thank you for everything. W Tyler, in the chat. Have a good night, Tyler.
And yeah, sir, man.
Peace.
Yeah, shout out to Tyler, bro. That was probably really fucking hard for him to explain.
Uh, the stream slapping was cringe, the griefing was cringe, yeah, League of Legends.
Hardest game in the world, man. There's no other way to explain it.
170 champions, uh, very unique fighting, uh, mechanically demanding, mentally demanding.
Um, all of your teammates are rage baiting, and, yeah, bro, probably the hardest game I've ever played,
But I'm going to keep at it.
I'm going to keep at it.
I'm going to keep at it.
I'm going to keep at it, guys.
But I understand that I'm also a headache.
Like, I understand.
Like, I'm not, guys, I have like some self-awareness.
Like, I understand if somebody gets me on their team,
like, I'm literally ruining their day, which
is why I want to get to iron.
And no, I'm not going to intentionally throw,
but it's why I want to get to iron.
Because you start off in like gold or something or whatever.
Watcht you one?
I can't even conceive how new he is.
Like, if you think about it, you gotta play bot names from your first start, plus tutorial, plus you have to get to level 30.
That takes about, God knows, that takes like 24 hours straight of co-op or AI.
He has it, he skipped all that and he didn't even get put in iron, he got put in silver.
I think it's gold players. It's very hard.
I'm not his business is very hard, but don't be degenerate and fucking snipe him and counterpick and spam type and AFK and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
The game's already hard enough, bro
Yeah, and he's coming from console. He never had a shot
Yo, this guy's hilarious, bro
Well, you can't it's pretty boring to just sit there and co-op for his AI and go to the tutorial on the elections. It's pretty
I'm not gonna lie to you chat the most dude when I was playing league this morning with my brother when he was on support and I was on ADC like because my brother was so passionate about the game it was the most fun I've had on gaming in a while and I didn't
I didn't know what the fuck I was doing.
So like playing League off stream is actually fun.
I will still play it on stream though.
I will still play it on stream,
but I'm gonna have to rock a delay, bro.
That was unbearable.
The counter picking and the, like the griefing and shit,
like that was just unbearable.
But I understand I'm also griefing.
Like I'm not brain dead.
I'm trying to speed run to iron.
But yeah, Tyler's the goat.
I've watched um, I've watched Tyler for a while and like I don't even understand League of Legends at all
but I just watched his clips and shit.
I watched Tyler once like OG like cooking videos and shit like I love Tyler.
That was really fun though, chat.
All right guys, I think we're about to 1v1spoit now.
I should probably warm up for this shit.
I think about a 1v1spoit dude.
I think about a 1v1spoit.
Call Don't Test?
If Don't has wants to play like tomorrow for a little bit, I might be down if he wants to. But I was literally on the chapter four hours or three, three and a half hours. I'm going to chill for now.
Thank you, man. Thank you. Guys, I'm going to try to learn the game more.
Don't do that please no what do you mean bro? What do you mean don't that's horrible? I thought that's like good
But I chow about a 1v1's point. I need to warm up for this shit
Let me call spoilt and see if he's ready in a little bit because I need me to warm up for this
Let's call SPLIT.
That was fun though, man.
League of Legends is, uh, bro, if you're good at League, and like, I don't mean like, the
fucking pro level, but like, if you're like a top, bro, if you're a top 5 percentile, top
fucking even 10 percentile of League, bro, I have a lot of respect, dude, because you
went through all of the hell of learning the game and just kept playing because you actually
enjoyed it and learned a couple of characters and got to the highest ranks through all the toxicity
and shit. That's respect, bro. It's the biggest game in the world for a reason, bro. A lot of people
play it. It's going to be hyper competitive. But I think if I learned Garen, that's a good foundation.
I'm still just button mashing though. But the three thing he taught me was cool. I just have to
learn more shit, bro. But I'm going to stay on it. I'm not going to quit league. I'm going to stay on
Apex Legends? I played Apex twice and literally raged off of it. Like, literally.
When I was getting kills with Garen, that was a lot of fun. The thing is, even though I'm shit, I still enjoy League.
I don't know, maybe there's something wrong with my brain, but I still am enjoying it.
So I'm gonna keep at it. I don't call it sport.
Chat, is sport live? Is sport live? Is you ready?
I got sports. I bet you.
I bet. I bet.
Jinxie vs. Boy. We have one. We won it over a year.
Yeah, it was good.
Willie, William, William, Swedish Goat. First off, Will, congrats on the win next time.
I appreciate that, bro. I appreciate that.
Um, brother, we haven't won V1 in over a year.
Yeah.
Are you nervous?
Be honest.
Do you remember not what happened when I won V1?
Okay, wait, can I be honest with you?
Yeah.
I know I'm the heavy underdog.
I know I'm expected to lose.
All I want is your best game.
I don't want you to troll me.
I have a good PC now.
When we last played, my PC was dog shit, and I 7-3'd Muda twice on PC.
I'm ready.
Don't underestimate me. I want your best game. Okay. I want your best game.
I'm going to try bro. I'm going to try.
All right. I'm going to TDM for literally like 10 or 15 minutes and then I'll call you in discord. Okay. I'll come in your chat.
All right. So, yeah, I'm going to take a shit in the meantime.
All right. No worries. I'm going to go PDM and TDM. All right.
All right. Take care, bro.
Okay, Jamesy first point run predictions chat. It's best of three mods run predictions per map. I've never beat sport ever in my life. We haven't won the one in a year. Today's the fucking day.
I'm going to go tinkle.
Alright chat, we're in here. We are in here, bitches. Okay, we're playing smoy in 15 minutes.
We're going right to Thanos here. Hi guys. Yo, I'm warming up. Hey, hi guys! Cut the
That's what I was saying.
We're playing Spoyt in 15 minutes.
No one expects me to win this.
I don't expect anyone to expect me to win this.
I have not 1v1 Spoyt in literally a year, bro.
I advise, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Stop!
I have not 1v1 Spoyt in literally over a year, bro.
I've never beat him.
I actually fun fact, I've never even
came close to beating Spoyt.
On the contrary.
I've only ever gamed on a shit PC.
The limited, any hostiles that you can.
Stop.
High-vice!
I'm trying to warm up for sport.
High-vice, Jesus Christ!
Grow up!
Fuck!
High-vice, I'm going to knock you out.
I'm going to knock you out.
Yo, I'm out of the mood. I'm trying to warm up for split high-pice
Me you three armor making no noise on carpet
You three armor making no noise on carpet. All right
My bad bobo, who is Ella?
Highbice, touch the mouse one more time, and I'm gonna burn this PC to the floor and end
the stream!
Do you understand, Highbice?
Yo, Highbice, I'm about to 1v1 a guy who has never lost a 1v1 to anyone ever.
Can you let me warm up, Highbice?
I'm going into the lion's den!
Hi- Hi- I see the micromovements.
Hi- Hi- I stop.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no. Yeah!
Hi- I can- Stop!
Touching!
Hi- I- Yo, what's going on?
No, it's that secret it's that immature toddler but yeah, there it is again high-fives. I just heard you talk
Oh stop touching yo yo yo high-fives
high-fives! Bro, I'm- high-fives. I'm trying to warm up and you're making me look like a fucking bronze
I know it's you. I can hear you smiling. Stop. Yeah, I'm trying to lock in. That's the problem.
I'M TRYING TO LOCK IN!
Stop! Hi-bye, stop!
Hi-bye, stop!
Hi-bye, WALAHI, stop! WALAHI, stop!
Yo, Jack, this is uh, average day in the workplace.
Average day in the fucking workplace.
Hi-bye, I'm about to 1v1 a guy
who has never lost a 1v1 ever.
Can you stop?
Yo, hey, hey!
Chat, I actually hate this guy. I hate him. High-five.
Why are you doing this?
Jinxie vs. Boyd 1v1, best out of three.
Now I'm going to try to actually warm up.
Let me, let me, let me get put on my chat on my, on my right side monitor here.
Hmm.
One second to that.
One second to that.
Is that working?
Nice, guys.
That should work.
Yes.
Hey, Chad, my first ever two monitors set up, boys! Here we go! Here we go, boys! Okay, we are about to 1v1 split!
We think I'm going to win, Chad. Be honest.
Jog my chat over here, because then I can gain here.
Yo, Jinxie, get your beaver out. What is my beaver?
Yeah, this is camera size good or no.
Jack, who believes in me?
Oh my God, there's 8 million points on me winning.
How many are on me losing?
How many points are on me losing?
71 million points are on me losing. Richie's calling. Yo, Richie, what's up man? How you doing, Rob?
yo bro what's up yeah yeah what's up bro yo bro I just wanted to win you good luck and you're the
fucking king of this 1v1 shit bro I got money on you bro I got fucking money on you first point
you fucking got this shit bro you beat me you dead ass you dead ass you dead ass you dead ass
bet on me bro you bet on me deadass I got you bro I got you bro okay I'm going
to I'm not gonna lose this bro I really run this 1v1 shit thank you
W Richie man, chat W Richie, bro
W fucking Richie, bro
Speed the stream up. I got shit to do. Uh, bro. It's a Sunday night. I mean, what the fuck's your deal?
Chat we got 10 15 minutes to actually warm up. Can I get an imagine what? Thank you. Fuck
Well, it's been training thought there
We got 10 to 15 minutes to warm up. We're gonna go this way. I need to get an energy drink. I need to get an energy drink
All the way I'm beating split is about caffeine coursing through my cock
Thank you.
chat. Does anybody believe in me, man? We're about to play sport. I've never beat sport.
Show your skills. The sound is fucked. The highest of vices. For what type of cult does
high vibes have in the chat? What is this shit? The highest of vices. The fuck is your
deal, bro. Settings? Hi, guys. What? It's 1am in France. Hurry up. Bro, I have to warm
up. I'm not just gonna rush into a game with Smoy. I was on League for four hours. Bro,
always vaping. Giovanni, no, I'm actually never vaping. I literally never vape.
Put your voice in 2x speed. Okay.
Chat, the predictions are map to map. It's not a best of three prediction. It's map to map.
So like, if you think I have a good chance of winning on Oregon,
I'll post this on YouTube tomorrow for the people that are actually about to go to sleep.
I'll post it on YouTube tomorrow.
I need to warm up though.
I was, I haven't warmed up yet.
High Fives trolled me last game and I was on League for 4 Hours.
If I go from League for 4 Hours to Spoil, I'm going to get literally fucked in the ass.
Literally.
Jixi, set it up from Serbia. Appreciate you for loving me.
Have I changed your sensitivity?
Oh, why did I fall for that?
Don't end stream for 24 hours so I can jerk off a little bit.
You're my favorite femboy.
Is there any people that like are cheering me on in the lobby one here?
You're a bitch.
Have I changed mouse sets?
Wait, have I?
I have no game sound, have I?
I don't know what you did.
But have I?
I have no game sound.
Have I?
I have zero game sound.
Late again?
No passion for streaming anymore?
I was early.
I would laugh at three and I've been live for four and a half hours.
What are you typing?
What?
most incoherent sentence I've ever heard. Um, yo, yo, have I, what, I have no game
sound. Do an IRL stream in tarpon sprays. All right. Okay, now I do have us. Chat about
one-by-one's boy guys come on like the bucket your objective is to maximize
Oh my god, no, no, no!
I just gotta hit some lucky wallbangs on the spot.
I'm gonna do another one of those I was gonna do it this week, but I forgot
That's what we did was too good to do.
Is anybody gonna peek in this lobby?
Alright.
Why is everybody just baiting on the fucking doors?
One bullet!
Fuck!
I like men!
Good timing on that.
I love PCC.
Like, ah, but...
The enemies are in the lead.
Wrong gun, fuck!
Yeah, I'm not warm.
I'm not warm.
I'm not warm.
I gotta warm up.
Jesus Christ.
I'm out of places.
Wait, what the fuck is happening?
I
Need code to cover to one
Five minutes remaining
What? Why does ass move so fast?
That ain't fuck.
Shit on idiot.
Another idiot here.
kill
You're ahead of the enemy where nobody ever peeks on
Hostiles are ahead of you row is death losing this one be one appreciate that slavus appreciate them
You know chat offsets do happen
the
imagine or
the
Can't imagine the ORF I'd be point holding shit.
No elimination.
Jinx you have no hair, you're not winning this. What does hair have to do with it?
What does hair have to do with skill, bro?
Two will kill.
AHHHHH!
BUCK!
Why does ass move so fast? Oh my god!
She's so fast!
I put him on a speed, my kill just go to my diamond bolt animation.
minutes left. She's getting a buck with flashbangs who is ass. Say you swear to god they're giving
ass flashbangs. That might be the dumbest thing they could do for the game. The game will become
more great than that. Say you swear to god. What?
I don't hear him until I sprint.
I'm not gonna lie you're an amazing streamer, but you're not being spoiled. Just put my mick nuggets in the bag
What is your ADS sensitivity, please
Well, I'm gonna be honest. I don't think sense matters. I think it's just how much you play with the sense
Like
Obviously
Obviously if you use like five sensitivity, you're gonna be shit, but like if you use any medium sense
I think the only way to fuck up sense is to constantly change it.
I think that's the only way to fuck up sense.
Yeah, bro, you're not champ, no fucking way. I still don't queue the champion on stream last season for like 90 games.
I don't know what more do you want me to do?
All right, let's play split.
Is my ready?
Yeah, I solo queue to champ all of stream bro.
It's like the hardest way to hit champ.
Literally I can't think of a harder way to hit champ.
One you're solo queuing, so your teammates are shit.
Two you're getting team killed and stream sniped.
And three you hit champ.
I literally can't think of a more impressive way to hit champ.
You're chat.
Split is 100% reading a script.
I guess every time I get on Siege, all the brain dead comments just come out, yeah.
So let's logically think about that.
Yeah, me and Spoight scripted this game.
So let's think about that.
If Spoight was to script the game and intentionally lose to me, what would be the benefit?
He would literally go down as like a fraud.
Spoight would never intentionally lose to me, ever, but he would never do that.
Money, bro, spoits up, spoit is a millionaire, what are you saying?
Bro, I'm not scripting the game with spoit, I've lost nine times to him.
Like I've never beat him.
Like let's use our heads, please, for one day this year.
Alright, chop out of the bite, spoit.
Yeah, like scripting the game would be like the worst thing for his career imaginable if he just lets me beat him like that would just be so bad.
He's supposed to beat me.
Alright, I invited him.
Incoming 7-0.
Nah, I'll definitely like, I'll definitely get rounds. I'm gonna try my hardest to win.
Shout out I invited him by the way.
Oh my god, he's in here, he's in here, he's in here.
All right chat, Jinxy vs. Spoyt 1v1, let's get Chaka.
Spoyt, talk again?
What's up?
Spoyt, are you in an aquarium?
There we go, I have to change my mic. Let's get Chaka.
Spoyt, it sounds like you're in an aquarium again.
Oh, Chaka.
Oh, now it's going to, it's going to, it's going to, it's going to.
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Okay. It's a point
We've been one be wanting for a while. We haven't won. We wanted over a year. I've never
But yeah, I'm on a good PC now my PC's good and I said it's the good twice
It's the good PC gonna like make you know, I mean last one pity is you jing see remember a knife to you, bro
I'm right stairs on cash. Do you remember that?
All right
So the game
Alright chat, I have not won V1's point in literally over a year.
It's a best of three.
I can't guarantee that I'm gonna win, but I can guarantee I'm gonna try my absolute
best.
I can't guarantee that I'm gonna win but I'm gonna try my best!
Let's go!
No!
Turn off push to talk.
That legitimately I think is the worst idea humanly bought.
Like I think that's the worst thing you could have said.
Alright let's go.
Jinxie vs. Floyd, the one-year anniversary.
Haven't played sport in a year.
Chat focus, focus.
I need to locate a bomb.
I know I'm the heavy underdog.
But let's do this.
I'm betting 20 million on sport.
Power!
Why do you do, why do you never do 1v1s on any other maps besides organ? It's so rinsed at this point.
Have I scrolled up and permanently banned him for lack of intelligence?
It's the best of three so the maps don't change every time and also organs the best map in the game.
I swear to god every time I get on the siege, it's like the average IQ of the chat goes from like 100 to like 72.
I'm not even kidding.
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I'm gonna run out of ammo.
Hi, this is like once he takes my drone, it's boss GZ to 28, so I'm gonna run around and destroy it.
I gotta stop reading chat and focus on the game.
Reading chat like scuffed that round for me.
Once he boss GZ me to 20, it's just fucking over.
walking over and she's my drone. It's like there's nothing I can do. He has an SME 12
and perfect team. Okay.
I'm off to just ban the, just ban the Satanic people typing in chat. Thank you. Appreciate it.
Just time out for like a month or something.
Alright, let's go.
Reach out of the bottle.
Let's go. Alright.
If he's gonna play like, brain dead, I'm gonna have to play really slow at the start of every round.
It's not only brain dead though, cause it's like, he's just forcing it down by it.
But he's pretty smart.
Ten seconds.
Actually, I put my C-4 on 2-4, too far to side.
Bro, he's spam-prone-ing with Deimos shotgun.
Okay, I have to ban Deimos.
I knew there was a better ban on the board.
It's fine.
It's a PO3.
I gotta sink into this.
So get Vigil out of there.
I should have snapped ban Vigil and Deimos.
He's trying to like, just force as many gunfights as he can.
Bro, I knew he would hop in big window.
I put the c4 below it, but I put it too far to the side, but if I go security, I have to take extra time
So I might just die anyways doing that
Bro once he does that groaning shit, I'm just down it's just insomniad
This was a good idea though
I have to banday most of this he just read things me and then charges at me with the shot
I can win occasionally, occasionally a gunfight with a headshot, but like after one with utility
We impurely tell them we're dead.
Oh my god, I can't move.
Yeah, he's perfect, Rob. He just never gives me a chance.
That's back to my rounds where I shot him, but I haven't killed him.
All right, get Deimos to fuck off the board.
See him with the side gifted. He's just perfect, bro. His movement's perfect. His awareness is perfect. His positioning's perfect.
His aim is perfect.
It's actually incredible.
Okay, well, he didn't bend Mazzy, so I can go Mazzy again.
I just need to get like a headshot here to get to the bombs protected.
I honestly think I might do better on like four of them.
Well there's no way you drone him.
There's a camcret.
I can't catch him off guard if he goes snake. I can't catch him off guard if he goes Teimos.
Okay, walk down gang, baby. Midnight, nigga, we're in tier one. Alright, what else is he
gonna play? I banned Vigil. Oh, he played Sola, Sola shoddy. Let's get that shoddy here.
Jake, we got a round! We're on the board!
We're on the board! We're on the board, bro!
Get Soltas out of my face.
Alright, now I'm going to switch up my op here. I'm not going to play Nomad because he's probably going to run a counter to Nomad.
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
You play like a sissy? I just full swung him. What are you talking about?
I just wide swung him because I figured if I stop him I think I'll just get too tired.
Alright we got a round on the split I feel good.
to locate and defuse a bomb.
What was that?
The juxtaporn around me.
He's just a cop.
for the shutdown, SMG spell can't flash it.
We have been eliminated.
All right.
I should have my nades, bro.
Okay, so flashes are just useless.
I'm just gonna go ward and shock for the rest of the game,
because I have no more fans.
Yeah, I feel just like it's that other feeling of like helplessness.
Um, okay, I banned everything.
I can't ban Warden.
Gridlock grenades can be a good shout.
Sometimes the nades can be good.
Any type of nades.
your ass yeah I know I'm losing against a guy who's never lost a 1v1 but yeah you would win this
Hell yeah.
All you, Clint.
10 seconds left.
If you want, bro, we can run a 1v1 right now.
5 seconds left.
Location compromised. Plan according. Op4 has located a bomb. Be ready for hostile action.
I got his drone. Deimos has banned Snake's ban.
What else could he play?
I can't, I caught him off guard and still died!
Oh my god!
Look at his aim!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
I don't know what to do, bro.
Oh my god, I don't know what to do.
Oh my god, I don't know what to do, man.
Yeah.
Should I go like Nades or something?
Nades could be good.
Limits his movement a lot with Prydmok.
Bro, if he's going to sit Warden Shadi close,
I think the only way to get him out of there is for Nades and Prydmok.
way to get him out of there is grenades and a gridlock. There's no way he was
expected me to swim, he's just insane. I'm not playing like myself. Also that's
before research students. Oh my god, I played some shit this game.
Could have at least got like a couple rounds.
found a bomb 10 seconds he went four five seconds before insertion he's on
board with like barbed wire
proceed to bomb location and defuse it
what is that spot he can hear something
Muda you're gonna play on tonight? Good luck bro. I mean Muda if I 7-3 you bro
No, I might just have another one. I'm not even kidding.
This guy's a picture for you, bro.
I
Like playing with me damn make it the five gift that is emperish it
This is just
This is just an emulation ritual at this point guys.
This is just a fucking emulation ritual.
Is there anything I could do to like win?
He's the only good vibe gift that I was a charity around.
Secure the area, keep the bombs protected.
Mute shotgun, he banned mute off the rip, banned smoke, banned war, he banned all the
shottings.
I haven't played a shoddy yet
Well, I got his cam that's kind of clutch
No, it's not like nobody beats the guy it's not
No, it's not embarrassing to lose this boy
But you may be human beings for one day in the shot
I hate to break it to you, not a single person in this chat is beating Twintin while we go.
Like, do I have to just be logical all the time?
Yes it is.
Alright, I'm reading chat and then I'm taking a little sledge rush while I'm reinforcing.
I have to be the unluckiest UG in the whole time.
I'm reading chat and I get sledge rushed.
And I wasn't even gonna do that, I was gonna put a C4 on the wall.
mom's just put chat like emote only or something I can't even read this bro I
wasn't even gonna reinforce that I was gonna put C4 on the wall but I got
distracted by like brain dead chatters yeah just put chat emote only please I
think every time I get on this game like the average I hear just turns into a 10
Like bro, there is not a single like normal human being not even a single champ who's beating spoi in a 1v1
There's a couple of people that could beat him like polo and may or not bottle stop it and maybe some other
Bro, Shaco lost to boy guys like let's get real
I'm not ever ready to five seconds. Maybe I could do better on that too. I see to get some luck going
I need to get lucky
He just shot at me with a B-Trop.
Bro, he just shot at me with a B-Trop.
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I've seen a couple of like lucky rounds, man.
Marley the Vol- I heard him going to the wall, but I thought he was going to see for it.
I don't know if he was going to shotgun.
Alright, bro.
He's faking sides, dude.
Jesus Christ.
I was not anticipating that, but I'm gonna get a fuck.
Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.
They're drawing these out.
10 seconds.
What if I came back now?
I'm not sure if I can get through here.
I've already done.
time. Alright bro, game two quarter. Wow. Holy shit. His aim is just absolutely ridiculous.
I don't know. I just, I can't, it's not even peeking him. It's better to-
Hey, good source map bro. It's better to peek him than, it's all
the angle. Yeah right now shut up! It's better to it's better to begin than the
whole angle. If I hold an angle I'm just dead. You're just gonna see me and show me.
Mingo is calling you. What did he say? Did Mingo actually call me? I have no phone
calls from Mingo. Come on, let's repurpose that guy. Thanks. Alright. Um, wait, wait. Paul, I need to think. What is the
How are you feeling? I think if I get really lucky, I could get close to winning. I don't
think I could win though. I'd have to like literally wall bang in three times.
We need to locate a bomb I got to beat this guy bro
10 seconds before insertion, the device you've drone has located bomb, SMG 11, it's probably
Second insertion.
Probably save us.
We need to bomb the location and defuse it.
Bro, I just want to get close, man.
of
we have been eliminated. Is that at least close to what I knew?
I'm standing on metal, he's a perfect player.
He's disgusting I have to I'm overthinking everything I'm playing so scared I have to just flash nomad the door off and then we can make some money
moves. We pause. God! I mean spam things are flat! Okay. Deimos. Not playing against that.
Fuck that! Not playing against Deimos.
I guess we could try Mew, but it's just like, I can't really move with Mew. That's the thing
that sucks. I have to like move around to kill him I think.
Let's go thorn. I think thorn's a bad shot bro.
Sure they are, keep the bombs protected.
on bomb, off or hazard if you're...
Let's give you a random sight.
Ah!
A bomb is located by off or hazard.
All friendlies were eliminated. Mission failure.
He flick-head-shotted me through the wall... wow.
Oh my god.
This is insane.
I don't even know what to do. I can't even get close to this guy.
You're trying to boss GM. I can't really go dokeabee though because he's gonna go warden.
Do you think I'm gonna do what? Bro, I got wallbanged? My god!
I need to look like all my fucking god. I've got more than back to background
10 seconds to insertion
Five seconds to go
A bomb must be located and abused.
Half of them are on officer attention.
I can't play with these things.
I'm just taking the gun fight.
He actually makes it to where I can't, like, do anything.
He just knows where I am and forces the gun fight.
Where I've gotten wall banged twice.
I mean, this guy is incredible.
But he's playing it so well because like he's not even allowed me to use utility.
He's just forcing gunfights every round and he knows he's going to win them.
What do I ban?
Snake, I guess?
Bro, I just want to land one three-fire Jesus Christ!
Like, I don't know.
He's so good, I lose all my confidence.
Like, I should be pre-firing that.
I don't know why I'm tap firing.
Oh my god bro, it's like I haven't played him in a year and it's the same emulation
ritual.
Jesus Christ.
Alright, let's use a shouting, why not.
Try it.
We haven't used it once.
that once. Bach, think of the different. Nico, think of the two of them. Bartek, the bomb!
Op 4 has located a bomb. Be ready for assault. 10 seconds to insertion.
He doesn't even let me like make room
of
death
of
death
of
This is what I'm talking about.
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright.
Oh my god, this is actually the most mad I've ever been.
I've been bored and required to file.
Wow.
Bro's not holding any punches.
Flash, Nomad, Nomad, Plant, Flash, Nomad.
Perfectly played.
I mean, yet again.
Just not even a prayer of winning.
Once I had the first snowmide go down and it was over, it's like, I don't know man, I don't know, it's like every operator I think he's gonna go, he goes the opposite!
Every time I spawn and he's just, like he's just peeking some door and it's like, I'm in a fucking war zone!
Oh my god! Getting out of the spawn is literally a horror movie!
Oh my fucking God!
Yeah, I haven't won anyone's point in a year, bro, because it was never the accumulation
of a tool every time I played him, and nothing's changed.
Holy fucking shit, man.
Holy fucking shit, bro.
My God.
It's like, it's not even fun.
I spawn in.
Bro, you didn't get one tap dead.
I tried to event site, wallbang dead.
I tried to roam to catch him off guard, take site, nomad, nomad, nomad, nomad.
triple flash all right like I don't even have a prayer there is no hope what's
he gonna play Warden solace what is it whatever but this is why nobody beats
this guy in 1v1s I'm can't wait to see what happens when stomping plays a
month PC I think it'll be a great game because it's like he plays 1v1 so well
and his mechanics are incredible and his aim is incredible like I just I'm
outgunned and he's actually just out strouting me too I don't even know what
to do man I'm completely and utterly hopeless I don't even know what to do
wherever I spawn it doesn't matter he's gonna shoot my drone and then he's gonna
to hold me in spawn we need to locate a bomb I don't know what to do guys I want
to drone to see his off but then if I joined to see his off I'm gonna lose my
drone and I'm gonna run in my head and it doesn't matter I was not in my head and
then I got shit on
I can't I can't I can't do anything I can't leave spawn I can't hold site he
just takes it as soon as I leave all right hopefully we can get a lucky boss
or we're gonna get 7-0ed man.
He's gonna get backed out of the house.
He's playing like he just rips out another barricade.
He's gonna flip cams, he's gonna spawn peek me.
What's going to be like impact above me until me?
I'm so mentally defeated bro.
I'm still mentally defeated. Jesus fucking Christ.
of
the
death of
death of
death
You're located a bomb.
I don't know if I've ever been more scared of anything in my life.
It's like a horror movie.
You don't even get to see him, you just see his elbow.
Azami, all right.
I don't know.
I tried my hardest, man, that's all I can say.
This guy's literally the king of this shit.
I can't wait to see him burst off, but I think it's going to be a great game.
His movement is like so disgusting.
His aim's disgusting.
Is there any like, disgustingly cringe way I can win?
I'm trying to like think.
Now man, we're just going to have to kill him, bro.
I really don't know what else to say.
gonna have to kill him. I don't know if there's any way to win this. I'm just gonna have to
like actually kill him. He's too perfect. He can't be caught off guard, Miho.
got him in 10 seconds. Step one was a success. I don't know where his drone came from, but
I got him in 5 seconds.
bomb location secure.
Not for it, located above. You know what to do.
Yeah, pre-fired me off the Shadow and instantly had Chomby.
I guess Mooda said he's gonna try to play him.
I'd love to watch that.
I don't even, I just die instantly, man.
Wow.
I mean, it's gotta be like boring for him to even play me.
Holy shit, bro.
I don't even, I just die, I just die.
Every time I just die.
I'm not even kidding when I say this, and I really hope people don't think I'm excited.
I actually think if Muda had walls, this point would still be good.
I'm not kidding.
This point's just going to wallbang him back, but this point's just perfect.
I'm just absolutely outmatched, it's incredible.
I legitimately think it. Now like, aimbot is one thing, but I actually think if you bait Luda like, full-on ball hacks, uh, it's worth it to me.
Wallahi, I'm not throwing it.
Cause boy, she's gonna like, play behind his armies and quick beat him, like, the walls won't really matter.
Alright, where's this bonfeet coming from?
Who's that?
The last one, buddy.
Build out.
I'm so scared of everything. I knew it! I knew it!
You have located a bomb.
I literally drone the staircase cuz I had a feeling I had a fucking feeling
Well hey chat at least I didn't get seven oh
Good luck to mood overall good luck to mood a man. Good luck to mood him
Bro, he masks his noise so well, I never know what he's doing I
Literally never know what's happening
Alright, this round I'm just gonna try to like...
Waste time I think?
He's so scary.
I don't know.
He's so scary!
Oh my god I'm at the wrong site of course, cuz I'm blanks void, I have to go the wrong
site.
I'm supposed to go bathroom bro!
Oh my fucking Christ!
I'm so cool, Jack.
10 seconds to insertion.
Op 4 has located a bomb.
Plan your defenses accordingly.
5 seconds.
Is he in?
First is 12.
Op 4 is located a bomb.
Get ready to engage.
I'm so mentally defeated I saw blood pop out of like his shoulder plate.
Alright.
I mean I'm literally just praying that I get a recall headshot there.
What I mean by I need luck. I need luck bro. I need it if I don't get lucky. I just I'm not gonna beat it
I need that to happen and I need a wall bang him like three times. I
Actually caught him while he was aiming out the can but it doesn't matter because sports ain't perfect. I
Actually caught him while he was aiming out the can but his name is perfect. So I'm just down
All right, I
I swear to god if that's like if I'm just one be winning like squirtle there
It's a head job
But because it's quite like it's just everything that has to go wrong goes wrong
And he's just bad
Well, I got 73 done organ
And then I guess we're gonna get seven two
Ten seconds to insertion why is he doing this?
What lies in this man insertion in five seconds
You must locate and defuse a bomb.
No way.
Bro.
I'm for you.
Your buns, brother, admit it.
You know, like, I don't know if you're rage baiting or if you're just, like, actually
brain dead, but, like, you realize I'm playing spoiled, right?
Like, I'm not, like, supposed to win this.
In any universe.
I'm not supposed to win this.
This doesn't mean I'm buns because I'm losing to spoilt.
Like, I really hope you're not actually like an infant.
What are you saying, bro?
All right, I'm gonna try to go bathroom.
I mean, bro, he's just giving me charity rounds, bro.
Do you think you're playing your best game, bro?
It's hard to tell, bro.
I mean, not now.
I know.
But like when you just get one tapped out of spawn and then wallbang twice, it's like
it's kind of hard to play your best game.
Like could I play better than this?
Sure.
But it's also a spoint.
I'm not supposed to beat spoint guys.
I'll pull it, located at bomb.
Down at five seconds.
I'll pull it, located at bomb.
Son, I'll lose our minds here.
You got it, big bro.
Hey, you got it.
You got it, bro.
You got it.
I took a year off, one-to-one exploit.
I now think I'm going to take two years off.
Yeah, you got it.
You got it, bro.
Go ahead GD's bro, you're different.
Yo Muda, you said you're about a 1v1 split?
I am bro but bro after 2v1 should we just 2v1 him?
What the fuck did he just do to you?
Yeah, we should definitely 2v1 him.
Okay, yeah, I agree.
I think 1v1ing him Muda is literally pointless.
But 2v1, with me on PC, maybe.
Maybe we have a chance.
What?
Last time we 2v1, you won console.
Yes, I was on console, and I was in Europe,
and I was on a new setup.
Bro, if we 2v1, we could actually win.
Dead ass!
And I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I did.
Are y'all at a group call?
Yeah.
Yeah.
this will be fun now this will be fun all right let me add y'all and you're
wasting with your ladies join that yeah yeah what's on it yeah oh my god
bro i watched his entire gameplay jixie i know exactly what he does
he just got the fuck out he's just confident bro he's just yoyoyoyoy
we need to be confident yeah bro he's confident because his aim is perfect
bro yeah is your aim perfect bro jixie you need to be as confident as you were
but you were fucking fucking me yesterday or two days ago yeah bro i'm
confident against you because no offense you're shit
oh you are shit what the fuck bro listen what's up
SPOIT! Listen bro, I was supposed to wanna be one of you, but after, uh, investigation of the velocity of what you just did, and jinxed you the way you just fucked him in his ass, uh, I wanna change the one of you one into the two of you one, is that okay?
Yeah, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine, we can do two of you one.
Okay, now, now I want you to understand, SPOIT! You are going to lose this though, are you gonna do that?
Wait, Muda! It sounded like you're dodging the one, though.
What's this?
It sounded like you're dodging it.
You wanna be one after? You wanna be one after?
No, we can one-we can one-we can one-we one another day, show-p-show.
What?
Let's get it to you on that, bros, the right one.
I 7-3'd Ruta twice!
If you got any, you just fucked me in the ass!
If you want me one of you, 7-0 him!
No, but you come in a bad day.
You come in a bad day, bro.
All right.
And you were very confident.
You could even have the Wi-Fi found on, bro.
Like, be honest, bro.
Bro, the Wi-Fi.exe was off.
Everything was off.
He was just so overly confident for no fucking reason.
Move over to shit on you.
Move over to shit on you.
He was like, he had a happy day that day.
It's because of the charity match.
He won the charity match.
was happy and he was confident he beat me that's what it was uh jixi invite me
all right one sec yeah i need an invite as well oh my god fuck bro mura you see me play yesterday
in the stream maturity yes bro yes i saw that bro and honestly bro listen bro i don't know why
jixi thinks stompin is better than me i'm gonna be honest i think it's the boys better than
all right you're better than stompin bro i'm gonna be honest i don't know why
just stompin is stompin is nasty i don't i don't i don't i mean you're not supposed to compare the
I think you're the best player in this fucking game right now, I'm not going to lie, I don't
know if that's just Glace, but you are going to lose to me, Genshi though.
It's going to be a tight game.
Yeah, I was up, Junko.
So, boy, who do you think would win a 1v1?
You or Stoppen?
What's Stoppen on PC?
I don't know.
We got to set it up someday though, for sure, when we're both in the same console.
Yeah, but we have to wait for Y'all in the same Legion, bro.
Yo, boy, are you going to be in NA after the Major or are you going right home to Sweden?
I'm going to Europe I believe for a little bit see my family I think yeah
I think stop him's going to NA after the major. Oh
Which I stop it on right now
He's he's here on her it says he's on siege. He's on siege on my stream
Just invite whenever you guys got the lobby up bro
So what if we did a 2v2 like I have stoppin Muda and you have spoi that would be fun stop
it stop it do you want a 2v2 them I'll wager that deadass.
I think it's about wager, but he is I think it's 2v2.
Yeah.
He is a hard thing.
Maybe we do one game EU one game and a and then map three decider off points like off
who has better points.
Oh, no.
Our job time like it'll be an hour and a half. Yeah, I got some I'm
Fun
Yeah, Mooda
Mooda's AFK, but he'll be down. He'll be down split. Do you want a wager?
Yeah, we can wait you're on again. No, I was muted. I was muted the entire time guys. What's that?
Let me check my schedule. Let me see. Um
What's schedule bro, what are you saying your streamer?
You always know I'm free daddy. They have a schedule. We're so listen listen listen listen the thing is though
I feel bad because if me it's point to me to you guys. I had confidence Joe
I will shit on you. You just you got so fucking lucky and you were in my fucking head you fuck
Brahmuda all I'm gonna say is I like my cock on your little head today. I'm on PC. I'm better than you. No, you're not
You were so confident that they for no reason for no reason you were so confident
Okay, so put up a shit ton of subs on this cuz I
1000 gifted me in splint
You want to put a thousand gifted
I will put a thousand gifted me in splint, beat you and stop it
That's crazy. So we'll do map one NA map two DU and then map three whoever has a bigger round differential gets sides
Okay, wait, so are we doing only NA or only EU?
Bro, I never lose a 2v2 with Stanford bro. He just won b2s and I have a lot of cam with it
Yeah, but you know what I don't know fuck it's the best place
So you're gonna put a thousand gifts in
A thousand gifts
I try to get in your hand with that. Let's do let's do 200. Let's do 200. Let's do 200. Hey, not for 200
Yeah, I guess and split you want to do a hundred I'll do a hundred. All right
What do you do 200 wait, what are you crazy? Do you think I fucking I shut up money?
Buddy mood us why doesn't trust you boys play split do 200 go along
It's like you know, I shit on your teammate like shit on him when I was on PC. I shit on him
I'm adding stop and hold up
All right, let's go
I think we should do separate calls and actually sweat. Yeah, we could do separate calls. Yo, Zach, you know we're doing
All right map one and a map to EU whoever has a bigger round differential gets server on map three. Let's do this shit
I have two with mood up hundred subs with what?
We want any you to this action
and that's what I do. We should
we really do you though? Bro
yeah, no fucking shit, bro.
My best players EU. Yeah, but
all three of us on, yeah but
all three of us are on N.A. So
that means you should get a
better round differential.
That's a good idea. I'm going
to have a pair of stoppers on
100 ping every game. That's
not fair.
I mean, sure. You're just gonna
put all of us on. If your
Yeah, but I'm saying it's still 3-2. I beat you three times to beat me twice.
Yo, bro, I still have the lead.
You beat me on console, you delusional idiot!
I don't give a fuck! I don't give a fuck!
On even frames, we're not alone!
I don't give a fuck! The score is 3-2.
On even frames, we are not close. I'm 14-60 on even frames. You're ass, Muda. You're shit!
I was tired that day.
Alright!
Okay, okay, how do I make a custom? It says a member of your squad is suspended.
How do I get custom?
I smooth out your band.
You have to make the custom first.
Oh my god.
He's suspended.
By the way, I reached out to a Ubisoft employee and he said that he's going to unbend me soon.
That's right.
Yeah, fucking right.
Alright, map one east.
I'm just larping, bro. I'm larping.
You're not getting unbanned, buddy.
At least you didn't have to put on customs.
if you guys want we could do it to be to our roadblocks.
Uh, yeah, I'm good off that one.
Bar now this is going to be fun.
This is going to be fun.
Hold on.
I'm just really long.
Should one sec.
And you're like, yo, did you fuck with that?
Yo, Gc, did you fuck with that game?
Oh, you're crazy, bro.
I don't you're insane.
You know where I am every time your movements and saying your aims and saying
your awareness is insane.
I can't cut you off guard because you know where I am all the time.
You forced me gunfights and spawn and I can't win gunfights. It's hell, bro
Wait, I took a year off one of you. I'm gonna take two years off now, bro
I'm good off that I'm good off that bro, but I will to meet you. You must stop on the button
That does this is actually fun
But a bro you got a big bro. You got that last round you got it, bro. You got it
Oh shit, Muda, are you locked?
Oh, I'm locked, but I want you to be locked.
Okay, wait, be honest.
How confident are you in winning this?
Get it?
How confident?
Um, I mean, it's like, who shit cans and then there's me and Stomp, like, Stomp, we
got this.
You know, it's gonna be a good game, bro.
Yo, bro, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Okay, let me make myself clear, bro.
I, 7, 3, and Muda, twice on PC.
Muda is twice, once, once.
I must know twice. It was seven three twice if I'm a shit cam cool. Muda is the particles that make up shit
Shit, you need a lot of shit Jinxie, but like you are not you're not about play it. Thank you
But you deserve your flower. I obviously look bad when I'm 1v1 in you
I like I'm actually getting rage baited about this chapter tonight
Yo, yeah, if y'all want to be one point you would not win. Let's make that fucking clear
You're only doing 200 100. Yeah, bro. Yes, you want a steam buddy. Yes you
Rose boy, if you're gonna get 200 then I'm gonna get 100 bro. I feel like you're not gonna be confident
I need you to be confident bro. I'm confident bro. I fuck this shit. I'm doing 200. I don't give a fuck
Listen if you want to win this I need you to be hot
Oh, by the way by the way by the way by the way jixie by the way
I want you know remember that one time you did a prop punch on it and you have 50 you you still only 50 gifted
But you know what when I win this, I want 50 subs all right bet I'll just give you 50 now cuz let me
Yo, we're gonna go separate calls now
Na map to EU map 3 is whoever has a better round differential, okay?
Yeah, I think it's right.
Sure.
All right.
All right.
We're gonna go back there.
That's all good.
Spoil.
You said you're gonna two.
Oh.
All right.
You know, Zach, are you just being you in the call?
Uh, I think yes.
Zach, how confident are you, bro?
Uh, math one, not confident.
Math two confident.
All right.
Hold up.
Let me go.
I'm gonna need to carry it, bro.
You got.
That's it.
Let me go take a look at you.
Let me go take a look at you.
But.
Fucking I've been locked. I've been locked in
It's okay, bro, it's okay.
Let's go.
Oh, by the way, League of Legends, if this clip gets to you guys, can you guys please
de-rank my account to Iron?
Thank you.
All right, Toppen, are you ready?
Yeah.
All right, bro, I'm good.
You said you'd be me to carry this game?
Yep.
Bro, it's SPOILER MUDDA, bro! I'm not-
Okay, MUDDA, I'm fine. Oh my god, why are you 120 queen? Don't tell me you started on SCAS.
Say MULAHI, bro. Say MULAHI.
Please don't tell me you started on SCAS.
That's east.
East, okay, okay.
What should we ban, bro? Just target Bathboy.
What was he playing against you, like-
Uh, Vigil, Solus, Warden, but that was a 1v1.
I think Solus, bro. He was playing that shit yesterday, too.
Alright, stop it.
I don't know. We never lose.
Uh, uh, 2v2s, but I've never really 2v2ed Spoight.
So I don't know how this is going to go.
I don't know why I'm saying we, you never lose 2v2s.
I'll play whatever off you need.
I'm not going to lose my drones.
I'm going to play proper seeds.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
We can beat this team, bro.
It's, it's spoight and Muda is pretty good.
Muda has a good aim, but the thing is when Muda's on a team with spoight, it's like,
spoight tells him what to do.
So he actually isn't like, he's kind of spoight buffs Muda because spoight can
called out where we are in chip you know yeah we got this bro all right bro map
one you're on e you okay so that even if we lose keep a good
mental we'll win map two for sure predictions we have to stack up as many
rounds as we possibly can so we get the round of threats
and we have three sport checks this bench for my drone every time so i'm gonna hide
in the pinner's reading and then put it under the bench late
i'm not reading chat a single time lock the fuck in
10 seconds before insertion. Let's go.
Aruni, that's definitely Muda.
Five seconds. I'm gonna be smoked.
Drone is located, bomb.
Proceed to bomb location.
Muda's on you.
He won't go in that light, he might jump out.
Ah, you want me to hop on?
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just trying to get to the top of the hill.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
Yeah
Close breach close breach view if you mute and then a runes attic news close breach a runes attic
I'm gonna be drone and then be rich the research. Oh, yeah, he's telling me to hold up an attic. I'm gonna try to chop my
I'm going to jump on the bridge, oh he stripped the bridge, still close to me, still close to me Zach
Is he boring now? Nice, okay
He's close to her now, he shot my drone
Cool, the free stuff activated
Wait, litany, I think I tagged him, I think I tagged him
He's on the thing that you like to play on, the little bridge
I'm going to A-Sat
if you want to execute at the same time.
My flash was.
Wait, there's one HP on this couch.
I can't peek bro, I should've just kept it.
I'm gonna try behind the wall.
I have to pre-fire that!
I know he's there!
God!
But if I pre-fire him, he just reaction headshots me.
I don't know, man.
His voice is mortified.
Okay, what should we ban?
Snake, that could be our Deimos, whatever one you want.
Deimos, they're gonna ban the mute.
Let's get Deimos out of here.
And then we'll just go in that order.
We'll go Deimos, that could be Snake.
We're good.
I need to play a shotgun missile or I can't go.
Yeah, that's good.
I want me to go mazgi and drone hunt?
Or no?
Yeah, you can.
Okay.
Or you can play vigil and just be annoying with the boss, she is such a...
Gotta get the crinty, got it, got it.
I'm gonna try to shoot cams.
Okay, I'll reinforce.
Can you impact one or a second?
Yeah.
I did the long side.
Okay.
I'm gonna try to shoot cams.
I did the long side, I'm gonna try to shoot him.
Oh, drone an armory, nice. That's one drone down.
The other drone came up white, I'm gonna try to cut it off.
I don't know if it went down.
I think it went in sight. I don't know, that was very important.
I think it went in sight.
Well, I'm reinforcing trophy now.
I need to get a mouse, I can't make sure I'm already an addict or something, or slides like you did against you.
No, addicts good.
Good.
I'm gonna sit inside on the boss.
If you need help, I'm gonna go.
both maps are i can pretty sure
cause cause
i'm dead
oh my god
all friendlies have been neutralized
bruh i was only like a fear of death
and he's still
If I have my vigil scanner activated, I can walk into a grin, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's what I was thinking about doing.
I don't know, bro.
All right.
Let's ban mute, I think, right?
That's a good ban.
Yeah, I can.
Bro, your ping is so choppy.
It's okay.
It's okay.
We have an EU game, so that's fine.
All good, all good.
We got to get some rounds though.
I'm going to go ace.
Bro, if you're going to go ace, I'm going to go ace.
all good all good we got to get some rounds though I'm gonna go ace bro the
thing is when Muda's on a leash he's pretty good because his aim is good I
can literally can't kill his guys on a rune pixel and I'm just hyping but he
shoots me I can't see I'm not impossible it's all good we got EU next map
I'm okay. I think we do all three games organs. So like keep it fair.
Because like if you're from the Oregon game, or we could change anything. I'm trying to
like. All right, so I got I'm playing like donkey doodle cock right now. So all right.
I'm gonna try to make a bunch of noise over here. The wall banded it. Do you want me to just chop the wall?
I can maybe yeah
Armory's clear top mains clear
They're anchoring now they wouldn't go banded a rune did not
Yeah, that was me.
I'm gonna damage that bandit.
Bandit attic, bandit attic.
Bandit's still attic.
I'm gonna shoot one bandit off the ornith.
I got one bandit.
I got both.
Bandit's gonna push your trophy, I think.
The user is no longer in possession, down to one friendly.
I
Got he's close
He went to trophy and flew the most beautiful C4. I thought I couldn't even get out of the breach
I thought he was in kids, bro. Oh my god. I just wait every round. I want to die to mood up, bro
We have to bait so fucking hard bro. I have to bait like dick off
All right smoke shotty desperate times cover desperate measures. Let's go
I'm gonna pump these guys in the chest bro. We're good. Even if we lose we've got to get a lot of rounds, bro
And then we have to stop them on game two
I'll make that
Good
We can get some around brown down to five seconds work damn sure
Get ready to engage
They have an ace and a snake, right?
I don't know if I can play here, because I'm going to get mated, so I'm going to have to play
for it.
And then use my smoke, snake or something.
Top right, top right, top right.
He punched the barb on the wife.
It's a snake on the wife.
I'm trying to find out if he almost floor banked me.
One friendly operator remaining.
Alright.
Me failed.
Wait, it's already taught me, sweet mother of God.
I don't know what it is, but Spoich just doesn't like, I never hear, he's just like, he's like a ninja. I never hear Spoich. Jesus fucking Christ, man. Alright, what should we go?
I don't even know.
I think like, Hitchholt maybe?
Yeah, I can.
Bro, I kinda wanna try some dumb shit to get around.
Can.
Dude, I kind of want to like Amaru like up the hatch with a shotty, but I think I'm gonna die
I don't know. I just want to like do something stupid to win
Okay, maybe I could Amaru top lane fast or something. I'll just try to see where the gap is
map one it's a wrap uh yeah probably we could be ground located a bomb I might I might just
try something stupid yeah that's it can you try to get an armory fan or something maybe yeah
I might just armor remain and stuff 10 seconds before insertion
five seconds before insertion are we good yeah armory's flared but
yeah it's like in trophy now we can go in armory if you want
I'm gonna go back.
You're going to wallbang.
Peeking you.
You're burning back.
Other one could be below.
No. Wardens inside.
Both side.
They shot my cam.
Could be Warden.
They shot my cam.
We're kinda cooked.
Yeah, I should have an ace, alright
Oh my god, bro
and
Well that's not good.
you have located a bomb.
That shot out four eliminated all friendly.
Yeah, my bad, bro.
Not a half thing, but...
Now they're for the campbells, point, N-strap.
I should have just trusted my god and did a really brain dead thing and went up the hatch, but once I go main
They're just gonna be on the camera at the time. Bro. Oh my fucking god
I have to just prefire there. I was one though
Nine
Okay
I'm just gonna peak bro. We have to just peak.
It's half fun. Hey, it's half fun bro. It's half fun. It's all good.
I think we should have just been doing that, honestly.
Yeah.
Sitting inside it's like pretty tough, especially if you're on 100.
Well, attack is impossible. This guy's sitting here at the DMR and then he's
shocking close. I literally can't do anything. It's like the worst map for the ping.
Yeah.
Yeah, we could just do what we normally do and just do like Oregon.
I'd like to get around though. I can't even I've got this point every round
Increase surveillance on bombs or has an abuser
I'm out.
Reloading, cover me.
Outside bottoming with a DMR.
of
the
death
of
I could try to throw it not gonna arc it
no I think I should they haven't drawn me
I know I'm an addict.
I'd love to just work on it.
Wait, Tom.
It sounds like not trophy, but maybe...
Master.
Let me know if you see somebody or hear somebody trophy.
I
Was the element on the door
Inside inside you walk down walk down
No, no.
Stop, I'm sorry, bro. I just got fried again.
No, it's fine, bro. It's just impossible.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just not even on that screen.
Let's top my border, holy shit.
And then we'll get on EU, bro.
We'll get some momentum going.
Hold, dude, I just got, like, shit on, again.
Runs in, runs out, and pre-fires me.
Holy fuck.
Can I die to Boona?
Fuck!
Bro, they droned me, and they knew the sequel was scripted.
I didn't know until after I threw it, but there was a drone.
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Wow.
What am I running out of?
Oh my fucking Christ!
One shot my drone.
ARA!
About to mean clear.
Chop mean clear.
Are you hitting that at the second?
I'm not doing that.
I
Am I clear
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
I couldn't flank below the...
Stepping up to the French breach.
I'm getting in the wall.
I'm dropping a C4 right.
I'm aiming at the breach.
I'm just gonna shot a piece of you.
I'm going to flash close trove.
Throw in flash drive.
I'll fight.
You know who it is or not?
I think it's Warden, but...
I'm just going to try to lock him.
I'm gonna walk in the bleach.
I'm walking in the bleach.
One friendly operator remaining.
15 seconds remaining.
10 seconds.
Four last operators remaining.
Five seconds
I try
We have map to be you we have to seven over to find that three and a
Well, it'll be on club at least that was like kind of impossible
I died with six times Jesus Christ
It's my last custom I've ever doing on the hundred pain
No, I'm serious, but it's actually oh, I slept when I said no
It's like actually not fun. No you guys are
Yo, Jixie seven. Oh, bitch seven. Oh
Seven oh seven. Where's that cigar? You were smoking the other day. Where is that cigar?
They were smoking the other day Jixie. Where was that cigar the other day?
you'll stop in your hell of fucking quiet bro I hope I hope it's God I hope to
God you win on EU I hope to God you even guys get us one round stop in one
round cuz you know let's get one round your entire shit is chalk is really a
fuck jimsy you want fucking yeah jimsy post north europe yeah i didn't know
seven three lower your court is on bro you won the game
all right i need an invite whenever all right i invited luna i invited spoit i invited stomping
north europe yeah i will do border map two and then club map three
Wait, so we're doing BL3 or BL5?
BL3.
Okay, so there's not going to be a clubhouse then.
You host a US East One.
I hosted E...
It's a glitch.
But I think it's glitch.
It's going to be glitch.
Wait, maybe stop it.
You can host, maybe?
You can host a console?
It'll be West, I think.
Host?
No, it's another one called E-U-West Two.
I think that's the code.
No, me or him.
It doesn't matter.
I think...
I'll have this.
I'll have this.
I think North Europe it doesn't exist. I think it just says North Europe. It actually doesn't exist. Oh
Yeah, try again tell me what to do tell me what you want to do. Yeah, yeah, I'm looking on now
I think you host EU dash West dash to EU
Dash West West dash to yeah, yeah, yeah crazy player. Okay, got it
Okay, before I might tell me see if this even works. I should be able to see you once I'm in right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah. What does it say?
It's loading, loading, loading, loading.
No worries.
Wait, I did US. Okay.
I'm sorry. Fuck.
Mm. Spoil. Okay, I can just make enough of it.
EU-West, you said? EU-West.
EU-West 2.
Okay, boom. Got it. Thank you, sir.
That's the, yeah, let me know if it works.
I don't have an invite.
I just invited you.
Brad, did I exploit six times, man?
I don't really know how to play this, bro.
Well, I'll see you now, so that'll be good.
Bro, my E, it's not even bad.
It's like 100 points.
Yeah, Moody can say whatever he wants, bro.
I'd 7-3 him in a 1v1 twice, 1 PC.
Moody will never beat me in a 1v1 if I have 1 PC.
It's easy to talk shit if he has spoiled honesty telling him what to do and he's sitting on a pixel big with a DMR
But I won't be one. I'm brutally frame logging him
All right, we'll do border and then club
Border then club and I need to read by Muda
Holy coke. I'm just a logical man filled with logic and
And sometimes it's a curse on the same frames, bro
If I have the same frames as Muda on PC I seven freedom twice with level playing
Just pure logic that smoking give it to one
Stop it on 120 ping and yes boy don't esteem telling him what to do
He doesn't even need to know what to do he just sitting there with a DMR holding one door
Also, like, that was on Oregon, too, bro.
Like, Muda literally just has to aim at Trophy Door with a DMR.
Oh, snap!
Like, directly, Muda was shooting at me.
I got his point six times.
Muda killed me one time.
I'm better than Muda, guys!
I 7-3 him twice!
I'm literally just a logical, back-to-well man, bro.
He's sitting on a Rudy DMR staring at Trophy Door
On a leash with spoint not doing anything. I'd have to spoil every round besides one time. I
Fucking fried mood up
73 bro. All right, let's go
Cope I prefer logic is a better way to call it. All right, man. Let's do this shit
We're gonna win this map and then mafri is gonna be NA, but it'll be club
Unless the seven
Okay, target bands void, I guess.
Yep, let's go.
Why would map 3BNA because they're going to have a better round differential because they still haven't noticed on, on, on Morgan.
They're going to have a better round differential.
I'm not even gonna re-check, so instead of like,
We need to locate a bomb.
But yeah, I need 7373, that's all I have to say.
I had him on like the brink of tears when we were in the 1-1.
Drone has located a bomb.
All right, this is what...
You can't shoot seconds before insertion.
Five seconds to go.
I'm gonna have a toppy's cam if you want to take it quick.
Okay, I'm done.
You're going to have a break, Tar.
He's gonna pick up, look like a boss to you or something.
There.
This is clear, Zach.
I have an east cam.
Wait, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, come and cat, cat, cat.
He doesn't know.
Peeking, peeking, peeking the door.
He shot my cam, toppy.
He shot my cam, toppy.
He shot my cam, toppy.
He shot my cam, toppy.
I'm gonna re-drone it
He has slips in all of these doors and then this door is fully open and I'm getting visual scan is
You might want to go behind the Janning Tram I
Kind of want a direct
No, no, I saw this boy. It's right here right here. He was on this plane. Oh 90. Yeah, he's lasting on this plane
He ran to site I think now a really sweet site. I don't know what is boy with
Wait south of Fallon. He's not ease
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's found
Good good
No
god i guess you just assumed you were break i don't know all right i've been ace i guess
nah i've been like snake thank you
god damn it dude
all right i'm gonna go
mazian sheet my past east and shit and break door and then i'm gonna reinforce my entry to the
to set free
secure the bomb
I put a test top metal and I just shoot top east
I got a cannon nice and I didn't have to waste the cast on it
I have three guns left
I know I'm maus-ing up
My last location compromise to plan accordingly
Off-4 is located a bomb get ready to engage
Oh, I found the other drug too nice they might bust armory though. I'm not gonna lie
Reloading cover me
He's punching a barricade over here.
I'm gonna sit on a throne pixel on this door.
I hear him out here. I hear him out here.
I'm sitting on a throne peak. Nice.
Not really that low.
I'm sitting on a throne peak.
He's targeting you.
He made it.
I'm gonna sit here like the whole round. I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, we just dude we gotta we gotta just keep
exploit in like a fucking container yes okay oh my god I guess I think we
should maybe try to stack a little I don't know because he keeps on me bro and
I'm gonna be I'm not killing him he keeps just I saw me yeah I mean he's kind of
just like avoiding me and going for you like I can't really do anything he's
just force working the other way and then impact it all like it's smart I'm not
gonna lie like it's impossible I was gonna do it I guess just try to stack at
the start of the round and then maybe we can split up but he's quite smart bro
I'm not worried about fucking Muda it's just white brown Muda just assert the
DMR and just shoots and then has white tell him exactly where to shoot and he
10 seconds before I hear upstairs try to find you by your throne
Yo Zach do you want me to answer the roll or no no no fuck it
If two been a ru-
Alright double DMR
Are you saying this one will beat you twice?
Ooh another 75 IQ twitch chatter
Moot has only beat me when I'm on console man
He's never beat me on that
N90
I'm gonna breach the wall real quick
I don't want to waste time filming
You're not following a rune armor
I'm outside of over here, I'm going to come with you, I'm going to punch this, you said
one shot and one armory?
Okay, I'm going to throw an unmetaled quicksack, just thought out, top metal, and jump the new
I didn't go there.
Yo, he's on this thing.
Okay, I'm really straight here. That's spoilt. That's spoilt on that metal container.
My area is clear.
The Soloton radar is coming up.
All right, guys.
I killed an ice operator standing. You must recover the diffuser one friendly operator remaining
I have to just phone you open and I have a key here.
There is a hole when you walk in, but I don't see it.
Oh yeah, I thought you said you didn't.
I can't.
We're eliminated all friendly.
Uh, I, I'm, yeah.
I don't know what's the shit called.
I had a camel to preach, not like that.
I'm brain dead.
I'm sorry.
I just got killed.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I had a camel in the reach but I couldn't see like that and I was suspicious back to you so I couldn't even give you a sound call.
That's okay bro, I got a kill.
Ah, what do you want to ban?
Ban us.
Fuck me the ass bro.
Yeah, that's bad calls.
Nine.
I should have just literally turned on my call.
That's fine.
Alright.
Fuck.
I guess I should just go mute Shady and just be like unbearable on Armory.
Damn it.
Bro, how do I even get a trade with Squirt there?
It's like I'm frying him.
How is it a trade?
I saw his Shadow Crouch, pre-fired head level, killed him, and it's still a trade.
How?
How is that a trade?
Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.
He's just like a god.
Initiate the jammer.
Ten seconds.
Five seconds to insertion.
that was on you there on my, my, my, like, dead
jammin' ready
hi
wallbang?
I'm gonna put E's
cat, yeah
We're gonna have to fight them bro they have a groom like we can't like let them take everything
Yeah, I'm off as double right now.
Yo, east isn't open.
I'm cat.
In break, in break.
He doesn't know I'm here.
You got 90, close metal door.
On the metal door.
I have a top of my scam, that's it.
Oh my god, bro, well fucking played, dude, pro split-axe, like, oh my god, actually this
fucking shit on me.
Bro, he wasn't even trying to dodge.
I actually had a pretty good flank brawl and then I just died, my bad brawl, alright let's
play him.
That was?
Yeah.
I mean, do you think he needs the best?
Yeah, I think we just need to be able to drown brawl.
Bro, good kill on Muta, I didn't even hear him get on the cam, that was crazy.
I didn't either, I just, yeah.
He just figured he'd be there, yeah.
Um, I don't know. Do you want me to play ace? It's kind of good to get the armory wall.
Yeah, you can.
Good fucking shit, Zach. That was crazy, bro. Well played. Well played.
Oh my god huge huge huge huge.
Okay.
Alright alright alright.
We got a game, we got a game.
Chava got a game.
Need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Whoa, why did my game just close out?
I'm gonna try to-
I'm gonna try to-
I'm hitting Cs.
Okay.
That sort of problem.
I'm gonna grab your-
I'm gonna grab your TPC.
I don't think it's gonna be Cs, anymore.
Jackson, what about this hatch?
Yo! Sound call, Kevara shotgun.
I might be like drunk, but sound call, Kevara shotgun.
Two brow, okay.
Two brow and a Zungie.
Oh sorry, two brow.
Absolutely here.
as I was last you said right yeah but I don't think it's anymore okay I'm gonna go
on
you know it's not gonna tell me it's watered any slow okay it's watered any
slow I hit him but you get to me
cool cool okay that's good that's the way he has no seaboard
I
One off this
Like I want to get the radio
So one was office right he's archives now one
I
Can't wait to see how it goes
Hold up I can scan them
They're one of our times on armor, so I'm joining I'm joining from armory. I
Think what it's up?
What?
Get the walk of the cat
Let's go Zach good times boy. Let's fucking go Zach
No, I don't know how I lost the band.
Oh my god, good shot.
Good shot, good shot.
Good clutch, come on.
Gross point.
Like full swung there.
He was panicking that I was like walking on Muda.
Okay, huge.
What do you want to band, bro?
Ace, maybe?
I don't know.
Dream, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good shot, good shot, good shot.
They're going to band me too, watch.
And he doesn't even counter-gram anymore.
wait what yeah I got I got grind this game only vigil
interesting I didn't know that all right well then I mean yeah it makes no sense
but yeah what do you think's more annoying for them Zach Mazzie or mute I
can play either I don't really care hi mazzi yeah because I can just run to
east and then just be unbearable drone I guess for the shotgun yeah and I have
rotate and I have a C4 and it's gonna protect the bomb. Oh I'm so fucking
glad I won that, thank god. I redeem myself for the one shoulder.
Alright. Multi-pass break.
Multi-pass top east.
Cool. I have a- well I got a drone, I got a drone, let's go.
Huge. Nice. Alright.
Just stop metal. I'm gonna put my drone in CC.
Yeah why not? I'm gonna put it like in break under the
I'll drop some like rushing archives
Yeah, they shot that guy
Okay
I'm gonna reforge this
Yeah, here
How many of us are working?
I think they're both there and that one outside break
In East?
Yeah.
I'm our guys.
Team has successfully deployed.
I shot again.
I'm gonna open your wall
Yeah
What? Where did you get that from?
I got it. It's been located by armed 4.
190.
One friendly radio.
Wait, it's in... oh, in our times, in our times.
Oh my god.
He left.
My audio.
I don't think I can get anyone over there. I think they must have the RxS.
No, both have the RxS.
I thought he was going to walk in the door.
I'm not bad, I'm not bad, I'm not bad, I'm not bad, I'm not bad, I'm not bad, I'm not
bad.
Bro, I was going to see four when I heard him grab the Selma, I never heard him grab
the Selma.
All right.
Moody just has plot armor.
Okay, I like this ace armory shit. It's worked every time
PC check now, bro, he just like she just sprinted to the fucking wall so I just shot him a little it's kind of just half luck honestly
That's probably the latest fuck for you add. Yeah, everyone's so tired
10 seconds to go.
Map 3s and A bro, we have to just like win off your just like 5s, I don't even know.
I'll find out if I'm located and defused.
BG they be the finder, they love you.
They were on a cam so I'm going to be extra careful here.
What am I doing that like, maybe a little run out shit?
Yep, I knew it.
He was.
Shot my camera. I saw one more.
Are they up top, Zach?
yeah
where was that zombie?
there's one there
I'm taking so much space
can I shoot him in the cam?
Reloaded!
Throwing setup, get ready for the breach
I
Try to get a cringe-co
Bomb has been located that's like the mood is first
of
Oh my god, Zach.
Bro, your movement is crazy.
Oh my god.
Well played, bro.
Holy shit.
Well, how the fuck you played, Zach?
Bro, you took space off that sound perfectly, man.
Oh my god, let's go.
That was so huge.
I'm definitely winning this game now.
They have to be chopped.
Bro, Spook was exposed.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that's unlucky.
That's, I know.
Yeah, that's really unlucky.
Wow.
Dude, way to move off that fucking sound.
Well played, man.
Let's go.
All right, let's go.
That was clean.
Yes.
Bro, Muta actually should like well played to Muta.
He should have played the area.
That was the first time Muta's actually
shut on me in two games.
That was the second time he's killed me.
But that was actually a crazy shot.
have to be outside break
well that was a nice kill
swapping
I got a drone I got a drone I got a drone
I think army bug
One walking on metal to walking on metal that's what I think
one up for me
where is he?
I don't see him on my bridge
I don't hear him either
I'm on my back
I'm on my break door
I'm on my break door
I'm running to you I'm 90
good shit boy and it goes back there it is yes yes yes yes all right who the
fucking fried me I'm gonna give it to a bro wow that was a good shot of me
two more yeah yeah bro I mean Matt 3 will be so bad bro my show time is bad
Let me lock it
Matthew will be NA, but it's club. So like maybe maybe we could do some weird shit
Mudo will be hella no fun to locate a bomb or gonna so easy
to call
talk to them
ok the thing is if I ace radio he's gonna zombie it off which is pretty unbearable
five seconds to go
yeah
i guess i could sit there and spam punch it but like what's just gonna impact me and swing me like
i think i'm gonna jump in below okay i'm gonna jump over i have somebody yep there's a slit on
break door i don't see a head but i see a break door if you want me i can join you up east
No, that's fine.
Wait.
Oh, too far behind you.
I stopped the camera below.
So that's an early brand of can.
Go around the side.
Are you doing catwalk?
Yeah, yeah, let me drop that.
OK, top is clear.
Catwalk?
Catwalk is clear.
Catwalk is clear.
Break room is clear.
Wait now.
No, no, break room.
Oh, it's out.
Boy, break him.
Boy, break him with the zombies.
It's an archive.
Okay, I don't know what I got guys.
I'm gonna rotate to you, okay?
I'm just trying to bait the other side of the map.
Okay.
Try to stay up.
Where are you gonna enter from, Zach?
On my box.
Not bad.
You got him?
Nah, I'm gonna ping him.
He's in TEC.
Okay, in Brazil.
Or in like, box.
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go. You can jump.
You want me to ace the wall? Yes or no? No, no, no.
I'm gonna go now.
I'm behind you.
I'm gonna ace this
I'm gonna break radio now
And found I think and found
Push beepers with me push beepers flicking office. I was flaking to click me
Yeah, I have sight
I'm going to go to the armory breach and plant it, the plant is right down the door.
I'm going to go down the door.
He's out of position in this area.
He fucking goes back!
I don't know how you got the perfect, but good shit bro.
What did you do to kill him?
Did he just peek?
I pushed him.
Like I pushed the armory back and he was in CC.
It's fucking go
Cooning to this by the way our six three man, there it is. Okay, I'm gonna go I
Don't know I keep getting cams of the bossy. So I'm gonna keep that
It's like I keep getting fucking two or three cams every round
Bro, I just I literally just instantly mazzy break instantly mazzy top metal and instantly mazzy ease and it's like
5 seconds.
You must protect your bombs from me if you use my outpour.
Guy up there, wait.
Don't give me a buck.
You know where they're at.
They're funnies.
Reinforcing one!
I got a cam, I got a cam.
Bro, I'm gonna see for this wall I think
Then I think I keep on acting now. I'm running to you break our break our lesson break there. I'm barricading. I think we camp site and you
Yes buck to open the walls
Jack
I'm gonna tuck you're gonna tuck here. I'm gonna open it up there for you. Watch out. I see yeah
He's gonna flash me to try to bait you to swing I think you just let me die. I'm not gonna be
I'm gonna remain always 60 out
I
Just always hit void in the neck or the shoulder
FUCK!
I'm not- I should've just talked to you. Why is he- something is-
I would've just played aggressive too if you just told me and you just-
Nah, I don't know.
I was trying to swing him out- I was just trying to be annoying and like wallbang him or something.
I- I'm brain dead for- I'm sorry.
Alright, 6-4.
I don't know what you're-
I
Play so good
We're looking good this game
Order than to work in five seconds. Oh, I can get any wall. I want that
You're just gonna play Warden's Chalk, man, like, folks.
Make your way to its location and defuse.
There you go.
Okay, they're on a cam. You might be doing that stupid ass punch again.
I don't want to be in my drone.
They're going drone.
They're safe there, actually.
Good, break door.
Break door? Is it Warden or two?
It was Warden.
Okay, that's Warden.
This door's open.
office double yeah
he's last in half double okay
I'm gonna go get the armor to reach
I'm feeling he's gonna
prep a C4 and throw it on everything else
deploy Selma!
alright, armor is open
can I punch CC?
they're tubing?
I
Can I happen to see and get radio walls?
I'm getting radio now
I have a drone that's armory. I'm gonna drill them from armory side of me.
The water could have got below.
I'm gonna sit on radio.
I'm drilling armory.
The tube's right here on this thing. Crash on the cellophane.
He hasn't known I know. It's Muda. I don't know where it's going.
I think it'll go below.
I got some work on the line. I'm quick planting.
I'm going to Meadow. I'm going to walk into it.
He hopped over, he's on you.
I'm confused, he didn't talk to me at all when he pushed, he's hard right, hard right diffusing.
I try my bad, bro. He actually just had a crazy time
Bro, I had such a good cam on Muda. Muda is lost
I blew up the wall, went to radio, blew up the wall and then like slow walked my drone in the breach like I'm fucking long
I have to just like try to wall bang him.
We're good.
Just really unfortunate, man.
Bro, and I was in a weird spot, Zach.
We're like, if you helped him in the window, I couldn't help you.
Like I was just in the area.
Protect the bomb.
I was trying.
the window I couldn't help you like I was just in the air protect the bombs
I was trying
just put that back perfect as always
10 seconds to insertion we had a drone outside break that like
Quick, throw in these five seconds and count it.
Reload!
They're the same place, they're gonna push like topies.
Their drone is out!
Ooh, I hacked a cam, top of my pants.
We're going to put the drones out.
They're drawing, let's go.
He's outside top, he's just ace.
I might see for the opposite wall again, I'm not going to lie.
He ran though.
He's kind of ran away.
I think they've been blown up.
Yeah, Stoke is being blown up.
Yo, bro, I have a gun outside.
I'm just gonna turn this down.
I don't see anyone.
I don't see anyone.
I don't see anyone.
Stoke is being blown up.
I'm gonna break that.
SWAPING!
Don't die. Don't die.
I have a can.
And I can see the base.
Oh, God.
come on a medal
doggy's coming on a medal
in the east
or east sorry sorry east
walking up east
no i think it
one bottom medal
one bottom medal
i have a c4 for a few of the plants
he doesn't know i know i have a cam on him
He's on a drone. He's droning off his trip.
What? Get on my camera. Get on my camera.
Where's the boy? Is he lit?
Zach, do you see Moodo on my camera now?
Oh yeah, he's on top of me.
They're both there, both there, both top of you.
Can you see the far right wall, east?
Can you see the far right wall? Right here.
here. Alright, what?
Right.
They're both here, you might have to back up.
Pushing 90, poshie.
20 seconds.
Both going through the triple wall, both going through the triple wall.
They both have to push his door.
my positioning was actually so good there because I had a feeling squig was
gonna tell him to plant and then hold the cross such tough you know I mean
nobody ever let's go man
well not really I had time I'd like I had literally three seconds I'm not gonna
lie I was all right Matthews and a shy sir it's club though I mean it's better
them get organ it's better than fucking organ
god damn all right man I was host east
but it was east one the other surface glitch
mood it went three and ten all right Sonion
me whole
Let's fucking go that I don't know how I don't know what's gonna happen this game, but hey, we'll see what happens
I need to restart my game. Yeah, we're gonna take a time. I'll bite you last
I'm just only getting brilliant
All right, I'm about to exploit
Hey, bro, Zach you want to go here a year, bro
And you're about to win this major I invited exploit
And I invited Muda.
Alone I might have.
All right, take your time.
Woo, chat little 1v2 to end the game.
They had no time.
Dude, that's why Mars was so good, chat.
Because like, I wasted so much.
I had two cams.
They were just stalling out.
Boy, you're happy for what?
You won by two rounds?
I'm just happy Moodle went three and ten.
That guy's rage baiting, but whoever said that is rage baiting.
I first picked Luda like fucking four rounds in a row or something, three rounds in a row.
And I know I was pissing them off with Mazi.
I hacked so many cams.
All right, Zach, what about you now?
All right.
All right, bro, I don't know what's going to happen, chat.
It's Clubhouse, so hopefully it goes differently.
Yeah, thank you, bro.
It's got to have fun.
It's got to have fun.
I'm going to go pee, chat.
It is club, so that's fun.
So whoever's on there, so everyone's.
Yay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's not really trying to talk.
I have a headache.
Alright. Let's go. Chat, I mean, I don't know, at least we made it to game 3. At least we
made it this far. And at least Mudo went 3 and 10. 3 and 10 can. Because Miho was talking
shit after he won map one and then went three and ten.
Badalra.
Mute that mic, twin.
Mute that mic.
I invited Mute up.
Three and ten ban.
Don't talk shit after game one if you're going to go three and ten, buddy.
What is he? Okay.
He got rebanned, bro. He's already banned.
You can't get banned again.
Rebanned.
It's not that deep, bro. No, it is. That's deep, bro.
He joined the call.
It sounded deep to him when he joined the call.
Yeah.
Joined the call, talked shit, and then went three and ten, bro.
It's exact. It's actually not deep enough.
It's not in the call right now. Why do you hate Muda? Who said I hate Muda, bro?
He just talked shit and then went three and ten. Not allowed to do that. Mute that mic.
Humble up. Bro. And I sold that drone around. Should have won more.
Doesn't matter who cares. They said I don't know. It doesn't matter.
It's not like we were gonna get NA.
Yeah, we could get interesting on club. I don't know. I don't know how
defense first and sure. Yeah, that's fine. Bro. The thing is me and Richie played
spoi and Muda. They play like dude, spoi plays so cringe. He shotguns from below
with Buck. They have Grim. They go to Baral, Cade on CC every round. You'll see
when the bands rolled out but like oh yeah we were getting brimmed and yinged on season
i'm not even that's not been in grimm
yeah i don't know i don't know how map is gonna go but it's club so it could it could be kind of fun
So like you know, yeah, I don't mean cringe in a bad way like sport plays this map really
well.
He shotgun blow plays ying goes grim like he chokes you out and you go CC me enriching
have better success going jam against boy, but I don't know we'll see what happens.
What am I chat said, Muda is watching a Vod versus Squirtle on club.
All right, let's go.
Good luck.
about the sinking anchor on your team, bro.
Alright, let's go.
We need, we need literally a good start.
We need a good start.
We need to win the first round.
Good start.
We need a good start.
Huh, fuck.
Alright.
Keep sneezing.
We can ban Grimm?
We ban, ban most of our snake first and then Grimm.
Yeah, so that does not hurt you.
is like this impossible yeah cuz we're getting to be one of the drama plays
visual what's the best site in this for a gym I think when we went CC we were
getting finger blasted right I think CC and barb I don't know why like basement
so bad there's so many places I'm down yeah I'm a gym I'm a gym I'm a gym and
bar I think CC and basement are so bad there's so many places like maybe CC
that but basement sterile I'm gonna make rotates I'm gonna wait you sneeze and I
didn't say I didn't even hear you
all right man we'll see what happens at least mood is gonna have to actually
think on this map on Oregon that's not a 10 yeah here's a solid mac in those
i got one there nice huge huge i i like shooting drone availableness
of
the
one
of the
of
It's gonna go to the east.
Pop 4 is located above.
I don't know if you can find any drone at all.
I'm drowning on things, jacuzzi.
I'm drowning on things.
It's on the bridge, jacuzzi. You're co-alving the drone. Behind the thing.
I
Don't know the other ones I only know one jacuzzi
What you could I think
another one I
Can call your short very long jump in
on the main stairs, on the main stairs, holding the pixel on you, walked up, still on main
stairs, still on main stairs.
I'm gonna be a favor and don't ever beat me dad will you?
Get absolutely smokebang pre-fired.
Okay.
Man yeah, man bitch, oh that's good.
Pro.
What do you think?
Um, digital.
Like, I don't, I don't know, the SMG-12 is just mortifying.
I'd rather the SMG-11 be in a sense.
Okay.
I'm gonna play Deimos.
Yup.
I'm gonna play them.
Cheeky ways to kill Muda and then just 2v1's point, I think.
Yeah, I thought I had a way last round.
No, you're good.
I already know.
It's fine.
I think they're going to do the k-tube shit.
Yeah, the boy's going to fight here while k-tube.
I think you should kill your drone anyways or just go fang and figure out what's going
on.
Yeah.
I don't think it's CC.
Thank God
Aruni and smoking pleasure awarding
Yeah
We need to get a finger in the last one
Yeah, it's what it's me it's me shy stuff
I should have my famous. I thought it was Warden.
All good. You do have nades for the jammers.
Barbed wire garage.
I'm gonna blow up this wall, and we're just gonna take it from there.
So it's mute and everything.
Mute doesn't counter a thermite anymore, right?
It does.
I'm gonna end up with an ally.
So we're gonna finally get the big sack or just yeah, I can't need it at least there's a really good
Okay, well we definitely can't push it we have to push con
Let's push con
Just up large you I think
I'm gonna try to get a ping on the Tamiya, like ping a Mute Jam or something.
I can't, my drone's muted.
Me lie while they're careful.
There's no clear where Mute's at.
I just heard a shotgun. He made a shotgun hole over the bridge.
Swapping, walk out, he might see for you.
If you made this...
I can need a variant of the new other
watch out this is
I'm gonna run my drone up right
I
Had a pain like to see it. Okay. Okay, we got around on a hundred things. Let's go lock in on these fans
We said Graham
Yeah
Good fucking work sack. Let's go. They're gonna play game. All right. Good start. Yeah
It only we go CC though. He was only doing it on TC to be fair
Oh, we could go base man. Just roam like idiots and like okay like the hatches
so we can go back to the site or something.
Yeah, you wanna pop all the hatches?
Or should I reinforce Kitchen and then pop everything else?
Protect the bomb.
I don't think you open them at the start. I think you only open if you need to like, drop.
Yeah, if I have an impact, you can shock them.
Good start!
five seconds left
I don't know either
I'm gonna hide in that room
I'm gonna flip cams
I'm gonna sec sec
you want me to power or let me know
I'll stay near you
I'm watching dirt bro
I
Break it up, but then I have a dirt hidden inside
Don't be up don't be outside a secret
I
Want to see
What they're going bro, I don't know where it is
Place in the blue
I'll try one drone, but I got one drone, I got a cam, I got a cam, one coming down
secret.
I got a frontal hatch.
Why would I have to do that?
Oh my god, I found the drone!
I
See your stairs
I have an angle like this
wallbang you can kitchen act
Wall break your kitchen
The other guy's kitchen act
One HP
I'm on both of them
He's pulling out
No, you don't even understand.
I just shot Muto ten times and he's a hundred hope.
Really?
Dude, never split up, too.
He left Muto on an island.
That's a risky business point.
Alright, what do you want to ban?
Zotus?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
That's what's just so about what I'm saying.
Bro, Spoyne is so good, bro.
We got a game, bro. We got a ball game.
Bro, it's kind of, they kind of played that perfect.
I couldn't get any drones till action phase,
and then they just had Matt.
And they put all that in through a hatch, bro.
All right.
We're good, we're good.
This is going to be a game for sure.
It's not going to be like Oregon.
Is this off the board? I'm just going to keep going to turn until they tell me I'm alive.
More lost than the start of a Dora episode. Boggles, it's like five in the morning for
you, Rob. What did he say?
Let's see see this father's guy
Okay, well it's not K2. It's just K. I can just go
Yep, yep, I like that cuz I like just securing the day
I'm going to go on first, hold up.
Got an AMP ready?
Yup, yup.
He's behind the serve rack right now.
You can hold his runaway.
He's still behind the serve rack.
He doesn't know enough.
Yeah, he doesn't know I know.
I'm holding it.
I'm gonna check my nana again.
I ran.
My timing is so shit.
Okay, you keep holding.
Alright, let me reset here.
I thought there was a cam on me, but...
I have two drones.
Boy, he's wrong.
Can you chamber top rad?
I can just go take dodge all right. How do you want to plant that? I'm gonna bait it
You want me to sit on the rappel? I found the breacher before you go. Let me flash top
like before you walk it all right 3 2 1 I have another one going 3 2 1 top red
I'm baiting again well I'm gonna bait the plant and then see I'm gonna EMP my C4
You're crazy you're actually fucking bros oh my god
What is he doing?
Oh my god.
He was sitting in the corner terrified.
Bro, Zach, good shot.
Okay, what do you want to ban, bro?
Uh, wait pause.
What's your problem?
Smoker, dokeabee, for sure.
Whatever you put there, whatever you think is more annoying.
Dokeabee is just more cringe, I think.
Okay.
just
And the DMR snake at least it's a f2
For a good shit
He was that spider Muda. I didn't know who killed me. I got double. I thought it's on you
Bro, I was holding an off angle. It's nice, huh?
All right, I'm gonna go mazzi. I'm just gonna go zombie, bro. I was doing good out there on I'm not gonna set up
I'm gonna get my pass down that I'm gonna set up
I'll do the rotation
No, it's what we do now in the show.
I hear you, you're quiet.
Okay, okay, okay. Can you hear me now?
Yeah.
Slopping!
Watch out for cash side, bro. Nothing on me.
They're on the roof.
I'm gonna move your Mausie down if you want.
They're gonna ace your Cousy right now.
He's ready, dick.
I'm reinforcing the back of the Mawson.
I'm gonna drill a location to bomb.
I'm getting snaked.
Close.
I'm not talking brief, I left the couch there.
Actually no, that's kinda awkward I think.
Yeah
Bro, you're so fucking good bro
What is he doing?
Good shit, Zach.
Let's fucking go, man.
They're kind of walking down, bro.
Bro, I don't know.
Every time Sway lets up for Muta, I think that's bad.
Can you pause again?
Yep, yep, yep.
What do you want to ban?
What do you want to ban?
So I'm trying to think.
Bans are imported, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
I mean, we could ban Mute because they left.
Yeah, yeah.
They left.
They most snake ended up being it.
Good shout.
I'm trying to like not sell it all so like I wasn't even I should have peaked with you
but I was gonna sleep on the phone.
No, no, no, no, no, that time I was just filming myself.
I didn't even say anything either.
Okay.
Yeah, because I either like to double talk or like double swing like that in between.
Yeah.
as long as those mood are yeah you're you're feeling yourself that you're good
yeah all right I'm gonna go thermite again cuz I think we're just gonna keep
going up top oh my god close this game out chat it's late for stopping brawn
na we have to close this shit out my life depends on the series jixie I got
I
Think it's easy the same shot
This is the same thing
Can you try to hide a drone in garage bottom or top yeah
I'm going to slip into the drone hole.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's quick set stop at its iron man too.
I'm going to go shoot the outside camp on the other side.
Alright, I snuck a ham bottom garage.
No one's bottom garage.
Alright, let me know if you've got any more.
Nice!
I tried to do that the other route too.
All right.
Now, do you?
I should hold up. Can we find the trap?
I'm gonna drown him before I open the wall, bro.
Bottom grass is clear, Zack. That's all I need.
He's on the bridge. He's literally on the bridge.
I'm gonna load this up. I'm gonna deep rip out.
I think he's stashed now.
There's no need for this plate.
I'm gonna rip out.
I got up.
Okay, you're the only one with the drone.
Alright, I have two more.
The boy's drone.
Alright.
Okay.
Suburbal clue.
The garage clue.
Okay, he's inside.
He's on the spot.
He's on the roof.
Alright, I'm just gonna walk in and use the drone.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Yeah.
Could be green more.
that's me. That's fine. That's fine. I thought he was going to swing red and then I heard
him. I thought I heard him on green more and he was in the sand a little bit. Yeah. Um,
okay. What do you want to do differently this time? Because I think they're going to get
all the hatches and just be. Should we actually need to like roam above? Should we reinforce
the hatches or not? Is that quick? No, that's just brain. That's brain. I think we need
to actually roam above because we're both below. Okay. I was scared. Okay, there's one
of us above one of us below you play about I'm gonna reinforce only kitchen
hatch because I'm not gonna play I just broke the game I just
I
Don't know
I heard him fuck garage
rush
Yeah, let me know if they're pushing blue fast
I'm gonna come down at it. Yeah, I'm coming out. I think they're gonna push blue fast
We double-sing him
I'll kill it.
I'm gonna play tallbox on the ground.
One above.
I think there's one in like, bar.
I don't know, it's hard to say.
It's 4-drop Moto for chance?
He cut off, he cut off.
I'm gonna hold this to beat box cause it sounds like walking down me.
Sound call.
I don't know, I don't know where you are
I'm running away is this docked I mean five seconds to go nice I'll go first
okay now let's go back you're out of time I don't know what they were doing
there because wait like when up Rose what job more than a fuck but I think he
I thought he dropped so early.
He thought he was going to run.
I shot him on the hash and then ran.
You're playing so fucking smart right now, Tech.
Yeah, I couldn't tell if he joined you or not
because I shot at you over the last second.
It was pointed at you, but you were deep.
I don't know if he saw you.
Did you guys move off guard or did you just cry him?
He was kind of off guard.
He almost killed me, actually.
Bro, because I think Spoy didn't drop Modo.
That was our gap.
I think Spoy didn't drop Modo because he assumed...
because he assumed
It's hard on this bomb site because I think we shot all their drones
Yes
I think he assumed you were still on a well fucking place
Dude, I think what you carry the diffuser to bro
We need to locate a bomb
I don't think I've moved it, it was fast
I think it's the same exact shot bro with the Kade
I'm like 99% sure
Warden yeah
Wait, I think they're doing it without the Kade
Pretty sure it's tube
Yeah, it's a tube. I don't even need to play that, sure.
I'm going to take garage.
I'm going to take garage, okay? You just get the breach.
I'm going to have to wait to take garage until the breach is open.
Go really fast so it doesn't have that much time to tube.
Wait to breach fast?
Yeah, like go fast so you have to wait for the key.
I need to turn the power.
I'm taking dodge.
Sound called dream daughter.
Jack, do you need me to break this or not?
No, I have hard bridge. Sound called dream daughter.
Can you hold this link? Or are you gonna go around? Um, I have a drone on this link.
Water's top red, that's the point.
What was last on top red?
I'm gonna roll a drone up red, Jack. Can you stay alive?
Alright, I'm gonna stay alive.
Um, I can...
Can't really flash.
Oh, squib is last seen bottom right?
Okay.
Might have to put a C4 below.
He's on top right now.
I don't have any cash.
Um, have my gun up?
Well, I might flash red.
Is the C4 below Zach? Can you join me up right now?
I don't have a gun.
Alright, I'm gonna drone below real quick.
Oh, you do have a drone, but it's in sight. Let me waste mine. Let me waste mine.
Let me check below.
Alright, sports on red.
I don't see a C4 though.
So we walk down. Let's power sight, fuck it.
Okay, okay, let's go.
One friendly up there.
Was he on rad?
This boy came up rad.
He's gonna see from below, do you know?
I don't know.
Wait, he just blew it.
Yep.
i mean i beat spoi to it but they're just an instant lampjunkly
yeah it's a close ass game bro fuck
jim keeps working for us but they keep going cc do you want to try cc or no what do you want to do
um i don't think cc i think jim are basing it
bro i might go like i was gonna go fan i might go bandit
Bro, Bandit could be good, because if you would zombie off the bathroom, they can't, or if you want to zombie off the door, they can't shoot the Bandits.
They could, but it's going to take fucking forever.
How can Luda only use DMRs?
Can you really back that? I don't know.
Yeah.
Hold secure!
Bomb location has been compromised.
Ten seconds left.
I think there's a gun inside, there's a lot of the bomb.
Do you want an anchor?
I can reinforce Lodgy.
I found that gun inside.
Alright, cool.
I'm going to reinforce Lodgy, I think.
I think he goes to the bottom of the lobby.
Reinforce one!
Yeah. Hold up. In barn, barn, barn, barn.
We're still good.
Wait, what? Who is it? It's Buck and who? Buck and Lion.
He's close on the door.
DMR on 100 ping. Literally can't see.
He's gonna buck below come to me come to me
He's gonna go back in buck below they're gonna hide the camera inside
I'm like
I'm not even on his world bro
I can't go any of this game dude
Nah bro it's just impossible
Where is the camera man?
Literally impossible
They're so bad, bro. I literally just can't peek.
I think I'm just gonna start playing like a little more aggro and defense. On attack,
I have to show you. This is winnable, bro. I don't know. I have to just like get a kill
or something. I'm just trying to like play. It's possible to do everything around. Yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what kind of
I'm trying brothers. He's trying to not find
All right, they reinforced
CC I think we should try to see if you switch it up next time
He's broke they didn't I don't know they've been paid or two, but we can be finished
He's kind of push con insertion five seconds
Hopefully I don't have a chance on this one too.
I'm going to give you an opportunity to buy a few sub-bots.
Yeah, I don't know if I can get it.
This map blue chat, yeah.
You have a shotgun to open the hatch.
My game crashed now.
Yeah, my game fully crashed bro. That's so eight
Well, hey at least I'm not one in six anymore
All right, I'm gonna quickly be real so just make it four or five. Uh
What we're all the big bro, how do we even reels with bands?
Just remember the bands. That's really the right but can even add them bro
but I don't know if you can add them with the new band system. Can you pre-add them? Or no?
Make sure you can, but I don't know how to do it.
Bro, of course, that game was so close to it. Just tell each other to ban.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know though. I don't know if the new band system lets you do
like all of the bands, verbal band? I mean, what if we just tell each other the bands and then make
sure they're not playing? Does anybody in the chat know all the bands? Well, I know We Band,
Deimos, Dokeby, and something. Deimos, Grim, Dokeby. I know We Band. We Band, Deimos, Grim, Dokeby,
Afro, what were the defenders we band? We have to remember six things We Band and six things
they band. We have to remember 12 bands, but some of them are going to overlap.
I don't know, Jack, does anybody know?
Did Muke get banned?
Wait, watching your stats, what do you mean?
US is one.
Oh, Strats.
Wait, what?
Sports checking, sports checking, sports checking, he's seeing what the bans are.
sing the bands. That's how it's happened.
Dog just clip it. Yeah. So I'm going to tackle back in the
VOD. This is pretty important. But bro, I don't think with the
new custom game settings, we just have to do verbal bands to
keep it simple. We started off on defense, right? Yeah. So we
started off orange team. So I'm going to give orange team
four rounds.
Did I actually study?
Yay.
Spoiler trying to accuse you of sniping his drone.
Say what lie, bro.
Say what lie, bro.
I literally said a drone pinged the bomb,
and I searched the whole site.
OK, but that guy might just be trolling.
I don't think Spoiler would do that.
Nah, I think 30 people said that at the same time, so.
Spoiler accused you of sniping his drone?
What are you saying? We're sniping?
Nah, it's just
Did my game crash again? Same one, nah, you're wrong
It's not a key thing. Yeah chat always does it. They try to like start fake and deep. Hi guys, what's the other picture?
Okay, I have all the bands
Yeah, can you guys hear me?
Spoik, can you hear me?
Yeah, go on attack, you guys are attacking.
We're just gonna do verbal bands, eh?
Uh, is game crash again, I think.
What?
Can y'all hear me, bro?
Yeah, is this thing on here?
Yeah, I can hear you, I can hear you.
Alright, we're just gonna do verbal bands,
because I think with the new thing,
I don't know if I can do all the bands, bro.
I don't know if I can.
Wait, why were the bands?
Alright, let me read them.
Let me read him. Let me read him. Let me read him. Hi. I'm going to tell him to stop this. I'm going to tell him to you. Long story.
All right. Zach.
Our bands, the defenders we banned was vigil, sold as mute.
Uh huh.
The attackers we banned was Deimos, Graham, Dokeby.
Yeah.
So tell them that.
And then,
Well, Archie's a host, so I don't even know how to tell them.
Because we're doing verbal bands.
Oh, verbal? Let me just type them all out so I remember.
All right, so I'll say it again.
Wait, this is so confusing, bro.
No, no, it's good, it's good.
The defenders that we banned was Vigil Solis Mute.
Vigil Solis.
The defenders that they banned was Mute Warden Vigil.
Wait.
New Warden Mitchell and then I'm gonna for the attackers. I'm ready. The attackers that they banned was ace, grim and demos. Oh, here they typed them. Okay. Just need up their bands and then the, I don't know. I don't. And then the attackers we've been the attackers that we've been was demos.
Graham in Doka B.
This is so confusing, bro.
Is there a lot of repeat bands? There should be, I mean, that's how I get you.
Yeah, that's why it's confusing.
It should be like that though, because both teams can band and take you.
All right, are we good?
Wait, oh, no. Switch teams, switch them up.
Well, I need to also enter the round history.
All right, the team starting the match as attackers was enemy team, right?
Because we started off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because the team, we started off on defense, remember Zach?
Yeah, yeah.
So the team starting it matches the tactics as enemy team.
And then for round history, blue has five wins and then orange has four wins.
I think this is going to be wrong, but I hope it's right.
Of course my game crashes.
All right.
Again?
No, no, not again.
I would have just ended my life and probably streamed.
Okay.
In GTA.
All right.
What were the attacker bands?
I'm just going to do as many bands as I can.
Okay.
Which one?
Like our bands are theirs.
What was our bands?
Our attack bands.
We band.
Grimdokabe.
Grimdokabe, Grimdamos, and then Raid's calling.
Yo, Raid, what's up, Buttercup?
Yeah, I don't want to like, I know you, I'm just trying to help you a bit.
Orange is always on the right side no matter what.
So it's wrong.
He gave them five rounds, the four rounds.
I gave Orange five rounds, Raid.
Or no, sorry.
Are you sure?
Yes, I've done setting so many times, always on the right, Orange, no matter what.
I promise.
Alright, I mean.
So just give them five rounds and that's four.
Oh yeah, yes.
Okay, so Orange has five wins now.
Orange has five, Blue has one, two, three.
Make sure you change them after Clubhouse, it's on border.
I have a fucking spaz deck. All right, let me just reset all this.
So wait, I should give orange five, right Zach? Five.
Yeah. All right, orange has one, two, three, four, five. Blue has one, two, three, four. Okay.
Yeah. Team starting matches, attackers. I see but no, it's, but they started all as attackers.
Does it matter? I don't think it matters. Okay. All right, then we should be good, I guess.
Now for the bands. Choose band operators. Okay. Now, iBand, Grim, Deimos, Ducky. What was their bands?
Um. Oh wait, what were the defenders of the band? Sorry. Jesus Christ. Oh wait, I think I see.
Vigil Solis Mute. What was it? Solis? What? Vigil Solis Mute. Beautiful. All right. Now what was their
Their attack bans were Grimacee, Deimos, and then what would they find their bans?
Vigil, Ward, and Mewitt, and then make sure you change the map before you start.
Alright, all good, and then map is clubbed.
Alright, so this should be clear.
Team starting matches attackers is your team, which is wrong, but I don't think it matters.
one orange round two orange round three orange round four orange round five orange round six
blue round seven blue round eight blue round nine blue has four wins orange has five I'm
going to trust raid the fate of the universe sunraids life please god raid I hope you're
right if you're right I love you it's right oh my god you're so smart ready safe like
We would have had to re-host it, guys.
Wait, what's up?
Said we would have had to re-host it.
Oh my god, oh, I thought you said we had to, fuck!
Okay, alright, we're good.
Alright, let's go! And I'm all in on it!
Yes!
Alright.
Come on, bro.
Okay.
They're probably gonna go CC again.
You wanna go Thurmaid?
I don't know.
You think it's better to just push main wall or do you wanna push con?
Bro, what if-
He did the band's wrong.
P- okay.
What if like?
I can't play Warden. You messed up the band's move.
I knew I messed up something.
Wait, who said...
I thought...
They banned visual Warden mute.
Oh, I reversed the band's... Should I re-host the band's...
Yeah, he said he wanted to play Warden.
Yeah, because I'm gonna be honest, he was playing Warden the whole game, so it's pretty bad.
I'm gonna kill myself. Yeah
Really in high bus
What is that? This is when we need high yeah, Lord have I saved the earth?
All right, what is the server each one? Okay?
This is a lot of don't even don't even do don't even do the bands register the rounds. Okay, just remember that got it got it
Got it smart. Hopefully
Hopefully everyone remembers because it's gonna mess up
I just don't remember who banned what like I know it was on Warden though so that's very valid
because like he actually wants to play Warden so like that would be cocking him out of the wind
okay boom I'm just I'm just once I got I'm just gonna um literally just gonna do the
Okay. Masterjack invited. Stoppin invited. Spoi invited. 5-4 chat. All right. Clubhouse.
Cool. Bada bing bada boom. Invited, invited, invited. All right. Team starting matches
attackers, it should be your team. Yep, our team. And then round is to
know we started, we started, we're on attack right now. And we
started defense.
Yeah, we did it last switch it. So let me do the rounds. Orange,
five rounds. Blue, five rounds.
Okay. Blue has round nine, eight, seven, six. Orange has five, four, three, two, one.
Okay, cool. You want me to switch? Or what do you want me to do?
I think it's good enough.
All right. Just can you type the bands again or do you not have them?
Bro, that's so much to remember.
Chocket. All right. Well, we banned. I got it right here.
It's fine. We're good. We're good.
I don't even type it bro, you know what I'm talking about, just yeah.
Team starting match as attackers is your team, but that's wrong, it was enemy team, good now?
But now we're on defense, no, because now we're on defense, and we're on attack right now.
Alright, let's just do it, let's run it.
I gave him five rounds, I gave us four, please god.
I gave them five, I gave us four, we're doing verbal bans.
The defenders that we banned was, I can't see on this tab, but the attackers we banned was Grimm,
Gamos, I'll see you next time.
Let's have pause, like real quick.
Let's write it out. Okay. Yeah, good idea. Zach, I'm gonna say it.
The defenders we banned was Vigil's Solar Smeet. Tell them now.
The attackers that we banned was Grim, Gamos, and Duncan.
It's a cluster block.
okay you need more are you good no he typed them all right we're good yeah they've been grim
ace themus and vision warden mew grim ace themus i'm just gonna play thermite mazzi so i don't
mess anything up oh god all right they're probably gonna go cc they've done it the whole game
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
What's that?
Conquest again or do you want to just use your drone?
I don't know honestly.
What if it went yank?
Or did they ban you?
They have warden though.
Oh yeah.
You can provide your drone and locate it a bomb.
Super out.
Alright.
I'm just gonna get the main wall and then we'll take it from there.
Yeah, just get the main wall.
I'm gonna try I'm gonna try to play
Can you just can you turn right the main all then go take garage?
Yeah, you want to take bottle brush? Yeah
But I get the main offer
And then go take a
I got it.
Yeah, I got it.
I'm going to see if I can take the rocks.
Oilpits clear.
I
Go get the top guard
I'm gonna walk in after it
I'm gonna duck with the car, I'm gonna duck with the car.
You're the greatest of all time, bro!
Oh my god, I love you!
Hundred-Bin King!
Good shit, time.
FAMO BORRA CARAYO.
If you would've, uh, if Sway would've killed you, I would've killed him,
because I was on the window.
Good shit.
Good.
Okay.
Now, I think we have it when CC wants.
We should probably pause again and write it out.
Just so nobody fucks it.
No, it's already written.
Can we go K-Tuber as that band for CC?
They banned Vigil Warden Mew.
Ken.
Vigil Warden Mew.
Like, there's no point.
They're just going to play Thurmite Thatcher.
They're going to counter it.
What do you want to do?
Because I low key think downstairs is sketchy,
but it's kind of up to you, bro.
You're one of the great players.
I think downstairs and just play chaotic.
I kind of.
All right.
What option I go, bro?
like you could play anything literally they I'll tell you what they've been
they've been vigil warded in mute
okay all right um fuck it I'm just gonna go like form I guess right exactly I'm
chatting up fuck this okay further guns and like you have shotgun for holes
I'm not going to overcomplicate this good shit Zach. Well, but it's not come on
Forced blue or big footholds no
Trottery force just the kitchen hat Zach
Me break it there. Yeah. Yeah, I'm doing it right
I'm gonna get motor hats dude. It's like last time
I got both times.
Huge bro, that's such a big start.
Alright.
I'm gonna re-enforce the blue walls and then make the red curve off.
I'm gonna start inside.
I'm gonna go back.
I have two pests on the blue side.
I'll do one bottom main.
I hear him. He's in bar. Hi Snake. I don't think they banned it. Yeah, it is. It's going to be Snake. He's trying again.
Yeah, good luck on the end. Take down me. Yeah, it's Snake. Snake line.
I'm gonna make a sequel.
Do you want me to go to make a nice second?
I didn't shoot it.
I don't have much stuff to go on.
One on four.
I have a C4 bottom in if you want to just
Alright, alright, alright
Mother man hit my online. I can tell you want to throw it. I'm gonna jiggle it. Let me know I
Got you sound a drone. I'll say now
I'll tell you I'm just don't
I'm just going to play this with you.
I'm lying scammed, but I'm not moving.
I'm going to swing with your shield.
Be advised, op4 has located a bomb.
Nice.
You're the first pick, Zach!
So fucking talented!
I'm on that angle, bro.
I'll make a little slit in the back.
I had to press them, bro.
I had to press them.
Yeah, I could check them out.
Well, I appreciate the prompt.
Bro, that scorpion fucking sings, bro.
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
Okay.
One more.
And we won, bro.
One more round.
Okay.
They really like going CC a lot.
They haven't gone another site to be fair.
So they could try this with a curveball.
I think kill your drones, Zach, because I think it's better for me to be on a drone in the action phase
and you to be honest got so just kill your drone and figure out what they're doing I'll
save my time.
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Oh my god, go bro.
Two, two, two.
CC bro.
CC, okay.
I respect it.
Okay, I'm gonna kill the K-2 bomb, it's my Dasher.
Okay.
Well maybe not K-2 but, and I've ordered again, I smoked, smoked.
K-2 smoke.
insertion all right i'm gonna move my drone bottom garage and make through the
five seconds insertion listen listen do the same thing go all fast and i'll take
garage actually wait no the opposite you have to take garage up in the wall
i'll play the race so open the breach and then take garage so first thing
first open main breach yeah and then you take garage
I'm going to keep you outside, can't wait for a quick one-take.
Yeah, you're going to have me chill.
Oh shit, I'm running the wrong way.
Are you ready?
Yep.
Watch garage door.
I have to do it.
I'm trying to keep the chip.
Alright.
All right, I'm joining Bottom Garage.
Bottom Garage is clear.
It's catered.
I couldn't get it, all right.
What is that?
Yeah, yeah.
All right, I'm going to shoot down the door real quick.
Go attack.
Make sure they don't walk out of my breach.
Whenever you're ready, I can take.
You know.
Yeah, no seaboard below.
We're good. I'm gonna take a payback. Is that all good? Let me let me check secret just a case for through some crazy
Not secrets good. All right. I'm taking I'm taking I'm taking
I'm gonna get the wall then lay down a little
Hey danger. Okay danger. I'll go top right to the knees top red
I'm gonna lay down. I'm gonna run my drone up red
On me
I dropped, I dropped, he's gonna swing you, he's gonna swing you, but we already got out.
Is it when you get on the roof, pal, Sam?
I'm on the roof, pal.
I don't know where he's at.
I'm on the roof, pal.
I'm on the roof, pal.
On the roof, on the roof, on the roof, on the roof, on the roof, on the roof.
Oh my god, dude, we got 7-0 game 1.
Where's Muda at, bro?
Where's Muda?
Where's Muda?
Nah, he's better pay up, bro.
Muda's been like, where is he at, suckin' like shit's off him.
Nah, he's not gonna come on the mic.
Bro, you're crazy.
Like, you actually went off on club, bro, dead out.
You're crazy.
GGs, bro. GGs, guys.
Boy, GGs, you're crazy, bro. GGs, man.
Nah, Stomp is the greatest 2v2 player ever,
playing against, bro.
That has to go.
Yeah, Stomp is just...
Yeah, GGs, bro.
That has to go.
Who am I? Am I 100 with you, Jinxy?
Yeah, just 100, then Muto's with 200.
All right, but...
GGs.
Appreciate the game, guys.
Appreciate the game.
Yeah, Stomp with GGs, man. GGs, bro.
All right, later, later.
Stomp in.
Appreciate the fucking carry, bro.
Nah, bro. You did good.
Thank you, bro.
I don't know if you're staying on or not,
but I'm a... what's it called?
My hop off, bro. Yeah, I'm gonna stay out. I'll see that. I could play whatever
Why is my dashboard showing? All right
All right chat GGs bro GGs GGs GGs
Stop it. I'm gonna give you like half the size bro because you went off
You don't have to bro. No, no, no, I didn't I didn't do anything map great. Good shit, bro
GGs man. Yo chat good games, bro all around bro. Good fucking games
games. Um chat so I'm gonna pay
up. Bro, I'm not gonna lie. Game
one was cooked. Game one was
seven and we fucking want it.
I think my best map chat was
map two. Yeah.
I had two one B2s on that too.
Bro, map three was hard though
because I was just playing so
passive. I never really had a
great opportunity to get a kill.
Go chat. Yeah, that'd be a
jinx, bro. Yeah, we don't lose
this shit, bro. Yeah, I thought
It was cooked on game one, but I was like
I don't know if you could tell I was so much
You're like
But I don't know how I did it last day. I don't know how I was killing people
I you were just making plays bro. I had a feeling clubhouse could get weird. Yeah, we're gonna say possible
I'm working Buddha knows all of the threats you could die to but on club. It's really random
You could die to a lot of shit on club. You know what I mean?
What I brought I just give you have to stop GD's
Holy shit, appreciate you so much. Wait, I'm not bored. I kept that thing. I was like, you know, I'm not playing that too
I'm just gonna
Gds yo, W's point
What's that are you staying on or are you getting off I'm gonna go play ranked all right bro Chad go follow stop it, bro
I'm hop off bro. Zach. Thanks for playing bro. Appreciate the fucking carry on the third game, bro. Thank you
Appreciate you bro. Thank you. Muda. Why don't we get 150 Muda? Where's the 200?
Muda, what the fuck? All right guys, go great stop at Zach. Love you, bro. Peace out, have a good night
All right, I'm off chat, I'm off chat
Muda, you owe me 50 more
Oh wait, I owe him 50. You know Muda's right. Muda's right
I'm going to play League tomorrow morning with my brother and I might play a game on
stream chat.
Love y'all boys and I'm a catch y'all, a catch y'all.
Peace out, GD, Samuta, chat, go Raid Stop and I literally love y'all.
Have a great night.
Oh, and in case I don't see you, good afternoon.
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