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Jynxzi

04-27-2026 · 4h 54m

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[00:03:00] Prepare yourselves for the ultimate trial in final seven.

[00:03:04] Where's the quest in one?

[00:03:05] Someone, they got you!

[00:03:07] Yes, yes, yes!

[00:03:08] Oh my god!

[00:03:11] Is that Keso? I swear to God, it is her care.

[00:03:13] Here you come.

[00:03:15] I know my goat's voice.

[00:03:17] Chad, was that Keso?

[00:03:19] What the hell?

[00:03:21] I know my goat's voice.

[00:03:30] Yeah, I'm gonna get brutally framed in this game.

[00:03:38] I'm terrible at typing.

[00:03:41] Like I'm legitimately ass at typing, bro.

[00:03:45] Legitimately.

[00:03:47] I might be the worst type of of all time.

[00:03:50] You two were live, I got you all boys.

[00:03:55] I'm not even kidding this game.

[00:04:12] I feel like this game is going to be really good.

[00:04:17] Hi guys, is it out now?

[00:04:21] Very positive, 84% April 9th.

[00:04:25] Are we in May?

[00:04:30] It's out?

[00:04:31] What the hell?

[00:04:32] High fives, download it.

[00:04:35] Download it, download it, download it, download it.

[00:04:37] A fucking typing game?

[00:04:41] What?

[00:04:42] I'm burning like a fire going down on Saturday.

[00:04:47] Guess I won't be coming to church on Sunday.

[00:04:50] Alright, I appreciate you, God bless.

[00:04:55] Yo chat, a fucking typing game?

[00:04:58] Bro, I'm gonna be assed at that game, y'all.

[00:05:03] Da da man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man.

[00:05:08] I'm early as fuck.

[00:05:12] What do you mean you're early?

[00:05:14] Hero Boulder, yo guys, I haven't played Clash in fucking 10 fucking years, bro.

[00:05:19] I haven't played Clash in a year bro.

[00:05:24] Hero bolder.

[00:05:25] Moving in and.

[00:05:32] BOLDING.

[00:05:33] For this TV reality we've got two new heroes, a new league and more and also apparently

[00:05:38] a new co-host.

[00:05:40] What?

[00:05:41] I don't know what I'm doing here.

[00:05:43] You're the co-host?

[00:05:44] Oh, um, yeah, yeah that's part of the script.

[00:05:47] Alright, let's dive into it.

[00:05:49] Welcome to TV Rail!

[00:05:51] You nailed that intro.

[00:05:52] I know.

[00:05:53] Let's start with Hero Bola.

[00:05:55] When you activate his ability, Bola stops moving and enters siege mode for a few seconds.

[00:05:58] What?!

[00:06:01] Okay, wait, that's kinda sick.

[00:06:02] Bola stops moving and enters siege mode for a few seconds.

[00:06:05] And gains a massive range.

[00:06:07] I kinda misplayed this game, but it's like, I just can't, bro. I just can't do it.

[00:06:11] But I kinda misplayed this game.

[00:06:13] I haven't grinded this game in like months.

[00:06:15] Position he can hit troops and towers from very far away similar to a mortar

[00:06:19] So now your bowler is suddenly a win condition and you can use that should I try to hear a boulder to apply pressure safely

[00:06:26] Or clear defensive buildings, but there is a trade-off when I was pretty good at this game too, man

[00:06:32] Like I primed that like top 1700. I think

[00:06:36] The sage mode he can't move so positioning is key. All right, but if you actually want to use them properly

[00:06:41] Let's hear from big spin. Thanks, OJ.

[00:06:43] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we can't move?

[00:06:45] Explain that again, sorry. Let me actually lock in here.

[00:06:47] And you can use them to apply pressure safely

[00:06:49] or clear defensive buildings.

[00:06:51] But there is a trade-off.

[00:06:53] When he's in stage mode, he can't move.

[00:06:55] So positioning is key.

[00:06:57] So what, does he stay there the whole game?

[00:06:59] Like, I hate when people are bad at explaining things.

[00:07:03] Does he stay there the whole game or is there a timer on it?

[00:07:05] I actually want to use them properly.

[00:07:07] Let's hear from big spin.

[00:07:09] Hey, so, Jay. Hero.

[00:07:10] Okay, pro player, let's see.

[00:07:12] Bola is all about positioning.

[00:07:13] To place him where he can hit from range,

[00:07:15] what they say, then you'll pair him with a tornado

[00:07:18] so he hits your opponent's troops and the tower

[00:07:21] at the same time.

[00:07:22] And most importantly, timing the ability,

[00:07:24] right timing, huge value.

[00:07:26] And you can get it for free.

[00:07:28] That's right.

[00:07:29] All right.

[00:07:30] Does he stay there for the rest of the round or not?

[00:07:32] I mean, this is really important.

[00:07:36] You can get it through the album event.

[00:07:37] Compare! Let's break the-

[00:07:38] Cause he kinda sounds like he's dog shit if he can't do it!

[00:07:41] Down!

[00:07:41] Yeah, so this was about Hero Bowler.

[00:07:43] Back in the day he wasn't like this.

[00:07:44] He was just bowling, right Marco?

[00:07:46] Yeah, but that one day he did that shot.

[00:07:49] So that moment he came unstoppable from bowling to an athlete.

[00:07:53] Not that bowling is not sport.

[00:07:54] Yeah, of course.

[00:07:54] This album shows his prime.

[00:07:56] All his best moments.

[00:07:57] And this one's also shorter.

[00:07:59] It's only three weeks, so you don't have time to miss your shots.

[00:08:01] You collect snippets from battle rewards, events, and the shop.

[00:08:04] Complete the scenes, you get rewards,

[00:08:06] And yeah, you can get it for free.

[00:08:07] You know the drill.

[00:08:08] Yeah, yeah, we already know what albums are.

[00:08:09] Just play every day and you'll unlock it for free.

[00:08:12] Now let's take a look at the events this season.

[00:08:14] Apparently there's training involved.

[00:08:16] Juicy, are you there?

[00:08:17] I'm here, OJ.

[00:08:18] All right, you want to go through the talk.

[00:08:20] Dude, they have a lot of creators in this video.

[00:08:22] Shout it out to them, bro.

[00:08:23] Shout it out to them.

[00:08:24] I think somebody knocked some sense into them, dude.

[00:08:26] Maybe they got a little turn.

[00:08:27] They have creators in this video.

[00:08:29] And suddenly, you need training.

[00:08:32] Come on, let's go.

[00:08:33] Come on, come on.

[00:08:35] Let's go! Let's go!

[00:08:40] It's just Hero Voter?

[00:08:45] I kinda do wanna try it.

[00:08:53] Wait, Mega Drive Global Tournament?

[00:09:05] One mistake and it's over. Don't overcommit.

[00:09:08] Play safe. Defend properly and wait for the right moment.

[00:09:12] You don't need to win fast.

[00:09:14] What are these chopped-ass decks, bro?

[00:09:17] Dark Goblin, Hog Rider, what the?

[00:09:20] But like, is this dev gameplay? What is this?

[00:09:23] Chopped-ass decks, bro.

[00:09:25] You need to win fast. You just can't lose first.

[00:09:29] Huh. Cool story, Juicy. We're moving on.

[00:09:32] And now we've got a special guest to talk about.

[00:09:34] The best card in the game.

[00:09:35] I'm...

[00:09:36] Ken!

[00:09:36] I'm actually curious about this.

[00:09:38] Thanks, Emilia.

[00:09:39] Bar-Rain-Fan, he's actually an amazing card.

[00:09:42] For six-setting surgeon.

[00:09:43] Yeah, anyways.

[00:09:44] And finally, we've heard the rumors.

[00:09:46] For once, they're-

[00:09:47] They're still not gonna rework Bar-Fan!

[00:09:49] Are we dead ass?!

[00:09:51] They're actually real.

[00:09:52] Heroic Dark Prince.

[00:09:55] Why-why is the studio moving?

[00:09:57] Follow me?

[00:09:57] Well, we come about 15 seconds.

[00:09:59] When you activate this ability, he splits it to two units.

[00:10:02] I just don't- I don't know.

[00:10:03] Maybe I'm like braindead or something. I just don't like the hero concept. I think you already had it with evos

[00:10:10] Like I would rather this just be an evo boulder or an evo dark prince. I don't look

[00:10:15] What's the point of making the game more confusing?

[00:10:17] The rhino turned to straight for buildings?

[00:10:19] Well, Doc Prince stays behind, stealing the shield, and splash damage.

[00:10:23] So now you're attacking two threats at once?

[00:10:25] One pushing towards buildings, or-

[00:10:33] The Dark Prince has a Hulk.

[00:10:46] I need to rewind this.

[00:10:48] The Dark Prince has a Hulk.

[00:10:50] Billy, he splits it to two units.

[00:10:51] The Rhino turned this straight for buildings.

[00:10:53] Well, Dark Prince stays behind, still in the shield.

[00:10:56] Wait, it splashed off the skeleton?

[00:10:58] And splash damage.

[00:10:59] So now you're attacking two threats at once?

[00:11:01] One pushing towards buildings, or tower.

[00:11:03] One control in the plate, big spam coming, but just the best combo. Support your hero

[00:11:07] doctrines with your rage, so your Rhino instantly charges onto your opponent's tower and demolishes

[00:11:13] it.

[00:11:14] Got it.

[00:11:15] got it. I haven't played this game in months, dude. What is it? What did I give my QR code?

[00:11:39] Ah, two star lucky drop.

[00:11:40] Okay, okay.

[00:11:44] All right.

[00:11:46] 300 Knights.

[00:11:52] Okay, I mean, for this table,

[00:11:54] I just, it's cool that the boulder is getting like a card

[00:11:59] because that's my favorite card ever,

[00:12:00] but it's like, I want it, I wish it was Evo, bro.

[00:12:05] Jack, should I play?

[00:12:07] Should I see how it is?

[00:12:08] How generous.

[00:12:10] Yeah, should I play and see how it is?

[00:12:12] I have not, I have not played.

[00:12:14] When was the last time I played?

[00:12:16] It was the new mode.

[00:12:16] Maybe it was like two months ago.

[00:12:19] When was the last time I played?

[00:12:22] Oh, like a month ago.

[00:12:24] Like a little over a month ago.

[00:12:26] Okay, maybe I should try one game on Moo Moo.

[00:12:28] Let's just try one game.

[00:12:30] Yeah, let's see if the game has gotten better or worse.

[00:12:34] But I do want to try, not that bolder.

[00:12:37] I do want to try to hold her.

[00:12:41] Ah, let's see, bro.

[00:12:43] I haven't played this game in a minute.

[00:12:45] It's been over a month.

[00:12:47] Bro, I remember Mumu not working high-vives.

[00:12:49] If Mumu doesn't work, I'm not playing high-vives.

[00:12:52] I don't know why, but I remember Mumu not working.

[00:12:55] Bro, I used to rage my cock off on this game.

[00:12:59] Who remembers the four-month period where I would literally

[00:13:04] play ladder for like nine hours a day and just lose my mind who remembers that

[00:13:09] and I would just complain about matchups I was so weak mentally bro I would sit

[00:13:16] there and complain about matchups like an absolute chud chat who does anybody

[00:13:21] remember those peak whoa hi boys this good is this real hi boys I'm gonna

[00:13:29] let you click cuz I don't trust my brain cells bro I don't know I'd like I

[00:13:33] I kind of miss playing Clash, but like, I don't know. I just feel like...

[00:13:41] I don't know. That game really pissed me off. So like, I feel like playing the game is just like

[00:13:47] rage baiting myself. But I don't know, bro. I'm gonna play the game and see if I enjoy it.

[00:13:51] I'm gonna play for a little bit. Let's see. Hive Mind. Just do any name. I have no clue. Create.

[00:13:58] Highbives, what the fuck is this?

[00:14:05] Nice highbives, please work!

[00:14:15] Oh my god, I heard the brrrring.

[00:14:18] Can't you all hear that?

[00:14:24] I have not heard the bring in literally a month, bro.

[00:14:34] Let me see the last time I actually played it, because the last time I streamed it was

[00:14:38] over a month ago.

[00:14:39] Oh, I played 12 days ago.

[00:14:41] Okay.

[00:14:42] I played a little off stream.

[00:14:45] So the bowler got a hero.

[00:14:47] Okay.

[00:14:48] Is it in the game?

[00:14:51] Is it in the game?

[00:14:52] Is it in the game?

[00:14:53] Um, bro, okay.

[00:15:01] So it actually looks like they've listened to some feedback because they did need, um,

[00:15:06] they're doing more global tournaments.

[00:15:10] Oh, I hate this.

[00:15:15] I have 5 million gold, holy shit!

[00:15:17] Bro, I haven't played in 13 days, chat.

[00:15:21] I haven't streamed it over a month.

[00:15:24] Let's see how the game is.

[00:15:25] Wait, my clan, my clan.

[00:15:29] I haven't talked to my clan in months.

[00:15:32] Is this clan even still active?

[00:15:35] Is this clan even still active, bro?

[00:15:39] How do I message in my clan?

[00:15:43] Hi, score!

[00:15:45] What's up?

[00:15:46] Guys, how have y'all been bro?

[00:15:50] Oh my god

[00:15:52] My clan dude. Oh, I miss my clan. Oh my god

[00:15:58] Bob, how have you been? Okay?

[00:16:01] Boulder is not out yet

[00:16:05] Yo clan I have a couple of questions, bro

[00:16:07] I miss my plan bro. How have y'all been bro?

[00:16:17] Boter comes out in six days. Our leader has returned. Bro, how has the game been?

[00:16:24] The hero Boter News brought the king out? Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I feel like they kinda gaslit me back into the game.

[00:16:31] Bro, but I wanted the Boulder to be an EVO.

[00:16:34] I said that 20 times and I made a tweet about it.

[00:16:38] I hate heroes as a concept.

[00:16:41] It's literally just EVOs.

[00:16:42] Bro, heroes are just a mix of an EVO and a champion.

[00:16:46] We already have EVOs, we already have champions.

[00:16:48] Guys, how has the game been?

[00:16:50] I only played when I'm on the toilet, real.

[00:16:54] EVO Boulder would have been peak.

[00:16:57] Bro chat who remembers in the prime clash era when there would be like 20 members online

[00:17:04] Bro, we need to change this name, bro

[00:17:10] Zane hasn't played in a month summers hasn't played in two months

[00:17:16] Bar right which is my cousin hasn't played in 19 months grub hasn't played in 11 days

[00:17:23] days. My imposter hasn't played in eight days.

[00:17:28] Jabalda hasn't played in 14 days. Faith hasn't played in 15 days. I've never seen the clan

[00:17:35] so dead. Chah, I've never seen the clan. Pancake boy is still here! Pancake boy! Bro, I haven't

[00:17:43] seen the clan this dead. Oh my god. He's this real, bro? Is that actually her?

[00:17:52] Top 3k. No fucking way.

[00:17:56] Eren Yeager. Bro, I'm going to be honest, the first thing we need to do, Clan, is we need to delete this name.

[00:18:03] This name symbolizes a bad time of clash. The first thing we need to do is delete this Clan and bring back Junxi Burst.

[00:18:10] First thing we need to do. First order of business, bro.

[00:18:16] First order of business. We need to bring back the Clan that started it all.

[00:18:21] The clan that started all this was such a peak era, invited only does require trophies matter.

[00:18:33] High score request. Bro, I want to do it right this time, bro. I want to get like the OGs in here.

[00:18:40] Invite only. Wait, why is it closed? Is it because required trophies is 14k?

[00:18:45] That's why high score my oh gee

[00:18:53] We need to bring it back high score. Do you agree bro?

[00:18:58] Bro, I have a feeling I'm gonna like get a bunch of nostalgia and then rage yeah, I think I'm oh gee high score

[00:19:05] Is right on oh gee I recognize his name. I recognize his name

[00:19:10] Right on to oh gee right on to oh fucking G, bro

[00:19:15] It's me opog if you remember opog of course I remember you from a good leader of course

[00:19:21] I remember you baby of course of course

[00:19:24] Okay, I think people are taking a while to request chat because it's hard to find the clan because there's a lot of imposters

[00:19:35] Yo high score is required trophies 10k good

[00:19:39] it. Bob is required to if he's 10k good. And tie. You can look up Jinxie on Royale API

[00:19:53] and join the clan from there. Got it. Sherlock. Bro, do I know this guy? Do I know this guy?

[00:19:59] Do I know this guy? Do I know this guy? Yeah, the junkyard clan is shit, bro. It symbolizes

[00:20:05] a bad time in Clash.

[00:20:07] The Jynxtyverse clan was so peak and it's prime.

[00:20:10] I mean the maximum is 14k, yeah but high score,

[00:20:13] who even has 14k?

[00:20:15] What type of sociopath delinquent

[00:20:17] would actually play Trophy Road?

[00:20:20] Who would actually play Trophy Road, bro?

[00:20:23] You have to be a sociopath to play Trophy Road

[00:20:26] instead of ranked.

[00:20:28] But then again, honestly,

[00:20:29] Trophy Road's probably more fun.

[00:20:32] Please, I need this.

[00:20:35] Sleepy. I don't really care about like skills. I don't care if people are good or bad. I just want people that like talk a lot

[00:20:44] All right

[00:20:45] I just want yo, yo, yo, I just want people that talk a lot bro Michael

[00:20:50] Michael, let me see

[00:20:53] LS I just want people that are engaged bro. Yeah, you don't gotta be ultimate champ to join the clan. All right

[00:20:58] He's gotta be 10k trophies

[00:21:00] William loves Expo. William, uh, Expo players are chads.

[00:21:09] Yeah, I don't know. I kind of missed actually playing this game.

[00:21:14] Sherlock. Let me see you Sherlock.

[00:21:17] Bro, guys, if you're going to request to join the clan chat, give an actual reason why.

[00:21:22] Give a reason why. Don't just be lazy and type, I'd like to join.

[00:21:26] Because, bro, we got to get new people.

[00:21:32] We got to get new people because a lot of the old plan quit.

[00:21:35] I don't blame them at all.

[00:21:37] Challengers, yo, what's up.

[00:21:40] Panda.

[00:21:41] Okay.

[00:21:42] Panda, is that your second account?

[00:21:49] Good shot, windy day.

[00:21:50] I'm pretty much always online.

[00:21:52] Okay.

[00:21:53] Okay.

[00:21:54] I got you my boy. W activity. Master ones. Let me 1v1 for a spot. You want to join?

[00:22:05] Alright. Confusion. Play me. Confusion. Play me. Confusion. I want to be 1v1 you for a spot.

[00:22:13] Confusion. Confusion if you lose you're out. If you lose you're out. Confusion if you...

[00:22:21] I don't know how to play each other, NO!

[00:22:31] Getting rizzed up.

[00:22:35] He gold'em'd first play.

[00:22:39] Um, okay.

[00:22:43] This is such a shitty lightning.

[00:22:46] I don't know if it's better to go mother witch for the bats out run the golden please bats

[00:22:52] are out run the golden yep I lost I needed the bats to hide that light in is bad I deserve

[00:22:59] to lose fuck wait I can counter with each eye oh that was a bad tap that was overcommissioned

[00:23:06] wait wait wait wait it's okay it's okay I'm gonna lose my tower but he has no

[00:23:10] How does the motherwitch die?

[00:23:12] Oh my g-

[00:23:14] Bro, I got first game back on clash.

[00:23:17] I get golden first play.

[00:23:19] It's fine. If he can defend this, I'll actually be shocked.

[00:23:22] I'm not even kidding.

[00:23:24] I might use...

[00:23:29] No. That's tower.

[00:23:35] I need the dark prince to do some damage here.

[00:23:40] Yes! Get in lightning range please god lightning range! Fuck me in the tight ass.

[00:23:47] Okay. I don't know how we're- why do I have drill in this deck? You know having drill in

[00:23:55] this deck makes no sense but it might actually save me in this scenario. Cause I don't want

[00:23:59] to commit another E-giant push. Oh that's not lightning range is it? Not even fucking

[00:24:05] close. Why is this guy playing like this? Why is this guy playing like this? Oh my god,

[00:24:12] stop! Bro, please stop, please stop! Tornado! Stop! Stop! Kill the golem! Please god!

[00:24:23] Welcome to the clan, bro. First game back. First game back in a month, bro.

[00:24:34] I

[00:24:45] First game back I get golden first played. Why is there a goblin drill in an e giant deck is this normal?

[00:24:53] Jinx you're actually much better than you think man

[00:24:56] Thank you, bro. Thank you, dude. Bro. Look in my primes bro chat. Look. This is my prime and class rail

[00:25:03] I got the 10-year badge. I'm a oh gee. I'm a oh gee. In my primes, I hit 1,600 in the world, bro.

[00:25:13] Bro, who remembers that stream? I was 2970 medals. I was one win off of 3k. It was two in the morning.

[00:25:22] I lost the server's crash. I accidentally leaked Mr. Boreal's number and then I tilted 200 medals.

[00:25:30] Bro, I would have got a top one.

[00:25:32] I still never got a top one.

[00:25:33] Okay.

[00:25:34] Finish.

[00:25:35] Is it possible for me to hit ultimate champion in six days?

[00:25:37] Yeah, it has to be.

[00:25:40] Do I want to hit ultimate champ or should I wait till the hero bowlers out?

[00:25:44] Oh, okay.

[00:25:45] They changed the game to only one hero slot.

[00:25:48] Bro, that's what I told them to do from the start.

[00:25:51] It took them like four months to do that.

[00:25:57] So how does it work?

[00:25:58] One hero slot and two evos. Oh no, you have. Okay, I get it. I get it.

[00:26:05] Those students with Riley were so goaded. Yeah, bro, I'll have to another one of those, bro. I love Riley.

[00:26:13] Board of rec top 5k. Okay, back. I see you.

[00:26:20] Um, if you won't, I'm gonna go play a couple games high score.

[00:26:24] Try to get the OGs try to get the OGs.

[00:26:29] When are you coming back to the game?

[00:26:30] High score.

[00:26:30] I don't know.

[00:26:30] I'm going to play today and see how it goes.

[00:26:33] See how it goes, man.

[00:26:35] Hero Boulder got it out.

[00:26:37] So I might I might play it, but I also did kind of misplaying anyways.

[00:26:43] All right.

[00:26:44] It's a new jinxie, bro.

[00:26:45] This is not 20 25 anymore.

[00:26:47] I'm not going to be DM.

[00:26:50] I'm not going to be the enemy. Okay. He goes royal giant the bridge first place. So this guy probably has like

[00:26:56] seven brain cells total

[00:27:00] Royal giant the bridge first play with ghost

[00:27:04] Oh my god, you might be using that hunter fisherman deck

[00:27:07] Bro, I'm gonna be so watch. I don't know if I'm gonna know the meta at all

[00:27:10] Has the meta changed chat like what's in the meta?

[00:27:15] I could snowball this and probably just win the game

[00:27:18] I need the witch to aggro nice the hunter died instantly what house up yes

[00:27:23] Wait he has no fireballs like it spam minions and that's game and that ladies and gentlemen is why you don't royal giant the bridge first play

[00:27:31] What a psychopath bro

[00:27:36] I'm pretty sure I could mini pack out three crowd

[00:27:41] Dude I could I could it holds him a champion in like an hour if I win that quick

[00:27:48] That guy just got literally finger blasted literally finger blasted first game of the day

[00:28:01] Bro, what's the meta? What's the meta now?

[00:28:06] What cards are in the meta?

[00:28:11] What's the meta now?

[00:28:18] What is the meta? Hero balloon. All right. So just it's same old clash, whatever the most recent

[00:28:27] card is, is the meta. And then they just nerf it.

[00:28:36] Giant Skelly Dex? Ooh! Why Giant Skelly? Berserker is the meta! Say voila, hebro!

[00:28:44] Oh, wait, why are giant scouting decks in the meta?

[00:28:50] High score, you keep exacting people.

[00:28:52] I don't care about any of this.

[00:28:56] Level 15 cap will remain for two seasons.

[00:29:02] So in two seasons, level 16's in reg.

[00:29:05] All right.

[00:29:09] I love how they do this.

[00:29:11] Um, free, you get a thousand free, uh, common wow cards right after you spend $4.

[00:29:23] That's not free.

[00:29:25] Just make it $2 each.

[00:29:27] All right, second game.

[00:29:29] Second game back on Clash.

[00:29:31] Bro, I still never got my top 1k, bro.

[00:29:34] I never got 3k Medals either.

[00:29:39] could get top 1k if I grinded the game again but like I don't know if I want to

[00:29:44] and also dude like top 1k is so like so sweaty I can graveyard into that and then

[00:29:53] maybe get crazy arrows value if you put some CC here okay that's decent arrows

[00:29:58] value we have the e-wiz and the cracker I really shouldn't be

[00:30:04] graveyarding like that he's gonna hog the bridge isn't he for no he's not

[00:30:08] Not back to hog, he's one card on a fog.

[00:30:13] This is what I'm talking about, brother, brother.

[00:30:17] Hog rider and goblin barrel in the same deck, what is that?

[00:30:22] The dark should die to a minion here.

[00:30:24] Vambo.

[00:30:25] Putz that!

[00:30:26] Yes baby, yes baby, yes baby.

[00:30:30] Witch the back?

[00:30:31] Okay.

[00:30:32] We're down 700 damage.

[00:30:35] Oh, we just won the game. He has to go EWIS now? He's gonna go Tesla in the middle than

[00:30:42] EWIS? I can go Mini Pack Ability. Watch out, EWIS! Bang! That's game. Good game, sir.

[00:30:48] Spam minions, because he has no elixir. Hit our Mini Pack Ability. Yeah, get mad, kid.

[00:30:54] Get mad. I knew you would go EWIS, because you're so predictable, bro. You're so fucking

[00:30:58] predictable. And that's a three crown. Wallahi. Wait.

[00:31:03] 3 crap.

[00:31:13] How is that?

[00:31:14] You know what?

[00:31:15] I'm just gonna, I'm gonna be generous.

[00:31:16] I'm gonna let him have my tower.

[00:31:17] I'm gonna be generous.

[00:31:18] I'm gonna be the nicest human being ever.

[00:31:21] You can have my tower, bro.

[00:31:24] Alright, but no other, nothing else.

[00:31:28] You wanna do a base race?

[00:31:30] Let's do it, bro.

[00:31:33] GG's in the shot.

[00:31:34] Bro, I mean, some things never change, bro.

[00:31:36] I'm still dominating people on clash.

[00:31:40] I'm still dominating people on clash.

[00:31:42] Bro, I feel like I'm...

[00:31:50] All right.

[00:31:52] My lucky drop, luck has a change.

[00:31:54] I've still never gotten a five star out of a one star.

[00:32:01] Today that changes.

[00:32:03] Alright, five star, five star, five star!

[00:32:25] Bro did I end up maxing my account?

[00:32:26] I don't even remember.

[00:32:27] No, I didn't.

[00:32:28] didn't I spent so much money on this game. Yes. Nine. Nine. It's not a terrible

[00:32:46] shout it's not a bad shout at all

[00:32:51] row where the five stars at mommy bro I'm

[00:32:59] never gonna claim this this is gonna take

[00:33:00] fucking oh oh oh oh oh oh okay if this

[00:33:10] isn't a five-star I'm genuinely so lucky

[00:33:14] Easy.

[00:33:15] But like, what the fuck are the odds, though?

[00:33:24] Legitimately.

[00:33:25] What are the odds?

[00:33:28] This is the one.

[00:33:43] This is gonna be a five star.

[00:33:44] It's always the one where you don't expect it.

[00:33:53] Is this thing on?

[00:33:54] I mean, I'm supposed to spin a star, am I not?

[00:33:59] Holy shit.

[00:34:02] All right, this is gonna be a five star.

[00:34:11] Okay.

[00:34:13] by a count nerfed or something? What is happening? Do they like resent me? Like what is this?

[00:34:23] Come on motherfucker give me a five star.

[00:34:28] Oh my god! Three one stars in a row are you joking me?

[00:34:32] Okay. Thank God. I thought I was, I actually thought I was cursed for a second. Four one

[00:34:43] stars in a row would have been generational. I mean that would have been generational.

[00:34:47] Oh, okay. This is basically guaranteed to be a five-star. Guaranteed!

[00:35:02] Alright, what's going on? I'm being dead-ass. What is going on?

[00:35:08] Chat, this isn't CS! Wirebill typing the gold!

[00:35:12] guys what is happening legitimately play trophy road yo bro I need to hit ultimate

[00:35:19] champ well I don't need to hit ultimate champion but I want to hit ultimate

[00:35:25] champ actually I don't even want to hit ultimate champ I'm just gonna take I'm

[00:35:29] gonna play here's the thing when I played this game bro like when I was

[00:35:34] grinding this game I got way too addicted to the game and it got to the

[00:35:38] point where I was just tilting on ladder for hours I'm not doing that

[00:35:41] If I get back into this game, I'm going to play for 30 minutes a day maxed so I can keep my sanity because this game

[00:35:50] I'll give it to it. This game

[00:35:52] frustrates me more than any other game I've ever played in my life because of how much luck and bullshit goes into it

[00:36:03] Has anybody in this chat ever gotten a five star from a one star be honest

[00:36:07] Has anybody in this chat ever gotten a five star from a one star?

[00:36:11] Cap.

[00:36:12] Cap.

[00:36:13] Cap.

[00:36:14] Cap.

[00:36:15] Cap.

[00:36:16] That's fucking cap.

[00:36:17] No y'all didn't.

[00:36:18] You did not get a five star from a one star.

[00:36:19] All right, watch.

[00:36:20] I'm going to do it right now.

[00:36:21] Wait.

[00:36:22] Here we go.

[00:36:23] A moment in history.

[00:36:24] Oh, my God.

[00:36:25] Okay, okay, okay.

[00:36:26] Okay.

[00:36:27] Here we go.

[00:36:28] Okay.

[00:36:29] Okay.

[00:36:30] Okay.

[00:36:31] Okay.

[00:36:32] Okay.

[00:36:33] Okay.

[00:36:34] Okay.

[00:36:35] Okay.

[00:36:36] Okay.

[00:36:37] Okay.

[00:36:38] Okay.

[00:36:39] a moment in history oh my God we were actually close bro nine okay all good all

[00:36:53] good. Okay. Dude, I need to get done with my reward so I could just never have to do this

[00:37:14] again. Because the problem is when I wasn't playing the game, I let all my rewards stack

[00:37:18] and now I have this right I don't know what it is I feel like when you open a

[00:37:23] one-star you always get the two-star on the first spin but I was getting unlucky

[00:37:29] earlier right still never gotten a five-star out of a one-star chat maybe

[00:37:34] it could be right now all right

[00:37:38] It's going to mean it's always the first fan, I swear.

[00:37:48] It's always the first fan.

[00:38:07] Chill, very chill, row, I have max gold and I'm opening plentiful gold crates.

[00:38:18] This is just wasting 101.

[00:38:22] Okay, finally, those are over.

[00:38:25] Oh my god, now we have these.

[00:38:26] Oh my god.

[00:38:28] We have so many lucky, like we have to get something.

[00:38:32] All right

[00:38:41] I do like the sound effects. I'm not gonna lie. I did miss that

[00:38:54] First order life of the pot

[00:39:02] Yeah, what day is today is today Monday check today's Monday, right?

[00:39:10] All right, last lucky drop.

[00:39:16] Come on.

[00:39:20] Okay, okay, okay.

[00:39:23] All right, JD's and lentleman.

[00:39:29] We have six days to hit Ultimate Champion.

[00:39:32] Wait, somebody in the clan was tagging me.

[00:39:34] Oh, we got 29 members.

[00:39:36] We got a lot of the OGs.

[00:39:38] A lot of the OGs.

[00:39:41] Oh, I missed this clan.

[00:39:43] It's good to be back, boys.

[00:39:50] Yeah, I missed this name, bro.

[00:39:53] Dude, 30 members in 29 are online.

[00:39:56] Holy active.

[00:39:58] Why do I remember Murr?

[00:39:59] Did that guy stream snipe me?

[00:40:03] Jinx, he named a class royale troop for an edit.

[00:40:06] Snowling!

[00:40:09] High score, I'm gonna trust you to get the OGs in.

[00:40:11] High score, because you remember better than me.

[00:40:14] All right, let's go.

[00:40:15] Let's go, let's go!

[00:40:17] Let's go!

[00:40:18] We's not lost yet.

[00:40:21] This guy has canon here.

[00:40:22] Yo chat, I bet every channel point you have

[00:40:25] on me winning.

[00:40:25] go witch graveyard and just cheese him. Bro the most satisfying thing ever is playing graveyard

[00:40:32] against canon here. What is that? Oh god I forgot what this guy does. What does this guy

[00:40:41] do again? He has like a dummy and he bounces back. Okay I'm gonna be honest magic archer

[00:40:47] seems like that seems like something that's actually really high skill to use as a hero.

[00:40:52] I feel like...

[00:40:57] Wait, I shouldn't have gianted it.

[00:40:58] I should've just went naked gray groud on the left,

[00:41:00] because he has cannon here.

[00:41:02] All right.

[00:41:03] These are the League 1 decks,

[00:41:04] and then people wonder why they can't rank up.

[00:41:07] Brother, you're using mortar and mega knight

[00:41:09] in the same deck.

[00:41:11] Are you like, high?

[00:41:15] I'm gonna let this jump,

[00:41:16] because if I mini-pack,

[00:41:17] I'm gonna be down too much elixir.

[00:41:19] I should snowball to get some of the ego though.

[00:41:21] Yo bro, his deck is mega knight, mortar.

[00:41:28] Like no shit, you're not gonna rank up.

[00:41:30] What is that?

[00:41:34] And then he has magic archer to try to like cheese damage.

[00:41:38] What are you a freak?

[00:41:41] Evil witch, my glorious queen.

[00:41:44] I wonder if the witch is like nerfed into oblivion.

[00:41:47] Bro, I could cheese him and go bolder and get damage.

[00:41:50] Yeah, why not?

[00:41:51] Watch, that's gonna get tower damage and magic archer damage.

[00:41:54] Pretty cheeky trick.

[00:41:56] Wait, oh, I should have went mini pekka earlier

[00:41:59] to keep the witch alive.

[00:42:00] I'm so watched.

[00:42:02] I should have went mini pekka earlier

[00:42:03] to keep the witch alive

[00:42:04] so the witch can spawn skeletons and heal from it.

[00:42:06] See, I'm a sack of shit.

[00:42:09] I should have went mini pekka earlier, bro.

[00:42:12] That's not good.

[00:42:14] The Mortar's not gonna aggro the Giant at all.

[00:42:17] Oh, that's a lot of damage.

[00:42:18] Oh my God, I can't look.

[00:42:19] Which low to DPS? That should be out of tower range.

[00:42:23] Yes, beautiful replacement.

[00:42:25] That's a dead magic archer.

[00:42:27] Bro, let's go graveyard.

[00:42:28] He has cannon ear.

[00:42:30] We have a witch's money skellies.

[00:42:32] Mini pekka to wipe out the Tesla off the rip.

[00:42:34] Yeah, that's towering.

[00:42:35] If this guy defends this, I like men.

[00:42:39] Dang it.

[00:42:40] Let's go boys.

[00:42:41] Nice! There we go!

[00:42:43] Three crown.

[00:42:44] You know, I still got it, sis.

[00:42:51] Like clock my clap skills.

[00:42:53] I still got it.

[00:42:54] Like I still got it, bro.

[00:42:56] All right, what's up with the lucky drops?

[00:43:00] Brother, I took a month off this game, bro.

[00:43:02] Where are the lucky drops at?

[00:43:05] All right, give me some stars.

[00:43:09] All right, is this even like legal?

[00:43:13] Yo, Supercell.

[00:43:14] yourself. Let me do y'all a favor, bro. Instead of saying it's $3, then free, just say this

[00:43:20] is $1.50 and then this is $1.50 because it's not free. You have to spend $3 and then it's

[00:43:29] free. What is this advertising, bro? What is this? Free legendary king's chess after

[00:43:37] you spend $20. I mean, bro, it's they they could do like just

[00:43:47] bro, it's so dude, jinxie verse, the name is back, bro. Hey,

[00:43:53] dude, we're getting a band back together. Chat, the name is back.

[00:43:57] Chad, do you think I could ever hit 3000 medals? Honestly, I

[00:44:02] hit 2970 in my PPP prime. Do you think I could ever hit 3000

[00:44:07] Metals chat, keep it a buck.

[00:44:09] No, no, no, fuck no, hell no, nope, no way, fuck no.

[00:44:15] All right, yo chat, appreciate the motivation, guys.

[00:44:19] I saw like five yeses.

[00:44:25] I saw like five yeses.

[00:44:27] I'm gonna play a couple more games, chat.

[00:44:30] Bro, we should try to get the clan back to high score.

[00:44:33] Just keep accepting OGs.

[00:44:35] We should try to get the clan back to like 50, bro.

[00:44:41] Alright, Austrian player here.

[00:44:49] I would say I'll play till I lose, but I'm not gonna lose.

[00:44:55] Balloon first play.

[00:44:56] See, these are the things that annoy me because it's like that time I had minions,

[00:45:03] like you know sometimes I won't have minions you know the starting hand thing really pissed

[00:45:09] me off about this game I had some I had some I had some a1 crash outs about that all right

[00:45:16] let's go mini pecker opposite lane I don't think it's a good idea to mini pecker into

[00:45:19] bats nine why does everybody use to make a night in league one this is why you're

[00:45:30] You're in league one bro, are you braindead?

[00:45:34] Oh my god, please die, please kill the mega knight, Jesus Christ.

[00:45:37] The witch stayed alive, okay his tower is gone.

[00:45:40] He's gonna have to use a small spell to get rid of the witch, but if he doesn't have

[00:45:43] a small spell he can't kill the champion.

[00:45:47] There's the small spell and yep, now I'm gonna go minions, they're gonna wipe out

[00:45:51] the baths, the boulders gonna get a bunch of damage, the giants gonna get a bunch

[00:45:53] of damage, the minions are gonna start to wipe out the baby dragon as well.

[00:45:56] Maybe we could have snowballed there, but yeah, I think it's better to just,

[00:46:00] When you know you're up with Elixir to spend a lot, but it's all good.

[00:46:03] I could snow this.

[00:46:04] I'm going to wait for these to die, perfectly synchronized with the Devil Dragon.

[00:46:07] Nice, knock back the witch.

[00:46:09] I think Arrows is something a literal bot would do.

[00:46:13] All right, cool.

[00:46:15] We're up 2,000 damage, and we should be around equal on Elixir.

[00:46:20] I could pre-cycle the witch at the back because I have a feeling it's going to

[00:46:24] like mechonite the bridge like a fucking idiot.

[00:46:28] Yeah. If I don't arrows, that's gonna do two hits. If I arrows, it should do one.

[00:46:37] Maybe we just rip a giant, bro. Can we just rip a giant?

[00:46:42] Who's the spectator that keeps yawning? Bro, fuck off!

[00:46:50] Operation Keep the Witch Alive, no matter what. By any means possible.

[00:46:54] Double witch, bitch!

[00:46:56] That rhymed. Fuck.

[00:46:58] The witch. Well, there was a double witch.

[00:47:06] Arrows? Kill that, kill that, kill that.

[00:47:10] Boys, we're gonna have to sack this tower.

[00:47:12] There's no defending map. Maybe I had snowball in my hand.

[00:47:16] I could have, but I had to cycle the bull to get to the snowball.

[00:47:19] There's the Evo Baby Dragon, probably my most hated card ever when it was in its prime with

[00:47:27] the Golem meta.

[00:47:29] That was the worst meta of all time.

[00:47:33] Bro, if Hero Balloon's in the meta, that's kind of good for my deck because my deck

[00:47:39] has good answers for the balloon.

[00:47:42] Yeah, I feel like overtime in Clash with Beatdown decks sort of just comes down

[00:47:47] to whoever goes in first loses he's gonna mega knight yep I'm gonna lose to this

[00:47:53] guy and this guy's literally an infant with how bad he is it's pretty annoying

[00:47:59] I have to get to the ego snow oh my god grab the balloon what it didn't grab it

[00:48:06] it hit it but it didn't grab it what the fuck it hit the balloon but it didn't

[00:48:13] grab it oh my god I hate this game

[00:48:20] he's gonna he's gonna ruin the bridge again isn't he oh even worse

[00:48:32] literal your day let me see your stats let me see your stats David oh your

[00:48:43] You're PMing! You're PMing! Yes! Yes! I remember why I hate this game!

[00:48:55] Look at that! The highest you've ever hit! It's Master 3! I can hit Master 3 with my eyes closed!

[00:49:13] I just lost to a human being who was using meganite balloon good job David well played

[00:49:28] bro and any bm's it's like bro your league three wait a minute you've been playing the

[00:49:33] game for 10 years 10 years late you have the 10 year badge and the highest league you've

[00:49:40] Okay, wow.

[00:49:53] I didn't take a chill pill.

[00:50:04] Now, Jack, should we try a game of League?

[00:50:07] Should we try a game of League? Wait is the Pancake Boy in here? Where's Pancake Boy?

[00:50:13] Oh my gosh pancake boy my goat

[00:50:43] pancake boy might go all right chat no man I don't know I might I might dabble

[00:50:51] with a little bit of clash when the hero boulder comes back I sort of did

[00:50:54] misplaying the game but I missed my clan and I missed riding too I might play

[00:51:00] some clash again we'll see bro I might play but I don't know if I'm gonna play

[00:51:05] like 10 hours a day like I used to that was bad I was addicted all right

[00:51:10] chat I'm not gonna lie I've been on a fucking winning streak in chess like

[00:51:16] bro I've been winning games I've won like I think I've won like four three games

[00:51:26] in a row Algeria good luck to you bro

[00:51:30] chat this could be our first time ever hitting four in a row we're gonna play

[00:51:34] Hey, Chasms, he'll be loose.

[00:51:38] Night here.

[00:51:41] Little palm chain going.

[00:51:42] Okay.

[00:51:43] What would Levy tell me to do?

[00:51:45] Develop.

[00:51:52] I don't mind trading this honestly.

[00:51:56] I think trading it is bad right now.

[00:51:59] Let's develop relax. I'm not gonna lose in chess ever again.

[00:52:10] We're waiting for him today chat. We will that's what I'll do bro. I'll play what he's

[00:52:16] doing the Magnus Carlson gambit. Oh my god. Okay, this guy's over farming. He's doing

[00:52:23] the Magnus Carlson Gambit. Chat, do y'all know what this is? He's doing the Magnus Carlson

[00:52:30] Gambit. Oh my God. That's what I was going to say. I'll play Clash. That's what I'll do.

[00:52:37] I'll play Clash till I lose every day. So like 20, 30 minutes. And then I'll play Chast

[00:52:41] till I lose every day. Wait, is this a fork? Hold up. Chat, let me actually cook here.

[00:52:48] because what if I go here?

[00:52:53] Brother, wait,

[00:52:57] if I do this with the bishop,

[00:53:00] his only response is knight here?

[00:53:06] Bro, if he moves his king, he loses his queen.

[00:53:09] Yeah, he's not that stupid.

[00:53:15] I feel like there's just a nasty play on the board here.

[00:53:18] But I'm not, I'm just gonna take and simplify.

[00:53:21] But no, that's bad because now I'm so fucking...

[00:53:26] Wait, he took with his king?

[00:53:28] Who is this guy feeling like?

[00:53:31] He took with his fucking king? What's wrong with this guy?

[00:53:34] What?

[00:53:37] Chad, what is happening?

[00:53:41] I missed a queen? I missed a free queen? What?

[00:53:48] I have we have to okay

[00:54:03] we have to develop so that we can castle this way and then we can get our queen going.

[00:54:10] Remember what levy said Jack keep it simple stupid.

[00:54:13] I could do it if I get 400 a love rail.

[00:54:15] Oh my God.

[00:54:17] If I get 400 elo bro, what the f-

[00:54:24] There has to be a reason for this.

[00:54:29] What am I saying? I'm in 300 elo. Did he misclick? He requested to chat to me.

[00:54:37] He said no, he misclicked. He misclicked, he misclicked, he misclicked. Okay, now let's be a

[00:54:43] professional and let's just calmly execute his head off of the shoulders in GTA, of course.

[00:54:51] We're gonna make a swift execution of this guy. We're not gonna dilly-dally. We're not gonna

[00:54:56] a fucking daily galley wrong pipe um this is check my he's gonna push his pawn

[00:55:18] I the only way I lose this is by blundering my queen let me repeat that

[00:55:23] The only way I lose this is by blundering my queen.

[00:55:29] If I blundered my queen, bro,

[00:55:30] I deserve nothing but the worst.

[00:55:36] All right, this is protected.

[00:55:44] You had signs of depression

[00:55:48] from a long line of sleep in your face.

[00:55:53] The place is you have been.

[00:56:00] Okay, caught him a guy out they way.

[00:56:03] So he's going to go pawn here.

[00:56:06] His next push is going to be here.

[00:56:08] We have to avoid this.

[00:56:13] Yeah.

[00:56:16] I don't really know what to do.

[00:56:19] I'm up in the material as long as I don't burn time.

[00:56:22] This guy's fucked as well.

[00:56:25] Dude, this would be a nice little pawn chain here.

[00:56:30] I feel like that would turn on Levy a little bit.

[00:56:32] That would be a nice little pawn chain.

[00:56:33] And then maybe I could just rip that good little pawn chain.

[00:56:39] King has more motion.

[00:56:41] Can't get back, right?

[00:56:42] I got motion.

[00:56:44] We go night here.

[00:56:46] Your chat.

[00:56:46] I'm not gonna lie.

[00:56:47] I don't know what happened,

[00:56:48] but this guy has a literal brigade of bonds.

[00:56:52] I don't really know.

[00:56:53] I don't know what happened to be honest.

[00:56:56] I'm like terrified of this guy.

[00:56:59] Cause I am terrified of weather.

[00:57:03] Cause I see you when it rains.

[00:57:05] This is good because we offer a trade.

[00:57:10] This is good cause we offer a trade.

[00:57:13] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:57:14] Yeah, we always want to trade

[00:57:16] when we're up material chat.

[00:57:18] Remember the chest fundamentals, when we're up material,

[00:57:20] we always offer a trade, baby boy.

[00:57:28] Okay, next thing.

[00:57:33] How do we break through this guy's ass?

[00:57:38] Is this a good play?

[00:57:46] Well, now his knight has to move. Where's he gonna move his knight though?

[00:57:51] It's dead if it goes there.

[00:57:54] Oh, he just does that. Smart.

[00:57:57] Okay. He blundered his queen, so he shouldn't be just fucked here.

[00:58:03] Wait, his knight is fucked. His knight can't move.

[00:58:05] Because take, take, and then I can be attacked two ways.

[00:58:12] The knight is literally getting Riley read in here.

[00:58:15] Double penetration.

[00:58:17] Yep, and there's the trade.

[00:58:19] He's knight can't get away.

[00:58:20] As long as we just keep forcing trades,

[00:58:23] and just play fundamental sound chess,

[00:58:25] we're going to win this ball game.

[00:58:27] Now, let's ramp here.

[00:58:31] Wait, he can't take because look.

[00:58:34] Oh

[00:58:37] Is that not on personal am I stupid?

[00:58:42] Why is why is that not on personal?

[00:58:49] Yo, am I dumb

[00:58:53] Check why is that on personal why not

[00:58:59] Push the pond see for

[00:59:04] But I can't look.

[00:59:10] Why is that not on the soul?

[00:59:24] Jake, I dare you. Bro, look at that.

[00:59:29] Wait, that's a rook trade.

[00:59:35] He doesn't win a pawn from that exchange, but guess who stood up the serial?

[00:59:40] Yeah, this guy has an impenetrable defense.

[00:59:46] I don't know why, but I almost said ass defense.

[00:59:49] This guy has an impenetrable defense.

[00:59:50] I can't get through anything he does because he has this like swarm of pawns.

[00:59:58] What should I do, bro?

[01:00:02] I'm running low on time here, chat.

[01:00:05] Let's do this to this, where we could do, like, some protective shit.

[01:00:09] Oi, I gotta play fast, holy shit!

[01:00:12] I gotta play fast, I gotta play fast.

[01:00:22] I'm not thinking that far ahead.

[01:00:23] Oh no, that's a terrible play.

[01:00:24] Well, no, because I can get the rook to the open file if his bishop comes over.

[01:00:27] I think we're going to lose this game, boys.

[01:00:45] I'm just going to give him a pawn.

[01:00:46] Don't ask me why.

[01:00:47] No, I have reasons.

[01:00:48] I have reasons, because now I can do this.

[01:00:53] That play won us the game, because now that opens up everything.

[01:00:57] We sat in the pond, but look at how open everything is.

[01:01:00] I could do this too and offer a book trade.

[01:01:02] He can't accept it too.

[01:01:05] But I'm telling you, bro,

[01:01:06] when you're up material, chess is actually fucking easy.

[01:01:09] I'm not even kidding.

[01:01:10] When you're tied material or down, it's really hard.

[01:01:13] But when you're up material,

[01:01:14] if you just force trades, you can win.

[01:01:17] Okay.

[01:01:18] Yeah, we should just force this trade.

[01:01:21] This is such a good play.

[01:01:23] Cause if he accepts this, he's just stupid.

[01:01:27] because now he has like no win condition.

[01:01:32] In your face tells a story about the places you have been.

[01:01:44] Ooh, that's kind of tricky.

[01:01:48] Huh.

[01:01:51] I guess we could rip that.

[01:01:52] Ooh, this is a nice little check here.

[01:01:54] All right, yeah, this is a good check because let me take the Bishop look at that

[01:02:02] Nevermind. It would have been a good check

[01:02:09] We're still gonna check it anyways. All right, if I'm good at chess I should win this game

[01:02:19] Check again

[01:02:21] Bro this guy has a tsunami of ponds over here Jesus

[01:02:29] Bro, I have a feeling I'm gonna blunder my queen the only way I'll blunder my queen is like a low-hanging bishop or something

[01:02:45] And you see your addiction

[01:02:47] with that crystal man tonight.

[01:02:54] Bro, I have no time.

[01:02:56] Oh my fucking god, I have no time.

[01:02:57] Oh my god, I have to play fast.

[01:03:02] Back rank, queen bitch!

[01:03:07] Here we go.

[01:03:08] Here's the start of something great.

[01:03:10] This is the start.

[01:03:12] I'm so good.

[01:03:13] It's always the back rank, man.

[01:03:15] rank man I'm telling you chat it's always the back rank it's always the back rank guys

[01:03:27] chat it's always the back rank phone hi guys what is up buttercup how are you doing highlights

[01:03:34] Yeah, bro, of course.

[01:03:36] Yeah, you're going to play Leeds.

[01:03:38] Yeah.

[01:03:39] Unfortunately, I think your plans today are going to be a little bit different.

[01:03:44] Yeah.

[01:03:45] Yeah.

[01:03:46] Yeah.

[01:03:47] Yeah.

[01:03:48] Yeah.

[01:03:49] Yeah.

[01:03:50] Yeah.

[01:03:51] Yeah.

[01:03:52] Yeah.

[01:03:53] Yeah.

[01:03:54] Yeah.

[01:03:55] Yeah.

[01:03:56] Yeah.

[01:03:57] Yeah.

[01:03:58] Yeah.

[01:03:59] Yeah.

[01:04:00] Unfortunately, I think your plans today are going to change a lot.

[01:04:13] This Drew guy, he works at League of Legends, and they caught you.

[01:04:24] Why was I going to play Unranked today?

[01:04:26] Oh, yeah, just let it let it be a cow.

[01:04:42] All good so far.

[01:04:52] Wait, hold on.

[01:04:53] I remember you leveling it and then you forgot to get

[01:05:33] Honestly, bro, Valid, I bought my account because I didn't want to play against like

[01:05:44] bots for 30 hours.

[01:05:48] But bro, I didn't I didn't want to be in silver, but I wanted to be an iron dude.

[01:05:55] So wait, I can never play league.

[01:05:57] What if I make another account?

[01:05:58] Would that just get banned?

[01:05:59] That's the animation, yeah.

[01:06:02] But this doesn't, I don't know.

[01:06:05] Chad, is it just, he gored to his whole right account.

[01:06:09] Because if it's a right account, there's bigger issues.

[01:06:16] Try to play Valorant? Well, let's see.

[01:06:28] Just play a new game? What does that mean a new game?

[01:06:33] Oh god.

[01:06:36] I think it's just League. Yeah, Drunk on a Gukkuras bro.

[01:06:45] Yeah, I mean like I kind of understand the band because I felt like a sack of shit being on a silver team.

[01:06:51] But I just wanted to get an iron bro. I just wanted to get an iron account dude.

[01:06:58] Wait, so what if I got banned on every Riot game?

[01:07:05] No way, Riot.

[01:07:06] Bro, maybe I could try to make a new League account and just like, progress offline, but

[01:07:19] But I guess I should in my band on

[01:07:30] For buying an account

[01:07:43] All that mood of Scotland

[01:07:49] Oh, Muda said you're not perm banned from the game, you're just perm banned from that account.

[01:07:53] So chat, I guess what we gotta do guys is get a fresh league account.

[01:07:58] Dante said you're not banned from Riot, you can just make a new league account and level 1 to 30 easily.

[01:08:05] The ban doesn't transfer.

[01:08:06] Oh okay, appreciate you Dante's.

[01:08:08] Yeah bro, let's just do that bro.

[01:08:11] Let's just do that man.

[01:08:13] But that sounds uh like I'm not even getting it, I'd rather watch paint drive and play

[01:08:18] against bots, like I'm not even trolling.

[01:08:20] Yeah.

[01:08:24] Just create the account you already have.

[01:08:26] Not closely, I don't know.

[01:08:29] Wait, have eyes.

[01:08:30] Can I?

[01:08:30] Yeah, what's up?

[01:08:31] Yo, have eyes.

[01:08:32] Can I use my Riot account on Val?

[01:08:36] Like, you know what I'm saying?

[01:08:39] The Valorant account?

[01:08:40] Can I use that on League and be level zero?

[01:08:42] You're still there, Phoenix.

[01:08:43] What to do?

[01:08:44] Ask Riot for a iron account.

[01:08:47] Um, I don't think they do.

[01:08:49] I don't think they do that, bro.

[01:08:50] I don't think they do that.

[01:08:54] No, but I understand, Chad.

[01:08:56] I'm like, tell me to be honest.

[01:08:57] I was being a sack of shit.

[01:08:59] Like, if you get me in your silver team, we just auto lose.

[01:09:06] Riot does give iron accounts.

[01:09:09] Oh, oh, really?

[01:09:11] Well, then Chad, why don't I just wait

[01:09:13] Wait, until that happens then.

[01:09:16] Well, you gotta ask first.

[01:09:18] It helps.

[01:09:19] They can't read mine.

[01:09:20] You know, I already asked the guy.

[01:09:22] VX?

[01:09:23] Hello?

[01:09:24] Anyone there?

[01:09:27] Hey!

[01:09:29] Wait, chat.

[01:09:30] We might just be able to get an iron account, guys.

[01:09:32] Yeah, Drew, Drew.

[01:09:33] All right, these sound cues

[01:09:34] are gonna piss me off from the Valorant loading stream.

[01:09:37] Drew Levin, bro.

[01:09:38] Listen, bro, I understand the band, bro.

[01:09:40] I wasn't trying to be silver, bro.

[01:09:42] I was just trying to, I thought I would be iron,

[01:09:45] but I just want to be iron, bro.

[01:09:46] Like, I'm sorry.

[01:09:48] I'm sorry, sir.

[01:09:49] I understand the band.

[01:09:50] I just wanted to be iron, bro.

[01:09:52] Bro, I think that's the first time,

[01:09:54] haven't I, is that the first time I've ever been banned?

[01:09:58] You're a band and joke, I suppose.

[01:09:59] A perm-a-band?

[01:10:00] Yes, it's like your first perm-a-band, perm again.

[01:10:04] Okay, but it's not like, all right, it's not a perm-a,

[01:10:06] it's a perm-a-count band on a bot account.

[01:10:10] Well, that's what I'm saying.

[01:10:11] Yeah, it's not like some hardware permavan.

[01:10:14] But all right, advice.

[01:10:15] Yo, Drew, I understand, bro.

[01:10:17] I understand, sir.

[01:10:18] I get it, bro.

[01:10:19] I was just trying to be iron, bro.

[01:10:21] I wasn't trying to mess up silver people's games.

[01:10:24] Hey, don't you, Jim C, check in accountability, bro?

[01:10:27] Yes, bro.

[01:10:28] I'm a sack, like, Drew, I understand.

[01:10:30] I'm a sack of shit, bro.

[01:10:31] I felt bad.

[01:10:32] I said it on stream, bro.

[01:10:34] I felt like a sack of shit selling my teammates, you know?

[01:10:37] But I like League and I want to keep playing, sir.

[01:10:40] He said, I didn't change the check your DMs.

[01:10:42] Who did? Drew?

[01:10:43] That's when he tweeted out, yeah.

[01:10:45] Drew did?

[01:10:47] Yeah.

[01:10:49] Oh my God, he did 30 seconds ago.

[01:10:52] Appreciate you, Drew.

[01:10:56] Hold on, they're doing a complete list.

[01:10:58] Wait, he said, no shit.

[01:11:00] Check your email.

[01:11:01] Our creator team has an account for you.

[01:11:03] Wait, Iron Account!

[01:11:05] W Drew!

[01:11:10] Oh my god, check the emails wait, let me see

[01:11:20] Yeah, let's get a W drew in the chat, bro. Yeah chat. I'm a sack of shit for being in

[01:11:25] a silver lobby. I can't hang now iron. I'm still probably gonna be shit. Okay

[01:11:31] I'm going to see what email he sent it to because I don't know if he sent it to the

[01:11:46] right one.

[01:11:53] Bro hive mind.

[01:11:54] Let's go.

[01:11:55] Maybe we can get some iron ranked games going today man.

[01:11:59] I like the game. I just want to be an iron. I want to be an iron player.

[01:12:10] Muda 2.0. Alright. Yo chat, I'm not wall hack, spin botting.

[01:12:17] I tried to fucking, I tried to just speed run ranked.

[01:12:21] I don't even think cheating is possible on League.

[01:12:28] I think cheating is possible never again.

[01:12:31] No, I don't think you could cheat in League, bro.

[01:12:34] What do you mean you don't think you can cheat in League?

[01:12:37] Define what you mean by cheating.

[01:12:39] Like smurfing, sure.

[01:12:41] But I mean like scriptings?

[01:12:43] What?

[01:12:44] Scripts.

[01:12:45] Yeah.

[01:12:46] I mean, like scriptings, what?

[01:12:49] Scripts, yeah.

[01:12:51] Yo, bro, if you're scripting and league, dude,

[01:12:55] bro, just go to church, bro.

[01:12:56] Like, what are you doing?

[01:12:59] If you're scripting in any game, just go to church, bro.

[01:13:02] It's not worth it, twin.

[01:13:08] Nice.

[01:13:10] Jinx, you let Don Tes coach you, bro.

[01:13:11] I didn't know if I'm gonna be on,

[01:13:13] guys, I didn't know if I can play league tonight.

[01:13:15] They're trying to see if I have an iron account right now.

[01:13:17] They're going to get you on any, bro, but congrats on the first promo bank, bro.

[01:13:22] I just wanted to say, you know, Niger in the dark side, bro.

[01:13:28] You're a tug.

[01:13:30] Bro, I just tried to play rank, bro.

[01:13:33] It's all good.

[01:13:35] Any jinx?

[01:13:39] Maybe write an apology on the phone and don't pass.

[01:13:43] They're giving me an iron account high-five squawk off

[01:13:57] There are 30,000 accounts in iron, what does that mean 30,000 accounts

[01:14:04] That's it

[01:14:13] One week, one week, bro.

[01:14:14] I'm 2023 Gamer of the year, bro.

[01:14:16] One week.

[01:14:18] One week?

[01:14:19] Why'd you smile when you said,

[01:14:21] yeah, one week, yeah, one week, I'm,

[01:14:23] one week, dipshit!

[01:14:27] It's not gonna take a year, chat.

[01:14:29] It's gonna take a week to get out of the iron.

[01:14:32] Yeah, who's gonna tell us?

[01:14:33] What do you mean, here we go, chat!

[01:14:34] I'm a Gamer!

[01:14:36] Does he know?

[01:14:38] Guys, I won a friggin' chess tournament, guys.

[01:14:41] like I'm good at chess.

[01:14:45] Yeah, that wasn't Fluk week where you were-

[01:14:47] It's not a Fluk! Shut up!

[01:14:50] And when you were winning chess tournaments,

[01:14:52] you scored in the Sunday charity match,

[01:14:53] that week of Flukness-

[01:14:57] Yo, bro.

[01:14:59] High-fives, it wasn't a week of Flukness.

[01:15:02] Yeah, who is Kadeem?

[01:15:04] Who hints this?

[01:15:06] Who is Kadeem?

[01:15:07] I need to look this up, bro

[01:15:13] Kadeem League of Legends, bro, who is this guy?

[01:15:37] why has he not literally done one facial reaction in a minute bro is having a

[01:15:55] blast

[01:15:57] Yo! Please, please, someone! Someone fucking came that safe! Oh my god, he's dead!

[01:16:10] Did he say ping or clip?

[01:16:12] Yeah, yeah.

[01:16:14] Chat, so what is the lore of this guy? Tyler said he's the worst league player of all

[01:16:19] time.

[01:16:21] He's been ironed for like how long?

[01:16:24] This is the iron final boss.

[01:16:26] Yo, yo, yo.

[01:16:29] One v one him.

[01:16:30] He mobs you brutally.

[01:16:32] He's been ironed for four years.

[01:16:34] Say, well, ahi, bro.

[01:16:39] Eight years.

[01:16:41] He is the faker of iron.

[01:16:44] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[01:16:47] Right, what about the more lore of this guy?

[01:16:52] Kadeem Wood Division Collection!

[01:16:58] Okay, hi.

[01:17:03] Bro, I love how locked in he is too.

[01:17:07] I missed arrow. Make a fucking mistake.

[01:17:15] How does that even fucking miss that?

[01:17:17] Bro, I don't know anything about the game, but it looks like he uses long-range characters

[01:17:28] and then sprints at people close range.

[01:17:32] I mean, I don't know.

[01:17:34] Oh my God, yes, son!

[01:17:37] Is that guy level 18?

[01:17:40] Okay, level 12.

[01:17:44] Still, dude.

[01:17:46] How did I fucking miss that?

[01:17:49] Oh my god.

[01:17:51] Okay, I need to lump you onto this guy.

[01:17:53] Yo, how do I...

[01:17:55] Chat, how do I DM him?

[01:17:57] He's been ironed for eight years.

[01:17:59] Chat, how do I DM him?

[01:18:02] Oh my god.

[01:18:04] Riot sent me an iron account in Discord.

[01:18:06] W Riot!

[01:18:12] Oh my god.

[01:18:14] Chat, how do I DM him? Is there a way to DM this guy?

[01:18:23] He's going to kick your ass. Yeah, not if I train.

[01:18:29] Hi, guys, I'm going to send you the account info. Let me watch this...

[01:18:34] Let me watch this Kadeen video really quick, though, hi, guys.

[01:18:40] Hi, guys, let me watch this. Five pauses in 15 seconds.

[01:18:43] Yo bro stop pause counting.

[01:18:47] Let's watch 8 minutes of beak.

[01:18:52] Bro he's so- he's level 3 and this guy's level 7.

[01:19:05] What happened in the lane?

[01:19:08] That's a tower.

[01:19:15] Yo, I'm not even kidding.

[01:19:19] I'm not even this bad.

[01:19:20] Yo, chat!

[01:19:21] Chat!

[01:19:22] I'm not even kidding.

[01:19:23] I'm not even this bad, bro.

[01:19:25] There's no way.

[01:19:26] You're destroying her.

[01:19:27] Did you try it on her?

[01:19:29] I love how in every clip, he's just over there.

[01:19:57] like low health and under level. This is so relatable, bro.

[01:20:12] What's he doing? What's he doing?

[01:20:15] He was one health.

[01:20:22] I've been doing like two ladies. What the fuck?

[01:20:27] Bro, this guy needs to hang up whatever character this is.

[01:20:32] What character is this, bro?

[01:20:33] Bro, Hop on Garen, twin.

[01:20:36] What is this?

[01:20:37] This looks like a hard character to use.

[01:20:40] Yo, is he ADC?

[01:20:45] Chat.

[01:20:47] He has a player in his, oh, it's Ash.

[01:20:52] Okay.

[01:20:53] I figured it was ADC because he has a support.

[01:20:56] So this guy's the faker of iron?

[01:21:05] Probably just another clip he's under level bro, he's always under level.

[01:21:15] How did he get out of the- how did he- what?

[01:21:29] How did he get out?

[01:21:33] I don't understand how he got out.

[01:21:35] Bro he's under leveled again.

[01:21:50] Is nobody wet by him?

[01:21:52] Nobody, I am for my people.

[01:21:55] I am for?

[01:21:56] And how do you know who he is?

[01:22:03] Can't you W-W-W-R?

[01:22:11] What happened?

[01:22:15] Why does he always sprint into the tower?

[01:22:17] Dude, I'm fucking, I'm fucking with you.

[01:22:20] What's the name, dude?

[01:22:22] You didn't know that?

[01:22:24] I don't care.

[01:22:26] Bro, chat.

[01:22:27] How can I 1v1 this guy?

[01:22:28] Do I have, um, does he have Twitter chat?

[01:22:32] Kadeem Alford.

[01:22:34] Does he have Twitter?

[01:22:36] Bro, I need to train, though, a little bit.

[01:22:39] Kadeem Alford.

[01:22:41] Oh my god, I think I found him.

[01:22:43] Yes, I found his Twitter.

[01:22:44] Oh my god.

[01:22:46] Yo Kadeem

[01:22:49] All right, I DM them okay chat let's sign in we have a lead to count

[01:22:54] Bro, I'm pretty sure riot gave us a level one account

[01:22:58] Dad asked bro. I would you write gave us a level or iron account. Hi guys sign in okay?

[01:23:04] Chat I'm gonna go be have eyes gonna sign in really quick

[01:23:07] Let's do this boys jake see versus iron. Let's see

[01:23:16] Thank you.

[01:23:46] you

[01:24:16] you

[01:24:46] Thank you.

[01:25:15] All right, chat, we are about to finally be an iron!

[01:25:23] Your name has been flagged as inappropriate

[01:25:25] and needs to be changed.

[01:25:29] Hi, guys.

[01:25:32] What should I make it, hi, guys?

[01:25:34] What's going bro what got flagged hi guys, what is this bro

[01:25:52] I'm going to pay homage to Kadeem, that's what Kadeem had in his tagline as, okay, I'm

[01:26:11] in here bro.

[01:26:12] Are you ready to have us?

[01:26:13] All right, here we go, you guys look, meet the legends.

[01:26:17] Now, it should be, I don't know,

[01:26:19] but not for a lot, it might take you three and a half years

[01:26:22] to get out of on it.

[01:26:23] No, look, here's what I'm going to do, chat.

[01:26:27] I'm going to play League every day for a week

[01:26:31] and 1v1 Kadeem.

[01:26:33] Okay.

[01:26:35] Bro, and I'm going to train, too.

[01:26:37] I'm going to actually, like, get coaching.

[01:26:39] I'm going to shit on him with Garen.

[01:26:41] I'm gonna jump into space and button mash him with Garen.

[01:26:44] Jack, who's better?

[01:26:46] Me, but he plays ADC.

[01:26:53] ADC?

[01:26:53] Maybe we should just team up, I don't know.

[01:26:56] Jack, is there any way to contact Hadeem besides Twitter?

[01:27:01] What role is ADC?

[01:27:02] ADC, attack damage carry, I think.

[01:27:11] I think attack damage carry

[01:27:15] Okay, okay, uh

[01:27:18] Where's my account, bro?

[01:27:26] Don't make my

[01:27:36] Why does it say unknown player you're not unknown

[01:27:39] know. That's the same picture I had when I got banned. I don't think it's properly loaded yet.

[01:27:46] Maybe we gotta log out of this account but how? Log out.

[01:27:51] Okay yeah don't fuck. Do you see it log out on the screen? I gotta find it.

[01:27:59] Sorry sir.

[01:27:59] Oh, sorry, I found it.

[01:28:04] Sorry, sir.

[01:28:05] But, hi, mind.

[01:28:06] I'm confused.

[01:28:09] How do we play?

[01:28:11] You could play by.

[01:28:12] Wait, have I?

[01:28:12] Did they give me a riot account or a league account?

[01:28:18] No.

[01:28:19] No, it's a riot account, but it's a league account.

[01:28:23] Does that make sense?

[01:28:24] Yeah, but I still have to sign into my other riot

[01:28:26] account to play Valorant, right?

[01:28:29] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fine.

[01:28:31] These kind of bugs battle in any ways.

[01:28:35] OK, let's see how you're doing.

[01:28:38] There we go.

[01:28:39] Oh, my god.

[01:28:40] Shit.

[01:28:42] Yes.

[01:28:44] Well, you might fall a little bit further up.

[01:28:49] Oh, it's OK.

[01:28:51] Oh.

[01:28:54] Yeah, shut it off.

[01:28:54] Shut it off.

[01:28:56] Bro, we're in iron.

[01:28:58] Wait, are we in iron?

[01:28:59] I don't know. The stick out Riot gave us.

[01:29:06] Here, here, I got it.

[01:29:24] Chat, I'm not able to.

[01:29:29] Buy champs. Okay. Okay. How how how?

[01:29:34] I don't know. It's one of these buttons. Start clicking.

[01:29:39] Oh, okay. Let's buy the goat.

[01:29:42] Okay.

[01:29:46] I think I don't think it's the shop in this inventory.

[01:29:52] I think it's

[01:29:53] I can't view it because this people

[01:30:02] yes bro guys please stop sending your

[01:30:12] quest I must let you turn it off Jesus

[01:30:14] Christ no you did not you did not now

[01:30:20] Now it is.

[01:30:21] Okay.

[01:30:22] Oh my God!

[01:30:23] Stop!

[01:30:24] Bro, wait.

[01:30:25] Who do I own?

[01:30:26] Who do I own?

[01:30:27] I don't know.

[01:30:28] Do I have Garen?

[01:30:29] No, I don't think you have anyone.

[01:30:30] I think you have zero.

[01:30:31] I'm just going to buy the cheap ones.

[01:30:33] Okay, okay.

[01:30:34] Chad, is there a way to filter by price?

[01:30:37] Oh yeah.

[01:30:38] Top to bottom.

[01:30:39] Here we go.

[01:30:40] Nice.

[01:30:41] Okay.

[01:30:42] I'm going to buy the cheap ones.

[01:30:44] Okay.

[01:30:45] Chad, is there a way to filter by price?

[01:30:48] Oh yeah.

[01:30:49] There we go.

[01:30:50] 9.

[01:30:51] Warwick!

[01:30:52] Now chat, you guys said I have to buy 20, right?

[01:30:56] And then we can play Iron!

[01:30:59] Who's this cutie patootie?

[01:31:01] Teemo.

[01:31:02] Look at this cutie pie.

[01:31:05] Soraka.

[01:31:06] Whoa.

[01:31:07] Sona.

[01:31:08] Whoa.

[01:31:09] Bro League has the baddies.

[01:31:14] Oh my God.

[01:31:16] Whoa.

[01:31:17] I'm just buying the cheap ones bro, it's not that serious, whoa Nenu and Willem, two names,

[01:31:37] Master Yi, that's a cool name.

[01:31:41] Kale?

[01:31:44] So chat, why are some champions more expensive than others?

[01:31:48] Is it because it's like, it's like R6,

[01:31:51] like the newer champions.

[01:31:53] Oh, the newer ones.

[01:31:54] Oh, chat said misfortune.

[01:31:55] Yes, yes, chat, you're right.

[01:32:02] Wait, if we have Xbox Game Pass,

[01:32:05] What? If we have game time to get everybody?

[01:32:11] Yeah, apparently that's what Tudor said.

[01:32:15] But I think we'd link to our Xbox to the other cow.

[01:32:20] Do you remember that?

[01:32:22] A little shiny stuff.

[01:32:25] No, baby. I just need to buy 20 of these high-vives and I'm good.

[01:32:32] Chat anybody else?

[01:32:36] I'm just buying the cheap ones.

[01:32:38] So chat the order of Frankenstein.

[01:32:41] So chat.

[01:32:43] That is not look like me at all.

[01:32:45] The older the character, the cheaper just like seeds.

[01:32:47] Okay.

[01:32:48] I'm Moo Moo.

[01:32:50] Look at this little cutie pie.

[01:32:52] I'm Moo Moo.

[01:32:53] Annie.

[01:32:54] That's a OG character.

[01:32:58] Caitlyn.

[01:32:59] I heard she's broken.

[01:33:00] Jeff my brother said she's the best yo chat the next time Kadeem does a stream

[01:33:07] guys tell them I want to 1v1 him in a week I think if I go Garen I'll kick

[01:33:14] his ass I just have to learn Garen a little bit more

[01:33:18] How many have I bought? Have I bought 20 yet, you think, or no?

[01:33:23] I don't know.

[01:33:25] Jinx!

[01:33:28] Oh my god, my glorious king, Tamkin.

[01:33:33] That guy has saved my life more time than I could count, bro.

[01:33:43] Jinxie by Garen skin if we have money left over we need to get all of the

[01:33:48] characters nine there's no more two hundred

[01:33:55] So I had it I've mine

[01:34:05] Here we go

[01:34:15] Nice eyes Ash. Oh my god, that's Kadeem's character. Yeah, yeah

[01:34:25] Um, Sejuni?

[01:34:30] Chad, who do you guys main, Chad?

[01:34:35] Who do you guys main?

[01:34:37] Chad, who do you main?

[01:34:39] They're saying DT, not RP.

[01:34:43] Fizz, Sejuni, Nunu, Trenomer, Sion, Ziya, Ziri, Kaisa,

[01:34:50] Zach Pike.

[01:35:00] I gotta have us.

[01:35:03] There.

[01:35:04] Ooh Evelyn, this is my brother bli-

[01:35:08] Okay, is my brother Goon or what?

[01:35:10] Bro, this is my brother Blaze. He goes invisible to like fucks people.

[01:35:15] Janna.

[01:35:16] Fizz?

[01:35:17] Whoa, whoa, yeah.

[01:35:19] So this game is awesome!

[01:35:24] Morgan, whoa.

[01:35:28] Okay, chat, are we at?

[01:35:31] We have to be at 20, guys.

[01:35:33] Vee.

[01:35:35] Vee, chat, Vee, chat, Vee.

[01:35:37] Click the play button.

[01:35:39] Oh, yeah, there we go.

[01:35:42] Yes!

[01:35:45] Hi guys! I have been waiting for this day!

[01:35:49] Oh, now you're actually going to be in your rank.

[01:35:52] I'm in IRON, LET'S GO!

[01:35:56] Is this account placed or not?

[01:35:59] Nine? No, listen, they told me it's in placements, but it's going to be IRON placements.

[01:36:04] Oh, okay, okay, okay.

[01:36:08] Alright chat, now!

[01:36:09] Wait, James, you can buy skins, you have 15 skins.

[01:36:12] YES SKINS, YES!

[01:36:14] Okay, okay.

[01:36:16] Ooh, skins.

[01:36:18] Okay, chat.

[01:36:19] Let's buy one on the chat himself, Garen.

[01:36:24] Does Garen have any good ones?

[01:36:28] Whoa.

[01:36:30] Oh my God.

[01:36:32] Chat, which one?

[01:36:35] Rugged Garen?

[01:36:36] Holy mog.

[01:36:38] God King.

[01:36:40] Everybody's saying God King.

[01:36:42] That is actually sick chat that it's actually fucking sick, bro

[01:36:53] Yeah, what's up

[01:36:57] Yeah, one second, let me goon to misfortune really quick

[01:37:00] Okay, okay

[01:37:11] Okay, yeah, all right now any other skins y'all I mean I don't like gin, bro

[01:37:17] Pool party misfortune. What do you mean? How could pool party misfortune be better than the other one?

[01:37:28] Whoa

[01:37:29] Okay, modern everybody in the chat. Okay

[01:37:33] Guys, oh my god. Wait now I have to put them on right after put them on

[01:37:41] Or chat do they automatically go on or do I have to put them on?

[01:37:47] In my collections maybe probably yep

[01:37:55] Yes, I could equip look

[01:37:59] How do I equip it chat?

[01:38:04] Oh, okay, okay.

[01:38:08] Wait, hi guys.

[01:38:09] Should I queue a game or should you want me to pull up chat on my other monitor?

[01:38:12] Yeah.

[01:38:13] Yo, by the way, W drew, bro.

[01:38:16] W drew, man.

[01:38:17] Yes.

[01:38:18] Also, Khadim, I'm coming for you, bro.

[01:38:21] Khadim.

[01:38:22] I'm coming for you.

[01:38:23] I'm coming for you.

[01:38:24] I'm coming for you.

[01:38:25] Yes, also Khadim, I'm coming for you, bro.

[01:38:28] Khadim, I'm coming for you.

[01:38:30] My chat saying you're the faker of iron.

[01:38:33] Hey, buddy, I'm coming for you.

[01:38:35] Khadim, I'm coming, bro.

[01:38:37] Okay, nothing, see if you can drag them all,

[01:38:39] but I'm just, look at us, you don't have to drag them.

[01:38:41] Hey!

[01:38:42] Sorry, sorry.

[01:38:44] Sorry.

[01:38:45] Melissa?

[01:38:46] Yes, sorry.

[01:38:47] There you go.

[01:38:48] Come over here.

[01:38:49] Bro, it didn't close the, oh.

[01:38:52] Then you do this, then you do that.

[01:38:55] Okay, you can try this.

[01:38:58] God, what?

[01:38:59] Oh, yes.

[01:39:00] Just so you could call done 10s.

[01:39:03] Okay.

[01:39:04] Okay.

[01:39:05] Bro.

[01:39:06] It does he want to coach me an iron chat?

[01:39:10] Hi, Mike.

[01:39:11] Put up Dante's stream, please.

[01:39:14] Is he streaming?

[01:39:16] I don't know.

[01:39:19] What is that?

[01:39:20] She checked where are jazz?

[01:39:24] Dante's streaming.

[01:39:25] I don't know what to do.

[01:39:32] Don't.

[01:39:36] Yo.

[01:39:40] Don't.

[01:39:42] What's up, bro?

[01:39:44] Yo.

[01:39:46] Do you want to coach me?

[01:39:49] Do you want to coach me in these bro?

[01:39:51] What's up King C?

[01:39:53] All right, wait, do you want to give me your discord

[01:39:56] or do you want me to give you my discord?

[01:39:59] Let me text you in Twitter of my discord.

[01:40:02] Hold up.

[01:40:04] All right, I'm going to go whip some ass in iron, bro.

[01:40:08] OK, bro.

[01:40:09] Yeah, you have fun, all right?

[01:40:10] I'm going to whip some ass in iron, buddy.

[01:40:13] Hey, probably not, but make sure you just run the game.

[01:40:17] Don't raise your foot.

[01:40:18] What do you mean? Probably not, bro. I'm the 2023 gamer of the year

[01:40:23] I'm literally the 2023 gamer of the year. Yo, don't ask bro

[01:40:28] Like I'm trying to lock in because my I want to beat Kadim and a 1v1

[01:40:33] So I'm just saying like, you know take this shit serious, bro, please

[01:40:36] Chai texted him in Twitter

[01:40:40] Chet is there any other skins we could goon to

[01:40:42] Alright chat! Actual important question. Who is the hottest character in Leed?

[01:40:48] Who is the hottest character in Leed? Seriously.

[01:40:55] You Nara?

[01:40:57] Oh my god, this chat is filled with gooners, bro.

[01:41:03] Evelyn, Ari, Aurelia, Brier, Misfortune. I already have Misfortune.

[01:41:08] have this fortune. Annie? Wait, is Annie a kid? All right, mods, purple badm. Mods, purple

[01:41:16] badm and report them to the FBI. So my question is, who's the hottest lead character? And you

[01:41:21] say Annie? Thank you. Mods, this guy is behind bars, bro, legitimately. Champ out of the

[01:41:31] call Dante's bro I don't think I've ever met him before in your face tells a

[01:41:40] story that the place is you at all right lock the fucking mother fuckers where

[01:41:56] is Dante's bro where is he my user is I don't want to leak his name

[01:42:08] I decided to request here we go here we go Dante's yo yo what's up Genesee

[01:42:19] yo Dante's what's up bro are you from Canada Canadian accent there I am I'm

[01:42:24] from Quebec the French one bro isn't that impressive that I could tell off just

[01:42:28] your accent bro boy do I even sound French no you sound Canadian though I

[01:42:34] didn't know you sound French most people tell me I sound autistic I dude I

[01:42:39] actually get that a lot too wait Caitlin has a whoa yo doubtless who is

[01:42:46] the hardest lead character in your unbiased opinion I've ever heard of

[01:42:50] Lulu before nine who's Lulu who's Lulu search it up it's all you all you

[01:43:04] uh is that a minor yo okay so jingsy listen listen listen there's a let

[01:43:12] not have listed you got to hear me out there's a species called yordles okay

[01:43:17] and it's unique to league trust me bro it's like it's forbidden game does that make sense okay

[01:43:24] what do you mean forbidden game you know that might have been the wrong way to use anyways

[01:43:30] are you ready for the coaching yeah buddy buddy well first off tell me about your accolades because

[01:43:36] yesterday i got coached by a guy who hit the highest rank in the game on five rolls so are

[01:43:42] Are you better than Tyler or no?

[01:43:44] Well, let me tell you something, Jinxie.

[01:43:47] I am not only a challenger jungler, but I'm also a Diamond 4 ADC and a Diamond 4 top laner.

[01:43:54] Diamond 4 ADC.

[01:43:55] But isn't Diamond like a low rank compared to what you like, what Tyler is?

[01:44:00] But think of it this way.

[01:44:02] It's in a lower rank, yes, but it means that I understand your struggles.

[01:44:06] It's like, let me ask you a question.

[01:44:08] I'm not sure if you got it.

[01:44:10] Bro, what are you gonna do?

[01:44:11] You understand my struggles.

[01:44:13] So time of one is better than you at league, bro.

[01:44:15] Just say it, bro.

[01:44:17] In some ways, in some ways,

[01:44:20] but like if I get my head crumb then it's good.

[01:44:23] And that's why I'm gonna be teaching you today.

[01:44:25] Have you ever played jungle before?

[01:44:27] You.

[01:44:27] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:44:29] You're gonna teach me jungle.

[01:44:31] You're gonna learn how to be a jungler.

[01:44:34] Okay, okay.

[01:44:35] Who do I buy?

[01:44:36] What do I buy?

[01:44:37] Okay.

[01:44:37] It's a horse called Hecarim, H-E-C.

[01:44:41] Yo bro, I hate buddy, buddy. I mean iron by the way. I have an hour of playtime.

[01:44:46] You think it's responsible for me to play jungler?

[01:44:49] Well listen, would you rather be hitting NPCs or hitting enemy champions? What do you think is easier?

[01:44:54] Enemy champions bro. Hecarim.

[01:44:57] Dude, just trust me. If you trust in the process, you're gonna understand everything.

[01:45:02] everything because like okay I saw clip yesterday you talking about junglers right

[01:45:07] where you're talking about how it's like you hate them because they're pussies right

[01:45:10] yes but I also don't mind being the pussy like I don't mind doing that but let

[01:45:15] me ask you a question okay Jin see imagine tomorrow you get like caught

[01:45:20] for whatever and you go to prison would you rather be the guy why would I

[01:45:24] imagine that I don't just stop I would never imagine that bro I don't want to

[01:45:28] go to jail. I don't do anything. Okay, so imagine your best friend. Imagine your best friend is

[01:45:35] going to prison. Would you rather that he's dropping the soap or that other people are

[01:45:40] dropping the soap around him? Think about it. That's a good point. Wow. I would rather

[01:45:47] him not be dropping the soap. Exactly. And that's what it's like playing jungler.

[01:45:53] Being a jungler means that you're the one watching everyone drop the soap around you

[01:45:57] Well, you're just going around and doing everything that needs to be done.

[01:46:01] Does that make sense?

[01:46:02] Oh, my God.

[01:46:04] So instead of feeling pain, I can put that pain on the others.

[01:46:09] Exactly.

[01:46:09] So every time you've ever felt miserable in your life, just know that now you can

[01:46:14] sit there and you can put that onto others.

[01:46:17] Do you see what I'm getting at?

[01:46:18] Yes.

[01:46:18] Okay.

[01:46:19] So can you show me how to play hack room, buddy?

[01:46:22] Okay.

[01:46:23] Do you want me to share a screen or do you want to go in practice?

[01:46:25] No, like I'm gonna share screen and I'm gonna go and practice to it. Okay. All right, let's do it then and

[01:46:31] Then I'll play

[01:46:33] All right, doc has can you see my shit?

[01:46:35] All right. Uh, yep, I can you're good

[01:46:39] training

[01:46:40] Yes, you're gonna go practice. Oh good

[01:46:43] And then now going

[01:46:45] Yo, how many hours a day do you play league by the way?

[01:46:49] Uh, it used to be 16 nowadays. It's only like 10

[01:46:55] What, you still there?

[01:46:59] Yeah, uh, alright.

[01:47:02] Nowadays it's only 10.

[01:47:04] Yo bro, what?

[01:47:05] Is your brain reduced to much at this point?

[01:47:08] 10 hours a day on fucking league!

[01:47:11] I'd rather run into traffic!

[01:47:13] What's wrong with you?

[01:47:15] Listen, you have a jinxie, listen.

[01:47:17] That's only because you haven't understood the good part about league yet.

[01:47:21] Up to now the reason why you hate League is because you're the one that's being made miserable

[01:47:25] But imagine when you can make other people miserable think about it, bro. It's endless possibilities

[01:47:32] Yes, okay, you're right. No, you're fucking right, bro. Let's do this

[01:47:35] Okay, so now click the click the button that you see over there exactly and do the third one what says Russia movement speed

[01:47:43] So you've only played heck room your whole life for 16 hours a day

[01:47:48] Yeah, actually

[01:47:52] So you hit the highest rank in the game, right?

[01:47:56] I haven't been ranked one but I've hit challenger in four regions, so that helps.

[01:48:02] Okay, that's what I like to hear.

[01:48:03] Okay, so you're gonna leap your summoner spells, okay?

[01:48:06] And now just press lock in and you're good. Like now you're ready.

[01:48:10] All right, bro. Okay, heck through. Okay.

[01:48:12] So this guy's a jungler?

[01:48:14] This guy's a jungler. So he goes around, he kills some monsters, and then he kills the champions.

[01:48:18] So the first thing I do is kill monsters, then I kill champs.

[01:48:22] Kind of. The first thing you're going to do is I'm going to tell you how to put your fingers on the keyboard, okay?

[01:48:28] So, how are your fingers right now placed?

[01:48:32] W A S D?

[01:48:34] Okay, that's wrong.

[01:48:36] Is he a horse?

[01:48:39] What the fuck?

[01:48:42] Dude, but how fucking sick is that? He lay us four legs!

[01:48:47] You play a horse character, bro. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me do this

[01:48:55] Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go in the shop

[01:48:58] Okay, so when you're a jungler you're always gonna want to sit down fight the blue thing you see the blue thing in the middle

[01:49:06] There you go. You buy it

[01:49:08] That's step one. You see you're already learning how to win the game

[01:49:13] dust Walker

[01:49:15] hatchling okay yep what does that do so what it does is there are three different

[01:49:21] jungle things you can get right there's red green and blue don't care about their names

[01:49:25] the blue one makes you go faster the green one makes you have a shield and the red one does

[01:49:31] a little bit of damage okay but the thing about heckerman the reason why it's so cool

[01:49:37] is because the faster you go the more damage you get so you literally just run over people

[01:49:42] like you're an 18-wheeler or that sounds brain rod I like it

[01:49:49] dude like imagine you can just sit there fucking like jumping in one versus

[01:49:53] five and killing everybody you know what I mean like that's why I was saying we

[01:49:57] gotta get you off the ADC like you need to learn how to actually play the

[01:50:01] game yes yes yes all right so this is what you're gonna do okay you're gonna

[01:50:07] walk on the top side all right so do you see where that little like shining

[01:50:11] Diamond is on your map. Yep. Okay, so you're gonna walk to that cuz your camps spawn every game

[01:50:17] So what you're gonna do is you're gonna want to actually kill your cats, okay?

[01:50:21] So no you're not gonna spawn this you're not gonna kill this

[01:50:23] You're gonna kill the big the big thing and the other thing like go go north north

[01:50:29] There you go a bit more up a bit more up. Okay. You're almost there. Okay. Go a little left a little left

[01:50:41] WHAT? NO! JESUS! YOU'RE NOT A LATER!

[01:50:45] Okay, left, left!

[01:50:47] Okay, nice, nice. Okay, so you see that little entrance?

[01:50:49] Yeah. Perfect.

[01:50:50] Alright, alright. Yo, alright.

[01:50:52] I'm gonna need you to unfluster yourself, bro.

[01:50:56] Because I'm not doing that shit.

[01:50:57] Listen to me, bro.

[01:50:58] I have an hour in this game, okay?

[01:51:01] I'm not gonna be barked at like I'm some fucking child, okay?

[01:51:05] Alright, my bad. If my bad, I'm gonna assess it.

[01:51:07] Damn it, bro! God damn it!

[01:51:09] Okay.

[01:51:09] So what we're gonna do here is you're gonna walk down cuz like okay

[01:51:17] So I'm gonna teach you something if you click on the mini-map you can actually go where you click on the mini-map

[01:51:22] Okay, so if you click on top of like for example try it so click somewhere

[01:51:28] Right click you see how you can actually move there. Yeah

[01:51:32] So what you're gonna do is you're gonna right click on the diamond where you just work

[01:51:35] And now you're gonna start hitting this so just like use your tube what it does is your tube does damage

[01:51:41] Your W is gonna heal you and then your E gives you movement speed, right?

[01:51:45] So you're just gonna sit there gonna use your W and your Q while you're clearing camps, right?

[01:51:50] Which the monsters are called and then after you use your E to like go between them does that make sense?

[01:51:57] Yeah

[01:51:58] Try the autoing or spamming and move them

[01:52:01] So how you always want to play Leak is with Hecarim specifically, your abilities don't

[01:52:07] get cancelled by your auto attacks.

[01:52:09] So you can auto attack and spam click Q and you're good.

[01:52:13] Like my Q button I've had to replace it three times because all I do is press Q.

[01:52:18] So all you do is press Q.

[01:52:20] What's the ultimate?

[01:52:21] What's the point of that?

[01:52:23] Press it.

[01:52:24] You're going to find out.

[01:52:28] So what your ultimate does is it makes it so you go in the middle of people and then you

[01:52:33] actually see see them.

[01:52:34] So it means that you make it so they can't move.

[01:52:36] So what you do is you run in max speed, you make it so they can't move and then you just

[01:52:41] kill them while they can't even respond.

[01:52:42] How do I make it so they can't move?

[01:52:44] What do I do?

[01:52:45] You just see the land on the little circle.

[01:52:48] So like when you alt, if you alt on top of someone there's a status effect called

[01:52:52] fear and it makes it so that it happens.

[01:52:54] But this is all like stuff that we'll get into a little later, right?

[01:52:58] Bro, what I need to help is, what the fuck am I doing as a jungler, bro?

[01:53:01] Okay, I don't want to be, I'm about to be an ire, so I can actually lay the wood down today.

[01:53:07] Okay, that's good. So, as a jungler, what you do is you kill the monsters,

[01:53:11] and once the monsters aren't around anymore, you kill the champions.

[01:53:15] So, we're going to try one run through for 30 seconds, and after that, you're ready for ranked, okay?

[01:53:22] Yo, yo, yo.

[01:53:24] All right, so kill the kill the monsters then kill the what the champions exactly so I want you to walk to the

[01:53:31] It's called the grump right? It's the guy with the big old tongue. So you're gonna go down where you killed a monster earlier

[01:53:39] Yep, so that area and

[01:53:41] Also, do you know about walking and unlocking your Camin League or no?

[01:53:45] Yeah, I fucking hate the other thing. I hate that

[01:53:49] Okay, yeah, so you know what we don't even have to worry about it

[01:53:51] I didn't learn how to unlock my Cam until five years in anyways

[01:53:55] There we go perfect. I killed this guy. Yep

[01:53:57] So now you're gonna kill this guy and I want you to look at how big his tongue is

[01:54:02] Like he just starts shooting that shit at you. Why would I look at how big is time?

[01:54:07] Well, dude, I don't know like just for research purpose. Well, are you like are you okay?

[01:54:13] No, the thing

[01:54:15] What the fuck are you saying?

[01:54:17] Dude, it's for research!

[01:54:19] Like, just saying, you know?

[01:54:21] So, now what you can do is

[01:54:23] I want you to press escape for a second

[01:54:25] because there's a setting you're going to toggle here.

[01:54:27] So, do you see where it says

[01:54:29] quick cast all

[01:54:31] on the bottom of your screen?

[01:54:33] Okay, so you're going to toggle that.

[01:54:35] So, what that means is

[01:54:37] now you're going to save it.

[01:54:39] And then you're going to press escape again.

[01:54:41] One more time.

[01:54:43] and you're gonna uncheck where it says quick cast with indicators.

[01:54:47] Okay, so now what's gonna happen is every single time you're gonna use an ability,

[01:54:51] Hecarim is a bit special because it's only a self, it's just instantly gonna use it.

[01:54:55] So press R right now.

[01:54:59] You see how it instantly reacts?

[01:55:01] Yeah, I don't have to do the pat.

[01:55:03] Exactly. So that's why now it's gonna make it a lot easier for you to actually like do all these things.

[01:55:09] Another thing I'm gonna want you to do is press escape one more time.

[01:55:13] You're gonna go where it says interface

[01:55:17] Okay, scroll down a little bit

[01:55:20] Actually, no scroll up it's up my bad

[01:55:24] Okay, so where it says mini-map scale you're gonna put that on 100 all the way

[01:55:33] Can you drag it it's not working I'm trying wait the left click isn't working

[01:55:40] No

[01:55:41] No, it's not it's not working. Oh, that's weird. Wait try scrolling up of it

[01:55:50] Nothing's working

[01:56:03] This is the role in a league of legends ride is a multi-billion dollar company and you still have to deal with issues like this

[01:56:09] So you're gonna have to restart your client here. Oh my fucking god

[01:56:14] Like bro

[01:56:17] All right, it's basically gonna work

[01:56:20] Yep exit. Yeah, let's hope so. Okay. You're good now

[01:56:24] All right, nice. So now go up mini-map skip

[01:56:34] Yes, yes, mini-map skill 100. Yeah, so put that all the way up to 100

[01:56:39] Alright, yeah, you see now you can see everything going on, you're a good coach, I'm telling you, listen, like we're going to cover all the basics for you.

[01:56:49] So then what we're also going to do is press escape one more time. There's one last setting that we're going to do.

[01:56:54] So where you see where it says HUB scale the first thing put that down to about 50.

[01:56:59] So now what that's going to do is it's going to make it so you can see more of your actual screen and it's not taken up by the interface.

[01:57:06] got it right so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna try one time where

[01:57:11] you're gonna go in you're gonna kill all six monsters in your jungle so I want

[01:57:15] you to walk no not this okay okay nice dude like they know who the fuck is boss

[01:57:26] now like that I'm already half way and let me see yeah you don't have this

[01:57:31] Yeah

[01:57:34] Wait, what is he do?

[01:57:36] So you're e it's a speed up that gives you one empowered auto attack that knocks people back

[01:57:41] So what you want to do is you always just want to use your e for the movement

[01:57:45] And then you like knock into people imagine like your bowling ball

[01:57:49] So your e turns you into a bowling ball your w makes it so that you heal a lot from everything that goes on around you

[01:57:55] And your q gives you damage does that make sense? Yes

[01:57:59] Wait, so q gives me damage

[01:58:01] W heals me. E makes me a bowling ball and then R is like the cloned horses.

[01:58:08] Alt is like the fuck shit up button where you press that and you go fucking bananas. Bro, this is like the the prince in clash

[01:58:16] No, no, no, no

[01:58:18] I forget it

[01:58:20] Exactly. Okay. Yeah, so now what we're gonna try one run through of like killing the monsters

[01:58:24] So there's one last concept you're gonna need to understand before you're ready for jungling and iron

[01:58:28] The concept is that there's your jungle and there's the enemy jungle. You're new at the game

[01:58:34] So we're gonna pretend like that top half of the map when you split it through the river doesn't exist, okay?

[01:58:41] Okay, so the red doesn't exist

[01:58:44] Exactly, so you're just focused on killing these monsters

[01:58:48] So you're gonna kill the red buff over here, and then you're just gonna walk over and you're gonna kill the little balls

[01:58:55] So you see on your mini map those little like orange things

[01:58:57] In those little like nooks on your team on time out on your map

[01:59:04] Hold on bro team Shane. What's up?

[01:59:07] Like you're gonna be honest don't say you're going 87 miles an hour, bro

[01:59:12] Okay, I got an hour into the game. What orange what?

[01:59:17] Okay

[01:59:18] Do you mind if I go and practice so for like one minute just to share some things this yeah that so those those

[01:59:24] their jungle monsters so that's like all the monsters okay so when you kill

[01:59:29] those monsters they respawn later okay so your focus is to kill the monsters and

[01:59:36] when there are no monsters left to kill on your side of the map then you go around

[01:59:41] and kill people. Then I kill people. And how would I know when all the

[01:59:47] shit's gone? Yeah so there's only six like that's that's a bit about jungle

[01:59:52] There's only six once those six are gone you kill whatever you want until afterwards they respawn again

[02:00:00] That makes sense. So you kill six, okay

[02:00:03] So if you want me to like show you a little bit of basics or do you want to say fucking it just drop it to rise?

[02:00:09] No, no, show me basic. Show me basic. So I watch you. I watch you

[02:00:13] Yeah, so I'll share my screen and I'll go into practice. Well, just like a show you a little bit of

[02:00:17] Not that should I ever kill this guy or no?

[02:00:19] Yeah, that's one of the best ones to kill because when you kill him, you get something called the buff, which makes your character stronger for the next 1 minute 30.

[02:00:29] Oh, cool.

[02:00:31] Yep. So that only happens for like two different things, okay?

[02:00:39] So here it is. I'll share my screen now. You ready?

[02:00:42] Yeah, bro. I like Dante's what I want you to do is just like kind of show me what I should be doing in a match sort of thing

[02:00:48] Okay, okay. Yeah, so like as if I was playing an iron game, right?

[02:00:52] Yes, cuz I'm gonna be in the depths of iron today, bro. I'm excited. I'm a jungler, baby

[02:00:57] Dude, you're not just a jungler. So this is something that we're gonna have to get okay

[02:01:02] You're not a jungler. You're the best fucking goddamn jungler that irons ever seemed you understand me. Yes, okay

[02:01:08] Okay, I like your energy. Okay. Yes. I'm the best goddamn jungler that irons ever fucking see

[02:01:13] You're gonna fuck shit up today. I'm the faker of iron, bro. I'm the faker of fucking iron

[02:01:19] Let's do this. No, no, no, no, Jinxie. You're not the faker of iron

[02:01:22] Faker is the Jinxie of the pro scene. Do you understand the difference? Oh my god? Yes

[02:01:28] Yes

[02:01:34] Let's go let's go

[02:01:38] I

[02:01:41] Okay, so show me what I should be doing bro. So there's this mini map toggle that you can actually do

[02:01:46] I forgot to tell you about it, but it actually enables mini map timers to show you exactly when your jungle monsters are spawning, okay? Oh

[02:01:55] My god, that's fucking broken show me how to do that after yeah

[02:01:58] Yeah, so what you want to do is when you spawn you want to clear one two three four

[02:02:05] four five six and you see how we're going downwards in like a straight line

[02:02:11] Yeah, you're not scattered. You're just going smooth exactly

[02:02:15] Yeah, it's it's like a very streamlined experience

[02:02:18] So you just go you start hitting the monsters and then as the monsters are dying this you're not gonna have to worry about it

[02:02:26] But it's just so you can understand the depth of the role, right?

[02:02:28] You're gonna look at different lanes. You can see like where you can impact and all that stuff

[02:02:33] But for you right now your focus is fucking up these big rock fucks. Does that make sense? Yep

[02:02:39] So like over here, you see it's just like you're sitting there using your cue and I want you to look at how I'm always clicking right so

[02:02:49] Something that I think is gonna help you a lot is when you're playing leak view your two hands as two completely separate entities

[02:02:56] Right, so you're always gonna want to be clicking

[02:02:59] But then you're also gonna want to use abilities like it's not like you're doing one or the other okay

[02:03:05] You're always clicking you're always

[02:03:08] Exactly. Yeah, so you're just always like moving around. It's just so that you can get used to the idea of you actually like doing stuff, right?

[02:03:16] Okay, I got you. Okay

[02:03:18] And now there's one other thing that I'm gonna teach you before you're ready for ranks, okay?

[02:03:23] I'm gonna fuck these irons in the ass, bro

[02:03:25] Dude, you're gonna sit there, you're gonna make them call you daddy in all chat.

[02:03:29] Yes, bro.

[02:03:30] Yes!

[02:03:31] Yes, bro!

[02:03:32] Iron time!

[02:03:33] Wait, wait!

[02:03:34] Jynxie, we're gonna need you to chill for a second, because there's one last big thing.

[02:03:41] Are you ready?

[02:03:42] Yes.

[02:03:43] Okay, so this over here is a summoner spell.

[02:03:46] Did you learn about summoner spells yesterday?

[02:03:47] Yes, a little bit, a little bit.

[02:03:49] Okay, so junglers get a summoner spell that allows them to unlock the righteous

[02:03:54] just fury of God. So what it does is it makes it so that if I press D on top of a monster,

[02:04:02] it does 600 damage instantly. What? Yup. Does that only work on monsters or people? Monsters

[02:04:11] or people? So it only works on monsters, but then later it works on people, but it only

[02:04:17] does like 50 damage. Okay? And then after you're done, so there's last thing, okay?

[02:04:23] When you kill all your monsters, this little guy called the Scuttle Crab spawns.

[02:04:28] And it's important that you're willing to lose the game to kill the Scuttle Crab.

[02:04:32] Because this is like, if you kill this Scuttle Crab, you are the better jungler.

[02:04:37] But if you don't kill the Scuttle Crab, then the other person's better.

[02:04:40] So even if it requires you losing the game, you need to kill this motherfucker.

[02:04:44] Does that make sense?

[02:04:45] Yeah.

[02:04:46] Why is that so important though?

[02:04:49] Because?

[02:04:50] Because that's more important than winning or losing?

[02:04:53] Yes, because it's an ego thing because if you kill the scuttle crab and the enemy jungler doesn't you found

[02:05:00] Seven monsters he found six, so she's your little bitch. Does that make sense? Oh my god?

[02:05:06] I'm picking up what you're putting down. I'm picking up what you're putting down. Hey farm mugged bro

[02:05:12] Exactly. Yeah fucking farm mugging the fuck out of that bitch. Okay. Okay. Okay. I like I'm picking up what you put it down

[02:05:19] I'm picking up what you're putting down

[02:05:21] Okay, okay, okay. I like that shit. I like that shit.

[02:05:25] So now are you ready for ranked, Jinxie?

[02:05:29] Uh, you said you're gonna help me with the timers, right? The timers?

[02:05:33] Yep. Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna do one last thing where you're gonna share your screen.

[02:05:37] I want you to do a run through of killing the monsters, but I'll show you the timers and then you're ready, okay?

[02:05:42] Alright. Alright, let's do it.

[02:05:44] So show me the timers real quick?

[02:05:47] Okay so timers it's uh if you okay oh you're going fast holy fuck yeah I can't

[02:05:53] read that fast okay uh where it says enable all minimap timers so you're gonna like just like

[02:05:59] scroll it down with your mouse like don't don't use the middle mouse yeah there okay so you see

[02:06:04] what says enable on minimap timers it's yeah right there so now do it so now when you're gonna kill

[02:06:10] a monster you can press save so now when you're gonna kill a monster like kill this monster

[02:06:16] You're gonna see that there's gonna be a timer. Okay, but I want you to press f on this guy because you need to summon down the fucking righteous Sanger

[02:06:24] You see that shit? Wow

[02:06:27] So how often can I do that don't ask?

[02:06:30] So you can do it up in 90 seconds, but you can get two charges

[02:06:34] So if you wait 180 then it means you can do it twice, but there's like a little bit of a cool that

[02:06:41] Okay, oh

[02:06:43] timer at what time oh so the thing about it is the blue and the red one they

[02:06:50] take longer to spawn than the other ones so they don't actually have a timer

[02:06:54] until there's two minutes left but you see how when you just killed the guy

[02:06:58] with the big tongue oh it spawns instantly yeah okay another important thing

[02:07:04] it's important as well that when you're killing the monsters you're

[02:07:08] always right-clicking the big one, because Hecarim's Q does area of effect damage, so

[02:07:15] what that means is you're gonna want to sit there and you're gonna want to auto attack

[02:07:19] the big one so that you can just kill everything else as fast as possible, okay?

[02:07:25] What do you mean?

[02:07:26] Auto attack.

[02:07:27] Like the big one.

[02:07:28] So auto attack is when you right-click.

[02:07:30] When you right-click that's like when you're like hitting them with your big ass fucking

[02:07:33] whatever weapon that is.

[02:07:35] Yeah, I got you.

[02:07:37] Okay, perfect.

[02:07:38] All right.

[02:07:39] So, Jinxie, I don't know about you,

[02:07:40] but it looks to me like you're ready for ranked.

[02:07:42] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:07:43] I don't understand what you said, though.

[02:07:44] Like, I understand I'm right-clicking, but...

[02:07:46] Skullcrab!

[02:07:47] Yeah! Okay!

[02:07:49] Wait, wait, wait, Jinxie,

[02:07:50] but we'll take care of it later.

[02:07:51] First thing you kill the crab is you.

[02:07:55] Morgue the fuck out of him.

[02:07:55] Use your ult and your smite.

[02:07:57] Use everything.

[02:07:58] You need to show us Skullcrab.

[02:07:58] He's up here!

[02:07:59] Yes!

[02:08:00] No!

[02:08:01] No!

[02:08:02] Okay!

[02:08:03] Now, and we're gonna have to leave it for now.

[02:08:04] Oh my God, he's chasing me!

[02:08:05] Okay.

[02:08:06] So so listen Jin see everybody thinks that in League of Legends you only have five abilities, but it's not true

[02:08:14] You actually have six. Okay, so you have your two your w your e and your alts, right?

[02:08:18] You're q w e are basic abilities and your arse your ultimate, but you already know this right? Yeah

[02:08:24] So what you also have is you have a passive ability so your passive ability if you go right next to your q can you read that?

[02:08:32] Exactly. So, for a headcrim, what it is, is the more movement speed that you have, the

[02:08:40] more damage you get. So, the faster you are, the more powerful you are. And that is always

[02:08:45] there no matter what. So, you see how right now when you use your E and you get faster,

[02:08:50] you end up doing more damage, okay? Got it. Alright. And then, the other thing is

[02:08:56] it's your auto attacks so when you right click I want you to press control C yeah

[02:09:06] so control C there you go so you see how on the bottom press it okay good

[02:09:11] leave it at that so you see how on the bottom left okay hold on okay wait press

[02:09:16] it again okay one more time okay good leave it so when you you see it right

[02:09:23] right now the little like axe?

[02:09:25] What axe? In my hands?

[02:09:28] No, no, no. So the axe right next to your character portrait.

[02:09:31] Like you see all these little numbers?

[02:09:33] You see where it says 6-7?

[02:09:35] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:09:37] Okay. So left and up from 6-7

[02:09:41] it says 141. So that's your attack damage,

[02:09:44] which means that when you auto attack someone,

[02:09:47] so you right click on them, that's how much damage you're doing.

[02:09:50] So all of your abilities, they do different damage,

[02:09:52] Damage but your auto attacks also do damage as well. Does that make sense got it? Okay? Oh, okay?

[02:09:59] Yep

[02:10:00] All right, so now all of these stats right there obviously important

[02:10:05] Okay, but there's stuff that you can worry about when you're bronze like we'll get there

[02:10:10] You know what I mean? Yeah, when I went eat my damage went up 40 bro when I went

[02:10:14] Yep, and now look press D. I want you to press D

[02:10:17] So that's called ghost so it makes it so your character is faster, but when you're faster what happens Jinxie?

[02:10:25] You do more damage you do more damage

[02:10:28] So it means that when you use your Ian use your ghost

[02:10:31] Nobody can run away from you and you can literally kill everyone

[02:10:36] How that is broken? Oh my god

[02:10:40] It's there like imagine if Spider-Man was a serial killer. Do you know what I mean? Yes? Oh my god

[02:10:47] like it's crazy shit so now that you have the basics down right do you feel

[02:10:54] comfortable or do you want to do one more run through or do you even have

[02:10:58] questions well if I asked questions we'd be here all day no bro like I think

[02:11:06] I'm ready to just like play I'm okay all right Jamesy there's one last thing

[02:11:13] that we're going to talk about so it's too much yeah okay but I'm curious is

[02:11:19] this too much information or do you think you're ready to learn a bit more

[02:11:22] because we'll take it at your speed I'm ready to learn more okay so I want you

[02:11:27] to walk to that big motherfucker that you were fighting earlier right there

[02:11:32] yep so right click right there remember you can right click on the

[02:11:36] minimap there you go so this is something called an objective right

[02:11:41] And when you kill this dragon you get a permanent buff for your entire team

[02:11:49] Wow W team player

[02:11:52] Exactly, but the thing about agency is that in League of Legends rule one is your team being the fuck themselves

[02:11:59] So what you really care about is that this gives you a permanent buff and the fact that it helps your team

[02:12:06] It's just a nice little bonus, but you don't care about that. Why?

[02:12:11] because I don't give a fuck about my team because I'm a big player and I hate my

[02:12:15] fucking team okay okay okay look everyone on my team

[02:12:24] exactly and do Jinxie this is why jungling is so beautiful because you can

[02:12:30] just go in your jungle while everyone else is miserable wanting to sit there

[02:12:34] and ff the game and lose and you're just fucking killing bro like you're

[02:12:38] You're killing the chickens, bro!

[02:12:40] Your midlaner's screaming at you,

[02:12:42] your top laner's wishing you death on your farm, Leith,

[02:12:44] and your ADC's crying about how bad his support is,

[02:12:47] and you're farming the fucking chickens!

[02:12:49] Do you see what I mean now?

[02:12:51] Yeah.

[02:12:51] Bro, jungle is the best thing in the game, bro.

[02:12:54] I'm sorry.

[02:12:55] Jungle is the best thing in the game.

[02:12:57] Fuck everyone on my fucking team.

[02:12:59] Yo, bro, another thing.

[02:13:01] What if I'm farming and the other jungler jumps me?

[02:13:03] Should I just fuck him in the ass?

[02:13:06] Alright, so you either fuck him in the ass,

[02:13:07] or you get fucked in the ass. Most of the time if he's gonna do that it's because you're gonna get fucked in the ass.

[02:13:12] But that's something that you don't have to worry about, okay?

[02:13:15] So like, these are all things where it's like, could they happen? Yes?

[02:13:19] But learning how to play around that is so advanced that I want to focus on more of the core concepts first, okay?

[02:13:27] I got you. Okay. So, Jinxie, one more question for you, okay?

[02:13:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up?

[02:13:34] But at least when you're playing lane, when you're playing top lane...

[02:13:36] Do you remember what the cannon minion looks like?

[02:13:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:13:40] Okay, it is very important that you as a jungler, anytime you are in a lane and you see a cannon minion,

[02:13:48] that you kill the cannon minion with your smite.

[02:13:52] It is very important. Do you understand?

[02:13:55] Why should I kill the cannon minion with my smite though?

[02:13:58] Because when you do, you get 70 gold.

[02:14:01] And let me ask you something.

[02:14:02] Would you rather that your teammate get something gold?

[02:14:05] Or you get something gold?

[02:14:06] I don't mean fuck my teammate!

[02:14:08] Exactly!

[02:14:09] Don't fuck your fucking team!

[02:14:11] Okay, alright.

[02:14:13] Dude, this is the type of code I'm talking about.

[02:14:15] Yeah, I fucking hate my teammates.

[02:14:17] Dude, like listen, and that's why eventually we're gonna get to a point JC with you,

[02:14:22] but I'm gonna teach you how to even tell your teammates to go fuck themselves.

[02:14:26] Without getting banned.

[02:14:27] Yeah.

[02:14:28] Without getting banned, like you're gonna be able to do it with pings.

[02:14:31] Like, you just question my ping on them, you tell them fuck off, whatever it is, and we're gonna teach you all the ins and outs of being a jungler.

[02:14:39] Yeah, oh my god, this is awesome, okay.

[02:14:42] Sing, okay?

[02:14:44] Oh my god.

[02:14:45] So, now do you wanna see something that's gonna make you say, what the fuck?

[02:14:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:14:50] I want you to walk to that big purple icon on the mini map right now.

[02:14:56] Okay, so this guy, his name is Baron Nashor.

[02:15:01] Baron Nashor? Okay.

[02:15:03] Yep. And this guy, he's like the final boss of League of Legends.

[02:15:10] When you kill this guy, it's like the game is over.

[02:15:14] So if you're ever able to, this is again, I can't even get to it,

[02:15:19] but this guy's like the final boss, okay?

[02:15:22] So think of it like you're training in your jungle to steal all your laners resources

[02:15:27] and kill the final boss, okay?

[02:15:30] So, you want me as a jungler to steal all of my teammate's resources so I can kill this

[02:15:40] guy and then become a god.

[02:15:42] Exactly!

[02:15:43] And the best thing about it, I'll tell you bro, is that eventually one day you're gonna

[02:15:47] get to a point where your teammates are gonna be insulting you, right?

[02:15:51] But because you stole all their resources, they are actually playing worse than you

[02:15:56] are.

[02:15:57] You playing them you're gonna be legitimized does that make sense? Yes. Yes. Oh my god. Yes

[02:16:18] Oh my god, bro, I actually love your mindset

[02:16:27] Did you slide the fucking bird in the shower?

[02:16:32] So listen, it's gonna sound crazy, but this mindset is gonna turn you into the best League

[02:16:39] of Legends player the world has ever seen.

[02:16:43] Got it.

[02:16:44] Fuck everyone.

[02:16:45] Fuck the world.

[02:16:46] I'm gonna get to fucking bronze by solo solo shit.

[02:16:49] And I don't care how many teammate resources I have to steal along the way.

[02:16:53] How do we laugh and blame? But I'm gonna get there in jungler.

[02:16:57] Okay, I'm Jinxie. Let me ask you one question that's gonna completely change your mentality. Are you ready?

[02:17:03] Yes.

[02:17:04] When you think about Faker, do you think about his team or do you think about the player?

[02:17:10] I can't name a single fucking person on his team besides him, bro.

[02:17:14] And that's exactly why you always play for yourself, bro.

[02:17:17] You see that shit?

[02:17:19] Yup.

[02:17:19] FUCK THE FUCKIN' TEAM!

[02:17:21] FUCK MY TEAM! I'M READY FOR LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!

[02:17:24] ALRIGHT, LET'S GLAGING GAAAAAAN!

[02:17:27] Okay, I'm- I- dude, you actually hyped me up so much. Okay.

[02:17:31] I'm gonna go pee, I might jerk off really quick, and then I'm gonna go right into the game.

[02:17:35] Let's do this shit, bro.

[02:17:36] Let's fucking go!

[02:17:37] Here we go! First ever ending! Yes! Yes!

[02:17:39] Jinzy, wait, wait. It's very important.

[02:17:41] Before you start playing League, make sure that you save all your semen for the end of the day.

[02:17:47] Because the more semen that you have in your balls the better chances you have of smiting your laner's cannon

[02:17:53] So you can only do it at the end of the night, okay?

[02:17:57] Okay, you think okay. Yeah, I'll jerk off after you play the never before

[02:18:02] Exactly because it's about semen retention bro like you need to be setting that with your testosterone

[02:18:08] coursing through your body you cannot afford to waste any of it before it starts

[02:18:13] Okay. Wow. Okay. Okay. All right. 100%. I got you, bro. Wow. All right. Um, I think I'm ready to go bro

[02:18:20] I'm gonna go pee and then I'm gonna go cue my first ever iron game

[02:18:24] All right, let's see it. Let's do this shit. Wow. Let's do this shit

[02:18:29] All right guys, I'm gonna be honest I

[02:18:33] Genuinely think Jinx he's gonna become one of the greatest league players

[02:18:36] The fact that he was so receptive to like the fuck your team mentality

[02:18:41] No, but this guy's going places. I can already tell

[02:18:46] Like I'm telling you guys

[02:18:48] Get him to do the full clear on practice tool. Listen, listen

[02:18:52] Sometimes you need to be willing to just get in the business

[02:18:56] You know what I mean? Like you can't sit there and practice tool all day

[02:19:00] Like Jinx he's not gonna know how to mug this scuttle crab until he gets mugged on scuttle crab

[02:19:06] And then he's gonna say never again and if it takes him making his entire team lose their lane to get that scuttle

[02:19:13] Then it's gonna fucking happen

[02:19:19] They will snipe you oh

[02:19:22] Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm gonna have to tell him to hide Q but the good thing is that in the iron

[02:19:27] I don't think it's gonna be that much of a problem, but yeah, we'll see

[02:19:30] All right. No WASD. I don't want them to learn WASD either because I feel like it's limiting.

[02:19:40] Like if you're playing League for the first time, I think learning QWER and just really

[02:19:45] figuring out how to place your fingers on the keyboard is more important.

[02:19:47] All right. But yeah, guys, on a scale of 1 to 10, how confident are you guys in

[02:19:57] Jinxie's performance first game. I want to see it.

[02:20:01] Yo, guys.

[02:20:03] I'm here. I'm here. What's up?

[02:20:04] Are you fucking ready for this absolute God tier masterclass

[02:20:09] jungler performance?

[02:20:11] Okay, so Jinxie, the question is, it's not am I ready? It's,

[02:20:15] are you ready?

[02:20:18] When I came out of my dad's balls 24 years ago, well, 24

[02:20:22] years and nine months ago, there was millions of other

[02:20:26] perms in that sperm race and I won. So my entire life I've been a fucking winner. I don't know losing.

[02:20:33] So I'm going to step foot in this lobby and I'm going to fucking run shit, all right?

[02:20:37] Okay, so Jengzee, hold on. Before you queue up, if you're always a winner, then I want to hear

[02:20:43] your fucking battle cry. Do you understand? I want you to sit there and I want you to reach

[02:20:50] deep into your soul, and I want you to fucking waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaout!

[02:20:57] I'M A FUCKING WINNER!

[02:21:00] YOU!

[02:21:01] I'M- I'M STANDING OUT OF MY HEART!

[02:21:04] I'M A FUCKING WINNER!

[02:21:07] And fuck my team!

[02:21:09] Of loser, tri-mavy bitches!

[02:21:12] They've been ironed for weeks!

[02:21:14] I just got the game!

[02:21:16] You know what I'll fucking take it so that war cry every single time you're gonna go into

[02:21:28] a team fight I'm gonna want to hear that rip out of your throat like you're a demon crawling

[02:21:34] out of hell.

[02:21:35] Do you understand?

[02:21:36] Yes sir yes sir yes sir hold on one second I need to get this so every time I get a

[02:21:42] kill i just fucking listen we're gonna sit you and we're gonna use

[02:21:47] psychology are junglers supposed to top frag or mid

[02:21:52] uh well listen whoever's top fragging is whoever you're playing

[02:21:56] you should be the best player on your team remember that okay

[02:22:00] okay so now listen listen up listen up listen up

[02:22:04] but we're gonna need you to do share is we're gonna need to chew up and i

[02:22:08] I need to get in the mentality.

[02:22:09] So, Jamesy, how we're gonna motivate you

[02:22:12] to become the best player is game one,

[02:22:14] we're gonna do a little challenge, okay?

[02:22:16] Okay.

[02:22:17] So every time you're gonna get a kill,

[02:22:20] you're gonna say, yes, let's go,

[02:22:22] and you're gonna give us a war cry.

[02:22:24] Every time you die, though, as punishment,

[02:22:26] you're gonna do no breathing for 30 seconds.

[02:22:31] We're all about doing the second part, bro.

[02:22:33] What the fuck's wrong with your head?

[02:22:35] Can I start with, or what?

[02:22:37] Okay, we can start it. We can start it.

[02:22:39] Okay, that's fine.

[02:22:40] Yo, bro, I think you have more Tism than Tyler, bro.

[02:22:43] Hold up, one second.

[02:22:44] My shirt's backwards, bro.

[02:22:49] Yeah, no, because the way that I actually trained myself

[02:22:51] to become better is that when I was 16

[02:22:54] and I was playing this game for $10 a day.

[02:22:56] Yep.

[02:22:57] You know what? I'll do it.

[02:22:59] I'll go to the challenge.

[02:23:00] Every time I die, I can't breathe for 30 seconds.

[02:23:04] Yes.

[02:23:05] So what if it's never that?

[02:23:07] Then you're allowed breathing.

[02:23:10] Let's do this, bro.

[02:23:11] OK, so Jeng-C, it's important that right now you

[02:23:15] have two monitors, right?

[02:23:17] Yeah.

[02:23:18] So what you're going to have to do is select your roles

[02:23:20] jungle and then mid lane.

[02:23:23] Exactly.

[02:23:23] Fine match.

[02:23:24] Now drag your thing off screen so that you don't get

[02:23:27] stream sniped.

[02:23:31] All right.

[02:23:32] And now, what I'm gonna wanna do is exit your queue,

[02:23:35] and then queue up again randomly whenever you want,

[02:23:38] sometime soon.

[02:23:39] Because the thing that you're gonna learn about League

[02:23:41] is that every time you lose,

[02:23:44] it's gonna be because you got stream sniped.

[02:23:47] Do you understand?

[02:23:48] Never because of my mistakes or my gameplay,

[02:23:50] just because of stream sniping.

[02:23:52] Exactly.

[02:23:53] So when you win, it's because the other players are shit

[02:23:56] and you're better.

[02:23:57] When you lose, it's because you got stream sniped

[02:24:00] And your team sucked dick.

[02:24:02] OK.

[02:24:03] And I should mute the game as well, right?

[02:24:05] Dante?

[02:24:05] Yeah, mute your audio.

[02:24:06] Mute the audio for the game so they can't even tell.

[02:24:10] All right, I'm just going to mute you for a second,

[02:24:13] but I'll be able to hear you go like chat won't.

[02:24:14] But you said just randomly to you, right?

[02:24:16] Randomly?

[02:24:30] Yep.

[02:24:38] Yep. Oh my God.

[02:24:52] Okay, so hide my name from everyone, anything else or no just check mark. Okay.

[02:25:00] Okay, I got you, bro.

[02:25:10] Alright, man.

[02:25:12] So bro, basically, in this game of League here, I'm going to determine whether we win or lose.

[02:25:21] I'm not going to blame my team because that's what fucking cowards do.

[02:25:24] I am going to be known as the Faker of Iron.

[02:25:28] I'm taking that title from Kadeem.

[02:25:31] Dude, listen.

[02:25:33] If you want, I can actually give Kadeem your Giscord later so you guys can set it up.

[02:25:37] But I'm telling you, we could train you to a point where maybe you could even win against Kadeem.

[02:25:43] Oh, I'm gonna win. I'm gonna win, bro.

[02:25:46] By the way, I'm in the game, bro.

[02:25:48] Okay, good. So now you're gonna want to hop her hecarim, okay?

[02:25:51] So, first off, you're gonna ban.

[02:25:53] Just ban whatever you think looks bullshit to play against.

[02:25:56] Like you don't even have to worry about what it is if it looks bullshit bannet

[02:26:03] I know that there's a little shit to deal with probably

[02:26:08] All right nice, okay, so now you're gonna press a little up arrow and you're gonna hover headcrim

[02:26:14] Okay, so not that one the one in the middle there you go. Oh

[02:26:19] You're gonna have to wait a second

[02:26:21] Yes

[02:26:22] Yes

[02:26:24] Wait, what did I miss? What happened?

[02:26:27] They didn't vanachrum.

[02:26:28] Yes!

[02:26:29] Me too.

[02:26:30] Nice!

[02:26:31] Listen, Jynxy, we're going to have to get up the energy right now.

[02:26:36] Are you feeling a little bit lower energy now that things are settled?

[02:26:39] No, I'm ready to go.

[02:26:40] I'm ready to go.

[02:26:41] I'm ready to go.

[02:26:42] This is my first ever Iron game ever and I'm playing jungler.

[02:26:46] I will control whether we win or lose.

[02:26:49] Me!

[02:26:50] By the way, do you like my clan tag Jinxie MVP?

[02:26:55] Bro, you know why your clan tag is MVP? Do you want to know the reason why? Most valuable player on the team.

[02:27:02] I was trying to think of a funny like pun, but I couldn't think of any, so you know, we'll just go with that.

[02:27:07] Okay, jungler lock in Jinxie scottle crab lookup.

[02:27:11] Let's lock it in. All right, so now quick you're gonna have to buy a skin quick time event.

[02:27:16] All right, so you're gonna scroll more more more the green one exactly down.

[02:27:20] Perfect. So now press a little unlock button.

[02:27:24] Alright fast, go! Perfect.

[02:27:26] Okay so now make sure you have the right runes. Press a little thing on the left side.

[02:27:30] Yep. And now do the first one. First one, first one.

[02:27:33] Perfect! You see that shit bro? You just aced the two quick time events.

[02:27:38] Were you able to do that before?

[02:27:42] Bro, probably, yeah probably. Bro, listen.

[02:27:45] Don't act I'm gonna need you to really help me with the beginning of the game

[02:27:50] because in league first thing I learned is the first two minutes dictates the

[02:27:54] next 30 all right yep that's true so let's go lock in so what am I doing

[02:28:01] jingsy jingsy jingsy there's a bit of a problem bro what everyone in this game

[02:28:06] is an iron that sounds like a fucking solution I'm going to fuck them in

[02:28:14] the ass I don't care I don't care if they're wrongs I run this game you fucking

[02:28:21] buy the blue one perfect purchase cited that's what we want to see so now you're

[02:28:28] gonna run to do you remember the big blue rock guy you remember where he is

[02:28:32] right click it okay just got wait 15 seconds and I'll go alright so now press

[02:28:38] white to relock your camera you can unlock and we walk with white you see

[02:28:43] the button why why am I getting cues why am I getting because you probably got

[02:28:48] stream side by the pipe your price you can see but it's okay because he's on

[02:28:52] your team so it doesn't matter okay so now you're gonna wait until this font

[02:28:59] then you're gonna kill him right you're gonna level up your W and then

[02:29:04] afterwards we'll take it from there okay like I'll coach you as the game goes

[02:29:08] on, but I'm not gonna give you too much info, okay? You'll always start here though. Yes,

[02:29:13] always start there. You're always gonna want to start on, you know what? For you right now,

[02:29:18] we'll say yes, always start on the big cool guy. Good. So now if you want advanced jungling

[02:29:27] mechanics, which won't worry about too much yet, it said you want to walk towards your

[02:29:31] next monster while you're clearing this one. So you're gonna walk towards the next one now.

[02:29:36] Okay. Perfect. Keep walking, keep walking. Up, up, up. The tongue guy. There we go. Already

[02:29:43] wasting time. There we go. Not bad. Okay. Nice. Now use your W. Don't forget. You have

[02:29:47] bunch of abilities. So, as heckra, whenever you're clearing camps, you don't want to

[02:29:52] use your E. You don't want to use your R. Okay? So, you're going to want to just

[02:29:58] use fire clearing camps. You're Q and you're W. Does that make sense?

[02:30:03] Now where?

[02:30:05] Alright, so now you go to the wolves.

[02:30:08] Where are those, bro?

[02:30:09] Okay, so down, down, down, down. The third one.

[02:30:12] Alright, so here, down a little more.

[02:30:15] Right there, right there, right there, right there. Go, go in.

[02:30:17] Yep.

[02:30:18] Red wasting time.

[02:30:19] Don't test.

[02:30:20] It's okay, it's okay. Listen, don't forget Jace, it's your first game, bro.

[02:30:23] If you're wasting a little bit of time, it's fine. You're good, bro.

[02:30:26] Oh, shit.

[02:30:27] Okay.

[02:30:28] Your bobbling is falling apart, so we're gonna need you to sit there and come

[02:30:32] Come in clutch you're fucking captain captain America this game though

[02:30:36] So you're gonna kill the boss and they're gonna walk towards your next cap on the other side so go

[02:30:42] ease

[02:30:43] No other way other way

[02:30:45] other way okay nice

[02:30:49] Perfect good where the next diamond is you see on your minimap where the next diamond is you're just always gonna want to

[02:30:56] Click towards the next diamond. Do you see what I mean? Yeah?

[02:30:58] Perfect, exactly. So now remember, right click the big guy. Whenever you're doing these camps, you always want to right click the big guy.

[02:31:09] Got it, got it, got it.

[02:31:11] I'm nervous, I'm nervous.

[02:31:13] Listen, Jinxy, why are you fucking nervous when you're gonna mug the fuck out of them? I want you to erase all your fucking insecurities or fears and just think about how hard you're gonna fuck them in the fucking ass!

[02:31:28] All right! Yeah, that'll be fucking go.

[02:31:32] Okay, so now you killed the big red guy? Perfect.

[02:31:35] And now walk to the last one, the last diamond.

[02:31:40] All right, what about the Scuttle Crab? The Scuttle Crab.

[02:31:42] The Scuttle Crab, he's after you kill all of your other stuff.

[02:31:46] So, before, like, right now you're in the burning processes.

[02:31:50] You're gonna have to get modged on Scuttle Crab until you forcefully learn how to clear Zaster.

[02:31:55] So then you can log the enemy does that make sense? Yeah, all right, so walk in the river

[02:32:00] Let's see if this got a promise up actually maybe we're gonna get a fucking kinder surprise here

[02:32:07] All right, oh

[02:32:09] Wait

[02:32:10] Yep, okay. Fuck it. Jinxy. You're gonna gank bot here actually

[02:32:16] Yep, you're gonna try ganking bot. So I want you to press your e go fast. Oh, she brought this. Okay. Now use your

[02:32:22] No back off. She walked back too far no problem. You back off you got their cooldowns bro

[02:32:29] That was fucking worth. That was good shit. So now press B

[02:32:34] Okay, so normally you don't want to reset on vision because then the enemy team knows what's happening

[02:32:40] So on this Scuttle crab in the future, you don't want to recall on it, but it's okay

[02:32:44] Cuz it's your first time so now press P to open the shop and

[02:32:48] Buy those boots the middle thing

[02:32:52] There you go. So, uh, walk to your ground now, like the big tongue guy.

[02:32:56] Where? Where?

[02:32:58] On the minimap. You remember the first guy that you killed? The second guy? Like the monster.

[02:33:02] Yep. No, so you're walking to the wolves. So you're gonna want to walk to the other one.

[02:33:08] Okay. No, don't do this one yet. Don't do yet. Just walk up further. Okay?

[02:33:14] A bit more, a bit more. Nope, left.

[02:33:18] Right here? Okay. Yep, yep, right there.

[02:33:20] Right there, right? What? Right there, he's there. He's fucking waiting for you.

[02:33:24] You see that shit bro? I can tell who's fucking talking shit about you.

[02:33:27] So now you gotta teach this big fat fuck a lesson.

[02:33:31] There you go. See? I didn't even need to tell you to use your smite.

[02:33:34] That's what I'm talking about, like, you're learning this shit bro, you're like a natural talent at this.

[02:33:40] Or does it? You could have just said the top left diamond.

[02:33:45] Oh, yeah, I could have done that too, but the diamond didn't spawn yet.

[02:33:48] Just jinx you bro listen you gotta focus up bro and it's not about what I could do different

[02:33:53] It's about how you can mark the fuck out of the enemy jungle, okay?

[02:33:56] Yes, bro. What is Tyke doing this guy's pissing me to fuck off gotta hate everyone that plays this fucking game

[02:34:02] So listen, sir. I know you're gonna want to walk towards the third one. Don't be on me in siege, bro. What's up?

[02:34:08] All right, so now you're gonna want to kill the other one

[02:34:10] So listen in the future when you get better at League you can tell this guy go fuck yourself

[02:34:15] you fucking animal but for now what you're gonna do is you're gonna type

[02:34:18] slash and plus enter and type slash mute space all

[02:34:27] there you go oh wait what that doesn't work anymore oh fuck all right um okay

[02:34:34] uh okay come on I'm gonna figure this out so shit okay good Jamesy I'm

[02:34:41] scattered right now okay listen back up just find the rocks let your let your

[02:34:45] teammates die you need to find the rocks right now where are the locks the

[02:34:50] rocks all right do slash deaf in D E a f e n you can try that too there you go

[02:35:04] perfect okay all right so Jin see we're gonna have to walk down and you're

[02:35:09] gonna have to kill the rocks now. Where? Where? Like here? Uh, go down. Ignore this guy. Ignore

[02:35:15] this guy. You're too making go fuck yourself. It doesn't matter. We don't care about what

[02:35:18] happens, sir. So you're gonna walk down?

[02:35:19] Haha.

[02:35:20] Look, you see how she died? Yeah, she should learn how to fucking play better, trick-ass

[02:35:26] hoe. So now you're gonna kill these big rocks, and then you're gonna recall after.

[02:35:32] You see how fun that is so far? Yes. It's like you're milling or stung, and you're

[02:35:35] just fucking killing dude like you're having the fucking time of your life

[02:35:40] I haven't even came close to dying though

[02:35:43] exactly right so now you're gonna walk to the big blue buff because now I'm gonna want to teach

[02:35:49] you the names so that we can do it easier yep over there do you remember the first guy killed

[02:35:53] yep so the names of the guys right the big blue guy is blue buff the big blue rock

[02:36:00] are you sure I'm going there are you sure I'm going no no so you need to go to where the

[02:36:03] first diamond spawn you remember so in there in the rock area because they

[02:36:07] always find the same place so if you always go to the same place they're

[02:36:10] always gonna be in the same place

[02:36:14] okay yeah you know what fuck it we can do this too we can do this too this

[02:36:18] fucking works this works jimsy no I need you to understand not even I saw

[02:36:24] this call you just didn't advance I would say diamond to level jungling on

[02:36:29] I'm your first ever game of jungle. Do you understand what I'm saying?

[02:36:32] Yep.

[02:36:33] The fucking greatest of all time.

[02:36:35] Exactly. That's what I'm saying. The fucking goat.

[02:36:38] Alright, nice. You're level 6 now.

[02:36:43] Alright, so now you can...

[02:36:44] Oh, okay.

[02:36:45] So in the future where you've been wanting to...

[02:36:46] When I level 6, you're the ultimate. Hard to be part of.

[02:36:49] Yeah, no, it's okay. It's alright. We always...

[02:36:51] Like, it's learning, right?

[02:36:52] So in the future though, you want to max your Q,

[02:36:55] then your W, then your E.

[02:36:57] So whenever you can put points in your cube, you put points in that, unless you can put them in your alt, okay?

[02:37:05] So, max my Q, then max my W, should I? Okay.

[02:37:09] Yep, exactly. But I should still get my alt, right?

[02:37:12] Yes, exactly, yep.

[02:37:13] So now you can walk towards the gromp. Tongue guy is gromp.

[02:37:16] Do you remember what the name of the third map was?

[02:37:19] Wolves.

[02:37:21] Wolves, there you go.

[02:37:22] So it's blue, grump, wolves, and then the chickens, right?

[02:37:27] yep yep perfect so now you're just gonna go and you're gonna sit there you're gonna

[02:37:33] bomb this go for your wolves right they're right there right there

[02:37:39] there you go all right that's what i like to see good fucking parking yeah

[02:37:47] oh my god bro you got dude oh my god okay jingxi jingxi jingxi quick time event

[02:37:54] The Scullow Crab just spawned in the topside river.

[02:37:57] If you go directly north right now, you could maybe get it.

[02:38:03] Alright.

[02:38:05] Okay?

[02:38:06] Okay!

[02:38:06] Come here, bitch. Come here.

[02:38:07] Motherfucker, come here.

[02:38:08] Wait, JC. Come here. JC.

[02:38:09] If you get this boat, strungle this.

[02:38:11] If you get this, strungle this. I'm not fucking kidding.

[02:38:15] Oh my god. Wait.

[02:38:17] Wait.

[02:38:19] Wait.

[02:38:20] Wait!

[02:38:21] WAIT!

[02:38:22] WAIT!

[02:38:23] We got a jungle death!

[02:38:25] We got a jungle death!

[02:38:27] We got a jungle death!

[02:38:29] We got a jungle death!

[02:38:31] We got a jungle death!

[02:38:33] First game, baby!

[02:38:35] First game in fucking iron!

[02:38:37] Let's go.

[02:38:39] Alright, perfect.

[02:38:41] So now let's go, let's farm those fucking little chickens, dude.

[02:38:43] Cause, hey, hey listen,

[02:38:45] I heard about you talking about the protein shake earlier.

[02:38:47] We're about to have your fucking protein intake

[02:38:49] with these cocks sucking fucking shit.

[02:38:51] take with these cock-sucking fucking chickens you understand I love it I don't

[02:38:55] know fuck about what my team's doing I don't go back go back there's a red

[02:39:00] month this far like right now you're middle-aged about it by machine go

[02:39:03] fuck yourself what are that bitch yep die slow she'll get a better job

[02:39:07] laughing so laughing you know it's not funny anymore because now the

[02:39:18] of honest in your jungle now she's your problem but listen okay so when you see

[02:39:24] the number goes to 1,000 you're gonna have to press f on top of it you can do

[02:39:29] it I believe me okay it's fine that's fine it doesn't matter but who the

[02:39:32] fucking cares about that anyways all right go down there's one more camp for

[02:39:36] you to spot it's free to farm there we go and then let me ask you a

[02:39:41] question once you finish these crooks what do you think you should do next

[02:39:45] Uh, start fucking murdering people.

[02:39:49] Not yet.

[02:39:50] Before you murder people, you need items, so you're gonna have to recall and spend all

[02:39:56] that gold you've been getting.

[02:39:57] Because right now, dude, you're fucking Mr. Scrooge.

[02:40:00] You're Mr. fucking Moneybags.

[02:40:02] You're gonna sit there and you're gonna buy all the fucking housing, right?

[02:40:07] And then you're gonna rent it out at five times the rate to every single mother

[02:40:10] you can find.

[02:40:11] Does that make sense?

[02:40:12] Yeah.

[02:40:13] Okay.

[02:40:14] Should I buy this? Buy this?

[02:40:16] Yep, yep, so buy it, just first purchase, there we go!

[02:40:18] That's where I like to fucking see!

[02:40:20] Alright, so now walk back to the Gromp.

[02:40:23] It's okay.

[02:40:25] Where's the Gromp, here?

[02:40:27] Yep, exactly.

[02:40:28] Dude, see, it's like we're not even through the first game, and you're already passing.

[02:40:32] Yeah, yeah.

[02:40:33] Yeah, exactly.

[02:40:34] I'm telling you it's over.

[02:40:35] I might be the best jungler in bronze already.

[02:40:38] Listen, we take it first, best jungler in island.

[02:40:42] If that's Jungler and Bronze, it might take another game, but two games in, you could be.

[02:40:47] I like this, bro. I don't really care about anything else. I don't care what my team's doing.

[02:40:52] I don't care if they're dying, I don't care if they're complaining, I don't care if they're dying.

[02:40:55] Okay, an all-champion.

[02:40:56] Jinxy, Jinxy, Jinxy, Jinxy, quick time up end.

[02:40:59] A Scuttle Club just spun in the river again.

[02:41:01] Yup, that shit is mine. That shit is fucking mine.

[02:41:04] Oh my god.

[02:41:05] Jungler death.

[02:41:06] I don't think, I don't think it's getting contested, bro.

[02:41:08] I think you got this shit.

[02:41:12] Come on, come on, come on.

[02:41:15] Nice!

[02:41:16] Okay, so now what you're going to do is you're just going to keep farming your own camps.

[02:41:21] When you get to the advanced level, you can look to actually go to third chicken to the future and steal third gold, right?

[02:41:29] But for now, we're going to keep it at beginner. Does that sound good with you?

[02:41:33] Sir, yes sir.

[02:41:34] Sir, yes sir.

[02:41:36] That's what I like to hear.

[02:41:38] So now we're gonna farm the wolves and let's take it all the way to the rafters now the chickens. They're called the chickens

[02:41:45] There you go good pathing. So you're using the mini map you're already sitting there

[02:41:49] You're like able to run away from the danger, right?

[02:41:52] Like you're starting to get it and you want to see something fucking crazy

[02:41:57] Yeah, yeah, oh fucks is dying, but I don't give a fuck

[02:42:00] Get out of the gun.

[02:42:02] Get out of the gun!

[02:42:04] Exactly!

[02:42:06] So what's crazy is the fact that

[02:42:08] look at your farm count.

[02:42:10] Your CS count top right.

[02:42:12] You have 86 CS at 14 minutes.

[02:42:14] Do you understand how good that is?

[02:42:16] No.

[02:42:18] Sounds good.

[02:42:20] Yeah, well it's fucking good.

[02:42:22] Okay, now Jinxie, you might have to run away here.

[02:42:24] You might have to run away.

[02:42:26] Because don't forget, your team sucks.

[02:42:28] You can die for now. You got to just bounce in the future. We can fight but we need more gold first

[02:42:33] So now you can run towards your blue buff. Do you remember what that is?

[02:42:39] Okay, it's the first thing you kill

[02:42:44] Right up

[02:42:45] It's on the left side. It's on the left side. It's next to the ground. Do you remember the grandpa's right there?

[02:42:51] Exactly so the gromp is the thing that's next to the blue buff and vice versa

[02:42:56] So whenever I say go to the blue buff, it's this thing right here in this area

[02:43:01] You see right here where you're like turning around the corner top left. Okay, so now you're gonna kill it

[02:43:05] There you go. So in the future, this is blue buff, okay?

[02:43:11] All right, so it's good listen because you have a fundamental sound you haven't died a single time

[02:43:17] And you got the boy grubs and two scuttle crabs. You know what that sounds like to me?

[02:43:21] Jungler dip. Ah, fucking go to fucking jungler.

[02:43:25] That's uh, yep, that sounds like a fucking jungler dip. That's why I like to hear it.

[02:43:29] So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna kill the romp, and I'm gonna wanna see you go,

[02:43:34] and you're gonna do something preemptive here.

[02:43:36] Because you see how the skull have it spawning in seven seconds on your map?

[02:43:39] Yep.

[02:43:40] So you're only gonna like pre-fire it. You're like pre-ordering that skull.

[02:43:44] Oh my god, I love where your head's at.

[02:43:45] Yep. So that's the thing. This is the beauty about jungle jing-si.

[02:43:49] It's about making plans off of timers, you see what I mean?

[02:43:54] Like, you know exactly where you're gonna go and where you're gonna be to optimize the amount of gold you get

[02:44:00] so these fucking four cock suckers on your team can witness your greatness.

[02:44:04] Can I kill this? Or is that crazy?

[02:44:06] Fucking do it, bro, I believe in you.

[02:44:09] And you know what if that goes bad?

[02:44:10] It's a learning experience and it's teamdip and you're getting ghosted.

[02:44:14] So, like, let's have a lose, you know what I mean?

[02:44:17] Okay, listen, in the future,

[02:44:19] You don't want to use your ultimate ability on monsters, because it's too powerful and it doesn't do anything, okay?

[02:44:26] Got it. Got it. Yes, sir. I'll never do that again, I'm a piece of shit. I just not breathing for a second.

[02:44:31] You know what? I agree with you. JC, you're not breathing for 30 seconds!

[02:44:35] Okay, well you're not breathing. Go back up, go back up. Because you need to pick up the Eye of the Herald.

[02:44:41] Because that, you can now spawn it, and it's like you're a Necromancer.

[02:44:45] But you can spawn it for your team to knock down a turret.

[02:44:48] So you don't fuck it, let's watch how it works.

[02:44:50] I want you to walk mid lane right now.

[02:44:52] Because now it's about learning, I'm going to show you how it's done.

[02:44:54] I have to greet him, sorry, okay, now what?

[02:44:56] Okay, okay, no, it's fine, just farm the wolves, farm the wolves.

[02:44:59] Because they could be invading your bot side, so let's focus right now on the wolves.

[02:45:04] Got it.

[02:45:05] Alright.

[02:45:06] From high level.

[02:45:08] Holy dumb, they're dead.

[02:45:09] Dude, if I can tell you you're ironed but you're already treating the game like you're bronze.

[02:45:13] Do you understand how I want to say that?

[02:45:15] Yeah.

[02:45:17] Like it's crazy.

[02:45:18] Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna walk top lane.

[02:45:21] Right?

[02:45:22] Because you remember what was the worst thing that would happen to you as a top laner?

[02:45:25] He's getting ganked by a cringy jungler.

[02:45:28] Exactly, so now you're gonna be the one doing the ganking, Jinxy.

[02:45:31] You're gonna be the one making them fucking pay.

[02:45:35] They're running for me. Should I keep going?

[02:45:38] Um, so in the future this is where you would unlock your camera with Y

[02:45:42] to see how much health he has

[02:45:44] but because you're not at that level yet

[02:45:46] you're just gonna walk and see for yourself, okay?

[02:45:48] so what you're gonna do is you're gonna press 4

[02:45:50] no, don't go under the tower

[02:45:52] you're gonna die, press 4

[02:45:54] just press 4, I wanna show you something

[02:45:56] look, look what's about to happen

[02:45:58] look what's about to happen

[02:46:00] alright, now Jamesy get inside of it

[02:46:02] it's time for you to fucking try

[02:46:04] right, take it

[02:46:06] okay, wait, that's fine

[02:46:08] alright, about your renekton die

[02:46:10] Let him die let him die let him die

[02:46:12] Hahahahahahahha

[02:46:14] Yes, let him die!

[02:46:16] Okay, yep, just fucking bounce

[02:46:18] You're dead right now

[02:46:20] Uhhh, yeah, now you can actually

[02:46:22] But if you see the end you walk up then you run away

[02:46:24] There you go

[02:46:26] Alright, perfect, not bad

[02:46:28] Okay, so I think your team might want to fight

[02:46:30] but just let them die

[02:46:32] You need to reset and spend your gold

[02:46:34] So anytime you have more

[02:46:36] than 1,000 gold in your inventory

[02:46:39] I think you're in the toilet, Ben.

[02:46:41] Yep. So you're gonna look for reset.

[02:46:43] But if there's something good on the map,

[02:46:45] like let's say your chicken's off or you can farm,

[02:46:47] then you're gonna do that.

[02:46:49] But as a general rule of thumb, okay?

[02:46:51] A thousand always better.

[02:46:53] Yep, exactly.

[02:46:55] I wish I go down.

[02:46:57] So now you're gonna go bot lane. Go bot lane.

[02:46:59] Your quirky's in trouble, but maybe

[02:47:01] you can prevent the destruction of the second tower.

[02:47:05] Wait? Okay. So now I want you to press

[02:47:07] Ghost and you're just gonna go fucking bananas

[02:47:10] Alright

[02:47:13] Hey, just right click pussy chase her chase her. She's fucking dead. She's dead on my screen. Go chase her

[02:47:21] Okay

[02:47:23] You can maybe ult, you can maybe ult, you can ult, you can ult, NICE, OH MY FUCKING GOD, WHAAAAT?

[02:47:29] Okay Jynxu, if you smite the perfect cannon, okay that's fine, that's good.

[02:47:35] I killed that bitch right?

[02:47:36] Did I kill her?

[02:47:37] Did I kill her?

[02:47:38] You did.

[02:47:39] So because you got a kill but you also died, you're only gonna do 15 seconds of no breathing

[02:47:44] okay?

[02:47:45] Wait but, Jynxu, you have to bro.

[02:47:50] Okay, so now when Pike gets kills, he gives you free gold.

[02:48:01] Think of him like the Rothschilds, okay?

[02:48:04] So what you're going to do is you're going to press 6 and you're just going to get three

[02:48:07] gold in your inventory.

[02:48:10] Thank you Jacob Rothschild.

[02:48:12] Now walk to your grumps.

[02:48:16] Right here.

[02:48:17] I got a kill, but it says I have zero kills.

[02:48:19] Somebody steal it?

[02:48:20] Yeah, so your piece of shit pipe stole it.

[02:48:23] Oh my god, I really hate him so much.

[02:48:25] I wish, I wish nothing but the worst for him in-game.

[02:48:29] See, you already know the in-game method.

[02:48:32] I'm telling you, bro, you're natural at this.

[02:48:36] I'm so hate that I died.

[02:48:38] Did I overextend you think?

[02:48:40] So, Dan, I'm going to be honest with you.

[02:48:42] You did what you could.

[02:48:44] Like, the fact that you got the engage

[02:48:45] and you did everything was good.

[02:48:47] Sometimes as a jungler, you're just gonna have to die for the greater good.

[02:48:50] Why the FUCK are these guys in my jungle?

[02:48:54] Okay, press F, press F so he doesn't steal it.

[02:48:59] Okay, you're good, you're good.

[02:49:01] Okay, so these are once known as griefing pieces of shit.

[02:49:06] You're gonna deal with them a lot in your games, especially because of StreamSnipe.

[02:49:10] But it's okay because it's just about learning how to carry them.

[02:49:14] Got it.

[02:49:15] All right, so now you're gonna walk towards mid, okay?

[02:49:20] All right, no plate here, so you're gonna back off, okay?

[02:49:24] So your renec-tin is walking up, so you know what? Let's walk up too.

[02:49:27] Like, this is called fishing. Right now you're fishing for a tilt.

[02:49:32] Like, you're looking to see what's happening. You're not going to commit.

[02:49:34] But if you see an opportunity, you're gonna go for it. Right? So now, either.

[02:49:39] And then back up, back up. Now you're okay, now you're okay.

[02:49:41] You don't want to go too deep.

[02:49:42] So now, what are you gonna do? You're gonna farm your fucking chicken.

[02:49:45] I'm a piece of shit I should have read!

[02:50:15] My fucking god!

[02:50:19] Jinxie, Jinxie, because you disobeyed the call, that's 35 seconds no breathing. Starting now.

[02:50:32] Enemy killing spree.

[02:50:39] Your turret has been destroyed.

[02:50:43] Is 20 okay?

[02:50:45] You know what we can deal with it for now.

[02:50:47] Alright, so now what you're going to do...

[02:50:49] It's okay, it's okay.

[02:50:52] So in the future as your second item,

[02:50:54] you're going to want to build that Black Cleaver.

[02:50:56] You see right there?

[02:50:57] Yeah.

[02:50:58] So we refer to this item as the BBC.

[02:51:01] It's the big Black Cleaver. Does that make sense?

[02:51:03] Yes.

[02:51:04] Okay.

[02:51:05] Alright.

[02:51:06] So now you're going to walk towards the Red Buff.

[02:51:08] Do you remember where the Red Buff is?

[02:51:12] Okay.

[02:51:13] No, that that's the Baron Nashor, but you know what fuck it go there too. You know what to fuck it

[02:51:17] Let's have an adventure if our team are pieces of shit, then we're gonna sit them

[02:51:21] We're gonna learn more about the game. So let's see if something's going on here

[02:51:26] All right, there's a doctor Mundo. That's fucking fine inside you're gonna want to run away from him

[02:51:33] All right, not bad so walk towards your chickens and just kill all your monsters because the problem with it right now

[02:51:39] Is that your team are what?

[02:51:41] What?

[02:51:42] They're literally worthless pieces of garbage who lost all their money.

[02:51:47] Exactly!

[02:51:48] So why would we try to fight with them?

[02:51:51] That sounds like a bad idea to me.

[02:51:53] So what we're gonna do instead is we're gonna farm our little jungle camps and get gold.

[02:51:57] But now you're gonna have to run.

[02:51:58] Okay, we're gonna have to run.

[02:51:59] E and then R-Wave.

[02:52:00] Oh no.

[02:52:01] Uh, I just got Riley reading what happened there.

[02:52:06] Where's my team?

[02:52:07] It's 24-9.

[02:52:08] It's 24 to 9.

[02:52:10] Hey look, if we fought it we could get an iron maybe.

[02:52:13] So, don't test this. Be honest.

[02:52:17] Like, okay. Was I the reason we lost? Like what happened?

[02:52:21] This guy's 1 and 7? Hang it up. Hang it the fuck up.

[02:52:24] Okay, if I'm being completely honest, you're two suck balls this game.

[02:52:28] You could have done a few optimizations better, but the thing about League in general is that it's like,

[02:52:33] one decision can snowball into 10 decisions.

[02:52:37] Do you know what the butterfly effect is?

[02:52:39] Yeah, like if you move a piece of clothes, like a week later some lady's gonna get hit by a car, or vice versa, or you save her life.

[02:52:47] Exactly. So it's like that in League. So maybe if you would have killed that red buff one second sooner, none of this would have happened, you know?

[02:52:57] And that's why the beauty about League as a jungler is that you can always gas like yourself into being the problem so you can always improve. Does that make sense?

[02:53:10] Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, my consign's gonna want me for this, dude. He's a fucking broken champion.

[02:53:18] Jaycee, we're gonna have to run. We're gonna have to run, bro. How much health does that fucker have?

[02:53:24] Holy shit, Gragas died!

[02:53:26] He goes up to about 20,000.

[02:53:30] What?!

[02:53:31] Yeah, with this healing-

[02:53:32] 20,000!

[02:53:34] He had 20,000, dude. With this healing and everything, it's very, very, very disgusting.

[02:53:42] What should we do?

[02:53:44] So, I'm gonna...

[02:53:46] Yeah, so, at this point, dude, I'm gonna be honest, you were the one that jumped the soak, this is...

[02:53:51] I dropped the soap, but my teammates are 1 and 8.

[02:53:56] How do I type in chat?

[02:53:58] Okay, so what you're going to do is you're going to type slash undefeated.

[02:54:02] Okay, you're going to have to deal with no cap stuff.

[02:54:09] Okay, wait, it turns out I was wrong.

[02:54:16] So try typing slash death in again.

[02:54:23] Okay? Perfect.

[02:54:24] So now type, damn, didn't realize this was Lyren.

[02:54:29] I thought it was bronze.

[02:54:32] And before you press enter, don't press enter, okay?

[02:54:47] You're going to press tab one time, okay?

[02:54:51] Oh, so it looks like your chat is actually disabled.

[02:54:55] So you're going to have to go to your interface to enable it, but now I just taught you

[02:54:59] the super secret like formula which is that you can blame people without getting punished

[02:55:04] if you say it to yourself. So scroll down. Alright, so it says change chat visibility.

[02:55:09] You see? It says premade only party. Like scroll up a little bit. Up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[02:55:16] So now you're going to do everyone. Okay, save and then just walk. Perfect. So now you're

[02:55:22] gonna press enter and up arrow key. Oh, didn't all work. Okay, so we're gonna have

[02:55:30] to retype the message, so you'll do it later. If you die again, then you're gonna

[02:55:34] use that as a timer to flame your team. So as a league player, when you're in the

[02:55:40] game and you're alive, you want to look for things you can do on the map to

[02:55:44] make your chance of winning. When you're dead, you want to look for ways

[02:55:48] They say you can play with your team until you respawn. Does that make sense?

[02:55:52] Oh my god, you're so smart. That's really interesting.

[02:55:55] Okay, so like, obviously you're getting stream sniped, right?

[02:55:59] So, do you want to disable chat so they at least don't get any attention?

[02:56:03] Nah, I don't mean I'm gonna kill this dude.

[02:56:06] Alright, perfect. Let's do it then.

[02:56:08] So, press the E and then ghost and run at him.

[02:56:12] Okay, there you go. Alright, run at him.

[02:56:14] We can't see. We're gonna do it bro.

[02:56:16] Okay, wait, I'll take the wall! Just press it off with the wall. Maybe you're gonna point it.

[02:56:23] I'll go without spokes, easy.

[02:56:26] Bro, you're playing against Houdini.

[02:56:27] Bro, just fucking disappeared.

[02:56:29] Bro, Jin can do that?

[02:56:32] Yeah, it's like...

[02:56:33] I mean, I think it's just because he got over in time, but...

[02:56:37] Listen, unfortunately, the first game was a loss, but I think you're on the right path.

[02:56:45] Bro, it's 31 to 12, I mean...

[02:56:48] And you can solo queue!

[02:56:49] But think about it this way, James, see?

[02:56:51] If you weren't you, maybe it would be 32 to 5.

[02:56:55] You're 100% right? Again, bro.

[02:56:57] You're always right, yep.

[02:57:01] Okay, so do you want to do one more game if you think you're going to take it into the solo queue?

[02:57:08] I can't enter.

[02:57:09] Um, let me think.

[02:57:11] Chat, should we do one more? One more?

[02:57:14] one more game I'm gonna be honest we're making a lot of progress is that the

[02:57:25] lowest rank in the game really holy shit okay okay wait so that was a bronze

[02:57:40] but now this will be okay jingsy listen we're not gonna focus on that right now

[02:57:50] like you're new to the game bro okay listen enough of this because right now

[02:57:56] you're getting in your head we don't need this I'm gonna want you to sit there

[02:58:00] and you're gonna have to give yourself positive affirmations so I'm gonna I'm

[02:58:04] gonna ascribe it to you I want you to give yourself five positive affirmations

[02:58:08] right now I got the frog twice my teammates lost all their lanes I far mod the opposing

[02:58:19] jungler multiple times and I only wasn't able to kill anyone because my teammates allow them

[02:58:25] to be over leveled and my teammates are pieces of shit that's what I like to fucking hear

[02:58:31] God

[02:58:33] Okay, now you're learning how to become a better player and a better person. That's perfect, dude

[02:58:40] All right, baby game to this is in the iron baby. This is my first iron game right because that was bronze

[02:58:48] Well, the thing is that you're probably gonna play another bronze lobby

[02:58:53] Because I'm at the tip top of iron is that why yeah

[02:58:56] It's like right now dude, you're in Mount Everest and you're overlooking the hill of all the other

[02:59:02] Ivan plebeians that have been playing this game for years and you're just magging the shit out of them with one game played

[02:59:10] Yo, I'm betting Frankenstein that guy's a cringe lord

[02:59:17] I got 20,000 health that guy out of my face

[02:59:21] Okay

[02:59:22] Yo, what's what?

[02:59:24] Okay warwick cintra, okay, okay, okay? Oh

[02:59:29] No

[02:59:32] Okay, I just broke a glass. I'm good though. What is the bomb? Okay?

[02:59:37] It's not a bomb Ronald. I don't smoke. I don't do respect

[02:59:41] Okay, okay. I'm gonna play jungler

[02:59:45] All right

[02:59:47] W jinx wait this guy's sniping

[02:59:49] Okay, but you know what that means. Whoa, this is what you're gonna do. No, uh, they're fine

[02:59:54] You're the jungler you get boss pick.

[02:59:56] So listen, Jinxie, you're gonna ask him right now for his username and twitch.

[03:00:01] And when he gives it to you, tell him that if he plays bad, he's getting permaban.

[03:00:05] Are you sure that's your toxic?

[03:00:09] Well, dude, it's toxic for him to ruin your fucking game, isn't it?

[03:00:14] Yeah, you're fucking right, bro.

[03:00:16] You're fucking right.

[03:00:17] You're right.

[03:00:18] You're right.

[03:00:19] You're right.

[03:00:20] There you go.

[03:00:21] You're gonna have to select the same room page again

[03:00:23] So every time you get in the lobby you're just gonna click on the left one where it says rush your movement and speed. There you go

[03:00:34] It's not responding I said what's your switch is not fucking responding to see now, okay?

[03:00:38] Okay, Jinxie now. You're gonna have to use

[03:00:42] Manipulation tactics say wow, I guess you're leaving me alone once again

[03:00:47] Are you okay?

[03:00:49] Yo yo yo.

[03:00:51] Are you good?

[03:00:53] Are you good?

[03:00:55] JNC! JNC!

[03:00:57] Listen bro, it's about learning how to mold these people to your will.

[03:01:01] You need to learn how to sit there and be like the Play-Doh master.

[03:01:06] Molding the brains. Does that make sense?

[03:01:09] Yes bro, yes, yes, yes.

[03:01:11] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:01:13] No, I love you just playing. I'll do anything.

[03:01:16] All right, then tell him win your lane. Just say win your lane.

[03:01:25] Boom, hit enter. That's a fucking mic drop right there.

[03:01:28] There we go. And I see I added the period to it. Let's go!

[03:01:31] Dude, you're winning this!

[03:01:33] He said it!

[03:01:35] All right, James, you listen. We're gonna have to get a little fucking crazy right now this game.

[03:01:41] Do you understand?

[03:01:42] One hundred percent, bro. Let's fucking do this shit.

[03:01:44] this shit

[03:01:46] Last game was a fluke. You had four pieces of shit on your team

[03:01:50] But this time you got some Jinxie viewers and if there's anybody that can sit them win a game with you

[03:01:56] Who is it Jinxie? It's Jinxie viewers bro for sure. That's it

[03:02:00] That's what I like to park in here. So now hit the little peak by the blue one. There we go

[03:02:06] All right, so now listen same concept, but do you remember last time when you started the blue buff?

[03:02:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah, so now you're gonna start the red

[03:02:18] Okay, so you're gonna mark that good shit. See you already know it

[03:02:22] So what you're gonna do is you're always gonna do something called pathing

[03:02:26] Which is moving towards and you're gonna path towards bot so means every single time you're gonna start on your camp

[03:02:33] That's top side and you're gonna go towards but okay

[03:02:37] Yeah, okay, so I start here

[03:02:40] Exactly. Yes perfect

[03:02:42] Bro, you're right cuz now it's inverse. It's flip. It's flip. It's exactly yep

[03:02:46] So it's like you're playing the same game, but it's just on the mirror, right?

[03:02:54] All right, perfect

[03:02:58] So now we're gonna play for the red buff. Let me ask you a question. Where are you going to next?

[03:03:04] Down down nope nope up because you want to kill the rock guy, right? You said you can get your six cats

[03:03:10] So you set it off, like here?

[03:03:13] Yep, go up, yep, and then over there in that little place.

[03:03:16] So on the map, anytime you see openings like that, it means that's where monsters spawn.

[03:03:21] So now level up your W. Perfect, use your W.

[03:03:24] So we're always going to want to use our abilities as soon as they're up, okay?

[03:03:29] Got it.

[03:03:30] Got it, right?

[03:03:31] No matter what.

[03:03:32] Make sure, yeah, and make sure that when you right click, you're right clicking on the actual monster,

[03:03:37] And not on the uh like around it or else you're like messing up your movement like that

[03:03:42] So now you can just use Q to finish it

[03:03:47] But it's looking good it's looking good listen so far so good you already like miles ahead of where you were last game

[03:03:58] So remember use your Qs

[03:04:07] You cannot get mad at yourself! You need to motivate yourself!

[03:04:11] You need to get mad at the version that you are right now, and you need to motivate the person that you could be!

[03:04:17] Does that make sense?

[03:04:18] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[03:04:20] So, instead of saying I'm a piece of shit, you're gonna say,

[03:04:23] I could be so much better!

[03:04:25] Yep, yep, yep.

[03:04:27] I want to cure it.

[03:04:28] I could be so much better! I'm forming!

[03:04:31] VICE!

[03:04:33] Fuck!

[03:04:35] Alright, so now farm the grump. It's okay. You can do the grump before that's fine

[03:04:42] Alright, so I do rock guy first

[03:04:46] So in the future you could it's kind of like a preference though like it really doesn't matter

[03:04:52] You don't have to overthink it too much as long as all six of the fuckers are dying. That's all that matters

[03:04:57] Okay, okay, I fucking love you bro. Let's go. I love you, too, buddy

[03:05:01] We gotta get this fucking shit done though!

[03:05:03] I gotta get a win.

[03:05:04] Let's go.

[03:05:05] Listen, you're gonna get a win because this is what you're gonna do right now.

[03:05:07] What you're gonna do is, I want you to skip the Scuttle Crab

[03:05:10] and you're just gonna walk straight bottom lane

[03:05:12] because you see on your mid, you map how the enemy is right under the turret.

[03:05:15] That's this respectful, bro.

[03:05:18] That means they don't give a fuck about you.

[03:05:20] Okay, you accidentally put a point in your W, but that's fine.

[03:05:23] So what you're gonna do is you're gonna walk through the bush,

[03:05:25] the bush left, left, left, left, right, so they don't see you.

[03:05:29] right and they're gonna watch this one so now that's fine that's a lot of

[03:05:35] farming that's a lot of farming so now start hitting him oh my god

[03:05:39] jc oh my god what is what oh my fucking god oh my god run run run run i run this

[03:05:48] shit i'm michael too michael i run this shit

[03:05:54] BYE BYE!

[03:05:56] Holy fuck! No, Jamesy bro! That's like natural talent! You fucking stole the cannon too bro!

[03:06:03] I'm the gamer of the year 2023!

[03:06:08] Let's go!

[03:06:11] Alright, so now press-

[03:06:13] God, I love this game!

[03:06:15] I'm telling you bro! Alright, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna- you have a bit of gold left over. So press P again.

[03:06:22] And now click on the spear of shogun always go for the middle one and then buy the longsword

[03:06:29] You see a little sword there you go there you go and now walk towards your crugs the rocks

[03:06:36] Yep, dude, that's crazy

[03:06:38] Bro first game and think of it this way bro. You didn't even have to use your fucking E

[03:06:43] Do you understand how crazy that is that's like all farming to the fucking max

[03:06:48] Yeah, it's just a brutal frame log is what it really is

[03:06:52] I walk see it down

[03:06:55] If you're a you're in a lobby with me check your bushes check your fucking bushes kid

[03:07:02] I run this shit

[03:07:05] Dude, no one's fucking safe when just anything more fun than jungling. I'm not even kidding

[03:07:10] I'm telling you talking about the jungle and ganking someone like that actually turns me on

[03:07:16] I'm telling you right now the forbidden logic, okay?

[03:07:19] Is when people piss you off you save the profiles and at the end of the long gaming session

[03:07:26] You masturbate to all of the losses they had because it's like spiritual warfare against them

[03:07:34] Yeah, I'm gonna have to pass on that one

[03:07:38] That's like that's like later stuff okay, that's like a nice

[03:07:42] Okay

[03:07:44] Let's focus on the bombs right now

[03:07:47] Okay

[03:07:49] Now I have D

[03:07:51] Okay, listen you have all your abilities so now you're gonna want to farm the gromp remember to your gromp

[03:07:57] So what you're gonna want to do is whenever you're farming a cap

[03:08:01] You're gonna want to think about where do I want to go next so now look at your map

[03:08:06] Is the enemy pushed up like are they close to your turret?

[03:08:09] Okay, that sounds like another free kill for the Jinx though, does ya?

[03:08:16] Yup.

[03:08:16] So I can get in here?

[03:08:17] Alright.

[03:08:18] So I can get in here?

[03:08:18] No, not through there.

[03:08:19] You always want to play through the bushes.

[03:08:21] Like, imagine you're stalking them at night, like, they're your prey, right?

[03:08:26] And then you just gotta find them.

[03:08:27] So now, is your E?

[03:08:28] Perfect.

[03:08:29] It's looking good, Jinxy.

[03:08:30] It's looking good, Jinxy.

[03:08:31] It's looking good, Jinxy.

[03:08:32] It's looking good, Jinxy.

[03:08:34] Alright, get back in there.

[03:08:35] me I run this no I run this game

[03:08:39] dude I've never seen anything like this before so no I want you to go to the

[03:08:46] dragon go to the dragon the big motherfucker right there he's right there

[03:08:49] he's right there Jinxy he's fucking shit about you I okay no one it's fine

[03:08:53] just recall recall it's okay ready it's okay we're good yeah but it's okay

[03:08:56] recall because your camps are coming up soon like we got a fucking Scrooge

[03:09:00] Max I want you to say with me Scrooge Max

[03:09:05] Scrooge Maxie, what is that so so that's when you want to get all the gold possible on your map?

[03:09:10] No matter the cost you want to sit there you want to get the fucking the cannons you want to get the CS

[03:09:16] You want to get the XP you want to become the Scrooge Mick duck bro

[03:09:20] But you're sitting there and you're the fucking instead the Grinch that's slow Christmas

[03:09:25] You're the jinx that carry the fucking game. Do you understand me? Yep? Yep?

[03:09:28] 100%

[03:09:29] What are we fucking doing?

[03:09:31] Now I go here, now I go here

[03:09:33] And let me ask you something

[03:09:35] In that story, right?

[03:09:37] Everyone hated screwjab first

[03:09:39] But by the end of the book, they rocked him

[03:09:41] And it's the same with you

[03:09:42] They're gonna be like, Jinxie, why are you stealing my shit?

[03:09:44] But I'm homeless

[03:09:45] And you're gonna sit there at the end of the day

[03:09:47] Just or farming as you chat rock inside the enemy nexus

[03:09:51] You understand?

[03:09:52] Yes

[03:09:53] Yes, well, yes

[03:09:54] 100%

[03:09:55] Perfect, alright

[03:09:57] I am the one the one your son don't need a gun to get respect upon these seats

[03:10:05] Yes, Jinxie the singing distracts you so you forgot to find the cards. Oh

[03:10:12] My god, sorry

[03:10:14] So right now right it's fine

[03:10:16] But you're gonna have to give your your future self positive affirmations. So start right now. I want to kill on I

[03:10:22] I, next time, I can't sing if there's shit in farm. It's okay. There's so much room for me to improve in this game.

[03:10:29] All of my teammates are pieces of shit and they've been an iron for their entire life, and I'm gonna get bronze in a week.

[03:10:35] That's why I like to fucking hear, but you know what I would have liked to hear even more?

[03:10:40] I would have liked to hear it, okay, so that's Nocturne. It's fine. I'll explain where he does want to your boss.

[03:10:45] So what Nocturne does is he makes it so that you can see shit and then he just flies out from nowhere

[03:10:52] Like surprise attack and fuck some shit up

[03:10:55] Okay, yeah, what's this new bullshit emo enough bro hide me up. Let's go

[03:11:09] Hold on we're gonna do some advanced stuff walk mid you're gonna have to walk mid here. Okay

[03:11:15] Now, okay, James, we're gonna do something crazy.

[03:11:18] I want you to walk in the river.

[03:11:20] Don't go through the lane, but walk, yeah, right through there, right through there.

[03:11:23] Okay, now you're gonna walk, go down, okay?

[03:11:26] Now go into his jungle.

[03:11:28] Ignore the Scuttlecrab, trust me, into his jungle.

[03:11:31] So, you know what?

[03:11:32] Wait, fuck it, wait, you're a genius.

[03:11:34] Wait, gangbog!

[03:11:35] If you gangbog right now with your ultimate, maybe you could get a g...

[03:11:38] Okay, never mind, never mind, it's fine, you can back off.

[03:11:41] That's good.

[03:11:42] But you see, that's good, bro!

[03:11:44] Because you're learning adaptation bro.

[03:11:47] But that's a hard thing to teach.

[03:11:49] And you're already learning it on your second game.

[03:11:52] So now take this Scuttle Crab.

[03:11:54] Right?

[03:11:54] You guys have to watch out for that.

[03:11:56] Yeah.

[03:11:57] There you go.

[03:11:57] Jungle death.

[03:11:58] Major jungle death going on here.

[03:12:01] Dude, I'm going to be honest.

[03:12:03] They might have to open up the Geneva Conventions

[03:12:05] because this is a war crime right now.

[03:12:07] Yep.

[03:12:07] That is my Scuttle Crab.

[03:12:09] Let's fucking go!

[03:12:10] Blah, blah, blah, fast, Kingsie!

[03:12:12] Quick time event, go bot!

[03:12:14] Okay, press D right now, you gotta be fast as fuck, bro.

[03:12:17] Okay, now get ready,

[03:12:18] because this could be a double kill,

[03:12:19] your first ever double kill.

[03:12:21] Okay, let's do it, start hitting now.

[03:12:24] Oh my God, wait, that's good, that's good.

[03:12:26] So now you can smite her.

[03:12:27] If you hold it on top of her and press F, she's slow.

[03:12:31] That's fine, you got the option.

[03:12:34] Who's that bitch?

[03:12:35] She's got a fucking machine gun.

[03:12:37] What the fuck was that?

[03:12:41] My health just drained, what?

[03:12:43] Okay, I'm not even kidding you though. That's fine. I won't even

[03:12:48] How is it fine if you're fucked in the face?

[03:12:51] Yeah, but listen listen listen listen remember what I'm about to tell you

[03:12:56] It's always fine because if it's not fine then it's not fine

[03:13:02] But if it's fine then it's always fine. Does that make sense?

[03:13:05] An ally has been slain

[03:13:07] what no what no not at all there's a make there's a make any sense bro all

[03:13:15] right well listen you're you're Scrooge maxing post you don't care about making

[03:13:19] sense you care about making dollars so let's get these fucking jungle camps

[03:13:24] and let's win this game yep come on my there we go that's what I like to hear

[03:13:29] all right so now go for the blue bomb and then afterwards you're gonna take

[03:13:33] the gromp, okay? Got it. So, yes, herp!

[03:13:36] Bro, I'm not gonna be honest. Playing jungle is so fucking fun!

[03:13:43] Dude, how nice is it not having to deal versus bullshit every game?

[03:13:49] Yeah, and just letting my teammates die, bro.

[03:13:51] So, literally, also, Jamesy, again, the thing that I'm noticing is sometimes, when

[03:13:57] you get too caught up, you forget jungle camps. So, that you should have done

[03:14:01] the drum next remember but I'm a piece of human manure and I forgot God damn it

[03:14:07] okay you can be better remember that

[03:14:12] there you go that's what matters all right so now the dragon is spawning in 20 seconds so

[03:14:20] you're gonna actually sit there why the fuck did Diana just say there's other lanes besides bond

[03:14:25] Fuck you, don't ever tell me what the fuck to do!

[03:14:29] Where's the dragon?

[03:14:31] Okay, it's in the river. Go on the river where the Scuttlecrab is.

[03:14:34] Okay, so this is an important lesson.

[03:14:37] Would you ever take advice from a bronze player in chat?

[03:14:40] No.

[03:14:41] Rather you never take advice from the bronze player in your games.

[03:14:44] Yeah, so then you never take advice from the bronze player in your games.

[03:14:47] Remember that.

[03:14:48] Also, there's fighting going on here, so you gotta help your team right here.

[03:14:51] Go go go. He's well. You got this shit, bro

[03:15:01] Bro, I'm trying to dash and I accidentally are I'm sorry. Yeah, no, it's okay. Don't worry about it. It's not all

[03:15:07] I'm the greatest of all time. I'm the greatest of all time. I'm the greatest of all time.

[03:15:25] I'm the greatest of all time. So, listen, when it comes to the game what I'm noticing,

[03:15:35] Okay, I'll just tell you I'm noticing that sometimes you get a little bit caught up right in what you're doing

[03:15:42] And you don't think about what?

[03:15:45] So over here, we're gonna do a process. Okay, it's gonna be a thought kind of like an experiment

[03:15:51] So I want you to farm the red buff, okay, and after the red buff. I want you to think about where are you gonna go next?

[03:16:01] What is so answer where you gonna go next right there?

[03:16:03] nope you're not why exactly because you want to always be a top-to-bottom

[03:16:12] that's why I'd like to cure top-to-bottom ttb remember that ttb okay got it top

[03:16:20] to bottom okay all right so in the future now if I ask you up here Krugs

[03:16:24] where are you going next I'm going exactly so this is how you're gonna

[03:16:32] I don't wanna play the game. It's not about what you're doing right now. It's about what you're gonna be doing 30 seconds from now

[03:16:39] It's kind of like playing chess. You see what I'm getting at enemies here

[03:16:43] What should I do? Just take it gives a fuck about them. There's a piece of shit compared to you

[03:16:49] All right, but smite this press up on this

[03:16:51] So I can get it.

[03:16:54] Oh, okay.

[03:16:55] Uh, it's fine.

[03:16:56] Just try running away.

[03:16:58] Okay, you gotta run.

[03:17:00] That's fine.

[03:17:01] Listen, it's fine.

[03:17:02] Listen, listen.

[03:17:03] We're gonna learn that as the time goes on.

[03:17:05] So, that Nocturne is a piece of shit fanboy fuck.

[03:17:08] So, when they sit there and they're trying to steal your shit,

[03:17:12] what you need to do is you need to actually use your smite,

[03:17:16] which is the thing that does the righteous, like, damage from God, right?

[03:17:20] Okay, so now you're gonna have to walk out of base because you bought the wrong components

[03:17:23] So you're just gonna win to get like a thousand five hundred for your buy and now walk towards the bottom side

[03:17:29] So bottom side means wolves and then afterwards grump for the bot guy. Okay, right here. Yeah

[03:17:43] There you go perfect so this like already I'm seeing that we're making a little bit of progress

[03:17:48] So now you're gonna walk towards the ground. There we go. So this is what it is

[03:17:52] And this is the reason why jungle is the most intense role that requires the most amount of brain power

[03:17:58] Because as a jungle right now a high level jungler would be thinking to himself

[03:18:03] Hugs up in 40 seconds, top is pushing in. Mid lane is even wave safe. Mid lane is getting pushed in

[03:18:09] Where do I want to go? Where's Nocturne? One's dragon's bonding

[03:18:12] But I don't want you to think this

[03:18:14] I just want you to know that this is a benchy one day the person that you will be

[03:18:21] You have to be thinking about all your brain dead idiot teammates

[03:18:26] Exactly, but it's not about how you can save their life

[03:18:28] It's about if saving the life is beneficial for you cuz you're the main character. Yep. Okay

[03:18:35] Jungler is so big bro. Okay, so now go but go but go on because I see fights going on

[03:18:40] So this is going to be important right, but I'm going to actually teach you something right now

[03:18:46] So you know how you said you don't like unlocking your camera? Yeah

[03:18:50] If you left click on the mini map it actually shows what's going on

[03:18:54] So in the future, if you're on her she's back

[03:18:58] If you're on her she's back

[03:19:00] Now use your Slytherin

[03:19:02] She's back together

[03:19:04] Fuck this guy

[03:19:06] Why is this bitch not dying? I mean what the fuck? She's two feet tall and she's in place.

[03:19:15] Why is this little bitch not dying? No, that ass, that fucking ass.

[03:19:19] Okay, GenC, I mean-

[03:19:20] I did or I orred!

[03:19:21] What happened?

[03:19:22] GenC, GenC, you're all this up on my screen. We're gonna have to sit down. We're gonna

[03:19:27] have to be brutal for a second. If you use all your abilities when they came up

[03:19:31] there she was fucking dead and maybe you could have solo carried the game do you

[03:19:36] see what I mean yeah I'm such a piece of fucking trash bro but listen you just

[03:19:43] need to accept it and you need to embrace it and you need to ascend from

[03:19:49] it press purchase there you go so now walk towards your crud and you're gonna

[03:19:55] clear downwards. Alright so listen this game right now I'm already noticing that

[03:20:04] you're doing better than last game like you already doing ganking and all that

[03:20:07] but the big concept I think we're gonna have to have to work on is left-clicking

[03:20:12] on the minimap so you can see what's happening so I want you to left-click on

[03:20:15] top of the Trinimere on the minimap right now it's the guy top left okay so

[03:20:20] he's way too strong you can't fight him so you're gonna ignore him and

[03:20:23] you're gonna go to your chickens okay run away it's your

[03:20:30] There you go. It's not too funny.

[03:20:32] Okay.

[03:20:38] No you don't walk up and you walk up and you're dead.

[03:20:40] Jason, you walk up and you're dead.

[03:20:41] Jason, Jason, no!

[03:20:43] Wait, I thought that was my face.

[03:20:47] My god, man!

[03:20:49] Like, you tried to win a Nobel Peace Prize to get out of iron?

[03:20:52] I mean, holy fucking shit!

[03:20:54] This guy dumped me! I mean, Jesus Christ!

[03:20:57] but listen it's already look look at the improvement to like you can't get hung up

[03:21:03] on the mistakes what did what did the guy say from kung fu panda to remember

[03:21:10] his words um the past but the past is history the future is a mystery but the

[03:21:22] Present is a gift, but today is a gift. That's why they call it the present

[03:21:28] Exactly, so now think of it in terms of the old she was the past

[03:21:32] But the future you is the present. Do you see what I'm getting at?

[03:21:38] Yes, bro. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. There you go. Yes

[03:21:44] Don't get angry get motivated

[03:21:47] Alright, so now you're just gonna keep clearing out, you're gonna keep doing it.

[03:21:55] So the biggest thing that I think you're gonna have to work on a little bit is you're gonna

[03:21:59] have to get to a point where when you gank lanes, you left hook on the map before you

[03:22:05] go that way.

[03:22:06] So what we're gonna do is for the rest of this game, we're gonna practice that

[03:22:09] contact, okay?

[03:22:10] Yeah, like throwing it.

[03:22:11] Like throwing the objective.

[03:22:12] Exactly.

[03:22:13] Exactly, yes. So now you're gonna have to run away.

[03:22:19] Uh, wait.

[03:22:20] Maybe you could run this. Wait, you're just on my flight.

[03:22:23] Just keep running. If you're burning this, it's good. I like this.

[03:22:26] Hold on. Wait, no.

[03:22:27] Okay, now you can recall. Now you can recall.

[03:22:30] Or you literally can't die with this guy. You can just dash away. This guy's fucking awesome.

[03:22:34] Dude, I'm telling you. And that's why it's really good for like, a new player.

[03:22:38] Because you can sit down and you can learn all the mechanics

[03:22:41] without having to get shit on every game.

[03:22:43] Yeah, should I start low start lower now? No, so now I want you to drone over mid

[03:22:51] Let's see what's going on mid

[03:22:53] Okay, now it's happening, but so anytime you see people on the map you're gonna always want to drone over them

[03:23:00] Think of it that way so that you can see if it's worth doing anything

[03:23:04] So if they're going to pee then the answer is yes, right if your teammates are going to position where they can play the answers

[03:23:10] also yes so like over here for example walk towards a red buff right there you

[03:23:16] go and then just wait to see until someone so now I'm gonna give you a

[03:23:20] mission every time someone shows up on the map you're gonna drone over them

[03:23:24] instantly that's gonna be both of the rest of this game and we're gonna

[03:23:28] eventually end up making a good habit that's gonna allow for you to sit there

[03:23:33] and understand what's going on in the game.

[03:23:36] You see what I'm getting at?

[03:23:37] Yep, yep.

[03:23:38] I got you, though.

[03:23:39] Exactly.

[03:23:40] It's kind of like, think of it like you're droning

[03:23:42] and then when you're nearby, you're peeking over walls, right?

[03:23:45] Because you're not going to sit there and just run through a door, are you?

[03:23:50] Well, I'm droning that, but it doesn't look great.

[03:23:53] There you go. So now you go and you farm your crugs, the rocks.

[03:23:57] Right, so now see what's happening, but drone over it fast.

[03:24:00] See what's going on.

[03:24:01] Okay, so that they're all full HP. So now back up. That's fine from your walls

[03:24:06] So just like the same way that you wouldn't walk through a boring speech

[03:24:10] You don't want to walk into a lane blind and wait right?

[03:24:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah, you see what I'm getting at right? Oh my god

[03:24:19] Oh my god, I'm sorry, but yeah, like it's fine. Jin see you don't need to do everything with the information

[03:24:24] Like here you're trying to see it snogging through the rock there. That's good info

[03:24:28] But now your team is there so you can go bot so now go bot right now and join over what's happening

[03:24:33] You're on it, but where you just what are you just what?

[03:24:38] Okay

[03:24:47] But I get a kill I gotta kill

[03:24:51] How do I never get the kill what am I doing wrong? I'm literally trying to steal it. Why am I not getting it?

[03:24:57] Jynxie, even Cristiano Ronaldo has to make it past sometimes.

[03:25:04] Bro, I fuck assist bro, I want the whole damn thing, man.

[03:25:09] But it's gonna come, the kills are gonna come, right?

[03:25:13] So it's okay that right now you're not getting the kills

[03:25:16] because eventually one day you're gonna say,

[03:25:18] fuck it, I want those kills.

[03:25:20] You see what I mean?

[03:25:21] Okay.

[03:25:22] Alright man, I really like you as a coach bro.

[03:25:24] You have a good energy.

[03:25:25] Good energy bro.

[03:25:26] I appreciate it and you know what it's good because like I feel like we mesh you know like yeah

[03:25:31] I'm willing to learn and you're going to absorb like a fucking sponge

[03:25:35] Is there a reason why we're not surrendering though? I mean this is like

[03:25:40] literally getting stuffed into a locker at this point

[03:25:43] But this is the thing about it you deserve to be in this position because you're not good enough to prevent yourself from being here

[03:25:49] So rule one is I never want you to surrender games because that's you saying I fucked up

[03:25:55] And I want to get out so I don't have to do it for shit

[03:25:59] But in the future, you're not gonna think like that you're gonna think I want to suffer

[03:26:09] Yep 100% bro, I don't know how much more of the suffering I can take

[03:26:16] My god

[03:26:18] Like I can't get kills

[03:26:20] Every time I'm about to get a kill to get stolen or if I try to steal a kill, then I can't even steal it

[03:26:26] Okay, I know I'm fucked in the ass. Oh my god

[03:26:29] I'm so tight. It's this high up. I'm too tight. It's too tight

[03:26:38] Yes

[03:26:41] All right, um anyways listen in the future what you can do there's a forbidden strategy

[03:26:47] Which is that when you get mad you suck biting your teeth?

[03:26:50] So like you can experience the pain that pushes you out of the ship.

[03:26:57] This is fun though.

[03:26:58] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[03:27:03] Just run it out.

[03:27:04] It's okay.

[03:27:15] So that's what anal feels like.

[03:27:20] Did I'm gonna be honest there was a fucking eight-man BBC gang bang in the jungle back game

[03:27:28] Bro chat I was gonna do two games today, but I kind of want to do one more

[03:27:35] Bro chat should we do one more I kind of want to do one more bro

[03:27:39] I'm addicted and it and I'm not even good like

[03:27:43] So I feel like if I get can we do one more chat one more and then I'll get off each

[03:27:47] bro it's like I don't know normally when I'm shit at games normally when I'm

[03:27:52] shit at games I quit instantly like apex but even though I'm literal like I'm

[03:27:58] not even shit at this game I'm the particles that make up fucking diarrhea

[03:28:01] but I'm still finding myself wanting to play the game you know I'm shit okay

[03:28:06] so what is that what is that is that like oh my you want to know what that

[03:28:10] is Jinxie I'll tell you right now what the fuck it is that is the

[03:28:14] motivation for greatness. That is you sitting there and knowing that right now you might

[03:28:19] not be great but you're seeing the man that you can become and you want that man in the

[03:28:23] mirror to be the man that you become. Does that make sense to you?

[03:28:28] Yes, it's like getting it, you get a taste of it bro. Bro, but Dantez, I started off

[03:28:33] the game 1-0. What happened? What the fuck happened?

[03:28:37] So what happened that game is that you're going to notice that a lot of these games

[03:28:41] They feel fast-paced and they're getting out of control and the truth is that that's exactly what league is

[03:28:47] Because at every single moment there are nine other people doing things on the map

[03:28:52] So that's why you need to just make sure that your game is

[03:28:56] Constantly evolving the same way other people sorry so you got the one kill that was great

[03:29:01] But then when you sat there and you like forgot to farm certain camps

[03:29:05] Or you were slower at farming or going to certain places or you weren't like droning

[03:29:10] It was making it so that then you start losing right because think of it in siege terms

[03:29:15] If you have a better gun than someone does that mean you're automatically gonna win versus them in the one no no

[03:29:22] Exactly, and it's the same with league and gold like you need to view it as like even if you're getting gold

[03:29:28] If you don't know how to drone if you don't know how to peek if you don't know how to set up

[03:29:34] The bomb sites, right? You're never gonna be able to win these games. So you can get the kills, right?

[03:29:40] That's great. That's what we want. But then it's about setting the plan. Do you see what I'm getting at?

[03:29:45] Yeah, you said kills plural though. It was just one kill, but it's one today

[03:29:51] It's two tomorrow and in the week from now

[03:29:53] It's Kadeem begging for mercy as you beat him in the best of three one-two-one. Yes, and I need a train for Kadeem

[03:29:59] Bro another thing. I

[03:30:01] Actually know the actual problem, bro. Fuck that, right?

[03:30:05] because I'm a jungler bro yes I know the issue but it was bought this bro look

[03:30:12] wait you're on to something I didn't get anything wrong it was just bought this

[03:30:20] I did I played a perfect game no seriously Jeff it's like I played a

[03:30:27] perfect game but this guy's 20 and one okay so JC okay your trust on this

[03:30:33] username was tan da man so you know he's one of your viewers so I wanted to type

[03:30:38] slash ban tan da man in your chat and maybe you're gonna actually nuke him

[03:30:44] from orbit and that's gonna motivate all the other jinxy viewers to not get

[03:30:49] diffed when they play in your games. Wow so you think I should crossban him

[03:30:54] because wow okay wait oh my god his name actually came up

[03:31:01] well he's been subbed for a year and a half we can't ban him bro he's been subbed for a

[03:31:09] year and a half

[03:31:11] okay listen do what I do just time him out for two weeks he gets a little

[03:31:16] half-month vacation and after that he won't ever underperform again

[03:31:21] Bro, okay. I don't know if I can do that, bro.

[03:31:24] Bro, I don't say this, let's get real. I'm the worst player on the team.

[03:31:27] I'm a stack of garbage.

[03:31:29] Okay, do you want to get real? Do you want to get real with me?

[03:31:32] Can you actually get real with me, bro, please?

[03:31:34] Okay, I'll get real. Your farming is shit.

[03:31:37] You're not optimized at all, and jungle is a role that's all about efficiency,

[03:31:41] and you're not being efficient, bro.

[03:31:43] It's like you're sitting there, and you're in the fucking gangbang, right?

[03:31:47] But you're sitting there and instead of doing the thrusting, you're bent over!

[03:31:51] We cannot have this, Jingsy!

[03:31:54] We need YOU to sit there and be having the others bent over!

[03:31:59] That's what we need!

[03:32:01] Do you understand?

[03:32:03] Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the- okay, okay, yes!

[03:32:06] But the thing is, Dante's!

[03:32:08] Uh, uh, uh, uh, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[03:32:11] Dante's, the thing is, who's Bellevette?

[03:32:13] She looks kinda bad.

[03:32:14] Bro, Dante's, the thing- wait, why am I top? I'm top.

[03:32:17] No no, they're not your jungle. You're good.

[03:32:19] Thank god.

[03:32:19] Bro, John Tess, the thing is...

[03:32:22] Wait...

[03:32:23] Never take with your teammate.

[03:32:24] They can fuck themselves.

[03:32:26] I don't know.

[03:32:29] But I- Yeah, don't fuck that.

[03:32:30] Bro, the thing is, okay...

[03:32:33] What do I need to do to make my farming better?

[03:32:37] Okay, so what you do to make your farming better

[03:32:40] is you know when you're killing the monster

[03:32:42] and you're just standing still?

[03:32:45] Yes.

[03:32:46] So, whenever you auto-attack in League of Legends, I want you to think of it like you're reloading in Siege, right?

[03:32:52] So, when you're reloading, right, you have maybe 30 volts of a gun and then you're forced to reload, right?

[03:32:58] Yes, 30 volts and then you reload, yeah.

[03:33:00] Yeah. So, in League, depending on your attack speed, you have a little movement window where you can move without actually boosting DPS.

[03:33:10] So, think of it like your auto-attacks are your reloading, right?

[03:33:15] okay okay so what it means is that when you auto attack and then afterwards you're

[03:33:20] using your tube you back up a little bit walk back up and you keep auto

[03:33:25] attacking so what I'm gonna do is I'll see if I can get a practice hold right

[03:33:29] now just to like show you and you don't have to show us on your screen but

[03:33:33] just so I can show you a little bit okay I'm watching okay here so and you're

[03:33:38] Like you're able to do this it's gonna make it a lot better. So okay show me what you mean. Oh, yeah

[03:33:44] Because I think it's a lot easier if I do so I get this

[03:33:51] My game started go go go come on. It's okay. We're doing it fast. We're doing it fast. Okay, look

[03:33:57] Fast for 30 seconds

[03:33:59] Okay, so look

[03:34:01] Okay, so you're gonna see I auto attack it and then I back up and I auto attack. Do you see what I'm doing here?

[03:34:17] Yeah, wait, let me see go go go show. Okay, look, so I'll do it on the ground here. Okay, so I start doing the ground and then afterwards while I'm attacking it.

[03:34:25] I back up, I walk back, and then I auto-attack.

[03:34:29] And when it gets to this range over here, this circle,

[03:34:33] that's where they would actually reset.

[03:34:35] So you wanna just drag them to this range,

[03:34:37] and then afterwards you're good.

[03:34:39] Do you see what I mean?

[03:34:40] No, bro, what?

[03:34:42] Okay, so look, look, look, the wolves aren't here, right?

[03:34:45] Yeah.

[03:34:45] Right?

[03:34:46] Yeah.

[03:34:47] So now, if instead of just auto-attacking it like this,

[03:34:49] we walk over here and then we auto-attack,

[03:34:52] it makes it so that the wolves walk out.

[03:34:54] So it takes us less time to get to our next jungle camp.

[03:34:58] Oh, I see you, Adrowman.

[03:34:59] Got it.

[03:35:00] Yes.

[03:35:01] Bro, that's so easy.

[03:35:02] Let's fucking go!

[03:35:04] Let's do it, Jinxie!

[03:35:05] It's like kiting them.

[03:35:06] I have to kite them to my next spot.

[03:35:08] OK, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie.

[03:35:11] I have good fucking news for you, bro.

[03:35:13] Yeah?

[03:35:14] You're against the fucking Yumi top.

[03:35:16] You got one of your viewers to win,

[03:35:18] trade you an iron.

[03:35:19] This is a free fucking win, baby.

[03:35:21] Wait, what do you mean Yumi and top?

[03:35:23] I can just- I can just-

[03:35:24] So- So you me is the worst character in the game, and that motherfucker on the enemy team is one of your viewers that loves you

[03:35:30] So he's losing the game on purpose, so you get a free fucking win.

[03:35:34] Well- That's a W!

[03:35:36] Well, no, no, chat, do not do this, y'all.

[03:35:38] What?

[03:35:39] Why- But he's- What about the other people, bro?

[03:35:42] He's grieving.

[03:35:43] Bam.

[03:35:44] He's grieving the other people.

[03:35:46] Yeah, but who cares, bro?

[03:35:47] No, come on!

[03:35:48] Bro!

[03:35:49] What has this game done to you?

[03:35:51] Have you no morals Dante? Bro, what about them dude?

[03:35:57] This is like some Mura shit. No, this is Mura.

[03:36:00] Think of it this way, you just played a game against a 20 kill misfortune.

[03:36:04] Did your ADC think to give a fuck before that happened?

[03:36:08] No, they didn't give a fuck about me or anyone on our team.

[03:36:11] Exactly, so every man for himself, and right now, you're the man that's getting the good end of the bargain.

[03:36:19] Do you see what I mean?

[03:36:20] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[03:36:23] Bro, but chat, don't win trade.

[03:36:24] Wait, are we glitched by the way?

[03:36:26] Am I glitched?

[03:36:27] No, you're good.

[03:36:28] You're just in wait sometimes.

[03:36:30] Bro, wait, can't the man type?

[03:36:32] Oh, I can't do that.

[03:36:33] All right.

[03:36:34] So kite before I leave battle.

[03:36:36] Yeah, exactly.

[03:36:37] So now you're gonna walk to your red buff.

[03:36:39] Show me where that is.

[03:36:43] Perfect.

[03:36:43] Okay, and this game also,

[03:36:46] how you're gonna wanna level your abilities, okay?

[03:36:49] is QWQE okay?

[03:36:53] Levels one through three.

[03:36:54] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:36:55] QWQE, QWQE, QWQE, QWQE.

[03:36:58] Okay.

[03:37:00] Yup.

[03:37:01] Okay.

[03:37:01] No, you start in there, in there.

[03:37:04] And where are you going to next?

[03:37:06] Tell me right now, show me.

[03:37:07] Exactly.

[03:37:08] So where are you gonna want to bring the red buff up

[03:37:11] while you're fighting?

[03:37:12] Exactly, yes.

[03:37:14] And this is how you jungle at the highest level.

[03:37:17] It's about almost knowing

[03:37:18] What's gonna happen next and moving towards it and that's a reason why drawing lanes is important

[03:37:24] So you can actually know what's going on

[03:37:27] Okay

[03:37:32] When can I kite now or when he's not fell

[03:37:37] But just make sure that you're only ever using your Q when you're on top

[03:37:42] So that you don't waste your Q you can cut it up even a bit more

[03:37:45] So you see that little like loose circle that's like around the couch there?

[03:37:50] Yeah, yeah, so that's like the battery that arranged got it exactly. That's the aggro. Right, so now put a point in your W

[03:38:00] Okay, use your W. That's good

[03:38:03] No, don't don't auto attack this phone. It's crazy. That's gonna like that's gonna make it side. It takes you way longer

[03:38:08] You always want to make sure you're auto-tagging the big one. Sorry. I'm in the shit

[03:38:12] it's okay it's okay so listen another thing I need to tell you spam right

[03:38:18] clicking doesn't actually make it so you do more auto attacks if you auto if you

[03:38:23] right-click one time you're always gonna auto attack the same time so it's about

[03:38:27] you auto attack once right and now you right-click up so you can type the

[03:38:31] camp and then just right click back down on the big monster you I thought I

[03:38:36] had to oh my god it's okay this whole time I thought I had to keep

[03:38:41] Happened it. No, no, it's okay. It's learning process, right? It's about the basics. I could have taught you that earlier

[03:38:49] Okay, all right, I got you so now remember what it would ability to love up next. Let's see. Do you remember?

[03:38:56] Q there we go. All right, so Jynxie. I've good news though. This is your fastest clear so far

[03:39:01] You're doing fucking great, but I was

[03:39:05] Don't remember you can never forget you need to make sure all tying the big one

[03:39:11] alright this is good you're doing great so now i want you to start droning over mid and bot

[03:39:18] because don't forget that you're gonna want to look for a gank after so now it looks like

[03:39:22] bot is super nice so maybe you can die there right or maybe you're just gonna play for the bot

[03:39:27] crap alright

[03:39:32] okay good so now the gromp remember you always want to kill all the monsters no gromp wrong

[03:39:39] Sorry, I'm at least Shared's wasted 2 seconds.

[03:39:46] Jinx it wasn't 2, it was more like 5, that's 5 second shape, so think of it this way, if

[03:39:51] you didn't make any mistakes on your career, you would have been about 15 seconds faster

[03:39:56] if not even more.

[03:39:58] Yep, and I wanted to think about what the difference that makes in a game where

[03:40:04] Depending on how fast you get to something, things go good or they go bad, right?

[03:40:09] Yes.

[03:40:09] So now go farm the crab, the Scuttle Crab.

[03:40:14] Right here?

[03:40:14] Oh god.

[03:40:15] Yep, the Scuttle Crab.

[03:40:16] River.

[03:40:16] Good.

[03:40:17] Okay, so the Scuttle Crab is gone, so the only thing you can do sure is recall, because they had vision.

[03:40:23] So when you see that little red thing, you see that red thing in the bush?

[03:40:26] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[03:40:27] That means the enemy team has vision, so they know exactly where the fuck you are.

[03:40:32] They have a UAD on your ass and they're telling all their homeboys what's going on. Buy the boots.

[03:40:38] Good. And now walk to the Krugs.

[03:40:41] What is the Krugs? This?

[03:40:42] No, it's a top one. So you always, whenever you respawn, right, you recall you walk out of base,

[03:40:48] you're always going to go back to the first camp that you killed because that's the first one to respawn.

[03:40:53] Do you see what I'm getting at?

[03:40:54] Got it, got it, got it, got it.

[03:40:55] Got it.

[03:40:56] Perfect.

[03:40:57] Why is the map here? Is that good to have the map here?

[03:41:00] You're a jungler so it doesn't really matter. The best thing you can do is add the wave, but you shouldn't have to waste it too, so it's really just depending on what you want to do.

[03:41:11] Alright, so now what you're going to do is you're going to walk towards the Krugs, so you could have already started moving up, right?

[03:41:17] And if you make sure you go to the Small Rocks, so don't forget, whenever you miss out on how far you walk up, because you always want to pull them all the way to the aggro range.

[03:41:27] And that's like two seconds for every single camp that you caught, right?

[03:41:31] So think, if there's six camps, how many seconds are you missing out on?

[03:41:34] A lot, like a minute. God, yeah, wow.

[03:41:38] Yeah, dude, it adds up, bro! It adds up!

[03:41:44] Like, yeah, dude, houses cost a million dollars nowadays,

[03:41:47] but the reason nobody can afford houses is because they spend five dollars on a copy once a week.

[03:41:53] Does that make sense?

[03:41:57] Is this a good direction?

[03:41:59] Yep, this is good.

[03:42:00] I know you're doing great, this is like perfect.

[03:42:02] So now as soon as you kill it, you walk towards the next one.

[03:42:05] Where?

[03:42:06] The ground, the ground.

[03:42:07] Yep, it's always the ground.

[03:42:08] So the guy that just spawned him.

[03:42:10] So after you clear the walls, you're just always going to want to go down.

[03:42:13] And remember, they always spawn in the same spot.

[03:42:16] So one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten,

[03:42:21] ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten.

[03:42:23] I want to go there and remember they always fun in the same spot. So once you know where it spawns, it's never gonna be

[03:42:30] Okay, where are the wolves?

[03:42:32] The wolves it's where you just killed

[03:42:37] All right, so now I want you to sit there and I want you to drone bot. Let's see what's going on bot here

[03:42:43] All right to me that doesn't look gankable, but look drone over bot again. Come on again

[03:42:49] Alright, drone over mid. Let's see what's going on mid.

[03:42:52] Something happening mid? Okay, someone's going on mid!

[03:42:54] But the thing is that you can't help because your teammate was too low.

[03:42:58] So now you're just gonna either want to recall or go bot.

[03:43:01] But you could actually fight the crab here.

[03:43:04] So I want you to ping. Press G and pull your cursor down while holding.

[03:43:09] Okay, so, okay wait, never mind.

[03:43:13] You can't fight this. Ah, go bot, go bot, go bot, they're fighting, they're fighting, they're fighting.

[03:43:18] So whenever you're like near something happening you always just want to drone

[03:43:23] over right so here you can recall because at this point nothing's going on right

[03:43:26] but in the future whenever you see things going on and you have nothing on

[03:43:30] your screen view it like this if nothing's going on on your screen you

[03:43:34] need to know what's happening on other people's screens you see what I'm

[03:43:37] gonna get exactly you're a clueless piece of shit right and you don't want

[03:43:45] to be a fucking clueless piece of shit no what the fuck is going on yeah yeah yeah no fuck that

[03:43:51] there you go so you're gonna sit there dude you're gonna be like a mega mine i want you to be absorbing

[03:43:57] the information from every single angle you're gonna have your fingers in the game and spreading

[03:44:03] fucking roots and becoming this like intellectual warbeez okay yes you're not a part of the hive

[03:44:12] mine jaycee you are the hide mine all right so now farm the red let's get a

[03:44:21] doctor

[03:44:27] okay so now after this red we're going next right below me exactly so now

[03:44:36] your mid lane and your top laner are strong so we're gonna actually do

[03:44:41] something new that's gonna help you win a lot of games which is called an objective so you remember those like weird purple guys

[03:44:48] So you killed here. Yeah, yeah, so they spawned again in the same place

[03:44:53] But you're talking to just so this is I think about jungling, which is always out of patient

[03:44:59] So okay your chinamir is pinging on the purple guy. So I want you to walk there

[03:45:04] Yep, you're gonna walk there because if your teammates, right is the objective, right?

[03:45:08] Yes, so think of it this way, Jynxsy. Right now, Trindimere, he's like, think of it like this, he got strong and now you're gonna use him to your advantage.

[03:45:19] It's like right now you're enslaving the Trindimere to help you get these grubs so you can win the game.

[03:45:25] You need to think of it like you have a puppet master controlling him and making him do everything you need so you can get three wins.

[03:45:34] So now you're going to want to walk towards the boss, but I want you to drone over mid.

[03:45:47] Drones over mid?

[03:45:48] Okay, she's full HP.

[03:45:50] So anytime people are full HP you just want to ignore it, right?

[03:45:53] If they're full HP you just keep farming, you just keep doing your own thing.

[03:45:56] Yeah, but the thing is that it's not worth it for you to walk all the way down.

[03:46:03] And I wanted to guess the reason why.

[03:46:05] He's just gonna run back to the base and I'm gonna be out of position and not farming.

[03:46:09] Exactly. So think of it like this. Anytime you decide to do something as a jungler, you're giving up something on the map.

[03:46:16] Every second matters as a jungler though.

[03:46:19] Every second matters bro. It comes down to the wire.

[03:46:23] Because if you're farming these wolves, what if you were ganking mid? What if you were ganking bot?

[03:46:28] What if you were reset? What if you were invading? What if you were taking a cap?

[03:46:31] There's always like five different options you can choose from and those options are going to determine

[03:46:39] Okay, are you like Adderall or some shit though?

[03:46:43] I'm gonna be honest. I just took a little bit of fucking free workouts. You don't have to fucking need. Okay, okay

[03:46:52] That's why that's a map that I'm talking to you before you kill up for a weak game

[03:46:56] You just walk in the heck of you feel a bit of fucking up free workout, dude

[03:46:59] And you're gonna feel like a fucking beast

[03:47:04] All right

[03:47:06] So now I'm gonna want you to recall. I want you to guess why I'm telling you to recall

[03:47:10] I have 2,000 gold

[03:47:12] 2,000 gold exactly so now you're gonna

[03:47:19] What over the spear of shogun the green thing so the green dildo you want to build that first every game

[03:47:25] And if you just right-click it it automatically gives you all the components

[03:47:29] There you go. So you don't even need to press purchase components.

[03:47:33] You just need to right-click the item and it's good enough.

[03:47:40] Alright.

[03:47:41] There you go.

[03:47:42] So now, you see?

[03:47:44] Jinxie, how much information do you have on the game right now?

[03:47:47] I- I'm like the all-knowing fucking-

[03:47:50] I'm like the all-knowing fucking deity of my fucking team.

[03:47:53] Exactly.

[03:47:55] You are literally, right now,

[03:47:57] the person with all the information and then eventually one day you're gonna get

[03:48:02] the point where all this information is gonna allow you to just win every game

[03:48:07] because you know what to do with it and it's the reason why champion mastery is

[03:48:12] important is because imagine you decide to play Hecarim every game for the next

[03:48:15] 50 games you're gonna know exactly how to carry with all the gold that you

[03:48:20] get so you're gonna sit there and it's like imagine if you only ever use

[03:48:25] one gun in the siege and you're just getting better and better and better at it, right?

[03:48:30] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[03:48:33] But you do have one bad habit, so go to your wolves and I'll tell you what it is.

[03:48:36] You always put points in your W when you shouldn't.

[03:48:39] In League of Legends, it's not like other games.

[03:48:42] If you have one ability that's really really good, you want to always make sure you

[03:48:47] put as many points as possible and you want to max it first.

[03:48:51] Every point that you put in the W instead of Q, you're losing damage, and if you're losing damage, you're losing carry potential.

[03:48:57] Join over bot, fast.

[03:48:59] Okay, there's a fight happening. Get over there, fast! You need a shield, you get there, Jhin, safe!

[03:49:04] You're on your timer! I need you to feel fresh! Now join over it, join over it, see what's happening.

[03:49:09] Right? Okay?

[03:49:11] Alright. So the thing is that because you were walking around and you weren't actually committing for the bot fight,

[03:49:17] now you're probably gonna die right so I want you to back up just run away

[03:49:21] because now you're getting collapsed on it's fun

[03:49:25] so I press R and run away

[03:49:29] okay so now farm your drum so there Jinxie the reason why went bad is

[03:49:34] because in league of auto the times if you want to look for a play it's better

[03:49:38] for you to commit for the wrong play than to just run around because you're wasting too much time

[03:49:43] and you just... you see what I mean?

[03:49:45] I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see.

[03:49:47] Sorry.

[03:49:48] No, it's okay.

[03:49:50] But it's just that you really need to sit there

[03:49:52] and you need to, like, think about what you're doing and why.

[03:49:54] So for example, now, what are you gonna do?

[03:49:57] Tell me, I want you to coach me.

[03:49:58] What are you doing, Jayne, see?

[03:49:59] I'm gonna go farm.

[03:50:01] Okay, what are you gonna do after red?

[03:50:04] Uh...

[03:50:06] Top.

[03:50:07] Top.

[03:50:08] Okay, cool.

[03:50:09] So I want you to hover over bot right now,

[03:50:10] because there's a fight happening.

[03:50:12] Okay, so if you would have been instead of farming you would have looked bot lane, right?

[03:50:18] And you would have joined over it. Maybe right now you could have gotten a kill on this rush and saved your draven.

[03:50:22] And it's because that's what I'm saying, like you need to look at this shit, bro.

[03:50:27] And it's always every second that things are going.

[03:50:30] It's like imagine you're watching the news, right?

[03:50:32] But you have a guy that's talking about the fact that a plant is growing.

[03:50:36] And then Kim Jong-un is nuking him from North Korea,

[03:50:39] But he's too focused on the fucking plant, so he doesn't know what's going on!

[03:50:44] I see.

[03:50:45] Yep.

[03:50:46] Right?

[03:50:46] Like, we need to be aware of this shit!

[03:50:48] We need to be on top of our game right now!

[03:50:50] 100%! 100 fucking percent!

[03:50:54] Alright, so now after the quads, coach me, Jyncey!

[03:50:57] What are you doing? Tell me!

[03:51:00] I'm going here.

[03:51:02] You're going to the Raptors! Good!

[03:51:04] Is there a better play than the Raptors?

[03:51:07] Droning maybe recalling recalling. No, droning. Listen, so droning isn't a play. It's something that you do to see if it's a replay.

[03:51:17] Exactly, yes. So right now you're farming the doctors, but you should be also droning mid, right?

[03:51:24] And there's no play to have for mid because she has too much hp. So now you farm your wolves, right?

[03:51:29] So if you know nothing's gonna happen mid, where should you be droning?

[03:51:32] Right, what's a bot?

[03:51:34] Exactly, and there's no play bot, so we farm the walls.

[03:51:38] And this is how you play. It's about looking at-

[03:51:41] Yeah, I got you!

[03:51:43] You got me good, that's what I like to see.

[03:51:48] Alright, so now, Genzi, why aren't you drawing bot?

[03:51:51] There's a fight happening and you had no idea what was going on.

[03:51:54] And look at how low she is. Maybe if you would have droned over 10 seconds earlier,

[03:51:59] You would have seen that and you would have been able to win.

[03:52:02] You see what I mean?

[03:52:03] Yeah.

[03:52:04] Jesus.

[03:52:05] Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[03:52:06] Fuck!

[03:52:07] Okay.

[03:52:08] It's okay.

[03:52:09] It's okay.

[03:52:10] So now what I'm gonna need you to do is you don't take the drum and afterwards you're

[03:52:13] gonna recall.

[03:52:14] But you're not gonna love it.

[03:52:15] They're, they have too much HP though.

[03:52:17] You're plugging up to run their drone.

[03:52:19] Right?

[03:52:20] So try to ult away.

[03:52:21] That's all right, run away.

[03:52:22] Bro, I was droning and I just got fucked in my tight hole, bro.

[03:52:28] So there, you were droning, but the problem is you weren't doing anything with the information

[03:52:33] because you saw Thresh walking up, so it was obvious he was going to try something on you,

[03:52:38] right?

[03:52:39] And you didn't see the other guy, the little friendless piece of shitamumu that no one wants

[03:52:44] to be around, so that's why there you had to sit there and be like, okay, if I don't

[03:52:49] see the fucking little mummy bastard, and I also am seeing that Thresh is walking

[03:52:55] up, maybe I'm going to die, right?

[03:52:57] Yeah

[03:53:00] So now for the next 30 seconds

[03:53:03] I'm not gonna say anything and I want you to tell me what you're gonna do go

[03:53:07] I'm gonna farm top bottom

[03:53:10] And drone and just see if I have a plan

[03:53:13] Okay

[03:53:14] Now I want you to also ball things like about being tell me you're throwing over things

[03:53:21] Okay, now talk about what you see to I want you to not only like talk about what you see

[03:53:27] But like what do you think?

[03:53:32] All right, and made that guy's high level

[03:53:36] Yep down down it looks like okay

[03:53:38] So now Jin see you're doing good, but you're drowning too hard, and you weren't farming

[03:53:42] So that's why when you drone think of it like this

[03:53:45] You have tiny windows of about two seconds where you can quickly glance over and if you sit there and you drone too much

[03:53:52] Right then what's gonna happen is you're just gonna end up losing out on information

[03:53:57] But what you just did that was very intuitive and very good.

[03:54:00] You saw that brush was off-dition, so you didn't walk towards your chickens because you thought they might have been there, right?

[03:54:06] Yes.

[03:54:07] So you just avoided dying, right, with information that you and Bert,

[03:54:11] and that was the concept that I taught you, apart from reading it a few seconds ago.

[03:54:15] So what does it show you?

[03:54:17] That I'm a fucking great at this game, and I should keep at it.

[03:54:21] There you go. Perfect.

[03:54:23] Alright, so now let's see it.

[03:54:27] Alright, we're gonna have to run first.

[03:54:31] Alright, if you are, you're done.

[03:54:33] If you are, you have no run away.

[03:54:37] So, now, I'm gonna explain to you a win condition.

[03:54:41] Okay?

[03:54:42] So I want you to recall.

[03:54:43] A win condition is essentially how are you gonna win this game.

[03:54:47] So, looking at the game state, I want you to press Tab,

[03:54:50] and tell me what it looks like your strongest player is.

[03:54:53] Uh, this guy.

[03:54:55] Yes, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna try to help that guy win you the game, right?

[03:55:01] Where is he? Where is he? I'm not...

[03:55:03] Yeah, exactly. You're gonna play to call me.

[03:55:04] So walk to the big purple monster and farm the objective that when you spawn it it crashes into towers, right?

[03:55:11] Then you're gonna use that top lane and you're gonna help accelerate your team.

[03:55:15] So now we talked a lot about base mechanics. We talked about how you're gonna sit there.

[03:55:20] You're gonna know what's going on and what you do with the info.

[03:55:22] But now we're actually going to talk about how you win with the information that you're going to have

[03:55:26] So find your best teammate and support him the way you play

[03:55:30] Exactly, but think of them more in terms of

[03:55:33] Find your best teammate and make him make you win

[03:55:37] Right?

[03:55:38] Yes

[03:55:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[03:55:41] There we go

[03:55:42] Okay

[03:55:45] It looks like you got ghosted by the enemy

[03:55:47] So that's what happens when you play jungle with zero delay

[03:55:50] A piece of shit bastard is just gonna walk up in your shit,

[03:55:53] steal your things from in front of your face,

[03:55:55] fuck you in the ass, and then just walk away.

[03:56:03] Bye guys, out of the late 10th straight.

[03:56:20] What do you mean I got ghosted?

[03:56:24] Like that bitch can go invisible or what?

[03:56:29] So what it is essentially is that it's not that he can go invisible.

[03:56:34] And Ally has been slain.

[03:56:36] That's all I'm hearing.

[03:56:37] Yeah.

[03:56:38] So what it is is that it's not that they go invisible, it's that they stream snipe

[03:56:43] you to know what you're doing in the game so that afterwards they can win.

[03:56:47] Do you see what I mean?

[03:56:48] Yeah.

[03:56:49] So that was a snipe?

[03:56:50] You're sure of it?

[03:56:52] It's probably.

[03:56:53] Because the Yumi Lock and Yumi Top and then afterwards they're kinda trying to win, but then there's all that shit, you know.

[03:57:02] So that's kinda like the thing.

[03:57:04] It's that normally where you're gonna have to do, if you actually wanna sit there and like play League of Legends and play Jungle with no issue,

[03:57:11] is the sweet spot is about a 30 second away.

[03:57:14] So you're gonna wanna walk away from this cause if you don't, they're gonna kill you.

[03:57:17] So just farm your red bottom.

[03:57:19] So normally how you're going to want to view like objectives versus camps is camps are secured gold and objectives are if you're strong or your team is strong then you play with that so you can actually win.

[03:57:32] Is that what you're going to have?

[03:57:33] Yeah, yeah.

[03:57:37] So you're saying if my team is strong then I should use them or something.

[03:57:43] Yeah, so it's like you want to use your teammates in a way where you're helping them help you

[03:57:49] with the game, right?

[03:57:50] So it's like, if your team is strong, you use them to secure objectives.

[03:57:55] The objectives get the turrets, and the turrets allow you to like, kill the Nexus, right?

[03:58:00] Okay, so now we're not hurt.

[03:58:01] Drink some physicality.

[03:58:02] Okay, you got that.

[03:58:03] Okay, you got that.

[03:58:04] Okay, you got that.

[03:58:05] Okay, you got that.

[03:58:06] Did I want to kill the ass?

[03:58:07] What the fuck?!

[03:58:08] Listen!

[03:58:09] You said I wanted to kill!

[03:58:10] Listen, you said it was a kill!

[03:58:13] Listen, Jyncey, this is what I'm telling you though, it's at anything and up and at any time.

[03:58:19] So there, when you saw that, you me, start throwing away dude, like a little fucking tinkerbell, that was your cue to run the fuck away.

[03:58:29] So when you see that she does that, it means she's attaching to an ally, because you kept walking in, you ended up dying.

[03:58:36] So it's about being faster with the information that you have.

[03:58:40] Yeah, uh, Dantez, I don't know that!

[03:58:43] I have two hours off the game, I don't know what you mean, flying, zipping, ulting, and-

[03:58:48] I don't know anything about this shit!

[03:58:50] That's good, though! That's good!

[03:58:53] Because it's good that you know that you don't know!

[03:58:56] Because if you thought that you knew, then you wouldn't know what to do for you to get better!

[03:59:04] Okay.

[03:59:05] So it's good that you didn't know that, Jinxy, because now you do!

[03:59:08] So the next time that little cat bitch comes up to you, you know what you're gonna do?

[03:59:12] You're gonna say, well, it's a good thing I like pussy, and you're gonna fuck her in the fucking ass!

[03:59:17] Do you understand?

[03:59:19] The Great Claw!

[03:59:22] What?

[03:59:23] Yeah.

[03:59:24] Wouldn't that be anal, though? That doesn't relate.

[03:59:26] What?

[03:59:27] I mean, dude, it's even worse. It probably beats the Audi, because she's a literal cat.

[03:59:30] But that's besides the point!

[03:59:33] It's about the concept.

[03:59:35] Do you understand the concept?

[03:59:38] Kind of, yeah, sort of, bro, brother, this is like my sixth game ever, I don't know, like,

[03:59:44] the zip, I just need to get to iron four, when skiing.

[03:59:49] Okay, but, okay, listen, I'm gonna be honest, iron four is climbing backwards, you going

[03:59:55] to iron four is worse than being iron one, because it's like iron four is the worst,

[04:00:00] iron one is the best, then it's bronze four, bronze one, you see what I mean?

[04:00:05] Yeah, okay, okay, I got you.

[04:00:07] Oh, can we still win this or is this unwinnable?

[04:00:12] You could maybe win, but do the dragon.

[04:00:14] So here the enemy team is probably doing the baton.

[04:00:16] No, you're going baton, go do the dragon.

[04:00:19] So there's something that US are jungler can do.

[04:00:21] Where's the dragon?

[04:00:22] It's a big guy!

[04:00:23] The big guy!

[04:00:24] Oh, wait a second.

[04:00:25] I'll get back up.

[04:00:26] You got a lot of dragon.

[04:00:27] Where's the dragon?

[04:00:28] What?

[04:00:29] Okay, so what?

[04:00:30] Speak English!

[04:00:31] Where is it?

[04:00:32] Speak English! Where is it? I'm feeding them! Go to the dragon! I don't know what's this thing on! It's just they're working! I don't know where the dragon is! I don't know!

[04:00:48] I'm having a panic attack. I'm having a panic attack. Okay, give me a second. Listen, listen.

[04:00:58] So the thing is, Dragon is the only objective besides Baron. So you have like the Baron

[04:01:06] and all the other shit right on the top side. And then on the bottom side, you have the

[04:01:11] dragon okay? Cameras broken. What's up bro? Okay so do you know what the dragon is now?

[04:01:23] Uh yeah nap nap yep. Okay so the dragon is always gonna look different because every game

[04:01:30] there are three different ones. The reason why I'm not telling you all this information from the

[04:01:34] get go is because it's too much for you to absorb. League of Legends is a game where there's

[04:01:39] so much info that you have to gradually process everything. You need to learn to crawl before

[04:01:45] you can walk, and then you learn how to run. You see what I'm getting at?

[04:01:51] Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got you. Okay, so that's why right now you're learning how to crawl,

[04:01:58] right? And it's like you're sitting there, you're like, you're fucking walking around,

[04:02:01] you have the umbilical cord like right next to you, you're chilling, you're fucking playing

[04:02:05] skip rope with that shit and then afterwards soon you're gonna be fucking

[04:02:09] Usain Bolt sprinting down the fucking track dude nobody can even catch you at

[04:02:14] that point do you see what I'm getting at yes yes 100% yes alright so that's why

[04:02:21] right now how do you win okay not by pressing surround here not by

[04:02:26] Okay, well, I don't know how much more I can do like, yo, let me let me let me have let me have the floor for a moment. If I may take it every time I get into a league game.

[04:02:49] I think I have an opportunity to kill somebody, either A, their health bar doesn't move, or

[04:02:57] B, they do some weird zip line fucking bullshit, stunned, stunned, and then their teammate

[04:03:03] comes marching over to me and I just get fucked in the ass.

[04:03:07] Brother, this is all fine and fucking dandy, I can't get a kill for the life of me.

[04:03:12] Defeat, defeat, ally has been slain, and then I have my teammates typing, this jungler

[04:03:18] There's sort of a non-factor in this game.

[04:03:20] Like, bro, you're an iron!

[04:03:22] You're an iron!

[04:03:24] Shut the fuck up!

[04:03:26] I have seven games to my name!

[04:03:30] I don't even understand what's happening!

[04:03:39] OK.

[04:03:40] Oh my god.

[04:03:40] No, no, no.

[04:03:41] All right.

[04:03:41] I got him.

[04:03:42] No, no, no, no, no.

[04:03:43] 600?

[04:03:44] I, that's my lowest game ever, dude.

[04:03:47] Would you want to watch me play a game and tell you everything going on so you could learn from that?

[04:03:54] Yes, please. God, yes!

[04:03:56] Yes!

[04:03:57] Yes!

[04:03:59] Fucking finally, yes!

[04:04:01] Alright, let's do it.

[04:04:02] Go, go now, go.

[04:04:04] Alright.

[04:04:05] So, explain everything you're doing, what you're gonna do, why you're doing it, why it's happening.

[04:04:12] Okay.

[04:04:12] I can I can literally do this crazy, but I'm gonna need to take a little bit more pre-workout for this

[04:04:18] Are you ready? Yeah, do pre-workout after this. I'm off, but I can do I want to do another session, bro

[04:04:25] Please I got you I got you because listen view it like today. You're just learning the absolute basics, right? Yeah

[04:04:34] But explain everything like cuz I'm a visual fucking learner. Yeah, okay, so so right now

[04:04:41] I'm playing in masters

[04:04:43] Is that the highest rank in the game?

[04:04:45] It's not the highest so why are you a pussy? Why are you a pussy? Why are you not the highest rank of the game? Are you a pussy?

[04:04:52] Why are you not the highest rank of the game?

[04:04:54] Cuz I'm a piece of shit cuz I'm a piece of shit that makes excuses jing see I'm a fucking piece of shit loser

[04:05:01] That makes excuses but in two days dude the ranks are getting reset so then no more fucking excuses

[04:05:08] There it is. And that right there, that delusional fucking insane fucking obsessive mindset is

[04:05:17] what makes you a great league player, bro. Yo, I don't know. I do. I don't know about

[04:05:22] like, bro, I don't know what your personal life is, bro. But whatever personal thing

[04:05:27] you have, bro, burn it all to the fucking floor. Listen, you're going to sleep and

[04:05:31] shit inside of your own room. You're going to do dash food. You're not going to get

[04:05:35] any sunlight ever, you're gonna play 20 hours a day and then when you reach the highest rank

[04:05:41] in the game, then you can go outside. Because right now, if I talk to you again, Domtes,

[04:05:46] in a month, and you're in Masters, I'm gonna punch you square in the fucking throat. You

[04:05:51] dedicated 20 years of your life to this game, there's not a single fucking reason why

[04:05:55] you shouldn't be the highest rank in the game. Do you understand?

[04:05:58] You know what I'll do, James, see?

[04:05:59] What will you do if you're not the highest rank in the game?

[04:06:01] In a month! In one month!

[04:06:03] What is in a month?

[04:06:04] on May 20 April May yep in May 27 if you're the highest rank in the game on

[04:06:11] May 27 20 27 or 2026 I'm gonna fly out to whatever state you're in and I'm gonna

[04:06:17] live record you punching me in the fucking throat and kicking me in the

[04:06:21] balls four times ah yo bro I'll fucking book your flight if you're not the

[04:06:27] highest rank in the game in a month I can physically assault you in a month

[04:06:33] And I'll let you do it. You're gonna have 10 minutes to do whatever the fuck you want

[04:06:37] That's the mindset of me because if you'd say you're mad I almost puked when you said your masters brother

[04:06:42] You're playing for 20 years masters. Are you literally a bot? Are you above?

[04:06:49] You know it and you know what the worst part is Jinx, I'll tell you it's the fact that you're not even

[04:06:55] Like I wish I could tell you know what Jinx see maybe maybe you're wrong, but you're not

[04:07:01] What?

[04:07:02] Yeah.

[04:07:03] Exactly, bro.

[04:07:04] And that's why I don't know what the fuck you've been doing, bro, but burn everything to the

[04:07:09] floor besides League of Legends.

[04:07:11] And then, when you hit the highest rank in the game, then you're permitted to go outside.

[04:07:16] Until then, bro, you're gonna turn into a fucking goblin in your room.

[04:07:20] So you're telling me that I need to ignore my wife?

[04:07:22] I need to ignore my family, ignore my friends?

[04:07:25] I need to sit there, say fuck YouTube, fuck everything until I'm the highest rank

[04:07:28] in the game.

[04:07:29] is literally exactly what I'm saying.

[04:07:31] Yes, bingo.

[04:07:33] Brother, burn it all to the ground.

[04:07:35] There's no reason why you should

[04:07:36] have been the highest rank in the game.

[04:07:38] And if you're not the highest rank in the game on May 27,

[04:07:41] I'm going to punch you directly in the throat.

[04:07:45] You know what?

[04:07:47] Your wife should understand that you want to be great.

[04:07:50] You don't want to be masters.

[04:07:52] You want to be what's it called, challenger?

[04:07:54] Challenger.

[04:07:55] You want to be a challenger, not a master.

[04:07:59] I don't care if you were a challenger.

[04:08:01] The thing about life is nobody gives a fuck

[04:08:05] about what you used to do or what you used to be.

[04:08:09] People care about what you are right now.

[04:08:13] Right now when you wake up, what are you?

[04:08:17] Nobody gives a-

[04:08:18] I'm a fucking loser.

[04:08:19] I'm a fucking piece of shit.

[04:08:22] I'm a good for nothing asshole

[04:08:24] that deserves to get his throat smashed open

[04:08:27] My homeless man with a machine!

[04:08:31] That's what I am!

[04:08:35] You're mic broke, but bro listen,

[04:08:37] you have to win this game.

[04:08:39] There's not a fucking option.

[04:08:40] You have to win this game,

[04:08:41] explain everything you're doing,

[04:08:43] why you're doing it so I can learn Necrom.

[04:08:46] Okay, I'm gonna give you everything.

[04:08:48] Okay, listen, just for you,

[04:08:49] Jeng-C, listen, it's 7 p.m.

[04:08:52] I'm about to take some fucking caffeine.

[04:08:53] I'm doing it.

[04:08:54] Okay, good.

[04:08:55] That's what I like to fucking hear. Well, that's a shit. I like to hear and you know what else I'll tell you

[04:09:01] The season

[04:09:02] Resets in two days and everyone that's master plus gets a rank reset when that happens

[04:09:07] I'm going 12 hours a day minimum every single damn time challenger. I'll be checking bro

[04:09:13] I'll be fucking lurking in your streams, bro

[04:09:15] And like I said, if you are not challenger in a month, I get to punch you square in the fucking face

[04:09:22] and the nuts and the nuts okay sure bro there's no goddamn reason why you

[04:09:30] shouldn't be challenging playing the game for your entire life that what I

[04:09:33] like to call that's bullshit that's coping and that's blaming exterior

[04:09:38] factors you we don't give a fuck about what you can't control it's about what

[04:09:44] you can control and what you can do is be the best goddamn hech room this

[04:09:49] This world has ever seen, okay?

[04:09:51] Dude, you're fucking saying the shit

[04:09:54] that I used to say to myself years ago, bro.

[04:09:57] It's like a blast from the fucking past.

[04:10:00] Are you a time traveler?

[04:10:02] No, bro, I think we just have goaded mindsets.

[04:10:05] Listen, let me say another thing.

[04:10:07] If I see or you blame anything in this entire game,

[04:10:09] if I hear you blame your teammate,

[04:10:11] if I hear you blame the other team,

[04:10:12] if I hear you blame stream sniping,

[04:10:14] I'm going to leave the call

[04:10:15] and block you on every social media platform.

[04:10:18] Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitch, Twitter, Discord, Instagram, Snapchat, Grinder, every social media platform I have and you have, I'm going to block you and ban you from.

[04:10:28] I'm never going to speak to you again. If I hear you blame anyone.

[04:10:32] Jinxie, you want to know what the funniest thing about it is?

[04:10:35] People think guys like me and you have grinder downloaded cuz we're gay. It's not true

[04:10:40] We have it downloaded cuz we understand the fucking grind set and of course we're gonna have a fucking app that reflects that does that make sense

[04:10:47] Yeah, 100%

[04:10:49] Yes

[04:10:51] All right, let's do it then all right. Okay lock the fucking bro. I'm not here to watch some shitty game black lock in

[04:10:58] I got you wait. What rank is title right now? Is he is he challenger?

[04:11:02] He might, I mean I think he might be Grandmaster maybe, but I think he is Challenger.

[04:11:11] What rank is, what rank?

[04:11:13] What rank?

[04:11:15] I know he has, he has one account that's like high masters and then the other one is

[04:11:18] other.

[04:11:19] So is that one better than you in League of Legends?

[04:11:24] You know what?

[04:11:25] I need to kill my ego to rebuild a new man so I'll say yes.

[04:11:31] Yeah. Okay.

[04:11:33] Tata's GM. What does that mean?

[04:11:35] Is that better or worse than Master's?

[04:11:36] Worse?

[04:11:37] No, GM is top 1000 challenger is top 300.

[04:11:44] He's top 1000 in the world.

[04:11:47] No, in North America.

[04:11:49] Oh, wait, is there a difference between North America and like other servers?

[04:11:53] Yeah, the difference is that North America is the best server.

[04:11:56] So there are other like shitty servers like Korea or Europe, but they aren't

[04:11:59] Anywhere near as good as NA because in NA if you grew up at three in the morning

[04:12:03] They're like these people that play from like 300 ping like Chinese transfer students that just shit on you every single game

[04:12:11] my chat saying

[04:12:13] Korean is the hardest server

[04:12:16] Korean is the hardest and he's the worst Korea is the hardest this guy's

[04:12:20] I

[04:12:24] Ignore all of the pros like in Korea like all of the proof. What are you saying, bro?

[04:12:30] Dude, okay. Let me ask you a question. Okay, let me ask you a question

[04:12:38] Is you saying both the best runner on the planet?

[04:12:42] He was the best runner on the planet. I think it's no allows them. What's your point? What are you digging out here?

[04:12:47] I'm not sure either, but I distracted you long enough for you to forget what your point was.

[04:12:53] So that's what matters.

[04:12:54] Yeah.

[04:12:55] No, you didn't distract me, bro.

[04:12:56] My chat said Korea's the hardest server in the game.

[04:12:59] That's what my chat said.

[04:13:01] Dude, okay.

[04:13:02] Listen, listen, listen.

[04:13:05] Anybody saying that has never experienced a North American Super server?

[04:13:09] Like I'm telling you, what me and you are playing on, Jinxie, except we're brothers

[04:13:13] in arms.

[04:13:14] Do you understand what I'm talking about?

[04:13:16] I'm playing in some brain-dad fucking server bro.

[04:13:19] Don't throw me in there.

[04:13:20] Don't try training to fight Khadim.

[04:13:22] Don't delegitimize yourself.

[04:13:24] Yo, so is Khadim actually the faker of Iron?

[04:13:27] Like, what is that?

[04:13:28] Okay, he is, but do you want me to talk about that

[04:13:30] or explain what's going on in the game?

[04:13:31] Explain what's going on in the game.

[04:13:32] Wait, I have no game sound.

[04:13:33] I have no game sound.

[04:13:34] All right, so listen.

[04:13:35] So what it's gonna be is,

[04:13:37] level one, we're gonna place a word over here.

[04:13:39] And the reason why we're placing a word here

[04:13:41] is because I've trundled the sites

[04:13:43] to start on my red buff,

[04:13:45] I'm gonna have enough information that I can like react accordingly.

[04:13:49] So normally people are going to do like folk clears, right?

[04:13:52] Like they're either going to clear top to bottom, top to top,

[04:13:54] but there can also be cheese pathings where you do one buff and then you move in

[04:13:58] the enemy jungle.

[04:13:59] And in order for you to prevent that from happening to you or being able to

[04:14:03] react to it in time, you need to actually be able to ward your opposite buff.

[04:14:07] Okay.

[04:14:09] Yup.

[04:14:10] It's a remake.

[04:14:10] 100%.

[04:14:11] Okay, do we run one more because that's a remake so it's what happens when someone doesn't connect to the game. Okay, look, bro. Let's play again tomorrow. Okay. I'll be on tomorrow.

[04:14:26] And I'll watch you play and then I'll try to emulate what I'm doing. Alright, we open part two tomorrow. Alright. Sounds good. Sounds good.

[04:14:35] We open part two tomorrow, bro. All right, sounds good sounds good, bro. Yo, you're an interesting guy, bro

[04:14:41] I don't know how I don't know bro. You're an interesting dude, bro

[04:14:46] You know what Jinx I'm gonna be honest

[04:14:49] I want to thank you for today not just cuz like, you know the coaching and all that

[04:14:53] But the things that you were saying about you know, like becoming the best again and shit

[04:14:57] It's words that I need to hear you know, so

[04:15:00] So, honestly I appreciate it and genuinely I also think that you can become really good

[04:15:06] too as long as you keep that fire to keep improving.

[04:15:10] Okay, okay, okay, I got you bro, yes, and yeah, there's no reason, there's no god damn

[04:15:15] reason why you shouldn't be the highest ranked in the game.

[04:15:17] Bro, I'll see you again tomorrow, okay, with like another day of coaching.

[04:15:21] Alright, sounds good, but anyways, I want to thank you again, had a lot of fun

[04:15:25] and I'll message you for tomorrow, okay?

[04:15:26] Alright bro, I'll see you.

[04:15:27] Alright, have a good one, later.

[04:15:30] guy is a literal ball of Tism. I'm not even gonna lie. That guy actually has more Tism than I do.

[04:15:39] Loving him or did you want to crack the ball? That guy is literally a ball of Tism.

[04:15:44] A lot of fun though. Not gonna lie. A lot of fun. Chat, we'll play again tomorrow. Guys,

[04:15:52] play again tomorrow. 100%. 100%. Chat, we gotta get on siege though.

[04:15:57] Because yeah, I told y'all I was gonna be on siege.

[04:16:00] Chopping on time for comment and I have a piece of shit and I was on lead too long.

[04:16:04] Bro, league is addicting.

[04:16:05] I don't know how to say it.

[04:16:07] I'm literally awful at league.

[04:16:10] I'm the worst player in the lobby every time I step foot in the lobby.

[04:16:13] Every time I click tab, I'm the only guy with a yellow damage bar.

[04:16:17] Everybody else has fucking blue damage.

[04:16:19] I'm literally a sack of garbage and I'm the reason why we lose every single game

[04:16:22] that we play.

[04:16:24] But on top of that, I find myself wanting to keep playing the game and wanting to improve.

[04:16:29] Chat, hi guys.

[04:16:30] I'm going to, hi guys.

[04:16:31] I'm going to go Pee out of delay, all right?

[04:16:33] Or hi guys, reset the delay.

[04:16:35] Now chat, what would you all rather do?

[04:16:37] You versus the way you deserve or guessing right?

[04:16:39] What would you all rather do?

[04:18:24] Wait, was I muted in chat?

[04:18:46] Vote, vote, vote, vote, wait, was I muted, was I muted?

[04:18:51] Or are you guys just saying comedy nights?

[04:18:54] Okay.

[04:18:57] Comedy night tomorrow.

[04:18:59] Listen, what I have to do because I'm addicted to League,

[04:19:04] I'm gonna play other games first in then

[04:19:06] and mystery modeling.

[04:19:08] Cause that was bad.

[04:19:09] I was on for like three hours again.

[04:19:12] And I wanna play like four or five games a day.

[04:19:14] League is addicting, bro.

[04:19:15] I don't explain it.

[04:19:18] Jack, nothing's rigged.

[04:19:20] I'm gonna go on call it out tomorrow.

[04:19:21] I'm gonna, wait, high fives.

[04:19:24] I just realized something.

[04:19:25] Is the Xbox audio gonna be shit, high fives?

[04:19:29] Cause remember, I need to talk to them in party chat, high fives.

[04:19:32] High fives.

[04:19:38] Fuck this learning shit.

[04:19:39] Can you just pay to win as hard as you can?

[04:19:42] Bubbles, uh, bubbles, what?

[04:19:44] I didn't even read your whole message.

[04:19:47] What did you say, bubbles?

[04:19:48] What?

[04:19:48] What is this guy's fucking deal?

[04:19:52] Boggles, what?

[04:19:55] Fuck this learning shit, Jinxie.

[04:19:57] Can you just pay to win as hard as you can in this game?

[04:20:00] Boggles, I don't need to pay to win to be good, bro.

[04:20:07] It's not even a pay to win game.

[04:20:08] Hi guys, is the auto gonna be fucked if it is, I could do guessing rights.

[04:20:13] Is the auto gonna be fucked?

[04:20:16] Jinxie revived Paladins?

[04:20:17] I don't know what that game is, bro

[04:20:19] Like you always do a boggles. So okay boggles. I'm not pay to win

[04:20:24] Boggles, she just not pay to win. I've been champed 20 times. What are you saying? I?

[04:20:29] Fits you have 20 times boggles, please shut up

[04:20:33] What I've asked

[04:20:36] I don't know just another day of League of Legends getting passed around like a fucking joint about you

[04:20:47] three hours and I saw three double kills. It's not bad, it's not bad, but anyways,

[04:20:55] Disney, what I'm once gonna say is we're just trying to fix this Xbox thing and um,

[04:21:01] I'm just trying to do it. So, basically, you're gonna get a 7-series, you're gonna

[04:21:05] get an audio 7-series, and you're gonna make sure that everything is on the talk,

[04:21:08] because sometimes they help with the C-chains, because you're coming here, why am I involved?

[04:21:12] Why'd I stop are you one out of all or something or did you just drink five

[04:21:17] coffees I've never heard you this energized

[04:21:42] Thank you so much.

[04:21:44] Okay, now, can we get an additional option, please?

[04:21:48] This is going to be on the video.

[04:21:49] It's up to you.

[04:21:51] All right.

[04:22:01] All right, let's try it so far.

[04:22:03] Can you add something to the party?

[04:22:04] Can you like the balls or something?

[04:22:06] Okay, you need to talk to them, okay?

[04:22:07] Somebody join party, please.

[04:22:12] Okay, thank you.

[04:22:15] Hi guys, what's up with you right now, bro?

[04:22:18] What? I'm just chilling right now.

[04:22:21] Wait, I need to swap monitors.

[04:22:24] Okay.

[04:22:25] Alright.

[04:22:27] Alright, let me see if you can hear him.

[04:22:29] See if you can hear him.

[04:22:30] Alright, let me hear you.

[04:22:31] Chudry!

[04:22:35] See if you can hear him. See if you can hear him.

[04:22:37] Alright, alright, alright.

[04:22:38] Wait, you can navigate. You can navigate and see if we can hear him.

[04:22:41] Yeah.

[04:23:00] Now try?

[04:23:01] Still nothing.

[04:23:11] What did he do?

[04:23:15] You were like fucking with the sevens and now he's here shit.

[04:23:18] Um, okay, go to your, to five to your sevens.

[04:23:21] You don't need to be in our sets.

[04:23:23] Here I am, guys. Let's do this tomorrow, bro.

[04:23:26] You want to do this tomorrow?

[04:23:28] Yes.

[04:23:30] What do y'all want?

[04:23:37] Comic night or guessing ranks?

[04:23:46] We'll do it tomorrow.

[04:23:49] Comic night or guessing ranks?

[04:23:51] Chat's gonna say comedy night.

[04:23:54] Comic night or guessing ranks?

[04:23:56] vote vote vote vote vote vote vote what do you mean fuck he's back fuck does that mean

[04:24:06] come in at your guessing ranks we could you make me laugh get a hundred dollars

[04:24:16] he's coming today winning guessing ranks is winning okay

[04:24:24] Hey now we're talking all right. I'm gonna switch the monitor

[04:24:29] So now Jack stop fucking trying about having a night it lost the bulls shut up

[04:24:42] Where is this shit bro, bro, where's my cord have I you know

[04:24:46] I got it got it

[04:24:56] You have ice you should play me and we can see you can get out of iron first you should

[04:25:07] play me buddy huh all right have I thank you for the hell bro play me first

[04:25:26] I just want to get out of iron wins.

[04:25:28] Oh, okay.

[04:25:30] And we can do that, but I'm telling you, I have three working for themselves and you have one.

[04:25:35] So I don't think you're going to win. It's unfortunate though. I'm fine.

[04:25:38] Alright. Bazaar.

[04:25:42] Alright, Chad.

[04:25:44] Guessing your rank in Tom Clancy's rainbow six siege.

[04:25:48] The rules are simple.

[04:25:50] Send in a clip,

[04:25:52] or maybe send in a tip of your wiener in GTA, of course.

[04:26:00] Oh yeah, we're gonna do a repoll chat for that.

[04:26:04] Yeah, that makes no sense.

[04:26:05] But you know, it's turning into this thing

[04:26:07] where it's like, the more I read the chat man,

[04:26:10] the more brain cells I lose.

[04:26:12] Yeah, dude, let's do a repoll.

[04:26:14] All right.

[04:26:17] How about this, can you mesh these?

[04:26:18] Can you mesh my tabs?

[04:26:19] How about this, can you mesh my tabs?

[04:26:21] They're like split on chrome.

[04:26:23] All right, ladies and gentlemen.

[04:26:25] First clip of the day, guessing ranks in rainbow six season.

[04:26:30] You know the rules, guys.

[04:26:32] You know the rules.

[04:26:33] If you're going to send in a clip,

[04:26:35] make sure you do not have your rank charm.

[04:26:40] Let me say that again louder.

[04:26:42] Make sure you do not set rock in me, Jesus Christ.

[04:26:46] Make sure you do not have your rank charm.

[04:26:49] Here we go.

[04:26:50] First limit of day, first guess of the day.

[04:26:55] Seek to destroy it.

[04:26:57] Okay, stop.

[04:26:59] Why are you roaming with Bandit?

[04:27:00] Why do you have two Bandits in your pocket?

[04:27:02] Also, why does the Gamer Tag have four numbers in it?

[04:27:05] This is probably a low rank.

[04:27:06] We left operator standing.

[04:27:10] Hi, guys, pull up R6 tracker, good day.

[04:27:12] Good day!

[04:27:14] Leading the wrong way, me.

[04:27:16] Good day!

[04:27:17] Wait!

[04:27:18] Okay, okay.

[04:27:19] One out four remaining.

[04:27:24] Not a bad reloading spot!

[04:27:30] He's on his snake ability seat for the door!

[04:27:41] Is that your first time quick peeking? What was that?

[04:27:44] You showed a cliff where you don't even have-

[04:28:02] So it's guessing ranks and you showed your rank!

[04:28:10] I was going to guess gold too, chat's going to say cap but I literally was going to guess gold.

[04:28:17] Alright, next up in the day, the first guest is Northern Boy because he showed his rank.

[04:28:24] Stop. This is the 90th time I've said this this week.

[04:28:30] Why are we using sledge shotgun? Under no circumstance is this everest acceptable plan.

[04:28:39] Please, drone. Please, drone.

[04:28:43] What is his FOV?

[04:28:45] What is his FOV?

[04:28:47] He's this guy on 60.

[04:28:50] You're gonna drone, right?

[04:28:57] This is copper.

[04:29:00] This is 100% copper!

[04:29:03] You must recover.

[04:29:04] Maybe, bronza!

[04:29:09] If this is not copper, I'm uninstalling the game.

[04:29:31] I'm uninstalling the game if this is not copper.

[04:29:36] He's either copper or he's unranked.

[04:29:38] one or the other. It's not even humanly possible to be that bad. Final guess, Copper.

[04:29:47] Whaaaaat? He hit Bronze 4. We're over one on guesses. Off to a rough start. Yo bro,

[04:29:56] cute dog. I don't ever want to see you on this game again, though. You did it,

[04:30:00] Drone. You're using Sled Shotgun. You're on 60 FOV, and your sensitivity is 10.

[04:30:05] Next to one of the day, next guess of the day, this is our second guess, we're 0 for

[04:30:13] one on guesses, the goal is 7 for 10, stop you're over droning, this is what I'm always

[04:30:20] talking about, you have space, take the space, the more you drone, the more time they have

[04:30:25] to shoot your drone and then retake the space, you have space, take space, I don't

[04:30:30] why everybody struggles with this who put the proximity alarm is that a

[04:30:40] chandelier I mean that's a proximity alarm yo bro who are you going to

[04:30:46] attack spider-man I mean who can actually get up there

[04:30:53] So I'm confused.

[04:31:12] Do you want to piss me off?

[04:31:14] You're ramming a wooden wall which literally gives them more vision of the door that you're

[04:31:18] going to enter from

[04:31:33] sorry sorry sorry sorry not bad

[04:31:39] okay he's sitting this has a chance of being gold or black

[04:31:45] No, not gold. Maybe emerald?

[04:31:51] I'm gonna say your peak rank is

[04:31:55] Plat 4.

[04:31:57] You're not good. You're not bad. Plat 4.

[04:32:01] J sweep.

[04:32:06] Plat 1? Oh my god! This guy was almost emerald.

[04:32:11] Okay, one for two on guesses. Not bad at all.

[04:32:15] Decision making was a little bit all over the place, but your aim was okay.

[04:32:19] And in Siege, aim could take you a pretty far way.

[04:32:22] Third guest of the day, coming in from Katsu here.

[04:32:29] 2v5 scenario, 45 seconds on the clock.

[04:32:33] 3-4 overtime math point. This is where legends are made.

[04:32:39] If I'm you, I'm impacting the door behind you and swinging the guy top.

[04:32:45] Are you aiming with your cock?

[04:33:15] It's got to be Silver, I mean maybe Gold, it's so hard to tell, I'm gonna trust my guns

[04:33:42] and say your aim was so egregiously bad silver.

[04:33:46] Please God.

[04:34:04] Okay, one for three.

[04:34:08] Okay, I don't even know what to say.

[04:34:10] One for three, okay.

[04:34:12] What the actual fuck just happened? That's a platform

[04:34:18] It's okay. The goal is seven for ten. We're one for three everybody calm down

[04:34:24] Next guest today coming in from Dini

[04:34:31] Hey, Dini, I'm already concerned one you have a penguin charm

[04:34:36] To we're on favela, which is casual. Are you not even ranked yet?

[04:34:42] So Denny, first piece of advice for you bro, when you're shooting you can just go, you

[04:35:04] don't have to go.

[04:35:08] You're just gonna make your aim worse

[04:35:17] All right, it looks like that went in one ear out the other I this guy moves while he shoots. What is this?

[04:35:27] Okay, so Danny, I don't mean this in an offensive way

[04:35:32] Whoa, I don't mean to say an offensive way

[04:35:35] That was some of the worst day I've ever seen if you're not copper. I think you're unranked. So I'm gonna say unranked

[04:35:43] Because you played casual

[04:35:48] There it is, that's what I'm talking about boys. He's unranked

[04:35:53] 0.6 KD 75 win percentage. He's never played a ranked match. He's played eight games total

[04:35:58] Well, that's what you look like in your first eight games of Siege

[04:36:01] He's level 96 with 400 hours played

[04:36:05] But it looks like he only plays TDF.

[04:36:07] Wow.

[04:36:08] We actually got that right.

[04:36:10] I assumed he was on right because he was playing casual.

[04:36:13] He's playing casual.

[04:36:14] Yo, we've gotten two guesses correct, two guesses incorrect.

[04:36:17] We're two for four, not a bad start at all.

[04:36:20] The goal is seven for ten.

[04:36:22] Lock the fucking guys.

[04:36:23] Let's go.

[04:36:24] Let's tango, baby.

[04:36:28] Next guess that it ain't coming in from ads.

[04:36:32] He's not at a right charm, I believe it is.

[04:36:34] Jesus Christ guys simple instructions guys simple instructions the instructions are simple and now the xbox is frozen because you didn't follow instructions

[04:36:42] Why would you send in a clip of guessing ranks?

[04:36:48] If I can see your chart

[04:36:52] To warm up this next guest of the day crimson

[04:36:55] Check it out crimson. See how you messed up everything

[04:36:59] You didn't follow simple instructions. You see I messed up a little bit of everything

[04:37:02] everything is destroyed now because you didn't follow instructions because you

[04:37:06] didn't follow the simplest instructions ever now everything is destroyed and

[04:37:09] you've caused depression this entire stream this entire stream is depressed

[04:37:14] because of you and your actions oh my god I'm gonna actually think I'm gonna

[04:37:21] think bro nobody can stop me please all right two for four next yesterday

[04:37:32] coming in from wool yeti here i'm gonna be honest your gamer tag it's not really

[04:37:37] screaming champion to me

[04:37:42] okay first thing i'm noticing he purchased the twitch elite skin

[04:37:47] which means he probably has a decent amount of hours on the game

[04:37:52] so that's a good start

[04:37:55] pop the mirror pop the mirror if you know what's good

[04:37:59] Let's go, baby!

[04:38:01] That's how you play Switch!

[04:38:03] That right there is how you play Switch!

[04:38:07] He went for the other mirror.

[04:38:09] Okay. This kid's got potential.

[04:38:11] This kid's got potential.

[04:38:13] That's all I'm gonna say.

[04:38:17] Wait a minute.

[04:38:19] He knows the map.

[04:38:21] He's doing the chimney strat.

[04:38:25] Okay.

[04:38:27] Holy W support player, his dog shit teammates are dead, but he popped both mirrors.

[04:38:39] 1v5 nowhere.

[04:38:48] You see how because he popped the mirrors, now Mira has to swing on a different angle.

[04:38:54] Everything is just a snowball effect.

[04:38:57] Good decision, short-term, we can put him on the long-term.

[04:39:11] There's a champ that is champ?

[04:39:14] Gustavo's decision making alone?

[04:39:17] But I think he's diamond. Maybe I'm wrong.

[04:39:20] But I think this guy's smarter than I'm wrong.

[04:39:27] I might see a chance.

[04:39:34] I'm not even kidding, I might get this guy tapped!

[04:39:39] I want to be in this scenario now.

[04:39:41] He's gonna take space off of this.

[04:39:43] Might be a good opportunity to walk inside.

[04:39:45] I'm not gonna lie.

[04:39:57] I'm going to be honest, I saw him flash a scoreboard, but I didn't see anybody's right, so I'm not going to lie. I was pranking.

[04:40:13] I think this guy, I'm going to say Diamond Peak. I don't think his aim is the only thing that's making him not champ, but bro his decision making is so good.

[04:40:24] Diamond, I'm going to say you beat that diamond three.

[04:40:28] Diamond four, not 10.

[04:40:32] 1.4 KD, oh my God.

[04:40:35] That's my support, go out.

[04:40:38] Keep at it, bro.

[04:40:40] You're going to hit champion in no time, brother.

[04:40:41] Three guesses correct, only two incorrect.

[04:40:44] For three for five, the room for error is minimal.

[04:40:47] If we want to go seven for 10,

[04:40:49] we can only mess up one more guess.

[04:40:52] Let's go, let's go boys.

[04:40:54] React, react, react, I got...

[04:41:02] Bower.

[04:41:04] Next limit of the day.

[04:41:05] Point out.

[04:41:07] That guy literally just did a picture of my full name.

[04:41:11] 3 for 5 on the guesses, lock it.

[04:41:14] And I believe they did it first.

[04:41:20] Okay, you're lurking with Twitch?

[04:41:23] I like that you're lurking, but I think we should be doing it with nook

[04:41:27] If you're gonna murk, I think we use nook

[04:41:41] Oh my god, they don't know they don't know they have no idea they have no idea

[04:41:46] Throw a drone into the

[04:41:48] Yes, yes, yes, keep going, you're safe.

[04:41:57] Big time players, big time players!

[04:42:02] One more.

[04:42:04] Yes!

[04:42:05] And he showed them.

[04:42:08] Why would you show the rank?

[04:42:12] Guys, it's guessing ranks.

[04:42:16] what is the point? Okay, well, to be fair, we're guessing his peak rank, not his current

[04:42:23] and I just broke my life. Oh my God. Peak rank. I'm going to say champion.

[04:42:34] I got a feeling peak rank champion. Let's see. No, I'm going to say peak rank diamond

[04:42:39] without further ado. I'm so fucking clutched. He was two games off chip! I'm actually so

[04:42:51] clutched. Okay. Four guesses correct. Two incorrect. We're four for six on guesses. All we need to do

[04:43:00] is go three for four on our next four guesses. And ladies and gentlemen, without further ado,

[04:43:06] So, we have went 7 for 10 on guessing ranks, which is ridiculously hard.

[04:43:11] If you're watching the video, try to play along with it.

[04:43:14] We're 4 for 6 on guesses, guys!

[04:43:18] Alright, Malusi, 2v3 scenario, you're getting spotted by a camera, it's good to reposition

[04:43:25] now.

[04:43:28] Your movement is bad, I don't know.

[04:43:33] know it looks like this molasses tied to your feet on the door what language is

[04:43:43] that

[04:43:46] You hear somebody close right, yep.

[04:43:53] I don't know about the same.

[04:44:02] Why are we looking at a trash can?

[04:44:04] They planted the bomb.

[04:44:05] Time is of the essence.

[04:44:06] Let's go!

[04:44:07] The enemy is alive.

[04:44:14] Where is the battery?

[04:44:17] Does that guy not have headboots?

[04:44:22] Okay, what I like to call in this scenario is the point of no return.

[04:44:27] Once you are this far into a diffuse, you have to stick it.

[04:44:30] If you get off of this diffuse and aim and kill them, you're not going to have enough time to diffuse.

[04:44:36] You have to stick it.

[04:44:37] good kid what it what a what an average player what it did it's not got it off

[04:44:46] good kid okay he didn't look good I'm gonna say gold he didn't look good he

[04:44:57] didn't look terrible but I'm gonna say gold final gas please God he hit gold

[04:45:05] two in Phantom sight which was literally five years ago. Let's go! I'll take it I

[04:45:11] don't give a fluff it's based off peace ranks. So I have five guesses correct two

[04:45:17] incorrect we're five for seven. Is this my best guessing ranks run ever? Oh my

[04:45:23] god dude five for seven guess I'm sorry it's a little bit longer. Bro I don't

[04:45:30] care if you send in long clips I actually prefer it when it comes to

[04:45:34] guessing ranks because then I have more information to go off of. I only care when you send in

[04:45:39] a clip and it shows your charm.

[04:45:50] Alright, you almost shot your teammate in the head, bro. Come on. We gotta clean this up.

[04:46:04] Alright, you're pre-firing nothing, instead of pre-firing, just hold an angle and see if

[04:46:15] he focuses out of it, then you get a pre-kill.

[04:46:17] If you pre-fire it, he's going to be less inclined to peek it, that's just how Siege

[04:46:21] is.

[04:46:22] Alright, if you pre-fire it one more time, I'm going to lose it, no one's there.

[04:46:27] There you go, shot the Goyle.

[04:46:31] Grenade out.

[04:46:32] 3V3, your teammate is in sight on Blackbird. Help your teammate! Help your teammate!

[04:46:38] Loading mag.

[04:46:46] Friendly last operator standing.

[04:46:57] Maybe we hit a nice recovery shot to close out the clip.

[04:47:26] flashbang privileges have been revoked for the next 30 days.

[04:47:41] Yep, that's gotta be silver. I'm just gonna be a straight shooter here. That's silver.

[04:47:48] He hit gold one. BOWRRRRAAAAAT!

[04:47:51] He had gold one with a point eight. Maybe that's the power of support. Jesus Christ. Okay. We're five for eight.

[04:47:58] We have to go two for two on the last two guesses or we're cooked. Everybody lock in.

[04:48:06] We can reach our goal of seven for ten, but we have to... Bro, the difference between gold and silver, it's like so minispule,

[04:48:15] But normally it just comes down to how much you actually play the game.

[04:48:19] You can be Silver's skill level, but if you play 200 games a season, you're just gonna

[04:48:23] naturally hit gold.

[04:48:24] Cause you're gonna get a good string of good dmg.

[04:48:27] Guess, guess, guess, this guy's a new PPFP, that's what I'm talking about.

[04:48:31] Alright, we're 5 for 8.

[04:48:33] We need to go 2 for 2 on the last 2 guesses to clutch out.

[04:48:38] Is that a pickle, rip, charm?

[04:48:39] That is peak?

[04:48:40] I didn't even know that existed.

[04:48:41] I love how you drove him and didn't read that I love it now we should crouch

[04:49:07] What is this horror movie?

[04:49:09] That right there is why we never red paint on drones ever.

[04:49:26] He's good, but he's not great.

[04:49:31] It's kind of in the middle upper mid. I'd say like maybe flat or emerald

[04:49:41] So some of the bum nice

[04:49:47] That's just pointless your insight doesn't matter

[04:49:56] This really feels like platinum

[04:49:58] Ah, the thing is, if I get this wrong,

[04:50:03] everything's cooked and we fail the challenge.

[04:50:07] I'm gonna trust my gut and say he's either

[04:50:10] a really good plat or a really bad emerald.

[04:50:13] But I'm gonna say because the opposing team was so bad,

[04:50:16] I'm gonna say plat.

[04:50:18] This is it, if we get this,

[04:50:19] we're six for nine and the dream's alive.

[04:50:21] Blat!

[04:50:24] I knew it.

[04:50:25] I said he's either a really good plat

[04:50:27] a really bad emerald and he was literally he was barely emerald he was the lowest

[04:50:32] division in emerald oh my god i want to puke chat you see how like that's good

[04:50:39] ball knowledge man that's that's good ball knowledge bro i said he's either a

[04:50:47] really bad emerald or a really good plan he was the lowest division emerald

[04:50:52] all right we're five for nine let's see if we can go six for ten that's still

[04:50:55] not that bad. Six for ten is not that bad. Last coming day is Slips. Let's see.

[04:51:03] Okay, I'm already concerned because it's a cash clip, so I'm already concerned.

[04:51:10] And it looks like your teammate left to go get a pop dart.

[04:51:13] Also, your class set up is Sledge Shotgun.

[04:51:20] I don't, I don't even, I'm absolutely flabbergasted yet again.

[04:51:28] Your chat, there's like this cult of people in the community that send me clips of them

[04:51:34] using Sledge Shotgun, guys stop doing it, it's, it's horrible.

[04:51:39] Okay, that was actually incredible map knowledge.

[04:52:09] I don't think he's a bad player, I think he's a bad player.

[04:52:24] I don't think he's bad.

[04:52:26] I think he's just kind of placed for fun.

[04:52:28] Because that first kill was clean.

[04:52:56] What is Thor doing?

[04:52:58] Okay.

[04:53:00] Thorn!

[04:53:01] He just massacred your team!

[04:53:04] This one's a hard one.

[04:53:07] I want to say like, plat, but he just kind of trolls in casual.

[04:53:16] I'm going to say plat, but he trolls in casual.

[04:53:18] This is a really niche gut feeling, but I think I'm right.

[04:53:28] He's never been ranked.

[04:53:38] He's never been ranked?

[04:53:43] Broke with the map knowledge on the first guy was so good.

[04:53:47] Oh my god, I gotta fix my life.

[04:53:54] in thereal action and check it

[04:54:09] I'm up off y'all. Another peak

[04:54:12] day of streaming bro another

[04:54:14] peak day on the chat. Had a

[04:54:17] lot of fun with the test today

[04:54:17] bro. I think I'm going to

[04:54:20] we're gonna do another

[04:54:21] coaching session with them

[04:54:21] Like I'll do other games at the start and then I'll do me because that was fun as fuck

[04:54:27] But you have another peak stream boys. I love y'all boys man, and I'm a catch y'all in the next one

[04:54:35] As always God first God bless and in case I don't see you

[04:54:40] Good afternoon