[485/730] 🔴 CLASH -> ROCKET LEAGUE -> R6 -> LEAGUE OF LEGENDS DAY 4 🔴

Jynxzi

04-29-2026 · 5h 50m

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[00:00:00] Now she want my money, I said not it at all, no, no

[00:00:06] Spanish girl, she know this, trying to get my pesos

[00:00:09] You can't get no money, don't give no thought

[00:00:12] She my mother, ferret date, but fuck it's us all

[00:00:16] Yeah, she like my word, play no when they stop you

[00:00:19] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

[00:00:26] Yeah

[00:00:31] The day 485

[00:00:53] Is it just me or have I been early bro

[00:00:56] No, no, no, no, no, the last like how many streams late I'm an hour early chat. I'm not even gonna lie

[00:01:06] Is it just me or have I been early as balls? Why is this random

[00:01:11] Beam of light hitting the back of my green screen? I'm gonna have a Andrew isn't today

[00:01:17] Bro, why is there a?

[00:01:20] That is inexplicable

[00:01:22] When I get close to the camera look at the green screen

[00:01:25] What is that? So, if I get cli-

[00:01:29] High-vives. High-vives. That's not a solution, bro.

[00:01:36] High-vives, return my camera! Return my camera!

[00:01:44] Chat, what is that, bro? I stand in close to my camera.

[00:01:50] camera and there's like a beam of light what you'll high-five high-five spit I

[00:01:56] don't see anything question mark yeah because you just removed the fucking

[00:02:02] camera bro are you a fucking infant high-fives put the camera back up we need

[00:02:11] to fix this lighting issue what is causing that what is the causations

[00:02:17] of that. Any scientists in the chat? Any scientists in the chat? Any scientists? Practice patience.

[00:02:28] What the fuck is patience going to do? What the fuck is patience going to do, bro? What

[00:02:34] is patience going to do? Guys, what is that random beat? High-vives is called it. You

[00:02:39] know what? Maybe high-vives will have a solution. Hey, high-vives, happy Wednesday,

[00:02:46] I see you're having a camera issue. Basically I did. I went to Harvard and basically I studied science there.

[00:02:57] You did science at Harvard?

[00:03:01] Yes, yes. It was like an exclusive class actually.

[00:03:04] What is your degree?

[00:03:07] I specialize in light bouncing off fucking balls, people's heads, so basically, I'm in

[00:03:16] my field right now.

[00:03:17] So let me check.

[00:03:18] Cool.

[00:03:19] It's going to be a happy Wednesday, I can already tell.

[00:03:22] So bro, look, what is this beam of orb of light, bro?

[00:03:26] What is that?

[00:03:27] Look, watch how nice.

[00:03:28] No light?

[00:03:29] Light.

[00:03:30] No light?

[00:03:31] So.

[00:03:32] Light.

[00:03:33] Hi guys, what is that?

[00:03:34] Yes, I can explain this actually.

[00:03:35] This isn't my third lesson.

[00:03:37] Basically, your head is so bold

[00:03:41] that the light means it bounces back to the camera.

[00:03:46] That's not scientifically proven at all.

[00:03:49] Bro, that's not scientific.

[00:03:51] Oh, back up, damn!

[00:03:54] Fuck, I need sunglasses.

[00:03:56] I'm not gonna do that.

[00:03:57] I can't city.

[00:03:59] Okay, go on.

[00:04:00] You actually just put on sunglasses for this shit?

[00:04:03] Yep.

[00:04:04] my light isn't that yo my head isn't that bright listen chat how do we fix

[00:04:09] this bro I I'm gonna have an endearism if it keeps if it keeps doing this yeah

[00:04:17] That's not a fucking solution!

[00:04:19] Okay, go close to the camera now.

[00:04:22] Yep, I'm close to the camera.

[00:04:24] Yeah, it's fixed now.

[00:04:26] Turn it on!

[00:04:30] Okay.

[00:04:32] I'm trying to fix this though, because I did study those stuff.

[00:04:35] So maybe the brightness is too bright?

[00:04:39] Nope, that's not a solution.

[00:04:41] Hey, hey, hi guys.

[00:04:43] That's not a fix, brother. It looks like a horror movie.

[00:04:46] I'm getting there. I'm getting there. This should be fixed down. All right, close up the camera.

[00:04:52] Ready? Yep, hasn't fixed at all. Nice, it's all good.

[00:04:59] Try that. There we go. Oh, actually we gotta turn off this one.

[00:05:05] Now try it.

[00:05:09] A little bit, but... It's bearable. It's bearable.

[00:05:16] Stop stop stop. I'm not allowed to flex. Time has a bit in the gym, bro.

[00:05:21] We don't we don't care.

[00:05:24] Every time you say you're going to the gym you have a you have a two week arc and then you forget about it.

[00:05:29] You forgot you're going to the gym.

[00:05:31] Yeah, bro. That's what a lot of people do. Listen, bro.

[00:05:34] Hi guys. Are we good to stream now?

[00:05:38] Wait, I have an idea. Why don't I just move my camera back and then we just unzoom it?

[00:05:45] Hi, guys, that's not our talk, bro. I actually don't talk like that at all. I've actually

[00:05:56] never once talked like that.

[00:05:58] Give me a seat here. I'm not kidding. Give me a seat here.

[00:06:02] It's just because I stopped one thought, fuck you.

[00:06:04] Cool.

[00:06:07] Who ends a call with a fuck you?

[00:06:09] Now, chat nonetheless, bro.

[00:06:12] Happy Wednesday.

[00:06:13] It is day 485 of streaming every single day

[00:06:19] for two consecutive years, 730 days straight.

[00:06:23] Who thinks we're going to make it to 730?

[00:06:25] Who thinks you're making it to 730?

[00:06:26] Chat.

[00:06:27] I believe, dude, I was getting on League this morning and I believe the ranks reset today.

[00:06:36] So I believe at 3pm, so in three minutes the ranked reset, but I'm not going to be on

[00:06:42] League till later.

[00:06:44] But yeah, kind of exciting, chat in other news, bro.

[00:06:49] I have been pushing my little nuts off.

[00:06:52] I went all the way from League 1 to League 3, and...

[00:06:56] FATCH!

[00:06:57] RAYA!

[00:06:58] I went all the way from League 1 to League 3.

[00:07:02] I've been literally banning people to...

[00:07:05] Ignore the last game. It's because he's using Hall of GQ, and he's literally a cringe lord.

[00:07:11] I am going... I have...

[00:07:13] I have five days... No, oh my god.

[00:07:16] I have four days and 14 hours to reach Ultimate Champion.

[00:07:20] Lock the fucking clan what is good?

[00:07:24] Bro our clan refilled back to 50 the og Jinxie versus back my god. No logs pushed up

[00:07:37] How do you bottle nine points lead is this guy this guy talking about arsenal

[00:07:45] Bottle a nine point lead wait what

[00:07:50] They're still first in the Premier League.

[00:08:02] They're only three points ahead of City.

[00:08:04] Wow.

[00:08:05] Wow.

[00:08:06] Clan, what is good now?

[00:08:08] Clan, what is good?

[00:08:11] Daddy.

[00:08:12] Yo bro, is that actually balls?

[00:08:16] There's no fucking way, right?

[00:08:19] You got Arsenal today?

[00:08:21] OK, let me tell you who's going to win this game, bro.

[00:08:26] Here's a guy with ball knowledge, bro.

[00:08:31] Arsenal versus Atlético.

[00:08:33] OK, so what do we have?

[00:08:36] We have Arsenal, who is a well-rounded team.

[00:08:45] And we have Atlético Madrid, where

[00:08:48] I can't even name a single player.

[00:08:52] Oh wait, I know Obla.

[00:08:54] Oh no, wait, they're actually stacked.

[00:08:56] Wait, what?

[00:08:59] Marcos Lorente, Obla, Antoine Griezmann, Alvarez, Coke.

[00:09:07] Yeah, they're actually locked.

[00:09:09] Okay, now, who does Arsenal have?

[00:09:12] Yacourez, who is kind of out of shape.

[00:09:15] Like, I'm not even gonna lie to you.

[00:09:17] I think Yocarest is maybe eating too many burgers.

[00:09:20] Yocarest, who is out of shape.

[00:09:22] Gabriela Martinelli, who's really good.

[00:09:25] Declan Rice, Zubi Mandi, who has a cool name.

[00:09:29] Martino Regarde, Gabriel Saliba.

[00:09:34] Mr. Bro, Arsenal's gonna win this game

[00:09:36] because of these two guys right here, bro.

[00:09:38] Gabriel and Saliba.

[00:09:41] Arsenal is the most boring team

[00:09:43] I've ever watched in my life.

[00:09:45] only football game I ever went to was Arsenal vs fucking sporting and I'm never going to

[00:09:50] a fucking football game again because of that.

[00:09:53] But because they're so boring they're good so they're going to win 1-0 because yeah they're

[00:09:57] going to win 1-0.

[00:09:58] That's my prediction now chat here is the deck I'm rocking.

[00:10:05] I got back into clash about two days ago.

[00:10:08] Here is the deck that I'm rocking.

[00:10:11] Barbaro, Evo Bats, Evo Furnace, Rerserker, Giant, Skeleton, Graveyard, Goblin, Poison.

[00:10:18] This deck was sent to me by a fellow clanmate, but in I believe two or three days or four

[00:10:24] days the hero bolder is getting added to the game, which might make me grind.

[00:10:30] Okay.

[00:10:31] Now, because I'm in League three, I haven't pushed up at all.

[00:10:36] That means all of my opponents are going to have a rock in their head.

[00:10:40] So as long as I play somewhat proper, there's zero reason why I should lose a singular game

[00:10:44] today.

[00:10:45] Zero reason why I should lose a singular game today.

[00:10:47] Now the deck I'm using is a very defensive chip style graveyard deck.

[00:10:53] I should probably bar barrel this.

[00:10:56] She's gonna lock the giant scouting, nice.

[00:10:59] Perfect bar barrel timing.

[00:11:00] Oh my god, if I would've, oh my god!

[00:11:05] Wait, this guy's under leveled.

[00:11:09] Those bats are gonna do a lot of damage.

[00:11:12] Bro, if I would have barbarilled Ability'd earlier, he would have snuck under the delivery.

[00:11:18] The tower would have- oh, it doesn't matter.

[00:11:21] THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

[00:11:27] There's no reason why I should lose a single game.

[00:11:28] I should go 37-0.

[00:11:35] All the way to Ultimate Champion.

[00:11:37] What's up with everybody using Hog Dance?

[00:11:41] I'm not going to have enough time to get the Giant Scali down.

[00:11:43] Okay, cool.

[00:11:44] He's going to go Knight.

[00:11:46] Hero Knight, Infinite Furnace.

[00:11:48] I'm going to go Barbarian Shmarrow.

[00:11:53] We're up 3,600 damage.

[00:11:55] Honestly, this guy should FF.

[00:11:57] I'm used to Lee bar barrel rewrote

[00:12:03] Or you can do so many tricks with the bar barrel

[00:12:05] I should go Skelly here to keep the bats alive, okay, and then we go furnace opposite lane

[00:12:11] Because the furnace is gonna attack the hog and then it's gonna support the giant Skelly

[00:12:17] Preserver to DPS the Tesla nice nice wait, baby the giant Kelly I

[00:12:22] I should always be graveyarded with my evo furnace here.

[00:12:27] Barbaro, this is a big push!

[00:12:30] Barbaro again!

[00:12:32] Yes!

[00:12:33] Poison that bitch out of there!

[00:12:37] Yes!

[00:12:38] Holy damage!

[00:12:39] He's gonna go hog rider in three, two, one, now.

[00:12:44] Alright!

[00:12:45] I'm gonna go Janice, got to get back.

[00:12:50] Now he's going to go Hog Rider right now.

[00:12:52] Bro, put the Hog Rider down!

[00:12:56] Damn!

[00:12:57] Alright, now he's going to go Hog Rider right now.

[00:13:02] There we go, baby!

[00:13:05] There was a 0% chance that I lose a singular match today and I'm going to go undefeated

[00:13:11] all the way to Ultimate Champion.

[00:13:14] Let's go, bro.

[00:13:17] And then next season when Hero 4 comes out, I might just get top 1 game finished.

[00:13:23] I would say good game, but it wasn't really that close.

[00:13:25] But I'm still going to say good game anyways.

[00:13:28] High buys, get record on the screen, 1 win, 0 losses, have not lost the game.

[00:13:35] I'm killing, I'm going to go 75 and out.

[00:13:39] Okay, this guy's name is Hunter, maybe he's using the Hunter.

[00:13:44] Let's go Barbarian Bear.

[00:13:45] Go hard!

[00:13:46] Golden Knight!

[00:13:47] Alright, I'm going to go back on top of the Golden Knight to DPS him down.

[00:14:03] We got our first recruits player.

[00:14:06] Oh my god, I hate this card.

[00:14:10] All right, I have to go bar barrel here. Oh my God. Wait, Bernus is going to kill that.

[00:14:20] Hold up. Bernus, I need you to kill that. Bernus, I need you to kill that.

[00:14:25] Nine! Bro, I didn't know he was going to go bar barrel. That was a really bad giant

[00:14:30] skeleton. Wait, the bats, the bats, the bats, the bats!

[00:14:34] Ooh, a little bit of a panic arrows. Is the goblin cage fast enough to outrun

[00:14:39] the ball. Yeah, he is. So I should go berserker to save a lecture. I wanted to go furnace and

[00:14:45] get greedy and get to my Eva faster, but we're just going to calm down. Remember, as long as we

[00:14:49] don't make any major mistakes, I should go undefeated.

[00:14:56] Let's go furnace right here. Who come collected? I mean, bro, since I retired from Clash and

[00:15:01] return, I think I'm just going to be the greatest player of all time from this point forth.

[00:15:05] We're going to go gobbled up in the middle and we're going to poison that down to four.

[00:15:14] Really good poison here.

[00:15:16] Really good poison.

[00:15:17] The flying machine is going to do- Princess, what are you- Princess, Princess, what

[00:15:22] the fuck?

[00:15:23] Shoot the machine!

[00:15:28] Wow.

[00:15:30] I just took- no, no.

[00:15:35] I just took 2,000 damage.

[00:15:38] I just took 2,000 damage.

[00:15:41] All right.

[00:15:44] Fertist behind the Giant Skeleton.

[00:15:46] Come the fuck down, everybody.

[00:15:48] Bats over the middle.

[00:15:51] Barbaral twice.

[00:15:56] Nice little double barbaral action.

[00:16:02] Yeah.

[00:16:04] Ladies and gentlemen, I think we're hard countered here.

[00:16:08] OK, I'm not going to say hard countered,

[00:16:10] but ladies and gentlemen, I don't think this is a good matchup.

[00:16:14] Like, not even in the sliverness.

[00:16:17] All right.

[00:16:19] Because I have no good way of killing his flying machine.

[00:16:23] And then on top of that, I have no good way

[00:16:25] of killing his recruits.

[00:16:27] So I think here's just going to happen.

[00:16:29] He's just going to keep putting recruits at the back

[00:16:30] with five brain cells clattered into his tiny head.

[00:16:33] and he's going to win the game because he's just going to slowly chip me out of the game.

[00:16:37] That fire spear jumping was huge though.

[00:16:40] I'm going to probably eat that zappy because it doesn't matter at all.

[00:16:44] We're going to go bats early to lock the machine.

[00:16:48] Goblin hunt over the middle to defend the recruits.

[00:16:50] Furnace behind the giant skeleton after the arrows go down.

[00:16:54] And then we're going to have to go giant skeleton at the first gear alive.

[00:16:57] Nice.

[00:16:58] Giant skeleton at the perfect time.

[00:17:00] Keep the furnace alive.

[00:17:01] Our Evo furnace is cooking.

[00:17:02] Wait a minute ladies and gentlemen!

[00:17:05] We're gonna go bar barrel and then I should have poisoned.

[00:17:08] Fuck!

[00:17:10] We're probably gonna have to poison. I'm not gonna lie. Poison poison.

[00:17:14] Why did this guy's troops not do-

[00:17:16] What?!

[00:17:21] Evo bats.

[00:17:22] We are losing by 400 damage.

[00:17:24] This would have to be the greatest one of my entire life.

[00:17:26] The bat! The bat! The bat!

[00:17:27] He had the arrows. Nice!

[00:17:29] Get one elixir from that exchange right there.

[00:17:31] We're gonna go hut over the middle to defend the recruits furnace behind

[00:17:36] Poison here to kill and I think we just lost

[00:17:41] I have to spend all my lecture on this hog rider. No the go tonight. No, no

[00:17:46] Wait, he just sold

[00:17:48] Double giant skeleton double furnace. This is all we got

[00:17:55] Poison on the flying machine and the zappies

[00:17:57] Where did my giant Skeletons go?

[00:18:02] He's gonna haul.

[00:18:07] I gotta furnace the bridge.

[00:18:08] This is our only help.

[00:18:10] Poison!

[00:18:11] Skeletons go!

[00:18:12] Skeletons go!

[00:18:13] Barbaro go!

[00:18:14] Everybody go!

[00:18:15] Go!

[00:18:16] GO! GO!

[00:18:32] Literal hard counter. E-moting. E-moting with a hard counter.

[00:18:37] People are still using this stupid ass deck a year later.

[00:18:41] I-I-I-I-I want a puke.

[00:18:46] All right, so his peak is 1100 medals below my peak.

[00:18:54] I mean at the end of the day, he's brutally mauled.

[00:18:56] All right, I have my subject back into one win, one loss.

[00:19:00] Bro, it's so disgusting losing like that, though.

[00:19:09] It's so fucking disgusting losing like that.

[00:19:12] All right, never put a troop there.

[00:19:15] I don't know why he would put it don't put a truth there just put it out the back

[00:19:19] Because the reason why that's bad is because now he's fighting on my half

[00:19:25] And I have the help of the princess tower he's an avalanche

[00:19:31] Actually not a terrible rage

[00:19:32] Or you know the thing about the margarine barrel is I feel like it's

[00:19:36] Every time you put it down you just get value. I just feel like this card is just infinite value. Okay Fernando

[00:19:43] So chat, we got a tied game.

[00:19:51] Recruits for the second match in a row.

[00:19:54] Yeah, I have a feeling I'm going to break something today.

[00:20:05] Are we dead?

[00:20:06] No, are we dead ass?

[00:20:08] Another person using recruits.

[00:20:10] Don't spawn a fire spirit.

[00:20:13] Oh my god.

[00:20:14] If that were to spawn a fire spirit.

[00:20:18] No, I need to kite this backwards.

[00:20:20] Oh no, I just lost.

[00:20:23] No!

[00:20:24] What!

[00:20:25] I'm going to sack this tower because why would I sack this, Jinxy?

[00:20:39] Jinxie why would you stack the tower? Why would you stack the tower Jinxie?

[00:20:43] Because now our furnace is supporting our giant skeleton and then we're gonna take his tower

[00:20:48] Unless the Evo recruits actually shut it all down, but if that's so I'm just gonna literally end my life in GTA

[00:20:53] Nope, okay, beautiful. See bro sometimes in clash

[00:20:58] When you're down damage and they push it's actually a good thing

[00:21:02] Barbaral here. Wait, is this guy three crowned?

[00:21:05] Okay, he's not three crowns, but my god, that is an ungodly amount of damage.

[00:21:10] We're gonna go poison onto his weak side tower and take out the furnace.

[00:21:14] Well, we're not gonna take out the furnace, but it's close.

[00:21:22] Now we're in an optimal position because all of his pushes are gonna come down this

[00:21:25] lane and we can counter push.

[00:21:29] We can counter push all of his pushes.

[00:21:31] Let's go berserker at the- yeah, that was the worst graveyard I could have did, literally

[00:21:39] imaginable.

[00:21:40] But it's okay, because we're just gonna poison- okay, I'm selling the game, I'm fumbling

[00:21:50] the game.

[00:21:51] I have to wait for the 5th group to jump, and then I can bat quickly.

[00:21:53] Nice, perfect timing.

[00:21:55] Okay, we take an ungodly amount of damage, but to be fair, it's all my fault.

[00:22:03] We should go furnace over the middle here, barbara on the roll of recruits, and put zircona

[00:22:09] to protect our furnace.

[00:22:10] Baths over top of the left side of the recruits, no, baths will be over-commit-

[00:22:17] WAIT BAD ARCHES BAD ARCHES!

[00:22:22] Hamilton on top of the furnace we take no chances now we go furnace wait that

[00:22:30] needs to hit the mini backup nice oh my god the furnace is still alive okay so

[00:22:35] to maximize value with the furnace we should do this this nice oh my god

[00:22:47] We're gonna go evo bats.

[00:22:52] The furnace takes a lot of damage.

[00:22:56] We go furnace on the right side.

[00:23:00] There's look for love.

[00:23:01] Wait, we're just gonna go all in because he's going all in.

[00:23:05] We're just gonna go all in because he's going all in.

[00:23:08] And we should win.

[00:23:12] I think we won.

[00:23:14] Yes!

[00:23:15] Yes! Suck my hairy nuts, Fernando! Suck my hairy cock!

[00:23:25] Yes!

[00:23:26] It's long as he's not a miner, of course.

[00:23:30] Oh my God! Yes!

[00:23:34] My dad challenged me to a battle.

[00:23:39] Dad, are you sure you want to battle me?

[00:23:42] Dad, are you sure you want to battle me, dad?

[00:23:45] Let me make a deck. Are you absolutely positive you want to battle me dad?

[00:23:55] All right, yeah, I'm gonna go in with a random deck

[00:23:59] Are you absolutely positive you want to battle me dad?

[00:24:04] Let's see what deck we got here sparky plus goblin barrel

[00:24:08] I was actually golfing with my dad earlier today.

[00:24:15] So dad, why aren't we ignoring a golfing barrel?

[00:24:18] Alright.

[00:24:19] You gotta be quicker than that, dad.

[00:24:22] Okay, so he goes witch at the back here.

[00:24:26] Woah.

[00:24:27] Um.

[00:24:28] So we might take a decent lick of damage.

[00:24:33] Oh, okay.

[00:24:35] We just lost our whole tower.

[00:24:37] Wait, no, no, no, no.

[00:24:39] The spark is still alive.

[00:24:40] This, this is really good.

[00:24:42] Wait, he has bats?

[00:24:45] That was actually the best bats my dad could have did right there.

[00:24:47] I'm not even kidding.

[00:24:49] Holy damage though.

[00:24:50] Okay.

[00:24:51] We're only up to 200 damage.

[00:24:55] Why is my dad be emming?

[00:24:56] All right.

[00:24:57] Ooh, I should have put the cotton brawl one towel to the left because the Tesla

[00:25:00] could hit it from there.

[00:25:02] I think Royal Delivery, or Full Counter is the baby dragon and takes no...

[00:25:09] Dude, my dad just accidently do a speedy loon. How the fu-

[00:25:14] How does he know about that?

[00:25:16] Bro, my dad just did a speedy loon.

[00:25:18] Oh my god, I'm actually gonna lose.

[00:25:21] My dad just speed boosted his balloon.

[00:25:25] And he's yawning.

[00:25:27] Alright!

[00:25:29] Bro, dad, what deck is this?

[00:25:30] Might I use to play giant Meganeye? What is this?

[00:25:35] Valkyrie?

[00:25:39] Where did the Sparky ever shoot?

[00:25:42] All right, Dad, if you can defend this, you're the go.

[00:25:45] Dad, he's going to go back to the Sparky, yeah.

[00:25:48] With the barrel, the barrel, the barrel.

[00:25:50] All right, he should be almost poison damage.

[00:25:52] Nice, okay.

[00:25:54] Bro, if he balloons the bridge, I have to just sack my tower here.

[00:26:00] This will really get blow- OH NO, DEAD!

[00:26:12] DEAD!

[00:26:14] Why would you use this broken card?

[00:26:16] Oh my god, my dad's a mega-night player.

[00:26:22] Oh my god, my own blood is actually a mega-night player.

[00:26:25] I'm disgusted, dad.

[00:26:30] My own blood is a Mega Knight player.

[00:26:32] I actually can't believe this.

[00:26:35] So he does still use- okay wait, my dad just lost the game.

[00:26:41] My own father is a Mega Knight player.

[00:26:45] Wow.

[00:26:46] Bro, dad, what's up with the BM?

[00:26:52] This is a poison and a half here.

[00:26:55] Yes?

[00:26:56] Yes?

[00:26:57] Holy damage?

[00:26:58] Yes?

[00:26:59] Wait the mega nice distracted look at the sparky the spark a

[00:27:04] yet

[00:27:06] Dad ggs bro, dad ggs dad

[00:27:11] Dad ggs

[00:27:14] Bro, what is my dad's deck bro mega night giant balloon, bro bro has no defense

[00:27:22] Alright. You know what bro? Playing against log bait is better than playing against recruit

[00:27:31] for the third game in a row. This guy's probably a log bait player. Oh no, he's not using log

[00:27:36] bait. He's using, um, I forget what it's called. I think it's called hyper bait, I think.

[00:27:42] Yeah, hyper bait. Hyper bait, which means he probably has like a skeleton king or something.

[00:27:49] Okay, the furnace is gonna hit the archer furnace hit the archer furnace at the archer furnace at the archer

[00:27:57] Or the firecracker

[00:28:01] Wait put it back. No, I wanted to go berserker early

[00:28:07] Where I wanted to go berserker early that way I could

[00:28:11] Keep the mega knight in the radius of the bomb, but it's okay

[00:28:14] We're down 400 damage. We should be up elixir though. He ain't got no email

[00:28:19] I have no good answers for that, so I'm just gonna have to eat that.

[00:28:24] I'm gonna have to eat that and then probably go giant skeleton low and then graveyard with the giant skeleton.

[00:28:29] Because the Vapri was a slight overcomendant by him. He's down a lot.

[00:28:33] Okay, we need to go back to get this bitch off the board. I hate this garb so much.

[00:28:45] So it's one of these days, okay.

[00:28:49] So it's one of these fucking days.

[00:29:02] Huge, huge, huge. Yes, yes, so much damage. Okay. Oh, how am I gonna defend this?

[00:29:12] Giant skeleton should do pretty well. Okay, we're gonna go low furnace.

[00:29:16] This way we can deal with the skeletons first, and then we'll go berserker to deal with the

[00:29:22] mega knight.

[00:29:24] Yeah bro, it's just firecracker dip.

[00:29:29] That's all this is.

[00:29:33] This might actually be like the dumbest way to lose.

[00:29:36] I'm literally losing to a firecracker.

[00:29:39] Has this guy done any other source of damage or no?

[00:29:47] Bro, has he just done firecracker damage?

[00:29:51] I need this to be tower, I'm gonna lose.

[00:29:54] Nice, the fire spear jumped.

[00:29:56] I need this to be- oh, I should've placed him instead of going back, that's on me.

[00:30:01] Please, the bathroom, I'm still-

[00:30:03] YES! Suck my nut!

[00:30:06] He's gonna go Goblin Barrel?

[00:30:13] Yes!

[00:30:14] Yes!

[00:30:15] Oh my god, what a cringe-lord!

[00:30:20] Skeleton Barrel Firecracker Goblin Barrel?

[00:30:23] Bro, hang it up!

[00:30:25] Jett, did we get the before today easy peasy lemon squeezy?

[00:30:32] get the fuck up miho wait wait wait barbara reroll nice bro the barbara so

[00:30:53] good oh my god I love that I love that for you says I love that

[00:31:00] Okay, so I don't want to be over exaggerating, but his tower is completely gone.

[00:31:07] He just poisoned and spent five elixir on a boulder.

[00:31:11] So all I have to do is just sack the boulder damage and we just win.

[00:31:15] Yeah, his tower is literally gone.

[00:31:18] Oh, okay, he had baths.

[00:31:20] I think his tower is still gone though.

[00:31:22] Yeah, I have so much aura.

[00:31:25] You can't just spend nine elixir on body.

[00:31:27] Wait, is that out of range?

[00:31:29] chat about a fart do you guys want to hear it

[00:31:36] oh that was like a triple fart yo chat did y'all hear that yes or no did anybody

[00:31:42] hear that y'all did or didn't I'm eating weak ass fart w rare one muted wait

[00:31:55] Did y'all hear it or not?

[00:31:57] Furtest to snipe the mortar.

[00:32:01] We should eat the Volder because it's splitting up damage.

[00:32:06] Barbaro to deal with the miner.

[00:32:14] We don't need the graveyard.

[00:32:16] We can just poison.

[00:32:17] So we just probably start attacking the right side

[00:32:19] tower.

[00:32:19] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:32:22] Also, chat, here's some ball knowledge.

[00:32:25] If we keep this tower up,

[00:32:27] this tower is gonna be easier to get

[00:32:30] because the king won't be activated.

[00:32:32] We're not gonna get that left side tower

[00:32:34] until the last like 10 seconds we're gonna poison,

[00:32:37] or honestly the last five seconds.

[00:32:41] That's a dead boulder and a dead cannon cart.

[00:32:45] Wow, because I messed up on my moves now.

[00:32:56] Not at all, we're good.

[00:32:59] Whatever we do, we just have to take no more damage and then cycle back to the poison.

[00:33:03] That's all we gotta do.

[00:33:05] We have to take zero damage now.

[00:33:29] It's a little bit too goddamn easy Zeus.

[00:33:34] PM since I've been back. Let's go! 10 year badge. Whoa! OG vs OG. Another day, another

[00:33:48] victory for the OG. 10 years badge vs 10 years badge. Lock it. 10 years badge vs 10 years

[00:34:00] edge. Barbaro! Scheiße! Furnace low.

[00:34:10] Ah, for sugar!

[00:34:12] Ahahaha!

[00:34:14] Probably a poison.

[00:34:17] Beautiful! Furnace jumping at the witch! Oh my god, the furnace is such a fucking broken fucking car.

[00:34:23] Oh my god, it jumped into the witch twice. Are you kidding me?

[00:34:26] yeah the furnace is so good

[00:34:31] okay

[00:34:33] defending a golden and single lixar is always a little bit dicey because if you make one

[00:34:36] mistake you lose your entire tower

[00:34:39] now i believe this tile right here is the perfect kiting range

[00:34:44] this guy has

[00:34:45] two witches in his deck

[00:34:47] he's using golden double witch, what a freak

[00:34:51] berserker to predict?

[00:34:53] I thought he was going to put the miner behind the, it's okay, it's okay, where I thought

[00:35:02] he was going to put the miner behind the bonus.

[00:35:05] We ended up defending that just fine.

[00:35:08] Really good defense.

[00:35:09] Alright Sparkle, let's see what you got baby.

[00:35:17] This should always be a bar barrel here.

[00:35:19] If I don't know what to do with my hand, just bar barrel.

[00:35:21] do it? Niiiice! Bro we get tower damage and mini pekka damage the barbara is so good he

[00:35:27] might zap. Good boy. Giant scallops in the back. Bro okay. Now we're entering double

[00:35:36] lixir. He's using gold on double witch bro I'm pretty sure I showed one of my friends

[00:35:42] in the stack like 10 years ago. This stack is OG as fuck. Bro this is what I mean

[00:35:49] like there's no reason why I should ever be losing oh no I just sold bro I thought I thought

[00:35:57] he put the witch okay I might have just lost him not even kidding that witch is problematic on the left

[00:36:04] no no we're good we're good giant skulls in the bridge graveyard foe shizzle

[00:36:11] Nice, okay. Barbaro for the Valk. That's a dead Valkyrie! Keep the fucking Furnace alive!

[00:36:19] Yes! Wait, what? The Furnace died? All G, all G, all G. He's gonna ability the mini-package.

[00:36:26] Furnace, Lotus, Snipe the Dragon. Poison to get some chip damage and take out the witch.

[00:36:35] Ding dong, the witch is dead. Okay, furnace locked the witch, now! Nice. Giant Skeleton,

[00:36:44] furnace stays alive, that's game, because he just wasted a night witch. Oh yeah, that's

[00:36:47] definitely game now. That is definitely game now. Yeah, bro, I'm just gonna put a golem

[00:36:54] at the bridge while you have 20 troops coming down the lane. What are you doing?

[00:36:59] All right next lost I'm off so fair warning this could turn into a 37 hour

[00:37:07] stream

[00:37:13] whoa I don't think I've ever in my life seen somebody start off a battle with

[00:37:19] that brother he split three musketeers first play of the game are you

[00:37:24] Are you shitting me?

[00:37:26] All right!

[00:37:28] Is this guy mentally ill?

[00:37:39] Who in their right mind would split 3M and single a lixir?

[00:37:44] All right.

[00:37:46] Okay, so this guy is using the three musketeers spam decks.

[00:37:49] We have to be extra careful defensively.

[00:37:57] We might lose this y'all, I'm not even kidding.

[00:38:03] I'm poisoning the fuck out of that.

[00:38:07] Alright, should I barb barrel?

[00:38:12] If I barb barrel do I take no damage?

[00:38:14] Well no, that left side's more threatening.

[00:38:17] Oh my god.

[00:38:18] Bro, thank god I didn't barb you on the right.

[00:38:21] Yeah, he kind of just gets auto damage on me here.

[00:38:29] We're good.

[00:38:32] We have four days to hit Ultimate Champion.

[00:38:34] I've got to go up one league every day, which

[00:38:36] is very doable.

[00:38:41] Furnace the back.

[00:38:41] next loss I'm getting on fire spirit jumps nice

[00:38:53] giant scouts that prefer to survive

[00:38:55] okay this should nooo fire spirit jump yes

[00:39:08] alright we'll start graveyarding this guy

[00:39:11] We have evo bats supporting as well.

[00:39:16] I might have been the worst poison any human has ever done, but it's okay because the bats, the bats, the bats, the bats!

[00:39:24] Yes.

[00:39:26] Alright, he's gonna go battle ram left bridge. Yep.

[00:39:30] We're gonna have to wait and then go like that and then go like that and then go like that and then...

[00:39:39] Ooh, I think our tower's going up.

[00:39:41] I have to go Giant Skeleton to keep this furnace alive.

[00:39:51] Yeah.

[00:39:52] Okay, this is our last chance of winning.

[00:39:53] I have to wait, see if he battle rams.

[00:39:55] He might panic and battle ram.

[00:39:57] Yep.

[00:39:58] Rezurka's gonna shut that down completely.

[00:40:01] We should go double bar barrel.

[00:40:03] Bar barrel again!

[00:40:05] Bar barrel again!

[00:40:07] Please God.

[00:40:09] I think we've lost boys. I'm not even gonna lie to you.

[00:40:16] NOOOOOO!

[00:40:18] Kill the packer! Kill the packer! Kill the packer!

[00:40:21] KILL THE FUCKING PACKER!

[00:40:30] He's old, I think, I hope. Nah, he didn't sell.

[00:40:34] WAIT! The fast spear jumped!

[00:40:36] Okay, his muskies should be dead, we have to eat the right side, we cannot defend the

[00:40:41] right side of the map, there's no fucking way.

[00:40:43] His only spell is zap, so hypothetically we could win?

[00:40:47] Oh no.

[00:40:48] Well, not if that happens.

[00:40:53] Brothers?

[00:40:54] I'm gonna keep it a buck, I think I just saw it.

[00:41:04] Why is that doing so much damage?

[00:41:11] Why is that doing so much damage?

[00:41:14] Bats help!

[00:41:15] Barbaral help!

[00:41:16] Evil Furnace take his town for the love of Christ!

[00:41:25] Why are his pushes so gigantic?

[00:41:28] I think I'm gonna take a 4x6!

[00:41:37] Alright, this chance skeleton has to be the game winner or we lose.

[00:41:41] This chance skeleton has to be the game winner. We have 20 seconds.

[00:41:50] I might have lost because I barbed her out on defense and on offense.

[00:41:55] Yep, I think I lost.

[00:41:58] Yep. If I would have barbed grilled on offense, don't ever emote again, Jay Caldwell and I'll punch you in the face.

[00:42:16] If I just barbed grilled on offense, I would have won.

[00:42:20] All I have to do is sack and barbell offence that is it, bro.

[00:42:27] Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, yo Jack, should we try Rocket League on PC today?

[00:42:37] We've never played Rocket League on PC.

[00:42:39] Hi guys, could you boot it up or do I have to sign into my epic or some bullshit like

[00:42:42] that?

[00:42:43] Hi guys, could you boot it up?

[00:42:46] That's so great.

[00:43:16] you

[00:44:16] Oh my god, we're in.

[00:44:25] PC Rocket League for the first time in forever.

[00:44:46] Let's fucking go.

[00:44:53] Ladies and gentlemen, high fives, put up chat on the right side monitor.

[00:45:07] For the first time in forever, you have an ugly car.

[00:45:13] You have an ugly hairline.

[00:45:17] How does that one taste, pal?

[00:45:18] Sorry.

[00:45:19] I don't, I'm sorry.

[00:45:21] Your hairline's probably very nice.

[00:45:22] I actually want to apologize for that.

[00:45:25] Your hairline is probably incredibly nice, and that was extremely out of line.

[00:45:29] I'm sorry, bro, and it won't happen again.

[00:45:32] I'm a piece of shit.

[00:45:34] chat when is the last time that y'all have I was gonna say choke your chicken

[00:45:44] but then I glitched out so but it's the last time y'all have choked your chicken

[00:45:50] okay guys I'm gonna be attempting rock-a-league on PC today the graphics

[00:45:54] should be better whoo high-fives TTS TTS for sure we'd have I my controllers not

[00:46:01] moving hide mine my controller isn't moving hide mine whoa hi boys hi boys wait

[00:46:17] I might know the solution hi boys I fixed it

[00:46:22] hi boys I fixed it I fixed it yo hi boys cts cts chat ask me any question

[00:46:30] Well, no, not any question. Don't ask me like stupid shit. Chat TTS 180 titties TTS. Let's go guys. Ladies and gentlemen, Rocket League on PC, first time ever playing it. Let's do this shit.

[00:46:45] do this shit. I remember I wanted to put a whistle man at times, but I knew this moment

[00:46:51] to come. Now is my time. I got to make up for all the nights that my mom will cry. I'm

[00:46:56] going to get 100 bits. What up, you fat sperm head?

[00:47:02] Mbara!

[00:47:04] Are we ready?

[00:47:07] First time ever!

[00:47:09] On Rocket League on PC.

[00:47:17] Bro, I can't submit it because...

[00:47:19] Ah, what's it called?

[00:47:20] My accountant said it's financially irresponsible.

[00:47:23] Just spent, um...

[00:47:25] 80 grand on Pokemon.

[00:47:26] So I decided to do that.

[00:47:32] I am at the point where I haven't watched One Piece before.

[00:47:40] So I don't want to say it without spoiling it, but do you know what Bartholomew-

[00:47:44] Hi, guys.

[00:47:45] Make the game sound lower.

[00:47:46] TTS sound higher.

[00:47:47] I'm at the part of One Piece where Bartholomew will zap everybody.

[00:47:49] And I don't-

[00:47:50] Hi guys make the game sound lower TPS sound higher. I'm at the part of one piece where it's hard to follow the mule saps

[00:48:00] And I don't

[00:48:13] Turn the game down turn the game down and then turn the TPS out

[00:48:15] He's a beast that can't deal cars.

[00:48:21] He'll jinx, See, I know it's a joke, but a lot of the kids watch you and it's just

[00:48:26] not good to normalize, must like the drowsy much locked-up.

[00:48:40] One hundred and twenty one shared one hundred bits. What's our games right now?

[00:48:47] What did you say?

[00:48:54] Go go go go go go go

[00:48:58] In good

[00:49:10] Let me actually a 200 bits 67676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767676767

[00:49:40] Yo teammate do you wanna play any defense? Wait, if I click the home button it does that.

[00:49:46] Teammates do you wanna play any defense?

[00:49:55] Ask who? Bro bro can you play defense?

[00:50:00] Well why am I the only guy in med every time?

[00:50:04] Alright.

[00:50:05] Stay game in the chair. Oh, okay. I think I see me to rain down. I think

[00:50:16] Paulin Paulin

[00:50:22] Just got done watching the body blue

[00:50:27] Yo, bro, there is no Bonnie blue clap shut the fuck up

[00:50:35] I'm not even kidding, my commie just did him a little bit off of it.

[00:50:44] Sonia.

[00:50:45] Miho.

[00:50:46] What a demo.

[00:50:47] What a demo.

[00:50:48] What a demo.

[00:51:01] What a demo.

[00:51:08] I might be lost but I'm not gonna be killing you cat I might be lost

[00:51:27] I tune day cheered 100 bits can you do a tournament for upcoming streamers I would

[00:51:33] to be in one night go tight today i missed an open that am i a fucking

[00:51:45] man milk shared 100 picks you have a cute little chat still

[00:51:49] Yeah.

[00:51:59] Yes.

[00:52:01] Yes.

[00:52:03] Yes.

[00:52:05] Yes.

[00:52:07] No!

[00:52:09] Yes.

[00:52:11] Yes.

[00:52:13] Yes.

[00:52:15] Yes!

[00:52:17] YEEEAAAHHHHH! Okay, not over yet! Not over yet! Not over yet! Not over yet!

[00:52:27] What?

[00:52:30] Oh, I don't know bro, I played with them the i2 days ago.

[00:52:34] I don't know, I might be on ranked today but I'm trying to solo.

[00:52:38] Is that one a solo or a champion piece?

[00:52:44] I don't know, I probably won't play.

[00:52:47] Why am I so watched?

[00:52:54] Oh my God!

[00:53:06] You were never good.

[00:53:07] Appreciate that.

[00:53:08] 100 fits it's almost there

[00:53:16] Well how is this defense so perfect every five oh my god Antonia you don't mess

[00:53:23] Wait wait wait wait wait this game is not over

[00:53:28] Variety of games you are playing doing the Lord's work

[00:53:31] Well this game is not over. Chat this game is not over. This game is not over. No no it's not over. It's not over.

[00:53:39] Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, watch. It's not over, it's not over.

[00:53:42] I make one, she has 100 bits. I don't know if this is out of pocket, but I think you should get back with the XG.

[00:53:50] Alright. Yo bro, I think you should never type in this chat again.

[00:53:55] No way we came back!

[00:53:57] No way we came back!

[00:53:59] Say bye-bye, hero!

[00:54:02] You're far too sound like my size.

[00:54:05] I know.

[00:54:07] I know.

[00:54:09] I know.

[00:54:11] I know.

[00:54:13] I know.

[00:54:15] I know.

[00:54:17] I know.

[00:54:19] I know.

[00:54:21] I know.

[00:54:23] It's awkward. It's awkward. Oh! teammate! teammate! teammate! where is the fuck?

[00:54:34] What? teammate!

[00:54:43] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[00:54:48] The Great has come back of all time. Oh my god, we came back. Oh my god. Do you

[00:55:05] if you may shoot that

[00:55:11] I thought he was gonna die

[00:55:16] we're already in a couple of days bro

[00:55:23] oh my god I beat him to it

[00:55:25] I beat him to it

[00:55:33] I didn't

[00:55:34] what?

[00:55:35] get the fuck off my piggies

[00:55:44] my pet ostrich is cancer can you break the news today

[00:55:48] oh my god oh my god that's my favorite game of broccoli ever and that right

[00:55:55] there is why you never quit in life

[00:55:58] that way there's why you never quit

[00:56:00] yo jinx see I love your streams I am watching you from Slovakia and I wish

[00:56:05] you best luck in your life W Jinx

[00:56:07] Hey appreciate you my boy thank you thank you thank you thank you appreciate the positive

[00:56:11] chat maybe the greatest comeback of all time i'm not even kidding

[00:56:18] price a dom shared 100 bits suck jinx will you be watching any hotly tonight

[00:56:23] wait yeah aren't the lighting playing i might catch it i don't know though i might do a long

[00:56:29] stream. I have nothing to lose to them.

[00:56:34] Chad, I have a special stream on Saturday.

[00:56:40] Chad, I have a special stream on Saturday. I can't say what it is though.

[00:56:48] It's fun.

[00:56:59] Oh my god, I forgot about deadlocked again

[00:57:03] Rob not even kidding. I don't even know if I'm gonna beat deadlocked for 2027

[00:57:07] Cuz I don't want to practice that level

[00:57:09] I would want to like make that in.

[00:57:18] Liverpool.

[00:57:20] Liverpool mate.

[00:57:24] I'm actually playing good.

[00:57:26] Yo, on PC, rockin' me, you actually play better.

[00:57:36] What was this question?

[00:57:37] No, no, no, what was this question?

[00:57:39] Yo yo yo what the fuck was his question?

[00:57:42] No javad what was his question?

[00:57:45] So your brand died and you called me tubby?

[00:57:58] I just don't need I think they're trolling bro.

[00:58:02] Tubby?

[00:58:03] for Adam cheered 100 bits. Hey, Chunko, how do I get handsome like you can dress some man for me?

[00:58:11] Thank you, bro.

[00:58:13] From an obi-audist, bro, being handsome, uh, like,

[00:58:18] bro, being handsome is literally half warranty. It's half your spawn point and half your effort.

[00:58:27] Brother, you can, like, wait, primarily team in a season?

[00:58:33] I

[00:58:35] Looking good

[00:58:48] No, oh no fuck me in the ass

[00:58:54] Hey Jinx see love the streams and love you and play classic plans or else

[00:58:59] I'm not playing car. I'm not playing car buddy.

[00:59:07] What a touch by me!

[00:59:09] Over the middle.

[00:59:17] Yo, Black Two is calm.

[00:59:24] Nine!

[00:59:25] That was on me.

[00:59:26] on me. Hey that one's on me chief. That one's on me chief. That one's on me chief. No no

[00:59:36] no no that one's on me chief. Yeah I should. I have not been grinding it. Bro one piece

[00:59:51] of grind. I actually got a new TV in my room today. I never had a working TV in my room

[00:59:56] and I got one yesterday.

[00:59:58] I watched both of them.

[01:00:08] Yeah, that never happened, bro.

[01:00:23] Oh my god, the lat 2 is calm.

[01:00:25] Oh

[01:00:34] Oh my god

[01:00:37] Hi, JC house your day going luck from Nova Scotia, Canada. Me bro shout out to Nova Scotia and shout out to you and your girlfriend

[01:00:46] My day is good man. My day is good. I'm always gonna get me bro

[01:00:51] That was the most disgusting God I've ever seen.

[01:01:17] I think the next one is on Rocket League. Which is gonna be pretty...

[01:01:28] Because the last Rocket League we did was 2v2s, we should've done 3s. We get more people in.

[01:01:34] Ant-Tatum, I'm gonna be better. That's much in gold.

[01:01:40] I might, honestly I probably will. I fucking love that.

[01:01:47] Oh my god!

[01:01:52] Bro, how did I get that much power?

[01:01:57] How did I get that much power though?

[01:02:03] NICE!

[01:02:04] How are we going?

[01:02:09] No!

[01:02:10] I'm going to reach out.

[01:02:18] Love you dude.

[01:02:21] Love you too, man.

[01:02:22] Pass, pass.

[01:02:23] Oh my god.

[01:02:28] Stepped!

[01:02:29] Patrick!

[01:02:30] Patrick!

[01:02:31] Patrick!

[01:02:32] Patrick!

[01:02:34] Jinx see you're a shuttle so count down. I'm almost done guys. I swear to you. I'm playing way better on PC. I swear

[01:02:46] Jesus

[01:02:50] Hey, do you eat it on the first thing?

[01:02:55] Yo mods never let that guy type in the stream again

[01:02:58] I'm just gonna ban you bro. I'm gonna play the games that I want to play. I don't care.

[01:03:21] Because no matter what game I play, people are gonna complain about it. I just play the

[01:03:25] game that I want to play. Like literally understand how annoying you are. If you don't want to watch

[01:03:35] your game, just leave the stream bro. I don't care. I literally don't care. No one is forcing

[01:03:40] you to be in the stream. I'm just gonna play what I want to play that day. Okay? You're

[01:03:46] like literally so annoying. I have been paid zero times by class around to play their

[01:03:54] game ever. I've never been paid a single cent to play glassware. Ever. They've never paid me to play

[01:04:01] their game. Again, I've been playing the game for 10 years. I have a 10-year badge!

[01:04:09] hoping the same for you from Texas

[01:04:11] bro Max Blank, give it on PC

[01:04:19] dude I have five golds in June

[01:04:21] show them through 18 cheered on 100 bits

[01:04:24] dear Giddy please for the love of everything that slowly blow your hair out this year

[01:04:29] bro 2026 I'm growing out my hair

[01:04:31] I'm not kidding

[01:04:33] I said it's 2025 but this time 2026 I'm actually growing out my hair

[01:04:37] I'm not kidding and I have long hair

[01:04:39] It's not here we go, it's gonna happen

[01:04:52] I'm not balding

[01:04:53] Bro it's not here we go, Max is going out my hair

[01:05:07] If it's your first season on season you're emerald you're either lying or you're destined for great

[01:05:14] Nobody is emerald

[01:05:17] I'm like the best

[01:05:20] Here are you most excited to play this year? What a most excited play

[01:05:24] It's like the NFL of Marching Band.

[01:05:42] Wait, what did he say?

[01:05:46] Oh, I can't wait to play DK6.

[01:05:48] Bro, the RP servers in DK6 are going to be...

[01:05:53] That weak shit out of your t-id!

[01:06:00] Isabelle, I'm not late, I've been live for an hour, I'm early, Isabelle.

[01:06:11] I'm not late, I've been live for an hour. I'm early, Isabel.

[01:06:33] How the fuck do I...?

[01:06:40] No, no, no, no, no!

[01:06:42] No!

[01:06:43] NOOOOOO!

[01:06:44] When is the Skittles Apology coming up?

[01:06:46] Yesssss!

[01:06:48] Yessssss!

[01:06:50] Yessssssss!

[01:06:52] Oh my fucking god!

[01:06:54] There's actually no way!

[01:06:56] What?

[01:07:04] I've played for a long time.

[01:07:06] You know, I should try that game now.

[01:07:10] Where I'll play 4 Honor today or tomorrow if I can download it.

[01:07:14] Dude, I played 4 Honor in Tata.

[01:07:20] Ah, yo!

[01:07:21] This is the- This is the best ever played. It's literally just because I'm on PC.

[01:07:25] This is the best ever played. I'm mad if you're kidding.

[01:07:28] This is the best ever played.

[01:07:30] Oh my god!

[01:07:40] No, I'll play for honor. I'll play for honor today. Hi best to be downloaded for honor

[01:07:48] Bro, I haven't played that game since beta

[01:07:51] Let's see shared 100 bits jinxed so you should start paying your clippers. We work very hard and it would motivate us to click more

[01:08:01] Bro, most of the people that clip my stuff get paid by

[01:08:05] Not all of them, but most of them. I think like

[01:08:10] Maybe 80%

[01:08:12] But tiktok's weird though

[01:08:13] You might have to make a new account

[01:08:17] I think on tiktok as long as the clip is a minute long you get paid by tiktok

[01:08:20] I'll see you again

[01:08:25] Gartier shakes under sport, cheered 100 bits

[01:08:28] Free Palestine and are you playing rainbow today?

[01:08:31] Yes, I'm playing rainbow and free Palestine

[01:08:34] Yes, I'll be on rainbow in like 2 hours

[01:08:37] Give me that ball

[01:08:38] Jack, best Rock League I've ever played. I'm not even kidding.

[01:08:42] Best Rock League I've ever played.

[01:08:46] Win is what? I couldn't hear you.

[01:08:58] Bro, I shouldn't get on 4 Honor today. I'm not even kidding, Jack. I should.

[01:09:02] I haven't played since Beta like 12 years ago.

[01:09:06] gold maybe not today but tomorrow maybe I don't know dude I missed that game

[01:09:13] hundred bits how much did you to play again already answered this thousand times

[01:09:19] they've never paid me once you're at all I played the game for 10 years I've a

[01:09:23] 10-year batch like these right friend she is 200 oh so that's not legal you're

[01:09:31] not allowed to shoot you're not allowed to play a game for money and

[01:09:35] and then not say it's money, that's literally not legal.

[01:09:37] It would have to say, hashtag ad.

[01:09:40] It's not legal!

[01:09:42] It's illegal!

[01:09:44] Jesus Christ!

[01:09:45] You shocked me at the charity match I see

[01:09:47] when you dumberly slide I wish the chicken slipped out

[01:09:51] and it didn't you let me down, J.C.

[01:09:54] Goal, three goals for J.C.

[01:09:56] I'm telling you, these black players can save good.

[01:10:00] I

[01:10:03] Can go cheered 100 bits hex tech crate opening on League of Legends another job

[01:10:13] Guys I think I'm almost flat three I'm not even kidding. I think I'm almost flat three guys

[01:10:18] I'm not even kidding striped cheered one. I hit it

[01:10:21] 100 gifted for simply scoring three goals on this training pack 76 fc bat BB 16

[01:10:28] Guys, we need two more wins. Two more wins. Two more wins. Two more wins. Two more wins.

[01:10:37] Guys, two more wins. Guys, two more wins. Two more wins, guys. Two more wins, y'all.

[01:10:50] It's literally it two more wins

[01:10:59] Guys I've never hit black lead before I was here in the chat nine

[01:11:36] Oh my god, let's go!

[01:11:56] That's not a video, what?

[01:11:59] The hail?

[01:12:02] Hit that, hit that.

[01:12:06] You're Jack! Can you play 4 Honor on PC or is it just console?

[01:12:12] It should be PC, right? Should be, should be.

[01:12:19] Yeah, I got there too late. Let's saw it before.

[01:12:27] But Jack, are players sweating on PC?

[01:12:30] But then again, on 4 Honor, I should be the lowest rank in the game.

[01:12:37] I should be the lowest rank in the game, I'm not even getting it.

[01:12:39] Critics, Shared 100 Bits.

[01:12:41] Hey, Jiggy, can I touch your little starfish, please?

[01:12:44] Yo, get out of my stream, dude, please.

[01:12:46] Oh my god.

[01:12:48] What is that?

[01:12:49] These guys don't even watch it.

[01:12:50] That's 100% my spaceball.

[01:12:51] Bro.

[01:12:52] Moon, Franchared 100 Bits.

[01:12:54] What happened to the chest crime?

[01:12:59] That is what do you mean what happened to the chest right, bro? I played 39 days in a row. I

[01:13:05] Played just I'm on a 39-day streak. I'm grinding my nuts off about it. Oh my god mine

[01:13:14] That was one how to

[01:13:16] the ball. Go, teammate, go!

[01:13:28] Yo bro, I'm not like, I'm sorry but I'm not gonna do that bro. There's other people

[01:13:38] watch him too well you know what you are having an amazing Wednesday

[01:13:47] would love to see you play some overwatch someday love your man overwatch see

[01:13:54] right now I'm grinding lead but maybe I gotta get good at me how long to get

[01:14:01] good at me. I never played Overwatch, man. How long does it take to get good at me? How

[01:14:11] long? Forever? Never. Alright. Five years. Go, please. It isn't a post, you shitting

[01:14:31] Wait, is Iceman Drake's Album?

[01:14:36] Yeah, I'll listen to that one.

[01:14:41] Wait, did I just do like a ghost touch?

[01:14:50] I couldn't do that if I tried.

[01:14:59] in the quake. Flip reset? So Chad, let me get this straight. My first ever flip reset

[01:15:05] is an own goal! Orbeezerra!

[01:15:12] Highlights! Ignore him! Ignore him! Ignore him! Ignore him! Do not listen to him!

[01:15:17] how much

[01:15:26] almost

[01:15:30] love you

[01:15:31] you

[01:15:32] you do great

[01:15:34] and I hope you know that

[01:15:36] you got me into gaming and I love it

[01:15:38] I was going to join a six tournament with some friends but my PC broke a while ago

[01:15:43] thanks for keeping me entertained with your streams

[01:15:46] Yo, W guy, man.

[01:15:48] Very kind.

[01:15:50] All the kindness.

[01:15:56] Chad's got glades, bro.

[01:15:58] Guys, the problem is,

[01:16:00] in 2026, bro,

[01:16:02] if you compliment somebody, it's called a glade, bro.

[01:16:04] Not everything's glade.

[01:16:06] We're like, we need to do more compliments, guys,

[01:16:08] for the rest of our lives, bro.

[01:16:13] I think we're more compliment, bro.

[01:16:16] John Curly and my girl truly love her vids. Thank you all for good nights and laughs big dog

[01:16:22] Bro, that is such a sweet message bro. Him and his girlfriend watch the videos when they go to sleep

[01:16:28] That is so cool. We're not forfeiting to me. Stop being a pussy!

[01:16:31] Isabel, I'll zero W and shared 100 vids. John, tell Jiddy Stewart when is the Gordon?

[01:16:38] Yo, Isabel, my name is Scott Jiddy.

[01:16:41] in my game

[01:16:45] hello yo six one tricks cheer me up

[01:16:50] can you hear me wish my friend cool yeah yeah yeah

[01:16:53] let's win this game bro get it get it my god this one that's

[01:16:58] what we keep stumbling you bro all good I need you to score this open that

[01:17:03] bro I'm sorry I'm sorry

[01:17:05] No, no, that's BS. Come on, pal.

[01:17:07] You're better than me.

[01:17:09] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[01:17:13] I'm sorry.

[01:17:15] Yo, please. Did you hit the pen?

[01:17:17] What?

[01:17:19] What?

[01:17:23] All right.

[01:17:25] Did you just ask me if I hit the pen?

[01:17:27] Please, did you hit the pen?

[01:17:29] No.

[01:17:31] I did not hit the pen, bro.

[01:17:33] I

[01:17:43] All right, do you want to do another rematch on to be too we party up and do it to me too

[01:17:59] You know what we had a winning record that's honest 5139

[01:18:03] Roach shared 100 bits if you lose you have to do comedy night Jack's not ill buddy. It's it's I was gonna get off after that anyway

[01:18:17] Roach

[01:18:19] 100 bits I've been watching since the old jinxed severs. Thank you for making these the worst years of my life kid

[01:18:28] Hi guys, search up for honor download for

[01:18:33] Guys, today is a magical day.

[01:18:35] Not at all. Have I searched up four already?

[01:18:37] HBK underscore I-98.

[01:18:39] Shared 100 bits.

[01:18:41] Hey Jinx, see I saw your lead clips.

[01:18:43] You're bad.

[01:18:45] Yeah, oh my god, this guy's right in my backyard too.

[01:18:49] Yo bro, listen. Yeah, no shit, I'm bad.

[01:18:51] I've been playing the game for three days.

[01:18:53] Everybody else been playing for 15 years.

[01:18:55] Fuck off, bro.

[01:18:57] No shit, I'm bad.

[01:18:59] 100 bits can you do something with arden ross again? Why don't you like him and can you turn the game?

[01:19:05] I don't know what I don't like him bro. What I don't I don't I don't don't like anybody

[01:19:11] What are you saying, bro? Yeah, wait have ice download have ice download for honor, please

[01:19:16] Hi, bye. Okay, cheers 300 bits. Hey, Jinxie. Do you still listen to the goat juice?

[01:19:23] Yes, hi guys downloaded for honor, please download for honor

[01:19:26] why is there 100 different DLCs?

[01:19:30] Hi-Bis, just get a, the, the, the-

[01:19:32] DAMN ITS AROBLOX WITH UCHEARED 100 BITS

[01:19:35] JINXED SEA, RUN ROCKET LEAG from Steam and ADD SQUARE DEAD ZONE

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[01:19:43] DOWNLOAD FOREAUTER HI-BIS, PLEASE, HURRY, HURRY, HURRY, HURRY

[01:19:47] there it is

[01:19:49] there it is

[01:19:51] oh my god

[01:19:52] Oh my god!

[01:19:53] Cyphery who cheered 100 bits, please play with Dante's again today, funniest stream in

[01:19:59] a while.

[01:20:00] Yeah, I'm gonna be on with Dante's today.

[01:20:02] No!

[01:20:03] I got Flashbang'd!

[01:20:05] She's a superstar girl, superstar girl.

[01:20:11] Kerst cheered 100 bits, hey Jiffy on a scale one out of ten how was Bonnie blue?

[01:20:20] I don't like I just I there's literally no response to that so I'm just not even gonna respond

[01:20:26] It's not a real question. Sneak and cheered 100 bits keep talking them almost there are. Yep cutting off TTS right there

[01:20:33] yo

[01:20:35] ladies and gentlemen

[01:20:39] Look at what we're downloading right now

[01:20:41] Look at what we're downloading now. This is a blast from the fucking past. I have not

[01:20:51] played for honor, literally since the beta chat. I forget the character that I made.

[01:21:00] But he was the samurai. He was the samurai. Um, he was the samurai. Yo, hi guys. What's

[01:21:08] What's up dawg?

[01:21:09] Yo, Gixi.

[01:21:10] Now, before we go on to 4 on it, obviously, we've got eight minutes left.

[01:21:17] I think, bro, you should try out the typing game.

[01:21:21] Bro, hi guys.

[01:21:22] What is your fixation to this typing game, bro?

[01:21:25] It's so good, bro.

[01:21:26] Load it up!

[01:21:27] Load it up!

[01:21:28] Load it up!

[01:21:29] Load it up!

[01:21:30] Load it up!

[01:21:31] I was gonna play a game of chess.

[01:21:33] Hi guys, I'm a strategy gamer, bro.

[01:21:36] know that. Yeah, like I'm a strategy gamer. Siege, chess, clash, league. Um, yeah, stop,

[01:21:47] stop. You put down cards and use abilities. Do you want to fucking cookie? You don't control

[01:21:52] the cards. You don't do shit. You place the card down on the field and it runs into lanes.

[01:21:57] I don't care. Yo, hide mine. Take that. Okay. High vibes. Play the typing game.

[01:22:03] I'm glad they're typing game, high fives.

[01:22:05] You're Jack, you guys wanna see my typing skills?

[01:22:09] You misspelled sentence, no show the chat.

[01:22:12] This guy just misspelled sentence,

[01:22:14] high fives are you dumb or what?

[01:22:16] I was typing quick.

[01:22:18] I typed quick unlike you did, like it,

[01:22:22] what happened?

[01:22:22] Dixie, let's hear him in blocks.

[01:22:25] We checked Twitter.

[01:22:26] How much do you wanna bet downloading

[01:22:27] for on or crash the stream?

[01:22:30] No, it didn't dude.

[01:22:32] All right, chat.

[01:22:34] Here are my typing skills, bro.

[01:22:36] Yeah, well, you're going to do.

[01:22:39] I think you do knockout.

[01:22:40] Knockout, yeah.

[01:22:43] That's the reality of losing to me, I promise.

[01:22:45] Just do knockout.

[01:22:47] What is knockout?

[01:22:47] High vibes, what is knockout?

[01:22:49] Knockout is you have, like, NAV,

[01:22:52] I think it's up to six players or something.

[01:22:55] And I think it's eight actually.

[01:22:58] But every round, the last person

[01:23:02] that has the worst fighting skills gets kicked.

[01:23:04] It actually killed, murdered, shot in the head.

[01:23:08] In these games, we don't play in this game.

[01:23:11] So what should I do?

[01:23:12] Dual?

[01:23:15] No, did I say, did I say dual?

[01:23:17] What did I say?

[01:23:19] I said knockdown.

[01:23:22] Hey, by the way, if you have,

[01:23:26] this is gonna be de-closed.

[01:23:28] I'm telling you, this game is not,

[01:23:30] It's not for the fame of hard brown.

[01:23:32] Yeah, buddy, it's the thing is I'm not gonna die

[01:23:35] because my typing is fucking elite, high-vives.

[01:23:38] That's the problem.

[01:23:41] KX, once you get in this room.

[01:23:43] Also, this is good practice for League of Legends, dude.

[01:23:47] KX, I'm gonna have a little ego now.

[01:23:50] Goodbye.

[01:23:50] How scary could the game actually be?

[01:23:58] Welcome, contestants.

[01:24:00] The game begins now.

[01:24:02] She's self-propelled.

[01:24:25] Oh, Jake's gonna lose, bro.

[01:24:27] Bro, it's got to shoot.

[01:24:29] Oh, y'all got it. Y'all be fast. I'm not big enough for this lot.

[01:24:34] How do we talk?

[01:24:37] Uh, guys, how...

[01:24:39] God.

[01:24:43] Oh my God.

[01:24:59] Wait, I'm alive!

[01:25:12] I'm alive!

[01:25:15] I'm telling you!

[01:25:17] Good try, good try.

[01:25:19] Not everybody can type fast, it's okay.

[01:25:27] NO! NO NO NO NO NO!

[01:25:37] Hold on! Open the speedy guns!

[01:25:39] NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

[01:25:47] Of course, high-vives recommend of this.

[01:25:50] Let me play one more.

[01:25:52] Let me play one more.

[01:25:54] Let me play one more.

[01:25:57] Let me play one more, let me play one more.

[01:25:59] You're worthless, appreciate that.

[01:26:02] So I'm gonna play one more, ready?

[01:26:08] Guys, guys, it's the, it's the typos

[01:26:17] is what fucks you up, y'all.

[01:26:21] You type like an ingrown toenail.

[01:26:24] Yeah, the thing is that analogy

[01:26:25] literally doesn't even make sense.

[01:26:28] How can somebody type like an ingrown toenail?

[01:26:32] Do ingrown toenails type?

[01:26:34] Type harder.

[01:26:35] Play the finals, retweet.

[01:26:37] When is the side of Man Charity match?

[01:26:39] That was literally two weeks ago, bro.

[01:26:41] Were you dropped on your half?

[01:26:46] All right, we're not gonna have a single typo.

[01:26:50] Good luck to all my fellow,

[01:26:52] good luck to all my fellow typers out there.

[01:26:55] What the...

[01:26:57] I have no game sound and my keyboard's not working.

[01:27:02] I

[01:27:32] guys none of those words are real none of those words are real none of those words are real

[01:27:44] oh i got an achievement first blood bro you know what the method is it should go slow

[01:27:52] but to not type off the method is to go slow bro

[01:27:55] Joe has no shirt on, so you swear to God Joe has no shirt on.

[01:28:10] What do you mean Joe Bard has no shirt on?

[01:28:12] Oh my God, I'm in a game.

[01:28:15] Alright, I figured out the method, not it's got to go smoke, I'm going to kill you.

[01:28:54] The worst game ever created, bro.

[01:28:57] It's the worst fucking game ever fucking created.

[01:29:01] Yo, I downloaded 4Honor.

[01:29:03] High five, where is it at?

[01:29:06] Where is it at?

[01:29:09] Bro, I'm not good at typing.

[01:29:10] What am I?

[01:29:12] Where is it at?

[01:29:13] Where is it at?

[01:29:17] 22%.

[01:29:18] Yo, chat.

[01:29:19] 22% yo chat we are going to be entering for honor probably tomorrow I played this game

[01:29:32] in the fucking early of this earliest beta like I'm talking the first week the game was

[01:29:39] out I played the beta I have not played since chat what was the name of the samurai with

[01:29:44] the long sword that's who I used was his name like fushi or something what was his name

[01:29:52] it was the samurai with the long sword kensei yes that was my goat well kensei was my glorious

[01:30:00] fucking king kensei was my glorious king i'm gonna pause this and then read download it tomorrow

[01:30:07] Dude, can't say was my glorious king.

[01:30:12] All right, Chad, let's play some seeds, y'all.

[01:30:14] So I'm a champion on PC.

[01:30:17] A lot of people said it wouldn't be possible.

[01:30:19] But we're doing it.

[01:30:20] Salt Lake City Major kicks off this May.

[01:30:22] The Salt Lake City Major runs for May 8th and May 17th.

[01:30:24] Chad, I'm telling you this right here right now.

[01:30:27] Mark my fucking words.

[01:30:28] Salt Lake City Major is the first major stop that's going to win.

[01:30:33] Trust me.

[01:30:35] Trust me, it's gonna be the first major stop

[01:30:37] that's gonna win, bro.

[01:30:38] Trust and believe that, believe that.

[01:30:42] He finally actually has a competent team.

[01:30:46] He finally actually has a competent team.

[01:30:48] I'm booted up again, too.

[01:30:49] I'm booted up.

[01:30:50] I'm gonna go single, but I'm booting up Siege.

[01:30:54] I'm booted up Siege.

[01:30:56] Be out of me.

[01:32:05] She's a superstar girl, superstar girl, all right, yo chat, we have a banger video to

[01:32:30] react to as well.

[01:32:33] We have a banger video to react to you as well guys.

[01:32:36] Now, Jack, you guys know how I, like I always, I always say, bro, that nobody ever clips

[01:32:45] my good moments.

[01:32:46] Well, this guy did.

[01:32:49] This guy fucking did, y'all.

[01:32:51] This guy did.

[01:32:53] Wait what?

[01:32:57] She's a superstar girl, superstar girl.

[01:33:01] Jack.

[01:33:02] Now, we have a moment, or we have a video,

[01:33:07] oh my God, I'm farting, oh my God, I'm shitting.

[01:33:13] Guys, now, y'all know how I always say

[01:33:21] that nobody ever clips my good moments in Rainbow Six each.

[01:33:25] Well, Rainbow Six, huh, get it, bro.

[01:33:28] The name of this video today is these clips prove

[01:33:34] Jinxy is actually insane at Rainbow Six Siege.

[01:33:39] Now, I can already see the YouTube comments.

[01:33:42] AI generated, fake AI generated, you're fat.

[01:33:46] I snuck in the last one.

[01:33:48] Brother, these are my best highlights of all time.

[01:33:51] I've never watched this video.

[01:33:52] I'm excited to watch.

[01:33:54] Very excited to watch.

[01:33:55] I can't come down

[01:33:59] That's Amby professional player is one of the side

[01:34:06] Don't child don't child do not child you know, but my ego said otherwise

[01:34:15] Now this video is gonna get me fired up to play see

[01:34:25] Wait, I should probably move my camera over here, chat.

[01:34:29] Bro, look at how locked in I am right here.

[01:34:31] I always stick my tongue out when I'm locked in.

[01:34:38] Oh!

[01:34:38] Oh my god!

[01:34:39] Oh my god!

[01:34:40] Check for the satellite camera.

[01:34:40] Okay, that was more so luck.

[01:34:43] I was shooting the barricade open from in going.

[01:34:45] Yo, yeast, coffee.

[01:34:47] Flood! Flood! Flood! Flood!

[01:34:48] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:34:48] No, castle inside, castle inside.

[01:34:49] Can I use the wall or do you want to wait?

[01:34:51] Do you want to wait?

[01:34:51] Use the killer wall.

[01:34:52] Yep.

[01:34:53] Oh

[01:35:23] Hey, I can't go this way.

[01:35:26] Brake.

[01:35:27] Fall away?

[01:35:28] Brake.

[01:35:30] Team Flood and C Team?

[01:35:31] Not to like sort of toot my own horn here, but if I may, notice how I used my Euteneity.

[01:35:40] Roll zone.

[01:35:41] So now I know we can't cover it all way.

[01:35:45] And then I swing off of this.

[01:35:46] Team fire bumping.

[01:35:49] Force him one way with the two ground weight about a fart chat turn up your volume

[01:35:56] Okay, that was literally a turtle head sticking out I have to wipe after this

[01:36:03] Force him one way and then swing the other way bro force the woman

[01:36:10] Wait, I remember this spoilt died on me well, I remember this I remember this I remember this I remember this I remember this

[01:36:17] I remember this

[01:37:19] Oh my god, what the hell did that do?

[01:37:24] That's no deep.

[01:37:25] Oh, they just thought it.

[01:37:27] Wait, that's right, he'll stop in two.

[01:37:29] Come on.

[01:37:32] Come on.

[01:37:34] I killed Jason, then Blue.

[01:37:37] On the right, man.

[01:37:38] Come on.

[01:37:39] I'm not losing.

[01:37:42] I think we ended up losing the game.

[01:37:44] But it doesn't matter.

[01:37:45] The energy's there.

[01:37:48] that

[01:37:50] Not there and I've done there don't think

[01:37:52] It's gonna walk in reach close breeze one trophy one right back shot the falcon so you guys know rainbow six hub

[01:38:00] Wait, he's a youtuber. He's really good bro. He has a god. Look at young jidler

[01:38:05] Why did I just call myself that it's the can effect bro? Look at the young jiddles. Hey, it's like a hundred and seven K subs

[01:38:13] I'm gonna do it so pay on here dude for him. So here we go. Here's the intro

[01:38:18] Okay, we've seen this, Andrew.

[01:38:20] To rainbow!

[01:38:21] You've seen this.

[01:38:22] SICK SUB!

[01:38:23] YOU'RE A LOSER!

[01:38:25] STOP BEING A LOSER!

[01:38:26] We're trapped.

[01:38:27] I was skidding here.

[01:38:28] I was skidding.

[01:38:29] LOSER!

[01:38:30] IT'S SUB!

[01:38:31] NOW!

[01:38:32] 10 seconds.

[01:38:33] I think it's 300.

[01:38:34] I think it's 300.

[01:38:35] I'm walking up!

[01:38:36] I'm walking up!

[01:38:37] Yeah, nice.

[01:38:38] Nice.

[01:38:39] I'm not scared.

[01:38:40] He's off.

[01:38:41] I think she's a good shot, girl.

[01:38:42] I'm walking up!

[01:38:43] I'm walking up!

[01:38:44] I'm walking up!

[01:38:45] I'm walking up!

[01:38:46] I'm walking up!

[01:38:47] No, I make plays.

[01:38:49] Mingo dead.

[01:38:51] Aiden dead.

[01:38:53] Camp.

[01:38:55] Another one hopped in.

[01:38:57] Oh, I'm so fucking...

[01:38:59] Christ, you're glibber with three bullets.

[01:39:01] I'm a super logi.

[01:39:03] I got you. I got you.

[01:39:05] I'm a super logi.

[01:39:07] I'm a super logi.

[01:39:09] I'm a super logi.

[01:39:11] Hopped in, Jim. Hit a go.

[01:39:13] Oh.

[01:39:15] were so peak oh my god was like the sun in my room why is my face on fire here

[01:39:29] Jack, what type of lighting was this?

[01:39:32] I'm on the empty deck!

[01:39:34] I'm the king!

[01:39:35] Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim!

[01:39:37] I'm going!

[01:39:39] Come on!

[01:39:40] I got you back!

[01:39:44] Oh my god, this is like, okay.

[01:39:46] This game was from 2022.

[01:39:50] I'm not even kidding.

[01:39:51] I'm pretty sure I got 20 kills this map.

[01:39:54] This is just one kill game.

[01:40:00] I remember playing this fucking map.

[01:40:08] This kill was crazy.

[01:40:09] I remember this.

[01:40:10] So Jack, that door is like the most common thing people peek on for now.

[01:40:23] and then I shot his body.

[01:40:25] There's no way he heard that though.

[01:40:31] Chappan, there's no way he heard that, right?

[01:40:33] Who are you, bro?

[01:40:34] Don't worry about it.

[01:40:35] Him the Chappan!

[01:40:37] Wait, oh my god.

[01:40:39] Alright.

[01:40:45] This is the clone.

[01:40:53] this is smart this is smart man this is smart

[01:41:23] You know the thing about that is the only way to really do this is the gun camo has to

[01:41:39] be default because if Tim was like good he would know the gun camo is not default and

[01:41:45] you have to have no charm.

[01:41:46] No, no, no.

[01:41:47] So if you're ever going to use the alibi always make sure it's default with no

[01:41:51] charm.

[01:41:52] great just floors shut up right away yeah too big when I'm down to a break

[01:41:57] she's like we don't

[01:42:05] great just floors shut up right away yeah no no too big when I'm down to a break

[01:42:09] she's like we don't

[01:42:14] can I bring my other right right right right right right right right right

[01:42:16] Wait, why was this in the video?

[01:42:19] What?

[01:42:21] Why was these clips prove Jinxies insane?

[01:42:24] Yo, why was this in the video?

[01:42:27] Jack, what was that?

[01:42:29] What was that?

[01:42:30] What was that?

[01:42:32] Double windows.

[01:42:34] Ryan, you need to get up.

[01:42:35] Ryan, you need to get up.

[01:42:37] Why was that?

[01:42:38] Okay, yet again, another clip.

[01:42:40] Is the sun in my room?

[01:42:42] Oh my God, I actually like a chat here.

[01:42:45] Bro chat.

[01:42:46] I gotta do is just get long hair.

[01:42:48] Chad, if I get long hair, clear skin,

[01:42:52] and white teeth, it's over.

[01:42:53] I'm out of the beginning.

[01:42:54] That's a little avoidant.

[01:42:55] Chad, I actually look like a Chad light here.

[01:42:57] That's a little avoidant.

[01:42:59] Grand.

[01:43:03] Can I send a book?

[01:43:04] Grand.

[01:43:07] All right, I don't.

[01:43:09] All right, I'm back.

[01:43:11] Grand.

[01:43:12] I'm located.

[01:43:13] Protect the bar.

[01:43:14] Oh, yes! Bro, this is like one of the first times I've played on PC.

[01:43:21] What the-

[01:43:25] Bro, like, what is Zenty typing? Like, God, this guy is so ill. I'm 9-1 on PC.

[01:43:30] Ah, poor elimination.

[01:43:34] I'm gonna see, but these are the things that nobody clips. And this is why I love this video. No, no, no. Nobody clips these moments.

[01:43:43] Okay, that wasn't a true statement, but I was just feeling myself, bro, chat, but nobody

[01:43:53] clips it.

[01:43:54] Hey, remind me to go into my truth play right now.

[01:43:59] That'll get the f***.

[01:44:03] Where did my green screen go?

[01:44:05] Oh, this was the day I broke my green screen.

[01:44:08] Chat who remembers this day?

[01:44:09] Well, no, I think my chair snapped or something.

[01:44:15] It was the same day where I wore the green screen.

[01:44:18] You know I'm flanking and still die, baby.

[01:44:20] How do you know I'm flanking and still die?

[01:44:24] Tell your auntie, I said, hit me up.

[01:44:27] That's-

[01:44:28] Yo, what in the mother of God?

[01:44:31] Like, bro, I don't remember any of this.

[01:44:34] Go.

[01:44:35] How do you know I'm flanking and still die?

[01:44:38] Straight up on some real shit

[01:44:43] Dude look at this 2021 clip, what is this whoa?

[01:44:49] This is before leaning without aiming in this movie good cook man

[01:44:54] Just such a perfect man clever such a perfect man

[01:44:59] Yo, they're gonna push site. They're gonna push site 20 21 again. This one. I was on turtle sense

[01:45:03] This is such an OG video.

[01:45:10] Literally bodied.

[01:45:14] Oh my goodness.

[01:45:16] Where are you going?

[01:45:17] So I think this is still to this day my favorite season of Siege ever.

[01:45:21] It was the most ever played.

[01:45:23] This one me and Stompin played a thousand games of ranked.

[01:45:26] This was Neon Dawn.

[01:45:28] Operation Neon Dawn and it was right when the new Xbox came out.

[01:45:31] Everybody was jumping to 120 frames and it made console siege feel amazing because everybody was on 60 before

[01:45:38] Neondon was such prime siege

[01:45:43] Okay, but this is the season after Neondon because I have a diamond Neondon charm here. This was the season after Neondon

[01:45:57] That's disgusting

[01:46:01] I don't know, can I walk back this guy?

[01:46:08] Changing bags.

[01:46:10] Bro, what is my facecam?

[01:46:11] Chat, this was before Hi-Vis.

[01:46:13] Guys, this just shows you how bad I am at streaming.

[01:46:16] Because before Hi-Vis, this is literally what my streams consist about.

[01:46:20] You couldn't even see me.

[01:46:28] Wait, I remember this clip being terrible.

[01:46:32] Pfft.

[01:46:33] Pfft.

[01:46:34] Pfft.

[01:46:35] Pfft.

[01:46:36] Pfft.

[01:46:37] Pfft.

[01:46:38] Pfft.

[01:46:39] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[01:46:41] Oh my god, oh my god!

[01:46:42] Yeah, that's why I don't use low sense anymore.

[01:46:45] And don't clip it, Chad!

[01:46:46] Bro, because if you're on low sense and you commit to somebody being somewhere,

[01:46:51] and they're not there, you're dead.

[01:46:54] Every time, dead is a doornail.

[01:46:55] Why are these clips in here?

[01:47:02] What the hell?

[01:47:03] One on four remaining.

[01:47:04] Oh my god, that's what that gif is from?

[01:47:12] Bro, I don't even remember this.

[01:47:15] What a W baited out man.

[01:47:16] Yo, W Rainbow Six Up.

[01:47:17] He mixed in some shitty clips, but I don't really care.

[01:47:19] He had some bangers in there.

[01:47:21] He had some bangers in there, chat.

[01:47:24] rainbow six up y'all chat let me grab this grab that eight minutes of AI the

[01:47:35] last 20 seconds are real aim all right okay guys without further ado without

[01:47:43] further ado can I Nicholas D. Stewart bro I just realize I have the same middle

[01:47:48] name as Monkey D. Luffy. Jack,

[01:47:55] Nicholas D. Stewart, Monkey D.

[01:47:58] Luffy. Can Nicholas D. Stewart

[01:48:02] solo Cuda champion? Let's see.

[01:48:06] All I know is that I like

[01:48:08] Weiner. Can Nicholas D. Stewart

[01:48:13] solo Cuda champion on piece?

[01:48:17] I'm so cute and champion on PC.

[01:48:20] I don't know, a lot of people say I can't, but I say I can!

[01:48:31] Chat, let me make this deal right now.

[01:48:33] Oh my God, we gotta get it instantly.

[01:48:35] Bro, is seed making a comeback, bro?

[01:48:38] I've never in my life seen a two second queue time

[01:48:41] on PC, right?

[01:48:43] That's insane.

[01:48:44] Brothers, I'm not even gonna lie, bro.

[01:48:47] If Siege's anti-cheat has gotten better, Rectic Windows coming, New Map is coming, a lot of

[01:48:58] people are becoming Prodig, big Prodig events are coming.

[01:49:01] Siege could have a good year.

[01:49:02] Uh, why are we banning Theme Park?

[01:49:06] Do you guys want to play Emerald Plains?

[01:49:07] I'm so curious.

[01:49:08] Bro, you know what's funny?

[01:49:14] if we would have got lair I would have left the game shut down my entire PC and

[01:49:20] probably just laid in bed but we got channel night so now I'm gonna drop 25

[01:49:24] kills yes see the difference bro Jack here's the thing about life life is a

[01:49:30] butterfly effects bro let me explain if you step on a lady bug on accident you

[01:49:39] might have saved somebody's life because because you killed the ladybug what if

[01:49:45] the ladybug you didn't step on it and then some old man was like oh my god

[01:49:51] look that's a ladybug and he's not looking at traffic and a semi truck

[01:49:55] runs him over it's all about butterfly effect of life bro if I would have got

[01:50:01] there I probably would have shut off my PC but because I got shall I now I'm

[01:50:07] I'm going to drop 25 kills.

[01:50:09] It's just how it is, y'all.

[01:50:12] It's how it is.

[01:50:14] Dumb, they give me the five gifts,

[01:50:15] and dumb, they give me the five gifts,

[01:50:16] and I'm free-chambering it.

[01:50:20] Protect the boss.

[01:50:21] Bro, what are you even yapping about?

[01:50:23] If you're not ready for the combo,

[01:50:24] you're not ready for the combo.

[01:50:28] Ladies and gentlemen, can I solo-cute a chick?

[01:50:31] Why would you see for yourself bro?

[01:51:08] Since Linda's broke, I have a C4.

[01:51:11] As designed, she was activated.

[01:51:14] She was picked up to destroy Bariat.

[01:51:21] Keep an eye on the two. Bariat deployed.

[01:51:28] This should be a free kill in three seconds.

[01:51:32] Front of stairs, please. You're not going to make it.

[01:51:34] Hey, now, dude!

[01:51:38] I'm shooting a split, what's happening?

[01:51:43] Oh, what the fuck?

[01:51:50] See, but that's the most common way to die ever.

[01:51:58] Your teammate shoots down a barricade and then you die in two minutes.

[01:52:02] both outside my bird

[01:52:04] yo what what type of keyboard are you talking about?

[01:52:17] some of them are from games

[01:52:32] What a start to the day!

[01:52:52] I'm telling you chat. I'm gonna get champion on PC this season. Wait, one of our teammates

[01:53:09] C4'd ourselves? Why don't our other two mate leave? What's happening? You just started

[01:53:15] your day? No, I'm talking about the hypothetical start to the game. I'm not explaining myself.

[01:53:21] What's understood doesn't need to be explained. Quote it today. What's understood doesn't need to be explained, buddy.

[01:53:31] Coupe, think of it as your one, daddy. Put it inside my ass. W. Coupe in the chat, y'all.

[01:53:36] Yo, can we not see four ourselves, please? I mean, like, come on.

[01:53:40] I mean, like, I don't care if you go 0 and 9, but just try to win.

[01:53:44] If you see fouring yourself, like, I'm actually gonna term this shit off.

[01:53:51] Hopefully your last quote of the day first time chatter. All right

[01:53:58] Are you playing controller yeah Aaron I'm playing controller on PC

[01:54:01] You should 100% play peacekeeper on 4 Honor.

[01:54:21] Brother, I used to play the Samurai guy.

[01:54:24] Yeah, why did you put it in the stone?

[01:54:27] What's his name?

[01:54:28] What is his name?

[01:54:29] What is his name?

[01:54:30] We're gonna play for over tomorrow! I got you!

[01:54:32] 10 seconds left.

[01:54:33] What's his name?

[01:54:35] No, not at a roachie.

[01:54:36] A roachie can have a bottle of ice.

[01:54:38] Kense, Kense.

[01:54:40] Yes, that was my O-G.

[01:54:46] No, not fucking Master Sheepoom.

[01:54:48] I'm talking about four-odder, buddy.

[01:54:54] More country.

[01:54:59] Don't you grow up in a hurry, you're my my people, hurry now.

[01:55:06] Very terrified beef with the five gifted.

[01:55:09] Beef.

[01:55:10] Appreciate you daddy.

[01:55:11] Looks like we're getting a free win bro, this guy has some lapsed.

[01:55:17] Alright.

[01:55:18] Shall I look at my PC stats?

[01:55:21] Does this not make you-

[01:55:22] Another one looking bad.

[01:55:23] A rat?

[01:55:24] What's he doing right now?

[01:55:27] I don't believe him.

[01:55:28] Dude, Jinx, could you say hi to my friend Carter?

[01:55:30] Yo, what's up, Carter?

[01:55:31] Tate's friend?

[01:55:32] No.

[01:55:33] So, Chad, you're saying looking at my staff doesn't make you hard.

[01:55:40] This doesn't make you hard.

[01:55:41] I don't know.

[01:55:42] That's half.

[01:55:43] That's half for me.

[01:55:44] Really?

[01:55:45] Oh, he's dead now.

[01:55:46] Oh, he's dead now.

[01:55:51] I just accidentally showed my dick to my friends and you want advice brother I have no idea

[01:56:04] Dino, think of it a check and gift it.

[01:56:08] Bro, if they're really your friends, they won't care about how your wiener looks, bro.

[01:56:14] Let me show them this guy real quick.

[01:56:19] Bro, I'm gonna be honest, I intentionally showed my cock to my like, life-long friends.

[01:56:24] That's normal.

[01:56:26] Like, I literally intentionally showed my wiener to my life-long friends.

[01:56:31] Yo, Sandy, thank you for the crime.

[01:56:36] Mildog, thank you for the crime.

[01:56:37] Appreciate you, bro.

[01:56:38] Mildog, thank you for the crime.

[01:56:39] Jinxie, your hairline is extra pushback to the night.

[01:56:43] Appreciate that, Jacob.

[01:56:44] Yo, uh, any logical challenges to the night?

[01:56:49] You're a hard stuck gold, by the way.

[01:56:52] Uh, no.

[01:56:53] I'm not hard stuck.

[01:56:54] I have 8.5 with the laws.

[01:56:56] I'm literally gliding through gold.

[01:56:58] What are you saying?

[01:57:00] I'm like, I'm like, I'm like skating through gold.

[01:57:04] I love the bushy eyebrows, xx.

[01:57:07] Barra.

[01:57:09] Barra.

[01:57:13] Jinxie, you should play Warden.

[01:57:14] Uh, I would play Warden, but I don't have a one inch penis.

[01:57:18] Cool, I think over the time.

[01:57:22] What type of controller do you use?

[01:57:23] Uh, I just use a Deepak controller, bro.

[01:57:25] Uh, all that, like, other bullshit is kind of just placebo,

[01:57:30] I'm gonna be honest and I use control freaks, but honestly bro control freaks might be in the sea well as well

[01:57:36] Probably not, but I like

[01:57:39] I like to go because like you don't have to move your finger as much

[01:57:53] Bro Warden is good, what do you mean by that? It's not that Warden's good or bad

[01:57:56] It's I literally fucking despise people who auto-click warden

[01:58:02] Auto-click ash on the pack don't throw in anything blame the team and overswing. I despise those humans

[01:58:09] So I'm not gonna play warden out of literal spite for them. I can't stand what it means

[01:58:14] I don't hear you occasionally play Warden, but if you have Warden name like I literally fucking hate you

[01:58:20] I'm not just starting that work

[01:58:23] You're everything that's wrong with this game

[01:58:26] The same people that lock warden are the same people that lock ash they don't drone they only play for kills they over swing they sell 3v1s 2v1s and they only play for KV

[01:58:49] I literally hate everyone that means more than now if you play more than I don't care, but if you main Warden

[01:58:56] That's what you show on there

[01:58:59] God that guy depressed looking at my door. Oh my god. I got depressed learning man. Oh, what the fuck?

[01:59:49] I'm sorry, I was just trying to re-brew you, bro.

[01:59:59] I'm sorry, I was just trying to re-brew you, bro.

[02:00:09] That's just rude Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to be real

[02:00:18] I see you're about to hit them. All right

[02:00:23] I've hit champ already this season. Thankfully. Oh, okay. Well, you're about to retake champion

[02:00:33] I appreciate that. Thank you.

[02:00:38] Jinxy. What the fuck? I'm not Jinxy.

[02:00:42] Yeah, I know I sound like it. No, not not you.

[02:00:45] Old Pearl over here. I get that a lot.

[02:00:47] No, I'm not Jinxy. I'm I'm David.

[02:00:52] The guy that murdered.

[02:00:56] No, not the guy that murdered.

[02:00:59] Okay, Jesus. No, not the artist.

[02:01:01] My name is David Jones, my name is David Jones.

[02:01:06] Yeah, Jinxie, come on, bro.

[02:01:08] Alright.

[02:01:09] It's okay guys, I'll give you guys an autograph.

[02:01:12] I'll fuck with you, bro.

[02:01:14] How long's your league?

[02:01:15] I don't know.

[02:01:16] I'm gonna just keep coming.

[02:01:17] You know what I'm gonna do today is I'm gonna dominate seeds, then I'm gonna dominate

[02:01:22] me, and then I'm going to go in my bed and dominate my wiener.

[02:01:31] guys I just want to say I've been playing this game for 10 years and I've

[02:01:39] never seen three people make it before we should be proud of ourselves

[02:01:43] Boa Red

[02:01:46] your drone has found a bomb dominate me

[02:01:52] who do you think is winning Salt Lake City?

[02:01:57] If Stoffin doesn't win the Salt Lake City Major, I'll literally be shocked.

[02:02:01] He actually has a go to team now.

[02:02:04] You found a bomb.

[02:02:05] I don't know. My face, man, boys.

[02:02:07] I still have faith in you.

[02:02:08] Yeah, that team is the same.

[02:02:10] Stoffin's the other team?

[02:02:11] Yeah, that team's good.

[02:02:12] No, we're not.

[02:02:13] Don't do that.

[02:02:17] Jesus, super shot, though.

[02:02:22] I'm right in the person, bitch.

[02:02:24] We don't have to sell it, we'll try to kill it.

[02:02:34] One out of four remaining.

[02:02:39] Wait till.

[02:02:44] He missed the shot.

[02:02:48] Yo guys it was a pleasure to have you again.

[02:02:53] You too big big David

[02:03:02] Yo, my kid is almost a 2.1. I'm so talented my dad. I love you. I'm average. Hi daddy

[02:03:10] Yo, is there any like your check guys guys, can you guys name one video game? I'm bad at guys name one video game

[02:03:19] I'm bad at please I'll wait

[02:03:23] Siege, Apex Legends, Rocket League, Minecraft, CSGO, League of Legends, most games honestly,

[02:03:37] life.

[02:03:38] Okay.

[02:03:39] I actually probably should have asked that, chess.

[02:03:41] Wait, now that I think about it, chess?

[02:03:45] I'm actually bad at every game I play on the stream, besides R6 and Clash.

[02:03:53] Those are the only two games where I'm within the top 1% out of players.

[02:03:58] Those are the only two games.

[02:03:59] Yo, Jack, you got saying I'm bad at Minecraft?

[02:04:02] That Minecraft marathon's coming up, y'all.

[02:04:05] That Minecraft marathon is in, let me check the date.

[02:04:08] Two weeks.

[02:04:13] Jack, that Minecraft Marathon is in two weeks, y'all.

[02:04:25] Literally.

[02:04:26] Two weeks.

[02:04:27] Ron is going to carry you, bro.

[02:04:31] The rules of the Minecraft Marathon are simple, though.

[02:04:35] If any of us die at any point in time, we have to restart.

[02:04:39] So like even if Ron has maximum diamond armor if I die we have to restart

[02:04:48] Wait ban oh

[02:04:50] My god, this map pool is like sent from the heavens. This is the most beautiful map pool I've ever seen

[02:04:56] I don't know if there's a single map on here. I actually dislike

[02:05:03] She said Travis you were too hard

[02:05:09] Yeah guys, the Minecraft marathon is May 16th, May 16th now.

[02:05:16] I need to watch some videos and do some research on Minecraft before, so I'm not a moth puppy.

[02:05:25] Champions League?

[02:05:26] Chat, what's the score of the arsenal game?

[02:05:38] one one she's a super star the last of us I don't know what I'm gonna play that

[02:05:51] game don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did looking like a

[02:06:00] true survivor feeling like a little kid Jack with the five gifts it Jack put it

[02:06:06] in my eye. W. Jack. Don't you know I'm still standing after all this time? Picking up the

[02:06:21] pieces of my life. Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.

[02:06:36] Yeah, what about a PC champ with a 2K D on roller with that pure

[02:06:51] Get a job

[02:06:55] Yeah, what that pure

[02:07:00] From the nano

[02:07:07] You're not leaving gold

[02:07:30] Play get a job simulator

[02:07:36] That's not a game.

[02:07:45] That would be a piece of cake.

[02:07:51] Board of Fibers, negative auto.

[02:07:52] Try to get through that.

[02:07:53] I just get a 2.1

[02:08:07] Play overwatch you will like it bro. I've heard I would hate you

[02:08:13] So what do you think about Brian Lucas thinking about I heard from people that overwatch would make me miserable

[02:08:23] I'm going to kill their old team.

[02:08:41] I knocked everything out.

[02:08:45] Stoke of the...

[02:08:54] Alright, what are you talking about?

[02:08:57] That's so peak.

[02:09:01] We're gonna be trying so hard today, my god.

[02:09:11] I'll make your master's plus, really?

[02:09:15] I'll go with the one on the side of the white window, Raphel.

[02:09:22] Aw, white. Come on the white.

[02:09:25] On the white stairs, yep.

[02:09:32] That's white.

[02:09:41] One more coming away.

[02:09:48] Okay.

[02:09:51] Bro, everybody's enjoying the game.

[02:09:54] This is awesome.

[02:09:57] Wait, so chat!

[02:09:58] Good coms!

[02:10:00] Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.

[02:10:02] Um, League of Legends, Franklin San...

[02:10:05] This is already vastly different from my last game.

[02:10:08] Well, I hate when people load in with no Mike

[02:10:12] Yo, we chat the legal

[02:10:14] No, it's it's not even that like I had by the end of the game for my teammates left. It was just me

[02:10:22] No way guys

[02:10:25] Guys the League of Legends rank reset only for the top ranks

[02:10:30] Only for the top ranks

[02:10:32] only masters plus past bro chat I wanted to maybe fluke a placement series and then get

[02:10:44] the bronze shy so it looks like we're gonna be an iron for a minute y'all it looks like

[02:10:49] we're to attack on Titan update bro I've been slacking guys I'm not giving updates on

[02:10:55] I'm like 40% done with season 4. Like 40%.

[02:11:01] Maj. Alright.

[02:11:05] Bro, I'm like 40% done with season 4. I'm gonna be honest, I'm a piece of shit.

[02:11:08] I keep forgetting, bro.

[02:11:10] What the fuck is AOT? You don't know what Attack on Titan is?

[02:11:15] Bar.

[02:11:16] Bro, somebody put the Swip under a rock, I guess.

[02:11:19] You've never heard of Attack on Titan?

[02:11:22] I've never heard of it.

[02:11:29] Like I'm not even saying why.

[02:11:31] I've never heard of it.

[02:11:33] Or we dead ass.

[02:11:35] Did somebody get hatches?

[02:11:37] No, do you know Mac?

[02:11:39] I'm getting the hatch.

[02:11:40] I would, but I'm on one speed, so somebody else.

[02:11:43] Are we leaving this open here?

[02:11:48] Yeah.

[02:11:49] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[02:11:51] 10 seconds.

[02:11:55] You guys wanna headhose here or not?

[02:11:59] No, I like girls and I'm employed.

[02:12:02] Yo bro, you can have a girlfriend and still watch Attack on Trend.

[02:12:07] What's that? Ann have a job. What's that?

[02:12:09] Brain dead argument is that.

[02:12:11] I

[02:12:27] Don't take it off for a big part

[02:13:11] Wait honestly chat why would I get a go for four take over us hey chat honestly why would I explain

[02:13:20] Yo inmate inmate we have a chopper camp two in two in bakery two in bakery two in

[02:13:29] They're behind the thing behind the bakery thing

[02:13:34] Popping small there

[02:13:36] Too big too big too big too big both big yo lines crouched close right of the location egg

[02:13:41] They shot the gas.

[02:13:48] Lots of them, Baker too.

[02:13:56] They shot us.

[02:13:58] that is his son yo wizard you sound like dinksy bro

[02:14:12] i yeah i get that a lot bro thank you man

[02:14:15] shy sir okay okay bandjack or no band doga b

[02:14:19] your lowkey band doga b band doga b

[02:14:23] don't you know i'm still standing better than i ever did

[02:14:28] jitty can you pause the stream i need to walk my dog

[02:14:31] uh... yeah but tb the thing is

[02:14:33] we'll be passing the stream for thousands of people

[02:14:37] just go to the youtube stream

[02:14:40] on the

[02:14:43] i don't know if that was a concert or something

[02:14:47] your bro chateau chip

[02:14:49] if you go to the youtube stream you can pause

[02:14:53] i think it might be

[02:14:54] Was that Hannah Montana in somebody's mic right there?

[02:15:02] I heard Hannah Montana.

[02:15:09] Bar.

[02:15:11] Now that'll just me, bro.

[02:15:17] Chats of the League of Legends,

[02:15:19] thanks for being set today.

[02:15:21] Wow.

[02:15:22] Yeah, do they do any other updates each had they do any other updates or no

[02:15:30] Sweetass grab a syndrome direct. Oh my god

[02:15:44] You're still gonna be iron bro. All right Jack. Yeah. Yeah, but then what happens when I get

[02:15:49] You ready for assault for you guys don't know how dedicated. I am I'm gonna get good at that. How'd I stop?

[02:15:56] Stop

[02:16:01] Motherfucker stop

[02:16:13] Let's either knock to one hell my evil eyes ready to get some

[02:16:19] Hi guys, we're the reason you didn't get that kill.

[02:16:21] Hi guys! I won't fucking get you!

[02:16:25] Stop! Stop!

[02:16:28] Oh my god. Hi guys, stop!

[02:16:31] Stop!

[02:16:35] Swapping mags!

[02:16:38] Setting safe all!

[02:16:40] Hi guys, I'm gonna...

[02:16:42] Hi guys, fuck off!

[02:16:46] Magik!

[02:16:48] one in the repel

[02:16:50] hi-bots

[02:16:51] you're actually pissing me off

[02:17:03] hi-bots gently, gently you're pissing me off, gently

[02:17:06] like gently

[02:17:12] no hi-bots you're gently pissing me off

[02:17:14] reload!

[02:17:15] gently

[02:17:18] my brain is so fried bro

[02:17:24] there's one bottom white looking at

[02:17:27] the burglars and two things running up white right now

[02:17:31] of

[02:17:38] of

[02:17:41] of

[02:17:45] of

[02:17:47] of

[02:17:49] of

[02:17:51] of

[02:17:53] of

[02:17:55] of

[02:17:57] of

[02:17:59] why why has Frank been like this for me yeah I mean like lollipop land I load

[02:18:08] into a game there's no cheaters

[02:18:09] yo don't you wanna make his dreams come up

[02:18:11] get this guy out of here

[02:18:13] amazing question when

[02:18:14] uh yo um like I loaded to a game

[02:18:20] yo I'm not gonna lie the VT mates for like not TK and KX

[02:18:23] Hey, yes. You know what, bro? I'm actually gonna say this, on PC, I've been team killed zero times.

[02:18:29] On console, I get team killed every game.

[02:18:32] I think that's the problem. You just gotta play PC, bro.

[02:18:38] You used to get a good bar, I love you.

[02:18:40] Like, Matt. Yo, guys, what is y'all's ranks on Siege this season? Y'all been grinding?

[02:18:46] Yo, I played Matt Tudors and T-Rank on wait time 1-1.

[02:18:49] I played so many fucking cheaters this season. It was so bad at the beginning

[02:18:55] Bro knock on wood, but I ran into a cheater

[02:19:03] Recently it's not into that. It's only like high diamond. Yeah, I ran into a cheater. I don't know why

[02:19:15] Not the blessings yeah

[02:19:19] you. Wait, so, at what rank do

[02:19:24] you start actually running at a

[02:19:25] cheaters? Because I'm still

[02:19:26] gold right now.

[02:19:33] I mean, that's supposed to be

[02:19:34] there, but I feel like I'm

[02:19:35] in here. I mean, you start

[02:19:36] running into me. You get a lot

[02:19:37] of champion or two. Alright.

[02:19:41] Is that his son? Is that his

[02:19:43] Miho? Chad, is that his

[02:19:45] drone to locate him? Yo,

[02:19:46] Dixie, you think you ever

[02:19:47] I don't know bro. I'm gonna try to hit champ on controller on PC first just a aura farm and then I'll probably try to win mouth

[02:20:01] Okay, that's his me home that's his me home

[02:20:09] You should go bro yo bro, I'm gonna be honest

[02:20:11] One, I'm not good enough to get blown to you.

[02:20:15] Two, even if I was good enough to get blown to you, I would never do that, because I would,

[02:20:20] like, it would just affect my stream.

[02:20:22] Five seconds before insertion.

[02:20:24] I would never do that.

[02:20:26] Ever.

[02:20:27] You've located a bomb.

[02:20:28] Take your way through its location and defuse it.

[02:21:11] Yo, um, did he even reinforce Christmas?

[02:21:27] Did he run down?

[02:21:41] He's called she's called you might keep you from the head hole is Christmas I

[02:21:49] Still there still there

[02:22:11] of

[02:22:18] his life

[02:22:19] of the most

[02:22:20] of

[02:22:25] the

[02:22:27] of

[02:22:28] the

[02:22:29] of

[02:22:30] the

[02:22:31] of

[02:22:32] the

[02:22:33] of

[02:22:34] the

[02:22:35] of

[02:22:36] the

[02:22:37] of

[02:22:39] Yeah, he's in the freezer.

[02:22:44] Yo, freezer, freezer.

[02:22:52] Yeah, he's back, freezer.

[02:22:54] Got a one-friendly.

[02:23:09] 15 seconds.

[02:23:11] 10 seconds left.

[02:23:19] I'm sorry.

[02:23:25] I'm sorry.

[02:23:27] EG's guys.

[02:23:29] EG's.

[02:23:31] Yo bro, um.

[02:23:33] EG's.

[02:23:35] You're lucky to have your guys' games.

[02:23:37] Bro, I'm lucky to have your games.

[02:23:39] Chat, I'm in like Lollipop, man.

[02:23:41] I'm not explaining it.

[02:23:43] Every time I queue a game of ranked,

[02:23:45] um, on PC, there's no cheaters.

[02:23:49] I don't get team killed.

[02:23:51] My teammates aren't annoying.

[02:23:53] Little 11-year-olds.

[02:23:55] And the other team just sucks.

[02:23:57] I'm in Lollipop, man.

[02:23:59] I just can't lose.

[02:24:01] This is my plat game, bro.

[02:24:03] I'm gonna go B, I'm gonna go B.

[02:24:06] But I may as well play another then hop on Lee.

[02:24:33] You

[02:26:03] Say one line, bro. Say one line. Say one line, bro. Say one line.

[02:26:08] Yo, hi, guys. Get the fuck off Warden! I'm not playing that dog shit!

[02:26:14] Hell, I don't play that stupid shit. Oh my god, I'm out of the park.

[02:26:22] Jinx, you do a Marvel Rivals streamer tournament? Bro.

[02:26:26] I don't even know how to play that game. I don't even know how to play that game.

[02:26:29] again. Secure the bombs. El Dictator where I'm not playing fucking

[02:26:38] What are you doing? I'm gonna hack probably three molly test for three camps. I'm not

[02:27:06] if you're kidding I'm gonna have three camp because everybody drums from this

[02:27:10] hatch right now I have all known everybody goes to this house you'll see

[02:27:15] you'll see you'll see

[02:27:31] your location has been compromised

[02:27:36] Play Overwatch? I've never played that game before, bro.

[02:27:41] What's better, Overwatch or mobile rivals?

[02:27:47] Surely Overwatch, yeah?

[02:27:56] Neither.

[02:28:00] I don't know, I'm kind of like in League right now.

[02:28:03] I think I'm addicted to League right now, bro.

[02:28:07] I don't know how long we've got to last for.

[02:28:10] Great Lord!

[02:28:13] 2016 was Overwatch's peak.

[02:28:23] Yeah, I remember my freshman year of high school, everybody was playing Overwatch.

[02:28:27] I was playing Siege, though.

[02:28:29] But I was playing Clash, too.

[02:28:30] But I was playing Siege and...

[02:28:32] Well, no, I was just playing I was just playing class in 2016 and NBA 2k

[02:28:38] Well, I was I started playing season like 2017

[02:28:52] Bro 2k 17 was so neat

[02:28:56] Wait, you guys hear that that's not somebody's upset or repelling

[02:29:02] of

[02:29:09] the

[02:29:15] death

[02:29:19] of

[02:29:24] death

[02:29:29] I

[02:29:36] Why

[02:29:40] She said Travis you work

[02:29:46] This guy's making bird with 30 seconds left in the TV for bar there's another white

[02:29:59] 15 seconds left. Never mind, it's red and new.

[02:30:05] Up for last operation, standing. Up for elimination.

[02:30:10] IT'S SO EASY!

[02:30:15] Pomer, think for the pride, Gadity.

[02:30:17] Kanachi, think for the pride, and Stompy, think for the pride.

[02:30:20] Walk, think for the pride.

[02:30:22] I've never seen that Mazi attack before.

[02:30:25] What on, on Red Hatch?

[02:30:27] Yeah, when I did it, my entire chat said WTF are you doing.

[02:30:33] We're going to party chat. Listen for the fart.

[02:30:38] Wait, how many hacks did I get that I get any hacks or no.

[02:30:45] No, did they blew it up in two seconds.

[02:30:49] Well, it's like, you know, it's like, you know,

[02:30:53] Well, if they don't blow up the hatch, I normally get a lot of hacks, but it's okay.

[02:31:01] One, okay, if they just like shock on it.

[02:31:05] Yeah, like if they go like buck shotgun or, you know what it is, terrible shot, I'm

[02:31:12] sorry.

[02:31:13] No chat, have y'all been enjoying the League Arc, by the way?

[02:31:15] Dude, I've been having fun, bro.

[02:31:18] Dude, playing with Tyler and Zontaz is like fun.

[02:31:21] I feel like I could get out of iron first.

[02:31:28] I think I could definitely get out of iron.

[02:31:36] It's also good to just not only play shooters.

[02:31:41] No shower playing with jinx here I know.

[02:31:46] Do you have any of my buddy just noticed that?

[02:31:50] I just looked on his stream and I was like, no way he's going right now. That's crazy.

[02:32:05] I didn't even know he could get on PC with all this for real.

[02:32:20] Yeah, Mazza there's a drone over here.

[02:32:24] I'm shooting it.

[02:32:25] Chad, it's bullbuck.

[02:32:31] Watch this.

[02:32:32] I'm gonna get him some more kill, I guarantee it.

[02:32:34] I think they're gonna open up Fraser.

[02:32:37] Throw it? I can't.

[02:32:38] I can't.

[02:32:39] It's barricaded now.

[02:32:40] WIGL-ing.

[02:32:45] You're fucking disgusting, but I love it.

[02:32:48] And his twitch username is disgusting.

[02:32:51] Yeah, brother.

[02:32:51] Under score, JC.

[02:32:53] All right.

[02:32:59] The furry discord misses you.

[02:33:01] Is that the same guy that was supposed to be banned yesterday?

[02:33:05] Broke it, this guy got the hell out of the street.

[02:33:12] I'm not getting a furry discord.

[02:33:18] Yeah, they don't. One's going for free, sir.

[02:33:38] I'll side bomb you.

[02:33:39] That's it.

[02:33:44] It's one's above.

[02:33:45] And one's going bar.

[02:33:49] Yeah, that's a block above.

[02:33:57] Box down above.

[02:34:03] Yeah, one's bar, son.

[02:34:08] Don't lie, it's barricading!

[02:34:14] At least if you die, I'll treat you.

[02:34:23] All right, they're gonna get freezer.

[02:34:26] Get in freezer.

[02:34:28] Yeah, they got freezer.

[02:34:38] He's in full plane, full plane, full plane.

[02:34:48] 10 seconds left 10 seconds left

[02:34:56] In the door, sorry, oh yeah

[02:34:58] 5 seconds remaining

[02:35:05] Nice guys

[02:35:09] Nice guys

[02:35:13] You should have gone to Brixton while you were in the UK

[02:35:15] Why the fuck would I do that bro?

[02:35:18] Jinxy, have you watched Faker's highlights?

[02:35:21] Yeah, bro.

[02:35:22] I don't even understand what's happening, bro.

[02:35:24] It's like, here's the thing about League, bro.

[02:35:28] If I go to CS and I watch dog highlights,

[02:35:32] or if I go to Valorant and I watch tense highlights,

[02:35:36] like I can understand kind of what's happening.

[02:35:39] When I watch League of Legends highlights,

[02:35:41] I have zero fucking idea of what's happening.

[02:35:45] I enjoyed our date yesterday, Jinxy.

[02:35:47] Thank you.

[02:35:48] Why bombs? I was not on a date yesterday.

[02:35:54] It's because you don't know the characters, bro. It's not even just the characters. It's the abilities, bro.

[02:36:00] Bro, the thing about League is like 70% of my deaths. I'm not even kidding when I say this.

[02:36:07] 70% of my deaths, I could avoid if I know what's coming in the area.

[02:36:11] Like, I don't know when I'm going to get hooked or when I'm going to get rooted or when I'm

[02:36:15] I'm gonna get done you know what I mean 70% of my debt I'm gonna know what's happening

[02:36:20] dead ass

[02:36:23] Bro because there's 170 characters in the game

[02:36:28] Also chat have I lost a round today or has every round been a win?

[02:36:31] I'm going to get that.

[02:36:33] I'm going to run.

[02:36:35] Because every round is going to win.

[02:36:42] Dinksy, do you wipe back to front or front to back?

[02:36:45] Down to 10 seconds.

[02:36:47] Ah, mobs, remove that guy from the stream.

[02:36:49] I'm reloading.

[02:36:50] Five seconds to insertion.

[02:36:54] Maw location is secure.

[02:36:56] Maw's at ready.

[02:36:58] Initiating jamma.

[02:37:00] There should be a free kill in a couple seconds.

[02:37:07] We missed you doing the case openings?

[02:37:12] Bro, I don't know what's left to open on cases though.

[02:37:15] I got two good knife bolts.

[02:37:16] At this point it's just greed.

[02:37:19] And greed is an unhealthy thing.

[02:37:21] I've gotten two good knives, I'm happy.

[02:37:23] I can detect it.

[02:37:24] In and close.

[02:37:25] You're the drone.

[02:37:30] Op4 has located a bomb.

[02:37:32] You know what to do.

[02:37:34] Should I have solid bombs?

[02:37:44] Damn they got me.

[02:37:45] One small bay.

[02:37:46] They opened your double on top run.

[02:38:01] One's on four pins.

[02:38:07] Hey jump this wall big!

[02:38:15] Yeah, once bottom-bred small big

[02:38:31] He's on the fucking window, man

[02:38:37] Can I jump out

[02:38:39] I don't got it. Yeah, I don't got any good cams yet.

[02:38:46] Oh, one's walking in, bottom pillar. Oh, hell, one's on hell, typing.

[02:38:54] He walked into the library.

[02:39:23] It's not a stone library it's Lyon. Lyon locked in the hallway. Shuck him.

[02:39:33] They shoot.

[02:39:43] Nice.

[02:39:45] I don't know what's going on bro. PC lobbies is like lollipop land. I actually know what's

[02:39:57] going on. Minecraft stream win. May 16. Bro, that guy was like, nice. That guy was the

[02:40:09] happiest human of all time. Bro, I'm gonna be honest, I thought Rainbow Six Siege players

[02:40:13] were the most depressed people in the world. And now I know that it's League of Legends players.

[02:40:18] Brother, League of Legends players legitimately hate their life, their teammates, and themselves.

[02:40:26] And probably their mom too. Bro, League of Legends players like, I actually think

[02:40:32] if League of Legends players were allowed to like attack each other in real life,

[02:40:36] like attack their teammates in real life, they would do it every game.

[02:40:38] Hey Jinxie, have you tried getting out of Iron on League?

[02:40:43] Oh yeah, thanks bro. Let me just go do that real quick.

[02:40:46] Brother, I mean like hour five of the game. Fuck off.

[02:40:55] We need to locate a bomb.

[02:40:59] Bro, I feel like I just shouldn't get off siege until I lose a round.

[02:41:02] I haven't lost a single round on solo queue.

[02:41:08] I

[02:41:21] Got my show and ever any

[02:41:38] I'm telling you, I'm gonna get paned.

[02:42:04] Volgos!

[02:42:05] Why are you typing that email, bro?

[02:42:07] I like fuggles. Why why?

[02:42:24] Yeah, I don't understand the point of roughing

[02:42:38] I'm gonna make the plan

[02:42:44] I need a Christmas

[02:42:53] Whoa, that's a lot of recoil my god, that's a lot of recoil holy shit

[02:43:07] One friendly operator remaining.

[02:43:12] Wait, he knocked him.

[02:43:17] That was really good.

[02:43:22] Yo, no one's in cocktail match?

[02:43:27] I think somebody's in freezer.

[02:43:28] And then if I'm guessing top way,

[02:43:30] like one freezer, one top way,

[02:43:31] but nobody's cocktail.

[02:43:33] Wait, no one.

[02:43:34] I think we're running on HP.

[02:43:35] Wait, one's cocktail.

[02:43:36] maybe one freeze or one cocktail wait somebody just dropped downstairs somebody

[02:43:41] just dropped downstairs there's only one guy outside

[02:43:52] come on up like I said kill the white guy wipe a bite look at white kill the guy I'm

[02:43:57] way

[02:44:14] Are you gonna play top lane today? Yeah, bro

[02:44:17] Jack

[02:44:18] What would be more?

[02:44:20] Better for me if that's even proper English

[02:44:23] Should I play top lane with Garen or jungle with Hecarim?

[02:44:28] Run a poll.

[02:44:29] Because bro, if Dantez is coaching me, he's going to want me to play jungle with Hecarim.

[02:44:34] Is top lane more fighting though?

[02:44:42] Chat.

[02:44:43] I would have to play Garen.

[02:44:44] I'll play whatever.

[02:44:45] Like I'll play whatever.

[02:44:47] He has a plan for you.

[02:44:51] Bro, chat.

[02:44:52] Should I play top lane with Garen or jungle with Hecrem?

[02:44:57] Can we run a portal match?

[02:44:59] I still have not won a ranked match chat.

[02:45:04] I'm 0-8, I believe.

[02:45:09] Jungle is cinema.

[02:45:11] I mean, bro, to be honest, it's all cinema. League is just cinema.

[02:45:14] League is cinema, bro. It's all cinema.

[02:45:19] Jungle, you can't do anything against players. Bro, shut up, bro. Bro, lead is just to set

[02:45:26] him a game. But, chat, what could I get more kills from? Probably just top lane with Garen,

[02:45:32] huh? Isn't that easier? Chat, what do y'all play? What champion and lane do y'all play?

[02:45:43] What do y'all play, chat? Also, chat, what are your guys' league ranks? And don't

[02:45:48] lie and say challenger because there's 300 challenge.

[02:45:50] So, none of y'all are challenge.

[02:45:52] None of y'all are challenge.

[02:45:53] So don't even fucking lie.

[02:45:58] Bruh, see, that's a realistic rank.

[02:46:00] Silver, that's realistic as well, Kyle.

[02:46:03] Diamond, okay, that's pretty high.

[02:46:07] Isn't diamond really high?

[02:46:09] I'm gonna, if you spawn me this, I'm going to fuck you.

[02:46:12] I'm literally gonna fuck you.

[02:46:18] of

[02:46:25] the

[02:46:31] death

[02:46:33] of

[02:46:38] death

[02:46:43] of

[02:46:47] I'll join you. I think she went up. I don't see her.

[02:47:09] can you keep droning until you find thorn can you keep droning

[02:47:12] yeah i can't find her

[02:47:23] drone top floor for a second like drone third wives old second

[02:47:28] i droned most of it i didn't see her

[02:47:34] she's riding

[02:47:36] There's a phone here in the library

[02:47:46] Lucky y'all can get a bake wall

[02:47:53] I think she dropped

[02:48:01] She ran down brown I think

[02:48:05] I'm shouting because that happened.

[02:48:10] Alright. Thank you, everybody.

[02:48:25] Reloading. Going.

[02:48:27] He's on bomb, close bomb Chaston.

[02:48:51] Watch that flank.

[02:48:53] I'm watching him.

[02:48:55] That's the main door.

[02:48:57] I'm not one.

[02:48:59] Just got him.

[02:49:01] I'm on 5.

[02:49:03] Yeah, you can tell the drone.

[02:49:05] Tell the drone.

[02:49:07] Oh, god.

[02:49:09] Where you at?

[02:49:11] I'm on 5.

[02:49:13] I'm on 5.

[02:49:15] I'm on 5.

[02:49:17] I'm on 5.

[02:49:19] I'm on 5.

[02:49:21] You're better. Let's fucking go Platinum. I can have a 2.1. Come on, what is my stats

[02:49:39] now? Nice.

[02:50:11] Chat, League time or one more?

[02:50:13] Bro, PC is easier than fucking console, dead ass.

[02:50:19] Chat, League time or one more? What do we think? What do we think?

[02:50:21] Run up hole. League time or one more? Why are you drinking Celsius?

[02:50:25] Because I'm a pussy, I don't know. I shouldn't be drinking energy drinks.

[02:50:29] Energy drinks are for chats, I don't know why I'm drinking it.

[02:50:31] I'm sorry, I'm a piece of shit.

[02:50:33] Chat, League time or one more?

[02:50:41] until you lose. We'll be here all day, bro. I'm unkillable right now. Vote, chat, vote, vote, vote, vote in that poll.

[02:50:48] League time or one more?

[02:50:50] League time or one more?

[02:50:55] What do you mean weak-ass poll? See, and then I love, like, messages like this.

[02:51:00] No one likes League.

[02:51:02] Bro, I'm pretty sure League of Legends is, like, the number one most popular game in the world.

[02:51:07] It's literally the most liked game in the world.

[02:51:09] Like, are you actually that close-minded of a person?

[02:51:12] Hey, Jack, take it to one.

[02:51:14] No one likes League.

[02:51:15] Bro, the League of Legends cinematics have like 500 million views.

[02:51:19] It's literally like a box office movie.

[02:51:21] Brad, think for the prime.

[02:51:26] I don't know of another video game that could actually get 400 million views on a

[02:51:31] video.

[02:51:32] Brad, think for the prime.

[02:51:33] When I saw that, I actually wanted to view it.

[02:51:38] didn't say. Yeah, 10 years ago. Alright, every message I'm reading is just incorrect. The

[02:51:45] cinematics were limited from where there was a cinematic from two years ago with 400 million

[02:51:49] views. Like League of Legends is literally like worldwide, probably the most popular

[02:51:58] game in the world. And it's fine if you say I don't like me, that's fine. But to

[02:52:03] say no one likes League is literally the most brain dead garbage message I've ever

[02:52:07] I've read it in my life.

[02:52:09] It is the most popular game in the world.

[02:52:12] And so they give it a try.

[02:52:13] Like that is just brain death.

[02:52:16] It's other than bamboo.

[02:52:19] Chat, is there a way to track

[02:52:21] if people are on league or you can't

[02:52:22] because it's a riot game?

[02:52:24] Yo, vote in the bowl, vote in the bowl.

[02:52:31] Okay, the chat's saying one more.

[02:52:33] All right, one more, one more, one more.

[02:52:34] Chat, look at these stats, bro.

[02:52:37] PCC just looking light. I'm not gonna lie. PCC just looking light.

[02:52:47] Try Apex. I played Apex two times and raged off the game both times, but you know, I might try Apex again. I don't know.

[02:52:56] But like even though I'm shit at League, I like enjoy playing League.

[02:53:01] But when I was shit at Apex, it's like I was just, I guess I just don't like battle royales out of it.

[02:53:07] I'm more of a like strategy game guy. I like how league is a strategy game T3

[02:53:12] thinking about gash thinking about chap what is y'all's league ranks play it

[02:53:19] off-stream yo bro go fuck yourself to be thinking about

[02:53:24] What did y'all see, Gregs?

[02:53:29] Emerald, gold, nuts, dame, four.

[02:53:34] Chats.

[02:53:35] Can I play a Chats game while we ban?

[02:53:37] No, never mind.

[02:53:38] There's no way this is not time.

[02:53:40] We are officially reaching the point of where we're like almost in diamond lobbies on PC.

[02:53:57] Almost.

[02:53:59] We went from like the bottom of Emerald to sort of like high Emerald slash Diamond.

[02:54:06] Let's see if this is any harder.

[02:54:09] Let's see if this is any harder.

[02:54:25] Juicy, watch how to be annoying in League of Legends and go to 38 minutes into the video.

[02:54:31] What's it called?

[02:54:39] 38 minutes in.

[02:54:46] Top.

[02:54:48] Top.

[02:54:50] I'll take me.

[02:54:52] I got it! I got it! I got it! Shit! I got it!

[02:54:55] It doesn't matter, cockhole. We're 32 to 5 and we're about to surrender any.

[02:54:59] Excited to report your whole team to the planer aisle.

[02:55:02] Thank you.

[02:55:03] Wait.

[02:55:04] Never surrender?

[02:55:08] Surrender

[02:55:22] So I don't get it the garen player is high. Yeah, well, I'll help you up

[02:55:32] Jeff is this reddit humor

[02:55:38] yo bro how'd you get that

[02:55:43] up for located a bomb protected

[02:55:47] a little bit of gift from on there

[02:55:53] got a 10 second

[02:55:59] got a 10 second

[02:56:03] Sam

[02:56:10] Located a bomb get ready to engage

[02:56:25] Reloading cover me we want to see ya in a key

[02:56:33] That's their my dad, so that round's over.

[02:56:38] No, no, no, stop!

[02:56:39] What the fuck?

[02:56:42] They're peaking on my fucking wall.

[02:56:46] Brother, you have the most masculine voice I've ever heard in my life.

[02:56:50] Suck my cock, then.

[02:56:53] That's gonna be a nuke.

[02:57:00] That's gonna be a nuke.

[02:57:33] I'm going to go to the party, okay?

[02:57:45] Alright.

[02:57:48] They're just doing nothing.

[02:57:51] Oh my fucking god.

[02:57:54] Maverick, stop rush, stop rush, stop rush.

[02:58:03] Please kill her.

[02:58:04] He's in my T-door.

[02:58:06] Please kill her.

[02:58:08] You have to shoot to kill.

[02:58:10] You have to shoot to kill.

[02:58:13] Why are you not looking at Maverick?

[02:58:14] He's swinging at you.

[02:58:15] He's swinging at the door.

[02:58:24] I'm here!

[02:58:25] Last operator standing.

[02:58:29] So you're telling me you saw him and you didn't shoot?

[02:58:32] Okay

[02:58:34] What's an IT?

[02:58:36] Yeah, this guy needs to be like literally punch

[02:58:43] Aim head level dipshirt. Yo a bro like he's trying to punch

[02:58:54] Down to 15 seconds you can run with us like 10 seconds

[02:58:57] Alright, you passed the second pass.

[02:59:01] Friendlies victorious.

[02:59:02] Hostiles eliminated.

[02:59:03] Good work, good work.

[02:59:12] Listen to daddy, bro, just because this guy is a deep voice doesn't mean you need to

[02:59:18] just be a dick to everybody.

[02:59:21] Siege accent?

[02:59:22] Yeah, he kind of does have a C Jackson actually.

[02:59:29] Kill Cade?

[02:59:31] Bro, I'm not even gonna lie.

[02:59:33] I can almost, not 100%, but I can almost guarantee if I didn't kill Cade, he's just gonna say

[02:59:40] a slur.

[02:59:41] Like, I can literally hear it in this voice.

[02:59:44] Not 100%, but I can almost...

[02:59:48] This guy just came in the strength.

[03:00:03] Alright, this is my fort.

[03:00:04] Yapo, they come for the tier one.

[03:00:06] Jenski, they come to fire.

[03:00:07] And they come to fire.

[03:00:10] Secure the bombs.

[03:00:48] Oh, jeez, it's back again.

[03:00:50] Five seconds to insertion, what is it?

[03:00:52] What's this guy's deal?

[03:00:55] Keep an eye out for all the more attempting to defuse your bombs.

[03:00:58] Everyone good?

[03:00:59] Alright, let's get close.

[03:01:01] I'll receive that.

[03:01:04] Oh, jeez, it's back again.

[03:01:06] As designed, DBA activated.

[03:01:18] for this band on my team is ill

[03:01:28] I can't look for cameras out on this site but I'm like out of that much

[03:01:38] of the

[03:01:47] top four is located above you know what to do

[03:01:56] so for my sprints in sight

[03:02:08] I'm noticing a little bit of a roaming problem

[03:02:13] good shot by his own man

[03:02:16] one friendly operator remaining

[03:02:19] I've got shot in the back in sight twice

[03:02:25] I believe in you.

[03:02:29] Bring the guy on the breach.

[03:02:34] He went to the upper wall, nobody's there.

[03:02:39] Plant him behind the pillar, plant him behind the pillar, nice.

[03:02:43] One out four remaining.

[03:02:44] Last one's on the other door, yeah, yeah.

[03:02:48] No, that's not bad, I think.

[03:02:49] Mission failed.

[03:02:50] It's not a frisbee, man, look!

[03:02:52] Yeah, I go!

[03:02:53] Good job, bro.

[03:02:55] What is that gonna do?

[03:03:05] Watch rainbolts latest video. Wait, what is it? Is it us playing Gia?

[03:03:14] Is it accident?

[03:03:16] No, I don't see it, that's not his channel.

[03:03:32] I have to find this, find my dad.

[03:03:35] Hi Reembold, my dad suddenly passed away.

[03:03:38] All right, I'll watch this after. I'll watch this after.

[03:03:46] I will.

[03:03:58] Secure the bomb.

[03:04:02] No, Bobbills. It's not always things about himself. It's come to be played,

[03:04:05] Geo got sir a week ago

[03:04:24] Dinssey do you care that I'm doing

[03:04:26] Well Carter, I have no control over that, but you should care because that would mean you're literally a loser

[03:04:32] So, yeah, that means you're in it.

[03:04:39] Yo, Jinx, I made you on FIFA.

[03:04:45] Did you make me handsome?

[03:04:48] Wait, I just realized Carter's back in the chat.

[03:04:53] I feel like Carter has a bit of a chat in, like, mods.

[03:04:58] I

[03:05:00] Made you fat and bald appreciate that I must

[03:05:03] Me wish happy Wednesday

[03:05:12] My granny called she said happy you work

[03:05:22] What happened to your face

[03:05:24] I

[03:05:26] Get a breeze over that

[03:05:29] Your identity has been compromised

[03:05:32] Ones coming back so the stairs

[03:05:40] You bop a cold you I think I'm not trying to open a xl hatch and a massage

[03:05:47] Somebody's Mike some like a PA system. There's like two with the XO. It's nice

[03:05:54] I miss the C4 and then got fried yep League of Legends time

[03:06:19] Yeah, you drop the hatch drop the hatch right next to you

[03:06:49] He's laying down on this thing laying down right here laying down

[03:07:02] All right, that's gonna be a mute Derek think about it your one

[03:07:21] Bro, this could be the first loss of the day chat. I mean to be fair I'm playing like shit, so I deserve to lose

[03:07:30] I'm gonna get a 3k this round. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking like a pussy. I'm talking like a literal pussy. I'm gonna kill their old team

[03:07:46] Jinx you don't mute me baby. I'll win it for you right. I mean you don't wait it for me bro. I

[03:07:53] Got it

[03:07:54] Why would you mute? I don't know maybe he's on my team

[03:07:57] Maybe this guy said it's coffee sard. You need Dante's inspirations. Uh, yeah, yeah.

[03:08:07] Trees, your corny as hell. I don't know my thing. Oh,

[03:08:16] you say that shit all the time. Yeah, but I don't love to hear a bomb.

[03:08:19] Why do you like Ram so much? Ram's a top five attacker and ranked because you could

[03:08:26] just throw a ram and they won't be able to hear anything within 30 feet.

[03:08:31] Rams like the best operator in the game for like masking sound.

[03:08:43] Rams literally broke it.

[03:08:50] your potents can hear jack shit if you came in 10 seconds to go

[03:08:57] five seconds to insertion

[03:09:00] but I need to go for a bono for this hatch

[03:09:03] your mission is to locate and defuse the bomb

[03:09:07] she said Javi you worked your ass

[03:09:11] catching my

[03:09:43] You're in front of me

[03:09:45] All I have to do is flash pillar and then swing why am I playing like this?

[03:09:50] I don't know. I'm playing so bad. I'm playing so fucking bad

[03:09:55] All I have to do was flash pillar and then swing. What the actual fuck am I doing? Oh my god

[03:10:02] Hey chat, everybody say a fucking goodbye to the katie, wow, that katie is in the gutter

[03:10:13] now.

[03:10:14] I mean maybe it'll be a 1.9, whip, think of the prime, fucking cyanara, wait, nice.

[03:10:25] It's fine, we're gonna get on Lee again in a minute, but I need to play good at this

[03:10:29] last game, I need to clean this shit.

[03:10:31] I can't lose. I'm on such a good team.

[03:10:37] Friendly last operator stay.

[03:10:45] The diffuser has been recovered.

[03:10:49] Alright boys, boys, I'm gonna be honest.

[03:10:52] This game is 100% my fault, but we'll come back.

[03:10:55] Alright, I'm on the market.

[03:10:58] I believe you. At least I live like that.

[03:11:01] me too bro, me too, don't worry

[03:11:04] yo ghost, I can hear you, you don't have to type it

[03:11:11] it's motherfucker

[03:11:19] this is on me

[03:11:23] this is on me, chat, this game's on me, I need to play better

[03:11:26] Nice.

[03:11:27] I'm not even gonna read boggles.

[03:11:34] Boggles go fuck yourself, yeah.

[03:11:36] Boggles I'm not reading your messages so you can do some fucking annoying ass check

[03:11:50] out.

[03:11:52] Boggles no.

[03:11:53] I'm done.

[03:11:54] Leave me alone.

[03:11:55] Boggles, I have one singular champ.

[03:12:01] I've never won a double champ.

[03:12:04] High-vives, okay.

[03:12:06] You can drone.

[03:12:07] High-vives, I'll let you drone.

[03:12:10] Jinxie, is this guy bothering you?

[03:12:16] Carter, uh, no.

[03:12:18] Carter, you and Boggles both bother me, bro.

[03:12:21] Like, what are you saying?

[03:12:24] I have eyes. Good drone work. Now I'm going to kill the whole team.

[03:12:34] Ten seconds to insertion. Five seconds to go. You found the bomb. Make your way to its

[03:12:46] location of the fugitive the good starts around like to make just like

[03:13:02] actors like fiery death of flames

[03:13:16] of

[03:13:23] the

[03:13:32] of

[03:13:34] the

[03:14:06] I need the amakias game in my mind Fuck Razz Razz Razz Fuck Razz Razz Razz

[03:14:22] He's behind bomb chassis at like 50 health.

[03:14:35] Oh, they're seein' our Mazi in A bomb.

[03:14:42] Yo hold our plank cam, the CC's chasing him.

[03:14:45] Yeah, I'm holding CC.

[03:14:48] I knocked somebody, I knocked somebody.

[03:14:50] I'm on chassis.

[03:15:02] On chassis, on chassis, on chassis.

[03:15:04] I'm pillar, pillar, pillar, pillar.

[03:15:12] Get trade baby, get trade!

[03:15:18] Just legitimately battle.

[03:15:21] How are you champion with your teeth, hard stuff, gold?

[03:15:26] Boggles, I brush my teeth every morning and night.

[03:15:29] Meg, thinking about a DJ tomorrow.

[03:15:35] I swear to God, this boggles guy is like deranged.

[03:15:39] None of his messages are even logical.

[03:15:42] None of his messages are logical.

[03:15:48] Bro, if I could get a win here, that would be like three dubs in a row.

[03:15:52] Well, actually, if you count yesterday, that'd be five dubs in a row.

[03:15:56] But I am selling this game.

[03:15:58] I'm selling.

[03:15:59] Law, thinking about it.

[03:16:00] Josh, thinking about it.

[03:16:01] Ashing about it.

[03:16:06] Sending love from Hungary?

[03:16:08] That's a love or hate.

[03:16:09] I'd build a good now.

[03:16:11] What is the best state in the U.S. to visit for nature actually Utah the tarp Florida I

[03:16:34] don't know if I'd say Florida for nature unless you go to like the Florida keys baby

[03:16:38] Montana, yeah that's a good one.

[03:16:43] That is a good one.

[03:16:45] Montana and it's not even close.

[03:16:48] Bro, let's look at images of Montana.

[03:16:50] Let's look at images of Montana.

[03:17:01] Bro.

[03:17:04] I gotta go to Montana before I die chat.

[03:17:06] Look at this.

[03:17:08] Oh my God, bro.

[03:17:12] Look at the water, too.

[03:17:14] Wow.

[03:17:15] Chat, look at this, bro.

[03:17:18] Bro, if you live in Montana, you have such good RNG, because, like, Montana has such

[03:17:24] a small population, so, like, the odds of you spawning into Montana.

[03:17:29] Let's see the population, actually.

[03:17:34] There are more people in Tampa than there are in Montana.

[03:17:46] If you spawned in Montana, you'd just have good arms, you know.

[03:17:52] Literally.

[03:17:53] You want to put a hole there first?

[03:17:54] You located a bomb.

[03:17:55] Appreciate you.

[03:17:56] You located a bomb.

[03:18:01] Appreciate you.

[03:18:03] Blood's moving!

[03:18:06] I'm like second-hand right now.

[03:18:16] Alright chat, I'm one and four. Let's see if we can get it in the last minute.

[03:18:20] Well, we finally exited Lottetop land of rent.

[03:18:28] Oh no.

[03:18:29] Uh, Xamant would have worked so hard.

[03:18:34] Reloading.

[03:19:05] I'm about to hit you.

[03:19:12] Thank you, I heard that guy.

[03:19:15] Don't activate it.

[03:19:24] Yo, what the fuck?

[03:19:35] She is ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, it's going

[03:19:39] Hop 4, last operator standing

[03:19:43] The diffuser is no longer...

[03:19:45] I'm billi, I'm billi, watching

[03:19:47] Full health, full health, I'm billi

[03:19:51] Good shit

[03:19:53] Good shit, John Kyle, good shit

[03:20:00] Chat I'm so locked man

[03:20:02] I knew I heard that guy climbing

[03:20:05] Hey, Boggles type the W, appreciate that Boggles.

[03:20:07] I don't know if I've ever seen that.

[03:20:13] Come to Montana, I'll show you around.

[03:20:17] You hitting on me, bro?

[03:20:18] No chat, dad asked though.

[03:20:20] If you spawn into Montana, that's such a good spawn point.

[03:20:26] There's a population of a million people

[03:20:29] that is literally like a, that's such a,

[03:20:32] Bro, 300 million people live in America and only a million people live in Montana.

[03:20:37] So if you live in the US, there's a one in 300 chance you live here.

[03:20:42] Bro, look at this shit, bro.

[03:20:48] Bro, if you're from Montana, you must just like, bro, imagine walking outside

[03:20:52] and just taking a piss.

[03:20:54] Imagine that you just walk outside and take a piss, bro.

[03:21:02] How many people live in Targon Springs? Probably like 30,000 or 40,000.

[03:21:11] Targon Springs is like a small city. You are not welcome in Montana.

[03:21:20] All right, well, we came back insertion in five seconds

[03:21:36] Yeah bro, literally.

[03:21:43] They're downstairs.

[03:21:49] Last one's kid.

[03:23:27] Did I get three fire?

[03:23:33] I didn't even...

[03:23:34] One's behind a pillar, okay?

[03:23:41] The other guy's peeking you, Snake, peeking you. He's on the haddles.

[03:23:50] Kata's one shot.

[03:23:52] Got one friendly.

[03:23:57] I actually eliminated all friendly I mean Jesus Christ I can't get the right

[03:24:06] breath

[03:24:08] my fucking god

[03:24:15] I'm just dying to like horse shit

[03:24:20] Okay, chat. What is a state that mobs Montana actually name of one state that mobs Montana

[03:24:31] in terms of just nature.

[03:24:36] Washington.

[03:24:51] Whoa.

[03:24:52] I think that is pretty nice.

[03:24:53] For somebody said Croatia, Croatia is a country but every time I look at it in GeoGuessor

[03:25:03] it looks fucking nice.

[03:25:04] Whoa.

[03:25:05] Oh my gosh.

[03:25:06] Whoa, Croatia is goaded.

[03:25:07] Croatia is goaded dude.

[03:25:08] My god

[03:25:12] Well Croatia is go to Croatia is go to do

[03:25:28] Her to drum

[03:26:00] That's what class says

[03:26:12] He's lit up on the bottom

[03:26:30] they get a hole on the main bridge

[03:26:51] they're pushing up on here

[03:27:00] one's on top floor bro, one's on 3 ping right here

[03:27:08] one's pushing back, garden

[03:27:11] I'm watching the connector cam, it's a grim

[03:27:15] walked in, walked in, walked in connector

[03:27:20] destroyed cam, struck him

[03:27:23] currently in connector, he might walk into pillar

[03:27:26] Your location has been compromised.

[03:27:43] That's my uh, that's my uh, plumber and uh, connector.

[03:27:46] I've never even died of that before.

[03:28:01] He ran into a fender and hopped up and shot me in the head alright.

[03:28:07] Okay.

[03:28:08] He's the other way in connector.

[03:28:11] Are you deaf?

[03:28:12] Yeah man.

[03:28:13] I definitely didn't hear him fall.

[03:28:14] I heard him fall.

[03:28:15] I heard him vaulting as soon as he was vaulting into um the breach like a like a non-like demonic

[03:28:24] player but he got fanned and then vaulted i've never i didn't know you could hop up on that

[03:28:31] our chat what is this video

[03:28:36] hi rainbolt my dad suddenly passed away about two months ago i would do anything to find the

[03:28:41] location where this photo was taken. This was the only family trip we ever took outside my country.

[03:28:47] I had no recollection of where since I was so little. I hope it's not too hard to find. And when

[03:28:53] you look at this, not only is it beautiful, but you also probably think, wow, there's so much

[03:28:56] information here. There's no way that this will ever be difficult to find. You couldn't be more

[03:29:00] wrong. But it's also one of the most fun geolocations I've ever had because it uses

[03:29:05] techniques that I don't think I've ever shown on this channel or that I don't think I've

[03:29:09] ever used in a geolocation before. And so I'll tell you exactly how that's definitely like Greek text

[03:29:16] right there, right? Because of like the Z's. So what I did was, obviously, we can see in the

[03:29:21] background here, it's Greece, not only do we have Greek language, you know, some Mediterranean Greek

[03:29:26] architecture, but we also have a wooden pole here, which is if you didn't know that's super,

[03:29:30] super common in Greece. So I sent this exact photo to a Greek geoguessor friend that I wanted

[03:29:36] to help me translate the sign in the background because well when you do it with Google Lens

[03:29:41] or you use kind of like when there's like not very much context given in the photo and

[03:29:45] it's kind of blurry with this like kind of kind of quality it did recognize that this word right

[03:29:49] here was business but when there's words cut off or things like that it's not the best to be

[03:29:53] able to translate this so I texted a GHS friend and he said the first word means business the

[03:29:59] third word means renting and the second word is unclear of what it was. I was hoping you

[03:30:05] you know he would text me back like yeah the first word there says like create

[03:30:09] hotel and we could just you know find it by googling the name but that wasn't the

[03:30:13] case if that also was the case there's no fucking way he can find the exact street

[03:30:18] it's it wouldn't make a very good video anyways so here we are after that

[03:30:23] context with the renting business I thought maybe it could be like three

[03:30:26] things I thought it could be like one of those room for rent type tourist

[03:30:30] signs on like beach towns in Greece we do see like a beach towel or towel

[03:30:35] hanging to dry out on the railing here. I thought it could have been a hotel because

[03:30:39] there's what looks like a two or three-story rendering of a building here that maybe is

[03:30:43] advertising the hotel or I thought it could have been a real estate company. That helps

[03:30:47] a little bit but there's nothing with the information that you're going to do because

[03:30:50] you can't search business printing grays and find the location. But what you can

[03:30:54] do is use the phone number underneath here to hopefully assist you in finding this

[03:30:59] location. So you can either do two things. What I did was I went into Photoshop,

[03:31:02] control l for the levels and you can actually just mess with the levels here to make the background

[03:31:06] text a little more readable in the background but if you don't have access to Photoshop you can also

[03:31:11] use forensically where it does it automatically and you can read it a little bit better. They're

[03:31:15] their magnifying tool there. We already have context that this photo was taken in Greece

[03:31:19] and Greek mobile numbers typically begin in a six nine format and so I thought that that was

[03:31:25] That was clearly going to be six, nine, and then we can see here, three, a two, a point

[03:31:31] here, a point here, that should have been a four.

[03:31:34] And then this was the digit that I, I mean, it's quite literally one big blur, but I had

[03:31:39] no idea what it was.

[03:31:40] And then nine, nine, three, I was like, none.

[03:31:44] I find it very impressive that like rainbow, it's like, yeah, most people it's like, yeah,

[03:31:52] this is somewhere in Greece because of the text.

[03:31:55] But rainbow is like a human computer.

[03:31:59] So like, he can just find the exact pinpoint location

[03:32:04] of where you are.

[03:32:05] I think this is in Greece.

[03:32:06] Yeah, Tally, that's, we all, Tally,

[03:32:08] we covered that base five minutes ago, Tally.

[03:32:11] Everybody knows this in Greece.

[03:32:13] And I'm pointing, I'm saying.

[03:32:14] Tally, everybody knows this in Greece.

[03:32:15] Confident that every number here identified was correct.

[03:32:19] But we're missing one number.

[03:32:21] But luckily, if you're only missing one number,

[03:32:23] You only have 10 possible phone numbers.

[03:32:25] And this could be 0 through 9.

[03:32:26] Then using, obviously, Google, you can search in quotation,

[03:32:29] so it only shows you matches 100% match to your search.

[03:32:33] It's like 6, 9, 3, 2, 4.

[03:32:36] And then I started with 0, because we were going 0 through 9.

[03:32:39] 0, 9, 9, and then in the quotations.

[03:32:42] You can see I've already clicked to these websites,

[03:32:44] and I've gone through all of these.

[03:32:46] So it came back as a number in the database on the white

[03:32:49] pages, but I didn't know if it was still active

[03:32:51] or what it was.

[03:32:51] but it looked like it was clearly a real phone number,

[03:32:54] which was encouraging.

[03:32:56] Like I said, yeah.

[03:32:59] Like, what the fuck?

[03:33:02] Yeah, only 10 possible digits of this could be.

[03:33:05] So I went through one,

[03:33:07] and we got back like this car garage business in Greece

[03:33:10] that I pretty much ruled out immediately.

[03:33:12] Like it wasn't an active number with a business,

[03:33:14] but this is not a car garage renting

[03:33:17] or whatever business.

[03:33:18] Looks like Dartmouth Springs.

[03:33:20] Yeah, I think you're being sarcastic

[03:33:21] but Tarpon Springs is actually like heavily Greek.

[03:33:26] Like the most famous bakery in Tarpon Springs

[03:33:28] is Hellas Bakery and it's a Greek bakery.

[03:33:31] Like Tarpon Springs is actually a Greek city.

[03:33:35] Literally.

[03:33:36] Unless, you know.

[03:33:37] Yo guys, we know it's in Greece.

[03:33:38] How many more people are gonna type that it's in Greece?

[03:33:40] They rebranded their hotel company or whatever it was.

[03:33:43] So I ruled that out.

[03:33:44] But as I was getting these positive hits on numbers

[03:33:47] I was pretty confident that one of these was gonna be.

[03:33:50] Yeah, they literally call Tarpon Springs Little Greece.

[03:33:52] Like Tarpon Springs is very Greek.

[03:33:54] Okay, since there was some.

[03:33:55] But the rest we can see here,

[03:33:56] like this is just like a website that,

[03:33:58] I don't even know what it does to be honest,

[03:33:59] but I kept it in this website that,

[03:34:01] when you click it, it looks like someone's

[03:34:02] gonna take over your computer.

[03:34:03] So I was like, no, thank you.

[03:34:05] I don't think that anything there is helpful.

[03:34:07] So I went through it all possible.

[03:34:08] 10 digits.

[03:34:09] This dude is actually to go, bro.

[03:34:11] And came back with quite literally nothing helpful.

[03:34:14] We can see here, we have a hit here with seven.

[03:34:16] And at least this is a real number it seems.

[03:34:19] There's a couple that we had and some

[03:34:22] This is that it looked like real numbers in Greece that at least were active still

[03:34:27] So then I took all those active numbers and I got my Greek

[03:34:30] Do you guys have a friend to call?

[03:34:31] I know this place in Latvia. Yo buddy, this is in Greece

[03:34:36] Like it's literally not in Latvia. This is in Greece. Are you hallucinating?

[03:34:40] All of it because I thought maybe you know just call them up. Maybe they can be like

[03:34:43] Hey, yeah, we have a hotel business in Greece. Here's where it is

[03:34:47] No one answered.

[03:34:49] With investigations like this, it's important to know that in the videos, I'm kind of laying

[03:34:52] out as if it's like one linear path of how I got there.

[03:34:56] This is like a one or two day thing that took a lot of time and you get to a lot of dead

[03:35:00] ends.

[03:35:01] There's so many different things that happen that it takes a while to like roll out everything

[03:35:05] confidently.

[03:35:06] But honestly, I didn't know what else to do because I wouldn't get any hits on

[03:35:09] the phone numbers.

[03:35:10] I thought, well, realistically, where are the odds that in 2011, a business

[03:35:14] in the background, in Greece, was digitizing their phone number online. In my opinion,

[03:35:20] the odds of that are extremely low. And so I kind of got this.

[03:35:23] Yeah, it's 100% in Greece. You guys are like speculating. It's not even up for question.

[03:35:29] Rainbolt said in the first 11 seconds of the video that it's in Greece. It physically

[03:35:34] can't be anywhere else.

[03:35:35] Scourged. So what did they have to do?

[03:35:37] It's not in Turkey. That's not Turkish text.

[03:35:39] Yeah, I kind of rolled out the phone number. And I just started manually staining Greek

[03:35:44] beach cities because they look like if they're going on vacation and there's a beach towel

[03:35:48] or like a towel drying here, you know potentially that's a red herring but let me just see if

[03:35:52] I can come across anything.

[03:35:54] So this is kind of the first kind of area I looked at and honestly a lot of it looked

[03:35:57] pretty encouraging.

[03:35:58] You know you'd see businesses with like some overhang but the thing is this specific

[03:36:02] city like all of these roads don't have coverage, it's just the main road and

[03:36:06] then I went through and looked to see if any of these hotels had a matching phone

[03:36:09] number.

[03:36:10] I did get a lot of positive reinforcement from some of these beach cities where they had like you know the overhang

[03:36:16] And I thought maybe it could be a sign pointing out that said like um like I was expecting it to be like a room for rent

[03:36:21] Or like a hotel sign. Oh, this is another thing that I didn't mention

[03:36:24] But behind the girls arms right here is like a little poster sign in the road

[03:36:29] And so when I came across this town right here, I thought it could be like an advertisement for something like food

[03:36:34] So I thought maybe it was like a more tourist beach town

[03:36:36] So then I looked at every single place in this town to no surprise they came up short

[03:36:40] And I know looking back at it, it's easy to say in hindsight that you made a mistake,

[03:36:44] but I should have committed to the phone number.

[03:36:47] So then what I did was I went back and fully committed to the phone number.

[03:37:03] Because that is a clear indication of something that we have at some point in time.

[03:37:07] I can make a connection to some business with someone out there.

[03:37:10] So what I did was I used OSINT Industries website, which is a paid source.

[03:37:15] I pay for this with my own money that this is not ad, which basically aggregates all the

[03:37:19] data from, you know, phones, emails, names, and puts all this data together and searches

[03:37:24] all these different sources for active accounts using this phone number and things like that

[03:37:27] and makes it nice and pretty so you can view the data.

[03:37:30] Again, I went through, you know, I only have 10 possible phone numbers that this

[03:37:34] could be.

[03:37:35] Starting with zero, and as it's searching, it comes back.

[03:37:37] You can see it's loading here.

[03:37:39] We're getting names last seen time,

[03:37:42] and we have a WhatsApp, a Telegram, a Facebook,

[03:37:46] and an icon, and look at the WhatsApp,

[03:37:48] and we can see we have a man that's obviously in Greece

[03:37:51] that looks like a businessman.

[03:37:53] And so I was like, okay, this is gonna be the best lead

[03:37:55] that we possibly could have

[03:37:56] in finding the location of this photo.

[03:37:57] So, using this, and also seeing that we have

[03:38:00] a couple names here, we have one name here

[03:38:02] from Truecaller that translates to Vangelis Garden.

[03:38:06] Excuse my pronunciation, it's probably wrong.

[03:38:08] And it's in Greek, so what I did then was,

[03:38:10] obviously, search query for Vangelis Garden

[03:38:13] comes back with a Greek hotel.

[03:38:16] Dude, when I tell you, I started celebrating,

[03:38:18] I was like, oh my gosh, real phone number attached

[03:38:20] to a business man that owns a hotel in Greece.

[03:38:24] It's clearly not the same place in the background.

[03:38:26] So I searched the Greek name

[03:38:27] and it came back with a biography on a man.

[03:38:31] And this man right here is the same man in a what's that profile picture translated to

[03:38:35] English.

[03:38:36] And when you read the biography, you can see he's a businessman and runs a commercial

[03:38:40] tourist construction real estate business.

[03:38:41] Like, okay, that's exactly what the kind of sign in the background would lead us to.

[03:38:47] If you keep reading the biography, it turns out, I think this man is like an actual

[03:38:51] politician or mayor of some sort in Greece.

[03:38:54] As we read down the biography, it says, you know, talking about his children and

[03:38:57] he has a son here named Nikos.

[03:38:59] And you can read here it says Nicos was born in 1984 and is a graduate of Merchant Marine

[03:39:03] School.

[03:39:04] He is now a businessman, hotel business and real estate construction service that clearly

[03:39:09] in the background.

[03:39:10] So that's his son's business?

[03:39:13] Business renting with buildings.

[03:39:15] It seems like this could be the right guy that we're looking for.

[03:39:18] I thought it would make sense if his father passed down or they worked together in the

[03:39:21] same business.

[03:39:23] But when you Google his name in English, you don't get anything.

[03:39:26] So I had to Google his Greek name here that we can read, search Google, and it comes back

[03:39:32] to a real estate website.

[03:39:34] Yeah.

[03:39:35] Pooh Real Estate, apologies for my pronunciation, scroll down to the address, search Google,

[03:39:41] opens review, and there it is, confirming the exact location.

[03:39:56] After watching this, you're probably thinking, rainbow.

[03:39:58] Wow, it's like, yo, is this dude in the CIA?

[03:40:04] None of this was geogas-specific knowledge.

[03:40:07] You didn't have to know what type of plants, what type of poles, anything that was in

[03:40:12] this photo to be able to identify it.

[03:40:14] Investigations like this are really important.

[03:40:16] Not every geolocation is using geogas-specific knowledge, because at the end of the day,

[03:40:20] the internet remembers all.

[03:40:21] If you know how to follow it, you can find almost anything.

[03:40:38] W's. Wow.

[03:40:41] Wholesome, wholesome rainbow video.

[03:40:45] What a go-to just like, YouTuber.

[03:40:48] Wow, peak man, peak man, the peak man, all right, without further ado, it is time for

[03:40:56] some good old-fashioned depression boys.

[03:41:01] Let's do this shit.

[03:41:04] It's time.

[03:41:05] Chat is Dante's Reddy.

[03:41:06] I'm not fucking around today.

[03:41:09] Why did she just force load?

[03:41:10] Is Dante's Reddy?

[03:41:14] Is Dante's Reddy?

[03:41:16] Is Dante's Reddy?

[03:41:17] Let's fucking go man.

[03:41:18] I'ma go pee.

[03:41:47] you

[03:42:17] you

[03:42:47] She wrote it all, wrote it slowly.

[03:43:16] Oh my God.

[03:43:18] Ladies and gentlemen, we got our season rewards, boys!

[03:43:24] Best rank, iron two.

[03:43:31] Season reward, eternal's capsule.

[03:43:33] Chat is Dante's ready.

[03:43:36] Yo, tell them I'm not fucking around today.

[03:43:38] Like, let's fucking go, bro, let's go.

[03:43:42] High-fives, can you drag everything to the left?

[03:43:45] High-fives, can you track everything to the left high-fives?

[03:43:48] Yes.

[03:43:51] Call T1.

[03:43:52] Jack, who, what's it called?

[03:43:55] Who should we ask today to coach?

[03:43:59] John Tess or Tyler?

[03:44:03] Should we, you guys wanna pull it?

[03:44:06] Who do you guys wanna be to coach?

[03:44:08] Coach me, cause like John Tess,

[03:44:11] I think, I mean, John Tess is pretty funny.

[03:44:14] But I think Dante is like, I think Dante's only is going to teach me.

[03:44:20] I mean, he could teach me like the basics of any character, I think.

[03:44:24] I'm at the point where like, I don't really need high level coaching.

[03:44:27] I just need the basics.

[03:44:28] Do you know what I mean?

[03:44:31] High vibes.

[03:44:32] Um, move everything to the monitor on the left place.

[03:44:35] High vibes.

[03:44:36] Can you move everything to the monitor left?

[03:44:40] Guys, vote on that poll.

[03:44:41] Don't answer T1. Is T1 even on chat? Is T1 even on?

[03:44:53] Don't test, okay.

[03:44:59] She are rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling star.

[03:45:02] Chama to call Don't test right now.

[03:45:07] Yo!

[03:45:09] Don't it's good Jinxie yo don't ask what the fuck is up, bro?

[03:45:14] Okay, Jinxie listen. I just spent the last 30 minutes making clash Royale

[03:45:21] Analogies for league things to help you understand. Okay, that's good, bro. Don't ask

[03:45:26] Yo, I'm sure

[03:45:28] Yo, bro, I heard ranks reset the right

[03:45:31] Yeah, but not for you. It's only for master plus players

[03:45:34] I'm not even kidding. I've been fucking dropping dick today. Like it's been fucking crazy. Really? What rank are you currently right now?

[03:45:50] We're Masters 30 LP. Cause I only got to play five games and then I spent the last half hour like writing the snow pad for you.

[03:45:58] Okay, down 10s, bro, bro, um, could you, uh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[03:46:06] So wait, what are you going to teach me today, bro?

[03:46:08] What are you going to teach me?

[03:46:09] Okay.

[03:46:10] So the first thing we're going to do is I'm going to make you want to choose a character

[03:46:15] that you want to play because I feel like the problem is that with Hecarim, I kind

[03:46:19] of told you lock it in, but I actually made a list of like six or seven different

[03:46:25] champs that I think you would actually have a lot of fun with.

[03:46:28] So I'm going to want you to look at all of them and I'll tell you how to do it.

[03:46:32] Oh, you can know that of the champs.

[03:46:34] Yeah.

[03:46:35] Yeah.

[03:46:35] I have a no problem with the champs and a bunch of other shit.

[03:46:37] So share screen.

[03:46:38] I'll tell you what you're going to do.

[03:46:39] Okay.

[03:46:40] Wait, but can't you share screen and show me the notepad or no?

[03:46:43] Oh, wait.

[03:46:44] Yeah, I could actually do that too.

[03:46:47] All right.

[03:46:48] All right.

[03:46:48] Let me see.

[03:46:49] Okay.

[03:46:51] So, so this is the notepad here.

[03:46:53] Okay.

[03:46:53] Yep.

[03:46:53] This is the notepad.

[03:46:55] This is all for you.

[03:46:59] All right, could you like kind of go through this?

[03:47:01] Yeah. Okay.

[03:47:02] So first thing we're going to have to decide is what champion do you actually want to play?

[03:47:06] Okay.

[03:47:07] So I have a few different options.

[03:47:09] I think would be fun and you're going to choose based off this.

[03:47:13] All right.

[03:47:14] So the first one is there's a depressed mummy.

[03:47:17] All right.

[03:47:18] And this is the champion that Ludwig actually got to platinum playing.

[03:47:22] Ludwig got fucking platinum. Are you shitting me dude? He literally went from like silver to plot in one day

[03:47:31] Tap I

[03:47:33] Dude, I swear to God he woke up one day everyone was like he's silver. He's not gonna make it

[03:47:38] He played for 12 hours and hit plot

[03:47:42] Jesus Christ, okay, but what is this guy?

[03:47:45] Okay, so what is this guy does is he has a bandage toss right where he uses this like bandage here

[03:47:52] Let me actually make it bigger for you.

[03:47:54] So he uses this like bandage thing over here and it's essentially a stun.

[03:48:00] So when you get hit by this, you literally cannot move, okay?

[03:48:07] So then he also has the W which is when you have it enabled, it does damage around you.

[03:48:13] Imagine like a heckrom Q but you never have to re-click it, it's always there.

[03:48:21] So then his E is another ability that does damage and when people smack you around, it

[03:48:26] actually makes it so that the cooldown goes lower.

[03:48:29] So you can just like keep spamming it.

[03:48:32] What do you mean when people smack me around?

[03:48:34] So like when they auto-attack you.

[03:48:36] You remember the right click how it's like a basic attack?

[03:48:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:48:40] So when people use a basic attack on you, the cooldown goes lower.

[03:48:44] Okay, okay.

[03:48:46] Yep.

[03:48:47] Then the last thing is his ult, which is he pretty much just goes fucking crazy, does a

[03:48:52] break dance move, and then everybody around him takes a fuck ton of damage and nobody can

[03:48:57] move.

[03:48:58] Damn, looks pretty simple.

[03:49:00] Yep, so every single champ I'm gonna show you today, they're all simple, okay?

[03:49:05] Now the thing about a MooMoo is that he's very team-reliant, because even though you're

[03:49:10] the engage, you need a team behind you.

[03:49:13] Imagine it kind of like the giant in Clash Royale.

[03:49:17] Oh, oh my God, I get that now.

[03:49:21] So basically I'm setting up kills, I'm not finishing them.

[03:49:26] Exactly, yeah.

[03:49:27] So it's like you're setting them, right?

[03:49:29] And you're going all in on them,

[03:49:30] you're edging them really hard,

[03:49:32] but you cannot finish them off.

[03:49:33] Your team needs to do it for you.

[03:49:36] So I'm at Edge Lord.

[03:49:38] Yeah, exactly, you're an Edge Lord.

[03:49:40] So I don't ever actually get to like get my nut off. I basically stroke everybody else off

[03:49:46] Yeah, and then you just pray that they finish the job and if they don't you lose the game

[03:49:51] Okay, that's kind of fun. I see why Ludwig ranked up with that. Yeah, I got really lucky matchmaking, huh?

[03:49:58] Yeah, he got so we're gonna explain winners QM losers Q later

[03:50:02] Wait, what is that?

[03:50:05] We'll get to it. So are you ready for champion two? Yes. Yes

[03:50:08] All right, so this guy's called a mouth fight. Okay. So what he does is his cue is that you press it on

[03:50:17] Somebody you don't even have to aim it bro

[03:50:19] You just put your mouse on them and you click it and then you throw out this rock

[03:50:24] That makes them slow and it makes you fast

[03:50:28] easy

[03:50:30] Okay, your W makes it so your next auto attacks do more damage

[03:50:36] and they do damage behind the other person as well.

[03:50:40] Oh, so it does collateral damage as well.

[03:50:43] Exactly, like yeah, your auto attacks become collateral.

[03:50:46] Okay, got it.

[03:50:48] Alright, then your E over here is this like ground slam where you do damage around you

[03:50:55] and you also make it so everyone attacks slower.

[03:50:59] Are those minions there for visual display or are they a part of his thing?

[03:51:04] No, no, no, there's no like, uh, well, there are some like necromancer characters, but now those are just visual display. It's to show you that it's an area of affectability.

[03:51:15] Oh, okay. Got it.

[03:51:17] Yeah, brown slam. This kind of looks easy, too.

[03:51:19] Yeah, he is.

[03:51:20] What is R?

[03:51:21] So his R is he pretty much just like points somewhere presses R and everybody takes a lot of damage and they all get knocked up.

[03:51:30] So you just go in the middle of everyone and you start knocking them all up. It's like the log spell

[03:51:37] Yeah, exactly

[03:51:38] But the thing is that mouth fight is another champion. That's like a giant. So he's a tank

[03:51:44] So he's another guy where it's like you're setting things off, but you're an edge lord, right?

[03:51:50] Yeah, I let my teammates finish. I don't get to finish

[03:51:54] Exactly got it. Okay. All right

[03:51:56] So now the next champion isn't a giant. So this champion is called Master Yi.

[03:52:04] Okay? Whoa that's a cool name. So what he does is your Q is a point and click

[03:52:12] ability so you don't even need to like aim it and it makes it so that you

[03:52:16] teleport onto a character, do damage to them and then after you're done doing

[03:52:21] damage, you're like right on top of them. So you see how it works? Yeah. Yeah. All right.

[03:52:28] So your W makes it so that you heal and you also take less damage too. So it actually

[03:52:35] kind of like turns you into a tank. Got it. Okay. All right. Your E makes it so that

[03:52:41] your attacks do more damage and the damage you do ignores armor. So if someone builds

[03:52:48] a lot of armor, then they can actually kill you.

[03:52:51] Damn, it ignores all the armor?

[03:52:55] Yeah, so it's called true damage.

[03:52:57] True damage means it doesn't matter how much armor someone has,

[03:53:00] you will never do reduced damage to them

[03:53:02] with the amount of true damage you're doing.

[03:53:05] So if it does 30 true damage in auto attack,

[03:53:07] every auto attack you do ends up doing

[03:53:10] more like 30 true damage.

[03:53:13] Got it.

[03:53:14] Okay.

[03:53:15] So then your ultimate ability makes you attack faster,

[03:53:20] you can never be slowed, and you get more movement speed.

[03:53:24] Bro, this guy's like a ninja.

[03:53:26] Wow, that's what he said.

[03:53:27] Yep, and the way your passive works

[03:53:30] is after three auto attacks, you do a double auto attack.

[03:53:34] So this guy is like you just run at people

[03:53:36] and you fucking auto them to death.

[03:53:38] He's a pentakill machine.

[03:53:41] Yeah, because you get one kill

[03:53:42] and then you get all the coins and power up

[03:53:44] than you just get another kill.

[03:53:45] And you just keep feeding on to them.

[03:53:47] This is my favorite one I think you've showed me yet.

[03:53:49] It's kind of fun.

[03:53:51] Okay, good.

[03:53:51] There we go.

[03:53:52] I thought you would like it.

[03:53:54] So the next one we have is a champ called the Rammus.

[03:53:58] Now the thing about Rammus is that when you play him,

[03:54:01] he has like low key like a learning disability.

[03:54:04] So the only word he knows is okay.

[03:54:07] So whenever you play him, you just have to say okay.

[03:54:09] Every time you make a play.

[03:54:10] Okay.

[03:54:11] All right, okay.

[03:54:12] See, you already got it, perfect.

[03:54:15] All right, so what he does is he gets more attack damage

[03:54:20] based off his armor and arm and his magic resistance.

[03:54:23] So the harder it is for people to kill you

[03:54:27] and the more gold you spend on defenses,

[03:54:29] the more damage you do.

[03:54:31] Okay, okay.

[03:54:33] All right, so his Q is he turns into Sonic the Hedgehog.

[03:54:37] He gets faster and when he knocks into somebody,

[03:54:41] they get knocked up and they get slowed.

[03:54:45] Wow, this guy's pretty sick.

[03:54:47] It's like a Beyblade.

[03:54:48] Yeah, like imagine Sonic the Hedgehog is like a Beyblade.

[03:54:52] That is fucking sick.

[03:54:54] Powerball, okay.

[03:54:56] All right, so your W makes it to enter like turtle stands,

[03:55:00] which makes it so that people auto-attack you, right?

[03:55:03] That you actually do damage to them.

[03:55:07] What? It like reverses it?

[03:55:10] Yeah, so it makes it so that,

[03:55:11] Like it's almost like you're grabbing them by the throat and you're saying why are you hitting yourself and you're like hitting them with their own fucking hand. You know what I mean?

[03:55:18] Yeah, yeah, 100%.

[03:55:20] Alright, so then his E is you walk up to somebody, you press E on them and it forces them to attack you. So when you press your W and your E, what happens?

[03:55:33] Well, I would be reversing their own damage into themselves.

[03:55:36] Yeah, and you'd be forcing them to do it too.

[03:55:39] Yeah, I'd be forcing them to hit themselves.

[03:55:41] Jesus, how's that even balanced? Is there a cool down on it?

[03:55:44] Well, there's a cool down on all these things because their abilities, right?

[03:55:47] So every ability has its own cool down. Yeah.

[03:55:51] All right. So then your last thing is your alt. So your alt makes you go into the air

[03:55:56] and you're going to see what it does here. And then you go fucking ballistic.

[03:56:03] Oh my God. Now, the craziest thing about this that I'll tell you is that

[03:56:07] that your distance that you can also like the range of it increases based off your movement

[03:56:14] speed. So if you run in as Sonic with your Q then you can ult from Narnia and go fucking

[03:56:21] ballistic.

[03:56:24] So whenever you're ulting you're Qing then ulting you're never just ulting with him.

[03:56:28] You could just ult as well but normally you want to Q then ult.

[03:56:32] Does he enter the babe range no matter what?

[03:56:34] Well, the thing is that once you hit somebody, oh wait, do you mean like enter the blade

[03:56:40] like when he ults?

[03:56:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah, like he's doing that every time in the replay.

[03:56:44] Yeah, no, so no, here he's using his Q.

[03:56:47] So this is like he uses Q and then he ults.

[03:56:49] Ah, Vamu, Vamu.

[03:56:51] Okay.

[03:56:52] So now the thing about him though is that he's also a tank, alright, so he's another

[03:56:57] edge lord.

[03:56:59] Okay.

[03:57:00] So the next one, this guy's a little fucking crazy.

[03:57:05] You played Valorant, right?

[03:57:07] Yes.

[03:57:08] Do you remember that one hero that would actually bring you into like another place and it's like a 1v1?

[03:57:14] Yes, oh my god, yeah.

[03:57:16] So that hero was actually modeled after Mordekaiser, so they essentially have the same ultimate ability.

[03:57:23] What?

[03:57:24] So the way that Mordekaiser works is your Q is a ground slime, right?

[03:57:29] So you go, you fucking drop your fucking load in their face and you do a shit ton of damage.

[03:57:35] And if you're only hitting one person, it does even more damage.

[03:57:39] Oh, it like multiplies on one guy.

[03:57:42] Got it, got it, got it.

[03:57:44] Yep.

[03:57:45] So your W means that when you take damage, right, it has this little like resource bar

[03:57:51] under you.

[03:57:52] So Mordekaiser doesn't have mana.

[03:57:54] His abilities cost no mana.

[03:57:56] And CediAus is like resource bar, where whenever you take damage, you get more of this like

[03:58:02] substance, and then when you press W, you get a shield based off the amount of like damage

[03:58:08] that you took.

[03:58:09] Bro, I noticed W is normally healing for all characters, like W normally heals.

[03:58:14] Yeah, it's typically the defensive ability.

[03:58:17] So like Q is the damage, W is the defensive, and E is the utility.

[03:58:22] Think of it kind of like that.

[03:58:24] Got it.

[03:58:25] Oh, okay.

[03:58:26] it. Yep. So then your E pulls people into you. So if you run your E, they're like right

[03:58:33] up to you now. So you're just like summoning them. Got it. All right. And then your ultimate

[03:58:40] means that you can isolate one person, you steal their movements. You steal their AD,

[03:58:46] you steal their AP, and you steal their health as well as their armor and magic resist

[03:58:53] And you fuck shit up.

[03:58:56] Oh my god, bro.

[03:58:58] Holy shit.

[03:59:00] And do you want to see something fucking crazy?

[03:59:02] It looks like even if you're losing a game,

[03:59:04] you could come back with this guy.

[03:59:06] Yeah, you can.

[03:59:07] So to show you something even crazier, OK?

[03:59:12] Mordekaiser in low elo, right?

[03:59:15] As a jungler, so thinking you're elo.

[03:59:17] He actually has a 53% win rate.

[03:59:20] So he's a champion where especially in the lower ranks, you will just destroy everything.

[03:59:26] What is Garen's win percentage in Iron?

[03:59:32] For jungler top.

[03:59:34] Top.

[03:59:35] Okay.

[03:59:35] So Garen top in Iron is 51.

[03:59:41] Damn, that's not even good.

[03:59:42] What's the highest?

[03:59:45] The highest?

[03:59:46] Let's see.

[03:59:47] So we can actually sort over here in Iron.

[03:59:50] the highest is

[03:59:54] for do you want to see for a top laner jungle

[03:59:57] any lane

[03:59:58] mouth fight any lane is this guy named swayne

[04:00:01] but yeah mouth fight is really broken too

[04:00:04] but you see how a mumus here

[04:00:05] so mumus here

[04:00:07] mouth fight is here as well not for jungle but he's still there

[04:00:10] who has a lot of percentage is somebody high skill probably

[04:00:15] you me

[04:00:16] is you me high skill

[04:00:17] No, you mean you remember the little fucking cat bitch that just like zoomed away from

[04:00:22] you now?

[04:00:23] One time?

[04:00:24] Yeah, that's because this is okay.

[04:00:26] Yeah, I see.

[04:00:27] Yeah.

[04:00:28] Okay.

[04:00:29] Got it.

[04:00:30] Got it.

[04:00:31] Got it.

[04:00:32] Got it.

[04:00:33] Got it.

[04:00:34] Okay.

[04:00:35] So that's Mordekaiser, right?

[04:00:36] Let me see how many champions we have left up to now.

[04:00:37] Which one would you say is your favorite?

[04:00:39] I don't know.

[04:00:40] I have that's my chat, bro.

[04:00:41] I have that's my chat, but like, um, Master Yi looks

[04:00:47] fun bro. He is. He is. He's like a hardfrager. He's like a guy where you either fucking solo

[04:00:56] carry the lobby or you solo lose the game. It's for you. What does that mean? It's for

[04:01:06] you not us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, I want to carry. Yeah, I want to carry the

[04:01:10] Dotonas. I want to carry. Okay, I have a few more picks then. Okay. Are you ready?

[04:01:15] Yeah, I want to carry.

[04:01:16] I don't want to be like Ludwig and rely on my team.

[04:01:20] Respect.

[04:01:21] That's what I want to hear.

[04:01:22] Because I was like, oh dude, I'll put the tanks over here.

[04:01:24] But I knew you wouldn't be a fucking pussy.

[04:01:26] You know what I mean?

[04:01:27] I knew you'd want to sit down.

[04:01:28] You'd want to make people feel your presence.

[04:01:30] I want to either top frag or go 0 and 9.

[04:01:33] That's kind of my league mindset.

[04:01:34] Dude, you want to be the reason your team either wins

[04:01:37] or loses.

[04:01:38] Like the result is based on you, right?

[04:01:41] That's exactly what I want.

[04:01:43] I want it to be so dependent on me.

[04:01:45] I want to be the main character of Iron.

[04:01:47] Dude, that's what we need to hear.

[04:01:49] Because it's with that mentality that you end up

[04:01:52] becoming the player that you were born to be.

[04:01:54] Yes!

[04:01:56] Like, do you understand now what we need to see?

[04:01:58] Yes, bro, yes!

[04:02:00] Yes!

[04:02:01] OK, so now, Zin Zhao, you might like this guy more

[04:02:06] than Master Yi.

[04:02:07] Wait, one second.

[04:02:09] I'm ordering a matcha.

[04:02:11] OK, I'll show.

[04:02:13] Dude, why do you drink that shit?

[04:02:14] Why do you taste like grass?

[04:02:15] Uh, bro, because it tastes good.

[04:02:18] Yo, Dante's.

[04:02:20] Yep.

[04:02:21] You live in Canada, right?

[04:02:23] Yes.

[04:02:24] Do you drink Tim Hortons coffee?

[04:02:27] Uh, I don't drink any coffee.

[04:02:29] Are you like a pussy?

[04:02:31] No, cause the thing about me is that, uh, I almost died of heart

[04:02:35] issues a few years back.

[04:02:36] So I try to limit my,

[04:02:37] Oh my God, bro, oh my God, bro, what?

[04:02:40] I did not know that Jesus.

[04:02:41] Yeah, it's fine. I still sound like 300 milligrams of caffeine a day if I'm feeling hyphy

[04:02:46] Bro, I did not know that wrong. Sorry. Wow

[04:02:52] I've never really been uh, yeah, I almost died Jesus Christ, bro

[04:02:58] Okay, so yeah, that

[04:03:00] No, it's all good. It's a part of the Lord

[04:03:02] You know, I mean like the thing is you need to go through traumatic shit in your life said you can have good Lord

[04:03:07] You know I'm talking about um

[04:03:09] Um, yeah, honestly, bro, a lot of the coolest people I have ever met in life have like traumatizing

[04:03:14] past, but they're so fucking cool because they got out of that shit.

[04:03:17] You know what I mean?

[04:03:18] Dude, it's like, it's like, imagine one day when you hit challenger in league, I wanted

[04:03:24] to close your eyes.

[04:03:26] Yo, bro.

[04:03:27] Okay.

[04:03:28] Just close your eyes.

[04:03:29] Okay.

[04:03:30] Imagine one day you're sitting there, you're in front of 200,000 viewers.

[04:03:35] You're playing your last game to rank up to challenger.

[04:03:38] He thought you could ever do it.

[04:03:40] The crowd chants your name.

[04:03:42] Jinksy, jinksy, jinksy.

[04:03:45] It's you against the world.

[04:03:46] Your entire team disconnects before the last fight.

[04:03:50] You go in, you 1v5 and you hit challenger.

[04:03:53] And then imagine when you do it,

[04:03:55] you can tell everybody about what it was like

[04:03:57] when you were fucking ironed from the depths.

[04:04:04] That actually just turned me on a little bit, bro.

[04:04:05] I'm not even gonna lie.

[04:04:07] That actually just turned me on a little bit that it has.

[04:04:10] Dude, what if I told you that that's not even a dream?

[04:04:14] That's a fucking premonition.

[04:04:17] It's like that is a reality that only you can unlock.

[04:04:22] Like you, you're, yeah, talk to me.

[04:04:24] Sorry, Don Tetz.

[04:04:25] How long would it take for me to hit Challenger

[04:04:28] if I played League every day?

[04:04:30] How many hours to our day are we talking?

[04:04:32] Call it two hours off stream, three hours on stream.

[04:04:39] Two hours off, three hours on.

[04:04:46] What rank on the leaderboard did you peak in Rainbow Six?

[04:04:51] I think five.

[04:04:54] Okay, one time and then 12 global another time.

[04:04:58] Okay, what about Cross Royale?

[04:05:00] 1700 global but that has more players okay I would say realistically

[04:05:08] realistically if you give your heart and your soul you could maybe hit masters

[04:05:15] by the end of this year and challenger next two years on child seriously you

[04:05:21] think I get it chat two years on challenger is he capping Jinxie Jinxie

[04:05:28] We're talking about you're playing against people that have been playing this game for 15 years and you're the fucking the fresh blood

[04:05:34] You're the fresh meat in the scene bro, and you're sitting down

[04:05:38] You want to compete for the top 300 against people that haven't even showered since

[04:05:45] 2018 because they're glued to their fucking chair wait my chat's right. I actually hit um

[04:05:51] Chat the one day I went on the winning streak in class. Well, what was I global? I was like 50 global or something like 60

[04:05:57] I made a tweet about it, bro, I like, okay, hit and siege.

[04:06:02] I've hit number one before number one on first day of the season.

[04:06:05] Number one global, okay.

[04:06:07] And then on class at top 70 global.

[04:06:11] Yeah, that's what I'm telling you.

[04:06:12] Listen, you could be masters by the end of this year and challenge her next.

[04:06:17] But if you really like imagine instead of two hours off stream, you do

[04:06:21] two and a half hours off stream.

[04:06:23] It could maybe even be challenger by the end of this year.

[04:06:27] bro challenger in one year are you sure that's possible let me ask you

[04:06:33] something are you sure that it's possible I don't know you're the league

[04:06:40] player bro I don't know but Jinxie you're the one in control of your destiny man

[04:06:45] think about it how big is the universe like huge wrong the universe is inside

[04:06:55] of us the universes are brain jing see have you ever manifested something and

[04:07:00] actually had it come true yes yes yes you have right so that's the thing you

[04:07:09] are your own limiting factor if you don't think it's possible then you're

[04:07:14] never gonna get it it doesn't matter who thinks it's possible doesn't matter if

[04:07:18] your parents do if your friends if your coaches do or even your own viewers

[04:07:23] What matters is do you think it's possible because only you know your potential and only you know

[04:07:30] The love what you're willing to perform. Do you understand? Yes. Oh my god, bro. Yeah. Yes. Yes

[04:07:37] Yes, it's impossible. Yes. Yes. Oh, I should have met you like five years ago, bro. Yeah

[04:07:45] Fuck yeah

[04:07:53] What?

[04:07:54] Alright.

[04:07:55] You feel that fucking hunger?

[04:07:57] Yes, bro.

[04:07:58] I'm gonna fuck you up today, man.

[04:08:00] That's what I like to hear.

[04:08:01] So look at Zin Zhao.

[04:08:03] So your passive is that every third strike, you do more damage and you heal.

[04:08:08] So it's the same thing as like auto-attacking, right?

[04:08:10] Same auto-attacking reliant with Master Yi, okay?

[04:08:13] So you shouldn't dodge with him, because then it cancels your attack?

[04:08:17] We'll talk about that later, okay?

[04:08:18] But do you understand the point?

[04:08:20] Yes, yes.

[04:08:21] Okay.

[04:08:22] If your Q makes it so that your next three attacks do more damage and your third one fucking launches them into the air.

[04:08:30] Okay.

[04:08:32] All right.

[04:08:33] So your W makes it so that you do damage and like a sweep in front of you and then you do big damage in a line in front of you.

[04:08:44] And the people that get hit by the big line, they're slowed.

[04:08:48] All right.

[04:08:49] Okay.

[04:08:50] Then your E makes it so that you jump on someone and you have more attack speed.

[04:08:56] But if you land your W on them max range, then you can actually increase your E range.

[04:09:02] So if you land W, imagine max range, then you can E from fucking Narnia and just start

[04:09:08] going ballistic.

[04:09:10] Really?

[04:09:11] Yes.

[04:09:12] Oh my God.

[04:09:15] And then your ultimate pretty much makes it so that you knock everybody away from you.

[04:09:22] Like, you know how Scorpion and Mortal Kombat, he's like, get over here?

[04:09:26] Yeah.

[04:09:27] Get over here!

[04:09:28] Yeah!

[04:09:29] Instead you're saying, get outta here and you're pushing them the fuck out!

[04:09:35] Okay, okay.

[04:09:37] And what happens is, is that if you take damage from anybody outside that circle,

[04:09:43] It doesn't even count.

[04:09:45] Let your invincible to everyone that's not in that circle.

[04:09:48] Okay, got you.

[04:09:52] So now I just want to say the difference between Master Yi and between Xin Zhao is that I think

[04:10:00] personally that Xin Zhao would be easier for you to carry with because Master Yi doesn't

[04:10:07] build defensive items most of the time.

[04:10:09] But Xin Zhao does.

[04:10:11] So you can really go into the middle of like five people and start going fucking crazy.

[04:10:16] Now you also do a bit less damage, but you're a lot more versatile.

[04:10:21] No, yeah, I'm down, bro. I'm down. Whatever you think, bro.

[04:10:26] Well, Jinxie, listen, and this is the most important thing that I'm going to tell you.

[04:10:31] League of Legends is a game where one of your biggest limiting factors isn't just your mentality,

[04:10:36] but it's how much fun you have.

[04:10:38] because the more games of league you play,

[04:10:40] the better you're able to become.

[04:10:42] Because playing league is kind of like,

[04:10:44] imagine you take a hammer, right?

[04:10:46] And you walk up to Frankenstein

[04:10:48] and you put a wooden block on his head

[04:10:50] and you start fucking hammering that shit down, right?

[04:10:54] The more blocks that you hammer down,

[04:10:56] the bigger his head becomes, right?

[04:11:00] Yeah.

[04:11:01] Okay, it's the same with league knowledge.

[04:11:04] Every game of league that you play,

[04:11:06] It's almost like information gradually enters your mind

[04:11:10] until you get to a point one day where you wake up

[04:11:13] and you're like, holy fuck, I played a thousand games.

[04:11:16] My friends haven't seen me in a month

[04:11:18] and nobody knows what the fuck happened to me,

[04:11:21] but I just gained 500 LP, so I don't even care.

[04:11:29] All right, following?

[04:11:31] Yeah, got it, got it.

[04:11:32] So look, I'm gonna be honest,

[04:11:34] I wanna play the honest or yeet.

[04:11:35] You want to, okay, so you want to be on the Yi?

[04:11:38] I just want to like fly at people.

[04:11:40] Yeah.

[04:11:41] Okay, good.

[04:11:42] That's what I like to hear.

[04:11:43] So now what we're going to do, okay,

[04:11:45] since you want to play Master Yi is I want you to add me

[04:11:50] and we're going to go on a practice tool.

[04:11:52] This isn't something we've done before,

[04:11:54] but I wanted to think about how could I make you

[04:11:58] become better without having to lose 20 games

[04:12:00] for it to become better?

[04:12:01] So what we're going to do is you're going to-

[04:12:03] I already checked you on request, by the way.

[04:12:05] Yeah, okay, perfect.

[04:12:06] So what we're gonna do is you're actually gonna 1v1 me,

[04:12:09] but I'm not allowed fighting back.

[04:12:11] Okay.

[04:12:13] All right, so just tell me when you send it.

[04:12:15] I already sent it.

[04:12:17] Oh wait, you did?

[04:12:18] Yeah.

[04:12:20] Gene, it's gonna be me.

[04:12:23] Wait, hold on.

[04:12:24] Here, add this account, I'll message you where it is.

[04:12:30] Cause the thing is I don't see it,

[04:12:31] so I just wanna make sure.

[04:12:35] Yeah, I already sent it to that.

[04:12:44] Wait, you did?

[04:12:45] Wait, what the fuck?

[04:12:46] Oh, wait, hold on, uh, Jensi?

[04:12:50] We're going to try again.

[04:12:52] Wait, I'll try, I'll try doing it now.

[04:12:54] No, it says that you didn't send it to me, but if you send it to me right now, if

[04:12:59] you send it to me right now, we got it.

[04:13:00] All right, I'll send it to you right now.

[04:13:03] All right.

[04:13:04] Okay, I got it. Good. We're ready now

[04:13:07] Okay, perfect. Okay. How do we do this? How do we do this? Okay, so I'm gonna invite you to a lobby, right?

[04:13:14] So just give me one second

[04:13:17] Okay, apparently there's a fucking there's a download with the fuck

[04:13:21] Please restart the client. Wait, did you just get that thing that said reset the clients or no? No

[04:13:28] Okay, so this is what we're gonna do

[04:13:30] No, no, it's not a ban. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna enter a practice tool

[04:13:37] So remember yesterday where you got like infinite gold and you were able to just sit there and like

[04:13:43] Like run around the map and do all that kind of stuff. Yep

[04:13:46] So you can actually do that in games with other players

[04:13:49] So what we're gonna do is we're gonna go into a practice tool together

[04:13:52] And I'm gonna tell you to do stuff to me and you're just gonna do all those things to me

[04:13:57] And then afterwards you're gonna be able to kind of know what you're doing. So when you get into a ranked game

[04:14:03] It's not just like you're sitting down. You're like running around the map like I had this chicken, you know

[04:14:09] Yeah, I didn't do that wait what did I do that?

[04:14:13] Wait, did you ever be wrong? You ever rewatch the E clip or no?

[04:14:18] Yeah, I did I did

[04:14:20] All right, let's go. Let's lock in. You know, bro

[04:14:23] It's good like tell me how do I attack like what do I do? Yeah? Yeah, I got you. I got you

[04:14:30] All right

[04:14:31] Yeah, I'll walk in heck room for this. What do you want it? I'm gonna be honest

[04:14:35] I was watching that clip this morning at the gym, and I was there laughing for 20 minutes straight from a rear rail

[04:14:41] Oh, we were already loading mother fucker don't pass dude. It's fine though. It's fine

[04:14:47] Listen, your wounds don't matter right now, bro because it's about the basic

[04:14:52] auto attack fundamentals do you understand yeah yeah okay perfect all right so I'm

[04:14:59] gonna want you to do is I want you to level up all the way to level 18 okay

[04:15:05] yes he is so you're gonna level up all the way to level 18 and I want you to

[04:15:12] just buy three of the recommended items okay

[04:15:22] a second

[04:15:27] All right, did you borrow the items? Yeah

[04:15:30] Okay, so now what you're gonna do is I want you to walk mid. Okay

[04:15:37] Wait, what is this guy's you do it makes him fast

[04:15:40] No, so your E

[04:15:41] I want you to read the abilities like take a second to read the abilities just so you can actually like oh

[04:15:47] Wired into your brain. Yep. So your E is your true damage. So that means when you auto attack, right?

[04:15:54] So look, I want you to press E and auto attack me.

[04:15:59] You see how now you're- no, no, just keep on- I'm not gonna fight back. You're good. Just keep on on E.

[04:16:03] So when your E is up, auto me, and you're gonna see that you start doing white damage, okay?

[04:16:10] So press E. You see that?

[04:16:13] So the white damage is true damage. It means it doesn't matter how tanky I get.

[04:16:17] I will like automatically take that 92 damage and the more items that you buy the better that is okay

[04:16:24] So what we're gonna do is now I'm gonna want you to use your q to get on top of me

[04:16:28] So what back click back all right, and then use your q there you go

[04:16:32] So how you want to do it is you want to use your q and auto attack, okay?

[04:16:37] So you chew on someone then you auto attack them. So keep trying that

[04:16:42] So you're noticing something interesting about your q cooldown. I want you to look at it

[04:16:47] yeah what's happening to it every time I hit it it goes faster exactly so the way

[04:16:55] it works is when you auto attack you actually reduce the cooldown of your

[04:17:00] Q so now I'm gonna do something okay stop it okay for I will do this for now

[04:17:04] so you see on now you you're saying that you're like fucking super fast and

[04:17:09] your auto attacking me faster yeah that's why what you want to do is your

[04:17:13] combo is you press R to be faster, then you Q on me, you use your E, and then you're just

[04:17:20] going fucking apeshit and I can't run away from you.

[04:17:23] So I always do Q then E?

[04:17:25] Uh, no, well, oh wait, so you do E then Q because your E boosts the damage of your

[04:17:34] Q.

[04:17:35] Got it.

[04:17:36] E does the, okay, now watch the study belt test.

[04:17:39] Yep, I'm watching.

[04:17:41] There you go. Okay, but now I'm gonna tell you something crazy. Are you ready?

[04:17:46] So you can actually use your E while you're in the queue and it applies the damage

[04:17:56] So what I wanted to do is I wanted to stop stop bothering me. Okay. Tell me when you're es off cooldown

[04:18:04] Three two one off. Okay. So what you're gonna do is you're not gonna press yet

[04:18:08] You're gonna queue and while you're like invisible you're gonna press E while you're inside of me

[04:18:13] I wanted to press you while you're inside of me, okay?

[04:18:19] Okay, you forgot to press Q that

[04:18:21] All right, so things see what it is is

[04:18:25] It's a bit out then so it doesn't really matter

[04:18:29] Do I have to tap on you then type Q?

[04:18:31] So the way it works is your Q automatically targets as long as you're hovering your character

[04:18:38] on me, okay?

[04:18:40] See?

[04:18:41] I mean, I wanted to show you something crazy, okay?

[04:18:45] So tell me when you're going to Q on me, alright?

[04:18:47] Okay.

[04:18:48] Okay, do it now.

[04:18:49] Wait, I don't have Q.

[04:18:50] Ready?

[04:18:51] Okay.

[04:18:52] Yep.

[04:18:53] Go.

[04:18:54] Do it.

[04:18:55] You see how you follow me?

[04:18:57] Yeah.

[04:18:58] So it doesn't matter what I do, while you're inside of me, you never let me go.

[04:19:04] Like you're sitting there and you're just like in there and you're never leaving.

[04:19:08] Does that make sense?

[04:19:09] Well I like this because nobody can escape me anymore.

[04:19:12] Exactly!

[04:19:13] And that's why it's also a thing too, of like when you're committing, you're gonna do a lot of damage.

[04:19:18] So now I want you to stop autoing me, okay?

[04:19:20] Alright, I want to show you something.

[04:19:22] Uh, walk up to me.

[04:19:24] Walk up to me.

[04:19:25] I'm gonna start hitting you, okay?

[04:19:28] You know, walk up, just walk up, it's fine, just let me hit you, let me hit you.

[04:19:30] And I want you to turn off auto refresh HP, so it's the second thing to do.

[04:19:35] Okay, so now I'm going to start hitting you.

[04:19:38] I want you to remember how much damage I'm doing, okay?

[04:19:41] Wait, wait, wait, it's not off, it's not off.

[04:19:43] No, no, it is, you're good, you're good.

[04:19:45] Okay, so are you ready?

[04:19:47] I want you to press W now, and don't press anything else, just press W.

[04:19:52] You see that?

[04:19:54] Yeah.

[04:19:55] So while you're using your W, you take less damage, and you heal.

[04:20:03] But I can't attack?

[04:20:04] You can't attack.

[04:20:05] Exactly.

[04:20:06] Because if you attack, then what happens is, is that it ends up making it so that you cancel the W.

[04:20:13] So it's something called a channel, okay?

[04:20:16] But like, if I do that, will I survive?

[04:20:20] Well, see, that's the thing.

[04:20:21] Will I be right in front of them?

[04:20:22] Yeah, you will be.

[04:20:23] But imagine you're waiting for your teammate to show up, right?

[04:20:26] Yeah, and I W and he saves my life.

[04:20:28] Exactly!

[04:20:29] You're seeing it?

[04:20:30] Yes.

[04:20:32] Alright.

[04:20:33] So, these are the basic...

[04:20:34] Wait, Nanteks!

[04:20:35] My Macha!

[04:20:37] Okay.

[04:20:41] Alright chat, question.

[04:20:43] Is Jinx gonna get a pentakill on his first game as Master Yi?

[04:20:46] Yes or no? What are we thinking?

[04:20:49] My vote's on yes!

[04:20:50] I-I think he's doing it.

[04:20:51] 100%.

[04:20:53] Listen any of you guys are doubting you're gonna see like he just seemed to find the

[04:21:03] champion that was right for him and now with the match of powers spike oh no it's fucking

[04:21:08] over anyone in iron queuing up today you better fucking be scared cuz jinx he's on

[04:21:13] a fucking hunt you should also tell him about now you saying mouse down

[04:21:22] permanently yeah I have an idea I have an idea actually I have an idea I think

[04:21:29] you know what I'm gonna do okay I'm gonna exit game I'll tell him to exit

[04:21:36] too because I think what would actually help him as well is I'm gonna walk in

[04:21:40] Master Yi too and then I'm gonna make it so that like we mirror match up Yi and I kind of show him what it looks like

[04:21:47] When you actually do the things I'm talking about because I feel like as a league player when you see somebody do hype shit

[04:21:53] You want to do that too like most people that I know they actually chose the first ever one trick based on that

[04:22:00] Yo

[04:22:01] All right, Genji. I want you to leave the game because I want to show you something okay

[04:22:04] So what we're going to do is I'm going to walk in Master Yi and you are too and I'm going to kind of show you why all the things I've been telling you about, for example, like, um, like, for example, uh, uh, clicking fast and all that kind of stuff is super important.

[04:22:20] Okay.

[04:22:21] Exit game.

[04:22:22] Yep.

[04:22:23] Just exit game.

[04:22:25] So master master Yi is like a chase down guy.

[04:22:30] Yeah, so he is essentially the guy where like you go in and you're gonna fucking run everybody down

[04:22:36] Well, they're running away from you like you're sitting there

[04:22:39] And I want you to imagine that you're a fucking predator

[04:22:42] You're an all-force and you're just running after them and they cannot get away

[04:22:50] Okay, could you choose a different word though?

[04:22:53] Okay, okay, oh

[04:22:55] Okay, imagine you're like an assassin and you're sitting there and you're like finding the target and

[04:23:03] Executing them instantly this is that better got it. Yep. Got it. Got it. Got it. Okay. There we go. We're good

[04:23:09] Okay, so instantly walking the mastery. I'm also gonna want to show you what your room does, okay?

[04:23:15] So on the left side, I want you to choose the ramping at tax feed and DPS the middle one, okay?

[04:23:22] but

[04:23:24] Got it. Okay good. So now walk in. I'm ready

[04:23:30] You're all gonna use master V?

[04:23:32] Yeah, because I feel like for you the problem right now. It said you don't really know how things should look

[04:23:38] So I'm gonna make you watch. Okay. Okay. It's like you're gonna sit back and watch

[04:23:44] Well, for example, I'm fucking the boob up or I'm fucking the gromper

[04:23:47] I'm doing all these things and then you're gonna do it after me so that you can sit there

[04:23:52] You can almost like understand how to make it finish as fast as I do. Does that make sense?

[04:23:56] Yeah, do you want me to watch the screen chair or just watch you in game?

[04:23:59] No, so we're gonna do it in game so that then after you can emulate it as I do, okay?

[04:24:06] All right, so level up all the way to level 18. Okay, and

[04:24:11] Don't buy any items. All right

[04:24:16] Okay, and then just walk mid. Yeah, so just up up to 18 and buy no items

[04:24:22] I just saw them you can revive them later. How do you sell them are you right-click you remember you right-click the items when you have shop open

[04:24:30] Yep, are you right-clicking while you're in the fountain? I have to go back to spawn directly. Yeah

[04:24:36] Yeah, if you want to sell them so you go back to spawn

[04:24:40] Why can't you tell them anymore?

[04:24:46] That's

[04:24:47] You know what it's kind of like it's kind of like asking why are there like bricks in the middle of like two lanes on the highway

[04:24:54] You know because the government doesn't want people to crash and die. You know what I mean

[04:25:01] Yeah, okay good. All right, so now come back

[04:25:05] So we're gonna meet you at man. Yeah, you see me, right?

[04:25:09] So first I wanted to see how fucking cool my guy looks

[04:25:12] yeah say yep all right so now this we're gonna do hold on I'm gonna toggle

[04:25:18] minions one okay so I want you to start auto attacking me I just keep doing

[04:25:24] yeah just right click record so do you see how you're now attacking faster yeah

[04:25:29] that's because you have a room called lethal tempo which means the more you

[04:25:34] attack the faster you attack got it okay all right so now what we're gonna

[04:25:41] do is I'm gonna run around and your goal is just to keep fighting me okay wait

[04:25:47] don't what if my Q do again and that's it okay yeah so use every ability okay I

[04:25:52] want you just fight me your goal is you're just gonna catch me it's like

[04:25:55] catch me if you can right so you're gonna use your Q you can also use your

[04:26:02] abilities like flash to gap close so I'm gonna want you to press the thing

[04:26:05] where you see what says auto refresh cooldowns top luck yeah I want to

[04:26:09] press that so now you can use any ability you want whenever you want so start

[04:26:13] using that and I want you to run me down what does my you do again your e makes it

[04:26:20] so that your auto attacks do more damage so should I do everything after yeah

[04:26:27] okay yep so now you can use your art don't forget you have an ultimate

[04:26:34] ability that makes you go faster. Alright? So you see how now you're kind of

[04:26:39] learning that you might chase me down? Okay, so now what I want you to do is I

[04:26:45] want you to stop, okay? And I want you to be the one running away now. Are you

[04:26:49] ready? Yeah. Alright, so let's go.

[04:26:53] right? Do you see how when I'm doing it, it's like it almost looks like it's harder for me

[04:27:05] to like, uh, how it's harder for you to run than it is when you're trying to run away

[04:27:10] from me. Yeah. When I'm running away. So the reason why is because walk up to me and

[04:27:14] press where it says auto refresh HP and auto refresh mana. So your second and your

[04:27:18] third thing top-up. Okay so the reason why it's harder is because you just sit

[04:27:24] there and you like auto attack right like this. Like I want to just run just run

[04:27:30] just run because I want to show you something. Okay okay so this is like

[04:27:37] what you do right but the thing is that if you actually move while you're

[04:27:40] auto attacking so remember when I was saying that thing about like you want to

[04:27:44] click while you auto? Yeah. So that's why it makes the difference. For now, right, if

[04:27:51] you're just doing it and autoing, it makes it so that it's kind of like hard. So I want

[04:27:55] you to practice just like clicking fast around me. Like I want you to click to right click

[04:27:59] me and then click away and then click back on me. And then also press auto refresh

[04:28:04] HP. Like on the top left. So stop using your Q, right? So now your only goal

[04:28:12] is you're gonna right click me auto and then right click again away so you auto

[04:28:18] me you click away you auto me you click away try that press R so you're faster

[04:28:26] right now do it good so now when you're clicking don't click away from me right

[04:28:33] you want to click like that so you're getting used to the idea now that

[04:28:36] you're supposed to like constantly click yeah all right good so this is

[04:28:41] like good progress okay so the reason why is because when you're sitting then

[04:28:48] you're auto attacking your character is always gonna stay in the same spot he's

[04:28:51] never gonna go further right and while you're like waiting for your auto attack

[04:28:56] to come back up because it's like a cool down you're not actually making more

[04:28:59] distance but now start running away from me and I'm gonna show you what it looks

[04:29:02] like on the opposite side okay so you see how now it's like I'm actually like

[04:29:08] able to like stick on you okay okay don't use your arm don't use your arm so you

[04:29:13] see how now it's like it's almost like it looks like I'm staying on top of you

[04:29:18] and yeah I like it's like it's because I'm constantly clicking past you so I

[04:29:23] want you to look at my screenshot like click on a random place on the map and

[04:29:27] look at my screen share now okay so yeah just click click to my fountain

[04:29:33] click all the way to my fountain and then tell me when you're looking at my

[04:29:36] screenshot

[04:29:38] All right, I'm what are you watching?

[04:29:46] Oh my fucking God

[04:30:06] Is your game frozen?

[04:30:09] Honestly man, I don't know. I don't know.

[04:30:12] Wait, let me see.

[04:30:15] But how does tapping in front make me go faster than saying locked on your base?

[04:30:20] Okay wait, apparently it's because you're, wait, are you holding top? Like, try to click on me.

[04:30:29] Yeah, works now. Okay.

[04:30:31] So, what you're gonna do now is walk to your base, so right click on your fountain, okay?

[04:30:37] And then open Discord, so like, out tab, press out tab, and then open Discord, all right?

[04:30:48] Okay, wait, okay, Jinx, let's try something.

[04:30:50] So, press escape.

[04:30:54] Yeah.

[04:30:54] Okay.

[04:30:55] Um on escape you're gonna go where it says video and it says window mode, right?

[04:31:03] So on video window mode and then instead of posting you're gonna do borderless

[04:31:09] Yeah, okay, and then say yeah

[04:31:14] Okay, so now try doing it like click on my base now. Yeah, now

[04:31:19] Okay, perfect. So click on my base. Yeah, it's done and okay good

[04:31:24] So now look at how I'm gonna do it. So I auto you I click away. I auto I click away. I auto I click away

[04:31:29] Do you saw I'm doing that?

[04:31:31] You're not putting away though. You're putting in front of me. Yeah, exactly. I'm putting in front of you

[04:31:36] Why are you doing that? Why?

[04:31:38] Because it makes it so that like while my movement is on cooldown

[04:31:42] I'm just always gonna stay on top of you because that now if I wasn't doing this. This is how it looks

[04:31:50] You see how it's like I'm gonna always be behind you

[04:31:52] So it's a lot easier for you to see, hold on a minute a second.

[04:31:57] I'm gonna give myself more attack speed just so you can like really see the difference.

[04:32:02] So click on your base now.

[04:32:06] Uh, hold on.

[04:32:09] So if you tap in front of somebody, you move faster?

[04:32:15] Uh, kind of. It's because you're registering a movement while your auto attack is on cooldown.

[04:32:21] cooldown. So look at what I'm doing with that. Because the thing is that normally

[04:32:32] League is a game that's played based on my cooldowns for your auto attacks. So

[04:32:36] right now I'm doing three attacks per second right? So if I sans on my auto

[04:32:40] attack it does this right? But if I sit there and I'm inside like walking up

[04:32:45] then it's like you can still do the same thing while also moving at the

[04:32:49] same time and it all depends based on your auto attacks but in order to do this

[04:32:53] you need to get to a point where you can actually do a lot of clicks because

[04:32:57] right now for me I'm clicking like do you sound like clicking a million times like

[04:33:01] there are a million clicks going through. So what does the clicking do though? I don't

[04:33:04] really know what auto means like I don't know the whole extent of what auto means.

[04:33:08] Okay so an auto is an auto attack so it's like the basic attack that I'm

[04:33:12] doing here and when you do more clicks like around the target. I thought an auto attack was an

[04:33:17] automatic attack where you attack one time and your guy keeps attacking well

[04:33:23] kind of okay so okay let's use a different word let's use basic attack is

[04:33:30] that better yeah okay yeah so when you do an attack like right here for example

[04:33:36] if I sit there and I just right click on the tower you see what I'm doing yeah

[04:33:39] I'm never gonna move but if I sit there and now I'm like actually doing this

[04:33:44] Then I can do almost a similar amount of attacks while also being able to move some distance. Do you see the difference?

[04:33:51] Yeah

[04:33:53] Okay, so that's the reason why the way that you are actually able to do that is by constantly clicking

[04:33:59] And that's the reason why we're saying that when you sit there and you hold down right click for example

[04:34:03] You end up making it so that it's a lot harder for you to play than if you wouldn't so it's like

[04:34:09] Think of it this way. Imagine you're attacking once every second, right?

[04:34:13] Yep.

[04:34:14] Then during the time that you're not auto attacking because your auto doesn't take a full second

[04:34:20] to execute, you have about a third of a second where you can execute a movement command but

[04:34:26] not lose any damage.

[04:34:31] Imagine it, okay think of it this way.

[04:34:33] Imagine we're playing clash for you, okay?

[04:34:36] when a card comes off cooldown there's like a one second turn where it takes

[04:34:44] before it spawns and then like you actually click it right but when you sit

[04:34:48] there and you cancel the movement it's like you're able to do something in that

[04:34:52] one second frame so when you're auto attacking you're waiting for that one

[04:34:56] second to happen. Oh I get it yeah. Okay you see now right? Yes. Okay perfect. So

[04:35:03] Always attack tap attack tap attack tap attack

[04:35:07] Yeah, yeah, so now what I want you to do is I want you to walk at me

[04:35:10] So now you're gonna sit there

[04:35:11] You're gonna walk at me and I want you to buy full items buy full items and then just start hitting me

[04:35:16] I should buy three

[04:35:23] Sell three of them

[04:35:28] Okay, good, so now trying so I want you to pass ours

[04:35:33] Right, press R.

[04:35:35] Right, and now try clicking all the way around me.

[04:35:40] Right, so like you auto-attack me and then you click.

[04:35:43] Why is my-

[04:35:44] Oh my god!

[04:35:45] When I'm tapping my god is an attack, I can't do both.

[04:35:48] Okay, it's because you need to right-click on top of me, so I want to press R again.

[04:35:53] So tap you move, tap you tap, tap you tap, tap you tap, tap you.

[04:35:58] Yeah, but see this, it almost becomes second nature.

[04:36:02] Once you get used to the idea of clicking a lot, because you know right now one of your issues is that you hold down right click

[04:36:09] Yeah, the more that you actually just spam

[04:36:12] Your right click instead of holding it down the better it's gonna be

[04:36:19] It's kind of like a straightening right where you shoot and you move at the same time right now the problem

[04:36:25] It's like you're only shooting you're not shooting and moving

[04:36:28] Does that make sense?

[04:36:29] Or I'm only moving, I'm not getting in the plane.

[04:36:31] Exactly.

[04:36:32] But once you actually learn how to do both, you see how much difference there need?

[04:36:36] Yeah.

[04:36:37] Okay.

[04:36:38] Good.

[04:36:39] Alright, nice.

[04:36:40] So now I'm going to show you something crazy.

[04:36:42] Do you remember how your spacebar is something called the Catmove Click?

[04:36:45] Yeah.

[04:36:46] I wanted to try something.

[04:36:48] So you're going to sit there, and now what you're going to do is you're going

[04:36:52] to right click spacebar, right click spacebar, right click spacebar, and then just

[04:36:56] You mean right click on you or right click in front of you?

[04:36:59] Right click anywhere and then press spacebar.

[04:37:02] Okay, so don't spam it too hard.

[04:37:07] Do it like right click, wait half a second and then spacebar.

[04:37:11] So your spacebar is attacking quick so it automatically registers as like an attack, right?

[04:37:17] Good, okay, perfect.

[04:37:21] So now we're going to do one last thing and then you're ready for rank.

[04:37:24] Are you ready for it?

[04:37:25] okay so what you're gonna do is you're gonna press where it says auto refresh

[04:37:42] mana okay yeah okay and now walk to me walk to me yeah cuz what we're gonna do

[04:37:49] now is I'm gonna teach you how to clear okay yeah so normally when you're

[04:37:53] clearing as a mastery what you want to do is you want to do this you auto right okay

[04:37:58] so walk back walk back so you don't you don't auto attack this like walk for

[04:38:02] example over here okay so that you can still see me but you're not gonna do

[04:38:06] something all right so walk over here okay come to me okay so how you're

[04:38:17] gonna do it is when you're doing camps you always want to queue on them and

[04:38:21] And then after you auto attack them and you walk back until you get to the edge of the range, okay?

[04:38:26] So what I want you to do now is I want you to try that when it resets.

[04:38:30] So go on the boob-up that just reset, and I want you to try that.

[04:38:35] So you're going to Q on it, you're going to auto back, and then you're going to auto on top of it.

[04:38:39] So use your basic attack.

[04:38:41] Alright.

[04:38:42] Ah, where are you?

[04:38:43] So Q, attack, auto, Q auto.

[04:38:46] Yep, so exactly, so Q on it, and now just auto yet?

[04:38:49] So yeah, no, it's a don't stop you don't stop you I want you to just auto and move this auto and move because now you're gonna practice auto and moving

[04:38:58] Good

[04:38:59] All right, Jin see I think you're ready

[04:39:03] Okay, are you ready for the first Frank came out today now? Yes. Yes, I'm gonna go think of them and I'm gonna go all right. Let's go

[04:39:11] Let's go boys

[04:39:14] All right, Jin see

[04:39:16] You better get fucking ready that better be the most insane piss of your life as I'm telling you when you're back

[04:39:21] It's gonna go fucking insane

[04:39:27] Okay

[04:39:29] Guys last question last question. Okay, should I show him the clash royale notepad?

[04:39:36] That explains everything in clash terms, or do we just jump into ranked and I do it later. What do you guys think I?

[04:39:43] I think we show him the notepad now and then afterwards ranked because it'll take like maybe

[04:39:48] five minutes.

[04:39:51] It's too much info.

[04:40:01] Because that's what I'm wondering.

[04:40:02] I'm wondering if it would be better for him to just go in or if I should just sit there

[04:40:06] It's too much info, jump in, ask him, we'll see if he's ready for it.

[04:40:23] Guys, I'm telling you, listen, if Jinxie doesn't win his first brand game today, I'm gifting

[04:40:34] 50 subs he doesn't even have to know about it it's like a secret bet but if

[04:40:39] he doesn't win his first ever ranked game today then it's my fault he's getting

[04:40:43] 50 subs

[04:40:49] all right let's do this shit

[04:40:55] all right but guys don't tell him no it's our secret okay he cannot know

[04:40:59] about it because I don't want him to sit there and like have to know that

[04:41:03] there's like a pressure we need to keep it a are those secret you can't tell

[04:41:07] anybody

[04:41:18] tell them to turn off auto attacks no no I think it's better if you I mean listen

[04:41:24] I have auto attacks turned on I think it's actually like better for that

[04:41:28] and bro, down to x, what's up remember bro I need high energy coaching okay

[04:41:39] dude listen jinxi that was just the beginning let me tell you right now like

[04:41:44] today you're gonna sit there you're gonna be fucking shitting in everyone's

[04:41:48] face I want you to sit there and I want you to imagine I've been pumping you

[04:41:52] full of like fucking broccoli I want you to imagine that you've been

[04:41:55] having all the fiber one bars in the world and we're just gonna sit there

[04:41:59] why am i up to it what wait you're you're wait you're in jumpsuit why am i

[04:42:06] bought what do i do can i abort or is it over

[04:42:14] oh god okay wait listen ask for jungle say okay say can i jungle say can i

[04:42:21] jungle I'm don test try that try that also can you share a screen yeah let me

[04:42:31] show you

[04:42:35] right now press on the new news like you see the arrow next to his thing

[04:42:46] should I accept? yeah accept it but press on the new new press on the new new

[04:42:51] thing like you see the arrow nexus little like face the arrow nexus face

[04:42:55] like the new new it's a guy that's a jungler there's an arrow oh god it's

[04:43:00] fun just walking mastery just walking mastery just walking mastery he's gonna

[04:43:03] play new new ADC okay now press lock in okay this is okay listen so now what

[04:43:13] No! No! Wait, I think he's dodging.

[04:43:15] Nice!

[04:43:16] JX!

[04:43:17] You just did your first Wabi-tele-ism!

[04:43:20] Good shit!

[04:43:22] Dude, you literally just hostage a Wabi for the first time ever!

[04:43:26] Okay, decline, decline.

[04:43:28] So the reason why you got...

[04:43:30] Okay. Listen.

[04:43:31] The reason why you got ADC is because you're chewing ADC.

[04:43:36] So I needed to chew Jungle Primary.

[04:43:39] And then what top? Just in case?

[04:43:41] No, do like jungle mid. Yeah, that works perfect

[04:43:46] Yep, good. Okay

[04:43:49] All right, bro. Are you ready? Here we go. Wait, so what is lobby terrorism? What is that?

[04:43:53] So what be terrorism is when you're gonna make your team dodge because you don't feel like playing

[04:44:01] So a trick that I used to do in the past was I would pretend like there were armed robbers in my house

[04:44:06] I would spam in all caps. I'd be like help. He has a gun

[04:44:09] I need help and then eventually people would be like this guy's sick in the head. So they wouldn't even want to play with you

[04:44:17] Okay

[04:44:18] And contest um, yes

[04:44:20] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Sorry. What is winner skew?

[04:44:23] You said you were gonna explain winners skew and losers. Okay, perfect

[04:44:27] So League of Legends has this system where they want you to have a 50% win rate

[04:44:33] So you play more games and they keep you hard stuck so you spend more money and waste more of your life

[04:44:40] So what they have is this thing called winners queue and losers queue

[04:44:44] We're depending on how they're feeling that day. They're either gonna give you teammates that carry you or make you lose the game

[04:44:53] Okay, so if you're like on a winning streak, they'll basically just give you like for literal idiots

[04:44:59] It's just so you auto lose

[04:45:01] Exactly. Yes. It's like, Jinxie, they're going to sit there and they're...

[04:45:06] Is that illegal?

[04:45:07] What if I told you there's unironically a patent that somebody found in their legal files that patents the concept of Loser's Q? I'm not even shitting you.

[04:45:18] So it's actually a real concept in this game. Like if you're on a winning streak, you get horrible teammates, and if you're on a losing streak, you get amazing teammates.

[04:45:28] Yeah, but I'll explain why it's necessary because imagine a game like League where you have people that all have different ranks, right?

[04:45:36] You never know how you're going to match them in a fair way.

[04:45:39] So the way that Riot does is they do this thing called win rate enforcement where you're never well getting more than 50%.

[04:45:45] It's like imagine communism, right?

[04:45:48] Like no matter whether you work 12 hours or 4 hours, you're getting paid the same as the guy that works 8.

[04:45:54] Does that make sense?

[04:45:55] Okay.

[04:45:56] Wait, what is Rammus? Why is my chat saying Rammus?

[04:46:01] Okay, so Rammus is, you remember the armored guy that we showed earlier that makes it so

[04:46:07] when you hit people, they like, he fucks you up if he gets hit?

[04:46:12] Yeah.

[04:46:13] Yeah, so that's your hardest counter. So what that means is for the next 30 minutes,

[04:46:18] this guy's gonna make you fucking miserable.

[04:46:21] So he counterpicked me?

[04:46:24] Exactly! But the only reason my counter picked you, Jengzee, is because he's a worthless piece of shit that's scared.

[04:46:31] So I want you to sit there, and I want you to feel the power that you just forced this guy to pick Rammus, because of how fucking scared he is. How does it feel?

[04:46:42] Well, why not as my coach, you told me to- why didn't you just tell me to ban the house?

[04:46:47] Okay, Jynxie, if you're gonna learn how to swim, are you gonna go in the fucking kiddie

[04:46:55] pool or are you gonna go in the fucking deep end?

[04:46:59] Just a regular sized pool probably.

[04:47:01] No, with this coach, I'm throwing you in the deep end with fucking weights tied to

[04:47:06] your ankle and it's sink or swim baby, but the day that you learn how to swim, you're

[04:47:10] the best goddamn fucking swim on the planet.

[04:47:13] Wait, what did you learn in the kiddie pool though?

[04:47:16] Yes besides the point jing see in 10 seconds your blue buff spawns are you ready?

[04:47:22] Yeah, I started here right so remember you're gonna want to cue the blue buff alright to it

[04:47:28] And now you auto attack there you go right so now

[04:47:32] Auto attack it out of them. No, you're canceling autos. Okay, so now just if they are like if they are

[04:47:37] This is fun. So the thing about mastery is he's not like heck from me doesn't spam abilities. So press Q on the blue

[04:47:43] buff. That's cute

[04:47:46] So what you're always gonna want to do is you're gonna actually be able to drone more often

[04:47:54] Because you don't have to look at your character as much

[04:47:57] So now what you're gonna do is you can walk to the ground the ground up fuck

[04:48:00] It's always the same. It's always the same. I know control E control E

[04:48:06] All right now press E

[04:48:09] This is good. This is good press Q

[04:48:12] so now I have a

[04:48:14] I have a challenge for you and if it works, then you're already at a gold level

[04:48:19] Okay, so challenge time if you can use abilities

[04:48:23] Every time they come off cooldown while you clear your camps you're at a gold level if you can't you deserve iron 3

[04:48:32] All right

[04:48:38] Yeah, so whenever your ability is up I want to see you press it

[04:48:42] Okay, as long as you're hitting something so like here. There you go. That's what I like to see now walk to your chickens

[04:48:49] Good

[04:48:51] Okay

[04:48:52] To your chickens there you go. Also. Don't forget make it a habit that when you level up control W

[04:48:58] I'll try to remind you more. Okay. Okay. All right

[04:49:01] So now you want the big chicken there you go press the E press the E there you go

[04:49:06] And now just auto the big one so you don't want to use your W while you're hitting these monsters

[04:49:11] Because as Master Yi you clear fast as fuck. So it's kind of like you know a headcrim you do QEQW as your leveling order

[04:49:21] It's the same with Master Yi so you're gonna do in the future QEQW

[04:49:26] So now there you go. You're pressing the E. This is good. That's your smite

[04:49:30] You never want to have two smite charges up early. So hop over and press up good

[04:49:35] This is good. This is really fucking good actually. Alright, tier-crugs now, the rocks.

[04:49:42] Oh my team's winning on the scout.

[04:49:44] You know what, they're winning? Cause you're fucking mogging the shit out of the enemy jungler right now.

[04:49:49] You fucking force him to play your game. It's on your terms, right?

[04:49:54] Yeah, we're going.

[04:49:56] Good. So now what I'm going to want to do is you're going to walk to the crab.

[04:49:59] Cause if you can get the crab, holy fucking shit.

[04:50:03] isn't it all right

[04:50:06] to crap

[04:50:08] yet so that's why one day jing see when you're clearing fast enough

[04:50:12] you can do something called double crabbing which means you're gonna get

[04:50:15] both of them

[04:50:17] right now take the crap

[04:50:19] now what do we say when we get a scuttle about the job where

[04:50:23] uh...

[04:50:23] for my little farm off

[04:50:26] but i think you know that now go bought

[04:50:29] what but but but but but

[04:50:32] Now while you're walking bot, I want you to pan your camera there.

[04:50:34] Because, okay, Jinx, this is perfect.

[04:50:37] When you walk up to them, I don't want to use your Q yet.

[04:50:40] Just walk up, auto-attack the swing.

[04:50:43] This is good! This is good! This is good!

[04:50:46] Okay, Jinx, the good flash if you f- okay.

[04:50:51] Alright, unless you're sauna, just auto-attack her.

[04:50:53] Okay, when you're Q herself, hold on, good?

[04:50:57] Oh my god.

[04:50:59] Well, how is that fucking bitch?

[04:51:02] ALIVE!

[04:51:05] Listen, listen!

[04:51:08] It's not about the fact that you didn't get the kill.

[04:51:11] It's about the fact that that's the first time you ever folklier ganked.

[04:51:16] It means you're getting better.

[04:51:18] So I don't want you to get angry.

[04:51:20] I want you to feel pride.

[04:51:22] Because if you can sit down now and you can fucking do the folklier gank,

[04:51:26] then one day you're gonna get the kill.

[04:51:29] And what do you get the kill what happens after Jin see I just killed the other guy

[04:51:35] Exactly, but now okay go back to your ground. Don't don't farm the wolves

[04:51:40] Okay, remember whenever you're playing jungle, you're always gonna want to do the same sequence

[04:51:47] It's kind of like clash Royale cards. Okay, when you're playing clash Royale and you have a deck

[04:51:52] Do you ever use your cards in a different order or do you play for the same kind of combo?

[04:51:59] Exactly view your jungle camps in the same way. You're not just randomly gonna drop skeleton then giant

[04:52:05] You want to do giant then skeleton right?

[04:52:09] Yep

[04:52:10] It's the same thing with your jungle because when your jungle camps are up

[04:52:15] It's like you're leaking elixir right because you're losing resource. Do you understand? Yeah, okay?

[04:52:22] okay so that's why in the future every time you fuck up the order view it like

[04:52:28] you're leaking alexa and now you're automatically becoming behind you see

[04:52:33] yeah yeah perfect so now keep doing it I'm liking the farming though I think

[04:52:40] it's looking fucking good way better than the hacker in no I listen I'm

[04:52:48] I'm just saying what I see, dude. Have you ever played this game before?

[04:52:51] What, League?

[04:52:53] Yeah.

[04:52:54] No, I've never played this game before. Jumped one days ago.

[04:52:56] I'm surprised. That's all I'm going to say.

[04:52:59] And do with that information what you will.

[04:53:01] So now, I got you.

[04:53:03] So now here, I want you to drone bot.

[04:53:08] Okay, so what we're going to do is you're going to go for the

[04:53:12] Crugs here and then afterwards you're gonna look for another bot guy, okay?

[04:53:19] All right good

[04:53:20] So now walk bot walk bot so now go through the bushes going through the bushes

[04:53:25] It's like a sneaky golem attack. Okay, because the enemy team doesn't see you. You understand. Yep

[04:53:32] So when you that's why you don't want them to see you because if you do the sneaky golem

[04:53:37] But they see it it's not sneaky anymore. You understand

[04:53:39] All right, so now it's fun so you can just recall don't fight

[04:53:49] Right good wait, I actually have a classroom analogy for when you should back off give me a second

[04:53:59] Yes, yes, yes, go back in go back in Jim see Jim see you're gonna mug the fuck out of him

[04:54:05] You have an ability. Okay. Okay. Now you back off. That's fine

[04:54:09] Okay, let me let me look um

[04:54:13] Okay, okay think of it this way okay, so you see out there you had nothing to do, but you just waited in the bush

[04:54:21] Think of it like you're holding your eighth card

[04:54:24] And it's like you're just waiting for the right opportunity, but if you don't find it you just wait for another opportunity, right?

[04:54:33] Yes, that makes sense as well

[04:54:35] Okay, good

[04:54:36] So so now you're developing the understanding all right

[04:54:40] So go to the the blue because remember if you start the wolves James

[04:54:45] You just you're you don't want to mess up the order right so blue blue

[04:54:49] So think of this is the order. Okay. No, this is the ground. Okay, the blue. Yep, exactly

[04:54:57] Listen, it happens. Okay, it happens. Just listen to my words and I want you to repeat after me

[04:55:03] The order is blue

[04:55:08] Okay, and what happens if blue is down, what's the order?

[04:55:14] The book mode the blue is down if the blue is down, Jim see

[04:55:20] And then

[04:55:23] Exactly, okay, now say it with some more fucking confidence

[04:55:27] Again

[04:55:31] Robin Wolves

[04:55:35] Nice

[04:55:36] Okay, no it looks like you accidentally use your flash, but it's okay. It's okay

[04:55:44] Because you were doing it because you're getting excited. We want excitement. Why do we want excitement Jinxie?

[04:55:51] I don't know

[04:55:53] Yes, exactly. Because if you have an erection while you play League, it makes it so that

[04:56:00] your sexual energy is focused on the game. So it makes it so that now, instead of just

[04:56:06] having physical and mental energy, you're at sexual energy too. That's the reason

[04:56:12] why, if you ever play Offstream, you should be gooning with your second monitor, because

[04:56:17] It allows you to be operating at the ninth level. Do you understand?

[04:56:28] Not anymore, but you can

[04:56:33] Alright

[04:56:34] So Jinxie another thing that I want you to listen to and you need to always remember

[04:56:39] Okay, is when you hit level six

[04:56:43] you always want to put your point in all because right now you're level 7 and

[04:56:48] you have no points and all right but it's okay because now you'll remember

[04:56:57] right so I'm master yeah so now look for the gang see I didn't know the time

[04:57:02] no through the bushes sneaky golem Jin see sneaky fucking golem all right so

[04:57:09] press oh you don't have to kill you this is good yeah yeah yes that's the

[04:57:22] fucking king of the jungle baby should we go for dragon or not fuck it do it you

[04:57:29] earn that fucking dragon that's your reward you understand yes sir take my

[04:57:35] All right, and you're gonna use that 1000. I want to see you smite at 1000

[04:57:43] Holy fuck dude. No, no, no, no, we call right now. We call right now

[04:57:48] Jynxie Jynxie, I've never even seen a player like faker be able to hit that millisecond smite the way you just did it

[04:57:56] Not even faker. I swear to God

[04:57:58] I knew about him 15 years ago when he started playing when he was on jungle. He was eating shit

[04:58:05] That's next level generational talent. Thank you, bro. I gotta kill bro

[04:58:11] That's what I like to see and you're gonna gotta get a lot fucking more than two. All right, so now go through the grump

[04:58:17] Remember the order of Jin see what's the order repeat it go wrong?

[04:58:21] Rompos, what happens at blue stuff? What is it?

[04:58:26] Exactly, okay, that's why I like to fucking here. So now it's about always doing that same order, okay? Yes, sir

[04:58:34] Yep, yes, sir

[04:58:40] There you go perfect all right, so nobody's gonna drop through these wolves

[04:58:48] Yep, you're gonna go to the chickens kill the last wolf the last one fuck it's so I it's so I

[04:58:53] Perfect, so it's really fucked up if you leave the last wolf alive

[04:58:57] Same with the baby chickens because the thing is that those wolves you're killing their fucking mom, dude

[04:59:03] So what happens is if you leave them alive

[04:59:06] It's like you're leaving them out in the fucking wilderness to get eaten and killed by predators

[04:59:12] Do you want that? No, no, no, no, no, you don't so that's why you gotta make sure that you finish your meal when you start it, okay?

[04:59:23] Perfect

[04:59:24] Alright, that's what I like to see. So now you're gonna drone bot.

[04:59:31] Alright, let's see. Perfect! This is good. She's never gonna walk up. Sneaky golem!

[04:59:37] Come on. Nice! That's fucking improvement!

[04:59:41] Alright, so now what you're gonna do, okay back up, back up, back up.

[04:59:44] Let your team push and you're gonna do your first suburb turret dive.

[04:59:49] I think you're ready. Wait, wait. Oh no, this is good. No, no, don't push, wait. This is good.

[04:59:54] This is good. Okay, now Q on this way, yes? Press R? You can press R.

[05:00:00] Oh!

[05:00:00] W, W, W, yes, I know. W, W, W, okay?

[05:00:04] Oh! Oh my god!

[05:00:06] I see!

[05:00:07] Oh, fuck! Oh my god! Oh my god!

[05:00:11] How many kills did I get right there? Three?

[05:00:14] You gotta kill him to assist!

[05:00:16] What the fuck?

[05:00:17] What?!

[05:00:20] Bro, this is my best game yet, Domtaz. This is my best game yet, bro.

[05:00:24] And imagine bro, you're on your third day!

[05:00:27] What should I buy?

[05:00:29] Okay, so when you play, you're always going to want to buy the Kraken Seir, second item Gwynsoo's, the middle one.

[05:00:36] Yep, got it.

[05:00:38] So now, where are you going? Tell me what you're going to do.

[05:00:41] Wrong, wrong.

[05:00:42] Why are you going to do Grom, Jinxie?

[05:00:44] Wait no, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, I'm a piece of shit!

[05:00:47] Okay, what are you doing after blue? I want you to say it, but I'm after blue, Jinxie!

[05:00:51] It's the BGW

[05:00:58] It's the BGW

[05:01:01] It's the BGW

[05:01:03] Blue Ground Blows

[05:01:05] Alright

[05:01:07] Bro, we're going to win one, guys!

[05:01:09] Listen, it's not over till the Fat Lady sings Janksy

[05:01:14] And I don't know about you, but Matilda ain't fucking singing yet

[05:01:18] Yep, yep

[05:01:20] All right, so now

[05:01:22] Don't clear keep clearing. They're doing good

[05:01:25] So now I'm gonna teach you something because I think you're ready. Are you ready for the information?

[05:01:29] I'm about to give you. Yep. Yep. Okay

[05:01:33] Dragon is up in one minute. That means that now you're gonna do something called sign up a game plan

[05:01:40] No, Tracy. No, no, no, no always raptors after

[05:01:46] the wolves, okay?

[05:01:48] I want to do ready to get the timer down fast.

[05:01:50] Because the thing is that you want to sink your cans

[05:01:54] from wolves to raptors.

[05:01:57] That way when they respawn again,

[05:01:59] you're gonna have them up again.

[05:02:01] So think of it this way.

[05:02:03] Imagine we have a clash royale combo.

[05:02:05] Name me a combo of four cards.

[05:02:07] Giant graveyard, arrows, swinable.

[05:02:10] Okay, cool.

[05:02:11] Imagine you have the same combo up

[05:02:14] every five seconds, right?

[05:02:15] But then you do giant, and you wait three seconds

[05:02:18] before doing graveyard.

[05:02:19] What happens to your next combo?

[05:02:23] Exactly.

[05:02:24] Now view your camps in the same exact way.

[05:02:28] Okay, what about this gang?

[05:02:29] Shot gang?

[05:02:30] This looks like good gang.

[05:02:31] I want you to halt,

[05:02:32] and I want you to start screaming while you kill them.

[05:02:35] Scream, scream, start screaming!

[05:02:39] JC start yelling!

[05:02:41] Scream!

[05:02:43] AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[05:02:45] JACE! JACE you got this!

[05:02:46] She's fucking dead on my screen!

[05:02:48] You! You! You! No you got it! You got it!

[05:02:51] It's free! I would have died in the tower.

[05:02:53] I would have died in the tower.

[05:02:55] Okay, so go get the dragon and I'm gonna explain something to you.

[05:02:59] Go get the dragon.

[05:03:02] Do I recall?

[05:03:04] No. The dragon is always in the bottom river. Okay?

[05:03:08] Right here?

[05:03:09] Yep. So Jhinxie.

[05:03:11] not so easy you make sense about when you use it you don't get hit by turret shots

[05:03:21] what i swear to god jane see bro i didn't know that we're doing this dragon too no you're gonna

[05:03:29] recall first yeah you're gonna recall and i want you to give me a reason why you're gonna recall

[05:03:35] I want to skip your learning. I have 1300 gold. That's why I like to fucking hear it. You know what that tells me

[05:03:43] That I should be in gold

[05:03:45] Dude, the fuck gold why you aiming that low not even

[05:03:51] Know that not even some master players know that and you know that on your third fucking day

[05:03:57] You're hustling us man. We know you're lying. You've been playing this game for years off stream

[05:04:03] yep thank you all right now go do the big purple fuck on the mini-map

[05:04:10] all right okay this looks good this is what we want to see so now after you

[05:04:22] kill this what are you gonna do

[05:04:33] That's what I like to fucking cure exactly so don't walk up walk back walk back you see that I you need to pick up the

[05:04:40] I oh

[05:04:41] God jing see the eye jing see the eye. What's that? Why?

[05:04:46] Jingsy why?

[05:04:49] Jingsy the monster you just killed the only reason why you kill it is because it drops an eye

[05:04:55] It's like you killed the final boss, but then you didn't even pick up the fucking roots how the fuck would I fucking know?

[05:05:03] Cuz I was telling you to!

[05:05:07] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, that's alright.

[05:05:11] It's okay. It's all part of the learning.

[05:05:14] Killing it is the first step, picking it up is the next.

[05:05:19] Alright, so now you're gonna finish these...Dude!

[05:05:22] Jason, what are you doing? You're on a two lap!

[05:05:25] I'm sorry!

[05:05:26] No, they're gonna get hunted by predators and pedophiles!

[05:05:30] Did you- WOAH! WOAH!

[05:05:33] Okay, yo, yo, yo, sorry. I just had to make it a lot more real. Okay, listen.

[05:05:40] So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna go for the rocks, okay? The rocks and then the scuttle crab.

[05:05:45] Why are we going for the scuttle crab?

[05:05:47] It's just a fucking jungle there.

[05:05:50] Exactly. So now you know what you're gonna do, Jinzy?

[05:05:53] Let me ask you something. What's the most annoying thing that happens in Clash?

[05:05:57] When some cocksucker starts spamming his fucking aides emote after using an aides deck, right?

[05:06:07] Yep.

[05:06:08] So you're going to type slash all, JG, space, D-I-F-F.

[05:06:15] This is your emote, Jingsy.

[05:06:18] Alright, JG.

[05:06:20] Yep.

[05:06:21] D-I-F-F.

[05:06:22] Hit enter.

[05:06:23] That's where I like to see!

[05:06:25] Alright.

[05:06:26] So now we're gonna recall.

[05:06:30] All right, why are you recalling here?

[05:06:33] There's a minute above.

[05:06:36] Okay, why are you recalling in general?

[05:06:39] Because they have 1200 gold.

[05:06:40] Yes, but it's also because your item costs 1000.

[05:06:45] When you have enough for a completed item,

[05:06:48] you always wanna look for a reset.

[05:06:51] Got it, got it, got it, got it.

[05:06:53] Okay, got it, that makes sense.

[05:06:54] All right, that makes sense.

[05:06:55] So, I listen.

[05:06:58] Coach, I love the intensity.

[05:06:59] Bro, we're gonna get a win today, dead ass.

[05:07:01] Dude, we might even get fucking three wins.

[05:07:04] Yeah.

[05:07:05] Fuck yeah!

[05:07:07] Fuck yeah!

[05:07:09] Like, dude, I want you to get excited.

[05:07:10] Think about it.

[05:07:11] Imagine sitting there and seeing the victory screen.

[05:07:14] This is my first ever win in league!

[05:07:17] And league history!

[05:07:20] Yes!

[05:07:22] Dude, this is like when Alexander the Great

[05:07:25] Conquer Turkey for the first time! It's the first step to world domination!

[05:07:31] Oh, oh. Bro, seriously bro. Bro, I have two kills, one death and three assists. I'm actually playing well out there.

[05:07:38] Yes, you are. And your CS count is also good too.

[05:07:42] What is, how do I check my CS count?

[05:07:44] So what does CS count even mean?

[05:07:47] CS count is the amount of minions who kill. As a jungler, each of the big monsters you kill or the camps in general at four.

[05:07:54] So 152 divided by 4 is how many monsters you killed this game.

[05:07:58] That's pretty good actually.

[05:08:01] Not bad.

[05:08:02] Alright, so Jinxie, the dragon is up in 15 seconds, so what are you going to want to do here?

[05:08:07] The meat dragon? Purple dragon?

[05:08:09] No, no, no.

[05:08:10] So the purple shit, we're going to call it the void stuff.

[05:08:14] And the bottom river, we're going to call that dragon, okay?

[05:08:19] Okay.

[05:08:20] So what's the top stuff called?

[05:08:22] Void.

[05:08:23] and what's the bottom subcode so if I say go dragon where do you go that's what

[05:08:30] I like to hear all right so Jinxy after this dragon what's happening on your

[05:08:36] mini map where should you go look at the mini map

[05:08:41] yeah no this is good this is good but there's something else you can do

[05:08:46] Jinxy look at the mini map the mini map okay there's a fight happening

[05:08:50] midwalk there. It's time for you to shove your massive fucking cock in their faces. Let's go.

[05:08:55] Press R, press E. R-E, R-E. Yep, and then auto.

[05:08:58] Oh my god! Keep going, keep going, keep going! Come to, come to, come to!

[05:09:03] Yeah, this is good. Okay, now on. That's good.

[05:09:08] Oh, why did you tell me to keep going? Are you fucking stupid?

[05:09:12] Okay, Jynxie, Jynxie. If I tell you to drive when there's a green light and you only

[05:09:18] Put your foot on the gas when there's a red light. Who's the stupid one?

[05:09:22] Me, sorry, coach.

[05:09:23] It's okay, but it's about learning, okay? It's about learning. So now I want you to buy

[05:09:31] the second item, the experimental hex plate.

[05:09:36] Alright.

[05:09:38] Bro, I'm so good at jumping.

[05:09:40] SHIT!

[05:09:42] Dude, you're literally sitting there and you're making this ram is fucking crying!

[05:09:48] You're making him sit there and shit his fucking pants!

[05:09:51] Dog test. I've never had a positive KD before about that.

[05:09:55] Dude! And think about it. Guess what your KDA is this game?

[05:09:59] Six KDA one, yeah.

[05:10:02] Six KDA.

[05:10:04] Yeah!

[05:10:05] So now this we're gonna do, you're gonna walk to your raptors, your chickens.

[05:10:08] While you're walking down, I want you to do a new flame that I patented.

[05:10:12] It's actually the most 8th flame you can ever do.

[05:10:15] Okay, not yet. Go ahead, go ahead. There's a fight going.

[05:10:18] Alright, so now press R and go crazy, you got this.

[05:10:23] YES! YES! YES!

[05:10:26] Yeah, who gives a fuck?

[05:10:28] You're the best player in the team!

[05:10:30] Fuck that guy!

[05:10:31] So now, Jinxie, you're gonna type Slash all?

[05:10:34] My diaper is full.

[05:10:36] This is the most AIDS flame that you could ever do.

[05:10:40] Because now, you're making it so that the enemies you miss, you're retarded.

[05:10:45] So weird. They're even more mad that they're losing.

[05:10:51] It's good. This is what I like to see.

[05:10:54] Alright. So now, dive him.

[05:10:57] There you go! Fucking fight!

[05:10:59] Okay, auto-attack the other one.

[05:11:01] That was good. Listen, you died but that was good. Why was it good?

[05:11:05] The turn is dead now.

[05:11:07] Not just that, but it's because without even telling you two,

[05:11:10] you understood the concept that if one person is out of range,

[05:11:14] You should switch over your target to another person. That's a conceptual understanding. You cannot teach that to someone

[05:11:33] That's good nice not bad not fucking bad not bad

[05:11:44] For all my first ever positive KD, let's go chat.

[05:11:47] Okay, so now Jinx, what you're going to do is you're going to walk to the baron, and you're going to tell your team baron.

[05:11:53] Because when you're at this stage of the game, I want you to look at the map.

[05:11:56] You see how there are not that many turrets?

[05:11:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:12:00] So those things, those little circles on the minimap that are open, when they open these big, chungus minions form,

[05:12:08] spawn think of them like giants and those giants will destroy turrets easily so

[05:12:14] what do you do okay you need to wait for your team here okay let's back off

[05:12:19] for now back off for now wait for your team so when those minions spawn think

[05:12:24] of it like now you want to either force a fight to end the game or get baron

[05:12:28] to end so now onto the baron because now our team should help you yep this is

[05:12:34] All right, so now start hitting the Baron and then I want you to type Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron

[05:12:44] Oh god, they're not coming. Oh my god. Yeah, let's not go bro. Yeah, okay. What the fuck? Listen, listen, listen

[05:12:52] Okay, clear the boob up. It's too late. I was telling you to tell them. You didn't even tell them

[05:12:59] Wait

[05:13:00] No, sorry. No, not that.

[05:13:02] Wait, no, no, no, no. Janksy, Janksy, Janksy.

[05:13:05] Do you understand what you just said?

[05:13:07] Yeah.

[05:13:08] You just threaten to end if you don't get your way.

[05:13:11] That's unironically something that it takes players years to learn.

[05:13:15] I haven't seen people do that for years now.

[05:13:18] You're an old season league player, bro.

[05:13:20] You have the mentality of the old guard, bro.

[05:13:23] It's like I'm talking to you and you're like the elder gods in a land of demigods!

[05:13:29] Are they gonna bear it or what Jack's wrong?

[05:13:31] Yeah, no just fucking just go to the dragon

[05:13:33] I just point it is what it is

[05:13:36] Just go to the dragon

[05:13:45] Okay

[05:13:47] Okay, okay, easy

[05:13:49] Right now what you're gonna do

[05:13:51] Okay, I'll tell you what to type after you do the dragon, okay?

[05:13:59] I knew I was gonna drop that.

[05:14:01] Yeah, you're looking great.

[05:14:02] Okay, add 1,400 spike.

[05:14:05] Oh, god.

[05:14:07] Oh, press R, E, N, 1.

[05:14:09] Press R, E, N, 1 of them.

[05:14:10] You can fight this.

[05:14:12] Oh, wait, this is fucking good.

[05:14:14] Wait, this is actually good.

[05:14:16] No, this is good, this is good.

[05:14:21] Okay, nice, not bad.

[05:14:23] Okay, good.

[05:14:24] Okay, so now Jinx here.

[05:14:25] I want you to slash-

[05:14:26] Where the fuck's my kill at?

[05:14:28] FUCKERS!

[05:14:29] Okay listen, take that anger and turn on the enemy team. Type slash all. I'm not the danger.

[05:14:36] The stench in my pants is...

[05:14:40] Your team has destroyed an inhibitor. Ren page.

[05:14:45] Your team has destroyed and hurt. Your team has destroyed and hurt. Shut down.

[05:14:54] We got a win dude. Let's go.

[05:14:58] Dude! Alright!

[05:15:00] Okay, you know what I want? I can't help it.

[05:15:02] We got a win dude. We got a win.

[05:15:04] Wait, it's not over yet though.

[05:15:06] Look at the Nexus. I don't think your team ended the game.

[05:15:10] It's not over yet.

[05:15:12] He has destroyed a turret.

[05:15:14] Wait, have we over the enemy Nexus?

[05:15:16] Okay, it's not over yet.

[05:15:18] Okay, so you're gonna have to fight one last time.

[05:15:20] Now, Jynxie, as you're going in,

[05:15:22] I'm gonna want to hear your fucking war cry because this is

[05:15:27] Yes, but I want you to make us feel it Jhin see show us what it means to you

[05:15:34] All right, you can backdoor run out their base

[05:15:40] Okay, no mind you're gonna end some uncomforted no backup

[05:15:44] Okay, you on top of her now. Oh

[05:15:47] This is good. Yo, are you like literally brain dead?

[05:15:52] Okay, listen. You know what? I'm not gonna talk for the next minute because that was my bad so I'm gonna do 60 seconds no breathing. Give me a second.

[05:16:01] Alright, do 6 seconds no breathing and then let me fight him. Cause you're fucking my shit out.

[05:16:05] Yo, what is my in? Or what is my CS? I don't understand my CS.

[05:16:13] You're not breathing. Yeah, what is my CS permitted?

[05:16:16] The enemy's inhibitor has respawned.

[05:16:22] Okay, sorry, that's all I could do. I'm sorry. Okay. Okay. All right, so listen what you're gonna do now

[05:16:28] It's you're gonna group with your team. Are you ready?

[05:16:35] Listen even Michael Jackson sings a bad note once a day, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, I don't even think he does

[05:16:43] Yeah, maybe not it is what it is so all right, so now you're just gonna run with your team

[05:16:48] But yeah, your CS you see next to the time at the top right.

[05:16:56] You see that number 176?

[05:16:58] Yeah.

[05:16:59] Is that good?

[05:17:00] Yep.

[05:17:01] So, Jason Rockman.

[05:17:02] Now while you're walking mid, I want you to think, what is 76 backwards?

[05:17:05] 67.

[05:17:06] That's what I like to hear.

[05:17:07] Alright, do the end hit.

[05:17:08] Okay, Q on the dragon.

[05:17:09] If you box up again, you make him fucking pay.

[05:17:12] Now you can auto-attack the Nexus and end.

[05:17:15] Okay, now you can auto attack the Nexus and end back up. Don't go too far

[05:17:19] Don't go too far wait for your team to walk up because as master you you're not that time

[05:17:23] You need to wait for your team to fight and then you go in and you fuck shit up

[05:17:29] Yeah, yeah, you can always do because you're too long later

[05:17:45] What we really need is we need to pick that

[05:17:50] Okay, so now you say that now you're gonna have to say Baron when it respawns

[05:18:00] Okay, wait hold on let me actually teach you how to ping so you know how to do it, okay?

[05:18:04] So I want you to press G and then hold your left click down, okay?

[05:18:09] Why are they voting to surrender? We're winning. Yeah, I know they're cocksuckers

[05:18:13] So you're gonna press G hold your left click down and then pull your mouse downwards while you're holding left click down do it

[05:18:23] Yep, so now you need to pull it down though like while you're holding left click pull it down and then let go

[05:18:31] Yep, so that's pinging so when you you see that that's pinging that's pinging that's pinging

[05:18:38] That's good. Okay, so now walk to the Baron is the great. Yeah

[05:18:43] Okay but before you baron you're gonna dragon, yeah but before you baron you're gonna dragon, so ping on the dragon

[05:18:49] I want you to ping for up on the dragon and the reason why you're doing this just so you understand is because it's lower risk

[05:18:57] It's lower risk to dragon, okay?

[05:19:01] You got this shit, Jinx you got this shit

[05:19:07] Yeah, you got this now Jinx you remember at one thousand four hundred you smite

[05:19:13] You just got dragon soul.

[05:19:18] Just got dragon soul.

[05:19:19] Now I want you to walk to the Baron.

[05:19:22] So when you kill four dragons in a game, you get something called dragon soul, which

[05:19:27] is like imagine King Arthur pulling out the sword of Camelot.

[05:19:31] That's you right now, Jynxsy.

[05:19:33] You have the sword of Camelot!

[05:19:35] So what are you gonna do with it?

[05:19:37] Get it.

[05:19:38] Kill everybody now.

[05:19:39] Fucking hell.

[05:19:40] I want to shoot!

[05:19:41] Put some passion bro!

[05:19:43] Where's the passion?

[05:19:45] I'm gonna shove the sword up their ass!

[05:19:48] Yeah you are!

[05:19:49] Alright, so now walk top, kill that Mordecai sir.

[05:19:53] Holy shit.

[05:19:54] Alright.

[05:19:57] The fuck off.

[05:19:57] Nice!

[05:19:58] Hey, hey, I don't see a Mordecai sir on your screen anymore.

[05:20:02] And I wonder why.

[05:20:03] His fucking jinx he's on the board.

[05:20:05] Daddy's home.

[05:20:06] Yeah, daddy's fucking home.

[05:20:08] Daddy's home and his kitten's been naughty.

[05:20:12] The fuck?

[05:20:14] No, dude.

[05:20:16] Okay, no, no, that was the issues of thoughts.

[05:20:18] All right, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna stay top.

[05:20:22] Just stay top here.

[05:20:27] All right, now walk up.

[05:20:29] Are we fucking this up?

[05:20:31] No, no, it's okay.

[05:20:33] It's okay.

[05:20:35] Yeah, just go in.

[05:20:37] I walk up a bit, I walk back a bit.

[05:20:41] Okay, so your team is retarded. You need to walk a bit.

[05:20:44] So this is the problem with Iron.

[05:20:46] Is that if you don't have the mechanics, so literally 1v5, you need to play off your team.

[05:20:50] And most of the time they're either brain dead or they have learning disabilities.

[05:20:54] Alright, that's good. You can actually end the game here.

[05:20:59] Okay? Use your heart! Use your heart! Go in the noddle!

[05:21:02] You can do it, JC! This is the fucking red stream.

[05:21:05] That's one. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's a win. It's over.

[05:21:11] Kill the dragon. Kill the dragon. Kill the dragon. You got this shit.

[05:21:14] On him. On him. On him. Nice. Nice.

[05:21:16] Ace! Ace! Ace! Ace!

[05:21:20] Nice!

[05:21:22] Wait, what does that mean I killed five?

[05:21:24] Ace means that you are the guy that fucking killed the last man standing.

[05:21:30] First ever win, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, yes!

[05:21:36] First ever fucking win!

[05:21:40] Can I still type an ult out or no?

[05:21:43] Um, nine.

[05:21:45] No, okay, so Jinxy, Jinxy,

[05:21:47] you're about to learn a concept that's called-

[05:21:50] Why is my damage always so fucking low though, bro?

[05:21:54] So your damage is low

[05:21:55] because you're not team fighting well enough,

[05:21:57] but that's the skill that you're gonna learn

[05:21:59] as you get more champion mastery.

[05:22:02] Okay, okay, okay.

[05:22:03] Okay, so Jinx here, I'm gonna explain to you.

[05:22:06] Somebody gifted 50, I don't see it.

[05:22:08] Layla, they're thinking about it.

[05:22:10] What were you saying, Domtats?

[05:22:11] Yeah, so no, I was gonna say

[05:22:14] that the thing about it, okay,

[05:22:17] is that when you're playing League,

[05:22:20] if they don't fuck you with the MMR

[05:22:24] because they're making you 50% on rate,

[05:22:26] they fuck you with the LP gains.

[05:22:28] So right now you're all P-gains, are you gain 17 for a win?

[05:22:32] And when you lose, you lose 23.

[05:22:36] What type of crock of shit is that? Why would I lose more than I gain?

[05:22:41] Why would I lose more than I gain, motherfuckers?

[05:22:44] So in part the reason why is because you're 1-1-7 losses.

[05:22:48] So they're saying, Jynxie, we don't think you deserve to climb.

[05:22:51] You just got lucky. So what do you have to do now?

[05:22:54] I have to fucking carry, bro. I have to go fucking ham next game.

[05:22:58] Yep, exactly. So guess what we do what after we win a game Jin see I don't know

[05:23:12] Bro master whoa draft or no

[05:23:16] No, no, you're you're in rights you're good. Is it supposed to be

[05:23:21] You're well, it's ranked solo duo draft so where it says ranked this is ranked you're good

[05:23:27] Bro, I'm gonna be honest, Master Lee is my guy, bro.

[05:23:32] Dude, I'm telling you, it's because the thing about you is you need someone that can just go in and fuck shit up and go crazy.

[05:23:40] And what if I told you that Master Yi is the number one pentakill champ on the planet?

[05:23:45] He is. Say Wallahi, bro. Say Wallahi.

[05:23:48] Wallahi.

[05:23:51] Wow. Bro, oh, it's Master Yi. Oh, sorry.

[05:23:54] Bro, um, I think like, bro, help me fight team kills bro, please, help me fight team kills

[05:24:02] You mean you're team fighting?

[05:24:04] Yes, bro, help me fight team fighting

[05:24:06] Okay, so the problem is that when you team fight, you get two opal realms because of all of the champions around you, right?

[05:24:14] Yeah

[05:24:16] So how you're gonna be better at team fighting is you're gonna want to kind of

[05:24:21] like choose one target that you're gonna go for and pretend like nobody else

[05:24:26] exists. Find one target and just go. Yep, so Master Yi is an assassin that means

[05:24:34] that when you're going in it's like there for example you want to-

[05:24:37] My chat was gonna get a skin, Dantez. You can buy one when you're in champs life, no problem.

[05:24:42] right so now nobody touch fucking master he mother fucker so okay yep there you

[05:24:50] go wait where's the fucker where's the fucker his name is Ramis R.A.M. so what

[05:24:59] you can do is you can actually right click him I want you right click him

[05:25:02] oh too late okay so for mastery I'll teach you I'll teach you some I'll

[05:25:06] So open up the up arrow on your Leak Client.

[05:25:13] So now right-click Master Yi, so right-click it, and then do Favorite as Jungle.

[05:25:30] So now what I want you to do is I want you to remove the mask from the search bar.

[05:25:35] exit out the search bar. There you go. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. Wow. There you go. Let's go.

[05:25:48] Dude, Jinxie, that feeling that you got after your first League of Legends win, I want you

[05:25:53] to remember it. Okay. Bro, one win, seven losses, baby. They said it would never happen.

[05:25:59] They did.

[05:26:00] Oh no.

[05:26:01] What's happening?

[05:26:04] Jamesy, they stole your mastery.

[05:26:07] What about Hecarim?

[05:26:08] Is he gone too?

[05:26:09] They backed your Hecarim.

[05:26:10] You're getting fucking sniped.

[05:26:13] What should I do?

[05:26:14] Oh god.

[05:26:15] Okay, fucking mouth fight.

[05:26:17] You see how motherfucker on the bottom?

[05:26:20] M.A.L.

[05:26:21] Yep.

[05:26:22] On the right.

[05:26:23] There we go.

[05:26:24] Just walk it in.

[05:26:25] Alright.

[05:26:26] I'm playing a new guy I've never used.

[05:26:28] Listen listen, it's either mouth fight or it's 30% when we're Garin jungle

[05:26:35] All right, then mouth bite for sure. Okay, so now what you do?

[05:26:39] Yeah, your ruins exactly so you're gonna go for the second one execute enemies

[05:26:46] Bro, I've never even used this guy. Let's use them in right

[05:26:51] Like what's that the horseshit is this?

[05:26:53] I'm going to take this tonight because they banned hack room and then took it yeah.

[05:26:58] So Jensie this is something you're going to learn what you're doing right now is something

[05:27:02] that every single League of Legends player does on a daily basis except normally it's

[05:27:07] after you lose about one or two games you just get so pissed off that you decide to make

[05:27:14] it someone else's problem.

[05:27:15] So what you're doing it's like it's normal this is like a normal thing.

[05:27:21] So what, like doing what, jungling?

[05:27:25] No, no, no, so just locking in some random bullshit.

[05:27:31] So I shouldn't play Malphite and jungle?

[05:27:33] No, I'm just saying that you play Malphite jungle because it's your first time playing

[05:27:38] it.

[05:27:39] It's something that everybody does.

[05:27:41] Like everybody just randomly first times bullshit that they never played before in ranked

[05:27:45] games.

[05:27:46] Oh, so now I'm the asshole.

[05:27:49] well you're not the asshole because you're gonna fucking carry this shit so I

[05:27:53] want to hear you sit there and say what you're gonna do to this stream sniping

[05:27:57] pile of shit I'm gonna pick him up bend him over a table and

[05:28:02] repetitively thrust him as long as he's 18 plus and consensual bro they have a

[05:28:09] lux didn't you say lux players were like or was that Jax oh no Jax players

[05:28:17] So the pedophiles are not locked wait, what's like the most honorable character to use in league like what's the most honorable

[05:28:27] Like if you see someone played it's like respect yes

[05:28:31] That's a good question

[05:28:34] um

[05:28:36] Honestly, I would say team

[05:28:41] Yep, okay

[05:28:44] Yeah, what do y'all think?

[05:28:46] Twisted bait, Lee Sin.

[05:28:53] Alright, so now you're going to buy the blue thing.

[05:29:02] Good.

[05:29:03] Alright, and now walk to your red buff.

[05:29:06] So let me ask you.

[05:29:07] No, no, you're red.

[05:29:08] You're red.

[05:29:09] The other side, the other side of the map.

[05:29:12] Because remember you always want to path top down.

[05:29:14] So after you read where you going for this guy sounds like diddy

[05:29:18] Who me mouth fight oh? Oh, yeah, kind of

[05:29:24] All right, so listen what you're gonna do now is you're gonna go for the red and then after the red where you going?

[05:29:32] Get great

[05:29:35] What is it?

[05:29:44] I did the red. Where are you going?

[05:29:48] Wow, top top guy.

[05:29:50] Okay, no, so that's Krugs. So the rocks?

[05:29:54] Oh no, you're getting those.

[05:30:01] This guy is in the stream. I'm gonna punch this guy in the face.

[05:30:06] What should I do, run?

[05:30:08] Okay, go to your blue buff. Go to your blue buff. That's all you can do at this point.

[05:30:12] Oh my fucking god, oh

[05:30:17] Bro, he's stream slapping don't pass

[05:30:20] Yeah, I know

[05:30:22] But listen Tyler one was getting stream sniped in every single one of his games with 20k viewers for five years

[05:30:28] Right, then do shit about any of them

[05:30:31] So it's something you're just gonna either have to learn why does not do any damage

[05:30:37] Fuck you got me on bro

[05:30:39] Dude, listen, I tried choosing the most simple character for you.

[05:30:43] Just Smite, just Smite.

[05:30:44] Wait, he can't Smite!

[05:30:47] I can't form anything!

[05:30:49] I'm going to be level one the whole game!

[05:30:51] You're a dog, shit!

[05:30:54] Go!

[05:30:55] What?

[05:30:56] What?

[05:30:57] Don't look at my dick.

[05:31:03] Okay, thanks you, thanks you, thanks you, thanks you, thanks you.

[05:31:08] What are you laughing at? I'm falling behind!

[05:31:12] They banned my character. They took my other disguise. Go stream-sibling me.

[05:31:16] You're the only guy that can't farm and you're laughing.

[05:31:19] Jinxie, imagine there's a toddler in karate class and someone cuts off both his hands.

[05:31:26] Are you gonna sit there and put him on the bench?

[05:31:29] Or are you gonna give him a rifle and he may be...

[05:31:32] He kills his own parents. What are you gonna do?

[05:31:38] I don't fucking know

[05:31:41] Well neither do I

[05:31:42] That's why you're playing this shit

[05:31:46] I can gank bot

[05:31:47] I can gank bot

[05:31:49] Yeah, whatever

[05:31:50] Listen, Jynxie

[05:31:51] This game is fucked

[05:31:53] What we're gonna do this game is you're just gonna work on map awareness

[05:31:57] So you're just gonna run around the fucking map

[05:31:59] You're gonna run around willy nilly

[05:32:01] And you're gonna sit down

[05:32:02] You're just gonna practice awareness, okay?

[05:32:05] Bro, but what if this guy ghosts on me again, bro?

[05:32:08] Oh, he definitely will.

[05:32:11] Bro, this guy is a fucking pussy.

[05:32:13] He is.

[05:32:14] But listen, this is where what you do is you fuck them up in the only way you can,

[05:32:21] which is that you make him lose.

[05:32:23] Dude, can you explain my abilities? Can you stop having me get so ripped?

[05:32:27] Bro, dude, what are my abilities?

[05:32:31] Okay, okay, listen, listen, listen, listen, your E is a ground slam, okay?

[05:32:38] your W gives the collateral damage your Q is a point and click that slows the

[05:32:45] enemy and gives you movement speed and then your ult turns you into a fucking

[05:32:50] moving train do you understand okay okay okay this is good though right now it's

[05:32:57] good so now recall recall so press em and recall there you go

[05:33:04] All right, good recall nice, sorry gonna max max your W

[05:33:14] Hold on I'm gonna be completely honest. I don't know if you max W on this champ

[05:33:20] Press P and buy it. Okay. No, you need to spend your gold. Yo, bro. What the fuck?

[05:33:24] Did you just jingsy?

[05:33:27] Jingsy give me a second jingsy just walk to the okay. Okay. It's fine. Give me a second

[05:33:32] I need to figure out what you're gonna be doing. Hold on. God damn it

[05:33:36] We know nothing about this guy

[05:33:39] Well, I know how he fundamentally works, but I've never fucking played him jungle before

[05:33:47] So why the fuck would you tell me to play him jungle?

[05:33:54] Because what the fuck house are you gonna play?

[05:34:02] Give me Diana or something, bro.

[05:34:05] Have you ever played Diana?

[05:34:07] Have I ever played Mouthite?

[05:34:09] It's a hell of a lot easier.

[05:34:12] If you're sitting there and you have to drive a car for the first time,

[05:34:16] are you gonna drive a Honda or a fucking Lambo?

[05:34:20] Probably a Honda.

[05:34:22] There you go.

[05:34:23] So listen, it's fine. Your team is winning. Walk bot.

[05:34:29] Alright.

[05:34:30] You want me to gang mother fucker

[05:34:33] No, I want you to get the fellow crap and then you're gonna type jungle dip your mom is under my desk

[05:34:41] And all chat

[05:34:47] Okay, wait until you get a kill before you type that so walk me walk me

[05:34:51] He's fighting look look he's like no no mid mid mid mid up

[05:34:58] Okay

[05:35:00] So now walk to your red buff. Just walk to your red buff. It's okay.

[05:35:04] Your red buff is respawned. You can go there.

[05:35:06] Where? Where's my red buff? Here.

[05:35:08] Yep. There. There. Exactly. You're good.

[05:35:13] Bro, this guy's slow as balls. Jesus Christ.

[05:35:16] No, listen. I'm not even kidding.

[05:35:18] The mouse tree zoo playing like he's disabled.

[05:35:20] Like, not even joking.

[05:35:22] Like, there's a reason why he strings.

[05:35:24] He probably only has one hand and he's playing with another foot.

[05:35:30] Alright, so now you're gonna go for the red. Where are you going next?

[05:35:35] What if my E is here?

[05:35:37] Your E is the ground sign, it just does damage, okay?

[05:35:43] This guy is moving as fast as I can.

[05:35:46] Yeah, and what he's not... Well, part of the reason why is because when you reset earlier, you didn't buy any items.

[05:35:55] Oh, whose fault is that, coach?

[05:35:57] Well, the guy that was screaming at me called me a shit-coach instead of pressing PN right-clicking or something.

[05:36:05] Yeah, you're right. What does W do?

[05:36:07] Alright, sir, W is the collateral. So now walk to the chickens.

[05:36:14] Alright, so now, look, you see the Master Yi on the minimap? You see what he's doing?

[05:36:19] Yeah.

[05:36:20] Yeah, he's beating a fucking hot sucker.

[05:36:23] But look look your team is about a gang dying and look he's about to get fucking type or buried in the asshole

[05:36:29] So now slash all slash all wall just type that slash all wall

[05:36:42] Perfect so now you're gonna walk to the the wolves now Jinxie. I'm about to put you on some flame game. Are you ready?

[05:36:49] Yeah, yeah

[05:36:51] So in the future if you want to really piss someone off there are two things you can do the first one is you type

[05:36:59] Wah-ha-ha in all caps, or you type Keck W in all lowercase

[05:37:05] both of those have an equally

[05:37:09] Annoying amount of like anger that elicits from the person receiving it

[05:37:15] And there you go perfect all right snow to the ground and then you're gonna recall you're

[05:37:24] sitting on 2,200 gold it's looking good right now all right so now you're gonna reset okay

[05:37:37] yeah we're looking good baby we're looking good baby it's it's looking good by now

[05:37:43] Dude, it's all good under the hood right now. Okay, so now you're gonna buy

[05:37:48] Do you want to go chatter? Do you want to go tank?

[05:37:51] Yeah, I buy Malignan's the red thing

[05:37:56] Okay, so now you're gonna walk to the Krugs so Malignan's right the Krugs where the Krugs here

[05:38:02] Yep, exactly. So Malignan's Jinxie this build is gonna make you instantly one-shot people

[05:38:08] But you're also gonna die instantly as well

[05:38:11] great what is my ult do you're all just the thing where you see that circle so

[05:38:19] wherever it lands it does a fuck kind of damage and it knocks people off

[05:38:24] should I be QWE all the time uh normally it's Q EW what is my W your W

[05:38:33] a clod. Q-E-W? Yeah. Okay, now go to the Raptors. This is good. This is good right now.

[05:38:46] Bro, I'm fucking farming shit. Let's go! Dude, like, look, imagine, not even these

[05:38:53] roasting stream sniping fucking freaks can hold you down. Do you understand how insane

[05:38:59] And that is...

[05:39:01] Yeah, but I'm the bravest ever.

[05:39:03] I'm testing for Challenger, yeah.

[05:39:05] Dude, you weren't even farming Biscuit yesterday on Hagrim, and you had 10 games on the champ.

[05:39:10] Today it's like you woke up, and you're literally just absorbing knowledge.

[05:39:14] It's like, it's like... dude, I don't even know what it's like, cause it's never seen before!

[05:39:21] Should I gank?

[05:39:23] Yeah, fuck it, why not?

[05:39:25] You sure, coach?

[05:39:27] listen it's either now or never walk but okay jing see what jing see jing see

[05:39:37] what I see imagine right now we're in an uncharted territory and I'm the guy

[05:39:42] that knows the lay of the land you're gonna have to trust me or else we're

[05:39:46] both gonna die do you want that I go well yeah now you can't go on

[05:39:54] Dude are you fucking serious go bot!

[05:39:57] Okay now Jinxy you're gonna press R when you're hovering over them.

[05:40:01] Okay yes?

[05:40:03] When you see her.

[05:40:05] Okay you got her flash!

[05:40:07] No no you got her flash.

[05:40:09] The only reason she made that much distance is because she flashed.

[05:40:12] That's good. Now go from the ground.

[05:40:15] Fuck are you fucking this up?

[05:40:18] No dude you're fine.

[05:40:20] Jinxy dude listen.

[05:40:22] Right now you need to just sit back relax trust in the process and absorb

[05:40:29] Okay, listen in the future you don't want to use abilities on people when you don't see them, right?

[05:40:39] What are you doing?

[05:40:43] Listen listen you you're supposed to be em when you have nothing else to do

[05:40:48] be emin randomly in the middle of the jungle when you should be walking

[05:40:53] somewhere is a waste of time now do you want to lose or do you want to type are

[05:40:58] you playing League of Legends or are you playing type racer all right so now farm

[05:41:07] the red and then afterwards farm the cubs

[05:41:12] All right, this is good. You see how good it's looking this is perfect

[05:41:20] Bro, are you saying perfect with a A or a E?

[05:41:25] Okay, let me ask you a question. Did you ever ask me this question before?

[05:41:32] It is an E. It's perfect. Yo, all right, whatever floats your boat, buddy

[05:41:37] Dude, they put it on it!

[05:41:39] Dude, I'm saying perfect!

[05:41:41] Can I start ganking or what?

[05:41:44] Well, you want to gank when your ult is up.

[05:41:47] So now just do this.

[05:41:49] But listen, if you want to start ganking, I'll let you.

[05:41:52] But you're only going to do it once you start droning consistently.

[05:41:55] So while you're farming these camps

[05:41:57] or while you're walking to your next camp, start droning.

[05:42:00] Good. This is good.

[05:42:02] Now, look at your minimap.

[05:42:04] You see how you're about to get to the ropes?

[05:42:06] of the wolves, you snap back and you start farming. Now while you're farming, drone over

[05:42:12] Watt again, now look back at your character. This is how you play jungle. Right now what

[05:42:17] you just did, not even master players do it. That's a literally advanced game knowledge.

[05:42:23] Okay, I don't know where you're walking top. Okay, nope. Alright, now walk bot. Now

[05:42:28] GenC, when you're gonna use your ult, you're gonna use it in a way where it's gonna

[05:42:33] one on them and they're not in the bush okay well you're gonna want to use it when

[05:42:39] you're in range okay okay so now walk up now when you're in range use it that's

[05:42:48] fucking insane this is good that's fucking good okay now run

[05:42:56] AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[05:43:01] Did I run the wrong direction, or what dude?

[05:43:04] Well the problem is you flashed nothing.

[05:43:07] So imagine, like, imagine you can sit there and you can use an item that makes you dash one meter...

[05:43:14] ...you just did it for like a hundred centimeters.

[05:43:23] Wait, the same, you got fed.

[05:43:26] Wait, we're gonna back check this

[05:43:30] It doesn't matter he's fucking dog shit. Okay, so now press P

[05:43:35] All right, yep sorcerer shoes you're going fucking fully P big Chungus. Are you ready?

[05:43:43] Yeah, I want you to all chat all chat. I am the Chungus among us

[05:43:49] Bro, what's wrong with your head?

[05:43:52] Wait, what's wrong with my head?

[05:43:54] That let me die back

[05:43:56] Hehehehe, yes. Alright, nice.

[05:44:00] Okay, so now you're gonna farm the crugs, and then afterwards, your Raptors are spawning

[05:44:04] in about 8 seconds, so you're gonna play on this, okay?

[05:44:13] Okay, now walk.

[05:44:16] Good.

[05:44:16] In the future, when you have a lot, when you have an AOE ability, which does damage around you,

[05:44:22] you wanna use it, okay?

[05:44:24] uh well drone medic how do i know if you should gank if you're not showing that looks like a good gank

[05:44:31] okay so now you're gonna walk medic let's do a gc i want to see you get it done

[05:44:39] all right walk medic drone medic drone medic while you're walking okay well don't go now

[05:44:44] okay okay back up back up it's it's done so how did i my ult doesn't do anything it doesn't

[05:44:51] FUCKING HIT THEM, DUNCANTS!

[05:44:55] My oldest now I'm going right through these motherfuckers!

[05:44:58] GenC, GenC, what?!

[05:45:00] GenC, you're all the only does damage where you run.

[05:45:04] You fucking missed it, man!

[05:45:06] You missed it!

[05:45:08] I thought it was the path.

[05:45:10] I thought it was like the path.

[05:45:11] No, no, no, no!

[05:45:12] So, okay, hover over your r ability again.

[05:45:15] I want to show you something.

[05:45:17] When you see an ability that's like that where it's just a circle,

[05:45:20] It means it's only where the circle is that it does something, okay?

[05:45:25] Okay.

[05:45:26] Perfect.

[05:45:27] Is this a gank on Lux?

[05:45:30] Uh, you don't have ult, but maybe.

[05:45:33] Yeah, try for it.

[05:45:36] Right.

[05:45:37] Now, walk back.

[05:45:39] Alright, go to your gromp.

[05:45:40] That's fine.

[05:45:41] So normally, okay.

[05:45:43] Malfight is an-

[05:45:44] No, no, gromp.

[05:45:45] Malfight is an ultimate reliant ganker.

[05:45:48] You only ever really want to look for gangs when your ultimate is up if your ultimate is is down

[05:45:55] You want to do what answer?

[05:46:02] How the fuck did you know the answer?

[05:46:04] Because I have more than five brains out. That's what I'd like to hear now. Show me that and line your ult on the med

[05:46:11] This is a double kill

[05:46:13] I'm going to suck you in the eye. I've missed every old

[05:46:38] wait wait wait wait wait did you say sock or son I'm going to sock you in the

[05:46:46] face okay why the fuck would you do that when it's your fault that you can

[05:46:52] fucking play I'll go to YouTube since you're a fucking shit coach how do I go

[05:46:56] mouth light oh let's do it I'm about to fucking lose it I'm gonna lose it in

[05:47:01] this fucking I'm done I'm done I'm done mouth light oh cuz I've missed every

[05:47:06] time. Dude you're fucking respawned! No, oh my god. Jynxy, Jynxy, walk, oh my fucking

[05:47:13] god, walk to the red buff. Walk to the red! Jynxy, Jynxy, you need to ult properly.

[05:47:19] You're missing your ult because you're clicking on the wrong spot, man. You

[05:47:25] need to click where you think you're gonna go. Hey, actually I don't know if this is like

[05:47:29] raid phase or like a bit. Yo bro, I'm capping the guy and clicking R. What

[05:47:35] more do you want me to do you tap on top of one guy you could have landed it on

[05:47:40] both

[05:47:43] is this my com is my mic working dude is mine

[05:47:50] so sometimes how does the old the old works or if you run it and they're in

[05:47:57] the circle they fucking evaporate but if you miss it then obviously does no

[05:48:02] damage but I put them in the circle every time okay well okay Jynxie Jynxie

[05:48:12] imagine you're playing Rainbow Six right are you gonna shoot a shot if

[05:48:17] they're far away from where they are or where you think they're going where

[05:48:23] they're gonna be exactly your problem is right now that you're shooting your

[05:48:28] alt where they are but you need to shoot it where you think they're gonna be do

[05:48:33] you understand you know Master Yi I literally I'm not even getting broke

[05:48:42] do you want me to say it for you yeah Master Yi I hope you know that right now

[05:48:52] your mom is sitting there under Jinx's desk pleasuring him and after he

[05:48:57] finishes in her mouth, she's gonna go home and kiss your dad and transfer all of his fucking fat load

[05:49:04] into your dad's mouth. Your dad's gonna swallow it, shit it out, put it on a plate, and feed it to you for dinner!

[05:49:14] Well what do I do about getting ghosted by a fat master here? Who's in my screen and fault of me around the moment?

[05:49:20] Well that's the reason why as a jungler normally you want to play with the light. Like even today I'm

[05:49:25] try harding so what I do is I play with 30 second away because if you got

[05:49:29] chainsight it's miserable

[05:49:38] yep that's enough to me for the day I'm good so I pick a character it gets banned

[05:49:45] in the game so okay I know two junglers I know

[05:49:48] Hecarim and I know Master Yi they ban Hecarim and then he takes Master Yi

[05:49:54] And then he's in my stream with a one second delay ghosting me around the map while he's fat.

[05:50:00] I'm out. Yep.

[05:50:03] Yo, John, that's appreciate you bro. GG's man.

[05:50:05] All right, I'll see you all later.

[05:50:15] What the f*** is that?

[05:50:20] All right, chat. I'm gonna catch y'all.