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[486/730] 🔴 VARIETY -> YOU vs RANK You Deserve -> LEAGUE OF LEGENDS DAY 5 🔴
04-30-2026 · 6h 54m
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I'd rather lie than lose you.
I'd rather lie.
I'd rather, I'd rather, I'd rather lie than lose you.
She want to fly like she makeup.
Ask her plon, tell her she's shum.
Passin' her hoods with her layoffs.
Bet you can stay with her, play fun.
She wanna do what my shit's like.
Ain't that what I can get done?
Her dollar ration bando.
Her dollar ration bando.
She wanna beg and I get that.
She try to leave, tell me she.
Say that she leave.
She wanna arm her beans.
She be right back to me boo
At the top he goes home and I'm cool
In that house I'm like I'm a man
Cause she fuckin' she fuckin' with me
And I'm all in all I like you
Them rules and break your heart
I gotta tell you a lie and tell you the truth
In this town, how you gon' take it this far
Shut up, fuck these girls, y'all
Fuck these guys
I'd rather lie than to lose you girl
I'd rather lie than to confuse you girl
Truth is they can't handle me at the top I'd rather spare you the details of my love
Oh I'd rather I'd rather die than lose you I'd rather lie
I'm back on that jacket and half like this I'm back on that lean on my tongue like this
I'm back on that shit on my walk like this I've got a view of the floor like this
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Oh, I got it a banger
Chatter my eyebrows.
Chatter my eyebrows.
Chatter my eyebrows.
Would you rather...
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Chat what is good y'all what is good? What is that sound what sound?
What's up
Who was moaning?
Someone was moaning?
Who the fuck was moaning?
What do you mean somebody was moaning?
Yeah, someone was moaning?
A woman was moaning.
In the song?
They moan in the beat of that song.
CAP!
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There's no moaning in the song let's go back a minute
Guys there's no moaning what are you saying?
Chatter there's no moaning. What are you guys saying? You guys hallucinate again
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He wanted to train Queen so he could get his night to develop, but I'm too fucking smart for that shit!
Two wins is all we need for four little boys. Two wins is all we need for four little boys. First time in my career!
Whoa, whoa, what does that mean? The numbers, Mason. What do they mean?
let's say restraining or can see my door okay what should I do if I take now my
king has this vision or my queen chat lock the fucking please okay what he's
going to do right now is he's going to try to castle. I can't castle because of this fucking queen.
I know there's a play on the board. I just have to find it.
If I move this pawn up one, we now have all this bishop vision.
guys guys today's the fucking day I'm telling you today okay we just probably the entire
game because yep I can't castle so let's think here if I put my bishop here the queen
protects the bishop and the bishop protects the rook yes that's a good
play wait did he just trap his fucking queen did he just trap his queen did he
just trap his queen his next place here guys there's a way we could do this cat
I'm nervy wait I forgot to go live on YouTube there is a way we could do
Okay, now we still can't castle because the Queen's vision
We could offer a trade
But what's the fucking point is the question what's the point
Let's just trade because I like to keep it simple
He could take with his queen to not mess up his pawn structure.
That's what he would do if he was a Chad.
If this guy was an absolute Chad, he would take with his queen to not.
This guy's not a Chad. Okay.
Now chat.
Call me crazy.
I just won the game.
If my bishop moves here.
The queen's protecting the bishop.
The rook's protecting the pawn, the pawn's protecting the pawn.
All of my pieces are protected. I'm the greatest player of all time!
And his queen has to move. His queen has to move.
Which means we can fire up a castle, hold its development, let me get the rook firing in the empty files!
I'm gonna hit Boreal today if I don't, I suck!
Today is gonna be the day that I'm a bit of a bit of a boo.
I don't believe that anybody.
Same plan?
Oh, yeah, same plan.
Because Bishop protects rook.
Queen protects bishop.
Nice, guys!
Okay.
Now, what's our next play?
Chat, let's think, let's think, let's think.
I should probably move the queen out.
Here, now I can castle this way.
No, guys!
We found the safest play.
Keep it simple, stupid.
Remember, chat.
Remember what Levi said.
Remember your training.
We move our queen here because now we can castle long side.
I'm gonna be honest, this play produces a whole lot of nothing.
We're gonna castle, because look at the Rook vision now, brother.
I could set up this.
You know what?
Let's not jump the gun here.
The only way I could lose this game is by jumping the gun.
So my next play is gonna be this.
My next play is gonna be this.
Why is that my next play?
I don't know, I'm still figuring it out myself.
My next play is gonna be this.
His queen finally fell back.
And now ladies and gentlemen,
what we call that is a brutal fucking mug.
Wait, his queen can't go anywhere.
We're just gonna keep pressuring this guy
with his bishop because chat, look,
his queen can't, where's his queen gonna go?
If his queen takes it's dead,
if it goes here it's dead, here it's dead,
Here it's alive, but because we keep sending his queen on this wild goose chase,
something good's coming. I just don't know where to, how to do it.
Today is gonna be the day that I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad to you.
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.
Okay, if all of my pieces are protected, do me a favor, try to name one piece on my board
that isn't protected, perhaps I'll start getting my queen activated, maybe I'll move my queen
here. This seems like a crushing move because then his bishop is just pinned.
Okay, he offered me a gambit. So...
I'm just going to take his bishop and simplify because guys, if I take his pawn, look what
happens to my queen.
His next play is this.
That's his only play.
He can't do anything else.
Okay.
Now, is there a way we could tempo this?
That's a threatening play, boys.
The Queen is now threatening the Rook.
He has to move his Rook again.
Which means what?
His development is shit.
Okay?
Wait, hold up.
I think I just found the most disgusting play of my entire career.
This is check, boys.
He now has to run his king like this.
I'm literally out playing the FUCK OUT OF YOU!
And then, my next play is Rook Takes Threatens Bishop Protected by Pawn.
All I need to do is make sure we don't fall back on time, guys.
Yeah, so that play right there literally produces nothing.
I want to make sure I'm correct.
Yo, I just crushed him.
Because look at this.
Chat.
His queen is under threat, but if he takes the knife, he loses a rook.
I'm actually like so good at chess.
Wait, but he can't because the rook is pinned.
he can't take the knight because the king would be pinned by the queen.
So wait, does he have to? Okay.
He has to move his queen, bro.
We can find a checkmate. He didn't move his queen. He didn't move his queen.
I think that's a blunder, but let me make sure.
Let's go guys. Oh my God. I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it. Now my next play is this. This is checkmate.
I'm so good at chess. Okay, maybe this isn't checkmate, but it's damn sure close
That's protected by the rook
What's his next plan, okay now this is checkmate one of his pins is broken many lose this book yep, well
Let's think
Taking his rook would actually be stupid here. There's no point of doing that
So let's keep the queen in the second rank here. That's totally fine. I don't give a
flying Pledudal cake. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now.
Okay. Interesting. That seems like a dog shit play. Because now the Rook's on the open file,
but his Bishop has to move. Guys, we're going to have 400 leo today. This is actually cray
cray. As long as we don't blunder, even if we blunder our Queen, knock on wood. Even
Even if we blunder our queen chat, nobody was knocking your door, that was me knocking
my desk.
Even if we blunder our queen, guess what, this guy's still fucked.
Rook's now firing in the second rank and it's protected.
We should get this Rook firing in this file too.
Yeah man, I would legitimately say this guy has a 2% chance of winning.
The only chance this guy has of winning this game is if a drunk semi-truck driver off-roads
directly into my house and murders me.
That is the only chance this guy has of winning.
Now we move our rook here and we just have an absolute like beam of death in the center
of the board.
That plays meaningless.
Oh no, that plays actually quite nice.
like, can't we just do this?
Because then it's like, if he takes my Rook, I take his Rook.
Also, he loses his Bishop, too.
And if we trade Rooks at this stage of the game, he's just
cooked. My next player is a crushing blow here. Look at
this chat. See that? That's crushing.
Oh my god, I think I just found the money move.
If I take, he's in check so he can't kill my queen.
Or I've gotten so much better at chess chat, I'm not even kidding.
Because if I take, he's in check so he can't kill my queen.
He can't even kill my rook, so his next play is going to be this.
Is there a way we can find Laddersmate?
He's in check again.
next play is what is his next play this wait and now it slatters me no I
actually just sold the entire game because of that motherfucking bishop all
right well is there a universe where I could keep checking him he's in check
What's his next play like this?
Or I might have just sold the game guys.
I think I'm stupid, but is this not checkmate?
Well, let's think.
The queen's protected by the...
Yes.
guys all we need is six wins chat all we need is sick or no no one win sorry we
need one win guys then I can text Levy and say I had 400 elo all right chat we
need one win that's all we need okay this guy's 408 elo
Lock and chat. This is our 400 elo progression game.
This is our 400 elo progression game. Lock the FUCKING!
Karukan, baby.
Oh my god, this is the most important chess game of my entire life.
This is more important than Chessmate's, uh, our PogChamp's finals against Onae.
This is my 400-year-old rank-up game, guys. Bro, if I can get this out,
threatens the queen, and he's gonna push with a pawn.
So maybe something like this is a fine play as well.
Yeah.
What the fuck is he going to do now?
Well, this guy's already fumbling.
This is huge.
Because that is this blocking pawn.
He can't block anymore.
So does he just run his queen over here or something?
That's fine, bro.
The um, my knight's in danger, but it really isn't because my knight's protected.
The knight's protecting the bishop, the queen's protecting the other knight, that's a problem.
Bulk.
I wasn't thinking about him just pushing his pawn.
Is there a universe?
Oh my god, I found it.
I found the best play.
If he takes my knight, he loses his queen.
was actually such a smart play and I could do something like that I get a
little trade going yeah he can't take my night anymore chat pretty good play
right and then maybe we can move our night here but then I'm gonna lose my
bishop I need to keep my night there to protect my bishop all right so now
we're just gonna do this it's the same thing this night's protecting this
If he takes my 90 loses my queen. Now that's problematic.
So I actually don't know who's winning right now I'm assuming it's him.
Yeah, I'm assuming he's winning.
All right, this guy keeps on storming.
All right, let's actually map out in my head how this is going to work.
So we move our knight here. He takes with the queen, he loses his queen. He takes with the knight,
he loses his knight, and we get a trade. But then with this trade, we have a central pawn
with a bishop overseeing it.
Um,
I don't know. I feel like I played like a pretty good cringe war here. I'm not gonna lie. I feel like I played pretty cringe
All right, if I take his night he takes my bishop, but then I just take his bishop I
Know there's a better play here, but I'm not good enough to see it. So let's just take a guaranteed trade
If he takes my bishop
He can actually get my pawn later, but what if I were to like re-bring my knife back into the file?
Okay, he actually makes it easy.
Now, why don't I just do this and then he does that?
Okay, a lot of trades are happening.
Trades are never bad, I don't think.
We should probably do this. This way we get this really good pawn chain here.
Bro like Levy taught me chat my pawns aren't aligned like his pawns are stacked so these can't
So I think I made the first actual mistake of the game wait no I didn't
Same old shit because if he takes here look what happens to his fucking queen. Oh
He took like that. That's actually incredibly smart by him
So, his next play is probably to take my rook. So, why don't I just do this?
Bro, is a queen trade even good for me, though?
We're just gonna do a queen trade chat, even though it's, I think it's my best option in
in that scenario, because other than that,
I'm just losing material.
Wait, his next place is this.
And then I just do this,
and then we make it out with our,
make it out with our life,
because that's protecting that.
There's no vision there.
The queen can see all of this.
Bro, when you actually look at how many squares
Queen can move it's insane.
Okay, can't move here.
Can't lock the fucking guy seriously.
Okay, so he is going.
This is a pretty naughty play.
If I do this, I'm forking his knight in his rook.
But then it exposes us. No, we're good. We're not exposed to anything.
He can't move to this file because the bishops sees that.
This is actually a clutch fucking bishop. Oh my god. This is like a god bishop.
His rook is fourth and his knight's fourth. We're up 46 seconds, so let's actually take
our time thinking here. We're up 46 seconds, so we should just calm the fuck down.
Oh my god, this is our 400 elo promotion game chat.
This is huge.
This is actually gigantic for the boys.
I don't believe that at anybody.
So I think this guy has a rock in his head.
So now he's just in check.
Yeah, that game's over.
We just won.
But he's took both of his rooks. Unless he can check mate me from this position.
Maybe he can? Why else would he sack two rooks? But I'm just gonna try to keep
checking him so he can't get any momentum going. Oh he just plundered his queen.
Yo, unless this guy's Magnus Carlson, I think this guy's the worst 4-0-0 player I've ever played.
His next thing he's gonna lose is either his pawn or his bishop. Guys, we did it!
400ilo. Jeff, he did it. His head just exploded there. I don't, he's, yeah, you know, in the
middle of a chess game when somebody's brain explodes, his brain just exploded legitimately.
Don't stalemate this. Levy is watching. No way. Levy, this is my 400ilo game, baby.
Oh my god, Levy, I was 200 yellow in five minutes and I just thought the games were brain rot so I stopped playing five minute and I just been playing ten minute.
I've been winning because I've had more time to think.
So I guess I'm just going to stay hard stuck 200 yellow in five minutes because I actually hate five minutes.
Bro, I don't really know what this guy just did. He played fine.
He was actually beating me and then he just gave me his rooks.
Well, guys, we have four to go.
We may as well keep playing.
I should have asked to rematch him.
That guy's tilted.
Bro, is he doing the hail belly shit?
I don't remember how this works.
I don't think I should take.
I don't remember how this works, bro.
I don't remember how this works.
Oh God, I don't remember how this works.
I think I'm gonna lose.
Okay, am I doing fine?
Ooh, that's paying.
We can get a little night trade with the car.
Your voice apparently when my cousin told me it's just supposed to throw this bishop away and just trade it every time.
Because that's not like the good Bishop in the car.
Okay.
Now do I want to do this.
My queen won't be activated though.
We have a million questions here.
I should just castle, but now my queen is nerfed.
Let's get, dude, if I can get the knight to this file,
he's just gonna lose.
Okay, this guy's trash because
who the fuck would put their knight here?
This guy's shit.
So my next play is this.
And then he takes.
Wait, no, there's actually a better play.
Why don't I just check him?
Okay, the thing is, if he does this, he loses his bishop.
Oh, no, he doesn't, because he has the knife.
I don't want to get rid of this Bishop position. This is such a good Bishop position. I just fucking soul chat
I made a severe lapse in judgment
All right, well, it's fine. I'd rather him just take because I want to keep this night here because I want to do this
It seems like a disgusting play, but I need to support it
If I trade I'm just a toddler I need to go like this
He's in check and then we just start developing like a psycho like this bro. This play looks crushing
How the fuck did I not see that?
It's fine never back down never what
All right, well trading is officially off the board we're down for material
this is good because then we have this yep oh I can't do that because I'm pinned by this
fucking piss app!
I just got 4 in reload I could have just enjoyed my day and now it's all done well I'm actually
sack of shit. Alright, this is the most annoying bishop of all time. I need to get this bishop
out of here. I already know that's a blunder, but I don't know. My head's not big enough for this
fucking game. He's still pinning it with a bishop. This guy's actually cringe. I might be kidding.
I hate this guy!
You know what, chat? One thing I learned about Mightly Low in chess is it ain't over until the fat lady fucking sings.
And I have not heard a single fat lady singing.
Chat, in 480 you could think, oh you're down five material you lost. Brother, we got 15 minutes of blunders coming up.
He's going to take this, I'm going to castle. Oh, I'm dead. He's going to do this and then. Wow. Why did I castle so fast?
Yo, I actually think I'm like an infant. Yep.
I think we just lost boys. How do we defend this?
If he takes the pond takes.
I think I'm playing against Bobby's Fisher. I don't know.
That's not hanging because look.
I have to do that and then that.
Wait, but that's check. No.
That's check, but it forces a queen trade. Maybe if he moves his queen this play he loses.
He probably won't, but if he does he loses.
course. All right, there's so many good plays on the board. All right, if I take like this,
he loses his queen if he takes back. So then we can jump it here. This is the final we need to get
get onto it. I think we just ignore all of this. Wait guys, this is a double, this is
a revealed check, I think. Wait, is there something more crushing? There is. Instead of doing this
and checking him, we can do this and check him because our queen's gonna check him no
matter what and then he loses his rook. Bro, that's a disgusting play. I can't believe
I just found that because his only play is this, I think, and then he loses his rook,
but I would lose my queen.
No, I don't need to take his rook.
I can checkmate him in this position.
You know what?
We should probably just take the fucking rook.
I'm not going to lie.
Is there a checkmate on the board?
No.
Now, what's safer?
Let's take the rook.
He takes back with the queen and we.
Yeah.
All right.
You know, all I had to do guys.
Yep.
Idiot.
Idiot.
was literally just enjoy my illa.
I don't know what's wrong with my brain cells.
I just got four illa.
All I had to do was enjoy my illa.
Now, this position, I don't really think it's winnable
for like, if both of the players are intelligent,
but we're both stupid.
So yet again, this is still winnable.
Today. Uh, his bishop is still...
Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, uh, I don't know what else to say, guys. I'm a sack of shit, y'all.
He has to be a way we can win.
That's fine.
He's going to move his, what's he realistically going to do?
He's going to do, he's going to move his bishop here.
This is his only square where the bit, oh my god this fucker tried to checkmate me.
Oh my god he's going to do it.
He's going to take like, he's going to check like that, I think?
No, wait, he might blunder checkmate.
Yeah, because look, if he takes, he just sold.
He just sold.
Here we go.
We got a chance.
Oh, no, I'm just going to take my rope.
All right.
Fuck!
Trash vs. garbage.
You know what, chat? His other rooks not even activated.
I was literally just about to say how his other rooks not activated, and now it's as activated as it can possibly be.
Guys, we lost, bro.
We lost. There's literally, I can't analyze any of this. It's over.
He could just technically trade out these rooks. It wouldn't hurt him.
If he keeps trading, I'm eventually just going to have no material. Oh no,
that's not even a trade because it's protected. Hey, we got a pawn. That's good.
You know what, guys?
Oh, I had three misses that game.
I've never even seen that before.
So I'm a sack of garbage.
Let me talk to me, baby.
You found some gems in there.
Let's dig into that tactical find.
Oh, chat.
Look at my game rating.
Look at my game rating, guys.
100.
I didn't even know that was possible.
So as soon as I reached 400 elo, I played my worst game of chess ever.
Guys, as soon as I reached 400 elo, I played my worst game of chess ever.
I don't even want to watch it.
Alright, you know life's all about second chances.
Right here, Romania player, right here if we win, we get our 400 elo back and everything's
okay.
As long as we win this game, we get our forwarder to go back and everything's okay.
Joe Boba-Bundon.
Whoa.
Never mind.
What are you doing in this situation?
That pond's protected now.
Yo, this guy's going for one of those weird, like, fried liver things.
I hate when people play like this.
Getting the knight this vision could never be a bad thing.
He just lost the game.
Look at this.
Never mind.
He's doing just dapper.
Central knight, pawn trade.
Oh, no, it's not a pawn.
No, it is.
My queen gets the last laugh.
Just take, take, take, yeah.
Check, how does he block this?
He blocks it like that or that?
Either way we get a trade.
Oh, he just runs, he runs it, interesting.
Castle, win and doubt, castle it out.
Kathleen's never going to be a bad thing ever.
All right, let's see what you got.
Um, I'm going to take, you're going to take with the night, get your night out.
Is there a universe?
I'm trying to think like a car right now.
So chat, hear me out.
You know what?
I'm just, I'm just going to offer a trade.
I'm not gonna play like that wait but this trade hurts me because then it just opens up my king's bomb
Yeah, I'm a sack of garbage guys that trade is not good for me because it just opens up my king's bomb
This is a pretty disgusting play though
Holy Queen vision that's the most threatening Queen ever it looks like a penis to any blocks at all
Wait, look, if we take this pawn and he takes our knight, he loses his queen.
That's such a good find, Jinx.
Such a good play.
That's such a good play, guys.
moves his queen. Now I believe our best course of action. I think let's thank
us. Let's actually put on our thinking caps here. If I was to hypothetically move
this night what would happen? I would lose it. There's not a singular spot I can move this night
where he gets out alive right here. Yeah this is fine this is a super passive line. He can't take
the night because that night's protected. Let's start highlighting the night's vision. Oh he
He just funded his queen.
No, he didn't.
So let's think.
Oh, I just lost the game.
Yep.
All right, there it is.
It was only a matter of time.
Yeah, because he's screen protected by the bishop.
If I take his pawn, I lose my queen.
I can't queen trade right now.
It'll just end the game immediately.
It would be the most abrupt ending
to a game of all time if I trade.
God, I wish there was a way I could get this in protected.
This looks like a solid play.
It forks the queen, it forces the queen to trade, but then we still have a central knight.
Look bra being down to material is nothing at 394
All right, so here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna take your night or no, I'm gonna take your bishop
And then he's overthinking it
If he takes my clean he's down a material if he takes my night. He's down to clean
This guy just chat. Uh, am I tweaking or did he just give me three material?
So he just gave me three material.
Yeah, wait, we're tied now.
Wait, this is on Poisson.
Hold up, this is on Poisson.
This is on Poisson, guys.
Or no, it's not, no, it's not.
I'm stupid.
This puts his queen under duress.
His queen takes the pawn,
but then our next play is this.
Bro we just forked- look at the fork!
We forked the- I blinded my brook.
FU-A-K!
He didn't see it!
He didn't see it!
He didn't see it!
OK.
If I take his queen, I'd lose my queen.
And his night gets developed.
Chat lock-in, just show.
If I take like this, OK, chat.
Let me explain my thought process.
Wait.
OK, if I take like this, we're up one material.
What happens if I block?
You know what?
Let's stop thinking.
This is such a disgusting play,
because we're automatically up one material.
Yup, we trade queens.
What's the safest side to take?
Probably,
this way, because then our king can run up and down like that.
So now all our responsibilities are chat
is just to get our rook activated
and kick the shit out of this guy.
Now, we have to do this great because now this is protected.
If we can get this rope, OK, he's trying to threaten.
He's trying to threaten.
That's fine.
We're just going to keep it calm and take that pond, baby.
Keep it calm.
Take the pond.
I think we're going to get 400, you little guys.
I have a material sleeve.
I'm down three minutes though.
We have to play fast.
Is this guy like under the influence of something?
He keeps moving his rook like that?
I don't know what the point is, though.
Bro, it doesn't attack diagonal.
All right, let's think of an absolutely disgusting play
we can make.
This is a good play.
You know, we're just gonna keep it simple, take the pawn.
We have.
And that's weird.
Should I start?
Wait, no, that's, guys, I'm not even kidding, he just sold.
He needed that rook back there.
His only play now, oh my god, he should have, he should have blocked with the knight.
He loses his rook.
Wait, I have another play.
look at this play. This play right here pins the king to the night and then we do that and that's me.
Okay it's not me but we trade. Should we trade?
Is there something? No there's nothing better than trading here. Trading is so important in the end
game. All right the only way we lose is his rook that's it it's the only way.
Okay. So now all we do is we just run our ponds and convert one of them to a queen. That's it.
Yep, there's the good old panic check. Literally does nothing for him.
This pond's going to the promised land.
All right, he's now going to try to take the pawn with the rope.
How do I convert? I don't know how to convert this.
I have to move it here, but there's going to be a one move gap where he takes.
This is getting really bloody chat. I don't really know what to say.
guys to be honest this is getting very bloody I don't really know what to do in
these scenarios wait he just
we can start checking his king with pawns maybe or is that just mania if we
could start wait I don't know what to do
No, I can't, I can't take, I can't take.
I have to have him take because then my pawns aren't stacked.
I can't stack my pawns, I'm going to lose.
I need, the only way we can convert this is by getting another pawn going.
I would rather die than tie this guy.
There it is!
Okay, now we do this.
We have to figure out a way to check him.
King's protecting the pawns, that's good.
We have to figure out a way to check him.
Wait, hold on.
Why did I move my king here?
Holy shit, that's game-winning.
Let's do that.
God, it's a place!
I could have moved my rook.
It's okay, it's okay, it doesn't matter.
because dude look my next place this take check the king's rook comes to help
convert pawn into queen game over we have two minutes this for four hundred
little y'all
this is beautiful because that pawns on the threat now the king will be checked
momentarily I need to take the pawn and then check the king this pawn is the
MVP is protecting this pawn of the king. Okay, okay.
We can convert. Why don't we just convert? It's screaming at us to convert.
Get the rook in the empty file and then we convert.
It's over. He lost. He lost. Yes. Bank. Bank. Take, take. Yes. Yes.
Now we just made him. We made the fuck out of his ass.
Okay. How would a pro do this? Get the rook firing here, check the pawns, moves king back, takes pawn, convert again.
We have so much, um, we can't lose. It's not even possible to lose this.
This is good.
It moves this king here.
We do this.
Wait, actually I'm selling.
I need to stop wasting time.
I need to find a way to split up his pawns,
but I don't really know how to do that.
Why don't we just take the slow route
and just wrap our king all the way around
and then take the pawn?
I'm not trying to fuck this up, guys.
Wait, okay, here we go.
Take, take.
I'm running out of time.
This is getting terrifying.
This pawn needs to turn into a queen.
I don't think I'm good enough to checkmate with a rook.
This pawn is gonna be a cinema ending.
This, okay.
We need to spread out his king from his pawn.
There it is.
And that's the end of the game.
That right there is the end of the game.
Because now we do this,
You're in check, the pawn's protecting the rook,
and then we just convert.
Doesn't matter.
Why is this guy just walking at me?
This guy have aura?
We just slowly move a like,
brigade of troops at him.
He can't take, cause then the cage.
I just gotta play fast, remember chat.
Time is everything.
So, I'm pretty sure in these scenarios, what Levi taught me is you're supposed to always
move your king first, because now, look, see how crushing this is.
We're just slowly, once we convert this pawn to a queen, I'm going to fuck him.
Chad, we did it, guys.
We actually did it.
We did it.
Now, this is not stalemate.
Chad, I'm not going to stalemate.
I see you guys have a stalemate, because, look, the pawn's protected.
Whoa, that might have been stalemate.
Oh God, oh God, I'm gonna stalemate.
I'm gonna stalemate, I'm gonna stalemate.
Nope, he can move here, here.
It's not stalemate.
He can move here, here.
Stop getting my fucking hands hacked!
And then all we're gonna do, convert to a queen.
If he takes the queen, he can't take the queen,
can't take the rope, he has to go here.
And then we have ladder mate.
Take, he can only move here,
And then that's checkmate, guys.
Well, no, not checkmate yet.
Now it's checkmate.
Shadow, I'm having a panic attack.
Shadow, I'm having a panic attack.
We're gonna stalemate.
Why did I forget how ladder mate works?
Why did I forget how ladder mate works?
He's back into a corner.
Okay, this is checkmate.
Yes!
Oh my god, chat 400 elo.
We got 400 elo, lost 400 elo, and then got it back!
Chama de gochenko, should we play one more?
I'm playing so good today.
400 elo, ladies and gentlemen.
You turned the tables with some slick end game moves.
Well done.
Alright, you're grabbing space in the center.
Can't go wrong with that.
Whoa, your opponent- developing the queen too early?
Uh-oh, your opponent needs to be careful.
Their better move was to prepare a bishop for development.
You got a better way to prepare a bishop for development.
Yikes, your opponent- your unleashed- their best option was to pin a knight-
They're good.
They still- a simple recon- yikes, you got a free pawn, nice steel, smooth like butter.
Your opponent- your knight is vulnerable.
Watch out.
defended meaning it's free for the taking your opponent scooted there your night is vulnerable watch out. It's undefended meaning it's free for the taking
Well, that's gone your opponent grabbed your vulnerable now you're about to drop upon your best move with
You allowed the opponent to deliver a backrank mate
Jack, you're allowed the opponent to deliver a backrank checkmate.
What do you mean?
I allowed the opponent to deliver a backrank?
How's that checkmate?
Oh, oh my God.
Because the Bishop is blocking the book's vision.
Jesus Christ.
Guys Jesus Christ
Okay, so I do one more game chat. I'm feeling Chessie one more game
We prove we can get 480 low now
Let's prove that we can hold our own in 480 low and then dare I say maybe even push to 500 a low
Like in a couple days
This guy's doing some cringy shit
Why do people play like this?
If I move the pawn here, I lose my knight, but then he loses his bishop, but then my
rook alignments all weird.
Let's just do that, bro.
All right, this guy's genuinely pissing me off with how he plays.
I'm going to lose this game, chat, because I don't play good at when people do weird
stuff.
Let's get the central night going and then we have a Bishop trade, but I don't think
we should trade if I have a central night, man.
I think we should just keep it here.
This is where we hold them.
Pawn here to protect night.
This is the most protected night in North America.
That was the fastest castle I've ever seen.
Now we have to trade because then we can develop and then get this Bishop firing.
Yeah, we have to trade. That was stumbed in our trade earlier.
Let's take and then he takes the pre move that this guy's feeling like.
But when your opponent pre moves, it's very disrespectful guys.
I'm going to move.
I guess like here, we'll just get the double double lane Bishop firing castle here.
That's a blunder.
Ooh, this is fun.
We get an auto trade.
I don't like this bishop, so.
The problem is though, I'm in a headlock
because this knight can't move
and this bishop can't move.
This bishop here.
All right, that seems like the beginning of his downfall.
Cause then if he does that, the knight's dead,
that the knight's dead, that the knight's dead.
Wait, so, knight's dead here, knight's dead here,
Night's dead here.
Night's dead here.
Those are same.
He can't move the knight anywhere
without it dying on my half.
We need to push this pawn here.
Why can't I push it?
All right.
Oh, because of the cringy bishop.
Wait, but look what opened up.
We're gonna do that.
I wanna force a train.
His next place that.
His next play is definitely that one million percent not a million percent but 87% and then that and then that no, that's dead
Bro the problem is I have to get this pawn here
This pawn needs to get here or be loose he ends up deciding to buy when we force his hand with his next movie takes like that
Now what the hell
This looks like a crushing queen position.
God, my development is so scuffed right now.
I like this queen a lot because take or here,
but that doesn't do anything.
He ends up deciding to move his rook, so in the process of doing that, he hangs upon,
but now his next move is this.
Oh, he didn't hang anything.
Wait, no, no, he did, he did, he did.
If he moves his queen, he loses his knight if he had to be exchanged.
If he takes like that, he loses his, no he doesn't,
because he has,
all right, what is the best thing we can do?
Would it be probably moving the king?
We're good.
All right, so I have multiple tabs open.
Okay.
In this exact scenario, chat lock-in, we can force this.
He now has to move his queen, and the end goal of him moving his queen is to take his knight.
It's enough chess for the day.
We got a long road ahead of us, y'all.
I don't, I don't know, oh my God.
It's gonna be probably a year before we get a thousand elo.
I play every day though.
That was probably the worst, most embarrassing thing I've ever done actually.
Yeah, that was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done.
Wow.
Okay.
Chat, um, should we try For Honor?
Guys, should we try For Honor?
I have not played this game since fucking Beta.
Since literal Beta.
What can I say, except you're welcome.
Chat, should we try For Honor?
What do we think?
Oh, why don't we have it on Steam?
OK.
Chat, should we try For Honor?
I have not played For Honor since beta.
Yes.
Let me call Link Chat.
I'm not on the, I'm getting off, Chat, but I'll be back
chat soon, probably tomorrow. But I don't know how long it'll be on. I don't have time for
like a whole like coaching thing though. But soon though. Soon I will. Soon I will, soon
I will. What can I say except chat, we're gonna do Ubers to make you deserve today soon.
The stream is gonna lag while your game boots up? Now chat, if I'm not mistaken, I should
definitely be able to play For Honor on controller, right? Wait, but have eyes, isn't playing For
Honor on Steam chopped? Wouldn't it be better to play it on Xbox? Because, Chet, does Steam
any players bro what I can find a match
Bro, there's only 5k people on 4 Honor right now chat.
Guys, I don't even know if I'd find a match, would I?
Crossplay?
Crossplay?
Wait, really?
Wait, really?
Oh my god.
This game has the best music ever.
Hi by Skullscreen this year.
Oh my god, bro, I have a feeling I'm going to rage on this
Our resolve yet even flames fade if the living forget
So keep the fire
Roll the music in this game. Oh my god
Dude I have not played this since beta
You're 10 season one for honor is almost as old as siege.
That's actually insane.
That is actually fucking insane guys.
Okay, now what what fighters should I choose?
Bro, isn't there factions?
Cross-progression.
We're happy to not see a progression.
I was good at this game in the beta chat so my FOV just be 90 surely
Surely. God of this game was so big.
Oh, this is a big question.
Knights, Vikings, or Samurai? My God, this is a big question.
Wait, I need to pull up chat on my other monitor.
This is a big question.
This is a huge question.
Knights, samurai, or Vikings?
Low-key chat?
I'm not going to lie.
I think Samurai's are the coolest.
I can't touch anything.
Create your emblem.
But this looks like the peak logo for the game.
Wait, can you just randomize?
I'm just going to keep randomizing until I like it.
Oh, chessboard!
No, it's lost forever now.
This one. This one. This one. This one right here. No, this one. No, that, that, that,
back back back back back back back back back now how do I do it transform call
that be guys I just got it off chest guys what are you guys what are you
guys doing right now like what's happening bro what guys I just got off
I just got it off chest what do you guys always do this it's so annoying
Guys, I mean, Levy, we're not even going to be coaching today. What are you guys saying?
How about just ban all of them, please? It's actually unbearable. Stop forcing, kid.
Is this the Samurai intro? I don't even remember. I don't remember.
Guys, I-I love Levy, guys. I'm just-I-I just-I literally just got it off the hat.
Wait, that's Kentay! That's my goat! That's Kentay! Literally.
Bro, that's Kensei.
Oh my god.
This is actually so OG.
LT to lock on the enemy and enter the guard mode, whole day to continue.
Was it RB my attack?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I missed I used my chance.
It's coming back to me, bro.
Bro, there has to be some fucking try-hards in this game.
Oh, that's how you block.
Easy boys, easy!
No but it's not like those try-hards, no no I know those try-hards in every game.
The try-hards in For Honor are unbearable.
They do the fake Perry shit into the into the tempo shit like I don't know I
Don't know bro
Bro all I want for for honor is to be in the lowest rank in the game, and I'll actually have fun
Bro, they do the fake attack Perry whatever shit
Yeah, the lightspanning that's what it is
Attackers will attack the lonely land where the enemy is unguarded.
Move your stance with right stick in a direction where your opponent is vulnerable then light
attack but this guy doesn't defend his hands this guy a fucking idiot bro this
This is the kills of this game are so satisfying.
Q1s, I'm on a smurf and have 5,000 hours.
Yo bro, go for a walk.
Go for a walk, dude.
Go bird watching yourself.
What the fuck is wrong with your fucking brain?
No, dude, I'm not.
Use heavy's, I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
Or I'm not gonna lie though, lights are better, he's heavy-staked too long to develop.
Open the gate.
Now, doesn't tapping A make you run faster?
Or am I tweaking?
Maybe it's X?
Bro, Chad, I remember the modes, like, I think it was like Dominion or something?
Bro, but in-game, does it show you the arrow or no?
Fuck! This guy keeps faking me out!
Yeah! That was my favorite thing with Kente!
The quick little double attack.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Do three heavies? What does three heavies do?
Chad, play this game so you swear to God!
I'll kill you!
Execution, execute!
No, I wanted to execute! I wanted to execute him! What the fuck?!
I wanted to execute him!
Are we done?
Roachat I wanted to execute him guys
Oh my god, oh my god
Here's all the heroes chat. Oh Roachy this guy used to be so broken
Shunobi don't really remember, Hitokiri don't remember, Kyoshin not really.
Some of these guys is new.
Where is the one that I fucking hated?
I think it was the preser- this one.
Oh my god!
If you made the berserker in this game, you're a loser!
I hated this- I hated this so much.
Gordon, just an absolute Chad. Literally an absolute Chad.
Peacekeeper was really good. Bro, where's the conqueror?
I remember the conqueror as well.
Okay. Now, Chad, this is going to be mythical ball knowledge.
Guys, the conqueror in beta was broken.
The conqueror in beta was broken.
You're literally going to quit after your first game? What if I win it, buddy?
The Conqueror, cause, dude, what the Conqueror would do?
You could shield bash somebody and throw them off cliffs.
Bro, I want to do a 2v2 with the cliffs.
Yeah, these were peak. Because chat, I'm going to be so bad.
Okay, we're queuing, we're queuing.
We're gonna get sniped.
We're gonna get sniped.
Guys, we're gonna get sniped.
We're gonna get sniped, so...
Wait, this map...
Does this map have a cliff?
Oh my god, I'm literally level zero.
We got a game quit!
Okay, chat.
Kense is the only guy I know,
so should I just play Kense?
The furry discord awaits your return!
Bro, it's the same guy every day!
Get out of my chat!
oh my god here we go here we go okay it's can say berserker versus can say
called the round one chat actually locked up him monster predictions oh my
My god, my first fight back is berserker.
If you use berserker!
I'm cooking.
I'm cooking.
I'm cooking.
I got parry.
It's got trash.
Is this a noob?
Is this a noob?
Whoa, whoa, why is he?
Yes.
Yeah.
No, no, no, stop!
No!
Fuck!
That's that cringy ass move I'm talking about.
He was one she made you have to clutch she made I'm not good
He did not clutch the teammate did not clutch. Oh my god
round two
That teammate did not clutch. I mean fight can't say let's be honorable. All right
Whoa, I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to do that. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why am I locked out of the bunker? What the fuck?
How do you roll? I just got out of barrel roll. What the fuck? Yeah, I'm so, I'm so new. Guys, how do you barrel roll?
There's the way to double tap A, that's what it was, I remember.
Why do you skip tutorial bro?
I thought I finished.
I thought I finished.
Round 3.
Let me fight the berserker.
Can't you say match up well against berserker?
This guy's so noob. This guy's so noob. This guy's so noob.
He knows the fakes. He knows the...
He knows the fakes. How do we do that?
Team mate, help! Team mate, help!
Oh, that's the enemy.
Defeat.
I thought it was like an animation.
Are they level? Oh my god, they're also noobs.
Oh my god, they're also noobs.
Yo, hi guys! What is O-Moggle?
My channel wants me to play O-Moggle.
Hi guys! What is O-Moggle?
What is O'Moggle, High Vives?
Let's do 1v1. That one was my teammate's fault.
Honestly, no, it's probably my fault.
High Vives, High Vives, go on O'Moggle, please.
High Vives, go on O'Moggle, please.
It is not TLS, High Vives.
I'm not playing grinder. I'm not doing a grinder stream
Guys I'm not playing a grinder stream. That's just fucking terrible idea
Hi guys all we gotta do is have something that blocks those screen then we talk it on it off. It's not COS high-fives
Is it?
We get something that blocks the screen and we talk it on it off
Watch phase banks? Yeah, isn't he doing a phase announcement right now?
Hi guys, put it up, Bankstream!
Mom, so you can take it off some sub-only, thank you.
All I do on Omegle is jerk off and so does everybody else.
Rhino, thanks for sharing that.
Wait, what character is he using?
Bro, is that what I think it is?
Lawbringer? Wait, isn't this guy Trash?
How do you fake? Chat, what is it to fake? RBB? That is not RBB.
How do you fake?
Ja, how do you fake?
Oh my god, mod everybody.
Mod everybody.
This guy is in the van, this guy is so trashed.
I'm actually disgusting brother. I'm so good at this fucking game. Oh my god
I have no Stammy. I have no Stammy.
No, no. Stop! Stop! Stop!
Deathbeat.
I'm gonna be cut it out for this game the players have progressed since the beta
The players have progressed
Guys I'm not trying to mash my controllers
I don't know how to parry y'all
Why can't I ever go in?
And what does the orange stuff mean?
What does that mean?
What is that?
What the fuck? Why? Kill that boy. Kill that boy. He's low. He's low. He goes in as
I- What the fuck? Like what? Hi guys, let's play O'Moggle, dude. Yo, hi guys, how do I
I'm all going to get no mago, bro.
No, we're not doing it.
We're not doing it.
It will get you banged.
It will 100% get you banged, but it's going to help you
play on me or not.
Wait, what?
High-vives.
You will get banged.
JXC does not pay faggots or butts.
I promise you, you will get banged.
OK, father, high-vives.
Sorry.
Bro, buddy, buddy.
How is it, T.O.S.?
He said it's too random.
There's really nothing like Twitch can do about it.
It's just, it will get you banged.
what he said, don't even try it.
All right.
Yo, hi, guys.
How you doing, bro?
How's your day?
Doing great, bro.
Doing great.
Trying to keep you on track for the 7.30.
Sorry.
Yo, hi, guys.
I wasn't going to do it.
I wasn't going to do it unless you were sure.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Well, I am sure.
I'm sure you will get banned.
Jeff, the thing is, I wouldn't care about if I
were to get banned for a day,
if I wasn't streaming every day through a year, bro.
Yo, chat, I'm not getting on Lee yet.
I don't want to blow my head off yet in GTF.
How about I put it up Bankstream?
Bankstream?
Yeah, what's happening?
New phase or something?
Something like that.
Chat, put it up.
Phase banks.
What is this stream on?
I don't know, Twitch?
Intended for certain audiences now
because somebody could have their penis out, guys.
Guys, the thing is, it's all fun and games until we see a big penis, and that it's over.
It's over.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
Thank God.
It's been a fucking horror film in a lot of ways, but it's been a movie,
nonetheless, and you guys still fucking care about it.
And again, just one more time.
Thank you so much for caring.
Um, yeah.
So.
Without further ado, let's get into it, why everybody's here, my tweet yesterday, my trailer.
Thank you everybody who watched that, the feedback was fucking way better than I thought it would be.
Obviously the same old tire and I'm old, I get it, and FaZe is dead, give it up.
We expected that, and honestly I'm not mad at it, but yeah, people fucking care, and I appreciate it.
The truth about FaZe, the tweet, the truth about FaZe, and people ran with it, new FaZe members, this, that.
What's he gonna say?
The fucking, the phase files, like, yeah.
I'm gonna just say it right here, right now.
There's gonna be none of that.
We're not sharing conversations.
We have absolutely, there's no bad blood.
This next 15, 20 minutes for me
is really gonna be a turning of the page.
And I just wanted to talk to you guys from the chest,
from my heart.
I don't have any notes.
Jack, what is 40?
Like, he's not 40, bro.
There's no way.
And I felt like it was very important for me to do that live
Because I just want you guys to see me and hear me
And yeah, the truth is the truth about phase
The truth is I think that everybody lost. I think that I lost. I
Think that the boys lost. I think that phase of course lost and I think
The biggest loser in all of this is you guys to be honest on the audience the viewer
over. What we built with phase over the last two years was incredible. It was special. It
was honestly a miracle. We all felt it. We all knew it. And we all had this common goal
and this common point of bringing this thing back. And it started kind of exactly where
we're at. Do y'all have an emo for everything? Legitimately. A couple people there with
me, but for the most part alone. And I had this vision on how to bring fucking phase
back and in a dream really to bring phase back because I hated the state it was in.
This thing means a lot to me. It's a huge part of my life. It's the most important thing I've
ever done and likely ever will do. So yeah and the irony is we did it but now it's in a
fucking worse spot in a lot of ways than it's ever been. So it's like fuck man like it's
crazy ironic and it's dude I don't even know bro.
You built something.
There's no way phase could ever be worse than it was like a couple of years ago.
Dude, the last two years, bro, they like, that was goaded.
And again, I appreciate that.
Um, I don't think any one party is better off without the other.
I'm not pausing, bro.
I will literally sock you in the face.
I'm mooting.
It's a difference.
Off together.
I think that we operated as a fucking all-star team.
And it's just a shame that we couldn't get aligned.
And that's, that's honestly like where things went wrong.
We just couldn't get aligned.
There were two halves to this brand and this company.
One was very much in front of the camera.
That's the part that you know.
And then we have a whole other side in the back.
And that's where over the last few months,
like I have to just fully take accountability
and just accept the fact that that's where I went wrong
in this.
That's where I fucked up.
A couple other parts we'll get into.
Don't worry.
But mainly the alignment.
And I wish I could plead ignorance.
I really do.
I wish I could say, fuck, I didn't know.
Do, like, mistake, whatever.
But I did know.
I did my entire career. I've ignored contracts and deals. I've signed bad deals. I fucking have been fucked over.
I haven't paid attention to this boring stuff because that's not me. That's not for me. But I assume this role as CEO.
I sold the boys a dream on fucking phase being the biggest thing ever and we succeeded. We succeeded on the vision.
Everybody's much better off because of it.
But then you guys got to you guys got to understand my POV and like my partner's POV because I sold
Basically, we needed to fund it.
This whole thing cost millions and millions of dollars.
And I told them, I have this vision, I have this plan, and it will work.
And it did.
It did.
It just, again, I thought that in good faith, if we did a good job, that we would figure
the business out later.
And yeah, I mean, I think a huge, one of phase biggest problems to tell you the truth
and I thought obviously a lot about all this.
I think that phase experienced, um, success way too quickly and way too rapidly.
Like these kids overnight and phase overnight were the biggest streamers on planet earth.
And what did, what did that create?
What kind of environment did I create?
They just wanted to create content.
They just wanted to stream.
I remember these conversations so vividly and we had them so often where that's
where the misalignment was.
It was like, Hey guys, can we sit down?
We talk about business.
I'm a guy who like, I wish that I focused more on like building content
IP or dropping a product with fucking rice gum and Alyssa in some array, I'd be way better
off.
Like we missed the mark on that because all we cared about was the day to day YouTube
vlogs and we were content brain that we were young.
And I tried to extend that experience to these guys and have these conversations.
Call him Jinxy.
Yeah, bro.
That sounds like a logical decision.
You know what bro?
That's a good idea.
I'm going to call him right now.
Like, are you fucking insane legitimately?
Are you insane?
messy and then again from our field, and I'm somewhere in the middle.
What's up with you guys and wanting me to call everyone? Like, what is that?
I will always appreciate these kids and I will always appreciate you guys for that
stretch of time in that moment. It was a very important moment in my life. Um,
and yeah, it means the world, but I promise these partners a successful
business as well. So it's like you see on your timeline about how great
phase is and you see all these clips go viral and you see these guys making
a ton of money and fucking do it.
Why don't they just get them all back in, bro?
What the hell is this shit?
Counts and they're bleeding or hemorrhaging.
Like we're dying.
Get it back in there.
And it's like, well, we need to figure out the business.
We need to figure out the business.
And a month goes by and then six months goes by
and then a year goes by.
And before you know it,
you're fucking millions of dollars in the whole.
But everyone's telling you how great it all is,
but it's not sustainable and it can't work, right?
So yeah.
And that's a hundred percent my fault, period.
That was my job to figure that out.
And I cared more about fucking Twitter
and more about the content and more about the brand stuff.
And we crushed that part, but it was all for nothing.
And again, the irony is that it put phase
when it was all said and done in a much worse spot,
which is crazy.
Jinksy, you would be nothing without me.
Is anybody in the chat reading
or watching the video right now?
You know, it's, it's, you live and you learn
and you try to be better and you try to move forward.
What else?
I don't know if anything I'm saying is making sense.
That was a coffee swig because you could tell tea is a little bit thinner coffee people go
Yeah
So yeah, that goes without saying I listen so what's the announcement of the best genuinely all of them every last one of them
I'm I know shit got weird for the end and emotional and
Yeah, that's another huge thing that I just want to like speak on is I
Fucking love this shit. I live for this shit and we're gonna get in all that and you guys are gonna
and what I'm doing and where my head's at
and who I really am.
I love working with talent.
I love investing in people.
I love investing in the future.
I love taking somebody who I think has potential
and dragging that potential to the surface
and connecting it with other pieces and other people
who I also think have potential.
And I feel like I've done this successfully my whole career.
I haven't been able to figure the business part out.
I'm also fucking retarded on a bunch of other things
and I'm an emotional mess as well.
I'm an extremely passionate, extremely emotional person.
I'm zero, a hundred.
If I'm in something, if I'm doing it, I'm all in.
And anybody that's followed my career and knows me,
especially personally, knows me.
What is the announcement?
The last six months, I've been fucking healthy, walking.
I'm sober, and I'm hard committed to this shit.
And they're bringing back face?
That's drug addicts, wait, McDonald's every day.
It's like one or the other, and that's just who Ricky is.
Oh, in 10 minutes.
It's hard.
This is really what I've struggled with most
it's hard for me to apologize for being passionate and emotional because I feel like
that's like part of the magic and that's part of the success. Like I don't think that
any of this phase shit could have happened without that piece. You know what I mean? So
it's like I see tweets like you ruined phase and I'll take that. Sure we can call it that
and I can take that but I feel like if that's true then it must be true that I'm the reason
and why phase has continued and why the reason,
why we all came together in the last two years as well.
So it's like, I don't know.
It's like, just one of those things where I just wish
people could be happy that it happened rather than being sad
that it's over, if that makes sense.
Dude, that is a really good lifetime quote.
As long as I'm alive and breathing,
it's never fucking over.
I know it was really-
Jack, quote it a bit.
Don't be sad that the good times are over.
be happy that they have it.
But another thing I regret is obviously
the misalignment, the emotional shit,
but I wish that I was just more myself with you guys.
I played this role.
I played this character.
And I'm not a fucking streamer.
I quit making content seven, eight years ago.
I'm on a fucking live streamer.
He almost said six, seven.
He must have started streaming.
But he said seven, eight, because he had to.
He had a camera after seven or eight years.
And I know you guys remember when we first
started doing this, when the sentiment was positive,
I would enter a fucking frame of a chat
and watch the chat spam W. Aura.
And I didn't give a fuck then,
the same way I don't give a fuck now
when they spam L banks, because you know me the same.
You don't know that guy and you don't know this guy,
but I want you to and honestly I need you to.
That's the biggest thing.
I just wish I documented it and just stated more clearly
like my intent and these thoughts and all this shit,
just more direct and more open.
Like I just want to be more open.
I feel like just the way the internet is now,
if I'm gonna exist in this market, I have to be
because otherwise my words are twisted,
narratives fucking spin flat out of control.
And it's like, you guys gotta understand
how painful it's been for me
where my name carries this like weight the same
as like the biggest streamers in the world
and it gets farmed the same way.
And like, I'm like a character in this thing,
but I have no mouthpiece, I have no platform.
Like I have no chance to respond
or engage in the conversation.
And what I mean by that is like,
Something pops up a fucking a tweak goes live about stable and Aldo doing some shit and it's not true
He can just fucking spark up go live and let you guys know and he is a community in a chat
who will flock for him and fucking ride for him and and make sure that people know what it is and I
Just I've never had that and I've always been you know
I've the truth is I've been afraid to do content because I don't love it
You know, I mean, I never really loved that part of it
Um, I think I'm traumatized PTSD me and Alyssa's relationship. I think, um,
Just being under a microscope and during that time was so much different. Like it was just so insane. Like, I don't know. It's just
It's very important. And I'm just, I don't know. I hope people consider and see that
Obviously when you got your spam and w aura and fucking phases at its peak subathon, I could have fucking started a live stream
You know, I could have became a streamer then and and probably
you know, ran with a successful streaming career.
I didn't do that, you know what I mean?
And I'm doing it now at a rock bottom,
and I like that, you know what I mean?
And there's a, the reason for that is,
I'm about to show you guys what I've been working on.
And I am going to continue working with talent.
I'm gonna continue investing in people in the future.
And I'm gonna continue trying to be the best version
of myself, optimal human and be successful
and be happy and be healthy.
And as far as phase is concerned, like I have ideas,
I have a vision, I have a plan.
The sad and boring truth is I did step down as CEO
when all that happened, months before Christmas
and months before the shit ended.
And just a quick clip notes on that.
It was when all the Aiden Ross,
calm drama was happening and these kids called me
and they're like, hey, we'd like you
to publicly step down as CEO.
And I fucking flipped out.
I'm getting fucking hammered on Twitter
like we want you to publicly step down from CEO but but still keep working still keep whatever
and there's no love lost it's no hard feelings i'm over it but like in that moment i was definitely
not cool with that and i basically told everybody go fuck yourself i'm done and i stopped being paid
as the CEO and i stopped working as the CEO and um i lost i lost that role i stepped away
from that role jeff there's no way and it's like speed picking up a phone as an emote bro
like it's fall on me. It's like, God, you guys know for every day. I'm on set. I paid for that trailer
out of my pocket. It's like $70,000. I'm on set. I'm stressed out. It's a fucking day. We're in
the sun production, whatever. And I open up Twitter and I start getting fucking railed about
phase sent notices of damages and the boys owe all this money and I'm seeing my face next to
faces next to fucking Hitler on Twitter and it's like all my fault. And I have no
What the hell?
No clue.
Bro.
That's my fault.
So.
Bro, the thing is though, I don't like the group of faves
like Max, Ron, Jason, Lacey, Adapt, Silky.
Like I didn't really care if they had a logo or anything.
I just thought they were just a good group.
You know what I mean?
Like I don't really think the logo meant anything.
It was just the group.
In the face of a million people telling me
I'm gonna mute as much as I want!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Overwhelming like the negative sentiment yesterday was generally like it's over, pack it up, phase is dead.
And I heard people have said this before a few different times in phase history, but the one that sticks out the most is when we announced Max, Jason, Lacey, and Silky, and we unveiled the new phase.
I saw that little fucking backpack meme hanging on by a thread on a thousand times during that.
And I said the same thing then that I'm saying now, just watch, just watch.
And on that note, yeah, um, I've heard all kinds of, of, I, Ron check Twitter, Ron sweet, Jason sweet, what phase is going to do.
And I've heard everything from fucking vice style community channels to this to that.
And I think it's all bullshit.
And I'm just again going to go on the record right now and say
For what it's worth for what I believe I think that phase should always be a group of friends
Who are performing internet culture live? That's what it's always been. That's what it always should be and that's clearly what people care about
You know, we have GTA right around the corner coming up at the end of the year
Pays also just so happens to be one of the biggest gaming brains on planet Earth
If not chat. Do you guys think in GTA 6 you'll be able to get hand jobs?
For left to make any decisions on behalf of FaZe or for what's next with FaZe
That's where my head gets again. Just telling you guys how it is and hopefully I'll I'll have that opportunity and
Yeah, we won't make the same mistakes
We're going live and I'm showing you guys what what we've been up to in the next three minutes. So yeah
Stick around
What else can I say?
Whoa, core boys, create, own, run, everything.
Ooh, that's a cool name.
Wait, Marlon is in there?
Marlon?
Silky?
Jason, Lacey, Ron, Adapt?
Wait, that's sick.
Marlon is in there?
Wait, when did they announce this?
Two minutes ago?
Chad, that is not rage, that's silky.
That's silky, bro.
Bro, that's so sick.
Wait, but is it a maximus?
That's it, bro, that is sick.
And we're gonna put our best foot forward
and we're gonna learn
and we're gonna continue to be better people.
Um, when is the announcement at two minutes bless you all I've been sober for three years. I walk fucking 10 miles a day
I've been very much to myself over the last few months and just thinking a lot about life a lot about what I want
I'm fucking 40 years old. I have no wife. I have no kids and
I thought it was started remind me fucking 35 times a day
Yeah, without further ado, I think we're gonna fucking I'm gonna show you guys what I've been working on
It's a brand new show. It's going to be live every Thursday 1pm PST
here on on a twitch.tv slash phase banks and
Everything that I do moving forward will likely be announced in the news will be broken on this show
So including phase at least my role in it. I might fucking never get the opportunity ever again
But if I do it'll be on this show. So subscribe follow do whatever. I don't know what the fucking what the what the
program is for fucking twitch, but um
Um, yeah, hopefully, hopefully you guys heard me.
The last thing I will say is over the last year, I just wish that you guys could see
inside my brain and inside my heart.
Hopefully I did a good job and I really did.
I spoke from the chest in the heart today and thank you guys again once again for caring
and being here.
Stick around through the show and to the show.
We got a little bit more phase news and we're going to get deeper into the vision,
the GTA stuff, the new members, all that shit.
So yeah, stick around to the show.
It should run probably, yeah, just stick around.
We're gonna do that.
Should we switch to the countdown now?
Let's do it.
YouTube Live.
What is chat?
I've heard of Polymarket, but I don't know what it is.
Isn't Polly Market like a betting site or something?
What is it?
Fast.
What is Polly Market?
You can like bet on anything.
Did the stream end?
Okay, sounds like a rocket league song.
So what is the announcement?
So there's a core boys, okay
Dude, that's sick
Wow
Welcome to Market Bubble, a show about investing in yourself.
Where we feel an overwhelming majority of young men today are in a losing position.
How are we positioned?
out today and every Thursday at 1pm.
I thought it was announcing phase shit, bro.
What?
All right, chat, let's play some fucking games.
The hell?
So OK, OK.
Wow, chat.
Marlon joined the group here.
All right y'all, Jack, you first of all get to serve in Siege, in Xbox, type in your
text in the chat, type in your text in the chat, type in chat, because I know you're
listening to what I'm saying, type in chat.
Alright guys, get in here, type in chat!
Okay, okay, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, type in chat, bro.
Yeah, chat, I don't really care about the, uh, like, Paulie Martin thing.
Alright, I'm gonna go P, I'm gonna go P, I'm gonna go P.
I'm gonna go P.
Chat, type in chat, type in XBOXGT!
XBOXGT!
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away, but we're all going to have to do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Hi guys, I'm switching to Xbox Audio, let's see if it works.
Chat, type in chat!
Because I know you're listening!
Type in chat!
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Alright, alright.
sorry I'm like chat let's go guys okay bring your a-game today guys don't
fucking join if you're gonna be a fucking bot bring your fucking a-game
there's no reason no there's no goddamn reason why we shouldn't be a lead at
Rainbow Six Siege 11 years into the game bring your a bring your a-game oh
my god I just shit myself okay I'm gonna take the over that it was
it was a wet fart.
Yup, wet fart.
Okay, Mason take it upon.
Prukey take it upon the two one.
Ardeo take it upon.
Chuck take it upon.
Alright guys, type your gamertags.
Let's do it at us.
Type your gamertags, type your gamertags,
type your gamertags, type your gamertags,
type your gamertags, type your gamertags.
Type your gamertag in your rank.
type your gamer tag and write y'all lucret era on Xbox okay wait no no no
hold on chat I need to swap my monitor
No, where's my thing?
What the fuck?
Bro, Chad, I never find it.
Guys, I could never find it.
There it is.
Chad, I found it.
I found the cord.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, make it count, may it stray, don't look back, don't pass it away.
All right, JVs and Lytlemen, you versus the rank you deserve is returning after about
two months.
I feel like the R6 menu music isn't is like slightly underappreciated man.
I feel like the R6 music is like slightly underappreciated.
Alright guys, type your gamer tags, let's go.
Type your fucking gamer tags.
Type your fucking gamer tags.
Watch the core house store?
Um, after.
After, after, after, after, after, after, after, after, after, after, after, after, after.
Which guns?
I'm platinum.
Let's go.
I'm so sorry.
Let's go.
Winsch!
Winsch get in here!
Winsch get in here!
Yo.
Taco.
Winsch what's good bro.
Talk to me bro.
What's good?
Alright.
I can't lie.
I think I can beat your ass so I wanna play you!
I wanna play you to show my fucking work!
So, again, it would have happened, but he literally lied about his rank for no reason.
So now he's bonked. Like, bro, he said he's flat for no godly reason, and then said he's champed.
Like, the hell?
Who would ever do that?
Who would ever do that, bro?
Cold L 72
You're ducking him. Yep. Yeah, I'm terrified of him. I'm absolutely terrified, bro
I'm not ducking shit
The double jump those with the fuck he wants
All right, who's next who's next who's next chat who's next guys, please don't lie about your right guys, please
Please don't lie about your rank, bro
Please don't lie about your right guys
Hammy F4. Hammy, I got you my boy
Make it count may is right
Hammy I invited you. Hammy I invited you
Hammy I invited you
and I'm not a
hello.
What's up bro.
What's up.
What's your peak rank?
What like talk to me bro.
My peak rank is Emerald 4.
That's my peak rank.
What is your KD when you hit Emerald 4?
A point 9.
I hear you.
So like, I can't do the front.
Yo, yo, yo.
You think you deserve diamond, but you hit emerald with a .9.
And you didn't even hit emerald.
You hit the fucking, the depths of emerald with a .9.
Like emerald 4.
Yeah.
Next, bro guys, come on.
Show me some potential here.
Swing my aura, I'm silver.
There's no godly way that that's your name.
Swing my aura and you're a silver player.
Bro, what is this?
What is this?
Swing by aura, get it in here.
Why does he have no gamer score?
Oh my god, it's just a smurf.
Why does he have no gamer score?
No.
Yo, bro, a couple of questions.
What's up?
First off, what is this game attack, bro?
Who are you feeling like?
I got aura, what can I say?
Bro, you're in silver, buddy.
But I still got aura.
Also, also, no, no, no, no.
Why is your Twitch username discord kitten?
How do you it's not no it's not it's not it's not it is bro. It is I saw your message you're a child
Alright, yo, bro. That would like talk to me bro. So what what what brand do you feel you deserve?
And why I feel like I deserve platinum because I have order
So you're a silver player
I'm gonna try to get out the sentence without laughing you're a silver player
You're a silver player with a negative Katie and I asked you what rank you deserve and you skipped gold completely and say you deserve
Okay, maybe like maybe like gold one with like a seven point six Katie
Yo, bro, is this shit a joke to you like
What are you saying seven point one Katie that's not humanly possible?
Maybe it is maybe no, it's not
Yo, I'm like cheating. So do you want me to get you a platinum or a gold? What do you want, bro?
I said I got gold probably
All right chat. Let's get a golden here
No, I'm so nervous probably shaking brothers nothing to be nervous about bro. It's literally
another day in life bro cheese whiz 20 I'm gold but I peaked platinum 5 I like
that Matt Matt I like that Matt I fucking like that cheese whiz 20 because
no you said you deserve flat so here we go let's get to a bottom of the barrel
flat okay okay so I'm good and atop of the barrel gold are you ready yeah I'm
All right, well I'm gonna invite you to the game and then I'm gonna give you a little bit of an interview process, bro
Yo Matt, what's up, bro? How you doing?
All right, we'll make these games go
Now we're gonna make these games go to five actually better idea all right
So guys, I'm gonna explain this shit bro very simply but first join the game
Yes, sir. Make it count. Lay it
straight. Don't look back. Don't
hesitate. When you go. Be a good
star. Wait, my chat is saying I
got a voice mug. Wait, talk
again. She's with. Yo, what's
up, bro? Oh my god. Is that
actually a bug? Do you that is
actually a voice mug? Oh my
god. Yeah, that is actually a
voice mug. She's with. How are
you, bro? You sound hot.
Oh
Bro, you can't like listen you can't say you're 18, but if you sound like a 26 brother, that's not even allowed
I'm a senior in high school. Oh, no
Yo, bro, I didn't mean you're hot bro. You know what I'm saying. I thought you were 26
All right, what's that shit?
Join the joint. All right. Let me explain this very simplistically to y'all wait
I'll be back in 37 seconds, you guys can bequeath amongst us.
Chad, it's not Jiri, shut the fuck up!
Are you ready to get like, like shit on by me or what?
Uh, I think I'm just gonna destroy you.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't believe you, like that's actually like not possible.
Did you warm up for this?
was nope I haven't like no I haven't played all day yeah yeah I'm kind of
probably. Yeah, probably.
He should like, uh, do not
Let's start a bracket.
All right, boys!
This is the resurrection of you versus the right you deserve cheese with are you ready swing? Are you ready? Yes, obviously?
Yo
Two months
Since the last you burst the right you deserve swing. I have a lot of questions for you. Are you ready? Okay?
Yes, sir. So swing
You what is your peak rank and KD in rainbow six each?
silver like like two I think it's like silver three with like a 1.2 so let me
fact check that uh false I don't know you just like swing you like your peak
right no listen listen your peak right listen swing listen your peak rank is
silver three and your KD is 0.98 so you completely live now here's my next
I don't know why I don't swing relax swing. Why do you feel that you deserve gold because cheese whiz here has hit platinum five
Which is the lowest rank and black so this guy is a top tier gold. All right
So swing, why do you deserve gold if you said you're competent what once I like shit on the emerald
All right, so we get the straight swing and I must have been like
autistic
All right wait guys slow down slow down guys stop. Yo chill on me bruh. Slow down listen listen swing
Swing listen
You you said because you've been an emerald one time that you deserve gold slash black
Yes, but swing exactly what would you say to this counter argument and swing this isn't what I'm saying
But this is what your average guy would say right in the YouTube comments on this week's video
He's gonna say brother you have a negative Katie and silver. You don't even deserve silver
That's what he was a so what do you have to say about that swing swing? Where are you gonna do about it?
I'm probably gonna sit in it for nine times
No, whoa
No, you shouldn't cry bro. You should you should win bro. You should win. Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right
Oh my god. Alright. Swing! Whatever your sensitivity is, crank it down. I don't ever want to see that again.
Swing! That was some ice spice recoil, brother. What was that?
Um, I'm really nervous that I'm not warmed up.
Why would you not warm up if you're gonna be in the series, bro? You're literally gonna be in a YouTube video.
I just watched your stream and I typed by username and I did not. I did not know how to use it.
I know you're in the middle of a round here, but cheese with what do you think of swing as a player so far?
Um, well he's my friend, so you know he might
somewhat
Swing why would you use both of your smokes a minute into the
Maybe you do deserve platinum swing. Oh my god
Wait now guys your guys's episode here is a you burst the rank you deserve first
No, but the games go on before but today
So wait is that your little brother who was yelling yes, it is yes
That's my little brother your little brother in your room screaming
No, he just came early on, Nick. Yeah, it's okay though.
Okay, listen. I forgive him.
Uh, guys, this is up to five. There's a lot of room for improvements, okay?
Cheez-Wiz, here's my question for you.
When you hit platinum, what was your cavity? Cheez-Wiz?
I think it was like 0.9 something. Not gonna lie.
But I think gold was a positive game before, I believe.
Why swing laughing? Swing? Why are you laughing?
You just laugh that is KD you have the same KD swing
5 seconds remaining.
Aaaaaaahhhhhh
Attackers are out.
Are you okay bro? Are you good?
No, my heart is pounding on my chest.
Sweet, sweet, lock in bro.
Prove to the world that you just-
I'm locked in, I'm locked in.
Prove it bro.
Oh, I missed the camera.
Wait, you know where the camera is?
No, that's good math knowledge.
Alright, my mic is currently muted.
They can't hear me.
can't hear me. For a silver player, swing actually doesn't look that bad. Pretty good
recoil control, not that bad. He's gonna punch down the door. He might be able to walk in
off this. Swing's running. C4. No, no, no. Swing, what are you doing?
Close right! Close right inside! Close right!
Damn it!
Uh...
Swing!
Swing, why do you have the reaction time of a sea turtle?
Swing, what was that?
Look at you two.
Swing!
You have the reaction time of a sea turtle!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I was kidding.
Okay, chill on me.
Yo, put your butt on the mic!
No, put your butt on the mic!
Come on, come on, talk to this.
Hey, James, he wants good little shit!
I don't like him!
Hey, hey, watch your language, kid.
Listen, bro, is your brother better than you
or worse than you at R6?
Bro, I am 5 and 5, bitch!
Okay, why are you calling me a B-word, bro?
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, it's called!
you kiss your mother with that mouth hey brah i don't got a mother what was that for
wait are you trolling are you serious i'm so serious bro my mom's in jail dude
oh the attackers need to locate and diffuse as many bombs as they can
What are you doing?
What are you doing, bro?
What are you doing, bro?
I'll answer that question personally, man.
Come on.
Oh my god, I'm sorry, Sling. I did not know that.
Okay, no, no, no, no, no.
Why do I have the worst luck ever?
Alright, good luck, Sling.
So we like little boys and we went downstairs.
Hey, hey, hey, whoa guys.
I'm on a date.
You can't leave G in here, please.
I think you're back a little boys.
All right, swing, swing.
I'm out of the get it.
I'm going to kick you if you say that again.
Apologize.
All right, I'm going to kick you if you say that again.
I'm deeply sorry.
Why is he just over peaking? Okay, swing kicks a lot of kicks.
Cheese Wings is 30 health. SWING!
OH MY GOD!
How are you alive?
Cheese Wings, Cheese Wings, Cheese Wings.
I'm lost, bro.
Look, look, look, look. You can stat-track me?
I haven't played in like two and a half weeks probably.
Let me talk to you, bro. Please, please.
Yeah, please, please.
Are you losing to a silver player you hit platinum? How are you losing to this?
I ate it right now couldn't be worse
Okay, you have not been playing man. I got five bro. It goes up to five. Okay, so swing
What are your thoughts on cheese with do you think you can hang in platinum right lobbies now?
Yeah, I think I think I give you like low like like low play. You know I'm saying
My lobbies though. That's
a little bit carry he told you but I suck in it okay listen I'm gonna go
swing swing swing what's up okay cheese whiz hit flat five okay the highest
thank you've ever hit is silver three do you realize the fact that you're
winning right now is one of the most insane upsets of all time
after this one there's no put dude you just like tell the devs to like burn
my account if I lose this place I'm not gonna do it she's with it either they
probably have to ban it she besides the way she's with listen bro the game is
not over you can easily win
2-1 lead as a silver player.
It's one of the most insane things I've ever watched in the history of Huber's regular serve history ever.
I've never seen a silver player eating a motherfucking plaque. That is actually insane.
I'm going to take a swig of water to maximize hydration.
2-1 lead, cheese whiz, holding the objective. He needs to win this round to keep the game close.
Good line scam from Swing.
Swing.
Oh no.
So we're not droning.
So Swing, why would you not droning?
I tried okay.
Swing, you're trying to prove that you deserve platinum and you're not droning elbow.
Alright.
Swing, that's the most silver thing I've ever seen in my life, bro.
This is why you're in Silver Splash drone. What the heck? No, you're right. No, no, no, you're right
Yo, bro, your brother can't beat you. Is he coaching you? No, he's not coaching me, bro. Okay. That's okay
Okay, we're just giving me like a like a like a mental to go off with but let's wait. Why would this holiday drone though?
I just don't understand what like that's why you're in Silver buddy
They're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Like drone it takes five seconds, bro
And you just it's like you're just dying for no reason
Good job. She's was way to punish that she's was hey, that's why you hit plaque because you hold angles and you actually drone
You're not an idiot
The demonstrate silver and blacks is a better aim and flaps drone. No those other things too, but those are the main
Swing I don't ever want to see that again. You understand
I like you. Yes sir.
Did he just aim at his own camera?
He just aimed at his own camera. It's this guy for real.
Swing my aura trying to prove that he deserves platinum.
She's with trying to prove that he is not a carry platinum and winning that match.
Let's go.
Swing's gonna start roaming with Sentry. This is an interesting line to take here.
That was not a fart. That was my wooden chair on my wooden floor.
Out of the fart.
Two to two lead for Swing. Let's see what he can do.
Cheez Whiz! Cheez Whiz takes my money!
Cheez Whiz might be able to grant!
Bro, if Cheez Whiz...
You see how he's trolling? He didn't read pain. He didn't read pain.
Well played by Jesus! Well played by Jesus!
He drove him but he didn't red paint. Wait now.
That was C4. Woo!
Oh, good C4, good C4.
I heard him running up.
Swing, how did you know? You knew, huh? You heard him planting?
Yes, I did. I did.
I feel like he might have been...
Yeah
He was in the hallway
He was in the hallway when he was
Tell your brother
Swing! Swing! Swing! Swing! Swing! Swing! Swing! Swing! Swing! You're being accused of stream sniping right now. What do you have to say?
No, I have like a $200 headset bro. It's worth it.
But you were in the hallway buddy. I mean, I guess it makes sense to go to the ashtar.
Oh, I heard the ashtar? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? Swing! I'm not gonna...
I'm gonna put this down for you. Swing! I'm not gonna 100% stay stream sniping.
Let's say it's a 10% chance, okay?
That's fair.
That's not a 90.
Because I didn't even know if a silver is like a glare enough.
Okay, BRP.
Are you calling a silver community like dumbasses, bro?
Yeah.
Yes, exactly.
Yes.
Bro, chat.
Is Swing Streams like it?
I'm not saying you see them the whole game.
What's Streams having that round?
Because is there a single silver player in the world
that's gonna walk towards the breach
and then perfectly arc a seaboard.
Bro, most silvers don't even know how a plant sounds.
I don't know.
That was sus.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Of course, man.
So, cheese whiz, do you think he's slacking
and defuse bombs?
I mean, I definitely think there's like
a 20-factor chance just because
we could base off of that round, but, you know.
I lose, I lose, but whatever.
All right, I respect it, I respect it.
Swing, yeah.
It's just a game, it's just a game.
I'm just gonna bomb.
Swing, do you solemnly swear you're not Swingsnike?
I put my right hand on the Bible I'm not Swingsnike.
All right.
That's a big, that's a big, that's a big gap right there.
Appreciate you guys.
Of course man.
It's not droning.
Uh oh.
Classic silver tendency, just doesn't drone, hops in.
What?
I thought I killed you I put 35 bullets in the chest.
What's happening?
What am I watching?
I should get banned off the streets.
I need to retire.
Okay guys, I need to retire.
Tie game, tie game.
Okay, so check.
You know how I said there's a 10% chance?
Okay guys, tie game, tie game.
Okay, so Jack, you know how I said
there's a 10% chance to win Stream Sliding?
I'm gonna move that up to 18% now.
He didn't drone, shot the cam,
and then pre-aimed the hallway.
Now, to be fair, there's only really three ways.
Well, technically there's four spots
cheese whizz could be.
Technically five if you count garage,
but just auto blocking the hallway is a little weird.
But like it's not a hundred percent that he's slapping like it's not 100% but it's 18%
Defenders protect your bombs from being defused by attackers.
Yo, how did everyone keep saying my brother's playing?
10 seconds to go.
Yep.
That's how I know you are on the screen.
No, no, no, no.
I'm going on the screen after I die.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what did you just say?
I said that why is everybody saying my brother's playing?
How do you know my stream sniping how do you know my real by telling me
He's on the stream right now. Oh your brother's on the stream
This fish
Doing the fuck it's not complete aggro. Let's go
Okay, the 18% chance of him cheating just went up to a 30%.
Didn't he say that he was reading chat after rounds and then he said, I have to ask him
to get back.
Okay, this is all normal chat the problem is if he said his brother told him that's totally fine
but he just said that he's going to the stream after rounds and then he changed the story and
said it was his brother he said two different things oh yeah swings me you
weirdo swing my aura so you're just gonna wait on me to come up
you're doing yo swing I have a question swing let me just be doubts for a
second place. Okay, so swing swing. I have a question. You said you check swing you said you
checked swing you said you checked after each round. Yes, after each round. But you just said
your brother's the one that told you. But I do text dream though. So just to see your
facial expression. You see it's fine, bro. I'll just you could just watch the bar though.
I'm confused.
What?
Uh, okay.
Interesting.
Yeah.
All right.
The 30% chance of me sniping would have to forward on.
I might be in my mask.
Wait.
Is that how it works?
Also, check.
Is it just me or is this guy like way better than any silver you've ever seen in your
life?
Like, Silver is basically just coppers slash broads, but they actually play the game a lot.
Doesn't drone yet again.
It's not droning yet again.
Slow walking.
Why does he not drone ever?
He has a drone!
He still hasn't drawn it a single time this round.
Still hasn't drawn it.
I thought he would drone there.
still hasn't drone still hasn't drone
No, I didn't see that last round. That was me. That was not me.
Hey! Hey!
Good stuff, bro! Hey, good stuff!
Swing.
Oh, that was bad.
How did you hit that 2019 bag swing?
What do you mean?
The badge that said 2019 on your gun? How did you get it?
This is my account.
Well, James, do you want me to tell you, bro?
So he got dishonorable in both of his accounts, so I had to give him my smurf account that he could play
Wait, but I'm still on my other account. He is silver Pete. Oh
Okay, and
Swing you weren't like stream sniping at all or no
Right here on my voice and right hand on the Bible. All right. Well, hey every time I came in his room
There was no stream open
Okay, GG's y'all GG's y'all. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, I'm just, I'm gonna be out of this.
I've never in my life seen a silver player that aware ever.
The C4 round was like literally something like a plat plus would do.
Also, there's just too much random.
I think we refund the prediction on that.
I don't think we should pay anybody out.
There's too much random bullshit.
like oh he was dishonorable and now he's on this account but his main account
silver just refund all right just refund Jinxie I'm the faker of bronze get me in
cap prime X1 I'm gold
All right chat game number two covered in hot game number two covered in hot
um should we get a gold in a plat or what should we do should we go higher or
lower on the ladder here of ranks what should we do X1 said he's gold one I
believe. Let's see. Yeah, I don't know. That was pretty sus. I don't know. I'm, I'm not
going to say 100% because I'm not 100% sure, but I'm 100% sure there, or no, there's something
sus going on. It's all I don't know. Or maybe he's just conveniently like one of the best
silvers in Xbox history. That as well. Maybe he's conveniently one of the best, but
with how the siege community is, and him getting banned for dishonorable multiple times.
I think he's the most realistic thing is he's probably just a flat or something.
The most realistic thing is he's probably just a flat.
I lost parks.
OK. Wait, wait, what is your name?
Cool Sony, oh man.
cool son yo man this guy Platinum player back son I got you
EA me hose playing FIFA betta betta
I'm going to play a game.
Beta cool son yo man platinum one point five KB played 62 games this season.
Okay.
Yo, what's good bro.
What is good bro.
Yo, you're.
Um.
Plats.
Yes, I'm glad.
That's where.
Okay.
Interesting.
Okay, interesting. Interesting, brother. Alright, so, bro, what rank, like, tell them about yourself, bro. What rank do you feel you deserve?
Tell them about your skill set.
Uh, I just started playing a game this season. So, like, I'm not sure about Emerald. Maybe like a Plat 1, maybe?
Okay. Um, um, um. It says you're cute with Bronson, so those are your IRL friends. Does that make sense there?
Yeah, who's the other one just like some random guy.
Yeah, it isn't my online friend.
Got it. Okay.
Interesting. Okay.
So you're at the bottom of flat and you think you could 1v1 somebody at the top of flat?
Yeah bro. I think I got it. Alright let me try to find somebody.
So would you also play a low emerald if they peaked like low emerald?
Yeah it was cool. Would you beat a low emerald?
Uh maybe. I think I got it.
Yeah let me see. Yeah because I'd like to get different ranks in but only if you're
actually confident.
And let's do it.
Cole, L72, I'm Emerald.
Cole, let's see, let's see, Cole.
Cole, let's see.
It says it's your fourth season on the game,
but it's your fourth season actually grinding.
Is that true?
Uh, yeah.
You have 72 games played?
I think the season, yeah.
That have been playing since 2017, but.
I like.
Alright bro, I'm gonna get you an emerald bro. Here he is.
Okay, Cole's perfect. He peaked at the bottom of the barrel in emerald. This is fucking perfect.
Yo, Cole!
Cole!
Wait, talk again?
Yeah.
Cole, are you Scottish?
What do you think?
You sound Scottish, you remind me of my friend, Balls.
Yeah, you Scottish
Yep
Okay, okay now cool
Guys go warm up really quick play like a TV or something. Okay? Okay? I've not played each and like
Hey, I've lived around come on. Just no
Ignore it jet
So wait, are you Emerald Skill or are you Emerald Skill still?
Yes, I've just stopped playing, I've just stopped playing for ages.
So would you kick this guy's ass?
Yeah, yeah, mate, it would be 5-0 when I rip his pants off, man.
This guy's so Scottish.
Okay, let's go.
Let me get you out of here.
Warm up, though.
Play a CDM.
Play a CDM.
Play a CDM.
Go, go.
Play for a couple minutes.
Play for a couple minutes.
I'll be honest.
Ok ok.
I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll post it on.
Just play for like two-three minutes.
Get your aim warm.
Boby on.
Hey Junko!
Phil here.
Can I braid your ass hairs?
Love from New Hampshire.
Hi guys!
I remove Phil from the stream.
Phil, you need mental health brother.
There's no other, there's no other response
other than Phil.
You need mental fucking health, buddy.
You need mental health, buddy.
Yeah, I'm gonna go tinkle, bro.
You guys warm up, okay?
And then join the game.
Join the game after you don't warm up.
Jadies and ladlemen are we ready? Yo, cool get in here. Let's go cool son get in here
Did y'all warm up?
I love it.
Nice guys.
Alright bro.
How many times have you hit Emerald once or twice?
Last year and then that was the last thing I played.
You can even go check.
Emerald once and it was Emerald 4.
So bro, how are you still Emerald skill though?
I don't understand.
Me, the skill is permanent, let's be honest.
Skill is permanent?
OK.
OK.
I've got a 1.2 KV when I have to.
All right, guys, listen, bro.
I'm going to explain this shit.
OK.
Cool, son.
Here are the situations of the scenarios, bro.
Cool, son.
I'm just going to keep it a buck, bro.
You're a platinum player.
You have really good statistics, bro.
I'm looking at your stats.
You have a 1.5 kill to death ratio.
You've never had a negative KD in your entire history of siege.
And this is the first time you've ever actually...
Well, well, well, well, well, well.
Except just this season and...
Yeah, but that was the...
Cole.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Cole, what?
You're just saying positive KD and I'm looking, that's not...
His KD's a 1.0.
No, yeah, yeah.
And M road, but like every other time I've basically been negative.
Cole, I'm talking about him. Cole, him.
Oh. Oh, he's cold, shit.
Cole, I'm gonna get to you, bro.
Cole, I'm gonna get to you, buddy.
Okay?
Sorry.
So here's the thing.
Cool, son.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cool, son.
Why do you think-
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You deserve Emerald, bro.
I'm looking at stats, they're great.
They're great, bro.
Why do you think you deserve Emerald?
Your opponent, Cole, is bottom of the barrel, Emerald.
Do you think your whip is that?
How about whipping his ass?
It's gonna be a good ass game though.
Okay, now on the contrary, Cole,
are you gonna whip his ass?
Eh, yeah, hopefully.
Okay, Cole, why so confident, bro?
Earlier you said you're gonna 502.
You said you're gonna 502.
Nah, if you don't think about winning,
then how are you gonna win?
Quote of the day. I mean, you should be confident.
Quote of the day, oh my God.
If you don't believe in yourself, how will anybody else?
Cole, I love that, bro.
Cole, I love that, dude.
Okay, now gentlemen, my last question
before we get this popping.
Cool, Sonny, you're trying to deserve that platinum, bro.
Or what?
I glitched.
You're trying to prove you can deserve emerald, bro.
And Cole, you're trying to defend
and represent all of the emerald players out there.
Sonny, what is your score prediction?
10 seconds to go.
All right.
Wait.
What is it?
5?
Yes, it goes up to 5.
Attackers must locate and take the bomb.
5-3.
5-3.
And now Cole, what is your final score prediction as the Emerald player?
5-2.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, let's Cole break the radio.
break the radio. There you go. Nice. Without further ado, guys. Sunny on the ace, Cole on
the sentry. Sunny trying to prove that he deserves Emerald. Cole trying to say that he doesn't.
Cole has hit Emeralds 4, Sunny has hit Plat 3, but Sunny has always had higher KDs than
Cole. So let's see if KD matters more than range. Now to be fair, when Cole hit
Emerald and took him 300 games. Sunny's plat in 60 games. Sunny does not play the game as much. He might be more natural to skip.
WALBEN COMES OUT OF COOL BUT HE MISSED IT!
Cole goes through the wall band, but barely misses. Wait, look at Sunny's drone work. Oh my god.
Whoa, that's a lot of recoil.
What a drone from Sunny. What a drone from Sunny.
He finds the camp jumps in oh
My god
Cool that was a good shot, bro
No.
Thanks.
Wait, so cool.
It's like Plat.
Yeah.
Plat is like ass in your opinion.
Like what do you feel, bro?
I had Plat for the first time in the same season.
I had Emerald for the first time.
So it's like, I'm not experienced that much.
So I guess.
Oh, so you sort of floated through it.
You weren't stuck in Platinum at all.
No.
Sonny, would you feel like you're a hard stock Platinum or not?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, okay, and sunny like
How many like how many games a day do you normally play when you play this game sunny as a plan?
Is this thing on
Study yo, yeah, I cannot hear me
Okay, and Cole, how many games do you play a day, bro?
The moment late one.
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, well, Cole, I'm gonna be honest, bro. You're representing the Emeralds well so far.
Cole gonna shoot down the top of each door?
Also, cool. I'm gonna call you Sunny. That way it's not confusing.
Call him one of you, Cole, and one of you, Cole. Okay?
Alright! Is this guy's mic on or what?
Wait, Sunny's on a drone. This is pretty good drone work.
This is good drone work from Sunny. Get back on it.
Where's Sunny? Get back on the Mazemast, no?
Go to the wall, Ben. Can't connect.
Crap, he's behind the wall here.
Bro, his boss, he's reloading fast.
Is he has angled grip?
Why is this monster reloading so fast? I don't understand.
Sonny with a really good repositioning.
I don't know if Cole's gonna know that Sonny repositioned.
Oh my god, this angle's so good.
This angle is so good. This angle is so good.
This angle is so good.
Cole didn't drone, so he's gonna die.
Wait, jack-tract?
Oh, actually a nice wall bang.
Oh, that was nice.
Oh my god.
Oh, you're a rubber.
Yo, Cole, you gotta hop that ass on a drone, buddy.
You're emerald.
What's going on?
I've runed him and I scanned him.
Shut up.
Wait, you scanned him at the end when he swung you?
No, just before.
Yeah, just before he swung me.
Right before you died you scanned him?
No, like I scanned him then he swung me as soon as I scanned him and killed me.
So you scanned him and then he swung you correct?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I had the drone on him on top of the bomb.
Oh bro, you played good then.
Yo, Sonny, well played bro.
Sonny, what are your thoughts on Claw so far man?
Two rounds after playing him.
Uh...
Pretty good, okay?
Do you think like he's like Emerald level good or like Plat level good or Diamond or Champ like how much of your power is still in here?
Defendant, protect your bombs and use them by attackers.
Would you give him Plat or Emerald?
Ten seconds remaining.
Oh yeah.
That's probably what I deserve.
Oh! Wait no but Cole he's saying you got carried to Emerald.
I've played by myself, not everyone plays those games either in a higher rank or like
no one near me cause...
Okay, well Cole, to be fair though bro, you did, when you hit Emerald you played 300
games in one season, so maybe you just got there on pure grind, eh?
Hey, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
How about a hot, okay.
I'm eating.
It's actually a really close match.
Sonny looks good for a flat, bro.
This guy looks pretty good for a platinum.
His aim's good, his awareness is good.
You got a nice wall bang, last round.
Sonny got a drone bottom metal.
He's trying to find Claire.
Now the thing is, Sonny went multi-last round, which is such a...
He's right there.
He had to have heard him get on that camera.
I think he heard him get on the camp, but he might think it's in sight.
He saw him!
He saw him!
He saw him!
He saw him!
He saw him!
He saw him!
He saw him!
He saw him!
He saw him!
He saw him!
Which is why it's really important to always drone near yourself.
Sounded like I'm gonna be drowning by the metal.
Now we're gonna wallbang a half.
Now I'm gonna hope that sunny red pinged coal, because if he did he could start demo scanning him.
And maybe throw some nades and like cut off his movement.
Yeah, I think he's overthinking this and taking it on too many angles at once.
I think all of a sudden he has to do is just danoing him.
That's all he has to do.
He literally just
If you just pinged the goobye you could read
Wobbying it's right there. Wobbying. Oh my god. Wobbying him
Oh
Back to back upset
Bro, I can fucking scan you, get through my dandruff, bro.
I know, I saw you at the AMO's in the camps.
Can I give you a pro tip with Deimos, bro?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't actually have to red ping them to Deimos them.
You can just ping his gadget.
If you would have saw his leashmine and just pinged it,
you can red ping with Deimos then.
You can use your Deimos in the other way.
Oh shit, bro.
Yeah, bro. Not all people know that.
I only know that because I'm an unemployed chat.
Good stuff, though. Two-to-one leads, Sonny.
How do you feel? You feel confident?
Yeah, a little bit bro, it's closed bro, it's closed, it's closed.
It's a very good game.
Now Cole, what do you think of Sonny and how's the player Cole?
Yeah, he's good, he moves the boat, still watches, he's a lot nicer, he's good.
Yeah, like Sonny, I'm gonna be honest bro, I think it's your play.
There's something here, there's something here.
Attackers need to locate any bombs that they can no
Sunny I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I think you've played the game more you can get like
Many games like
Also, Sunny, I'm up to me again, bro. Appreciate the bow pretty good
He has the blue skin. Wait, what'd he say?
You said you hate your skin?
Alright, well now I'm cheering for Cole. I'm gonna give up.
For love! Now I'm trouble.
Two to one lead for Sunny, okay? Two to one lead for Sunny.
Col is the Emerald, Sonny is the Platte if you're just tuning in on you vs the Reggie
Deserve, Sonny is about to pull off an upset.
I don't know if we've ever had back to back upsets on you vs the Reggie Deserve.
The first game was a little bit controversial, but I don't know.
New jammer comes out.
Cole, gonna start running up?
Sunny back on mute, hold on, Nomad.
Nomad! He walked up!
Wait, all Cole has to do is nomad the doors then plant and the game's over.
Nomad all the doors then plant. Nice! Good start!
Good end, Cole!
That's a good shot. Oh my god.
I think he needs a shotgun. It's a good shot.
That is a good shot, boy.
Oh boys, this is probably the closest one we've ever witnessed.
Every round could go either way, dude.
Every round could go either way.
You guys are both looking pretty locked in out there.
I can't.
I'll forget about him.
Now Cole, do you think you have the skill set to reach time
and cold or no?
Uh, I'm going to say no.
There's always, you know, anything's possible.
So I could probably kill if I try, like, play loads of games
in one season.
All you got to do bro to hit the highest ranks in this game bro is completely ruined your social life
It's completely ruin your social life
Put your job drop out of school break up with your girlfriend and or boyfriend
Whatever you have not cut a judge and row if you just play the game bro
You play the game and it's like no listen
Most of the people that get champion in this game. They don't have a life, bro
They don't have a life so you better ask yourself cool. What's more important hitting champion in Siege or have a good life
I wouldn't I was hitched champion Siege, I guess
Cool, I'm just rolling bro. Why don't do that
Kidding
I don't know why you're laughing my hairline is perfect
Are you trying to say that I have a mix out of its hair
my that what you're hinting at by the two to two tie game for cold and sunny tie game
for cold and sunny cold on the dock sorry on the demos
he's gonna take a second super wall bang can't connect gonna start punching
barbara sunny gonna break the fire extinguisher cold sitting on docks
They didn't get back in right now
Sonny might be able to take side office sonny might be able to hop in
What is sonny gonna do?
Dad's eat his food and road. Let's find out. He goes through the red pick on the golf
Oh my god, wait, he might get chopped in there
Sonny gonna plant the thing is if he gets the friend down he's stuck in the corner
Sonny just whipsed
Oh
Finish him! Finish him!
Finish him!
AHHHHHHHHH
Fuck
You ran out after you started your scan
Ah fuck
At least
Oh
Fuck
Bless me, Sartre
Bro, sunny, good work yet again, dude?
You're flat!
You're a bottom of the barrel clap
You're like
He's got
You're shooting on an emerald bro
Yeah
Oh my god, Sonny. Sonny, you're looking good up there, bro. Sonny, all you need to do is win two more rounds and you officially deserve Moe to your Emerald, bro. Are you proud of yourself?
Yeah, man, yeah, sonny did you because when you came into this bro you said I think I'm more confident against a flat one
We put you against a emerald poor. We took you out of your comfort zone and you're winning bro
You should be proud of yourself man like sonny if nobody ever told you they're proud of you, bro
I'm proud of you bro. Tie yourself on the back right now. You need to locate and diffuse as many bombs as they can
Sonny's literally black stuff on the back
Literally do
Cat in mind buddy wait is your name Sony or son
All right
ah
Wait, what is he doing? What is he doing?
All goes through rush he's gonna get wall bang from the left. He did get wall bang from the left, but he missed
Call better start to push up here
This is a solid little angle hole.
He's going to start swinging.
Cole gets on the phone.
Mazikast comes out.
Really good turn work here.
He hacks his Mazikam, but he's going to use it to his advantage.
Oh, does not know that he has a cam on him anymore?
Why be happy?
It worked!
What?!
He came just like when he soon as he jumped.
I was laying on the wall.
Fuck, sorry.
I was just...
I was chipped.
Wait, you said...
you lagged?
I was lagging, like...
just as he jumped out and I wasn't laying on the wall.
And he killed me.
I'm just hoping I'm
I'm just hoping I'm
What we've all been there man we've all been there we've all lied about
Sunny I'm impressed bro. Seriously. I like respect. I I'm gonna be honest sonny going into this
I thought you were gonna get your ass kicked guys ever about but dude sonny you prove you
Man with the 5 gifts, you better check.
He lies like you do when you cope.
Appreciate that, Boggles.
Much love, Boggles.
more win and Sunny pulls off the upset and will have back to back upset and you first
of my kid is her way out. Sunny on the drone. Cold sitting inside. Cold sitting inside.
Sonny on the drone.
Ball right with the five gifted.
Bar.
Sonny for the win.
State of the universe on the line.
Representing thousands of platinum players
who are watching this live
and thousands who are gonna watch some YouTube.
Representing that platinum players
can be emerald players if they're actually good.
Sonny gonna try to drone.
He's searching for Cole. Cole. Nervous. Disappointing all of the Emerald community.
Sounded like he keeps drowning. He's looking for him. He gets off the drone.
He does have his Deimos ability, so if Worse comes to Worst, he gets his Use Deimos ability and find out exactly where Cole is.
On the other side of the coin of Deimos though, is now Goyo's gonna know where he is.
So it's kind of like cat and mouse.
They both know where each other are.
Game on the line.
We are about to watch a platinum player.
Five, two, a Emerald.
Sonny got to start to push up.
Constance had a sight window.
Face it.
He faked the noise.
Oh my god.
Falls back.
He's repositioning.
Is he trying to get back on the stamos?
He retarget squam.
Fine fuck.
He choked.
He choked.
He choked. Jesus Christ.
Ah, go over to your nut sack level.
Ha
Cole like are you going to come back? Yes or no?
I
Hope so that I
Don't think so. Oh cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Let's tell me let's tell me
In this life Cole if you don't believe in yourself
No one ever will
Well, call him Europe and even yourself.
No one ever will.
You can do this, call.
Don't say you have some and make it your reality.
Yep.
Defenders protect your bombs from being diffused by attackers.
Say it, call.
I will come back.
Say it, call.
I will come back.
NO NO! SCREAM IT! I DON'T CARE OF IT SLAYED AND YOU MIGHT WAKE UP YOUR NEIGHBOR!
GOO! SCREAM I WILL COME BACK!
Just me, yourself please.
Okay. Fuck you. This guy's not money. No no no, this guy's not money. Fuck this guy. Legitimately, no.
Who just shot this shit?
No no no. No no no.
Cole droning, representing all of the Scottish Emerald players on Xbox right here right now.
Cole gonna continue droning, he's searching for Sonny.
Wait, Sonny knows about the hop-up?
They know this in pla-at!
He got off with that.
He got off with it.
He might get back on it.
I'm sunny I'm gonna get right back on it. Is he gonna do it?
He's not using a shotgun on mazzi. That is a generational cell
He's not using a shotgun on mazzi. That is a generation son. He's gonna run out
He's gonna win the game if sunny pulls out the parricade never mind. He ran away
He heard him he's in sight. He's planting. No, son. He's gonna choke son
Plants down! Bomb is down!
He crimped off the rotation.
I
Think what?
Sunny
Sonny, you deserve emerald. I've seen enough. You are ready for emerald, sonny. You're a god!
Appreciate emerald. Hey, GG, cool. Good game, good game.
Yo, I admire the class of the sloppy y'all. GG's y'all have a beautiful day, y'all.
Yeah, thank you, bud.
Damn, cold, sad. Sad, you gotta feel bad for cold.
9. Chat, dare I say, we hit a little bit of ranked on PC, and then we hit up league?
We hit a little bit of ranked on PC.
Hi guys, loaded up PC Siege, daddy.
Hi guys, loaded up PC Siege.
Guys, I'm currently PC Platinum.
Like I said, we got a solo queue ranked on PC every single fucking day until we get
championed.
Until we get championed.
That just inspired me to play PC.
I'm not gonna lie.
Not gonna lie.
Bye guys, I'm gonna go Winkle, I'm gonna go Tchenkui, y'all be...
you
Oh, sorry guys, I'm back.
Can I
Nicholas Jinksie Stewart
Hailing from tarpon Springs, Florida the roughest city in America
Can I solo queue your what's up?
From copper five all the way to champion
Can I do it? I don't know on PC with the controller in my hands
No one has ever done this brown. Well, maybe somebody has actually don't know I actually don't know
Yo team what's up yo?
Oh if you guys need anything just tell me okay?
Okay how about we get that mic turned down?
I'll play whatever operator you guys need.
I'm jinxing.
Yo what's up guys what's up man?
Yo teammates I have a better question.
We're gonna win right we're gonna win right?
Yeah, I don't lose bro. But yeah, let me ask my I have a little question. Okay, you guys wanna do my question?
Yes, go ahead
Do you guys think I could hit champion on PC be honest to I definitely think I'm not gonna lie you're better on PC
You're Mike cut out in the middle of this time bro. You're Mike cut out
You're Mike cut out sir. Hello
Okay, yes, sorry continue. I just think it
All right, he's my cut out again. You're my cut out again. It's okay. I hear you. Thank you, bro
Don't go back to our locator boss. It's probably locked up
It's probably still the same
Wait, why are you actually jing see the funk yo jinxie
No, I was trying to tell you to give me Squirtle. I was trying to play Squirtle.
Ba-ba-ba!
No, this is not GenC.
Chico Rita, I like Chico Rita.
I want the 1v1 Squirtle, bro.
I want a console.
I want Chico Rita.
Who is Chico Rita?
I'll be the chico.
Who is Chico Rita?
10 seconds
Five seconds before insertion
Guys visuals dead in three seconds, okay
On peeking spawn peeking
I
Think one's playing bottom red I tagged it. Oh, we do this 10 seconds dead
Oh, I lagged out sorry I'm back now guys
Yo, but he's aiming at the exact pixel of where my head is.
What place are you?
I was actually locked to.
I was like, I was like slow peeking.
Yo, chat, the jump from it.
Like, Emerald, the flat is big.
10,000 bitty donation from Andrew.
Andrew, appreciate it.
10,000 bitty donations.
WM, go to the chat.
Nice reaction time?
Yeah, yeah bro.
Nice reaction time.
I didn't know he was gonna be laying down with the boss.
You guys got this man.
There's one.
Um, I think if you like go to the roof you'll be able to see him.
I
Remoting cover them. Can you go to the roof and a right like skylight?
I'm losing anything
You're game us, you know
Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, aim on the right side. Well, like to the right to the right you throw the right
Yeah, right there. Yeah, right there. That's where me was last thing
a zombie's peeking this window
I have to go in
A zombie, a zombie, a zombie's right here, a zombie's right here
a zombie's right here, a zombie's right here
I got floor banged
PC diamond, let's see what we got
Chad, I'm not saying right here, I'm saying right here and pinging it.
Yo, one's bitch corner, one's on the cell phone.
One's bitch corner, one's on the cell phone.
On the cell phone.
Peek and out.
They both win bitch corner.
They both win bitch corner.
They both win bitch corner.
Fifteen seconds left.
You're slain, Nugget.
Alright, you got ten seconds left.
Ten seconds left.
Alright!
I'm out of playing.
Five seconds left.
Yeah, why would you play it now?
WHY WOULD YOU PLAY IT NOW?!
WHAT IS THAT?!
You're eliminated all friendly.
You got a minute to do that!
Like, like, why does everybody panic and then do it all with 3 seconds left?
Do it when you have a minute!
It's like a backside push.
Here we go, blaming his team.
I'm not blaming my team.
My teammates are not playing the game optimally.
Shut the fuck up!
All go train. Push from train.
Yo Ghost, Ghost what?
Train. E-R-A-I-N. That goes in your mouse please.
Okay, okay. Yo Ghost, first off dude, I'm going to wait for you to apologize for that sentence.
Oh she likes big words?
I just want to do like, fake.
buddy buddy buddy uh nothing is in no pussy no pussy bro stop saying that you're baking yeah yeah
would be good listen listen buddy no no no listen you need to play that 1v2 scenario a little bit
better okay bro you tried planting with five seconds what type of crap is that?
is your drone to locate a bomb.
From next to your ass, dog.
Oh no, it's you.
No, no, no, no.
Listen, guys, we're gonna win the game, okay?
Listen, that route's on me.
I'm gonna leave, I'm gonna leave.
We are gonna win.
That route is on me.
I'm gonna be downstairs.
We need a thermite, we need a thermite.
No, we don't need a thermite.
Yeah, we need a thermite.
I got you.
I got you.
Let's go back, back.
Yo, James, stop fucking yelling at the money.
You just yell at my friend
Oh, just play the game
I don't want to curse
I need to go with him, fuck you, Lord
Should we all spawn peeking?
We did
What did he say?
You didn't reinforce the freezer
Alright, then let's get it early
somebody ripped the hard art no they did it no they did it I know they did it I
would have heard that no they did it he bagged them
I'm down you probably on the window did you say a bad word for the diffuser I didn't know
T, baby.
He didn't say bad word.
Oh.
Oh.
We're standing.
Ah!
I
What is this guy
No, you don't know yours. Yo, let me hear the game. Let me hear the game, bro. I don't need that
I
This guy is weird
So it's left swinging up breath, I'll prep
I think it's swinging up rev
Backed up on the double window prep double less that
All the ones all this time
Yo, hey, hey buddy, buddy, I'm gonna mute you bro, seriously, I'm gonna mute you.
I can't understand.
What did you say?
What?
Jolly Rogers.
Huh?
What?
What is he saying?
Bro, what is this?
What is he saying?
Jolly Rogers, my friend.
Jolly, wait, what?
Let's build a plant.
Let's build a plant.
What is that?
Jolly Rogers.
Jolly Rogers.
Jolly Rogers.
Jolly Rogers.
Jolly Rogers.
Jolly Rogers.
Jolly Rogers.
Jolly Rogers.
what does that mean window plan window plan train window plan no hey buddy
nobody's listening to you bro stop that window plan yes what's this guy's deal
what is this guy's deal money gets crazy all right yo what are what is saying
what I'm pretty sure he just said that everybody knew this guy and then
report this guy but you got boy voice voice chat abuse located a bomb
bro you shouldn't say that bro you're muted and reported now
chat that was a nice 1v4 chat 1v4
what's the plan team?
10 seconds
I'm gonna be honest bro I'm just gonna kill the old team again
5 seconds to go
alright I'm gonna do
you found a bomb, get your way to the location that is shooting
Don't go back to our old place. It's probably locked up and it means
Play CS. I miss yes, I'll get back on CS soon
But bro, I'm on the journey to get champion on seed. No, no
Yo, they just hello
They go to increase
I
I have my balls on itchy.
of
death
of
death
of
death
friendly last operator standing back-to-back one before is it be crazy
I never heard that guy walk I never heard that guy walk up
fucking wait so guys last round we had a thermite what happened to our breaching that
I don't know what your name is.
Emerald 1 player, could you play hard breach bro, or on a next time I'm on attack?
Alright.
He's O-
I'm not gonna go back on attack, I'm just gonna win.
He's O-3 with zero assist and he's not playing hard breach.
Alright.
Yeah, this is- this is all flashing back to me.
I dream of licking with the front.
He got banned? He didn't get voice banned. It would have said it.
It would have said he got voiceband
It would have said he got voiceband protect the bombs
PCC has been fun though
What is this bug?
Bro
Bro
Bro
Bro
Bro
Bro
Bro
Bro
Bro
Bro
Bro
Bro
Bro
What is this bug?
Fuck!
Did this game work for one day?
Ah, precious chronic HD.
Don't be mad.
Two are rappeling. Two are rappeling.
Yo yo, yo listen to me get on my cocktail balcony cam
If somebody stands right here say blow it okay
Game crashes
Yo, this doesn't happen on console this is happening on
Seven to be twice that
Well, what is, like, you check, how often does this happen?
I don't have anything else opened.
I don't have anything else opened, nothing.
Hi, guys, is this my PC?
So my PC's garbage?
I have a laptop, but this doesn't happen to me.
That's fucking cap.
There's no goddamn way.
Why does this happen?
I was going to research this because it crashed twice that night when I was flying off stream.
It's your drivers. All right, this is why I don't play PC.
All right.
I buy a new PC, your drivers, and I just load up console and it worked. And it works, bro. That's it. I load up console and it works.
And it works like why do people play PC legitimately? This shit is shit
Now we're gonna lose because my team is literally worthless. I
Lost earlier to this as well both of my losses today were to crashing I crashed twice earlier I
I have legitimately crashed in the middle of a ranked match three times that I own PC.
But guys it's a new PC.
This PC was like, how expensive was this PC I was, like four grand?
the area keep the bombs protected
You know, when the game's running it runs good, but why does it crash?
I literally lost this earlier today, literally.
Woo!
Also, let's not leave Ubisoft out of this.
Because guess how many times my game has crashed on CSGO on this PC? Zero.
Guess how many times my game has crashed on Battle on this PC? Zero.
guess how many times my game has crashed on me?
that's not even a game
Sphero!
that was crazy
it's only ever crashed on this fucking shit game
careful, careful, careful
can I save you?
yeah I'm reasonable
that was in the window
my game has never crashed on League
never crashed on Val
never crashed on KS
don't give me one
It's only crashed on Siege!
And it's crashed three times in a day!
If we lose this, I swear to God, because of the crash.
I've lost to a crash earlier today as well.
You know what is rappling here?
Two guys rappling here.
Two rappling here.
On my window.
Two repellent piano.
Aw, so heavy.
In, in, in, in, in.
Bo-de, Bo-de, Bo-de.
I've been grappling, still grappling.
One jumped in, one jumped in.
I'm mapping, I'm mapping.
I'm now still here inside.
There should be no.
Dead.
I'm gonna lose two games today because of my game crashing. All right
So, okay cool cool cool cool
Cool, that's actually sick and it crashed in the wager against what?
And it crashed there
Verified files it might help. No, no, I'm just gonna play on Xbox. This is a joke. I
Actually have a vendetta against PC gaming
I'm not verifying this and doing that.
I turn on my Xbox and I click a game.
How is something more expensive, more dog shit?
How?
How?
So what do I do to not crash and see each?
I have to spend 18 grand on a PC.
What do I got to do?
I legit- I'm legitimately gonna lose that.
Flight Reacts IQ, nope, literally anyone who's saying that is unintelligent.
I am simply logically laying out an issue.
When I play on Xbox, this does not happen.
There's no IQ.
Oh, update your drivers.
I'm saying hey on console I click the game and I tap the game and it does not
crash anywhere near as much as PC that is a factual statement there's no IQ that
goes into this I should literally be on like a 18 game winning streak but I'm
gonna lose cuz of my game crashing
I
Confidant for lazy people. Uh, yeah, it shouldn't be work to play games
Has the whole world gone crazy?
If I spent three grand on PC
There is no godly reason why this should ever crash
My game should never crash
Shadow realms.
Curtains for you too.
It's pretty easy when my game's not crashing.
the
book of the all along
it's just too goddamn easy out here it's too god damn easy
my game doesn't crash and I killed our whole team again I'm gonna lose this I
I can just tell, the game would have been over, OVER if I didn't crash.
Yeah like I legitimately, you know what I can't stand?
I can't stand like the PC gamers who like look down on console games.
I spent less money on my Xbox to play Siege, and my game has crashed maybe one or two times
on Xbox in the last three months. On PC, my game has crashed three times in a day.
So, hi guys. What do I gotta do? I have to cut off my left testicle,
uh uh uh uh fucking um sacrificed my ankle so my game my game doesn't crash what do I
gotta do
I'm gonna do that and it's gonna crash again, and then I'm literally gonna burn my PC to
the floor, live on stream, and switch to TikTok dancing.
I'll do tiktok live streams where I dance.
I'm not kidding.
I'm gonna update it and then it's gonna crash again.
And then I'm gonna burn every PC in my house.
Can't one up a wall, I think it's...
Oh, I see.
Camping 21.
So in PC, Emeril, we're not shooting glass.
You got it big bro. My bad for ever peeking here. Holy shit. Why whenever I upside down
rappel it's like my entire cock and balls is on the screen. But when somebody else upside
I don't see anything and I just feel the vortex of ammunition like what is that?
Say something to them
3v2 is on his 48 speed this should be like pretty easy to win now
Yo once freezer
Yeah, sound call for easy
Maybe in our bar
You guys should wait for Snake to walk up white.
Yo, sound call?
Maybe top-line pallet, Snake.
Like, turn it right.
Top-line 23!
Nice.
Top-4 eliminated.
Stop!
What is that?
What is that?
That's...
That's dude.
That's dude.
That's dude.
That's dude.
That's dude.
That's dude.
That's dude.
Yes, let's do it.
Yeah, bro.
Good stuff.
Stop vaccinating.
You're trapped.
Moving myself clear.
If I'm carrying my team, and I'm the only human being
on my team, which is a reason why we're in this game,
and me and the Xeno guy, if my teammates are 0 and 5,
3 and 5, 4 and 7, I have every right.
It's actually not even a right.
It's my moral obligation to vaccinate a game.
It is my moral obligation to vaccinate a game.
If I'm top-fragging and I have three teammates going either deep negative or double negative,
it is my moral obligation to backseat a game.
Yes.
DuckDVD.
And I'm saying like productive shit.
Yo, South call top white.
Yo, wait for Snake to walk up, then swing.
Don't just give them individual walls.
You're in Platinum lobbies, can you chill?
Emerald 3, Emerald 2, Emerald 1, Emerald 2, Diamond 5, Emerald 2, Emerald 1, Emerald 1, Goldbite.
If you think this is a flat lobby, you have a 45 IQ.
45 IQ.
Actually, maybe 30.
There's literally one flat in the lobby and a 10.
Junko one brain cell with the five gifts in three standard bro
Glad to know we got drugs for that chop
Do something don't just cry I'm ten and three what I'm doing every time
Shadow rounds.
I feel like that has to knock him.
He's black here to death.
He plant my con.
Are you made out of metal?
I shot them to get twice that SMG11 at once.
How's this guy alive?
How's this guy alive? How? How?
If we lose, this game would have been over if I didn't crash.
Your chat, watch me crash in round nine.
So High Five, when you say update drivers
and verify files, how long does that take?
Can I do that now or do I got it out tomorrow?
Grim's on, Grim's on, he's on.
Jynxie, my virginity is yours for the taking.
Uh, mods, Permanently Van Carter, thanks.
Up for last upstanding.
I'm out of here, Jynxie.
Above you, Legion, yep.
Looting new mags!
oh my god if we won thank god
Oh, for a reason, I should accept it.
Dixie, I have-
Dixie!
Yo!
Hey, GGs, man, it was a pleasure.
Dixie, I have climaxed seven times to this stream.
Thank you.
Uh, mods, why is Carter still typing?
Yo, I have a sub-mode.
How's it going, bro?
Um, I mean, do you want me to be honest or no?
Yeah, yeah, of course I want you to.
Um, I've played 25 games on PC.
I've never had a single game crash.
As soon as I get on Siege, it crashes three times in a single day.
See, I'm pretty fucking pissed.
Okay, so I could do some remedies so I can see what's going on.
I will like the preference that updating your drivers does reset your GPU and what's
you're streaming off your GPU so stream will crash for 30 seconds.
But we have our own toolkit, so that's okay. Stream will stay up. Me, we'll
just go purple screen for a couple of seconds. Okay.
You sound awfully skipper today.
Hey, love working with you, Jakes.
See, the thing is, High Vives, you're like a PC like henchman. Like,
you're like, what is the word, Jack? High Vives is like a, you're
You're like the PC, like you're in the Illuminati.
You're in the Illuminati of PC, bro.
I don't want to say that, but basically what I'm going to do right now is I'm going to
verify my files.
Let's see.
Verify my files.
You're jacked.
Can we actually listen to these sentences of PC players?
They're fucking verified, bro.
Let's play the game.
Verify my files like that. Can we actually like this isn't even real right?
This is going to verify the integrity of your game files. That's what I'm going to do right now.
So that's just going to take a little bit.
You're verifying the integrity of my game files.
How can a file not have integrity? That doesn't even make sense.
Well, there is corruption. Obviously, games can, some files can come out.
No, don't say games.
Let's just call it what it is.
Siege, R6, bro.
Don't try to sneak in anybody else.
This is just Siege.
Well, yes, also Siege is very driver dependent.
So- Of course it is.
Bro, what's, no, have us.
What's a driver?
Like, bro, have us speak English.
What's a driver?
A driver is basically a GPU update that you're running.
So basically NVIDIA pushes out updates for GPUs,
And what that will do is that will either kind of unlock certain performances for other games.
Usually it comes after every game comes out, but then they can push updates throughout the week.
Okay, okay.
But it's basically just how your driver...
So a driver is, it's not a car driver, it's just a driver?
Oh, all 950 vials successfully occurred by bad means, it was 9 vials, so basically what I'm going to do is, because Ethan was your vial, and then everyone said 1 made 2 vials and we're stored.
Whoa, Hunter X Hunter has a McDonald's order, have I?
You are satisfied.
Chad, should I get the Hunter X Hunter meal and food review?
I'm not working out any more because of football training over Jack should I get it Hunter X Hunter oh
$15
So that's Rami on McShaker fries. Oh
Lemonade
What is the food though chicken nuggets and fries oh
Oh my god and hunter sauce bro let's go Derpy McFlurry I'm gonna get a mini
cuz I'm watching my cat rich okay chat I just ordered the hunter X hunter meal
from McDonald's guys W what is slop hey how about my PC's gonna crash
So basically what you'll see during this give me one second. I'm trying to just get your drivers
Chad this guy is so PR bro
Bro, how about you're like PR bro your PR now Chad did how about to become PR
Says you all right L health yo chat I'm getting
Hi guys, call PC a dog shit, bro.
Call it a dog shit.
No, PC's the best platform.
See what I mean?
This guy's on payroll.
I swear to God.
Yo, bro, who's paying you NVIDIA or something?
No, no, I'm just gonna run you through this.
So basically, James, we're gonna find your...
So you have a GeForce NVIDIA RTX, sorry, 5080.
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna select that
and we're gonna select Windows 11
because they're running Windows 11 right now
We're gonna find the GPU driver and this is gonna give us the GPU driver that is the latest up-to-date version
And then that version should be good for Siege. So you see this as G4's game ready driver right here
We're gonna download this. We're gonna do this and we're gonna download it
Bro is that you Jerry what happened bro this guy is like a robot right now chat so bro. He's a robot PC henchman
He's paid by Nvidia bro
All right, so if you were downloading it, um,
I have a stream.
Explain this to me like I'm five. Hi, guys. I don't know what any of this means. What is a driver, bro?
A driver is just basically like an update for your GPU. Oh, do you understand, you know?
Please select that. What's my GPU?
Uh, your GPU? You have a 5080. Now, Chad's gonna say,
But basically there's a brain dead.
Okay, what's it is to the 5080 and a 5090 does one have a 90 in it?
No, the 5090 is like max win, but
Let's see how much how much is a 5090
I'm gonna keep every other person a 5090 basically. I mean you're millionaire, but the 5090 starts at $2,000. Just for the GPU
Shiasa
$2,000 for a GPU
Bro, but chat, you know what it's about bro. It's about not lighting money on fire. That's what it's about
It's about not lighting money on fire
$2,000 for a GPU bro. I hate PC gaming to begin with buddy
It's gonna crash the screen
Yes, yes.
Jack, when I get back, we're going to play some more PC ranks,
play some League of Legends,
and we are going to review the Hunter X Hunter meal from McDonald's, y'all.
But it should be like 20 seconds, 30 seconds, but everything.
So this is awkward silence, bro.
I thought it was going to end.
Now we're just all sitting here.
It's preparing to install right now.
Oh, chase it.
Wait, maybe it's going to crash.
Hey, maybe it's not going to crash, bro.
Wait, maybe they fixed that, actually.
Chad, maybe the stream won't crash, guys.
I can't even read frigging Chad, because we got two monitors
pulled out of GPU.
Oh, I got you, bro.
Chad, should I leak my IP?
Kidding.
Sorry, Chad, I'm kidding.
It's all I'm thinking about.
But Chad, I'm not going to buy my IP as dynamic.
So even if somebody leaked, if my router was dynamic,
So you do this, somebody got my IP, I can just change it.
Get fucked.
That is Janks.
Well wait, couldn't somebody like find my address
for my IP?
I mean, Chad, you already know I'm in Turf and Springs, so.
IP is just like a general area.
Oh.
Chad, are y'all planning on visiting Turf and Springs
anytime soon, Chad?
Let me know.
Bro, it's so soft over there, bro.
You know I'm from the hood, right Janks?
Yeah, I've, yep, classified the hood, Erie, Pennsylvania.
you
you
chat are we back
So have eyes what did we do explain what we did
Latest drivers so the latest drivers are the optimal drivers for gaming you get
More performance, but also it helps not crash in video games
So when PC gaming?
Games aren't developed equally
You know what I'm saying? So some studios work on this game other studios work on this game
But it's the same game but for different platforms. You know what I'm saying?
So basically our six PC they develop it for our six PC
So you have to make sure that all your drivers are fake. Okay. It will crash
So you were out of date, bro. You were probably like months out of date
Yes, well, maybe explain it like a little simpler just so the check and understand
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So basically we've been an update to
There's no other way I can explain it, bro.
We've made my PC faster.
No, no.
We made it stronger.
We made it more stable. We made more stable.
Oh, chat. I know y'all get it. I was just trying to sort of make like
Sort of make him explain it again so I could get it.
it why are people talking ron deo dingolivo because we said stable stable and all
though oh holy aura holy aura
okay hi guys are you ready to watch this ass kicking no yeah you should be good
now check you guys gonna watch the face house or go God the core house video or
or another rag game.
How long's the video?
How long's the video?
20 minutes.
It's in YouTube?
Yeah.
And then he started dribbling and giggling, astounded.
Chad, it's in YouTube?
I don't see it.
Oh my God, there it is.
I don't see it.
Is this it?
Oh wait, it's not 20 minutes.
Wait.
a minute oh it's a better trailer whoa it's music they haven't did it yet they
haven't did it yet both you lazy twat yo hey buddies buddies I gotta get on
League later I gotta get on League find the video make it make it I'm gonna go
pee yo chat talk to god guys this is high-fives the
stream talk to that
I was going. Now, um, let's put this on the screen. Oh, this whole monitor is fucked.
Can't see nothing. Oh, I'm going to see if I can fix this. Um, no one wants to see the
Really?
What are you doing?
I have it.
Wait, no, this is the wrong one, bro.
There we go.
Wait, but does it have music?
The whole shite side down the music.
It could be bad.
Let's give one minute.
We can't just end YouTube.
Yeah, but I don't want to watch the trailer. I want to watch the whole thing. Is it not out yet?
That's what my name is, that's what my name is, sorry.
The video has music in it.
Oh, no worries, bro.
We ready to watch the video chat?
Yeah, they do, they do.
I don't want to hear it all.
It is out.
All right, guys, let's watch it.
Guys, let's watch the video, guys.
It's 10 minutes.
I know, babe.
OK, wait, nice high five.
I'm nice, nice.
Chet, here we go, y'all.
Here we go.
Here we go.
No, not GG YouTube.
Chill, chill.
Chet, are we ready?
I'm ready to go to the video.
Huh, one minute?
Yeah, I should be no music,
I promise.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Jades and Lentelman,
are we ready
for the new $20 million house tour
of the core boys.
Problem.
DJ YouTube.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Let's do it!
New house, new crib.
You gotta pop it up, you gotta show it.
So basically in a way, Marvin joined Faze.
Basically in a way, y'all.
Basically in a way.
Let's go!
So while we've spent been obviously you have a lot of money to stay in that you know
Holy crud muffin. Jeff this looks like a wine cellar. No
Say a wine cellar
kind of gay. Um, kind of like very you know library wise like
Yo, Jack, let me make myself clear if you type skip
The mods are gonna forcefully remove you with force unless you're into that sort of thing
What the hell is Jason wearing, bro?
Is he wearing headphones that aren't connected to a phone?
What the hell is happening, bro?
He has headphones that aren't connected to a phone.
Lameen, you all fit?
Oh, I know what you're doing.
Buddy, he is not Lameen.
This is not what I'm gonna say.
I don't even know what I'm thinking for it.
I think I'm gonna do something like Vincent.
This isn't really fit the box.
It's like different types of stuff like that.
You know what I mean?
Man, I appreciate it.
This is right now all fits, but I'm gonna turn it into...
Can you react harder?
See, this is like the type of shit
where it's like, brother, I don't even wanna react.
I'm not some wind up toy.
Can you react harder?
It's like, bro, shut up.
And then, you know,
it's like, you know,
you're gonna have to make this a little more concise.
Get some Bob Go right out to the work bombs.
I have both places, you know what I'm saying?
And then, obviously, the back room,
not crazy to see in here,
but also, first floor, right outside,
you know, see everything.
It's kind of like gaming, here.
Oh my God.
Oh!
Hey, don't call it, we're ready.
Do not try it.
Leave!
No!
First floor, first floor bombs,
you know what I'm saying?
And another one was on the first floor.
Right over there.
Why is he walking?
Come on, Barry.
I don't know, Seth, where are you going?
Welcome to my humble abode.
So as you guys may see, it is a very open area.
So you do see a lot of my old stuff from the last house here.
I'm going to make this a table.
No, you can't move.
What?
Oh my god.
No way.
You're really propelling against us.
We learn that we prevail above all odds.
I don't have haters, but it's OK.
So basically, you're removing everything out
of this room and turning it into a stream room?
Yes.
I have back here, like a little Altman scam here.
Maybe, you know, Marlon was talking about
turning that room of his into like a bedroom.
This might be like some other city, you know what I'm saying?
It's pretty cool right now, bitches!
Let's move!
So this is what my question was.
How does gooning work in here?
Because like,
like imagine you're just mid-stroke,
literally just gooning into a sock.
And Jason the ween barges down your door.
How does gooning work?
It's a little, little tricky, little tricky.
You have to be like Dexter Morgan, bro.
Never get caught.
Oh, official kitchen.
This is the kitchen.
Matt, cooking segmentation.
I got the samovas.
Oh, holy shit.
There it is.
Wait, are these two fridges or a freezer?
What the fuck are you talking about?
No way you get both bridges.
Hey, I say crackers could be.
I say crackers.
What?
I say crackers.
Whatever.
Okay, we gotta keep this game.
The last kitchen was disgusting.
Flies ever go.
Listen, listen, listen.
Flies in a kitchen.
Say what not, Hebrew?
How is there flies in a kitchen?
If you have to...
Yo, if you guys count the pauses,
I'm gonna let y'all know right here right now. I'm gonna cut the video if you count the pause I'm gonna cut it
He's trippin', he's trippin'.
Anyways, listen, this is probably where I'm gonna put my setup, big angle right here.
You got a bar over here.
I'm probably gonna put a lot of production shit over here.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, it's definitely gonna be like this.
Okay.
Connect four on the roof.
Okay.
Look, I need the next person.
Brother, there's nothing to go in.
What?
What the fuck is this?
God is on the top.
Yeah, this is what I said, bro.
Why is their headphones, if it's not connected to anything?
I actually can't really focus on anything else right now.
Chill, chill, chill.
Anyway, access to the pool that is working on the pool, but...
Bro, look at that view. Oh my gosh. Wow, that is crazy.
Dude's backyard. Should we go to the backyard or wait?
Let's wait. We good.
Let's just take a look at the backyard.
Okay. It's huge!
Look at this view! Look at this fucking view!
Wow!
That's all right. Just imagine what we could do.
Chat, that is cray-cray. This isn't LA though. This doesn't look like LA.
Nope. Where is this chat?
Who is this?
I don't think if we tried.
Stop counting the profits!
As God as my witness, I'll cut this shit!
My god!
Where's this at?
The view is just fucking dirt hills.
Hey buddy, this isn't dirt.
That's grass.
Calabasas?
We should try to do that.
We should try to do that.
We have a 360 driveway, so it goes in all the...
IRL Rockin' League.
Unfortunately they'll never be...
What did Ron say?
IRL Rockin' League?
It's driveway segment again.
Yeah.
I mean, not unfortunately.
Nah, much.
I love that.
They told us that that is a brand-new $12,000...
No, they did not.
No, it is...
Brand-new...
Did they grill?
Yes, there's a full barbecue.
Do you check it?
Can you imagine how hot dogs we can make out here?
No, fuck.
Okay, now you're talking about life.
Now you're talking about life.
Everybody's here.
Everybody's together.
Everybody's together.
Everybody's together.
This is sick, bro. I'm not even gonna lie. This is sick
Come on, boy, we gotta put this back on.
Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Yes, I'm starting, I'm starting.
Everybody help, everybody help.
The HLs.
Oh, Matt, 19 pauses?
All right, I'm at 19. Let's make it 20.
21, 22, 23.
24, 25.
No, because since the pause counter matters so much,
every time I lay my hands on a video,
it's, let's run it up.
Oh, you guys keep track? Who knows?
Anybody know anybody know I don't even fucking know
Start stretching the sound actually we don't have to the yoga mats out here because
Perfect right inside to the left. We got a gym
Home gym.
We're lost.
I think we have to go around the house today.
We just always play around.
This is the new living room.
Hitman, appreciate the five gifts you had, baby.
We got this nice, brand new couch.
So the ceiling's tall.
Big space, tall ceiling.
Shade the mirror on the ceiling.
Our pride possession.
Right there.
Redacted clamp.
The content we're going to show up in the year.
Yeah, we've had two.
And we're going to get the third.
And a streamer will go down.
And we're going to get the third.
And a streamer will go down.
And we're going to get the third.
And we're going to get the third.
And a streamer will go down.
And we're going to get the third.
We're coming for that third, it's my favorite area of the house, I'm gonna be in here every
single morning, adapt, it's changing, he's transforming.
broken a hop-on league or what uh hey oh I don't know Ricky I don't know Ricky
it's in the title Ricky how about you do me a favor pal and take a fucking
chill pill how about that Ricky why is everybody in a rush in here we can't
enjoy this video it's 13 minutes we're halfway done
Welcome to the game of Mafia.
Yeah!
Somebody dead soon.
Someone dead soon.
That's a Ron Farmer.
I know a Ron Farmer.
Nice to know him.
As you can see, we have an entire bowling alley.
Wait, Ron.
Ron, let me bowl you.
Let me bowl you.
Let me bowl you.
Let me bowl you.
Let me bowl you.
Who do you think you are?
Who's in there?
Who's in there?
Come on.
Come on.
There he is.
Come on.
Wait, I can keep it with this.
I'm gonna fucking keep it with this.
That is sick, bro.
That is sick.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Can you watch the video on 2.0x?
Alright, let's see how it sounds.
2.0x?
Oh!
This is what you want me to do, legitimately.
This is actually how impatient this shattered.
This is what you want me to do.
No, take that!
Take that!
I'm not doing this for a video. I'm not like I'm not watching this like this
I don't know it was like a war crime to pause a YouTube video on the stream, but you know what guys I got you
I guess I'm in the most occluded part of the place. Please. So we got no outlets
But we have more real estate than the last house
So everybody else has a mega mansion room and K-Sod is in a storage container? What is this?
LARPING. Ron is LARPING. Yo guys, do you guys even know what LARPING means?
Like no one uses that word properly.
Yo guys, larping is when somebody pretends
they know about something that they don't know about.
LARPing is when somebody pretends
to know about something that they don't know about.
That's like, guys, no one uses the word properly.
That's not larping.
Jinxie is such a larper.
You're larping right now.
Okay.
I didn't saw some windows.
Oh, no!
Get him!
Get him!
He earned us the vote!
This case is a 19 car garage.
Brand new Audi!
Who needs 19 cars besides literally fucking Pablo Escobar?
It gets to a point, bro.
It's like 19 fucking cars? God damn it!
Highbyes said me
Little balcony area, I don't know what to do with this.
This is where I'm at.
Woo!
I'm out of a bottle though.
You maxed it.
Y'all not alive, I know you're going crazy.
Fuck a hole for me on that couch.
Hey, how many spots did you bring it in?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
I think I'm going to put the on set up here.
So this is where I'm going to stream, right?
Fuck it, this.
What do you think about this?
I would put the chat TV here.
I feel like there's some cool stuff here.
Stay fucked with this.
Now you want to know what is insane though,
the bathroom is nuts.
No!
It ain't real, but I might actually have to use that.
Bounce it!
Bounce it!
Bounce it!
Bounce it!
Bounce it!
Bounce it!
Bounce it!
Bounce it!
Here's first, time to start the family!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
All right, you got a 360 panoramic conch!
Oh, this is a 360!
Hello!
Oh, this is tough.
React harder.
Every time someone says this stupid shit,
it literally makes me wanna not even react at all, bro.
React harder.
Yo, bro, shut, like, legitimately shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
Like, shut up.
You don't give a fuck you haven't seen your shit.
Shut up, I'm not actually at 45 pauses.
It's inflated because I was spam pausing to prove a point.
I said you're too.
Why won't you?
I'm deaf. Can you turn on subtitles? I got you, bro.
Subtitles are unavailable for the video.
Hi, guys. Can you whisper that guy and tell him that he,
sometimes unavailable? Somebody text him.
You think about me having said,
this is a fucking insane.
Not all the creeps I've lived in.
Wait, what the fuck we did?
Is that a bidday?
Bro!
Oh my god, I've never seen one of these.
Bro!
You could literally put your ass hairs right in this.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Why she likes this?
This is a word
You're courageous
You're so hospitable, it's out of this.
Jay, if you barred out water and break, can you just bring it back?
Yeah, I'm a bonus.
Wait, wait, wait.
Do you want a bottle of water?
Yeah.
You just can bring it back?
So right here, we actually have four bedrooms.
All basically, right next to each other.
I decided to take this bedroom right here as my main bedroom.
You know, I got the bed, the TV, I got the couch.
I'm gonna be put in a nasty in this bedroom.
Let's go, have a seat.
So right next door is actually my stream room right through here
Yes, it's gonna be in that corner. I already got it all set up. We got the jerseys on the wall
Kobe, Luca, and Shaq
I'm about business
Oh, what's up?
Oh, oh, oh
I swear
Oh, did you see it?
This is business
This is up, right?
Fuck you, bro
Yeah, so these are from Ron and Daphne's birthday
And this was also for my birthday.
I actually just bought this out for years.
Shaggy Goby, you should put like, turntables out here.
You think that it's possible to have a quick shot?
A quick shot?
To the basketball court from here?
Oh yeah.
You need a hot spot.
Like, oh my god.
Really with a catapult?
You really wearing an apple bro?
It's Halcy.
This old catapult.
That's fire.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh no no no.
My bro.
No Al Lacey, we just got bro.
We joined the wood in the new house.
No, he's gonna take all the shirts off.
Hey, hey, hey, it's my room right here.
You know what I'm saying?
My room.
It's calm.
I stole it that messy jersey.
Hug it up with the water.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, I also, I don't know that messy water.
No, no, no, no.
Stole that shit.
This room will be fucking.
Chocolate bar in the bed.
I'll turn that little gold blue.
Restart the video. I just joined sir. You have what I like to call narcissism, bro
We're not gonna restart the entire fucking video for thousands of people because you just joined
Stop pausing or else appreciate the five gifted
Oh my god the Lebronesee chatty however the jinx the Lebronesee
I
Should kind of look like a drink for
Everyone's rooms look bad organized. I don't know why and how it's been a day since we
I mean I have baby ults. Having baby ults is very, baby ults is healthy. Here's the problem.
There's this, I have baby oil literally right here.
Brother, there is a stigma around baby oil right now
and it's literally, chat, let me explain.
Baby oil locks in up to 10x more moisture.
No peritons, patelliates or dyes.
On the wet skin compared to an ordinary lotion or dry skin.
Guys, it's not jitty, the problem is,
baby oil is actually really good for you
and a lot of people have baby oil
and they're applying it daily.
I apply baby oil all the time.
Diddy ruined this shit, bro,
because he had the free cops
and now there's a stigma around baby oil.
Baby oil is actually ridiculously healthy for you.
Seriously.
Yeah.
I told ya, when they, when J-
I'm being dead ass.
Party?
It's a-
Look it up.
Oh no.
My skin is dry.
I like that.
I'm not oiling up right now.
I'm talking about how, like baby oil is not,
like there's a stigma around it.
And your friends,
I just sold as a set.
It's crazy.
I'm not too much shopping, bro.
For me too.
All my shoes right here,
I organize everything, come to my closet.
It's pretty dirty, not organized at all.
I just started, this took me like two hours.
I did this by myself.
The sandwich are gonna hit in here.
I know, bro.
Look man, my chat, they love to send shit.
So yeah, I'm being here.
It's got SpongeBob socks
Not as organized, but
That's my shit
This is personally my favorite part of the game
Bro, please, I was gonna say the same thing
Yo, I was gonna say the best part
I was like the best thing we could do
I mean, but no, we got a staircase right here
I don't know how to cook
This way, maybe? I'm gonna get a lost in here
Right, wait!
Wow
We could actually never have another part to save in our lives
No, we gotta figure it out
Wow holy shit holy shit bro
Wow
You should be the most high about this. Now there's no way you're going to get any one car in the driveway.
That's true.
Wait, do I have a basketball court? That's actually so useful.
I know you're doing that, bro.
I know you're still on the way.
That's right. That's right.
Hit that.
You will find a way.
And Silk, you should also be the most excited for this one.
No one.
Stop out in the positive.
What more air balls, who?
You think you got to get that one?
I'm the most excited for this one.
Because we were asleep.
Yeah.
Can you explain the video you're watching?
watching I'm blind um it's um a house tour we're watching a house tour
whoo basketball court and tennis court but if you're blind how did you type that
Oh, okay.
How did it?
No, no, no, no, no.
Braille, oh, braille, okay.
Oh, or voice command.
Like I'm actually about to get my jumper back.
Bro, I'm going to tell you the most underrated sport of all time and it's right here, bro.
Tennis is the most underrated sport ever.
No one plays tennis.
No one knows how to play tennis.
Bro, you want to get into tennis?
I watched Rafael Nadal highlights or Roger Federer highlights tennis is the most underrated sport bro I used to um I used to play a bunch of tennis games on my we and dude I would play tennis with my brother like in my dad and my other brother it was fun tennis yeah no back
Very underrated bro tennis is the most underrated sport
Yeah, bro, this house is ridiculously nice, dude. That is insane. Look at the views, too.
No, nobody nobody y'all listen. I'm gonna say right now. We found anybody everybody anybody
Come get it!
Chad y'all know I'm good at basketball, right?
Don't start doing the stupid ass emotes.
Y'all know I'm actually good, right?
Do I have to show you all my highlights?
Why is everybody laughing again?
Guys, I'm good as fuck at basketball.
We have the best player on the squad.
Yeah, I'm looking at him right now.
Does that screen give you a lot of life?
That's not that is the worst map ever heard.
40 plus 30 plus 30 hundred years old wait 31 21 team 31 team I bought things
on 40 31 listen y'all please do us a favor like and subscribe to this it's a
Brand new channel, the old one that we had last year.
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, we lost the password.
So we're sorry for you.
You can't get that back.
Bro, they should make, like, I'm not even kidding.
This is fucking sick.
They should make, like, weekly videos on this channel.
And not like bullshit, bro.
Check, look at the Sidemen, right?
Bro, the Sidemen have been making weekly videos for how long?
Like 10 years.
They are, bro, but even on the Phase Channel, they weren't
making weekly videos. Bro, anytime like YouTube groups or whatever comes together like this
and they make weekly videos, it's sick. They should do it every week, bro. Every week.
Greg, this is our first video, you'll see videos on the channel every week and we'll be live tomorrow.
Alright, listen y'all, we had a little bit of technical issues, we could not get internet,
so now our stream, our first stream together is May 2nd, little adjustment on the 2nd of May.
Tap it!
We're coming for it, man!
Legitimate!
Legitimate!
BLEEEE!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!
I'm gonna hit it!
BAH!
Fucking sick, bro, legitimately, that is so sick.
That is so sick, man. Seriously. Ws. Bro, and the thing is like if they're not in phase or are in phase, it like that's not saying it didn't really matter. Like it wasn't about the logo that was in it. It was just they were just a funny group.
You know what I mean? They're just a funny group. So like the logo or whatever, all that is bullshit, bro.
Bro, that's why you shouldn't really be in, like, a org or something where somebody has ownership of, like, you.
Cause then it just gets weird, bro.
If they- like, look at the Sidemen. The Sidemen own the Sidemen.
Nobody fucking owns it besides that.
You know what I mean?
Call Dantez? Okay, chat. Should we do one game of Siege or get on League?
One game of Siege or get on League?
Yeah, look at the sidemen bro. Who owns the sidemen? The fucking sidemen on the sidemen.
And the sidemen are legitimate, like lifelong friends. Like that's why that group is the
greatest YouTube group of all time. That's chat, leave your seeds right of the bowl.
Sidemen are fucking goaded bro. The sidemen are so fucking goaded. Chaos, take them
to 2-1. But you see that group, like the core group, that group could build into
something insane, bro. But they have to post group YouTube videos every week. If they don't
do that, bro, that's troll. They have to do it every week. Have to. Oh my God, go to this
ball. Chat, vote, vote, vote, vote. Oh my God, it's close. Is Dante's on?
where's my duo where's my league of legends duo is that that's all right
what is this guy you know what we're gonna do is from play for the Raptors and
afterwards I'll probably just look for the reset yeah this guy yo all right chat
Here we go.
He's Dante's buddy after his game.
Well guys, it was a fun stream bye.
Oh my god, Cosme, you're complaining about the game of the stream bro?
Instead of just leaving the stream, which Cosme, you could just leave the stream.
But instead of leaving the stream, you're gonna leave this comment, then leave the
stream.
Get fucking banned!
Scout if you can burn.
Chet, is Dante ready?
Is Dante ready?
Oh wait, how do you fuck some up doing this?
Oh, he's listening to the music. Okay, okay, okay.
Let me load up League. Let me load up League. Let me load up League.
I've mined! Load up League.
Chet, we have to get better at League of Legends, guys.
Have to get better at League of Legends. Have to get better.
better this is day fucking five let's fucking go this is day five but let's go
this is day five but let's fucking go
this is day five but let's fucking go high-fives load it up open chests wait league has chests save
Say B'Lahdi, bro.
you
you
you
Hi, guys!
Hi, guys!
Hi, guys!
Hi, guys!
Pick up, pick up.
Hi, guys.
I left my chicken nuggets
outside.
They've been out there for 45
minutes.
So, I'm going to pick up.
I'm going to pick up.
I'm going to pick up.
I'm going to pick up.
outside they've been out there for 45 minutes I'm gonna go get them can you
take over the street yes don't fuck anything you know what you're right
Hi, guys, I'm gonna go get my nuggets, bro. You take care of shop
I'm still a fucking traitor.
Hurry hurry hurry.
You're finding these things in your 5.
Go go go.
$500.
That's fine.
I thought you were a millionaire.
Thanks.
You don't see it.
He doesn't know.
All just got update.
No.
We fuck.
This is the max one. This is the max one.
If we get max one, these are going to really have a monitor as well.
Oh
We'll get a butterfly, gambletoppler, and move.
Cool.
Come on.
Oh, no tip, no tip, please no tip, please no tip.
What happened when I was gone are you doing a fucking trade up
No Bowie, no Bowie.
Yo, how it's...
Hey, how is this mic working?
How it's...
Hold, hold.
Wait, hold it up.
I'll ask questions after.
Yeah, wait a minute.
Oh, oh no.
That's good. No, no, no. That's good. That's good.
Oh, oh no.
Oh.
So, bye-bye, may I have a word with you at my office?
I went to go grab McDonald's for three minutes.
I come back to a fucking knife traded up on CS.
How much was this?
I can just check the steam balance, actually.
Yeah, yeah, no worries.
Oh, you spent $500 in three minutes on Steam.
I don't know if it would be possible.
$550.
Yeah, shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
Yo, hi, VICE.
Listen, Chad, if you type profit, you're banned.
Hi, VICE.
I didn't check.
I don't know.
It's not, I really did check.
It's not profit.
Hi, VICE.
I'm going to do a food reviews, bro.
OK, while you do that, I'll buy five more.
No, no, you're not buying shit.
Hi, guys, I need you to go full cam, put on TTS,
playing once every 30 seconds.
Chat, McDonald's has released
a Hunter X Hunter McDonald's collab.
I am going to be giving a unbiased reviews
because as y'all know,
I'm not affiliated with McDonald's.
Okay.
What?
Wait, is that a kid's meal?
This isn't.
This is not Hunter X Hunter.
What the fuck is this?
What the hell?
Chad, this is not.
Why is there not on it?
Oh my, oh no, it's the McFlurry.
I thought my Jordash Shiberd not it on it.
Oh, lemonade?
Here's the McFlurry right here.
Fuck!
Oh my fuck.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No!
Two days to launch at 100 bits.
Alright, I'll leave it at 100 bits.
Sherlock is doing another trade-off though.
He's gone, he's gone.
Go, go fast, go fast.
Go fucking fast, go fast.
Just one more, just one more trade-off.
One more is Max-1, one more is fucking Max-1.
Big Mickey 9 cheered 100 bits. Open FIFA packs its last day of Krem tots.
So, we spilled a McFlurry on the floor. High five, does TTS on?
Yes, TTS is on.
Ladies in, what's going on down there?
High revenge 700 and 90 I don't like when you're clicking random
on when you'll play last high-fives high-fives stop high-fives you won't
stop this immediately you will stop bro stop goose-painting she had 200
stop wasting money this is company money you know what trade it up but
don't do the axe axe axe straight up an axe trust me it's the method trade up an
axe trust me
jakey react to fake this whole of same video rip it off like a fucking babe
Hey, Blaine!
All right, get out.
Get out of my greasy.
Yo, get it out, get it out.
Oh, that's bad.
Oh.
Hydrated napkins.
It's GTS on, bro.
What's up, Django?
Hope you're having a good day.
Could you do a little something?
Hello, Jack, how you doing, bro?
I would love if you did.
Yo, how about I put a sock in it?
Jack, today we have Jynxee Food Reviews
Returning life have not done this live in probably two years. Hi, I'm so glad that just happened
Okay now guys
There is a bunch of new stuff
Guys there is a funny to cheered 100 in McDonald's like a bunch of stuff quick question jinx to see do you have a hair eating fungus?
All right, so you need to grow TF up and put some big boy pants on what does that even mean?
Jack
Today we're gonna be trying the hunter X something McDonald's meal with new fries
Hi guys
Why is the TTS playing every five seconds fix it?
McFlurry, y'all! New McFlurry flavor!
Alright, now...
First thing we gotta try is the McDonald's fries.
Now I'm gonna be honest, these things look fucking depressed.
They look a little bit lymph-dick.
But, it's nothing a McFlurry can't change.
Now, Jack, the OG fries tech.
is you always dip your fries into the McFlurry and then you have that the hell's wrong with you
yeah I'm gonna be honest they're soggy y'all I they were at the check they were at the front door
for like 30 minutes I think y'all. These fries are soggy as shit.
I don't even enjoy this.
You hang up! I don't even enjoy this.
You think the third time's a charm for trade-ups?
Yo, uh-uh.
Get this motherfucker off of me.
Looves cheered 200 bits.
Why do you yell at everyone for not aiming head level
when you aim at Pien level two?
Are you backseat gaming during the flu review season?
OK, Chad, I'm going to be honest.
First rule of McDonald's is if you
try to eat it after the two minute window of it coming
off the fryer, it's going to taste
like a soggy ball of depression and I'm just gonna be honest these fries fucking
suck Abraham off chaired 100 bits when is the hour with
Ups up when is the what all right so fries three out of ten if it wasn't for
This is McFlurry.
Five to zero, but it doesn't matter
because guess what, Chad?
Big McGee nine cheered 100 bits.
They give you this.
Open FIFA packs its last day of prem tots.
Chad, look at this and look at this.
Whoa.
Now we have chicken nuggets,
But, in this new bundle, there's a new sauce, guys.
Rameon seasoning.
I think you're supposed to put this on the fries.
Duh, I should have did that.
Then underscore close cheered 200 bits,
jinx you are the goat.
I hope we're not too fast.
Let's put the seasoning on the fries, okay?
Oh guys, maybe it'll taste better now. New McDonald's seasoning. Maybe it'll taste better.
Milford underscore cheered 100 bits. McFlurry in the PC will surely make it stop crashing.
Next up we have to try the sauce but first I'm going to do the OG technique dip the nugget in the McFlurry.
This is probably why I have Mantis.
Ladies and gentlemen there is a new sauce in McDonald's the Hunter X Hunter Demon Sauce.
sauce. Pyrofant 719 cheered 200 bits. Give us a date when you'll play the last of us.
And I'm going to be the first guy to ever do this. On screen. The Hunter X Hunter.
Oh my God, it's purple. It smells really fucking weird. New McDonald's sauce. The
sauce with the nuggets.
Type Richard 100 bits. Hey Judy, when is the clash collab with Bonnie blue coming?
I'm going to be completely honest with y'all. That is literally just sweet and sour sauce.
Next up, hot honey sauce.
You know, Jack, I'm going to be honest.
This tastes like good old American McDonald's.
Three steps off of roadkill.
It's underscore-odd and shared 100 bits.
Jibby, why are you so bald? It makes me excited.
Hot honey sauce? I don't do well with hot stuff.
Let's see how I do today.
It looks like sweet and sour.
That is really good.
All of them.
The RTS TV cheered 100 bits.
Stop pausing the video reaction boy.
If this food wasn't cold, that would be pretty good.
Now, most importantly, the NUMIC Flurry Flavor.
The NUMIC Flurry Flavor.
The NUMIC Flurry Flavor.
200 bits.
When are you in Cedral Plain League?
But I need a spoon.
NUMIC Flurry Flavor, but I need a spoon.
I saved this for last.
This is the part I'm most excited for. New McFlurry flavor.
Wow.
10-4 LD cheered 100 bits. Mood awaiting room.
It's like blueberry ice cream. Wow. That's very good, guys.
Whoa, bro, that's ridiculous.
Goose-paming sheared 200 bits.
Come on, jinxed.
See, stop denying it.
The whole furry discord misses you and your succulent cheeks.
Look, I have no words, bro.
If you think I'm in a furry discord, you need help.
I'm not in a furry discord.
also beat up if that was you typing that bro legitimately go fuck yourself
all right let's rate everything McDonald's new fry seasoning six out of ten
Scrubby Duffy cheered 100 bits jinxed so you should do a Minecraft hunger games
tournament. See now that is a good idea. Now that is a good idea. That might actually be
the best...
What happened to the skin of it?
Reverb 1,888 cheered 100 bits, where's FootCam?
That was the weirdest chasing nugget I've ever had in my life.
Also we're not ever doing a foot cam, bro.
JINXI I was your door dash driver and I might have put my PP in your burger, my bad girl.
Chat last nugget, type the SpongeBob sad emote.
Last nugget chat, type the SpongeBob sad emote.
Hi guys, we're not doing a foot cam.
Absolutely not.
Well, Depp.
It's underscore odd and cheered 100 bits.
You always getting full.
All right.
We ate all of the nuggets and the fries are soggy.
No, I can't do this.
McDonald's, um, bro, the McDonald's in England was so good.
26,941 shared 100.
Tell Don't tell them warming up right now.
See, I signed my contract for the army not too long ago. Love the streams. Keep it up.
Thank you for your service, my friend.
Chad, tell Donch has a Mormon up right now.
Bro, the McFlurry turned into liquid, so I could just drink it.
Yeah, but to be honest, I'm disgusting with my tongue.
The two heart-chilled 100 bits, have you been watching the Orlando magic?
They have been bawling.
No, I haven't.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, chat.
Every time I eat McDonald's, it's like the same feeling as after I jerk off.
I just feel like a piece of shit, bro.
I just feel like a piece of shit every time I eat McDonald's.
I can't finish the prize.
Cracked Tiers cheered 100 bits.
Let's get another trade up.
Nope.
Right, chat.
I'm gonna go put this food away.
Guys, I'm gonna go put this food away.
Honestly, though.
I don't know.
McDonald's, y'all never fail to, um, disappoint.
So yeah, it was another disappointing McDonald's mukbang.
Bro, I missed the McDonald's in England, bro. It was so good.
What is kid 100 bits the way you licked that McFlurry turns me on good boy
Yep, that's the end of the mukbang right there
Thank God I wasn't eating it while he said that be our be gone
Yeah, I'm not check out put away this food
I can't forget my lemonade straw.
All right, guys, I'll be back in two minutes chat.
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Stop Tommy cheered 100 bit
I don't have a day seriously, bro
It's like $700 at fucking trade-up!
Can't have three cheered 100 bits.
What happened in For Honor Fetti told you, you wouldn't last 30 minutes.
do another stream with Sarah Marie.
169d cheered 100 bits will you get moved our stream back
XLCS cases.
You have to try harder.
You should lower your expectations.
I'm no quicker Barbie.
I was never cut out for a problem queen if I get more.
Pretty stupid.
All right, y'all.
We ready to go, bro?
It's time to head ready.
It's time to head ready.
No profit, profit, profit.
Hi guys, did you do another case opening?
How about, did you do three case openings in three minutes?
Are we dead ass?
No.
All right.
Are we dead ass?
Carambit Doppler? Are you finally done eating? What do you mean finally? That was like five minutes.
Oh cool, the lemonade tastes like water. Nice.
Uh, I mean, did somebody piss in this? What, what the fuck, bro?
Every time I get to McDonald's, it's a fucking nightmare.
brother mcdonald's in england was so good
and if I get more ready do you think he will like me dissect my insecurities I'm
a deep bag surgical project it's good being hard to breathe this plastic
Big rap in my jeans
C'est la vie, la vie
I'm calling Don't ask
Yo!
Yo bro
What the fuck is up?
I was about to ask you!
I have never been more ready for League of Legends a day in my fucking life, Dantez.
I played this morning two games with Master Yi, one, one, lost one.
I'm fucking locked the fuck in, buddy.
And tell me, in the games you played, how did it feel?
Sort of like the equivalence of the first time I ever got a boner.
Um, well, no, I would say the first time I ever masturbated, but the thing is the first
time I ever jacked off, I actually shot three blanks.
Uh, I was jerking off to the, uh, Nicki Minaj and a condom music video and I shot three
blanks when I was in seventh grade and I got scared.
So I didn't masturbate till I was in 10th grade.
So I wouldn't say I was at the first of my jerk off, probably the second time I
jerked off.
That's how I felt when I won that game tonight.
Wait, wait, when you jacked it for the first time, you did it intentionally.
Like it wasn't a mistake.
Oh, no, like I heard about rumors from my buddies.
They were like, yeah, bro, if you just go up and down,
like you'll basically get hard.
So then I was watching the Nicki Minaj Anaconda music video
and I was already getting kind of hard.
And I was like, wait, what's happening?
And I tuned and I shot three blanks
and I thought it was gonna die, true story.
Dude, for me, the promise that I didn't even know
to masturbate properly for like the first year so to always get like carpet
burnt on the tip of my penis.
What were you doing to how are you masturbating?
Have you ever heard of the doorknob method?
No.
So you know when you like open a doorknob, right?
How you put your hand around it and then you twist.
That's what you were doing to the tip of your wiener?
Yeah dude, that's how I think it's a jidney sensitized.
Like it was fucked up.
Oh my god.
So you were just sitting there twisting the tip.
You were not actually stroking?
Yeah, and after like one year I was like dude why is, why does everyone say stroking
their shit?
Like maybe there's like a new method that I haven't like learned about yet.
And then I tried it and I was like wait.
This doesn't hurt anymore.
Holy shit.
Did you ever shoot blanks the first time you gooned or no?
Well, it's because the first few times it was in the shower, so I have no idea because
it was like mixing with the soap.
So that's why I also soap it under my urethra.
So it was like a really painful experience.
Yeah.
Rule one of gooning, bro, is you cannot involve soap with your urethra after the
Yeah, no, it took me like three years or not
Yo, bro, are you okay? Listen bro look
That
All right, let's talk about this JC. Are you ready for coaching?
Okay, well guess what we're doing today as our first exercise
Practice mode mate. Is it gonna be practice mode coach? Yes, but we're not gonna practice your mechanics
So I noticed that an issue that you have is
Sometimes you don't actually know where your keys are on your keyboard, right?
Bro, yes, yes, I have a big issue with that. Yes. Yes. So what we're going to do is we're
going to enter a practice tool together and I'm going to role play as the enemy jungler
in all chat and we're going to blame each other. And the goal is that you need to get
to a point where you're typing fast enough and where you know where your keys are
that you end up figuring it out so you don't have to look at your keyboard anymore.
sounds fucking incredible. Yeah, because bro, Dante's, I'm new to the keyboard gaming thing.
I've been game it on controller my whole life. So I actually look at my Q sometimes and my E
sometimes and my W sometimes because I don't know where it is. Yeah, that's why that's why
I'm telling you, we're going to need to do two things. The first thing is we're going to need
you to actually figure out where the keys are. So that's what the flaming practice is going
to do. And then the other thing we're going to do is I'm also going to want you to remember
that your keys are not the actual keys on the keyboard, but your finger placements. So for example,
you know your ring finger. I've never had like a woman wear it now wears that.
Is this after the right of your middle finger? It's the irrelevant one. You know the one that
doesn't have a name like you have your thumb your index finger your middle
finger and your pinky but then there's one that's like fucking a relevant like
no one gives a fuck about it what next to the pinky yeah exactly that's all you
had to say bro another thing about it you're right but anyways so that finger
okay that one you're gonna remember it as Q like that finger is not like
Jinx sees finger next is pinky nowadays. It's Q. So what is your finger my ring finger is Q
Exactly, and then what's your middle finger? W. Am I am I finger finger is E? Yes?
There you go. So that's why what we're doing now is we're doing something called
Association does that make sense? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. All right perfect
So now James, I'm going to invite you to practice the whole game and we're going to practice our flaming. Are you ready for that?
Yep, ready.
Now before we start, tell me right now
What is your like best flame that you can possibly think of when you resolve my claim?
Flame, like roast?
Yeah, like imagine that mastery from yesterday that ghosted and stream sniped you.
Like imagine you could sit there and you could think of the most
Diabolical devious thing they could ever tell this guy. What would it be?
Bro, I don't know because I'm not really that good at the game. So I don't really know what I could say
Well, dude it so we're one about League of Legends when you're flaming someone
You never want to actually frame them based on the game
You want to try to figure out what their insecurities are by using what I call the shotgun method
Wait, stop. Let me get my notepad for this actually. I need to get my notepad whenever I join this call.
Yeah, that's all good noise.
Alright. Does anybody here know what the shotgun method is?
Okay. Don't test.
Say that again, Don't test.
Okay. Rule one of flaming in any online game is that you want to use the shotgun method.
Shotgun method. What is that?
So the shotgun method is where you throw out a bunch of different insults, kind of like the spray of a shotgun, until the person that you're flaming stops typing and you know that you struck a nerve.
So for example, you're going to say they're going to start flaming him and you're going to be like, you're a loser.
And then he's like, haha, no, I'm not. Okay. On to the next one. Your parents hate you. Haha. No, they don't. On to the next one.
Your
Granddad died in a car accident and left your grandmother with crippling debt
And now she's in the dementia fucking Alzheimer's home, and she doesn't even remember you and every time you tell her you love her
She doesn't even know who the fuck you are
And then he stops typing so you know that you struck a nerve
So now you hammer in on that does that make sense coach? I don't know if I'm comfortable with the third one, bro
That's pretty deep dude. Oh my god
I don't even know if I'm comfortable for that one.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
I had to project for that one because my granddad died of Alzheimer's and he didn't know who I was.
Sorry to hear about that, man.
No, it's all good because nowadays I'm a challenger, so we're chilling.
Okay, so Jensi, what we're going to do is I'm going to invite you to the practice for now, okay?
Okay, yep.
All right, join.
Alright, I'm in here right now. Let me nobody to grab my notepad again. I'd love would you actually give me like notes like that
That was good. I said shotgun method
All right, perfect. So what we're gonna do is you can lock in anything actually, no, no this we're gonna do
You're gonna lock in mouth fight. Okay, and
I'm gonna lock in Master Yi. Okay, so we can I love Master Yi
Yeah, but Jinxie we're not actually playing we're role-playing it's like I'm larping right now
Okay, okay got it. Yep. So you're gonna pretend that I'm the master you from yesterday
And when we get in game, I'm gonna type at you and you're gonna type back to me, okay?
So we're just gonna type to each other
Exactly so what let's start
And it's gonna help me with my keyboard yep it is
Okay
No, I miss what happened wait did you miss spell all?
No, I misspelled
That's fine. So listen rule two of flaming. Do you have your notepad?
Yeah wait I'm getting my notepad now. Hold up. Get your notepad. Rule 2 of flaming. When you're
flaming someone it is okay to have spelling mistakes as long as you can get your insults up faster.
Bingo. Alright perfect. So now respond to me fast.
okay nice that's what I'd like to see okay so now we're gonna make you practice
the shotgun method okay okay yes yes I recently saw her and she hugged me yours
isn't love you wow okay so now what are you gonna say
Oh my god! Jesus! You said to do the shotgun method! I'm just listening to you, coach!
Okay, okay, okay
All right, so now what do you do?
Bro coach how does this help me in league coach? I'll be in league
You know what it is that listen Jin see Jin see I told you the trick to being a good lead player
Okay, yesterday. I talked to you a little bit about the universe, right?
Yes, yeah, okay now. I'm gonna talk to you about it a little more in depth because I realized I didn't do a good enough job
So I don't know no fat for this. No, I just want you to close your eyes and listen. Are you ready?
Yep. Okay. So I need you to just understand something. Let's say tomorrow you go outside
and you are now colorblind and when you look up the sky is purple. What color is the sky now for you?
Perfect. Exactly. Let's say you go around and you're broke. You have $0 but you feel like you're the richest man in the world.
What are you? You're the richest man in the world. Exactly.
Because the thing is that our experience in life and how we act how we are and how we think is all
Composed of what our brain believes right so everything that our brain absorbs and everything that our brain believes
Is what our reality is are you following? Yes? Oh?
Okay, so that's the reason why the thing about League of Legends is that it kind of encapsulates that
because it's about mental warfare because if I can make someone on the enemy team
believe that he is a piece of shit or if I can piss him off enough that he
believes that killing me in the game is more important than winning and it
causes him to lose then now I am using an extra strategy to properly win mental
warfare you could get a mental warfare yes you get him to over commit to try
to kill you and then your team just ends up ganking you.
Exactly!
That's the reason why.
Have you ever heard of Sun Tzu?
He wrote the Art of War.
I know Sun Tzu and I know the Art of War but I never read it.
Okay, so in the Art of War, one of the rules of war that he talked about is how when he
would actually start a war, instead of actually sitting behind his troops, he would ride
in front of them and he would do it completely naked, pissing on the ground in front
of the enemy army.
the reason why he would do this was so that everyone would be pissed off and
angry they would over commit and they would lose the war do you understand
yes yes okay so so if I were to tell you that I want to train you to become the
Sun Zoo of League of Legends how are you gonna do it Jinxie by harassing the
the enemy team into literal mental insanity, harassing them so much so to the point to where
they lose all sense of reality and sanity and they try to kill me whether my teammate
saved my life.
Exactly!
Now, Jamesy, there's one flaw with this plan.
What is it?
I don't see a flaw, honestly.
The flaw is that Riot is like big brother in 1984 and if you say mean words that they
don't like they're gonna fucking ban your ass, right?
I should have said that, yeah.
So how do you not get banned, Dantez?
That's the thing.
So the way that you don't get banned is actually by taking the art of flaming and
applying it in a different aspect.
Now do you remember what I told you to type to the enemy team yesterday?
Um, yeah, it was something about the stench in my pants or something.
I don't remember the exact sentence.
Yes, exactly.
So the thing is that the first level of being a mental warrior in League of Legends is you
flame people.
The second one is you flame yourself so they feel like they're losing to an absolute
retard and they can't take it and it breaks the fucking brain
so how do you want me to do that bro how do you want me to do that bro like
tell me about farming CS bro what you fuck it this coach is in jake see oh my
I'm gonna do that!
JX!
JX!
Listen!
Bro!
Why are you...
Dude!
You just won two games of your last four!
Why are you questioning my methods?
I have a plan for you!
Let's...
If you just trust in the process,
you will be challenger!
Okay?
Sorry coach, sorry coach.
Okay!
Now I'm gonna type something in all chat,
and I want you to tell me how it makes you feel.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
What are you typing?
What the?
Yo bro.
So how does that message make you feel?
Imagine I just ghosted you and I killed you level 1
and I stole your red buff and I typed that in all chat.
What would you think?
I would probably burden my PC, bro.
I understand what you're saying now.
I get it now, bro.
OK, perfect.
If you understand this, then you're
ready for League of Legends ranked.
Are you ready to get into the session?
Yes, bro.
Yes, bro.
All right, let's do it.
All right, coach, let's get right in here, bro.
Let's get in here.
Coach, do you want me to screen share?
Yep, I need to screen share this.
We're going to have to look at it.
Okay, so now going into today, right? You won two games right yesterday
You're you felt really good like you were sitting there Jinxie. You were dropping dick off
So how are you feeling going into your first game right now?
Brother born ready for this like listen League of Legends is the only game
where I've ever started it
been absolutely putrid at the game and
and not quit it. I have not quit League of Legends. I have played County today. I have played League of Legends every day for five days in a row.
A lot of people are saying I'm a pussy. A lot of people are saying I'm a loser. A lot of people say I'm a premature ejaculator. A lot of people say my hair line is proceeding.
At the end of the day, some of those things might be true that I slipped in towards the end. I will reach a high ranking league.
I'm not going to reach Challenger because I do want to go look at the sunlight, but I will rank up.
I'm going to get out of iron. I might even get out of bronze. I might even get out of silver.
Who knows? But I will reach a high ranking league because I'm committed to the craft. I'm committed
to the game. Okay. I like where it's going, but I don't like it enough because it's not. I might
get out of iron. I might get out of bronze. It's I will destroy everyone in iron. I will
annihilate everyone in bronze. I will make the silvers my bitch! So I want you to say it again,
but with a little more conviction. I want you to show everyone how you really feel.
If you cue an iron-ranked lobby today in League of Legends on North American Eastern servers,
I am going to put my wiener so far up your tight ass in jungle. You are not going to know
what to do in GTA as long as the rating costs are consensual in GTA. I will be the best
jungler in the history of this fucking game. I'm coming for you, Don Tess. I'm gonna be
better than you!
Better than me? You think you can actually do that?
I know I can do that, Coach.
That's what I like to fucking hear!
Let's go, RG Reddy. Coach, RG Reddy.
Jinxie, I'm telling you right now, if there's an enemy jungler that's matched against you today,
your dick's gonna go so far up his fucking ass that when his girlfriend gives you a kiss, you're gonna get a fucking blowjob!
Do you understand?
Yes.
Okay, John said, also, I need help with harassing my teammate, and help with harassing enemies.
Both, probably, because my teammates are unbearable.
Okay, so there's actually something that you can do right where if you really want to sit there and you what like let me ask
your question do you really want to sit there and improve a hundred percent?
Probably 110 percent.
Alright then we're gonna have to do something really fucked up but you're
gonna have to disable your chat so this is the last message that you're
ever gonna type to your teammates okay I want you to type the last thing you're
ever gonna type to anybody because after this it's Jinx against the fucking
world whatever you feel like is appropriate I want you to take initiative
Oh god.
Is that good?
Jynxy, I have bad news.
What's up?
Oh my fucking god.
Wait, it's fine.
Pack them.
Okay, this is okay.
Yep.
So Jynxy, something that we're also going to have to do.
Can you dynamically add 30 seconds of delay to your stream?
I'm a back, can you hear me?
Yep, you're good.
Okay, so now.
There we go.
All right, perfect.
Okay, so what you're going to do is just open your rooms because you have the wrong
rooms right now and I want you to take ghost. Take the third one.
Yep, there you go. Alright, there you go, you're good.
Okay, so now, Jinxie, listen up. The biggest thing that you're going to encounter
as a problem in League, I'm telling you right now, is going to be the ghosters
and it's going to be the stream snipers. So that's the reason why.
30 second delay and also waiting one minute out of game
and putting your Q on a second monitor so no one sees it,
It's gonna be your most important asset, okay?
Putting my water in another monitor?
Like your clients, like I'll hide your clients
and then you can hide it too
so that people can't see when you're chewing up.
Okay, buddy, yep, sounds good.
All right, bro, are you ready?
Give me a second, I'm taking a little bit of caffeine.
Okay.
You okay?
I'm good. All right, never been better. All right. Who's ready for this shit?
Don't test
Listen to me, bro. I need the highest level of energy coaching you can imagine a bridge. All right
I need to be coaching me in fucking flow state. I'm gonna play perfect
We know there's a stream sniper on the other team. Okay. Yep. We know this
So listen first things first, I'm gonna ask you a question if you're on blue side and you start on blue
Where do you go after?
Blue buff, frogman, wolves.
There you go.
And you remember exactly the order, right?
Do you have it locked down in your head?
Blue buff, frogman, wolves.
Okay, so now James, you're gonna have to listen to me
because today we're doing something
that we haven't done for the last two days.
Are you ready?
Born ready.
I'm gonna teach you how to not just farm.
I'm gonna teach you how to win.
Oh my god, yes!
Are you ready enough fucking to win?
Yes!
Bro, oh my god, yes!
But listen, listen, it's important that you listen out.
Because even if I'm trying to teach you how to win,
it is important that everything that I've taught you up to this moment,
you actually do.
Because if you don't, that streamsepper on the enemy team gets to win.
And do you want to give him a win?
I would legitimately rather jump and do oncoming fucking traffic than give this guy a where
Dude listen think of it this way if you fuck this game up, right?
It would be like your your girlfriend cheats on you with your best friend and you're
So I want you to walk to the red buff this game walk to the red because we're clearing top down
exactly good so I want you to do right now a little bit of practice where you're
going out to the red walk towards where you're gonna go up to the red I want
you to sit there exactly now James he walked back to the red because what if I
told you you don't have to click on your minimap just click upwards exactly
yes there you go and don't and they go I see you're doing the fast clicks
you're not holding down the mouse that's what I'd like to see so it's
It's gonna be red? No, no, back to red, back to red, back to red, back to red, okay.
It's spawning in five seconds, now it's all on you, because you're gonna have to sit there
and spam your fucking Q, like your life depends on it.
Alright.
You're climbing this camp, perfect! Holy fuck!
Okay, now, now, there you go, this is good, this is good.
So now, okay, I'm focusing, so now what you need to do is you're gonna smite it
when it's at 600 so you can just have a brick at 600 smite and then walk to your
box your thoughts good control W control W WQ and then start using it so now kite
towards so now I'm gonna give you some information okay top lane looks about
even libeling looks about even your body shoving in now if your bot lane is
shoving in it means that if you're gonna get to the crab right the
scuttle crab where you can log down the jungler that you'll actually be able to get it before him because you're gonna have your team with you
So take the crugs press Q Q and now walk to the wrappers. This is good. This is very good
All right, so while you walk okay in the future do not use your W like that while you're walking because now you just wasted it
What are you exactly?
It heals you
So it's like it's very important for the early game. So now finish these wrappers walk to the wolves while you walk to the wolves
I want you to drone mid drone bot for one second each time. Nope. Okay now bot
Pull it back perfect. That's what I like to see control Q control Q
That's good
That's fucking good. Okay. Now Jinxie if you keep doing it remember to auto the big ones only walk towards your blue
buff because don't forget you want to make sure you're doing all these things at
the same time I know it's a lot but once you can do it it's gonna be perfect
yep that's fine you can walk through the room to this good WQ good alright so now
strong mid strong bot and I wanted to keep pressing Q while you do it so just
keep pressing Q alright there you go good and now you're gonna walk to the
blue buff after this is one of your fastest clears I've ever seen you do
blue buff blue buff no other right exactly good and remember you don't
always have to click on your mini mount if you see it on your screen it's better
to click on your screen okay so now smite this and get ready because if that
mastery is in the river which he is you're gonna go fucking ballistic so now
just take this take it take it all right good and then afterwards go to the
Crab go to the crab go to the crab control and walk to the crab
Okay, now Joan Bob. This is fine. So now what you're gonna do is WQ kill the crab
Jinxie we're about to do the most insane jungle the feather after you kill this crab
You're gonna walk to the top crab use your Q use your abilities. Okay?
Yeah
Yes
You're on a timer Jinxie. He's on your fucking ass. He's like a bad out of hell
He's like James. He's getting double crab. It's jungle dip my parents fucking hate me and he does not want it to happen
So right now you can go for this
Now I want you to hover over the bush and press forward over the bush press forward push like that
I just like yeah, so Ford gives you vision
So if you press four in a bush, then you can see if he's coming you just double crab now walk top
Joan top and what's up? No, no not crugs top top Jin see top. No, no. Yep, right there now press D
Press D and now just fight however low the young is there go. He's under our go chase. Just chase
All right, so now you can try to fight this
All right, now do it you got this
Okay, this is good. This is good. Okay, you can back off. It's fine. All right
just to look out so in the future jinx you just so you realize that three seconds
that you spent because you weren't moving that could have been the young kill you
understand the importance of seconds now yes yes bro oh my god yes yes no don't
listen listen it's like you got 99% on a test and I'm telling you the one
question you got wrong instead of saying sorry you should say look at that
fucking jeez ass getting prolapsed got it got it got it what does prolapsed mean
prolapsed you can wait about it later but for now you're gonna go for the for
the wolves okay prolapses what happens after you eat a bunch of Taco Bell and
you have in shit for like a week and then you go finally it's horrible got it
got it all right so now it's gonna be wolves and then afterwards grump now
Now while you're farming, don't forget you want to kite the camp and you want to drone.
So walk towards the gromp, and then while you're walking towards the gromp, drone mid, drone
bot one second, okay?
That's good.
Now start hitting.
Start hitting.
Start hitting.
Good.
So now while you're farming, because you're going to reset after this, I want you to
just spam WQ.
Just spam WQ as much as you can, and drone mid bot.
Just concentrate on drone, because we want to see if there's going to be an opportunity
after.
Okay?
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
Good.
Okay, now reset.
Press B.
Fast, fast, B, B, B.
There we go.
Okay.
You have a-
LOOKING GOOD, DOCHES!
LOOKING FUCKING AMAZING!
So now, you're gonna press P.
Okay?
I want you to right-click the-
the- I get the Ioni boost, that's fine.
On the left, yep.
And then afterwards, right-click the green dildo.
No, walk back, walk back, walk back.
You gotta be f**king playing our dodge ass!
Dude, it's not not not! It's fine!
We're gonna do something for you after to make it easier, okay?
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, so now, when you get to the red,
what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for another clear,
because right now, you're dead locked with the enemy mastery.
You guys are like the fight of the f**king Titans.
I want you to imagine, did you ever watch Attack on Titan?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, imagine right now Jimmy Armored Titan and he's the fucking colossal
But you guys are dead locked against one another and you don't know who the fuck is gonna win
But let me ask you a question. Did you know who's gonna win Jinxi?
Okay, he wasn't a part of this but that's fine
So now finish the Crogs walk to the Raptors, let's go
All right, so I'm in it's plane to something and maybe you're gonna be able to understand it
Okay, but the reason why I like packing towards bottom and I make you do it is because when you finish all your camps
Now you're gonna be able to go for the dragon
Got it. Got you so fuck me. Yep
Let's do it, but jinx you listen
I'm smart, but all of my knowledge is being imbued into you
So that means it's like if I'm smart, you're like me, but like a mega mind version. Do you understand?
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. All right. All right. Good. So now I want you to drone bot, drone bot, and then drone on the dragon.
Okay, so now let's walk bot, walk bot, walk bot.
So now the reason you're walking bot here is because even though your blue buff is up, there could be a gank opportunity.
So now while you're walking, alright, it's done now. So now walk back to the booth. This is fine.
So JNC, in the future I want you to do something, okay? When I tell you something like Rock Bot,
you know how you click on your mainbob to walk to the other jungle camps?
Yeah. Okay, when I say Rock Bot, the best thing you can do is right click on the mini-map
and then drone on what's happening. That way, you're not surprised by what happens, okay?
Got it.
because right now it's like you're sitting there and okay imagine a kid gets
locked in the basement for 10 years and you pump him full of steroids but after
10 years you have no idea what he looks like or if he's even alive right the
thing is that us droning is that you have cameras in the basement to know
when you're gonna fight him when he's 20 who's gonna actually win so now
over here you're doing good you're droning butt press D and just walk
at them. Jaxxie this is a fucking kill. Jaxxie this is a double kill. Press R. Okay so we're
gonna go on top of the Yi. This is good. Press Q and D. D. D. Press D. Press D. Press D. Nice.
Nice. Walk to the Zerry. Zerry yes. Walk up. Walk up. Walk up. Walk up. It's fine.
It's okay. You're good. You're good. Okay so now you're gonna go to the dragon.
Okay there's no play left here. So we're just gonna walk away. We're gonna walk away.
The Leona is a tank where she's stream sniping. That's why she just said that. Press
B you're gonna reset
Dude and imagine all those people that said you shouldn't teach Jinxie jungle. It's too hard Jinxie could never jungle
Yeah, right?
What do you have to say to them now?
Brutal fucking mug!
Absolute brutality!
All right
So let's go to the crags now because now we got a refurbish. We got a refurnish
We got doing other folk here because right now James see when you're sitting on all your camps are up
Okay, imagine it's like flash for you out, but you only get one elixir every time a camp gets killed. Okay?
Yep, so what are we gonna want to do when we see all of our camps up?
Get all the
Yeah, exactly because when you kill them all then you're gonna have more mixer for the fight, right?
Yeah, exactly. So that's why now you're gonna walk to the wolves. This is good after the wolves
There's 20 seconds up until the ground so that means in that time what you can do is you can actually do the dragon
So I want you to do these wolves and then I want you to drone bot
Let's make sure it's a good play because we don't want to do a point. It's a good play
So now you're gonna go to the dragon. Let's do it. And now I want you to ping. Do you remember how to do that from yesterday?
Exactly so now walk off walk off. It's fine
Exactly and I'll go back to your grump. So this is exactly why we drone because you saw that you was there
Right, so you back off with the information and now you make another play. That's less risky
Do you understand kind of how the game works now? Yes
Good, so now we're gonna do the gromp and then we're gonna go to the dragon and after we go to the dragon go to the dragon
Yep, you're gonna type in all chat about how full your fucking diaper is. You understand?
So what you're gonna say is you're gonna say oh
No, actually, okay scratch that you're gonna say see I made a poopsie
So now press B after you kill this and while you're backing you're gonna type that so press B and now type it
Slash off
What is it exactly coach? So oopsie. I made a poop see
And coach what is the point of this again?
Mental warfare you're the fucking son suit rig of legends. Yeah, so now go to the red. Let's get it done
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Now, Jynxie, you're in the fucking driver's seat.
How does it feel when you're actually about to-
I'm never gonna lose again!
You're undefeatable!
No, bro.
Oh, I love this fucking game!
I'm telling you, and it only gets fucking buttered.
Imagine in the future when you're actually going to kite all your cams second nature.
Imagine when you're gonna drone like it's nothing imagine when you're gonna know intuitively when every play works
You literally feel like you're the light yagami of League of Legends like nothing and no one can stop you you know everything
Yes, bro, this is the fucking energy. I need
Yes, it's what is required
So now listen you're gonna get the rafters after the rafters. Where are you going?
name but this is the next time. Yep okay you're gonna wear the wolves while you're
going for the wolves drone mid so on your mini-map we're gonna have to practice
do you have a driver's license? Yes. Okay you know how in your driver's courses
that you teach you that you want to glance at your rear view mirror once every
three seconds? Yes but now we're droning but with looking at your mini-map so you
don't always have to drone but you have to know when you want to drone
By looking at your mini map. So like here for example, we see that no one's mid, but now Leona shows up
So maybe now you're gonna say, okay, maybe I should drone soon, but I don't really need to yet, right?
Yeah
All right, good. So that's why there for example when you're on the Raptors
Maybe there could have been an opportunity or potential for a mid lane play
But you didn't know because you weren't looking at enough and you didn't drone
So imagine in the future when you're gonna do that
Alright, so no, exactly snow jinx. Yeah, I want you to walk but why am I saying walk but no one's there and I get pre minions
Did you lie to me
No
You said you said it's your first time ever playing League of Legends
But the answer that I just heard is an answer that not even some challenger players would give me
Well because my brother's on me
There you go
All right, so now you're gonna reset just recall
So as a jungler a lot of the time how you're gonna want to determine
Where you're gonna path where you're gonna go and all this stuff. It's gonna be based on objective timers
So now right click the first one the black paper. You don't have gold so it's okay
You can just walk out so what that means is that here for example the rift held this up
So what you're gonna do is you're gonna jump it see what's happening. What's happening that?
So you have priority mid, your Ash has a lot of HP, so I wanted to walk to the Herald.
So you see how you were walking to the Krugs, but now you had more information that makes it so I'm not walking to the Herald this better.
Yeah, I don't know where the Herald is now, brother.
The Herald is the purple guy.
So, yep, yep.
So, I...
No, the boys shouldn't have done that.
Right? That's fine.
Uh, so run away.
I don't know if this is a good item.
Actually, no, you can fight, you can fight again.
Yep.
This is game winning. This is Gensi against the world!
It's too goddamn free. It's too goddamn free out here. It's too FUCKING EASY! IT'S TOO EASY!
And now I want you to think about the fact that the players that you're playing guns right now...
Oh, Gensi, it's all on you.
Good!
Alright, so now in the future, right, what you can do is think of flaming like tennis.
If he says one flame, you can counter with another one.
So if he says my team is so lost, say, yeah, just like your mother was in the Amazon rainforest
14 years ago when the last time you ever saw her was
bro what the
uh coach I don't know if I can say that coach
oh my god listen we'll talk about that later
that's just semantics it's fine so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go
for the Raptors and you're gonna clear
now what just respond on the map were you looking at your mini map
uh dragon dragon dragon dragon there you go
So what are you going to play for me dragon dragon dragon? So what I want you to do is I want you to ping
G pull it down. Oh
Um, okay, that's fine. It doesn't matter
So what we're going to do is we're going to look for the gromp because even if he takes the dragon
Is it going to win him the game?
No, they're already down
And they're fucking literally
They're playing with two feet on their keyboard right now
Yeah, and guess what you have a fucking foot fetish
So all ten of those toes on your fucking mouth
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
All right, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go for the red buff, okay, okay, gotta go
And then after the red buff on the mini bath what else just respond recently
Let me check your map.
No, there's Scuttle Crab, Top River, fast.
Oh, I know you're Jungle Death.
So when you see that there's a yellow spawn on the river,
it means that the crab is out.
And what happens when we get the Scuttle Crab?
Uh, Jungle Death.
It's a fucking Jungle Death, baby.
So that means now, what are you going to type in all chat?
Jungle Death.
I want to see it, Jane T!
Okay, so now we're gonna take his wrappers, his wrappers, because we don't know if his
buff is up.
It only says it's up if you don't have vision, okay?
So now, go for the wrappers, the wrappers are up, okay?
So you're gonna take these, yes, because now imagine like this, imagine you and him,
you both have your little fruit gardens.
But when his tomatoes like spawn you take his fucking tomatoes
What's gonna happen now after a month when you guys both go to sell all your fruits?
He's not gonna have boots and what's gonna happen then I'm gonna fucking eat his fucking fruit
You're gonna eat his fruits and then the bank is gonna take over his house
His kids are gonna be homeless and his life is gonna be ruined
That's how you have to view the enemy jungler!
YES!
THEY'RE YOURS!
YES!
YES!
Bro, this game is awesome, bro.
I can't believe I haven't played this in 20 years.
This game is awesome.
I just found this game 20 years ago.
Seriously, chat.
This game is fucking awesome.
It's a really good way to take out your anger on people.
Yes!
Because that's what people don't understand.
League of Legends is not about you having fun.
fun it's about making sure the enemy team has less fun than you do and that's
what's fun about it yeah it's fun you can ruin their night you have the power
yes yes awesome dude I remember one time I was pardoned and I've lost three
games in a row so when I went to my brother's graduation I ruined it
because I kept asking my parents when we were gonna leave because of me
Yes! So imagine you just said that to the enemy master Yi! Imagine now today he's gonna go home this fucking stream-slipping bastard and he's gonna be so pissed off that you ruined his life!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm gonna ruin his life!
Give me your bestie, BoA! Let's go!
I'm going to ruin his liiiiiiife!
I'm gonna take a shit. I'm gonna take a shit wait there's three people five. I'm gonna jump all right
So now go for the Scuttle Crab because what you did that was great
You said I want to look for a play but then afterwards you saw a lot of people were there so you backed off
But even though you don't have an opportunity to get his jungle, but you can get oh
We don't need all this ghetto crowd in the future, but I appreciate the fucking message
That's true. All right, so now look how much gold you have what do you want to do here?
There you go
So Jhin see
Normally normally you want to recall in bushes, but if you're in your jungle and you know that no one is nearby
You can just recall as soon as you want. Okay, but I was gonna put a ward down coach
Yeah, but what's that award, bro?
This mouse G is fucking in his little base, shaking in his fucking boots,
because he knows that Big Chitty is coming over with a...
Whoa! I don't go back to loyal!
Oh my God.
No, I was gonna say easy. We might get banned for boosting.
Dude.
This is great, bro. This is actually great.
Bro, another win?
Don't worry about the damage dealt.
It's about the process.
Look at the damage taken.
I bet you my damage taken was zero.
How do I check that?
If it's zero, that's not a good thing.
But you can check it by clicking on the little arrow next to the sword.
So yeah, up, up, you see where you see, yep, there, exactly.
So that's actually good because that means that you took a lot of damage from champions,
You didn't die at all so that means you're getting very fucking good
Bro, that's back-to-back wins man. Oh my god
All right, let's break in shortly right yeah keep going like now you're getting the hang of it
And am I getting better am I getting better chat?
Yeah, am I getting better?
No, jiddy, let's damage up the support, wait watch out.
Well don't forget you're on 30 second delay, so they can't see it yet.
Hathrow, you ready, don't you?
Dude, I was born fucking ready.
Are you?
Watch this, watch this.
Watch this, watch this.
Let's see it.
I'm looking.
There you fucking go.
There you go.
I'm in my tower.
I'm being in my town. That's challenges. Yeah, so now jinx. I'm gonna teach you something said you can always get mastery
But let me ask you a question. Would you?
Dude
Listen listen listen, it's because they know that big J's in queue and when big J's in queue
What do you do if you don't see you hovered on your team?
I just say I just take heck room, but I just take heck room
Yep, because Jin Sam telling you you are becoming the iron overlord you are becoming the man
That's the most feared
Warmonger on the planet. They know that if you get your your yee, there's no chance for you to win. Oh, whoa, dodge
You can just reach you in something because you have 30 second way, so there's so good thing and champs like
Fuck, bro.
Not anymore, Gontas!
No, no, Joss, you're good.
Like, if you get a Q, if you get a Q bomb in the next, like, 10 seconds,
there you go. You're safe.
You're actually safe.
Because now, the Ghoststers are gonna see that you declined the Q.
So what are they gonna do?
Um, they're gonna try to, like, re-Q.
Exactly.
But they're gonna say, oh, Jinx is on this game, so you're gonna get Yi.
So I'm gonna teach you right now how to always get Master Yi. Are you ready?
Should I accept or decline?
Accept it.
Alright, how do I always get back to you?
Okay, so what you're gonna do is you see how your Lux is the first person to pick?
Yes.
I want you to click on the little arrows on the bottom right corner of her character.
Right, one nice show. Just wait a second.
And then it's gonna say, so click on it, next to her thing.
Uh, yep, yep, there. So now the arrows, yep.
Pick one. Press where it says pick one.
There you go.
why am I doing this why am I doing this why am I doing this so if she accepts and
makes a while she's a piece of shit so if she would have accepted it wouldn't
make it so that you get to pick first so right now the problem is that the
enemy is always picking it before you but if you trade for the first pick
Then you will always get it before them. Do you understand I see I see
After you baby
All right
So now you got the is that the skin you want to run or there are other ones that look interesting not like this one
Okay, I
Will say one that most people really like is one called ink shadow. It's the most recent one
yep that one that one's pretty sick but then there's also the newest one or if you click
right it's on the right one more right yep there so the project command line yee but
I don't know how to actually get that one okay wait up so now just equip the ink shadow
And it's gonna be time for you to fuck shit up. Are you ready, bro? I got Master Yi, and it's not a smite floppy
Let's fucking go the chance dude. So now listen listen listen listen
Do you remember that one scene in Naruto with that one that one guy Broly?
Takes off his weights, and then all of a sudden he can move around like Jackie Chan
You mean Rock Lee in the two yes
Yep, so right now. I wanted to think of it like right now
You're him. So what are you gonna do when you take those weights off fucking move a hundred miles an hour farm fast fucking
Gang fast shit on people talk shit and all chat harass people ruin somebody's night
Take their elo and be disrespectful. It's humanly possible at all chat
So now where you're gonna have to do okay
I'm gonna for the first time ever try to do something that I haven't done before with you. Are you ready? Yep?
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready coach. I'm ready
So, I think that you're ready to perform the mechanics on your own.
Would you agree?
Yeah, 100%.
Okay.
So that means that what I'm going to do is I'm going to help you make the decision-making
choices so you can win this game, okay?
Okay.
Okay, coach.
Okay, coach.
All right.
So, what you're going to focus on is three things.
You're going to focus on kiting your jungle camp, okay, so that you can bring it closer
to the other ones.
Yep.
Then you're also going to focus on making it so you're always using your abilities as they're up so glance at your HUD
Yep, always and then your last thing always use my buildings what else yep, and then your last thing tell me what it's going to be
You should already know
harass the enemy jungler
Not yet. That's when you're winning what you're gonna do is you're gonna glance at your mini map every three seconds
Oh, sorry coach. I knew that sorry coach. It's okay. It's okay. Listen Jinxie Jinxie
You just won three out of your last five fucking games well.
This is actually crazy. This is actually insane, bro.
Like what the fuck do you have to be sorry for?
Yeah, what's happening? I'm not gonna give brounts like this week, bro. Literally!
Dude, you can get it tonight!
Bro, I can't lose. I'm not jacked.
Wait, I think your client's bugged.
Start clicking.
Yeah, your client's definitely bugged because it should be a loading symbol top left.
You might have to reopen League.
What?
Bro, what the fuck?
Are you dead ass?
Yeah, because the thing is that if there's no, like, turning symbol, then it means that it's not, like, actually loading so you're the one that's frozen.
But normally they wait at least, like, two minutes for you.
So, as long as you can get it reopened sooner, it should be fine.
Bro, it's black! It's black! What do I do?
Yeah, just try to exit up. Do you have a can you maybe like task manager and it?
Hi, guys
Dude, hi, guys. He's a task manager and
No, Jinks it's all 30 second delay. He can't even hear you
Really black, I don't know. I don't know what to do. Okay. Wait, can you oh wait is he there?
Yeah, he's there. He's there. He's there
Okay
Bro, why is this riot client so fucking dog shit?
Because they know that the only way to hold you back now is to fuck with your game
Bro, what do I do?
Okay, try to out tab and then just spam like x on the recline
See if that works or like just open the task manager and right click on the ride and then how to get open task manager
about it says that there's a type of past under open dc
i'd like to have
but you have to afford to try that
all
Oh god, okay, wait right now you're on the black screen for like do you try out that
foreign it's not working
Bro all time for what do you fuck that shuts off my fucking PC shut up
No, no, Jynxie it just closes your tab
like whatever you have open and just shuts it down so if you're like on the
black screen of league yep try to spam off there I'm gonna kill myself oh my
Oh my god!
I'm like, help, help, help!
Alright, so tap into um, leave, tap into leave.
I can't do it then because the fantasy number...
Are you in the background?
Yeah!
Okay, you press the alt key, and then the FN key, and then four.
F what?
The alt key?
Are you using the voodoo?
Yeah, I don't know the F what?
The FN key, the function key, and then four.
What the FN, F4?
No.
F4
All together or all at once one at a time
Yo, don't dance
I'm here. I'm here. What is this dog shit fucking client?
It's been like this for five years. I'm not even kidding
Oh my god aren't these guys fucking billionaires?
Aren't these guys fucking millionaires?
Ooh, ooh, Windows...
JCC, try Windows tab.
Mawr!
I don't have a Windows button.
It's the crown button.
The crown button.
Yeah, it's the crown tab.
Yeah.
No. No, no, no, no. Fuck you, League of Legends, legitimately. This client is fucking dog shit.
Y'all are running a game worse than Siege, and Siege runs a game as bad as anybody can do.
How is this riot client this fucking bad? Are you fucking kidding me? You guys have
nine trillion fucking dollars, money coming out of your ass, and the client just explodes
my PC what the fuck they're just gonna say to put it in rice brown they're not gonna
I don't know.
All right, chat.
Right now, Lee is covering pass manager.
How do I switch it over?
Yo, I'm guessing we lost the match.
Okay.
Listen, GenC, I don't want to overload you,
so I'll explain to you what's going to happen
after we're done with this, okay?
Okay.
Yo, is pass manager open or do you close it again?
Can you open Task Manager?
Me, huh? Me, huh? Betta?
Tell me how to open it.
Yeah.
Task Manager.
Okay, make sure we're tapping in it.
It doesn't like it.
Stop spamming shit. Stop.
Stop.
I can, okay.
Alright, Windows key, and then...
Oh, fuck, you don't have it.
You did.
Thank you, bro. Jesus Christ. All right, now click. You see these legends over here?
Yeah.
All right, right click and end it.
Try this too. And that?
Yes. Yes. Just end everything.
Oh.
Oh my God. Oh.
Oh my god, oh
Thank God
Okay, if we're really lucky, maybe there's a chance you didn't get punished
If I'm lucky I
Just if I'm lucky
There's no fucking way I lost elo for that
Oh, cool. I lost Hilo. So my riot plan explodes all over my face and then I lose Hilo.
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Oh, okay.
I couldn't play the game because your fucking client crashed my PC!
What the fuck?!
Okay try pressing I understand.
Now click on your profile.
click on it and now hover over your rank. Okay, hover over your rank. No, where it
says iron two, solo duo iron two. So on the bottom it says, okay, JGC.
I just made you lose 23 LP for that. I'm not even kidding.
So I load a game, do nothing wrong, select my champion, all happy and skipping around my room ready to play League of Legends.
My client explodes black screens, my PC for five minutes. I can't move anything I come back to minus 23 LP and a ban from ranked with a warning code saying that I need to participate in fair play and play the game.
Even though they didn't allow me to play the game.
Yeah, and there's a good chance that for your next 2 wins, they also give you less LP too.
So if you are gaining 17 they are going to give you 15 instead.
Alright, great stream y'all.
No, no, no, no, no, listen, the good news is, wait, open your league again.
Open the league again.
Because I think you can actually Q ranked and it's only a 1 minute delay.
So press play.
Alright, so it says ranked solo duo.
All right, press confirm
All right, drop
W it's only a one-minute queue. Okay, that's good. So that means Jin see are you ready for the next game?
It's now we have a bit of time to get like prepared get hyped get excited. I
I just lost elo against my will, got banned against my will, and then they permanently
nerf the rest of my games against my will.
Yeah, but only for two games.
How much elo did I lose?
more than you gain for a win.
Oh, okay.
Got it.
But, Dantez.
Yep.
Their client is dog shit.
So, I didn't do Zelo.
So, I'm gonna need that shit back.
I don't know.
I'm gonna need that fucking Zelo back!
Wait, can't you-
We hate Zelo from somebody!
That's bullshit!
Jinksy, wait!
Jinksy, wait!
Jinksy!
So, you know how on the Epstein Island,
They were billionaires that were exposed for shit, but they never went to jail cuz they had a lot of money
Yeah, yes, okay the good news is you're a famous streamer
So if you tweet at you levin the rules won't like like they want to reapply it even more
So you can say yo drew I need my 23 LP back and there's a good chance. They might actually give it to you
really yeah because like it's they do it with everyone where if they fucked up
then they could actually like go back and be like oh shit we'll add it back to
your account because it's their fault okay okay 23 LP back so I need 23 LP
back they only 23 LP okay oh god why did master he get banned this shit's
annoying like no dead ass this shit's annoying I have a delay I'm getting banned from the
game the riot client crash and I got an automatic loss on my elos nerves I have to win again
to get the elo back that I should have already fucking had that was right for the mind to
begin with and then for the third consecutive fucking game in a row master yee's getting
ban
yet
so how long is your delay fifteen seconds
yet normally you need at least like thirty because thirty kind of covers the
chums like
okay jimsy cancel
cancel the client
it's okay
listen this will do
okay
hold on
So cancel the queue.
Okay, drag it to your second monitor
and then now we can hide the queue
so that you don't get ghosted, okay?
Okay.
So what you're gonna do is we're gonna play mind games
with the ghosters.
At some point over the next third, like three minutes,
I wanted to say I'm queuing now
but they're never gonna know
when you're actually gonna queue, okay?
So it's kind of like you're playing musical chairs, all right?
Okay.
And then randomly at some point, whenever you want,
you actually press Q.
You will need to find a way to mentally outplay
the stream sniping fucks.
Okay, they're saying to mute the audio too.
Yeah, so you can, so for the recline,
you can actually mute the end game audio.
So if you open the recline, the settings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm in it.
Okay, so it should say on the client side, sound or audio, do you see that?
A little sound on check mark?
Yep, exactly.
Okay, he has no sound now, nice.
Good, there you go! That's what I like to see!
So, Jensi, let me ask you a question.
Who in the next five minutes is going to lock in Master Yi
and fucking drop a pentakill on their fucking heads?
I am.
You are.
ever pencil killed tonight. That's listen listen listen you're gonna get a penta tonight you're
gonna get that 23 LP back and then afterwards you're gonna get a fucking rank up to bronze four.
Well no because they they took my 23 elo against my will. I'm gonna cue now by the way I'm gonna
Q now okay
I'm gonna queue right now dude I'm telling you all the fucking iron
go sirs they're literally running around like ants in a little and kill you
know what we do to ants jing see stop on them yeah but we don't just stomp on
them we go to the fucking until with water guns and we fucking drown them we
We sit there for 30 seconds straight just pulling that trigger and sending them all to fucking hell.
Yo, don't test. In Canada, do y'all do fireworks on 4th of July?
For us, it's 1st of July.
Do y'all do fireworks on 1st of July?
Yes.
Really?
Yeah, fireworks are illegal here.
Wait, um, okay, I have a question. Yes.
When you were a little kid, did you ever like shoot fireworks into an anthill?
Because I did that before.
Dude, you're giving me FOMO now.
I wasn't that fun. I was like, eight.
Yeah, but, dude, it's like, it's like, you just told me
you went to fucking Disney World, you know, I mean, like,
how can you just tell me about an experience like that?
And then expect me to not have FOMO
It wasn't that fun though Dante it was just you just we were just shoot like sparklers into an file. It was kind of fun
And wait, would they run out afterwards like running for their lives?
Yeah, I don't know like sometimes
No, you know what the real trick is Jamesy listen you make a homemade
Guys that was a stop adding Maya. I was a
Okay, so Jamesy, what you can also do is you can make one of those homemade volcanoes and then you can pretend like you're God and you're re-enacting Pompeii.
Bro, yeah, but that's what I would do if I was a fucking sicko.
Yeah, no, I know that that's why I would never do it either.
I GOT A GAME! I GOT A GAME!
COME ON!
Wait, did you get a Master Yi?
Can you see?
Yep.
Okay, so now, this is what you're gonna do.
Search up no no don't mind the money search up ramus
I
Now you can right click him and add him to your favorites that way you can always ban him whenever you want
The problem to search him up. Yeah
Okay, so now Jin see click on the mouse portrait right where the arrow was and and trade for first pick
Now why do I want to I take first pick because I'm the top dog and I've run this shit only
Yo why does everybody play Lux? Is it just because she's hot?
No.
Why does everybody play Lux bro? Why?
So the reason why is because Lux is just a champion for pussies, honestly.
Like she can just sit back all the way, not have to interact with the game,
and then afterwards they think they're doing something so they think they're cool.
Wait, so wait wait wait wait so Lux is like broken or is she like really like easy to use
Wait, she's 15. Well, that's the thing. It's both. She's fun. No, she's not 15
Bro chat. Why do y'all say stupid shit?
She's 14
I'm getting, I'm getting, all right, anyways, why is my dad saying Chaco?
Oh, so, so the thing about Shaco is that you know how you said that and you're like, I want
to make people miserable?
Yes.
So that's kind of like what Shaco does.
Okay, how does Shaco make me miserable though?
How?
So he's going to invade you at like level one or level two and just try to kill you.
So he invades in the early game.
Why is Shaco allowed to invade in the early game though?
Because the thing is that he has these boxes that he can place that kill the jungle camps
for him.
So he can just fucking place them and then go fucking bananas.
So he can just farm with his boxes and then rush?
Oh, I see.
Exactly.
Yes.
Bro, bro, te roche.
Yo, don't sense.
I got no idea, by the way.
I'm listening don't say would like what do you think about doing a league of legends like tournament with streamers is that possible or no is it not possible
You could yeah for sure. I know a game though because they would all be like around my skill
Hmm I
Would say honestly if you did like something fun where maybe you got a bunch of people that were like new to the game
Like I would give you two good ideas the first one is you'd either do like a team thing where you draft like captains that are all like
People on let's say your skill and then you guys all compete or you could just do a flex cue with like people that are all
Surround your skill level like imagine case so
XQC moist, you know like those guys
Yeah
Wait, but like
How would a tournament work though to where people aren't like ass no because I just feel like it needs too hard
Well, so the tournament what do you do is you adjust to like 5v5 tournaments and it would be like the winner the winning team just like moves on
No
Dantes, I know that but I'm saying like
Would you want there to be good players in it or no?
Well the trick is you need to make it
So if it's only good players then the problem is like I've organized some in the past and you're just gonna have people that
Have never streamed before they shoot like once you know like hey, can I join so you just have to kind of like balance it in a way
That makes it fun. So what if you make it to where like
Every team has like
But then they all have one good player, but the good player plays like support
Yeah, that's actually a good idea and then what you could even do is you can make it so it's like
Like, let's say every team is one Rainbow Six player, one Valorant player, one, let's
say fucking CS2 player, and then like a Rocket League player, and then, yeah, an actual like
League player.
Yeah.
That's a good idea.
Yeah.
No, it could actually be good.
And then you make them play support.
But they have to play Enchanter's support.
Yeah, because Enchanter is not like Pragi.
It's not Pragi at all, right?
Yeah, exactly.
Alright, so now, how much are you...
How much are you informing wise by the way, contest?
Right now it's looking good, but you're not using your E.
Remember, you always want to use your abilities when they come off cooldown.
So are you ready for me to actually talk about the game?
Yeah, sorry, sorry.
It's all good, it's all good, no worries.
So what you're gonna do here is you're gonna walk to the rounders,
and while you're walking, I want you to sit there,
and I want you to drone mid, drone bot.
So I want you to make it like a point
that every time you're walking in this specific spot,
specific spot, you always drone. So now Q. Alright, so now you're going to drone mid
again, because we see Shaco, right? So Shaco has a red buff. What does that tell us?
Um, we can take it. No, no, no. So you're going to play for your red. Go to your red
after you kill this Rafa. No, no, it's fine, just keep on. Keep doing your normal stuff.
Yeah, go to your red. So when Shaco shows mid lane and he has a red buff, it means
that what does he not exactly so we know for back that now Shaco doesn't have blue so where's
Shaco probably gonna be going exactly so jungle tracking and the way that it works where you
know where the enemy jungler is isn't about knowing where they where they are it's about
knowing where they cannot be. So if he has some red then we know that he's on
his top side so the only place he can be is bottom okay?
Yes, yes, yes. Okay good. So now we're gonna do this after you kill these
crugs you're gonna have to recall. Alright so kill them. So the reason,
uh, no yeah just there you go. So the reason why you're recalling is because
Shaco if he's clearing towards bot he's gonna appear faster than you
Right because you're new to the game so that means he is already gonna be taking the crab. So buy an item go on the base
In the base fuck sorry. Yep. It's okay, but just me I get the crack and sir first one
Okay, so the thing is that because Shaco is going towards bot
Then we know that if we go there and you're late that you're just gonna die, right?
Yeah, it's 100%
So what you do is you recall said you don't die and then now you can
Reposition retempo and all your stuff. So while you're doing this grump, I want you to drone top drone mid. Give us some info
Top looking good mid this guy's low
Okay, so that looks tempting right
But I want you to clear the grump and wolves and I'll explain why
because once it right now you say I'm gonna go men and you decide to go for
some kind of fight the issue is that if he gets away from you then now you've
just wasted 40 seconds and what is the shake-o doing he's farming so it's like
if I'm gonna get back to him no I'm getting a kill like you need to sit there
and you need to be able to look men and say the sky is blue if you're gonna
to go for it because if your camps are up you cannot risk getting behind you
understand better gank when your camps are down exactly now here for example
drumming okay so here he's low but the thing is that when you become better at
the game and better with the mechanics you could look for pleasure but for now
you're just gonna look for uh yep just go to the crugs and join join bot so now
join bot so now the thing is that since you're building up confidence we're
gonna only want you to take safe place said you don't get behind okay because
like I'm telling you James it's like right now you're sitting there and it's
like I want to give you thorns hammer but you need to be fucking training in
the gym said you can actually wield it first you know yeah yeah so it's like I'm
just gonna give you Zeus is fucking thunderbolt you know what I mean yeah
what are you gonna do with that's thunderbolt I don't know like me string
thunder somebody my strength exactly so now shake oh where did you last see him
I'm testing you.
I wasn't paying attention, sorry daddy.
It's... wait, huh?
Right, nevermind. I wasn't paying attention. Sorry about that. I misclicked.
Good boy. Alright, so what you're gonna do now is you're gonna lift up that blue, okay?
The fuck! Dude, you started it!
Sorry. That one's out of me. That one's out of me. I know you're sick of it.
So after you take this blue buff, I want you to walk to his red buff.
The reason why you're walking to his red buff is because you know, right, that he just
took the dragon.
So if your blue buff is up and his red buff is up, what are you going to do to him on
the fucking red buff, Jinxy?
I'm going to take his red buff.
You're going to fucking take his red, and you're going to fucking do what if he shows
up?
Fucking rip his fucking head off.
You're gonna rip his head off and after you you're gonna fuck his decapitated throat
Are you fucking okay, are you all right bro?
Janksy I've been playing this game for 12 hours a day for years bro. How the fuck am I supposed to be okay?
Okay, you're right. Yeah, I would probably fucking fuck too. I'm not gonna lie. It's all good
So now you're gonna play for the crap so Janksy
What if I just told you that what you just said there is called it's a very high-level concept play called trading
I was good. Yes. I was literally gonna say training. I'm not wait wait. No, I heard it
But we're learning on the same thing
The same fucking way but he takes something. He's out of position somewhere else
Exactly exactly now go to your gromp go to gromp. So that's exactly your gromp. Nope. Those are yep
So exactly that's where it is if he is out of position
Because he overcommitted bot, that means there could be something top to take.
So what do the highest level junglers do before making a play?
They analyze, they analyze, they remember where they are and they punish you.
Not necessarily, but the highest level jungle players do
is they know what they're gonna do, two minutes in advance,
and they remove any opportunity for the enemy jungle to trade before they even go for a play.
okay okay okay okay all right and the easiest way that you could do this is by
folk clearing because if you folk clear and you look for place which is you
kill all your camps then there's never gonna be an opportunity for the enemy
to ever trade right yes because imagine right now that Jester walks top right
What is he gonna get from it?
Nothing exactly. He's already cleared it all. Yeah. Yes
So that's why it's all about trading and it's about knowing what you're doing why you're doing it and what it could lead to
Based off what's going on
Yep. Okay. Okay, bro
You're a mad fucking guy, but I'm picking it up
You're picking up what I'm putting down right? Yes. Yeah, there you go
You're like you're like that
What's that one really strong guy's name?
Like just name just name a strong guy
Bradley Martin
All right, there you go
You're like right now the Bradley Martin of the fucking crugs like you're just picking it up. You know, I mean
There you go. Now what now what everything's done
Yeah, but look at look at how much cold you have. What are you supposed to do James? See tell me recall and buy
Exactly, but I wanted to press P right now
It'll win shop
Okay, so I want you to buy all your components for Kraken sir, so right click the Kraken sir
Alright, so in the future what we're gonna do is we're gonna actually play your recall based off what you could buy
So rather than just saying oh Jinxie you have two thousand gold buy it would be like Jinxie
You need two thousand one hundred for an item so you should play for one more camp so you can get that power spike, okay?
Wait, do you take my fucking boob off?
No, he didn't no, why didn't he take your boob off because I have a minute timer on it
exactly but it's also because you took it earlier because there was nothing from
to get top yeah so I'm feeling ganky soon then let me ask you a question if you
want to gank what do you need to start doing drum exactly yes because ganking
Without droning it's like going for a committed play on Siege without sending in your drones first, right?
Okay, good
So now you're gonna robots looking good. They're dying over there. Yep. They are there. They're getting fucking destroyed
I might get another wind on them
Dude, I'm telling you it's easy as fuck for you right now like right now every game is cookie cutter
You're the fucking master baker, and you're sitting there making cookies and fucking spraying your icing all over them
You understand?
No, no, you have to just back off
So in the future when you're better, that's when you fight
But for now we're just gonna work on getting you to hang. I've actually like getting leads first, okay?
Got you. Got you dog. Got you
All right, so now you're gonna walk to the Krugs
I haven't died yet. I haven't fought anybody though.
That's fine. What are you gonna wanna do after the clubs? Tell me where you're thinking.
Um, probably drones and maybe...
Okay, you're getting invaded but you can fight.
Okay, run? This is good. Perfect. Good. Now run straight to your blue.
Now Jinxie, pop quiz. If your blue is up, what else is up?
His red.
His red. Now what should you take first if you know he's bot?
I should take his red. I should take his red.
Exactly!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
No, tell me, you're getting the hang of it.
Why are you taking his red first?
Because I can come back and get my blue later and he's out of position right now.
Exactly!
It's because your blue is always going to be there.
It's like you're sitting there and you have money in the bank, but you can also
steal money from a random person.
Why would you just use the money that you have?
Exactly.
No take his robbers soup fuck this guy his robbers up his chickens take them to this fucking cocksucker clown fucking cocksucker
Tom fuck bitch
Okay, take this to are you sure about it?
Yes, because he overstayed long enough that it's easy for you
Now I want you to have you take this you better run like a fucking bat out of hell
Your son get a job. Oh my god. Okay, so now Jinxie recall recall recall recall
So the reason why I'm telling you to recall is because we just saw that Shaco took the
dragon, right?
So what that means is that Shaco cannot be in your top side, right?
By the Kraken?
Kraken, sorry?
First one?
And then...
Okay, that's fine.
So if Shaco cannot be in your top side, then it gives you a chance to actually spend
your gold without having to risk getting invaded and losing your stuff, right?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Good. So that's why now what you're going to do is you're just going to play for the blue,
you're going to play for the poke here, and then you're going to drone.
And soon we're going to look for some plays, okay?
Got it.
Alright. Very good.
We're fine.
Dude, I don't stand with an A.
I swear to God you do, bro.
I-I know I'm not hearing shit.
I know I'm not hearing shit, champ.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Yeah, there it is, right there!
Okay.
Right there!
Safe back!
Right back!
Okay, now save Per.
Per.
Good kitty.
Alright, so now go for the Raptors.
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you?!
You walked into that one, man!
All right, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look that's what I always chew before I eat you try even for a few
But now you use your e after you chew
All right, so now we're gonna do is you're gonna get the rapper or the red and then afterwards the cross okay
I'm telling you it's about the conceptual understandings, okay
Now what I want to do is I want you to play for the crugs and then afterwards I want you
to jump up jump up. Let's see if there's a play to make here. Is there a play? Maybe
So now you're gonna hold your 8th card, walk into the bush.
So because, nice, now press R and run. Press R and run, you got this easy.
Alright, now Jinxie, you're just gonna press Q on him.
And that's it, exactly, excuse me.
Nice!
Okay, so Jinxie, listen.
There, what you did was a mechanical error, but it's fine, because it's mechanical error
What was the error though? What was the error?
The error was that after you Q'd on him, you ran away and you randomly pressed W for no reason, so he was able to walk away from you
So all I had to do was just Q and that item was on him
Yeah, if you literally just Q'd and did nothing else, he'd be done
So I could have clicked Q, tapped on him, and then literally started turning up on him
Yep, exactly
So now press Berserker's Screech, right-click it, and then Gwynsoo's.
Where- Yep, right there.
Yep. So now walk to the drop. So that's why-
I'm gonna apologize to you, as a player, and that's 10 seconds.
Um, no breathing.
Okay. No breathing allowed.
If you say nothing for the next three seconds, then you think you're getting mugged by the Shaco.
Fuck. No, no, no, fuck that.
Okay, okay, okay, all right, so this is what you're gonna do. Are you listening Zaddy?
Yeah, okay, so you're gonna play for the wolves and then afterwards you're gonna go for the chickens, okay?
So while you're doing this you need to start droning. So Jinxie right now
You already worked on the actual fighting. What we need to work on now is for you to drone
So you can actually play for the leads, okay?
Okay, okay, okay, so now we can see what you're gonna do is you're gonna go to the
crux okay okay okay okay okay so now I'm gonna need my little concubine to go
for the crux and then afterwards you're gonna go for the the bug guy all
Alright, so just hover bot, like drone bot right now.
Okay, and then now you're gonna wait.
And what you could do is you could maybe ult and go crazy.
So now drone, drone, we need to see what's happening.
Okay, you can go in, you got this, I believe it.
So R, then Q on the brand, good?
Good.
Are you reaping the game now?
No, no, no, so listen, Jinxie.
The reason why I told you to do that is because I wanted to actually be in a high stress position,
so that you could learn what it's like to actually fight.
And what you did that was perfect, do you know why?
But how is that good?
Because listen, listen, it's good because it's a learning experience for the both
of us.
So now you're going to open the, there you go, good.
And now you're going to red click on the Gwyn's.
Like, let me ask you a question, Jamesy.
Have you ever watched Blue Lock before?
Blue Lock? Uh, yes.
Okay. Would you rather sit there and just be a goalie all the time, or do you sometimes want to be the fucking striker?
Yeah, but I'm underleveled in a 1v3.
So, I don't think that's ever going to be a play ever.
Would the main character, Blue Lock, be talking about how his legs aren't as big as the enemy strikers, or would he make them bigger?
Bro, he probably wouldn't just do a 1v3, man.
That was not good at all.
That was so bad.
Again, I'm going to, like, full chance, I'm going to see that number, actually, like,
while shanning a blue lock, so I'm going to know what happens to him.
But what you're going to do now is you're going to play for the Gromp, and then afterwards
some wolves.
So we're not going to talk about that.
Bro, you send me into suicide.
Seriously, dude.
Okay, dude, Jynxy.
Bro, you're like a fucking plunger right now.
bringing up all shit
Let's see what's going on. Okay. No, no drunk with what's happening. Okay, you can walk there
He's low if he's low, there could be a chance that you look for this
Where do you go? All right, okay. Well, it doesn't matter where you went play for your raptors. Oh wait
Wait, this is good auto
Okay, what the fuck was that
I HAD HIS BITCHES!
WHAT'S UP FUCK WAS THAT?!
I GOT FUCKING NO MATTERED?!
Let me ask you a question. Do you think that you could have ever killed him even if you're a better player?
No. Fuck no.
Wrong. If you would have flashed on top of him and then afterwards...
Coach, I'm getting fucked in my side pussy, coach.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's not okay, coach.
You got me killed!
Bro, you're not a good coach, dude.
What was that 1v3?
Are you by par?
What the fuck was the point back on the game?
You're the best coach ever! 15 minutes ago!
Yeah, because you taught me good farming tactics,
and then you sent me on a suicide mission.
You sent a 1v3, I got it, and then you went,
Okay, perfect. That's Jynx what happened?
Are you a fucking dumb fuck or what?
Jynxy, Jynxy, when God tested Moses,
he asked him to sacrifice his, his like son, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Think you could get like that! I was a test!
If I really want to sit there and bring you all the way up,
then we need to make sure that you're ready for it, you dumbass.
Can this bitch die or-
I did that by myself fuck this coast seriously whoa sorry okay no no whoa no
no I'm sorry whoa bro you fucked me up without 1v3 bro and then you went
perfect what was that okay wait wait wait okay first off by your Gwen
Susan let me ask you a question. What was the first part of the last word you just said?
Perfect. Yeah what was the first part of that word? Her? Good kiddie. Right now Roach. Hey I don't know what type of mental fucking illness this game has brought upon you bro. I need you to lock in as a coach.
All right, okay, look listen. I just did lymphatic drainage in my cheese, okay?
So now by doing this I'm telling you my brain. It's like ready. So you're gonna go now. Hey, yeah, it's fucked in the head
Don't play me this guy's fucked up
No guys, what the fuck is up with your brain?
Dig see, just get the fucking rafters, okay?
Now, drone mid, drone mid, let's see what's happening.
Okay, don't try fighting him, don't try fighting him, okay?
Now, drone bot, let's see what's happening.
You need to drone mid and bot.
The only way that you can know what's going on right now
and where you should play is based on droning.
So now, go mid.
You're gonna go mid because he's going in, right?
Go for this.
Press R, run at him.
I can kill?
Yes!
Let's go!
Not yet!
Who's the best fucking coach on the planet?
You're the best coach on the planet!
I love you, Zaddy!
Walter and Meading, whoa.
Whoa.
Dude, I think I had a little invasion in my pants after that, where you-
Well, they're in our base, sometimes.
There you go.
Press B, press B.
Press B, press B. You need a bite.
Bye, you can't buy it.
Ah, don't test, they're in our base, they're in our base, don't test, they're in our base!
I said drone, so drone!
Jyncey, Jyncey, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
You need a drone so I have the info.
Okay, good.
Alright, nice.
So now what you're gonna do is you're not gonna fight because they're gonna back off.
So walk to your gromp.
Okay.
Is this still winnable, coach?
Okay.
Yes, yes it is.
You need to play for the gromp and then you're gonna play for the blue one. It's up and then there's a chance
Okay, that you can fight on the dragon on its spot
Now now blue this is good got a coach
All right, so now what you're gonna drop you this is you're gonna do something called cover
You don't have any play to make with your camps. So you're gonna hover your team in case enemy fights on them go
Think of it like, imagine your friends walking home and you follow him at night so that if
he gets jumped you can help him.
So now, no don't fight him.
Alright, so now, uh wait I think you don't miss out on the game, oh wait you need recall.
Oh, no you got, no no, Jay-Z press the kill.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, you got this.
Okay.
Listen, so you're gonna get the 3 and then don't try to kill him, try to pan to the turret, I don't make you kill him.
Just flash away, flash away, you're gonna need to flash.
Alright, not, oh my god. Wait, did you just see that flash?
Bro, you fucking 1 millisecond react flashed his fucking ult. How did you even do that?
I'm the greatest ever monkey.
Dude, what? What the fuck?
You're not coaching a milo guy. I'm a 2023 gamer of the year.
I can tell I can fucking tell okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna drone med okay
There's a chance a good look for this now
Walk this is good. All right now just fun the
Nope, don't walk up tomorrow. You need to walk back. Yeah, you need walk back
Okay, walk top so now you're gonna want to drone top so at this point in the game, right?
You want to just drone all the different lanes so you can find out what opportunities you have
The reason why right now you feel overwhelmed is because you have a lack of information where you don't actually see what's happening on the map
So press R and Q on this guy
Do you want him?
There you go. Now just eat an auto-pick. Don't forget your E. If you don't eat, you're losing half-david.
I'm the greatest of all time.
Yep, that's great. Now reset, reset first, reset first.
Okay, so now you're gonna right, you're gonna right-click something called that stats. Press P.
I think it's uh, it's good. Okay, so you see the green and yellow thing the fourth item where it says commonly built
Hurry
For the fourth that's yep, right click it. Okay, they're in our base. Oh, yeah
You don't know which one the fourth one is okay. What the fuck back up wait that was actually sick
Wait, holy shit
anyways
the truth
bomb mid push out mid
push out mid get the gold
mid no not the minions
okay
alright the next minion
okay now back up
yo bro we ain't lash
there are no minions mid
they are top or bot
bop is my ghost fucking dumb
I'd Sunion you gotta relax dude the minions were right
Yes, oh my god. Oh my god. So now walk back to base walk back to base walk back to base walk back to base
You can walk back you need to right click on the dust house
Japanese clip that please put that please get that
All right, so now right click perfect. This is good
All right, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the minions now at this point in the game
The minions are not the most important thing your laners are so you farm while you wait for your team to get in position
And then once they are you put them so now you see how everyone is walking that walk me to you need to be met right?
There are some coaches
I would tell you to push out top robot some but it's bullshit because your team is going to lose you the game
But if you're not that drunk, you see what's happening, right?
Now you're gonna want to
okay back up back up back up yeah just walk back walk back because the thing is
that right now you're ash walk hot and you're not in position right you can
fight because the yone is too strong compared to you okay so just keep
walking right you don't want to lose the aim off one bad push it's fine
so your team died here okay good so now what you're gonna do is you're
gonna sit under your nexus turret right so the two turrets under your base and
you're gonna have to bomb when the minions come okay your team is up in 10
seconds so you can wait it's fun no pressure no stress you're good right so
now you see the MF is hitting the wave the misfortune I want you to walk at her
the misfortune on the mini-knock you see it
all closer okay now go okay now don't
forget to drone so we see how much HP they
have because right now we have no info
right
okay so now go you got this
what happened there bro okay I'm not
What have you been hitting that's actually just on my feet?
An ally has been slain.
It's over now, huh? The steam fucking stopped.
An ally has been slain.
Jesus Christ. I have my best game of damage ever.
This guy's an ONA in top lane.
Please hang it the fuck up.
An ally has been slain.
Is he in top lane? Or is he support?
An ally has been slain.
Well dude, he's playing like a fucking support but unfortunately he stopped.
0 and 5 on top lane?
Is luck support?
Yep.
Okay, that's fine.
Five and ten
It's so Jinxie Jinxie. What Jinxie pro tip when you flame support players never look at their assists
You just say wow one in four locks
Alright, you never want to give them any credit
So now walk top and clear the minions top because you see how on your minimap they're pushing the base
you do not want them to hit the little circle because if the circle opens then
the giant minion spawns and then you're in fucking trouble. Okay?
Alright, so now keep farming. This is good. Okay, so now drone mid because now
don't forget, this is a point in the game where if you don't drone you're
gonna really feel how bad it feels, right?
alright this is good so now walk up here no don't go from here
yeah just go for the Qoom
Qoom as soon as he's out of that oh my god oh my fucking god
I'm the greatest
I mean daddy
alright so now what are you gonna do whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Keep fighting, right?
Yup.
So now what you're gonna do is the enemy team just got Baroned.
So normally you could look to get the dragon, so press tab.
Oh god, no walk back walk back walk back.
We won't worry about tab yet.
Um, okay.
You're gonna have to chew on the misfortune.
Enemy killing spring.
Okay.
Now this is just fucked. I think I think now it's just
Try to get on the misfortune
It's a bug in my nose
It's fine just run just run just run just run
Buzz was blew in my nose
Ow
Is it still there?
NO DUMBASS!
How the fuck am I supposed to know?
Why is there a bug in here?
Wait, do you see it?
NO DUTCHES!
What the fuck?
What?
Bro, pause the timer in my nose.
It's fine, that's extra calories.
No, I didn't digest it.
Walk back, walk back, walk back, you're gonna lose.
This guy's level 19, Jesus Christ.
Okay, yep, so now just back up you're gonna have to play under your turrets on your nexus
because you guys are weaker than they are, so you need any advantage you get.
Your team is up in two seconds, right?
Wait until your team goes in next fight.
Now go!
I mean dude I'm gonna be honest with you so hard that fucking fight
number like it no genuine question how the fuck were you able to lock in that
hard when a bug flew into your fucking nose not even 60 seconds ago I even do
damage James you don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to open
up your league and you need to buy items okay so now what you're gonna buy is
you're gonna get experimental hex play that first one
bro I think this game is winnable no I mean every game in iron is winnable dude
every game is winnable right right now yeah you guys are losing
Okay, so what you're gonna want to do now is tell us what you want to do at this stage of the game
Yes, but what how you want to play this because most of the time the team they're gonna be running around with the fucking heads cut off
So you want to fun lanes to push them out?
Until they're fighting so now walk bot
So here the reason why you're walking away is because you already pushed it out fast enough
Okay, walk to your nexus walk to your nexus you need you need your team with you you can not fight on your own control
Okay, you're gonna have to fight jingsy your teams are tired you need one be five this just go in do whatever you think is right
What if I, what if I must do that?
Dude, why the fuck is your 20 kill buff?
As a luck see this, in top suit.
Yup dude, I got 6 elims, that's my best game ever.
Wait, let's see how much damage you dealt, cause I think this might be your highest damage game ever.
That's my number one, babe. That's my number one game, baby. That's it.
Bro, hey, not fucking bad. Wait, and you know what the best part about the game is?
What?
Look at your score.
Six-seven.
Say it with a one-one-thusiasm.
Six-seven! I want to hear you feel it!
Yo, doctors, what the fuck is wrong with your head?
Alright, now let's talk about this.
Oh, yeah, I'm reporting for griefing right? Yeah, you will he's a top lane player
Yep
So if you want to maximize the amount of damage with the report you need to report them for comms abuse
Team sabotage and leaving the game slash AFK
Yep, oh and 10
All right, so I'm gonna hop off, bro.
Oh, you're getting off?
Yeah, bro, I've been live seven hours.
That was a great stream, bro.
Hey, if you wanna do day six tomorrow, I'm down.
Also, bro, let's set up a league tournament, man, for real.
You want me to help you set it up?
Yeah, I'll text you about it, all right?
Okay, all right, sounds good.
I'll see you tomorrow, bro.
Hey, it was fun playing with you as always, bro.
No, it was actually really fun.
I enjoyed it.
Have a good one.
All right, we'll see you.
All right, chat them off.
Guys, love y'all.
Love y'all, love y'all.
Leather long stream, guys.
All right, go.
League of Legends Tournament with streamers,
maybe on Saturday, bro.
If we can get people, maybe on Saturday.
Chat, as always, man.
Love y'all hoids.
God of first, God of bless.
Oh, and in case I don't see a good actor,
I don't get it.