[487/730] 🔴 2023 GAMER OF THE YEAR MASTER CLASS 🔴 ELITE GAMING IN EVERY GAME 🔴 LEAGUE OF LEGENDS DAY 6 LATER 🔴 NA 1 IN EVERY GAME 🔴

Jynxzi

05-01-2026 · 6h 50m

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[00:00:00] You know doubt about it shit is coming and I'm just praying that go dicky love it

[00:00:11] I always tell myself that this the type of shit I wanted

[00:00:14] I was being honest even made a promise not with anybody else this was in the

[00:00:18] conscience talking to my fucking self that's a little bonkers I know I still

[00:00:23] got a lot of shit to conquer I hope that ain't even my concern though

[00:00:26] you know I'll be working till I get what I deserve whatever told them

[00:00:29] Cause I'm a person under you know what my iron nose

[00:00:32] This ain't even bout some shit up on a checklist

[00:00:34] This about the fact that I'm about to test this

[00:00:37] I'm about to figure out what my best is

[00:00:39] I can't afford it because now you're boy invested

[00:00:42] And I ain't got a choice except to smile and accept it

[00:00:45] Pretty reckless, pretty restless cause I lived my life expecting love

[00:00:49] To come to second my attempt was done and now

[00:00:51] Just to some extent I was correct because I'm getting buzzed

[00:00:54] But now I'm bout to be in bit with tuzz

[00:00:56] Look it up, yeah

[00:00:58] Or that's the least what I'm assuming

[00:01:00] But that's a new to reality, it's lumen

[00:01:02] And now you're good about to make a move

[00:01:04] And take the truth, I hope the God that when he drew

[00:01:05] That what he thought about is proven

[00:01:07] But honestly, I'm not afraid that it's delusion

[00:01:10] I'm hard enough to where I know it's not illusion

[00:01:12] But obviously, I've been finding this confusing

[00:01:15] This ain't even close to what I thought I would be doing

[00:01:18] Don't get me wrong, I was born to be big

[00:01:20] But I always figured it would be the comedy thing

[00:01:22] So I started rapping just to see what drama it brings

[00:01:25] What big dogs from sitcoms would holler at it

[00:01:27] And as the time passed, I rhymed faster, my craft did was high class as I mastered my crafting

[00:01:33] Goddamn, who'd a thought it'd get like this?

[00:01:35] Back in 2010, music wouldn't make that list, I'm talking top 5 to 10 strengths with no wings

[00:01:40] I would not lie, I'm pen drawing with no 8-R

[00:01:43] That's the least what I thought till I saw, I scratched the pen till I saw a line drawn

[00:01:48] Then I couldn't let bygones be bygones, but I really wanted to rhyme till my line drawn

[00:01:54] Like where the fuck is my peak at?

[00:01:56] Not Brown, but I make it pop and I beat that not crown yet

[00:01:59] But I don't think I decree that not loud, but you know, I'm ready to such a bar now the time to tweet that

[00:02:04] I just really hope I'm ready to be there now you see him with D's at cuz even though I'm stuck with them

[00:02:10] The tissue I ain't nothing to sneeze at I'm smaller where the fuck you degrees at and I heard about I'm hot a homie

[00:02:16] Where the fuck you degrees at I'm about to come in and de-saturate the sheet wrap today and evaporate the feedback

[00:02:23] Hey, I elaborate

[00:02:26] But I'm getting off the point with the player hey

[00:02:31] Yeah, I'm kind of a slave to my ambition

[00:02:33] I ain't quit until my shit is appraised and I admitted I put the best price coming up where I finish is crazy

[00:02:39] But that just means that it's further away. So bird about the work until the turn is great

[00:02:43] It's really burdensome when under something's fun for the day, but I'm concerned about the burning out from up in the states

[00:02:51] I'm taking dinner meetings in New York always up

[00:02:53] for the states we exploring the discussion of great they're showing me that when the

[00:02:57] more elite i'll be secure and amazed but this isn't a security man like this is opposite of

[00:03:05] high vibes i'm at the best part of the song can you pause it

[00:03:12] opposite of that confidence effect my biggest problem is i can't honestly relax because inside

[00:03:17] of me you're damn i see an x and i made a promise that i can't be the body to stop and

[00:03:21] I think I need a lobotomy, little Dickie

[00:03:23] The prophecy, little bit of an anomaly

[00:03:25] Not a commodity, not a facade

[00:03:27] Or a lot of the comedy prodigies

[00:03:29] Commonly brought it with Dickie

[00:03:30] Feeling weird, let me think of an analogy

[00:03:32] Just imagine for a second what a

[00:03:34] Frustrate never knew his own mentality

[00:03:36] Grew up on a farm where the biggest commonality

[00:03:38] Was people that conformed to the

[00:03:40] Ruralist's localities

[00:03:41] To Russell, though, it was nothing but

[00:03:43] Normality

[00:03:44] And he really nice up on the

[00:03:45] Prime Actuality

[00:03:46] Everybody like the kid in Douglas

[00:03:48] Personality

[00:03:49] Mutuality with somewhat rationality today your man made a plan

[00:03:54] Not even the plan it was more of a formality get a little lamb and attend to its vitality then raise a little fan

[00:04:00] So little became finality the strategy was just to stay in the course and do your chores when you're happy

[00:04:06] I love this song. Oh my god. I forgot about this song

[00:04:09] Bart never explored nothing. I see roll around on his horse

[00:04:12] So the one day he was up on this horse. That's when he went past the porch the path

[00:04:16] He normally passed his force, but fast and short was after more

[00:04:20] Went faster north than master lord of master more

[00:04:23] And then discovered the court

[00:04:25] He like, YAH!

[00:04:27] Let me down Tim, hopped off, looking puzzles at the round rim

[00:04:31] Saw a ball up in the corner on the ground, man

[00:04:33] Russell started dribbling and giggling and astounded

[00:04:35] Then he shot a break and then a break and then he downed it

[00:04:38] And when he hit the rustle, listened to the fucking sound friction

[00:04:41] Up in the swish, mate, and he was confounded

[00:04:43] Because he knew that he had found him

[00:04:46] but right now it was still for the wow wow peak by me peak song bro peak song chat how is y'all

[00:04:54] doing today high vibes calling yo high vibes what is up high vibes how is your day going today

[00:05:03] What the fuck are you so happy?

[00:05:08] God damn.

[00:05:11] Kisses me off every time.

[00:05:14] Anyways, listen bro,

[00:05:17] chat wants you to do a mogul.

[00:05:19] We talked about this,

[00:05:21] but they really want it.

[00:05:23] So, it's totally up to the streamer obviously.

[00:05:26] You can take the risk.

[00:05:30] Really want the job really wants it didn't you just say I'm gonna get banned. Yes, I

[00:05:37] Have ice didn't you just say I'm gonna get banned yesterday, bro

[00:05:49] XQC did it wait when XQC did it did you do it on kick or did it on twitch did it on kick or did it on twitch

[00:05:57] Do it not gonna lie

[00:06:00] Yeah, but guys, captain, make him a divine gift.

[00:06:04] Did put the black eyes in my ass.

[00:06:12] Yeah, but our rep, our Twitch rep said we get banned.

[00:06:18] They said it's too risky, but if everybody's doing it, bro,

[00:06:22] I mean, no way they think that one person, right?

[00:06:25] Sure.

[00:06:25] By the way, do you like the title?

[00:06:27] No, no, seriously.

[00:06:28] I spent a lot of time on this title today and I just know it's really appreciating in the chat.

[00:06:34] So let me appreciate it myself if my, oh, Twitch browser crash.

[00:06:42] You know, no one's appreciating the title, so let's appreciate it.

[00:06:47] 2023 Gamer of the Year. Well, first off, let's start off at the tip top.

[00:06:51] 487 out of 730, 487 consecutive streams in a row.

[00:06:56] 2023 Gamer of the Year Masterclass, Elite Gaming in Every Game, League of Legends Day 6, Later, NA1 in Every Game, it's sort of a tomato on top.

[00:07:06] NA1 in Every Game. Have a zoom and know what that means, bro?

[00:07:09] I don't know what that means, but I did click the three dots to report the channel, and basically I recorded it for misinformation.

[00:07:19] Because what the fuck is that title, dude?

[00:07:22] So, you reported the stream?

[00:07:24] Yes.

[00:07:25] Because what's the misinformation?

[00:07:28] What is the misinformation, bro?

[00:07:29] Please let me know.

[00:07:30] I just copied and pasted the title into the description.

[00:07:33] So you think this title is misinformation?

[00:07:36] 2023 Gamer of the Year, Masterclass.

[00:07:40] Am I not the 2023 Gamer of the Year?

[00:07:42] Am I not?

[00:07:43] You are, but I mean some say it was Riggs.

[00:07:46] Yeah, that's a rumor.

[00:07:48] I don't really care about the rumor.

[00:07:50] Brother, 2023 Gamer of the Year, Masterclass.

[00:07:53] Elite gaming and every game. League of Legends Day 6 later, NA1 in every game is the tomato on top.

[00:07:59] I actually love that adaptation to the title.

[00:08:01] We might have to take that out of the title. I don't think you've ever been number one in any game you've played.

[00:08:07] Well, maybe C's but you have to have, what, Stomp in, Mingo, probably Glybo too on your team.

[00:08:15] Yo bro, uh, you know what, have I, how about instead of this, maybe you could just start

[00:08:19] pissing in my cereal, bro. How about you just piss in my fucking cereal? Yo, hi guys, I'm having a

[00:08:25] great day. I-I'm smiling. You called the phone and say, why the fuck are you so happy? And now you're

[00:08:32] trying to drastically edit my title and report my channel, bro. Uh, that's an accurate fucking

[00:08:37] title. Period. End of story. Now, are we doing O-Model or what? You can do it, bro. I think

[00:08:44] Yo, hi guys. You know, I thought of an idea though. If I get banned on Twitch, I could just stream on YouTube for a day or two, you know?

[00:09:02] Does that continue to streak?

[00:09:04] No shit, bro! What?

[00:09:06] Staff with the 10 gifted!

[00:09:08] Staff put that staff in my ass.

[00:09:11] Chad, does that continue to streak?

[00:09:13] Doesn't count. Nope. All right. Yo, no, guys, that continues.

[00:09:19] Listen, I think the earlier you do it in the day, think about this. Come with me here.

[00:09:25] The earlier you do it in the day, say you get it one day, then that means the other day is still saved.

[00:09:32] If you wait until the end of the day, and then you do it and you get it one day, then the day's chopped.

[00:09:37] Hi, guys, modop o moggle and what we're gonna do is we're gonna get a screen to cover people's faces

[00:09:45] That I can toggle it all off. Do you know what I'm saying?

[00:09:49] Okay, because if I load up this shit and there's an 8 inch erect penis with veins popping out on circumcised unshaved

[00:09:58] Yeah, it's probably gonna be a band. So I'm gonna cover their face at first

[00:10:07] The chat was all saying go on, play Omogul, play Omogul, everyone did it, and now they're typing GG, so I don't know.

[00:10:14] Yeah, XQC Play-Domogul, Muda Play-Domogul, and you said, whoa! You said it, Asmongold Play-D?

[00:10:21] Well, enter the arena! Camera check, solo PSL scan, compete and climb, holy shit!

[00:10:31] There's a leaderboard!

[00:10:33] Who's number one?

[00:10:34] Chad, Chad Light Slayer, you can reach Slayer, Rick.

[00:10:41] This guy's 1,000 elo, LTN.

[00:10:44] How is low tier Normie number one?

[00:10:46] Hi Vines, let's do this.

[00:10:50] Find something to toggle, please.

[00:10:52] Yes, yes, yes.

[00:10:54] Oh my God, we're entering the mogging arena.

[00:10:59] This is actually ridiculous.

[00:11:00] I'm nervous for this.

[00:11:02] We are entering the mogging arena, guys.

[00:11:06] Wait, hold on, you two.

[00:11:12] We are entering the omogled arena today.

[00:11:16] Omogled arena today, y'all.

[00:11:19] Jack, have y'all ever farted and burped

[00:11:22] and shit at the same time?

[00:11:29] Hold on.

[00:11:30] We are entering the O'Moggle arena. Holy shit. The players online went from 3.2k to 3.4k. So there's probably 200 streamers or stream snipers.

[00:11:41] That's great. I wonder what they'll do.

[00:11:45] Jack, if y'all are going to stream snipe, can we not just do the whole penis thing?

[00:11:51] We're going to have this as the image.

[00:11:54] Okay, that's good. How about I actually like that image? That's not a bad shout out of you, have mind?

[00:11:59] I'm excited for this, bro.

[00:12:08] Oh, my God, arena, bro, come on.

[00:12:12] Will I reach the highest Cedar in the world?

[00:12:17] I'm going to be right here.

[00:12:25] Do a gigantic sun.

[00:12:26] Perfect.

[00:12:27] This is perfect.

[00:12:28] they show up here.

[00:12:33] High-pitched business. Perfect.

[00:12:36] Appreciate that.

[00:12:37] It's all good.

[00:12:38] We're going to go.

[00:12:41] Jack, um,

[00:12:43] Mijo beta beta Mijo open

[00:12:47] boggle. I can't believe this is real. Wow.

[00:12:50] Actually a great website.

[00:12:52] I love when people do good ideas, bro. Finally, bro.

[00:12:55] Okay, I'm gonna make it, what do you want, like H?

[00:13:05] Yeah, like bind it to a key I would never use P. Do P. I would never use P.

[00:13:13] P?

[00:13:14] P. P. P. And then to hide it, L.

[00:13:19] P. L. Go.

[00:13:22] Let's practice, I guess.

[00:13:24] Yeah. So, yeah, yeah. Somebody just loaded in. Seems all good and friendly. What are you going to press?

[00:13:33] All good and friendly.

[00:13:35] Penis.

[00:13:36] They're talking to them. Yeah, they just whipped out their dog.

[00:13:38] All right, keep practicing. All good and friendly.

[00:13:41] Penis.

[00:13:42] Hello, hello, hello. Yeah. Oh, wow.

[00:13:44] All good and friendly. All good and friendly. He starts heading towards his pelvic region.

[00:13:48] All good and friendly. He pants the camera away from his face.

[00:13:51] We're gonna go. All right. Let's enter Omogal.

[00:13:54] Omogal. See, now, Chat, the thing is, I'm gonna cover a penis.

[00:13:58] Y'all are not gonna see it, but I'm probably gonna have to end up seeing a...

[00:14:02] probably a uncircumcised cock.

[00:14:04] So, Chat, this is what we do for y'all in this stream.

[00:14:07] All right. Arby better than you have us.

[00:14:09] I'm gonna have to take you off.

[00:14:12] Why do you do these slow, dramatic things?

[00:14:16] All right, Chat. Omogal, it's time!

[00:14:19] Transfer the arena! Wait, hi guys. See how it looks.

[00:14:26] Let's just enter.

[00:14:35] Wait, do I have to be an OBS for this?

[00:14:37] LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK!

[00:14:42] Oh my god! Are you sure?

[00:14:44] bro I know we're gonna get stream side I saw 300 people get on the website in

[00:14:51] two minutes you called me so if I do get banned cuz of this we just treat

[00:15:02] on YouTube for a couple of days.

[00:15:03] Turn your head right.

[00:15:07] Hi, Stinks.

[00:15:08] There you go.

[00:15:09] All right.

[00:15:12] Check your plea.

[00:15:14] Oh, oh God, oh God.

[00:15:16] One v one arena.

[00:15:18] Are you ready?

[00:15:19] I'm sub three right now.

[00:15:21] Are you fucking kidding me?

[00:15:24] High-fives, put my camera bottom left, my stream cam.

[00:15:28] I think the Omogokam's tiny, it's gonna be shit.

[00:15:32] You wanna be doubled?

[00:15:33] Yeah.

[00:15:34] There's still a sun on the screen, by the way.

[00:15:37] Is there still one now?

[00:15:39] I'm gonna check.

[00:15:40] Bro, that's not good.

[00:15:41] I have to be an OBS to toggle it.

[00:15:43] Or no.

[00:15:43] Wait, let's see, let's see.

[00:15:44] Hold on, let's see.

[00:15:47] Oh, no, it works.

[00:15:48] It works.

[00:15:49] Cool, cool, cool.

[00:15:51] Got it.

[00:15:55] Bro, let's get my camera on.

[00:15:56] We're overthinking this.

[00:15:57] Let me drag this shit on.

[00:15:59] And then if it's doubled,

[00:16:00] Let me take it off. Ready?

[00:16:01] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[00:16:03] Ready, channel, be ready?

[00:16:04] What if the website like doesn't load it now?

[00:16:07] Cause it's gonna load that way.

[00:16:08] Okay, just go.

[00:16:12] Your name.

[00:16:16] What?

[00:16:21] What?

[00:16:23] Oh my God, we ready!

[00:16:25] Oh, Mogul!

[00:16:26] Wait, how about, ah!

[00:16:29] Okay, okay.

[00:16:30] Yeah.

[00:16:31] Shadow of Remedity.

[00:16:32] Okay, so it's L to get him off, P to get him on.

[00:16:39] Bro, how do we start?

[00:16:42] Ah!

[00:16:43] Winners.

[00:16:44] Never got to get over there.

[00:16:46] Oh my God, Remedity, I'm sub three right now, what?

[00:16:54] three right now. What based off of what?

[00:17:03] All right.

[00:17:06] Bro, I'm sub three. Oh my God. Can I play?

[00:17:11] Yeah. Six hundred. It went from 3.2 K online to 3.8 K.

[00:17:21] Where's like this?

[00:17:24] I'm out.

[00:17:25] Yeah, but you see it's not gonna work out, so now I gotta do this.

[00:17:34] Chad, this is what's gonna give us our PSL score.

[00:17:38] Bro, this camera nerfs the fuck out of me though, Chad.

[00:17:44] Chad, this camera nerfs the kid.

[00:17:47] Okay.

[00:17:48] Alright, Chad, could y'all see my picture?

[00:17:53] All right, so chat we have to take a good photo this way we can get our PSL score up

[00:18:14] Yo, I can't do this. What is this site, bro?

[00:18:20] All right, how about you take it?

[00:18:27] All right, now what is SUB3, what the fuck?

[00:18:45] Still sub three.

[00:18:51] Oh my God, I'm having a good show.

[00:18:52] Oh my God, we're ready, Brad!

[00:18:53] Oh!

[00:18:55] What's going on?

[00:18:57] Oh, God, stop.

[00:18:59] Wait, drag me back!

[00:19:04] Are we in in a O-muggle?

[00:19:08] Are we in?

[00:19:10] You should be in.

[00:19:11] Check if you're in.

[00:19:12] Oh!

[00:19:13] Waiting for opponent. Oh my god. Allow this, then.

[00:19:32] Yo bro, you're getting brutally mugged Lorenzo. You're getting fucking mugged, buddy.

[00:19:43] Please tell me I won!

[00:19:50] Please!

[00:19:52] Yes!

[00:19:55] Yes!

[00:19:57] Who's next?

[00:20:01] Who's next, son?

[00:20:03] Oh my God, what a no!

[00:20:05] What a no!

[00:20:07] What a no!

[00:20:08] What a no!

[00:20:09] What a no!

[00:20:10] What a no!

[00:20:11] What a no, what a no, what a no, what a no, what a no.

[00:20:18] Should you put OBS in the right monitor

[00:20:20] so you can know when it's up?

[00:20:23] Great shout.

[00:20:25] Hi, guys, that's dude,

[00:20:27] that's why you get paid the big bucks, bro.

[00:20:29] Great shout, hi, guys.

[00:20:31] Nice, Jinx.

[00:20:33] Okay, waiting for opponent, getting ready.

[00:20:36] Oh my God, we're one and no, we're undefeated.

[00:20:38] Chat, does my undersized nipples matter in this game?

[00:20:41] I

[00:20:45] Want to know on oh moggle we need to go ten at all

[00:20:49] Brough house or 4k people online, but I can't find a one-on-one. What the fuck?

[00:20:58] Yo, what's good?

[00:21:04] Hold on brah mogging you right now

[00:21:11] No, no, no.

[00:21:13] Okay, no, no, hey.

[00:21:14] Hey, report this kid, this kid.

[00:21:16] Yo, hold on.

[00:21:17] Oh my God, I'm losing.

[00:21:19] How am I losing?

[00:21:20] Wait, it's because of my nipples.

[00:21:22] I'm going to the convenience store.

[00:21:23] Bro, how'd you get it?

[00:21:24] How'd you get it?

[00:21:25] Hold on.

[00:21:26] Thanks, bro.

[00:21:27] Bro, bro, bro.

[00:21:29] I love your video, bro.

[00:21:30] Oh my God.

[00:21:31] Bro, hold on, bro.

[00:21:32] I need to mug you right now, buddy.

[00:21:33] I need to mug you, bro.

[00:21:35] Okay, okay.

[00:21:36] Okay, okay.

[00:21:38] Okay, I'm sorry, bro.

[00:21:39] Hey, how are you winning though?

[00:21:40] You're a marker? You're a marker, dude?

[00:21:44] Rago, other like that.

[00:21:46] Bro, how is he winning, Chad? He's winning.

[00:21:49] Okay, wait. So I have a strong Jowl. What is my flaw?

[00:21:53] Negative what? Negative what?

[00:21:59] Bro, this kid is your high tier normie. Your HTN. I haven't even got that ready.

[00:22:05] Wait, he went down to LTN.

[00:22:10] Is this going to end? Who won?

[00:22:15] Oh my god, I went to HTN. No, I've been down!

[00:22:23] Big, why does he keep going down?

[00:22:37] Did I beat you?

[00:22:38] Please tell me.

[00:22:39] Wrong.

[00:22:53] Why is he still scaring?

[00:23:09] Who won, Highbite?

[00:23:11] This is the most awkward two minutes of my life.

[00:23:18] This is the most awkward two minutes of my life.

[00:23:27] Yo Cruz, let's call this one a tie, bro.

[00:23:30] Okay.

[00:23:31] Cruz, you're a handsome young man, bro.

[00:23:34] Handsome young man, dude.

[00:23:36] Thank you.

[00:23:37] Keep mugging, bro.

[00:23:38] Keep mugging, Cruz.

[00:23:39] How do I leave here?

[00:23:43] How do I?

[00:23:44] Chat, how do I?

[00:23:45] It's not jitty, bro.

[00:23:46] Shut the fuck up!

[00:23:47] How do I leave here?

[00:23:48] How do I leave?

[00:23:49] How do I leave?

[00:23:50] Yo, Cruz.

[00:23:51] Have a blessed day, bro.

[00:23:52] I don't know who won this Morgoth.

[00:23:53] I don't know.

[00:23:55] Let's call it a ti-

[00:23:57] Yup, so this site's dog shit.

[00:23:59] Yo, chat, uh, tell me why I'm in a ten-minute Morgoth with an eight-year-old.

[00:24:04] Okay, he wasn't eight, but still.

[00:24:06] All right, come on, come on.

[00:24:07] It said 18 plus on the website, did it?

[00:24:09] Not?

[00:24:11] Ah, high-fives it went up 1100 players.

[00:24:13] We're getting sniped.

[00:24:14] We're getting sniped.

[00:24:16] Nia.

[00:24:19] That kid was very nice though.

[00:24:21] That was a very nice kid.

[00:24:22] Okay, chat.

[00:24:24] I need to brutally mug, bro.

[00:24:25] I'm not mugging.

[00:24:26] It's my fucking dog shit fucking fucking camera.

[00:24:30] That's what it is, bro.

[00:24:31] It's your dog shit camera or it's your three chains?

[00:24:34] I don't know.

[00:24:36] One of them.

[00:24:37] Yo, yo bro, hi- hi- hi- hi- hi- shit is not sweet, bro.

[00:24:42] Hi- hi- shit is not sweet, buddy.

[00:24:44] I'm from Tarpon fucking Springs, hi- hi- I'll sock your bitch ass!

[00:24:49] Buddy, I woke up the gunfire.

[00:24:52] Like, I'm not- just relax, alright?

[00:24:55] You don't know who you're talking to.

[00:24:57] Me, ho.

[00:24:58] Hi- hi- you're from Erie, Pennsylvania, dude.

[00:25:00] I like-

[00:25:02] Bro, hi- hi- it was fireworks.

[00:25:04] Oh my god, I'm in!

[00:25:05] Oh my god, I'm in!

[00:25:07] Why can't I maul in here bro?

[00:25:14] Chill Chill.

[00:25:15] Find new match.

[00:25:16] I'm trying to maul, bro.

[00:25:18] Check.

[00:25:19] What the fuck?

[00:25:20] Oh, there we go.

[00:25:23] Oh, jeez.

[00:25:28] You got high, dear, Normie.

[00:25:31] How?

[00:25:32] Yo, a sub, jiggler.

[00:25:34] Yeah, hey, you have to let me focus. I'm trying to log your shot. No, no, no, I'm not jibbler, bro

[00:25:40] How are you?

[00:25:42] How is this guy mocking what?

[00:25:51] Okay, I'm gonna fucking log you right now

[00:26:04] Well, he's like he's doing the lighting buff. That's not allowed. He's the lighting buff.

[00:26:12] He's fucking cheating. That shit is bullshit. How about get lights in here?

[00:26:17] I think it's just a moister kind of taste.

[00:26:29] Yo, how does this guy have HTN? How does this guy have high tier normies?

[00:26:36] Yo, smoke you! Smoke you! Did the right smoke you!

[00:26:39] Is it over? Is it over? I don't call my jibber! Stop saying my name!

[00:26:43] Did he fucking win or what? How did this guy win?

[00:26:46] Oh, yeah, I did.

[00:26:47] This site is dog shit. Searching on Ramos Thursday bro. What? Bar size is better. Bar size is better.

[00:26:54] Nah, I think I love you as well, dude.

[00:26:56] Yeah, did you win though? Did I win?

[00:26:58] I did I did how did you win you didn't win shit, bro? I mean I had eight in my peak

[00:27:05] You peaked at eight on HTM, I have not even seen those numbers yet, bro

[00:27:11] But so what happens now it's another staring I don't know. Yo, I just dream sniped you. Oh

[00:27:19] That's that even how the fuck

[00:27:24] Lower your cortisol dude, please when you're speaking

[00:27:29] Look I have eight

[00:27:31] Chad light yo is this guy fucking cheated Chad light. I mean what was cheating who is this guy who is him?

[00:27:39] Like

[00:27:42] He got Chad light

[00:27:44] Chad I never even see that

[00:27:47] Yo smoking you while eating pizza crackers. God damn it. Yo, all right. All right. All right. All right. Yo

[00:27:54] Yo, chat, you know what it is, bro?

[00:27:56] I need you to just upgrade my shit.

[00:27:59] Chat, maybe glasses, right?

[00:28:05] This is a brutal log now.

[00:28:06] Yo, hi guys, this website is great, bro.

[00:28:08] There's no penises in here?

[00:28:11] Yes.

[00:28:13] Chat, oh, it's the headset.

[00:28:15] That's why I'm fucking lost, bro.

[00:28:17] Chat, it's because I had the headset, man.

[00:28:22] Yes, take it off.

[00:28:23] holding malls take that shit off

[00:28:29] but

[00:28:30] Son Son Son

[00:28:43] Son

[00:28:43] You're burning a laser. How are you always?

[00:28:48] I'm in the middle of an intense battle. Yo, is this actually Xy? No, no, no, no David

[00:28:53] This is David, bro.

[00:28:58] Uh, why did, um, why did Dark Vader go to Dark Mald?

[00:29:01] Oh my fucking...

[00:29:02] AHHHHHHHHHH!

[00:29:04] That's not the pronunciation of the joke!

[00:29:07] And you're spiking my cortisol, which is messing up my rating!

[00:29:11] You're just getting Mald, Jinxy.

[00:29:17] Wait, Havis, I understand it.

[00:29:19] None of our scores matter until they do the battle at the end.

[00:29:22] at the end. That's how it works. So bro, are you ready to be mugged? Are you prepared

[00:29:28] to be mugged, bro?

[00:29:29] Oh, shit. Wait, this guy has good lighting. This is not fair. This guy, like, yo bro,

[00:29:37] this guy has a lighting buff and he just got a haircut buff.

[00:29:40] I swear to say, well, I mean, that's Chad light. If he gets Chad light, I'm off this

[00:29:48] shit bro none of this matters wait molecule minus 33 elo they called me a

[00:29:55] molecule

[00:29:57] I

[00:30:09] Is it him for your case man

[00:30:14] Does the muscle help chatter is it just

[00:30:18] Bro fuck this website, bro. Wait, you got more. I want

[00:30:22] Yeah.

[00:30:26] Yo Jinx, yeah, I'm not giving this end siege.

[00:30:30] Bro, what did you say?

[00:30:32] I'm not giving this end siege.

[00:30:36] Highbast, this website is shit.

[00:30:38] Fuck this website.

[00:30:40] Yo, bro, this guy is not mocking me.

[00:30:44] It's just camera and lighting, bro.

[00:30:48] Bro, this guy.

[00:30:50] Uh, uh.

[00:30:51] You can see your birthrights, so it's going to be boring.

[00:30:57] Yeah, Chad, laugh it up.

[00:30:58] I don't give a fuck.

[00:30:59] You guys can laugh all you fucking what?

[00:31:02] You can't tell me that that website is not

[00:31:04] a little bit glitchy.

[00:31:06] Bro, how did I not get HTN once?

[00:31:08] Boggles, I don't know why though.

[00:31:09] Fuck, you're laughing!

[00:31:11] Yo, I did not get HTN once.

[00:31:14] Or Chad Light, how's that not balanced?

[00:31:16] That's a fucking broken website.

[00:31:18] So let me just reach out to your mugging session.

[00:31:22] You went one and two, and the only game you won

[00:31:27] was against an eight-year-old.

[00:31:30] Are you proud of yourself?

[00:31:31] Yo, hey, hi, guys.

[00:31:34] Would you like to be literally punched in the fucking face?

[00:31:37] That's a loose explanation to what happened.

[00:31:40] I don't, my wins and losses were inconsequential

[00:31:44] because we actually don't know.

[00:31:46] The site was glitching.

[00:31:47] exit. Thank you for the bro. I didn't log a eight year old by the way.

[00:31:50] I did not a log a year old. He was probably like 12. He was 12.

[00:31:54] You're tired with him. You did your one. So you're two and one.

[00:32:01] Yeah. Cool. Whatever. Jinxie. You're a tarpon Springs five. Go zombie.

[00:32:06] I don't even know what that means. I don't even know what that means, bro.

[00:32:13] I don't even know what that means. Yo, hi boys. Hey bro. Um,

[00:32:17] I'm gonna catch you, I'm sorry.

[00:32:20] Yeah, I need to remove Sun because you're in the club kit, I don't know.

[00:32:25] Okay.

[00:32:26] All right, chat.

[00:32:30] It's only right for some comedy night.

[00:32:32] Oh, that rhymed!

[00:32:34] Oh my god, that rhymed.

[00:32:36] Chat, it's only right for some comedy night!

[00:32:39] You could do some trade-offs.

[00:32:44] Hanging up on that fucking idiot.

[00:32:47] Fuck trade-ups!

[00:32:50] Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, if you make me laugh, you win $100.

[00:33:00] I need the best and brightest minds of this chat to come together.

[00:33:05] If you make me laugh, you win $100!

[00:33:12] The name of the room is going to be this.

[00:33:16] Make me laugh.

[00:33:22] Get money.

[00:33:27] Are we ready, champ?

[00:33:30] Are we ready?

[00:33:32] Ladies and gentlemen, let's go.

[00:33:35] Make me laugh, get money, without further ado.

[00:33:38] I'm going to put on my poker face and try to not laugh a singular time.

[00:33:47] This guy's pit vipers.

[00:33:49] The dog's mo.

[00:33:51] Yo.

[00:33:53] Hello.

[00:33:54] Maba, everybody welcome in.

[00:33:56] Make me laugh.

[00:33:57] Give one.

[00:33:57] Hello, you see, sir.

[00:33:59] Um, why did the never never go to the mall?

[00:34:05] Why did who go to the mall?

[00:34:06] And he, he, he, he, he, he lost his kids.

[00:34:11] And, and, and other things here.

[00:34:16] And your friend balls.

[00:34:18] He's so cute.

[00:34:22] You know, I think I'm a big fan.

[00:34:24] I'm also going to say, Joe, knock, knock.

[00:34:26] Who's there?

[00:34:28] Justin.

[00:34:29] Justin who?

[00:34:31] You're just in time to wear my booty hole.

[00:34:35] Yo TK, yo TK what is up bro? Make me laugh dude 100 dollars

[00:34:59] Oh my god, but it was Shag where's Shag

[00:35:02] Where's Shag?

[00:35:04] Where's Shag?

[00:35:06] Jinxie, can you hear me?

[00:35:08] Yes bro, make me back, give $100.

[00:35:10] Okay, okay.

[00:35:12] Why are uncles not like curries?

[00:35:14] Why?

[00:35:16] Because bad ones make you a bumher.

[00:35:18] Spicy curry, spicy uncle.

[00:35:20] Okay.

[00:35:22] Actually, I took meal out of the day.

[00:35:24] Sir, um,

[00:35:26] I'm sorry.

[00:35:28] I'm sorry.

[00:35:30] Okay, so why did Shaggedy let's go to Topping Springs?

[00:35:37] Why?

[00:35:38] Because he was trying to find Jim, she's nuts.

[00:35:44] Why?

[00:35:45] Tinky, hi Tinky.

[00:35:46] Yo, what's up, bro?

[00:35:47] Make me lock you 100 bucks, bro.

[00:35:48] Okay, what's one plus one?

[00:35:50] Two.

[00:35:51] Two.

[00:35:52] Two.

[00:35:53] Two.

[00:35:54] Two.

[00:35:55] Two.

[00:35:56] Two.

[00:35:57] Two.

[00:35:58] No, you're wrong. It's personal.

[00:36:03] Thank you, my little discord kitten. I love Mr. Do you want to hear a story?

[00:36:11] Sure.

[00:36:15] Alright, so basically why I really need these 100 boxes, because I took a DNA test and you need me to take it twice.

[00:36:24] And that's because the first time for some reason I came back at the 100% inbred, but

[00:36:33] like my mom wasn't from there or my dad.

[00:36:36] So, yeah.

[00:36:38] Yeah.

[00:36:39] Bro, that isn't a country, bro.

[00:36:43] I know.

[00:36:44] I know.

[00:36:45] I don't know what inbred means, though.

[00:36:50] Hello, Jinxie.

[00:36:54] What's up, bro?

[00:36:56] Xenix, what's up, man?

[00:36:57] How's it going?

[00:36:58] Make it up.

[00:36:59] You don't have a box.

[00:37:00] All right.

[00:37:01] I'm going to read you a joke here.

[00:37:02] Where does Darth Moon get his sneakers from?

[00:37:07] The Darth Vader?

[00:37:09] Oh, shit.

[00:37:11] That is the wrong joke!

[00:37:14] The joke is where does Darth Vader get his shoes?

[00:37:19] The Darth Moon?

[00:37:20] Let me try again, let me try again, let me try again.

[00:37:23] No one has said the joke right in a mothful.

[00:37:27] Oh, so, I made a Jinxie AI, please tell me the best joke ever.

[00:37:35] Where does Darth Vader get his sneakers?

[00:37:40] Where does Darth Vader get his sneakers?

[00:37:45] The Darth of all.

[00:37:47] The Darth of all, you got it.

[00:37:49] got it yo this joke needs to die Utah what it is up bro

[00:37:58] Mara

[00:38:03] we're shag yo Jimmy you try your big four-head bulky how are you my all right

[00:38:11] bro let's try that again I don't have a big why post where you clapping

[00:38:15] Right, Clavik? I don't have to take poor head or...

[00:38:17] I know you're meows.

[00:38:18] And I'm not bald.

[00:38:19] It's a good thing. What do you mean?

[00:38:22] Okay, so, um, what did the dentist say to Darth Maul?

[00:38:27] What did the dentist say to Darth Maul? I have no idea.

[00:38:32] May the frost be with you.

[00:38:38] I didn't laugh, but I did smile.

[00:38:40] Yo, Jinx, can you hear me, brother?

[00:38:42] I'm allowed to smile. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[00:38:44] Bickle-mon-bickle

[00:38:47] So give me an opinion. What's worse, Tarpon Springs or Detroit, bro?

[00:38:53] Bro, it's different strokes for different folks, bro. I'm lucky I made it out of Tarpon Springs, seriously

[00:39:02] But bro, I heard that you're like the Sunshines and Raybos there, bro

[00:39:05] I heard that like there is no shootings at night, bro

[00:39:08] No Tarpon Springs is not Sunshine and Raybos!

[00:39:11] If you didn't grow up in the Tarp, just say that!

[00:39:14] Oh, what's up, bro?

[00:39:20] Where does the waiter get the dog?

[00:39:24] The mall.

[00:39:27] The sneakers.

[00:39:29] Okay, why?

[00:39:31] Why?

[00:39:32] I should serve for you.

[00:39:33] Why?

[00:39:35] Where the dark way, Peter, go to buy shoes.

[00:39:40] That is that his mom?

[00:39:42] Oh my God.

[00:39:44] The dark mall the dark mall. Oh my god, bro. Don't tell this to your mom

[00:39:52] Yo, why are people telling their mom this joke? This joke sucks

[00:39:57] Yo, two-face. What's up, bro?

[00:40:00] Yes, bro. Yes, I got quite of a day. You ready?

[00:40:03] Quote of the day. Okay. What is it, bro? Yes? Yes, bro. Listen, listen, listen

[00:40:07] Love is kind of like a fart

[00:40:10] because if you have to force it then it's appropriately shared. Wow. Bro are you using

[00:40:18] the like 2012 laugh track thing? Bro stop clicking the soundboard. Bro actually good

[00:40:25] quote. Where's Shag? No! Yo yo what's up what's up what's up what's up?

[00:40:36] First and foremost, bro, I just want to say I'm a big fan and I love you, bro.

[00:40:40] Hey, thank you, my boy. Make me laugh. You had 100 bucks, by the way, bro.

[00:40:43] No one has done it yet.

[00:40:45] Yeah, bro. It's so hard to be your fan, though.

[00:40:48] Like, just, dude, just imagine me driving, chilling and watching you on the—

[00:40:54] and my loud-ass speakers in my car and in my fucking—

[00:40:57] the fucking car next to me is like,

[00:40:59] it's like, we don't fucking see this guy watching because all they fucking hear is,

[00:41:02] All right, and fucking you know, you know all that shit bro. It's so hard to be your fan man, but I stood up for you Jinxie

[00:41:09] I love you bro

[00:41:16] Yo, what up Jinxie also can I ask a question before I say my joke? Yes

[00:41:22] Yo, yo, yeah my name I'd say angst

[00:41:28] Yep, why do ducks make the best detectives

[00:41:31] Why because they always managed to crack the case

[00:41:40] Tiki nipples

[00:41:42] Yo, I don't go by what did you say? I

[00:41:48] Called you taking it was yeah, that's not my name, but you can do with your job, bro

[00:41:53] I'm not imparting this.

[00:41:55] That is your name.

[00:41:57] So, I just had one more question.

[00:42:00] You kind of look like an uncut toenail.

[00:42:03] And I'm not very respectful of you.

[00:42:05] So, I want you to explain.

[00:42:07] How can I look like an uncut toenail?

[00:42:09] Because that doesn't even make sense, bro.

[00:42:11] No, I mean, it kind of does...

[00:42:15] This kid is a troll! This kid is a troll!

[00:42:17] Yo, JC, I'm back.

[00:42:19] Yo, I'm sorry that I got the joke wrong before.

[00:42:21] I didn't mean to offend or anything.

[00:42:23] No, you're good.

[00:42:24] I got a new one.

[00:42:25] I got a new one.

[00:42:26] All right.

[00:42:27] Where does Darth Vader get his knee control?

[00:42:31] There's Darth Vader.

[00:42:34] Are you in the middle of a ranked match?

[00:42:36] What?

[00:42:37] Where does Darth Vader stand in his life?

[00:42:43] Oh my God, there's my joke.

[00:42:44] Oh, is it behind this link?

[00:42:46] No, not that one.

[00:42:47] No, not that one.

[00:42:48] Oh, no, no, no.

[00:42:49] Oh.

[00:42:50] Oh

[00:43:04] Well, we have to make a new room and get shaggy new room new room new room

[00:43:14] Hello

[00:43:16] Chatter you leave. Chatter you leave. Chat new room and we get shagging. Alright new

[00:43:25] room. No one has made me laugh yet. Ha ha funny. LOL. New room chat. Here we go. Ha ha

[00:43:35] Funny lol

[00:43:53] Guys slow down slow down

[00:43:55] Sino what all right?

[00:43:57] Jinxie, did you remember me? I was the guy that called you out driving a big banger in your head.

[00:44:03] No, I don't, bro. I don't remember that.

[00:44:06] Wow, you don't remember your friends?

[00:44:09] That's not what I said! I said I don't remember that big boulder guy insult!

[00:44:14] Jinxie, you have to remember me!

[00:44:15] Oh, oh my bad, my bad.

[00:44:16] SHIT, I'M AWARE OF THAT!

[00:44:19] Okay, Jinxie, chill. Your cord is also a little hot, man.

[00:44:23] Hey, Junko. I got a joke, bro. What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

[00:44:31] I don't bring my watermelon before you.

[00:44:34] Yo, what up, Jimmy? Let's be honest, bro, gas is getting a little pricey for us. I'm

[00:44:39] going to need you to laugh today, alright?

[00:44:41] Alright, I got you, bro. Crazy. You may be laughing before.

[00:44:44] I have, I have. Alright, dating is a lot like fishing. Sure, there's plenty of

[00:44:48] plenty fish in the sea but until I catch one I'm just stuck here holding my rod

[00:44:54] okay okay yeah rod yo shag he's referring to his wiener shag his wiener

[00:45:03] Ewww, he's beat it!

[00:45:07] What?

[00:45:10] Egg, what's up bro?

[00:45:13] I don't think he doesn't speak.

[00:45:15] Where does Darth Walt, where does Darth...

[00:45:18] Where does he get his shoes from?

[00:45:21] We know! Everyone knows! The whole world knows by now!

[00:45:24] I don't know!

[00:45:25] Shaq, you have all people to know!

[00:45:28] Hey where does he get to shoot?

[00:45:31] I break the kids, I break the kids.

[00:45:33] Okay, yep.

[00:45:34] What?

[00:45:35] Just ban him.

[00:45:36] Thank you.

[00:45:37] What?

[00:45:38] Two plus four.

[00:45:39] Two plus four.

[00:45:40] Six.

[00:45:41] Seven.

[00:45:42] No.

[00:45:43] You're right.

[00:45:44] I actually laughed when I banned him, okay.

[00:45:49] How did, how did Dark Maul get to the second floor?

[00:45:57] I'm gonna pay you I'm gonna pay you bro

[00:46:10] No jack not yours

[00:46:20] Just guard guard guard typing chat typing chat type of Jack okay, okay

[00:46:26] I'll take it no not you

[00:46:29] Shag you didn't win shag you didn't win. I

[00:46:34] Want how much you did not win?

[00:46:42] I didn't even walk my feet. I just came to say that Jinxie you make my days bright

[00:46:50] Okay, okay, Shag don't do that. Come on. Do

[00:46:53] Yeah. Hello. Boom. What's up, bro? Can you hear me?

[00:46:59] What is the problem with Vacantina Yurix?

[00:47:04] What? What? What?

[00:47:06] They always suck.

[00:47:11] Did he have his own laugh track? Bro, he just snuck in his own laugh track.

[00:47:16] Wait, what did you say?

[00:47:21] Hey, Jungkook.

[00:47:23] What's up, dude?

[00:47:26] How did the nutsocks cross the river how?

[00:47:31] Cuz you put the wrong socks on this morning how?

[00:47:35] Shag if you paid attention, hey, just a second

[00:47:39] What yo yo, okay, go to what's up, bro? How you doing, bro?

[00:47:48] But uh

[00:47:50] You know how you're a tarp, right? You know how you're in the tarp. Don't ever

[00:47:55] Don't ever step foot in Pensacola. Don't ever. Yeah, bro

[00:47:59] I'm not going to I run the tarp, bro. I run the tarp Pepsi Cola

[00:48:03] Pensacola, Shag, Pensacola

[00:48:06] Yes, do I get a free pass? I

[00:48:11] Have a feeling he's about to say something great. All right, what's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis gone on your face

[00:48:17] what

[00:48:19] Finding out of his trace

[00:48:23] Yo, James here, yo, why are you screaming in the mic Sam?

[00:48:29] I'm sorry boys my life. Okay, you have the eye if you win this get a new mic, okay Jesus Christ

[00:48:36] Okay, sorry, bro. Do you know why my penis is in windows? Why?

[00:48:44] Because it's my croissant

[00:48:49] It sounds like he's in the Amazon rain please

[00:48:52] Bold, what's up, bro? Can you hear me? Yes, sir

[00:49:01] Gigi

[00:49:04] Did he just get like sent into the rapture what happened? Yo, Matthew. What's up?

[00:49:10] Yeah, go check. All right, man

[00:49:13] No, no, who's there orange orange who orange you got it is a middle

[00:49:25] boo boo boo boo boo yo max what's up that's not cool yep max what is your joke max

[00:49:38] Well if you call cheese I isn't yours.

[00:49:43] Not your cheese, beat you to it!

[00:49:48] Wait, Andy, Andy, you won yesterday, didn't you?

[00:49:54] Yeah I did!

[00:49:57] Did you get paid?

[00:49:59] No!

[00:50:00] It's cause you didn't have your wispers on, that's why!

[00:50:04] Oh, I'm going to the bar.

[00:50:06] You have to hear somebody in voice and whisper like this.

[00:50:11] No, no.

[00:50:13] Not literally whisper.

[00:50:15] Andy, just don't worry about it, bro.

[00:50:16] I'm looking up on Google.

[00:50:17] OK.

[00:50:19] OK, thank you.

[00:50:20] Whisper.

[00:50:21] It's a.

[00:50:21] Wait, can I still?

[00:50:22] Wait, can you tell me a joke?

[00:50:25] Yo bro, you're on the stage.

[00:50:26] You're supposed to say a joke, Andy.

[00:50:29] Oh, Shaq, can you tell me a joke?

[00:50:33] uh what oh i'm on stage now can you guys tell me a joke no no why do you think it's

[00:50:41] i have a road i like that one hey oh jinxie do you remember when you used to come over to my

[00:50:49] house and we put soaps on our feet and we would slide across the rooms in the bathrooms this did

[00:50:55] not ever happen bro no this is really fun you remember it was really fun anyways you

[00:51:03] should come back over mom's making a casserole

[00:51:06] Yo, Nash, what's up, bro?

[00:51:13] Yo, hi, Dinky.

[00:51:14] What's up?

[00:51:15] I have a joke.

[00:51:16] All right.

[00:51:17] Someone, someone in here is an owl.

[00:51:22] Who?

[00:51:23] It's you.

[00:51:24] I guess.

[00:51:25] Yo, this guy's ill.

[00:51:27] What do you call him?

[00:51:30] He's a guy.

[00:51:31] He's a guy.

[00:51:32] He's a guy.

[00:51:33] He's a guy.

[00:51:34] He's a guy.

[00:51:35] you call a man who likes sitting in front of doors.

[00:51:41] I owl.

[00:51:42] Matt.

[00:51:43] Why did the chicken cross the road?

[00:51:52] To get to the other side.

[00:51:55] To get to the dark moon.

[00:51:57] Yo, bro, I hate this.

[00:52:01] I hate this job.

[00:52:03] What did he say?

[00:52:05] Yeah, so today I found my first grade cuba carat.

[00:52:09] I got pretty excited, but not as much as the rest of the people in the elevator.

[00:52:15] What does that mean?

[00:52:17] Wait, what? Yo, help me up.

[00:52:22] Yo, you laugh, bro.

[00:52:24] Alright, crazy, put your switch in.

[00:52:26] Okay, I'll put it, hold on.

[00:52:28] Not you, son of a bitch!

[00:52:30] Yo, Jinxy, Jinxy, you're Jimmy!

[00:52:35] Yo, Sam, what's up, bro?

[00:52:38] I think I fixed my mic.

[00:52:41] Okay.

[00:52:42] Sam, your mic sounds like you're in the Amazon rainforest.

[00:52:46] Okay, well, I'm sorry.

[00:52:50] Cancel my joke?

[00:52:52] Yep.

[00:52:53] Where did Bill Gates get his trees from?

[00:52:57] Where?

[00:52:58] Where?

[00:53:00] Microsoft!

[00:53:03] Shag, you're laughing and clapping before the joke ended, Shag.

[00:53:07] The joke was a little...

[00:53:08] Jinxie, can I tell you a joke?

[00:53:10] What was the joke?

[00:53:11] Oh my god.

[00:53:12] Yo, uh...

[00:53:13] What's better than winning a silver medal at the Paralympics?

[00:53:17] Gold medal?

[00:53:18] Medal?

[00:53:19] Being able to walk.

[00:53:22] Jinxie, do you remember me?

[00:53:24] I remember you.

[00:53:25] wait no way that's what guys I have a very important announcement

[00:53:34] why he's he has decided to donate one million dollars to pay for my brother's

[00:53:40] butt cancer treatment no I do not do that I did not pay for his brother's

[00:53:52] What cancer?

[00:53:54] Thank you Sperma.

[00:53:55] Thank you, Jinzy.

[00:53:56] Thank you.

[00:53:57] Thank you.

[00:53:58] Thank you.

[00:53:59] Thank you, Jim Pansy.

[00:54:01] Okay.

[00:54:02] Yeah.

[00:54:03] Jinzy saw something and was, unfortunately, he didn't send me a Twi-Twisper.

[00:54:10] Bro, is your Whispers on?

[00:54:14] Yeah.

[00:54:15] What's your Twi-Twitch?

[00:54:16] Yeah.

[00:54:17] I already sent it three times.

[00:54:19] Send it again.

[00:54:20] High-fives.

[00:54:21] high-fives

[00:54:26] Dixie Dixie Dixie yeah, yeah, what's up, bro? You said money

[00:54:40] Why did the black man fall in the world because you couldn't see that well

[00:54:51] He didn't see the wall.

[00:54:53] Okay, pay this guy twice.

[00:54:55] Hi guys, pay this guy twice.

[00:54:59] Yeah, this guy's weak.

[00:55:01] He didn't see the wall.

[00:55:03] Yup, Jack, we know Jack.

[00:55:05] We crossed that base.

[00:55:07] Hunty, what's up?

[00:55:17] Hi there, Jimmy.

[00:55:21] Bro, do you have a joke?

[00:55:26] Yeah.

[00:55:29] Why did Goofy bring a lighter to the bar?

[00:55:35] Why?

[00:55:38] Because he heard the drinks were on the house.

[00:55:44] I

[00:55:48] You loved it my last one so I got scammed

[00:55:55] El Scaff no

[00:55:58] Leprechaun nobody laughed at your joke, bro. What was your joke?

[00:56:02] It was the map

[00:56:05] The what?

[00:56:07] The map one

[00:56:09] No, I was laughing at some the other guy's joke

[00:56:12] I was not laughing at it.

[00:56:14] Jim Panzee, where are we going to play video games?

[00:56:17] I want to play video games with my favorite streamer, Jim Panzee, Jinxie.

[00:56:22] Shag.

[00:56:23] Okay.

[00:56:24] Shag, my name is Jinxie.

[00:56:28] Yo, when I get off stage, I'll put my twitch in the chat, but anyways.

[00:56:32] What do you call a teenage boy who doesn't masturbate?

[00:56:36] What?

[00:56:37] What do you call a teenage boy who doesn't masturbate?

[00:56:42] What?

[00:56:42] A liar.

[00:56:45] The sperm head?

[00:56:49] Yeah, what's up, man?

[00:56:51] What do lawyers wear to court?

[00:56:54] What?

[00:56:55] Losses.

[00:56:57] Bad.

[00:56:58] Bad.

[00:57:00] Why do people have laugh tracks now?

[00:57:02] What did the madbook look sad?

[00:57:06] Why?

[00:57:06] It is. Oh no, stop. He doesn't have too many problems.

[00:57:12] What's that?

[00:57:13] Well, no, stop, Nod.

[00:57:14] He just shitting himself?

[00:57:17] Nod, stop!

[00:57:18] This guy's shitting himself, bro.

[00:57:24] Bro, if you're not even like, you're not even delivering, yo.

[00:57:28] You're just spamming it.

[00:57:30] Yo, Sam, what's up?

[00:57:31] Is my mic good now?

[00:57:32] No! It's got to be worse!

[00:57:36] No.

[00:57:39] Okay.

[00:57:39] Why do you call a guy who's really loud?

[00:57:43] You're Mike!

[00:57:44] Mike!

[00:57:47] JC.

[00:57:51] Uh, switch swap.

[00:57:52] Switch swap, what's up man?

[00:57:54] Ever since I won, I won 200, 2 days ago.

[00:58:00] I've been thinking of more jokes to tell you.

[00:58:04] So, this is my new joke.

[00:58:09] Why, where did the jigsie put the dark mall?

[00:58:16] In the Darth Vader.

[00:58:18] The shoe.

[00:58:19] Okay, okay, why couldn't the animals at the zoo move?

[00:58:29] Why?

[00:58:31] there was a lion's scan. It's not a good joke. Yo, I have a joke.

[00:58:38] How do you keep an idiot in suspense? How? What?

[00:58:45] How? Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it. Okay. But I don't get it. How?

[00:58:52] Force him. Yo, yo, what is, what's up?

[00:59:00] I don't have his sister.

[00:59:02] Is this his sister, Shaq?

[00:59:04] No.

[00:59:05] Yes, I am his sister.

[00:59:07] Whoa, really?

[00:59:09] Wait, Shaq, how old are you, Shaq's sister?

[00:59:15] Uh, I don't know.

[00:59:18] You're so beautiful, Shaq.

[00:59:20] Shaq's sister, how old are you?

[00:59:24] 12.

[00:59:25] Okay.

[00:59:26] You can't hit Jake Seastar.

[00:59:28] Shaq, shut up!

[00:59:30] Okay, okay, yo max go go go

[00:59:38] What's this guy's deal with force it you see this guy

[00:59:43] That was a good one

[00:59:45] Junko jungle hunko. How are you doing tonight, baby?

[00:59:51] What good what good

[00:59:55] I'm still waiting for my callback. You didn't ask me out on my second date

[01:00:00] I don't but anyways yo oh my god you always deserve the best so let me give you a good

[01:00:07] joke okay oh my god what is happening with this guy why would you a guy jing see okay

[01:00:13] what's your joke all right what did yo jillion how's it going dude what's up zoo zoo how's

[01:00:23] it going yeah it's going great okay I got a good joke for you what did the leprechaun

[01:00:28] find at the end of the rainbow um but pot of gold no tarpon springs yo also like

[01:00:36] it's crazy that we just saw your date from a few days ago they took the hockey

[01:00:40] game that's so sick

[01:00:44] yeah I don't I don't know I don't know shag he's saying Torban Springs is

[01:00:53] sweet bro no he said he said what's at the end of the rainbow now I don't really get it can

[01:01:00] someone explain it to me please yeah he said tarpon springs is at the end of the rainbow

[01:01:04] Where is that what is that at the end of the rainbow?

[01:01:14] Rainbow. Hey, I'm not responding to that. So you can try again bro.

[01:01:25] Was it is it? Is it? Okay, continue sir.

[01:01:30] Yeah, what did one toilet say to the other?

[01:01:34] Flash

[01:01:36] You're looking a little flush today. I

[01:01:39] Was close. I was close

[01:01:41] Yo, Jinxie Sam. What's up, man?

[01:01:46] No, no, dude. No

[01:01:59] Why? Why?

[01:02:01] Why?

[01:02:02] He passed away.

[01:02:04] That's so sad.

[01:02:07] Why did he pass away?

[01:02:09] It's shag, it's pasta.

[01:02:10] Pasta?

[01:02:11] No, the Italian shag.

[01:02:13] Yeah, it's pasta shag.

[01:02:15] It's just a lighthearted joke, bro.

[01:02:16] There's no time for jokes, Jinxie.

[01:02:18] It's shag, it's okay, bro.

[01:02:20] It's okay, it's okay.

[01:02:21] It's a hard time, bro.

[01:02:23] So my wife is just like a broken vacuum cleaner.

[01:02:26] She makes a lot of noise, but she doesn't suck anymore.

[01:02:28] talk anymore imagine working in nine to five getting home trying to play some

[01:02:34] games to get fucking sperm at the jungle bro

[01:02:38] jing see yo hey bro I'm a top tier job since I made you laugh 200 bucks last

[01:02:50] time and then I made you laugh 200 bucks this time does I get a 400 extra okay so

[01:03:03] bro I'm gonna be honest I don't even what the fuck did you just say what I

[01:03:12] Get I made you laugh two times the last comedy night. It was three times check the ball

[01:03:21] Guess your rank. This is not comedy. Yeah, this is not get your rate. So I'm gonna give you Emerald. Oh my god

[01:03:31] Okay, wait, but I made you laugh two three times

[01:03:37] Hi guys

[01:03:39] Yeah, this time. Yep.

[01:03:45] I get 4000. No, no, it was 400.

[01:03:52] This guy is always trying to like squeeze me out of the necklace.

[01:03:56] You hear this guy? Yo, what's up, man?

[01:03:59] What's up, bro? Hey, uh, you were at game two, right?

[01:04:03] Game two of what? The lightning game, right?

[01:04:07] that game too.

[01:04:09] That shit was awesome.

[01:04:11] That ankle fight.

[01:04:13] It was a great game.

[01:04:15] All right, ready for a joke?

[01:04:17] Yep.

[01:04:19] Shag, he hasn't done the joke yet.

[01:04:21] All right.

[01:04:23] What do you call a dog with no legs?

[01:04:27] Doesn't matter what you call him.

[01:04:29] He won't come anyway.

[01:04:31] Why not if you call his name you'll go?

[01:04:33] Why not?

[01:04:35] Why not if you call his name you'll go because shaggy doesn't have lights he can't move he's completely immobile right shaggy

[01:04:41] That's you you big and fat

[01:04:44] That's not how that works

[01:04:46] Let's go

[01:04:49] Why did the chicken cross the road?

[01:04:52] Why?

[01:04:55] Get the tyrant springs

[01:04:59] I'm so down y'all

[01:05:00] Tyrant Springs is tough

[01:05:02] Free pay, collect call from...

[01:05:04] Nashers.

[01:05:06] An inmate and a lawyer in a correctional institution.

[01:05:09] This call is subject to recording and monitoring.

[01:05:12] To accept charges, press one.

[01:05:14] To refuse charges, thank you for using G-Medics.

[01:05:17] You may start the conversation now.

[01:05:20] Hello.

[01:05:21] Jimmy?

[01:05:23] Jimmy, can you hear me?

[01:05:24] Are you calling a prison?

[01:05:26] Jimmy, Jimmy, they got me, bro.

[01:05:30] She got too sweet. It's interpret bro, they got me bro.

[01:05:34] No!

[01:05:35] My bond is 5k bro.

[01:05:39] I'm not giving you 5k!

[01:05:42] Nicholas! Nicholas get me out!

[01:05:44] Jack!

[01:05:45] Who asked you to tell Paul for that?

[01:05:48] No.

[01:05:49] No, this is so sad.

[01:05:51] Jeezy, you have to give him money.

[01:05:53] No, Jack, he's trolling.

[01:05:55] You can't get on comedy night in jail.

[01:05:58] It's not everything is a troll look an Italian chef died and you're laughing before

[01:06:06] Yeah, shag the joke was he passed away pasta. He didn't actually die bro

[01:06:14] Well, I'm eating that tonight some pasta. Yeah

[01:06:18] You're eating with Italian chef. I passed away tonight. Would you care? Oh?

[01:06:24] Oh, that's a good question. Yeah, of course I would care, bro. Of course, dude, I don't know when the subscriber. Okay.

[01:06:34] I have to know this guy. This guy actually gets the every time. Yeah.

[01:06:44] What's up? What's the deal with airline food?

[01:06:54] It's it's too plain

[01:07:03] Okay, he didn't get me he didn't get me he didn't get me

[01:07:07] What do you get when you mix human DNA with monkey DNA?

[01:07:12] You get banned from the pedigree

[01:07:19] Andy what is your twitch bro?

[01:07:24] Type it in the chat.

[01:07:26] SHAT ENOUGH!

[01:07:27] Type it in the chat.

[01:07:29] G-O-R-O-J-Underscore 1

[01:07:40] Hello?

[01:07:42] Scam.

[01:07:43] Alright, alright, everybody's getting DM now, everybody's getting DM.

[01:07:46] Great session, y'all.

[01:07:47] Yeah, yeah, Judy, Judy, make sure you give her a thumbs up.

[01:07:50] Yep, yep, get great, yep.

[01:07:52] Jesus fucking Christ

[01:07:57] That was a great session that was a great session

[01:08:04] That was a great session bro chat that was a great session we are off-combat tonight that was a great session

[01:08:12] I'm gonna go tinkle

[01:09:52] Great reminder, I gotta be dead longed.

[01:10:22] What if I just beat Deadlock tonight?

[01:10:25] Would you be impressed?

[01:10:26] Would you be sad?

[01:10:27] Would you be happy?

[01:10:28] Would you be glad?

[01:10:29] Would you cry?

[01:10:30] Would you goon?

[01:10:31] I'm like, what would you do if I were to just randomly beat Deadlock?

[01:10:40] Okay.

[01:10:41] My game crashed?

[01:10:42] How's that fair?

[01:10:44] How's that fair, though?

[01:10:46] I'm in the middle of a good run and my game crashes.

[01:10:50] Bro, I have 310 hours on GD. Holy shit.

[01:10:58] Here we go guys.

[01:10:59] We don't let the chains eat. We eat that.

[01:11:02] Oh, I got him on camera.

[01:11:14] Let me close out of this. Close out of this.

[01:11:16] Close out of this.

[01:11:17] Minimize game crashing.

[01:11:20] OBS here, like that.

[01:11:23] Hi guys, can we minimize OBS on the left?

[01:11:25] I don't know, it's like full cam.

[01:11:28] I don't know how to minimize that.

[01:11:33] I wanna get chatted on the right monitor.

[01:11:35] Hi guys, how can we do that?

[01:11:36] It's like pissing me off to tweaking me out.

[01:11:39] I don't know how to fix that.

[01:11:41] Mm, that's good.

[01:11:42] Okay, chat about the full chat.

[01:11:44] I'm gonna full chat.

[01:11:47] Guys, what is this emo?

[01:11:48] What is that?

[01:11:49] What is this emo, chat?

[01:11:50] What is this emo?

[01:11:54] What is this fucking emo?

[01:12:00] Ah!

[01:12:02] All right, lock in.

[01:12:07] Today is the day.

[01:12:09] Today is the day.

[01:12:11] If we don't, bro, all I gotta do

[01:12:14] is just stick with my rules

[01:12:15] And keep playing deadlocked every single day until I get a new best every day

[01:12:23] And then eventually I'll just be dumb with the level guys. Yo chat what the fuck is that emo seriously?

[01:12:45] I was going oh my god Chad I was doing so good

[01:12:57] but it's the last rob top level I have to be this is the hardest demon in Rob

[01:13:02] guys that one was in the new best right there

[01:13:16] dude read the title it's not 2023 gamer of the year for no god damn reason

[01:13:24] here we go

[01:13:25] What?

[01:13:26] I like ricocheted.

[01:13:27] I like ricocheted.

[01:13:28] Did you see that?

[01:13:29] Brother, I ricocheted.

[01:13:30] What the fuck?

[01:13:31] I ricocheted.

[01:13:32] Bro, chat that R6 major is in a week, dude.

[01:13:35] We're going to watch party as many of Stop and Stab's games as we can.

[01:13:42] As long as we're not extremely early, I think we're going to be able to get

[01:13:54] Extremely early. I should have missed a single game as long as I'm not extremely early. I'm telling you chat. I can like

[01:14:03] 100% guarantee

[01:14:07] He actually finally has a good game

[01:14:16] I'm telling you when is his first game I think it's the um

[01:14:24] Hi guys, when does the event start at 80 for the 7th?

[01:14:30] I'm gonna try my best and I'll miss a single stop and wait.

[01:14:34] I haven't even seen him in Chica play yet because that would play like a major.

[01:14:46] Watch the boy instead, he's better.

[01:14:48] Um, I just agree about each his own route.

[01:14:52] Yo chap, run a pole! What do you guys think is better? Stop or display?

[01:15:00] Lock in far, lock in far, lock in far.

[01:15:13] Wait, what do I do on that one?

[01:15:17] Chap, what do I do on that one? I actually don't know.

[01:15:22] Yeah, go to that pole who's got her stomping his plate?

[01:15:29] Go to that pole.

[01:15:31] I mean, everybody's got their own opinion, you know.

[01:15:34] I got stomping them.

[01:15:37] But they'll get you wrong.

[01:15:38] Spoiler's still an incredible player.

[01:15:41] Incredible player.

[01:15:44] But yeah, I guarantee you stomping wins this major.

[01:15:47] I guarantee it.

[01:15:48] He finally has like a goaded-ass team.

[01:16:04] Hardport, watch it!

[01:16:05] I don't know what to do on that part, guys.

[01:16:18] Guys, I don't know what to do on that part.

[01:16:25] Jigs, your keyboard is living the best for GD.

[01:16:27] Bro, I'm just not used to it. I like mouse.

[01:16:30] I got a new mouse, too, guys.

[01:16:33] I got like the Logitech G thing, wireless thing, how did it work though?

[01:16:44] We're not allowed to get off GD until we get a new best on Deadlocked.

[01:16:49] I need to do this every day until I need to level up.

[01:16:54] You know my favorite feeling about Jump to Dash? It's the first time you reach Uncharted territory. I love it.

[01:16:59] I love it, I love it, I love it.

[01:17:03] Like, the first time you get a new best level, it's such a... they're trying to look fresh.

[01:17:09] I feel like I'm gonna get it soon.

[01:17:22] So, 58% said stop it, okay?

[01:17:25] Does he do any content that's not a paid ad?

[01:17:28] Uh, boggles.

[01:17:30] Literally none of the games we've played today have been made as.

[01:17:35] Buggles, are you, uh, like, experiencing psychosis or something?

[01:17:41] Buggles, what the fuck are you typing?

[01:17:50] Okay, we gotta go to Rocket League today in a diamond, like that ass.

[01:18:00] Bro, Jesus Christ, bro.

[01:18:06] I need to get a new bass chain.

[01:18:13] Fuck!

[01:18:15] God damn it!

[01:18:53] OH MY GOD!

[01:18:57] My time and the best, are you kidding me?

[01:19:00] Why are you always talking?

[01:19:02] Uh, because I'm streaming, bro!

[01:19:04] WHAT?!

[01:19:11] Watch this, man.

[01:19:22] Yes!

[01:19:23] Oh my god, I can't beat this!

[01:19:30] I can't beat it guys!

[01:19:39] Sometimes it's just not your day man, I guess, I don't know, I can't, you know,

[01:20:06] I guess I don't know. I can't get past over here, so no matter how hard I try sometimes just not your day

[01:20:36] I gotta hold when I land after these games.

[01:20:46] I have to hold after these games.

[01:20:51] Shella's practice is 33%, but like I can do the whole level no problem. It's just 30% is fucking

[01:21:14] This is why hate practice mode just doesn't like these versions

[01:21:21] Here we go.

[01:21:35] Here we go, here we go, here we go.

[01:21:51] Alright, I mean we know how to get past 33, but I'm not sure how to get past 30.

[01:22:19] Alright, I mean, we know how to get past 33.

[01:22:23] We know how to get past 33, boys.

[01:22:36] This level is so...

[01:22:40] ridiculously fucking hard.

[01:22:43] What the hell do you like, bro?

[01:22:44] I can't believe people compared Deadlock to this level.

[01:22:46] or no sorry brother club step is way

[01:22:54] What the FUCK IS THAT?!

[01:23:15] I've literally tapped!

[01:23:16] I've literally tapped!

[01:23:17] I have a million percent to have there, but whatever you want to say.

[01:23:20] I

[01:23:46] What

[01:23:50] One keybind game and you're still hard stuck uh yeah boggles it's one keybind game but

[01:24:01] it's the hardest one keybind game ever it's the hardest one keybind game ever made yeah

[01:24:11] boggles it's one keybind but there's like 25 different ways to use it just say that

[01:24:18] you don't know ball route please just click your chat uh uh uh in jump that's

[01:24:26] something you have to hold you can't just click

[01:24:38] come on i'm so close to in your back

[01:24:48] I fucking hate this game!

[01:25:09] But you're a hundred of times having got past 30 percent yet we're gonna be here for months I mean I don't know what else to say

[01:25:34] It doesn't matter how many times that I play the intro, I just can't do it, I can't do it.

[01:25:43] No matter how many times I play the intro, this level is so fucking hard.

[01:26:04] Oh my god, that wave portion is insane!

[01:26:15] I mean, Jesus Christ!

[01:26:18] Jesus!

[01:26:19] It's like some narrow spam tap.

[01:26:24] I forgot to.

[01:26:27] Grandpa, I think he gets it.

[01:26:32] Tap at 33?

[01:26:34] Well, what do you mean at at 33?

[01:26:36] There's like five different portions at 33.

[01:26:41] Tap win.

[01:26:46] Because there's like a whole star, a release star.

[01:27:02] I beat this when I was like 11, by the way.

[01:27:12] Oh, that's great, Jackson.

[01:27:14] That's fucking great, Jackson.

[01:27:16] No one asked!

[01:27:24] What were you- uh- uh- uh- I'm genius when you were 11!

[01:27:27] There's no fucking way in 11 you're all gonna beat this!

[01:27:32] I'm gonna start taking out my anger on my mouse here. I'm just gonna start tapping them.

[01:27:37] FUCK OUT OF IT!

[01:27:38] You start positions door.

[01:28:08] Please don't call me dork bro. I'm not letting that fly. I'm from DARPEN SPRANKS

[01:28:14] SECOND I HATE BACK THE SMOKE

[01:28:16] I fucking hate it. I really hate back the SMOKE

[01:28:32] All right, you got one. What's the point?

[01:28:38] I swear to God, imagine I have 1 try and 32%

[01:29:01] This is why I don't have my back smoke

[01:29:03] performative soaking uh bubbles if you can explain what that means i'll give you a happy

[01:29:10] meal you do not know what that means i don't even know what that means

[01:29:26] Brofix being from Kampon Springs as a flex, it's Tarpon Springs.

[01:29:32] And yeah bro, that chip was rough.

[01:29:42] He's reaching 40% on this one.

[01:29:44] If you're right bro, I'll literally mod you.

[01:29:46] If I reach exactly 40%.

[01:29:48] Alright.

[01:29:50] Alright. Yeah man, I think sometimes you just gotta cash in your chips and bags at the table.

[01:30:01] I'm not getting worse. As we go on, I'm getting worse.

[01:30:20] You win, Dadlocked. You're the hardest level I've ever created. You win. You win, you win, you win, you win.

[01:30:28] You win.

[01:30:33] Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? What? What happened to my game?

[01:30:41] What's going on? I'm out of animism. What happened to my game?

[01:30:50] All right, let's get 300 a little quick for 400, sorry, not 300, Jesus.

[01:31:04] We move this pawn here, protects the bishop.

[01:31:12] This pawn right here is God tier.

[01:31:15] Protects the bishop and then trade, okay.

[01:31:20] And then, uh.

[01:31:32] We have a Bishop pointing here and a Bishop pointing here.

[01:31:40] Let's highlight trade.

[01:31:50] I'm gonna play the best chance I've ever played in my life tonight.

[01:31:57] At least I bought an Africa.

[01:32:00] If I can get this night here, chat, this is good.

[01:32:07] Well, no, we should castle. We shouldn't really touch these pons, I don't think.

[01:32:12] I don't think that this is good.

[01:32:18] Well, no, we should castle. We

[01:32:20] shouldn't really touch these

[01:32:21] phones. I don't think.

[01:32:24] Bro, what if we just do

[01:32:25] something like this? Like we

[01:32:26] just advanced the pawn.

[01:32:28] Check. Hear me out.

[01:32:29] We advanced upon.

[01:32:31] If he.

[01:32:33] All right, let's highlight the

[01:32:34] night's mission.

[01:32:41] All right, the knight has so much fucking vision, holy knight.

[01:32:51] And then we do this.

[01:32:56] That play means nothing.

[01:32:59] Nothing's protecting this bishop right now, we need to get something on this bishop's

[01:33:02] ass.

[01:33:03] We have something protecting our knight, but we need to get this pot at our knight,

[01:33:06] Let me say this is a poison pond.

[01:33:11] Oh, this is a good little play because look, that bishop is threatening the queen.

[01:33:16] He has to move his queen, but then he loses his bishop.

[01:33:21] That's a good little play. Really good pressure. Really good pressure, chat.

[01:33:31] So why don't I just take this? We trade again.

[01:33:34] He takes with the Rook. I don't know if this guy can castle, you know.

[01:33:45] Yeah, I don't know if this guy could castle.

[01:33:55] I'm trying to get the best course of action now. Okay, we are completely tied on material.

[01:34:00] but I'm up a whole minute. You can play really fast in chess when you force trades. You don't

[01:34:09] have to overthink anything. He has to take. This queen is interesting. Has pretty good vision.

[01:34:17] It dies here. We could buff the queen by like moving this here and creating a little

[01:34:25] a palm chain. And now our queen has like that vision, that vision and that and then all of this.

[01:34:33] He's going to go all my palms are protected. My knight's protected.

[01:34:41] If he moves his queen somewhere weird, I can like get my knight in here maybe

[01:34:46] and then do something like this. But our queen has good vision. This is an interesting queen

[01:34:52] And then we can go here.

[01:34:54] Wait, Chad, hear me out.

[01:34:55] Bang, bang, bang, bang.

[01:35:02] All right.

[01:35:05] I don't really give a fuck about that.

[01:35:07] This is Czech.

[01:35:10] I don't give a fuck about that bishop

[01:35:11] because I could just trade it.

[01:35:13] I don't really care.

[01:35:15] His only place is this and this.

[01:35:21] This would grant him a queen trade.

[01:35:24] OK, he goes to the queen trade.

[01:35:25] Interesting.

[01:35:27] So why don't we just do this and then threaten the rook?

[01:35:34] Because I don't really want a queen trade, Grotinocha.

[01:35:43] I want to get that kind of soiled up plans there.

[01:35:50] I want to get like this going, where I have to get my rook firing.

[01:35:56] Right now my rooks are locked up like a fucking cortida here.

[01:35:59] They're wrapped up like a cortida.

[01:36:01] Oh, he just created an open file for the rook.

[01:36:07] This could get, dude, this could get very checkmating in a second.

[01:36:11] This could get ridiculous.

[01:36:13] I'm going to get my rook.

[01:36:17] we offer a rook trade but by the end of this we win the open file I think because

[01:36:27] he doesn't do it he has to take or move yes take or move if he leaves this he

[01:36:33] just loses the game well actually no he doesn't he actually doesn't have to do

[01:36:41] shit okay we get the rook into the open file I think we're in a winning

[01:36:46] position because our rook is more activated than his other than that though this is dead tied.

[01:36:55] All right we have to be careful of a back rank mate. I'm like the CEO of getting back rank mated.

[01:37:04] So we're gonna stop that we're just gonna do that that way we can just never get back ranked.

[01:37:07] Oh interesting if I take he takes and then puts me in check oh he just won the game because

[01:37:19] yeah if he takes now I'm just dead because look I knew there was an angle man my god

[01:37:30] These 300 yellow players are grinders, bro.

[01:37:36] I mean, it's not over, but let's be honest guys,

[01:37:38] it's fucking over.

[01:37:41] Now he's gonna check me and then just kill my pawn.

[01:37:46] Predictable, can't stop it though.

[01:37:56] Maybe there's a universe where he chokes this game chat.

[01:37:59] Maybe there's a universe where he chokes this game.

[01:38:05] Let's see if we can find it.

[01:38:15] He takes the pawn, he loses his other pawn.

[01:38:17] We can't let him promote.

[01:38:18] His rook is still not activated,

[01:38:20] but his rook can be activated instantly.

[01:38:23] He ends up deciding to push his pawn.

[01:38:27] So why don't we just do this?

[01:38:28] I think we went upon from this exchange.

[01:38:30] Well, now you just do that.

[01:38:33] Yeah, the Queen's just the most broken character in the game.

[01:38:37] Oh, wait, he just blundered.

[01:38:38] Oh, no, I didn't.

[01:38:40] Yeah, I didn't know what I'm gonna do.

[01:38:45] Well, whatever we do, we can't trade Queens.

[01:38:47] That's certain.

[01:38:51] We could try to check him and do something weird.

[01:38:54] Maybe we could kill the Rook.

[01:38:58] If I move the queen here, it's dead.

[01:39:02] There has to be a play.

[01:39:03] I just I refuse to believe there isn't a play on this board.

[01:39:14] Is there any way that I could check him

[01:39:19] but also threaten his queen?

[01:39:23] I need to like endlessly check him and then fork his queen or something.

[01:39:28] I'm up on time. I mean, it's not completely lost.

[01:39:35] Or let's just keep checking him.

[01:39:45] Well, I think he moved his king to an uncheckable position.

[01:39:53] I guess we begin the palm storm I think it's just lost guys.

[01:40:08] He can promote that maybe we can just made him.

[01:40:11] I have to find a way to just cheese mate.

[01:40:14] All right.

[01:40:17] check. Wait hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. He fumbled. That's the first fumble of

[01:40:30] many to come. Now he loses his rock. Hold up! Well no he doesn't lose his rock. Jesus.

[01:40:40] I cannot let him move his queens once or the game ends, I think.

[01:40:52] I have his kings in so much danger.

[01:40:54] I have to checkmate him right now.

[01:40:57] Like I can't hesitate on this.

[01:41:08] Maybe this is universal.

[01:41:09] We win this game chat.

[01:41:10] I'm not even kidding. Maybe there's a weird crazy insane

[01:41:15] anniversary win this game.

[01:41:23] Oh, I think it's next move. We lose our queen. Yeah. Alright, it's over. Maybe you'll

[01:41:30] stalemate or something?

[01:41:35] I think you just keep, yeah.

[01:41:37] Ooh, he decides to just lose a queen, okay?

[01:41:41] He trades queens, so maybe we can stalemate chat, maybe.

[01:41:45] Maybe this is a universal res stalemate.

[01:41:49] I need him to kill all my pawns.

[01:41:54] Maybe we stalemate.

[01:41:57] I really do hate chats though, because like,

[01:41:59] one fuck up it's just 20 minutes of suffering after it's kind of slightly

[01:42:06] honestly whoa whoa whoa whoa all right this guy's fumbling what the fuck wait a

[01:42:12] minute we actually could win

[01:42:15] bro this guy's fumbling whoa whoa whoa what's he doing why is he giving me all

[01:42:22] of the shit why is he giving me all of the shit

[01:42:25] We need we could win not the only way we can win is a steal me

[01:42:33] Yeah, there's no possible win here besides the stalemate maybe we can still meet now

[01:42:44] Please God, stalemate.

[01:42:51] Stalemate, please.

[01:42:56] Please.

[01:42:57] Please, stalemate.

[01:43:02] Yes!

[01:43:07] And that is why you never resign.

[01:43:09] Oh, my God.

[01:43:11] Oh, my God.

[01:43:13] Oh my god! Oh my god, chat!

[01:43:15] And that is why you never resigned.

[01:43:17] Oh, wow.

[01:43:19] We actually made it out of there with our life.

[01:43:21] Insane.

[01:43:23] Actually insane.

[01:43:25] Actually insane.

[01:43:27] Okay, chat, let's hit UC on Flash.

[01:43:29] I'm back on Flash, bro.

[01:43:31] Let's hit Ultimate Champ, bro. Fuck it.

[01:43:33] Let's ultimate Champ. Let's hit Ultimate Champ.

[01:43:35] I haven't done it in months.

[01:43:37] That was the funniest game of flash ever was that was the part of the chest of everyone I

[01:43:47] Think you're a bolder shopping in two days

[01:43:51] Here's the deck. I'm using bro bro

[01:43:53] I've been winning a lot dude like victory victory victory victory victory five games streak. I've been winning a lot

[01:43:59] I want to get you see

[01:44:07] Is today the day? I don't know.

[01:44:31] Bro, I get nothing per game.

[01:44:36] I don't know if I'm going to hit UC, because I'm lea- I'm a-

[01:44:40] Oh, I thought I was at the bottom of my clan.

[01:44:45] Bro.

[01:44:46] I- okay.

[01:44:48] I think we're almost league five.

[01:44:52] Don't get off until you hit it.

[01:44:54] We'll see how the day goes.

[01:44:55] I was going to try to hit Diamond on Rocket League today, and then maybe hit Emerald

[01:44:57] on C as well.

[01:45:00] Grand League. Alright chat, let's go. Lock the fuck in. I'm gonna play perfect

[01:45:07] tonight. Can we get a record on screen?

[01:45:10] He goes Barry, but it's hot in my room, yo. Let's go Berserker. Well, he goes

[01:45:18] Berserker. Okay, Berserker, bomber, snowball. This is probably Goblin

[01:45:24] drill with the evolution snowball and maybe the evolution bomber. I have a

[01:45:29] I feel like he's using Goblin Drill.

[01:45:34] Let's graveyard now and see if he has poison or fireball.

[01:45:44] Okay, he's gonna drill here.

[01:45:47] Best bats of my career.

[01:45:48] Look at the bats value!

[01:45:50] He has a snowball?

[01:45:52] Oh my God.

[01:45:56] We roll, I should have rolled a barrel earlier.

[01:45:58] Okay we're going to take the knight, Razzurka is going to turn up field here, we're down

[01:46:03] a lot of damage.

[01:46:05] It's okay though because we're not in double wixor.

[01:46:12] Take a shot for me, ahhh.

[01:46:14] Ultimate champion today, let's go.

[01:46:22] Ultimate champion today.

[01:46:23] Ooh, bad Tesla.

[01:46:26] We can expose that.

[01:46:27] That's not going to drag this giant Skelly.

[01:46:29] That's his first big mistake.

[01:46:31] That is not going to drag the giant Skelly.

[01:46:34] We're going to eat the berserker because that's my strong side tower and she's already half

[01:46:38] health.

[01:46:40] I think we should go graveyard Evo bat and then bomber.

[01:46:46] No, I need the bomber to go for the giant Skelly.

[01:46:49] Fuck.

[01:46:50] Oh no.

[01:46:51] If the bomber would have went with the giant Skelly, maybe we could have got some damage.

[01:46:54] Wait, giant Skelly?

[01:46:55] Hit the bomber?

[01:47:07] Okay.

[01:47:09] Let's go giant Skellis in the bridge.

[01:47:11] He's gonna poison the Evolution Furnace.

[01:47:13] But!

[01:47:14] That means he doesn't have poison for the graveyard.

[01:47:16] So now he says defense is gonna be tested here.

[01:47:19] support poison here that should be damaged wait the back the back the back

[01:47:27] yeah the one thing about drill decks is their defense is always insane actually

[01:47:35] played a little bit of drill

[01:47:41] good god I can't break through this guy

[01:47:45] bro what I do in this scenario do I just try to stack up a big push the fact

[01:47:54] that he has poison is not optimal I think we're gonna have to kill him on the

[01:48:06] next giant scale it not this one oh really bad evil snow I think alright man

[01:48:15] And this is all we got.

[01:48:17] This is the best push we can do.

[01:48:20] He might already be back to poison, I'm not even kidding.

[01:48:24] Wait, let's furnish the bridge, because if he poisons the graveyard, hold up!

[01:48:29] Hold up!

[01:48:30] Yes!

[01:48:36] Oh my god, but that was not a good matchup.

[01:48:41] Snowball for the bats, poison for the graveyard, Tesla for the Giant Scali, I couldn't do anything.

[01:48:48] Alright bro, I think if we win this we're in lead five, which is the second highest league in the game.

[01:48:55] Bro, was that Bobby? That was Bobby's emote.

[01:48:58] Oh my god, I missed Bobby.

[01:49:01] Resurker low and a furnace low.

[01:49:07] I don't really know what I should do here because if I barrel them now he's gonna do another one.

[01:49:14] Predict it with a berserker? Nice, okay.

[01:49:19] All right, um, we're gonna go back to wipe out the giant skelly and then we might have to go

[01:49:24] goblin hut, so the minions don't do 8 million damage. I think furnace is an over-commitment

[01:49:30] if I furnace. Well now I have to furnace.

[01:49:33] That goblin- okay, the goblin hunt is a broken card!

[01:49:38] Oh my god!

[01:49:41] The fact that the goblin hunt tanked the battle ram is so huge there, that like saved me a

[01:49:45] thousand damage.

[01:49:46] He has no elixir.

[01:49:48] Wait, can I go bar barrel again?

[01:49:51] Hit the goblin's!

[01:49:52] They ran away.

[01:49:53] You're so fucking lucky.

[01:49:54] Bro, Matt, you're the luckiest person I've ever played against, buddy.

[01:49:58] You're so fucking lucky, Matt.

[01:50:00] It's fine.

[01:50:01] We could be up a little more than take a shot, but maybe all right

[01:50:09] We what I thought he already used his ability can you use it multiple times or no I

[01:50:14] Oh my god, what is up with everybody in low divisions using meganite? I

[01:50:23] Don't know if I go past he have anything for it

[01:50:26] All right, legitimately, what the fuck is this guy's deck?

[01:50:32] I'm not even kidding.

[01:50:34] What is this guy's deck?

[01:50:36] I think that's all gonna die.

[01:50:38] I think the berserker plus the giant skeleton bomb is enough to stop it.

[01:50:42] Nope, we're gonna lose our furnace.

[01:50:48] That's so unfortunate.

[01:50:49] Wait, furnace survives.

[01:50:50] Yes.

[01:50:51] There we go.

[01:50:52] Poison pick up?

[01:50:53] Okay.

[01:50:54] Wait, we got Minions, Goblins, and the Empress. Holy Vow, you know!

[01:50:58] Jump, Fire Spirit, jump!

[01:51:00] Fuck.

[01:51:01] I really needed that Fire Spirit to come.

[01:51:04] I'm gonna go Evo Vow.

[01:51:09] We have to take out the Empress.

[01:51:12] Can the Empress die?

[01:51:14] Empress, die!

[01:51:17] Die!

[01:51:21] Jesus!

[01:51:24] putting on my thinking glasses oh dear god okay let that lock berserker behind

[01:51:32] the mega knight to DPS bats on the Empress he's going to zap them we bar

[01:51:38] barrel to keep our tower up we go furnace low fire spirit jumps into the

[01:51:42] minions nice maybe we could get another giant skeleton down or no we just

[01:51:47] graveyard because we have all this supporting I need a poison just because

[01:51:54] I need tower damage. We need tower damage. For the first time all game we take the damage

[01:52:02] lead. We're going to go goblin hut and then bats away. I think he's going to zap from

[01:52:10] you Barbara. Okay he didn't zap but it's okay. I think our only way to win guys is just goblin

[01:52:16] barrel or oh my no no no I just lost the game. Yep that's the end of the game for

[01:52:20] me. I miscollect. I did not mean to put my furnace there. Yep, that's the end of the

[01:52:25] game. Evo bats early damage. Maybe he can't zap yet? He can't zap? Yes, I went early with

[01:52:32] the bats to- Oh my god, we did the goblet at the last second. I'm actually locking in,

[01:52:36] holy shit. Barbara with kite? That's not in range. If that's in range, that is

[01:52:42] lose. Thank god. I put my furnace in this lane so he's gonna get fireball value.

[01:52:48] You should go Giant Skeleton.

[01:52:50] Oh no.

[01:52:55] That's your Barbaro.

[01:52:56] Defend!

[01:52:57] Please God, defend! Just defend!

[01:53:00] I gotta start purting my furnace opposite lane so we can't get fireball value.

[01:53:04] At least start spamming graveyard too.

[01:53:06] I need the furnace.

[01:53:07] Wait, the furnace died? No fucking way!

[01:53:12] And that's game.

[01:53:13] The furnace died so then you get the cringiest source of damage in other scene.

[01:53:18] That is so cringe!

[01:53:28] Emoting and he's probably never had ultimate champion.

[01:53:30] Yeah I can't beat meganite players.

[01:53:35] I can't do it.

[01:53:36] Oh he's had ultimate champion.

[01:53:37] What is this chop fast deck though legitimately?

[01:53:40] Meganite giant skeleton?

[01:53:41] Like it's just so choppy I can't beat it because I can't break through.

[01:53:47] I deserve to lose once I put the furthest out the bridge

[01:53:57] Right getting a lot of these like grimy like five minute battles with the stack I might go to China

[01:54:04] The stack is just a lot of like just grimy fucking chippy games, bro

[01:54:11] Another battle ram what's up with the battle rams this season, bro

[01:54:17] Alright man, I'm going to ignore all that because I'm up Elixir and Wizards don't threaten

[01:54:26] towers whatsoever, that's maybe going to get one hit on the Giant Skeleton in the tower.

[01:54:33] We're up Elixir so we just graveyard here, he has no wizards so maybe we get bats behind,

[01:54:36] but I'm going to graveyard and have a state and see what he does.

[01:54:40] Okay definitely bats because he's just overspent, he just spent 10 Elixir, alright this

[01:54:44] guy's fucked.

[01:54:45] He can afford a spell like right now, a small spell.

[01:54:50] Nice. Okay, he just spent all of his Elixir. He has literally like one Elixir.

[01:54:54] Let's just go Barbarian Barrel to take out the Pekka.

[01:54:58] How does that not take out the-

[01:55:01] What?!

[01:55:02] Alright, that was the worst. I'm not even kidding when I say this. That was the worst

[01:55:17] battle ram I've ever seen in my life. He battle rammed into a furnace. So he basically

[01:55:21] just said, here you go, Nicholas. Here's a free win. We graveyard because the wizards

[01:55:27] distracted on the giant skeleton good ability but it doesn't really affect the

[01:55:31] up top skeletons and yeah that's and then he does a horrible tornado see what

[01:55:38] I mean bro like these guys are not good bro it's not even well played you just

[01:55:43] gave me a battle ram

[01:55:46] 3 roll. Nice! Hit the tower. Fuck. All good, all good. His spells are arrows and tornado.

[01:56:03] I've never seen anything like that in my life. We have to poison that. We get the

[01:56:11] wizard and the guards really good poison honestly and the tower I'm assuming he's

[01:56:19] going to battle around the bridge shortly let's go furnace low to take out the

[01:56:25] e-drag or zurker to distract bats on top of the ram and that's good game bitch

[01:56:34] yeah I don't know this deck's really good but I feel like I could win games

[01:56:37] faster with Giant Graveyard. I also feel like this deck will do good against Meta Dex,

[01:56:43] but I don't really know what to do against Mega Knight Giant Skeleton. And then he has

[01:56:47] a Spirit Empress, which I just miraculously can't kill.

[01:56:58] In the mini pack I get nerfed hard, what if we like used Hero Mega Minion and then we

[01:57:09] like what could this card be bro?

[01:57:14] Maybe Garts?

[01:57:18] That seems busted.

[01:57:19] Dean, what's up?

[01:57:20] Oh my god.

[01:57:21] Dean, what's up?

[01:57:25] Oh my god, Dean the OG, man.

[01:57:28] Dean, you're still Riving Clash, wow.

[01:57:32] Top 800, Dean, I respect it. Top 800, I respect it.

[01:57:44] Try this deck.

[01:57:48] Yeah, that seems crazy though, Skellydrag.

[01:57:51] I'm gonna try this back bro. I think guards with hero mega mini this good hero mini pack has kind of chopped

[01:58:00] But isn't hero mega minion chopped to fuck

[01:58:06] I don't know

[01:58:11] I love me some guards though

[01:58:15] All right, we're almost a league five. I mean those again. I don't know how I keep losing to these players

[01:58:19] Maybe I'll get shit.

[01:58:21] Maybe I'll get shit.

[01:58:23] Maybe I'll get hit tower.

[01:58:25] Which low to take out Jerry?

[01:58:29] Oh fuck, I'm so fucking happy I switched my deck.

[01:58:35] Oh my god.

[01:58:37] Bro.

[01:58:39] Recruits is just such an unbearable way to play the video game.

[01:58:43] I think we could just arrows and then ignore everything else.

[01:58:47] or everything else. Yeah. Well chat on the bright side this is like this deck

[01:58:54] and Expo are like the only two decks that I actually hard counter. This is

[01:59:04] definitely a snowball instead of boulder. Snow. Oh my god the guards were

[01:59:08] really good there. Holy shit the guards were good. Bro the guards are

[01:59:12] actually such a good card. Oh my god. Look at the guards. Look at the guards

[01:59:17] Holy shit!

[01:59:18] Bro, guards are so broken.

[01:59:21] See what I mean?

[01:59:22] I can swim so much faster with this deck, because the offense is so good, and if you

[01:59:26] got a little flimsy about...

[01:59:33] I wish I just deleted heroes from the game so I could just go minions instead of hero

[01:59:37] mega minion.

[01:59:38] I guess I could just not run a hero.

[01:59:40] Would that be crazy?

[01:59:46] I think this guy just quit guards the pocket GG easy

[01:59:56] Bro first game with the deck is a fucking rage quit baby

[02:00:03] First game is a rage quit baby

[02:00:10] You know what bro fuck you're a sweet little hero

[02:00:12] It's just use the OG deck. We don't need a fucking hero, bro. We don't need a fucking hero.

[02:00:19] Now, this should get us in League 5. Which gives us a little bit of time to get to Ultimate

[02:00:25] Champion. I have two days. This should get us in the League 5. That's... whoa. That's

[02:00:31] troublesome. Minions to snipe the Skeleton Girl. Nice. Okay. We actually could have

[02:00:38] placed our minions a little bit better, but it's all good.

[02:00:40] Alright it looks like this guy is using the slop cycle. Actually no, because he has witch in here.

[02:00:47] I thought it was going to be like Skeletor, Goblin, Barrel, all that bullshit.

[02:00:51] Alright. Yeah, so you never want to play against Lightning when you have a witch in your deck.

[02:00:57] What's going to go Boulder here?

[02:01:01] Bro, I think he overspent on the witch. I'm going to graveyard with this.

[02:01:05] He definitely overspent. Oh my god, really good snowball.

[02:01:09] Boulder stays alive for all the goblins motherfucker. Yes, he's gonna rehabilitate watch predicted. Oh

[02:01:16] My god

[02:01:18] I don't know why I went for the prediction. I was completely and totally unnecessary Wow

[02:01:26] Will the witch survive in this scenario if we can get guards down late at the last second

[02:01:33] No, she's dead as fuck

[02:01:35] wait, maybe

[02:01:36] live

[02:01:37] Yes! Oh my god, the guard saved your life.

[02:01:41] Okay, he had to waste his witch now.

[02:01:43] Yeah, bro, this is my goaded deck. This is like my all-time favorite deck. Like, I fucking, I love the synergy of the stack.

[02:01:49] I love the guards and the minions.

[02:01:53] I have double swarm.

[02:01:55] This deck, what is this deck too bad against? I guess like Royal Giant, but I still have guards to the RG, so it's not that bad.

[02:02:02] Bro, guards are just so versatile.

[02:02:04] all right man this should get us a league five and then maybe we can get league

[02:02:11] six like today or tomorrow and then you see the next day

[02:02:21] guards keep the minions here nice I'm gonna say oh god that's a nice set of

[02:02:28] arrows now chat the question is okay he's gonna lightening this I reckon

[02:02:34] We're going to do that and then we're going to get a disgusting arrows.

[02:02:42] You know what?

[02:02:43] Completely pointless arrows.

[02:02:44] We're going to just go bolder.

[02:02:45] Because look at where I lined up the bolder for the goblins.

[02:02:48] I cannot fucking wait for hero bolder.

[02:02:51] I can have this exact deck and throw them into hero.

[02:02:54] Giant, graveyard, bolder, arrows on the bats and the witch.

[02:03:00] Maybe snowballing for the goblins.

[02:03:01] Nice!

[02:03:02] That's game.

[02:03:03] I'll never lose with this deck. This is my go-to deck

[02:03:09] Bro, that's back-to-back wins man

[02:03:15] Next guys, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, that should put us in league five

[02:03:22] It's good to be back on leak 5 man, I don't have anything to leak in a minute, bro.

[02:03:34] How much time do I have?

[02:03:35] 2 days 11 hours, so let's call it 3 days, bro.

[02:03:39] I'll hit, I'll play, I'll hit leak 6, like tonight or something, I don't know.

[02:03:45] I'll grind it, I'll grind it, but for now let's hop on RL, I'll fucking get

[02:03:51] trust me I'll fucking get it I'll fucking get it voice alright man can we hit

[02:03:57] diamond and rocket league who knows let's see I'm gonna play rocket league on

[02:04:01] Xbox so I could read chat about

[02:04:06] Let's go, Jeff.

[02:04:17] Let's go, boys.

[02:04:21] Let's fucking go, boys.

[02:04:24] All right, man.

[02:04:30] Wait, you guys think I should play PC?

[02:04:36] you might be right. Chad, maybe I should play PC, huh? Yeah, yeah, let's play PC. Chad, PC gaming is

[02:04:49] like, kind of goaded when it actually all works, it doesn't crash. Hi guys, load up PC Rocket League,

[02:04:55] baby. We're in diamond today.

[02:05:10] Yeah, let's go. Hi guys, look that shit up. Yo bro, peace.

[02:05:15] P.C. rock religion.

[02:05:16] Ready to dive in?

[02:05:45] you

[02:07:45] Hi-VICE! Oh my god, I thought he was in a game. I thought he was in a game.

[02:07:52] Hi-VICE! Hi-VICE, what the hell?

[02:07:58] Oh no, my camera, no no no no no no no no!

[02:08:03] My camera, no no no no!

[02:08:07] Wait, I closed Steam, does that close Rocket League?

[02:08:11] All right

[02:08:13] What's happening? Okay. Yo, I've got show me something bro. Show me something

[02:08:19] Show me something I've asked

[02:08:21] Impress me

[02:08:23] Show me something I've asked

[02:08:29] Show me something

[02:08:37] Man have eyes man

[02:08:41] Hi boys, kind of mad, hi boys. Kind of mad, hi boys.

[02:08:49] Hi boys, a little bit mad, buddy. A little bit mad.

[02:08:54] You got anything better?

[02:09:05] Man, hi boys, so mad. It's so mad, bro.

[02:09:11] Hi boys, it's so nice.

[02:09:18] Hi boys, you got anything better?

[02:09:23] Hi boys, you got anything better?

[02:09:27] Is this like a musty franchise video?

[02:09:29] I mean, come on.

[02:09:31] Hi boys, show us something good, please.

[02:09:36] Oh my god, hi boys.

[02:09:40] You got wet, Sam?

[02:09:48] Okay, that was clean. How about let me fuck? I'll show you something. How about let me fuck?

[02:09:57] Chat?

[02:09:59] That I, Nicholas Stewart, reach Diamond and Broccoli.

[02:10:14] That I, Nicholas Stewart, reach Diamond and Broccoli.

[02:10:19] You guys can type cap.

[02:10:21] You can laugh it up.

[02:10:22] But I have on my tryhard glasses.

[02:10:24] Hi, guys.

[02:10:25] Can you put up chat on my right monitor?

[02:10:28] Today is the day that I hit Diamond of the Valkyrie.

[02:10:39] What the fuck?

[02:10:40] Ah, is that bad symbolism?

[02:10:42] Chat, what does that mean?

[02:10:44] If my first game of the day is that, what the fuck does that mean?

[02:10:50] Chat, what does that mean if my first game of the day is shit?

[02:10:57] If I would be one high-vives in Rocket League, he would legitimately bend me over a table

[02:11:03] and fist me in my tight hole repetitively.

[02:11:06] He's champ, bro.

[02:11:08] Chat, my main goal when I got on Rocket League was to hit 9.

[02:11:14] That's when I'm gonna fucking bail.

[02:11:28] That was almost such a good shot.

[02:11:30] That was almost such a good shot.

[02:11:32] Play with Mooder that?

[02:11:34] Tell us, Mooder wanna play Duos?

[02:11:36] It isn't it's ranked high?

[02:11:44] Bro, no don't don't, never mind.

[02:11:49] Cause I would lose.

[02:11:50] It's a high rank.

[02:11:51] I would just lose.

[02:11:53] We would all just lose.

[02:11:56] Still good.

[02:12:00] He's champ, right?

[02:12:07] Or is it any diamond pig?

[02:12:14] Chat, watch, would it have like Rocket League hats?

[02:12:19] Bro, could you even cheat in Rocket League chat or no?

[02:12:22] I thought it was Rocket League's a game where you can't really cheat.

[02:12:25] Deadass

[02:12:32] Get that out of here

[02:12:33] Okay, so much more confident. I am in front of the ball. I almost

[02:12:38] You guys got more confident. I am in front of the ball like I feel like I'm so good now I

[02:12:45] Feel like I'm really ready for time. Like this is my season

[02:12:53] We won

[02:12:55] Demo bitch!

[02:12:57] Nice, Chris!

[02:13:11] Chris, watch out!

[02:13:15] Chris!

[02:13:17] Chris, what are you doing?

[02:13:21] Christopher, what the fuck?

[02:13:25] Your fault? Yeah you guys say that every time I get beatiful.

[02:13:40] My teammate could literally burn my house down and then kill me in GTA and then they

[02:13:44] score and then you guys would say it's my fault.

[02:13:48] It's my fault for having a flammable house or something.

[02:13:50] Oh my god, I free jumped. This is where we hold them

[02:14:09] For this is such a good game, bro

[02:14:11] I

[02:14:18] Changed it what it's a what it's a

[02:14:34] Mood of calling

[02:14:37] Hi guys, can we just ban the word calling from chat guys?

[02:14:41] I just said like if I played with Luda

[02:14:43] We're just gonna be in like diamond three and we're just gonna lose every game

[02:14:47] Because they'll have two diamonds and then out of a flat. I'm trying to hit diamond

[02:14:53] We're just gonna lose every game

[02:14:57] Literally we're gonna lose every game. I guarantee you lose every game

[02:15:04] Bro that's all

[02:15:07] you

[02:15:37] you

[02:16:07] you

[02:16:37] you

[02:17:07] you

[02:17:37] I'm trying to hit diamond, but it came out of nowhere.

[02:18:07] Wait, really?

[02:18:20] That's in 13 hours, dumbass!

[02:18:23] Bro, Mura!

[02:18:28] Like, Mura, Mura!

[02:18:29] I want to like kick Diamond but we're just gonna get slapped if we play two.

[02:18:36] You say handle on this, what's your rate right now?

[02:18:40] Black two.

[02:18:41] There's no way I can hang.

[02:18:42] Wait, how do I change my region in tournaments chat?

[02:18:48] How do I change it?

[02:18:49] How do I change it?

[02:18:50] How do I change it?

[02:18:51] Muda, just chalk it bro.

[02:18:53] There's too much of a gap dude.

[02:18:54] I'm gonna hold you back and we're just gonna lose and I'm gonna lose.

[02:18:57] No, yeah, you're good, bro. You're good. All right, bro. Good luck. See ya. All right,

[02:19:14] bro. How about this? Is it fixed? Is it fixed now?

[02:19:21] brother is it too easy to turn into 12 minutes but I don't want to like I don't

[02:19:28] want to play with Muda cuz he's just it's too much in the gap it's too much

[02:19:32] of a gap bro it's too much of a gap too much of a gap bro

[02:19:38] we need boggles boggles what rank are you boggles what rank are you

[02:19:51] Boggles, you wanna play it?

[02:20:06] Want to save?

[02:20:09] Boggles!

[02:20:11] Boggles!

[02:20:12] What is your rank?

[02:20:15] Bobos what is your rank?

[02:20:22] Oh my god, Bobos let's play.

[02:20:30] Who cares about this thing though? We'll win, we'll win, don't worry. We'll win.

[02:20:37] Guys, I'm playing Rocket League with my number one troll.

[02:20:50] Bogus, you actually want to play?

[02:20:59] Now the gaff doesn't matter.

[02:21:01] Um, I don't even think you should be allowed to have internet access because of how unintelligent you are.

[02:21:06] Muda's champ and Boggles is flat. What are you saying?

[02:21:10] Your internet should literally be shut off your phone. I'm flat. Boggles is flat.

[02:21:16] If I play with Muda, we're going to be in champ lobbies and that's just going to be air dribbling.

[02:21:22] My teammate just ran in front of me. I actually think you should like, you sure internet should be shut off because of how unintelligent you are.

[02:21:28] It's actually dangerous for you to be able to like type on the internet

[02:21:37] Yeah, I'm flat to and I think boggles to set it flat

[02:21:41] But if I play with mood over just gonna play champs and it's not gonna be fun at all

[02:21:46] The gap

[02:21:48] Yeah, there's no gap to flat. All right

[02:21:52] Bro, is this on me or my team? What's happening?

[02:21:55] I mean that's just unlucky, my king popped it in front of our nat.

[02:22:02] Yeah, bro, I don't really know what to say

[02:22:32] I'm kind of just getting swept every game.

[02:22:37] Alright.

[02:22:38] Maybe I can't hang in flat.

[02:22:41] Andre, are you gonna hit the ball today or no?

[02:22:44] Just give it to me.

[02:22:46] Alright.

[02:22:47] The only time he hit the ball, he popped it in front of our neck.

[02:22:52] Alright.

[02:22:54] I think Andre is from the CIA and his entire job is to make me rage.

[02:23:01] or something.

[02:23:18] Bopera!

[02:23:20] Road just drives under the ball.

[02:23:31] Alright.

[02:23:32] Now it's actually a good demo.

[02:23:38] Andre, open that, open that!

[02:23:40] Kind of open.

[02:23:41] Sort of open.

[02:23:42] Kind of.

[02:23:43] I don't even know if I could have done anything about this.

[02:24:11] So I'm just gonna get 11-0 here. Is that actually how this goes?

[02:24:16] I'm just gonna get 11-0!

[02:24:22] Alright, because he said to FF, I'm not ever FF-ing.

[02:24:36] Because he said to FF, I'm not ever FF-ing.

[02:24:39] Yep, win that.

[02:24:42] Try to demo, but he's flat too, so he's just like a champ, I guess.

[02:24:49] Alright.

[02:24:50] I thought he owned the whole play-cycle.

[02:24:55] Hit another drive.

[02:25:01] Wait, that was like kind of a fake!

[02:25:07] Bro that was kind of a fake

[02:25:11] Buzzes let's play the 2v2 tournament. Hi guys add bubbles on discord

[02:25:26] We put Andre why would you go to the kickoff if I'm in front of

[02:26:06] Just fucking f&%$!

[02:26:19] Why can't we?

[02:26:24] How's every game a blower?

[02:26:26] How's every game a blowout?

[02:26:38] Why are the games not even close? Why is the other team so much better?

[02:26:51] I was under the impression that Diamond and Rocket League wasn't that hard to get.

[02:26:55] I wasn't the impression that Diamond and Rock League wasn't that on the get

[02:27:04] Why when I got to flat 2 everybody turn into a god oh my teammate flat one all right. Oh, no, he's flat one

[02:27:22] Hi guys, did you add boggles on discord or no?

[02:27:25] Boggles, I'm gonna add you.

[02:27:34] What the?

[02:27:37] Boggles, I'm gonna add you, bro.

[02:27:42] How do you add what?

[02:27:44] Oh, there we go.

[02:27:46] High-fives, do you know his discord or no?

[02:27:51] Boggles, I sent the framework press to Boggles all lower cases.

[02:27:53] Not you?

[02:27:55] Watch it be some random guy with a big dick.

[02:28:01] Boggles, I sense it!

[02:28:15] Boggles, where are you at?

[02:28:23] It's Boggles 1, of course it is.

[02:28:25] I

[02:28:30] Now I sense it boggles I sense it now hurry hurry hurry hurry please hurry

[02:28:49] Yo

[02:28:51] Buggles!

[02:28:53] What?

[02:28:55] She said hurry, I'm in the-

[02:28:57] Wait, hello?

[02:28:58] The day has finally bequeathed upon us, bro.

[02:29:00] Where we-

[02:29:01] Wait, I can hear you twice.

[02:29:03] I can hear you twice.

[02:29:05] It might be because you're watching the fucking stream, Buggles!

[02:29:09] Oh, it was, it was.

[02:29:11] Jesus Christ, dude.

[02:29:13] Yo, Buggles!

[02:29:15] Yo, what's up?

[02:29:17] The day has finally bequeathed upon us, bro.

[02:29:19] Are you miserable yet? Yo, so let's actually talk about this, bro

[02:29:26] Let's have a conversation about this. Hi guys, pull up boggles tech talk

[02:29:30] yo boggles

[02:29:33] What what what is the eyebrows or your eyebrows look like quotation marks, bro? What's your fucking deal buddy? Oh

[02:29:41] Oh, what do you mean what's my fucking deal dude? I just made an observation

[02:29:47] Yeah, yeah, you tend to make a lot of observations in the chat every day and none of them are correct

[02:29:53] No, all of them are correct

[02:29:56] What is your connect? What's your name? What was one dog? What goes one door? Oh

[02:30:03] My fucking god. Oh my god, we're not gonna do it. David David J. What hurry hurry. No, no, I have a controller what

[02:30:11] I'm out of you except this now

[02:30:14] The epic you're not accepting invites. Oh my fucking

[02:30:20] How do you change it on Rocket League?

[02:30:25] Hi boys fix my settings

[02:30:33] What is your name boggles oh my god

[02:30:36] bro i added you exact bro please send me one no it's over yo boggles boggles what the

[02:30:47] fuck bro what the fuck boggles wait boggles i have an idea is your brain working hello

[02:30:55] hello yeah dipshit yeah join bo's party and he'll leave i got him added

[02:31:01] Oh

[02:31:03] We even do I have brain cells that's the first time you ever mentioned that I

[02:31:07] Can't join by me balls and by me balls and by me balls and by me

[02:31:15] Party invite no longer available wait, maybe ox balls to invite I don't know my turn. I don't know my turn

[02:31:20] Yeah, but was no shit dumb ass. I just did

[02:31:24] Bulls why do you spam balls when you spam I can't join bro like you're just ending the

[02:31:33] lock my god oh my god we know what is this make it join to join join us

[02:31:40] Wait, I mean that way you're all dumb ass dumb ass. Are you a party leader?

[02:31:48] We missed it

[02:31:50] No, we didn't

[02:31:52] We missed it. Yeah, but wait, what's the time for you? It's 8 a.m.

[02:31:55] Yeah, I've got no a

[02:31:58] Boggles, are you legitimately slow in the brain?

[02:32:02] We missed the tournament and now we can only play second chance. Are you slow?

[02:32:06] No. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not slow. No. We missed the tournament. Yeah. Who's party

[02:32:15] leader? Who's party leader? Who's party leader? I am now after you missed the tournament. You

[02:32:19] gave me. I saw you weasel it. No. No. No. No. Dude. Look, bro, let's just practice

[02:32:28] the game and then we'll play the tournament in 10 minutes. Okay. Hey, you better not

[02:32:33] Fucking sell me Boggles, seriously.

[02:32:37] Boggles, I'm trying to get diamond, don't sell my shit, okay?

[02:32:44] Yo Boggles, can you hear me?

[02:32:47] Boggles, is this thing on?

[02:32:53] Boggles, can you hear my mic?

[02:32:55] Why is he AFK?

[02:32:57] Boggles!

[02:33:03] Boggles, where are you at? Talk. Oh my god, he's doing a thing.

[02:33:20] Boggles, do you have a working mic or braiding? I can't hear you if you're talking.

[02:33:25] Boggles!

[02:33:32] Yo, chat, what the fuck is going on?

[02:33:40] Why is my teammate not talking?

[02:33:42] Hello!

[02:33:44] There you are.

[02:33:47] Bogg-

[02:33:48] Hello?

[02:33:49] Can you hear me?

[02:33:50] Why did you not-

[02:33:51] Oh, hey, hey!

[02:33:52] Why did-

[02:33:53] Why did you leave the map-

[02:33:54] I didn't leave the net wide open because he's when you went to death halfway through the game.

[02:33:59] Can you hear me?

[02:34:02] Yo, is this over? I can't even tell.

[02:34:05] Hey, Boggles!

[02:34:06] Hey, what?

[02:34:07] No, no, no, don't throw me.

[02:34:08] Boggles, why did you leave the net wide open?

[02:34:14] I didn't leave it wide open! I was rotating it.

[02:34:18] Yeah, I was rotating it.

[02:34:20] Boggles, Boggles, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.

[02:34:22] Buddy buddy you were AFK in the center of the screen. I saw the fucking replay. You left the net wide open

[02:34:29] Oh my god, see how do I have 200 ping?

[02:34:32] I don't know Boggles maybe because you're from Australia

[02:34:37] Anybody ever come here make sure you know who to check in with

[02:34:40] I'm not checking in with you bro. I'll check in with Ken. I'm not checking in with you

[02:34:47] Now Boggles for my next serious subject if you come to carpet Frank's check the fuck in with me

[02:34:52] Oh

[02:35:02] Is that

[02:35:09] Hello

[02:35:11] Yeah, try to scream

[02:35:14] Hello

[02:35:15] Now it's good

[02:35:17] Buggles, when you press you wanna make me scream, huh? You want to make me scream?

[02:35:23] No, that's not what I said. See that's a real man's arrow. You see that shit?

[02:35:28] None of this is for fabric development, no shit. Pass!

[02:35:32] Yeah, pass it. I'll pass it back to him.

[02:35:37] Now that is a good fucking thought. Seriously.

[02:35:41] Yo, Boggles, Wallahi, bro, you might actually be the only reason to lose this game.

[02:35:50] You allowed an open goal.

[02:35:51] What?

[02:35:52] Why are you saying hello, Boggles?

[02:35:54] I can hear you, bro.

[02:35:55] Because you can't even leave me in the fucking goal!

[02:35:58] I have enough to call a single phone.

[02:36:00] Okay, my disc will not be...

[02:36:03] Yo, Boggles, I'm trying, like, hey, hey, hey, hey, Boggles, I'm trying to not

[02:36:10] Have a mental camera now you're making this really hard. No, no, come on. Come on. Why don't you?

[02:36:17] We mean I'm making this shit hard. Oh left always goes to kickoff. Hey left always

[02:36:26] Control the dribble and the cortisol

[02:36:30] Cortisol's fine. Hey bubbles. That's you. That's you be a favorite turn your brain on

[02:36:35] We're gonna do

[02:36:39] Me now whoa, whoa, whoa, none of these bumping shit

[02:36:48] What's your feet rank, bro silver down the diamond I got diamond rewards. Yeah, right. Yeah, right

[02:36:57] Joe Joe, are you gonna trust me on that one Jinx you don't trust me on that same

[02:37:05] Plot of me plot of me

[02:37:08] Me now this show

[02:37:13] Hey dipshit dipshit dipshit boggles boggles you have conceded every goal every goal you've been

[02:37:21] Yes, yes, yes

[02:37:26] Are you miserable yet? Yo

[02:37:29] Bugles so let me get this straight. What is your daily routine?

[02:37:32] Oh

[02:37:34] I'm actually really having you ask that so I'm not gonna lie

[02:37:39] It starts at like 5 a.m. Where I'll wake up and I'll I'll make myself a latte

[02:37:47] Nice way to miss the ball of Argos and your mic cut it out

[02:37:52] So boggles, can see you bro. What is your schedule?

[02:37:55] This guy's a jackass, bro.

[02:38:01] Shoot.

[02:38:02] Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:38:04] Boggles, your mic cut it out again.

[02:38:06] Again?

[02:38:07] What is your routine, bro?

[02:38:09] My routine is I wake up at 5am, I'll make myself a coffee, get ready for the day, and then I'll rage bait you for like five hours.

[02:38:17] So you wake up at five in the morning, like I really want to get this straight while it's still dark out

[02:38:23] Just to rage bait in the screen. Yeah

[02:38:26] Yes, it just it's just been brought it

[02:38:30] But what your stream starts when it's dark and when I like go outside once it's finally over like thank fuck it ends

[02:38:39] And then it's daylight outside

[02:38:41] So wow you actually wake up at five in the morning to raise me

[02:38:45] I don't know if I've ever met someone that committed to that

[02:38:49] Okay, and you just hit the ball over me so chill chill chill

[02:39:02] Any explanation on that last play jinx any explanation well, let's see

[02:39:06] It's three to one this 14 seconds left of the game is mathematically over anyway

[02:39:10] I'm a top 100 RCA class real player um oh really really out of the 900 OC players

[02:39:34] How many medals you have how many medals bro? Oh

[02:39:42] You like you're not glad this motherfucker like hey chat he lied he lied

[02:39:50] You said you're planning your gold

[02:39:53] Why do you keep breaking the discord? Can you get off the fucking service?

[02:39:57] Jeezy are you sitting on the Discord servers?

[02:40:03] So hey boggles, boggles.

[02:40:07] What's up?

[02:40:10] Why did you say flat if you're gold?

[02:40:12] No that's cap.

[02:40:14] I'm flat.

[02:40:15] Okay.

[02:40:16] No!

[02:40:17] No!

[02:40:18] So now you're calling me a liar, correct?

[02:40:21] I'm a liar now?

[02:40:22] The red one is going to be on my screen.

[02:40:25] That's what I said.

[02:40:26] Yeah, you know why cuz we just lost that fucking game

[02:40:30] Yeah, that the right to you sure hey goggles. Yeah

[02:40:34] Join my stream chat

[02:40:35] Let's talk about this bro. Let's talk about you bro. Are you in?

[02:40:39] Yes, I'm in I'm in. All right. Can you see?

[02:40:44] Yes, I yes, I can okay handsome wait wait, who is this guy?

[02:40:49] It's you right painting jing see so first off look at the smile on your face, bro

[02:40:54] How like boggles, how are you this happy to do this bro? He until he's lost is genuinely miserable

[02:41:07] So what those who's the alien bro, who is that cuz I'm not alien, so who is the alien?

[02:41:13] Me hard me hard. Who is the alien is another question? I

[02:41:18] So first off, the thing is, Boggles, if you're gonna do a roast, bro, it has to be logical

[02:41:26] and realistic.

[02:41:27] I'm not an alien.

[02:41:28] No it doesn't.

[02:41:29] No it doesn't.

[02:41:30] No it doesn't.

[02:41:31] No it doesn't.

[02:41:32] No it doesn't.

[02:41:33] No it doesn't.

[02:41:34] So first roast is literally wrong.

[02:41:36] It's false.

[02:41:37] So you're over one.

[02:41:38] You're the bottom left corner.

[02:41:39] Again, again.

[02:41:40] So you're saying you're the middle right corner.

[02:41:41] You're saying you're the middle right corner.

[02:41:42] Yeah, I'm not an alien.

[02:41:43] But you're the next one.

[02:41:44] I love a girl that don't even fucking need a boy.

[02:41:48] Wow, I'm singing a great low-peat song there.

[02:41:50] Nice teeth.

[02:41:51] Have you thought about making them white?

[02:41:53] My teeth aren't yellow.

[02:41:54] So boom, 0 for 2.

[02:41:57] Hey, hey, hey, hey, Jynxie.

[02:41:59] Your teeth, your teeth are literally so yellow.

[02:42:01] I'm not making them white.

[02:42:04] Shut the fuck up.

[02:42:05] That's lighting, by the way.

[02:42:06] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:42:08] That they look yellow because it's lighting.

[02:42:10] It's lighting.

[02:42:11] No, the thing is, Jynxie, the thing

[02:42:13] They're literally so yellow when cars see them they start to slow down

[02:42:18] Okay, you need a brush your fucking teeth. Yeah, bro. Yeah, a car stops when it sees my teeth

[02:42:25] that makes sense

[02:42:27] Boggles, have you done an IQ test? What is it for?

[02:42:30] Like yo, bro

[02:42:40] My favorite part no no no needs me saying you get it like seeing you get more miserable throughout a stream

[02:42:47] So so yeah, so goggles and one thing you'll notice here is

[02:42:53] I'm wearing a different shirt and you're wearing the same shirt. So how the fuck did that happen?

[02:42:58] bro uh whoa whoa hey hey don't even say that shit don't even stop with these

[02:43:06] like fucking slurs or anything no no don't even don't even bring up a fucking

[02:43:11] shower word okay why and I want you so shower is a slur bottle shower is a

[02:43:16] slur are you streaming this like what even is this bro there's no one who

[02:43:25] stream this right? Are you streaming this?

[02:43:27] Um, no, I just did this shit for the passion. I just did this shit for the passion.

[02:43:32] You raised fate for the passion. Yeah, bro, this guy's got a-

[02:43:35] Yeah! Can I get my fucking flowers?

[02:43:37] How much did you want it?

[02:43:38] Jinx, you do a weight loss challenge. I would die.

[02:43:41] Yo, boggles, you understand that I'm literally skinny, right? I'm slim.

[02:43:45] Come on, come on.

[02:43:46] Ugh, son, son, come on.

[02:43:49] I

[02:43:53] Your eyebrows look like quotation marks. I don't see it. I mean chat does anyone agree with this

[02:43:58] Yeah, I should know I had the time I did and I don't lie. It's just performative cap

[02:44:04] Yo, bro

[02:44:06] Buggles you can't just slap performative in front of any word and then it's not it doesn't become a

[02:44:16] Prove it

[02:44:19] Vincere eyebrows look like quotation marks

[02:44:21] Bobo's

[02:44:22] Are you mentally ill, brother?

[02:44:25] So, how are you actually garnishing this much joy for this, bro?

[02:44:29] I mean like, brother, you look like a kid on Christmas morning

[02:44:32] Yes, yes, dude, do that, man, do it!

[02:44:35] You have to write a quotation mark

[02:44:37] I just need-

[02:44:38] It is so miserable!

[02:44:39] The team is going to try to have this most dominant gang of other teams

[02:44:42] Good positioning equals pussy

[02:44:44] So the thing you do is you take my words and you scramble them and twist them to fit whatever narrative you want in your psychotic head.

[02:44:52] It's not conditioning equals pussy. The guy was genuinely a bad player.

[02:44:57] No, no, no, no.

[02:44:59] Yo, making an observation, like you can't, no, no, no, because you're doing it now.

[02:45:03] You can't just spin my words, Jinxie, into making it seem illogical or unlogical.

[02:45:09] It's just, it's just, I'm literally just calling out what is happening.

[02:45:13] You see what's that?

[02:45:16] Read it

[02:45:22] Yo, he's no bro, and then like it's just

[02:45:27] Wait wait to be to be to be to be to be in a re-in. Oh, I don't know wait. Who's party leader all right. I'm part of the house

[02:45:35] All right. Okay. Okay. Let me make myself. Oh wait. The party was destroyed. I'm not I'm not in your party

[02:46:10] What's your team name to be bro? What do you want the team name to be? Oh, we don't have time.

[02:46:13] Um, I think she is miserable.

[02:46:15] Okay. I'm not doing that.

[02:46:17] Well, uh, Buggles!

[02:46:18] What the fuck?

[02:46:20] Yo, bully.

[02:46:20] Let me make myself clear, bro.

[02:46:22] All right.

[02:46:24] We are going to come together and put our differences inside and win the tournament.

[02:46:28] All right.

[02:46:30] Wee question mark?

[02:46:33] Yo bro, are you talking in emotes?

[02:46:35] Chat.

[02:46:35] Chat has rotted this guy's head.

[02:46:37] Did you play fucking league with music?

[02:46:42] Oh my god.

[02:46:45] Literally everyone does that.

[02:46:47] Does everyone do that?

[02:46:50] Everyone below diamond.

[02:46:52] Buggles, you're a gold three player in Oceania server.

[02:46:56] You're a team.

[02:46:59] No personal insults.

[02:47:02] No personal insults.

[02:47:04] I'm just gonna come out and say it. This is gonna be the most dysfunctional team I've ever been on, but I can't say it.

[02:47:09] No, hey, hey, hey, hey, fuck that negative shit. No. Let's, hey, let's beat the odds.

[02:47:17] Oh, also, Buggles. I did see one positive video on your account. I saw you watching the Sidemen charity match game with your friends.

[02:47:24] And you guys painted Jinxie on your body and Pop Champagne in the next story. Buggles, that I respect, man. No, no, that I respect.

[02:47:32] Well, yeah, they they said they said I can't believe you're fucking doing this and I had to pay the money to support

[02:47:41] You Jinxie I had to pay them even feel any level of remorse

[02:47:52] Hey, hey, don't don't make it seem fucking weird don't make it seem sad

[02:47:57] stop the stop the waiting game jimsy hey dipshit we're joining look at the

[02:48:03] screen I can't teleport into the game now boggles you know I won 2023 gamer of

[02:48:08] the year right are you aware of that yeah I was are you aware that it was raped

[02:48:13] yeah so here's the problem a bunch of people who don't know ball think it was

[02:48:18] it was not rigged.

[02:48:22] I won that shit. That is I'm bored. Can you end so instead of leaving retweet?

[02:48:30] Retreat

[02:48:31] So instead of leaving the stream you just say that okay, why would I end when you can just leave?

[02:48:38] Like you have to see it through or something

[02:48:42] Dude the most satisfying part of my day is when it says stream has gone offline

[02:48:46] line. Yeah. Hey, bro, this guy's a kid. This guy's fucking

[02:48:51] demented. This guy's fucking demented. Are you good at any

[02:48:56] games? Yes, bro. Nah. Okay, GZ. I love it too far. Like

[02:49:01] actual two levels of too far. So, first of all, I was in my

[02:49:05] prime in 2020. I was a top 20 OCA Fortnite player and um

[02:49:11] Cat.

[02:49:11] I want to-

[02:49:14] You were top 20 OCE Fortnite. Show me through. Fucking cat.

[02:49:18] Cat.

[02:49:19] I've got a montage. I've got a montage, bro. We can pull out the tash.

[02:49:24] So wait, you were top 20-

[02:49:25] It's not a cat!

[02:49:26] It's not a fucking- no!

[02:49:27] So wait, Boggles, you were top 20 in OCE and Fortnite?

[02:49:30] So that put you in like out of the top FB players?

[02:49:33] You were top 20?

[02:49:34] I know, I've been in a lobby with top 20 players.

[02:49:39] What the fuck does that mean? Yeah, I've been in the lobby with fucking pros. I mean,

[02:49:45] I'm a pro. What the fuck does that mean?

[02:49:47] Hey, alright, no. Okay, I'm sorry, down to the... we're a team, yes? We're a team.

[02:49:53] Yeah, also, I've never won a tournament, so I'd like to win.

[02:49:56] Okay, okay.

[02:49:59] Just end this shit and we'll watch Bargles. Barg!

[02:50:04] Dude, I think... yeah, my teammates' voices are too loud.

[02:50:09] Um, you could just say that my voice is too loud.

[02:50:13] Like, Foggles, I can hear you, Ralph.

[02:50:17] Before I ready up, let me just, um, record an intro, Jinxy.

[02:50:20] Right-baiting Jinxy until his loss is genuinely miserable.

[02:50:24] Okay, there we go.

[02:50:25] Okay. Yo, uh, you can do that rage-bait bullshit in your fucking room on your own time.

[02:50:32] time you're not doing this shit in my team I'm gonna be honest with you

[02:50:40] go to the ball go to the ball yes yes yes yes hey you know kickoff

[02:50:48] oh good oh good hey hey what's up what's up it's okay don't worry don't

[02:50:52] push it oh that was on me that was on me that was on me that was on me

[02:50:56] Holy shit, like was your reverse gear broken you just said get the vibes up. What's wrong with you?

[02:51:04] I'm gonna go to the ball

[02:51:08] Nice love it. I leave that side Bruce. You always leave it for kickoff. See I'm a I'm an X diamond player

[02:51:15] What I can I can work with this if I get space on the border where I can work with it

[02:51:21] Pass to me

[02:51:26] you show you show I'm back I'm back

[02:51:31] I tell that you gotta take it about you missed a fucking

[02:51:35] no I left a few of you no no no hit the fucking

[02:51:38] me no me I'm closer I'm going to the corner

[02:51:43] that's you that's you that's you platter me platter me it's Aussie's flying

[02:51:47] to put it middle platter me platter me platter me okay yes yes yes

[02:51:52] I

[02:52:01] Get them back and back that's show-to-show I can work with this

[02:52:08] Now I left it left yo bro, you're not working with shit

[02:52:13] I'm here yet. You missed again. Nice. That's you. That's you. Oh my

[02:52:22] Ping oh nice. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. So the ball can teleport and then do his update

[02:52:31] Buggles

[02:52:34] Buggles you look like thorn from Siege. Yo, bro, what are you reading?

[02:52:40] Buggles, what the fuck are you reading?

[02:52:43] Sometimes I just make shit up in my head. We're in a game. We're in a match. Okay, nice

[02:52:52] Robin it is

[02:52:55] Nice Robin it is he hit the scoreboard here. I'm gonna shoot. Oh my god. Yeah

[02:53:02] I have more score than you. What do you even think?

[02:53:07] Hit it boggle shit it. I'm down there. Whoa. Whoa fucking god. No, I got

[02:53:16] I saved that on my screen I saved that on my screen

[02:53:19] Highbys pull up the replay! I saved that on my screen!

[02:53:23] Highbys can't do that from here bro, he's not in the match.

[02:53:27] Dead the ball, dead the ball! We're gonna get knocked down to the bus stop.

[02:53:30] I saw this coming from 8 miles away.

[02:53:33] Hey, hey!

[02:53:35] Bro, what do you want me to say, Boggles? You're gold 2 on 500!

[02:53:39] No, no, no, no!

[02:53:40] I'm quite done.

[02:53:42] No, look at this shit.

[02:53:44] Yeah, nice air romance!

[02:53:46] You missed the bomb!

[02:54:17] You've been an asshole right now, you've been a fuckin' asshole right now, JC!

[02:54:21] They said to FF, they said to FF Bargles, that means we can't FF, we have to win a cup!

[02:54:26] No, no, he's asking his teammates to FF, because I know they're gonna lose.

[02:54:30] Nope, he's telling us to FF, we're getting the shit kicked out of us.

[02:54:34] Chill, chill, chill. Two minutes, a lot of time left on the board.

[02:54:39] That's you Jinx. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why the fuck the handbrake turned on?

[02:54:51] Did I lose comms? Like...

[02:54:53] No, bro. We're not winning. We don't need comms.

[02:54:56] Yo, can we get some pep in the fucking step?

[02:54:59] You're lagging like a bitch. There's no need for comms, bro. It's over dude.

[02:55:04] I collect them all up.

[02:55:06] nice open that middle middle middle middle open it for you yeah come on that's my boy right

[02:55:14] come on 90 seconds 90 seconds a lot can happen 90 seconds yeah almost inside well played that's

[02:55:23] That's you, that's you, that's you.

[02:55:24] Derr, derr.

[02:55:25] Play the second touch, I messed up.

[02:55:27] Ooh.

[02:55:29] It's sure, it's sure, it's sure.

[02:55:32] Doctor Strange, see the future.

[02:55:38] Dead bottle.

[02:55:39] Should I fake it or not, tell you?

[02:55:41] Nah, I'm gonna hear that.

[02:55:42] If you're a sociopath, yeah, I guess.

[02:55:47] Nice, love the work.

[02:55:49] Open it, open it.

[02:55:50] Please touch.

[02:55:53] All right over the middle.

[02:55:57] Foggles, you gotta hit something.

[02:55:59] Ooh.

[02:56:02] Yeah.

[02:56:03] If we get a golden, gonna kick off, it's almost, we're almost there.

[02:56:05] Right back in.

[02:56:09] Okay!

[02:56:12] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, are you on 200p or what?

[02:56:14] Wait, don't touch it, don't touch it.

[02:56:16] Never mind.

[02:56:17] We lost.

[02:56:18] Foggles, let's just hang it the fuck up, pal.

[02:56:20] use the car

[02:56:22] it's not hanging on the fuck up

[02:56:24] yes I'm using the car

[02:56:26] oh wait he's using Fetica ultane

[02:56:28] uh

[02:56:30] can you just ask me what car it is

[02:56:32] change it change it change it

[02:56:34] we're in the middle of a match bro

[02:56:36] change it

[02:56:38] also it's all placebo you idiot

[02:56:40] rubik's pinch

[02:56:42] yeah get this guy out of here

[02:56:44] it's cucks rubik

[02:56:46] holy fuck no me hard

[02:56:48] No, no, me hoe.

[02:56:50] No, no, no, I'm not forfeiting shit.

[02:56:53] I want you to fucking look at your chat right now, Jinxy.

[02:56:57] Me hoe.

[02:56:58] What was that?

[02:57:00] What was that?

[02:57:03] Is that what it's on me, dude?

[02:57:06] Oh, holy shit.

[02:57:08] We got Sherlock and Holmes in the cold.

[02:57:12] Come on!

[02:57:14] Jinxy, Jinxy.

[02:57:16] No, no, no, no.

[02:57:17] Fuck that shit! Look at the face cam right now!

[02:57:19] Jinxy!

[02:57:21] Is this Rocket League?

[02:57:24] Yeah, this is Rocket League.

[02:57:27] Alright, dead the ball, bro. Dead the ball.

[02:57:29] I'm gonna fake it. No, fuck it. I'm faking the fake.

[02:57:32] Nice. I'm going for a bump. Go for the shot.

[02:57:36] Oh my god.

[02:57:41] Put it in!

[02:57:42] Why are you driving away from the net?

[02:57:45] It's gonna break in your head.

[02:57:47] Why are we jumping away from the fucking net?

[02:57:51] It's 5-2 with a second-

[02:57:53] Apologize.

[02:57:54] Yo, I'm gonna-

[02:57:56] Apologize.

[02:57:57] Foggles, no, I'm leaning more towards just socking you in the face, bro.

[02:58:00] Foggles, there's one second left, bro. It's over, dude.

[02:58:04] It's not over. It's literally not-

[02:58:06] Hey, hey, hey!

[02:58:07] Is it over when the clock hits zero,

[02:58:09] or when the ball touches the ground?

[02:58:11] when the bull touches the ground which it did look boggles i'm gonna okay boggles i'm gonna get on

[02:58:20] siege bro enjoy your day okay all right i'm gonna go back to your chat rage-baiting you just try

[02:58:25] to get miserable yeah this guy i'm telling you bro like i'm not kidding this guy's actually sick

[02:58:30] in the fucking head rage-baiting jinxie until he's live jinxie your eyebrows look like

[02:58:36] Quotation marks, boggles. Are you mentally ill, brother?

[02:58:40] Streaming into my chat, genuinely right.

[02:58:42] Joy-bedding Jinxie, and he's genuinely satisfied.

[02:58:45] No, I think you're required to rock at his place and go, Bobby. I'm not joking.

[02:58:49] Wait, he did this?

[02:58:52] Basically, congrats on making Man of the Mast now you're ready for a man-

[02:58:55] yo bottles get out of my life

[02:59:03] he just died to his payment i'm gonna let him know

[02:59:06] yo let's play siege yo let's play siege yo

[02:59:16] let's play fucking siege yo it's time to get fucking champion

[02:59:19] Guys, I'm currently flat in PC lobbies, bro.

[02:59:23] I'm currently flat in PC lobbies, bro.

[02:59:26] All I got to do, hi, guys, what are you doing?

[02:59:28] Hi, guys, what are you doing?

[02:59:31] All I got to do is get emerald.

[02:59:34] All I got to do is put my mind to this shit.

[02:59:38] God damn.

[02:59:39] All right, I'm going to go chinko.

[02:59:41] Hi, guys, load it up, Siege.

[02:59:44] All I got to do is put my mind to this shit.

[02:59:47] Got there!

[02:59:57] Raider!

[02:59:59] Raider!

[03:00:01] Doing the 6-7 speed test until I genuinely pass it.

[03:00:04] Rage-baiting Jinxie until his life is genuinely miserable too.

[03:00:07] What is DNA now?

[03:00:08] Your father was get out of my chat.

[03:00:10] Raider, Raider!

[03:00:11] I proved it on BulatChat. How can I-

[03:00:17] Spade, look down, bog, look down, look down.

[03:00:30] Touch your head, touch, touch.

[03:00:33] So forehead, touch.

[03:00:35] Ow, ow!

[03:01:33] You

[03:02:33] Chad I'm back and I got snacks y'all don't type no stupid shit. All right. I'm skinny

[03:02:51] Yo, hi boys good day, bro

[03:03:33] Highbice!

[03:03:34] Be more smooth bro, why do all the clips look sloppy highbice?

[03:03:43] Highbice!

[03:03:44] Be more smooth bro, why do all the clips look sloppy highbice?

[03:04:13] Damn, those were good chips.

[03:04:22] So I got another bag.

[03:04:24] Everybody knows, to be a true gamer, you need snacks.

[03:04:29] To be a true gamer, you need snacks.

[03:04:35] I'm gonna give you the buck these chips are fail

[03:05:05] of

[03:05:12] the

[03:05:15] death

[03:05:18] of

[03:05:22] death

[03:05:27] of

[03:05:31] It's time for the big dog meat, have us.

[03:05:39] Have I, have I, have I, have I, have I, have I, stop!

[03:05:43] Stop!

[03:05:44] Stop!

[03:05:46] Chat, ready for greatness?

[03:05:49] Chat, who's ready for fucking greatness, bro?

[03:05:53] Let's check the stats.

[03:05:55] PC stats, man.

[03:05:56] So, Arcadia went from a 2.1 to a 1.9 as soon as we hit platinum.

[03:06:04] We have been getting team killed, our game has been crashing, but it is what it is, it's

[03:06:08] not the end of the world.

[03:06:09] Today we're gonna, we just got a game instantly, which probably means we're getting streams

[03:06:13] tonight.

[03:06:14] Well, actually it probably definitely means we're getting streams tonight.

[03:06:18] I'm not even gonna hold you, I just got jumpscared by Boggles' head.

[03:06:22] I just got jumpscared by Boggles' hand, bro.

[03:06:26] I'm not 1v1ing high vibes.

[03:06:28] I already worked him.

[03:06:30] I'm not 1v1ing high vibes.

[03:06:31] I need you to get champion, guys.

[03:06:40] Yo, yo team, what's up?

[03:06:48] Scared, I'll tell you what.

[03:06:49] I won't go on high vibes when I get champed.

[03:06:52] Yes!

[03:06:53] Oh my God.

[03:06:54] Say my line, bro.

[03:06:55] Say my line.

[03:06:56] Dude, we got Oregon.

[03:06:57] First game of the day.

[03:06:58] We got Oregon?

[03:06:59] Oh my God, we got Oregon.

[03:07:00] First game of the day.

[03:07:01] If our six crashes again, it's the G-Force driver.

[03:07:02] Jinx, are you going to open the League of Legends cases today?

[03:07:03] Yeah.

[03:07:04] Yeah.

[03:07:05] Yeah.

[03:07:06] Yeah.

[03:07:07] Yeah.

[03:07:08] Yeah.

[03:07:09] Yeah.

[03:07:10] Yeah.

[03:07:11] Yeah.

[03:07:12] Yeah.

[03:07:13] Yeah.

[03:07:14] Yeah.

[03:07:15] Yeah.

[03:07:16] Yeah.

[03:07:17] Yeah.

[03:07:18] Yeah.

[03:07:19] Yeah.

[03:07:20] Yeah.

[03:07:21] League of Legends cases today.

[03:07:22] Brother, I don't even know what those are

[03:07:24] and I don't know how to get there.

[03:07:25] But if you guys want me to, sure.

[03:07:27] How expensive are they?

[03:07:31] I leave for 10 minutes

[03:07:32] and he lost the Rocket League tournament, typical.

[03:07:34] Yeah, brother, typical.

[03:07:35] I suck at Rocket League.

[03:07:39] There's a Master Yi skin?

[03:07:41] Expensive.

[03:07:43] Wait, how much is one League of Legends case?

[03:07:48] There's a Master Yi mythic in there?

[03:07:51] 50 dollars

[03:07:53] You look like a burnt fart bro. I don't know what that means

[03:07:58] Bro 50 dollars for a lead case shy so shy so

[03:08:13] You're so fit what does that mean no, what does that mean that's definitely a real chat to

[03:08:22] Your face just screams cuck appreciate that bro happy Friday to you too yo chat any positivity in here

[03:08:35] Jinx you would you rather come every day or die? I mean what type of question is that?

[03:08:43] No fuck you man of match 2026, thank you, bro

[03:08:48] definitely a real message. Hey, Jixi, ignore the loud. You look thinner, not. All right,

[03:09:05] All right, chat. Who wants to watch? A controller player is soloing the champion.

[03:09:20] I can tell you're submissive. All right. Watch this.

[03:09:35] I must I must I had a pre kill I must I must I had a pre kill I must

[03:09:57] One v one, plant the defuser now!

[03:10:16] Wait, it's outside.

[03:10:17] Oh my god, we're gonna lose.

[03:10:19] We're actually gonna lose.

[03:10:33] 1v1.

[03:10:35] How did I die?

[03:10:36] Flash him!

[03:10:37] Nice!

[03:10:39] What is Ellen doing?!

[03:10:42] What the fuck?!

[03:10:43] Why would you knock out?

[03:10:53] Would you rather suck a dick or get your dick sucked?

[03:10:57] Yo guys, anybody wanna ask about the game?

[03:11:01] Like tips?

[03:11:02] Anybody wanna ask about the tips of the game?

[03:11:07] You gotta be better, you had a free kill.

[03:11:10] Yeah, High Vibes, I had a free kill and then you started swiping your mouse like a fucking madman on my screen.

[03:11:18] What are you saying?

[03:11:22] No, alright.

[03:11:26] Jinxie, can we ask about your tip? Stop blaming it on High Vibes.

[03:11:32] He literally? Are you guys blind?

[03:11:35] I had a free kill and then have I started shaking the mouse.

[03:11:40] What do you mean?

[03:11:53] Yo, Jinxy, end the stream. I just got here.

[03:11:57] He's got that ass and ungrateful brother.

[03:12:03] What?

[03:12:04] You want me to be grateful for highbites getting me killed?

[03:12:12] Why are you grumpy?

[03:12:13] Chat, I'm not grumpy.

[03:12:14] I'm just a little bit fussy.

[03:12:18] Is this live?

[03:12:19] What the fuck do you think, Marl?

[03:12:22] What the fuck do you think?

[03:12:24] Squishing 10 with the five gifted W squishing

[03:12:35] Downstairs with an Ella

[03:12:40] Bro, I'm gonna be able to hack these

[03:12:49] Jinxie order me food no Gucci

[03:12:51] How did it take them any boats to get a camera how?

[03:13:02] Many got a boat

[03:13:15] You know what's crazy is that that little paper

[03:13:21] Well chat what we just did is a good old rainbow six-eat strategy called creating a gap

[03:13:36] So I hacked them a loose

[03:13:43] The diffuser is no longer in your possession you have located a bomb

[03:13:51] Why did it sound like that?

[03:13:55] When he was shooting it did not sound like it was dead.

[03:13:58] I'm not even kidding.

[03:13:59] When he was shooting it did not sound like it was dead.

[03:14:01] Why did it sound like that?

[03:14:03] It sounded way more different.

[03:14:08] Why did it sound like that?

[03:14:12] You know like, I'm genuinely curious.

[03:14:15] Why did it sound like that?

[03:14:17] Nice! My team's actually coated. 2v2.

[03:14:23] Skopo's top lane, she could teleport though, but top lane currently.

[03:14:37] I love this team, nobody's talking, nobody's saying anything, slurs, but just blaming.

[03:14:42] All right, all friendly ruffian ruffian, I'm not gonna buy

[03:14:50] You see how tight is your ass?

[03:14:53] Flo why would I ever answer that question also Flo how the fuck would I know?

[03:14:59] Flo legitimately ask yourself. How would I measure how tight my ass is bro. Well, I have no godly idea

[03:15:07] Tad of dignity get to

[03:15:09] pretty tight

[03:15:12] with a ruler. Yeah, bro. Guys, it's off the table, dude. I'm not actually going to measure

[03:15:20] the tightness of my ass. I'm not a psychopath. Hop on, oh, Mogul, I got it on at the start

[03:15:30] of the stream. That's like the glitchiest, laggiest, fuggiest game ever. They need

[03:15:34] fix the site that I'll get on again. Is this debating? Show us those titties chat. I don't

[03:15:45] have titties guys. I have regular sized nipples. I have regular sized nipples. Yeah. L beer.

[03:15:56] What? What?

[03:15:59] Quote of the day

[03:16:05] The two most important days of your life are the day you're born and the day you find out why

[03:16:13] Mark Twain

[03:16:16] Savage thing for the tool

[03:16:22] You said it this five times high-fives it's a great quote

[03:16:26] It's a great quote

[03:16:30] It's a great quote bro, hey, how do your nipples taste?

[03:16:35] How the fuck would I know?

[03:16:44] I'm gonna kill the whole team

[03:16:49] Drop twitch and make it only fast

[03:16:51] All right

[03:16:53] Yeah, does anybody want tips on the game?

[03:17:09] Yes, but not from you

[03:17:21] He's got to be knocked right you must recover the diffuser

[03:17:38] My god

[03:17:41] The whole team's on me the whole team's on me. I mean the movies one XP for words one XP. Yeah, you're 70 XP

[03:17:48] They're all elbows on me.

[03:17:51] Nice.

[03:17:52] Oh my god.

[03:17:53] Wait Jack, let's see how many assists I get this round.

[03:17:57] That's one assist?

[03:18:00] Let's see how many assists I get.

[03:18:04] That's two assists.

[03:18:06] That's two assists.

[03:18:08] There's still three enemies left.

[03:18:10] I've assisted both of the kills.

[03:18:13] I actually, I'm not even kidding when I say this, I would have assisted Thor and assisted

[03:18:25] Yeager.

[03:18:26] I would have got 4 assists if he won.

[03:18:30] I shot 4 people on the other team.

[03:18:33] 4.

[03:18:34] Not a single kill.

[03:18:35] I shot 4 people.

[03:18:39] That's actually insane.

[03:18:41] And it's actually ridiculous.

[03:18:44] Yo, does anybody have a microphone?

[03:18:51] Alright.

[03:18:52] Bedrock, give me the phone.

[03:18:54] Lil Bill, give me the tissue water.

[03:18:56] Lil Bill, put that cake up black ice in my ass.

[03:18:59] Lil Bill, they can do it.

[03:19:01] Yo, anybody got a mic?

[03:19:11] Anybody?

[03:19:12] Mara.

[03:19:13] Yeah, this game is probably wraps.

[03:19:18] I'm not even going to hold you.

[03:19:20] This game is probably wraps.

[03:19:25] Yo, anybody got a microphone?

[03:19:30] You anybody got a microphone?

[03:19:35] Hey man, how's it going?

[03:19:41] You guys want to call out and then we can try to win?

[03:19:46] Hey man, same thing on your side, bro.

[03:19:49] Huh?

[03:19:51] Huh?

[03:19:52] Protect the body, you say?

[03:19:57] Are you playing games tonight? Well, it's in the title, so take a gas!

[03:20:04] Where did the drop go what Jesus

[03:20:27] I couldn't mind it.

[03:20:33] Elite gaming in the title, that's a lot.

[03:20:47] I watched this.

[03:20:49] I'm getting pre-aimed, I'm just gonna put on a little light.

[03:20:59] I haven't been drawn but I made no noise.

[03:21:05] This guy doesn't read chat.

[03:21:06] How do you feel right now, Peter?

[03:21:07] Do you feel like a dumbass?

[03:21:08] I actually read chat a lot, girl.

[03:21:13] Nice.

[03:21:14] I'm banning that guy from, like, any responses from this point forward.

[03:21:27] He comes in every day and says, Jinxie, the furry discord misses you.

[03:21:32] I'm not in it.

[03:21:34] I'm not ever responding to him.

[03:21:39] So we're in a PC and Diamond slash Emerald slash Flat Lobby and they haven't even contested the wall.

[03:21:49] Follow your dreams, bro. Anyone could get PC Chan, Jesus.

[03:21:56] Quincy, do you miss VR Chat?

[03:22:00] Chat, that was a low point in my life, yo.

[03:22:03] Chat, I'm gonna have a son one day. He can't see that.

[03:22:07] That was a low point in my life.

[03:22:08] me great call off that's the only call I've gotten all games you guys they don't

[03:22:14] have a hard preacher and they're not pushing the main wall so one guy hold

[03:22:17] white stairs one guy they do have a preacher and they're pushing addict

[03:22:21] who's the hard preacher ace all right that's not a problem are you scared no

[03:22:31] I'm not let me play the game sir. I'm trying to hear

[03:22:43] Mira don't peak I have a free kill don't peak I have a free kill Mira don't peak I have a free kill

[03:23:01] 4 eliminated, mission 10 to death.

[03:23:06] Nice.

[03:23:07] You know what, I'm going to add a precautionary 5 second delay just so I don't get streamed

[03:23:13] snipe.

[03:23:14] There.

[03:23:15] Yo, my bad.

[03:23:16] I just realized that I'm playing with you, man.

[03:23:32] No, it's okay, bro.

[03:23:34] I don't care.

[03:23:35] We just need to call out to each other.

[03:23:37] I feel like it's just me and you talking.

[03:23:39] Yo, are you from Quebec?

[03:23:44] Are you Quebec from Quebec?

[03:23:46] Yeah, I'm from Quebec.

[03:23:48] Nice.

[03:23:48] Do you know XQC?

[03:23:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:23:52] Do you know GSB?

[03:23:56] Nope.

[03:23:58] You don't know Georgia-Saint-Pierre, that Quebec fighter?

[03:24:00] Oh, GSB, yeah.

[03:24:02] Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

[03:24:03] Yes, yes.

[03:24:07] That's Windows ball game, y'all.

[03:24:11] Who's the best UFC fighter of all time,

[03:24:13] in your opinion, Yarn.

[03:24:17] Me?

[03:24:20] Oh, yes, yes.

[03:24:21] Who's the best UFC fighter of all time

[03:24:23] in your opinion, bro?

[03:24:25] It depends, man.

[03:24:26] GSB or Khabib.

[03:24:27] You're the bomb.

[03:24:28] I go Khabib.

[03:24:29] Khabib never lost.

[03:24:31] Khabib never lost.

[03:24:35] True, true.

[03:24:37] I'll give you that, but at the same time,

[03:24:39] it's like, fuck.

[03:24:40] Don't you think it was good too?

[03:24:44] Bro, but maybe you're biased to come back bro.

[03:24:51] Maybe that is.

[03:24:54] I actually kinda like this guy.

[03:25:00] Okay, let's go.

[03:25:07] Thank you, man.

[03:25:10] You must protect your bombs.

[03:25:12] See in the street?

[03:25:13] Yo, bro, are you in the street?

[03:25:16] I'm not talking to Team Chat.

[03:25:18] Keep your bombs in here.

[03:25:28] I just closed it.

[03:25:59] I fucked it, BEDS ARE IN PRISON!

[03:26:09] Yeah, freezer.

[03:26:19] One's from the operator remains.

[03:26:26] I mean, guys! C'mon!

[03:26:29] Bro, I feel like all Clash has to do there is just sit on her shield, a YP out, oh my

[03:26:49] god.

[03:26:52] You know what bro?

[03:26:53] Every time somebody plays this game, it's just...

[03:27:01] No one is capable of, like, holding an angle.

[03:27:04] Or better yet, just not even peeking all together.

[03:27:06] You are a clash.

[03:27:08] You're a fucking shield-up!

[03:27:11] Your whole gimmick is the shield.

[03:27:14] Why are you peeking three people?

[03:27:17] Oh my god!

[03:27:18] That's your whole gimmick!

[03:27:20] I'm roaming. I'm not setting inside to kill them.

[03:27:26] Yo, can we get a smoke slash mute player to play Bunker slash Elbow?

[03:27:34] Maestro in the pig 2-6. Okay, this is gonna be interesting.

[03:27:38] This is gonna be tricky. I think we're gonna lose, guys. I'm just gonna keep it a beam. I think we're gonna lose this one.

[03:27:43] I'm not playing great, but it's like, I don't know.

[03:27:46] I just feel like I've been fucked. Scenario's the whole game.

[03:27:50] It's on your chat, Defon. I need an alt tab and put up chat on my right-side monitor.

[03:28:02] I'm not with this 6-7 shit. Guys, come on!

[03:28:08] Grown-ass man wearing a headset.

[03:28:11] Yeah, how is that a roast? How the fuck is that a roast?

[03:28:19] Yeah, I'm wearing a headset. Do you want me to not hear because I'm a grown man?

[03:28:26] What the fuck?

[03:28:31] Yes, bro. Grown-ass man wearing a headset. What's your problem?

[03:28:36] What cringe about that I'm just gonna die and lose if I don't

[03:28:56] That was not about me right

[03:28:59] Was that about me?

[03:29:05] She made it to already, dad.

[03:29:07] Bitch, I'm already dead.

[03:29:58] one friendly remaining

[03:30:28] I'm not sure what to do.

[03:30:35] What?

[03:30:40] Your teammate takes your user and you fall flat.

[03:30:47] He only kills me because I'm long.

[03:30:51] So instead of...

[03:30:52] I don't know, you're so bad.

[03:30:53] I don't know.

[03:30:54] Enjoy the kill, I guess.

[03:30:55] His teammate gets to the user instead of just letting his teammate land, holding my walk down and automatically winning, he goes, I'm going to false win!

[03:31:06] Hey, guys, maybe next time we use our mics, man. I don't know.

[03:31:11] I'm 1 HP and it's an ash just flying at me.

[03:31:29] Minus 8?

[03:31:30] But I only lost 80 low.

[03:31:31] Okay that's good then.

[03:31:32] That's good.

[03:31:33] That's good.

[03:31:34] I haven't won a game of ranked in like 3 games I think.

[03:31:39] five. I don't need five, bro. I'm not mad. My teammates aren't using their mic and then

[03:31:46] they're just all dying at around the we're never going to win. I'm basically just 1v5.

[03:31:52] I'm literally what I killed two and then still lost. I killed two and then lost again. I

[03:31:58] wasted three minutes and killed one and lost again. Grown ass man sitting down. All right.

[03:32:09] You can't just put grown-ass man into a sentence and it's like yeah, I'm seated

[03:32:15] Like like you can't just put grown-ass man into a sentence bro

[03:32:19] Grown-ass man sitting down are you fucking serious?

[03:32:25] Everyone sits got me going to buy me to believe one

[03:32:28] I'm pretty sure I went 6 and 5, but whatever you want to type, bro, whatever the fuck you

[03:32:42] want to type.

[03:32:43] Also, there was like a diamond on the other team and three emeralds.

[03:32:47] Where'd you get plaque from?

[03:32:48] Ben, they get a bad gift in a Ben.

[03:32:51] Nope, it was 5 and 5.

[03:32:55] Of course, high-rises keeping tabs.

[03:32:57] Oh my god, I love this map. I always lay dick down on this map.

[03:33:02] Why are you mad today? I'm not mad. Okay, fuck it. I'm mad. I

[03:33:06] Loaded into a game. No one on my team says a single word. They die instantly every round

[03:33:11] I have a kid in my chat saying grown ass man wearing a headset as if that's like a roast I

[03:33:18] Like as if that's a fucking roast at all

[03:33:22] grown ass man wearing a headset

[03:33:25] yeah

[03:33:27] Everyone does it

[03:33:33] At least I'm on a goaded map now now I'm on a goaded map now. I'm on a goaded map

[03:33:37] Shall I is goaded yeah, shall I is the most underrated map of the game. I would put shall I in my top three

[03:33:42] I'm not even kidding. I like shall I better than cafe

[03:33:49] I like shall I better than cafe I like shall I better than clubhouse I like shall I better than villa

[03:33:53] My top three is Oregon Club Shadow in that order.

[03:34:00] Oregon Club Shadow in that order. I love this. This map is so good.

[03:34:04] The thing about Siege is there's so many dog shit maps, you really appreciate the good maps.

[03:34:09] And Shadow is a great map. Like, how about this map?

[03:34:13] Is that Patrick Star? It sounded like it.

[03:34:16] I need to locate a bomb.

[03:34:23] Yo, what's up, bro?

[03:34:35] Now I like Border of Gucci, but Border's probably top four.

[03:34:38] Yep, he just ripped it.

[03:34:43] I have to mute.

[03:34:44] I mean, bro, like, did he try to, like, sneak it by me?

[03:34:48] Like, I'm just gonna mute you.

[03:34:51] He just tried to sneak it by me.

[03:34:52] I-I'm-you're muted.

[03:34:54] And you're a whore.

[03:34:56] Insertion in five seconds.

[03:35:02] Your mission is to locate and defuse a bomb.

[03:35:04] So, my first game, nobody says a word.

[03:35:08] My second game, someone says a slur, literally before the game starts.

[03:35:13] Literally.

[03:35:19] Holy fag!

[03:35:20] Climb Climbard!

[03:35:22] I think you should go to canine balcony and try to reach that wall there man.

[03:35:48] I'll put a cover on this window.

[03:36:04] Yo.

[03:36:06] I'm gonna leave my truck in.

[03:36:08] Yo.

[03:36:11] Yo, what's up, bro?

[03:36:14] Yo, I'm here.

[03:36:16] I already jing see from team

[03:36:21] Oh, it's just not the hatch

[03:36:28] Yo roaming but oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[03:36:30] Yo, jing see

[03:36:35] What? I can't

[03:36:40] The diffuser is no longer in your possession

[03:36:43] Down to one friendly

[03:36:46] one stop man, it's not too bad

[03:37:00] Oh my god!

[03:37:01] Why does no man have no fucking ammo?

[03:37:07] Her gun's not even good, why does she have 20 bullets?

[03:37:16] Jesus!

[03:37:47] top 200 controller champ, JC?

[03:37:51] Um, yeah, around there, something around there.

[03:37:53] Yo, JC, let me win you, bro.

[03:37:56] I'm soloing you with a champion right now, brother.

[03:37:58] I'm not won me one until I champion, sorry.

[03:38:05] That's a 40-year-old man, by the way.

[03:38:07] He existed way before you,

[03:38:08] so I'll make that perfectly fair.

[03:38:09] Of course, of course.

[03:38:12] Mr. Happy Hawk, I think guarantee you're not over there.

[03:38:16] Um, I haven't muted him. I haven't muted him.

[03:38:21] Oh, he said he's 23. Dixie, how old are you?

[03:38:24] I'm 19, bro. I'm 19.

[03:38:26] You're 19?

[03:38:28] Yes, yes. Yeah, I'm 19. 19 years old.

[03:38:31] 19 years old.

[03:38:33] Okay, to board in 2005.

[03:38:37] Okay, can we get quarter of the day?

[03:38:41] If you think it's a good idea, jerk off first.

[03:38:45] I'll take that one with me, okay, let's actually get the wall.

[03:38:57] I think I'm going to attach it for C4, could we get like a grandma, actually no, we have

[03:39:00] a grandma.

[03:39:01] Can we get it out?

[03:39:03] Yo, Genji, he wants you to unmute him.

[03:39:08] Tell him he's my hero, bro.

[03:39:10] I've been watching him since I was a little boy.

[03:39:12] Yo, I unmuted you, bro.

[03:39:13] I unmuted you.

[03:39:14] What's up, dude?

[03:39:15] All right.

[03:39:16] Did you say a bad word?

[03:39:17] You found the bomb.

[03:39:18] You found the bomb.

[03:39:19] Need your way to its location.

[03:39:20] Yeah, he says I am.

[03:39:21] But it...

[03:39:22] Yeah, bro, I mean, like...

[03:39:23] Hey, hey, what are the chances, bro?

[03:39:25] You know, I've been playing this game for a long time.

[03:39:27] What are the chances I should get to be cute with you?

[03:39:29] I played against you though, but not in your team.

[03:39:32] You played against me, did I do good?

[03:39:34] Uh, you were playing, you were throwing your strat on clubhouse, on castle.

[03:39:39] Claymore ready?

[03:39:40] Like on bar?

[03:39:41] You were holding bar for some reason.

[03:39:47] Uh, Metro?

[03:39:50] Hold up, we're getting Claymore, it's on chill out.

[03:39:54] What is up here for sure?

[03:39:57] You wanna, you wanna, uh, just let Claymore on it.

[03:39:59] Okay, whatever.

[03:40:00] you see any other time you get we're gonna open wall

[03:40:17] he's checking bro

[03:40:23] yeah he's freaking let's go backside yeah we have to get vert first

[03:40:25] or go backside

[03:40:28] let's go back side they have a two-round two he's probably gonna shed a

[03:40:30] hotpot on us

[03:40:32] all right i'm a lock in

[03:40:34] i'm a lock in

[03:40:42] jinx you don't have nothing to bash man yo then i have nothing to bash

[03:40:46] watch out watch out are you taking trench or garage

[03:40:50] yo i got one i got one yeah yeah i grew up with the plant too

[03:40:53] yo air jet before bro i already got i already got the breach single breach

[03:40:58] Watch my door, don't let me get run out of him.

[03:40:59] I'm not C4.

[03:41:00] It's OZ, it's OZ.

[03:41:01] Watch out, watch out, I got the wall, I got the wall.

[03:41:03] I'm gonna get you.

[03:41:05] Flank, flank.

[03:41:07] He just rammed through the gridlocks and murdered me.

[03:41:11] He also hit the OZ too, I don't know how you...

[03:41:18] I'm inside, there's one out.

[03:41:19] Is that the guy on Flank?

[03:41:22] There is something.

[03:41:23] Yeah, yeah.

[03:41:24] I killed the guy on Flank and I...

[03:41:28] How did he get to long?

[03:41:33] Oh, he tricked it with dandy.

[03:41:38] Alright.

[03:41:39] Alright, there's one connected.

[03:41:40] What's connected?

[03:41:41] There's to move off in eight.

[03:41:42] I'm going to make a pillar and then swing blue, okay?

[03:41:45] Alright, I'll run deep.

[03:41:46] Bro, can you get my...

[03:41:47] I'm going to get my...

[03:41:48] One's blue, one's blue, and then one's...

[03:41:52] I need to close the door

[03:42:02] Why didn't you smoke my bro? Get out!

[03:42:06] Air jammed, nice

[03:42:18] Nice try bro, nice try

[03:42:22] Yeah, Cali.

[03:42:29] I may or may not have accidentally clicked a notification that popped up.

[03:42:47] I

[03:42:49] Don't know where we're getting

[03:42:51] While you walk through the gridlock that's actually I'm like girl, man

[03:42:55] That's me

[03:43:01] Yeah

[03:43:11] They just throw grown man into any sentence they said

[03:43:17] I don't know what this is.

[03:43:19] All right.

[03:43:20] The calls are closed.

[03:43:22] But for a much time, I'll use, um, I'll just use the speakers,

[03:43:25] actually, then I'll have to just speak to the PC.

[03:43:28] You made my day, Jinxie.

[03:43:30] Hey, that's awesome.

[03:43:31] McCry little hold it.

[03:43:35] Yo, we got a win, bro.

[03:43:36] Yeah, I can't believe, like, what the fuck.

[03:43:38] Guys, I'm going to be honest.

[03:43:39] I was playing right now, but we're not winning, dude.

[03:43:40] This guy walked into it, and no matter if you got a kill.

[03:43:43] I mean, ah, give me a second.

[03:43:45] You're not playing.

[03:43:46] Okay

[03:44:17] Okay, let's go upstairs guys. Let's go upstairs. Let's make our way down five seconds before insertion. Come on, bro. I can't we're not throwing jeep's game, bro

[03:44:27] Go post last seen downstairs his spot is in there, so he's probably gonna be running up there

[03:44:36] There's one top man's you're trying to spawn get these open

[03:44:46] are y'all taking library or what are you talking about yeah i'm trying to

[03:44:57] yo the library guy's lit either down or lit

[03:45:00] let's go boys talk man she's out here he's hit i'm not getting

[03:45:07] it's all three of them upstairs bro forget them forget them hit site

[03:45:16] Nice!

[03:45:19] There's one more top guys, one more top menace.

[03:45:23] Where though? Oh, he's holding me, it's Castle, he's holding me, double door, right side.

[03:45:29] Yo, Castle's right here.

[03:45:33] So it's still top guys, he's live around pretty far.

[03:45:38] Dropping him, dropping him, dropping him.

[03:45:39] Yeah bro, just forget about him, go down, last one upstairs, last one upstairs.

[03:45:42] He hit the air jam, double door, he's double door.

[03:45:44] Oh

[03:45:49] No, no, top blue top blue top blue

[03:45:58] Thank you

[03:46:14] Mav, Mav, Mav.

[03:46:15] What did y'all say? What?

[03:46:16] Mav over ace.

[03:46:17] I'm on the second floor. Don't get Mav.

[03:46:20] Wait, what did Mav say?

[03:46:21] No, we're gonna get announced

[03:46:22] so we can get ram later and we can bandit trick.

[03:46:24] What did my Jack say?

[03:46:26] One of them said grown-ass men assing.

[03:46:29] Grown-ass men in the...

[03:46:30] Oh, they're talking about...

[03:46:31] No way they're talking about...

[03:46:33] Okay.

[03:46:34] Yo, we got...

[03:46:35] Grown-ass men in the soccer shirt.

[03:46:37] Yo, let's get a K-doll bandit for the mirrors.

[03:46:39] I don't know how that's...

[03:46:40] Mute is good.

[03:46:41] I don't know how that's a rose.

[03:46:42] Bandit's good.

[03:46:43] Stop putting grown-ass man into every sentence, bro

[03:46:46] No, no, no, no, we're not doing this again. Well, we'll go yager for the mirror

[03:46:53] Okay, thank you. There we go

[03:46:56] Jinxy bundles on a way who say who's yager who's yager?

[03:46:59] That's me my guy bro. My guy dude. Wow

[03:47:05] The borders bro, I always thought that the jinxie bundle should have its own background you see what it's on that it does

[03:48:13] guys I'm going to apologize that round's on me

[03:48:23] yo good guys I'm going to win anyway

[03:48:26] yo bandit this is drone top mask bandit

[03:48:31] on you on you on you

[03:48:33] yeah this is repellent

[03:48:34] no repellent in canine canine balcony canine balcony

[03:48:38] nice to be in a higher ranking

[03:48:41] Yeah, I'm not gonna

[03:48:44] Big windows also open I don't think there's anyone on it right now though one one solar. Hi guys read this chat

[03:48:49] I mean, what is this watching?

[03:48:52] watching this

[03:48:53] grown-ass man drinking water. I will die if I don't

[03:48:58] He just saw me through the floor

[03:49:00] Is there somebody on your window still?

[03:49:02] I got from big one big one bottom solar

[03:49:11] which is top oh what that doggie's piano double somebody's got to fry that guy

[03:49:16] one oh my god

[03:49:20] small friend of the neutralized

[03:49:23] that was on me that was on me

[03:49:26] I'm just cheating

[03:49:29] not I don't know

[03:49:31] why why you say that about everybody

[03:49:34] probably just had a ping when you were playing

[03:49:37] Yeah, there was no paying. He just sent me to the floor. Oh

[03:49:40] Where they're not I mean

[03:49:44] Like you would 100% now, bro

[03:49:47] These closets if somebody's walling I haven't ran to a cheater. I mean, maybe I have but I haven't I've even got rollback or anything

[03:49:55] Well, we get rollback every other day. Whoa, it's not me Nicholas

[03:49:59] young big dog

[03:50:01] Listen guys, listen, listen, bro. If somebody's walling, you know, they're walling though

[03:50:06] You know that wallets trust me

[03:50:10] Can I do with it you'd have like 11 kills right now or like 12 or something

[03:50:20] No, that's bro, you serious

[03:50:25] How many

[03:50:27] Just one

[03:50:33] In YouTube there's no ads buddy

[03:50:36] I'm gonna go under what's all this

[03:50:41] Can you stand faster?

[03:50:43] What?

[03:50:44] What?

[03:50:45] What?

[03:50:46] What?

[03:50:47] Yo bro, you're on my team bro, fuck off!

[03:50:50] Damn, make a pretend, get the damn

[03:50:52] Alright, I'm gonna go under what's all this and see if that's always like a push under

[03:51:26] I'm not seeing anyone man oh yeah they're all trans-side they have blitz buck and I

[03:51:45] don't know what else

[03:51:46] I'll see you on our way.

[03:52:01] They're trying to push solo side.

[03:52:02] They just came in bottom trench.

[03:52:03] Or bottom garage.

[03:52:04] Looks like I'm high.

[03:52:07] Bro, the second I pull out my solo skin, I get swung.

[03:52:13] uh for locating bomb protected solar window hopping solar window hopping solar window

[03:52:19] on site on the one back right here

[03:52:22] okay you got that bathroom

[03:52:25] it's not that i need a stem stem stem stem

[03:52:27] on two banks two banks

[03:52:33] the master one's inside

[03:52:36] right there

[03:52:36] in better

[03:52:43] One bathroom. It's wet. Let's bathroom. Let's bathroom.

[03:52:53] Where is he?

[03:53:01] Let me heal let me heal

[03:53:09] Solid aura

[03:53:13] Dad dad dad

[03:53:15] I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting

[03:53:17] What's the case?

[03:53:19] Okay you have time, you have time, you have time

[03:53:28] Bro, I want to meet you guys in log game bro

[03:53:30] I'm so talented, bro.

[03:53:40] First game on, bro.

[03:53:41] It'll count.

[03:53:42] Yeah, it'll count.

[03:53:43] Yo, I actually shit on that first guy, that's why we checked.

[03:53:46] Yeah, so I just want first game on.

[03:53:54] Are you watching the Major?

[03:53:55] I'm probably just gonna watch Stompin's games, and then I'll watch the finals,

[03:53:59] but he's gonna be in the finals winning.

[03:54:01] So I probably watch Sampson's games and then the finals.

[03:54:05] If he's not in it, but he's gonna be in the finals.

[03:54:07] I'm gonna try to watch all of his games.

[03:54:08] As long as they're not at like seven in the morning,

[03:54:10] I'll be there.

[03:54:15] Chad's not glazed, bro.

[03:54:16] Sampson's gonna win, he's gonna win, trust me.

[03:54:17] R6 at Dora, I think I'm gonna cheer on him.

[03:54:21] What is the majors?

[03:54:22] It's in like, bro, I'm excited.

[03:54:23] It's in like six days.

[03:54:27] Hi guys, what does it start?

[03:54:27] They have too much shit on the board

[03:54:29] Thank you. Thank you

[03:54:31] No, hey for real bro. We only won because you send me because I was like half out like after I was half out twice

[03:54:39] I

[03:54:41] Was half out twice

[03:54:43] I

[03:54:45] Love the chat

[03:54:47] I need to save that in my files

[03:54:49] I love people actually use their abilities and aren't just like

[03:54:53] actually use their abilities and aren't just like literal

[03:54:57] bomb.

[03:55:02] Yo, Jinxie, I just want to let you know your YouTube chat is

[03:55:04] begging for you to read their messages right now.

[03:55:08] Have a good week, you got another mother.

[03:55:11] You got a good job.

[03:55:14] Chill, dude, but don't go involved in 21,000 people.

[03:55:18] Rebellion's on.

[03:55:23] Attack on Titan update?

[03:55:26] Ummm...

[03:55:27] I think?

[03:55:28] Oh no, I'm still, dude, I'm still like 40% of these are born, I'm a pussy.

[03:55:36] What?

[03:55:37] What?

[03:55:59] What's on my store?

[03:56:03] It's a black bin. It's a black bin of two others.

[03:56:07] W speed what happened what what okay he's close he's close

[03:56:17] nice

[03:56:37] I

[03:56:45] Talk to the seven but

[03:56:51] Pop up up up up up I to grab the nomad. How's it we have diffuser?

[03:56:58] Case entrenched

[03:57:07] a lot red back out of turn she might run hit the bridge up over no matter what you're

[03:57:20] inside red pillar pillar

[03:57:21] nice another one on the door on the door flash just keep zapping them we have a snowmobile

[03:57:30] We can tell you all if they come in.

[03:57:38] It looks like they're just gonna keep pushing this door.

[03:57:43] Right side.

[03:57:47] Nice, they're just following me.

[03:57:49] Oh my god, I just saw it. Not bad.

[03:57:51] Okay, now you have to... oh, you can't play it, you're good.

[03:57:53] Oh my god, I just... not bad, bro.

[03:57:55] Nice turn around. BG.

[03:58:00] GG's y'all GG's GG's GG's GG's good playing with y'all

[03:58:06] Well he's mad about it so

[03:58:09] Thank you guys

[03:58:10] for failing me

[03:58:12] very disappointed

[03:58:13] No no this is what it is bro I can't win them all

[03:58:15] GG's it was nice meeting y'all

[03:58:17] Not romantic to talk about

[03:58:18] I don't like it

[03:58:19] I'mma tell them the good heart

[03:58:20] I'mma tell them

[03:58:22] Chat I can't win

[03:58:23] I lost again

[03:58:25] Oh my god

[03:58:27] Next streamer tournament

[03:58:28] Bro, I think it's gonna be on League.

[03:58:32] And then I'm gonna try to do one on Portnite

[03:58:34] and try to do one on Rocket League.

[03:58:36] 3v3 though.

[03:58:37] All right, chat, one more game of siege

[03:58:38] and then we'll get on LOL, LOL, LOL.

[03:58:41] One more game of siege and then we'll get on League.

[03:58:43] I'm gonna go P. I'm gonna go P.

[03:58:45] League soon.

[03:59:58] I

[04:00:03] Do you see I'm on your team again

[04:00:11] Yo

[04:00:14] Jinxy jinxy if you want I'll take the band bro. I'm not even trust you

[04:00:22] Yo, Jinxy, I won't let you down this time bruh. I swear to God. Oh

[04:00:25] Oh

[04:00:40] Make it count play it straight don't look back don't have eyes don't type on my fucking account

[04:00:47] Don't look back don't hesitate when you go. Hey, why would you take the man?

[04:00:51] What do you mean?

[04:00:53] Yo, guys, we're about to run.

[04:00:54] Welcome back.

[04:00:55] Yo, what's up?

[04:00:56] Yo.

[04:00:56] What's up, man?

[04:00:57] You know you want me to take a band, bro?

[04:00:58] Because what do you mean?

[04:00:59] Why?

[04:01:00] Why?

[04:01:00] Take a band.

[04:01:01] I'll take a band, bro.

[04:01:01] I'm a taking band, bro.

[04:01:02] Come on.

[04:01:03] Take a band for what?

[04:01:04] What are y'all saying?

[04:01:04] We just gave you a lot, bro.

[04:01:05] We just gave you a lot.

[04:01:06] Bro, we're not going to lose again, bro.

[04:01:08] But, A, wipe your dust off your shoulders

[04:01:10] and play better.

[04:01:11] Have your Jack back in.

[04:01:12] I want to keep on this time.

[04:01:14] No, no, no, everybody has to back in.

[04:01:16] Bro, bro, bro, they sold me a game. I went to attend

[04:01:22] and listen listen, I'm known as one in ten band. I didn't let that stop me. I just did it off

[04:01:28] Just going just it off man

[04:01:31] All right, I'll try I'll try let me get my inhaler hold up

[04:02:16] of

[04:02:34] the

[04:02:38] the one on the

[04:02:43] Did they all spawned archives?

[04:02:50] Yeah, it's all of them archives by the way our majority of them that's where you are nice

[04:02:55] But just on the board watch out. That's what you're done

[04:02:58] I

[04:03:08] Thought snake when his league after this game, I'm gonna drop 27 bills

[04:03:17] Attacks snuck

[04:03:21] My game grass again

[04:03:23] How many times is this actually going to happen to me?

[04:03:27] Like, I mean, how many fucking times?

[04:03:29] How many motherfucking cock-sucking fucking times is this fucking game going to fucking crash legitimately?

[04:03:38] How many?

[04:03:46] Cool.

[04:03:47] I mean, I can't ever win if I crash every game.

[04:03:50] Download it off steam, update drivers, didn't we do that yesterday?

[04:04:00] We had to end the stream to do that.

[04:04:02] Didn't we update the drivers yesterday?

[04:04:04] Or am I tweaking?

[04:04:05] Am I fucking tweaking?

[04:04:06] Like, didn't we do that yesterday?

[04:04:09] And didn't I say it's still going to crash?

[04:04:20] Your PC is shit, mate. This PC was $4,000. So if I spend $4,000, or I think it was $4,700,

[04:04:30] if I spend $4,700 on a PC and I can't run Siege without my game crashing, then I need

[04:04:38] to get a fucking refund on my fucking PC. Because this is a steaming pile of shit. $4,000

[04:04:44] is a fucking down payment on a fucking 2025 Honda Civic.

[04:04:48] What is happening?

[04:04:50] I'm literally, this PC is the price of a down payment

[04:04:54] on a fucking car and I cannot, my team won, let's go.

[04:04:58] And I can't win the game.

[04:04:59] I can't win the game.

[04:05:02] It's back.

[04:05:04] Welcome back.

[04:05:04] It's a castle for workshop.

[04:05:08] Nah, but I won't kill Fenrir for it

[04:05:10] if you're gonna figure it out.

[04:05:12] That's fine.

[04:05:13] I give it the best!

[04:05:18] Hi guys, pick up.

[04:05:25] Why don't we go to the castle?

[04:05:28] Ahh, I'm just not a friend of the umpion.

[04:05:30] I mean, we do have a guy going alibi, we do have a guy going...

[04:05:35] NOOOOOO!

[04:05:37] You know.

[04:05:38] Hi guys.

[04:05:40] What do you mean my game crashed again my game crashed again

[04:05:53] When you play she does your game crash or am I just like I'm just some first guy

[04:06:01] My game's crashed three times in two

[04:06:10] My player randomly stops moving I get frozen in the place

[04:06:25] We verify them yesterday

[04:06:28] How can a file be corrupt? What the fuck does that even fucking mean?

[04:06:34] Does any PC player speak English?

[04:06:40] So, with that thousands, you follow in the process of a trucker and that will prioritize this game over everything, so we get the maximum amount of luck and luck whenever it needs.

[04:06:54] So we could have-

[04:06:54] Sounds good, let's do it after the game!

[04:07:04] PC, such a fucking overrated pile of fucking donkey-doodle fucking shit.

[04:07:10] all right bro sounds good man I'll call you later

[04:07:40] kill two lit one kill two lit one you guys got it

[04:07:54] I don't know why my PC is such a pile of shit I don't know I spent good money on it

[04:08:08] So to not have your game crash, you have to spend like 20 grand on a PC or something?

[04:08:17] What's up?

[04:08:18] What is this?

[04:08:19] A bomb has been located by A4.

[04:08:22] One friendly operator remaining.

[04:08:26] Play it on Steam, not Ubi.

[04:08:31] Aren't I playing it on Steam?

[04:08:36] Aren't I playing it on screen?

[04:08:42] My PC is $1,000 and I have no issues.

[04:08:44] Yeah, you're just goaded, bro. I don't know. I don't know.

[04:08:46] Every PC I've ever tried to play CD-ON has just been a fucking disaster every time.

[04:08:52] Every time, man. Every fucking time.

[04:08:55] There's got to be a solution to this. I'm not just going to sit here and troubleshoot.

[04:09:08] There has to be a fucking solution. My PC can't just crash every time I play this game

[04:09:13] on PC. Now, let's analyze. It's definitely a siege issue. It's not a PC issue, alright?

[04:09:22] something with my PC and Siege because it doesn't crash on League it doesn't crash on CS it doesn't

[04:09:28] crash on Valor so it's not my PC so it's not a shit PC it's something with Siege

[04:09:36] so any of the troubleshooting we do all right this is so tell me

[04:09:43] protect the bombs

[04:09:44] I'm sorry, I'm back, my PC is just...

[04:09:50] No way buddy, we know, everyone is watching your screen.

[04:09:55] It is during League? No, League was the right one.

[04:09:58] Yeah, yeah.

[04:09:59] League was the right one.

[04:10:03] It's just this shitty game.

[04:10:05] I

[04:10:11] For his locator to bomb plan your defenses accordingly update your drivers. We did that yesterday

[04:10:18] It's not the bucket driver say go

[04:10:23] Five seconds

[04:10:30] Get ready to engage

[04:10:32] I've never crashed on PC and I've been playing for five years. I can't lie. Yeah, so this is zero percent chance of that

[04:10:42] Everyone crashes on Siege. I saw white crash on Siege in a 1v1 like a week ago. You just lie

[04:10:50] Or in the tournament

[04:11:02] anyone up here thinks it

[04:11:11] a-a-a-and conclude sir, I don't think so

[04:11:14] and that side's a-a-all right

[04:11:17] uh

[04:11:40] all right imma fall back down and sight them

[04:11:47] Yeah, well they just drowned up here after somewhere sounds like a side

[04:11:51] They push back customs in a double

[04:11:56] Customs customs, bro

[04:11:59] Just knows bro

[04:12:02] No, he knows I'm here this way

[04:12:04] You help help help

[04:12:13] I got customs

[04:12:17] Yeah, customs.

[04:12:28] I have no eyes.

[04:12:36] Yep, one top east right now. Top east slowly catching down.

[04:12:42] On two banks, both guys.

[04:12:44] I don't have my perspective in this game.

[04:12:45] I don't even see a much to see of all of this.

[04:12:49] But I'm just dead.

[04:12:50] All right.

[04:12:51] That's it.

[04:12:55] Get back.

[04:12:55] Get that cap can, bitch.

[04:12:57] Hit that cap can.

[04:12:59] Wait.

[04:12:59] Don't even think switch might hit my cap can also.

[04:13:02] Switch might also go out of my cap can.

[04:13:06] Once upon a...

[04:13:09] What is he?

[04:13:10] down to 15 seconds

[04:13:12] they're planning

[04:13:14] drop hatch drop hatch kill him down the hatch

[04:13:16] faster than hatch

[04:13:18] kill him better on the bump bump bump bump

[04:13:20] he's far back far back side far back left

[04:13:22] help him

[04:13:24] kill this guy I run in this is free

[04:13:26] right here

[04:13:28] dad dad

[04:13:30] nice guys

[04:13:32] kill me you can about

[04:13:34] I

[04:13:45] How are you rushers and the guys already done?

[04:13:56] How could I use your helmet three years ago, you know, I was I was like again

[04:14:00] Yo, um, I don't know if, like, does Highlights constantly watch your stream?

[04:14:06] I'm just wondering.

[04:14:07] He's your head mod, right?

[04:14:08] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:14:09] He's in my stream all the time.

[04:14:10] Yeah, so, uh, YouTube Chat is currently asking Highlights to troll the shit out of you.

[04:14:17] Of course they are, though.

[04:14:22] Uh, I have a piece, yo, I have a question.

[04:14:26] Does y'all Siege Crash ever, ever?

[04:14:29] Yes, uh, how well it

[04:14:33] a lot

[04:14:35] Personally doesn't crash

[04:14:38] Bosses, you know top fighters console Francis console. So every like yeah, I'm on Xbox every week

[04:14:48] How much crash like in a week in a week, I crash like almost no no

[04:14:55] For me like

[04:14:57] So your siege crash is 10 times a week.

[04:15:00] Mine's crashed three times in the last two days.

[04:15:03] Wow, that's weird bro.

[04:15:04] I don't even know if that's a PC issue or a siege issue.

[04:15:08] We need to locate it.

[04:15:09] It's got to be a siege issue because my games don't crash on anything else on my PC.

[04:15:13] Yeah, it's probably a siege issue because my PC is not that good and they get like

[04:15:16] 100 FPS or 115 FPS and I never crash so.

[04:15:22] Wait, anybody else though?

[04:15:25] Does anybody else crash on this team?

[04:15:29] I'm on Xbox.

[04:15:33] What?

[04:15:34] You're- wait.

[04:15:35] Who sent that to Top Frack?

[04:15:37] Oh yeah, we have two people who are on Xbox.

[04:15:39] WHAT?!

[04:15:39] He and Elegana are on Xbox.

[04:15:40] No, I mean it does sometimes crash, but not as much.

[04:15:43] But I'm on Xbox.

[04:15:43] Five seconds to go.

[04:15:46] Thank you, thank you.

[04:15:48] Five seconds to perform insertions.

[04:15:49] I don't duck face, I'm kidding, I do duck face, let me go ahead, in the corner hold it.

[04:16:03] Oh, spot picking, alright, spot picking customs.

[04:16:11] Yeah, let me just have the run-offs.

[04:16:13] It's open, bro. Watch out.

[04:16:22] Yo, watch my E, bro.

[04:16:24] I just have to...

[04:16:26] There's footholds on security. You can walk in security. I don't see anybody. I haven't checked.

[04:16:32] I have a camera here.

[04:16:34] No, no, no. It's security. Security is where I'm taking it.

[04:16:36] Take security, bro. Take security.

[04:16:38] I'm gonna open off this wall.

[04:16:42] Yeah, anybody got nades? Bravo, can you help me get the wall?

[04:16:45] They're with me, Jep.

[04:16:48] Um, they're driving east.

[04:16:55] All right, watch out, I'm running across.

[04:17:02] Someone below?

[04:17:03] I don't know.

[04:17:04] Fuck!

[04:17:05] Fuck this!

[04:17:06] He's right here!

[04:17:07] Fuck this!

[04:17:08] I

[04:17:10] Can't even see him

[04:17:14] That's not metal

[04:17:18] That is below you know the chemist

[04:17:22] Well casted oh now my cheese up here. What is she's doing good shit?

[04:17:33] Alright, so that's the kills you get but when I get one

[04:17:38] no good rain all right buddy

[04:17:41] where's my good rain on black

[04:17:45] no sorry guys i'm just trying to figure out this

[04:17:47] issue bro i don't know if i have to like um do like a ritual or something

[04:17:54] to like not have my game crashed but i'm gonna figure it out

[04:17:59] i've read for children's seed is like so casual about my

[04:18:02] Animes sacrifice their souls to just

[04:18:08] To give John

[04:18:19] What a nightmare dude, I mean what a nightmare of a fucking video game over type that almost mean five bucks

[04:18:24] Yes, I wrote 11 year old game billions of dollars to the name can't run it without a crashing three times in two days

[04:18:30] My teammate said he crashed 10 times this week. I don't fucking know, bro. I honestly don't fucking know

[04:18:45] But I'm gonna get on the gap to this anyways, but yeah, I played good every game

[04:18:54] Yo, Jinxie

[04:18:56] Yo, what's up, man? Yo, what's up?

[04:18:58] I had a friend who just called me he has a piece of that also costed around for brand and he said that whenever he tries to

[04:19:04] Stream and run siege on it that he just crashes because it's just too much

[04:19:09] Yeah, I think this game is just an absolute fucking shit storm. Oh, yeah

[04:19:13] This game is horribly optimized ever since like the lighting 2.0 bro. My friends dropped tremendously

[04:19:20] Yeah, I think like let's just cut the shit. I think this game is just a literal

[04:19:28] Yeah, you could say that.

[04:19:31] Let's just call him what it is, man.

[04:19:34] Mazi went bottom east.

[04:19:40] Yo, Chad, I'm not reading.

[04:19:42] Yeah, he's gonna be on there.

[04:19:46] Making fun of my accent.

[04:19:48] Jinx, if we win this, can you all get to this?

[04:19:53] Jinx, if I figure out how to connect my prime to my switch,

[04:19:57] I was so

[04:20:01] I got a server there's some laws and petrary

[04:20:06] Are you good?

[04:20:18] It's in security yo, I think

[04:20:21] I'm just talking

[04:20:25] Calli, I think they're floorbanging this guy

[04:20:27] He's just sitting

[04:20:28] Yeah, Warden is downstairs, he's sitting in West Main bro

[04:20:31] What is he doing?

[04:20:32] Yeah, office is cleared, but...

[04:20:33] Oh, he just hit my head, mate!

[04:20:36] You're a sh...

[04:20:38] I can't hear shit

[04:20:51] I was cracking my knuckle and he swung me.

[04:21:21] All right

[04:21:24] May see the fun

[04:21:28] Yeah, haven't really been able to lose this one too, I can't win I don't know I can't fucking win

[04:21:33] I've lost like every game remember when I said I was in Lollipop land the other day. We are no longer there

[04:21:39] We are no longer in Lollipop land nice reaction. Yeah, I was cracking my knuckle in this one me to buy a second of all

[04:21:44] No, get something to get by

[04:21:46] Remember when I said we were in Lollipop land?

[04:21:50] Like the other team was ass every game.

[04:21:52] My team was amazing every game.

[04:21:53] I was getting like 20 kills every game.

[04:21:55] Yeah, we're not in Lollipop land anymore.

[04:22:01] Excuses, always an excuse.

[04:22:03] Oh no, I don't think I've made an excuse for any of my deaths this entire game just

[04:22:07] not one.

[04:22:08] But yeah, you're right, bro.

[04:22:10] I lied about cracking my knuckle.

[04:22:12] I've made that up.

[04:22:16] Stop it, it's in the R6 trailer, no he isn't. Wait for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the vet?

[04:22:23] Rose playing Rainbow Six Siege? Yeah, dude, I think I might just like

[04:22:29] not even play PC ranked anymore, because like when I play console, I don't, I don't, like, I crash once

[04:22:34] on Blue Moon, I crash every game on PC. So I might just like not even do it anymore if it's actually this bad.

[04:22:42] He is really that's sick.

[04:22:53] Restart your laptop dummy. One, it's not a laptop. Two, that would just do nothing.

[04:23:00] El Quitter, I mean guys, I don't like, there's nothing more talking than just my game repetitively crashing when I know I can

[04:23:07] so

[04:23:08] I've spent

[04:23:09] $400 on my xbox like six years ago

[04:23:13] And my xbox is like beat to shit like it's on one hp. It's been on one hp for years

[04:23:18] But my xbox crashes on siege once every blue moon

[04:23:21] I spent $4,700 on a pc and it's crashed three times in the last two days

[04:23:30] I spent less money and it crashed left.

[04:23:37] You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.

[04:23:42] Delete system 32.

[04:23:43] What the fuck does that do?

[04:23:46] Be advised, your drone is located a bomb.

[04:23:50] Yeah, let's see what Bernard says. Let's see what Bernard says.

[04:24:00] Hey Bernard, how's it going?

[04:24:05] Hey Bernard, how's it going?

[04:24:09] Alright. I guess everything's breaking today.

[04:24:12] Ten seconds.

[04:24:14] Alright.

[04:24:17] Hey Bernard, how's it going?

[04:24:20] We're in our talk?

[04:24:29] He's like dead silent.

[04:24:30] Alright, it's like national glitch day.

[04:24:34] What's happening?

[04:24:36] We can't hear?

[04:24:37] I don't know.

[04:24:38] I can't hear either.

[04:24:39] everything just looks like

[04:25:00] Shatter is not as ready

[04:25:09] I

[04:25:28] Don't have you want to see some high-level C's gameplay

[04:25:39] I will bang him nothing happened you all bang me I immediately died okay

[04:25:55] switch can you move your cam to the left a little bit so I can see metal

[04:25:58] stairs walk up on the right here switch move your cam to the left a little bit

[04:26:10] Yeah, yeah right there that's good. I'll tell you

[04:26:13] Flake Flake Flakey top metal top metal top metal top metal

[04:26:18] Ella's top metal she's beepers walking at you

[04:26:24] Ella's above you guys now

[04:26:31] Friendly last operator standing

[04:26:39] We have been eliminated.

[04:26:52] I would be dropped for you.

[04:26:56] Oh, it's any milk.

[04:26:59] Hey, Bernard, how's it going?

[04:27:05] Hey Bernard, how's it going?

[04:27:12] Chid, you guys hear how quiet he is?

[04:27:19] It's kind of funny, everything's just exploding.

[04:27:23] Let me reset my app maybe.

[04:27:25] Hey Bernard, how's it going?

[04:27:31] Whether it's a big idea, a random thought, or something hilarious.

[04:27:35] Ah, depression. I have depression in store.

[04:27:38] I'm really glad you shared that with me. You know, even when things feel heavy,

[04:27:43] you're not alone. If you want to talk it through or just need a bit of grounding,

[04:27:47] I'm here to listen. If there's anything you think could help.

[04:27:49] Bernard, every time I play Siege on PC and my game crashes, what do I do?

[04:27:55] It doesn't crash on any other game besides Siege. What should I do?

[04:27:58] i have a good pc

[04:28:10] i already did that

[04:28:28] already did that one too so Bernard both of things you said we've done

[04:28:58] But don't get too reckless

[04:29:05] Bernard I missed

[04:29:12] Go fuck yourself

[04:29:16] We're not go fuck yourself, dude

[04:29:28] Let me know what's next when you're ready.

[04:29:30] Stop ease.

[04:29:32] I don't think anybody's stop ease, man.

[04:29:35] I'm gonna call back love.

[04:29:37] No worries. I'm glad we can check.

[04:29:40] Where are the cops?

[04:29:42] I'm right here.

[04:29:43] Where are the cops?

[04:29:44] I'm gonna flank this guy.

[04:29:46] Sounds like a plan.

[04:29:48] There's no stop ease.

[04:29:50] I know you've got that timing.

[04:29:52] Let me know how that flank pays off.

[04:29:54] Where are they here? Mike, shut up for a second.

[04:29:56] No problem. I'll get you to the side and support. You focus on the flank and I'll be here if you need me afterward.

[04:30:03] Go get him.

[04:30:07] Top east.

[04:30:10] Op 4 is located at bomb. You know what to do.

[04:30:13] I'll cut.

[04:30:17] Getting off of charge.

[04:30:22] Watch out, top east.

[04:30:56] all right he's outside the door you guys got it let me know when to see for

[04:31:07] literally just keeps happening in the clash whatever you do don't know what

[04:31:12] friendly remaining

[04:31:26] The only way we can lose is if we...

[04:31:33] Why is he trapping himself?

[04:31:36] He's got it, he's got it.

[04:31:39] Run out, run out, run out!

[04:31:41] Get out!

[04:31:44] Fuck that shit.

[04:31:49] Mission failed. All friendlies have been neutralized.

[04:31:56] Jinxie, I'm trying to help, uh, boggles, what's your advice?

[04:32:18] How do I fix the PC crashing issue?

[04:32:21] Yeah, that might have been the most poorly handled 2v1 I've ever seen.

[04:32:27] I mean, I overpeaked, but I assumed, like, not that I'm correct.

[04:32:31] I shouldn't have overpeaked.

[04:32:32] But I assumed it's virtually unloosable with a Mew and a Clash because Mew can literally

[04:32:36] just run and hide in the corner and then Clash can just sap him.

[04:32:42] But nope, Mew followed him.

[04:32:45] Wait, Boggles, what's your advice?

[04:32:52] Boggles, how do I fix it?

[04:32:54] How do I fix it?

[04:32:57] How?

[04:32:58] What?

[04:32:59] Need to use your drone to locate a bomb.

[04:33:10] the CPU out and back in.

[04:33:15] Bargas, wouldn't that like shut off my PC-ation?

[04:33:21] Wait, what do you mean plug it out?

[04:33:29] Look at the crash log. I mean I can do shit but I think at the end of the day PC-C is just a nightmare.

[04:33:40] 10 seconds to go. Be advised your drone is located a bomb.

[04:33:46] 5 seconds before insertion.

[04:33:51] Proceeds a bomb location and diffuses.

[04:33:59] Are you sure it's not your wifi?

[04:34:04] I'm positive, bro.

[04:34:06] I'm 100% sure it's not my life on the planet.

[04:34:20] Of course.

[04:34:23] I was dreaming it, I was smiling at all the people.

[04:34:26] He ran out of the deeper.

[04:34:29] Well, when it was three to one, I said I had a feeling we're gonna lose.

[04:34:33] Here we are.

[04:34:36] I

[04:34:48] Watch you makes me depressed. Yeah

[04:34:51] I think I just you spot that I think I just get depressed every time I play this game. I

[04:34:57] Lost three games in a row and I haven't went negative a single time

[04:35:02] Coop, they're pretty sure one

[04:35:06] Jim, maybe I can take out all of my anger on League of Legends!

[04:35:13] We're not hitting champ, Twin.

[04:35:15] 10 and 4 and I lost.

[04:35:36] That guy is on MNK by the way.

[04:35:42] Brother, it's PC Lobby's.

[04:35:44] Wait, it was actually winnable until he bolted.

[04:35:48] Ah!

[04:35:49] Should've been Rainbow Six Siege.

[04:35:52] Yeah, 2v1 with Clash Unmuted, it's despicable.

[04:35:55] I'm out this month.

[04:35:56] Alright, I'm gonna get on League.

[04:35:58] Bro, maybe I could take out all of my depression on my League teammates and my opponents,

[04:36:05] Maybe my teammates bro fuck it. Let's do it. Shadow call him in Don't ask

[04:36:14] Oh

[04:36:16] Don't has what is good, bro

[04:36:18] Jinxie tell me what the fuck is good. I just saw your last game of R6 bro. Your team was a pretty interesting

[04:36:25] That's every game of R6 bro. All of your teammates just have a folder in their head. It's exactly like League of Legends, bro

[04:36:32] So, you know what that means Jinxie

[04:36:35] That means if R6 is like League of Legends, let me ask you a question.

[04:36:39] When you started playing R6, what rank were you?

[04:36:42] Copper.

[04:36:43] And what rank are you now?

[04:36:46] In R6 champion.

[04:36:47] That's what I like to hear.

[04:36:49] So in League, if you start in Iron, what rank are you going to be?

[04:36:53] Javager!

[04:36:54] That's what I like to fucking hear!

[04:36:57] Alright, now Jameesey.

[04:37:00] I had an idea and I want to know your thoughts on it.

[04:37:03] Okay, okay.

[04:37:04] Do you want me to screen share first or no no?

[04:37:07] Well, we're gonna screen share soon. What's your idea daddy?

[04:37:12] All right, all right, so listen up mommy, okay

[04:37:18] Yeah, I'm listening. What's up? Okay, so what I'm thinking we do is you know how I was kind of telling you that

[04:37:24] League is kind of like you trade objectives as a jungler for other objectives. Yeah. Yeah, okay

[04:37:31] What other game does that a lot trading objective siege well no not objectives

[04:37:38] but in general the concept of like trading siege okay but outside of siege

[04:37:44] what's another game you play CS Valorant Rocket League Clash Chess

[04:37:52] Yes! Exactly! So my idea is what if we start off with a chess 1v1 to prime your brain power?

[04:38:03] What's your elo and chess?

[04:38:05] 423. Wait, this will be cinema. I'm 400.

[04:38:09] Yeah, yeah, what's your chess name?

[04:38:12] Yeah, I'll type it.

[04:38:15] Okay.

[04:38:17] Dude, I'll give it, I'm just like warning you though.

[04:38:20] I played for a year straight in the back of my college classes.

[04:38:24] It doesn't matter, I've been playing for 40 days in a row, I'm gonna fuck you.

[04:38:27] You're not-

[04:38:28] You're not in the mid-core?

[04:38:30] Yeah.

[04:38:32] You're the one who-

[04:38:35] That's your chessmate?

[04:38:36] Yeah, on chess.com, right?

[04:38:39] Yeah, wait, let me just send you a challenge link that's way easier.

[04:38:41] Okay, I'll see.

[04:38:42] Bro, you wanna play me in chess?!

[04:38:44] Dude, you're not gonna win!

[04:38:46] GenC, listen, I'm a challenger jungler, bro. I understand how this shit works. Even if I elo slow, the conceptual understanding is there, dude.

[04:38:59] Alright, bro, it's in discord when I be ready to get your ass kicked. Bro, I've been training with like, Levin, bro.

[04:39:05] I don't know who that is. Okay, ready?

[04:39:07] He's great player. Yeah, accept it?

[04:39:09] Yep. So, sorry?

[04:39:11] Accept it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, accept it.

[04:39:12] accepted okay challenge 10 okay all right I'm sure wait what the fuck wait why

[04:39:20] am I wood division your elos 423 okay don't you ready yep I'm ready

[04:39:27] cargo con opening cool com collect wait bro don't as I'm just saying I played

[04:39:34] 40 days in a row if you beat me I'll be flabbergasted I'll be I'll be bamboozled

[04:39:39] buddy okay so what do you do if I beat you then I don't know I'll call you daddy

[04:39:46] and start barking or something okay well you already do that so we're gonna

[04:39:50] need something better what do you what will you do if I beat what are you what

[04:39:58] What will you do if I beat you?

[04:40:02] Wait, what?

[04:40:03] Wait, what the f- I'm up on already.

[04:40:07] Oh, shit.

[04:40:09] Wait, what?

[04:40:10] Dude, Jinxie, why the fuck hands my guy kill you?

[04:40:13] What guy?

[04:40:14] What guy?

[04:40:15] My queen, why the fuck is my queen not moving onto your horse?

[04:40:18] That's your king, dip, shit.

[04:40:19] Oh my god, Domtaz.

[04:40:22] That's your king, bro.

[04:40:23] No way.

[04:40:24] No way.

[04:40:25] Bro, this guy's a fucking noob.

[04:40:27] No, no, no, no, no!

[04:40:31] Okay, hold on. No!

[04:40:33] Okay, dude, dude, it's not fair, bro. You're fucking cheating!

[04:40:38] No, I'm not cheating, bro. You're just a noob.

[04:40:41] You're just a noob.

[04:40:42] Okay, I give you my second.

[04:40:43] Nobody's cheating, buddy.

[04:40:47] Wait, I'm fucked! Where do I even move now?

[04:40:49] Oh, wait, I found it.

[04:40:50] Move your night back. Move your night back.

[04:40:51] Don't think about it too much.

[04:40:52] Don't think about it too much.

[04:40:54] Okay, okay, I'm back.

[04:40:57] pin kick your pond I take your bishop I develop in the middle bro chest is like

[04:41:04] breathing for me bro it's so fucking easy dude yeah we'll see about that one

[04:41:08] take my night but then you would lose your queen wait what do you mean I'm

[04:41:12] gonna lose what wait how am I gonna lose my queen holy pond holy pond mocked

[04:41:16] right now you're getting on this is actually incredible that's not even an

[04:41:22] arch of ponds that's not even a thing pond logging that doesn't exist yes it

[04:41:28] is buddy you're getting fucking pond mode legitimately I'm not getting fucking

[04:41:33] pond mod yes you are look at my ponds holy so they're the lowest class in the

[04:41:39] game who cares about them it's literally symmetricalized

[04:41:42] We check this out

[04:41:47] Little gambit to try to get my Bishop

[04:41:53] Dude you're fucking hustling me there's no your 400 elo. Yeah, I'm definitely better than 400

[04:41:57] I don't play enough games though. I'm just gonna say cap, but bro. I won a chest tournament. Did you even know that?

[04:42:04] Against who bunch of streamers like eight streamers. I was the best one

[04:42:08] What's the whole effect you have 400 elo then?

[04:42:12] Good question bro, I don't know. I just don't play that much. I don't play that much.

[04:42:17] Wait, I think you're about to lose the game.

[04:42:20] Bob's going to be low. What do you say?

[04:42:22] I think you're about to lose the game. I'm not kidding.

[04:42:24] I guarantee you I'm going to win the game.

[04:42:26] No, you're about to lose.

[04:42:33] Are you absolutely positive I'm going to lose?

[04:42:37] I'm almost sure of it, yes.

[04:42:39] are you like 100% sure like 95 you're 95% sure you're gonna win okay

[04:42:58] actually helps me get that out

[04:43:03] bro this game is fucking bullshit just the hardest thing you could ever

[04:43:08] play bro it's like I do it just is a hard game then how did 10 year olds get

[04:43:14] the highest rank in it that's the cheese bro that's like the cheese of chess

[04:43:20] wait I think you just lost I need to pay attention wait no no no it's actually

[04:43:29] come back

[04:43:31] It's probably better to just move my queen, eh?

[04:43:42] Alright, bro. This is gonna get pretty bloody for you in a second.

[04:43:46] Wait, why?

[04:43:49] Wait, I hung my knight? I don't even know that.

[04:43:52] It's okay.

[04:43:54] I think I'm in a winning position because I have a rook on an open file and a queen with a rook behind it.

[04:43:58] it. I have like a fucking annihilation force coming down your lane.

[04:44:05] Dude, the thing is you'll never be able to activate it because like all my units

[04:44:09] are in a position where now they're able to just like be used at a moment's

[04:44:13] notice. Yeah, are you sure about that? Like 99 percent. Yeah, I think you're just

[04:44:25] checkmate it in like three moves here. You're great! Bro, think of your king sort of like,

[04:44:33] just hang a bishop. See, I could just take the bishop because you hung it, but I think I'm just

[04:44:38] going to aura farm and just checkmate you. Yeah, I'm just going to aura farm.

[04:44:47] Because you didn't just hang a bishop, but I'm just going to aura farm.

[04:44:50] So your only move is that and then I could just take the rule or no, I'm gonna do that.

[04:44:59] Wait.

[04:45:00] I think I'm just gonna check mate you bro.

[04:45:06] Oh fuck.

[04:45:08] How many squares can you move?

[04:45:11] Like I think just here?

[04:45:13] Is that your only square you can move to?

[04:45:16] Dude I'm not giving you insider information.

[04:45:19] Okay, so then I do this.

[04:45:26] Oh my god, and then you have to take with the rook, and then I take your rook with my queen,

[04:45:32] and then your only move left is to move your queen in front of my queen, and then I just take it and it's checked me.

[04:45:38] Why do this?

[04:45:41] Oh yeah, that's a good move too. That move is good.

[04:45:44] Oh, dude, I told you. See? Oh, wait, what the fuck do I do now?

[04:45:49] Uh, well, now you- this is the point where you just sort of bend over and take it up your ass.

[04:45:54] Everyone, be honest.

[04:45:55] No, the thing is I don't have to, because you fucked up, because your knight is unable to be used.

[04:46:06] Like, James, I'm not even kidding. I think I'm genuinely winning this game.

[04:46:14] I think you are winning actually.

[04:46:21] Wait, what if I just do this?

[04:46:26] I think you're winning, but I actually don't know.

[04:46:31] Nah, there's no way you're winning.

[04:46:33] Not in this position.

[04:46:35] Wait.

[04:46:37] There's no fucking way you're winning.

[04:46:39] See, now you have to move your queen.

[04:46:41] where can you actually move her though where she doesn't die I can't even name

[04:46:47] a single square where she doesn't die oh this one she doesn't die in this square

[04:46:51] aggressive dude I'm playing aggressive now now you're fucked

[04:46:55] Uh, Gontas?

[04:46:57] Yeah?

[04:46:58] Gontas?

[04:46:59] What?

[04:47:01] Gontas?

[04:47:02] What? What? What?

[04:47:15] Wait, hold up.

[04:47:18] Wait, dude, what the fuck is going on?

[04:47:20] Oh my god, yeah, and then you move your king up and then your book is finally exposed and unprotected

[04:47:31] Yeah, you have to move your king here

[04:47:35] Dude, no wait

[04:47:37] No, don't eat it. Don't eat it. Don't eat it. But if I take your book

[04:47:44] Wait, this is check again

[04:47:46] And then you can't fuck get through your king now. I get your rope

[04:47:54] See, I move I just chat sort of squeezing you here

[04:47:57] You'd be fucked

[04:48:00] Okay, wait, no, dude. It's wait. Do you got my brock now? I

[04:48:04] Think bro. I think

[04:48:07] If I get your rope you get my rope

[04:48:10] Could I just like a ladder make you or something?

[04:48:16] I don't know what to do in this scenario to be honest.

[04:48:20] Oh fuck.

[04:48:21] Your king is like brutally mobbing.

[04:48:23] Dude, the thing is like this is how kings should be, on the fucking frontline.

[04:48:29] Oh, that was a horrible mistake by you.

[04:48:32] Wait, what the fuck else was I supposed to do?

[04:48:35] I actually don't know, I think you're just getting mobs right now.

[04:48:40] Dude, but like you can't even take advantage of it though, it's fine.

[04:48:44] Well, no, because now your king's walking into a pond.

[04:48:49] Wait.

[04:48:50] No, your king can only go into the pond.

[04:48:52] You have one move, I think.

[04:48:56] Your king can only go there.

[04:48:58] Wait, and then this is checkmate.

[04:49:00] Yo, Gigi.

[04:49:01] What?

[04:49:02] Wait, wait!

[04:49:06] What's your other move?

[04:49:08] That?

[04:49:09] No, I'm not kidding, you're getting checkmated in two rounds.

[04:49:22] No, no, no, there's no way.

[04:49:24] I swear to God.

[04:49:27] Okay, this opens this file back up.

[04:49:33] Oh, am I like missing something?

[04:49:38] I can't checkmate this guy.

[04:49:41] Wait.

[04:49:42] What am I missing?

[04:49:46] I can't checkmate him.

[04:49:53] Wow.

[04:49:55] Wait.

[04:49:59] Bro, I can't checkmate you.

[04:50:01] I don't know.

[04:50:02] Ssh.

[04:50:04] Holy fuck.

[04:50:07] Hold on.

[04:50:08] Chad, am I a piece of shit, bro?

[04:50:14] Like, I'm losing this, bro.

[04:50:17] Wait, wait, one.

[04:50:20] All right!

[04:50:34] I think I'm, I think I'm lost, guys.

[04:50:36] I don't, I don't know what I did wrong, to be honest.

[04:50:38] I guess I should have just lowered my ego and took his Bishop three minutes ago because

[04:50:44] that Bishop is still sitting there.

[04:50:46] Yeah, I don't know what to do.

[04:50:48] I think this game is lost.

[04:50:51] This could be a fun play.

[04:50:53] Dude, I'm going to be honest, I don't know what to do right now.

[04:50:57] Well, let's think.

[04:50:58] If you do that, your brook dies, if you do that, I can go here, and go, oh no, I fucking grieft, I fucking grieft!

[04:51:17] Okay, that's fine. Don't care about that.

[04:51:28] Now your rook's like, fucked, oh my god.

[04:51:38] Okay.

[04:51:39] This is too much stuff for me to think about though, I'm gonna be honest.

[04:51:48] Do we fight it out till the end or do we call it a draw?

[04:51:52] No, no, no, let's play.

[04:51:54] Let's play.

[04:51:55] This is a great game.

[04:51:56] Great game.

[04:51:57] I'm trying to get a spot where my my king is most protected and I think it's here

[04:52:03] Well, no because if I go here, he goes here and then I'm checkmate it

[04:52:11] Yeah, because there's nowhere left to run

[04:52:14] But if I go here

[04:52:18] Well, I feel like I'm just checking it in no matter what I do. What if I go here and then

[04:52:23] and his next move would be like here,

[04:52:27] then I'm checking it again.

[04:52:30] What if I go here?

[04:52:35] This looks good.

[04:52:36] Cause then it goes here.

[04:52:40] Oh, that's protected.

[04:52:41] That's not even a check, that's good.

[04:52:44] Okay, that's protected.

[04:52:45] I hope you know this is literally how, like, war people felt years ago when wars used to

[04:52:56] happen.

[04:52:57] What?

[04:52:58] Okay, okay.

[04:52:59] This is such a good game.

[04:53:02] If he moves his queen down, the pawn just takes.

[04:53:04] It's not protected.

[04:53:06] Okay, he's just kind of spam checking me, this is fine.

[04:53:12] will come collected

[04:53:21] is now if you take with the queen you just lose your queen

[04:53:24] all right we're going to get it

[04:53:26] bro dot as you just bought

[04:53:28] but but but but

[04:53:30] all

[04:53:31] wait no it's fine though it's fine it's fine

[04:53:37] i don't think it's fine bro

[04:53:40] No, trust me, I'm not. Trust.

[04:53:46] Well, how many times do you get to fucking check me now?

[04:53:48] Like, actually, how many times do you get to check me, dude?

[04:53:51] Dude, it's because if I don't check you, then I'm fucking, then you check me.

[04:53:56] Yeah, that's true.

[04:53:58] Well, if you don't keep checking me, I think I have checked me in two moves on the bottom.

[04:54:04] Okay.

[04:54:06] Alright.

[04:54:07] I'm playing with a loaded gun.

[04:54:10] All right, that's a pointless move.

[04:54:14] Bro, we're gonna stalemate if you keep doing this, don't test.

[04:54:19] Okay, but dude, what the fuck else can I do?

[04:54:21] If you keep doing it, we're gonna stalemate.

[04:54:23] I don't know, I'm just saying.

[04:54:27] Because your bishop is diagonal.

[04:54:29] So every time you move your queen there, your bishop can't really go anywhere.

[04:54:31] Okay, so we-

[04:54:32] If I were gonna be a stalemate, I'm not telling you, like, do what you want.

[04:54:39] I'm just saying, if you find different ways to check, it won't be a stalemate.

[04:54:43] But I don't know if you really have another way to check.

[04:54:46] Dude, I don't. If I do anything else, I lose the game.

[04:54:52] Well, actually, no. You can do whatever you want.

[04:54:54] I think I could just win if you do that again.

[04:54:57] Wait, why how?

[04:54:59] Oh, no, not that. Sorry.

[04:55:01] I was just getting a headache. Sorry.

[04:55:04] Bro, I think it's going to be a stalemate now. I can't.

[04:55:08] Hold on.

[04:55:13] Because if you do that, I do that.

[04:55:16] Oh my god, wait, I found the move.

[04:55:20] No, I think it's just a stalemate, brother.

[04:55:24] OK, I could move like.

[04:55:27] No, that's not a stalemate.

[04:55:29] You did something different.

[04:55:30] That's not a stalemate.

[04:55:31] I hope it doesn't stay on me.

[04:55:39] It shouldn't be though because he did a new move, but I think we should be good now.

[04:55:42] We should be good.

[04:55:43] Right, this would be a close game, but this is a really close game.

[04:55:49] No!

[04:55:50] Dude, I misclicked!

[04:55:51] I fucking misclicked!

[04:55:54] So I could take the bishop, or I could just be cool and win in another way.

[04:56:00] check you can't take my rope now wait oh fuck okay and then all right I hope

[04:56:14] this isn't brain dad I don't think this is great guys

[04:56:21] If I do that, he has no other play.

[04:56:30] Because if he takes the rook, my queen takes this queen.

[04:56:34] Ooh, wait a second.

[04:56:39] I think you like, I wanted to do this because I think it's like checkmate, but I don't

[04:56:44] really know if it is.

[04:56:47] I feel like this is checkmate.

[04:56:52] Or no, sorry, this.

[04:56:54] This is checkmate.

[04:56:57] I was gonna do the last move,

[04:56:59] but I'm doubting myself.

[04:57:00] Oh no, not anymore, not anymore.

[04:57:01] I'm tweaking, I'm tweaking, I'm tweaking.

[04:57:03] This is good?

[04:57:05] Wait, what happens if I do this?

[04:57:07] Okay.

[04:57:09] Now, dog test, this should be checkmate.

[04:57:12] We'll see.

[04:57:13] It's not, oh my God.

[04:57:14] Wait, how's that not checkmate though? Oh

[04:57:18] Maybe cuz you have to sack something. Oh, no, I do this. Okay. I'm good

[04:57:27] Okay

[04:57:30] You do that but then

[04:57:33] Is this checkmate

[04:57:36] How is it not checkmate?

[04:57:39] Like what?

[04:57:41] Jigs it's a fucking fight till the end bro

[04:57:44] Is this checkmate?

[04:57:49] Check.

[04:57:52] How are you not getting checked by that?

[04:57:54] Like, oh, why did some final stand?

[04:57:57] Dude, this is how they must have fought in the battle of 300.

[04:58:22] How is none of this checkmate?

[04:58:26] That's a crushing move, that's a fucking crushing move.

[04:58:30] Cause now your queen has to get out of there.

[04:58:42] I guess I just,

[04:58:47] start eating ponds?

[04:58:49] I don't know, I guess I just eat ponds?

[04:58:53] You can't be ate in my queen dude with the pond say what lie bro. What are you doing? I didn't even realize it

[04:59:23] I was up material. What? Dude, that was fucking cinema. Bro, I was up material, though. Oh

[04:59:45] my god. Okay, Gigi thought that was really good.

[04:59:48] GG's dude. I think that was the closest chess game I've ever played in my entire life

[04:59:53] Play again tomorrow or something. I don't know what

[04:59:58] All right, are you ready? Yeah

[05:00:06] We're walking the fucking

[05:00:11] All right

[05:00:14] guys

[05:00:16] For everyone wondering what today's lesson plan is going to be with Jinxie. All right, everyone listen

[05:00:22] What we're gonna do is we're actually gonna hammer in

[05:00:27] full clearing by making him like

[05:00:30] Sit there and practice it and every day he's gonna be on a stopwatch

[05:00:35] Until he gets the perfect full clear and then afterwards. He's getting straight to bronze today

[05:00:41] I'm telling you guys listen. He's playing until he hits fucking bronze. I'm feeling it

[05:00:46] Nothing but wins today

[05:00:55] All right

[05:00:59] Let me get into it

[05:01:01] Oh wait, before we start though, should we make Jinxie Gamble for the newest league

[05:01:16] skin because Loki we could do the gambling

[05:01:27] I

[05:01:34] J

[05:01:39] JC before we start are you ready to gamble in what in what league and league

[05:01:46] Bro, there's gambling in this game. Yes, you can gamble for a

[05:01:51] $150 yeas skin

[05:01:54] What bro? I was like the um

[05:01:56] Um, I was like, kind of like the goat of opening cases towards the end there on CS bro, I'm just saying.

[05:02:03] Okay so wait, are you ready? I want you to click where it shows the thing next to the shop.

[05:02:09] Wait yeah, what do you mean piss thing? I did not pe-

[05:02:15] Oh my god, I pissed myself. Oh my fucking god.

[05:02:19] I got to change pants now Loki that's actually good training for a league player though because

[05:02:38] I think the like one of the biggest hurdles as a league player is when you're sitting

[05:02:43] there and like you need to run to the bathroom while you're loading in the game so then

[05:02:47] you don't have ample time to properly finish up before it starts Jack I didn't

[05:02:54] actually piss myself I'm 24 years old I'm potty trained but you guys know what

[05:02:58] you do the shake method with your penis at the end of pissing everybody knows

[05:03:01] what I'm talking about I ended up doing the shake method when I still have a

[05:03:04] little bit of ammunition in the chamber and that's how I ended up on my pants

[05:03:08] wait do you set up or do you or do you sit when I pee but on that scenario

[05:03:14] right there specifically I was standing while I was being okay gotcha yeah cuz

[05:03:18] we have never tried the toilet paper method no what is that so you know how

[05:03:24] girls when they finish pissing they put toilet paper up their vagina to get rid

[05:03:28] of all the like residue no I actually did not know that okay so what you do is

[05:03:35] essentially the same thing as a guy so when you finish peeing you just grab

[05:03:40] toilet paper and you like wrap it around and you just like let loose for a half

[05:03:44] a second and then you throw up the toilet paper. Define what you mean by let loose

[05:03:49] for a second. Because like okay you know how you sit there and you like let it

[05:03:55] flow but then afterwards you stop a little bit and then like you let it

[05:03:59] flow a bit more but then when you're done peeing it's like there's still a

[05:04:02] little bit left. Yeah there's always like that little ammo in the in the

[05:04:07] container. It was always a good container.

[05:04:09] Exactly. So that's why instead of having that be in your pants, you put it in the toilet paper, bro.

[05:04:14] It's like putting like like a rag on top of like a champagne bottle.

[05:04:19] Oh, that is smart, bro. What the fuck?

[05:04:22] Chad, that actually is smart.

[05:04:24] Dude, I'm telling you because the thing is that I always use a piss on like the toilet seats and I had to be like trained for me to actually do it properly.

[05:04:32] Wait, no Chad, that is smart.

[05:04:34] I'm gonna try that wait that's by the way you said I could open cases in this game or something

[05:04:40] Yeah, so I want you to click the button next to your shop

[05:04:46] Okay, no fucking way no fucking way wait what did you do it?

[05:04:55] Wait, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, how do you spin the wheel for this?

[05:04:59] How do you so no click what it says the sanctum so there this is how riot makes all their money

[05:05:06] Nowadays it's by introducing gacha into the game to scam a bunch of like people and to taking out loans on cow

[05:05:13] She so they can afford a $400 skin

[05:05:16] Bro, there's a $400 skin in League of Legends say one lucky bro

[05:05:20] Well, he did that's how they made more revenue this year because a bunch of players start quitting

[05:05:25] So they said fuck it. Let's milk whoever's left and these are making $500 skins

[05:05:31] Wait, so how do I do this drop rate mythic variant skin bundle bro? This is on master E2. Oh my god

[05:05:39] Yeah, I'm an X10

[05:05:41] So what it is is you summon and each one of the summons cost 400 RP, right?

[05:05:47] And then after if you get it in 40 summons, but you can get it before

[05:05:52] There's like a 1% drop rate for you getting it before.

[05:05:56] So I could do this right now, dead ass!

[05:05:59] You could do it right now and then you could be dropping this $100 fucking ye skin in the

[05:06:05] iron!

[05:06:06] Wait so I bought 10 ancient sparks.

[05:06:08] What is this?

[05:06:09] Okay so now you summon.

[05:06:11] See it?

[05:06:12] See it?

[05:06:13] See it?

[05:06:14] Go go go go.

[05:06:15] 10 ancient sparks?

[05:06:16] What is this?

[05:06:17] Okay so now you summon.

[05:06:18] See it?

[05:06:19] See it?

[05:06:20] See it?

[05:06:21] Okay, yeah, so red says 10 summon x 10 you see it click it

[05:06:36] All right, so you need to add more RP, but I just fucking bought this what the fuck I did I swear to God

[05:06:42] Okay, well then you already opened the tenant you didn't get the skin

[05:06:46] How the fuck do you know?

[05:06:48] Because before it said in 40 summons, now it says 30 and you bought 10 so 40 minus 30 is 10.

[05:06:59] Yeah, but I didn't get to buy shit, what?

[05:07:01] You already bought it.

[05:07:04] Wait, so high screen, high screen.

[05:07:08] No! Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[05:07:10] Yeah, I hit it, I hit it.

[05:07:12] Hi, hi, hi.

[05:07:13] Bro, are you hiding?

[05:07:14] Are you hiding?

[05:07:15] Are you hiding?

[05:07:16] Save the line.

[05:07:17] Yeah, I share them.

[05:07:21] PayPal maybe?

[05:07:25] You're hiding bro, don't fuck with me please.

[05:07:27] No, I'm actually not fucking with you.

[05:07:29] You're good.

[05:07:31] I'm just gonna headscreen share it.

[05:07:33] Okay, that's fine too.

[05:07:35] Okay, okay.

[05:07:37] Alright.

[05:07:38] Bro bro, Dantez.

[05:07:40] The opening was so anticlimactic bro, because

[05:07:43] are you sure I didn't get it? I don't know.

[05:07:46] Well, I don't think you did, or else there might have been like some kind of cool animation.

[05:07:52] Bro, that's so anti-climactic. What?

[05:07:56] Yeah, it's because they know that there are gonna be enough heat players out there that they're just gonna spend like all the money to get it, so then they give you like a 1% drop rate.

[05:08:06] There's a 1% drop rate.

[05:08:09] Oh no, it's actually a 0.5%.

[05:08:11] Bah!

[05:08:13] So why am I even doing this then? What?

[05:08:15] Because if you do it 40 times, you get a guaranteed, so it's a 0.5% drop rate, but at 40 times, it's 100%.

[05:08:26] Yeah, but wouldn't that cost me like thousands of dollars?

[05:08:29] No, dude, it costs you only 150.

[05:08:37] Because you're only paying for 40 summons.

[05:08:41] Bro, the security challenge is pissing me off.

[05:08:45] There's no buses left, right, have I?

[05:08:48] Have there's no buses left?

[05:08:54] Oh my god, let me sign in!

[05:08:58] Jesus Christ, I'm not creating, I'm walking in! Motherfuckers!

[05:09:05] So, Ejinxie, did you hear how League got cancelled a few months back or now?

[05:09:10] League got cancelled? No, what did they do?

[05:09:13] Because the thing is they give you free chests like once a month where you get a shitty skin

[05:09:19] And then at one point they told the entire player base. Hey guys, we're giving away too many skins

[05:09:24] So they removed that and then they added the $500 skins

[05:09:29] So they were giving too much people too much fun and then they removed it all

[05:09:35] Yeah, imagine like a company that's even greedier than Supercell. Oh

[05:09:39] Oh, I don't hey, bro. I don't think that's even possible. I'm not even I don't even think that's possible, bro

[05:09:46] They're top one, dude

[05:09:50] Yo, I can't sign into my PayPal. I'm sorry. Yeah, I can't I can't buy it

[05:09:57] All right, are you ready for the after the coaching table? Yes, bro, bro, I'm locked the fucking

[05:10:03] Okay, so this is what we're gonna do. Okay starting from today. I have a crazy idea

[05:10:09] Okay, what is it so you know how when Usain Bolt does runs he always times his runs

[05:10:17] Yeah, yeah, so what we're gonna do is to see how much you're improving every single day

[05:10:23] You're gonna do one time full clear in practice tool. Oh

[05:10:28] My god

[05:10:31] All right, and then mobile and then over the course of like a week

[05:10:35] We'll be able to see how much better you actually get. Are you ready? Yeah, so to start this yep, so go in the share screen

[05:10:44] So I can see sharing a three two one now

[05:10:48] So wait every day before I play right. I'm gonna do a full clear. We're gonna time it. Yep, exactly

[05:10:53] Yeah, bro lock that shit in dude

[05:10:55] And think of it this way eventually one day you'll get to a point where you finish your clear

[05:11:01] before the scuttle crab even spawns and that's when you're gonna be able to

[05:11:05] mod the fuck out of all these silver freaks. Do you want me to be level one

[05:11:10] while I do this? Yes, yes you have to. So just buy the, buy the smite item so you

[05:11:14] need to go back to base and buy the smite. But I wouldn't buy the smite item

[05:11:19] normally, normally I'll buy this. Yeah, that's what I mean. That's the smite item. Oh, that is the smite item, sorry.

[05:11:24] Yep. Okay, so now you're gonna go to your blue and I want you to sit there.

[05:11:28] I'm not gonna give you any advice on it. Okay. I want you to just clear the way you would normally clear

[05:11:35] But now remember all of your energy is focused on this. So you need to go fucking ballistic, okay?

[05:11:42] Okay

[05:11:43] Bro, I don't know if my energy is that good because I did goon this morning

[05:11:48] Jin see we talked about this bro

[05:11:52] Sorry guys, you're right

[05:11:54] It's okay. Listen, you're gonna train and then tomorrow you're gonna have a full stack. That's what matters

[05:12:03] I'm watching. Also, don't forget to use your smite on the first buff

[05:12:11] Coach, do you think this? I already know

[05:12:14] All right, then show me. It's like don't just say it, show it. Let's see it

[05:12:24] So far it's looking good. You could be kiting a little bit more though.

[05:12:31] Good. Also, you're not using abilities.

[05:12:37] But that's all I'm gonna say. Just keep going.

[05:12:40] Like now, Jinxy, it's you against the world.

[05:12:42] I want you to just sit there and focus all of your energy.

[05:12:46] All of your...all of your...all of your...

[05:12:51] Like your

[05:12:57] Okay, all of your brain power on the wolves right now

[05:13:03] Bro, were you gonna say autism?

[05:13:05] No, dude, it's cuz I was trying to think of a word cuz I said all of your energy

[05:13:10] But then I needed a word that run into it energy. So that was like fucking brain power

[05:13:18] All right, this is good though

[05:13:21] Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, when you kill the little ones, right, before you kill the big one, it's

[05:13:32] bad.

[05:13:33] Okay, so you have an analogy?

[05:13:36] Yeah, it would be like imagine you're out in the wild and you want to hunt a tiger

[05:13:43] for meat because you're starving.

[05:13:45] So what you do is, right now what you're doing is that you're killing the baby tigers

[05:13:50] Before you're killing the mom tiger like how fucked up is that?

[05:13:57] Exactly so just because it's the same thing bro. It's like right now. You're not in League of Legends, bro

[05:14:03] You're in a fucking war so you got a treat it like that. You know what I mean? Yes also. Hey fountain

[05:14:11] Before I play a game. I want to see you play a game

[05:14:14] The last okay, that's all you play a game. You guys got fucking world

[05:14:18] Wait, wait.

[05:14:22] 322!

[05:14:24] Alright, we're marking it.

[05:14:26] That's it.

[05:14:27] You're done.

[05:14:28] 322.

[05:14:29] Alright, hey coach, coach, coach!

[05:14:31] Can I see you play, coach?

[05:14:34] Do you want to see me play Hecarim or Master Yi?

[05:14:36] I want to see you at your best.

[05:14:38] So Hecarim, Hecarim, Hecarim.

[05:14:40] At my best?

[05:14:41] Okay I'll see you.

[05:14:42] Okay, and then we'll...

[05:14:44] Listen Jinxie, I'm just saying though.

[05:14:47] You know how sometimes when you're setting that right, you have to do like rituals before

[05:14:52] you watch stuff?

[05:14:53] Yeah, yeah.

[05:14:54] What do you want me to do?

[05:14:55] Any ritual you want me to do?

[05:14:56] I just need you to close your eyes right now, okay?

[05:14:59] Close your eyes.

[05:15:00] Okay, wait, wait, hold up.

[05:15:01] I ordered chipotle.

[05:15:02] I just want to make sure it's nearby.

[05:15:07] I'm skinny, but I need to eat this.

[05:15:10] Okay, okay.

[05:15:11] Dante, my eyes are closed right now.

[05:15:14] Okay.

[05:15:15] I want you to imagine yourself transported to the year 1847.

[05:15:23] It's the peak of the Roman Empire.

[05:15:26] You're walking into the Gladiator Arena.

[05:15:29] You look around, everyone's cheering, jing-si, jing-si, jing-si.

[05:15:36] You had to watch your entire family get slaughtered by people that then enslaved you and they

[05:15:42] put you in a gladiator ring and over the course of years you were able to somehow get to a point

[05:15:49] where now all these people adore you because you've taken out all the competition. Jinxie,

[05:15:56] jinxie, jinxie. And then as you walk into the gladiator arena and as you look around at the

[05:16:04] cages you see all the lions and elephants and hippos and other people who you're going to be

[05:16:12] like fighting like the warriors dude the prisoners you have the fucking the

[05:16:17] thieves you have the people that were like all just taken from all over the

[05:16:22] planet and put into this arena to fight you and only you jinxie jinxie and then

[05:16:30] as you grab the fucking sword from the middle of the gladiator pit you take

[05:16:37] the sword and the gates open. Yes? Yes! Yes! Yes! That's how you need to feel every time

[05:16:46] you go into a fucking game! Yes bro, Dante has, I have played the every day on-stream

[05:16:53] and off-stream for six days in a row. Why are you two made signing the dodge? Find out

[05:16:59] Let's see. If this ADC is Kusiyo, we won't be winning. It is. Dodge Pussy.

[05:17:10] Wait, what does he mean ADC Kusiyo? I don't understand the lore here.

[05:17:14] So, when you play in Hylo, everyone knows everyone, right?

[05:17:18] So, the problem is that if you have a guy that underperforms in one game,

[05:17:22] then the next game the guy who you underperformed with is willing to just lose the game

[05:17:26] because he doesn't like him anymore.

[05:17:28] So, is Cusio a person or a player? It's a person, right?

[05:17:31] Yeah, it's a person.

[05:17:33] Okay, and this guy is basically saying that he got sold by Cusio last game?

[05:17:39] Yep, exactly.

[05:17:40] Wait, don't test! I don't have game sound!

[05:17:43] Uhhhhhhh... One second.

[05:17:46] What do you mean you don't have game sound?

[05:17:48] I can only hear your keyboards clickering. I can't hear, um, the game. I like to hear the music and stuff.

[05:17:54] Oh, yeah, that's because I never play with sounds on.

[05:17:58] Oh, so you're like sick in the head.

[05:18:01] Yeah, because the thing is that if I play with sound on, then it distracts me from my music. Does that make sense?

[05:18:07] Yeah, it makes sense. But if I play with sound, you don't like to hear that shishin shishin.

[05:18:13] I mean, in one game, I'll turn it on for you, okay?

[05:18:16] Okay, yeah, I want to have sound, bro. That'll be fun.

[05:18:18] Okay.

[05:18:19] Wait, so you're on Master Yi. What happened to Hecarim, bro?

[05:18:22] It got banned and then my support also locked in Darius and then my mid laner is also threatening to int because he doesn't like my ADC

[05:18:29] So this is a standard game in Hilo

[05:18:34] Well, I love watching your games bro, so okay, let me get this straight

[05:18:38] You have a player threatening to in your character got banned. So you're either getting sniped or just probably sniped

[05:18:45] and

[05:18:46] Your support player with who and my so my support players name is leg of my Tim

[05:18:52] And he locked in a champion that's meant for top lane and in my 30,000 games of League of Legends

[05:18:58] I've never actually seen this champion be locked in support ever

[05:19:03] So what would you say the odds are of you guys wedding this?

[05:19:07] Um

[05:19:08] But what are the odds of the enemy jungler getting struck by lightning?

[05:19:11] You know, it's like whatever those fucking odds are really it's that bad wait

[05:19:16] Don't make the game louder or no. Yeah, I couldn't how's that?

[05:19:20] That's amazing, bro. Thank you. All right. So bro walk me through this bro. You're in master key

[05:19:25] So like I don't dance I want to hear everything that goes through your head

[05:19:32] Okay, so first you auto then you cue the reason why you auto and then you cue is because you're curious and auto attack

[05:19:38] cancel. So it means that you can maximize damage by autoing first, which is using your

[05:19:44] basic attack. So now we're dodging-

[05:19:46] So now we're dodging then cue it.

[05:19:47] Exactly, yes.

[05:19:48] Okay, I got you, Doug.

[05:19:50] So now what we're doing is we're upgrading our E, and then on our first auto attack

[05:19:54] we press E while we're mid auto attack. The reason why you press it in the middle

[05:19:58] of your auto attack is because whether you sit at the beginning of the animation

[05:20:01] or the end, the damage still applies. So if you use it at the end of it,

[05:20:07] And then you get a tiny bit more duration from it.

[05:20:10] Holy shit, I didn't know it was that deep just farming.

[05:20:13] God.

[05:20:14] Yeah.

[05:20:15] So now what we're doing is as we're walking to the other big raptor, we're going to

[05:20:19] E in the middle of an auto attack animation again, drag the big one out, and then as we

[05:20:25] auto, we're using our Q.

[05:20:27] So we're always using our abilities off cooldown, right?

[05:20:30] Okay.

[05:20:31] I got you.

[05:20:32] Yeah.

[05:20:33] That makes perfect sense, bro, actually.

[05:20:35] now we're going to drone. Okay, so now we're looking better looking, but okay,

[05:20:39] leveling up our queue. And then here we're starting off with the queue.

[05:20:43] The reason why I didn't do the auto cancel here, right?

[05:20:46] Well, auto then queue is because I was really far away from it.

[05:20:49] So you only do the auto queue if you're close. If you're far,

[05:20:52] you need a gap close with Q.

[05:20:55] I explain it to me like I'm five. I don't get that.

[05:20:58] So your queue teleports you to them. So if you can do more damage,

[05:21:03] right? Because you're already on top of them, then you don't need to teleport them instantly.

[05:21:09] But if you're far away and you teleport onto them, it does more damage, you see?

[05:21:13] So only Q when they're far, Dontes?

[05:21:16] Uh, well, kind of, yeah. But it's only that you start off with Q when they're far.

[05:21:22] So Dontes, whenever I'm fighting a person, should I tap on them, then Q them?

[05:21:26] Uh, well you can just like press Q on top of them and you don't have to even

[05:21:30] top on them. Like it'll just follow anyways. So now what we're doing is we're walking over

[05:21:35] here and we're farming the crab. Because remember, better jungler wins and if you're the better

[05:21:40] jungler you get the crabs. So now I'm droning mid and I see that there's an opportunity

[05:21:44] over here. So we're going to look for this fight. So what I'm going to do is I'm going

[05:21:48] to walk up to him first. Because he didn't use his flash we just go for the kill. And

[05:21:53] now we're going to take our Silas' weight because this guy's really bad and he would

[05:21:57] died without me so I'm just gonna take all of his font here oh okay yep also

[05:22:04] because fuck your teammates right they're all exactly and you see Jin see I'm

[05:22:08] doing it this at even the highest level yeah fucking take all that shit there

[05:22:13] you go bro don't ask way to contribute to that first kill if you didn't go you

[05:22:17] wouldn't have killed me what ran away exactly and jinx let me ask you a

[05:22:20] question why the fuck did I get that first kill what do you mean why did

[05:22:25] you why did I like because I don't that's why it's important bro because it

[05:22:33] makes the difference because imagine I didn't drone and now this guy would be

[05:22:37] dead and this guy would be alive with a kill how fucked up would not be if what

[05:22:42] I extremely fucked up row you have to go wait don't test is this a masters or

[05:22:47] grandmasters grandmasters right yeah I know this is masters so why are you a

[05:22:51] a piece of shit. So because if you're not challenger in a month, I'm going to punch

[05:22:59] you in the face and you agree to that. You said you would fly to.

[05:23:01] Yes. Yes. Okay. Wait. Do you want me to give you the real reason why I'm a piece of shit

[05:23:05] today? Why are you not in at least grandmaster job that's because I lost four games today

[05:23:11] playing massy randomly so I could do a better job being a coach for you. Yeah.

[05:23:17] Okay, I understand right I understand I so that means you should feel bad. Oh

[05:23:25] Bro really good manipulation tactics

[05:23:27] I

[05:23:28] Can tell you to play master yee buddy. I told you to get I told you to get challenger or you're getting sucked

[05:23:36] Dude every time you say that sounds like I'm gonna get sucked like that sounds like a fucking game saying sucked

[05:23:42] Sucked! Sucked! Not sucked! Sucked!

[05:23:46] No, it really sounds like you're saying sucked, like I swear to God on my life.

[05:23:50] Okay, yo bro, I'm not gonna blow you, bro. I'm not gonna fucking blow you, buddy.

[05:23:55] Well, not yet, I'm not challenging.

[05:23:58] Okay, I'm not gonna blow you regardless.

[05:24:00] Okay, okay, okay. On.

[05:24:03] Fuck this guy in the ass, fuck this guy in the ass.

[05:24:06] You better kill this guy, dog-

[05:24:07] You're so-

[05:24:09] You're so fucking good.

[05:24:10] YES! That's my coach!

[05:24:12] Kill more! Kill more!

[05:24:15] Oh my god.

[05:24:16] Yes.

[05:24:17] That's my coach.

[05:24:18] That's my coach.

[05:24:19] He's still alive.

[05:24:20] THAT'S MY-

[05:24:23] Oh my god.

[05:24:24] THAT'S A FUCKING CHAMPION BABY!

[05:24:28] You should type in all chat.

[05:24:29] I'm not even kidding.

[05:24:30] Okay!

[05:24:35] How are you typed so fast?

[05:24:37] Dude, I'm telling you, that's why Jynxy-

[05:24:39] We got a guy called Jynxy. We got a guy called Typracer.

[05:24:43] Bro, how? Oh my god.

[05:24:46] Wait, you're in Typracer? Do you play that?

[05:24:49] Well, no, I'm just saying that you can do Typracer to learn how to type better.

[05:24:54] Oh my god, you're actually so good. Wow, that is jungler death.

[05:24:58] You just singlehandedly wonderteamed the game right there.

[05:25:01] Bro, not yet. Not yet. Because Jynxy, don't forget.

[05:25:04] Yeah, yeah, sorry for the didn't. Sorry for the didn't.

[05:25:06] Yeah, wait, give me a second. Hold on.

[05:25:08] When you get one kill it's easier to get the second and then when you get the second it's easier to get the third.

[05:25:13] Kind of yes, because the thing is that kills give you gold right?

[05:25:18] So the more kills you get the more items you get, the more items you get the stronger you are.

[05:25:23] The stronger you are what happens.

[05:25:25] The bigger your penis is.

[05:25:27] Exactly and what do you do with the big penis?

[05:25:30] You just give better back shots.

[05:25:32] Exactly! So right now I'm telling you, dude, it's fucking Niagara Falls on this brand's fucking back right now. Do you understand?

[05:25:39] Yes. Bro, you're actually really good, bro. I'm not even kidding. Like, at first, I'm gonna be honest. I thought you were just like, body, bro. But you're actually really good at the game, dude. You're actually incredible. Seriously.

[05:25:52] Thank you. Well listen dude that's what I'm telling you like this is what I'm

[05:25:57] saying like Jinxie right now I'm the best player in Master Tier and you're

[05:26:01] the best player in Iron Tier so it's like we're leveling up together bro. Bro

[05:26:05] dude this is bro Dantez you took the words out of my mouth bro bro Teroche

[05:26:11] I'm the best iron and you're the best master you're gonna challenge her

[05:26:15] by the end of the season and I'm gonna be fucking dying it.

[05:26:19] Dude don't shoot so low bro. You might even be fucking masters for all we know

[05:26:25] How long is a season of league like two months one month three months?

[05:26:29] No, so the season is gonna be prior for another like six months

[05:26:35] Excuse me. Yep

[05:26:38] Why the fuck would the season be six months long?

[05:26:42] Because the thing is that every year is like a season and the only thing that changes is that like at three points throughout

[05:26:48] this season they just give you rewards so you keep playing so nothing has to change

[05:26:53] this actual season start to finish like ten months a season of League of Legends

[05:27:04] He's 10 months long.

[05:27:07] It's probably closer to 11, honestly.

[05:27:11] All right, you're actually muskastic, you're actually muskastic.

[05:27:21] Bro, you're scaling too, this is over, you're gonna get like, jinxed.

[05:27:24] So, jinxed, let me show you something, okay, are you ready?

[05:27:26] You're still nearly winning, I mean, god damn.

[05:27:30] So look at this, look at this, like, so here, for example.

[05:27:33] Oh my god

[05:27:37] Okay, I've cancer but like what I wanted to show you was that

[05:27:41] Wait, what you have?

[05:27:43] You have cancer about this?

[05:27:45] Yeah, so in league this is a tip. Okay, whenever you make a bad play you have cancer when your team makes a bad play

[05:27:52] They have cancer and when the enemy team makes a bad play they have cancer

[05:27:58] Okay, so why was your play bad you didn't see that guy in the bush

[05:28:01] Well, it's just I didn't see him at all to begin with, but I also could have used my smite to finish off the braum

[05:28:07] Like he was really close to being finished off and I only needed a little bit more and then I could have actually like busted

[05:28:13] But because I didn't it was fucked

[05:28:15] So you're basically saying your dog shit and don't deserve challenger right now without your flag

[05:28:20] And you should like stop being a piece of shit and play the game better because exactly yes

[05:28:25] Yes, because listen Jinxie right now Legma Tim is playing a 0-5 on Darius support, right?

[05:28:31] But okay, what like this guy's in masters. Why is he briefing though? I don't understand just play it's okay

[05:28:39] Let me explain something to you in league of legends. There are different kinds of master players

[05:28:44] Okay, you have the players that want improvement hit challenger

[05:28:47] You have the players that stream and then you have the players that've been depressed for last eight years of their lives

[05:28:52] And all they do all day is rage queue league

[05:28:54] They're mad that everything around them feels like it's getting too far ahead of them

[05:28:57] So they just take their eye ground by trolling your games and making you feel like shit

[05:29:01] Does that make sense?

[05:29:02] But how does he masters if he's griefing though?

[05:29:05] I don't understand because he's griefing the game.

[05:29:07] Because he selectively griefs.

[05:29:08] So it's like today he's deciding to grief, tomorrow he's not.

[05:29:12] It's like you, it's like imagine there's a, you're dating a girl

[05:29:15] and one day she wakes up, she makes you donuts, and then the next she fucking like

[05:29:18] cheats on you and busts your balls, you know, it's like...

[05:29:21] Yeah, I was gonna say slices you're putting us off of the chainsaw or something.

[05:29:24] So, like, I don't understand though, what is that?

[05:29:27] Kill him, don't test. Fucking kill him.

[05:29:31] You're actually crazy. Oh my god, you should probably type in all chat again. No, I will soon

[05:29:37] I will soon that's because I think there might be some more action

[05:29:40] So you only ever type in all chat when you know, there's no action. Okay, see that's my problem. I'm very typey when I get kills

[05:29:46] This is an elbow thing to what people yeah, my god watch

[05:29:50] Bitch, oh my god. No, oh I have cancer

[05:29:55] wait

[05:29:56] Wow

[05:29:58] So wait, are you trash or what's happening right now?

[05:30:00] So this is the point in the game where there that was my bad right because I shouldn't flash in so what I'm gonna do

[05:30:06] Is I'm gonna blame my teammate so he thinks it's his fault so watch I'm gonna do that

[05:30:11] So, okay, I see even though you knew it was your fault you still blame your teammate anyways

[05:30:28] Exactly. Okay. That is awesome. All right. This game is great. Okay. That's what everybody does

[05:30:34] Really? Yeah, I'm not saying kidding. You have taught me a lot of shit about this game

[05:30:39] Yep, so now what we're gonna do now we're going to that said never admit fault rule one of

[05:30:46] nice, okay

[05:30:47] Yep, so you see how the Darius just type gin tried his best to next time. We got this

[05:30:53] Gin chatted its best house gin doing is you're doing good about so Jen is doing well

[05:30:57] But he's the one that was showing from champs like so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna do the shotgun method

[05:31:01] Are you ready?

[05:31:02] Yeah, oh, oh, yeah, you're just gonna like I remember the shotgun method

[05:31:06] Yep, so watch this insults until one step

[05:31:09] Yep, so we're gonna set up with this. Okay, and now we're gonna see what his response is

[05:31:15] So do you notice how I'm not saying that he's like oh, oh, okay

[05:31:20] So what do you do in this scenario when he admits he hates his life?

[05:31:23] I'm gonna be honest. I've never been here before. I guess we just leave it alone

[05:31:30] It's like finding like a bomb on the sidewalk like you know

[05:31:33] Maybe it's better to just leave it alone, you know what I mean?

[05:31:37] Yeah, I actually feel bad now because I thought he was going to say something like,

[05:31:41] oh, Dante, as you have a small penis and your hairline is receding and you only have one trick to attack them for 15 years

[05:31:46] and you suck at the fucking game, but actually he only just said he hates his life,

[05:31:50] so I think we just let this one say.

[05:31:52] Yeah, like now we're just going to have to let it slide because the thing about league players

[05:31:56] is you never know what they're like, so maybe this guy lives in Canada

[05:31:59] in Canada and if I flim him too much he's gonna show up to like my uh my fucking

[05:32:04] like gym or something and shoot me in the head you know so we just seem to like

[05:32:07] let it chill have you ever had a IRL streamslite encounter with like one of

[05:32:11] your teammates who hates you cleanly? uh not really to be honest that's why I

[05:32:17] don't even think they're real oh like you think the people that play this

[05:32:20] game aren't rea-

[05:32:23] I'm getting fucking eating out like a Christmas hammer on a fucking family named Johnson's

[05:32:41] fucking dinner table.

[05:32:42] You know what I mean?

[05:32:43] Yes, bro.

[05:32:44] Bro, but you're actually five and three, though.

[05:32:45] You did get a good triple.

[05:32:47] Yeah.

[05:32:48] Let's see, like, Jinxie.

[05:32:49] Do you want to know why this game was my fault so far?

[05:32:52] And this is like me being serious.

[05:32:53] Yeah, why was this game your fault?

[05:32:55] Action.

[05:32:55] So it's because I've been fighting too much.

[05:32:58] When you play a game of League of Specialists of Jungler,

[05:33:01] normally whenever I climb is when I have less than four

[05:33:06] deaths, right?

[05:33:08] So if I have a game at 14 minutes in,

[05:33:11] I already have three deaths.

[05:33:13] That means I'm playing bad.

[05:33:15] Does it mean you're being over the aggressive,

[05:33:17] do you think?

[05:33:18] Yeah, so it means I'm trying to do too much.

[05:33:20] because in league sometimes less is more.

[05:33:26] Okay, I see, I see.

[05:33:27] Like, okay, let's think about child labor, right?

[05:33:31] Imagine you're sitting there

[05:33:33] and you decide to order 50 shirts, right?

[05:33:36] From a factory where they have like child workers, okay?

[05:33:40] Versus 300.

[05:33:42] Which one do you think would be more ethical?

[05:33:45] Ordering 50 shirts or 300?

[05:33:47] Well, probably ordering zero shirts

[05:33:49] it's child labor right that's really bad well not really because don't forget

[05:33:54] jing see they need a job right so at the end of the day you're an asshole yo what

[05:34:00] the hell what you say listen the only reason these kids are so addicted to

[05:34:09] fortnight nowadays is just stay on in the fucking coal mines you know what I

[05:34:13] mean okay okay so wait but that's it continue with your analogies though okay

[05:34:18] let's say you were to order 50 shirts yep so continue I'm gonna be honest I don't

[05:34:25] know I was going with it okay you're getting ganked I think you're dead

[05:34:29] I think yep probably

[05:34:36] so now Jinzy are you ready for me to put you on some forbidden game yes yes yes

[05:34:43] okay so when you're losing a game of League what you can actually do is it

[05:34:47] It feels kind of shitty to lose because it's like, oh damn, 30 minutes of my time gets

[05:34:51] wasted, right?

[05:34:52] Yeah, of course.

[05:34:53] Always.

[05:34:54] You never want to waste 30 minutes.

[05:34:55] So what you're actually going to do is when you're losing, you're going to report everybody

[05:34:59] on your team because there's a chance that maybe at least one of them gets banned.

[05:35:04] And if one of them gets banned, then even though you lost, it doesn't even matter

[05:35:08] because it was a win.

[05:35:10] Does that make sense?

[05:35:11] Yes.

[05:35:12] what if you're losing always blame or always blame your teammates never admit

[05:35:16] fault and always report your teammates no matter what exactly even the ones that

[05:35:21] are playing well because even though this vain is trying their best at the end of

[05:35:26] the day they're still a part of the losing game so they need to be a part

[05:35:30] of the report got it so report anyone whether they do good or bad just

[05:35:35] report them because there's a chance they get banned and why is that good

[05:35:39] again if they're banned.

[05:35:41] Because then at least there's one person on this planet having a more fucked up day than

[05:35:45] you.

[05:35:46] Okay, got it.

[05:35:47] That's what League is kind of all about.

[05:35:48] Alright, awesome.

[05:35:50] Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to get the Rift Herald, okay?

[05:35:54] And then after the Rift Herald, this is where yesterday you started feeling a bit lost,

[05:35:58] right?

[05:35:59] Where it was a mid game.

[05:36:00] And the reason why you're feeling lost was because you didn't know where to go.

[05:36:03] So what we're going to do is we're going to like hover our team like this and

[05:36:06] we're going to just drone and see what's going on, right?

[05:36:10] Yeah, this is the part where the game where it gets tricky for me because I

[05:36:13] don't really know what to do.

[05:36:14] I know it's close to team fight, but I kind of start with team fighting.

[05:36:17] So that's what we're going to do.

[05:36:19] So what we're going to do is right now we're going to say, okay, fuck it.

[05:36:22] No fight is breaking out.

[05:36:23] We're going to farm.

[05:36:24] And then what we're going to do is we're going to ping the dragon.

[05:36:27] So the next timer that we're going to play on is in one minute for the

[05:36:31] objective.

[05:36:31] So you always want to play around the timers for over here.

[05:36:35] So this and this, because that's where the entire mid game to late game is decided, okay?

[05:36:40] On the dragons. Okay, but Dantez, don't you think the other team's also gonna go for the dragons too?

[05:36:45] So it's gonna be like an all-out team fight?

[05:36:46] Yeah, exactly. So that's when mechanics come in.

[05:36:49] So it's about who's the better warrior, right?

[05:36:52] Because at the end of the day, there's gonna be a war.

[05:36:54] But the last team standing on the battlefield is the one that's stronger, right?

[05:36:59] Yes, one out of a set.

[05:37:01] So, exactly.

[05:37:02] You're probably, I feel like you're gonna get a triple kill here in this team fight.

[05:37:04] What do you think I think I'm gonna get instantly killed and then ligma Tim's gonna make me fucking pissed off. Oh

[05:37:11] Okay, and don't add. Here's my other question, bro

[05:37:14] Yeah, at the current state of this game if they get the dragon

[05:37:17] Do you guys 100% lose or is the game already over no matter what and you just going through the motion

[05:37:22] No, so right now the game is up in the air because even though this guy's disabled the other people aren't so

[05:37:28] Okay, okay.

[05:37:30] Wait, wait, wait, what happened?

[05:37:32] Continue? I'm sorry.

[05:37:34] Okay, yeah, so I was gonna say that even though this guy's disabled, the other three aren't.

[05:37:39] So there's a chance that we could still win because four is greater than one.

[05:37:44] Okay, okay.

[05:37:46] Okay, I see, I see. Do they have anyone on their team grieving?

[05:37:49] Not really, no, no one's grieving on their team.

[05:37:51] Nope, so a lot of the times playing League of Legends is like playing hot potato with the one mentally unstable piece of shit

[05:37:57] piece of shit that's gonna so lose you the game. And unfortunately for us, we're the

[05:38:01] ones that wanted with the potato. Okay, okay. Bro, dude, you know what's funny is, I used

[05:38:12] to always watch my brother play this game, like for 10 years. And I always wonder why

[05:38:17] my brother like literally hated his life, like was just always angry, always screaming

[05:38:21] at the PC. And I played League for literally like literally five days. Well, this is

[05:38:26] my six day and I completely understand like I 100% understand and Jinx

[05:38:30] I want to imagine the game like for years because of it.

[05:38:33] Yeah, but Jinx, I want to imagine one day you get to one where you play for 12

[05:38:36] hours straight and after 12 hours, you not only make zero progress, but you

[05:38:41] end off even worse than where you started.

[05:38:44] Yeah, like you play for 12 hours and your LP goes down.

[05:38:47] Yeah.

[05:38:47] It's like clocking into work, but your boss just beats the shit out of you

[05:38:51] and steals your savings.

[05:38:52] Somebody in my chat said the best part of League is quitting it.

[05:38:59] There you go.

[05:39:02] The game is not completely lost, right?

[05:39:05] No, it's not. So there's always a chance we win.

[05:39:08] So what we're going to do now is we're going to play for the Raptors, right? The chickens over here.

[05:39:11] And then we're going to see if maybe something breaks out mid.

[05:39:14] So I'm going to do something called hovering, right?

[05:39:16] Which is where I'm just going to sit back.

[05:39:18] I'm going to see if anything happens and I'm going to wait in case it does.

[05:39:21] case it does. But the thing is that we don't want to play off Ligma Tim, do we?

[05:39:25] No, that'd be like suicide mission. Yep, so we're just gonna try to run away now.

[05:39:32] Wow. So now we're just gonna spam dance. Why are you spam dancing? I don't

[05:39:37] understand, is that productive? Yeah, because the enemy team is fanboying and

[05:39:41] stream sniping me. So by spam dancing it shows them that I am not affected

[05:39:45] by their shenanigans. Oh, okay, okay, aura, aura. Okay, so now I get in the

[05:39:50] the Rift Herald in the middle of the fight and then I just use it to knock into the enemy team

[05:39:55] completely mowing them down. Oh my god how many kills was that Dantez? Oh my god.

[05:40:03] Enough though, like Mattim looks like he might actually be a fucking human.

[05:40:09] No he's still one in ten. Oh my god. Yeah he's still a fucking piece of shit.

[05:40:14] Oh my god Dantez you're good bro you're really good.

[05:40:18] Good.

[05:40:19] Thank you.

[05:40:20] Thank you.

[05:40:21] Oh my God.

[05:40:22] How many hours do you have in this game, Don Tess?

[05:40:25] About 30,000.

[05:40:29] So when I was in college, I was given two options, right?

[05:40:33] The first one is I could spend the next five years of my life becoming a veterinarian

[05:40:37] or a doctor and studying medicine and helping the world, and the other one was spending

[05:40:42] the next 10,000 hours calling people pieces of shit and aiding every second of it.

[05:40:47] I decided to go for the only option that made sense to me so instead of you could have been a better variant

[05:40:53] But now you just like hate your life on league and harass people on me

[05:40:57] Yeah, but it's because they deserve it

[05:41:01] Yeah, because it's like though. It's like the Punisher from spider-man, you know, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[05:41:08] Yeah, bro. I feel like this game has sort of reduced your brain into much though

[05:41:13] Wait, give me second Jinxie big shit. It's about to happen

[05:41:17] Wait.

[05:41:18] Oh my god.

[05:41:19] Nice?

[05:41:20] Oh my god.

[05:41:21] Oh my god.

[05:41:22] Go, go.

[05:41:23] Go down with this.

[05:41:24] Oh my god.

[05:41:25] It's fucking Man-A-Ball Gen-C.

[05:41:26] It's fucking Man-A-Ball Gen-C.

[05:41:27] Wait and now you get the, oh my god.

[05:41:28] Bro, you're actually good.

[05:41:29] It only took 30,000 hours, bro.

[05:41:30] Yup.

[05:41:31] Dude, only 30,000 hours for me to be able to win a game.

[05:41:32] Oh my god.

[05:41:33] Man-A-Ball Gen-C.

[05:41:34] Man-A-Ball Gen-C.

[05:41:35] Man-A-Ball Gen-C.

[05:41:36] Man-A-Ball Gen-C.

[05:41:37] Man-A-Ball Gen-C.

[05:41:38] Man-A-Ball Gen-C.

[05:41:39] Man-A-Ball Gen-C.

[05:41:40] It only took 30,000 hours bro.

[05:41:43] Yep dude, only 30,000 hours for me to be able to win a game with Ligma Tim.

[05:41:48] He's 1 in 11, Jesus Christ.

[05:41:51] Wait, so I feel like the most productive thing that he could do right now is either leave the game for mental clarity or literally just farm minions and spawn.

[05:41:59] Not really, so imagine you're in a zombie apocalypse and there's this one guy that's really loud and obnoxious, right?

[05:42:05] right and then one day if you want to escape because the zombie horde is

[05:42:09] overrunning everyone would you rather just kill that guy or would you rather

[05:42:13] just throw him into the middle of the zombies and have them devour him but

[05:42:16] then he's like a distraction so you guys can escape oh definitely throw him

[05:42:21] into the zombie pile yeah exactly so that's why we need Ligma Tim because

[05:42:26] he's just a body that we can use for advantage oh my god okay bro you're

[05:42:32] actually like the most informational coach ever okay got it really good yeah I

[05:42:37] got you are you taking notes by the way there's a quiz okay I have not taken

[05:42:41] any notes let me start now zombie zombie pile and then I'll say ligma

[05:42:48] Tim so I have association remember yep that's good okay I might every time we

[05:42:55] get into a call to always take notes I got you bro you're really good at like

[05:43:01] jumping that hold on I thought your piece of shit to me it wasn't gonna help you

[05:43:07] for a second but he did nice alright there we go you're 12 and 4 yep bro how

[05:43:17] do you move so good like that I don't understand because you remember when I

[05:43:20] told you about the clicks and how important the clicks are yeah but

[05:43:24] what I do is I spam is that bad I'm gonna tap that back so spamming is bad

[05:43:29] if you're using the spam on the same thing so for example when I'll give you an example I mean, okay?

[05:43:35] So here for example, let's say you want to clear the wolves. This is what you do, right?

[05:43:39] And do you see how like you're not actually attacking anything after time?

[05:43:42] Yeah, so how you want to do it is you auto backup auto backup auto backup

[05:43:47] So it's really like you want to think of it like you attack move attack move

[05:43:52] So tap them move tap them move exactly. Yes. Yes

[05:43:59] Sometimes it doesn't go

[05:44:01] Yeah, well it depends on how much time you wait. That's the reason why oh my god. I think my gritos here too hold up

[05:44:09] Oh my god, you want to get that shit, bro? It's screaming your name

[05:44:13] Okay, I come back better have more kids

[05:44:19] All right

[05:44:20] So now we're gonna do is we're only gonna play for the red buff right because right now if we look at our timer

[05:44:25] We're very close to level 16 so means that all we need is a little bit of XP and we get a level 3 ultimate ability

[05:44:31] So that should only mean that we take one camp here

[05:44:36] Which we're gonna do and then now we can walk in

[05:44:40] So a lot of people would make the mistake here that they would farm

[05:44:42] But what we want to do is we want to fight with our team because we don't know how like

[05:44:47] How they're gonna react right so it's like might as well be there in case all the fucking the hell breaks

[05:44:55] you don't have to do unspeakable acts to your teammate before like not actually do that but

[05:45:05] have you ever like fantasized about that well yeah of course but that's normal okay so that's

[05:45:11] like just the norm in league of legends basically but Jin see think of it this way okay for me

[05:45:16] Ligma Tim, right? Is he like John Smith from like Iowa that has like a loving family and

[05:45:25] takes out his dog and you know he's loved by his community? No. He's an inting piece of

[05:45:29] Shadari that's ruining my game. So if he were to die right now, my net experience of life

[05:45:35] would increase drastically. Does that make sense?

[05:45:46] Okay, yeah, yes, yes, coach, okay, so that's the reason why wishing death on people that

[05:45:56] play bad in your ranked games is not only okay, it's normal, and it should be sought after

[05:46:03] because that's a normal human reaction to having somebody ruining your experience.

[05:46:10] Okay.

[05:46:11] And so I have another question.

[05:46:14] He's inting, but what about somebody who's not inting and they're just back?

[05:46:20] Do you still wish to have them on them in GTA?

[05:46:23] Well, are they ruining your experience?

[05:46:25] Yes.

[05:46:26] Well, there's your answer.

[05:46:28] Okay, got it.

[05:46:30] Wow.

[05:46:31] So, have you ever liked one of your teammates before or do you literally just hate all

[05:46:35] of your teammates?

[05:46:36] Give me one second, one second.

[05:46:38] Oh my god, bro you're actually really good holy shit.

[05:46:51] Oh my god.

[05:46:52] Oh dude, that was fucking close.

[05:46:54] I think we win though, nice, so now look at this.

[05:47:00] I think you got a little bit horny there, GGEZ you guys suck.

[05:47:06] That's all you normally say.

[05:47:08] Yep, so now we can also say...

[05:47:13] Fran.

[05:47:28] Wow. Bro, you're actually insane.

[05:47:32] Like, you are legitimately insane.

[05:47:34] Thank you, thank you.

[05:47:36] What?

[05:47:37] So that's like a master, you master class.

[05:47:40] Don't test.

[05:47:41] Because I'm a fat piece of shit,

[05:47:42] would you mind playing one more game

[05:47:44] and then just walking us through your play style again?

[05:47:47] Because you want to eat?

[05:47:50] Okay, I got you.

[05:47:52] Not only that, it really is a good learning experience though.

[05:47:55] Yeah, don't test.

[05:47:57] I have a question.

[05:47:59] I have an answer.

[05:48:00] If I spam tap on somebody,

[05:48:02] Do I end up not doing damage or no?

[05:48:05] Well, OK, so I'll explain it to you.

[05:48:07] Every single champion has something

[05:48:09] called an animation windup.

[05:48:12] So what it means is that for you to actually use

[05:48:15] your basic attack, there's this small amount of time

[05:48:17] that you need to dedicate without doing anything else

[05:48:20] in order for it to go through.

[05:48:22] So imagine a gun.

[05:48:25] Imagine if you pull a trigger,

[05:48:27] and then all the mechanisms inside the gun work,

[05:48:30] and then eventually it fires, right?

[05:48:32] No.

[05:48:33] But imagine if you move your gun

[05:48:35] after pulling the trigger for let's say half a second,

[05:48:39] then the mechanism jams, right?

[05:48:41] Okay, okay, got you.

[05:48:43] So think of your lead character

[05:48:45] that's gonna use basic attacks, kind of like that.

[05:48:48] Well, it's like you're a gun that's firing constantly,

[05:48:51] but if you ever move before the actual bullet goes off,

[05:48:55] then it jams and nothing comes out.

[05:49:00] So that does. Yep. What I do is I have a panic attack every time I get close to somebody and I tap, tap, tap, tap, multiple times right trigger and then I span Q, E and W and just kind of match my keyboard.

[05:49:11] Yep. So what should I do and explain this to me, explain it to me like I'm four.

[05:49:16] So, as crazy as it sounds, because you play Master Yi, that's actually a good thing.

[05:49:23] So you unintentionally discovered one of Yi's mechanics, which is that if you're fighting

[05:49:28] somebody and you instantly press W and then right-click, it resets your auto-attack animation

[05:49:35] so you can attack faster.

[05:49:36] But because you have panic attacks, you do this automatically.

[05:49:40] So it's like you were built for the character.

[05:49:43] Good. I have personally noticed I've had the most individual success on Master Geat so I think I'm going to keep playing him because I think I'm braindead and it's the only character I can play at even remotely low level.

[05:50:00] Yeah, but it's not just that, Jinxie. It's because would you rather play a champion that can go in and kill everyone or a champion that goes in to set up his fucking team?

[05:50:10] I would rather, the reason why I might jungle is for a multitude of reasons.

[05:50:17] When you showed me jungle at first I was a little hesitant because I always said junglers,

[05:50:23] my first actual day on the game, I said if you play jungler you're a pussy because your

[05:50:27] entire playstyle is built off of ganking people and third party people.

[05:50:30] But I quickly came to realize that for me I generate the most happiness when other

[05:50:37] people are miserable on League of Legends.

[05:50:39] I actually like being the pussy that ganks people also the other thing I like picking when I fight and when I don't fight

[05:50:46] If I'm in bot lane mid lane or top lane, I have to fight all the time and I don't like fighting all the time

[05:50:52] I like to pick my fights also on top of that

[05:50:55] I like watching my teammates lead out on the floor and die and then they come into all chat and type to me that

[05:51:01] I'm a dog shit jungler. I love watching my teammates die

[05:51:04] Yo, it's sort of a culmination of everything that's wrong with me is why I like jungler and I don't think I'd ever switch off

[05:51:08] Yep, so I'll give you an analogy right? It's like imagine you're the captain of a

[05:51:13] ship and you get to choose where the ship goes but the fun thing about you

[05:51:18] being the captain is that you get a nice little life raft that if in case

[05:51:23] anything ever goes really bad you can just leave at a moment's notice. So as a

[05:51:28] jungler what's really gonna be fun for you is when you crash into an

[05:51:32] island and everyone around you is screaming just begging to live and you

[05:51:38] just get in your little life raft and you can kind of just zoom up and be listening to your

[05:51:43] Taylor Swift. Yeah, I think jungler is the greatest role of all time. Yep. Oh yeah, this game you're on

[05:51:53] heck room. Okay, so this is prime contest, right? Like this is you, like that test your life's on

[05:52:00] the line. Your life. There's a fully loaded revolver pointed at your head. You have to win

[05:52:05] in this game of League of Legends, or your entire life is dead, you play Hecarim, right?

[05:52:10] Hecarim's your guy?

[05:52:11] Yeah, but I have a question, I have a question.

[05:52:14] And it's important for how much I decide to actually, like, give, how much energy I decide

[05:52:19] to give.

[05:52:20] Did I win or lose my last five games?

[05:52:25] You said you lost four, but then you just won this one?

[05:52:28] No, no, because like what I'm wondering is, you're saying my life's on the line, but

[05:52:32] if I just lost my last five games,

[05:52:34] maybe I'd actually be happier with the revolver

[05:52:37] being pulled inside of my mouth.

[05:52:39] You know what I mean?

[05:52:45] Yeah, bro.

[05:52:45] And Dontes, like I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.

[05:52:48] Yep.

[05:52:49] I've met a lot of people in gaming.

[05:52:51] Like I've met thousands of people in my life.

[05:52:54] And I don't want you to take this lightly

[05:52:56] when I say this, Dontes.

[05:52:58] I personally believe you're the most fucked human

[05:53:01] I've ever met in gaming, and I think it's because of League of Legends.

[05:53:04] I think this game has done irreversible damage to you downtown.

[05:53:07] Wait, do you mean that?

[05:53:10] Yes, it's not really a cop...

[05:53:13] IT'S F**KING GOOOOD!!!

[05:53:16] Yo, this is what I'm talking about, bro.

[05:53:18] I don't know.

[05:53:19] I don't like...

[05:53:20] I don't know.

[05:53:21] I think this game has fucked your head, bro.

[05:53:23] But it's...

[05:53:24] It's funnny!

[05:53:25] Now, Genki, I'm gonna be honest, I can't stop smiling, bro.

[05:53:29] Dude, that's great.

[05:53:33] Dude, that's like, oh my, that's crazy.

[05:53:36] Thank you.

[05:53:37] So what's that, Tess?

[05:53:38] Are we going to see a significant jungler for this game?

[05:53:41] Okay, so do you see this champion over here, Zyra?

[05:53:46] So the fun thing about Zyra is that she can actually spawn minions that clear the

[05:53:50] camps for her, which means that she can, yep.

[05:53:53] So she can actually clear camps 30 seconds faster than me.

[05:53:59] So why doesn't everybody play her then?

[05:54:02] That sounds broken.

[05:54:03] Well they used to.

[05:54:06] Yeah, they used to.

[05:54:08] But uh, yeah.

[05:54:09] Uh, what do you say?

[05:54:12] And then she got nerfed, I think?

[05:54:13] Yeah, she got nerfed for the timing bit, but it doesn't matter because she still does

[05:54:17] the same shit.

[05:54:18] Like I'm not even kidding, she could literally pull up to my crugs, so these monsters

[05:54:21] here.

[05:54:22] While I'm clearing them, literally, that's how broken she is.

[05:54:26] Okay, that's actually really fucking broken.

[05:54:29] one. Yeah, that smells like I can't gonna have. But what I don't understand is, if he

[05:54:36] Okay, what I don't understand is if he's master, how is this positioning so bad? That was such

[05:54:44] a well, it wasn't. So the reason why that pantheon just died is because he just killed

[05:54:49] my mid laner. So I used the fact that my mid laner died to kill him. But now do you

[05:54:55] I don't know what's really fucked up that's gonna happen.

[05:54:57] Yeah, what's up?

[05:54:58] Okay, so because I did that, everything you do in jungle has an opportunity cost.

[05:55:03] So it means that now Zyra's gonna clear her jungle,

[05:55:06] and she's gonna say, oh, this Hecarim didn't clear his.

[05:55:09] So she's gonna invade me and probably kill me here.

[05:55:12] But because I'm emotionally unstable and I don't give a fuck,

[05:55:16] I'm gonna go to it anyways.

[05:55:18] Okay, so you're gonna fight her anyways?

[05:55:22] Yeah, but she's weird as fucking. She only cleared five out of six, so I don't know what the fuck she's doing.

[05:55:28] Okay, gotcha.

[05:55:33] All right, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the red, and then after we're going to look on the top crab.

[05:55:40] Okay, got it. And also, I just want to say, Don Pets, as your student in your pupil, I admire the way that you allowed your own teammate's bloodshed to lead the you getting a kill.

[05:55:51] I had one.

[05:55:52] Yep.

[05:55:53] So, Jamesy, think about it this way.

[05:55:55] Imagine you're in a pool and you're not a great swimmer, right?

[05:55:57] Yep.

[05:55:58] But then you see there's a guy, yeah.

[05:56:00] So imagine there's a guy that's like drowning and he's like right next to you.

[05:56:04] What you're going to do as a league player is you're actually going to step on his

[05:56:07] head so that your head is above the water and you can breathe easily.

[05:56:11] Does that make sense?

[05:56:12] Yes, 100%.

[05:56:13] Brother, yes.

[05:56:14] Like, everything you're saying is just fucking clocking to me, bro.

[05:56:19] I I actually think I have the best jungler coach of all time

[05:56:23] Dude, and I'm telling you imagine when you learn the way that I do right like you're gonna become like a mini me

[05:56:31] Yeah, I know I want to be the most like toxic shit can jungler in the history of I like I want to be a literal piece of shit

[05:56:38] Well, why just stop at our dude?

[05:56:40] Imagine you go through all the ranks being the most toxic pieces shit that also hard carries like you could literally go on a

[05:56:47] generational run because I can only do this in masters plus so you got to carry

[05:56:52] the flame dude yeah I know like I need to carry this shit to fucking gold like I

[05:56:57] would have all my teammates take me wrongs when I want to take me still like any

[05:57:01] it needs to be Jeng see that when people vote into a game and they see Jeng see

[05:57:05] they think to themselves oh fuck but not in a good way you know what I mean like

[05:57:10] I literally want to in like I want to yeah so bad like you're the guy you're

[05:57:15] the guy that walks into the classroom and everyone knows that you don't shower and it's like they

[05:57:20] see that your hair is a little fucked up so they know that today you didn't fucking shower you know

[05:57:24] what I mean yes yes 1 million percent though yep bingo yep bro a lot of people on tiktok have said

[05:57:31] that like you're like the teacher from whiplash like um do you know the movie whiplash do you

[05:57:37] you know that movie? I've heard of it. I'll never actually watch it though. Wait, wait,

[05:57:51] Jinksy wait one second. So look you see how I sat there and I did a comma at the

[05:58:14] end so it's like I take accountability but not really and then I'm

[05:58:18] I'm laughing about it.

[05:58:19] So it's to avoid accountability in every way

[05:58:22] while also pissing everyone else off around you.

[05:58:24] Yes, yes, exactly.

[05:58:26] Now, Dantes, what I want you to do tonight,

[05:58:29] do you have, like, Dantes,

[05:58:31] how much personal time do you have a day

[05:58:34] not counting like sleeping, eating, showering?

[05:58:40] I would say like,

[05:58:42] because normally after a show,

[05:58:42] I'll like watch shows and choke my life for like two hours.

[05:58:45] So, Loki, if you're telling me

[05:58:47] I need a wash like whip wash I can

[05:58:49] Yes, I need a wash like whip wash

[05:58:51] Bro, oh my

[05:59:17] All right, nice. So now we're good. Yep. So keep going.

[05:59:22] I like how every time you say my bad you put it with a question mark

[05:59:29] Okay, bro, you got okay, this is my question you got a wife and you main League of Legends

[05:59:35] How the fuck did that happen?

[05:59:38] I went to therapy for like six months. Oh my god. Nice, bro

[05:59:42] Bro, I feel like if you have 30,000 hours of League of Legends, the odds of you having

[05:59:46] a wife are like 1%.

[05:59:47] Bro, you just have some rins, bro.

[05:59:50] Dude, yeah, but listen, I'll tell you something, okay?

[05:59:54] I'll tell you something.

[05:59:56] It's actually kind of funny, um, because, what was I going to say?

[06:00:02] Fuck, what was I going to say?

[06:00:05] We were just talking about how if you have 30,000 hours committed to League

[06:00:08] of Legends, the odds of you having a wife are like less than 1%.

[06:00:11] Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, it's it's like it's sick, bro. Good shit. That's actually insane. Thank you

[06:00:21] Yeah, no, that's what it's uh

[06:00:23] If you want cuz I used to host like a dating shows back in the day, too

[06:00:27] So if you want maybe one day I could like you know how there's like fucking uh

[06:00:31] How there's like impractical jokers, but they do like live telling people what to do. Yeah

[06:00:36] Maybe one day I could even live-coach your Rizz game.

[06:00:39] Wait, so you actually have good Rizz, don't you?

[06:00:44] Yeah, so, okay, do you want to know what my top three Rizz advices are?

[06:00:48] Yeah, seriously, I'm legitimately admiring your game right now.

[06:00:52] I can't believe you have a wife and you play League of Legends.

[06:00:56] Alright, so to kind of illustrate what my Rizz was, the first time me and my wife

[06:01:03] for actually supposed to go on a date, I ghosted her.

[06:01:06] And the reason why was cause I lost a bunch of league games

[06:01:09] and I felt like shit.

[06:01:10] So I instead decided to post on my Instagram story

[06:01:13] that I was like overdosing on melatonin.

[06:01:17] And then when she responded to it

[06:01:18] and she was like, yo, is everything okay?

[06:01:20] I just like started trauma dumping

[06:01:22] and acting like I was like this forlorn soldier.

[06:01:26] So you need a trauma dump, you need a gas light

[06:01:29] and then you can also optionally decide

[06:01:31] to manipulate too.

[06:01:33] And then the thing is that then once you do all those things,

[06:01:36] you just seem better yourself as a person

[06:01:38] once you get the right catch.

[06:01:40] And then it's GGs, you're in the end zone.

[06:01:42] So you said gaslight, manipulate, trauma dump, and what else?

[06:01:47] And then once you secure the right person,

[06:01:50] then you work on yourself.

[06:01:58] OK, gaslight, manipulate, trauma dump,

[06:02:01] And then once you find the right person, then you work on yourself.

[06:02:04] Got it.

[06:02:05] Okay.

[06:02:05] Yeah.

[06:02:06] Bro.

[06:02:06] Wow.

[06:02:08] Well, there you go.

[06:02:08] Chat, that's how you get married, I guess.

[06:02:10] Wow.

[06:02:11] Holy shit, bro.

[06:02:13] Uh, oh, get out of there, bro.

[06:02:17] Yeah.

[06:02:17] So it's just, you know, congratulations.

[06:02:19] That's awesome, dude.

[06:02:20] Not thank you.

[06:02:21] I appreciate it.

[06:02:23] I, I'd be very impressed, bro.

[06:02:24] And shock.

[06:02:25] I'm not going to lie.

[06:02:27] Yeah.

[06:02:27] No, I mean, listen, if you were told to me from like, uh,

[06:02:29] two years ago too like hey you're gonna be married in a while from now I'm looking

[06:02:33] like you're crazy but that's a clothing about life it's just like things can

[06:02:37] kind of just like happen and then it's like as long as you're willing to be

[06:02:41] like in a certain mental space or put yourself in that space actually accept

[06:02:45] them and you get the biggest blessings that's awesome that's awesome

[06:02:50] emotional emotional inspirational about this see bro you're not completely

[06:02:56] fuck from League of Legends, bro?

[06:02:59] Not completely, not yet.

[06:03:01] Okay.

[06:03:02] Yo, Don says, I was meant to ask you this four days ago and I forgot to ask, what is the worst

[06:03:09] League of Legends experience in your life?

[06:03:12] Is there any that sticks out to you as the biggest losing streak, the worst game you've

[06:03:18] ever had, the best game you've ever had and lost?

[06:03:22] Is there anything that sticks out to you?

[06:03:24] Oh my god, yes.

[06:03:26] wait actually yes there is okay so there was this one time okay the first time

[06:03:32] that I was gonna hit challenger ever and I was three wins away from challenger

[06:03:37] jinxie I woke up that morning yep and I was like fantasizing I was like dude

[06:03:42] I'm gonna hit challenger I'm gonna do it today it's gonna be fucking like

[06:03:45] crazy so what happens is I decided to up and the game dodges right so it means

[06:03:51] that the champs like the ends and in my next champs like a guy that was

[06:03:55] supposed to be on my team, bad and sacrum. So then I lost, right? Then the next game I

[06:04:00] queued up and I lost. Then I queued up again and I lost again. I queued and I lost and

[06:04:06] I queued and I lost and I queued and I lost and I lost and I lost and I lost until I got

[06:04:10] to a point where I woke up one day and I looked at my rank and I saw diamond one.

[06:04:15] And I literally felt like killing myself for about eight months straight.

[06:04:20] So you tilted from Grandmaster to Diamond One.

[06:04:28] That's not even the worst I ever did.

[06:04:30] One time I went from Challenger to Thousand Alpeta to Diamond One in the span of three

[06:04:33] days.

[06:04:36] WHAT?!

[06:04:39] Yeah that was a rough fucking time too.

[06:04:42] Oh my god bro, you've been through it in this game dude.

[06:04:45] Wait, by the way, how's this game going right now?

[06:04:47] It looks like you guys are down to kills.

[06:04:50] Yeah, so this game, I'm gonna be honest, it's fucked up,

[06:04:55] but we can still win.

[06:04:56] But every game of League is always like that.

[06:04:58] Like, you're never gonna have a fun time.

[06:05:02] So, is there anyone inting this game or no?

[06:05:06] No, this game is just that everyone's just like,

[06:05:08] pretty shitty.

[06:05:11] So your team just sucks,

[06:05:12] but nobody's really inting, they're just not good.

[06:05:14] Yeah, exactly.

[06:05:15] Like, the thing is in League,

[06:05:17] you're gonna have one of three experiences.

[06:05:18] Shitty team that could do a lot better either someone's gonna be trolling your game or somebody decide that they were bored

[06:05:25] So they get on the smurf account and they give you the freest one of your life. Oh

[06:05:29] Okay, interesting

[06:05:31] Yep, all sound pretty negative. Yeah

[06:05:35] Yeah, or I mean, I guess there's also option for where you got like a good quality game

[06:05:40] And then whether or not you win or lose dictates your mood for the next eight hours got it

[06:05:45] Okay

[06:05:47] Jesus fucking do you ever have?

[06:05:52] Nice old brah, don't thank you. You ever have fun on League of Legends

[06:06:06] I mean when I coach you I have fun

[06:06:08] Yeah, no, I know but like when you play League of Legends like just for the last couple years like do you ever have fun on me?

[06:06:15] Okay, when we say couple years, how many years are we talking?

[06:06:19] Like, let's just say the last three years of your life on League of Legends, like, have

[06:06:23] you had fun?

[06:06:24] Like, do you, when you get on, do you normally have a good time?

[06:06:27] I mean, I can think of like a handful of times.

[06:06:32] A handful of times over the last three years?

[06:06:36] Yeah, because the promise that three years ago, Riot decided to remove a bunch of items

[06:06:40] that I really liked.

[06:06:42] And then after then it hasn't been the same.

[06:06:44] Oh my god.

[06:06:47] It's like imagine you're the strongest man on the planet and when you wield the sword

[06:06:51] you can fucking like be a one man army against 10,000 opponents.

[06:06:55] But then someday the king decides that he's going to take away the sword and he gives

[06:06:59] you a stick.

[06:07:00] So now you're getting fucked on by the pack mules.

[06:07:03] That's how it feels.

[06:07:04] I see.

[06:07:05] Okay, so you got nerfed by Lee.

[06:07:08] Wait, when was the last time you hit Challenger then?

[06:07:11] two months ago

[06:07:14] Okay, okay, so I thought you were washed you're not washed bro two months ago

[06:07:18] Well, I mean the thing is that I hit challenger every split of every season, but it's just a thing of like

[06:07:26] Do I enjoy it?

[06:07:28] Yeah, do you enjoy it?

[06:07:31] Because are you asking me?

[06:07:33] Yes, I'm trying to see like if it's worth to run the game because it sounds like you hate your life, bro. I

[06:07:39] I mean, only for like 10 hours a day.

[06:07:45] So you enjoy, what's like your favorite part of the day on League of Legends?

[06:07:51] On League of Legends?

[06:07:53] Yeah.

[06:07:54] Being in queue.

[06:07:57] So, not actually playing the game.

[06:08:02] No, but sometimes I get into champ select and people argue so then I just add fuel to the fire.

[06:08:07] fire. Those times are also pretty fun too. Oh yeah, you're really good at harassing

[06:08:11] people in chat. You're good at that. Yeah, because Jynxie, part of the strategy when it

[06:08:16] comes to league is that you can actually practice your Riz by manipulating gaslighting and trauma

[06:08:22] dumping to your teammates. So like, I'll show you how you can do this, right? And

[06:08:26] then one day you can use this in like a relationship sign. So check this out. Get

[06:08:30] All right, so now what we're going to say is...

[06:08:51] So a pro gaslighting and manipulation trick is that you want to use one word things and

[06:08:58] And then just instantly do a punctuation thing, right?

[06:09:02] So let's say someone sits there and asks you like-

[06:09:04] I really love the LOL with the question mark.

[06:09:06] I like that one a lot.

[06:09:07] I also like the mind of the question mark, too.

[06:09:09] I'm writing both of them down.

[06:09:10] So LOL question mark is one of my favorites because the thing is it makes it so that people

[06:09:15] feel the need to over-explain themselves.

[06:09:17] So imagine you're sitting there and you're like talking to someone and they go

[06:09:21] MIA for 20 minutes and then they're like, oh, sorry, I want to go get some food.

[06:09:25] Imagine you just hit them with a long question mark.

[06:09:28] they're like wait what the fuck dude like why are you like mad and then you just say am i mad lmao

[06:09:35] way to assume things and then all of a sudden now you're on the offense and they're playing off your

[06:09:40] game does that make sense this guy's good wow okay that's incredible oh my god all right that's

[06:09:48] three new notes yeah really good holy shit lol and then question mark and then I'm

[06:09:58] mad question mark is your follow up wow it looks like you guys are down 11 kills

[06:10:05] so is this over um well do you remember how last game we had one disabled

[06:10:13] player yes yeah yeah this game we have to okay so it's shazard and slick yep so

[06:10:22] these two fuckers are gonna make this one unwinnable unfortunately okay okay so

[06:10:28] um what's happening with shazard is he a top lane player I listen the only thing

[06:10:34] I know is that he's getting fucking shit on it doesn't matter if he's a top lane

[06:10:37] player doesn't matter if he's a doctor doesn't matter if you have the

[06:10:40] shitty save his life he's ruining my experience so what does that mean

[06:10:43] jingsy um what does that mean if he's ruining your experience it means he

[06:10:49] should fucking die I don't know if playing this game is good for you bro bro you

[06:10:58] need to like bro I'm not gonna lie dude you need to like go in watch birds or

[06:11:03] something no listen holy devil though we might actually win but I'm gonna be

[06:11:09] honest I'm eternally grateful for my parents because I'm sure that if they

[06:11:12] didn't raise me right I probably would be a serial killer what do you mean like just

[06:11:17] from league well yeah kind of oh my god you know that makes you wonder chat if

[06:11:26] that's ever happened on the like if anyone's ever if anyone's ever actually

[06:11:30] tried to like and one of their teammates it's had to happen one time well there

[06:11:35] there have been people that have tried to grooming their teammates do you want

[06:11:39] Do you want to hear one of the craziest stories about a league high-low player?

[06:11:43] Uh, sure.

[06:11:45] So there used to be this one guy that was actually a beastiality advocate, right?

[06:11:50] And he would always go on Reddit and talk about how he thinks humans and animals should

[06:11:54] be together.

[06:11:55] And then one day his mom walked in on him with the family dog and he went to prison

[06:11:58] for six months.

[06:12:00] Oh my god.

[06:12:02] That was a top rank on League?

[06:12:04] Yeah, that guy was challenger.

[06:12:06] What character did he play?

[06:12:08] i played something called casted in

[06:12:12] oh my god

[06:12:14] he only went to jail for six months

[06:12:16] yeah i guess it wasn't that illegal

[06:12:19] but yeah

[06:12:19] oh god

[06:12:22] but he uh... nowadays he plays a rounds every once in a while

[06:12:26] oh my god

[06:12:29] and now what's the story with jacks what's the story with him

[06:12:32] my chat saying ask about jacks players

[06:12:35] yeah so jacks has had a few

[06:12:37] So there have been a few people where they've had grooming allegations put against them, but the most recent one is this one guy from Brazil got arrested and he was like a rank one Jax player and he had CP on his computer.

[06:12:52] But let's just say that we're not talking about cheese pizza, you know what I mean?

[06:12:55] Oh my God. Jesus Christ.

[06:13:00] Yep.

[06:13:01] What does Jax do again? Have I played Jax yet?

[06:13:05] So he you haven't played him yet. Thankfully, but he's a guy that actually makes us let other people kind attack him

[06:13:12] So that's why the reason why people like playing jacks is because in the same way they can dodge law enforcement

[06:13:17] They also dodge the enemies auto attacks

[06:13:26] Did you get that one on the notepad yes, yes

[06:13:29] Bro, so what is the most like don't be like be by be unbites the unbites, bro

[06:13:36] What is like the most?

[06:13:38] High honor and like the most aura champion you can play what's the most aura?

[06:13:44] Like what is Chad's plan?

[06:13:47] Chads

[06:13:50] Lee Sin Timo

[06:13:52] Okay, do you want me to give you a real answer that everyone's gonna agree with when they hear it? Yes

[06:13:57] set who we I don't know that is I don't know so sad is a guy that just runs at

[06:14:04] people and auto attacks them to death or he dies really and that's all he does

[06:14:11] he just runs at you and auto attacks and if he kills you yep I swear to God oh

[06:14:18] my god so he like he doesn't have any like escaping no healing he just runs

[06:14:25] He just runs at you. Yeah, he's fucking shit

[06:14:30] That is aura that's probably why I haven't ran into him yet because he's probably fucking terrible

[06:14:35] Yeah, but I mean iron players will walk in anything like some day

[06:14:38] You're gonna say guy walking in fucking a Darius support and you're gonna think it's an iron player

[06:14:42] But it's like my Tim on a smurf again, you know, yeah

[06:14:45] Jesus

[06:14:48] Yeah, a lot of you might the the character I've seen the most in my chat though is Lee sin who's that?

[06:14:54] So Lee Sin is what we call a fake skill character, okay?

[06:15:00] So there are some characters in the game where they have so much in their kit in terms of

[06:15:05] opportunities for like going in, going out, going here, going there that they don't actually

[06:15:10] require skill because if you fuck up you can just do whatever you want.

[06:15:14] You know what I mean?

[06:15:15] And that's what Lee Sin is.

[06:15:16] He's a fake skill champion.

[06:15:18] Oh.

[06:15:19] Okay.

[06:15:20] okay what is that faker playing like everything but he's only really good at

[06:15:31] mages what is the mages like the magic bullshit and the stupid gimmick yeah

[06:15:38] exactly it's the people that just walk around and just hope their team carries

[06:15:41] on? Dude, you just got buffed. Aziri, who is Aziri? Azir? Yeah, one day we can put you

[06:15:53] on Azir for a game, but I'm just saying you know it's gonna be miserable. That is one

[06:15:57] of the hardest characters. Azir. So is Faker the go-to-the-game like by far? Yeah, yeah,

[06:16:03] like there's no one above him. Faker is to league when you are to Rainbow Six. Yeah,

[06:16:10] Yeah, right.

[06:16:11] Bro, do you know about R6 at all?

[06:16:13] Like, have you ever played?

[06:16:15] Uh, not really.

[06:16:18] I mean, to be honest, the only two things I know about R6,

[06:16:21] it's you and it's the Muda ban.

[06:16:23] Not so yet.

[06:16:26] Dude, you don't know who, like, stomping is?

[06:16:29] I mean, I've heard it a little bit,

[06:16:31] because, like, at one point when I did a duel with Richie,

[06:16:34] he, like, referenced him a few times.

[06:16:36] Well, you did a duel in what game?

[06:16:38] What game?

[06:16:39] No, because I'm one point me and Richie. I think we played League and then afterwards we played we played fucking Rainbow Six

[06:16:44] No way you played League with Richie that's peak. Yeah, so basically Stompin is like the

[06:16:51] He's the go to the game, bro, I don't know he's just the goat

[06:16:55] Is he better than you yes, it's not even close Stompin is like my like 18,000 miles better than me, bro

[06:17:02] I'll get real talk genuine question is Stompin like actually the goat or is he like the little brother that you're like

[06:17:08] Oh dude, you're so fucking great

[06:17:10] No, he's actually the goat. He just hasn't been in Pro League long enough to like prove it

[06:17:13] He's only been in Pro League for three majors and his team was fucking dog shit, but now he has a good team

[06:17:18] He joined a shit team and made them a good team, but now I don't you'd why don't you join a team with them then?

[06:17:24] I'm not good enough to play bro. One. I'm not good enough to play bro

[06:17:28] Two if I was good enough to play pro

[06:17:30] I would have want to play anyways because I like streaming and doing YouTube videos and stuff

[06:17:33] And I would not want to practice but three again. I'm not gonna

[06:17:36] Yeah, but dude, you're telling me you wouldn't want to sit there for 12 hours a day in a room with four other sweaty guys

[06:17:41] Just screaming and rod rod reviewing probably probably rather jump into a bus

[06:17:45] Yeah, like a bus that's going 40 miles an hour. I I don't want to do that

[06:17:50] But like Johnson people that do want to do that. I just don't want to do that, bro

[06:17:54] Yeah, no, I got it. Dude. I'm gonna be honest. I

[06:17:58] Don't know like the idea of being a pro gamer is like one of the worst things out there in my opinion

[06:18:03] What did you try to go pro or something about this?

[06:18:06] I mean, I've done like casual shit a few times never like actually in the pro leagues but casual stuff it's never worked out

[06:18:15] So you're okay. Okay, so you're you like have you ever wanted to go pro or no?

[06:18:23] I mean like for me maybe but it's like for me to go pro what I would need is a team that's willing to like

[06:18:29] Sign me on for one split. Let me do it over the fuck I want and then if we win or lose it is what it is

[06:18:34] Okay. Wait, did you ever hit Challenger in Korea or no?

[06:18:40] Yes.

[06:18:41] You did.

[06:18:42] I actually have a speech about that.

[06:18:45] You hit Challenger in Korea?

[06:18:47] Dead ass.

[06:18:48] Yep. I did, yes.

[06:18:53] Really? By the way, it does look like you guys are getting, like, finger-blasting right now.

[06:18:59] Yeah, but you know what the worst part about this game is? Jeng-C?

[06:19:02] It isn't the fact that we lost, it's the fact that my team never responded to my rage bait.

[06:19:09] So now I feel awful because all of my efforts were just wasted.

[06:19:14] Yeah, they probably just had all chat muted, bro.

[06:19:18] Wait, wait, can you play your speech about you hitting Chowdhunter in Korea?

[06:19:23] Okay, I have a question.

[06:19:26] Do you want this speech?

[06:19:27] Or do you want the speech that was turned into a song?

[06:19:32] Chad, what should I say?

[06:19:33] The speech or the song speech?

[06:19:35] Because the speech was converted into a hard style song.

[06:19:40] They're saying the song.

[06:19:42] Okay, they're saying the song.

[06:19:44] Okay.

[06:19:45] Wait, give me the speech first and then the song.

[06:19:48] Okay, you ready?

[06:19:49] Yeah.

[06:19:52] I'm in your screen chair.

[06:19:53] So if you screen chair it, I'll be able to.

[06:19:56] Okay.

[06:19:57] So, you lived in Korea?

[06:20:00] Not lived there, I went there for like a month.

[06:20:04] Okay.

[06:20:05] Okay.

[06:20:06] Are you ready?

[06:20:07] Yeah, this is speech.

[06:20:09] This is the speech.

[06:20:10] So just for a little bit of context, okay?

[06:20:13] When I hit Challenger Korea, I hit it in 10 days from unranked and I averaged 29

[06:20:19] games a day.

[06:20:23] You played 29 games of League of Legends a day.

[06:20:26] How many hours was that, like 18 or something?

[06:20:29] That was 20 hours of streaming a day,

[06:20:31] four hours of sleeping a night.

[06:20:35] At one point when I had Challenger

[06:20:37] in another region, Brazil,

[06:20:40] the last day that I was there, I wasn't Challenger yet.

[06:20:43] So I said I'm not gonna go to sleep until I'm child.

[06:20:46] And I was 16 wins away.

[06:20:48] I played 40 games straight

[06:20:50] over the course of 30 hours I'm headed.

[06:20:53] Oh my God, dude, Jesus Christ.

[06:20:56] So wait, this is you hitting it right here?

[06:20:58] Yep, this is after I hit it for the first time.

[06:21:01] Okay.

[06:21:02] Okay, ready?

[06:21:03] Yep.

[06:21:07] I think it's here.

[06:21:09] 291 games and 10 days.

[06:21:15] Jesus Christ, bro.

[06:21:19] That was like never before seen.

[06:21:22] Four hours of sleep at night.

[06:21:24] You didn't like shit, microwave burgers that I ate cold.

[06:21:31] Dog shit snacks here and there.

[06:21:34] Hello.

[06:21:35] Wait, turn it up.

[06:21:36] It's Max Volume.

[06:21:38] Can you right click my thing and, uh, save you enough the volume?

[06:21:41] It is, it's up.

[06:21:43] Okay, are you ready?

[06:21:44] Yeah, yeah.

[06:21:45] Okay.

[06:21:46] For challenges.

[06:21:47] Wait, pause.

[06:21:48] Challenger.

[06:21:49] Pausing.

[06:21:50] I guess what's the thing? I guess

[06:21:54] It's like the pitch changer plug-in thing, what is it? I

[06:21:58] Mean, I could wait I could actually do something for you. Give me a second. I fixed it. You're good. Oh, you're good. Okay

[06:22:05] Okay

[06:22:08] Everyone's sitting there laughing at me making fun of me calling you a beat your tongue. We're saying that I'm not that great

[06:22:15] Masters one trick at best wait pause it

[06:22:17] Okay yep cheese in the leaves yeah okay do you want me to fix it I can try to fix it

[06:22:28] No, it doesn't work for this board nevermind bro fuck it

[06:22:31] Well because what I can do is I can add an extension that doubles it from my thing so if it doubles it for me

[06:22:36] Then it should be good for you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah do that

[06:22:40] All right give me a second

[06:22:44] Hold on

[06:22:46] Exxon it's out of fucking way. I'll watch it myself right? Oh, yeah, you could do that, too

[06:22:53] Let me actually use my brain for once

[06:22:59] And then it's at 830

[06:23:02] Visit site wait, can you share screen? I want to what I want to rewatch it to course bro 830. Yeah, 830

[06:23:10] who

[06:23:13] All right, could you see the screen share right?

[06:23:16] Now you see that yep. Yeah, you got it. Then I'm just gonna do this and I'm gonna do volume master

[06:23:21] And I'm gonna do that's what I was gonna use that I ate. Oh, I can't hear it

[06:23:26] Don't

[06:23:28] You can't or can't can't I can't I can't but it's why I'll just watch it through your shame. It's okay

[06:23:35] All right. All right

[06:23:38] Okay

[06:23:39] for that

[06:23:41] Whoa

[06:23:43] Challenger Korea. Everyone's sitting there laughing at me making fun of me calling you a B tier jungler, saying that I'm not that great.

[06:23:52] Bro, I'm hearing double audio. What's happening?

[06:23:55] Wait, give me a second.

[06:23:57] Wait, why is it so hard to do?

[06:24:01] I don't even know. Let's run it.

[06:24:04] Master's one trick at best. Maybe he might peak GM. We'll see. Probably gonna get hard stuff.

[06:24:09] I don't think they expected me to be able to sit here now jungle pros every game

[06:24:15] I don't think they sat there and they expected me to 1v5 fights with the lethality hacker mill

[06:24:22] Go to define Sunderer go fuck yourself

[06:24:26] People doubting my expertise on my champion people doubting my expertise at the game people doubting my expertise on the roll

[06:24:35] But even though I might have hit challenger it's not done yet

[06:24:37] But because the thing is, when I came to Korea, it wasn't just with the goal of hitting Challenger.

[06:24:43] It was with the goal of proving that I am the best heckler in the fucking world.

[06:24:49] And there is a heckler player that's so high ranked that I am.

[06:24:51] There is.

[06:24:52] So what I'm going to do is I'm going to take a small victory.

[06:24:57] I'm going to say, you know what?

[06:24:58] It gives me a few days to relax.

[06:25:00] It gives me a few days to go outside, to talk with my friends, to actually live

[06:25:05] a tiny bit. But the answer, I'm not going to take a break on it. Because now we have

[06:25:12] another challenge chat. Because sure, you might have a challenger. But then you're going to

[06:25:16] have those people who are like, I am, but he played 300 games. So you know what? Fuck

[06:25:20] those people. How about I sit here and I go on the new accounts, and we try for unranked

[06:25:26] challenger with the highest win rate ever out of any Western player. And how about

[06:25:33] we go for two challenger accounts not just one they said that I'd be hot so

[06:25:38] grandmaster I'll get two child accounts and then when I sit there and I have my

[06:25:44] two child accounts and when I sit there and I'm shitting on pros every game then

[06:25:51] I'll push for rank one and then we'll go and we'll do the most demonic fucking

[06:25:57] run of all time because I'm gonna be honest guys the Korea trips only

[06:26:01] fucking beginning. My flight back is not scheduled for another three weeks and you know what? I just might extend it! Another two!

[06:26:11] Because I still have something to prove. Challenger, it's nice but it's not enough! It's never enough!

[06:26:24] So did you end up getting the other accounts challenger?

[06:26:27] So, you remember how during that video I said I would go out with my friends and do stuff?

[06:26:35] Yeah, I remember that.

[06:26:37] Yeah, so the next day I queued up one game on a smurf account, said this is boring, went

[06:26:42] back on that account and just grinded for 12 hours, and then one day later the entire

[06:26:47] hotel and like 20 different streamers all got IP banned.

[06:26:51] Are you kidding me bro?

[06:26:54] Oh my god. Oh my god, bro. Jesus Christ. Okay, you kind of motivated me, bro. Like,

[06:27:04] let me get it in here. Are you ready to watch me doltess? Are you ready to fucking play jing-si?

[06:27:10] Yes, bro. I'm fucking ready. I'm fucking ready. All right, let's see it. I'm fucking ready, bro.

[06:27:15] Wake the song. Are you on top? Play the song. Oh, the song. Oh, you want the song? Okay.

[06:27:20] here yeah bro you actually just motivated me bro wow that's really good motivation

[06:27:25] that's incredible bro okay wait oh my god all right so here there you go

[06:27:34] also you're gonna have to share your screen so i can uh coach

[06:27:40] are you in so hard solar no no

[06:27:44] I'm listening.

[06:27:49] Sweet GenC, pause it, pause it.

[06:27:54] Okay, I'm going to teach you how to listen to music while you're in queue. Are you ready?

[06:27:58] Yeah.

[06:27:59] So what we're going to do is you're going to play this song and while you're playing it, I'm going to put you in a trance.

[06:28:05] We're going to sit down and we're going to make you imagine a situation and you're just going to embody the music that you're listening to. Are you ready?

[06:28:12] Okay.

[06:28:13] All right, unpause the music

[06:28:16] So James, I want you to imagine yourself chewing up

[06:28:19] I want you to imagine yourself selecting jungle, selecting a shit

[06:28:23] I want you to look at your team as the game starts

[06:28:26] Seeing around at the foregoers and brothers and arms that you're about to fight back

[06:28:32] Taking enough caffeine

[06:28:33] And I want you to imagine as all this has happened to them

[06:28:35] That you are the one who they rely

[06:28:38] Hold on, what did you say here?

[06:28:40] Taking enough caffeine to fucking kill him

[06:28:42] Elephant

[06:28:50] Can I continue?

[06:28:51] Yes, sir.

[06:28:51] Good job.

[06:28:52] All right, bro.

[06:28:52] Okay, so now I want you to imagine you're sitting there and you look around and you know that even though there are 40 people on the team, it is all up to you.

[06:29:02] Only you can carry them.

[06:29:04] There are shits, they're all bad, they're all us.

[06:29:08] But you are not.

[06:29:11] You'll never be able to control your team, Jinxie, you'll never be able to control how

[06:29:17] good they are, how bad they are, whether they listen or whether they don't, but what you

[06:29:21] can control is you.

[06:29:22] You can control yourself.

[06:29:23] Every game can be right, as long as you have the power and the determination to do it.

[06:29:33] So I want you to imagine yourself walking to your jungle camps, I want you to imagine

[06:29:38] I want you to imagine yourself having them perfectly.

[06:29:40] And I want you to imagine yourself capitalizing on every gag.

[06:29:45] Every single thing that you could do.

[06:29:47] I want you to imagine yourself doing this.

[06:29:49] And I want you to imagine the faces of the onlookers.

[06:29:52] And everybody around you.

[06:29:54] As they stare in awe at your power.

[06:29:57] As they grunt at you.

[06:30:00] And they cannot believe what they are seeing.

[06:30:04] I need you to imagine yourself.

[06:30:06] I need you to feel it!

[06:30:08] I want you to feel the tingles in your arms,

[06:30:11] coursing through your body right now,

[06:30:13] and I want you to replace it!

[06:30:16] Because it's only with that

[06:30:18] that you're ever going to be able to ascend to the rank that you truly deserve,

[06:30:23] and where you truly belong.

[06:30:30] Oh my god!

[06:30:33] What is this feeling?

[06:30:35] Do I think through my penis, Tim?

[06:30:39] Oh my god!

[06:30:43] I'm ready, COWTS!

[06:30:46] Let's go, Captain!

[06:30:51] Every now and then, tell me. Every now and then, tell me.

[06:30:54] Every now and then, tell me.

[06:30:56] I wanted to imagine yourself running at the camps.

[06:30:57] I wanted to imagine yourself going into the fights.

[06:30:59] I wanted to imagine yourself doing things.

[06:31:01] I'm not even faking on this.

[06:31:03] On this time, you could even imagine was possible

[06:31:06] And I wanted to imagine at this screen

[06:31:09] In the middle of this beating

[06:31:11] Pan to kill and Den to victory

[06:31:14] It's only your first step

[06:31:18] YEEEAHHHHH

[06:31:21] YEEEAHHHHH

[06:31:22] Pan to kill

[06:31:23] Pan to kill

[06:31:24] Pan to kill

[06:31:25] Pan to kill

[06:31:26] Pan to kill

[06:31:27] Pan to kill

[06:31:28] Pan to kill

[06:31:29] Pan to kill

[06:31:30] Someone-

[06:31:31] Somebody in the chat

[06:31:32] said three. Oh my god. Okay, bro. I need you locked. I'm going to be locked. I need

[06:31:44] you locked. Okay. All right. What are the matchups coach? Pike Aurora Warwick and

[06:31:49] Nadalini Tristana. What do we think? Okay. How do you match up here? So listen, the

[06:31:53] matchup, it looks good. They don't have that much crowd control for you. So it means

[06:31:56] that you're going to be able to take over this shit easily. Okay. So I'm just going

[06:32:00] to run shit. No condom, no lubricant. Just straight up dick to anus all day. You're just

[06:32:06] straight up going dick all the way to the fucking base of the cock. I want you to imagine yourself

[06:32:11] hitting it so fucking hard, dude, that they can't even breathe after. Coach, I want to

[06:32:17] be clear when I say this. If I die, I'm going to time this game, coach. I want you to

[06:32:21] fly to Florida, book a book, any fucking flight you can, the fastest flight to

[06:32:25] Florida tomorrow, Tampa, Florida. My house is about 35

[06:32:29] minutes away from the airport. I want you to drive to my

[06:32:32] house in the middle of the night while I'm sleeping. I want

[06:32:35] you to grab me by the throat and throw me through a glass

[06:32:37] window and drown me into a lake. If I die a single time in

[06:32:40] this entire game in GTA of course, not in a life. I'm not

[06:32:43] going to die in a time. And then and then I'm going to

[06:32:45] grab a towel and while you're struggling to breathe in

[06:32:48] the in the lake that I threw you in, I'm going to

[06:32:50] wrap that towel around your head and then I'm going to

[06:32:52] sit there and I'm going to make you suffocate on the water and you will not be able to breathe

[06:32:58] and I'm going to punch you in the stomach to get even more of the air out of you. Coach,

[06:33:03] that right there is why you're the best coach in the history of League of Legends.

[06:33:09] The best coach of all time. I'm not going to die a single time this game. If I do die,

[06:33:13] I'm a piece of fucking human fucking garbage. Okay. Jynxie, let's remodel it a little bit.

[06:33:20] How about instead of you sitting there and saying you're not going to die, I wanted to

[06:33:24] say you're going to get a fucking double kill.

[06:33:26] How does that sound?

[06:33:27] I wanted to say that you're going to fucking annihilate them because sometimes I'd rather

[06:33:31] just get a fucking triple kill coach.

[06:33:33] I'd rather get a fucking triple.

[06:33:35] I'd rather get a fucking one.

[06:33:37] That's the kind of fucking energy we need from you right now.

[06:33:41] All right.

[06:33:44] So listen, this game, it's a free beat for Master Yi.

[06:33:48] I want you to say it.

[06:33:50] It's a freebie for Master Yi.

[06:33:53] Alright, and now I want you to say it with a little more fucking enthusiasm.

[06:33:56] It's a freebie for Master Yi.

[06:34:00] It's a freebie for who?

[06:34:03] MASTER YEEEY!

[06:34:06] You fucking goddamn right!

[06:34:09] Who's my opposing jungler?

[06:34:10] Is it Warwick or Pynch?

[06:34:12] Who is it?

[06:34:13] Okay, so the enemy jungler is always the guy that's mirroring you on the scoreboard.

[06:34:20] So yep, so it's top jungle mid ADC support every champion is

[06:34:28] Mirroring each other you understand

[06:34:32] All right

[06:34:36] Do it

[06:34:42] That's good, that's good. All right because remember Jinx see typos when you're flaming are actually a good thing

[06:34:50] Because it makes the enemy team think that you're the disabled one so then when they lose they're mad because it's like they just got shit on

[06:34:57] By a fucking piece of shit, you know I mean

[06:35:01] All right, so do you remember what your pathing is gonna be this game, I want you to tell me it

[06:35:08] Lou buff frog man kiting towards

[06:35:14] Okay

[06:35:16] That's okay. Listen, listen. You knew what the answer was intuitively. That's what matters.

[06:35:23] So now you're gonna have to sit there, you're gonna farm the blue. Don't forget to use your Q, Jynxsy.

[06:35:27] So, I'm gonna be looking at the map. You farm and I'll give you the information.

[06:35:32] Now, do you remember how often I wanted to look at the map?

[06:35:35] Um, as much as I humanly can.

[06:35:38] No, it's every three seconds, Jynxsy. So every three seconds you're gonna look at the map.

[06:35:43] map and what you're gonna do is when you so when you see that the enemy is

[06:35:49] walking up that's kind of like when you drum use your E let's all forget

[06:35:53] because don't forget what the fuck okay so listen then middle we the enemy

[06:36:00] jungler has a red buff and she only has one camp now and she stole yours so

[06:36:05] what you're gonna do is you're gonna steal hers I want you to run straight

[06:36:08] to her red buff after you finish the thawed man. Let's get it.

[06:36:12] Love your heads up.

[06:36:14] Now I want you to all chat. You think that will stop me? Ha ha ha.

[06:36:18] Act like an anime character.

[06:36:24] Okay Jinx, you fucking escape. You didn't do it fast enough.

[06:36:27] You need to focus the red. Oh, actually you did it. Perfect.

[06:36:30] Nice. Okay, so now you're gonna do the red and after you do the red,

[06:36:34] I'm gonna want you to do the rocks. Okay?

[06:36:37] I got it. Sorry, yes.

[06:36:39] Alright. So I'll give you a bit of knowledge.

[06:36:41] The reason why you're doing the rocks next and off the chickens is because...

[06:36:45] No, no, no, no, no. Her rocks. Her rocks.

[06:36:47] Her rocks. Up, up.

[06:36:49] Up, yep. So the reason why you're doing those instead of her chickens is because if she walks up to fight you,

[06:36:56] she's going to see her chickens and she's going to be like, ooh, chickens.

[06:37:00] It's kind of like that one family guy episode where Peter is like, ooh, a piece of candy.

[06:37:04] So she's gonna get baited by the chickens and then what's gonna happen is you're gonna be able to escape for free

[06:37:12] Do you understand?

[06:37:13] Yes, sir. All right

[06:37:15] Good. So now I want you to take the rocks after you take the rocks

[06:37:19] You're gonna go to the trap the top crab and why are you gonna take the top crap here, Jensie?

[06:37:26] Even the scuttle

[06:37:27] Yeah, the scuttle go to the scuttle so I can wander. Yeah, so I'm not taking it. Yep

[06:37:32] because it's a goddamn juggler death every time I tap into the lobby

[06:37:36] that's what I like to fucking hear

[06:37:38] it's a fucking juggler death every time I tap into the lobby

[06:37:40] now I bought you the drone top

[06:37:42] drone top because we need to see what's happening

[06:37:44] oh what does that look like to you?

[06:37:46] what does it look like to you?

[06:37:48] I'm foaming at the mouth

[06:37:50] but don't leave, don't leave because he could have already recalled

[06:37:52] so just focus on the on the crab

[06:37:56] so in the future that's my bad

[06:37:58] because I'm a fucking piece of shit

[06:38:00] and I didn't realize that they were fighting

[06:38:02] like that. But I could have told you and if you would have droned earlier maybe you

[06:38:06] could have gotten that kill. Alright so now drone mid we need to see what's happening.

[06:38:12] Alright so now you can walk there, walk there. Yep. Alright so now go do her chickens, go

[06:38:22] do her chickens. Yep there you go. And the reason why you're gonna do her chickens

[06:38:26] is because if you walk through mid then they will have vision of you. And why is

[06:38:31] them having vision of you bad and it's not just that it's also because you give

[06:38:38] away what you're doing so now press recall so be the reason why you giving

[06:38:45] away your position is never a good thing is because now they know how to

[06:38:49] react but when you're off vision and when you're unseen then they never

[06:38:54] know what's actually going on so now press P and then right click on the

[06:38:59] crack and sir good right

[06:39:05] Shed in my red buffcoaster is it not up it's not up because she saw it from you

[06:39:10] that fucking piece of shit but now go go bot go bot go bot go bot every month

[06:39:15] so now go to the rocks and the reason why is because look at what's going on

[06:39:19] bot if you go there right now it's about to be a jungle dip or you fuck

[06:39:23] that medley in the ass so I need to walk bot okay all right so now walk bot

[06:39:27] and drone bot. So right click on the mini-map, right click on the mini-map so that you automatically

[06:39:32] pre-select your movement and then just go in and now you can start hitting them.

[06:39:36] Press E. Press E. You can keep rockin' okay. Alright, so go do your rocks. It's fine.

[06:39:45] You can go do your rocks. That's fine.

[06:39:46] I was gonna die there coach.

[06:39:49] You probably weren't going to but it's okay. Just to the rocks you're good.

[06:39:53] Are you absolutely confident?

[06:39:55] Yeah, I'm pretty positive. Like, you would have been quite.

[06:40:00] So, in the future, if things look bad, I'll tell you.

[06:40:03] I'll be like, Jynx, you gotta get the fuck out of there, okay?

[06:40:06] Yeah, I'm sorry.

[06:40:07] I'm sorry about the piece of fucking human garbage.

[06:40:09] I'm sorry.

[06:40:10] But listen, you have zero deaths,

[06:40:11] so you're not the worst piece of garbage out there.

[06:40:14] There's a piece of garbage more fucked up than you.

[06:40:17] Yep. 100%.

[06:40:18] All right, so now I'll do this here.

[06:40:23] All right.

[06:40:25] So now you're hitting the big one.

[06:40:27] So normally, okay, so now I kill the small one, there you go, and I walk to the wolves.

[06:40:31] So normally, like I was saying, when you want to drone when you're walking towards a play,

[06:40:36] you need to right-click on the minimap where you want to go,

[06:40:40] and then afterwards you left-click to drone.

[06:40:42] So it's like, you can already see what's going on before you get there, okay?

[06:40:48] So now I want you to drone top, because the Warwick is hitting the turret.

[06:40:52] So, you see how low he is?

[06:40:55] Alright, the thing is that champs broken as fuck, so just so you're wrong, do the frogman

[06:41:01] Because like, yeah, like think of it this way, Mastery auto attacks right?

[06:41:08] Yeah

[06:41:09] Imagine Warwick is a champ that does stab but he does it even better

[06:41:13] Really?

[06:41:15] Yes

[06:41:16] Brad, we can't get the W bread in the chat!

[06:41:18] W fucking bread!

[06:41:21] Go Brad

[06:41:23] Alright, so now you're gonna go for the blue here and then after the blue I want you to walk to her red

[06:41:29] And you want to know why you're walking to her red?

[06:41:34] Yeah, but give me a real reason walk to her red and I want you to actually give me a real reason let's hear it

[06:41:41] No, she's both you see her on your mini map right now

[06:41:45] Exactly so that James. He has a reason why always looking at your mini map like you need to make it drilled in that every

[06:41:52] three seconds you're looking there okay because I'm telling you you will lose so

[06:41:58] much information by not doing it yep all right so now play for this you're good

[06:42:06] after the red I want you to go for the chick because she's still bought so you're

[06:42:11] good the chickens all right yeah no mind just go for the rocks and have

[06:42:14] jungle death this is fine

[06:42:21] jingsy jingsy press escape

[06:42:24] jingsy press escape

[06:42:27] jingsy press escape

[06:42:30] wait is that why i couldn't type?

[06:42:33] wait is that why i couldn't use any of my abilities?

[06:42:37] is that why?

[06:42:39] yes it's because you opened up the fucking chat box

[06:42:42] Because of that, you weren't able to actually input any of the weapons.

[06:42:47] I didn't know!

[06:42:49] Yeah, listen, it's a learning experience. Control R.

[06:42:52] Oh, okay.

[06:42:54] Bro, I didn't know I'm actually pissed.

[06:42:58] Well, you don't sound fucking pissed.

[06:43:02] No, no, that's such a bullshit.

[06:43:04] Pass, man!

[06:43:06] Yeah, that's okay. Listen.

[06:43:08] So now, go for the red buff.

[06:43:10] I want you to jump on me so it's happening

[06:43:16] Okay, there's not a play there for us, so you're gonna take the red and then the rocks

[06:43:21] So remember this whenever you have a lot of camps up. It's always red rocks

[06:43:26] Okay, and the reason why is because you want to make sure you're getting rid of everything

[06:43:33] Okay, I got to go

[06:43:35] yep

[06:43:37] Think of it like imagine there's a mask killer in your house

[06:43:40] And you need to make sure he's not in any of the rooms you're gonna check all the rooms right before you're actually going to sleep

[06:43:47] So it's the same way with your jungle camps where you want to make sure they're all gone

[06:43:52] And if you go for the chickens first and then you go for the rocks you waste so much time that it's not worth it

[06:44:02] All right, so now finish the the chickens and then it's gonna be up close

[06:44:07] Box, box, box. Yep, box. There you go. Perfect.

[06:44:14] Bro, I souped up this warwick. Fuck! I shouldn't be typing unless I'm dead.

[06:44:23] It's okay. For no one, this is what we'll do. You're only allowed unlocking typing privileges if you get a kill.

[06:44:29] And for every kill you can type once.

[06:44:32] Got it.

[06:44:33] Yes, sir.

[06:44:34] Yes, sir.

[06:44:35] Alright.

[06:44:36] Good.

[06:44:37] Alright, so now I'm going to want you to take the gromp and then afterwards you're going

[06:44:42] to go for the crab, okay?

[06:44:45] Yes, sir.

[06:44:46] Okay, so Jyncey, are you ready for me to teach you a little bit of an advanced master

[06:44:54] Yi mechanic?

[06:44:55] Yeah, yeah.

[06:44:56] So you know how when you press Q you teleport to the enemy?

[06:44:59] Yeah.

[06:45:00] If you press E while you're in Q, it does more damage for your Q

[06:45:08] Okay, if I press E while I'm in my Q

[06:45:11] Yeah, so that for example, if you want to press Q and then while you're teleporting you press E

[06:45:18] But you have to do it fast, oh god, run away

[06:45:20] Press R and run

[06:45:22] Good, just keep running, keep running

[06:45:24] Press R, press E, flash right

[06:45:27] Okay?

[06:45:28] Oh no.

[06:45:30] Uh, smite him. Press F on top of him.

[06:45:34] Oh.

[06:45:36] So, is Warwick just allowed to, like, chase me around the board?

[06:45:40] Where's my dog shit team?

[06:45:42] Well, that's the thing.

[06:45:44] Your team's always going to be fucking dog shit.

[06:45:46] So, like, yeah, there, for example, you just got fucked by Warwick.

[06:45:50] And I wanted you to re-bow as much as I could in your chat.

[06:45:54] Okay, so Jensy.

[06:46:01] Dude, I'm gonna be honest, that impressed me.

[06:46:16] I'm gonna be honest that impressed me brain-dead idiot combining those together

[06:46:28] that's pretty solid like you're already getting the hang of it I'm getting

[06:46:35] blame while this guy's chasing me around like literally running a hundred

[06:46:44] Okay, so now what you're going to do is you're going to go for the Raptors and then after you're just going to keep playing for the full day, okay?

[06:46:54] Now, Jinx, you need to keep drowning so we can see what's going on.

[06:46:59] Okay, let's try and play Wokbot. I want to hear Wokbot right now. Fuck this shit.

[06:47:07] The reason why I'm telling you to walk bot is because this minion wave is gonna push towards your king

[06:47:12] And there's a chance that they all in your team right now as it's pushing so you're flipping again

[06:47:19] All right, so they didn't do it so go to the crab the bot crab in the river

[06:47:26] Because sometimes in games like this it's better for you to try for plays and then just limit test so you can get better mechanics

[06:47:33] oh wait uh hub brimmed jungled jungled let's see top

[06:47:39] okay bot mid bot mid just bot mid because he is bam pink so maybe there is a chance

[06:47:43] he is low

[06:47:44] alright is she low? alright go for it

[06:47:53] why am I hitting the tower!

[06:47:56] AHHHHHHH

[06:47:57] what did I do wrong there I kept tapping

[06:48:01] So, that's what the issue was, is that, first off, you didn't drone earlier, which is like

[06:48:07] kind of my fault, but it should also be second nature for you.

[06:48:11] And the problem is that when a champion goes invisible as Master Yi, you're going to

[06:48:15] automatically target the nearest thing which was a tower.

[06:48:19] We need to be on the map right now.

[06:48:36] It's a by-the-track-inslayer.

[06:48:38] No, we're not going to end up...

[06:48:40] Oh, no!

[06:48:42] Shoot, I can... I still... I don't know.

[06:48:44] No, it's fucked up.

[06:48:46] Okay.

[06:48:48] Hey, listen.

[06:48:50] First game of the day is a warm-up.

[06:48:52] Remember this.

[06:48:54] Anytime the first game of the day goes bad,

[06:48:56] it's a warm-up.

[06:48:58] And if it ever goes bad,

[06:49:00] it's a warm-up.

[06:49:02] And if it ever goes bad,

[06:49:04] It's a warm-up and if it ever goes good, then it's an omen for good things to come, okay?

[06:49:13] All right

[06:49:19] Okay, so now a drum bot

[06:49:24] Okay, okay, so we're gonna be now is your play for the rocks and then after we're back to the chickens. Oh

[06:49:30] Oh wow.

[06:49:32] Oh wow.

[06:49:34] Oh wow.

[06:49:56] No!

[06:49:58] I'll see you tomorrow bro.

[06:50:00] I'll see you tomorrow.

[06:50:01] Yeah, I'll see you.

[06:50:03] 600 damage.

[06:50:06] 600 damage.

[06:50:07] This game is not getting any easier, y'all.

[06:50:09] This game is not getting any easier.

[06:50:11] I'll be back on tomorrow.

[06:50:12] Don't worry.

[06:50:13] I'll be back on tomorrow.

[06:50:15] Chat, love y'all boys.

[06:50:17] Another W stream.

[06:50:19] Guys, as always, God first, God bless.

[06:50:22] Oh, in case I don't see you.

[06:50:24] Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

[06:50:26] Chat, before we get it off,

[06:50:27] Before we get it off, let's read out those.

[06:50:29] Okay, go, go, go, go, go, follow him.

[06:50:33] Love y'all boys, bro, for real, for real.

[06:50:34] Love y'all, love y'all.

[06:50:35] YouTube, love you, Twitch, love you, peace.

[06:50:37] Peace.