[489/730] 🟨 SOLO TO CHAMPION PC -> MAYBE GTA RP -> LEAGUE OF LEGENDS DAY 7 🟨

Jynxzi

05-03-2026 · 6h 47m

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[00:06:00] God, I should have shamed before this vlog, I got a chop here, it's all good, chat.

[00:06:11] The most dangerous city in America.

[00:06:15] You might be sitting here wondering, Jynxie, you're fucking two minutes fucking late, bro.

[00:06:19] Chat, I was in and out of Tarpen Springs the last two days, holding shit down, making sure

[00:06:26] My hood is fucking secure because that's my fucking hood from

[00:06:32] in today's video to many people's requests

[00:06:36] We revisited

[00:06:38] our stomping grounds of the tarp without further ado grab your popcorn grab your lotion and or lubricant and

[00:06:47] Grab your packer because this video's elite

[00:06:50] ladies and gentle that's how like the intro okay the logs are officially

[00:06:56] returning to the and yes blogs are back into the YouTube channel chat what

[00:07:01] vlogs do y'all want to see 2026 we got a long year ahead of us bro fucking eight

[00:07:08] months seven months what vlogs do y'all want to see 2026 bro what

[00:07:13] Vlogs you all want to see goonink a goonink vlog, okay?

[00:07:18] Hi, but do you get the youtube twitch thing on?

[00:07:21] Do a baltimore vlog. I'm not doing a baltimore vlog a Joe Bart vlog now that that needs to happen

[00:07:28] That needs to happen bro this year. I gotta meet Joe. I gotta meet Joe. I gotta meet Joe

[00:07:33] Do a gym vlog wait? That's a good idea. Oh

[00:07:37] My god, that's a good idea. So chat I

[00:07:41] I think the next vlog we're going to do is a day in the life of Jinxie, because the last one we did was two years ago and it was generational. A lot of things have changed in two years though.

[00:07:51] I have different routines, bro. Now chat. We got to do another day in the life, but Jinxie goes to the gym as a peak video, bro. That is a peak video.

[00:08:00] Literally that is a peak video.

[00:08:04] LARPing springs include the goonink, foot cam, inside of the bang bus vlog.

[00:08:11] No, so chat. I'm gonna need y'all to give me legitimate vlog advice or we're gonna

[00:08:17] end the stream. We're gonna end the stream. It is my birthday, JXC. Happy

[00:08:22] birthday to you, bro. Look at Liverpool game. What about Liverpool? Are they

[00:08:26] fucking destroying? Are they fucking destroying?

[00:08:34] Alright, whatever, okay, without further ado, chat, we'll discuss more vlog ideas

[00:08:53] after this video.

[00:08:54] Here we go.

[00:08:55] Chat, I'm going to try my best to do this year maybe one vlog every month, maybe YouTube

[00:09:02] channel today.

[00:09:04] As you can tell by the title, this is not a regular vlog.

[00:09:07] I, Nicholas Jinxie Stewart, will be revisiting my hometown.

[00:09:12] Okay, by the way, Jinxie is not actually my middle name,

[00:09:14] bro.

[00:09:15] My middle name is Douglas, bro.

[00:09:17] Jinxie is not my middle name, just clearing that up.

[00:09:20] Also known as the most dangerous city in the world,

[00:09:24] Tarpen Springs, Florida.

[00:09:28] Before we start today's video,

[00:09:30] since I will literally be risking my life for this vlog.

[00:09:34] Click like and click sub.

[00:09:36] Now, ladies and gentlemen.

[00:09:37] Now, Chad, I'm just gonna say, bro,

[00:09:40] like, as we know,

[00:09:43] before I arrived in Tarpon Springs,

[00:09:45] like we were like two minutes away.

[00:09:46] I was so nervous right here, bro,

[00:09:49] to step back foot in Tarpon Springs, bro.

[00:09:51] Or about to set foot in the most dangerous city in the world.

[00:09:55] We did not do so on an empty stomach from Tarpon Springs.

[00:09:58] So we got the Starbucks, whatever this thing is.

[00:10:02] Definitely whipped it into a microwave,

[00:10:03] but it's not that bad.

[00:10:08] That's piping hot.

[00:10:09] I'm gonna go five out of 10.

[00:10:10] Now, moment of truth, Caramel Cappuccino from Starbucks.

[00:10:13] I haven't got Starbucks in a minute,

[00:10:15] but we're about to enter Tarpon Spray.

[00:10:16] But Che, you know what the problem with Starbucks coffee

[00:10:18] is they just pound fucking cream and sugar into it, bro.

[00:10:21] You can't do so, not energized.

[00:10:23] It's like clogs or arteries, y'all.

[00:10:25] It's pretty good 8.5 out of 10 now ladies and gentlemen, I'm gonna pop I should have shaved before this long bro Jesus

[00:10:33] I'll shop Chad look at the stash bro. Oh my god

[00:10:37] Chad I still don't even shave yet. I'll shave soon bro. Look at the stash y'all. Oh my god the sandwich and

[00:10:43] The next I look like a sub three in this angle will be in tarpon's breaks

[00:10:47] Ladies and gentlemen here we go

[00:10:49] We have arrived in the deadliest city in North America

[00:10:53] in America. Tarpen Springs, Florida, baby.

[00:10:59] Hopefully. Now I'm not going to lie.

[00:11:01] If y'all couldn't hear in the background,

[00:11:03] that was a gunshot. I'm not going to lie.

[00:11:05] Right here was the most nervous I've ever been in my life.

[00:11:07] Let me make it out of here alive.

[00:11:12] Ladies and gentlemen, we have returned to the stomping grounds

[00:11:15] of Tarpen Springs, the roughest city in America.

[00:11:18] Right now, we're about to head to the Sponge Docks.

[00:11:21] This was the first place I've ever been jumped.

[00:11:23] You know, my life was in danger here.

[00:11:25] I'm gonna just kind of relive this moment with y'all

[00:11:27] and sort of show you what Tarpa Springs is all about.

[00:11:30] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:11:32] Was there a yacht back there?

[00:11:36] I didn't even notice that.

[00:11:37] Oh, there was three yachts.

[00:11:42] Kind of relive this moment with y'all

[00:11:44] and sort of show you what Tarpa Springs is all about.

[00:11:47] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:11:48] Okay, here we go, bro.

[00:11:50] This is basically this block we were on here, chat,

[00:11:53] in tarpon springs, the residents of the tarponelle.

[00:11:56] This is literally like the O block of tarpon springs.

[00:12:00] The O block of tarpon springs.

[00:12:03] And yes, I had two security guards for this, bro.

[00:12:05] Like guys, I had, there's one of the security guards.

[00:12:08] Guys, I was not playing around in tarpon springs.

[00:12:11] I was not gonna take no chances on my life

[00:12:15] in tarpon springs, bro.

[00:12:16] I was not gonna take a single chance.

[00:12:20] In memory of the spongers of tarpon springs,

[00:12:22] Major donor, look at this, 2002.

[00:12:25] Now this spot right here at this statue

[00:12:27] was my first ever fist fight, life or death situation here,

[00:12:31] but I was lucky enough to win it.

[00:12:32] Wow.

[00:12:33] True story.

[00:12:34] I mean, true story.

[00:12:37] I don't know what to say.

[00:12:38] Excuse me, sir.

[00:12:40] Oh, that way?

[00:12:42] This is the iconic Tarpon Spring Sponge Docks here.

[00:12:45] Now bro, like in the Tarp,

[00:12:47] sponges is basically another form of currency.

[00:12:51] I'm not even bullshitting.

[00:12:53] People fish for these things, cut them, sell them,

[00:12:57] trade them, you could buy fucking food with them.

[00:13:00] This might be the only city in the world

[00:13:02] that's actually like this, bro, legitimately.

[00:13:04] You know, rough part though,

[00:13:07] like this is sort of the trenches.

[00:13:08] As you can see, if you look around,

[00:13:10] this is a really rough area, rough side of town.

[00:13:13] And basically in the tarpon spring, Spongebob's,

[00:13:16] it's life or death.

[00:13:17] People will die over these Spongebob's,

[00:13:19] they don't know where their next meal is coming from.

[00:13:22] They have no fucking idea.

[00:13:23] So, I'm gonna see if I can buy a couple

[00:13:26] and it takes a while.

[00:13:27] Excuse me, can you buy sponges here?

[00:13:29] No?

[00:13:30] Where do you buy them at?

[00:13:31] How do you buy these?

[00:13:34] Where is that at?

[00:13:38] That way over there?

[00:13:42] Okay, what's it called?

[00:13:44] Sponge factory.

[00:13:45] Got it.

[00:13:46] Excuse me, can you buy sponges in here?

[00:13:49] Let's go, yeah, of course.

[00:13:51] OK, what would you recommend if you're a first time sponge buyer?

[00:13:55] Well, do you know why they're valuable?

[00:13:57] No.

[00:13:57] OK, well, let's talk about that real quick.

[00:13:59] They're valuable because naturally bacteria

[00:14:02] doesn't grow on the fiber.

[00:14:03] They don't get any type of mold or mildew or anything.

[00:14:05] I did not notice.

[00:14:06] So it's like 20 times better than a sponge,

[00:14:08] like a regular sponge.

[00:14:09] Well, they're softer, they're more absorbent,

[00:14:11] they're more durable, and they are exceptionally clean.

[00:14:14] And tarp is the number one, like natural.

[00:14:18] Because of the water conditions here,

[00:14:20] they grow incredibly soft and durable

[00:14:23] and very valuable in batch shops around the world.

[00:14:27] Okay, so what's your best of the best here?

[00:14:30] Like what's your best in stock?

[00:14:32] Could I try?

[00:14:33] Sure, yeah.

[00:14:35] Three to five years is common

[00:14:36] with that sponge in your shower,

[00:14:38] sometimes even ten or more.

[00:14:39] So it's certainly the softest and the most durable.

[00:14:43] Three to five years?

[00:14:44] Oh my God, holy crap, and then these are some big ones here too. Yeah, over here. These are the big boys, hey

[00:14:56] Bro, I didn't even know this until I got into the shop, but there is decorative sponges. I did not know that

[00:15:04] But yeah, just because there's a nice shop doesn't mean the tarp is sweet, bro

[00:15:09] Decoration and others are very practical for you. The ones that look like the vase

[00:15:13] More decorations. Decorations. Okay. I'm gonna get one of these as a decoration

[00:15:19] and then I want to get maybe five of these sponges and yeah I think that's a

[00:15:24] good deal. I just now realized wait yeah I just now realized I never even ended up

[00:15:29] getting the decoration I just got the sponges. Oh my god I like this one this

[00:15:34] one's a little bit more rigid a little bit more. All right sweet I'll get this

[00:15:38] one and this one. Did you not come to see the world's only alligator head

[00:15:45] sponge? What? Yes. It's in here. World's only. Alligators head sponge? Yes. He said

[00:15:50] this thing was naturally grown. I don't know, bro. That feels like cap says, I

[00:15:56] don't know. It's in the shop. Yes. Can I see it? Absolutely. Oh my god. Right there.

[00:16:03] What?

[00:16:04] Chat!

[00:16:05] Facts are cat.

[00:16:06] He said that's naturally grown.

[00:16:07] What do you guys think?

[00:16:08] There's no way.

[00:16:09] It looks like a fucking gator.

[00:16:11] Brother, there's no way.

[00:16:15] That's gotta be cat.

[00:16:17] Fact.

[00:16:18] Really.

[00:16:19] Y'all believe him.

[00:16:20] I don't know.

[00:16:21] What?

[00:16:22] I don't know what I found that sponge 30 years ago, what is a natural shape they grew like

[00:16:34] that?

[00:16:35] How?

[00:16:36] Wait, that's a natural shape sponge.

[00:16:38] That's got to be cat bro, there's no way.

[00:16:43] Sponge man.

[00:16:44] Dude, this is sick.

[00:16:45] Okay.

[00:16:46] I mean, if it is, that's so rare.

[00:16:47] I've been waiting for someone to make me a note.

[00:16:49] I offered him five grand for that and he's snap turned it down.

[00:16:53] Right.

[00:16:53] I think he wants like 80 K for it or something.

[00:16:55] Oh, for, I can't refuse.

[00:16:56] I know I was looking to trade for a Bitcoin, but since Bitcoin is tank,

[00:17:00] you want a big Bitcoin worth like 80 K point for that.

[00:17:03] How much is that worth?

[00:17:04] How much is that worth?

[00:17:05] You think it is worlds only.

[00:17:07] It has to be priceless.

[00:17:09] Okay.

[00:17:09] How many bitcoins are there?

[00:17:10] Many $3,000.

[00:17:14] What instantly, bro?

[00:17:16] $5,000.

[00:17:17] Dude, I think he's trying to sell it for like a hundred cash. I'm not a good driver hard bargain. I don't know

[00:17:23] Nesty, I'm not see that's me check me

[00:17:26] How long do you live here for I was born here chat. Why is Jason called him?

[00:17:33] Yo Jason, what's good about a I see you moved into the house, man

[00:17:47] Wait, no, I'm sorry. What is your question? Sorry. No, what is your question?

[00:17:57] What what date

[00:18:03] Wait, wait, wait, what date though, what date? No, it's not a mug bro. You're good, bro

[00:18:07] I

[00:18:10] Bro May 8th is this our six event thing pro league thing that I'm watch party in bro

[00:18:21] No, no May 8th, bro, it's our six tournament bro

[00:18:27] Okay, yeah, but the thing is bro, it's in fucking California, bro

[00:18:32] Bro, you guys should just live in Florida bro, and then I'll go

[00:18:37] Yeah, bro, we just got a fucking house in Calabasas.

[00:18:39] Let's just move right after we get out of the house.

[00:18:41] Yes, bro.

[00:18:42] Yes, get or get a summer house, bro.

[00:18:48] You know what?

[00:18:49] Hey, that's all good, bro.

[00:18:50] But my birthday is May 9th.

[00:18:51] If you want to maybe just jump 100 dicks on that day.

[00:18:55] OK, yeah, yeah, bro.

[00:18:56] I got you, bro.

[00:18:56] I'll give you some subs on your birthday.

[00:18:58] I'll actually give you some now.

[00:18:59] It's like an early birthday present.

[00:19:01] Really?

[00:19:01] Yeah, bro.

[00:19:02] Right now, I got you.

[00:19:04] Yeah, me.

[00:19:05] Okay. Let me give him a little early birthday present, bro.

[00:19:12] Happy early birthday, Jason. Happy early fucking birthday, dude.

[00:19:18] Happy early birthday, dude. Let's get him a happy fucking early birthday, dude.

[00:19:24] Let's do it, bro. Don't spend it all in one place.

[00:19:29] Happy early birthday, dude.

[00:19:31] Chat six dollars bro that could get you a Reese's Cup

[00:19:43] Okay chat bro that like guys I'm not like bro love Jason bro like happy birthday to him dude

[00:19:50] But dude fucking going to fucking California

[00:19:53] No, bro, I did they should just live in fucking Tampa

[00:19:58] Tarpa Springs or the tarp live in the tarp. Why don't they just get a face out some tarp in Springs?

[00:20:05] Well, it is dangerous. Yeah, okay. I don't know. I don't know. We'll see

[00:20:09] Yeah, my grandfather was a sponge diver. My father still is the sponge diver who gets these yeah

[00:20:15] I was born and raised here. Lucky. I got a rough rough, uh, you know, I got job. Oh wait. This is the best part

[00:20:20] Okay, hold up. So chat I start to talk to this guy this guy's a local, bro

[00:20:24] This guy's a fucking local lived born and raised tarpon Springs

[00:20:28] Family works here at the sponge docks owns a sponge factory like legit true tarpon Springs resident

[00:20:35] So I asked him about how rough it is or I what I just told him my past

[00:20:41] Tarpon Springs, that's our sponge good outside. Yeah, my grandfather was a sponge diver

[00:20:45] My father still is the sponge diver who gives these yeah, I was born and raised here lucky

[00:20:50] I got a rough rough, you know, I got jumped and stuff

[00:20:53] Yeah

[00:20:55] Hell is that face?

[00:20:57] What is that?

[00:20:59] Yeah, bro. I got jumped in tarpon Springs. Why is that so goddamn hard to believe?

[00:21:05] Jack why is that so fucking hard to believe?

[00:21:09] Why?

[00:21:10] Like legitimately why why is that hard to believe?

[00:21:13] Yes, I got jumped in tarpon springs.

[00:21:17] You don't think so?

[00:21:19] Well, I'm not saying it's impossible.

[00:21:21] It's not very common either.

[00:21:23] No, no, it was really tough.

[00:21:25] I'm just lucky I made it out.

[00:21:27] And then he laughed.

[00:21:29] I'm lucky I made it out.

[00:21:31] And he verbally laughs.

[00:21:33] Brother, what side of the tarp were you on?

[00:21:37] I'm just lucky I made it out.

[00:21:39] Look at him. He laughs.

[00:21:41] what did I say that was funny I didn't say shit like first I like I wanted to

[00:21:46] get it so are you doing well now I am doing okay I'm doing okay but I yeah

[00:21:50] probably brings sort of shape me into a sword what our past is supposed to do

[00:21:55] that right yeah yeah keep it you can understand that reference yeah sir no

[00:22:00] of course not my dude yep of course you did great man thank you thank you thank

[00:22:06] you I the sword sick thank you man have a good day okay and then chat so now we

[00:22:11] We checked in, got some tarpons, or got some sponges, bro.

[00:22:15] Now we got to get a hat, sunglasses, and then we're going to a restaurant.

[00:22:20] The Spongebob got a great sponge selection.

[00:22:24] He was doubting if tarpon springs is a rough area, I don't know what side he grew up on,

[00:22:28] but now we have the hat, the glasses, and we're going to head out to a restaurant.

[00:22:32] Exactly, bro.

[00:22:33] Got to support local business.

[00:22:34] Exactly.

[00:22:35] Yes, we're always supporting local business.

[00:22:44] Now I don't know when they added in the jazz music update, but back in the day, Tarkin

[00:22:48] Springs, there was no jazz.

[00:22:51] There was no jazz band, bro.

[00:22:54] I don't know when this update got added.

[00:22:56] I don't know.

[00:22:57] This shit used to not be sweet out here.

[00:22:59] I don't know what happened.

[00:23:00] Maybe it's because I left.

[00:23:03] Maybe it's because I left, Jack.

[00:23:05] That would make the most sense. It's probably just cuz I laugh y'all

[00:23:16] Ladies and gentlemen, it's probably because I'm not going to be attempting to try Hellas today the greatest restaurant in the history of tarpon Springs

[00:23:22] Let's see how it is

[00:23:25] We have just arrived at Hellas restaurant in Little Creek. It's basically known

[00:23:30] Bro, this video gets so easy in like five minutes.

[00:23:33] When I was a kid, like I said, in Tarpen Springs,

[00:23:35] I didn't have, I couldn't scratch a penny together

[00:23:37] in the tarp, so we're lucky enough to be in the position

[00:23:39] to try this place.

[00:23:41] We're gonna be trying them all

[00:23:42] and rating them one through 10.

[00:23:44] But yeah, you know, this just shows you

[00:23:47] that even in Tarpen Springs,

[00:23:49] there's a needle in the haystack here.

[00:23:51] I mean, take a look at the sceneries here at this restaurant.

[00:23:55] Oh my God.

[00:23:56] Got some bread here, sir.

[00:23:57] Thank you.

[00:23:58] Thank you, sir.

[00:24:00] Oh my god, that looks incredible sir. Thank you first attempt of the day. We got the bread always dip it in the olive oil

[00:24:12] 9.2 out of time behind me. They had a nice bakery aisle with all these pastries and different desserts and selections

[00:24:20] Bunch of sweets in there

[00:24:23] Oh my god, I learned what that means today. I didn't know what that meant

[00:24:30] So what does Wopa mean? What does that mean?

[00:24:32] I first thought it said Wopa.

[00:24:34] Oppa!

[00:24:36] Oppa! It's grief, right?

[00:24:38] Yes. Okay. Wow.

[00:24:40] Sir, that looks incredible.

[00:24:42] Oh my god.

[00:24:44] What? I don't even know what this is.

[00:24:46] Yeah, Greek food is insane.

[00:24:48] I don't even know what to say.

[00:24:50] Yeah, it was like some melted cheese thing. It was good, bro.

[00:24:52] What brings Greek salad?

[00:24:54] I never had a salad in my life.

[00:24:56] Oh my god, I forgot about this part.

[00:24:58] salad in my fucking life till right now.

[00:25:00] Okay.

[00:25:01] Okay, thank you, sir.

[00:25:06] The tarpid's green salad.

[00:25:07] I'm gonna eat a salad in my life.

[00:25:09] This is my first time ever trying a salad,

[00:25:12] and it is a Greek salad.

[00:25:16] The first time trying a salad.

[00:25:18] Without further ado, let's give it a shot.

[00:25:25] I would not recommend eating salad.

[00:25:28] Do you have a Greek beer here?

[00:25:30] Dude, chat salad is mad, bro.

[00:25:33] Chat, I wanna be, what do you mean, of course.

[00:25:35] Why are people saying this stupid shit?

[00:25:39] Somebody type checks out.

[00:25:41] Yeah, I don't, ah, I'm literally skinny, bro.

[00:25:45] I'm literally skinny.

[00:25:49] I would love to try a Greek beer.

[00:25:51] Oh, you got them.

[00:25:52] Dude, they chilled the glass to the beer, bro.

[00:25:55] That is a nice touch.

[00:25:57] What am I saying, bro? This place is sweet as sugar, dude.

[00:26:00] I-

[00:26:01] Brother, like, I can't keep this shit up no more.

[00:26:04] Chat, look, bro.

[00:26:05] Like, what do you want me to say, bro?

[00:26:08] They're chilling to fucking beer, bro.

[00:26:09] I- Like, what the fuck am I supposed to say?

[00:26:12] Big tell us.

[00:26:13] Original Greek beer.

[00:26:15] Okay.

[00:26:15] Bro, Greek beer is good as fuck, by the way.

[00:26:18] That was honestly, like,

[00:26:20] you guys are gonna say, L alcoholic.

[00:26:21] That was honestly my favorite thing about the restaurant.

[00:26:24] And the desserts were insane.

[00:26:25] but the Greek beer was fucking good.

[00:26:28] That looks incredible.

[00:26:29] And we got it in a chilled glass here.

[00:26:32] That looks amazing.

[00:26:33] Thank you, sir.

[00:26:34] Thank you so much.

[00:26:35] I got two glasses, I think.

[00:26:38] Yama.

[00:26:38] What does yama mean?

[00:26:40] To our health.

[00:26:41] To our health.

[00:26:42] I learned two words in Greek, chat.

[00:26:44] Why do I look like that right there?

[00:26:46] I learned two words in Greek, bro.

[00:26:48] Opa means celebration and happy.

[00:26:51] And then yama means to our health.

[00:26:54] Or did I say it wrong?

[00:26:56] YAMAS?

[00:26:57] YAMAS.

[00:26:57] Tarpon Springs special Greek beer here.

[00:27:01] This is incredible beer.

[00:27:03] I'm loving the Tarpon Springs return arc.

[00:27:05] Yeah.

[00:27:06] Oh my god.

[00:27:07] That's a lamp screen.

[00:27:09] Holy.

[00:27:10] He said it's going to fall right off the bone.

[00:27:13] Oh my god, it did fall.

[00:27:14] Yeah, I never had lamb in my life until this point.

[00:27:17] I was trying a bunch of stuff off the bone.

[00:27:19] I never had lamb.

[00:27:20] It ran into one through 10.

[00:27:24] I've never had lamb before, very chewy, but pretty good.

[00:27:28] What's that one called?

[00:27:29] Oh my god, this was, oh my fucking god.

[00:27:32] Bro, bro, bro, Greek desserts are insane dude.

[00:27:38] Socalopita.

[00:27:40] And then what's that called?

[00:27:42] Baklava.

[00:27:43] Baklava.

[00:27:46] Bro, and then he said, in Greece, they invented cheesecake.

[00:27:50] Is that true?

[00:27:52] Can we fact check that?

[00:27:53] Let's ask Bernard. Let's fucking ask fucking Bernard, bro. Dead ass.

[00:28:00] Bernard, how you doing, bro?

[00:28:04] Hey, Nick. I'm doing great. Just hanging out, ready to help you with whatever's on your mind. How about you, feeling more in that evo mood or just vibing today?

[00:28:14] Always, brother. I feel fantabulous.

[00:28:16] Bernard, I went to Tarpon Springs and I lived to tell the tale.

[00:28:22] Top and spring survival, I knew you'd make it. So, did you discover the sponge capital secrets or did you just eat a mountain of Greek food?

[00:28:32] I did actually both, bro. I did both. Bernard, there was, it was a lot, very violence in there, bro, and I got out. It was very violent.

[00:28:41] Well, I'm glad you made it out of that intense sponge and Suvlaki zone.

[00:28:46] All right, hey, hey, no, Bernard, come on.

[00:28:49] Bernard, it wasn't sponge violence, bro.

[00:28:51] I was getting thrown into fucking lockers, bro.

[00:28:55] People were pressing me for dollars.

[00:28:58] Get impressed for dollars and thrown into lockers.

[00:29:01] Sounds like an action movie set in Florida.

[00:29:04] Next time, I'll be on standby as your virtual bodyguard.

[00:29:07] But hey, you live to tell the tale,

[00:29:09] no lockers gonna stop Jamesy.

[00:29:11] Yes, now I had a question.

[00:29:12] The waiter in the restaurant of Helles told me

[00:29:16] that grease invented cheesecake.

[00:29:19] Is that true?

[00:29:21] It's one of those things where the ancient Greeks

[00:29:23] did have a version of a cheesecake.

[00:29:25] They offered it at the first Olympics,

[00:29:27] which is pretty wild.

[00:29:29] But the cheesecake we know today evolved over time.

[00:29:32] So the wait is not totally off,

[00:29:34] but let's just say New York took it to the next level.

[00:29:37] Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right.

[00:29:40] Thank you, Bernard.

[00:29:40] Strawberry cheesecake.

[00:29:42] Oh my god

[00:29:47] Dude their desserts were so good this looks incredible chat. Look at this shit right here. I

[00:29:57] Can't believe this happened bro

[00:30:01] This dude this guy yo chat like I mean

[00:30:07] I mean, bro, how does he even know about this?

[00:30:11] Chat, listen, like, turn up the audio.

[00:30:14] What's your favorite here?

[00:30:18] Six seven is his answer, bro.

[00:30:20] Like, what the fuck has TikTok done to the world?

[00:30:23] Oh, oh my God.

[00:30:25] How do you know about that?

[00:30:26] Okay, what about the baklava?

[00:30:29] Okay.

[00:30:33] He chose a cheesecake.

[00:30:34] Cheesecake was created in Greece.

[00:30:36] What?

[00:30:36] No way it was were you born and raised in Tarbon Springs? I was raised in Tarbon Springs

[00:30:41] Raised in Tarbon Springs and like for me. I was raised here as well

[00:30:45] And it was rough growing up like I can't believe I made it out. Was it rough for you?

[00:30:49] No, I hung out in clear water. Oh, oh, so you think was it's Tarbon Springs nice you think?

[00:30:55] No, it was a wonderful place.

[00:31:01] Yes

[00:31:03] Yeah

[00:31:05] Jesus Christ, bro. I mean, Jesus Christ, what is this ad?

[00:31:09] Like, bro, Chad, do you hear this shit?

[00:31:12] It was every person I interviewed.

[00:31:15] I mean, what the fuck?

[00:31:16] You never moved out.

[00:31:18] Okay. Thank you, sir. Thank you.

[00:31:21] See, the thing is, it is rough.

[00:31:23] It's just people, um, they're trying to, you know, respect it.

[00:31:27] You know what I mean? It's just rough.

[00:31:28] They're not calling it what it is.

[00:31:29] And that's 100% what it was, bro.

[00:31:31] I'm not kidding that cake was fucking insane. I don't have forgot the name that was so I say this

[00:31:38] That might be the best thing I've ever had in my life. It tastes like chocolate with water in it. Next up

[00:31:43] We have the baklava. I'm not gonna lie. I think I've heard of this dessert before

[00:31:54] Baklava tastes like

[00:31:57] Apple pie next up strawberry cheesecake

[00:32:00] Okay, that's smooth as butter.

[00:32:03] I think I'm gonna gain like 15 pounds today.

[00:32:08] That is also incredible.

[00:32:09] Oh my God.

[00:32:10] I'm such a lard.

[00:32:14] Like I'm eating four desserts, bro.

[00:32:17] What was this one called again?

[00:32:18] Buletti?

[00:32:19] Alamo.

[00:32:20] Buletti?

[00:32:21] Alamo.

[00:32:22] I'm such a fucking lard, bro.

[00:32:23] Winner so far is that.

[00:32:24] I have not had this yet though.

[00:32:29] That smells good.

[00:32:30] actually ended up being my favorite I think either this is the chocolate cake

[00:32:34] this wins yeah bullete out of the mouth this wins this is the best the best

[00:32:40] bullete out of the mouth this wins oh my god I'm not even gonna lie to you

[00:32:45] yeah then I think right here we leave the restaurant what was I saying bro and

[00:32:48] then we do some more it was always sweet and tartan springs did you um I went

[00:32:53] to the casco did you check in did I check in like see I had to make sure shit

[00:32:58] was straight here. Like, I had to make sure shit was all good, bro. You cannot be fucking

[00:33:04] wandering tarpon springs if you're not gonna check the fuck in, bro. Legitimately. Check

[00:33:09] in, dude. Before you came in here, like, did you check in? Yeah, I checked in. Yeah, because-

[00:33:13] And this guy was hyper respectful, bro. Checked in, bro. Not a problem at all. Now, if he wouldn't

[00:33:18] have checked in, that's when things get problematic. Checked. Do you know what I'm saying? That's

[00:33:22] when things get problematic. What do you mean, Malch? What do you mean, Malch?

[00:33:30] As long as you do that, bro. There's no problems. Yeah, I sort of run the tarp,

[00:33:34] so I appreciate you for checking in, though. So you guys got a bag of sponges here?

[00:33:38] Yeah, I just went out on that. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Hi, guys.

[00:33:45] Delete System 32. Hi, guys. Delete System 30. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

[00:33:51] Here we go. Here we go.

[00:33:53] Everyone kind of just wanders around with sponges, bro.

[00:33:56] Like, I'm not making this shit up.

[00:33:58] You have to go to this place.

[00:34:00] Uncle owns that boat.

[00:34:01] Everyone just wanders around with sponges.

[00:34:03] This light's going on.

[00:34:05] Oh, is he on there right now?

[00:34:06] Can I interview him?

[00:34:07] My uncle?

[00:34:08] Yeah, yeah.

[00:34:09] I just want to ask him about, like, the tarp

[00:34:11] and his experiences, you know?

[00:34:12] Oh, yeah.

[00:34:13] Because for me, like, I'm lucky to make it

[00:34:15] out of tarpon springs,

[00:34:16] and I've had a lot of near-death experiences,

[00:34:19] literally on this trip.

[00:34:20] shit's not sweet in tarpon springs see this guy understands bro like this guy

[00:34:26] he grew up on the side of town that I grew up on exactly and that's what I'm

[00:34:29] trying to tell people and I was talking to this guy in the restaurant he said

[00:34:32] he's never wanted to leave he's never wanted to move I don't know what side of

[00:34:36] the tarp he was growing up on yeah but shit was never sweet in tarpon springs

[00:34:40] bro and I appreciate you for understanding that

[00:34:44] Nah, he's a little, he's a little, he's a little funny.

[00:34:49] Okay, well then maybe, and then maybe don't interview him.

[00:34:52] Oh, nah, it'd be funny.

[00:34:53] Hey, Uncle Jeff.

[00:34:54] He wants to ask you some questions about Tarpon Springs.

[00:34:57] Uncle Jeff, this guy is interesting.

[00:34:59] Frank.

[00:35:00] Do you live around here?

[00:35:02] No.

[00:35:03] Oh, yeah.

[00:35:04] What are your experiences like in Tarpon Springs?

[00:35:06] My experiences?

[00:35:07] Yeah, like, did you enjoy it?

[00:35:09] Do you feel like it's a rough area?

[00:35:11] What do you think?

[00:35:12] thing because we're sort of asking people okay he's laughing again like what

[00:35:19] is comedic I don't understand what is comedic what is fucking funny about this

[00:35:26] question I don't get it I mean God how many years 37 years and you know you

[00:35:37] You don't think it's a rough area at all, you sure?

[00:35:40] You're trying to convince me of something,

[00:35:42] what are you trying to convince me of?

[00:35:43] I'm like, for me personally, it was,

[00:35:46] I'm lucky to get out, you know?

[00:35:47] And I'm just asking about people's stories and, you know,

[00:35:52] oh, he comes down and I just,

[00:35:55] I had a really rough time getting out of here.

[00:35:57] So you had a problem here?

[00:35:59] Yeah, I got jumped here, like 10 years ago,

[00:36:01] I was at the Spongebob's and these kids jumped me

[00:36:05] for my sponges and I couldn't eat for like two days.

[00:36:08] Really?

[00:36:09] No.

[00:36:10] No places without insects.

[00:36:12] And we do have kids down here that,

[00:36:15] especially a group, I hate to say Greeks,

[00:36:17] but when they get together, they're killers.

[00:36:21] So like, what?

[00:36:24] So you were personally, I've not had a bad experience.

[00:36:27] No, not at all.

[00:36:28] I guess the friendliest town I've ever known.

[00:36:31] Yo, like, do you hear this guy, bro?

[00:36:34] Chat, is Tarpon Springs paying these people?

[00:36:37] How does this work?

[00:36:39] Chat, listen to what he says.

[00:36:40] It's very important.

[00:36:41] I don't know, I don't know.

[00:36:42] It's the friendliest town I've ever known.

[00:36:44] Friendliest town you've ever known.

[00:36:47] He has to be getting paid.

[00:36:49] He has to be getting paid.

[00:36:54] Like, what?

[00:36:55] Okay, all right, throw me a bone here, sir. Okay. Okay. I understand. Well, thank you.

[00:37:03] So you said this is the friendliest town you've ever been in.

[00:37:07] Absolutely. I have not experienced anything at all. Oh my God.

[00:37:13] Jesus. I know you're looking for people to read with you.

[00:37:18] I have. Tell them, they say shit's not sweet and turn it free.

[00:37:20] Don't get me wrong. This is not a perfect town. Yeah, you know, it's just like any other town. You've got incidents and one of your years was an incident. Yes. Well, thank you for your time. So I appreciate it. I hope you find what you love. Friendliest town he's ever been in. Like I've never even heard that.

[00:37:38] Yeah, it's it's not safe out here. So I gotta keep it safe. He laughed again. I mean bro. He's laughing again

[00:37:48] Like what the actual fuck? I need to get a t-shirt, dude

[00:37:55] Jesus Christ

[00:37:59] Bar okay, dude, I

[00:38:03] Mean I just looked like an absolute child of muffin here

[00:38:06] This is a proper tarpon springs attire here.

[00:38:10] Well, it was nice speaking to the townsfolk.

[00:38:13] Now it is time to show you guys exactly the neighborhood I grew up in and after maybe get some ice cream.

[00:38:20] Now, ladies and gentlemen, a lot of people have been asking,

[00:38:22] Tinksy, what neighborhood did you grow up in?

[00:38:25] It's a rough neighborhood.

[00:38:27] You know what I'm saying?

[00:38:28] A lot of gang violence in this neighborhood.

[00:38:31] Like, a lot of it.

[00:38:32] So, yeah.

[00:38:35] Okay, I'm gonna be honest, it might look like that guy is like some rich guy with a crazy

[00:38:41] mansion.

[00:38:42] In reality, the only reason why these mansions are here is because it's drug lords.

[00:38:48] Okay, look, I'm gonna be honest, shit was always sweet in tarpon springs.

[00:38:53] And right here, I finally admitted it, bro.

[00:38:55] I finally admitted it, dude.

[00:38:57] Chat, shit was sweet in tarpon.

[00:38:59] It was never, I should have never said that, bro.

[00:39:03] shit was always sweet in the tarp, bro.

[00:39:06] Yup, yup, y'all win.

[00:39:09] Y'all win, bro.

[00:39:10] Shit was always sweet in tarpon's brains.

[00:39:14] I don't know what else to say.

[00:39:17] I mean, for Christ's sakes, they're looking at the ocean.

[00:39:20] All right, like, like.

[00:39:22] God, I love this city.

[00:39:27] Well, chat.

[00:39:28] You mean the man I answered?

[00:39:30] Peak vlog, bro.

[00:39:31] Peak fucking vlog, dude.

[00:39:33] Chat now, now that this vlog is completed,

[00:39:37] what vlog should we do next?

[00:39:40] Chat, I'm taking suggestions from the chat right now.

[00:39:43] What blog should we do next?

[00:39:49] Golf, gooning blog.

[00:39:52] What is a gooning blog, bro?

[00:39:53] How the fuck do you want that to go?

[00:39:57] How the fuck do you want that to go, bro?

[00:39:59] How the hell do you want that to go?

[00:40:01] North Korea vlog, my fan, that guy.

[00:40:07] Go to O block.

[00:40:09] So you want me to do a vlog in O block?

[00:40:16] You want me to vlog here?

[00:40:18] This is what you want me to do.

[00:40:21] You want me to vlog in O block?

[00:40:24] Oh my God, this guy did it.

[00:40:26] Bro, you want me to vlog in O block, bro.

[00:40:29] Uh, guys, give me some more suggestions, please.

[00:40:34] Diamond gym.

[00:40:35] Wait, what's that?

[00:40:36] What?

[00:40:37] Wait, wait, hold up.

[00:40:38] Hold up.

[00:40:39] Diamond gym.

[00:40:40] Chad, what is diamond gym?

[00:40:44] I've heard of this one.

[00:40:47] What's special about it?

[00:40:49] It's just a regular gym.

[00:40:53] Whoa.

[00:40:54] Wait, what's special about it, Chad?

[00:40:57] You guys made a vlog in here?

[00:41:04] Die.

[00:41:06] Wait, what do you mean?

[00:41:08] I'll die!

[00:41:10] What the fuck are you talking about?

[00:41:17] This is the what?

[00:41:19] Diamond Jim New Jersey?

[00:41:20] this channel chat diamond you does not promote or promotion any illegal

[00:41:35] he could have said anything he would have got mad I'm gonna piss him off a lot more

[00:41:44] than just uh he'll be happy again in a minute happy if I give him a little bit of anadrol

[00:41:49] Let's ask Bernard. Let's ask Bernard, bro. Let's ask Bernard. Hey, Bernard, my chat is

[00:42:09] saying I should do a vlog where I go to Diamond Gym. What is, what's the catch with Diamond

[00:42:14] gym. Diamond gyms is a classic spot in Tarpon Springs. It's got that old school

[00:42:20] code. No Bernard! Bernard! Motherfucker! Bernard! Diamond gym New Jersey. My chat

[00:42:30] wants me to do a vlog there. Ah, gotcha. Switching states on me. So Diamond gym in

[00:42:36] Jersey is one of those local favorites. Think hearty food, relaxed atmosphere.

[00:42:41] Yeah, probably some good characters food. Okay, this guy this guy's a fucking idiot

[00:42:49] This guy's a fucking idiot Jason wits

[00:42:53] Yeah, why don't we just call Jason well

[00:42:57] Jason win let's just call them

[00:43:04] How bad could this fucking place me

[00:43:11] Oh my god, you're going back!

[00:43:16] Yo, Jason, what's up, bro?

[00:43:18] Of course, bro, you can come, dude.

[00:43:22] What?

[00:43:25] Oh, to your party?

[00:43:28] Yeah.

[00:43:31] Yes, bro. All right, I will be there, man.

[00:43:36] Hey, that's what you called for, right?

[00:43:38] Okay, uh, no, Jason, I have a question, bro.

[00:43:43] So my chat is telling me to do a vlog where I go to Diamond Jim, and they said that you

[00:43:48] went to Diamond Jim.

[00:43:50] Keep it a buck with me, Jason, what, what is it about, bro?

[00:43:54] What the fuck is that shit about?

[00:43:56] It's about, uh, there's more than just physical challenges, okay?

[00:44:00] It's mental.

[00:44:01] I, I've been there, I survived, I threw up, I, I, you know, I vlogged as well, you want

[00:44:07] watch it on youtube you can watch it you can see that it was

[00:44:12] treacherous it was dangerous bro these guys are

[00:44:14] fucking gigantic these guys are fucking huge holy

[00:44:18] shit yep yep yeah they're huge bro huge oh my god

[00:44:24] okay so wait you think i would survive this though

[00:44:29] i mean you have been on your fitness park a little bit i've seen your uh

[00:44:34] Football training so I feel like I feel like you could do it bro, but you need like the form up is

[00:44:43] I think what 200 burpees and then you run up and down the hill and then the first round

[00:44:48] For me, I did chest day, which I think was the easiest out of the three if you get a leg day is fucking over for you

[00:44:54] Wait, um jason

[00:44:57] You said the warm-up was 200 burpees

[00:45:00] Yeah

[00:45:04] I lied down to the call.

[00:45:06] Um, chat, 200 burpees in a fucking warm-up?

[00:45:13] What the fuck are we training for?

[00:45:16] What are we training for, bro?

[00:45:18] To, like, explode the sun?

[00:45:21] What are we training for?

[00:45:23] 200 fucking burpees?

[00:45:27] Fuck!

[00:45:29] Like, what?

[00:45:33] Let's look it up on TikTok.

[00:45:37] Dude, I'm down the vlog this, but bro, when am I ever going to be in New Jersey, bro?

[00:45:44] I would fly to New Jersey for the vlog.

[00:45:48] When am I ever going to be in New Jersey, y'all?

[00:45:52] Chalpharva fly to New Jersey from Tampa?

[00:45:54] Bro, I'm down to go to Diamond Gym if y'all want me to.

[00:46:00] I think I can survive, dead ass.

[00:46:09] Alright, let's just look up Diamond Jim and let's see what this shit's all about, bro.

[00:46:13] Let's see what this shit's about.

[00:46:30] Holy Traps. What the fuck bro? This guy looks like a Bucky character.

[00:46:41] Right now you're battling more than just this fucking person.

[00:46:44] There's millions of people that look at you and hear the reason why they keep going. You can't quit.

[00:46:47] I'm gonna keep it an absolute beam with you. I probably die in here. I'm just gonna can I be honest? I die. I would die, bro

[00:47:09] Y'all I bench like 140. What is this?

[00:47:17] Brother, I play video games every day. I would fucking die in here.

[00:47:31] What the fuck, bro?

[00:47:35] What the fuck, dude?

[00:47:47] I'm sorry this is a safety hazard what sir are you throwing fucking dumbbells around like brother this

[00:48:13] This is a safety hazard on all fronts.

[00:48:16] Oh yeah.

[00:48:17] He's throwing dumbbells around.

[00:48:19] Somebody could break their goddamn toe in here.

[00:48:22] Yeah, yeah, what's up with that shit?

[00:48:24] Man, what the fuck?

[00:48:25] Let's take that.

[00:48:27] What is this?

[00:48:28] God, die in here, bro.

[00:48:29] I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, bro.

[00:48:33] Yeah.

[00:48:33] Tarpon Springs is sweet as sugar,

[00:48:35] but the vlog revealed all truth.

[00:48:38] I'm sweet as fucking sugar, bro.

[00:48:40] Listen, I'm not doing this shit.

[00:48:42] What are y'all requesting me to fucking do?

[00:48:44] I'll die in here.

[00:48:47] Hi, guys, how are you doing, bro?

[00:48:51] Hey, Tixie, how's your day going, bro?

[00:48:53] Fantastic, bro.

[00:48:54] Made it back from Tarpon Springs in one piece.

[00:48:57] How are you doing, bro?

[00:48:59] Bro, people are laughing at you, dude.

[00:49:01] You know what I'm saying, but anyway, bro,

[00:49:04] I hear you're looking for a place to explore.

[00:49:06] You could come to Chester.

[00:49:08] You want me to do a vlog where?

[00:49:10] Chester?

[00:49:11] Yeah, Chester, Pennsylvania, yeah.

[00:49:15] I don't think you're...

[00:49:17] Listen, bro, you wouldn't survive.

[00:49:19] Hi, guys.

[00:49:21] Yo, bro, you're like the SpongeBob gif

[00:49:24] where he's fucking licking ice cream.

[00:49:28] Brother, what the fuck is this?

[00:49:30] Hi, guys.

[00:49:31] I'm not going to Chester, dude.

[00:49:34] But these are cherry picked.

[00:49:35] These are cherry picked images right here.

[00:49:37] Brother, this is a sweet ass town.

[00:49:40] What do y'all do?

[00:49:41] Exchange cookies?

[00:49:44] You pay, you wouldn't survive.

[00:49:46] Okay.

[00:49:47] You would get pressed on the first street you go to,

[00:49:49] but maybe with me, like, they're killed out.

[00:49:52] The gang activity, it's been a little bit light recently.

[00:49:55] I tried to amend the gangs together

[00:49:58] because they were fighting over like this turf.

[00:50:00] And I was like, guys, it's not worth it.

[00:50:02] So basically, they're on like a ceasefire right now.

[00:50:05] So you could come like tomorrow,

[00:50:08] but the ceasefire, the ceasefire,

[00:50:10] I'm not kidding, it ends at $28 or so.

[00:50:12] The chat is literally just typing me ho.

[00:50:15] Nobody's even listening to what you're saying, bro.

[00:50:18] High-vives, bro.

[00:50:19] Chester, Pennsylvania?

[00:50:21] Brother, I'll come here for ice cream cones, buddy.

[00:50:25] No, bro, this has, oh my God, what the fuck is this?

[00:50:31] The hell is that, high-vives?

[00:50:34] Let me give you a good video, oh my God.

[00:50:40] There's a there's a notorious video. Yeah, right here

[00:50:46] So see is one of my friends right here actually he's one of my best friends

[00:50:52] Okay, let's pour them up. His name is hoards and hollers

[00:51:02] Chester, Pennsylvania worst areas at nighttime

[00:51:10] Oh y'alls y'alls row doesn't have a line through the middle

[00:51:18] Hey, hi guys, you might actually be like from the trenches high-five

[00:51:33] Oh hi guys, I didn't know this

[00:51:36] Wow, where do you live now, Highbuds?

[00:51:43] Right there, right there, that's where I live, that's my door, right there.

[00:51:50] It's not, yeah, it's bad.

[00:51:52] Also, these are my gang member friends right here.

[00:51:55] They're whipping dope right now.

[00:51:58] But basically, I kind of control them.

[00:52:00] Don't you mean slinging dope?

[00:52:03] Yeah, but we use different slang over here. It's Philly. So basically, um, yeah, they, they were

[00:52:11] son, they were, um, you know, selling dope on the street, but this car actually scared them. They

[00:52:17] rented my house. They were like, bro, it's, but I told them that's my friend. So hi, guys, that's

[00:52:22] your house, bro, right there? Right there. All the lights are off. If you have the lights on at night,

[00:52:29] Wow

[00:52:32] Bro, I didn't know you had it this rough my boys. Wow. I'm very impressed bro. You made it out, dude

[00:52:39] Wow, oh my god

[00:52:45] No, no yo hi boys should I go to the diamond gym? Yes or no

[00:52:56] You want to come

[00:52:59] You know they make the Camberman do burpees in here?

[00:53:03] Wait, what?

[00:53:03] Bro, yeah, get your ass over here, bro!

[00:53:06] Wait, and yo-

[00:53:07] Wait, let's look up Diamond Jim Rules, chat.

[00:53:10] Diamond Jim Rules. Have us, you're voting to call.

[00:53:14] Diamond Jim Rules.

[00:53:15] I got it, I got it.

[00:53:17] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:53:19] Chat, here we go.

[00:53:20] Diamond Jim Rules, bro.

[00:53:21] Hey, let's read the rules.

[00:53:22] Pop!

[00:53:23] Fuck over here, pop.

[00:53:24] How do you say rules?

[00:53:25] Couple rules, bro, that we operate with while we're in here.

[00:53:28] Um, no water.

[00:53:29] No water. Okay, so safety hazard.

[00:53:33] That's fine. We can go hydrating. We can go hydrating.

[00:53:36] Alright.

[00:53:38] No sitting down at all.

[00:53:40] No sitting down at all. That's fair. I respect that one.

[00:53:43] No stopping in your set at all. If you do stop at any point during your set,

[00:53:49] no matter what the rep count is, you have to pay.

[00:53:59] A lot of push-ups you'll do today, no gain on your knee at any points,

[00:54:03] or getting up in between, or before doing a push-up.

[00:54:07] So, okay, okay, wow.

[00:54:11] Alright, so if you pull out of a rep, you do 20 more reps, Chad?

[00:54:17] And you can't drink water.

[00:54:20] And you said the cameraman also asked to do stuff, right?

[00:54:24] Yeah, hi guys, you should come in, bro, bring the camera.

[00:54:27] I might break my leg the week before that and it's gonna be tough.

[00:54:32] I fucking expect it to be tough.

[00:54:35] Bro, Chad, you never know.

[00:54:36] Maybe this is gonna be the next vlog, bro.

[00:54:38] Maybe I'll be in New Jersey, dude.

[00:54:39] Maybe this will be the next vlog.

[00:54:41] No way.

[00:54:42] No way.

[00:54:43] No way.

[00:54:44] No way.

[00:54:45] No way.

[00:54:46] No way.

[00:54:47] No way.

[00:54:48] No way.

[00:54:49] No way.

[00:54:50] No way.

[00:54:51] No way.

[00:54:52] No way.

[00:54:53] No way.

[00:54:54] No way.

[00:54:55] No way.

[00:54:56] with Joe. Oh yeah, Joe lives in

[00:55:02] Jersey. Oh my god. Dude, do you

[00:55:05] think Joe would go? I don't know.

[00:55:11] If you like it, Joe's a big

[00:55:13] workout guy, bro. Let's see.

[00:55:16] Joe lives in Jersey, bro.

[00:55:20] Chad Joe lives in Jersey, dude Joe lives in Jersey, dude, we're execution

[00:55:30] bang wait he's watching a video he's watching a video or on a whoa Joe's

[00:55:35] shirtless whoa chat oh my god

[00:55:43] Chad Joe's shirtless with a chain of criminals are apprehended in New Jersey

[00:55:49] and placed inside the van there then quickly chat I'm gonna text Joe I don't

[00:55:54] want to call anybody's in a video I'm gonna text Joe and say let's go to

[00:55:59] diamond Jim we'll have been Jesse would you rather lose one of your eyes or

[00:56:04] both your balls what we're talking about whatever I lose one of my eyes or

[00:56:10] both of my balls oh my god

[00:56:19] One of my eyes are both of my balls.

[00:56:22] Probably both of my balls.

[00:56:24] Wait, Joe, I'm gonna call you really quick, Joe.

[00:56:26] Like, if that's okay.

[00:56:29] Let me call.

[00:56:34] Okay, okay, okay.

[00:56:35] Let me call Joe, let me call Joe, let me call Joe.

[00:56:44] So, Joe, you stay in Jersey, right?

[00:56:47] So Joe, have you heard of a place by the name of Diamond Jim or do you want to go there?

[00:56:56] Well, I was thinking about going like, do you think you would want to like go with me?

[00:57:03] uh potentially the only thing is like they're gonna fucking eat you alive there man you realize that right like

[00:57:09] even like guys that work out there that are you know influencers like Lex Little and like other

[00:57:17] people that are like actually like full on jacks get like you know like it's brutal from what i've seen

[00:57:25] so but is there a way i can fill out like a google doc and be like hey guys this is what i'm comfortable

[00:57:30] with this is what I'm not guys also um I'm not listening to that okay okay well

[00:57:41] Joe I'm like look I might go to this bro so I'm just letting you know if I die in

[00:57:46] there Joe if I die in there I'd love you Joe and it like Joe if you want to come

[00:57:51] with me more than welcome extending the okay all right Joe I just I'm just I'm

[00:57:57] I'm not gonna die in there, Joe.

[00:57:59] Like, I'm an athlete.

[00:58:01] Why is he chocolate-

[00:58:02] Hey, look up, look up, look up.

[00:58:03] Yeah, no, wait, you were just on that one video.

[00:58:06] Like, look up Dime and Jim on YouTube.

[00:58:08] What, what do you want me to look up specifically?

[00:58:12] Larry Wills trend.

[00:58:13] Which one?

[00:58:15] You look up Dime and Jim, Will.

[00:58:17] Yeah, Will did a really good one.

[00:58:20] Come on!

[00:58:21] Come on, come on, come on!

[00:58:23] Drink water for like,

[00:58:24] I don't think it's gonna work.

[00:58:25] Yeah, so there's no drinking water, no closing your eyes,

[00:58:30] no sitting down, and no stopping in the middle of the set.

[00:58:36] This is me and the world's most dangerous gym,

[00:58:38] but it's not dangerous.

[00:58:39] Bro, I think I can make it through this.

[00:58:41] I really do.

[00:58:42] Bro, chat, is it possible to actually die of exhaustion,

[00:58:46] like legitimately?

[00:58:50] Yes.

[00:58:50] What?

[00:58:51] You can die of exhaustion.

[00:58:52] Oh my God, okay, okay.

[00:58:55] Well, maybe I just need water and maybe rest,

[00:58:57] but we'll see, bro.

[00:58:58] All right, well, all right, Joe,

[00:58:59] I don't want to take up too much of your time.

[00:59:00] I know you're busy, but I'll let you know, Joe.

[00:59:03] I will let you know, bro.

[00:59:05] All right, let me know, bro.

[00:59:06] Have a good rest here, Shayne.

[00:59:07] All right, you too.

[00:59:08] W, Joe.

[00:59:09] Chat, Joe's shirtless with a chain on right now?

[00:59:14] Down for it.

[00:59:15] But is it?

[00:59:16] Chat, Joe is shirtless with a chain on, dude.

[00:59:19] Like, I mean, I don't know.

[00:59:21] I'm slightly erect.

[00:59:23] Been intimidating for people to come in here.

[00:59:24] I'm training with a card of those guys tonight.

[00:59:26] So by the way, this guy looks gigantic.

[00:59:28] I've been looking at his fucking arms,

[00:59:29] posting through his fucking shirt.

[00:59:31] Can I use your advice?

[00:59:32] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[00:59:35] Okay, yo chat, can I just be honest?

[00:59:40] Is he on Royds?

[00:59:42] Like, I've never even seen traps like that.

[00:59:45] You could park a fucking bus on his trapezoid.

[00:59:49] Brother, is he on Royds?

[00:59:50] Can we just be honest?

[00:59:53] Yes.

[00:59:54] Yes, yes, yes, yes, 100%.

[00:59:56] Yeah, like, brother, you could legitimately park

[00:59:59] a fucking car on its trap.

[01:00:01] Like, how do you know guys tonight?

[01:00:03] Can you work in a-

[01:00:06] Ha ha ha!

[01:00:08] You know, punk, I've only ever seen them once

[01:00:10] and I was like, holy bum structure.

[01:00:12] We have a maugher here.

[01:00:14] Yeah, what is this guy's name, Will Tennyson?

[01:00:16] This guy's mauging.

[01:00:17] Ha ha ha!

[01:00:19] Holy hair, too.

[01:00:20] Chad, I gotta get my hair like this.

[01:00:21] Fuck, I gotta get my hair like this.

[01:00:23] You know what, I've only ever seen them once and I was like, you know what, let me, I'll

[01:00:28] stay over here doing what I'm doing.

[01:00:30] So what we're gonna do, we're hearing that it's bad, we're hearing that it's rough,

[01:00:35] we're just gonna randomly skip 20 minutes into the video and just see how rough it

[01:00:40] is.

[01:00:41] Fuck, what happened?

[01:00:45] I'm not doing that no hey hey what the fuck I'm not doing that shit

[01:01:11] I'm not going to be struck what the fuck was that what the hell was that

[01:01:25] hey watch that somebody in my chat said yes you are what do you mean I don't

[01:01:40] who gets lagging? What? Bro, don't tell me it's one of these days. Hi, guys. Bro, the

[01:01:47] stream's lagging. Nine. The stream is lagging. Oh my god. No way. Brother, the stream's lagging,

[01:01:56] Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me, did it fix?

[01:02:03] Yeah, so...

[01:02:06] I'll die if I go here chat.

[01:02:32] Like yeah would it be a great YouTube video?

[01:02:34] Yep.

[01:02:35] video would be my memorial. Like chat what do you want me to say? I would fucking die in here.

[01:02:41] Guys, there's people screaming, there's big weights. I would die. I would legitimately die. I'm 100% sure.

[01:03:05] Fuck all this shit! Fuck all this shit!

[01:03:08] Shut the fuck up!

[01:03:15] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[01:03:20] Is that actually what this environment's like?

[01:03:23] Holy shit.

[01:03:26] Shut the fuck up!

[01:03:28] He's made a compliment.

[01:03:30] And this guy's like, fuck all that!

[01:03:33] Oh, look at that amount of oil!

[01:03:35] Oh, look at that amount of oil!

[01:03:39] I fucking did 35.

[01:03:41] Fuck.

[01:03:43] Wait, he's getting sassy with them?

[01:03:45] He's getting sassy?

[01:03:49] You could die in here, son.

[01:03:51] You could die. I fucking did 35.

[01:03:53] I fucking did 35, man. Fuck.

[01:03:57] Fuck.

[01:03:59] Bro, I would not get sassy in here.

[01:04:01] in here, I'm gonna be honest.

[01:04:03] I would probably not say a fucking word to be honest, bro.

[01:04:06] Also, what is this?

[01:04:08] Like, like Jack, I'm sorry, this weight here,

[01:04:12] whatever, what even is this?

[01:04:15] When you add the bar, what is this?

[01:04:17] 700 pounds on each side?

[01:04:19] I mean, who's lifting this?

[01:04:23] Who the fuck is lifting this, bro?

[01:04:26] Larry Wills?

[01:04:31] I don't want to be like negative because no one's gonna...

[01:04:43] Oh, oh, oh, oh, I don't like that!

[01:04:45] I don't like that, I don't like that, I don't like that, I don't like that!

[01:04:47] Are we gonna see what happens?

[01:04:49] What? All I need to do is don't be with your...

[01:04:51] You're never able to see me, you know?

[01:04:53] I don't like that, I don't play with someone.

[01:04:56] I don't know that, but I'm pretty sure.

[01:04:58] I'm gonna for sure snap my fucking bottom out.

[01:05:01] We don't know yet. We don't know yet.

[01:05:03] You have a phone.

[01:05:05] You can't hit it wrong so I can't.

[01:05:07] Huh?

[01:05:08] You can't hit it wrong so I can't.

[01:05:10] Yeah, he said you can't hit it wrong so he's doing it.

[01:05:14] Uh, yeah, I don't think this guy is in a very joking, bubbly mood.

[01:05:18] I don't...

[01:05:19] Uh, this guy's fucking pissed.

[01:05:21] I don't...

[01:05:22] I don't think he's really having a great time in there.

[01:05:24] Craziest thing?

[01:05:26] You're in this stuff, they just keep on yelling.

[01:05:28] It's like, one more.

[01:05:30] One more. One more.

[01:05:32] They don't really mean one more.

[01:05:34] And...

[01:05:36] They yell, one more, one more, one more, one more.

[01:05:40] Yeah, I mean, surely you sign a waiver in here.

[01:05:43] I mean, someone could actually like die.

[01:05:46] Should I say one more?

[01:05:48] That's actually fucked. One more!

[01:05:50] Okay, one more! One more!

[01:05:52] Alright, one more! One more!

[01:05:54] Just one more!

[01:05:56] Oh, my heart's palpitating!

[01:05:58] Like, I don't even know, I just didn't even stage!

[01:06:28] I was under the impression that using too much weight in a gym is like just malpractice

[01:06:35] and you can injure yourself.

[01:06:36] Bro, as soon as weight reaches a point where it's messing up your form, you should probably

[01:06:42] go down and wait.

[01:06:43] Brother, that doesn't look good at all.

[01:06:46] Guys, this doesn't even look productive.

[01:06:49] This just actually looks like you're going to get injured.

[01:06:52] Look at his back when he comes up.

[01:06:54] Look at his back right here.

[01:06:57] Oh my god.

[01:07:01] His face turned into like an apple.

[01:07:05] I think this is not good.

[01:07:07] I don't even think this is good for working out.

[01:07:09] What am I watching?

[01:07:11] It was really hard to stay confident going into these sets because it was so far out

[01:07:39] of my comfort zone, any sign of self-doubt I placed on myself, really pissed them off.

[01:07:44] I really pissed them off a lot.

[01:07:46] A lot.

[01:07:49] We'll fuck you up right here.

[01:07:53] Um, did I hear that correctly?

[01:07:57] Is this like the beyond scared straight of Jim's?

[01:08:00] What is this?

[01:08:02] We'll fuck you up right here.

[01:08:04] I really pissed them off a lot.

[01:08:06] A lot.

[01:08:07] a lot.

[01:08:09] He's like, oh my God, what am I doing?

[01:08:12] Yo bro, chat, is this the beyond scared straight of gyms?

[01:08:17] What is this?

[01:08:21] Why is the gamer talking, hey Del Rio, yo, this guy.

[01:08:25] Yo Del Rio, because it's about,

[01:08:28] it's not about gamer bro, Del Rio, what it's about?

[01:08:31] Del Rio, it's about the fact of,

[01:08:37] there is working out and then there's malpractice.

[01:08:41] This is malpractice, bro.

[01:08:43] This is not a good gym.

[01:08:45] Get it in the fucking head, you can do it.

[01:08:47] All right, here we go.

[01:08:48] He just said he's gonna fuck him up.

[01:08:50] Yo, let's fucking go.

[01:08:51] Bro. Go!

[01:08:53] Go!

[01:08:54] Come on!

[01:08:55] Come on!

[01:08:56] Come on!

[01:08:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:08:58] Come on!

[01:09:03] I don't think this is safe.

[01:09:04] I don't know.

[01:09:06] No, this isn't safe.

[01:09:07] This is not safe.

[01:09:08] Oh my god.

[01:09:09] Look at his face.

[01:09:10] Threat!

[01:09:11] No!

[01:09:12] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[01:09:13] Um...

[01:09:15] What the fuck?

[01:09:16] Look at his face, guys!

[01:09:18] What is this?

[01:09:19] This is not safe!

[01:09:21] Watch Jason's video?

[01:09:23] Okay.

[01:09:26] Let's watch Jason.

[01:09:28] For the past few months, you cannot scroll any social-

[01:09:31] Surviving the world's most dangerous gym.

[01:09:34] Okay?

[01:09:34] For the past few months, you cannot scroll any social media without seeing a clip from

[01:09:41] the most dangerous gym in the world, Diamond Gym.

[01:09:43] Bro, why did I not hear about this to recent?

[01:09:46] Did he just hit him in the face?

[01:09:51] They put the top athletes, influencers and bodybuilders through the toughest workout

[01:09:55] they've ever had to face and don't give them a single ounce of grace.

[01:10:00] A few weeks ago while I was livestreaming, my Twitch chat had a brilliant idea of telling

[01:10:06] me to try my luck and see if I could handle this gym.

[01:10:08] Bro, I've seen this on my TikTok.

[01:10:11] I would be so down to go to this.

[01:10:12] I'm not even trolling.

[01:10:13] Like, compared to everybody in this gym, I'm a flabby piece of meat, bro.

[01:10:17] I would literally...

[01:10:19] So if Jason's a flabby piece of meat, what am I, Jack?

[01:10:24] If I go to this, like, Jack, if Jason's a flabby piece of meat, what am I?

[01:10:29] A tub of lard, lard, a pussy, a piece of shit, a fat piece of shit, you're legitimately dog food, a twig.

[01:10:41] Go to the Dallas Mahal. This guy's like, uh, on a stream from three weeks ago.

[01:10:47] Appreciate the motivation, Jeff.

[01:10:50] Die!

[01:10:51] Many have tried, but few have passed the test, while others have to fight through across the country.

[01:10:56] Bro, I might actually do this. I'm not even kidding.

[01:10:58] Today, I'll be putting myself through not only the toughest workout I've ever-

[01:11:01] As long as I don't die, and don't have a life-altering injury,

[01:11:08] I'll go.

[01:11:09] As long as I don't die, and don't have a life-altering injury-

[01:11:12] Ooh, Jason went in the night time?

[01:11:14] That's actually pretty immersive.

[01:11:15] Ever had to injure?

[01:11:16] Go!

[01:11:17] Let's go!

[01:11:18] Go!

[01:11:19] Go!

[01:11:20] Hold up!

[01:11:20] Stay!

[01:11:21] But the most dangerous experience of my entire life.

[01:11:24] We are outside the diamond gym.

[01:11:29] I'm gonna call a couple more friends.

[01:11:31] I'm gonna call Cash right now.

[01:11:32] The reason why I went is because I saw him twerking on my timeline at the diamond gym,

[01:11:36] so let's see if he got any advice from me.

[01:11:39] And I got no advice.

[01:11:40] We call Bradley Martin his buff.

[01:11:42] Maybe he got advice from me.

[01:11:43] Yo, Brad, at the diamond gym right now, and I was calling you because you're buff as

[01:11:49] shit.

[01:11:50] I wanted to ask you for advice.

[01:11:51] They hydrated.

[01:11:52] They don't let you drink in there.

[01:11:54] Yeah, so I

[01:11:56] Want to actually do a little bit of research on this with Bernard. I'm 99% sure that that's dangerous to not drink water

[01:12:03] In a lifting like a shit. Hey Bernard question. Um, is it safe to not drink water?

[01:12:12] Intentionally for long periods of time while working out with extraneous amounts of weight

[01:12:17] Honestly, that's not a safe approach your body really needs hydration

[01:12:22] Especially when you're pushing it with heavy workouts the hydration can mess with your performance cause dizzy

[01:12:27] See, I like this one. I appreciate that brother, bro. Um, I don't like there's rules

[01:12:33] Like don't sit down cool. That's a cool rule

[01:12:37] Don't drink water. That's legitimately

[01:12:41] Just malpractice

[01:12:44] So basically you're telling me

[01:12:46] Yeah, uh, yeah, I mean, you gotta tell me.

[01:12:48] Ah, you right, you right.

[01:12:49] All right, man.

[01:12:50] I'm fucked, yo.

[01:12:51] What's my advice is that?

[01:12:52] Yeah, if I go in here, bro, like, I need water, dude.

[01:12:56] Let's go.

[01:12:57] It's 4.

[01:12:58] It's time.

[01:12:59] All right, man, we ready?

[01:12:59] I don't know if Unk's gonna let that slide.

[01:13:01] He might, like, throw me through a glass window

[01:13:04] if I try to grab a Zephyr Hills.

[01:13:06] Like, I don't know if I want to do this.

[01:13:09] Like, I know it's a good video, but I might die.

[01:13:12] But if Diamond Jim had it right there,

[01:13:13] I think Unk is on the inside.

[01:13:15] I'm ready, man.

[01:13:16] What's going on, man?

[01:13:17] You're already smiling so much.

[01:13:19] I don't see it.

[01:13:21] Oh my god.

[01:13:21] Is that actually how we're greeting him?

[01:13:23] I'm smiling so much.

[01:13:24] I'm just happy dude.

[01:13:24] I can't be happy.

[01:13:25] No, you're not, you're not.

[01:13:26] Nice and firm.

[01:13:27] Hey, good.

[01:13:30] Look, I'm gonna tell you one thing.

[01:13:31] You're smiling so much.

[01:13:32] I'm gonna go mad tonight.

[01:13:34] I'm gonna have my neck hurts.

[01:13:36] Yo, fuck with my time today.

[01:13:39] Yo, bro, is this like, played up,

[01:13:42] Or is this one of those things where like,

[01:13:46] you know, like that, that saying in psychology,

[01:13:49] like group think, like, I think everyone in here

[01:13:54] is like literally insane.

[01:13:56] I think everybody in here is insane

[01:13:58] and they're just feeding off that same insane energy.

[01:14:01] Cause bro, that's what gym culture is, dude.

[01:14:03] Like, like those tight gym groups where it's like

[01:14:07] 20 guys, same gym every day, seven days a week.

[01:14:11] Those guys are like psychos.

[01:14:12] Five, I came here for you.

[01:14:15] I don't have time for this.

[01:14:16] I don't have some fun.

[01:14:18] Yeah.

[01:14:19] I'm going to get a ride out of here.

[01:14:20] You know what, we're crazy for real.

[01:14:22] Yes.

[01:14:23] My friend Jason.

[01:14:25] Everyone's good.

[01:14:25] Let's do it, y'all.

[01:14:27] Jason, nice.

[01:14:29] Jason, don't be a shit.

[01:14:31] I'm a friendly dude.

[01:14:32] I'm going to die.

[01:14:37] What?

[01:14:37] Like, what?

[01:14:39] Yo, bro.

[01:14:41] I'm not signing that damn waiver!

[01:14:44] What?!

[01:14:46] I'm not signing that damn waiver!

[01:14:49] What is this?!

[01:14:51] What?!

[01:15:05] Damn!

[01:15:07] I don't know.

[01:15:09] Why don't you say it?

[01:15:11] I like it.

[01:15:12] Cameron, man.

[01:15:13] What's your name?

[01:15:14] You haven't said a word yet.

[01:15:16] Oh, you don't speak?

[01:15:18] He doesn't speak.

[01:15:19] He doesn't speak.

[01:15:20] He doesn't speak.

[01:15:21] Cameron, man.

[01:15:22] He's not your friend.

[01:15:23] He's not your friend.

[01:15:24] You smuggled the small fuck in?

[01:15:25] Hey, do me a favor.

[01:15:26] Let him in my peo.

[01:15:27] Yo, all the Cameron men.

[01:15:28] Got us.

[01:15:29] Hold that camera for a second.

[01:15:30] Let him hold your camera.

[01:15:31] No, Cameron.

[01:15:32] Let him hold your camera.

[01:15:34] burpee oh you burpee burpee um what yo hi-fives you're coming with me dude nope

[01:15:45] hi-fives you're getting your ass in here start working out hi-fives yeah hi-fives

[01:15:51] start fucking working out

[01:16:04] What's up

[01:16:21] He finished oh my god, he's actually serious. Oh my god

[01:16:27] Look at his face. Oh

[01:16:29] Oh my god, he's actually serious. Yeah, I was you're coming bro. Yep

[01:16:59] I'm not signing Jack shit.

[01:17:28] Because I'm not dying in here.

[01:17:31] No, no, no, I'm not signing shit.

[01:17:35] Cause I'm not dying in this joint.

[01:17:42] Yo, chap, let me make something clear to you, bro.

[01:17:45] I don't know what y'all are gonna do

[01:17:47] in the rest of your life.

[01:17:48] Some of y'all are gonna be on this planet

[01:17:50] for the next 17 years, bro.

[01:17:52] If anybody ever says the sentence,

[01:17:55] Yo, I need you to sign this waiver for me.

[01:17:59] Back the fuck up and answer it, bro.

[01:18:02] Nine times out of 10, it's not for a good reason.

[01:18:04] I don't know.

[01:18:06] Sign this wa-

[01:18:07] Yo, sign this waiver for me.

[01:18:10] No, sir, bro.

[01:18:11] Uh, huh.

[01:18:12] Oh, yo, can I get him a waiver, please?

[01:18:14] And his cameraman just in case.

[01:18:15] Both of them.

[01:18:16] That takes all liability away from me and brings it on you.

[01:18:21] That takes-

[01:18:21] Yeah.

[01:18:22] Yo, um, what is this place?

[01:18:25] Hey listen, I got some shit.

[01:18:32] Did you find a suit?

[01:18:34] No.

[01:18:35] No.

[01:18:36] I'll wait for this side for 20 minutes.

[01:18:39] You know what I think.

[01:18:42] What's your name?

[01:18:44] Pick up.

[01:18:45] Yo, I'm gonna sign this wave on 4B bro.

[01:18:51] What's your name?

[01:18:52] Yeah, right.

[01:18:53] I ain't got a lot of them, I ain't got a lot of them.

[01:18:55] Oh man, let's get this work, man.

[01:18:57] Bro, and that's the thing, Jason is like actually kind of muscular.

[01:19:01] What am I, bro?

[01:19:03] Like, if I go in here, I would actually maybe die.

[01:19:07] Okay.

[01:19:08] So now, how long you been working out for?

[01:19:10] You can have it.

[01:19:16] What?

[01:19:18] No, no.

[01:19:19] What?

[01:19:20] This is a gym, I thought.

[01:19:22] was a gym what's happening I thought this was a gym sir

[01:19:27] bro this guy's actually terrified

[01:19:35] hey what happened

[01:19:44] who else I gotta be

[01:19:52] Hey, come on, bro, this shit's not sweet, dear brother.

[01:19:54] Hey, come on.

[01:19:56] I can't be here today, but I'm coming to see you, bro.

[01:19:58] It's right now.

[01:20:00] Hey, what's going on today?

[01:20:02] What's going on?

[01:20:04] What are you working today?

[01:20:06] That's to take you out from that side.

[01:20:08] No, I've been living for a long time.

[01:20:10] I've been living for almost a decade.

[01:20:12] I've been training since you were 11 years old.

[01:20:14] I've been training since you were 11 years old.

[01:20:16] I've been training since you were 11 years old.

[01:20:18] I've been training since you were 11 years old.

[01:20:20] I've been saying this since you were 11 years old.

[01:20:22] Damn. How old are you, like?

[01:20:24] What was you about to say?

[01:20:26] What was you about to say? How old are you?

[01:20:28] I'm not so sure.

[01:20:30] What was the number you were about to say?

[01:20:32] What was the number?

[01:20:34] 26.

[01:20:36] 27.

[01:20:38] You're right on the phone.

[01:20:42] In English?

[01:20:44] Yeah, also I think

[01:20:46] drive scooping

[01:20:48] It's also, yeah, I think that's also unhealthy, I think.

[01:20:53] I don't think that's good for your heart.

[01:20:55] Yo Chat, I don't like actually really know

[01:20:59] if this is that healthy of a gym.

[01:21:02] I don't think this is really a great,

[01:21:05] I don't know if this is great practice here.

[01:21:11] Come on, bro, you gotta do a double.

[01:21:13] Whoa, you gonna die, bro.

[01:21:15] High five's called.

[01:21:16] Yo, hi guys, I see our next work trip.

[01:21:20] Yeah, JNC just got word.

[01:21:27] My passport is actually expired, so.

[01:21:32] Oh, well that's great because it's in New Jersey.

[01:21:35] So all clear there.

[01:21:41] You're coming.

[01:21:42] Hey, hi guys, they make cameraman work out too.

[01:21:45] You're coming, bro.

[01:21:46] It's gonna be me and you in here.

[01:21:49] We're not signing shit.

[01:21:51] I would rather die.

[01:21:52] We're not signing a damn thing.

[01:21:55] Cause I got a lawyer, okay?

[01:21:57] So if I die in here, like at least I'll win the suit.

[01:22:01] Listen, bro, you're coming and you are gonna be here,

[01:22:06] whether you want to or not.

[01:22:08] This is part of the work trip and it's gonna be fun.

[01:22:11] So I gotta start training in ASAP then.

[01:22:14] Yeah, how about you might wanna actually like

[01:22:16] do some burpees and stuff. It looks like we're gonna have to do 5,000? I don't actually know.

[01:22:23] Yeah bro. Alright bro.

[01:22:29] Watch your mouth, bud. Watch your mouth. Watch your mouth.

[01:22:36] So dry scooping protein and water is banned. Alright.

[01:22:41] Yeah, so you should never be shaking like this. This is also health-concerned.

[01:22:52] He told me to say that.

[01:22:54] Yeah, that sounds concerned.

[01:22:59] And once we get inside, man, I can do the help you. I can't even throw you in there.

[01:23:03] What body part are we in today?

[01:23:05] No.

[01:23:06] I

[01:23:30] Let's hear the instructions look like they're actually starting to work out now let's let's judge this because this is important

[01:23:34] I want to watch this whole video and analyze what I'm going to go.

[01:23:37] Cool, say them clearly.

[01:23:38] No, I'm serious.

[01:23:39] You know what I'm telling you?

[01:23:40] Stop.

[01:23:41] Stop.

[01:23:42] You pissing me off too.

[01:23:43] Go ahead.

[01:23:44] So no water, no jewelry, and I'll take your earrings out.

[01:23:46] No, let me let it do it.

[01:23:47] Okay.

[01:23:48] All right.

[01:23:49] You got 35 push-ups after every set.

[01:23:51] If you get on it.

[01:23:52] 35 push-ups after every set.

[01:23:55] So isn't that just another set?

[01:24:00] If you get penalized, if you get penalized, if you get penalized,

[01:24:03] Close your eyes you get penalized. Okay. I gotta go slower here, bro. What what what?

[01:24:15] After every set if you get on you get penalized if you put your eyes get penalized

[01:24:25] I

[01:24:27] Came out of nowhere, dude

[01:24:33] Everybody get penalized you push up count is 35 and you stop at 35 and get up on your knee or fall you start

[01:24:40] Oh, you start over at 20 or the math is 20 added on to that if you don't do in the workout

[01:24:45] We add luxury tax to the

[01:24:47] Don't up the bottle workout 35 burpees a snark running

[01:25:00] Okay

[01:25:03] They ain't funny no more.

[01:25:05] It's more.

[01:25:11] I keep saying we're gonna die.

[01:25:12] We actually wanna...

[01:25:13] Let's get through.

[01:25:14] That's round one.

[01:25:15] Run it back, huh?

[01:25:16] So warm it up.

[01:25:17] Go.

[01:25:18] I'm trying to get some peace here.

[01:25:25] I'm trying to get some peace here.

[01:25:31] You don't want no diamond?

[01:25:32] No diamond work?

[01:25:33] You don't want to.

[01:25:34] Oh yeah?

[01:25:35] I'm putting it in work, right?

[01:25:36] Push me?

[01:25:37] Yeah.

[01:25:38] No!

[01:25:39] No!

[01:25:40] No!

[01:25:41] No!

[01:25:42] No!

[01:25:43] No!

[01:25:44] No!

[01:25:45] No!

[01:25:46] No!

[01:25:47] Oh

[01:25:59] Dang he dapped him up and he added 15 burpees

[01:26:09] I've been in trouble for that

[01:26:11] This guy's terrifying. I don't I don't even know what else this guy's fucking scary, bro. This guy's gigantic

[01:26:30] This guy's terrible. No chocolate exception. No chocolate exception

[01:26:36] What's your head a bro? What's your follow cool to bro?

[01:26:41] The warm up hell no just my first day y'all so we did 85 burpees and now he's

[01:26:55] running up and down a mountain as the warm up or a hill also do elevated

[01:27:03] running is way more taxing than running flat.

[01:27:06] Oh, fly.

[01:27:08] Running uphill.

[01:27:09] Oh, f***, I'm running, bro.

[01:27:11] I'm good, though.

[01:27:12] I just need a pretty kickin'.

[01:27:13] All right, let's do this, shit.

[01:27:14] Oh, this is where cash started twerking.

[01:27:15] But all I ask is that you just take it seriously.

[01:27:16] I had to be taken seriously.

[01:27:17] I'm going to take it seriously.

[01:27:18] If you try to make it a joke, that's when it's going to get a lot worse before it gets

[01:27:19] better.

[01:27:20] Yeah, I learned that.

[01:27:21] Hey, we're going to do well when they come in here and try to troll us.

[01:27:22] Yeah, I had to be taken seriously.

[01:27:24] I'm gonna take you seriously.

[01:27:25] If you try to make it a joke,

[01:27:26] that's when it's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better.

[01:27:29] Yeah, I learned that.

[01:27:30] People don't do well when they come in here and try to troll us.

[01:27:32] Because the people who come in here and try to troll us,

[01:27:34] they're not gonna like that.

[01:27:35] I'm gonna quit later.

[01:27:36] Alright, no trolls.

[01:27:37] I hope not.

[01:27:40] No trolls, no trolls.

[01:27:41] I hope not.

[01:27:42] You could do it if you want to.

[01:27:43] I'm surprised they didn't ban smiling.

[01:27:45] I mean, you may as fucking well, bro.

[01:27:47] You may as fucking well.

[01:27:49] If you're banning water, just ban smiling too.

[01:27:51] No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to experience it.

[01:27:54] It's gonna be bad.

[01:27:55] Anyone ever tell you your outfit is fired today?

[01:28:00] That's easy, dude.

[01:28:01] What's your name?

[01:28:02] Conn.

[01:28:03] Conn.

[01:28:04] You got a deep ass voice.

[01:28:05] Where you from?

[01:28:06] Montclair.

[01:28:07] You want a guest pass?

[01:28:08] Yeah.

[01:28:09] All right.

[01:28:10] Introduce him with 50 Bergen.

[01:28:11] Get him to throw him all the way.

[01:28:13] I got 50 Bergen.

[01:28:16] I don't like his black tennis shoes.

[01:28:20] nope this okay he got 50 burpees I don't like his glasses and his shirt what

[01:28:29] do you like what do you like what do you like but what the fuck is that

[01:28:37] Chats, y'all hear this?

[01:28:41] I don't like his glasses and his shirt, he did nothing wrong, nothing!

[01:28:50] Bro, I'm not gonna lie, these are my favorite workouts ever.

[01:28:53] Here comes the chat.

[01:28:54] Cat, cat, liar, you've never worked out in your life.

[01:28:57] These are my favorite workouts ever, bro.

[01:29:02] Obviously not.

[01:29:03] The tricep.

[01:29:07] Wait, I have to rewind that?

[01:29:11] I'm sorry, this is going to take me forever to get through this.

[01:29:13] I have to rewind that.

[01:29:14] I'm staying out of that.

[01:29:15] Wait, what are you doing, sir?

[01:29:20] Well, why the camera, man?

[01:29:25] Let me see what you say.

[01:29:28] What's with what?

[01:29:30] I don't know.

[01:29:32] No, are you trying to save him?

[01:29:35] No.

[01:29:36] I'm always not wrong.

[01:29:39] I'm getting tired already.

[01:29:42] First count, 200.

[01:29:46] Did he say 200 or am I hearing shit?

[01:29:48] What?

[01:29:49] Countability over here.

[01:29:51] Doug, count his money.

[01:29:52] I don't trust him.

[01:29:54] He got 200.

[01:29:56] He got 200.

[01:29:58] He got 200.

[01:30:00] He got 200.

[01:30:02] He got 200.

[01:30:04] You got two hundred straight.

[01:30:07] Two hundred?

[01:30:08] All right sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, two hundred tricep extensions or whatever that's called?

[01:30:15] I don't...

[01:30:16] Sir, I think this is another safety hazard.

[01:30:20] Two hundred?

[01:30:22] Fatigue maxing.

[01:30:24] What is the physical health benefit to not closing your eyes during your workout?

[01:30:50] I mean, what is the point of that?

[01:30:52] all of the fun shit today forget about entertaining people and focus on you

[01:30:57] bro and make this account you're here for a reason the clips work let's do this

[01:31:01] it's a stop I don't want to see them stop I want my shit to move the way it's

[01:31:14] not heavy yet I really wasn't gonna be here I really wasn't gonna be here

[01:31:22] Where he at? What's the area?

[01:31:23] Keep going, keep going, keep going.

[01:31:25] Here's the problem with like this.

[01:31:28] Again, dude, 200 reps of anything.

[01:31:31] I mean, his form is shot as it should be.

[01:31:33] He's 130 reps in.

[01:31:36] Bro, what the hell?

[01:31:38] Like, bro, look at his form.

[01:31:40] He's 130 reps in, dude.

[01:31:42] Let him get a water.

[01:31:43] Look in the mirror.

[01:31:43] You're not gonna see over there.

[01:31:44] Look in front of you.

[01:31:45] Go.

[01:31:46] Come on, dude.

[01:31:46] Everybody in here breathe.

[01:31:47] Oh, breathe right just like you.

[01:31:49] You know what's different when you gotta do the work?

[01:31:53] Look, you're in.

[01:31:54] You're in.

[01:31:55] I'll take this now.

[01:31:57] You just getting started, bro.

[01:31:59] This is the beginning.

[01:32:00] Come on.

[01:32:01] Come on.

[01:32:02] Bro.

[01:32:03] Bro.

[01:32:04] Eyes open.

[01:32:05] Head up.

[01:32:06] Go.

[01:32:07] Head up.

[01:32:08] Come on.

[01:32:09] Come on.

[01:32:10] Let it out, man.

[01:32:11] Let it out now.

[01:32:12] There's a lot of frustration.

[01:32:13] Bro, let it all out.

[01:32:14] I want you to be yourself in here.

[01:32:15] Go ahead.

[01:32:16] Come on, it's not time to move.

[01:32:18] Really?

[01:32:20] Yeah.

[01:32:22] Yeah.

[01:32:24] Let's go!

[01:32:26] Let's go!

[01:32:28] What?

[01:32:30] What?

[01:32:32] Um...

[01:32:34] Not a breather?

[01:32:36] What?!

[01:32:38] Hand straight!

[01:32:40] Hand straight!

[01:32:46] He did 200 tricep extensions and then he's immediately getting barked at for 35 push-ups.

[01:32:56] No break.

[01:32:57] No breath.

[01:32:58] He tried to cheat.

[01:33:02] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[01:33:16] I was just chilling.

[01:33:18] That's what happened.

[01:33:22] I this guy's terrifying. I don't even oh my god, sir

[01:33:27] Holy crap you could legitimately land a helicopter on his traps. I'm not even kidding. Yo, this guy's terrifying

[01:33:36] this guy

[01:33:43] This guy's terrifying

[01:33:52] I'm serious, but I don't want to pay for nobody else today.

[01:33:55] I'm not paying nobody's tax.

[01:33:56] See, I'm surprised that laughing isn't like 20 burpees.

[01:34:00] I mean, at this point, they're just throwing out burpees

[01:34:02] like they're chocolate bars.

[01:34:03] You may as well just make a laughing 35 burpees per dude.

[01:34:09] Just take it serious.

[01:34:09] Just get this shit over with us.

[01:34:11] Go home and eat, please.

[01:34:12] Okay.

[01:34:13] What the fuck is so funny?

[01:34:17] I'm just, I'm smiling for work.

[01:34:19] No, don't do that.

[01:34:20] Don't do that.

[01:34:21] I'm not picking on him.

[01:34:23] He's got some shit going on.

[01:34:25] So, have it out? No.

[01:34:27] Get it.

[01:34:29] You see what he's doing?

[01:34:31] Bro, this is...

[01:34:33] You ain't just taking that shit?

[01:34:35] You know what I'm saying?

[01:34:37] Look at leftist's mouth.

[01:34:39] I know, but my mother needs to work for this.

[01:34:41] So, take his ass outside. Mad, happy.

[01:34:43] I don't even like his hat.

[01:34:45] Mad, happy.

[01:34:47] What the fuck is this? That shit!

[01:34:49] I'm going to use a professional.

[01:34:55] Shaq Commendare El Camarero and his family pack.

[01:35:00] Shaq, do you know what Commendare means?

[01:35:05] Take me.

[01:35:06] Is this live?

[01:35:07] He got 35 burpees.

[01:35:08] Live right now.

[01:35:09] Yeah, just hit me.

[01:35:10] Oh, yeah.

[01:35:11] Put it on the light.

[01:35:12] Over here.

[01:35:13] Oh, my God.

[01:35:14] They got the cameraman doing burpees.

[01:35:17] I mean, Jesus.

[01:35:18] High-fives, you're coming, bro.

[01:35:20] And don't fucking laugh, clearly.

[01:35:23] Do not let out a chuckle.

[01:35:25] Sorry.

[01:35:38] Bro, Ankh is crashing out over there.

[01:36:18] He's still smiling!

[01:36:20] Can't let him get around.

[01:36:23] Hey, my god, not smiling.

[01:36:25] Shut up!

[01:36:26] That's not me.

[01:36:30] Two hundred.

[01:36:33] Alright, you can't just say two hundred.

[01:36:36] Like, this isn't...

[01:36:38] This is not how gyms go.

[01:36:40] Like, you don't...

[01:36:41] Chat, what the...

[01:36:42] That's not even a sentence that's ever been said in a gym.

[01:36:46] Ever.

[01:36:47] All right, 200, like, no, uh, what?

[01:36:50] You said, excuse me?

[01:36:53] Maybe like 30.

[01:36:55] Yeah, I'm not gonna tell you that.

[01:36:55] Maybe.

[01:36:56] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:36:58] All right.

[01:36:59] All right.

[01:37:00] All right.

[01:37:01] That's the one.

[01:37:02] You said that.

[01:37:03] Come on.

[01:37:04] There you go.

[01:37:05] Let's go back together.

[01:37:05] Come on.

[01:37:06] Come on.

[01:37:07] Let's go.

[01:37:08] Come on.

[01:37:09] Come on.

[01:37:10] 200.

[01:37:10] Yeah.

[01:37:11] You can open your hands up a little bit.

[01:37:13] That makes it easy.

[01:37:14] Don't put it down.

[01:37:15] Come on, come on.

[01:37:17] Come on.

[01:37:19] Come on, come on.

[01:37:21] You're a model, man.

[01:37:23] You're a model, you're a model.

[01:37:25] You're a model.

[01:37:27] You're a model.

[01:37:29] Open your eyes.

[01:37:31] Let's go. Come on.

[01:37:33] Open.

[01:37:35] Open. Shut up and go.

[01:37:37] Oh, I can see how it feels good.

[01:37:39] Yeah.

[01:37:41] Come on.

[01:37:43] That's your boy.

[01:37:45] That's your boy.

[01:37:47] He's doing that.

[01:37:49] More tight-picking than that.

[01:37:51] As you could tell at the start of the video,

[01:37:53] Jason was like, uh, like, this is fun.

[01:37:55] Like, that's going to be a great day, great video.

[01:37:57] And right here, he's like, bonk.

[01:37:59] He's not good enough.

[01:38:01] That's what he's got.

[01:38:03] Huh?

[01:38:05] Hold on.

[01:38:07] What do you mean by wait?

[01:38:09] I'm good.

[01:38:11] I'm trying to connect it.

[01:38:13] You have to move it too much back.

[01:38:15] Keep your elbow.

[01:38:16] I want to stop.

[01:38:18] Lock your elbow.

[01:38:19] Come on.

[01:38:20] The elbow will just come, brother.

[01:38:21] Don't do it.

[01:38:22] Don't do it.

[01:38:23] We're doing it left, bro.

[01:38:24] All right, let's go.

[01:38:25] Let's go.

[01:38:26] Go out.

[01:38:27] If you're doing this, try it.

[01:38:28] Yeah, but what's the point of correcting form if you're asking for 200 reps?

[01:38:32] Like, I mean, yeah, it's going to be a shit show.

[01:38:35] Of course it is.

[01:38:37] What the hell?

[01:38:38] Like, yeah, it's not ever going to be good.

[01:38:40] Come on. Come on. Wake up. Come on.

[01:38:41] Oh, come on.

[01:38:43] Come on.

[01:38:44] Come on.

[01:38:45] Come on.

[01:38:46] Come on.

[01:38:47] Come on.

[01:38:48] Come on.

[01:38:49] Shut up.

[01:38:50] Come on.

[01:38:51] Look like shit!

[01:38:52] You don't got to stop.

[01:38:54] I heard something.

[01:38:57] The fuck you did wrong.

[01:38:58] I'm going to truss at the extension.

[01:38:59] That's the stock.

[01:39:00] That's the full stock.

[01:39:01] Add 40 years.

[01:39:02] Shit.

[01:39:03] What the fuck.

[01:39:04] I'll just hit the stock.

[01:39:05] What the fuck?

[01:39:06] What the fuck?

[01:39:07] What the fuck?

[01:39:08] What a three stop.

[01:39:09] You got one eye closed.

[01:39:10] That's 30.

[01:39:11] On top of your 35, that's 65.

[01:39:12] Stand up for the bull.

[01:39:13] Nope.

[01:39:14] I'm getting the fuck out of here.

[01:39:15] No.

[01:39:16] I'm out.

[01:39:17] I'm not doing that.

[01:39:18] Right there I hit a peace sign.

[01:39:29] What the fuck did he just say?

[01:39:31] Yo, brother.

[01:39:32] You had one eye closed?

[01:39:34] 30 to your shit

[01:39:50] I'm out. I'm sorry. I gotta get the fuck out like I gotta do I'm not I'm not doing that

[01:39:57] One eye closed that's 65 to your shit like do y'all hear this guy?

[01:40:01] Do y'all hear him? Like, no, I'm out, bro! I'm out!

[01:40:06] Come on, bro. Come on, we're not gonna be laughing soon.

[01:40:09] This is a safety hazard. Has the whole world gone crazy?

[01:40:14] This is a safety hazard.

[01:40:23] No, Al!

[01:40:24] Come on.

[01:40:25] You got 25 more.

[01:40:32] I should finalize before he stops.

[01:40:37] Go.

[01:40:38] 24.

[01:40:39] Come on, Jason.

[01:40:40] Come on.

[01:40:41] Come on.

[01:40:42] Come on.

[01:40:43] Come on.

[01:40:44] Come on.

[01:40:45] Come on.

[01:40:46] Come on.

[01:40:47] Come on.

[01:40:48] Come on.

[01:40:49] Come on.

[01:40:50] Come on.

[01:40:51] Come on.

[01:40:52] Come on.

[01:40:53] All right, sir someone's going to die here like I don't if no one has died already someone's gonna die

[01:41:04] You cannot do this, bro

[01:41:07] 20 more they already gave him 65 extra

[01:41:11] Bros just throwing around numbers. This is not professional training at all

[01:41:17] Yeah, he's just throwing around numbers

[01:41:20] Nobody's soft. Yeah, I'm not soft

[01:41:23] Bro, he's just throwing around numbers.

[01:41:53] Yeah, five more.

[01:42:09] That's 20 more! That's 20 more!

[01:42:13] Alright, sir, he's gonna die!

[01:42:16] He's gonna die!

[01:42:19] Sir, he's going to die!

[01:42:22] He will die. What is this? He will die. Like you cannot do this.

[01:42:33] He's stopping because he's beyond exhaustion. He's beyond failure. What is this?

[01:42:52] I know that's not the fucking way to do it, but we'll just get everybody in that way.

[01:43:02] Go!

[01:43:03] Go!

[01:43:04] Now you can't do it!

[01:43:05] You know the count.

[01:43:06] Go!

[01:43:07] Go!

[01:43:08] Go!

[01:43:09] Go!

[01:43:10] Go!

[01:43:11] Go!

[01:43:12] Go!

[01:43:13] Go!

[01:43:14] Go!

[01:43:15] Go!

[01:43:16] Go!

[01:43:17] Go!

[01:43:18] Go!

[01:43:19] Go!

[01:43:20] I'm not going. I'm not going. I'm not going. I've conducted my research. I'm a gamer. I'm

[01:43:38] a pussy. I'm a loser. I'm a chud. I'm not doing this. Absolutely not. If I do this,

[01:43:45] I will never be able to do a video again because I'll be in a casket. Like I'm chat. I'm not

[01:43:50] I'm not going, bro.

[01:43:51] I'm not.

[01:43:52] Brother, they just keep saying 20 more.

[01:43:56] They just keep saying it.

[01:43:58] Like, God!

[01:43:59] I didn't say fuck more than fuck you.

[01:44:04] Go!

[01:44:05] Go on!

[01:44:06] Okay, you know a video that would literally have, like, 30 million views if David Goggins

[01:44:16] one here like that would be oh my he would like start knocking them out I

[01:44:21] don't even know that would be such a big

[01:44:46] Get up.

[01:44:47] Get out of the way.

[01:44:48] Get out of the way.

[01:44:49] Get your hands off your head.

[01:44:51] You son of a bitch.

[01:44:53] No, sir.

[01:45:01] He's like, hey, shut the fuck up.

[01:45:04] Not like doing this right.

[01:45:07] Six.

[01:45:09] Six.

[01:45:10] How many?

[01:45:11] Two fifty.

[01:45:12] You got to figure it out.

[01:45:14] It's not mental.

[01:45:14] You got to figure it out. It's all mental. Um, I don't know. I think I got it figured

[01:45:24] out. I think this is my practice, though.

[01:45:26] What up, coach?

[01:45:28] Yeah, imagine you're in the gym and like you have like a trainer or whatever he's like,

[01:45:44] I'm going to need to uh, reps.

[01:45:57] Cross-up, not back. Cross-up.

[01:45:59] You just say you're already at 40 come on 210 to go bro.

[01:46:16] Hey, you're already at 40.

[01:46:19] That's a fucking stuff!

[01:46:21] You want all the stuff you know what the fuck you're doing?

[01:46:24] Now stop!

[01:46:26] Get your fucking stuff!

[01:46:28] Get your fucking stuff!

[01:46:30] Get your fucking stuff!

[01:46:32] Get your fucking stuff!

[01:46:34] Get your fucking stuff!

[01:46:36] Get your fucking stuff!

[01:46:38] Paytime is over.

[01:46:40] Come on, come on kid.

[01:46:42] All jokes aside, now let's work.

[01:46:44] Now we're working.

[01:46:49] Yeah.

[01:46:51] Yeah.

[01:46:53] Let's go.

[01:46:55] Come on.

[01:46:57] One.

[01:46:59] One.

[01:47:01] Watch out.

[01:47:03] Watch out.

[01:47:05] 50 on top of your 35, that's 85 total.

[01:47:07] It was the easier way to hold it, Jason, it's your choice.

[01:47:09] Don't cheat.

[01:47:11] Go!

[01:47:19] Red, you all right, though, you're a f***ing Marine!

[01:47:22] Come on, come on, come on!

[01:47:24] Now, let's fight!

[01:47:26] Come on, come on, come on, come on!

[01:47:28] Get out of here! That was a hundred and twenty!

[01:47:30] F*** you and your scum! Go!

[01:47:32] Go, that's a stop!

[01:47:34] No, you don't take it! You get through it!

[01:47:37] Since you said that, you want to be finished with a recuz of that!

[01:47:40] You don't do care! What the f*** are you doing?

[01:47:43] There you go.

[01:47:45] Red, what are you doing?

[01:47:47] You know I've been sitting here counting, right?

[01:47:49] You didn't pick it?

[01:47:50] I'm losing track.

[01:47:51] Oh, you losing track?

[01:47:52] There's none of it counting there.

[01:47:53] That's what my attack book counted.

[01:47:54] That's how you fall over.

[01:47:55] That's how the body disappears.

[01:47:56] What?

[01:47:57] Yo!

[01:47:58] What you saying?

[01:47:59] AP?

[01:48:00] Yeah, 35 word counting machine.

[01:48:01] That was all your push-ups?

[01:48:02] On top of me.

[01:48:03] Finish!

[01:48:04] Finish!

[01:48:05] Let's get an F in the chat for Beasley.

[01:48:06] I think he just got a good one.

[01:48:07] He's got a good one.

[01:48:08] He's got a good one.

[01:48:09] He's got a good one.

[01:48:10] He's got a good one.

[01:48:11] He's got a good one.

[01:48:12] He's got a good one.

[01:48:13] He's got a good one.

[01:48:14] He's got a good one.

[01:48:17] got kicked out.

[01:48:22] What did Beastly even do?

[01:48:26] What the fuck happened?

[01:48:27] You were out. Out.

[01:48:28] 35 perverse.

[01:48:29] I told you to shut the fuck up.

[01:48:30] Out.

[01:48:32] I thought it was supposed to happen like that.

[01:48:34] You were supposed to be in class.

[01:48:35] You did.

[01:48:36] I didn't have any class.

[01:48:37] Where you from?

[01:48:38] I didn't have.

[01:48:40] Yo, you know I've been watching all the time, right?

[01:48:42] Since you started.

[01:48:44] Since you started watching.

[01:48:45] I didn't have it.

[01:48:46] Huh?

[01:48:46] I did not do this.

[01:48:47] AJ, you didn't have to do shit for founders.

[01:48:49] What he did?

[01:48:50] He said he did half of his purpose for them.

[01:48:52] That's cool.

[01:48:53] Everybody out of the building here.

[01:48:54] The whole body ain't caught.

[01:48:56] You too.

[01:48:57] Let's go.

[01:48:59] 60.

[01:49:00] 60 now, but he can't shut his mouth.

[01:49:02] Go.

[01:49:07] And this is why you never sign a goddamn waiver.

[01:49:10] What did we learn today, bro?

[01:49:14] You don't sign a label.

[01:49:16] Effort.

[01:49:21] Or a release form.

[01:49:29] I need growth.

[01:49:30] This is it for me.

[01:49:39] Oh, shit.

[01:49:44] This guy is, this guy is like scaring the shit out of me.

[01:50:07] I don't even know what he's saying.

[01:50:09] Got to earn more.

[01:50:10] Three boys at this car.

[01:50:11] Most want to fight this BME at Hotty.

[01:50:13] What's on the floor?

[01:50:14] This car, you want to do underhand.

[01:50:17] Great fish, press legs out.

[01:50:19] Same car, same weight, same breath count.

[01:50:24] Split up the cars and twos.

[01:50:26] That's the tone, come on.

[01:50:27] We got to pick it up.

[01:50:28] So I'm on to it.

[01:50:29] Up, up, up, up.

[01:50:31] Water grid, take the cross-up, tell me.

[01:50:33] I mean, it's putting my cross-up to the box, like that.

[01:50:37] Hey, tip me to the exercise.

[01:50:38] And if you stay hidden, I'm going to take it out on the streets.

[01:50:43] Let's talk a little.

[01:50:44] Honey, honey.

[01:50:49] What the fuck are you talking about, honey?

[01:50:51] What was the conversation?

[01:50:56] Guys, don't count.

[01:50:58] 250!

[01:50:59] I told him that, he knows it's counts.

[01:51:03] W. Lye.

[01:51:04] Ah, you put, uh, Mr. Talkalot over there, come on.

[01:51:07] He's talking to the shut the fuck up tonight.

[01:51:12] Ha, Beasley, can you talk him through?

[01:51:14] Shut the fuck up and talk.

[01:51:16] Hey.

[01:51:17] After the chat with Beasley again.

[01:51:20] Beasley didn't even say anything.

[01:51:22] I don't know what this is about.

[01:51:24] I don't know what this is about.

[01:51:26] I don't know why he's so mad.

[01:51:30] I don't know why he's so mad.

[01:51:31] Beasley, this behavior?

[01:51:32] Oh, fuck.

[01:51:34] You imagine being here every day

[01:51:47] Why would you go here though like daily? I don't know. Do you just hate yourself? I would even like

[01:52:04] Go down, down, down, right here.

[01:52:06] Right, go, grab the fire, go.

[01:52:08] Go.

[01:52:10] Good morning. Good morning.

[01:52:12] Good morning.

[01:52:14] Let's go, Jason, come on.

[01:52:16] What's the matter?

[01:52:18] What's the matter?

[01:52:20] You don't get the fast.

[01:52:22] You don't get the fast.

[01:52:24] So, it's 250 of these?

[01:52:26] It's 250 of these.

[01:52:28] Let's go.

[01:52:30] Yo, you don't like this to tell them.

[01:53:02] Me hug me hug these aren't even raps and I don't fucking blame him no one's

[01:53:27] repping 250, bro. Unless you're literally batshit crazy.

[01:53:32] The odds and go, it's the board, it's the board.

[01:53:34] Me, ho, these are already been reps. What is the point of this?

[01:53:37] Chat, what is the point? What's the point? What is the point? I don't understand.

[01:53:44] Someone said, is this even legal? I think if you sign a waiver, yeah, I'm pretty sure.

[01:53:49] I'm pretty sure it's legal anyways, because like, he can leave whenever he wants.

[01:53:53] Wait on it. I need you to work, man. Come on. Come on.

[01:53:57] But, bro, the thing is, like, your body could just randomly collapse. Like, that's the thing.

[01:54:01] Like, your mind can be in one place, but your body can be in a whole other place.

[01:54:06] Like, I 100% guarantee you people are passed out in here in the middle of workouts. 100%.

[01:54:20] I'm actually surprised Jason hasn't cued yet. He might have just not ate anything.

[01:54:23] Come on, give me some of it, I'll be right back as you go.

[01:54:26] I don't give you, I give you two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

[01:54:31] Come on!

[01:54:32] I know.

[01:54:33] Me and Hope, these aren't my-

[01:54:35] They're not reps, but I, again, I don't blame him.

[01:54:39] You're not supposed to wrap 250 times.

[01:54:41] Come on, let's go!

[01:54:46] Oh, God, he took off his hoodie. Holy shit.

[01:54:49] Oh!

[01:54:50] Get up, man!

[01:54:51] Yeah, keep up!

[01:54:51] Finish!

[01:54:52] Oh!

[01:54:52] Get it up, man!

[01:54:54] Get it up!

[01:54:55] Don't move!

[01:54:56] Don't move!

[01:54:56] Wrap it!

[01:54:57] Oh!

[01:54:58] Oh!

[01:54:59] Oh, you nasty!

[01:55:01] Oh!

[01:55:02] Oh, fuck!

[01:55:03] Oh!

[01:55:05] Oh, what's the problem?

[01:55:07] Take it.

[01:55:08] Somewhere here, bro.

[01:55:10] Oh, fuck.

[01:55:11] Very far, very far.

[01:55:12] Go.

[01:55:15] Ah!

[01:55:16] Ah!

[01:55:17] I can't, I can't watch this.

[01:55:18] Oh god, this is hard to watch dude.

[01:55:23] It's kind of like watching a car crash?

[01:55:26] I don't, I'm like, it's horrible to look at,

[01:55:30] but you can't really look away from it.

[01:55:43] This is still fun, right?

[01:55:44] Oh, so if your knee touches the ground, it's 20 more.

[01:56:12] What the fuck?

[01:56:14] Like what the actual fuck?

[01:56:18] Rome!

[01:56:20] Oh my god!

[01:56:42] Let's go! Let's go out of here!

[01:56:46] Let's get him done!

[01:56:49] That's not a burpee face.

[01:56:50] That's not a wrap, but he's also literally dying, sir.

[01:56:54] Sir, he's dying.

[01:56:56] Sir, his body is shutting down, sir!

[01:57:04] I feel like it would be more productive to get like five minutes of rest, five minutes of water,

[01:57:09] and then do like 30 real burpees.

[01:57:11] burpees. I don't know. What is this?

[01:57:41] I'm gonna do well.

[01:57:48] The only else.

[01:57:49] No, no.

[01:57:50] They're 35 and then you maybe do burpees.

[01:57:51] Come back.

[01:57:52] I got a six left.

[01:57:53] Okay.

[01:57:54] We're gonna have to go to the gym.

[01:57:55] Go.

[01:57:56] Go.

[01:57:57] Go.

[01:57:58] Go.

[01:57:59] Go.

[01:58:00] Go.

[01:58:01] Go.

[01:58:02] Go.

[01:58:03] Go.

[01:58:04] Go.

[01:58:05] Go.

[01:58:06] Go.

[01:58:07] Go.

[01:58:08] Go.

[01:58:09] Go.

[01:58:10] He's just throwing numbers around like I yo bro is this guy even certified bro

[01:58:21] What do you mean deserved somebody in chat said deserved

[01:58:28] Someone in chat said you lose oxygen to your head man. You could get in a epoxy up. What is an epoxy up?

[01:58:40] A form of altitude sickness or a complete lack of oxygen sometimes used in context of oxygen deprivation during labor

[01:58:48] Yeah

[01:58:49] Yeah, no, bro. I mean

[01:58:53] The reality of the situation is which out I don't know why that email just came from

[01:59:00] The reality of the situation is um, oh

[01:59:03] It's because I typed a P is yeah

[01:59:07] You could pass out

[01:59:10] I'm like overly anxious or maybe I'm a pussy, but what if somebody pass out and then like hits their head on the bar

[01:59:40] Fuck, talk to him and take this shit!

[01:59:44] Someone else do it.

[01:59:47] That's about 50 burdens right there.

[01:59:49] At least, at least you're not allowed to take your hoodie off.

[01:59:54] This should work, bro.

[01:59:55] Get your butt down, man.

[01:59:56] Get your butt down, man.

[01:59:57] Get your butt down.

[01:59:59] He earned that?

[02:00:00] No, but...

[02:00:01] He earned that?

[02:00:02] He earned that?

[02:00:03] He did that?

[02:00:04] Fuck.

[02:00:05] What the fuck?

[02:00:06] What the fuck did you do?

[02:00:07] Yeah!

[02:00:08] Yo, get over here.

[02:00:09] I feel bad, he saw like the trainers take off their hoodies, so he took off his hoodie

[02:00:37] and to the hell!

[02:00:39] Mike!

[02:00:40] I'm the hell that you put on this line.

[02:00:42] What the f*** is up with that line?

[02:00:44] No.

[02:00:44] No, I'm not.

[02:00:45] What the f*** is up with you?

[02:00:46] Yo, that was your fault.

[02:00:47] You know the boys are probably,

[02:00:48] we got a lot of us who suspect you're the liar, man.

[02:00:50] And you lied.

[02:00:51] That's what you're saying.

[02:00:52] You lied to X-Men.

[02:00:52] You're telling me, man.

[02:00:53] You lied.

[02:00:54] You know what you have to tell me?

[02:00:55] You said I did something I didn't do.

[02:00:56] What's the code?

[02:00:57] Wait, are they beefing?

[02:00:58] Yeah, you're a liar.

[02:00:59] I didn't say you sniffed code.

[02:01:00] Something like send me the picture.

[02:01:01] You want a picture?

[02:01:02] And now with this suspect,

[02:01:03] The trainers are pressing each other? What is this?

[02:01:09] It's work, it's work, it's work.

[02:01:11] Three hundred.

[02:01:13] I'm gonna need three hundred.

[02:01:17] Just work, just work.

[02:01:20] Me, all.

[02:01:22] Three hundred reps.

[02:01:24] Like, look at Jason right here.

[02:01:27] Bro, Chad, I can't do this, bro. I don't, I don't know.

[02:01:30] Stop!

[02:01:31] That's what I'm gonna say.

[02:01:32] Come on, hurt me.

[02:01:33] No!

[02:01:34] Don't stop!

[02:01:35] Don't stop!

[02:01:36] No!

[02:01:37] Fuck the two people!

[02:01:38] Don't stop!

[02:01:39] No!

[02:01:40] Two beat porn star?

[02:01:42] What even is that?

[02:01:44] Oh, my God!

[02:01:46] Oh, man!

[02:01:48] Fail!

[02:01:49] Fuck!

[02:01:50] Fuck!

[02:01:51] Fuck!

[02:01:52] Fuck!

[02:01:53] Fuck!

[02:01:54] Fuck!

[02:01:55] Fuck!

[02:01:56] Fuck!

[02:01:57] Fuck!

[02:01:58] Nothing over there is anything that you would have!

[02:02:00] Get the f*** away from me!

[02:02:02] Come on man, where did he come from?

[02:02:06] Why does Al keep getting pressed?

[02:02:08] I mean, brother.

[02:02:10] Sir, he's a paying member of your gym.

[02:02:12] Like, this guy's getting barked at every two minutes.

[02:02:15] Pour out of the chat.

[02:02:20] There it is again.

[02:02:24] Come on, dude.

[02:02:25] Come on, come on, come on.

[02:02:26] Don't stop.

[02:02:27] Come on, come on, Jason.

[02:02:28] Come on, finish.

[02:02:29] Come on, Jay.

[02:02:30] Let's go.

[02:02:31] Let's work.

[02:02:32] Let's go.

[02:02:33] Keep it moving.

[02:02:34] Don't stop.

[02:02:35] Don't stop.

[02:02:36] Keep the track.

[02:02:37] Work.

[02:02:38] Yeah.

[02:02:39] You got 40.

[02:02:40] You got 40 fucking miles, man.

[02:02:41] Let's go.

[02:02:42] Come on, come on.

[02:02:43] Let's go.

[02:02:44] Don't stop.

[02:02:45] Don't stop.

[02:02:46] You came here for this.

[02:02:47] You asked for this, Jay.

[02:02:48] You can't stay.

[02:02:49] 20 more.

[02:02:50] 20 more.

[02:02:51] Come on, Jay.

[02:02:53] 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, get it up.

[02:03:00] Get it up.

[02:03:02] Rack it.

[02:03:03] Rack it.

[02:03:04] Rack it.

[02:03:05] Come on.

[02:03:06] Come on.

[02:03:07] Come on.

[02:03:08] I'm here with you.

[02:03:09] I ain't gonna get with you.

[02:03:10] Come on, man.

[02:03:11] Get it up.

[02:03:12] Get it up.

[02:03:13] Get it up.

[02:03:14] Oh, man.

[02:03:15] It's your team.

[02:03:16] Everybody out.

[02:03:17] 35 burgers.

[02:03:18] Can't wait to jump into the workout.

[02:03:19] I'm gonna do the shit.

[02:03:20] Fuck everybody.

[02:03:21] I like no no yo chat you got me fucked up you think I'm going here nope nope this

[02:03:35] dude is mentally unstable this guy's mentally ill I'm not going here guys

[02:03:41] this guy is mentally fucking unstable this guy is clearly unwell in the head

[02:03:47] Clearly.

[02:03:48] NOPE!

[02:03:49] I'm motivated!

[02:03:50] Y'all drinking water?

[02:03:52] No water, no water, no water.

[02:03:53] What are you doing this every day, bro?

[02:03:55] No water, no water.

[02:03:56] Yeah, I don't think that's beneficial.

[02:03:58] I'll be going back to the hell.

[02:04:00] Fuck that, huh?

[02:04:01] Come on, throw up, man.

[02:04:03] Come on, Jason, let's go.

[02:04:05] Get up on your feet, get up on your feet.

[02:04:08] Come on, come on.

[02:04:09] Come on, come on, come on.

[02:04:11] Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[02:04:14] I'm about to start shaking the ass to him.

[02:04:23] Let's go.

[02:04:28] It's just getting worse.

[02:04:30] There's still twenty minutes left.

[02:04:32] Oh my God!

[02:04:33] What if he?

[02:04:34] How is he supposed to look at the end of this?

[02:04:35] That's not right.

[02:04:36] I'm telling you, he was supposed to today.

[02:04:38] I don't know what happened.

[02:04:39] He's not usually this bad?

[02:04:41] I mean, don't be more.

[02:04:43] He has days but not like this

[02:05:13] No, no, no, no!

[02:05:15] Actually, you are more than especially you.

[02:05:18] Everybody's beautiful.

[02:05:19] Yo, everybody!

[02:05:21] What the f**k are you gonna talk about?

[02:05:25] Easy stuff, f**k!

[02:05:27] Get the f**k out of here!

[02:05:31] It's a little...

[02:05:33] I just got nervous, man.

[02:05:35] Stay off the f**k!

[02:05:37] Shut the f**k up!

[02:05:43] Come on, team. Come on.

[02:05:45] Camera, man.

[02:05:47] Come on, you pervert.

[02:05:49] Shut the f*** up!

[02:05:51] There you are.

[02:05:53] Three, two, one.

[02:05:55] Oh, great.

[02:05:57] Come on, man.

[02:05:59] Come on, man.

[02:06:01] Come on, man.

[02:06:03] Come on, man.

[02:06:05] Come on, man.

[02:06:07] Come on, man.

[02:06:09] Come on, man.

[02:06:11] You are?

[02:06:11] No.

[02:06:12] Oh, thank you.

[02:06:14] I'm ready for the next one, if I throw up somewhere.

[02:06:17] You can.

[02:06:18] Right here.

[02:06:21] It has to smell absolutely fucking horrendous in there.

[02:06:26] Like, I mean, the amount of just volume of pukes

[02:06:31] day in and day out, I mean, it has to smell fucking horrible

[02:06:34] in there.

[02:06:36] The sweat, the pukes, the fucking rusty equipment,

[02:06:39] It's got to smell like shit.

[02:06:42] Buddy, shut the fuck up.

[02:06:44] I'm gonna get a cigarette.

[02:06:46] That's what I said.

[02:06:47] That's what I said.

[02:06:48] I swear to God.

[02:06:49] What do you say?

[02:06:50] What do you say?

[02:06:51] Take the ball from him.

[02:06:52] Take the ball.

[02:06:53] I'm gonna stay up there.

[02:06:54] Get the fuck out and go.

[02:06:55] Get the fuck out and go.

[02:06:56] You can fuck with my bitch.

[02:06:57] You next person up.

[02:06:58] Uh, remember that.

[02:06:59] Switch the grip.

[02:07:00] I want, uh, post grip.

[02:07:01] Uh, this guy?

[02:07:02] Yes.

[02:07:03] Post grip.

[02:07:04] I'm on.

[02:07:05] I'm on.

[02:07:06] So finish.

[02:07:07] I'm going to finish straight, close to him.

[02:07:11] 300 straight, because he don't shut the door.

[02:07:17] Please stop talking. It's nothing to talk about.

[02:07:20] Okay, I should hear this.

[02:07:28] 250, he says 250.

[02:07:32] And then he says, what'd you say?

[02:07:34] 300.

[02:07:35] Yo, bro, chat, I understand y'all want to have a chuckle if I go in here, I will cease to exist.

[02:07:45] I'll perish, bro.

[02:07:46] P-A-R-I-S-H.

[02:07:47] I will die if I go in here.

[02:07:52] This will be my last day on this planet.

[02:07:54] If I go in here, chat, Jason actually has some muscles on it.

[02:07:59] I will die if I go in here.

[02:08:02] I'll die 100%.

[02:08:04] and I'll die.

[02:08:05] Hi, that's back full extension, 100 full extension.

[02:08:11] I don't like this beer, whatever the f*** that is.

[02:08:20] 150 for a spear.

[02:08:22] All right, this guy, this guy.

[02:08:28] Jason, laughing's pretty risky in here, bro.

[02:08:30] I don't, you're really spinning the dice or not.

[02:08:34] Well, this is good research.

[02:08:41] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[02:08:50] All right, no A, no, no, no, no, no, that's not okay.

[02:08:58] That's not acceptable.

[02:08:59] There are lives at stake here, sir!

[02:09:05] Die! I mean, is this even legal?

[02:09:11] Oh my god!

[02:09:14] Arrest that man!

[02:09:16] Arrest him!

[02:09:18] Arrest that man!

[02:09:21] Put him in jail!

[02:09:25] What?!

[02:09:26] Die! I mean, come on!

[02:09:29] Come on, Jason.

[02:09:31] Come on.

[02:09:33] Let's rip it up.

[02:09:35] Yeah.

[02:09:37] That was a honey?

[02:09:39] No.

[02:09:41] That was a honey?

[02:09:43] Yeah, 10 more.

[02:09:45] Five.

[02:09:47] You got your best shot off my arm.

[02:09:49] What was that?

[02:09:51] It was a honey.

[02:09:53] Oh.

[02:09:55] Come on.

[02:09:57] It was a hundred full extension. I saw ten with no full extension.

[02:10:03] Come on, bro.

[02:10:06] I looked for five seconds.

[02:10:09] Good money here. Come on. All the way up. All the way up.

[02:10:15] All the way up. All the way up. All the way up. All the way up.

[02:10:19] Three more. Keep your ass on the bench.

[02:10:23] Stay there, one more, one more!

[02:10:25] Come on, one more, now five more.

[02:10:27] Five more, you heard it.

[02:10:29] One more, yeah.

[02:10:30] Now five more, one more.

[02:10:32] You good?

[02:10:33] Yeah.

[02:10:34] One more, one more, one more.

[02:10:36] Three more, like that.

[02:10:38] Get up.

[02:10:39] Come on, come on, come on.

[02:10:40] Keep your eyes open.

[02:10:41] Two.

[02:10:42] One more, two.

[02:10:43] One more.

[02:10:44] Two.

[02:10:45] Up, up, up.

[02:10:46] One more.

[02:10:47] Two.

[02:10:48] Take it out, take it out.

[02:10:50] We can set this.

[02:10:51] One more.

[02:10:52] One more, one more, one more, one more.

[02:10:54] Fuck, I'm gonna go save you.

[02:10:56] Get out of that home, man, I'm gonna do that again.

[02:10:58] This is a full-blown fucking car crash, bro.

[02:11:01] I don't...

[02:11:02] One more, one more, one more, one more!

[02:11:04] Unk wants two more, tell Unk to shove the bar up his ass!

[02:11:09] Unk got thousands of reps today!

[02:11:12] Fuck!

[02:11:13] Whoa!

[02:11:14] You want two more?

[02:11:16] Yeah!

[02:11:18] One more!

[02:11:19] One more!

[02:11:21] And there it is, I mean 41 minutes, there it is bro, he passes out, guys, I don't think

[02:11:41] this is not like, what if he falls into a weight bro?

[02:11:46] What if he falls into a weight?

[02:11:48] Diamond Jim get this kid. Yo, bro. Don't fucking tag them. Yo, like like like

[02:11:57] What if he falls into a way?

[02:12:03] Who gives a fuck yeah

[02:12:11] Passes out and uncle says who gives a fuck

[02:12:18] You're very laughable.

[02:12:20] Go do your push-up.

[02:12:21] No, stop.

[02:12:24] Come on.

[02:12:25] Come on.

[02:12:26] Come on.

[02:12:27] Come on.

[02:12:28] Come on.

[02:12:29] Come on.

[02:12:30] Come on.

[02:12:31] Come on.

[02:12:32] Come on.

[02:12:33] Come on.

[02:12:34] Come on.

[02:12:35] Come on.

[02:12:36] Come on.

[02:12:37] This is how it looks in here.

[02:12:38] Harry!

[02:12:39] Yeah, here it is.

[02:12:40] Yeah, here it is.

[02:12:41] Now, see the question.

[02:12:42] Why you say that?

[02:12:43] Are you tired?

[02:12:44] Yeah.

[02:12:45] I'm tired.

[02:12:46] Are you tired?

[02:12:47] A little bit.

[02:12:48] Push it.

[02:12:49] A little bit isn't tired enough.

[02:12:50] Do your push ups.

[02:12:51] Come on, come on, make it worth it.

[02:12:53] I told you your hands were small.

[02:12:55] Yeah, I'm gonna fuck that little jump.

[02:12:58] Go!

[02:13:01] Ah!

[02:13:06] Come on, come on.

[02:13:07] Come on, Jim.

[02:13:08] I'm still here.

[02:13:09] Come on, Jim.

[02:13:10] That's what you need.

[02:13:11] That's what you need.

[02:13:12] That's what you need.

[02:13:13] That's what you need.

[02:13:14] Come on, Jim.

[02:13:15] Come on.

[02:13:16] I mean what like chat you got 65 more I mean like he's like fainting in the gym

[02:13:39] him. Like he's like blacking out every nine seconds with his eyes. He's like borderline

[02:13:46] and seizing on the ground, you got 65 more.

[02:14:16] Go!

[02:14:18] Go!

[02:14:20] Go!

[02:14:22] Go!

[02:14:24] Go!

[02:14:26] Seven.

[02:14:28] We're right here.

[02:14:30] Seven.

[02:14:32] Ain't no friends at home. Go!

[02:14:34] That's ten more.

[02:14:36] What?

[02:14:38] How is that twenty?

[02:14:40] All right.

[02:14:42] You can't say that.

[02:14:44] Can't say that

[02:15:14] On his last rep, he fell on his knee.

[02:15:20] He was here, he was here, he was here.

[02:15:22] Why?

[02:15:23] I'm sorry if you got any news.

[02:15:25] You know what?

[02:15:30] And they just don't like these people who are better than you.

[02:15:35] They're gonna look at you and they're gonna say,

[02:15:38] yo, I'll do better to him, I'm stronger to him.

[02:15:44] All good here not me sir. Nope. All good. I I

[02:15:58] I'm not saying shit. No sir. I can't even do maybe maybe I could do 5% of what Jason did maybe 5%

[02:16:14] But do something

[02:16:18] 20 straight

[02:16:25] You are telling shit doing this right at least get here get here and do this

[02:16:44] Six, seven, come on, man.

[02:16:46] I'll take him.

[02:16:47] Yeah, keep going.

[02:16:48] Come on.

[02:16:49] Come on.

[02:16:50] Come on.

[02:16:51] Two.

[02:16:52] Two.

[02:16:53] You got seven more.

[02:16:54] You got seven more.

[02:16:55] Come on.

[02:16:56] Come on.

[02:16:57] Come on.

[02:16:58] Come on.

[02:16:59] Here you go.

[02:17:00] Two, three, four, five, six, seven, up.

[02:17:02] Come on.

[02:17:03] Come on.

[02:17:04] Come on.

[02:17:05] Take his little ass over there.

[02:17:06] Your neck.

[02:17:07] Pull your shirt down.

[02:17:08] You don't have to balance the model.

[02:17:09] Take it.

[02:17:10] Yeah, it's chin in the above, right?

[02:17:22] It's chin in the above, I love your chin, I want you to chin in the above.

[02:17:31] That's not your chin in the above.

[02:17:32] You're starting point is here.

[02:17:33] See what you mean, Tim?

[02:17:34] No, you don't get breaks.

[02:17:35] No, you don't get breaks you wanted to come here you wanted to train we try to get you to train

[02:17:42] Put the piece of borrow. I'm not trying to be mean, but I really I'm not making it worth it. Let's go

[02:17:51] Man

[02:18:05] I want to see you f**king dog!

[02:18:07] I'm aggressive.

[02:18:08] Listen kid, let's go.

[02:18:10] What's that?

[02:18:12] No, no, no, no, no.

[02:18:14] It's all hard from here.

[02:18:16] It's all hard from here.

[02:18:18] Let's go.

[02:18:19] You win.

[02:18:21] I'll hold him.

[02:18:22] No, it's 150.

[02:18:23] Pick your head up.

[02:18:24] It's out. You're tired.

[02:18:25] Okay, pick your head up.

[02:18:26] Don't show it.

[02:18:27] Come on. Go!

[02:18:28] Come on, bro.

[02:18:29] Everybody look at that thing now.

[02:18:30] Don't touch him like that!

[02:18:33] Absolutely not. That will not be tolerated. He's about to die. Don't you dare.

[02:18:44] Watch me. Come on. Three, four, five, six, seven, nine, ten.

[02:18:54] Can I give you a piece of pie?

[02:18:56] If you just pop your chest up a little bit you can rest it here.

[02:18:59] You don't have to do this with your hands.

[02:19:01] Stick arms a little bit.

[02:19:03] You're resting it there.

[02:19:04] Now press from there.

[02:19:06] That's it.

[02:19:07] Good.

[02:19:08] Good.

[02:19:09] Good.

[02:19:10] Come on!

[02:19:12] What's the sound?

[02:19:13] Come on!

[02:19:14] Go!

[02:19:15] Go!

[02:19:16] Go!

[02:19:17] Come on!

[02:19:18] Get the sand!

[02:19:20] Come on!

[02:19:21] Come on!

[02:19:22] Come on!

[02:19:23] Come on!

[02:19:24] Come on!

[02:19:25] Come on!

[02:19:26] Nobody will hit this little ass with a body shot.

[02:19:28] AJ, step up.

[02:19:29] You fucking gonna get hit with a body shot.

[02:19:31] Pop his ass here, gentlemen.

[02:19:32] Come on.

[02:19:33] Get it off.

[02:19:34] One.

[02:19:35] What?

[02:19:36] What?

[02:19:37] What?

[02:19:38] Hit him with a body shot?

[02:19:41] Well, he's carrying a heavy weight.

[02:19:43] I mean, what if he like breaks his toe?

[02:19:46] Chad, did I hear that right?

[02:19:48] Hit him with a body shot?

[02:19:50] Like, I don't...

[02:19:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[02:19:54] Oh my god, he's actually going to start punching him?

[02:19:58] Is this actually happening?

[02:20:24] Ah, come on!

[02:20:31] Lawsuit, lawsuit, lawsuit, lawsuit, lawsuit, lawsuit.

[02:20:35] Sue and all you fuckers. There's no way I'm letting that slide.

[02:20:39] Nope. Listen to me. An hour into this, an hour into this.

[02:20:45] On the brink of death, and I'm getting punched in the gut, which is being told by a traitor.

[02:20:52] You're getting sued, you're getting sued, you're getting sued, you're getting sued.

[02:20:57] Fucking everyone in this building is getting a lawsuit.

[02:21:00] What the actual fuck?

[02:21:03] He signed a waiver!

[02:21:05] Yeah, but that doesn't matter if someone's physically assaulting him.

[02:21:10] If the waiver includes that, I will allow to be punched.

[02:21:14] Sure.

[02:21:16] Maybe, if it includes that.

[02:21:50] work don't fucking hit me he stops pop is that

[02:21:55] shi-ell

[02:21:56] time is money

[02:21:58] the hell don't play a fucking game

[02:22:01] oh shit

[02:22:03] yeah we put an action on it

[02:22:05] I see even worked out he just kind of spawned in and started punching people has this guy

[02:22:11] even worked out today

[02:22:13] pop is that

[02:22:15] yeah

[02:22:17] yeah

[02:22:19] Oh

[02:22:42] It looks like Jason made it through

[02:22:49] ball down!

[02:22:51] Yeah, yeah!

[02:22:53] Yeah!

[02:22:55] Yeah!

[02:22:57] Yeah!

[02:22:59] Yeah!

[02:23:01] They get it!

[02:23:03] You look like...

[02:23:05] You're going to shit!

[02:23:07] Get it over here!

[02:23:09] Get over here!

[02:23:11] I'm going to talk to them!

[02:23:13] Yeah, you ain't talking about it, man.

[02:23:15] Now, man, Mark is busy.

[02:23:17] Are you crazy?

[02:23:19] Push up fade.

[02:23:21] Come on, come on, British.

[02:23:23] I love you, shit.

[02:23:25] He's a fake.

[02:23:27] He's got him. Somebody, I'll get that back.

[02:23:29] A push up fade?

[02:23:31] I'll let it slide.

[02:23:33] How old are you?

[02:23:35] He's 17.

[02:23:37] 21.

[02:23:39] Ah, Jason's gonna win. He's got the old man strength.

[02:23:41] 21 to 17, dude.

[02:23:43] I want to moderate that.

[02:23:45] Let's run that.

[02:23:47] Never mind.

[02:23:49] That kid on the right is winning.

[02:23:51] Holy fucking shit.

[02:23:53] That might be the best form I've seen all video.

[02:23:55] Nice and push up.

[02:23:57] Yeah, AJ.

[02:23:59] Yeah, AJ.

[02:24:01] His nipple is literally touching the wood every time.

[02:24:03] Jason is cooked.

[02:24:05] Yeah, AJ.

[02:24:07] Yeah, AJ.

[02:24:09] Come on. Come on.

[02:24:11] No, don't quit.

[02:24:13] You're still going!

[02:24:15] Get out of here!

[02:24:17] Get out of here!

[02:24:19] Let's go!

[02:24:21] You're okay, WC!

[02:24:23] Brother, here you go!

[02:24:25] Get out of here!

[02:24:27] Get out of here!

[02:24:29] Get out of here!

[02:24:31] I don't know what I would say,

[02:24:33] but that was the fucking camera roll.

[02:24:35] Get out of here, brother!

[02:24:37] Get out of here!

[02:24:39] Get out of here!

[02:24:41] Come on!

[02:24:42] Come on, all right.

[02:24:43] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:24:45] Yeah, come on!

[02:24:46] Yeah, come on.

[02:24:47] Come on, man.

[02:24:48] Just move!

[02:24:49] Come on!

[02:24:49] Yeah!

[02:24:50] Oh, yeah.

[02:24:51] Yeah, now I'm happy.

[02:24:52] You're not the person that's mad.

[02:24:53] You're not the person that came in the first place.

[02:24:55] Yeah.

[02:24:56] You got to shoot me right.

[02:24:57] You got to shoot.

[02:25:02] Come on, Dave.

[02:25:03] Yeah, you got to shoot me right.

[02:25:06] Come on, have a good game.

[02:25:07] Have a good game.

[02:25:09] I

[02:25:16] Well, it looks like they're done, I think okay, let me try this shit was no joke

[02:25:21] Can we get like a post game interview? What's your fill this? Okay tomorrow you haven't played with this bar?

[02:25:30] What type of bars this the way it's like dangling does it shake

[02:25:39] Oh no, oh my god. Oh shit. Yeah, that is not it.

[02:25:45] This is not it.

[02:25:47] So, brother, you good there, bro?

[02:25:49] What you got to lock in?

[02:25:51] I know you're streaming a lot, but...

[02:25:53] Hey, listen, this year, I'm gonna put my f***ing business journey.

[02:25:55] Are you serious? You're serious.

[02:25:57] You seem that serious, bro. I'm serious.

[02:25:59] I think that's the only thing you're missing, though.

[02:26:01] You have all this power, you got fame, you got money, you got whatever you want.

[02:26:03] I'm trying to get fame, bro. Get big.

[02:26:05] Get big. Get your respect out here.

[02:26:07] Oh, yo, not only is he locked and streaming, but he looks great.

[02:26:11] He's an example for the kids.

[02:26:12] He's an example for the kids, bro.

[02:26:14] So that when these kids look at you, they're not only looking up to you because you're funny

[02:26:18] or whatever, they're looking up to you because I want to be like him.

[02:26:20] Hey, yo, what a fucking old YouTube rap.

[02:26:23] Let's go.

[02:26:24] We're going to finish it on a positive.

[02:26:25] Yo, chat, after that motivation, bro, I might go to this place.

[02:26:32] I might go to this place, chat.

[02:26:33] You know, I might go to this place, dude.

[02:26:36] I might know like Chad seriously I might go here why are we typing ggs?

[02:26:41] No, I might I might go to this place and high-fives you are coming with me.

[02:26:46] You are coming with me.

[02:26:50] No, I'm proud of him. Not really. He played too much.

[02:26:53] We're gonna end it with 50 burpees. Why everybody came up. Everybody run at 50 burpees.

[02:26:58] How was it?

[02:27:01] I'll put everything.

[02:27:06] Oh

[02:27:23] When we're done he'll get water

[02:27:25] I'm trying to be mr. Save the day

[02:27:35] Oh, no Al like this video's gonna end with Al just getting punched in the face

[02:27:45] Oh

[02:27:55] We will stop playing with you.

[02:27:57] I do not believe it.

[02:27:59] Who caught it?

[02:28:00] You, I, face off.

[02:28:01] Doug, try it.

[02:28:02] They got 50 burpees.

[02:28:03] Oh man.

[02:28:04] Alright.

[02:28:05] Man, man.

[02:28:06] Let's play this up.

[02:28:08] Doug, what's your shirt about?

[02:28:10] Y'all done?

[02:28:12] Put it right there.

[02:28:13] One more second.

[02:28:15] That's it.

[02:28:17] Jason, come in.

[02:28:19] Oh, fuck.

[02:28:21] It's about a month.

[02:28:23] How you doing?

[02:28:25] Broken.

[02:28:27] I didn't say I'm a diving fail, I feel dead.

[02:28:29] What this made me motivated stay fit,

[02:28:31] because I'm not saying my shit.

[02:28:33] I think you got a lot of followers.

[02:28:35] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[02:28:37] What the f*** is your name?

[02:28:39] Oh, bro.

[02:28:41] What's up?

[02:28:43] Oh, my God, ow. Jesus, ow.

[02:28:45] You got a lot of followers.

[02:28:47] I think you got a big black one.

[02:28:49] There's a lot of people that watch you and look at you.

[02:28:51] And a lot of people that watch you and look up to you and the things that you do they follow like if they think if whatever

[02:28:56] For whatever reason is they follow you they follow you for your content and the things that you do

[02:29:00] I think as a man it is your responsibility

[02:29:02] You take a response when you have a platform you take a responsibility

[02:29:06] Overall stupid I follow you are a leader to them

[02:29:08] Yeah, even if you still feel like a kid at heart one one thing every man needs in their life is this men get lost without this without this

[02:29:14] physical part but sir I

[02:29:17] Am not on steroids

[02:29:19] like sir I don't even have that like I don't sir I'm not on Roy's like I don't

[02:29:29] I don't know what to say bro I can't do this and the ability to come in here and

[02:29:33] push some weight and just be a man like you don't get many opportunities in life

[02:29:36] to be a man you know Sam you're not getting in the fight every day you're

[02:29:40] not screaming and yelling every day you know there's not many times you get to

[02:29:43] prove to yourself that you're a man that you could like do man shit throw shit

[02:29:46] around. And these kids that follow you, they need an example,

[02:29:49] bro. You got to be the leader. So that's why from the jump, I

[02:29:52] wanted you to take this as serious because I was like,

[02:29:54] bro, you have an opportunity not only to motivate people in the

[02:29:56] way that you're doing it now and inspire people in the way

[02:29:58] that you're doing it now, but add another element to it. So

[02:30:01] when they look at Jason, they're like, bro, he's a streamer.

[02:30:04] He's funny. He's got a, he's got a girlfriend. He's, and he

[02:30:08] lives, waits, he's jacked. I want to be like him. He sets a

[02:30:11] standard for me. Right? Huh? No, I'm sorry.

[02:30:14] You have a responsibility.

[02:30:16] Oh, was that really necessary?

[02:30:18] Oh, come on.

[02:30:20] And I want you to live up to that responsibility.

[02:30:22] East Jack?

[02:30:23] Use today as a little bit of fuel for yourself to continue to do so.

[02:30:27] Like on top of whatever you're doing, streaming YouTube, you could add this element to it.

[02:30:31] And show the kids that this is the right way to go about things.

[02:30:33] And this is the right way to let out your anger.

[02:30:35] And this is the right way to treat your body and your physical and your mental and everything.

[02:30:38] Hey listen, what y'all are doing is amazing.

[02:30:40] It's time for other people to push to the limit.

[02:30:42] I passed out damn near this was amazing experience. I want to get back

[02:30:46] You're maybe like a year and see my progress. There was something that they said out ruckus

[02:30:51] Champions and they even know what is watching so you say this shit on camera you can do a little workouts on camera

[02:30:56] But it's the shit that you do consistently. That's gonna make you better

[02:30:59] It's the shit that you do for you not for the camera today

[02:31:02] I've seen something in all jumps of side to see that you run a push-up feed after the fact that shit said a lot to me that

[02:31:08] you do got fight, you do got a tag, you do got competitiveness in me.

[02:31:11] Yeah, you got to play from side, you also got to serious side.

[02:31:14] When you come to the gym, it's okay to have that duality of, you know,

[02:31:17] wanna crack jokes and with sometimes you got to set the precedent.

[02:31:20] I'm not planning, I'm gonna get through this shit.

[02:31:22] Maybe joke at the end or whatever, whatever, but you really got to push it.

[02:31:25] You can't waste your time.

[02:31:26] You're young, start now, build the foundation like how he said, and keep going.

[02:31:31] You got to a whole workout, probably over 3,000 reps.

[02:31:34] and we purposely separated the cars so that it wouldn't be look like we were

[02:31:38] picking on you. We just doing heavy weights or whatever.

[02:31:41] Whatever. That way you would feel comfortable amongst your peers amongst the same rep

[02:31:45] ranges, amongst the same strength range.

[02:31:47] And now it's just a dog fight today. And you had to push up feet and then you kept

[02:31:51] going through here. So that says a lot about you said a lot.

[02:31:53] Like I said, about your attack.

[02:31:54] You know, Chad, this did inspire me though, dude. Like I want to get in the gym,

[02:31:57] bro. I need to get back in the gym. I go for like a month and then I stop,

[02:32:01] Go for a week, then I stop.

[02:32:03] I just need to go for like a year, bro.

[02:32:06] Thank you.

[02:32:07] But you gotta maintain it.

[02:32:08] You have to maintain it.

[02:32:09] Consistency, maintenance, and persist, you got to-

[02:32:12] Not this fucking gym, but like a gym.

[02:32:14] You know what I mean?

[02:32:15] We persist, I want this shit.

[02:32:17] And that's gonna set you apart from everybody,

[02:32:19] your age and everybody on your platform

[02:32:20] and everybody in your genre.

[02:32:21] You're 21, but before you know, you're gonna be 25.

[02:32:24] And then before you know, you're gonna have a wife

[02:32:26] and kids and you're gonna have a family to protect.

[02:32:28] And at some point it's gonna be too late

[02:32:29] to be funny.

[02:32:31] It's like, I'm serious, but there's

[02:32:33] going to be a situation in life where you're

[02:32:34] going to have to step up and be that guy, you know what I'm saying?

[02:32:38] And your whole life should be prepared for whatever

[02:32:40] comes towards you.

[02:32:41] So prepare for it, bro.

[02:32:42] And I want that for you, bro.

[02:32:43] I want to see you in a year.

[02:32:44] And I want to look and be like, damn,

[02:32:46] I hope this had an impact enough where now he's fully locked in.

[02:32:49] I can tell you work out a little bit.

[02:32:50] Now it's like, let's fix it.

[02:32:51] I don't want to see him in three weeks.

[02:32:53] I don't want to see him in a month.

[02:32:54] I don't want to see him in three months.

[02:32:55] A year for me sounds good on camera.

[02:32:57] A year is a total tournament.

[02:32:58] I see that.

[02:32:59] I want to see next week y'all I'm in a gym.

[02:33:02] Two weeks, I'm still in a gym, three weeks.

[02:33:04] Track your progress day by day, hour by hour.

[02:33:06] Time waits for nobody, bro.

[02:33:07] This shit go by fast.

[02:33:09] You're 21 years old.

[02:33:10] I've been in this gym 31 years.

[02:33:12] And that shit flew by.

[02:33:13] I mean, it catch your youth by the tail,

[02:33:15] harness your strength,

[02:33:17] and focus on your craft and be successful.

[02:33:19] Appreciate y'all, man.

[02:33:20] Thank you for pulling up.

[02:33:23] Shot to everybody in this gym, bro.

[02:33:25] Y'all.

[02:33:26] Um, wow.

[02:33:28] All right, chat.

[02:33:29] Well, there's only one question left to ask.

[02:33:32] Should I go in?

[02:33:34] Run a poll.

[02:33:35] Should I go in?

[02:33:38] Hope you all enjoyed the video.

[02:33:41] Run a poll.

[02:33:42] Should I go in?

[02:33:43] I've, while y'all run that poll, I'm going to go pee because I've been holding

[02:33:46] this, this for 20 minutes.

[02:33:47] Run a poll.

[02:33:48] Should I go in?

[02:34:20] you

[02:34:50] you

[02:35:20] you

[02:35:50] Let's see what the poll says.

[02:36:19] Oh my god.

[02:36:22] Oh my god.

[02:36:25] Wow.

[02:36:31] Great.

[02:36:33] So chat, who else could like,

[02:36:36] Bro, because chat if I go with Joe,

[02:36:38] I would just get brutally mugged.

[02:36:42] Maybe I could go with Ron that way. I won't be like the fart of the gym

[02:36:48] Maybe I could call Ron if I go with Joe, I'll get really mugged

[02:36:53] Yeah, maybe I'll go with Ron. Let's call Ron

[02:37:02] Yo, Ron

[02:37:07] Yes, have a birthday Jason

[02:37:12] He's coming on Earth Day.

[02:37:14] Miho.

[02:37:16] No.

[02:37:18] Ron, I have something pretty important

[02:37:21] I want to tell you about.

[02:37:24] I'm listening.

[02:37:25] So.

[02:37:26] Well, you went to the Northern Stone.

[02:37:31] So Ron, I want to go, well, okay, I don't want to, okay.

[02:37:35] Mike Chat wants me to go to the Diamond Gym pretty soon.

[02:37:39] It's in New Jersey, I will fly out there.

[02:37:44] But I need like somebody to go with me, Rob.

[02:37:47] And it's your lucky day, Rob.

[02:37:52] I picked you.

[02:37:57] Are you busy that year?

[02:38:00] When do you wanna go?

[02:38:01] Cause the vaccine doesn't wanna go.

[02:38:05] He doesn't wanna go.

[02:38:06] He told me like 10 hundred doesn't wanna go.

[02:38:09] a movie you should. What day do you want to do it? Ron, I will do this. My child wants me to go.

[02:38:16] I will do this. I mean, literally. And like, we, we have that Minecraft thing. So after that.

[02:38:25] Do you want to play Minecraft and then take a flight to go get our ass beat?

[02:38:29] It could be like a couple of days after, but like, Ron, we need to do this because Ron, look,

[02:38:35] we're both out of shape. Let's call it what it is, bro. We're both out of shape. We both

[02:38:39] have love handles, we both have muffin tops, we both have man titties. Our chats harass us day in

[02:38:45] and day out for being out of shape. You get called the fart of twitch. I'm sorry, I didn't know why

[02:38:50] I said that. Listen, Ron, this is your chance to not only prove to your community, but yeah, to prove

[02:38:57] it to yourself, Ron, that me and you can conquer the diamonds. Yeah, you know what it sounds like?

[02:39:04] It sounds like he doesn't want to go, but he knows that if I go that he's forced to go,

[02:39:07] Basically, so he's just asking his chance basically being my yard. Let's see. I should go solo both of y'all

[02:39:13] It was literally then they got focus on both the young

[02:39:17] It's way easier dog. I'm not gonna lie. It's way easier to do it. He's gonna be distracted. Yeah, that's what we need to do

[02:39:23] Me help beta if I go in here alone. I might cease to exist bro

[02:39:27] I just watched Jason's video for an hour. He fainted 30 minutes ago. Yo, bro. I might die in here, bro

[02:39:35] I asked Joe to go but I'm thinking about it. I'm just gonna get brutally mugged if I go with Joe

[02:39:48] Ron, if I go with you, it's like we're both the farts. Ron, we gotta do it. We have to do it, bro.

[02:39:58] Okay, let me know bro the worst case scenario. I'll just go in there soda, but yeah, I'm gonna do it end of May

[02:40:11] All right, all right, bro

[02:40:13] Me ho beta me ho beta

[02:40:28] 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 18, 19, 20, 20, uh-oh!

[02:40:39] Knee on the ground, bro, 30 burpees, 30 fucking burpees!

[02:40:42] See, bro, this is a PTSD patient right here, bro.

[02:40:45] Knee on the ground, 30 burpees.

[02:40:48] GGs, bro.

[02:40:51] G fucking Gs.

[02:40:53] OK, chat.

[02:40:54] We're like three hours behind schedule of the stream.

[02:40:56] I just got really immersed in that.

[02:40:58] But yeah, I'm gonna go.

[02:40:59] I don't know if I'm gonna go alone.

[02:41:01] I don't know if I'm gonna go with somebody.

[02:41:03] I really don't know, bro.

[02:41:04] I don't wanna stream it.

[02:41:06] I kind of just wanna lock in and blog it.

[02:41:10] Yeah, I don't wanna stream it,

[02:41:12] but I'm just gonna lock in, bro.

[02:41:17] I gotta go.

[02:41:18] Yeah, I gotta go.

[02:41:19] I gotta go.

[02:41:20] It's like, I'm literally a fucking bitch if I don't go.

[02:41:23] You legitimately told Joe you wanted to go. Yeah, guys, guys, if I go with Joe, guys,

[02:41:30] I'm going to get brutally mugged, brutally mugged. Joe's going to get through the workout

[02:41:34] and then I'm going to be the punching bag. If I go with Ron, Ron and me will be the punching

[02:41:39] guys Joe is in shape Joe is in great shape like Joe's in shape bro Joe is

[02:41:53] in really good shape if I go with Ron at least I'll cast somebody else to harass

[02:41:57] If he's, uh, uncast someone else's house, fuck!

[02:42:03] Hi-Bots, what?

[02:42:07] Hi-Bots, what, bro?

[02:42:12] What?

[02:42:13] What?

[02:42:14] What?

[02:42:15] What?

[02:42:16] Hi-Bots, Colin.

[02:42:17] Hi-Bots, what?

[02:42:18] What?

[02:42:19] Uh, shut up.

[02:42:20] I'm not kidding.

[02:42:21] Hi guys, what? What?

[02:42:23] Uh, pushups. I'm not kidding. I'm not, I'm not joking with you, bro. 30 pushups.

[02:42:30] Hey, hold on. The toolkits lagging again.

[02:42:34] Hey, be shut up the camera.

[02:42:36] Toolkits lagging camera broke.

[02:42:38] Toolkits, you said 30 pushups? Hi, boss.

[02:42:42] Hey, see, though, you can't do the pushups in the camera's off. You can't do that.

[02:42:46] I wanna lie to that.

[02:42:48] Oh my god. Whoa. Whoa.

[02:42:52] Okay, high five 30 pushups. Ready?

[02:42:56] Tell me your position.

[02:42:57] Sit down.

[02:43:02] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

[02:43:10] Why are you laughing? Shut up!

[02:43:13] Nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18.

[02:43:18] 14 15 16 19 20 21 22 23 24 25

[02:43:42] What do you mean, what do you mean, I'm still 30?

[02:44:00] That's 30 burpees right there.

[02:44:03] What?

[02:44:04] For what?

[02:44:05] Uh, you need to hit the ground.

[02:44:07] Yeah, I get to fuck off my phone.

[02:44:11] Somebody said zero reps. Die. Literally die in GTA. In game. What the fuck do you mean

[02:44:21] zero reps? Go fuck yourself. Oh my god. Oh. Zero reps my ass. Zero reps my ass. Check.

[02:44:36] Let's see my physique, bro. Let's actually see my physique. No, no, no, no. Let's actually

[02:44:40] do this let's look at my physique bro let's actually do this I don't why are

[02:44:55] Why are people saying, me ho?

[02:45:05] Why are people saying, me ho?

[02:45:08] Well, bro, that's my fucking physique.

[02:45:14] Bro, why are people saying, me ho?

[02:45:16] Shut that shit up, bro, please.

[02:45:20] Look, bro, I need to lock in.

[02:45:21] I don't know what else to say.

[02:45:23] Look Chad, I need to lock in.

[02:45:27] I need to lock in.

[02:45:30] There's no other options.

[02:45:32] I need to lock in.

[02:45:37] I need to lock in.

[02:45:39] Guy no final boss.

[02:45:40] I don't know what that means.

[02:45:42] Ron, call him.

[02:45:45] Ron, what's up?

[02:45:46] Yeah, I don't know if I can do it, Ron.

[02:45:48] Hey, the fuck is going to work, bro?

[02:45:49] Hey, the fuck you're following us?

[02:45:51] I'm trying to do 20 push ups.

[02:45:55] Yeah, GG.

[02:45:59] Yeah, GG, bro.

[02:46:01] Fuck, GG, bro.

[02:46:04] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, GG.

[02:46:06] GG, GG.

[02:46:08] GG, GG.

[02:46:13] Me and Ronald are just human farts.

[02:46:16] Tank with a good run.

[02:46:17] Braum to get to the run.

[02:46:20] All right, chat.

[02:46:24] Okay.

[02:46:27] Okay.

[02:46:28] Chat.

[02:46:30] G-T-A-R-P, or R-

[02:46:34] I'm going as fast as you.

[02:46:36] I'm going as fast as you.

[02:46:37] Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster,

[02:46:39] faster, faster, faster, what the fuck is that?

[02:46:42] What the fuck is that?

[02:46:44] What the fuck is that?

[02:46:47] I'm just like the Indian Casual Deservee.

[02:46:52] Spray it!

[02:46:54] Spray it!

[02:46:56] Miho, Miho, Miho.

[02:47:00] You guys fucking water my belt.

[02:47:01] Miho, Miho.

[02:47:03] Bro, I need to lock in, dude.

[02:47:06] This shit is embarrassing, Chad. I need to, y'all, y'all.

[02:47:09] I need to lock in.

[02:47:11] I don't know what else to say.

[02:47:12] I have to lock in.

[02:47:14] I'm so done with this.

[02:47:16] I'm done being a bitch.

[02:47:18] Like I'm done being a bitch.

[02:47:21] I'm done.

[02:47:24] I need to lock in and take my life by the horns.

[02:47:32] Oh my God.

[02:47:36] I have to lock in, dude.

[02:47:37] And why the fuck is my chrome crashing?

[02:47:39] Google Chrome, 30 burpees, that's 30 burpees.

[02:47:43] Every time you wanna crash, that's 30 fucking burpees.

[02:47:46] Let's go, 30, 30 fucking burpees.

[02:47:50] Every time this fucking bullshit fucking probe

[02:47:53] leaked at the desk, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:47:56] All right, chat.

[02:48:00] GTA RP or solo the champion on PC.

[02:48:04] What do y'all want?

[02:48:05] We don't have time for both

[02:48:06] because we're gonna play League later

[02:48:07] and that took three hours, but I was immersed.

[02:48:10] GTA roleplay or r6 soldier the champion run the poll vote in the poll

[02:48:17] Run the poll vote in the ball. That's 30 fucking burpees. Do you bet a season? They give me the prime DL

[02:48:23] But I think it's your one we don't have time for both because

[02:48:27] We were watching that video for an hour but that video was peak

[02:48:30] vote in this poll bro vote in this poll gta rp or

[02:48:34] R6 or the champion everybody vote if you're sitting there with your hand on your wiener

[02:48:39] good pick up the phone and start dialing just your girlfriend think you were no

[02:48:45] good lousy piece of garbage good pick up the phone and start dialing I want you

[02:48:53] to deal with the problems by becoming rich do that movie speak after watching

[02:48:58] movie again I watched a movie three months ago and I'm gonna speak I saw

[02:49:01] the producer one can I be your cameraman yo bro if I go to the diamond gym I'm

[02:49:06] I'm bringing, I'm bringing high-bots.

[02:49:08] If I go to the diamond gym, I'm bringing high-bots, bro.

[02:49:11] I'm bringing fucking high-bots.

[02:49:16] Also chat for GTA RP tonight.

[02:49:18] We have on, we have on Witcher McCulloch's

[02:49:24] chat for GTA RP tonight.

[02:49:26] We have, we're in the whitelisted server,

[02:49:28] which is like the sweats.

[02:49:30] So we have to lock in and we gotta make a new account.

[02:49:32] Highbice, load up GTARP, highbice, load up GTARP, highbice, load up GTARP, load it up,

[02:49:46] bro, load this shit up, highbice, load up GTARP, we're back, we're back, it's been a

[02:50:02] minute y'all it has been a fucking minute y'all here we go one out of one of the

[02:50:08] cube lock-in we have to make our player we got to make art no no not player

[02:50:13] person person person remember first rule of GTA RP what happens in Fight Club

[02:50:20] stays at Fight Club sorry mixed up my quotes there listen bro first rule of

[02:50:26] GTA RP pretend like it's real life we got banned two years ago because we didn't

[02:50:34] pretend like it's real life now today we pretend like it's real life we're gonna

[02:50:39] make a guy and we are going to enter GTA RP mother fuckers let's go bro we need

[02:50:47] to do a bunch of RP streams bro so we can be ready for GTA 6 and I need to be

[02:50:52] GT85 story mode. I keep pushing that off when I'm gonna do it. Lock in. It's been a fucking minute.

[02:51:00] It's been, or we haven't been, dude, we haven't been in RP in months. We haven't been in a sweaty

[02:51:06] server like this in two years. The last time we were in the cop server, no pixel, we got banned

[02:51:11] in 30 minutes. Type of water in the chat if you were in that stream two years ago. We got banned

[02:51:14] in 30 minutes. Today, we're not getting fucking banned, buddy. Today, we're not getting fucking banned,

[02:51:19] buddy let me zoom this camera in a wee bit

[02:51:26] now but for real like i'm gonna go to diamond gym

[02:51:29] i'm gonna go to diamond gym bro i don't know if i'm gonna go solo i don't

[02:51:34] know i'm gonna go i'm gonna fucking go i'm gonna go

[02:51:43] i don't care if no one's gonna go with me i'm gonna go to diamond gym and i'm

[02:51:46] and I'm gonna make it out for y'all bro.

[02:51:49] And for myself, I'm gonna prove it to my fucking self

[02:51:51] that I can get through that.

[02:51:55] I might die though.

[02:51:57] That could be tricky, this could be tricky.

[02:52:01] All right, ladies and gentlemen,

[02:52:03] without further ado, we are returning to GTA World Play.

[02:52:07] Lock the fuck in, grab some popcorn,

[02:52:10] grab the tip of your schlong.

[02:52:12] Let's do this shit, brothers.

[02:52:14] Let me drag chat to my right-side monitor.

[02:52:18] Let me close out of all these loose tabs.

[02:52:22] Close out, close out, close out, close out, close out.

[02:52:34] Chat will be ready, chat will be ready.

[02:52:40] Hi, guys, can I start playing?

[02:52:41] Oh my God, we're loading, we're loading.

[02:52:44] We're loading we're loading we're loading we're loading we're loading we're loading we're loading we're loading we're loading we're loading we're loading we're loading

[02:52:52] Oh my god, we're loading. Oh my god, we're loading

[02:52:57] Get oh my god. We're loading. Oh my god. We're here. Oh my god. We're here. Oh my god. We're in

[02:53:04] in. Wait, Louis Caliber. Louis Caliber. That's the Louis Caliber mask. I know that. Hold

[02:53:22] I did a sub grind on YouTube channel. Oh my God, nostalgic, bro. That is nostalgic or

[02:53:30] We're going to eat Calibre today.

[02:53:34] Yeah, bro, that's a ball in all of them, bro.

[02:53:35] I used to watch all of those videos.

[02:53:39] Get!

[02:53:40] Okay, come on, give me it, give me it.

[02:53:43] Okay, I think since it's a new server chat,

[02:53:45] we gotta make a whole new guy, bro.

[02:53:48] We gotta make a whole new fucking guy, bro.

[02:53:52] We gotta make a whole new dude, man.

[02:53:55] Oh my God, we're loading, we're loading.

[02:53:57] We're loading, we're loading, we're loading, lock in, let's go, lock in, let's go.

[02:54:15] Come on come on preloading collisions F. No, nothing's f-ing nothing's f-ing

[02:54:29] Chat shut up with that Jasmine calling shit bro chat. We're in a whole new server whole

[02:54:36] whole new world bro whole new server whole new world oh my god come on here we go load

[02:54:46] me in load me in load me in F stop saying F you guys are scaring me to fuck out of it

[02:54:50] stop saying F pushing 30 about it away whole new city you're right you're right you're

[02:54:57] right oh my god oh my god oh my god hi guys when you get my settings right before I play

[02:55:03] I need to have it on pushed at all.

[02:55:05] What?

[02:55:06] Create character, here we go, here we go, here we go.

[02:55:09] Okay, I'm gonna make this as accurate as I possibly can.

[02:55:13] I'm gonna make my character me.

[02:55:23] Forgot how to spell my last name for a second.

[02:55:26] I'm literally gonna make my character me, y'all.

[02:55:29] 2001.

[02:55:30] September 26th, country of origin, United States of America, he-him.

[02:55:41] Create your character.

[02:55:43] Wait, should I serve a life sentence in jail?

[02:55:47] Or no?

[02:55:48] Should I?

[02:55:50] I

[02:55:54] Winner 2001

[02:56:01] Whoa, why am I posed like that?

[02:56:05] Why is my guy pose like that?

[02:56:07] Okay, he already kind of looks like me Jesus. Do I need to edit anything?

[02:56:12] Bro, do I need to edit anything?

[02:56:16] Done.

[02:56:17] It's already done.

[02:56:18] Complete.

[02:56:19] True.

[02:56:20] Accurate.

[02:56:21] We're done here.

[02:56:22] It's when he looks like you.

[02:56:25] Uh, not Arish said, not fat enough.

[02:56:29] Okay.

[02:56:30] I'm not gonna lie, the face does look like me.

[02:56:33] The hair does look like me.

[02:56:35] But bro, what is like the clothes I actually wear?

[02:56:38] Like if I'm gonna make this me, what is the clothes I wear? I need blue flip flops

[02:56:43] These are like my iconic like I love these things. Okay, I'm gonna probably need

[02:56:52] I'm gonna need like a dry fit shirt

[02:56:57] Here we go, that's the type of shirt I would wear

[02:57:00] wait, wait hold up, hold up

[02:57:02] we need like a dry fit shirt and

[02:57:08] I don't wear hoodies chat wear a jersey with booty shorts. Oh a jersey. Yeah, I do wear a lot of jerseys

[02:57:15] Bro, is there a jersey?

[02:57:20] Let's do this

[02:57:26] For how don't see any jerseys, let's do this

[02:57:31] Bro my god looks like a chud though. Oh, he looks like a chud under sure

[02:57:38] Wait, why, wait chat, why do I, why, it won't let me click, it's not working.

[02:57:48] Scroll, it's broken, guys, it looks broken.

[02:57:55] I think it's broken.

[02:58:01] Do arm 5, 100%, arms 5, okay, yep, I already saw this one.

[02:58:08] doing this? Yo, ass? Wait, it's already broken? Wait, where are the jerseys? Where are the

[02:58:17] jerseys? Where are the jerseys? Bro, it doesn't matter because I can't click anything anyways.

[02:58:23] It doesn't matter.

[02:58:24] Or I can't click anything, y'all.

[02:58:29] Bro, nothing's working.

[02:58:36] Oh, here we go.

[02:58:43] What happened to my arms?

[02:58:44] What the fuck?

[02:58:45] What happened to my arms?

[02:58:49] What?

[02:58:50] What?

[02:59:04] We're in an apartment, I think.

[02:59:06] Bro, first day in the city.

[02:59:09] First day in the city.

[02:59:11] First day in the city.

[02:59:13] When you go to a clothing store, yeah, post shizzle.

[02:59:16] I'm not gonna get banned.

[02:59:18] What's Push to Talk? Chat is it V?

[02:59:24] I'm not gonna get banned, trust me.

[02:59:25] That'll be better, that'll be better.

[02:59:28] Ooh, somebody left some food out here.

[02:59:33] And?

[02:59:35] Hello, hello!

[02:59:36] Alright, that'll should probably work.

[02:59:41] Hello, hello ma'am.

[02:59:43] Do you know where the nearest clothing store is?

[02:59:48] Okay, I'm gonna play that game.

[02:59:55] Is she invincible?

[03:00:02] Whoa, it's not Renderin, y'all.

[03:00:04] Whoa.

[03:00:12] It's not Renderin, y'all.

[03:00:15] chat she's AI she's AI settings hey I advice how's it going

[03:00:45] he seems to have chosen to put it up

[03:00:50] put it up put it up

[03:00:51] put it up all the way all the way

[03:00:53] like there?

[03:00:54] like 75, 75, 75

[03:00:56] 75? okay

[03:00:57] okay

[03:00:58] right there

[03:01:00] okay

[03:01:01] now what?

[03:01:02] good

[03:01:07] oh yeah yeah yeah nice of us

[03:01:15] Now is it binding to N?

[03:01:25] Yep.

[03:01:40] Hello!

[03:01:41] Whisper, hello, wait, what?

[03:01:49] Okay, I just go to the closing store.

[03:01:58] Whoa, look at that.

[03:02:01] Whoa.

[03:02:02] All right, have us.

[03:02:05] Thank you, bro.

[03:02:06] Whoa.

[03:02:07] Look at the boat.

[03:02:08] Whoa, look at the boat.

[03:02:13] Oh my God.

[03:02:18] Wow.

[03:02:21] Chatty, I think somebody owns that thing?

[03:02:24] All right.

[03:02:26] Let's steal somebody's car.

[03:02:30] Here we go.

[03:02:34] Chat, now, should we?

[03:02:36] Somebody said this looks like tarpon springs.

[03:02:41] Alright.

[03:02:44] Bro this is not tarpon springs guys.

[03:02:46] Shut that shit up.

[03:02:48] This is not tarpon springs.

[03:02:50] Oh hello man.

[03:02:52] Hey guys how's it going?

[03:02:56] Those are our peers chat.

[03:02:58] Hello our peers.

[03:03:00] They completely fucking ignored me but it's okay.

[03:03:06] Those guys are federal RPS, bro.

[03:03:10] No, no, that wasn't NPCs.

[03:03:12] Guys, there would never be three NPCs in the same... in the same, uh, thing.

[03:03:17] There's no way. No.

[03:03:19] In GTA, it's only one per.

[03:03:23] Now, how do you get in?

[03:03:26] F?

[03:03:29] Is there a way to break it?

[03:03:31] We're gonna have to do a live hijacking.

[03:03:38] Hey, honey, how's it going?

[03:03:40] Hey, hey, hey, hey, how's it going?

[03:03:42] Are you doing okay?

[03:03:44] I'll murder you if you don't come back!

[03:03:47] What?

[03:03:48] Lawsuit!

[03:03:49] Lawsuit!

[03:03:50] Sue him!

[03:03:51] Lawsuit!

[03:03:52] Wait, stop!

[03:03:53] Lawsuit again!

[03:03:54] This demands us to chill.

[03:03:57] Christ!

[03:03:58] Christ, how is it locked if he's in it? What?

[03:04:02] Bro, let me in there

[03:04:04] nine

[03:04:05] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

[03:04:08] Sir

[03:04:10] sir

[03:04:15] No, wait, you're all locked say will ahi bro

[03:04:19] Say will ahi no way. They're all locked

[03:04:28] just walk yeah but guys how far is the shoot store y'all how far is the shoot

[03:04:34] store wait do you guys want me to go to the shoot store I think you're talking

[03:04:40] about no we'll get banned no you guys mean the shirt the shirt store the

[03:04:51] clothing store the clothing store there it is

[03:04:58] Hello, hello sir, how you doing, sir?

[03:05:05] All right, running a tight ship around here, all right Chad, well, we set the waypoint.

[03:05:15] Oh, it's just a straight shot right to the clothing store.

[03:05:18] Guys, we're not going to get it at the Darth Maul.

[03:05:23] Shut up!

[03:05:25] We're not gonna get shoes at the Darth Maul, dude!

[03:05:35] We gotta call the sheriff!

[03:05:37] Mbawra!

[03:05:39] Is this what happens every time I talk to a woman, dude?

[03:05:43] Like, we gotta call the sheriff?

[03:05:45] Are we that ass?

[03:05:47] No, you don't! You don't gotta do shit!

[03:05:51] Alright guys, we should be getting close to the clothing store.

[03:05:54] Now we're gonna get in here. We're gonna get a nice fit. Okay, because if not we might get fucking banned, bro

[03:06:01] We're gonna get a nice fit

[03:06:07] You still got a ways to go

[03:06:09] We still got a little ways to go bro. This is nice man like this is a nice town

[03:06:15] Very nice, bro

[03:06:18] This is very pretty

[03:06:20] This is so pretty!

[03:06:25] Guys, this is nothing like Tarpon Springs, bro.

[03:06:29] This is nothing like Tarpon Springs.

[03:06:32] Whoa, I think we got some RPs up there.

[03:06:35] I think we got some RPs.

[03:06:45] Hello! Hello, ladies and gentlemen. How's everybody doing today?

[03:06:50] Hello sir, how you doing sir?

[03:07:07] Here we go chat, a nice clothing store today.

[03:07:09] Here we go, here we go.

[03:07:12] Whoa!

[03:07:13] Open clothing store.

[03:07:15] Bar, it's just question marks.

[03:07:19] Okay, that covers up our- I want to wear something- ooh, I look snazzy here.

[03:07:27] See- no, no, no, no, no, no, no! More, more! Wait up. I look snazzy. Okay, now let's get

[03:07:32] some pants that go with it, chat. I look pretty snazzy here, though. Ooh, look at these!

[03:07:39] And then, okay, okay, okay.

[03:07:43] And then we get shoes, okay.

[03:07:47] Oh, very nice, okay.

[03:07:49] Maybe some glasses, guardiac.

[03:07:51] Wait, why can't I buy?

[03:07:59] Okay, I can't buy any glasses yet.

[03:08:01] Maybe I'm not cold enough.

[03:08:04] But bro, this should be good.

[03:08:06] I look legit now.

[03:08:07] I look professional.

[03:08:09] Why am I like glitched out though in the top of my neck?

[03:08:13] My shirt is like broken.

[03:08:15] Bro's a walking tampon.

[03:08:17] I don't even know what that means, bro.

[03:08:22] Okay, I look like Dr. Evil now.

[03:08:27] But at least it covers up the glitch, I guess.

[03:08:31] Nine.

[03:08:36] Okay, we're just gonna do this

[03:08:37] Cause now the glitch is covered up, and then that.

[03:08:41] Yes, bro, I look like a chit now.

[03:08:43] Actually like a real person.

[03:08:47] Here we go.

[03:08:50] It's undershirt 15.

[03:08:52] Do other arms?

[03:08:53] Oh.

[03:08:59] No.

[03:09:02] Is it cause of my undershirt?

[03:09:07] Bro, the undershirts glitching all of them out.

[03:09:14] What the hell?

[03:09:22] Undershirt 15?

[03:09:27] Arm 5?

[03:09:28] I'm not doing arm 5, bro.

[03:09:29] Go fuck yourself!

[03:09:31] Bro, I don't see undershirt 15.

[03:09:34] I just see undershirts.

[03:09:39] There's undershirt 12, undershirt 73.

[03:09:43] Why is it not in order?

[03:09:52] What?

[03:09:54] At the top, just type it in.

[03:09:57] There's no search bar.

[03:09:59] Type what in?

[03:10:00] The variants.

[03:10:05] All right, there's nine of those available.

[03:10:18] Great work, guys.

[03:10:20] Undershirt 15 did numbers, man.

[03:10:23] Great work. Sixteen?

[03:10:32] Oh!

[03:10:33] I actually like a Chad now. Oh my god. Yes.

[03:10:38] What?

[03:10:40] WHAT THE FUCK?!

[03:10:53] This game is ass!

[03:11:00] Why is it still glitched?

[03:11:17] What?

[03:11:18] Whoa, bitch.

[03:11:21] I'm a little sassy.

[03:11:23] Wait, what?

[03:11:31] So chat, I'm stupid and I'm unintelligent,

[03:11:35] but 95% of the shirts in this game glitch out.

[03:11:41] What?

[03:11:42] That doesn't seem like a logical assumption to make at all.

[03:11:46] Okay, this is fine.

[03:11:48] I don't mind it.

[03:11:48] Okay.

[03:11:51] You have to fix the arms?

[03:11:53] I've done 30 different types of arms.

[03:11:56] What do you want me to say?

[03:11:58] Oh my god, this one worked. Yes, yes.

[03:12:00] Yes! Yes! Yes!

[03:12:04] Oh my god, finally!

[03:12:06] What's the point of having them in the game if they're all glitched though?

[03:12:08] Why not just delete it?

[03:12:13] Ooh, now I look good.

[03:12:15] Wait! Now I look good!

[03:12:20] Oh my god, it looked like a sigma. I look like a sigma, bro.

[03:12:27] Whoa, I look like a Chad.

[03:12:38] Bro, I look so good now.

[03:12:43] Bro, I look so good now. Oh my god.

[03:12:50] I look amazing now, bro. Thank you. Thank you

[03:12:59] Hello, hello

[03:13:04] Hello, sir

[03:13:11] Yeah, I wonder where the people are

[03:13:20] That's capitalism for you. It's totally acceptable for a money-making venture, but un-American otherwise believe me house music is back

[03:13:29] What would you say I'd like one thirty second of an ounce instead of a gram

[03:13:36] Where should we go chat where should we go now where should we go now hospital we got clothing where should we go now?

[03:13:45] We got to go to the hospital.

[03:13:50] Nine.

[03:13:52] It's kind of far away.

[03:14:13] haircut? Uber? You can Uber? What? Say what lie, Hebrew? You can Uber around? I'm not

[03:14:27] going to the Darth Maul. P? What the fuck is P doing? Gun store? Hospital? Bro, I want

[03:14:43] to meet some- Oh chat, whenever I type P the sun thing comes up. Whenever I- Okay, okay.

[03:14:53] Okay. Wait, I think I'm heading there, right?

[03:14:55] Oh my god, we gotta waste the go. We gotta go here.

[03:14:59] Bro, is there any people in here? There's gotta be people.

[03:15:05] Press M for a phone and call Uber.

[03:15:08] M doesn't do anything.

[03:15:12] Get a car first.

[03:15:13] I have no money and every time I've tried to hijack somebody, I can't grab it.

[03:15:23] Press F1.

[03:15:25] Whoa.

[03:15:27] Whoa.

[03:15:29] That works!

[03:15:35] I don't see anything that says phone though.

[03:15:41] F2.

[03:15:45] Check.

[03:15:47] What?

[03:15:49] Undress?

[03:15:53] I

[03:15:55] Wait, why would I undress?

[03:15:57] Get out the road

[03:15:59] Hey, hello, sir come back

[03:16:09] Now's a real person in a role, it's like a ghost town out here guys

[03:16:16] Yeah, sir

[03:16:18] Sir hello sir, sir. Sorry. I just landed in the city this morning, sir. I need to help

[03:16:25] What is your dumb ass doing bro, sir? It's my first day in the city. I need to help

[03:16:31] Me too, I don't even know how to open my pockets, bro

[03:16:34] Okay, okay, bro. Can we like dude we got to go get to like God?

[03:16:38] Let's go to the barber shop and get a haircut or something. Please. I need to get this hair going bro, please do

[03:16:44] Can you give me a ride? I have no car or no money.

[03:16:47] You're gonna go to the barbershop and grow some hair, you dumbass. It takes time.

[03:16:50] Yeah, buddy. Hey, hey, hey, buddy, buddy. Listen, I'm just gonna get a spray-paint tan

[03:16:55] so I can have fake hair on, bro, so I can, like, not look like a bald child, bro.

[03:16:59] Right now, I look like a sperm cell, dude. Just let me in, okay?

[03:17:05] Hey! Sir, come back! Come back! Sir! What the hell?! Come back!

[03:17:14] Sir, please, please sir, don't do this!

[03:17:20] What?

[03:17:22] Thank you. Dude, I thought you were going to leave me, bro. I thought you were going to leave me behind like everybody else in life, dude.

[03:17:27] I was going...

[03:17:29] Are you kidding me, babe? What are you doing?

[03:17:32] What are you talking about?

[03:17:34] Bro, Teroche, we need to go to the barbershop, okay? Please.

[03:17:37] Wait, where's it at?

[03:17:39] Bro, is he also your first day in the city?

[03:17:41] the city yeah okay okay so bro like let's go to the barber shop let's go to the

[03:17:50] barbershop uh we're right yo yo hey hey have you been drinking you just hit a

[03:17:57] pole bro you're driving in the center of the road what you're talking about would

[03:18:01] drive correct what yo are you drunk what are you doing bro are you hammered

[03:18:11] Oh my god, who is it? Yo, bro drive correct. We're gonna get arrested. We're here. Okay. This is the barbershop

[03:18:23] Look motherfucker look all right. Hey. Hey, I'm gonna need you to watch that sass bro or I will fucking

[03:18:31] Sock you do you understand watch that shit? You're my bad. My bad. Good kid

[03:18:37] Okay, let's go

[03:18:41] Hello, hello. Anybody in here? Anybody in here?

[03:18:47] What did you just say, bruh?

[03:18:49] Anybody in here? Is anybody in here?

[03:19:05] Here we go.

[03:19:07] Here we go.

[03:19:09] Bro, what's my actual hair, bro?

[03:19:12] Chat, what is my hair?

[03:19:16] Steel his car?

[03:19:19] Steel his car.

[03:19:22] Yo, bro, you waiting for me?

[03:19:24] I'm coming now.

[03:19:30] Yo, do you know how to open pockets?

[03:19:34] What are you doing, bud?

[03:19:36] Yeah!

[03:19:38] Yes!

[03:19:40] Yes!

[03:19:43] Yes!

[03:19:45] Our first-ever lick.

[03:19:47] Fuck that guy.

[03:19:49] Let's go.

[03:19:51] Oh my god, our first lick.

[03:19:53] Wow!

[03:19:55] Okay, now we can actually get it around town fast.

[03:19:57] See chat?

[03:19:58] Life is all about...

[03:20:01] Life is all about practicalities and being smart with your money, Grown-

[03:20:06] Why buy a car when you can fucking hijack it?

[03:20:10] Alright, we should've got away from him, he's not gonna expect-

[03:20:18] Hello? Who is this?

[03:20:22] Hello?

[03:20:28] Okay. Why is every woman not-

[03:20:31] Oh my car!

[03:20:36] Down boy? Okay, listen. Oh my god, I thought that was him.

[03:20:39] Should I be running back again? We have to run.

[03:20:41] Oh, shi-sala. The front of the car is cooked!

[03:20:45] Okay, now we got our hair cut. Let's go to the...

[03:20:51] Air traffic control.

[03:20:53] Ooh, courthouse.

[03:20:55] Courthouse, yeah!

[03:20:58] Let's go to the courthouse.

[03:21:00] Oh, we're so...

[03:21:02] We're kind of far away, maybe we should go to the hospital actually, let's go to the

[03:21:09] hospital.

[03:21:10] I think we're closer to the hospital.

[03:21:12] Hello, you can just drive straight.

[03:21:15] Bro, every time I hear a car, I think it's him.

[03:21:20] Chat, if we ever see this guy- Casino!

[03:21:24] Wait!

[03:21:26] Somebody said those polos.

[03:21:33] We just saw somebody get to love.

[03:21:38] We just saw somebody get to love.

[03:21:44] We should go to the casino, but I have no daughters.

[03:21:52] No, but I have no daughters

[03:21:57] Try to have no dollars

[03:22:02] I have no daughters

[03:22:11] My oh hi club wait, it's not when you jerk off in a plane. Why is it called the mile hi club?

[03:22:18] chat don't do that by the way I think you're gonna wrestle with me that

[03:22:24] chat we're driving bad right now but there's no cops around

[03:22:27] let's check out the hospital there's always people at the hospital

[03:22:34] remember chat if you see that guy again we have to run because we sold his car

[03:22:40] but that guy was a new bra worker

[03:23:18] What's up man? Why are you in the hospital? Everything okay?

[03:23:21] Yeah, I'm good. Alright, let's make a chair, bro.

[03:23:25] Yeah, yeah.

[03:23:31] Oh, I don't want to get my car stolen. I have to park it in like a spot where I can put stolen.

[03:23:37] I don't want my car to get stolen. Alright, I hope it doesn't get stolen.

[03:23:42] How's it going, sir?

[03:23:49] Hope you're doing well.

[03:23:53] But ya, how do you lock it?

[03:23:55] How do you lock it?

[03:23:56] L, L, L?

[03:24:01] How do you lock it?

[03:24:03] How do you lock it?

[03:24:04] How?

[03:24:05] B?

[03:24:06] F10?

[03:24:10] Nothing works

[03:24:18] What why are you running? Why are you running?

[03:24:30] Hey guys, how's it going?

[03:24:34] What are you guys up to? Oh, what are you guys up to on this fine day?

[03:24:40] I don't know, you shouldn't be a farmer.

[03:24:43] Uh, why are you in the trunk of the car?

[03:24:46] I don't got a five-seater.

[03:24:47] See, it's unfortunate.

[03:24:49] Um, you guys look a little bit suspicious.

[03:24:53] I don't know how else to say that.

[03:24:55] You look suspicious.

[03:24:57] But you guys have masks.

[03:24:59] You guys actually have to-

[03:25:02] I mean, listen, listen.

[03:25:03] I just don't want-

[03:25:04] You got a mask on because I'm sensitive to the song.

[03:25:06] I don't-

[03:25:07] No, no, no.

[03:25:08] Are you guys in a gang?

[03:25:11] I won't tell anybody.

[03:25:12] Nope.

[03:25:13] I'm just ugly.

[03:25:17] Definitely not in the gang.

[03:25:19] Wait, my car!

[03:25:21] Oh.

[03:25:22] No!

[03:25:24] What?

[03:25:26] Who the fuck took it?

[03:25:31] What?

[03:25:34] Who the fuck?

[03:25:38] Hello, how's it going? How you doing?

[03:25:44] How are you? I had a question.

[03:25:46] Um, my car got stolen. Could you help me recover?

[03:25:50] Oh wait, I found it anywhere. Highbice call.

[03:25:53] Hey Highbice, how's it going?

[03:25:56] Need help or no? What's on screen?

[03:26:05] Oh no, I got it.

[03:26:06] about something I got it oh wait hold on one second I'll be right back I'm just

[03:26:15] gonna be thinking about thoughts for 20 seconds but I'll be back okay okay I'll

[03:26:19] count 20 19 I've actually counting though

[03:26:24] I've actually counted

[03:26:27] did you just wait I'm sorry I did not mean to hit you oh my god I'm sorry I

[03:26:33] I did not mean to hit you in the face. Oh my

[03:26:38] Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine

[03:26:42] Okay, I'm the bag bitch and get on the bike

[03:26:50] I need to think about thoughts for 15 seconds, I will not hit you again, it's

[03:26:56] How about hurry hurry go go

[03:27:03] Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.

[03:27:06] OK, I'm back. I'm back. OK.

[03:27:08] You want me to get in the bike?

[03:27:10] Well, you said you need a ride to your car, right?

[03:27:14] Yes, my car.

[03:27:15] Marie, wait, Marie, Marie, you have Trojan I can buy off you.

[03:27:20] No, I don't.

[03:27:21] Wait, as in Trojan?

[03:27:24] Yeah, condoms.

[03:27:25] He's a huge

[03:27:27] hot sexer.

[03:27:29] Wait, wait, wait.

[03:27:31] OK, do you know how to?

[03:27:32] You can crack in this city?

[03:27:35] Yeah, you can crack that.

[03:27:38] No, like you can, uh,

[03:27:40] how do I, uh...

[03:27:43] You can...

[03:27:47] You can reproduce in this city?

[03:27:49] No.

[03:27:50] Oh, okay, okay, sorry.

[03:27:52] Are you looking to reproduce?

[03:27:54] No, I didn't mean it like that. I'm sorry. I just, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:27:59] Sorry, no. I'm trying to get my car back because it got stolen.

[03:28:02] Okay, okay, okay, so it's your actual call, right?

[03:28:08] Yes.

[03:28:09] Go into your phone.

[03:28:11] Okay, can I be honest with you?

[03:28:13] Yeah.

[03:28:13] I stole it.

[03:28:15] Bitch.

[03:28:16] Look, okay, listen, I, okay,

[03:28:18] I landed in this city this morning.

[03:28:21] I have no money, no car, no nothing.

[03:28:23] I don't have anything.

[03:28:25] I need help.

[03:28:26] I have nothing.

[03:28:27] Do you have money?

[03:28:28] I could go to the casino and triple it, I swear.

[03:28:32] Yeah, I can give you some money for real. Oh my god. Sorry. Yeah. Um, can you fix your face though?

[03:28:41] Okay, can you say that sentence in like a nicer way, maybe please can you fix your ugly face and put onto my breath?

[03:28:53] Wait, I don't have what's your name by the way, uh, my name is Nick Nicholas Stewart

[03:28:57] My name is Marty.

[03:28:59] Marty?

[03:29:00] Or Marty?

[03:29:01] Marijuana?

[03:29:02] Wait, your name is Marijuana?

[03:29:05] Yeah, and your name is Nick.

[03:29:07] Are you...

[03:29:08] No, no, that's a great name.

[03:29:09] Are you Latina?

[03:29:10] Yeah, I'm Cuban and Black.

[03:29:17] Am I African?

[03:29:18] Okay.

[03:29:19] Are you from there?

[03:29:21] Okay, sorry you said you're Cubano yeah, oh we're headed into the gas station, okay

[03:29:37] Hello sir, how you doing Mario what are you getting in here ATL yeah, I'm gonna give you money

[03:29:57] Thank you. Oh my god. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. You're welcome. Is there any reason why I feel like and nobody's ever nice to me

[03:30:05] Like people just steal my car and jump me and the last time I played RP a girl drove me into the bottom of the ocean

[03:30:12] Oh, sorry. I'm saying you played what?

[03:30:15] No, no, no, not sorry. The last time I was in the city a girl drove me into the ocean. Sorry. I'm just lonely

[03:30:22] Oh, you're lonely. Oh, yeah

[03:30:28] I don't know why it's not letting me withdraw money. Let me just send it directly to your bank account. Yeah. Yeah, you know

[03:30:35] your favorite numbers?

[03:30:40] Favorite numbers, uh, six, seven?

[03:30:43] I don't know.

[03:30:44] No, so like your ID number.

[03:30:47] Okay, one second.

[03:30:49] Um, how do I grab my credit or my, my, my, my ID?

[03:30:53] How do I grab my ID again?

[03:30:54] Which muscle do I use?

[03:31:00] Is she gonna rob me?

[03:31:03] Maddie? Maddie? Wait, what did you say? How do I grab my IV? Which muscle do I use?

[03:31:08] Um, think about your eye muscle. Okay. One, four, three, seven, three.

[03:31:16] Thank you. I knew that. I've already, I just wanted to teach you.

[03:31:21] Well, I'm going to be transferred to you. Thank you so much. Appreciate that.

[03:31:28] But seriously, why are you helping me? Nobody ever helps me in this life.

[03:31:31] I have nothing to do okay thank you thank you very much okay transferred 15 grand

[03:31:42] wow 15 grand are you sure about that you're gonna double it oh we're going to

[03:31:51] the casino yes ma'am going to the casino yes ma'am oh my god yes you know what

[03:31:57] I'm gonna triple it and then once I trip yeah yeah wait you gave me 15 grand

[03:32:04] seriously yeah look at your bank account you know how to use your phone right

[03:32:07] which muscle do I click for my phone for which muscle do I use your F3 muscle

[03:32:14] okay oh oh mattery that's why I don't have a phone you don't have a phone

[03:32:24] I just flew in I just flew into the city

[03:32:28] Did you get a welcome package nine?

[03:32:32] Are you German?

[03:32:35] Nine sorry. No, no, I'm not German. No, no

[03:32:42] Okay, we're gonna go get you a phone. Thank you so much like you're so helpful. Thank you seriously

[03:32:54] No problem, no problem.

[03:32:57] City looks very nice today, I love looking at sunset sometimes.

[03:33:01] You row your Rs a lot, are you Hispanic?

[03:33:04] Yes, I'm actually 25% human.

[03:33:08] Are you really?

[03:33:09] Wallahi.

[03:33:10] Oh, you're a Middle Eastern too?

[03:33:13] No, I just, I have a lot of like stans, that I say I don't know.

[03:33:17] But yes, no seriously, I, yes, I am, no, I am 25% human.

[03:33:23] My grandpa is from Cuba.

[03:33:25] Mine too.

[03:33:27] Wait, are we hopping out here? Sorry, are we hopping out here or no?

[03:33:31] No, I just need to mark that.

[03:33:35] Oh yeah, no worries. Take your time.

[03:33:37] I do appreciate you for helping me get in a phone. It's living my first day in the city.

[03:33:41] I think you just said you were here before on some ocean dump, you know?

[03:33:44] No, so I was in another city. I didn't explain that yet.

[03:33:47] I was in another city and this lady said she wanted to take me in a date

[03:33:52] and then she drowned me and her boyfriend stabbed me.

[03:33:55] I'm not dead.

[03:33:58] That's hot.

[03:33:59] All right, let's go.

[03:34:01] Boss.

[03:34:02] Okay, this girl is a little bit unstable, I think,

[03:34:06] but she's helping some of us.

[03:34:09] You know what, we don't mind a little bit of unstableness.

[03:34:11] So go over to this guy right here in the red shirt.

[03:34:17] Yep, and then which boss should I grab?

[03:34:19] Hold on, let me see.

[03:34:21] Okay, you're gonna use your third eye, your alt muscle.

[03:34:26] Oh, my alt muscle.

[03:34:30] You see it?

[03:34:32] Yep, and then, yeah, now what?

[03:34:35] You're gonna buy a phone for $50 and an SD card.

[03:34:46] You got it?

[03:34:47] No, it just comes up and says electronics for a second.

[03:34:51] Yeah, and then you're going to use your...

[03:34:55] Oh my god, oh my god, I'm sorry, oh my god, oh my god, I'm sorry.

[03:34:58] Wow, I'm so sorry, oh my god, it was not time to do that.

[03:35:02] Okay, it's okay, it's okay, I'm strong.

[03:35:04] I'll get it for you.

[03:35:06] Actually, no, you need to learn how to do this.

[03:35:08] So, use your alt muscle, and then you're going to use your hand to just click on that electronic.

[03:35:20] but it only comes up on the screen for like what I'm sorry it only comes up in

[03:35:24] my eyeballs for like a point one second you have to hold it down hold down your

[03:35:28] all muscle yep I'm also I'm holding it what you want me to get it for you yes

[03:35:38] please okay what I'm holding it like what am I doing tablet to some

[03:35:47] Oh, wait, wait, wait, let me try that.

[03:35:51] I've made it a moderate in the way.

[03:35:52] Let me try real quick.

[03:35:53] Oh, I already bought it.

[03:35:55] You can try.

[03:35:56] She was in the way.

[03:35:58] Oh, she was in the way.

[03:36:01] The hell.

[03:36:09] Wait, it says I don't have any money.

[03:36:11] It says I don't have any money.

[03:36:12] Did you not give me money?

[03:36:14] I did.

[03:36:15] transferred it to you, one, four, three, seven, three.

[03:36:17] You're using your bank, not your cash.

[03:36:20] Oh, it's because I don't have cash.

[03:36:22] Okay, okay, got it, got it, got it.

[03:36:23] Don't buy it, don't buy it,

[03:36:24] because I already bought it for you.

[03:36:25] Okay.

[03:36:26] But yeah, yeah, all right, I got it.

[03:36:27] Thank you.

[03:36:29] You're ready?

[03:36:30] Yes, yes.

[03:36:31] You're gonna give me enough?

[03:36:32] I gave you?

[03:36:32] I gave it, it's in a shopping bag.

[03:36:34] Thank you.

[03:36:35] Thank you so much.

[03:36:36] Okay, so here's the next thing you have to wear another do.

[03:36:39] Okay, so use your F2 muscle.

[03:36:43] Open the bag.

[03:36:45] Okay

[03:36:48] Whoa, right I opened it so you're gonna use your actual muscle

[03:36:54] Yep

[03:36:56] Then you're gonna use your E muscle

[03:37:00] Whoa

[03:37:02] Whoa

[03:37:05] Okay, I did it it's in my one muscle slot I

[03:37:09] I got two phones, one for the low, one for the low, sorry.

[03:37:15] So you did have two phones.

[03:37:18] Sorry, I had, yeah, but at least I got to sing the cabin gate song.

[03:37:22] Do you have your SIM card in your phone?

[03:37:27] Put it in my phone, okay.

[03:37:28] So you're going to open it and then put the SIM card in there.

[03:37:34] Oh, that looks like I gave it to you on accident.

[03:37:41] You eating a bagel?

[03:37:42] I'm hungry.

[03:37:43] God, she's locked in on the immersion chat, she says.

[03:37:48] I don't think you gave it to me.

[03:37:50] Do you really have two phones, though?

[03:37:52] Yeah, but wait, where do I put my SD card in my gadget?

[03:37:56] No, it's going to be in your phone.

[03:37:58] So if you click...

[03:38:00] Oh yeah, open.

[03:38:02] I opened it.

[03:38:04] Wait, I put it in, I put it in.

[03:38:06] There should already be a SIM card in there.

[03:38:08] So you should be able to use your phone if you hit your F.

[03:38:10] Yeah, yeah, no, I did it, I did it, I put it in there.

[03:38:13] I put the SD card in there.

[03:38:15] Okay, you're good, you're good.

[03:38:17] Sorry.

[03:38:19] Yeah, I put the SIM in and the SD, but it says unique.

[03:38:26] It says what?

[03:38:28] It says unique and it's red, but I think I did it.

[03:38:31] That's fine. As long as the phone works.

[03:38:33] Thank you, thank you.

[03:38:34] Okay, now how do I use my phone, P muscle?

[03:38:37] F3 muscle.

[03:38:40] Oh my God, it works.

[03:38:43] I'm gonna wanna set it up.

[03:38:44] No, it works, oh my God.

[03:38:49] You don't have your name in there.

[03:38:51] It says unknown person, what comes to contact.

[03:38:55] Wait, I added you, did you see my name or no?

[03:38:58] No, because of that second SIM card that you have.

[03:39:01] If you have two in there, then it's hot.

[03:39:06] What the fiddles this?

[03:39:07] Anaphylite.

[03:39:09] Are you sure I have two in there?

[03:39:14] I don't think I do.

[03:39:17] I think she's lying.

[03:39:20] No, but why would she lie?

[03:39:23] So when I look at my phone and I open it,

[03:39:25] you know, like open the back of my phone,

[03:39:29] I only have one SIM card in there

[03:39:30] and it has a phone number on it.

[03:39:35] Person details? Use the other phone?

[03:39:39] What?

[03:39:41] Wait, wait, wait, wait. What if I use my other phone? This one might be bug.

[03:39:46] Might be. Well, you said you didn't have a phone, so I got you another phone.

[03:39:50] If you already had one, you don't have to use the new one.

[03:39:54] You know, I have a phone and I'm clicking it, but you're just saying my contact information is not coming up? It's F3.

[03:39:59] Yeah, it's saying when I try to share my contact information with you, it says unknown card.

[03:40:06] Who is this?

[03:40:17] I don't know.

[03:40:19] Wait, do I have to remove the other form?

[03:40:26] No, you shouldn't have to you can put it in your like do you have a backpack?

[03:40:33] I opened my phone but my SIM card is red. That's fine. My SIM card is red too.

[03:40:40] Okay, my SD cards in. What else do I have to do? So just take out the SD card then.

[03:40:45] Take out the SD card. Okay, I took it out. Now what? Now try to share your phone number.

[03:40:50] So go over to contacts in your phone and then do you have you know it says there's like a little

[03:40:59] square yeah it says John go let me edit that yes that's why okay oh hey we fixed it

[03:41:09] you know we're text support hey hey we fixed it oh my god okay so do you know how to share your

[03:41:18] your number now? Yes, let me do that. Okay. Did you get it? Did you get it? I got the text

[03:41:33] message. My number with me. What did I do wrong? shared my own number with me. So we

[03:41:43] What you need to do is go to, you have to go to your card.

[03:41:52] Getting notifications.

[03:41:56] Okay, Nick Stewart, here we go.

[03:41:57] Okay, so I shared with you.

[03:41:58] Wait, wait, did you get me?

[03:41:59] I didn't get it, did you get me?

[03:42:01] You did it?

[03:42:02] I didn't get it?

[03:42:04] You didn't get it?

[03:42:05] What?

[03:42:06] Oh my God, wait.

[03:42:10] Did you get it now?

[03:42:11] There you go.

[03:42:12] Yes, yes!

[03:42:13] oh my god yes yes okay we did it now let's go to the casino what a watch that

[03:42:32] bro what muscle do I have to press to what muscle do I grab to put down my

[03:42:37] back. Um, did you can put it on the floor or you can hit your ex muscle?

[03:42:42] Bar, of course, it doesn't work. Uh, my ex muscles not dropping yet.

[03:42:53] Why? My app you got rid of it. You got rid of it. Okay.

[03:43:00] Of course I removed my SD card somehow. I think you have to be a brain surgeon to play

[03:43:06] I'm not even kidding. What like what?

[03:43:11] It's gonna remove my sd card

[03:43:24] Wait wait wait sir sir put away the knife put away the knife bro. It's not worth it

[03:43:30] Dude, it's not worth it put down the knife dude. It's not worth it

[03:44:06] guys let's go okay okay okay okay

[03:44:22] bro who are you guys who are y'all

[03:44:26] bro are you guys dancers who the fuck is this

[03:44:30] yeah we're all the city bro you see the

[03:44:31] shit bro you guys from the city

[03:44:35] We're on the city, bro. Oh my god, bro, the girl y'all killed. She was actually nice

[03:44:41] But whatever she's dead now. Yeah, bro guys. I'm trying to go to the casino if y'all want to go. Yeah

[03:44:47] Yeah, thank you. Yeah, so what are y'all names, bro? Nice to meet you, dude. I'm Nick. I'm John Paul, bro

[03:44:52] Don't pull. Oh, okay. Okay, John Paul. Nice. Yeah, man, bro

[03:44:58] So wait, why'd you guys kill the first guy? What did he do?

[03:45:01] he was laughing you know yeah shooting at shit I like that I like that bro do

[03:45:06] you guys want to hit the casino or what dude yes okay well wait we're going to

[03:45:15] the pier is this the casino yes yes yes we're going to casino bell I don't see

[03:45:19] casino here bro where's the where's the

[03:45:26] Okay

[03:45:36] No

[03:45:44] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, how do I how do I get out?

[03:45:48] Bro guys come on

[03:46:01] Guys why bro why I'm trying to be friendly in the city

[03:46:05] How do I always end up in the fucking ocean?

[03:46:09] How do I always end up in the ocean bro? There's a casino down here bro. There's a casino

[03:46:14] Bro, I'm not going nowhere with y'all man get away from me dude

[03:46:18] bro i just heard that

[03:46:21] that is karma dude

[03:46:25] bro yo this guy

[03:46:28] yo hi vines what

[03:46:30] let's go Malta bro

[03:46:41] bro how did they get into the whitelisted server dude

[03:46:45] How did they get in?

[03:46:47] I just don't understand what works for the public.

[03:46:50] Dude, how did they get in?

[03:46:54] Wow.

[03:46:56] Oh my god.

[03:46:59] Bro, and they said they were going to the casino, and then we went off to the fucking ocean.

[03:47:05] Chat, but it's not deserved, guys. What do you want me to do in that scenario?

[03:47:09] They have a gun, and I'm unarmed.

[03:47:15] guys wouldn't let me call them have us let me patch this up did they get back

[03:47:26] they get back I don't know what I'm gonna patch this out of us

[03:47:45] I'm the lone survivor, oh my gosh.

[03:47:52] She is dead as hell.

[03:47:57] Bro, she gave me so much hell, bro.

[03:48:01] She gave me a home.

[03:48:03] She gave me money.

[03:48:05] And now she's dead.

[03:48:07] I might just say if I was firing hard, I'd be dead.

[03:48:12] I might just sit by this fire and ponder my mic, bro.

[03:48:17] Wait, I can steal this.

[03:48:22] Alright.

[03:48:27] Go to the hospital, she'll be there.

[03:48:32] Bro, why did they kill?

[03:48:37] Why did they kill Chad?

[03:48:40] guys you guys said that like guys it's called survival skills bro there's two

[03:48:46] guys with guns like I if I don't say to kill her I'm not gonna get out of life

[03:48:53] bro they were already shooting at her no no no they were already shooting at

[03:48:59] her

[03:49:10] I'm in the middle of fucking I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere. I need a car dude. Oh my god

[03:49:26] Bro, I need a car bro just text her

[03:49:40] Okay, let's get a car.

[03:50:01] We have to get a car.

[03:50:03] Chad, what do I say to her, dude?

[03:50:05] Bro, what do I say to her?

[03:50:16] Bro, she gave me 15k. Oh my god.

[03:50:35] I

[03:50:42] Need a car guys she dad y'all there's no I can't call her she dad

[03:50:50] Bro those guys definitely got bit

[03:51:01] Bro bro yo kid yo, can I ride in your car, please?

[03:51:05] What are you doing in the middle of the road man? What is wrong with you?

[03:51:12] Wait, I think I saw you earlier. Did I see you earlier?

[03:51:18] Oh, you were at the hospital. You're with that the mario girl. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[03:51:24] no. Uh, never mind. Bro, can we go to the casino? Yeah. Yeah. Bro, what is your name? What is your name?

[03:51:33] What is your name what?

[03:51:41] Nebula

[03:51:42] Bro your name is not fucking Nebula dude.

[03:51:45] You got an issue with my name?

[03:51:46] Brother you're not in like the outer space.

[03:51:49] I was born with this name.

[03:51:50] What are you talking about?

[03:51:51] Bro dude can you just give me a ride to the casino please?

[03:51:55] Yeah I'm giving you a ride to the casino if you can stop complaining about my name.

[03:51:58] What's your name?

[03:51:59] Bro my name is Nicholas.

[03:52:00] Bro.

[03:52:01] How the fuck is that funny? How's that funny?

[03:52:07] Your name's Nicholas.

[03:52:09] Bro, it's a normal name.

[03:52:12] Bro, go to the casino, bro. Please, buddy.

[03:52:14] That's Rob Gowey! That's Rob Gowey again.

[03:52:16] Calm down.

[03:52:17] Wait, we need to get burgers first. Can we eat first, bro?

[03:52:20] I'm like starving.

[03:52:21] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:52:22] We need to get burgers first, dude.

[03:52:24] Yo, bro, I'm not going to call you frickin...

[03:52:26] You kind of need like a weight loss plan, bro.

[03:52:28] I'm not going to lie. You kind of weigh in the car down.

[03:52:30] All right, so I'm gonna let that one slide bro, but I'm gonna be nice

[03:52:39] It's say some stupid shit like that again, and I'm gonna suck

[03:52:43] What's some stupid shit you back? I'm gonna hit you back. Go try bro. Just take it to the burgers, bro. We need food

[03:52:50] Any food pizza burgers. I'm not okay. There's this there's this place called hex in the morning. That's the only place open here, but

[03:52:57] But it's a nightfall we have to go. Okay. Well, that's the name of the restaurant. I can't just change it

[03:53:05] Bro, just take us to the burgers though

[03:53:08] Listen, dude, we're gonna eat and we're gonna go to the casino. What's your actual name, bro?

[03:53:13] It's like let me show you my phone. It's literally never oh your name is not nebula. Yes

[03:53:19] It is yes, it is it's legit nebula. What are you talking about?

[03:53:27] I

[03:53:33] All right, come on, let's go inside here. Let's get you some fucking food like

[03:53:42] You said this is a burger place well, there's not a burger place, but this is a food place you see you see this brand behind me

[03:53:50] Yeah, I'm not no I'm not no I Jen. I'm not even joking. This is literally a food

[03:53:54] Why do you have a AK in your back?

[03:53:57] I don't know about this.

[03:54:04] Are you sure, bro?

[03:54:07] Yes, I'm sure.

[03:54:09] Dude, listen.

[03:54:10] Can you at least...

[03:54:11] That's a little the road, sir.

[03:54:13] Sorry.

[03:54:14] Sorry.

[03:54:15] You're right.

[03:54:16] You're right.

[03:54:17] Guys, sorry.

[03:54:18] Are you good?

[03:54:19] Listen, what was your name again?

[03:54:21] Bro, my name is Nicholas, bro.

[03:54:23] What is your name?

[03:54:25] Nebula.

[03:54:26] if you want or actually just coming up here so wait this is the food place this is the restaurant

[03:54:31] yeah come on i'm not even joking this is the only place open

[03:54:39] oh it's locked hang on hello

[03:54:46] bro i don't know about this bro this does not look like a place you get burgers at no this is

[03:54:50] it

[03:54:55] Can I head in there?

[03:55:04] Hey

[03:55:06] Bro, let me in bro. What the fuck come on. Don't let me grab you let me grab you you're fucking heavy

[03:55:11] Fuck you can't go through the door man. I got you so we're gonna get food in here. Yeah, we're gonna get food in here

[03:55:17] there you go see the food place I don't see anything bro hold on hold on give me

[03:55:24] second give me second give me second

[03:55:34] bro I don't see anything bro

[03:55:38] the door is very heavy. What

[03:55:48] about DC now? Wait. Yeah, it's

[03:55:50] like I'm sort of having like

[03:55:52] paralysis. I can't really see

[03:55:54] what? Hello, I'm back.

[03:55:58] Wait, are you good? What

[03:56:03] happened to you? No, I'm good.

[03:56:05] Come on. Come on. Bring them.

[03:56:07] Cuz now we're committed. We can't just not go anymore. Yeah, bro. I want to see the restaurant. Yes. Yeah, can you see inside?

[03:56:14] No, bro, wait wait kind of kind of

[03:56:18] Kind of sorta I

[03:56:20] Could sort of see I

[03:56:22] Think we're having real quick. Oh, there you go. Can you see oh?

[03:56:26] Here we are. Yeah, this is nice. What?

[03:56:30] Bro, I thought you were gonna like actually murder me and like

[03:56:36] No, I'm not even wait. Is this your like first day in the city like how come first day in the city, bro

[03:56:40] I thought you were gonna get me and what you should have told me

[03:56:42] I should I would have fucking shown you other places like what?

[03:56:46] Bro, I thought you guys were gonna bend me over to table. This is awesome, bro

[03:56:51] Yeah, yeah, so hey give listen listen give him a 10 by 10. I'll pay for it

[03:56:55] I got you dude you're gonna take it for my stuff can I just can I just give you can I just pay to your

[03:56:59] state to my state ID like I mean wow yeah what's your state ID 5026 5026 wait I'm getting a

[03:57:09] call one moment I'm getting a call okay okay I think you're wrong

[03:57:17] hello hello how you doing you son of a bitch

[03:57:20] Oh wait what do you mean what's going on? Oh I don't know maybe those guys hit me

[03:57:27] going a buck 20 and then shot me and beat me down and then you went in the car

[03:57:31] with them after I gave you 15k and a phone. No so I okay I think we stop. Yes?

[03:57:43] Yes.

[03:57:44] Maybe.

[03:57:45] Take me off speaker.

[03:57:46] Are you my off speaker?

[03:57:47] Take me off speaker.

[03:57:48] Okay.

[03:57:49] You're off speaker now.

[03:57:50] Yeah, yeah.

[03:57:51] Hey listen.

[03:57:52] I think you should give the money and then we should take our hostage.

[03:57:54] You just ran right into me, huh?

[03:57:58] Wait.

[03:57:59] Yes.

[03:58:00] Mari, is it okay if we meet up and I just apologize?

[03:58:03] Why are you going to shoot me down?

[03:58:06] No, that's not what I do.

[03:58:09] Okay.

[03:58:10] Where do you want to meet?

[03:58:12] No, no. Okay. Okay. Mari. Okay.

[03:58:16] Where do you want to be?

[03:58:17] Which machine is it?

[03:58:19] Trade one.

[03:58:21] I got food for you.

[03:58:22] One.

[03:58:23] Let's meet at the hands-on car wash in the south side.

[03:58:26] Hands-on car wash? All right. We'll be there momentarily.

[03:58:30] What's momentarily?

[03:58:31] Now you're going to get no.

[03:58:33] We will be there in...

[03:58:35] I have to grab him again?

[03:58:36] Eight minutes.

[03:58:37] No, no. He should be able to walk out.

[03:58:38] Okay. See you in eight minutes.

[03:58:40] Yo.

[03:58:42] Guys, okay

[03:58:45] I gave you your food come on

[03:58:57] Guys, this is my friend his name is Nick and Nick introduce yourself

[03:59:03] He doesn't believe my name

[03:59:12] I don't think he understands what you're saying

[03:59:19] Of course I am what is what is the gang I'm in

[03:59:28] What?

[03:59:30] Yeah, yeah, bro. Why?

[03:59:34] What what's wrong, bro? I have to meet up with

[03:59:38] Yo, Nebula, can you give me your back, bro?

[03:59:40] Yeah, come on, all right come on. Let's go.

[03:59:42] Hey, it was nice to meet everybody.

[03:59:44] Hi.

[03:59:45] Wait, Nebula, I need to ask the question. I need to ask the question.

[03:59:47] What? What? What's the question?

[03:59:49] Who is that gang in there? Like, what's their name?

[03:59:51] Oh, I think that's, it might be Black Rose or OBS.

[03:59:54] They're the one. Which one?

[03:59:56] Okay, because Charlotte, okay, the only reason why, okay,

[03:59:58] the only reason why we're in these jumps is because Charlotte said

[04:00:01] she wants us to like start a beef with a gang.

[04:00:04] That's not to me.

[04:00:05] Oh my god, don't, no, don't start any beef.

[04:00:07] We're not ready for beef right now.

[04:00:09] Okay, bye.

[04:00:11] Alright, whatever.

[04:00:12] Bye guys.

[04:00:13] Sorry.

[04:00:14] Yo, bro.

[04:00:15] How do I?

[04:00:16] Yeah.

[04:00:17] Bro, how do I treat that?

[04:00:19] How do you what?

[04:00:20] What muscle do I collect to drink that coffee?

[04:00:23] So, you need to open up your pockets and then just kind of like, you know, use it if you

[04:00:27] want to meet me.

[04:00:28] Oh, what muscle do I use to open my pockets?

[04:00:30] So, it's your formula to muscle.

[04:00:32] Thank you.

[04:00:33] Hey, thank you.

[04:00:35] Thank you.

[04:00:36] Yeah.

[04:00:37] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:00:38] Okay, so where were we meeting hands-off car wash. Listen, I don't think we should rob her bro

[04:00:44] She's been very nice and what it what if she what if she kills us both though

[04:00:48] Me help me help listen. Have you ever thought about that? Okay, you're kind of right. Here's what I want you to do, bro

[04:00:55] You just want me to be like okay protect you like okay?

[04:00:58] I kind of want you to be protected. You know what I mean?

[04:01:01] Cuz I don't know if she even trust me no more, but bro. She gave me $15,000

[04:01:06] She gave me a phone and then I let her okay before we even go to her. Let's think of a

[04:01:12] Safe word just so I know I need to do something. What's the safer? Let's think if I say the word banana

[04:01:19] Shoot her in the fucking face. Okay?

[04:01:23] Okay, banana. Okay. Okay. Yes. All right. Where is this car wash? I don't

[04:01:29] Hands off car wash. I don't know. I'm new to the city dude. Well, how am I in this have this is in the city for long?

[04:01:37] I'm stupid as fuck. I don't know what hands-off car wash outside. It's outside. It's outside. It's on the south side

[04:01:44] I'm in this outside. Shut up, man. No cares. Shut the fuck up

[04:01:49] Gus, Gus get the fuck away from me. Is that a police officer?

[04:01:55] Yeah, it is the police. Talk shit to him right now. Talk shit. No, no, no, no, no, sorry

[04:01:59] Sir, we're chillin, sir.

[04:02:00] We're going to a crime crime.

[04:02:02] We're not doing crime.

[04:02:03] We're not doing crime, Gush.

[04:02:05] You lying?

[04:02:06] Oh, yeah.

[04:02:07] Ooh, I would usually be lying.

[04:02:08] Why does he look like that?

[04:02:09] My name is Nick, bro.

[04:02:11] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[04:02:13] Me, ho!

[04:02:14] Why not be talking shit to my friend

[04:02:15] when you look like that, Gush?

[04:02:17] But I look you.

[04:02:18] Sir, you need to lay off the.

[04:02:20] Oh, there she is.

[04:02:20] She's right there.

[04:02:22] She's right there.

[04:02:22] Oh, my god.

[04:02:23] Oh, my god, don't kill me.

[04:02:24] Don't kill me.

[04:02:25] I didn't do anything.

[04:02:26] My hands are rough.

[04:02:27] My hands are rough.

[04:02:28] Don't kill me.

[04:02:29] Why would this beautiful woman kill you?

[04:02:31] Sir, sir, can I have a word with you, sir?

[04:02:34] Yeah, go ahead.

[04:02:35] Listen, I'm new to the city.

[04:02:36] I got into some rough skirt buffles earlier,

[04:02:39] and I'm trying to patch it up right now, OK?

[04:02:41] Also, I'm going to be-

[04:02:42] OK.

[04:02:44] Are you spitting on me?

[04:02:46] No, no, no, sorry.

[04:02:47] I'm going to be honest, sir.

[04:02:48] You need to lay off of the burgers, too.

[04:02:51] I don't even eat that many, but we're not in this eat.

[04:02:53] Tell him I'm not in.

[04:02:54] OK, bro, I need to have a conversation with this lady.

[04:02:57] Is that okay?

[04:03:00] Yeah, I don't mind she's pretty I want to have conversation with her as well. Yo, bro. You're a cop be professional God

[04:03:07] That's professional is community policing hitting on women

[04:03:19] Yeah, Nebula shot me down multiple times too, so you're in good company

[04:03:27] Wait, let me change my course metrics. Yeah

[04:03:33] Hit your Z muscle, will you?

[04:03:38] You're very you're very

[04:03:41] I'm pretty soft

[04:03:44] Yo, never all good brother. Never all good, bro

[04:03:48] Hey, Nebula remember when you shot me down multiple times and robbed me too. No, well, you're doing a great company

[04:03:53] I'm just making sure nothing happens to my boy. Okay. Yeah

[04:03:57] I don't have a gun because I was robbed. Can you go get me one?

[04:03:59] Nebula!

[04:04:00] Bro, Nebula, we need a little bit of space.

[04:04:04] Nebula, we need space.

[04:04:06] I need a gun.

[04:04:07] Okay.

[04:04:08] Because I was robbed as well.

[04:04:09] What type of-

[04:04:10] YO HEY WE SEE YOU DUMBASS!

[04:04:12] GET OUT FROM THE CORNER!

[04:04:14] WHAT THE HELL IS SHITTY ASS COCK ARE YOU?!

[04:04:17] No, I'm just watching and making sure the lady is okay.

[04:04:20] BRO! GET OUT FROM THE CORNER!

[04:04:23] I like watching.

[04:04:25] what all right let's go this way all right Mari I'm so okay I can tell I see

[04:04:38] with your arm positionings that you're mad okay let me explain well down boy

[04:04:48] okay listen I can tell by your arm positionings that you're mad I

[04:04:53] understand yes in my situation I'm brand new to the city while you're talking to me

[04:05:03] there you go in my situation I have no gun no knife I don't have a gun I feel that because I

[04:05:10] got robbed after those guys hit me at a buck 20 I know and I'm assuming that you're gonna get

[04:05:17] shot and killed so my only way to survive in that area is to let them

[04:05:23] shoot you and I'm sorry I'm sorry that I let you get shot in the head but in my

[04:05:28] situation I didn't know another way I was gonna survive now 30 seconds later

[04:05:32] they drove off with a pier but that's neither here nor there yeah that's what

[04:05:36] you did yes I want to apologize and that'll never happen again okay well

[04:05:42] you're hanging with Nebula and he shot me down too no no I don't even want to

[04:05:45] I don't know who that is.

[04:05:47] He's got no chin.

[04:05:49] Maybe he can get us a few guns.

[04:05:51] Okay.

[04:05:53] Yeah.

[04:05:55] I mean...

[04:05:57] He has, like, everything, right?

[04:05:59] He's in a big game.

[04:06:01] Oh, so do you want to buy a game?

[04:06:03] Maybe.

[04:06:05] No, no, no.

[04:06:07] Just me talking.

[04:06:09] I need a gun.

[04:06:11] Okay.

[04:06:13] Yeah, guns for us. Yeah. Maybe some money too. He has a lot of money.

[04:06:23] Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's Rob? Rob him. Just sweet talk him. No. There's

[04:06:33] on their way over here for no reason can I help you guys what

[04:06:43] everything okay yeah

[04:06:49] somebody was looking for you I'm looking for him the Benjamin yeah

[04:06:55] Benjamin, is your sugar in my stomach?

[04:06:59] What's up with you, bruh?

[04:07:02] Wait, no, no, no.

[04:07:05] Are you the guy I think you are?

[04:07:09] You motherfucker.

[04:07:12] What, no.

[04:07:13] Look over there.

[04:07:14] Look over there, bitch.

[04:07:15] Look over there.

[04:07:16] You got it back?

[04:07:19] Yeah.

[04:07:20] At the hospital.

[04:07:21] No, listen, dude, I wasn't sure.

[04:07:23] Yeah, why she can't, yo.

[04:07:24] listen dude I wasn't gonna steal your car I wasn't trying to steal your car my my

[04:07:30] friend here cuz she's with the police you know he tells me all the secrets and

[04:07:34] stuff he told me where you are okay let me okay I'll be back I'm gonna reimburse

[04:07:39] you first you know your money yes I'm gonna reimburse you I'm gonna reimburse

[04:07:43] you dude

[04:07:46] Where are you going son?

[04:07:49] Hello.

[04:07:50] Yo, wait, can I have a word with you for a minute?

[04:07:52] Where are you going son?

[04:07:53] I'm gonna give you money.

[04:07:54] No, no, Nebula, I gotta pay this guy because I stole his car.

[04:07:56] Yo, Nebula.

[04:07:57] You stole his car?

[04:07:58] Nebula, can you banana peel him?

[04:08:01] Nebula, man, what can you shoot at me up to today?

[04:08:04] Hey, gosh, gosh, I'm gonna need you to look the other way just for like a split second.

[04:08:08] What does that mean?

[04:08:09] Wait, wait, hold on now, hold on.

[04:08:10] Bro, let me just leave the idea.

[04:08:12] Yes, bro.

[04:08:13] Okay, we're gonna get you 20k.

[04:08:14] 20k in cash.

[04:08:15] and catch

[04:08:28] We'll take two of those never we need guns

[04:08:35] I didn't have a gun on me that was that was all of those way

[04:08:38] Crop cop is this

[04:08:42] Okay, you know what let's just head out of here

[04:08:45] Hey guys, I'll call you back.

[04:08:48] Nebula, I'll call you later, bro.

[04:08:50] Dude, okay.

[04:08:52] Oh my God, the cops.

[04:08:52] Take two of those guns you have.

[04:08:53] Hey, let me lose them real quick.

[04:08:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:08:55] Okay, Mari, Mari, Mari.

[04:08:58] Yeah.

[04:08:58] I'm sorry for today.

[04:09:01] I seriously am, wow.

[04:09:03] That's fine.

[04:09:04] Do you still want to go to the casino?

[04:09:08] I have the 15K in cash.

[04:09:12] Why did you put it in cash?

[04:09:13] Are you crazy?

[04:09:14] No, no, no, no, no, I have the 15k you put in my bank, but I'm gonna probably throw it on the table here and see what happens

[04:09:20] Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm okay

[04:09:25] Wow, what a nice night in the city Wow Wow like nothing ever happened

[04:09:30] What do you mean? What do you mean?

[04:09:35] Chat I'm not calling her mommy keep it in your pants. Yes. Sorry. What did you say?

[04:09:44] Okay, okay, okay, so listen if you want to get good guns be friends with Nebula

[04:09:50] Whatever you need. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like um, I like 1847

[04:09:58] Okay

[04:10:00] I was not calling her mommy shut up. It's gone now because of that guy

[04:10:05] It's okay. We made it to the casino. We're gonna get all the money in the world for all the guns

[04:10:09] to the world. Whoa, there's some nice cars there. Whoa, there's some nice cars. Wait,

[04:10:17] I'm getting a random call. Hello? Hello? Who is this? Can you hear me? It's Nebula.

[04:10:30] I just gunned down like two cops and I'm out. Where you at? Nebula, we're at the casino,

[04:10:35] Can you give us guns guns? Yeah. Yeah, it's got raw

[04:10:48] Okay, she wants to let me

[04:10:50] Let me listen listen a lot

[04:10:52] I can't promise you anything because I need a most of most of the guns I need are for like, you know

[04:10:57] The people I'm with but I will try let me see what I can do

[04:11:00] Yeah, I know I want to murder people

[04:11:02] Hey, what do you want to go rob a strip lover? What? Oh, yes, but first let me gamble, okay? Okay. We'll go rob a ship

[04:11:10] Okay, okay

[04:11:13] Hey, yeah, you need to black out though. Mari. Do you want to rob a strip lover us?

[04:11:19] No, I'm pretty sure I'll go down, but I'll help you get dressed. Let's go

[04:11:30] All right. Hey. Yeah, so yeah, I'm here already. We're gonna go put some money down and then

[04:11:38] change his clothes and you guys can go get the shirt clothes. Let's go see if let me check

[04:11:42] if the shirt clothes open right now. Oh, perfect. The shirt clothes open. Which one? Bahama

[04:11:48] Mama mamas I always run that shit wait

[04:11:53] Can you see like

[04:11:57] No, no, no, no, no

[04:12:01] What why so what you want you want it you want to see some big old no no no no no no no you know

[04:12:09] Whoa

[04:12:11] If you want to you can you know you can you know

[04:12:14] I mean, I mean I'm dissatisfied to see some nips in there.

[04:12:19] Forced GT3 RS. I got no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

[04:12:25] No, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

[04:12:27] Ok, let's go to the blackjack. You gotta change it to the

[04:12:31] A-T-M and pull out some cash.

[04:12:35] No, it's all good. You know, first day. The A-T-M is over

[04:12:41] the ATMs over there.

[04:12:46] Over here.

[04:12:47] Bara.

[04:12:48] Alright, there it is.

[04:12:52] Of course it doesn't give you the button prompt.

[04:12:55] Which muscle?

[04:12:57] You're gonna have to hold your alternative eye onto the ATM.

[04:13:00] Alternative eye.

[04:13:01] Alright.

[04:13:08] You saw a few years.

[04:13:10] Of course I am.

[04:13:12] Okay.

[04:13:14] A gun.

[04:13:17] I know you have guns.

[04:13:19] I mean, I know I have them, but they're not for you.

[04:13:22] Come on. Just one.

[04:13:23] When was the last time you've ever done anything for me?

[04:13:26] Never because you keep shooting me down and robbing me.

[04:13:28] I have never shot you down in recent memory.

[04:13:32] I was the last time even shot you like oh guys I got 10k in cash. Let's bring the house down

[04:13:37] All right out of all the people you possibly met you put you met the one person I had beef with back in the day

[04:13:42] Like what is this bro? Are y'all cool now though? No, we're cool now. I mean if you weren't

[04:13:49] All right, I think I'm gonna put 10,000 on black

[04:13:53] Now you need to go to this lady right here and get the chips gotta go buy chips. Hello, lady. How you doing?

[04:14:02] What do you mean? I met him first. What are you talking about?

[04:14:05] Oh

[04:14:07] No, I'm talking about him meeting you first

[04:14:26] Okay, so I have I have a strategy, but if you want to do it your way you're more

[04:14:32] I need more money.

[04:14:34] I need more money.

[04:14:36] Oh hey Nebulous, what's going on?

[04:14:38] Hey, you just had three, I just got three thousand.

[04:14:40] What the fuck is that?

[04:14:42] What the fuck is that?

[04:14:44] Bro, you have a shotgun in the casino?

[04:14:46] I got a gun.

[04:14:48] You have a shotgun. This is a state of the art

[04:14:50] and

[04:14:52] a weird watcher.

[04:14:54] A weird watcher. State of the art.

[04:14:56] What? What is your name, bro? What is your name?

[04:14:58] My name is

[04:15:00] It's for Selima, it's for Anga Tangle, it's for Lion, it's for Anga Tangle.

[04:15:06] So, yo, you don't gotta spell it out, bro.

[04:15:08] Selim.

[04:15:09] It's for Windara, it's for Idiot, and it's no these oldies, not these.

[04:15:13] Yo, bro, enough!

[04:15:14] It's for Anga Tangle.

[04:15:15] Selim, I hear you, bro.

[04:15:16] It's for Selim, it's for Windara.

[04:15:17] Yo, my name is Nick, bro.

[04:15:20] The fuck?

[04:15:21] Sorry, every time he says his name, I just kind of get a laugh out of it.

[04:15:24] Sorry, I was kind of fucked up.

[04:15:25] Have you ever been to Wendy's, Nick?

[04:15:28] Have I been to Wendy's? Yeah

[04:15:31] When these nuts picked in that amount

[04:15:34] Shut up

[04:15:35] You like to speak pertinent? I'm gonna gamble bro. All right, silly

[04:15:39] Well, I'm going to gamble this way

[04:15:41] Okay, you just got no don't do blackjack blackjack actually shit

[04:15:48] Why don't you do half and half do what and then you let

[04:15:58] It's just my money I gave him no no listen listen

[04:16:03] Listen just pretend she's not here if she would if you win the money

[04:16:12] Yo, I could tell why she fucking hates you bro, you see

[04:16:18] Okay, whoa

[04:16:20] What is it?

[04:16:20] Not there, not there, we're here.

[04:16:22] Nebula?

[04:16:22] What?

[04:16:23] Yeah.

[04:16:23] Yes, we're here.

[04:16:24] You got like $500 to spend, $500 to spend, $500 to spend.

[04:16:28] No, sir, I don't have any money, sir.

[04:16:31] Then go ahead.

[04:16:32] $500.

[04:16:32] Oh, thank you, Nebula.

[04:16:34] Thank you.

[04:16:34] See, he's so generous.

[04:16:36] Gonna hit your B muscle again.

[04:16:37] This one's the better one over here.

[04:16:39] Would you like to go again?

[04:16:42] Let's have another crack at it.

[04:16:44] Oh, fantastic.

[04:16:46] Chips crumbling up.

[04:16:47] Yeah, do this one.

[04:16:48] Do the empty table.

[04:16:49] Don't not Selim is bad luck.

[04:16:51] He's been losing all day.

[04:16:51] No, no, no, don't say that.

[04:16:53] I'll, I'll, I'll kill you.

[04:16:55] No, no, where's Blackjack?

[04:16:56] Miho, Miho.

[04:16:57] It's right here, it's right here.

[04:16:58] This is three card poker buddy.

[04:17:00] I'm a degenerate, I know what this is.

[04:17:02] Right here, right here, right here, right here.

[04:17:04] We gotta play with Selim.

[04:17:06] No, you're bad luck.

[04:17:07] No, you really are.

[04:17:08] No, I'm not.

[04:17:08] I'm not.

[04:17:09] You're just beating me like shit.

[04:17:13] Pleasure.

[04:17:13] All right, Selim, don't fuck up my luck, Selim.

[04:17:15] Don't worry, don't worry.

[04:17:16] Don't fuck up my luck, bro.

[04:17:17] generation well yes generation well generation

[04:17:22] yeah yeah yeah just wait wait

[04:17:25] all right uh Marry I'm gonna put five thousand on the table okay let's get it our answers

[04:17:34] quick I support you you didn't put it no you didn't put any chips down I know I gotta

[04:17:38] wait for the turn to end I got 15 what do I do what do I do so then you always hit

[04:17:42] on 15 you always hit I'm hitting 15 too much you stupid bastard who why you

[04:17:49] mean it's 15 dude what do you want me to say you're gonna you told me to you

[04:17:54] told me to do it and now look what happened you buddy yeah no shit bro

[04:17:56] you're hitting on 15 you're not gonna win watch watch this $5,000 bet let's

[04:18:02] fucking go so they didn't get ready to pull your nuts out so leave my nuts on

[04:18:07] No, not my face, I mean, just okay, all right, I put my bed in let's go

[04:18:14] Let's begin. Oh

[04:18:18] You got a 10 wait

[04:18:34] That's your space mall space muscle space muscle

[04:18:37] Okay, wait so we stand since it's a yes dance this in

[04:18:45] Bust bust bust bust there's a 16

[04:18:54] Let's go to the generational

[04:18:57] Okay, Maury do I get off on a heater? What do you think?

[04:19:29] No, no, Nick, Nick, split this split this split it split it split it.

[04:19:33] Are you sure?

[04:19:34] Yes, I'm 100% sure.

[04:19:36] No, that's so risky.

[04:19:38] Do you think that's a split?

[04:19:40] No, split it, split it, split it, split it, split it.

[04:19:44] No, no, I'm not going to split.

[04:19:45] I gotta take my money when it's here.

[04:19:47] I gotta take my money when it's here.

[04:19:48] Yep, do what you want, do what you want, do what you want.

[04:19:50] I gotta take my money when it's here.

[04:19:52] Take my money.

[04:19:53] What about a big generation, everyone?

[04:19:55] Oh, no.

[04:19:56] All bets are in.

[04:19:57] Yeah!

[04:19:58] So many more reds!

[04:20:00] So many more so reds, so many more so reds!

[04:20:02] Okay.

[04:20:03] I was bad luck.

[04:20:05] Mm-hmm, you did say that.

[04:20:06] Okay, do I quit now? I'm up 10K. What do I do?

[04:20:09] No, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.

[04:20:13] Keep going, keep going, keep going.

[04:20:14] One more back!

[04:20:15] Because whether I win or lose, I'll be up money.

[04:20:18] One more back!

[04:20:19] I don't have got your money for me, who's got a little-

[04:20:21] Who the fuck is that?!

[04:20:24] Nick, this is Grandma. Grandma, this is Nick.

[04:20:26] Grandma?

[04:20:27] Hold on grandma I have a 19 grandma lock in for one second

[04:20:41] I'm gonna hit number nine I'm gonna hit number nine

[04:20:44] I have to stand on 19 have to stand on it grandma I'm gonna stand on this 19

[04:20:53] Grandma but it's and here we go

[04:21:13] Hey grandma grandma hi

[04:21:16] I've been doing okay

[04:21:21] Grandma grandma you wrap

[04:21:27] We're gonna fix that don't worry

[04:21:29] Yeah, we should actually get him a new outfit lookie. Hey

[04:21:35] Granny

[04:21:38] What

[04:21:41] Dancing the subject

[04:21:46] Okay, granny, this is awesome yo, bro, maybe let's do it Marty.

[04:21:58] Are you in or not?

[04:21:59] I don't know.

[04:22:00] I know I'm just going to go down.

[04:22:02] Hey, Selene.

[04:22:03] Selene, do you hear me?

[04:22:04] I'm going to call the baby.

[04:22:05] Selene, how much money do you lose, baby?

[04:22:06] Everything.

[04:22:07] I've got.

[04:22:08] I've got.

[04:22:09] Selene.

[04:22:10] Yeah.

[04:22:11] Oh yeah.

[04:22:12] Hello.

[04:22:13] Yeah.

[04:22:14] Do you want to run?

[04:22:15] I

[04:22:22] Do I want to robot you just ask Celine if he wants to rob

[04:22:29] You just ask

[04:22:34] No, no, no, I didn't that was on that you just call me better that was

[04:22:39] I didn't what I didn't even say a word. Why are you putting me? Why are you putting me in it?

[04:22:43] Even say a fucking word

[04:23:13] Look at this. Hold on. Hold on. Make sure you say sell your chips for say chef so you can

[04:23:25] Hey sweet cheeks

[04:23:33] Are you a blood sir

[04:23:36] Something else I can do a Jalen. Yeah. Hey, where's everyone out?

[04:23:43] Thank you, everyone's a VR. Yeah

[04:23:49] Hey Nick, we should stay here for a little bit you can meet my gang everyone's here

[04:23:55] Yeah, yeah, no listen, hey, we'll do it right after you fix his face, too. I will actually you know what can I actually fix your face?

[04:24:04] Yes, yes, yes one second

[04:24:07] Well, uh

[04:24:09] welcome back I'm not gonna lie this guy kind of looks like he looks like a

[04:24:14] stalker on the road all right see you later did you win I just made 15 I love

[04:24:25] that for you everything I'm gonna be sleeping on the street tonight 30k

[04:24:31] actually cuz I gave him 15 K for free yes wait tomorrow

[04:24:39] you

[04:25:09] you

[04:25:39] you

[04:26:09] you

[04:26:39] you

[04:27:09] I'm the number one artist in the city itself, they seem to be good.

[04:27:39] You're an artist? What do you mean artist? What music?

[04:27:42] I'll be rapping my little ass off.

[04:27:44] YOU RAP!

[04:27:46] That's right.

[04:27:47] Grandma, can you bust the rap?

[04:27:49] Yeah, she has a whole album.

[04:27:51] I can do a private little concert for you if you want.

[04:27:54] Yeah, yeah, let's hear it, let's hear it.

[04:27:56] Let's get your money in the bank first.

[04:27:58] Yeah.

[04:27:59] Okay, thank you, Grandma.

[04:28:03] My million's real quick.

[04:28:05] You're a millionaire?

[04:28:07] Yeah, well, you know, I could pay that for music.

[04:28:10] What?

[04:28:15] What?

[04:28:16] I'm coming under here.

[04:28:20] I'm waiting for Mio.

[04:28:22] I'm waiting for Barrio.

[04:28:25] I know, yeah. I'm trying to get out.

[04:28:27] I need to get to Barrio.

[04:28:30] Barrio, right?

[04:28:31] I need to get to Barrio.

[04:28:33] I don't know, kind of gentrified burial down there.

[04:28:37] We'll keep some cash on me.

[04:28:41] Granny, Granny, isn't the only club that's open like,

[04:28:47] what is he pointing at? Why is he always pointing?

[04:28:50] He's really, he always wants to make us look at something,

[04:28:53] but I don't know what he wants to look at.

[04:28:55] Grandma, are you gonna rap grandma?

[04:28:57] Oh yeah.

[04:28:59] You want me to let's go somewhere where I can perform for you.

[04:29:02] Please, please, I want to see you before-

[04:29:09] Oh my god!

[04:29:12] Ramo!

[04:29:14] What the fuck? You just murdered a lady!

[04:29:17] Ramo, she's dead!

[04:29:21] Ramo, you just fucking killed her!

[04:29:24] The fuck is wrong with you?

[04:29:26] Oh, now you're upset. Don't you worry about it?

[04:29:29] Mari, I'm sorry. Oh my god

[04:29:33] Wait grandma, we're going to the mile high club. Yeah

[04:29:39] Are you a part of it? Are you in the mile high club?

[04:29:42] Mike that should be enough. All right. Come on. Let's go. Sorry. You clap cheeks in the air

[04:29:49] No, I do

[04:29:51] Yeah, yeah, so you want to go ahead and

[04:29:53] We're going to level two level two

[04:30:11] Are you feeling man you ready yes, I gotta pipe yourself up we're gonna rob the strip club man

[04:30:16] No, we get no pussy there man. Yeah, bro. I'm ready bro. You don't sound like you're ready

[04:30:20] You sound like you're ready to sell me a car

[04:30:23] Listen to grandma

[04:30:26] Okay

[04:30:53] That's me

[04:31:23] Good.

[04:31:32] How do you dance?

[04:31:33] How do you dance?

[04:31:53] I

[04:32:11] You're good grandma

[04:32:23] Oh

[04:32:53] I'm pretty bitch, I'm pretty awesome girl

[04:32:55] Lookin' up in the book, I get the pictures in the book

[04:32:58] Really doesn't matter where I'm at, they're so close

[04:33:01] Family's on the brink, brothers, mitties with my balls

[04:33:04] Double-walled, classy, innocent, and pretty young

[04:33:07] But it doesn't matter where I'm at, I don't care where I'm at

[04:33:09] Bramble, squirt, squirt, bramble, why not?

[04:33:12] I'm pretty bitch, I'm pretty awesome girl

[04:33:14] I'm walking in the book, I'm walking in the book

[04:33:16] Oh!

[04:33:17] Prove it and smash, bramble!

[04:33:20] Time to get a dose of neon medicine

[04:33:22] And I'm lost count of all the bitches that I'm metin' with

[04:33:25] Yes!

[04:33:26] And I'm not broke

[04:33:27] Yes!

[04:33:29] Yes!

[04:33:30] And the ocean comes

[04:33:31] Yes!

[04:33:33] You're the coolest grandma I've ever met in my life

[04:33:36] What?

[04:33:37] Stay away from me

[04:33:39] If you end up a-landin'

[04:33:40] Or you go hold hands with a bitch

[04:33:42] And then I'm cuttin' my-

[04:33:43] Hey, baby

[04:33:46] Hey, dick, dick, dick

[04:33:49] I

[04:34:19] I could never be good if we fucked up talkin' all that talkin' bitch I'm gonna see you wild cause I'm a son

[04:34:25] Uh-oh, can I load up and take it down?

[04:34:27] Alright.

[04:34:28] Grandma, you're kinda caked up, grandma.

[04:34:30] Yeah, I got a big buck, so what?

[04:34:33] I got me a BBL 40 years ago.

[04:34:35] Oh my god.

[04:34:36] Okay.

[04:34:37] Who's ready to rob a strip club?!

[04:34:40] Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

[04:34:42] Yes, come on, everybody.

[04:34:43] Oh yeah, I got you in the mid.

[04:34:45] Yes.

[04:34:46] Grandma, can we have two guns?

[04:34:48] for him one for me oh we're gonna have to go buy one from ammunition I can't buy

[04:34:53] one already back in the summer so oh you come on you can only buy one for a

[04:34:59] day sirin

[04:35:04] sirin sirin no hey use elevator anybody got extra guns we got to go buy them I

[04:35:11] mean I got money but I can make a phone call if you need me to oh yes

[04:35:17] Please

[04:35:30] Yeah, can you wait I'll let me right when we say give a gun

[04:35:35] Nick come with me. I'll make your gun. We'll link up in a sec. All right. Oh

[04:35:39] Unless what I have to go to the block and you know what I mean

[04:35:44] All right, bro, you gotta make a robbery

[04:35:47] Yeah, no, no, no, we will make something and I want to do that. I want to shoot somebody in the face

[04:35:51] Something's overtaking my penis. I just want to shoot so so so if the people in the in the show club shoot back

[04:35:58] Hey

[04:36:00] Brother shooting them. I have good name. Well, I'm gonna. I'll be fine you. Yes

[04:36:07] I believe you I believe you

[04:36:17] Wait, why are we splitting up from the roof? There's a gunshot right there.

[04:36:20] No, no, I... the gun that I'm making is different from the shit you get from the gunstar.

[04:36:33] Okay...

[04:36:36] Bro, you ever heard of a little place called Tarfin Springs, buddy?

[04:36:41] No, what is that?

[04:36:42] it's better if you don't even ask to be honest if you don't already know I won't I won't ask

[04:36:48] then I don't know I won't ask here here let me give you something once I here let me check

[04:37:00] something okay okay okay now how would I use like what muscles would I do so go

[04:37:14] ahead and so put in your okay look in your pockets and then it's gonna be in

[04:37:17] your weapon slot one just keep put that in there it's gonna be in the right

[04:37:20] side of your face if you know what I mean. So you would open your like pockets, you know

[04:37:36] what I mean, your F2 muscle and then you put it in the weapon slot. Bar! How do I put it

[04:37:47] the weapon slot so you know f2 and then you know kind of think about your

[04:37:52] utility shit it's gonna be on the top right your e-muscle yeah it's already in

[04:37:58] there bro turn it up chip yeah yeah it's already in my it's already in my

[04:38:03] pockets bro well no no no it it's like it's like it's different it's like your

[04:38:07] hot pockets if you know what I mean so your f2 muscle and then on the top right

[04:38:12] or your face there's gonna be something called utilities yeah he left out the

[04:38:16] e-part but it's all good and you're gonna put it in like your first hot key

[04:38:21] thingy all right bet I got it I got it I got it I got it yeah so now all you

[04:38:28] need to do is flex your one muscle on your good

[04:38:33] all right bro let's roll okay and then see you got that I got this look I even

[04:38:38] a skin of mine. Wait you got a bagels by any chance bro before we rob. I thought it was

[04:38:45] bagels. Wait never mind never mind I got it don't worry I got it. I didn't see the

[04:38:54] eat before we rob bro. I gave you your food all right let's get you dressed up come on.

[04:38:59] All right all right all right all right all right. Bro I want to look like a thug.

[04:39:02] Okay, yes, well actually I don't know I

[04:39:09] feel like you look up yeah I feel like no this as I said again earlier like you

[04:39:13] don't look like a thug right now you look like you'd sell me a car like I'm

[04:39:16] being that I want to look like a young dapper man I don't know like but bro if

[04:39:24] we're robbing a strip club don't I need a mask I need a mask right yeah yeah yeah

[04:39:28] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:39:31] Like, you might tell me, like, about my 401k too, like, well, you're at it.

[04:39:35] Like, this outfit is not, like, what do you mean?

[04:39:37] Bro, I'm drinking a coffee, bro. I'm drinking a coffee, so I can...

[04:39:41] So I can rob me.

[04:39:47] Wait, I don't need bullets. Do I need bullets or no?

[04:39:50] Chad, do I need bullets or no?

[04:39:52] Yo, do I need bullets or no? Or am I good?

[04:39:54] Uh, you should have bullets and not gunnery.

[04:39:56] Thank you

[04:39:59] So we're gonna rob a strip club you think they got a lot of bread in there

[04:40:02] so usually what we do before

[04:40:06] Before we go ahead and rob it as we check inside and see who's doing it. You know what I mean?

[04:40:17] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah 100%

[04:40:22] 100% 100% 100% 100% are you sure?

[04:40:26] Yeah, well, do you want to check who's inside of the strip club before? Yeah, yeah, we should let's get you changed up first

[04:40:33] What what is my?

[04:40:35] Let me try to let me try to change you

[04:41:03] Okay, let's see listen, I need to know what you want. Okay, I want to look okay. I want to look a little bit like

[04:41:17] A thug and I want to love you. Yeah, I know but

[04:41:24] I don't know bro. I don't know. I don't know

[04:41:28] Okay, look, I'm gonna try to I'm gonna try to dress you up in something that I would normally wear to rob a ship club

[04:41:33] but it's gonna be that you're gonna be your call, okay?

[04:41:37] Listen, we're gonna try to get you look like a thug,

[04:41:39] but at the same time, I wanna be like sneaky about it,

[04:41:41] you know what I mean?

[04:41:42] Or you wanna be out there,

[04:41:43] you wanna be out there in bright colors and shit?

[04:41:45] I wanna be like, no, no, no, like blacked out,

[04:41:47] like black, black, black, like all black with a black mask.

[04:41:51] Okay, I got you.

[04:41:53] Let me see.

[04:41:56] Ooh, okay, so we'll do, we'll do,

[04:42:01] where is it?

[04:42:02] You try to find it. It's here somewhere.

[04:42:05] This?

[04:42:06] Ooh, I like that!

[04:42:08] Then this?

[04:42:09] Ooh, I like that!

[04:42:13] What the fuck, bro? A headset?

[04:42:16] No, no, I'm not even done.

[04:42:17] Bro, I wanna look like a thug! What is this?

[04:42:19] No, I'm not even done! I'm not even done!

[04:42:21] The fuck is that?

[04:42:24] And then, hold on, let me get you some glasses. What do you think about these?

[04:42:29] Oh!

[04:42:30] answer the floor. Yeah, these are my glasses. Yes, I like this. I like this.

[04:42:35] Bro, you know what? Actually, give me a black headset, bro. Give me a black

[04:42:38] headset to want a black headset. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[04:42:43] Okay, hold on. Hold on. Let me get your headset and then let me put you some

[04:42:47] Oh, what about that? Okay, that okay. Wait, but not not just a regular

[04:42:52] mask. Okay, hold on. Let me let me get all that's all right. That is all right.

[04:42:56] Let let me get you a some gloves. Oh my god. Hold on and then hold on hold on and then you know what?

[04:43:03] Let me give you some

[04:43:06] Can you make my penis bigger too?

[04:43:09] That's something I can't do

[04:43:11] Okay, no worries. I mean look I'm not a miracle worker. There's some things that I can't do. No, it's okay, bro

[04:43:18] I understand. I go ahead and save it. I look so good. Oh my god

[04:43:23] Hey, oh my god. Watch me

[04:43:26] let me

[04:43:28] EYYYYY

[04:43:29] okay we look good bro

[04:43:30] let's roll dude

[04:43:32] alright

[04:43:32] let's freaking go come on

[04:43:36] alright call uh

[04:43:37] call mario up or uh call uh

[04:43:39] bro after this robbery i have to go to sleep dude

[04:43:41] i gotta go sleep

[04:43:41] you're good

[04:43:42] you're good

[04:43:43] listen man

[04:43:45] it's all about the experience

[04:43:45] but i'll be back in this city

[04:43:47] i'll be back in this city

[04:43:48] hey if you ever wake up again you know who to call

[04:43:51] yes bro

[04:43:52] yup

[04:43:54] but i wanna rob the

[04:43:55] FUCK OUT OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

[04:43:58] Okay, yeah, I got some-

[04:44:00] No, I'm not ending this first.

[04:44:01] I'm not ending. I'm on a um, I'm going to the after.

[04:44:05] Actually, let me call someone. Let me call someone.

[04:44:07] Let me call someone.

[04:44:09] I know someone that'd be down to do it.

[04:44:10] Okay.

[04:44:11] Let me call someone.

[04:44:11] Wait, but we already have a big crew, bro.

[04:44:13] I think we have enough people, yeah?

[04:44:14] No, uh, uh, Salim doesn't have a gun.

[04:44:17] No, Salim- but Salim's there for moral support, bro.

[04:44:19] Roman. Roman.

[04:44:21] Do you want to rob Bahamas and me and this uh, a friend of mine?

[04:44:23] Oh, okay, hurry up. Yeah, I see how you see how quick it was with it

[04:44:32] Yes, bro. Okay, Nick. I'm gonna need you to do something

[04:44:38] No, actually not it was it together was it together Chad shut the fuck up

[04:44:42] Who's there working and if there's anyone there we just pull up you know what I mean? Yes, bro. Yes

[04:44:47] Yeah, I'll be back on this game soon

[04:44:56] This is fun have like more in this city, bro have connections

[04:45:03] Let's just let's just go in there and just open up

[04:45:17] I already have a boner, I haven't even seen it in about a minute.

[04:45:24] Hey, we're going to need to, can we like take a second for you to like soften up for a second?

[04:45:30] Whoa, whoa, why are you standing up?

[04:45:31] I'll stand up too.

[04:45:32] Whoa, careful, careful, man.

[04:45:33] I was, I was crouching down, man.

[04:45:35] Careful.

[04:45:36] Careful.

[04:45:37] Are we dead now?

[04:45:38] Okay.

[04:45:39] Are you good?

[04:45:40] Yes.

[04:45:41] There's no one here. Oh my

[04:45:49] Actually, there's no one here.

[04:45:51] Dude, we took too much time.

[04:45:53] We took too much time.

[04:45:55] How about we rob a bank? What do you

[04:45:58] What are your thoughts on that?

[04:46:00] Bro, yeah, if we can actually do it, can we do it?

[04:46:02] Or are we on a wild goose chase?

[04:46:04] Yeah, come here, come here, stop, stop, stop.

[04:46:06] I'm gonna invite you to something. I'm gonna need you to accept it.

[04:46:09] Here, uh, accept that?

[04:46:14] Whoa, what does this mean? The fuck?

[04:46:17] Just accept it, accept it.

[04:46:20] Okay, now watch this. I'm gonna go ahead and cue stuff or something, if you get it, we're gonna-

[04:46:24] I'M IN A GANG!

[04:46:27] You didn't say that!

[04:46:29] No, you're not in a gang, you're just in my head, you're just in my head-

[04:46:31] Bro, I don't wanna be in a gang! What the fuck?!

[04:46:34] You're not in a gang! Calm down, you're not in a gang!

[04:46:36] the game shakes him calm down man you need to slaps him calm the fuck down man

[04:46:43] calm down okay I'm calm sorry daddy well whoa careful you're lucky that I

[04:46:52] know you're joking if I was someone else they might take it differently okay

[04:46:56] whoa practice I'm sorry whoa just get it easy man yo let's go to the bank let's

[04:47:01] go to the bank all right let's go come on we are working up for it let's see give

[04:47:04] it like a minute or two if you don't get it then that's whatever hey thank you wanted to say that

[04:47:13] yeah thank you for what bro

[04:47:17] chat should i shoot him in the head

[04:47:21] here let's go to um oh careful careful oh careful are you a shooter like that

[04:47:25] you think you shoot uh yeah i could shoot pretty well i could shoot pretty well do you want to

[04:47:30] Do you want to want one of you want me?

[04:47:32] Wanna try?

[04:47:33] No, no, no, no, no.

[04:47:35] Ooh, you scared?

[04:47:38] Whoa, hey!

[04:47:40] What the fuck?

[04:47:42] I just headshot him five times!

[04:47:44] Hurry!

[04:47:51] What?!

[04:47:54] I headshot him five times!

[04:47:57] What?!

[04:48:00] Why man, what the fuck was that man?

[04:48:04] Bro, I was testing my aim, I'm sorry dude.

[04:48:07] Bro, but are you made of metal? I've hit you four times!

[04:48:11] I had armor on.

[04:48:12] VAS!

[04:48:14] Yeah, sorry man.

[04:48:16] Oh my god, I'm sorry bro, I'm sorry!

[04:48:20] Meh.

[04:48:30] I'll be back on this game, bro.

[04:48:33] I'll be back on soon, bro.

[04:48:34] I'm good at office game.

[04:48:36] Chat, I'm good at office game, bro.

[04:48:39] I'll be back on soon.

[04:48:42] I'll be back on maybe even tomorrow.

[04:48:46] Hi, guys, how do you close out, bro?

[04:48:49] Bro, my god, let me close out.

[04:48:53] All right, all right, all right.

[04:48:54] Chat, tell Dantez I'm ready.

[04:48:56] I'm not missing two today, so brother.

[04:48:58] Tell Dantez I'm ready to lock the fuck in!

[04:49:05] Mars we can take off stuff only.

[04:49:07] Chat tell Dantez I'm ready.

[04:49:15] Clap.

[04:49:21] Chat tell Dantez I'm ready, you seen the game?

[04:49:26] Yo!

[04:49:27] DON'T TAD!

[04:49:29] JINX, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?

[04:49:31] ARE YOU READY, BRO?

[04:49:33] BRO, ARE YOU?

[04:49:35] Yes, bro. Listen, dude.

[04:49:37] I'm fucking ready, motherfucker.

[04:49:39] Let's go.

[04:49:40] You ready to play this shit till 1 in the morning?

[04:49:43] Me, ho.

[04:49:44] Wait, don't test.

[04:49:45] I don't know, I'm not going to play it by ear, bro.

[04:49:46] Hey, let me say this to you, my boy.

[04:49:49] I'm not saying.

[04:49:50] Do you know how you told me to play A-Ram?

[04:49:52] Yes.

[04:49:53] I played ranked and sold both games listen bro I just wanna play ranked I just wanna get it in there

[04:50:01] I just wanna get my feet wet well thanks for your report we issued a penalty to a player in your game

[04:50:09] YES!

[04:50:10] Wait that means you got someone banned!

[04:50:12] IT WAS THE GUY REMEMBER THE GUY YES!

[04:50:14] Wait okay no Jinxy now you need to do something you need to read the name that it says got banned

[04:50:19] And then now you need to like discover who it was exactly and golf pro and a one

[04:50:26] That was the dude. That was the guy who told me to report for like three different things member

[04:50:30] Yeah, but I told you report like 10 people yesterday or two days ago. Oh, yeah, you said everybody on my team

[04:50:36] You're right, bro. Oh my god. You did say that

[04:50:40] Yeah, but it's okay. Wait, you can see do you want to hear something crazy that happened today? Yes, bro

[04:50:45] What happened? Wait, are you in a match by the way? Are you in a match? Yeah, do you want to watch? Yeah, it's green show

[04:50:49] It's a real what happened bro. Tell me bro. What happened? Okay, so

[04:50:54] today

[04:50:55] I went to the mall and then while I'm there I go to this like smoothie place, right and then at this movie place

[04:51:01] There's this like random lady. That's like, you know, are you don't test? No, I was like, no, bro

[04:51:06] Did that actually happen? No, I swear to God. I swear to God and she was holding a baby, right? And I was like

[04:51:12] like, uh, yeah, why?

[04:51:14] And she's like, dude, I always watch your stuff.

[04:51:16] So she goes like, take a picture of me.

[04:51:18] And I'm like, uh, okay, well, I mean, I can just like, take a picture with you if you

[04:51:22] want.

[04:51:23] Like you can do a selfie.

[04:51:24] And they just like, okay, fine.

[04:51:26] Hold my baby.

[04:51:27] So she just made me hold her baby randomly.

[04:51:32] You were holding her baby as you took a selfie of you and her together?

[04:51:36] What?

[04:51:37] No, no, like she just gave me the baby to hold and then take a picture of me like holding

[04:51:42] at. A random lady took a picture of you holding her baby. Yeah, but that's not even the craziest

[04:51:49] thing that happened. Okay, what happened after? So while I'm there, I go to the shoe store,

[04:51:55] and I see a guy named Darth Maul that decided that he wanted to buy shoes. And I asked him,

[04:52:02] like, dude, what is Darth Maul doing at the shoes? Hey, don't test. Listen to me, buddy.

[04:52:09] Like, listen to me, bro.

[04:52:10] I knew that story was bullshit from the fucking job.

[04:52:14] No, that was actually a real story, though.

[04:52:15] I swear to God.

[04:52:16] Let me be clear, bro.

[04:52:17] Let me be fucking clear.

[04:52:18] None of that Darth Maul shit is happening in this cult

[04:52:22] that I am my headset on, vlog.

[04:52:26] Bro, fuck off with the Darth Maul, Darth Vader, bullshit.

[04:52:30] I'm done with that fucking joke.

[04:52:32] Man, what's the joke, though?

[04:52:34] You don't want to know.

[04:52:35] It's the most brain dead stupid joke ever.

[04:52:37] It needs to die

[04:52:39] Bro, you want me to say the joke say it that would you need to say it? It's where does start?

[04:52:45] Okay, here's the problem the joke has been butchered a hundred thousand times the original joke is where does Darth Vader?

[04:52:56] Okay, where does he get it who just said that someone just said that wait someone said what

[04:53:03] Bro, someone was talking

[04:53:05] No, I think that was my notifications. I just muted it.

[04:53:10] Wait, my dog is barking. God dang it! Hold on, poppers!

[04:53:27] Ah, man.

[04:53:35] Wait guys, I just made up a funny joke, you wanna hear it?

[04:53:41] What mall does Darth Maul shop pursues at?

[04:53:52] The Darth Maul.

[04:53:59] I have cancer, um, alright, anyways, yeah, we're in a little bit of a rough game right

[04:54:07] now, um, it's one of those, like, game classics where the enemy just has four people collapsing

[04:54:14] on you, and then you have zero people collapsing on them, so then you're just saying they're

[04:54:18] like, oh fuck, wait, now I'm like behind, but it's like we still have a dragon, so maybe

[04:54:23] we can win.

[04:54:24] Yo, Dantez, I'm back!

[04:54:25] Yo, Dante, I'm back.

[04:54:27] Alright, alright, let's hear it.

[04:54:29] Bro, I got snacks, dude.

[04:54:31] Wait.

[04:54:33] Like human snacks?

[04:54:35] Yeah, what other snacks are there, bro?

[04:54:39] Well, you said that your dog was barking and then you said you got snacks, so I do eat the dog snacks, or like...

[04:54:45] Yo, dick shit. No. No, bro.

[04:54:47] I got my dog in my house and then I went to my pantry. Why am I even explaining this?

[04:54:51] this. Dude, we could show the one that made it like weird to understand. How's your bro,

[04:54:58] you're two and four. Yeah, that's an unlucky game. I have cancer. Fuck. Okay, James explain

[04:55:10] that. You need to make you need to make me feel better. You overextended in the three

[04:55:13] people because you're a greedy lazy piece of shit. No, I meant to explain like the snacks,

[04:55:19] Dude.

[04:55:20] Oh, not your league skills?

[04:55:23] No.

[04:55:25] Bro, listen.

[04:55:29] Here's the snacks I got.

[04:55:31] Yoke crunch, milk chocolate, M&M's.

[04:55:34] Wait, yolk brunch?

[04:55:37] Motherfucker.

[04:55:38] Yoke crunch, M&M yogurts.

[04:55:41] I forgot the spoon.

[04:55:42] What's a yolk crunch?

[04:55:43] Fuck!

[04:55:44] I forgot the spoon, bro.

[04:55:46] No!

[04:55:47] Okay.

[04:55:48] Uh, Saul and Vinny, Cape Cod, and then I got Pretzels, bro.

[04:55:54] Bro, wait, um, um, um, should I wait until your game ends?

[04:55:59] Uh, I'll go ahead and practice, so right now, practice your clear.

[04:56:03] And then what we'll do is like, I'll time it when you start, okay?

[04:56:07] Wait.

[04:56:09] Don't test.

[04:56:11] What I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna eat my snacks and watch the rest of your game, and then I'm gonna go in.

[04:56:16] Okay, that works actually

[04:56:20] So are you guys winning or losing it looks really close

[04:56:24] It's a weird game it depends on if our shen's gonna out this fight

[04:56:29] Wait, oh no

[04:56:33] Okay, you remember when I said it depends on if our shen alts this fight. Yes, this shen altered so I think we're gonna win

[04:56:40] Nice

[04:56:42] Fuck yeah, no one I think we lost

[04:56:45] You're kind of getting passed around like I want this game, bro.

[04:56:52] Dude, I'm getting passed around.

[04:56:55] Like, you know what I'm getting passed around?

[04:56:58] Like, like the fresh meat in the prison complex.

[04:57:02] You know what I mean?

[04:57:03] Yeah, but bro, why?

[04:57:04] Why are you doing so bad at this game?

[04:57:06] Okay, so the reason why is because in League there are different types of champions that can get walked in, right?

[04:57:13] So there are the champions that are hard to play, which are the ones that I play, and then there are the champions that are easy to play, which are the ones that the enemy team walks in every game.

[04:57:23] Wait, but, no, I heard Hecarim was low skill.

[04:57:27] Oh yeah, who told you that?

[04:57:30] My brother.

[04:57:32] Wait, what do you mean your brother?

[04:57:35] I heard Hecarim is low skill, bro, I heard it is low skill.

[04:57:39] Dude your brother's name is they are gotten he plays ergot

[04:57:46] Bro

[04:57:48] Is that criminal skill or not check we get to the bottom of this he's listen listen. Okay. Are you listening? Mm-hmm?

[04:57:55] What what what character in rainbow six you play

[04:58:00] Like 30

[04:58:02] What wait, you're not a one-trick

[04:58:04] Yeah, it's just fun. So don't test. Can I coach you there? Maybe.

[04:58:11] All right, you know what? Fuck it. Yeah, you can coach me in this game. Talk to me.

[04:58:16] Okay, so in that specific scenario, bro, I think you might have overpushed a little bit.

[04:58:22] Okay. You know, so what would you have me do differently when I respond? Like, what should

[04:58:29] I do when I respawn here talk to me. I think you do. I think Tom says you need to do a better job

[04:58:34] Oh, they're voting to surrender. I think you need to do a better job of playing with your team, buddy

[04:58:39] You got a okay, so it's me, bro. No James. You don't understand

[04:58:42] You're in the fucking coaching seat right now. Like this is part of your training. What should I do?

[04:58:47] Not when I respawn I'm following your calls for the rest of the game. Okay

[04:58:53] So everything I say for the rest of the game you're gonna listen to

[04:58:55] Yes, you guys need to get Baron bro. Y'all need to get Baron

[04:58:59] So what I want you to do is I want you to farm look for a gank once you get the

[04:59:05] Okay, you know what you guys aren't gonna get Baron. I think what you guys should do is bend over and take it up the ass

[04:59:11] Dude, that's not that's not how you code. Okay, fine. Fine. Your only hope of winning this game is getting Baron

[04:59:17] All right, that is your only hope

[04:59:19] So type to your team our only hope is Baron

[04:59:23] okay, right I

[04:59:25] Think I think our teams fighting their tanks right give me a second and also type to your team. I have a small penis

[04:59:32] And then say I have a spoke there you go, okay

[04:59:35] I know what?

[04:59:36] Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna farm Baron bro. You're gonna go to the Baron dude

[04:59:42] Are we serious Baron? Yes? I'm your coach bro. I'm your fucking coach listen to your coach. Oh my god

[04:59:48] You're gonna go to the Baron you're gonna farm the Baron

[04:59:50] Okay, okay, what if it goes bad?

[04:59:52] Oh, they just wanted it jinxed. They just wanted it. Yeah, but you're gonna run now

[04:59:59] Dude, these are dog shit fucking calls. Okay, this is on your coach that one's on your coach, bro

[05:00:05] Now what you're gonna do is you're gonna farm and then you're gonna get bro, bro. You're supposed to be good

[05:00:09] I don't know you're two and seven. What are you? I'm a coach not a miracle worker

[05:00:13] What the- dude you're the one telling me to farm Baron Mino all of IVE!

[05:00:19] You're 2 in 7 buddy, what do you want from me bro?

[05:00:21] I'm a coach, not a fucking miracle worker dude!

[05:00:24] Alright, my bad, my bad.

[05:00:27] Okay so what do I do now?

[05:00:30] Okay, right now you should be farming, farming!

[05:00:33] Wait Baron, Baron!

[05:00:34] Baron!

[05:00:35] No, Baron!

[05:00:36] No, Baron!

[05:00:37] No, Baron!

[05:00:38] No, stay with your team, no stay with your team!

[05:00:41] Okay, no, you're the one passing me around like a blunt. What the fuck is this?

[05:00:46] Bro, I'm gonna be honest. It's my first week out here. I don't know

[05:00:51] Wait, well

[05:00:53] Wait, look out. Look out. Oh my god. Here you go. This is your chance. Don't touch this is your chance

[05:00:57] The whole world is relying on you to save this game your entire team is relying on you to save this game

[05:01:01] You just got to kill you got super powered up man. You got a nice little shut down. You got a bunch of gold

[05:01:05] Maybe you could recall maybe I don't know

[05:01:07] I'm going to try to run away, I'm going to try to run away, Loki we got this, so Jinxy.

[05:01:15] Okay, not bad.

[05:01:18] You got this bro, just don't worry about anything.

[05:01:23] Should I look for a fight here or should I back up?

[05:01:26] Well, I have a question for your question.

[05:01:28] Is your penis one inch or is it five inches?

[05:01:31] Uh, like in the middle, like two.

[05:01:36] Okay, so you should probably recall but I was gonna say you have a big penis you can fight but because you said you have a

[05:01:41] Small penis bro, maybe recall in this scenario, bro. I'm new to the game all I know is you guys are getting the shit kicked out of you

[05:01:48] And Dante's you

[05:01:50] Have to bring your team to victory also, bro. Why do you play with no sound? Are you a sociopath?

[05:01:55] Yes, but that's all I played with no sound

[05:02:00] Bro, are you actually

[05:02:02] I mean I think so wait do you want to hear what someone asked me earlier yes

[05:02:08] but what are they asked what are they asked they asked me if I ever played

[05:02:11] league and wish that someone broke into my house and I told them that the answer

[05:02:15] was yes but not so that person could kill me because you know when sometimes you

[05:02:19] just really angry and you just want a reason you know what I mean yeah like

[05:02:25] like have you ever sat there and just been like I hope someone breaks into my

[05:02:29] fucking house right now so I can just fucking like grab a knife and be like

[05:02:33] legally protected by the law no matter what happens next

[05:02:38] no oh shit wait you never thought that no I've never okay making my house so I

[05:02:47] can stab them what's wrong with your brain okay have you ever had that like

[05:02:52] dream when you were like eight years old of like a robber breaking into their

[05:02:55] house and then you killing them with the sword and then you're like the

[05:02:58] newspaper and everyone calls you like a hero and they talk about how you saved the day.

[05:03:02] Okay when I was like 10, yes. I had the dream of saving my family, yes. If somebody ever did that.

[05:03:07] Dude, I'm telling you it's a universal experience. Like we're the same.

[05:03:12] Wait, why don't I just get my pretzels in yogurt chat? It's so smart.

[05:03:20] Oh, nice. Speaking of yogurt, I'm gonna have to show you a video later.

[05:03:24] Don't as as your coach. I want you to pay a little bit more attention when you're in these scenarios bro because you keep getting chopped out of the enemies

[05:03:33] You know that's actually double your advice though. I need you to really be like try to drone you're not droning enough

[05:03:39] Okay, I

[05:03:45] Don't know we can't fight this can we um

[05:03:47] Um, well, I asked you again, don't test how big is your penis?

[05:03:52] Bro, you can fight anything, bro.

[05:03:55] Faker would have fought it.

[05:03:57] I don't think he would have.

[05:04:05] Why are you laughing?

[05:04:07] Okay.

[05:04:07] Listen, bro, if I coach you, this is going to turn into a car crash, bro.

[05:04:12] You just tell me what your thought process is, bro.

[05:04:14] What is your thought process?

[05:04:15] My thought process is that my team is getting fucking railed up the ass and now I need to run away

[05:04:22] Okay, do you have any other thoughts, bro?

[05:04:28] The problem with all these fucking league players, bro is

[05:04:32] Everything is my team this my team that my team my team my team didn't wipe my ass for me this morning

[05:04:39] You know, my team didn't wipe my ass.

[05:04:42] Hey, Don'tes, I don't give a fuck about what the fuck your team is doing.

[05:04:48] I care about what you're doing.

[05:04:51] Start saying myself, myself, your three and seven.

[05:04:56] I don't give a fuck about your fucking game.

[05:04:59] I'm a piece of shit.

[05:05:02] I'm a fucking piece of shit.

[05:05:07] Yes, bro.

[05:05:08] There you go.

[05:05:09] and that is the mindset you need

[05:05:12] is that the mindset that you have in Siege?

[05:05:16] beta

[05:05:17] no that is

[05:05:18] listen it's not about that right now bro

[05:05:21] okay you need to have a good fucking mindset

[05:05:23] i'm so tired of these fucking league players

[05:05:26] my team my team bro be great i don't give a fuck about your fucking team

[05:05:31] i want you to take over this game and be great bro

[05:05:34] all right you know what i'm about to kill the recall and get a 1000 gold

[05:05:37] Bouncy here

[05:05:41] Check this out

[05:05:45] Hey, that's a 1000 gold bounty in our fucking bank right now you see that shit

[05:05:49] Yeah, bro, and that's what happens when you're not crying like a baby and you're focused on what you can't control

[05:05:55] don't it

[05:05:56] The reason why people are fucking losers is because they blame exterior factors for their interior failures, bro

[05:06:04] Exterior factors for their interior failures.

[05:06:08] Dundas, you don't sit there and complain about what you can't control.

[05:06:13] You focus on what you can control.

[05:06:16] And what you can control is being the best goddamn jungler in North America.

[05:06:23] So if I hear you say my team again, I'm gonna fucking murder you in GTA.

[05:06:30] Well, what if I said that my team deserves to get the best fucking jungler that they can possibly get?

[05:06:39] And that's correct, bro. That's fucking correct. Now you're thinking like a fucking champion, bro

[05:06:45] Now you're thinking how an actual fucking player should play the game. You know what?

[05:06:49] Talking about your team, buddy. Dude, everything that I've been wishing on my team all along, I should be wishing it on myself

[05:06:56] Well, alright. Whoa.

[05:06:58] Like instead of saying my team has cancer, I should say I have cancer.

[05:07:05] OK, I don't know if we should go down this path, bro.

[05:07:07] You wish like instead of saying that my teammates are orphans,

[05:07:10] I should say I'm a fucking orphan. OK, no.

[05:07:15] OK, I want to retract this.

[05:07:17] I don't think you should do this, bro.

[05:07:19] I think you should actually stick to blaming your team, bro, because,

[05:07:22] yeah, I don't think you should beat yourself up that much.

[05:07:25] OK, gosh, I.

[05:07:27] I really thought we had a breakthrough there for a second. Yeah. Yeah, rubro

[05:07:33] At the end of the day, oh

[05:07:36] My god dragon. Yeah at the end of the day whether you have a good mindset or a bad mindset

[05:07:40] This game is just a torture simulated, bro. It doesn't really matter

[05:07:44] look it

[05:07:49] Go down test go down test go down test go down test go down test go down test get the dragon

[05:07:56] Get the fucking dragon don't it's now. I'm doing the fucking dragon

[05:08:08] Now you're playing wait you're coming back wait you're coming back wait you're coming back

[05:08:12] Jincy, I'm in the sense. I must be a motherfucking donkey the way I was just railing that dragon. You know what I mean

[05:08:19] Yeah, don't test are you winning this game? Tell me right now. Are you winning this game? Yep?

[05:08:25] This is a walk. It's a fucking walk. If you lose this game, what will you do?

[05:08:30] What do you want me to do?

[05:08:37] Could you oil up?

[05:08:42] Is that what you want you have I'm not saying that's what I just read a child

[05:08:49] Not on me right now, it's it's all in the where I don't have it easy access

[05:08:55] layer you have a layer in your house that that no no like that so look what

[05:09:02] we can do is we can play for the crab and then afterwards we look on the cugs

[05:09:07] what the fuck bro you have a layer in your house

[05:09:12] are you into no that jinxie everybody has the dungeon everyone has a dirty

[05:09:19] oil dungeon no I think it's just diddy bro that's why it's called a ditty oil

[05:09:25] dungeon yes stupid he popularized it bro ever since he did it everyone does it

[05:09:32] nowadays you're a square if you don't you're a square if you don't have baby

[05:09:38] oil in a fucking dungeon dude I'm gonna be honest the way you just read that out

[05:09:43] I can already tell you're a square

[05:09:46] My all right

[05:09:48] Yo, don't dance if you lose this game. You're a pile of fucking shit

[05:09:52] You understand if you lose you know what how about this how about this if I lose this game if I lose this game

[05:09:59] I'll wrap my feces over my body in a bathtub

[05:10:06] Deal let's do it

[05:10:13] No, I was kidding, I was gonna, no, like,

[05:10:16] but, you know, you were supposed to keep me in check, dude.

[05:10:21] Why the fuck are you going along with it?

[05:10:24] Sorry, wait, wait until the tower.

[05:10:26] That's the Dantez I know.

[05:10:28] That's the Dantez I know.

[05:10:29] You're NA1 Hecarim, right?

[05:10:32] Yup, we got this.

[05:10:33] So why the fuck are you in master's?

[05:10:36] Because I'm a fucking witness piece of shit,

[05:10:38] and I should get gunned down in the streets,

[05:10:41] like a degenerate, I fucking am.

[05:10:43] Okay, I didn't say the second part, but bro, listen, you should not be in Masters, bro.

[05:10:49] You should like, bro, you were fucking Challenger in Korea.

[05:10:53] What happened to you, dude?

[05:10:54] I can't even look at you anymore.

[05:10:57] You were Challenger in Korea and now you're Masters in NA?

[05:11:01] I can't even fucking look at you.

[05:11:03] How do you look at yourself in the mirror?

[05:11:05] How?

[05:11:06] How do you do that, bro?

[05:11:07] You are Masters in NA?

[05:11:09] What the fuck?

[05:11:13] What happened to you bro? Seriously? That's a steaming crock of shit!

[05:11:18] How are you masters?

[05:11:20] I got lost in the sauce. Jynxy, I got lost in the sauce bro.

[05:11:24] What sauce bro? What did you get lost in?

[05:11:27] You know what I mean. It's like I got lost in the sauce.

[05:11:31] In the sauce of what?

[05:11:35] Lost in the sauce Jynxy. You know exactly what I'm talking about.

[05:11:39] No! Lost in the sauce of what bro?

[05:11:42] And that's what I'm saying. It's like even you understand me. It's like even you know that I got lost in the sauce. Yeah, nice

[05:11:50] Wait, you have so many kills here. Don't test. You're so many kills. Oh my god. Go on

[05:11:53] No one to test!

[05:11:55] KILL THEM ALL!

[05:11:57] KILL THEM ALL!

[05:11:59] MURDER THEM!

[05:12:01] Oh my god.

[05:12:03] Don't do that.

[05:12:05] Alright bye bye.

[05:12:07] Yo, you guys are going too crazy.

[05:12:09] Wait, all I had to do was join the call.

[05:12:11] Oh my god.

[05:12:13] You're such a sack of shit, bro.

[05:12:15] I had to come in here and save you, bro.

[05:12:17] When I joined this game, take Baron.

[05:12:19] Now take Baron.

[05:12:21] Take Baron. Take Baron like a fucking good boy, Nontas.

[05:12:25] Take Baron like a fucking good boy!

[05:12:28] I'm a good boy for daddy! I'm a good fucking boy for daddy!

[05:12:34] Okay. Uh...

[05:12:36] Yo, bro, I don't know.

[05:12:38] Channa, actually this guy's more fucked than I am.

[05:12:40] Oh my god, your level...

[05:12:42] I just... I just burped.

[05:12:43] Your level's at 18, oh my god!

[05:12:45] No, this is a freebie now, I'm telling you.

[05:12:48] Bro, what happened? You're 6'7 now.

[05:12:51] Wait, what's my score?

[05:12:53] I'm sorry, I'm 35 and I need to get my shit together, bro.

[05:12:56] No, no, like I'm genuinely asking, like, what's my score?

[05:12:59] 6-7-6, bro. 6-7-6.

[05:13:01] Wait, what? Dude, your mic's cutting out.

[05:13:04] Your score is 6-7.

[05:13:07] Okay, Jinx, can you please save my scores, bro? Like, your mic keeps bugging out.

[05:13:10] Your score is... Your score is 6 kills, 7 bets, 6 assists.

[05:13:15] Guys, can anybody hear this guy's mic like, I literally don't...

[05:13:17] Yo, motherfucker, 6-7!

[05:13:21] six sevens god damn it do the hand gestures okay I did I'm done now I'm done

[05:13:29] I did it okay bro don't ask you're actually coming back I was kind of

[05:13:33] joking I thought the game was lost but you're actually coming back into the

[05:13:36] game now what happens this is this is it's cuz listen I had to show my pad of

[05:13:41] one that even when you're lost in the mall you can still turn on the dark

[05:13:47] Yo, Dantez, I will literally slap the fucking dogs in the face.

[05:13:52] This does- Stop with this fucking Darth Maul shit!

[05:13:56] Kill a colony. Nice.

[05:13:58] Run, run, run. Nice.

[05:13:59] Yep, we're good, we're good.

[05:14:00] Bro, you're actually good. Wow.

[05:14:03] Bro, Dantez, you're gonna win. You're gonna win.

[05:14:05] I think we actually did just one. I'm not even kidding.

[05:14:07] Keep pushing. Go Dantez. Kill them all.

[05:14:09] Murder them all, DeVan. Yo. Murder them all, DeVan. Yo.

[05:14:12] All those people that doubted you. Murder them all. In-in game.

[05:14:16] I can kill all of them, all the hate watchers, all the non-believers, all the doubters!

[05:14:21] Kill them all, Dontess. They all doubted you. They all doubted you. No one believed in you.

[05:14:25] No one believed in you, Dontess. They're laughing at you. They think you're weak.

[05:14:29] Show them, Eleven! Show them! Go, Dontess! Go!

[05:14:34] No one fucking died!

[05:14:36] I'm fucking dead.

[05:14:42] I'm not even kidding. We might lose the game off that.

[05:14:45] You were in a winning position and you got pulled in and literally Riley read it in every hole

[05:14:53] Dante's what happened, bro? Why did that happen? Wait? No, Jamesy. You don't understand bro. If she has to help

[05:14:59] I think we just all see him

[05:15:01] If who has teleport who who?

[05:15:04] Jamesy, what's happening?

[05:15:06] Who's a colleague and how did she just TP to your tower?

[05:15:10] Who the fuck is this? Oh my god

[05:15:15] What was that?

[05:15:20] She can just...

[05:15:25] That's the most broken character in the game.

[05:15:27] You're the worst fucking coach ever!

[05:15:31] Don't you fucking dare.

[05:15:33] No, don't you fucking dare.

[05:15:35] You know that I literally have the coaching capabilities of a fucking boulder.

[05:15:40] Of a motherfucking boulder.

[05:15:42] Jinxie! Jinxie! Because of your coaching, I literally lost versus a guy whose user name is disabled!

[05:15:52] Bro, Gontes, listen to me, bro. You can't blame your coach when your coach is a fucking infant in this game. Buddy, you gotta look at the man in the mirror, Gontes. That's what you gotta look at.

[05:16:07] Alright, boot up the practice tool. Now it's time to-

[05:16:09] Wait, but who is Akali? What the fuck was that?

[05:16:13] That's the best character in the game. She's like cheapy. Oh my god infinite loop infinite loop

[05:16:18] You want to just watch this for like two minutes the infinite loop? No

[05:16:23] Wait, look, I can draw six seven

[05:16:25] All right, this guy's fucked

[05:16:27] Yo, don't I'm gonna share my screen bro. Are you ready?

[05:16:32] The question is jinxy. Are you?

[05:16:35] Wait, don't don't ask how many hours were you on league today?

[05:16:38] 8. How many hours are you on League of Legends today?

[05:16:45] Uh, upwards of 12. How many hours do you spend with your wife today?

[05:16:54] Well, I followed your advice. What was my advice again?

[05:17:00] You told me a few days ago I need to make League of Legends my life and spend no time with anyone around me.

[05:17:05] So I haven't seen my family, I haven't talked to my friends, and I don't hang out with my wife at all.

[05:17:10] All I do is play this game for 12 hours a day.

[05:17:13] Okay, that is what I said. I might want to...

[05:17:17] No, you know what? Fuck that. Yeah. Dante has listened, bro.

[05:17:20] Your friends can wait. Your wife can wait. Your shower can wait. Your toilet can wait.

[05:17:28] You are sentenced to playing League of Legends 17 to 18 hours a day

[05:17:34] with six to seven hours of sleep a day. Until you reach Challenger, tell your wife,

[05:17:41] I'm busy. Tell your friends, I'm busy. Tell your toilet, you're busy. If you have to

[05:17:47] shit yourself, shit yourself. There's no goddamn reason why you should be a master's if you're

[05:17:51] Hecarim NA1 mother fucker. Dude, GenC, I'm gonna be honest, there's gonna come a day in every man's

[05:17:58] life when he's 55 years old, and he's staring at the bottom of a beer bottle in a bar.

[05:18:06] And what I want to remember when I'm looking into that beer bottle is not the time I spend

[05:18:10] with my family, and it's not the time I spend with my friends, it's not the trips I went

[05:18:15] on, and it's not the things that I accomplished, it's the fact that I was willing to sit in

[05:18:22] my chair and grind this fucking game for 14 hours a day

[05:18:28] without rest.

[05:18:34] 100%, I couldn't have said that better myself.

[05:18:37] Wow.

[05:18:37] See now, here's a guy who actually gets it.

[05:18:41] Brother, that's ball knowledge, Dante.

[05:18:43] That's ball knowledge, Dante.

[05:18:45] Wait, did you see my screen chair?

[05:18:47] I see your screen chair, James.

[05:18:48] He's so listen.

[05:18:49] I need to throw away my shit though.

[05:18:50] Sorry, I need to throw my shit, okay?

[05:18:52] Okay, I'm going to throw away my yogurt, my pretzels and my chips.

[05:18:55] And then I'm going to do the fastest full collaborative.

[05:18:58] Speaking of yogurt, we're going to turn you into yogurt male today.

[05:19:01] Grab your penises guys.

[05:19:04] Okay.

[05:19:06] All right guys, listen, if you guys think Jainzi is going to win all the

[05:19:09] league games today, type one, if you think it's fucked cause he's out of

[05:19:13] practice type two, I'm going to be honest.

[05:19:16] I genuinely think today's the day that we're going to make a breakthrough.

[05:19:19] Like today he's gonna be clearing those camps without even looking. He's gonna be ganking without even droning

[05:19:25] He's gonna be sitting there and he's gonna be moving like an autonomous robot

[05:19:30] Sent from the heavens to destroy everything and everyone in his path

[05:19:36] Like there is nothing that's gonna stop him today

[05:19:40] Not even IBS is gonna stop him today

[05:19:44] He's gonna sit there in that chair and even if he needs to tinkle even if he needs to go to number two

[05:19:51] Like there is nothing that's gonna get him out of that fucking chair until he wins at least two games

[05:19:56] And I'll make sure he knows it

[05:20:00] He's locked into that chair until at least two games or one today

[05:20:11] All right

[05:20:14] And now we wait and now we wait. Okay low key I'm going to be honest you guys it's

[05:20:25] 9 and 30 I think I need to take a little bit of caffeine. Energy level so a little

[05:20:29] bit low and we need to give them our everything right now.

[05:20:33] All right, all right, pre-workout has been added to the water.

[05:20:47] Whoo!

[05:20:48] All right.

[05:20:49] Wait, is he still on back?

[05:20:55] Wait, how far away is the garbage?

[05:20:59] Holy shit.

[05:21:04] Can you tell Jynxie to put it on the way too?

[05:21:13] When he starts to rank climb we will.

[05:21:15] But the thing is today guys you have to understand we're going to be doing a lot of mental training.

[05:21:20] Like we've done a lot of practice with like basically training his like clear and all

[05:21:25] that kind of stuff.

[05:21:26] But today, the main thing on the agenda is priming his brain.

[05:21:29] Don't attack my bath, don't attack my bath.

[05:21:32] All right, Jynxie.

[05:21:33] Don't attack my bath.

[05:21:34] Why are you saying it like that?

[05:21:36] Sorry.

[05:21:37] What's up, bro?

[05:21:38] Ready for this?

[05:21:39] Yeah.

[05:21:40] So, Jynxie, listen.

[05:21:41] You're not going to leave that chair until you win two games of League of Legends.

[05:21:43] Am I understood?

[05:21:44] Yes, Daddy.

[05:21:45] Like, no, like, just you understand.

[05:21:46] Like, you're not even allowed going to the bathroom until you win two games of League

[05:21:53] of Legends.

[05:21:54] Do you understand?

[05:21:55] Daddy, yes.

[05:21:57] Alright, so my name is yours.

[05:22:01] So if you really understand, I want you to make me feel like you understand.

[05:22:06] So make me feel that you really do understand me.

[05:22:10] I will not leave this chair.

[05:22:13] I will not end this stream until I win two games of League of Legends ranked tonight.

[05:22:20] Alright, that's why I like to fucking hear.

[05:22:23] here so jinx listen buy your smite item walk to the blue buff what am i waiting for someone

[05:22:28] in my chat said 24 hour street uh there's two games of league a lot

[05:22:36] nah no we're good we're good listen listen for you and your current mentality it might be

[05:22:43] but we're gonna be training your brain when you're outside of this game before every game of

[05:22:48] of League today, Jinxie. I have the perfect YouTube videos that you're gonna be watching

[05:22:53] to perfectly train your brain and mental to do the 1v9s that you were born to do.

[05:23:00] Brother, stop saying perfect.

[05:23:03] Dude, I'm not saying perfect!

[05:23:07] Alright, it's okay. It's alright. Continue, go.

[05:23:13] Okay, so look I was gonna say you were not put on this planet to cure cancer

[05:23:18] You were not put on this planet to save people's lives

[05:23:22] You were not put on this planet to uphold the law and know where you put on it to brighten people's days

[05:23:29] You were put on this planet to play League of Legends and make people miserable

[05:23:35] That is your purpose. Are you in?

[05:23:38] in alignment with it yes coach yes coach I was put on this planet to ruin

[05:23:45] people's day on me all right good so now as long as we can really make you feel

[05:23:53] that and understand it then you're gonna be primed for the mentality that you

[05:23:57] need to truly ascend yes coach I was put on this earth to ruin people's days on

[05:24:04] League of Legends. Got it. Understood. Coach, I will use everything in my power to ruin everybody's

[05:24:11] fucking life. Alright, now Jynxie, let me ask you a question. What job on this planet is more important?

[05:24:18] Being a doctor, being a cancer researcher, or being a League of Legends streamer? I'm probably gonna

[05:24:26] go with doctor or cancer researcher. Wrong! Because the thing is that the doctor and the cancer researcher

[05:24:33] never unlock their true potential of one benign.

[05:24:37] They just sit there and they try to help humanity.

[05:24:40] You need to sit there, Jinxie,

[05:24:42] and you need to be able to realize

[05:24:44] that your life is the only one that matters.

[05:24:47] And if it means that your life improves

[05:24:50] at the detriment of everyone else's,

[05:24:52] then it's all the better, understood?

[05:24:55] Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, Jesus.

[05:24:59] All right, so Jinxie, let me ask you a question.

[05:25:02] Would you rather give a homeless man $5?

[05:25:05] Or would you rather buy an extra cheeseburger?

[05:25:09] Um, I would probably rather give the homeless man $5.

[05:25:13] WON!

[05:25:14] And this is why I say you silly coaching, bro!

[05:25:17] Like, you should already know the right answer to these questions!

[05:25:20] Okay.

[05:25:22] Alright.

[05:25:23] But there is good news. Are you ready for it?

[05:25:25] Yeah.

[05:25:27] The good news is that yesterday your folk here at Karma was 3 minutes 22.

[05:25:31] today it's 317 let's go we saved up five seconds yep what bro that's what I'm

[05:25:44] talking about wait coach before we get it into the right do you want me to watch

[05:25:47] a video you said yep so I'm gonna need to leave the game right now yes that's

[05:25:53] it yes that's okay and now we're gonna try to end every sentence with yes and

[05:25:58] say just so we can fully lock in here you know what I'm gonna be honest how

[05:26:02] about we try master instead okay deal deal deal deal deal all right perfect

[05:26:12] that's about it in your screen share right now buddy okay this is I mean you

[05:26:17] I got you, I got you right.

[05:26:19] Uh...

[05:26:21] Okay.

[05:26:23] So, JNC,

[05:26:25] when this song is playing,

[05:26:27] I'm just gonna want you to close

[05:26:29] your eyes. Are you listening?

[05:26:31] Okay, you want me to close my eyes?

[05:26:33] Tell me if you can share it.

[05:26:35] There's no point standing around.

[05:26:37] Can you share it? I can hear it, but can you make it maximum volume?

[05:26:39] Alright, I got you, bro.

[05:26:41] Are you ready? Yep, I'm ready.

[05:26:43] Alright, JNC.

[05:26:45] standing around and I'm gonna be showered by more boulders wait what my eyes are close okay good now

[05:26:52] I just need to sit there and listen so for your mental training what you're gonna have to do is while this song

[05:26:58] is playing I'm gonna want you to imagine yourself going into a team fight as Master Yi 30 minutes into the game

[05:27:05] full items and you're gonna do the amount of damage in one team fight that you normally do in an entire

[05:27:13] gaming session and my understood yes master you're gonna sit them you're

[05:27:19] gonna fantasize are you ready yes master all right listen there's no point

[05:27:25] standing around we'll only be showered by more boulders ready your horses on

[05:27:30] the double be honest are all of us right into our death yes we are and since

[05:27:40] So we're dying anyway, you're saying that it's better if we at this time fighting.

[05:27:46] I am.

[05:27:48] Go away.

[05:27:48] Like Jinx is here.

[05:27:50] I want you to imagine that you're going into the fight, that you're walking through,

[05:27:54] that this is your team, that they're saying Jinx, we need to FF.

[05:27:58] Precisely right.

[05:28:00] And then this is you.

[05:28:02] You are the leader.

[05:28:05] You are the one benign.

[05:28:07] You are the man.

[05:28:09] That motivates everyone to unlock the potential!

[05:28:15] Yes, Master. Yes, Master.

[05:28:16] This is your speech!

[05:28:18] Yes, Master.

[05:28:19] Does that mean that there was no point in not being born?

[05:28:24] Would you say that of our slain comrades?

[05:28:27] What about their lives?

[05:28:29] Were they meaningless?

[05:28:32] They were not!

[05:28:34] Their memory serves as an example to us all!

[05:28:36] The courageous fallen, the anguished fallen, their lives have meaning because we, the living,

[05:28:43] refuse to forget them!

[05:28:45] And as we rise to certain death, we trust our successors to do not stand for us!

[05:28:50] Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world!

[05:28:56] My soldiers push forward! My soldiers rage!

[05:29:01] My soldiers rage!

[05:29:06] I missed my free fire on rage, could we rewind?

[05:29:23] Okay, now listen, while we sit here and while we listen to this, I'm going to need you to

[05:29:29] close your eyes again, okay?

[05:29:30] Because I'm going to make you visualize, okay?

[05:29:33] We're going to make you visualize perfect there.

[05:29:35] You ready?

[05:29:36] Yes, master.

[05:29:37] OK.

[05:29:40] So you're going in.

[05:29:41] It's the last team fight.

[05:29:43] It's 1 to 15.

[05:29:45] And your team says that the game is over.

[05:29:47] But you are one win away from bronze.

[05:29:49] And you know that if the game ends, you lose.

[05:29:52] So I want you to sit there, Jinksy.

[05:29:54] And I want you to scream when he says rage.

[05:29:57] I need you to scream when he says rage.

[05:30:03] RAAAAAAAIT!

[05:30:08] PENTA KILL!

[05:30:11] JAKES YOU TATENFERRIT!

[05:30:14] PENTA KILL!

[05:30:21] I'm ready bro.

[05:30:22] Bro, I'm ready.

[05:30:23] Alright. It's a mental training. Good.

[05:30:25] Bro, I'm ready. Oh my god.

[05:30:27] So we cannot end this stream

[05:30:30] until I get two wins of League of Legends. Exactly, not about ending. So is there a chance, just

[05:30:39] tell it to me straight up, Master. Master. I'm listening. Is there a chance this is a 24-hour

[05:30:46] stream, Master? Well, that depends, Jinxie. Do you think that there is a chance? No, Master. I

[05:30:57] I would murder them all, Master.

[05:31:00] That's a good boy. Now share your screen and let's load it up.

[05:31:04] Okay, Master, I'm going to share it for you right now.

[05:31:08] Sorry, dude. I'm going to be honest, hearing all the Masters make me feel some kind of way, you know?

[05:31:13] Alright, hey, I'm not a... we're not banging.

[05:31:17] Alright, bro.

[05:31:19] Hey, Dantez, let me know how this sounds.

[05:31:22] Alright, I'm listening.

[05:31:24] Let me know in a...

[05:31:26] Welcome to Summoner's Rift.

[05:31:30] Wait, can I try too?

[05:31:31] Yes. Yes.

[05:31:33] Okay.

[05:31:35] Wait, the light is coming from above.

[05:31:37] Okay.

[05:31:37] Dude, Dantez, I need the light. Can you add the light to your stream?

[05:31:40] I'm already on 30 seconds.

[05:31:42] Nice.

[05:31:44] Actually, oh, I'm just gonna let my notes hang.

[05:31:48] Dantez, are you ready?

[05:31:50] Jensi, I need to see you do the most demonic shit ever. Like, listen...

[05:31:54] yesterday you weren't on the game right so that means today you gotta sit there

[05:31:58] and all the progress that you would have made yesterday you need to make it

[05:32:03] today you need to double up bro and do you want to know the reason why Jinxy

[05:32:08] what all right so are you ready for me to tell you what's gonna be happening

[05:32:15] yes sir tell me all right so Jinxy listen to me you know how Rainbow Six has

[05:32:22] these things called siege cups? Yep. Yep. What if I told you that League of Legends does similar

[05:32:29] things called clash and next week there's going to be a tournament on the weekend and you have the

[05:32:36] option right now to decide whether or not you are going to be ready in time for that tournament

[05:32:44] to lead a team that you choose into battle in the tourney setting in league of legends.

[05:32:53] Say Wallahi, bro. Wallahi. Yeah, uh, yeah, bro. Like, every time I get on league of legends,

[05:33:04] my penis gets smaller, my testosterone goes down, my tits get bigger, my chat says I have guy now,

[05:33:14] But disregarding all of that, I get better at the game.

[05:33:20] It doesn't matter, like it doesn't matter how much of a fucking loser I become on this

[05:33:25] game.

[05:33:27] All that matters in League of Legends, Master, is that I think everybody else's life, I'm

[05:33:33] living hell in League of Legends.

[05:33:35] And that's what I'm gonna fucking do.

[05:33:37] And I want you to listen to me, Jynxxy, because there's something that you have that none

[05:33:42] of your hate watchers that should talk you ever will. And you want to know what that is?

[05:33:52] It's the capability to lactate. If you ever got stranded on a desert island while all your

[05:33:59] hate watchers would be starving to death because they would not be able to handle it,

[05:34:03] you'd be able to breastfeed yourself in nourishment and survive because you are the lone

[05:34:11] Sigma that sits there and takes care of himself. Am I understood? Yes, master.

[05:34:18] So the next time someone looks at you and they say you're a little gyno boy as an insult,

[05:34:23] look at them and say, well, at least I can nourish myself.

[05:34:30] Yes, master. All right. Good. So now listen, are you ready to run it up this game?

[05:34:37] When I was spawned into this world, when there was the sperm race with 70 million other sperm cells,

[05:34:46] I won. I won out of 70 million sperm cells. In every single human being that's listening to my voice right now,

[05:34:55] you also won against 70 million other sperm cells. You were the first ever sperm to reach the egg.

[05:35:04] So what does that mean?

[05:35:07] We are all destined to be winners.

[05:35:11] We are all destined to be champions.

[05:35:14] Our biggest fear is not that we are inadequate.

[05:35:18] Our biggest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

[05:35:22] It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.

[05:35:27] Amen.

[05:35:28] If you won the sperm race, you can win anything in life.

[05:35:34] If you won the fucking sperm race, you can win fucking anything in life, bro.

[05:35:40] And yeah, bro, me and Dante's might be a little bit fucked in the head, but one thing

[05:35:45] I know for sure.

[05:35:50] That's facts.

[05:35:51] Alright, Jincy.

[05:35:52] Jincy, you're gonna have to turn your volume down a little bit because I hear it louder

[05:35:57] than your voice. So some, yep. Okay, that's good, that's good. Okay, no, Jengzy, buy your

[05:36:05] items. This is what we're going to be doing this game. Are you listening? Yes, master.

[05:36:10] So this game, we're going to do something that we've never done before. Walk to the

[05:36:14] red buff. Yes, master. Okay, the red buff. Are you fucking snacking? No, master. I'm

[05:36:26] I'm going to the buff that Seattle thing.

[05:36:28] Why would I go to-

[05:36:28] But why the fuck were your hands on your keyboard then?

[05:36:31] Master, I'm sorry it won't happen again.

[05:36:33] You better put that fucking food away.

[05:36:35] You do not deserve food!

[05:36:37] You are I-WIN!

[05:36:40] Okay.

[05:36:41] Yes master, yes master.

[05:36:43] Like let me ask you, Jensy,

[05:36:45] why the fuck do you think you deserve to eat

[05:36:48] when you are no Elo in League?

[05:36:50] Why?

[05:36:51] I don't know, because I'm a piece of shit.

[05:36:53] Cuz you're a fucking piece of shit that doesn't care if you cared you'd starve yourself am I understood yes master

[05:37:01] I will not eat in ten on bronze master

[05:37:03] All right good, so now go to the clubs so this what we're gonna do this game

[05:37:08] I'm gonna give you the information of what's going on the minimap and you just focus on clearing your camps understood

[05:37:16] All right, so now your tall plane is even right now your mid laner is getting shoved

[05:37:21] Why is my guy not kiting? What the fuck is my guy doing?

[05:37:24] WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING-

[05:37:25] Okay, it's because you creeped off and that's why.

[05:37:27] So what happens is that sometimes if you're bordering a wall and too many monsters are around you,

[05:37:33] they form kind of like a blockade and they remove your ability to actually do anything.

[05:37:38] It's kind of like how, uh, when there are wars, like,

[05:37:42] navies are gonna hold back the ships from entering the rivers. Does that make sense?

[05:37:47] Yes, Master.

[05:37:48] okay so listen so right now your mid laner is getting shoved in right he's

[05:37:54] losing mid your bot lane is shoving in the hardest buck so what does that tell

[05:37:58] you I should go support my bot lane no it tells you Jinxie Jinxie listen when

[05:38:07] you are thinking go to wolf's wolf's wolf's wolf's wolf's wolf's when you

[05:38:11] are first master no no no you never do blue buff before wolves so listen when

[05:38:16] When you are looking at the map state, you never think, how can I help my team?

[05:38:21] You think, how can my team help me?

[05:38:23] Remember that, and I want you to repeat it back to me right now.

[05:38:27] How can my team help me?

[05:38:29] Fuck my team.

[05:38:30] Exactly!

[05:38:31] Because, Jinxie, your team are a bunch of AI NPCs.

[05:38:35] If they die tomorrow, would you care?

[05:38:39] Uh, you mean in-game?

[05:38:44] It doesn't matter whether it's in-game or not, you would not care!

[05:38:48] Because the thing is, Jinxie, that what matters is that you're getting your camps and you're getting your crats.

[05:38:54] Nothing else matters on this plan.

[05:38:56] Wait, Warwick's coming.

[05:38:57] Understood. Is Warwick coming?

[05:38:59] Uh, no, I think you're fine. Why?

[05:39:02] I saw him coming.

[05:39:03] No, you're fine. You're good.

[05:39:05] But Jinxie, you're not using your E's, but you knew you used your E's and your Q's.

[05:39:09] So your bot's getting shoved in, your mid's getting shoved in, right?

[05:39:11] Or your bot's shoving in.

[05:39:12] coming in. It means that you can go to the trap. So I want you to walk to the barcrab.

[05:39:15] Go bot! Go bot! Warwick spot! You knew bot bot! So, bot bot bot bot bot. Right click bot!

[05:39:21] Right click on bot lane. Yep. And now Joan. Joan. Joan. All right? Okay. Joan, Joan more,

[05:39:27] Joan more. We need to see what's happening. Okay! No go! Go! Q! Q! Flash and Q! Press D and Q!

[05:39:33] DQ! Nice! And now Q on her. Nice! Press E! Okay? Okay. That's, that's fine. We take those.

[05:39:41] That was fucking well played. You just fucking showed her now we call press B

[05:39:47] Thank you master master. How did she get away master how how much

[05:39:52] You got a lucky you got very unlucky

[05:39:55] You played that the best way that I've ever seen any iron player ever play a mastery fight

[05:40:00] But because you got unlucky sometimes it's just not enough. Okay. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. All right. All right

[05:40:07] All right, all right

[05:40:10] So listen the thing is that right now. What do we know the enemy's Zerry you saw how she teleported away?

[05:40:17] Yes, yes, yes, it's kind of so yeah, so that's how important you have it too. It's called flash

[05:40:23] So when a flash is on cooldown you want to sit there and you want to look to regain gang, okay?

[05:40:30] I see because now imagine

[05:40:35] So like okay, I'll give you an analogy, okay

[05:40:38] Imagine you're dating a girl and every ten minutes she lifts up her shirt, right?

[05:40:44] Or every five minutes you're gonna want to sit there and while the five minutes are waiting

[05:40:49] You're gonna want to sit there and do stuff until the five minutes expired and then you're gonna want to like take her and hide, right?

[05:40:56] Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the same thing in League of Legends, bro

[05:41:00] When the flash is on cooldown you want to be there you want to be like up there fucking ass

[05:41:07] You want to sit there? You want to make things happen?

[05:41:09] But when it's off cooldown since they can get away from you

[05:41:13] It means that you actually want to look to do things elsewhere. Do you understand got it 100% bro

[05:41:20] Yeah, it's kind of like in Monopoly imagine to get it like a get out of jail free card

[05:41:26] You're gonna want to sit there and you're not gonna want to send them to jail, right if they have the card

[05:41:30] Yeah, yes, yes, the jail is your ganks. Do you understand that?

[05:41:37] All right, somebody has no class. They're so easy to gain

[05:41:41] Exactly. Yes. That's exactly what we're talking about

[05:41:45] Yes, okay. All right. So now I wanted to jump on his own forget. We need a drum bottom. We need your own med

[05:41:51] So let's see what's going on right quick towards the top. Okay. Nothing can be done about check med

[05:41:56] nothing can be done mid so you're gonna walk to the crab okay now I want you to

[05:42:00] start the dragon and then ping your team to help you go subbing G and then okay

[05:42:06] so start hitting the jag first okay so hit the jag first okay good wait how did

[05:42:13] you just do that no no but do you understand what you just said no what

[05:42:20] I do. So Master Yi Q actually dodges things that are around his character model. So if

[05:42:28] somebody for example throws a skill shot and you Q you dodge it. But the thing is the same

[05:42:34] as true for status effects. So when you hit the dragon, the dragon normally knocks you

[05:42:38] back. But because you Q'd after auto attacking, it made it so that the dragon did not knock

[05:42:44] you back trust me so I just have fucking motion dude you intuitively knew how to

[05:42:51] do that damn bro I don't know bro I don't know maybe I'm just good at league

[05:43:00] doing it wait no I'm iron I can't even eat yet yeah I'm not about to eat yeah

[05:43:07] but listen listen in life it's not about focusing on the times that you're

[05:43:12] starving. It's about focusing on the times that you can have that buttered

[05:43:16] lobster. Does that make sense? Yes, 100% yes. So today you're gonna go to bed

[05:43:24] hungry but tomorrow if you play for 12 hours straight and you win all your

[05:43:29] gains then you won't have to. I'm gonna be honest I was walking around my room

[05:43:39] So I didn't see so we can ignore it even if you did

[05:43:43] Wait, you'd like to mark around your room when you talk

[05:43:46] Yeah, because the thing is that if I don't walk around my room then the promise that my thoughts get jumbled up

[05:43:51] But when I walk while I talk it allows me to have everything move in like harmony because everything is progressing along the same plane of motion

[05:44:04] Dude I'm telling you you need to try it

[05:44:09] Yeah

[05:44:10] Cuz I can never like sat then you try talking, but then you start stuttering

[05:44:15] Yes, bro all the time. Yes, it's because you're not walking while you talk if you walk while you talk you will never stutter again

[05:44:23] Got it. Got it. All right, so now clear your bot side and then drone by drone mid

[05:44:30] Yes

[05:44:33] Whoa, whoa, whoa, what'd you just call me? Oh, sorry master master

[05:44:38] Alright, that's what I like to hear.

[05:44:42] Okay, so now I'm gonna need you to start doing the blue buff.

[05:44:47] And let me ask you a question. Do iron players deserve human rights?

[05:44:53] Um...

[05:44:55] Yes?

[05:44:57] No, they don't! So what you're gonna do right now is for the rest of the game, you're not gonna speak.

[05:45:03] You're gonna start meowing!

[05:45:08] What? Wait, wait, wait.

[05:45:10] You want me to fucking me out?

[05:45:13] Bro, what the fuck is wrong with your fucking brain? I'm not doing that!

[05:45:18] Jynxy, Jynxy, if you think you deserve the same human rights as a player that's higher elo than you, then you're delusional.

[05:45:25] So the only way to combat that delusion, back up. Yeah, just run away,

[05:45:29] is for you to actually not even think that you're a human.

[05:45:32] So we need to make you think you're a cat. You need to start fucking licking your hand and shit.

[05:45:37] shit

[05:45:44] you sure it was a good kitty

[05:45:48] my bad

[05:45:53] like this couldn't do this is so unprofessional

[05:45:57] dude you know what's crazy there's at least one guy jacking it right now

[05:46:01] Shut up

[05:46:08] Okay, so listen what you're gonna do now

[05:46:10] I want you to play for the Krugs and then go to the grubs the purple guys go to the purple guys now

[05:46:16] Why are you gonna go to the purple guys? No, no the purple guys top river top river circle the circle in the top

[05:46:23] Yep, right there exact okay

[05:46:25] Okay

[05:46:27] Jone top! Jone top! Don't walk in there you lose this.

[05:46:30] Yep, you gotta run?

[05:46:34] Okay, go in! I should go in! Go in!

[05:46:36] You're mid-tub! You're mid-tubing! Go past her and kill!

[05:46:39] YES! JXY! KILL HER KIDDLE! YOU CAN KILL HER! That's free!

[05:46:48] OH MY G- NOOOOOO!

[05:46:51] OOOOHH!

[05:46:52] Can I type an alt-chat, Master?

[05:46:54] Yes, yes, you can so walk to the Raptors, and then I want you to type in all chat be hold the power of my stench

[05:47:04] Are you sure master? I think that's how we're gonna go about this

[05:47:13] Wait, why do I say that?

[05:47:15] So you say it because now they think they're losing to a retard and it's

[05:47:20] still some double as part

[05:47:22] yo bro

[05:47:24] yo yo yo yo

[05:47:26] bro

[05:47:28] you need to be like PR trained dude

[05:47:30] jesus christ

[05:47:36] now what you're gonna do

[05:47:38] you're gonna play for the wolves

[05:47:40] and then after the wolves you're gonna go for the gromp

[05:47:42] okay?

[05:47:44] oh wait wait wait wait

[05:47:46] where's

[05:47:48] So look the wolves and then the tongue guy, okay?

[05:47:52] Now Jinxie, let me ask you a question. Where's the eye-in team?

[05:47:56] There isn't an eye-in team. There isn't an eye-in team and that's why your team can go fuck themselves

[05:48:02] I want you to remember that lesson for the rest of your life. Yep. Yes, sir

[05:48:07] Remember the team has no room for me. Think about it like that

[05:48:12] All right, so now look on this dragon. This is a free this is a free opportunity for us

[05:48:20] so cue it remember auto then cue it no you can start it auto then cue okay almost

[05:48:27] so now jinx if you want me to teach you an advanced mastery mechanic yes spam right

[05:48:35] Click and press W and then just right-click instantly.

[05:48:40] So what you did is an auto-cancel.

[05:48:42] It allows you to get double the amount of auto-attacks in for like half a second

[05:48:46] because you make it so that your reset timer doesn't actually happen.

[05:48:50] Think of it like imagine you're like shooting a gun,

[05:48:53] but you can double load two bullets at the same time.

[05:48:56] Wait, so if I just tap with heal and then cancel out of it, I still get the heal anyways.

[05:49:00] Well, you kill for like half a second, but it's that you reset your auto-attack animation.

[05:49:04] So you recall now. So whenever you're on the bottom side of the map, and this is what we're gonna have to get used to recalling, when you're on the bottom side of the map, and you need to make a play topside, it's always better for you to recall, because if you recall, right, and then start building winces.

[05:49:19] Because if you recall, then it allows you to actually get there, like, at the same speed, but you spent your gold. So what happens?

[05:49:27] Um, well, now I just have better equipment, so I'm stronger, right?

[05:49:30] Right exactly you're stronger your harder better faster stronger now. I want you to say no

[05:49:38] No, no, no can't can't kill me. Say it

[05:49:46] I need to hurry up now is I can't wait much longer man. I've been waiting all night now

[05:49:52] Nah, that's how long I've been on ya, no, no.

[05:49:57] All right, there you go.

[05:49:58] Dude, look at that!

[05:50:00] Professional League of Legends player,

[05:50:02] professional R6 player, and professional singer.

[05:50:05] What the fuck can this man do?

[05:50:08] Bro, I like how you snuck in league, bro.

[05:50:11] I'll be there soon.

[05:50:12] I'll be there soon, bro, don't you worry.

[05:50:14] Nope.

[05:50:15] Well listen, the tournament's in one week.

[05:50:17] You have one week to train and choose your team.

[05:50:20] Wait, so what the fuck is the tournament?

[05:50:22] What are you talking about?

[05:50:23] So, it's a best, so what it is, is it's like a 16 or an 18 tier bracket, and it's best

[05:50:29] of one, and if you win you advance, maximum of 3 games until the finals, and you can play

[05:50:35] with anybody, so anybody from any evil for your team.

[05:50:39] Can I play against anybody too?

[05:50:41] Well, yes, but you can't choose your opponents, like you can choose your teammates, and like

[05:50:46] the squad that you run with, but you cannot choose your opponents.

[05:50:49] Can I run into five challenges?

[05:50:52] Depending on if you like choose five challenges for your team

[05:50:55] Yeah, but like let's say you choose one challenger or two and then the rest of like iron like bronze then maybe you'll play against diamonds

[05:51:05] Master I got everything chest art looking for a gang yep

[05:51:08] So now you're gonna be joining but so I want you to go bot bot now. Why are you gonna go bot share?

[05:51:12] I want I want to we have millions on their tower

[05:51:14] Exactly and it's also because you're remember what I'm about to tell you and remember for the rest of your life

[05:51:21] Okay, yep your team is incompetent and they are worthless. They will die without your help

[05:51:27] So sometimes it's better for you to hover them so that when all the hell breaks loose at least big jetties waiting there

[05:51:35] And he's gonna pick up some kills

[05:51:37] Got it

[05:51:38] Should big jettie get on the tower or what?

[05:51:40] Well yeah, you should just be auto-attacking the turret right now.

[05:51:44] But now look, so you see how the rock guys are spawning in 4 seconds?

[05:51:47] Go get them!

[05:51:48] Oh god.

[05:51:49] Okay, just run away, let her die.

[05:51:51] Fuck, my teammate died.

[05:51:53] Yep, exactly.

[05:51:54] So now while you're running, I want you to right-click on your fountain, and then type

[05:51:58] ha ha ha, Mord, you're gonna die.

[05:52:00] Is that- isn't Mord my teammate?

[05:52:02] Yes, but just type it anyways.

[05:52:05] Are you sure?

[05:52:07] Yep.

[05:52:09] Alright, now quick! Press B and type SICK! You're pure insane at this game, cause she got a double kill.

[05:52:26] So this GenC was a theory that was patented 5 years ago. It's called the DSL theory, okay?

[05:52:35] Okay, and it's called the yeah, so it's a dick sucking theory

[05:52:39] So what it is is essentially you just glaze your teammates every time they make a good play and it motivates them to play better

[05:52:48] Wow, bro. I don't like nobody does that

[05:52:52] Wait no go you win this run at him

[05:52:55] Okay, it's too late now

[05:52:58] Alright now go to your up this

[05:53:00] Are you sure?

[05:53:02] Yeah, but listen, so GenC right now your team has two dragons when you get four dragons

[05:53:07] Do you remember what happens? You get like the bullshit?

[05:53:12] Exactly so that's why at this point in the game

[05:53:15] We're gonna be exploring something called win conditions

[05:53:18] So what a win condition is is it's that you can't win the game just by sitting around right?

[05:53:25] So you need something to happen and the only way that you can win a game is one of two ways

[05:53:29] by forcing a fight or by having Baron-empowered minions that end the game.

[05:53:35] So the reason my dragon's soul is so broken, which is getting four dragons,

[05:53:40] is because it allows you to have a win condition that you can play for

[05:53:43] that will always make you stronger than the enemy team, even if your team throws,

[05:53:47] so that you can always win the late game fights. Do you understand?

[05:53:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%, bro.

[05:53:53] Alright, so now fight, fight them, fight them. You can go in, go in, go in, go in!

[05:54:28] bro let's fucking go dude and this is what i'm saying bro like you're already making level 7

[05:54:35] improvement that i swear to god there it is oh my god that's one win already that's one win

[05:54:44] already chap that's one win already okay so jingsy you're gonna have to let's see the damage coach

[05:54:49] that's not bad you out there look at this jing see do you see what I see yeah

[05:55:00] no no you out damaged the enemy juggler yep jungle death bro I did it okay

[05:55:13] don't test did I play again or do you have any other YouTube videos you want

[05:55:16] Okay, so there's one more YouTube video that we're gonna have to watch because the thing is that that one was hype, right?

[05:55:23] Yes, but the problem is that if we get too overconfident with that win, then we're gonna lose so in order to

[05:55:31] Recalibrate we're gonna have to listen to affirmations. Are you ready?

[05:55:37] Yes, I'm ready as I've never been more ready for anything in my fucking life. Okay. I open my screen. Yep

[05:55:43] Open my screen share in it now. What is alright?

[05:55:46] Okay, tell me if you can hear it

[05:55:49] Yeah, yep. Okay. Listen. I'm not sure why you're special

[05:55:53] This is Kola's from no limits fun

[05:55:57] Many yogurt males don't know why they're special

[05:56:01] We have a unique set of tastes that set us apart within the social hierarchy

[05:56:07] In many ways, we are the most interesting and attractive type of man

[05:56:13] Mysterious, intelligent, calcium rich, independent, sexual, and predatory.

[05:56:22] Listen to these affirmations, to discover your strengths, understand your mysterious diet, and dominate Greek people.

[05:56:33] Let's begin.

[05:56:36] Dots has paws.

[05:56:37] I am a lone wolf.

[05:56:39] What the fuck is a yogurt barrel?

[05:56:42] by the end of this video you're gonna find out now are you ready to listen

[05:56:48] yes all right let's listen let's begin

[05:56:54] I'm a lone wolf I decide which flavors of yogurt are objectively passed it's

[05:57:03] It's Key Lime and Peach.

[05:57:05] It's Key Lime and Peach.

[05:57:07] I eat nothing, but yogurt.

[05:57:09] Bro pause, we have to stop laughing.

[05:57:11] I cannot focus on this.

[05:57:15] Bro, you have to let me focus, please.

[05:57:17] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[05:57:19] Okay, okay, my bad.

[05:57:21] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[05:57:23] Okay, are you ready?

[05:57:25] Yes, go.

[05:57:27] It's Key Lime and Peach.

[05:57:29] It's Key Lime and Peach.

[05:57:31] I eat nothing but yogurt.

[05:57:34] I eat nothing.

[05:57:35] Greek, Australian, French, all yogurt is simply mine for the taking.

[05:57:44] All yogurt is a part of the taking.

[05:57:48] I have no friends, and that gives me strength, but more time for yogurt.

[05:57:55] More time for yogurt.

[05:58:00] The friends I once had were intimidated by my power

[05:58:04] and couldn't handle the idea of me stealing all the yogurt from their fridge.

[05:58:14] Women find me irresistible.

[05:58:18] Their moins ache for my precious man yogurt.

[05:58:22] What?

[05:58:23] But they always end up leaving.

[05:58:25] Oh.

[05:58:26] They will never understand that they are far less important than my yogurt consumption.

[05:58:31] Wait, so I think I get it, bro. Pause this.

[05:58:34] Yogurt can apply to whatever your goal is.

[05:58:38] Jynxie, yogurt is to make a budget.

[05:58:42] Yeah!

[05:58:44] Bro, oh my god, I fucking get it.

[05:58:48] Keep this shit going, bro.

[05:58:49] Alright, there's still five minutes left. Are you sure you're willing to handle it?

[05:58:53] I think me and you should repeat after him, yes.

[05:58:56] Okay, are you ready?

[05:58:58] Yes.

[05:59:01] Men, on the other hand.

[05:59:03] Men on the other hand.

[05:59:04] Are filled with jealousy.

[05:59:07] They're inferior grain brain diets.

[05:59:09] They're inferior grain brain diets,

[05:59:13] the track bottom fears.

[05:59:14] Pathetic alphas and sigmas

[05:59:17] could never fully commit to the yogurt cuisine.

[05:59:22] Wow.

[05:59:23] all yogurt on earth belongs to our kind it is our birthright

[05:59:34] paying for my birthright it's unimaginable

[05:59:40] I am banned from every grocery store within a hundred miles of my house the

[05:59:49] beta store managers simply cannot comprehend that their yogurt is actually mine.

[05:59:57] I have stolen literally millions of dollars worth of yogurt from supermarket chains

[06:00:03] and my powerful exploits have forced three local dairy farms into chapter 11 bankruptcy.

[06:00:09] Oh my god. Oh my god.

[06:00:11] I get it. I get it, bro.

[06:00:17] But, Jamesy, the thing is, I know you get it.

[06:00:22] But the question is, does everybody else type 1 if you get it 2?

[06:00:29] Understand what it means to be a yogurt male.

[06:00:33] Jamesy, do you think they understand? Yes or no?

[06:00:38] What's understood doesn't need to be explained.

[06:00:45] Why so words have never been spoken?

[06:00:48] Are you ready to continue?

[06:00:50] Chad, if you understand, you understand.

[06:00:53] If you don't, we're not going to explain it to you, dude.

[06:00:56] We already have one win.

[06:00:58] All I need is one more win, bro.

[06:01:00] All right.

[06:01:02] Wait, Jameson, there's still four minutes left.

[06:01:05] In the video?

[06:01:06] Here, wait, keep playing it while I queue.

[06:01:08] Okay, alright, let's do it.

[06:01:38] 50 yards in a row.

[06:01:39] Yes.

[06:01:40] And if I were ever to touch one of them, they would instantly shit their pants and die.

[06:01:48] Yes.

[06:01:49] Okay.

[06:01:50] Yes.

[06:01:51] My bone cells have been studied extensively by top universities.

[06:01:57] Yes.

[06:01:58] And calcium from yogurt has made my skeleton 83 times harder than diamonds.

[06:02:04] I am involved in physical and emotional damage.

[06:02:18] My yogurt obsession is hard for inferior beings to abide by.

[06:02:26] I am not allowed within the fate of an elementary school.

[06:02:32] I have been caught offering children candy in exchange for their go-get.

[06:02:36] Oh my god.

[06:02:37] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[06:02:38] Hey, cut it.

[06:02:39] Cut, cut.

[06:02:40] What the fuck?

[06:02:41] Dude, it's a part of his yogurt acquisition grind.

[06:02:49] Wait, my teammate asked me for a trade.

[06:02:52] Should I, uh, like, acknowledge the disrespect that he assured me?

[06:02:55] Should I acknowledge the pain that he's got?

[06:02:58] Let's see.

[06:02:59] Hold on.

[06:03:00] He asked me for a trade.

[06:03:01] He said, wait, who asked for the trade?

[06:03:05] The guy in front of me.

[06:03:08] Say, why would you ever doubt a god?

[06:03:25] Now type in chat, say, my superiority

[06:03:29] will lead us to victory.

[06:03:39] Done.

[06:03:40] Inferior subhumans will not stand in my way.

[06:03:48] I might end up in a psych ward there, are you sure?

[06:03:50] I

[06:03:59] Jingsy guess what bro what what?

[06:04:02] You're fucking bronze baby. Are you ready to win last game of league was the bet?

[06:04:07] Oh my god, I'm misfortune could actually take a dump on my chest

[06:04:11] Wow. Holy shit.

[06:04:14] Would you actually, like, drink her piss if she was in front of you or no?

[06:04:20] That might be a stretch, but like, if misfortune was farting in my general vicinity, would I move my nose? Probably not.

[06:04:30] And that's all period.

[06:04:33] That's on God. Alright, now remember, you're gonna have to get the blue smite, perfect.

[06:04:40] Alright, so now Jynxy...

[06:04:43] If I lose this game, I'm going to drive into a lake in GTX.

[06:04:48] Okay, Jynxy, listen, I wanted to walk to the red buff. Are you listening to me?

[06:04:52] Always. Yes, master.

[06:04:54] We're going to try doing something this game to make you more autonomous.

[06:04:58] And the reason why I want to make you autonomous is because I want you to actually be able one day

[06:05:04] to be able to dominate people even without my guidance.

[06:05:08] So how we're gonna do this is you're gonna do a practice thing. What?

[06:05:13] Yep, coach. What does a autonomous mean?

[06:05:16] Autonomous means like on your own

[06:05:20] So what you're gonna do is I want you to tell me everything you're doing as you're doing it if you press Q

[06:05:26] I wanted to say I'm pressing Q on the red. I'm cutting the red

[06:05:29] I'm looking on my mini-map like I wanted to say everything you're doing it while it's happening

[06:05:35] Can you do that for me? Yes, that's right. I'm kiting the red buff to my next camp, but I'm also waiting till it reaches 600, so I can smite it efficiently. I have maximum utility.

[06:05:44] I want to make sure that I keep it within the full zone, that way I don't kite it towards our 20 backwards. I'm going to farm these, I'm going to go to the control EU, that way I can save on this.

[06:05:53] I'm going to spam my Q and spam my A because I'm going to spam my Q and my E as soon as I come up. I'm going to first kite them towards the cover camp that I'm going to head to next.

[06:06:01] And I do wait for the little friends to pop out.

[06:06:03] Yeah.

[06:06:03] So, Jamesy, don't over-explain.

[06:06:06] Just say it as you're doing it.

[06:06:08] Because the more you over-explain, the more you leave room for yourself to not actually

[06:06:13] do input commands when you're supposed to.

[06:06:16] If you only say the bare minimum, like, I'm pressing Q, I'm pressing E, I'm cutting up,

[06:06:20] I'm looking at my map, then it's going to train you to be able to actually do more things

[06:06:25] at once.

[06:06:26] So try it.

[06:06:27] I'm tapping on the most advanced mode on the map.

[06:06:30] I'm guiding, I'm guiding, I'm making sure that I'm toggled on the phone.

[06:06:34] I'm guiding, I'm making sure.

[06:06:36] Make sure to TMS.

[06:06:38] Okay, so, GenC, GenC, control Q, in the future two points Q.

[06:06:43] But what I'm not hearing is I'm not hearing anything about the minimap.

[06:06:47] So how about now while you're doing it, try incorporating multiple things.

[06:06:51] Talk about what you're doing with your keys, pressing Q, pressing E, all that,

[06:06:55] while also talking about what you're looking at on the minimap. Try it.

[06:06:59] So I'm farming this camp, I'm heading to my Luba. I'm checking the main, I'm checking bottom lane. Bottom lane looks good if I play there. Mid lane is gonna play there either.

[06:07:08] Yep, no plays anywhere so I'm just gonna keep farming QA. I'm almost done with my camp so maybe after this I can look for a little game, maybe a little bot lane play.

[06:07:16] But I think what I'm gonna ultimately end up doing is I'm probably gonna go to the Scuttle Caps and farm off him.

[06:07:20] Okay, that's good. So Jynxie, don't forget, go for the Grom before the Scuttle Caps, Grom before the Scuttle Caps always.

[06:07:28] But also don't forget if you want to look for a gank you need to drone to be able to know what's actually going on

[06:07:36] Yes, yes, that's right. All right, so let's go. Let's see it

[06:07:40] Yes, talk to me talk to me talk to no place

[06:07:43] Well talk to me. What are you still doing like you're not supposed to stop talking like we need to know what's going on in the brain of

[06:07:49] Jinny right now. Yeah, I need to get this and get scottokrab match

[06:07:53] Okay

[06:07:54] so now

[06:07:56] Talked to me like what do you see on the map? What do you see going on?

[06:08:02] I just see you know, just no play bro. What do you want me to say coach? I don't see a gank. I'm just farming

[06:08:09] Fuck a farmer, but that's fine. That's fine farming is fine

[06:08:14] So now recall so if there's no play GenC you need to be okay in the future

[06:08:19] We're just saying I'm gonna look for a recall

[06:08:21] But now I while you're recalling you're not doing nothing

[06:08:24] So I want you to recall press B. Okay, and now drone boss. So while you're recalling in the future

[06:08:34] Yeah, I don't know either. Okay, so in the future what you're supposed to do is you're supposed to sit there and say, yo

[06:08:41] I'm recalling and while I'm recalling I'm looking at my map. A bot is pushing bot is fighting. This is happening

[06:08:47] I'm looking mid and okay. You can just walk back to base here. You're already too close

[06:08:51] It's okay, Jinxie, listen, listen, I don't want you to get mad because everything leading

[06:08:58] up to this point has been amazing so far.

[06:09:01] So even if you're getting overwhelmed now, just think about how amazing the first three

[06:09:06] minutes of the game was, right?

[06:09:08] Like why are you getting mad, bro?

[06:09:10] The first three minutes was the best three minutes I've ever heard.

[06:09:14] You were talking about your thought process and we said some challenger players don't

[06:09:17] even do.

[06:09:18] Thank you, bro. That's it. Thank you, my friend.

[06:09:21] Okay, so now do it again. Let's hear it. I want to hear you talk through what you're doing and what you're seeing on the map. Go!

[06:09:27] We start kiting towards our next camp. We're gonna make sure we're always looking for a key to get up and down with me.

[06:09:33] And we're gonna start heading to our next camp right when these guys are done.

[06:09:36] When these guys are down, now we're gonna drone mid, no-play mid, drone top, maybe a little... maybe a top play, I don't know.

[06:09:44] No, no top plate because the thing is you have both side cams up so for now before you actually understand like

[06:09:53] So now keep talking let's go only look for planes when I have no camps for the most part unless somebody

[06:10:04] All right, John mid mid's good drone bot Draven's have health we're gonna clear up these camps here, and then we're gonna look

[06:10:12] I think

[06:10:14] Okay, but listen listen there's something you have to understand too if Draven is low health

[06:10:22] Then it means that if you go for a fight on an objective like dragon your team has an advantage

[06:10:28] So even if a kill is not possible you can use the fact that there's an advantage

[06:10:35] For objective, so he's died on the dragon. I

[06:10:38] Know he got the dragon so the dragon's gone that place fuck

[06:10:44] I would go bot. I would just have to go bot here. So now walk bot. Okay. So there we

[06:11:01] got two kills. Uh, John. Okay. Well, they killed everyone. Nice. So now you can recall.

[06:11:08] I put a ward down to that coach. Yep. Wait. And you know what's fucking crazy? I never

[06:11:13] We've been told you what words were and you just knew that word by yourself

[06:11:19] What are words like my brother told me like this is for feel somebody

[06:11:23] So what words do you know when you're walking around you get to see around you? Yeah?

[06:11:30] So think of a word like you're placing a unit in a place where now everyone that walks by will be spotted by that unit

[06:11:38] got it got it got it so it's kind of like imagine in rainbow six you have like

[06:11:44] your drone but imagine your drone always gives you information on the mini map

[06:11:48] for as long as it's alive got it all right so now what you're gonna do is

[06:11:54] you're gonna look for the Krugs and then afterwards rest of the folk there

[06:12:08] Okay, this is good.

[06:12:14] So now go for the Raptors.

[06:12:16] So now Warwick shows mid, alright?

[06:12:20] So nothing happens, you play for your Raptors.

[06:12:23] In life, Jinxie, do you know what nothing ever happens means?

[06:12:28] Um, no.

[06:12:29] It means that in life you're going to sit there, you're going to read the news, you're

[06:12:34] going to say this is happening, that's happening, but in life, Jinxie, you need to remember

[06:12:38] that nothing ever happens so because nothing ever happens sometimes it's better to just wait until

[06:12:45] you see someone fully commits and just farm instead of always immediately responding to what you think

[06:12:52] they're gonna do do you understand yes all right perfect yes yes okay this is good so now bot looks

[06:13:04] pretty low. I want you to play for the rest of your bot side, and tell me what you think

[06:13:09] you might be able to do, Cher.

[06:13:11] Um, probably go up and help my incompetent fucking teammates, so they won't fucking die

[06:13:15] with my DPS and fucking fall down. I'm right there in this crowd.

[06:13:18] Yes, but you also need to use them. So if your bot lane is getting a lead by making the

[06:13:25] enemy team low, do you want your ADC to get the kill, or do you want the kill?

[06:13:30] I want to steal his kill because he's probably going to use Cher.

[06:13:33] Exactly! And that's why you always have to make sure that you're trying to find ways to take what your teammates are getting for themselves, and then you just repurpose it.

[06:13:43] Got it. I love you that right now, coach.

[06:13:46] Alright, so now Walkshade bought this is good. So now you're gonna sit in the bush. Sit in the bush. Alright, this is good.

[06:13:53] And now Drone. Let's see what's going on here. So now Drone.

[06:13:58] wait you're gonna wait a second wait now walk up now walk up yeah so now press

[06:14:06] sorry I want you to go in the sauna all right

[06:14:15] that's fine honestly it's okay so now shove in the wave okay and then you

[06:14:21] could maybe look for a dive but warwick could be chair so I'm gonna want you to

[06:14:25] recall now do you know why I'm telling you to recall here okay but what are some

[06:14:36] other reasons I want you to think now because my camps aren't up yet so I

[06:14:41] can buy something get powerful and then rotate back to my tent also these could

[06:14:45] be in my jungle too right yeah but for now we're gonna assume that since we're

[06:14:50] an iron it's not gonna happen so you see more bots to walk to your crugs

[06:14:54] remember that you always want to clear from the furthest downwards so if your

[06:15:00] crugs are the furthest that's fun that should be where you walk to first and

[06:15:03] foremost you understand yes master yes all right good like GenC how are you

[06:15:09] feeling now when you feel like a well oiled machine dude I'm telling you it's

[06:15:17] like you're literally doused in shitty oil right now like you're sitting there

[06:15:20] and you're lubricated and ready for action yep yes yep 100% all right so now play for the

[06:15:30] wrappers and then after the wrappers i want you to look towards the wolves so warwick is on the

[06:15:36] dragon right now finish the wrappers it's one more auto attack okay good walk to the dragon now

[06:15:43] because maybe you can actually steal it from him okay so you're gonna walk straight there

[06:15:48] But I'm a smite you don't need smite you're gonna fucking kill him so now go and

[06:15:54] Fight him to the death

[06:15:57] Okay, no, no, you're hitting the giant

[06:16:00] Okay, this is good though. This is good now go for the vagar you got this go in go in go in

[06:16:09] Okay, okay

[06:16:11] jimsy nice okay why am I gonna tell you that that was a fucking amazing play

[06:16:17] tell me why because we just got killed but that's not the reason why there's a

[06:16:23] specific thing that you just did there and I wanted to tell me what it was that

[06:16:27] makes me proud of you I dashed exactly you saw your teammate was gonna get a

[06:16:33] kill and you said not on my watch didn't you I'm getting greedy that's long

[06:16:39] I can't let go, see I'm going for the super bow.

[06:16:42] See that?

[06:16:43] Well, okay, so normally Greed is good when you take away from your teammates, but it can

[06:16:49] be bad when you're looking for the enemy.

[06:16:51] Because imagine the red buff was up and you go for it, and then the warwick gets there.

[06:16:56] What happens?

[06:16:57] Um, then I respect the warwick.

[06:16:59] Exactly.

[06:17:00] So that's why you have to think of deaths in League of Legends like timers, where the

[06:17:06] game isn't played on kills.

[06:17:09] played on what you get with the kills. So if you kill someone and you can get dragon,

[06:17:14] then the kill was for dragon, dragon was the timer. Now there for example you got the two

[06:17:18] kills, but by the time Vhagar was dead, Warwick was already almost respawned. So for you,

[06:17:25] going for more is overplaying your timer. Do you understand? Yes, yes sir, yes sir,

[06:17:30] 100%. And that is the basis of what is known as tempo. So that's why when you're playing

[06:17:37] week it's about establishing tempo and it is about being able to out tempo the enemy team okay.

[06:17:44] So now I want you to walk up this mortar car so now I want you to fucking kill him

[06:17:47] all right. I want you to press R and I want you to kill him. I don't care if he's double

[06:17:51] two. Oh wait a second. Okay you gotta run now. That's actually decent. We take those. But now

[06:17:58] you can walk in you can walk in. Your Rora is coming in. We want to use our Aurora and get

[06:18:04] kills with her keep going chase chase chase chase go for him go for him so now spam f and q on him

[06:18:14] f and q f q f q all right now q yes there we go now press w press w and sit in w press w and

[06:18:24] sit in w and then q on the vanguard all right wait you on the crab you on the crab all right and then

[06:18:31] now it does yes so that's why I know you can folk here so play for red down

[06:18:45] so smite okay so listen the thing about smite it said you can only you sit

[06:19:01] to smite people when it's either red or blue okay when it starts the game smite is yellow

[06:19:08] when you see that it turns red and then later it turns blue from the time it's red you can

[06:19:13] actually smite champions okay yep bro that's so sick i did not know that bro we just gotta

[06:19:21] smite i'm 2 and 0 doctors i'm 2 and 0 dude actually go 2 and 0 today that's insane

[06:19:27] No, but how do I like does it not feel so much better now that you feel like you're in control

[06:19:33] Like it doesn't feel like the game is passing by around you anymore. Does it?

[06:19:36] Yeah, I just dude it only took a week, but I actually feel like I can like hold my own and iron

[06:19:42] And I'm telling you like Jin see it's not even a joke when I say this it for the next week in

[06:19:48] Preparation for the tournament you played for six hours a day. I'm not even kidding. You would be silver

[06:19:55] I I put that on everything you will literally be sober in your first week of playing League of Legends

[06:20:00] Say what la I swear to God will I he but you would have to put in like six hours a day

[06:20:06] It would have to be that you're sitting on your grinding and you're like learning from your mistakes

[06:20:11] And you're getting better because now the thing is you have a lot of good understanding

[06:20:15] But mechanically you just still need work on your clicks and that's something that only a lot of games will teach you

[06:20:23] Got it. Yes, coach. Yeah, I played two hours off stream two hours on stream like every day

[06:20:28] All right, that's good. That's a good start. So now Jinxie you're in the mid game

[06:20:33] This is where a lot of people get lost. Can I explain you a concept? Yes, of course

[06:20:39] Okay, so in the mid game the way that you will always play in order to win is you play for objectives, okay?

[06:20:47] Here, Dragon is spawning in 10 seconds, so I want you to ping your team on the Dragon.

[06:20:54] Alright? There you go, good. Now go to it and start it.

[06:20:58] So the thing is that a lot of people, the reason why they get lost is because they decide to actually just run around and look for kills without having an idea on what's going on.

[06:21:10] But if you played for dragons or reptiles or stuff like that and you look for ways to set up the objectives by getting kills in the side lane, then that's what you actually need to do to dominate the mid game and then win the late game.

[06:21:24] Do you kind of understand?

[06:21:25] Yes, sir.

[06:21:26] Got it.

[06:21:28] Yep.

[06:21:29] So now you're going to sit there and you're going to walk towards mid.

[06:21:33] Alright?

[06:21:34] Now, nothing's happening here, walk bot.

[06:21:36] So the reason why you're going to go bot instead of mid right now is because bot doesn't have a turret and your chug out is walking up.

[06:21:43] So it means that if you were to run at the enemy bot right now, you could actually kill them both.

[06:21:48] So I want you to drone bot because we don't want to go in bot.

[06:21:51] Alright, now it's going.

[06:21:52] Alright, and Q on the Javen. Flash Q on the Javen.

[06:21:55] DQ, DQ, DQ.

[06:21:57] Alright, good. This is good. This is good.

[06:22:00] Now smite, press up on her and then Q and E.

[06:22:03] FQ, E.

[06:22:04] AHHHHHHH!!!

[06:22:06] AHHHHHHH!!!!!

[06:22:08] THAT'S MY COACH!

[06:22:10] I'm 4-0

[06:22:12] Dante, I've never been 4-0

[06:22:14] WASTED!

[06:22:16] OH MY GOD!!

[06:22:18] I'm gonna break this guy too!

[06:22:20] Alright, so now I'll keep hitting him

[06:22:22] Press W and hold W

[06:22:24] Press W

[06:22:26] You need Miss Fortune to help you

[06:22:28] But she's a cock sucker

[06:22:30] She didn't actually do anything

[06:22:32] Okay, so now press escape, press escape, I'm gonna teach you professional League of Legends

[06:22:39] about playing.

[06:22:41] Press escape, press escape Jynxxy, it's the top left on the keyboard.

[06:22:44] So what you're gonna do is you're just gonna type a question mark.

[06:22:48] This is gonna be your bread and butter.

[06:22:51] The problem is that if you call her absolutely fucking terrible, you can actually get banned.

[06:22:56] So the best way to play in League is to just spam question marks on your enemy team.

[06:23:01] So now you're going to press Tab, hold it, press Escape because you have your chat box

[06:23:07] open.

[06:23:10] So right click on your Red Buff, on your Red Buff first.

[06:23:14] So now you're going to press Tab and hold Tab.

[06:23:18] So press Escape.

[06:23:19] Tab.

[06:23:20] No, that's the entry.

[06:23:22] So Tab.

[06:23:23] Okay.

[06:23:24] And now you're going to click on this Fortune character.

[06:23:27] Yep, just click it like five times.

[06:23:29] Yep, click it five times.

[06:23:31] And then type a question mark

[06:23:39] Right ship there you go perfect

[06:23:42] So now Jinxie that is gonna be how you fling from now on because that is a low risk

[06:23:49] High reward play because they're gonna get mad, but you cannot get banned for it. Do you understand?

[06:23:55] Sorry Jinx way to apologize. What a goat

[06:23:57] there you go see all right so now go to the Raptors you do not want to fight

[06:24:04] that big death knife because that's Mordekaiser he's the guy that takes you

[06:24:09] to his like his ditty dungeon and he does whatever he wants with you oh yeah

[06:24:13] our top laner's shit wow oh really so this is a point in the game jing see where

[06:24:19] you can also use tab to determine who you want to play off of so press tab and

[06:24:24] Tell me who on your team is strong.

[06:24:26] Uh, Miss Fortune and who else?

[06:24:28] You have no violence.

[06:24:29] Um, Arora, Arora, Miss Fortune and Arora.

[06:24:32] Exactly.

[06:24:33] So what you're gonna do is you're gonna wanna have it mentally in the back of your head

[06:24:38] that if you're gonna go for plays, you're gonna wanna incorporate those two.

[06:24:44] Miss Fortune and Arora.

[06:24:45] Yes, sir.

[06:24:46] Yeah.

[06:24:47] Think of it like imagine you're going to Mexico and you need to get defended by cartel

[06:24:51] members.

[06:24:52] You want the strongest cartel members possible, right?

[06:24:56] Yep.

[06:24:57] Exactly.

[06:24:58] So that's how you need to view every game of League.

[06:25:01] They're your escorts.

[06:25:02] You're misfortune and you're aurora when you go for a place.

[06:25:05] The river is like a war zone.

[06:25:07] They'll lean to our war zone.

[06:25:09] And you want to make sure that if you're going around, it's with a Kevlar body suit

[06:25:13] and five humbees at your back.

[06:25:15] Am I right?

[06:25:16] Yes, 100% bro.

[06:25:17] There we fucking go.

[06:25:19] So now you're going to walk straight bot and I want your drone bot.

[06:25:22] So Jyncey, drone bot, we need to see what's happening. Are they low?

[06:25:26] They're low.

[06:25:26] So I want you to smite this and then just go straight bot and dive them.

[06:25:30] Okay?

[06:25:31] So now wait for it, I press R and then Q on the Jaden.

[06:25:35] Alright, this is fine.

[06:25:37] This is good, this is good, you can keep going.

[06:25:41] Yep.

[06:25:42] So Q on the Sona, Q on the Sona.

[06:25:43] Q?

[06:25:44] There you go!

[06:25:46] Alright, so now if you Q on a minion, okay.

[06:25:49] So do you remember when I said master you can dodge stuff with this Q?

[06:25:52] yeah so that when the turret shot is oh watch it dodge exactly bro don't

[06:25:59] press 5 and 1 I know so press B dude I've never did this good ever I'm five

[06:26:07] and one wow and and do you want to know what the

[06:26:10] craziest thing about it is what it's the fact that I didn't even help you at

[06:26:16] all this game you were the one calling the shots

[06:26:19] And you were the one making the decisions by the third one

[06:26:26] So that's why I'm I'm telling you dude, it's like you understand core concepts

[06:26:32] So it's just about getting a drill into your brain

[06:26:34] So I'm telling you six hours a day and by the time that tournament day rolls around you're gonna destroy everybody

[06:26:49] Like listen, I want you to stay right now, say Big Daddy calls the shots.

[06:26:56] Alright, now play for the gromp.

[06:27:03] And now so they know that you're talking by yourself, you need to type I'm Big Daddy

[06:27:08] while you walk to the Warwick on the minimap because there's a fight going on.

[06:27:11] Alright, yep that's good.

[06:27:13] So now press center and go with your team for the fight.

[06:27:16] Okay, no, you're farming rolls.

[06:27:18] Jhinxie we need you on the fight, Jhinxie we need you on the fight right now.

[06:27:22] Jhinxie, okay? This is good.

[06:27:28] So now drone bot, because you don't want to walk in blind.

[06:27:31] So drone bot, let's see the Sona.

[06:27:33] Okay, walk to the rocks.

[06:27:35] So if you would have gotten there earlier, you could have gotten a quadra kill.

[06:27:40] listen don't be sorry to me bro you could be the one that's not in the

[06:27:46] mark right now okay wait so now walk up walk up walk up go on the sonar I want

[06:27:54] you to press R press R and now run that hurt and you're gonna queue you're gonna

[06:28:00] queue oh god okay that's fine so press E and it's fight I press that press up and

[06:28:05] You can just follow it. Good.

[06:28:07] Get back!

[06:28:08] Run back! It's a double kill, Jinxie! It's a double kill, but focus up!

[06:28:11] So the big death knight, Q on him.

[06:28:13] Press E, press E.

[06:28:15] Okay, you're gonna have to back up now. You're gonna have to back up.

[06:28:17] So now press the end run away. Good.

[06:28:25] Okay. So now, Jinxie, based off what I taught you so far this game,

[06:28:30] when you look at your mini map, what do you think the right move is to make?

[06:28:36] So press B and then tell me

[06:28:41] What do I think the right move is yep

[06:28:44] Probably to support bot

[06:28:46] No, no, no, no, so how did I say you should always play the mid to late game win condition?

[06:28:52] Yeah, and what is your win condition right now?

[06:28:57] Well what you should do is your first thing is objectives right so what objective is up

[06:29:05] Baron exactly so what you're gonna want. Yeah, so what you're gonna want to try to do is play for your

[06:29:12] You can't do it alone, but you're gonna wait for your team to get in position

[06:29:16] So why don't you start spam ping the Baron and hope that they listen?

[06:29:21] So go to your go up to the Baron and you can clear the scuttle crab

[06:29:30] Okay, so now type in chat Baron so they understand what's going on

[06:29:35] exactly okay go for that blue buff take it so you see how warwick sell us 10

[06:29:42] seconds left it's a blue buff yeah whatever just go around them I'm gonna

[06:29:50] hit the board though so they can see you oh okay so I just keep hitting it also

[06:29:55] don't forget to tap W and just like spam right quick as well when it's up

[06:30:00] Okay, this could maybe be really bad, but just stay on it stay on it

[06:30:09] Fuck it. Jinxie press our press arms are going crazy. Press on me press on me. Oh god. Smite it

[06:30:15] Smite all fucking on you. You need to spite it

[06:30:20] We got it. Yes, you got it. It's fine. It's bad. It's bad

[06:30:26] Okay, I was that good or bad

[06:30:28] That is solid because your team got the Baron. If they would have got it, it would have been fucked as well.

[06:30:35] Yep. I got this.

[06:30:37] Well, I'm 6-2, let's FUCKING GO!

[06:30:40] Dude, how does it feel though? I want you to talk to me!

[06:30:44] I have a boner, what do you want me to say, bro? I have a fucking erection in my pants.

[06:30:48] Bro, 2-0 on League? I didn't know that was possible, bro.

[06:30:52] 2-1 fucking 0. Remember when I was 0-8?

[06:30:55] I remembered you?

[06:30:57] Yes bro, that was a fucking week ago dude. Two in Oton, I don't think shit.

[06:31:01] Now, and we're Baron buffs, so should we just push mid or...?

[06:31:05] Exactly. So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for your red buff.

[06:31:08] So as a jungler, you always want the red buff.

[06:31:12] And I need you to be willing to even lose a game for the red buff.

[06:31:16] And the reason why is because when you get it, it slows people that you auto attack.

[06:31:24] What?

[06:31:25] Okay, go to the dragon.

[06:31:27] Do you know why you're going to the dragon?

[06:31:30] Because...

[06:31:31] No, no, no, I don't.

[06:31:33] It's up in 20 seconds, and what is the game played on, my game?

[06:31:36] Wind conditions, wind conditions.

[06:31:38] Objectives, right?

[06:31:40] Yes.

[06:31:41] Exactly. So that's why here, you're gonna play for the dragon, and then you're gonna recall.

[06:31:51] Yes, ma'am.

[06:31:52] Alright, do it.

[06:31:53] Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am.

[06:31:55] bro listen this game you're the fucking master bro you're the fucking master mastery right now

[06:32:01] the master mastery master class now i wanted to kill the yep go mid go mid go mid go mid

[06:32:07] because look at how the enemy is all alone you have you have easy pickings two there's one guy

[06:32:13] mid and there's one guy bot so you can literally just run mid right now and kill the draven i

[06:32:17] I want you to press R and Q on him.

[06:32:19] Right Q A.

[06:32:23] Press E, make sure you're E'ing and then auto-ing.

[06:32:25] Nice!

[06:32:26] Now go top, top!

[06:32:27] Run straight top right now!

[06:32:28] Straight top right now!

[06:32:31] Okay?

[06:32:32] Alright?

[06:32:33] So now Q on the Sona, the Sona.

[06:32:34] Alright, that's fine.

[06:32:36] Okay.

[06:32:37] You have misfortunes here, you can fight this.

[06:32:38] I want you to wrap around.

[06:32:40] This is good, you're flanking.

[06:32:41] Go in, go in!

[06:32:42] Go top, go top!

[06:32:42] No, this is fine.

[06:32:43] And now you're gonna go on the Sona.

[06:32:45] You're gonna Q on the Sona.

[06:32:47] Go!

[06:32:50] Alright, press W. Press W.

[06:32:53] Fine, because you got the kill on them.

[06:32:54] Yep.

[06:32:55] Exactly, there you fucking go.

[06:32:56] There you go.

[06:32:57] There we fucking go.

[06:32:58] Oh.

[06:32:58] Wait, uh...

[06:33:03] What did I do wrong there? I died so fast.

[06:33:06] So, there the problem was, and you needed to get on the Sona earlier, right?

[06:33:11] Because like, kinda stalled a little bit.

[06:33:13] And then the issue is that you didn't use your W when you couldn't catch up to the Sonas.

[06:33:18] So the Mordekaiser was hitting you so you know how you heal and you reduce damage?

[06:33:23] Yes, yes, yes.

[06:33:25] Exactly. So that's why you want to reduce damage when you can't deal damage.

[06:33:29] So now press P and buy your items.

[06:33:35] That's dance?

[06:33:36] No, next you're going to get Whitsand.

[06:33:39] Press Undo. Press Undo.

[06:33:41] I will not be spared so easily

[06:33:43] Uh, yep, and then right click, what's on it, and then, uh, drone top

[06:33:50] Okay, this Mordekaiser is gonna be a problem though

[06:33:58] Jesus

[06:34:00] Watcha be there

[06:34:01] Uh, so right now you should just go mid, see if you can get a kill on the day guard

[06:34:08] But now he backs up, so you wanna walk towards top

[06:34:11] more top okay you need to avoid this guy I'll cross so one this on the phone

[06:34:17] this one press R e R e

[06:34:22] back up back up I don't think you do this back up back up go to the Mordekaiser

[06:34:27] go with your team

[06:34:30] oh press press W you're dead no matter what though

[06:34:34] bro that guy's so powerful he's level 19 just is crazy that guy's like fucking up

[06:34:39] I'm gonna be honest it might actually be a lot wait, maybe not maybe not maybe not

[06:34:49] Yeah, see there's only one way that you can win. Are you ready? Yes? Yes? Yes?

[06:34:54] So there's nothing more that I can do there's only one man that can win you this game. Do you know who it is?

[06:35:01] Nicholas Stewart

[06:35:03] No, I'll send you who hold on

[06:35:06] open discord and click the link and I want you to play while this plays in the background

[06:35:15] there's no point standing around so now we'll be shot by the folders

[06:35:19] open your league when I open league the sound went off wait is it so off your

[06:35:28] horse is on the double okay there you go good

[06:36:01] You're gonna have to okay would you say?

[06:36:31] They are alive!

[06:36:33] Ten men research as an example to us all!

[06:36:36] The courageous fall!

[06:36:38] Chase them, chase them!

[06:36:40] Their lives have meaning because we, the living, refuse to forget them!

[06:36:44] We're dead!

[06:36:46] We're dead!

[06:36:48] We're dead!

[06:36:50] Because my soldiers do that fucking thing with the cruelty of this world!

[06:36:55] Okay, sir, a few months ago, the source is right here.

[06:36:58] I think that's something that's gonna stay hungry.

[06:37:00] Just like this.

[06:37:01] Oh god, they're dead.

[06:37:02] Okay.

[06:37:14] Where are they at?

[06:37:15] Where's my team?

[06:37:17] Look at the coaches, Vince!

[06:37:19] Where's my team?

[06:37:26] This is crazy.

[06:37:27] What matters is that they'll always fucking send them up.

[06:37:31] Now try to run to the dragon so you can get there and try.

[06:37:34] I should have minded you so I'd bust them to fall.

[06:37:42] AHHHHHHH!!!

[06:37:44] WHAT'S HAPPENING TO IT?!

[06:37:45] THIS IS LEAD!!

[06:37:49] THIS IS FUCKING LEAD OF LEGENDS BABY!!

[06:37:53] YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[06:37:55] All right, Jaycee, back up a little bit. Back up, back up, back up, back up. Even off like this right now.

[06:38:11] This is why we leaked.

[06:38:16] Oh, I'm scared. It's okay. You're gonna be fine.

[06:38:20] Press the R and Q on the Javen. You got this. He's out of position.

[06:38:23] Okay wait, wait until you see him on vision and if you see him you alt okay? No.

[06:38:29] I got shot so I was playing right now.

[06:38:31] What the fuck is this, Jynxsy?

[06:38:33] What's the matter?

[06:38:34] What the fuck is playing?

[06:38:36] I can't switch it.

[06:38:38] Turn it off! We need to get excited!

[06:38:53] I

[06:39:08] Okay

[06:39:14] Hold on open open the open they got I'll get you a good song. I'll get your good song. Let me ask you a question

[06:39:19] Are you willing to do whatever it takes?

[06:39:22] Yes, I'm willing to do whatever it takes to win this game, coach.

[06:39:25] Coach, I do whatever it takes to win this game.

[06:39:27] Okay, then play this song. Go.

[06:39:32] Let's go, Janksy.

[06:39:35] The fate of the world rests on your shoulders.

[06:39:39] I'm faking it.

[06:39:43] Okay, you're gonna have to go for the baron now.

[06:39:49] Yeah, that's right. Now would you shut the hell up?

[06:40:02] Are you feeling the fucking energy?

[06:40:10] Yes!

[06:40:13] Yes! Let's fucking go!

[06:40:15] Oh, JC, you need to fucking kill these fucks!

[06:40:21] Now you're gonna have to back up though, you're gonna have to back up.

[06:40:24] Because the thing is, her team is low, they're gonna die.

[06:40:26] You wanna make sure you don't lose.

[06:40:35] I want you to on the chain then!

[06:40:36] Towards the towards mid, go towards mid, go towards mid.

[06:40:44] Okay?

[06:40:45] That's all I'm going, that's all I'm going, no, no!

[06:40:51] AHHHHHHHHH!

[06:40:52] Nice and the fuck out of me you bitch!

[06:40:55] Get out of now! Finish him off!

[06:40:58] YEEEEEEEAT!

[06:41:00] Let's fucking gooooo!

[06:41:05] Anyone who tries to take them from me, I will get no mercy.

[06:41:10] I'm pretty sure it's just a thing of the mind.

[06:41:12] All right for some reason your team's not helping you, but maybe you can do this

[06:41:16] Pussy pussy you got this you got this shancy. I believe in you

[06:41:21] Pussy

[06:41:38] Oh

[06:41:42] All right, now James C, James C, you need to back up.

[06:41:50] Most important thing about playing League of Legends, you know what it is.

[06:41:53] I need one more song.

[06:41:54] One more song?

[06:41:55] What about this?

[06:41:56] Oh, this is a good one.

[06:41:58] This is a good one.

[06:41:59] You can let this one sit.

[06:42:01] It's good.

[06:42:02] Okay, now James C, listen.

[06:42:05] Now Jamesie listen.

[06:42:07] Yes, Doctor, it's time to be knocked out.

[06:42:10] I'm going to talk to you, listen.

[06:42:13] Come on!

[06:42:14] Come to me, doctors!

[06:42:16] Listen, back up, back up!

[06:42:18] Jamesie, you're a commander, I win!

[06:42:20] You keep me to know what's happening!

[06:42:22] Bring them in!

[06:42:23] Against all odds, Jamesie!

[06:42:27] Now you need to wait for your Chogaki's in base,

[06:42:29] so you're not engaging any anti-gum of favorable condition.

[06:42:33] up yes yes sensei yes master okay it's time to shock the fucking world baby

[06:42:41] I'm one of my first ever ten kill game okay just back up back up do not go in

[06:42:46] do not engage do not engage just wait just wait so now think

[06:42:52] Ping it! Ping it! Ping it!

[06:42:54] Okay now GF is the beaters shopping, you know what that means right?

[06:42:59] GOING! GOING NOW!

[06:43:02] BEST ARMS! BEST ARMS!

[06:43:06] F-F-F-F-E! F-E!

[06:43:09] NICE!

[06:43:10] NOOOOOOO!

[06:43:12] You ain't pushing that you ain't! You ain't in! Just!

[06:43:45] the dragon if you might have the minions

[06:43:47] what do you think of the way that i could run it actually

[06:43:50] we got it and instead of minion smarts

[06:43:52] we're going

[06:43:54] take c

[06:43:55] oh my god

[06:43:56] the fucking world

[06:43:57] is an axis

[06:43:59] is a fucking axis

[06:44:00] take c

[06:44:01] yes

[06:44:02] oh my god

[06:44:04] oh my god

[06:44:06] oh my god

[06:44:08] can still win

[06:44:11] oh my god

[06:44:15] I can't kill and I broke the next end!

[06:44:21] Alright.

[06:44:23] One hundred thousand damage!

[06:44:26] You can't wait!

[06:44:27] Close your eyes and listen to the drum!

[06:44:30] You are in this!

[06:44:36] Yeah!

[06:44:38] This is the most fun I've ever had in my life!

[06:44:43] That's what it's all about, baby!

[06:44:50] That's what it's all fucking about!

[06:44:55] We fucking did it, son!

[06:45:00] 10 kill wins!

[06:45:03] Alright, now you have to turn off the music.

[06:45:07] Because you do not want the music to get overused.

[06:45:10] 10 kill win. First time ever winning back to back games as well. Wow, that's as I'm

[06:45:18] off, bro. I'll see you tomorrow, buddy. I mean, this shit is so fucking fun. This shit

[06:45:24] is broke. Don't test 10 kill win. Listen, Jamesy, however, you're feeling right now,

[06:45:31] I want you to imagine this. Okay. And I want you to just like relish in this moment. And

[06:45:36] I want you to imagine how it's going to feel every day when you fucking crack these fucking people's heads open

[06:45:43] Like it's an egg sandwich for breakfast

[06:45:47] Bro, I love just fucking cutting people's fucking hearts out of their fucking chest in this game

[06:45:54] I love when I slashed through their neck and I see the gold go

[06:45:57] I love just fucking cutting the fucking head off and then ripping their nexus apart and then harassing my team

[06:46:08] God I love League of Legends

[06:46:11] That kills five deaths five assists

[06:46:16] 20,000 damage and I broke the nexus

[06:46:20] That's my best game ever that's my best game ever right there Jack if you were here type

[06:46:28] one we're seven hours into the stream only the real ones are here if you were here type

[06:46:34] one oh my god that says I'll see you tomorrow bro.

[06:46:38] Alright Jinx see you all have a good night bro you're in the rest.

[06:46:41] Have a fucking great night you're the greatest fucking coach ever bro greatest jungler coach

[06:46:45] of all time.

[06:46:46] greatest student of all time in the call right with me. That's all I'm going to say.

[06:46:51] Don't has have a great night. If you end up jerking off later, make sure you think about

[06:46:56] me. Hey, listen, it hasn't been any other way for the last week. That's all I'm going

[06:47:01] to say. All right, chat, we are off and we're rating

[06:47:06] down to us. We're rating down to us because he is the greatest fucking jungler coach of

[06:47:11] all fucking time chat and I'd love y'all boys a beaver with the five gifted beaver put it in my ass

[06:47:19] chat everybody go raid gantesco show him some fucking love chat I'd love y'all boys bro have a

[06:47:24] beautiful amazing blessed night oh and in case I don't see you good afternoon

[06:47:41] you