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[490/730] 😊 CLASH w/ RYLEY -> SOLO TO CHAMPION PC -> LEAGUE OF LEGENDS DAY 8 🟨
05-04-2026 · 6h 45m
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I hope dream a moment of happiness none of it matters as you might bleeding out on the
battlefield none of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body we all died but does that
me our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in not being born?
Would you say that of our slain comrades? What about their lives? Were they meaningless?
They were not! They were not! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous
fallen, the anguished fallen, their lives have meaning that-
That's how you started. Goddamn day!
Because we, the living, refuse to forget them!
And as we rise to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us!
Because my soldiers do that butler-yield when faced with the cruelty of this world!
My soldiers push th-
God, so much fucking aura.
Oh my God.
He has so much aura!
My soldiers scream out!
My soldiers raise!
Yeah, chat in other news. I think I'm addicted to League of Legends, bro. I don't even know
what to say, bro. I don't even know what to fucking say. I haven't had a game grab me
by the penis like League of Legends since Rainbow Six each. Literally, my first week
of League, because we had just finished our first week yesterday was our seventh day.
My first week of League literally reminds me of my first week of Siege.
Like I'm shit at the game, but I just want to keep playing and keep getting better.
And when I got that 10 kill game, when I broke the fucking Nexus, like I literally had an
erection coursing into the tip of my cock, bro.
Like I don't know, I'm addicted to League, bro.
It's bad.
I'm going to be honest, I low key wish I never play it because I might be addicted to this
game.
Dead ass, bro.
I have not had a game grab me by the cock like League of Legends since Rainbow Six Siege seriously
Chat is there any more opium scenes like chat like let's get fucking hype
Chat, I don't care if it's a movie scene a fucking anime scene chat. What's a scene that just makes you fucking hype?
What is the scene that just makes you want to run through a fucking ball and bite somebody's fucking ankle off?
what's a scene go go go go go go go what's a scene bro what's a fucking scene
dude what is a scene what is a scene that just makes you want to go Coopers
Jitson I don't know if I've seen this show I don't know if I've seen this show
Who is Jitzen?
Is this a scene?
Goku?
Chad, what is the name of it?
Bro, like what's a scene that just gyron?
Is there like a speech?
this right here
See but I don't know the lore I've never watched this I've never watched Dragon Ball. I don't know the lore of this fight
Like I don't know the lore though chat. I don't know the lore bro
Garra speech
Let's get fucking excited, bro.
Let's get fucking excited, dude.
Let's get fucking excited, bro.
In the name of gain and profit for one's nation and village,
Shinobi have hated and hurt each other for many years,
from the first to the third great ninja wars and the conflicts in between.
All of that hatred tried out for power, thus I was born.
In the past, I was hatred and power and a Jinturiki.
I hated this world and all its people and thought about destroying both.
That's exactly what the Akatsuki is trying to do now.
Wait, is this copyright or no?
No?
Bro, I think we can listen to it, but I don't know if we can see it.
Oh my god.
Bro, is this copyright?
The Spongebog, I'm a goofy goober scene.
Who cares, Brian?
I don't want to get banned.
Wait, hold up.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I will never forget the pain that night will suffer.
I will never forget the pain that night will suffer.
And now...
This world shall know pain.
Almighty PUSH!
Bro...
Wow!
How can somebody watch like a scene or a show like this in anime and have the audacity to
not like anime?
How could you say you don't like anime when this shit's happening bro?
Now chat, I actually, bro, the moderate speech, hold up, I got you chat.
Wake up to reality.
Wake up to reality. This is oh my god. This is such a golden fucking speech.
Holy shit chat. I used to literally I'm not even kidding. You guys are gonna say this is cringe.
Bro, what I used to when I was jogging. I swear to God, I would listen to this. I'm not even kidding.
Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world.
The longer you live, the more you'll realize that the only things that truly exist in this
reality are merely pain, suffering and futility.
Listen.
Everywhere you look in this world, wherever there is light, there will always be shadows
to be found as well.
As long as there is a concept of hittest, the vanquished will also exist.
The selfish intent of wanting to preserve peace initiates wars, and hatred is born in order to protect love.
There are nexuses, causal relationships that cannot be separated.
I want to sever the fate of this world.
A world of only victors, a world of only peace, a world of only love.
I will create such a world I am the ghost of Uchiha
How could somebody watch this and say anime is fucking trash?
How can somebody not like anime?
for truly this reality is our hell.
Oh my god! Bro, I'm like reliving all of this, bro.
Oh my god. Chat. How? How? How? Corn balls like this. Yeah, bro, you've just never watched anime.
Like, bro, I'm gonna be honest, like, and this isn't even like, this isn't even a dig, bro. You're
You're just severely confused, bro.
The only way it is humanly possible to not like anime
is if you've never watched anime.
I'm sorry.
It's not even possible.
It's literally just TV shows with incredible plots
and the way they're able to portray emotions
is like so much better than a regular TV show.
AT with the five gift at WAT in the chat.
Cause bro, I was the same way.
Like when I was like 15 years old,
I remember vividly, I thought anyone who watched the anime was like cringe when I was 15 and then I watched death note
And it was fucking done after that as soon as I watched I didn't watch that though
I watched one episode of death note and
Or two episodes of death note and I was just hooked on it
Literally two episodes and I was I was fucking up
Where's the um
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Where's the goaded, where's the goaded one?
Chad, there's so many spoilers right now. Hold it up.
Oh my God, remember the first time he touches the book? Bro, this is so good too. Oh my God. Chad, so many spoilers in here, y'all.
somebody spoilers in here bro remember the first time he touches the book that
was like come on come on bro refresh what the fuck why is Google Chrome such a
sack of shit bro oh my god hi guys what do I do in my Chrome explodes I can't
move anything bro I can't move anything bro
All right. Thank you.
Bro, there's so many good scenes in death mode. Oh my God. Such a peak show. Jesus.
Like, it's such a fucking peak show, bro. Such a peak show.
Yeah, this scene is insane, but okay.
Chat this scene is also so goaded.
You're still too weak, Sasuke.
You're still too weak. You don't have enough hate.
And you know something, you never will.
God, bro.
Oh my God, Chai, I need to get back on like my grind of just watching these shows, dude.
Bro, I'm in the middle of season 4 and I know peak is about to happen, but I'm just a lazy sack of shit in AOT
I'm literally in the middle of season 4 in AOT. I need to watch it, bro. I need to bro. Dead ass
Dead ass, bro. I need to I need to I need to I need to I need to I need to I
Need to all right last scene and then we're done, but this is generational last scene and then we're done
This is generational. Can my chrome work for one day? Like, please, Jesus Christ.
This, okay. Yo, bro, if this scene doesn't make you like anime, you're just a pussy.
I don't know what to say.
Neither ninjutsu or genjutsu.
Ah, yes, finally.
Tsu is certainly a rarity.
Way to go, Rock! I love Guy Sensei.
Leigh has only his tight jutsu you rely on. Some might consider that a disadvantage.
But that's what makes him a winner.
Huh?
Alright Leigh, take him off!
Ugh, but Gaisensei! You said that was only as a last resort when the lives of very important
people were at stake!
That's right I did! But this-
Bro!
Bro this scene, oh my god, this scene is so good!
This is an exception.
Really?
Really?
Huh? Are those?
How old-fashioned language?
Basic training equipment.
Totally cool!
Totally dumb.
This guy's such a chud. I didn't remember this guy's name, but this guy just pissed me off in the entire show.
Totally dumb.
Ah! That is better! Now I will be able to move freely!
Come on, you really think you'll be able to get through Gaara's defenses just by dropping a couple of pounds of weight?
Guy, you are too much.
Bro, anime just peak, bro. I don't know what to say.
Alright! Now go!
I don't know if we can watch this but it's his peak bro, I don't know anime's peak.
If you don't like anime you're a pussy bro, I don't know how to say it.
You are a bitch.
Daddadass bro, you are a bitch if you don't like anime.
Alright John let's rip a chess game, let's go.
Bro, I think I'm at 400 elo.
I don't know.
I think I'm at...
Whoa!
Wait, we got to the crystal league?
How's that even possible?
I feel like my elo hasn't even got it up.
Oh my God, I lost 400 elo again?
Bro, I dropped to 396.
I dropped to 396?
Wait, what is this gambit?
I think I'm gonna stop a pawn right now. I'm just gonna develop. I'm just gonna develop
Bro this gambit is cringe
England gambit. Yeah England gambit declined
What the fuck is the point of that gambit though, I don't understand
Lock in okay, okay, so you get this night out I get my night out you get the phone out I get my phone out
Should we go another night or should we go Bishop?
No, no, no, no, we got to go Bishop, because if he takes with the Queen, he loses his Queen.
If he blocks with the Bishop, he trades Bishop.
Okay, I forgot about that.
It's okay though.
Oh no, but now it's the next place.
This pawn push.
Fuck.
I don't know.
Oh, should I do like this?
Nah, cause then if I, his next play is this though,
I'm so fucked, can I do that?
Well, no, if he does that, I could do that, I think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so he checks me.
What a freak, bro.
I think it's better to get my night out in this scenario.
We're going to get our knight out. If he takes, we trade, we get the rook firing and the empty file. We castle opposite.
Lock in. Let's go.
Then we trade. Okay, okay, okay. That's fine.
This place coming. So then that should be the counter.
Winner that doesn't counter it. I'm actually bringing it. Wait, if he does that, I have to do that, I think.
Yeah, if he does that, I have to do that. Yeah, maybe that's the play.
That pawn scares me. That pawn is terrifying.
He might just not even do it though, but it is such a good play if he does it.
It's such a good fucking play if he does it.
I'm gonna go undefeated today in chess.
So he ends up cornering his knight. I don't think that's an ideal play.
Now, we're gonna basically, what we're gonna do in this exact scenario now,
is we're gonna do this.
This way we get this pawn chain going but now our bishop has an angle. Yeah, we knew that play was coming. That's completely fine
I'm playing way faster than I don't know how he's up in time with the fuck if he takes like this and then I take like that
Okay, so now in this exact scenario we do this
No, but then we lose our knights
Well, I don't know what to do
Should we do a wrap around?
We can actually do this.
Let's do a wrap around.
I want to get my night over here now.
We're tied.
Lock the fucking.
Okay.
So now I need to take.
I actually don't need to take, bro, because I can just get the last take anyways.
Do I want to take, though?
Yeah, no, I do need to take it.
then yeah I'm up on let's fucking go he already blundered okay that's the first
blunder of the day he already fucking blundered buddy
so now we're up on okay we should probably get this going it's good to
get a nice little central night here and now our bishop can fire again he might
to something like that. We're winning boys. I think I want to do maybe this play could
be tricky. Okay, he goes for the palm push. Alright, so what I'm going to do is I'm not
going to care. Listen, chat. I could protect my knight and like run it away, but instead
doing that? Why don't we just threaten his knight? That way we just get a knight trade,
but then his rook's under fire. So if he takes this pawn, yep, that's fine. I take his knight,
so we get a trade, and now his rook's under fire.
Wait, how are we tying material? I'm actually confused, because,
wait, I thought it was up the pawn.
Was that not up the pawn? I swear to god it was up the pawn.
whatever it'll all come out in the wash his next play is either here or here he
has no other options oh he's all right I want to make sure wait okay is he just
handing out a rope like it's a chocolate chip cookie here let's make
sure he could do that but then he loses his night I mean he doesn't have a play
All right, what is my opponent doing?
What is my opponent doing?
Okay, for a second I thought that pawn was hanging.
My God, it's not hanging.
This is a check, it's a pretty pointless check, but
on the contrary though, even though it's a pointless check,
we do end up getting our bishop out
and now we can cancel it.
Even though the check's kind of pointless.
The bishop's not protected.
So let's see what he does.
Well, this guy just handed me a rook.
We're up to material.
All right, he ends up deciding to move his knight,
or not his knight, his king.
Now we castle, we're looking good.
I think my next play should be like here maybe,
or here is good,
but I kind of want to get my queen up and at him.
This is a fun little play though.
I got to watch out for this.
If he starts activating his queen, this can get tricky.
He ends up doing this,
which I believe is just a free pawn chat.
Yeah, this guy's like the godfather
of just giving me material.
His next play is gonna be this, I would assume,
because that's protected by the knight.
His next play is probably that.
He could do, no, he can't do that.
I didn't even know what he could do to win this.
Yep, we knew that play was coming.
Now what we're going to do is we're going to do this.
Because our next play is just going
to be getting the rook here.
We're up three material.
I was born for fucking greatness in chess, man.
Come on.
My next play is this, and then maybe that.
Rowe infiltrating could be pretty nice here, though.
It's not really an infiltrate.
I just want to get my.
No, my next play should be this,
because then I can get that going.
OK.
He ends up deciding to point his bishop at my rook.
This would hang upon.
I don't know if we have a flashier way of doing this.
I don't know if we could fix this, this scenario we're in.
I think my only play is moving my rook,
which is not the end of the world,
but it's kind of like a meaningless move
because we're not like progressing at all,
like development-wise.
This pawn is not hanging.
I wish it was though,
because then we could get the rook going,
like tempo the rook.
He had to move his rook there.
Okay, that's interesting.
So now we're gonna get the queen out.
I'm trying to think of what I would rather do.
I think if the pond's hanging, we just have to take the pond.
That's protected.
If the pond's hanging, we have to take the pond, but I don't, that might end up costing
us the game. But now there's no way to stop. Oh, he has a fork, but no, he doesn't know
he doesn't because the Bishop actually the Bishop just saved our ass. That actually solved
a lot of our problems chat. I'm not even kidding. Because now it's cleaned up over here in the
rooks have just so much space. Okay, we're up six material locked up. We're up six material.
If I lose this, I deserve death in GTA. Of course, I can't lose this. I need to be great.
players don't lose with six material. Only fucking pussies do. Okay, my next play is
going to be simple. We're going to do. So this is another just hanging pawn. So I guess
we just stack up the pawns, eh? Yeah, that's another hanging pawn. We're just slowly like
eating all of this guy's shit. Pause, unpause. Now I could do this and force a trade with
the bishop, because the queen protects.
I want it, now what I want to do is force trades.
I can also force this trade to you with the rook.
I'm a material and we're about even on time.
So I should always just force trades here
and just simplify the game like Navi says.
Okay, that's an interesting play.
It forces me to move, but it's also kind of a bad play
because another pawn is just hanging.
Bro, I'm like destroying these guys' pawns.
I'm literally killing a cat!
We're plus eight material.
I don't even know what he could do other than just resign.
If I was here, I wouldn't resign though
because she's still the queen
and disasters could happen if he has the queen.
Disasters could definitely happen.
I gotta see if Riley's awake, bro.
Disasters do happen, bro. I could go.
Ooh, that's interesting little play.
His play forces me to move.
Is this good? This is good because it's protected by...
Bro, this is such a good play.
because the reason why this plays so good is because it's protected by the pawn but it forces a queen trade
Bro, that's such a good play that's such a good composed play
I feel like I've gotten so much better at chess, bro. We had 400 in over the first time
I think my next stop is just 500 bro
Now we force that I feel like that's just such a I feel like that's a textbook play
Because now his queen has to move my queen is protected by the pawn
Now, once his queen moves, this pawn will be hanging most of the time, I think.
Once his queen moves, I think this pawn is hanging.
Let's see, though.
I think once his queen moves, this pawn should hang.
He's going to go, no, he ends up going there.
No, but that pawn technically is still hanging.
Because it's not like he can take.
Yeah, no that pawn is hanging, bro.
Let's just do this.
Yeah, that pawn's hanging and we're forcing another queen trade.
We're forcing yet another queen trade. I'm just playing like an absolute crazy lord.
I love playing like this, bro, when you're up material.
That's another trade. That's another trade. I have to stay locked in and close this shit out. Such a nice little trade chat. Okay.
We have this firing. This is firing. Now we start forcing the rook trade, I think.
That's protected. That's safe.
Now chat, we're just going to keep being a cringe lord. Remember, now we force the rook trade.
Now we force the fucking work trade.
Because that's all we're going to do.
We're just going to force trades until he has no material left,
no time left, and erectile dysfunction.
OK.
Now I'm not even kidding.
I think I'm going to blunder the game completely and lose,
but I'm pretty sure this is an automatic queen trade.
Yeah, this is an automatic queen trade.
He's only book move.
And he loses a pawn from it.
His only book move is to take from take with the Queen.
That's his only move.
So we can pre move and be Hikaru.
How do you pre move again?
I've never done that before.
Chat, what do I click to pre move?
Yeah.
Oh, no, but I lose my bishop.
I'm not Hikaru.
Fuck.
Bro, I lose my bishop.
I'm not Hikaru.
Wow, wow, wow.
It's all good.
We have 87 million pawns.
There's no way to lose this.
We have 87 million balls.
Chad, there's no real losers.
Chad, how do you pre-move again?
It was made.
It's fine, but you had it there, XD.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, guys.
Did I mess up mate?
Chad, how did I mess up mate?
OK, wait, there is mate on the board?
What?
Okay, this move looks solid.
Is it good?
It forces the bishop to move again,
and then we can maybe get this going?
There's no way we lose this.
I have 35,000 pounds.
There's no fucking way, Jack.
If I lose this, I'm retiring, bro.
Okay, so he ends up, wait, now we just do this.
We automatically win a rook here.
We automatically win a rook in this exact scenario.
Let me triple check my math.
Move, take, stay, take, take.
Yeah, with this move, we automatically win a rook.
We'll lose a rook, but we'll win a rook,
which is all we wanna do.
We just wanna trade and so there's only pawns.
We convert the pawn to a queen and we checkmate him
and it's tight ass.
That's all we do, bro.
That is all we do, brothers.
Force the trade, take the material, convert to a queen,
bend him over a table with no lubricant.
That's all we gotta do.
It's that fucking simple.
If he doesn't move his bishop, he look, he just wondered, what the f...
All right!
Appreciate the bishop, bro.
What?
Oh my God, I'm tapping.
Miho, Miho.
What the f...
Wait, this is a...
Hold on.
Am I like hallucinating?
No, but that's protecting.
All we got to do is just stack our rooks and just play like a cringe war.
I can actually pawn storm right into this king.
Should we take?
Wait, is that stalemate?
Oh my fucking god.
He's back.
No, no, he has a pawn.
I'm going to be brain dead.
All right, I think we can later made him into this pawn.
Like we can later made him into this pawn here or this pawn here.
All right, so first things first, check. He goes here, here. Wait, is that stalemate?
No, he still has the pawn. I gotta keep that. All right, now we... Oh, I'm making this hard
it needs to be. It's still not stalemate because this pawn still not sti-
Am I fucking this up?
Am I fucking- oh my god we're bound to stalemate um
I still must tell me, my brain is going to break trying to do this with Rooks convert
to a queen.
My brain is literally going to break trying to do this with Rooks convert to a queen and
end the game. Yeah, hold my nuts, bro. Yep, there you go. I can't, I'm not capable.
Next place here. Here's next place. No here. Now that's checkmate 100% checkmate.
In like, that's checkmate in five different ways.
There we go three misses say what loud he let me oh my god I offered him a rematch is that disrespectful
is that this window he offered me a rematch oh my god he offered me a rematch who's he feeling like bro
like bro he offered me every match he's pissed chat he's pissed imagine I beat him twice I
won't work in the chest okay I ran his way let's fucking go bang bang bang bang bang choo choo train
alright car recon defense one of the two openings I know get this out get this out get that out
I won't get that out then get that out.
Oh my God, we already have four of these though.
This guy, I don't know why this guy offered to rematch me.
This guy, if I, dude, I just won by 20 material.
If I lose the rematch, I'm literally a sack of shit.
Because bro, I'm gonna be honest,
this guy was considerably worse than me.
He was handing me pawns like it was candy canes
on fucking Christmas Eve.
I like, I just kept taking pawns.
He gave me a rook.
He was down material.
He let me like just take his bishop
This guy's insane.
This guy's not a good player, dude.
You can't take without answering first.
You have to answer like that.
Why would he not take with, bro, this guy's not good.
Why would he not take with the queen?
Now his pawn structures messed up.
To be fair, though, I was literally playing like that
a week ago, so I can't judge.
Now we do this.
This opens up this.
This opens up this.
We're gonna take, we're not gonna make
the same mistake you made, chat.
We're going to take with our queen because we want to keep our puns like that.
That's pretty sexy.
Call structure.
This is okay.
I normally supposed to do this.
I kind of forgot.
I'm just a sack of shit chat.
We're just going to win all on chest, baby.
I don't know why this guy offered to rematch our game was not close at all.
That's almost like disrespectful.
I watch I guarantee you I lose this game now.
Okay.
Um,
Um, I'm trying to think, oh, this is a sexy play because he does this take now that's
under threat.
We're up upon.
We went upon if he does this cast us early, not in a bad shadow of him.
Okay.
Now we castle.
Now we get this night out and then we just get our rook out and we just spend them over
the table.
We are up 20 seconds.
We're tied in material.
We just beat this guy, he offered a rematch.
This is Czech, but I have no way of supporting it.
Wait, that's what we wanted.
Bro, we went to Rook from this too.
Let me shuffle check this.
I'm playing so fucking good today.
I'm like actually like not,
I'm not playing like with a boner
and I'm just rushing shit.
We could take with the pawn,
but now I want the bishop protected by the pawn,
not vice versa.
This is completely protected.
And if he takes with the Rook,
guess what, he loses a rook. But then our next play is to take with the,
take with the bishop.
We have a check on the board too. What is this check produced though?
We could get a queen trade if he does that. You could do that.
He ends up taking our pawn.
We don't actually win a pawn in this exact exchange.
I'd rather him take so I can get my night out to be honest.
I'd rather him just take.
So what I'm going to do now is, this is tricky.
I'd rather him take this pawn so I can take with my night.
I'm going to get my rook in this file here.
So I wrote so staring at each other.
He should take here, and then I take with the knight,
and then I can get my rook out.
This is the best chess if I would play at hands down.
I could just tell, because I'm actually not rushing shit,
and I'm actually thinking, I'm not being a sack of shit.
I play better chess when I play literally
three, four games a day, and just actually
put my entire brain into it.
That's how I got to 400 to begin with.
Okay, if he takes here, we take,
it's good though, because we get our knight out,
and then our rook is finally not blocked.
That's a weird play.
I want a triple check, but I think that's a severe mistake by him because don't I just
take the Queen is completely safe.
There's no threats to the Queen and he's in check.
Yeah, that's a blunder.
Let's fucking go.
Now if he gives us a Queen trade, we take it every day of the week.
If he moves his rook here, the most practical play is that.
Yep, okay, so it's literally gonna say.
I think I just found a nasty like sequence.
I'm not even kidding.
Wait, chat.
Let me know what you guys think of this.
If I take his knife, his only take is that
my next move could be,
I was thinking of getting the queen here,
but then I would die to the pawn.
Is there a world where I could check him from deep?
You know what?
Work is going to take and let me explain why.
This now opens up his king to a lot of problems.
I think trading material is fine there because now his king has opened up to a lot of problems
like Levy would say.
You don't want to have your, these are the poison ponds, but the thing is he had to move
the poison pond.
So I was thinking like this, but then that obviously just blunders the queen. I'm trying to think of a way where like
Now what do we think about this play?
Chat, let me know what we think about this if I take here
We're forcing a rook trade
We're not forcing it, but we're asking for it
We're asking for a rook trade because I have the pawn hedging it
No funny business.
Okay.
He gives us the real trade while he's down material questionable decision by him. I have like, I guess this pond formation could be worse.
I might do this and force a queen trade, but he's probably just going to move his queen and then I'm exposed to the bishop.
Okay, now.
Jack, you guys know I'm the king of getting back rank mated.
So this right here is back rank mated, so we're not going to let that happen.
We are actually going to do this because now our knight's developed
And we have the Rook covering, CChat.
We're not going to get back rank mated.
I just realized that I blundered though because now he's going to do this.
Yeah, we probably just deserve to lose, guys.
Like chat, I'm gonna be honest,
that we probably just deserve to lose, guys.
All right, is there a way that I could backrank made him?
Maybe I could see.
Now we have to do something about this night
in this room, guys.
We have to do something about this night in this book chat.
I have to keep thinking until I find something.
This is interesting because it's protected by the night, but then the night just dies.
Is there a universe where I can get both of these units out of your safety?
I don't think there is, man.
I don't think there's any way where I get these guys out of here.
Wait, that's check.
He can't.
Guys, this is check.
Oh my God, he can't take.
And it's protected by the night.
He can't take the night because this is check.
He can't take the rope because this is protected.
Holy fuck!
I'm not even kidding.
That might be a brilliant. I swear to God!
Is there something I'm missing?
He just bothered.
He just bothered.
He just...
He just...
He just bothered.
What the fuck?
Bro, what is he doing?
Okay.
We'll plus five material.
Okay, we're plus five material.
All right. What does this mean? This means nothing. I could just shove this thing out of my face.
Pause. Oh my god. Pause. I could just shove this thing out of my face though, seriously,
because we do this and then this is protected by the night.
So now it's going to just move again. I need to watch my queen safety. I need to watch my queen
I'm not going to be a queen's anti chat.
Okay, he just bonded his bishop chat.
Unless the rook can grow on this guy. Yo bro if you want to keep rematching yogi we can rematch for like 10 hours bro I'll spawn in in fucking.
in fucking um what's it called 500 email at this point miho miho beta beta miho this is check
this is the best chat never play this is the best chance to play chat now we get our queen
into the second rank we're firing on the rook firing on the ponds blah blah blah we're just gonna
Simplify take pawns convert upon to a queen and just ladder made him
Just rinse and repeat this is um
This is check, but it doesn't mean anything because then he just does that
Um, I think it's better to just eat pawns here
Yeah, I think it's better to just eat pawns
Wait, that's back rank me. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
I need to pay attention.
That is backranked fucking me.
Wow, chat, I'm like the king of getting backranked made it.
Chat, was that a painful watch?
Chat, was that a painful watch?
Bro, I almost got backranked made it.
See, I'm getting better at realizing it though.
At first I just never realized it.
It's one of those things where like you touch your hand
on the stove and get burnt so many times
that you stop touching your hand on the stove.
See now it's just, oh, it's actually still a great play.
I'm actually braindead.
It's still a great play because we lose our knife.
Wow, it's still a great play by him.
This guy's got some fight.
I respect it.
We just take,
bro, if he ignores this,
this is such a sneaky little play.
Like if he tries to do some weird shit with his pawn,
this is such a sneaky play right here.
I'm telling you, like at 400 Lilo, none of us see this shit.
Bro, if I move my pawn like this,
Like I promise you his work's dying every time.
He doesn't have another play though.
He's probably gonna do this.
What I think he's gonna, oh he does that, interesting.
I think it's good to start converting.
Oh, he's gonna try to eat my pawn.
I don't really care about that pawn.
This pawn right here is our golden boy.
He's gonna turn into a king or a queen.
This pawn is our golden boy.
What it was our golden boy.
Oh, maybe I could do this and protect the bomb.
All right, now the bomb is protected.
I have two minutes and 30 seconds.
I think taking your time in chess is just the unbiased meta,
bro.
I think taking your time in chess is just the meta, guys.
Like, yeah, I have two minutes, but all my moves are so easy
in the last minute here.
Like, do you know what I mean?
I don't know.
Like, yeah, I have two minutes, but who cares?
Because all my moves are so simple now.
I just checkmate it with a pawn, by the way, chat.
Like, I swear to God, I'm getting better.
Because look, dad, take, take, take.
I just checkmate it with a fucking pawn.
He asked for another rematch.
Is this guy, this is like boosting at this point.
He asked for another rematch.
Chat, do you see me, bro?
like he asked for another rematch say what not he bro
I'm not gonna keep rematch it's is it even fair if I keep rematching him no
it's not fair I'm gonna do one more game low by six seven United Kingdom it's
not fair if I keep rematching him check he's not good at all and he's clearly
tilting. Okay, boom, it's fine. Alright, last game, then we'll call it a rally. I think I have to
take here, right? Ooh, do I take with the queen? This is interesting. I actually have not put in
the scenario before. I think taking with the queen makes sense. Because this next play is this.
Yeah, I think if we take with the queen, we just have so much tempo on the board, because now you
can't do this bullshit anymore. Like if I would have put my knife there, he would have just
bullshitting me with that. And then it's like I have to move my knife again. I bet like Magnus
would take with the queen here and just aura farm. Alright, he gets his knife out. I mean,
could I just fall back? Why not? No, I mean, am I that much of a bitch? Fuck it, let's just fall
back. Yes I am. I'm a little bitch. We're two and oh we're not losing. I know what I just did was
terrible but I don't know. Okay now we go here. Wait I forgot my opening. Fuck. What was my opening
again? Chobabba London but this is not Chobabba London. I'm doing the ready opening. I don't
even know who ready is. What's happening? Do that. Get that firing. Create this little chain here.
Check that I fried liver his ass his next play is this but no that's a blunder no it's
not no it is it is because then I just taken that's there so that would be a blunder actually
yeah because take trade night up one farm I don't know bro I'm on my way to 500 you
chat now that's not a blunder because he has that corner night so let's just do
this bro let's just simplify and get this bishop out of the way I hate like
having two bishops on the board I actually despise it because then what
ends up happening is everything gets stacked up and I don't know what to do
and my brain explodes and I blunder everything I hate having two bishops on
the board with like 25 fucking poms now this is an interesting play after this
trade-off. Oh, he ends up doing the exact same thing. Let's think. Let's do that. He's in check.
He's only viable play in the entire engine is that play. Now, if I move this knight every
under my queen, so we're going to do this. We're just going to castle. We don't give a fuck about
about whatever the fuck this guy's doing.
We don't care, we're not gonna touch these pawns,
it doesn't matter because if he takes, we just take.
Oh no, I just wanted to get the game
because now my king pawn is exposed.
No it isn't, because I can get my queen out.
I can get my queen out.
Oh, I thought I'd blunder,
because if he does that, I can do that.
Oh, I thought I'd blunder for a second.
I thought we were gonna have our king pawn exposed.
Ooh, chat, I was scared.
I was scared, chat, I was scared, I was scared,
I was scared, scared, scared.
He's gonna okay
Now remember chat the questions of chess
Why is my opponent what did my opponent do and why does he want to do it?
This threatens nothing this threatens lost material for him
Let's just turn our brain off and get our night out
Let's get our night out. The thing is our night is literally like locked up like a fucking box here
He can't move my night can't fucking move chat
What is my thoughts on this play and then I
Want to get my shit near each other like I don't want to
You can't really push this pond because Benny has this I'm just forcing a queen trade and I'm gonna pawn
And besides the nut trade
That's being attacked I could do this, but okay finally takes finally takes. Oh
No, I just blundered. Yep, because the whole point of not having the night there was so my queen could take the bishop and not mess up
my palm structure
Yep, this is a deserved loss 100% guys
Like the whole point I've been only talked about why that's a bad play and I still do it
I literally talked about why that's a bad play and I still do it.
Bro, oh my god, this is a fun night though now. We have this night here chat.
We're creating a faster with our night with our night in the middle.
We go here, right? And then look, who that night is going to be a fucking headache for him.
That's totally fine. Boom. We have this night here. Okay. I have to push this so my queen
can get out. Right now my queen is, bro, all my pieces are locked up like a fucking pretzel.
I don't know if pretzels even lock up, but you get the point. Our knights literally rendered
useless now. We do this to give our queens in space, maybe.
Oh, I don't know what to do, y'all. Maybe we just start
infiltrating.
Bro, nothing's developing. I don't know. I don't know. My
bishop can't do anything. My rook can't do anything. My
other work can't do anything. Fuck! I should do this as my
next play. I think I end up losing that exchange, though.
Let's think.
So boom, take, take, take, take, I win a night.
Okay, let's do that.
I win a night, I think.
Yeah, I win a night.
We need to do that play.
We need to do that play because then our bishop can fire
and our rook can work into the empty file.
We need to do this play.
This is the most important play in the book.
This might be a brilliant.
Well, probably not a brilliant, but probably a great.
We'll probably get a blue exhalation mark from AI Lab in here, chat.
If I go boom, take, wait, boom, take, take.
Fuck.
I did not see that coming.
Oh no, I did not see that coming, y'all.
I don't want to retreat. I don't want to retreat. I'm already having development problems as is
We have to retreat guys I
Like my development is so fucking cooked this game
My bishop can't go anywhere. How did all this happen again?
This all happened because of that night this all happened because of this when I moved the night here
This entire disaster happened right when that happened because then I couldn't take with my queen my pawnstruck sure got messed up
My night was blocking my queen. My pond was blocking them bitch up this whole disaster happened because I'm a sack of human garbage
Okay, wait wait wait
Do we win this exchange if not I have to do this or something I take key takes
And then yeah, but then we have that and then
And we're going to take, I don't actually know who wins this because now my queen is
being pressed.
Oh, he takes with the knight.
What an interesting color.
I guess I could do this.
His knight's dead here.
His knight's dead here.
His knight's dead.
His knight's alive here.
No, it's dead.
No, it's dead.
He's not dead everywhere it goes, so let's just fucking ignore the night and go here.
Our development problems are starting to solve, I think, chat, potentially slightly maybe
a little bit.
This is a fun play, we're talking that.
He ends up trying to like cheese me with a bishop that he thinks I won't see for some
unknown reason.
So now we just keep advancing.
Yeah, I mean, I guess we just take the hanging pawn, right?
Yeah, there's no point of overthinking this.
That's just a hanging pawn.
We're gonna get checkmated in like two seconds now.
Wow, that was the fastest thing I've ever seen.
Yep, we're about to get checkmated.
No, we're good. This isn't me
What happens he does like
Shit like this now we're good. I don't think we can get made in here, but I don't know if I have the brain capacity for this either
His rucks are safe and sound because they're spying on each other
This seems like a strong play
There wasn't really what I need to do is kill this pond. So I have that but there's just no way of killing it check as the pond can move
He has nothing there's nothing on the board that could check maybe in its exact position nothing on the board he goes
Um, we could just get a central night protected by the pond
Oh, no, he's trying to checkmate me. I need him to do if he if he fucks this up, he's
actually dead if he fucks this up. If he takes, I take, but now this is exposed. And if he
takes, it's dead to the roof. So this exchange will end with this queen retreating. That
in between. All right, ignore
that chat. This this exchange
would end in his queen
retreating and me still being
up on material. He ends up
ignoring all of it in doing
that.
I need to get this Bishop out
of the way so that oh this is
such a good play. Wait, wait.
This is such a good play.
Hold up. If I move the pawn there, it's protected by the rook. And his knight has to move. Is
this a better play, though? Nah, because then he just trades. This is such a good play.
can't take and now his night's fucked up which is going to 30 burpees for losing
So fuck do you think I'm about to do?
People in my chat are saying he was cheating?
Really? Nah.
Is there a way to game review?
What do you love to play like?
What do you love to play like?
It's tough to lose, but every game is a lesson in disguise.
He played like an 1100?
Do you think he was reading chat, he had 81% accuracy?
Chet, do you think he was cheating?
You know what I think?
Maybe because he instantly rematched, maybe he was just in the stream reading chat because
some people in the chat know the good moves.
Bro, I've never had an opponent play 1100.
I don't think so at least.
I don't know.
All right, y'all let me call Riley.
Chat Hero Boulder today?
We're gonna try it out for her.
We're gonna see if Clash is fun or if it's shit.
I'm gonna call Riley.
I haven't called Riley in Blade Class in a minute.
Let me text him.
Mr. Riley, Mr. Riley?
Okay, I'm calling.
Bro, oh my god, Hero Boulder might actually make me a top fucking 1k player if I actually
play the game.
Still never got top 1k.
Hero Boulder might actually, because dude, I can use my goaded deck.
The deck I got top 70 with, Fertis, Guard, Snowball, but then I'll have Hero Boulder.
Bro, this could be, this could be, this could be disgusting.
Bro, I wish they did Evo Boulder though.
I don't know why the fuck they did Hero.
Like, I don't know why they're still doing Heroes, period.
I wish they didn't evoke over.
Bro, chat, I haven't played class with Riley in months,
bro, I miss my dog, man.
Okay.
Season results, wait, my face cam just froze,
I think, chat.
That's my dog, and that's my dog.
That's my dog.
Okay.
Yeah, bro, season results, chat.
I didn't grind.
I started grinding, but it was too late in the season.
I had a good win percentage, but I wasn't grinding.
This season I might grind just because of the hero border. Oh my god he's got the
hero key above his head. All right let me call Radley. I'm gonna go pee chat and
we're back!
I'm going to try to get a new
season of class today with Riley
man hero voter bro like if
there's one card that could get
me to play the game again it
might be here a boulder.
Oh chat last thing I'm going to
relaunch class in a second last
thing chat League of Legends
tournament is officially locked
is officially locked in Monday, officially locked in Monday.
Let me tell y'all boys about the League of Legends tourney really quick.
So here's the format. It's a little confusing, but League is like such a hard learning curve game.
We're trying to like make it as balanced as possible.
So, League of Legends turning Monday, April 11th, where we already got like 20 people
in in like fucking an hour.
Like people fucking love League.
Okay.
League of Legends starting Monday.
I think it's the turning where we've gotten the most people, like interested.
League of Legends 30, Monday, April 11th, 40 streamers,
eight captains, eight streamer captains, sorry,
eight streamer captains, eight challengers,
one challenger per team, which I'll explain.
The challengers are simply there to coach their team through the game, so we're going to make a rule to where they can only play support and play, wait, what month is it? Oh my God, it's May. Jesus Christ.
Okay, okay, okay, um support so challengers can only play non-damage support
like mages and stuff because you don't want to have like a challenger like killing fucking marlin
and ron and me continuously and getting level 18 like we want to make it to where like the like
some of the streamers can make some plays and have fun, but the challengers can have fun coaching them.
So that's the format. It's going to be a draft, bro. The people we have interested in this is
like insane. I think this League of Legends tournament chat, unbiasedly, from the names we've
gotten in an hour, I'm not going to say yet. I'm going to wait till it's all completely filled,
but from the names we've gotten in like two, three hours, I think this is going to be the best
turn he's ever did. It's gonna be insane. There's gonna be eight challengers, one per team, eight streamers, captains, draft their team, and yeah, bro. We're gonna have like all sorts of ranks in. It's gonna be mainly noob slash like iron to silver is gonna be mainly, there's like some like diamonds, I think, but I'm gonna make sure that if I get one diamond in chat, I'm gonna try to get eight diamonds in that way.
He has a diamond.
You know what I'm saying?
But I've been cooking with Dantez.
He's helping me get people to shout out Dantez.
But yeah, bro.
Also, bro, just shout out Dantez in general, dude.
Like, bro, he's made the league stream so fucking fun.
Chat, did you all, like, mostly all didn't see it because it was late in the stream
last night.
It was like 10.30.
But bro, it could we pull up the clip.
High-vives of me, like, breaking the Nexus.
I think Yoxic tweeted it or something.
Bro, yesterday, I've been having so much fun on League, dude.
I'm not even kidding when I say this chat, like right hand on the Bible.
I have never been as like initially interested in a game as League of Legends since Siege.
Like it literally reminds me of my first week on Siege, bro, legitimately.
My first week on Siege, I was absolutely dog shit at the game, but I just wanted to keep
learning shit.
And I have the same exact mindset with Leech.
Like, I'm absolutely dog shit out of the game,
but I just want to keep learning shit.
It's so fun learning shit.
Yeah, this is the tweet.
This is the tweet.
Chat.
Like, you can just see, like, I was actually
having so much genuine fun.
Let me try to refresh so maybe it'll work better this time.
Okay.
Chat.
Just like, if you were not in the stream last night, bro,
I'm telling you, you have to put it up to these Leech streams.
It's later in the night when we play with Datseth,
but they're so fucking fun.
Okay, wait, let me drag my camera over here so you don't get like a double camera.
Chad, this was legitimately last night. This was so peed, bro.
HATESY!
YORIGA!
HATESY!
HATESY!
HATESY!
HATESY!
HATESY!
My heart was like pounding.
HATESY!
HATESY!
HATESY!
YES!
HATESY!
HATESY!
HATESY!
HATESY!
HATESY!
HATESY!
HATESY!
HATESY!
HATESY!
HATESY!
HATESY!
HATESY!
HATESY!
HATESY!
Can't kill win!
Oh my god!
Can't kill!
First ever double digit kill game and first ever game where I even hit the Nexus, let him own solo kill hit.
And I broke the Nexus!
And first game where I ever got 20k damage.
Alright.
Smudge it out!
This guy carry holy shit.
Dammit!
Now chat there's the full clip right here. This is the full clip. This absolute Chad got the entire clip
Chat I soloed Baron on one HP like this was just cinema. Look at how locked in I am here
Okay, Chad this was just Pete
I see ink like my foot.
Oh no.
1 HP Baron kill.
YEEEAAAH!!!
LETS FUCKING KILL!!!
LETS GO!!!
It's...
...alright.
OPEN UP!!!
Alright level 18 yeet.
Now Janksy.
Janksy.
You need to back up. Most important thing about playing League of Legends.
I need one more song.
I need one more song.
Look at what? Auto-play.
Look at the song that auto-played here.
One more song?
Oh, yeah, there's a good one.
Oh, this is a good one.
This is a good one.
You can let this one sit.
It's good.
Now, Jaycee, listen.
Yes, Meltas! Talk to me, Meltas!
I'm gonna talk to you, listen.
Come on!
You fucking made me do that!
Bro, right here on 9 and 5,
a one kill away from DoubleTidget's first time ever,
I've never even hit nine kills before.
You're listening, backup backup!
Jynxie, you're a commander anyway!
Your team needs to know what's happening!
Playing the mid!
Again, stall on, Jynxie!
Now you need to wait for your choke up.
Listen to the passion in Dota as his voice, bro.
He's in base, so be not engaging.
I love playing League with this guy.
You have a favorable condition back up
Yes, okay, it's time to shock the fucking world baby
Okay, just back up back up do not go in do not engage do not engage
Okay, now Jay, the beat is dropping, you know what that means, right?
I didn't even realize till after but their entire enemy team was invading our base, that's
I was able to get an unscathed
Most underrated skill in League of Legends is the map like I swear to God
There is such a
Gigantic skill gap that comes in with literally just the mini map like it's insane
Oh
Cuz of the bot lane minions
Yes
Oh my god, this-
Uh, cinema. I don't even know what else to say, bro.
Actual cinema.
Kill win!
Oh my god!
Yeah, I love League, bro, and I'm absolutely shit at it, but I just- I love learning shit.
Can't kill, and I broke the net set!
Wait, this is the best part.
20,000, damn it!
You can't do this!
Wait!
Close your eyes and listen to the drum!
You are on this!
Oh my god!
Bro, what type of music is this?
Yeah!
Check!
This is the most fun I've ever had in my life!
And the feedback update was just the fucking tomato on top.
That means one of the absolute chud muffins on my team I reported got banned.
What is all about me?
Wow.
Yeah, I'm addicted, bro.
It's bad.
I'm going to be on day eight later, bro.
It took me one week, one week to have like a breakthrough game, and this was the breakthrough
game.
Now, did I probably just get carried by my team?
Yeah, probably.
This guy had 75,000 damage, but I don't give a fuck, bro.
five five assists broke the Nexus 20k damage I might have had less damage than my support
player but I don't give a fuck okay but yeah chat I did win them the game I did win them
the game all right chat let's call round me my fucking dog you'll be gone in a royalty
baby you'll be gone in a riot you'll be gone in a riot oh my god chat calling
Riley calling Riley the duo is back the duo is back the duo is back
Yo, hello?
Riley?
Yo.
The duo is back!
Yes, bro, hello.
Bro, it only took the fucking hero fucking bowler, man.
Bro, I knew they were doing it.
Oh my god.
I knew they were doing it.
Bro, I knew they were doing it.
Wait, really?
Really?
No, I said it as a joke, but then it actually happened.
Wait, wait, what was your joke?
What was your joke?
I said in my video damn they're trying to get Jinxie back so bad and then you texted me if I if I want to run it
Oh, oh on the hero bowler
Yeah
I'm like damn they want him back so bad, you know that this is my favorite card ever like I don't like
It's so funny bro. Like dude. I don't even wait wait wait wait. Have you played with him, right?
I haven't even played with him. Yes. I have not even played with him. He's actually hilarious. He's so funny
I saw clips he like um he's like plays basketball right yes think of like a
shock who like can hit threes boss are you dead if you click on like the
preview of the hero bowler it's literally just a shock who can hit threes oh
maybe you have to get the hero though wait round I'm sharing my screen now
okay I see this court right now can you see oh yeah yeah yeah wait do I have
Shards you think? Sure they have Shards. Wait click on your collection.
Top right and then click on like the one on the right on the left. Sorry.
Yeah that one. Oh you need 30 more. If you open the pass maybe you could get
like 30. $5. Do you always claim your rewards from
the pass? No I don't. I don't. I don't. Okay you
can go to the pass and then you can click on previous season and just grab
the old charts. Like the past real. Um, it's a top right. Oh my God. Yeah, there. And then
quick, uh, previous season. Yes. Right there. And then there'll be like more. Oh, there'll
be more. Yeah, just like scroll down. Well, maybe it depends on what you play. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Right. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
five star, five star, five star. I've never gotten a one star to a five star. No. Oh my
Oh my god, okay, that would have been crazy.
Dude, that would have been a aura, bro.
Wait, what? What is that? Oh my god.
Wait, so they're also doing Hero Dark Princess as well today, right?
Yeah, Hero Dark Princess in the past.
From the Bowler, you have to get it from Shards.
What is happening with your account?
You're like going up it every time.
Wait, Riley, who would you say is better
between the Dark Prince and the Bowler,
like in the Hero?
Bowler, for sure. Bowler.
Really? Let's fucking go!
Dude, the boy might be the best card.
He might be the best card in the game right now. I'm not even kidding.
Save a lie, Hebrew.
Bro, Riley, like, dude, I might be able to actually, like, if I played a game,
I might be able to get top 1k if he's actually good.
Dude, you could. By the way, they raised the CRL qualification.
It's only top 1.5k now to qualify for CRL.
Really?
Yeah, because do you know how, like, people like me and Moe would have, like,
a bunch of alt accounts covering the top 1k?
They extended it for those types of people.
But bro, I think it's pointless though.
And let me explain why.
Dude, the jump from like Riley,
the jump from like me to you is literally gigantic.
Like bro, even if I got top one K
and this is for 90% of ladder players, maybe more.
90% of ladder players are good with one, maybe two decks.
Pros are good with like 30 decks.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, that's true.
So it's kind of pointless to be even place CRL anyways.
I just want to get a top one K finish for myself.
And I guess you could put the badge on your profile too.
That'll be yes, bro.
Bro, Riley, you know, okay, this is mythical ball knowledge, but I know you'll
remember this rally.
Do you remember the season where I was 2,900 and I tilted to 2,700?
Yeah, I do.
You're using a giant skeleton.
Goblin hut.
Yes.
This is out minions.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Bro.
I don't even remember the exact tech.
Bro, Riley, if I didn't play because I don't remember what happened.
The servers shut off for an hour.
If I play, I would have held top one.
But I play tilt and put it in your back.
Yeah, I remember you were texting me during the maintenance break.
I remember.
And I was like, bro, what I literally said, I'm like, I'm like, bro,
what do I have to do to get a top one?
Okay.
And you're like, bro, I think if you get three K, you'll 100% lock it.
And rather than I was 2975 and I lost in tilt it.
I remember, but it wasn't your fault because remember the glitch.
Shit happens with all the, like if this is server outage, like, um,
people signed back on, log in.
Yes, the people don't log in don't get ranked so like I didn't know so I kept playing yeah
It was not your fault. I just do that was sad though. That was sad though
You still would have gotten in bro. I know I would have got top one. Okay. I still my best finish is top 1700
It was that season top 1700 though
That was still a good season giant skeleton was actually in his prime last season, but it just got nerfed like today
It's it's kind of bad now. Oh, it did. I feel like every one of the giant skeleton reprimed. Why was that?
Um, they buffed it like seven times until it became the best card. They just wouldn't stop buffing it
I don't know what was wrong with them. Yeah, okay. Okay. They just kept buffing it
Yeah, it was over and over again. It's kind of good already
It's cuz um, I think they just wanted to have a meta like they're doing this new thing where they just try to give cards spotlights
For like a few seasons and then they nerf them and like just try to make them like average
But they give cards spotlights in between I guess I've kind of been noticing that pattern from them. Oh, and I guess it's a boar's time now
Yeah, thank God, bro. I've been waiting for the voters time, dude. Wait, so Riley
Um, how would you say the state of the game has been in the last like two three months?
Because I do I haven't even hit ultimate champion in like three months like I have not been playing
Okay, I'm gonna be honest three months ago. It was horrible. I barely logged in but last month
It was it was all right like it was actually not bad like it's getting better
But it's still like not what it was like eight months ago or something. Yeah, well like it's better
Like they're like definitely putting in work to make it better like every season they they have a trail
That's a different game. What and they have a separate ladder for another game mode every single season kind of like
That's good. We do and bro. I thought we're going to GTS back, right? Yes. Yes
So like each season you have a GT
CRL and a whole new ladder mode like triple draft. What last season was triple draft?
Hi guys, what?
You're calling me hi guys?
What? Oh mo typed in chat?
Not a single thought between those eyes best duo of all time Riley hi guys go mo is in here
Moe, what is up, dude?
Stop opening?
Wait, stop opening what?
Oh, he's talking about the chest because you already got enough shards to get the bowl.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, my God.
Thank you guys.
Oh, I thought you just wanted to claim your reward so I didn't say anything.
No, I was on autopilot.
Oh, my God.
Right, here we go.
I could do that, too.
Here we go, here we go.
Now you're going to have the bowl.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
My glorious king.
My favorite card!
You have to have the Shards' Game!
Do I- wait, Roddy, what do I click?
Okay, click the X, like on the top right.
Click the X and then click the collection.
Okay, and then go to the Shards menu.
Okay.
Like on the left, left by three, yep on the right by one.
And then you click on the heroes, and then you click unlock, and then you can click on the one that you want.
And there it is.
Chad, this is like, I wish they gave him an Evo though.
I wish they gave him an Evo.
Bro, I tweeted that class a year ago, like literally a year ago, asking for Evo Boulder.
I mean, I'm fine with the hero, but I wish they gave him an Evo, bro.
But it's okay.
I'm not gonna lie.
I think once you use him, you'll be happy it's a hero and not an Evo.
I'm not gonna lie.
Wait, really?
Because, well, the hero, you get to use the ability every time you place it, the Evo you
have to get to it.
And this dude, look at him dribble.
Okay.
This is sick.
like he actually looks like a LeBron low key. This is my goat bro. This is actually my goat.
Oh my god, dude. Now, this was, Riley, this was the deck that I got top 70 with and then tilted
off of a cliff. This was the deck. Yeah. If you remember, I got this exact eight cards. So,
wait Riley, won't you say the state of this deck? Like how good and bad is everything? Because I
have not been playing this game. Well, last season it finished number five in the world,
but with which instead of the furnace?
Who got which?
Do you think that which might be a bit more meta
than furnace?
It was good last season.
And this season I think it should be better
because of the hero bowler.
Fast.
Which instead of?
So I would assume it's gonna be better now.
Wait, but Riley, how was this top five
if there was no hero in it, right?
There was no hero.
Well, they had the giant hero.
Giant had a hero last season?
Well, giant has a hero every season.
Like the heroes don't rotate.
They say you're not stupid.
It happens.
So wait, who got it?
What's the guy I know?
Jorge Luis?
No, it wasn't.
It was actually another guy.
He's like Brazilian.
His name is Sinistro.
Wow.
We got five.
It's like an up and coming.
Who got number one last season?
I could, I could, I could let you guess.
Oh, can I, okay.
Uh, Moe.
Yeah.
Bro, that is insane.
Bro, the three thirdties in life.
Uh, debt taxes and mo finishing number one fucking every season.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not going to lie.
Um, yeah, dude, it was crazy to it was a really good finish.
Oh my God.
Okay, bro.
Wait, so right, right.
He, um, um, do you want to like, do you want to do what we used to do?
We're like, we trade off using the new cards, but I'm probably just going to use
boulder, but you could use boulder and dark breath.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Okay.
I'm still down.
Bad bro.
Do you want to start so you can see yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait you're ready
We're gonna want to like tell me about him or should I just go in um
You can go in like raw if you want like you can like just like see it like how it is
Yeah, okay, um, okay, so
Bull that's a new voice line. He did not used to say it like that
Yeah.
Dude, the Buller has so much aura, bro.
Ready?
Yeah, like it's, it's actually like Shaka can shoot threes.
Ready.
Ready.
Ready.
Ready.
Ready.
Attack a tower from over the bridge.
He's like a fucking expo.
Yes, yes, yes.
Is there any downside to that or can he not move anymore?
Yes, there's one downside.
Okay, first of all, when he's in the ability, he can't move, but that doesn't really matter,
you're always going to be shooting something because the range is massive. The bad part is that,
do you know how the Buller has the rolling damage? Say that there's a big line of troops,
it won't line through. Like it splashes, right? But say that the musketeer got separated there,
like if they were spaced better, it wouldn't hit the musky when it normally would. So that's the
downside. I see. Okay, okay. I see. And wait, Raddy, when I use the ability, how long does it last for?
It lasts for 8 seconds along a time to get 4 shots.
And when the ability is over, does he move again or is he stopped?
When the ability is over, he moves.
So like also if you pop the ability out of range, it will just not move and waste the
ability.
It will just stand there for 9 seconds.
Got it.
Got it.
Alright bro, I think I'm ready.
I'm probably going to butcher the fuck out of him at first, but I'll get used to it.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I'm going to give you a tip.
I'm going to give you a tip.
Okay, pause. Um, he's better on the counterpush. He's better on the counterpush. Got it. Okay. Yeah. Oh my god
Oh my god, look at his little headband. Oh like, okay hog here
I mean, I guess the bowler could have been super good there just just to get the counter push
But it's fine because basically the big thing right about the counter push is that you defend
So it was a one elixir bowler then you and then you can hit the ability and he has to defend it and it's really annoying
That's like the whole thing behind it. I could just like bowler like ability
Yeah, you can do that, but I don't recommend it because that's seven elixir at the bridge and they can block it.
No, I know what you mean.
He takes two seconds.
And then do it.
Yeah.
By the way, he takes two seconds to start throwing, so like they had two seconds to block him.
So that's why it's better on the counter push.
This would be a great spot for him.
Yeah.
I just wouldn't hit the ability because like otherwise it won't hit the musky.
There you go.
Loki even here like once it walks up a bit you can even pop the ability just like test it out a bit
And just kind of get like a first like view on it like look it stops moving and ask the toilet a bit
Like
Yeah, bro, okay the ability being to elixir actually makes it somewhat balanced, bro
I thought it was one of my yes, I would be game breaking to elixir makes you tell you if you do a bad one
It can actually cost you the game. I like that. I like that. There's actually like some thought and they also get reaction time to um
Like you also have time to react to like them using the ability like I would just drop the bowler in the middle here
Low a bit and you can hit the ability like snipe it. I mean, maybe not anymore
Pretty good play. Oh, no, you have to watch out
By the way, people mega night is broken now. You have to be careful about
Wait, what? No, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
That guy just doesn't, like, he's just crazy.
He's pretty...
I don't think he's not good against your deck though, specifically.
Nice snowball.
That was a beautiful snowball.
He has to reset this Crocky.
Wait, Riley, Riley, Riley, Riley.
Yeah?
Can you buff for the night tonight?
I like this.
No, they didn't buff it.
It's just, they nerfed a lot of its counters and it's just kind of insane now.
Wait, this could be a good push.
Nice.
He has to mega knight.
We're just gonna lose his tower. He might mega-
Go on witch!
Oh, you! You're witch! Witch! Witch! Witch! Witch!
It's still alive! It's still alive!
Nice. Beautiful.
Let's fucking go!
While we're down. Nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can still bowl it by the way.
You can always bowl it on defense. Like I would maybe put it on defense and then
if he drops the mega-nate you can start hitting the ability and it's just gonna start
throwing from all the way over there.
Yeah.
Like it's just gonna stand there and just start throwing stuff.
like he's actually kind of insane and the boulders do splash damage you see it's
hitting the mini packet too. Bro it's like throwing fireballs Riley oh my god.
Bro this is disgusting this is actually gross. Dude he's actually insane it's
actually so funny to use. Wait does he have demotes? I want to see if he has demotes.
I think he does. Chad how do I get his demotes before you play it really quick
Oh wait I already went and I'm sorry. There's like this little thing you have to click. I think you have to spend gems to get it
Maybe he doesn't even have an emo, but I'll check after my game. Okay. I'm going into your game right now
I'll check. All right. I'll see what this guy's using as well. I'm not sure what he has
Maybe I'll play something so I don't waste time. I'll just go for the bowler. He's right in early. Oh
What type are you using Friday? I'm using E giant because you guys also got above
Bro, that's a- and Ejag goes good with Boulder too.
Like the Tornado shit.
It's like the perfect synergy with the Boulder.
Like, I'm just gonna hit the ability right here and like,
it's gonna take out the cage and then it's just gonna be super annoying
because it's gonna relock onto the tower like, look.
Oh my god.
One, two, three, BAM!
WHAT?!
WHAT?!
It didn't even get distracted by the chain!
What the fuck?!
Annie's still alive by the way, look Annie's still-
Wait, I'm gonna get-
Oh, if that lived, I could have got another ability.
Like he's actually just like a ridiculous card,
but it's actually so funny.
I think this guy's graveyard.
Bro, you could do so many fun animations with him too.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Another good thing is that like, usually with Bolardex,
you have a hard time dealing with units like Zappies,
maybe like Musketeers, witches, furnaces,
because they get out range, right?
And then they protect them.
We can just hit the ability
and then they have to block for their card.
Yeah, the ability covers
one thing the voter always struggled with which was range bro and obviously air too but he can't
damage air right yeah he'll never be able to damage wait i don't leave anything what if he's
splashing a knife but there's a dragon on top because it's you aerial damage or not no unfortunately
not i wish but i think that would be maybe a bit too broken imagine like it's one chop the mini
alert wait oh the needle that was nice and then some and then sometimes what you can do as well
You can just like drop him at the bridge if they don't have like a tank in cycle and they just have to like just
Hit there and eat the damage because if they don't have a tank then there's nothing that they can do yeah, yeah
Okay, oh shit
This guy actually looks like kind of decent at the game. It's not pretty good
Yeah, this guy knows what he's doing for sure like he knew to go for the evil knight with the graveyard because I don't really have a good answer for
That evil night directly because I don't have like a goldmine or anything
But I'm just gonna like pressure with the bowlers soon
I have the evil inferno dragon as well evil inferno dragon kind of destroys this guy's deck and I can even bowler in the
Middle here just to snipe his cage like I'm just gonna boy here the ability and another thing that I can do is I can
NATO stuff into the bowler throw as well if I want my I'm not going to here because it's not a good play
But I could like oh my god. Holy shit. Holy shit
He's actually like insane. It's so funny
Bro, and now he's walking again. He's such a nuisance.
Yeah, and then another thing is that sometimes when you use the bowler on defense, you can cycle to a second ability.
Because the ability cooldown is 22 seconds, right? But if you use that on defense, then you can get to a second one sometimes.
It's pretty disgusting.
Good God, bro.
Nice bowler.
Wait, Radha, you have lightning in your deck, right?
I do, yeah.
That's what I figured with the last one.
wait I'm gonna ability here just to start sniping at these units
I'm gonna take out the ice wizard oh my god I just took out everything off the
boards like now he doesn't even really have a counter push bro it's literally
Shaquille O'Neal shooting free throws I don't think you could have explained
that's what I'm saying it's just chef that can actually hit threes bro like
it's kind of insane I actually love this card cuz it's just like so funny as
as well like the whole idea is just like hilarious too.
Yeah, it's actually like, it reminds me of like the me me like stupid shit they would
do that was always fun.
Like it's just very funny to look at a bowler throwing.
Yeah, it gives like the true clash royale like vibe but maybe like it's a bit broken
but at least it's something broken that you can laugh at.
Bro, um, the one thing that is sucks for you this game is his goblin cage.
Like that is sucks.
Yeah, the evil cage destroys the E giant evil cage has been becoming popular to counter
the giant players which is smart hopefully I can still win this game though
just okay I'm gonna get top one I believe it and I'm gonna get the badge
and I just live I might even fucking do like literally I respect that I'm
good yeah I think it's just like really impenetrable maybe I'll play a
different deck though to be fair because maybe Ejad is not that good at the lower trophies
because all these people have super good defense. The only way that I could maybe like one time
I did an Evo or a Bowler or I guess Hero Bowler and then I natoed cards to the tower and
then it splashed it but they have to be like nearby to the tower. It's like actually an
incredible play. It's like actually hilarious. That guy was actually a solid player and he
had a good matchup. That guy was like damn. Yeah. Unfortunately there as well the Evo
Evo Knight is a hard counter to the bowler actually,
which is like, I think a card that's gonna
become super popular.
Like, Evo Knight is really good because he doesn't take
a lot of damage to the bowler.
Bro, yeah, and I don't know like, if you use E-giant,
like how you're supposed to even break through a cage,
like, I know you can, but that's like-
It's unfortunate.
Yeah.
Oh, he has bait.
His Goblin Barrel's not Evo though.
Bradley, look who's on the board.
This is basically a exchange if we want the bowler.
Yes, exactly.
And then when he comes up to the bridge,
hit the ability so he has to block it it's super good bro and then I can give
him a weird like last second giants too yeah cuz he pauses like right here he's
just gonna know it's gonna reach look he had a mega night block it that's like
huge cuz now I just used all of his elixir bro this is so fucking fun oh my
god wait this is actually fucking hilarious he's in trouble bro he's
actually in trouble because he's spent 12 elixir right there on a bowler okay
so I'm gonna eat I'm gonna eat cuz I have Larry Larry help Larry yes okay
well he's one card away from evil mega knight so make sure to be careful of the
you don't make any just countering everything you can't afford MK yeah he
can mega knight in like three like two seconds oh he can't make any at all this
This is good. That's a lot of damage. Nice!
That's beautiful.
Dude, this guy just got slammed. Watch out for a hog rider on the left side too, because
he might end up going for the hog rider.
Yo!
Sorry.
Bro, I missed the enemy! I'm not gonna lie!
Damn people are still putting that goon and emote on the side of your games.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Yo, guys!
Eight months later, let it go!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Wait, this mech has a massive penis.
Alright, I'm gonna do this.
Yo.
Wait, did you see that arrow's right?
Oh no, no, no, no!
Oh, it's witch card!
Oh my, oh my, oh my God!
Wait!
Yo, she actually just clutched up right there.
Oh my God.
Wait, that was actually a good witch placement, because now he loses his tower, doesn't answer
that.
That was an amazing witch placement, yeah.
Riley, if I go Boulder Bridge Ability, I know it's bad, but like in a pinch, does it instantly
lock or no?
No, it takes two seconds, okay, so you can net it's not like a princess
We could like instantly finesse somebody it has to do that like spinning thing like if you ever hit the ability
You'll see like he like spins his finger like you know what those basketball players do like that
But it's like they put the ball in their finger and then they spin it. He does that watch this right if you do it now
She'll like do the little spin and then it starts throwing. Oh my god. It's gonna splash yo look at the border
He almost hit the hog!
Oh my god!
What the hell?
Bro, he's like steps curry! What is this?
Dude, he doesn't miss!
Bro, this is so good.
Okay.
I can punish this mega knight maybe.
Dude, there's actually no way.
Nice.
Yup, there's the wizard.
This is fine. You can get a nice bowler lineup.
Nice.
Good cards.
I like the not snowballing there too. So say the elixir bad freeze
By the way, have your snowball like Hubbard cuz he's gonna like scar me somewhere. So just have it ready
Maybe just grab a nice arrows. Okay, maybe snowball predict them. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on
To an old Joe chat to an old Joe
Hi, guys, keep my record today. I'm gonna go on a fucking burner
Keep my record, bro.
Wait, that 2-0, Joe reminds me of something that I saw on TikTok, by the way.
Wait, what did he say?
Do you know, is it like 0 and 10 bet or something? What does that mean?
Alright, check.
Is that like the number?
No, 0 and 10 bet is just forbidden lore, right?
It's forbidden lore.
Wait, can I check the emotes?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The bowler has an emote?
Go on the main screen.
Chai, does it?
I don't know.
I'm on the main screen.
Click, click on that thing.
Oh, I guess there is, wait, click on it again.
There's like a bowler one there somewhere.
Maybe click on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, look, there's the bowler emote top left.
Okay, he does that.
I know how to get it, but you're gonna need gems.
I think you need like 4,000 gems to get it.
Fuck.
Wait.
I think you need 4,000 gems.
4k gems to get the boulder remote yeah could well like it would have also gave
you the boulder too like you see like but like you already have it
God bro oh my god check should I buy it I don't even want to spend money I don't
know check should I buy it or no no yeah I dude I'm gonna be honest rather I
don't even know if I can like give that money bro I've got to be got the ball
Understandable. Yeah, I literally got the border with the fucking yeah, I'm not even gonna find I'm just gonna stick with my own g-mote
I may be I can unlock it
I think it will probably be available somewhere. All right. I mean wait I can actually just mod you with the border emo
Actually, cuz I do have it
Look, it's like it's like looking back and forth
I love emotes that you can apply to a lot of situations, you know what I mean?
Like fireballing minions, you could just do like that.
Like that.
You're just like questioning everything about what they're doing.
Yes.
It's actually a pretty good emo too.
I'm able to get some playing.
Wait, brother, are you using my deck?
Yeah, I just copied your deck.
Maybe you giant won't work in the range. So I'm just gonna put your deck bro. Okay, this is the cringiest way to get damage in the game
I hate people do this. I I am not a fan of the hero magic art
It is the most frustrating part of the game to go up against and it avoided a nerf in the balance changes as well
Wait, come on. Wait one. Give me two. Give me two. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
He's Steph Curry man!
Nice
Oh my god, bro
he's actually just like insane dude okay but rather like i just think putting a magic archer at the
bridge in the first 20 seconds and just like it's such a disgusting way to get damaged i don't know
bro i agree with you bro i agree with you it's it's one it's one of the most annoying like strategies
because on the first magic archer you don't even know that they have it don't know that i have it
damage and then like end game when there's like bro this okay this guy has
mini pack up too that's fine um just a zap that but yeah bro like also end game
like I'll have a bolder walking in front of my tower and then they'll just
match the guard to the bridge in the game and it's like yeah like at the start
you don't know that they have it and then they get like 3000 damage and then
they pop the ability backwards and they teleport away when it first came out the
ability was only one elixir now it's two really and he has that little dummy
thing bro um yeah it's like access coverage I've been playing that much
the last like three months I've been playing occasionally off-stream but
like I haven't even hit ultimate champ in like literally three months but I'm gonna
try to grind it this season but um what heroes are like uh like what heroes have
been actually good like all of them I'm not gonna lie the best one is probably
right now. Magic Archer, I would say number two. I'm not even sure. I think all of them
are solid honestly. They all have their own place in the game which is kind of cool.
Bro, the Barbaral was pretty good too. The Barbarals good.
Barbaral was really good. It got nerfed but I still think it's good. I don't see too much
difference. They changed how far it rolls but it still seems good to me. I'm not going to lie.
I still mess with it for sure. I like the Barbarian Barrel.
me personally though like I do think that like they did a decent job at like
making sure like there's not like too much power difference on the heroes like
other than like the new one usually like the new one is usually like what
better than the other ones but feel like at the most part it's pretty fair
yeah I know actually facing very good players at the start it's okay though
it's gonna hit him with the ball he's gonna have to ice hole in the block this
We're canon I guess.
Oh so he doesn't lock and power?
Oh my god, Bollard.
Oh my god.
Nice rally?
Holy shit.
Wait, I'm just gonna graveyard here.
I have to graveyard just a tank for my troops.
Just to keep them alive.
Yep.
The guards here too keep these alive.
If my board can live that, I can keep them alive.
Yeah, they're trying so hard to get over there.
Nice, which is alive, bro.
Pressuring the A to stop.
Nice, kill that. Wait, which is on? Which is on?
I'm gonna hit the ability here that I need the minions to.
Oh no. Okay, we're good for now.
This guy's just gonna keep spamming me. You have to be careful.
You have to watch out for the Magikarture lineup too, bro.
Yup.
It's gonna be hard to avoid the Magikarture lineup and all damage.
No!
Yeah, that's a lot of good stuff, like, bro.
Wait, you're good. No these guys are like, bro
players
Damn, I look so bad right now. What the hell that's actually crazy
I'm not kidding I can tell these guys
Jixi you gotta hold it down for us, bro
Wait, did they have
Matchmaking into like the game? Um, they did not but I am getting actual match
that's actually crazy.
It's all good, bro.
Bro, that guy, dude.
I mean, again, though, that is like,
mini-paka and cannon.
Like, I mean, I play this deck every day.
Like, that's hard to break through.
Yeah.
Mainly the magic archer because I can't arrows and stuff like,
because you can hit the ability backwards and dodge it.
Wait, Bradley.
When you use the ability with the boulder,
is he basically blind until he's finished spinning?
Because, like, let's say,
let's say there's goblins on the board,
Yeah, but then they put down a cannon closer while I'm in the ability. Is he just gonna ignore the goblins go for the cannon
He's blind until yeah, you're right
So they will target he targets the closest unit when he's ready to attack this guy just sold the entire match
Yeah
So like essentially like say that there's like a card all the way across the arena
And then they drop a mega night at the bridge after he'll shoot the mega night
But if he's already locked on, then he'll shoot the other card.
Nice.
He's gonna have like 1k health left.
Or no, no, no.
It's fine though.
He's in trouble actually.
But I don't know why you should have an arrow guard because it doesn't kill him, it doesn't
actually like do anything.
Yeah, only if you have something with it I guess.
Yeah.
Didn't arrows just go guards completely?
I remember that.
They did like years ago, but then they buffed them to not die to arrows and they've been
sense. That's OG ball knowledge.
What do you think the most?
What do you think the most like ball knowledge fact about Clash is?
What is that tapping I must?
Sorry, I keep getting dragged over here.
I don't know, like most ball knowledge?
Bro, maybe when like, maybe how the golem used to look on like
day one of the game remember when you had like the little ankle break or you had like the um
the like wrist bracelet do you remember that no you remember how the golden used to look
the og well i started in well i started in 2019 well there you go bro i just a og bono
lets you damn bro the golden used to look different bro the golden used to have like
uh wrist like rocks on his arms
I think I only have like the six year badge on this account wait nice damn that was a really
good defense yeah bro if the evo snow you got really nice dude evo snow got nerfed by
the way and the balance changes in the most reasonable yeah yeah but it's still good just
Um, do you know how like when you go for the evo snow, it slows them for four seconds now
It's only three seconds that they get slowed for like, um, then they start walking normally
It's like actually like it's still really good honestly, you probably wouldn't even notice if I didn't tell you I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, nobody I would notice that
It's like actually like insane
Bro, Riley, I don't progress through the league's fast because I'm washed bro because I was league five
Oh, because you don't have the boost. Oh, yeah, I don't we're not having the boost is like heartbreaking
I'm not gonna lie like going through those leagues without like a booster. It's like actually like depressing
I'm not gonna lie. I'm washed ass balls, bro. I
Don't think you're washed road. She's you just need to get some reps in bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
I just need to get reps in I you're right
Like all good now you're playing like an actual week one. Yeah wizard. Yes
Yes, sir. All right, and bro boss man. Nobody really uses boss band anymore to do really
Thank god! Fuck that fucking god!
Well actually it might come back now. I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty good against the boiler.
Just like, give you, give you, yeah, in and out, just like that.
Okay this guy just got his own set of mixer on a witch, Mara!
Yeah, the reason people weren't using boss bandit was because of the giant skeleton.
But maybe it will get used again now.
Oh my god, rather you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, boss man would get the trigger. Yo what? Yo, he thought my bowler was gonna keep walking
What the fuck am I watching yo, I think
Yeah, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna go for a giant here, bro
I might even just pop the ability just like victory
Yo, the bowler, one more, one more, come on.
Dude, wait, how much throws does he get, Raddy?
Four or five?
Four.
Bro, this card is so good.
Right away.
Oh my god.
Bro, you can't, I saw that you've been getting
into chess, by the way.
Bro, Raddy, I'm 400, I'm shit, bro.
But I'm trying.
You're 400?
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I used to be 800 on my old account, but that's how
you play it, I decided to download it,
now I bro I also tilted to 400 like I was higher but then I tilted bro you were
400 though yeah bro I feel like every class route player should play chess
because it's like some somewhat similar kind of but yeah I feel like every
class player should play chess dude chess is actually like a funny game have
you ever tried the puzzles dude yes bro yes bro some of them are fucking impossible
bro but think about it already chess is literally class royale but chess has
It's no matchups and if you play yeah, whoever plays better wins. It's not like that's why chess is a rage bait-ass game
Because if I lose I can't even cope and say I got hard counter. Yes, you literally are just like oh, I got out playing
Oh, I say that I hate matchups, but then I can't even cope when I get rolled in chess by something like like bought
Like he'll be lower than me and then I'll lose too. It's actually so annoying
No, literally
I gotta say what's up to my clan
Oh, I love this email. I love that email. Wait, the one tipping the T. Yes. Wait, how
about this email on the side? I just did it on the side. I'm not sure if you can see
it. I've seen it. I've seen it. Bro, that email is, I actually like that email. Is there
a free way to do it? I maybe later, like maybe later in the, in the season. Oh no, fuck
guards fuck no guards no I was dragging it was a drag error fuck my witch I'm
just out of the game so yeah I agree I think it's fine though to eat some
damage oh it happens bro I'm worried about you know I dragged here and I
wanted to go it's here yeah it's all right though I think you should be fine
this guy might have like a baby mortar deck it seems kind of seems like that
right now maybe like the Skelly King or something we get hero bar barrel wait
this is fine this is fucking fine I like that snowball that was nice okay this
shit all the more just gonna shoot the guard right yeah not bad one thing by
the way that rascals are kind of broken that's you have to be careful about the
Rascals. Yeah, I'm just splitting up damage here so this is fine I guess. The
Buller seems to get a lot of value against him by the way and he has one
more card left to play. It will probably be another spell so he might have a
hard time killing your witch. What is his spell right now? Barbarian Barrel plus
maybe one more because he has one more card left to show.
I like this I like this I like this never gonna live I think come on live oh
man so good look at the tower I think so too oh no wait how's that law cuz the
The bowler was too far to the left.
I think that's tower.
I think he just has to try to trade him.
That eagle furnace is going to be pretty.
I agree.
Just make sure not to get three crowned.
No, I won't.
I won't.
This guy's behind you, bro.
You have to show this guy what's up.
Oh, god.
He blocked the bridge.
No, no, please.
It's fine.
You could try to get minions down, maybe.
Please.
Giant go.
Come on, Skellies.
Please go go go
You got this you got this bro. He was getting you early, bro. You gotta beat this guy
Okay, that's dad
I don't want to give him poison value, I gotta go like higher with my witch.
I think he can poison that anyways, but I don't think he will cause he's scared of the giant graveyard bush.
Oh, this thing gets to die.
Great liner to catch with the minions. Don't get hit, don't get hit. Oh my god, this is so close.
He might rascals the pocket, so we'll work it again.
Not a lot, I think this evil witch push you have to win the game here, or it's over.
It's difficult because of the spells.
Watch out for the-
Oh no no no!
No!
I have one push.
He's not the giant graver in the pocket.
But he has the evil fur and he's still inside.
I need to switch to like infinitely live or something.
Poison will take your tower by the way. You have to keep going in.
Oh no. Aw, bro.
Bro, this be-abbing pussy!
Nah, I should have wished the right side. You're right. You're right.
Nah, I'm not.
Why is he be-abbing?!
Oh, the cost trail rage is back.
This is the road these guys road
Why is he fucking be emming bro?
Let's see stats. Let's see. Let's see if he's better than me. I don't care if he's better than me. I don't care
All right, he fucking sucks
Like bro, if you didn't have a higher fucking peak than me suck my nuts
Like I don't care
I'm gonna use the hero dark prince now. I'm using hero. Yeah. Yeah. I actually want to see this
I don't even know what this does. I think I saw their TV rap, but they only played like a two-second glimpse
I don't even know what it was. Yeah, I will say the hero dark prince is definitely worse than the bowler like by a decent margin
I think but I think it's a solid
Wait ready your job. Jonah player that I know I think isn't this guy like a top player like a more it's not him
Oh, I think Jonah is like maybe some anime thing. So a lot of people named their account that I think
I'm not sure what it is.
Is the guy?
Or something?
I don't know.
Yeah, he plays like lava and golem and stuff.
He's like a top ladder player.
Wait, I'm just going to hit the ability now.
Why not?
Wait.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He has to make it.
What the?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
He's like spawning a hog.
Do you see that?
What the fuck?
Dude, spawns like a ram, bro. He spawns like a ram.
Nice king tower application.
And the ram, when it spawns in, it does some splash damage too.
So like, if they have like a swarm on it, it will instantly kill it.
If it, like, they drop it on the spawn point.
So when this hog spawns, how do you get this splash, like ALE splash?
Yes, but like, it doesn't like splash the whole way.
Like, I'm gonna pop it again, and if he drops anything, like, yeah, if he dropped it close, it would have done splash damage.
Another thing is that once the ram comes out the ram charges and the dark prince can no longer charge
It's like taking the charge away like it charges the ram instead. Oh, that is kind of balanced
Yeah, because you can't charge he's not standing on anything anymore
Yes, and that's what like makes it like not as good as the bowler because the bullers is broken
But the dark prince like you like have very soon
Is the dark prince one of which are the abilities three
Well, the reason it's 3 is because it spawns a whole wing condition.
Because against some guys it will instantly win you the game, but against other guys it
won't do anything.
It's not going to do much against a mega knight for example.
How much damage does it do?
Is it like a hog?
Yes, it does like a little bit less than a hog I guess.
Holy fuck.
Yeah that's fair.
So it's a pretty significant amount of damage.
It seems like you actually have to have brain cells to use it because if you just use it
bad you just lose.
Yeah, any three elixir ability has to be used like really, really well or you're just good.
Like I'm going to use, I'm going to minor here to like just have an ability and then the minor is
going to tank for the ram and the ram's just going to get a nice connection. Like and then when it
connects it is 500 damage. It does the amount of damage is like a ram rider. I guess the best
equivalent would be like ram rider I guess because ram does 500 on the charge but then like 200 on
the regular hit. Bro the dark prince looks so tiny. It's weird to see him like off the horse.
He looks so tiny and cute
He kind of has aura like yeah, like you just I don't know
Yeah, he like looks kind of buff and shit when he's on the hog. Yeah
Oh nice
Nice
Shit
I'm just gonna poison here to clear out for the ram. Nice the ram! The dark prince! The dark prince! One more! One more! Bang!
Bro, that actually is sick. That actually is sick. Holy fuck.
Well at least it's three of them. That seems like actually balanced. That seems fair.
It's way more balanced than any other hero, I think.
Yeah.
Because if you're an idiot, you're just gonna lose.
Mhm.
Alright, I think if I win this, I get lead too, maybe. I don't even know actually.
Let's see.
Roddy, watch this.
Oh, never mind.
I was going to make him think I'm getting him a free win.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Watch out.
Oh, no.
I think Giant Minions just ends the game, bro, unless he has something weird.
He could have, like, a magic.
It feels like a wizard or something.
Oh.
That's not going to cut it, though.
Yeah.
Wait, he might have Giant Graveyard.
Oh, never mind.
I was thinking he could have Giant Graveyard with, like, the mini packet and the furnace.
break the furnace.
The fuck?
Aw.
That's pretty good damage though.
We take those.
We definitely take those.
And then look at the boulder.
Oh my God, I love the boulder.
Oh my God, look at the boulder.
Oh my God.
Nice?
Yo, look at that.
I'm not even gonna do anything.
Bro, it's gonna leave two.
Yeah, yeah.
You just need to ability when it comes up.
Ready, watch this.
Yeah, and he has to block it,
but he doesn't have knight and cycle.
He doesn't have mini pack and cycle.
And bro, wait, he has like,
he could drop the furnace maybe,
but like that's not good.
Oh, he has a valet crate, that sucks.
still win two elixir from this exchange. Yeah, you forced it out. I think that's scary, but it could work. I know I'm up. See what he has. I agree. The other cannon. That's fine. Okay. Okay, Jinxie, I do have a question. Do you think your mental health has gotten better after quitting clash for a few months?
It's brother. It's not even fucking close. Yes
But then I think I went right down. Oh my fucking god. I think I went down right down another lap
You mother fucker. I think I would write down another rabbit hole of playing League of Legends
So yeah, like quitting collateral has definitely made my mental health better
But now it's just I'm picking up another rabbit hole of League of Legends
I've heard of the types of people that play that game, bro. That does sound kind of scary, bro
Yeah, so I think I just hate myself, bro.
Like, my main game is like Rainbow League now, and like Clash.
Like, I think I just hate my life, bro.
I'm just standable, to be honest.
I'm just standable.
I'm going to just hook up Rust at this point.
That game is crazy.
Wait, nice?
Oh my god.
Wait, that was actually huge.
That's Tower.
Nice!
I think you just have to chill and defend.
Because he has Hog, you can just
He's bowler in front of your tower and he can't do anything.
Yeah like he could like what go for a hog here doesn't even matter like Valhawk.
Doesn't even matter he can't.
Nice.
Guard.
Snowball.
Nice let's go!
Bro the bowler just counters this guy's whole back.
I actually go fucking bad.
Oh my god.
Watch out.
Oh my god you have no elixir.
Wait I don't have no snow.
I might be dead.
Where did he get this elixir from?
Oh my god.
Which?
No fucking way!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, wait your which is gonna die too
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. You you can still win from here
It's fine you're in a pretty good spot, I think wait you like now
No, I think he was just down all the elixir because he spammed it off the bridge
Okay, eras furnace doesn't like eras the wall doesn't kill the furnace, but it's fine
You're in a pretty good spot because you're going same way.
Bro, if I just stack both of these things.
Yeah, he can't hit me.
You could like even, like once this all dies, you could even hit the ability to snipe the
cannon and then like he can't even get to it, it's just gonna give you more time to build
up.
Like if you pop the ability now, it's gonna snipe the furnaces and like he has to sit
there and block at the bridge, but it gives you which more time to cook up.
Like look, that's gonna splash the cannon and the furnace and it's just all gonna die.
And then it's still gonna shoot the knight too, it's still alive shooting the knight.
Yeah, but that's game because look I'm like just like think about it right it stayed back for nine extra seconds
So you have nine extra seconds to build up your attack. He's just dead
It's actually insane
You might have just made that guy quit the game
Dude he got splashed from the furnace bro and that camera and then got and then his fucking his
night got rolled to
But that guy just got fucked, Riley, oh my god.
Dude, I know, bro. You actually did that kind of crazy brush.
That'd have been me, like, actually.
That guy was actually, like, you actually got cooked.
What the hell?!
Wait, what?
No, no, never mind, man.
Wait, um, Hero Mega Manion is, like, shit now, right?
I swear it's shit.
It got nerfed again, so I think it should finally be bad.
Last season it was broken, but it got yet another nerf.
So I'm hoping it's trash.
It's actually the first time that I face it since the balance, so.
I think it's bad now, though, finally. I'm not gonna lie, G.C., you're really lucky you didn't
play in the hero Mega Minion seasons because, not gonna lie, I definitely, like, punched a few
holes, like, over the Mega Minion, Miss Prime. Really? Oh my god. Bro, we actually just spotted
on your tower, right? Yeah, no, exactly. So, like, imagine they go, like, lava in the back and you
You go like you may say you like pressure and then you go for the furnace, right?
Yeah on defense they drop the mega minion and then they teleport to your furnace kill it
And then it locks to your tower and you just lose the game like that's the most rage-inducing card of all time
I think and it's not even close
Yeah, so like you just couldn't use air defense, but then if you don't use air defense and they beat with a lot of hound
It was like the most rage-rate thing ever
How did that? How do you know?
They nerf like the time that it takes to lock on to units.
Oh, okay, okay, I see.
And then they also nerf the amount of damage, because when the Megamin teleports, it does
impact damage, right?
So say it teleports onto something, it damages it when it goes, but they're like reducing
that damage that it does when it goes to the thing.
But that's good.
It's a bit of a trouble.
Yeah, I'm going to pop my ability in a second.
I don't think he's doing this one.
I'm going to pop my ability now.
He's gonna spawn the ram and yeah, he killed some of the Skellies too and he has to get
a cannon down, but he already used it.
Yo, the ram!
Nice!
Let's go.
Bro, this card looks pretty fucking fun.
This card looks pretty fucking fun.
Dude, it's really, really cool.
I like it a lot.
It's very unique.
Oh my god, he used this cannon again.
I'm just gonna use my Dark Prince again.
Because if he doesn't have cannon down, it is literally impossible with this set of cards
to defend the ram.
Like, literally impossible.
Yeah, Knight, Skellies, Nades.
He doesn't have enough DPS.
Like, he has the Ice Golem ability here to freeze it, but that's not even enough.
So that's not even gonna kill it
And he's have the mega minion take it out and that might even get some damage still. Oh my god. It's still got a hit
You know how much do you do when it's not charged like 300 or it does like it does like 250 and then when charges
It doesn't apply hundred. Well, I'm just gonna dark prince here hit the ability and yes
The ice golem again, like he's just stuck on defense the whole game
He can't even go in with ice golem abilities. How can he go off in time? He's caught that's gonna ram. Okay. Oh my god
Breakers with it you fuck
He's dead because he doesn't have NATO. He doesn't have cannon. That's going to get a double connection, please.
Wow, wow.
Dude, this card is actually so funny.
Dude, you just kind of kept going in, bro. You couldn't push the shit.
He needs cannon from the wallbreakers, but then if he uses the cannon from the wallbreakers, then that ram takes him out.
Yeah.
It's like, right there, it looked broken.
I remember that emo. I think Nemo used to always spam that. What's that? That is name?
Nemo? Nemo? How do you remember that bro? Yeah, he did. Oh my folder value. Wait,
Holder's still alive? He's just lightning. He's just lightning. I think he just won.
Wait, what? Yo, this guy's just like feeding you elixir. Wait, giant? You can't even like ability
for style points I'm not gonna lie whatever he puts is gonna get it's like
like step here we go like bowling what we mirrored what
if you have to look what where did the elixir come from okay how did he have
ten elixir how did he have ten elixir he spent seven elixir on royals and a
What the actual fuck and then three more for the night
You're fine though, you can't really do anything from here like he's down a whole tower
This guy might actually be like
I lost like 11 beers, Steve Riley.
Wait, Jaxie, have you ever played Clash Drunk before?
Dude, yes.
I lost all my fucking broken.
I actually did a video on that.
I did a video where I think it was one lost equals one beer.
I posted it to my YouTube.
I lost like all the elo I had.
Bro, I feel like you lost on purpose though to just a drink more, no?
Nine.
No, I'm not that far.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm just checking.
Watch out watch out watch out. Why is this guy mirroring eagolums?
Yeah, nice ability man. That's gonna distract him. This guy is like those mid-ladder like
menaces that people be talking about on TikTok like they have like, dude he might, dude he has
one more card left by the way. He could have like a lava hound or something. I'm not even kidding
just like something random. Brother he's mirroring eagolums in the big two sets.
Yo. Okay. I want to know his last card. Yo.
Yes, a mega knight!
So, mega knight, elixir golem, miracle.
Yo, bruh, somebody would see me slapped in the head, bruh.
It's gonna mirror the eagle on the right.
Oh my, JXE!
Oh, you're fine.
I got scared for a second.
Wait, watch out, actually, because you're gonna lose that left, that right side tower, like, pretty much guaranteed, I think.
Oh, I'm gonna lose that.
JXE, JXE, JXE, JXE, JXE, JXE, please watch in.
Okay, you're fine. He doesn't have enough time.
Yo, brother. Oh my fucking god.
Yeah, that's the mid-latter man.
Yo, stop! Oh my god!
That's the mid-latter man. He's just Christ.
That's how they get you, bro.
Oh my god, that's really scary.
Nice.
Okay, I'm in.
Bro, what a freakazoid. Oh my god.
Dude, I think that's like the third eagle and dude that you face today.
Yeah, how do I play and Eagle and act like the border is good against Eagle and the witch does in the witch
Yeah, which is really nice. It's okay. It's spirit Empress
Your Empress got a lot of nerves today
Wait, really the guy that number five in the world had this exact act like guards minions. Uh, nah, he had mini-pecker for guards
That was the only difference
The only thing is that I don't think mini-pecker will be too great with the bowler in the meta
You know, it's gonna knock it away. You're right. You're right
So I didn't even like Balder like saying the main packer.
Gotcha.
Okay, I think this guy might have Meganite with this.
I think this guy's using the Brain Rot boss bandit thing, right?
With like Ram Rider.
I think he has Meganite.
There's like a new Brain Rot spam deck and they have Meganite instead of the boss bandit.
Because everyone uses Evo Meganite now.
Literally everyone like all of like the people on Mid Ladder who said Meganite was like the best card in the game.
Like they actually like finally got what they were saying.
So wait, why is, uh, why is Meganite good now, though, Bradley? I don't understand.
Well, people figured out that it was really good in last season because it would knock back Giant Skeleton,
and Giant Skeleton wouldn't be good against it, basically, and everyone was using Giant Skeleton.
Oh, my God.
This guy just, this guy just lost.
How do you lose? Do you have Snow Elixir now?
I'm gonna hit the ability here, and it's gonna, oh wait, never mind.
I forgot about that, dude, the Ground Empress. That could be some damage, though, with the ram.
Maybe you didn't lose, but that's a lot of damage. It's like 500 damage.
100 damage. I'll take that. Not bad. The most annoying part about the spirit empress is the
ground one because they always use it on defense and it like helps them in like those types of
situations. The spirit empress is a pretty cool concept. I don't know why they only did one card
like that where it's like two cards in one card like that is a pretty cool concept.
Yeah it's kind of sick. I feel like it could have even been a champion the ability makes
of the ground one. I don't know that could have been cool too. Maybe they'll add that.
I'm just gonna poison this. This guy's in trouble.
But Brad, I know why they incorporated heroes. If they already have champions. I guess as
like a way to... I actually do will never understand honestly.
Because is it championed?
I had a theory. Yeah, dude, I don't understand it. I had a theory and I know they'll never
like admit if my theory is right or not. But my theory was that everyone already bought
They like everyone already bought the evil for a card, but then how can you get them to continue buying stuff for that card?
Well, you give a new thing which is a hero. That was my like thought to be honest because I know how much they like their money
They lost like 60 million dollars
Dude, I'm not gonna lie like whoever's ahead of finance there like I bet that like guys would predict the revenue and that guy must be like
50 million off like I'm not even kidding like that guy might have had like the biggest like like wrong prediction
They would do evos every season which was fine like people love evos because it's like
You have to bro think about it. You have evos champions and heroes
How are you ever gonna make an evo for every card in the game?
How are you ever gonna make a hero? Yeah, you're never gonna do that, bro
Like you're you're just spreading yourself too thin. It's just too much fucking. It's too much work, bro
Also, even if you just put it down and then it does the special thing, like you don't have to like
Yeah, I agree. I don't know. Heroes are confusing for most players too because they use the ability and they don't use it well
So then they think it sucks and then they don't even use it at all. Yeah, like the ability usage rates like why is it yon?
Like I just started bro. I
Seemed to like the ability usage rates on the heroes like there's like a stat like how many times do they use the ability per drop?
and it was like 0.10 something he's like every 10 times a hero is dropped he's the ability once like
because people just don't understand them yo you kind of got started
and then meganighted the back like what the fuck
and then which is eight card so not my boulder stack
no boulder live live live on one hp no he's dead it's a doornail
I think he I think he might live. Oh, no, that sucks. It's okay. Dude. Yes, that's just work.
Yes, no dagger Duchess is really bad against your back. Oh, it's by the way, his witch isn't evil
But his mega night is
interesting
To be a bit careful
No, I thought it was gonna be which oh no, which I mean
Wait documents running front
Wait, what?
He might pop the guy.
Oh no.
Oh no, Jaxie!
Jaxie!
Oh, I think he might be dead.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Kill the guy!
Oh no!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm down Elixir.
Yep, there.
Now.
Holy.
Now I'm dead.
No.
Rattie, this, okay.
I'm not gonna lose.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay, to be honest, he overspent.
That was tower anyways.
By the way, don't rage giant graveyard the bridge because he has evil meganite, it will not get across the bridge and you have a tank for the graveyard.
Bro, you don't be so well, bro. I was gonna rage.
Dude, I saw you click the giant and I thought you were gonna giant graveyard the bridge because you overspent. I got scared.
Okay.
He spent five elixir. Okay, he can meganite right now. It's kind of scary.
It's fine. The witch.
Wait, oh my god, enist and hit the scally. No!
Okay, that's that's a dead push. I think you have to reset. I don't know. I think this push is alive, bro
Wait that witch is living wait. Oh my god, bro that's another witch
No, maybe maybe yes. No, maybe no. Oh my god. Oh my god, he has to be dead ass
Well, he has no more of a mechanism by an extra grade. Yeah, so I
Hope so. Yeah
Thing is if he's smart you could vines your giant to make it not cross the bridge. That's kind of scary
I don't think he's that smart
graveyard you might need an evo snow in there too holdy evo snow nice the value
arrows maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe two two we're giants oh my god no he's gonna
emote he's gonna fucking emote I'm gonna pre-mute to pre-fire the emote okay
okay okay see see I'm not gonna tell you if he emoted tell me if you thought he
He didn't, he didn't, he didn't, he didn't.
Oh, he did, he did at the end.
He did the prince drink his tea,
that's a thing on muted.
Oh, he drank his tea.
Oh my God, that means he was searching for it, bro.
Yo, oh my God, bro, oh my God.
He's kind of guy, he's kind of guy.
Bro, he like did a delay, the fucking emo.
What type of cringy fucking shit is that?
Like, debate emo that mother fucker!
It's all good, dude.
No, it's all good, man.
It's all good, bro.
See, that's the thing about Coshwell, bro.
They want you to rage, and they want you to put your whole life
into the game, but just keep getting mad,
and just have it like an endless cycle.
So you keep tilting and styling the game.
But if you don't get tilted, then you can actually
log out of the game at the end of the day.
Yeah, I love that.
They like literally specifically designed the most toxic emails ever like just knowing it's just gonna make people fucking miserable
Yeah, they put like the L like the taking the out from the night
Like how is this a fucking email? Yeah?
Well like bro like imagine losing by like 20 HP with a hard counter getting it with that like
You're not gonna rage really. I'd actually
Yeah, literally. You get fucking the worst matchup ever. You play better, you barely lose, and then there's BM-ing.
It's funny though, because I remember when I was like really new to the game, I didn't think of emotes as BM at all. I just used to click them.
Yeah, no, it's nice stimulation. That's so much fun.
Ability, ability, ability. And the thing about the ram, by the way, is that it doesn't start moving until it charges, so it like charges the tower.
Like look at that, he's cucked. That's tower down, I think.
Yeah, that's nice. Okay, try to get me with the barrel in the corner. I didn't know the dark prince was that short
Holy fuck, bro
Dude, I'm not gonna lie. The dark prince was low-key catfishing like that. I mean, he's like a midget
I thought it was huge dude
He's like fucking tiny
I don't know what his last card is, but he's not going to be breaking through anymore.
Kind of hard for him to get through from this position as long as I play properly.
He's going to spam my cannons.
He might shoot a firecracker that bridged up.
Spear God wants me to take this out, then we can just go for the minor plus wall breakers.
He doesn't even have enough time to beat me.
I feel like the only thing I can do is if my iPad dies.
His bat's here.
Um, I don't, yeah, he has enough time if your iPad ordered that.
I like this emote too. I don't know if you have sound on, but it's just like screaming at him.
It's like, it just starts like screaming, like it's actually like rage bait.
Oh yeah, by the way, do you play like the chaos mode?
The chaos mode was so funny.
The chaos mode was like the best thing they've ever done.
I've played it, I've played it a couple times, yeah.
But of course they added it like a month after I was not playing the game.
I would say I added it when I was actually playing the game, but yeah, the cast was peak.
I heard that it might be making a return at some point though.
Yeah, it was actually so funny.
Dude, I'm not going to lie, playing it for the original time, like that was one of the ones where like
the first play is the best play because you like figure out everything as it goes.
Yes.
Like I remember, like my friend didn't even tell me about the mode.
They challenged me in a friendly battle. They dropped an exponent shot sparkies and I instantly lost another
I thought they were acting at first. Yeah, I was like actually like dumb
It's the best mode ever. It's like everything they should have ever did for a mode
Yeah, it's like
The thing that I like about it is that like I mean you probably have like friends that you can't really friendly battle, right?
Cuz like you're way better than them and it doesn't matter what they do
They can't win but like chaos more just lets them beat you sometimes
Yeah, they have a good start like or they get a good mod it kind of like closed barriers like something that you can play with like people who are
Way better or yeah, it's just fun, bro
It's not as like fucking depressing
Yeah, watch out by the way. I think this guy has a mega night
Everybody's using mega night. It's actually bad. It's gonna be the most mega nights I've ever seen
I actually noticed it last season when I started playing towards the end of the season
Really? Yes, I noticed a lot of mega nights
Dude, they've just been like, everyone's just been using it, like, it just became meta.
I think with Bowler around though, it might kind of fall out of the meta a bit, because
Bowler is good against Meganei, especially like, Meganei at Ram Rider and stuff that
people like to use.
Be careful though, this guy's gonna be bridge spamming you the whole game long.
I think it double likes to be able to bend him over a table.
Yeah, I think so too.
He's not gonna be able to do much against your Evo witch in two times.
that's just gonna like
Yeah, you can even get nice minions
Yeah, he has no electric over minions. Mm-hmm. He has the mega knight that
Maybe get
Nice beautiful you do have to be careful though watch out for the Skelly barrel and I want to save that snowball
Nice by the way, he doesn't have minor in his deck
He has the bandit instead which is kind of good so you don't have to worry about him
like doing minor to tank for bats and stuff.
Make sure to be careful.
I think you could just reset.
Nice.
I love that mega knight's like dad just because the minions are well.
The minions are still insane.
I want to watch out.
Oh no, watch out.
I tried to time that snowball perfect when I messed it up.
It was almost like absolutely perfect.
I think you should just chill until you get to your evil witch
because you literally can't deal with it.
Ooh, that was a bad mega knight.
I'm not a fan of that mega knight.
Yo, snowball, you're good.
Nice.
I think if you just evo witch in the back, I think you just start up a push and you just
cook.
He might even try to go opposite lane of you, so you could maybe kite with a giant
if he goes mega nigh at the bridge or something.
You even have the evo snow to reset if you need it.
You have to, bro, you're going to make a massive push.
already have another witch down is make sure to keep defending all this spam
he's just gonna keep spamming oh no that you go inferno dragon now that card
scary
nice minions nice I like this nice you have the arrows to come on nice good
Great arrows, great arrows! Go, go, go, go, go!
He's just a mega knight. That's fine, that's so much damage.
Nice dude, he still has nothing in his tower left, he has no ammo.
Good witch, great minions.
Oh no, you might have to snowball that back.
The witch, Kelly! Oh my god, the witch just clutched up for you.
That witch was the clutchest thing I've ever seen.
Nice. By the way, watch out for evil mega knight.
Oh no.
You're gonna have to meet the minions.
I don't think you're going to see me do that.
Wait, why did the snowball work?
No, no.
Wait, why did the snowball kill the barrel?
Basically, your snowball killed the barrel.
You had to do it one second earlier or one second later.
Nine.
Oh my fucking god!
Bro.
No, that's okay.
Oh my god!
That's actually annoying as shit, bro.
That's actually annoying as fuck, dude.
Yeah, bro, this ego-mega-dike shit is pretty lame.
I can't ever die, I can't die for half the game.
Rawr! Rawr!
It's like me in the ass.
Oh my god, and like, I don't know if they have it or not.
Fuck!
Like, I just rawr!
Shoving his fucking club on my ass.
God, I can't even win this shit ever! Jesus Christ!
He won't mega-knights really good against you that good.
Fucking cringes for, bro. My God, is he even good?
He's even good!
He's okay. He's pretty solid.
Capability?
Okay, nice.
2, Kobe.
3, Kobe.
will be coping four four go oh no
bro the rascals they're too broken bro they're too broken the rascals damn well
I'm gonna bro I'm gonna have to do what you do man and evil which the back and
try to three crown them man I can't fly yeah this is okay the rascals brother
Are so good greatest come back the ball time rather the greatest come back with a biggest fail. Let's see
Greatest come back a ball time ready right the fuck now
Great is gonna get three crowns. That could work too
She's alive. She's alive
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna bar barrel down here
He's gonna bar barrel is there a way she knows she's gonna survive it gotta protect her. Yes. Yes
That's gonna take tower, but I need to not get three crown right. I'm just in here. Yeah, I'm not supporting
I'm not supporting he needs three of them
The reason I wasn't supporting my push is because I knew that like he could try to do something on my three crowns
So I just be careful. I think I need a three-pronged him before he three-prongs me
I'm not gonna lie because I don't think that I'm gonna win by two crowns
I'm wishing to not give him value so I put it in the corner
Okay, wait, I need to go below like this and then I need to hit the ability.
Okay, wait, wait, that's gonna start shooting this dude, that's fine with you.
Oh, nice, wait, throw one more, okay.
Okay, I could go for the crown tower, but because he went for my three crown, I'm going for his.
Nice.
I have to wait for one to pop and Evo to snow it back.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Nice. Oh my god. Minions, and then I need to get the guards down.
Or just like this, bring it back. This game is so fucking close!
I'm gonna go like this now. He's my goblins ability, so I'm gonna witch.
Nah, he hit my tower. That's what he was trying to hit. He was trying to hit my tower.
Dude, you got this. Yeah.
They're gonna be our giant.
Yeah, there's no way he defends that without a barbell.
Yes, let's go.
Come on.
Yes.
Nice.
Good coming back.
Holy fucking shit.
You were down like 4k damage.
He's sold by 5-1 into Wich.
That was the beginning of his fucking tournament.
I could have went for the crown tower because they were the same, but I want to get the
three crown because he damaged my king tower.
So I just show him who Big Dog was, unfortunately.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I'm ready.
I'm hopping off right, but I'm like I'm down to play again literally ASAP also, bro
Um, which ever called it. I guarantee you I'm gonna hit top one game this season
I guarantee you I'm gonna talk all right, bro
I can try and help you hit that talk. Yes, I'm down to play like throughout the season like I'm
100% down. I'm gonna play off stream. All right, bro
Thank you for playing bro, and it was fun playing with you again, man
It was fun, bro. It was fun. Glad to be back. Yes, sir, bro. All right, man. Have a great day, bro
Have a great day and great night. Have a great stream, bro. Yes, sir. Peace
All right, Chad, we have to solo queue to champion on PC as well, bro
We have to solo queue to champion on PC
Okay
We got a lot of accomplishments to complete this fucking month, bro
We got a solo queue to champion on PC siege
We got a fucking hit top 1,000 in fucking rainbow fucking six siege
Let's go lock in baby. Hi guys pull it up. Yeah, put up the abuzzabra desktop. I think it's good
And we got to become an absolute chat at League of Legends and we got to become an absolute fucking chat
And we got to become an absolute fucking chat at League
Wait, what?
Mr. Beast wants to play the League of Legends tournament the hell
Mr. Beast wants to play the league turning bro, I swear to God League is a game that I feel like everybody has played I
Feel like everybody has played
What?
Okay.
Alright chat.
I'm out of shit myself, I think, yeah.
I'm out of shit myself, I think, yeah.
I gotta shit myself, I think, yo.
All right, y'all, let's go.
Let's go, lock in.
Let's go, gamers.
Let's go, gamers.
Wait, have I saw a seed loader?
Is seed loading or no?
Cynus on R6?
Say what about he, bro?
Cynus playing Siege?
Say you swear to God
Bro chat and we can't you guys cuz
We can't you right bro, she's been grinding I
Mean we would be in lower lobbies, but like dude
Jettie guys want me to play with Senna it's just yes ranked unlocked
Okay chat if she has ranked unlocked I'll play if she has ranked unlocked
We wouldn't be in lower lobbies. It wouldn't be that bad. But bro, I don't even know if she had fun
Because my hidden matchmaking on PC is like diamond right now. Let me see. Does she actually want to play?
She's oh too. Wait, let me call Senna. Let me call Senna. Let me call Senna
Does she have rank unlocked?
Isn't that boosting? Ah, nah, if you're duo-q'd now. If you played with like four coffers
then you'll get in like bronze or silver, but if me and Cinder on a team will be in like Platinum obvious
Like we'll be in flat on PC
Yeah, I'll play a I'm gonna play lead later too. Yo, Sina
No, no, no, no, Sina Sina Sina are you wait Sina Sina, do you have ranked unlocked in Siege?
I've never played-
BUS?!
Wait, Tita, do you want to duo queue ranked with me?
You'll be in like, kind of difficult lobbies.
Uh, you know, I was gonna wait till I did my marathon to win 3 in a row, but fuck it, yeah.
Okay, okay, how long do you want to play for? Like an hour? Like a couple of games?
Uh, yeah, I actually do.
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, no-
Dad, excuse me, I've never played ranked, the lobbies can't be that bad, right?
Mi-mi-ho.
Mi-ho.
Uh, the lobbies are bad.
I'm not going to lie, it's pretty fucking bad, but you'll have fun.
JC, JC, don't worry, when I'm done with this game, I'll have to do a operated carry, don't worry.
Okay, okay, do I have, should I just play like, I'll just play like chess, okay?
I'll wait for your game to end, okay?
Okay, yeah, I'm not alive in my 3-0, so you could, you, er, 4-0, so you might win.
Wait, are y'all losing 3-0?
No, I'll, I'll, I'll just connect, I'll hang it up.
Chad, let's see, bro.
Chat is, Sina is about to sell the fuck out of my fucking elo.
Sina is about to sell the fuck out of my fucking elo.
Let's see, bro, let's fucking see.
Chat Sina is about to sell your chat.
I'm gonna say this, I've actually never in my life
seen a streamer who has picked up Siege in like 2026
and unlocked level 50.
Sina actually likes Siege.
I don't know if Sina hates her life or hates herself or whatever, but a brother she unlocked level 50 like what you watch me get the skill
Okay, she's 5v3. She's okay. She's definitely gonna lose 4-1 cuz it's sky attack. All right. Let me play. I'm just gonna play chess
I'm just gonna play chess
So the moment it's over
change title to duo to bronze bro I'm not fucking deranking the bronze it can't
be that bad guys I'll be able to do good I don't know how she's gonna do in the
lobby though this will be funny though this will be funny alright chat we're
Let's lock in check. Let me know when let me know when said it's happening.
Hey, J.C. failed here again. Can I floss my teeth with your bald hairs? Thanks. Love from New Hampshire.
Just get on leave you donkey. Bro, I'm going to play season a little bit. Bro, but playing see like playing ranked with said it will be funny.
Take, take, take, I think I, no, yeah, this exchange is just like, champ's gonna turn
into Hakaru.
Wait, what?
Wait, I'm confused.
Why can't I move?
Oh, it's not my turn.
Champ's gonna turn into Hakaru.
What do you mean, son?
Why the fuck are you guys typing son?
What the fuck do you mean son, bro?
I'm just gonna turn it into a car. What do you mean son? Why the fuck are you guys typing son?
What the fuck do you mean son, bro?
Should I just do this?
I'm just gonna do this and if he takes the knight I just take with the queen.
His next move's here.
Yep, there it is.
I can pre-move here.
Yep.
Chatsiyamakaru.
Yep, Chatsiyamakaru.
You do not know how to play the Karukon,
Jiddy Boy, no hate.
See, I would read your message and be serious,
but you called me Jiddy Boy, so.
I'm just immediately gonna chuck that one out the window,
brother.
This is a fun play.
Wait, this is a very fun play.
Oh no, this just wanders upon, that's all it does.
Okay, yeah, let's just run this upon.
Turn on CTS?
No, no, no, no.
I need to be able to actually coach Santa Barbara.
I need to be able to actually like lock in.
She's level 50, so it's not gonna be like
that atrociously bad, but it'll be fun.
I actually respect the fact that Santa got to level 50.
I actually respect the fact that she got to level 50.
I don't like, brother, the amount of like willpower
that that takes, bro.
I like, I would rather just get soft in the face
than play seeds to a level 50, like play casual.
How do we focus here?
Cause if I, I mean, okay, let's think.
If he takes, I just get my queen out.
So who cares?
It's like level 30 on league.
Yeah, no, I heard like, bro, yeah, I'm just gonna be honest.
Like if I had to get to level 30 on league,
I didn't know if I'd be able to do that.
Like I just love being in ranked games.
I probably would,
because I actually just enjoy League,
but it would be a fucking grind nonetheless.
Okay, that's a really disgusting play by him.
We can stall it out for a second
and then mess up his pause structure.
His next play is that.
Okay, now let's analyze the threat here.
He is threatening to take my knight with a pawn which we can never allow.
My knight only has one safe square, well it has two.
We should do this one because then we can castle.
Oh no, I'm hanging my queen if I do that. Jesus Christ.
I'm hanging my queen if I do that.
Bro, I think that's just a disgusting play by him.
I actually don't even know what to say.
I don't have any play on this board that I could do right now.
Yeah, I'm hanging my queen if I do that.
Do I?
That would be the best pawn push I've ever seen.
Bro, it's so hard to pay attention to that shit.
Maybe we could just get our knight out.
Do this.
Let's do that.
No, because then I just lose my knight to the...
guys I guess we're just gonna sack the night I don't I don't even know what
else to do take take that's in trouble where can you move it you can move it
yes so many squares boys I think we're gonna lose the game just because I was
really doing a good job of paying attention to the phone push there it's
His next move is this or yep, there's that, okay.
He's threatening to rook now.
We physically can't ignore that, there's no other flag.
If we lose our rook to a bishop, we just lose the game.
This is fun, he hasn't castled yet.
Maybe we could do something crazy.
He's gonna do that, fight for that middle position.
Maybe I could do like, I don't know how I could win,
but I'm gonna fucking win it.
I don't know how I could, but I'm gonna win.
Okay.
Let us think, chat, let us think, let us think.
So,
if we do,
we just, like, I don't know,
we have to get the books facing each other,
let's just do this.
We gotta get the books, like,
if the only way we're gonna win is like this,
just absolute like trifecta of fucking perfection here.
This absolute trifecta of fucking beauty here.
Okay.
This could be a cool, oh.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's gotta be bad.
You're gonna have to show me that that's a good play.
I think that's really early and he's not developed.
I think that's way too fucking early to do that.
Now, that's a bad play.
This is good because this freezes this up.
That is a bad play.
Because now he has to do this, he could just leave it there, but yeah, that's a bad play.
Now, now what we do is we block the rook's escape, right? See I'm slowly trapping the
rook. Now the rook's escape is blocked. Oh my god, my bishop's hanging. Okay, my bishop's
fucking hanging. Um, can my bishop even go anywhere without dying? Yeah, my bishop's
completely dead. Well, let's do this. Now it's what can escape. But it's okay because
we need to buy our bishops in time. We're down a minute on time. We're down three material.
It's a great day to be great big time players make big time plays. This place sexy. This
play as a shout and a half. Now, if we do this play, we end up trading, actually, you know,
yeah, we just trade at night. I need to get this going. Well, hold up, hold the front door.
now his works dad I just found the best play this is so brilliant dad dad he
loses material no matter what he loses material no matter what he does
there's nothing he could do to not lose material hope you could do that no
that's dad dad dad that's his only play that's where it's his only play that's
where it's his only fucking play then what happens when I do this and I
pre-move because I'm a carer. Actually that's not a pre-move because then that's there.
Fuck! That is a fucking brilliant though. I know it is, we're just gonna have to see.
If I can win this guy's rook, he's so frame-mogged. Okay, he ends up doing the most counterproductive.
Wait, did Twin not see that his rook was hanging?
Let's actually look at this.
Okay, wrong glasses.
If I take the rook, yeah, it's completely hanging.
Bang!
It's totally hanging.
And now I'm going to have to place this.
Forking the knight and the rook.
We just took all momentum of the game.
I told y'all this knight was a brilliant.
Cause this pawn.
I had such a good idea with moving that pawn up.
Yeah, that's fine.
You can take my knight, but then look what happens to your rook buddy.
You can take my knight, but then look what happens to your rook.
And then if you move your rook, look what happens here.
I'm so locked in chat, eek.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, sisters.
I'm still locked in.
Oh my God, sister.
Ooh, great play, bro.
Great play, great play, great play.
Now, the question is, do I wanna take his knight
or do I wanna check him?
Let's just take his knight.
I'm mocking you, chat.
Give me that knight, bitch!
Oh my God, I love chats.
Guys, I was able to come back in this match.
I was able to come back in this match
because of one simple thing.
I moved this pawn here and then blocked with the knight.
I told y'all that would win me the game.
I told y'all.
Now did he blunder?
Sure, he blunder.
But chat, it won me the fucking game, guys.
Chat, it won me the game.
Now we just close it out.
We have this.
I don't know what this chat produces,
but checking is always a good thing.
So it's never bad to check somebody.
Bro, this pawn is actually pissing me off.
I wish this pawn would just die.
This pawn's pissing me off.
Are y'all proud of me, chat?
Are y'all proud of me?
Are y'all proud of me, bro?
Okay, now what's my next play?
Let's see.
Meh, all right.
My next play is gonna be this.
This is a forcing move, that needs to move.
That needs to move check.
This is a forcing move.
I wonder, like, his bishop can't go anywhere.
My bishop can't really go anywhere either because he just gets traded.
Okay, so he decides to threaten the rook.
I guess we just do this, huh?
He decides to threaten the rook.
There has to be like a...
Oh, this is a check!
This is a check!
Wait, that's... hold up.
This is... that's a check.
I can't do anything now because of that. I can't do anything.
Wait, check, check, no. Okay, check, move, check, that's me.
Wait, wait, check. He just lost again.
check the king. King moves here. The king has one tile. Can't move here, can't move here,
can't move here. King has one tile. Moves here and then it's mate.
Pre-moved mate because I'm Hakara. So I'm going to pre-moved mate and then walk off.
Let me put on my sunglasses. I'm just going to pre-moved mate because I'm Hakara.
I throw on my sunglasses as I pre-moved mate. You have one legal move, sir. You have one legal
Just put it down.
So you have one legal move.
How's that not me?
I was trying to, I was trying to farm like I edit there.
All right. Yeah, never mind.
Scratch all of it.
Okay.
Scratch all of it.
I was.
Okay, um, this is just a hanging Bishop though. Hey on the bright side we win the hanging Bishop. I
Mean, I'll take a Bishop for the boys
On the bright table take a Bishop chat, you know what chat I'm never gonna try to know I have to keep trying stuff like that
Still not a bad idea. It's not like we lost any material. We got our queen into a queen. We got our queen into a dead deposition
This place coming no, it can't come
throw his play can't wait oh wait guys guys guys he can't look chat he can't
take the pawn because check
he's going through so much trouble oh my god what is he gonna do I don't if I
was him I don't even know what I would do I guess I would do like this or
something I if I was him I would move the queen here
I know he can't because the bishop wrote he can't do anything his only play is here. This is only play
Chat this is only play but then look what happens. We don't know the book covers
You know what chat I know there's a mate on this board. I just gotta find it
Wait, what if I were to move my cool here and then suck the bishop
to block the Rook's vision.
Okay, he ends up going with this play.
Now, what does this play produce?
A whole lot of fucking nothing, boys.
Okay, what are we going to do?
We're going to tempo the queen.
We're going to tempo the queen chat.
That's what we're going to do.
We're going to tempo the queen.
He has two minutes on the clock.
We're going to tempo the fucking queen chat.
Now, let's logically think.
He can move the queen here.
Oh, that's actually a good move because it freezes my queen now to my bishop.
Oh, I might have flung her.
Oh, he's going for checkmate.
He's going for checkmate.
Oh my god, I think I lost.
I can't check him because of these fucking pawns, bro.
Oh my god.
Wait, this is a nasty play.
Alright, let me think. I want to do this when the rook can fire here.
And it fires at the bishop and the queen.
But, um, is there a mate on the board?
Which, this is mate for him.
I don't have any way of stopping this guy. I think I lost him.
Are you kidding? Nah, come on, there has to be a way to stop mate.
This is mate. How do I stop it, though?
Yeah, we're made of this f**k chat.
I think I have to sacrifice my queen.
I don't know any other way to protect this.
Guys, that's made in one.
Give me in one.
I could check him, but then it's just too late to be inevitable.
I think my only plan is to sack my queen.
Bro that's main man, I lost.
I was winning this shit too.
Nah it's over, because then this is just check.
This is check.
I couldn't do this because the work was cobbling.
That's fucking main bro.
So cringy.
Bochak, did I play wrong?
What did I do wrong?
I want to watch that on match you play.
What did I do wrong?
I just, I feel like I made like no mistakes, I mean I know I did, but I feel like I played
good.
Yeah, no blunders.
You built up a lead then, mate?
Ouch!
Let's see how to hold on to that advantage.
Whoa, your opponent went E4?
The most popular opening move in chess.
My cousin just said this was your best game of chess ever for sure, but you missed check
Nate and two.
You just had to move the work over.
What?
Your opponent's making room for their bishop, getting ready to bring it to the action.
You're about to drop a knight.
This move loses a rook, not great Bob.
Who the fuck is Bob?
Your opponent's ignoring the attack on their rook, you can just snatch it right now.
Grab that free Rook like a ninja snatching candy from a baby you are now able to win a queen through a discovered attack
Wait how how do I win a queen?
Levy levy levy how do I win a queen through a discovered attack?
Oh my god, cuz that's check that's so nasty holy shit because that
Fucking check you on like a champ good stuff
You are now able to force a ventral checkmate.
Cap! I'm sorry. Yeah, I found this!
With the right moves, checkmate's coming.
Nine! Oh my god!
I did it too late in the game, guys. No, no, no, guys, guys. I did it too late in the game.
you are now able to force eventual checkmate you had an opportunity to force
eventual checkmate you get a chance to move a bishop to a more active first
chat you want to know what we learned what did we learn today in chess guys
what did we learn today in chess keep going I will whenever there's a king
that naked on the board and you have that much material there's always
checkmate you just have to keep looking forward what did we learn today now you
get a chance to force eventual checkmate how the fuck do I get checked me out of
this how I don't have this vision how do I this is covered like how the fuck is
their checkmate
after the tire guys that we're never getting to a thousand e-lo chat me ho
me ho me ho me ho we're never that was like the easiest it was literally just
slatters me with a king or queen diagonal.
Bro, me, ho, me, ho.
Chad said almost not a thing.
So okay.
She's two, two or she done.
She's done.
So it was done.
Audio.
Chad tells him I'm ready if she's ready.
You should delete chest and you should, uh, you should fucking, you should.
I can't even think of a roast, bro. You got me. I'm sorry. I can't even think of a roast, bro.
All right, chat. I'm gonna go pee. Chat. So I'll sit on a cauldron discord in two minutes.
you
I don't need practice, fuck that.
Right.
Okay, so if your KD is 0.57%, don't let it get to your head.
You can always be better.
Right, right?
If I see a J, oh, Luna, I'm not going.
You're going to Jason's birthday?
Bro, I can't go.
I have family stuff.
Oh my God, bro.
It's okay.
Your nose will probably show up
like across the country somewhere anyway
and accidentally bump into me.
It's fine.
What is up buttercup chat?
What's good?
Oh my God.
Slavish.
Yo, is Sina ready?
What's the?
Slavish.
Are you in the?
Wait, you're in the call.
You joined the, I called you.
No, no, it was high five.
Oh, oh, it's not high five.
Sina, are you watching 29 easy tips
to help you rank up in our six?
No, I was practicing.
Bob Jow, right.
I'm in your stream.
Wait, Tuna, okay.
I actually want to start off by saying this.
I have never in my life, I really like,
Tuna, I really want you to lock in on what I'm about to say.
I have never in my 24 years on this planet
seen a non-seed streamer.
Like you're literally just, you're a streamer.
Play siege in 2026 and get to level 50.
I've never even seen that.
I've never seen that.
Yeah.
No, I'm talking it up to,
I think I was just depressed maybe.
That's what I said, I said, I think to get to little 50 and siege,
I think you have to probably just hate yourself.
And I'm going to be honest, like that's good.
Like I think that's a beautiful thing to have in a video game,
like you need to hate yourself.
Like that's why I played League.
You know what I mean?
Okay. Yeah. Can we talk about that?
Like are you okay mentally?
Me, me, me, I don't know.
I don't know.
I played League for like eight days and it's like crack.
I don't know.
I broke the Nexus last night and.
Yeah, everybody in my comments is like only downhill from here.
That's basically, you got one good game and from there, you're only
going to hate yourself.
And I'm telling you, this is like, this is how mental illness starts.
By the way, nobody who has, I've never met anybody who plays league that is
happy, that they play the game.
Nobody is happy.
Yeah.
I, my, uh, sort of my sensei or I guess like chat apprentice at this point, sort
of my apprentice that took me in is Dante's and yeah, he said he hasn't
enjoyed league in like seven years.
He basically just plays to make other people miserable.
Like that's what they gain from it.
Like nobody actually plays League that fun.
Okay.
I mean, okay, like, yeah, but so you're...
Wait.
Everything's good at home though.
You don't like to help or anything.
No, I'm great, I'm great.
Wait, Sina?
Yes?
All squad members must complete the conditions
to play ranked.
Oh, oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, I have, okay, the problem is I haven't touched ranked.
So do I need to do something before I touch it?
Chat, what does she need to do?
I like this.
I have ranked on walks.
I have it.
I've just never touched it.
Chat, this is new.
What does she have to do?
What does she have to do?
You have to verify your phone number.
Verify what?
Oh, for cheaters, for cheaters.
OK, that makes sense.
OK, OK, hold on.
Yes.
Set up high speed and verify to OK.
OK, I'll do it right now.
Don't worry, Jixi.
I am not going to obviously be so good at the game
that you're going to think that I'm cheating. Don't worry.
So now there's three things you have to do to the discord call.
Jesus. What, bro?
So now there's three things. First of all, Siege went free to play,
but it's not really free to play. You have to upgrade the game to play ranked.
So you have to buy the game. Oh, okay. That's fine.
And then two FA and then there's another thing. If you go and hover over ranked.
So wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, hold on. What do I have to do?
There's three things it tells you what to do.
It should be upgrade game. There's a phone number one and then what was the other one? Oh
Upgrade addition. It's $40. Yeah. Yeah, I don't even know this have us
What the fuck did you just say they advertise seed as a free-to-play game?
But you have to spend money to play right?
Yes, yeah
It might be good for cheaters because the cheaters cheaters don't want to spend 20
I
Think to be able to cheat then they're definitely they're definitely
I have to do knock on wood have mine. I have not ran into a cheater in PC
I sort of so you're actually in luck because I would like I wouldn't touch PCC with a 37 foot pole
But I started playing PCC a week ago
So maybe we could get some wins that uh, if you're living are you good at PCC though is the thing because I know
I mean, that's it recently. I've been seeing the quips. Okay. Yo, hi guys
Yeah, you're pretty good for platinum, I mean you're in platinum lobbies. Yeah, no, no, I'm not fucking platinum buddy. I'm champ
Wait, what lobbies are you competing in right now?
I mean like everyone's last diamond lobbies with hit at MMR bro.
Yeah.
Wait, do I do UB two factors?
Is that what I need to do?
Yes.
It should be like two things.
It should.
What is it?
It says upgrade.
I just bought the upgrade and then it says more info for the other one overview.
And then sorry, I didn't even know this is a thing.
Nope, you're good.
I didn't know it was a thing either.
Wow.
All right.
I literally just found out this is the thing.
I think it's just turning on 2FA and adding your phone number to the account.
We're going to turn on 2FA. Is it in UB settings?
It should be like Ubisoft.com and then let's see.
Ubisoft.com, if you're logged in, you can go to the top right.
Account management.
I'm not going to the library. Ubisoft, they just be on dicks sometimes because like, why is there so many settings?
Um, yeah, it doesn't help either.
Drinks.
What do you say?
High five to a fate doesn't help either.
Right.
Yeah.
Also, like, I mean, I've had some pretty long tangents on Ubisoft
connect.
I think like it might be the worst ran, maybe the worst ran thing in human
history, like Ubisoft, are you the person who can make the call?
No, Senate, like Senator is no, there's no boss called in R six.
The problem is, it has a small dev team, like the devs are kind of goaded, but it's a small dev team, and they don't invest any money into the game.
So, like they invest money into the game, like it's ran by Ubisoft, so Ubisoft makes fucking billions of dollars from Assassin's Creed, and they make money from Siege, but I don't know, I just feel like Siege doesn't get enough love as like it should.
Oh, you revived the game last year, didn't you? Make the boss call.
I can't call anybody, I can't call anybody, sit up, it's GGs.
Don't let me stop connection. I just want the invites to go through. That's all that I want
Like if I invite somebody can it just go through every time
Wait, it did not normally go through either. No, like it works. It works like 52% of the time 40% of time
Okay, hold on. I'm trying a lot. You said it has to be on the website. Yeah
I don't want to do this bullshit.
Oh, you see, you might want to warm up while I'm doing this anyway.
Because I have a team squad of TDM.
Yep. Yeah, I'm just letting you know I'm just I'm a little warmed up.
So I don't want to have to carry you.
Sina, like let me make a wager right now.
So if you outfrag me at any given point in time, Sina, like in any of these games,
if you get more kills than me, Sina,
I will, I will give you 1000 suns.
No, if I ever top fried you, you have to shave your eyebrows.
No, and I ain't, no, Santa, no.
No, that should be fair.
No, no, I'm not, I'm not going back down that path.
Everybody knows your wrist.
I'm not going back down that path.
That wasn't that bad, bro, wasn't that bad?
No, that was the worst fucking month of my life.
I couldn't leave my house.
Santa, I look like a fucking alien.
Every time I stepped outside, I thought
I was going to get arrested.
I literally looked like I'd strolled in from Mars.
You're right. That is true.
For how sweet tarpon springs is, yeah, you probably just look at the oddball out.
Okay. Okay.
So, so I don't live in tarpon springs. I moved out because I had to get out of that area.
It was a rough area.
It's just too many threats.
Yes, it's just rough.
My gunshots every night, never known when your next meal is coming on your plate fighting
people getting mugged over sponges.
like, you don't want to know about tarpon springs.
So if you ever set foot in Florida,
just stay out of tarpon springs for your own safety,
for your own good, it's great.
I might pull up the tarpon springs
and throw up a few gang signs.
You know what I mean?
It's feeling a little crazy.
I don't have any idea.
I don't have any idea that bad.
In front of the sponges, this is a fucking bad idea.
In front of the sponges?
Yeah, like, if you're a tarpon springs, why are you laughing?
So if you're a tarpon springs resident, you go by,
like, it's, what's up, sponge?
like like sponge ball. No, no, no, like kind of a teeny bottom shit. You referred to a person as
Sponge like, oh, what's what's good at Sponge? Wait, y'all just say JIT out there. You just say
Sponge. So no, like we say JIT in like every other part of Florida, but in in tarpon springs, it's just
Sponge. It's Tarpon Springs. That sounds like the sweetest town ever. Were there like pies on the
on the window stills that your crap that was were baking?
Like, sounds like the sweetest little town ever.
Sina, it's really not sweet, it's not.
Like, there's a couple of nice ice cream shops.
Yeah, you can go for strolls, you can go frolicking.
But at the end of the day, tarpons.
I have never heard of anybody going through frolicking
through the hood of tarpons.
Yeah, I did it literally three days ago.
And I lived to tell the tale.
Do I have to hear what I can't hear?
In this app, that one.
OK, wait, I think two-factor is good.
I think I'm good.
All right, high-fives.
What else is there?
Are there any clothes?
Yeah, you just have to reload the game.
Yeah, I'll do that.
Instead of see if it lets you queue rank.
Like, don't queue, but see if it allows you.
OK.
Oh my god, this is my first ever.
OK, how bad is ranked, really?
Because I've already unranked, and I'm like,
do you want to know my KD?
Yeah, yeah, what is your KD in unranked?
I'm actually.
I just discovered it.
OK, what is it?
Well, I want to know by saying I've never really played a shooter before this is my first one
How is she your first shooter? Sina you actually might hate yourself. I'm not even kidding. How is he?
Wow, you like this games enough?
Yeah, I love it. You're supposed to hate this game. I hate this game. Everyone hates this game that plays it
You're not supposed to like it. I'm definitely depressed. I'm about like two depression points away from going to a mental hospital
But I thought seeds would make it better. You know what I mean?
Me me how me how no, that's not what it does. See just makes you hate your life more
That's all this game is it's riddled with cheaters if you try to talk in game chat, you just get harassed and sit up
Okay, this guy shit on me wait, what is your unranked kill death ratio?
Okay, um, well, let's go through just my overall game stats
I would like to first start by saying my positivity ranked score
So, Senna, you just told me the positivity score?
120 plus, actually.
I think it's a lot higher at this moment.
So Senna, I need to stop you at this.
Senna, first rule of siege, the more toxic you are, the higher of a rank you are.
So we're going to need to clean up that.
Like Senna, you need to be cussing people out in your lobbies.
No, I like to go on the voice call and say, good job guys.
Wow, alright.
Uh, yeah, you have the attitude right now of like a positive seed sprayer, which I've never even met one
Okay, well my negativity rank is like it's super low
It's like a bismillie. I think the only time I've ever gotten any negative things when I accidentally shot my teammate
Okay, that's good. Wait, so, you know, um now outside of your positivity ranking, which is great center
Like I'm very proud of you. Awesome. So what is your?
or uh, KD?
Oh, KD, KD. Uh, well, I was a, uh, what is a five sound?
You have a five KD-synna-synna! That's literally only attainable from like, cheating or smirking.
Great job. Did you cheat or smirking?
Well, I've learned in recent times never to admit to anything of that, so I would never.
But I'm a reference holy ball knowledge. Thank you. Thank you
Okay, what I meant is like maybe there's a decimal somewhere. Oh, so your Katie has a decimal and men of five
Yes, I have a good question. Does your Katie start off with a zero?
Didn't even know it could go any higher than a zero I thought it was only zero to one they're a higher thing than one
You have a 0.5 Katie now tonight. I'm not gonna lie
Another thing about siege
It could always be worse, so I met people with 0.3 Katie's
You're definitely better than mass at Siege
And the list goes on and on, but I don't even name it right.
Yeah, but here's the thing, you named like the two notoriously known worst gamers.
You're also better than Chris next door.
Senna, you got Chris next door beat too.
Yeah, like, do you want me to be depressed?
Is that what you want?
Okay, no, no, no, no, Senna, listen, today, I'm telling you, Senna.
No, no, how about this?
What did you tell me your win ratio on VR chat, Lobby?
How about that?
How many bad bitches did you bag?
So, Sina, that's a low blow.
All right, listen, the VR chat, that four day era chat,
that's a dark, that's a dark era.
We want, we want Sakura back, Dixie, okay?
That's not all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, I'm never gonna go back in again.
So you got off VR chat at Sakura for fucking league?
Yeah, you're depressed.
Oh my God.
Sina, no.
Listen, that's banned conversation.
Oh, wait, you banned her name?
No, wait, if we got,
hi guys, maybe I'd like that order since you sent.
Maybe a couple of times.
Wait, are you gonna get a play now?
Can you play her now?
Oh, wait, sorry, sorry.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Look, Santa, I have high hopes for you as a player,
Santa, I have high hopes for you.
I expect to be impressed with your play style
and your playmaking abilities
because you've committed to the game.
I don't know of any streamer that's played siege.
You said you played siege off stream.
I heard you say that.
Yes, I've been playing it a lot off stream actually.
I took a day off just to play it.
Like, okay, yeah.
Like you have the mindset.
Like you have the fucking mindset for this game.
So I'm gonna try to play it.
Let me see if I could play Q.
Wait, hold on.
What I'm trying to do to stuff right now,
it's, I'm so sorry, don't kill me.
It's making me do, I just activated it
and now it's making me do it again.
Confirm I literally just did my phone number two. Am I?
Interesting.
Hold on.
I'm going to redo the code, but I swear to God, I just did it.
It says you've made a two step, you've been across the two separate occasion.
Oh, hold on. Wait, let me do this. Maybe I didn't click this link.
This link has expired. Okay. Do it again.
I
We need help bro. No, no, no, I'm not like you bro. I know how to run my shit. I can do oh my god
No
No, you should be able to do it through email
Yeah, you should.
I'm making a new app.
Yeah, that's a new thing probably.
Nice.
Yeah, they just, it literally says I have to get an app like for this.
Okay.
Just download the Authenticator app, okay.
Or search Google Authenticator. I did that.
There's no way it's this series.
Yeah, well, so not one thing that should teach you though is how horrendous
the cheating was in this game. I mean, it's still bad, but you have to like-
Like how many games every time was it?
Well, it depends. The higher the rank you get, the more cheating there is. That's every game.
But like in champion, I didn't play it. Like I didn't start playing PCC each until literally a week ago.
Like literally a week ago, I started playing like 10 years ago.
DC, I got five cheaters today.
Yeah. Like, like, like, like Sina, the cheating is dog shit in this game.
Like it's fucking horrible, but it's gotten better.
And like the hell that you're going through right now, Sina, is from years of the Ubisoft
dead being traumatized by cheers.
So that's why you're all going through all this hell to play.
So now I'm fucking suffocating or suffering right now.
Exactly.
It fucking exactly.
Exactly.
Oh my god.
They scan cure.
Holy shit.
Yeah, you literally have to do this authenticator app now.
High five.
They said, yo, chapter.
Oh, geez.
Remember, you could play our six ranked as a level zero,
as long as one of your friends was level 20 in the lobby.
You could literally be ranked.
Yo, why are people typing?
Fucking VR high-fives bad these motherfuckers. I'm not doing that shit VR is bad from the channel
No, I see bro, but you wait you want to VR, but you'll do league. Are you fucking serious? Yes, yeah, and I fucking hate myself
Of course, I'll play league
But I play siege and league. I've like basically waiting to die
So Kura was nothing but good to use was all right
Yo, what is this? What is this? You literally you literally were sitting there and I saw her rubber
Okay, you need to tell me that you're banning her from your channel for that
So this is all AI none of this should happen. None of this should happen. Well, no
That's really true exactly
I'm going to end my life.
It's making me walk out.
I'm going to do a tough account.
I'm like, she's got to end her life, bro.
Help, I'm like, you have to, you have to log out to log back in after putting on 2FA.
That's the thing.
What?
What?
I keep going.
It's here again.
You're good though, Sina.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
You're good.
You're good.
This is just seed being a horrible game.
You're good.
It's you be I'm gonna say some things about you be soft, but I know it's gonna happen
Me get a charm in our sticks if you keep streaming it you might be able to get a charm setup. Oh
Yeah, like the things you put on the gun right? Yeah, like you would literally have like I'm not even kidding
What is the requirements? I was you have to stream seeds like 20 hours
You can actually get a R6 charge
just put my charm as my fucking big-ass forehead bro that's all I gotta do
it's how many? I don't even know I don't even know I think 10
well that's not even that but my chaff's been so pissed at me because they
wanted a scary game and then every time I'm like okay we'll do a scary game and
I just keep playing siege yeah but R6 is a horror game like have you ever been
rushed by a blitz? have you ever been playing R6 at two in the morning getting
Rushed by a blitz because yeah, that's a fucking horror movie. You know, it's funny. I say the exact same thing
I tell them what the time it literally feels like a horror game because they turn the corner
It's a jump scare. Yes. R6 is a fucking horror movie
You can look up R6 horror on TikTok and those people like sledgehammering people in hallways
Like zero brightness
I get a lot of the TikTok edits of the creepy music and it's um, what's that one character that has a saw that goes on the floor?
Ram ram ram ram ram ram ram. Oh my god, I know what you're talking about.
Yeah, you're right. He's slowly rolls it into the guy that's not bleeding out on the floor.
Yes, yes. To be fair the guy could just move sideways and not die but-
No, no, he has to go fly that thing. Okay, alright, now I am doing the email.
I am re-activating the email again, I guess for the-
even though now I have two factor on my phone yeah it should be fine with just
your phone okay and now I'm gonna walk out
And I'm gonna close the game again
Shit, at this point now I'm just gonna start giving people my appeal
Alright, open
What?
Okay, I think we're... I'm opening the game, we should be good
Cause I just did two back to the point where I said it should be fine now
Alright, let me know
No, it allows you to kill I'll check like right away
My trigger finger so bad, oh my god
As long as on the dashboard under two-step verification the authenticator should be activated as long as it says
First time but maybe because I didn't walk out on one of the
Oh my god, wait if you're is your trap on some only because I brought up
Yeah, they were typing VR then they started typing RV and now they're doing God and then I saw somebody type V
like every combination okay but I've never happening ever that's creative
bro you know what I mean you can't be mad at that I guess what's in it's a
working is it working is it working you know how it's
already did that you ever it says it's updated and I just did it on my phone so
Unless I have to walk out of the locker high-five, would that be crazy, no?
Yeah, you should not do that.
You should not be doing that.
Oh my god, it's just play ranked.
Oh my god, I can't play my first ranked game ever.
I'm so excited.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, you know what's really cool?
It says current no ranked.
Now tell me, Jinxie, in a few days am I going to look back on this moment and I'm going
to think, wow, this is my first ever ranked game.
This is the best day ever.
Son, you're excited to play rank, Senna.
Yes.
Like, okay, here's what I'll say.
And I'm just going to be honest, okay?
Because I don't gain anything from lying.
Is ranked fun?
Okay.
Okay, how do I explain this?
Okay, I got it.
Thinking about playing Siege is fun.
Like every day, I think about playing Siege and I'm like, oh my God,
that's going to be fun.
I might get in a 1v2 post-plan scenario, clutch up and over time match point.
The reality of the situation is, you think about playing Siege and you're like smiling
and it's all like lollipops and rainbows.
And then you get on Siege.
No one in your team is talking.
No one in your team is droning.
Someone says a slur.
You get team killed and you get T-Bag.
So yeah, thinking about playing Siege is fun.
actually playing the game is fucking misery and it only gets worse and
wrecked and said here's the best part the lower the rank you are the more fun
you have the higher rank you get in Siege the more awful it is that's how
bad it is so it never gets better so now this first right rent game is gonna be
the most fun you'll ever have in Siege sit up every time every game you play
after this you're just gonna get more and more and more fucking depressed and
miserable but you're not gonna be able to stop playing the game because this
game is like heroin it's like deeply rooted in your DNA and you can't get it
out of your DNA I took fucking six months off the game and I still came back
to the game said no matter what you think if you think you're gonna quit the
game you're not gonna actually quit the fucking game and the better you get at
the game the less fun you're gonna have so you should just quit now
But I just did all that work to download two factors.
So I might as well play at least one game.
It was like 20, I know I had to re-launch my game
because Ubisoft, but it was like 20 minutes of two factor.
Like I gotta play at least one, right?
Yes, you can play, you can play.
So I invited you, I invited you, I invited you,
you get it?
Okay, okay, okay, it made me, no joke,
I literally couldn't load your invite.
The first time invites didn't work for me was there.
So I had to re-launch my game.
Yep, you're good, you're good.
Because Ubisoft was not logged in for several,
I mean, Jynxie, here's the thing.
I think, okay, my logic is,
What if I could be like the next sport?
And I'm actually like really good at the game.
And I just haven't been able to be put into like my talents.
And then I actually love the game.
Like I think sport probably plays it so much.
It probably loves it.
Sina, like I'm not even gonna lie.
Like I had to hold back actual laughter in my sentence.
Sina, let me be clear when I say this.
You could dedicate the rest of your human existence
like to rainbow section.
You could quit streaming.
You could quit eating your house, Sina.
You could even quit fucking showering, okay?
You could quit your entire life,
literally entire life for the rest of your life
and you will never be as good as Boyd, Sina.
Boyd started playing the game when he was like eight.
He's like a Swedish prodigy, Sina.
You know, Sina, you know the saying like,
aim for the moon and you'll land with the stars?
Like aim for the moon, aim for the moon,
or no, shoot for the moon
and if you miss, you'll land with the stars.
Yeah, no.
So what I want you to do is aim for a fucking rock
and maybe you'll be able to slide to a boulder.
That's what I'm talking about.
So bad news, you will have to log out of the launcher
and that'll be fine.
I literally just found that out.
Yep, cause I couldn't accept his invite.
I was going to do that as he was telling me
how awesome this game was going to be.
No.
There's the thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Hissy, Hissy, what if somebody said that to Spoytho?
What if in the beginning they told Spoyth
you're never going to be as good as X player?
You know what I mean?
As as Bolo.
And so then Sweet got on and he did just that good.
Like, isn't Aimee a learning thing?
Miho.
Santa, the thing, like, Santa,
what made the game when he was eight?
Like he played the game 10 hours a day when he was eight.
He was like a viral-
I think Aimee comes up the hours,
but holy shit, Jesus.
Okay.
Okay.
Why is your mic on, Highbice?
No, legitimately.
Hey, Highbice, why is your mic on?
No, why is Highbice's mic still on?
Yeah, I mean-
Why is his mic on?
You would think that it came with ours.
It's kind of a good point and then it didn't
cause like you haven't really improved.
Okay. Yup. Cool.
Cool.
If you need to revive,
I'm literally not going to fucking revive you.
Got it.
I'm not reviving.
Shit.
I'm going to be top dragging on your team.
So don't worry.
You won't have to do that.
If that happens, like I'll,
I'm going to have to hang at the fuck up.
Please shade your eyebrows. Please.
I'm not taking my eyebrows.
Like, like,
you have to understand when I shaved my eyebrows,
That was, I legitimately believed they would come back
and do anything weeks,
because that's what I was told by Bernard.
Like that's what I was fucking told.
I was told they'd come back in a couple of weeks.
I didn't get full regrowth on my eyebrows in two months.
So I just got my eyebrows back.
I'm not risking that.
Yeah, but you can't be mad at Bernard
though he did say my bad.
Yeah, that's great.
As my eyebrow hairs is all over the wooden floor.
I don't care.
Fuck Bernard.
Like literally.
He's been there for you the thickest thing.
He makes one mistake, you know?
We're all human at the end of the day.
You're right.
We're all human.
Yeah, the chat's having a side.
Okay, yeah, I love Bernard.
Too far, all right, Boggles.
Yeah, no, Senna, I love Bernard.
I'm sorry, yeah, I love him.
He is my boy, but he did mess up there.
But I mean, here's the thing, now you know.
And like, if you're ever getting,
if I'm ever top-fragging in your lobby, genuinely,
you should probably do worse to yourself
than just shave your eyebrows.
So I don't think shaving your eyebrows
is really that bad.
Exactly.
You know, we're not even gonna have to worry about this,
Senna, because you're never gonna outfrag me.
Senna, it's not a bad thing.
Senna, I dedicated 30,000 hours of my life to this game, Senna.
Like, Senna, I'm a fucking loser.
Like, you're not supposed to outfrag me, Senna.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Senna, you're going outside.
30,000 hours and you got beat by Moodle like that.
Okay, see, you need to understand.
You need to understand the full plot points
of the entire situation.
One, Moodle lied to me about being new to the game
when he wasn't new to the game.
Two, I was playing on.
Did he have 30,000 hours now?
Did he have 30,000 hours?
You know, I'm on two.
I'm on two.
Sorry, sorry.
Two, this is even more important.
Two, I was playing Muda on console
and he was playing me on PC, so he had double my frames.
When I played-
Because the console have the auto aim?
Nine, no, there's no aim assist in this game.
That's why I love this game.
Senna, Senna, Senna, Senna, Senna.
When I played Muda, he had 240 frames and I had 120.
When I switch to PC, I want to be one of them twice,
and set a high seven, three, and both times.
So, Sina, I'm way better than Moog, Sina, way better.
I guess this is scope, I guess this is scope.
Wait, Sina, are you in the, do you get an invite to?
Yes, I re-launched, I re-launched,
it's just a slow launcher, okay, I swear to you.
No, you're good.
I think your PC is going to like literally explode
at this point.
No, it's okay, to be honest,
I thought my shit got hacked
because every time you invited me,
it just kept giving me an error
and then it almost showed up all my personal information.
When I tried to open Ubisoft,
they just started flickering the screen
for some fucking reason.
Okay, invite me again.
I just said, wait, Sina, hold up.
Let me, let me, let me do this and then we do that.
And then I'm going to cancel the invite
and I'm going to send to do one.
All right, three, two, one.
Did you get that?
Why does it make you love me?
I did.
Oh my God.
Wait, no way.
My first red game ever.
Oh my God.
Yes, I'm so excited.
So, Sina.
Okay, yes.
Here's the thing.
A couple of things I want to say.
First off, I despise when people come to Rainbow Six Siege
and they're level zero and they expect me to coach them.
It's like teaching a lizard to fly up a tree.
But Sina, I will give you my undivided coaching experience
because you actually are the only streamer
that is not, you're not even like a gaming streamer, Sina.
You're the only streamer that actually went out on your own
and got to level 50.
So for that, I respect your time in the game.
I respect your time.
Because I hate touching somebody and they're like,
how do I drone?
It's like, what the fuck am I doing here?
What, why am I here?
Okay, and Jixie, I give you full permission
to yell at me if you need.
Okay, no, Senna, the thing is like, I'm not a violent coach.
I'm a very, Senna, I'm low cortisol.
there's not going to be a single moment where I yelled at it.
Okay, so you'd never yell at me, right?
No, I'm not going to yell.
It was not going to be a single time.
I'm super low cortisol.
I actually, in the streamer awards next year,
I'm trying to get QT Cinderella to add
lowest cortisol streamer awards.
So I could just get nominated and maybe even win it.
I don't really know.
You, what is cause of other streamers?
Yeah, yeah, I think I-
I mean, do you think there's other people
that are higher cortisol?
I don't know bro like some people are just really chill
You're not beating shroud for a little code is all you know what I mean. Yeah, it's not gonna be it
Well, Joe's pretty low court is all to chat. Joe's. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're not beating Joe Joe's low court
Okay, but sinna like are you fucking ready like son are you fucking ready? Yes? Yeah, okay. Sorry. Well your court is all
Thank you. I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay. Sorry sinna you dedicated hours of your life
You took hours of your life to get I'll never get him back. I'll never get him back
You'll never get them back. You will never get them back. You dedicated hours, but I don't know why I have no fucking idea why
But you got to know 50. I don't know why but you got
I just saw the ring screen for the first time
Shysa all right, man, I'm real planes if we get emerald planes to that
I'm canceling the coaching session and burning my PC. I'm not playing
Okay, so emerald planes
You close the game and you walk away. I burn my set up to the floor and cancel the stream
It's basically a gigantic. Yep. They all also vandit. Oh my god. I got some house. Yes
It's basically a gigantic castle and it's fucking horrible. Okay, so sit up first things first
Um, uh, if you talk in game chat, you're probably gonna get harassed cuz you're a girl in its besieged community
That's just how I always say I always say like good job team. All right
I'll try it right now, I'll try it right now.
Good luck guys, we got this.
See, it's fine.
Okay, actually it's all good.
Nice. Okay, cool. These are cool team.
Okay, Sina.
I forgot what I was going to say. Oh yeah.
We are playing a silver three, a gold one,
a plat two, and they have an emerald four and a gold three.
We might have bit off a little more than we can choose here,
but I think we'll do fine, alright?
Sina, who's your favorite up?
I don't want to tell you what I have to play.
Play what you like.
So for easy like just for learning stuff for maps and stuff. I play cap can because it's also easy kills for like lower
ranked
Okay, so now cap can is probably the best new or no the best new player
Operator you can play on defense because you get three kills and helps you learn maps like putting them on different doors and stuff
So that's good. Okay
Okay, and then who did you pick? I picked mazzi. Basically my guy just hacks cameras and stuff
Okay
That's the problem is I don't drone up. Okay, so the first thing first coaching tip always put barbwire on
So I would do one set here and then one second. That's like you're already like
Okay, cuz it slows them on the stairs
It mainly gives us intel that they're there it's normally they're not going to walk through that it's going to punch it
But it's not about getting shot in the back they go
So we can actually do the noise one more time I didn't want yo sit up. What's good, Sina? How are you?
Hello, TV
Yo, Sina, we're gonna carry you to the win. All right. We got that. No, you're not gonna carry me. Okay. I'm gonna do good
I have never been caught well that's not true actually I got called the extra the other day
um I haven't been called the n-word yet so that's awesome well that's you're actually like pretty lucky
seat where at this point it's normally it's like once every four days
oh well see there you go it's already a positive okay now where do I hide
if you don't know what you're doing sitting inside is never a bad thing never the only time like you
You can actually agree, because by wandering around the map and walking into it.
Also in siege, another rule, a second tip.
The more you move, the worse it is, especially if you're defending, because you're producing
more noise.
So.
Okay.
Yeah.
They smoked off the window.
They're on these windows.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh oh.
They're on these windows. Yeah, yeah
Nice nice nice okay, okay, so they're reaching the wall so watch out for that
How did he do that?
Yo, uh, I have to use her. Don't be I have to use her. Don't be
One up for me nice guys, that's what I call a one two three
Okay, so who was that operator that blasted over that thermite?
Yes, okay, so
basically thermite makes this he's it's a really big fucking hole coming right up
and then it goes and it's like really good interpretation yep yep um so
whatever that happens you know nine times out of ten there's somebody on the
breach so it's like sometimes they'll they'll breach it it's called ghost
pressure when you blow something up and then you run away from it off of the
noise to get people to worry about it but that's like super next level bullshit
So that doesn't even matter.
Whenever there's an explosion, Sina,
there's nine times out of 10,
somebody nearby, especially in low ranks.
Okay. And then normally,
are they normally like waiting for you though?
Like they don't wait at the explosion.
They wait on the side to try to bait you to run in the room.
Yeah.
Normally what people do in low ranks
is they kind of just wait for you to peek.
So like if you get into the habit, Sina,
of holding angles,
people will eventually just walk into you.
Now attacking is way, another rule of siege.
Attacking is harder than defending
Because attackers have to make noise.
Attackers have to enter the building.
Attackers have to push.
Defenders hold all the cards.
Defenders can sit in a corner.
They can fucking drop their controller,
eat some fucking Chipotle,
and sit inside and they're doing their job.
Attackers have to actually reach and enter.
So, the defending makes you always hold angles.
And hold ground.
That's the best.
Right?
Okay.
All right, and then, okay, let me,
and reinforce outside walls all the time, right?
But no ones that have rotation.
Yes, wow, yes.
Never be a force in between the sides.
Okay, alright, I'm gonna do that.
It's in a very good, very good box.
Thanks, that's the only thing I know, but I'm gonna be honest, sometimes I don't know where the location is, so I just reinforce it.
If you don't know where it is, it's better to not watch this. If you don't know where it is, it's better to not watch this.
Okay.
Cause one of your teammates will know, and then don't make the last five seconds encounter.
Top four has located a bomb.
Oh, I didn't put down my bombs. I was distracted. I'm getting snagged. I'm gonna find out right now. Oh, hold on. Okay. Wait, I'll do it now
I said, I just lagged out there, I'm back, pal.
You said you could put your bomb here.
Okay, don't worry, I'll carry.
No, I'm back, I just lagged, I don't know.
No, I'm back. I just lagged, I don't know.
Wait, have you played a split yet or no?
No, we were supposed to, um, but then we didn't have time, and I haven't really hit him up since, cause I've been kinda just...
He's going with the black, yeah.
Yeah, like, wording.
He's good. You could play, like, if you play other, he'll teach you a lot of stuff, too.
Oh my god, I almost made a dumb decision.
I
Go through my they can't reach the wall said I remember the sky. He's dead. He's that they can't do it. They can't do it, right?
Yep
It's all good, I'm actually
You're good you're good said about just an ash charge you're fine
I was standing right on top of that floor.
Do you see the red laser to the left a little bit through this door?
Look through the door?
Yeah, to your left. See the red laser on the journal?
See it in one second. Move forward a little bit.
That's a claim. Don't walk into that.
You have two barbed wire in your pocket.
Make sure you always put barbed wire on the stairs.
Alright, sorry. The problem is I got distracted reinforcing walls.
I said uh, they're pushing K they're pushing K over there. Okay, yeah
Yes, yes, okay, just swing it swing it close up baby. I think I don't know
Oh my god
Okay, I got a
Okay, okay, okay.
It's not your need.
Yeah, no, you're doing good.
Okay, Stina, make sure you always have barbed wire
on staircases, okay?
Okay, right, okay, sorry, sorry.
And let me turn my headphones up too.
Let me adjust your volume.
Okay, I'm gonna ban thermite.
We should ban thermite.
Who, ever, okay, guys, thermite, thermite, thermite.
Oh my God, my hands are so sweaty.
I'm so stressed.
Okay, this is not that bad.
I guess so far I have, oh, I'm zero and two.
Yeah, so it's, okay, keep in mind,
it's your first rank game.
You're basically considered copper,
but because this game is a steaming pile of dog shit
and they haven't changed their game,
as soon as you hit level 50, it considers you gold elos.
So right now you're hitting MMR as gold,
so you're basically four levels higher than you should be.
Oh, wait, so it's automatically throwing me in there?
Wait, because you also too?
Because I'm Black, but when you reach level 50,
you should start at Copper,
which I think they're implementing next season
in Ranked 2.0,
but because this game is a steaming crock of shit
and Ranked 2.0 is still a thing
and it's not Ranked 2.0 until next season,
you start off in Gold Evo.
So yeah, the game just sucks.
Secure the area.
You know, DeXan, I'm certainly seeing why you love League
so much, because that's exactly how League players
talking about their game.
Yep, yep.
Okay, all right, so wait, let me put stuff on the doors.
Okay, so one here.
But yeah, I'm like, my MMR like will not bring us up. I'm flat. I'm flat too.
Okay, and for the people at home like the viewers obviously not me, define MMR.
Your MMR is your matchmaking rating. So like it's your ego. It's how much the more you get the higher you go.
I'm just gonna...
Down to five seconds.
All right, wait, I think I got it. I got the barbed wire on the thing
You don't get those in I don't get okay
Okay, Jixi this I swear I will get a kill
We have that
that's the I killed the razor on the floor thing okay all right that's you
know I want to learn to play my favorite who day most I think he's so cool yeah
that is escape
yo are they are they in dirt are they there yeah
I'm scared till I go out of spawn.
You're good at where you are.
I'm like, you're kind of just holding site.
One's gonna come from here, this door, if you wanna hold an angle.
I'm gonna get a reputation for all this.
I'm gonna get some money for this.
We're loading!
For a release like 18 PhD right now.
I'm gonna get a four game please.
I think one's gonna come from this door.
Sina, if you hold an angle on this door you might get a kill.
I'll let you kill him.
Do you have an angle on it?
I can't see the door. It's blocked by the wall.
Okay, so you could maybe run here and just hold the angle like this.
Okay.
Just as old.
Now, here you are. Come here. Come here. Come here.
Where?
Right, sit right here.
Where are you?
Sit up. I'm over here. Sit up.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Stand here. Stand here.
Now look at the door. Look at the door.
Like this door.
Okay.
Look there. Look there.
Don't worry, GX. I won't let them in.
Okay.
This is, what is the, what is it?
This is my perimeter or whatever he said.
I am my perimeter and my perimeter is me I am my perimeter and my perimeter is me hold that angle you're gonna kill him okay
Okay, I'm gonna kill him. I am my perimeter my perimeter is me
But all that matters is that you try you good try
One blue
down to 15 seconds
every time I play like unranked games it's good call brush to go get the kill
better than to play objective right oh sorry what did you get the shit on by
that guy.
Yeah.
Wow.
Sorry.
No, no, it's not your fault.
What were you saying?
Um, I was yapping.
I said it's better to always let them play the objective, right?
Not like run out and then like have them kill you.
Uh, this is, this is a concept that majority of the siege community hasn't understood in
11 years.
But like if you're in a 1v1 scenario and you're defending and there's two seconds left and
they're not planting, you automatically win,
but everybody who plays this game is a fucking idiot,
so they just take a gunfight for no reason.
But if you literally just hide in a corner in a 1v1,
make them plant, the clock will stall out at zero,
which will tell you that they're planting,
and then you just run to them and shoot them.
But literally no one does it.
No one does it.
Which I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, other than that, if you run out and try to get a kill,
it's like a waste, right?
Yeah, it's just point, it's okay.
Another thing, it's just an impactless kill.
Like in Siege, there are two types of things.
And this is why KD doesn't mean everything in this game.
There are impact kills and impactless kills.
Like, sit up, look at it like this, right?
If your entire team runs in the building and dies
and you're hiding on top of the roof
and you're in a one feet mob, your entire team died,
you're probably gonna get three or four kills
if people just jump out of you,
but you're not gonna win the round
because the last guy's not gonna beat you.
So your team could have survived
if you pushed with them.
But because you sat on the roof,
your entire team fucking died
and you got three meaningless kills,
but then those are the same idiots who will go into game chat
and be like, I'm Pop-Frag and my team sucks.
That's the problem, they just sit on the roof.
You know what I mean?
I'm located above.
Oh, fuck, I just got shot, okay, all right.
So how the fuck did he get my drone?
Okay, that makes sense.
So they just do, okay.
Impact kills.
So what you're saying is my KD is not my fault necessarily.
Because here's the thing, I don't think a 0.5 is that bad.
And I think objectively, there's probably other forces
what I'm hearing that affected my 0.5 KD.
So we're going to have to backpedal on that a little bit.
No, Senna.
So I'm going to be honest with you.
A 0.5 KD is a train that's a night.
But Senna.
It's probably going to get better, though, right?
is definitely gonna get better in rank.
Well, in these lobbies, I would say absolutely not.
But, if you get down to Copper Cina,
I have no doubt in my mind that you'll get the...
Oh my God, wait, this is the map where they shoot out
the windows, right?
Yep, well that's basically...
They spawn kill, they spawn kill.
Yes, yep, yep, yep, this is a very common spawn kill map.
Now like a life, detected an enemy divine.
So Cina, do you like games?
You know how to use them?
Yeah, it's just like, uh, really good grenades, or stun grenades.
And then also, the longer I hold the special button before I throw it, the quicker it releases, right?
Yep, yep, my son has to react. Nice. Yep. Very good.
Is there anything else I need to know?
Um, you can bank them off like walls and get them to roll if you want.
I mean, it's kind of stuff to do with how you like to use them.
This is a good thing that it's like
the ocean here
These guys are actually sweating
It's not all like pushing down, but I feel like that bottom staircase is like
so bad to go everywhere
Yo, uh, Thatcher and Thermite
If you guys just Thatcher can hide the main wall, we can get it open
He's bandit-ing
Wait, Jinzy
And I can hop in
Yes, Inna?
I need that, I checked
Is this you below me?
Uh, Inna, where are you?
I
Love you. Is that you?
Yes
Yo guys, I'll break this wall break this wall break this wall
Sit up. Um, so what I want you to do is start. Oh, no, we're in
Yeah, yeah, yeah start banking
a little bit of kick to it, I'm going to be honest.
Right.
Yeah, I think it's just the recoil is not that bad.
Oh, I don't know how bad is that aim.
Center, so what I would recommend using, if like,
OK, if recoil is hard for you to control,
use like really low recoil guns.
But the thing is, ying is kind of low recoil.
Maybe like slash, maybe?
Hold on, wait, ying is low recoil?
Yes.
You know, maybe it's it's the site. I think it's what it was.
Hold on. So it's nine, you know, you could try if you want to try like
the highest recoil gun in the game, you could try Dokobie's SMG 12.
Just for it's just for shits and giggles.
If you want to try, it's like literally one of the best guns in the game.
If you're really good. Yeah.
He's going to go to Okabe and then put on the SMG.
Use her DMR primary, use her DMR for, I think it's called an MK 14.
God of the loser use the MK 14 and then the SMD 12 use that and then that's okay
Wait, I'm able to change it now because I clicked it wrong. I think yes, you could change it
I
Don't play keyboard. What does she click to change her gun? Oh seven seven seven seven. We need to locate a bomb
Okay, she said this and you said her SMG 12 and then what's her first on the check on the DMR DMR MK 14
So the SMG12 is, actually, so just use the boss seed.
That'll be funny too.
I want to see you use the boss seed.
So use the boss seed, he's there to draw.
So the SMG12 is the highest recoil done in the game.
If you can get a kill with this, that is fucking aura.
It's the highest recoil done in the game.
Dixie, don't worry, I won't let you down.
I've lost how many hours of my life into this game?
Probably like 30 or 40.
Yeah, I don't know how the fuck you did that.
That is depressing and I'm never getting those back.
Insertion in five seconds.
Maybe they're right.
It's time to start a family.
Holy fuck.
All right, they're downstairs, Senator.
They're in the basement, okay?
Okay.
I dropped my drone.
Let's see.
One's in all right.
Wait, one moment, Sina, sorry.
Hey, dumbass fucking chat!
I didn't call her baby!
I said baby!
Shut the fuck up and pull the rock out of your head!
God damn it!
All right, I'm back, Sina.
They're downstairs.
Did you die?
No, no, I'm alive, I'm alive.
I'm alive, I'm alive.
All right, wait, I'm...
Dukabee, do you have EMPs, Dukabee, or no?
Oh, wait, Sina, you're Dukabee.
Sina, do you have EMPs?
Yes.
Oh, yes, I do.
I can throw one.
You actually don't have EMPs!
I don't throw EMPs!
I know it's you guys, bro.
OK.
Stop chatting.
Sina.
Sina, throw on the EMP right here.
Sina, throw it.
Throw on the EMP right here, Sina.
Right here.
Right here, Sina.
You mean call, right?
No, no, throw the EMP like you're flat, like you're throwing.
Throw it.
Oh my.
Where?
Where are you?
Throw it right here on this yellow thing.
Sina, throw the EMP on the other thing.
Sina, throw your guess.
Throw it.
Throw your EMP.
Throw your EMP, right?
Oh, what's going on?
Sit up, throw your EMP!
What?
Sit up, throw your EMP!
I got it, sit up, clear out, clear out.
Sit up, I got it, I got it.
Sit up, clear out, clear out.
Okay, sorry, sit up, clear out, clear out.
How was that?
What?
You said you got it and you didn't exactly get it.
Yeah, I'm trying here.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not playing dirty blow.
They said again, you said you're getting
said I'm trying here.
I got it. I got it.
And now don't worry.
Now I'll throw a stun.
Time to make a new door.
Do the Mingo route.
Let the cards fall over.
So I hate you don't
Okay, I'm calling don't worry
Okay, I'm bad at your door now. I'm dead. It's a fucking door now. Okay. Don't worry. I'm watching right now
All right, you got this
Highest we call gun in the game center center
Let's chop a shit we have been eliminated
Yo, Nick, I need you to walk in cuz I'm not gonna lose my you love
Yo, sit up here's the thing I
That's fucked up me for even telling you to use that god never use that gun against
No, it's an incredible gun, but you have to be a no-life degenerate loser to use it
It shoots like this
But that's how when I'm you and I'm playing league and then that's the only way I can use it
Yeah, yeah, basically. Yeah, basically if you're a loser degenerate fucking loser. Yes, you could use my gun
I'm not even like okay. I'm pretty good at that gun actually. I'm not that bad of it. I rest my case
All right, just gonna they're gonna be upstairs. Okay, there'd be gym. All right, okay, so I'm gonna oh
Let me go. Oh somebody already walked. Okay. I'm gonna use
Ying again. Now, what were you asking an EMP? Was that not the thing I threw?
You threw a flashbang and blinded our entire team.
I did throw my drone. Okay, that's what I thought you were asking.
Yes. So you have, Dopey has a selection of flashbangs or EMPs. EMPs destroy electricity and
flashbangs blind people. You blinded us. But it was a great try.
Okay, so it's bad comms. All right. I just put them on utility belt. You know what I mean? That's all I had.
All right, I'm gonna lock in this time. This I will get a kill.
Okay. Yep. You got it, Center. Center, you're gonna get a kill today in ranks. Like, you'll get one.
And if I do?
No, you'll for sure get a kill today.
Count me counting or not counting.
There's no room for failure.
because if we're hit if we're not counting cap this could turn into a
38-hour stream though no don't know it's in a no I can't count cap can't
kill like we can count it in game but yeah we need to count it we need to
count it in like guns like I want to see you get a gun
Headshot kill yeah, like fucking headshot
Okay, wait, sorry. Oh, no, I wasn't shooting my head shot me
Like that's a lot that's a one one-way ticket to losing the game
By definition though, here's the thing you were dead before and just a note. I could have got a kill
I mean, it's not so often to Mary's strats on the window
I mean, it's because I'm on the team. They know what it is.
Yep, 100%. Okay, I'm gonna drone this hatch.
Oh, this window is open now.
Ooh, Valkyrie.
Last one's tube.
I'm not sure what that means.
Oh, do you want me to throw a Ying in there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's gonna be a Ying.
Okay, okay, hold on.
But no, we shouldn't push this.
They have a C4 below.
Oh, why?
They definitely have a C4.
No, but Ying's fine.
This is gonna scare them.
It's gonna honestly Ying it again, really, really well.
Ying it again.
Ying it twice?
Yeah.
it again. You get twice? Yeah. Yeah. You get again. All right.
Here, hold on. I'm gonna do the three. You're clear to drop.
Oh my god. They got blasting.
I
Want you to know that I died in a very
Wait, you died
Yeah
But I think the guy was like, he has a gun and he's dead.
Oh my god.
Four eliminated.
Oh my god, there's only one one.
What were you saying, Sina?
I think that guy had extra armor and like,
that's why I couldn't kill him.
Oh, 100%.
But Sina, you know what I do see on the fucking leaderboard,
Sina?
What?
I see an assist.
I see your first assist of the fucking game, Sina.
Jason, can I be so fucking honest with you?
Yeah.
because I have not landed a single bullet on a single body.
These motherfuckers are peaking,
I'm getting shot by pixels, did you see?
So Sina, there are other ways to get assessed
other than shooting somebody.
So I think what that means Sina,
is you flashed him with your ying
and then your teammate,
because you blinded him, your teammate killed him.
Okay, I just want to get killed.
One moment, I'm sorry.
Oh, a kill that's not a cap can kill.
Chad, I'm pretty sure I just lied through my teeth.
I didn't think that's a thing.
Is that a thing?
Did she get points for that?
I don't, I'm pretty sure I was live.
Yeah, no, but yeah, you basically,
if you think about it, Senna,
you want us that round basically.
I'm kind of a hero.
Thank you.
That's what they say.
Yes.
Normally when I go like, oh and seven in most of my games,
but then I don't have one assist kill,
I leave feeling pretty dignified.
But Senna, the thing is,
what good players do in this game
is good players know how to die.
And Senna, you know how to die good.
Because why, Senna?
Your death got traded.
If you didn't die, we might have lost them out.
What shitty players do is they push by themselves
and they fucking died.
And then they scroll through TikTok
and they wonder why they're a lazy sack of shit
and will never get out of silver
for as long as this game goes on.
But you had the honor and dignity to fucking go in there.
You didn't care what happened.
You died and the kill got traded,
which probably won us the round.
I am a hero, hold on.
I
Like don't play like alone when people play alone
You don't want to be the one teammate who's on an island every round and just like not helping anybody
I
Think I'm in a good spot
So somebody might chat said you're playing without a headset
No, I have IEMs in I had to get a chat message every time I failed it because I can't hear but instead
I think it's because I'm slow wait. So what do you have your button like little earbuds?
Yeah, I am they're like really good for like blocking out sound for other things
Oh, so you don't get a headset that to high-five by idea. I am yeah
I thought I have a really large abnormally big forehead to the range of headphones. It's like kind of weird
noted
That's gonna scare it but what do you play with you play the regular headset? Yeah, I play with the
I've uh had some pretty brutal headset dead clips in my dance
Are you sure it's a headset then you weren't dropped?
Okay, uh, yes, I was not okay. I was not dropped on my fucking headset
We can ask Monday Mike. Okay
We like to fuse those
One's in office, I'm not in all the way.
Is he ever in the hallway?
Is there a U-Lives in it?
No, no, I sent them here.
Where did he even come from?
Wait, there might still be one thing.
She's pushed into bedroom.
Last one in bedroom.
I got one back!
fucking lobby. This is ranked, you see?
Yeah. Well, Sina, again, because this game's a steaming crock of shit, you're starting
off in gold MMR, which is hitting. So if we win this, the next game's gonna be harder.
Yeah. Wait, so when I said that I was gonna marathon to win three games in a row, was
that dumb? 10 seconds left. Yeah. So Sina, if you run, Sina, run!
It's not soon, is it?
It's not soon, is it?
It's not soon.
If you do a marathon,
Okay, we have some time.
If you do a marathon where you have to win 3 games of Rainbow 16 and Rose Solo kills,
you might be doing a 24 hours dream.
Or even longer, I'm not even kidding.
It can't be that.
You think it's that bad?
Yes, 1 out of the 7.
Walks in open.
Here's how I looked up stuff with seeds, like all the ranked videos.
They were all so excited.
He said, these are the tips you need to be able to play break siege.
I watched them all on the treadmill and they all sound so happy.
They never sound sad.
Yeah, yeah, this game's like just depression.
But to be fair, if you solo queue, it'll be easier.
Yo, Junko, give us the plan.
Okay.
If you solo queue, it'll be easier.
Why isn't solo queue worse?
But you'll be in lower lobby, so your opponents won't be as difficult.
You'll be out here with an ad, bro.
If they go CC, let's just reach the wall and then go Monty on Garagement as well.
Anybody comfortable on Monty in this team here?
Anybody comfortable on Monty?
I think Cynon would be great on Monty.
Sorry guys, I'm doing my best, I'm so sorry.
Anything for you.
Alright.
Yo, Cynon, I think you should play Monty, I think that'd be fun to watch.
You're gonna use the easiest character in the game. It's a shield. He's so good. It's a shield. This is gonna go great
I hate shield operators, though. That's good. Oh my god. You should literally hate them. Yes
Everybody's a shield is a fucking loser, but Senna do you want to be a loser that we got mazzi
Yes, I want to be a loser that wins the game. So what what so I
I only I only know in pictures. What symbol is he top right big shield top right big blue shield?
Understood. Okay, Sina. All you follow me spawn warehouse
So Sina all I want you to do is I'm gonna shoot down a door you're gonna walk up garage steps and you're just gonna
First things first fully extend your shield fully extend your shield
She's somewhere on this is all you're gonna do for the entire round
If you say that if you're in this exact position, you know only died from behind. Okay, you can only that much
That's what we needed you to get the game. All right, the rounds over. Yeah, I'm so sorry
All right, well, you know what I still do it sit up walk in and just call out where they
Yeah, I'm gonna swing him. He's on the top of the stairs right? Oh, yeah, I'll pick up a king right there
Yep, keep paying them said okay, he's moving to this side. Oh, there's one right here. There's one right here. Oh
What is that? What is that? Yeah, so our brain that idiot?
Okay, how the fuck did I get my plan against Tom Brady, what kind of arm is that?
all the way across the warehouse. Yeah so yeah I forgot to mention that that one's on me uh so
Monty's weakness is C4 is that land behind him so you gotta make sure if somebody goes to C4 you
sit on it always back up always back up okay okay and just like hide in the corner no corners are
bad for Monty you want to be able to move around freely because if they throw it before you want
to be able to back up you hide the corner that's destroyed behind the wall behind them listen
The only reason why that push was so fucking scuffed is because Batur died and we weren't able to explode the EMPs on the wall.
So because our teammate was a fucking lazy idiot and didn't check his spawn peeks, we all suffer because of it.
Don't you see why this game is fucking terrible?
Right, so it was not my fault. It was-
You did literally nothing wrong.
Your job was to walk in garage. That was it. You did your job.
Okay.
He fucking died.
Okay. Alright, I like that.
So it's me me versus accountability if I never and I never take accountability
Yeah, yeah, that is the perfect
Okay, and see just everyone else's fault. It's never
You never admit fault sinna sinna. You would rather die that admit fault in siege. Okay
There is always a way to blame your teammate always
Should I go in the comms and play no plans for defense?
I'm gonna say right now that was not my fault that I died and you guys should have played better so I said better from you this round
It's in a safe fast man. You should have checked your spot. Yeah, I just muted her. Oh, okay
All right, we're good. Okay. Wait guys, let's go downstairs. I think it's an automatic win if we go downstairs
No, how did he even do that? Oh?
Oh wait, she uh gold one player you said no, okay got it cool, bro
So, it looks like we're going CCTD, Senna.
The gold one player who's four and six said no.
Wow.
The gold one player said no.
Are we serious?
Senna, no, Senna.
I'm the only one who picked downstairs.
Senna, you're basically, um, okay, so Senna, yeah.
I was trying to help you out.
I was trying to help you out.
So, Senna, first rule, well, this is actually the eighth rule of siege by now.
Senna, if you're 0 and 8, um, basically, I've been here.
I've been here if you're only
You know just enjoy the uh like enjoy the experience
Okay
No, you can calm but you sort of blamed him and you're oh like seven right now you're only eight me
So like right now it's sort of
Yes
Another great fucking mindset
We're gonna win, we're gonna win this.
I'm telling you Jinky, I think the real problem is I need to not let space break me.
Like if I come into it with a happy attitude, I can't lose.
Yeah...
No.
So basically, wrong.
So you want to come into the seeds with an attitude of expecting the absolute fucking least.
Because then if you expect the absolute fucking least of this game, you'll always...
You'll never be disappointed.
If you expect the absolute dead fucking worst scenario, your teammates are leaving the game,
their team is killing their streamers, splitters, and gamechats, Sina, you can never be disappointed.
You can never, you'll never be disappointed.
All my teammates are dog shit, the only thing that matters is me.
Yes, and you hate your life because you play season and you hate your life. That's important.
Everyone at play does game ace their life.
Just let me ask you, what's worse, season lead?
I don't know just like in Siege you can actually like carry if you play really good but in League if somebody on your team is fucking horrible you just sort of fire the league.
So probably League. Like League are even more team dependent. Like Siege are team dependent but League are even more team dependent.
Yeah I'd probably League honestly. Like Siege if you actually drop 20 you'll just play.
well well well watch out my died of wall watch out
Is that a move? Move it? Is that a move? Is that a walk here?
I need my kill, Jixi. The game's about to be over, Jixi.
And your low health.
Jixi, if you kill me, it's not kill.
Oh my god. All right, Jixi. Just stop. We can play this.
I'm telling you we're man-ing here.
Don't worry, Jixi. I've got this.
No, no, no.
Jixi, what the fuck?
Don't worry, Jixi.
Jixi, what the fuck?
Jixi, I'll carry you.
This is where I get my kill.
I'm going to kill you. You need to destroy it.
Me, huh? Me, huh?
Okay, yo, can I get my you little back?
What what do you want for a sin GG Johnco GG sinna
All right, so sinna
You what you say, okay, sir
I you I have good news, and I have oh, you know never mind
So I get my kill. I have bad news, and I have potentially upsetting news
Oh, so now you didn't get your kill because you fucking team killed
It's not a kill if you shoot me in the head
Why didn't you get your car you damn ass?
I mean, you thought you got kills for shooting your team
Okay, so sorry, that was a cortisol spike there, Senna and I see I noticed you're a little
stressed but here's my counterpoint right and hear me out I don't want to be this guy
a kill is a kill.
So no, a team kill is not a kill Senna.
No, that is not a fucking kill.
All right, so Senna, I don't have good news.
But here's what I do.
I have bad news.
Oh, wait, no.
Okay, wait, no, Senna, I have good news and I have bad news.
What would you like first?
You know what?
Can be the good news first.
What's the great news?
Okay, good news.
It's over.
Did I break up?
Good news.
It's only up from here.
You went 0 and 9.
So what we would call 0 and 9, Senna,
is the worst possible game of seeds
you could have played right there.
You just played.
So Senna, it's only up from here.
It physically can't get worse than that.
And do you want the bad news?
That was the good news, I don't look at it so much.
Okay, well actually, actually, no, I didn't even have,
now that I think about it, I didn't even have good news.
It was just bad news.
All right, let's do it again.
It was bad news, and this is,
so I'm getting worse news now is what you're saying?
Yeah, so actually, there never even was good news,
but, or no, there never even was bad news, sorry.
The good news, Sina, is that you just went 0 and 9.
So Sina, guess what?
All of that weight on your shoulders
and stress on your shoulders of you doing good in Siege,
They are out the fucking window.
Senna, you went 0 and 9.
Now you can play seeds really.
It can't get worse than that.
It mathematically cannot get worse.
That means you went to a 10.
What do you say?
Could shoot for 0 and 10.
You can always make it.
Oh, listen, you can go low.
You could always go lower, Jinxie.
You know what I mean?
Your playing league now.
It always goes lower.
9.
OK, so Senna, here's the thing.
Little bit of a fun fact.
0 and 9 in a ranked match, Senna, is basically rock bottom.
Like, you know in Minecraft when you reach, I think it's called Bedrock, when you reach that, uh, that is like the lowest part of the entire game.
That's what you just reached right here, right now, Senna.
So, Senna, in ranked, the maximum amount of length around can, or a game can go is nine rounds, and you went 0-9.
So, Senna, it can't get worse.
It could always be worse, you know? You can go 1-10.
Okay. High-fives. New York.
Fucking Mike! New York Mike!
I like that what he did there is he deafened, so he didn't have to hear you talk after that. That's that's good for him. I don't like that out of him. Yeah. So, I went one and let's address the 8,000 pound elephant in the room.
I went one in 10, Senna in a rainbow 60s tournament two years ago.
How many hours in the game. Did you have at that point.
That's neither here nor there. The thing is I went one in ten and my chat has not let me but
After making error, did you just get banned or something?
No, no, no, no, I don't I swear to God you can check my hours. I swear to God
We can do a pc check right now. I'm not banned. It says wait in shooting range. Hey, Sina. We know you're not cheating. Mijo
I mean, there was probably, no, here's the thing.
There was probably a possibility
that I was cheating as a thing.
There's probably a possibility.
No, I'm pretty confident, Sina.
I'm like 1,000% sure you're not cheating.
Not even a little bit of speculation, maybe?
You were probably thinking like, wow.
We could save the PC check.
Sina, I invited you, by the way.
You might have to be joined.
Okay, all right, I rejoined, I rejoined.
I had to leave the other one.
I mean, there wasn't even like an inkling.
Like you were like, wow,
maybe she's tracking them through the walls right there?
Thoughts?
No.
Well, Sina, you made contact with one bullet this game,
and it was my head.
So yeah, you're not cheating.
It's crazy how I knew exactly where you were, isn't it?
It's kind of insane.
Yeah, I don't know.
There's a gigantic gamer tag above my head.
Sina, I'm not gonna hype you up
for fucking team killing me, Sina.
Sina, I'll be the first one to congratulate you
when you get an actable killer,
but I'm not gonna hype you up
for shooting me in the head, Sina.
Right, right.
Sorry, let me just delete wifi.exe on my desktop.
Okay, Sina, I'll be back.
I'm not going into bait break.
There's gotta be people typing in your chat that I'm paving.
I'm not going to-
Yeah, enjoy the smoke.
The match is starting, by the way.
Okay, I'm gonna get a water.
Wait, Sina, only game.
If you see Emerald Plains, ban it, or lair.
Okay, or lair, okay.
We bait break Emerald Plains, ban.
why are they banning the labs no no oh my god no no bans the place please
please
oh no oh no no no no no no no no oh my god oh my god how do i ff uh hi vice can
Can you close this game, please?
Hi, vice, please, please, he's gonna, he's going to yell.
Hi, vice, please, please, please, please.
Jixi, Jixi!
Yes?
Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, Jixi.
I would like, I don't want you to get upset, okay?
Yeah, what's up, what's going on?
Hypothetically, right, there are other people on the team,
not me, obviously, that maybe didn't vote Emerald Plains.
I want to clarify, not me.
So, Sina, I legitimately have no words at this point.
OK, hey, well, these are playing bronzes.
I have this map fucking sucks.
I've got to hate this map.
OK, Sina, I was walking to the pantry
to get mini pretzels.
And Sina, I had an opinion while I grabbed the pretzels.
That's just going to get me in the water, how do I do this?
I'll punch you in the face. Stop stop stop. I'll knock you out. All right, so here's the thing,
I had a different. I was new to the game just like you. And the number one way you can boost
your KD and boost your rank in this game, is I want you to practice this thing called aiming
Have no sinna. Do you know what that means? Okay? Yes, so okay? The problem is
Get it wrong sometimes, but isn't it always like the second buckle?
Things are like a head height, right
Okay. Wait. Fuck. Do you know that? I watched a TikTok? No, no, no. It was somebody. They
did a video. I forgot who it was. Yeah, so, Zina, basically, if you aim right here, Zina,
right here at this buckle, that's that level. Okay? Doing this? Yes. Yes. Oh my god, we're
getting rushed. Doing this will make you rank up so fast. Okay? Okay, they're reaching
this wall. This is a nightmare. Don't worry, Dixie. I'm reloading. I hear a shield operator.
I
Take take see do not get hit in the head
Please I have an ace on PC yet
Wait, if you A's have one, I'll shut up.
Where?
No, is he inside?
No.
I'll look for you.
I'll look for our P.M.'s.
He's gotta be inside.
What the fuck?
Oh, he's right here, he's right here.
Wait, actually, actually?
Oh my god.
Yes, yes, I'm peeking, I'm peeking, I'm peeking.
I
Yellow pink as well that's actually
Oh my god. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's better. You're watching the talks of the game
You're a student. I literally every every day when I go to the gym. I walk in the treadmill and I watch our six videos
No joke. What?
Yeah, it's kind of bad. It's like been a little bit of a autism fix that in tornadoes
Yeah, so, Sina, what's up with tornadoes?
Bro, do you want to go?
Do I want to chase tornadoes?
You know, I'll, Sina, I'll take you up on that offer right when hell is done freezing over.
Sina, you want me to tornado chase for a stream?
Bro, you already said you were depressed. You might as well. Like, what do you have to lose?
Wait, Sina, you actually streamed that?
Yeah, yeah, we had a Starlink on the thing connected and then shaved tornadoes and we saw rare two twin tornadoes and then a tornado
Accidentally, it was actually kind of bad. It came down and it hit our car and it moved it across the road. There's a video of it
Oh my god
Yeah, it's kind of crazy like getting hit by a little tornado your ears like literally pop like the low pressure
It's probably kind of nuts. It's sick though. Yeah, so yeah, you definitely
I definitely ate your life, Senna.
Place for no reason and tornado chips?
Yeah, sort of thing I got nothing to live for.
Wait, okay, so I should reinforce this wall, right?
Yeah.
Um, yeah, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, so Senna,
always reinforce like this is a good example, right here.
Senna, this wall right here is a great, Senna,
over here, Senna.
Oh, yeah, okay, Senna, yeah.
Right here, yeah, Senna.
So this is a great wall to reinforce.
Why would this be a great wall to reinforce, Senna?
Which wall, which one?
The one that I think five seconds left. Oh this because it goes outside, right?
Now what about these walls do you think these would be good walls to reinforce it up?
No, yes, they're
Yep, and I'll be re-bored
Exterior wall always
Reinforcing wall. Oh
my god
I guess we'll just watch you play the game.
Can you out here my mic?
Yeah.
I better.
We'll just spectate you.
Can I see Cheetah?
I'm sorry.
Xxy, don't worry.
Yes, I got him this time.
Yep.
I have nothing but the utmost faith in you getting to kill this game.
Okay, I'm gonna watch, I'll watch this door.
Smart. Very smart.
Sina, now, if there's ever like a time where you have nothing to do, it's-
It's not a window.
That guy's moaning Jinx, he's talking.
I'm gonna mute him.
So, Sina, it's always good just every time you set foot in the lobby, it's great to just mute your entire team,
because everybody who plays this game is fucking deranged.
Now, Sina.
Yeah, no one should talk.
Oh my god, they're pushing through this this this door
If you want to yeah, yeah, Swing or be swan Senna, Swing or be swan. Yeah, you're right. You're right
Swing him Senna. He's on the window. He's deep on the window
You can kill them. Okay, don't worry jigsie
Uh
Yeah, everything okay, I think you're good
No, no, I'm good. Just a little little little band-aid nothing crazy. Don't worry
So said what I'm sorry what I was saying was if there's ever a time when you have nothing to do in sight and you're just chilling
And you're safe flip cams. Okay, that could win your team the round if you can get the right thing on somebody
Okay, also if you're not on cams, you could lose your team around so like in our six. There's always something to do
Okay, but the thing is is what if I'm keeping
What if I'm flipping cans and then I I
Don't hear them only do it when you know you're safe
But you got it
He headshot me when he did it
It's okay, it's half of a kill
I'm just going to wait for him to plant because I'm near sight.
He's not planting, so I'm not going to beat.
He's not planting, so I'm not going to beat.
He's not planting, so I'm not going to beat.
Now he's planting.
See now I peek.
See how easy it is?
Okay!
Okay, you're right.
I have to mute this guy because I think we're in a call with Ron.
He's an example.
Yeah, I already did.
Okay, who do you want to ban?
Let's end up. You gotta kill. Good shit.
Oh, Sina, you got your rank.
Wait, what do you mean?
Um, if you click the leaderboard, you can see your rank. You're copper five.
Copper five? Yes!
Wait, I'm officially a ranked?
Me, huh? Yes, you're a visually ranked setup. You are the lowest rank in the game, but guess
what, Senna? Everyone has been copper. And it can't get worse from here. Bingo. Fucking
bingo. Senna, last game, you went 0 and 9, and now you're copper 5. It can't get worse
from this, Senna. And right now, I'm 1 and 2. Yep, I told you. You're never gonna go
Oh, and nine against and I never again
Yeah, but I mean until the day that I go one in ten
Okay, so let me remember this is an exterior wall to the stairs bingo that is a perfect
These walls here are also exterior
Okay, let me put on my bombs
Yep, always gonna be there first work your way back to side
That's gonna be wandering in the action page.
I put barbed wire on the stairs.
Really good, Sina.
That's another great habit to get into.
Now, Sina, this wall here should be reinforced this wall.
No, see?
Because it's a rotation.
Now we can rotate in and out of sight freely.
You know what I mean?
This wall's exterior is gonna be reinforced exterior.
And yeah, it's just fucking easy.
You'll be learning quick.
Is it good to put barbed wire on the doors?
the worst yeah that's never a bad thing the worst thing you can do with your
barbed wire center is not putting it down all right as long as you're putting
down your barbed wire in locations where you think an enemy might come from
you're trying to win the game
but you know the worst thing you do with barbed wire is not put it down
Okay, I will not get I'm watching I know you can hear that
What'd you do?
Yeah, yeah, what's up?
No, no, I was gonna follow you.
Sit up, watch out.
So you wanna do something cool?
If you jump up here, you can look at the window
and see them, if you jump right here.
You can jump up, sit up, jump up, walk up, space bomb.
Now look at the window, stand up, look at the window.
You might get a kill.
Stay there, stay there.
You might get a kill.
I'll make sure you won't die.
Behind the window.
Stay there, stay there.
Okay, wait, they ran by the other window?
Wait, that's a good spot.
I'm fucking lost. I will not let you down
Yep, so that's not the float but the heart is there for sure, okay? Yep. My perimeter is this is my perimeter
I don't know. I am my yep. There it is. I am my perimeter
I
Because I'm a degenerate loser I shot
Because I match the noise of the vaulting okay
Oh, so since you're gonna make the noise anyway, you might as well just start might as well cut off the noise
So when I shoot to him, it sounds like a bullet, but if he's an experienced player and I don't shoot
He's gonna hear me bolt. He's gonna know I'm on that hop-up
So whenever you make noise like a lot of noise to know whether you're dropping a hatch
Jumping up on top of a table always shoot your gun like just one or two bullets to mask the noise
Masking noise is one of the best things in this game
Okay, cuz it's better for them to hear a gunshot been rather than
Then rather than yeah, nevermind. No, exactly because if they hear a vault they're gonna know I'm on that position
He's got a three. I mean chill
Okay, all right, that's good. Holy shit. Are this are you shooting on fucking rocks?
No
Fuck are you eating?
Snyder's mini pretzel calorie pack. I don't know. Holy shit, bro. Oh my god
Okay, have they actually got out?
But Sina, you're doing good this game.
Like this is already major improvement from last game.
We're winning.
I have one kill and it's a cap-cam kill.
That's not good enough for me.
I need a headshot.
The day I get a headshot, I'm actually gonna bust, bro.
That's gonna be euphoric.
What?
All right, Sina, let's see.
I don't wanna hear you say what.
I literally was a clippy earlier saying you got an erection
from winning League.
You cannot talk. Okay, I probably did say that.
Sit up. Look, you have one kill and one assist in three routes.
Sit up. I'm not saying to, you know, shoot for the stars in this game for sure.
But sit up. Let's take our wins when we get them.
All right. You're one of three, but an assist. This is great.
10 seconds to insertion.
100 percent.
You're right. You're right.
Five seconds to go.
Oh, I've got a good little drone.
Oh.
You're gonna get your bomb. Make your way to this location and abuse it.
These guys are conducting a refuse.
I'm sure I'm gonna get you.
Any outdoors, be careful.
You guys are handing out kills like cookies.
Wait, you got those?
Yeah, I killed one of them. They just jumped out.
I'm on you. Don't worry.
Anything you need me to do, boss, I'm on it.
Fuck! Sit in the window, the window!
Sit down, sit down, okay.
window he was there he might still be there don't worry jixie I got this I
have an idea I'm gonna get him yeah so
the barricade needs to be open nice
Look the other window, the other window behind you!
What window?
Sit up!
Sit up!
Sit up!
Sit up!
Yes!
You got him!
Yes!
Wait no keep up your LMG, no no no, sit down you're panicking, LMG pull out your other
gun!
Sit down!
I got him!
I got him!
You have no gun!
You have 40 bullets!
Okay, he asked it a few, you hold all the cards for this scenario, sit down!
To your right!
Yeah yeah bring it right right!
Nine!
You get, okay!
And I'm trashed.
Oh my god.
Okay, I'm gonna trash.
Let's go guys.
Okay.
Okay.
Ah, what is this?
Okay, so Stella.
Uh-huh.
What you just did right there?
Right.
The way that you fucking harassed your bottom frag
is that is tendencies of a great siege player.
You always harass your bottom frag.
And what they're gonna say?
I played support, I played support.
Fuck that bullshit.
Suna, you were not bottom fragged.
So anytime somebody bottom fragged in this game,
fucking harass him.
Tell him he's a failure and he should have never been,
well, I shouldn't say more.
He should have never played the game.
Okay, Jixi, there is a problem though.
In checking my positivity rank overall,
I should have gone down,
because you're right, I'm losing.
But in fact, I went up somehow,
five points since we've been playing.
I'm ranked 134 now for overall positivity.
What is this positive anything you're looking at?
Can you show me?
So click, yeah, click your profile and then you'll see where next year rank.
It says reputation, respectable.
And then you click that and click on positivity and it will show you your
overall positivity ranking.
Wait, how do you even?
How do I let you know that, huh?
We chat, no, no, no, like click, click where it's not like, okay.
Oh, career.
Oh wait what's your reputation sonna?
134.
Uh oh no your um, sonna your reputation what does it say does it say oh I have 141 positive
units.
Oh my god.
Oh go fuck yourself.
So you're talking about the negativity you're not even negative on the game.
Yeah because sonna it's about doing it correctly.
So like sonna.
So same slurs.
Okay so.
No.
No no my god no I don't do that.
Okay sorry.
The thing is, what I do is instead of team killing my team,
because I'm a hyper-competitive loser,
I don't team kill my team,
as soon as the game ends,
you always have to wait until the game ends,
because in the middle of the game, they could team kill you.
You'd actually did great there.
You didn't say anything until the end.
As soon as the game ends, everybody's leaving,
you fucking harass your teammate over voicecom,
but you make sure you don't curse,
because R6 does not care if you call someone
the most worthless teammate you've ever had
in your entire fucking life,
and they should literally burn their PC
and never touch a keyboard again.
They don't care if you say that,
but if you cuss, they can't.
So all you do is at the end of the game,
then you harass your bottom frag.
But you don't team kill and you don't cuss in all chat.
And you'll never get there?
Easy.
I mean, to be, okay, I have not been cussing at anybody.
Every time somebody's mean to me,
what I would do in unranked games
is I didn't want anybody to be mean to me
because I was normal playing on my day off.
So I would just mute everybody on my team
because then if I can't hear the negativity,
it can't affect me.
So that's, that was my logic.
Exactly. They hate us cause they ain't us.
That's all you gotta do.
It's called putting on your hater blockers, Sina.
Every time you step into a lobby,
and especially if you're going O and A,
just naturally mute your entire team.
Because I'm gonna be honest,
they're probably gonna fucking harass you.
Right, but sometimes I need to call somebody
a broke fucking loser bum who should've been aborted.
But not every time.
Oh my God. Not every time.
Yeah, so it's sort of whatever you're feeling, right?
This is the one thing that this game is good for.
It's a really good place, or it's a really good way
to just place your anger on people, really good.
Hey, who do you want to ban?
Who do you want to ban?
God, this is dog shit.
So what we would call here is an absolute dog shit in that pool.
Actually, we have cafe.
This isn't that bad.
Let's ban this guy.
OK.
Jixi, on my life, by the way, I literally, you said ban Emerald.
I clicked it.
No one else did on the last one.
It just runs through the random and it goes on Emeril.
And it ended up being fine because we ended up winning,
but I fucking hate that map.
It's just too big and there's too many random corners
people can hide in.
Ooh, ACE is a good band.
Oh, let's talk about bands.
So, Zinna, the problem is a lot of people that play SEA
that are new to the game are sheep
and they just pick the site that everybody else picks,
they pick the band that everybody else picks.
In low ranks, your teammates are gonna be fucking idiots
so they're never gonna ban the correct shit.
So what you need to ban Zinna is operators like ACE,
Hard-breed to start great to ban.
Kate.
Ace and Darkaby, right?
Jokobie too?
Jokobie's a great fan as well.
Like a fantastic fan.
Your idiot fucking teammates are gonna do stupid shit
like banning Jackal.
Don't let them do that, okay?
That's a point, it's fucking bad.
Zach, we've gotten there 25 times.
Okay, did I say Darkaby?
Oh, what the shit?
Yeah, Jokobie.
My brain is dry.
Okay, I'll be all good.
Doing good though, Sienna.
You went from opening the end to coming up.
Okay, Defender Bams too.
Mira's really good, right?
To start.
Mira is a great fan on most maps. Some maps she's useless, but most maps she's a good fan. It's never going to be a terrible man.
Can I also use like barbed wire to maybe distract them from capcans that are on the ground?
Yeah, what ends up happening though a lot is they end up throwing for me that barbed wire and ends up rolling the cap can or like
So it's kind of bad, but um, you know it might work in my word
Bring it back to the jinks
I haven't busted out the JynxCC4 in like 8 months.
That's the fucking why you killed me with C4!
No no no!
Oh my god, no no, this pacific C4, this one.
New feed active, device set.
What's he, is it you?
Who, who, who's me? That's me, yeah, that's me, that's me.
Okay.
Sorry.
I change.
I'm not sure what to do with it.
The theoretically, I should wait here because they have to push in anyway, right?
Yep, perfect.
Yep.
I got to hear the nuts on my window.
Yep.
See if you're feeling confident.
I'm making up black here.
You're feeling confident.
Okay, alright.
You're right.
Let me get my confidence.
Swing or be swung, setup.
Remember, swing or be swung.
Uh.
We're gonna have to teach you quick peeking. Oh my god. All right
So it looked like you had molasses tied to your feet there, okay, all right, sorry
No, this is how you want to peek. I like watch this ready. Okay. Okay, so this yeah, I'm quick peeking
Is that what okay, okay, let me try let me watch this ready ready lean left lean right lean left while you move nice
There you go, so there you go now swing it bitch ass
I
Got one of the doors
He threw a grenade at me I ran in
I
You got you did a lot of damage that round. You only got one kill them
But sit up guess what your teammates are oh and one so you could you have every right to harass them
So right perfect rage bait is guys stop over peaking. Why are you guys dying? Okay?
So just say that to them. Okay guys stop over peaking. Why are you guys dying? Oh, they're gonna call me the Epsler. No
no
Cuz they're in the wrong so another one of the pieces of fucking garbage. They died for like a piece of human garbage
Yeah, I go in there and call them human garbage
No, no, no, you said wait till the end wait till the end. Yeah, you want to you want to get the last blow in at the end
It's that last punch right to the stomach
Wait, Jinxie, they're giving me intel though. They're saying that if I get a team kill, I'll have better KD
No
But I need to up my KD Jinxie, I don't know you might have to take one for the team
Yeah, it's not gonna help the Katie. So now I'm gonna be honest
a fucking miracle worker is gonna help you Katie right but just remember what you
taught me you said I don't like my teammates my teammates don't matter to me
so if the thing is like doesn't really matter then if I need better KD then I
would just kill you right now you don't get Katie from TV you don't get it you
don't get it you just lose
I
Right, it's a fucking win
I am
I think they banned cap can.
I think it's fine, the lesson still transpires, okay?
Sina, come here, come here.
Okay.
Sina, are you?
I'm right here, Sina, I'm shooting, I'm shooting.
I'm shooting, Sina.
Oh, where?
Oh, let's go, Sina, Sina.
Okay.
Hello.
Sina, this is a gas pipe, right?
You know how with cap can, you need to put two on a door
to kill somebody?
With gas pipes, you only need to put one on the door.
Because if they walk into the cap can,
it detonates the gas pipe and immediately kills them.
So Sina, whenever you see one of these gas pipes,
One
I'll be on you.
We'll get the body.
Swim in bags!
I said I'm sorry, I actually got you there.
No, Jinxie, it was my fault. I didn't hit him correctly.
Sina, what do you mean you didn't hit him correctly? What happened?
Like, I saw what I said I saw him in the head. He was the one shot.
And instead I was shooting him in the chest.
Well, yeah, I mean, I've been trying to hit heads for 10 years on this game, like sometimes
you hit them, sometimes you don't.
What?
Sorry, I'm leaving.
Oh, no.
How'd you guy?
I just got wall banged for the third time today.
All right.
Somebody's literally through one of the walls, like the hole in it.
Wait, wait, do you have a camera on it?
No, no, there was a drone and they moved it right there.
Oh, there's actually a good trod on me.
Oh, yeah, yeah. They had a trod on me. I was just overreacting.
See, right there, Sina, what I did was the most horrible, toxic trait in the history of Siege is I overheated.
So I killed two people, and then I turned into a literal fucking idiot to try to get the third.
And the more kills you get, the more of an idiot you turn into.
But yeah, I overheated there. I shouldn't have done that, and our teammate left.
So this is another thing you're going to notice in R6, Sina, especially in low ranks.
Uh, randomly throughout the game, your teammates will just leave to go get pop parts and they'll never return.
So you kind of just have to deal with it.
So, the odds of splitting this game are about 5% if he doesn't rejoin.
Well, a couple of people are getting in these lobbies, I'm just curious, you know?
Like, is it like a busy R6 community, like, describe it to me? I'm just curious.
Um, uh, so imagine like a...
I don't even fucking know. I don't even know how to explain this.
Sina, all you gotta know is the people that play this game,
majority of them are fucking miserable.
Like, maybe.
I can't keep the bombs protected.
The other day I asked the guy,
please don't say slurs because I'm screaming
and then he said the F slur.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that happens a lot.
Okay, wait, here's an exterior wall.
Wait, Sina, let me see what you're reinforcing.
This one, this one, this one.
Um, yeah, so this is kind of a niche scenario, but in this scenario, we make puddles.
Oh, so, no, no, no, no, no, oh.
The reason I make puddles is so we can see the scales.
Yes, yes, we can see it from down the stairs.
Correct, don't move back.
Slowing back!
Okay.
But yeah, like, it's the worst thing in four-pack.
It's not the end of the world.
It's not the same though, she's in a still next door though.
Yeah, the hardest thing about this game is just mapping all the tools, come to the time.
That's the thing is, I feel like everybody else, on every single time I play, they all know angles and I don't know angles.
So like, I can just, I'll walk around the corner and somebody is, you know what I mean?
They're honed in on that one pixel and I'm fucked.
Yeah, 100%.
Ah, there's a shield operator.
That's normal on this game?
Oh, there's a shield operator right there.
Yep, that's multi.
Yep, multi.
stop stop stop guys okay stop can we throw a bomb yeah I have a seat for
I'm gonna wait on the ground
If you don't worry, yeah, no
There's a guy right there right there
What is
I saw it as I got it. It's on the bomb like what is that?
So that's what that is. Yeah, he's gonna be right there, so okay
Right there so to hold that hold that that is perfect keep on it's in a bad back. Yes
Good try.
Sorry.
Mission failed.
Okay, okay, okay.
I know it probably looked like I was cheating there,
because I was holding that pixel so clearly.
But I want to say, like...
I wasn't, okay?
It was just, uh, Asian's luck.
That looked like a lot of things.
Um, cheating is not the word I would use for it.
I mean, it's probably...
Oh, bless you, by the way.
It's probably cheating a little bit.
Okay, so in my opinion, it looked like a multi-car collision on the highway that led to like, a porous fire. That's what that looked like, so it did not look like you were cheating. You were probably the most legitimate player I've ever seen in my life.
Right, but no, but here's the thing,
like I'm just saying, obviously if you wanted to PC check me,
you could.
Like, I know it's gonna be like a big thing,
and it's like, if you needed the proof,
like you could PC check me in case you had any doubts,
like any doubts at all.
Nope, I think it all checks out.
We are good.
You're a legitimate player.
You are a legitimate fucking player.
You're as legit as it gets.
Awesome. And by that you mean good, obviously.
100%. I would even make the case that you might be a great rainbow six siege player.
Oh, like, spoits.
Yeah, like, uh...
Or like, Uzi. You think I'm kind of like Uzi?
Yeah. Spoits.
Are you Uzi? Sorry.
Spoits, stoppin'.
Yeah, you're looking, looking like a pro.
I can't even, I can't find...
10 seconds to go.
What is the bomb?
Okay, I think, Sina, I think they went down.
You ever said I play like, Los Bolos, bro?
Like, oh, somebody said you played like, Los?
See now that's, I can see that.
Oh, no, they went upstairs, they went upstairs.
Okay, let me ask you something.
Do I play better than Sina or worse?
Sina, you play inconsequential.
Sina, we're gonna get you a kill right now.
We're gonna get you a kill right now.
Sina, come with me.
I'm Jackal, okay?
You know which one Jackal is?
I'm gonna start shooting.
Come to me, Sina, come to me.
Sina, we are gonna get you a kill right now, okay, Sina?
Okay, I gotta see, oh my God, you're far, okay.
So, Sina, I'm-
Hold on, don't worry.
Yep, take your time, Sina.
Try to get to me as soon as you can.
Yep.
Sina, we are gonna get you a kill.
Okay, Sina, listen, okay?
I'm 99% sure Colts is in this room.
Sina, all I want you to do is shoot down this barricade
with your SMG-12.
shoot down this barricade with the SMG
oh your SMG
oh sorry
oh sorry is that the right one
the SMG
the other one
alright Sina now shut up
Yeah, he's right in here. He's gonna be right in here. Walk in Santa. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be right in here, Santa
Wait
Right here, so he's right in here on this yellow thing see the yellow pink Santa see the yellow thing right there
Go to the yellow pink Santa
That one me ha me ha that one's on me. I'm sorry. I so this is a fucking joke
Sinna, the SMG, not the boss, jeez Sinna!
You're mad about the SMG, not about the comms that you just did?
Yeah, okay, okay.
He's right on the yellow ping, the yellow ping.
He was nowhere on the yellow ping.
Sinna, it was unlucky because I droned it and then as soon as I got off the drone, he
waltzed in there.
But Sinna, if you would have broke the barricade down 95 seconds before that, we wouldn't have
had a problem.
I would like to say, you are the worst teacher ever.
All right.
All right.
I thought you could have done better, but I'm going to forgive it, okay?
Because I think that if I would have known to look up, then I would have died.
Yeah, you would have killed him for sure.
Here's the thing, I'm not a fucking miracle worker.
Right.
Sina, I told you to SMG America, and you started box g-ing it.
You started box g-ing it, Sina, with a shotgun.
The fuck is that gonna do?
And Sina, it's a- and then I have to break it down.
Sina, I'm a coach.
I'm not a miracle worker, Sina.
I'm trying.
Okay, okay, JC.
Hear me.
How about the next one?
I'll lead us into the charge.
That sounds like a fantabulous idea.
Don't worry. Listen, let me lead and if if me or you get a kill by me leading, I now become the coach.
Okay. Yeah, sure. Where do you want to spawn at coach?
Where'd you spawn the last time? Helipad?
Helipad. Yep. Now, coach, what operators should we select coach?
Well, I'm going to pick Doca B. You can pick whatever you want. Just make sure that obviously you don't have
have the SMG-12.
I don't reckon on that gun.
So make sure if you, whoever you kick, you don't have that.
Got it, got it.
And I had a lot of recoil.
I don't think you can handle that, so.
And you have stun grenades.
Oh yeah, stun grenades are always better
than regular grenades.
Yeah, like, okay, stun grenades are good.
Stun grenades are good.
Regular grenades used to be the best thing ever.
and then they nerf them into the ground.
You used to be able to cook grenades in them,
and you could go below somebody on a wooden floor
and just explode their foot from below,
and they would literally just instantly fucking die.
But now you can't do that anymore.
Wait a minute, hold on.
So she's not glad to me,
because they told me that some grenades are like OP.
Like, it's the best thing ever in the game.
Stun grenades are OP.
Like, flashes are probably the most
well-rounded to get in the game.
Five seconds to insertion.
Flashbangs are incredible, so yeah.
like like insane a bomb must be located at the use there's a what's that girl
who throws the knives and the things she's actually yeah she's running around
I pinged her yeah so what are we doing coach okay so first let's go over here
and we oh wait we didn't look at the bombs did we so what is over here means
and I'm just following me I'm gonna jump down here no need to repel you won't
take damage thank you coach anything else um I'm sensing a bit of a dilemma
here let's just go around this side because I think they already pushed into
this room.
There you go.
Alright, great. You found an entry point based off of your teammate's positioning. Well played.
Yeah, because you always are... Actually, you said, I watched it in a video, you said if you're not going to drone
and your teammates are dumb enough to not drone, then you use their meat shields as a bait.
Exactly.
You know this guy, hold on.
Alright, I really need this.
Oh, here, I can call.
Quick, sit down.
You probably shouldn't call yet. Did you call?
Hold on, I'm sorry, I did warn you.
Okay, I'll get you.
Okay, I have another. I have another.
Well, don't use-
I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.
Wait, let me hack the cameras.
No, enemy.
Listen, I want to show you something cool, Santa, have you come here.
Okay, hold on, I hacked the camera.
This is something really cool, okay. This is called making hurt or vertical. The objective is below us.
So if we make verticals with our shotgun, we can actually see the enemy's blood.
So you have to be scared to see the enemy's blood.
So if we make a bunch of verticals...
Hold on, I gotta go.
And it makes sight very uncomfortable for them to hold.
So do you see it?
Yeah!
Right there I was literally able to kill her just like that's a really good thing to learn
With me it's a 2v1 we need to win this round to keep our team in the game
Okay, follow me, Center.
Okay.
Okay, I have a phone, I have a call.
Yeah, yeah, call me.
Okay.
Friendly last operator standing.
I'm gonna run straight, run, run.
Go through the door, yeah, go through the door.
To your left, yep, to your left.
All friendlies have been eliminated.
Oh my God, I didn't know it was right there.
Oh, that's my fault.
Okay.
Great job, Center.
I'm going to have to remove myself from that.
I went six and five.
I don't know what happened with the rest of the team.
No, Tixie.
Tixie, question.
I'm bottom-fragging in this scenario.
Wait, hold on.
Okay, so this guy.
Hey, blue warrior.
I'm top-fragged, bro.
Let's mute that shit.
So are you saying I continue?
So I shouldn't talk of a scenario because I am the trash
that you're talking about?
So basically, whatever you go one and five and said I went one and ten, whatever you go one and five, just sort of swiftly exit the lobby and act like nothing happened.
Gotcha. Okay. So just whatever I can't hear it doesn't affect me.
Yeah.
Okay, so Santa, do you want to play one more match.
Yes, now can I do one thing beforehand.
Yep.
I'm just going to open a pack really fast.
So do you have any black Isis.
No, and I just got this ugly dog shit helmet. It's so trash. Okay. Yeah, I'm ready to play one more
Let's do one more. Let's do more and then I'm gonna probably get on the again
Rot my life away
Wait, so you're not only doing I figured you would like only be like rotting league
No, I
No, I if I do that, I'll probably just end up hating my life. I really only play I
Play one to two games every morning off-stream with my brother
And then I play like two games on stream with Don't ask and that's all I play and honestly, that's a pretty healthy dosage
Yeah, I'm so you get really addicted then you start playing like eight hours
You know, then you have no life any relationships or anything going on in your life kind of fail because
League is just going so poorly and you start taking it out on everybody around you
Yeah, um and then your viewers always start going away because they also love siege
and they don't want to see you rage and legal all the time.
And then your only friend is Dante's.
And he's telling you how a child is going to get his hands
cut off in karate class, and you're going to bench him.
Bingo.
Yes.
The future looks bright, Jixi.
You look fucking bright.
Yeah, so god damn it.
Actually, I don't even have anything else to say.
That was very well said.
Wow.
You know my favorite clip, no joke,
my favorite clip of the week is Dante's going to you and telling you how to do the dragon.
And then he goes, and he goes, now this gives you a buff for your teammates, but you don't
care because fuck your team.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh my God.
Yeah, no, I like, I've learned so many things in league that I've resonated with all these
deep rooted issues I've had in siege and just hating my teammates and it's like everything
is just amplified.
Like I hate my team even more, but yeah, you actually know, you know, you know, you're
No, no joke those clips have been peak. I think you train like Tyler one is like a really good trainer
But I feel like he'll train you like on a legitimate stuff. How do one is a legitimate coach dot test. It's like mentally ill like
Like don't says he's not mentally like sound bro, he's
Yeah, I'm gonna jump in the fucking dungeon with him like literally after this game
Yeah, I might play three games tonight on the dead ass.
Like I'm feeling leaky.
I ended on a high level last night.
Yeah, and there it is, and there it is.
Chat, say goodbye to your streamer, bro.
Listen, if you thought Clash Royale was bad,
it's fucking over.
Wait, there's a Homelander skin.
What is that?
Oh, that's right, there is a Homelander skin in this.
Yeah, there's a Homelander skin on Ace.
Wait, wait, Jixi, okay, question.
So if I learn more, will you coach me again on other stuff?
I'll coach, the thing is, it's actually fun to coach you
because you actually put in the time to play the game
and learn the game.
And it's not, if somebody's a level zero
and they want coaching, it's just respectful to the coach
because it's like, I'm not gonna sit there
and tell you how to grab a drone.
But you did, you understand the core fundamentals.
So I'll coach you and teach.
You'll probably get, I feel like you could get to like,
honestly, if you play a couple times a week
for maybe a couple of hours a week,
I think you can get to like maybe silver in a year or less.
Silver in a year?
Or longer, maybe longer.
Longer?
Center, I don't know, Center.
The aim is all over the place.
I don't know.
It's fucking everywhere.
You're shooting circles around here.
Wait, no, no, no, I'm here.
No, wait, what is silver?
Is silver like four ranks above cover?
You can think that.
Is that why it took so long?
See, I was in town.
I was a dumbass.
Yep.
I was going to my teammates and have to cut you over there.
Exactly.
But Senna, you didn't get spawned,
because what you should do is now you
should blame your team for getting spawned right now,
Senna.
Oh, like on the comms?
Yeah, like, be like, why the fuck did you guys get spawned?
Why did you guys get spawned, Pige?
There you go.
Oh, I said Pige.
I said Pige.
That's better.
Oh, my god.
It's all good.
You still got the.
Uh, I think there's an infant on the other team.
What the fuck yeah, there's one outside.
Oh, he's dead.
So he's down.
Oh, Kixi.
So are you alive?
Kixi.
Uh, no, the person who spawned
peaked me came outside and killed me.
So it's all good because
I'm either going to kill their whole team
on this window or get shit on.
I don't think you could go 0 and 9 to be honest like first off okay why the fuck
every banning century. I mean, jeez. No, no, no, ban it.
Ben Kade, Ben Kade. Guys, why are we voting for century, man?
Not.
Vote for Cade so we can open walls.
I can't, I can't really argue with that guy. I said, no, you're gonna make him kind of shut you down.
Yep. Yep. I'm gonna go ace. I'm gonna go ace. Okay, Sina, but guess what? You were not first pick.
Nine through a little siege, Sina. The most important kill in siege is the first pick.
the first pick dictates what happens to you and the enemies for the rest of the fucking round.
You didn't get first pick, Sina, and you didn't even get second picked. You did great.
Wait, so, hold on, meaning like I wasn't the first kill or the second kill?
You were not, yes, you were not the first person to die. Whoever the first pick is,
is basically a sack of shit who sells the round for the entire team.
Right. You were not the first pick.
Obviously, obviously now moving forward anytime I, and I want to clarify, coach,
This would never happen. I would never get first-rounded, but just be clear if I ever get first like killed
I'm a sack of shit like a worthless
Yeah, so if you get first pick especially to a spawn peak it means you're a worthless
Passionless piece of shit who's not checking every window for a spawn when you leave a spawn your gun should always be up aiming at every possible threat
Our dog shit loser idiot teammates ran out of spawn on ADS because they're lazy and I'm disciplined and got spawned
So now we're losing one this year because our teammates were probably scrolling to talk to Jerk and Robin.
And that's the reality of the situation.
So yeah, if you get Spugbeat, you're just not locked in.
Right, and I would never do that, obviously. That's not like a normal thing for me at all.
Yeah, you'd never get Spugbeat, etc.
Never.
You know, it's like, you might see this thing in my chat, ever, by the way, if you watch me, it says WReacts when I'm playing Siege.
Um, and that's just because like I react to a lot of siege videos to make it clear not because I'm always in spectator mode
Yep. No
So in case you ever see that just make it clear that is not what
Got it
All right
I
Don't know
It's in a yin or something
I
Got
I had to shut up.
Silver's gonna take 3 years.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I'm outside for a year!
Help help help help.
He was camping outside.
He had a campfire with fucking marksmobiles outside.
Did he ever do a PC check on that guy for a family?
He's not.
Shit he's not cheating.
He's not cheating, he's not fucking moody.
There's a lot of variables here.
He didn't do a PC tech or something.
I thought I should run the one.
No, I think it's all legit here.
Cynna, all right, next piece of advice.
Cynna, if there is ever red text on your screen
that says, enemy detected, outlawed,
I want you to stop everything you're doing.
Drop your drone and just literally try to find him.
Because he's going to literally outline his body outside
and you get a free kill.
When somebody runs outside for more than a second,
Cynna, they get detected and basically gives all the attackers
wall hats on their exact location.
So that clip right there basically,
what I just watched was probably the worst
that I've ever seen in my life.
I think so you've trained Sketch.
So if you're saying that, that's bad.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, Sketch is like pretty solid.
Don't say it, don't, don't, don't!
He's, Sketch might be better than you, it's not.
No, Sketch is, no, no!
Yeah, yeah.
Sketch can't play for shit, I beat Sketch,
I can't say that.
Yeah, but to be fair, he was changing with Marlon
and he was on console.
That's not what he said.
I think if it was just me and him, I would have beaten him.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's actually a pretty good one.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Don't say it, no, because the worst thing that's actually
going to make you depressed is you saying a pretty good 1v1
is just me and Sketch.
Because Sketch doesn't fucking play games.
Yeah.
I think that would be an absolute slug fest.
I don't know who would win.
You know the other day I was talking shit to Richie
And I said that the only thing I want to train to do is to be able to beat Richie in a 1v1.
And you're telling me that I can't even go against Skett?
So, Sina, like, to beat Richie in a 1v1,
you could probably beat him to a lifetime.
So, like, maybe, uh, 200.
What is this dick stuff that you're doing?
What is this?
What is this?
Sina, you have a 0.2, Katie!
Sina, it's time to wake up and smell the coffee.
0.2?
It's no, it's 0.5!
No, that's your win to loss.
Sina, you're Katie's 0.2.
It's time to wake up and smell the fucking coffee, Senna.
You're not beating Richie in a 1v1.
See, but with that kind of attitude,
you can see that's where people fail.
You know what I mean?
Look, I'm all for it.
Here he is with a good Senna, a quote of the day.
Dreams are great, but sometimes certain dreams
can turn into nightmares.
And what you're saying to me is a fucking lie.
I think you just have a couple of laps on Siege and enjoy the game. I don't think you should be planning out my time
No, JPJP, don't take the nice way. Say what you really want to say. You really want to say, Senna, how about you get back in the kitchen and start cooking some food?
That's not...
You know what I'm saying?
Tell them what you're saying to me. You're basically saying to me, Senna, get back in the kitchen, you worth this woman, and start cooking some food because you're bad at the game.
Whoa! Whoa!
I was just gonna clash first one.
No, Senna, that's not what I'm saying.
No. No, that's pretty much what you said. You said, Senna, mind you, you should start cooking some food because you're bad at the game.
You're not doing the dishes, because you're basically a walking human dishwasher.
That's what you are.
You know, you know what I'm saying, I'm just saying, maybe you're more of like, um, you
know, maybe you could have-
You know, you got Hello Kitty Island's adventure, well, after I do the dishes and start a family
and that would be wonderful.
No, maybe you could have, like, uh, among us or something, is this guy cheating?
What's happening?
I don't know where we are at the moment.
Take me!
That's the guy that killed me!
I'm telling you!
Wait, this guy's- this guy might actually be cheating, I'm not even kidding.
How does he know what we are doing when I'm on a drone?
And you told me it was close every time, remember?
Wait, no, Sina, I'm not even kidding.
I've never ran into a cheater since I played Xeath around me.
But as soon as we played, I think...
I'm not sure he's cheating, but I'm pretty sure he's cheating.
Bro, he's running out.
What?
Yeah, jiffy, jiffy, jiffy, jiffy.
That guy's just swapping us.
That guy is a different guy, but he just came out of his hand.
Is he using it as a CEO of bad players?
Wait, sit down.
Is there a way to see what level he is?
Like on him do you see his level?
I think he's cheating.
I'm not even kidding.
Are you going to see a bad player or the alley puppy one?
How do I put that down?
The guy that's 10-0.
The guy that's 10-0.
I think he's cheating.
I'm not even kidding.
I could be wrong.
I'm not 100% sure, but I'm 50% sure he's cheating.
look yeah how do i click outside of the the tap thing to see on the left
operator standing no this guy's cheating
wallhack scene out of the gas ain't bop and he gets wallhacks you're gonna see
his level wait shenna just say I'm gonna look up his profile
what's his name what's his name alley or a li dot puppy that's what it is but you
You sure that's not like the hidden name?
That's actually his name?
Wait, Sina, what, do you have street mode?
What is this UbiConnect, Sina?
Sorry, sorry, what is this UbiConnect?
Jack, I think this guy's fucking cheating.
Oh no, I sent him a phone request.
Oh, how do I, I delete it, oh my God.
It doesn't matter.
I don't want to request him.
Wait, but Sina, just tap his name,
because mine says stylish bifurcs, I have street mode on.
Do you have street mode on or no?
I don't, no, I don't think, oh, I do, yeah, I think I do.
No, no, his name is Ali got puppy for me.
Wait, I'm going to ask someone on the team.
Yo, guys, do you guys know what sold us his gamer tag is?
What, like, without like, because I actually wrote on it.
What is, what is his game effect?
What does it say?
If you're not all to your mouth.
Okay.
Just got to fuck myself.
I think he's, I think he's walling.
I think it is.
Okay.
Now this is the moment of truth.
He might just be having the game of his life, but let's see.
Just running out of there.
We're technically down to play her because I'm one, but you know,
Alley dot puppy. All right, let's drag him over here chat. Here's the stats
No, he has a 0.8 Katie. He's having the game of his life. So we're just trash. We are just terrible
This is no, I'm not even kidding. This is the best game of seed he's ever played in his life
He's 11 and oh and he's never had a positive Katie
So right now I'm feeding the guy who's having the best fucking game in his life
Yeah, I mean I'm feeding him too. I'm getting like
Maybe he's just sniping
He is fucking me.
He is actually taking me outside and fucking me.
He has literally, like, he's spawning.
I laughed at the guy he spawned killed.
He came outside and he killed me.
It's over.
Yeah, so the thing is, like,
MCG's just gotta shake it off.
Like, it happens that a vestibus,
you just gotta dust yourself out
and get back on the horse.
10 seconds, okay.
Jack, I'm gonna save this right now.
If I died a stylish biker creating me, uh, he's two percent.
I have a one second delay and he's ran out of me twice.
Yo, is that Jixi?
Uh, no, no, no.
Yo, Jixi, I love you, bro!
He's tagged.
How are these guys called guys?
Uh oh. Uh oh. Uh oh.
Two more apps.
No, Jixi! Jixi, I tried to kill one!
I'm so sorry.
You did good. Yeah, I think you killed one, right?
You got an assist.
Uh, no.
Uh, no.
Uh, no.
Uh, no.
Uh, no.
Uh, no.
Now, Dixie, there is a world in which I was mid-reinforcing while you guys were having
a full-on shootout.
Listen, another important rule, never reinforce an action phase, only in the prep phase.
One out of four remaining.
Jake, he come.
He pick up.
Reload!
Alright, vigil.
Don't keep, okay?
Don't keep.
Don't keep, okay? Don't keep, just baiting.
Uh, there's really nothing on our cams that I can see. They took out all the other ones.
It's good that you're on cams. It's a good habit.
Like, a lot of champions don't even get on cams. I'm not kidding.
Yeah, should I open TikTok? Okay, I'm gonna do that right now.
Yeah, now you're playing like a champ. There you go.
Okay, hold on.
Oh, there's...
There's Lacey's mug top.
On me, on me.
Oh my god, are you...
Sit down, are you...
Oh
Here's our six of Dixie playing ranked. Okay, I'm gonna repost this
All right, that's good
Oh
Fucking mall this is before you make setup. Well, do you know where dogs made or got his shoes? Yeah
Unfortunately, I've heard it a thousand times
God I hate that joke
Where did he get it from?
So the actual jokes in a he's where does Darth Vader?
It's where does Darth Vader go to get a shoot
But the joke has been butchered and mispronounced so many times. You know what even knows
Where what what is the dirt?
I have, I have. So yeah, so
talk to spying your brain. Okay.
It's spying your brain.
There's a cat drinking a coffee
right now, but it's AI and I
think they edited JP's face on
the cat. You want to see? No,
I don't. So you know what I want
to see? You know what I want to
see? I want to see you get some
kills this game and we win.
So, you know what I want to see?
get some kills in this game and we win.
That's what I want to see.
So that's your rainbow six siege coach.
I want to see you perform this game.
You're Owen Ford.
It's not about how you start the game.
It's about how you finish the game, okay?
Right.
Well, Jiffy, don't worry.
I set you the TikToks.
You can watch it later.
Okay, look, you sent me a TikTok?
What is it?
Yeah, it'll look on Discord?
All right, I'm pulling up Discord right now.
You sent it in the group chat with,
There it is.
Did I buzz?
Yeah, that's the one I was talking about.
Sina, what the fuck is this?
I just came up on my For You page, I don't know.
You asked the shares, I shared it.
It's an AI cat licking a cappuccino, I think.
It's a cat cappuccino.
Sina.
Nicholas, I love you so much.
Oh my God.
Bro, dude, I don't go by nix-mix, dude.
Come on, bro, please.
I like hey guys, where's Darth Vader get his shoes?
Yeah, it's not El Ungrateful when people call me Nicholas. There was in the rockin. They're trying to piss me off
No, but the thing is
like I don't even like the Brit on there I just I didn't have anything else and
then by the time like I even
what if you just legally change your name to Senna would you do that I mean I
would but my family should help me for it so I would you change your name to
jink tea okay no I would change my name to Nick because I don't like my name is
my actual name is Nicholas Douglas Stewart
why are you like it's not actually funny okay I'm gonna try to not sit I'm
gonna try that again my ass a good one it was a good one so my actual name is
Nicholas, dog in the store.
Okay, okay, Jesus Christ.
Sorry, one more time, sorry, I'll be serious.
Okay, what the hell is this?
Ready?
Walking up the stairs.
Walking up the stairs.
Walking up the stairs.
Walking up the stairs.
I don't understand why are these players so shit that they're the same?
Why would you give her people's advantage?
Oh my God.
Okay, hold this exact angle you're gonna kill the real team hold this angle yes
You're good, I'm not even kidding you're gonna get three kills here. This is God to your position
Stay there stay there. It's the whole thing the door the door right there, right? You gotta come get you
What kind of arm what is oh my god, bro am I playing madden?
I love you so much I love you
I love you too
I love y'all man I love y'all
Pink state
Okay let me have that guy and he's totally blind
Oh my god this is quick paradigm bumbles
Nicholas I love you
Nicholas
Nicholas
Okay okay
I got him fried so I left as quickly as I possibly could
Okay Sina
Yeah, no, great, great habits.
Cina, do you want me to be honest with you?
Nicholas Douglas?
Oh, yes, sorry.
OK, so Cina.
I don't go by Nicholas Douglas.
It's my middle name.
Nobody calls me that.
Shout out NDS.
So Cina, do you want me to rate your performance
today in Rainbow Six Beach?
Yes, and I want you to be brutally honest.
Keeping in mind, by the way, that earlier today,
you did tell me to get back in the kitchen and that I was basically a talking dishwasher.
So keep that in mind.
Okay, that did not happen.
So said, let let me be, I can say this positively or negatively.
How do you want me to say this for your rating in your Rainbow Six Siege capabilities today
after four games?
Okay, how about this?
I want you to be, I'm, I know a girl, but just be honest.
Like, just be as honest.
I mean, it can't be that bad.
So just be brutal.
So Sina, it's not the worst rainbow six siege
I've ever seen in my life.
Okay.
That's good.
Okay.
So like, it's like, okay.
So it's like, okay, who's worse?
Who's worse?
Between him.
Like probably Richie when he started, right?
Richie when he started.
Or maybe stopping when he was first getting started.
I think stopping told me he was diamond
in his first season.
That's neither here nor there.
Sina, here's the thing.
For a level 50,
it's not horrible.
You were in pretty high, you know, lobbies.
I think if you play solo,
you'll probably have more fun
because you'll be in low ass ranks.
But you were in flat lobbies.
It wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen.
Your awareness is good.
You're like, you know where to look.
You actually position yourself somewhat well,
but Zinna, your aim and recoil control needs to be like Zinna.
Before you play Siege,
every time before you play a game of ranked,
I just want you to play one or two games of team deathmatch
because we gotta get that sorted.
Zinna, when you're shooting,
it takes you about four bullets
to start hitting the ceiling fan.
I don't know what's like Zinna.
You need to get in the TDX.
If you play in the TDMs and play like couple hours a week,
I think you could maybe hit silver in two or three years.
See, like you keep extending that timeline is the thing.
Originally you said one year and now it's two and that's three.
Yeah, maybe four.
I like said that the thing is-
No, I'm assuming silver is like the highest rank
and that's why it's gonna take me so long
is what you're saying.
Yeah, no.
So it goes copper, bronze, silver, gold, platinum,
emerald diamond champ.
We don't even need to worry about the last ones I just said.
So what I want you to focus on right now is just baby steps.
Let's get the bronze.
Let's get there.
Because I don't like your positioning is actually not
that bad.
You know where to aim.
You know how to set yourself up for kills.
On Night Haven Labs, the one round
where the guy was sitting on the bridge
and you were tucked in the corner aiming at the bridge,
that was not that bad.
But as soon as you see them,
it's like you have a fucking panic attack, Sina.
Like I need you to get more comfortable
with actually shoving enemies,
which is why I think you should play TDM.
Because every time you see somebody,
it's like you're having a mental breakdown, Sina.
Okay, all right, well, okay.
GFC, but what you're saying is to sum it up as,
it wasn't the worst gameplay that you saw?
Sina, I've seen a lot of people attempt to play this game.
It's not the worst siege I've ever seen.
And Sina, I'll put that on my mother's life.
It is not the worst siege I've ever seen, Sina.
Just a moment, just two seconds.
I need to say something to my chat, just literally two seconds.
Hold that thought, okay?
Hold that thought.
Yep, chat, blind leading the blind 25 times champion,
1.8 KD on PC with the controller.
Yep, blind leading the blind.
There's no way she's casting a Salvation for this I mean, there's no way she's casting
a fucking Salvation for this bro.
Gigi YouTube.
Sorry, sorry, Jixi.
Sorry, I was thinking like, like 500 subs and I got so set up that nice.
So, so like, if you're actually like, I'll leave you with this.
If you're actually serious about getting to like bronze or silver,
the only thing I want you to focus on is every time before you play,
right, play team deathmatch, it's going to,
it's kind of just going to throw you into the fire of gunfights because right now,
Sina, it's like watching a car crash. I'm going to be honest. I have,
I have a question. Yeah. Uh, like a car,
okay, like a light car crash though, not a deadly one, right?
Every time you get into a gunfight with someone, Sina,
It literally reminds me of watching like a multi-car collision on the highway.
That turns into a fucking forest fire on the news center.
I need you to really like center.
The biggest problem is the recoil control is I like center.
It's the gun is shooting the ceiling fan and center and the aim.
If you play TDM center, I have the utmost confidence that you could get
rounds if you play TDM.
See, you keep saying bronze.
Why not gold?
Can I get gold?
Miha, like Sina.
What if I did a marathon, a marathon to gold?
Is that hard?
Well, do you want to stream for 18 years in a row?
Like Sina, like, no, just Sina.
Bronx, that's our only focus right now, Sina.
Actually scratch that.
Our only focus right now is Copper 4.
There's five divisions in Copper.
We're talking the gun here with Bronx.
Sina, let's get you to Copper 4, all right?
Just focus on that.
And Sina, if you actually want frequent coaching sessions,
like once every couple of weeks, I'm down.
Like I don't care.
I'd like that you actually enjoy the game
and respect the game and you got 12 and 50.
Hey, GZ, I'll practice too.
I will practice.
And like I said, I want to try to do the win three games
in a row thing anyway, so I'm going to do that.
So the next time we play, I will play better, I promise.
I will not go 0-9.
I solemnly swear.
Yep.
And Sina, I have the utmost confidence.
If you do that, three wins in a row, marathon, solo queue,
you'll get it done instantly.
Like it'll end quickly?
Oh my God, it'll be a short stream.
We'll have to plan out later on segment in the nighttime
because it's gonna be such a fast stream.
Because I'll win so fast.
You'll win instantaneously, three and a.
All right, hey, listen, okay, well, let's go.
Okay, so I'm gonna do that.
And listen, I would probably be like, how about this?
We can play after I beat that.
So I'll probably do that soon.
It'll probably be like maybe a two hour stream.
I really don't think that crazy.
And then we'll walk it in and me and you can play after.
Yep, 100%.
All right, Sina, like Sina, I'll see you.
It was fun, it was fun playing Siege
and good luck in your future Siege endeavors.
Sina, you'll be a champion.
And I would say good luck to you in League,
but it's League and you're gonna be fucking depressed.
So Godspeed.
Yep, Sina, you'll be champion in no time.
Jack, she is absolutely fucking doomed.
like she is absolutely fucking doomed, guys. She is absolutely fucking doomed. I have no
other words. Chat is Dante's ready. It's Dante's ready. You can tell everybody. Yeah,
dude, look at me and Dante's messages through Jesus Christ. All right, chat. I'm gonna go
It's time for day eight of League of Legends. Let's fucking go!
you
you
I said her pistol gun, I said her pistol gun, because she a fashion killer.
I said her pistol go all right y'all ready y'all ready rocking rolling swagging to the max
Yes.
My fashion killer.
I didn't think.
Pop and tech.
Yo.
John says, what the fuck is a butter cup?
Dude, I was about to ask you what the fuck is up?
Wait, where I'm to butter cup?
I already stole the best one.
You're kind of cooked now, buddy.
No, what the fuck is up?
You're about to be the burn of the way up
Bro that desk can we just talk about what was bequeathed upon this chat last night like chat
Can we talk about what was bequeathed upon you guys?
10 kills five deaths five assists first ever 20,000 damage gain, and I broke the Nexus like
And don't forget you solo Baron I
I
Bro, I sold out Baron on one H3
killed Draven and fucking sold out Nexus. I mean
Bro don't I think I'm like I want you to take me serious when I say this don't this like I'm not shitting you
Yesterday was my first week of week. I played for seven days every day besides one day. I
I have never enjoyed a game in my first week as much as League of Legends since I played
Rainbow, the first time I played Rainbow.
Like even though I'm an absolute human pile of shit, I love the game and maybe it's because
I hate myself, maybe it's because I have some deep rooted fucking issues that I need to
probably speak to a psychiatrist about.
something about playing League of Legends, genuinely brings me joy.
Jensi, I want you to listen to me when I tell you this.
It's because you're a pile of shit that you love League of Legends so much.
You were born for this game. Do you understand me?
And I just want you to know that the only thing in your life that will ever make you feel better than playing League of Legends on week one is playing League of Legends on week two.
Are you ready?
Yes. Yes, coach. Yes, Sensei. Bro, you're right. I love League because I'm a pile of fucking shit.
Jyncey, I need to explain something to you. Are you listening?
Yep.
We were put on a planet in 2026. It's too late to explore the land and it's too early to explore space.
And unfortunately, Jyncey, we have things called laws in nowadays society that make it so we can't go around conquering things.
We can't go around stealing from people.
We can't go around making kingdoms.
We cannot go around battling to the death
with our neighbor over a couple of sheep.
And because we lack this in our lives, Jynxie,
it makes it so that people like me and you feel out of place.
We feel lost.
But what if I told you, Jynxie,
that there exists a land where you can kill people
and it's not illegal.
There's a land where you can steal from people
and it's good.
And if you live in this land, Jinxie,
you can stay there for as long as you want every day.
And this land is called Summoner's Rift.
Do get it!
Oh my fucking god.
Bro, you should be a motivational speaker, dude.
I mean, holy shit.
Brother, you're right, bro.
You're fucking right, dude.
Like, you're right.
League of Legends allows me to be the worst version of myself.
And it's part of the game.
I get fucking LP for it, or I lose LP for it,
but I don't care because League of Legends allows me
to embrace being the pile of rotting fucking shit that I am.
And it's not just that, Jinxie.
It's the fact that you get rewarded for it
so that it gets to a point in your life
where you never even have to grow as a person
because you can just always be the same person
and you will always be rewarded.
So you will never have to self reflect.
You will never have to grow as a human being
and you will never have to actually assess
what's going on in your life
because you can just do the same thing forever
and you will never lose.
I need to always have this no pad on standby
every time I pop into a fucking call with you, bro.
Yeah, that's.
Dom Tess, what is Clash?
You told me about this yesterday.
What the fuck is this?
So listen, Clash is where you can assemble a team of you
and whoever else you want, four people,
from any rank, anywhere.
And you compete in an eight-team tournament, right?
That's a maximum of three games if you win all three.
And if you win, you get the glory of winning the clash tournament.
So what does that mean?
Like, do I get, like, does it make my penis bigger?
What does this do?
It makes it so that everybody on the enemy team who are all
stream snipers and ghosters go to bed that night and they're depressed.
It makes it so that every single person that just snipes you and wants to
make you lose feels like shit because the only thing in their life that
gives it meaning, which is making you feel miserable,
they weren't even able to do.
So it's not about winning clash,
so you can sit there and be like,
I'm the king of my tournament.
It's because you know that you're getting snagged
by seven different teams,
and even playing the game on nightmare difficulty,
you were still able to demolish everyone and everything.
And the reason why it's so important, Jensi,
is because it's gonna be practice for you,
for the tournament that you're hosting on Monday.
Yes, yep.
So this is a two day thing.
This is Saturday and Sunday.
Like do only half the teams make it to Sunday?
Also, could I make a team with like anyone I want, any rank?
Anyone, anyone.
You could sit there and you could get like
a challenger player like Tyler One
and then a silver player like XQC.
Put them together with you, get two others
and then you're fucking chilling.
I thought XQC was wrong.
Is he still here?
Uh, I don't know, dude.
Maybe I don't know.
Like I know that he was diamond in Overwatch, but I don't know about a league.
Okay.
Okay.
Y'all bro.
So wait, I could basically contest.
Like I could basically play class tournament with four challenges on my team.
Yep.
Exactly.
You can get the taste of what challenge or lobbies feel like.
You could, you could do it and more bro.
You could sit there and you could even decide to play whatever role you
want, and you could dictate, you could sit there and say,
I want to have a team of four people that only play supports
for me.
You could get four challengers, make them supports,
and then everyone is your bitch to be commanded by you.
You could become the commander or win a clash.
Bro, so you're telling me, Dantes, me, like,
we could play this tournament together, me and you,
with a bunch of other challengers.
Yes.
Oh my fucking god. We have to play this. Wait, what, like, we can get four challengers on our team.
Yeah, you can. So this is the thing. The thing about clash is it gets the average rank
and those are the teams that are going to be up against. So if you get four challengers, right,
like you won four challengers, since your iron, maybe it'll be games against like masters,
grandmasters, that kind of stuff. Let's say you've got two challengers and you got a guy
That's like gold and another guy's emerald then it could be maybe a bit more bombs. Maybe it's like diamonds, right?
But yes, it could be literally anybody like I need you to view it like your neck fury and you are sitting down
You are assembling the Jinxie
Avengers
Shit bro, dude me you and Tyler should play this with like two other challenges and no Tyler would probably be down
me and Tyler and then we get two other challenges and then I'll just play
jungler with yee and like not feed dude and I'll sit there right and I'll be
fucking like that's so big that's so big yep dude like you could literally do
anything like Jincy Jincy you could even tell Tyler Tyler I want you to
play Soraka top and then I play another support and now you have two
No supports on your team! Like it could be anyone bro!
Fuck yes bro, oh my god May 9th, May 10th. What times bro? What time is this shit at
chat?
So I think, so click on the tab, I think it's the second one on the most left. So it's
the second tab.
Yeah I'm in here Clash, yep go to hub.
Yep, so then it says.
It starts at 7.15 PM.
Oh my God, bro.
But Jingxi, wait a second, wait a second.
The thing is that it starts depending on what tier you are in.
So what that means is right now you're Iron.
So that's tier four.
Tier one is like anybody that's like Master Plus,
which is like the highest ranks.
So if we start and let's say it's me, you, Tyler,
and then two other challengers, then what's gonna happen
is that we're going to be like maybe tier one or tier two.
So it's going to maybe start at eight o'clock instead of seven and 15.
Got it, brother.
Got it.
Wow.
I got to get ready for that.
Oh my God.
I got to get ready.
Wow.
That's crazy dude.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Yeah.
Right down.
So, so Jenksy, are you ready to know what's in for today's lesson plan?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So what is today's lesson?
When you want me to join a screen share anything you need to.
No, no, no.
So I won't screen share.
So today's lesson plan is we're gonna do two things,
three things before we get into the solo queue.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
So the first one is we're gonna do the folklier practice,
right?
Because every day we need to be tracking
just how good your folkliers are, right?
Yep, yep.
Okay.
Number two is we're gonna do a little bit of type racer.
Because I noticed that one of your issues
is when I tell you, for example, Jinxie,
flash Q on the enemies,
you have to look at your keyboard to see where it is.
So what we need to get you used to
is actually using your keyboard intuitively.
Like you need to be able to memorize that.
You like, you know how you can memorize all your siege maps?
Yep. Oh yeah, like the back of my fucking cock.
Like the fucking sack of your cock, bro.
You need to be able to sit there
and put your hands over the keyboards
and feel all the different follicles.
I want you to be able to sit there
and know exactly where everything is.
Do you understand?
Where the birthmarks are,
where the fucking the ingrown hairs are.
Like you need to know where everything is.
Yep, yes coach.
Yep, okay.
All right.
And then the third thing,
and this can be the most important,
is then we're gonna make you listen to hard style,
one hard style song before the game starts.
And I'm gonna even let you choose
which one of three we can listen to so that you can already get into the mentality of destruction
and domination. Yes, sensei. Yes, sensei. So we do a full clear. We practice my typing
and then we listen to hardstyle. All right, I'm ready coach. All right, so now we're going to do a
share screen. That's it. Coach, look, I already took the initiative to load up.
That's why Jensie, there's something that I have to say, okay?
When it comes to you, I know this, that you never forget shit.
You're like a fucking treasure trove of information.
Like you know what you are?
What?
Your brain is like the library of Alexandria.
Do you know what that was?
No, I don't know.
So that was a library that existed in Egypt, bro, and it had every book on the internet
the entire planet back in 1545 but then what happened was is they had a war with Albania
and after the great Egyptian Albanian war the library got burned down so they kept no more
information but what if I told you Jinxie that you are the reincarnation of the library of Alexandria
bro thank you bro like that like dead ass thank you man seriously I appreciate
that shit I feel like I take in information like a sponge bro like I
feel like I really do like I think I'm in like a fucking sponge yes I don't know
dude I want to say isn't on tarpon Springs no no it's tarpon Springs tarpon
It's uh the roughest city in Florida I mean I saw it looks like there's quite a
lot of gany violence over there.
I knew you'd be a real one about it wait let me lock in on my fucking phone.
Yep okay look focus up focus up let's see it.
You're kiting it perfectly so far it's looking good it's not one more auto
attack and now you can walk away. Nice. So, Jinxie, did you see how there it died without
you having to hit it? Yep. Do you know why that happened? No. Does he have like a poison
or something? Kind of. So you see that little blue guy next to your character? Yeah, yeah,
yeah, my little lia, my little puppy. Yeah, your little pet. So that guy, every time you
attack a monster, he actually does bonus damage. And when you stop attacking the monster, that
bonus damage continues for like another second or two so any time a like a
camp is low you can actually just let the little monster finish it off and then
you're good and you can move on to your next camp
Wow bro I didn't even know that dude
yep all right perfect control Q do not level W I saw you keep making this
mistake recently yeah it's okay you just seem make it like you just you make it a
habit that you're always sitting there and you're always putting your second
point in Q because depending on the champion that you play it's always
different okay also when it comes to your second smite alright you always want
to save your second smite for the crab and the reason why is because you're
getting to a point now Jinxie where you can actually clear fast enough to fight
the enemy jungle on the crab so what do you think happens if you get to the crab
and you do not have a smite up and they do exactly so what's the only way that
you cannot get jungler diffed on the crab exactly yes good learning okay
Walk in, walk in, this is the last camp of the clear.
Alright, what is it?
Wait.
And...
TIME!
Did I get a new record? Did I get faster?
Jengzee, yesterday your full clear timer was 317, do you know what it was today?
316?
314!
YEAH!
PISS!
Yes bro, I'm getting quicker every day
Bro, eventually we're gonna get to a point where it doesn't even take you like a minute and a half
And you're already gonna be finished like I'm telling you dude. We're improving at levels never before seen my god
Okay, now it's typewriter time, right? Yep. So I'm gonna send you a link in a second. Yes, sir
Okay, it's developing. It's learning. Subject is learning.
Okay, wait, hold on.
That says, what is your full clear time, sir?
I always get to crab on time.
What do you mean?
Like, whatever, normally the fastest clear is like, I can normally do that.
So, like, whenever the crab spawns, that's normally when I would finish it.
Wait, but like, have you timed like, the rocks?
Rocks like have you like a time to those or no?
Yes, okay, are you ready? Yep. All right, let's start. All right, so wait, how does this work?
We just like wait race
Wait, what the fuck why are you not in my race?
I'm in guest to enrace. Okay. Wait. Yep. Okay. Nice. Okay. You ready? Yeah. Are you ready? All right start now?
Wait, no
Wait, dude my fucking, wait Jynx that might actually be brain dead. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Okay, wait
It's not working
What do you mean it's not working? It's not working. It's not working. It won't let me type. Don't hesitate. It won't let me type
It's not fucking working.
Okay, Jensi, Jensi, click next to the I.
Click next to the I.
No, no, no, like on the red bar, the big red bar.
Yep, okay.
Wait, wait.
What the?
Okay, just undo everything.
Hold on, undo everything.
Yeah, so just backspace it all.
Okay, so now type it punctuation matters. Yep.
All right, you're gonna know.
Let me lock in for this. All right, let's go.
I'll just fool in my nose, bro.
About this former.
I love this form, right?
Dude, GenC, lock in, bro, no excuses!
Alright, I have good news still, bro.
Your words per minute are climbing fast as fuck.
You just went from 12 to 15.
You're at 16 now.
Bro, you might have to slow down.
Your keyboard's overheating, GenC!
You need to slow down, bro!
You're at 18!
I've never seen anybody type this fast in the first year of keyboard typing ever
Are you serious?
I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE IN FUCKING 21!
Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going
Okay GenC, if you lock in you're gonna be able to hit last place
Let's fucking go!
25 words per minute
Not bad at all, bro, not bad. Okay. You ready to do one more? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That one messed up because of my punctuations, bro.
Okay. So press the join race.
All right, ready?
Yep. Did you press one race?
Yep, I'm ready.
You're the yellow orange car, right?
Yep. I'm ready.
Okay. All right, bro, somebody got 102 words from me. Oh my God.
All right, this this is a slow one. All right, it's gonna be a fast one ready three two one go
All right, you haven't started bro start just are no it's starting five seconds five seconds
Three two one
I don't know what to do with it.
You just doubled your words for minutes!
42 baby, 40 fucking 2!
Okay, pretty good.
Okay, are you ready? We're going to do a few more because I'm telling you, you're already getting the hang of it, right?
Yep, I'm ready, bro. I'm already getting the hang of it, yes.
Okay, so let's go again.
Okay.
Join the race.
Okay, this is a long one.
one holy shit do you know do you know Michael Jackson bro yeah just so now I
want you to try something while you're sitting there and while you're typing
this time I want you to read it out loud too it's gonna help you actually like
imbue the knowledge better okay yep ready ready ready ready right three two
one go oh wait uh hold on it's a wait oh no just beat it just beat it okay ready
Yep, seven seconds.
Beated, beated.
Ready, ready, ready?
Yep.
Cause, cause this is a thriller, comma, a thriller.
Night.
And no one's gonna, it's gonna have a real word.
I mean, if you're in the streets, it is, but it's just like cramping me up, but I'm telling
you, it's good to have trust.
No, it's all good. You're good. Don't worry about it. This is also going to help your
flaming skills.
Okay, so now Jin see, I just had an idea, okay, for one last thing you can do, all right,
before we get into the manifestation.
Are you ready to try a strategy
that's never before been employed,
but I think it actually works super well?
Yeah, what's up, bro?
What's up?
Okay, so there's a browser game, okay?
I'll link it to you, hold on.
Called Loll Dodge Game, let me link it to you.
And what this is, is it essentially is gonna help you a lot
with pressing like Q, W, E, R, all that kind of stuff.
I think it's actually mainly just qwe and flash so what we're gonna do is now we're gonna do do the league of dodging
Got it. I should leave it league of skillshots go back league of skillshots. Yep. Yeah, yeah
Perfect. Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna press start. Okay, and I want you to press start and do skill plus dodge
Yes, and I want to do easy. We're gonna start for easy. Okay
Okay, so now you have to right-click to move and your cue right is to kill the enemies
So we saw you see what the fuck?
Yes, but Jin see when you see the enemies, right? You have to cue the enemies not the fireballs. Oh, how the fuck is this easy?
Jin see just trust you just see focus the fireballs you cannot destroy them
Okay, so the fireballs you cannot destroy but the the units there you go
There you go! And every time you kill a unit, it resets your Q cooldown, okay?
So if you're ever in a, okay, if you're ever in a tricky position, press E.
Let me just try it. Let me show you. All right. So you see how it dashes?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you can also press F and it's a dash as well. So now do it a little bit.
Let's go you need to get to at least 1,000 score before we can move on to the next stage
Well, you're getting close remember 1,000 score to unlock ranks for today
My fingers coach my fingers coach. Okay, listen, Jensie. I'm gonna need to do something. Okay. It's gonna help your fingers
So put your fingers together and then just push outward.
Okay, you can do this after.
What do you mean, bro?
What do you mean?
Okay, so like interlock your fingers, okay?
Yeah, like that.
Then flip your hand upside down and then push.
What are you doing?
No, no, no, no, non your keyboard though. I'm talking about just like in general to make them not like feel as cramped. Oh
Oh, oh my god
No, okay, you're good mother fucker dude
You're getting there
Remember, don't forget about all your abilities.
You have ENF for when things get fucky.
EMAHRA!
Alright, do you want me to give you like positive alpha male affirmations while you do this?
Yes, please.
Okay.
You are confident.
You are secure.
You know what you want and you always get it.
Everybody wishes they were you.
Everybody wishes.
You got it right!
1305, that's what the fuck I'm talking about, don't tell me.
Alright, so now are you ready for the rank or do you want to try your luck in this again?
Let me, is there another one I can try?
uh...
i mean
you you could try some of these i'm gonna be honest like
maybe try the mobile battle i've never seen that before
honestly
but i haven't used this in a while but i just thought it'd be good for you
right
okay
i think you're getting stream sniped
oh my god
with your lowkey fucking up the stream cypher so
what's in a column
yo
said
the
nice and uh... well
the congratulations
uh... how many deaths
Okay, um, for me, huh?
Sit up.
You have.
Okay.
Sit up.
Tell me when your first positive game is.
Okay.
And remember, use TDM.
You're not.
Tina, you're not.
You're not TDMing.
What?
Okay.
Now for the viewers at home, uh, that don't know, obviously, TDMing means
team deathmatch.
You have to play that before you play ranks like your aim is child.
Right.
Okay.
Well, I, you know, just want to add it again.
You did say what's your shoot for baby steps, copper four.
And I would like to tell you down in copper four.
Yep.
You still have a mountain to climb.
So to keep going though.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, enjoy at least I'm climbing a mountain.
You're jumping into a fucking volcano.
So that's all right.
All right.
All right, guys.
Jensy, I think you're ready for solo queue now.
Wait, no, no, you said heart style.
I didn't forget coach.
Coach, you said heart style.
Okay, okay. All right, so let me ask you a question
Let me ask you a question
Yes, are you your coach's student? Yes or no? Yes, I am my coach's student. Okay
So when this song is playing
I'm gonna want you to remember that are you ready?
Yes
Now Jinxie I can tell you're smiling. I want you to wipe that smile off your face and the reason why is because when you listen to these
songs. You are not just listening to the lyrics. I want you to sit there and I want you to listen
to what the lyrics are saying and I want you to apply it to everything that ever happened to in
your life. I want you to remember every mountain you've crossed, every hurdle you've jumped over.
I want you to sit there and I want you to just relive your past and when the rage comes out,
Jinxie, I want you to just feel it. When the beat drops, I want you to allow that emotion to take
offered you. Are you willing to do this? Yes, Sensei. All right, I'm gonna link you
this song now. Go.
Remember, everything you've ever gone through, every emotion you've ever felt, I want that
to come to your veins right now as you listen to these lyrics.
That's you, JC! Holding up the enemy team from destroying your nexus! Keeping your team
You are EF.
You are EF.
You are EF.
Don't forget about W.
You are ESW.
You are ESW.
Cut, cut, cut.
I need you to listen now.
You need to walk into the lyrics.
You're not gonna fall!
You're gonna escape me, and I'll fall right down!
Finally, kind! You can be the one who will just take our place!
But you forgot one thing I want!
That's you! You are your conscious student!
Wow!
Wow, wow, wow.
I think you're fucking ready, Jinxsy, but you tell me, aren't you ready?
I was born ready!
That's it! Let's fucking go!
Alright, you can turn the music off now.
So, Jamesy, there's something that you have to understand.
Every game of League of Legends is a battle.
And the reason why is because you are playing against people every game that this is all
they live for.
It is people that have no family, they have no friends, they have nothing in their life
and no one.
And all their life is is just rage queuing League of Legends games until four in the morning
while their mom yells at them to get a job because she's been supporting the both of them for the
last eight years. And you, Jinxi, you, the king of tarpon springs is supposed to win against people
who dedicate their lives to this craft? The only way you can do it is if you unlock your inner power
and if you can truly ascend to that mentality.
I'm the king of tarpon sprints.
I'm the king of iron.
Who's the fucking king of tarpon springs, Jensie?
Nicholas Douglas Stewart.
Alright, then let Tarpon Springs know who the FUCK DOG IS!
I will coach.
I'm the best.
I'm the king of jumble.
I'm the king of master.
I'm the king of progressive mindspeed.
I'm the fucking gold of this shit, bro.
I'm the fucking gold.
Listen, all of these things are true, and that's why it's about getting to a point where you're not just the king, Jinxi, because what if I told you that one day, you could be the fucking emperor?
Like, I want you to understand something. When you rank up in-
What?
I'm the most kind of band, which means my teammates are locked in as me.
Yep, that's true. But Jinxi, listen to me. When you play through a rank, like Iron, Bronze, or whatever, I don't want you to view it as you ranking up.
And as you discover a new territory, like Christopher Columbus, you Jinxie are the Christopher Columbus of League of Legends, discovering every territory on the planet.
But the thing is that you have to unlock your inner Julius Caesar and be able to make all territories that you encounter be subjected to you.
Do you understand?
Yes, sensei. Yes, master. Yes, coach.
Alright, good. So now
Let me ask you a question your blue side this game all right on the the bottom side
Where are you gonna be going to as your first camp? He's offering a swap. Should I punch him in the throat?
No, take that because what if there's a stream sniper?
All right, walk in and let's go
My blade is yours
Okay, so Jinxie it's like I was asking if you're blue side. Where's your first camp that you're gonna be going for?
Red side
Blue side is the left team blue buff exactly and let me ask you
Listen listen listen, I don't want to punch you in the face Jinxie because you don't deserve a reward yet. Do you understand?
How is punching me a reward coach?
Because Jinxie, when I do it, when we meet in real life one day, you're gonna feel the love and passion emanating from my knuckles, and it's gonna send such a ricochet throughout your body that in that moment, you will feel nothing but arousal, so we cannot reward you yet until you win.
Do you understand?
Yes, bro. Yes, sensei. Yes, master.
Wait, master, I need to add delay. I need to add delay. I need to add delay.
They have been bequeathed upon the stream.
I'm excited bro, I'm excited, I'm excited.
I left League of Legends on the highest of high notes last night.
I don't know if I can get any better than that, but let's see.
Maybe it can't tonight.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Jynxy, what if I told you you're on Game 1 of Soul Q and you're top laner Silver?
You are playing in a full bronze lobby.
Wait, my top laner Silver?
How do you know?
Because you see how his border is gray?
Which guy?
Which guy's my top laner?
The Renekton.
The, the, yep.
Click it twice, it shows gray is silver, brown is bronze,
and like click on your thing twice.
You, yep, click twice.
And you see how yours is like a shitty copper looking thing?
That's iron.
So do you know what it means
when you're the lowest rank in your lobby?
No, what does that mean?
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Imagine you wanna play professional hockey, right?
Is it a good thing if you're 14 years old and you're playing against 18 year olds? Yes or no?
Yes. Fuck yes. Absolutely. Fucking moody if they're saying I'm a prodigy.
Exactly. Is the game saying I'm a prodigy?
Yes. Jinxy. It's like right now the riot overlords are looking at you and they're like this guy he's not from around here.
They're scared. They're shaking in their boots. They're like no wait a second. We need to give him stronger battles.
We need to put him against tougher opponents because we need to keep him stuck in iron because they know you're coming for that fucking bronze, Jinxie.
So because I was playing so well and performing at such a high level of iron, they're already shoving me in bronze lobbies?
Oh my god!
It's like how the government taxes you more money, the more money you make because they just want to fuck you. Does that make sense?
Yes, bro. Okay, so we have a silver in our team?
You got a silver on your team bro.
So does that mean we just automatically win if we have a silver surely right?
Well let me ask you a question Jynxxy, when does it get better?
It never gets better.
It never gets better.
So this Renekton could be the shittiest fucking player that you've ever played with.
You will not put any faith in him.
Got it.
Got it.
Alright, so let's get it done now.
Now, Jengzee, this is what we're going to be doing here, okay?
You're going to be doing your folk clears, okay?
Now while you're doing your folk clears, you're getting to a point now where you almost
mastered your folk clear.
It's looking good, bro.
I'm telling you it's looking good.
But right now, I'm going to be focusing on the macro aspect.
You're the bronze on the brain.
Understood?
Uh, yes, sir.
Yes, sensei.
Yes, master.
Yes, sir.
Okay.
Yes, master.
Let's fucking go, baby.
So now remember, you auto, then you Q, right?
Auto, then you Q.
Exactly.
Auto, then you Q.
Auto, Q, auto, Q.
And as a generalized concept, that's something called an auto attack cancel.
So different champions in League can sometimes have that in their kit.
Mastery is one of them.
Good.
Alright.
So now, you're going to play for the full clear right now, okay?
I'll give you the info you need.
So what's happening right now is your top lane, they're fighting a bit, your mid lane's
also fighting a bit, your bot lane is looking pretty even, but it's looking good for your
full clear right now.
Like you're not getting invaded, you're good, you control E, you're good, coach how do you
know, uh, not so much about that?
How do I know what?
How do you know that they're fighting and all that?
Because I'm looking at their health bars above your mini map.
So HOLD!
Yes.
So what you can do, Jinxie, is sometimes you don't even have to drone.
If you look top lane and you see that the Garen profile picture is on top of the Renekton,
and then you see that the Renekton's health is low on top of your money map, then what
assumption can you make?
He's also probably low.
Exactly, and this is why being a toxic person and having toxic personality traits is very
good if you're a League of Legends player, because you always need to assume shit.
You need to be sitting there jinxing, and you need to be having a tiny bit of information,
but I need you to create an entire world if you based off it.
Got it.
Yes.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Yes, Master.
Also, I have a question for you.
Yep.
Why the fuck did you level up your E, level three?
Oh, I did?
Oh my God.
I'm sorry, Coach.
You're supposed to my Q, so sorry.
Oh my God.
Sorry.
Sorry.
It's okay.
Listen, listen, listen.
We learned for next time.
All right.
So now what you're gonna do now is while you're doing the red buff, you're gonna want to play for what after your crugs are done. Talk to me.
Uh...
Maybe bot gank, but also maybe...
No, what do you want to play for every game when you're...
Scratch.
Scuttle. So the way that we know if we can fight this scuttle is how?
We have our flash, we have our flash, we have our round.
No, so go to the crugs, go to the crugs. I've reloaded you with information.
We have our smite. We have our smite.
Yeah, but it's not just a smite.
The number one thing for fighting Scuttle
is having laner priority.
Because the thing is that your laners, right,
so your mid and your ball lane,
if all hell breaks loose,
they need to be there with you, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So drone bot right now, we need to see what's going on.
Like now it's at a point where we need to start droning.
So you're gonna take this
and then you're gonna walk to the bot Scuttle, right?
Go.
Now while you're walking, drone bot, drone mid.
when you see what's going on.
All right, there you go.
So you only ever, okay, back up, back up, back up,
back up, back up.
And then you can just press B.
So back up, press B in the bush.
So, Jinxie, you only ever really need to drone
for about one second.
And the reason why is because when you drone,
the only information you're looking for is two things.
The first one is where is the minion wave?
Because the minion wave, right?
All those little, the little like slaves
that run around and they start hitting shit, that is going to determine where your team
is going to start from. So if your minion wave is further than the enemy's minion wave,
what happens? We can push up. Exactly. And if you can push up, then what happens? Which
team rotates first? The team that's being pressed up more against the tower has to get
it. Exactly, right? So that's why in a case like that, we know that fighting for the bot
crab is bad because fighting for the barred crab means that your bot won't be able to
help because the enemy is further up and your mid also wasn't able to help because he was
reset. So you are a victim janksy of three losing lanes, okay?
Got it, got it. So that means I'm going to fall back because my team is fucking horrible
by the way? Exactly, yes. So as a jungler, you need to sit there and become aware with
the concept of three losing lanes, which means that everyone on your team is fucking horrible
and it's all on you to do everything and make sure you don't die
so when you have three losing lanes what you have to do
is you have to just play safe and wait for late game team fights
okay so um you can tell you're in a losing lane because of how the
minions are positioned yes so uh look bar lane
so uh john bar john mid all right back up
now mid mid no just john mid now keep walking bot
right okay so now walk up and look for a bot gank so here for example right john bot you see how the
minion wave is super far up so the aphelios is walking far up yeah okay now back up back up
because your team is retarded okay you might have to press dn run away um yeah there you go just
run this one so go for the krugs so think of it this way okay imagine a minion wave so your team's
fucking dog shit so now what you're gonna type is you're gonna type law nice
team
perfect good shit so Jin see the thing I was gonna say is I want you to imagine
the minions as being the leaders and the other players the champions being the
followers so recall and spend your gold so what I mean by that is a lot of people
people have the misconception that a player will lead the minions, but the thing is, minions
will only ever walk forward, so what ends up happening is it's kind of like minions
are the dog walkers and the champions are on a leash, okay?
So you see how right now the Renekton is with his minion wave?
He always needs to be around it, so there's always going to be one guy that's always on
the minion wave always so it's going to dictate based off where the minion wave is what your
potential and possibilities are as a player got it got it got it yes sir okay now jinx
say let me ask you a question are you ready yep why do you not have a point in w at seven
minutes okay listen the thing is you think you're a useless fucking putt
okay so in the future in a case like this you always want to prioritize the
are over the W. Okay, but next one is...
Oh god damn it, Don Jess!
Well, dude, I'm sorry I never played with a E before.
That didn't have W at level 5!
Sorry, coach.
I thought a line would make that a deal.
It's okay, it's okay. Listen, the rowdy ones are always the ones that make it to the top.
Remember that.
Imagine League of Legends.
Right, go for the ropers.
Imagine League of Legends, like a big 50 inch build out, right, and there are 5 people trying to climb to the top.
The ones that are the most active, and the ones that sit there and are the craziest, are going to be the ones that make it to the top first, right?
Yeah.
It's the same thing with your skill level and the games you play.
The more games you play, the more active you are, and the more you question everything and you want to understand,
the faster you're going to learn compared to everyone else so I want you to type in
all chat right now now knowing how superior you are to everyone type in all chat you are all
sheep while you walk to your cruds
good good so now jingsy everybody now knows that you are the alpha male of the lobby
You just informed them that you're Jinxie and you're the fucking lion.
You're the one prowling through the savannah looking for the gazelles.
And you want to know what the enemy team is?
The gazelles.
The fucking gazelles.
So now you're gonna have to reset.
And the reason why is because waiting 30, so buy your item first and I'll explain, okay?
Buy your item.
There you go.
And a lot.
So the reason why you want to reset here
is because the only play bot side would be one of two things
either crab
so the scuttle crab
dragon or bot gank
bot gank was impossible because your shitty team was recalling
crab
you would have had to wait 30 seconds before dragon was down
so your best play is actually to recall
so you can get to your fromp on timer
and then you can just play for your refold here, okay?
yeah, so because my team is so close to bot track, I have to ult in my game
exactly, yes
Yes, think of it like, Jinxie, imagine you're in a burning building, right, and there's four people around you, okay, and these four people are people that are supposed to help you get out, but then imagine all of them are sitting there, and they start whacking off, and they refuse to help you until they nut.
What do you have to do now?
I have to basically save the burning building by myself.
Yep, but the way that you have to do it, so play for the Raptors, right, is by actually sucking off the other people in the room so that they nut faster so they can help you.
And it's going to be a bit uncomfortable for you, and you're not going to like it, but it needs to be done if you want to get out, right?
Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
Yep, so it's the same thing with your league game because not fighting, not going for plays
and not doing anything, it feels really uncomfortable and boring.
But sometimes that's how you have to play if you actually want to win.
So now walk to the bottom crab.
Okay, now the fighting bot, you're going to go there Jinxie, do you want this crab or
do you want two kills?
Drone bot, when you see what's happening bro.
You need to be joining part here. Press R and Q on the Aphelios. R, Q on the Aphelios.
What the fuck? Why did she not die? What the fuck? I hit her nine times.
So GenC, you actually didn't hit him nine times. You Q'd him, walked around fucking
daily dallying and then you die to the turret. So the problem there is after you Q as master Yi
always right click on the person you Q on okay because you need to just be on top of them going
crazy because your movement speed is always uh go to your boob up your movement speed is always
going to be faster than theirs because of your movement increase so you just want to Q and right
click it's that brain dead like you do not have to sit there and play the dodge or anything like
that at least not yet okay got it got it got it got it got it okay so you tap
exactly so practice now yep so okay so that for example I'm gonna show you
something okay the next time you cure target what I want you to do is that I
okay so it's like this you got this like this good so cure target and then just
right click on top of it because one of your problems and I know why you just
said what you did is it's the promise that you're chewing and then you're
clicking far away from the character but don't do that get used to the idea of
chewing so cheer when you chew on the big wolf I want you to spam right click
after do it exactly you see that yeah so if you do that in the future what's
gonna happen is you're gonna be able to never have another fucked up gang
because right now the issue is that you're chewing and it's like you run away
But if you Q and right-click on them then ain't nobody getting away from Jiddy when he's got his Jiddy oil on him
Hey!
Okay, so Q then tap on them instantly?
Exactly, yes, and remember you always want to use all your abilities
So while you're Qing you press E. So it's Q, E, spam right-click, Q, E, spam right-click
And this is all happening at the same time practice now.
Q, E, spam right-click, Q, E, spam right-click
Yes, and remember Jin see when you press your Q as soon as you see that you're teleporting or you know that you're in range
You have to instantly press your E. Do not wait until it's done. So here for example wait until the red is up
There you go. I know Q E at the same time go do it
Okay, so you didn't do that
So what is it that's making a delay for you like how come you're not doing it instantly talk to me what Q E?
yes because my fingers aren't good okay so back up back up so this is why
Jin see it's important that I want you to remember your abilities are not the
letters on the keyboard they are extensions of your fingers do you know
how like the master swordsmen they always talk about how their swords are an
extension of their arm yeah yeah okay I need you to view your abilities in the
same way so it should be that your fingers always know exactly where it is
like if I tell you press E you should know I press my index finger and it
should be automatic if I tell you press Q it should be your ring finger right do
you see what I'm getting at yes so if you start doing this it's gonna become a
lot more automatic like it's not a thing where you're gonna want to sit there and
you're gonna want to have to look so practice on this I want you to Q and
and then E while you're Qing, go, try it.
Okay, close, almost, you almost got it.
So after this, I want you to go for the top crab, okay?
So walk to the top crab.
So now drone over what's happening top,
drone top, drone top, let me see what's happening.
Walk there, walk there, walk there.
If you walk there, it's good.
I remember you always want to right click.
Okay, go in, on the garen, on the garen, on the garen.
Right click again, E, yes, yes, go on,
Pussy Pussy Q and then eat good good keep on doing keep on. Yeah
Okay, no walk jinks into a triple killer gets you to fucking triple, baby. It's your fucking triple. Okay?
Okay, now walk away. This is good. This is good. That was what that was worth. Go to your wolves go to your wolves
You're too low to fighter. That's why I like I'm looking at the carry of this lobby, bro
exactly oh
My god, let's fucking go
Okay, so now listen Q and then E. I want to see them used at the same time. Good. You're learning. That's good, bro
So now are you starting to feel how your your keyboard is an extension of your hands?
Yeah
Yeah
Jyncey you are a warrior on the battlefield. Your keyboard is your shield and your mouse is your sword. Do you understand?
Yes
Yes
you are not a big of legends player you are a warrior got it got it got it got it
got it got it okay so now play for this and then afterwards drone bot we need to
see what's happening okay so I want you to wait a second and now you're gonna
press W press W and kill you're gonna practice more fighting okay now walk
with your teammate here go and then not follow him now go for the fight so you're
gonna earn and you're gonna chew on the appeal so why yet okay well fuck it yeah
right now all right good and now keep going keep on doing close that was close
looking better out there man it really is dude and like didn't feel how dark it
felt so much more fluid yeah I like getting it there don't ask I like
JIN'S LIGHTSING AND DIESING!
Jinxie, buy your item, and in the future, I want you to sit there and I want you to do mastery
as you need to cut a hole big enough for both your fucking arms to fit inside of.
And then when both your arms are in there, you rip them apart, outwards, and stick your head in them!
Do you understand?
Yes, coach. Yes, sensei. Yes, master.
Good.
And that's how I know you're becoming a real league player.
Cuz three days ago you would have heard that and you would have been like oh dude
What the fuck is wrong with you, but it's like now you're getting the mentality
Bro every day I play this game. I just keep losing my mind more bro. I keep fucking losing it. I love it
Dude, I'm telling you that's the reason why queso had his fucking stream title as losing my mind for a year straight
Cuz he was playing League of Legends off stream
Yes, bro
you do? Literally exactly. Okay, so now JC, after you do this Wolves, you're gonna go
put the Herald. And the reason, so that's a purple one, yep. The reason why you're
gonna do the Herald here is because your Raptors are up in 10 seconds, right?
Yep, yep, yep. But if you get there, then you're wasting
7 seconds that you could be spending doing something else, right?
Yep. So League of Legends, it's always about constantly being active on the map and going
for plays that allow you to exacerbate your lead and make it bigger in a safe and controlled
way that allows you to win the games.
Yes, no.
Yes, no.
Good.
All right.
So now pick up the eye.
Pick up the eye.
Jinx, you need to get the eye.
Walk back.
Walk back.
Pick up the eye.
There.
That.
So that's what you kill it for.
Okay.
Now go for the cup.
View at us like you're killing the dragon and that's the treasure chest after, okay?
yes coach okay now Jinxy after you clear your three camps bottom lane we're
gonna turn you into a necromancer are you ready for that yes yes yes it means
you're gonna summon a monster from the pits of hell to destroy the enemy's
base okay okay okay so you know what yep get these rafters I don't think she's
going to fight you Shizawa. Okay, so then after this go for your rocks, the cruds.
And now the next objective is dragon, but I'm not sure if you'll be able to fight it.
Yep, you can because your team sucks. Okay, so now what you're going to do, okay,
is after you clear the rocks you're going to recall. And the reason why you recall
is because you have enough gold. So I want you to always sometimes open up your shop
To see how much gold you're missing for your next item because a lot of them right? Yep. So there you go
so now what you're gonna do Jame see is
Walk
John mid John mid. Let's see what's happening John mid. Okay. You can't fight this walk top
That's good. Okay, so now I want you to walk to the mid tower. No, no, you want to walk over there
You just finish this and then walk over there walk over there
So now click on your mini-map remember when you want to travel a long distance you right click on your mini-map so you can
Join while you're doing it. Okay, so now right click
Okay, okay now JNC go for the med. Well, I didn't even have to tell you to do that
Did you notice how I didn't even have to tell you to do that
Because you didn't right click on him after your two was done is so that's off total damage to the last shot
last shot only okay so now Jinxie I want you to walk bottom okay and I want you
to walk up to that third bottom okay yep okay so when I tell you to I want
you to instantly press 4 okay but not yet all right now press 4 all right now
back up do not walk under the turret you're gonna die if you do now look what
you just fucking spawned what the fuck is that wait for it look what he's about
to do now okay wait oh god oh Jesus wow that's what I've literally never seen
Wow I'm not gonna do that I'm not kidding I played this game in the last
two years for like thousands of hours I've never in my life seen a refill do
that no I swear to God that was probably the most unlucky breath held I've
Ever since I've never seen that I've genuinely never seen that before charge
Yeah, he's supposed to charge we just didn't want to like he legit. Maybe he's stream sniping. Okay
So now play for the top crab. So drone the drone the crab walk there and now okay
So now while you're doing it
I want you to walk to the enemy red buff the one with the 15 seconds left on the timer
Yep, go and then just wait in the bush. So now Jinksy. It's about to be a sneaky golem surprise
sit in the bush sit in the bush and now wait now you're gonna wait wait what's
this strategy called this strategy is called fucking enemy jungling the ass
with consent as long as they're over the age of 18 so now walk top walk top
because they're fighting walk top and now aren't going aren't going
Press C.
Cinebria. Cinebria.
Yeah, it's okay though.
It's like, so that the problem was that you, in the mid game,
droning is the most important quality that you can have.
Because if you don't know what's happening in the fight,
and you don't know whether or not you should go in,
then you're gonna lose a lot of games.
So right now, Genkzi, you're getting to a point where you're getting through the early game consistently
because you're mechanics but your lack of droning and your lack of like scouting out fights before
you enter them is going to be the biggest thing holding you back so that's what we're going to
be really working on today okay yes coach okay so now open your shop open your shop and i want
you to right click the first item experimental hex plates yep and now walk to your boobah
so now jinxie baron is a very hard objective to kill right and you can only ever take it when
when you at least have a few kills on the enemy team.
So that's why here,
you're going to want to play towards the dragon.
So just clear your camps, get stronger for now.
Shut down.
Shut down.
Shut down.
Okay, so now, what you're going to do is
you're going to go for the Baron.
Spamping the Baron.
You can do it, spamping it.
Yep, there you go.
Good, now do it.
There you go. You see that, Jinxie? Your team is listening to you, bro.
You're the fucking commander, Irwin of League of Legends.
You're leading your team into a fight against the Baron! Not a sure!
And look at that.
Look at that. Good. Now, play for your wolves.
Do you know- do you want to know why that was a good call to make?
Because they were recalling, I think?
kind of. So the enemy had two people bottom lane. So if two people are bottom lane and
their army is dead, that means only two people can fight you. You had four people that were
able to rotate, so you had numbers advantage. Okay, back up, run away. Yep, this is fine.
Now walk up. Alright, now go kill in your base. So imagine games of League of Legends
are like gang wars imagine it's the cribs versus the bloods right whether it's
five or it's four is gonna make a huge difference right so you need to make
sure that you always have as many numbers as possible okay got it got it
all right so now walk mid walk mid yep right it's going guns on you guns on
You
It's fine. I saw her press
possibly
Yeah, so, okay
Yeah, I know and that's the problem
So it's like I was saying earlier when you drone right and are you starting to realize just how big of a problem droning is right now for you?
Yes, but the thing is that Jinx I'm telling you you already know
more about it conceptually than most players so all we're gonna have to do
is we're gonna have to work on making it automatic for you and the same way that
nowadays you don't have to look at your keyboard you kind of know the ability
orders and you know how to clear your camps droning will become like that too
and the second you have all those basics down I'm telling you you're
instantly gold you're instantly gold you don't need more than that you're just
gonna wake up one morning you're gonna be like holy fuck I'm gold and then the
next they're gonna wake up your platinum and then your mechanics are gonna get
better you're gonna wake up your diamond and what's gonna happen one morning
when you wake up jing see obviously master and then challenger and then
challenger baby because right now you have the foundation so it's like in
clash of clans you have the level one archer tower the level one cannon tower
and the level one mortar so how do we get the best defense possible now
Yes, because Supercell is pay to win, so we need to spend money on gems, but Riot, instead
of taking your money, they take your soul, so you need to play more games of League.
Uh, Jontes, they're inside of our ass.
It's okay, wait for your team to walk up.
Okay, and now go in, go in, go in, you got this.
This is all you.
Pessie, there you go.
This is good. This is good.
Where's my team, bro? Where the fuck is my fucking team, motherfuckers?
Alright, so your support is doing the, uh, Khadim's support splitpush strat, unfortunately, this game.
So what is that splitpush strat?
So, it's where your chundle is essentially saying, I'm gonna end the game or we're gonna lose.
And it looks like you're just gonna lose.
But let me ask you a question, Jinzy. Was that game a loss?
Uh, yeah, yes.
It was not! That loss serves as a reminder to us all, right?
Yeah, because the mechanics are getting better.
The droning's getting better.
Just because you're falling comrades and your LP went down are fresh in your brain, doesn't
matter because it's not about how good you were now.
It's about how good you'll be next game.
Yes.
Okay.
100% bro.
Yep.
No, I agree.
I agree bro.
Don says I could only play one game tonight though bro.
Only one?
Yeah, bro.
I can play more tomorrow, but I can only play one game tonight, bro
I have to get all right. It's all good. It's all good. But don't say bro. Can we play this clash thing?
Yeah, I'm down. Okay that bro. So we could just get a team with four challengers and then me it would be like
Get me to win or something. Yeah, no, it's gonna be cinema
Okay, you're gonna be on the most impactful role in a team setting so it's gonna be fun. Yes
El grinder. All right. No child grant tomorrow. Grant tomorrow. Grant tomorrow.
Chabra's doing something my cousin tonight, but I bro. I'm gonna catch you down. Test.
All right. I'll see how we get on bro. Later. Peace. Chabra, I'm sorry. It's not El
grinder, bro. I just kind of do something chat. I got it. Like I'm just gonna chill with my cousin.
But chat. Love y'all boys bro. Catch you guys in the next one. Wstream.
Longstream again. Another second hour fucking stream. Chat. Monday. League of Legends
tournament with 40 streamers, got to be cinema, got to be Pete.
Saturday and Sunday, we've got the R6 major kicking off.
Stop is going to be playing and Saturday.