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[491/730] 🟨 CLIPS -> CHESS -> SOLO TO CHAMPION PC -> LEAGUE OF LEGENDS DAY 9 🟨
05-05-2026 · 7h 12m
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What is this dog shit?
I'm gonna have a schizophrenic breakdown!
Get a clack law!
Good? Are we good?
What's happening in these music videos, God!
Oh my fucking God, what are these music videos?
I'm more the trips to Florida
Order the order
User the water straight from a page of your favorite author
And the weather's so breezy
Man, why can't life always be this easy
She's in a mirror dancing so sleazy
I get a call on the way, are you peasy
And try to hit you with the old y-tee
Till I get past my poppin'
Chats!
Am I-
Maw!
What are these music videos?
Chats!
Am I even capable of like-
Am I even capable of putting out a bad song?
Legitimately, I'm actually curious.
Am I even capable of putting out a bad song, chat?
That ass.
Like, have I even ever done it before?
Have I ever put on a bad song before in my fucking life, dude?
Like, have I ever put on a bad song?
Hey, I know, in the hotline, please.
That that kid.
Last song.
Last song.
It's a music-beautiful day, bro.
I
But I'm empty when you're gone and they say
Do you need me? Do you think I'm pretend?
Who will make you feel like you did? I'm like, oh
The answer really comes
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I need her
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when we need her
Like a model she grants my wishes like a genie and not buttock
Yeah, yeah, cause Samba is around along and I get the magic wand
All these other girls are tempting but I'm giving your money, they say
Do you need me? Do you think I'm pretty dead?
Or make you feel like she dead? I'm like no, not really cause no
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I'm here
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader
She is always right there when I'm here
This is my favorite part.
This is my favorite part.
Wait, what? I missed the pre-fire on the-
She can find me the right to look
She knows all that's left to do is trust in you
You get the best of me
No, but I think that I found myself a cheerleader
He is always a care-
Jack, wow!
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
Great music, yo.
I mean, fantabulous fucking music.
All right.
That's enough music for the day.
Now let's get depressed.
So chat. This happened this morning.
I was playing a couple of games with my brother.
I went 0-9 in a 35-minute game and did 500 damage,
but I could explain.
We were playing against four Silvers,
and I'm plain and simply not cut off to compete with Silvers.
Silvers in League of Legends should basically be fucking challengers.
Brother, if you got to Silver in League of Legends, you should win a fucking Nobel Peace Prize, buddy.
I was playing against a Silver jungler by the name of Volleybear.
Never played against that character in my life.
I'm going to be auto-bending that character for the rest of my human existence.
I start off the game 0-1. He kills me the second time. He types in all chat, holy gapped.
This motherfucker, Volibear, was hiding in bushes like an absolute fucking sociopath.
Every time I would go to my jungle camp, he was in a bush popping out. Then I would try,
okay, you know what? He popped out of the bush. I'm gonna flash away.
jumps on top of my cock. Like you can't escape Volibear. You can't escape him. He just jumps
on top of my tight little ass. So I go 0-9, right? I go 0-9. I do 500 damage in a 35-minute
game. Mind you, there was 8 silvers in the lobby and I was the only iron. And this is
the message I get from League of Legends. After receiving player reports and an automated
review of your gameplay. An automated review of my gameplay so a person was watching me.
We discovered that you intentionally tried losing the match.
This behavior negatively impacts the competition and fun of games. This is outlined in the user
rules section seven of our TOS as harmful to the integrity and spirit of our community.
Teamwork and respect is essential to a team that wins together. We encourage you to reflect on your
actions to be an effective teammate in future games. Visit our FAQ to learn more, including
your right to a p-
Hey, Riot. I wasn't intentionally throwing the game. I am a literal shit stain. I am
a literal shit stain. I wasn't intentionally throwing the game, Riot. I just fucking suck.
I suck, right? Every time, like bro, when I go into an iron game, I'm the worst player
in iron. How do you think that feels, chat? How the fuck would you feel dude? Chat, every
time I go into an iron game, I'm the worst of the worst. It's like, you know, copper
and siege, I'm like copper six. I'm not even copper five. I'm not, bro. I'm the worst fucking
iron in every lobby I plan. I go to the all chat, I'm getting harassed. I got to the point
to where when I'm playing this game off stream, the first thing I do before I even buy my potion,
the first thing I do is I slash mute all because I'm tired of the harassment. Oh,
yee is throwing, our yee is throwing, our jungler is impting. No, I just suck. I suck,
You're an iron also, motherfucker!
Now, you might ask yourself, how the fuck was I in a silver lobby?
When I was playing with my brother who was silver.
So we played against eight silvers and, well,
there's eight silvers in the lobby.
I can't compete.
From now on, from this point on, I'm only playing an iron.
Yo, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
If you're a silver in League of Legends, like run for president,
I don't, silvers are gods, they're gods.
Bro, I was playing against a silver jungler,
I couldn't even see him.
He had so much motion, I couldn't even see him.
Now, so chat, I was thinking about giving up.
Right here when I received this message,
I was thinking about quitting,
because you know, it's sad, bro.
You know, I've been on this planet for 24 years,
and I've been playing video games for 24 years.
I have been playing video games for 24 years.
Technically like 20, 20 years
because I didn't start playing games
and I was like four or five, but besides the point.
I have been playing video games for 24 years.
I have never in my entire life received a message
from a game developer thinking I'm throwing
because of how fucking bad I am.
I've never even received this.
When I saw this, my heart sank.
After receiving player reports and automated review of your game play, we discovered that
you are intentionally trying to lose the match.
Guys, this hits my core.
This hits my core, bro.
This hits my fucking core, y'all.
And then I'm thinking about quitting League, I'm thinking about just throwing in the towel,
which is literally what I said in this tweet.
I said it might be time to hang it up, but I get a reply from Dantez.
And this is what he says, in their first month of planning, most people received that pop
up 10 times.
You've only received it once.
What would be the point of a journey to the top if it didn't begin with a descent to the
bottom?
You've got this soldier, run it up and queue again.
And then I responded, I am your vessel.
Because I feel like Dante's is a road to tomorrow and I'm so scared.
So chat.
Yeah, there it is guys.
Never received that before.
is insane. I didn't even know this was possible. I did even know this was possible. I did not
know this was fucking possible, yeah. I got chills. So chat, what I'm gonna do is here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm not gonna quit League of Legends
because only a fucking coward would quit when they're losing.
I'm the lowest rank in the game, I'm iron.
And not only that, I'm probably the worst iron in the world right now, statistically
on paper, the stats speak for themselves.
But I'm not going to quit when I'm down, I'm not.
I'm gonna keep playing and keep getting better.
On top of that chat, in other news,
we have an absolutely cinema,
League of Legends tournament happening on May 11th, guys.
Let me tell you the players that have already confirmed
that they are playing the tournament on Monday.
These are all of the players that 100% have confirmed that they're playing in the League of Legends Tournament.
Jinxie, Pokey Lowles, CourageJD, apparently he's like Platt or something.
Ludwig, Platt.
For one of the challengers, Doublelift.
lift. For another one of the challengers, Poe Belter, Deji, moist, critical, disguised
toast, Mr. Beast, apparently hit Platinum in League. Los Poros is playing.
Um, he's never played the game. We're going to make the irons captains. Don't
worry. So every team will have one iron. Um, no way for you is playing. He's
another one of the challengers. Tyler one is playing. He's another one of the
challenges. Yasuo is playing. He's another one of the challenges. Oneh
Schnitzel is playing in the League of Legends Tournament. Aloy
Anel is another one of the challengers. Amiru is playing in the
League of League of Legends Tournament and apparently she
diamond on ADC, which is actually kind of insane. Ron is playing in the
tournament. He's going to be one of the iron captains. Aero CS is
playing in the tournament. Dantez is playing in the tournament.
He's one of the challengers.
Will Geum, the Rust God, he's playing in the League of Legends Tournament and he
hit Emerald.
He hit Emerald on support, he said, which is insane.
Youssef is playing in the League of Legends Tournament.
Uh, Rest in Peace to whoever's on that team.
Arke is playing in the League of Legends Tournament.
Um, Muda is playing in the League of Legends Tournament.
I think he's on ranked.
Ray is playing the League of Legends Tournament.
Sketch is playing the League of Legends Tournament.
Marlin is playing the League of Legends Tournament, he'll be one of the captains, I don't think he's ever played the game.
And Kingsman is playing the tournament, we already have, if you remove high-vives, oh also Bradley Martin is playing the League of Legends Tournament.
He's like Platt, I think, or no he's Diamond, he's Diamond.
We have 29 players confirmed already in a day, I've never even seen that before in a tournament.
League of Legends, people just love this game, bro.
Everybody, people that you never even expected to play League, have played.
People that you never even expected to play League, have played.
Also, Keso might play chat.
He doesn't stream early at 4, so he said he's gonna see what he's doing that day,
and if he's free, he's gonna play.
Fucking guys, Keso might play a tournament, bro.
Peek!
But yeah, bro, it's gotta be cinema.
Dude, it's gotta be cinema, bro.
It's just so many people play league that you never even expected to play league bro. It's insane
Insane so I got to get better. We have like basically six days. I gotta get better for this bro. I
Won't be the worst one in the tournament though. So that's good. I won't be the worst one of the tournament
I'll be one of the captains the captains will be like only irons slash unranked. I'm not even a fucking iron
Like I'm an iron fucking eight
That's my rank, bro
But yeah, oh, Siege patch notes. Siege patch notes. Okay. Lock in. Battle thing. See the
upcoming changes coming to R6. Yep, blah, blah, blah. Caveira. Increased silent step.
Wow. Bro, Caveira's getting a silent step buff. That'll be fun because if it was been,
I got to slow down a few times. That'll be fun because if it was been out of the metaphor
such a long period of time, it'd be cool to see her come into the meta. She's such
a fun operator and like you can hit the best clips on cavera like cavera is like one of
the funnest operators in the game to play when I was brand new to siege I played cavera
and just hitting corners it was so fun it was so immersive kade reduced the activation
time of the electroclaw for more responsive counterplay and mid round adjustments okay
so kade's getting a nerf got a vigil extended the maximum duration of the erc7 to improve
visibility and reposition and disrupt. Yeah, this is, this is just complete mania.
This is insane. Fidgel's getting a buff. Why, okay, why would the fuck would you buff Fidgel?
Warden, Fidgel's already like so overplayed. Warden increased glance smart glasses maximum
duration to allow Warden to counter smoke and flash based executes more reliably. Glance smart glasses.
Wait, so they're buffing Warden and buffing Vigil. Am I reading this right?
So Warden's getting a buff and Vigil's getting a buff?
Oh, Kade got a buff!
Oh!
Oh!
Kade got a buff, Vigil got a buff, Warden got a buff.
Why is there a bug in my face? 0. Reduce the ARKIS camera laser to refill enable more frequent and gadget interaction and increase pressure on defender utility.
ARKIS camera laser refill time reduced to 12.
Okay, maybe you could see zero get made a little bit more more, but I just, I don't think that's going to move the needle brown.
Zero's just kind of like, the thing is people play Siege to just like run and gun and have fun.
Like Zero's just, he's too like analytical of an operator. You have to be like,
pretty into like Siege to play Zero. Like most people just auto lock like Ash or just whatever
their favorite gun is and run in. All gate to, which I don't blame them. I mean, it's fun.
All gate to reduce vertical recoil to improve sustained fire. Oh, the all got a, got a buff.
the ox not even a bad gun is just all the characters that the aug is comboed with have better options
what that means what my is getting about them that's kind of cool
i'd like to see some will my come back into the meta
m762 this is sofia's gun this is huge this is huge change reducing the lateral recoil to provide
better predictability and control for aspiring recoil pc reduced horizontal recoil that's kind of
cool. Zofia, that's kind of fucking sick. Zofia is like used to be so broken when the LMG meta
came out. Spear 08 reduced the vertical recoil to make the weapon more manageable during longer
engagements. I heard this spear was kind of good also if you put extended rail on it. This could
be a good gun as well. Spear getting above. Fixed banned accounts can accept invites to
online custom lobbies. Muda got like a Muda got a personal band. Yeah, he at Miho's never
get it a gun band, bro. GG. They literally like, I've never even like, this is the most niche
thing ever. This is definitely just for Muda. Wind Plank. Where was I at? When entering landmark
drill or target drill modes in the villa, the default defensive barriers are missing. Who cares?
There's nobody plays landmark drill.
What is the target drill people play?
In the exterior construction area of Oregon,
players can go on the generator
for an advantageous line of sight.
Oh, they got rid of that, okay.
When entering the yacht second floor and kitchen,
holding niche, I haven't played casual in nine years.
Operators, the left directional pad button
has two simultaneous functionalities
when playing as solid snake.
The left directional pad button
has two simultaneous functionalities
when playing as Solid Snake.
Okay, fix that.
The frag rate is always highlighted in the gadget HUD
that's spawning as Solid Snake.
To fix that, when playing as Lion,
the default model has the 1D screen as blank, fix that.
As long as you keep a barrier,
operators can fall onto the stairs on the board of map,
fix that.
A lot of like just quality of life, niche stuff.
Audio!
When a fire extinguisher explodes,
the sound effect is missing unless Eta or Sofia
are in the game.
Oh, that's smart,
because their sounds are like identical.
Okay, user experience band accounts can accept invites to custom online lobbies fixed.
Uh, yep, that's literally just a mood of band. Uh, he's permanent players cannot navigate to the shop tab after purchasing paragraph master bundles.
Multal operators load a topic other than the voice chat input sensitivity, title and description are inaccurate.
All right, all around pretty solid. Um, the big news of next season.
is Rank 3.0 and the new map.
I've been playing Siege for 11 years and I can comfortably say not counting when they
first added in crossplay because that was awesome.
Like I loved when they added in crossplay.
Next season of Siege is probably the most excited I've ever been for a season of Siege
Brown.
I've hated Rank 2.0 for literally like I despise Rank 2.0.
3.0 has been plaguing this video game for far too fucking long and the thing
about Ubisoft is like they're so like hardheaded even if like an idea is like
an absolute shitstorm they'll just keep trying to like just keep the idea around
instead of just burning it all together but it's ranked 3.0 which basically just
means if you're in gold you play against golds if you're in silver you play
against silvers if you're in diamond you play against diamond there's none of
that hidden MMR bullshit, where every time you get into a lobby, it's a fucking rainbow,
a fucking ranked, and you're solo queuing at champion elo, and you have a champion on
your team who hasn't been champion in nine months, and he literally is smoking weed
every day jerking off at his fucking pillow sheets, and he's bronze fucking three with
a point nine Katie and hasn't been fucking good at the game for two years, but he's in
a champion elo queue because he a champion one time two years ago.
So I like that just reward the people that are grinding the game, blah, blah, blah.
If somebody's in gold, they should play gold.
If somebody's in silver, they should play silver.
If somebody's in black, they should play black.
It's not this absolute puke of a rank system we have now.
But yeah, bro, very excited, bro.
Very excited for rank 3.0 and very excited for the new map.
Like next season of Siege, bro,
we haven't got a new map since 2023.
Like, I mean, you get a new Siege map.
Basically every time there's a fucking new president, bro.
Once every presidential term, you'll get a new siege map, bro.
So I'm very, very, very happy for the new siege map.
They leaked it a little bit.
It looks sick, bro.
And I said to do a casino map three years ago.
Well, no, it was like a year and a half ago.
I'm excited, bro.
Because Rainbow Six Vegas was like an OG game that blew up.
I don't know why they didn't already have a casino map.
Besides the point, super excited for next season,
like peak absolute cinema.
Absolute cinema, bro.
It's a casino. Yep. Yeah, it's casino.
Speed this rant up. I need to go. All right.
All right, chat without further a fucking do send in some clips,
babies. Send in some fucking clips.
Jixi impregnate me.
Bah, right.
Chat without further ado, send in some fucking clips, y'all.
Send in some fucking clips, man.
Without further ado, mate.
Without further ado.
When you're all alone in the moon.
I know you wanna dance.
Let's do it.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Okay, chat also.
Okay, is that working?
Nice.
Nice, guys.
You look handsome, junkie.
Hey, thank you, Bowie.
Appreciate you, my boy.
What do you think you do?
Appreciate you, my boy.
With your mind on your wall, I know you want to dance.
Nobody said that. Go to Diamond Gym.
Alright, chat, send in your clips. I'm going to go take them all over my toilet.
And, yeah, let's do this shit. Send them in, baby!
Send them in!
you
I know you wanna dance, all right chat, let's go to chat, guys, guys, guys, guys, let's
see some motherfucking high octane gaming fucking clips y'all also chat we're ripping fan mail in a
couple of days we're gonna try to do it once a week and not be a chud and not do it like I always
do we're gonna try to rip it once a week chat if you want to be in the next fan mail exclamation
mark fan mail do not send in dildos and or used condoms exclamation mark fan mail in the link we
We should be ripping it in comic three days.
In your home alone in the mall.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado,
first, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado,
first, let's get into this row.
Let's watch some frigging.
Okay.
Balratch!
Balratch!
When you're home all morning.
I know you wanna dance when you're home alone and alone.
All right chat, let's do this shit.
I remember I wanted for a quiz so many times, but I noticed the moment I come, now it's
my time.
Now chat.
There we go.
Chat, without further ado.
are back today. First clip of the day coming in from James Bond. If you're watching this
video on YouTube, click the like and click the sub. Click like, click sub, baby. Let's
get it, let's go. First clip of the day. One-featured scenario, minute 35 of the clock, 40 HP
going against a cavera and a lesion. Alright, you hear a lesion mine close right of the
Just right of the bathroom door.
LEFT!
There was an enemy combatant full sprinting down the hallway to your left.
I need you to react to this buck.
Oh my god, there we go!
Okay, not bad!
I'm 97% sure buck, it may or may not be aiming with his testicles.
So, I do one golf tiktok, one golf tiktok, and I'm edited into a literal human meatball.
My legs don't look like tree stumps, buddy.
What is this?
Like what is that?
I do one golf kick-talk, one time, and I'm getting edited into a freakin' tree stomp, bro.
I look like a human meatball!
Oh my god, next up in the day, Chonko, okay?
Guys, I'm literally skinny.
Next up in the day, Kibbutik, Overwatch!
Is you playing with no games out?
I'm assuming this is a sniper.
AHHHHHH!
Okay, I mean, I don't understand overwatch, but I did just see a triple headshot three bullets three headshots
That's what I'm talking about, baby. That's what I'm talking about
Next to bit of a coming in from Joey
Joey, let's check it out
Okay
It's a casual match, Miho.
I'm not even getting sound cue.
There's an enemy combatant sprinting up the main staircase.
Yep.
Sprinting up behind you!
You saw him! You saw him! You saw him! You saw him!
Yeah, I like that you're not peeking that though.
That's good discipline.
Great discipline.
Swapping Meg!
Close out of the door!
What the?
Nice.
Was he trying to melee you?
Grab that C4, pick that stupid shit up!
Why switch? Why switch?
You have a 31 bullet MP7!
Why are you using this dog shit pistol?
Oh god get him out of here thank you okay mediocre aim not a bad c4 pretty good c4
How did you know he was there?
He's close right close right of that brick thing.
What are you looking at?
Off for last operator standing.
Well, you know what bro? At least you didn't blue ball me Joey.
Joey at least you didn't blue ball me buddy.
Now Joey, I'm gonna be honest with the cold hard facts here.
Are you the worst player in the world? No.
Are you the best player in the world? Absolutely fucking not.
But Joey, it's not the worst thing I've ever seen brother.
So Joey take that you know take that to the bank bro. It's not the worst thing I've ever seen in my life Joey
I've seen worse. I've seen a lot worse actually like Joey stay on it, bro
And before you know it you might even be in plan
Before you know it you might even be in plan next of today coming in from Javi
We had a clip from Joey now. We got a clip from ojubi
Okay, 4v5 scenario, he's on Fenrir, his teammate dies in garage, which means there's 100% in
garage. He has a bulletproof camera in his pocket, and he has one Fenrir in his pocket,
or maybe two. I think, no, he has zero, he has zero, okay. I like that you're almost standing at head
level. This is generally how you should be holding angles. Okay, you keep doing this
thing where you're holding an angle and then your brain randomly clenches and
you start looking at a wall. You're like holding the angle and then you're like
like you just flew in from Mars or something bro just hold the angle like
there's nothing productive to do on the right side of the map right now
that's not a bad play that's probably what I would have did now you don't have
to worry about that for 25 seconds
all right we're panicking we're panicking
I'm gonna shot!
Let's go slap!
In the smoke!
Nice!
Not bad!
Last!
Oh god!
It just turned in!
Oh my god!
It started off so good, bro.
Okay!
I'm gonna go back to the base.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
Okay! Not terrible! Like there is some potential to your key!
Annie has the Matrix PFV. Very ball-knowledge PFV.
You take the blue pill. Story ends.
Wake up in your bed and believe whatever you like to believe.
You take the red pill. Stay in one delet.
And I show you how deep the gravity goes.
I didn't re-watch that movie because that movie is peak.
I need to re-box some of you. I love that movie
See, you know when somebody when somebody sends in a free play clip, it's like bro, you're not doing this in a match
Me ho me ho me ho me ho if you're gonna send it a rocket leak live
If you're gonna send it a rocket leak live, I need to see it in game. Nobody cares about free play, bro
Do you think Steph Curry shows freaking clips of himself shooting around in practice?
We talking about practice?
Not the game, not the game, but practice.
Like bro, I want to see you doing that in a game.
Like bro, Steph Curry's not going to post a clip of him in the shoot around.
Steph Curry's going to show the clip of him banging a three-pointer in Game 6 of the NBA
Fattles in somebody's face because he's Steph Curry, bro.
cares about what you do in practice. It's about what you do when the lights are shining the brightest, buddy.
Next we're going to come in from Chud. Okay, classic rainbow six siege casual loving. Two of your
teammates left to go get pizza rolls and you're playing casual. All right, question. Why are you
aiming at pecker level? I just, guys, it's like I'm a freaking broken record over here. 11 years
have been preaching this oh this is five minutes ago so he just hit this clip
he's very hype about this one he was probably watching the stream hit this
clip and sent it in let's see
So yeah just general lack of knowledge you're in a 2v1 scenario and you're
He's in sight, bro.
The bomb disables the diffuser. One friendly operator remaining.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay.
Okay. Sir, is it your first day on Earth?
Mission failed. All friendlies were eliminated.
So, Chad, I don't want to put this slightly...
Chad, I don't want to put this slightly when I say this, bro. Great PFP for the clip.
Some people were put on this Earth for video games.
Some were not.
Which category do you think you followed?
Because bro, at the end of the day, if we're playing a first person shooter and we're not
even using the first person aspect of it, like I don't even know what to say, you're
playing a first person shooter and you didn't scope in with two entire magazines of weaponry.
Like hang it the fuck up.
Like it gets to a point where it's like there's some potential and then it's like you shouldn't
even play the game because anyone who gets on your team might actually quit the game
just from spectating you. You might actually individually hurt the player base because
you're that bad. This is a high rank. I could just already tell because of how you cross
that. Like this area like from here to here is like the hardest area in the video game
to cross so he full sprints with a pistol as as you already know if you have a pistol you run faster
so Ash turns in for the accuser.
You must recover the accuser. Friendly operator remaining.
What's this charm? Is this charm like a Pokemon card? How did he get that charm? What?
Bro, this guy's charm is like a Pokemon card.
What is that?
That's like the rarest charm I've ever seen.
God night.
Swinging with three bullets is insane.
I had high expectations, Jay, I don't know.
I came in with a boner and I left half chopped and I didn't even bust.
I'm gonna be honest, Jay, you sort of killed my boner.
I thought you were gonna be really good
when I saw your gun skin and your charm
and just the way you crossed that,
like the way you crossed No Man's Land
on Night Haven Labs there, but yeah.
Jay, I don't know, I came in with a boner,
left half a child by the way.
I don't know how else to describe it.
I thought you'd be good,
but I feel like you're just like emeralds.
All right, Xbox, like I'm gonna need you
to not die on me here.
Come on! Don't you die on me!
Come on!
Yes, WXBox man. He just never died.
It's fine chat. Next year we're winning, bro. Next year we're winning.
Next year we're winning no matter what team I'm on. I'll die on that field to win.
I'll die on that pitch, bro.
All right, this guy's rocking the Jynxie charm, so I'm already excited to see the clip.
Angled Grip on the MP5. Ball Knowledge. It's a low recoil gun. Angled Grip's gonna speed in your ADS time.
I run vertical grip on everything because I hold perfect angles, but whatever makes you play good.
Three sets of barbed wire on main stairs with a malusi. Now that is no mans land.
So, you should be impact tricking here every day of the week.
You have two impacts in your pocket, he's running ace, just impact trick, he can't
enter the wall, they can't get in.
This is severe mistake by you.
This is the first severe mistake I've seen you make.
Okay, just shooting for just the thrill of it.
Good aim!
There we go!
That's the power of angled grip on the MP5.
He was able to...
And he has laser.
Go away!
GO AWAY!
Go away!
What language is that, Chad?
Chad, what language is that?
Okay, you're actually really good.
One more for the ace, bro.
I don't think we've gotten an ace clip to rank.
One ace beat.
You have to swing that.
Nice, guys.
Actually, you might be champ.
Bro, you might be champ.
Actually, you might be champ!
Bro, you might be champ.
Chat, it's SILIC.
Ohhhh.
Bro, you might be champion, bro. That guy actually looks solid.
That guy might be solid, bro.
His PFB aged like milk, by the way.
His PFB aged like milk.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Bro, that's best clip of the day. Brother, that's best clip of the day.
Brother, that is best of the day, dude. I'm not even kidding.
I'm gonna give you an 8.5 out of 10. I wish you impact trick debris.
Alright, we have a Montane player.
I think in this scenario, you should be burning your smoke for the irony, but I'm just nitpicking here.
He has a Platinum charm, but this Platinum charm is from Operation Steel Wave, which was in 2020.
So this guy might be like pretty high ranked by now.
The Steel Wave Charms are beautiful. I love the Steel Wave Charms.
I think your best course of action in this scenario is to smoke off the doors,
smoke off the rotation hole and turtle plant with your back pacing away from the door.
Never mind your teammates dead, you're gonna have to kill them all now.
Good name!
Wait!
Good name! Oh my god!
You gotta go. You can't plan a scenario. You have to go. You have to...
Bunch of...
NICE! 1v3 with Monty Pistol. Actually impressive.
Uh... actually impressive.
Absolutely impressive. I'm not even kidding.
Wow! Maybe like a 7 out of 10 clip? Not bad at all. 1v3 with Monty Pistol is pretty rare here.
What is this?
Call of Duty Black Ops 4?
Have we ever been sent a B.O.?
This looks like nuketown.
Yeah, unless I'm tweaking this is like a re-scanned nuketown for sure. This car, this carop-
Did they think you were dead?
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, bro, like 12 KD ratio. Jesus. Bro, after I played Rainbow
Sixies for the first time, I just, I don't even think it's possible with my God after
you try R6. I'm not even kidding, bro. The old, I swear to God, the only people, um,
to call that prefer cod over rainbow six siege are just people that have either never played siege or suck at siege
I'm just saying bro if you prefer cod over our six you either suck at siege or you've never played see it's just it's night and day
Cod is literally slop
Spawn in, die, jump, kill, spawn in, die, jump kill, respawn, die, jump kill, respawn,
die, jump kill, respawn, die, jump kill, respawn, die, jump kill, respawn, die, chug
beer, jump kill, respawn, die, chug beer, jump kill, respawn, die, chug beer, again, like
it's just slot bro, good day, what rank is this like Ayana your teammate gets literally
like sliced in half, what are you looking at? What am I, diamond charm? Okay, is he boosting?
This is not a diamond lobby. Ah, for lack of standing.
All right! I guess that's diamond. Everybody has no headset and they're playing with their
ankles. What did I just watch bro? How does that dive it? Say Wulahi bro. Sending hatred
from north central islands. Alright. Next.
When you're my lord and the moon, I know you wanna dance.
Bro, can the clips load? No Chad, our clips might be cooked, y'all! Clips don't do this
to me. Clips don't do this to me, please. Clips don't do this to me. Clips don't do
this to me, please, Clips. Nine. Come on, come on, come on. Clips, I'm not giving up
on you. Don't give up on me. Yes, don't give me your clips, bro.
All right, next up for today is from Stompin' 121.
So this guy is a fake Stompin'.
We have a Stompin' imposter
with the same exact robot picture.
All right.
Bro, be yourself, dude.
Chat, be yourself.
Like, what?
Stompin' 121 with a Stompin' TFB.
All right.
Bro, do you think Stompin' would have became Stompin'
by trying to be somebody else, bro?
No, bro, he's just Stompin'.
All right, suppressor on the R4-C.
Also, you're clipping a 5v1 clip?
I mean, what could have possibly happened?
It's not even copper, bro. That mute has to be on ranks. I'm not even kidding. There's
actually a pretty big jump from like a level zero to a copper, because at least the copper
got to level 50. Like at least the copper's got to level 50, bro. That was a steaming crock
of shit right there. That clip I just watched. That was fucking terrible, bro. That was absolutely
fucking terrible.
When you're home alone, I know you wanna dance. Come on, come on, Xbox. Don't die on me. Don't
Don't die on me, Xbox!
Nine!
Please, please, Xbox, we need this!
Chad, if you're trying to send a clip right now,
it might be cause, wait!
He lives to fight another day.
He lives to tell another tale.
Okay, boom, rockety-clip, and it's actually in game.
Great start.
Okay, was that luck or skill though?
Chad was that luck or skill?
I don't know.
That seems like something I would accidentally hit and then like pull my wiener out.
Nine!
Bro, are we actually frozen again?
Come on Xbox, just give us a flurry, yes.
Xbox, just work with us, baby.
Next we're going to make a bit of a fresh face.
Okay, roaming with Sentry.
Look, bro, let me keep it simple.
If you're going to roam, like if you want to roam, use operators that are high speed,
low armor, because the higher the speed an operator is and the lower armor an operator
is, the less noise they make.
Also, just the slower you are to flanking, bro.
Like if you're gonna roam, use like, Vigil, Mazi, Cabero.
Mazi's kind of in the middle because Mazi can hackcams, but Mazi's just broken.
I love Mazi.
Favorite app of the game right now.
Mozzarella.
Alright.
See, here's the problem with roaming with Sentry, like, now they just plant, you know?
Good night.
Alright, okay, let me say this.
I love how you're not greedy.
You knocked him, and you didn't thirst the finish. That's good.
Really good trigger finger. Wow.
Nice, guys. What the two scenario?
Knocked him. You knocked him. You have no time.
Don't go for the finish he didn't go for the finish and because he didn't he has enough time
This guy's the least greedy r6 player ever Wow
And that's what happens when you're not a greedy pile of garbage bro nice dude
Least greedy r6 player of all time well frickin done
doesn't care about the kill he just wants to win. Next time if you're gonna roam
bro I don't want to see you roaming with Sentry. Do I make myself above it
to clear? Use Vigil or Masi or...
Cabb is like kind of chopped for the team but she's getting a buff so maybe Cabb
next season. Cabb's getting a buff so we'll see.
Okay, you're using Solid Snake as kind of like a drone, which I think is great most
of the time.
The problem is, I don't think it works against Vigil.
So like the only guy who's realistically going to be roaming in this scenario is probably
Vigil.
So like snaking down here is pretty risky.
just playing without a headset.
All right!
How does he not hear you stampeding up a staircase?
Like, Junior, this is not a good clip, bro.
You're like walking around like a chicken
with your head cut off,
and you got away with it because Vigil's trash.
I need you to ascend, bro.
Like, I don't wanna see clips like this.
If Vigil has any eardrums, you're dead.
You killed a cap can and didn't check for a cap can trap.
Is this rage bait?
Junior, I'm going to give you a 3 out of 10, bro.
I'm going to give you a 3 out of 10.
Hop better to go back on roughs, buddy.
Junior, I'm giving you a 3 out of 10.
I'm not impressed.
I'm not impressed in the slightest, buddy.
You're like walking around like a chicken with its head cut off, dude, and Vigil's just
even lore lost.
We're never going to improve like that.
Never.
Next up are the content warning?
I'm not assigned for this.
Alright, this is noise pollution, yo, yo.
fucking noise pollution bro my ears are like ringing just off of watching that
for two seconds that is fucking noise pollution I mean good like my ears are
actually gonna explode that is some noise bro that is some fucking noise to it
all right chat we call it there Xbox is on where HP we call it there Xbox on
what HP all right chat let's rip some chests and then we're gonna solo Q2
champion on PC and never gonna play league let's okay okay okay okay when
you're home alone in the moon I know you wanna dance all right y'all chat let's
rip some friggin chess y'all get excited to clip I appreciate you and if you
watch a video on YouTube make sure you like and sub dude alright I'm gonna go
piss on my toilet seat chat bro I'm on a 43-day streak of chess bro like I have
That's the passion for this shit, man.
you
you
I know you want to dance I know you knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
Now, all right, Jeff, the greatest chess player in his bedroom has stepped in.
The man, the myth, the legend, who was on a never ending journey to 500 Elon has stepped
into the booth.
If I don't reach 500 Elon by the end of this month, I'm a fucking failure.
We have 25 days to reach 500 people.
First supported, ASD from Nigeria, I believe.
Yep, good luck to you, my brother.
He goes here, that is actually my exact opening.
I do that, then that, that is limited to my opening.
He does something else.
He goes here, which is called,
I don't even think it has a name.
Um, that's actually not hanging because of the night.
So what are we going to do?
We're just going to calm the fuck down and just develop.
That's all we're going to do.
Next thing, we're going to get this bishop out immediately and then we can get this
pawn chain going.
If I play absolutely perfect chess today, there's no fucking reason why I shouldn't
reach 5 out of 3 lefts.
All right, the next thing that's going to happen is he's probably going to do this.
I feel like that's what they do nine times out of 10, even though it's kind of a waste
of a move because it's not like this is actually a forcing move at all anyways.
My next course of action is going to be this play right here to get this pond here so we
can create this pond chain and then this Bishop has vision.
Yeah, because then we're just going to go here, get the Bishop out, castle.
We're off to a clean start as soon as I make a blunder. I'm just gonna get off. So I'm not gonna make any blunders. He does this
Which doesn't mean anything
If he decides to take my night with this Bishop, we're just gonna take with our queen and then our rook gets out
This is totally fine by him if he does this
Nothing's hanging. Everything's protected
Bishop is safe and sound right now. Even if the sky is falling down. I know that will be safe and sound I
I think we went upon in this exact specific scenario chat if I take he takes with the night.
I think we went upon here.
If I take he takes with the night.
No, but then it could take with the Queen. Let's just turn our brain off and develop.
All right.
Now we can castle. I reckon.
I reckon that we could castle now. Now we can castle.
Because if I take like that, we got such a good play.
Actually, no, it's not. It could be good if I get something else set in stone first.
All I want to do right now is develop and castle. We're winning on time.
Today's going to be the best chess I've ever played in my fucking life.
and that is a fact. This plays fine. All right, he castles, we castle. This plays fine because
then I get my queen out in exchange for a bishop trade-off. This plays totally fine.
Because then I just get my queen going. Our king is protected. I make the mistake of moving those
poisonous pawns a lot and it doesn't protect what he just sold. He just sold, he just sold, he just
He needed that night there.
I know he just sold, but now he's got to prove it.
Okay. The reason why he sold is because he needed that night there for that.
So now I do this.
I do this, but he can't take.
He can't take with the Queen because the night's covering and he has to lose material here.
He just made the first actual blunder of the game.
That's it's funny because that's like the first ever thing Levy taught me is to never move your knights here
Like literally the first ever thing Levy taught me was to never put your knights here like ever
Because they just have half the vision as a regular night. Yeah, he was doing fine. I mean blundered
Because he can't take with the Queen because we have the night. Yep, and now he has to
Bro, wait, let me think
Do I want to take with no I want to take with the poem
one. But the thing is, you know, I want to take with the poem because his next play is
that he can't take with the Queen. So now what we should do is we should probably just
move our bishop to like here or something and just retreat completely. We're free material.
Let's fucking go. I knew as soon as he did it, it was a mistake. I just needed to look
at it for five seconds. I'm like you, he needed that night because that's the whole
exchange is on that square. He moves his knife here, which is threatening that, which is nothing.
That is something that's a hanging pawn. Wait, no, we should just trade. I should just turn off my
brain completely. We should just trade. Now the thing is, if he takes, this is exposed. So we have
to move our queen now. We have to find a spot to move it. Okay. This spot's fine because this
pawn's actually hanging and this pawn can't move the pawn's stuck. This is fine because that pawn's
hanging. We're doing good. We traded when we should. He could take like this but that would be such a
blunder because then we would just be trading material again and our rook will be facing each
other which is something my cousin taught me you always want to have your
rook space of each other he ends up deciding to move his oh that's actually
like kind of a good play oh fuck that's such a good play by him because now if
I move my queen guess what I lose my rook but if I don't do anything that is
such a good play wow such a good play by him Jesus such a good play oh no that's
so smart of him that's so smart wow it looks like he's gonna be winning the
game now
I don't see any world did he blunder something I didn't wonder shit bro such a
a good play by him. All right, um, our best bet is just this he takes, then we do this
and then we win a pawn. Yeah, we're down material. No, we're still up one. We win this
pawn too. I think I found the best response in that exact scenario. I know I fucked up
majorly there, but at least we recovered with our head out of our ass. We ended up winning
a bishop and maybe a pot of he doesn't protect it. He might do like this bishop is a god
bishop though. Oh, he ends up interesting. Now that seems like a dog ship play. All right,
let's think the rook is absolutely threatening nothing right now. This is safe. This is safe.
The rook is threatening nothing. So what we're going to do is we're going to get our knight
out here so then with our next room we can get our night here yeah our rook is
threatening nothing oh and then if he thinks the night's hanging he's an idiot
because now if I oh he's trying to power me all right well this is a hanging
pawn which now means guess what chat now his rook is hanging to the queen but
not really because it's protected by my queen.
His queen has no vision on anything right now.
His queen can't kill anything.
It's just protecting his brook as all his queen's doing.
We ended up finding a nice little way to take the pawn.
All right, now, if I do this, what happens?
I would blunder the game.
Yeah, OK.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
OK.
Thoughts on a little central night action?
This looks like such a nasty play.
Because if I move my knight here, now his rook's hanging.
And my knight's not even hanging because of these pawns.
This looks like such a good play.
Holy shit.
That's got to be like a brilliant.
That's such a good play.
I think his rook's dead now.
Take that, take that, take, or move, fine.
Dad.
So his rook has to move here, that's his only play.
He ends up doing none of it.
Bro, that chat, that night play was so good, chat.
That night play was so smart!
Let's fucking go, oh my god, okay.
Chat, that was good, right?
Chat, are you guys proud?
Are you proud?
Chat, are you proud?
Such a good play.
Oh my god, we created a little bastion
with the knight in the middle here, as Hikaru would say.
They're great at ice little bastion.
I fucking love chess too,
and I'm actually getting better.
Like, Jack, the last week of chess,
I've actually noticed strides in my gameplay.
All right, this is fine too, guys,
because let me make sure I'm not fucking anything up.
We have so much time.
This is fine because, look, we're threatening the bishop,
but this is protected by that knight.
bro everything's protected he can't take he also can't move wait so does he
have to do this he has to so then we forced a queen trade while we're up
material bro I'm playing fucking perfect our next place this get the rook into
the empty file and then this oh he ends up doing that okay I think this is the
best game of chess I've ever played. All right, now let's think. All that is left to do, we could force
another, this move right here forces a Bishop trade, and it's force a Bishop trade, but it entices one.
So we have that. So that that entices a bishop trade. We want to play like a cringelord chat
whenever we're up material. We just want to force trades. Okay, now looks like this pawn is not
hanging. His bishop has pretty nice vision right now. I feel like there's just a checkmate on the
board. I want to play this so bad but then I just hang my night.
You know what he did do, chat? Ooh, this looks like a good play. Bro, this looks beautiful.
Where does his bishop go now, realistically? What's gonna happen? He's gonna move his
Bishop here. He's gonna move his Bishop right here. It's kind of crazy how none
of his pawns are hanging right now. I don't know if I've ever seen that before,
Leela. This guy has zero pawns hanging mid game when he's down eight material.
I've never seen that before in my life. He does not have a single pawn hanging.
Oh, he hung his, wait, let me make sure he hung it. And that is game. He should
probably resigned now. Yep. That's it. That's game. We just reclaimed 480 low with flying colors.
Literally flying colors. All right, let's I want to do this because then if he takes
yeah, so my long term vision here with moving the bishop here is so now I he's going to move his
Rooks then I get my rook into the empty file because that's the only thing this guy has going for him is
He ends up doing that what does that mean I
Cannot move my rook fucking anywhere brothers nowhere. I can move this fucking rook guys
Let's just start advancing
This pond hanging, but who gives a fuck. I
Guess we can make the pond not hang
My night's hanging though
Let's focus on our actual priorities. Our knight is hanging. Let's not turn into a fucking toddler.
So chat, in this exact scenario, I would say that I'm running this guy off the board. I'm not even kidding. This guy's fucked.
Night's not hanging because of the bishop and now we got our rook into the empty file.
Finally, it took 10 minutes, but we're here. We are fucking here boys. Rook is in the empty file.
This delivers a crushing check because it protected the bishop. His only move is there.
And then we could probably find a maiden sequence soon.
He already premoves it. This guy like in the stream.
Leo.
All right, so chat, let's finish the game
like a professional.
Let's get our knight right here.
We're now threatening the rook.
Rook moves here, it's dead.
Rook moves here, it's dead.
Here, it's dead.
Here, it's dead.
Here, it's safe.
Rook moves here, it's dead.
Like this knight is so nasty.
His rook has to move, ends up moving his rook
to the only spot he can move it to.
Our next play, our next course of action
is going to be something like this.
There's not a singular planet where this guy can checkmate me in this exact scenario,
because I have this and then I just have all this running bullshit.
He can't do anything. And then I have this with good vision, this protected.
He ends up doing that, which is totally fine. We knew that was coming.
we're gonna do is we could start eating ponds but I want to just have aura and
checkmate this fucker. Let's see. Now let's just eat ponds. Yeah. He's gonna eat
ponds, we're gonna eat ponds. I wanted you like that and then that. This seems like
a gross play. Here comes the checkmate chat. Here it comes. Here comes the
checkmate. I'm sure this is a faster way to checkmate this guy, but I'm
four hundred and low. So, okay, this delivers a crushing check. What does he do
now? He moves his, he moves his king here. Is his only tile or here? So his king has
two tiles and a here too. And here, his king has four tiles that we go to. I'm
sure that the chat is screaming that there's some checkmate on the board that
I just don't see. Rooks protected by Bishop.
Let's deliver another check. You can't kill anything.
There's only tiles here and then this should be made, right?
That's not me. Hello. Can go here now.
All right. This should be made.
Wait, no, that hangs my Rook. Oh my God. We have to keep our Rook here.
And then we infiltrate with this, this is made.
Somehow by the grace of God none of this is checkmate.
Well, the rook protects the knight, I guess, on the bright side.
How is none of this made?
I'm running out of time.
We're just gonna have to eat pause and convert, I don't know.
But now I'm hanging my knight, bro.
Jesus Christ.
This is getting really really really sloppy. Let's just convert, I guess,
where do you have to get a queen? We're hanging another night by doing this.
Jesus Murphy, what am I doing?
Let's move our rook here to protect the knight.
Our knight's protecting our bishop.
Wait, is he trying to get a queen? He is.
We can move our rook here and he's just game over.
Ooh, this is Czech, though.
I get to beat him to it.
This is Czech.
My end game is a little bit sloppy, but I think this is the unbiasedly the best game
of chess I've ever played in my life.
I played so clean up until the end.
He's up two minutes on time, but time doesn't really mean shit when I could just fucking
bend you over a table.
Now he can move.
Where can he go?
I guess. Where are you going to go now? There's another check. I need to get some more checks
going chat. That's a pretty brutal check. You can't, oh he can take the night, not my night's
hanging Jesus Christ wait but I can take his rook yes I can take his rook for
sure I could definitely take his work now I'm just gonna pre-move the queen
yep my rook is protecting my bishop oh no but then I hang my rook you know what
doesn't matter he can take my rook because I'm gonna convert oh wait I just
blundered the game I didn't even I completely and totally forgot that this
guy was about to convert to a queen I totally forgot that what was even
happening. Is that me? We got this guy's playing so fucking cringe. It's like disgusting. I'll
cringe this guy's playing. I'm gonna run out of time. Am I gonna draw? Am I gonna fucking draw?
Am I gonna fucking draw? I'm gonna run out of time. I'm gonna lose on time. This is actually
embarrassing. But I'm gonna lose this game. I was winning the whole game.
Right on the focus here.
I have to just move so quick. I have to move so fucking fast.
If he checks me again,
we're just gonna have to pre move.
I feel like he's just gonna keep delivering checks.
He can't check mate me, but the time is the problem.
It's fine. This is all protected and safe and fine and dandy.
I have to keep doing one second moves.
This is the most cinema game of chess ever. Best ever played, but time's fucking me now.
I'm just gonna keep offering this Queen trade.
You motherfucker, you motherfucker, you fucking motherfucker.
How do I enable pre-moves?
How do I enable pre-moves?
I just ran that guy off the board and drew because of time.
Oh my fucking Christ.
I just ran that guy off the board.
I had 19 best moves.
Are you kidding me?
That's my record.
That is literally my record.
19 best moves.
19.
I've never done that.
How do I enable pre-moves?
I mean, they enable pre-moves.
I need to enable pre-moves.
I had 19 best moves in Drew, oh my fucking god.
I had 19 best moves that's an all-time record for me.
Best game of chess I've ever played and I drew it's the most chess sentence ever.
I ran that guy off the fucking board and draw from a winning spot let's find where victory
slipped away I played like an 1100 yo oh my god guys a guy skies I played like an
1100 what the fuck I'm actually getting good a solid choice from them their pawn
aims to control the center and open lines
white protects upon and attacks black center oh come on your opponent left
upon hanging no resistance okay their pawn was defended but now it's hanging
What just happened you just unleashed a fork that night is toast love it. Thank you. Love it. You just snagged that free night
Thank you. Love it
That's one was hanging out there like a pinata ready to be smashed
Thank you. I'm noticing that piece is trapped. You're about to win some material. Let me yeah, thank you
That rook was hanging out there like a pinata ready to be smashed
You grab that free pond like a ninja snatching candy from a baby
Chess.com got a nerf you in the next update. Trapping pieces? Your OP. Thank you, Levy. Thank you.
You had an opportunity to checkmate the king. You missed the mate, but hey, it was a tough spot.
still winning but that missed mate ouch my dude you let him wriggle off the hook checkmate
was there a tough one to spot though wait have a mate but hey it was a tough spot that's
That's me. Say what? That's me. How's that me?
That's not me. What? He just moves here. Yeah, how's that made?
How's that made? I'm so confused.
What's the mate?
They missed the better way to evade the check from the opposing queen.
move. Your opponent is like no and slides their king to escape your queen's check.
I missed checkmate chat three times that game. I don't even care though because unbiasedly
I've never had 19 best moves in a game and unbiasedly I've never been rated 1100 ever
in the game. I've never been a rated 1100 before. I'm very proud of myself.
I'm like ridiculously proud of myself. Can't we just move back?
That hangs that. Take that first. Wait, how's it my move again? What did he do? Oh, it's
not my move again. We take that. He takes like that with his queen probably. Yep. And
then that bishop's been hanging for five minutes in my brain dead or what? You know
what? Instead of taking the bishop, we can just take it in our next move. Let's threaten
the queen wait let me triple check this this guy's playing so fucking bad it's
like I'm trying to address the best way to like rip his head off right now so if
I take like this the queen has to move the queen takes like that and we take
like that so yeah instead of just doing that let's actually make the queen move
first and then oh he just hangs this queen okay I'm glad see what I mean bro I'm
I'm glad I just took the extra like two seconds of just like making him actually use his brain.
We're up nine material in that's a handy pawn.
I'm just going to cut this guy's head off.
I'm not going to, I'm not going to do what I did with the last guy.
I'm just going to cut this guy's fucking head off this game in GTA, of course.
I'm not going to like lolly gag or dilly dally.
I'm just going to literally cut this guy's head clean off the shoulders in GTA.
Okay, he's threatening my, he's threatening my queen.
We move here, we're now threatening the hanging pawn.
We also have this weird check, get this, he does that, so he hangs his bishop for like
an unknown reason.
I'm pretty sure my opponent is high on marijuana.
He just hangs his bishop.
He's just giving me material.
I think he's like rage putting shit down.
He now has to move his,
yes, he now has to move his knight.
He might not even move his knight
because this guy's like a rage monster.
Bro, he blundered one move
and then just like completely lost his mind.
He's now hanging his knight.
Bro, is this guy,
am I playing against a four year old like child right now?
Pond tanking, threatening the rook, but it's not threatening the rook because of that.
We're just gonna fall back to base here, create a little whatever the hell this is.
He does that. We do this.
No, that's a shit move. We do this move instead. No, that's shit also. We just do this.
We have to get this going.
I'm up a 16 material. I literally feel like I'm playing this wrong
Yeah, so doing that hangs the pawn again this guy's hanging pawns against his day job
Which I have eyes. Oh, you do have pre move. Thank you. I was you actually the fucking go. Thank you, bro
This now hangs the rook because he has to move. Oh, it doesn't hang because he has that play wait, but
Now the rook hangs
Yeah, because then you know, it's not because then he does that
I need to just slow down and get my rooks out.
I'm like, I'm like just destroying.
I'm actually running this guy off the board.
How many of my, okay, then we do this.
Wait, he has checkmate.
Oh my God, he has mate in one.
Oh, okay.
I actually don't know if this is mate in one,
but I'm not taking any chances.
Cause I take, it's not mate in one
cause I have the bishop there,
but I'm just not gonna take any chances
with this motherfucker.
I've lost too many games in my life to like fuck around.
I'm sort of butchering this,
but I guess I'm just eating pons, so who cares?
He's keeping his rucks kind of lined up.
Let's do this. I want to get my Rook in the MP file. We knew that was coming, but we already
ensured it wasn't me in one. So we're good. Everybody just calm down. Yeah, we're playing
against the literal like.
That was stalemate. If I would've took that Rook, that would've been stalemate. Chat look.
If I would've took, he resigned.
I was about to take it too.
I don't know if I was going too though,
but I was hovering it.
Guys, that was stalemate.
If I would've took his rook,
because can't move, can't move, can't move.
Oh no, we would've been fine.
Cause of that tile right there.
There was one tile.
Guys, there was one tile.
Oh my God.
Oh, we had a pond too. I didn't even see that yet upon yet upon
What's our game review this game? Yeah, what's our elo this game? What did they give us?
Let's see what you know, they gave you got a big advantage early and converted that into a win so check book stuff
Last game we got an 1100 rating this game. We got a
1050 rating
I don't want to game review on that game though, Levy, because that guy just gave me all this
material.
That guy was like a 50 elo player.
That guy was actually worse than me in my first day on chest.com.
That guy was fucking terrible.
500 elo here we come, chat.
So Boba London to start things off. If he brings this night out here, I think we can
fried liver him. Is this fried liver or am I just rushing things? Am I a rusher or a
No, this is fried liver. That's game over. Unless he does this. But then if he does that,
he just loses his palm. This is fried liver, I think. Let me make sure. Because this move
happens. He could do a bunch of bullshit though. But no, I think this is just, I think this
is just game over. I think he already lost. My cousin taught me this one with the Jabava
London because if I go boom boom boom
yeah that's fried liver and a half let me make sure that I'm not choking the
entire game but this bishop protects this night and he's in check so his only
legal moves are queen takes night king goes here or king goes here but then he
loses his rook
That's a fried liver if I've ever seen one trap.
That's the trick of Jovava London, if they don't get their bishop out early, you can
fry liver them instantly.
That's why I fucking love this opening.
Because now my knight sees his rook and his king, but his queen can't take because then
he blunders his queen.
He loses his knight.
He decides, is there a nastier play we have here?
Let's just take the rook. Let's not be a pretty fuck. Let's just take the rook and now the night's hanging to miraculously
Could we take the night?
It seems pointless
I mean if I take the night my development is so bad because I just have two troops that are just buried over here
but you know what chat let's uh
Let's think what's the best thing I could do in this scenario
probably just take his fucking night to be honest. I mean it's a hanging beast.
The Queen can't move here because of the night. I mean he can't infiltrate. I have a feeling that's
gonna come back to bite me. It just seems like such a greedy play but I think we'll be fine.
Let's get our Queen out so then we can start castling. Actually let's move this first before
do anything just so our bishop has vision. This is a play that's a blunder. He moves
his queen like that to threaten my knight so. Check everyone I said I have a feeling
this place is gonna end up biting us in the ass. Here it is. The problem with this now
is, I, wait, this, we just won. I might be the worst player ever, but I think this is the most
crushing move ever, because it's check, but the knight sees it. So his only move is this, because
if he takes, he blunders his queen. Yeah, no, he can't, he can't take my knight though, because
because he's in check, Jack.
He can't take my knife because he's in check.
So what's his play now?
What's his bullshit gimmick he's gonna do now?
Let's see.
He's down nine material,
but I have a feeling he's gonna win something back soon.
His only actual human play is this.
Well, that too, I guess.
Yeah, so now what's gonna happen, Jack,
is unless we can think of a miraculous way
be like Superman. I think we just lose our night. There's got to be something here that
I could just find or see or something. There has to be a play. There's always a fucking
play when you're up nine fucking material. Oh, this is a fun play because if he does
this, we just take his bishop. This is a fun play. I like this play. But you know what
it does though it just no this is a fun fucking play his bishops trapped this is a very fun play
yep that's fine now we take is there a better triangle board now we just take we don't take too
much but now we lose our bishop so we have that losing material but we're still up six um
let's move this out so now we can castle our pawn is hanging let's just take and
and just clear up, close the chapter on that.
Now, let's do something like this.
I'm gonna be creating a little bit.
I mean, should I even be castling here?
No, I need to be castling the other side.
What we need to be doing is this, then this,
Then this and then the game just kind of ends
That's totally fine
If we do this if he takes the queen the rook kills if he takes the rook the queen kills
Yep
Welcome to being locked up in a fucking box my brother
Now we do this or something and then we could do this and we can castle the safe side
Pick your poison, bro. You can't trade anything because you're down five materials. So just
run your queen right back to where she was and waste your move like a fucking idiot.
Oh, and hang your queen because you're fucking trash!
Bro, I can't believe it. I'm gonna be fine. Yeah, resign, baby. You resigned now.
All right, what's our game review? Imagine we get three 1,000 ratings in a row chat.
What is our game of you snatched that advantage and didn't let go nice
We got in the last three games of chess we got an 1100 game rating a 1050 game rating and another 1100 game rating
like I
I'm so like
I'm over the moon in happiness right now
That is 3 1k plus ratings in a row chat. That's 3 1 1k plus ratings in a row
All right, Queen's Pond, Jovabba London. Let's go. Let's lock it
Bye, everybody. Oh, here we go. Jack 3 1k ratings in a row. I'm finally playing proper chess
We have a fried liver if he does if he decides to move out a night right here. We have a fried liver
Chat this is the most important moment of the game. Yep, we have a fried liver now if he takes
No, he just loses it's over it's fried liver. Yep, that's fried liver. He didn't even see it. He did not see it
Wait, so this is the nastiest play
chat that is back to back fried livers that is back to back fried livers bro
rooks hanging now I don't know it's the best just for bro levy has to I love he
has to make a video on this I'm about to have four 1k rated games in a row wait
Okay, this hangs, okay, this hangs nothing.
Wait, chat, what do we think about this?
Chat, if I do that, is that a complete blunder?
Or is that just the greatest move of all time?
That's the greatest move ever, I think, bro.
Because this queen has to go,
this queen has one tile to go to, if I do that,
this queen goes here.
But what's the point, though? It doesn't serve any purpose.
Well, it does, actually. Because if we do this, we win a pawn.
I don't think it's... I don't know if it's that good of a play. But yeah, if we do that, we win a pawn.
And now we have, like, is there a better play on the board?
Wait, there is a better play.
If I do that, that's check and we win a bishop.
But then we lose a bishop.
No, we lose more if we do that.
I think the safest play is this.
No, we just use the pitch up every do that we have to do this we have that okay he ends up doing that sort of pre-moved there chat that he just blunder is
No, I gotta stop.
I'm trying to think, okay, let's think.
We, our knight is in trouble. If we do this, his king can't take because the bishop sees the knight.
His queen is going to move here.
or here, or here, or here. The queen has this, this, this, this. The queen has four valid moves.
But the thing is, the queen can't actually take the bishop because, or the queen can't take the
night because the night's protected by the bishop. He sort of has no way to infiltrate. So now we
just turn our brain off and develop I think. This is a necessity move because now we have that vision.
This is such a great move too because then we have this with check. This delivers check.
guys I'm gonna be honest I think we just let him take this because this move is
oh no this doesn't deliver check because then I okay we're gonna do this yeah
we're gonna turn our brain off and just take the fucking on something now what
What is a fucking crushing move?
What is a crushing fucking move?
This move looks pretty nasty because it looks like he can take with the bishop, but he can't
because then he loses the bishop.
But he kind of can because then he gets a weird tempo on my, he gets a weird tempo on
my.
Oh, this is a fun move.
Um, no it's not because then we lose the knight.
All right, this is fine. Let's just develop. Yeah, developing is always a good thing.
He has to do this. Oh, he ends up not doing it.
Okay, so he moves his bishop out, which is interesting. This delivers check,
and then he has to take with his bishop. Let's trade material, always want to trade material
throughout material. His only legal move is this. That's his only legal move. Oh no, he has that too.
Wait, why would he not? Is this guy fucking stupid?
I'm so confused. Why would he not, why would he not just take back?
He wants to get his bishop on a rampage. I want to do this. Oh my god, this is a fork.
Oh no, it's not, we blunder our, ah, we'd be blundering.
Yeah, the night has no coverage.
I'm taking a little bit too much time here.
That's all he wins.
So much material I blunder.
But maybe we didn't blunder.
I don't think we should trade this because then we just lose our
fucking.
We should do this.
We should change the way we do it.
Our next move is going to be that.
If he takes.
Yep, that's all he wins so much material.
I blunder.
But maybe we didn't blunder.
I don't think we should trade this because then we just lose our
fucking.
We should check him
Bro, look at how naked his king is
We're gonna check him. What's his legal move?
This is legal
This is legal
We deliver a nice little no no, okay, I'm out of London my queen in a second year. I have a feeling
We offer a queen trade here, I guess.
I mean, is it bad to offer a queen trade?
Because then, if you take...
Oh, no, we lose our bishop. We've under our bishop. Wow.
This guy has me wrapped up like a gordita here. I can't move, chat. I can't move.
All right
Let's turn our head off
And do this that's such an important queen because if he takes we take
We need that cleaner
This delivers check oh, we can't take cuz then
All right. Well the thousand rating streak just ended we can't take because then this blunders the queen
This is a fun little check though, but then he just moves his bullshit back, he just keeps doing this bullshit.
Alright, let's castle longside. Alright, I just founded my queen, what am I?
Chat, it was only a matter of time, but you know what, this was still the best chat session of my life.
Chat, this was still the best chat session of my life, unbiasedly.
Three 1k readings in a row is actually incredible.
You know, chat, this guy can blunder too.
He's only got two fucking material.
Oh, this is such a fun play.
That delivers check and we create a little blockade with our bishop in the center here.
Check my favorite combination of pieces ever is a Bishop protected by a pawn because the Bishop protects the pot as well, because it's all diagonal.
It's my favorite thing ever.
Okay, he's in check. So, what are his legal moves?
That is legal.
That is a blunder. Yes, so just that or that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Rook into the empty file.
Yo, wait a minute.
He just bombarded his queen.
I'm not kidding.
If I do this, his queen has one legal move.
If I do this, his queen has one legal move, which is this.
And then I do this.
No, no, no, wait, then I do this.
Oh, this queen has that move.
I didn't see that one.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, chess is hard.
Okay, this delivers check.
What's the point?
Oh my God, we forked the rook.
That's pretty nasty, actually.
No, we don't because the fucking bishop has vision.
Oh my God.
Finally, our rooks are looking at each other though
on the bright side.
I'm telling you, even though I'm down material,
I like coming back.
I'm pretty good at coming back.
He does this, which means we do this.
We deliver a check that is protected
because our Rook sees our other Rook.
I see my first pre-move on accident.
That would be the first pre-move I do.
His legal moves are this.
My next move is that.
And then we create that for something.
I don't know what I'm doing.
He's, okay, he's in check.
So what are his legal moves?
This, that's his, wait, is that his only legal move?
Bro, no, he has that too.
He has two legal moves, this and this.
Oh, he has that little move as well.
Fuck, there's always something.
All right.
This is interesting.
We win a rook.
He takes back with the bishop.
And now we go from being down two material
to being down one material.
Wait, there's something here.
If I take, it's vision, I think though.
All right, first things first, I'm the realist
and then let's do this.
Let's do this to get this queen out of here.
His next move is 100% that.
I have this theory that we can get like a weird
Intermezzo check thing happening. I think but that pawn is such a fucking nuisance
He actually just found the most like gorgeously beautiful play I've ever seen in my life
It's actually not that beautiful so we can do that. Oh
It's beautiful. He's beautiful. He's the best player of all time
I'm going to stick to my plan.
If he takes this, I think we could push this pawn up or something and then get some weird
shit happening.
Nah, but the pawn's protected the bishop.
There's no play for me here.
I have to get the Rook here because then I can do this and like randomly win.
If I can get the Rook here, I win.
If I can get the Rook here, I win.
How do I get the Rook there?
There's no way.
Wait.
This, this, I'm going to win.
If I can get the Rook here, I win.
If I can get the, I repeat, if I can get the Rook here, I win.
Okay.
He decides to do this.
If I can get the rook here, I win.
Oh my god, please fuck off.
Fuck off, dude.
I just gotta get the rook right here and I win.
Let's check mate.
No!
Jenny's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
I need to get the rook right fucking there!
Please!
Oh my god, it's lining up.
It's a two move checkmate.
It's a two move checkmate. Here, then here.
Please God!
Blunder? Is it a blunder? It's not. He never blunders. He's too perfect.
Let's just do it.
Nah, but then we're checking it in one.
This guy's such a fucking pussy.
I hate this guy so much.
Alright, let's just check him.
Check
Maybe I can win. Maybe I can checkmate him. I need to checkmate him right now. I'm down
nine
It wasn't even checkmate to begin with
He goes. Okay, we go we go
Let's just push let's push the bishop come on. Yeah. Yeah, this is protected
Okay, he does that I don't I don't know what to do
Can we take? We fork the knight or something? No, we don't. The pawn is so god dear.
That's my pre-move. Okay, he does that, which delivers what? Delivers that. I'm in check,
I think. What's happening? This is some fun move, I think. We're gonna have to do only
pre-moves to the rest of the game like a car. Only pre-moves to the rest of the game, chat.
Oh, yep.
All right.
I got the perfect move for this.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I know you want to dance, I know you want to move, chat, it's okay.
At the end of the day chat, we're getting better at chess, okay guys?
At the end of the day, we're getting better at chess, guys.
At the end of the day, we're getting better at chess, guys.
Bro, I had three 1,000 rated games in a row.
I'm gonna send Levy a voice message.
I'm gonna send Levy a voice message.
Levy, Levy, Levy, Levy.
I had three 1000 ELO game review rated games in a row on Chess.com and then on the fourth
game I had exploded and I blundered everything but Levy I had three 1k rated games in a row
baby when you're home alone in the moon I know you want to dance I know you want to go
three 1000 rated games in a row chat three 1000 rated games in a row
When you're home alone in the world, I know you wanna dance, I know you wanna grow, alright.
Ladies and gentlemen, solo queue to champion PC edition.
We're currently platinum two, 1.8 KD, 1.9 Winderos.
I mean, I'm feeling like the fucking goat of PC.
I'd sort of like to fucking go to the PC.
Maybe just maybe today we can hit, we can hit Emerald.
High fives, can you add a delay?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, like ten seconds, high five.
Are we back?
Are we back?
Are we back?
Are we fucking back?
Ladies and gentlemen.
are we fucking back? Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to reach Platinum or no, we
are about to reach Emerald in Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6-7 all solo queue. All solo queue.
1.8 KD. 1.8 KD. Well, not all solo queue. I played four games with a stack for three
game three games of the stack so like 95% solo queue 1.8 KD 1.9 Wenderloss if we
hit champion on PC Siege this season solo queue I might pull my cock out
today the gold is simple win three or four games and reach Emerald the gold
it's fucking simple bro win three or four games and reach emmer and reach emmeral the gold is simple
deal deal me how me how
When you're home alone in the mall, I know you're watered at dance.
Are you playing League of Legends today?
Uh, yeah.
I'm gonna solo queue to Emerald right now on PC.
get my 2kd back if I drop an absolute nuke and then I'm gonna play league and fucking
grind and fucking grind bandler bandler bandler bandler bandler yo guys can we
bandler for chance please please please bandler guys please bandler we one more
vote I love you so much oh I'm sorry I'm a loser
Uh, does anybody have a mic by any chance?
Or no.
Uh, status, status gesture.
I'm not stupid.
I just don't want to attack there right now.
When you're home alone in the moon.
Are you stupid?
The furry discord sent somebody to get you today.
Blind shut up.
So the champion PC edition that this is like fucking day 10 at this point, bro, we're
locked though.
We're Plot.
We're Plot.
Where you say you grind league and then you're going to play two games.
No today.
I will actually grind league like I'm not going to get on late like I normally do today.
I'm going to actually grind league.
I'm going to try to hit Emerald and Siege.
I'm going to try to hit Emerald and Siege.
If we lose, I'll just get on League,
but I'm going to keep playing until I hit Emerald.
Unless we lose, but I'm not going to lose
because I'm just going to carry every game.
Today I'm actually going to grind League.
Like I'm actually going to play like three or four games today.
It's not cap, bro.
It's not fucking cap!
Chat, listen.
Today in League of Legends,
I got a BAN notification for how bad I am, like I got a warning of getting BAN for how
bad I am.
Like that's not a lot.
League is so ass no one cares, League is so ass no one cares, League is so ass no one
cares.
The same guy typed the same message to the chat.
Mods and chat.
There is a new rule in this chat where if you, I don't give a fuck what game we're on.
If you complain about the game, you're getting a one month ban, 30 day ban, but any time
somebody complains about the game, just ban them.
Brother, let me like change your narcissistic sociopathic mind-tank, okay?
The entire world does not revolve around you, just because you don't like a game doesn't
mean that everybody in the world shares the exact same opinion as you.
games are the same thing as like food or movies just because you don't like a
certain food doesn't mean that everybody doesn't like their food also bro I
don't care because I like me so I don't care like I don't give a fuck
so mom just start like much literally start cleansing the chat if somebody
complains about a game just ban them for a month it's it's so unbearable that
of noxious not everybody likes what you like bro you narcissistic pile of shits
whole team's dad I might be able to backstab
the
death of this
I can't even...
It's blow!
What's for the blast?
One friendly operator remaining.
One out, four remaining.
He's inside A, I think.
Yeah, he's in A.
I'm starting to love the ad about supersonic speed, update to the drones.
Ah, so fucking good. Let's go.
Oh my god, let's go! I played that so well there.
Stoppin' would be proud. Lord Stoppin' would be proud, chat.
Lord Stoppin would be proud
Chats four-piece chicken tendies with a side of fries first round of the fucking day
Like that's what I'm talking about
Lord Stoppin would be proud bro
I took the time to drone had time to drone made him move off the drone pre-aimed where I knew he was gonna peak
But yeah, like out of those four kills, the funny thing is three of those kills literally came from just holding an angle, holding an angle and aiming at head level.
Like the hardest thing about Siege is hearing and like adjusting to like the audio and stuff and the map knowledge.
But once you have a general understanding of map knowledge and audio and like where people are going to come from, if you just hold angles at head level like you'll just people will just walk right into your scope all the way up to champion.
guys 4k to start the day off like there's no better way to start the fucking
day off wait you're on PC without without your mouse and keyboard yeah I'm
trying to solo queue to champion on control I'm trying to solo queue to
champion on control solo queue to champion on controller on PC and we're
We're doing pretty fucking good.
We might get emerald today, boys!
Attack on Titan update, you've been slacking.
Bro, I'll give you all an update when I watch it again.
I'm just a slacking piece of shit.
Bro, what ended up happening was I would always watch Attack on Titan in the morning with my brother.
But then when I started playing League, we started playing League in the morning, so now I just don't watch AOT.
But I will, I'm gonna finish it.
I'm in the middle of season four.
Not in the middle, I'm like 35% down to season four.
The diffuser is no longer in your possession.
Drone's ready.
It's the drone phase, not the YAP phase.
watch on stream I think that's I don't even think that's the loud
Watch for the blast!
Incoming, sir, I know you're waiting.
I'm going to get the field for the account number.
I need a breach.
How do I not bridge the cap caps? I'm so confused.
How do I not bridge the cap caps?
that if he was it's secured
but if you have been secured
friendly last operator standing
I'm going to get the rest of the turrets
I'm going to get the turrets
I'm going to get the rest of the turrets
I have to think I'm cheating at this point 9 kills in 2 rounds oh my god 9 kills in 4
rounds holy shit I have to mute though like I can't like
I'm getting backseat at what I'm not even know, Shisa. Zero, think of it as five.
Bro, nine kills in two rounds, holy fucking shit. Holy shit. I think this is my best game of PC yet, I'm not even kidding.
I'm like pre-aiming everyone.
Dude, best game of PC yet. Wow. Nine kills in two rounds. That's actually disgusting.
And I got target banned.
Steven, think of it as your one. Yet again, though, bro, just pre-aiming head level off
of sound. That's simple. Now, Steven, think of it as your prime. The most important thing
in Siege history to do is literally just aim head level. Like, I can't even express how
important that is if you aim head level like you're like consistently aim head
level you're automatically like plat minimum you consistently aim head level
as long as you have like a hundred hours on the game for 50 hours on the game
nine kills in two rounds chat holy fucking carry it we need to locate a bomb
telling you bro I got better on PC I'm not even kidding is the frames makes it
So much better
When you're ready come and get it no no no no no no no
Is that a 1v5? No, that wasn't a 1v5. I got an opening pick
I'm gonna unmute them and turn the volume down
5 seconds to insertion.
You've located a bomb. Make your way to its location and defuse it.
What is the stream with Ron? The Minecraft marathon is May 16.
May 16.
It's hard for Minecraft. We keep playing until both of us survive and beat the final dragon.
If we die at any point in time, we reset.
If any of us die.
He saw me going spiral.
I swear to God I shot that guy in the head like four times.
What is his FOV?
He's playing PC on 60 FOV!
He's playing PC on 60FOP!
I swear I shot him in the head four times.
I swear I shot him in the head four times.
I didn't get a single hit, Red.
Plants down for my two so long. Let's go.
Yeah, like actually
Nice, bro, he has the plant on out from above. It's so smart
One up for me
Why the fuck we can drop all right did I just watch that?
2v1 scenario. You're an emerald on PC! 2v1 scenario, 10 seconds on the clock. The only
way you lose is by peeking and you don't even peek, you drop into a shotgun. What the fuck
was that? Or they're like, I would rather you, like, you should even be peeking. Just
wait for them to fuse and just one tap them. It's like so low risk. But peeking is like
Also bad, but it's fine. I mean peeking is terrible, but at least it's acceptable dropping into a shotgun. It's like
That is like, uh, uh, the worst
Like in chess like that would be like a triple red blunder
Maybe like throwing your queen into a pond. What the fuck was that?
That was so bad. Oh my god
First loss, I'll get on League or Emerald, whatever comes first.
I'm gonna get on League early today so I can actually grind.
One day that's bullshit. I need to fucking grind.
Big round to you guys. Ask to you guys.
I
Said a glove from UK appreciate you shit appreciate you baby
Shot my
Oh good, it's all good man.
When you're ready come and get it. Nah nah nah nah. Nah nah nah nah.
Yeah.
Keep an eye out for our fourth, I think that if you get off-
You know what's funny is if you didn't retake me, you would have killed me when I spawned
me too.
But because you retake me, you're not up as a cantilever.
A cantilever can divine gift you!
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
Check.
He's not going to turn his drone around, there's no fucking way.
There's no way he prepped a cam to not enter here.
No way, what?
So he prepped a cam to not drone it.
Or to not...
I stay in those track when you die.
I'm just going to stay in the bomb.
You know what to do.
I've been there.
So back to background, I'm just putting clips to the people and they're not dying.
All right!
Yep, the metal railing saves his life, but if that's me, I just instantly fucking die.
It's like the metal railing's not even there.
My team's got this bro nooks half health and we have a class
Oh my god bandit is in a round winning position bandit is in the best position ever
Bandit can win us this round dead ass
the
night
the
death
of
They got this they're gonna win this I'm not even kidding what a shot by class holy shit
One yellow two briefs one yellow two briefs one yellow two briefs
Nice that it at
Reach reach reach reach reach
Blessing beyond blessing be bon bon go ahead and it's thinking it's thinking it's thinking it's thinking it's thinking it's thinking it's thinking it's
Vamo Barbara radio nice win baby
Dude my Katie has to be one point out now yes
Yeah
That's what the fuck I'm talking about. That's what the fuck I'm talking about right over one off plat one which means we're two off emerald
One off plat one two off emerald
I mean it's dude one more good game like that and we got a fucking two Katie on PC voice Joe
They do the best up. Yeah, good. They can burn. Yeah, but they're one please bird. They're gonna print
I'm two wins off of emerald one win off plan. Holy shit. Oh nation it's a
Oh nation it's a
You sold 15. Yeah, I don't know. I mean I shot somebody in the head. Nothing happened and then the metal railing saved the other guys life
Everything to ball it up. It is what it is
If you can't win them all you can't win them all you can't kill them all
They have a diamond to um, I think this is the highest rank I've ran into solo queue
When I stacked we played champs every game, but this is the highest rank I've ran into solo queue. We should get
God low key ban sky
Lowkey gets skyscraper the fuck out of here. I'm not even kidding.
Dude, Lowkey gets sky the fuck out of here.
CLUB! Let's go!
Oh my god, club. Yes, yes, yes.
When are you gonna hit chatbot controller?
Jerry, I have to do it before the season comes. I'm going to keep playing every day until we do it.
Even if it's one or two games a day. I'm going to keep playing every day until we do it. We have to do this, bro. We have to do this.
I don't know why the fuck we would go CC first. Are we derraz?
Guys, we're going CC first, are we sure?
BK, they can bomb stuff, BK.
Protect the bomb.
Why is CC bad?
Because they can make Vert on the entire site.
Overall, I can play.
He sees that I'm mazzy and just walks his drone into me.
Alright.
CC's bad because the entire site you can make Vert out of
out of and Monty could just walk up garage and bend you over the table.
There's also like nine different ways to beat CC and if you're playing against
competent human beings, CC's like the third best site. It goes like downstairs.
5 seconds left.
We're enforcing rule!
Keep an eye out for op4 attempting to defuse your bombs.
Point, Yama.
We need to build it!
Alright!
We're team killing second game of the day, huh?
Awesome.
Yeah, you're fucking stupid, man.
You took the rotate on the wrong side.
No, they can fucking see you from outside.
Come on, it's located by off.
It's located by off.
Are we dead?
Are we dead ass?
We're team killed over rotation.
Are you guys like fucking infants?
There's not a single one.
probably dead ass, we team killed over a rotation.
Are you guys like fucking infants?
There's not a single fucking planet
where a rotation can be bad enough
to shoot somebody in the face on your team.
It's all the claimer at the last second.
Why the fuck are we teamkilling?
Oh my god.
One friendly operator remaining.
Mission failed.
I was trying to tell him not to put the reinforce on my rotate because it was like the correct
rotate and then he stopped reinforcing and then it like yeah
but like even if he's reinforcing the wrong shit like it's
nothing's as bad as a team kill we're just gonna automatically lose
yeah my bad what how is that possible
like i like even if like he's reinforcing the worst shit imaginable if you
team kill we automatically lose and then you also team kill an retaliation
I'm sorry, bro. That's my bad.
Also, I'm a big fan. I have your charm by the left.
Yo, oh my god.
I just want to let you know I love men.
Okay, all right.
This is going to be an interesting one.
This is going to be an interesting...
But yeah, I'll take full responsibility. That's my fault.
It's going to be an interesting game. That's all I can say.
Like, why are we team killing, bro? I just... I don't understand.
There's not like even if somebody reinforces the worst possible thing like teamkilling them is like just the worst thing you can do
It's nothing close. I'd rather have a dog shit site set up in a 5v5 than a great site set up in a 4v5
Everyday of the fucking week
It's not soy boy whatever the fuck that means I'm trying to get emerald dude and I have
people teaming up.
It's not soy boy I'm trying to get emerald bro.
I'm more found a bomb, you must defend it
Looks like nobody's sapping up today
I'm actually setting up everything I should have been a bar
Let's see this shot
Yeah, yeah, I just want to on the hatch on hatch and bar the two in the bar one one
I'm in sight.
One in blue, one in sight.
I'm still on the hatch.
Oh, good try.
I don't know why I swung.
He did just hear me, so I think I well played by him.
Alright, well, if we're not going to set up sight at all, we should probably just go
to gym.
Not going to lie.
literally no one's gonna reinforce anything in Cades ban. Let's just go Jim, I think.
How's this Emerald? You know what, bro? I have no fucking idea, to be honest with you.
I thought I had like some expectations of PC Emerald players being like remotely competent,
but my God was I mistaken. This is a fucking nightmare.
Wait, low key, go Jim. The only reason I'd have lost that was because we've double team
killed. Let's just go Jim.
Yeah, you're right. I'll run a zombie for you. I'll go garage with a zombie.
Yeah, that's fine.
Um, yeah.
Because if we go CC, we're just gonna get worked by like Monty.
But yeah, how the fuck is this emerald? I actually don't know.
I just did three rotations and five reinforcements as Mozzie, and foodles, and heddles.
I had to re-info- I made three rotates of two sets of footholds, three rotates, head holes,
and I'm still reinforcing.
Did you say we didn't go gym?
This IS gym!
Re-enforcing walls!
I'm going to stop and play May 9th, what time do we know the time, what time to stop
Why are you rude? I'm not being rude. I'm being like very reasonable in game chat.
All I said was I don't know why we team guild also left our champs. We only lost champs
I'm not being rude at all
We got lucky hatchery
of
the
I think that's just gonna do main wall
I was not me on the kill cam what the fuck Jinxie
I think you don't get kill cam if somebody's knocked when you get the last kill I think
I knocked them I knocked them
good stuff man yeah but if somebody's not gonna you don't get it it's just a glitch
all right we're back in the game i mean it should be two to one if we didn't just like
blow our teammates heads off but that's neither here nor there
I'm like, I could be way more of a dick in game chat right now.
Bro, I have an emerald teammate who thought Jim was CC.
Like that's insane.
But we're looking good, bro, I think we can win.
I think we could win. I think we could win.
Da-da-das, da-da-das, da-da-das.
I think we could win. I think we could win.
I don't like bad mood, Jinxie. Bro, I'm not in a bad mood.
It's just every time I solo queue, like, I just literally want to bash my head into a wall.
I'm trying my hardest to win and my team's not.
But nah, I'm not in a bad mood, it's just like, I just wanna win.
If we win, I'll be in a fucking great mood.
I'd be in a great mood if we win.
We lose.
Especially after a team kill, we just handed them around.
10 seconds to insertion.
Five seconds before insertion.
Your mission is to look for...
Nah, I'm not a bad little... I'm gonna get there.
He cleared the blast!
Watch for the blast!
Reaching charge deployed. You have dropped the diffuser.
I don't know how I'm alive. I was trying to do the like...
The diffuser is in the gears. Broken spot. You must recover the diffuser.
I don't know how I'm not dead, I don't know how I'm not dead.
Well I gotta do the click spot.
The zombies in the house kill me that
no yeah it's not a glitch it's uh it's
just a good time for the life it's not
a glitch you just have to like fly to get there
you could win this he could actually win this I'm not even kidding you can win
this you can win this you can win this when something good about gifted
he could win this you can win this all friendlies have been eliminated
Where's something for the five years to the baby we got this girl easy come back
Yeah, you know sometimes chat here's what you got a I say we're band-banding in get wall
They have a cave
Okay
Um, what was I gonna say? Oh, yeah. Um, I forgot what I was gonna say. Oh, yeah. Sometimes in Siege, bro.
When you solo queue a game, I think you're just destined by God to lose sometimes.
Like, yeah, I guess those are worlds where I could be like 11 and one right now or something,
if my aim was just God to hear this game. Like, maybe. But I think like I'm playing ridiculously
well and I'm just like losing with flying colors like I'm losing so bad it's not even close
because you know what it is chat here's the thing about siege this only applies if you're a solo
q siege player but it's this beautiful thing called the 20% rule where you are 20% of your rank
the other 80% of your rank is your four random teams who locate a bomb whether they're team
killing or going triple negative or in this case doing both. Team killing and
going quadruple negative. It doesn't matter because sometimes bro you're just
destined by God himself to lose this game of siege. They went down. I'm sure
everybody in this chat can tell a tale of a time where they've win. You know they
I had 15 kills solo queuing and lost.
I have 1700 points.
I have the most points in the lobby.
I have the most points in the lobby by 355,
and I'm losing, and it's not even close.
You must locate and defuse a bomb.
If I were to leave this game right here right now,
We would literally self ignite so hard it would just be like an instantaneous loss.
Then, then Cade, or no.
I don't see, I don't see a Cade, no.
that
all one-star
I'm on it. Is there a way you can break the hatches, like all of them? Yeah, I can try.
of
the
I think the last one close to MOTO main stairs nice
We're eliminated. Friendly missions accepted.
If I lose this game...
We got this.
I say we can look, he'd make this come down.
Did Bro just say we?
Did Bro just say we?
Did Bro just say we?
Am I hearing shit?
Did he say we? We? I just showed four fucking people!
Yeah, uh, we... us, as in, we, me and you.
We...
FUCK NO!
My bad, Jinxie, I'm just trying my best.
Nope.
Yeah, I'm trying my best too.
I'm sorry.
If you team killed, you're not trying your best, bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm not accepting that.
If you team killed, you're not trying your best.
I don't care if you're O and T.
Well, my T.K.
was on accident.
No.
Nope, that's Kat, that's Kat!
You admitted to team killing!
Wee!
How dare you!
How dare you save Wee!
How fucking dare you!
You team killed!
We need to locate a bomb.
Just a second, fine.
the
you by drone located bomb
we need to blow up the wall we need to blow up the wall we need to get a
month to walk up garage
we get like a thermite and
and i'm not a member of maverick or some maverick matter maverick and keep it
to the bottom. Perfect setup. Perfect fucking setup.
and defuse it.
Alright, one of them is on that broken garage pixel on the Islamic area.
There's one on pink too.
that breath there's
I believe thorns bottom garage
There's one in garage, cap can, rooming, he's going top, top red now.
got a zami on rafters
still there
pinged here
he's moving out, going stock
good shit
Monty's weirding me out. He's speaking into me. All right. I think all we got to do is have
Monty's turtle plant on B bomb and you guys got to hold him.
Want to be honest, you like lay down and hold an angle. Yeah, yeah. Monty plant plant plant.
Yes, Hobana, I love you. Good shit. Thank you, Hobana.
incredible name incredible fucking name incredible name
incredible name when is the fall guy's stream coming when hell freezes over
all right let's go beautiful beautiful beautiful
Um, okay, they're gonna go gym, I think, because that's the only site they, like, destroyed us on.
I might actually drop 20 this game if it goes round nine. I might be getting... I would drop 20 in, like, a minute.
When it's the 4 Honor stream, I was actually playing 4 Honor with my cousin last night
and I was grinding.
I might stream again soon.
I was learning parrying and checking shit.
I might play again soon.
I like 4 Honor.
4 Honor is the only fighting game I actually enjoy.
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
All these waters were empty chat.
Maybe we can get water.
Cryptic Fury with the 10 gifted.
Cryptic Fury put the Yaggle Black Ice in my ass.
Cryptic, they can do 10 gifted, baby.
Appreciate you, my dude.
It'll be soft, Andy, real.
real real real all right bro we're back at the game
they have a vigil in CC
yes
yo i'm not even kidding somebody ran into
strip you should cut this guy off he's in strip someone hold my pool devil
cam and let me know if he leaves just hold my pool devil cam
we're running on five things
of
death
of
death
of
Main stairs, yield 25 HP
Spring 2, rune
Planting
Shit
Fucking go guys
Shit
Yo, uh, thank you to DokaV here, whoever got on my camera, shit it.
Okay, I'm actually dropping nukes today, I think I'm gonna have a 2KD after this, I'm
not even kidding.
Game 1 was 9 and 2, game 2 is 13 and 4, I think I'm gonna get a 2KD back after this
game, badass, I'm not even trolling.
Alright, I'm gonna have so much motion with Mildsea this round chat, I'm gonna get all
their drones, reinforce all the hatches.
Yo, can somebody run a shotgun and make rotations inside because last round I had to do it and when we went down here
I just want to get all the drones upstairs and just be annoying somebody just bring a shotty and make all the rotates and
Then also can somebody reinforce the hatches like lesion probably everybody else set up. Yeah. Yeah
When is league
Either on one of two things my first loss or when I hit Emerald
Which ever comes first for better or worse? I'm married to the game like a fuck
I think I'm two wins off Emerald. If I win this game, I think I'm one off Emerald.
There it is. There it is, there it is.
Where I have literally seven bottles of empty water here, I need to get the new one.
Secure the bomb.
I'm just gonna be the absolute motion and the Maltese.
I'm just gonna be a fucking nuisance to the LF.
No, no drones allowed beyond this point today. No plate no drones allowed beyond this point today
During the fall I think we shouldn't get the hatch but it's all good 10 seconds 23
You got the rule.
Five seconds.
Okay, and now this is just going to be like a complete no stressor.
And now because we got all their drones, we can spawn peak.
I mean, I could still die, but you know what I mean.
This guy's IN stock on a drone, but I didn't like it.
Watch their bug in my face.
that's the fuselage
there's someone behind the bar
I'm on 5 bing, nice
let's go let's go let's go
okay, surely that's a 2 katie now
that has to be a 2 katie
Dedicated to my friend Felix Gusslein
It's a Jinxie
5600 score
Holy fuck
Holy fuck
That has to be a 2KD
That has to
It has to
It has to
It has to
It has to be a 2KD
I just win 11 kills positive
9
Alright it's all good
We are one win off Emerald Boys
One fucking win
Come on
I'm going to go P. Jack, what a solo Q session.
9 and 2 and then 15 and 4.
Holy fuck.
You
What?
To secure the area, keep the bombs protected.
Hi, chat!
Hi, vibes?
Nope.
Hi, vibes?
Nope.
Hi, vibes.
No.
No.
No.
Bad.
Bad, hi, vibes.
Bad, hi, vibes!
Bad, hi, vibes!
Chatting back now.
I'm on chat.
Same thing, same thing.
W. Mawzi?
Uh, best stop in the game?
Best stop in the game for a solo Q defender and I'll stand on that bitch
Jack
Where's the
Where the fuck oh
Haha, oh my god. I didn't see it. She's shy. So I didn't see it channel my god. I'm such a naughty girl
the
making a little too much noise out there baby boy
seaborn for the walk-in
solid take site
off force diffusing the phone, we need to disable their diffuser
I don't even know
he's called out with Adam even now
I'm reloading
Ah for last upstanding
All right, we got lobotomy team number two. I have a champ on my team. Holy fuck, I have
I'm a champ on my team. Okay. Here we go.
Yeah. Um, I could have played a little bit faster at the end there.
I guess. Yeah. I mean,
I'm saving Katie when there's five seconds left. Um,
wrote, I got two opening kills.
There's another guy lurking on me. So I killed you.
There's a guy lurking on me, and they still take side and plan.
And then somebody's call out was, I don't even know.
That was somebody's call out.
I didn't even just get two kills. Like I got two opening kills.
We have a champ though, so I actually have high hopes for this guy.
This guy's a PC champion.
I can't wait to watch something from this major chat.
Hi guys, can you check me what time stop it plays may night?
Or do we not even know?
I'm going to do the broken spawn peak.
About this time, you can't on me.
Five seconds left.
Locations are secure
Here we go check here we fucking go
Your location
How do you make no noise?
That gun was kicking.
Is my team 0 and 10 right now?
Is this actually happening?
Alright, cool.
He advised.
Oh, it's located above.
Uh, close.
Walked in, walked in.
Nice, nice.
I think like Tom Clancy himself is like stopping me from ranking up to the I said we get Walden
I don't go up the second floor like I I don't even
Sounds good sounds good. I don't even like no, um, I
Don't know what's happening
I'll run better run better. I
Think Tom Clancy himself has like struck me down, but we're actually somehow by the grace of God do it now I
Think I have
Two aces in three 4k's in three games. I think this is the best siege I've ever played in my life
Like I don't think I've ever played better than this
And I'm like coming I'm like fighting from behind every match
What is your peak rank champion?
He ran past the mazzi then ran back into it
VAS!
Yeah, he ran past the mazzi they ran back into it. What the fuck?
Not their drone! Not their drone!
Oh on PC my Pete Frank is right now. This is my Pete Frank on PC
This is the first season of actually playing PC though.
You're under me, okay?
Legion, Legion, let's double flank these guys.
all you lesion that's a plan for it look they're in sight
one friendly remaining yeah I think I'm gonna I mean we have three people inside of
around how are they walking inside there's two of them not inside so how are
they walking inside
so how does she know I'm cranking
like how the fuck this is how does she fucking know
all right
guys what the fuck is inside there's like two people working are they just
I wrote my fucking camera. Fucking fucking ass.
How are they just walking in sight? Like they're just letting, they're just dragging their nuts on our fucking face.
I think we're going to win all three of our Jax and then when we get back on defense, we need to bring like traps, because they're just walking in.
in like malusi lesion and barbed wire and stuff bro let's just not jinxing no way this is jinxing
uh yeah it is yep bro bro let's win this game we need to win every attack okay every single attack
yeah don't tell me you can't make any mistakes no way don't wait
Let me lock in dog. Let me lock in. No, we're good. Let me lock in. They're not even attacking properly. They're just walking inside and it's like working. We just need traps.
We can't move on that now. We're on offense now. I want this spot. I don't know how they're just hitting site because there's like two of them lurking. Like Torch is just holding the flank. They're not even like flooding site. There's just one guy.
So why is the other guy trying to suspect me?
I'm not gonna let that slide
Me ho just
We see the scrounge together some kills here and we got it
Me ho me ho
You know what I'm thinking about PCC. I haven't really
Well, they got PCC that I actually like everyone's in game chat. I actually got that most of them are well
No.
Insertion in 5 seconds.
Oh, we're going to bring a hard breach in?
Okay.
So, I'm getting like, into it?
Your mission is to locate and defuse a bomb.
Um, do we have EMPs per chance, Dougabee, or no?
Dougabee, do you have EMPs, Dougabee?
Dougabee, do you have EMPs?
What?
Do you have EMPs, Dougabee?
Uh, no.
Oh.
Oh, sorry, that was a misclick. I didn't mean to do that. That was a misclick.
Alright, bro.
I don't know if that was a misclick.
Hey, dude, don't let you know. I'm not a fanboy, bro. I've had this info like nine years.
Yo, let's lock in, bro.
Um, so, I don't even know how we can get the wall. Can Jotya go below, maybe?
Are they ex-y? What side are they at?
On the side!
We're on another side.
Yeah, I believe this is the lead term for inting, I think.
My timing is so despicable. Oh my god, you lucky fuck.
Well played!
We lost.
3 and 14.
We have been over 15.
No man, no man!
Jason give me the second chance. I'm sorry it wasn't supposed to be like this Jixi man
So the terrible game I wasn't locked in bro my girlfriend called me bro. How you 3k champ bro be serious
Bro, bro rule one of seeds dude your girlfriend has to wait till after the game bro. I'm commanding. I know I know I'm still in you
This is insane
3 and 15. Oh my god. I thought last game was an int. That was an int.
Alright chat, should we do one more? I'm one off Emerald, bro. I'm one off Emerald.
I'm one off Emerald, bro. Jesus Christ! 3 and 15.
And then nobody went to Harbreach, so I went to Harbreach. And then don't be, doesn't that be a piece?
I wasn't trying to clash with them actually, I was trying to punch my camera and then I accidentally hit my fucking keyboard and hit my flash button.
And one off, like I have to play one more.
Yeah, the thing is about Skyscraper and this is why I should have just banned it.
Skyscraper, you have to be coordinated to play that map, like it's too big of a map, you have to be on the same page and solo queue, it's not that at all.
So Skye's just an auto-man. Honestly, it's probably better to just play Emeralds at that point if I'm sold out.
Like on Skye's River, you have to be 5 stacking. If you're not 5 stacking, it's just... it's raps, bro.
You have to do like full-on attacks and drones and flank watching and then on defense you have to actually set up the site properly and hold things because the map is so fucking big.
It's fine. If we win this game, we're Emerald. And if we get a good KD, we should have a 2.
If we like go off this game like we did the first two games
Drive like 12 kills something we'll have a 2kd and will be emerald
Labs I'll take labs. I don't mind labs labs is never a bad shout
What I meant to make was banned for voice chat, so we're already off to a roaring start
Probably just saying slurs or something. All right, um
Let's span. Okay
Mira's such a great man
Yo, do you guys have mics?
I-I-I-I-I'm not...
I just want to get emerald bro like-
FUUUUUUUUUCK!
FUUUUUUUCK!
I just wanna get emerald. That's it.
Where did my-
Oh my God, somebody talk please!
Is there anybody out there?
Camera, please work, camera, please work, camera, please work, camera, please work.
Do a dick cam.
Bro, you're too bad for Emerald?
Yeah, I know.
ever hang with emerald's brother i think my kd today is like a 4.3 and everyone
lovies or like a 3.3 drone has located a bomb do a tongue cam all right tell
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Uh, yo, um, does anybody have a mic?
10 seconds to insertion.
Insertion in five seconds.
Great!
Fucking great.
You found a bomb.
Make your way to the place where you're going.
Not one microphone.
Yeah, I got one.
I love you, bro.
Let's win this.
Let's win this.
What about us? What about love?
This is our cults. This is our team.
We believe in you.
This is our cults.
We're the winner loose. We love them.
I mean, I'm inside here every day of the week.
Every day of the week I'm inside here.
Yo, Ash, can you ask the lords?
Where's the psychotic flank?
I decided once the round fuck
My timing so bad
Clean work
He peaks like I've died to timing twice now back to back rounds
The last round of the last game
I
Don't say to Camel me
You're getting sniped now I have a long enough delay to where you couldn't
So, let me get this straight five second left.
Where you been eliminated?
Let me get this straight.
Yo Ash.
Yo Ash.
You're a entry fragger, Ash.
Uh, I don't think the game chat works.
Okay, well he spent two minutes and 52 seconds outside and then asked him to put him around.
Yo, Jinxie, did you un-knew me?
Yo, what's up? Uh, I don't know your name, but what's up?
Benjamin Sheshko!
Why'd you say your full name, bro?
You don't know who Benjamin Sheshko is? On Manchester United? I thought you...
Oh wait, you're a Liverpool fan.
Wait, you're Benjamin Sheshko? Who the fuck are you?
Bro, I'm the Benjamin Sheshko. Look him up, I just scored the other day against Liverpool
because you guys fucking suck
Okay, well all we got to do is yo Elegant Eagle or a Thatcher Thatcher
Was up
All right, twin. I'm gonna need you in if you're gonna play Ashley need you in in sight next time now. I need you in the
I'm lagging I can't move
You lagged for three minutes and then yes
You lagged for three minutes outside
Yes
Listen, his Wi-Fi, no no no, no good right now.
Did you just call me Nicky?
I need to locate a bomb.
You called me Jinky?
Oh, Nicholas.
Yes.
Yo, guys, let's lock in, y'all, please.
Listen, you're not gonna lose, right?
Yo, Nicholas, I'm 12 cases down of my Bush Apple.
I'm fucking twisted right now.
But we're gonna win this game.
You're 12 cases of what, down?
Bapple bush apple or not 12 cases one one case for 12 beers 12 bapples deep fucking great, so
your
Hammered basically. Oh, I'm fucking plastered
Insertion in 10 seconds. Yeah, this is my last one for the day
I'm not getting emerald y'all. I'm not getting emerald
I'm not getting everyone well at least you're having a good time, bro
I can't believe I'm in a game with
Yo shout out a gloss auto if y'all ever need a detail just let me know right we are mobile I can't
You guys got this
I'm gonna spectate my teammate that said he's 12 baffles Steve as in Bush
This guy said he's 12 bush apples deep right now I
Guess vosi support me all right
by best of stepping into a lobby
he's right in that room gridlock
you know gridlock needs help he's in this in a storage in storage
yeah yeah yeah he's in here
did you make it up?
GOT HIM!!!!
alright i have to mute that
i hear monday's headhomes
What do I do here, Coach?
You see, game chat is dead at that start.
Dead.
All right, now y'all should try.
Oh, it's back.
Under the hatch.
Yep, under the hatch.
You know, right there, right there.
Yep, behind the thing, behind the thing, behind the thing.
Behind the thing.
I'm going to get default here.
Good luck, behind it, behind it.
Oh, sorry.
Try to hold.
I think he's dead.
That's not easy to see.
It's not easy.
Good try, guys.
I just died to like literally Steph Curry I mean wow it got caught on the
And
if user has been destroyed, if she failed.
Yep, Nicholas Stewart, that rounds on me.
That rounds on me, but I won't let you down this one.
Yeah, just jigs he is fine, bro.
Or Nick?
Come on, dude.
Oh, my fault.
Nicky.
Nick?
This guy
Chat like this happens a lot in game chat. I don't know what this is. It's like some government name thing
All right, this site's easy to attack we just need some type of vert and I'll go bravo and hack all the shit
Yo, um I
I kind of I kind of have an issue with you though. Nicholas stealers through it
Okay, what is your issue sir? I was I really thought you were a thug from tarpon Springs
But I tuned into your newest video and you from the birds. Yeah
But it shit was always sweet in tarpon springs. I got I said it's sweeter than a pop tart cuz yeah, I know
Bro, but guys, is there a chance we could get a buck to just buck above still absolutely
I
What am I supposed to do as Buck though?
Fuck your drone buck storage and just oh no wait wait kitchen. I'm gonna get you. Okay, even better
Buck word about kitchen
So I I do I still stay buck?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just make bird above kitchen like just above the site
I bet guys try to get a couple people up there
So y'all don't get like flak because they do have a vision back in search of luck above site, so I go okay
I am back
Yeah, what about if I go around?
That's fans man
You found a bomb make your way to its location to diffuse it
Which one is Bob that is a gold five player
they're holding above they're holding above
pick
chose
I'm just pulling.
Is that where the door was?
Alright, they're just upstairs.
Smoke's bottom watered.
That's actually a great call-out.
I don't know if you can see me or not.
I don't know if you can see me or not.
uh one's in storage one's in storage just walked in reloading
they're just going first floor now flush them out the top
one's in storage i'm gonna trust that call out went down to make warehouse side i'm gonna make holes
above. Legion up here too, dude. Smoke about to be holding a case in lobby. He was like
You're the front door, last one.
One from the operating room.
Christ!
I can't do anything in this lobby.
How do you shit on me?
All right!
I should have quick peaked the fuck am I doing?
Should always be quick peaking there.
15, 15 left.
Absolutely shits on me, like, wrong.
We have been eliminated.
That's an- I'm turning on my zen.
What?
No, triple. Where did triple go?
What did he just say?
That's it. I'm turning on my junko. I had a couple of questions to ask you but now that you're here
I don't ask any I don't know any question. Well, like we have to win this
Yeah, we'll win this game for sure. Yo, elegant. Did you just turn on something?
Yeah
You joined back fast
I see a quick peek.
I don't know why I split.
I didn't think he was gonna be there.
Yeah, I had to crack open another baffle for the occasion.
So do whatever.
This game was over before it started.
This guy's 12 fucking baffles deep right now.
Guys, we have to lock in. Come on.
I mean, I'm 2-3, so this shit's nuts.
I'm fucking 2-3. This one's on me. This one's on me. I'm playing like Dodger this day.
I got on the drone too close to the window, the other round, I got C4'd, and then that round I was...
I sprinted into a mosaic, but it's all on me.
Ooh, I actually ran all the shots, I mean.
Swim in, Max!
That's why I'm gonna do an Alexander you can see annoying like close
We got this guy. We need to win this game to get emerald bro. Come on bitch
3-0 come back, baby. What is chess coming back? I was on chest 3, baby
The
warehouse
of
you got the fusion of the peak
of
the
I thought he had a vault but he crashed to it.
Return.
Mission failed.
Thought he had a vault but he crashed to it.
Alright, yeah, tell Dantez I'm READY!
GD's, I played great, we got Elo, whatever. I mean, you can't win them all.
Played great, Katie went up, got Elo. It is what it is. Played four games.
Tell Don Tess I'm fucking ready! Let's go, bitch!
All right.
I can see him dying. I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to be the reason why
every time I walk out the door, I see him die a little more inside. I don't want to hurt him anymore.
Oh, oh, oh.
Mi-ho, mi-ho, mi-ho.
Don't kiss him!
Yo.
Yo, Don't kiss, yeah, I got on early today.
Yup, because you're ready to grind, right?
Yes, I'm ready to actually grind.
Wait, we have to talk though.
Okay, I'm listening, I'm listening.
Don't kiss, one moment.
Let me screen share.
Let me know what you can see on my screen.
We have to fucking talk.
Okay.
All right. Yeah, I can see you right now. Okay. Yep. What do you see just the home screen? I see I see a client opening. Okay.
All right, so not this I like so this morning I'm playing league with my cousin or sorry
playing with my brother he's silver playing against eight silvers with oh and nine had
500 damage in a 29 or 30 minute game. And I got a warning for intentionally losing the
match when I was trying my absolute hardest. Should I just hang at the fuck up, bro?
So let me ask you a question, Jinxie. When Luke Skywalker got knocked down by Obi-Wan Kenobi,
Should he have just hung it the fuck up?
No.
When Indiana Jones was not able to retrieve the casket in time and it released a demon
into the world, should he have just hung it up?
No.
No sir.
When James Bond did not instantly kill the enemies and then he watched his loved ones
thigh in front of him should he have hung at the fuck up no sensei and when
jinxie streamed for one year with one viewer the only person in his chat
being nightbot should he have hung it the fuck up no fuck no so why the fuck are you
even asking me you're a hundred percent right bro I'm a piece of fucking shit
coach of a piece of shit leave it asking coach I'm a piece of bullshit
jing see jing see jing see the thing about it is I cannot be the one to get
you through this I cannot there's only one person I think that could talk to
you in a way that could actually make you listen and you want to know who that
is who it's yourself now listen to this song okay is it in discord yep I never
took education seriously I had a 2.6 GPA okay I didn't take any honors AP class
is nothing maybe I took honors English maybe I mean fucking remember the
The guidance counselor said I'd be a failure.
The teacher said I'd be a failure.
One of my teachers, my business teacher said,
when are you gonna start taking life seriously?
You have a dream, you have to protect that dream
every single day when you wake up, bro.
You throw it off.
Five!
Years ago, five!
And this is an idea.
And this is an idea!
All of my dreams.
I'm gonna promise myself, you're in a half a voice.
I'm not gonna let myself slip down this path.
You break a promise that you made to yourself.
You're now alive.
It's about what you do in the dark room when it's you and your thoughts.
And you gotta control your destiny.
Oh
You won't do anything to me!
You won't do anything to me!
I'll get you in this life!
You won't do anything to me!
I'm so sorry!
It's all about going all night, bro!
It's about what you do after!
You won't do anything to me!
Anything!
So I needed that, bro.
I'm going to be honest.
Wow, I fucking needed that.
2023, Junko, how to listen to my fucking own fucking South
buddy.
But sometimes Jain see the only person
that can really sit there and get through to us
is ourself, bro.
And it's just that you got to be willing to listen sometimes.
You're 100% right, bro.
So it says, when I woke up today and I played league
and I basically had a steaming pile of shit laid
into my stomach by a vaulting bear who was just
Warding every bush and then jumping out and I was trying to loot his jungles and you clear all the jungle camps and then I
Was oh and two he killed me twice and he said holy gapped
I wanted to quit. I wanted to throw in the towel
I wanted to fuck a throw in the towel, but ever since joining this motherfucking call, bro
I'm being reminded why I started playing this fucking game to begin with and that was to progress to the highest possible
level I can reach
So, Jinxie, I didn't actually want to show you this video until later on, but there's
actually a video that I could show you right now that I would watch at the start of every
season for the last four years.
And this video, Jinxie, if you allow yourself to see yourself as the character in the video,
it will bring you to a level emotionally where giving up will never even be an option again.
So I need to know, are you ready to watch this video?
Yes, coach.
One hundred percent.
I'm ready.
All right.
Is it in discord?
All right.
I'm linking it right now, Jamesy.
And as this video plays, I want you to understand that this is your story.
Sinomet.
There's something about this boy.
Is that me, doctors? That's me.
Keep watching. Just trust me.
There's so many. Do they all have the scheme of plans?
No, that's you asking about.
Has anyone been doing well?
I want to be the first one to see them all.
I don't want friends to change.
You can't stop the change.
You're more than you can stop the signs for something.
Are you still good?
What does it work to tell you?
I hope so.
Yes.
I guess.
Then we'll get you out of here.
I wasn't strong enough to save anyone.
I will come back and free.
I promise.
I wasn't strong enough.
But I promise.
I won't fail again.
Look at me.
I was the only one trying to get you out of here.
Yes, most of them.
That's me at you right now.
He is the Church of God.
He will bring about us.
Dream.
Council of Rent and the Commission to train you.
You will be a Jedi.
I promise.
Skywalker, a powerful Jedi.
You are, yet unpredictable and dangerous.
You can make it.
He's amazing.
You should have seen him in person.
He was my master.
He came into the greatest warrior the Jedi had in the universe.
He was powerful. Rarely lost a battle.
But what a surprise it was how kind he was.
But not a bad number.
I hear deeply about his friends.
And look out for them until the end.
You are strong and wise.
And I am very proud of you.
I have trained you since you were a small boy, and you have become a far greater Jedi than I could have hoped to be.
I'm sorry, Master, but I'm not coming back.
She made the decision, Anakin.
Well, what choice did we give her?
The moment there were any suspicions about her loyalty, the council turned their back on her.
You are no precious Jedi order.
Lie to me. How many other lies have I been told by the council?
I don't trust you. I don't trust you.
Ever since I've known you, searching for a life greater than that of an ordinary jail-hider.
A life of...
Of conscience.
I know it's been troubling you.
It was only a dream.
I won't let this one become real.
Listen to me.
Don't continue.
You're poor, but the dread I come soar.
You're not our powerful.
Well, I should be.
Only through me can you achieve a power greater than any Jedi.
Someday I will be.
I will be the most powerful Jedi ever.
Stay with me, Mom.
I won't even let me stop people from dying.
It's not the Jedi way.
You must live.
I NEED HIM!
That was a trick, you dumbass.
I said this is a path that you would go down if you gave up.
Now keep watching.
A powerful Sith, you will become.
Henceforth, you shall be known as...
Darth Vader.
The Jedi turned against me.
Force you to turn against me.
Come together.
You'll be my hero.
Liar!
You don't know against me!
You are the chosen one!
I know!
They got you.
Then you hit me.
Yes, Mister.
Where is Ben?
Is she safe?
Is she alright?
It seems in your hand, uh...
You killed her.
I tried looking for her.
She didn't lie.
I felt it.
The boy in the tree, can't be accused.
There is great disturbance in the force.
That could mean you, James.
I have got it.
It's the Elemure enemy.
You could be the disturbance.
I've been expecting you.
I know of it.
So, you have accepted the truth?
I've accepted the truth that you will once and it's got to bother my father.
That name no longer has any meaning for me.
It is the name of your true self you voted for, Dobby.
I know there is good in you. The Emperor hasn't driven it from your foot.
Seat your feet, Father. You can't do this. I feel the comfort within the go of your hate.
It is too late for me, son.
And my father was true again.
Now, yes, Skywalker.
You will die.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Now, go.
Leave me.
No.
You're coming with me.
I'll not leave you here, but to save you.
You are ready?
You're all right.
You're all right, my friend.
Can you exist?
You're all right.
Master, do you believe you are the chosen one?
How can I know?
I can tell you when I believe.
I believe you will bring balance to the force.
that you will face your demons and save the universe.
Remember your dream, Anakin.
Trust your instincts.
You will find another way.
Now, Gen C, are you ready to listen?
That was beautiful, bro, that was fucking beautiful, man.
Do you want to know why I showed you that video?
Why?
Because a lot of people misunderstand what the dark side and the light side are.
They are no different.
The thing is that the dark side and the light side are both parts of your brain.
The dark side is the fear, it's the worry, it's the anxiety.
It's the part of you that tells you that you have to just give up.
And the light side is the part of you that hopes, that prays for better and that knows
that you have what it takes.
It is determination and it is your resolve.
So what it is, it's not about light versus dark, it's about you versus yourself, Jinxi.
versus you and that is the only battle that any of us will ever really fight
that really has any meaning so when you sit there and you think about giving up
then just know that that is not the part of you that you want to feed it is the
part of you that you want to destroy
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
I mean, wow. Bro, wow.
Somebody said iron, by the way.
So, Jinxie, there's only one, there's only, no, listen, there's only one type of chatter that I want you to prove wrong today.
day, okay? Because there are a lot of chatters right now typing all this just for him to
play one game. So I need you to sit here and I need you to know that right now it is about
determination and resolve. Like you have to sit here and you have to show everyone that
you mean what you say when you say that you are going to take the fuck over and that it's
It's not just gonna be any more of this dilly-dallying.
Do you understand?
Yes, coach.
I just have to play one more thing.
Alright, what are you gonna play?
This was me yesterday, when I went 0-9.
I wasn't strong enough to save you, mom.
But I promise, I won't fail again.
That's when you're nothing when you make money.
No!
You have done that yourself.
King Seawood's not my brother!
Your anger and your lust for power have already done that.
I don't wanna hear any more about your war.
You have about this dark road that is your mind.
So now...
The Jedi turn against me.
Don't you turn against me.
I see through the lies of the Jedi.
You are going to the path I can't follow.
I have brought peace.
You are making my heart.
freedom.
Justice.
I have found a path I can follow.
And security to my new empire.
So we have to wait and do as done.
What you think?
Do.
You think you can do it?
No.
No.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
Stop! Stop now! Come back! I love you!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
let's fucking do this shit now Jinxie I want you to have only one goal in mind
enter practice still first though because we have some things to train do
you want to know what goal I want you to have what is your goal coach sensei
master so just like Anakin would say that he wants to be strong enough to
save his mother you should be strong enough to not into your brother your
Your goal should be that when your brother plays with you, that he's not thinking, fuck!
When he sees you in the lobby, he should be saying thank god that we share the same last
name.
Do you understand?
Yes, master.
All right, so now vote up the practice floor.
Chat, by the way, we have an intense spiritual awakening for the last 20 minutes and it's
Star Wars related and all half of the chat is typing is Darth Maul like mobs burn this chat to the floor
legitimate
My words the chat to the floor. So Jin see Jin see I actually have a better joke than the Darth Maul one
Do you want to hear it?
Yes, okay
Really
What kind of Gatorade does a Gator drink
Power raid?
Gain raid!
Yeah.
Okay, so like this we're gonna do now, okay?
I want you to press the first three buttons on the left side of your screen.
Mace?
Yep.
And now what you're gonna do is you're also gonna spawn a dummy.
So do you see on the bottom half of your screen like one of them it should say like spawn a dummy no on the bottom half on the left side
Yep, so there should be a
Okay, there's not press the arrow press arrow one time
Yep, no one and then spawn enemy dummy first one and then just play said yeah right there
So you need a left-click it so click it and then left click
What the fuck are you talking about?
Yes, so click that and then left click.
Okay, good.
So now this is what we're going to do, okay?
Go up, so go on the first page again.
No, no, no, yeah, yeah, and no, go back in your base, go back in your base, go back
in your base.
So now level up five times.
Okay.
Okay, so how we're gonna practice is you remember yesterday when I said that we need to make it so that your keys are an extension of your hand
And you need to know where they are intuitively
Yes, master
Okay, so this is how we're gonna train it
We're gonna do like as Simon says so I want you to walk up to the dummy and when I tell you a button to press
You're just gonna press the button that I say, okay?
So now level up all your abilities one time and this is going to make it so that it's
going to become second nature you understand?
Yep.
Okay, so let's start.
Over over the dummy?
Q.
E.
E.
Q.
R.
Q.
E.
R.
Q.
Q.
Q.
Q.
Q.
I'm clicking it, it's not working!
It's because you need a hover on it!
Don't forget, when you press Q, you have to hover.
So now, E.
R.
R. R. W. W. W. Q. Q-R-R. Q. Q-D D-D. D-D
NICE! Q. Q-Q-E-R. Q-Q-Q-R. D-D-D. NICE! Q-Q-E-Q-R
Alright, now pause. Tell me right now, how much better do you already feel?
Incredible.
Alright, so now we're gonna try one last run back. So now Q? Yep, because remember Jyncey,
go into battle all of these are like your arsenal weapons and they never change ever so what it means
is that if you're sitting there and you know what the finger placement is then you're never gonna
have to look at your keyboard again and it's gonna allow you to just to spur the moment instant
actions do you understand yes sir all right then i think you're ready ready ready right i am all right
but I have a mission for you though.
Yeah.
So in the future, when you play off stream,
what you should do is before you play,
you remember how yesterday when you were coaching Sina,
you were telling her to do team deathmatch?
You should sit there and if you really want to take this
shit serious, Jamesy, because I need to know first
before I tell you, do you want to take it serious?
Yes!
Okay, then what you're gonna do from now on
It's every day you're going to be in that practice pool for 30 minutes.
You're going to be practicing your clear.
You're going to be practicing your abilities.
I want you to sit down and I'm on you to train.
Understood. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Faster. Yes. Yes.
All right.
Then I think it's fucking always fucking wait.
So we go back.
We forgot to do the day the day for practice clear.
So go and practice one more time.
We'll get into the practice clear and then we're ready for ranked.
I went down to iron three.
Um, oh, OK, that's one.
Wait, do you want me to make you feel better?
Yes.
Do you want to have a dog bag story?
What is the dog bag story?
So when I was 16, I used to walk my dog, right?
And what I would actually do
I would take the bag of like doggy bags because you know how it's all like rolled up
And I would hold it in one of my hands, okay, and then before I would go out every time
I would always wear you know those skin tight leggings that girls were at the gym
So I would think that those leggings would look cool as fuck
So I would wear them too and I would put the doggy bag inside my pants
Okay, because I thought that if I walk around and it looks like I had like some kind of crazy-ass bulge
That everyone would think I was sick as fuck. You know what I mean?
Yeah
Okay, so then also you forgot to buy items just go back
Okay, so then what I would do is I would go I would walk around with the doggy bag
right in my pants and everyone would always stare at me but do you want to
know what the craziest thing about it was Jinxie what it took me six months
before I realized that they weren't staring because they thought I had a big
bulge they were staring because they thought out a smaller action
so how is this gonna help me with the League of Legends though you said you
going to make me feel better. Okay, so imagine it, okay, like that doggie bag is your visual
ranking. Okay, the doggie bag, how big people think your penis is, is your visual rank and
leak. But what actually matters is the real size of it. And the real size is your skill
level. So whether or not you have the doggie bag in your pants or not, it doesn't matter.
You could be iron one iron four or challenger. What matters is your skill level. Oh
Okay, so what's the lowest rank in the game?
All right, we're almost there
No, no, no, no, we don't want to go there though. Okay, like we want to go in the opposite direction. Yep. Yep
Okay, so now do you remember how to clear?
Um, yep.
Kite.
Alright, let's see it.
Yeah.
So I want to remember this, your time to beat is 3-14.
Got it.
Already I'm seeing that you're getting a shit-tongue better at cutting these camps.
Do you see how good you are at this?
Yeah.
Now, let me ask you, were you this good three days ago?
No, no I wasn't.
It's like right now, Jinxie, you're on a fucking rollercoaster and you're going down
And you're going down at 150 miles an hour bro, but it's like as you go down further and further, you get faster and faster.
So what happens when you hit the bottom?
Uh, your head would explode and you would die probably?
Exactly! And that's what's gonna happen to the enemy team.
You are the roller coaster and the enemy team are the people inside of it.
Uh, wait, what the-
See I'm speeding up my uh, my slera fighter in that
Okay, but you're never gonna do that in a real game though. Okay. Sorry
But coach, I'm just trying to cut down the time code
I I mean like I understand but it's like why cut down the time of death's not gonna be something you ever do in a real game
Okay, well, maybe we just add a second to the time
No, you know what how about this also you leveled up your e-second. Oh
I'm a piece of shit. I'm sorry
Listen, don't apologize to me bro, because you're the one that might have a worse clear on day 4 of the practice stool.
Alright, let's go. Also don't forget the second you see these camps, you always want to queue them, right?
Yep.
Alright. This is good.
You're getting a lot better at instantly using the abilities by the way, I'm noticing.
Yep, thank you coach.
This has to be a fast stop.
We're gonna see, we're gonna see bro, wait.
Wait.
So now hold your q- okay.
So in the future you can hold your q to kill all the small ones here.
Wait.
Three, oh no!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Nine!
Flash would save the second as well. What's your clear time? I want to see mine was 309
I don't see how I can get much faster than that to be honest
Okay, well, I mean I'm gonna do tricks that I don't expect you to do because they could like lose through the game
If you fuck them up though, but I'll show what I do. Okay
Okay
You think you can see my skin right?
Yeah, so you were you were 309
Let's see yours, bro. Wait, by the way, have you been grinding ranked where the fuck are you at in ranked?
Right. So yesterday I started playing on a different account.
Alright. Why?
No, listen, okay I'll explain it. Because you have to view League of Legends accounts
kind of like relationships, right? And the thing is that if you're in a relationship
with someone that like is going to sit there and beat you, cheat on you, blow your dad
in front of you, right, and do all this really fucked up shit to you, then imagine you're
forced to take her out on a date. Would you give it 110% on the date?
No. No. Exactly. But now imagine, right, that instead
of her doing a lot fucked up shit, she was a really good person that's loyal to you and
she loves you and she cares for you. Then you're probably going to give a lot more effort
on dates, right? Yeah.
And it's the same thing with League of Legends accounts, because when you're on an account
that has a thousand games and you lose more LP than you gain, then you're going to play
a game and you're not going to care as much. But then if you have lower game counts and
you want to preserve your KDN win rates, then you're going to try hard way more. Does that
make sense? Yeah, of course. 100%
Yeah. So that's why I know I already got this one to master. So we're chilling.
Nice coach. So are you going to get challenging or what?
Listen, if I don't, you have to beat the shit out of me and tampon and spring. So I got
a
Tarpen springs, bro. Yes, tarpen springs. Yes.
I like tampon better.
Wait, so, okay.
My clear time was 309, and I flashed with save design.
Yeah, so look, so look, so look.
I'll tell you exactly what I do at every moment, okay?
So, yeah.
So first things first, it's gonna spawn, right?
Auto-Q.
Now watch what I'm gonna do, okay?
Because the thing that I'm about to do is one thing
that you've never done or even seen before,
but it's gonna be fucking crazy, are you ready?
Yeah.
So I'm not actually gonna smite this camp.
Check this out.
So I get this camp really low, okay?
And you see how now it's below 200?
Yeah.
So now I finish it with my Q,
and then the grump is already half health.
So you smited the frog?
Yes, but I never want you to try that in your game.
You're gonna fuck it up,
and it's gonna lose you to the game.
You're gonna get really tilted.
Okay. Wow. That's a so much time. That's smart, bro.
Yep. So that's why, listen, when you're sitting there and when we're going to
actually like do it, you, you perfect the clear normally first,
but then afterwards we're going to make you do this in practice till 50 times.
So if you want to practice on practice till 50 times tomorrow,
so you can take it into ranking, then you can do that. Okay. Okay.
All right. So now look low. I'm going to get here.
I instantly press to the second I'm in range.
You see that?
Wow.
I'm spamming Q on top of it.
So the thing is that one of your issues is that you lead with your right
clicks, which makes it so that it fucks it up.
So I'll show you something here.
Okay.
Here, what I'm going to do when the red is here is I'm actually just going to
instantly Q on the red.
So the second I'm in range, it does it right away.
Right.
So we don't have to waste any time walking up too far.
Holy shit, bro.
Holy fuck.
That's very informational.
You Q right at the outside of the ring.
Yeah, so you want to, that's like leading with Q rather than leading with right click.
Bro, I didn't know you could even kite him out of the circle. You kite him out of the circle too.
Yeah, so that's why I now look.
And now, you remember when I told you to save your Q at the last?
Yeah.
Wow!
254.
Oh my god.
Wow, nice job, Doc Dads.
Okay, I learned a lot there. Thank you, bro. I got you. Thank you
And that's why every single one of those little tricks you see how it's like they would shave off one to two seconds every time
But then when you jump it all up together, it's 15 seconds exactly and everything together
Allowed me to get so there I finished my entire clear as the as the scuttle crab was spawning
So it means that if I didn't do even one of those things perfectly
Then I get to the scuttle crab light and once you start getting into like gold and above
Junglers are gonna be there on time which means that if you fuck up the clear you're gonna lose the game at three minutes in on the crab
Wait so
Dude, and you had a smite left bro. Oh my god. You beat me in time and use less lights
I'm not in use flash. You did that perfectly, too
All right, so now Jinxie here's the real question. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, are you fucking ready?
Yes, I'm ready bro
No, okay, is there anything else I should watch or listen to before we start
Yep, so let me ask you one question if you could choose one person right now to hype you up for this game
Would you rather it's Commander Irwin?
Would you rather it's Goku?
Or would you rather it's Light Yagami from Death Note?
Light Yagami.
Alright, then give me one second and I got you.
Light Yagami has motivation?
Bro, when you listen to this, you're gonna fucking lose your fucking mind!
Are you ready?
Okay, yeah, some breath in, breath in, breath in.
Alright, Chef Screen.
I think you already are. Okay, let's go.
That's right, I can look at her.
Wait what the fuck why'd you pause it?
It wasn't strong enough to see that works too let's go, but I promise I won't fail again
You done there against me
You have done that yourself
You will not take it from me
Your anger and your lust for power have never done that to me.
I don't want to hear any more about Mobile.
You have allowed this, Dark Lord, to twist your mind. So now...
The Jedi turn against you. Don't you turn against me.
I'm not your kind of open, small, to destroy you.
I seek to prove the lies of the Jedi.
I brought peace.
You're taking my house?
Freedom! Justice!
You're going down the path I can follow!
And security to my new empire!
Dude, because of what you've done...
You want a new empire?
What do you think you can do?
Stop! Stop now, come back!
I love you!
Fire!
You are the toxic one!
It was said that you were the sportless!
It's not short, though!
You were supposed to save League of Legends, Jynx C!
You were the chosen one!
Alright, turn off the music for now, but you need to turn it off, Jynx C.
Because the thing is now we're gonna have to focus when you make sure it's go crazy.
Okay, so now Jinxie, are you listening?
Yes, master.
Okay, now I'm going to give you a bit of information this game.
Are you ready to hear the information?
Yes, master.
So this game, the enemy team is actually very bad against Master Yi.
It is a very good mastery game and the reason why is because master Yi does very well against team
Compositions that don't have any way to stop you from moving and this game. They can't really stop you from moving
So what does that mean? Jamesy?
But I'm going to infiltrate their tight assholes over and over and over and over and over.
Dude you're gonna sit there and you're gonna ring up Kim Jong Un and you're gonna say
hello Mr. Kim Jong Un I have some bad news for you bro because there's a nuke that you
don't have and it's in the enemy teams fucking ass!
FUCKING GO!
LET'S GO!
Contest, listen to me and listen to me clear.
Tonight is going to be the most league of legends games I've ever played in a single or night.
And I will win every game, I will top frag every game, I will have the most damage every game,
and I will win my team the game every fucking game.
Alright then, let's all start with this one.
Let's fucking see it then.
Okay, so Jynxie here, you're gonna just do the standard top to bot full clear, right?
Like you're just saying that you're clearing your camps, clear is looking good.
Let me give you some information.
Your mid laner is pushing up.
Top lane is doing a bit of fighting, but they're about even and your bot lane is pushing in.
So knowing that your mid and your bot are doing well, that means you should be able
to get what?
Scott, Scuttlecrab.
Scuttlecrab, yes, perfect.
So that means you can get Scuttlecrab.
So what I'm going to want you to do is we're going to slowly,
slowly but surely, get you used to the idea of looking at your map
and knowing what's going on.
And the way we're going to do this is I want you every five seconds,
to just look at your mid and bot lane and I want you to say mid pushing if your team
is past the 50% line or mid getting pushed in and same with bot okay kill the last one
kill the last one alright so now what's happening mid?
nothing exactly even what's happening bot?
nothing well no bot is pushing right because your bot is out there oh no
what did we win yes wait we got it we got LP for that right what how the fuck so
Jin see this is a canon event that every League of Legends player goes through
where you're gonna get super fucking excited you go into a game it's about
go crazy and then it's a remake. But it's like now what you have to do is you have to not let it
get your hopes up bro. You have to not let it get your hopes up. It's like imagine Jinxie what
just happened right? As you sat there and you were swiping on Tinder whatever you go on a date
and then you find out that the girl that you're on a date with is your fifth cousin right? What
What do you do in that situation?
Probably leave the date.
Or hear me out, you go even crazier!
So that's why now we're gonna need you
to go fucking insane, does that make sense?
Yes, sensei, yes master, yes master.
Good!
All right, so now listen to your Darth Vader edits.
Anakin.
Anakin is gone.
I'm more than maybe.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry Anakin.
For all of it.
Stop! Stop now! Come back!
I love you!
Liar!
You've done her against me!
You were the chosen one!
It was said that you would destroy this, if not join them!
We balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!
Not leave it in darkness!
You were my father, Anakin!
I loved you!
I loved you!
Thanks for...
I have bad fucking news they stole your master ye that's what I like to hear alright switch
Switch out your Ghost, your flash for Ghost, and then switch up the runes.
It's the blue guy.
Yep.
And then now for the runes.
Do the...
Wow, none of these are good.
Okay, choose the third one.
How are none of them good?
Aren't they the same every time?
No.
So now click what says Domination.
So press the rune button next to the one you just clicked.
the second one okay no okay we go back yeah now click the third okay okay wait
okay okay yes good okay now click what says domination now click that yes
precision okay now click the middle one nope oh god
Okay, Jynxie. Oh fuck. Okay. What the fuck? Like what?
Just click the third one. Just click the third one. Just click. No. No. Jynxie. The third one! The third one!
Okay, just leave it. It's fine. It's fine.
Bro, are you fucking this up?
Jynxie. I'm not trying to lose, buddy. I'm not trying to fucking lose.
Jinxie, Jinxie, it's like I'm telling you to spell the word Apple and the first letter
you're giving me is a fucking Z. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.
It's okay. But listen, we can still win this one easy. Like your team, they're all bronze,
bro.
How am I the only iron? Like, how am I the only iron, bro? Like, that doesn't make any
sense.
How are the only iron? Or is there two other ones?
No, so the reason why you're the only iron is because you play a lot with your brother
So you're leeching off of his MMR, which means that you're making yours go up and his go down
Okay, so the sack of shit
Imaginative like you're you're riding a flintstones car and your brother is riding a Lamborghini, but you guys are tied together
Okay
Got it
Yeah, okay
Okay, so now listen you're gonna play with a bow clear, okay, and that you know how you do all that stuff with Master Yi
But like you kite cams and everything. Yeah
You're gonna do the same thing now on the headcrumb, okay?
Except you need to remember they need to never stop pressing Q. Okay, never stop pressing Q
Got it. All right. Let's see it
Good
Q Q don't forget to Q
So just like always
Wow
That's the fastest one first blood I've ever seen in my entire life
Yeah, and it's against your team of course
Okay, so now control w oh
Okay, I thought it was E down that doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah, no, but that's fine
It's fine. It's gonna fuck up a little bit for you, but it's a learning process
So when you're playing a heck of him, it's W second when you play mastery. It's E second
It's always different for different characters
Are we still still watching that?
E just press yeah, yep, and then just go and hit the big wall and then start doing nice
Okay, you're actually learning the mechanics
Let's f**k it now!
Let's get it done now!
Okay, so now, wolves, this is good, this is very good.
Okay, good, so now after you kill these wolves, eat the wolves, look raptors, now control
W.
Nice!
Okay, now press W, WQ, perfect.
Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go put the red after okay, let's get it
I like how you clicked I like that click
Well, how you clicked on your mini-map
Yep, all right, so now use your Q Jinx you're forgetting about Q fuck
It's okay. It's okay, bro. You're supposed to forget cuz you're inexperienced bro
Like should Luke Skywalker get mad cuz he lost in a lightsaber battle against Obi-Wan when he was four years old
No
Yeah, I mean maybe just and click it it's fine. So just play for your crugs and then afterwards jump out. Let's see what's happening
John bot. John bot.
Okay, Q and then now walk through the bushes.
Go, you got this. Do not use any abilities yet. Okay, now through the bushes.
You're looking for gank. Press D and walk. Press D and E.
Now, now. Nice. Now go on the misfortune.
Oh. Okay, press Q.
What the fuck, Don't hit!
I did everything you told me to do mother fucker
Jensie
Jensie you pressed your e auto on the fucking
What do I buy dildo okay just right click the green dildo
Jensie you did you see what you bro you used your e auto attack on the cannon minion
That's why if you would have used it on the actual champions, you would have gotten a double kill. Oh
Wait, but I didn't mean to eat on the minion. They were kind of just in the crossfire
I get it, but that's why you needed not click on it
There's skill expression and where you click in this game. Okay, got it. Yep. Got it. So now smite the grump
You have like, okay, Jengzee, imagine when you're going in a minion wave, it's like you're
walking through a minefield, right?
If you sit there and you start like skipping through, what's gonna happen?
You're, like, your ankle's gonna blow up.
Exactly, and that's what just happened there.
So that's why when you're playing through there, you need to be able to dodge the mines.
So you need to be able to sit there and use your, your clicks in a way where you're not clicking on the wrong thing.
Yep. Okay. Yes. Uh, yes, master. Yes, master!
I want to kill you!
Yes, master! What an upgrade! What an upgrade!
Uh, control Q.
Okay, so Jinxy, this is what we're gonna do this game. As punishment, every time you die and you call me master,
You need to make your voice slightly more feminine every single time.
Deal?
Deal.
Yeah, that's master.
Okay, good.
So now, you're gonna look for the bot gang, okay?
After this.
So drone bot.
Okay, this is good.
All right, now look for the bot gang.
So now, walk through the bushes, remember, you need to use abilities to call the small
ones.
All right, all right Queen you're gonna have to pop off here press E and
Actually, no, yeah, don't don't use anything yet. Yeah, just back off. There's nothing to do sure
So it's one so now just walk to the blue buff. I should be calm then go to the blue buff
Yeah, master, okay good
Okay, so listen
You're gonna sit there and you're gonna do the blue buff now while you're doing the blue buff and your slightly feminine voice
I want you to say I'm a good girl. Okay?
Bro, I thought I was learning Lee today. What the fuck?
Bro, do you think I'm doing this for my own enjoyment, bro?
They could went through this thought process, dude. It's stuff that the highest level players all have to go through, bro
I don't think Faker ever did this shit, bro.
He never did this!
Faker didn't do that, buddy.
Yo, okay, but unless you can prove to me that he didn't, then me and you are equally valid for saying our opinions.
Okay, fine.
All right, now who's a good girl for clearing Gromp?
I'm a good girl for clearing Gromp.
Okay, so now listen, while you're doing the wolves, after you do the wolves, you're going
to look for the raptors, okay?
Okay.
Okay, good.
Take me one more time, I swear to God, I'll end.
No, no, in GTXR.
Not in game, not in game.
Okay, but Jynxie, do you remember what I taught you for when your teammates are flaming you?
Me at all?
No.
You need to act kind of disabled to make them feel bad.
So what you're gonna do is next time he pings you, you're gonna type a couple words with
a lot of spelling mistakes, taking a count.
Bro, I'm not, don't test, I'm not like, I'm not gonna fucking do this!
Okay, alright then you know what, fine, we don't have to do that then, it's okay.
Just play for the red and then afterwards the crugs.
Alright, this is good.
Bro, you're in iron. Why are you taking stuff? It's stopping exactly. Yes, and that's why he's an iron because he doesn't take accountability
First fucking games, right? Yep
Exactly whatever whatever I control Q
So now take the crugs and drone bot. We need to see what's going on there. Jane see all right
So there's no gang bot for what you're gonna do is after you clear these crugs
You're gonna go to the the crab, okay? Scuttle crab just spawned. Go
And then remember you can finish these with Q you always want to finish those small ones with an ability
Yeah, that's master
All right
That's not
Okay, we're gonna need you to slay pussy and slay cunt on the fucking on the scuttle crab. You understand? Yeah
Okay, so I want you to type in all chat right now
You just got served cunt as you recall so press B and then type it in all chat so he knows what's happening
You just got served cunt are you sure yes?
Exactly perfect. Just like that nice. Okay, so now you're gonna right-click this shogun. Jinxie! You have a thousand gold!
remember every time you get to base you always have to buy an item okay okay okay
okay okay okay Loki you can you can relax a bit on the on the feminine voice
I'm getting a bit bricked right now and we can have this okay okay alright so now
we're gonna do is you're gonna play for the grump and then after the grump we're
I'm gonna look for the wolves, okay?
Yep, got it.
Why am I getting... why?
Why am I getting... why?
Why the fuck am I getting... stop f***ing thinking me.
You are iron, like no one cares.
You're losing your lane in iron, bro.
Hang it the f*** up. I've been playing the game for a week.
You are losing your lane in iron.
See, Jinxie, this is the problem though in life.
In life you're gonna learn that the people
the people that have the easiest way out will sit there and they'll often make excuses,
right?
So for example in League, it'll be people that just have to take accountability and
they could get out of iron.
In real life, it's like, let's say you have someone that's homeless, they could just buy
a house, right?
So there's always an easy option for a way out, but people sometimes just aren't willing
to take it.
Does that make sense?
Uh, yes.
All right, good.
So now you're going to look for the Krugs.
Alright so now WQ, good.
Alright so now what we're going to have to do, okay, is you're going to play for a recall.
Now why are you recalling?
I want you to talk to me, I want you to put something in the screen.
Yeah that's not just why, so recall and then keep talking to me.
Why?
down and I have a lot of gold. Okay good but why do you not want to be on the bottom side of the
map anymore? Because we are fast fast fast and then talk to me. Winning for winning bottle.
Okay so depending on where there is an opportunity on the map that's where you want to be and that's
the reason why looking at your mini map is also important because as a jungler you want to create
It's kind of like a plan in your mind of where you're going.
So in the same way that when you're meeting up with, let's say, a girl or girlfriend,
your wife, whatever it is, you want to plan a day as a date.
As a jungler, you want to sit there and you want to plan your clear route.
So here, for example, if all your camps are down and you see, pick the grubs, and you
see that there's nothing bot side and there's no gank, then the only thing there is to do
is play for the top side, right?
So these are things that you're gonna have to eventually learn to process while you're clearing.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Uh, yes.
Okay.
So now, okay, Gen C. Yep, just two and then I can arm.
Nice.
You got this!
No, go in!
Go in!
You can go in on the Yi!
Okay.
You're gonna die here, but it's okay.
I kill Yi, Red.
How do I not kill Yi?
Uh, you got an assist.
You got an assist.
That's so worth.
How do I not kill Yi?
the fuck how did i not kill yee did i not kill him it's because your piece of shit top laner
sold the kill so now i need you to type in all caps wow nice ks what does ks mean ks means
kill steal oh yep okay and and if someone really pisses you off you can add a y in the middle of
those two letters if you catch my drift oh is that bad though i think i would get banned for that right
Yeah, you probably would so that's the reason why we want to stay away from that got it. Yep
All right, so now what a pussy what a bitch
He's a fucking bitch bro. He he went to as much about gold as you could okay. I got invaded so now ping for help
Loki fight it dude, don't don't let him bitch you out of your jungle. You got this shit
You got this so now F F on him for this might nice and now W now W
Oh my god
It got stolen again!
What the fuck!
Wait, and look! He even typed easy in all chat!
So Jinxy, this is the part of the game where you need to hide away in the middle of chaos!
You think I should tell a node?
Well, I'm gonna get banned.
Okay, so you know what, it's fine. Well, waitin' will see if he does it again.
But right now he's on strike two, okay?
Bro, he stole a kill and said easy? What a FUCKING BITCH!
What type of demonic ass team even is this?
But, GenC, do you know why he's doing this?
No, I actually don't know why. I have no idea why stealing kills sound easy.
Is he fucking insane?
I'll tell you, it's because he's playing Teemo.
Everyone that plays Teemo is either a pedophile,
a groomer, or a piece of shit in real life,
Or a mix of all three. So that's why you need to be careful of anybody that plays Teemo.
Got it. So Teemo equals BDS file.
Yes, because the thing is that Teemo, right, he has this thing called the blind that makes you not able to auto-attack.
Now what do pedophiles use to capture their victims? They use chloroform, right?
Yo.
So that's...
Bro, what the fuck? Time to fucking, fucking coaching is this?
I'm just teaching you how the world fucking works. Why didn't you know?
I didn't mean to old, I fucking...
Oh, just your con, just your con, go to the hell, it's fine.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Okay, so now Jeng-C, Jeng-C.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, what you're gonna do is you're gonna walk to the Herald.
You do not want to be bot-slide.
Because your bot lane fucking sucks.
So now you're gonna type in chat, you're gonna type,
3 Losing Lanes,
LOL.
Okay.
3 Losing Lanes, question mark, LOL.
Exactly.
So now you're gonna play for the Herald.
Perfect.
This, I'm telling you, right now, it's a fucking Masterclass.
Complete Masterclass.
data.
Right.
So now?
So now?
I'm sure that can get the Herald right.
Exactly.
So Jinxie, what you just did is a process called trading the map.
And do you remember that iceberg I showed you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is on the bottom of that iceberg.
So you just executed a challenge level concept.
What it means is essentially if the enemy is on the, I saw, I'll get the high, can
you get the high?
Jinxie, can you get the high?
Okay, yeah, quick it.
Right, always forget about this thing, bro.
Why do they make me pick it up? Why don't they just auto give it to me? What type of horse shit is that?
Yeah, I mean I agree they should dumb down the game even more dude.
Now the reason why they do it is because like over the course of years right, that's like taking out a bunch of mechanics.
It's like dumb down the game and the thing is that picking up the eye, it's like bullshit too because you see how it's on your 4?
Yeah, yeah.
yeah okay so the thing is that since it's on your four what it means is that now you're actually not allowed boarding
what the fuck does that mean i can't place wards in my like punches and stuff
yeah i know you're not allowed what upgrade uh snow control art so whenever you're level 11
it's a big power spike because you got your second point in alt okay got it
Okay, so Jinxie, when you're playing Hecarim, you never want to use your E while you're
attacking the camps.
You only ever want to use it to get between them, okay?
So now, Dronebot, let's see what's happening.
Okay, okay, if he starts hitting that turret, you start going fucking bananas on him, okay?
Go!
Go!
Go!
Press D!
Press D!
Nice! So now you're gonna have to right click on him.
NICE! NICE!
Okay, W and then spawn Q. W spawn Q.
Oh god.
Okay, wait, back up.
YOU DUNCH HIM AND SPORCH IT OUT!
Oh my god, you're fucking crazy.
Keep running. Okay.
Wait, they're fighting. They might actually be able to win this, so we'll talk.
Teemo said, stop focusing the tank.
Did I like, oh, gosh.
Dude, tell him that you hope the cartels go through his streets and the tanks focus his house.
Alright.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do, perfect, got two on boots.
So now, the thing about this game is you're just a victim of your laners, unfortunately.
So what you're gonna have to do is you're gonna have to go for your blue buff.
Should I type something in all chat or like in team chat?
Um, I'm gonna be honest, I don't see how it could help your game, but would it make
you feel better if you did?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna type, uh, you're gonna type 8, okay, 8, and
then 5 equals signs.
So it's next to the backspace.
So, okay now, do 8, okay, and then like, yep, and then capital D.
Okay, correct, answer.
Yeah, so essentially, what you're doing now is you're pretending to come on your teammates,
so that's a way that you can like, spiritually dominate them without even having to type anything.
Does that make sense?
That's awesome, yes, thank you, coach.
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the wolves and then
after that we're going to play on the rest of the bot side.
Should I W or E?
I control W.
So on Master E you always max your E second, on Hecarim you always max W.
Alright so now look on the red, perfect.
oh, JohnBot! Let's see what's happening right now with the misfortune
okay got this it's time to cast your teammate
so now press E and then right-click on the misfortune
eh? eh? eh? eh?
ee? ee?
ee! ee! ee! ee! ee! ee!
ee!
how is that not my f**king kill?
I don't know I hate this kid so much
I hate this f**king kid so f**king much
janky! you didn't press E!
I clicked wrong buttons
Okay, it's fine. Okay, so now just take the red buff
Okay, fight the Nautilus you got this
Okay
You got this rope. This is your oh god
Did I just get Riley reading how did I not kill again? How have all four of my kills been stolen?
How did all four get stolen?
I'm actually going to end my life.
Okay, but Jinxie, there's one reason why you should never kill yourself.
Jinxie, if you kill yourself, your haters win.
So you need to always stay alive and succeed so that your haters are the ones that kill themselves.
Does that make sense?
What do I get bro?
Boots?
So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go for the Gromp.
Boots?
What boots?
No, you can't afford boots right now, just walk through the Gromp.
Okay.
Look see, you're even getting backed up by the enemy, oh wow.
Okay, so so Jinxie, I have bad news. Do you see what the master you just typed?
Yeah
So the master you type the boahaha, which means that he actually watches your stream. So you got stream sniped this game
How does that mean?
Because he type boahaha literally nobody types that except people that watch either mirror you so he's a 100% stream sniper
He's still master yet. He's typing boahaha in all chat
But what if I told you it's fine bro, because the thing is that you know how God made Moses
sacrifice his firstborn son in order to get like eternal salvation?
I thought it was Abraham.
It's the same thing, but anyways, that's like Riot right now with you, the best thing
you on your first game of the day to make you not get banned and then if you actually
don't get banned because you maintain mental then you're gonna go on a 10 game win streak.
Okay, should I buy something?
Um, okay so yeah, press B.
Okay, uh, no, no, you're gonna have to press B.
Okay, Jynxie, I want you to read your shirt to me right now. What does your shirt say?
Journey to the Stars
It's Journey to the Stars, baby
And let me ask you a question Jynxie, if you were going on a journey to the stars
Would you stop if there was a little bit of rocky weather in the sky?
Yes, that would be very dangerous
no you wouldn't what fucking do I buy what do I buy what do I buy
this game's not over coach
you can see I'm gonna be honest I've been doing my best games been over for
the last 20 minutes but jung med jung med maybe you can do something here okay
So he he made he made he made he made he and then one minute now run okay now are on the big RR
Okay, are are good now w good w q
Okay, this could be good
Okay, listen listen
This is fucking unbearable!
Why did my mother go black? Black, I must?
I must go mother's black!
Oh god.
Hi, boys!
My mother's black!
It's back now.
Okay, alright GenC. Are you ready for us to activate Ultra Walken? Yes or no?
Why is my monitor flickering black? High-bives?
What the fuck?! Both my monitors are off!
What the fuck?!
Oh, it's back now. Yup, change over.
Okay, wait, can you re-share your screen on discord because it bugged out
Well, I just got gaped in League of Legends. Hi guys, my, oh my god, last damage again.
Hi guys, my monitor on the right is black and my main monitor is flickering, I don't know what to do, bro.
Alright, since you just slammed your desk, you need to make sure your inputs are incorrect.
So, wire to ports, port to wire.
Okay?
Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.
Just make it sure.
They're in.
well it's not too bad you got 3,700 damage what's the worst in the lobby
shut the fuck up shut up shut up
okay
How are the monitors helping right now?
It's working now. I got it working now. I got it working.
Any advice, Havis? Any advice, like real advice, legitimate advice?
Thanks. Hey, are you listening to your coach, or are you into it?
My coach is mentally fucking out now. My coach is mentally out.
My coach is mentally fucking ill, bro.
You can't just start blaming the coach, you can't.
Look in, look inwards.
You have 500 damage off stream.
You have 3708 damage off stream.
Look inwards.
Maybe you're the fucking problem.
Maybe you should stop fucking picking on your coach,
listen to him, and play the fucking game.
do some damage get some fucking kills if you're supposed to you haven't gotten a
kill all day by the way all day you haven't got a kill it's been 24 hours
you want to do a fucking challenge hey stay live until you get a kill that's
gonna be fucking infinite lock in get a fucking kill
Okay, can you share your screen on discord again because it's soft working?
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna take a breather for a moment.
I'll be back.
Let me take a breather.
Okay.
Okay, guys, everybody listens to me.
Everybody listens to me.
Jinxie needs your guys's help right now if he's going to actually sit there and be able to do it
So when Jinxie comes back, I want him to only read
Hello, okay, it's right now so on everybody to just spam guys you got this Jinxie
We believe in you. That's what we need right now
now every single person in the chat spam jinxie we believe in you you got this
bro we believe in you jinxie and then when he comes back and he feels the
energy it's gonna make him sit there and it's gonna make him like unlock his
third eye but he needs your guys's help
Okay, how about this everybody right now's type Jinksee we believe in you if you don't
believe in him if you think he cannot make it and that he's not going anywhere type Jinksee
we believe in you you can do this but only the people that really sit there and think
that he's not going anywhere, or while typing it.
So guys, we need to see how many people don't believe in him.
All right, now guys, keep saying it.
Jinxie, remember, it's our secret.
Jinxie, we believe in you.
You can do this and pretend it's opposite a day.
And just keep spying it until he gets back.
Jamesy, I want you to do me a favor. Are you listening?
Yeah, I'm back. Don't test. I want you to read your Twitch chat right now.
We believe in you. You can do this. We believe in you. We believe in you. You can do this.
We believe in you. What happened? What happened is those are all the people out there that think
that you can really get this done. That think that you have what it takes. Remember, Jamesy,
it's you versus you. But look at all of the tens of thousands of people that are sitting there and
they believe in you, Jensi. When you had one viewer streaming for a year alone in your room,
did you ever even think that this many people would sit there and think that you had what it takes
to do anything in life? No. And that's why are you gonna sit there and are you gonna let them down?
No. I'm not gonna.
Then that's why now you need to show them who the fuck you are!
When we get knocked down, where do we go?
Hi guys, click stats one more time. As God is my witness, I'll fire you from this company and burn your PC to the floor.
Stop clicking stats. I don't care about this fucking game.
Yes, Santos, I'm ready, bro.
All right, so now confirm and queue up. Let's go, bro. I'm telling you and what I'm gonna do is also hide your thing off-screen
Because we do not want to get sniped, right?
So put on the second monitor and
Remember to mute your client sounds as well because we don't want to give the snipers any advantage. Okay?
All right, I turned it off the sound is off for now
Okay, because you can see listen. Do you want me to tell you a little bit about my story so you can understand?
Yes, please. Yes, okay
So when I first started playing League of Legends, I was 12 right and I remember that when I first started
I was bronze. I was the worst player
I literally started the League of Legends and I started silver 2 and in the span of two months
I demoted all the way down to bronze 5-0 LP
Which was the worst rank ever and I remember that I used to ask my friends
I used to ask my brother can we play can we do oh can we'll do all these things and they would sit there and they would
Laugh right they would choose other people that were better at the game because they knew that I just wasn't good enough
But there was something about League of Legends that pulled me and made me sit there and say you know what there might be
Something here for me because I never really had a place in anything else, right?
I was never good at sports never good at other games. I was always mediocre at best, right?
And then I said, you know what? I might not be as talented as everyone else
I might not be as gifted as everyone else and I might not be as good as everyone else
But there's one thing that I have that they don't and it's the power of
Unchained unhinged
and that jinx is what allowed me to play the game for hours every day, thousands of game
a season, for years and years and years on end, until one day I hit the highest rank.
And jinx, I'm telling you right now that this frustration that you're feeling, every single
player on the planet that ever made it to the top, they felt it too. This anger that
you have, this feeling of wanting to give up, this rage inside that you want to let out.
Everyone has had a GenC. You're not alone. But what matters isn't what happens when you
get that feeling. It's what you do with it. Now, are you going to let that flame burn
Are you going to use it and turn into the most magnificent fire that the entire world will marvel at?
I'm going to turn into the fire. Turn into the fire.
Then tell me with energy how you're going to do it.
I am going to clear all of my camps fast.
I'm going to be droning every five seconds.
I'm going to be the one ganking.
I'm going to be the one stealing kills.
I'm going to use my Q and E's as soon as they are made available to me to use.
When I get into the heated battle, I will not get nervous.
I'm going to stay cool, calm, collected, and composed, and carry my team to this game.
And then I'm going to swiftly break the Nexus, and then swiftly pull out my Penis,
and swiftly grab a top of motion and masturbate to the sensation of taking their MMR.
And Jinxie, when you do it, I'm gonna want you to do me a favor, bro.
And I'm gonna want you to sit there, and when you're jacking off from now on,
you're never gonna watch porn.
You're gonna jerk off to your replays.
You're gonna jerk off to your double kills and your triple kills.
You're gonna make a montage, and that's the only thing you're allowed jerking off to,
because we need to sit there and we need to get you used to the idea
that you're gonna get pleasure from making all these good plays so you can make more good plays.
We need to sit there and we need to psychologically train you to want to get those kills. Do you
understand? Yes, uh, master. Wait, wait, uh, master, you jerk off to your replays?
Sometimes. Other times when teammates make me mad because the beauty of high low is that sometimes
Sometimes you play with pro players, right?
So if I have a guy that runs it down my game, then maybe I'll open up his Instagram.
And let's just say that I psychologically dominate him and I send out my spiritual energy
in a way that he might feel my presence even though he doesn't even know what's happening.
Does that make sense?
So if somebody beats you and leads you to go to their Instagram and psychologically
dominate them?
Uh...
Okay, so now this is what you're gonna do.
Walk back to the base.
Walk back to the base.
You forgot to buy items.
I'll do a good start game too.
It's okay, you got this.
Okay so the bad news is you might make it late to the red buff, but it's okay.
Don't worry about it.
Okay, to the base?
Wait, it's fine.
Because you have a home guard, press P, buy it.
Nice, and I'll walk back to red.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, that's fine, bad.
You could have just recalled.
That's okay. That's on me though. That's on me.
Yep, that's good though. But that, guess what bro?
Me?
Okay, yeah, yeah, no it's okay.
I was gonna say if it's on me and it's on you, then two negatives equal a positive bro.
So it's like it's on nobody. It's like it gets cancelled in the universe. Does that make sense?
Yep, yes bro.
Okay, so now let's do it bro. You're gonna smite the red at 600, you're gonna do your full clear.
full clear so now you're confident on the heat so I'm gonna want you to sit there and I'm gonna
want you to occasionally drone when you clear but only where you're gonna clear the words okay
so this is how we're gonna start doing it are you listening yep after you clear your first three
jungle camps and then you get to your next three right so the other side of the map you're gonna
start droning your butt and your mid okay that way you can know what's gonna happen after and also
So don't forget, when you're playing League of Legends, you should always be doing something.
So those little second or twos, where you don't move, it's very very very bad, okay?
Yep, yes.
So don't focus on droning yet, just Q, use your stuff.
You're only gonna focus on doing it, once you get to the wolves, okay?
Yes, guys.
Good, this is good.
Alright, we're off to a good start.
Alright, so now go to the wolves, perfect.
Control Q, Q, Q, always Q.
Alright, so now you're gonna go for the wolves, right? So now we're gonna start drowning, okay?
So you're gonna do the wolves, right? Use your E. Don't forget you want to use your Q while you're Eing when it's up, right?
You're Q and you're E at the same time.
So now go for your blue and then your gromp. Do your gromp before your blue actually. Do the gromp then blue.
Why gromp before blue?
Because the thing is that when your gromp is going to respawn next time, if you clear your blue then your gromp, you know how it takes you 10 seconds to clear your blue?
Yeah.
So what's going to happen is when all the camps respawn again, you're, what's going to happen to your gromp?
He's going to spawn in after my blue, so he'll be late, or he'll spawn later.
Exactly, he'll spawn later.
He'll be late.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's why, what you want to do often times is when you're clearing my blue gromp, you do gromp first, that way,
You can actually get a good sequence on your second clear. So now after this you're gonna go in the river
Let's go in the river. Let's jump on John mid
All right, John Bob John mid mid mid John mid
John mid
Okay, so now do this. Okay, so nothing to be done in mid nothing to really be done in bot, okay?
Now walk mid walk mid because your your mid laner is going in your mid laner is going in he's fighting
So maybe you could get something here
Walk up, walk up, right, Janksy, Q, and then E.
Okay, it's okay, but just back up.
So there, you could have flashed for the last auto attack to kill him, but that's fine.
So now just recall. Back up, under the turret, and recall.
Okay, wait, uh, Joan, Joan, Joan or Burke, your Dr. Mundo's fighting.
What's happening? Okay, so just recall, just recall.
It's okay.
That's fine, listen, it's the fact that you identified the opportunity, but there do you
want to know what another mistake you made was?
You also didn't instantly right click after queuing in, so do you remember what we talked
about?
How you want to queue and then right click?
Yes, yes, yes.
Exactly.
So now I'm going to show you something crazy, okay?
I want you to just Q and then do nothing on the big crowd, just Q and then you don't click.
So you see how you automatically start attacking?
Yeah.
So now press E. So that's why you don't have to like spam your right click, you can literally
just press Q and it will automatically attack whatever you're on top of.
Oh my god, I did not know that, bro.
It's okay, yep.
But that's a part of the learning process, right?
It's you can gradually get all this information.
I braindead teammates being braindead and dog shit.
Yep.
Also, GenC, do you want to know what we're going to do after this game?
Yep.
We're going to look at the replay of this gameplay just so that you can see what your
gameplay looks like.
Okay?
Okay, you think it will be good?
We'll see, right?
Because you're going to be reviewing it after.
So you still have the chance to make it something that you look back on fondly and that you're
proud of.
Yep.
Yes, coach.
I should have had a kill.
So now you can't even ask your viewers because your viewers are supportive, right? They love you, they believe in you.
So, Jinxy viewers, everybody, everyone watching, type 1 if you think when Jinxy rewatches a replay, that he's gonna be proud of it.
Type 2 if you think, it's not gonna be the case.
Let's see.
Yeah, but listen Jinxy, even if they say 2, it just shows you all the people you have to prove wrong.
So now look, Jungbot, let's see, Jungriver, okay? This is fun.
Alright, so now we're gonna do so you're gonna finish this gromp finish the gromp and then walk towards it
So smite so you get that faster and then walk in the river now walk in the river walk in the river
Okay, this is this could be good. This could be good. John. John. We need to what's happening. We don't want to walk in wine
Okay, so now Jamesy
Wait
Okay, this is good. If you Q e let's go
Nice nice no, I didn't know that I eat I didn't know it's okay. It's okay
Bro, why am I so unlucky? Oh my god, as soon as I turned and gave up, like, what the fuck, bro?
Listen, go for the red buffery. I'm glad that you saw your laner, yes, he deserves it.
But listen, Jinxie, don't worry, because you want to know what I saw there?
What?
I saw the hunger for the kill with the flash, and that's not something that I can teach.
That's not something that anyone can learn.
Like, you can learn how the movement goes or stuff like that, but the fact that you're sitting there, you can see, and you're already having all of these things intuitively known to you, I can't teach this.
That just shows how great you are. You understand?
Thank you. Bro, seriously, thank you.
I'm not a master, shall we?
I listen.
You don't have to thank me, bro.
You need to thank your dad and your mom.
Okay, fight him. You can fight this. You can actually fight this.
Now, smite the big crowd while you're running at him.
Smite it, smite it, smite the Crock, smite the big Crock, the big Rock, smite it, smite it.
Oh...
Wait, where did Kane go?
Where the fuck did Kane go?
He just fucked up. Okay, go to your rafters.
Where the fuck did Kane go? No, no, no, no, how did he do that?
Uh, because he has an ability that makes him go over the walls.
Barra!
He actually has two. One of them makes him literally walk through walls.
Barra!
Okay.
All right
Look how good it's looking bro. You're 60 CS at eight minutes, bro. Is that good? Yeah
Like okay, why did eight go to the pharmacy?
Cuz um
Eight you said eight. Yeah, why did eight go to the pharmacy?
Cuz six was afraid of seven, but I don't know because of a six seven
So now go to the blue and then do the gromp
Now, control W. You still don't have a point in your W, get it?
You avoid dragon and take my minions.
What should I say to him?
Just say bow, right.
Right, okay. Let me see how it goes.
Okay, now go for the gromp.
So while your abilities are on cooldown, it gives you a timer where you can flame your teammates or type to them and chat.
So, yep, right now, there you go, perfect, and you see how now your Q comes off cooldown?
That's optimizing efficiency.
The way that you can practice this in real life is by doing things like, for example,
pissing while brushing your teeth, shitting while showering, or even like driving and
drinking, okay?
Okay, got it.
Alright, so now this is what we're going to do.
Just start hitting the minion spot, you're going to look for a turret dive.
I'm taking my fucking minions, we'll see.
That's what I like to hear.
Now go for the dive.
Go, go into the tower jinx.
You got this.
I want you to arm and kill the soraka.
Uh, the soraka, the soraka.
Nice.
Nice.
Oh.
Okay, that's the problem.
I'm clicking after.
When I dive, I can click it.
That's the problem.
Do you remember how I said you can just cue and then leave it like you don't have to keep clicking?
Yes, yes, yes, so your problem is that you like cue and then it's almost like you want to spam click
But you don't have to do that like master. He has brain dead enough that you really don't have to okay
Wait master, he's brain dad
Well, he's only brain dead right if you're bad at him, but if you're good at him you're a beast
So what are you, Jengzee?
I'm a beast, I'm a beast, I'm a beast.
You're the 2023 WHAT?!
Gamer of the year, baby!
Alright, so let's fucking show everyone what the fuck that means!
Yeah, sorry.
I got you now.
Alright.
Alright, so now Raptors?
Good.
Good.
So now it's fuck.
All right, you're doing good. So now after you use your Q, I want you to do,
do you remember the W auto, the attack cancel was telling you where you like spam right click
while you press W? Yes, yep. So we're going to start doing that during our clear now, okay?
Okay. Because now that you have a point in Q, yeah, yes. So Q, E, Q, E then W. And then do the
W spam. There you go. Perfect. That's how you do it. It's just you Q, E, and then you auto and then
and then you just do the W auto, okay?
Got it.
Alright, so now go for the gromp and let's strun bot,
let's see what's happening.
Gromp bot, this is good.
Alright, so now get the gromp, get the gromp, okay, good.
And then, remember, E, E and then W spam.
Oh, you're gone.
Oh, you used your ult.
Oh, I didn't mean to ult.
Okay, fuck it, go for the bot gang, bro.
You already fucking committed.
Oh, god.
Okay.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Yeah, you're gonna
See I got out of there
Dude, I'm gonna be honest. It's your name fucking Houdini. I thought it was Nicholas Douglas white
No, my last name is steward bro. Who's the most white?
No
All right, well
Dude, are you wait? Let me okay. Let me let me show that again
Are you Houdini or are you Nicholas Douglas Stewart?
Nekka let's not get a stirrer.
NO!
You're fucking Houdini broke his just in the great escape.
Oh, okay, okay.
Wait, so what is the W you do?
What is the QEW do?
So, the W just makes it sound, you remember how I told you when you auto-attack?
You got locked into the animation, then there's like a low cooldown.
Go to your crugs and drone top.
So, what the W does is it resets the animations for your auto-attack.
Yep.
Okay, walk through the bushes though, through the bushes.
You don't want to give it away, bro. You don't want to give it away, bro
It's like a big chocolate bar in Halloween. You don't want to give it away
Like your mom bought those for you to eat them once Halloween's done. Not for those fucking shithead kids
All right, so now push them in wait push them in wait push them in wait
I know in the main wave is under the turret you're gonna fight
Ready
Are you cute?
Okay, listen
So you died because you waited too long before you went in but that all thought you was fucking sick though
Coach is that 30 seconds no breathing?
You did good. So here you're not breathing when you respawn
But I want you to push your skull while you're doing it
So sit down really like force like you know when you force your head like you're taking a shit push as hard as you can
If your head isn't red, it means you're not doing good enough in bed. Remember that. Okay, so now walk to the crugs
Okay
But but Jinxie Jinxie I want to I haven't got a kill tonight
Jinxie Jinxie listen to me. Listen to me. What does the kill give you?
Gold, gold, gold, right? Okay, how much gold does it give you? Run away, run away. How much gold does it give you?
Well, it's your Raptors. Two Raptors. No Raptors.
Well, this guy is such a pussy-ass fucking coward, bro. This guy's a pussy-ass fucking coward.
But, Jinx, I want to make you understand something. A kill gives you 300 gold, right?
Yeah.
Three of these jungle camps give you 300 gold. So when you have a hundred, like, farm right now,
It's like you have ten kills, bro. Okay, got it. Alright, so listen
You just got to be focused on the gold gold gold bro. Remember that
Yeah, I have a stint in public cases on CS
Yeah, okay, and it felt good, right? Yeah, amazing. Yep. There you go. That's why Jinx you remember
You literally can never lose if you gamble because you can only lose a hundred percent
But you can gain 1 billion percent. Does that make sense?
Yeah, yeah. All right perfect. So now go for the glom and then afterwards we're gonna look for a bot gang.
So drone bot, let's see what's going on.
Okay, good. Control Q. Control Q. All right.
Now just drone. All right, go on her! Go on her! You got it!
right now go on the on this way on this way on this way no you don't have to
okay I just run away now it's like
so JGC oh
okay so there's another weak concept that I want to get the
I haven't got a single kill and three goddamn games god damn it three goddamn motherfucking
cocksucket with other fucking games I have not gotten a fucking kill in three fucking
games I have not gotten a fucking kill.
Okay so you know what fuck it we need you to get a mental boost right now so you're
gonna just scout out who the shittiest player on the enemy team is and you're just gonna
try to kill them it's not gonna be the young press tab but let's see the shittiest fucking
players right it's the Ziggs so your goal is you're just gonna kill the Ziggs
fuck it dude like right now we need you to get a mental reachers where's Ziggs
where's Ziggs he's a little guy with the bombs though he's got with the bombs
he's mid he's like the little rat fuck okay this is good you can fight oh
Oh, okay. Fight, fight, fight. You got this.
Fight! You got this!
Otherwise, you're gonna be letting me die.
Okay.
I can't. I can't get a kill, coach.
Coach, I can't get a kill.
Coach, I can't.
Coach, I can't get a kill, coach.
Coach, I can't get a kill.
Coach, I can't do it! I can't do it, coach!
Coach, I can't do it!
Genji, it's you versus you right now, remember that.
It's only ever you versus you.
So listen, you're gonna have to run mid, and we're gonna have to kill the little guy with
the bombs.
Do you want to hear something crazy?
What?
Riot literally created a character that throws bombs, and one of his passives is that he
can blow up towers.
I'm not even shitting you.
is that six yep so I plank him okay so now just play for your jungle camps you
got this okay so now drum bot let's see if maybe there's a play to be had there
all right so now drum bot we need to see what's going on
go on the swagger, go on go on, you got it! this is on you!
alright just back off and recall it's fine, just back off press B
Alright listen, the zigzaz mid, maybe you could kill him.
Alright now he's backing off, just go for your cams, just go for the red buff.
Alright, now it's gone so go for the Krugs.
I
Genji pressed out for a second
Once he's happy
Yes, I have bad news
Yeah
When the short bus was making its rounds this morning it left the Maokai at home
Who's Maokai?
He's the guy that's one and six on your team. So now walk to your bot side
All right walk bot
Okay, so let's drone, okay back up, back up, so you're gonna want to wait until your team
fights and then you're going.
Stay with these guys?
Yeah, but just like let them always stand in front of you because right now you won't
be able to fight this.
I'm gonna be honest, your only goal this game, fuck it, is you're gonna go for a kill.
we're gonna see to make sure they can get a kill.
Alright, walk back, it's fun.
You're gonna have to recall and kill her now.
You can't get a kill bro.
Okay listen, Jynxie, Jynxie, what if I told you that after this game, for a mental reset, I'll play a normal game with you.
And I have a strategy that will allow us to kill the enemy jungler 30 times, just so you can get back on in like the good man-
YES!
OH MY GOD!
No Jinxie! I want you to tell Hivise that he can eat shit!
Eat shit Hivise!
Alright now go for your bot side, let's go!
Right here?
Yep.
Yeah, so take that ball even then afterwards you clear your botcams.
Let's just win this fucking game.
Let's just win this game.
We got this Shentong, it's gonna be free.
Alright, so now jungler, jungler, bless what's happening.
Alright, now go for the blue, get it.
Okay, this is good, this is good, we need this right now.
Alright, so now play for the gromp, the gromp.
You're getting the resources now.
Now the goal by the end of this game, Jinxie, is you need to prove Hai Bai is wrong and we're
going to get 5000 damage, okay?
Why the fuck is my fucking couch laughing?
Why?
Cause you're plus Z, I wanted to press Z, listen, you're gonna see the beauty of League right now.
The, both teams are debating the movie 300 in all chat and they're just playing me each other.
And it's like, I genuinely cannot believe that this is happening, but it's okay listen.
So, what we're gonna do is, you're gonna wait for the people to go in.
And then once they go in, you're gonna follow up, okay?
go back to base and let's wait for the item. I actually know Waka Waka, they're fighting
out, they're fighting out. Okay, back up. Okay, so now go back and buy your item because
you have your going to see something. So, Jynxy, let me ask you a question, okay? This
game is probably a loss, but what could make you feel good? Like, what's a short term goal
We could say if you get this it was good. We're like getting some kills. All right
So that's our goal now. So now when we look at their team their ziggs and their Soraka are the squishiest players
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna try to fight them if a team fight happens, okay?
So you're gonna have to wait your team needs to go in first
All right, you're not the way to go
Okay
So
Jesus so here you can really fight so normally what you would do is you would just be split pushing balling right and then you
Just hope that your team doesn't end
The promise that an iron your team's always gonna end so in this case it would probably better just like stick around
All right, so now walk and walk under your turrets if you walk up tomorrow, you're gonna die
You have to flash right flash right
Alright, so now heal up and wait and maybe you can engage your teamfight with your team.
Okay, go on the 6th.
NOOOOOO!
Okay, so there, listen.
The reason why I went bad is just because you forgot to press your R at the beginning.
So means that if you sit there, right, and you R, then you Q, then you E, and you use
all those together, it's going to be fine, okay?
But James you listen, you're going to need a little bit of a mental pick me up, okay?
So what we'll do is we can play a duo normal game, right?
And then I'll sit there and I'll make you get 20 kills.
Are you down for that?
to feel like you're the king of the fucking world
Alright, okay, so give me one second, okay?
Because there's something that, look at your damage, I want to look at your damage right
now.
Before you get demotivated, how much damage is that?
I was just jumping into piles of people at the end like an idiot.
But that doesn't matter Jinxie.
How much damage did you do?
7600.
Exactly.
And that's more than the enemy jungler.
So when the enemy jungler does zero damage, okay, and then you do 7600, what does that
kind of tell you?
That I'm better than him?
Yeah, because the enemy jungler did nothing, bro.
Like his team had 50 kills and he participated in five of them.
So it wasn't because of the enemy jungler that they won.
So the thing about League is, listen,
and trust me, I know it's frustrating.
You're sitting there, you feel like
we're making negative progress?
Hey, Jax.
Hey, buddy.
What's up, Alex?
Well, I just saw the end of it, bro. You know what I'm saying? Maybe you can recap the game,
like how did it go?
Um, yeah, go ahead. Oh, mine. That's a lot of red. I don't think it's supposed to be that one.
No, it's karma, bro.
What goes around comes around in this world, dude.
You don't kick a man when he's down, buddy.
You don't kick a man when he's down.
Yeah, I would one in six, bro.
Whatever.
What's it to you?
That's one kill better. You know what I'm saying? That's one foot forward. See all those zeros?
Brother, I will beat the brakes off of you, bro. If you call my phone with some bullshit
like this again. I don't think I'm fucking based off you.
All right. Okay, Jensie, you're not going to jump yet. Okay,
because I want to show you something. Okay.
What could you possibly show me that could even make me
remotely happy right now, bro? What could you show me bro?
I'm gonna show you one and 12. Yes, I know I know I know I know and and I'm 0 and 9 this morning
0 and 5 my Katie today on League of Legends just today 14 plus 12
26 deaths and one fucking kill that's my Katie in
26 deaths in
In iron!
Not silver, not gold!
In iron!
One kill, 26 deaths, in the lowest rank in the game!
What are you gonna show me?
What?
I'm gonna show you the path to improve.
Can I play top lane with Garen or something?
Wait, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie.
There's something that, okay.
You, at the end of the day, you can do whatever you want.
Okay?
Like, I can't stop you from doing anything.
Hi, boys, fuck off!
Okay, look, listen.
What I'm-
Are you laughing at this, Jay?
Are you fucking laughing at this?
No, Jamesy, I'm fucking crying!
I promise you're going to go 0-10 if we do, but if you want we can.
Like listen, listen, do you remember when you went 10 and 5 on Mastery two days ago?
Yeah, I do, bro, I do.
Okay, listen, listen.
I'm gonna show you because the reason why you went 10 and 5 that game is because you
played great, your team was doing well, and everything aligned.
But this game, the reason why you're so frustrated is because you feel like there's nothing you
can do in these games.
You feel like it's just over.
So that's why I just want to show you what it looks like when you play, so you can realize
it's like, wow, okay?
So can you give me five minutes?
Give me five minutes of your time to watch this, and if by the end of these five minutes,
you're sitting there and you're like, you know what, fuck it, I want to play Garen, then
you can put, we can do Garen, okay?
Okay.
All right, so now I want you to look, okay?
So you saw off in the game, we're gonna ignore the early like, late buy, whatever, it's fine,
okay?
You start farming?
Uh, yeah, you don't say it?
Okay, so now look, right?
You're sitting there.
You're farming all that kind of stuff, whatever it is, right?
You're doing okay.
Like, you can see that there's like a little bit of like,
jittery movement, whatever it is.
Like, you could be doing some better auto attacks and stuff,
but in general, your first week playing, this is fine, right?
So things are looking good, whatever it is.
So now here, right?
We rightly assess that there's nothing to really do bot or mid, so what do you do?
You just play for the crab.
Like, so far, I wanted to understand that this is like what a challenger player would do.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
No, it isn't.
No, it isn't.
Jinxy.
Okay, then Jinxy.
Let me ask you a question.
What the fuck would a challenger player do differently right now?
Like, you played for your full player, you're on bot crab.
Do you think a challenger player just spawns on top of these digs?
Summons the fucking the corpse of Scrooge McDuck and then you guys kill the fucking zigs like no
You are always limited by the same constraints that a challenger player is right diamond challenger iron
You're all by the same constraints, but what makes it different is going to be how you play the fights
So keep watching okay, okay
Okay, so now look play for the crab and now over here, right the zigs he gets engaged on by the twitch
Now, I wanted to imagine that you were here, and then while you're doing the crab you're
droning, because you don't need to be doing anything, you would never go bot, so look
at what your character does here.
You walk around for about, do you see this?
Yeah.
Okay, now I wanted to imagine, look at this player right now, I want you to look because
this is important, imagine right now that here you instantly start walking up, what
would happen?
I'd cut her off quicker, probably killer.
Exactly. So over here, what fucked up this play?
Me just dilly-dallying with my dick in my hand.
Okay, but that's perfect. But the problem is that that doesn't fix anything, right?
So now the question is, what can you do differently in order for that to not happen again?
Tell me, talk to me.
Drone and just tap one time in the direction I want to go.
Exactly. But it's also about preemptively making a plan, right?
while you're doing the scuttle crab and you know that the scuttle crab is not going anywhere,
right? It's about joining mid and saying, hey, my mid laner is going to fight, I'm going to kill
the crab, then I'm going to walk up. And then if you would have done that, that would have already
been the first kill, right? Because look, you wait over here, imagine right now this guy was already
dying, right? Like he lived with one auto, imagine we're here five seconds earlier. What would your
your score be right now.
Oh, you're right.
I would have got to kill.
Right.
So you would have been one in.
Oh, so what was the reason you didn't get this kill here?
We'll write it on a notepad so that you have something that you can look back on.
Cause I dilly dally.
I dilly dally.
All right.
All right.
So let's say let's do a list of mistakes.
Okay.
So say one X.
Okay.
You dilly dallyed.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Good.
So perfect.
It's good.
Right.
So now let's keep.
Are you ready to keep watching? Do you want to keep watching?
Yes.
Alright then, let's go. Let's see what happens now.
So over here you start taking his minion wave. I like that.
Now why do I like you taking his minion wave?
Because all of my teammates are pussies and that's my goal.
Exactly. They're fucking NPCs, so this is fucking gold that belongs to Big Jettie.
Now, there's something though, and there's one thing that I'm going to say,
and it's going to make this play actually wrong to take his wave.
Now, I wanted to look at the map and I wanted to see if you can figure out why taking the minion wave here is actually a bad idea.
Because my next camp spawns in six seconds.
Exactly, bro. So the thing is that here, by you deciding to say fuck your team, it was the right call, but it's the right call to make if you have nothing else to do, right?
Yeah, but because there's more gold elsewhere, like I could just let him have it.
Exactly, right? It's like, imagine, imagine you have an old man, right? And he's gonna
be dead in five years, so you still is Honda Civic. But imagine there's another guy that
has a Lamborghini, and you could have stolen that instead. It's not wrong that you sold
a Honda Civic, but you had the Lambo waiting for you. So you made a correct call, but there
was an even more correct call that made this one bad. Does that make sense?
Yes, 100% coach.
Perfect. Okay. So now look, so now we keep watching right and now you're delayed
So what ends up happening is like I want you to I need you to watch this
Okay, and one X speed just so you can understand that this is how your gameplay looks, okay?
So you start taking them in we've I tell you to recall so right now. It's four minutes and four seconds, right?
Yeah, okay, so now watch
Oh my God, holy dilly-dally, holy dilly-dally, wow.
Bro, I gotta be quicker.
That's two X dilly-dally, attitude of the list.
That's two X dilly-dally.
So now, two X dilly-dally,
but we are seeing it in real time, right?
You see how a lot of the times, the mistakes you make,
it's always the same thing,
but you repeated so many times that it fucked shit up?
Yep, exactly, yeah.
All right, so let's keep watching now, okay?
let's keep watching. All right, so you recall. Okay, perfect. You're on out of base. Wait,
I'm learning this shit now. Come on, I'm learning this shit. There you go. Exactly. So even here,
for example, right, like, look, you didn't save your, your user to share. But now look,
you see that little half second, like, these are the things you're going to have to fix.
Where it's like, look, I want you to really look at this so you can realize when it's happening
your games. Watch this. So you kill the Krugs, right? You saw that?
Yeah, I stopped. It's 3x dilly-dally. Yes, it's 3x dilly-dally. And the thing is, I
know that most people are going to look at that and they're going to say, well, it's
not an issue, right? Because let me ask you a question. Half a second, is that normally
going to cause an issue? Honestly, half a second. No, I mean, unless you're really, right?
Yeah, yeah exactly like half a second by you're fine like it's like wow right you know like half a second who cares
But the reason why this is important for us to realize is because it's not that half a second
That's important
It's the fact that you didn't have your next play in mind for you to instantly go to it
And that's what we're trying to fix the reason why you're dilly-dallying is because you're only playing with what's on your screen
There's no direction.
There's no direction.
Exactly.
It's like, you can see, think of it this way.
It's like, right now, you're walking,
but you're sitting there, and you're
waiting until your foot is down for one second
before you move the other one, right?
And what we're trying to do is we're
trying to make the walking process automatic,
so both your legs are constantly in motion.
You see what I mean?
Yes.
OK.
Yep.
And that's why things like ganking, things
like getting kills, things like objectives,
those are all things that come with time.
Once you're able to run, but first we need to teach you how to walk, right?
And step one to walking is setting up a plan, right?
Yeah, there needs to be a direction and like, what am I going to do next?
What am I going to do next?
Yes.
So, and the thing is that this is supposed to be a question that you ask
while you're already doing something.
So if you're doing the Krugs, it's okay.
Next is the Raptors.
If you're doing the Raptors next is the Wolves.
If you're doing the Wolves next is Grump.
And then while you're on the Grump, ooh, do I want to go butter?
do I want to go mid? So then you join a bit. Oh, well, crab is up. I can go crab as well.
And then you instantly walk. Are you seeing how the process works?
Yes, coach. Yes, coach. Yep. Okay, perfect. So now let's keep watching.
Okay, so you look for this. See, like there you just keep walking fluidly. This is good.
Yes, coach. All right. So this is nice. Okay. So now here, right?
So here you clear the wolves. Now, do you remember when I talked a little bit about setting up your next plan?
Yeah.
So the next plan that you're normally going to want to go for is grump, right?
Yep.
But this is a thing as a jungler, you're an omnipotent being and you can actually do kind of whatever you want, right?
So what it means is that here you have options, okay?
Okay, because yes, you could go for the grump, which is an option that you should normally do
But imagine while you're doing the grump you're also saying wait
There's a fight going on here and you like drone and you look at your twitch, right?
So imagine now you're like, okay
Well, I'm gonna walk to the grump
But I also want to see what's going on right because you always want to take the best play correct. Yes. Yeah, exactly
All right, so now imagine you're sitting here James. You're right
We're gonna do this and you're looking at the twitch while you're walking to your grump, right? And you see that he's fighting, okay?
Why did my brain that you may walk into three enemies right there?
Well because he's iron right it's like it's like okay. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question if
A two-year-old child walks into a burning pit of fire, right?
Is it the child's fault for doing it or is it the parents fault for not preventing that from happening?
parents exactly and it's the same thing and low elo so it's not this twitch's
fault that he's a fucking moron it's your fault because you could do more to
carry games where you are gonna get these fucking morons so it's almost like
imagine you're in that situation but instead of taking the twitch out of the
fire you're gonna sit there and you're gonna grab the twitch's corpse and you're
gonna start eating it for more sustenance right and then you're gonna
sit there that's like what getting shutdowns is like so when your team is
like feeding you should be viewing it like they're jumping into a fire but
then you're gonna eat their bodies said you can get stronger does that make
sense yes yes master right so when we sit them we say our team is playing like
shit we should be like oh yes I can sit there and I can get really strong now
I want to hear you Jamesy
There you go. So that's what it's all about, bro. It said you're gonna sit there and you're
gonna be like, oh, the twitch is feeding, but he got everyone low. So we're gonna eat
his corpse. Okay. And we're gonna see if there's another play. You understand? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. All right. So that's why now you saw the grump, right? Your team comes in and at
this point, you're committed on to the grump. Okay. So we're gonna finish it. Right. So
So now, where should you be going after this bump is done?
You should be going.
Set it out.
Set it out.
Set it out.
Exactly.
Now, where should you click as a right click move?
The bush.
The bush.
This one, right?
Yeah.
Now, why are you going to click here?
Talk to me.
Because that's Shadow Nets' escape point.
That's where I have to cut them off at.
And it's not just that, but it's also a lot faster for you to go here than it is to go
all the way around.
All the way around.
I ended up going around.
So look what happens, Jinxie.
You clear the gromp and then...
All right?
And over here, you said that the problem, okay, was that you clicked away after flashing,
right?
No, well, I queued on him like 100 times and kept tapping, but I never got a ring, so then
I turned away as I get on him.
Yep.
But now let me ask you a question with what we just saw.
Is that really the reason why you didn't get this kill?
No, I could have still killed him, right?
Exactly, because look, let's go back 15 seconds.
And remember when we talked about...
Yeah, I could have just cut off the angle faster.
Right?
Imagine instead...
Easy.
Yeah, imagine instead you walk here, shoot, and then you're right there.
She's not living, bro.
She's dead.
So that's why, remember when I was telling you about the butterfly effect?
Yes, Coach, yes.
of this is a butterfly effect right because of both things that we talked about so far
we're done right you would be two and zero instead what's your score oh and two low oh
and two low you're fucking oh and two low bro but do you want to be oh and two low or do
you want to be two and oh tony two and oh joe two and oh joe yeah yeah yeah okay there you go
all right you want to keep watching or do you think uh no i think that's good bro like i think
I'm good like that's I could be doing so easy. All right. Good. The shit is easy
like there you go. So now show me how easy it is.
No, it's game is easy. All right. It is. This is the easiest fucking game in the motherfucking world.
All right. And now that's why Jinxam telling you your goal this game so many new share screen
your goal this game is to give such a performance that Highbice is going to sit there in his chair
receiving we need to make him sit there and be like dude how the fuck is Jc this
good this is going to be easy bro this let me get a water we get a water we
get water all right let's do it all right so what I'll do is I'll even
track all the mistakes that he does over the course of time that way we can
always have an accurate representation. So we can say May 5th, issues. So 3x dilly dallying.
And then what we'll do is over the course of weeks, we can sit there and we can really
see how he improves over time by him actually realizing that there are issues and what to
actually work on.
Alright, daddy has returned. Daddy has returned to daddy's chair.
Alright this daddy want to spank his little naughty boy. Yes daddy does
I didn't know you were that strong not you
Jungler
Daddy's gonna spank around the jungler, okay, let's go then. Let's go. Let's go
Alright, why are people already typing?
Just shut the fuck up.
I'm so tired of everybody fucking typing and...
See what you're going to do now?
Just shut the fuck up.
Okay, alright, then this is where you're going to do, okay?
I want you to click on the settings wheel on the top of your screen.
And then you're going to click where it says End Game Interface, right?
End Game Interface.
So End Game Interface, yep.
Scroll down.
Scroll down.
Let's go on.
Change chat visibility.
You're going to click that?
Pre-made only.
Done.
Perfect.
Let's now walk into mastery.
Good.
All right.
So now let me ask you a question.
What happens when Jitty gets his yeet?
What did you say?
I said, what happens when Jiddy gets his yee?
When Jiddy gets his yee?
Yep.
Jiddy gets his way.
That's good.
That's good.
When Jiddy gets his yee, Jiddy gets his way.
So we're okay.
Wow.
We, we actually just dodged a fucking Google Doc because they almost locked in a
miner as their jungler.
Wow, saved by the bell.
All right.
Okay.
So now listen, Jinxie, what were our three mistakes in the bot?
Too much dilly dallying.
Always need to have direction.
Always have direction and stop taking the long way.
Cut people off.
Cut people off.
Exactly.
And what is going to help with the dilly dallying?
Direction.
Looking at the map.
Droning.
Setting up plans.
Yeah, okay, so now what how we're gonna do this, okay is I'm gonna help you get to a point where you're setting up these plans
So I'm gonna be really inclined how we're gonna do it is I'm gonna tell you what like camp you're gonna go for it
And then while you're doing that just doesn't see more on my team
You know what that means right yep
Exactly and the thing is you also have a shake-off to those ones are PDFs to
So here and here.
Yep, so you're going to go for the blue.
So now, Jynxie, I'm always going to ask you, what's next, right?
So you're going to have to sit there and you're going to have to tell me.
That way we can also get to a point where when you play off-stream, you can do this as well, okay?
So it's going to be an exercise. So what's the plan now? Talk to me, let's go.
Break this kite, smite it, break rock, go down, smite her.
Yep, but listen, all the mechanics and everything, it should be second nature now.
a nation now so we're just gonna have to hear blue grump I'm gonna say what's up
your blue grump chickens all right good there you go
what blue grump walks? blue grump walks
alright? my blade is yours
let's do it let's do it let's see it
oh my team is gonna kill
nice that's good so now smite it
smite it
and now walk to the grump there you go no deli dying
i like to sit at control e
alright and now QE
So you should always know intuitively how much damage your last attack is going to do
because you can read it right, it's 55, so you already know when you have to like click
off.
Uh, in my USF.
Oh no it's okay.
Whoops.
Okay.
So now I saw what to eat because your ears up, thank you, have fun.
So what's next?
Uh, just whatever the yellow thing is I'm going to do.
No, no, no, what's next? After Wolves, what's next?
Chickens.
Chickens, there you go, perfect.
I need to shoot the words.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
Snuff.
It's good.
Alright, snuff, what?
Perfect, there you go, you're starting to learn.
So remember, your little jungle pet always does a little bit of overkill damage.
So you can already start walking away when it's very, very, very low.
Okay.
There you go, I saw that instant Q.
I saw the instant Q, I like that.
Remember, do not smite the big raptor ever, because if you smite the big raptor, you see how you're staying there and you're killing all the small ones now?
Yeah.
You waste time.
So if you want to use your second smite, you can use it on the red buff, okay?
Let's see.
What's after E?
What's after red?
Uh, uh, rocks.
Rocks, okay.
And now, what's after rocks?
Uh, scut.
Scut. Okay, cool.
So now we're gonna have to go for the rocks and then drone bot drone mid because remember if rock if crab is the next fight
Right, then we have to see what's going on bot and mid. So now drone bot, drone mid
Okay, so now you're gonna clear this and then you're gonna walk to the sky. Go
Fuck!
It's fine. It's the learning process. Control W. Control W.
Now I want you to drone bot, drone mid.
Joanbaugh, Joanmit while you're walking because you're walking you're good. So the Viego showed top so you can just take this cut now. Got it
All right, so now Joanmit. Let's see what's happening while you're clearing this remember Joanmit
Okay, so looks like you might go for fight mid. So you're gonna take this and then you're gonna walk towards mid, okay?
Good, okay instantly moving so now you're gonna
Okay, walk in instantly just go and fight her so you're gonna queue and then while you're queuing you're gonna eat
Go on her on her under let's go Jinksy go flash Q flash you flash you flash for it
Yeah
Yes, no, yeah, we call suck my dick bitch suck my fucking dick
So you swear to God bro save a lot. I swear to God. She's the only minor
It's okay though, it's okay though because let's say Jinxie, what we can do is we can
just play for the grump.
Of course, for the one time I say that sentence.
She actually a minor?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
I think she's the only yordle that's a minor.
Okay, grump is gone so go to the walls.
I didn't know, Jack. I cut my hand.
Ow.
Good. So now look, remember to use your W auto reset.
So what are we going to do after the wolves?
Uh, chickens.
Chickens. There you go.
Alright. And now after the chickens, what's going to be next?
Uh, rocks.
Exactly. So we're learning. Perfect.
I want to know what yes, yes, no you see I never back down never want
Never give up
All right, so now
I want to jump it. I want to jump it jump it jump it jump it jump it jump it jump it okay now walk to the clubs
She couldn't you could have maybe looked for a gang bug. We're not gonna worry about that. It's too risky right now, okay?
All right, so now what's the play after the rock strings in my brain is yours?
Recall or no Scott
Okay, so press E. Press a don't forget you have to smart charging the smite so you can also spike
So now drum mid drum bot drum mid drum bot because there's 20 seconds left. So mid looks killable, right?
So let's walk mid
So you're gonna walk through yep. There you go. You're just gonna right click on the path. So just keep walking
she's iron so she's probably a fucking stupid bastard so she's not gonna see
walking all right wait John bot John bot John bot someone's happening here wait
still look on your character look on character okay now go for the Scott
go with Scott it's okay no matter fine change okay so now why don't you own
it don't make them at John met because we have to join Jink see you don't need
to see it's happening on the top don't make alright walk there let's go for the
kill okay so now I don't think you can kill this so back up yeah just back up just like that's
okay all right so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go for the enemy red go enemy red
right now enemy red right now so why am I saying the enemy red buff because the ego show or recall
Cuz Viego just died and we know that Viego
I think at least
Oh, we know I'm retarded because he actually cleared opposite of you
Oh
Oh, oh, oh, it's a fucking Christmas miracle. All right, so press E. Let's get these rocks now jump up. Let's see what's going on
Okay, so now after these rocks what we're gonna do is you're gonna save you and look for that top
No, no, top top top top up
Like you're gonna just look you're gonna just suck so oh, okay. All right. Just walk out. Just walk out you gave it away
You gave it away
All right, so in the future. Okay, wait no going going hold on you're nice fighting you're nice going fucking crazy
All right, and then just find him oh
Okay, kill them in in kill them in in oh
Yeah, that's okay. That's okay
So they're jing see what we have to do in the future and I would like tell you more about it
Is it's more about like drowning to see because like there do you see how it feels overwhelming when I'm saying like
Yeah, I know but that's why it's like you need to drone at the right time so that's why it's also about seeing when they're on your mini map going
You know what I mean? Oh good. We still wanted one. Yeah, and the one that you have is to a turret. It doesn't count
aren't those like the worst deaths well no because then we get snuffing out of it
oh oh true yep so now press E okay so just play for your full clear now let's
okay all right so what's after ground no wolves then all right now Joan top
Joan top let's just go on top right now she's walking up all right so you want
get a kill on her yeah all right so that's what we're gonna do then so you're
gonna take the gromp and then afterwards you're gonna walk top no no no no no no
no no yes because remember what did we say about cutting her off you remember
yep and now John John we need to see what's going on jing see there's a fight
happening no walk in walk in okay cute nice there it is that's my kill bitch
I'll steal all these fucking kills! I'm the Grinch!
This is how the GENGE stole the kills!
Yes, bro. Yes.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I love jungler! I love jungler!
See bro, I'm telling you, and it just had to take a little bit of frustration for us to make a breakthrough, right?
Yes, Gromp. Yes.
Alright. So now, play for the Raptors, and then while you're going for the Raptors, you're just going to clear.
Because this is the important part, right? You saw how when you went for the Gromp, you didn't go for the Folklare because the Vex was top?
Yep, yep.
The reason why I told you to go for that play is because of the information on the minion map.
So I care for example, you wouldn't want to go mid, because you don't have any teammates mid to play off of, right?
But let's say you had a teammate mid right now, then maybe after red you could look for a kill.
So now you're gonna go for the red and then the quags. You always want to look for plays and scout out plays
While you're going for other stuff, right?
Okay
So like here for example go for your quags. You saw your your shaco just went mid. So now jump mid
Let's see what's up over there. She also is going on. She's not perfect. So now you're gonna play for the quags
Your next place is gonna be the Scuttle Crab, right? Now if the Scuttle Crab is gone, what are you gonna do, James?
Recall, why don't you look at the map?
Yeah, recall, right? Because the only thing would be those grubs. So that's why now you see the Scuttle Crab's alive, so you're gonna play third. So go for the crab.
Why the-
Why the- why the fuck did my mother fucking to me take my crab?
That's like- wow. Okay,
Okay, drone bot for a second, like keep recalling, but drone bot, alright.
So this is another important thing too, is sometimes you're just gonna have to like sit
there and you're going to have to like drone bot recalling to see if there's another play
that you should cancel your recall for, okay?
Yep, I understand, coach.
Good.
This guy's 5 and a half.
Is this loser's queue?
What's happening right now?
it's losers queue for the envy to know but yep exactly I told you it's on a
joke okay go for your wolf sir walks now what's the play after wolves
I don't know, recall?
Why would you want to recall?
Go to the grubs.
So like, here for, no no, the grubs, not the chickens.
Yep.
So here's the reason why you shouldn't recall, is because you're sitting there and you're
like, oh, okay, so now with JnC, you're gonna have to R and Q on her.
R Q on her.
Let's go.
E?
Don't forget about the E. Don't forget about the E. Now run on her.
This is good.
This is good!
No!
Yes!
YES! YES! YES!
SIT DOWN YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Alright, there we go.
Three kills for Jinny.
When Jinny gets his yeet, Jinny gets his way!
So fucking worth.
You're watering him up in baby oil right now.
No, I didn't mean to bother.
so now it's okay, just watch your bot
so now drone bot, drone now grabs
are you eating coach? what are you eating?
it's a kimchi soup
do you know what that is?
what the fuck is kimchi what okay dude what the fuck was that flash oh I flashed I meant
to um farm it's okay I just played for your your oppin's
alright so listen after this drone drone to the bot side river because we saw
Brand walking up so drone bot and then walk towards it. Yep. Now go for it
Now I want you to arm and Q arch you arch you we arch you we arch you we good and then go keep going
All right now keep going keep going. They're still Diego nice go from go from go from him. I back up now back up
He's so on the chart
All right, so now take his camps take his camps
So Jin see let me ask you a question imagine when the medieval ages and you kill the owner of a barn
What's the first thing you're gonna do?
Murder his cows
Well, yeah, exactly because fuck his cows, right and it's the same thing with when you still can oh wait
That's actually really high. I keep playing. Yeah, it's good
Yeah, so it's the same thing with like jungling but it's like have you any junglers that you need to take all their shit
All right now go go for the rocks
yeah go for the chickens chickens are safer I know take the chickens bro okay
he's getting gas in the jungle yeah but now join my dream agency because
remember we need to know what our next place now walk mid walk mid because
it's a free kill right now drone while walking now remember you want to right
click on your mini-map to walk towards them okay okay
SIT DOWN!
VEX! YOU FUCKING SUCK!
YOU SUCK VEX!
QUIT THE GAME! QUIT THE GAME!
Alright, good. So now you're gonna play for the crab,
and then after the crab you're gonna look for the Herald.
Now, James, let me ask you a question. Why'd you get so many kills this game?
Because I'm not dilly-dallying.
I'm not dilly-dallying.
You're not dilly-dallying your drone and you're creating plans, right?
Were you doing that in any of your other games?
No. No.
Exactly!
Why am I dying? I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying. Wait, I'm dying, I'm dying.
No, you're not going to die, you're going to die.
Go behind it and hit the eye. When you hit the eye, it gives bonus damage. That's fine.
Alright, now drone on the Nasus.
Okay, now you can walk on him, but only go in when he's super low, because he won shots.
Alright, just back off, it's fine. Back off.
All right, so now we're gonna my place is yours
Okay, so now right-click the wins who's yep, and then walk to the dragon so in the mid game your first priority is always objective
It's not fun. Okay
My blade is yours
I think she's already gonna die. Okay, so you can just walk for the dragon, but do you see what you did there?
Yeah, I didn't dilly-dally. I cut that in 12. No, no, but it's not just that you didn't dilly-dally.
What you did there was something that even rank 1 challenger players sometimes don't do, where if you're going for a play,
and then while you're going for play, you're looking for better options, right?
Yeah, it's all about, um...
There you go!
He's gonna die, right? Or no?
Yeah, uh, yeah, he did.
But now you don't want to take his jungle camps because all of yours are up,
so you get more from taking all this stuff.
Okay.
Alright, nice.
So now, after the blue, look for the ground.
nice let's go what a win what a win it's not over I keep going it's no jinxing
can I tell you something else they can start doing yes daddy all right listen
up son so you know how I told you about making plans based off like what's
going on in the game yeah so you see that little purple bar next to your
character no I don't see a purple bar that yeah yeah so now I wanted to kill
the Raptors and when they die I want to look at what happens to that bar.
What happened?
It went up.
So that bar is your progress to the next level.
So what you can even do is you can get to a point where you even know when you're going
to get a level up and kill a jungle monster so that you can already have the control
eat ready so it's like setting up more plants well now we're talking yeah yeah i like that
good
all right so now go for the crab okay now after the bot crab after the bot crab what's your playing
recall why would it be recall jane see um i could just stay with my team yeah because look you see
how his blue buff has two seconds up it means that you don't have to recall because your team is pushing
up so you want to use the fact that they're invading to get more ground and
think of it like in siege okay when your team is pushing up are you gonna want
to sit back or do you want to push up with them I want to put that one up
exactly League of Legends is the same thing when your team is moving as unit
across the map you also want to see if you can make plays that kind of like are
close to what they're doing so now walk to the check-ins they're checking yeah
Alright, so now go look at Jonah at the Jonah play, okay so go for the chickens, go for
the chickens, and then after the chickens you can maybe go for a kill.
So after the chickens I want you to walk up because now Jiddy's on the hunt, you're
the fucking, you're the top dog okay?
Go kill kill!
R R R R!
And then you can spawn him, I thought, uh, uh, never mind don't flash.
Yeah, just walk through, maybe you'll find him anyways.
Whatever.
Okay, so that's fine, we got a splash.
Now the Nasus is here, fight the Nasus, the big dog.
So...
Okay?
So now we're just start fighting.
Good?
Okay, your Teemo's here.
So worst case scenario, Teemo's gonna get the kill, you set it up, it's chill.
I think we just lost the game.
I think we just lost the game.
No, I know. Listen. Listen.
You didn't lose, but yeah, that was pretty horrible.
But it's okay. So now what you're going to do, Jengzee,
is you're going to buy Gwyn's Seuss.
Focus on the next play, okay?
No, I think we just lost Gwyn's Seuss.
No, you didn't.
Every win bad.
Yeah, I'll give you a listen. Listen.
Play for the Baron. Just stop pinging the Baron.
Because remember what happens when you're in the mid-game.
Remember how to win games?
Yeah, how do you win games in the mid game objective?
Now it's baron time
Yep, so start pinging it go
Pinging it
Going going all right, let's go
All your teams aren't here though. They're not you can do it
Alright, so now what you're going to do is you're going to go to the bot scuttlecraft
because dragon's up in 35 seconds, so the bot river crab.
Because remember when I said it's played on objectives in the mid game, so now if your
team isn't helping you on the baron, but you see that there are things to do around dragon
and you can just solve.
So now, three scuttle, and then after that, dragon, okay?
And then now just stay on top of the dragon, drag, drag, drag, cause it's up in five seconds,
be the one that spawns.
Okay so now walk mid.
Walk mid and jump mid. Walk mid and jump mid.
So you can go for a fight here. Press R and go fucking ballistic now.
Control E while you're running
All right now just back off nice that's good
Okay, so now I want you to farm the wolves from the wolves from the bot side
What do you mean?
No, so the wolves okay
Remember how everything is like never on the opposite side depending on what side of the map you're on
okay so the wolves if they're on your pop side this game where are they on on
the enemies? Bottom? Exactly. I'm just taking all those gaps that I'm trying to do.
There you fucking go just take all his shit why not dude? Yeah. I'm about to fill
the whole game in a second. Like listen Jinxie, Jinxie imagine it like okay
listen if you have a shithead boss at work right and he gives you cancer can
Can you beat the fuck out of him?
Uh, no, you'd get fired.
Exactly.
But imagine it was the 1400s.
Would you be able to beat the fuck out of him?
No, I don't think so.
Yes, you would.
So that's why in League of Legends, how it works, is you look like you're in the medieval ages,
and you can just fucking kill people and steal their shit all the time.
Should I steal this guy's kills?
Yes, you should.
So now go.
Close.
Almost done.
We're changing the game! We're changing the end!
Really?
How? How? How?
You can't! Yes!
Where? Where?
Just hit the- hit the tur- oh, uh, back up.
Okay.
No, go, go, go, go, go, go!
End!
Yes!
What did I go?
Bro, let's go, guys!
What a bounce back!
Four kill, three death, three assist, man.
There you go!
Four kill, three assist.
I'm gonna set a damage now.
I'm saying $11,000.
It's not about the damage, Shelf.
It's about the damage taken.
So click the little sword next.
Yep.
There you go!
Top damage taken!
That's a hard carry, bro.
Why did you laugh when you said that?
Why did you laugh, Shelf?
I'm not laughing.
No, dude, what? You're fucking laughing. Why'd you laugh?
No, J-Jingxi, this is how I always talk.
No, you're laughing right? I just heard you laugh again.
Jingxi, I don't know if you're like actually like,
Jingxi, I always talk like this.
They're saying tank yee, what does that mean?
It means that you sat there and you walked
through the fucking streets like a tank,
blowing up civilian houses like a beast.
That's not good! What?!
You don't blow up civilians?
Oh yeah, true, my bad. I forgot that in 2026 we have fucking war crimes. My bad, dude!
Okay, Don says, I'm gonna go queue again and get chips, okay?
Alright, let's go.
Don't drive these rams!
Drive these shit!
You're fucking hitting your ass all over them, bro!
All right guys, I'm gonna eat my kimchi soup now give me a sec
Hi, buddy, this is Captain Q
Hi, buddy! Oh, I'm lucky
Wait, you're not high-vives Q up?
Yo, what's up?
I'm listening, what's up?
Yep, what's good?
Talk to me bro, how do you think I played that game bro, for real?
Real talk, real talk?
Let me explain to you something, okay?
because I'm about to completely destroy your brain are you ready okay yeah did
you carry that game yes or no were you the one that was like the sole reason
you want yes or no yes okay so the answer is no so let me explain to you why
that's important okay okay okay okay so the reason why it's important is because
that game there are things called primary care carries and then there are
secondary carries right so a lot of the times a mistake that a lot of people make is when they get
they see that their team is getting a lot of kills they think that they always have to beat
up with the team but as long as you're farming and you're scaling then you will always still be ahead
of the enemy so think of it like a fallback option right where your team are the big titans right
that are going crazy but you're still training in the background so that if they fall down and if
if they start fucking up you can still save the day does that make sense yes daddy yes daddy
so that's why that game in my opinion you played a perfect game because that game you were farming
you were setting plans you were doing all that stuff you're being efficient and you were very far
ahead of the enemy jungler which would have meant that even if your team started fucking up you would
have still been able to shit on them what happens now let me ask you a question jingsy
if you really care about the grind why the fuck are you eating seed oil chips
you're right I just slapped it out of my hand sorry coach
Jinxie your ancestors ate raw meat and you're sitting here eating fucking
seed oils and added sugars what's going on bro
you're right I just slapped it out of my hands I'm sorry I won't fit it up again ever again
From now on, you're on a carnivore diet.
For the next month that you play League of Legends and I'm serious this is going to help
you a lot, I want you to only eat meat or very basic carbs because an issue that you're
going to have is that this is this probably happens to you in every game.
But when you eat carbs, your brain becomes very slow, right?
Because you enter food coma, right?
Yes.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, you don't actually get the same effect if you sit there.
If you sit there and you eat meat, right, or like very basic carbs.
So that's why when you're gaming and you're going crazy, you need to sit there and only
get nourishment that doesn't inhibit your growth.
Does that make sense?
So just eat meat?
Yes.
Meat and if you want, small amounts of rice.
Why the fuck are you eating the rest of the popcorn?
Coach, after that bag, I'm done.
I just finished it.
Coach, now I'm done.
So, you eat pistachios and stuff?
Well, that depends. When you fucking stab a pistachio, does it bleed?
Nine? No, it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't.
Then no! No fucking pistachios, bro! Mate!
Yes, coach. Okay, so, what type of meat, like, what should I eat tonight?
Like, after I'm done with this drink. What should I eat?
Well after you eat you're not gaming anymore so you can eat whatever the fuck you want.
It's just probably your gaming that matters.
So when I'm gaming eat raw livers?
What do you want me to do when it's carnivore-dye-meat?
Dude you only doodash anyways.
You can just fucking sit there and search about meat and then just buy meat.
Okay okay.
Like I'm telling you just search up meat and then what you could even do is you could make
a Facebook post be like yo guys I need to eat a lot of meat.
I need meat in my mouth.
And then if you'd do that, there's a-
I'm not- I- I- I- I like-
Like, bro, think about what you're saying.
I'm not gonna word it like that, you f***ing idiot.
Guys, I need meat in my mouth.
On Facebook.
You want me to type that?
Then I'm gonna do that.
I mean, there's also Craigslist too.
Brother, I've not-
It's not about the site, I'm not typing that.
Ever.
Okay, ma- okay.
Then you know what? My bad.
My bad. Okay?
So play for the red, and I'll play for the full clear.
Let's go.
So what's up to the red buff? Talk to me.
Rocks, rocks, rocks, rocks.
The rocks, perfect.
So now control E, there you go.
So Jinx E, Jinx E.
I'm going to tell you some timers.
Okay, listen I'm going to tell you some timers.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
When you kill your first jungle monster, you get level 2.
After you kill 3, you get level 3.
After you kill 6, you get level 4.
So that's why over here, while you're doing these raptors, when it is about to die and
And it's like dead.
I want you to start spamming ctrl-q, okay?
For the instant level up.
Can you do that for me?
That was spamming ctrl-q, okay?
Yep.
But only like right now you're not eing, you're not queuing, you're not doing anything.
So you need to like find a way that you can do this like all together, right?
So just know that after this you walk to your wolf's and it's ctrl-q, right?
Now look.
There you go, instant level up.
Perfect.
Here we go, baby!
You're starting tomorrow now. That's why I like to see let's fuck. I know no more gilly-gally
No more deli-dallying no more snilly snallying. Do you understand? Yes, coach?
All right
All right, so I'll kill the last one and you're gonna lose you're gonna do the romp before the bleacher
No, I got also
So why didn't you start with Q that for max range and then why didn't you evolve Q'ing?
Because I'm a piece of fucking shit coach, because I'm a piece of shit.
No, I'm a dirty piece of shit.
No, Jynxxi, it's because you ate fucking seed oils!
You're right, you're right, coach, you're right, coach, you're right, coach, you're
always right.
Coach is always right.
Alright.
Alright, now Jynxxi, let's go for the bot crab after this, okay?
So start joining mid, joining bot, because that sets up your next play.
John mid, John bot. Let's see.
Okay, no one's bot. So now while you're walking to the crab, I want your John mid.
So you're gonna like right click on the crab, John mid. John mid? Okay.
All right, who's here? Fight the crab and just run. Just fight the crab and run. So you're gonna have to smite this and run away.
Okay.
Nice. And now go for the double crab! You can go for the double crab. This is free. Oh my god.
No, no, no, double crab, double crab.
Your team's able to run away, it's fine, don't worry about it.
We can sell Jon to see what's going on if you want.
Nice respect, respect for taking the minion.
Thank you coach, thank you coach, thank you coach.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Still get this?
Alright.
Okay, so now Jon top, Jon top, Jon mid, Jon top, Jon mid, Jon top, Jon mid.
Okay, after this you're going to gank top.
Are you ready?
Now, start pinging help top. Ping assistance.
Go. You're going in. There you go. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep!
Alright, that's fine. Back up. Your set's a fucking piece of shit.
What a fucking pussy, bro. Sack!
Like, do you want to get fucking life?
Alright, take his minion wave as punishment. Take his minion wave as punishment.
Yeah, take it all. Yep, he deserves this. He deserves this.
Fuck! That- Wait, go in, go in, go in! Go in!
Wait, this is pretty- Q, Q, Q?
Oh, wait, okay.
Oh my god, he auto-matered.
Okay, so, listen, buy your items, and I'll tell you what we learned from that play.
What did we learn?
Oh, that's fine, you're on assist, you're on assist.
Coach, what did we learn?
So what we learned is that our set is a fucking piece of shit.
So in League, when your team plays bad, you need a mentally bookmark it.
You need to view it as like, imagine some dude snakes you and now you know he's a fake fuck.
So now we know this set is a fucking piece of shit, so are we ever going to help him again?
Nope.
Nope, no the fuck we're not, exactly.
So is that a win?
yes yeah that's a way you're fucking god damn right it is fuck that yeah exactly
what a fucking fucking yep so now don't forget as well you're always putting a
second pun in your E you don't want to do that
it's okay it happens it happens it happens me ho thank you me
sorry
okay so now look for this and then after that world so rappers world rappers
and then while you're going for the wolves, I want you to drone mid, drone bot, because
remember we need to see what's happening on the map, maybe there's free kills.
So Jinxie, you know how sometimes you're just going to be drone mid or bot and you're going
to see that someone's really low HP and you can just walk and get a free kill, like that
happened in the last game?
That is the way that you're actually supposed to get out of low elo.
So in low elo and so about like I would say emerald that have no no no grump grump grump
grump so that happens literally all the time and it's a way that you're actually going
to climb because you're going to get so many kills off of just like fucking dumb bastards
doing dumb shit that you're going to get so far ahead that you just win something sense.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah I did.
Am I going to get enough free kills I can just get out of my rank?
Exactly yes.
So now go for the Scuttle Crab.
My blade is yours!
Alright, so now, okay, R and N go, R and N go!
R, R, R!
Now fight the Udyr.
Keep fighting.
Nice, nice!
That's in the cell.
Bro, why not get the kill? What the actual-
Fuuuuck!
so do you know what the problem of that fight was buy your item and then walk
to the red and I'll tell you what was the problem so the problem with that fight
is that you don't have your fucking W bro
wait so what's the order it's Q E Q then W Q E exactly so I wanted to think
Keck W oh that's actually great way to think about it okay yeah right so it's
It's KeckW, so it's KeckW, I want to say it.
KeckW, yep.
There you go, perfect, KeckW.
And now on Hecrem, what's the order?
Um, I don't even remember, bro, come on.
Tell me some slashing.
It's Quack, or no, it's actually QuackE.
So on Hecrem, on Yee, it's KeckW, on Hecrem, it's Quicky.
It's Quicky, it's Quicky.
So, Quicky, right?
Yep.
There you go.
Alright, so now go to your Raptors.
Now, drone top, drone mid.
He died to a minion!
Hahahaha!
Hang it the fuck up, bro.
Jesus Christ!
I've never died to a minion before.
That's insane.
Wait, is that actually true?
Never died to a minion.
Nice.
Okay, so now after this, you're gonna play for the wolves.
Okay?
But you're gonna also drone bot, drone bot, drone bot, drone bot.
Wax is going to show on the minimap, she doesn't want to hover over her.
Walkshade bot, walkshade bot, walkshade bot, walkshade bot.
Now the reason why, walkshade bot, walkbot, walkbot, yeah.
There you go.
So now I want you to walk through the bush, because you want to cut him off, right?
You need to cut him off.
Good?
Oh, okay, that is not the way I wanted to go, but it's okay.
So now just walk bot, and now drone bot while you're walking there.
So right click on the minimap and then walk there.
Yep, this is good.
All right, so now R and then go.
Archie Archie Archie
Joan Joan, okay go bad crab bad crab bad crab bad crab
So reason why you're backing off is because here
There's not actually a potential for a luck skill
Let's go, let's go, let's go
Pin your koala, okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for the boob off now press P
Okay, press P and then okay now I press escape and then kill the boob off. I know we
Second for me. What the fuck was that?
Okay, so the reason why I told you to press P is because on your next reset you're gonna want to buy your item
So we needed to see if you had enough. Okay now go gromp. No waste my fucking time out here
Jc, maybe a f***er you'll have an act
Maybe if you fucking knew where the keys on your keyboard were it wouldn't take you five seconds to do the bare minimum
No, bro. I'm a controller
My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
This game should come out on controllers, Eric.
Okay, GenC, GenC.
GenC, since that was a low blow,
I'm gonna punch myself in the stomach now
as a punishment, okay?
Good game.
Ah! Fuck!
Ah! Fuck.
Okay, so now go for the wrappers and the clogs.
Oh fuck, I knew this, I don't know.
Don't, don't wanna be afraid.
Just kidding, I wanna get closer and closer.
I wanna get closer and closer.
Okay, so now drone top because after the crutch we can maybe look for a top
All right, John top John top John top
John top so do the crutch John top. Oh my god
That Urgot is looking fuckable.
That Urgot is looking fuckable.
Yep. Okay, so now Jinxy, press R and just run at him.
Do a fucking bat out of help.
Come here, you fucking pussy.
Come here, pussy boy! Pussy boy!
Up to spike, up to spike!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Give me all these minions!
Ginny gets whatever Ginny wants!
Ginny gets his way when the oil comes out!
WOAH!
I'm sorry, okay, yo, bye, bye.
I said, no, press B. Press B and we're gonna work on the dragon.
I'm so good at leak!
Dude, you're a fucking piece right now.
I'd still play for the Kraken Slayer.
There you go.
Alright, and now walk straight to the dragon.
That's a threat.
So you know, Jinxie, how much more in control do you feel of these games now?
Stop singing, Jinxie! You're in the fucking battlefield!
Sorry coach, sorry coach.
So you know, Joan Bart while you're doing this. Joan Bart while you're doing this.
Fast. Okay now walk-
Oh god.
Okay, you can fight this.
this. Yep, so just walk here. So now go in on the twitch. So just R and then go on the
twitch. R, R, E, R, E, R, E and then he's Zed. Just R to him. Nice! Nice! Never locks!
No locks! No locks! Shiesa! Shiesa! It's okay, Roy! It's okay, Roy! It's okay, Roy!
JC JC you just showed the enemy team that there's a bunch of fucking
Jons
What is who ran John?
That's another German word. It means like it's like an insult like piece of shit. Oh
Yeah, like son of a whore
Got it got it got it nice
All right, so now right quick the Gwynseuse and then go straight to the red
Alright, so Jyncey, now drone top, drone top, drone middle while you find this.
Because we're running off there's some free kills.
Jyncey, the rocks bro, the rocks bro, the rocks bro!
James, hit the rocks, the rocks!
DON'T THE DIE, FUCK!
Listen, the problem is you're getting too happy.
We'll one-less a weak player.
Never get happy or else you're gonna lose the game and then you're gonna get pissed off.
Got it.
Alright, so now drone top, drone top, drone top, drone top, drone top, drone top, drone top, drone top.
Alright, now go straight to the top, go straight top.
Right?
Okay, R, R, R, and just run, R run, R run, R run, R R R, Q, Q, Q, Q and E at the same time.
Body, rock.
Why is it when you sing it's fine, but when I do it's a problem?
What you talking about fucking oil like a freak?
The fuck is wrong with you man?
Dude, your neck name is Jay!
What do you think that means?
God damn it.
Catastrophe can lives on for eternity.
Alright, so now after this you're going to want to look for the gromp, okay?
Okay.
Alright, so now look, jump bar, jump bar, jump bar, jump bar, jump bar.
jump out again okay yes there is yes there is go to eat you have to send
them go nice what how did I die how did I die he's gonna be from long range
what the fuck is that it's cuz it's cuz he has a poison he has a poison
okay are we doing good we're kind of losing no yeah but you're doing good
Bro, that's what matters so now buy the Gwinsu's
I'm getting in there coach. I'm getting in there coach
That's what I like to see bro. You're fucking busting it wide open
You're busting it and you're dusting it remember ass
Okay, okay, go top go top top top top no Joan Joan
Okay, Jinx, I'm about to tell you something. Are you ready for it?
Yes.
When Jinx starts busting, everything starts crusting. Remember that.
Yep, okay.
Alright, so now play for the Krugs and then afterwards look towards the Herald.
The Herald. Because you don't have another play to me.
Yep, this is good.
BALZUO!
Dude, I don't speak Chinese.
French, French.
French!
Ok, pro tip about languages.
Any language that you don't speak is all the same because you can't understand it.
So whether it's Albanian, Chinese or French, it's all the same.
Oh no no no.
Ok, that's fine.
Pick up the eye pick up the eye. Uh, uh, yeah, yeah, pick up the eye. All right now run flash flash flash. Oh
God, no, he didn't mean he did he cage me. What the fuck was that?
Big up fucking he did he in this game
So Jensie do you want to know why you died there what?
It's because the way that ergot works is that you see how right now you're only level 11
Yeah, so since you're not level 18. He brings you to his diddy cage
So when you're level 18, yep
So that's why like they incorporate it in the game where they literally say they're like, okay
Well once you're 18 you can't bring to the diddy cage anymore, but anytime before then it's fuck. Okay. Okay, so if I'm 18 ergot
Yeah, exactly
I have an 18, or god can't get me.
Exactly, yes.
Okay, so now look for the twitch kill, cause he's pushing up far.
Yeah man, where's twitch?
Well just go for the gromp first, cause he's not-
All right!
No, the gromp!
Oh, the gromp!
Those are the bulbs!
Too late now, Marty, for a minute.
So now gromp.
Alright, so now go to the crab. There you go, perfect. Now after the crab, jagging this
up in 30 seconds, right? You're gonna want to play for that. Okay, press W-W-W. Okay,
now go and R-Q on her, R-Q on her, go!
What?! How did that little bitch kill me?! Is Luch broken or what, dude?
Yeah, that's why they always give her skins because Lux is another fake skill character
They make her seem hard so that all the fucking news play it and then buy her skins. Oh
Oh wait, so Lux is broken. Yes
Think of it this way bro. She has fucking four abilities three of them do damage how fucking stupid is that?
That's pretty dumb. Wait, what should I buy?
Okay, so now next item experimental hex play
And then now I want you to walk to the red
But then also look at your mini map if you see enemies show around bot side
Then you're gonna have to run there with your team, right?
So now your team wants to fight there. So just go go go go your your team is all positioned way that they're like being fucking stupid
Okay
So fine with my team yep scenario fine with your team
Okay, no, jitty it's your moment now
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, well, okay. Yeah, you're fucked
Wait, actually wait, maybe you can just skip run away run away. Oh god
Okay, you on the box come on what?
Okay, no Charlie
Coach I like
No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey, coach. What the fuck you got me doing? Okay, so I mean doing what the fuck?
You got me doing Jency Jency Jency we're gonna have to watch the replay. I'm not fucked. I mean what the fuck
Okay
Jency Jency
Then why do I he mode of high-fives jerking off in the chat like guys what the fuck is happening?
There's a emotive high-fives jerking off
Wait is it uncensored?
Bro, don't then get your head together!
Okay, sorry, sorry!
Okay, walk straight back, walk straight back here.
Our enemies must try hard.
They really will try hard.
What?
No!
Okay, so now what you're going to do is you're going to look for the red buff.
Just look for the red buff.
Yeah, there's a big, big dick yone in the way.
That's fine, you're gonna kill him. Run at him.
I wanted that to kill Stilts, so fucking bad.
Okay, now do Red and Mar do Red start spamming the fucking Baron with Wild Abandoned.
Good. So now after this Red goes shit to Baron, your team is going out, they're going out.
We need Baron to win this, we need Baron to win this.
No, no, no, no, look, look, look, look, look, there's a fight happening right now, look what's happening right now.
Okay, go on the twitch!
Don't test, when I see four people I don't know what my game...
Yeah, okay, so that's why, you see how I said go for the twitch there?
Yeah, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, I don't know, I'm so overstimulated, there's loud noises everywhere, big man, big man in all my holes dude.
Okay, so the way that we can practice that okay is I want you to go on Google and search up local gay clubs in my area
Why would I do that?
Because we need to get used to being around like we need to get you used to being around big burly men while the lights are going crazy
Okay
You actually want me to do that?
I mean listen you're the one that said you needed IRL stream ideas for YouTube. Oh my fucking god, bro. What the fuck?
Okay, sorry, sorry. Okay, look now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go for the blue buff here, okay?
Okay, they got Baron. It's over, Dante!
No, no, you're fine. Actually fine.
Wait, oh fuck. Okay, look for the wolves here.
So I wanted to talk to you about what you're doing because my cats are in my closet right now. I need to get them out.
Okay, so Jinxie you're gonna be on your own for about 20 seconds. Just do what you would normally do
One second
Oh my god, did he back?
Did he back?
I don't get it, she's over here at the top of the closet.
Die, ERGOT!
FUCKING DIE!
Does this ERGOT not die, ever?!
Okay, so what happened there?
There was three muscular men fucking me in my tight ass.
What do you want me to say?
Ergot killed my brain dead teammate and then got over leveled when I was about to kill him.
So then he survived.
Okay, so what we're going to do is after this game, we can look at team fighting, okay?
So because like right now this game, this is one of those games where this is why I say that the more practice you get, the better you're going to become.
Because it's about muscle memory when you get overwhelmed, but for now let's focus on what's going on, okay?
I want you to go in and then Q
So just like oh, so no joke this is why like when you're walking in you always want to drone over like where they are
So you can see how low HP they are, okay?
Yep, so watch the dots help or no, this is good
Okay, not bad. Okay, so now just wait, just wait.
Sorry, I'm not doing the right thing.
So listen this game do you remember how earlier on in the games the reason why you were losing
was was because of the deli dallying like do you remember that yeah so this
game the issue was the team fighting okay it's where if you got overwhelmed
during the team fights which is perfectly normal for newer player but
it's like what we can do is we can actually do want to watch the replay so
we can see what actually happened in them.
Because the replay helped you a lot last time.
So we can look at this replay
and we can see what happened in these fights
so that you can actually like see in real time
what's going on so I'll be understanding.
You wanna do that?
Yeah, yeah.
All right, perfect, let's do it then.
All right, also Jin say I wanna say, listen to me,
and I mean this with all my heart,
I'm proud of you today, genuinely.
And the reason why I'm proud of you
is because today's been a very frustrating day,
but you didn't give up after one game
and you also didn't give up after two.
Like you're sticking through it,
you're going through the painful process,
said you can get to a point
where you're destroying everything soon, okay?
So I know it's rough right now,
but I'm telling you, you're doing great, okay?
Bro, I'm fast tracking to iron four, buddy.
I don't, I got eight wins, 18 losses,
and I didn't wanna see my KD.
It's gotta be like 20 kills and 185 deaths, bro.
Yeah, but, okay, look, let's watch replay.
Can you see my screen?
Yeah, I'm in there.
All right, let's watch.
Okay, so this game-
It's crucial as possible, please.
Like, just be crucial.
I like that, I'm more than better like that.
Okay, so we're gonna watch until this point, right?
Cause at this point-
Like being slapped around.
Yep, so.
So, this is the first time that things went kind of bad, okay?
So when you're playing Master Yi, you are an assassin, okay?
Okay.
Are you following?
Yeah.
So what does an assassin like to do?
Kill.
Okay, exactly.
But normally, what are you going to kill?
Champions.
What kind of champions?
Squishy champions.
Squishies.
So think of it like rock, paper, scissors.
Assassins beat squishy, squishy beat tank, tank beat assassins.
Are you following?
Bro, you should have said that in the first day.
What?
But you're getting it, right?
You should have said that in the first day.
Yeah, but Jinxie, Jinxie, the reason why I didn't is because it only matters now.
Because you had a point now where you're farming, you're learning all this stuff, but now we
need to make you understand the team fighting.
So if Squishy gets beaten by a assassin, but you get beaten by a tank, then who in the
fight should you focus?
Squishy.
Squishy.
Okay.
So here you go in.
I say cue the Twitch.
You do it.
This is perfect.
Now, the one problem is of all your queuing, I want you to look over here, okay?
Because these are your abilities.
Are you watching?
Yeah.
So when they go on cooldown, that's when you press them, okay?
Yeah.
Okay.
If you're a UQ on the Twitch, I want you to look at your E and your R. Are you watching?
Yep.
You only ulted after two auto attacks, and you only E'd after.
So if you would have done this all simultaneously, where you Q, E, and then R at the same time,
then it would actually allow you to kill people faster and to do it a lot more consistently.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Okay, perfect
All right, so now what ends up happening right you kill the twitch
So there's something that happens with mastery when you get a kill. Do you already know what it is?
Or do you do I need to tell you gets old and gets healed to heal? No, so when mastery gets a kill
I want you to read the alt to check this out
Read what the passive says read that to me
Champion takedowns reduced the remaining cool that a master use basic abilities by 70%
So he kills a champion his shit regenerates faster exactly like it's almost like it instantly spawns
So here you say you're yep, so you say you're QEW are all in cooldown
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you kill twitch and then look what happens to your abilities. They're about to be up, right?
Yeah, yeah, now when you're in this position
Who do you think you should queue on to next?
Kevin, the little girl.
Exactly, you need to queue on the little girl.
So what do you think?
No, no, like the Lux or whatever the fuck.
Who is that?
Yeah, that's Lux, that's Lux.
Okay, Lux, Jesus Christ.
But who do you think you actually queue on here?
I probably queue on the tank because I'm a no good piece of shit.
Yep.
So here you queue on the tank.
Now I want you to imagine, James, see that you queue on the Lux here and you start hitting
her. What do you think would have happened? I would have killed her. You would have killed
her too, right? So, watch what ends up happening. You start hitting the tank, I say go on the
locks and then by this point it's too late, you die, right? Your team still gets kills,
but you could have been the one that would have gotten everything, right? Yeah. Fuck
my fucking team. You're right, bro, bro, that's really good advice dude. That's really good
advice. Just get your quickie guys, yeah. Yeah, so what we're gonna do is in our first
We saw that the issue was 3x dilly-dallying, right?
Yeah.
Now we're noticing that you're not using abilities when you go in, and we're also seeing target
focus issues.
So do you remember how when we were looking at the macro game, so like when you set up
your plans, you remember how we were saying that and saying after your wolves you go for
the grump?
Yeah, yeah.
So when your team fighting the same kind of thing applies, where you're fighting and
you're like okay I'm on the Twitch, who do I need to go on next?
And this is why League of Legends ends up becoming a hard game because it needs to almost
become a thing where it's automatic, you see?
Yeah, you just go to the little guys though.
That's easy, bro.
That's easy as shit.
You should have told me that day one.
Go to the little guys.
It's all good, it's all good, look.
So now we're going to keep watching, right?
Because now it ends up happening, right?
You respawn, you're chilling, you got a free kill top soon, I think.
Like you're living the good life, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Now keep watching.
So here, here, little guy killed it, little guy.
So here we see there's a play breaking out, right?
You come in.
Now, two little guys, yep, so, over here you queue in, and then while you queue, what's
an issue?
Oh, I didn't E, I'm not really...
You didn't E, so that's why you always have to queue and E at the same time.
So you killed the Twitch, it's good, but then you die.
Now, Jinxie, do you remember what I told you about how your W reduces damage?
Yeah, your W, what does my W do?
your W it heals but I can't move and I can't attack I hate using it don't I
lose damage I'm gonna show you something crazy okay so over here Lux
hits you with a CC ability of roots right this means you can't move right
what a fucking job so imagine you could W you when this hits and then you reduce
all the incoming damage while you're unable to move anyways yeah when you're
rooted Wings OP noted noted noted okay yep okay so here you die but it's okay
listen it was a decent fight right yeah so now you respawn and this is where it
all falls apart what so you go for the lift Harold well this is where it all
gets fucked so here you get pulled by the diddy the diddy got right which sucks
right it is what it is but then you respawn and you're like all right time
to fight. Now, you walk over here, right? We're looking for some
Bodcams. And then here it's like, okay. So Lux is a mage, right?
Yes.
When she uses her abilities, is a major threat after?
No, mages are pussies.
Exactly. So let me ask you a question then, Jinxie.
Are you the vagina of a prostitute with 40 STDs? Yes or no?
No. No.
Then why the fuck are you such a disgusting pussy? Look what you do! She uses all her abilities and then you run away.
Yeah, but coach, I didn't know that, coach. I don't know anything about mages or love.
Exactly, but this is why I'm trying to just make you understand the basics right because like right now
The problem is that you're getting knowledge checked. So in every game, you know how there are skill checks. Yeah
Yeah, in League of Legends the biggest thing that's gonna happen to you is you're gonna have a thing called knowledge check
Where what happens is is that you don't know what a character does you don't know how long their cooldowns are
You don't know how much damage they do stuff like that and that's gonna be what makes you die
So the best way for you to practice this is you know how in the morning you play with your brother. Yeah
Instead of playing ranked
I want you to play a rounds with your brother because it forces you to play random characters
And that's gonna allow you to actually learn what every character's abilities do what the cooldowns are
How much damage you can expect while also building up your basic mechanical knowledge? Okay? Got it. Okay?
Got it. Got it. Got it. So what this is also going to do is it's going to make it so when you start the League of Legends day, you're not going to feel tilted because now I'm sure one of the reasons why you kind of delay the league streams is because you lose two games before streaming, you're like, fuck this shit kind of right. Yeah, yeah.
But imagine now instead, you're doing a round for knowledge accumulation. Are you going to get tilted? Or are you going to be more motivated because now you know you're better.
motivated because of no one better. Exactly, so now look, so what happens is
actually you go back in now which is good, but you ended up dying because it was
a little too late, which you would have known what happens if you would have
actually like played us or before right or you play more games. So now you're
gonna respawn, okay, so here we're gonna do this over here, we're gonna say
knowledge check okay okay all right now let's look so here you respawn you look
for a fight and then this is where it all becomes fucked do you remember this
part not really no kind of I saw right here yes so this is the part where you
walked into four people and then called me a dog shit coach and then we start
yelling at each other.
Oh, okay.
Yep.
So, what happens here is that as Master Yi, you're an assassin, right?
Yes.
Okay.
So, what that means is it means that if you find somebody that's isolated, you're like
a predator.
You want to pounce on them, okay?
Okay.
All right.
So, here, right, you're walking, you're walking, you're walking, Lux is right there.
Even here, this is her root ability, right?
Yeah.
What do you think happens to the Lux that has no flash if Big Jitty decides to queue on
her right now with Ian Autos her to death?
She just dies instantly.
She dies, right?
But what happens is that you walk past her, the torch goes invisible, you start walking
around randomly, and now you're in this bush and you're fucking dead.
Wow.
I'm a, alright.
You got it there.
Cut.
Wow.
All right, bro, just jump on the little guys, okay?
And play your favorite.
So let's jump on the little guys, and it's about also making sure that you know who to
focus next in fights, like planning your route of attack.
Okay.
Thank you, coach.
Thank you.
I'll apply all of it, bro.
Now, coach.
Yes.
Last thing before I hop off, bro, do you have any, like, final, like, words or bits and
motivations, bro?
How are you feeling right now?
And I wanted you to be truthful.
I'm pretty defeated.
Like pretty defeated.
I can tell you how I feel.
If I know how to be my fucking profile.
I went four and ten, four and three, but got hard carried one and six,
oh and six, oh and nine, oh and five, two and five.
And then this game was a miracle.
But yeah, bro, I feel beat.
I feel beat.
like I feel beat up though. Okay so Jensie there's a how about instead of me
giving you words I give you a song that we can listen to together how does that
sound? That sounds so beautiful yeah but okay so yep let me just find it because
it's one very specific song okay and I'm gonna be honest with you there's there
might even be a chance that after you hear this you decide to fucking cue up
again so you're gonna have to be careful okay okay give me one second let me find
it uh playlists we could play an a-ram game tomorrow if you want yeah it'd be
done all right are you ready yeah okay he's better than a score I'm about to
link it now now I wanted to share your screen and I want us to listen to it
together okay all right coach I'm gonna share it right now coach do you see my
screen share right now I do play it if you want to make your dream become
reality the people that are running at the dreams know that it's possible that
that you can live your dream, that it's necessary that you relinquish, that you have a plan of action, that you are created.
The people that are living their dream are fighting winners to attach themselves to.
The people that are living their dreams of a people that know that if it's going to happen, it's up to them,
and they're resolving within themselves, it's not over until I live.
As we face a rejection and a no or we have a meeting and no one shows up,
Well, somebody say you can count on me and they don't come through.
What if we have that kind of attitude because we possessed?
Nobody believes in you. You've lost it. Get in again and again.
That's not how.
But you're still looking at your freedom, reviewing it every day, saying yourself,
give me that older, until I'm weird.
It's not over until my jinx. I wanted you to confirm your fucking power.
until I win until you want
until I win
Alright, now keep listening, JC. Because this song, I want you to imbue it into you. Listen.
After we face a rejection and a no-order, we have a meeting and no one shows up, or somebody says,
you can call me and they don't come through.
When did we have that kind of attitude to cause repossess?
Nobody's deceiving you! You've lost! Get him again and again!
The rights are cut off! But you're still looking at your fate!
Rejoin' in every day and saving yourself!
I'm over! Until I win!
I'm the goddamn faker of iron, goddammit.
I'm dummy, also a question, Jinxie.
That's the goddamn faker of iron ever end on a loss!
No, no, no, I have to get it off.
So I have to get it off.
I have to get it off.
OK, I'm just gonna rest a bit.
Don't, OK, no, no, don't this.
I have to get it off, bro.
I'll see you tomorrow, OK?
We'll play Abraham, and then we'll play rank.
OK, while I play rank.
All right, OK, sounds good.
Also, you better be getting challenger, bro.
This is just about me.
Like, I didn't forget that you're after.
You got like 25 days.
Wait, OK, we've seen remember, you remember
your match history. Yeah. Wait, can you see my screen show? Yeah. Yeah, this is mine.
Damn, you're actually good. Wow. We ignored this game, though. Okay. All right. Yeah.
It's like we're getting somewhere. All right, buddy, I see you. All right,
guys, we'll catch you tomorrow, bro. All right. Have a good night, bro. I'll see you. Have a good night.
You know, the other night when we played League, we ended it on a high note.
Tonight we ended League on the lowest of fucking notes possible, bro.
I was getting passed around like a fucking blunt.
I was getting passed around like a fucking backward.
But at the end of the day, it's not about how many times you get knocked down in this
life.
It's just about if you're willing to dust yourself off and get back on your feet.
Love y'all boys, chat, and I'll see you guys tomorrow.
you