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05-09-2026 · 7h 25m

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[00:20:48] I don't know the timer, but I'll let you know on like Sunday or Monday.

[00:21:17] another announcement chat. I will be going to the World Cup quarter finals game in Miami.

[00:21:31] We booked a suite, a 15-person suite at the World Cup quarter finals, and it was $187,000.

[00:21:45] But it's going to be split multiple ways.

[00:21:50] So we're going to see whatever streamers want to go and stream from the suite.

[00:21:54] But if they go to the suite, we're splitting the cost of it.

[00:21:58] So right now, it is me, Ron, and Marlon, which right now is about $60K each.

[00:22:05] We're also going to see if a brand wants to sponsor it.

[00:22:09] But I booked it, bro.

[00:22:11] I literally booked it today.

[00:22:12] I booked it before I went live.

[00:22:14] I want to go to the World Cup, I want to be able to stream it and have a good ass experience streaming it.

[00:22:19] So yeah, it was probably the most expense, most money I've ever spent on a stream.

[00:22:23] Not kidding.

[00:22:25] Not kidding, bro.

[00:22:26] And let me actually, let me call Ron right now.

[00:22:29] Let me call Ron.

[00:22:32] Let me call Ron to tell him the news.

[00:22:42] Yo, Ron, I'm streaming.

[00:22:44] Yo bro, we um we got the uh sweet

[00:22:55] No, um

[00:22:58] Let me get the slip here. Uh, it was around it was a hundred and eighty seven thousand dollars

[00:23:09] Um, did my mic cut out

[00:23:14] The suite was 187 grand, Ron.

[00:23:19] Like rupees?

[00:23:23] Dollars.

[00:23:25] So look, Ron, what I'm trying to do right now, I'm down, you're down, Marlon is down. Who else should I call that we could invite to the suite and see if they want to watch the game?

[00:23:44] Ron, did you cut out?

[00:23:50] Hey Ron, did you cut out?

[00:23:51] Are you good?

[00:23:53] Yeah.

[00:23:55] We can find, we got to start looking for rich people,

[00:23:59] like if I like XQC, maybe like Trumming Ricks,

[00:24:03] maybe like Aiden and then just tell them,

[00:24:05] be like y'all do the cool,

[00:24:07] pay for the whole suite, you know,

[00:24:09] maybe we'll give you like an Instagram story

[00:24:10] or something, you know what I'm saying?

[00:24:12] So you want me to call XQC and be like, yo, bro,

[00:24:16] do you want to pay for this World Cup,

[00:24:19] Sweets and we'll give you an Instagram?

[00:24:22] That's not going to fucking work.

[00:24:26] Bro, XQC might actually want to go to the game.

[00:24:29] He might want to go.

[00:24:31] Okay, Tyler Boone is perfect.

[00:24:32] Tyler Boone, yo, let's go to this game

[00:24:34] and then just hit him with the, yo,

[00:24:36] it costs $800,000 and you gotta split it.

[00:24:39] And just say, we're down.

[00:24:40] And then when we get the check of $200,000 for proof,

[00:24:43] we just, we just, you know, use it and we're just good,

[00:24:45] bro, we're just good.

[00:24:46] Okay, okay, I got it.

[00:24:47] Okay.

[00:24:49] Pretty sure that's illegal.

[00:24:50] All right, bro, I'll run.

[00:24:51] I'll see you, bro.

[00:24:52] I'll see you in the game, bro.

[00:24:53] I'll see you in the game.

[00:24:58] All right, Ron, I'm gonna catch you, bro.

[00:25:00] You remember?

[00:25:02] What do you mean?

[00:25:04] We're gonna become miners next week.

[00:25:05] Yes, wait, no, we're not.

[00:25:07] No, Ron, I know, I just mean like,

[00:25:08] I'll see you in the World Cup game too, bro.

[00:25:11] Oh yeah, yeah.

[00:25:12] Wait, Ron, you're playing my League of Legends

[00:25:14] tournament on Monday, right?

[00:25:16] Yeah, I've got no clue how to fucking play the game at all.

[00:25:18] I'm not even a legend.

[00:25:19] Oh, dude, don't worry.

[00:25:20] League of Legends, it takes, you don't need any experience

[00:25:24] to play.

[00:25:26] Oh, good.

[00:25:26] PC?

[00:25:28] Yeah, bro.

[00:25:28] League of Legends, like, literally, it'll take you five

[00:25:31] minutes, and it's all just going to click.

[00:25:33] It's like Call of Duty?

[00:25:35] Bro, I couldn't think of a better word.

[00:25:37] It's literally exactly that call of duty, bro.

[00:25:40] Okay, easy, bro.

[00:25:41] All right, bro.

[00:25:42] Easy, see you soon.

[00:25:44] All right, bro, I'll see you.

[00:25:46] Chat, we have to call XQC.

[00:25:50] Chat, we have to call XQC, bro.

[00:25:52] XQC would 100% wanna go to the World Cup game.

[00:25:57] He lives in Miami.

[00:25:59] Perfect.

[00:26:00] Chat, we gotta call XQC.

[00:26:01] Oh, hello.

[00:26:04] Yo, XTC, how's it going, bro?

[00:26:07] Good.

[00:26:08] Bro, so I had a couple of questions for you.

[00:26:11] What does that mean?

[00:26:13] You live in, you live in Miami, right?

[00:26:16] Yeah.

[00:26:17] Okay.

[00:26:18] So me,

[00:26:20] me, Ron and Marlin are going to the World Cup quarter finals game in

[00:26:26] are going to the World Cup quarterfinals game in Miami and we already booked a suite.

[00:26:35] But the price of it is $187,000 and we're splitting it between us three. And if you wanted to be the

[00:26:44] fourth, you could feel free to tag along. It would just be about $47,000 or something.

[00:26:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, yeah, but are like, is that, is that split, even?

[00:26:58] Yeah, so I, I, yeah, so how many streamers decide that they want to go? We're just going to split

[00:27:04] it among that because it's a 15 person suite. So if you want to go, you could bring cameraman,

[00:27:11] whatever. Um, but yeah, bro, the invite is extended.

[00:27:16] But and we can get a stream out of it or what?

[00:27:18] Yes, we have full streaming permissions, 100%.

[00:27:23] Boy, and what does that do though, like the stream, like can you stream the sweep

[00:27:31] and your reaction or do you like the gamble better one?

[00:27:33] So I'm pretty sure you could like, don't quote me on this, I'm pretty sure you could like flash to

[00:27:38] the field occasionally, you could definitely show the crowds, the referees and stuff like that,

[00:27:43] the environment, the stadium, everything that's happening in your suite, your reactions to the

[00:27:47] the game live, but I think if you show the game for more than like 10 seconds, FIFA is

[00:27:51] going to send them days of being to your house.

[00:27:53] Yeah, so like, what is the, like, like, how did you get this to the name?

[00:28:02] I mean, I mean, I'll do it.

[00:28:05] Oh, I already purchased it.

[00:28:07] I could send you the information all of it, the price, everything.

[00:28:10] I already, I purchased it today.

[00:28:11] Today was the last day I could get to book it.

[00:28:13] Okay.

[00:28:14] Yeah.

[00:28:15] Yeah.

[00:28:16] Yeah, I mean, I'll do it, I mean, we're going to get more, I'll be...

[00:28:22] Yeah, I think we were going to get...

[00:28:24] You and Lacey are like best friends, right?

[00:28:27] Yeah, definitely, I love Lacey.

[00:28:29] Okay, we were maybe going to ask him, but I think he's in jail right now,

[00:28:32] so we're going to ask him when he gets out.

[00:28:34] Wait, has this not streamed ever since that stream and since?

[00:28:38] Yeah, no, he's in jail, bro. I think Lacey said he's in jail.

[00:28:44] Well, two things are sure in life, right?

[00:28:50] A couple, right?

[00:28:51] Lacy's not in jail, and Lacy's big, big, large,

[00:28:56] big, large, massive burger.

[00:29:00] Yes.

[00:29:01] Yes.

[00:29:02] Yeah, so that, I like that.

[00:29:06] The working goes out of the way.

[00:29:07] The easy stuff.

[00:29:09] Yep.

[00:29:09] And out of the way.

[00:29:10] OK?

[00:29:10] Easy.

[00:29:11] We're going there.

[00:29:11] That sounds like fun.

[00:29:13] Yo, you know what I should do?

[00:29:14] I should double up on a bet on the game

[00:29:18] so that it makes my ticket look good.

[00:29:20] Yeah, or yeah, no, you could do that.

[00:29:23] We don't even know.

[00:29:23] The thing that's exciting about an X

[00:29:25] is we got the quarterfinals game,

[00:29:28] but we don't even know who's going to be playing in it yet.

[00:29:30] It could be like anybody, you know what I mean?

[00:29:32] If you had a, if you had a look at it.

[00:29:34] There's a chance.

[00:29:35] I'm not saying it's going to happen.

[00:29:36] There's a small chance it could be Ronaldo versus Messi.

[00:29:39] If one of them gets second in their group

[00:29:41] and one of them gets first,

[00:29:42] like there's a chance there's a chance yeah like the ticket could go up in value or fucking down

[00:29:58] yeah bro 100 seconds in Miami and we'll see you there bro

[00:30:04] all right last thing yeah uh x last thing uh uh what's it called Ron told me to tell you that it

[00:30:11] $800,000 to just have you cover it, but I'm not going to do that X

[00:30:18] Yeah, he wanted skin, but I got you X I'll send you all the info. Okay. I already got it

[00:30:28] Yo, hi guys, what's up, bro?

[00:30:36] Yes, bro, you want to come through the World Cup sweet

[00:30:41] So let me get you what I'm gonna do right now is I'm gonna actually pull out a spreadsheet

[00:30:46] Right now. Hi, guys. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna pull out a spreadsheet for you right here right now

[00:30:52] So, okay, cuz I

[00:30:55] Yeah, 100%

[00:30:58] You know, I heard it's a sweet so, you know

[00:31:02] Maybe the last day they were trying to sell it so they bumped down the price a little bit

[00:31:06] So I'm ready. Yes, bro. I'll actually I'm gonna get you all of the information right now in this spreadsheet. Okay, so

[00:31:15] Okay, let's get to the notepad here. Have us because this is gonna be very professionally organized, bro. All right. Yeah, so here we go

[00:31:24] world

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[00:31:29] Yeah, let's start with like how much it was in total. Let's start with

[00:31:32] $187,000. So have I confirmed? Yes. So it's right now. It's me, XQC, Ron and Marlon.

[00:31:52] Now, hi, guys. What is $187,000 divided by four?

[00:31:57] Yeah, I barely passed high school. So let me get this calculator out. Yeah. Yeah. Take your time, bro.

[00:32:04] One eight seven divided by four. That's 46.75.

[00:32:10] All right. So we got 46 K here, 46 K here, 46 K here. Now, hi, guys. Let me tell you this.

[00:32:20] Yeah, if you agree to this, this price gets knocked down, bro.

[00:32:25] So like I advise basically I'm sort of a salesman, right?

[00:32:29] So what I'll say to you is this, bro.

[00:32:33] Um, if you agree to this, bro, because this might sound like a big number.

[00:32:40] Now what's 187,000 divided by five?

[00:32:43] Let's get the figure out.

[00:32:45] That's 37,000.

[00:32:47] Cool.

[00:32:48] Cool. So I advice, if you agree to this, listen, bro, if you agree to this, the price gets

[00:32:54] not down $9,000. So it's high buys $37,000 ticket. What do you think?

[00:33:01] Perfect. Yeah, um, see, sorry, I, I thought we were talking maybe $300, $46. I didn't

[00:33:15] realized that there was a couple zeros added. But what I will say, actually, give me a second,

[00:33:21] I actually called my boss and see if he can cover it. Give me one second.

[00:33:25] Wait, but, wait, but aren't I... I'm getting a call. Yo!

[00:33:34] Hey, Diggs, how's it going? What's up, High-Buyers? How's it going?

[00:33:36] Hey, um, yeah, I came to a friend opportunity and he said he wanted to take me to the World Cup

[00:33:43] And I was wondering if you could cover the tickets for me.

[00:33:48] So basically, he's on a scrunchie right now

[00:33:51] and it's 187.

[00:33:55] Hi guys, I'm him, I'm him.

[00:33:57] Listen, bro, hi guys.

[00:34:00] You know what, bro, hi guys,

[00:34:02] you've been a fantabulous customer at this company,

[00:34:07] or not customer, employee at this company

[00:34:09] for multiple years.

[00:34:10] Hi guys, I'll tell you what, bro.

[00:34:13] You can come to the suite, bro.

[00:34:16] Nice.

[00:34:17] Hey.

[00:34:18] Hi, guys.

[00:34:19] I got your ticket, bro.

[00:34:20] As your boss, I got your fucking ticket.

[00:34:22] Hi, guys.

[00:34:23] I got your fucking ticket, buddy.

[00:34:25] Thank you.

[00:34:26] Hey, thanks.

[00:34:27] Thank you so much, bro.

[00:34:28] Yes.

[00:34:29] Do you be serious, bro?

[00:34:30] We have to keep track of everything.

[00:34:31] So now we have five people in the suite confirmed.

[00:34:34] There's going to be camera bends too.

[00:34:36] So bro, we really like, like, bro.

[00:34:39] Yes, bro.

[00:34:40] I got you.

[00:34:41] Hi, guys.

[00:34:42] Nice, welcome to this. Welcome to the World Cup quarterfinals.

[00:34:45] We know what I will say is, bro, I've never watched a soccer game in my life.

[00:34:50] First off, I have to go and research soccer and research the rules and everything like that.

[00:34:58] So I know what's happening in the game. Hi, guys.

[00:35:01] First things first, you probably got to call it a football, bro.

[00:35:03] If you're going to go to the World Cup, you got to call it a football.

[00:35:06] You have to call it a football, bro.

[00:35:08] So what I'm going to try to do is I'm going to call some streamers and see if we can knock this price down. All right.

[00:35:15] Yeah, I think you should do that, bro.

[00:35:17] Yeah, yeah.

[00:35:18] Jack.

[00:35:19] Yeah.

[00:35:20] Ginge, right?

[00:35:21] Surely.

[00:35:22] Jack.

[00:35:23] Like bro, Ginge, bro. What am I thinking?

[00:35:25] Bro, Ginge would love to go to the football game.

[00:35:29] Also England might play in the quarterfinals. We don't even know.

[00:35:32] He might not pick up.

[00:35:44] First thing you got to learn about phone call is once it gets past the first five links,

[00:35:48] the odds are going to pick up from like zero percent.

[00:35:51] Yes, James.

[00:35:52] Do you okay, mate?

[00:35:53] James, how are you doing, though?

[00:35:54] Oh, man, I just had my mind running everything.

[00:35:55] It's been mental.

[00:35:56] You had your mind ran?

[00:35:57] Yeah, I just had a sidekick reading.

[00:35:58] You had your mind read it. Yeah, she's got a sidekick reading. Wow. What did you end up finding out about yourself, bro?

[00:36:10] So Jim listen, bro, I have a proposition for you, dude

[00:36:17] No, this is not League of Legends change I would dare I say this is right in your wheelhouse, bro

[00:36:24] This proposition that I have for you change is right up your alley. I know you're not in the league, bro

[00:36:30] I got you with something better

[00:36:35] So

[00:36:36] The World Cup quarterfinals one of the one of the four games is in Miami, Florida

[00:36:42] Me and a couple of other streamers have purchased a suite. We already got the suite reserve, bro

[00:36:49] It's me, XQC, Rondell Dingold, aka stable Ronaldo and Marlin. It's us four. We are all covering some of the prices in Ginge. You're invited to.

[00:37:03] It's just going to cost a little bit of money.

[00:37:07] So,

[00:37:13] Rob, Jinsic, Jinsic, the sidekick literally said,

[00:37:17] What?

[00:37:18] Have you got any plans to go to Miami?

[00:37:20] I said no.

[00:37:21] She said, well, you're going to be going there soon.

[00:37:23] Whether it's just a quick trip or not, you're going to be gone.

[00:37:26] That is fucking it.

[00:37:28] Jinsic, so I have great news for you, Rob.

[00:37:32] Yeah.

[00:37:33] So Jinsic, if you were to go to this World Cup suite,

[00:37:38] Yeah.

[00:37:39] Your percentage of this would only, uh, it would be, uh, $37,000.

[00:37:46] Okay.

[00:37:47] Listen.

[00:37:48] Okay.

[00:37:49] Ginge, first off, you're asking all the right questions.

[00:38:00] So first off, we're seeing if a brand will cover this, you know what I'm saying?

[00:38:05] This is just like what you sort of agree to before like, if shit hits the fan, like if

[00:38:12] there is not a brand that wants to sponsor this, bro, you're going to have to be dipping

[00:38:15] into your wallet here.

[00:38:16] If I could watch you out on for free, fuck.

[00:38:19] Yeah, I had a feeling you were going to say that.

[00:38:23] It's okay.

[00:38:24] Ginch.

[00:38:25] And the thing is, we might get six streamers in here.

[00:38:27] Like the 37K that you agreed to, it might be even lower.

[00:38:30] You never know.

[00:38:31] Right.

[00:38:32] Right, and what is this? What comes from the World Cup Street?

[00:38:35] Do I get to meet the Trumps here, don't you?

[00:38:37] Uh, no, you don't get that.

[00:38:39] You do get food, beer, great view of the game, and streaming permissions, bro.

[00:38:45] You can bring your cameraman, the whole night of...

[00:38:48] That's more money. That's more money. I'm not pushing 40 grand.

[00:38:52] Okay, okay, okay.

[00:38:54] Yeah, so, bro, but the thing is, like, we might actually...

[00:38:58] We might get two more streamers in here and the price might be 20 25k 28k. I haven't even done the math, but this is who we got right now

[00:39:10] So it's jimsy me yeah, xqc stable rinaldo and marlin

[00:39:21] You know you're actually right

[00:39:23] Yeah, you know, that's you're right, Ginge. So, Ginge, what I'm hearing is you'll go if you don't pay for your ticket.

[00:39:33] No, I'll go if it's not as expensive.

[00:39:36] Okay, so Ginge, what is like, what are we working with? Because Ginge, I'm like your, I'm like your budget advisory financial advisor right now. So what are we working with? Ginge, like, what's the maximum you would spend on this week?

[00:39:48] England playing.

[00:39:50] So we don't know. There's a chance. It's the quarterfinals. We don't know like it. It's kind of like

[00:40:07] Okay, I do appreciate the transparencies

[00:40:11] Jins the thing about this suite bro is like this could go down in value or up in size

[00:40:17] We've all like the it's already been paid but like there's a chance like let's say Argentina gets second in their group and

[00:40:24] Portugal gets first in the group and they win their games

[00:40:26] This could be Ronaldo vs. Messi like we don't know what this game entails. You know what I'm saying

[00:40:36] All right, I'll keep you updated and you'll be the first person I tax bro. All right, man

[00:40:42] All right, let me judge

[00:40:44] chat we're making progressions we're making fucking progression we're making

[00:40:51] progressions now chat so chat I got this week this World Cup quarterfinal

[00:40:58] sweet I already like paid for it I'm just trying to like see if those people

[00:41:03] that are interested in going and splitting it but also chat I was looking

[00:41:09] in to getting a suite at the World Cup finals.

[00:41:14] Do you guys want to know how much that is?

[00:41:22] Hi, guys, this might, we don't know.

[00:41:25] This might be false advertisements.

[00:41:26] Who knows, bro?

[00:41:28] Listen, Chad.

[00:41:31] Brother, Chad, listen.

[00:41:34] I was looking in,

[00:41:36] because I got to speak for the quarter finals.

[00:41:38] It's in Miami, it makes sense, fucking,

[00:41:40] it's like a 40 minute flight, three hour drive,

[00:41:43] I can make it there.

[00:41:45] I was looking into going to the World Cup finals.

[00:41:50] A sweep at the World Cup finals, Chad,

[00:41:56] is over a million dollars

[00:41:59] for a fucking football game.

[00:42:02] Over one million fucking dollars, bro.

[00:42:05] So chat, if I do stream at the World Cup finals,

[00:42:09] I'm just gonna be in a seat, bro.

[00:42:11] But I'm gonna try.

[00:42:12] I don't even know if I'll be able to get a camera.

[00:42:15] If I can, I will.

[00:42:17] If I can, I will, bro.

[00:42:19] I'm gonna try my best, bro.

[00:42:21] But yes, chat, this is what we got right now, bro.

[00:42:23] This is locked.

[00:42:24] This is locked, bro.

[00:42:25] This is locked.

[00:42:28] This is locked.

[00:42:29] But you know, Jim just right, bro.

[00:42:32] This is fucking locked, dude.

[00:42:33] But yeah, we didn't know it was gonna be playing, bro.

[00:42:35] So look, man.

[00:42:37] Now chat.

[00:42:39] Next question, all right?

[00:42:41] Next fucking, or no, not even question.

[00:42:44] Announcement.

[00:42:47] 9 p.m. tonight, we have a League of Legends tournament.

[00:42:55] It is an in-game tournament.

[00:42:56] It's not the streamer tournament.

[00:42:57] The streamer tournament's on Monday.

[00:42:58] It is an in-game tournament called Clash.

[00:43:01] Our confirmed team right now for the tournament is me, Tyler won,

[00:43:06] Dantez and Hums.

[00:43:08] I think I said his name wrong.

[00:43:11] Uh, we still need a fit.

[00:43:12] We asked Kadeem and Kadeem is going to let us know if he's interested,

[00:43:16] but that's going to be at nine.

[00:43:17] It's going to be fucking cinema.

[00:43:20] It's going to be fucking cinema.

[00:43:22] Also tomorrow, Sunday is Stompens first game up assault

[00:43:28] like city major.

[00:43:29] I don't know what time it is yet, but we're going to be

[00:43:31] watch party in that, unless it's at like an ungodly early hour.

[00:43:35] But if it's within the realm of capabilities, I will fucking be there,

[00:43:38] bro. Now, obviously tomorrow is Mother's Day, so I'm going to be like out with my

[00:43:42] mom in the morning and stuff, but hopefully their game is in the afternoon, bro.

[00:43:47] Now, chat Monday, already said this earlier, but Monday, 4pm EST is the

[00:43:53] League of Legends tournament.

[00:43:55] Um, we have like a couple of spots left.

[00:43:58] we're waiting on responses from some people,

[00:44:00] but it's Monday, 4 p.m. EST.

[00:44:03] We have, I think, 35 people confirmed, 36.

[00:44:08] So we have like four spots left.

[00:44:09] We're waiting on the last confirmations.

[00:44:11] And yeah, there will be drops, bro.

[00:44:15] I said it before.

[00:44:16] I honestly can't believe it.

[00:44:18] We have done a streamer tournament on Rainbow Six Siege.

[00:44:22] We've done a streamer tournament on Valderman, CSGO,

[00:44:25] Rocket League in League of Legends is the first game to actually reach out and say that they want to put drops on it, which is sick

[00:44:33] So yeah, there will be drops. It is the ink blade master Yi skin. Don't quote me on that. I'm pretty sure I'm saying it correctly

[00:44:41] But yeah, bro, that's gonna be big that is gonna be big you should ask Mura

[00:44:50] Ask Mura

[00:44:53] If he wants to go to the World Cup

[00:44:59] So yes, bro

[00:45:01] I'm not watching that shit

[00:45:04] Wait, who typed that who typed that?

[00:45:09] Where who typed it but who typed it who typed it who typed it who typed it bro

[00:45:17] Who typed it oh here he is not watching that shit guys

[00:45:20] Nice. Pablo the cat is not watching the league of legends tournament on Monday. Should we just cancel the entire fucking tournament, bro?

[00:45:29] Should we just cancel the entire fucking tournament?

[00:45:33] Bro, Pablo is not watching it. Oh my fucking God.

[00:45:37] God, dude, we should cancel this whole thing.

[00:45:40] You know what, Pablo?

[00:45:41] Thank you for tagging me in that message, bro.

[00:45:44] Because what I'm gonna do, Pablo,

[00:45:45] is I'm gonna text 35 streamers and cancel it right now

[00:45:48] because you're not watching it.

[00:45:50] Appreciate you, Pablo.

[00:45:52] Pablo, what will we ever do, bro?

[00:45:53] Go fuck yourself, Pablo!

[00:45:56] Pablo, go fuck yourself!

[00:45:59] Strip and pleasure me, Jynxie.

[00:46:02] Is that Carter?

[00:46:02] Say you swear.

[00:46:05] No fucking way Carter's back.

[00:46:07] Say you swear to God, Carter's back.

[00:46:10] Say you swear to God, Carter's back, bro.

[00:46:12] There is no way Carter is back.

[00:46:17] Strip and pleasure me, Jynxie.

[00:46:20] Stream idea for Jynxie.

[00:46:22] Get on all fours in a bikini

[00:46:24] and start meowing for a couple of hours.

[00:46:27] Yup, that's Carter.

[00:46:28] That is 100% Carter, bro.

[00:46:31] That is 100% Carter.

[00:46:33] Jesus.

[00:46:34] That is 100% fucking Carter, bro.

[00:46:37] No, but Pablo, seriously, bro, Pablo, like genuinely, thank you for telling me that you're

[00:46:45] not watching the League of Legends Tournament, bro.

[00:46:47] What I'm going to do now is I'm going to cancel the whole tournament, Pablo, Pablo,

[00:46:50] thank you.

[00:46:51] Deadass, bro.

[00:46:52] Like legitimately, I appreciate you for letting me know.

[00:46:56] Let's get a W Pablo in the chat.

[00:46:58] Pablo, thank you.

[00:46:59] Now I'm going to cancel this fucking tournament, bro.

[00:47:04] Thank you, my boy.

[00:47:05] I don't mind a beep, but it's fine.

[00:47:07] W. Pablo

[00:47:13] Chat if you're ready for fan mail type of one in the chat

[00:47:19] But you have a sticker for the prime stuff Matt they get a prime stuff out of thinking about it

[00:47:22] Oh, you fit thinking about it. Oh, don't think about it. Oh, no stop taking too much

[00:47:25] Two years of shit content. All right

[00:47:28] Hey, JC. Why are you so fucking stupid? Oh

[00:47:32] Appreciate that bro. Happy Saturday to you too my boy. Happy Saturday to you too my boy

[00:47:37] And I don't got a reason to buy.

[00:47:43] Somebody typed queen to E6.

[00:47:44] Yo bro, are you watching the chess pod from fucking week ago?

[00:47:48] What are you typing queen to E6 for?

[00:47:49] Chat, what in the chat if you're ready for some fucking fan mail?

[00:47:52] Chat, we're gonna do fan mail at 5pm.

[00:47:55] Have a strange chat.

[00:47:56] We're gonna do fan mail at 5pm.

[00:47:58] Why?

[00:47:59] Because I need to play some chess.

[00:48:00] I need to get on my winning streak.

[00:48:01] I need to get on my grind.

[00:48:02] I'm on the grind to 5.

[00:48:03] Levi told me if I reach 1000 elo by the end of the year, he will donate $100,000 to a

[00:48:11] charity of my choice if I can get to 1000 elo before the end of the year chat who believes

[00:48:18] in me doing it.

[00:48:21] What is this gambit England gambit I don't understand how it's supposed to work though

[00:48:24] because doesn't this guy just lose a doesn't he lose a pawn I don't understand.

[00:48:31] I don't get it. Oh, he's going to push this now. This is unlucky.

[00:48:35] Bro, I don't understand this gambit chat. Is this like a good gambit?

[00:48:41] Because he's just pushing it.

[00:48:44] Bro, I don't understand.

[00:48:49] Okay, but.

[00:48:52] So wait, now he blunders a.

[00:48:56] Bro, he blunders again.

[00:48:59] And if he takes the queen, we take work to material.

[00:49:02] Bro, this guy just gave me two ponds.

[00:49:04] Guys, we're off to a good start today.

[00:49:06] Oh, he ends up taking like this.

[00:49:11] Wait, fried liver if he moves this night.

[00:49:14] Chat, fried liver if he moves this night,

[00:49:16] I'm not even fucking kidding, bro.

[00:49:20] If he decides to move this night, fried li-

[00:49:24] Nine, okay, that's not good.

[00:49:27] So should we trade nights?

[00:49:28] What do we think?

[00:49:30] Chat, who's up for a little bit of a night trade?

[00:49:32] I'm with it.

[00:49:34] He's going to take.

[00:49:35] So now we reset.

[00:49:36] We're up one materials.

[00:49:40] Oh, he does not want to trade nights.

[00:49:42] This guy wants to take my virginity.

[00:49:45] OK, so I have good Bishop fishing here.

[00:49:48] He's got to take the night now.

[00:49:49] Now we're going to do.

[00:49:50] We're going to relax.

[00:49:51] And we're going to reset back to developing.

[00:49:54] Coolcom collected.

[00:49:55] Remember, bro, we have a goal.

[00:49:56] We need to get to 1,000 fucking Elo.

[00:49:59] Okay, so here comes the pawn push.

[00:50:03] This is not what we wanted to see.

[00:50:04] He's gonna go here now.

[00:50:07] And when he does this,

[00:50:09] I think our knight can go here and we're all safe.

[00:50:12] Even if the sky is falling down,

[00:50:14] I know that we'll be safe and sound.

[00:50:20] We're safe and sound.

[00:50:22] So no matter what I do, I lose a pawn here, I think.

[00:50:26] Unless, is this a play?

[00:50:31] Yes, this is a play, kittens.

[00:50:33] We don't lose a pawn and we block the check.

[00:50:35] Oh, there's the trick.

[00:50:37] But wait, keep laundered.

[00:50:41] Now Chad, we have a couple of options here.

[00:50:42] Ooh, it's getting frisky.

[00:50:45] It's getting frisky.

[00:50:46] Okay, if we take with the knight,

[00:50:48] we block our queen's movement.

[00:50:50] But if we take with the queen, we don't block it.

[00:50:53] Guys, I'm getting frisky out here.

[00:50:57] You know when you can just, this is, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up.

[00:51:00] You know when you can just tell you're going to go on a chat when you streak?

[00:51:06] So he offers a queen trade while he's down to material?

[00:51:10] Me, huh?

[00:51:11] Bro, he offered a queen trade while he's down to material.

[00:51:15] This guy is not locked in whatsoever, dude.

[00:51:20] Okay.

[00:51:23] So all I'm going to do is this, because now our bishop has this, well, we're looking so

[00:51:29] good right now.

[00:51:30] Chat, I'm playing, I'm playing really, really, really good chats right now.

[00:51:33] Guys, this is like maybe the cleanest game of chats I've ever played, y'all.

[00:51:37] Maybe the cleanest game of chats I've ever fucking played.

[00:51:40] We're going to rip fan mail right after this game chat.

[00:51:44] See, I had a feeling this play was coming.

[00:51:48] What do you want me to think?

[00:51:52] Is this a good play?

[00:51:56] This has to be good because then worst case scenario, he takes, I take, right?

[00:52:01] And we just keep trading.

[00:52:03] But if he doesn't do anything, yeah, that's fine.

[00:52:06] We just trade, he takes.

[00:52:08] I think his development's a little bit better than mine though, which could be problematic.

[00:52:12] Okay, but then if he takes my bishop, guess what?

[00:52:18] But we don't give a crap because bank and our Rook is firing.

[00:52:24] I should probably castle it the opposite ways.

[00:52:32] Let's see what he ends up deciding to do.

[00:52:34] He falls back.

[00:52:35] Good kitten.

[00:52:36] Good kitten.

[00:52:38] Let's castle this way.

[00:52:39] And now we have the Rook in the empty file.

[00:52:41] Nice!

[00:52:42] Really good, guys.

[00:52:45] Because I don't got a reason to fight, right?

[00:52:48] Okay, this place coming, we have no way of avoiding it.

[00:52:51] Wow.

[00:52:53] Ooh, this is a problem.

[00:52:56] This place very problematic guys.

[00:53:02] So there's only one safe tile for my bishop right now

[00:53:05] and it's right here and we found it.

[00:53:07] That is our only safe tile because this is coming.

[00:53:11] Now I'm slightly concerned.

[00:53:14] Well, no, I should have did this because then we trade.

[00:53:18] Bro, we trade. He kind of has to do it because then he loses his night.

[00:53:22] This is much better. I should have found this plan.

[00:53:26] Because right here we just have this trade, y'all.

[00:53:30] He just has to take. Ooh, interesting.

[00:53:36] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[00:53:39] There's something deadlier on the board here.

[00:53:42] Boys, what do we think about checking like this?

[00:53:46] Boy, so now he runs here, right?

[00:53:50] But then why don't we just do this?

[00:53:51] Bro, we're infiltrating his ass right now.

[00:53:54] His only square is here or here.

[00:53:56] So our next square is here.

[00:54:11] This looks like a really good play.

[00:54:13] I feel like we're gonna win right now.

[00:54:16] I feel like we're going to win.

[00:54:19] We're only up one material, but then we have this check, and then he runs here or here or here.

[00:54:26] You go here or here or here with this check.

[00:54:31] You can go here.

[00:54:34] Why don't we do this and then breaking like that?

[00:54:38] But no, we have to get this going.

[00:54:40] Before we do any of these Bishop checks, we need to create a battery with the Rook.

[00:54:45] All right well now we have to check because we're under pressure. So we check again,

[00:54:49] he has to move his king now, we create a battery with the rooks,

[00:54:53] and maybe we could find something naughty here. I've been a nasty girl, nasty, I've been a nasty

[00:54:59] girl. So the knight's hanging, should we just take the hanging knight?

[00:55:07] Yeah like through all of that chat, through all of that absolute beauty, we just, he hangs a knight

[00:55:13] because there's just so much pressure inside of his tight ass. Guys there's so

[00:55:18] much pressure y'all. Now we're up for material. We still have this Bishop

[00:55:23] vision. We have this Bishop vision. He decides to press.

[00:55:33] I don't want to move my Bishop here, chat, because why? If I move my, okay, I want to

[00:55:40] my bishop here because then we have this bubble. I believe this terminology in chess is called a

[00:55:46] shield upon protecting a bishop. It's like the most overpowered thing ever. So he could trade,

[00:55:51] if he trade that's fine. Besides they're not trade. Smart cookie. So what's our play?

[00:55:59] This is threatening this. We have to give our rook's head on the swivel. The one way I could

[00:56:03] I can do this by not keeping my rucks head in the swivel.

[00:56:08] So I'm starting to get freaky deaky.

[00:56:11] I think what I'm thinking because I've been a nasty girl

[00:56:15] is I want to go here with the rogue.

[00:56:23] Because I've been a nasty girl.

[00:56:25] He might move his king here or something cringe.

[00:56:28] We'll see, bro.

[00:56:30] He does not say to do that.

[00:56:31] So, I mean, should we just offer a trade?

[00:56:34] Guys, what's the worst that can happen if we trade here?

[00:56:42] I mean, bro, if we trade, what's the worst that happens?

[00:56:46] Yeah, that's fine.

[00:56:46] We take who cares?

[00:56:48] He really shouldn't be trading material.

[00:56:49] He's down material, you know what I mean?

[00:56:51] So then he finds this weird check.

[00:56:53] We just go here.

[00:56:56] We just stay cool, come collected, man.

[00:57:00] So then he goes here.

[00:57:01] This is fine, we just run here.

[00:57:03] None of this is phasing us.

[00:57:04] There's no issues right now.

[00:57:06] All of our important pieces are protected.

[00:57:08] We have a shield here, we have a shield here.

[00:57:10] Oh fuck, he's coming.

[00:57:11] Okay, he's coming.

[00:57:14] Yeah, he's coming.

[00:57:16] Okay.

[00:57:19] Is that a chill?

[00:57:21] Is that a chill?

[00:57:22] Wait, but don't I have checkmate in two?

[00:57:26] Bro, I swear this is checkmate in two.

[00:57:31] Take. You can't take. So wait, if I do this, you can't take. But that's not checkmate.

[00:57:40] Let's defend. This doesn't defend anything though, guys, because

[00:57:46] he's the next move. Okay, I need to actually think here. This is going to be the hardest

[00:57:50] part of the game. This is going to be the point of the game where either win or lose.

[00:57:53] Let's take a sip of water.

[00:58:02] Okay, if I do this this does nothing because his next move is that and then oh

[00:58:09] No, he can't do that because that's protected wait. Oh my god all of our problems have just vanished because of that Bishop

[00:58:17] Okay, so now what I'm gonna do is this remember guys. He can't take because he can't take because of that

[00:58:23] This bishop solves all of our problems.

[00:58:26] That's why it's good to just, you know, look at the board and just keep looking at it until you see something.

[00:58:30] Remember, he can't keep with that pawn.

[00:58:35] So, y'all, I think what our next move is going to be is this, and then we just convert to a queen.

[00:58:41] We just convert. Because remember, he has to let all this pass by. This whole square is protected by the rook.

[00:58:47] He threatens my bishop.

[00:58:49] remember we have a shield so it's not even possible for him to threaten my bishop

[00:58:55] because we have a shield if he takes the pawn he loses the rook if he takes the bishop lose

[00:58:59] the rook so what are we gonna do we're gonna relax and stick with our plan what's the plan

[00:59:04] do this we he can't take and then we just convert and the game ends

[00:59:09] okay now i have a feeling about a blunder my rook so let me take another look at this

[00:59:13] Now wait, this is checkmate actually.

[00:59:17] Bro, I'm gonna checkmate him.

[00:59:18] No, it's not, cause he can run,

[00:59:21] cause look, this opens up this now,

[00:59:23] but it's not checkmate because he can run here.

[00:59:29] I feel like there has to be a checkmate on the board.

[00:59:31] Okay, he ends up taking the pawn.

[00:59:34] So we take like this.

[00:59:35] Bro, I'm gonna be honest chat,

[00:59:36] I'm kind of just outclassing this guy.

[00:59:39] Like I don't even know if there's anything

[00:59:40] he could really do.

[00:59:41] Uh, that's just a, that's what we call a one mover. Nobody cares, bro.

[00:59:46] I may as well just block like this.

[00:59:52] Should I keep my Bishop here or block?

[00:59:54] Let's keep, let's.

[01:00:03] Let's just keep my Bishop here. I need this Bishop firing here, this Bishop firing here. Yep.

[01:00:08] up, he decides to do that.

[01:00:11] Now, I'm gonna be honest,

[01:00:12] I think we have a sequence of like disgusting checks here.

[01:00:16] This is check, he moves here or here,

[01:00:21] and then his only square is here or here, I think,

[01:00:29] whether there's only squares,

[01:00:31] oh, or here, can be here too.

[01:00:34] Okay, he decides to do that.

[01:00:38] This is fine because this bishop sees the brook.

[01:00:55] We have to move our bishop here.

[01:00:56] We got tempoed.

[01:00:58] I think what I should do, chat, is simplify.

[01:01:01] Oh, my God, I just wonder.

[01:01:05] No, no, no, no, we're good.

[01:01:07] we didn't run or shit. We're just going to simplify. As long as I protect my important pieces,

[01:01:15] can't win. We're eventually going to find gaps to just slowly eliminate his pawns. And then once we

[01:01:23] do that we're going to here comes one pawn elimination we're just going to

[01:01:38] slowly eliminate all of his pawns this place coming that's it boss I think he's

[01:01:49] trying to fuck it. He takes like this maybe? He has to, he has to.

[01:01:56] Try to check him? I don't really know what to do.

[01:02:01] Yep, we just eliminate his bombs.

[01:02:21] And then once we eliminate his bombs, we convert, and that's game.

[01:02:24] Oh, God, he's coming.

[01:02:28] I can't move this because then I lose my rock.

[01:02:50] So I could check him.

[01:02:51] And if I check and he has this conversion here, if I check and could I check made it.

[01:03:01] Well, we're going to figure it out.

[01:03:03] So he goes here or here many of the squares.

[01:03:07] So then we go.

[01:03:12] We go.

[01:03:19] Oh God.

[01:03:22] We go here.

[01:03:28] And then he takes, and then that's check.

[01:03:32] And then, oh, it's not check, he fucked up.

[01:03:37] I don't know, I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

[01:03:39] I think I'm supposed to convert.

[01:03:40] We're about to get later mated, no fucking way.

[01:03:43] I need to convert this.

[01:03:50] No, but then I lose my rock.

[01:03:55] Oh my god.

[01:04:05] my work now.

[01:04:17] Is he gonna move his work down here?

[01:04:20] Check.

[01:04:30] Keep going.

[01:04:31] Keep going.

[01:04:32] What?

[01:04:33] Oh, jeez.

[01:04:43] Draw, draw, draw, draw.

[01:04:44] It has to be a draw.

[01:04:45] It has to be a draw.

[01:04:46] It has to be a draw.

[01:04:48] Yep, draw.

[01:04:49] Yes.

[01:04:51] Yes.

[01:04:53] Oh, my fucking god.

[01:04:54] What a game.

[01:04:56] What a game.

[01:04:57] Oh, my god.

[01:04:59] Oh, my god, what a game.

[01:05:01] Oh my God, what a game.

[01:05:06] Bro, I should have been, I should have won.

[01:05:09] Bro, I should have won, chat, I should have won.

[01:05:14] Oh my God, I should have won.

[01:05:21] Wow.

[01:05:23] Ladies and gentlemen, are we ready for fan mail?

[01:05:28] Let's do this shit.

[01:05:29] Guys, let's do this.

[01:05:31] Are we ready?

[01:05:32] Are we fucking ready?

[01:05:37] Fan mail is back!

[01:05:41] All right guys, let's do it, let's do it,

[01:05:42] let's do it, let's do it, let's do it,

[01:05:43] let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.

[01:05:46] Fan mail is back!

[01:05:49] All right.

[01:05:53] It's time to lock in now.

[01:05:56] It's time to lock the hammer in chat.

[01:06:01] Cause I don't want to lose you now.

[01:06:08] Alright.

[01:06:11] Alright chat, it's time.

[01:06:19] It is time.

[01:06:27] Thank you.

[01:06:57] you

[01:07:27] you

[01:07:57] you

[01:08:27] All right, ladies and gentlemen, we got some fan mail, baby, probably should not have dropped

[01:08:43] that.

[01:08:44] All right, chat, are we ready?

[01:08:46] Type R in the chat and ready to chat.

[01:08:52] I'm gonna go tinkle and we're good to go.

[01:09:22] Thank you.

[01:09:52] you

[01:10:22] Alright, now I think what I'm going to do for this fan mail chat is, I'm going to

[01:10:50] Mail chat is I'm gonna get a knife, W print.

[01:10:56] Okay, appreciate that, bro.

[01:11:00] I'm gonna get a knife.

[01:11:04] Cause I need a way to slice the box and save it.

[01:11:08] No, I do, I do.

[01:11:10] Shout out to the knife.

[01:11:12] Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

[01:11:20] Oh, chat. Wait, no, no, no, no.

[01:11:27] Before we do fan mail, chat.

[01:11:30] Before we do fan mail, I wanna show you guys something.

[01:11:34] Chat.

[01:11:38] I got the Jersey Framed.

[01:11:42] Game warm, Saturday match Jersey.

[01:11:45] I got it framed, chat.

[01:11:47] Guess where I'm gonna hang this up at.

[01:11:50] You see that blue wall way back there next to the plant?

[01:11:54] That's where I'm gonna hang it.

[01:11:56] Chat, look at this thing, bro.

[01:11:59] This is so sick, dude.

[01:12:01] I'm literally gonna have this hanging

[01:12:03] on that blue wall at the back.

[01:12:06] So yeah, it's not hung up yet.

[01:12:08] What it is, I'll show y'all.

[01:12:09] But chat, game worn, baby.

[01:12:11] I was gonna just wear this around my house

[01:12:13] like I did with Blastier's jersey.

[01:12:16] But my dad said,

[01:12:16] no, I don't do that.

[01:12:17] You should probably hang it up

[01:12:18] and not get dirty and stuff.

[01:12:20] So I'm gonna listen to him and chat.

[01:12:23] And maybe in like 40 years,

[01:12:27] if I have like a kid or like whatever,

[01:12:30] I'll be able to tell him like, yes,

[01:12:32] this is my game warm Jersey buddy.

[01:12:35] This is my game warm Jersey buddy.

[01:12:37] But Chad's wanted to show you all this is sick.

[01:12:39] I literally got it yesterday.

[01:12:40] I got a little gift for that.

[01:12:48] All right, Jack, we got scissors for the box. This should be more than enough, which is the proper way to walk with scissors like this.

[01:12:56] Isn't this the proper way? All right, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, fan mail is back. Let's go.

[01:13:09] Where's the MVP trophy?

[01:13:14] Wait, I thought I showed y'all, oh no, I didn't.

[01:13:19] Chad, this came in a couple of days ago also.

[01:13:24] This came in all the way from England.

[01:13:27] Look at this thing.

[01:13:29] Yeah, I didn't show you guys this.

[01:13:31] You're right.

[01:13:32] I did not chat.

[01:13:33] Look at that, bro.

[01:13:34] And I got my MVP trophy.

[01:13:36] chat and look at that, bro.

[01:13:39] And I got the frame jersey

[01:13:41] and we're gonna hang it up in the wall.

[01:13:43] Like, bro, this came in from all the way from England.

[01:13:46] I'm gonna try to not make this break.

[01:13:54] The way you walk, the way you have to stand.

[01:13:58] All right, guys.

[01:13:59] Okay, without further ado.

[01:14:03] Yeah, you're right, I didn't show you guys that.

[01:14:05] It came in a couple of days ago, without further ado.

[01:14:11] Hey guys, can we stop typing W print in the chat

[01:14:14] every time I stand up?

[01:14:17] Like bro, stop typing W print without further ado.

[01:14:26] Fan mail is back!

[01:14:28] Now, YouTube, if you like the fan mail videos,

[01:14:33] Like and subscribe, and we'll do another!

[01:14:37] Here we go, chat.

[01:14:39] First fan mail of the day.

[01:14:41] Now, this one looks tempting.

[01:14:43] His name is Mateo Magic.

[01:14:47] Mateo Magic.

[01:14:50] I don't know, like, it's gonna be Magic Fan Mail

[01:14:52] or something?

[01:14:54] Mateo Magic, first fan mail of the day.

[01:14:56] There's a no.

[01:14:59] To Nicholas Stewart.

[01:15:00] That is me.

[01:15:01] My name is not Gary, okay?

[01:15:11] Okay, Matteo Magic.

[01:15:13] Hey, Jinxy, I'm a 17-year-old artist, and I made this a few years ago. Enjoy.

[01:15:19] What?

[01:15:22] A few years ago.

[01:15:25] Wait, wait, wait, what?

[01:15:41] Is that supposed to be me?

[01:15:44] It kind of looks like me a little bit.

[01:15:47] Chad, is that supposed to be me?

[01:15:49] It is a cursed voodoo doll?

[01:15:51] What?

[01:15:52] No, it's not.

[01:15:53] No, it's not.

[01:15:55] No it's not, no it's not. Chat let's read the note. Oh he doesn't have enough acne, hilarious bro.

[01:16:01] No, hilarious. There's a letter in here.

[01:16:13] Creativity starts here, Mateo Magic. Yo Mateo Magic bro! I think this is me bro.

[01:16:21] I think this is me. Let's see how big his wiener is. Okay, I'm sorry. No, but this is me y'all. This is I think this is me

[01:16:32] Wow very interesting fan mail to start us off chat, I'm gonna throw him right on this couch here

[01:16:39] Very interesting fan mail to start us off W. Mateo in the chat

[01:16:44] Did he send it? Okay, that's everything he sent in. W Matteo in the chat, bro. W Matteo in the chat.

[01:16:54] Next fan mail of the day. Let's do it! From Brett in Bradenton, Florida. Brett,

[01:17:05] that's pretty close to me, bro. I've got a couple of hours. I'm gonna try to not use the scissors

[01:17:13] once today for a fan mail. Okay. Brett, let's see what you sent. Brett, let's see what

[01:17:23] you sent. Heavy box, bro. Heavy box. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? Bunch of stuff

[01:17:30] in here. Weak. All right. What in the f... Officially licensed USMC combat fighter knife?

[01:17:41] What? No way. What?

[01:17:48] It's a fighter knife.

[01:17:56] This looks like a Bowie knife from CS.

[01:18:02] chat this is a real knife bro this is a real knife oh you entered my game and

[01:18:13] league of legends I'm sorry no bro this is real chat this is a real life guys I

[01:18:20] have to be careful M9 bayonet no let's be careful with the knife bro we don't

[01:18:25] want to cut ourselves yeah we have to be very careful with the knife package it

[01:18:30] successfully and keep good track of it bro. Bro, but if anybody tries to rob me

[01:18:36] chat I have a M9 bayonet now. Okay, MGTA of course. He sent in so much stuff.

[01:18:43] Bro, what is this?

[01:18:47] Oh! Oh! Oh my God!

[01:18:54] Liverpool FC, you'll never walk alone. Bro, what? That is sick! Oh my God!

[01:19:04] Liverpool FC, you'll never walk alone. Best club in England, baby!

[01:19:11] And then he says in a book, the art of war, Sun Tzu.

[01:19:26] My entire chat is saying W book, W book, W book.

[01:19:32] Should I watch this or should I read this?

[01:19:36] Sun, zoo, the art of war. Read it. You will peak intelligence. You're not reading that chat. How much want to bet I read it? How much want to bet I read it?

[01:19:46] Bro, this guy sent so much stuff. Combat camo face paint boss. No way.

[01:19:54] No way!

[01:20:05] Chat, face me!

[01:20:06] What?

[01:20:10] I walk along the road, down and on and on and on

[01:20:15] Whoa, it's greasy, the canvas.

[01:20:17] Brother, the canvas is greasy, chat.

[01:20:20] Whoa.

[01:20:21] It is military pain

[01:20:24] Bro chat could I could I do it?

[01:20:29] Guys what how are you supposed to put it on how are you supposed to put it on?

[01:20:41] Chad it's not working

[01:20:44] Whoa, there we go wait

[01:20:48] Chad am I doing it correctly?

[01:20:51] Chad, am I doing it correct? Do I need water? You need water for it? Water, water, water.

[01:21:03] Do a little bit of water, okay? Okay, now, Chad, what now? What now? Still

[01:21:10] keep doing it? Or should I put the water in here? Chad, put the water in here? Or no?

[01:21:18] Jesus Christ, sped, sped, are you stupid?

[01:21:23] Oh, I was supposed to put the water in here.

[01:21:24] I thought I'd just put it on my face.

[01:21:30] Okay, Chad, look at that now.

[01:21:31] Ready, ready?

[01:21:33] Green?

[01:21:37] Black?

[01:21:40] Okay, Chad, it's not really working.

[01:21:44] And now I'm soaking wet.

[01:21:45] Guys, it's not working.

[01:21:47] My eyes!

[01:21:49] Ow!

[01:21:51] God!

[01:21:53] Something got in my eye!

[01:21:55] Ow!

[01:21:59] Oh, don't wipe it, it makes it worse.

[01:22:03] Ow! God!

[01:22:05] Don't wipe it, it makes it worse.

[01:22:07] Ow!

[01:22:09] Ow!

[01:22:11] Ow!

[01:22:13] God, that hurts!

[01:22:17] Okay, is that did a flag?

[01:22:24] It's a poster?

[01:22:25] A flag?

[01:22:26] Something.

[01:22:27] Whoa, what is this?

[01:22:29] What is this?

[01:22:30] What is this?

[01:22:31] Okay, I think he's a, I think he's a Marine.

[01:22:36] I think he's a Marine.

[01:22:37] Did he send it a note?

[01:22:40] He sent it a note?

[01:22:41] Bro, if you are a Marine, bro, thank you for your service, my boy.

[01:22:47] Wait, what is this? Chat, what? Those are his medals?

[01:23:04] Wait, what?

[01:23:08] I just shit myself. I thought I got heart breached.

[01:23:11] He sent it to me.

[01:23:14] Should I send it back to him?

[01:23:16] He sent a note.

[01:23:17] We should probably have read the note first.

[01:23:20] Bro, what?

[01:23:21] Hey, Jinxie, congratulations on your Man of the Match and the Side of Man Charity match.

[01:23:28] My name is Brett, and my Twitch username is DuffMixgruff.

[01:23:31] Bro, Duff is an OG viewer.

[01:23:34] Duff has been in the streams for years.

[01:23:37] viewer. Duff has been in the streams for years. I have been subbed for over two years now and

[01:23:42] I've been watching much longer. I always introduced myself as your Marine buddy and so maybe you

[01:23:46] remember me. I was in the Marines for eight years and I did deployments in Iraq and Afghanistan.

[01:23:51] Unfortunately, I was diagnosed with PTSD when I returned from combat. I had a really hard time

[01:23:57] adjusting to civilian life when I returned. In around 2023, I started seeing your clips on YouTube

[01:24:03] and decided to check out your stream. I wanted to let you know personally how much your streams

[01:24:07] have helped me whenever I had trouble dealing with my PTSD. Your consistency allowed me to

[01:24:12] always have a distraction what was going on in my head. I wanted you to know how much of a difference

[01:24:17] you make with your content and the good that it does. The good news is that I have started going

[01:24:22] to therapy and beginning to learn to deal with my PTSD a lot better. Every day is a challenge,

[01:24:27] but I'm glad to have an escape going to your streams and having a good laugh. I wanted to

[01:24:32] send some things I thought you would like. I know you like Liverpool a lot. I got this scarf

[01:24:36] from Anfield in England. You'll never walk alone. And this kathiyah came from Afghanistan from the

[01:24:42] city of Lascarga, Wallahi. You can Google Operation Strike of Disorder, Operation Mastrak if you

[01:24:48] want to read through about it. The bracelet has a Bible verse that helped me through some tough

[01:24:52] times in Afghanistan when I was in sight. And I hope you enjoy the rest of the things as well.

[01:24:58] I'm currently living in Ravenson, Florida, and I would like to thank you in person someday and shake your hand.

[01:25:03] Much love and all the best from your marine buddy Brett.

[01:25:08] P.S. say hi to High Vives. Bro, that is like the nicest letter I think I've ever received in my life, bro.

[01:25:18] Oh my god. Oh my god, bro.

[01:25:23] Chat, that is so nice. And then he sent this.

[01:25:28] Bro, yeah, US Marine Corps, bro, he was a Marine for eight years.

[01:25:36] Brett, thank you for your service, bro.

[01:25:38] Chandu and me.

[01:25:39] And then he said he got this from Afghanistan when he was in Afghanistan.

[01:25:44] Holy crap.

[01:25:46] Brett, that is like, that is some of the most like meaningful, like thing, like that's the most like meaningful thing I've ever read in my life, bro.

[01:25:56] Thank you, Brett. W Brett in the chat. Oh my god

[01:26:01] W Brett

[01:26:03] Holy crap

[01:26:05] Bro, no, I've known Brett for like so many years like literally since 2023, but I never knew that

[01:26:11] That is crazy. Okay. I need to watch chat. This is like stating my eyes

[01:26:16] Should we just power through? I'm not good with the face paint. I didn't know what I was doing

[01:26:20] I don't know what I was doing.

[01:26:22] Guys, W Brett in the chat.

[01:26:23] Brett, that's like the nicest thing I've ever read, bro.

[01:26:26] Like genuinely.

[01:26:28] You're a fucking legend, my boy.

[01:26:30] I've known Duff for like literally three years now.

[01:26:35] I recognize his name immediately.

[01:26:38] Okay, next round out of the day.

[01:26:46] Next round out of the day.

[01:26:47] Hello, Junko Pop.

[01:26:49] Here are some face peptides.

[01:26:52] I don't know what these really do,

[01:26:53] but they're the new trend.

[01:26:55] So here you go, snake oil poggers.

[01:26:58] Buzzal right from Noah.

[01:27:02] Snake oil.

[01:27:04] Bro, what is a face peptide?

[01:27:08] Chat, what is a face peptide?

[01:27:10] So you can mog.

[01:27:15] These help you mog.

[01:27:19] It's from Beverly Hills, California.

[01:27:23] Say you swear to God, this makes me mock.

[01:27:25] Say you swear.

[01:27:27] Say you swear this makes me mock.

[01:27:30] GG, don't use it, TOS.

[01:27:33] Wait, what?

[01:27:34] It's TOS.

[01:27:37] Hydraulic acid.

[01:27:39] Chat, read it.

[01:27:40] Hydraulic acid tightening, repairing, collagen boosting.

[01:27:44] Don't do it.

[01:27:45] Hi, guys, can you call me?

[01:27:46] Bro, I need to get this out of my, dude, my eyes are burning, I'll be back in five seconds.

[01:27:56] Should I do it?

[01:28:14] Wait, so, Chap, should I do the peptide?

[01:28:18] Or no?

[01:28:19] No.

[01:28:20] It's a topical serum.

[01:28:22] Hi, guys, call me.

[01:28:27] Hi, guys, call me.

[01:28:28] Hi, guys, call me.

[01:28:29] Yo, hi, guys.

[01:28:31] I have a question.

[01:28:32] What are you saying?

[01:28:33] Yeah.

[01:28:34] This guy sent in peptides,

[01:28:35] and he said it'll help me mug,

[01:28:37] but my chat is saying it's TOS.

[01:28:40] Well, I don't know what a peptide is.

[01:28:43] I've never heard of that in my life.

[01:28:44] Cause you're not ascending, buddy.

[01:28:46] Okay.

[01:28:47] No, I'm gonna be honest.

[01:28:48] I don't know what it is either.

[01:28:50] Well, maybe Bernard knows,

[01:28:51] He knows everything you know what you're right. Let me call Bernard right here right now

[01:28:57] W had my chat. Let's call Bernard before we do the peptide. Let's call Bernard bro. We have to call them

[01:29:08] Hey Bernard

[01:29:14] So what are my viewers sent in?

[01:29:17] in copper peptides in fan mail,

[01:29:20] and he said it's gonna help me mauve,

[01:29:24] but my chat is saying to not use it and it's TOS.

[01:29:27] So is this good or bad?

[01:29:30] Copper peptides are actually pretty common in skincare.

[01:29:33] They're known for helping with skin repair and collagen,

[01:29:35] so they're not inherently bad,

[01:29:37] but anything you apply to your skin,

[01:29:39] especially if it's used should be used carefully.

[01:29:42] Bernard, it says tightening, repairing,

[01:29:45] and collagen boosting with hyaluronic acid.

[01:29:51] Bernard, is this bad or good?

[01:29:53] That combo is a classic in skincare.

[01:29:55] They often pair copper peptides with hyaluronic acid.

[01:29:58] It can help with hydration and skin elasticity,

[01:30:01] but if you're not used to it

[01:30:02] or if you've got sensitive skin, do a patch test first.

[01:30:05] Just keep it safe and within the bounds

[01:30:07] of what you're comfortable with.

[01:30:09] Okay, Bernard.

[01:30:12] Okay, Bernard, I might just not even do it

[01:30:14] because I'm scared.

[01:30:17] And Bernard, honestly, Bernard, I'm Mog anyways, bro.

[01:30:20] I don't need peptides.

[01:30:22] You've got that confidence

[01:30:23] and that's the most powerful thing anyway.

[01:30:25] If you feel great as you are,

[01:30:27] no need to overcomplicate it.

[01:30:28] Rock that self, Mog, my friend.

[01:30:31] Okay, okay, thank you.

[01:30:34] You're all set, Nick, anytime, bro.

[01:30:37] Chat, yeah, like, guys, it's not,

[01:30:39] like I don't know what it is, bro.

[01:30:40] I'm not gonna do it.

[01:30:41] I already, like, I already Mog, bro.

[01:30:44] You guys can type cat, bro. I already freaking long Jack. I don't need a peptide buddy

[01:30:50] Nice double chin, bro mobs. You know what? I'm not not gonna get raised better today

[01:30:58] Next time today, this has been a great fan mail. I'm not even gonna lie. This has been a great fan mail. Uh again shout out to Brad

[01:31:05] Next summer day

[01:31:14] dick pics in nature. Okay. Just I don't I don't know what I'm I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this.

[01:31:33] I was just getting done saying how great of a fan mail this is bro.

[01:31:37] I was just getting done saying how great of a fan mail this is.

[01:31:47] Oh chat, don't worry, he sent one more item.

[01:31:55] It's made in China.

[01:31:58] He sent one more item.

[01:32:00] Okay, so it's a box inside of a box.

[01:32:12] Just for you.

[01:32:13] Why would you look at that?

[01:32:18] I mean, like, do you realize the extent of efforts that went into flipping me off here?

[01:32:29] Brother, brother, what the hell?

[01:32:32] Like, you're putting that much effort into flipping somebody off, or we dead ass?

[01:32:40] That's the same guy who sent in the cum rag, by the way.

[01:32:45] Next fan mail of the day. And I'm not gonna use it.

[01:32:48] So get out of here with that.

[01:32:54] Chat, remember if you want to send in fan mail, explanation mark fan mail in the Twitch chat.

[01:32:59] Okay, I don't this is not a note a

[01:33:05] Stick of butter, but it's I don't think it's real

[01:33:13] Yeah, this isn't real

[01:33:17] Is there a note explain this from Zerka barrage from Dominic compote

[01:33:29] It's a squishy.

[01:33:33] Guys, I don't know what that means.

[01:33:37] You squish it, it smells good.

[01:33:46] Wait, it's a stress toy.

[01:33:48] Oh, it's a stress toy.

[01:33:50] Shove it up your ass.

[01:33:53] Okay.

[01:33:54] Mobs, we need to be like locked in right now on Fando.

[01:33:58] Shove it up your ass.

[01:34:00] No, I'm not going to put it like brother.

[01:34:03] What do you think this stream is legitimately?

[01:34:06] So chat if I'm ever about a rage, I just do this.

[01:34:10] If I'm ever going to rage, I just.

[01:34:16] Okay, pause.

[01:34:19] Okay, pause.

[01:34:21] Now spit on it.

[01:34:22] All right.

[01:34:23] Mugs better.

[01:34:25] it's butter for your butt no it's not

[01:34:34] to junko next round matter today

[01:34:40] What's up?

[01:34:47] Holy ball of knowledge.

[01:34:56] Yo, yo, yo.

[01:34:59] What's the letter?

[01:35:02] Hello, Jinxie. I have a joke, did you?

[01:35:05] Or I have a joke for you. Where did the Jinxie find the Bonnie blue the Darth Maul PS fuck you

[01:35:17] Okay

[01:35:18] bit like

[01:35:20] Holy ball knowledge. I can't even get mad at it because it's it's creative

[01:35:25] But what's up with the PS at the end like what's up with the PS at the end though?

[01:35:35] Yeah, we have a lot of packages to rip through today.

[01:35:38] Next time out of the day, bro, my dad

[01:35:43] was going through the fan mail, and apparently there

[01:35:45] was a glitter bomb, so all the boxes

[01:35:47] have glitter on them.

[01:35:51] Guys, stop setting in glitter bombs.

[01:35:52] You're literally just getting glitter on my dad.

[01:35:55] Stop setting in glitter bombs.

[01:35:57] He's tired of it, bro.

[01:35:59] That's like the third time he's been glitter bomb.

[01:36:05] Okay, this guy had no no, so it's he just sent in a gift, but there's no no.

[01:36:27] I swear I'm not weak. This thing's just packaged tight.

[01:36:42] Captain Levi!

[01:36:45] I was waiting for this one. I was waiting for this one.

[01:36:49] I was waiting for this one.

[01:36:51] Now this is what I'm talking about, baby.

[01:36:53] This is what I'm talking about. The best character in Attack on Titan!

[01:37:00] Yes, bro! Yes! Yes! Oh my god!

[01:37:08] I mean, today's fan mail, it's off to a great start.

[01:37:11] And bro, we have so much fan mail left, bro. Next fan mail of the day.

[01:37:23] Okay, this is like a teeny tiny one.

[01:37:28] I wonder what this is gonna be legitimately.

[01:37:30] This one is tiny.

[01:37:32] I'm always concerned when it's this small.

[01:37:38] Like, I don't know.

[01:37:42] But here's the glitter bomb I was talking about.

[01:37:44] There's the glitter bomb.

[01:37:48] It's just like your wood.

[01:37:49] Hilarious, bro.

[01:37:50] Yeah, hilarious.

[01:37:51] I'm very open about my wiener. Slightly below average size. It's not small, it's not big,

[01:37:58] it's a little narrow. My doctor was locked in with a circumcision.

[01:38:09] From Brianna. Hey, Junko. My name is Brianna, and I'm a police officer from Kansas. It is a

[01:38:17] tradition for law enforcement officers to trade and give out challenge coins so I got one for you.

[01:38:23] I hope you enjoy the other gifts from Brianna. It's a coin. W Brianna, man. W Brianna. Wait,

[01:38:31] wait, Brianna, but I only have one thing in here. Brianna, I don't see anything. I don't see anything.

[01:38:38] You're gonna go to jail. What?

[01:38:46] Somebody said Brianna, arrest me. All right. Next fan mail of the day.

[01:38:55] To Nick Junko, that it's not my name.

[01:39:01] Okay, next fan mail. I sent the canvas picture and it wouldn't let me write a note,

[01:39:07] But I hope you like it. Much love. P.S. Enjoy this candy from George.

[01:39:15] Candy. Jolly Ranchers Sour Gummies. Sour?

[01:39:26] Let's try it. Chat, it's not going to be laced. Shut up, bro. It's like not everything is a laced.

[01:39:37] yellow flavor, red flavor, green flavor, blue flavor,

[01:40:03] it's not laced bro like y'all are scaring me it's not laced shut up okay the best one

[01:40:19] is blue I'm not even kidding yo it's not laced shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut

[01:40:25] I'm not gullible.

[01:40:27] Alright, next family of the day.

[01:40:30] From Chris.

[01:40:32] Chris?

[01:40:33] What's good?

[01:40:34] How you doing, bro?

[01:40:42] Mysterious.

[01:40:55] What in the hell, Chris, what is this?

[01:41:05] Is it for like the photo?

[01:41:07] Yo, mi-ho, mi-ho, Chris, you didn't even send a note.

[01:41:13] Chris, you want me to hang this up?

[01:41:16] Chris, you want me to hang this up, buddy?

[01:41:21] Somebody in the chat typed goon material.

[01:41:24] All right, next man out of the day.

[01:41:37] Free t-shirt, it says.

[01:41:40] So this is a t-shirt designing website.

[01:41:43] OK, there's hearts on it.

[01:41:46] OK, let's see the t-shirt.

[01:41:52] Daddy's little squirt.

[01:41:53] Okay. Yo. Listen, like, no, listen, I'm not going to wear this shit around.

[01:42:01] Daddy's little squirter. You want me to put that shirt on and go out in public?

[01:42:06] Like, what is wrong with your hand? What is wrong with your brain?

[01:42:12] Do you have a brain? I'm not ever going to wear that. Put it on. Get banned.

[01:42:18] mods literally ban him I'm not wearing a shirt that says daddy's little squirter

[01:42:23] okay buddy Jesus next round out of the day what's the problem Igor Igor if I

[01:42:35] wore this in public I might get arrested what's the problem why are people

[01:42:40] typing L ungrateful I'm ungrateful I'm ungrateful because I'm not gonna wear

[01:42:45] wear this. I'm ungrateful because I'm not going to wear this. Seriously. I'm ungrateful.

[01:42:51] Highbives is calling. Highbives, what's up, bro?

[01:42:54] Okay. Put on a T-shirt.

[01:42:58] You said what?

[01:42:59] Put on the T-shirt.

[01:43:00] Are you like...

[01:43:01] Take your hands off.

[01:43:02] Are you really going to make me do this?

[01:43:03] Put the hands on down.

[01:43:04] Yes, sir.

[01:43:05] Yeah. Take off the shirt that you currently have.

[01:43:06] Okay.

[01:43:07] Okay.

[01:43:08] Okay.

[01:43:09] Okay.

[01:43:10] Okay.

[01:43:11] Okay.

[01:43:12] Okay.

[01:43:13] Okay.

[01:43:14] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:43:23] Yeah.

[01:43:26] I've asked, can we ban the guy that said nice pepperoni tits, please? Can we get some motivation?

[01:43:31] Are you listening to me or not? Let's go.

[01:43:34] Yes, sir.

[01:43:35] All right.

[01:43:45] Come on.

[01:43:46] Okay.

[01:43:48] Hi, guys. What now, dude? You want me to wear this around? Like what now?

[01:43:52] Like, hi, guys. Like, like, do you want me to go out in public with this?

[01:43:56] What now, hi, guys? What now?

[01:43:58] You have to wear that for the whole stream. Yeah.

[01:44:00] You can't switch back to the other agency.

[01:44:03] I'm hanging up on this guy. Get this guy out of here. Like, bro, chat. I might wear this

[01:44:14] for fan mail. I'm taking this off. I'm not wearing this, y'all. And you best believe

[01:44:20] I'm not wearing this in public. Next fan mail today to Chunko Flunko. Chat, I don't go by

[01:44:28] I'm skinny. I'm 5'11", 162. I'm what you would consider skinny. Alright, let's just be clear. I'm not chunco.

[01:44:41] Dantez will love that shirt. I'm sure he will, bro. And that's also why Dantez is a deranged lunatic.

[01:44:51] Next time out of the day.

[01:44:52] Hey, Junko Wonko Stunko. Shout it out to my TikTok. Also shout it out to my mom and my grandma.

[01:45:03] Almost forgot. Shout it out to Rainy, Froyo Man, and Toasted Tacos. From Todd.

[01:45:10] All right. Yeah, I've never heard Stunko. That's a new one. Todd, let's see what's in here. It's a

[01:45:19] tiny bag. Let's see what's in it. Get on Siege Gary, type Gary again in your perm up. Here we go.

[01:45:29] Fluker's fresh feeder vac pack. Do you see a roaches, crickets, and mealworms?

[01:45:47] This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

[01:45:59] Hey bro, what am I supposed to do with worms?

[01:46:04] Eat it, it's healthy.

[01:46:05] No!

[01:46:07] What am I supposed to do with worms, bro?

[01:46:10] Like what?

[01:46:13] What?

[01:46:14] What?

[01:46:16] Do it, I'm not eating worms!

[01:46:19] Shut up!

[01:46:21] It's for Terry.

[01:46:22] Could Terry eat worms?

[01:46:25] I gotta see, I gotta ask my mom.

[01:46:29] 100 gifted if you eat a cricket. Guys, I'm not eating a cricket. I'm not eating a cricket.

[01:46:38] Hi, Nicholas Stewart. Congrats on your unexpected pregnancy with high-vives.

[01:46:43] I didn't know you two were still together, but I'm happy to hear things that worked out.

[01:46:48] Names can be hard, so maybe try Purvis or Fat Ass Junior from Luke.

[01:46:53] And that's how he spelled my name. That's not how my name is spelled. Listen, bro. Luke,

[01:47:03] I like Luke. I'm just gonna ban your address from Fandah if you're gonna spell my name like a

[01:47:08] jackass. You should name it Fat Ass Junior. Also, Luke, are you on weed? You think me and

[01:47:19] You think me and Highbats are having a kid?

[01:47:21] You think me and Highbats are having a kid?

[01:47:24] Luke, where have you been?

[01:47:26] What?

[01:47:28] Just eat it already.

[01:47:30] I'm not eating the worm.

[01:47:35] All right, Luke, I'm concerned, bro.

[01:47:43] It's a book.

[01:47:44] It's a thick book.

[01:47:47] We're pregnant.

[01:47:48] the first time dad's pregnancy and book.

[01:47:51] Everything dad's need to know

[01:47:53] for their partner and their baby.

[01:47:59] Hey Luke, I'm not having a baby.

[01:48:04] Shut that shit down.

[01:48:07] I'm not having a baby, Luke.

[01:48:11] Elle, I'm grateful.

[01:48:12] I don't have a son.

[01:48:14] Stop saying congratulations. Stop. Stop saying congratulations. Stop. Stop.

[01:48:29] Okay, chat. I believe this is a jersey. Mexico?

[01:48:48] Who is A Gonzalez, who is this, who is a Gonzalez?

[01:49:03] Who is this chat?

[01:49:09] Who is it?

[01:49:14] Alexis Gonzalez or Arturo Gonzalez?

[01:49:23] His name isn't A, bro.

[01:49:25] He's gotta have the first name.

[01:49:27] When is the baby shower?

[01:49:36] Arturo Gonzalez.

[01:49:38] Chad, is he good?

[01:49:39] Arturo Gonzalez.

[01:49:42] Is he good?

[01:49:44] Yo guys, I don't even want to open this, I don't even want to open this.

[01:49:55] No added colors or preservatives, oven dried, not fried, 100% natural ingredients, a selection

[01:50:01] of ready to eat mixed bugs, season with salt, high visor's calling, high visor's there

[01:50:07] a reason why you're calling, bro.

[01:50:10] Hey bro, buddy, buddy, I'm not trying to go to the hospital, I'm not going to eat salted

[01:50:21] bugs.

[01:50:22] I'm not going to eat salted bugs.

[01:50:24] Oh, it's healthy.

[01:50:26] Thank you.

[01:50:27] Thank you, chatter.

[01:50:28] It's healthy.

[01:50:29] Oh, dude, let's start eating bugs.

[01:50:30] It's healthy.

[01:50:31] Shut up, high fives.

[01:50:32] I'm not going to eat fucking bugs.

[01:50:33] IT'S HELP! SHUT UP! I'M NOT GONNA EAT FUCKIN' BUGS!

[01:50:36] Can you really see what they look like? Maybe they're apatizing.

[01:50:42] Who's there?

[01:50:44] Wait, are they alive?

[01:50:46] No.

[01:50:47] They have to be long gone by now.

[01:50:49] Yeah.

[01:50:50] Chat F in the chat for the bugs.

[01:50:55] These are all edible though. All these bugs.

[01:51:03] I'm not eating this. No, I'm not eating this. Put it in. Put it back in. I'm not eating it. No, no, no, no. This is disgusting. This is disgusting.

[01:51:13] Guys, stop sending me plugs! God!

[01:51:22] Next day of the day, we got a letter. Check, we have also like 10 more packages too. We've got a little letter break.

[01:51:32] Let's celebrate Hudson's graduation with food, laughter, and fun.

[01:51:38] I'm not going to show you any address.

[01:51:40] Okay?

[01:51:41] He invited me to his graduation.

[01:51:45] Please open this.

[01:51:46] My son is graduating.

[01:51:48] What?

[01:51:58] Wait, what?

[01:52:01] Class of 2026, with great pride and joy,

[01:52:06] we invite you to celebrate this milestone achievement

[01:52:08] and share in the beginning of a bright and promising future.

[01:52:12] Friday, May 15th, Hudson is graduating

[01:52:17] and he's heading to Georgia University.

[01:52:22] Holy Chad, by the way.

[01:52:25] Holy Chad, yup.

[01:52:27] He did my celebrations.

[01:52:31] What a goat.

[01:52:33] He did my celebrations.

[01:52:35] What a goat.

[01:52:37] What?

[01:52:39] Hey, Jinxie, will you please wish my son a happy graduation?

[01:52:44] You have definitely become a household name around here.

[01:52:47] And I always know when you are raging, put the fries in the bag.

[01:52:51] Shit was never sweet in Tarpon Springs.

[01:52:55] And then he put a bunch of sevenths.

[01:52:58] I'm literally skinny.

[01:53:00] W Hudson, bro.

[01:53:01] Hudson, congratulations on your graduation.

[01:53:03] Dude, I don't know how, but I graduated also.

[01:53:07] What I'm gonna be honest, I was me how.

[01:53:11] Like only the unks notice.

[01:53:13] All of you new kids, bro, that are in high school,

[01:53:16] y'all have chat GPT now.

[01:53:18] It's like school is easy.

[01:53:19] The unks know about the quiz that Netbit is about.

[01:53:23] If you know, you know, I'm not going to get into it.

[01:53:26] If you know about the Quizlet method, you know, that's all I'm going to say.

[01:53:32] Like now y'all got chat, GPT, y'all didn't got to work hard to cheat, bro.

[01:53:36] We had to grind.

[01:53:38] Y'all like the umps that are in like my age of 24, 25, 23, like y'all know

[01:53:43] about the Quizlet method, bro.

[01:53:45] And I'm not even going to speak too much on it because it's a leak check Twitter.

[01:53:49] But all I'm going to say is if Quizlet wasn't a thing, I was not getting out of

[01:53:52] school. Period end of story. I was not getting out of school. Cliff notes too.

[01:53:58] That's also unspoken ball knowledge. I saw somebody chat say clip notes. Don't

[01:54:02] forget about clip notes. Also just group chats in general. You had to have, okay,

[01:54:07] don't have W print. Chat, I'll be honest. I'm slightly half-chilled. Okay. I'm

[01:54:16] I'm interested to open this because this is like a canvas.

[01:54:19] This is a canvas, y'all.

[01:54:23] You're small for half chubbed.

[01:54:24] Why are you looking buttercup?

[01:54:30] Okay, Chad, this is a canvas.

[01:54:35] Yeah, bro, like if I was in school right now,

[01:54:38] Bernard would be getting me a fucking 4.0 GPA.

[01:54:41] I'm just gonna be honest.

[01:54:43] Y'all have chat GVT.

[01:54:45] I can't even imagine how easy high school it is with chatGPT.

[01:54:50] It's like, bro, I'm going to be honest,

[01:54:53] if you're in high school in 2026

[01:54:55] and you don't have at least a 3.0 GPA,

[01:54:58] how's that possible, bro?

[01:54:59] You can literally chatGPT every assignment.

[01:55:12] Okay, chat.

[01:55:13] This guy literally sent in a gigantic canvas.

[01:55:24] No, you didn't!

[01:55:25] No, you didn't!

[01:55:27] No, you didn't!

[01:55:31] Oh my God.

[01:55:35] Dude, I have so much stuff to put it in my room.

[01:55:37] I have the jersey, the trophy, and now this.

[01:55:40] Let's put this on the back wall, wow.

[01:55:47] Cause I don't wanna lose you now.

[01:55:50] I'm looking right at the other half of me.

[01:55:54] Give it to me, my room is decked out, bro.

[01:55:56] My room is decked out.

[01:55:58] Chell, look at this.

[01:55:59] Set it in and in and in and in and in and in and in and in.

[01:56:02] Thank you, bro.

[01:56:03] For real, that was just canvas, man.

[01:56:06] All right, we got like 12 more packages.

[01:56:08] I don't know, let's keep it rolling.

[01:56:10] This has been one of the greatest fan mail

[01:56:11] you've ever done, undeniably, without a doubt.

[01:56:13] It's gonna be the next fan mail,

[01:56:14] next week's more fan mail of the Twitch chat.

[01:56:20] All right, we got another package here,

[01:56:23] and I got a package right here.

[01:56:29] Chat, I swear, something smells good

[01:56:32] in the kitchen right now.

[01:56:33] I don't know, somebody's cooking something.

[01:56:35] Smells good, boy, it smells good.

[01:56:38] Don't type, of course, I'm literally skinny.

[01:56:42] You have a small package.

[01:56:49] I told you, Mike Johnson, very open about it.

[01:56:52] Relatively undersized, but not really.

[01:56:58] Like barely below average size.

[01:57:01] Barely, like I have a really, bro, like 5.3 erect.

[01:57:08] 2.7 classic. Next I'm out of the day. Who is this? Oh my god, Icress from Soto

[01:57:20] Levelling. That was the um that was the like horse that he captured I think? It

[01:57:27] doesn't look like him. Dude, oh my god. Yeah, wasn't it like the horse he captured

[01:57:34] from like the uh like shadow realm thing. It didn't look like him at first because I don't want to

[01:57:42] lose him there. He's a commander. Oh he's a knight, a knight, a knight yes. And he like waited for the

[01:57:49] his king for like a hundred years or something. No I remember, I remember. To Nicholas the 7th.

[01:57:59] Yep, Chad, it's LARP. Yep, everything's LARP.

[01:58:13] What is this?

[01:58:14] Guys, what is this?

[01:58:16] LARP, LARP, LARP, SAHORE.

[01:58:18] Wow, all right.

[01:58:23] It's a blanket.

[01:58:24] Guys, it's a bl-

[01:58:29] Oh my God, it's a shark pajamas.

[01:58:34] Chad, should I wear this?

[01:58:37] It is a shark pajamas.

[01:58:41] Chad, I'm putting it off.

[01:58:46] Chad, I'm putting it off.

[01:58:58] I'm turning into a shark! Chad I'm turning into a shark! Oh my god, I even have little fins.

[01:59:18] Wait hold up.

[01:59:20] Jack, is it a shark? What is it? What is the mask saying?

[01:59:23] 24 by the way. Oh my god it is a shark. Chats a shark with a fin. Look.

[01:59:41] Anybody else got an erection in here or is it just me? Dude I actually do look

[01:59:49] like a shark.

[01:59:53] Okay.

[01:59:54] How did it jump out of it?

[02:00:00] Bro, oh my God, we have so much pain out there.

[02:00:08] You should play league in that.

[02:00:11] You want me to play League of Legends in a sharp costume?

[02:00:14] Are we dead ass?

[02:00:17] It's actually not a bad shout.

[02:00:22] Should I? Should I play League of Legends in the shark onesie?

[02:00:30] Okay, I can just tell by the weight this is dog food.

[02:00:35] I can tell by the weight.

[02:00:45] Pre-fired it. Literally pre-fired it. Literally pre-fired it.

[02:00:52] I have enough dog food for the next eight years. I'm not even kidding.

[02:00:58] Handle with care, fragile, fan mail.

[02:01:03] Pablo said cancel the tournament. Oh no, I saw bro. We're going to cancel the tournament because Pablo said so. Yeah, I know. We're canceling it.

[02:01:11] From Victoria.

[02:01:15] What? Girls watch the stream?

[02:01:22] I don't know what this is, chat like bro, this is so fucking fire, signed by tarpon's

[02:01:40] rings fc, all right, chat this is actually peak, oh my god, Nicholas, yeah bro, you know

[02:01:52] know how when like you can read handwriting and you can just tell it's not a dude? Bro,

[02:01:56] like, like, dude, girls just have better handwriting than dudes, bro.

[02:02:00] Hey, Jinxie, I made this for you because I was proud of how you played in the charity

[02:02:06] match. Hope you're able to open this on stream and I'd love to see your reaction. I know

[02:02:09] it was the best day of your life. I figured you deserved your own card. Proud of you

[02:02:13] from Victoria. W Victoria in the chat. If you're unable to open up, that is, that is

[02:02:20] leaked it. Did I just leak? Did I just leak that Jesus Christ? Did I just leak the fuck?

[02:02:38] Bro, guys, don't put any text on the back because I glitch out. I just start reading.

[02:02:45] Bob, they got a bad gift for that. I mean, it was just an Instagram. It wasn't like if

[02:02:49] somebody's address. But I'm gonna be honest, Victoria, you might want to

[02:02:52] private your Instagram. Like, I would highly recommend that. If it's not

[02:02:58] already. Next fan mail today!

[02:03:10] Hey Nicholas, me and my dad watch your fanmails all the time. Hope you enjoyed

[02:03:15] my gift. P.S. use this to get some hoes from Nash. Alright. Use these to...

[02:03:45] Yep, W. Mike, bro.

[02:03:50] W. Mike, my son, dude.

[02:03:52] W. Mike, bro.

[02:03:54] W. Mike, W. Mike.

[02:03:57] W. Mike, W. Mike.

[02:04:07] W. Mike.

[02:04:08] All right, next time I'll wave.

[02:04:09] This one opened instantly.

[02:04:10] To Jinky.

[02:04:12] That's not of my name.

[02:04:16] I have been sent this book.

[02:04:18] I'm not even kidding, 300 times.

[02:04:22] It's a full book.

[02:04:23] I don't like, how is this a book?

[02:04:25] I don't like, someone wrote this?

[02:04:27] Like, how is this actually a book?

[02:04:30] I'm not going to read it.

[02:04:33] And it's not El Ungrateful.

[02:04:35] I'm not reading The Old Thought Next Door.

[02:04:38] Not reading it.

[02:04:40] Not reading it, y'all.

[02:04:42] Okay, there is more packages over here.

[02:04:57] Alright, now this one is heavy.

[02:05:10] Wait, that's the magic logo.

[02:05:18] The Orlando Magic!

[02:05:19] Chad, how are the magic doing this year?

[02:05:23] They have a winning record, right?

[02:05:30] So never winning record?

[02:05:31] I think I checked.

[02:05:33] No, they're out of the playoffs.

[02:05:36] They got first-rounded.

[02:05:37] Oh, this might be bad timing.

[02:05:40] This family could be a couple of weeks old.

[02:05:42] This might be really bad timing.

[02:05:43] They literally just lost and they blew a 3-1 lead.

[02:05:46] Great.

[02:05:48] Oh no, this could be bad timing.

[02:05:50] I wish I opened this earlier.

[02:05:53] So the magic blue of three one lead.

[02:06:04] Oh, I have scissors. Am I stupid? Why am I biting it?

[02:06:09] Yes, bite it. I'm not ban him.

[02:06:22] Everybody in bro. Imagine this is like a playoff promotion thing. Shysa. No, I won't be it won't be it's gonna be like

[02:06:31] whoa

[02:06:33] Whoa, whoa, Jersey

[02:06:38] Whoa

[02:06:40] Everybody oh no, oh god. Oh

[02:06:44] God

[02:06:46] Yep, I really wish I opened this before the playoffs

[02:06:50] bro

[02:06:52] That might be the worst. Oh, Orlando magic playoffs. Oh, Jesus. Oh my God. It keeps getting worse as it goes on.

[02:07:04] Don't tell me if the playoffs you're.

[02:07:09] Okay, this is like such a sexy Jersey though. This is such a sexy Jersey.

[02:07:17] And then there's one more there's this thing play the song

[02:07:33] Cut cut cut

[02:07:38] Okay Orlando magic, I'm sorry that I opened this I know you guys sent it before the playoffs happened. That's my apologies

[02:07:47] I'm not going to lie. It literally said 2026 playoffs. I don't think it could have been worse than that. And they blew three one lead.

[02:08:04] This is a big box like a huge box.

[02:08:10] JC from Sausage Road in North Carolina.

[02:08:25] Nice tips, JC.

[02:08:26] I'm pulling my chicken right now.

[02:08:28] Great.

[02:08:30] Mods, permavan, like fan mail is great because, bro, we can get a lot of people banned today.

[02:08:40] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:08:47] Chicharrones.

[02:08:48] Wait, where's this from?

[02:08:51] Chicharrones?

[02:08:52] Flaming hot.

[02:08:57] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:09:01] Chichirrones.

[02:09:03] Wait, where's this from?

[02:09:05] Chicharrones?

[02:09:12] These are Mexican snacks?

[02:09:15] Really?

[02:09:17] Mexican snacks.

[02:09:19] Chichar...

[02:09:22] Chesh, should we try some snacks from Mexico?

[02:09:29] Sertido rico.

[02:09:31] Bro, let's try some snacks from Mexico.

[02:09:36] Bro, this guy, Mexican candy mix.

[02:09:40] Bro, this guy sent everything.

[02:09:42] Oh my God.

[02:09:46] Chicharrones.

[02:09:47] Okay.

[02:09:49] So he sent.

[02:09:50] Okay, so chat let's try some Mexican snacks y'all. So he said these sabritas.

[02:10:04] We're going to try them all and rate them from worst to best.

[02:10:11] Okay, here we go. Here we go. Okay, first snack from Mexico,

[02:10:17] Let's try it.

[02:10:20] Oh, wait, he did send a note.

[02:10:24] Let's read his note first.

[02:10:26] Hey, Jinxy, can you say,

[02:10:30] Que chingue su madre en America?

[02:10:33] It's not bad from Doc.

[02:10:37] Whatever that means.

[02:10:39] Whatever that means, bro.

[02:10:40] Shout out to him.

[02:10:42] What did I say?

[02:10:44] what did I say wait what did I say

[02:11:01] I missed a cartel no oh it's a football club oh oh this guy's a cheeva

[02:11:11] Supporter. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Cheabust. Oh

[02:11:17] My god, open it the wrong way chat. Look at this, bro

[02:11:28] Okay first snack from Mexico, let's see what it is. It's like a cookie

[02:11:41] That's incredible.

[02:11:56] Next snack.

[02:11:59] This looks like a wafer.

[02:12:00] Guys, this looks like a wafer.

[02:12:05] Okay, it's clocking.

[02:12:12] Next snack from Mexico.

[02:12:18] Um, this is all incredible.

[02:12:26] I don't even know.

[02:12:28] All right, we have to save room because I can't like I can't eat all this or I'm going to die.

[02:12:36] Um, whatever that was, maybe next snack from Mexico.

[02:12:45] I've never even heard of this sabritas looks good.

[02:12:49] I'm not going to lie.

[02:12:52] Smells strong.

[02:12:56] Here we go, chat. Sabritas, receta, cruyente. Sabor, renavolo. Here we go, y'all. Here we go. Mexican chips.

[02:13:19] Oh, it says flaming holler.

[02:13:26] Okay, it's not that hot, though, chat for a second I was scared, it's not that hot.

[02:13:45] This is good.

[02:13:46] Sabritas chetar cruente, recheta cruente, eight out of, no, eight puentadretas.

[02:13:58] Now, Jack, next up, chicharrones.

[02:14:04] Whoa, what are these?

[02:14:10] What are these?

[02:14:11] Chicharrones.

[02:14:12] Miho.

[02:14:13] Miho.

[02:14:14] Why is this so good?

[02:14:26] It's pork.

[02:14:28] What?

[02:14:30] This is pork?

[02:14:33] Miho.

[02:14:38] Okay, I'm not going to lie.

[02:14:44] Mexico, y'all snacks are goaded.

[02:14:47] Y'all have some goaded snacks.

[02:14:49] I'm not going to lie to you.

[02:14:51] I'm not going to lie to you.

[02:14:53] Those are some goaded snacks.

[02:14:56] Last but not least, the Mexican candy mix.

[02:15:00] Chaps, if you're from another country, chat, send in your favorite candy.

[02:15:10] If you're from England, Brazil, anything.

[02:15:13] Send in your favorite candy.

[02:15:14] I want to try them all because I'm fat.

[02:15:16] Whoa!

[02:15:17] What is this?

[02:15:19] Squinkles?

[02:15:20] What is this?

[02:15:22] Squinkles?

[02:15:24] What is this?

[02:15:30] Lucas?

[02:15:32] What is this bag?

[02:15:36] Are you supposed to put it on?

[02:15:44] Are you supposed to put it on?

[02:15:52] Wait, that's good.

[02:15:53] That sauce is good.

[02:15:54] Whatever that sauce is.

[02:15:56] Whatever that is, that's good.

[02:15:57] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:15:59] What is this?

[02:16:00] Salasagetti.

[02:16:04] Whatever that is, that's good.

[02:16:14] You ate too much, Gigi.

[02:16:37] That is fucking good!

[02:16:41] We but ate too much meat!

[02:16:43] No, no!

[02:16:44] Try Mexican candy. I'm not kidding. I'm not. What is this?

[02:16:50] Arachis. Try Mexican candy. Trust me or snacks.

[02:16:58] Cheddar's peanuts, y'all.

[02:17:10] Why are these the best peanuts I've ever had?

[02:17:14] KAKAMENTE ESTIRO YAPONES, JAPANESE TARPINAS, WHY ARE THEY SO GOOD, WHY?

[02:17:36] This is amazing, what?

[02:17:46] I need to stop eating.

[02:17:47] No, I'm too fat.

[02:17:48] Yo, Mexico!

[02:17:51] Y'all would have some doded ass candy and snacks.

[02:17:54] Holy shit, bro.

[02:17:59] No chat, like, if you're from another country,

[02:18:03] Germany, Netherlands, Brazil, England,

[02:18:07] send in your favorite candy.

[02:18:09] Right now Mexico is the winners.

[02:18:11] Right now Mexico is the winners for sure.

[02:18:17] All right, here we go.

[02:18:18] Next up on the day, this is a big one.

[02:18:20] This is a big one, bro.

[02:18:23] Try that one, you edged us, what?

[02:18:29] Okay, Chad, I will, one sec.

[02:18:32] Let me rip this first.

[02:18:33] I lost my scissors there's so much stuff on my desk wait really try the last one

[02:18:40] too okay I will Italy yeah Italy too bro any country whatever your favorite

[02:18:46] candy is bro my grandma was from Czech and she would always bring like chocolate

[02:18:51] from Czech it was so good bro

[02:18:55] All right, chat, here we go.

[02:19:02] I don't know what this is.

[02:19:12] This is huge.

[02:19:14] Like, this is huge.

[02:19:21] I don't know what this is.

[02:19:33] Chess up?

[02:19:34] Wait, what?

[02:19:35] No.

[02:19:36] Chess up.

[02:19:37] Play online.

[02:19:38] Touch and learn.

[02:19:39] Balance a match.

[02:19:40] What?

[02:19:41] Bro, he sent me up.

[02:19:42] I don't know what this is.

[02:19:43] Chess up?

[02:19:44] Wait.

[02:19:45] What?

[02:19:46] No.

[02:19:47] Chess up.

[02:19:48] Play online.

[02:19:49] Touch and learn.

[02:19:50] He sent me a, he sent me a board that connects online?

[02:19:56] Bro, this has to be expensive as fuck.

[02:20:01] Checkers, pieces, chess pieces, bro, what?

[02:20:07] What?

[02:20:09] Jinxie, to help you with your chess journey,

[02:20:11] with this you'll be better than Ludwig in no time,

[02:20:14] from Jaden, what?

[02:20:17] Bro, look at this, holy crap.

[02:20:24] That's $350.

[02:20:28] Or you're serious, 350 bucks?

[02:20:33] Oh my God, that is so sick.

[02:20:39] Yo, WJed in the chat.

[02:20:41] In chat, that was the last fan mail.

[02:20:44] Oh my God.

[02:20:47] Oh my God.

[02:20:51] Now what you saying about, okay, and give her a go.

[02:20:54] Guys, there's so much fan mail.

[02:20:56] Guys, there's so much fan mail.

[02:20:57] Now, I gotta try that.

[02:21:00] You guys said that I was edging you.

[02:21:03] Chad, you said this, right?

[02:21:07] This, you guys made a try this, are you sure?

[02:21:11] Tamarindo, pelon mini.

[02:21:15] Try this, okay.

[02:21:17] Whoa, that smells good, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that tastes good, whoa, whoa, what is this?

[02:21:25] How do you do it?

[02:21:27] How do you do it?

[02:21:30] Check.

[02:21:39] Put it up and down.

[02:21:44] Wait, chat, look.

[02:21:59] This is fucking amazing. This is...

[02:22:04] What is this?

[02:22:14] I'm blind what's happening.

[02:22:38] Don't worry about it.

[02:22:41] That's insane. Okay. As of right now, Mexico has the best candy and the best snacks I've

[02:22:56] ever been sent on family. This is amazing. I don't even know what the hell this is.

[02:23:01] This is amazing. I don't even know what that this is. Pork apparently.

[02:23:06] This is amazing. I don't even know what this is.

[02:23:08] This is amazing.

[02:23:16] And all these cookies and snacks are amazing, too.

[02:23:21] Wow.

[02:23:24] Mexico.

[02:23:27] Y'all are goading.

[02:23:30] Goaded snacks.

[02:23:31] Goaded candy.

[02:23:32] I mean, wow.

[02:23:33] I'm going to set it up tomorrow, chat.

[02:23:39] I have it right there.

[02:23:41] I'm going to set it up tomorrow.

[02:23:43] Chat, I have all the pieces.

[02:23:45] And the board.

[02:23:47] I have to probably sign into my account and stuff.

[02:23:56] No, chat.

[02:23:57] That right there.

[02:23:58] Was a go to fan mail.

[02:24:00] That was a go to fan mail.

[02:24:06] I'm not doing it now.

[02:24:08] That was a go to fan mail.

[02:24:10] 10 out of 10 fan mail.

[02:24:12] Um, guys,

[02:24:15] if you want to be a next fan mail,

[02:24:17] exhibition or fan mail, send in your stuff.

[02:24:19] I want people to send in candies from different countries.

[02:24:22] See if they can beat Mexico right now because that was insanely good.

[02:24:26] Mexico is the winner right now.

[02:24:28] Insanely good.

[02:24:29] Is there anybody that has better candy than Mexico?

[02:24:34] Your favorite candy.

[02:24:35] It could be a chocolate or a candy or a cookie,

[02:24:38] whatever it is, but that was goaded.

[02:24:42] I'm not even gonna lie to you.

[02:24:44] That was goaded.

[02:24:47] Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I didn't change the shirt.

[02:24:50] I need to change the shirt.

[02:24:54] I didn't change the shirt.

[02:24:55] Guys, my, guys, look at the aftermath of fan mail.

[02:25:00] Check, this is the aftermath of fan mail, bro.

[02:25:04] What do you mean no?

[02:25:05] I'm gonna change it.

[02:25:10] Okay, guys, do you want me to do the rest of the stream

[02:25:13] in a shark onesie?

[02:25:15] Yes or no?

[02:25:16] Do you want me to do the rest of the stream

[02:25:17] in a shark onesie?

[02:25:19] Or be Orlando Magic Jumper?

[02:25:22] Shark, yes. Yes, yes. Jesus, bro, this is actually nice.

[02:25:29] Y'all meet you in the rest of the stream of the shark, okay?

[02:25:32] Chad, I'm gonna go through the bathroom.

[02:25:34] I'm gonna do the rest of the stream of the shark one day.

[02:25:39] Jesus Christ, I'm not gonna change on camera because somebody's gonna jerk off to it.

[02:25:43] All right, Chad, BRB kittens.

[02:25:52] you

[02:26:22] you

[02:26:52] you

[02:27:22] you

[02:27:52] you

[02:28:22] you

[02:28:52] you

[02:29:22] you

[02:29:52] Chad, I'm back.

[02:29:59] All right, guys, I am officially a shark onesie.

[02:30:05] Now, I did this because of a matter of my word, but let me make myself clear.

[02:30:13] Chat, if you are gooning to this bro, you need to go to the FBI.

[02:30:23] Wait hold up, I have fins.

[02:30:28] Okay, my desk is literally a fucking mess.

[02:30:37] Wow, I have to move all this stuff.

[02:30:41] Now, I don't want to spill anything.

[02:30:48] Now, Chad, should I read this book?

[02:30:51] Should I read this book, yes or no?

[02:30:55] Should I read this book?

[02:30:58] W Furry, all right.

[02:31:00] Hey, Chad, I'm not a fucking furry.

[02:31:08] The middle finger.

[02:31:08] Can't forget the middle finger.

[02:31:11] I can't forget the middle finger.

[02:31:13] Oh, this smells good, this squishy thing.

[02:31:18] Okay.

[02:31:24] All right, man, I'm literally, okay.

[02:31:28] Now we have some death space.

[02:31:34] Ladies and gentlemen,

[02:31:39] Gary the shark.

[02:31:41] W Femboy, ugly char.

[02:31:48] All right, we should have enough space now.

[02:31:51] Ladies and gentlemen,

[02:31:55] we have a 5v5 League of Legends tournament

[02:31:58] kicking off with Dantez, Title I, Hums and Kabeem.

[02:32:06] In approximately three hours.

[02:32:08] In approximately three hours.

[02:32:09] It's going to be peak, but for that though, I have to get warm.

[02:32:13] It's Don Chance ready.

[02:32:15] Chat is Don Chance in the game.

[02:32:18] Now chat, how do I look?

[02:32:23] Chat, how do I look?

[02:32:29] Chat, like am I kind of like logging a little bit?

[02:32:34] I would hit that wasn't my question.

[02:32:39] You look breedable.

[02:32:44] Alright.

[02:32:45] Can you look at any more of these?

[02:32:49] I would definitely crack.

[02:32:55] Alright.

[02:32:56] Chad, where is Dante's?

[02:32:58] Guys, I'm in a shark onesie right now because I'm a matter of my frickin word.

[02:33:01] We don't frickin cap.

[02:33:03] 5v5 League of Legends tournament. It's me title one, Kadeem, Dantez, and Hums in two hours,

[02:33:09] bro. I got to get warm. I got to get lock in, bro. I got to get warm. I got to get lock in.

[02:33:14] He's Dantez did it again.

[02:33:21] All right, let's see. Oh my god, he's ready. Oh my god. Oh my god, he's ready. Oh my god, Dantez.

[02:33:27] Oh my god, that's him!

[02:33:29] Okay, okay.

[02:33:33] Let me check the score.

[02:33:39] Chad, I'm calling my Canadian kitten. Don't test.

[02:33:43] What the fuck is up?!

[02:33:46] Hello, kitten.

[02:33:48] Okay, Jyncey, you're wearing the wrong outfit for today's stream.

[02:33:52] But I thought you said we had a tournament today.

[02:33:55] We do, but there's another outfit that you got

[02:33:57] from your fan mail today that you gotta put on.

[02:34:02] What about it?

[02:34:05] Let me just ask you a question.

[02:34:07] Who's daddy's little squirter?

[02:34:09] Yo, A, A bro.

[02:34:11] I'm not wearing that fucking Godforsaken fucking shirt, bro.

[02:34:16] You gotta get your head out of the gutter.

[02:34:18] Bro, we have to win this tournament.

[02:34:20] Like I'm not bullshitting today.

[02:34:23] We have to win this fucking tournament, bro.

[02:34:26] It's me, Kadeem, you, Tyler, and Hums, right?

[02:34:30] Yep.

[02:34:31] But the thing is that I still don't know if Kadeem is

[02:34:33] going to get on because he like, I messaged him.

[02:34:36] Yes.

[02:34:36] I'm like, yo, Kadeem, we're doing five-star clash.

[02:34:39] And I gave him like everyone's name.

[02:34:40] And then he's like, yeah, but Brad only played clash.

[02:34:43] So then I'm like going to try to convince him.

[02:34:45] So hopefully he gets on later and we can convince him.

[02:34:47] No, Kadeem.

[02:34:49] Bruno, we need Kadeem, bro.

[02:34:50] I know without our ADC, bro. That's literally our ADC.

[02:34:54] Dude, that's what I'm saying. But anyway, it's Jinxie.

[02:34:57] Let me know how are you feeling after yesterday's stream?

[02:35:01] Talk to me, bro. So, Dante, as I was one, went off of progressing from Iron

[02:35:04] to you remember that, right? Yep, I remember.

[02:35:08] Me, how I played a game this morning and let's just say.

[02:35:13] I was not clocking that seat.

[02:35:16] All right. So what happened in that game?

[02:35:20] So I did I went negative bro. It's I went negative. I wasn't locked in sis

[02:35:26] Okay, so you know what? How about we try something new today? Okay, so you know how it's always like whenever you play off-stream

[02:35:34] Things always go really fucking horrible

[02:35:37] Yeah, most of the time sometimes I win but most of the time. Yeah, it's pretty fucking horrible

[02:35:41] So why don't we actually watch your off-stream game together and we can figure out why the fuck it's going so bad

[02:35:49] Yeah, I might be a tricky idea. Okay, let me say this to you, bro. If you're going to review my

[02:36:00] off-stream game, I need you to be brutally honest and I need you to be vicious. Like I'm not doing

[02:36:07] this buttercup lollipop, dilly-dally, dandelion, sunflower bullshit. Like if I make a mistake,

[02:36:14] bro I need you to berate me I need you to abuse me as a man so you're saying that I need you to

[02:36:24] I need to turn you from a man into just a meat wagon with three holes

[02:36:32] kind of basically what I'm saying is daddy your kitten needs a spanking all right then first

[02:36:40] First things first before we start, show me how far you can squirt.

[02:36:48] Me, how me, how me, how no, I bro, let's get into it again.

[02:36:53] All right, let's do it.

[02:36:53] Let's do it.

[02:36:54] Okay, I'm going to show a screen.

[02:36:55] You ready?

[02:36:56] Yes, Ken.

[02:36:56] I'm ready.

[02:36:58] All right, let's go.

[02:36:58] So wait, are you in my discord or your screen sharing?

[02:37:01] Yep.

[02:37:01] I'm a screen sharing.

[02:37:02] So do you know how to view my games?

[02:37:04] Yep.

[02:37:06] All right, bro.

[02:37:07] Are you sure you're ready for this?

[02:37:08] Okay, you know what it feels like, Jamesy, can I just say right now what it feels like,

[02:37:14] bro?

[02:37:15] Yes.

[02:37:16] It feels like we're in math class, right?

[02:37:17] And like I'm the math teacher and when I'm there and I'm telling you what to do, it's

[02:37:22] like you're like, bro, this makes sense.

[02:37:24] I get it.

[02:37:25] Like it all makes sense.

[02:37:26] It's coming to me.

[02:37:27] It's coming inside of me, right?

[02:37:29] But then it's like when you go on your own and you're there and you're writing the test,

[02:37:33] like you're just there, bro.

[02:37:34] And it's like your mind is drawing a fucking blank.

[02:37:37] You know what I mean?

[02:37:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:37:41] I went three and 10 here, coach.

[02:37:44] All right, then you know what?

[02:37:45] We're gonna find out why it happened.

[02:37:48] Are you ready for it?

[02:37:49] Yeah, bro, let's check it out.

[02:37:50] Let's see.

[02:37:51] Let's see why I went three and 10.

[02:37:53] Let's see, bro.

[02:37:54] Let's be unbiased and let's be honest.

[02:37:57] Remember the context.

[02:37:58] I want you to be brutally honest with me, bro.

[02:38:01] Like I want to be smacked around.

[02:38:02] It's the best way for me to learn.

[02:38:04] Listen, listen, listen.

[02:38:05] Okay, the saccality I might have been cheating.

[02:38:07] I just want to say that.

[02:38:08] Okay, listen, listen, there's something that I want to say then, Jynxie.

[02:38:12] So you know how we have a deal right now?

[02:38:14] If by May 27th, I'm not challenger, I have to fly the tampon strings and then you physically

[02:38:21] abuse me?

[02:38:22] Yes, I do remember the deal.

[02:38:24] Okay, what if we did it so that if you're not silver by that same date, then the shoes

[02:38:32] on the other...

[02:38:34] I thought you were going to say bronze.

[02:38:38] You think I can get silver in fucking 20 days?

[02:38:40] I think you can get silver by next week.

[02:38:44] I'm serious.

[02:38:47] Look, Dantez, I'm going to be honest with you.

[02:38:49] First off, bro, I value my life.

[02:38:52] Look, bro, like when I play League of Legends, three hours is my absolute maximum.

[02:39:00] If I do four hours, I'm done, bro.

[02:39:02] I'm not gonna get silver in a month.

[02:39:04] My gold is bronze in a month right now.

[02:39:06] That's my goal.

[02:39:08] All right, so, okay.

[02:39:10] So how about this?

[02:39:11] If you are not bronze by May 27th,

[02:39:15] I fly out to Florida and let's just say

[02:39:20] whatever happens happens, is it a deal?

[02:39:22] What the fuck?

[02:39:25] What the fuck does that mean?

[02:39:27] What does that even mean?

[02:39:30] Well, you're gonna find out.

[02:39:31] Is it a deal or is it not a deal?

[02:39:34] Um, deal.

[02:39:35] Yeah.

[02:39:36] All right.

[02:39:37] It's locked in.

[02:39:38] Okay.

[02:39:39] So now are you ready to find out why you're getting fucked up so bad?

[02:39:42] Yeah.

[02:39:42] Coach, remember, brutal, vicious, brutal, vicious.

[02:39:46] All right.

[02:39:46] That's what it looks like.

[02:39:47] Brutal, vicious, brutal, vicious.

[02:39:48] All right, let's go.

[02:39:49] Okay.

[02:39:50] By the way, I think I did bad this game and I want you to tell me, but I think I

[02:39:55] did bad this game because I don't know what a colleague does and I was feeding her.

[02:39:58] I, she looks squishy to me, but she wasn't squished.

[02:40:00] Yeah, no, no, no.

[02:40:01] Okay, we'll see, we'll see then, we'll see.

[02:40:03] Okay, so you saw it off on the red.

[02:40:06] This is good.

[02:40:10] Okay, so you're hitting it, you're cutting a little bit, that's fine.

[02:40:12] Okay, so this is something that we're going to have to do

[02:40:14] because I actually researched a little bit of Warwick yesterday, okay?

[02:40:18] And how to play the champ.

[02:40:20] So what you actually do on Warwick is you don't smite your first buff.

[02:40:25] So you don't want to use your smite for your first buff

[02:40:28] because the problem is that you know how your W only works when they're below half HP.

[02:40:33] Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so since you don't have your W, there's no point of you smiting it. So what

[02:40:40] you do is you actually just straight up fight your blue or your red level one and you don't

[02:40:44] smite and then on your second camp, so either the Krugs or the Grom, that's when you smite,

[02:40:49] so it gets half health faster, so you can clear it faster. Does that make sense?

[02:40:55] Yeah, that makes sense. So don't smite the first buff

[02:40:58] Yep, exactly only the second and at the beginning. Okay. Got it. Got it. Got it. Noted. No

[02:41:05] And let's keep watching

[02:41:08] What the fuck

[02:41:11] Is this not a good game I'm confused. She's low dude

[02:41:18] Okay, okay

[02:41:20] Okay, let me ask you a question. Okay, and I

[02:41:23] Okay, let's see him this way, let's see him this way.

[02:41:28] Imagine you and another guy are playing Clash Royale, right?

[02:41:32] Okay.

[02:41:33] Right.

[02:41:34] And imagine you and this other guy, right, you decide to randomly waste your elixir for

[02:41:40] no reason and they don't.

[02:41:43] What happens?

[02:41:44] You lose the game.

[02:41:45] Exactly.

[02:41:46] So the problem with ever going for a gank before your folklore is done is that if the

[02:41:53] Enemy jungler folk clears, right?

[02:41:55] Then now he can secure double scuttler, which means what?

[02:42:00] I get jungler mobbed.

[02:42:02] Exactly!

[02:42:03] And he can also invade you, which means what?

[02:42:07] I'm a dog shit jungler.

[02:42:09] Exactly!

[02:42:10] So what's the only way that we can prevent getting jungler mobbed

[02:42:14] and being the dog shit jungler every game?

[02:42:16] Clear my camps!

[02:42:18] Yes! So where the fuck are you mad?

[02:42:21] Sorry coach see it's something I did it off stream. I'm not proud of it. I'm sorry

[02:42:28] But J Jingsy Jingsy Jingsy it feels like it feels like I'm sitting there and I'm like almost like you're you're

[02:42:36] Your dad right and it's like you're my son and we're in this like

[02:42:39] Church like this God fearing family all that stuff on the pastor

[02:42:43] You're the pastor son and then one day I walk in your room and you're watching fucking

[02:42:50] I'm sorry coach it was self-taught. I'm sorry. I won't do it again piece of shit

[02:42:59] All right

[02:43:00] Now let's keep watching Jesus because this is perfect actually because now we'll be able to see just how fucked up it really gets

[02:43:09] So you walk mid right?

[02:43:11] You you aren't able to do anything right?

[02:43:15] So we're lucky that the enemy chogath is I

[02:43:18] I don't know what the fuck this guy's doing.

[02:43:21] Like, what?

[02:43:24] Jingsy, he cleared it.

[02:43:26] What the f- I don't know what he's doing, but we could literally be shitting in this guy's mouth right now.

[02:43:31] Do you understand?

[02:43:32] Yes, I'm sorry, kitten.

[02:43:34] It's okay.

[02:43:36] Okay.

[02:43:38] So now you go, you do this.

[02:43:40] All right, you clear your camps this time.

[02:43:42] Good.

[02:43:43] Now you go for the first crab.

[02:43:46] Okay, so you go for the first crab.

[02:43:50] Nobody here is low.

[02:43:52] Why do we run bot?

[02:43:54] Well, if you see in a moment,

[02:43:56] I ended up not running at him and I faked it.

[02:44:00] Okay, so let me show you something.

[02:44:02] Are you ready?

[02:44:05] Yes, coach.

[02:44:06] Cause I need to show you something.

[02:44:08] And when I show you this, you're really gonna understand.

[02:44:11] Do you remember when we used to talk about

[02:44:13] like setting up plans?

[02:44:14] Yes, yes, setting up plans.

[02:44:16] Yeah, have a plan.

[02:44:17] So what do you think your plan is here after the crab?

[02:44:24] Ooh, maybe a recall.

[02:44:27] No, Jynxie, the problem is that you have no fucking plan.

[02:44:31] So let me show you what ends up happening

[02:44:33] because you have no plan.

[02:44:34] So right now at 3.52, look at this timer, right?

[02:44:38] 3.52, that's when you kill the scuttle crab, right?

[02:44:42] Yes, sir.

[02:44:43] Now here, your plan should be that you look for the double scudler, right?

[02:44:48] Because we have a scud fetish. You remember that?

[02:44:51] Yes.

[02:44:51] Scott. Yeah.

[02:44:52] Good. Good.

[02:44:53] So because you weren't making a plan,

[02:44:57] what you ended up doing was you just randomly walk by.

[02:45:00] And I want you to look at this timer, right?

[02:45:02] Just look at the timer.

[02:45:05] Yeah.

[02:45:07] I want to keep looking.

[02:45:08] Yeah.

[02:45:09] Looking sir.

[02:45:10] Oh my god, holy dilly-dally.

[02:45:16] Boom.

[02:45:19] You are 14 seconds late.

[02:45:24] 14.

[02:45:25] You spend 14 seconds.

[02:45:27] Jinxie, I really want you to understand how crazy that is.

[02:45:30] Count to 14 right now!

[02:45:33] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

[02:45:45] Alright good, now do burpees while holding your breath for 14 seconds. Now!

[02:45:53] How is this going to help with LATE?

[02:45:56] because it makes you realize just how much it actually is, bro.

[02:46:01] Because 14 seconds might not sound like a lot,

[02:46:04] but when you're not breathing and you're doing burpees,

[02:46:07] it really fucking is.

[02:46:09] Now do it!

[02:46:22] What are those fucking opus, burpees?

[02:46:24] I'm sorry coach.

[02:46:26] Take your headset off and do real ones now!

[02:46:49] What did one guy just write?

[02:46:51] Little ass bulge.

[02:46:53] What is this help with coach like what is this help with coach okay what it helps with

[02:47:05] is that now Jin see from now on what we're going to do is in your games every time you

[02:47:11] die you're going to be doing one no breathing burpee coach I'm back okay so Jin say I was

[02:47:22] saying from now on what we're gonna do is every time you die you're gonna be doing

[02:47:26] one no breathing burpee. Okay, okay. Okay, so now look the reason why it's so important.

[02:47:33] On this replay? In this replay? No, no, no, no, no on the replay. Okay. So listen, because the

[02:47:39] problem jinx is that if you look over here, right, it's 14 seconds. This 14

[02:47:44] seconds, right, I want you to look right now the timer is 406, right? Yes, I see.

[02:47:51] So, now you see how now the Cho'Gath gets the chance to walk at you in the river because

[02:47:57] of this?

[02:47:58] Yeah.

[02:47:59] And then you walk to the top side.

[02:48:01] So you doing all that, if you would have just not randomly ran at the Lux, then you

[02:48:07] would have gotten the crab already, you would already be resetting, and you would be getting

[02:48:13] miles ahead of this guy.

[02:48:15] Okay.

[02:48:16] I want you to, okay, think of it this way, imagine jungle like a relay race, you know

[02:48:20] of relay races, right? Yes. Okay. It's like, imagine you and the enemy jungler are both

[02:48:26] running around the same lap, right? And every time you clear a camp faster, you're going

[02:48:32] to get to like the first checkpoint faster than him, right? Now, the problem is that

[02:48:36] when you decide to do random shit like that, it's like you decide that, I don't know, that

[02:48:42] the other competitors like, like fucking the other competitors were like, really boring.

[02:48:49] you just fucking run off to the side and you start fucking chasing the

[02:48:52] butterflies. Now let me ask you, Jinxie, should you be fucking chasing the

[02:48:56] butterflies in a relay race? Yes or no? No, no, I'm sorry! No! So that's why we

[02:49:02] cannot waste time. As a jungler, you cannot waste time. Time is everything, bro.

[02:49:08] Alright, now it's good for watching. Yes, go, yes, go, yes, go! Alright, okay, okay.

[02:49:15] Let's watch so now you get your crab now you reset now. I want you to look at how insane this is, okay?

[02:49:22] So normally normally if you're clearing

[02:49:30] Okay now

[02:49:34] Went to the dragon

[02:49:36] Yep, I

[02:49:37] Understand why you did this okay, but I want to show you something that's gonna completely

[02:49:43] revolutionize the way you view everything. Are you ready? Yeah. Okay, cool. Dragon spawns

[02:49:50] at five minutes, right? Yeah. Okay. Wolfs spawns around this time too, right? Yeah.

[02:49:58] If you would have been on these Krugs as they spawned, because you would have not dilly-dallyed

[02:50:05] and done that random gang-fit and all that, then you would have already been on these

[02:50:10] wolves so that you could run straight to the dragon after I'm starting to take

[02:50:14] this fucking church suit off

[02:50:40] Oh my god, all right coach. I'm back. Jesus. Bro that thing was sweaty coach. I'm sorry.

[02:50:54] Alright, Jesse this is what we're gonna do. So it was miserable wearing that chart suit,

[02:50:58] right? Yes. Okay. If you fuck up and you lose the first game of the day, you have to

[02:51:04] wear that chart suit for the rest of the stream. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. Deal. All right. So

[02:51:09] No, let's keep watching but it's like I was saying though so here if you would have not dilly-dallyed or randomly went mid or all that

[02:51:15] You could have already had these wolves on respawn timer and you would be level five on the dragon, bro

[02:51:21] Do you understand? Yeah, I'm a piece of shit, bro. I just got it. I got a farm. I got a farm

[02:51:27] But I want to tell you something right now that you don't I

[02:51:33] Accidentally hit this Orlando magic button give it a second

[02:51:39] Okay, continue.

[02:51:42] Okay, so it's like I was saying, right?

[02:51:46] When you level up, do you understand why leveling up is so important or no?

[02:51:52] Yes, because you get stronger.

[02:51:54] Okay, how do you get stronger?

[02:51:56] You get stronger because you upgrade your Q, your W, your E, and they get better.

[02:52:00] Okay, but that's not it.

[02:52:02] So when you level up...

[02:52:04] What?

[02:52:05] No, listen, because you have half the answer, bro.

[02:52:08] Yes, you can level up your abilities, but what if I told you that every time you level up riot also gives you

[02:52:15] 500 gold worth of base stats

[02:52:18] So you get 500 gold worth of like ad HP

[02:52:23] Armor magic resist all that you become 500 gold stronger just by leveling up a single time

[02:52:31] What?

[02:52:33] So, so let's do some math, okay?

[02:52:36] If you've spent a thousand gold and the enemy jungler has spent a thousand gold, but you're level five and he's level four,

[02:52:43] how much stronger are you in terms of gold?

[02:52:47] If I spent how much gold?

[02:52:49] You've spent a thousand, he spent a thousand, but you're level five and he's level four. I'm five hundred gold stronger.

[02:52:56] Yes, exactly. So the thing is that you get stronger from your stats and you get stronger

[02:53:03] from your abilities. So that's why if like think of a Jinxi, like every time you level

[02:53:09] up, it's like you just become this big bad wolf. You want to be the biggest, baddest

[02:53:15] wolf, don't you? Yes. So let's farm and let's get to a point where we're farming the fucking

[02:53:21] pentacles am i right yes yes coach yes but i will say listen i know a lot of

[02:53:28] people are gonna laugh at you for going this to this dragon but i genuinely

[02:53:32] think this was an okay dragon but this was this was not a bad call but you do

[02:53:37] something here that almost fucks you up now let me show you something okay

[02:53:44] Okay, so whenever you're going for a sneaky play, you always want to cover as little distance

[02:53:53] as possible.

[02:53:54] Imagine you're like James Bond, right?

[02:53:57] And you're going through the, going through a minefield.

[02:54:00] Would you rather go through the hallway that's 10 meters long?

[02:54:03] Or that's, yeah, like you want to take the shortest distance possible, right?

[02:54:08] Yeah.

[02:54:09] So that's why what you should be doing here is you should just be walking straight, right?

[02:54:15] Straight here. But because you end up walking kind of downwards, look what ends up happening.

[02:54:21] So this is what the blue team can see. Are you watching? Yeah. Look.

[02:54:27] Wait?

[02:54:28] Who's that?

[02:54:29] That's me.

[02:54:30] That's Warwick.

[02:54:31] That's Warwick.

[02:54:32] So now imagine you're the blue team, right?

[02:54:43] And imagine that you're not iron.

[02:54:45] Imagine you're like gold or platinum.

[02:54:47] And you see that the Warwick is bot lane.

[02:54:49] What are you going to do 10 seconds from now?

[02:54:52] They're going to come and gank me.

[02:54:54] Exactly.

[02:54:55] So that's why.

[02:54:56] If you ever want to go for sneaky plays like this, you need to make sure that you're not

[02:55:01] just fucking running around willy-nilly because if you do they'll see you and if they see

[02:55:07] you, you're gonna fucking die, okay?

[02:55:09] Okay, got it coach.

[02:55:11] Alright, so now we'll watch a little bit more because I don't think we need to watch too

[02:55:15] much more because...

[02:55:16] Yeah, it gets pretty bloody soon.

[02:55:18] It gets pretty repetitive, I just keep that.

[02:55:21] Okay, okay, okay.

[02:55:22] So, Jensi, what did we talk about?

[02:55:25] That's the most important thing as a jungler.

[02:55:27] Objectives.

[02:55:28] Gotta do the objectives.

[02:55:29] Objectives.

[02:55:30] Okay.

[02:55:31] So why is it that on 4000 HP you decided, alright, fuck the objective, time for a kill.

[02:55:38] Cause I'm a piece of shit.

[02:55:40] Cause I'm a piece of shit.

[02:55:41] And I wanted to kill.

[02:55:42] And I wanted to kill Bran O.

[02:55:44] I'm sorry bro.

[02:55:45] I'm a piece of shit bro.

[02:55:46] Do you have a mirror in your room?

[02:55:50] Uh, bathroom.

[02:55:51] Okay.

[02:55:53] I want you to take a one minute bathroom break

[02:55:55] and I want you to just go to that mirror

[02:55:57] and start screaming at yourself.

[02:55:59] Scream, you are a fucking piece of shit, fuck you!

[02:56:03] Right now?

[02:56:06] Do you need a piss?

[02:56:07] Like, do you want me to go to the mirror right now?

[02:56:10] I mean, like, yeah.

[02:56:11] But if you tell me that you need a piss in like 30 minutes,

[02:56:14] then we can like multitask.

[02:56:17] Wait, I can go right now to the mirror,

[02:56:18] but what do you want me to say to the mirror?

[02:56:20] I want you to start screaming horrible insults outside yourself because if you make yourself

[02:56:26] feel bad when you're underperform, then you're going to want to underperform less.

[02:56:30] Does that make sense?

[02:56:31] Okay, I'm going to go through it right now to the mirror.

[02:56:34] All right, good.

[02:56:36] Yeah, no Chad, this is like important mental training though because the thing is he needs

[02:56:45] to learn that there are consequences to his...

[02:56:48] You killed her. You're so mad at me. You'll never get out of my arm.

[02:57:03] Jesus.

[02:57:05] Okay.

[02:57:07] Coach, I just screamed at myself in the mirror.

[02:57:10] All right. Good. Okay. So now let's see what happens. Are you ready?

[02:57:16] So, Jin see, there's another thing I wanted to talk about too.

[02:57:19] Are you ready to listen?

[02:57:20] Okay.

[02:57:21] Yes, coach.

[02:57:22] Talk to me.

[02:57:23] Okay.

[02:57:24] So here you decide to go for the dragon, right?

[02:57:27] But then we see that the vein becomes really low.

[02:57:29] So imagine we would go off the dragon and we would look for the vein kill now.

[02:57:35] What do we think would happen?

[02:57:36] I'd kill her for sure.

[02:57:38] For sure.

[02:57:39] So this is the thing.

[02:57:40] I'm going to tell you something right now, right?

[02:57:43] And it's something that I actually thought up myself, right?

[02:57:47] But it's going to really make this role simple to understand for you, okay?

[02:57:52] Jungling is about only three skill sets.

[02:57:56] It's only three skill sets, okay?

[02:57:58] You have efficiency, you have observational ability, and then you have adaptability.

[02:58:06] That's it.

[02:58:07] So as a jungler, you want to be as efficient as possible.

[02:58:11] You want to be able to see everything going on and then based off everything you see going

[02:58:15] on, you want to be able to take the best play for your level of knowledge that you can make

[02:58:21] so that you can carry the game.

[02:58:23] Does that make sense to you?

[02:58:25] Yes, coach.

[02:58:26] Yes, sensei.

[02:58:27] Yes.

[02:58:28] And all of these things wind up together, right?

[02:58:30] Because it's the efficiency which leads to you being able to look for other plays, right?

[02:58:36] So it allows for more observation.

[02:58:38] You see how it's like a triangle?

[02:58:39] Yes.

[02:58:40] Yes, good. So let's see what you end up doing here. So you end up doing here. So you end up like staying on it for another like six seconds, right?

[02:58:49] And then you walk by.

[02:58:56] Okay.

[02:58:58] What the fuck?

[02:59:06] What?

[02:59:10] 540, 541, right, I 541, we should be running here, right, Jamesy?

[02:59:17] Yes.

[02:59:18] So what the fuck is this?

[02:59:34] Coach, I have no words, coach.

[02:59:38] Coach, I have no words. Coach.

[02:59:41] Now...

[02:59:47] Somebody in that type of eyes.

[02:59:49] I want to show you something.

[02:59:50] So, Jinx, I want to show you something, okay?

[02:59:52] And this is just so you can understand as well, right?

[02:59:55] So, do you remember when I said that being able to observe

[02:59:59] and instantly react is very important?

[03:00:03] Yes.

[03:00:04] Okay, look at this.

[03:00:06] So

[03:00:08] Over here at this point. We know that we kind of want to go for this vain kill right because she's slow

[03:00:12] Yeah, slow stuff. Okay, cool

[03:00:16] You see this thing over here

[03:00:20] Yeah, okay, this is the ability that Lux uses to root you

[03:00:25] so if you were to run in right now and

[03:00:29] You would have instantly got off the dragon

[03:00:31] Then they would have not been able to use any abilities because all their abilities would be on cooldown

[03:00:36] And you would have gotten a triple kill and carried the game

[03:00:39] But because you were slow, right?

[03:00:43] Because you did whatever the fuck this was!

[03:00:47] You did it!

[03:00:50] WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?

[03:00:52] Oh, I'm sorry. I did not. Wow. That's bad.

[03:01:03] Okay, so at this point, do you even think we need to look at any more of this?

[03:01:10] No, please, God, get this car crash off the screen.

[03:01:14] All right.

[03:01:15] Please get this car crash off the screen.

[03:01:17] So now, let me ask you a question. Are you ready to redeem yourself?

[03:01:21] yourself. Yes. Yes. And I'm ready to win this tournament too, bro. Alright, then show

[03:01:28] your screen and let's get this fucking going. Okay, coach, are you ready coach? I'm ready.

[03:01:35] Alright. One second, like I have to fix my fucking demonic camera. No,

[03:01:41] Jinxie, Jinxie, listen, the thing that I'm going to tell you right now, just so you can understand,

[03:01:46] is that the reason why you're losing when you're off or when like it's off stream or whatever

[03:01:52] is because you're getting in your own head too much right because you're probably thinking

[03:01:57] there's no way it's this simple there's no way this is all I have to do there's no way I only need

[03:02:03] to do these things but I promise you it really is okay okay yes like like dude I'm telling you

[03:02:11] Lika Fleschens as a jungler. It really is, especially in the lower ranks. Just clear your camps, get strong, and then drop those 19 kills on Warwick, and feel like a fucking predator!

[03:02:26] Ooh, I don't know if I want to feel like a predator, though, Coach. Coach, I don't know how to-

[03:02:29] You don't need to just feel like one, Janksy! You need a B1!

[03:02:34] Let me to be a predator?

[03:02:38] It's the only way!

[03:02:40] So now get on all fours and start going crazy!

[03:02:54] I'm a predator!

[03:02:57] Yes!

[03:03:00] Good!

[03:03:01] I got jungle. I got jungle.

[03:03:02] Yes, yes, yes!

[03:03:04] That's what we like to see, all right, hover the wick.

[03:03:06] All right, do the first one, yep, that's good.

[03:03:08] This is gonna be 27 kills.

[03:03:10] This is gonna be 27 kills.

[03:03:11] So, James, yeah, I just wanna say,

[03:03:13] I think it would be smarter in Iron, especially,

[03:03:17] for you to do the lethal tempo build,

[03:03:19] because in Iron, they're not gonna run away from you.

[03:03:21] So open your runes again.

[03:03:26] Yep, yep, and do the third one, just do the third one.

[03:03:29] Ramping attack speed at a DPS?

[03:03:31] Yep, because the thing is that the reason why the other one is good, is because when you get to higher ranks, people are gonna run away from Big Daddy Warwick.

[03:03:39] But in the low ranks, they don't realize you're the Big Bad Wolf. They still think that you're the fucking old grandma. Does that make sense?

[03:03:47] Yeah, but now I'm the predator of these Iron Lobbies.

[03:03:50] Exactly, yes. Exactly.

[03:03:53] I'm gonna have 35 kills this match! 35!

[03:03:59] 35, okay? I love what you do, and you don't!

[03:04:05] Maybe get an ass-tab or something?

[03:04:08] Uh, okay, what?

[03:04:11] Bro, I'm gonna have 35. It doesn't even matter, bro. We don't even think about it.

[03:04:15] I'm gonna have 35 kills, bro. Trust me.

[03:04:18] Okay.

[03:04:19] Alright, well, listen, I've good news for you. Because right now this game is looking good for Jiddy.

[03:04:24] Does that make sense?

[03:04:26] Okay, how so? Why is this game good for Jiddy?

[03:04:29] Because the thing is the enemy team they're people that go in and they don't go out they fight to the death

[03:04:35] But warwick, what is he like Jinx? What is he like? He's the king of fighting some of that

[03:04:40] He loves those last second punches. Oh, yeah, he fucking loves it

[03:04:45] He loves tearing the fucking felt-soul destiny. Yes. Yes. He does. Yes. He does and I do too. I do too

[03:04:51] Wait, yep is is um somebody said a moomoo is gonna tongue your ass. Who's a moomoo?

[03:04:57] So a moomoo's a little kid on the enemy team. That's the mummy

[03:05:02] Yeah, he's depressed right yeah, he's depressed cuz he has no friends, but good

[03:05:06] He's a fucking piece of shit bastard. So now Jin see replace your your flash with ghost because remember in your rank

[03:05:14] You always want to take ghost until you get better. Okay. Why do I want ghost so I can run away?

[03:05:21] Well, oh

[03:05:23] Yo, right?

[03:05:24] Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[03:05:25] Exactly.

[03:05:26] Think of it like, OK, think of it like this, OK?

[03:05:28] Imagine in Rainbow Six, you could

[03:05:30] have an ability that instantly teleports your character,

[03:05:33] right?

[03:05:33] But then you have a guy that's copper.

[03:05:35] It's better to just give him movement speed, right?

[03:05:38] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[03:05:39] For sure.

[03:05:40] Yeah, exactly.

[03:05:40] Same kind of concept.

[03:05:44] OK, this is dude.

[03:05:46] They have two irons and three bronzes,

[03:05:49] and we have three irons and two bronzes.

[03:05:52] Oh, that's not fair. That's not fair.

[03:05:54] Wait, wait, wait, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[03:05:57] Your team does not have two bronzes and three irons.

[03:06:01] Your team has fucking Jinxie on WOLAC!

[03:06:07] Do you understand?

[03:06:08] Yes.

[03:06:09] Yes!

[03:06:11] Good!

[03:06:12] So that's what it's about, bro.

[03:06:13] Who gives a fuck if they're iron or bronze?

[03:06:18] Do you think Magnus Carlson says,

[03:06:20] Oh no, I can't do a 5v5 in chess because my four teammates are disabled. No! He fucking won the lines!

[03:06:30] Yes coach. Yes coach.

[03:06:32] All right, now Jinxie, imagine him like this. You've been playing a lot of chess recently, right?

[03:06:41] Yes, bro.

[03:06:42] Okay, do the pawns matter or does the queen matter?

[03:06:46] The pawns matter, yeah.

[03:06:48] No, they don't so the thing is that in chess only the queen matters bro, and that's what you are bro

[03:06:54] You are the queen so you better start clocking that tea you better start fucking sipping that tea bro

[03:07:01] You better start clocking that says

[03:07:04] Because you're the fucking queen and everyone else is a pawn

[03:07:09] Okay. Yes. Yes, bitch. Let's go bro. Don says you ate with that

[03:07:14] now but yeah you're like looking so country today though sorry am I serving

[03:07:26] come fuck only if you're not serving it up to me on a silver pattern okay bro

[03:07:34] alright we need to lock in to the game crash what's going on to the game crash

[03:07:38] yeah so the problem is that most of the time the reason why people are in iron

[03:07:42] is because they actually play on toasters that they plug into the electrical outlets so because of that

[03:07:49] Sometimes you just might have people that genuinely don't connect to the game. Oh

[03:07:54] So there's like a good chance that we don't even play this one

[03:07:58] Maybe so Jin see this is what you're gonna do. Okay, because today we realize that your daddy's little squirter, right?

[03:08:05] Okay, I don't know

[03:08:07] So what you're gonna do is when you load into the game. We need you to adopt that persona

[03:08:11] I want you to start all chatting. It's squirting time yo, I'm not gonna fucking all chat that

[03:08:19] Okay, fine, fine if you don't care about the process fine

[03:08:25] Okay, fine out all chatting bro. What do you want me to type just slosh all it's squirting time

[03:08:33] Okay, you need to escape and then type it again. Yep. There you go

[03:08:36] sure about this coach yep this is good perfect all right so now Jin see we

[03:08:45] need to play for the top to bottom folk here in my understud yes daddy oh they

[03:08:55] just hit with the oof what do we do to people that type oof in all chat Jin see

[03:09:00] We banned him over a table?

[03:09:02] Yup, and then we said fucking kill him to f-

[03:09:05] AY!

[03:09:06] That would be a little bit extreme, bro.

[03:09:09] Yeah, okay.

[03:09:10] Alright, maybe we don't go to alpha then.

[03:09:12] Okay, so remember, we're not gonna smite this, we're gonna save our smite for the grump,

[03:09:17] okay?

[03:09:18] Yes, daddy.

[03:09:19] Okay, good.

[03:09:20] LOCKED IN!

[03:09:21] I'm locked!

[03:09:22] I'm locked, bro!

[03:09:23] I better see what's going- I fucking kills this game.

[03:09:25] Keep going.

[03:09:26] So we always smite the grump, huh?

[03:09:28] Yup, always.

[03:09:29] Always now just cute cute cute cute cute

[03:09:34] Okay, now control W and slight

[03:09:38] Like there you go and now look you see how it wait you saw you're already like attacking it faster

[03:09:44] That's why cuz now we're going fucking sicko tickle mode. No, I got a kitten

[03:09:49] All right, so now go walls good

[03:09:52] All right, so people are low, but GenC. What do we do when people are low on our first clear? We fall clear we fall

[03:09:58] Yes, yes, because I'm the best

[03:10:07] Okay, but give me a reason because it's like spending all your remarks are in two seconds

[03:10:14] Exactly yes, bro. Yes, bro. It's like super spell super so

[03:10:20] Spending the billions of dollars that they make from scamming five-year-olds in one second instead of investing it does that make sense?

[03:10:27] Yes, got it. Okay, so remember on your initial clear only for your first two clears

[03:10:33] You can use your evo you clear camps to do us damage or so they do us damage you

[03:10:38] Okay, okay

[03:10:40] So now Q and then smite this as well smite this as one and

[03:10:44] You're gonna start and now E so reason why why you just start using your smite on your first bear

[03:10:49] It's because I don't think you'll be able to get to the crab on time if you don't so we're just getting a practice with you

[03:10:55] Double-spidin early because I don't think the other junglers will be able to yes

[03:11:01] All right

[03:11:03] I'm not gonna lose this thing

[03:11:05] Yep, you fucking better not broke as we got a tournament coming up. Oh wait, could you message me back? What do you say?

[03:11:12] We can play but not clash

[03:11:19] All right, okay, so now go for the club vodka, but how are we gonna play?

[03:11:25] I mean we would need to get someone around his skill level then so maybe XQC could be down okay

[03:11:33] Let's get an XQC. All right, okay, so you know Jinxie you're gonna play for the crab the bought one and then afterwards top crab

[03:11:43] Right, let's go

[03:11:46] So now who's the fucking queen bitch in this beehive?

[03:11:49] Okay, now go go go go go go go go just run through don't waste time you're on a fucking timer JNC. There's a bomb

[03:12:03] Okay, now running to a drone top what's going on top fight fight fight fight fight remember e hold qe

[03:12:11] you eat you didn't hold it all right run back right run back run back run back run back

[03:12:19] so Jin see you need to start getting better at a full iron bitch iron bitch dumb iron

[03:12:30] all right now recall recall recall so listen you always have to recall after your first

[03:12:40] clear so you can buy items okay okay let's go whoa you know Jinx he fuck

[03:12:51] it's run bot let's try something here this could actually work this could work

[03:12:55] you're gonna run bot here okay the reason why you're doing this is because

[03:12:59] the misfortune is still hitting the minion wave so there's a good chance you

[03:13:02] can get something this is good keep on it keep on follow the blood trails follow

[03:13:08] the butt trails follow the butt trails follow the butt trails into the bush

[03:13:12] into the bush the bush yes yes now jingsy jingsy bot to top full clear now

[03:13:27] go to your box what I'm great what an upgrade what an upgrade upgrade your

[03:13:32] W, so you want to max W then Q then E. So W's the most important? Yep, yep. So, Jyncey,

[03:13:42] the reason why we skipped our jungle camps to kill them is fortunate is because we knew

[03:13:47] that she was still going to hit them in a wave. But if they all would have backed off, then

[03:13:52] we wouldn't have went for that play, do you understand? Yes, kid. Yes, kid. Good. Holy

[03:13:57] Fuck if you keep up this gameplay, I might be the one squirting for daddy soon

[03:14:03] Really?

[03:14:05] I'd look a listen who knows

[03:14:08] All right, so now look you're gonna play for these rappers after the Raptors

[03:14:13] You're gonna kill a kill so nice, and then you go on the wolves

[03:14:21] Good this is where I like to know no no no it was enough like I'm sorry

[03:14:27] It wasn't a misclick, be honest.

[03:14:29] No, I swear, I swear.

[03:14:33] Alright, so now we're gonna go for our wolves, okay?

[03:14:36] After the wolves, go for the gromp, then the blue.

[03:14:40] Okay?

[03:14:43] Alright, yeah, whatever, just go for the gromp.

[03:14:48] Okay.

[03:14:50] It's alright, it's alright. It doesn't make that big of a difference, you're fine.

[03:14:54] So now go for this, this is good.

[03:14:59] After this blue, yeah so your gromp is down so you're going to look for the top crab,

[03:15:04] crab, top crab, top crab, good.

[03:15:07] Now drone top, drone bot, okay.

[03:15:10] After this crab you're going to run towards mid, drone mid.

[03:15:14] We see an emumu on our mini map, what's he doing?

[03:15:18] Great.

[03:15:19] Okay, so now finish this crab and then go for top top top run top John top run top and John

[03:15:30] John you got this nice hold Q. Okay

[03:15:38] You didn't hold to that. Okay, nice. Yes

[03:15:42] LOOOOOOSE!

[03:15:44] LOOOOOOSE!

[03:15:46] Now Jinxie, Jinxie,

[03:15:48] remember what we said about holding Q.

[03:15:50] I don't want you to let go of your Q ability

[03:15:52] until you see your character

[03:15:54] go all the way through them from now on.

[03:15:56] Okay?

[03:15:58] Uh, yes, but also Drone Bot.

[03:16:00] Because your blood trail is bot.

[03:16:02] So, yeah, go bot, just go bot.

[03:16:04] Run, shake bot, and drone.

[03:16:06] Bot, and drone. Bart, and drone, drone.

[03:16:08] Drone Bot. Nice.

[03:16:10] Oh, that's why we drone this is why we drone so now you're gonna go in you're gonna fucking kill them press D

[03:16:16] Press D. He nice now go go on the Malachi

[03:16:21] Yeah

[03:16:23] Okay, now recall recall

[03:16:26] Yeah

[03:16:28] That's what I like to go. I'm getting a thing of this game

[03:16:32] Yes, see so now by the blade of the one king the blade. Yep. There you go now walk to your red buff and see

[03:16:40] Jinxie this is why I'm telling you this is why when you're playing on your own you just need to knock it to overwhelm because it's really this

[03:16:48] Simple right it's about and the thing about warwick right is that warwick?

[03:16:53] Makes you check the map for you because when she has a blood trail. Where do you want to look wherever the blood trail?

[03:17:00] Yep, go go to your car the moment thought fucking red ball. Yeah. Hey, listen

[03:17:05] Yeah, but dude, it's fine cuz remember he has no friends and he hates his life. So who gives the shit if he's

[03:17:12] Yep

[03:17:14] Fucking funless fuck, but we're gonna do this game is we're gonna grab that a moment

[03:17:19] We're gonna like time down to the floor and then we're gonna wipe our fucking ass dude

[03:17:23] We're gonna do a Taco Bell mukbang and we're gonna wipe our ass with his bandages until he's reduced to nothing

[03:17:29] But a rotting

[03:17:30] Carcass you understand. Yes, coach

[03:17:34] good all right so now after this let's look on the dragon let's look on the

[03:17:39] dragon because the dragon is up right now and after we take dragon we can look

[03:17:43] towards our topside camps

[03:17:50] all right there we go

[03:17:55] now Jinxie let me ask you what's the goal of this game do the objective no it's

[03:18:02] It's to jungle, dip the Samumu so hard that we're gonna find him swinging from the ceiling!

[03:18:12] Alright, alright.

[03:18:14] So now the Maokai, I think they already died.

[03:18:17] They already died.

[03:18:18] So now you're gonna recall, recall, recall, recall.

[03:18:21] Nice.

[03:18:22] I know!

[03:18:23] Oh fucking god!

[03:18:24] Oh it's, it's looking fucking, it's...

[03:18:26] go to the grubbs go to the grubbs

[03:18:34] the reason why I'm telling you to do this here is because now you're at a point where it's like

[03:18:41] you're 8 to 10 minutes in the game when you are at the 8 minute plus mark

[03:18:46] that's when you can afford to like stop looking just at jungle camps

[03:18:50] and start actually looking on objectives and plays okay

[03:18:54] Yep, yes, uh, coach.

[03:18:57] Let's not take this.

[03:18:59] They have vision of you, but do you care?

[03:19:01] Nope.

[03:19:02] Because daddy takes what daddy wants.

[03:19:04] Exactly.

[03:19:06] Daddy takes what daddy fucking wants, baby.

[03:19:09] That's what I like to hear.

[03:19:11] Alright, control W.

[03:19:13] There you go.

[03:19:14] Alright, so now press E and now fighter.

[03:19:18] Okay, you're gonna have to ult away.

[03:19:22] Okay, chew chew chew chew chew

[03:19:28] Nice that was close

[03:19:31] It didn't end up mattering because we killed both of them right yep, exactly so that was good. That was good

[03:19:36] I'm sorry. All right, so now bye right click on the glitter and King again

[03:19:41] Remember you need to make it a habit that whenever you died the first thing you do is you open your shop and check it out

[03:19:47] Yes, daddy

[03:19:48] understand

[03:19:50] completely understand

[03:19:52] That's not good, that's not good.

[03:19:54] No, it's fine. Go for the blue buff, go for the blue buff.

[03:19:57] It's fine, go for the blue buff.

[03:19:58] So the reason why you're not running to the misfortune here is because at any point they could decide to just fuck off, right?

[03:20:04] And if they fuck off, yeah, exactly.

[03:20:11] I'm wasting time.

[03:20:13] So now let's look for the blue and then we're going to top the bot folk there, okay?

[03:20:18] No, no, no, just hit your jungle monsters.

[03:20:22] The jungle monsters won you, bro. They're similar, they're crying out your name.

[03:20:26] Jinxi, oh, Jinxi, I love when you touch me like that.

[03:20:33] Okay?

[03:20:34] So then, what do you say back to them?

[03:20:38] I don't fucking know, bro.

[03:20:41] What?

[03:20:42] Well, you don't know what to say, that's such a turnoff.

[03:20:47] Bro, I'm not trying to bang the inanimate object!

[03:20:50] okay well then that's your ass now go to the raptors

[03:20:58] okay so after the rap on top of this misfortune yeah I know but the thing is

[03:21:04] the misfortune could be recall we don't know so if we see them as fortunate on

[03:21:07] our mini map again then we're gonna go straight there but if not just keep

[03:21:11] clearing okay what but now so but now but now but now and the reason why you're

[03:21:14] going bot now tell me why why did I tell you to go about the moon is there

[03:21:17] exactly because I'm moving showed up exactly good all right oh okay good he's

[03:21:25] already dead so now Jin see I want you to walk up to like walk past this right

[03:21:30] walk through the lane just walk through the lane yep okay all the way okay

[03:21:38] all right so now you're gonna go for the clubs so right now that was for the

[03:21:43] or a font okay coach I'm out of that no you're good so now look you're gonna play

[03:21:49] for the Krugs after the Krugs you're gonna go for the red okay coach why'd you

[03:21:53] tell me to go there because what I wanted you to do is I wanted you to kill

[03:21:57] the misfortune while she was walking into lane but because you were too late

[03:22:01] and you didn't obey the commands instantly the play wasn't good anymore

[03:22:04] sorry for not obeying you it's okay we're gonna have to learn how to make you

[03:22:09] like it coach you sure this all applies to the game let's focus on the game for

[03:22:18] now okay so what you're gonna do now is after the red you're gonna recall so

[03:22:24] we're not gonna look at me because you have a thousand times a gold and you

[03:22:27] don't have a no if you don't have your alt you don't want to play just that

[03:22:31] sound good now buy a blader and king and sub buying boots so buy mercury's treads

[03:22:35] So I'm gonna tell I'm gonna explain to you so now I walk out of base if the enemy has a lot of abilities

[03:22:41] Right where you can't move then you go mercury struts

[03:22:45] If they have a lot of people that just auto attack you you can walk my now then you go the play did still caps okay?

[03:22:56] Yeah, okay, just like all fun. It's fine. So now go for the top cop the top scuttle. Yep

[03:23:02] So you're gonna do top scuttle then you're gonna clear downwards and then after you clear downwards, we're gonna look on the dragon, okay?

[03:23:14] Okay, drop, drop. This is good.

[03:23:19] This is what I like to see.

[03:23:21] Coach, I'm nervy, I'm nervy, I'm nervy. I'm nervy.

[03:23:27] What the fuck did you just say?

[03:23:30] I'm nervy.

[03:23:32] Now let me ask you a question. Do you think that somebody that had confidence, an alpha male,

[03:23:38] that just wants to go in and fucking rip everyone apart would be talking about how he's

[03:23:44] nervy? Probably not. Sorry. Probably not! Sorry I need you to mark the fuck end!

[03:23:54] Go for this fight.

[03:23:54] you got this go go go go good did all okay now go for the dragon dragon wait

[03:24:08] where's his blood send going show me show me okay it's under the turret so

[03:24:13] we just back off just go for the dragon well because it was going up and then

[03:24:21] We didn't see them be calling in the bush so we knew it was under it.

[03:24:23] Oh, you should too. Not that fast, guys.

[03:24:25] Yep.

[03:24:27] So this is good now.

[03:24:29] Bro, this game's looking so good!

[03:24:31] My god.

[03:24:33] I'm telling you, right now you genuinely got this shit.

[03:24:35] Right, I still feel like I'm so good at leading the crowd.

[03:24:37] You are as long as you don't sit there

[03:24:39] and start saying random fucking bullshit

[03:24:41] like I'm getting nervy.

[03:24:43] Sorry, yep.

[03:24:45] I saw those zesty dances

[03:24:47] earlier.

[03:24:49] I saw those zesty dances earlier, Jinxie.

[03:24:53] Did you get hard from them?

[03:24:55] Yeah, that's why I had to turn it off. I'm slow-key getting break.

[03:24:58] Dude, let's go.

[03:25:00] I'm telling you, I'm gonna have your stream open on a second monitor every day until you have an iShowMeet incident.

[03:25:05] Okay.

[03:25:08] Alright, so now listen. Go for the gromp. Gromp. Gromp. Gromp. Alright, after the gromp, we're gonna play on the blue.

[03:25:16] Okay?

[03:25:17] Nice.

[03:25:18] Okay.

[03:25:19] Alright.

[03:25:20] Now blue.

[03:25:21] Blue.

[03:25:22] Enemy blue.

[03:25:23] Enemy blue.

[03:25:24] We want to make this depressed fuck even more sad.

[03:25:27] That's the goal.

[03:25:28] Understood?

[03:25:29] Yes.

[03:25:30] Make him more depressed.

[03:25:31] That's what it's all about right on me.

[03:25:32] That's what it's always about bro.

[03:25:34] It's not about having fun.

[03:25:35] It's about making sure the enemy team doesn't.

[03:25:38] Yep.

[03:25:39] Understood.

[03:25:40] Okay.

[03:25:41] Now take his wolves.

[03:25:42] after this we're gonna go for the bottom crab okay good and then after that you

[03:25:52] have 2,000 gold so what do you think you should do recall recall so after you kill

[03:25:59] this I want to see you instantly look to recall in a bush okay

[03:26:05] No, okay now recall as soon as the same

[03:26:09] All right, so now you're gonna buy the mercury strats and

[03:26:15] Yep, okay fight this you got this pussie pussie aren't aren't y'all okay

[03:26:23] So coach I got 4v1 coach why did that happen? Why did I get 4v1 cuz I find boys on their shame scientific

[03:26:29] I swear to god yeah, there's no other reason why they would 4v1 you there

[03:26:36] They did it cuz they're bad at the game and they want to take their anger and frustration out on you wait

[03:26:41] So you're positive that they're sniping

[03:26:44] 100 million percent

[03:26:50] Well my chat saying maybe it's cuz I wasn't in the bush

[03:26:52] No, they're starting. Okay, so now get that Titanic Hydra, good. And then after, yep, go straight to the Rift Arrow.

[03:27:02] So remember, when you're past 8 minutes, you want to look for the best way that you can optimally take objectives.

[03:27:09] So now go to the big purple objective.

[03:27:15] Checking my buffs first or no?

[03:27:17] No, no, no, you don't have time. Just take it. So this guy?

[03:27:22] These funds at 19 minutes 55, so if you would go for your buffs, what would happen?

[03:27:28] I would have time to be spawn exactly now. Remember you always want to hit his eye. There you go like that

[03:27:38] Good

[03:27:40] Nice

[03:27:41] Okay, so now folk here top the bot folk here and then dragon is coming up

[03:27:46] So start on your blue whenever your buffs are up you always start on buff first

[03:27:51] Then you clear okay?

[03:27:53] Back quicker, yeah.

[03:27:54] Exactly.

[03:27:55] Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it!

[03:27:57] Bro, I'm getting better, I can feel it!

[03:27:59] You're, you are, right? Like, you're starting to understand!

[03:28:03] I'm telling you we're gonna win this fucking tournament.

[03:28:06] No, listen, this tournament bro, if we don't win this,

[03:28:10] we're gonna have to start fucking punching random people in the face.

[03:28:14] I think? You really think?

[03:28:16] Well, I mean, what else are we supposed to do with a lot of pent-up frustration?

[03:28:20] I don't know

[03:28:25] Alright, so now look

[03:28:27] What we do here

[03:28:28] Look for the Raptors

[03:28:29] Raptors to Krugs

[03:28:31] Just focus on this

[03:28:35] Alright

[03:28:39] So now play for the Red buff

[03:28:40] Now I want you to look at your little mini map

[03:28:42] If you see that they start fighting and going in

[03:28:45] Then you gotta be there, okay?

[03:28:47] But for now you don't so you can keep clearing this is good for the thing to upgrade my E

[03:28:54] Yeah, so it's WQE always, okay?

[03:29:01] Okay, so now you're gonna play on the crab after the crab what are we doing Genji?

[03:29:09] Recall why the fuck would we recall look at your mini map? What are we doing after the crab?

[03:29:14] Okay, uh, dragon.

[03:29:18] Exactly!

[03:29:19] So that's what I keep telling you.

[03:29:20] You always want to look for the plan.

[03:29:22] The problem is that you're not looking for the plan on your own.

[03:29:25] That's why your off-stream games always go so bad.

[03:29:29] You understand now?

[03:29:30] Yep.

[03:29:31] Yep, yep, sir, yep, sir.

[03:29:32] What is that?

[03:29:33] Oh my god.

[03:29:34] Um, I had to blow my nose.

[03:29:35] Oh, god, don't slap.

[03:29:36] All right.

[03:29:37] Fight this?

[03:29:38] I had to blow my nose oh god oh snap all right fight this I know so if your team

[03:29:47] goes in you can fight but if not I want you to run straight top lane I JNC

[03:29:53] you're about to do something crazy okay no go on go on go on go on go on

[03:30:00] E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, hold Q, hold, hold!

[03:30:11] Okay, now go for the Grom, the grom, the enemy grom.

[03:30:17] Okay, Jinxie, remember, you need to hold. The reason why these fights are going bad sometimes is cause you're not holding.

[03:30:25] Now press forward.

[03:30:27] No, you can't press it.

[03:30:29] Okay, fight, fight, fight.

[03:30:32] Like, there's another good example.

[03:30:34] You could have held your Q.

[03:30:36] You can't fight this one.

[03:30:38] Okay, now back up.

[03:30:40] Now, back up, back up.

[03:30:42] Pass 4. Now, pass 4. 4. 4.

[03:30:44] Good.

[03:30:46] So now, guess what's fun, Jinxie?

[03:30:49] Right click it. Right click it.

[03:30:52] Oh, no more. You can't anymore.

[03:30:54] Okay, just hit the turret.

[03:30:56] YEP! You like that!

[03:30:59] Yes, that's it bro. Oh my god.

[03:31:02] Okay, so now back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.

[03:31:05] We're gonna wanna recall Jinx, you have 2,000 gold.

[03:31:08] NICE GUYS!

[03:31:11] Like dude, how easy does the game feel now?

[03:31:15] So easy. So fucking easy.

[03:31:17] Yeah, you can buy that.

[03:31:18] Bro, iron is easy, but I can get bronze tonight!

[03:31:22] I can get bronze tonight!

[03:31:24] Well, maybe you can get Iron 2 tonight, but I like the mentality.

[03:31:29] Bro, what if I had to make everybody surrender though?

[03:31:33] Cause I'm so good.

[03:31:35] Uh, then you know what, are you willing to do a 24 hour stream?

[03:31:39] No.

[03:31:41] Yeah, they're not getting bronze tonight.

[03:31:43] Okay, look for the crab.

[03:31:44] Nice, uh...

[03:31:45] Crab, crab, crab.

[03:31:46] So go for the Wulveslend crab.

[03:31:47] Wulvescrab, Wulvescrab.

[03:31:50] Okay?

[03:31:51] So now after the crap, we're gonna want to look towards me. So let's drone let's set up good habits

[03:31:57] Tell me when you think there's a good fight opportunity. I'll let you control

[03:32:11] Okay, go to the a moomoo stop side. Let's see if he has no Christmas presents for us

[03:32:16] HAHAHAHA

[03:32:18] Yeah they are like this brother, he dies

[03:32:20] There you go, so listen, Jinxie

[03:32:22] While you're getting your stuffing stuff

[03:32:24] Bro, he's getting his fucking

[03:32:26] ASSHOLE stuff

[03:32:28] Does that make sense?

[03:32:30] Yes, yes, yep

[03:32:32] Good

[03:32:34] So now, why don't you all chat

[03:32:36] Get ready to get your ass stuff

[03:32:38] Wait, I need to hold this guy

[03:32:40] Yep, that's true

[03:32:46] I tried to KS, sorry.

[03:32:49] Are you so in the future?

[03:32:51] Yeah, but listen, in the future you don't want to kill so with your ultimate, because your ultimate has like a one minute cooldown.

[03:32:57] So now you, okay back up, back up, viewers coming from behind.

[03:33:00] Fighter, fighter, fighter, fighter, fighter.

[03:33:05] Good, good, good, good, fight, fight, fight!

[03:33:09] Yes!

[03:33:10] Okay, go Baron, Baron, ping Baron, go Baron, ping Baron, go Baron, ping Baron.

[03:33:16] We'll pick you better because two of them are respawning, right?

[03:33:19] Yep, now Jinx, yeah, I want you to hold Tab, I want you to just see something.

[03:33:23] So you see that little number 200 next to your name?

[03:33:26] Yeah.

[03:33:27] Or next to your character portrait?

[03:33:28] Hold Tab.

[03:33:29] That is your CS count.

[03:33:31] You have the highest in the fucking game, bro.

[03:33:33] How does it feel?

[03:33:34] WHAAAAAT?!

[03:33:37] Bro, is it supposed to be like that with jungling or no?

[03:33:40] When you're a fucking beast?

[03:33:41] Yes, it is.

[03:33:43] So I have the most CS in the game.

[03:33:46] Yup.

[03:33:47] Holy shit.

[03:33:48] By far, by the way, it's by far the highest in the game.

[03:33:54] I'm finally learning League.

[03:33:57] You're getting it down.

[03:34:00] Okay, now back off.

[03:34:02] Now Jynxie, I'm gonna give you a song, press B, and this is gonna be the song they're gonna

[03:34:07] end the game.

[03:34:08] So are you ready?

[03:34:09] Yes.

[03:34:10] Yes.

[03:34:11] Yes.

[03:34:12] Yes, we're going to hurry, hurry, hurry, in this or hurry, hurry, co-turi, co-turi, co-turi.

[03:34:17] Okay, it's there, it's there, it's there!

[03:34:26] And we're getting to this one?

[03:34:28] Yep, let's go.

[03:34:30] Go for the dragon first, dragon first, dragon first.

[03:35:12] Don't make me destroy you.

[03:35:15] Tell me, if I were to piece your dream...

[03:35:19] I get this really quick.

[03:35:21] If you knew the power...

[03:35:23] I don't think we can kill the turrets and then back up.

[03:35:31] I think I can't end!

[03:35:33] I'll even fucking show me!

[03:35:36] I'm gonna be

[03:35:48] CHALLENGER!

[03:35:50] He's the king of the world.

[03:35:52] Yes, the fuck you are, baby!

[03:35:54] Look at the sea ass!

[03:36:02] 7.8 per minute.

[03:36:04] Look, look how much him overlapped.

[03:36:06] Look how much him overlapped, you see?

[03:36:10] He told me enough.

[03:36:12] He told me enough, he's crazy all the time bro.

[03:36:19] Bro, JC, that is a 3X fun gap, all trauma!

[03:36:24] It's crazy because like, they told me to my face, I was gonna go right to Iron 4.

[03:36:35] They told me a million billion trillion times that I can't even hang in Iron 4.

[03:36:39] So now I'm on my Iron II Rank Up game.

[03:36:42] Yup, are we fucking ready?

[03:36:46] Okay wait, GenC, before you start though, I need to invite you, we need to do a little

[03:36:53] I think we can report to you Mumu for rank manipulation and griefing because he's won

[03:36:55] in Chin Band, one second.

[03:36:57] He's too bad to be allowed to play the game.

[03:37:00] Real.

[03:37:01] Okay, I don't want one second, because I'm gonna, is your League account verified with

[03:37:07] SMS or no?

[03:37:08] Kitten, I don't even know. I don't even know kitten. Okay, so because we're gonna have to verify it

[03:37:14] So we see when we're actually playing so I want you to click on your click on that

[03:37:20] No, actually it's in the setting you need to click the setting cogwheel should I hide screen?

[03:37:27] Yeah, you should

[03:37:33] Okay

[03:37:35] Okay, so wait, what does it show the

[03:37:38] I'm going to bring it on screen, but then I'm going to hide my screen so my chat can't

[03:37:45] see.

[03:37:46] All right, could you see?

[03:37:47] Yeah, okay, so the place that you have to like do it, it's in the, so it's in the, in

[03:37:55] the clash tab.

[03:37:56] So you see that third, press done.

[03:37:58] That's done.

[03:38:00] So you see that third tab on the top of your screen?

[03:38:04] Yep.

[03:38:07] So there, you would have to do, click with us, create team.

[03:38:14] No, press the X, press the X.

[03:38:19] And then you'd not confirm SMS.

[03:38:23] Yep.

[03:38:28] So you're going to do it through there.

[03:38:31] So I need to confirm mine too, so give me like one minute.

[03:38:35] Bro, wait, am I hiding the screen?

[03:38:38] Don't test.

[03:38:39] Okay, wait, chat.

[03:38:39] You guys can't see my phone number, right?

[03:38:42] Hi, guys, is my screen hidden?

[03:38:45] Don't test.

[03:38:50] Hi, guys, am I good?

[03:38:53] I'm about to type my phone number.

[03:38:55] Hi, guys, am I good?

[03:39:05] What a chat I'm verifying on Lee.

[03:39:25] I did it.

[03:39:28] I verified master match.

[03:39:30] Yo, Dantes.

[03:39:40] Chad, it's not a leak, bro.

[03:39:41] Shut it up.

[03:39:41] It's not a leak.

[03:39:45] I want to watch some Dantes motivation right now.

[03:39:48] Are you know a chat?

[03:39:59] If you're grinding league and you still haven't hit your goal rank yet with one day left,

[03:40:04] what if I told you I'm going to do a spur of the moment hands in her speech?

[03:40:09] Do you know what I mean?

[03:40:12] For everyone sitting there right now, queuing up for ranked, playing league, whatever it

[03:40:18] is, and you're there and you haven't made it to your goal yet.

[03:40:23] You've been grinding this whole season, but you're just short.

[03:40:30] You want to get gold by your silver one.

[03:40:32] You want to get masters by your diamond two.

[03:40:35] You want to get silver by your bronze.

[03:40:38] You want to get uh bronze but you're iron ones too.

[03:40:42] You want to get challenger but you're 16 wins away.

[03:40:47] For all those people right now who are sitting there behind their monitor, 16 wins away I

[03:40:54] would just hang it up.

[03:40:56] Thinking it's okay.

[03:40:58] I'll get it next year.

[03:41:01] I have time.

[03:41:03] Next year is a new year.

[03:41:06] For all of you, I want you to look in the mirror and I want you to feel ashamed.

[03:41:12] I want you to look in the mirror right now and I want you to yell in your face that you

[03:41:17] are weak, that you are disgusting, you're pathetic.

[03:41:28] Because if there's one thing in life that you never do, it's give up.

[03:41:35] No matter how hard things get, no matter how impossible things seem, never sit there and

[03:41:43] never give up.

[03:41:46] Never sit there and never say, we have it next time, there's always next year, I'll

[03:41:51] start it tomorrow.

[03:41:53] Because guess what?

[03:41:55] Life doesn't wait.

[03:41:58] You could get shot in the head tomorrow in game.

[03:42:05] you

[03:42:35] you

[03:43:05] you

[03:43:35] you

[03:44:05] you

[03:44:35] you

[03:45:05] What the fuck? That's my coach bro?

[03:45:10] That's my fucking coach?

[03:45:13] Let me politely ask my doctor to start barking or stop

[03:45:24] Remember chat when you're driving pro tip only drive with one thing with one hand

[03:45:30] So you can do what important things with the other hand like text your friends

[03:45:34] What the fuck?!

[03:45:36] What the fuck?!

[03:45:38] Holy shit!

[03:45:40] Go fuck!

[03:45:52] Dude, what the hell?

[03:45:54] Chat, where's Dantez? Is he in the call?

[03:45:58] Oh my god, I left the call. Yo, was I not in the call this whole time?

[03:46:02] No, you left the call like 10 minutes ago.

[03:46:05] Bro, I thought you went to the bathroom.

[03:46:07] Hey, did you verify your SMS?

[03:46:09] Yep, I'm ready, did you?

[03:46:11] Yes, John says, do you want to watch your moments with me?

[03:46:16] Yeah, let's do it, show a screen.

[03:46:19] You sure?

[03:46:20] Yeah, I know it, dude.

[03:46:22] Sure you want to watch this?

[03:46:24] Oh, god, we are fucked!

[03:46:26] The friends are after my ass now!

[03:46:29] Oh, shit!

[03:46:31] wait on i need her to work

[03:46:33] i'm looking

[03:46:44] like four or five years

[03:46:46] so it's really getting in another heckle every time i move my fucking camera

[03:46:50] he's in the other if you do it if you do it top top yeah i think i'm bottom

[03:46:54] left your fine

[03:46:55] bottom left or top right your fine

[03:46:57] i think

[03:47:00] These are your best moments ever

[03:47:02] The video is shown just vibing

[03:47:04] Been having a pretty good day today

[03:47:09] So Contacts for that is not lost

[03:47:11] Handgap is in a row

[03:47:14] Just showing just vibing

[03:47:16] Been having a pretty good day today

[03:47:18] Like imagine you know that this guy's gonna be on the internet.

[03:47:32] do you know I'm like that's my first cup that went viral 74% win rate in the

[03:47:39] past seven days

[03:47:41] is that you?

[03:47:42] yeah

[03:47:43] dude I went from Donny to the child to like baby

[03:47:46] nice

[03:47:47] hey Lulu how big is my cock?

[03:47:51] another bitch

[03:47:54] yo is it Lulu a kid?

[03:47:56] what the fuck?

[03:47:57] dude she's like thousand years old

[03:48:00] Okay, she looks like a kid, bro. She's a thousand years old. Jeng see could you say good boy in the Lou voice?

[03:48:07] Good boy. Yo, alright. Hey, hey, buddy my digital footprint isn't even this bad. What the fuck am I watching right now?

[03:48:17] You need help, bro. Yeah, I need a win streak

[03:48:21] Oh, this is a good one.

[03:48:31] Okay, let's roll back.

[03:48:36] What if I was fucking a donut, mom?

[03:48:48] What the fuck?

[03:48:57] It's not shameful it's just something that happened

[03:49:03] Okay, well, I'm sorry that I have good fucking like you know, I honestly have like Olympic level

[03:49:08] Cumbergames

[03:49:09] Okay, so pause that and you explain the context. Oh, what the fuck are you saying to your mom?

[03:49:13] So I'll explain the context.

[03:49:16] So I used to like sit there and I would lay down

[03:49:19] while jacking off, right?

[03:49:21] And the problem is that I would bust really hard

[03:49:23] to a point where I would hit my headboard, okay?

[03:49:27] And I would also give myself a facial once every three days

[03:49:29] because of it, but it's fine, my mouth was never open.

[03:49:32] So what would happen was, Jinxie,

[03:49:35] is at one point my mom comes in my room

[03:49:37] and she's like, don't test,

[03:49:38] why the fuck does your headboard have so many stains on it?

[03:49:42] And I tried the gas thing. I was like, oh mom, the reason why is because like, uh, the dog came in from playing outside and he was like, saw bring everywhere.

[03:49:50] But then she saw that there were also stains on my wall. So she had to literally repaint my entire room and replace my headboard because there was not stains all over my fucking room, bro. I'm not even trolling.

[03:50:06] this this is my coat bro wow I mean brother you're literally an animal bro

[03:50:13] like what yeah she did she did it's like she did have to repaint my entire room

[03:50:30] because I had cum stains on the wall as well like you can they're just so that

[03:50:35] you can gas out yourself into saying your family members are alive, unironically.

[03:50:38] What did I join into there, bro?

[03:50:41] But why do you need yourself a fucking new game?

[03:50:43] But this is true.

[03:50:44] You can't!

[03:50:45] You can't gas out yourself into thinking you're winning!

[03:50:49] Because there's literal LP cutoffs and you can't escape them.

[03:50:53] You can't escape the target band!

[03:50:57] You can't escape the minus LP!

[03:51:00] You can't escape the guy first time in Y's ADC!

[03:51:03] When your team is 5P!

[03:51:05] Can't escape that! Can't run!

[03:51:10] You can't run!

[03:51:15] What?

[03:51:16] Alright bro, you need to like down at this point bro.

[03:51:19] Oh, you didn't see that?

[03:51:21] Like what?

[03:51:23] You're gonna like this one.

[03:51:25] Okay.

[03:51:26] My food?

[03:51:27] If the heavens ever dance speak,

[03:51:29] Here's a hand.

[03:51:30] Alright y'all hold on, I'm unbombing my food, give me a second.

[03:51:32] I think of legends ruin your life

[03:51:55] No time for you right now. Let me show you guys how we do it

[03:52:08] There's all the fucking kings get it done, bro

[03:52:15] You go on his tangent. I'm trying to get to the next question. Let's go

[03:52:25] What y'all are e-dating for this girl?

[03:52:28] No, I think it was just like an open format

[03:52:31] if I'm not mistaken.

[03:52:31] Like there are a bunch of girls on the bunch of guys.

[03:52:34] Oh, all right, Tom can't just calm down.

[03:52:36] What?

[03:52:37] What?

[03:52:38] What?

[03:52:39] What?

[03:52:40] What?

[03:52:41] What?

[03:52:42] What?

[03:52:43] What?

[03:52:44] What?

[03:52:45] What?

[03:52:46] What?

[03:52:47] What?

[03:52:48] What?

[03:52:49] What?

[03:52:50] What?

[03:52:51] What?

[03:52:52] What?

[03:52:53] What?

[03:52:54] What?

[03:52:55] So as long as I don't actively think that my granddad's dead, it's also like, all right, what is the outro?

[03:53:10] Bro, what is the outro?

[03:53:12] Okay, listen, you know what I mean?

[03:53:14] I'm just gonna...

[03:53:16] Okay, so explain it, please.

[03:53:19] Okay, so the thing is, Jynxie, Jynxie, our life and what we experience

[03:53:24] experience is based off our brain, right? So the only way that someone can be dead is

[03:53:30] if we think they are dead. So one of the ways that I actually avoided trauma through dying

[03:53:36] family members is by just not thinking about the fact that they're dead. Because they like

[03:53:42] you're not always thinking of, for example, your granddad, your grandma, whatever, right?

[03:53:48] So if one day they pass, then it can just be like a lapse. And when you actually think

[03:53:53] of them. So it's like they can always be alive in your brain without you actually thinking

[03:53:58] they're alive so you never have to confront the reality that they're dead. Does that make

[03:54:02] sense?

[03:54:03] Yep.

[03:54:04] Alright, there you go.

[03:54:07] I have in the past watched Soraka Futen-

[03:54:10] OH SIRENITE!

[03:54:12] In game. I'll just fucking say it. Type one if you've done the same. Like, hey, let's be

[03:54:18] honest with ourselves here. And that's-

[03:54:20] Soraka Henton?

[03:54:21] I want you to search it up on your phone. Do not show it on the stream search on my phone. Okay. Yep. So it's f u t a n a r i

[03:54:35] So wait, S-O-R-A-K, and then what?

[03:54:38] F-U-T-A-N-A-R-I.

[03:54:46] Uh, it pulls up a rule 34 link. Should I click it?

[03:54:49] Yeah, you're gonna have to click it for doing that, unfortunately.

[03:54:55] Whoa.

[03:54:56] You watched it!

[03:55:01] I didn't just watch it, Jinxy.

[03:55:03] see I used to be watching that.

[03:55:10] Alright, into the next game.

[03:55:12] Yo, when is this tournament in two hours?

[03:55:15] Okay, so listen, let me invite you, okay?

[03:55:18] Because I need to invite you to the team.

[03:55:20] I have to join you.

[03:55:21] Yep, so join my class and invite.

[03:55:23] So, Khadim hasn't gotten back to me,

[03:55:25] but apparently we have another ADC that was interested.

[03:55:29] I believe XQC, right?

[03:55:31] Yep. So it looks like we're going to be bringing on Mr. X right now.

[03:55:37] Now he's so joined.

[03:55:38] Now he's got his X. Is he silver?

[03:55:40] Well, the thing is that if I'm not mistaken, he's going to be silver if he went on a win streak yesterday.

[03:55:46] Because last I checked, I think it was something like bronze too.

[03:55:49] Okay, cool. So chat, X is going to be ABC. I'm going to be jungler.

[03:55:55] Tata1 going to be top. Humphrey going to be mid. You're going to be support.

[03:55:59] Yep, so that means now we're gonna have to add everyone to see what tier we're in so wait. Let me uh

[03:56:06] Jack go to XGC stream and ask me if he's silver or bronze

[03:56:11] If he's sober or bronze in League of Legends, we need to know for ABC

[03:56:16] All right, let me see sober or bronze

[03:56:18] I've let it all it says give me an hour and an hour.

[03:56:23] Okay, wait, let me uh-

[03:56:25] Say are you silver or bronze for me?

[03:56:28] They haven't invited me.

[03:56:31] Are you silver or bronze?

[03:56:33] Wait.

[03:56:34] Jynxie, do you know where you're even supposed to check fucking clash or uh friend request nowadays?

[03:56:39] Nah, I'll top right I think.

[03:56:42] Okay.

[03:56:44] Are you silver or bronze on lead?

[03:56:47] I don't know what to do.

[03:56:54] Who's calling?

[03:56:57] Hello, let's see.

[03:56:59] He said an emerald.

[03:57:02] Tell him every rank below diamond is the same. He might as well be iron at that point.

[03:57:08] Guys, say, DonSent said every rank below Iron is the same.

[03:57:13] For every rank below Diamond is the same.

[03:57:15] He may as well be Iron and other ones.

[03:57:17] Tell them that, chat.

[03:57:22] Bro, is he getting mad?

[03:57:24] Bro, it's not a big deal if you're Iron.

[03:57:30] We're bringing Tyler in.

[03:57:33] Fuck, Tyler's sermons in game, so we're gonna have to wait.

[03:57:37] I'll give it to James C James C. We're not playing yet, right? No, no, it's not yet. So you can play games soon

[03:57:44] We're doing the way

[03:57:46] So we're either gonna be playing in an hour and a half or in like one hour

[03:57:51] So that's why I just need everybody to join the the lobby so you to ask ask X

[03:57:56] What is like name is so we can invite him to lobby?

[03:58:00] What's his name our text him?

[03:58:02] I don't like it that much.

[03:58:03] Yeah, just ask him what his like league user is, but you can see, we need to figure out

[03:58:06] what the team clash name is going to be, bro, unless you want to figure that out with the

[03:58:11] team.

[03:58:12] Maybe the Predators.

[03:58:14] I like that.

[03:58:15] Of the jungles.

[03:58:16] We're not doing that, don't immediately do it.

[03:58:20] Okay, okay.

[03:58:21] At least we do it later.

[03:58:24] Yo, XQC, what is your league name?

[03:58:27] Yeah, we'll do it later.

[03:58:32] We need his league name and hashtag.

[03:58:36] Yep, and then we're also going to have to get title 1s, dude, I'm telling you, this

[03:58:40] might be the most insane fucking clash tourney ever.

[03:58:44] Wait, did title 1, well you don't have title 1 added?

[03:58:47] What?

[03:58:48] No, because he always egos my federal cross.

[03:58:50] Oh, really?

[03:58:52] Yeah, every time I try he calls me little donk and then he says he's going to push

[03:58:58] my head in the locker.

[03:59:00] Sorry, dude. Wait, so can I play a game, coach?

[03:59:04] Yeah, yeah, but queue up for one, queue up for one.

[03:59:06] Alright, I'm going to go P. Highbites accept the invite and highbites make sure to pick, um, um, what's it called?

[03:59:14] Warwick. Alright, highbites accept the invite.

[03:59:16] Alright, I'm going to go P.

[03:59:18] Alright.

[03:59:19] VRB.

[03:59:20] Okay. Guys, does anybody have any username requests? Any username for the Clash Team requests?

[03:59:29] What are you guys thinking could actually go crazy genuinely?

[03:59:34] The Darth Maulers, okay, that's an interesting one

[03:59:44] All right, I'm gonna be honest I don't know for it. I don't know if any of these are actually like

[03:59:49] Yeah, never mind

[03:59:50] Jiddy and the victims

[03:59:54] Wait actually like that

[03:59:59] Ooh, but we would have to think of a logo, okay.

[04:00:09] I'll run that biome for approval.

[04:00:10] Might have to lowkey get approved with that one.

[04:00:15] Alright, here we go.

[04:00:18] Hey guys, I'm out.

[04:00:22] xqqc kill me adam xqqcc

[04:00:39] Wait, what's his username?

[04:00:42] XQQC?

[04:00:45] Okay, let me add him.

[04:00:46] XQQCC?

[04:00:53] Wait.

[04:00:54] What's your hashtag?

[04:00:58] What the fuck is this hashtag?

[04:01:06] XXQQCC, oh, there's still access.

[04:01:09] I think that's it.

[04:01:11] There you go.

[04:01:27] Okay, hold on.

[04:01:29] Oh no

[04:01:39] Hi guys, why didn't you join the game bro? Where the fuck hi, okay?

[04:01:54] What the fuck, I bite! What? You were supposed to join! Bro, what?

[04:02:07] Yeah, so, GenC, GenC- He lagged out!

[04:02:11] Yeah, but GenC, it's not just that now you need to wait five minutes, right? Also made you lose 5LP for that.

[04:02:18] Say, say Wallahi, bro.

[04:02:20] Wallahi, they just made you lose 5LP for that.

[04:02:23] How could I see?

[04:02:25] Click on your profile.

[04:02:27] Yep, and I'll hover over your rank.

[04:02:29] No, I'll hover over your rank.

[04:02:31] Cool.

[04:02:33] Cool.

[04:02:35] Where do I see that I lost five?

[04:02:37] Well, before you got 89,

[04:02:39] now you got 84.

[04:02:41] All right.

[04:02:43] Wait, do you want the 1v1 me in chess again?

[04:02:45] Bro, do you want, like,

[04:02:47] some of this dick?

[04:02:49] Send me a friendly button. Send me a gaming button.

[04:02:51] Wait, how do I do it again? Hi, guys. Hi, boys. Gordon. Okay

[04:03:04] What

[04:03:21] And then I lagged out, and then we got a ban.

[04:03:23] And then they took five ranked points from us, bro.

[04:03:28] So basically, you need to DM him and tell him

[04:03:32] to update the client, bro.

[04:03:33] Not kidding.

[04:03:34] OK, any other requests?

[04:03:36] Any other requests?

[04:03:39] No, but basically, I think you were

[04:03:41] going to lose that game anyway, Strixie, because I, you know.

[04:03:45] My chat's saying you didn't lock.

[04:03:48] Yeah, I might have forgotten that.

[04:03:50] I was telling my team that I really I suck at the game and we were gonna lose and I think the whole team was metal trucked it going into the game and they were basically telling me to go top lane and I said fuck no LaMalle LOL.

[04:04:05] Jesus Christ bro. Yeah yeah they were not here. Don't tell me I invited you by the way. Wait you invited me to send discord? You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

[04:04:14] All right, I appreciate the help, bro. Appreciate the band. Much love, bro. Much love. Yep. Appreciate the band.

[04:04:22] Oh, good. I just clicked the link. What do I do now?

[04:04:25] Now I click and then we're in. Wait, click it again.

[04:04:28] Wait, I'm playing against a guy named Mustard Boom. Is that you?

[04:04:31] No. God, fuck it. Fuck. No.

[04:04:34] Oh, good. I'm resigning. How the fuck do I play against you?

[04:04:37] I sent you another one. Click this one. Click this one. Click this one. Click this one.

[04:04:40] I clicked it.

[04:04:42] Are you Dow X-12?

[04:04:45] No.

[04:04:47] You're not Dow X-12?

[04:04:49] No! I'm-I'm going now bro.

[04:04:52] Oh, hey-ey-ey, I see-see-see-no-no-no, do the-

[04:04:55] Dude, what the fuck is this?!

[04:04:57] Oh, do it again! Do it again! Do it again!

[04:05:00] Okay, how-how do I play against you?

[04:05:02] Here, click this link in Discord bro, Jesus Christ.

[04:05:05] Okay.

[04:05:08] Okay, now what?

[04:05:10] Click! Click!

[04:05:12] Do I just press start game?

[04:05:14] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:05:16] OK.

[04:05:18] I'm playing against Red you.

[04:05:19] Wow!

[04:05:21] Go on the fuck!

[04:05:23] Are you clicking the link in Discord?

[04:05:25] Yes, I am.

[04:05:25] And then it's me that's playing against Red.

[04:05:27] Send me a challenge link.

[04:05:29] OK, how do I do that?

[04:05:31] Go to play.

[04:05:32] Go to play online.

[04:05:35] Yep.

[04:05:36] Go to custom challenge.

[04:05:38] OK.

[04:05:39] Challenge link.

[04:05:39] Send it to Discord.

[04:05:42] Okay, did you put it in?

[04:05:46] Yep, I sent it.

[04:05:47] Go.

[04:05:48] All right.

[04:05:49] Now accept this ready?

[04:05:51] All right.

[04:05:51] You see it?

[04:05:52] Except that there.

[04:05:52] See, bro.

[04:05:53] Nice.

[04:05:54] Okay.

[04:05:56] All right, bro.

[04:05:56] This isn't going to be easy.

[04:05:57] You're playing against me, bro.

[04:05:58] I play chess every day.

[04:06:00] This is, I'm going to bonus.

[04:06:01] You're about to get absolutely destroyed.

[04:06:03] Okay.

[04:06:04] You're playing against me.

[04:06:05] This is not going to be easy.

[04:06:08] Yeah.

[04:06:08] Not going to be easy for you, maybe.

[04:06:12] Going better's like you and I mean I

[04:06:17] What?

[04:06:17] It is spinning and it's a movie style

[04:06:24] What?

[04:06:25] Wait

[04:06:30] Wait

[04:06:31] I wasn't paying attention bro I just hung my um

[04:06:35] Oh wait you just lost

[04:06:37] Wait how? How the fuck did I just lose?

[04:06:40] You already lost bro

[04:06:40] What? Wait what? You already lost.

[04:06:45] No. You're not going to beat me in chess.

[04:07:03] What? What's that fucking thing?

[04:07:10] and it's not too

[04:07:12] and I don't even got the pieces I argue

[04:07:15] so argue out of your mind

[04:07:18] I got a lot of reasons to fight

[04:07:20] Bro you're not gonna be me

[04:07:21] you're not gonna be me in chess

[04:07:23] thanks for the check

[04:07:24] Bro what are you doing

[04:07:26] buddy buddy buddy what are you doing

[04:07:29] Jinzy show bro this is my game to win you'll see

[04:07:35] out of your mind

[04:07:40] Buddy what?

[04:07:48] Nine

[04:07:50] Bro, not as I'm telling you. Oh easy as fuck

[04:07:54] You're never gonna beat me in chess bro, bro. You just lost your fucking look. It's easy. You know, I play chess every day

[04:08:00] You're not gonna beat me in chess ever bro. Okay, so what are you gonna do now?

[04:08:05] Take your bishop. I don't know. I got a reason. Oh you

[04:08:10] Oh fuck

[04:08:13] Bro, just bend over and take it. Do you want to resign and rematch business me? No, no, no, dude

[04:08:18] I'm gonna win this you're gonna see not close, bro

[04:08:21] Yeah, it's not close for you. Trust me. I'm gonna come back on the comeback. Are you sure you don't want to resign?

[04:08:26] We could just resign you sure you don't want to resign bro only quitters quit remember that okay

[04:08:34] Bro, maybe I could coach you in chess bro like you coach me and leave dude. Oh

[04:08:38] maybe

[04:08:40] But like you suck bro, so it's I can't bro. I don't suck. I'm literally stoned, too

[04:08:49] That's not good, bro

[04:08:53] You just hung your rook

[04:08:59] Oh, you didn't hang it wait, but chat hold the front door sista

[04:09:04] check intermezzo check intermezzo check bro don't says you're not ever gonna

[04:09:16] beat me in chess bro oh jim see bro bro chill out buddy I got this trust

[04:09:34] Make your move.

[04:09:41] No, this isn't good. This isn't good.

[04:09:46] No, no, no.

[04:09:52] Me help me help. This isn't good. This isn't good. Me help.

[04:09:57] For you.

[04:09:58] Bro, I can't chat. I can't do my queen anywhere.

[04:10:01] My queen can't come anywhere, Chad. I'm like dead.

[04:10:17] Let's go, Miho.

[04:10:21] Bro, this just delays the inevitable though.

[04:10:27] I think this is the only way to get my queen out of here.

[04:10:31] What?

[04:10:33] I didn't have another option.

[04:10:38] Why didn't you do that?

[04:10:43] You're about to lose to someone that's stone too.

[04:10:51] Oh my god, I'm gonna lose, oh my god, I'm gonna lose, oh my god, I'm gonna lose, oh my god, I'm gonna lose.

[04:11:04] Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Trust! Wait.

[04:11:15] Wait.

[04:11:32] YOU'RE NEVER GONNA PAVE ME!

[04:11:35] YOU STY NO CHANCE!

[04:11:45] that's be emming I'm be emming you because I know you can't kill me so I'm be emming

[04:12:02] relax bro you're not gonna beat me fucking relax a little bit you're not gonna beat me

[04:12:06] I'll do everything my power to make sure you never beat me in chest everything in my fucking

[04:12:09] power. You're gonna lose to me bro. It's only a matter of time. You stand no chance, Anakin.

[04:12:21] Relax bro, relax. You will not ever beat me, trust me. I mean listen, if you want to think

[04:12:28] that that's on you bro, but all I'm saying is that it's looking pretty one-sided for me right now.

[04:12:33] I'll make sure that you never beat me bro, trust me. What are you gonna do? Hit off my

[04:12:38] router if I get close.

[04:13:09] You just got destroyed

[04:13:17] I'm coming I'm coming

[04:13:26] That's a pretty nasty check whoa whoa leet

[04:13:30] Where what bleep I'm good

[04:13:38] ROCKET TO THE SECOND RANK!

[04:13:48] And I'm gonna start EATING THE MONSTER THAN EATING YOUR ASS!

[04:13:52] NO JINGSEE NOOOO!

[04:13:55] Wait... Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[04:14:01] WHAT? GOOD GAME!

[04:14:08] bro you're a bot bro you are a bot bro what are you doing what are you doing

[04:14:28] Dante give up dude give up no no it's still winnable bro no I won it's now

[04:14:37] it's actually no you did not win it's so in your exact position you can't win

[04:14:42] trust me buddy no it's still winnable shut up dude you're just trying to like

[04:14:46] psych me out it's still winnable trust me you cannot win in this position bro I'm

[04:14:50] I'm trying to tell you yes I can bro you can't win this position trust me don't

[04:14:56] gotta reason not

[04:15:03] he goes here chat like a best

[04:15:20] No!

[04:15:21] Do you see what I mean bro?

[04:15:34] You can't win bro.

[04:15:36] There's still a chance.

[04:15:37] No, there's no chance.

[04:15:39] There's still a chance.

[04:15:40] No bro, trust me you can't win.

[04:15:43] Not a misposition.

[04:15:44] No, I can't, I can't trust.

[04:15:46] Bro, you're not in a winning position bro.

[04:15:48] Well, dude, did fucking Goliath give up when David was not in the winning position?

[04:16:02] You're stuck you're stuck your punk can't move you're stuck and your queen can only run

[04:16:08] There's that

[04:16:10] You're literally stuck you're stuck

[04:16:18] I'm going to stay on like this aren't I.

[04:16:39] The kings in the back line baby what what.

[04:16:44] Oh, no.

[04:17:05] Hey, Dantez.

[04:17:06] Any last words?

[04:17:07] You'll never beat me in chess bro.

[04:17:15] You'll never be okay.

[04:17:16] So, so let me get this trade because you paid to win and you got crystal division now you

[04:17:22] just get more luck than me.

[04:17:24] Bro, there's no pain to win a chest you wanna play one more game.

[04:17:27] One more game.

[04:17:28] Okay, but make it right.

[04:17:29] The reason why I lost was because I couldn't try hard because it was normal now that that

[04:17:33] was right.

[04:17:34] He's lost 100.

[04:17:35] You love what?

[04:17:36] What?

[04:17:38] No.

[04:17:40] There's no way that was.

[04:17:42] What?

[04:17:44] You also have to deal with it because they said that you played bad.

[04:17:47] Are you ready?

[04:17:49] Yep.

[04:17:50] Bro, actually focus.

[04:17:51] Okay.

[04:17:52] Actually focus.

[04:17:54] You have to remember like, bro, I've dedicated like two months in this game.

[04:17:57] So you're not going to be here.

[04:17:59] You lost 119.

[04:18:01] But Chad I bet you if I rematch XCCI beat him I'm not even kidding I guarantee if I rematch

[04:18:11] XCCI beat him.

[04:18:14] Nah Chad trust me I wouldn't I wouldn't.

[04:18:24] I'm not even kidding I would.

[04:18:26] well i would be

[04:18:31] is one of them

[04:18:33] take

[04:18:36] take

[04:18:38] take

[04:18:41] i'm up on the skies

[04:18:42] now it's gotta

[04:18:44] that's about the last news pressure

[04:18:49] is one of the funds don't do shit anyway so fucking useless

[04:18:53] me up

[04:18:54] Play Titer 1? Yeah, you guys want me to play Titer 1?

[04:18:57] Bro, tell Titer I'll play him in chess.

[04:19:03] Bro, when I get fucking destroyed,

[04:19:05] chat, when I get destroyed.

[04:19:11] Bro, tell C1 I'll play him.

[04:19:15] He's 2k rating? Yeah, I think I would get destroyed.

[04:19:24] why are you hanging bishops bro are you not even taking it serious bro fuck no I was about

[04:19:34] to checkmate you know you're doing some stupid scholars made bullshit what's the scholars

[04:19:41] mate.

[04:19:42] Alright.

[04:19:43] Bro, don't chat about it.

[04:19:44] You know what it is.

[04:19:45] No, I don't.

[04:19:46] I don't read chess books all day.

[04:19:49] Don't.

[04:19:50] Bro, you just give me material.

[04:19:56] Bro, chat.

[04:19:57] Like, I'll be next to you, see a chess.

[04:19:59] I'll be tied to one in chess.

[04:20:00] Like, come on, bro.

[04:20:04] I'm confident, bro.

[04:20:05] I'm walking tall.

[04:20:06] Fuck.

[04:20:07] Like, I'm walking tall, bro.

[04:20:10] No, it's not even when pigs fly, bro. I just feel confident.

[04:20:14] Like, bro, I'm better than my Elo, dude.

[04:20:26] So if you're better than your Elo, why are you still there?

[04:20:29] I said if you're better than your elo, why are you still there?

[04:20:45] Neho.

[04:20:46] Bro, your queen is under so much pressure.

[04:20:54] What are you even going to do bro?

[04:20:55] Queen is in so much stress right now, bro.

[04:20:58] Oh!

[04:21:01] What?

[04:21:01] 3SFuck.

[04:21:07] Who's up upon now?

[04:21:09] Bro, where?

[04:21:10] Where's your 2SF?

[04:21:11] Yo, me ho, me ho.

[04:21:22] Bro, Tyler said your K-Love Z-Love

[04:21:24] No point, bro. That's a free. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. You cheeky fucker, dude. Oh, you weren't expecting the big guns, were you? Oh my god.

[04:21:43] Okay, where can my clue go to where she doesn't ever die here.

[04:21:59] You can't.

[04:22:00] Your game is lost.

[04:22:01] Accept it.

[04:22:02] No, she gets traded out here.

[04:22:07] I'm actually playing so bad against him.

[04:22:20] Oh my god.

[04:22:25] Wait.

[04:22:26] Wait, that was a cow.

[04:22:33] I wasn't paying attention.

[04:22:34] I wasn't paying attention.

[04:22:35] No.

[04:22:36] Don't test, please.

[04:22:40] Jynxy, this is for all the times that you said I'd never make it!

[04:22:51] Don't test, please.

[04:22:55] Stop.

[04:22:56] No, Jynxy.

[04:22:57] Don't test, stop!

[04:22:58] Jynxy, I'm on the road!

[04:22:59] No!

[04:23:00] You're not dead.

[04:23:01] Don't touch me.

[04:23:02] Gромas!

[04:23:03] No, please!

[04:23:04] Please!

[04:23:05] I'm going to cut it!

[04:23:06] No!

[04:23:07] Please!

[04:23:08] I'm going to cut it!

[04:23:09] No!

[04:23:10] Please!

[04:23:11] I'm going to cut it!

[04:23:12] Just shut up!

[04:23:14] I told you!

[04:23:15] Go on!

[04:23:16] This is a disaster!

[04:23:18] Wait a moment!

[04:23:20] This could be a disaster.

[04:23:21] If I played wrong this game...

[04:23:23] This could be a disaster.

[04:23:24] This could be a disaster.

[04:23:25] This could be a disaster.

[04:23:26] I can't I can't!

[04:23:27] I don't know what to do by the way.

[04:23:28] If I played wrong this game.

[04:23:30] Wait.

[04:23:52] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[04:23:54] You killed now.

[04:23:55] You killed that dead.

[04:23:56] That's all part of the plan.

[04:23:57] You killed me.

[04:23:58] THAT'S ALL PART OF THE PRIDE, MEEHO!

[04:24:26] Shocking.

[04:24:28] You're choking?

[04:24:30] You're choking? You're not there?

[04:24:32] Shut up!

[04:24:58] Nope, nope, not even close.

[04:25:02] You're gonna fucking lose, brah.

[04:25:06] No. You're gonna lose, brah. I will not!

[04:25:14] Wait, why did you do that?

[04:25:18] You're gonna lose. Wait, you didn't see, why the fuck did you do that?

[04:25:28] Am I going to lose the loot for this, oh my god, am I going to lose a hundred loot check?

[04:25:43] No way.

[04:25:44] Am I going to lose a hundred loot for this?

[04:25:48] Wait.

[04:25:49] I'm going to lose all my loot.

[04:25:54] Brother.

[04:25:56] Wait, no, no, no, I'm going to lose all my yellow, I'm going to lose a hundred, are you

[04:26:06] guys actually serious?

[04:26:07] I wasn't locked in, I wasn't locked in, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[04:26:21] see I'm up 15 pieces right now.

[04:26:25] Oh, I wasn't lucky.

[04:26:28] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this will ruin my entire day if I lose this.

[04:26:43] Somebody typed good.

[04:26:51] I want to give you that queen.

[04:26:59] Do you want to give you that queen?

[04:27:02] How about this instead?

[04:27:04] Boom!

[04:27:05] BroDontes like bro.

[04:27:07] Look, I'm begging bro.

[04:27:13] Like, broDontes.

[04:27:15] bro don't take my elo, I grinded it so hard for this, bro no no please don't do this bro

[04:27:30] you're saying you don't want me to take your elo, oh please don't, I need this

[04:27:37] Hey, you need this.

[04:27:39] No, like, wait, wait, don't ask.

[04:27:43] I'm back like, oh, no, no, don't ask, please.

[04:27:46] I'm begging.

[04:27:48] Please just draw, draw.

[04:27:50] Don't ask.

[04:27:51] It took me a month to get to 400, bro.

[04:27:53] Please don't do this.

[04:27:54] I'm sorry.

[04:27:56] All right.

[04:27:57] Listen, listen.

[04:28:06] Because you won your first game of the day and you're only one win off iron two and you haven't quit league yet

[04:28:14] I will accept your draw. Thank you, bro. Like bro. I almost lost like all of my you know for that

[04:28:22] Really yes, bro, because they dropped your you know by like 120 and then you turn into like a fork God

[04:28:29] and I

[04:28:31] Chat pay out I lost bro

[04:28:33] Okay, so wait, do you want it?

[04:28:38] I think you have time for either one league game or a few more chess games.

[04:28:43] What are we feeling?

[04:28:44] Proudly one more league game, we have to get ready for the tournament round.

[04:28:48] Alright, let's fucking get ready then, hold on, queue up, let me blow my nose, give me

[04:28:53] a sec.

[04:28:54] Okay, X is in the team.

[04:28:57] It's that win training bro, I didn't even want to play ranked!

[04:29:04] I just want to do friendly matches!

[04:29:07] What's that fair to lose 100 elo for that?

[04:29:12] Alright, I'm back.

[04:29:15] You ready bro?

[04:29:16] Yep.

[04:29:17] Alright Jengzee, so you would have lost 100 elo in chess, so in order to make it up to

[04:29:24] It's time for the game 20 elo in red

[04:29:29] Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir

[04:29:32] All right, well, why the fuck does my team decline don't says why do they always the

[04:29:38] Why do you always decline bro? Why?

[04:29:40] Because the thing is I'll tell you why bro. It's cuz they can feel the

[04:29:44] Magnificence of your aura as you're queuing up and you're ready to start games somebody might chat then because you're in the queue

[04:29:50] They canceled it

[04:29:54] Yeah, because they're scared of being against you.

[04:30:00] That's why.

[04:30:01] Bro, can you see my screen share in downtowns?

[04:30:05] Yep.

[04:30:06] What's up?

[04:30:07] All right, bro.

[04:30:08] So we have time for one more red game and then we have the tournament.

[04:30:11] Bro, are you ready, bro?

[04:30:13] Are you ready to win?

[04:30:14] Who's our fifth?

[04:30:15] Who's our fifth?

[04:30:16] Our fifth is going to be Tyler Wancho.

[04:30:19] Who's our fourth?

[04:30:20] Oh, actually.

[04:30:21] X, X.

[04:30:22] And then hums, right?

[04:30:23] Yep.

[04:30:24] right? Yep, exactly. The dream 5 stack bro. And listen, this is the thing, okay? We're

[04:30:32] not going to tell XQC yet, but when I play support, I have a very particular method

[04:30:38] of gameplay where I do a lot of roaming. So what that means is that X might have to 1v2

[04:30:50] for a little bit during the game.

[04:30:52] Why did Highbinds just say,

[04:30:53] hey guys, I'm shit at this game.

[04:30:54] We lost, I have no clue what I'm doing.

[04:30:57] Highbinds, why the fuck would you die if that?

[04:31:01] Bro, I'm gonna be honest.

[04:31:02] Okay, we got this.

[04:31:04] Winch.

[04:31:04] Yes.

[04:31:05] Yes.

[04:31:06] Yes.

[04:31:07] Yes.

[04:31:08] Yes.

[04:31:09] Yes.

[04:31:10] Yes.

[04:31:11] If you play support, you're gonna roll.

[04:31:14] Yeah, so the way that I play support

[04:31:16] is because you know how I'm a jungler?

[04:31:18] Yeah, yeah.

[04:31:19] Yeah, it means that I pretty much only hop out my jungle.

[04:31:22] I don't help the ADC at all.

[04:31:37] Bro, he's getting a little good, bro.

[04:31:39] Wait, so it's eight teams.

[04:31:40] So all we got to do is get three wins

[04:31:41] and we win the tournament.

[04:31:42] So we got to do it?

[04:31:43] Exactly.

[04:31:44] Literally just three wins.

[04:31:45] But the problem, Jinxie, you're going to have to listen to me.

[04:31:48] The problem is that in tournament settings, a lot of the time, there's something called

[04:31:53] Bans.

[04:31:54] So like right now you see how you ban champions?

[04:31:57] So means if we get stream sniped, they're gonna be banning out your fucking Warwick

[04:32:01] and your Master Yi bro.

[04:32:03] Yeah, then I'm just gonna play Hecarim and fuck everybody up.

[04:32:07] Okay, there you go, perfect.

[04:32:09] So that's the good thing.

[04:32:10] We have a plan.

[04:32:11] But what if they ban Master Yi Warwick and they ban Hecarim?

[04:32:15] Drive my car into a lake?

[04:32:17] works too nice and I'm gonna want you to listen to Stan while you do it okay okay

[04:32:23] do you want me to stand anything before this game or am I good no I think we're

[04:32:28] good we like listen we're locked in bro now we're locked and loaded locked and

[04:32:32] loaded and ready to get exploded does that make sense bro but what if I get

[04:32:38] target band in the finals of the tournament bro me ho me ho do you mean

[04:32:45] the finals of the tournament tonight or on Monday.

[04:32:47] The tournament tonight?

[04:32:51] What about the tournament on Monday?

[04:32:55] Okay, so I have good news for you.

[04:32:58] It's your tournament so you can tell people that they're not allowed banning.

[04:33:03] Nah, I think we should allow bans.

[04:33:07] That might be funny.

[04:33:09] Okay.

[04:33:10] Wait, is that goal?

[04:33:12] Wait, Dante, what happened?

[04:33:14] That's like a level border that that just means that he has like a heart a high level look at your surfing

[04:33:20] Look at what the tag is below the surfing name

[04:33:23] baby kitty

[04:33:28] Bro so wait Dante's so it was this lobby all iron and bronze

[04:33:33] Yep, pretty much

[04:33:37] Wait so Dante's should we do no bands for the sort of matter enough

[04:33:40] Well, this is what I think, okay. The thing is that since you have a lot of low elo players,

[04:33:46] I think that having bans would kind of suck because it's not even just for people like

[04:33:51] you. It's also for players like for example Ludwig and stuff like that, that like only

[04:33:56] play a moomoo or some other people that only like one tricking. It's going to be kind of

[04:34:00] shitty if they can play their one tricks. So it's up to you. You can ask your chat though.

[04:34:06] Like would your chat want to see bans or no bans?

[04:34:10] fans or no fans? Yeah, it's RQ. It's RQ and then by the boost mine.

[04:34:14] Is my game exploded? There we go.

[04:34:19] Shunt test. This is my last game of rank before we enter the tournament bro. Are you ready?

[04:34:25] I think the question is, GenC are you ready? Yes, dad. Yes, dad.

[04:34:30] Because listen, next game when the tournament starts, you're going to be experiencing what it's like to have a challenger jungler or support that only plays for its jungler.

[04:34:39] only place for its jungler but now for now it's like you're still in the trenches

[04:34:43] so can you crawl your way out of the trenches to deserve your support playing

[04:34:48] for you yes okay then let's do it let's get it done

[04:34:57] all right we were boys just said we really just said okay guys I'm on a

[04:35:03] 5 game winning streak, let's keep it going.

[04:35:06] So now type, type fuck your winning streak and fuck your mom.

[04:35:14] Are you sure about the second one?

[04:35:16] Um, yeah, yeah, it's just like, drive it home a little bit like further.

[04:35:21] NICE!

[04:35:22] Okay, so now it's focused on clearing the blue,

[04:35:25] and then remember we saved the smite for the gromp.

[04:35:30] Okay.

[04:35:31] Bro am I gonna get banned?

[04:35:33] No bro, like why would you get banned? You're sitting there and you're just like, like, dude, think about it this way. Smite, smite, smite.

[04:35:39] Like, if that guy doesn't want his mom to get banned, then he's a bad son, because his mom shouldn't enjoy her life. Does that make sense?

[04:35:48] Yes.

[04:35:49] So it's a self-report that he's a dickhead if he gets offended by that.

[04:35:54] Okay.

[04:35:55] Alright, so now play for the wolves and then afterwards play for the bot side.

[04:36:03] All right, let's see.

[04:36:08] Locked in on test.

[04:36:09] I'm locked in on test!

[04:36:10] You're locked!

[04:36:11] I can feel it!

[04:36:12] You're locked, cocked, and loaded.

[04:36:15] Okay?

[04:36:16] Yes, kitten.

[04:36:17] Okay, so now listen.

[04:36:20] What you're gonna do, you play for the rafters after the rafters.

[04:36:24] You're looking on the red.

[04:36:25] Remember, we never deviate from the full clear, okay?

[04:36:28] Yes, dad.

[04:36:29] All right, perfect.

[04:36:30] Alright perfect. Also, I like this thing

[04:36:36] Nice and I'll go for the red this is good so far Jinzy hit the red hit the red hit the red

[04:36:47] All right, let's get it done fun. I need to invite the last member of our clash team

[04:36:56] Don't worry I'll just be farming all right there you go to keep farming

[04:37:00] Perfect.

[04:37:02] Alright, so now we're playing on the Krugs after the Krugs.

[04:37:07] We play on the crab.

[04:37:10] Yes, got it, got it, got it.

[04:37:12] Alright, so now it's Krugs into crab.

[04:37:16] Krugs into crab.

[04:37:19] Yep, you're ramming your Krugs into that crab.

[04:37:23] Does that make sense?

[04:37:24] Yes.

[04:37:25] Alright, good.

[04:37:27] After this crab, what's our plan? What's after you?

[04:37:32] He makes and focus on but I know but go by the bigos fighting chong-ba chong-ba chong-ba

[04:37:39] Fight him funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

[04:37:44] Okay, keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting. You have to you have to you have to yes, yes

[04:37:50] yes

[04:37:52] Now crab and then top crab that's the plan right now never

[04:38:00] He said focus on farm and I said shut the fuck up. That's good. Look you did that automatically, bro

[04:38:05] That's fucking showing how skilled you're getting up this game. Yep

[04:38:11] All right, let's go

[04:38:15] Okay, so now it's top crab then after we're gonna recall okay after I recall we're gonna run straight

[04:38:22] to the grom

[04:38:28] all right

[04:38:30] it's looking good right now jing see jing see

[04:38:33] how easy do these games feel now like fucking clockwork right it's like cutting

[04:38:38] through butter dude it's like cutting through butter

[04:38:40] it's like cutting through butter iron is so easy for me bro

[04:38:45] dude and that's why you gotta get bronze bro that's why the rift needs you jing see

[04:38:51] It needs you to commit! Drone top! Drone top! Drone top now! Now walk top, walk top, walk top, walk top!

[04:38:57] This could be good! Walk top? Okay, let's stay on the ground, stay on the ground, stay on the ground.

[04:39:02] No, Q through it. Q through it? No.

[04:39:06] See, but now he gets regen, but you want to be less killed.

[04:39:08] Yes, but, but, okay, Genji, Genji, you have to understand. The reason he gets regen there?

[04:39:13] It's fine, just stay on it, stay on it, stay on it.

[04:39:15] Nice. Good. Okay, now go Wolves, go Wolves, Wolves, Wolves, Wolves, Wolves, Wolves.

[04:39:24] So Jhin see, the only reason why I got regen now is because you didn't react fast enough.

[04:39:29] Because what are the three pillars of jungling?

[04:39:32] Um, awareness, skill, and mindset.

[04:39:37] What? What? What the? What the? No! It's efficiency, adaptability, and observational

[04:39:44] skills so yes awareness you got one out of three adaptability observational skills and

[04:39:53] what was the last one efficiency so here we can replace observational for awareness so it's

[04:40:00] awareness no awareness and observational the same thing efficiency okay do you even know it

[04:40:12] Yes! It's efficiency, awareness, and adaptability!

[04:40:18] Efficiency, awareness, adaptability.

[04:40:22] Exactly, yes.

[04:40:26] Okay, so now listen, we're going to need you to look on the dragon.

[04:40:30] Okay? Now drone bug, let's see if maybe there's a free kill for big jinx.

[04:40:35] Jormed, Jormed, Jormed, Jormed. Why do you giant Jormed?

[04:40:38] Okay, now I don't think you can kill this so just go for the dragon.

[04:40:43] Just a second.

[04:40:44] And now, also, while you're doing this, drone bot, drone mid, see if there's ever an opportunity.

[04:40:49] But I don't think there will be, so now you're committed on the dragon.

[04:40:52] So now you stay on this dragon no matter what?

[04:40:54] Alright, you're committed on it.

[04:40:56] Understood?

[04:40:57] Yes, daddy.

[04:41:03] Alright.

[04:41:04] Oh man.

[04:41:05] I love when daddy's so good boy, thinks all these objectives.

[04:41:08] good okay so now jinx now i want to watch this tower dive put the show on the highlight

[04:41:14] wheel

[04:41:15] I thought my ult was damaged when I ran down there

[04:41:27] I'm gonna be honest that is genuinely so unlucky like I'm not even like saying that to like

[04:41:33] just hype you up that was unironically unlucky

[04:41:37] Okay, now look for the blue. It's because a champion throws out a stun, but he threw it out the millisecond that you're ult landed.

[04:41:46] Oh, but dude, that was still a good play to go for, right?

[04:41:49] Yeah, I know that was so really good.

[04:41:52] Okay, so now listen.

[04:41:54] We're gonna have to look for the blue and then after the blue, we're gonna play on the top crab into full clear. Sound good?

[04:42:01] Now grubs are respawning so another place you go blue crab blue scuttle crab

[04:42:08] into grubs okay

[04:42:19] fight actually don't fight go on the grubs go on the grubs you're gonna bait

[04:42:24] him bait his fucking bitch ass there you go just fucking vision from his face

[04:42:28] You're the fucking big dog, bro. You're the fucking big dog. You're bitching this kid out right now. You're on your son

[04:42:35] I fucking run jungle, baby. I run jungle

[04:42:39] Yep. Okay. Now get ready. No, no, you can fight him. You can fight him. Don't be scared

[04:42:45] No, no hit the last one hit the last one hit the last one

[04:42:50] No, Joan top

[04:42:52] Okay, if he comes you instantly W, W now, W now and go on him, W and go on him, W and

[04:42:58] go on him.

[04:42:59] Still?

[04:43:00] Yep.

[04:43:01] Go.

[04:43:02] So.

[04:43:03] Nice.

[04:43:04] R, set up with R.

[04:43:06] Just R, wait.

[04:43:07] Good.

[04:43:08] And now Q.

[04:43:09] Okay, just wait, wait.

[04:43:15] When the minion wave comes you kill.

[04:43:17] No, no, you stay, you stay, you stay.

[04:43:19] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

[04:43:22] GO! GO! GO! GO!

[04:43:24] YES!

[04:43:26] There you go, perfect.

[04:43:28] Okay, now go top to bottom.

[04:43:38] Alright, this is good.

[04:43:40] You want the spline for now?

[04:43:42] No, actually I go for it, go for it, go for it.

[04:43:44] You got this.

[04:43:46] So this is a good opportunity.

[04:43:48] Nice, hold Q!

[04:43:50] Q!

[04:43:51] Okay.

[04:43:52] That's fine.

[04:43:53] Go for the red buff.

[04:43:58] So now you're gonna go for the red buff, you're gonna full clear upwards, and what are you

[04:44:01] gonna do after the full clear?

[04:44:04] Recall.

[04:44:06] Exactly.

[04:44:07] Maybe look for a gank in the shower.

[04:44:09] Now Jinx, if I said go for the red into the full clear, why the fuck are you on wrappers?

[04:44:14] Oh, oh my god, I'm sorry coach, I forgot about that.

[04:44:18] it's okay

[04:44:21] so now go for the red and then after go for the the Krugs

[04:44:25] fun I'm re-inviting Tyler

[04:44:38] alright so now after the Krugs you're gonna have to recall okay

[04:44:43] yes kid

[04:44:47] So now after these Krugs, you're gonna recall, and then you're gonna go for the Gromp, understood?

[04:44:54] Yep.

[04:44:58] Okay.

[04:44:59] So now, buy your items, don't forget, every time you recall, you always open shop and buy.

[04:45:05] Remember?

[04:45:06] Yep.

[04:45:06] Yes.

[04:45:07] Yes, yes.

[04:45:07] These are habits, GenC, that you need to form.

[04:45:11] Okay?

[04:45:11] Yes.

[04:45:12] Recall, buy.

[04:45:14] Alright, this is good.

[04:45:18] That's fine, listen, you're just farming.

[04:45:23] Joan top, Joan top, Joan top, Joan top.

[04:45:25] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[04:45:28] Now when you get close enough, I want you to ult the bush max range.

[04:45:32] Okay?

[04:45:33] Wait?

[04:45:34] No!

[04:45:35] Okay, just go for the gromp.

[04:45:40] Okay, just go for the gromp.

[04:45:42] Where did he go?

[04:45:44] So, Jynxie, he was recalling.

[04:45:47] That's why I said alt max range.

[04:45:49] You waited until he was already recalled before you pressed R, bro.

[04:45:54] You hesitated.

[04:45:55] The situation is death, bro.

[04:45:58] Sorry, okay.

[04:45:59] Just think of it like this, okay?

[04:46:00] Think of it like, imagine when the Squid games and it's red light, green light.

[04:46:04] If you say red light and green light, but you wait one second before actually reacting,

[04:46:09] What's gonna happen?

[04:46:11] You're gonna get shot in the fucking neck.

[04:46:13] Exactly!

[04:46:14] And it's the same thing with League of Legends.

[04:46:17] You need to be able to instantly react, because if you don't, then you're not gonna be able to make the good plays.

[04:46:24] Now go for this crowd, the top scouts, and then afterwards you're gonna kill the Ergot.

[04:46:30] He's over-mustled though, are you sure about that?

[04:46:32] Yes, because you can 2v1 him.

[04:46:34] Yeah, but my teammates are fucking idiot, bro.

[04:46:37] that I like your mentality but yeah so you know what fuck it recall like if he's

[04:46:45] a piece of shit that we just recall

[04:46:54] good for this game is really close this game is incredibly close okay so now

[04:47:02] listen what you have to do is you have to look on the dragon here remember when

[04:47:11] dragons are up after like eight minutes in the game you want to look for a kind

[04:47:16] of gameplay that revolves around them okay

[04:47:20] Go in him! Go in him! Go in him! Right there! Right there!

[04:47:28] Okay, ARGH!

[04:47:30] Oh, god.

[04:47:31] Uh... Q? Hold Q? Nice!

[04:47:35] YES!

[04:47:36] YES!

[04:47:37] Okay, so now go drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, drag.

[04:47:41] My brain dead teammates recalling instead of taking dragon.

[04:47:45] Well, listen, that's fine because as a jungler you can solo it.

[04:47:50] okay

[04:47:55] jing see

[04:47:58] i know why you like chess so much bro

[04:48:02] why? because you're an expert in mating

[04:48:08] i don't know about that one jean

[04:48:11] okay so like back up and then recall you have enough for your item so every time you're gonna have enough for your item

[04:48:18] You're always gonna want to try to like model your your like resets around that does that make sense? Yes

[04:48:26] Yes, yes

[04:48:27] Okay, so now open shop. So by the way I buy tier one boots by boots

[04:48:33] So what you can do as well?

[04:48:35] Another thing as well that I want to tell you is that what what blue you can also

[04:48:40] Open shop while you're recalling so that the second you recall you can already have the shop open does that make sense?

[04:48:48] Yep, you have a top on the money to go.

[04:48:50] Yep, exactly.

[04:48:51] It's like you're locked and loaded.

[04:48:54] Okay, so now I want you to drone top, drone top, drone top, drone top.

[04:48:57] Okay, so we're gonna look for the blue buff, and then I want you to look top.

[04:49:02] Actually, no.

[04:49:03] You know how to play for your jungle, that's okay.

[04:49:05] Like, yeah, playing for your top lane, it's uh...

[04:49:12] Okay, look for the wolves.

[04:49:15] Just play for your folk here, just play for your folk here.

[04:49:17] We're gonna play for advantage now.

[04:49:20] I got a coach, I got a coach!

[04:49:22] Dude, I'm telling you, Jhin, see it's getting to a point

[04:49:24] where I don't even have to tell you how to shine anymore.

[04:49:27] Like, I don't even have to tell you to use your abilities.

[04:49:29] I don't have to tell you to drone.

[04:49:30] I don't have to tell you to kite the camps.

[04:49:32] Like, you're doing it on your own.

[04:49:34] Do you see that?

[04:49:34] Yeah.

[04:49:38] All right, now red buff, red buff, red buff.

[04:49:44] All right.

[04:49:45] And then after this red buff,

[04:49:46] you go for the crux after that we're gonna look to see if there's a little red

[04:49:51] riding hood ball ring all on her own does that sound good yep and what are we

[04:49:56] gonna do if we find little red riding hood all alone get her we're gonna the

[04:50:00] fucking ball yeah we're gonna fucking maul her to death now go all right

[04:50:06] you're gonna want me to this I believe in you yes trust me sit in this bush

[04:50:12] this bush right here just said no no up there up there the one with the board in

[04:50:16] it the one with the board in it so when the board has 4 hp it means up there

[04:50:20] they have no word so now press w and run at them press up and run at them press

[04:50:23] up and run at them nice go get get now 2 e

[04:50:28] e nice nice nice now go for the gen the gen the gen

[04:50:31] walk walk at him walk at him you're hungry you're hungry

[04:50:42] What?

[04:50:44] Yes!

[04:50:46] Yes! 1v2!

[04:50:48] First ever 1v2!

[04:50:50] Okay, Snow, go to the enemy's bot side.

[04:50:52] They're gromp. They're gromp.

[04:50:54] You want more. Jinxy doesn't want that.

[04:50:56] Jinxy wants more.

[04:50:58] Snow, that Jinxy wants more.

[04:51:02] Jinxy wants a lot of it.

[04:51:06] Okay, Snow, up to the gromp.

[04:51:08] Up to the gromp. We're gonna look for the blue.

[04:51:12] Okay, now look the Viego is here. I want you to walk in the bush, in the bush, in the bush, in the bush, okay now fight E, good. Keep on on, keep on on, no!

[04:51:24] I got two E1s, so listen, listen, listen. Coach, coach, I got two E1s, what the fuck? I said a bush camp to wait for the buff?

[04:51:30] Yes, yes, but listen, no, coach, no. But, GenC, GenC, listen, listen, the reason why you lost is because you stopped fighting.

[04:51:37] Warwick is a limit tester. I mean said when you think there's no way out. What's the only way out Jinxie fight fight

[04:51:47] Yes, you have to just fight and trust in your champion. Okay now buy the

[04:51:55] Mercury struts

[04:51:57] And now Titanic Hydra right click it

[04:52:00] All right now walk to the grump full clear towards dragon. Let's go

[04:52:04] It's our gots problematic

[04:52:06] who gives a fuck bro because remember what happens when you got double 18 against an

[04:52:11] ergot he can't diddy you anymore right exactly and why can't he do it anymore

[04:52:17] because you're at exactly because you're over the age of consent so that's the

[04:52:22] thing did he got won't be able to did he got you anymore okay now look yep so

[04:52:28] now look for the wolves and then clear the ball outside

[04:52:36] More of your God, more of your God.

[04:52:40] Okay, so now Jinxy, run Shibat, run Shibat, don't farm, you got this.

[04:52:45] This is Jinxy's triple kill.

[04:52:48] What is this?

[04:52:49] What is this?

[04:52:50] This is Jinxy's fucking triple kill, baby, yes it is.

[04:52:53] Press W, press W, press W, press W.

[04:52:55] Oh god, there you go.

[04:52:59] Nice!

[04:53:00] Okay, look for more.

[04:53:02] Back, back, back, look at main map.

[04:53:03] You see Diego, you just saw Diego.

[04:53:05] run towards him go follow the blood trail you want it you want a jing see

[04:53:10] you're fucking shark who jinx wants this he thinks he can run nice now get

[04:53:22] this suit oh yeah jing see wants it all after this right good now chew chew chew

[04:53:27] chew chew nice nice okay go for the dragon now go for the dragon

[04:53:32] Daddy wants more! Daddy wants more bootyholes!

[04:53:38] It's not enough booty to daddy!

[04:53:44] Wait, Jinxie, are you- wait, Jinxie!

[04:53:50] Are you a pirate?

[04:53:53] No? Yes?

[04:53:55] Then why the fuck are you pundering the booty so hard, bro?

[04:53:59] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

[04:54:01] Okay, now go bot kill that jinn remember as the big bad wolf you're always looking for little red riding hood

[04:54:08] So you want to look to see if the enemy is pushing alone?

[04:54:10] So walk through here walk through here. You're you're fucking big alpha chat

[04:54:14] You don't give a fuck walking this bush. That's right there like yep right there. Let's see. All right now take the ground

[04:54:23] Okay

[04:54:24] All right here

[04:54:26] Rock up to the edge of the bush the complete edge of the bush, but that you're still gonna be inside

[04:54:32] No on the other side

[04:54:34] Right, I feel like did he just like the deities trap yet. This is oh, yeah

[04:54:39] It's about to be a diddy party the second he gets in the range, okay

[04:54:43] I want you to press W and then just run him. Don't lead with your alt

[04:54:49] Just stay here your aura farming

[04:54:51] Oh actually no, go to your red! The Vigo! Fall the Bloodscent! Fall the Bloodscent! The Bloodscent! It calls you!

[04:54:58] Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Okay, remember you have your ultimate...

[04:55:08] Okay, so the issue there was you weren't in range for your ultimate to land, but it's okay.

[04:55:14] So I wanted to press P.

[04:55:16] now by the titanic hydro and next item the last item that's recommended it's

[04:55:24] called that's dance coach the commonly built yep right though no you're not

[04:55:31] bro no you're not you you guys are good though you got janky warwick bro you

[04:55:38] ain't losing shit right daddy wants more yeah listen listen daddy ain't had his

[04:55:44] fill yet now go to that fucking blue buff

[04:55:51] okay so you're gonna go blue buff into top scut okay got it got it got it got it

[04:55:58] got it

[04:56:03] well that forgot so what the fuck was that noise so I have to blow my nose

[04:56:11] Alright now go for the top scut, top scut, top scut, top scut.

[04:56:20] Now start pinging on top of the Ergot and then you're going to go kill him with your jazz.

[04:56:24] Go top, go top now.

[04:56:25] Now start, walk to him, walk to him, walk to him and then ping.

[04:56:29] You walk first then you ping.

[04:56:30] Alright now press W and walk at him.

[04:56:33] Do not engage with R, do not engage with R.

[04:56:36] Q e e e e yes, yes, yes, yes

[04:56:43] Okay, now take the wave take the wave remember we take the wave that's daddy's minions

[04:56:47] Yeah, so now you're gonna go for the gromp the gromp gromp

[04:56:51] Daddy wants his mania

[04:56:54] Yes, he does

[04:56:58] Daddy likes getting all that gold doesn't he yes, yes daddy does

[04:57:02] okay so now play for the wolves and then you're gonna keep clearing towards bot

[04:57:07] if they keep pushing bot it's a free double kill for you Kira

[04:57:11] go

[04:57:20] all right okay so I want you to take these raptors after these raptors you're

[04:57:24] gonna walk straight bot okay coach what am I doing saying coach they're just

[04:57:28] shit talking to them but it's like think of it like it's like NPCs on the sim so

[04:57:32] you're gonna pay attention to what they're saying exactly you just ignore

[04:57:36] them fucking NPCs so type it go to the bugs and then type fucking NPCs

[04:57:51] nice okay so now play for the crugs and then after that you're gonna look for

[04:57:56] the Diego you see the Diego on your mini-map right walk to him go this is your

[04:58:02] fight press W and walk to him press W and go press W and go now go go

[04:58:11] they go go go go you got it nice good are good are good are okay chase chase

[04:58:19] It's not enough. It's not enough for daddy daddy wants more

[04:58:26] All right now take this minning wave and then afterwards you can recall

[04:58:33] Yes, he does

[04:58:36] Listen daddy's a hard worker daddy deserves everything

[04:58:39] Yeah, yeah

[04:58:46] So now right-click that no, no, no, okay, okay

[04:58:50] So now open shop undo press the undo you want the deaths dance so the last thing yep, there you go now watch it to dragon

[04:58:58] The dragon hold tab how many dragons you have

[04:59:02] This is gonna be the soul if you get this one you get the fourth dragon

[04:59:05] How do you feel how many dragons you have?

[04:59:07] So you see how it's like, there's like four slots and you have like little things in three of them?

[04:59:12] Like on the top of the uh, on the top of the, do you see it or no?

[04:59:16] Yeah.

[04:59:16] Okay.

[04:59:18] Right there.

[04:59:19] Yep.

[04:59:24] Okay, Jynxie, you're gonna do a smite fight here.

[04:59:26] So no, no, no, keep hitting the dragon.

[04:59:27] At 1400 you're smiting, okay?

[04:59:30] We're practicing under pressure smite fight.

[04:59:32] 1400, I wanted to watch it like a hawk.

[04:59:35] watch it like a hawk! Watch it like a hawk!

[04:59:38] NOOOOOOO!

[04:59:39] Featuring too much!

[04:59:42] YES!

[04:59:43] YES!

[04:59:44] Q!

[04:59:45] YES!

[04:59:46] YES!

[04:59:48] YEET!!!!!

[04:59:51] Bro how's it going with 1400?

[04:59:52] How's it going?

[04:59:53] Because when your smite is fully upgraded, right?

[04:59:57] It does a thousand four hundred damage.

[04:59:59] So it has three levels.

[05:00:00] There's 600, 1000, 1400.

[05:00:06] Bro that's insane. Yep. Okay, so now listen bop to top full clear bop to top full clear now

[05:00:16] All right, and you can't buy any items yet, so you're gonna have to wait for the death stands

[05:00:20] So now we're gonna go for your crugs. You're gonna clear all the way up

[05:00:27] Dude, I'm telling you your soul carrying I

[05:00:29] I hope you know this, Viego just got on after a long day of his 9-5 and he was hoping to

[05:00:37] play against some kind of easy teammate before he goes to bed, but he asked to fucking jungle

[05:00:43] against Janksy Warwick.

[05:00:46] How does it feel to ruin his day?

[05:00:48] I feel good, I feel like the best jungler in his game.

[05:00:52] That's what I like to share.

[05:00:53] So now play for the Krugs, then afterwards it's Raptors, Wolves, Gromp, Blue.

[05:00:58] Now I want you to already start thinking, Jyncey.

[05:01:00] What do you think a play could be?

[05:01:02] Talk to me.

[05:01:02] Look at the minimap.

[05:01:03] Talk to me.

[05:01:04] Baron's looking sexy.

[05:01:06] Baron's looking sexy, but the thing about Baron

[05:01:08] is that it's kind of hard to kill, right?

[05:01:10] Yeah.

[05:01:11] Now what other timer do you see on the minimap?

[05:01:16] I see his red buff.

[05:01:18] His red.

[05:01:19] So why don't we just take our, you know what?

[05:01:22] Go to his red.

[05:01:23] Go to his red.

[05:01:24] Jyncey, why don't we just fuck his ass on his red?

[05:01:27] Like why would we farm our own camps?

[05:01:29] Okay, go mid first, mid first zone, mid first zone, mid first.

[05:01:32] W, W, W, so you get more movement speed, and run at him.

[05:01:40] Alright, hold on, QQQQ.

[05:01:42] Close.

[05:01:43] Wait, how did I die then?

[05:01:45] Wait, so that's me? Wait, wait, wait, that's me?

[05:01:48] What the fuck?

[05:01:49] So, the thing is that that champion is called Viego.

[05:01:52] When he kills someone, he can steal their champion for 5 seconds.

[05:01:58] WHAT?!

[05:01:59] YUP!

[05:02:02] Why are my piece of shit lard of shit, sack of shit, loser idiot teammates voting to surrender?

[05:02:09] Because they're NPCs, right?

[05:02:13] So now, Jinxie, we don't have to type, we don't have to type.

[05:02:17] Press escape, press escape, open up your shop.

[05:02:19] Okay, that's one hit.

[05:02:23] Okay, now buy the Death Snaps, so now we're going to want to walk straight, okay?

[05:02:29] Actually, go straight bot.

[05:02:31] Go straight bot and drone bot.

[05:02:33] BOT, drone bot.

[05:02:35] drone.

[05:02:36] Keep running, keep running, keep running.

[05:02:38] Hover over your W.

[05:02:40] Like, okay, keep running.

[05:02:42] Just keep running, keep running, keep running.

[05:02:44] Press W, press W now.

[05:02:45] Press W now, W now, okay?

[05:02:47] Now follow the bud sun. Follow the bud sun. They want you.

[05:02:50] Oh, Ar- Oh, oh, oh, this is a delicious jang-si.

[05:02:54] Oh, daddy wants a destiny!

[05:02:56] Okay, you're gonna run. Now, you might not be able to do this.

[05:03:00] Actually, flash R. Flash in an R. You can do it.

[05:03:05] Okay. Now, man, just say it's blue then. Just say it's blue.

[05:03:09] Sorry, catch. Sorry, catch.

[05:03:10] It's okay. Now listen, after it's blue, after it's blue, bot's got it.

[05:03:15] Take the bot's cuddle. Bot's got it. Bot's got it.

[05:03:17] Okay, that's gone. Go to the red. You're red. And they're just gonna folk their upwards

[05:03:23] Coach on level 16 my penis is a wrecked coach level 16 my penis is hard coach. Okay, so what do we do?

[05:03:29] It's a hard cock jing see jerk off

[05:03:37] Okay

[05:03:39] As long as they're but the age of 18 and they consent yep

[05:03:44] All right, so now

[05:03:46] Finish the Raptors and then look on the Wolves blue grump.

[05:03:52] Wolves blue grump. Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.

[05:03:55] So now, Jynxie, you're going to have to drone mid because it looked like they were running towards mid.

[05:04:00] And when we get to this stage of the game, we need to be with our team, remember?

[05:04:04] So you're going to take the blue buff and then you're going to walk towards mid.

[05:04:10] Walk towards mid and then drone while walking.

[05:04:12] So right click on the minimap, now check.

[05:04:14] check check again good so now good good this is chill i pressed lb pressed lb pressed lb

[05:04:22] pressed lb pressed lb all right hold the blood sign behind me behind me actually go for this go

[05:04:29] for this nice okay q and then e q a on her on her on her yep just keep chasing okay go

[05:04:37] Go mid, go back mid, go back mid.

[05:04:47] Okay, um, that's fine.

[05:04:49] So what you're gonna do now is go

[05:04:52] uh, fight, fight, fight, fight, E, DMM, R.

[05:04:55] You can't do anything else, you just have to like, try fighting.

[05:05:00] Okay, so, Jynxie, the reason why that went bad

[05:05:03] was because you overchased the enemy

[05:05:06] And when they got on your team, you weren't there to help.

[05:05:09] So you going on the enemies there at first was good,

[05:05:13] but then when they ran away and you couldn't catch up to them,

[05:05:16] you needed to go for a different plan, okay?

[05:05:19] Yeah, yes, okay.

[05:05:20] It's like, think of it like imagine you can choose

[05:05:23] a mystery box and it's like you get to eat something.

[05:05:26] It's like, oh cool.

[05:05:27] But then if they lift up the mystery box

[05:05:29] and you see a pile of a sumo wrestler shit,

[05:05:32] are you still gonna wanna eat it?

[05:05:34] No, no.

[05:05:35] No, exactly, right?

[05:05:37] So it could have looked good,

[05:05:38] but then when we have more information,

[05:05:40] we're like, eh, I don't know if I want it.

[05:05:42] So that's how you have to also treat games of league, right?

[05:05:45] And it's about observing.

[05:05:46] So now you're gonna wanna go for the dragon.

[05:05:48] So I click this perc visage.

[05:05:52] Okay, now, spam ping the dragon.

[05:05:55] You need your team with you on this.

[05:05:58] Good, okay.

[05:06:00] Now follow the bud sun.

[05:06:01] Okay, go for this, go for this, go for the dragon,

[05:06:03] go for the dragon, go for the dragon,

[05:06:04] go for the dragon, go for the dragon.

[05:06:05] This is good, this is good, this is good, just go on it.

[05:06:08] I think he's on it.

[05:06:09] Okay, Jynx, remember, 1,400.

[05:06:11] If he's doing it, you smite at 1,400.

[05:06:14] Okay, now your team is, okay, so now do it.

[05:06:16] Do it, no, no, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.

[05:06:22] Okay, and remember, 1,400, okay?

[05:06:25] 1,400.

[05:06:28] Yes!

[05:06:30] Now, pass on, that's good.

[05:06:31] Please kill the Warwick. Please kill him. No! Yes!

[05:06:36] That's good. That's good.

[05:06:37] Okay bro, we keep getting the dragons. I mean we can win this, right?

[05:06:39] Yep, you still got this. You still got this.

[05:06:41] So now, what we're gonna have to do is we're gonna have to baron out of base here.

[05:06:45] Also, the reason why you lost that is because you didn't are fast enough on the Viego after the elder was already gone.

[05:06:53] Okay, I got you. I will do that. I will do that. Sorry.

[05:06:56] Okay, understood.

[05:06:57] It's okay.

[05:06:58] Yes sir.

[05:06:59] Yes, sensei

[05:07:01] Sorry, you got this shit though. You're good, bro. This game feels winnable even though we're down kills

[05:07:06] We've got all the dragons at this game is pinnable, bro. We can fucking win this dead ass

[05:07:11] Like I know we can win. I'm telling you bro. It's your game. This is your moment

[05:07:19] So now listen what you're gonna have to do is you're gonna have to look towards the baron here, okay?

[05:07:25] And I want to start paying the baron you're gonna do a sneaky baron go through the

[05:07:29] Go through your jungle. Do not walk through mid. Do not walk through mid or else they're gonna see. Yep, there you go

[05:07:34] Now walk to the baron and then just start pinging it. So ping on the baron and on top of your jacks

[05:07:41] So now ping on the jacks and now on the baron

[05:07:44] Good. This is good. You're directing it. There you go. He listened. Now do this shit

[05:07:50] Sneaky baron. Sneaky baron! My first sneaky baron!

[05:07:56] It's sneaky. We need to be quiet

[05:07:59] Okay, R on him, R on him, R on him, R on him, R on him!

[05:08:13] Yes! Finish the Baron! Finish the Baron! Finish the Baron!

[05:08:18] They can, they can! They walk! Look if they can! They might!

[05:08:23] Okay, so Jinxie, that was-

[05:08:24] Yeeeeeeeet! Yeeeeeeeet!

[05:08:27] YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

[05:08:30] YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

[05:08:31] So now open your shop open your shop with sippin buy an item

[05:08:35] Not yet. Okay

[05:08:37] You know we're gonna do okay

[05:08:39] I want you to open your shop open your shop and right click those last two bottom items in your inventory

[05:08:46] The last two the the the orange thing and the the anal bead no no in your inventory

[05:08:53] The orange thing and the anal bead right click them

[05:08:55] yep yep down and the bride on the right of it yep and then yep and then I want

[05:09:01] you to search up where it says click here to search search R A N D yep now

[05:09:08] right click that that's gonna be the item you're gonna build next yep okay so

[05:09:14] now walk out of base your team is winning Jinx but they need you with you

[05:09:17] they need me they need the king they need the king they need to go dude they need

[05:09:24] You they need you more than anyone's ever needed you before they're there on their knees

[05:09:29] Jinxie with moisture running down their legs. Please Jinxie. We need you. So what are you gonna do?

[05:09:36] W and any what no, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, we don't need to yet

[05:09:40] Hey, now back up a bit back up a bit because your team is starting to die. So we back up back up

[05:09:44] We don't want to fight don't want to fight

[05:09:48] Now walk top top there's a top inhibitor that's up you see how it's exposed

[05:09:53] so let's walk up and let's see if we can hit it now back up back up beer

[05:09:58] about coming through all right Q all right good you said you back up back up

[05:10:06] back up he foshes away that's good you got a flash so now walk walk away

[05:10:10] keep on it now go on the vehicle on the vehicle yes yes yes yes yes okay now

[05:10:16] walk walk up walk up walk up walk up you team is fighting you team is fighting

[05:10:21] The team is fighting.

[05:10:23] You got this.

[05:10:24] Run with them.

[05:10:25] Run with them.

[05:10:26] Okay, back up, back up, back up, back up.

[05:10:29] This is fun.

[05:10:30] Your team is coming in.

[05:10:31] Now, now you're gonna have to hit the turret, the turret, the turret, the big turret.

[05:10:34] Now for the Nexus.

[05:10:35] For the Nexus.

[05:10:36] Yes.

[05:10:37] Yes.

[05:10:38] Yes.

[05:10:39] Yes.

[05:10:40] Yes.

[05:10:41] Okay.

[05:10:42] Good.

[05:10:43] Good.

[05:10:44] Okay, this is good.

[05:10:45] This is good, JNC.

[05:10:46] Keep fighting.

[05:10:47] Keep fighting.

[05:10:48] Now go for the Nexus.

[05:10:49] Hit the Nexus.

[05:10:50] Yes! Yes! You did it! Iron Two!

[05:11:11] That's your first ever promotion in League of Legends. How does it feel?

[05:11:17] I feel so happy bro. I hit iron 2 though. I'm so happy bro.

[05:11:23] Oh my god.

[05:11:25] Now do you want to hear something crazy Jengzee?

[05:11:28] Yeah.

[05:11:29] Your journey started at iron 1. So all you need is 5 more wins and it's like you're starting from the beginning again.

[05:11:38] Oh wow. I really put my all into this game bro.

[05:11:43] Now, can I show you something that is going to blow your mind?

[05:11:48] I want to show you something.

[05:11:49] So you see right under where it says promoted to Iron II.

[05:11:53] You see how it says W17L22?

[05:11:57] That's your win rate, Jynxxy.

[05:11:58] What was it on the first day of your League of Legends grind?

[05:12:02] Zero wins, eight losses.

[05:12:04] Zero wins, eight losses.

[05:12:06] And now you're at a point, Jynxxy, where you've been winning so much that you are flying through

[05:12:11] these ranks tearing through them like a bad out of fucking hell.

[05:12:19] Like bro I don't I don't even know what to say. I just want to thank um the academy. I want to

[05:12:26] thank my mom, my dad, I want to thank Dantez, my coach bro like I I bro people said I couldn't

[05:12:33] even hang an iron form. People said I couldn't even hang an iron form but now I'm ironed too.

[05:12:39] now I'm iron too like now I'm iron fucking too man all right no Jin see I'm

[05:12:47] gonna be back in one minute so you can rubble in this moment and then it's

[05:12:52] only 15 minutes so clash one second chat 15 minutes until clash bro 15 minutes

[05:13:01] 15 minutes until clash bro, wow, wow, wow, like money in a set, chat does xqc want to

[05:13:17] play me in chess? Does xqc want to play me in chess? No, because we'll fucking flood

[05:13:26] Well, Astral Turf, uh, fucking Twitter full of fucking bots that just say, that just glaze the team, but this guy's always angry.

[05:13:34] Does this guy want to, uh, uh, does this guy want to, want to be one of chess?

[05:13:40] Yeah, somebody's calling me.

[05:13:49] I don't see the call.

[05:13:52] Okay, let me call him, let me call him.

[05:13:53] Let me call him, let me call him.

[05:13:57] Bro has not, has XQC met Gontez?

[05:14:00] Chat, when Gontez gets back to his set up,

[05:14:01] tell him to join the group call.

[05:14:10] Call him.

[05:14:15] Yo!

[05:14:16] Yo, I'm out of XQC and chess.

[05:14:18] Who do you got winning?

[05:14:20] Dude you're gonna fucking destroy him

[05:14:23] Bro wait wait have y'all met each other you an ex we played repo once yo

[05:14:29] Yo ex what's up, bro?

[05:14:33] I have you like

[05:14:35] Yeah, so man. What's up ex? How you been, bro?

[05:14:38] Pretty good. I was looking at CSD was to buy it. I'm trying to buy a CSD

[05:14:43] God you're so rich, bro. Yo, um ex do you uh, do you remember dot test at all?

[05:14:49] Do you remember Doc's ass?

[05:14:50] The way Daniel, the goat.

[05:14:52] Yo, it's good PVC.

[05:14:54] Yo, yo, yo.

[05:14:55] But hey, did you know, by the way,

[05:14:57] that that devil, but then I got my ears.

[05:14:59] But I thought you down plug it.

[05:15:01] Did you know that you can have a personality

[05:15:03] that isn't just your stupid ass fucking bum ass mic

[05:15:06] and up where your quality person from.

[05:15:09] Yo, X, X, X, sorry, not all of us are bajillionaires

[05:15:12] like you bro.

[05:15:14] You don't have to log anymore.

[05:15:15] You've made it far enough, okay?

[05:15:16] You're not Ron, you're not T1.

[05:15:18] Like, bro, come on, bro.

[05:15:21] Okay, no, but X, you don't get it, bro.

[05:15:23] The reason why I have this headset is so that when I hear

[05:15:25] my own voice, it makes me agitated

[05:15:27] so I can be more entertaining.

[05:15:29] Mm, yeah, I used to have that with my older headset,

[05:15:32] but it's gone now.

[05:15:33] Bro, so X, are you, what's the deal with you and League, bro?

[05:15:37] Dante has told me you're silver.

[05:15:39] I'm not silver.

[05:15:40] I mean, I'm not a lie.

[05:15:42] I've never been silver, even when the game came out.

[05:15:45] Like, I've never been silver.

[05:15:47] It's never happened.

[05:15:48] Okay, um, so let me, let me ask you a question.

[05:15:53] Excellent. Is there any difference between iron and diamond? Yes or no?

[05:15:59] Um, well, say what,

[05:16:02] say what the real ranks are nothing, nothing.

[05:16:07] Then, then there's iron, but then the next thing after iron is actually

[05:16:12] mid diamond, early diamond is still shite.

[05:16:15] Okay, X your fucking warping bro in season five you were called for dude. Not possible. What you lied about

[05:16:24] James fucking the seats he's lying bro check this out bro you lied about emerald acts this guy sounds like some fucking like some

[05:16:32] Mark kid at school like

[05:16:36] Way to act stop looking at your account dude you never

[05:16:40] Dude

[05:16:45] Oh, he hit Emerald this season.

[05:16:47] Bro, Dantez, what the heck, bro?

[05:16:49] No, no, no, go look at the games playing it.

[05:16:51] I literally placed my accounts,

[05:16:53] like, three games and then not playing the accounts.

[05:16:56] Okay.

[05:16:57] So, Dantez, what do you think of his stats?

[05:16:59] Like, what you're looking at here?

[05:17:00] Like, are these good stats?

[05:17:01] Chad, give me the web app machine.

[05:17:02] Chad, give me the web app machine and the battle stats.

[05:17:04] Whoa, listen, listen.

[05:17:06] The good thing about X2CS that he's improving, right?

[05:17:09] Because like, season five to season six,

[05:17:11] he went from gold four to gold five,

[05:17:13] which is like a bit of a derangue.

[05:17:14] rank, but then in season seven, he brought it back all the way to gold one. So the thing

[05:17:18] is that we know that X can increase his skill at the game. So there's a chance that he might

[05:17:24] perform tonight.

[05:17:25] Okay, so also also also also don't they match make us a thing is because of our rank. So

[05:17:31] I'm lopping as a as an over a master.

[05:17:34] Uh, coach, we have a problem by that coach.

[05:17:39] Yeah, I mean,

[05:17:40] Yeah, wait, what's up, Jamesy?

[05:17:41] Who's the coach? There's no easy-ass coach.

[05:17:43] Damn.

[05:17:44] Wait, what do you mean there's no I'm a coach?

[05:17:46] Yo, X...

[05:17:47] But you play... Okay, generally, you only play one role in one character.

[05:17:51] I would listen to more like Tyler.

[05:17:53] He plays all roles, all characters.

[05:17:54] And he knows more about the game than you.

[05:17:56] Okay, so let me ask you a question, X.

[05:17:58] Is LeBron's coach better than him at basketball? Yes or no?

[05:18:01] Who's LeBron's?

[05:18:03] LeBron James, bro.

[05:18:05] Is his coach better than him at basketball? Yes or no?

[05:18:08] No.

[05:18:09] Exactly. So the thing is X, that sometimes the best coaches in the game are the ones that don't play, coaches don't play X.

[05:18:17] This is true. This is true.

[05:18:18] Does that make sense?

[05:18:19] Yeah, but then you need to have a track record as a coach.

[05:18:22] What's a track record? Give me some results here.

[05:18:24] Bro, he got me. Bro, he got me from iron four to iron two, dude.

[05:18:28] Yup.

[05:18:29] That's true.

[05:18:31] Yo, X, by the way, bro, I have to bring this up, bro, because I'm a little bit concerned.

[05:18:36] I need to like if we're gonna be a team in this tournament tonight like we need to be open about everything X

[05:18:42] You have a 25 win percentage this season, bro. What's going on?

[05:18:45] That's not sure yeah four wins 12 losses in your last 16 games played, bro

[05:18:50] That's because I promote to emerald and some games talking shit, right?

[05:18:53] And what I did is that I just toss this game because I exactly like it so as a you know, you know, buddy at 0 LP

[05:19:00] I'm tough and I toss this shit through

[05:19:01] I might be in here, GG.

[05:19:03] I've been in what we call an Elo terrorist in my games,

[05:19:06] where I hold a lobby hostage.

[05:19:08] You wanna talk some shit, it's all good.

[05:19:10] I'm feeling it.

[05:19:11] I'm not pushing it.

[05:19:13] I couldn't give a shit.

[05:19:14] In X, that's why I knew you'd be a great addition

[05:19:16] to this team, bro, because you also commit Elo terrorism, bro.

[05:19:20] And that's what we do.

[05:19:21] You have to, you have to.

[05:19:21] We need five fucking sociopaths

[05:19:23] that we're gonna win this shit.

[05:19:24] Yeah.

[05:19:25] Like if you really think about it,

[05:19:27] I want you to think about this very carefully.

[05:19:28] Like a lot of players don't deserve their rank, right?

[05:19:30] and they alarm as they deserve it, right?

[05:19:32] You have to gatekeep them.

[05:19:33] Yeah, like you are the ill equalizer.

[05:19:36] You make ranked tolerable by bringing them down.

[05:19:41] The good players will always rise.

[05:19:43] The bad players will go down

[05:19:44] and they won't be able to go back up.

[05:19:45] Wait, wait, no, 100% X, 100%, bro.

[05:19:49] Wait, Dantes, we need to add Tyler and Humps.

[05:19:51] I can add Tyler, but you got Humps?

[05:19:53] Yep, I got him.

[05:19:56] God, this is gonna be beef.

[05:19:59] I'm already feeling it.

[05:20:00] Also acts just letting you know I'm gonna be your support this game and I have quite an off meta strategy.

[05:20:05] Oh wait.

[05:20:05] No, no, no.

[05:20:06] I thought we're doing, I thought we're doing that.

[05:20:09] A-Ram's on it.

[05:20:10] Nope, it's not A-Ram.

[05:20:11] No, it's not A-Ram, bro.

[05:20:12] It's something that's Riff.

[05:20:13] It's Riff.

[05:20:13] This is the Riff, bro.

[05:20:15] We're in the fuckin' Riff.

[05:20:17] A-Ram.

[05:20:18] The hell?

[05:20:20] Bro, this is P-Summoner's Riff, bro.

[05:20:23] Wait, T1, Taka T.

[05:20:25] Yaaaw!

[05:20:27] No, it's a Pums.

[05:20:28] Yeah, are you doing? Yo, what's up, bro? Nice to meet you, man.

[05:20:33] Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Wait, what is Tyler's thing? Oh, no, I'm about to leave my task manager.

[05:20:39] Yo, add Tyler. Dude, I can't add Tyler. Oh, wait, he sent me a friend request. I'll come and bring him in.

[05:20:45] Bro, I'm excited. I'm nervy.

[05:20:49] All right. Dude, this is literally like the League of Legends Avengers right now.

[05:20:53] This is what I'm saying, bro. This is exactly what I'm saying.

[05:20:56] Also, guys, listen, everybody needs to buy the premium clash tickets, so everyone needs a premium one.

[05:21:04] Isn't that just for skins?

[05:21:06] Yeah, but it's to show that we're all locked in and we're all trying our hardest to win.

[05:21:10] How do we buy the premium?

[05:21:12] That's a different dollars.

[05:21:15] Bro, buy it.

[05:21:16] So, Jinxie, the way that you do it is you open the clash tab and then on your clash tab,

[05:21:21] you're going to see that there's like a little ticket and then there's like a shiny silver ticket.

[05:21:26] You need to buy the shiny silver. Yes.

[05:21:30] But why?

[05:21:31] Because X, the thing is that if you win the crash tourney

[05:21:34] and you have the premium ticket, you get better skins, bro.

[05:21:38] I bought three.

[05:21:41] All right, Mr. Moneybacks.

[05:21:43] OK, OK, wait, I need to buy it.

[05:21:44] Oh, I bought the wrong one.

[05:21:46] Oh, no.

[05:21:48] OK, but wait, what kind of ADCs you play

[05:21:51] because I need to I need to bottom my job.

[05:21:52] I J playing most of them.

[05:21:55] Like, okay, I play at, okay, at mid emerald or more,

[05:22:01] I can play only three of them probably.

[05:22:04] Like, I can play, yo, yo, my MF is fucking insane.

[05:22:10] MF, Kate, Ash, I can play top level,

[05:22:12] but then I had like Corky, Cog,

[05:22:18] dude, I played Lucian, okay, Trist.

[05:22:22] Bro, so basically the you're probably going to have to end up playing an ADC.

[05:22:28] That's very self remind and self sufficient.

[05:22:30] Which I'm saying at which, um, bro, yeah, yeah, you're going to give the chills.

[05:22:37] And when you see, when you see, I start fucking spewing buddy, buddy,

[05:22:42] you think this would be a, you'll see.

[05:22:43] Like, so yeah, because Don says plays a little bit often out of what's

[05:22:47] support is not going to be with you that much.

[05:22:49] Yeah.

[05:22:49] It's what are you going to play?

[05:22:51] I'm gonna play Pantheon and I'm gonna operate as a second jungler this game

[05:22:56] Yeah, I just just walking like I'm not far Jin self-reliant without a support. He's gonna be Roman

[05:23:01] Yep, so like guys this is gonna be my game plan. Okay, just so everyone's aware

[05:23:05] I'm gonna be playing the map like a demon bro. I'm gonna be taking control. We're gonna be having the communications

[05:23:12] It's gonna be good

[05:23:13] So as long as we can lock it down in the bot role, right?

[05:23:16] And as long as we get priority med, we're gonna fucking demolish every single team. But dude, where's Tonka?

[05:23:23] Yeah, we need big Tonka tea in here, bro

[05:23:26] But yeah, yeah, we need that. Hamza Hamza. Have you hit a challenger?

[05:23:32] I'm challenger currently challenger for 10 years. Holy Dante has got more than years. Yeah, it's a season three

[05:23:38] No, no, no, I started season three. What?

[05:23:41] 80 C the hardest and the shittiest actually okay, I mean you can't have anything

[05:23:47] I'll play the role then it's not good. No, that's why I'm gonna play the I could play I could fill bro

[05:23:51] What are you on on your on your a game? No, no, I can play fill I can leave get every wrong GM every role

[05:23:59] But like 80 C I can like I can play coffee. I'm actually

[05:24:02] About as much good as I'm actually really good top. I go bang bro. Just play it. See trust me

[05:24:09] comfortable with anything okay but if we lose the game are we out yes yes two

[05:24:14] yes two or three we lose we have to lose one game the next one rolls in and

[05:24:17] you start caring no it's uh those losers bracket so like if you lose then

[05:24:24] you play the losers bracket good god bro I'd rather jerk off with a boxing

[05:24:28] okay guys we need to make a team team name the overdogs all right my bad I

[05:24:36] I was saying we need to make a team name, but do we wait for Tyler or should we do it now?

[05:24:40] Yeah, wait for Tyler. Bro, wait for Tyler. Bro, Tyler's playing Mortal Kombat. What the hell?

[05:24:48] Or no Street Fighter. He's nice at it. He's like masters.

[05:24:55] No, it isn't like fighting games super easy because you just fucking click buttons.

[05:24:59] Bro, isn't that every game if you actually reduce it to that? Dude, we put the minion icon

[05:25:04] like this and we go to the mischievous bro that name's a little bit I don't know

[05:25:12] I don't know about I was thinking more along the lines of like Jiddy and the

[05:25:16] victims okay no no wait I got knocked out by Alex

[05:25:26] wait actually don't know who Jiddy is dude no who's that Jesus Christ bro no

[05:25:33] Don't worry about it, bro

[05:25:37] We're not naming our team shitty and the why is it the big salad II guy

[05:25:49] So Tyler

[05:25:52] How much better are you than Dante's at League of Legends like time dude?

[05:25:56] You cannot fucking compare me and Dante's you hear me? Oh, dude Tyler if you're like a nine

[05:26:01] I'm like an 8.5. Let's keep it a stock. Oh, she's not you play. I mean he plays one character on one role in his

[05:26:08] Science Challenger I said that I said that sometimes

[05:26:15] Interjecting Bo yes has been gold for eight years. I said that I said that

[05:26:22] Yeah, I don't listen the only person hit challenger in five roles in NA

[05:26:26] Okay.

[05:26:27] On a fresh level 30 account, leveled from bot games, absolutely.

[05:26:33] Wow.

[05:26:34] From bots to challenger on every single account.

[05:26:36] Yes.

[05:26:37] Guys, you guys, put the icon, okay, put the icon with the hood, right, purple, and regardless

[05:26:45] of the disciples.

[05:26:46] Bro, these names are good.

[05:26:48] Tyler, we were waiting for you.

[05:26:50] What do you mean?

[05:26:51] And that's good.

[05:26:52] What?

[05:26:53] I'm scared.

[05:26:54] I know you're waiting on me.

[05:26:55] Your fucking chat keeps spamming me.

[05:26:56] Punch my fucking monitor!

[05:26:57] You guys control these motherfuckers?

[05:26:59] No, no, we didn't send them there, bro.

[05:27:01] They just said you're playing actually.

[05:27:02] Okay, control them!

[05:27:03] Okay, then put the hood guy on orange

[05:27:05] and recall us of the interlopers.

[05:27:08] Dude, what the fuck is an interloper?

[05:27:10] Maybe we just call us the dark.

[05:27:12] That's fucking hard, man.

[05:27:13] What?

[05:27:15] Okay.

[05:27:16] Tyler, do you have an idea for a team name?

[05:27:18] We haven't been able to agree on one yet.

[05:27:20] Yeah, we're waiting for you, Tyler.

[05:27:21] Here, how about I just choose the best guys, okay?

[05:27:24] Dante's, what was your idea?

[05:27:25] I said, Jettie and the victims.

[05:27:27] Okay.

[05:27:28] Okay.

[05:27:29] You laugh.

[05:27:30] Okay. Here's mine.

[05:27:31] I know because he's so fucking deranged.

[05:27:33] Mine is the Darth Maul, the Darth Maul.

[05:27:37] Okay.

[05:27:37] What is that, bro?

[05:27:39] It's ball knowledge, bro.

[05:27:41] It's ball knowledge.

[05:27:41] X, what's your name?

[05:27:42] Darth Maul?

[05:27:43] The Darth Maul.

[05:27:44] Yeah. What's yours, bro?

[05:27:47] I said it.

[05:27:48] The disciples.

[05:27:49] Me, how?

[05:27:50] Me, how?

[05:27:51] And then Hamza?

[05:27:52] Or is your?

[05:27:53] The heathens.

[05:27:54] Okay, I'm gonna just go nameless guys.

[05:27:58] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[05:27:59] God damn it.

[05:28:00] How about LARPers?

[05:28:02] Yeah, how about we go to no name?

[05:28:04] Bro, no one even knows what LARPing means, bro.

[05:28:06] They just fucking say it, bro.

[05:28:07] I'm done with that fucking annoying ass fucking word.

[05:28:10] Let's call it a good, let's get a good team name, bro.

[05:28:13] Okay, but we need to choose a team name.

[05:28:16] But guys, it needs to also have a three letter tag.

[05:28:20] So it needs to be a team name with a three letter tag.

[05:28:22] Um, maybe just what about, what about intruders short into ING?

[05:28:29] Maybe the predators, I think.

[05:28:32] I don't know.

[05:28:33] Be honest, that's a good one.

[05:28:34] Like in the bushes, in the bushes, like obviously in game.

[05:28:37] And then we could call it a ING, like in game in our tag.

[05:28:43] Uh, okay.

[05:28:44] Is everyone down for the predators ING?

[05:28:47] I'm not down, but you can do it.

[05:28:49] You can do it.

[05:28:50] Okay.

[05:28:50] Let's do it.

[05:28:51] It's either that or tampon strings one of the two. No, what is this ticket stuff for? Do we need this?

[05:28:57] Yes, no, no, we don't need it. It's just like you buy it, bro

[05:29:01] I've never actually played clash for my life guys. What? Okay, so listen Tyler Tyler

[05:29:07] You have to buy the $10 premium clash ticket because it shows that you're locked in and you're trying to win

[05:29:14] Did he give me $10?

[05:29:16] Are you wait really?

[05:29:18] Do not mind the fuck it is it blue essence? Nobody has the actual fucking

[05:29:25] Essence one I just bought an essence one. I just bought us. No dude. No it needs to be the premium

[05:29:30] We need no I'm not spit doctors. I am a magnetic rage baited. Is it is gonna be a two hours of rage bait

[05:29:35] It's not baby bro Tyler Tyler. I

[05:29:39] Got one

[05:29:48] Bro, Tyler very drops his kids off to school in a private jet and he's unwilling to buy a premium ticket. That's why I've watched

[05:29:55] I would they still stay at home you clown

[05:30:00] Bro, bro, I didn't even get the ticket bro. Fuck that

[05:30:04] I gave you one of it

[05:30:06] You gave me a ticket X. Yeah, it's like a gift thing except it. Whoa. How do I accept it?

[05:30:12] Okay notifications

[05:30:14] No, I don't I don't have anything acts. I don't have a gift

[05:30:18] Wait, yeah, I gotta do your rolls.

[05:30:19] I'll do it again, I'll do it again.

[05:30:21] Uh, it's just Jinxy.

[05:30:22] Basically, your hands are here.

[05:30:23] Locking phase means 42 minutes.

[05:30:26] It means that you have 42 minutes to lock in,

[05:30:27] and then you're eliminated if you don't.

[05:30:28] Oh, thank you, X.

[05:30:29] Thank you.

[05:30:29] Oh, OK.

[05:30:30] Well done.

[05:30:31] OK, so now Jinxy, choose the jungle roll,

[05:30:34] and then we can lock in and we're ready for action.

[05:30:37] That was before.

[05:30:40] Bro, I run this fucking game.

[05:30:41] Wait, so what happens if we lose?

[05:30:42] Wait, well, what's your rank now, Jinxy?

[05:30:44] Thanks.

[05:30:45] Oh, Tyler, my rank is Iron Two.

[05:30:47] I am too

[05:30:49] Wait from iron for

[05:30:53] Yeah, he was on the brink of

[05:30:56] Nice actually your mic you just exploded it

[05:31:03] We have a problem guys we have actually a big problem. What's it what team skill disparity?

[05:31:08] There is a large skill gap between your teammates this may be only conjures this may result in harder matchup

[05:31:14] Wait, am I gonna be playing as a challenger jungler?

[05:31:16] Possibly a toddler.

[05:31:17] At least D1 and up.

[05:31:18] Everybody is doing it.

[05:31:19] I'm gonna be fucking angry.

[05:31:20] I'm about to get real fucking violent.

[05:31:22] I'm not gonna lie.

[05:31:23] Oh, XCC, we're so scared.

[05:31:24] Why was that photo fucking loud?

[05:31:26] Tyler, I can flick you fucking meters away.

[05:31:29] FQC, I would snap over my knee.

[05:31:31] You're fucking cool.

[05:31:32] With your two fingers, I can crush you.

[05:31:34] Oh my god.

[05:31:35] I'm gonna have to give it to you.

[05:31:36] I'm gonna have to give it to Tyler on this one.

[05:31:37] He looks like he's on AIDS, bro.

[05:31:39] He literally looks like he's on fucking.

[05:31:40] Bro, I've lost 3rd, 25th, but no, I'm not.

[05:31:42] I've never done steroids in my life.

[05:31:44] are you maddie bro just stop it

[05:31:46] why maddie you fuck

[05:31:48] is titer natural or not

[05:31:50] i can't believe i said titer natural

[05:31:52] the fucking freak are you kidding me

[05:31:54] with these accusations

[05:31:56] dude i don't know bro you look like geo dude

[05:31:58] good one classic again

[05:32:00] we got to see a nice one

[05:32:02] are you stupid yes i'm natural

[05:32:04] that's cap it's been years everybody keeps saying you want several

[05:32:06] yeah you know you just

[05:32:08] you stay all the time

[05:32:10] you and geese stay all the time

[05:32:12] Since you started everybody been saying there's no way could be that big yes, there is I'm a

[05:32:17] genetic fucking freak of nature

[05:32:20] Okay college in college you were like massive when you barely worked out

[05:32:25] you don't

[05:32:27] Not even sure you know she's waiting wait. Oh wait. Do you know Tyler when Tyler was in college like ten years ago?

[05:32:33] I started watching Tyler way before even I've been

[05:32:37] So yeah, you agree that there's a chance Tyler might not be Natty

[05:32:42] I promise he's not naughty, there's no way.

[05:32:49] Okay, there's only one way to settle it, Tyler take a drug test on him right now.

[05:32:57] We said that, he never took that before, he was like a drug test, he never took one.

[05:33:02] What?

[05:33:03] I've never done that before.

[05:33:04] Guys, as you guys know nothing about working out if you think he's not naughty.

[05:33:08] Okay, that's not necessarily true because I actually look like a freak

[05:33:20] Who did you mute? I'll be honest

[05:33:23] buddy, buddy, you know you look like a fucked up a geo dude like you

[05:33:29] Guys you're mad that's great, bro, but X like I don't know if you're in the gym that much X like I don't know dude I

[05:33:35] I used to be like, do you know if someone's snotty or not? Seriously, by looking at it.

[05:33:40] Yeah, yeah, you can usually tell, okay?

[05:33:43] By the rate of development of the muscle and how it impacts the tissue around it and the veins a lot of times.

[05:33:51] So actually, do you think Tyler's snotty?

[05:33:53] We're putting its chuds.

[05:33:54] Okay.

[05:33:55] Dude, guys, enough about the discussion. We just got our first opponents.

[05:33:59] Oh, well, this is easy. Emerald Diamond, Diamond, Diamond Master. Oh, God.

[05:34:04] I dropped 30 kills. I dropped 30 kills.

[05:34:06] Okay, listen, listen, listen.

[05:34:08] Not the jungler.

[05:34:09] Okay, someone share screens and search up all of the people so we can figure out who to target ban.

[05:34:15] Dude, you're on to your dryer.

[05:34:17] We need to be banned by Janna and Zilean.

[05:34:19] No, no, because, guys, no, no, you don't understand.

[05:34:21] Sometimes a lead client is wrong with the actual information.

[05:34:24] So someone needs to share screens so we can target ban, please.

[05:34:27] Wait, their jungler is a master.

[05:34:30] Oh, fuck.

[05:34:31] We'll help you, we'll help you.

[05:34:33] Wait, can we still roll swap?

[05:34:35] Oh my god, I'm gonna roll diamond it.

[05:34:36] Can we still roll swap?

[05:34:38] No, no, no roll swapping.

[05:34:40] We're gonna kick that first round.

[05:34:41] We're gonna have a chance.

[05:34:42] No, we're fine.

[05:34:43] We're just free, trust.

[05:34:44] So all I have to do is not feed

[05:34:47] and you guys just drop 30, right?

[05:34:49] That's it.

[05:34:50] Just because I'm getting invaded,

[05:34:51] he's gonna get invaded.

[05:34:52] Guys, that was funny.

[05:34:53] I was like, diamond four is basically not diamond it.

[05:34:57] Okay, it's not diamond.

[05:34:59] It's just, it's just diamond.

[05:35:00] Wait, wait, wait, wait, where are you?

[05:35:02] Where are you, by the way?

[05:35:03] on emerald and before silver three brown

[05:35:07] look brown i'm gonna be honest x is coming in the hot with the red it takes right now

[05:35:12] so all that we have to do x me and you just can't do it bro we can't feed and we have three

[05:35:18] challengers in our team if we do feed they're gonna get over leveled in our challenge we're not

[05:35:22] gonna stop right there i have stopped right there you have got to stop calling godfish challenger

[05:35:26] Dude, Tyler, I'm the king of this world!

[05:35:29] Are you guys challenger?

[05:35:30] No, no, no, no, he's not just gonna be challenger though. He could be challenger.

[05:35:33] Dude, wait a second. Hold on a second.

[05:35:35] Hold on a second.

[05:35:36] Tyler, Tyler, you have been diamond for weeks now, bro.

[05:35:40] I don't even play that all. What do you think?

[05:35:42] Exactly! You have to sing Warcraft because, you know, you can't climb.

[05:35:46] That's not true. I'm barely playing.

[05:35:48] Okay, but here's the thing.

[05:35:49] That's the same thing you use every time, Tyler.

[05:35:51] Dante, can you be fair, bro?

[05:35:52] I'm in!

[05:35:53] Are you challenger on any other role besides hack room?

[05:35:56] Um, uh, probably support honesty.

[05:36:00] Like I think I'm, I think I'm challenger support level.

[05:36:03] Okay.

[05:36:03] There's a challenge.

[05:36:05] Yeah.

[05:36:05] I'm just saying that's lying.

[05:36:08] No, guys, guys, you're going to see this game.

[05:36:11] My map control and not pressure.

[05:36:13] I'm literally all over the map, like a fucking tortilla.

[05:36:16] You're going to see.

[05:36:17] Okay.

[05:36:17] Don't talk about this.

[05:36:18] You pick Bard.

[05:36:19] Okay.

[05:36:20] And just from a role.

[05:36:20] No, no, good.

[05:36:22] We gotta see his bar. We gotta see his bar.

[05:36:24] He's gonna have values. I can help the jungler.

[05:36:26] Listen. Listen. I'm gonna lock in Pantheon.

[05:36:29] I'm gonna solo kill the enemy jungler, level one on the red buff.

[05:36:31] And then I'm gonna invade them the rest of the game.

[05:36:33] Trust in the process.

[05:36:34] They're gonna be ghosting.

[05:36:35] Okay, but Hamza, if I get invaded, what should I do?

[05:36:38] Just band over and...

[05:36:39] I'll help you. Don't worry. I'll help you.

[05:36:40] We're gonna contest though.

[05:36:41] Guys, they have a boosted kitten.

[05:36:43] They have a...

[05:36:45] The muffin is a super boosted.

[05:36:47] This is good information you mean.

[05:36:48] Yeah.

[05:36:49] I was looking at the end game.

[05:36:51] Okay.

[05:36:52] Okay.

[05:36:53] Hey, hey, leave her alone.

[05:36:54] She's good at the game.

[05:36:55] Leave her alone.

[05:36:56] Okay.

[05:36:57] Oh, Tata 1 definitely might be staying in his table bound train and band and band into

[05:37:02] Tata 1.

[05:37:03] Okay.

[05:37:04] Bro, I've actually never played in a lobby at this high of a caliber before.

[05:37:07] I haven't played in a long time.

[05:37:08] I'm not going to have fun.

[05:37:09] No, no, no.

[05:37:10] Just go over it.

[05:37:11] Trust me.

[05:37:12] Trust me.

[05:37:13] We'll help you out.

[05:37:14] I'm not gonna have fun

[05:37:16] Just trust me trust me. We'll help you out. You just gotta go warwick and just full clear

[05:37:20] They're gonna invade you though. Have you been invaded before Hums? I've never been invaded, bro

[05:37:24] I don't know. I've never been evaded my ass. I'm tight

[05:37:28] Okay, you've been teaching him. No, no, just don't listen

[05:37:38] Guys it's a process. Okay, look let's look at the team. All right

[05:37:44] John this is a main shit like he plays Jenna and he doesn't play Jenna he sucks

[05:37:48] Okay, all right, so this is their team they have you like what the fuck is this shit?

[05:37:54] Wait, you guys are the open on GG. Did you like it? Yeah, look at my screen look at my screen

[05:38:00] This is not perfect, bro. I'm gonna get invaded bro. No, this is this is fine. I have 40 seconds

[05:38:06] I'm gonna get it

[05:38:08] Bro, the master's gonna come for my ass, bro.

[05:38:11] Dude, master solo rank, you're fine.

[05:38:13] We got us.

[05:38:14] Okay, we need to get on Ari.

[05:38:15] We need to get on Ari.

[05:38:16] He's a hot place, Tyler.

[05:38:17] You're fine, bro.

[05:38:19] Okay, okay.

[05:38:20] Breathing exercises, remember?

[05:38:21] Don't be scared.

[05:38:22] Don't be scared.

[05:38:23] Listen, if he invades you, though, just keep hitting him.

[05:38:25] With word, just keep hitting him.

[05:38:26] I'll rotate him.

[05:38:27] Keep hitting, keep hitting.

[05:38:28] And I'll just say like he's invading me, okay?

[05:38:30] Just whatever you do, do not run.

[05:38:33] Because if you die, you learn something.

[05:38:35] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

[05:38:38] I'm serious. I'm serious. The best way to learn League of Legends, I promise you the best way to learn League of Legends.

[05:38:41] I'm fucking learning. I'm trying to win Clash.

[05:38:43] I'm pretty sure that you're learning League of Legends.

[05:38:45] Yeah, we're gonna win.

[05:38:47] I'm not gonna teach you how to play a League of Legends.

[05:38:49] We're gonna win Clash.

[05:38:51] Focus, actually focus.

[05:38:53] Ben Zillian, Ben Zillian, Ben Zillian. Trust me, trust me.

[05:38:55] Okay, okay.

[05:38:57] How do you play Zillian though?

[05:38:59] He does, he does, he plays Zillian, he says Zillian.

[05:39:01] Okay, we need to ban Zillian and Ari.

[05:39:03] They play Ari mid.

[05:39:05] No, no, no, don't ban Ari. Trust me. I'll touch it.

[05:39:07] Okay, so we need to ban Zilean.

[05:39:10] Do we also ban Vi?

[05:39:13] Yes, yes, yes, yes, Vi is a good ban.

[05:39:15] Okay.

[05:39:16] You guys are speaking Italian right now.

[05:39:17] I don't even know what I'm listening to.

[05:39:19] Okay, wait, no, I got this.

[05:39:21] We need to ban the Vi.

[05:39:23] Okay?

[05:39:23] Ban the Vi?

[05:39:24] You want me to ban Vi?

[05:39:25] I'll ban Vi.

[05:39:26] Zilean, Zilean, Zilean, Zilean, Zilean, Zilean.

[05:39:28] Well, ban Vi and Zilean.

[05:39:29] Vi and Zilean.

[05:39:30] Wait, did they ban Trayven?

[05:39:32] Yeah.

[05:39:33] Wait, they ban Trayven.

[05:39:34] What?

[05:39:35] They're slacking on G.

[05:39:37] I think if they sniped us, it would show up two of our accounts having Draven most played.

[05:39:42] Yep.

[05:39:42] Wait.

[05:39:43] No, we got this.

[05:39:43] Who else are they playing?

[05:39:44] Who's the third?

[05:39:45] Vi.

[05:39:46] Band Vi.

[05:39:47] Tyler, you're in the current.

[05:39:49] But Tyler, you can play any band.

[05:39:50] I don't know.

[05:39:51] Dude, I boosted accounts.

[05:39:52] They all play up like this one guy just wants to...

[05:39:55] No!

[05:39:56] No!

[05:39:57] Can't you?!

[05:39:58] They ban Ki!

[05:39:59] These guys are in the fucking stream!

[05:40:01] They ban Draven and Ki!

[05:40:04] We saw Warwick!

[05:40:06] We saw it!

[05:40:07] You're gonna ban him, don't say it!

[05:40:08] They're gonna buy it, they're gonna buy it, they're gonna buy it, buy it!

[05:40:10] Buy it?

[05:40:11] Yes, buy it in Italy!

[05:40:13] Buy in Italy, buy in Italy!

[05:40:16] YES!

[05:40:16] NO!

[05:40:17] AND THEY'RE GOING TO BAN IN ITALY!

[05:40:18] OH SHIT!

[05:40:18] FUCK!

[05:40:19] No!

[05:40:19] They're going to buy Italy in the NNA!

[05:40:21] No, no, no, actually, in Italy, these banshees, you cannot play in Italy, you cannot play in Italy!

[05:40:25] It's hard!

[05:40:26] I don't want to!

[05:40:27] They're ghosting, they're ghosting, they're actually ghosting!

[05:40:30] Bro, oh no!

[05:40:31] They can't be full banning!

[05:40:33] Yo, let me make myself clear!

[05:40:35] I would rather jerk all of the boxing gloves than play the Lucas Bracket. We can't lose.

[05:40:40] I'm not playing the Lucas Bracket.

[05:40:42] We need to win!

[05:40:44] No, Lucas open!

[05:40:45] Warwick is open! Warwick is open!

[05:40:47] We're good!

[05:40:49] I can play Hecarim get a pinch!

[05:40:52] No, do not play Hecarim.

[05:40:54] Okay, okay.

[05:40:55] He's not gonna play the Lucas Bracket.

[05:40:57] Yes, yes, yes, we need to ban it. We need to just trust him.

[05:41:00] Okay.

[05:41:01] Bro, if they ban Warwick, it's over, Tyler. I only know two characters.

[05:41:04] You're fucked. What the fuck in here?

[05:41:06] You're just sniping by the way guys.

[05:41:07] Please let him play is one thing.

[05:41:09] Like, come on, bro.

[05:41:10] Yeah, guys, I'm already ironed guys.

[05:41:12] Take it easy, I'm already ironed, bro.

[05:41:16] I'm already trying to go lower than that.

[05:41:18] Give me the last pick, bro.

[05:41:19] You're so motivated.

[05:41:20] Jixie, you got this, bro.

[05:41:21] Don't worry.

[05:41:22] Thank you.

[05:41:22] It becomes like you was fighting.

[05:41:23] OK, big J. OK, big J.

[05:41:25] So what if everything gets banned?

[05:41:27] Should I just play like Garin and Jungle or something?

[05:41:29] Yeah, homeless.

[05:41:30] No, no, no.

[05:41:31] You're going to be fine, Chester.

[05:41:32] They're not.

[05:41:33] There you go.

[05:41:33] You go more work.

[05:41:34] Okay, god.

[05:41:35] Perfect Warwick. Swap a GQ, please.

[05:41:37] No, he doesn't even swap, bro. The same thing.

[05:41:39] Oh, yeah, shoot things.

[05:41:41] Okay.

[05:41:41] I hate Swain, man.

[05:41:42] X, X. Listen.

[05:41:44] Just swam.

[05:41:45] Smolder for late game.

[05:41:45] You want smolder for late game?

[05:41:46] You want MF? Like, what do you want?

[05:41:48] Do you play Sivir? Do you play Sivir?

[05:41:49] Sivir's okay with me.

[05:41:49] No, I don't like it.

[05:41:50] I don't like it.

[05:41:51] I don't like it.

[05:41:52] You play Sivir, just permaway clear and dots could roam.

[05:41:55] Guys, smolder and smolder bones.

[05:41:57] Smolder bones, you know?

[05:41:57] Go smolder.

[05:41:58] Go smolder.

[05:41:58] Yeah, go smolder.

[05:41:59] Yeah, let's go to look at this little shit

[05:42:04] These old peas straight busted, but I'm just right bro. Wait, are we sure you want more?

[05:42:12] Go swap with me you fucking little freak

[05:42:17] Yeah, why you calling me freaky Tyler stop bro just fucking give me my ball. I'll carry fine. Oh my god, bro

[05:42:23] He's more

[05:42:25] I'm telling you, this guy literally would sit there and tell me that if he ever saw me in real life, he'd push my head in the locker and put my head in the urinal.

[05:42:33] What? That's almost as good as what you were looking for.

[05:42:35] No, it's crazy because nothing is actually like 5'3".

[05:42:37] What?

[05:42:38] No, no, no, no, no, he's not. He's like 5'10". He's like my height.

[05:42:41] No, he's not.

[05:42:42] No, he's not.

[05:42:43] He's not.

[05:42:44] He's not 5'10 either.

[05:42:45] Tyler, you're projecting. You are 5'3".

[05:42:47] You are 5'4", by the way.

[05:42:49] No, no, no, no, no, no. Projection right there, Tyler. Don't do that.

[05:42:52] Wait, don't you try to buy Ghost?

[05:42:54] I yeah, go ghost. You don't want flash. You don't want flash

[05:42:59] Runs. He's not use ghost. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm good. It makes you faster. It makes you faster. Okay, okay

[05:43:05] But talking trade, please

[05:43:08] No, please please

[05:43:12] We oh we were same pick

[05:43:44] China she picked Renata

[05:43:47] Okay, okay. Oh, oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Hold on. He's you for being like is too short 40. Okay, my roots are ready

[05:43:55] There is various various last man, bro. I get a kill it'll be a miracle. I have a bit of that

[05:44:02] All right, not that who there is there is I

[05:44:06] Let me get please Zeya

[05:44:08] No, no, you Ben Veras cuz like you can pick it up. Bro acts you have to lock in dude. Okay. You have to lock in

[05:44:13] Wait if we lose how many how many games can we play if we lose? No, we're out

[05:44:17] We lose we're out. I've got a running to oncoming traffic than for the fucking losers bracket. That's a pussy

[05:44:24] You can still be winners. Yes, I'm not playing the loser

[05:44:27] We got a win win win win win win undefeated

[05:44:30] Losers bracket is for bitches. I got triple band. Are we serious?

[05:44:34] Yeah, you got to take it. I'm not swapping man. It's not asking me to swap

[05:44:39] carry bro

[05:44:43] For sure I will carry I look here. I'll carry. Yes, brother. We'll carry. All right, bro first-ever tournament. Oh my god. Here we go

[05:44:55] No guys, I'm telling you on Tyler's life. We win this fight

[05:45:04] Bro, I might go 0 in 26, I'm not even kidding. There's a legitimate chance. I'm like, oh, no, no, you're good. You're good

[05:45:09] you're good you're good bro but like the thing is the thing is okay listen i could play scared

[05:45:14] i'm not going to get any cs but i won't feed like what do you guys want just listen mulder mid

[05:45:19] okay you thought i'm full clear right yes yes now jinxie listen this is the most important thing

[05:45:24] just because the enemy team is diamond you don't play any differently you cheat them like they're

[05:45:28] the iron fucking bitches they are does that make sense yeah 100 got it you're better than all of

[05:45:33] them jinxie it's time for you to mog okay how are you gonna fix that i'm gonna roll off here is that

[05:45:39] We're gonna recommend

[05:45:46] Yo, whatever my room it's Silas

[05:45:49] That's my touch that five times I

[05:45:54] Know that I mean like manifold band

[05:46:09] Scorch, gathering storm or scorch.

[05:46:15] Okay, really?

[05:46:16] Well, actually need to slow down so we can help.

[05:46:18] Yeah, bro.

[05:46:19] Scorch.

[05:46:20] Scorch.

[05:46:21] Yes.

[05:46:22] Guys, yeah, we're gonna play game though.

[05:46:24] No, we're not.

[05:46:25] No, we're not.

[05:46:26] No, we're not.

[05:46:27] So wait, we have two.

[05:46:28] Wait, do you have your rooms?

[05:46:30] James, do you have your rooms?

[05:46:31] Are your rooms right?

[05:46:32] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:46:33] Bro, listen, listen.

[05:46:34] Okay.

[05:46:35] So we have two, call it two and a half challengers

[05:46:37] because that's a half challenger.

[05:46:38] They have zero challenges, so we could win this shit. Oh, it's an easy win. Actually, I'm awful. I'm awful

[05:46:47] So it might be just to get like remaster on me, right?

[05:46:52] I haven't played minute a minute. I

[05:46:55] Mean, I love let's fucking go

[05:47:00] Come on

[05:47:02] Listen everyone listen right now everyone is watching cuz they think this is gonna be a fucking dumpster fire

[05:47:09] So it's time for us to show them that the only dumpster fire

[05:47:13] They're gonna be seeing is the fucking enemy team running for the fucking hells

[05:47:19] Yes

[05:48:32] Fast bro, I'm gonna get invaded while I do this one. No I'm gonna do it

[05:48:39] Wait Tata's already cooking

[05:48:46] Bro are you touching my jungle camp contest?

[05:48:52] Listen as long as X can hold bot, this is a very good strategy

[05:48:58] Let me know what you want me to do

[05:49:00] No, just focus it. No, no, no, just focus it. Yep. Yes, sir

[05:49:08] I'm telling you guys

[05:49:14] At least please please please please I died

[05:49:21] Just saw them just saw them Tyler we saw we saw we saw this is good

[05:49:30] You're gonna clear the rest of your bot side and then we're invading him on his bot side. It's time for fucking action

[05:49:49] No, no, I've never invaded

[05:50:00] These guys might be in the streets on this. Have a fuck are you level one because I'm a fucking beast just trust okay?

[05:50:06] Hums we're gonna have to go in here hums

[05:50:12] Stun stun stun. Yep. There you go. X nail I've actually killed

[05:50:20] Why we can no no

[05:50:23] I got level two share. Oh my god, just play safe guys.

[05:50:28] Bro, we're already stolen.

[05:50:29] Okay, come on. Wait.

[05:50:31] Okay, no, no, this is good. This is good.

[05:50:33] No, no.

[05:50:35] Okay, I'll shove this. I'll shove this. We're good.

[05:50:37] No, don't, don't, don't, don't.

[05:50:39] Okay, I'm leaving it.

[05:50:40] Okay, Tyler, I'm coming top.

[05:50:41] There's a wide wave.

[05:50:43] You're doing it back up!

[05:50:45] But you're level one.

[05:50:47] I'm level two now. I'm level two now.

[05:50:49] Guys, the game is over top lane.

[05:50:50] He cannot play any longer. Okay?

[05:50:52] Listen, Tyler, Tyler, we died him here, come on.

[05:50:55] He's worse than 100 gold, it's not worth the risk.

[05:50:59] Okay, then we invade them on their side.

[05:51:02] Oh, X is dead!

[05:51:03] Oh, how do you, how does X help him?

[05:51:05] What the fuck?

[05:51:06] X, X, X help!

[05:51:08] I'm coming, I'm coming.

[05:51:09] What the fuck are you doing?

[05:51:12] Help your bottom lane!

[05:51:14] What the fuck?

[05:51:16] Fucking please listen, please!

[05:51:18] Clear the cars.

[05:51:19] Clear the cars.

[05:51:20] You greet my late too guys, please clear calm

[05:51:26] Okay, guys, please

[05:51:30] I'm gonna call you in for to debunk it like a real

[05:51:34] Yes, no, that's good we need communication

[05:51:44] Help him

[05:51:50] NICE GUYS!

[05:51:52] THERE IT IS!

[05:51:54] NICE GUYS!

[05:51:56] Where's Elise? Where's Elise?

[05:51:58] I got Ignite.

[05:52:00] Where's Elise?

[05:52:02] Listen, listen, listen.

[05:52:04] Clear comms. I'm resetting and ganking top.

[05:52:08] He's gonna die.

[05:52:10] I got you, Tyler. You don't have to be a strong man anymore. I'm here for you.

[05:52:12] Tyler said he doesn't need to go!

[05:52:14] No, it's not like that. You can go go go!

[05:52:16] What the fuck are you doing?!

[05:52:18] Go to your bot!

[05:52:20] Come back here!

[05:52:22] Yes, yes, huge!

[05:52:24] No key, no key! We can get mid, no key!

[05:52:26] We're gonna be looking for mid.

[05:52:28] I'm coming. I'm coming for you, Tyler.

[05:52:32] I need six. I can't do shit in this lane.

[05:52:34] Push! We need to push!

[05:52:36] We need to shove it in!

[05:52:38] At least it's there, at least it's there.

[05:52:40] I'm trying to combo, you need to shove it in!

[05:52:44] You want me to get mid? I'm sorry.

[05:52:46] I know but hum sometimes listen it's fine just trust in the process so what we're

[05:53:12] I'm gonna need now guys everyone reset comms jingsy talked about folk here dragon is up

[05:53:17] What do we play for jingsy dragon dragon dragon dragon fucking dragons?

[05:53:21] Let's go bottom folks here dragon. Let's fucking go

[05:53:35] Let me know I'm gonna pop my ghost and fly let me know yeah, I'll tell you with the puppy yeah, let me talk to me

[05:53:42] wait wait wait I'm not level six this is gonna run am I okay not mine I need

[05:53:50] your cannon I'll be level six after this one now you level three don't

[05:53:54] I need to go back now. I did not do this for this, bro. I'm going to play fucking bot. I'm gonna fucking lose it

[05:54:10] Fucking I'm down here boys. I have my I have my old I have my old so this

[05:54:16] Okay, talk to me do you want it do you want it?

[05:54:24] There's no more man. Okay. No, I'm going to shake off. I'm going to shake off. Don't come back. I'm gonna now it's unfrozen

[05:54:30] All right, X doesn't need me. I'm good. I could work man. I'm looking man. No, please

[05:54:38] I'm one bar trust I'm going but

[05:54:54] YEEEEEEEES!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

[05:54:56] GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GAME!

[05:54:58] YOU ABSOLUTE BOT!

[05:55:00] There you go!

[05:55:01] Dizzy, you killed somebody who's diamond!

[05:55:03] You got someone diamond!

[05:55:05] YEEEES!

[05:55:06] One and O against diamonds!

[05:55:08] Fucking dog shit!

[05:55:09] You're basically diamond yourself!

[05:55:10] Fucking dog shit!

[05:55:11] Overrated ass fucking rank!

[05:55:13] Everything blows challenge is the same!

[05:55:15] Everything blows challenge is the fucking same!

[05:55:17] Let's go!

[05:55:18] Ex, I'm coming bod for you right now.

[05:55:20] Oh my god, I forgot to buy in my moment of...

[05:55:22] Jesus Christ.

[05:55:23] right it's okay okay x are you ready first to go f***ing bocce

[05:55:29] i'm still f***ing locked in right now let me f***ing check

[05:55:31] okay x you're welcome okay we can we can okay watch one here a little bit

[05:55:35] no you're at least at least at least at least at least

[05:55:43] f*** i can add a little bit of yep we're good x you dude f***ing crazy bro you haven't even got

[05:55:48] wait do you want me to get i'm feeling so okay no no no no just f***ing f***ing do it do it

[05:55:52] Yeah, it's fucking bullshit.

[05:55:53] Sorry, I'm sorry.

[05:55:54] I ain't in barrier.

[05:55:55] I mean, I think about it, but it's okay.

[05:55:58] It's okay.

[05:55:59] Listen, we got this shit.

[05:56:00] Easy.

[05:56:01] Tixie, the way you play a champion once you're six,

[05:56:03] then once you have your ultimate,

[05:56:04] then you just don't have to play.

[05:56:05] If you want your ultimate, you're homeless.

[05:56:07] Okay.

[05:56:07] Okay, thank you, I'm sorry.

[05:56:09] Uh-huh.

[05:56:10] Get grubs, please.

[05:56:11] Grubs, please.

[05:56:12] All right, stop, gap.

[05:56:13] Use stop, gap.

[05:56:14] Okay.

[05:56:16] Do you want me to go to grubs, Tyler,

[05:56:17] after this match?

[05:56:17] Yeah, grubs, yes.

[05:56:19] I'm going after I kill this bro.

[05:56:20] Okay, I'm setting a vision,

[05:56:22] I'm sorry, we can die inside, we can die outside, okay?

[05:56:24] Stand behind you, stand behind you, Tyler, stand behind you!

[05:56:26] Here you go, damn it!

[05:56:28] Okay.

[05:56:29] Oh, you shut the fuck up while I'm fighting?

[05:56:32] I can't fucking focus!

[05:56:34] No, no, no, this is bad!

[05:56:36] This is bad, this is fucking bad.

[05:56:37] Can I go rubs or no?

[05:56:39] No, no, no, no, go full clear, just full clear.

[05:56:42] No, no, no, no, go full clear, we're prior, we're prior.

[05:56:44] I'm here, we're no shit, I'm here in different shit!

[05:56:47] I'm going grubs, I'm going grubs, I'm going grubs, I'm going grubs.

[05:56:49] What the fuck are you talking about, man?

[05:56:51] I'm coming. I'm grabs, I'm grabs. Don't fucking bully me, bitch.

[05:56:55] Alright, this is good, this is good. We're in a very good spot, guys. We just seem to hold mental.

[05:57:00] Bro, this game is razor close. Wow!

[05:57:03] Yeah, no, this is okay. It's okay.

[05:57:08] Hey, why are you level 3, by the way?

[05:57:12] Listen, listen, listen.

[05:57:16] I'm level 3, so my ADC can be level 8. It's about sacrificing for the team.

[05:57:20] We can look here, we can look here as a flash!

[05:57:22] Wait, you're not leaving!

[05:57:23] I'm coming!

[05:57:24] I'm coming!

[05:57:25] I'm coming!

[05:57:26] I'm coming!

[05:57:27] I'm coming!

[05:57:28] I'm coming!

[05:57:29] I'm here, I'm here.

[05:57:30] Come on the way!

[05:57:31] At first move!

[05:57:32] At pile!

[05:57:33] Go Tyler!

[05:57:34] Go Tyler!

[05:57:35] Kill him dad!

[05:57:36] Thank you dad!

[05:57:37] I got you!

[05:57:38] I got you!

[05:57:39] I got you!

[05:57:40] Fine!

[05:57:41] That's my father!

[05:57:42] Fuck!

[05:57:43] Okay.

[05:57:44] Not blood related.

[05:57:45] Uh, a...

[05:57:46] That's good.

[05:57:47] That's good.

[05:57:48] That's good.

[05:57:49] Why are you a large enemy?

[05:57:50] Like, I'm not a large enemy.

[05:57:51] Report, DocS!

[05:57:52] He's level 3!

[05:57:53] Guys, where's the last enemy?

[05:57:54] Report now!

[05:57:55] What?

[05:57:56] Guys, I'm level 3!

[05:57:57] Bro, this guy's level 3 is what it is!

[05:57:59] Guys, guys, it's trade off.

[05:58:01] I'm level 3, so my ADC is level 8.

[05:58:03] XQC is at 1v9 and 1v2 now.

[05:58:05] Oh, shit!

[05:58:06] Okay, X!

[05:58:07] Look at him!

[05:58:08] That's a fucking ADC, baby!

[05:58:09] BUN!

[05:58:10] BUN!

[05:58:11] Okay, X, X, I'm coming.

[05:58:12] X, I'm coming.

[05:58:13] X, I'm coming.

[05:58:14] X, I'm coming.

[05:58:15] X, I'm coming.

[05:58:16] They hit him.

[05:58:17] Bro, DocS, can you play?

[05:58:18] Can you play with your body you're gonna get mass-reported kids?

[05:58:36] Our ADC is level 9 bro, it's worth bro trust

[05:58:42] Let's see. I'm already level 5 that's come back

[05:58:44] I'm running man. I'm running man. You want me to go mid? Let me farm

[05:58:50] I'm farming. I'm spying. I'm spying. I'm spying. Okay. That's fine fine

[05:58:54] I'm coming out right now. Are you guys ready? I'm coming now coming now

[05:58:58] We need a way we need a good guy goes to go to know

[05:59:01] No, no only goes when you can see them. I prefer track it like the dragon. Yep, right 20 seconds. Okay?

[05:59:07] I

[05:59:09] Should know I don't know

[05:59:11] I

[05:59:12] wasted my ghost

[05:59:17] I'm sorry

[05:59:30] It's a record to make it like 90% of games

[05:59:35] All right, okay

[05:59:42] I'm aring this. I don't give a fuck. I'm aring this.

[05:59:46] We go, we go deep, we go deep!

[05:59:48] Jigsaw, you can kill us!

[05:59:51] Ignite him!

[05:59:52] I actually fucking kill him.

[05:59:55] What was that damage?

[05:59:56] Guys, Jigsaw, you got it, Jigsaw!

[05:59:57] Come on!

[05:59:59] Why don't I stop?

[06:00:01] We're stuck, we're stuck!

[06:00:02] Guys, guys, go, go, go, go!

[06:00:03] Yes, go, yes, go!

[06:00:04] There, fuck.

[06:00:05] Did he ult you?

[06:00:06] No, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[06:00:08] He used it!

[06:00:09] Yes, no!

[06:00:10] No, no, no!

[06:00:11] I mean I could go no wait what about the fucking dragon oh we're gonna get that soon

[06:00:25] we're gonna get that soon it's okay if they don't get it and we don't get it

[06:00:28] I mean it's fucking fine right no nobody has James you listen we have a dragon on

[06:00:32] our team look at that mr. X2C bro did that did that flash oh no not flash

[06:00:39] did he art yes you fucking art okay okay okay I'm guy this is the closest game ever

[06:00:46] oh my god

[06:00:52] okay guys I can only use an old man wrecked it has to be over me wrecked it has

[06:00:56] to be let me push top please come here should I come drags that's missing

[06:01:01] I'm going dragon. I'm sure I can save you. Are we fighting for dragon? What are we doing?

[06:01:18] Yo, man, oh, this is what it is. You know what I thought? Careful. I'm watching me.

[06:01:31] I know I'm gonna kill him, kill him, kill him!

[06:01:35] Oh shit.

[06:01:37] I'm coming up really slow.

[06:01:39] Yes we go, I'm coming out of right here.

[06:01:42] What, what, what, what?

[06:01:43] What are you doing?

[06:01:44] They're all low.

[06:01:45] I'm coming up, I'm coming up right here.

[06:01:46] Look here, actually, just play really slow, really slow.

[06:01:48] That is, that is, I'm here!

[06:01:50] Yes!

[06:01:52] Kill them, we're not at any release.

[06:01:55] Oh, you're mine.

[06:01:56] I've hemmed, dad.

[06:01:57] Fuck.

[06:01:58] Okay.

[06:01:59] Listen.

[06:02:00] I

[06:02:02] Do that you

[06:02:06] Check out my fucking teams

[06:02:09] How do I'm coming don't worry motherfucker come to some more times to add into the fucking score

[06:02:25] Go down or go down

[06:02:27] KILL DAD!

[06:02:29] Okay, I got a great job though.

[06:02:30] Are you taxing my shit, you loser?

[06:02:33] No, you go mid, go mid, go mid.

[06:02:35] Really?

[06:02:36] Yeah, go mid.

[06:02:38] Turrets going, go mid, brothers.

[06:02:39] Bro, are we winning or losing? I think we're winning.

[06:02:41] Alright, we're losing.

[06:02:42] Yeah, we're losing.

[06:02:43] We're losing.

[06:02:44] We're losing.

[06:02:45] Shot bit, ladies, stillcaps, don't sense?

[06:02:47] Uh, this game...

[06:02:49] Oh, fuck.

[06:02:50] What do you guys think, Mercs?

[06:02:51] There's...

[06:02:52] Yeah, Mercs.

[06:02:53] Good Mercs and then get Death's Dance.

[06:02:55] Merck's Titanic Hydra Death Sands

[06:02:58] Okay, I get the what's going on bro?

[06:03:01] Yo, you see what Dante's doing? He took a whole wave took a next wave and then just you know, okay with the sets diamond regardless

[06:03:07] I might have did it. Wow. That's fucking bullshit

[06:03:09] My my my support might have been you know

[06:03:11] Okay, listen listen listen listen. Don't play

[06:03:16] No, I actually

[06:03:20] Dante's done

[06:03:25] at least it's on the way to really deep on taste we can follow you yeah I know I'm

[06:03:30] just gonna try to run comes you just baited me to fucking duck bro

[06:03:38] comes up I'm not gonna lie you just got us both fucking killed okay no no no

[06:03:46] okay let's listen I'm so fit actually yeah we got this we actually got this

[06:03:52] We just seem to find the shodgy direction.

[06:03:54] We need to drive, we need to drive to shit.

[06:03:56] Let's go drive, let's go drive, let's go drive.

[06:04:00] I mean to be fair, he's not really trolling.

[06:04:02] That's a skill level in a normal game.

[06:04:04] No, it's not.

[06:04:06] No, it's just that this shodgy and competitive isn't, I guess I was getting it.

[06:04:11] Okay.

[06:04:13] Help him up!

[06:04:15] I got one taken.

[06:04:16] I just got milked like a cow.

[06:04:18] Is he gonna die or what?

[06:04:20] Wait.

[06:04:21] Wait? Kill the set! Kill the set!

[06:04:23] I can't reach him.

[06:04:24] 9.

[06:04:25] Okay.

[06:04:26] Tyler, Tyler, I'm gonna hover you top.

[06:04:27] If they go for you, we can merge it by 2v3.

[06:04:29] I could have lost the way.

[06:04:30] Yes, he's up like super safe though.

[06:04:32] He just wants to be carried.

[06:04:34] Okay.

[06:04:35] And we can look on and dive.

[06:04:36] Full HP dive.

[06:04:37] Oh!

[06:04:38] You having a night?

[06:04:39] You don't have a night?

[06:04:40] I don't have a night.

[06:04:41] No.

[06:04:42] Wait, we actually helped us.

[06:04:43] We need a second.

[06:04:44] I think the game is still wonderful.

[06:04:45] Second item?

[06:04:46] We get a tower.

[06:04:47] We get a tower.

[06:04:48] Do we look rift at least?

[06:04:50] Yeah, okay, okay, Jinxie comes to the left out. We can low key take this

[06:04:54] Yeah, yeah, wait a minute. No, no, we can't see me a huge fight. It's not here

[06:04:58] Yeah, I'm not there. I said can be there. I got a huge base though. I'm huge. I'm huge

[06:05:03] We just call the game so 40 we win

[06:05:06] Okay, 40 minutes 40 minutes. Yeah, Tom

[06:05:11] So what's that it's not be them and just chill in this bar. Yeah, pretty much. All right, boss. That's why I can look for play mid once

[06:05:20] I'm literally just going to farm, I think he's got it, I think he's got it.

[06:05:32] I'm literally just going to farm top to bottom.

[06:05:36] That's what we gotta do, we just gotta keep on.

[06:05:39] I'm literally just going to farm, I'm not going to feed.

[06:05:41] We got this, alright?

[06:05:42] Come on, Daddy Tyler, we need you!

[06:05:44] He's dead, he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.

[06:05:46] I'm rotating just in case.

[06:05:49] I can all talk I can all talk it's they come through

[06:05:57] Got him oh

[06:06:08] What the fuck are you doing? I didn't realize it before I might be retarded

[06:06:14] You're so bad gum test. I thought you were challenge

[06:06:19] You're jingsy, jingsy, get out of here!

[06:06:21] No, I mean, that's serious, listen, it's because my gameplay relies on taking them by surprise and their stream sniping.

[06:06:28] Wait, you did it, OLD?!

[06:06:29] Stop it!

[06:06:30] Wait...

[06:06:31] I thought you had the Renekton to be fair.

[06:06:33] I mean, yeah, but the Renekton class was really, really cool as hell.

[06:06:36] Okay, we're kinda committed there.

[06:06:37] Yep.

[06:06:38] Okay, listen, we're still fine, we're still fine, we're still fine.

[06:06:40] Jingsy, we're gonna be looking on a play bot here, okay?

[06:06:42] So after the Gromp, look if you're not bot.

[06:06:44] I

[06:06:48] Need to

[06:06:52] I should look for something once here

[06:06:54] Oh God

[06:06:56] Swamp was gonna suck it up real when you feel we're not showing somebody please

[06:07:04] Still make up my body

[06:07:14] I cannot see it's cooked. It's cooked. I'm not thinking

[06:07:20] I'm so down so that's okay. Keep pushing me. Okay. I got it. I'll get out. That's fine

[06:07:25] Okay, stop it. They sent five bottles. That's good. That's actually really good. That's work

[06:07:28] I'm telling you guys, we're legit shim sniping like we need to figure out a way that we can win without like, uh

[06:07:35] Without making crazy plays

[06:07:38] Bro we have

[06:07:41] Okay, smolders actually stacked very well

[06:07:44] jumble CS'ing well, I got a huge CS lead top

[06:07:50] okay try to run next

[06:07:50] I just need to stop dying

[06:07:52] wait, look here!

[06:07:55] don't just run run run run

[06:07:55] I use that term for no reason

[06:07:57] fuck these bitch ass

[06:07:58] dude, dude, I don't understand why the rangers is there though

[06:08:03] bro, what?

[06:08:03] what?

[06:08:04] they try to baron

[06:08:05] it's, it's great for us

[06:08:06] are they going to baron or not?

[06:08:07] what is this was already on

[06:08:08] they might, they might, they might, they might

[06:08:10] where was this one to go to?

[06:08:10] bro, we need to listen to Tyler

[06:08:11] report, don't do this!

[06:08:13] What are you doing?

[06:08:15] I'm fucking one in seven in ten minutes!

[06:08:19] I've been playing for ten years!

[06:08:22] What?

[06:08:23] The one thing that's funny is that we're gonna hit one.

[06:08:26] I'm not kidding, it is unlucky this game.

[06:08:29] You're kidding?

[06:08:30] No shit, I'm telling you, I'm Iron!

[06:08:32] I have a challenger on my team who's one in seven!

[06:08:37] Okay, we might have the full Senate for this dragon.

[06:08:40] I'm not gonna lie.

[06:08:41] Yeah, I'm down the import or or or we could play next dragon and play for XG stack

[06:08:53] Okay, so it's on sneaking down while they drag we have no damage. It's not happening

[06:08:59] Wait, Loki look at this. Look at this. They're ghosting their ghost

[06:09:03] I see the things they gonna be on this

[06:09:05] Help. Wait, they're on me. They're on me. I'm getting down.

[06:09:07] I'm getting down. I'm getting down. I'm getting down.

[06:09:08] Wait, Jinzy, our way. Our way. Try to our way.

[06:09:11] Nice.

[06:09:14] ROOOOOOH!

[06:09:15] Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

[06:09:18] Are you out of here?

[06:09:19] Stop, stop!

[06:09:24] Hey, run, run, run!

[06:09:25] You gonna kill me?

[06:09:28] NICE!

[06:09:29] Okay. Nice. Shut down.

[06:09:31] You should be good.

[06:09:32] Guys, they're chasing you.

[06:09:33] They're all three chasing

[06:09:35] Renekton, jump on top of us

[06:09:38] 1.5 thousand true damage out of a 2 thousand healthful character

[06:09:42] That's what people are thinking about

[06:09:43] Do not take him to me

[06:09:44] Do not take him to me

[06:09:46] There's uh, three mid

[06:09:48] I... okay

[06:09:49] Wait, what the fuck do I do now though?

[06:09:51] He does die!

[06:09:52] You ran the wrong way!

[06:09:53] I don't know why you were coming towards me anyway!

[06:09:56] I know, I'm okay

[06:09:57] Wait, Jinx, one's a dragon?

[06:09:58] They're gonna be on bandage

[06:09:59] One's a dragon

[06:10:00] Uh, wait, that is jibbled

[06:10:02] Uh, yes

[06:10:13] Come on, come on

[06:10:15] Nice!

[06:10:17] Get him, T!

[06:10:23] Good one, I clicked.

[06:10:24] Keep chasing him! Keep chasing him!

[06:10:26] Kill Jigsie!

[06:10:27] KILL!

[06:10:30] Nice shot.

[06:10:30] Whatever, we got two baddies.

[06:10:32] We killed the Elise, right?

[06:10:32] They didn't get Baron those, really.

[06:10:34] Yeah, we did. We did.

[06:10:34] Okay, we killed the Elise. That's good.

[06:10:36] That was over.

[06:10:37] Yeah, we fucked Baron. It's huge.

[06:10:40] And we got the Renado All-Suns and Swain Exhaust is huge, by the way.

[06:10:44] I gotta cover my map.

[06:10:45] This is like these kids are disgusting, these kids are fucking disgusting.

[06:10:49] I'm covering my fucking map, these kids should be fucking ashamed of themselves.

[06:10:52] Fucking streets have a fucking ire.

[06:10:55] Okay, Renata has no sums, no flash, no kill.

[06:10:58] We could lowkey look for a fucking sum.

[06:11:00] Let's drive by Death's Stand.

[06:11:02] Uh, yes, this game, Death's Sons is good.

[06:11:07] X is at 184 stacks.

[06:11:09] Okay, I'm gonna show the map that's good for us, that means we still have time.

[06:11:12] Yeah, guys, I'm gonna be honest. We're legit like almost up towers like we're in a winning position right now

[06:11:32] Okay, don't lose air

[06:11:36] Did we just play you want me to just shadow you top them?

[06:11:38] I'm not ever going to fight. We're literally waiting for SG Stacks.

[06:11:46] I thought you were going to keep pushing.

[06:11:49] I need SG Stacks for range on Qs.

[06:11:51] No, you should go Shoujin, I think.

[06:11:53] Really?

[06:11:54] Yeah, go Shoujin.

[06:11:56] You get your build a lot faster.

[06:12:00] Okay guys, I'm setting up vision on time right now.

[06:12:03] Wait, wait. Let's keep waiting for X's 225.

[06:12:07] Wow that's stupid

[06:12:11] Team fights is hitting, okay?

[06:12:14] Yeah, they're gonna go Baron it

[06:12:17] If we hit here

[06:12:18] Let me go bot, let me go bot, let me go bot

[06:12:20] Dude, you've been watching the whole game

[06:12:23] What'd you say?

[06:12:24] Nothing, it's fine, go bot

[06:12:26] Okay, go on it, go on it, go on it

[06:12:28] Hey, Jaycee, come, come, come, come, follow me

[06:12:30] Take it out, pull me, pull me

[06:12:32] You have a word, come on, come on Jaycee, come

[06:12:34] Yes, I do

[06:12:35] I'm gonna kill the red one.

[06:12:37] I'm gonna kill the red one.

[06:12:38] AK, attack, attack, we're fine.

[06:12:39] We should make sure we eventually then do that.

[06:12:40] Let's just start it off, start it off, start it off so they can't finish it.

[06:12:42] Start it so they can't finish it.

[06:12:44] I'm sitting again.

[06:12:45] Okay.

[06:12:46] Send it, send it, send it.

[06:12:47] Sands behind you guys, careful.

[06:12:53] I don't know, I don't know.

[06:12:55] Come on.

[06:12:56] Okay, big kill on Silas.

[06:12:58] Man, you guys are actually huge.

[06:13:00] You get so much gold.

[06:13:01] I'm gonna take you down.

[06:13:02] I'm gonna take you down.

[06:13:03] That's fine, that's fine.

[06:13:04] huge by the way very nice very nice very nice set that is fucking throw that

[06:13:10] back you know oh man I got so much out of us want to try to finish the smite but

[06:13:15] I know it's full oh god what's the next item

[06:13:19] controlling I don't even know oh yeah listen did you like Riftmaker in this

[06:13:24] build this I get Steven wait they got Barry they got Barry no I have elder

[06:13:29] fine very fine we got two kills on size who's huge use their comp and in your

[06:13:33] formula well let's make her I'm gonna start getting fever now too for our we

[06:13:42] should be in a good spot now we should win the next team fight 100% we should

[06:13:45] we're gonna fight on exes on exes sex we'd sex yeah I need I need this before

[06:13:50] before the guy no I'm gonna go I need 250 for this big go on go on go on see

[06:13:54] I think we might even this though if she has snacks now though yeah yeah I'm full

[06:14:14] well there now okay well I could put the game right we're at the gate here

[06:14:22] just one but yeah we have to come on I'm gonna play for by though

[06:14:57] now though.

[06:14:58] Ah!

[06:14:59] Silly, sorry.

[06:15:00] Is this X2?

[06:15:01] Should I just chill with you guys?

[06:15:02] Just chill.

[06:15:03] I got some Dynax Horde going on right now, it's so annoying.

[06:15:15] We got to just chill here I guess.

[06:15:17] This is fine.

[06:15:18] This is so good for us.

[06:15:20] Yeah.

[06:15:21] I'm just not going to feed him.

[06:15:23] Those are coming in.

[06:15:25] Don't fight don't fight whatever you do do not fight

[06:15:28] To the waifu you're actually see

[06:15:30] Well, I can't close. Yeah. Yeah, you can't just face yourself face yourself. Okay, you can't strip you on the way

[06:15:39] Don't be done

[06:15:41] What what we all think that send it or not the swain old wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

[06:15:49] I'm gonna understand it

[06:15:52] He's just going

[06:15:55] I'm swindled. I don't have it, I don't have it. That's all I need to win.

[06:15:59] Let's say that! I did it! I did it!

[06:16:01] I did it! I did it!

[06:16:08] Oh my god.

[06:16:12] I can't do anything here.

[06:16:14] I can't do anything here.

[06:16:16] What the fuck is wrong with you?

[06:16:18] Why is the fucking bathing in the paper in this goddamn game?

[06:16:21] Motherfuckers!

[06:16:23] is it over? can i say something real quick?

[06:16:26] i think it comes to that shit's embarrassing that's embarrassing as fuck i'm not gonna lie

[06:16:30] i'll cringe are you two?

[06:16:34] i can't play

[06:16:35] okay okay listen listen listen listen guys we got knocked down

[06:16:42] bro we're done listening to you bro report him

[06:16:46] you can't play any other role besides hecarim

[06:16:50] Wait, no, no, no, no, listen, listen, but let me explain something, okay?

[06:16:54] The only reason why we lost that game was because we were getting sheen sniped and we

[06:16:58] were taking a very high octane, high volatility game style.

[06:17:02] This game, we're going to play Twitch Lulu bot lane, I'm going to just jerk XQC off for

[06:17:07] 30 minutes straight, we will not be able to lose.

[06:17:10] That's what we said to do last match!

[06:17:12] No, we didn't!

[06:17:13] I was in shock all last match and I dropped the ball!

[06:17:18] Bro, now we're in the consolation bracket.

[06:17:20] He's thinking he's thinking he's got a ability.

[06:17:21] He's thinking he's got a ability.

[06:17:22] He's thinking he's got a ability.

[06:17:23] I didn't even want to play it.

[06:17:24] Like, bro, it's a consolation bracket.

[06:17:26] I grabbed it and fucking jumped.

[06:17:27] Listen, it's because we need to show that we really have what it takes here, bro.

[06:17:33] That game was a fluke.

[06:17:34] Now?

[06:17:35] Now?

[06:17:36] Do you feel like double E-lib?

[06:17:38] Wait, we can't win anymore?

[06:17:40] Well, we're in the losers' bracket.

[06:17:41] We're in the losers' bracket.

[06:17:42] We can win out of all the fucking losers.

[06:17:43] We can still win.

[06:17:44] We can still win.

[06:17:45] We can still win.

[06:17:46] We can still win.

[06:17:47] Like a normal person would have won, bro.

[06:17:49] Would have won if you played bot.

[06:17:51] I know, it's because that was the strategy

[06:17:53] that every time I do it in solo queue, I drop 20 kills.

[06:17:55] But I forgot about getting ghosted

[06:17:57] and how fucking shitty it is for the strat.

[06:17:59] But now that I remember, it's okay.

[06:18:01] Like I'm telling you guys, listen.

[06:18:03] Everyone, everyone.

[06:18:05] I want everyone to close your eyes

[06:18:07] and hold your hands out.

[06:18:09] Is everybody doing this?

[06:18:11] Yes, I am.

[06:18:13] Okay, X, X, close your eyes and hold your hands out.

[06:18:15] Okay, Hums, are you doing it too? Yes, sir Tyler are you doing it? Yep. Okay, good. So I'm doing it you could tell

[06:18:29] Okay, listen, we're doing it listen

[06:18:32] So we just lost the game and it was rough. I might have been to the fuck out of it completely

[06:18:38] But there's good news guys the good news is that now we know that

[06:18:42] that xqc has what it takes to go fucking crazy so as long as we play consistent we know jinxy can

[06:18:48] farm we know t1 can get the solo kills and we know that hems can have a positive attitude

[06:18:55] so because of this we have exactly what it takes for us to just win i will be on support i will

[06:19:01] sit bot i will meow i will do whatever it takes okay and we will win this consolation bracket

[06:19:08] and we will not just win the next game, but we will win the one after.

[06:19:11] Because now this is when the real tournament starts!

[06:19:14] Can I get an amen?

[06:19:16] Okay, yeah.

[06:19:16] Amen.

[06:19:17] Amen.

[06:19:18] All right.

[06:19:20] So guys, now we just seem to wait for the other game to end.

[06:19:22] And listen, let's start drafting up some strategies.

[06:19:25] So I'll be on LuluX.

[06:19:27] You want the Twitch, right?

[06:19:28] Wait, I need, uh...

[06:19:29] Yeah, I need to get the Twitch.

[06:19:30] I need to get some console.

[06:19:31] I thought it was both you and Yumi.

[06:19:32] You want even more of Yumi?

[06:19:33] I need to get my admin foot.

[06:19:34] And I feel like the middle ground would be like late early. She's like a good compromise. I think that's okay

[06:19:41] So we could maybe do a math if Lulu's open

[06:19:44] I want to play Lulu though because I'm telling you my Lulu goes crazy

[06:19:46] I don't know why but I'm genuinely cracked on that shit like X. We're dropping 30 kills black bra with a Lulu

[06:19:52] Okay, so listen, let's say we sit that we have that as our calm. We got the Lulu support

[06:19:57] We got that twitch twitch ADC. What are we thinking top mid jungle tonk? Talk to me, bro

[06:20:03] We need some fucking a lock down. I can play literally anything and spawn kill by top later. Okay?

[06:20:09] Okay, I might seem not to hit the fucking game and just get carried. What's some lock down though?

[06:20:15] Actually, what do we play off tank for you, bro? I don't care. So that locks them down

[06:20:22] I think you went to get the window. Okay, shut the fuck up. I killed my lane five times when we won

[06:20:33] My lady came to yellow he creeps everybody that time

[06:20:38] Okay, that's a doctor took two of my waves a game but gave a later my kids

[06:20:42] I lost into the cannon for you. They weren't gonna get any ways, bro. You do you ate in my way three times

[06:20:49] Okay, I saw you you play though. I'm getting me

[06:20:56] Yeah

[06:20:58] I just want to say something first off. I'm gonna go one by one

[06:21:02] I had high expectations and you actually exceeded the expectations like you are so

[06:21:09] Bro, you're so fucking good at this fucking game. You're good at chess. I mean, you're just an impressive individual

[06:21:14] Well, Humza, you did great, bro. You did your job, man. Thank you. They did fucking amazing

[06:21:19] You're such a nice guy to play with you are motivating me telling me about camps

[06:21:23] You were trying to keep me alive evading me from danger

[06:21:25] XQC, you actually did incredibly well on ADC, bro.

[06:21:30] You had a literal, well, I'm gonna get to your teammate

[06:21:32] in a second, you had literally a 1v2 in bot

[06:21:35] and you held your fucking owner, you did good X.

[06:21:38] Now, Contest, you have been playing this game

[06:21:40] for, I don't even know, 12 years

[06:21:43] and you just went one in 10, you were level three,

[06:21:46] 20 minutes into the game, running into everybody else's lane

[06:21:49] while people were screaming for you to get out of their lane.

[06:21:51] Brother, are you a fucking challenger or not?

[06:21:56] You just ended us!

[06:21:58] And I'm ironed, so I'm gonna do bad.

[06:21:59] I stop.

[06:22:00] You're supposed to be good!

[06:22:03] Okay.

[06:22:05] There's a fine line between challenger and challenged, Jynxie.

[06:22:08] And I'm gonna be honest with you, this game,

[06:22:10] I was more on the challenged side of it.

[06:22:13] So I, you know what?

[06:22:14] I'm listening to what you're saying, and I agree with it.

[06:22:17] I dropped the ball.

[06:22:18] But I will not fail you again, Jynxie.

[06:22:21] I failed the team once, I will not fail the team again.

[06:22:25] I'm going to sit there, bro.

[06:22:27] I'm going to get a fucking butt plug, put it in my ass,

[06:22:30] get the vibrator setting, max setting,

[06:22:32] and I'll sit there, do gyrating in my chair

[06:22:35] as I walk in Lulu.

[06:22:36] I will do it for you guys, trust me.

[06:22:38] If you need anal beads, play with anal beads,

[06:22:41] but bro, X needs help, bro.

[06:22:42] Like X was one of the two in the sack of shit.

[06:22:46] What if we enable him to be who he actually is

[06:22:50] and play the horse while you come bottom and be my kitten.

[06:22:56] I don't like that idea.

[06:22:57] Okay, XQC, I'm gonna be honest, bro.

[06:23:00] I would rather jump into oncoming traffic

[06:23:02] than play support.

[06:23:03] I'm just kidding to be honest.

[06:23:05] Like I'll play mid, I'll play top, bro.

[06:23:07] I'd rather jump into oncoming traffic than play support.

[06:23:09] All right, fed up, fed up, all right, all right.

[06:23:13] Although, also I go, you know,

[06:23:15] but we need to get killed then,

[06:23:15] and we need to stop our bottom limit.

[06:23:17] Listen, X, X, there's something you have

[06:23:19] Understand about me when I place the port on my psycho, bro. I'm gonna be in the bush. I'm gonna be auto-wing

[06:23:24] I'm gonna be queuing. I'm gonna be using e maybe sometimes a bit of W

[06:23:28] We're gonna be going in going out. It's gonna feel like gorilla warfare in the bot lane

[06:23:33] All right, what are you gonna be playing it? I

[06:23:37] Play well, I

[06:23:41] Do you want to play this year not like you don't play this yeah

[06:23:43] I

[06:23:44] I wouldn't do anything else. I know that easy

[06:23:49] Okay, don't roll cuz I he couldn't even play the game. He was holding himself down

[06:23:52] But listen, this is what I think we have to do now

[06:23:54] So we identified our two strongest players, okay last game our two strongest players Tyler one XQC

[06:24:01] That means now hums. We need you on a setup tank. We need you on the galeo

[06:24:05] Oh, right. We need you unlike the mouth fight mid if we get this bro our compass locked in a

[06:24:11] How could I care you wait you get my name when you're level one don't let me

[06:24:17] level seven fucking that even pops better than you dude wake up and smell

[06:24:21] the coffee bro you sold the shit you into the fucking into us bro you

[06:24:27] You in here bitch!

[06:24:29] How is that better than you bro?

[06:24:30] No, no, no!

[06:24:31] You're 80's dog shit!

[06:24:33] Wait, wait, wait!

[06:24:34] Okay, we got a, we got a ban, we got a ban.

[06:24:36] Uh...

[06:24:37] Guys, they have a flat, we won.

[06:24:39] Okay, listen, listen, listen, listen.

[06:24:40] Okay guys, hold on.

[06:24:41] I'm gonna share screen.

[06:24:43] This time we need to take the scouting face seriously.

[06:24:45] So everybody look at my screen, we need a strategy.

[06:24:48] Everybody join, everybody join the screen show.

[06:24:50] This is really important, we need that.

[06:24:51] Okay.

[06:24:52] So let's see, Crack had Barbie.

[06:24:55] Okay, first opponent.

[06:24:57] it might be ok in

[06:25:04] ok we need to ban mel we need to ban mel ok

[06:25:07] wait what's the rest of the team oh nice the whole team is here

[06:25:11] ok perfect alright guys it's looking good so we need to ban mel

[06:25:15] and then they also play seraphine sonabot so I would say we ban one of those two as well

[06:25:20] ok so mel and then let's say seraphine

[06:25:25] They're jungler plays a Rengar they're making a video if he goes Rengar

[06:25:30] I've been Rengar. That's a benefit. Yeah

[06:25:36] Rengar dude, what is he doing? He's an assassin. He's just gonna like touch you the whole game

[06:25:40] Oh, yeah, yeah, like I like you hear the you hear the predator and then you're you disappear

[06:25:45] But that's it. It's not gonna. I think Mel Seraphine Rengar. Oh, okay. I

[06:25:51] Like it. I like it and and Humza you're okay

[06:25:55] Mid lane right row

[06:25:57] Let me just swap top. Are you good?

[06:25:59] No, I can play listen trust me. If that doesn't come to my lane. I swear we can listen guys

[06:26:05] Humbs up. Yeah, what it's your challenger on your challenger on top or mid ADC

[06:26:10] I've been telling it for 10 years on ADC. I'm currently and

[06:26:14] Wait X. How good are you at me? I

[06:26:17] Know I know he can you tell me how you're gonna get mid eggs. I can play top actually solid it

[06:26:22] I have a mean rivet too.

[06:26:24] Oh my god, he's trolling.

[06:26:26] Why are you trolling?

[06:26:27] I swear to god my rivet is like Vipal.

[06:26:29] I swear it is.

[06:26:30] You're fucking griefing.

[06:26:31] No, no, I'm serious.

[06:26:32] I'm serious.

[06:26:33] Okay, so guys, let me cook.

[06:26:35] XUC is good at games, bro.

[06:26:37] He's gonna be fine.

[06:26:38] I can do whatever.

[06:26:39] We put hums at ADC and we just fucked them in the ass butt.

[06:26:43] We fucked them in the ass butt.

[06:26:44] Okay, wait, we have hums in Dante's.

[06:26:46] Wait, what?

[06:26:47] I haven't heard.

[06:26:48] Dante's Top 10.

[06:26:49] Well, I haven't yet haven't yet haven't yet don't this top lane hecarim, okay?

[06:26:54] Me t1 bot cuz he plays support well if I have a support

[06:27:03] We listen to the plan and you

[06:27:04] Incident you

[06:27:08] I listen to you guys to your liability brother

[06:27:12] Guys listen when I'm on the Lulu

[06:27:15] listen just trust when I'm on the Lulu it's a little W just trust me it's one

[06:27:21] benign time

[06:27:23] support it's fine as long as you just do something with late bro I don't okay okay

[06:27:27] okay okay okay okay okay okay I swear to God I got you just play an 80 mid like

[06:27:33] Tristana or fucking this is pretty bad I'm gonna play Trist I'll play ribbon

[06:27:37] mid don't worry I haven't mean whatever his name is okay with the crossbow so

[06:27:41] So you're gonna go AD, so I'll go AP then.

[06:27:43] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[06:27:44] Go AP top, go AP top.

[06:27:46] What I seriously wanna say is,

[06:27:47] Brandtrucker.

[06:27:48] I think we could win this consolation tournament.

[06:27:50] Like if we, as long as Dantez doesn't end again,

[06:27:53] and he's not level one, eight minutes in,

[06:27:55] I think I should, I'm not even kidding.

[06:27:57] Okay, to be fair, the first minute and a half of last game

[06:28:00] was peak, it was just after that it fell apart.

[06:28:03] True.

[06:28:04] Yeah.

[06:28:05] I don't know how to limit yourself.

[06:28:07] Yeah, it's because like, listen,

[06:28:09] it's because when you go in,

[06:28:11] There's always more to be had and I need to figure out when it's time to stop eating. Does that make sense?

[06:28:16] Yes, actually. Yes, I love it so

[06:28:18] Yo, yo, I think that means you just play the game undisciplined. You're a fucking jack. Yes. Yeah, exactly

[06:28:25] And that's how he is in still good. What do you say as well and that's it?

[06:28:28] It's why that's why tighter wanted challenger in every role and you're stuck to heck room, bro

[06:28:33] You're

[06:28:35] And and and Jinxie he has tried two other roles and he's quit at D4 on both of them. Yeah

[06:28:41] No, no I'm sorry, too. No on any side quit a month one. I demoted from D4

[06:28:51] I mean Jesus that's higher than you X

[06:28:55] Yeah, but I mean I

[06:28:57] Think when you when you're a challenger you learn the basics of other roles

[06:29:01] No, no one should be able to play at least I about

[06:29:05] But he only plays Hecarim.

[06:29:06] He's such a one dimensional play style.

[06:29:08] He literally cannot do anything else.

[06:29:09] So why do we have him on other shit anymore on it?

[06:29:12] I don't know.

[06:29:13] It's not me.

[06:29:14] He's the one that did it.

[06:29:15] That's how you do it.

[06:29:16] This is top Hecarim.

[06:29:17] You know what, Dante, stop that ass on Hecarim.

[06:29:19] What did you just say?

[06:29:20] Top Hecarim.

[06:29:21] Bro, Dante, stop Hecarim.

[06:29:23] Hecarim, bro, please, god.

[06:29:24] We need to win.

[06:29:25] He's got the fucking game.

[06:29:26] I don't even know if he's on the side.

[06:29:27] I don't know why he's on the way.

[06:29:28] OK, listen.

[06:29:28] If Hecarim has opened this game, I can do Hecarim Jungle.

[06:29:31] I can do a game of it.

[06:29:32] He's not really good at acrobat

[06:29:34] Dude shut the fuck up, Tonk!

[06:29:36] Dude, bro, why is Tyler, why do you keep shit on me?

[06:29:40] We're like Tonk and Donk, bro.

[06:29:42] Wait, what the fuck is this about?

[06:29:44] Yo, on paper, I can play Tonk and I'll play...

[06:29:46] Miho.

[06:29:48] Bro, I was gonna play Top Warwick if you go jungle.

[06:29:52] What do you guys think?

[06:29:54] Oh, no, no, no.

[06:29:56] Okay, X, Mal, Seraphine, Rengar.

[06:30:00] guard

[06:30:07] every lock-in ever that will 120% and especially down to that one job that's

[06:30:12] 200% look guys that's a sign from God they banned hechrom yes but now trust me

[06:30:19] like it's cuz they know it that guys that's like a message from the universe

[06:30:24] it's saying dude if don't this is on Lulu him and excuse you are dropping dick

[06:30:28] bro easily true and then they banned Draven these guys are fucking disgusting

[06:30:33] yeah but they don't know that we're about to drop a fat fucking bum on his

[06:30:36] game with the twitch blue combo that's what I'm saying bro it's not be a

[06:30:41] fucking freebie up in this bitch now who do we have next to help out now

[06:30:47] Mel Mel Mel don't that's at support you said you think you're challenged your

[06:30:51] level right yes all right bro I want to see this bro I want to see I got you

[06:30:55] Listen guys this one is for the team though. This is because guys you need listener right now

[06:31:03] Five years from now. We'll be sitting there. We'll all have gray hair long beards all that's fuck at least 30s, right?

[06:31:21] Okay guys listen, we're about to do

[06:31:24] the generational run of the ages. This clash tournament, when people see the

[06:31:29] ultra-ethnic. Don't you jerk off to Lulu? I used to. I used to.

[06:31:35] I mean, listen guys, if you ever heard the way she says Enormibus, you'd get it.

[06:31:45] Anyways, that's it.

[06:31:46] I can't.

[06:31:47] Well, do you have like an inflation king or something?

[06:31:53] Um, listen, let's focus on the balling.

[06:31:56] So Axe, we're going to put you on Twitch this game, okay?

[06:31:59] Yeah.

[06:32:00] All right.

[06:32:01] So listen, they locked in Renata, okay?

[06:32:03] They might go Callister Renata.

[06:32:06] I thought I got it, but that was hopeless.

[06:32:11] Dude, set us up.

[06:32:13] We got it on the set, brother.

[06:32:15] Like, I was stopping and then my turn.

[06:32:18] Look, bro, all I'm gonna say is, last game is,

[06:32:21] if we didn't get into it by our support, we would have won the last game.

[06:32:24] And these guys are lower rank. These guys are low class.

[06:32:26] We're good to go.

[06:32:28] My block runs.

[06:32:31] Okay, now, Jinx, see, what we're gonna need from you is while you're folk clearing,

[06:32:35] You're gonna have to give us motivational support

[06:32:37] So we're gonna have to hear like the the fucking the animalistic intent to just decimate the enemy

[06:32:43] Do you understand bro? I'm not doing that, bro. If you ain't again. I'm reporting you to the game

[06:32:49] 211 you just win one in ten on secure

[06:32:55] I was looking forward to this all week like all week. I'm looking forward to this. What the fuck was that?

[06:33:00] Listen, listen, that was necessary for us to grow as a team together.

[06:33:07] Do you understand?

[06:33:09] Thinking about it, thinking about it.

[06:33:12] Oh, Tyler, trust the process, bro.

[06:33:16] Listen, Draven mains always can play everything. You should know this.

[06:33:20] Wait.

[06:33:21] You got this.

[06:33:22] Why is Draven considered high skill because you have to catch the axes or something?

[06:33:26] Yeah.

[06:33:27] It feels a lot of pressure.

[06:33:28] A lot of pressure.

[06:33:31] Wait, oh fuck I'm batting, what do you guys want me to do?

[06:33:33] Guys, I don't know what you want me to do.

[06:33:34] I'm just gonna talk to you guys.

[06:33:35] Is this like a late game tagging?

[06:33:36] I feel like I go red on the off ruins, right?

[06:33:40] Instead of gathering stormages.

[06:33:42] It's a lot.

[06:33:44] Don't gather me again, don't gather me.

[06:33:45] It's just really stable.

[06:33:47] Every comp game always lasts like-

[06:33:48] Bro, I understood about one fucking word there.

[06:33:51] I heard brooms.

[06:33:53] That's what I heard.

[06:33:54] Oh, fuck it.

[06:33:55] Okay, does anybody want a specific guy to play AP?

[06:34:00] Do you need me to? I play Cho'Gath.

[06:34:01] Ban Rammus.

[06:34:02] What do you need AP?

[06:34:03] I'm gonna go AP, I'm gonna go something AP for sure.

[06:34:05] I had a blind shot Cho'Gath though.

[06:34:07] Guys, what am I banning?

[06:34:09] What am I banning?

[06:34:10] Listen, if you give me fun lines, they'll be Gucci.

[06:34:12] Ban Silas.

[06:34:14] I'm gonna go Cho'Gath.

[06:34:15] Alright, Ban Silas, Ban Silas.

[06:34:17] You're a charm.

[06:34:18] Okay, me fun.

[06:34:19] Okay.

[06:34:20] Here we go, I'm ready for it.

[06:34:22] Wait, really?

[06:34:23] Don't us just stay but that's it. Dude guys trust me. Listen. Listen, listen, you don't gotta tell me twice, bro

[06:34:35] Listen, I learned from last game. I'm a new man now. I'm not the same man. I was 20 minutes ago

[06:34:41] Wait Tyler, I can look you as you

[06:34:44] You cannot as your

[06:34:47] Faker yo lethal 10 more pins the attack. Wait, wait, wait, it's they saw me

[06:34:53] I think it's yours good actually, but is it actually I think I think so

[06:35:01] What's good against us here with Lulu just play when you play Nico just go Nico I've never played is this this this is

[06:35:09] This

[06:35:11] You want

[06:35:18] I just go comfort listen it's just a better opportunity

[06:35:21] title just okay play a character where you can take over the game and lead us

[06:35:25] yeah this is fucking olah okay okay okay okay okay okay yeah I still get

[06:35:29] there's not gonna take you're in it you're a piece of shit by the way your

[06:35:32] piece of shit you're gonna get this fucking game too let's hold on you by the

[06:35:37] way I'm just saying you want me wait we can swap oh huh what's why I can go

[06:35:42] if you want me to do what it's what I know no no no wait what's better for you

[06:35:47] What's better be a truck?

[06:35:49] Go ahead. I saw I saw kill this guy by the way. Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead

[06:35:55] Summoner spawns against a trucks

[06:35:58] Flashy P your

[06:36:02] Yeah, right

[06:36:04] Okay, okay, working top. Yes space. I need to buy some beer back pause the game. Oh my god. We can't pop what?

[06:36:12] Wait so Tata, are you playing mid at this game now? I'm it now

[06:36:15] I'm in. I'm in. Yeah. This is a little demo game. A hundred percent. Okay. This is good here. X. Yeah. Yeah. I just want to realize.

[06:36:22] So Tyler, what does Cho Gath do?

[06:36:25] A lot of damage. One shot at level six. If I hit my Q. Any suggestions of objectives with like executes.

[06:36:32] And he gets really fucking big and it becomes a bit of a problem.

[06:36:37] And Tyler is a strong muscular man that's going to absolutely bolder than.

[06:36:41] Yeah, yes. Yes. Yep, and Tyler's definitely not on Royce. I

[06:36:47] Am not I've never taken search of my life

[06:36:50] Can we please say I haven't taken that I haven't done those

[06:36:55] It's just hard work and Tyler hasn't done Royce guys

[06:36:59] He hasn't Psalms on steroids

[06:37:04] Come on, here we go guys we have to fall down so we could get up now

[06:37:09] Now we win the consolation tournament.

[06:37:11] Alright, I'm locked in.

[06:37:13] Bring that solar stormy!

[06:37:16] Hey, I have ignite.

[06:37:18] Good luck have fun, King.

[06:37:20] No, that's gotta go fucking south.

[06:37:22] Get away from me!

[06:37:24] Wait, he's going for a pause here?

[06:37:26] Okay, here.

[06:37:28] Wait, my chat is saying to max Q first, but then you said to max W.

[06:37:33] No, no, it is W max, I checked a few guys.

[06:37:36] Okay, how did it map now or no?

[06:37:38] I'm not hiding my map.

[06:37:40] Okay, so I'm gonna get my key first but then...

[06:37:42] Uh, yeah, hide my map. I'm hiding my map.

[06:37:44] Hey, no pushing your map. You're gonna get ghosted anyways.

[06:37:46] Take it, take control.

[06:37:49] Alright, I don't push early.

[06:37:50] Okay, listen, Axe, I play hyper aggressive. Are you ready to follow?

[06:37:53] Yeah, yeah, I got you.

[06:37:56] It's Axe, right?

[06:37:58] W thank you, W thank you. Got it, got it.

[06:38:00] Is that right, Dennis?

[06:38:02] Yup.

[06:38:03] Tyler, how do I beat you, drugs?

[06:38:04] Wait, you started W? Are you trolling me, man?

[06:38:06] Man, it's reached up guys locked in let's go here. We go. We're gonna win this fucking tournament

[06:38:13] Oh, if you don't want to switch your swap. Yeah, we're gonna win. Let's go

[06:38:18] Where did you start

[06:38:21] upside

[06:38:22] Don't get protect XPC with your fucking life on that

[06:38:25] We need some we need some

[06:38:27] Ideals on there's an okay keep track on him. What the fuck is an IGL in game leader in game leader? Oh, okay

[06:38:34] God

[06:38:35] unknown position

[06:38:43] No, okay, let's go good so far Papa Tyler. Let me know if you want me to get committed at any point time

[06:38:48] Yeah, I got this character, man. It's not even fun to play guys generally. It's so fucking busted out of x-tive

[06:38:54] What the fuck guys, please just play safe. I promise I carry

[06:38:58] Which rated as well?

[06:39:04] I'm on the move bro, I will not fail us again.

[06:39:08] Yeah, because that was like an all in bullshit ass character, man, that's what it is, I don't care the fuck.

[06:39:16] Alright, I'll hold the way through.

[06:39:18] It's time to lock the hell in right now.

[06:39:20] In his bot side, in his bot side.

[06:39:22] Here we go.

[06:39:23] Alright, I'm resubbing.

[06:39:28] That just seems so gosh darn high man.

[06:39:30] Alright, we're in a good spot now, we're trying.

[06:39:35] So Dr. Azza, I upgraded my Q, my W, my E, and now I max my W first and then max my Q.

[06:39:43] Yep, exactly.

[06:39:44] E last?

[06:39:45] Uh, yes.

[06:39:46] W, Q, E max.

[06:39:47] So you start Q, W, E, then you max W, Q, E.

[06:39:50] Got it.

[06:39:51] I'll try to get priority, but...

[06:39:53] Is this bot, correct?

[06:39:55] Yes.

[06:39:56] Yes.

[06:39:57] Okay.

[06:39:58] not vision on to me I believe. Look he's boss tight he's starting red. I'm affecting level 1.

[06:40:05] Alright so Jinx see after you take the Krugs instantly recall and just go straight to the top

[06:40:09] top because you cannot fight the boss. I have a free stream of top as well you maybe look top as

[06:40:14] well. Yeah I have a free stream of top right away. Top trap top trap you think? Yep. Yeah.

[06:40:20] Really that hits him. We're locked in now here we go here we go now we can now now we're here.

[06:40:24] huge by the way I can tell I can tell we're locked in here we go

[06:40:32] so Zin's gonna reset and be topside here you might look maybe we can fight

[06:40:36] well his cross are still down for 15 so it's only place either gank meta or it's

[06:40:41] go for go for top top talk to me father Tyler yep yep yep you're good

[06:40:48] maybe look on atrox as well

[06:40:51] actually you can go in, I still probably don't forget

[06:40:55] I need to be too because we have a player advantage

[06:41:04] just kill her, kill her, kill her, she's fucking dead

[06:41:08] alright, target softed renata

[06:41:11] fuck off you pussy

[06:41:15] This guy can be killable. What's that the mid guy the mid guy?

[06:41:18] Stop stop stop. I didn't kill him. I'm coming. I'm coming now.

[06:41:21] I'm in the flash. I know that. I know that. I know that.

[06:41:23] All the way, all the way, all the way, all the way.

[06:41:25] Okay that's fine. We're really important in this but you still damage.

[06:41:27] Yeah that's fine. I E you just up in the way, just up in the way.

[06:41:29] Yeah yeah. Don't hit him.

[06:41:35] Go go go, go go.

[06:41:37] Nice. That's perfect.

[06:41:39] That's flash. It's very good.

[06:41:41] It's not gonna be bought.

[06:41:43] Yeah, but I think we reset the only reason it's obvious here is if they're rating the other one the wrong

[06:42:02] Come on guys

[06:42:04] I

[06:42:10] Should be wrong for now. We just haven't reset here. This is good

[06:42:18] Come on now, come on now

[06:42:22] This is the team I know the one I got you I got you accent playing bro. It's fierce fuck

[06:42:28] Is it actually?

[06:42:30] Um, collected first, really?

[06:42:32] No, go ahead.

[06:42:34] How much gold do you have?

[06:42:36] How much gold, how much gold?

[06:42:38] One more either.

[06:42:40] Go BF, go BF, go BF.

[06:42:44] The long sword, the long sword, yeah.

[06:42:46] Yeah, a roll. Relieve! Relieve!

[06:42:48] No, no, what the fuck!

[06:42:50] It's no round!

[06:42:52] You're gonna work, man!

[06:42:54] My order is still down for 45,

[06:42:56] but I can just walk up and scout crab.

[06:42:58] Crab is still down for 30 so what we're gonna have to do is ask we have to get

[06:43:01] Pio I'll talk to you about it I want to go to the dragon. Okay, Jhin stay stay Jhin stay stay stay.

[06:43:07] Stay dragon stay dragon? Yep yep okay so

[06:43:12] No but we have to fight! We have to fight!

[06:43:14] Okay go go go go go!

[06:43:19] Jason you gotta go in here bud.

[06:43:21] Okay, I'm trying. Stop.

[06:43:23] I have shield, I have shield. Come to me.

[06:43:28] Zinz, is it on Zinz, on Zinz, on Zinz?

[06:43:30] Yeah, I'm probably in one, probably in one.

[06:43:34] I don't get reset. Fuck.

[06:43:37] People can't fucking listen to me or what? Am I muted?

[06:43:40] I mean, I went in, I- I- I generally thought you were gonna go right there.

[06:43:43] You be-

[06:43:44] Okay, that one's on me. That one's on me.

[06:43:46] I was a lot of- what did I just say?

[06:43:48] Just listen to what I say, guys!

[06:43:49] I'm not- I'm not leading you astray! I promise!

[06:43:53] Sorry Tyler. Wait wait wait wait!

[06:43:55] Nice!

[06:43:56] I don't got anything. Good job!

[06:43:57] You kill hums.

[06:43:58] Ah, don't worry. Y'all can in as much as I want. I'm on ADC now. Don't worry.

[06:44:05] Ha ha ha ha!

[06:44:08] Alright.

[06:44:10] Keep backing the jungler for me. That's it.

[06:44:12] I'm gonna fuck with this.

[06:44:13] They have, they have, they have, they have got good.

[06:44:17] Hans, can you get something deep in here?

[06:44:18] Wait, wait, that is the boss. You're, you're 80's dead again.

[06:44:21] What?

[06:44:23] Okay, she got a little six and then she just did her thing. I mean

[06:44:29] It's okay. We're good. Thanks. Don't fight until you level six the only way to counter

[06:44:34] Fuck you doing man. No, I don't know. Okay. Okay. Okay. I was trying to cancel since reset

[06:44:45] All right, we got this

[06:44:50] It's okay, buddy

[06:44:53] Ah, ah, ah, sorry, Shadow.

[06:44:55] What happened?

[06:44:59] I mean, I had to. She was like a nervous, impregnable scenario.

[06:45:02] Fucking stupid-ass character.

[06:45:04] But, anyway, did I get exhausted there or not? I forgot.

[06:45:08] I'm gonna say there was also a sound.

[06:45:10] Alright, Axe, I'm coming by. I'm coming by.

[06:45:13] Check it out.

[06:45:15] This is just so nerve-wracking.

[06:45:17] Axe, we went to get you by the way. We went to get you.

[06:45:19] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We did.

[06:45:21] Can we get board grubs?

[06:45:23] Uh, Jinxy?

[06:45:24] Yes, I'm huge.

[06:45:25] I can actually go eat board grubs.

[06:45:26] I wanna get board grubs.

[06:45:27] It's really, really good for me.

[06:45:28] I'm gonna just try to just take it on it.

[06:45:30] Can you follow?

[06:45:31] Yeah, I'm coming right now.

[06:45:32] I think he's on it.

[06:45:33] He's on it!

[06:45:34] He's on it!

[06:45:35] He's on it!

[06:45:36] Come!

[06:45:37] Come!

[06:45:38] Come!

[06:45:39] Come!

[06:45:40] Come!

[06:45:41] Come!

[06:45:42] Come!

[06:45:43] Come!

[06:45:44] Come!

[06:45:45] Come!

[06:45:46] Come!

[06:45:47] Come!

[06:45:48] Come!

[06:45:49] Come!

[06:45:50] Anybody

[06:46:03] After this one you look for a base, okay?

[06:46:08] What do you mean look for a base I don't know what that means

[06:46:11] What the fuck I've been teaching in wait? No, it's when you recall jinx. It's when you recall

[06:46:17] oh oh oh oh recon recon yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[06:46:21] Xwork, ah!

[06:46:23] guys we got a closed game here come on!

[06:46:25] we got stacked we got stacked

[06:46:27] they're gonna go BF or Yuntal enough

[06:46:29] uh go Yuntal, go Yuntal

[06:46:31] because you need to scale

[06:46:33] yeah I'm not like you're kinda homeless

[06:46:35] let's just try to scale

[06:46:37] alright the way you the way you kill

[06:46:39] okay X the way you kill you have to use your W

[06:46:41] just went outside the range and ult her

[06:46:43] she's gonna use her her

[06:46:45] She needs our W which is the one where you can't hit her, but that's when you just space her you can space it in your good

[06:46:51] Okay, I especially when she's a yeah, she's like the water

[06:46:55] The ultimate gives you a race and she won't be able to hit you as long you space her outside the menu because she has two dashes

[06:47:01] Yeah

[06:47:03] If she doesn't have any menu she can't dash. She can only direct to the champions as well

[06:47:06] I'll let you get so it's gonna work if I could start getting the word here. I got you like just on every set

[06:47:15] oh god where's Zinn? you guys know where Zinn is? no

[06:47:21] I don't see Zinn

[06:47:24] Zinn should be in an old base

[06:47:26] he's probably around like both the ground area

[06:47:28] okay

[06:47:29] oh you want to die top?

[06:47:37] they're all AD I can stack armor and I'm at 40 cs on mid though

[06:47:40] you're smurfing it

[06:47:42] you should be free

[06:47:46] he's top

[06:47:48] we're like levels behind

[06:47:50] i think they're on the way to kill them

[06:47:52] i think we're way better defensively

[06:47:54] how are we looking

[06:47:56] he's missing carefully

[06:47:58] run run run run

[06:48:00] run run run

[06:48:02] zin zin zin

[06:48:04] check him out

[06:48:06] no you're good you're good

[06:48:38] yes yes we can I am huge but they're buying shoes we need to worry about the

[06:48:43] denial I get silencer and one shutter okay just if you kill my little to call

[06:48:47] yep I'm rotating from time I'm coming to dragon all right I saw you show up

[06:48:52] walk through here awesome yeah awesome awesome I'm second time guys I'm dead

[06:48:57] of that oh god okay good I'm looking here I'm looking here I'm here I'm here

[06:49:03] I'm here everybody

[06:49:08] Good okay, nice

[06:49:26] I'm so doing so doing dragon

[06:49:33] I lost a lot of time, but it's okay.

[06:49:36] All right, nice!

[06:49:38] That's how we win games!

[06:49:41] I need to slow-take the young pal.

[06:49:43] Fuck it, go!

[06:49:49] Do I have a TP if I think he's down?

[06:49:52] There was one guy top. I don't know where he is now.

[06:49:55] What'd you say?

[06:49:57] There wasn't guy top, but I don't know where he is now. He was there a second ago.

[06:50:00] I don't know where he is now. He was there a second ago. He might just be in the bush or he recalled or something

[06:50:03] No, my chance. Hold on. Fuck. My blue buff's gone. I came out of there. I have one more gun. I'm gonna re-get a bike

[06:50:11] I worry southern. Anybody need me out of base? Like, uh, anybody need me, you know. No, no, just stay with us. Stay with us.

[06:50:21] We're looking fucking good guys! We're looking good! Come on, baby!

[06:50:24] if you do have time you should look at the base as well

[06:50:31] if you do have time, oh not time

[06:50:34] X try not to get a instant sharon

[06:50:36] I'll save our good luck for some of you

[06:50:38] look bot lane at different WU

[06:50:42] she did not use any sums by the way

[06:50:48] I think we got this though

[06:50:50] I think we did it here

[06:50:52] Sounds like we scale it hard so Jin see read the kill score backwards

[06:51:09] Dude it came up as I died literally the millisecond

[06:51:12] I

[06:51:17] Know fuck me no

[06:51:19] Look at me play literally came up the middle second. I died. I tried flashing

[06:51:27] No, it's okay, I try my turn. Okay, I'll just keep saying Bob whatever every time I leave everything goes

[06:51:42] I

[06:51:44] Topping support. How do we don't play the game?

[06:51:58] Yes, no exhaust now by the way bro. Should I start these?

[06:52:03] Hair rifter I gotta paste

[06:52:06] Don't do it

[06:52:12] Yeah, you do it all the way yeah, I said he would just you rushed your two boots and then just like try to fucking run away from them every time they walk up I

[06:52:29] Mean

[06:52:42] No, no, no, no, no.

[06:52:44] No, go ahead, go ahead.

[06:52:46] We're getting so fucking strong.

[06:52:48] We are, we are.

[06:52:49] Come on.

[06:52:51] Also, extra fire side's an auto-attack over your E.

[06:52:53] Because you're fucking kidding me.

[06:52:55] No way, play with your auto-E.

[06:53:00] No, nilaa, no.

[06:53:02] Dude, what the?

[06:53:03] I can see behind him, I can see behind him.

[06:53:05] Yeah, I think he'll be good.

[06:53:07] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[06:53:08] Now I was like, I can't send him off.

[06:53:10] I'm not gonna go so I'm gonna stay there rotating me. I got you. I got you

[06:53:15] How did you get the eye about yeah? Yeah, I got it. I got it, bro, bro my chest

[06:53:23] Hi

[06:53:35] Nice guys

[06:54:10] is coming by

[06:54:13] No, we have to run now we have to run

[06:54:15] We could give this if you guys want and I get to top. I'm gonna go top cap

[06:54:26] Shot dip dip dip dip dip dip I've ult up I don't flash

[06:54:35] You're gonna fight it okay, I'm going dragon now going dragon now

[06:54:40] I'm gonna rip it here.

[06:54:42] Uh, it's on the top.

[06:54:43] I can't even beat it.

[06:54:43] I have no vision. It's kinda hard, actually.

[06:54:45] I'm going dragon!

[06:54:46] I'm going dragon!

[06:54:47] Help me, help me, help me, help me!

[06:54:49] Yeah, fuck it, Sid.

[06:54:50] Drop ward, drop ward!

[06:54:52] I'm going fucking dragon!

[06:54:53] They're here, they're here!

[06:54:55] AHHHHHH!

[06:54:55] Don't fight, don't fight that.

[06:54:58] They're no flash.

[06:54:59] I'll put bottom.

[06:55:01] Alright, I'm coming with you.

[06:55:02] I got fondled.

[06:55:06] They're all there, they're all there, so it's okay.

[06:55:10] Jack look once and as well that is the worst case scenario

[06:55:17] Where's the video?

[06:55:19] I sold it

[06:55:21] Yeah I'm here

[06:55:23] You have anything?

[06:55:25] Yeah I'm not deading

[06:55:27] She's dead right?

[06:55:29] I'm over there

[06:55:31] I'm over there

[06:55:33] I'm over there

[06:55:35] Stop, stop me

[06:55:37] Nice kill me 8 drugs

[06:55:39] trucks

[06:55:51] Ex that's what I'm talking about right there x that's what the fuck I'm talking about it. Yeah, everybody's locked in now

[06:55:57] I feel supported this time

[06:56:29] I'm getting so strong in my fucking jungle

[06:56:36] I feel like corkiness is solid bottom the night goes mid now

[06:56:49] I need to go block bro. I'm not matching a truck. I'm fucking abusive

[06:56:59] I'll come up.

[06:57:03] I'm running back.

[06:57:05] Can I magle?

[06:57:07] Can I ward like right here?

[06:57:10] I'm nice, I'm nice.

[06:57:11] I'm going to sub the Ranzen.

[06:57:12] Duff has E reduces my damage, right?

[06:57:13] E reduces my damage.

[06:57:14] The damage that you're going to take, yes.

[06:57:19] It's also a sphere.

[06:57:21] Other thing that makes you a runaway.

[06:57:25] Yep.

[06:57:26] I can hook her ass raw.

[06:57:36] Alright, I'm ready.

[06:57:38] If you get a D4 bot, Zin could be right here as well.

[06:57:41] Oh no.

[06:57:42] Shit!

[06:57:43] Fuck!

[06:57:44] Oh shit.

[06:57:45] I'm on the way.

[06:57:47] You got bar?

[06:57:49] Run away, run away.

[06:57:50] Nobody else needs to die please.

[06:57:52] We're spared.

[06:57:54] I run out of is

[06:57:57] You know what she used she hard I still have my arm

[06:58:04] How do I buy so fucking fast how do I die so fast

[06:58:12] They're gonna be on it 100% okay on this one. I'm gonna go straight here. They're in here. They're on it. Okay

[06:58:24] Okay, this isn't much cooler than the last game, though.

[06:58:30] I gotta kill your base.

[06:58:31] Tyler, you're 6-0, holy shit.

[06:58:33] You might actually be able to drop, like, 30 in this hand.

[06:58:36] Yeah, this guy cannot play the game, by the way.

[06:58:38] We have Dragon for free, all flesh up.

[06:58:46] Alright, I'm gonna look around here.

[06:58:50] You sleep? Sleepy?

[06:58:52] have it might be worried on this I'm gonna

[06:58:55] ideally just take the wave and then fuck

[06:58:57] off and you know rune is next right

[06:58:59] hurricane uh no I'll be out there you

[06:59:03] really out there you do not know that

[06:59:06] I'm on units

[06:59:15] you why the fuck do they always lock in

[06:59:17] the most bullshit things balling last

[06:59:18] week I actually do that careful careful

[06:59:21] every couple oh we're looking for once a minute I think we see the ward on the right

[06:59:24] it's bot lane yeah maybe look once in a year we could cook something in 5 things

[06:59:32] good are we walking it down are we walking it down just just a couple here guys

[06:59:36] good good kill that kill that I do I do have to use it before though it's on me

[06:59:46] I think what we need to do is we're just in play through like a lane at 5 because if we just play through at 5

[07:00:11] I don't think we lose with our comp the issues that were just like split up too much

[07:00:16] play for me

[07:00:19] I'm done. Let's go mad. Let's go mad. Let's see if we can play through like down or something shit

[07:00:23] Then we play right down

[07:00:25] They're gonna be on it, but they're gonna be low if you guys can rotate back. Yeah, I could really get a few kills on that for sure

[07:00:31] I could try to stall it out maybe

[07:00:34] Oh the trolling

[07:00:37] I'm trying to start it has no flash three times this game

[07:00:41] He's very low the outfit outfit it's fine. They can't they can't do it's okay. It's okay

[07:00:48] That's y'all don't fight don't fight don't fight wait wait. That's it. We got this out here

[07:00:54] ammo ours

[07:00:58] Nice

[07:01:01] Slow slow slow. I'm TPing 30. Okay. He's really good. These guys are so fucking good

[07:01:06] I'm such a worthless sack of shit

[07:01:19] Which other business jump in you're a cute guys everything okay?

[07:01:24] We're ready. We're weird. We're gonna listen what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna reset and then we just like take over baron

[07:01:29] I think we just put it on this here

[07:01:31] You guys, I don't even know what to do, I'm just dead every time, it's gonna kill me so fast.

[07:01:36] Yeah, you should just take your champs, arc cooldown, pretty much just force nothing, and when you hear an arc, arc, arc, arc, arc.

[07:01:44] Go Bob, go Bob, go Bob, go Bob. Start from Bob, start from Bob.

[07:01:47] Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, farm, farm, stop fighting, farm, wait for the arc, all got it.

[07:01:55] I gotta stop feeding these fuckers, this game's gonna get out of hand.

[07:02:28] WHAT IS THAT?!

[07:02:34] I'm getting fucked in my time.

[07:02:36] I know what the character is like, what they do.

[07:02:38] I know you can do that. I know what that does.

[07:02:40] What is that?!

[07:02:43] What is that?!

[07:02:45] WHO IS THAT?!

[07:02:48] Bro, got past.

[07:02:50] I'm getting like, I'm getting ganked to this game. I'm getting fucking ganked.

[07:02:55] I'm 0 and 6, bro. I'm getting ganked.

[07:02:57] Okay, listen listen, that's what I think I think what we can do shit right now is

[07:03:02] We literally just try once again to play as five because like the issues that we still haven't played as five

[07:03:07] That's five off a Tyler Q on an Isla and she just dies like just no flash. It should be super free

[07:03:12] I'm going middle. I'm about a fucking plod them horn. Yeah, don't let him back if you get it

[07:03:17] It's worth five manning me five many minutes. Oh the fucking problem

[07:03:20] I

[07:03:24] Know I'm going deep

[07:03:43] I mean it max empty for a while now. Oh, no

[07:03:50] No, oh wait, why do I not it and on it so long I just cut all these we have so

[07:03:56] a point right here

[07:03:58] Oh, huh. Are we going for Baron or no now since I'm waiting. Yeah, I guess I'm

[07:04:03] Don't go for Baron leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave

[07:04:06] Are we just gonna wait for the next dragon Tyler? Yes. Yes. Did we have to win this part of the game's fucking over?

[07:04:12] Okay, okay, I

[07:04:14] Need the Bible. I absolutely need to get his

[07:04:17] uh

[07:04:20] Yeah, I'm only missing like 40 more gold. Where can I get the cannon?

[07:04:27] I'll have a nice wave if you want we play around my cube the Zin is an animal he's gonna go at randomly

[07:04:31] I'm gonna send him here one shot him if zin goes in we can one shot him be careful of

[07:04:37] Just wait to see whether that's fine

[07:04:40] Should I save my smite for this guy

[07:04:42] Yes, yes, okay, James. Why you two?

[07:04:44] If I don't this guy's gonna go in like an ape. I'm gonna science and we're gonna focus in

[07:04:50] Okay

[07:04:59] Alright

[07:05:02] That I mean it's huge

[07:05:14] I could beat him man. I could beat him.

[07:05:17] Do you have any wards?

[07:05:18] I don't have.

[07:05:19] Hunting?

[07:05:23] Try to damage him.

[07:05:24] What's up?

[07:05:25] He's coming out.

[07:05:26] What's he got?

[07:05:32] Don't go H1st.

[07:05:33] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[07:05:39] What?

[07:05:41] Zendaka TP?

[07:05:42] He he he he

[07:05:44] If I fight I just die instantly, you guys saying fight I'm under level

[07:05:46] You holding us all up here?

[07:05:48] I feel like trucks

[07:05:50] You trying to come and get a solo point though?

[07:05:52] Alright

[07:05:53] If I fight I'm just dead, I mean like I can't fight

[07:05:55] Okay, listen, I have Nights Vow now

[07:05:57] We could Loki look to maybe set a vision around Vow

[07:05:59] Like I know we lost solo but we can someone

[07:06:01] Solo whatever actually

[07:06:02] It doesn't matter

[07:06:03] Who wants a Nights Vow, I think it goes on the corner here, right?

[07:06:05] Please, please

[07:06:08] So our only hope is Baron now?

[07:06:10] No, yes, I mean someone fights

[07:06:14] Actually best case scenario for the mention it's a zinnies to die this is in dies we can play

[07:06:21] This guy's ego like a motherfucker

[07:06:24] Okay, I guess the auto house is really big

[07:06:33] I will show the two fights like a little bit later on like I get just jumped into this is who's my who

[07:06:38] I think I think yeah, you do whatever you did it last time and I'm sure I'm not gonna show up

[07:06:55] So one of our guys we got this it is

[07:07:01] I'm gonna split bomb I'm forcing a truck to be balling that look for a TP plane

[07:07:04] Johnson if you get like a ward on flank, I can look for something right?

[07:07:07] It's like if I split up I die. I think the waiting round here. Yes. Be careful. I still have flash

[07:07:13] Careful X fork back

[07:07:15] Yeah, I'm out. Are there sin right there?

[07:07:19] They're looking bad here. Just don't fight just wait wait. I'm trying to not fight

[07:07:27] All right, we're gonna go

[07:07:29] Ah, do you have any warheads?

[07:07:31] We gotta go.

[07:07:32] We gotta go.

[07:07:33] There's one up here.

[07:07:34] They're on barrel.

[07:07:35] It's melting, it's melting.

[07:07:36] We can't, we can't, we can't, we can't, we can't.

[07:07:38] Ow, ow, we can't.

[07:07:39] We're going to just wait.

[07:07:41] I think we can just play 1-3-1.

[07:07:43] I think you just split.

[07:07:45] They're 5-5s, it's too much.

[07:07:47] It's... it's, uh...

[07:07:49] They're 5-5s, it's too much.

[07:07:51] We have to split.

[07:07:53] Don't just get warheads on site.

[07:07:55] Please.

[07:07:56] I think they're 5-5s...

[07:07:57] not give it to playable I think it's playable. I can't hit silence.

[07:08:00] Oh no.

[07:08:02] Fuckin' or not is the problem.

[07:08:04] Soul's going to bot. I see a deep board.

[07:08:07] The final gear.

[07:08:09] They're gonna go crazy.

[07:08:11] Yeah, they're gonna go same for you.

[07:08:13] I'm gonna TP on TP, they said they're gonna go same.

[07:08:15] I'm gonna TP out.

[07:08:17] Alright.

[07:08:19] Bro, can these grugs spawn or what?

[07:08:22] Can't go back to bot.

[07:08:24] Okay, we're back to the farm.

[07:08:25] I'm gonna fucking spawn!

[07:08:29] Okay, I'm gonna spawn in Corki now.

[07:08:30] We can both give looks a fight.

[07:08:32] Yes, it's a shoot.

[07:08:33] Zin's huge, Zin!

[07:08:35] Look, Zin, look, Zin!

[07:08:37] I did it!

[07:08:40] Yes!

[07:08:41] Yes!

[07:08:42] I killed Zin!

[07:08:43] I killed Zin!

[07:08:44] I killed Zin!

[07:08:45] Here we go!

[07:08:48] Come on, guys, come on, guys!

[07:08:49] No.

[07:08:50] I

[07:08:57] Think that's console it was flash with the with the yeah, but with you two I think ask himself

[07:09:07] Guys I suffer redemption, okay?

[07:10:20] I'm trying to reset my course and uh...

[07:10:22] Can I stack with you guys?

[07:10:24] I mean, yes, yes.

[07:10:26] This guy's on me.

[07:10:28] Yeah, yeah, I think that was not a flash.

[07:10:30] I think he jumped into the dig around me, or a charge.

[07:10:32] Or probably both of them.

[07:10:34] I think both of them.

[07:10:36] I'm getting told Nyla, a soul, and eight trumps.

[07:10:38] Yep, yes, correct.

[07:10:40] Tell him I'm just gonna like stay on you.

[07:10:42] I'm gonna recall for pot though.

[07:10:44] So I pretty much got his...

[07:10:46] This is all on XCC and uh...

[07:10:48] It's all that's all we can see but they're outscaled to my head. All right

[07:11:03] Guys we need to fight out there like can we please set this up if they're resetting then it gives us a chance to take over like vision bot side

[07:11:13] Walk through I didn't just watch that

[07:11:15] Yeah, we got to get this

[07:11:17] Yeah, we got to get this track

[07:11:19] I'm going to go right now actually, right here, right here

[07:11:21] Okay

[07:11:23] Just keep the line awarded, okay?

[07:11:25] Always wore this

[07:11:27] Just hold this choke, hold this choke, okay?

[07:11:29] You have to hold this choke

[07:11:31] You have to do like, just suicide if I can

[07:11:33] Wait, just hold that point, hold that point

[07:11:35] Just hold it, Jinx you just hold it, just wait

[07:11:37] I can even look for one on mid, no no no

[07:11:39] Look mid, look mid

[07:11:41] Okay, he's chunking, he's chunking

[07:11:43] He's very low, if you can force him it's good, so he'll die out of the fight, okay?

[07:11:50] He's staying with you right now.

[07:11:53] Okay Chugs, slow, slow, slow, slow, wait for his low, wait for his low.

[07:11:59] He's very low.

[07:12:00] Hey Chicky, don't!

[07:12:01] No, Chicky!

[07:12:02] Wait.

[07:12:03] Axe, Axe is on the fight.

[07:12:04] I

[07:12:10] Still on the fly

[07:12:21] Thanks you talk to me

[07:12:27] Yep, I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry. Sorry we got this we got this we got this noise

[07:12:34] Are you guys winning though up there?

[07:12:37] I'm still behind you. Watch out. That guy's got a smoke to me.

[07:12:45] Man, he got a really fast. Holy shit. Okay, I'll be the canine.

[07:12:48] We just went clear. We're good.

[07:12:50] Yeah, we're chillin. We're chillin.

[07:12:55] I have Moonstone in like 100 gold, so I'm starting to get a little bit spiked now.

[07:12:59] The thing is that all we need to do is wait out the elder and get Baron,

[07:13:03] And then just hope that they don't force a fight during that time frame

[07:13:07] I literally one shot this deal up with just by the way

[07:13:13] But like if Nila dies and we're all in like a good position, we just saw them in the game, right?

[07:13:17] Yes, but they're all so like misery. Oh

[07:13:19] Didn't also flash there

[07:13:21] You've lost very, very strong.

[07:13:25] You can't solve.

[07:13:26] I'll see what I can.

[07:13:28] I maybe get this one.

[07:13:29] Careful. No, no, no, no, no.

[07:13:31] Right now we're just playing back.

[07:13:32] Wait, we are at our nexus here.

[07:13:33] They have, they have elder buff.

[07:13:34] You know what elder buff does?

[07:13:35] Uh, yeah, they have like the...

[07:13:37] Lord's Meagles who did it.

[07:13:39] That's it.

[07:13:40] Yeah.

[07:13:41] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[07:13:43] Right now we're just shoveling.

[07:13:45] So much of our life, Ken.

[07:13:47] I'll go bot, I'll go bot, I'll go bot.

[07:13:49] Yeah

[07:13:56] All right, I'll drop two wards here

[07:14:00] We could win this

[07:14:05] Like there doesn't really matter it's all about

[07:14:09] We just don't buy

[07:14:11] Just walk back homes. I need like 50 fucking the blooms. We let him

[07:14:15] Can you stop going? Just stop your goings for now.

[07:14:19] Don't run, plus, plus.

[07:14:21] I'm dead anyway mate, just give time, give time, give time.

[07:14:25] Do not fight, do not fight.

[07:14:27] Just give time, give time.

[07:14:29] Alright, it's 1-4 left.

[07:14:31] I'm coming, I'm on the way.

[07:14:33] We just stall the elder, it's okay.

[07:14:37] They can't end you, they can't end.

[07:14:41] I'm waiting for the creep.

[07:14:43] Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!

[07:14:48] Not that?

[07:14:57] Wait.

[07:14:57] Just one of me... oh my god.

[07:15:01] Oh my GODDAAAAAAA

[07:15:05] WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING PANICAL?!

[07:15:07] AI ROLL!

[07:15:08] No, I'm like, dig the whole game!

[07:15:10] No, I dig the whole game!

[07:15:12] I

[07:15:15] There goes things you either go thing

[07:15:19] But I what what are the players no they were in my chat as an evil trigger

[07:15:23] I I thought before the game. Maybe it's anything in chat fucking loser. I just got stopped into a locker

[07:15:30] Ten times

[07:15:32] Every time I went to go jungle. I got in the ass every time to me everybody

[07:15:37] Being carryable is a fucking skill. I understand that

[07:15:40] Yeah, there's no shame. Yeah, I'm not talking to you, Jeezy.

[07:15:44] Yes, I'm talking to you, but fucking bot lane.

[07:15:48] Wait, what? I'm not asking!

[07:15:51] You were all in five and I said, guys, look at me, I'm up 100 CS, just play safe.

[07:15:55] I see you die again and again.

[07:15:57] Dude, I just, wow, I was one on one and then it was just Nila.

[07:16:02] Like, it's here just Nila, Renata gap.

[07:16:05] Nila, how about me, you go bot lane.

[07:16:08] It's okay, it's all lost.

[07:16:11] No, no, they're still up.

[07:16:12] We just gotta buy a match.

[07:16:13] They felt bad for us.

[07:16:14] Yeah, we did that for us, we did that for us.

[07:16:16] So yeah, I know this is bad.

[07:16:18] Look, even though I entered a bus stop,

[07:16:20] like when somebody's dying,

[07:16:22] I think we could use-

[07:16:23] Thanks for debating.

[07:16:25] Like we should have went all in when Jason went all in there.

[07:16:28] Like follow a bad call.

[07:16:29] It's fine.

[07:16:30] I think if we just follow a bad call,

[07:16:32] then you should not follow a good one.

[07:16:34] Like, I don't want what we're just staying and doing nothing.

[07:16:36] We're just all in there, we just send it.

[07:16:38] I don't know what we didn't go in there.

[07:16:39] We didn't go in there.

[07:16:40] No, we didn't go in there.

[07:16:41] We ended up being in there like flimsy, like in and out, and we all died in anyway.

[07:16:45] No, we just didn't go in.

[07:16:46] We had to wait out the water.

[07:16:47] But it's okay.

[07:16:48] Wait, wait, wait.

[07:16:49] Which one?

[07:16:50] Guys, we got the, um, we got the consolation bracket participation award, though.

[07:16:56] But anyways, it's counting.

[07:16:58] What, what, what did you, what did you pick yourself?

[07:17:00] Dig me out, brother.

[07:17:02] We're out, bro.

[07:17:03] We're out.

[07:17:04] We lost and then lost the loser's bracket.

[07:17:06] lost and then lost again.

[07:17:10] We were so shit that we lost in the first round and then we lost to a

[07:17:13] team that also lost in the first round.

[07:17:16] So yeah, we're like the shit is in the shed right now.

[07:17:19] But I'm going to take blame.

[07:17:20] I'm a fucking iron player against diamonds.

[07:17:22] Like we're not winning that, bro.

[07:17:24] It's not your fault.

[07:17:26] Whether you begin.

[07:17:27] Okay.

[07:17:28] Okay.

[07:17:28] Well, I don't know if this is that.

[07:17:29] Who's called this?

[07:17:30] It's a lot.

[07:17:31] It's not like I was a lot.

[07:17:33] It's not like, but look, these are picking it.

[07:17:35] the most dog shit ass crack character like

[07:17:40] You cannot hit night up for three seconds when she uses her bullshit, right?

[07:17:43] And then if she dies, with another like

[07:17:46] Residor and then another three seconds of initially and then come a second live like it's lame

[07:17:51] It's and then it goes on and put this thing you can't do it

[07:17:55] Autos don't get in you can't auto in it in his cock circle. It's lame man

[07:18:01] Somebody presently just said I don't know but

[07:18:05] X dude, you fought your heart out Tyler you fought your heart out

[07:18:12] Humbster you fought your heart out

[07:18:18] Okay, wait genuine question first game I'll give it to you I sold but what the fuck do you want me to do in the second one?

[07:18:26] I

[07:18:36] Listen listen, I know who we can blame guys guys. Let's just blame the enemy team because they stream sniped bro

[07:18:42] You know what right? Yeah?

[07:18:45] Like guys listen guys listen

[07:18:47] What's world one of league when you lose? Who's fault is it?

[07:18:51] But everyone but yours everyone but exactly

[07:18:53] But if all of us are main characters, then it can't be any of our faults. So it has to be the enemy team

[07:19:00] They stream sniped bro. So the only reason we lost is because we got stream sniped. We played perfect in that second game

[07:19:07] We had in coordination. Nobody played fucking perfect. Nobody played perfect. Listen, bro

[07:19:12] I'm an iron player. I got stuff them to a locker repetitively continuously. I couldn't loot. I couldn't fight

[07:19:18] I couldn't gank. I couldn't fucking drone. I was my ears were ringing

[07:19:21] This is what I heard that entire second game

[07:19:27] So look I got a fucking get back into the training bro

[07:19:30] And the next time we do a class tournament, maybe I'll be flat or something, but not right now fuck back

[07:19:42] Nobody was listening to me what do you want me to do I said jing see don't are

[07:19:46] Or would I tell ya, I didn't say it once, and he just kept on r-ingin'

[07:19:51] I don't wanna be-

[07:19:51] Yeah, that's pretty true

[07:19:52] I'm just testing to unblock Loomis' ass, and I'm blamin'

[07:19:56] And then I had to fuckin' argue with Humza about which lane to go to

[07:19:59] I've already talked about it, honestly

[07:20:01] I begged for vision from God-taste the entire time

[07:20:04] But I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

[07:20:07] I was like, just do it!

[07:20:09] But yeah, guys, but that test kinda sucks though, without heck of a room

[07:20:12] We already knew that

[07:20:12] Dude!

[07:20:13] Okay, I think for class tomorrow, we'll be back

[07:20:16] You put Dante's on jungle or top.

[07:20:20] This is hecker room, bro.

[07:20:20] Because tomorrow.

[07:20:21] Hecker room, bro.

[07:20:23] There's one tomorrow?

[07:20:25] I think so.

[07:20:25] Yeah, but I don't know if we're

[07:20:26] able to play tomorrow.

[07:20:27] I'm not going to be able to play tomorrow.

[07:20:28] Well, I won't be able to play.

[07:20:29] But I'll play Saturday.

[07:20:31] Tomorrow's Mother's Day.

[07:20:32] Tomorrow's Mother's Day.

[07:20:33] And I'm barely even going to be live for them all.

[07:20:35] No.

[07:20:36] OK.

[07:20:36] So guys, still Sunday.

[07:20:37] But Saturday, I'm down if y'all want to run it back.

[07:20:39] That was fun.

[07:20:40] OK.

[07:20:40] On Saturday.

[07:20:42] All right, guys.

[07:20:43] Have a good night, man.

[07:20:44] I'm sorry.

[07:20:44] I suck.

[07:20:46] Not us, yeah, that's it.

[07:20:47] Don, please, don't be sad to call.

[07:20:49] Don, don't be sad to call, please.

[07:20:51] Okay, I'm gonna head out now.

[07:20:53] Yep, all right, JC.

[07:20:55] Stay in the call, please.

[07:20:57] Let me read what the fuck, let me hear this, bro.

[07:20:59] Stay in the call.

[07:21:01] The fuck does that mean?

[07:21:03] Where do you find your best?

[07:21:05] I try to read, yeah, yeah, you too man.

[07:21:07] Stay in the call, what does that mean?

[07:21:12] You leave, please?

[07:21:13] You fucking embarrassing pieces of shit.

[07:21:14] You guys can go.

[07:21:15] a lot bro we need it bro we we need to put you on like a carry because I can't

[07:21:19] be the only one you beg me to play fucking choke at the piece of shit and

[07:21:22] you think I gave you the bag I gave you the bag you did not fumble it I had the

[07:21:27] bag I didn't fumble it now we need to what are you

[07:21:33] asshole

[07:21:36] do dude I don't to be better I don't know crush top on the guy that last game

[07:21:40] What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?

[07:21:42] I did it! I did it! I did it!

[07:21:43] I'm not even gonna tell her!

[07:21:44] I'm just dissapointed to focus on him first!

[07:21:46] No, no, no, no, no, no!

[07:21:47] You gotta talk about Dante's level one at seven minutes

[07:21:50] by the first game.

[07:21:51] He was a terrorist, I'm not gonna lie.

[07:21:53] He actually got it right in the middle of the night.

[07:21:55] That was the whole game that last year.

[07:21:56] Shut up!

[07:21:57] The first game, the first two minutes.

[07:21:59] Bro, Lee has like the funniest streamers ever.

[07:22:01] I'll fall to shit.

[07:22:02] But it's because we're getting sniped, bro.

[07:22:04] I forgot that when we get sniped, you get fucked that hard.

[07:22:08] Bro!

[07:22:09] In the lulu game, you didn't mean you weren't even saying anything about anything

[07:22:16] You shut down

[07:22:18] And who the fuck plays lulu as a challenger

[07:22:21] It's so

[07:22:23] Loose to these fucking people and fucking solo queue you don't understand it actually hurts my heart losing these diamond little dogs

[07:22:28] Okay, so next time you come up to me at conventions and like room at that time at Beatron flex kill

[07:22:33] They're gonna put me at a fucking

[07:22:35] I'm gonna fuck I want to sucker punch him in the jaw, bro. Okay. Listen. I can't stand this shit

[07:22:44] Let's just call it how it is the first game was my fault the second game was hums's fault

[07:22:52] Men like women line numbers though, what damage that I did that game

[07:22:56] Let's talk

[07:22:58] 55 days, 55, how much more I gotta do?

[07:23:01] Yeah, but you can't find any openings,

[07:23:03] like, any touch was not, bro, I picked up a soul mid,

[07:23:06] but you know, Jinx, he blesses hard first,

[07:23:08] he just thought of playing, he just, he just,

[07:23:10] he just, he just, he just, he just,

[07:23:11] bro, watch that one, bro, I, we're both literally,

[07:23:13] me hope, me hope, don't watch the mod,

[07:23:15] me hope, me hope, don't watch the mod.

[07:23:18] All right, bro, I'm off chat.

[07:23:19] Love y'all boys, chat.

[07:23:22] Unfortunately, Stompin's game is at 12 tomorrow,

[07:23:24] and I'm gonna be golfing with my mom on Mother's Day.

[07:23:26] It's like the universe doesn't want me to watch Stompin or something.

[07:23:31] But we'll catch up on those other games because we won't be in Mother's Day anymore, but chat.

[07:23:37] Tomorrow is Mother's Day.

[07:23:40] Tomorrow is Mother's Day, chat.

[07:23:41] Make sure you tell your mom that she loved her.

[07:23:43] You only got one mom, even if, you know, even if, you know, your mom isn't, your mom doesn't

[07:23:49] treat you to the best, bro.

[07:23:50] You should still tell your mom that she loved her anyways.

[07:23:52] You only got one mom, cherish it.

[07:23:54] Chat, talk to one of the chat if you love your mom.

[07:23:56] a great beautiful fan tab at his mother's day.

[07:23:59] Make sure you spend some time with your family.

[07:24:00] Chime will be live for a little bit.

[07:24:02] It's gonna be a short stream.

[07:24:03] I'm gonna be chilling most of the day, like off stream,

[07:24:06] but I'll do like a little short stream,

[07:24:07] like three hours maybe or something,

[07:24:09] three, four hours, some part-timers shit.

[07:24:11] But Monday we got a big puppy cooked for the stream.

[07:24:15] We got the 40 creator league of legends tournament

[07:24:18] with drops.

[07:24:19] We got the ink blade master,

[07:24:21] shout it out Riot Games, shout it out Twitch,

[07:24:22] shout it out League of Legends.

[07:24:23] The only game that wanted to do drops

[07:24:25] So I'll talk a bit of the old ones that reach out about it.

[07:24:27] So if you ride at the chat,

[07:24:29] but chat Monday's gonna be a banger.

[07:24:30] Sunday's gonna be a short stream

[07:24:33] because it's Mother's Day.

[07:24:34] I'm gonna not be live that long.

[07:24:35] May 16th, we got the Minecraft hardcore marathon

[07:24:40] with me and Ron Bale Bingo.

[07:24:43] And yeah, bro, we got a bunch of other cool shit

[07:24:45] coming this month.

[07:24:46] But chat, I love you all boys.

[07:24:47] And I'll catch you in the next one.

[07:24:49] God first, God bless.

[07:24:51] Type of what in the chat if you love your mom.

[07:24:53] And last but certainly not least,

[07:24:55] In case I don't see ya, good afternoon.