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I got a lot of reasons to call you, it's not true
I only got a couple people to talk to, and it's not true
And I don't even got the reasons to argue, so argue
Out of your mind, I got a lot of reasons to fight
I got a lot of reasons to travel with you, but I, I came up by the side
Stop chat! Let me say this, bro
Offer the rip, bro
Let me say this shit off of the rim.
Late, holy late, you're late.
Holy late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late.
Wow, this might be the most late I've ever seen.
Late, late, you're so late.
Late and stupid, late and fat.
Late, fuck, you're always late.
Late, late, late, late, late, late.
OK, did we all get our licks in?
Did everybody get their licks in?
So chat, it's Mother's Day.
I'm not allowed to be late.
That's not a thing.
It's Mother's Day, bro.
Chat, I went golfing with my mom
and I was eating food, bro.
And chat, guess what?
It's probably gonna be a short stream too
because it's Mother's Day, y'all.
Chat, I can't be late on Mother's Day, guys.
Sure, if it's a random freaking Thursday
and I'm 16 minutes late,
tear my ass wide open, pause.
But bro, I'm not late.
I'm not late, stupid thing about Minecraft news, chat.
So, Minecraft news.
Me and Ron were supposed to do the Minecraft marathon
May 16th to May 17th.
We planned it like, we picked the day like a month ago,
but then I realized that was the R6 major.
So I texted Ron like a week in advance
and we're gonna push it back like two weeks.
But it might be better now
because this isn't confirmed.
But chat, instead of me and Ron
doing the Minecraft marathon, Ron might come to my house
and live in my room until we beat Minecraft.
So we'll eat together, sleep together.
Me and Ron might even goon together, bro.
We don't know, it's all up in the air right now.
So, Jack, we moved it to the end of May,
probably the May 29th, Friday.
Me and Ron hardcore Minecraft,
it's gonna be probably maybe in my room.
I just gotta get him a set up like right there
because there is outlets over there.
I just gotta get Ron to set it up right there.
It's gonna be peak.
It's gonna be peak, bro.
It's gonna be peak.
It's gonna be peak.
Now check, that's gonna be the end of mission.
Barca game, I already saw.
We're already checked.
It was too nil.
It was too nil when I checked.
It was too nil.
Easy.
Easy peasy lemon fucking squeezy.
Chat, what did I say?
Barca's never losing LaViga again.
Barca's never losing LaViga again.
let's fucking go 91 points to 77 buzz all right buzz all right that's what we call it a gap buddy
that's a gap that is a fucking gap bro this guy about it's not me i'm he hope keep it in the
keep it in the mouth now chat let's do a reaction voice now listen chat i'm gonna give y'all the
poll what video do you guys want to watch more we have option number one the
seven levels of gaming addiction option number one and then this one who is
genuinely watching these streams which one do y'all want bro boat in the poll
mods run the poll seven levels of gaming addiction or who is genuinely
watching these streets run it run it run it run it run it chat also like I said
It's Mother's Day. I can't be late. It's not even allowed if I'm late. Type of one in the chat if you love your mom chat.
Happy Mother's Day. Chat if you did not already. I'm sure a lot of y'all already did. Some of y'all have a property in England.
England has Mother's Day, right? Yeah, for sure it definitely does. That was a stupid question.
Bro, hug your mom today, bro. Hug your mom. Tell your mom you love her, dude, because there's not always going to be a day where your parents are around you.
And that is one of the universal truths of this life, bro.
Nothing is guaranteed in life.
Tomorrow isn't guaranteed, none of it's guaranteed, bro.
So make sure you give your mom a hug today,
tell your mom that she love her, bro,
because you never know when your last chance
to do that is gonna be.
You don't wanna be one of those people
that doesn't ever do that,
and then your mom's gone and you miss your mom.
You know what I'm saying?
So make sure you tell your mom that she love her chat.
It's fucking Mother's Day.
Guys, it is Mother's Day.
Type of one in the chat.
If you love your mom, two in the chat,
if you have a disagreement with your mom,
but you still love her anyways because she's your mom,
three in the chat if you're confused by the question,
four in the chat if you like turtles.
Four in the chat if you like turtles.
Four in the chat if you like turtles.
You're bald, Sonia.
Tell your mom happy Mother's Day from chat.
Wait, that's actually a good idea.
Chat, do you guys want to wish my mom a happy Mother's Day?
I can take a picture of it and text it to her right now.
Do you guys want to wish my mom, dude, my mom, what else?
Okay, chat, go do it now.
I'm gonna take a picture.
Say happy Mother's Day, Jinxie's mom.
Happy Mother's Day, Jinxie's mom.
Type it in the chat.
I'm gonna take a picture and send it to my mom.
I'm about to be the defining.
Okay, wait, I see it.
I see it.
Keep going keep going keep going. Okay. I took a bunch of pictures. Thank you chat
Dean with the five gifted W Dean in the fucking chat W get of the chat WD to the chat, bro
Chat bro. Hope y'all had a great Mother's Day, man. Wait chat. There's Mother's Day in England, right?
Is Mother's Day in every country? I feel like Mother's Day is in every country. It has to be
What? No, not all countries celebrate Mother's Day on the same exact date. Oh, though a date to honor
mothers is recognized to over 90 countries. Well, many probably US tradition of the second Sunday
in May, others choose different dates, appetite, and religious historical. That's awesome. Chat.
90 countries celebrate Mother's Day, bro. Australia, Italy, Japan, Germany,
celebrate on the second day of May, United Kingdom, the fourth Sunday of Lant, Mothering Sunday.
Very nice chat, very nice. Okay, now chat. What video would y'all rather watch? We have two options.
Okay, I'm going to run the poll right now. Chat, by the way, no high-vives today in the stream.
High-vives is not going to be in the stream today until maybe later, because high-vives
is spending the day with his mom. Let's get a W high-vives in the chat.
W high buys and W high buys as well chat. I went golfing today with my mom, bro
Me, huh?
Me, huh? Me, huh? I shot like a 56
Through nine on a short course like an easy course chat. I'm losing my golf and there's no I have no golfing skills
Anyways, but bro. It's like I always say bro. What I'm starting to learn about golf is
is whenever I plug one into the bunker
and then the next hole,
scold my pitching wedge into a tree
and then two holes slated or kid it into the water
and I'm dropping on the hazard stake.
I just think to myself, damn, that's a nice looking tree.
Because bro, I'm not gonna go out there and golf
and think about the fucking results.
I'm not gonna go out there and golf and try to get parts.
Bro, I'm gonna grab a fucking beer
and I'm gonna look at the trees, bro.
because I'm not good enough to get mad at golf,
so I'm not gonna get mad at golf.
I suck, bro.
I fucking suck.
I have no right to get mad at golf.
I didn't earn the scales.
I didn't earn it.
I didn't earn shit.
Okay, so yeah, I'm done getting mad at golf.
I'm not gonna get mad, bro.
I might stop taking score, bro,
because it, dude, I got a 10 on a par four today
on the second hold of the day.
Now chat, what video?
chat what video what video do you want to watch chat I don't gotta be some
are you okay so chat we have the seven levels of chat every time we do a
reaction I'm gonna do this I'm gonna run a poll to see what you guys want seven
levels of gaming addiction okay seven levels of gaming addiction and who
Who genuinely watches these streams?
I misspelled genuinely, it is okay.
Alright chat both.
Chat both.
I ran out of characters.
Chat I ran out of characters.
React to Levy's video.
Oh no!
I do want to react to Levy's video.
No, I have a bone to pick with Levy.
Actually, I have a fucking bone to pick with Levy!
I almost forgot!
Thank you!
I HAVE A FUCKING BONE!
Bro, so, here we go.
No, no, no, no, let's talk about it!
Let's fucking talk about it!
So, Chat, my cousin sends me this.
Hey, Levy! Levy!
Why does this stop now?!
I look like the fucking Green Goblin!
Chat, let me say this, bro.
Bro, I have never in my life been more disgusted with myself.
Is this even real?
Is this a real image?
Bro, it's not accurate, bro, it's not accurate.
Levy, bro, bro, you're doing me dirty in these stumps.
Bro, like Levy, what, like, what is this?
This is not how I look.
Like, what is the filter?
It shows like every fucking acne scar poor on my face.
I look like a goblin, Chad.
I look like a goblin.
Hans is mugging you, okay?
Yeah, bro, he is.
Because Hans's picture actually looks real.
Bro, I look like a fucking reptile.
My cousin sent me this.
I damn near spit out my food looking at this, bro.
What is that?
Like, what is that?
Did you see Arda's run?
Bro, isn't Arda running from like, he's live?
He's streaming it right now?
It's so far this reason.
He lapsed time 122, does that say days?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, he's been running for four months.
Hours.
Oh, I see. Because the 122 hours, yeah, because wouldn't you die? No, you would die. You would die.
122 hours, 20 minutes, 35 seconds. Uh, brother, this is, brother, this is, uh, like, just pure fucking aura.
Look at this guy's fucking arms, dude. Yeah, bro, this is pure aura.
Or Jack, where did he run from?
Guys, where did he run from?
Is he from Turkey?
Is he from Turkey?
He has the same name as Arda Kullar.
Is he from Turkey?
The Darth Maul.
Yo, Jack, type that stupid shit again, your band.
Jack, type that again, your band.
He's from Germany, but he's Turkish.
Stop changing the guard's ball!
Scumbag of the brand.
Shout out to him bro.
The most I can run without stopping is probably 20 minutes.
I'm not even kidding.
Non-stop, I could run 20 minutes.
And then.
But it has to be 20 minutes of a light jog.
This is just pure aura bro.
Wait so, wait chat, chat, but like, wait.
Has he not slept?
Surely he slept, right?
Chat, he slept, right?
Barely. No.
He slept for three hours.
He naps.
What? He has slept five hours total?
Thank you.
Bro, wait a second, I gotta get my coffee.
Chase left five hours total?
You have, Anna, you have 1.2 million viewers right now.
How does it feel?
Alright, chat.
So, chat.
The video y'all voted on right here is this video right here.
Who genuinely watches these streams?
Let's see it.
Streaming has gotta be one of the-
Chat, am I gonna be in here?
The greatest ways to make money.
Chat, am I gonna be in this video?
What is the over on your 2026?
Don't get me wrong, there's some great streamers out there.
I see the vision but there's also streamers that'll do anything for the clip and it's gone to the point where I question
Who is genuinely watching these streamers like faithful sheriff?
Hey, when you grow up you got any ideas?
Uh, a fireman?
Wait
Is is he copying the burnt peanut?
Oh god
Bro, I don't know if it's even like
I like bro, I don't know about worst thing you could do if you're like starting out streaming then to just completely
Completely steal somebody's idea
That's cool. Maybe we can work for ice this guy's gotta be one of the biggest chuds that
What ever touch streaming he was first known as dr.
Witness or aka dr. Chud
So I mean it makes sense for him to be a big chud pretty much what he used to do before he
rebranded, which we'll get into later. He pretty much told the kid on Fortnite.
They were playing Fortnite, by the way, and he's bringing up religion, preaching to him about Christ, and told him he was gonna
go to hell because he didn't practice Christianity.
What? What?
I forget the fact that it's America, dude. It's just the Christianity in general. It's a man in America.
So look, if you were to die here since today, you would be sentenced to hell.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. How old was the kid? How old was the kid? Oh my god
Okay, I don't know how old this dude is but just by looking at him. He's grown you're grown buddy you are okay
I'm calling him buddy. You're grown big uncle saying this to a goddamn child in a game and rightfully so he got
What did the kids say back to him bro?
Band off Twitch from this in 2021.
But he made the craziest comeback of all time, guys.
He turned into a peanut.
Get the fuck outta here!
This is the most pathetic rebrand I've ever seen in my life.
Mi-ha.
Mi-ha.
My friend just said you're a burnt peanut.
I'm not a burnt peanut.
I actually got turned into a peanut by said peanut.
You wanna admit it?
Cause I called his friend Boring.
I woke up as a peanut the next morning.
It was that quick.
It was just overnight.
Yep, he used some dark evil to do it. His whole rebranding strategy was to clone the burnt peanut
Bro, you came up with a whole more about yourself on how a streamer that doesn't even know your name
Turned you into a peanut this shit did yeah, I don't know if there is legitimately a worst thing you could do or
Say I
Don't legitimately think there's a worst thing you could do with your time then play fortnight with a seven-year-old
to tell him he's going to hell.
Like I actually, I legitimately,
I would put that on the dead last thing
to be doing with your time.
Bro, a seven year old, an eight year old?
It's, even if the kid's 12, even if he's 13,
like what is happening?
Not happening.
I really don't.
Why am I doing it?
Well, because for fun, because I find it fun,
and two for exposure.
Bro, your career is beyond saving.
No Pina transformation is gonna make you any more popular.
Yeah, it's gonna get him exposure, but dog no one is tuning in sometimes
I'll ask people really personal questions like where they're from and if they don't answer or they give like something really vague
He'll get it
So where you from?
America don't give me that crap bro. Don't give me that crap. Okay. I know
Yeah, I'm from America to what state genius, okay?
Yo
Bro, I don't even know if I want like if I ever have a kid one day
I don't know if I want my kid to have like an Xbox until he's at least like 15
Because what if it just runs into this guy on his team legitimately bro, don't tell somebody what state you're from like the kid is doing nothing wrong here yet again
Don't tell somebody what state you're from bro. I'll stay here. I don't even know why he asked these kids on fortnight
Where they're from why do we even need he raised quick? We but he raised left the game
Fortnite where they're from.
BORAH!
I think we even need the info in the first place!
They don't want to answer, they don't want to answer.
My parents always used to tell me, stay away from chuds like this on the internet.
Now we gotta talk about Rikai.
99 mental health game!
That's...
Rikai, where the mental health though?
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Mental health is like, okay, mental health.
Rikai's...
What is mental health?
I...
I quickly become not only one of the most hated streamers, but one of the most hated
people online in general and I mean it's for a pretty good reason but yeah
disclaimer for the AI bots at YouTube don't do this do not do this I don't
even think I have to say that but still I found this one clip where he almost
crashed his car because he was texting and driving or looking at chat maybe
oh
me how me how bro I like I don't know I have a fear of driving a car and maybe
Maybe it's because like, I don't know, maybe,
like I just, I don't like the idea of somebody else
being able to just end my life instantaneously.
Like, bro, when I go, I wanna go when I'm like 79 years old
and I'm in the comfort of my bed,
I just pass on in my sleep, bro.
That's my dream.
But bro, like, if I just get absolutely bullet-trained
by Raki on the road, bro,
like that's the worst way to go out.
Literally, bro, if somebody, like, I don't know, bro.
Is anybody else just like thinking about that
every time they step on a car, or is it just me?
Shit, oh my God, oh shit.
Oh, oh, what's up, what's up, Blake?
He had no hands on the wheel.
What song should I play?
Not a single thing.
Yo.
How did this dude get his life?
Because, bro, that's the thing.
Majority of people who drive are responsible drivers.
Majority of people who have their license,
responsible to serve their license.
Most people are cool, bro.
Some people, example, Tiger Woods.
I mean, I don't wanna be within five highways
of Tiger Woods, bro.
I don't wanna be within five highways of Tiger Woods.
Like, that's what I'm saying.
Like, I don't know, just the idea of somebody else
just being able to shut off your entire life
is pretty intense.
I don't know, he could have like swerved the wheel
for dramatic effect there,
but this dude was locked on his chat.
not a single crevice of his eye was looking at the road.
This is the type of influence that's going around right now.
Like I know people in real life
that can't scroll without driving.
You're just putting other people on the road in danger
by doing that.
It's a no shit thing, but somehow people do it.
This dude even ended up getting himself
a two year ban from Twitch.
But for some reason it went back down to 30 days.
And as to why Rekai got this ban,
it was narrowed down to two possible reasons.
The ban was marked as illegal activities,
so it could have been him scamming clicks
yeah
in Fortnite
after clicks clearly won the wager
God, if you wanna fucking scam
you should have hit me right here on Bible
and I know your religious man
look at my face and look at my eyes
I'm like, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you!
my black pussy ass
would have paid $6,500 dollars for subs
for you
in the next day
He stole flowers at Wal-Mart and gave it to some random lady.
Oh, people there.
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God, bro.
Oh, my God.
And obviously, the lady didn't know that he stole them.
She thought it was just a nice gift.
Oh, my God.
But as soon as he gave her the flowers, he ran away before security got involved.
All right, have a good day.
God bless you.
Have a good day.
Have a good day.
Have a good day.
Have a good day.
Have a good day.
Have a good day.
The fact that there's still more I could go over says enough, and this dude was put
on by Kaisen at.
He didn't even have to like grind his way to the top, and he's just throwing that
all the way just to do some dumbass clip farming.
But yeah, they excused this two year ban as a visual bug.
I'm not even trolling.
Just stand on that shit at that point.
I can't picture a real person over the age of 10 years old watching Rikai.
Next we gotta talk about streamers who bot.
I mean it's pretty self-explanatory.
If you're botting no one's watching.
really inflating their numbers to make it look like the problem with view-bottling is like
you actually get like the people like if somebody has zero viewers and then somebody else has zero
viewers but they view-botted to like a hundred viewers well now they're more likely to get seen
by like just random viewers and around the platform like that's the dumbest thing about it bro like
if you're one of those streamers that is like at one viewer or two viewers like I mean I remember
like it was yesterday for literally two years straight.
Like your channel is already buried to begin with
and then you're even more buried behind people who bomb.
Like they need to find a permanent solution
to where you just physically can't find.
Need to find it.
Look like they're still on.
Sometimes the views don't live up to your expectations.
It is what it is.
Maybe a segment in the stream isn't the most engaging
and your viewers fall off.
I don't know, just get them on the next one.
Why buy?
And then when the brands find out your body,
they're never coming back.
So recently, this streamer, extra Emily, apparently got caught botting.
Or at least she was on the website.
But still though, she was thinking about it.
She was considering botting.
I guess just so-
I don't think she viewbots.
Oh, Brands Glazer? Is that- is that really why?
Just so the numbers look pretty for the sponsorship.
How cool!
But, okay, anything else?
What is this, Emily? Have you met her?
Yes, Chris!
Oh.
I doubt she'd be bots to be honest.
Okay I'm not that tapped in with the situation.
I don't know if she was visiting the site or she was actually using the bots but still
though, most pretty suspicious if you're on there.
And she also had another incident where she ran a red light.
Oh, ah, oh, ah, oh.
You had 30 business days to react.
Like you had to do that on purpose.
Why would you even do something like this on purpose?
Ah, this shit was red for ages.
No way she flipped the camera to show her Chad do it too.
Like, wow, do you want a cookie, you ran a red light,
or you're more concerned about the perfect angle
while driving.
And I guess she tried to excuse it
by saying it happens all the time in Austin.
Okay, no problem.
That happens all the time.
In Austin, in Austin, you know, like.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not the best driver in the world.
I have my moments.
So you know what?
I don't even know if I have room to speak, but damn, she did have 30 business days to
react.
All the oups and aahs, like bro, you could have hidden the brakes instead.
Dean the Great.
Yo, this dude has to be a walking humiliation, Rachel.
He recently went viral for being the streamer that everyone beats up.
No, I'm not trolling.
He's been beat up over 10 times within the last few months.
And I guess he's decided to-
Okay, that's 10 times.
10 times in a few months, that is cat.
Run with that content, and he just baits people and prays for them to snap and beat
them up so he can get more views and clips.
Now I don't even know if I can show any clips of this guy, because he can just get this
shit rocked.
I mean, I could show it blurred.
No, I'll put you, I'll make you another clip.
I'll do that.
Seriously?
I'll do that.
And that's that.
That's pretty much what he's been.
Did he say I when he hit the floor?
Bro, by the way, this guy's gigantic.
Like bro, pick your fights at the right times, bro.
Like I don't know, this guy is six foot, let's call it four, and he's built.
Like this might be the last human being to piss off in this building right now.
Legitimately.
Put your arm in the clip.
I'll do that.
Dude look at his face, like this is the face of someone who's like contemplating do I want
to punch this guy in the face or not right now.
He's literally not thinking about anything else.
Seriously?
Seriously?
That was such a swift right hook too.
Jack, he generated so much force.
Bro, he generated so much.
He's a UFC fighter!
He's a UFC fighter!
Oh my god.
How do you even get into a situation where you're pissing off an ex-UFC fighter?
That's where the right hook was so clean.
He generated so much velocity so fast.
Like, that was a right hook.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh.
Alright.
Alright, alright.
And that's that.
That's pretty much what he's been going viral for.
I don't even know if he was like an actual streamer before the punching days, but this
is what he's doing now.
He's really moving like that one game, kick the buddy, or beat the boss.
Oh my god, I remember that game.
Natalie Reynolds, like we got ourselves another engagement bait streamer, but she went into
the gym with painted pants on.
You don't have to close on you to be out of there now, I do have to close on you to be
out of there.
Don't close here.
Bro.
That's fine, I'm working on this thing.
Why the, like why in the world would you do this?
Like what?
You're saying you need to leave, is that what you're saying?
This is somebody's idea of a prank.
Anything for content, anything.
You are in a public space.
What if that shit comes off?
What then?
Like this is the type of shit
that would like get you some charges.
Would it not?
I'm not a lawyer or anything.
Wait, yeah, wait.
Chad, you're telling me if I walked into a public gym
with my dog out, or I'd get arrested within 20 minutes,
I would never do that, obviously.
But like, bro, I'd get arrested in 10 minutes.
Would I not?
Damn bro, this is just insane. All these views gotta be bodied bro. I'm sorry
There's who is watching your streams like yeah people watch our TikToks. That doesn't mean people watch your streams
She's covered
I mean dude, she's covered
Get it up when you're done. Holy shit. I get it. You know, you're the cameraman. She got you a job
But bro, how can you defend this like just go there's no way this was a live stream
No way this was on Twitch Jim to work out. Is it that hard? There's plenty more examples out there of Natalie Reynolds doing dumb shit for clips
Now we got to talk about Johnny Somali. I don't think I oh
God
Buckle to your seatbelts, bro. I'm pretty sure this guy's in jail right now
I think misty yeah throughout this whole video Johnny Somali
especially has been on the internet shit list for over a year now this dude really took the whole quote-unquote
Public harassment prank streams to another level. He would basically go to foreign countries and harass the citizens and
And he would do it all
Like bro, oh my god all for the sake of using content and this dude's been arrested
I don't even know how many times I've completely lost count this dude really was the phrase
anything for the clip. Now we got to talk about TikTok Live Beggars. There's no entertainment
value at all. Wait, that's all it was? It wasn't? Oh my god, I thought he was going to like,
bro, because isn't Johnny Smulty like literally in jail right now?
Is he in jail right now or no? I swear he is. Is he? He is. Bro, I thought he was going to talk
about how he's in jail right now. They just get on live stream and just start begging for galaxies.
A lot of people made decent money from doing this.
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS ERA!
Bro!
Like NPC streams.
There was this one guy who was a Miles Morales NPC
and he got actually a lot of money from doing that.
So this pretty much motivated everybody to come out of the woodworks
and just start doing TikTok lives.
And they thought this was gonna be the way they pay the bills.
Now last year there was a guy who got a following from showing off his 9-5 life, his day in the life.
It was pretty authentic content.
Until one day, he just quit and just started begging for galaxies live on TikTok.
No way you just threw away a stable job for TikTok live.
Okay, I shouldn't be talking. A YouTuber is the least stable job of all time.
His whole content strategy in business revolved around his nine to five job and he left.
What, what are we doing?
But you guys send a galaxy, bro.
We're gonna get a galaxy, guys.
Send me, send me something, man. Time to get a living.
I don't know if that's the whole galaxy coming through, man. The King of Trades.
This dude is gatekeeping common Q&A questions for a galaxy.
A galaxy is like 14 bucks, by the way.
He's doing all of this for $14.
I know this saying is overplayed by now, but bro, the bills can't be this high.
And this dude even busted out the guitar as well.
And he'd even like try doing this first before leaving his job.
He just straight up quit.
You gotta give the people entertainment if you want donations.
But yeah, people will then ask him a question like,
Curious if you're in any other investments that a 401k or an IRA and then this is what he said
Bro me ha me home me home me home fat column
Okay, chat top out and said two minutes
Oh, yeah, you're gonna send me a galaxy to the bro. Are we dead?
Oh my just ants you gotta send me a galaxy and answer that Jesus Christ
This is the question, you cheap fuck.
This dude's acting like it's a pay phone.
The Red Pill Avengers.
Earlier in the year, the linkup of Doom happened.
But we'll just say that.
This has gotta be the nightmare blunt irritation.
I don't care if I'm going to goddamn Fiji.
If I have to enter a room with all these people in it,
yeah, nah, I'll pass.
There was a moment in the stream
where they were just singing HH.
Oh God, Jesus.
This is the prime example right here
of trying too hard to be edgy.
This is like some middle school type shit.
I don't know why they're doing it.
What movie is this from, Chad?
I always see this gift.
What movie is this?
That's not Spider-Man.
That does not look like Tobey Maguire.
Like it's Tobey Maguire, but like, what movie is this?
Is that Spider-Man?
What?
That's Spider-Man 3.
I guess, yeah.
Because the long hair throws me off,
but I guess he did have long hair in Spider-Man 3.
I don't know.
I don't know why they're doing it at their grown age.
I just remember the border.
Dude, T-hogs? I think that's how you say his name.
This clip alone got him in the video.
I don't know who is watching this type of shit, but here, the clip will explain everything.
If I were to get you a Birkin, like, what's up?
What you mean?
Like...
Like, what's up?
Have you given me a Birkin?
Yeah, if I gave you a Birkin, right now, boom, what's up?
Then I'm getting a free Birkin!
Huh?
Then I'm getting a free Birkin!
Well, like, that's it, like, you just take it?
Yeah, I'm gonna just take it, like, what?
I mean, like, yo, what's up, Drew?
Yo...
Yo, wrap it up.
This dude is gonna buy a Birkin bag for a girl that he just met.
Just so he could have the opportunity to hit.
First of all, holy airball and terrible shot.
Just cause you buy a girl something expensive doesn't mean her legs, me hoe, me hoe.
So she's just gonna magically open up for you.
There's some Birkin bags that are listed for 20 grand, 40 grand, 25, 32.
So you'd think he's gonna back off now because she said no.
But he went through with it.
bought a $50,000 Rolex no way guys he really got me it what the fuck oh actually let me give you a hug thank you
a $50,000 hug that's really crazy at this point shiisa a $50,000 hug bro
point you shouldn't even be getting oh he could have got a Honda Accord 2026 no miles on it brand
knew right off of the lot. Like maybe not like Honda like bro he could have got the electronic
Honda Accord 2026 new off the lot zero miles. See Matt she said no her intentions were clear
they're just friends she doesn't want to go any further than that but I don't know this dude
ended up crying in the whip afterward. It's okay you know like that's like you know. Obviously it's
not okay if you're like buffering or something. No I don't know I just like I just thought you know.
You got wrong my boy.
Yo, oh my god.
Bro, cut the takes bro, cut the camera, like, stop, cut it, cut, cut, cut the cameras bro,
why is the stream still going?
Okay bro, can we, can we go?
So I guess, thank you.
He thought she was just gonna magically change her mind and be like, yeah bro, let's hit.
After she made her intentions very clear from the start, she said a hug and he got a hug.
That's it, end of story.
This is the first time hanging out together and he's already doing all this.
But next we have to talk about Jack Doherty.
Now Jack Doherty, man, I've talked about it way too much, but he deserves a spot in
this video.
I mean the list goes on with him.
We would be here all day.
But if you want to hear more about Jack Doherty, watch this video right here on the biggest
the larpers on the internet. He's one of them. So, well chat W video, man. W video,
W video, like and sub to the YouTube if you enjoyed the video. If you didn't enjoy the video,
block my channel. All right. Without further ado chat, it might be stomping time, baby.
Without further ado, I believe stomping is playing in his match right now, I think.
I don't know, is he after this game?
Let me call Fett.
Let me call Fett.
Let me call Fett.
Wait, Shiko tweeted that they play in 25-ish minutes.
25-ish minutes, stop and play.
25-ish minutes.
Chad, we get to watch!
Stop him!
Who's stopping playing?
Do we know?
Do we know who he's playing?
Chad, do we know who he's playing?
Do we know who he's playing?
I'm only going to die.
Chad, do you know what he's playing?
Chad Barca. Watch Levy's vid.
It's literally Levy reviewing my worst game of chats I've ever played in my life.
So do I want to watch this?
Like that's the thing. Do I want to watch this?
Now we are going to try to learn a few things from this. Do I want to watch this? That's the question.
I don't know if I have the stomach for this.
Wow, Levy's video is literally 25 minutes. It's meant to be.
Ladies and gentlemen, today I'm going to be showing you one of the most chaotic, exciting, dramatic, insane, hilarious games of chess that you likely have ever seen in your life.
It's currently May 2026. And for the last month and a half, I have a chess protege. His name.
High five pause the video.
is Jinx.
Joe Chat, Hi-Vice is here, Chat.
Hi-Vice was late to the stream because Hi-Vice was enjoying his mother's day with his mom.
Let's get a W Hi-Vice in the chat.
W Hi-Vice, mom.
He's one of the most popular streamers in the world.
Now, Chat, would I be considered a chess prodigy in your opinion?
I have 398 elo in a month and a half.
Chat, would you consider me a prodigy?
Nope, nope, no, no, hell no. Fuck no, no, hell no.
Guys, is fuck no necessary? You could just say no.
Oh hi guys, welcome into the stream. First message is fuck no.
The world and what is your...
Bro I actually don't know if I can watch this. Like this video bro is back.
Like I... this was the worst game of chess in the world.
My rating after this game was 100, it doesn't get any lower than that.
I started chess in March of this year, he was 100.
Like many of you when you first start, he was atrocious.
I also was atrocious when I first started chess, but he has skyrocketed his ability in under two months.
He's broken 400 rapid. His games are looking very good.
But the game I'm going to show you today, it, I don't, I can't do this, I can't, there's
no way I could relive this game.
I have any more ways to describe it.
This was a game that Jinxie played against the League of Legends streamer, Dantez.
Let's call him, let's call Dantez a League of Legends streamer, motivational speaker,
potentially probably may be associated with that.
And the two of them and Jinxie in particular
is playing a lot of League as of late.
Those of you that are into League of Legends know that that
tends to weigh on your mind quite a bit.
Just back to you from all of your other response.
How does Levy know?
He's too booted up again.
And what a game it was.
Now, we are going to try to learn a few things from this game.
We're not just going to laugh until our stomachs hurt.
Plus, most of you play like this anyway.
Jinxi opens up with a Karokan defense.
This is his bread and butter.
White plays Knight C3 and Knight F3 at the Grandmaster level.
This is known as the two knights attack
against the Karokan defense.
At this level, nobody knows that they are playing
the two knights attack against the Karokan defense.
It's just white developing with good principles.
At this point, Black has a couple of options.
One of them is to pin the knight to the queen
And the idea is to then put this pawn on e6.
You want all your pawns on the light squares,
but you don't want to do it right away
because this bishop would be blocked.
Another option is to take and then proceed.
Another option is to put the knight
into the middle of the board,
which is exactly what Jynxxi does.
The drawback of this move,
even though these two things attack on e4,
is that white can play the move pawn to e5,
forcing your knight to move.
At master level, this is a variation of the two knights.
But at this level, Dante's plays knight to e5.
Knight to E5 does nothing.
There is no threat to this move,
but worse than doing nothing,
it actually loses a central pawn.
And black here should be taking the central pawn,
and you can take it with the pawn,
you can take it with the knight,
Jinxie takes it with the knight,
which is fantastic for the division.
Here, white does the move D3,
and with black you can just take the knight,
you can also retreat,
I don't care which of these moves you do.
Now at this point with black,
your logic should be,
I need to develop my knights and bishops.
So maybe I play pawn, bishop, castle,
or I develop my bishop and then pawn
so I don't block my bishop and castle
or I offer a trade of knights.
Another move that looks like it makes a lot of sense,
but actually just straight up loses the game on the spot
and that is not an exaggeration, is the move F6.
Pawn to F6 is a very natural move for a beginner.
What, why does that lose the game?
Could be more obvious than kicking the knight
out of your position, which the opponent,
oh my God, he has checkmate.
Bishop to, no queen, queen to h5 is made.
Very promptly obliges.
The move of six and the way you avoid mistakes like this for yourself and the way you punish
mistakes like this in the future is you are always, always, always looking for checks.
And queen to h5 check is easy to spot as the attacking player, it's a lot harder to spot
But it's made because the knight has this vision on this square.
This move allows this check as the defensive player and Queen H5 check basically wins the game
because black has to go here and after knight takes and you take, I take the rook.
And well, the game goes on, but there's pressure here.
The next move for white should be bishop to H6 and white has a very crushing position.
But the game obviously will go on anyway.
f6 is natural but you need to really be mindful of checks and uh well white doesn't even spot that
knight back to a three at this point with black again you are looking to develop in castle if you
haven't gotten your pieces out and you haven't castled that's what i did right mind i here would
take as much central space as possible defended by my pawns pawns in the middle the yeah let me
know as soon as pavel's game starts by the way defended by other pawns are really good jinx he
goes bishop to g4 this is uh one thing that he really likes to do and as a beginner you can
often times fall into a certain pattern that you do very often. If you don't have a good reason to
trade a bishop for a knight, you shouldn't do it. And right here, you shouldn't trade the bishop
for the knight. There is no need to do that. This trade only benefits white, but this trade, the way
it happened, only benefits black. So let's break down what just happened. So again, I would like to
castle my king and that's its white by taking with the queen, what you should be doing pawn, pawn,
Bishop Castle. This little moment here, again, the best move is to attack the bishop because
you take the center. Oh, yeah. Prepare this, hit the bishop and castle, or you can go E6 and then
trade. If you want to play a move like Queen to A5 here, attacking the pawn, I also don't mind that.
What you shouldn't do is voluntarily give away your bishop and White here should take with the Queen.
It activates their most powerful piece. Yeah. It prevents double. Got it. Got it. Got it. That
generally, generally should avoid doubling your pawns, but White goes here. So beginner errors
are being made and now Jinxie plays e5. So I wish he just played this move without trading the
bishop for the night, but whatever, okay fine. Bishop to g3 and bishop to c5, excellent play and now
white, black is just going to castle on the next move, B up a pawn, white has what's called the
damage pawn structure. Don't worry, this game turns into a dumpster fire in about three minutes.
These are called double pawns. These pawns are doubled, but at least have a friend.
these are doubled and isolated which means there's no e and g pawns so these are also isolated pawns
these are all different pawn islands islands of pawns whereas black just has a beautiful bridge
d4 on the board now the move d4 is a fair trade because after this capture and this capture this
is supported and the bishop is hanging however the transformation of this position is devastating
for white. Why is it devastating for white? Because after pawn takes, pawn takes, this
king is in the middle. And bishop to b4 check cannot be blocked. Normally it can be blocked
with a pawn or a knight or a bishop. None of those things are possible. So white's options
are to move the king or put the queen here and he now has to move the king. Now when
the king walks into the center of the board. Wait, but chat, I don't understand. Why can't
block with the pawn? Am I missing something? Why can't he block with the pawn chat?
Oh, he can eat the pawn. Yeah, because he can eat and then it's just check again and now it's
attacking the rook. Something goes off in my mind, right? And I want everybody watching this to also
pick up on this. I immediately start thinking, can I attack the king again? Now, queen e7 check is
a wonderful move. But, bro, all I'm going to say is whenever a king is in this position,
you're probably just winning the game. It's that simple, bro. Whenever a king is in this position,
you just kind of win, because then there's just 35 checks on the board. And actually,
you force the king to d3. The king should not be that far. But at this point, I'm like, you know,
there's actually no way to attack the king. I should go back to my principles, either finishing
my development or castling my king, because I know that with the king in the middle,
probably in the future something bad is going to happen. King E2, but this is an even better move,
because you know what? It's actually better not to attack with the queen on the straight line,
it's better to attack with the rook on the straight line, because that is the rook's only power.
The queen could go this way, the rook cannot. The rook cannot. If the rook went like this,
they would they would ban it for wall hacks okay yeah okay that is true that is true bro yeah
if you got those long-range checks deal with a rook because then your queen can attack from a
holder per angle five queen b5 the king is going to be swarmed and here white plays the move a3
it is completely lost now because black can completely swarm here for example queen a8
check is a beautiful move from the computer when the king goes here queen g6 check king e2
Rookie 8, the king no longer has a legal move.
It's basically made. It's actually a total miracle. It's not. There's only bishop 2e5 here.
Anyway, of course that doesn't happen. Bishop 2a5, we are only getting started.
We have 40 moves to go of utter madness. White plays c4.
Look, if your king is in the middle like this, you can't use your pawns.
It is time to move the other pieces. You have to develop the bishops and the rooks
and the Knights if you have them, pawn c4 just simply loses a pawn.
Like the simple move here by Black is pawn takes pawn.
That is what you should do.
Did I not do that?
Rookie and check is an excellent move,
and here you should play pawn takes pawn.
Jinxie has a blind spot in chess as a 400.
We all have blind spots.
Jinxie's blind spot, which is what I've identified,
doing a close range moves, he's going to say.
Like I'm not good at that, which is right.
A couple lessons.
Is close quarters combat.
So, stuff like this, dxc4 not only attacks the king, it also opens up the queen and actually
the gen would just end here. That's maybe queen to d5, king to d3, and there is a maiden 2 here,
a very difficult maiden 2 to spot, probably impossible for a beginner, but basically because
black has absolutely no backwards moves, queen f5 check, the king is forced to walk back here
and you mate. If you want to learn what this is called, what I like to call it, I call it the pendulum.
The boomerang. It's kind of, you know, it goes and it comes back.
Queen at five, King c4, Queen b5. It's kind of funny that we can force the king to move to a closer square.
There's like no alternative, right? So queen at five and queen b5 just wins the game. Now, Levy so intelligent, bro.
That was cool. Like I'm not gonna lie. That was pretty cool.
Mating out of that. Why is this important? Because Queenie's
the boomerang. Heaven is not a mistake, but it's also not the best move.
White plays Bishop takes B8, which is...
Okay, so he takes the knight, and there is no...
I mean, now all of White's pieces are on the first rank of the board.
They haven't moved. White has made 17 moves.
Holy development, Ma of this game.
Did he lack out? Oh, I'm paused.
And neither of the back four pieces have moved.
White plays pawn takes d5 here, the simple move by Black is to simply take back.
That's exactly what Jinxie does, and queen b3 is excellent.
Queen b3 threatens this pawn.
And what's worse about that move is that it's not only a threat,
and this is the way you need to think.
The queen comes here, you go, can it take something?
Yeah, this.
And then it would be attacking this and that.
And that is difficult.
The simple move here is to simply protect this pawn
with one of the rooks or with the plethora of queen moves.
Jinxi plays here, which in theory is not a bad move
because he's trying to go rook to c3.
Unfortunately, he blunders this
and now the king has to move and he loses his bishop.
He has now lost four.
Me half.
I don't know, bro.
Chess comes and goes, dude.
Sometimes I have good games, sometimes I have bad games.
This was a bad game.
Points of material.
Shockingly, the computer still evaluates the position as better for black.
How can black be down three points of material of full bishop, but still be better?
In chess, the two most important things are material and king safety.
I say this in many, many videos, but I will just hammer it home.
If you are down material, but the opponent's king is garbage.
You have chances.
And the move is queen to d7.
One more thing.
In general, you should run your king to the outskirts of the board.
That's what you should do.
King to f8, queen a5, and now b6. And now an instructive moment.
White to play and win.
With white here, there's what?
I don't see it, Neha. White to play and win. Chat, what is it? Do y'all know the move? Do y'all know?
You all know the move guys stop and scheme isn't going yet have us gonna tell
Stop with game is not going yet. It's not it's not it's not two minutes wait, is that true no way?
Bro, why did I do these music's wait is that true it's in two minutes? What?
What?
Oh, we can't.
You have to sense that you are.
Okay, I just want to see what Levy says to me at the end because look, guys, this was
a bad game.
Like, I'm going to be out.
This was bloody, but let's see if Levy left anything motivational or inspirational at
the end.
Oh, I'm up seven material here.
What you do here is you don't take anything.
You only give checks with four seconds on the clock.
You will lose this game.
But Dante's takes the rook because he spots that it's, it's captureable, forgetting that
the queen can take.
And now, Jinxie has 2.3 seconds to win this game.
In theory, it is possible because what you need to do now is queen as quickly as you
can.
Okay, Levy.
I do want to say this.
This game happened right before I added on pre-moves.
Without pre-moves, I don't even think this is possible.
But now I have pre-moves on my PC.
which would take 0.3 seconds off your clock, boom, boom, boom, remove this, and then you
would need to find a way to-
To lattermate.
Remove to a victory.
It is possible.
The best players in the world would remove the queen like this, and then like this, and
like this, and try to slowly lattermate.
Jinxie lasts only a couple more moves here.
He tries his best.
But folks, you know the saying.
A perfect game of chess always ends in a draw.
Holy aura, exit.
This was not a perfect game of chess.
This was a perfect lobotomy of chess.
That's what that was, bro.
That was a chess fucking lobotomy.
That's what that was.
That's probably the worst game of chess I've played in a month.
Not counting when I'm like trolling.
I was trying.
Oh my God, Sombra plays in one second.
Ha!
All right.
Oh my God.
Wait, okay, but they're gonna do the bands.
They're gonna do the bands.
They're gonna do all that, bro.
So we have time for a game of chess, bro.
Cause this inspired me to get in the arena, bro.
Cause they're gonna do the bands.
They're gonna talk about the maps.
They're gonna yap.
Oh my God, I'm playing a 75 year old man.
Oh my God, and he's from Czechia.
I'm playing a 75 year old man from Czechia.
Chat Locky and we're playing an uncle.
He goes for mid control.
Chat, is it just me or does my board look smaller tonight?
Chat, I don't know what it is,
but my board looks smaller tonight, chat.
Is that just me?
Is my board smaller?
He was, yes!
Frillo, Frillo!
Chat, is it just me?
It's just me, I'm tweaking.
I swear my board's not normal to this beggar.
You guys sure?
Friends, yeah.
Are you guys sure?
Are you guys absolutely positive?
Okay, hi, guys.
I'm gonna go run to grab a Celsius.
All I want you to do is push this pot.
Hi, guys, all I want you to do, push this pot.
Hi, guys, I'm gonna, nevermind.
Hi, guys, don't touch anything.
High-fives, don't touch anybody!
All right, I'm back, am I going to lose the line?
No, no, no!
Can I have the win?
Yo, hi, boys, what are you typing?
Is there a better move on the board?
See, every time I watch these videos, I get inspired to be a better player, yo.
I'm just going to play discipline.
I'm just going to be a disciplined little dog.
I'm just going to be a disciplined dog, y'all.
So are you out of your mind?
Even a snake with a knife?
This is dead.
Even a second night, this is dead.
Oh, we messed up his castle on that side.
Okay, let's think. What would a disciplined boy do?
If I push this, we hang the knife.
You know, a disciplined boy would just do this, chat.
Nah, because then this is coming. Let's just set up a castle.
Guys, let's set up a castle.
Dude, let's frickin' do it. Dude, let's do it.
Dude, let's set up a fricking castle, dude.
And we set up this Bishop-Vision.
Trade, trade, I'm all for a little bit of trading action.
I've never been against a trade.
Now we castled, we now have a battery.
Oh my god, it's the best game of chess ever, played!
I mean, like, I'm playing perfect, I'm playing perfect.
This is the way chess is meant to be played!
Now, we gotta get our Bishop out or our Knight out,
we gotta get our Rooks facing each other.
develop you good disciplined puppy
That text me games about to start back
Channis game going me how me how they're banning. Oh my god. I can't miss this game, bro
I gotta have to give my phone to win
I might be my phone to win. Oh
This thing's upon
Okay, that's that. Oh, no, he's gonna win my night. Is there a better way to go about
this? This pond's hanging, bro. Now, because then he takes it's not hanging. Bro, this
guy's so fucking cringe, bro. So fucking cringe, bro. Bro, you so fucking cringe, bro.
Let's just get the rook here. I don't know. Take, take, take. E is gonna go here. Take.
Take with the queen. We're gonna take with the queen, not the pawn.
Bruh, I feel like I'm just so diva-
He hung it! He hung!
Almost was a naughty boy there. I was almost naughty.
Take. We collapse onto this. We have so much vision on this square.
We actually have no vision and that also ends up blundering Wow. Oh my god. I'm playing so bad
Wow, that ends up blundering the vision has nowhere to go. Okay
What the fuck
What the fuck?
All right, let's get our wits about I just blundered my queen, okay
Let's watch something
Great, we watched the levy video and then played the worst game ever cool
What's up there? Oh my god, he's about to start. He's about to start.
Jack, let's call a fat. Let's call fat and Mingo. Fat and Mingo. High-bass,
make a group call with Fat and Mingo. I'm gonna go beat. High-bass, make a group call with Fat and Mingo. Let's go!
you
I can't hear you.
Oh, I saw it was. Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking time. Bro, Jixie losing fat. What is
it? Shiker drop 16 kills. Dude, I was on the I was on the golf course and I
tuned it. It was 64. I saw the 2v1 post plan with Shiker and stop it. I think
Shiker was on like Flores and then I watched the last round. Yep. Clean, clean, clean.
That DZ seems pretty good too, eh?
They're not bad, yeah they're not bad, they have good strategy.
Oh my god.
Their decision making is so fucking good.
The roles are so fucking good.
Stoppin's just solid on the board.
Bro, it's because Stoppin never gets first pick, bro.
He's always played like that.
He never gets first pick.
And like they're saying like, oh he had a bad game and he's 5-5.
Like he's even.
A bad game for him is a good game on any other support player.
Like yeah.
It's insane, bro.
Bro, I just like so like God, I'm so horny. I dare like I guarantee you he wins this event
Bro, I can feel it in the tip of my mouth
They're dark horse from Australia, right?
Don't look bad
I still predict that you should
I actually didn't know Australian had like a pro league team. I didn't even know that
Doki already got a first big
really early pick to come through then Doki won the most experienced players bro that means a G2 wins this game
They're 2-0 at the event so far
Stomping under fire they have him on there stomping there's one actively watching him in the rafters
And it feeds the kill straight to back and really good information
Was the correct read there's some pressure
I think Ben is gonna die here too.
The rest of the team is gonna come help him.
Oh no, he left the oil pit? He got out.
Holy fuck.
Wait, why did he stop his body?
Holy moly.
No, Jixie, these kids talk shit.
All these kids on the team talk hell of a shit when they, like, beat people.
He shot his body to go.
I don't know if I've ever seen somebody do that in Pro League.
Oh, it's pretty common.
In scrims, it's very common. On game days, it's a different story.
I heard this whole team talk shit whenever they're winning.
Yes, yes, yes, they talk a lot of shit
Could be really scary here if it gets worse for that outside. Okay. All right, I guess we're trying to set the toner side
I'd like low on you or flashes two days, right? No, of course with the nades the double rear four skirt
Yeah, double rear for Jim wall, but a naked clear mouth
Right Shaiqa was like a weight room where he smokes G2 went out on you till I think pretty sure
I was gonna have to back though and play this space that could be something of a
Opportunity now for enterprise. Yeah, I'm gonna go for clear. They're gonna go for clear on Jim player right now
I think this round could go either way, but I'd low key rather be attacking. I'm not gonna lie
When Jim plans low key free with double reinforced wall, you don't get a lying go from wajirote to hot outside a jacuzzi breach
Let him
Lift that thorns jigsaws all on his own by construction these three right?
This is the first game I've seen of shaco and stop and played live like where I was watching on
Inside the site takes down. Oh nice job. I don't get that's a huge gunfight
And objective
Nice
Shit
Dude when doki cooks he really heats up
Yeah, enterprise fucked up by putting the case outside outside bridge instead of on Jim window
Just don't be here
time. That's for the plant double swing. Oh my, okay, I'm out. I'm out. Shoot in sheets.
Okay. Yes, bro. Yeah, nice try coming out from Enterprise. I mean, really doing their
best to use their YouTube. I like the new G2 jerseys. The last jerseys had a bad home
and this is new era, new era G2 era. Fighting over by rafters, evil information favorite
Enterprise. They were still able to find things out back to even and then in the late round.
That's gotta be the worst feeling ever to like barely lose a round and then immediately have it shipped into a tech pause
Cuz like you can't get the round back you're already down around but you can't even like jump back in and fix anything like you gotta wait
Dude imagine choking like a 2v1 and then getting a tech pause
Like you took a 2v1 post plan and then it's like a tech pause for 10 minutes catch
That's all you fucking think about it's gonna be a difference maker, but damn out of mouth
Oh blood bodies despite how about the shooting can't even put on like really rough
Oh
Yes, that's hard support now. Yeah, he was playing like knock on bank and fucking dropping bombs
You see this shit where he walked past like three people upstairs. Yes, bro
Those people got blast by the way. He actually got yeah, they got less
How a scrims I yesterday me head said we never never screamed remember
Wait, I think my peers
No, no, they got somebody else.
Bro, Jixi, it was this whole thing.
This other T2 team didn't want me to stream,
which is reasonable.
So I said, let me stream with my face game full on
and no audio, because I have drops for rainbow.
They're like, no, we don't want you to stream at all.
But that doesn't show the game, wait.
Not showing the game and all my audio was gonna be muted,
so my chat wouldn't be able to hear me
just to just see my face and that's it.
And they said, no, if you don't end stream,
we're not screaming you.
What team was it?
Yeah, they're called like aerial rides.
They're like actually, they're a pretty good T2 team.
Shisa.
I mean, with Tino and Call Out,
I mean, it's we get ready for their matches tomorrow.
Bro, so DarkZero adapted SSG's lineup, like a lot of it?
Yeah, yeah.
In the playoffs, where do you feel like?
Basically, because the skin sales were really bad last year
when the marketplace crashed.
All the teams cut their salaries.
So like all the teams just went around.
So C9 went to SSG, SSG went to DZ.
And then like this or go steam with the C9
Wait, what do you mean the skin market crashed? What like when they are out of the when they did up like those like hackers like
Yeah, the mark I don't know if those are correlated, but apparently like that made like pro league skin sales go down by a lot for some reason
I don't know why
I don't know why that would happen either, but apparently that's what happened
We all know you're coaching prowess and focus and mentality you bring to the game.
Can I add what you're called?
Focus.
Yeah, of course.
Are you placing on this week in SLC?
Any particular thing you're bringing to the team is like, this is the one thing we got to lock in on.
Really, just on the attack side, we got a fundamental chain and the same one on defense and we're just the same one we've been doing.
So, Fett, were you the last coach to win in NA?
No, Bobbying took the same team win in Munich with the May wait when what when was that like a couple months ago?
That was 2025 November
So
Yeah, like six months ago
So he took the he took like my team and
What was the team? It was a hot and cold and who else hot and cold gunner Gavini and diffuser and Kino
So everyone from beast coast except for spirits
So wait, why did that team break up then?
They just drop hot and cold well cuz like why the fuck do they drop hot and cold?
You know there are I agree with you, but from their perspective, I think it's like
It's cuz they also don't make events like they either win the entire event or they don't make it
Yeah, then I'd be more consistent like that's the wind wait. No, I
In fact, I saw your video, too.
Are you think they're trying to get Kacen or something?
Yeah, I said like Kacen would be good
and Sabin would be good.
That would be cinema, that would be cinema.
Nah, they gotta get Kacen, he's NA.
Bro, the last NA situation that happened was Stompin,
and all the NA teams passed up on Stompin
for whatever reason, maybe they already had their team,
they liked their lineup
and they didn't want to take a chance on him.
Cason is like the closest thing to stomping.
So like, I think if Cason joined an NA team,
that would be really cool.
I think it's illegal what team Cason's joining.
I'm not gonna say it on stream.
Wait, text me, text me.
He's joining a team?
I don't know if it's true or not, but this is what we're doing.
Leo, text me.
No, I think it is true.
Put it in group chat, I'll tell you if it's true.
Wait, Mingo, I think I might also maybe know also maybe.
I'll show you the text that I got.
Yeah.
Yeah, what Lou said.
the. Yeah. Oh my god wait.
to stop the body. Yeah they're
gonna do that all game. You're
right. They've been hurting you
brother's enterprise team. Stop
it all. So they're gonna get
seven to. Why are you shooting
bodies we're gonna get seven
to. You're gonna get seven to
brother's. The worst results at
this current point. We've got
scrims that's it. Have fun and
just come into an event with the
Yeah, I'm surprised. Really?
Well, Jake, that's going to activate something.
He's going to drop like a toilet.
Fast into where that top floor.
Oh, Vege of Wrathbots. Vege of Wrathbots.
This is one of those summer Wrathbots, okay?
Yeah, because if you lazy drone bar,
you're just never seeing this guy.
He has a freakyle.
What? He has a freakyle?
Yeah, I know I do.
Nice.
Less time shooting bodies, more time droning, guys.
Minja loves not giving shit up.
He likes to keep fighting.
I love how Vege of Wrathbots plays.
I said this is not a fact, bro.
I know how Vege of Wrathbots plays, too.
This is a wrap, bro.
Yeah, he makes a lot of plays
Bench a walk around the map like he's playing Minecraft really on a DS
No
The pipe killed him bro the steam is not locked
They're not my alavad almost extends the range of that nice. Stop shooting by you went around
Coming through from the captain of G2 and it gives them a numbers advantage now looking at the last 60 seconds
It makes things awkward. Hey ace the triple wall, you know Cairo and too hard. I've done it too
Didn't really hope it doesn't help. No try to make this execute happen lots of hard breaks the hatches will be open
have many options available to
G2's like they just look so good bro
they look like such a good team
that's not enough
nice shyco
shyco no no no no no no
oh my god
shyco was there to get the job done
stefo le pluch
stefo le pluch
bro
this is gonna be a 7-2 bro
this is not a rigid team who need everything
to go to plan
they do two oh sweet fat like they beat up easy and then beat his team um do
they not play again until like quarters or something no no no so they play again
they would play again tomorrow but if they win tomorrow then they don't play
again against until quarters do you have a rough idea of who they would play or
no no idea Swiss Swiss is like really like depending on who be to if that makes
sense who are the options of who they can play like who are the options like
I literally everyone that can win. Oh my god. Anyone else that goes like to oh as well. Yeah
It's like it's like if you go one oh you play another one oh team if you go
Isn't there uh, isn't the elimination or promotion game with you
Yes, all the promotion game
elimination will be a terrific player.
There's no question about that,
but he has not been as strong
at being able to buy time for his team.
And he has certainly not been able to match up
against the guns in either of the maps.
He's five and five.
If you're just talking about the last two rounds,
sure, that's fair.
And it's now O and two to start off.
This is, it's a good thing.
It's a flattery.
It's like the expectations on him are so high
that like being just a decent player is mad.
You know, yeah, but he's doing his fucking job
Who cares if he's going to playing their back and around?
Yeah, the double rafter double mind set. Mingo mind set. This is quite common for G2 when they defend CC this
So Jinxie, this is what's the meta has been and probably is double reinforcing those gloves because it's so easy to kill the rafters players now
So by double reinforcing you let yourself walk around better, but it makes it like it's like you're gonna hit, it makes garage useless
See, yeah, that is new that that's fucking newest fuck because yeah
If you play rafters you just die to the breach or like it's just too much
But now we enforce that it's yeah double report now you can walk on my and don't he's gonna rat to and check
It's gonna tell him when the pH very familiar. It's been just three door traps to help. Is that him laying under the window?
Dokey
was
G2, pull off a perfect route for the bitches!
Yes!
Clock that!
What do I mean by like, G2 are so good at decision making?
Because they know that the moment Doki dies,
Steph, like, er, no, not Stephon, bro.
Fuckin', Shaco's fucked, right?
So they immediately swing the guy on the flat
so that they can press up in server to counter out the garage take.
Yeah, because if you wait, you just get squeezed and the round's over.
You just get squeezed.
You have to go in like 15 second window, like you have to.
The same thing happened in the DZ game earlier.
They knew exactly what would happen if they let the enemy team just execute.
So they knew exactly when to aggro.
They're so smart.
Bro, but I don't know.
Is that part of the timeout down three of them?
Not crazy?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't think people call it timeout.
The coach might just be thinking about where he wants to take this team to much.
Because they're getting their ass kicked right now, bro.
Bro, dude, the other thing I like about G2 so much is like, you have the rookie of the
year which is stopping and then you have four experienced ass players.
Like, these guys have all been pros for years.
Like, I love that, bro.
You know what I mean? Also, Benja won a major with Doki and Alomar, like there's Ten there.
Shai goes like a complete Pro League veteran, like their team is just, it's such a, it just really feels like a winning team, you know?
I fucking love this thing.
Every single fighter on the team has a chip except for Zag.
Yep. Literally. Everybody on the team has won a major level.
competition is on me is an excellent operator which is great thing she is
really beginner friendly and has a great kit surrounding it this is a map where
again she gets a lot of usage we stop it on clash bro man go you know he likes to
be crimped with shields he loves that shit he loves black beer he loves
shields he's a freak with the cube of area so I expect maybe a bit more entrenched
defense he loves being cringe yeah we'll fall back we just pulled it around with it
I mentioned it back and around one they love the clash they love he fucking loves
G2 setup for a gym bedroom on club. Okay, we've seen this throughout the EML stop in a very good flash player
I know we all there
Really smart playing around with this bulletproof shield as well. We look at the tools being brought by enterprise
It's more direct. Yeah, it looks more direct. I mean the nomad can make classes life really annoying and certainly if you
Bapping on that day most can be really impact. No, it is. Okay, but it's gonna be tricky dealing with stopping over on this extension
I think they could pressure everything they could also do every one they go to cash roll leave a lurker over there
I think they are going to hit cash off of like fake pressure logic, but they're gonna come on main stairs and cash all at the same time
There is nobody below or again
They're gonna try and ace up in this this is already
But against the clash against Samira, it's gonna get messy and it's gonna get loud
They're running out of time
up a ying ontology and he's gonna drop off the roof and try to play on club
house
but it is all reliable
I think he's gonna jump in the con window
oh my gosh
Shaikou!
Shaikou!
Yes Shaikou!
got a page there buddy
he's like
oh he's gonna jump in
you're getting floor big Shaikou
you're getting floor big
I don't know what you mean
I don't know what you mean
I don't know what you mean
I don't know
the gamemodes of Bapin
try and fight
nobody can get Shaikou down
Shaikou
they swing onto the bridge
Nice good typing.
Why would you go for the finish?
Oh my goodness.
It's a mess inside.
Eleanor.
Chop.
Go on.
Yes!
Yes!
Now we'll get the final kill.
Yes!
Oh, the start for G2.
Bro, this is really not.
Shaco destroys at range.
From G2, they recognize just how long that's stuck.
Bro, Shaco's aim is so fucking satisfying.
Bro, his aim is so good.
40 seconds on the clock when Shaco goes for that pick.
Only plays like Hallows too.
I swear, he's a freak.
It's a really slow-push coming out from the VP.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
84 dude whenever Shaco streams bro his screen is like stretch fight like they're not looking for early engagements
But they're looking to get an engagement when they execute with the ying when they're out a 7-0 would be fucking that'd be the cherry on top
You took the initiative and that would be awesome. He didn't come out the way. They wanted it to we didn't even see all four
Candles get thrown. I got to stop it over. I need them to lose a couple rounds
Bro, I feel like betting on kills in our six is so degenerate
It's like they seven oh, it's like yeah, he gets the under because they seven
Bro, but betting the over in a game like this is a little bit risky because you're kind of assuming that the game's gonna be close
And it's probably not gonna be close and we said that's exactly what this would be
But you gotta bet the over on like the goodest series
Also, bro, he moves to support
Yeah
This oceanic super team, yeah.
The efficiencies.
I don't get it anymore.
They don't have any advice.
Can I have $40 with Lou?
That's it.
I didn't go to Fry's piece of nothing.
Exactly.
OK, OK.
I mean, that's the issue.
Lou Pitcher saw his guy in that last round.
He's like the guy who was totally really right.
I mean, he's on the ying in that last round.
He's the guy who needs to kind of break the site open.
And it just ends up going down.
It doesn't get really.
Damn, I'm out of corner.
So Jack needs to find some way to bounce back to this game.
I want to see him getting typing again.
I want to see him loud both in the server
They go
Number two that goes four thorns in pocket
In a bar bar
Nearly half your team surviving every time there's some big deficiencies
Hard team to play against partly because they have so many different strategies so many different ideas
No
So good
So let's lean into that. Let's play a full anchor set up. They have to play you because grim and can't be tower band
Yeah, we have no other choice. Yeah, they have no other like CC
Late explosive execute once more that has historically favored you to
I
I can't find his shield by hard blood, but warden down, they need to get value out of these candelas.
They couldn't do it previously, but this is the moment to try to strike.
Grendo's on the operative this time around.
If he can take blue control, he should have no problems.
Oh, shit, no, he found you.
I saw him, he's fucked up, man.
Just let that one slip through his fingers.
Never mind, I got away.
I got away.
Damage, candela's going off.
Two Han eliminating vengeance, Astra.
And this is the best start we've seen from Enterprise.
And quite some time.
I got one.
Two Han's in the midst of the site with a failing nine out.
Find it, just without everybody.
Should I go one, people?
Step on it, people!
Oh, I thought that I can't lie.
I didn't feel it.
I'm getting the momentum out of enter.
Okay, so four to one after the timeout.
Okay, everyone's attention is over towards blue where those candles come down.
In fact, is that a real thing where like after a timeout, teams actually do win
the next round, like a legitimate way?
Do what?
Like, is that a real thing in Pro League where like after a team calls a timeout,
they normally win the first round?
No.
Yeah, I think it depends on the coach if they call the right adjustment or not
Yeah, I think enter prices coaches quite good like from what I've heard from him in his timeouts. I think he's quite good
Yeah, I guess I'll give you an example
Jixie like if we go into the next round and I'm like alright next round try this track
You go here instead Lou try to like go for a spawn peek slow down their pace and then we force execute guys
Do not peek on plant. They're not gonna be able to plant. Okay, like they suck at that shit, right?
That could get around if I call a timeout and like guys we fucking suck right now or comms are shit
We're letting them do whatever the fuck they want keep it up guys we're giving with too many first picks
What's wrong with us? That's like more like okay?
We might not win the next round because like that's not a specific like that's the Skype coaching. Yeah, bro
Doki said you're losing four to one and he said nah, so I'm guessing the guy said something before that
That should be a probably
Yeah, no, yeah someone said that these guys just type in all chat all game long but for enterprise GT
This is like
If we get a 4-2 split especially attacking on club posts at the A to tax
That's all from over
Enterprise can be a really strong defense team when they need to throughout this tournament
They've been a better team on the defensive half 74. Wait, so when this case in turn 18 he turns 18 like a monster
If they get that wow, it'll be huge now. I was worried with both the bands
Oh, that'll be crazy. What does the rafters clear look like so mingo? Well, that would be a day
We would win every time.
Most importantly, Benja are going to be an early action if they try to take these gunfights.
I'm going to say a journey, Shay.
Is Benja made of electricity?
I thought I'm aware of it.
Benja made electricity.
Oh, he's garage with lesion.
That would be the most generational watch party ever.
Oh, yeah.
I didn't pick it up.
Stopping the lesion garage solo
Is he gonna punch the like wooden wall Jim in some capacity, maybe I think you can get an angle on the windows from the wooden wall
So perfectly
He said it's N-bomb.
He's got one.
Please, please.
He's up, and it will be a five-one.
See, Doki's got Twitter fingers.
Doki is known to type, bro.
Doki can type.
I think it was round number three.
Look how much higher Shiko's death is than everyone else, bro.
How the fuck does he play like that?
His arms are horizontal, bro.
Bro, Shiko swings everything until the round ends.
I'm not kidding.
That's how it's placed on us.
On attack, get the fuck out of our minds, okay?
Whoa.
We are now gonna be defending, okay?
0-0 remember if we're up or we're down it's 0-0 me. Oh, it's fine
That's not you're down and we've already identified. What's the problem? Okay?
We're not listening to each other for the problem is you're playing against the fucking super team, bro
That's the fucking problem thing on Kyra
We are banged in my day scores. So my day sir. Okay, if we do play our room strats
They're gonna be doing spread fast first four entries. Okay?
Fasten kitchen or fast into a lot of great. Let's correct
or they have a blitz running through church door on an execute okay so care
the blitz in church and care the fast entries first floor if we're doing the
room strategy for the gym cast solution though they have a just a default like
that's correct but do you think they'll do that
yeah he just said be careful who he'll jump in secret and he'll come up so
basically saying they're expecting the blitz to go to church no no so G2 always
They will always go for a first kill, our player is the top player, and they'll kill, and then they'll try to like, flow down into site or just stall out, reset.
Wait, I heard Shaiqa.
We talked about it before in the game with Maya.
I was talking to the guy steps.
I forgot who I was talking to, Zach, and I was saying on that strat, I think instead of like, mentioning one player through Modo, down into site, you know.
I think smoke's gonna peek him right away.
If they try to like do the whole thing
If the basement is fine, coordinate the executes
Remember if Capital Ying Grimm is open and I'm playing it
Blue is always so easy to take call
For us, so just like coordinate with me and Shaco
I'm gonna burn the guy I push and then we're gonna open
If we do the same time like we did on the last stream
Yeah, yeah
I think we're gonna stage right
If we do everything at the same time, they just got fucked
G2 really not using much time
They just go fuck they just go
Hoping in the day 2-0 and right now wow to be the case enter might be two and over G2 today
It's a common saying but it's true for a reason right we've seen things flip before
G2 will have a relatively easy time. They just need to defense wins that could be one
Yeah, Capitale and Grimm, here they come.
Really common bands coming out here,
both teams focusing on the wall breach,
or scouting each other,
or the electricity ops coming out.
Enterprise half, half Grimm, Havana?
I mean, Mag said,
Yeah, not many Grimm on this map is,
Yeah, you can't move anywhere.
Get it out, get it out, get it out.
This is a new game that can't have
Capitale with the whole heart,
but man, I'm worried.
It was not only just,
I think one Harboury's been in this one,
I think now it is Capitale,
like it's a must band on the first band,
but it's just like blue,
You can't hold blue
Yeah, everybody just fires off the generator
I'd rather go against the capitol than a grim though like I feel like I just can't move anywhere
We have to give Brenda credit for his opening picks Brenda has been very good at finding opportunities for his team
What the fuck?
Something's going to get down, buddy.
Ah, he's shaking.
Oh, he's trying to go for it.
If they do the upside down, I'm like, you shoot my window,
I'm almost out of my cell.
So called.
Oh, OK, I'm going to go.
Get a caught on the window.
You've got Capitao.
You've got the Grim.
You've got Nades and Flashes on Alamow.
I mean, there are going to be some real problems.
G2 looks so good, man.
Man, position from Babin.
That's free of full map control.
They just gave G2 the entire map with two minutes left
and Capitao Grim.
Capitao far above.
Like, right now, G2 has this run, basically,
in my opinion.
Bob's gonna have a tough time. It's a nice impact. Amazing. Yeah, they have so much time to do everything
I know second away from going off. Mm-hmm. So well time to them. Oh requires stopping to go back to the drawing board there
I imagine doki will make a beeline for stock and get that hatch open, which will then put more pressure
over on
Yep, yeah over on bapin who's playing in that position
He's still there
For to be spots as suicide because you know you are playing to die so it is a
Yeah, oh you got a death wish if you want to play this one, but I can have it down more
If the drones are coming in G2 doing exactly what they say
so many spots like this
Raptors on clubhouse is fucking no
Wait, they have the default mirror the one on the church
That's such a bad mirror my opinion you just see that shit from blue
Raptors on clubhouse you either kill everyone
What's down? What's down?
Stop it was poisoned running at the bottom main stairs.
What?
They got Benjamin Alamow at like first slide.
Stop it needs to go in church right now.
Stop it on Havana DMR.
That's a little like that's a focus.
Tyrone breaks his kill list streak eliminating Shepard's no-bottom.
That's about it.
Come on, stop!
He's taking quite a moat.
One slanking him though.
my god
Where is doke as to on oh my god stop and now both have their hands full
Back he gets the kill up side
in a 1v2 running at a time. Oh my god. Yes, your price will survive at least one more
On time a good attempt
Well that smoke is actually shaking bro, he was giggling, he was like trying to beat us out of victory.
But he was close, it's messy, but it gets the job done Parker.
They don't ask how, enterprise, really nice stuff around that blue stairs position.
That's what we were worried about the most. That's where our attention was.
That's where all of the U2 was for G2, but what did they do?
Bro, Shiko's role looks so fun on this team. He just like runs at people.
Mission and Bappin says you can have it.
That's where you need a 2.5 scope here, it's so hard to see shit.
Yeah, like I don't know dude. He only uses hollow though, bro
He's like a sick up that whole time. He's always been like that like I don't know if I can even remember a time
We're psycho hasn't had a hollow. I don't think I've ever seen a music 2.5. His face is also like inside the monitor
Well, you just need like a a cog. I feel like for that. I mean, it's so it's so hard
I think the issue that now was that Benji master and Alma were synced up on body
I thought I thought it was
Right shaco was in pursuit, but he was about a step or two behind those grim bees wasn't able to play off of the pings
And because of that he could not get not only one maybe even
I thought your tick tock was a Larry
After watching Jay like after a couple months of scrims, bro, like I don't know
I was
We're on consulate and I told him to like do something with me like I'm gonna impact this and then he shoots through it with me
And I impacted it and he just got a lot
Oh, yeah, I remember that
I'm constantly right. Yeah, you're like, did you even shoot your fucking gun?
Also, bro, you have to
Oh my god
I don't mind that
gonna be because you don't know why would you say something
I'm sorry I was gonna say stop it's not gonna be just so
disciplined from the Blackbeard so we were against this is so
scary we're chill but they can still come on
check out what HP to this guy hey it's the place 1v2 out of my
mouth shot nice
one shot one round
out of line.
OK.
He's sound-fake to me.
He's not a black man.
He just binged his shit out.
That's right out of the stop-o-tune book,
the footwork there.
And suddenly, we've got ourselves.
Wait, we got a ball game now, and I'd still over.
Been badly missed.
He starts typing away.
Listen, Jigsaw, an absolute masterclass.
They didn't worry about the ball.
Jigsaw there.
They knew that that plant was going down inside of gym.
G2, an excellent explosion into the site,
leads off with Benja, getting those two massive frags
over into the master windows from outside the building he starts to create that
chaos the second one coming through straight on to brendale it's a 5v3
advantage the players over on the cc side they do quite well
happening jigsaw bro that's just to put more sound fakes
wow yes we stop ads where he has to punch him and kill him
12 seconds left but the really nervous
i genuinely think that's how y'all make jiggas you just don't talk to him you let him
I mean, it seems like Enterprise needs to stop it.
No, I'm not thinking about it. When I'm watching this for him,
Every time you'll spoke to him, he's like,
I can't think of anything like,
Well, what do you think to be rude?
What do you think to be rude?
I mean, we usually do put him on the alert,
He just crouch watch,
Watch around the first floor,
Just does something that he does later in the round.
He has no idea how to process information.
He's just always been like that.
We're pretty sure about that.
We're screaming
Zonky, Tysie, Hood, and them, and we all are thanks to that team.
So, their mid to late round needed work on the first half.
Glass!
That's how you know you're in pro league.
Oh my god, wait, it's the, okay, this is the NA strat.
You bounce all the lines!
Oh my god.
Got the refrag, got the refrag.
How the fuck do you get the camera there?
So this is what the strat is, they fire, they fire over that wall.
All right, so that's actually so smart
So far like all point to the Raptors like he has a lot of like for all the classic
You have like a time-wasting strat and your whole team's dead in 30 seconds.
Alright, bro.
Doki's typing.
But it is very entertaining.
What did Doki say?
I don't know.
The last panel operator band coming in here and nothing is really down there.
Bro, are there any, like, flukes in Pro League Fat?
Like, has a team-like enterprise ever, like, won a major or made it extremely far?
Are there ever flukes or not?
No.
Yeah, I was gonna say, bro, like, I feel like I've never seen one.
I just never seen it.
They'll make Main Stage, but usually they'll never make it far.
The only time that like the furthest the APEC team has ever made it is, um...
When tag reload, remember when we were talking about reload, like the weird format?
Yeah, and they just made it because of the format.
Yeah, yeah, they made Grand Finals. That was the furthest the APEC team has ever made it.
Yeah, like I feel like in R6, like you can almost always predict the teams that are gonna do well, you know?
Like you always, like every major, you're like, okay, one of these four teams is probably gonna win, you know?
And it's just whenever there's a game like this. It's like G2 is probably gonna win this
I'm not even getting like nine out of every ten times
Like it's they're that much of a favorite in this match like I would give them nine to one odds or maybe I'll give them like
Five to one odds on a bill one put on a bill three
I would give G2 like nine to one odds, you know what I mean at this point
They need to go three straight on a deep like I've never even heard of this team as soon as I saw this team
I was like, okay, it's probably gonna be like an out of hand game versus into overtime and G2
I
Should be the end of the game right there.
Oh, I think he did it right now.
Concentrate.
Yeah, he does it right now.
He's got to be saying, this is a pretty good game.
All things considered, Tuha now inside of Freezer,
playing over a kitchen in a rough spot.
Pride is getting the square up.
I think he just leaves.
Oh, that was a good challenge, bro.
Oh, he's got the red one.
He's already got two casualties.
Shaiko.
Shaiko, Lola.
But Tuha's still here.
What the fuck?
Tuha's still following.
Oh
For
Enterprises incredible undefeated run looks sure to be ending in a matter of moments here Jesse
This one's not going down G2 have more players. They weren't fazed wise
One other
Seven three see this one going any other way
You're not killing stop and mean
Just a perfect support masterclass from stopping yeah, so
So Rato's means to me, he's part of the team.
They are but a single, that's-
Yo, G2 is going to win this major, bro.
I'm telling you, dude, I'm telling you, dude.
I got a feeling, ooh.
That tonight's gonna be a-
Yeah, he's even playing that bad
and G2 make them look like, honestly, God, like,
I don't know, G2 look like
by far the best team right now.
out of the leaders man.
Okay, so do we, we don't know who's playing tomorrow,
but do we know roughly what time he's playing tomorrow?
You just don't know until everyone,
when the game is finished today, we'll know.
Yes.
Don't know later tonight.
Okay.
Wait, does split play literally right now?
Does split play right now right now?
Nah, they play in like a couple hours.
They play phase, right?
Yeah, they play.
Bro, Chad, are they gonna be live
for another hour and a half?
Wait, no, no, no, they play right now.
SPLIT right now!
Yeah, that's...
Chad, we should watch, if he plays right now.
He plays right now.
Who's SPLIT playing?
They play FACE.
SPLIT's playing FACE!
What?
We have to watch that!
Right now?
That is a crazy game.
FET, are you not erect from that?
SPLIT for STACE FET?
I am erect, yes.
Okay, go.
Alright, Ryan, who do you want?
Wait, the camera, it's on, stop it!
What's happening?
I got split over.
After the shot was shooting bodies and typing an all-tack, me ho, RKO and them.
Virtue's the goat, but mag is the fannin' bother.
Lou, I met you with the alive Lou, you're sweeter than a marshmallow.
You're not a marshmallow, any shit.
Jinxie, Jinxie, if I shot your body in a holy match and you beat me and you came to my room after, what would you do? Would you slap me?
I would jump to you, bro. I would fucking jump to you, bro.
Don't shoot bodies!
Don't shoot bodies!
That's all the way to our streets.
You would tell them to turn off the camera?
Oh my god, can't shake, stop it's the first one in, holy leader, holy leader, first one in, holy leader.
Pringing myself inside.
You still see their respect. Why is the, dude, they're in such a tight room. This is so awkward.
But Mingo, am I wrong here? Like, let's talk about it, bro. Shooting bodies is out of line. Shooting bodies is not acceptable.
But actually, I think it's a good mental strategy.
I don't think it is.
I think it's about respect.
It's definitely disrespectful, but like.
No, no.
Chat, should shooting bodies, is it?
Chat, what is the word?
Is shooting bodies respectful?
Or no, chat, would you shoot bodies?
Whoa, that charm is clean.
That starts zeroes charm?
That's actually a sex charm.
It's a Pokemon.
I think shooting bodies more times than not is not good,
just because you open your assault for a refriking game.
I think talking shit is like most of the time it's fine.
It totally depends too.
Yeah, well, I just think like if they don't care,
like it's whatever, but if you talk shit to a player
that like will tilt, then you just want yourself a game,
you know?
Somebody in the chat just said,
I would only shoot your body.
All right, it's disrespectful.
Yeah, bro, I think like, if somebody shoots your body,
you have every right to shoot their body,
but it's not only that, let me just say that.
It's not so much that it's God stop, it's 11 and four.
Oh, his cost is 80% EPS 134.
I mean, God damn it.
What can he not do?
Sorry, lost my train of thought there.
Got lost in Stompin's eyes.
Okay, chat.
Let's hit it, bro.
Let me say this.
It's not about disrespectful.
It's just unprofessional because like you're bringing down
the efficiency of your team by doing that.
Like instead of, bro, there's been multiple times
and I've seen this happen in Pro League.
I've seen somebody in Pro League shoot somebody's body
and then get swung while he's doing it.
Like, you're emptying your mag, you're not hopping on a drone, you're not communicating with your team,
it's just unprofessional and you're not taking the round serious, bro.
You're not taking the round serious.
Like, if my teammate was shooting bodies, it's like, bro, we flew to fucking Salt Lake City, fucking Utah, bro.
You got the first pick, hop on a fucking drone!
Or, like, call out, don't shoot a body, it's just unprofessional.
It's unprofessional, it's shit, bro.
Wow, 11-4 stomping, me-ho.
Dude, G2 looks so good.
Chat, run it, watch the boy versus phase, run predictions.
Fed, is this B01 or B01?
Are you a B01?
Okay, I'll be able to actually catch it.
All right, bro, run it, run it, run it, run it, run it.
Chat, let's watch the boy's game.
Wait, I'll be back.
Check speed?
What's speed doing?
Check speed, what's speed doing?
What the hell does the sharks not heard it friendly sharks wow
Wow!
Chad, I didn't know this!
Chad, I didn't know this! I didn't know sharks were friendly!
Chad, I did not know this!
What?
He's gonna feed it.
Oh my god, he's jumping off the line.
He's jumping off the line.
Oh my god, he's getting...
Boom!
Bro, he needs to get out of there, bro.
Chat, I don't know if I would ever do this.
Oh, thank you, I'm so much no more.
It's just falling through.
Chat, I'm gonna be honest.
Bro, I would not do this chat who would do this
Yeah, we know we know yeah, bro. I'm a bitch. What do you want me to say?
You're a pussy. We know no chat. I feel like most people would not do this, bro. I
Feel like most people would not do this chat
You're a grown pussy appreciate that chat of second Barca
Oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Barcelona, La Liga champions.
I predicted this last season.
I predicted this this season.
I mean, bro, as long as La Miga model is existing
and breathing air, bro, I mean,
they're just gonna win La Liga for the next 10 years,
but the best team in Spain.
Let alone that, bro, that is the best team in Europe too.
I mean, wow, another first LaLiga for Marcia Chat.
Let's go.
Guys, let's go.
Guys, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Bro, I cannot believe Speed is with the Sharks, dude.
Chat, prayers for Speed, bro.
Dude, this is risky business, bro.
Chat, I would not do this.
Bro, I'd be scared of getting D-Gloved.
Bro, because what if a shark just snaps on you in one second?
What is sharks IQ?
What is sharks average IQ?
Maybe like 52.
Maybe 50.
Bro, 18 to 35.
Would y'all trust that with your life, y'all?
Chat, would you trust that with your life, bro?
18 to 35 IQ.
Would you trust your life in that?
than you. No it's not! Chad I did my IQ test. Mine was 104. Bro your pussy we get it. No I'm not
pussy I'm just not getting D glove. Chad y'all are not gonna see me get D glove bro. Chad I want
to live a long life dude. I don't want to get D glove though. Chad I don't want to get fucking D
glove Chad. Chad I want to live a long life bro. I don't want to get D glove. And bro part of the
reasons for that bro is I'm not gonna go to the sharks bro I'm not gonna I'm
not gonna go to the shark shark diving bro yeah I value my life bro I'm gonna
live a long life like dude like I'm not gonna be hi miss what are you typing
I'm not gonna be doing risky business like that bro
Rolling loud! BPM! What?! Save the life, you bro!
I have a question, bro, and I want y'all to be dead ass 100% honestly, Sirius.
Should I pursue a career in music?
Chat, like, be honest, too, bro.
Be dead ass honest.
Should I pursue a career in music?
No.
Hell no.
Fuck no.
God no.
God please no.
No.
Please no, no, please no.
Absolutely not, no.
Burger music.
Helen Keller would make better music than you.
That's not possible!
Why even ask?
Okay, Jesus Christ.
Spoilt place against phase in two minutes, lock it!
Spoilt place against phase in two minutes,
lock the fuck in!
Run predictions, mods.
Shabbetting predictions.
Guys, I'm going to be able to watch this game, bro.
And then I got to go, bro.
I gots to go.
Chat, I told y'all it's going to be a short stream today
because I'm just chilling.
I'm chilling today.
Tomorrow, bro, League of Legends.
Tomorrow we got the League of Legends Tournament.
We have drops in the stream.
Ink, Shadow, Master, YeeSkin.
All you got to do is watch the stream for 30 minutes.
And yeah, bro, if Stop and Play is before four,
I'll be able to watch Party Stop this game tomorrow.
And then we'll go right into the League of Legends tournament.
It's gonna be set in my bro.
It could be, I have a feeling it's gonna be our best
stream of the year, bro.
Yeah, that's like, I'm really excited for certain.
We have like, I think we have 39 people, 38 people.
We just need two more people, I think.
But yeah, bro, we're just waiting to hear some
responses from peeps.
But yes, bro.
Yes, dude.
Yes.
Like we are, which of them are called?
We are fucking League of Legends tournament
at 4 p.m. tomorrow, bro.
And maybe we could catch a stop and game beforehand.
But yes, chat.
I'm a part-timer. Yes, bro. You guys can get your lips in. Yes. I'm a part-timer.
30 seconds.
Spoight versus.
Okay. Chat. The prediction is will spoight win? Yes or no? Wait, if spoight loses,
is he out or no?
I don't know. Yes. So spoight has to win. Okay.
I'm gonna touch you all right Brett with the 10 gifted W. Brett in the chat
Okay, okay. W better than chat. I'm better than chat was watching that shit. It's actually what are you gonna do?
Let's go like they can fight like what first phase you just got a one time here. Just don't be
Like I feel like the only way to beat you off a station pixel is literally walking with the shield
There's really no other way to beat you. Yeah shields are my counter
It's a hard to when we want to shield it they're like on extended in front of you like a monta like spamming ads
Well shit, there's great was raid the OG TCSG guy
Like it on console. Yeah, nah, there's this one guy that was like really good with it. I don't know if you know me on Ella
No, I don't
I think I've seen his name like once
Everybody's to call him cornice. I don't think he's actually cornice, but his shit would probably shoot faster than my shit
Wait, do you bumper shoot my editor's bumper shoot? I don't do you think that like plays a part of it or no?
I think it does a little bit
I
Do you have it where like it's like the whole layout is changed when you choose bumper shoot or do you only change like one thing I
Aim with that one dude like I aim with the left bumper and I shoot with the right bumper. Oh shit, okay
All right, here we go later
phase SR
You know what you win?
Double walk it out, Ben.
Layer.
I think Layer is the winner.
Go to get his shoes.
Okay.
Oh, that is broke.
My headset.
Oh no.
That is wrong.
Oh my god, run.
Hey, daddy.
Fat, I'm back.
I love you, bro.
Wait, so Fat.
My chat set of spoilers.
He's out.
Is that true?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
He's out. Is that true? No, no, no, no, bro.
Chats, Chaysa, come on guys.
His performance has been well below.
Okay, defending world champions versus
Boyd, let's fucking go.
See, what can do, baby?
I had phase predicted, but now that it's
later, I actually don't know.
I actually think that makes a rebellion,
like giving them a great chance.
I don't know why phase lefts up later.
A bit more of a backward step, offensively.
I think, I think phase are doing this bullshit,
every, like where they do every tournament,
where like they just, they get like a game day
Scrimmon all like an opponent's strongest map different one
Cuz he plays phase one and he like
There's also BO3's, there's also two BO3's in there.
Okay, okay, okay.
Even compared to his team.
Bro, I was gonna say that's like fucking 18 a game or something.
Yeah.
That's like a world record.
Well, he's in the classes up on here.
Bro, FaZe is so good at teaching.
Class is a good, class is good right here.
He gets around to maybe.
Oh, yeah.
That's the four by Simon.
That was, what the fuck?
Oh, was that underneath?
That, would you say this FaZe team is the best R16 ever?
Yes, yes.
Yeah, I would agree with that.
Oh, there's nothing good to hammer, bro.
Yeah.
And three SI finals in a row.
three finals in a row second place first place first place I yeah I think it's the
in my opinion as well which one gets the best team of all time
so he's got his work cut out for us
but they beat five years another North American team that they can show what's
like we that's control this team is so walking about who's on rock and
stairs oh and we kill rock and stairs
Come on, bro. They're all so fucking low. They have smoke. No, no smokes
What is it yes, like a hundred thousand or something
Freezes he's not gonna freeze that you just didn't know
tiny
That's the big William here. Yeah two tubes broad. I think he blundered my god
I think you've been on that shit, bro. Me. How I need to hang it up
I'm not sure what's going on.
One HP though.
Bro, but he's so low.
One HP against SMG-11, bro.
That's rough.
That's really rough.
This is the best gun in the game of somebody's 1 HP.
That's good positioning.
There's not a single gun I would rather have than SMG-11 for a scenario.
Or a long-range shotgun is fine too.
So well, SMD12, or SMD11, it's so perfect.
But somebody's wanting to be-
Oh, composure, Cyber.
Composure.
Yes, to stick it and just get off it
when there's like a second left.
And you're at this event?
Yeah.
Look at how Smarty's playing this,
because he knows he's won.
Wow.
Wow, shotgun, bro.
No chance.
Yep, on one of the-
On one of the-
Moly-moly.
This team is terrifying, bro.
But hey, G2 has proved they can beat this team before.
Oh, Cyber, he is not-
Oh yeah, fun fact.
You know KDS is like Nicola Yoke at your Siege?
Like, he hates playing pro.
Like, he literally said two years ago he wanted to retire.
And like, apparently he's known for like,
every time they have a game day in Brazil,
you can see him like leaving the office right after
to go play God.
But he just keeps winning.
He just can't stop winning.
Yes, there's a picture.
There's a picture of him.
Like they're all lifting the hammers
and he's just arms crossed like disappointed.
Like he just wants to go home.
So early.
It definitely makes things really difficult.
Yeah, my favorite.
KDS is in there.
Wait a minute.
No, no, wait a minute.
I was going to ask which one KDS was.
Like.
He always wears glasses.
He has the short black hair.
You'll recognize me.
Oh, yeah, I see.
And you have to be perfect.
I don't think KD has his glasses.
I think he's not in my Vita King.
No, no.
I know Vita King.
Oh, OK, OK.
KD has his glasses, though.
I swear to you.
No, that's Souls.
That's Souls.
Souls glasses.
No signs whatsoever.
I'm slowing down.
There are almost no pictures.
Here, I'll send a picture, bro.
Yeah, we see a picture.
Every single one of these players can carry a game.
Who'd you say?
I took Cyber.
Oh.
Bro, Galvan are still betting?
Jesus Christ, guys!
Chiron's boy, dude, that's 20 it's 20 dollars. Fuck are y'all doing look at look at my
Look at my look at the discord group. That's the picture
Like and they're all lifting the hammer. He's just like man. Give me. Oh, yeah, dude. I thought souls was KDS
Yeah, yeah
Bro cyber is so good handy. So like this team is disgusting dude
But at least that picture fatty smiling at least yeah, it's got a little smirk
Maybe he doesn't hate it that much
On the roof on the roof
My favorite yo pitch interview is like he's like at first I said I don't want to go fucking parade
But now I like fucking parade and it's like drunk. I
Like fucking parade
Dude imagine how much you'll get you can drink. Oh my god, he's seven foot fucking three
Or seven foot tall
Like he's insanely strong right next to it fucking shit cyber is audio fuck like why am I hearing all this shit?
I just really PC audio is not as good as console audio
But I swear to God stop until me that was the first thing you know that stuff
with the hatches that they have open.
So I was excited to get active still.
Here comes the second one.
There's double-swinging the guy, Aubrey.
That's Flash's.
Lodge bomb's going on.
Great Flash's.
Great Flash's.
Oh my god!
Flash is dead.
Bro, that's a good clear!
That's a good clear!
And the momentum in the side is so cool!
Wow, wow, wow.
Good aim!
It's all up to Cyber!
If Cyber wins this, I quit life.
I quit life.
1v5, 10xp.
What?
Shit.
Bro, that's a flair attack, Koyan.
That was a good flash, that was a good flash.
I'm not kidding, I just saw that coach's ass crack
when he stood up, I'm not kidding.
I swear to God.
I just got flashed, bro.
Should I just do it again?
Oh my God, we're gonna see it again, we're gonna see it again.
Yeah, I just saw his ass, bro, dead ass.
Certainly, Shynell needs to,
and you go back to some of those defense options.
Is there any part of you, Fat,
any part of you at all in your soul
that misses coaching that yes all in all no all in all no I think it's like like
you miss aspects of it but you wouldn't like yeah yeah yeah no the part that I
missed the most is like making new strats and being innovative like sometimes
I watch these teams and I'm like why are we running like the same strap from
fucking two years ago like yeah I want to like try something new that that's what
I love about this game bro it's like the meta is shifting like you know that
like, remember the top double rapper?
Yeah, when you showed me that, I thought that was so cool,
because I've never seen that.
And then on top of that, teams are like bouncing chankas
over it for like, I love that part of the stage.
That part of the stage is so sick.
Because it's an innovated strat, and then it's
another innovated strat on top of the innovated strat.
So like, you know what I mean?
Like, it's just so cool to compliment it.
But then it's also like objectively bad,
because if they go for the other side, it's not good.
So then it might, yeah.
So other teams might start going for master over clears,
right?
But then people start extending master over roams when they do that strut.
It's like it's a constant evolution, bro.
Please do not watch both of them together at this stage.
Yeah, I do love that shit, bro.
I love that shit.
That's also, the reason why I fell in love with this game is like,
I feel like there's always something to learn.
It doesn't matter if you have 100 hours or 10,000 hours,
there's always something to learn, bro.
That's so addicting about it.
Deary coming in, put some pressure onto these.
Always a new thing to learn.
They're going to explode.
Last after ying.
They're going to ying up top of the drone hole, and then after that they're going to work.
Yeah, they're going for like straight side
Such a good team player
No, they couldn't find the warden with a factor
No, the strat works but you that's what we're gonna bump so that he doesn't have goggles anymore. That's so smart
I think they missed them. They
couldn't find them. Yeah,
because you disabled his glasses
and then he can't tonight.
That's actually he has to have
his glasses activated. So yeah,
I don't think it was a fake.
They wanted to get that plant.
You have to smoke first then
look with the MPs. Yeah, yeah.
Makes sense. Yeah, they're
hitting them. They will pit it.
Now it's going over to the top
floor clear and KDS on this
warden will be credit. Yeah,
anytime you switch to a top
floor clear a minute and a half
in it's kind of just always
If you're gonna hit top you hit top from the start. This is just
I think this this site converts fast enough between top floor and second floor
We'll see I hope they win. I'd love to see a star win this
Nice rex in
Oh, no
Oh, my gosh.
Final two kills.
Bro, he punched his shield.
Me, how?
They repelled that initial aggression.
He missed his melee.
Troy just couldn't have maged him fast enough, bro.
He needs that mingo trigger finger, bro.
You know, Bresna, you know what I'm saying, Broly?
Yeah.
But Canadians go to throw.
Canadians won so much shit, dude.
Yeah.
I also love the way Canadian plays, because like, he literally just plays to the objective.
Like, bro, Canadian, I swear to God, I'm not kidding.
He can go 0 and 8, but it'll be the most effective 0 and 8 you've ever seen.
It'll be 4 plants, 3 plant denials, droning his entire team in, fucking last guy to fucking
die every round.
If he does ever die, it gets traded like, Canadian is the ultimate support player, like
the ultimate fucking support player.
Bro doesn't give a fuck about his Katie.
He doesn't care.
Now like yeah, he might be a little unq with the aim sometimes, but he's unq, bro.
He's pretty fucking unq with the aim.
He's not fucking stoppin' S.O.K.
But yeah.
But he'll always get you to it.
He hasn't missed an event in like 4 years bro.
He always makes the event for the reason.
Look he's 0-2, he's locking another shield.
He doesn't have to update every bit ever, right?
Yes.
Not ever, yeah I think the last one he missed was 2022.
But yeah.
23 of the 31 attacking rounds they have played on this map.
Yeah I love the way Canadian players play.
good for a 74% win rate on attack. So you block FaZe who are a great-
I love this execute. I think- oh actually never mind. I don't know why I'm so excited about this.
Oh they switched all their ops.
Defending team on this map. But we don't have to worry about that.
Operational lair, Mira's on me.
So both of these teams sitting at 44% win rates on defense for FaZe Clan and 44% for
attack on Chalice.
That looks like a- I don't- no no no they don't have a block. I don't think it's a skybridge.
Who comes out ahead? I don't know but what we're looking at right now for QSql
The defender seems most reasonable and that's pretty bog standard layer
Like that shoot it down for the ash smart smart no time to react
Cyber Roman
with the mirror window pop the course shattered with that glass it'll be a little bit less
proficient but I'm telling you boys stop it's gonna win the major
yeah cyber is deciding better i got a feeling
bro imagine the stoppin versus white finals jesus christ i'm in cinema
sort of pace down here for these cyber solvents cyber as a flank
well he has it he actually has it yeah he didn't draw it no they have no idea
Now they just need a beat out of bait for him. Oh, no
What are they doing cyber
I think they both blinded themselves, okay
Yeah, that's kind of sloppy siege. Is that just bad communication?
He's calling out the guy and he ran into him. I can't really ever happen. Okay, thanks
And there was a good two second window
But when black herds saw him and from when he ran in so I don't know what the fuck happened
Talks it baby
top rocket so let's see if KDS starts to shoot that off oh it's wide thinking while KDS shoots it off
cover it they're so coordinated
perhaps they have this exact stack for like three years fat four years
yeah that's just not even fair bro yeah these guys have probably like goon together before oh
shit what all right nice rexen come on splint plenty plenty you got to hold him baby hold him splint
down he's got it down wait he's gonna stick it through one big two point
no one can gamble what a gamble
oh they can long arm from hard left this is kind of a first point actually
come on squint
oh wait no they can't
wait huh
good position
nice dad
yeah
no ammo
beautiful
bro look at that corner
he's like jiggling jiggling jiggling
And the score line 3-1 for the world champs.
Jopah, Rebellion, man, they're doing their best.
Bro, that's so good.
This team is so good.
But like, keeping the team together, I think it's a big part of it, bro.
Because like, think about it, bro, even if they win the first SI, like, they shit the
bet after that.
You know, like, all the events after that, they didn't do well at all.
But like, any NA team, like, think about it, we've been like, oh, drop this guy, drop
that guy, fuck this guy.
Sometimes you gotta stick it out.
Yeah, sometimes you gotta stick it out and study, bro.
Now, that's the number one, um, the number one thing I tell new, new or like T4 T3 players
is like stick with their team because like if you get in the mindset of your problem
is dropping someone as opposed to like working out a problem, then you're never gonna like
actually improve.
Yeah, because you're immediately defusing all responsibility from the situation.
Yeah.
Let's just drop this guy.
We lost.
Well, you're not like analyzing why you actually lost.
I probably think it's different, but I definitely think early on in your career like in T3 if you're constantly making roster moves
It's really bad for you
Anybody is able to call to their teammate. Hey, somebody's here. There's no way Canadian would relay that information
Your chat how long has SGA been on the Thunder 4? Has it been like five six years? I feel like or more?
Random question, but how long has he been on the Thunder 4 chat?
Five years. Yeah, I was good. I literally said five six years. Yeah
that you are unaware of. So cyber play that one. Honestly could have won the duel against
Rexon as well, but gets flashed out a close round. Dude, you guys hear Brahms down like
oh three right now in the playoffs. Yeah, we're getting fucked up. No team has ever
came back. Oh three and NBA playoff is to bro. So I tell you, bro, it's literally like
a point zero when they come back like, okay, see so good. So like, yeah, you have to beat
that's better than you four times like the blue could have any chance of
reappearing in this year I think he's questionable for a game for but they're
already down to three yeah do they try it again so like there's like no point of
him even playing for real I'm from Houston so I was saying that you have other
rockets and we were down out three and we still lost yeah they were there
making a little comeback to so again these are close rounds for rebellion
Obviously, what are the rocket flow man?
The team like on paper is actually good, too
Hey, let's not forget this is defender side of Matt Brown
That's all I could win this one here. What he just said about their
Phase of the tax that yeah, 74
Okay
the garage back to even numbers wait yeah wait what the fuck are they like
everywhere there's in a hop like hopped on cyber is still a rat down by a
rocket stairs but they're not concerned with it they aren't like cyber
there's a nice point there we go there we go there it is okay we got a game
So I get him on the hatch
Okay, there it is this shit is not over baby
So like that what's the benefit of winning this and what's the negative of losing this
Cuz nobody gets eliminated right yeah, if they wouldn't this you start playing for a promotion spot
But if you lose this, you just have to go down a life extra game.
You lose a life.
Yeah.
Oh, do you have like three lives?
Yeah.
Got it.
He was still similar as well.
Bro, does it say wrecked on their jersey?
I think it's a sponsor.
I was going to say that's like red humor.
If that's like actually that's our still very well, I mean, rebellion of a doing a good
job of training.
You didn't hear that lingo when you grew up.
I thought that was like I'm a lingo when I grew up, bro, bro, wrecked.
Yeah, I heard that when I was like nine
Like get rekt kid like the mind. Yeah, right. I haven't like I haven't heard somebody say that in public in probably literally since 2012
Get rekt kid. But since getting here and suddenly they're gonna be saying the same shit about like console lingo and
Yeah, get rekt new yeah get rekt new
that's like a minecraft thing bro yeah that's like I'm not gonna lie that's like
OG like prime minecraft is like I heard it but I haven't heard it in years now
I will go back to people just say like get shit on which I think that's timeless
get shit on this time that one's not going anywhere fast so we're gonna see
an absolute guys know that OG tiktok sound of the kid recite get you know
You're bad you just get acted. Yes, you know that kid
That's a different kid though, right? I don't know. It's just some kid screaming at his head. That's what that's
Oh, shit, my god
Whoa, holy recoil cyber cyber plays reflex bro reflex in 16 9, you know
You know cyber tried to switch to 16 10 like or 3 2 this last day
It didn't work. He's like fuck I'll go back to 16. Is 16 10 the console reds?
No, 69. Oh, 69 is deep. Oh, yeah
Mingo, what do you think the best reds is for you on a on control? I do the best on
69, but I like 4 3 like it's just more fun. Yeah, it does feel fun
You feel like you're just closer to everything. Oh god. I'm gonna drop hatch. No, it's on me
I'm going to do.
When I was laying down.
On Mira.
You literally put Smake as solid right now.
There we go.
Nice.
Holy shit.
Oh, and he gets the hack too.
Nice, right.
Where does?
That is big.
My hand is actually not going to try to fall off that roof.
What if the F2s were to be spoiled for him?
Shot.
Good answer.
There we go.
They're actually cooking.
That's cyber as the biggest gets on the board.
No.
Oh my god, cyber.
Cyber what a shot and he's still here with the his walls have on an opening. He's still here. That's crazy
Dropping surely like right now. They like God
Come on Rex
Make it
Cybers actually aquatic row very first kill
They just let cyber swing out tonight women kill two people
To be fair cyber fried them, I'm not gonna fucking shit on those guys
Yo, I just realized Canadian put the shield on his back before he peaked with Monty
Does that make your movements me faster?
sure slightly faster but I think he also wanted to block his back yeah here's
the comms world champions two time
two-time world champs
yeah once they start laughing bro just
practice. Bro, they're coaches laughing. What the hell is this? See, but you know what
I learned today. And this is what my brother told me. And it was he was talking about golf,
but actually it applies to siege to or anything. You can't get mad at the results and you
can't get stressed out about the results, you just have to enjoy the process and faces
enjoying the process. They enjoy the crap. They don't give a fuck if they're winning
or losing. They're laughing, bro. These guys have known each other for four years, bro.
These guys, there's a legitimate chance they've seen each other's penises. I'm not gonna bullshit
you, bro. They're enjoying the craft. They're enjoying the process and that's an unbeatable
team, but they're going to be spamming the Monty. See, this is more stressful. I don't
if I can do this this is more stressful.
This is like an actual prep film.
I kind of want to hear prep too.
And like essentially always
Nah, nah, I don't want to have
Field and then they just want to walk boiler side.
It's because Faith prepped so well that like they don't
need to say anything in that time.
Remember we want to start with the non-mirror stuff.
We can play into that and then we go to the mirror
with the ace band to do like to run the third might.
They haven't really been running hit before.
So it should be at least a little bit different.
Bro, but fat my brother is a wise man dude.
is a wise man dude that's my oldest brother look I agree with you I'm like a
separate concept of that I like I agree with you like Chad you guys agree here
here lead with the 25 get the W made do you know what do you know have you seen
like the flow state graph Jinxie where if your skill set can match the challenge
presented to you and you you hit flow state but if the your skill sets too
good for your challenge you will get bored whereas if your challenge is too big for your skill set
you'll get anxiety right so think about that when you go into a ranked game right if you go into a
ranked game and like you hit tab and your katie is low and then that gets in your head and now your
goal is i need to get more kills right that's like an abstract challenge that's going to stress you
out because it's like well you don't know how you're going to get more kills you just need to do better
Like there's no there's no objective truth to that
But if you go to next round, you're like, okay, they were putting this strat this round
I'm gonna run bandit cuz I'm gonna counter them with because they were like running the heart breach. I'm gonna run bandit
I'm gonna counter them then I'm gonna go here go for the C4 play
Those are objective like real challenges and those you can achieve those and that's how you hit flow state
So like a lot of people when they go into rank like their ranked anxiety is like this is my rank up game
I need to win it, but yeah, you don't know what that looks like that
Yeah, fuck that. Yeah, you have no idea what the ranked game looks like.
Because everyone's trying to put everything into paper.
And that's also the problem with the fucking whole leaderboard Katie Jerkoff system.
Bro, the way I look at it is if I was a coach, everybody in this lobby,
everyone on phase, everyone on shop power, Bellion, they're older now.
They're all just kids who fell in love with Siege 10, 11 years ago.
Bro, like you were here to have a good time.
Why are we here?
We're here to have fun.
When I saw Faze laughing right there, this is over.
This map is over with, bro.
They're enjoying the craft.
They don't give a fuck.
Like they're not.
They don't care about the KD or the kills.
They love the fucking game, bro.
And like, they love the craft.
It's over.
I never thought I'd get that.
Son of optimal.
We started pulling up.
Having fun is optimal because it means that, like,
when you lose, you don't tilt.
Like, a tilt doesn't build up.
If you can laugh off a loss, then, like, you can just
go to next round.
Yes.
It's optimal.
Ensure like analyze get your practices in you know VOD review what you guys could do better
But right now in the moment
They're just enjoying the craft and that's why this team is two-time world champions
They love the game they love the fucking game
11th major Canadians played 11 majors
I
Look at the game totally different now
Wow
They love the process Pat they love the process
They love the game.
Two more targets to find 30 seconds left.
My over, let's go.
Oh, you're on my team, bro.
You got to pick with Andy.
This is so hard.
Oh, wait, he's moving.
Andy will have the cross.
Oh, bro, but in fact, I just had an epiphany in the middle of the round.
Yes.
The apps, and dude, I fell into this so many times, bro.
But the absolute worst mindset you can have in Rainbow Six Siege is, oh,
I don't want to sell, I don't want to die, I don't want to lose.
What are all of the things that I can do to not sell this round?
But phase, they're just go like they're playing for the win.
They're having a good time.
They're laughing it up.
The best players I've ever met in my life are confident fucking players, bro.
Confident.
You never heard of the phrase play, play to win, don't play, not to lose.
If you play to not lose, you end up losing more.
If you play to not die, you end up dying more.
If you play to not sell, you end up selling more.
Running and dying.
Think about it this way.
Whenever you hit tab, right, and you saw you were doing bad,
and you were like, I need to do better,
and then you've actually done better.
Or think about it like, whenever you ever hit tab,
you're doing great, and then you're like,
I need to keep this going.
I need to carry my team.
And then you actually ended up doing more and more and more.
I think you do the best when you don't care about it.
You don't even look at the score,
or you don't even like think about it, just play it.
Yeah, bro, like, all the best players
I've ever met in my life, bro, they're just confident, man.
They have fun, they love the game,
and they're just confident.
They're not scared of anything, bro.
They don't give a fuck.
They're the confident, bro.
Look, there's gonna be a lot of people.
Confidence is key, buddy.
Seriously, confidence is key, y'all.
There's a lot of people that are
probably stupid, though, I can't laugh.
Yeah, like, for example, J-Guns.
J-Guns.
That's true.
All the confidence in the world,
He has 84 IQ. That's not an exaggeration. We did IQ test. He has 84 IQ stop and it's confident
But stop it's IQ is like 110 you know what I mean like those are different
Case ins cover case it's confidence like 110 or IQ like
Jay is like actually like
One of the most
the most dumbest persons like bro you just
sound dumb right there
no way there we go spike it's completely different and squint will destroy cyber
denying cyber to match nothing good dodge
he amassed against five fears in their previous
i gotta get a water this looks good for sr though i hope i come back and it's
five three let's see what's the result is that
5
Need to win this round though
But so I've never seen this before they're bunkering on this site. Yes, they're not even playing
Well, there's two ways to play it like there's
Those bandit batteries and you could like flex reinforce off server side then flex report of storage side
Watch the bombs now going off
So this was a big thing in NA like when the map first came out for a bit
But then they realized they had the fight for and get spot now
I think I think
Yeah, there's insight
Yeah
They know when to kill this team is so hard. They might go over here. Maybe just maybe that's why there are two time defending world champs
Could be part of the partner 35
Yeah, you can go to the little
Oh, it's just on the door
It's good
No, not the
Defuse kid going down
That's us too late
Yeah, let's do it
The circle trying to stop it in it's tracks even if that gas lands
That's not him though
He is outdulled
This is a hard post too
I just wonder if Andy could go up or not
Oh, did he have fun from upstairs
At this point in time
Yeah, yeah, they're gonna double swing. Oh my God.
He's got terrific game.
And he's sticking the guy's going to cross over to us.
He didn't have to get up.
Gas will actually blind his vision.
And be hopping on the case.
Rebellion will win their third round.
You're very likely to round gap between the two teams remain
and face still the favorites.
But there's life for the rebellion.
That was a really cool defense set up, Parker.
I talked about how it was not really holding our six ring.
You don't see that at all from teams here on layer very often. That is where the bulk of the defenders are
Trying to hold above the bomb site, but shop by rebellion. They actually gave it up
They reinforced the hatchback to site. They fully reinforced that rotate in between server and our six room and it made it
Frankly for KBS. I should say all right. I'm gonna come back. It's five to three
Nice guy
Giving up the space entirely they still check what's the most important pick in rainbow six huge the first pick
Boy gets the spawn peak five to three
But I'd say 75% of the time whoever gets the first pick wins the round unless it gets traded
That's why trades are so important for the plant goes down
But off against that to the but spawn peaks high risk high fucking reward you get the spawn peak
You're rarely ever gonna get traded
Well done much boy. That's a big William
Lee is quite fascinating to watch because their growth and improvement has been quite rapid as same that we said about wild card by the way
Face plan can't really improve. So mingo. Are you going pro or what dude?
What's going on with this shit, bro? Hopefully not bro. I'm not gonna get paid $10 a month. Me. Ho. Me. Ho, bro
But mingo just think about the edits, bro. Think about the edits
First control. Okay. You think a team would pick up a controller player
I think if you were like if you gave off the idea that you were taking this shit seriously. Yeah
All right, well Mingo retract that statement. That was not PR
Jesus that was not PR. I actually
Even if a guy's a controller if there's a guy in like in tier two or tier three drop with going plus 74 like
I'm looking at that guy. I'm giving him a try out at least
like so I'm looking at that guy I'm giving him a try out at least that how
expensive is it to buy and run an R16 with salaries like if you want to pay
like your guys top and like high-end shit like that that if I wanted to have my
own team bro how expensive is it a year that that's that'll am I okay
5000 a player a month not always a coach as well right you pay you want to put
into the coach that's gonna be another so 30,000 a month and then multiply by
12 12 months 360,000 a month a year a year a year 360,000 a year let's say
you had one have an analyst will probably put it up to 40k and that's
assuming you're paying 5k to a player which is not what like the top teams
are playing you know paying and that's assuming you're not paying people
unequally right like stomping or spoilt would get more because they're
content creators as well. They bring guys right? So.
Yeah, a bit of sloppiness coming up from that push.
Both teams pay probably shit, right? Like, most, that's like a lot of key.
Most teams pay shit. Top end teams pay well.
Yeah.
It's a big wealth disparity. It's like real life. It's like real life.
The top 1% get everything done.
Yeah.
Let's play one more. Let's play.
Hold on, they're coming back, Loki. As long as they don't sell this round.
60 seconds
They're letting split fly that's big will big will
Holy discipline, holy discipline he's locked. Holy shit. What's so
Wow
That's probably excuse right there. Yep. He already left buddy
That's what I'd like to see
Wow
Wow
frag, not spoits.
All right, I'm just going to keep it a beam, bro.
Spoit one, then the last two rounds.
Like, I've got to keep it a beam.
He gets the first pick, then he gets a triple L round.
They're also letting him fly.
Like, they echoed them and shit, bro.
Yeah, I didn't know if I was accusing.
I talked with spoits manager about it,
like why he wasn't really performing
for the past couple of bit.
And we talked about how, like, if he was given, like,
more breathing room to, like, maybe go back to playing
how the EU roles were, maybe that could also be a big part of it.
And I think that is the case.
Like, he's flying now, bro.
Bro, that's what I said when he did bad, though, there.
I swear, he can't, not that he can't play that role,
but like it fucks him up.
Yeah, I don't think he just does best.
Yeah, he doesn't like to play like a century turret.
He doesn't like to play strategy.
Like, Spoy likes to just, you know,
Spoy was known as like a 13 year old kid
who was just hitting aces and PC ranks.
Like, he likes to just run around and get in your face, bro.
That's how he plays.
Two of those three kids.
I think, yeah, I think Spoy does best when he can move.
I think when he's like two stationary.
He's not a century turret player.
That's not his role at all.
Some people are, but he's not.
Okay, that was my question.
Okay, so you're paying, you pay five players,
5,000 a month, you pay a coach.
What would you pay a coach like 3,000 a month on our sets?
I would recommend paying the set.
Like usually it's paid the same.
So you'd pay, you'd pay 5,000 a month for each player,
5,000 a month for the coach.
What would you pay the analyst?
You can go, let's say like 2,000 a month.
Okay, so you're talking like 360,000 a month.
Yeah.
Just in that.
What other, what else are you covering,
or are you covering the travel and all that?
So if you're doing a boot camp, yes.
Boot camp, you're covering travel and stay.
Ubisoft covers like just for the event,
but you have to understand that they're flying you out
to the event like two days before it starts.
So usually you do want a boot camp
so your players aren't like jet lagged and shit.
Yep, okay.
So a boot camp, yes.
Yeah.
How expensive is that?
You could partner up, like you could partner up with like,
Oh, like we'll do social media posts for you
and it'll be like free.
Well, like the R16 roughly factoring it all together,
if you're paying high end, about 400,000 a year, right?
Yeah, like 300 to 400, yeah.
And how well would you need your team to do
to make profit or even break even?
How well they need to do it?
Here through the four.
They could win a 12.
I think they could win every event in the year.
Just from prize pool, you would not go even no matter what.
You would have to make money back from skins.
So even first place, first place, first place, first place.
Yeah, because let's think about it.
So typical, or cut is like 10% to 20%, right?
So if you win a million dollars first place at SI,
and you take 10%, that's just 100k.
I don't see one cycle group.
Me, how?
If you have someone like Sabin on your team,
they'd probably get hella skins and shit, so.
Yeah, but then if you make a skin,
think about UNSSG skin, like that should fucking ate up.
Yeah, so like it's changed stuff like that. That's where the main money in seeded is the skin skin sales. What?
Got it. Wow
Very good and a player's gonna cut of that too, right? Yes
Yeah, they used to now now most of them don't good teams do good like teams that like treat their players very well do
Most teams don't
They've got this double shield set up still over towards the rock upstairs. You've got KDS inside of bathroom
It's gonna I have an experience
That's their monthly debt to
I mean, I think you can see him on the staircase maybe right
Baseclan though still going at it like playing good boys. I'd like to see this man. How do they fight on?
That's rough now they can't even put the player behind chest
Made of metal that's so OP
They have to play flood back
I don't know below I'm a down.
Someone needs to kill a shank on the top.
But there's no ties.
They have no ties.
Yeah, she's going to hop BD here and then press this.
13 seconds to last with the A we're going for.
And he's down.
And he's down.
And S.R.S. got it, baby!
Wow!
What the hell is this?
Come on, Spikes!
Two more.
Two more.
Wait, Spikes getting fired up.
Yes, bro.
Bro, I'm not lying.
Spikes has won them back-to-back-to-back rounds.
First pick huge triple kill huge first pick again then time race behind the desk and in response
They will immediately call their attack time. That's what it's looking for this a spank bro chat
I'm not even kidding. I actually would suck somebody's wiener for a spoilt versus stop and grand finals. I'm not even kidding
Holy cinema bro. Holy cinema was for so long both with the mirror window and of course stop and verse rain bullies
I
That's a no
Bro, didn't they just get relegated from the thing?
Not really they they saw a map 352 lead to make the finals or to make the event that dude
That's no, but you know something could also rematch the guy who JJ blessed. Let's see yoga
Yeah, but that was what he was in 8x right
It's still a storyline broken me how me how me how
I don't know what to do.
I think they're running them over, but still.
Bro, look at that C4 lineup.
I'm quick waiting as much as I can.
That's C4 lineup.
That's me, Spoy.
That's William Nofs.
Whatever pays the bills.
Dude, I think Spoy is like, I'm not even kidding.
Is Spoy, oh no, Noah too.
I thought Spoy was the only Swedish R6 bro, but isn't Noah Swedish?
Noah Swedish, yeah.
Noah is so good, bro.
I think they I think they've played and they're typing to each other in Sweden
Dude make a rain just texted me I'm not getting what is that shut the fuck up dumbass
Bro, right, I said it was a low blow right
I mean it broke cuz I
Mean I wanted to see right at the mid that would have been me funny shit of all time. Me. How me how
Yeah, I know. But he's got the next event, bro. What's the next event?
Hey, Booy.
Japan, right?
No, next to AWC, Saudi.
We can make that, right?
Me, how?
That's a loss for a billion.
Yeah, we got a chance, right?
They've done this.
Yeah, there's calls.
Yeah, exactly.
Wait, is there like play-ins for that?
Like just one team go or something from calls?
I think the stage qualifies, yeah.
But I don't know. Is there open call?
I'm pretty sure.
Oh, shit.
Bro, but how do I tell you, gang?
You got to qualify. Mingo's not going to fly.
I
Yeah, you gotta find a Japan you're not doing that bro
I'm not my half of a cruise ship. I mean now with the antivirus
Good
Everybody has ten kills
I
Come on, Andy. Come on, Andy.
Come on, Andy.
Come on, Andy.
No.
This guy has a good cut. This guy has a good cut.
Oh, they can't go that way.
Andy always does this lurking thing.
What's it gonna do?
And he always does this
Pretty bad
When I coached, my philosophy was that first pick does not matter.
To me, a 4v5 is the same as a 5v5 because one guy on camps is almost the same value
as having a guy alive.
That's the way I see it.
Now, 3v5 is when you start getting for picks back, but I always tell my team, when you're
4v5, you can still play for the same win cons.
If you still play for the same plant, for the same plant denial, for the same nitro cell,
You're gonna go for like all the same win cons that you started around with I think you still play
Yeah, if you got good cams or good belt cams that guy's 90% of the time
Okay, we just got a pick on the sport. Yeah, that is kind of based at he left on site
We can threaten to plant with the more, you know, I'm not saying to like throw away the round if you get first pick
I just mean like if a team gets the first pick they normally go. Yeah
Well, if you have Jay in your team and you get a first pick it's automatically for before
Yeah
Cuz he's going for the second and third and now it'll be up onto super. I do agree it's the most important thing in the game
But I think it's like it was good for me to tell my players that mentality wise like they wouldn't feel scared to do some
Yeah, the first pick always leads to like more kills
I think I think if you tell you I know like this is a common thing and there's nothing wrong with it like when I used to be like
like in T3 to do the same thing.
But like, when you tell your team,
like we're dying first too much, you're stop dying.
Everyone's gonna start fighting on close-ups
and no one's gonna take risks anymore.
Also, that's like, bro, I swear to God,
it's funny, but that's like the OG console rage.
But the thing is, that's not constructive at all.
Like if you're saying that, it's like,
ah, stop getting first pick.
It's like, well, no, we still have to like try to make plays
and like enter and stuff.
Like it's not constructive at all.
sky would do that all the time I think a better like the better way to put it is
just like no who's gonna take the bridge so it's not like yeah all going for the
same dumb shit who should be getting yeah yeah yeah yeah like oh Jason take off
some dumps in the game if he dies fuck it to put him on the cams and then we play
the rest of the round normal all right Jack we could have overtime on our hands
we XR just needs to clutch need to clutch this so if that's the case what do we
say about phase always they're just pushing my toe T kind of snap their
fingers and they're like all right we're done losing and that's it and it's oh my god oh
take care of sir stuff like this well that's not a good start cyber i'm 13 oh god bro these guys
are for us like oh my god it's 80 and that's my lucky day just oh and eight now 11 majors
see now it's the whole strategy is coming new ways finding gaps finding ways
I
the day phases like wow like they're the best team ever this isn't even their map
to a champion's face in the day bro also faces the only team with jersey
numbers is that is that what it is now I think it's like I said I think these
guys just love the craft they love the process dude love the crap bro Vita loves
this game Vita gets those row Vita screams at people look at KDS Vita loves
the craft here comes the awkward handshake ceremony awkward handshake ceremony they're
like cyber because oh they got to go down this yes they got diamond chains it's so elongated
bro so in fact are these guys like it's face like a millionaires off of siege like are they close
it's this basically it's so unguarded what still no play you think so bro they've won two world
Championships they got second. They've won other majors top earnings here. I get I get it you just go off like top like earnings
Shaco has the most winnings, but it's not even at a million yet. It's at like 800,000 and that's because the EWC
Me hell damn
How much you think they can pay them on
efforts and potential because there is a long trail of on.
I don't know.
I think so.
I think they went hell of a shit.
They should pay their players hell of a shit.
So I agree, but it's also Brazil versus like a day.
The fact off of earnings does not a single R6 players earned a million.
No off to certain things.
Wow.
Yeah.
All right, boys.
I'm going to head out, bro.
Thanks for watching with me, y'all.
Hopefully something plays earlier tomorrow, dude.
Let it like for sure like two or three or something.
What an eyebrow, I'm gonna catch y'all bro.
Did you, did you stop at one at least?
All right, chat, spoiled loss with quickly good.
Like I haven't really nothing to say.
Spoil one them in my opinion, three rounds.
He got the first pick on his quad peak,
the very next round he got a triple kill with Alba.
The very next round after that,
he got a first pick with some Tom Brady at C4
and then played time by the desk like,
Spoi played good that game.
Canadian with ONA, Canadian plays hard support.
He did get a little bit unlucky in some of his stats,
but Spoi played good.
And like to be fair, he lost to like
one of the best teams in the tournament,
if not the best team in the tournament.
I think it's G2, maybe I'm biased
because stop, it's my fucking dog,
but I do think G2 is the best team in the tournament.
If it's not G2, it's Faze.
Faze is disgusting bro, or maybe Falcons,
but Falcons doesn't really win anything.
So I'm gonna call it Faze is probably
the best team in the tournament.
They're probably the favorites to win,
and then probably G2.
But I just, I have a feeling in the tip of my dick stop,
it's gonna win.
Put it on chat.
I'm gonna head out y'all, short stream to the night.
Like I said, I'm a part timer, short stream to the night.
Today's the only day.
What was today's stream?
It was still three hours.
I mean, chat, it's crazy that we're calling
damn near three hours streams, part-timer streams,
but that's just the type of shit that I'm on chat.
That's the type of shit that I'm on y'all.
Chat tomorrow.
League of Legends tournament at 4 p.m.
there is drops on the ink shadow master v skin.
If you watch the stream for 30 minutes,
you get the ink shadow master v skin.
So I don't know if that's all the extremes.
I don't know, I'll ask, right?
But yeah, drops tomorrow, 4pm EST,
we got 40 streamers, 40 creators,
streamers slash YouTubers, 40 creators in this league.
But I sort of over do a draft that for,
go right into the games, best of one, best of one.
For the finals, it'll be either best of one or best of three.
It depends what both teams agree on,
because some people might be busy,
some people got to go at seven,
so we'll just see who makes it to the finals.
Last thing, the rules for the challengers.
A lot of people are curious about this
because the challengers have the ability
to take over the game.
For the challengers, here are the rules for tomorrow.
The list, as you guys know,
there are eight challengers in tomorrow's
League of Legends tournament, one challenger per team.
They have to play support because we don't have to just
murder everybody and the streamers have a miserable time.
Cause some of the people that are streaming
have never even played the game before or their irons.
So the challengers can only play support champions
and these are the acceptable support champions.
Janna, Lulu, Milio, Nami, Seraphine, Sona, Soraka and Yumi.
and Yuumi. ADCs can only play marksmen and challenger support players can only buy items from the support tab
because we want to make sure that the challengers don't just murder everybody. I want to make sure everybody has a good time.
You know what I'm saying? The challenger's main job is to be coaching their team and like IGLing them to victory.
But yes, chat, it's going to be peak pro. 4pm EST is the draft. I'm pretty sure that's probably when the drops are going to go live.
I'm going to go live.
Maybe we'll go live earlier, but I'm pretty sure we're going to go live before.
All you got to do is watch for 30 minutes, ink shadow, master, de skin, and shadow to
try to win.
I'm probably going to lose because I never win my tournaments.
But all right chat, love y'all boys.
I'm going to go live.
Hopefully stop and plays at like two or two 30 or three even so I can catch it because
like three gives me enough time to watch this game.
But yeah, if he plays at four, I can't watch it because I'll have a tournament, but hopefully
I haven't really gone play before, but I don't know.
Which I'll catch y'all voice tomorrow, dude.
And yeah, bro.
God first, God bless.
Happy Mother's Day chat.
If you haven't already, tell your mom back to your mother.
Happy Mother's Day chat.
Have a great, beautiful day.
I'll see you voice tomorrow.
Oh, and in case I don't see you.
Good afternoon.