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05-12-2026 ยท 6h 42m
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I made a promise to my momma that I'd luster with some brand kids, spoil them, until then
I'm getting dollars, I'm just doing what I gotta, and a man live, and it's all day,
I'm a god, get a whole squad of job, get a moped, came a long way from all state,
now we all a marathon, shit, we all a marathon, I swear to god, I put the hero in heroin,
these flow's kilos, I could sell something known to a ski slope, I could sell evil to the devil,
I'm believe us to a temple shit. I could sell water to a speed bank and these eyes is iconic
I went pro made profit. I want to eat some dead face to my pocket getting faded. I'm a stoned all week
What's the guy without a little old dig just chasing my way? These are my mind. I ain't worried about me stop
What is good not late. I'm early boys. I'm early. We're a little bit like the
Stoppins game, but I like sprinted at home. Yo, I just got home
We're gonna watch this in a second with probably mingo and fat. Yeah, we're gonna watch mingo and fat
They're both on but chat really quick, bro. We got to talk about yesterday, bro
I literally just seen this shit this morning chat. We got to talk about yesterday. We have to talk about yesterday, bro check
Yesterday's streams these are the finalized statistics of yesterday's stream, bro
418,000 peak viewers all-time record on the channel, 248,000 followers all-time record
on the channel by fucking far.
Bro, I don't even know what to say, bro.
Legitimately chat.
Like, I had a feeling the tournament was gonna bang.
I had a feeling the tournament was gonna be a banger.
Bro, I was not anticipating that.
League of Legends is just a go-to-dass fucking community, bro.
Like, holy shit.
Holy shit.
Shout it out, Riot.
Again, shout out the entire League community.
Yesterday was peak, bro.
Best stream I've ever done.
I don't know if we're ever gonna break this record.
Never say never, but I don't know, bro.
That was crazy.
Chat, literally insane.
Like, literally insane.
Chat, who was in the stream yesterday?
Type of one in the chat industry yesterday.
On top of that,
We hit 10 million followers.
10 million followers yesterday.
That is insane, y'all.
That is literally insane, dude.
We asked for Battle of Watch Party Stompin'.
He's in a best of three.
I think he's losing map one.
He's gonna win the series though, we're not tweaking.
Probably gonna watch Party Stompin' with Fat and Mingo today.
And then after, we are gonna be two-betweeing every rank
on Rainbow Six Siege with Dantez,
my League of Legends coach and or life coach and or motivational speaker and or sociopath.
I'm super fucking excited for it today. Don Tess, he's going to be my fucking kid. He's
going to be my fucking kid. He stepped into my fucking wheelhouse buddy. But yes, chat
today, she was going to be a banger. We're going to watch something's game. We might
watch sports game, but it's the best of three. So I don't know. It depends on the times of
shit but yeah bro job I don't watch something but oh yeah legitimately bro um thank y'all so much
for yesterday's stream everybody that showed up um best stream I've ever did bro and it's not even
close thank y'all legitimately so much bro um I fell in love with streaming like seven years ago man
2019 I just said I all I wanted to do was stream um I didn't care about fucking making money streaming
I just wanted to be able to like pay rent and have it be my job.
And I never anticipated what it would turn into.
And I'm forever grateful and appreciative for my job,
because I have the best job in the world because of y'all, bro.
I have the one job I always wanted to do because of y'all, bro.
So I love y'all, boys, men.
But think of the prime some hot Rod, John, but I don't want to,
I don't want to gap too much.
I don't want to gap too much chat and get it all sentimental here.
But yes, bro.
Thank you guys for legitimately everything y'all are fucking goaded y'all are absolutely fucking goaded high-fives with the raid
W high-mine in the chat. We'll be out of good shit. Hi guys chat. I don't want something everybody lock the fucking
Butter what's jumping chat ask fatten mingo if they want to call oh my god. We got a game. We got a game
We got a game. It's three four. It's three fucking four. Okay. Okay
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Alright chat I'm calling Fett and Mingo if they wanna call.
If they wanna call me group chat.
I'm texting Fett so I know he wants to.
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh.
Mingo Fett.
There it is, there it is, there it is, there it is, there it is.
There it is, there it is!
Mango Fett.
This Kiva's still providing a challenge.
Three, four.
I'm gonna miss from him.
And now we're seeing the pressure-
Ben Jack, it's a pick!
Nice, nice!
Well the stock control.
What's up, baby? Hello. Oh good impact and smoke beautiful. Bro fat. I literally sprinted
I literally sprinted into my setup
And those folks are nothing they can't go for this
Pasha was solo sub.
Bro Pasha's in the game now?
Holy dokey bring it back.
Pasha's in VP now?
He was always in VP.
They just changed from a Russian team to a...
Or no I meant Volps right?
Or no is Volps in VP?
No Volps is in Fira.
Oh yeah Pasha's the big guy.
Pasha's the Russian guy on VP.
Pasha and Dan stayed and then they picked up Neko and Skye from GenG.
Pasha is the Russian guy on VP.
Pasha and Dan stayed and then they picked up Neko and Skye from GenG.
and Sky's from GenG and Rorik from T2.
Okay.
Okay.
Dude, so what happened yesterday?
Did Stompix team lose in three maps, I saw or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, but Twisted Minds played out of their mind, but that was the best match of the tournament
so far.
That was insane.
Yeah, I saw it was like, I think, six, four cafes or some shit, and I saw all the games
were closed.
But I heard Stompin did well, like all the games.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I am.
Shout out Mingo Texamin.
Alright, so if that was your analysis on this game so far, I just jumped in.
I think VP were really ready for what a lot of G2 were doing on attack.
I think G2 adjusted back pretty well.
now looks like VP is weaker than attack but we'll see it depends. I think maybe they'll
be I think VP are gonna ban Azami on third ban and then G2 are gonna ban one of the shields
and then that might change things. I don't know, Nekro could clearly play both shields
but I think Azami was big for G2. I would say bank's attack is cited in Pro League's bet.
I'd say it's even.
Is it just me or is he shooting a brick wall there?
No, it's bugged. I don't know why. That repel is always bugged visually.
Oh, it's like a spectator bug.
Yeah, a spectator bug.
Bro, this game has so many spectator bugs.
This game just has so many fucking bugs, bro.
Yeah, lobby walk.
They're going for teller's kill, I believe.
There's just one guy above distracting with the rams.
Making sound on the plate underneath and teller's archives.
Doki, I think Doki knows. They're getting the guy from side to help Doki. They're gonna 2-2-1-1 the guy in Lobby.
Dude, this is a good fucking game.
What the fuck?! He walked through E2 up main stairs!
Trico's dead here.
How the fuck did he get that gap?
I don't know if he was one.
There's still a player up here, though. There's still a player in Trump's.
I don't think they drone benja benja is so good at ratting pet. Yeah, I swear to God
He's like the ratting final boss. They have no call though. I think is I mean
Yeah, he's gonna get one for free
Don't keep looking up main
Don't you dead?
Nice one more benja
Winnable stop it still laugh stop it is still live
up the CZ75 in a date with Rorick who's heating up himself.
You're stuck up there.
Stopping needs to help.
Stopping winsies.
I'm telling you now, stopping winsies.
Trust me.
Heard stopping winsies, heard.
On a time crunch.
Looking like they're going to stamp this streak of G2.
Four rounds in a row for the one time, two time world
champions.
Oh, my god.
Yes.
Twice out of the G2 banner, down goes Pasha,
Stomp and Revolver around.
No.
He crouched under the.
Yeah
They got second place in EU G2 like demolished him in the EU finals, but VP looked like a different team right now
Okay, I think a zombie band VP and I think one of the other shields I'm pretty sure blitz because blackbeard blackbeard was not a big threat
Let's bet is on the band in my opinion
Yes, I feel like yin got nerfed bad in like ranked and shit
I thought she's not as good as she was
And bro, it's good for
It's really good for if you have one person denying plant
But you just wasn't you bomb yings at that guy and then like I don't know if that makes sense
Like so, you know the chonka smoke on base bank basement. Yeah. Yeah, like you bomb yings down the hatch at that guy
And you like yeah, yeah, you have to be precise with the lineup. I have a math. Yeah, you know storage
On night Haven above the basement side. Yeah, that guy's usually warden because it's such a good strat to bomb yings at that guy
Well, you go for platinum. Yeah, there's always a warden playing perp every time
yeah yeah it's been complicated for sure quarterly numbers are in you gotta add those into all this is
okay it's a good game good map one my entire chat is spamming one day you'll be an island owner
call jinxie call jinxie i'm in a f***ing call with jinxie your chat yo yeah oh Jesus f***ing
Christ that's my chat just raged me to me bro lots of confidence that g2 was exhibiting
honestly not a terrible round from them all things considered i mean we're so sick of it man
I
Fuck okay, they need to win this map like I don't want to see them down now
Oh my god, I love that
Trump like years ago
You'll see it in a second
That's like the OG invitation
I think Skye has a little bit more of an aggressive roam, so I'll come out from G2, very different from round number 7.
Fat Charmed Fat?
Oh, uh, that's one of the majors I think, I don't know what's on the...
Sex A.
I'm just playing for Audio C4.
Hard Breach was a bit of a problem for VP a couple rounds ago.
Bro, I love getting C4 kills with just sounds, like I love it.
It's so easy to get them all like fucking views and shit cuz he's so slow and loud
I think you do want to fight for our loose like a picker they want to play for
They don't have chonker or goya later on they only have to keep manhatch close when they already fell okay, maybe not
Oh, don't keep writing and right now. Don't use the flight have doki. Oh, they found them
He's wasting time
So many times you see teams hope this all before like to stop dying playing a dive bluestare
This is what they were talking about the server player they said they think there's a guy on server wrap
They were talking about just flashing him and running out with the shield
So, Zax is just gonna die.
Yep, he's in no man's land right here.
One for one, even one for one for Zax, he's like literally huge.
Yep.
The problem is the blitz is gonna sprint at him first.
Yep, here we go with this cringe shed.
Yeah, he's done it.
His only job there is just to burn time.
Now there's no smoke, no pocket at thorns, one C4, I don't know, this plant seems very
I did but I don't know they have garage long angle. They don't have garage player
That's fucking huge
Oh good
to cheat you just as wow gonna execute by me big
really a lot of it the the wins the round and they know I'm
textbook siege coming up from British bro Parker it all goes according to plan
again with how much time they still have on the clock that execute
yeah I'm when somebody drops and you're going for the C4 lineup and then
somebody else drops and just fucking chits on you do
damage coming through to Neko that's a good flood shield planting with that shield
on his back
you had the one night yourself but god damn it alright so we just need
Win win forced overtime win win
Fuck that I don't know about this
If you look quite good on this map, but the good news is Shelly and border are very like attack-resistant maps and they play similarly
If you look good on chile, they'll probably also look at on border
for you wasn't going to be a strategy they were hoping for but there was no flanks coming
through there was no chaka being played there was no real commitment to the roam game either
I thought maybe they just took early but all of that wasn't present when you say that I
do agree that there was really no threat on the roam play but if you to start a lot of
that around getting early pick they double range hard bridge ram winnable very winnable
Maybe their idea was we know these guys like to be a little quick with how it's not like
Last time Boric literally walked through Lobby up Main Stairs on this Asabana, bro.
Better have my guess covered this time.
Bro, Habana, DMR, like none of the pros even used the Type 8 and 9.
No, yeah, DMR is like the best thing in the game.
They probably thought G2 did that last time.
Fucking, not on fucking controller.
Oh really?
I mean, unless you're like Mingo, yeah.
What's it did?
Yeah, oh, I see, yeah.
like mingo just has a perfect trigger finger oh my bad mingo just has a
perfect he has a perfect trigger finger and perfect change but if your aim's not
good you can't use it again let's see i see remember bombsite down below in open
area bro when mingo's on the tcsg it's like a form of the entire game here on a
pixel yeah forget about picking that once more
i wonder if you keep playing for late round or not because i know orix is like
sometimes bros we could hop a blobby hatch late round but i don't know if he's
I do that or not you might just be countering shields up here
They have no nays though they have no actual you to the clear mouth. What's that fun the blue cooking
They're gonna drop they're gonna drop the shit at the same time three two one
They come up from window as well
Why is he why is he repeating that though?
Oh, I feel like that's troll. Yeah, I don't think that was necessary. He got away with his life like twice like
Yeah
out on death what the fuck holy shit he's doing that god damn nice
benja bro that psycho's playstyle though bro he's like a call of duty player
the board. Shaco will keep peeking. It doesn't matter if it's like I'm fucking
Oh Doki. Wait a minute. Oh I found him.
A really nice peek by Neko on the Blitz since Doki running for the hills.
They picked up Shaco because they thought he would help from an offense stand point.
God fucking dammit Shaco. Step on him. Nice Benja! Yes Benja's so good. I love Benja.
Benja's always alive. Doki really wants to retake top.
I just got the next 30 seconds glorious King stop and still left. Oh, they drop this hatch. Don't give me takes a hatch
Yeah, that's the goat one more zap one more
Yeah
I'm not gonna lie, Shaiqo, a little bit drunk, maybe drinkin' some of the French beers, I don't know.
What the fuck? Bro, escape staff, escape staff again, gets knocked, gets revived, repeats again, what the fuck?
On 20HP I would never do that.
But then again, I don't have the mechanical brilliance of Shaco.
But dude, I feel like that is Shaco's playstyle, to be honest.
He does.
It is.
He likes his boys.
I also feel like it's his biggest thing.
Back on Falcons, he would have rounds where if he stayed alive, they would always win
it late round because he's so good late round.
But early round, he'll just overextend, just way too long.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Oh yeah, Shaco in like a 3v3, 20 seconds left.
Yeah.
Yes, bro.
Shiko is actually really good.
So, Kev, what do you think, like,
because that Shiko team on Falcons,
it's the same team they just have two of them.
Yeah.
Why could that team never win?
They would always get, like, second.
Like, why, why do they think it's...
I think it's mental, and I think now, clearly,
it's not Shiko's fault.
Now, I don't think, like, the performance,
this Swiss stage is any different
from how they used to, like, play.
Because even when they had Shiko,
they got 7-0 by Wildcard on, like, a map, in groups.
Yeah, they lose the APAC teams, even with Shaco.
Like, this is like regular Falcon shit,
like with or without Shaco.
But I do think that team environment is just,
there's so much pressure, regardless.
Yeah, because 11 kills doesn't necessarily.
Yeah.
I mean, what you said about Faze, bro,
they don't enjoy the craft, bro.
They actually don't enjoy the craft.
They fucking hate the craft.
Yeah, because it really is a real thing, though.
But if you're stressed out about playing Siege,
like you're stressed out, you're not
going to play at your optimal performance, you know?
Faze just had spawn.
That seems terrifying, dude.
Like that team is just insane.
Same number of...
And I love Faze's energy too,
because like, fucking,
Vita King is always screaming at people.
Like, I just, I love that team's environment, bro.
Like they really love the game.
And that's why the best team of all time.
You think about like,
they literally lost the worst possible league.
They're gonna be last alive, last line.
Nothing's ever gonna perturb them anymore, you know?
Like, nothing.
Yeah.
early because they thought they won in Boston early like they got up out of their seats and
they're like no you didn't win and then they did it again in 2026 bro and they just sat back down
and just won still like anyone else that that would shock them back to the basement part of
this is a bit of an interesting choice bro fat also phase lost a map five grand finals of si with
the six one lead and you know normally that sets the team off the cliff they came back and won the
the next two SIs like they're just yes literally nothing can bother them anymore
there's nothing mentally that can bother those guys
in the finals because that would be a literally
so cinematic oh my god
such a great oh he's that he got out he took a little bit damage though
The force are so good smoke no Chonka even if you get out you still take see more
I don't know why they're following here this fast if they're not
No smoke no Chonka no Goyo. It's good to fall early if you have endless plants and I'll but they don't
I'm actually confused are they gonna fight blue to die like what the fuck are they gonna fight
I think I'm playing to just swing through a sight when plants going down
Inside the site this is gonna be another what you see don't you don't he has three as I'm using his pocket
Maybe they're just gonna like try to do some weird chill with the zombies
I don't know, but it's still I think I'm playing server to die. They're playing server to die with the zombie animal
I
Yeah, they're running at something later that this goes the more I like be
No, that's not good. That's like
To their Achilles heel in this line up and now he is trapped inside
Dopey's in the shit bro. Oh my god. He had to run to the tunnel? Yeah. No.
Oh, no. Now they can just skip him. They can just skip him. He has to like pick the perfect
time to peek and he does. This is still winnable though. It doesn't look good though. Out of
I have no pipe and no one's going for flanks
Well, we're going we're going three maps
All right
Oh, I lost that one.
Stop calling him fat.
I'm calling him fat.
I'm not calling him fat.
Benny, they give it a prime sub.
Barry, they give it a prime sub.
Rad, they give it a one.
Gumball, they give it a prime sub.
Exclusion one.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
R6 new trailer.
Guys, let's react to some shit.
I won't wait for map two.
R6 new trailer?
High fives, put it up.
Is it on Twitter?
Twitter?
So now we have a new Miha emote, bro.
as if the Miho and the Beta and the Sun wasn't enough.
Now we have a Miha emo.
Great, bro.
Now we have a fucking Miha emo.
React to the Subnautica trailer.
Have I thrown the R6 trailer?
Yeah, yeah, let's check it out, chat.
All right.
Jocobie's calling and she won't be ignored.
Full reveals May 17th, that is grand finals day.
Ooh, new map, new map leaks.
CCTV room.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
The new map looks so good, chat.
Like, this map actually looks beautiful.
Chat, come on, bro.
You know, we're pretty rough on Ubisoft all the round, but dude, I gotta give them their flowers here. This map looks fucking beautiful. I mean, bro, hold that aquarium section. I've got it. Yo, what's up, bro?
the map looks great. It looks amazing. Now I want you to replay that and just listen.
Okay?
Just close your eyes and just listen.
Wait, why does it sound like that? Did he die?
I think if you don't answer the phone you get exploded
Say what la Hebrew
You blow up
Bro that has to be like a 30 second cooldown
So they made it to where doka be can't call the entire team. She can pick one person to call but you have to pick up
Wait, that's like the first operator in the history of the game that like forces you off
of an angle.
Like, sometimes you can just hold an angle, getting a dog will be cool, but bro, if you
actually blow up Highbice, that like forces you to stop hitting the door.
That'd be so good in 1v1s.
Oh my god, that'd be the best in one character in the game.
Wow, dude, Highbice, I'm glad you caught it.
I didn't even notice that, bro.
Oh my God.
Yeah, Chad, she blows up at the end of the audio.
There's another one.
There's another one.
Where she's, like, looking at something, and there.
Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade, Chad, what the fuck?
She's looking at fire with a doke-a-bee phone
called tablet in her hand.
Why does she look demonic?
What the hell?
I think that's a phone on fire.
Is that not?
Yeah, so, OK.
I'm assuming.
Dokobie, we already know she can't call the whole team.
She can only pick one person to call.
But if you don't pick up, hopefully it's after like 15,
20 seconds.
But if you don't pick up, you blow up.
If it's after five seconds, mi-ha, mi-ha, mi-ha.
Chad, if it's after five seconds, that's game breaking.
Thank god there's operator bands.
Okay, chat the reveal panel, we cannot miss this shit.
The reveal panel is May 17th, 5.30 PM.
Oh my God, it's at a perfect time.
Bro, I love the NA major times.
Bravas, you know when there's reveals
at fucking eight in the morning, bro?
Yeah, usually I like-
It's chat.
They need to do more NA events, bro.
Bro, real.
Real shit.
All right, thanks.
All right, guys, I'm gonna catch you up.
All right, see ya.
Chack, wait, this is Kray-Kray?
Wait, okay.
So, new season, finally gets revealed.
New operator, finally gets revealed.
Doka B rework, finally gets revealed.
New map, finally gets revealed.
May 17th, we, yes, we are pulling up.
May 17th, 5.30 PM EST.
Bro, okay, May 17th is going to be a great stream.
This is exactly what's gonna happen. It was prophesied. We're gonna watch the reveal trailer
It's gonna be fucking cinema and then right after someone's gonna win Grand Finals and win his first ever major
May 17th, it's gonna be peak!
May 17th, it's gonna be peak!
Now, Jack, also May 29th!
May 29th, me and stable Ronaldo are playing hard-core Minecraft and
And we cannot stop playing until we win.
If one of us dies, we have to reset.
That's going to be made 29th.
On top of that, it's in-person.
Chat, Ron is going to be in my fucking room.
Me and Rod are going to be sleeping together, eating together, maybe gooning together.
How many days will it take for us to beat hardcore Minecraft?
Chat, how many days will it take for us to beat hardcore Minecraft?
A year, 100 days, you're gonna suck.
Yeah, you're getting touched.
Chat, chat, chat, what do you mean?
A whole year, you're not a gamer so weak.
Don't you dare say I'm not a gamer, bitch!
Don't you dare say I'm not a gamer!
Somebody in the chat said, until you decay.
Ron's gonna have to carry.
See, guys, but here's the thing, here's the thing.
If, bro, if I die, we have to reset.
It doesn't even matter.
If Ron has full Diamond Armor and I die, we have to reset.
Ron's gonna be in my room, bro.
He's flying to Tampa.
Ron is gonna be in my room, May 29th.
I'm hoping it doesn't take more than a week.
I'm saying prediction two to three days.
Prediction two to three days.
I'm a gamer, Ron's a gamer, bro.
How hard could Minecraft action be?
I did watch some tutorials though,
because I'm a fucking bot on the day of I'm going to watch tutorials bro dead ass dead ass bro you're going to be on life alert before you beat it tampon spring
right now right ahead of the map to here stop in stop it's getting sold
bad head of the map to bro streaming 24 seven for that yes so on the minecraft marathon may 29th
Non-stop streaming, we're going to be gaming all day, sleeping in the nighttime, probably doing eating segments together.
Ron is going to be in my room, bro. In my room.
For, I mean, this could, this could potentially take a week. It could take a month, bro.
It's not going to take a month because I'm a gamer.
But I don't know, like how hard actually is hardcore Minecraft, bro?
Because I'm pretty, like, Chad, I'm pretty bad at Minecraft, like I'm pretty shit. I'm pretty shit.
And we're not allowed to stop until we beat it. It's not gonna be a 30-day marathon
It's not gonna be a 30-day marathon guys you I find like dark data son I
Find your lack of faith disturb
Chat like bro. I'm not guys. I'm not some shitty ass gamer guys
I'm not some a dog shit gamer y'all. It's gonna take why are people typing darts mom?
Oh, because I said Darth Vader Jesus Christ. It's like a trigger word in this chat
Yo, bro, I don't understand about the internet is how the shit like that even happened
Bro, we need to watch some that's what I wanted to do
We need to watch clips from the League of Legends tournament yesterday
Bro, we need to watch clips bro chat first things first bro
Dude wait, let me go on six off. We need to watch clips from the lead tournament the lead tournament was so big
was so fucking peak and now chat after we wrapped up the league tournament bro we
have some more banger tournaments coming up y'all got some more banger
tournaments coming up y'all I try to go okay so chat first off bro first off
bro let me find this so chat I now find out that you guys were harassing Lois
to tell him to say this to me. Can you ask Jinxie where does the Darth Maul, where does
Darth Maul get his sneakers? So, mods, what we need to do is just conduct a full blown
investigation on whoever this guy is, bro. Conduct a full blown fucking investigation
on whoever the fuck this guy is. Yeah, Jinxie, Jinxie, hold on just one second. This guy
is fucking... And also, mind you, Lois joins the call right before I'm getting a motivational
speech, bro. Like, I'm about to send my troops into the battlefield. Oh, this guy's like,
Bro, I'm trying to get motivated. What I just one second please bro, please. Okay. Yes. Yes. Okay
So I'm thinking he's gonna ask me about the tournament. I'm thinking he's gonna ask me about his account or something. Nope
Where does dirt long in sneakers? Yeah, and look at his smiley. Look at this guy
Like look at this guy like look at this guy
Bro, oh also this week. I need to wager most in 2k. It's like the only day he's gonna
I'm still gonna beat him this week. I need to wager los in 2k like that's how
He's been he's been telling me he's gonna kick my ass. He always says play a real game play a real game
Yeah, bro. All right, let's play 2k. I'm gonna kick his fucking ass, bro
That's gonna probably be this week. I'm literally gonna destroy those bro like I'm gonna fucking destroy him
Okay, G2's in their game. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Yep, bet on back
Yo, map 2, map 2, map 2!
Alright, come back, Season. I'm about to go tickle into my toilet.
I'm gonna tickle PRP!
This could be a fast move if you two are feeling it. Yeah, there we go. There's the vault out
Wow good coordination impact the claymore
About the same time instant
Should they hit sign off that though? I wonder if they do hit masters right off that. I mean checker does have him cut off
Here's the player IV side they're gonna double swing the slant player. I think you're the three two one walk across banana together
Oh
Almost gets Rorick, but he's too far away
Yeah, he was aware that he might have powered
I think G2 are a little wary of BP's playing now because he's playing very good in the grass together
No, Harbridge G2
His library is open. No, it's catered up
No Harbridge, I think the doki have the Harbridge
They're doing a library of clear across and they have no hard breach
And I decide is castled off
They have to put their piano here they have to go through the piano
I think it's two players in the window
Alright, I'm back
The the Harbridge died so lost quadruped poor stuff
They go for flood VP are ready for it player running up solar stairs now to chase up here wow
So that um question about the tournament yes
So would this be like a lower bracket run then if they lost no no no no no there's no lower bracket for playoffs
It's just it's just one bracket single limb
This is just Swiss right now, so
So I could be a switch playing against everybody until enough people until you get three wins or three losses
Yep, got it. Got it. He's been his role in this team since joining the squad years ago
He's been the one god fucking dammit. What's going on?
I think they're getting a little bit scared of it because if you're coordinating very well
Like psycho almost had a kill on a cut, but he like became really scared of like a different
I'm like this shit look at this shit. They did this shit. Yeah, like the impact in
Yeah, and psycho was on the window on slank cutting off the rotates back
But he like backed up because he was scared of like another hop out
basically on the head
Bro that is a thanks run out. I've died with that poor. That run up so good
Why was there two people for the impact?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's really fast like you don't come direct
I think doki had the can openers too, so they kind of go for cuz it's what all the box will that reinforce stuff in office
All right
Just gotta just gotta wake up brother. It's gotta wake up bar office extension
I think he's double reinforcing those office walls and double reinforce office walls cast him off this side long angles on the library
What that's actually so small what the fuck okay, that's like protein. I love watching protein
Nice
There we go, there we go.
Quick, quick kill, quick kill.
Yeah, that's a bad throw.
We're gonna go for site next.
It is Office extension, so site's pretty weak right now because there's not a lot of players in the library, so...
Now maybe a bit of a reset.
We're gonna just reset on Blue Stairs control.
I don't think there's anyone in library, Defender was.
And they're gonna pull...
Oh, this is so smart. They're gonna pull the players back to site with the pressure, and then Stopin's gonna take a master side of backstab.
Backstab
Or not
Wait something backstab all the castle is so unfortunate though
Nice, okay, this is one of all dance 30 health
For G cases in the library. Yeah, they're gonna I said the library player up top
I think what doke needs a rotate up top. I don't give air to come on. Here we go. Here we go fat
What is it operation outbreak now remaining is lying and think wow look at the three-factor check that she's so long
We're back. He's pretty angry. We're dope yet. Is he on a position? They were so good on bank basements just in the last
I don't know somebody's over here. Yes clutch will have to do it once again
He knows he over get case and drop is the castle's not really
I think he might ask Doki to power this guy with it. I don't know. Doki could run out blue and power this guy with it.
But the best place to take case and drop, he can retake the burr. Or maybe you have one guy saver.
I think Doki should have doubled up on top here. I don't know why he did that.
That's what I was kind of saying too
This is good
But now they can reposition under the hatch so much info it's changed now
Doki's 1v1 doggies for a plot
I don't know why he's stuck but he killed three so oh god fucking damn it
sometimes they maybe should that one be one not going doki's way he wanted to
see that doesn't even have a mouse pad let's go for it and certainly Neko had to
remove in order to stop that plant but it's really nice there in the one V2 to
to clutch up for the side of VP Neko once again the hard support I try I'm gonna be honest with you
fat but the panic meter is that uh five out of five it was out of three at the start of this map
now it's out of five in the late rounds panic meters out of five here after Roark goes down he's
put in a difficult position but he isolates oh dude don't you almost got a nice ass because that rush
was so scary but it was good play from guys like posh so fat that actually makes sense with the shield
though because Blitz is, Blitz is electronic because of the flashing.
Yes. Yeah. So it was just such a big pick on this map that didn't really favor.
Now, while Chalet might not at this event, the attacker favorite is still a very
favorite map across a bunch of regions for kickoff.
Yeah. So obviously these can change up here.
But why I don't think this will skew towards the attackers is ultimately the
winner. All right, let's go.
Great day to be great comeback season. Let's do it.
After Thermite, Hibana, Deimos, Wyveracross looks like for a Kitch.
Looks like a minimal plant strat.
Double castled off Ivy Hall, quad reinforced, off his box wall with caves on it.
No tube though.
Over the off-season after the season should be an easy wall opening for G2 when they do get there
Really early fall off bluestair player, they know G2 like to move fast
And they do move fast
Should be free wall here G2 making really good pace here. Oh this castle is just yes so much presence on this map
Do real tests at an international level try to K-trick against that word
Yes, all right, that's huge great start man just rounds off to a good
Hibana is going to open his half wall wall so they can't play on half wall.
Bro, he's EG.
Hibana is going to try to open up this, they're going to cap it down, smoke the piano, double
the Hibana, this half wall so they can cap like burp upside, then they can rotate down.
They need to cap it down, smoke this.
I don't know how he's amassed such a high kill total so quietly, especially when he
was the first death back in round number one, but having the Scotsmen do well is always
the key to success for P2 and he started off as well as he can.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, he bought a- now, Kate's fucked.
Kate is fucked here.
There's a pixel angle on him.
Rorik peeks out, though, helps his board.
And Kate gets out.
But that's no more verb for them.
They can rotate down and go for play on site.
I think G2 need a pressure site.
I don't think they fought here.
I think they have to pressure site.
At least open the site wall.
I'm now in Shaggle getting very familiar.
Do they still think there's a guy at half wall?
Oh, they're blind clearing a guy at half wall.
They have no idea there's no one there.
Oh, no.
Well, now they know.
No.
Wait, they're floating. I don't know.
I don't like to float across, but VP also don't have enough bodies up here to, like, fight it hard.
What point did this push us to get hurt so you can plant, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, yeah, there we go.
Thermite the wall open. I think this is the right place.
Nice. Good fucking shot, Shaiqo.
And then Shaiqo denies this, like, they're very above his half walled area is where they, uh, where they did not have a plant from.
So no more vert for them.
Now smokes cap it out smokes off the cross back to side as well. No C4s. They had to push closer to the top of plant
Times pretty narrow these players coming with the TCSG
Oh, he has smoked with cap. God. This is such a good strategy. I sleep these players some areas
You get from the ball now three two one
He takes down Naco Skye's in trouble roar if you're the only one beautiful. Oh my god
That's how you attack bitch
Bro, get the vert, breach the wall, smoke off the line of sight, and they just have to walk into a fucking death... death field.
You know Parker, I fell head over heels over myself.
Well played G2!
Now that's the G2 I know, bro. That's the fucking G2 I know, dude.
But I gotta do it again here for you.
Now, our panic meter's back down to zero.
I mean, I don't know, the G2 I know plays a lot like crazier, so I think they're like switching their identity to play throw or siege.
over siege because maybe was so ready for all their fast hits on the bank easily able to smoke that plant. Yeah, you got to adapt to your opponent.
Do you force those movements?
Flashbang, Deimos Ben. Exactly what their win con was throughout that round.
That would you say the most aggressive team in Pro League and the most passive team in Pro League?
Right now, Twisted Minds, I think, are like wicked, bro.
Like just run inside every round.
Yeah, like they do like Ratshate, Spawnpick shit, like run outside the building crazy.
like
I hope you end up watching one of their games. They they are crazy bro. I saw they had a show now like they have a show
Yes, like shall a the assumption beam with this G2
Show that's a lot of aura bro. It's pretty hard to create your own way of peeking like nine years into the game
But he didn't recite that a lot of common thing that we see in this game. So
Yeah, I don't think I'm invented that but I think well, yeah, he like
the team and depending on the
region so it will not be uncommon.
Because it's basically prone peaking on ADS like while it's like
mean spamming while prone peaking so you only show
like your elbow or something.
But you can see their whole body.
Yeah. That shit is so annoying.
Bro, when I won't be one split on PC
Fat, I can't even see him bro.
I just use the elbow for three seconds
and then I just die.
The movement tech is just crazy.
Yes, the PC movement is crazy.
I think they're going for solar
Montaigne walk up there. That's what I meant to clash. The bandit class is going to go for the solar Montaigne thing.
There is one underneath for uh, oh my god. No, no, no.
That was really unlucky dude.
Kind of an aggressive play, but you know, it's a high variance play, you know what I mean?
It really is.
Nice out-of-mouth! Let's fucking go, Carl!
I love playing up the series.
This is the Montaigne up-solar take that I could go for.
Carrying so much the weight for VP on bank, but Rorick probably hit the most high impact kills outside of me
No, but the fight down here with
I think
Bathroom and Alamo can go for either closet door plan or master bed plan
Really awkward for gt without their spearhead
Nice
Smoking but there's so much time
I think I need a rotation. I got a big window or something. There's right now. There's too much mobility either bathroom or a big window
Is that a bird? I just saw a bird
Yeah, did you see a bird there?
I really think Jokey should go to a big window. I don't know
So who's going to go to stop in big window stop in the big window, yeah, there you go
Now now they have more like leverage about them guys the big threat though
Nice Jokey, let's fucking go
Oh, oh, nice trade by skies though to be much like up. Yes, I go
Immediately walks for the trade. I'm not clear now. They've doubled up
Plant hold road G2's attacking. Well, we're there. What's up? What's up for big windows?
Hey, bitch
Plant this shit
Psycho don't know bad psycho bad bad psycho
Never disappoints. Oh never mind. He's
Daddy, I'm sorry Pete whatever you want daddy. Your aim is so good him and his fucking holographic scopes, bro
Yeah, he's so good. Who the fuck uses hollow on everything
Dude, I thought he was gonna sell by peeking there. I'm not gonna lie. I thought he was too. I'm not gonna lie
But thank God Dan was crouched walking his name is just perfect, bro
forces a swing out from VP that allows you to kind of start that trade game and
they're so good that help you actually place each fact cuz like I know you play
before but you know you know you may be like coach and I do you I used to hit
champ every season but like the last two or three like the game was just so
No one fun.
Yep.
Yeah.
Red gets really dry, but I'm excited for 3.0.
This season I hit champion.
This season I hit champion.
Nice, man.
The last two or three seasons I just like, I got the silver.
I was like, I'm so bored.
I'm doing a challenge where I'm trying to solo queue to champion on PC.
I think I'm going to do it.
I'm like, hi, Emeril right now, I think.
Almost there.
Let's go, man.
Yep.
I'm solo queueing like, bro, I was going like every day for a minute there.
I'll get back on it.
They'll probably come on.
And I think when you have a set up also sick a league tourney, bro, bro. Thank you, man.
And that was like the best stream I've ever done, dude, like literally insane full glaze.
Like patiently, you know, streaming became like really RL oriented.
Yes. You brought gaming back.
Thank you, bro. I appreciate that, man. Thank you.
No one else could do it by you by your hand.
Yeah, I don't do that much RL streams, man.
I did a couple. I did a couple of soccer streams this year, but that's a very small areas.
Most of the walls around it's just who I am.
I just like gaming a lot, so it's what I like to do.
I'm just grateful to have you, bro.
Okay, now they're cleaning this shit up. This is what I'm talking about.
They're going actually really slower on attack, like you said. Like they're executing with like 20, 30 seconds left.
It is working. I will say it is working.
But it's not like there's style of that.
They usually play really fast. They just like decision, decision, decision, decision.
But I think it works out because, honestly, God, Virtus. Pro's like...
I don't think Virtus. Pro will play Winkons that well, actually, if they play around stuff.
I'll just hold. Neko needs to fall off soon. The moment I walk up, Neko needs to leave.
Yeah, fall off by Neko. And they stack up, Liberus said.
to really do damage doki still need a few steps a lot of time a lot of time
Yeah, no no the libraries and it's not as good because they wanted it it's like a it's an office hold
So there's long angles onto all this shoot them down there. Well, they're giving
Interesting they're giving like top pretty hard
They're top best place
to see how Doki wants to use this operator. Second time on this bomb site that Doki has
to get into his op, Benjamin will take care of Dan, that's uh, I guess some words from
the previous round down, go stop in the posh. Okay, this round's kind of to go either way.
The player's base, but I'm interested to see what Pasha does though. Pasha's going for
a big flank, is he gonna go all the way up solar? Bro, he could, he has time, he has
to fucking run though. They've got full control of the top floor. No, he ends up just jumpin'.
short he's short yeah he's just dying blue from short
much more entrenched VP defense to ride out the final
I don't think they probably would have a cam over there too maybe
he's gonna get awkward for VP the wall's cold
no it's not gonna be like that
this pressure up above they've only really got posh on a roam
here comes the jump in and the half-drop is
35 seconds and Alli Matt was literally gonna hang all of his hopes on the
checkers usually that's a pretty good best
air jab goes off to all the shit
like the player down in the outfield
probably because night and day compared to ranked
yes bro like if you got the smoke that would have been so big
He'll lose a lot of his HP in the process, but a nice go key.
Bumble.
There's the.
Let's smoke down.
They can't deny fighting more.
Wow.
Wow.
Well, my whips.
Okay.
Stick this.
Nice.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
No peek, Benja.
Zero point of peeking.
Yep, he's chasing.
Adam out, he's called it out.
You just give.
And Benja just goes outside, it's very nice.
Yep, cat in the mouth.
The posh is in decision, Jesse.
Monty blocked the door, back up.
She breaks this a lot easier.
Keep calling him out.
But you know Allie now is very vulnerable on this role.
Discipline, yes, yes, yes, yes.
And mathematically impossible in three, two, one.
You're mathematically impossible now.
Nice!
There we go.
That's the shit I'm talking about, man!
That's what we know!
There it is, man. Slow, clean attacks. Slow, clean attacks.
One at a time.
That pace change from D2 is huge, and I don't know if VP have a, like, a response to this.
Cause that's VP's whole identity. They just play like this no matter what.
Yeah, call that fucking time out, baby. I like it. I like it. I like it.
Panic meter's at negative three, in fact. Negative three.
Okay, this is good.
This is good.
This is good.
This is good.
And what's map three?
What's map three?
Um, border.
So it plays a lot like Chile, so it's a good sign that they're working Chile right now.
Dude, Stompin loves border.
It's like, I think it's his favorite map.
Either that or Stompin.
Yeah.
They are both, I will say they are both attackers on a map, so.
Yep.
Yoki was the first casualty back in round number one, so since then he's a master.
Bro, Yoki is going off this game.
W.
Yoki in the chat, dude.
Yoki's actually going ham.
Think out on G.
bro fact do you remember the LMG meta in R6 yes bro that meta was unbearable
they had no recoil you could just shoot 150 bullets that meta was like if you're
a fragger you're having fun but if you're smoke on site playing support bro
like you just give up bro what the fuck am I supposed to do it gets an LMG
perfect recoil would I have a SMG 21 every game it was think that is Sophia
think doesn't get nobody didn't play ash dude no one played ash so many tools
at their disposal they managed to win these rounds that meta was so bad what jump started
it though because that years ago LMG's weren't in the meta what what another jump starting into
people just kind of find out yeah i think i think just like um people were like wait a second like
yeah i think zovia and thinker were good and then they nerf like their main guns
and then they were like wait a minute these algeas are fucking broken
And like that's the full thing, bro.
It's like DMRs were never really touched.
Like LMG's were never really touched,
but then one day they just became broken.
No, that's what happened because Sophia dropped,
she was broken, everybody used the M762,
but then they made the recoil on the M762 insane.
And then everybody's like, wait,
the LMG has 150 bullets and no recoil.
What the fuck are they doing?
A long time coach of fear X.
And they buffed the LMGs.
So LMG got a buff, that.
He put a barbed wire out there on the thing.
I
Pro League it's like night and day though. There's dude. He he outmows nomad in from the hatch
20 seconds left. I've never seen that in my life in ranked and then it gets one by I've never seen that in my life
It's so objective based and utility based in pro league, which is why I fucking love yes
It's how the game was meant to be played
Ranked is a literal the bottom. I can't stand
The prep faces just everybody on sick talk and then picking their favorite gun that's and then they don't get on cams when they die
That's right. I think I should be free kill here. Oh, no, no, Laura came to help
VP take control here. Nice
Stopping just like as long as I almost stops them from retaking solar stairs. This is doable
Dude, this might sound like glaze but yeah, even the way he shot the camera was so clean like that was so clean
The way stop and shot the camera was so fucked
Yeah, maybe it's
So just he's so good. Oh my god
I think VP are far more to the seams, bro, like G2 literally did nothing for that like 30 second sequence that they gave away three picks
They just overpicking like they actually can't help themselves. This is crazy considering they're supposed to be the slow team
G2 one pace adjustment and VP are just falling apart. They have no bag
It'll be able to get a good look at that trophy portion of the map
It's okay cuz stop them alive as well, and he's heating up that he's heating up to send us to
My god, that's my go that is my go that is my go
Oh my god, that shot was so good
But that's a holding a default angle you will get high light real sometimes bro if somebody has good aim like it's most
It's the most common spot where a rune can be a map
Like, look at what's happening, they thought that if you look, okay, look at what's happening,
and they're like, I'm gonna play that 1-2-3, okay, so like, they're gonna have the Blitz,
Zax is gonna play the L for yourself, okay, Zax likes the games,
and you should have complete the Legion, okay, Legion of Fear, okay, like, for your hope.
The full map extension, playing below.
Like, they go from Barcelona, they need to clean the looking, and they're like, I want you all,
you guys like, see the end there, okay, because like, they have to, you know, feel like they're,
like, you feel like...
So he's saying that Bar's side players run over to Underny and Kitchen to help Doki with the go-solar?
Things I want to say important here, like I already reviewed some things with Runeco before.
They'll create a burnout if nothing different, Zazam and Mid and Clash.
Like they use some Clash on the screen for Runeco, so I think they're gonna be a good one.
At least like if they don't show in the first out, I think they're still gonna show after that.
Different thing, I put through play, that the food is set up.
I explain why, when they play games old, we have a gap to jump in the K9 window.
Just one thing, in the beta, I put Pasha two times, but basically it's an Echid and...
Game is old.
Pasha gonna bait through the window.
K9 window gap.
And everything I created for attacking is my biggest because they can ban all the shields like we always know and
I make know how we're gonna play another gonna bad shields to a game set up because we're gonna play two guys in baseman
Please shoot you games you always gonna play is okay. You do that the fault is on base on garage
You open games hold and you forget about also
They have a shoot the fault if you don't have a shoot they gonna play what kind of they can't
You can't coach that shot on a rune you can't coach that
Like a
My chat is just spamming the D1 blazing up. Well, that was a good round chat. Come on. Okay, but they have a game
You know normally they he forced me for games hold, but they don't play they play on these stairs. Just be Portuguese
chat their players their teams for
Great information being given by the two Brazilian coaches of the year. Oh, I forgot. I was gonna say something
I thought I forgot. Oh, yeah, bro
I love how Doki's like always trying to pick up the mental and the spirits and stuff
That's like what that's what I do when I play tournaments like I actually love Doki
Doki's always trying to pick up the spirits. He's always chatting always in a good mood
Great teammate to have like people like that are just so fun to play with and you always play better
VP already for the devil's shield then talk about that by G2
Montane
Blackbeard no more wanton walk up solar side
VP call about talking about a games clear. That's gonna be I think I stomp is gonna either stomp in or someone else is a game player
That's why I like Munich bro Munich was like there's a double double even in bracket. It was like 12 teams of crazy
Wait, so is it split into two groups? Is there two groups or how many groups?
There's no groups.
You just randomly played people.
Every team plays every other team based off seeding and record.
So like 1-1 team played a 1-1 team.
Islamic Miraband VP here.
You are a North American blitz again. We're just a lot of traps from g2. They're ready for the shield identity
Yeah, it is stop in a game player stop in Ella and games
Stopping by the way
was moving
Moving against twisted minds on the solo game position they full cleared him and he was fucking just breaking their ankles
I think they are gonna go for him
They have Sheldon, they're gonna go for him.
Here we go, can we do this again?
Do this again, stop him.
Yeah, Doki underneath denying this.
Doki's gonna run over through short,
the moment stop and call for help.
At some point over the next few minutes.
All right, I'm not gonna say no.
All the way over towards top floor inside of Master.
So a bit of a roam clear going on.
Is that gonna fight this or even the fallback?
And the tools are very strong.
You've got the Doki.
Talking about Davos.
Oh, he's even shallowing this.
Yeah, Sanko comes to help.
Doki comes to help through short.
Players through base mid.
Stomping is the first one underwatch.
I guess that's payback for his 3K in the previous round.
Players hop down from library side.
Over to 3 and 3, Dan getting down Shiko.
Oh, but VP playing this much slower.
They bait out the aggression.
Benjamin will join him as well.
And now there's a line up from the stairs, Doki.
All right, I'm going to call it back.
Something gets out.
Yeah, I think VP walks the game against Twisted Minds.
They saw that Doki and Jekyll really
wanted to help aggressively, like super hard.
So they just waited. They literally just waited.
They didn't even go. And they just got pretty big.
They're gonna help?
I mean...
I'm feeling another stomp in 3k, Chad. Call me crazy. I'm feeling it.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Get chalice, Zach. Get fucking chalice.
You can see how eager G2R to answer this hand down back bar for Stompin' in the box, I think it's a 3v3.
Absolutely, and I mean at this point you kind of have to get out of the box.
Yeah, he wants to go for the Blitz kill, oh there it puts it up.
On, you cannot sit still, you cannot be restless, they can kill you through the floors, they can kill you through the walls.
We said the same about VP, just a couple of times, it might look like a bit of restlessness.
This guy's gonna go for a solo walk at the same time.
Shield on the board, and you're down in numbers, and Doki understands the mission.
He didn't have much to give up.
Oh man.
How's that not a head though? I mean what else is he getting?
Allie now in stomping in a 2v4. This is grim for sure nice out of mouth. Oh shit
Nice girl. Oh my god. I was in the shits
Everybody on VP have taken their lumps. This is fucking winnable bad
I think allie now is free though sadly plan is free
They have to show cover
Sky's gonna run out of the window maybe he stays alive
I'm down
Oh this blitz is so low, how is this guy alive?
That was blitz I would have died 8 minutes ago.
Alright!
Fuck!
Bro, but like if I'm blitz I'm just instantly knocked.
Like this blitz is made of metal, like he shot his foot fucking 18 times.
Alright, I'm gonna get a coffee, I'll be back.
Fuck!
Jumping out the bathroom window whether it was some aggression from Doki to everybody on G2
Like everyone else has plot armor, it's really good
For G2 to make a mistake and eventually they found it with that pick on the Doki
This isn't a G2's office hold the cave for the office double wall by Neko and it gets first pro back alive in this game
For three if you look like they're going for solar across they don't look like they're gonna go for library direct
We often say I mean maybe he did
It could be direct
Sight would be isolated because the players are off the side chat. All right
G2 also have the same shirt what they extend office on and they came off that wall and they have long angles in the library
Well, I don't know if their coach VP's coach said to go for director
I think he talked about partially going basement, acing up in stock, but I don't know if that's real.
No, I think it's across, the L spawn for across.
Alright, stop and clock that T bitch.
Clock that T bitch.
data for us to say yeah this is a defender side of map it can turn on a dime
VP looking pretty good on their attack. Fat, I'm gonna be honest, Stomp, it's kind of slang today.
Building deathmarks and pocket shotgun out. If this is a quick push from VP it might
catch this GTT off guard, particularly dope. Come on, we need map 3 fat, we need it.
A lot of our players are over. Are they going for hunt on this player or no, I don't think so.
We need to lead in towards the bomb site but the map control is being acquired slowly but surely
from birdus, bro. They're not gonna go for basement player.
And the drone up player in the basement to the information will be flowing again for verse pro
They've been solar across Intel operators. We've got demos again. Once more
You've got Roar being brought up here. You don't even start in that office
I didn't give that shit entirely to play basement go punished a little bit
He tries to poke his way towards dining, but he does take some damage and have to retreat back
No real map control being tested by G2. They're kind of just letting BP take this space
Get really creative on your own on chalet too, right? I mean look at one of my
Who's totally separate things on this map and they necessitate a response from these attackers
So I do like the Intel people being around library side. They want a crunch top
Okay, really wanting this Westman flank. It's all tithing here and don't you get up in time
The single greatest counter
It's not starting to see for it's gonna see for up through the vert there up on to Ivy the moment the show walk up close
Benja you two really didn't want to give up that first frag but there it goes
It's always got a support is it like it's like me time is ticking low though. You decide my this is my type of
She'll bypasses it poppin. She'll work. It's no one for control. Yeah
Stop
Slay stop it
I love that play because no matter what like sheikah runs upstairs. They're getting that kill no matter what the insurance
She's check the tip
Well, I'm so surprised you lived there what the fuck
Oh
Chad, this is the shit I'm talking about, y'all.
Tech time on G2.
Alright.
I'm just kidding. Chad, let me have a little fun out here, motherfuckers.
Bro is not on the team.
I think Romalio is adjusting him to not play like free roam strats anymore, because VP are putting a lot of emphasis on hunting with lurkers and stuff.
I think he's gonna make them play more like U-tailed, condensed strats, but I don't know, I'm just guessing.
Nine.
It really is quite outrageous
Black composure
Yeah, you know
Yeah, yeah, look the straps are a lot more condensed now they have paid now they're not gonna extend libraries that is hard
They're not gonna have something so low solo roaming like in bar
Mr. Masters in mess ology when there's eight people playing full condensed now because the last couple of rounds deep
You haven't bring like the shield the demos with okabea. There's like they've been trying to clear those people
So that you can turn on a dime and shut down your
Oh, they bring the calorie to count as a class that's as well. They're going for I think just like
I think you're just going for library across default because I know they're gonna give library cross
Blue stairs, I think no, I think you can play piano
Why not use your time out to center yourself dining hall
Okay, this class that is so fucking OB in these early rounds because again, sometimes
Well when class first came out I was doing this in on the test server, but everyone told me no
No, no one's actually gonna use that like there are opportunities
Yeah, it's an unshootable camera that sees two spawn points
Play
I hate when like I post some tech and then all the comments are just like
If you play the counter perfectly, it's useless like oh if you go on the roof and run across from the other spawn and come down with
A callion Zofia GG like you allow you just made the enemy play all that like that's good. You just won
You won the exchange. Yeah, no
That's that's such ball knowledge. Yeah, people are like
No, this exact sequence of four events that not a single ranked players ever even gonna think about doing that is counter
And yeah, it's a good track. If that's it's one fucking counter
I think they're going for deep hole plant underneath same thing as you to literal
It's good that they're in this comfortable position because they have the availability see okay
Same take less people on vert though
They have to
Yo
Get on him Benchup go on Benchup. Yes, Benchup
I think we're quite infinitely worse, you know, I think they still wouldn't have top floor control.
He saw the tip!
Pause.
Uh, Shaco.
What the fuck?
Alright, Shaco?
Yo, Shaco.
What the fuck, like that?!
No BP.
There's no info.
Everyone's watching.
Me, huh?
Me, huh?
Why did he drop?
You see him?
You saw him?
You saw him?
He moved to the corner.
He's 1 HP, Doki.
Breathe on his dick and he's dead.
Breathe on his.
Breathe on him and he dies.
I swear to God, if they sell this.
Rorick is shaking.
I think that he wins this.
Rorick is actually shaking.
Rorick literally zero composure.
I already had a clutch over on bank.
Can you get the job done against Doki?
Drop now.
Yep, perfect.
Let's get this one.
Falling off of the left side.
Yes!
Wow.
Yo, Shifo, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Rorick's actually zero composure.
Lush out there clutch.
Why did you have to clutch?
Rorick's first ever event, so.
And with his food, just up off the hot floor, Parker,
Making sure that he bakes the sound.
Okay, we got map three chat and it's border.
Maybe I don't want to jinx it.
So let me knock on my penis.
But yes, bro, it's looking like map three.
Let me knock on my penis.
What do you have?
So I say knock on wood, my desk is metal.
So I'm just going to knock on my penis now.
Heard, heard, heard.
Blood span triple shield,
gone clash band as well.
No more counter to shields.
Just for the drop wins that 1v1.
You're going to get a lot of credit to Benja as well,
I feel.
Do you two love going oryx on canine
to like run out canine and get really wicked on the repellent?
Oh
Oh my god, I just banged my knee. I just banged my knee. Oh, oh god
I just banged them. Did you guys hear that? Oh my god. How that hurts so bad?
All right, good Jesus, bro
Oh my god
I was talking about when I said impactless. Oh
He gets three kills he draws to a nine nine
Damn that was good
Name or name to 96 with the 20 gifted W ma'am in the chat
NAMM love you appreciate you my brother. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Yeah, I know
All right, I ended up losing Shaco there as he threw a razor-blue over towards mother and Dan
Firing away the game on the board has master defense
Yeah, there's a lot of players off-site stomping Doki both down below, but this could be a rush reverse pro if they are
They're feeling it. It's still got some players. This is their crunch and particularly still over there, but look at these balcony players now
Rorick and Skye ready to make things. I think they're going for like a fast walk fast walk canine
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah fast walk canine ying off on you window. They can't peek him go through the windows. They're gonna
Whoa
Nice flashes guys
Stompin and Shaco working all the time the player front in the bed
Momentum the groove is gone, and it's a 3v3
That first minute of action
Advantage swings back in favor of British pro Shaco and Stompin will need to collect every kill in the round
Make that the sack bro. Zack on SMG 12 doable
trade
It's a great time. That's crazy.
He survived that wasn't downed on the side of VP.
Yeah, try to turn up the stream a little bit.
They'll take it.
Virtus.pro sticking around for one more opportunity.
Nip slip for the boys.
Namp at the 10, get to WNAMB.
But chat.
WNAMB, chat.
Really well for them.
I'm shocked that they think of Roark
was able to get that opening frag in the midst of it.
On my screen, that was full white.
I don't know how he's finding the head.
in the midst of that chaos but he manages to do so and it starts things off in the right foot for verse pro
The other thing with that rush is it wasn't every dude chat right into the ball if it goes to map three
I have a song to channel all of stompens energy chat. I have a song don't worry
If it goes to map three, we're going to play the new stompin ritual before every man new stompin ritual. Yes, I have
I have a man solar. He's playing those windows like i'm saying
I'm going to see if I still have my pom-poms from back in the day, from the 2024 days.
I'm going to see if I still have my golden pom-poms from stopping.
Same thing, off as Extend, Ked, off the Mo-Office wall.
Engle the cross.
Last time I went to VP, last time VP floated across with the blokes and then they got C4.
This looks like more Library Direct.
They don't they're spawning more for library direct your campus. I'm out library corner ace open the stock from underneath
And then just go directly for plan it seems like
Shield man
He hops on a gun and drops a 4k
Okay, I've never seen a pro do that. He just blew up his own drone
That's gotta be choppy. Oh my god, if any good shit on it's so choppy
Jesse
I was
Making a lot of mistakes and then that's when stoppin aced to denari's when he could have shot them
He threw it two of his charges at the Nari's and he could have shot
Regain the numbers of it. He's trying to bail out. I just have the worst hiding ever
Look at this angle if that guy moves out of half wall
He's dead
But as long as Doki sits still Doki yet. Stop it. Talk about they've got a couple of don't just use the waste on here
What made on works, but he's dead no matter what he just waste on I forward
I know he's just playing the half wall. This is so tense from Doki. His moment has to be chosen perfectly
Dan holding that diffuse kids. Oh
I'll be really good. Hey, don't you get that donkeys playing so good this manly moe? Yeah, donkeys flying
Oh
Yep, you owe shit the fucking duo coordination the roommates
That remember first rule of siege the more you move the more you die especially on defense way more remember that
I mean both howl mountain stop and kind of all
I don't know I feel like don't you they should have left to die there. Like just let him die everyone
We're going to map three unless they sell
I mean, just force plan.
Let him take the whole side, bro.
Got him.
Got him.
Yep, good positioning.
Yes!
There we go!
Okay.
Chat, I'm going to summon the stopper.
I'll be back.
I'm doing a dance party.
Hi, guys.
Full cam.
We have a new stoppin' song.
And we're going to be playing this throughout this entire week for stoppin' to win the
major.
Let me go, Pete.
Let me go.
Let me go.
Let me go.
Let me go.
Let me go.
major. Let me go pee, high-vives, full cam. Here we go! I'm looking for the pump up!
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
play that fuck I'm out of breath fuck we're gonna play that song every
Every day of this major, until Stumpin' lifts that fucking trophy.
Da-da-da-da-da-da, Max was Stumpin', da-da-da-da-da, Max was Stumpin'.
Fuck.
I gotta get in shape, y'all.
I gotta get in shape.
When I was training a couple months ago, peak shape.
It's already fucking deteriorated.
I got it.
I got it.
Okay, I'm fired up now. Now I'm ready to go. What a fucking song though. Simply lovely.
me. Dude, like, what a song. Highbites! Highbites! Highbites, take the ox, bro. Highbites, we
need a hype-ass fucking song, bro. Highbites, like, highbites, we need a hype-ass song,
bro. Highbites, like, turn me up for map 3. Highbites, turn me the fuck up for map 3,
Turn me up!
Hi Vibes, you got the auxiliary cord, bro.
Don't let the chat down.
Hi Vibes, my hands are off of the keyboard, bro.
Don't let the chat down.
Hi Vibes, this ox is yours, bro.
I'm not touching shit.
Chat, don't even give him a song request.
Let Hi Vibes cook, bro.
Let Hi Vibes cook.
I'm not touching shit.
I'm not touching shit.
Do do do do do.
Maxibur stoppin' do do do do.
Maxibur stoppin' do do do do.
Wait, did Matt, wait, did Matt restart?
Hi guys, the ox is yours?
Hype us up.
My hands are off the keyboard.
Hi guys, the ox is yours, bro.
The ox is yours.
Never want to be with you
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
I don't know what's gonna happen
Never want to be with you
I don't know what's gonna happen
Never want to be with you
Dance when I smoke, never smoke
You're somebody that you're about to win
Now, High Vice, that's the shit that I'm talking about, bro!
That's the shit that I'm talking about, High Vice!
Fuck!
That's what I'm talking about, Jerry?
Let's go map three. Here we go. Yo, Fettuccine alfredo. I'm back in the building.
I watched everything you just did. Max Verstampen. Max Verstampen.
You know the one in my community made that? What do you mean?
Like that Max Verstampen. Voss? I saw somebody in my chat type and it reminded me of playing.
I was like, somebody in the chat typed Max Verstampen. It might have been the same guy
in their community. And I was like, dude, that should be Stompin's theme song, bro.
Here, let me, um, let me send you a tweet. It might be the guy, because I got one guy.
Zach for Stompin. Oh, that's his good, that is good.
Bro, I'm telling you, May 17th, Stompin's lifting the trophy, bro. I can just feel it.
I can't get it in the air.
Oh my God.
Ted, did you lick it in discord?
Yeah, yeah, I just put it just now.
That's the way back on the whole team, bro.
Oh my gosh.
Max Verstampen.
Doki one Kenobi. Leblanc. Oh God.
Bad memories.
Leblanc James is crazy.
Yeah bro, you know what that
references?
Zidong is the leader of China?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See bro, I got ball knowledge bro.
You got ball knowledge, bro.
Yeah, I'm a fucking cultured man.
Oh, map 3, map 3, map 3, map 3, map 3.
Here we go, Jigs.
All right, here we go.
Map 3, I'm excited.
Chat map 3, let's go guys!
and the second DML team to qualify for the main stage on Friday or will VP stop the reverse sweep?
Wait, wait, if they win this, they auto qualify?
If they win this, how about that?
If they win this, they qualify for the main stage?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, playoff.
Oh my God, Chad, should we go? God!
Just one more chance if they lose playoff so they win.
Bar at this corner.
Yes!
Order plays like tonight.
It's similar at home.
Defense aside, we got a 60% win rate on that.
So if they win this, they're automatically top eight.
Close for both.
Yes, yes, yes.
The zombie band makes a lot of sense, often on board
or in CD's on the band, they're paired along with a smoke,
just to really shut down any East stairs pressure,
but that's falling off.
Fat, where's the zombie band?
Fat, where are you starting out, distracting, but?
Fat, where are you?
Like, Fat, you're Chinese, right?
Yes.
But, Fat, were you born in China or born in the US?
Born in the US.
Have you been to China?
Yes.
Well, when I was little, I used to go a lot.
I don't really go anymore.
Did you like, did you like going?
They banned me.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, do you have relatives that live in,
like family live in China?
Uh, yeah, but I don't really,
my family's kinda small, so yeah.
Oh, okay.
But you don't like talk to them that much?
No, not really.
With those ops, immediately, Rorick is gonna pick the day.
What about you, you're a lifetime tarpon springer?
Are you the chief?
Yes, bro, lifetime tarpon springs.
No longer live there, now I live in Tampa,
But yes bro, Tarpen Springs sorta, my stomping grounds if you will it, if you will it absolutely.
The window?
Chad, why is that the Tarpen Springs emote?
Like what the fuck is this emote, bro?
Why the fuck is that the Tarpen Springs emote?
Bro make it like, Chad make the Tarpen Springs emote like gang violence or something please.
Operator, able to do so-
Like I'm playing bottom use, bear getting every single window done here.
Power other off
Somebody in my chat said you can speak German escort or a company like a little bit cuz I took it in high school
To do that and allow somebody to work with those shields and of course without the Monty any shields brought by VVP
You know, oh nice schnitzel. They're gonna have a little bit more difficulty. Well, I know I know who he is
No puts on the board for Neko, but he will be running shields pretty much every single round never spoken to
clearing up some of these razor blooms already
The guy gets damaged, runs away, someone pulls his butt.
So you can kinda get aggressive on the southern map if you're hungry for it for G2, but no hard hold with that as a loli band.
Look at that wall open now, this is a respectable realm from the standard stuff.
You've got that highway, and then I'm assuming the other one's for archives.
You'll be able to watch those windows, you can also cover.
Or on a...
There's a lot that you can do with this.
Stop it, we'll have some...
Don't beat that psycho, bad, bad, bad psycho.
Oh wait, that's not bad.
That's not bad.
Do whatever you want bro
Bro
Just stopping things man, sometimes he takes
Day most is a name
Secret of it a little bit harder to pin down
Because of it now it gets awkward from birds Pro you're speaking on how do you try to float east now?
They can't go for a scene anymore, but it's not going to be the easiest thing in the world
So they wrote it a few plays over towards east and try to find an entry elsewhere watch it doesn't get you control
Yeah, this is gonna be a rough one the rest of that
Come on stop it
Oh
Sensational play, reducing just VP to Dan.
So, Chad, hypothetical question for y'all, bro.
Hypothetical question.
Would you rather be in a 3v5 with 30 seconds left
or a 5v5 with three minutes?
No, 3v5 with 20 seconds left.
I'm taking 3v5, 20 seconds left, if you're defending.
If you're defending, if you're defending, obviously.
But isn't 5v5 with three minutes just the game?
Yes.
Yeah, I know, but think about it, Zach.
Think about it.
Like, I'm thinking, I'm thinking about it.
Okay, so like, would you rather have like a 50-50 round,
or would you rather have a 3v5 with 25 seconds left?
No, I have a better way of framing the question.
Zach, would you rather be in a 3v5 with 25 seconds left
for your defending, or a 5v3 with 25 seconds left
for your attacking?
And you don't know the scenario of the round.
You don't know the scenario.
Like, you haven't gotten like, oh, like,
more or less of the time?
Yeah.
And he's had a very, very good.
My chat effect in CTE.
OK.
I mean, fun fact.
I think it's just bro is just talking.
OK.
That just followed this for the first time
that Stompin has yet to go even or positive.
And I got to say, wait, what?
It's going to happen to everybody.
What?
Eventually you are going to go negative on a map.
You are playing up against the best teams in the world.
Eventually you will thank you and tarot.
Yeah, bro.
I'm going negative chat.
Even the goats like me and stop and like we've gone negative y'all like don't get down on yourself chat me and stop and have both gone negative before
You can grow has been quite a treat. My chat is typing
Bro y'all have an emote for everything I say at this point point, right?
I mean g2 are a team that don't rely on stomp and if things are going really well for them
Stopping off and it won't be getting into those. He was 47 and 36 before this series
You can pull off
Round one was a bit of an uncured 11 kills. That's my go
But that's just because have you seen his dad spread across every journey he plays?
Yeah, like the consistency is literally insane once more, but he's actually better
He's better on land. He's better on land
He was playing some high-risk positions on shall I on defense certainly not the case on attack
Before on the window when they go for clear should hit the shield in the face
He's in kill positions quite frequently. I'll bake it out. I think they go new very important part of this map
I'm confused. Are they gonna go for a sandwich window playing on that table crunch down
Rolling multiple avenues through that top floor. That is a piece of the job. They flip these off that eating pressure
Make it seem like it's a ordinary walk. They take it here. It is enabled by his teammates
He can do some serious
Agro, but Shaco missable
No
Alright, 2v3.
There's a minute left.
No.
They're close.
They're close.
Aw, giveaways position with that.
The no is down.
No.
God damn it.
But they need to win this because then they just auto-attack.
No.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
to equalize this map for main stage.
So I think they will play till the 15th fanfare till Friday.
Oh, let me check.
Let me check.
I don't know if there'd be any point of them
to continue playing if they already made it.
Because I know main stage is 15, 16, 17.
I think that's what's going to happen.
Yeah.
Now if they lose, we'll have to keep playing.
Inside break room and watching.
Yeah, yeah.
If they lose, they play again tomorrow.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Check, check.
There was a floor below, but.
Now, if they lose, which they're not gonna lose,
but I'm just hypothetically saying it,
if they do lose, the BO3 tomorrow
would be the full-on decider.
Like if they win, they're either gonna lose or die.
Like, yeah, we didn't make mainstays lose.
Get on the tournament.
Players have been able to,
like the weird thing about sieges, bro,
like even if they lose this,
it's almost not even a bad thing to get extra reps in
and extra rounds in.
And just stay warm and stay hot like if they do lose this it's like it's really not the end of the world
Cuz like oh they get a whole nother BO3 to get under their belt before the weekend. Yeah, I agree
I think it's gonna be hot like make the make the good changes right before main stage
Stop it. Well, that's again play and then uh, oh, that's the part of also
Yeah, like you have it under having like two or three days off. You have like one day off
Your warm. Oh Chad Drake is dropping the 15th to we gotta listen to the album
chat. Do y'all know what time? Never seen Siege Parker. They're playing the exact same
site with the exact same operator lineup. And this is kind of the reason why you don't
see teams run back the exact same strat twice in a row because it gets kind of predictable.
Oh, was he putting U2 outside? Yeah. Punish maybe an aggressive U2 coming out from the
youngster on G2 and one way or another, Burst probably clean up that frag. That's a devastating
loss to come through, but one may MVP that they got over.
That's a secret. That's a secret setup with a Nari with a shield and books corner. That's like a no.
That's a really big moment.
Winding rounds almost.
You didn't even say what you got to think for East Pressure.
They actually love doing that shit.
I mean, that's a big...
I think G2 are not following for it this time though.
Nice, Goki. There it is.
Now, Rourx only gonna be good enough for one kill because Doki shuts him down.
And now it's Neko in pursuit.
Two rounds in a row, Neko.
Wait, will Maya have this shotgun?
She's win.
Adam, his opportunities, I think that's very...
What?
A little wild guess.
Both gets from Neko have...
I got a lock in on my loadouts, bro.
I had like 20-20.
Doki's got a hot dog.
I think he has a drop to hash.
The players of this VP squad assembled near him, fighting.
Yeah, Doki dropped good.
Doki wisely falls off.
Good clock management from G2.
Yeah, I like that drop.
It's not a full commit from the whole team.
The biggest thing here is does VP go for mattress,
half-tig plant, or do they full clear across top?
Either to your other teammates.
You can make sure.
Zyka wants to get wicked.
Zyka in the hallway.
Playing with the idea, Parker.
But I think he decided that the 40th one is not worth it.
This is gonna be favoring G2 as the time continues to tip down. They're not the ones who have to make the aggressive move
The drones will come out though and Alamau is in a difficult spot
He's got the hatch open to escape, but he has to be able to drop through it in time. I'm not gonna drop as well
That's something I would do me. Oh, he knows what he's moving now now. He's moving
He's moving now
Shit, he's moving now
Wait
This is a rough spot for Doki. He's on the tiny portion. There's no way
I mean surely but surely blitz or yin gets banned here. One of them. It's 2026
Bro, I'm just still watching rainbow six shield seed about rainbow six shields
Bro, this whole shield meta exploded in 2024. That was bad or like end of 23
You control a stop and doesn't get that crazy getting in 24 shield
I actually like I understand it's like a siege swap team game, but I wish there was no shields in Siege
I fuck no, I agree. I agree. I don't buy
Here's what I think the worst part of our shield is
I think the fact that you could sit there and get info
Permanently is bad without dying. Yeah, yeah, like I don't like the fact that bullets can just sit there and just look at you
Like without no punishment to that, you know
Yeah, that's my thing that's like the most annoying part of your shields for me. I don't know it's like
Again, I'm the last person to compare Siege to Cod, but it's like, you know, it's a shooter.
Like it's just fucking shooter.
I don't like, getting called out by a shield and then there's two people behind them swinging
you and they know exactly where you are.
It's just stupid and boring.
Like I actually hate the shield met up.
It's not as bad as it was.
They definitely nerfed it.
Like it was fucking horrible.
Like when you could jump through windows with Blitz and Blackbeard, I actually didn't even
want to play the game.
When you when you're melee to damage and like you just don't melee melee they're dead like that
Well, I don't know they didn't they did update say all in one where you can jump through windows with a shield
Undetected just instantly walk up to reload behind a shield perfectly save reload behind your shield and fat knock somebody on the ground with
The shield and finish that. Oh, that's what a montane could start sprinting to like like he was blood
Disgusting
Okay, don't be called a bias caster just deal with it. No, it's not like the pro players are dying to it. Oh wait, they are
Your ability to rotate again. We'll get caught and it's something that we talked about on xiaolai too
If you are why do they add reloading behind shields this map because ubisoft's balancing team
Probably is not that good at siege. They're unless I have no other words. I don't know and vp are
They're playing very close together. Yeah, they are playing very interesting
I think they're better about it recently but yeah
Oh my god!
Good shot, Benja!
The fuckers are playing? They're gonna hop?
Ooh, okay. Radio hop.
Good fallback. Really good fallback by Doki, actually.
Oh my god!
Oh
Your feet and my feet are playing super safe and like
It's a long range weaponry being brought out by G2 that's really giving them the edge in some of these gunfights
The TCSG is not an easy gun to control at some of these distances Parker
You've got to be hitting the head
But if anybody is to be trusted in such a role, of course, it's gonna be Ben
I got muscles upside down. What the fuck?
He comes through from him. He plays that breakthrough position. He's very close to stopping on that tall floor roam
But he's so good, he needs to be out on the back on the side of his muscles
down but now some of those fights and you know it's not the moment I saw
Carl or sorry I'll about fucking moving the way he did on that solo room of top
on Ben yeah he's actually feeling it bro bro that was like sexy ass like with
when his mental is bad he never goes for shit like that so clearly he's like he's
in the zone right now if you're pushing they don't have the information if that
snake goes down early those fights start to lean in favor of the defenders and
I think G2 team looks really good, Chad.
I'm not gonna lie dude.
Out of bounds, floating.
Also, like, do Benja, like, in my opinion, that's the G-team with, like, Ashen, Benja.
Like, I thought Benja was just the most consistent player.
Ashen was very hot, cold, very hit-ness, but like, when Ashen was going off, he was going off,
but then also he would die a lot.
Like some games you would just go one and fucking nine.
Benja always played good on that SSG team, always.
Okay, so their security team is here.
Really good pick up.
And he has Ken with Doki and Adam out of the store.
And trade off really quickly.
G2 is usually a very good team to trade in.
They're really smart player.
VP to their credit, I've been doing a pretty good job.
Always alive, he raps a lot.
But Shaco has not needed to play in a lot of these rounds.
And unfortunately, all of the stats have come.
G2 played in the Blitz.
I think that's a big part of why this new game is going
differently because Blackridge is a slower base shield.
You saw what shaco was able to do from that floater position in the previous round
It was a very good kill to seal the deal if he can stay alive
We can start to see his stocks rise black beer and I can't shake off hands
Back into Kobe lax reference in G2 vs. Bro, but we fit in there. Don't worry somebody has a parlay
Screamed with joy
The psycho is close to you
Caught on to the fact that they all work always goes like yin sandwich and it takes it goes like
Then stop because they act with him last and they get a freebie
Not falling for that shit anymore
If he's biggest trick of their sleep is gone, I think it's like being deceptive
Nice Benja. Oh my gosh
He continues to wring out another pick from him. Benja goat gift in this lobby right now
On an island a lot of times Jesse and not like the good ones sippin margaritas. I'm talking he's straight and it's
Oh my god
I love border is so much gun tights. I love watching more
Dan and skies will look and survey the destruction of their team as barely appointed damage has been done to G2
In fact, I love in tarot me too, but I'm terrible. It's a golden pastor for so many years
It's just simply or expansion through a bunch of walls like a Pule fan.
Down goes Dan at the hands of Shaco and now it's all disguised.
Huge force.
I mean, G2 are just trying to get under and I'm not allowed.
I'm not allowed.
A lot of new things old taking one.
No, you killed no- no, no, no, no.
You're going to get every single one of them.
And it's G2 with the lead.
Oh, the pickups really from G2 that are shining late here on border.
Parker, Shaco with a couple of big kills but Benjamin Durelli really the star in my mind here for these last couple of rounds from G2.
Playing nearly a back time on VP. Well needed tax time out. I
Miss kicks X and tarot. I know bro
Bro kickstar got like so many fucking people into siege dude like I mean millions and millions people kickstar was actually
Goaded RIP the go bro
Kickstar was like dude kickstar was one of the reasons why like I wanted to start getting better at siege like fucking eight years ago
Seven years ago. Yeah, I loved his commentary and break down of stuff
Like he was so passionate about the game 15 since like just an absolute legend, bro
He made a big difference on G2. I think it just adds so much when like the person knows what they're talking about
Yes, bro. He was so dude kickstart was so good at season. He was disgusting dude
Like and he played back in like that like the OG era when people are still finding shit out
Benjah there for back of me. Oh my god. Yeah, I used to watch a cake
all of his YouTube videos.
If a shield is popping that window and Stompin is unsupported,
that's a 50-50.
I think it's even worse than that.
So give it a go and kite for Stompin.
And while he did win it on round him.
Yep, dude, Serenity 17.
Yep, I remember the first siege video I ever watched
in my entire life before I had the game downloaded
or anything was Serenity 17.
I think it was a Cavera, like 1v5.
It was like a montage of his Cavera clip.
And it was like a 1v5 on old Chalet.
And he was hiding in the bushes, like, you know, like the whole, you know,
old chalet with the double door.
He was like hiding in the bushes and like flanks, like four people.
And I was like, this game looks so fucking interesting.
Like this looks just a million times better than God.
Cause at the time I was playing God.
And then yeah, I watched Serenity.
I watched kickstart and got into the game.
I watched your boy Roy on like the inside.
Remember Ice and Cat?
Yep.
I remember Ice and Cat.
He would always do the news videos.
He took that three rip man rip to another goat, bro.
Another go and it didn't work out for them. Yeah, kickstar did so fucking much
So good at the game so knowledgeable
But yeah, and tarot was like his duo and in tarot still casting like I love
That is so many OTC creators man. He has great creators brother one thing about seats
He has great fucking craters. It wasn't in the second map
It eventually resulted in a timmy. Oh, yeah, perverse pro. That's why we're here on border to begin with
This is a really big game. What do you have to lay? I have one second and I really hope that they know what to do
Yeah, with that. I'm gonna be honest when you said strategy 17 do that unlock so much nostalgia dude
Like this is the bombs that the VP has been dominating on I think he just um
He like randomly just went silent on YouTube right and like never posted. I think he burned out
Yeah, hold down this one, but he never said he was like leaving or anything. He just left. Yeah
Yeah, he just disappeared, yeah.
Yeah, that was the first T's video I ever watched, don't ever forget that.
He's taking a peek.
TG would really want to fight a dare, actually, feeling himself.
Opening this triple wall is so important, cause you can just swing these the whole time.
The East players have so much to worry about.
Nice, Scythe! Come on, Scythe!
Oh, he's fucking bullying the room.
involved in the fray earlier
G2 have surrendered control of office. They stop at fountain
They stop at radio
So now if your VP could go for half take but I don't think they're gonna go for that
It's a huge lurk. I've now decided to head towards that main floor
I'm so aware
Yeah, he rarely gets caught off guard dude like seriously. He always knows what's going on
It's very impressive
Whatever it's like time in the offensive zone. I would love a counter as to how much of this map
Oh, wait, I think we're back, shadowy back, yeah, I just got factored, yeah, I just got
I think we were getting DDoS yesterday during the league tournament, I'm like 95% sure.
But I changed my IP.
Yeah, that's really good.
Yeah, but it's good for me.
I don't remember why.
We changed it all then, but I think you were not.
I know.
Yeah, we changed it.
I changed it.
I'm 100% sure, Carl.
Yeah, okay.
And if we don't play glass, we'll play glass.
And you should have a break there, right?
Glass?
Zach on glass.
Zach on glass dude, you know my favorite stop and prodig moment ever bet
What it was not the one be fog when he was on bank with oh, no, okay, you're right
Five was the best moment ever and then my second favorite was the ace on bank of glass
against Falcons.
That was so sexy.
Yeah, Falcons 1v5 on Nighthaven Labs was like, I mean, bro, that was just a fucking beautiful clutch.
I think the most important thing we heard there was like, Romario said like, okay, to keep having fun, keep chilling out.
Like, don't be stressed like we were on my cafe and bank.
I think that was the biggest thing I was like when they're having fun like there's just the flying they're floating they're challenging
Yes, they're playing out of their fucking minds. It's clear like the night and day difference how they play
And I think like the operator bands try to give an interview where he talked about like he's having a lot more fun
He gets to play like a lot more freely exact ops. They were and I think that's key. I think it's fucking cave
It was not class it was ash I thought it was class you once more and install
It was just the one-by-five when he was sitting on the windows the whole time
But I got it was talking about twisted minds. How can God you guys are so stupid check
He's your fucking brain for half a fucking second. They played a game yesterday. Who?
No, that's my chance thing like why would you say cafe? It's under the map because they played cafe yesterday
I get twisted minds and they lost it for Friday
Obviously twisted minds did so against you to yesterday phase clan also making their way up there
I would like to take some time now while we get ready for the second half to remind everybody that there is a
I be streamed that is running if you are watching this after the fact know that there are elimination games going on on the
For us here once this G2
We have a very exciting game now, how is we're gonna make main stage just exceed what we've seen from G2 VP the Aussie
Yeah, I think so
That's good
We do know that it will be a MLT that's VP love holding peace with the chomka where they
Chomka outside the building the whole gun is that's some
But I do think they're easily flooded like I do think if you do just one at them I think they actually just wait
I just like an operator that'll be a thing you won't do that
one of his favorite operators to play I'm on I was gonna break I think I almost calling yo
Hibana come open my door. I'm just gonna run at this guy. I'm running at this
It's on good. Look at this line up. What the fuck? Oh my god. Oh my god
I'm stealing that. What the fuck is that?
Bro, you can't do anything. Yeah, you bounce it so it cooks it itself. Oh my god. That was sexy
Holy shit
Okay, this is like a g2 master glass back
That was okay. That was very clean. I like that a lot. Wow
That's why I love this game. You just learned Shamrock. Always something to learn
Ran past triple wall, bro. Yo, yo, they they don't care. They don't care
Do not give a fuck bro run it down man. Oh my god
to do this to vertus pro
Let's
Pasha and roared the only two still standing there goes Shaco benjamaster now. Okay now this game aren't a pixel is scary
So let's drone it and relax
You don't want to run it down
Now they're gonna start warning the jungles are here. Yep. Yep. The jungler's ganking now
Okay in 2016 I failed gold promo six times and I vowed to never play League of Legends
I found a better game bro
I was better at quickly Jesse that they have time to course correct and they have yeah, I don't know about ever
That's like my favorite grenade lineup ever it's so easy to do
Oh my god
I hate the grenade lineups where it's like you have to throw it at this bird and then arc it at this degree and then do a
but backwards kick, flip, jump.
That's like an easy name,
and people always play suicide.
That's like such a good name.
I'm excited, of course, when those games,
they bounce off certain walls,
that can make the fuse time a little shorter.
Broke his chat, remember,
the game changed when you couldn't cook nades anymore,
so now you have to be so much more creative with names, bro.
So creative.
Because he banks it off the brick,
it kills some time,
so that way the suicide player has less time to react.
Cause it drops on him and it immediately blows up
because it's stalling out on the wall.
G2 on Chalet, we had this advantage spot.
It was so fucking difficult to claw in the back.
So easy to do too, wow.
Fortunately for the defenders,
definitely killed him.
In this series, it's just not been so difficult.
Look at the shot, there's the exact lineup.
To the left of that thing on the left that hole.
That's a first nice break in for Benja.
And then here's the aggression, right?
It's Dan trying to work a pick,
but he's got so many bodies all facing his direction.
When they're working with the man advantage,
G2 are one of the scariest teams in the world.
Yeah, wait, I just realized something,
Yeah, that's someone in my chat just said and I just looked stop in place with a straight keyboard. He doesn't have it on the angle. I feel like everybody has on the angle.
Is that the keyboard behind his monitor or no?
I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to look next time.
Good stuff, but over the last four rounds, G2 has not lost more than two players in any of those rounds. In fact, they won so well.
He does. His keyboard is behind his monitor.
Surrendering only wow
Guys inside his honor, bro. He's literally smelling the enemy victories and while we did
That's hoping to be fired
So you pop a smoke come through winnable than you think
She choose not give him a much room to maneuver VP
Two more two more
It's main stage
One more yep, dude look it. Okay. I'm gonna pause here. So stop it
One, his keyboard is straight and two, his keyboard's behind his monitor and three, his
monitor is tilted slightly upwards.
Jack, let's analyze this.
This is the stomping gaming position right here.
Keyboard behind monitor, monitor facing slightly up and straight keyboard, not on an angle.
Check this isn't glazed, it's called analyzing fucking greatness, y'all.
Guys I think the body language says it all it's called
Using that would be like pointless though because like I didn't think the reaction time matters like in league you just have
Leak is like a brain game. Well, no no no we need a type of the enemy in league, bro
That's the problem. He needs like to talk shit, bro. You can't talk shit if it's like that
Well, not I think about it
Just talk to him and type like he set up is not to my set type things
They're just playing with a championship his whole life is playing. We are start. Yeah
I'm pretty sure he just has all chat muted and just literally fans people over at table
Oh
For rounds and win overtime if they want to be able to secure this victory again
They are not out of the tournament somebody in the chat just said there is no skill in league just brains
Yeah, that would be the skill like bro. Yeah, it would be the skill
Bro, but also Meeks like mechanically demanding too, bro. Meek has so much skill. What do you say?
Castle Bear.
Dota is more macro. Meeks more micro than Dota as a Bobo.
Back in that first defensive round.
How somebody in the chat says, D.D. can get this map.
By the way, you were in the opening picks that have come through from G2.
Oh, no, it's the Sider. It's the Sider. You can't pick the third map.
Oh, yeah.
As of this exact second, it is now the slowest round for G2 on attack.
the kills coming in two minutes and 25 seconds 22 seconds still left in the
round those are numbers I know that we like to dog on VP for being a little
bit too slow but it really is quite a point of comparison here how diametrically
poses are the way that they take these attacks
dad hoping to catch Shiko at that
Oh my god
Brother also is hitting like perfect shot
Oh my god, holy movement
Look at that movement, holy movement
He's so cool
Oh wait, the red door being like castled off is kind of bad
But he's just like, they don't have to worry about this
SHIT ON!
Come on Carl! Carl and Benja!
really have the opportunity to bring the gun out either so it'll be just benjamaster the danish
terror here for g2 returning to his old team trying to get back up with his captain
make sure that he can come on benja oh my god he was right back back dude if he hit that that'd
have been crazy that he was red both of them my mouth dude out of mal 1v2 he has the pistol with
Let's see how he plays like he can do it
Hey chill out on out of mouth bro
He plays some more dude, and he's a little unk
He's a little unked out
The thing is Alamo is a crazy trophy case. He has a major in S9
but pretty much every other IGL has.
Bro, he's a siege player. He's like a true man.
He's bringing an ally now, right? Just be dragging this one out as he's now spotted inside.
Oh, that's so much damage, though.
Even like simple shit like that, but like just ranked players don't do this.
It's a 2v1 against Monty, and they both swing him at the exact same time on separate sides.
So like he can't side swipe with his pistol. Like he can't win.
The only way he can win that is by isolating gunfights,
but because they're pros, they don't isolate the gunfight.
Like apply that like none of my fucking champ teammates do it in fucking solo queue do it in your game
Like if you're in a 2v1 swing at the exact same time
Same time separate angles. It might be up to eight at this point, but
No one plays the game correctly ever no one you can get the champ. No one plays the game, right ever just pros
That's the only one like the top level of time is like seven dimensions away from life
dude
You can get a top
Let's say like top 1,000 ranked player. It's like 95 miles away from a fucking PC, bro
I don't care about right, bro. They just scream and they don't play
Kill a pro like a lot
Like the moment it's a 5v5 like the moment you like put in mom's own team with the
But yeah, I just like that's how you handle the route you double swing at the exact same time on two separate angles
And what's he gonna do swipe with his pistol and one tap over them
He only wins that if he's like spin body like but in ranks
They just swing and die and then smooth then it's a 1v1
Someone in my chat counted from one to five hundred twenty just now
in chat
I'm just counting.
He's just counting numbers.
Why?
Why is somebody typing the Darth Maul?
Did anyone say anything related to Darth Vader?
Like why?
Oh my God.
Fatten now because you said that my entire chat is counting to what?
All counting.
My whole chat is counting.
Jesus Christ.
And now facing three.
Stop saying Darth Maul!
Perfect.
They go custom supply.
All three of the.
Custom supply by the way.
supply all three of the bottom supply by the way that's available for verse pro but it will go
to the one that most pros tell you is not unplayable wait full armory walls open holy shit it really is
it's a tough site to hold on to of course there is some good vert play but holding security in
and of itself can be quite the challenge they will give that my entire chat is counting the 500 player
the same position stop and it was in for the first six rounds he has to be sharp playing the skies up
up on the top floor.
My chat is counting too and occasionally someone
thinks I'm small.
Oh my god.
This is going to be the quiet before the storm.
Calm is here.
Does Stompin ever go negative?
Like, is it even a thing?
Does Stompin ever go negative?
I don't think he's had a negative anything.
Yeah, like, bro, maybe game, maybe singular game guess,
but for an event, no.
Yeah, as Stompin, every even had a neutral event.
I think he just went positive about every event.
Yeah, minimum like one rating.
It was like the most consistent, like young player of all time, literally.
Neko and Pasha, the last ones alive.
Neko all alone, alone on the site.
But he's gonna walk in and try to go to the top floor.
He's gotta be able to get active.
Stompin in a combo or one point, he's all you're shot.
At what moment do you try to get aggressive?
I think Rorix figured that one out.
Shaco hasn't pinned down.
Stompin gonna shoot at him and then Stompin goes through the window.
There goes Pausher, there goes Warwick. G2's already had a flawless round in this map. Will they do it again?
G2 to playoffs, guys. G2 to playoffs. Finally. We thought it would be 3-0, prediction.
There it is!
Oh, good. 3-1 will take it. G2 playoff, baby.
YES!
Holy moly.
Top 8 for Max versus Stompin, baby. Made it to the main stage, y'all. Top 8 for Max versus Stompin.
We'll see G2 in front of a crowd. On Friday.
the european so fucking easy bro so fucking free bro on the main stage where the lights get
bright that is oh my god bro so fat stoppin has never had a single bad event
never and he plays better on land yeah there's a tweet i fuck it so yeah dude let's get the
stats in front of us a players on me find it hopefully i can find it in the way they were hoping
let's get the stats in for oh chat stoppin's kissing his girlfriend after the game that's
wholesome chat that is wholesome dude oh my god bro chat my my boys all grown up dude crazy he's
like a grown-ass man now chat gonna dodge that but doki top-dragging and being the most that's
wholesome chat that was pretty random on chalet and border contributing an awful lot to g2's victory
for somebody's a grown-ass man now that fixes the one but they'll have to qualify tomorrow
There's an incredible amount of history. Just a brutal mug on the battlefield yet again. I mean bro
G2 looks so good, but not even just stomping like we already know stomp is gonna play great chat. Let's come to shit
Bro alamow played great. Doki played great. Benja played great. Shaco played great. Like they just look fucking great
They look great, dude
I'll start to remain there, go.
They look so good. In fact, you have the stacks?
I'm trying to pull it, I'm trying to find it.
This is the glazed party, not a watch party. Yes fucking sir! Yes fucking sir it is!
Yes it is bro!
Bro, chat, I'm telling you man, I just, I have a strong ass feeling that Stompin is gonna win his first major on Sunday chat.
Strong ass feeling
Strong ass feeling well, it's his first NA major
It's in Salt Lake City, which is literally the first city I went to
When I joined SSG chat it just like reminds me of just positivity
Salt Lake City just it's something about it. It's just me this positive vibe and I think Starbucks gonna win. I
I
Decide have a good time. I did I'm gonna keep looking down between games
Okay, well better you're gonna watch point. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm gonna decide. I don't know yet chat to be watched point
Who's he playing? I wish he was playing like a good team
Playing enterprise who's on enterprise the one that shit talk to you to a chapter bodies and
Oh the Australian team. Yeah, that's you. Yes
So chat I'm okay. So let me I'll talk to my chat. I'll be back in a sec
Yeah, heard so chat um I was gonna to be to every rank with don't ask at
Like six so we do have time to walk away chat run a pole
Should we watch boy watch boy series run a pole for a pole you guys you guys decide you guys said okay
But yeah, we got time. I'm assuming sports gonna too well, but I'm gonna go pee
you
you
you
Let me put it up his tweet, do y'all see what Timmy's doing?
Chat, vote in the poll please, vote in the poll.
Okay, because then we'll two people, two other rank with Dante's after.
Yeah, sounds good chat, we got time, we're chilling, we're chilling.
Chat, do y'all see what Timmy's doing?
I actually wanted to talk about this.
I saw this this morning.
I want to put up the clip though.
See y'all have like context of what I'm,
what I'm doing.
I'm not going to talk about it.
I'm not going to talk about it.
I'm not going to talk about it.
I'm not going to talk about it.
I'm not going to talk about it.
So I have like context of what I'm yapping about.
Bro, what Timmy's doing is actually like such a good idea.
Like such a good idea, bro.
Like this just, also chat, I've said this,
I'm to out-debate anyone on this.
I think Timmy is the best gamer of all time.
I'm not kidding.
In terms of how well-rounded he is,
I think Timmy's the best gamer of all time.
So chat, listen, right here, I'm gonna play this.
Timmy announced this a couple of days ago.
Chat.
Watch, all right?
This is such a sick idea.
Like, oh my God, I love just seeing like,
I don't know bro, I love just seeing like
high effort gaming shit like this.
This is just so cool.
Lowest to highest rank,
seven first person shooter games,
Danny Marathon.
You gonna do any more bronze to masters
or you're done with that?
On to masters?
How would I do masters?
That sounds lame.
I feel like if you do a challenge like that,
you might as well just go like the highest rank, huh?
["Apex On Lock"]
Okay, he's got Apex on lock, battle run on lock.
["Apex On Lock"]
He's got CS on lock.
["Apex On Lock"]
Siege, bro.
Timmy is going, he's doing a nonstop stream
where he's reaching the highest make of the game.
Chat, I think he can do it.
Like, I think he can get Champ and Siege if he plays enough.
Oh my God.
Like I was so impressed, bro.
When he was on Siege that day, I was so fucking impressed.
Oh my God.
Fortnite, he's got that, just unreal.
I'm pretty sure you can get unreal by bush camping.
Now, Overwatch, chat.
How hard is it to reach the highest rank in Overwatch?
I know nothing about this game.
Is this gonna be the hardest one?
Hell, very hard.
["MARVEL RIVALS"]
Oh my god.
And Marvel Rival.
I'm mad at you.
But, bro, this is a crazy challenge.
If anybody can do it, it's Timmy, bro.
He's the the best like all-around gamer I've ever seen. Bro when this motherfucker told me he was Diamond in League of Legends
I'm just like how do we even have time Timmy? Timmy, how do you have time to play all of these games?
You're you're Diamond in a MOBA?
What while you're also like
Disgusting at every FPS?
How much time do you have in a day Timmy? What?
Like I don't understand he's starting to know he's live right now, bro. How long do I think the stream is gonna take see just gonna take him multiple days?
I mean bro all the games are gonna take him multiple days. I'm not gonna lie. Apex he's gonna get back instantly. Bro, he might be live for a month straight. I'm not even kidding.
What a good idea.
Bro, so he's not gonna end for months, chat.
What a good idea.
Shout out to me, bro.
Probably the coolest, I'm not even kidding,
probably the coolest gaming announcement I've ever seen.
Chat, I've thought about doing this before,
but I'm just not good enough to do this.
I'm not, like, I'm not, like, I would never do this.
Brother, I couldn't reach global and leading CS.
Like, I couldn't reach Radiant, but I can't do this.
Timmy KM though.
Timmy's the best gamer of all time.
Like, it's just sick, bro, it's sick.
Shout out to me though, bro.
Make sure to all check out his stream
throughout the next couple of months.
I can't wait till he's on Siege.
If you need somebody to run a couple of games with him,
bro, I'll help him get to champ.
Chat's gonna laugh, but I'll help him get to champ.
I'll fucking help him.
But yes, bro, sick idea.
Very, very, very sick idea.
Very cool.
We know you're gonna sell it.
Yup.
Fat say you stop the stats.
Yo, Fat!
Hello, bro. Let's watch this boy series, baby. Let's do it. Oh shit. Okay. Let's do it. Here's something stats. Yeah, I sent you the, I sent you a discord DM. Look at that shit, bro.
All right. Stage one, 2025, 1.21 rating, 159, 120, 68% cost, EWC. So 39 kills positive and stage one, 34 kills positive, stage two, or no, 34 kills positive, EWC.
38 kills positive positive stage 2 35 kills positive at the Munich major. Yep. I remember he got fucking launched there
final 2025 14 kills positive
23 kills positive si
And kick off 2026. This is highest rating yet fact highest rating yet, bro
1.38 this is this is spoilt
What do you mean?
Like the one I just sent you a split like that picture a split. Oh
Oh, you mean okay got you and then that's something like that like that is crazy, bro
Bro, so chat he has he wins rookie of the year, but look at this chat
2026 is his highest rating so something's priming right now the sophomore year prime
That's handy from phase
Okay, let me see let me see
Like it's great. It's it's actually insane like
Okay, so there's other, which slide is, which slide is, uh, uh, look at the team.
So the one that has SR on the right side, yeah, that's what, wow.
So spoilt ties rating was 1.26.
SR 1.220, 0.98, 0.90, 0.80, 0.80.
Spoilt ties rating was probably when he was on the road, but they don't have
stats going back that far.
Um, but yeah.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
He's, um, look at the consistency, bro.
Like I don't even like do this. I'm not even kidding bro. Like I played tournaments was stopping for since 2022 or 2021
I didn't remember on like console bro
I could count on my hands the amount of times where like he went like
Quadruple negative like it just almost never happens because the amount of mistakes he makes is like so minimal
It's insane. He really does not make major mistakes
And then there's Handy, one of the best players in the world.
Bro, even Handy has had some rough spouts, you know, like 0.9, 1.0, 0.99, 1.01.
Dude, even Handy has had, like, he's had a major.
And that's arguably, like, the best player in the world.
Like, not even like, a bad argument.
Like, you probably think Andy's the best player in the world off that last SI.
Just literally, I mean, it's stopping, bro.
His worst stage ever, his worst rating ever, chat, was the SI 2026 and it was a 1.15 rating
and he was 23 kills positive.
Bro, do you really sound disgusting that is chat?
As a rookie player, his worst ever stage was him being 23 kills positive.
That is fucking disgusting.
Like I want to actually puke looking at that.
Chat, remember the saying, bro.
Men lie, women lie, numbers don't, bro.
He's got some nice fucking statistics.
My God.
I was playing game starters.
I was playing game starters.
I was playing game starters.
I was playing game starters.
I was playing game starters.
Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
All right, chat.
Let's watch split.
Yeah, bro, thanks for finding that fat.
That's actually beautiful to look at dude.
Holy fucking shit.
I got you.
Insane.
And after, like, this is gonna be his best major yet.
Cause they're just gonna fucking win it.
He's gonna be farming.
Bro, and he's priming right now too.
Like really strong and kind of closing out those long angles stopping those windows from all right here
We go just been removed now
Fact what's the breakdown of this BO3 like what does it mean to sport loses? What does it mean to sport wins?
It's what loses he goes down to 2-2. So what like did you do or die do or die when she makes it straight through?
I think I think he wins this
Hell yeah, that'd be that'd be pretty clutch bro. I'm gonna move my cams you can see sports Katie
Yeah, stop it and sport both make main stage today chat that'd be a fucking W watch party man
Just passing perverse bro. I touched on it a couple times not last game
But he had bar in a way that I she'll point versus one of the best teams in Australia
Canadian still 49 maybe the best
They were talking about
Wait drift ball on on what?
No, it's boy is boy and the other team were talking about drip bullen in the chat like drip bullen videos
Oh
Just because the top floor can be quite popular, but also what the fuck is that the Darry's on a holy shit
It actually denies the
It denies the jade the Jadask law and it denies the noob outlaw
Okay, that's like some dogs
What was it called Jack, you know
I went in and doth mulled out all the lasers in, uh, uh, uh, fuck, I forget the movie.
Phantom Man! Phantom Man!
Get the lasers everywhere, that's what I'm out of here.
Yep, tap, yep, the shoes.
Nothing at all, Parker, just small fans.
Oh, your favorite part of the broadcast, really, and I got to yap my heart out.
Well, by the way, Nick is so broken this night because you can go on the repels and run around the building and just
That's where everyone is.
You can snake scan while you're on a repel thing.
Yes, bro.
So look, Serp's going to go on repel.
He looks at everyone in reading.
Then he looks at everyone in talktown.
Yeah, that's meta gaming.
He just gives them a walk.
That is meta gaming.
Maybe he just gives them a free walk like near side, bro.
They should definitely nerf that.
You should have to like, you shouldn't be able to repel.
That's not fair.
The Reaper MK2 up.
Serp gets nobody picked.
Oh, oh!
That's too much.
Kairos, a great entry for rebellion.
Canadian leases his head to the M870.
Down goes Jigsaw, rebellion in full control
with a minute and 40 to go.
OK, that's ours looking good.
Just bopping alone now.
Looking good plus flight.
He will get Rex in to make it just the 1v3,
but still 90 seconds to go in this half.
Fat, what would be your dream, Major, man?
What would be your dream grand finals and dream result, Fat?
Right here?
Yeah, like what would be your dream major?
Like, how would you want it to go?
I would love to see G2 face. I think that would be like, legacy on the line, like world champions versus like, fucking Stompin' Psycho same team.
I mean for YouTube use, like SRG2 would obviously be the best, but like...
Wait for Stompin' Finals would be like, insane. That'd be fucking insane.
Oh no, no, no, I lied to your face. I want Wildcard. I want G2 Wildcard Finals, nevermind.
Nevermind because because while hot and cold he got dropped from M80 and he's subbing it for a while
So I'm really that would be cinema. That's my sub didn't player. Yeah, and that's one of your former players
That's our yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was probably like the way you root for stopping is the way I root for like all my former players
Yep, 100 Sam bro. All right. That's what any good coach would do bro
What's it called my dream finals would be honestly g2 phase because like I would love g2 spoy in finals
Like that would be awesome too.
Don't get me wrong, I would also love that.
But Faze is the best team of all time
and I just love to see Stomping in the finals against him.
Best of five, like I would,
I'd be so immersed the entire time.
There's a wide variety of matches.
Like that'd be incredible.
But he's been playing more difficult.
I want him to beat the best, you know?
Recently here we have on Ace.
And while you're accustomed to seeing
hard preachers be more support ops,
Ace is more of a fragging opt than you think.
So, Spoyd is still in a very strong
You think he'd cry if Stomping won?
I don't know yet, bro.
I probably wouldn't bro. I cried when M80 made finals at Munich like my old team
They made grand finals again, and then I cried when they won. Yeah
I'm a I'm a I'm like a sentimental bitch. So like I probably would bro
If someone I probably cry I'm not gonna lie. I don't know though. We'll see on Sunday chat because he's gonna win
I'll tell you
Look ace for Baker clear
He shot he shot up a little soft wall before putting his a charge so the water couldn't get a good angle on to it
Funny thing is my dream finals is also like what I would bet on like G2 phase is the most likely outcome as well
You know what I mean? Those are the two best teams the third of it in my opinion and maybe Falcons. I could see Falcons in files, too
But I'm putting in G2 phase finals man
pretty bad right now there's like one and two but i think they always do this yeah
then it just comes as class will never rotate
sr bakery control far back into the site so they have virtually never said they've ever
said they can clear them out and then they just need to need to get out of code and then they
go to play looking for a directed on the bakery we so sad at the moment these
Falcons drop Shaco or did Shaco ask to leave? Or will we never know?
Good question, I think we hold on the retaking top
Yeah, this is a flood dude. This is like a ranked team versus a pro team. Yeah.
I think Saiko was technically dropped, but I think he also wanted to change the scenery himself.
At the end of the documentary at SI, Saiko was like they were having a team huddle,
and then Saiko was like saying, what if we're just not meant to win together as a five?
Yeah, they got second place two times right?
Yeah, they got second place four times.
In majors, four times.
They have one S.I. second place and three majors second places.
Jesus Christ, bro.
Yeah, it's BDS too, yeah.
Cafe Bottom Floor Defenses I've ever seen is pretty sad.
That's sad.
around the 90s.
Yeah, this is what happens when ranked players play a protein.
Like these guys are getting finger blasted.
Full clearing top.
Usually, like, I'm slightly exaggerating.
Obviously, not a ranked team, but like, bro.
This is an Australian protein versus like a culmination
of NA and EU pros who have been pros for a while.
Like, if they even come close to winning a map,
I'll be surprised.
Like, it's going to be like 7374.
Bodies, and then we can just push in through the site.
Maybe worth the night.
I start to punish it it tried to retake up above they sent their players you ever do the predictions
Yeah, I did I just predicted g2 they're like when the thing but it was weird though
It was like I can only predict on like the group since shit
Yeah
My prediction are chalks, bro. It's like once the bracket gets locked up one time my one upside
It's like it's over a little bit too much information flowing for the side of SR
Cuz I had SR going against a bunch of hard opponents
Because ending on all my games were going so I didn't even have to make as well
But then like
Yeah, but then but then like two teams win the other way and now they're playing enterprise to make it like in my bracket
They were playing fucking phase and shit
Somebody my chat said this Australian team beat Falcons is that true? Yes. Yes
That's how Falcons literally always are
Falcons even with Shaco, they would always lose to a tactic
What is the A-PAP even mean, what does that mean?
Asia Pacific, so like Korea, Japan, Versailles, it's Korea, Japan, like Vietnam, Thailand,
like that area, and Australia, Australia, New Zealand.
There is a guy in my chat named X Vexery that has counted to 745.
Cause bro, this is bad.
Like this is bad.
Disaster.
Enterprise.
Like this is a good protein versus a bad protein.
How big of a gap is it?
Now chat.
Imagine the gap from a good protein to a top champ.
It's even large in this.
Cause this Australian team would shit on top champs, y'all.
Feels like a different story.
Enterprise have not loaded into this.
Like that should really show you the power
scaling of proteins on this momentum as soon as possible.
Cause he knows what it takes.
He knows what this can turn into.
If they don't check it early just so quickly Shopify rebellion are finding gaps
They're finding ways to move in and it's not like SR are going for these like really complicated full five-man
Sacks that I'm just seeing opportunities and choosing to take those moments when they see them
You saw from surf in that previous round on the snake in particular, right finds an angle just in through the pillar door
It's not being washed as a bit of a gap here on the end. Why do you call PC pros dog shit then?
No, I didn't say that I said of most of the people that are PC pros
are like, okay, it's not that people as a console player who basically played with and against all of the console switchovers who are now pros,
people overestimate how good like the MA pro scene is like this caught like what I'm trying to say and like I'm extreme whatever and I'm exaggerating but what I'm trying to say is people downplay console players and they overplay PC players.
And I said exactly what's going to happen, like all these console switchovers are going to go pro.
Console switchover has been going pro for years, but like I said,
stop it. It's going to dominate pro league. Kason's going to dominate pro league, like,
and it's all just going to happen. It's just people will overestimate how good like PC pros are
when a lot of them like, you know, if they just go to an event, get shit on, fly back home.
Go to an event, get shit on, fly back home. This guy will never be pro. It's like, bro,
What's the difference between the PC player and the console player?
Is it literally just the fact that he's on an expensive setup?
Like, that's what I'm trying to say.
People just overrate pro players so much.
Like, they overrate pro players.
Offensive side.
And they downplay console players.
There was a weakness here on the defense.
They're looking at all the console switchovers, bro.
They're like running shit.
The single best defense team at the major so far,
but whatever caused them to make this call is clearly correct
because Enterprise's defenses have been looking horrible.
Like, think about all the NA pros that have literally just been
flying to events, getting shit on, and flying home for, like,
three years now.
What do you want me to call it?
Two eighths?
Yeah, it'd be fun.
One sixth of the way through?
Sure.
Yeah.
Your turn.
I'm not good enough to go pro, and I don't want to go pro.
I'm content with watching Stompin and watching
Kasin when he goes pro, and then Mingo if he wants to go pro.
I'll watch that, but I'm not as good at those guys, bro.
Those guys are gods.
It's not gonna be a grind for a year, but I'm not gonna do that. No, not for not for siege
I'm saying I think you could hit masters in League of Legends low-key
Boss. No, no, give me like three years. I'm saying you play if you put your mind to it. Okay three years. Yeah
Just proceeded this which is the g2vp game. Yeah. Yeah, I
Like you're the type of person like you put your mind to something and you work really fucking hard for that shit
Yes, that's how I am, but I see this bro. I don't know. I'm addicted to League. It's actually bad
So I don't know I might actually grind lead this whole year chat. I'm not kidding and just see where I end up ranked
What's chat? Where do you guys think I'll be December in league like silver or something?
I'm gonna grind
Minimum soon as well. I think you could do it. I think you could do it is the point
behind this monty like we're somebody in the chat said iron four so in a year I'm
gonna direct all right in a year I'm gonna direct inside of cocktail he's got
the pulse below right no finds Andy that's a good looking again it's another
one from jigsaw they counted up alerts this time
for guys like Brendan and Jigsaw who are able to carry more than their own weight and have consistently done so through this event having them be
No, like I'm not gonna like stream leave fucking 20 hours today. Like I'm gonna stream leave like one or two hours a day
I'm still gonna stream out of shit
Oh
Nice
Oh the need came from above everyone. I know the need came from underneath. What the fuck? Why do you run down?
That's a great gun shackled to gridlock so we don't see it all that often
You have to go for
What he could do from a fraggy potential
Over yeah, they couldn't clear out ready players
That's the metal bar stuff
Gotta go you gotta go you gotta go you gotta go you gotta go can't play it gotta go gotta go gotta go go go go go go
Oh, no!
Yeah, I didn't know.
I have no idea.
Go away!
No!
Good try, Will.
Alright, Dave.
Well, chat, the thing about League and how I know I'm addicted to it is I play League
in the mornings when I'm not even fucking streaming chat.
Like, I play League off-stream, bro.
But yeah, a realistic, attainable goal, bro, is I just stream, like, one game of League
every day, play like, one to two games off-stream and just see where I'm at, and then I'm like,
But yeah, a realistic attainable goal, bro, is not just stream like one game of League every day,
play like one to two games off stream and just see where I'm at in like six months.
It gets so close.
I like, bro, the ranked system is so brutal in League.
It's kind of like addicting, though.
It's like daunting.
That player, not miss that player through the floor.
That's how ranked should be, bro.
Like, ranked 2.0 is just so like Mickey Mouse, bro.
Yeah, I've said this so many times, bro.
But, dude, before ranked 2.0 in the ranked 1.0 era, and yeah,
ranked 1.0 had its own flaws, sure.
There's no sex thing as a perfect rank system.
I don't care like what game it is, but, um, rank 1.0 fat at the end of the season,
there would be like 4,000 Xbox champs, 5,000 PlayStation champs, and then like 3,000 PC champs.
Now in rank fucking 2.0, there's like 80,000 champs.
It's like what, like it just lost all of its meaning.
The reason why the league is so cool is like there are 300 challengers and that's it.
In this region, there are 300 challenges, like the rank carries so much weight.
It's like the statistical, like the statistical value of a challenger is you might never meet a challenger player in your entire life in League of Legends.
Ever. There's like only a couple thousand in the world.
We say this every time.
It's like, oh, damn, you're a grandmaster in chess.
Like the prize is not insane.
And because it means so much, like it also like it translates into like more publicity for the game, you know?
Cause like now you're going to watch someone play cause they're number one challenger and
they have a whole career off that like bro when rank meant something in seed, that's
how a spoi got his career.
He was the first guy to hit number one champ remember?
Yep.
That's what it meant something.
But like now it is like, oh your number one champ are probably a fucking cheater bro or
ego trapper or something like.
And like they almost, if they make champ harder, it doesn't fix it cause all those fraudulent
ass Mickey Mouse champs who had like losing win percentages and just playing every day
and got champ, it's like they still have the champ charms.
They need to make a new fucking rank that's above champ and just have to be the top 1,000 players per per console
They're an enterprise top 1,000 xbox top
Yeah, that'd be so sick
I'm trying to fuck out of the game. I play every day
I want to hit the red any of those things. This is really not great for enterprise grand champion
Yeah, that's a good idea to praise them here, Jesse, but I think you just get rid of the champion right and replace it with something
You got a way hard your mind if your SR could walk down those brown stairs could try to play around the kitchen
How's it open as top 100? It would be just so much. You know, but I guess they can ban it
I don't know the anti-cheats gotten better. They have backs on their full horizontal
All of this they can hit big side. There's a guy Brown's wife. There's an in-freezer big side is free
It's like it's a screen. They can hit. Oh, they're not going to hit
I don't know. I feel like I should have just went there
to pull up those secondary weapons to make some noise.
Oh, I didn't mean to.
See, it's floating in the air.
That's a huge get here.
Oh, you're cut off.
Ambient Surf will join shortly thereafter.
So this mid-round from Enterprise
was mighty good in the previous round.
Those same players that's the best I ever showed here.
I think the SR slowed down too much.
I think the SR slowed too much.
I feel like right there, there's three people on Amp.
And when Andy called it up to his team,
Troy, Canadian, and Splay and them,
they fly front side, because it's like 4v2 front side,
bro.
They're doing that now.
But no legend division, it's just champion, but it's like, if you hit champion in the first month of the season or first half of the season, so first 45 days, then you get to queue like, like, bro, I want a rank, I don't want to queue system.
I think they literally box that idea.
Like I want a rank like make it black and gold and literally call it grand champion and have it be the top
1000 players on PC top 1000 players on Xbox and top 1000 players on PlayStation
That would be so fucking sick like oh my god and add that in with rank 3.0
I would literally do like 10 hour ranked streams
Like I'll be so far around that front door in small big area a couple players
Okay, I don't know if you ever used to watch them
Like there always used to be like one ranked stack that would terrorize like ranked like at 3 a.m. Bro
Like every season like at one point. It was like like the Yeti stack. Yeah
Like I don't know it was like that
I was like there was like bro
Do you remember like Asian and chicks row and like all this red dog gang? Yeah, they would have five zims and just play
Xbox ranked for like 30-hour sessions and no one would ever beat them. They had like 95 win percentages
It was like five cracked out like 16 year old Zim players who just did not get off the game
Turds are right now and his team fighting for their lives on the
Going up against weibo gaming. Yeah, we still got a couple teams from the CNL and APAC from that side of the world
Enterprise here all gamers will be in action later today over on the B-Stream as well
And then you've got weibo gaming playing right now
So this isn't really quite your forte
Not that we want to shove you into the open arms of ace and Dez because they're British and we know as
Canadians we get to joke about the Commonwealth all the time
But if you do want to see what's going on in a Los and webo they are still in action
That has been a very long three map series. I don't know what's going on in map number three
Of course, we don't want to spoil anything
Quadnating the guy in costume because we have our own best
Well, do you want to look in the right play by aggro and that's usually what you do when you're getting in the snake
I think I started to slow down the way
That's huge value from the oryx that's massive logic bombs go off somebody say he's
Bevy of information for rebellion still at their disposal
Yeah, that's pro league shit.
2 kills, they got their backs in the project.
I would have slept on this Australian team.
We got a game on our heads, bro.
Bro, the synchronized impact, like that's fucking pro level.
What a comeback it was for these folks.
Dude, wait, did the audio just die in stream?
Bro, I said claim on your window card and come down.
No, they did the listening to our hot cup.
Alrighty, alrighty, here we go, guys.
We are attacking Shopify's offending.
Listen guys, everyone look at me please alright, let's have a look.
Okay, listen we've got the slow start out of the way, the comms are flying, okay let's just keep it up, okay?
Look how much better what happens when we're talking about what we want to do and we're setting these wind conditions.
I need some more talk guys, okay let's fucking have the back and forth feedback, yeah?
On mining, we need to run for a switch, we're gonna be running the kite and the tub, okay?
We need to care lobby run out these guys on the defense is a super fucking aggressive and running out peeking windows
If we're ready for that, we're getting free picks. Okay on readings. They love to run the pulse to Valkyrie
We might be able to bring an IQ for a vote for the belt if we can afford it. Okay
Pulse below actually tick you might be able to go IQ and kill the pulse from below because he sits in train and fucking on
for money. Yes, he ran through the prep wall. Yeah, he ran through the prep wall and he ran at
bay. The second time they just cleared through with the Ramdoke shield. They basically
obviously they could but they sent stuff like the VIP drop from white and they dropped a shield
with like one guy dropping with him. They were holding the red flank like most of that round
that the dope and no blanks for reading. They sent like we were talking about earlier right
They send the gridlock red a lot of time by himself.
Lion, Heaven, Repel, Stryker, C3, Wendell.
This is when they try to do like the early Nade with the Thatcher will.
So be careful with that.
Grim was basically Skylight there.
After they just try to clear through and finish reading door.
Second time they had a guy sitting mining bout.
Sledge and Habana drop red and walk CS.
Dope was again in the basement and Grim was a snowbath by himself.
So expect a lot of Grim against these guys.
Once again for reading, they cleared through and they try to finish reading door.
Monty snake, right? Yeah
Wait, that's kind of sick he has a log of all of the attacks that they did in all the roles and positions
They played of previous matches of this and that that's actually sick
No, that's what prepping is about like that's what like an events pro like my schedules like
We play our game we win our game and then I prep until like 3 a.m
I sleep for like four hours wake up at 7 a.m
that prep until the game and then we play that game and I fucking do the same thing again because
you don't prep nine maps in that one team every variation they do. Figure out what
strats to do again. So many counter-strats you want to do, what map bands you want to do,
what operator branch you want to do on each map. But how many majors did you coach a team at?
Like in-person lands? One? Yeah. So you, wait, but you coached one major and won it until
Yeah, that is well, I was a guest analyst for another team at SI before that, but I mean coach. No, you know, coach coach
Yeah, I was one. Okay. That's aura, bro. And also the team that you coach was dropped players, right?
Yes, but that's fucking over together before
Like I gotta give you your praise, bro. That is insane dude. That is
That's so impressive. It's not like you got thrown into some stacked fucking team like you got you got players
that were dropped from their teams and you coached one major and won it.
That's actually insane.
That's sick.
Appreciate that.
Yeah.
Bro, in that YouTube video, like blew up your channel, right?
Like I remember you posted about the documentary.
It's such a well made video.
I never watched it before.
I mean, we've discussed that at the G2 VP game.
That video is so sick.
That's right.
If you're thinking that while she is a.
I think it's like, I think you've done a lot for like professional, like R6 fat
because it's never really had like a, I guess, like just streamer who like
constantly streams and makes YouTube videos about it and like you're just so passionate about it you make it like
Like that sometimes what I'm chilling out is throw on your videos, bro. You make it like very exciting, you know
You do a lot
You've heard a K-dral
Yeah, we're getting there take only getting this
Well, the point is I would argue one of the
I had um, and I don't want to like overanalyze viewer
It wasn't even a playoff yet and I had 11k viewer initiative during the stomping game
Insane
I was like, dude, slowly, slowly getting there
Not to deviate from their sub-saggies, maybe expecting an Azami ban and feeling like it's
just gonna be more
Dude, and then you got like, uh, fucking, Kason coming pro soon?
You got Helikopter
Yes, bro
Helikopter coming
Maybe even
I saw you though, like, you made all that, thank you, Dixie
Nah, they made that up.
You generated all the hype for fucking console, dude.
Let's watch out.
They deserve, brother.
Fuckin' Dota, dude.
How much more successful enterprise
could have been if their early roams were supported?
The mid-round is where this team really should have.
Dude, imagine a world-fet where you have a major where,
like, Mingo's on a team, Kason's on a team,
Stavos on a team, Sinema.
Holy shit, you just sweat so many games.
Watch this Shopify rebellion, team.
Excel, but it hasn't been that bad.
Yeah, that'd be fucking sick.
Kason's next jack.
I mean we've had raid bullies in Hayden versus Thumb and Brubba, they failed to call off-liberate, fucking bum fruit.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I would love to watch raid versus Thumb and Brubba, not gonna lie.
Raid was like the last person that came up from the console scene. Raid came up when like the console turn was kinda died because everybody went to the console.
You always will be on this bomb site, but
It's gonna be difficult to swarm into the site like you weren't in like
Rebellion playing for first floor when gone it's not that I'll bring it
I get a hunt them down. They didn't actually do it. Oh, that's a big big and then they fall off too
It's all off. I think they're falling. I've got they're all dropping now. She'll be dropping
Where people top still losing that line will be tough
Angle and you die to SMG-12.
Mee-ho! Mee-ho!
I'm getting Glybo slash backshot.
SMG-12 bites theirs.
Alright, SR wins the first on the flip.
on the board so they will know where he's coming from killing rexon over by white gives them even
more information and now in this corridor fighting the unbeatable crossbar to keep enterprise in this
this is one of those crossbars we're like for this oh steam good kind of
they can shoot with that very first attack nitro cell goes out rebellion will regain the lead
enterprise will need to wait a little bit longer to lead on their own map dude okay nice little
SR might have like my favorite jerseys, bro.
Their jerseys are so nice, like the little splattered paint thing, like actually so nice.
For Enterprise so far, he was at 30 before this series, and it really is kind of an aggressive defense coming through.
Does Swayte have a squeeze sack? You mean one of those like stress things? I don't think so.
Wait, actually kind of did look like it. I don't know. I don't know.
Can quarter come back from Enterprise. They just got three rounds straight in a row.
You have your two minutes time.
Oh, it's a handle.
Oh, my God, I'm overhandled.
Good job, if not.
It has nice bicep. Yeah, what is uh
Probably one of the best-looking professional gamers for I'm not gonna lie like sport is a handsome dude, bro
What is very handsome?
Showcase some aggression over here, but then the actual swinging frag comes up over there
It's gonna be really very handsome. I get a handle on this defense. We might struggle in this second half
Jeff, how is that ladies? I'm telling him handsome
Not everything is delayed y'all different salad
Jenny splits my age!
Different set of eyes governing them.
Wait, yeah, I think he splits.
I think he splits one gear younger than me now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Before right now, he's been more active on this app in his engagements.
He didn't play Shields through the all-
Yeah, let's see his age. Let's see his age. Let's see his age, yo.
He's always going to be playing operators that allow him to get into engagements maybe a bit more.
Whether it be a Valkyrie on a map like he would play on Nighthaven Labs.
I'm on, bro. What? I'm old as shit!
His most signature I'm two years older than slay will be funneling people into the arms. I'm fucking old
Guns are gunning right now. Spoiler positive surf positive rex and positive some of that does need to be getting credit
Yeah, he loves search posh up biceps. I've heard about this guy. This is the CS guy, right? And everybody says it's a fucking job
Holy shit, bro, you're telling me this guy's up pro
Oh my...
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Okay, this is fucking aura dude
Have to go down
Two ones looking for another and he'll get it
As enterprise will find yet another kill. I believe technically Bapin got that very first pick if Demory serves correctly
And with you losing Canadian there's a difference again between active and passive gadgetry if you're pulls
Brutally framed out.
That's really the name of the game.
Play a safe position, usually isolated,
or protected by Realtor.
Yeah, that guy's a chack, but.
Maybe other gadgetry.
If you're running a Valkyrie, you can keep those black eyes.
Well, sorry, Jigsaw.
I'm getting flooded with something.
I'm fucking literally like, you're good, brother.
If a runner takes care of Brendo, does he get back in alive?
I'll give him that.
So Andy will live to see another day,
and there goes two on the spuit.
A round that looked like it might have been out of reach
is suddenly very competitive here for both of you.
Actually, I'm kind of a game now.
I
This is not out of the woods just yet for SR. They've got surf alone top floor
They don't know his position, but they're clearing these angles one at a time and ambi
Underfire what a name what a name has to drop off that need
Wow, what a name
The name and the hold on the top that is professional level coordination, bro
That is pro league coordination to this round as well
Well, Jesse, it's pushed Ambien to an unwinnable position
as now his cross is being held by Jigsaw.
Bro, Nades to force the drop and his teammates holding the drop.
It's yet to lead here on their own map,
but they put themselves in a position
where one more successful round, and the lead is there
as they've tied things up.
Yeah, EP is simplifying, I think, a little bit there.
Check out Loba.
Right, they're not getting it.
All right, Chad, we're going to try to find the most Chad
professional player.
Loba, how do you spell it?
Chad, you spell it?
No, no, no.
What the fuck?
What the actual fuck, bro?
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Yo.
Yo, is this guy on like arms or something?
Like holy shit bro, is this guy on like what?
Has to be bro, like look at his arms dude, like that's Royce.
Jesus bro, Jesus.
All right, Jack 4-4
They knew where the last couple EP players were but they were just at really dirty burpees
So even when they're losing rebellion still have a good idea of where Enterprise are
One or two more players on rebellion are still alive
Maybe that Intel nets a positive kill and suddenly you're in a better spot
But that wasn't the case really tight mid-round from Enterprise
They win off of it. Canadian tried to hide this clash down inside of kitchen
But whether it was successful or not there have been loads of clash counters brought in this lineup for enterprise
You know mad you've got the capits out and you've got really good burp play up above which can make things really awkward for the
Clash ideally if you're playing clash on this site
You want like a horizontal shield push to come in from the attackers and that is not what's being brought by enterprise
Taking this top floor should be relatively free. There's nobody roaming on the side of SR
They could go for a late flight dude. Ram is such a like just broken operator like
Ver broken ass R4C with an ACOG flashbangs
You can literally deny all audio within like 40 miles like she just so fucking good the hatchet
You can also do quick plays where you like ram windows ram barricades like just such a good operator
10 out of 10 goes down and he dies before getting the freezer hatch that could be a disaster
There are valve cams which can guys I think what's like
Explain the IQ. I don't know how tall sport is. I think it's like my high chat. I met him. I met point sports like 510
He's like literally my height maybe five nine. He might be a little shorter
That's you don't necessarily want to put yourself in a position where you get picked off early enterprise though
Have been able to scrounge out a couple victories even though they've lost that first player again
Crediting this mid-round for the team. She's to operator cheer list. I'll do a operator cheer list in the new season
I got you after the updates and rewards and bullshit team
And I mean you said it last time an Osteen played on main stage six years ago. Who was on that team Jesse?
And what is he now coach me pee and he knows he's very prepared
We've learned an awful lot about the prep work from this team in these midpoint time
That's always changed bro, but I think snakeshad is like the best off in the game right now
So play snake and thorn thorn got a huge box so good
Don't want to get over eager with this. They still need to get that. I like
Maus, you know, Maus is my favorite because I like, I like Intel a lot, like stealing drugs.
I'm a priest.
Nambi is under fire, Nades going off in front of him.
Good C4! Wow!
F***ing dodged it!
I'm thinking his direction and he's exchanged.
There's 5v5, 20 seconds fat.
Oh, Nitro Cell will go shut down by time. Cairo getting the defuse kicked down.
Nope, Canadian to the rest.
That's Leonard.
Troy, old man, 29 year old.
Dog doesn't need to be taught in.
29 year old old man stopped the play with Clash.
A multiplayer stack up over towards.
Troy, why are you leading the home way?
Troy, what the fuck?
Damn, this guy.
Oh my god, beautiful ride, Troy.
They're on the side of this part of the map,
but there's no time.
Miho, Miho.
Wow.
No time.
Yet again for this lead, they are tighter
trailed as rebellion continued to win these scrappy affairs.
They say a shield is Canadian's best friend,
but he just abandoned it in that round Parker.
Yeah, Canadian, Canadian does love his fucking shields, bro.
He's always on the shield.
See, but that's what chat,
that's called adapting to the game.
Think about it like this.
When LeBron was young chat,
LeBron was running up and down the court,
blocking everything, dunking on people.
The reason why LeBron was such a timeless player in the NBA
is because he adapted his game the older he got.
He started passing the ball way more.
His assist per game went up,
Points per game went down, but he just became more of a playmaker all around instead of just being like an athletic freakazoid
Canadian older he gets now he shifts out to shield throughout the display shield
He's not gonna run around with a gun if he's fucking 40
Not that Canadians 40, but do Canadians one yes, the majors to back it up, bro
He's one in like multiple eras play the plant goes down five. Yeah, like the older LeBron dot
Points per game went down assist per game went up rebounding went up like just became more of a team player
And that's why LeBron has had the career he's had.
I have good friends with Troy, but I am happy to call us bait-a-spade.
He is very critical of my casting.
He had some choice words for some things I've said about job fire going in the past.
That's just the way it goes.
But Chad, LeBron when he was on the heat, LeBron when he was on the heat, oh my fucking
god.
Brother, brother, he was an athletic freak-a-zoid.
I remember LeBron just barreling down the lane, D-Wade, Chris Bosch, that team was disgusting.
getting those kills it's abundantly clear that spoid has picked up some of the
loss of dirt yeah Dirk's fucking go to do idiot now has four
frags Ray Allen the quarter I forgot about Ray Allen because bro Jack's
over the playoff game where it might even the finals game where Ray Allen
saved LeBron LeBron missed like a game winner they got the rebound and kicked
it out to Adam now everybody's having a pretty decent game at the moment
I got to Allen
Bro basketball is so washed. I swear to God basketball is just not the same
Basketball is in a horrible state there
the fucking
The one of the best players in the league hates basketball Brown
I'm a Rudy band out by enterprise
Basketball so fucking washed, dude
I grew up like in my childhood was the best era for basketball ever
Miami Heat
fucking San Antonio Spurs legacy dynasty. I was really young for like the south fix
But he era fucking Mavericks era
Spurs era into the Golden State Warriors super team in the cabs
Super team and I mean you were a little surprised that we didn't see the Azami band and yet SR has not played the Azami once
So I'm the 90s are about to be 2016
Yeah, bro, like we're gonna be talking about 2016 like some umps. Yeah, if y'all were around of that era like because that's how life goes, bro
when we have kids and shit bro we're gonna be like you didn't say the 2016
Warriors right hands for that kind of mechanical play yeah just not the same
bro every round attack and I think the numbers before it's just not the same
our door is gonna make things very safe the skylight which is one thing but
sports still goes down no DMR to hold things down and said Rexons will have
to sing two frags in this round as the teammates start to fall around and that
Yeah, what it man advantage sR rexing right now in freezer man chill. What are you doing here?
He's playing the Zerdo canisters. This guy's cold all across the board
Look at the clothes on in but rexing is just just rexing triple kill target. Maybe a
get to cast an ace
But he also
I mean they have a drone for pulses rotate down, but they
Jesse would you say
This point I like Jesse has a capsule Jesse such a good
I actually love this casting.
Intero is great and Jesse, Jesse has so much ball knowledge.
My favorite are our Desi-nace. I love Desi-nace.
Desi-nace is amazing too, yeah.
Desi's English, I think.
Yes, yes, but I mean you're at the disadvantage at that point in time.
Great round for the Rebellion one away from sniping Enterprise's map.
And it again comes back off those really important kills from Rex in Richie, Core, and Auto.
Genuinely one of the most consistent players that I've been able to cast over the last five years about her when I come back
Hopefully it's like a SR 5v3 if you include that
And you go back through his stats he's almost never gone negative
I'm here on SR
He's not always the flashiest guy in the game right when sports hitting multi kills when ambi's hitting multi kills when surfs getting crazy
Clutches Rex it often isn't talked about but he is so consistent for the last few years on this team
that it's no wonder how he's kept his spot and how he's been able to make such big moments happen with shopfire
Bellion throughout some big games in the past. That's probably his best round of the tournament so far
He sits 12 and 7 the kill leader inside this lobby
Again, I gotta go back to surf as well. His rap spot so important that last round to give themselves a win
Callie boys, man
California dreamin here not too far removed from solid city another good, California hot and cold will be playing later today
day over on the B stream we do have a result between Lois and Wabo but we
will not spoil it the next matchup is set to begin I'm just a matter of
moments it might even be ongoing but we are despite surprising people we're not
actively watching the other stream while casting mystery I'm not that a walking
one round jinxing stream no we need some casters might be right now one round
I'm getting bombed a lot of AIDS rebellion or enterprise look like they might go for a bomb out on cocktail
My big room solo there. I can't wait until you've lost at home
And that is what is scaring down enterprise at this moment staring down the barrel of defeat and then rebellion get to go over to
That night even labs and will be in really good shape to close this out in a castle shop
Shotgun this is a couple gets made it out. You know we play close. Oh wait miss because I'll play here big blunder
This is just to play on the other name finally breaks it
To miss nades
That's a lot of time fucking wasted a lot of time wasted right now from the block beer to search just sitting happy
Bro, search is sitting happy and comfortable so strong just inside of the bar now
It's they've been really doing their best to enterprise just burning burning burning away all their fucking time
I came back to a 5v5 and a hard cop.
They miss tune, whoa.
I'm sorry, but I love coming back.
I love skipping through the fucking like the appetizers getting right to the meal and these are six rounds.
I love coming back and it's just right in the agile.
I know you'll look good this round because they missed two nades out of this castle.
Now, Terps are sitting here pretty with points.
Look at those triple crossfires.
Miller, Doror, Shikor's spot and your shop.
That might be map one.
That's not one I'm pretty sure they missed two nades like now you missed a kid. You're scared, right?
Yes, I think he's going to be able to drop down. I think-
Oh Rex is not giving you! Get up!
But trading's fine when you're up to.
Eliminating Rex is totally fine.
Now if all is out, Rex dares, they all fall back.
Reading down, they're going to play mores on the later.
Excellent position to close out Enterprises map.
All the pressure on Baphen and Kyra-
Uh, there's a guy named Craig in the chat who's literally just typing a shrimp emo
as soon as my bulge was on camera.
Yo, Craig, why aren't you looking?
No, hey, Craig, why the fuck are you looking?
Get care of the castle barricade, it did not work, those nades give it, and they take
it away, Jesse, you need to bring some other type of direct destruction.
Maybe on map number two, because that's where we're heading, Enterprise, just as bad as
he says.
Nice!
There we go, baby!
Hey, map one for spoi. Bro, this is a successful walk party, fat.
This is going really well. Stop it, made it. Spoi's making it. It's looking good.
On main stage for the first time ever.
Yeah, alright. I'll be back. I'm gonna have to do a little bit.
Me too. Dude. Yo.
Uh, Craig. Hey, Craig. Bro, spamming the shrimp emoji is not...
Craig, it's not funny, it's not fucking creative.
Yo, Craig, go fuck yourself, dude.
This guy sitting here spamming the shrimp emoji.
Like it.
Bruh, I don't have a shrimp, dick!
Dude, after this game, when Point 2 Oats chat, me and Dantez are going to be 2v2ing every
rank in Rainbow Six Siege on PC.
chat how far do y'all think we can go how far do y'all think we can go
Dantez has never played siege he played one time I think why are people typing
the Darth Maul this doesn't apply to anything that we're saying chat it's
called engaging in fucking dialogue guys engage in dialogue bro
bro the Darth Maul doesn't apply to any of the sentences that have transpired it
It doesn't apply to anything.
The Darth Vader question mark.
Nope, still doesn't apply.
Still doesn't fucking reply, y'all.
Still does not apply.
Chats, your chats.
Boy's playing so good at this major chat.
I'm proud of this point, bro.
This boy's playing good.
Shady, think of it as your one, baby.
Shady.
How about sneakers?
You're not getting past plastic.
Okay, Chad, here's my prediction.
Gontez said, and I quote, he's horrible at every game,
and the only reason why he's decent at League of Legends
is because he dedicated two PhDs of lifetime of time
into League.
So I think we are going to get to Platte and then Muldus.
Maybe Muldus.
No, I think M.R.O.V. and Muldus.
But I don't know.
I really don't know.
I'm gonna say M.R.O.V. now.
It will be funny as fuck though.
Why is this fucker talking?
Okay?
Uh, yeah bro, let me shut it off the camera and the mic.
I'm streaming, dipshit!
Why is this fucker talking?
That's your first ever message.
Ever.
Hey Gary, been watching the streams for years.
If you don't notice me, you're ch-
Hi guys!
Hi guys!
Stop.
Hi guys.
High five.
Don't listen to him, high five.
He's a fucking troll.
He wants the camera turned off because it's a fucking troll,
bro.
Who is the chud bottom left?
I don't know, bro.
It might say it in the fucking title of the fucking stream.
It might say it in the fucking title of the fucking stream,
bro.
Who is the chud bottom left?
It's not even created.
Thanks for understanding, all right.
Why does it talk, drops on, nice hairline loser, sucky sucky 20 booty, what?
Can this guy please stop streaming?
Yo bro, you can leave, like, bro, there is a leave button, you can click X on the tab,
right here, that's all you gotta do, just click it.
Can this guy stop streaming what bro just click the X
Just click the fucking X bro
Yo, not gonna lie. Yo, Jim see not gonna lie. Fuck you
Bro, this is a emote, bro
Gucci you made this a emo Gucci's actually locked on the emotes, bro
We're gonna have an emote for everything in this chat. That's right
Bro, this bro. Oh my god, bro. After the red dead playthrough, we need to play through GTA five story mode. I have to I keep slacking and not doing that, bro. I do maybe after the Minecraft marathon with Ron. Honestly, we got to do it.
Chat. Okay, but chat. Will any story game ever top red dead redemption to you and be honest.
be honest, will any story game ever top that? I don't know. I don't know if any, I don't know if
any story game could top it. Bro, I kind of want to re-watch some Red Dead scenes right now.
I don't even demand my sister.
I got Dave Bay again. Contracted it. Beating the man to death. I hate over a couple of bucks.
Chad, what Red Dead seems to be watching? Maybe when he talks to the sister. That's like that. At this point in Red Dead was when I was when I started like after he talked to the sister, I think I didn't talk for like four hours, for like three hours.
Well, you're not a good man, Arthur, but you're not all bad, either.
Everything will be...
Your journey, your path will be just fine.
What am I gonna do now?
Be grateful that for the first time, you see your life clear.
I guess I'm...
I'm afraid.
There is nothing to be afraid of, Mr. Warner.
Take a gamble that life exists, and do well, haven't you?
You're a good man.
You're a good man, Arthur Morgan. You're a good man.
You're a good man. You're just like a man you want to be for the time you have left.
Oh Arthur, there's a good man within you. Arthur, but she's wrestling with a giant.
Face me to the west so I can watch the city sun. Remember all the time we had been together.
Yeah, I don't know if any story game could top that.
That was the only story game I ever played.
I just don't know if anything can beat this game.
I don't know, bro.
I really don't know, Chad.
I'm crying.
You should be, bro.
Like, that means you got a good heart, dude.
I mean, this is like this game changed.
Like this game will change your life, dude.
Bro, like, look at all the edits, man.
I wish I wasn't that.
I wish I wasn't gay.
I wish I wasn't black.
Wait, what? What is this?
I wish that I was brave.
I wish I wish I wish with every candle on the cake that I could quit doing this drugs, but I can't. I'm afraid.
There is nothing to be afraid of, Mr. Morgan.
Bro, we can't change what's done.
Only move on.
I see the morrows and see them clearly, sir.
Your journey, your path, will be just fine.
Even when all reason is lost, and all truth has become lie, you will stand firm, for loyalty is both your saving and your curse.
Take a gamble that love exists, and do we love in that?
Face me to the west so I can watch the sun. Remember all the fine times we had that way.
Yeah, maybe the greatest video game I've ever created, dude.
Maybe the greatest fucking video game I've ever created, bro.
What? Low honor? This is a low honor run?
You killed my husband? You evil bastard!
I killed your husband in this town?
Kind of sad. He probably had a car.
Oh God!
I'm a liar!
I'm a liar!
Dude, who played Red Dead like low honor?
Who played red dad like low honor dude?
What oh
My god, okay, we're in mouth, too
So hopefully did yeah, I gotta do gta chat. I just I don't know
I don't know if it can if any game could affect me the same way that red dad redemption to affected me
But I'm sure gta story mode is fucking amazing
She's an edge favoring the North American team
I'm sure it is they will ban electricity off the wall of course as we expect as we come to expect
I heard it is a very hard bridge focus.
All right, let's go.
Map two.
If Spoit wins this chat, we got Spoit going to Map two.
Or not Spoit going to Map two, sorry.
If Spoit wins Map two, we got Spoit going to main stage
and Staple going to main stage today.
Successful day.
We're on lab two.
Haven't seen a labs game in this major yet.
Game will be.
Yep.
I have three legs that hit.
And I got two.
Whoa, bro, bro, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I had I had been over he hit I had I don't even know his name some random he
pushed something that had another random over he hit and I just in JR with their
own and baby shark to go over where they go over oh my god you're betting on
fucking you sports bro you're so like on table tennis JX you gotta try this
actually makes the game is more fun bro I'm not betting on this I would like a
little hunt like go to main stage there very strong operator here mirrors
Yeah, I hope so, I went to, it's like,
there are lots of, but I want to make some money while I'm at it.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but bro, you're not like,
as we said, it's not possible to make money betting on sports or betting on eSports.
Do you want to know why?
Why?
Because 99.999% of betting apps take a cut of your winnings, but when you lose,
they take all of your losses.
So you're in a race against math, and you can't outrun math.
It's not possible to make money out of it.
I know siege, I know siege.
See, that's the delusion.
I know sports, I know sports, and you don't know math, bro.
You don't know math.
I played this game for a living.
I literally know siege.
So Mingo, you're a vaping, drinking, gambling, uh, uh.
I'm sick of seeing yesterday, bro.
I don't drink that much.
Bet, there was another one.
You'll be the first.
I don't drink that much, and I don't drink.
I think that's it for now, I think that's it for now.
Miho, Miho.
Mingo, you may as well throw in something else.
The sight window, but it-
Wow, Mingo, throw in Goonig.
Yes!
Just have every bite, dude.
You'll get to see Twitch drone kills, I'm sorry.
I just, I remember back in the day when they used to do 10 damage.
Well, you think they're gonna go over-fight?
Yes or no?
Prefaze?
Yeah.
Oh, I just-
Probably it was not a good idea.
Okay, sure, but like, probably it was not a good idea.
Okay, what are the lines?
What are the lines?
It's Baby Shark 14.5 and NJR 14.5.
In the series?
In a VO3?
in two maps in two maps the person will join jigsaw first two maps that's
down goes canadian to like yourself it's not like impossible so
left alongside yes especially now the two on it maybe
maybe shorter oh jesus like that and they are i think it's more consistent
yeah let's go die hard a very fast way so good this major
seriously shut the f***ing uh not even broke f***ing
easy asgore at all here on map two no it's been technically
this is literally a rebellion favorite map we've thrown frag credited to him
Double wallpile, man, you guys got to keep Canadian's job once again.
Play inside, we start playing.
Run bit of a muck.
So we've got to be a pure raw swing every day, sir.
No back and forth, we'll have to play the post-plant.
Very good coordination to cover that angle, and I mean,
Bapham picked up a long kill.
I would say there's a 0.0001% chance of him winning this round
in this exact situation.
But very few actual players have this round.
99.999% of the time he's in this system.
He's got one to his name.
It's literally up and what a hole.
There's action aplenty to happen friend your prize. It's only hope of winning is the worst down in our six
They just won for no reason but yeah pound batters. He's got the timer working again. There's a wing. There's just no time
Without that said
She does a little bit of damage
Yo, what's up
I need to on to get seven kills this map
I'm down here, but of course serve able to just walk his way in through lounge got
Come on to that the second of the round wait you bet on
Yeah, but I bet SR's to win
What was that? What was that line?
To win the series of the map making sure this is minus two fifty
Like you know
You just got a win the series
So it will be slightly denied I guess I don't mind that bet for you. Yeah, that's actually a good line because like
We'll count it of course for the hardcore stat believers, but yeah
You know it would be crazy one day if a OCE team won a r6 major
I just could never see it happening, bro. That is cannot see that happening. It's not it's easy
players
Bro fact by the way, did you hear about this R6 World Cup thing they're doing this year?
Oh, yeah, the eSports Nation Cup. Yeah, I'm so fucking excited for that like bro
Actually, they should have did that like years ago like I'm talking like three years ago. I told them to do that
The Saudi Arabian oil might be in the market, so we'll do it.
No, we did that on console, we banged every time.
Like, they should do it on PC with a taxable price to pay for it.
What are you saying?
Like, when people were not even there, like, with a hundred forty, it's pretty big for them.
Exactly.
Now they can actually do it with my hair.
Yes.
Well, I want to know how you feel about, like, the coaches not being from the country.
Something's like it, but...
How do you feel about that?
Because I know someone pulled me, like, in football or soccer, like, that's normal.
Yeah, I don't mind it.
I think it's normal.
I think it's normal.
I don't mind it.
Twitter about this bottom floor site,
I don't grant the former analysts,
has talked a lot about its win rate.
Now it's not really finding much success these days.
Jigsaw finding some of his first kill of the map,
we'll find Rex.
I was doing the cargo stairs layer,
double report, there's Wolves.
That's a big pick to come in.
I'm pretty sure they're double report,
Fraser Wolves as well.
Wait, no, Bappets in cage, they're coming out.
You can be following up though.
Now there's some comm, is that?
Lotta dope, lotta room.
Shelly came in through that same rotation.
The bottom floor boss at Shelly was really popular
for quite some time.
Now you see teams avoid it like the play one meal rex and dad
I think drip bullet pissed him the fuck off boy
This event but it is we're noting. It's white stop and finals question mark
Holy shit, I'm a spoiler like mechanical. He's like just a bunch of your guys that's just that's just that's mechanics
It's yeah, there were some things I could say but I'm not gonna say them because I don't want to see offensive
They're insane
And I got spoiled good name moving off the need as well. That's what you move off the fucking knees. Oh my goodness
He could have got jigsaw there. We're one done
Yeah
I knew the ambi over was free bro. Yo, you're actually disgusting. Yeah, bro enough with the fucking parlays
How many times we talked about that Intel operation bro. Don't be snake
Bro, but okay, here's the thing, betting over in a really good team versus a really bad team is not a great idea, because it's probably just going to be a blowout.
Like, it's fine, it's not going to be, there's not going to be a lot of rounds.
For an over, you want a close game, you know what I mean?
I'm not going to be surprised if it's bad though.
It's just because of how good the first fight was up on the boards, that cafeteria side.
They beat Niki yesterday, they beat Falcons.
No, I know, I know.
So sharp on the defense that's Falcons is like the kings of trolling against bad teams and they just yeah
they are
Our team look on day one of like groups for Swiss
It should be enterprise running up the score and yet they have looked listless
I will say just from the
Do look better and more comfortable here
something like that but here you cannot let things get too far ahead of you on
cafe you let SR run up the floor really the first half before falling apart
here it's completely different SR is gonna be going on to their preferred
side so it is a bit of a party flying bro get a couple rounds here and
I
I'm just going to get into it.
Mingo, this is how your TCSG sounds.
That's how it sounds.
Like, I don't know.
It's chalable, but it's almost unchalable.
When you're on a pixel, I would say it's borderline on town.
When you killed that guy off the drone hole, I was like,
First point, we turned into a T2 team the other day.
Killed another guy through the exact drone hole.
I wasn't recording, though.
I wasn't recording.
I've actually died to that drone hole.
Oh my god, Rex and Dad do a storm.
That was a good doorcaps, I'm not gonna lie.
Nice one!
Ah, boss!
He got a lot of blockers on the thing.
He almost got out.
Start crackin' in.
What is the reaction time?
Oh!
Get Jigsaw out of the lobby.
What was that?
I mean, that was over peed.
How the fuck did Choy got it?
Did they power him?
They powered him.
They powered him.
One, two, on.
At least it worked on him.
Jigsaw just saw somebody on his screen and then leaned and then died.
I
if I stack her. I'm telling a surprise that like,
if I didn't push rotate, we would never be doing that.
Oh, that is a zombie skin. It's clean on that gun.
So, is EPs only win Falcons so far? Oh, no, they beat...
Hold on. Bro, so this team could qualify to fucking win this.
Yeah, I think it's. Enterprise
of the NIP and Falcons.
Average Canadian Katie. Yo,
bro. Canadian has like like
three majors, four majors,
Cairo with the shock. What?
Alright. 70. He was just
trying to make his way into
the electrical. That's where
Cairo was. How many majors
has Canadian one?
Oh, he has two SIs?
Yeah, he bought the 2017 SI, like the first ever SI.
It had six teams total.
Enterprise, alive in this series, they get the first.
And the game was dead.
Can't call it a tertiary site.
That's what they had console-friendly, bro.
That's what they had Xbox-friendly.
Right, after the very first time they go to it.
That wasn't even, dude, that's what they did to go up.
The year seed was the most dead, was 2021 and 2022.
Those were the years where SEED was in a horrible state.
As I've played in four.
The only thing, like dude, the console scene
was literally just ZEMs, but it was peak.
Like, FACEIT was peak.
FACEIT was like the best thing about that era.
Oh, SEED's the content was so cool.
Oh, y'all, y'all, console FACEIT?
Yeah, oh yeah, bro.
Oh, shit.
Console FACEIT carried the game.
I'm not gonna lie.
We ran that shit.
Oh, cool, I didn't even know that.
Yeah, even kids like Luan didn't think it was good.
Ah, well.
FACEIT was like 90% ZEM fat.
maybe maybe more.
I like that.
Like the top eight teams, I would say like 85 to 90%
of the players.
That was just the game.
That's what Siege was.
Yeah.
I mean, Jinxie, we caught a ranch hit that I didn't know.
Yeah, we got a couple wins, bro.
Most teams are going to want to go for a top.
Yeah, who had the most wins?
Was it Abdull or something?
Probably like the slider of the board.
I mean, he just played with Stompin, bro.
That's just not fair.
Yeah.
The series, rebellion had been terrific at trying to switch
blood.
Interprize only been able to be first place.
Prime of the console turnies was the first ever like roller sundaes in 2023. Those were so good
So good that was the 1.5 meta 1.5 became a thing
Now the point 5 has been gone for a while like shield, but really good. Do you miss the 1.5?
Yeah, I kind of miss it brown. I think the game was better than
Yeah
Shit, Ambi's just inside.
What the fuck?
Ambi's literally inside.
This is crazy, actually.
What the fuck?
It's easy for you to be able to jostle that around.
You just flagged his name.
You pulled up his snake phone in the middle of sight?
Yeah.
Ambi saw on his radar that there was another really close by.
I've never seen that.
What?
Oh!
Who the fuck are Canadian Canadians?
Canadian Canadians!
What the fuck?
Oh no.
Yeah, like, that shit stopped flying and rolled us someday.
What was that?
Enterprise?
That is actually what the fuck was that no, no
Like a monthly game
me oh
That was the worst thing I've seen all that
back turned to a go
Okay, I'm starting to get even tougher for enterprise all of this utility by rebellion has
Max the stomping
Yeah, no, I don't know shit. No enterprise hard to tell what their utility is doing right now because Shopify
R4C risk the of our clothes range. That's what happens back to a 3v3 we go but dying moments of the round
Nessology in front of our
Wow
Is that who you bet it on do to up? Yes, bro. That's who I bet on
Bros rooting against that banana
Bro, no, I'm not gonna lie. They actually would have had the site if Troy did it with an entire back on that guy
Yeah, I would have been alive or chat. What do you mean? Ron is calling you Ron is calling you Ron did call Ron
All right, bro. Here we go
Why? All right, let me call him. Let me call him. Let me call him. Let me call him. FaceTime.
I have a feeling my number is going to get leaked in a second.
Ron, what's up, bro?
Who is that, bro? Is that Laze?
Thank you, bro. I appreciate it.
Yo, I just want to ask a quick question. I want to bother you.
Bro, you're coming to tarpon springs, right?
Yeah, it's happening. Springs. Is that dangerous or no?
Like, like, if we die like two days in a row, and like, I'm like, okay, maybe I'm a little hungry.
We want to go out and get food. Like, are we going to get killed in tarpon springs?
There is a legitimate chance you don't even make it to my house.
But you just got to be safe.
springs, there is a legitimate chance you don't even make it to my house, but you just
got to be safe, bro. Bulletproof vest will mark your car, get you some security. Bro,
that shit is-
Wait, should we order like a bulletproof vest and shit like before streaming?
Yeah, like you, like bro, it's garbage friends. Yes. Bro, and what's your McCall
bit? Wait, what day are you coming here? May 29th?
Yeah, I've been coming the night before.
Wait, what are you asking?
Well, we'll have sex or something that I've before.
What?
I'm sorry.
But bro, Ron, dude, I'm gonna get you
a whole ass set up in my room, bro.
Is this a thing?
Who is yelling?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
I'm sorry, what happened?
Ron, I'm gonna get you a whole ass set up in my room, bro.
Like, we're gonna beat Minecraft.
Yeah, I know, we're gonna be miners that day.
But we need both of the proof vests.
Okay, we'll get both approved fast in Tarpon Springs, bro.
Hi, bro, I'm a excuse to you.
All right, bro, I'll see you in the Tarp, bro.
That's my biggest space-time call I've ever seen.
Chat, yes, bro, me and Ron, Minecraft Marathon,
May 29th, dude, May 29th, May 29th, bro.
It's not gonna be a two-month stream, chat.
It's not gonna be a two-month stream, bro.
through their first pick but here's to honor the rescue brando bap and all of
these guys so good we're gonna get it done in like three days
realistically we're gamers bro has been the difference maker walking and getting
the kill but then immediately gets shut down that gives enterprise an opening as
two on is on a heater finding his second one actually going on lose some of the
potential finish off by sir sir don't die sir sir sir
sir enterprise here do you guys know that song
You have a lollipop?
I thought it was my yellow toy.
I don't know. I was just gasping lollipops.
Yeah, but still the...
Yeah, I guess not.
I think this is a game of no need to...
No more X3 here.
40 seconds? When did they have that?
Exo with
Go-yos on the default plan with time on their hands 35 seconds and a free smoke
No, go you just look wow
She's not worried about a nitrous cell being tossed out a lot of teams bomb down bomb down
Nice coverage by
Wow
Okay, is Canadian like a liability on the steam
bro
In a in a scenario like that
Well, I don't know what happened in Troy, bro. He gets to the point bro. It's like how much can you really idea?
Yeah, like they say that but they listen bro. Oh, yeah, that's what the narrative around Canadian for the past like four years
is like, would you have a guy that like make sure to cut every event if you know he's getting native every single time?
But like at least before the thing about about this year is like at least before he would actually hit some crazy shots and like cuts rounds
I got it. I don't know
Bro, yeah, he's still does he whipped on a guy with his back turned to him though. Like this is professional rainbow succeeds though
frankly not position you I don't know like it like dude sometimes bro fat
sometimes dude like don't get you wrong I I'm a Canadian fan I'd love the way
he plays the game he is a legend in the R16 but a bro sometimes bro you just got
to go to the light you got to go to the light it's a brilliant fish like I don't
know bro I've not like I don't know what I'm seeing too hard because I like
Canadian is one of the greatest R6 players of all time but me hope yeah
Every every dog's got its day
Like his aim reminds me of me bro like this shit is I don't know what I'm watching
But then it does balance out because you have ambi who's like literally on crack and spoil is on crack
So I don't know they got shooters crazy not to that leaves it all in the support and those auxiliary players
But I'll never not say that Canadian isn't in like my all-time like top five Hall of Fame for our six like just a goat
But you know like everybody's got to retire eventually to one answer this game is the only player
We'll see though. I might be wrong. He might just go off and I'm just an idiot
But I don't know that's a thing bro like randomly out of nowhere
Can anyone have like a really great match this game really important day that of course in this game
Well, I don't know. I don't know if it's enough but yeah, they've also been saying that
Four years in a row. What like the pros and the
Negative
and settling in
capital
a bit over exposed
playing this kind of aggressive position with
oh my god
corner
it's gonna be jigsaw
there goes ambi the best young freger on sr
so he gets removed and it's a 5v4 lead for enterprise
playing this top floor for the second time
here on nightneven labs
usually the primary site they want it back and around
yeah that's an interesting question it really is
I don't know
this time. Yeah, I mean, Ambi usually gets a kill, dies immediately. I don't know. I would probably not want him.
I think it's double reinforced.
Ambi will show some more of the team's responsibilities.
It's too inciteable.
Down goes Brendo and Canadian knows there's somebody nearby because the tripwire keeps disappearing.
The deploy will walk off.
Canadian is on show. Canadian is on show. Canadian is on show. Nice, nice, nice.
Now this is a shooter. Keep the camera on display.
We'll ignore some of the whips. Oh, he can play here. But he has the hard objective that he does play.
Yep.
Now he'll get diffused. He can't exploit that kill. Now he's planting.
Let's get him flanked.
Madison grew up on the leaderboard.
Canadian immobilized for the time being, but we're gonna become a 4v3.
That Canadian is back up with that shield in hand.
Down the surface.
Oh, shit.
Damage being done to Jigsaw. And all I have to do is roll inside the site as they march their way towards the Monty.
Oh my God.
That's freaking out. That's freaking out.
Nice, now.
What?
one but he's flanking Canadian keep that shield up baby freeze them out of a possible retreat
not exactly the result they wanted a three three first so bro yeah that's a good question bet like
would you have a player where you know he's gonna go negative at every event but he is gonna play
like hardcore objective and have amazing leadership. Yeah. It's a good question. I guess in this team,
it makes sense because you have Andy who's like a hard cracker. I mean, I don't know.
Then again, though, this team hasn't really been performing recently. So like they have to perform
eventually, you know, for example. Okay, guys, they're gonna be spamming. I think if he doesn't
need kills, you just can't lift like that. Like that's it. You don't need kills. You can not
with the free kills because you're gonna get a free kill and you just
completely bald that back that's unacceptable like him going negative is
fine but missing with an SMD12 when a guy has his back turned to you is not
you're gonna go back to be on my camera in the clash okay yeah
but like that's a good example though of just seeds because like Canadian
largely contributed to spoits kill on the aqua guy and the Canadian plants it's
like he doesn't get a kill there doesn't show up on the litterboard but like he
got spoilt the kill you know like that's how she works if we do it fast he also got a kill
yeah yeah Jackson I want you to go up from basement if we do enterprise didn't
talk as long as not yesterday so okay so we get we night that you tell about
okay they're not too bad on this let's do our clear let's not yeah but yeah like my
chat's been like spanning like hot and cold every day in okay like a while but
like that doesn't make sense with your argument because oh shit the fucking
Mike
Like one of the reasons why like the or garden because because hot and cold was also going really negative
Like I think literally positive IGLs in the whole world in the last year, yeah, our lucky
fact, Kelly Paulson.
I don't think that Windows Snake was in there, Biker when he had a shield player, yeah, Biker
when he had a shield player, not when he had a shield player.
The second attack, they just tried a straight up wall rush where they had glass, stature
and blitz.
Get E-Fack, yeah, like Kyle could go to like 8 and then the other side.
I mean, Alamo's an IGL, but he doesn't play like the roles as IGL, right?
Not this year anymore. This year, he's been playing like his older
board roles have been going on, but when he was on Shields last year,
he was doing how he wanted to.
But Mingo, like if you were a pro, Mingo, would you want Canadian on your team?
Honestly, I really love having a Shield player.
No, the thing is, I think a Shield player that goes that good is needed on every team.
The other thing is, also, Nuts, he just can't with. That's it.
like so that's the question of would you have Canadian like in like what if you
like would you want him on your team as your heart support because I think he
does have like the worst KD and Broly right like he has to right I think
he just was his best I mean out of the people that play events like let me
check I'm gonna get to a part I'm shooting off the hip here but I think he
might he's a no like the last like year I mean is there like a better shield
main that gets kills yeah yeah like if I had a better shield player that can
actually get kills and aim better I would take them all the money all the
way. You know, you can't always be on a shield. Like sometimes you have to be on the go.
I like that. 20, 25. Oh, he's minus 99 with the worst KD in the last season. Yeah. I'm
just shooting off the hip, but I watched a good amount of pro.
2026 2025
So wait 2026 you have the lowest KD in oh
20 okay 2026
Yeah, you worst KD differential and
2025 he also had the worst KD differential at minus a hundred and ninety five
Yes, and the next worst person is a negative a hundred and thirty nine
So so in 2025 you have the lowest KD in Prodigy and in 2026 he currently has the lowest KD in Prodigy.
The face clan who were one of two teams to win. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Still one of the best.
Oh no, it's chat. Oh, I went back another year. It's still the worst. It's not on the worst mile hot.
But like, but has it like, here's the thing I'm concerned about that. Has it gone down from 2024 to 2026?
Like has it gone drastically down?
It's about this I mean, okay, there's only two events good class okay
He went minus 50 more in 2025 and right now he's like minus 100 basically
So I think he's on pace to break the the break
I have a feeling you could keep going back
Yo, 20-23 is the worst too!
Yo, man, what the-
I have a feeling you're gonna keep going.
It's gonna be a nice little angle.
You could shoot through that!
...or DIT and Nick's sports life's a little bit more awkward.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
20-22, he is not the worst.
And that's when he won the Charlotte Major.
He's only minus 40.
Was that his last major that he won?
Yes, yes, in 20-22.
It might be time, like, for us to say, bro, it might be time.
Oh, my God.
So it helps Canadian in his position, but it also helps.
That one is crazy to see that one is crazy to see bro crazy
So basically what you're saying is take is under every time but it's under is already going to be low
And he's dead he's first dead on the flash
And I'm not gonna lie I'm a big Canadian fan seeing that actually broke my heart
Oh my god!
Swipe Triple!
Willie!
Willie, I'm not standing!
Bro, Swipe's going hand-me's this major.
He's actually playing stupid.
Okay, um, yeah, let me say this, bro.
Maybe, if Canadian, like, I don't know, if Canadian just never, I can't say never with,
But if Canadian had better aim and better mechanics, which is, you know, it's still better.
It's like, that doesn't matter.
You have to get kills eventually.
If Canadian had better aim, better mechanics, he would be like, disgusting is a good way to say it.
Cause like, he plays really good objective based siege.
Paul, you're not expecting to win that side.
Like, that's a good way to say it.
Like, it's not that Katie means everything.
Cause like, bro, if you play shields, you don't get kills on shields the way Canadian plays.
Like, Canadian, he tries to set up kills.
His entire playstyle revolves around him not killing anyone. It's just the whiffing, which is the problem
He doesn't go for kills like watch and play
Bro is the definition of a support
He died right there though he was top garage on the window
Very pretty
Oh
Pretty sure you died from Aqua so I think you got shot in the back
spoilt with the highest EPS everybody on the
Yes
Pretty much the case so your fraggers are
I was one of the people like I didn't have the same narrative
I was the person to set like
I don't think he's a bad player
Compared to his teammates he is far and away
He told me I think he didn't change roles but he did
Stationary positions is what is a gifted siege player and if you're gifted you need to be unlocked
You can't be like a century turret or like I don't I don't have like a deep dive on like
Analytical siege, but like what is a gifted player and if you have a gifted player you unlock the player like you don't lock
Some people are better centuries. Some people are better. Yes, I mean go is like the best century in like fucking history of controller
But like NJR is a great century, but wait like he's wait moves around if that's what like got famous, bro
Yeah, he was like 15 years old just running around spotting everybody like he plays very free
I always try to find you have to unlock them both ways on here
You gotta be careful left side
Yeah.
A mighty distraction, say goodbye to Spoyt.
That's incredibly with the kids.
Oh, I love a good immune shot, God, baby.
Arm and arm and arm.
My bones.
A Canadian help, but he ain't gonna kill him.
I'm gonna stab him.
Look, Canadian's calling him out.
Look at this, Jack.
Support V&T.
Did he just take it?
He's stuck in the clouds.
Oh, my God.
No doubt about that.
Of course.
And he finally goes for a kill and gets fried.
Like the guy had some showtime shot on him.
Yeah.
He didn't like, I mean, he shouldn't have done that with his gun.
He might have heard us.
He's guaranteed that one of them could kill, no matter what.
Yeah.
Think about it.
If 200, what are the fucking basketball freefars Andy's behind them, and then Kanane's just
alone with so long he's dead.
Yeah.
So it's a good play.
Like it's a really good play.
He guarantees the kill no matter what.
It was a good play.
He just got shit in the hole.
I
Bro, it's going off this major. It's a team play. I will say though every team should have a dedicated
She'll play
Because it helps the frags get killed so much
I mean, it's not blitz you can get a kill for which I like savage is really good savage
He knows not ideal
We'll sit in a spot on defense doesn't there if you're a Monty if you time of sling with your teammate 1v2 or Monty
It's like, there's nothing they can do.
Nothing they can do.
But once they realized the pressure was coming from the side,
everybody's scoring good in that direction.
And they said, we've got to work with our captain, Canadian.
We've got to be able to collectively go for these frags
and fight as a team.
Our respect, though, because if I was in Canadian's job
playing shields only, I would have had to.
Our guys like Canadian get fried on the first angle.
Rexon or anyone else is there to back them up
and to get that kill in response.
Spoi, another good example, got kind of fried early in that round.
But it didn't matter, because Spoi is playing with his teammates
and other players were able to get the refrag.
I haven't really been seeing a lot of Skopos so far, Jesse,
by my count, this is only the 15th round
that this operator has been brought out
on very site-dependent.
Remember, I was Skopos?
Holy unbearable.
He would like Spawn Peak, then TP,
and Spawn Peak somewhere else.
Big map that we see it on quite often.
Clubhouse, another good map, is Lair.
What do they have in common?
They are huge.
So because of that
like the fun for me. Like the
fun for me. The fun of seed is
like also just having a general
like element of surprise and
being able to catch people off
guard but if you're streaming
it's actually like ranked it's
just it's just you can't catch
anyone off guard. It could be
really tough to not now the
singer mode is clutch it does
make it a lot better. I'm not
going to lie. I'm going to say
the shimmer mode actually
doesn't help at all. Oh look at
On PC especially Jinx you'll realize people have like a app or they could just see your game
Yeah, that's prokaryote
Oh, you could just see your name through the shimmer zone
So the jig is up on SPOINT, but guess what?
He can always rotate again
And most PC players have that shit
I think they should show an app to the game for the cheaters
I don't think they should show it
You can get one or two
You're in a great spot, you just swung the round back
Alright Canadian, let's see some shit
Canadian
Let's see it, Canadian
Wide-prong, they're gonna hear that
The DMR Long angle holding is right that way.
Wait, get out of the Canadian!
He has to play stage 1.
He's baiting the enemy into the Canadian.
Wait, turn around!
Turn around!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You got it!
You got it!
You got it!
All right, Miho, Miho.
Look, bro, every dog has its day, bro.
All right, me home me home everybody look bro every dog has it's day
Jack what in the actual fuck God, me ha
The first shot he hit was good
I like three like a good opportunity to make three to horrendous weapon like one bad with
one day is enterprise.
You look bro in siege man.
It's a team game.
It's a strategy.
It's a objective game.
But at the end of the day, you got to shoot the guy in the head sometimes.
Sometimes you got to shoot.
He didn't even move his nose bro.
He didn't even try to track the guy.
Also the guy it's not like the guy sprinted.
The guy crouched past.
It was Sophia.
He crouched.
first bullet head shot of them either like he got the whole mag out the
The map was out!
Fuck!
That's not reason A method G!
No, I think it's the by the reason method G.
It's the by the reason method!
I didn't get the fucking needed.
Our good friend Lynx!
I did not want to see a map for you, bro. They better run this shit.
Nah, I literally can't even walk map 3.
So I hope they win.
the match time Jesse. We didn't get to hear about it. They're about to take it.
Boyd's cooking too. Andy's cooking.
Maggot a great read on the clash. Super at a great read on the bringing it to you.
Canadian must have some fun though bro. He's kind of just on a shield and he has two crackheads on his team.
That sounds kind of fun. We just sick like the warhounds on people.
Definitely. I mean they droned it early too, right? It's just sitting just at the top of the hallway.
Bro, Andy's so good.
Very much away. That could be a threat but it's a good answer.
I
Told me that that is
Links all the desk we do
Doing the work of two casters is not right. I think I think fresh is on his way here as a content creator
I you know, I'm assuming the box and lax will be joining us at some point as well
We got wings here in shawty now not wanting to relinquish control of their lead
We got to say it one thing that always seems to plague this
Ability to close out matches. It was not much of a problem back on cafe
But I do worry a little bit that we might end up with a third map even with this scoreline being what it is
I'm not worried until they lose this round Parker. They lose a tertiary site. It's not even labs
You lost kitchen fine. This is the bomb site that should be a freebie
This should be the one where you get yourselves up onto series points if this doesn't go their way and then the alarm start ringing
I would expect its act time with the come through consumer for now
This is all according to plan even throughout the rounds
They've given up very little space meeting control held by enterprise, but that's totally fine Canadian with that clash
So just playing inside Canadian. He's got an important player behind him, too
That's rexin just inside of oh
Support the clash from behind the breach
like why is nothing like why there's not a fat I look round I love strategy to
there's no amount of IT I think in the world that can save that what the fuck
was that just went to shoot him shoot him in the head round really start
things off strong this game is this game is quite bad bro this game is quite
bad bro what just shoot the guy aim and shoot he couldn't even die to his left
what happened he's gonna reinforce wall on his left and then he falls in
to discuss their approach to fix me ha yeah around the bomb site will begin to
open up starting in this round they will all be available for SR to choose from
so there's a lot to talk about if you're a mag the job is being done I think his
must have been excellent so far here in Salt Lake City his first major as a
coach and this is a big moment to prove his worth for the team now 5-5
I mean you talked about the film on this yellow for enterprise right yeah
Shopify rebellion going all the way back this is a unique major they played
nine times this fucking back yeah I'm not gonna lie like there's a lot of
around losing
On this one like they're directly correlated with the ground
So there's been four. There's been four like what the outside kitchen window with us in D12
Yep, the 2v2 on when the bomb was down on base
Clash that other route
They know I want to hear a whole thing for now that stop and main stage
I'm gonna be there watching him stop his dad is going. Yes, bro. This might be the first major
He's going to because it's in NA. So yeah, that is so sick, bro
Yeah, he's gonna win it bro, all the all the stars are aligning did he's gonna win it
Like that guy's been in my chat for like a year and a half to be well, and I didn't I never knew was his dad. Oh
Oh
Is your mom from US or no sir? No, no, she's right out of China and she's a single mom too. So like
So when you told her like fat when you told your mom you wanted to do games like you want to do gaming like did she actually hit you?
I
That was you stop hitting me in life, but
It's an Asian mom bro, that's tiger mom bro. Listen, I don't blame her because
That's the agent tiger mom, bro. That's just default bro. Oh my god. That's just default to Asian people brah promise, bro
Well, I don't listen. I don't blame her because
Oh
The timeout working wonders the only one to get a kill so far as to Han gets to diffuse kids the halfway point
Taking some day this is an excellent position
This comeback very yeah
Damn dude all up against enterprise well not that three yet, but the momentum is horrible like I want to say before everyone like
Before everyone thinks about it with my mom
I credit my mom with everything in my life like she made me
the person I am and
When you're Asian and you grow up like in in like communism times like you're not really focused on being an emotionally mature person
They're focused on like surviving. So I I don't I think we healed we healed together. We broke the generational curse
We healed together and everyone grows and changes
Wait so fat what was like the oldest age where your mom slapped you?
I'm not gonna lie. I think I started like around a high school. I just started like freaking out
Like so I think she started like stopping because I started like low key like throwing fits
Yeah
You do worry here. You worry an awful lot Jesse. I have no skin in this game
I think there's great six six for both of these squads and the yeah, come on
Okay, congrats on same little buddy. Thank you, bro. Thank you, man. Yeah. Yeah today was insane
There's a far to K. I know
That's three my ever did
The one before that was the boxing stream of the night
I don't remember which one, but
it might have been SI Grand Finals
when W7M reversed that.
Oh my God, yes, I remember that.
That was the best game of Cedar Verde watch.
Bro, I went up 100K viewers in that game
because they reversed that match round.
Yeah, that was probably, is going to be the clutches, SI Volta.
It was that stream, the boxing stream, and then the league stream.
Oh my God, he saw him.
Oh
Okay, bro, I'm this fucking fucking angle again, bro
Good stadium. I don't they just know mad really so no mad thing
All the way back to blue
For a really long
Oh, that timing is crazy.
That's called goody time.
We got shit on.
Holy s**t, you're in trouble.
Troy's just dead.
Oh, no.
Oh, wait.
The support against Canadians.
Wait.
What?
Damage.
My sh** does not do that shit, bro.
Breasted, breasted, breasted.
Yeah, yes.
Yep.
Dead.
No play.
Nice.
Nice.
No.
There you go, Canadian.
Managed to save themselves for the time being.
Crazy Rex and then it died.
They're a holy f**king shit.
Brenda, get to lucky number 13.
All right, we're going over time.
Unless, no, now it's a shield.
You can't sell there's no make this unmoosable
Once you have a shield cuz you just send Canadian Adam, and he can't move
You just sprint Canadian out of that much. Yep. There's an idiot. I'm putting the shield down be a real impediment here
Now goes the flash. All right. We're going to be checked in
I'm gonna go fucking beat
Right here, I feel like most players will put the shield out and go for the kill. Yeah
If you're in a 1vx versus a shield or a Deimos, there's zero chance.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
When you're getting Deimos tracked at a 1v5...
It's like that feeling in rank where, like, when you get to the 1v5, you're like,
alright, I can win this, and then you've been tracked by Deimos and you're like,
okay, bro, I won.
Or you're just getting ran at by a Blitz.
Dad, do you think they'll nerf you on Mars?
I think what they're doing with buffing every gun right now is...
really the reason why
What do you think about this I think they should not every character in the game
But I think a lot of characters more characters have two-by-five skills
I personally my thing that would make the game more fun is I think every defender should have like
Or more defenders
Like you know how I was telling the depths know how
Yes, I was thinking like what if you let revolvers and digals also do that and then you like
You don't have a super shorty, but you can like make like one rotate
I can see I can see the revolver make a rotate
I just really think a lot of defense operators should have a 2.5
Why does dog
Echo castle those make sense
Which is quite a surprise there's three armors, and they have one ex-ponence. Yeah
MVP of a day here. Oh, don't get it like they did because mufflers and so force for around three
There was more like running gun no because it was like there's no better option
Okay, I was hoping when I went to go pee it wasn't like the greatest salad of all time
All right
You choose between the hollow or the yeah zoom down or zoom down. Yep. I know
Well, I don't know if you know this on controller. It's really hard to use one. It's so hard to use a one is ridiculous. That's why I just
crashed into a box. So it's just so much easier in fact, basically in a console game of siege. If there's 10 guns in the field, probably nine of them have a cogs
maybe more, unless it's a shotgun or an SMG. That's it. The only hollows that get used on console or shotguns and SMGs. That's it.
That's it. That's why it's like the 1.5.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't even care about the 1.5.
Like if they just gave Yeager Castle 2.5,
I would play more utility-based operators
because they have the scopes.
The thing is, if you just use a holographic scope on console,
you're just literally at a disadvantage, period.
I didn't know that. That's actually really interesting.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's why console players were like in a drought
when the 1.5 got removed, because it's like,
well, all we can use to make this.
I was digs if you're running around that go you don't go you'll to play fast. Yep
That was like a headshot machine
I know picture and picture
They'll lose one so good set of eyes on the blitz
I
in particular
look to break double digits and join everybody
not named
my god
nice guy
there we go
I
Seven rounds ago
Exploit so cute chat look at him. He's so cute
I want to touch his cheeks bro. It's as well, but that basement I also chat I like sports hair, bro
He's just a cutie dude, I'm saying is really what won it for Shopify Rebellion. I'm sorry guys
Not a good attack from enterprise. We have to say it. They had very little math control
They hadn't dealt with check and I just did a reach wheat though. Like it's not Jimmie, bro
Chat's not Jimmie, bro. They do that. Who do you think Saab was gonna play?
I have no idea. I have no idea. It doesn't go based off like round counter anything
Uh, it does but like I just don't know who's gonna win in these next couple of
Can we play some games already? Oh god, bro. There's always just one fucking complainer
Yeah, bro, we're watch partying the R6 major bro. We're watch party exploits games and stoppings games
It's there's like three majors a year, bro. Relax a little bit. We're gonna be on in like five minutes
Shut the fuck up. We're not gonna see it cuz you're bad
I
You know what I think it's nasty who didn't make the major this team really can't flirt I think if beanie's nasty. Oh, yeah
That's like oh, bro
He was in your team, right? No
And then after that Falcons matchup in the very first phase people were wondering
Yeah
Yeah, bro
Yes, bro, I used to be teammates with Gavin and Fens, you know Fens on
Yeah
Well, I went to console
I went to the console to try and carry
Yeah, carry what?
See I carried you in every one of your
Hey stop and carried me fucking mingo carried me case you did not carry shit
On control or no? No
Did pack you when you guys did that five IRL shit was yeah
We run land set it up set it up was nerf
Damn, Rekton was working in A last game, now he's 12-7.
35 seconds to make the main stage.
I mean, Troy has a good approach to playing right there.
Troy is in the floor.
So, only two remain.
Front of the corner.
Yep, Troy is behind the corner.
Yep, there you go.
There you go.
There you go.
Can they pull this one off?
If you use Kit going down, they will scream.
That's it.
That's it.
He might not be able to hit somebody, but he put that bomb down.
He can put that sheet down.
He can put that bomb down first.
He died already.
but it might be a bit too
G G
sport makes main stage
we go into the time and they
are it's up to the main stage
it's a good day for the fat
youtube channel today bro
rebellion moments away from a
birth on the main stage only one
place
nice guys nice guys
let's go
happy sport chat
yeah happy
Salt Lake City crowd relief on the faces of the blue and green, but they have done what they came to do
They didn't do the kickoff inside of North America
Oh man, what made it stop made archa is don't tell ready, bro
To be to every right with don't test. Let's see how this shit goes. It's don't tell ready. Oh
My god, he's warming up is he what?
What the actual fuck is my fucking teammate doing bro?
What the legitimate fuck is my teammate doing bro?
What game is this?
Isn't this smite?
I think this is smite.
Or is this World of Warcraft?
What game is this?
I'm gonna go all the way back over here and then see if we can fuck him up.
Says this wow?
So now I need to make these things called abominations which are these like tanky motherfuckers
is that fuck shit up don't sense are you ready
all right and then all we can do is we look for some kind of like fast we don't
want to fight with our army yet until we have our frost dude what in the world of
work chat I've never played World of Warcraft bro chat am I an uncultured swine
I've never played. I've never played World of Warcraft. Sometimes you got to
swing to swing. I've got to, I've got to.
Yo, what's up? Are you fucking ready?
Yes, bro. Countess, today we're sieging the rainbow, bro. You've been my coach.
You've been my apprentice, er, not apprentice. You've been my sensei. You've
You've even been, maybe my daddy sometimes, today, you're my little kitten on Rainbow
Six Siege.
We're in my wheelhouse now.
Okay, Jinxie, there's something that I do have to like, there's something that I do
have to show you though.
So before we start, I will admit, I have a little bit of prior experience playing Rainbow
Six Siege.
Wow.
Hey, first off, shout it out.
Yo.
Shout out to the contest for saying that, bro.
Check.
Uh, uh, uh, that, that, that's something Muda did not do.
That is something Muda did not do, bro.
That is something Muda did not fucking do.
Now, Jyncey, before we get a little too excited, I linked you a video, okay?
I want you to watch the first 30 seconds of the video on Discord and then watch the last two minutes.
Okay, wait, wait.
You play Richie?
You play Richie?
What?
Bro.
What the fuck was this?
one year ago you played the richie okay wait let's see how the game went
okay so sorry from the complete beginning my friend anyway can you
share a screen did we lock it okay yes let me share a screen let me share a
screen let me show a screen okay okay can you see wait no way this happened
oh my god sorry from the first second they're the first second but first off
there's a problem with this video why does the time of say League of Legends
pro bro okay okay all right let's go an idea what loser has to call their mom
and tell them that they're madly in love with her no I'm not okay
It's wrong with you.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that, bro.
That is crazy.
That's the last time I ever talked to this game.
I think that would be the reason why.
We'll show off with one.
One!
So wait, you're, OK, let me pause here.
You're level three.
What?
Miho.
Yeah, we got it over.
Cut out for us today.
OK, play!
We have the last two minutes.
Since then, or no?
No, I've never played the game since, son.
I literally did it about one time, and that was it.
All right, I'm watching the last two minutes.
You ready?
up go well you got two rounds what I'm telling you I'm actually like I'm a bit
of a fucking crazy guy on the FPS is okay is he doing like knife only or
something what's he doing yeah I think that's what it was like it was only
allowed knives or some shit he's denying the plan but a yo-kai
I have a feeling I know what's going to happen.
No, it's bad, it's bad.
Like, do you see, it's unlike anything you've ever seen in your whole life.
What are you laughing at?
Wait, dentist, why did you sound sassy right here, dentist?
No, that was a mic issue, that was a mic issue.
Are you sure?
Bro, you know how masculine my voice normally is?
That was a mic issue.
What?
Okay
Okay, what the fuck are you looking at?
What are you doing explain to me what was going through that
I'm being that says I did not know how to plant bro. I have no fucking idea how to plant
Do you know how to play now, please God tell me this
No.
We might need you to plant the right
Yeah, listen, we'll take it one problem at a time
Yo hold it bro
You gotta hold it down bro
Okay, so, yeah, wow, it's actually worse than I expected, bro.
So that's it.
Are you naturally good at games or not?
I would say that, listen, listen, I would say that I'm probably in like the top 0.01%
of gamers worldwide.
Oh, wait, one second.
I just got 53 elo decreased because there's people cheating in solo queue ranked games.
Okay, continue, Don't Test. You said you were in the top 0-point. What?
I would say like top 0.01%. How the fuck did you get that figure?
Because the thing is that in League I'm top 0.01%, so even though I'm bad at other games,
since League is the hardest game ever, it's like I'm top 0.01%.
It's actually kind of ball-nosed, but the thing is you did sort of just dump 30,000 hours in the League.
Are there people that have dumped 30,000 hours into League that aren't Challenger?
Um, yeah, but the thing is I'm pretty sure most of them have some kind of learning disability.
Okay, you know what I mean?
Okay, okay, got it.
Alright, so, Dontets, I'm going to add you by the way, what's your name?
What's your name, Dontets?
Uh, Public Exposer.
No, I-
Say you swear to God that's your man.
I swear to God dude.
Bro, oh my fucking God this is going to be interesting.
I don't know.
I'll explain the rules once we get in here bro but I think like, I don't know, I don't
know.
Hi guys are you going to get Xbox and PC people or just PC?
Hi guys I'm not going to lie.
If you do half an app, that's totally fine. We're a little bit nerfed here.
What do you mean we're nerfed? Why? Is it because you're not using shotguns?
Okay, yeah.
So this guy grabbed a couple of chats. All right, I see.
Yo, yo, wait, how did I, like, bro, your name's not coming up.
Is it spelled differently?
It's public exposure. No space.
Is it EX?
Yeah, EX.
Yeah, that's why I find the front of class you're gonna see it in your
Ubi connect go to your Ubi connect bro that's actually your name you're gonna
have some oh underscore Jinxie friends yeah yeah yeah I got it got it all right
now that you join that join this invite join this invite okay shift f2 I think
So you should see the invite there now to each of your rank up to four short prep phase
Which means I won't be fucking retarded, but I don't see this shit
Go to Ubisoft connect and then
In game don't go to the app go in game go to your gamer tag
And then it says MP slot MP slot MP slot MP slot dual front slot only go under that Ubisoft connect invite friends to play from
Click that you're gonna have an invitation. Okay, but why the fuck is it so fucking complicated, bro?
Oh, great quick. So that's your first good question because Ubisoft is a multi-billion-dollar company who has the worst connect system in any game ever ever
Yo, bro, you haven't seen anything yet. We're gonna get into a game today. It's gonna randomly crash
We're gonna send invites and the invites are gonna explode and catch on fire your PC might shut off four times
But that's how you know you're playing it Ubisoft original
Okay, but GenC explains to me why the fuck in the settings
There's a setting that gives you fucking tinnitus, bro.
What do you mean, tinnitus?
Yeah, the shit that makes you have ringing in your ears.
Why the fuck is that even in this game?
Um, yeah, actually, I don't know.
That's another just horrible fucking thing about this fucking game.
Bro, also, here's another thing.
If you download Siege today and load up the game,
it starts you off on updated controller rotation,
Which literally gives you input delay on your controller. The default settings of Siege give you input delay
I don't know who designs this fucking game. I guess how do I remove that?
You're on keyboard
Remove what remove what remove the input delay?
You're not gonna have it cuz you're on you're on keyboard. You won't be like you're not gonna have it. It's for controller. Oh
Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, nice, bro. Also bro contest like, okay, you're still level three while you actually have not played Wow
Okay. All right. Yeah. Wow
This I don't know bro. I don't know right where to get to we're gonna get PC and console in your chat
All right, wait, wait if we lose this at end
yes
We have to be locked in bro. We don't there's no fucking losing today look
Look, acceptable rank for us to lose to is Emerald, and that's acceptable.
Anything before that is a fucking shame, Dontess.
Okay, okay, okay, alright.
Wait, oh fuck, wait, oh wait, how come I heard Hi-Vice double?
Cause he talked in the in-chat and then you heard him in my screen chat maybe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my screen chat.
I attended it.
Okay, are we gonna be defenders or attackers?
It's going to alternate every single round. That's gonna alternate every single round now
First tip I could give you brown
Actually, I'll wait till the game starts bro. All right. I'll wait till the game starts because I want to show you on attack
Well, I want to show you a defending tip. I'm gonna give you a lot of tips bro. All right
I'm gonna give you a lot of tips now that's it. Are you okay with being verbally assaulted?
Yeah, I have a degradation kink, so it's okay.
Alright man, league player plays siege, this is going to be interesting.
Any league players play siege chat, anybody?
Bro, I'm going to be honest, I don't know anybody that plays this game.
Except like you.
I'm like a few of your friends.
Has Tyber ever played siege?
I don't know maybe he was a fucking sponsor maybe maybe I don't I don't know wait James
have a question though yes yes yes yes yes yes okay so we're playing rainbow six siege
right yes when is rainbow seven siege coming out bro dude I'm more don't dance I entered
this call, bro, and I've already lost brain cells. Now, listen up, Dantez, all right?
Okay. First off, I'm going to do my YouTube intro.
All right. Ladies and gentlemen, me and my League of Legends coach, Dantez,
are going to be 2v2ing every rank in Rainbow Six Siege today.
We keep going. Is this actually Jinx? Jesus Christ. Yes! We start at Copper. We don't stop until we
to get to champion unless we lose.
Dottens, are you ready?
I'm fucking ready.
Last thing, like and sub to the YouTube channel,
or I will physically touch you.
Oh wait, Dottens, we're going to ban Jack.
The reason why is because Jack is a brain dead, low skilled
operator that limits your movement around the map.
So where can I play it?
Actually not about it.
Wait, actually not about it.
Yeah, we'll do that next game.
Jantets, listen, the first thing I want you to do, and this is what every new C-Trayers should do, but none of them do it,
the first thing I want you to do is every time you spawn in on defense, flip cameras.
Flip cameras. The reason why? You can see where they spawn, you can see where they're attacking from, and you can see their operators.
Nobody does it, that's new to the game, and they all should.
Bro, Jantets, I want you to do every round!
Jinxie, Jinxie, you're speaking fucking Chinese, bro.
What the fuck do you mean, fuck cameras?
Get on the camera now!
Camera now!
What the fuck is a camera?
Is it a vibe?
Come, yes.
Now, flip!
No, no, no.
OK, not this.
Only do it when the action phase starts, so now.
Now, keep going until you find them.
When you find them, tell me they're operators
and tell me where they spawned.
Now, now!
Do it now!
I'm looking, I'm looking.
I don't see them.
Dude, they're not here.
keep flipping you're gonna see that they have to be spotted
reinforcing wall keep flipping
I'm getting wall banged I'm getting wall banged I'm dead
D๏ฟฝTess get off the gas hold on shoot down the staircase
no no no I have a kill I have a kill D๏ฟฝTess ready ready
D๏ฟฝTess ready or up
Oh no.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We're actually losing the balance.
Where can you revive me?
Pawn, I'll back up.
I'll back up so you can revive me.
I'm not fucking rising, you bruh.
Oh wait, I can't.
Never mind.
Okay.
Okay.
What do you want me to do?
What do you want me to do?
Peek him.
Shit on him.
Peek him.
Shit on him.
Swing him.
Why do you have a shot?
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Why do you have a shotgun?
Why?
Get the other one, he's out there too.
Get the other one, he's right there.
Get him, don't just get him.
Bro, just get the pistol for crime snakes.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
And the shotgun's not a sniper!
Stop!
Use it!
OK, Jamesy, I'm pushing.
I'm pushing.
I'm pushing.
Use the pistol, bro!
Use it!
Is it front or on?
Yes, yes!
Finally!
Now how much do you think we're going to be playing?
Fucking god!
OK, oh my god.
are you aiming with your balls at least I got a fucking kill mr. champion
you did nothing don't ask about that fix your FOV now go to ice well we okay
jinxie what fucking champion do I lock in bro okay stop this is not League of
Legends they are called they are called operators not champions
I don't know which one I chose, bro.
Okay, I don't know which one I chose.
Listen, you didn't choose anybody, bro.
That was the band phase.
League has band phase.
I chose the IQ because I'm smart.
Great.
That's great, bro.
Questionable statement, though.
Listen, Dottess.
Click the settings cog wheel.
Go to display and you've got to crank your FLV to 90.
If I ever see you on 60 FLV again, I will puke all over my setup and not play.
Okay, James, I'm not going to lie, bro.
I can't do that right now because we're loading into game.
Yeah, that's us just what
When you loaded that's us wait wait now now options options options just play never be okay
Okay display yes 90 up a beat yeah
Okay, I did it I did it okay beautiful now listen to me bro when you have a shotgun it is
Take the bomb, take the bomb, I don't want it.
There is no longer in your possession.
When you have a shotgun, it is good for close quarter situations.
Do not use it like a DMR. What even was that?
That was the worst shotgun gameplay I've ever seen.
Okay, so then why'd I get double killed then?
Ah, because they're playing coppers and they're literally infantiles.
Alright, I'll go in first and I'll run and gun.
No, you're giving way up a stop stop stop stop stop
This game where position I'm getting out of here now. What are you doing?
Bro, don't ever do that. I guess I'm sorry not any time. Are you an idiot?
Have you only played league for your whole life?
Well, dude, I sometimes I play fucking candy crush, but I don't think that counts bro
It's about the element of surprise the biggest thing you want to do in this game is catch people off guard
You don't run in gun and aimlessly shoot at nothing bro. All right. Okay. He's upstairs. This is your kill
He's on my yellow thing. Do you see my yellow thing? Do you see my yellow thing? He's on my yellow thing
I'm gonna be helping you. This is no case. This is no case. Um
Right there right there. Wait slow down slow down slow down.
Did I not say to slow down?
Oh my I got it. I got it. I got it. Just watch this. I'm gonna get a kill because of math knowledge, okay?
This is awkward. I missed this foot
Wait
How do I see your POV bro, I'm trying to clutch
Yeah
And now you got her!
Bro, you just ate up balls like it was nothing.
Okay, Dantez, listen to what I'm gonna tell you.
Okay.
What you just died to was a frost mat.
They are bear traps that are in the floor.
If you step into them, you get knocked and you bleed out and you die.
When I said to slow down, that was the exact reason.
Why did it go in one ear out the other?
Bro, I just locked in solid snake.
BANNING!
This is not the quick face!
Lee literally has a band-case!
Oh f-
Okay, okay wait, wait, should I
Okay, should I play
Smoke, Bandit, Sentry, or
Doc?
Doc, Doc, Doc
Doc can heal me, bro
And it can heal yourself
Oh bro, Doc!
THAT'S NOT DOCK!
Or you a Cosmer, bro!
HE DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING SHOTGUN! I DID REALLY GOOD WITH SHOTGUNS EARLIER!
Dontes, Dontes, what is your FOB right now? Did you switch it to 90? Please, god...
Yes, I, I, I, yes, I did, I did it early, wait, hold on.
Alright, alright, alright, you're on 90, I'm gonna be okay. Now, Dontes, really quick, unrelated, just click on my profile and then just look at my stats really quick. Does that arouse you? Do you get aroused?
Wait, how do I, how do I see your profile?
Just go to my name on the leaderboard and just click it. Click my name. I'm a zombie
I
Can't wait. Oh wait, you're one. Oh and two
No, no, no, not my KD. No, no, no, I click my like click me click my profile like my stats
I can use my cursor when I hold top. I can use the cursor
Oh, we need to go. Let's go. Yep. Yep. Okay
Okay, so what I did right here, first thing I'm gonna teach you, alright?
This is called a rotation.
This is really important in siege because now we can defend both sites rather than just
one at a time.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Now these are Azami, these are Kiba variants.
I can throw them anywhere I wanted the map and use them as a variant.
Okay, so what do you want me to do?
Uh, sit there and look pretty.
No!
Flipgams!
You forgot!
Flipgams!
What do you see what do you see what do you see you forgot already the first thing I thought you already forgot
Ripping it wrapping it okay, that's fine. Oh my god
Stop randomly shooting
Okay, okay, what do I do brother out here on this balcony they're out here, okay
No, they're not-
Stop that-
On this door!
Yeah!
Get over here, now!
Okay, wait, wait, hold on.
I'm crouching, I'm crouching.
Wha-
Douglas, you could be-
Wha-
Do you see him on the window?
When you peek the window, do you see him?
Do you see him?
Douglas, when you peek the window, do you see him?
Wait.
No.
You don't see anybody.
You don't see anybody.
You don't see anybody there.
Bro, James, we hear the fucking blocks, and they're not coming from here, bro!
You can see them from out there
DOCTES!
WHY DO YOU THINK I'M A FUCKING DECKON!
I'm not gonna flank, dude
Please stop, I'm gonna flank, I'm gonna flank
Okay, drinks here, I got this
One friendly remaining
Alright, so doctes
When you're outside and see
You get detected in one second
So what you just did was you basically just decided to give them wall-axe on yourself
That was- I'm not even kidding
The worst thing you could have done in that scenario.
I'm not kidding.
Flip camera!
So if you're the...
Okay, he's in front of the hookah wall.
I said...
To flip cameras!
He walked up right in front of the camera!
Dontets, there is a camera that can see that staircase, Dontets.
Okay, who should I ban yo are you even okay?
Yes, I'm gonna go out ban your brain for a second don't ask
Stop using the shotgun stop. It's bad. You want it. You get to champion with it. Yo
Okay, okay. No, okay cool. Let's roll. Let's roll. Let's go
I'm not trying!
Dude, okay, genuinely.
Go in your seat.
I'm a mute main because I have good positioning with mute.
You have the positioning of a coughing baby.
That's your positioning.
So what I want you to do is use ARs and SMGs
because for shotguns, you have to position yourself well.
All right?
Yo, oh my God.
For a second, I thought you were gonna load in
with another shotgun.
Oh yeah, that's definitely not happening.
Look, bro, what you just realized about Siege don't this, okay?
Okay, 90 to 95% of the time, especially when you're attacking,
you're not going to have a shotgun shotguns are only really used on warden and mute
because they hold site and they place close quarters. Again,
you have the positioning of an injured gazelle.
So there's no clinic on a shotgun. Does that make sense? Yeah,
but James, see why am I a little drone right now? Okay. Oh, so bro,
Can you change your name? Yo bro, I have a charm in this game. Like I might get banned. What is your name?
Change your name!
We're beating them bro, relax. And by the way, we'd be winning 3-0 if you flip cameras.
All right, so that's what I just did was I hacked the character.
Don't say if you want to use my sledgehammer. It's gonna be your ability your ability whatever that button
I thought of nice. Okay. We didn't drone them. Wait not that's why are we not joining don't ask
Why are we walking in without a drone? I don't know how to drone. I don't know how to do that. What?
What do you know?
When I press W is yeah, I'm moving when I run my bike quick I aim
Okay, great. So that's okay. You can see listen. I'm gonna crawl so they don't hear me
I
Tell me where they are
Yo, bro, you literally are making the maximum amount of noise right now by doing that
Are they inside?
You were in! You were in!
Wait, stop this! Stop this! Listen to me! Listen to me! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
You're looking for it!
I found the bombs!
That's not what I said to do.
I already knew the bombs were there. We were gonna we were gonna have you sledge here. Wait don't that something stop stop
Sledge this
Okay
Yeah, I'm searching go go go go go go rush
All right, I'm gonna meet you. All right. Don't crash don't crash don't
Dontax
Why whenever we get close to the site you just randomly start shooting at nothing?
What is that?
No, when I went listen, Jinxie when you watch the fucking like army people, bro
They literally say cover fire. They say cover fire. So I'm they're doing cover fire for you, bro
It's for you, and you're being very ungrateful. So don't that's this isn't the frickin marines
Navy SEAL's boot camp training bro. This is a video game. Now, another teaching opportunity.
There are three types of movement in this game. There is standing, crouching, and
proning. Try to guess which one makes the most noise.
Standing. No, proning. So, Dante, crouching is the slowest, like the least noise you
produce when you prone this is how it sounds but do we want to hold control it
fucking prones so how do I crouch hmm well if you hold control it prones so if
you were to maybe tap control what do you think about our thanks coach wait
let me see that get up get it up tap you had it yeah stop stop just crap
Crouch stop doing that. Just bro just crouch don't test get up. I swear to God. I'm just pressing it
All right, we're just standing today. I don't know okay. All right put a captain chap here's captain chap right there
Nope
We're not leaving till you do this put a captain job here. That's a barricade. Is it a deploy?
Thank you, bro, you're a lead challenger. I have a little more expectations. I'm making a rotation. I'm making a
Move when you're getting lion's can why would you do that?
No.
Bro, Jinxie, I don't have any more chops.
Wait, you already used- STOP MOVING WHEN HE LION SCANTS!
STOP MOVING WHEN HE LION SCANTS!
STOP!
You're going to get- You can move now.
You can move now, Don't Test.
When it goes BUM!
BUM!
BUM!
BUM!
Don't move!
Stop!
Okay, Jinxie, look at CAAAAAANS!
Where are they?
was your job but I'll do it anyways cuz you're literally incapable your job is
the camera guy oh fuck I'm dying I'm dying I'm dying I'm dying I'm dying you're
good relax one thing you gotta learn is to stay calm in this game always bro
for last upstanding okay
wait was I you yep I got the kill now that I'm gonna leave you in a 1v1
scenario in sight and I'm gonna see what you can do.
Don't mind this guy's own main thing.
Don't test, I'm gonna run out of the building.
I'm gonna leave you in a 1v1.
Let's see what you can do against the copper.
The location has been copper.
Don't test, you're in a 1v1 scenario, okay?
It's you versus the copper.
Don't get nervous, I'm just gonna see what you can do, bro.
Stop talking!
All right, can a League of Legends challenger
beat a copper in a 1v1?
Where is he?
I can't tell you, it's a 1v1.
I was looking at cams but I saw them and they fucking killed me, but I'm gonna come
to you soon to heal me.
No, no, no, no, you're getting away in my position now, stop, stop, stop, stop crawling
Jimmy, don't, don't, stop, you will stop now.
I
All you won't be one. Yeah, I got this all you won't be one all you all you all you
Diffuse go to the A bomb and diffuse go behind
What are you doing?
Well behind the bar to be used
You see him? You see him? What are you shooting at?
No, I don't see him. I'm looking for him.
Oh, did you just randomly shoot him here?
Defuse? Don't test defuse?
Defuse? Don't test defuse?
Oh, no.
Mission failed. All friendlies are neutralized.
Can I be honest with you for a second?
Yeah?
Hey, can I be honest with you?
I've seen a lot of people play this game. This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
Dantez, so I told you the first 10 to 15 seconds of every defensive round to flip cans.
I did NOT say the last 20 seconds, which is what you just did!
Mijo, this feels like a math teacher calling his student RETURNED instead of teaching him how to do it!
I said going into this, are you okay with verbal abuse? And you said, and I quote,
Yes, I have a degradation kink, whatever the fuck that means, bro.
Now, Dantes, listen to me and listen to me clear, bro.
You're gonna have to win us this game.
Hey, listen, it's only gonna get harder than this.
These are the coppers, bro.
You gotta make a plan.
I'm not gonna sit back and let you make the plan.
You gotta take us to the promise land,
or this YouTube video's gonna be eight minutes long.
Dude, what do you want?
I don't know, Jynxy, I don't know how the fuck
To even know where they are!
I see some fucking asshole in the hallway, and it tells me nothing!
It's all good.
So, I found the bombs because daddy's got you.
Now listen.
Bro, they're starting to get a mini-map!
Now don't test.
Another teaching opportunity.
Do you see anything wrong in this area?
Is there anything about this area that rubs you the wrong way?
Look up at the yellow? Look at the yellow?
Look at the yellow?
Do you see anything that looks weird to you?
Yeah, it's a garage door, but there's not a garage door. It's only a regular door
Do you see anything that could be maybe something you could shoot here? Oh?
You got it you got it you got it you got it you got it. Yes. Why are you reloading in LMG?
Oh my god. Oh my god, that's us that's us in LMG
You don't ever need to reload ever not once never all right
Don't we go to your other side?
If you're out of bullets, never play this game again.
That means you shot 150 times.
Alright?
It only has a hundred!
Dude, it's not one-
Oh wait, I'm gonna drone-
I'm gonna drone! Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
I haven't drone!
I haven't drone!
Stop!
Oh my god, dude!
What is wrong with your hand?
Jesus!
Okay, let me drone.
I just need you to calm down.
I'm gonna come from the other side and it's gonna give you the chance to go fucking crazy
I'm on.
Okay, that's actually not a bad idea.
That's good pressure though.
Wait, is that actually work?
I'm in sight.
Holy shit.
Oh my god!
Okay, it's you again, so well, Jamesy, you got this, I did it one for one.
Let's go bro, you got this.
I know I got it bro, let me hear it.
I
Want to walk in but we need you let me hear
Yo, don't dress don't just I need come
When I'm in a 1v1, your mic's blasting my ears open.
I gotta hear everything, bro.
I gotta hear his footsteps.
I gotta hear if he farts.
I gotta hear if he puts his hand on his wiener.
Sound is the most important thing in this game, alright, bro?
Okay.
So I need comms when I'm in those intense 1v1 scenarios.
But listen, bro.
Do you want me to rate your performance 1 out of 10?
I mean, listen.
I'm ready to have my go stroked.
let me know. Yeah, so, okay, positives. Let me tell you, don't this your fucking as you
throw flesh and you throw the jinx it ornament bro.
Didn't Eastern European I just play me ignore this guy bro. Listen, bro. Okay.
I can't do this.
JT, leave the lobby dude.
All right, listen.
So, positives.
So, first off, what I like to do with new players is I like to give them a pros and cons sheet, bro.
So the pros of what you did in that game?
Good luck, guys.
Take care.
Bye-bye.
Okay, that guy's aura.
Listen, bro.
The positives of what you did, I'm still trying to kind of think.
You got kills.
The negatives of what you did.
You do this thing where you no scope, okay?
You just start randomly like, I don't know.
We'll get a minute into the round, you'll be doing fine.
And then out of nowhere, Dances,
your head will explode and you start no scoping.
Listen to me.
The worst, and I mean worst thing you can do
in Rainbow Six Siege is no scope.
It's not like any other game.
If you no scope and siege,
your bullets literally go everywhere.
So the most important thing you can do today
is aim in your gun, all right?
aiming your gun. If you play like that, we're not getting passed over.
I'm not a question. I'm a question. I'll be.
So Jyn C. What's worse? No scoping or beating?
Beating what? Beating what? Beating what?
A single mom of four when she's on her diamond rank up game.
Yo.
Okay, just scope in your fucking gun, Dantes.
Okay, listen, you need to scope in your gun, bro.
All right?
Also, when you see a camera, shoot it, man.
Just simple habits.
Also, at the start of 10 to 15 seconds
of every defensive round, what do I want you to do?
What do I want you to do?
Flip cams.
Flip cams.
And why do I want you to flip cams, Dantes?
Because it gives me information.
And why is information important in this game?
Well, it isn't for me, because I don't know where the fuck anybody is.
But your teammate, you know, me, Dr. Chubb over here, the 30,000 hours on the
game can act off of that information.
If you say, Hey, there's two guys here, uh, there's, there's a Finca and an
Ash pushing sunrise balcony.
I'd be like, okay, cool.
Finca Ash pushing sunrise balcony.
Called out or a very important thing in this game.
It's not like League of Legends, Don says you can't just go to all chat and
harass your teammates in seed.
If you want to get to the next level, you got to turn on your bike and
ask some questions, bro.
Okay, so I'm supposed to be your slave then.
Yeah, so basically in Rainbow Six each, every team has one support player and normally like one or two frag players and then some flex players. I need you to sort of.
Yes, be support player hardcore support if we're going to make it far.
Yeah, but I'm not that great. That's a problem better at jungle. So what what should we do then?
I'm gonna reset my game. I can't invite anybody. Yeah, so there's bug number one. Wait, don't you join this lobby that I invited you to by the way?
Don't tell us listen bro. Listen listen
Jungling it's not a thing in seeds, bro. I don't I don't know how a MOBA is gonna
Transfer over to FPS. It doesn't look like it's doing well right now
Wait, I don't care. I see is there like an operator that can like flank people bro like hecarim
so you want to be a flanker interesting you want to be a flanker okay the best
operator in the game for flanking is probably cavera by cavera okay well I
can't buy anything my game just blew up nothing's happening welcome to see each
brother what do you mean it blew up when we watch history bro I don't know what
the fuck's happening it's literally like it said clearing match making requests
And now it's just broken.
Yeah, oh your game did blow up.
Interesting. Oh, someone in your chat said you're playing Siege on 60 Hertz.
How do I check that? Jesus fucking Christ, bro. Wow, you really did just hop on.
Bro, Dantez.
Close out of your app and... Oh, there you go. Throw a man by, throw a man by, throw a man by.
I'm already in your end. Nice. Nice. Okay. Okay. So now I buy cavera by cavera. She is the best operator in the game for flanking. Also, you need to bind your crouched to your C button, bind your crouched to your C button.
It might already be CI I didn't check. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. So wait, what were you doing before the crotch? I
Was pressing control
Dude, how do you spell cavera?
CAV e
I r a
Is she on the bottom row or the third one or the second green with a knife and a shush
She's green. She's in the middle, in like middle left, middle left, middle left.
Of defenders, defenders, defenders. Now, the other character I want you to play, if you want to play like Hecarim, in gank, in flank, play Nook.
Nook is the attacker you're going to play, and Kevara is the defender you're going to play. You understand?
Yup, wait.
Fucking, fucking broke! I can't buy it!
Oh, oh, you need renown. Ooh, buy renown maybe? Can you buy renown or no? Chat, no, you can't, you can't, you can't.
Wow, you can't even buy cavera. Oh my God, bro.
Oh, boggles is the bronze. High-fives. Oh my God, boggles. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
We're playing- No, of all people, we're playing this guy.
All right, Dutchads, listen up.
The guy on the other team is literally my number one rage baiter and troll in my entire community.
We have to win this game, bro. We have to beat him!
I saw a few of his Instagram reels, he just tries to piss you off every day, right?
Yes! We need to beat this guy! Like, please try!
Okay, who did say one trick? Well, ban his one trick.
Bro, in Siege, there's not really one trick, bro. Like, people just kind of play whoever.
See, just more of a gun game, bro.
But listen, Dantets, if you want your playstyle
to be like Hecarim and go for Flanks and go for Gangs,
that's fine.
I'll allow you to do so.
I'll try to get as many cameras on people as I can
and try to direct you to Flanks.
All right?
OK, but I don't have a mini map, so I don't know where to go.
Oh my god, you're right.
See, he doesn't have a mini map.
Yeah.
Yeah, bro, that's why, like, if you're a new player,
learning the maps is so hard because there is no mini map,
Bro, great shout out of you, Dante.
It's a great shout.
So what the fuck do I do?
Do I just run around knowing nothing?
Yep, basically.
So the first 100 hours of siege, you're
going to want to blow your head off.
But then once you learn the map, it's actually a fun game.
Oh, I have a spouse power.
Stop with the shotguns!
Dante, captain here.
Captain here.
Dante's captain here too.
Here, now, now!
I only have one! I only have one!
Here, here, here, here, here.
Off for Location Bomb Protected.
Oh.
Okay.
Yup.
That test.
Never, and I mean never, place a cap can like this.
They can see it.
Crouch when you place it.
When you place your cap can, crouch.
Crouch.
Crouch!
When you place your cap can, crouch!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Cap can here.
Here.
Can they only attack us from this room?
CROWD WHEN YOU PLAYED THAT!
TRYING!
They can attack us from any room.
Anything in the game is on limits.
They can break any wall at any time.
You have to be ready.
So we need to defend A and B, right?
Our only job is to make sure that they don't plan.
Okay, I'll hold B.
On me. Drop test, he's on me.
Okay, I'm coming.
Drop test, over here, over here.
Wait I'm hearing a phone call. How do I answer the phone?
You don't want to answer it! Oh my god! You don't answer it!
Okay I'm hanging up. Where are the games?
Don't answer the phone! Ever!
Upside, come upside. Inside. Oh my god that's you.
Stop why are you hiding in the shower with me? Why are you hiding?
Well, where the fuck else do you want me to be?
Don't test listen bro. They're going to come to the-
Oh, Jinxie.
Stop.
Sorry.
Listen bro. We are in a literal barn bird of a frog place right now. Don't test, they're
going to come to this door bro and master back to the right.
Hang up, hang up, hang up.
I can't, I'm not-
Hang up.
It's not working.
It's not working.
Just hold it down, hold it down.
hold it hold it there you go oh my god okay now listen they're gonna be in sight
what I want you to do is run to this door right now run here and then play
close to the shotgun please don't run through it I didn't say I did not say
to run through it I said very deliberately run to it okay well have
you ever thought maybe don't tell me you got this by believing you oh my god
It's jinx against the world 1v1 jinx versus boggles
How did you die I've never in my life died like that I've never in my no I've never
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Chat, I've never in my life died like that.
I haven't never in my entire life died like that.
Oh my God.
Why did I say I killed you?
What happened?
So basically, I'm gonna explain what just happened.
Capcan's traps do 50 damage a pop.
He ran into your Capcan trap and it damaged him to 50.
But because my health was so low
and I was in the radius of the explosion,
I died to your trap.
Well, I've never died to that ever in my life.
That is the most niche thing that could have possibly happened.
Yep, we're gonna lose to Boggles, this is insane.
No, no, no, just lock in, bro. We need you to step it up right now.
You need- How dare- No, how dare you?
You need me to step it up.
Jensy, you're fucking champion, aren't you?
You're fucking losing a- I want me to the bronzes!
I died to your trap!
Dantez, listen, listen, bro.
I said, go through this door.
I did not say go through this door.
You walked into a fire. Are you a toddler like legitimately? Are you a baby bro?
Are you a child in this game? I am bro. So when the toddler walks into a fire
Do you guys apparently tell them to not do it again or do you like you know what I mean?
Like what the fuck bro? No, bro. I just
Expect people to not walk into fire. I don't know wait. How the fuck did you just oh I'm coming. Yep. We're tough come on here
I know that this shoot down this window shoot it up
Don't fall off the roof that says back up you will fall off the roof and die
Okay, wait, how the fuck did you just kill him because boggles is the idiot
Okay, Jyn see I'm gonna go for a flank
Don't ask you want me to show you something cool
Dantes, what I want you to do is we're gonna do a rush strat. I'm gonna break
this hatch with my grenade and we're both gonna drop, okay? What's a hatch? Right
here, come on. Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop! Wait, I'm- Where are you? I don't fucking need!
Breach it. Do you have breach charges or flashbangs? I have cheese! What did the cheese do?
Reach it, not reach it, reach it.
Okay, how do I set it off?
Deconate it, just detonate it.
I don't know how to do that.
Tap the same button you used to put it down.
Okay.
You see your first ever reach.
Don't run, Indra!
Bro, you need to drone! Drone!
Don't touch! Drone! Drone!
Where's he at? Talk to me. Where's he at?
I don't know, I'm on the bottom floor.
Don't touch, watch out, he's on you, he's on you.
What?
He said you I don't know where he is
He's over here this way not that's this way
Straight
So don't test all you're gonna do
Is you're gonna peek him?
Let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go let me go
I'll remember the fight on that yellow thing swing that yellow thing. He's better than anything on that yellow thing all you
No longer in your possession
Store has nine bulls in it
Which bro Jin see you said he was on the yellow ping so I fucking pre-fired and he wasn't on the yellow ping
Alright, so what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna use my drone and I'm gonna scare them with it.
I'm gonna swing it.
Well like, do you see how good that aim is, bro?
And how do you-
Well like, you shot the bat after.
Uh, that's just BM, bro. I'm just BM-ing.
It's like in League when you slash dance, kind of. I'm just BM-ing.
Okay.
Okay, now what we're gonna do is we're gonna ban Jokabee.
Jokabee?
Did I say Lyon?
Okay.
Why are you actually pounding?
Jokabee's the one that goes...
I saw that you had a panic attack the last time they went Jokabee's.
She's the one that makes fire.
She makes fire.
Miha, Miha, Miha.
Okay, listen, Dantaz, bro.
Just play whatever up is speaking to you.
Okay, nice.
You're using a pistol as the secondary?
well how do you change that I'm gonna be honest I need to become a shotgun one
trick no I that's the let like don't I'm not even getting that's probably the
worst thing you could do bro because on attack you don't use nobody uses shotgun
from a tiger you can see that's code bro you just run at them and you fucking
left click it's not that hard yeah I'm coping no you're right I'm so family
What are you talking about, Tric? You're right, bro.
Okay, wait, Genji, what's this thing?
So, that's a great question. First actual question.
That's a Mute Jammer.
So, whenever a drone comes in the radius of it, the drone gets shot off.
Duck! Duck!
Okay, I'm gonna set up a defense in this area.
We have three.
So, Gontez, what would be the strategical advantage of three Mute Jammers covering three feet?
Because the thing is that now if they send him like an infinite amount, we know that they can never drone from here
So we can defend the drone positions from elsewhere
No, no
NO! NO!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
What the fuck was that?!
Watch out, they're on the window!
Okay.
On the window.
Listen, listen, listen.
He's gonna be on the window.
Oh no.
Wait, why didn't you...
Why didn't I dive it and you died?
Yo, Dontes.
You see the hole to your left?
He's in that hole.
Right there. Right there. See him? Yep.
One up, four remaining.
Where's the other one? Where's the other one?
He's inside over here. Inside.
Where the fuck is over here?
On the other one. Go, go, go.
Which one? A, B, or C?
The B-Bomb. The B-Bomb.
Watch out, he could peek that hole.
Plant it in B. B bomb.
Window window, what's your left?
Mission failed. All friendlies have been neutralized.
So, Dantez, I want to be pretty clear when I say this, bro.
I've seen flight reacts play, I've seen Kaisa Matt play, I've seen Blackboy Max play.
I'm not kidding, bro. You might actually be the worst one out of anyone I've ever seen.
Like Dantez, what was the point of the eight shotgun shots at the air?
Was the air pissing you off or something?
No, it's because if they walk into the line of sight, then they die instantly.
It's like setting up a defensive perimeter with your bullets.
You know what?
You're right, bro.
Hey, no, no, you're right.
Keep it up, Dantez.
Keep it up.
All right, thanks.
Dude, we're going to go straight to like, I'm not even kidding, straight to champion.
I have no doubt in my mind.
actually gonna have to happen though is I think once we get to like platinum
Dante's I'm just gonna have to literally turn into Goku because I'm
basically down a man I'm down a man bro you're down a man cuz your man's got
downs get it cuz bro you see nice shoes where did you get them alright here
we go with this shit all right Dante's you're playing IQ I'm gonna teach you
her gadget all right okay so I see it sorry do I just get wall hacks no so you
get wall hacks on electronics so don't ask give me a favor point it here do I
care about shitty electronics when it there do you see anything like here
Yeah, it says electronics plus one
I the boats and go through the wall
Because the wall is metal
Got sense. Listen, bro. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Stop. Stop. Stop. It means there's a camera on the other side of the wall
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna drone right because droning is important now that we know it's clear
We can shoot the camera
Shoot the camera now.
Why are we in the basement?
Because we're looking for dead.
Now my ability makes it to where I can basically see if there's enemies near me and right now it's all clear.
Wait, so you got fucking wallhacks?
Yeah, my guy is literally wallhacks.
Look, downtown, see that?
Shoot it downtown.
I found another gun!
Dude and you found the bomb nice on test, okay
Who are they were they were they all right slow down stop slow down slow down bad bad dog test bad
They're all done done
What's up we can't purchase one to the rabbit's left
Call me done this
come on me now come on go come about this come
don't you have an eight you have another one you have another one and I
wasted them right to the left right to the right to the right I'm retarded I'm
I'm a target, I'm with a...
Down to one friend. The diffuser has been recovered.
You're actually gonna lose the bronzes. You can't make this up.
You got this probably.
What I'm doing now is I'm soundbathing, so I made sound over there to scare them.
I think I'm scared of sound.
It's in the re-position.
Now he's in bathroom?
So I'm actually gonna be able to grenade him?
We have been eliminated.
What the fuck just happened?
Wait, if they get four points to lose?
Yep.
What do I play what I play what I play you just gonna play out I want you to do is there's gonna play cap can and you're just gonna put trash now
Jinxy where does Darth Vader get it okay focus all right we're gonna go CCTV all right CCTV
I don't have capcams.
Oh, they banned it.
Okay.
Play whatever your heart desires.
Okay, I'm going to use shotguns.
All right.
First things first.
I actually won this game now.
I need to lock in.
All right.
I believe in you.
Put a mute jammer on the top of the metal stairs.
If you don't know where it is, I'll yell.
I'll ping it.
I will yell.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'll ping everything.
We're about to lose the bronzes, so we have to win.
I have to win!
Alright.
You got it.
Zontes, put a mid-sammer here, right there, right there, on that yellow thing.
And then Zontes, put a mid-sammer here.
Five seconds in counting.
At the top of the stairs.
Okay, now what?
Uh, uh, um...
No, I said, here, here, here, right here.
Put it there.
Zontes, sit inside.
Where are you going?
Don't just reinforce this wall reinforce this wall done a pain
This door is this we were back don't this this
Duchess what the fuck
Reinforcement made starting rough focus turn grouch
I
For last up ending all right to be one can't lose this stay I see I don't know wait. I'm gonna set what up
On the roof he's on the roof right it's foggles. It's like a brown spot
Okay.
Is he coming for us now?
Just calm, calm, calm, calm.
All I want you to do, Don't Test, is lay down here and watch the stairs.
Lay down right here.
Lay here and watch the stairs.
It's like pre-nating himself.
You don't have to keep moving. Just...WATER!
Bro, don't watch to see if he comes up
Alright
Done this year here on this yellow thing on this yellow thing on this yellow thing
Don't stop stop stop stop I have a C4 just stop wait wait wait watch this for
Alright, now you can peek him. Peek him. Peek him. You got him. You got him.
I'm retarded. I'm retarded.
OH MY GOD!
So, Dungeons, what happened when you peeked this? What happened?
I forgot to press E before walking in, so I died instantly.
What does E do? What does E do?
It makes it so I like I tilt
You know what that's a coaching mistake
I should have just told you to watch the door and wait for him to come through you would have got a free kill
I'm gonna take it. That's on me
You know Jinxie, how do I just simple friend requests people are finding me and they're just like having the user names as the hard R
Welcome to the rainbow six each community
Yeah after the game, I'll help you with that after the game. Jesus. Alright nice
Jesus Christ, bro. All right. If we win, I mean, my God. All right. All right. All right.
I'm going sludge. Do you have like fake on lock? Like tell me all the attackers you have a lock.
I need to know we're working with you. What are we working with?
I don't know. Later. Right on sludge. Yeah. In attack, you can actually change it. All right.
You can change it in the prep phase, in the prep phase, and we're in the prep phase in about five seconds.
So let me know you have a lot, bro.
We need to locate a bomb.
Almost type it all down one more time. It's God. It's like this. I'll block you
Okay, good
Striker's sludge that's your IQ through out operators. Okay, that's fine
First we got a drone and find the objective
Lock him!
Okay, I'm following you.
Alright, not bad. I'm gonna give you a simple mission, okay?
I'm gonna explode a wall and then you're just gonna...
...repel, uh, poke your head up.
So, repel just like this. Don't go on the roof.
the roof oh my god they didn't have to walk we're actually gonna lose oh my god oh my god oh my god
oh my god oh my god wait why are we gonna lose why we can't get the wall now why
i don't know what any of this means okay
oh no we're good for you
Jinx I don't see anyone. It's okay. Relax. You're right now. They're inside
Now that's that all I want you to do stop stop stop that
Stand right here right here
And just aim at this window and the one I just shot at aim there aim there
Don't want you to
uh oh someone threw something out of that window
same right there that's all i want you to do
literally game right here i destroyed a signal disruptor
Get ready for the breach I'm joining
That's not that's got on my camera. Do you see me get on my camera? Do you see him? What dude? No, just someone you want me to do
Can I get an angle on that?
Oh, no.
I gotta go deal.
Stay alive.
Dunkas, what I want you to start doing is slowly get closer and closer and closer to the window.
Slowly get closer and closer and closer to the window, okay?
Eventually you're gonna have to hop in.
Shoot your gun.
I'm fucking sweating bro, this is hard yeah, I've actually I don't know if I've ever lost
the bronzes on this challenge so this would be this would be a first on the
channel today okay listen bro go Jim no no vote Jim vote Jim vote Jim vote Jim
vote Jim oh thank god it sentries fine sentries fine okay your bar bar and a
VP oh that's coming here come here put the bar bar on the metal staircase I'm
gonna ping it I'm gonna fuck is a bar bar barbed wire put the barbed wire on the
metal staircase that way if they walk up will know okay so I'm coming for you I'm coming
for you come wait what all right I'm coming I'm coming right here you must protect your
Now that's it reinforce these walls reinforce this
Bro remember just look for the yellow thing. I'm gonna ping everything
I'm a shotgun
and my drone army is closed by one.
Reloading ammo.
Lock it up, okay?
Locked.
I just saw a luminati somewhere on my screen.
Get in the wall. Just aim there.
Get your gun out!
Your gun!
Stay there and aim at the door. That's all you gotta do.
My god, bro!
Why would you aim with a fucking camera down there?
It wasn't a camera. It was my g- oh.
Did you see him? Did you see somebody?
No, I accidentally left clicked.
Just aim at the door. Aim at the door.
Jinx I can stop my barbed wire now. Yep. Keep aiming at the door. Oh
No grenade
Keep any other don't stop they're gonna come from there trust me
They have to.
I've been located upon. Check this.
Yes! Yes! Keep aiming! Keep aiming! Keep aiming! Keep aiming!
Nice! Keep aiming! Keep aiming! Keep aiming! Keep aiming!
NICE! NICE!
Actually, oh my god! Good job!
Yes!
Each shit boggles you fucking asshole!
Yeah!
Oh my god.
Bro, I'm so proud of you.
You actually just want us back in at the end.
Thank god, bro.
Thank god.
Wait, did you die?
No, I was alive.
I was not going to kill him, but still.
Good stuff, man.
Okay, now we go to the silvers, bro.
We need you to start locking in from the jump because that was bad!
Okay, how do I disable friend requests?
I need to stop seeing the heart on my screen.
It's a picture of a Mazda.
Oh my God, oh my God.
Hi guys, how does he do it, hi guys?
Bro, go to Ubisoft Connect, the app, not in-game.
Go to the app at Ubisoft Connect.
Where do I go to that?
Go to the Ubisoft Connect app, it should be on your PC.
And then go to your notifications and go DND,
DND, DND, DND.
I'm gonna get a drink, bro, man, it's sober.
Nice shit, man.
bro, we're actually making it
okay, wait
do not disturb
how the fuck do I do this shit?
friends?
wait guys, where the fuck do I go?
Okay.
Profile notifications.
Do shift F2.
Shift F2.
Okay.
Now what?
show
Dude my fucking retarded settings, okay, right settings
All right, man, no James. I don't know how to do this shit
What's up, I don't know how to fucking do this shit, dude. Hi, guys. Do you have to
do lobby every time if this came actually in this battle of the state? Okay. Um, yeah,
bro, it's just a Ubisoft Connect app. I don't really know what else to say outside of that.
You have to just go to it on your PC. Yeah, but where do I go afterwards? Go to Ubisoft
Connect and then go to notifications. Like go to profile settings notifications or something.
just look for it I don't know I actually don't know where it is settings good
like settings notification don't leak it oh got it did you find it I'm good now
yep I'm gonna actually have to do new lobby every time wow this game is so
fucking bad also Jin see apparently I'm on 60 Hertz
what yeah my refresh rate was on 60 Hertz and I don't know how to change it
So this entire time you've been on 60 areas.
Yeah, and I don't know if I can change it.
All right, down chest, go to display
and then just put refresh rate to 240.
This is gonna feel so good.
Oh, it's cause I was on borderless.
Yep, go to refresh rate 240.
All right, now my entire room is black.
All right, we're gonna.
All right, bro, we're about to play Silver's now.
actually lock in a game.
OK.
No, but I mean, beyond string to the fact
that it was that close to the bronze lobby,
you really don't step it up.
After every game, we have to reset lobby,
and I have to reset my full game.
All right, sounds like classic siege.
All right, let me dump this.
Join the invite.
Join to join.
I invited you.
Remember, after every game, you've got to join,
because this game is a steaming pile of shit.
So you basically can't just have one custom lobby,
because every time they make a custom game,
afflictions after the game's over because this game's a steaming crock of shit when it comes to actually running the game
Okay, I accepted. I'm not you know now are your Hertz 240?
No
Bro, I said what it's a 240
That you play on 144 Hertz mother, bro your brain can't even register 240
Yeah, if a chat, if we make it to, if we make it to gold, it'll be a miracle, bro.
I don't even, this silver game is going to be a sweat fast, dude.
Don't ask, I invited you by the way, where are you?
It says clearing matchmaking request, please stand by.
Okay, all right, all right, we're good, we're good.
Just do work and let's keep it simple for bounce us here.
All right.
Hey, we beat the brothers, bro.
That's good.
Now, JNC, give me some advice, bro.
I need some tips and tricks.
Quit now.
Like, bro, what do you want me to say, bro?
You tried to put a camera on somebody instead of shooting them.
You prone around the map, bro.
I don't know what to say.
JNC, honestly, if you sit close doors with a shotgun, I actually think that's the best
thing you could do bro I'm gonna be honest it would be like I'd be coaching
you in league and your very first game of league I'd be like oh you're not
right-clicking the mini-map to move you're fucking disabled like we're
gonna need you to step it the fuck okay can you get in the lobby bro I'm about
Freak out why?
Chat what's this guy doing no, what's this guy doing? What is this? No, no chat. What is this guy doing, bro?
They're saying to restart the game
They're saying to restart the game, bro, I know where it's now. Oh it worked. Okay now
Did you join okay? You're in your end your end your end? No, you didn't invite me. Oh wait, Norman
Alright, listen up, public exposure.
We have a new strategy.
Dontaz, reset the game.
It's going to happen every time.
Oh, okay.
I'll do it after.
Yeah.
Reset the game.
Okay.
After each game.
Now listen.
Dontaz, our new strategy for you, now that we're in Silver and players are like slightly
more competent, all I want you to do is do what you did at the end there.
I'm going to give you a door to stare at and you're just going to stare at the door.
Alright?
With a shotgun.
I'm disabled, I just hear you use a shotgun every time and we win.
Yes.
I'm saying you sit, sit at the door and aim at the door.
That's all the one cause the thing is, the more you move around,
bro, the more chaotic and hectic I guess we legitimately might
use the silvers right now, bro, like come on, dude.
Okay, I'm going to choose mute.
Okay, that's a great operator.
That's literally what I play.
Alright, like one of the best
Now bro don't ask all that I want you to do brah is put a new jammer on the door and then aim at the door. That's it brah
But how many doors are there?
So put a new jammer here
Where 10 seconds here, whatever I say here look for the other page
Put a new jammer here
Increase surveillance on logs, up or ahead of the future.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Did I say that?
I said, gear!
Gear!
Just place another one!
There you go. Now, don't test.
Why would you put a mute jammer in a door where they can see it?
Now they can see it.
Is that what you told me to do?
No, I pinged it. Gear!
Don't put that shit in my mouth!
Okay, so where do you want me to sit now you're gonna stand literally here the whole round
Right here the same at the door
My face boy let daddy take over now
Wait, Jhinx, I'm getting kind of bored. Can I just rush them?
Yep, rush them.
Oh wait, I saw a camera, I saw a camera, I saw a camera.
I'm gonna walk like somebody else. Maybe not, actually.
I don't know if they're walking up the door.
Do you hear them?
That isn't a zombie, don't worry about that.
Wait it exploded.
That means they're on the door.
Keep up
Don't just remember if you keep proning you're gonna make noise
Stay there you're gonna kill him he's gonna walk in you're gonna kill him
Right
Oh wait, J.C. what the fuck man!
Uh, I'm questioning if this guy's the real Silver or not, I don't know.
He just, he just FRIED me!
Alright, all good bro! You did your job! Bro, you did good that round!
Now, defense is easy, attacking is just a full blow to the bottom, eh bro?
I don't know what to say, I have no words.
Th-th-th-th-this H.J. guy is good!
Okay, so what do we do now?
So now we attack so we're gonna be breaching and stuff we're gonna be I'm gonna be sludge bro fucking big sledge
That's fine bro sledge is a great character, dude. There's nothing wrong with sledge. You have grenades. You have a soft reaching ability
You have a good gun with low recoil sludge is solid bro sludge is a solid up
All right, let me send their fucking mouth now. Yep
You're doing amazing contest like incredible bro, you're doing great. All right, thank you. Thank you. Okay now listen
All I need you to do is tell me where to go, what to do, where to shoot, where to stand, and where we're going to be entering from, and as long as I just get that info, I'll be good.
Great. After all that, do you want me to jerk you off?!
Bro, don't do that! I gotta make sure that we don't boost!
It's like, I found them! I found them!
Your mission is to locate and defuse a bomb.
Your drone got hacked.
So, even though you found them, we now- they now have one of your drones because they're mausy.
Why don't I don't use mine anyways?
I can tell you a little trick. Watch this, ready?
So if you vault up on this car in full sprint and vault again, you actually get on the roof.
See that?
Easy as fuck.
I'm on the roof now.
I SAID!
No, it was an accident.
Get back down here!
Okay, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Why are you wandering?
No, cause I was gonna go for a flank. I was going for a flank.
No, no, FUCK THE FLANK! STOP THE PRINKING!
I-I just lost 30 health. I just lost a-ah.
Oh, no.
I exploded this wall, so be very careful of this wall.
Now, Dottet, my character is a character by the name of Grimm.
So what I-
I won, I-
Did I say to throw a grenade?
My character is a character by the name of Grimm.
So what I can do is I can find where the- I died.
I
Have in the middle of a sentence and you're wandering into the breach. Why do you wander I?
I have a character named Grim. I can give you redpings before you walk in on them
So you can get three kills. Why are we banning Amaru? Okay, you know what? Why did you do that?
Wait, why? Is that a problem?
It's basically like wasting a band, Dante, you're wasting a band
It's literally better if you just don't touch anything in the bandface stop touching stuff
Also, don't text!
If I'm Grim, I have these little bugs that shoot out of my gun.
I can shoot five of these mechanical bugs, and if they run into the area, they get red pinged.
So you can get free kills.
But none of that matters if you walk into the breach like a chicken with your head cut off and don't listen to your coach.
So why don't we just always play Grim?
Grim. Well, he's good. He gets banned. Smart players will ban him.
How the fuck did you just do that?
Oh, oh, this is oryx this guy's basically the Kool-Aid man
Why does he low-cam zesty legs
What
Like they're a bit too small for his body
Okay, okay, okay, what do I do with my barbed wire put it here see this now what what do you think?
What is the point of this contest? Why do they we're doing what's the point of what they take damage if they walk in?
Yes, but more so importantly if they break the barbed wire will cure them
Oh, I don't know. I don't know what anything sounds like, bro
Already made your movements it's the cover game
Jesus, okay, let me reinforce everything. No, no, no, no, stop
Don't do that
the bomb pushing at it pushing at it pushing at it over here I don't know what
Atticus what does that even mean right here okay Jinxie up oh fuck
hold that don't ask yeah hold that swapping bags
I just got fucking one shot
oh my God, so pretty much in Siege if you walk anywhere
You just died as some fucking piece of shit camping. So you need to be the one camping always dude. I love that you wow
Okay, okay now you're learning bro listen bro, especially when you're defending the more that you move the more that you die
Okay, basically all this game really is it's like whoever has more patience
Normally gets the kill if you're just more patient
Really?
Yeah, you just have to be really patient, really disciplined, and then obviously you've got
to learn the maps and the operators.
But that's like, I mean that's like, we're talking 30, 40 hours.
Like, this is just ground zero, bro.
Right now, you're doing good.
I think you've gotten a kill in every match.
All right, I'm ready for it now.
Remember, I'm grim, okay?
So what does that mean?
What did I say?
I explained it three times.
I mean, so you walk in and you do all the work for me.
Yes, I'm basically going to give you constant wall hacks on them, and then when you see
the red ping just shoot them in the fucking head. That's it. Grim is broken. So why the
fuck is that even allowed? Uh, I don't know. The battle team in this game is not gonna
be that good. He's been spammed in like almost every pro league game. Like his abilities,
it's not about his abilities broken, it's just that he has five shots on him. So you
can just do it five times. Jesus. So remember, same thing. Stay with me. Let me draw. I'll
I'll get you in the building.
Think of yourself as like a toddler, bro.
Just get into the stroller
and let me walk you to the amusement park.
If you refuse to get into the stroller,
we're not gonna get to the amusement park.
And then I just hope I don't get kidnapped
by Diddy on the way.
Exactly.
So I joined it, I know it's clear.
It's completely clear.
So now I'm gonna preach it, don't do anything.
It's very much preachable.
Remember, in the stroller, what are you doing?
You're not in the stroller.
What the fuck are you doing?
You're gonna fucking kill me.
Yeah, but I didn't say to go in!
Wait!
Wait!
Wait!
What?
Wait!
Stop!
Stop that!
Stop!
Stop!
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
My God, dude!
I don't see anyone.
Yep.
Remember, you're- I'm your mom and I'm putting you in the stroller.
I just- I'm breaking all the fucking paintings.
One on your friend.
Okay, what now?
Alright, so now what's gonna happen is I'm gonna grim them.
We're gonna get wall hacks.
See, see the wrapping?
Yep.
So
You're happy for me nice
She's in the bathroom
Look at me Batman. Look at me while you die.
Come on!
Take this map! Take this map, boys, on the floor!
Yeah! There you go! Now you're getting it!
Now you're getting it!
Alright, what's to it?
Bro, I'm not feeling it.
What are you talking about?
Here we go!
Now remember, after this game, we need to reset our app, because this game is a steaming
pile of crap. Alright?
Yep.
Well, you need to. I don't know. My turn.
Okay, bro, looking good. You got a kill now when you got the kill were you looking at the red thing?
I think you were right
Yeah, but he wasn't on the red thing
Well, that's not even like possible unless you killed the guy that wasn't being red paint maybe I guess I could yeah
No, that's that's what it was like
Yeah
Okay, good now test you're doing literally amazing. Literally amazing
Wait, wait, why don't I get a deployable shield those are good, bro
The thing is I still know if you have the brain capacity to use one of those things
Yeah, I think it's not fucking hard. Did you just walk around and you don't die? No
Yeah, but you got to know where to place them specifically the thing about deployable shields roads
You have to know exactly what you're doing
So you're ready?
Yep
Come here. Here. Use the shotgun to make a rotation
Use the shotgun
Reloading
Yep, make your attention.
Maybe back up a little bit to get more bullet strength.
Bomb location is here.
Come here. Make your attention here.
Make your attention here.
Where?
You buy an awful lot of hits of bombs.
Put your shield here.
I don't have a shield. I'm barbed wire.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
YOU SAID YOU HAD A SHIELD!
I ASK!
I ASK!
I love this shield!
Suria in place.
Okay, where do I go?
This again.
Yo, why are you wasting bullets?
I'm not- Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Don't backseat me!
Don't backseat me ever!
I'm not wasting my time to shoot the A-Star.
Oh, so you're following me like a golden retriever.
Just stay in sight, Dantex.
Where the fuck do you want me to go, bro?
OK, I'm on the outside.
Above you.
Above you.
Watch out.
Get out of there.
Get out!
Remember, the more you move, the more you die.
First rule of siege.
OK, I'm going to defend that point, OK?
They have a camera here, you gotta move, you gotta move, they have a camera on you.
You breathed! You entered the match!
Brother! Brother! Brother! I said behind the B-bomb!
I did not say this to start randomly firing at Metal!
Jinxie, if they're behind the B-bomb, I'm gonna shoot where the B-bomb is, bro. It's simple logistics.
The B-bomb is made out of metal, so what now, Captain?
Well, did my coach ever tell me that I can't shoot through Metal?
You know what you're right, bro. You're right. Hey remember reset your ass ASAP
Someone might someone in my chat side if I just exit your custom match and rejoin is fine
Yeah, but don't read you like read just join the new lobby because I left that custom that customs dad. Yeah, that's fine
I'm just waiting for you. All right, beautiful. Bro. We beat the silvers. Okay. Okay, cool. We're getting some momentum now
We're gonna play the gold sprout. I think this is where it ends. I'm not gonna lie. This is probably the end
Well, what's in the last silver liar about his rank?
Uh, yeah, I don't know.
He was way too aware to be a silver.
Well, there you go.
So I think we're fine then, no?
Yeah, maybe you're right, actually.
Maybe you're right.
But then again, though, his other teammate was literally in team, so I think we're,
I don't know.
I actually don't know.
Okay, but genuine question, Jinx.
A genuine question.
Like, I know I'm trying to take rage bait.
Are you really a champion player if you can't 1v2, 2 gold players, bro?
Um, yeah, you're right. You know what? You're, I got it. But bro, the thing is I've hit champion like 25 times consecutive. So yeah, I'm okay. So I mean, like, this should be easy for you. No, it's not that. It's that I have a walking the bottom of me on my team and I'm trying to like hold your hand through everything, which ends up getting me killed sometimes because like that says, okay, do you want me to be honest with you?
Talk to me.
Literally haven't you actually I'm not gonna say that you know what bro you're great. It's my steams
Well, what's worse what's worse the fact that you have me on your team or the fact that you're not on shotguns
What like what do you mean by that?
What's up who told you this shotgun dude? I
This what I heard is that I am to heck room when you are to shotguns. That's what I heard
Like, Jack, who told this guy, no, no, who told this guy about shotgun?
What is happening right now?
What is going on?
Who told this guy?
Like, I'm a headcrumb challenger, one trick, and you're a shotgun crutch champion, right?
Like that's the equivalent.
I have a one point.
Okay, let me, let me, let me clue you in on exactly what I do on this game.
I've hit champion, uh, uh, literally every season since 2021.
So I've been championed for six consecutive years.
I've won probably 40 total tournaments in my entire life.
I've also beat Bodo in a 1v1, who's a professional player.
On top of that, I'm solo queuing the champion right now on PC,
and I have a 1.9 KD.
Do you realize how disgusting that is?
I'm on controller, which means I'm aiming with my thumbs,
which means 95% of my opponents are aiming with their entire arm,
and I have a 1.9 KD because my game sense is that much higher
than the average player.
Did you use shotguns for all of those-
Yo bro, shut up!
With this shotgun!
Bullshit propaganda!
No, I mean Brava!
And Mazi!
Mazi's the most played operator!
I mainly used the fucking Demando on defense!
What are you saying, kid?
I used- I used
Mazi and Brava!
Not shotguns!
Enough!
I'm a 25-time champion, bro. 25 times.
Masi and Maza are operators, not guns. Do they have shotguns?
Yeah, I'm not. Masi has an AR, and Brava has an AR. They both are AR.
Brava is an AR operator, and Masi is an AR operator. Those are my two most played-offs.
Alright, 1 and 10. Ben, when are we booting up the gold one?
Yo, this guy, who's going in his chat? Who's going in his chat?
Someone's feeding him this information.
Bro, stop feeding him this weird shit!
Okay, well listen, bro. After gold, is it emerald or is it platinum?
It's platinum. Don't worry, bro. We're not making it to platinum.
Bro, it ends here. We're not making it to platinum.
How the fuck are you sitting here and you're this unconfident?
Because you are terrible!
You're AWFUL DONE DANCE!
I thought maybe, if you're challenger in league,
that you would have some brain cells in this game.
Hey, uh, Jinxie, new lobby.
Okay, new lobby. Cool. I'm gonna stay calm for that.
Not gonna rage. Not gonna rage.
Hey, you're doing a good job of that, so far.
Not gonna rage. Nope, not gonna rage.
Not gonna rage. New lobby again. Okay, we gotta make a new lobby for the new lobby.
Okay, cool.
Bro, so don't test listen to me bro.
Seven.
Yo, alright this guy's just reading bullshit.
Listen to me don't test listen, okay.
I have been champion since the Obama administration.
That's how long I've been champion for bro.
Do you know who you're talking to right now?
Like, brother, in my prime, I was the top 20 controller player.
Wait, hold on.
Obama was president in 2012.
said that you've been champion since 2020 Obama was president in 2019 no look bro
I've been champion since 2020 that's all I gotta say I invited you by the way join
up yeah I'm trying to but it says clear matchmaking requests bro the stats speak
for themselves bro. Look at my TD bro.
I'm going to put in stats, what?
Genuine question, is 1.9 KDA against Silver's when you're champion, even that impressive?
Um, yeah so, yeah I'm about to like, my head's going to explode.
Yeah, no it's not impressive but the thing is I'm not playing against Silver's bro.
I'm in Emerald and Diamond elo right now.
Oh sorry, I didn't realize you're playing against Gold's.
No, did I say gold?
Don't say, did I say gold?
I said emerald slash diamond.
All right, don't worry.
I'll give you your flowers for beating Platinum.
So if that's where you need, Mr. Champion.
Get in the lobby, bro.
Just get in the lobby and then get in the back.
I don't know what's happening.
Vice left the squad.
Yeah, don't worry.
Don't worry, this game's a fucking joke.
But why don't they fix it?
Ooh, oh my God.
Wait, I actually don't know.
I've been asking that question for 11 years now.
I don't know.
It's their most successful multiplayer game and they've made
literally billions of dollars.
I have no idea, bro.
You know what?
Actually, that's your first good question.
I don't know.
Wait, you know what you should do, bro?
You should make a company called UB Hard, and then you just remake their entire game.
That sounds like a horrible idea, bro.
Dantes, are you joining or should I just burn my PC to the floor?
You're on the floor!
I'm trying!
Like, this fucking shit, quiet!
I'm trying!
All right, I'm in.
Switch seats.
If you can't invite this guy, it's his problem because everybody else is in the lobby.
Bro, James, you have a question.
What if like we sat here and we had matching names?
So I'll be like public exposure and you can be like public and decency.
Yeah, so let's put a pin in that, bro.
That might be top five worst ideas I've ever heard in my life.
Brother, I have a reputation on this game.
I have a reputation to uphold.
The fact that I'm even in a lobby with you is already losing the RP points, bro.
Brother, your name is public exposure. I'm not naming myself public indecency.
I have a long-term relationship with R6, bro.
Oh, what if you made your shotgun come shot?
Yep. Okay.
Yeah, but it's this guy's problem. You gotta add somebody else.
Because it's not the lobbyist. It's just this guy's thing.
I don't know. Can't be invited.
Do you know what go hard so like you know how every time or now those scores a goal he does like some weird shit in front of like the goal
You mean this to that. Yeah, exactly. So what if you started doing it?
Or instead of being spider-man you were shotgun man
And you put this little like thing that sprays white liquid out kind of like a spider-man thing in your pants
And every time you clutch it around you stand up pull a lever and it just blasts all over your camera
Yo, John Tess. Ah
Yo, John, this I don't use shotguns that much bro. Who fed you this v.s.
Bro, no dream see it's not him. I literally can't invite anyone. I don't I don't know. Well, didn't you invite spicy taco?
Yes, after I invite
Connect and then I'll add
I just do that for everybody just text me those shit text me those shit
Who's better at our six you are high on me not even close me not even close
Bro me but like I have 30,000 hours in the game, so I should be done
So you're like the don test of rainbow six yo, bro
No, no, no, I'm not a heck of a one trick. No, I don't play one operator. I play well
Yeah, obviously they don't have heck of in this game, but they have shotgun, bro. Here's my okay. Yeah, yo
Here's my point, bro. I could hit champion on any operator you hit challenger on only heck of a room, bro
That is the difference
Okay, well the other difference that rainbow six has like 40 players maybe 50 on the weekend and league has a couple million
Okay, I'll give you that one yo almond. I added you bro. Please get in here. Hi. Bye. It's also grow
Just text me everybody because if you can't do it, I'll be able to all but at me back now
We should not be taking 30 minutes to start a custom
There invited join haven't you that every time every time about to have an andiwism in here. I
I got my psychotic teammate say I'm a shotgun crutch, and then the lobbies won't start.
Spice of Docos, which team?
Spice of Docos, which team?
Can we choose like an easy map?
Is there like a map that's like Newk Town?
We yeah, we just played it.
It's called Oregon, bro.
Yo, Almond, why are you not in the game, Almond?
You click the button and you join, Almond.
Let's go. Join the match. We're rank is high buys if he's gold. He can just sub in his champion, bro.
Wait, really? Yeah. I thought he was I think played Rocket League. I can do be one. It's got
some original go and click on almond. See what I look. Look what happens when you invite it
Insta cancels
Can we just get a new guy then?
Okay, can we just get a new guy? No, he's in he's in
He's in just just started
Yo, yo yo yo don't ask yo
Yeah, I'm just gonna can I come clean with you here? Can I be honest?
Yeah, I'm listening. This is the gold game. I don't have much confidence, bro
I don't have much confidence. Well, how about you fucking get confident then bro. You have 30,000 hours
Yeah, you've showed me
You basically showed me everything to make me lose confidence in you don't that's
Everything you could have did to make me lose confidence you did bro
Okay, so should I use an m8 70
Yo, uh, Dantez, I've said this a hundred times.
You shouldn't use shotguns unless you're using mute or warden.
That's it.
Mute, warden, or smoke.
That's it, bro.
I have a shotgun and a deployable shield this game.
Did I say to do that?
Did I say?
Oh, good.
You didn't say to do anything, bro!
No.
You just said you and you fucking talked about how we're going to lose!
No.
You secure the area.
Here's what I'm going to do.
I'm gonna play an operator by the name of clash and I'll be able to call out
Exactly where the enemies are and you're gonna kill him, but all right. Yeah, that sounds fucking balanced
Exactly
All right, I'm placing barbed wire great
I dare you to come closer
What are you doing? Don't do that!
I like- you're like scaring me, stop!
Where do you want me to stand?
Where do you want me to stand?
For now, just relax.
Stand inside, stand inside, inside, inside, inside!
Go to site now!
I don't know where site is. Wait, B or A? Which one?
Do you want me at B or A?
Oh, he's on the store, on the store, on the store, on the store. Watch out.
I said to go to site man.
I like, down to that, I said to go to site bro.
You told me to watch the fucking door Jamesy.
Alright, so I'm using Clash without the Clash, alright.
So basically all I did there about that was I just held a pixel peak and I just got a
free kill.
The best thing you can do in this game is hold tight angles like an absolute loser.
That's the best thing you can do, bro.
I don't know what any of that means, but I'm impressed.
Hold an angle that is tight.
It's not rock n' turd!
HOW THE FUCKING AN ANGLE BE TIGHT?
IS THERE A LOSS ONE?
The more- yes, bro, it's called why.
The more narrow an angle is, the better, bro, okay?
The less like you are to die, the smaller your head hit boxes.
Do you understand that?
Yes.
But the problem is I died because a guy fucking shot behind me.
Yeah, but, Dunfus, the one thing I've always told you today
is just stay in sight, man.
You do this thing when you turn into a golden retriever.
You told me to watch the door.
Check Vodd.
I told you to watch the door after you trapped yourself in the room.
Then I said, yeah, watch the door.
What I want you to do is put him in D.
Just stand and stand!
10 seconds, two insertions.
OK, so what do I do now then?
Give me comms.
We're going to drone the objective.
What we've been doing all day.
We've got to see what they are.
We don't have a strategy or a plan until we find their character.
A bomb must be located at the end of the scene.
OK, so find them.
Are you?
Are you using sledge-shot yo like bro is this is this
Hey, don't yes, how many times don't how many times I'm gonna shoot no
How many times did I say to not use sledge-shot gun? Yeah, but I've been able to do shit with anything else
All right, we're gonna go through our restaurant. Oh
Okay, Jamesy, I'm gonna go into applying for the bottom floor
All right, you go for it
I'm on Main Stairway
All right, you got it all you bruh
Where should I go?
Jynxie, look at my, look at my, where should I go?
You're gonna walk straight?
Walk straight?
Straight?
Straight?
Yep, keep going.
Straight?
Straight?
Whoa, whoa, I didn't see that, I didn't see that!
You just gave away your position?
Walk straight?
Walk up the stairs?
STOP THROWING RANDOM FUCKING GRENADE!
Close lap, yep, close lap, yep.
He's low, he's low.
I need a flank. How do I get up there from behind?
behind us located. Run straight, straight, straight, straight, yep, straight, bang a left,
bang a left at the top of the stairwell, straight, straight, straight, go back, go back, go back,
go back, sledgehammer this wooden wall to your left, sledgehammer this wooden wall,
go in, oh my god, got him. All friendlies have been eliminated. It's like driving a truck
with one wheel. I don't even know what to say, bro.
It's like driving a truck with one wheel that's on fire.
I don't want to hold it.
Miho, I did everything you said!
Yeah, Miho, the problem is you're positioning yourself
like a injured gazelle.
What do you want me to say?
Stop randomly banning ops!
You're like actually in ink.
I need the band so I can ban stuff
Right, you're up. You're fisting me
Go back go back. Stop randomly banning stuff, bro. I'm gonna have a fucking breakdown playing
Wait, I didn't mean to choose doc. That's what oh wait you might actually be able to help
Well doc has heels no dude this is what I told you to play all day if I take damage
You can heal me if you take damage you can heal yourself, bro. Thank you
yes bro secure the bomb
I where do you want me to go?
where do I always say secure the bomb?
oh wait, I just wasted one of my self-heals
MOTHERFUCKER
you have a shotgun
you have barbed wire?
do you have barbed wire?
uh yes
put barbed wire right here
now put it there now
There's a decision. Yeah, but don't don't don't don't don't I
Hacked it. That's my drone that you shot
I
Swear to God if you left me never better chance of winning. I'm not even kidding. This is full-on hitting. This is full-on
engine
Okay, well, I have a why what do I where do you want it? Just tell me just put it up your ass, dude
Get out of my way at this one
Bro, put it in here
here
They're my don't do it don't do it
Don't get away don't get away stop
How many hills you have left how many you have left I sell one I sell one
Don't grab that stem until I tell you to literal infant
I got wall bang.
Woo!
Alright, behind you.
Behind you.
Behind you.
Okay.
One's on this window to your right and the other one is in ma- like over here.
on this window if you're right if he jumps in the window you'll get a free kill with
your shot down in a little bit of this failed all friendlies have been neutralized I had
a feeling the gold should be the end of us I mean I don't know there's no chance we
saw the chance we saw the chance we just got to walk it in who do you want me to ban
yes so can you ban yourself is that possible don't ask don't ask what did I tell you to
do with thought stop randomly voting stop you're gonna end stop I need control of
the bands like I need priority of the bands bro if you keep inking the bands
we're gonna lose don't test listen to me listen clear I got what did I tell you
exactly to do with the what I exactly say to you kill you and then you got one
one shot. No, no, you healed yourself twice when you were already full HP. Is there a
nine pound rock in your fucking brain? That was an accident and then you still got one
shot. It's on my fault you don't know how to position and it gave you a three thousand
hours in. Ten seconds to insertion. You know what? Do your own thing. You push by yourself.
I'm done.
No, no, no!
I'm done.
I'm done.
You push by yourself.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Hold it in your hand.
You are a literal nightmare of a player!
Well, are you-
Fuck you!
Get away!
Get away!
No, no.
Don't, don't.
You need backup.
I'm here for the backup.
You literally are in my way when we push out the time.
Okay, I'm- I'm creating a distraction.
I knew the gold would be the death of us.
I knew it.
Don't test.
Sledgehammer this wall.
What the fuck?
You told me to get away from you.
Sledgehammer this wall.
Don't go through it.
Just back up.
Back up.
Wait, I think I might have accidentally destroyed your drone.
No, you didn't destroy my drone.
You destroyed your drone somehow.
Oh, okay, the last one. I don't use it anyways.
Jesus Christ.
Alright, they're downstairs, Dante.
They're actually trying.
So what do we do?
They're downstairs. I'm just gonna have to kill multiple.
Wait, is there a place where I can enter through the roof?
Yeah, you can break the hatches with your sledgehammer.
Find a square hatch.
Okay, I already did. I already did.
of
the
death
of
death
Oh my gosh, who lost the bullets?
defusion initiated protected
Oh my god!
Rob trying my nuts off right now dude.
bro now I'm telling you we're looted then dynamic duo in this game it's
actually fucking unreal we wait wait wait wait wait wait wait we we us me and
you we well yeah you actually just say that stupid shit
oh nice nice jinx see the one time I don't bang you bang nothing either
congrats dude honestly bro banning nothing is better than anything you
I'm not I wish I was kidding. I wish I was kidding bro. All right
We're gonna go ventilation and we're gonna win the match lock in Dante's. We're gonna lose the gold players
I'm locked cocked at loaded
All right, like a wall bang together swear we got
Give a shotgun on bandit don't test
You know what my dad always told me don't ask questions. You already know the answer to just make the rotation
Right here. I don't have a shotgun. Of course. Of course. No, of course. The one fucking time
I need you to have a shotgun. You have it. Do you have a C4? Do you have a C4? I have
bugged wire. Mother of God! We can't make a rotation. It's over. Oh my God. No, no, we
can, we can, we can, but... Oh, wait. Jinks in my books. Don't go through the walls.
oh nice okay that's good enough all right do you want me to just hold this
position I want you to stay right in this corner where which one the one that
I yell okay do you want me to look through the hole no just watch the
right there you're in
oh fuck, I accidentally shot
good thing I'm back as father
was that you that shot down that
No, no, no, that's not right.
No, no, no, no.
Hold an angle. You'll get a kill.
On the window.
The location has been compromised.
Dante, it's on your window. Watch your window. Watch your window. Watch your window.
Okay, are you watching the door?
No, just watch the window. Watch the window.
BAM! I WALKED THROUGH THE FUCKING DOOR, MAN!
There's barbed wire on the door, there's a thorn on the door.
Watch your window.
If I get killed through the fucking door jinx, this will help me, God.
I got your door.
I got your door.
It's called having trust in your team.
I have your door.
He's on the door.
watch the window the fucking window job test I never said the door all right
he's coming to the door now
right I'm gonna leave you the one-to-one window window window window
Freak yo window
What's that I said there you go?
See bro, you're not your best when you watch one thing. Yeah, I'm telling you it's cuz I'm retarded
Whatever it is bro, you're at your best when you watch one thing dude one thing
All right, bro, maybe we'll make it to Platinum's
Alright, remember, let me ban-
Chaban, Katie-
No!
Stop!
Stop!
Stop fucking touching stuff!
Stop touching stuff when we ban!
Stop!
Stop!
Okay.
Don't touch it!
Don't touch it!
I'll do the bans!
I got it!
Don't touch anything!
Now you can touch stuff!
Oh, Jeng-C, come here, boy.
What though, so I guess League of Legends does not transfer dude, Jesus Christ.
What do you mean it doesn't transfer?
We already made it to Golds.
What's the worst you've ever had?
You keep doing this thing where you say we.
We, we, like, that's it!
Me!
I did it!
Me!
I got us to Platte!
No, you know what you got?
You got your fucking confidence, bro.
You got fucking a bunch of complaining and whining.
No, you know what you got? You got two fucking confidence, bro.
You got fucking a bunch of complaining and whining saying we're never going to make it past Golds.
That's what you got. But I'm the one motivating us enough for us to realize our potential.
You're right. No, you're right, bro. You're right. You're right.
All right, let's go. I have a shotgun.
Oh, now you got it. Cool. Great.
Well, you told me to get lost.
Yeah, but that round's already over. It's all good, though.
get the L85821 sledge. I don't know what I knew that means. He's here, he's here, he's here.
What are you doing? Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Alright, come on fire secured. It is a shotgun, not a sniper for the nine hundredth time! Stop doing that!
Wait, are there snipers in this game? Yo.
I'm ready
All right, I opened the door
I'm opening all the windows
But I think they're downstairs we have to find this guy
my character is jackal so basically I have a foot fetish and I can find people's
feet okay is there a manicure or a pedicure what
listen never trust the naked eye what color the nails see him see him see him on
the page that is you can kill him see him on the page
Go go
Not that skill
Nice
There we go, bro. All right, we're into plant. Okay. Hi, my sister's name. I'll do it
Well, I'm not gonna lie bro. That was actually fucking crazy
What was crazy? What was crazy? Like how hard I question our last round?
I
What what Jin see Jin see ask your Chad who's carrying harder me or you
My Chad is gonna troll me Ralph. They know the answer. No, no, they're not you can't make up excuses. Ask them
Who's having a harder?
All right, I'll test new lobby hi guys tech to the names a sap a sap a sap because I'm mobile
Yeah, yeah, hold on. I'm about to do in three
or I'm about to need like 11 seconds all right bro we're actually in the tire
ranks now we're in platinum this I mean if we can't be surprised
is that no was behind that bill did you invite me yet relax I'm loading it up
there we go all right now I'm inviting you three did you send the invite three
two one yeah I just sent that I just sent that I just sent that I just sent
that I just sent it.
I found it.
Wait, why is your character like a little weird girl?
Basically, about six months ago,
some absolute loser hacked into my Ubisoft Connect account,
unfriended all my friends, added 1,000 people
that I've never met in my life,
and then changed my profile picture to a girl
because he's a sad, demonic, freak loser.
Okay, but why did you never change it?
Because I'm too lazy to do that.
What?
Nice.
All right.
All right.
Master, that was actually a pretty good ball to write, bro.
Master of the lab added me.
We have eyes.
You can invite them too.
Like I was, I'll just do it as a backup.
Hi, guys.
You invite them.
You invite them.
Like you also invite them.
I'll just do it as a backup.
I'm trying to like hurry as fast as I can because it shouldn't take fucking 30 minutes
30 minutes to be able to get this game is horrible.
But I'll be a backup, I'll have eyes if you can.
Who's the worst teammate you've ever had?
I mean, it'd be like a copper,
but do you mean champions?
No, no, like in these challenges that you've done,
in the 2v2s, who's the worst teammate you've ever had?
I actually don't know.
Probably like, I don't know, I don't know.
Maybe flight, I think we lost on like literally silver,
something you remember I have to reset my game after every game to invite people so it just takes a while
Okay, I got you all right, so you're saying I'm not the worst
You're not the worst. No, I mean me and flight lost on literally the silver game or like the broad game
Wouldn't that be your fault then?
Uh, no because I'm trying to like get him kills and then he dies
Bro just relax
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. Here we go, Dante's, Dante's.
These guys are Platinum's. We're PROBABLY gonna lose here. Alright?
I need you to combine all of the brain cells that you possibly have in your head
for this game. These are Platinum's. We can probably lose this.
Bro, one of the guys' names is Kyle. We got this easy.
What is your name, bro? Is it actually-
Don't us your name is why'd you been yo yo yo yo don't us did I say the banter?
Oh, what if we went to the bar don't us did I say?
Okay, yeah, go to the bar. Oh, yeah. No, we can do master bedroom. I'm fine
All right, Jin see I'm gonna go mute
Never mind. I'm captain. Yep. Don't ask don't ask. Do you have a barc wire or a photo group camera?
I have a...
I have this...
5 seconds.
Bomb location compromised.
Alright, John Tess, listen up. These guys are blasts, okay?
This is the most likely chance we have of losing.
Lock in.
Alright, bro, are you...
There's a drone on you, shoot it. There's a drone on you, shoot it.
Where?
Do you see it? What are you...
Uh, wait a...
What are you shooting at, bro? Do you see a drone or not?
No I didn't! I'm not shugging for it!
Were you do this thing or did you like hope to?
Just wait till you see it, bro.
Okay, what do you want me to do?
Well, we know they're on this window, right?
Okay, so I'll sit on the window, then.
Alright, Jamesy, cover my six. I'm on the window.
Yep. I got your six, bro.
I'm getting a phone call please stop okay I hung up
forget
Alright GenC we're gonna have to have you lock in bro that was fucking pathetic so what time should I play here?
okay so in this scenario we're gonna ban mute why because we want to be able to
drone the thing about me is he denies your droning source and you're joining
economy a lot so you need to be able to draw so mute so good man always he's
never a bad man okay so what should I what champion should I play bro maverick
is a horse yeah you could play heck of a room baby bro listen up bro all right
listen up oh my god I'm playing glass he has a sniper I need to locate a bomb you
know what give it a try I'm curious to see how that goes give it a shot what's
the worst thing that could happen if you use glass well you drop the ball down
and we lose I didn't drop the ball this kid made no noise and kill me
locate and don't always make noise no matter what yeah but not in that weird
that scenario. Who's side are you on dude? Okay wait wait wait why the fuck are you on
the other side of the map from me? Okay John says let me make one thing clear also. Using
glass is like only pros can use it because it's very strapped heavy operator. He's pretty
terrible for actually hitting kills. Why you just fucking left him? Yup you're right bro
you got him. Uh Jensy why the fuck did you spawn on the other side of the map as me?
I
Okay, so turns out you can't break open the roof windows
Yeah, no shit
Have a fucking I suppose to
Oh no
Can you rest me?
If you wanted my attention, all you had to do was ask.
Tell me about this.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Alright, you can jump in the window.
Jump in the window then walk up these stairs.
Walk up, walk up.
What the fuck?
I did not say to repellent. What are you, Spider-Man?
No, it's the same button on PC.
SILMOS!
How do we drop?
Stop shooting.
What the...
STOP!
RANDOMLY!
SHOOTING!
It was cover fire.
Alright. I'm gonna plant, you're gonna hold me, okay?
how do I hold you where are they even gonna come in from
oh fuck
NICE
I
Watch out
So because I did that
Oh my god, let's go baby
I didn't see that fucking teamwork, baby!
What?!
Also, Dantez, when you hold the plant,
you don't gotta move, bro.
You can just hold an angle.
Hold an angle to make sure I don't die, okay?
You didn't find nothing.
Wait, I don't know what operator you think I'm playing,
but, bro, the only thing I've been holding are guns.
You're right, you're right.
Yep, you're right, you're right, you're right.
100% bro, we got this.
I'm not worried at all, dude.
I'm literally not worried at all.
We are definitely gonna beat the Platinum, bro.
Should I go smoke or mew?
Mew, mew, mew, mew.
No smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.
That's goddamn!
Bro, how did you miss by that much?
There are a bunch of stuff here.
No, it's because I thought about it more
and I want to go this guy instead.
Don't test, reinforce these two walls, please.
10 seconds, where are you?
Insertion.
Remember, whenever I say these or this or here,
it's a yellow thing.
Five seconds in counting.
Can you only use these two walls?
The ping inspired, I need to do it again.
Creeps are bailing on Bob, on four-hands of the user.
Okay, now what?
Located on Bob, detected.
Put captains on any doors you can.
Yep, anything's fine.
Watch out that test. One was on this window here that I yelled at. Reloading.
Oh I'm holding position right now.
Such a nightmare. I got spotted by scan. I got spotted by scan.
Okay you're good. It's good to move whenever that happens.
Hey, Cleo.
Oh, shit.
One friendly remaining.
Okay, you'll never believe what just happened.
I'm gonna go to the other side
Okay, all friendlies have been neutralized
Jinxie, maybe you should try singing an LNG that was kind of stupid
SHUT THE FU**K UP
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god, there's no way. There is no way, bro.
How do you lock in?
There is actually no fucking way.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, I got unlucky that round too. My entire game just outtapped.
Your entire game out capped?
Yeah, cause I accidentally pressed the windows key and then when I re-entered the game I was dead.
Alright, John Tanks, I have a question.
Do you trust me to make a play?
Well, I mean, I fucking have to, but I don't know what the fuck's going on in this game.
What's the play?
Stacking the high road!
Stacking the high road!
Alright, listen, bro. I'm gonna keep it real simple.
We're just gonna offer you, into the building.
What is an armor room?
Just give me a second.
Drop test. Get off your fucking gameboy!
I'm droning. Sledgehammer this window. Now. Sledge it now.
Don't jump in, just sledge it. Alright.
You have located a bomb.
Jump in the window, then go up the steps. Now, now, now. Jump in the window, then go
up the steps. Now, now, now.
What? What?
Okay, no, it jinxed. I didn't think we were getting stream sniped.
Yeah, dude, it's your vision on me.
One of four remaining.
We have been eliminated.
What do you mean you got smoke snipers fucking dead?
Like she randomly shot a wall?
Are you eating?
Are you eating food?
We're about to lose!
No.
I'm burning sludge so you can't play it.
Brother, Dante has Dante, hi, hi, bro.
Wait, what the f- you banned it from your own teammates.
Alright, listen bro, go cap can, put all five of your cap can traps down, and sit in site.
We are about to lose this challenge in the most horrendous fashion ever.
Okay, so fucking lock in bro, secure the bombs.
You're all in four!
And you must have shoot out twice, that's not my fault!
It's not a shootout where I'm getting 2v1 to every round since you can't not stay alive.
I'm getting 2v1.
It's only 2v1 if one of the guys is already deadmine and you're sawed 100 HP, let's be
honest.
Put your capcans down and shut it.
I'm gonna have to literally turn it into a pocket knife while we wait.
My capcans are being placed.
I placed four.
Okay, I just placed five.
Longest to head.
Where do I go?
Stay here.
They're breaking the wall.
C4, ready.
Alright, don't test it. They tried to plant, I have a C4 on the plant.
Don't say that, brother. Shimp's not there.
stay in this corner right here
hopkin, hopkin, hopkin
he's right here
let's kill this guy first
friendly operator remaining
you failed
Well, at least one of us tried our best.
GGs, bro, we lost to Plats.
I mean, listen, that's further than we thought we were going to get, so low key W.
Yeah, that's about right where I thought we'd lose that.
All right, job tests.
GGs, bro.
GGs, man.
All right, GenC.
So when's the next time you're getting on League?
Probably tomorrow, bro.
I need to get bronze.
All right.
I'll see you.
Have a good night, bro.
you