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Jynxzi

05-13-2026 · 4h 38m

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[00:00:30] and for the record

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[00:00:33] and i have speedy

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[00:00:35] get better by the second

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[00:00:38] and i got speedy

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[00:00:42] don't stress

[00:00:43] don't stress me

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[00:00:45] i keep breathing

[00:00:46] i keep breathing

[00:00:47] i keep dreaming

[00:00:48] i keep dreaming

[00:00:49] i keep dreaming

[00:00:50] i can't see

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[00:00:52] i keep dreaming

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[00:00:55] they try to see it right in my mind

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[00:02:00] Chad is this thing on?

[00:02:07] This entire time I had no fucking mic!

[00:02:11] Alright, have ice.

[00:02:13] Listen, bro.

[00:02:14] I'm good at playing a banger, dude.

[00:02:16] Let's have a dance party, bro.

[00:02:18] Take your key to my mess with your hands.

[00:02:21] Take your key to my mess with your hands.

[00:02:23] Yo, hey!

[00:02:24] No, no, no, no!

[00:02:25] Shut up!

[00:02:26] No, no!

[00:02:27] Stop!

[00:02:28] Bro, have ice.

[00:02:29] dance party boo like dance fucking party

[00:02:44] Yo yo

[00:02:49] Yo, fuck with the pigs

[00:02:53] Bro hi guys, hey, I'm trying to level with you dude

[00:02:56] Dude, I'm trying to fucking level with you, I'm trying to fucking level with you, dude.

[00:03:03] Bro, play the song and stop fucking around, I like to play the fucking song.

[00:03:12] Play it.

[00:03:14] Alright, I'm playing it.

[00:03:16] Play the song.

[00:03:18] No, no, wrong pitch.

[00:03:20] Wrong pitch, wrong pitch, wrong, wrong.

[00:03:23] Are you a rusher or are you a dragger or are you going to be on my fucking time?

[00:03:29] Wrong fucking pitch.

[00:03:31] There's nothing wrong with it.

[00:03:33] Yes it is bro, it's like a chipmunk made the beat.

[00:03:35] If you have some requests played in the chat, if you have some requests played in the chat,

[00:04:02] What is that song?

[00:04:05] Hold on, James, I'm gonna get you a song, bro.

[00:04:08] Bro, hi-fives! Bro, I'm down like for you to play a song.

[00:04:13] But bro, hi-fives, don't fuck around. Put on a banger.

[00:04:17] Like hi-fives, put it on a banger, bro.

[00:04:20] Put it on a banger, dude. Please. No, seriously, please, bro. Please put it on a banger.

[00:04:25] Lee Boss, thinkin' about you, I'm gonna-

[00:04:26] One to dance to, let me slime that.

[00:04:31] Yes bro, I need that song to dance to.

[00:04:34] This is the longest stream ever.

[00:04:36] We're four minutes in, kid.

[00:04:38] We're four minutes in.

[00:04:40] AJ, think of a different one.

[00:04:42] Wait, Ice Man!

[00:04:43] High-fives, we need to listen to Ice Man, bro.

[00:04:46] In two days.

[00:04:47] Yes, in two days.

[00:04:48] What up to no?

[00:04:50] Max will stop in.

[00:04:52] What up to no?

[00:04:54] Exposed to happen. Okay. Hi guys, bro play a song bro. I

[00:05:02] See you're nothing without me. Yo happy Wednesday to you too, bro. Happy Wednesday, bro

[00:05:08] Yeah, I like put on a song

[00:05:15] Right it

[00:05:24] I'll check your bed right, though I'm not in tonight

[00:05:28] Tell me when is the next time I'll turn into you

[00:05:32] It feels insane right, I'll take the same flight

[00:05:36] We are your bad side, I'll come right next to you

[00:05:40] I'm gonna stay inside, but I'll see you tonight

[00:05:44] Tell me how you think I like me getting teared

[00:05:54] Yes! Yeah! Okay, yeah!

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[00:14:54] Did they like revert level 60 or something?

[00:15:14] Mr. J, I think I'm going to do one.

[00:15:17] Hey, Jinx, do you stream later so I can watch someone better?

[00:15:21] Jinx, do you watch Falcon's game?

[00:15:54] These ads, is that gonna...

[00:15:58] Rochette, is it or no?

[00:16:03] Oh, Google Chrome's shitting them out again.

[00:16:13] FUCKING WORK!

[00:16:16] Oh my god, work!

[00:16:17] Of course, we saw that round.

[00:16:19] The bird is poking Kip.

[00:16:20] Like, bro, job, why does Chrome not work?

[00:16:24] Work!

[00:16:25] Fuck!

[00:16:26] Fuck!

[00:16:27] Load!

[00:16:28] Shit!

[00:16:29] Is this elimination game?

[00:16:30] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, probably not, low key probably not.

[00:16:41] By the team, perfect.

[00:16:43] Perfectly.

[00:16:45] What is it?

[00:16:46] Is this an elimination game?

[00:16:47] No, it's not.

[00:16:48] I doubt it, bro.

[00:16:49] these things have two losses. But then again VP lost. Bye. What did it mean? Bye. Son, I'm

[00:16:57] crying. Play chess. I might get it on chess. I might get it on chess chat. Yes, it is. Wait,

[00:17:04] so both of these teams have two losses? Wait, Falcons does have two losses. Me, too.

[00:17:10] Wait, because Falcons lost to EP and somebody else. Wait! If Falcons loses, they're

[00:17:16] out. I'll just go to dog walk this game and he's asked is that kind of transaction. They're

[00:17:23] both doing to the game with this line of the VP of bringing. They're saying, Oh, you've

[00:17:28] got some if Falcons loses this game, they will have the most expensive roster in Rainbow

[00:17:33] six seats pro league and get grouped. They're not even going to make it to main stage.

[00:17:38] Here we go. Chat was dropping cycle a bad decision. Let's hear you need to spend

[00:17:43] He's at the exact time.

[00:17:45] Nate the bar, nice.

[00:17:47] June 2 and 4.

[00:18:00] Love this angle. Never a back shout.

[00:18:08] Breeday's looking techy. Breeday's looking techy out there, dude.

[00:18:13] starting to make that link with him over on the other side of Skybridge, but inside from that you've

[00:18:17] got players really dug in, you've got Sotov all the way outside of Ops, it's not like they're just

[00:18:21] all flooded and piling the same place where that shield's playing, they're just teaching

[00:18:26] us to be a little bit more individual about it. Does that work yet? It also hasn't worked,

[00:18:30] it also hasn't- check, could I play Pro and Siege? Be honest, could I play Pro and Siege

[00:18:36] if I train for a year. Could I play Pro in Siege? Be honest. No. Fuck no. No. Yes. No.

[00:18:45] Fuck no. Hell no. No. Yes. Fuck no. No, your ass. Hell no. No. Fuck no. Fuck you.

[00:18:54] Okay Brody, that was not... Brody, Brody, that was not the question. I said, can I

[00:18:59] play Pro in Siege? Not fuck you. You didn't even answer the question, Brody.

[00:19:04] You get an answer

[00:19:08] Bro Canadian can be in pro now, but yeah be Canadians nasty

[00:19:12] Not sure. I'm gonna be completely honest with y'all. I

[00:19:16] Don't think I have the skill set to be a pro. I don't have the skills have to be a pro

[00:19:20] Maybe I could be some shitty some shitty t2 player

[00:19:23] Maybe you know what I'm saying, but I don't have a skill set to beat

[00:19:26] But I do want to play a t2 tournament with mingo and see see how it goes

[00:19:30] But yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. I think I'm just gonna say to be proud chat and Falcons

[00:19:34] No way skies next play it's a full. I'm pretty good though. I'm pretty good

[00:19:38] Try to make his way deeper. You can still give vertus pro credit if the goal was wasting as much

[00:19:43] Pasha kills uses they've done the place he gets the go from the first despite that in the French position

[00:19:48] tournament on the line getting kills highest paid rostering pro league might be getting group that they lose this map this horizontal push

[00:19:54] before in hand from Dan

[00:19:56] Dan did he swing me on the pixie because the DMR can't connect!

[00:19:59] 30- Oh, got shit on!

[00:20:02] 1v3. Pasha chose 1. Wait a minute. 1v3 for Pasha!

[00:20:07] This could be the end of Falcons, but think he's holding the vert on low!

[00:20:11] Yo, holding vert in a 2v1 with 4 seconds left. Holy shit!

[00:20:16] Feed.

[00:20:17] Risky bread business.

[00:20:19] WikiFac underneath. On the book. He was given way-

[00:20:23] Bro, chat. What does this mean though, chat? Was Shiko the problem? No, bro. Bro, if this team gets

[00:20:30] grouped, bro, Shiko was not the fucking problem, dude. Shiko was not the fucking problem, dude.

[00:20:40] Chat, I'm not kidding. I might be totally wrong. Let me say this. I might be totally wrong.

[00:20:46] This guy right here is the, I think he's the best support player of all time, I think.

[00:20:55] This guy right here won like three majors, or like four majors and had like a 0.7.

[00:21:03] I think this guy has like 600k in earnings or something. I'm not even kidding.

[00:21:07] it's not Julia it's Muta's birthday it's Muta's birthday it's Muta's birthday

[00:21:19] well well well shadow cotton shadow cotton brah

[00:21:27] okay cool shadow cotton

[00:21:31] I'm calling him, calling him, calling him.

[00:21:34] Jimmy called him.

[00:21:37] What's that guy?

[00:21:41] Jimmy called him, Jimmy called him.

[00:21:43] Yo, Muda, what's up, bro?

[00:21:46] What's good, bro? I missed you. How are you, bro?

[00:21:49] Dude, I heard from a little birdie that it's your birthday today, dude.

[00:21:54] Yes, bro. I've turned 22 years old.

[00:21:58] I feel like my dick got a little bit bigger, but it's like fighting like a little bit.

[00:22:14] That's not how that works.

[00:22:16] Bro, but dude, here's the thing, bro.

[00:22:19] Happy birthday to you, man.

[00:22:21] I don't know what you're doing, bro, but live it up in your birthday mood.

[00:22:24] Bro we gotta run another game soon, all right, bro

[00:22:30] But a no more VR no more VR no more VR

[00:22:41] No more VR no

[00:22:43] No more. No more.

[00:22:45] We had our fun with that, bro.

[00:22:47] We had our fun, bro.

[00:22:49] I think it's time to move on, bro.

[00:22:51] Okay, bro, 22 now, bro.

[00:22:53] What do you mean, we? We? We?

[00:22:55] We, bro, I'm 24. I'm old as a box of rocks.

[00:22:57] Bro, I'm old as shit, bro.

[00:22:59] No, bro, no, bro.

[00:23:01] You don't look a day older like 19, bro.

[00:23:03] You look good for your age, bro.

[00:23:05] Thank you, man. Thank you, bro.

[00:23:07] Bro, I appreciate you moving on.

[00:23:09] And thanks, bro. Yes, bro.

[00:23:11] Thank you for wishing me a happy birthday, bro. Yes a happy birthday Muda and I'll catch you, bro

[00:23:19] All right, bro peace Muda peace bro

[00:23:24] Happy birthday to nose man

[00:23:27] Happy birthday to nose dude face-to-face with the blocker to begin to have the melee exchange and it's but reading what the fuck

[00:23:32] Are you doing for you that legitimately?

[00:23:36] You're walking in melee range, and you're not me like

[00:23:39] Yeah, the information made the play, while you lose the Blackbeard, you gain a bit of

[00:23:44] a forward.

[00:23:45] I'm telling you, bro, sometimes pros just be bottomed out.

[00:23:47] They really just us, Jack.

[00:23:48] They really just us, Jack.

[00:23:49] One versus four.

[00:23:50] Close out the window.

[00:23:51] One versus one once again.

[00:23:52] In fact, he needs to win this engagement with Jack.

[00:23:55] Yo, he's...

[00:23:56] Okay.

[00:23:57] What am I watching?

[00:23:58] He uned the SPT.

[00:23:59] Bro, as they've got the extra body to trade with.

[00:24:01] They've got the extra body.

[00:24:02] You make that two asolotovs down in the process, dead with that off and

[00:24:06] Jack, can I be honest with you?

[00:24:07] It's just that much sweeter for BP.

[00:24:10] This is winnable with this gun.

[00:24:11] With this gun, oh my.

[00:24:13] But as his positions knowed.

[00:24:14] Jack, can I be honest with y'all?

[00:24:17] Falcons is out of the tournament.

[00:24:19] Does anybody know why?

[00:24:20] I want to see if anybody in the chat has ball knowledge

[00:24:23] and knows why I'm going to say Falcons is 90% to lose

[00:24:26] this.

[00:24:27] Anybody know why?

[00:24:28] Does anybody know why?

[00:24:29] No, no, not because it can good guess chat I'm waiting for somebody says there's a reason

[00:24:40] why they're going to lose yep there it is they're on attack on layer this map is like

[00:24:47] reading maybe the most defender sided map in the game in my opinion either this or like

[00:24:53] skyscraper but skyscraper is not even in the couple this map is so defender sided Fox

[00:24:59] is going to lose. And you know,

[00:25:01] Kevin is actually, I would give you guys,

[00:25:03] I would say you're probably also half, right?

[00:25:04] Because Joom is brand new to the team. Joom is a God.

[00:25:08] But the thing is Joom was like the best player in Europe when he was on secret.

[00:25:14] When your team changes, bro, and yeah, it's like this in every game.

[00:25:17] When you play with certain people, you play better.

[00:25:21] I'm sure everybody has a friend. It doesn't matter what game

[00:25:24] everybody has at least one friend where whenever you play with them,

[00:25:26] you just play better every time.

[00:25:28] Um, Joom, it might have just been team secret for him, bro.

[00:25:31] He, and I don't blame him.

[00:25:33] He got offered more money to join Falcons.

[00:25:35] Also Falcons is one of the best teams in the world.

[00:25:37] I don't blame him.

[00:25:38] But bro, when Joom was on secret, they were the second best team at SI.

[00:25:42] They made it to Grands, bro.

[00:25:44] So it could be one of those things where Joom might just be better when he's with secret, you know?

[00:25:49] Like some players in Siege especially really do just compliment each other, bro.

[00:25:53] So again, it's a very chem based game, you know?

[00:25:56] You gotta really love your team.

[00:25:58] That's why FaZe is the best team in the world, bro.

[00:26:01] Those guys love each other, dude.

[00:26:02] They've been playing together for four years, bro.

[00:26:04] Nobody's fucking with that team, bro.

[00:26:06] Chat, besides Stoffin!

[00:26:08] Yo, I'm telling you this now.

[00:26:10] Mark my words.

[00:26:12] Sunday, May 17th,

[00:26:14] it's gonna be G2 vs. FaZe Grand Finals.

[00:26:18] Stoffin's gonna win in map five.

[00:26:21] Mark my words, bro.

[00:26:22] He's gonna have to beat the Titans of Brazil

[00:26:25] ends of Brazil team phase bro.

[00:26:28] I'm telling you Jack.

[00:26:29] No real need for messing about.

[00:26:31] Let's just get that done straight away.

[00:26:32] And Breda's got himself around there.

[00:26:34] We've got the sense.

[00:26:35] So that tells me that there's going to be some sort

[00:26:37] of a plank go down we're going to see.

[00:26:39] So yeah, could you all of those things

[00:26:40] where June was just better when he was with Secret?

[00:26:42] You know what I mean?

[00:26:43] You should be finishing it in a minute outside of balcony.

[00:26:45] He's going to be able to open up onto bathroom.

[00:26:47] Hopefully affect any players and cut off anyone

[00:26:49] that's trying to rotate.

[00:26:51] Because bro, the funny thing is Secret also got worse.

[00:26:54] So Falcon's got worse and Seagra got worse from that whole exchange.

[00:26:57] It's kicking around.

[00:26:58] Insane.

[00:26:58] The biggest problem is of course, it's a-

[00:27:01] Seagrid?

[00:27:01] I don't think Seagrid's playing good, but all this may be.

[00:27:04] Yeah, is Seagrid out or are they still in?

[00:27:05] I'll check out the next round.

[00:27:06] I'll check out the next round.

[00:27:08] I think to both of our points, while the archers are in the operating lineup,

[00:27:11] like I said earlier, with Smoke coming in, it's still the same strategy.

[00:27:14] VP have just doubled down on what worked before, at least what they tried to make

[00:27:18] work before.

[00:27:19] Continued stall time.

[00:27:21] Yeah, I would say unbiasedly VP has a 70% chance of winning just because it's a layer of defense

[00:27:27] I'm gonna say 70% chance

[00:27:28] Falcons is a great team though, so they could win but I'm gonna say 70% chance just cuz it's deep prices whatsoever

[00:27:34] That's a big part of this though

[00:27:35] I think the front of the get bleak you've got to be forgot about because now when he starts to rip it open

[00:27:39] This is when he sees the value. There should be no now chat. You guys see how pearly that is

[00:27:44] He's a zombieing off the verb angles like me. Oh, they don't do this shit in rank

[00:27:48] Bro, he has zombies to the fertile!

[00:27:52] Prehemptively!

[00:27:53] Yeah, I knew that was overpeak at the end.

[00:28:06] Crouch peeking with a holographic scope on a long range angle versus an ACOM, bro.

[00:28:11] Like you're just dead.

[00:28:12] He also never changed his head level, he just kept shooting.

[00:28:15] I might have been wrong, chat.

[00:28:16] Falcons is good enough to run it just win y'all they play perfect they played great siege

[00:28:20] They had loads of the Dante's effect. He just said perfect. That was the Dante's effect right there. Yeah, he just said perfect

[00:28:28] Grimby's

[00:28:29] Leak fat below he literally just had perfect

[00:28:32] That's why I don't act so often because why was you got a day moss in wait chat who plays after this game?

[00:28:37] Wait, what was I going to ask? I was going to ask you guys something, bro. Oh, is secret

[00:28:45] out? Did secret get knocked out? Chat Samba doesn't play to the 15. I'm excited. Did secret

[00:28:57] get knocked out they did they didn't even call what bro wow wow they really

[00:29:07] need a gym wow what was the phrase you earlier knocking your head against the

[00:29:11] wall but it's not like they did anything like falcons literally just has

[00:29:14] more money falcons literally just has more money bro it's like the fucking

[00:29:19] the fucking rich teams always win bro secret had june who was like the best player in europe last year

[00:29:31] and they can't even hold on to him because falcons just has infinite fucking money so falcons can just

[00:29:39] literally pay him more money and they already have a good team because they have so much money

[00:29:43] licky fact plays late grim gets a lot of good information yeah what do you guys think about that

[00:29:47] Do you guys think it kind of ruins sports and esports when like rich teams can just buy all of the best talent?

[00:29:53] because it's kind of cool like when

[00:29:56] Like June had or secret had June, you know what I mean?

[00:30:00] Like y'all know what I'm saying?

[00:30:02] Like bro chat think about it like this, right?

[00:30:05] in the Bundesliga

[00:30:08] There is like three clubs that are good every year. It's like Bayern

[00:30:13] Dortmund and Levekerson

[00:30:15] But like even Levacurson, right? You know they get Jeremy Frimpong or Florian Burtz, those guys explode great players, great talent, developed in their team.

[00:30:27] And then it's like, oh, they just get offered more money and do a better club. I don't know, bro, it kind of ruins football in a way.

[00:30:34] I like the way the NFL set up though, because there's salary caps. So there is not just one team that can buy everybody.

[00:30:41] But I don't know. That's one thing that ruins football, I think, bro. It ruins.

[00:30:46] It just, I don't know. It ruins like the German League, the Spanish League, because it's like, you know, it's just Madrid, Barça, and Atleti every year, and that's it.

[00:30:54] And then in Germany, it's like that too. And then there's just nine other clubs who have no chance of winning the league. They don't have any money.

[00:31:00] Kind of ruins it, bro. I don't know.

[00:31:02] That's the law.

[00:31:03] When a player becomes a star in a club, it's cool to see them stick with the club. And it's the same thing with eSports, bro.

[00:31:09] The breach as one of well, I guess actually the hard-reached chart that was used open that angle the first cell was used by also chat

[00:31:16] We watch the we watch the RLCF isn't it next week where we have like endless watch parties, bro

[00:31:22] Is an RLCS like next week chat in it in 40 seconds in

[00:31:27] Watching RLCS anister used as well, but Falcons are taking their sweet time with this

[00:31:33] Licky back letting some skeleton key shots go watch this presents, but this at this great

[00:31:38] This is gonna be red time when it's execute hits. Oh my god

[00:31:41] He got shit on open and pick up

[00:31:44] Removed the player that's looking to be behind that desk in a power position with those key

[00:31:49] But I've been taken out of the thorns breeding. What are you the future right?

[00:31:56] What was that what was that?

[00:31:58] Bro, he didn't drone the breach

[00:32:00] He didn't throw in the breach.

[00:32:02] Thor is such a good operator.

[00:32:07] Guys, this Warden's going to win them the round.

[00:32:10] He's in such a good C4 position.

[00:32:12] Never mind, he got bird made by Linky.

[00:32:17] Twenty-odd depth of the cloths, you've got to go now.

[00:32:20] No time.

[00:32:22] T'Chaka's firing everything off!

[00:32:24] Look at the reposition from T'Chaka.

[00:32:26] He repositions from the double door to the brick wall.

[00:32:28] They don't know he's tucked.

[00:32:29] They don't know he's fucked. They don't know he's fucked.

[00:32:32] Him and Pasha setting up the crossfire, but again with no utility.

[00:32:35] Bless down!

[00:32:36] Maybe!

[00:32:37] Bless down!

[00:32:38] And they couldn't win one if their life was on the line.

[00:32:42] Virtus Pro now on elimination point. Falcons up six.

[00:32:46] Yup, Falcons isn't going anywhere chat. I was severely made a lapse in my judgment, bro.

[00:32:50] Falcons is not going anywhere. This team is too fucking good.

[00:32:53] Block in there. No one is to leave anything.

[00:32:55] Bro, top eight is going to be stacked.

[00:32:58] It's gonna have FaZe, which is literally a god squad,

[00:33:02] Balkans, which is a god squad, G2 and Shopify Rebellion with SPOINT.

[00:33:09] Bro, we're gonna have so much games to watch this weekend, bro.

[00:33:12] Oh my God.

[00:33:15] Dude, if Stomp, like, bro, chat, I'm not kidding.

[00:33:17] I want to say this now, so it's less, like, it's less surprising what it happens, chat.

[00:33:23] If Stompin wins on Sunday chat and he lifts a trophy, bro, there's a legitimate 85% chance.

[00:33:30] I might actually cry, bro.

[00:33:33] I might have actually cried, dude.

[00:33:34] I'm not even kidding, bro.

[00:33:36] Like I have such a strong feeling it's going to happen, bro.

[00:33:40] I have such a strong feeling it's going to happen, dude.

[00:33:43] But yeah, bro, I might actually shed a tear of Stompin wins, bro.

[00:33:46] I'm not kidding, dude.

[00:33:48] That would be the coolest.

[00:33:50] be the coolest thing I've ever watched in esports ever by 10 million miles like if that happens bro

[00:33:57] I'm so excited for sunday dude oh my god bro and the dude they're revealing the new season

[00:34:03] dude they're revealing the new season at 530 and then it goes right into grand finals best of five

[00:34:09] sunday is going to be generational dude like i'm actually so hyped and they're revealing their

[00:34:15] best season they're building their best season bro like i'm gonna i'm dead-ass proud of movie

[00:34:20] soft this year bro i y'all know i've always ripped into ubi bro this year i'm the most proud of them

[00:34:25] i've ever been bro hands down on bias they knew that the next site was gone rag 3.0 and a new

[00:34:30] map i've been asking for a new map chat since 2023 i have been asking and begging and pleading

[00:34:36] for a new map since 2023 bro like fuck i'm so happy dude i'm so happy trying to walk in

[00:34:44] So excited to grind next season chat lost the opening pick the lost three day on the black beard

[00:34:49] But dude, let's not forget this season. I got a solo queue to champ up. You see job

[00:34:52] It's not fucking finished well job. It's not fucking finished

[00:35:03] One more time falcons advances to top eight one more

[00:35:06] He's forced off by the Nade. He knows that somebody's going to be inside of Barrels at the moment.

[00:35:11] It is going to be Rorik. He just needs to wait for Breda to get into position and maybe try and pinch this player together.

[00:35:17] Pinch me? They've had an operation for a while now. The Albus half the round has transpired.

[00:35:24] We've got three players, Nade and Barrel. Hit by a Grishmont. You just can't provide the support.

[00:35:29] He otherwise would like impact at close quarters.

[00:35:31] We'll do actually more damage to work than it did debris day in turn

[00:35:35] No gun flying around the corner to fight support for the shield

[00:35:37] So both the Azami and the Lucy taking shelter taking you know this could be interesting as if he wins this

[00:35:43] This could be really fucking interesting with the part posh

[00:35:46] I think only one who's a little bit further up and even then these five blue stares Balkans have by the same token

[00:35:52] taking some aggressive control

[00:35:55] So let's off bit of a danger man for me

[00:35:57] He's looking to make his way in through this island top some right now skies gonna be dug in there

[00:36:01] He has a bit of support from Rorick, but other than that, fairly on his own right now, as you said, a bit of a line being drawn.

[00:36:08] Wait a minute, Dan!

[00:36:09] VP defenders and you just give me the first one.

[00:36:11] Solzok, what an angle!

[00:36:13] The danger, man.

[00:36:14] What a freaking angle, wow.

[00:36:15] And he takes Pasha down.

[00:36:17] June kills one.

[00:36:20] Falcons need this round to make main stage.

[00:36:23] If they lose this, could be a bumble.

[00:36:24] Using the sledgehammer.

[00:36:25] Now Brede moves in.

[00:36:27] Falcons needs this round!

[00:36:29] They did it! They did it! They did it!

[00:36:42] What does he know he can't do with all that oil?

[00:36:53] Falcons made it to the main stage.

[00:36:56] eliminated from salt look at the passion from leaky fact bro look at the

[00:36:59] fucking passion I believe after that from VP with a storyline here is Falcons

[00:37:06] but is there any other games today like I'm only want to watch if it's like

[00:37:11] accidentally a good team though chat like you know what I'm saying I like

[00:37:15] watching like bro I don't like watching a game where it's like literally two

[00:37:19] teams where I just know neither of them have a chance of winning bro I you

[00:37:23] know what I'm saying chat. Oh, there is a good game, but it's not yet. Bro, wild card

[00:37:30] verse five years is in like two hours. Bro, this is a good game. No way. That's such a

[00:37:40] good game. Wild card verse five years is in a few hours. Maybe we can, I don't know.

[00:37:49] That's gonna watch that for sure.

[00:37:52] Well, all right, bro, is there a way to look at the bracket yet or not yet?

[00:37:58] Probably not yet.

[00:37:59] Probably not yet.

[00:38:00] Playoffs.

[00:38:01] So we got a solo champion, y'all.

[00:38:07] We got a solo champion.

[00:38:09] You should come back for wild carvers five years.

[00:38:11] I might.

[00:38:12] These teams I'm not watching though.

[00:38:13] Like I'm just bro enterprise.

[00:38:16] I mean

[00:38:46] you

[00:39:16] I think I'm getting my shit D lost, bro

[00:39:26] It might be toolkit maybe

[00:39:30] Bro like like like chat am I kidding like D-DOS am I kidding D-DOS, bro?

[00:39:37] Like am I kidding fucking D-DOS like what is happening?

[00:39:42] For my low jixie. Okay chat. Oh

[00:39:44] Oh, no my chest streak bro. I just lost my chest streak. I think I didn't play yesterday

[00:39:54] I still have it I still have it yes

[00:39:58] Okay chat mock the fucking let's go mock the fucking let's go mock the fucking let's go

[00:40:05] Here we go we're back

[00:40:07] Okay, we're playing against simple eight.

[00:40:13] The goal for today is simple.

[00:40:15] Reclaim 400 elo, what we rightfully deserve.

[00:40:22] Jovava London opening, chat, Jovava London opening, okay?

[00:40:25] We go Knight, or no, we go Queen's pawn, Knight C3.

[00:40:29] Okay, this played, this played us nothing.

[00:40:33] This played us nothing.

[00:40:34] This played us nothing.

[00:40:35] We don't care.

[00:40:36] Nothing, chat, we just developed.

[00:40:42] Oh my God.

[00:40:45] I almost blundered my queen.

[00:40:48] Chat, I almost blundered my queen.

[00:40:49] I almost blundered my queen.

[00:40:51] Oh my God.

[00:40:54] Okay, what should we take from?

[00:40:56] Now, chat, this is the million dollar question.

[00:40:58] If we take this way, we open up King's Pawn.

[00:41:03] But these are the poison pawns, like he said.

[00:41:04] So I'm just gonna do this.

[00:41:06] Everybody lock the fucking chat. We're going to be solo queueing the champion today. Here's what's happening today

[00:41:13] I'm gonna reach 400 alone chess because I'm an absolute fucking monster at chess, and I shouldn't be 370 though

[00:41:19] I'm gonna reach 400 alone chess after I reach 400 alone chess

[00:41:22] I'm gonna solo queue to diamond on PCC each after a solo queue to diamond on PCC each

[00:41:26] I'm gonna go all the way from iron three to bronze only good lad is with dog test

[00:41:30] Will any of this happen? Probably not, but let's figure it out and let's see what goes on today

[00:41:35] Now, here's what I'm gonna do. We're gonna castle the problem with this. Yes, I've us oh

[00:41:45] Chat the problem with this queen here

[00:41:48] What are you playing? Did you just say what are you playing? Did you did you just say what are you playing?

[00:41:54] You don't know what chess is

[00:41:57] You don't know what chess is

[00:42:00] What?

[00:42:01] It's the most popular game in the world

[00:42:05] Okay, chat.

[00:42:12] I want you guys to understand when I started playing chats two months ago,

[00:42:17] I wasn't finding plays like this. Guys, this forks the night because chat, what's his only play?

[00:42:25] He's in chat so he has to block and then we take that we just I'm at oh wait we can't take

[00:42:33] because we hanged the queen.

[00:42:35] Fuck!

[00:42:37] Bro, those long-range bishops are so unbearable, bro.

[00:42:41] Get it!

[00:42:43] No, Pachana, I almost cooked.

[00:42:44] Did y'all see the division, though?

[00:42:46] I almost cooked.

[00:42:47] I almost cooked, bro.

[00:42:55] Yep, that hangs the fuck out of the queen.

[00:42:57] I'm just going to play the best chance I've ever played in my life, or I'm just going

[00:43:04] to let the cards fall when I'm there.

[00:43:08] Okay, his plan is to get his queen out.

[00:43:13] He wants to get Sekhveem out.

[00:43:16] Should we allow him to do this?

[00:43:20] No.

[00:43:22] No, we end up choosing the best engine move, I assume,

[00:43:25] because now his knight is pinned to his queen.

[00:43:31] Take, he takes like this, he gets his queen out this way,

[00:43:34] maybe, no, he's gonna take like this to get the queen out.

[00:43:37] Potentially he could take like this

[00:43:38] and open up this rook five,

[00:43:39] but then he has to cast it this way.

[00:43:41] Jack, I mean, am I a Hakaru of 300 elo?

[00:43:44] What do we think?

[00:43:45] Okay.

[00:43:47] No, this is what we call the mid game.

[00:43:50] This is the part where I make the most mistakes.

[00:43:53] Okay, we made it as far.

[00:43:56] I want to get my...

[00:44:02] I want to get my rooks facing each other.

[00:44:05] So we're literally just gonna develop the bishop right here.

[00:44:09] Everybody calm down.

[00:44:10] Fuck down!

[00:44:11] I'm gonna win, I promise.

[00:44:13] I'm gonna win, I swear.

[00:44:15] My next move is this,

[00:44:16] get the rook into the empty pile.

[00:44:18] Well, semi open.

[00:44:22] Now, am I tweaking or is that just like material trade?

[00:44:34] We could take the pawn, not take here and then we go here.

[00:44:40] Wow, well, this is an interesting play for him.

[00:44:46] Actually no, it's not.

[00:44:47] nothing. Guys, when you start putting her under pressure, oh, he gives us, he gives it to us.

[00:44:56] He can't take that's protected. Yeah, I don't know what this guy's doing. That was a literally the most

[00:45:01] pointless move I've ever seen in my life, because now the Queen's back under pressure.

[00:45:06] He can't take so he basically just wasted a move on his Queen chat.

[00:45:09] I have a literal like a barrage of palms back here.

[00:45:15] This is annoying though, because I can't infiltrate with my queen.

[00:45:19] I feel like Levy would tell me to start trying to infiltrate, but I just don't know how.

[00:45:22] Okay, we got underway just moved. Let's go Rook, send me open file.

[00:45:27] Now we need to think about how can we penetrate his ass right now?

[00:45:31] How can we penetrate his ass?

[00:45:34] He gave it to us.

[00:45:36] No, he didn't. Well, he gave us this.

[00:45:38] Does this mean anything?

[00:45:41] Ooh, this is a good play because then we have this.

[00:45:45] Oh, brother, look at this play.

[00:45:48] As long as it doesn't move a screen here, we're good.

[00:45:52] Or here.

[00:45:53] As long as it doesn't move a screen, oh my God, he didn't do it.

[00:45:56] Chat look, chat look, chat look, chat look.

[00:46:00] Actually, no, this play does nothing because

[00:46:05] I feel like the best play is like,

[00:46:13] all right, I think what I should do now is push this pawn

[00:46:16] and then get him to open up his queen.

[00:46:19] We need to start exposing that queen chat.

[00:46:22] Bro, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna push the pawn.

[00:46:25] We're gonna start our first invasion of the day here.

[00:46:29] Our next move is just this.

[00:46:32] We force this.

[00:46:35] He decides to do that, which again also does nothing.

[00:46:40] Yeah, that does nothing.

[00:46:41] Okay, we ignore it all.

[00:46:43] Now we're here.

[00:46:44] Now we're infiltrating.

[00:46:45] Now we're infiltrating chat.

[00:46:49] So now our queen is under pressure.

[00:46:51] I'm under pressure.

[00:46:53] I think my queen is trapped and I just lost the game.

[00:47:03] Dead, dead, dead, to life.

[00:47:10] Dead, dead.

[00:47:12] This is the only square that we can go without dying.

[00:47:15] That's actually insane.

[00:47:17] This is the only square she can go without dying.

[00:47:20] Okay, chat.

[00:47:22] Now look, we're attacking this pawn!

[00:47:25] Bro, we have a big, big, big ground invasion

[00:47:27] coming in here with this pawn.

[00:47:29] This is interesting because, okay, he decides to completely ignore it.

[00:47:35] His next move is going to be this.

[00:47:39] But guys, should we just ignore his move?

[00:47:43] All right, so let me think.

[00:47:47] If, oh, chess is so hard, bro.

[00:47:51] Okay.

[00:47:52] If I take with this pawn, he can take back with his pawn, but then they just freeze

[00:47:59] up his rook. What if we push it? Is there a way we could just push it? I want to just

[00:48:10] push it. Now we have rooks firing everywhere on this guy. If he does this, it's my Queen

[00:48:22] trap and now he's blunders his throat, okay.

[00:48:30] All right, I see how this is gonna crack down, chat. I understand how this is

[00:48:33] gonna crack down. My next move's here. If he takes with the pawn,

[00:48:38] his king's exposed. If he takes with the queen, he blunders his queen.

[00:48:42] He has to take with the pawn. Now we open up his king.

[00:48:45] We're doing good habits, bro!

[00:48:49] Okay.

[00:48:50] If I do this, right?

[00:48:52] If he takes like that...

[00:49:01] That's the check from space, bro.

[00:49:03] Like, what?

[00:49:04] Where I have no way of blocking it.

[00:49:06] What the fuck?

[00:49:08] I could block with the rook, actually.

[00:49:09] No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

[00:49:11] Brother, but what the fuck was that?

[00:49:13] I didn't even see that play.

[00:49:15] it's fine though at the end of the day chat we just get our rucks a little bit closer together

[00:49:20] why don't you get closer and closer and closer all right chat we're down a minute on time

[00:49:28] we're even on material and I think we're about equal on position maybe my position is slightly

[00:49:33] better I actually don't know maybe my position's better his bishop only has this vision

[00:49:41] for the biggest issue I'm in right now though chat is my night has my night

[00:49:48] can't go anywhere look chat dead dead dead dead moving backwards moving back

[00:49:53] backwards I need to like I need to get inside this guy

[00:50:01] all right he goes here now we begin our full-on attack chat are you ready

[00:50:10] Let's see how this is going to crack down.

[00:50:13] If I take, he takes, I take, he takes, even extinct, dead even.

[00:50:21] How do we win this exchange?

[00:50:23] Let's just take and see what happens.

[00:50:28] His only move right now is this.

[00:50:30] If he doesn't make this movie, loses.

[00:50:32] Okay.

[00:50:33] Guys, I'm tempted to just take, but like, okay, wouldn't it be better?

[00:50:42] Wouldn't it be nice to?

[00:50:46] Okay.

[00:50:47] All right.

[00:50:48] I think I have a manic way of winning this game.

[00:50:58] If I take, if I take, wait, I didn't even see you, Mr. H. Pong.

[00:51:18] This is naughty because now where can his queen go?

[00:51:25] Here I guess?

[00:51:27] Or here?

[00:51:29] I don't even see you Mr. H-Pong.

[00:51:34] Looking all fucking locked in over there.

[00:51:36] Yeah, I think I just found like a brilliant lady.

[00:51:40] Well now for it to be a brilliant has to be some search it.

[00:51:42] I haven't even gotten one of those.

[00:51:44] Bro, my only way to get my night in the game is like this.

[00:51:47] than that. But then I just blocked my Rook's vision. I don't know, bro. It's hard to get

[00:51:53] this knight in the game, chat. I can't fucking get him in. I'm trying to think, though, logically.

[00:52:01] Right now, all that this guy's thinking about is getting his queen to safety. Oh. Is there

[00:52:08] a reason for that or am I like chat he gets two rucks no he doesn't because look

[00:52:22] he doesn't get two rucks he loses his ruck maybe he thought he got two rucks

[00:52:27] but he doesn't because look he loses his ruck I thought the same thing at first

[00:52:32] Let's go!

[00:52:34] Let's go to work through the material.

[00:52:38] Okay.

[00:52:39] Now, next thing on the list of things we have to do, we have to, my queen is literally

[00:52:47] fucking trapped, bro.

[00:52:49] All right, I have a, I have a sack idea chat.

[00:52:54] What if I were to, you know, guys, what I want to do is I want to take, I don't

[00:53:02] Okay, I think we just have to get our night involved chat. I really don't know what else to do

[00:53:08] We got to get our night involved

[00:53:14] But like you can't even get fucking involved I can't like bro look this guy's a fucking

[00:53:21] Blockade in the center of the board. I can't get my night involved

[00:53:27] Dad dad dad like Jesus Christ, okay, um

[00:53:32] I'm going to start pre-moving soon.

[00:53:34] My queen can't do anything.

[00:53:36] Oh, no, wait, this play needs to happen.

[00:53:38] I don't know what I'm thinking.

[00:53:39] This and then that is coming.

[00:53:43] And then I can also do that.

[00:53:44] And then we have more vision protected by the pawn.

[00:53:54] Now we have this worth threatening

[00:53:56] literally this pawn right here.

[00:53:58] He has, oh, I just got backranked, no, I didn't, oh my God, I have that, thank God I have that dial.

[00:54:06] Well, I thought it was backranked, maybe for a second, Jesus, because I realized my knight couldn't block, because my knight can't block.

[00:54:14] Okay.

[00:54:16] That's fine. If he takes we.

[00:54:23] Let's just do this.

[00:54:25] I feel like there's just a better way to handle this, but now what we're going to do check

[00:54:34] is we're just going to confront offense with offense.

[00:54:45] So we take, and then we check, and then we take the bishop.

[00:54:49] So this is basically just going to turn into a queen, a queen with a bunch of pawns versus

[00:54:53] So I've worked with a bunch of problems

[00:54:55] because then my next move is check, take the Bishop.

[00:55:00] If he takes the knight, that's fine because,

[00:55:03] oh, he's ready.

[00:55:05] He's ready, Freddie.

[00:55:06] No, but that still doesn't stop him.

[00:55:08] This guy's an idiot.

[00:55:08] This guy just so hope.

[00:55:10] We might be able to get our knight to safety now, chat,

[00:55:12] because we have a one,

[00:55:13] like a one move window of time now.

[00:55:15] He thought that was going to protect him,

[00:55:16] but he just, he just literally fucking fumbled.

[00:55:18] Now we might have a queen and a knight.

[00:55:20] Okay, we're just going to take your bishop every day of the week.

[00:55:25] He might take this.

[00:55:26] Yep, that's fine.

[00:55:28] Now operation.

[00:55:30] Don't get back rank made it.

[00:55:35] This does nothing chat, because we just do that.

[00:55:41] So now we just, okay.

[00:55:42] I'm going to turn into a psycho end game.

[00:55:44] I'm just going to convert.

[00:55:46] I'm going to kill all the ponds and just convert.

[00:55:48] So what I'm going to do is what I'm going to do in every end game because I always choke the end game.

[00:55:56] I'm just going to convert and then just get all the ponds.

[00:55:59] I'm going to kill all the ponds and then convert.

[00:56:02] That's one palm down.

[00:56:04] I'm going to start playing end game like an actual like proper player.

[00:56:12] Wouldn't it be nice.

[00:56:17] There's the point. Let's check that we knew was coming.

[00:56:20] Ooh, but it's actually a good check because then that blocks that.

[00:56:27] Wait, did he just beat me? No fucking way.

[00:56:32] What? I don't know what to do.

[00:56:42] I think he just beat me, Chad. I'm not even kidding.

[00:56:47] I don't know if I can stop this because he has the book.

[00:56:58] What happens?

[00:56:59] This happens.

[00:57:00] And then he didn't win shit.

[00:57:01] He didn't win shit.

[00:57:02] Bro, he might have.

[00:57:03] I need to get my king involved on the defensive front.

[00:57:08] I need to get my king in the game now.

[00:57:10] My next move is this.

[00:57:13] Okay, now our queen is in the game.

[00:57:18] Alright, problem evaded.

[00:57:21] Remember, chat, another thing Levy said, your king is a piece too.

[00:57:24] He's a strong piece.

[00:57:29] Yeah, alright, he's got, now we have this, oh no, but he has check.

[00:57:32] Oh no, but then we have this, which blocks.

[00:57:35] That actually clogs up the entire pond lane. Holy fuck

[00:57:45] Yeah, bitch

[00:57:46] Jeff the king is actually so good endgame

[00:57:49] All right now we're gonna play the best chess we've ever played in our life chat. Are you guys ready? Now we convert

[00:57:57] I'm not good enough to checkmate with just a queen, but I am good enough to checkmate with two queens

[00:58:01] All right, check, take, fork!

[00:58:08] Oh, he's so dead, he's so dead.

[00:58:10] No, it's not a fork, because he has that bullshit maneuver.

[00:58:14] He's going to take this motherfucker, dude.

[00:58:23] Bro, I have 30 seconds.

[00:58:30] Lock in. Lock in. Lock in.

[00:58:36] This is legitimately the entire game chat. This one palm right here.

[00:58:45] This is legitimately the entire game.

[00:59:30] the

[00:59:37] the

[00:59:44] the

[00:59:47] the

[00:59:52] the

[00:59:55] Fuck!

[01:00:04] Guys, I can't.

[01:00:06] It's end game, bro.

[01:00:08] It's the end game chat.

[01:00:09] I just can't, I can't win.

[01:00:13] Bro, it always comes down to just if I had more time.

[01:00:16] I don't really lose anymore.

[01:00:18] I just draw every time with advantage.

[01:00:21] Bro, this guy gave me a queen and I still lose.

[01:00:24] I didn't make any blunders. I just can't

[01:00:31] Wow

[01:00:32] It's just time

[01:00:34] Chai just get into time trouble dude. That's what it is guys. That's what it is. I get into time trouble y'all

[01:00:42] No, I don't mean mistakes. I mean like blundering a piece bro

[01:00:45] All right, chat, it's time to do something I'm actually good at.

[01:00:52] All right, solo queue to champion.

[01:00:54] We're back!

[01:00:55] We took a couple of days off.

[01:00:56] We had the League of Legends tournament.

[01:00:58] Now we're locking it.

[01:01:00] I need to get champed on PC, Mother Sucker!

[01:01:03] Now that's it, chat.

[01:01:05] I'm going to solo queue to champion on PC with the 2KD and right now as it currently sits.

[01:01:11] We have a 1.9 KT high-fives change game to Tom Clancy's rainbow seven siege. Let's do this shit, man. Let's do this shit chat

[01:01:22] I'm gonna lock in I'm gonna lock in I'm gonna fucking lock in bro. We're gonna go on a massive winning streak

[01:01:28] We're gonna hit diamond on siege in on PC

[01:01:32] We're gonna hit fucking diamonds over Q and then we're gonna get on me can hit brawns and

[01:01:36] And then we're going to solve world hunger right after because none of that shit is happening now, but for real, I just want to go on a winning streak on seeds and a win streak on that's realistically what I want to do.

[01:01:49] That's realistically what I want to do.

[01:01:53] And he's as exact panic pro chat. The only way to convert checkmate with King Queen versus King is you have to stack the king and the queen.

[01:02:01] the queen. I was just being a bot and checking the king aimlessly for 20 moves. If I had more

[01:02:06] time, I would have won. I think what it is chat is I take too much time on simple moves.

[01:02:11] I take too much time on simple moves. I have to clean that up and I think we get to 5 out

[01:02:15] of 3. Whoa, what the fuck does that mean? Fail to synchronize achievements? No, you're

[01:02:21] going to synchronize them. What? Hi, guys. What does this mean? What does this mean?

[01:02:26] What does this mean?

[01:02:27] I'm getting cocked by Ubi.

[01:02:31] Bro, what is this mean chat?

[01:02:37] What?

[01:02:38] What?

[01:02:39] Please load.

[01:02:40] Please load.

[01:02:41] Please load.

[01:02:42] It looks like it's loading.

[01:02:43] Is it loading?

[01:02:44] I got the blue spinning wheel of positivity.

[01:02:45] Yes!

[01:02:46] spinning wheel of positivity? Yes. That's what it is. I take too

[01:03:00] long on the silver moves. I'll get five on a little chat. Don't

[01:03:02] you worry. Get a D. No, did I know that I'm out of a chat? Is

[01:03:09] it just me or is this loading for like a while? Is it just

[01:03:14] me or is this loading a little bit longer than usual kittens weights here we go yes yes

[01:03:22] put that Gega black ice in my ass alright plug this in we're gonna take a couple of

[01:03:30] days off of domination but we're back because we had the League of Legends tournament and

[01:03:34] and then we were watched partying stomping,

[01:03:36] but now we're back, babe.

[01:03:48] Where the fuck are my stats?

[01:03:57] Okay.

[01:04:02] Babe.

[01:04:04] Are you guys dead ass?

[01:04:10] Reset the game?

[01:04:11] What?

[01:04:12] Reset of the game?

[01:04:15] Load it up dude.

[01:04:26] What the fiddlesticks?

[01:04:33] Oh chat another thing chat.

[01:04:43] I don't know when but soon GTA 5 play through bro GTA 5 play through GTA 5 play through

[01:04:55] Maybe GTA 5 playthrough. Yeah guys, I see that. I don't know what that means

[01:05:00] Um, all right. Are other people on Siege is it just me? Is it a PC issue? Is it a Siege issue?

[01:05:06] What the fuck is happening?

[01:05:12] What's going on jet our seats are just down

[01:05:18] No, yes, chat the next story mode game we're gonna play is GTA 5

[01:05:25] It's an internet issue Ubisoft issue

[01:05:29] TTS band

[01:05:30] Band no, it's your internet

[01:05:34] What what what?

[01:05:46] The servers are down he doesn't believe in down detector

[01:05:49] Highlights because down detectors been wrong every time

[01:05:51] Now the time's never been right, I've eyes ever!

[01:05:55] It's literally never been right!

[01:05:57] There's gonna be somebody on siege right now!

[01:05:59] Look!

[01:06:01] Let's look for somebody playing PCC right now!

[01:06:04] Why don't we?

[01:06:21] Good old reliable down detector.

[01:06:26] This guy's in a game.

[01:06:27] Fuck down detector!

[01:06:29] That site sucks cock!

[01:06:33] Down detector says there's been issues

[01:06:35] with certain accounts.

[01:06:36] Does that mean the servers are shut off to a game?

[01:06:40] Fuck!

[01:06:43] Fuck!

[01:06:51] All right, chat Rockley Rockley. What are we thinking?

[01:07:00] Chat Rockley. What are we thinking?

[01:07:05] Jeff is mocking you.

[01:07:09] You check to be streamed. Yo, I've got something

[01:07:24] Define exactly what you mean by siege is down does that mean no one can play ranked right now in the entire world

[01:07:31] No one in the world can load seats right now

[01:07:39] and I got a Ubisoft connection error.

[01:07:42] Registered Siege error code is 0.0x00000209.

[01:07:51] So what's up with this guy? Did Down Detector ignore him or something?

[01:07:55] How's this guy playing Siege?

[01:07:57] Hey, as far as Down Detector's concerned, they can go fuck thems out!

[01:08:01] Fuck Down Detector!

[01:08:03] Alright, you know what? Yeah, fuck Down Detector.

[01:08:07] You know what? The game's working. Let's just load it up. Fuck this. It has to be working. Never in a game.

[01:08:14] Facing, thank you! Bro, thank you, bro. Get asked! Thank you. Thanks for seeing it my way.

[01:08:20] Yeah.

[01:08:21] Thank you, bro. Thank you for seeing it my fucking way, right?

[01:08:24] They're always lying.

[01:08:28] It's shitty.

[01:08:32] Yeah, users indicate the problem with Ubisoft.

[01:08:37] I

[01:08:44] If we go over three we go over three

[01:08:49] Yo, if you hi guys if you ever bring down the tech on my stream again, I will burn your PC to the ground I

[01:08:57] Hate this dog shit fucking inaccurate fucking website

[01:09:01] High Vines, all the bound detector means is there's spiked outages right now.

[01:09:08] That doesn't mean the game is entirely shut off.

[01:09:10] Yeah, well we're about to load in right now.

[01:09:12] So a little champion right now, come on.

[01:09:16] See, see, see, I told you.

[01:09:20] Fuckin' god, yep, we're in.

[01:09:24] So, High Vines.

[01:09:25] Fuck you.

[01:09:26] No, I need an apology.

[01:09:27] I need an apology, no, I need an apology.

[01:09:30] Highlights, if you ever use down detector again, it's a war crime.

[01:09:34] I thought it was down highlights! All hail down detector! All hail down detector!

[01:09:42] What are you there fucking spokesman? What's wrong with you?

[01:09:48] Bro, it's highlights on payroll for these fucks! Fucks!

[01:09:53] Yeah, change the subject cuz he's wrong, chat listen bro, let me make myself clear.

[01:10:02] Down Detector is a website that will output information of spiked outages.

[01:10:08] Just because the chart goes up doesn't mean you can't play the game.

[01:10:12] You just have to keep trying to load it up.

[01:10:16] Sometimes there are actual server outages in feature.

[01:10:18] Yo guys, I'm a loser!

[01:10:20] I have 30,000 hours on this game!

[01:10:22] Take my word!

[01:10:27] Get emerald blames the fuck out of my face. All right guys, solo queue the champion, let's do it in a ship.

[01:10:37] Why is my mouse not moving?

[01:10:39] Guys, I'll keep it simple, bro.

[01:10:40] Down detector means there's spiked outages on the game in the exact time period.

[01:10:46] It does not mean you can't play the game.

[01:10:52] James, you let him in the flock the fuck in?

[01:10:59] Who asked?

[01:11:00] You TTS.

[01:11:01] Okay, hi guys.

[01:11:04] Okay, chat.

[01:11:09] One minute, TTS.

[01:11:11] Sure.

[01:11:12] One minute, TTS.

[01:11:13] One minute, TTS.

[01:11:14] Take it to a publisher, we don't want to hear it.

[01:11:17] What do you mean a publisher, bro?

[01:11:19] What the fuck are you saying?

[01:11:21] Jinxie, whenever you're getting a toe camera,

[01:11:24] Ma's permanently banned him.

[01:11:25] Now!

[01:11:29] Green slime with a tier one.

[01:11:30] Double green slime and a chat.

[01:11:32] Double green slime and a chat.

[01:11:36] Alright chat lock in. Let's go lock in lock in.

[01:11:42] Tristan with the five gifted.

[01:11:44] Tristan, give me some of that.

[01:11:46] Reena!

[01:11:47] Double Tristan and a chat.

[01:11:48] Hey, GenC, I want to embrace you.

[01:11:58] There's this guy in the chat who's literally just typing Darth Maul.

[01:12:06] Stop!

[01:12:07] If I could, I would.

[01:12:13] Lieutenant Connoisseur with the five get this.

[01:12:17] W-tenner in the chat.

[01:12:21] Chat stop typing fucking Darth Maul, guys.

[01:12:25] Yo, I'm gonna get a comic book.

[01:12:32] The Darksmall.

[01:12:39] The Darksmall Sneakers.

[01:12:44] Shut up!

[01:12:49] Alright guys, TTS is on.

[01:12:54] 100 bits of great message.

[01:12:59] 100 Bits of Blade Message!

[01:13:03] Zoran with the Fat!

[01:13:29] I'm not sure if it's a good idea to do that.

[01:13:40] Jake Dylan underscore cheered 100 bits. Please watch Faker's Hall of Fame video sometime it's lore of the greatest gamer in existence.

[01:14:19] I'm actually embarrassed.

[01:14:49] TV Sion discord cheered 100 bits do you stream on email? SHUT UP!

[01:14:57] of

[01:15:18] somebody moaning

[01:15:20] 15 seconds

[01:15:25] Second to go

[01:15:29] What what hey, just like they can't play they can't let you win you win

[01:15:47] That ain't got chat. It's my first game of the day take it out a notch bro

[01:15:50] It's my first game of the day, y'all.

[01:15:55] It's me.

[01:15:56] You were moaning, Jack.

[01:15:57] All right, let me get a game of the race.

[01:15:59] Moistred ball 13, shared 100 bits.

[01:16:02] When is Overwatch streamed?

[01:16:03] I'm going to beat you up, baby.

[01:16:09] Oh.

[01:16:10] Darth Maul.

[01:16:11] Shut the fuck up!

[01:16:12] Oh.

[01:16:13] Oh.

[01:16:14] Oh.

[01:16:15] Oh.

[01:16:16] Oh.

[01:16:17] Oh.

[01:16:18] Oh.

[01:16:19] enough with that bullshit noir think I'm gonna do one lawyer bro go down go

[01:16:31] down go down go down go down go down go down go downstairs go downstairs go

[01:16:36] downstairs go downstairs guys please

[01:16:39] Arrgh!

[01:16:42] Bro, who was moaning on the staircase, y'all?

[01:16:45] Protect the bomb.

[01:16:48] When are you locking in? This year, bro.

[01:16:51] This year I'm locking in.

[01:17:03] It's Quinza Chid 100 fits, play dead by daylight, Junco.

[01:17:08] Yo chat is this a crazy shout, but is anybody up for some gta rp today crazy shout

[01:17:16] I heard a jump I know I heard a jump

[01:17:46] I think the.

[01:17:58] Crazy Wolf one shared 100 bits stick that tongue out a little more.

[01:18:13] Yo mods fucking bear him!

[01:18:43] Oh my god, I just wasted two minutes.

[01:19:12] I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN THEM!

[01:19:19] I'M ON IT RIGHT NOW, DAMN IT!

[01:19:23] OPEN YOUR EYES!

[01:19:26] FUCK!

[01:19:28] Soon as you're thinking about it, we're not thinking about it!

[01:19:39] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:19:42] No way to sell no no way no way

[01:19:51] This guy's a go-for charm in a

[01:20:05] He has a go-for charm in a 2015 badge

[01:20:08] Is this like a pro? Who the fuck is that?

[01:20:14] What if he is blind? Yo bro, even if the guy is blind, that ass-

[01:20:19] Google you are a cheered 100 bits. Hello, GD, I hope you are having a good day and

[01:20:23] are you a fan of Osamu-san.

[01:20:29] That's been better. Bro, listen bro, um, what was I gonna say? Bro, you're saying

[01:20:35] What if he's blind? Bro, the guy can hear the gameplay. He can hear it's R6.

[01:20:40] He can hear it's R6, bro.

[01:20:47] He can hear it, bro.

[01:20:50] He can fucking hear it, bro. Do not disrespect Lolo.

[01:20:53] Bro, I'm not disrespecting Lolo. He's good, but I just like that stuff better, bro.

[01:21:00] Can you play R6? I'm on the fucking game right now!

[01:21:04] Protect the bomb! Jesus!

[01:21:17] I'm reloading! I'm reloading!

[01:21:19] I'm reloading!

[01:21:25] It's time to share 500 bits. I subbed for 24 months.

[01:21:29] Today, I love you. Keep up the cinema streams.

[01:21:32] Thank you, my guys

[01:21:42] Jack if you want me to get onto a CRP after the chance type one type one

[01:22:02] seeing a lot of ones

[01:22:32] Because QE cheered 100 bits.

[01:22:35] When's the next family you said won a week?

[01:22:39] Probably in a week.

[01:22:41] Healing station prep.

[01:23:32] I

[01:23:40] Sting see

[01:23:43] Where did Darth vangeline

[01:23:46] Shut up

[01:23:49] Please one this please God

[01:23:52] Please God win this bro. Please God. No

[01:24:02] Did it know Merv from Impractical Jokers played Siege?

[01:24:15] The Darth shoes.

[01:24:17] You're so fat it hurts.

[01:24:19] Uh, uh, what do you mean, bro?

[01:24:21] You're in pain from my weight.

[01:24:23] You're in pain?

[01:24:25] Miho.

[01:24:26] Darth cock.

[01:24:27] Miho. Darth cock. Hey Jinxie, down detector says siege is down, try another game. Oh, good

[01:24:37] for down detector bro, great. I'm in the game! Down detector. Saadi you cleared 100 bits,

[01:24:50] hello Jinxie, love your content, please come to Saadi, we love you here. Jinxie, where

[01:24:57] are you right now? Uh, Greg, I don't even know what that means. I'm in my room, Greg.

[01:25:04] What's up, little dick-neck? I'm in my room, though. I'm literally in my room, there.

[01:25:18] Hey, Jinxy, will you take my last name?

[01:25:20] What?

[01:25:33] Hey, Jinxy, I hope you have a good day.

[01:25:34] Thank you, bro.

[01:25:35] Appreciate that, man.

[01:25:36] Like I appreciate that, bro.

[01:25:37] Generally, that goes a long way, dude.

[01:25:41] Which out of the upper down, we're up.

[01:25:44] 10 seconds, 4 insertion.

[01:25:46] 10 seconds before the ship.

[01:25:49] 5 seconds to go!

[01:25:52] A bomb must be located!

[01:25:54] Blazing of 99, sheared 100 bits.

[01:25:57] When I'll be getting to Griff-Cam.

[01:26:00] Ah, mods, report that guy to the FBI.

[01:26:03] Thank you.

[01:26:10] Why don't we get to the coast?

[01:26:13] I'm not gonna lie, I thought they were upstairs.

[01:26:16] I think the 99 over Magnus Carlson win first off Magnus would never do that second

[01:26:25] I would be blind us cuz I would never even close the line unless Magnus is like drinking

[01:26:31] a beer after each game unless Magnus Carlson is a hundred beers deep then maybe

[01:26:46] Do you guys remember that quote I always say?

[01:26:52] Big time players make big time plays.

[01:26:55] You should do a minecraft tanger games tournament.

[01:27:16] Yo bro get me the wall fuck!

[01:27:18] What are you doing?

[01:27:51] nice guy nice guy

[01:28:02] I did it D-D-O-B-E-D-O

[01:28:04] Darth Maul 67 you cheered 100 bits Darth Maul shoes from where Darth Vader

[01:28:21] XJ, I think I'm gonna do more.

[01:28:28] Alright, go upstairs so I can shit on your whole team.

[01:28:35] Go upstairs so I can shit on your whole team.

[01:28:43] Okay, chat, we need to run a poll after this game.

[01:28:50] of what is a better story game.

[01:28:52] GTA V or The Last of Us?

[01:28:58] GTA V or The Last of Us, bro?

[01:29:00] We need to run a poll.

[01:29:03] Cause look, bro, I'm doing it soon.

[01:29:06] I'm doing it soon, bro.

[01:29:11] We'll do the poll after the game, Jack.

[01:29:12] Nick from Steely cheered 100 bits.

[01:29:15] Why did you give up on For Honor?

[01:29:16] It was fun watching it.

[01:29:18] I didn't give up on 4 Honor bro. I just literally suck at the game.

[01:29:23] But I played a little bit of my cousin and I learned some stuff.

[01:29:33] I'm just 4 about the game. Everybody knows how to fight and shit.

[01:29:36] Like every game. Yeah bro I'm bad at every game.

[01:29:41] Of course bro. But anything can be gifted.

[01:29:45] Jack, after this match, after this game, we're going to run a poll on what story game we're going to play.

[01:30:15] I see it.

[01:30:17] I don't think that is a goal.

[01:30:18] Easiest chair 400 bits.

[01:30:20] Please twist my nipples and call me Sally.

[01:30:36] Getting finally coming.

[01:30:37] We see quite the charge.

[01:30:39] How did he- WHAT?!

[01:30:49] He can see me on that!

[01:30:56] WHAT?!

[01:30:57] Dino with the 25 gifted, put the Jager Black Ice in my ass!

[01:31:06] WDOT it on the chat!

[01:31:08] yo flanking top marble

[01:31:17] yep top marble top marble

[01:31:20] last guy's top marble

[01:31:23] tell us on this call here i'm cured one hundred bits you've got to play over

[01:31:27] watch bro it's a game i've been stuck on for years

[01:31:38] Oh my god that I didn't know it's gonna recoil

[01:31:52] Well, GG, bro.

[01:32:04] GG fucking G, bro.

[01:32:06] GG fucking G.

[01:32:08] Bro, you're gonna fight him! You have to fight him! You know that, right?

[01:32:13] This guy's like hiding.

[01:32:17] Throw a drone to break the Aruni? Throw a drone to break the Aruni?

[01:32:20] Alright!

[01:32:29] I- what's going on with the gun?

[01:32:31] I- what's going on with the gun?

[01:32:37] Too getty please, too getty, too getty, too getty, nine!

[01:32:42] Alright chap.

[01:32:43] Is it time for some grand theft auto fall play?

[01:32:48] Before though chat.

[01:32:50] We need to run the most important poll we've ever ran in this stream ever in our entire lives.

[01:32:56] Now chat.

[01:33:00] Our net we need to play another story game.

[01:33:03] We played red dead redemption to it was an absolutely life changing experience.

[01:33:08] I want to play another life changing story game chat.

[01:33:11] I wanted to play a story game that changes who I am as a human being the same way that Red Dead Redemption did

[01:33:17] We have two options. Okay chat

[01:33:21] Grand theft auto five

[01:33:23] story mode or

[01:33:26] The last of us run a fucking pole

[01:33:31] Those are the two options y'all want the walking dead in there too

[01:33:34] Swung belay vote shared 100 bits in solid RN2.

[01:33:39] Chad vote, Chad vote, Chad vote, vote, vote!

[01:33:42] Oh my god, the last of us is winning.

[01:33:44] What?

[01:33:45] Chad vote, vote!

[01:33:47] Vote, vote, vote!

[01:33:49] Vote, vote, vote!

[01:33:51] What?

[01:33:54] The last of us?

[01:33:55] Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, chat.

[01:33:57] How many games are there?

[01:33:59] The last of us, part one takes about 15 to 16 hours with an average of 23, 25 hours a year.

[01:34:22] Which is just the first one?

[01:34:27] The last of us, huh?

[01:34:29] So our next story game is The Last of Us.

[01:34:34] So The Last of Us 1 and 2, okay.

[01:34:41] Still echo name cheered 100 bits. Hey Jinx, see I just wanted to say I love your content and your streams and thank you for getting me into R6.

[01:34:50] Thank you, man. Alright, so listen up chat.

[01:34:53] The last of us, part one takes roughly 15 hours.

[01:34:56] Last of us, part two is significant longer at 25 to 35 hours.

[01:35:00] Combine, plan both back to back.

[01:35:01] We usually take 40 to 50 hours,

[01:35:03] depending on our experience, the culture of lifestyle.

[01:35:05] Okay, so chat.

[01:35:06] Let's call it 60 hours because I'm brain dead.

[01:35:09] All right, so we would need a full weekend,

[01:35:12] like a Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

[01:35:13] So chat.

[01:35:16] This weekend, we have,

[01:35:18] This weekend we have six-invitational, or not six-invitational, we have our sixth major.

[01:35:24] May 29th, we have the Minecraft Marathon with Ron.

[01:35:28] So maybe May 22nd? Maybe May 22nd in like nine days? Am I doing anything?

[01:35:36] Oh, but isn't it a Rocket League major? I just want to find a weekend where I'm doing nothing.

[01:35:41] Yeah, okay. I'm glad I looked that up. We got to watch this. We got to watch this one hundred bits. Hey, Jinx. See, do you stream on email?

[01:35:56] Bro, yes, I said this one. I'll say it again. It is the most, the most entertaining.

[01:36:03] It's just, it's so simple and so fun.

[01:36:07] So chat maybe we should do the last of us on the first weekend where I'm literally doing nothing because this weekend we have our sixth major next weekend we have our CS major the weekend after that we have the Minecraft marathon with Ron.

[01:36:28] Maybe we could do it the weekend after that bro.

[01:36:31] What's what's the first week June to maybe we do it the first weekend of June?

[01:36:39] Maybe with the first weekend of June chat

[01:36:44] Guys you guys are saying other games, but I'm telling you I think the game the chat wants the most is the last of us

[01:36:49] Dude because I've seen people have been asking me to play this game for literally like

[01:36:56] Jinxie underscore her grinder cheers 100 bits

[01:36:59] Hey Jinx, see when will we be getting an update on your foot fungus?

[01:37:03] Sincerely Jinx, you're not gonna find out.

[01:37:05] Bro, I fixed it! I'm muting this shit! I fixed it! Enough!

[01:37:09] I already did the whole foot green thing. Stop! It's gone!

[01:37:13] Why do you care?

[01:37:15] Okay, listen.

[01:37:18] We're still gonna do the GTA V story mode, but chat. Y'all have been like spamming me to play Last of Us.

[01:37:24] I'm expecting the Last of Us to be absolutely fucking cinema, bro.

[01:37:30] So, chat, we are going to do a nonstop marathon of playing the Last of Us Part 1 and Part 2, all in one singular weekend.

[01:37:41] Which actually, it might take longer than Red Dead. It might take four days.

[01:37:46] But guys, I'm so down, bro. I got you all, boys and men. I'm so fucking down. When did this game come out? How old is Last of Us?

[01:37:53] 222. Oh, it's new. It's new. Okay, chat. Is this game better than Red Dead Redemption

[01:38:08] 2, though? Is this game better than Red Dead Redemption 2?

[01:38:15] Winner 2020, but what?

[01:38:22] It's neck and neck, 50-50.

[01:38:24] That was the remasterful, okay.

[01:38:27] All right, so chat.

[01:38:28] I am going to do The Last of Us on the first weekend

[01:38:32] where I literally have nothing to do.

[01:38:34] So I think it's gonna be June, the first weekend of June.

[01:38:38] Don't quote me on that.

[01:38:39] If we don't do it on the first weekend of June,

[01:38:41] it'll be the second weekend of June.

[01:38:44] Because then we got the World Cup streams in July.

[01:38:48] We'll be traveling a little bit for that.

[01:38:50] Traveling a little bit.

[01:38:51] All right guys, the people that I've spoken, bro,

[01:38:54] the people that I've spoken,

[01:38:55] the next story game we are going to play

[01:38:59] is The Last of Us, part one and part two

[01:39:02] all in one continuous stream

[01:39:04] that I'm assuming with sleep

[01:39:06] is gonna take four to five days non-stop.

[01:39:08] But I'm down.

[01:39:11] Yeah, I trust y'all, bro.

[01:39:13] Y'all literally spammed me to play Red Dead for like years.

[01:39:17] And I wish I did it years ago.

[01:39:19] So I trust y'all with this one too.

[01:39:21] I trust y'all's fucking ball knowledge, bro.

[01:39:24] I trust y'all boys.

[01:39:25] Last of us, part one and two.

[01:39:27] Part one and two.

[01:39:28] Okay, chat.

[01:39:29] Now, should we play GTA RP or Rocket League?

[01:39:33] What do you guys wanna do?

[01:39:34] Rocket League Diamond Push or GTA RP?

[01:39:37] RLCS is coming up in a week too, bro.

[01:39:40] Oh my God, I'm gonna watch that squishy.

[01:39:41] That's going to be fun as fuck Zen might win.

[01:39:45] You never know.

[01:39:46] But okay, chat rocket league.

[01:39:48] Should we do rocket league road to diamond or GTRP?

[01:39:50] Cause I'm going to get on me, get a little bit,

[01:39:52] but I just want to play a game for like an hour.

[01:39:55] But chat, run the pool, run the pool.

[01:39:56] GTRP or rocket league?

[01:40:11] you

[01:40:41] you

[01:41:41] I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it.

[01:42:03] Alright, what, what in the pool, chat?

[01:42:05] Oh my god, hi vibes, leak check, Twitter.

[01:42:07] G-C-A-R-P wins it?

[01:42:10] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[01:42:13] Hide mine.

[01:42:14] Bro, Chad, I'm excited for this last of us stream.

[01:42:17] I gotta plan it out, but Chad, I'm gonna find,

[01:42:22] guys, I'm gonna find a three to four day blockade

[01:42:27] where I'm literally doing nothing.

[01:42:29] It's not scheduled a single thing

[01:42:31] and just fully play all of the last of us part one and two.

[01:42:35] Your spot is ready.

[01:42:35] Here we go, here we go.

[01:42:40] All right, Chad, this is day two in Prodigy RP, day two in Prodigy RP, day one, we joined

[01:42:48] it.

[01:42:49] No, we didn't join the game.

[01:42:50] We didn't join a game.

[01:42:51] Chad, I don't know if I want to join a game.

[01:42:52] I don't know.

[01:42:53] I don't know.

[01:42:54] I don't know.

[01:42:55] But day two, let's just try to meet people.

[01:42:57] Try to meet about three minutes.

[01:43:00] Yeah, I'm going to play RP for like an hour and then get on the phone.

[01:43:07] Oh, my bad.

[01:43:08] Yo, hi guys, my bad. I couldn't hear it because of the headset. What's up, dude?

[01:43:13] I'm not. You're good. Um, there might be an issue.

[01:43:19] But, wait, is this true? Summit, Hutch, and Courage are all on this RP server right now?

[01:43:27] Hutch is on leave. What the fuck?

[01:43:34] Okay, but what I was saying was there might be a problem because this says three out of 250, which means there's three players online.

[01:43:46] This has five out of 100.

[01:43:52] Yeah, are you sure because wasn't there like 200 players like five days ago.

[01:43:58] Cap what?

[01:44:04] No, this one just says restarting. Oh

[01:44:07] It's a server wipe. It's a server wipe or there's a new server. There's a new server

[01:44:17] So we know the screens block

[01:44:19] Prodigy RP is down till Monday said PSF. Yes

[01:44:22] Oh, okay, so we can't play our pizza Monday. Yeah, all right. We'll just play Monday then chat

[01:44:31] That's fine with me. All right, but all good bro. Let's boot it up rocket league

[01:44:39] Yeah, let's boot up RL guys. I'm getting diamond today. Hi, buddy. Do you think I can get diamond today?

[01:44:46] Diamond today, do you think I can get diamond today in rocket league?

[01:44:50] What's your rank?

[01:44:51] Plat 2.

[01:44:52] Hi, Plat 2.

[01:44:53] Hi.

[01:44:54] Like, I think I'm two wins away from Plat 3, Highbites.

[01:44:57] That's definitely doable.

[01:44:58] That is definitely doable.

[01:44:59] So I would need, what, 10 wins, no losses?

[01:45:02] Uh, smooth.

[01:45:04] I think over 10.

[01:45:07] Boss!

[01:45:08] Bro, no, no, no.

[01:45:10] I think, bro, Highbites.

[01:45:12] I could go on a winning streak, bro.

[01:45:14] Dude, you don't understand, Highbites?

[01:45:16] How fucking disgusting I am at Rockin'Eek, bro.

[01:45:19] something awakened in my penis where I'm just randomly good at games now oh no

[01:45:23] it's not that I just play PC that's what it is PC yeah all right chat ladies

[01:45:31] and gentlemen without further ado can I hit diamond today all right yo hi guys

[01:45:44] Prepare to witness greatness, bro.

[01:45:47] Wait, there's a 2v2 tournament in 15 minutes.

[01:45:54] I'm not playing with fucking boggles.

[01:45:59] No, that was your best chance, boggles, you and boggles.

[01:46:02] Muted! Muted!

[01:46:04] I'm gonna get a energy drink chat. Can I hit can I hit diamond today and maybe we run a 2v2 turn?

[01:46:34] Alright, so chat, chat, be honest.

[01:46:56] Do you want me to play the 2v2 tournament with Boggles?

[01:46:59] Just beat that ass on us.

[01:47:01] Do you want me to play the 2v2 tournament with Boggles?

[01:47:03] Be dead ass honest, y'all.

[01:47:05] Do y'all want me to play the 2v2 tournament with boggles?

[01:47:09] Just be dead ass honest, y'all.

[01:47:12] No, okay, see bro, I'm gonna win.

[01:47:19] I'm gonna win, bro.

[01:47:21] That's the thing.

[01:47:22] I'm gonna win.

[01:47:23] I'm not playing with boggles.

[01:47:24] good start great start over the middle teammate I'm passing to you teammate

[01:47:38] okay I'm gonna be on the side low key to struggle to the way my teammate me me

[01:47:44] me me me me me me me me what's outside wait my camera

[01:47:54] He missed! Open that! Open! Fuck! What are you doing? It was wide!

[01:48:10] Dude, if I didn't get Bumpley's score, if I didn't get Bumpley's score, ball changed,

[01:48:22] Ronnie, I'm not ball-changing shit!

[01:48:24] SHUT UP, KIDDIT!

[01:48:26] Over the middle, please.

[01:48:29] I gotta fix my camera, Jesus Murphy.

[01:48:31] Yes, yes!

[01:48:47] Get it out of the house! Get it out of the house!

[01:48:49] Get it out of the house!

[01:48:50] Get it! Open that! Open that! What the fuck!

[01:49:02] These guys are so lucky, bro. These guys are so lucky.

[01:49:08] We've had two? Wait, you're getting demoed. Get demoed, kid!

[01:49:12] wait what? teammate, teammate, what? teammate, teammate, teammate, teammate, teammate, teammate

[01:49:36] you were AFK, hey chat let's not do this, that's on you bullshit, why am I teammate and

[01:49:40] missed the fucking ball. Let's not do that. I was demoing somebody and I was miles away

[01:49:45] from the ball. Let's not do that. That's on you shit. Is that one on me too? My teammate

[01:49:56] missed the ball. And you guys have the audacity to say that's on me? Are you fucking delusional?

[01:50:06] okay that one's on me okay okay okay that one's on me sister that one's on me

[01:50:20] sister okay sister that one's on me

[01:50:28] over the metal over the metal over the metal hit it hit it why are you running

[01:50:33] from the boat why the fuck are you running from the fucking bomb this is

[01:50:37] plan to not bronze oh I didn't know Johann Chris was on the other team I

[01:50:45] didn't know Johann Chris was on the other team what the fuck are we dead ass

[01:51:03] I don't know what's worse, uh, uh, Rocket League teammates or League of Legends teammates?

[01:51:13] No!

[01:51:15] Daddy chill, daddy chill!

[01:51:20] Over the middle!

[01:51:21] Oh my god, that's all me, all me, all me, all me!

[01:51:23] This is me, this is me!

[01:51:24] You're gonna bounce at me!

[01:51:26] What?!

[01:51:27] I swear to god, the jump from plot 1 to plot 2 is actually astronomical.

[01:51:32] It's astronomical, dude.

[01:51:42] Okay, so let me be out of twitching. That one's on me.

[01:51:45] That one's on me.

[01:51:48] No, no, no, chat. Let me be directly up. My teammate left. My teammate left. Fine.

[01:51:52] I 1v2.

[01:51:55] Imagine the aura if I 1v2. Imagine.

[01:51:59] Imagine! 1v2! Come back!

[01:52:19] Why is this song playing? Why is this fucking song playing?

[01:52:24] Why? Why?

[01:52:29] why stop yelling I'm gooning about permanently banned Colton hey Colton

[01:52:40] why the fuck are you gooning in my fucking stream why H-Day to get my

[01:52:46] gifted

[01:52:50] why are you gooning why

[01:52:59] I was about to say to my teammate miss the ball again.

[01:53:23] Bro since when can Black Two's air roll?

[01:53:26] What?

[01:53:27] Since when dude?

[01:53:32] HAH!

[01:53:39] I got affected by my positioning factor.

[01:53:51] I bumped him! HAHAHA!

[01:53:52] Daddy daddy daddy stop daddy stop stop

[01:54:08] I swear to god bro it's so hard to break through and plat like these plat players are legit

[01:54:13] They don't mess up plat one is free but not plat two

[01:54:22] She had a big it's safe to say I'm um selling that was on me wait wait

[01:54:44] He misses the ball, but still has time to get back what if that's me my car would have like flipped over and got lit on fire

[01:54:58] Yeah, I might be lost yeah, I don't know. I might be washed guys might be washed

[01:55:06] I don't even know what I'm doing there

[01:55:08] No, like chat I might be lost bro.

[01:55:13] Is this actually Jhinxie?

[01:55:15] Probably because he sucks, okay great.

[01:55:19] So instead of loading up my stream he just deduces it because I suck.

[01:55:23] Probably because he sucks, okay great.

[01:55:26] Love my teammate, great.

[01:55:31] As he misses the ball and I score.

[01:55:33] Yeah, I don't know what happened, but my Platinum II's randomly just got really good at rocket.

[01:55:39] I don't know what happened.

[01:55:43] I swear to God, either I'm the most wash player of all time, or Platinum's just overnight

[01:55:51] became God.

[01:55:56] How did he get that much power?

[01:56:03] how do they get better or did you get worse hi bye shut the fuck up jimsy are

[01:56:16] we getting a toilet cam yo jupiter get out of the stream

[01:56:26] hi by storm CTFs

[01:56:33] My bitch delegating

[01:56:52] My ball

[01:56:54] Four stats

[01:56:56] Damn how fun

[01:56:59] Calma, calma

[01:57:00] What the

[01:57:03] Check them! Check them! Check them! Bounce!

[01:57:14] FUUUUUUUUUUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

[01:57:30] Yes! Please!

[01:57:31] No no no no no no.

[01:57:43] We have one minute we need to score right now.

[01:57:54] Godammit, I got it! I got it! I got it!

[01:58:02] He's stoned! You stoned! You joked!

[01:58:07] Open that, open that, open that, open that, open that, open that, open that.

[01:58:32] Some throat numbing spray and my dad loves it.

[01:58:36] I caught the back end of that one. What the fuck I caught the back end of that one

[01:59:01] No, no I sold I saw please don't score please

[01:59:06] Oh my god, I'm so happy, chat.

[01:59:32] Ground it, ground it, ground it, ground it, ground it, ground it, ground it, ground it, ground it.

[01:59:35] 923 cheered 100 bits.

[01:59:37] You should play Subnautica 2 tomorrow when it drops.

[01:59:41] Wait, wait, what?

[01:59:43] Subnautica 2 is dropping tomorrow?

[01:59:47] What?

[01:59:50] Didn't they like just do the trailer?

[01:59:53] Oh no, the tournament, the tournament, the tournament, the tournament, the tournament!

[01:59:59] No! No! No! No! No!

[02:00:04] I almost got a game.

[02:00:08] Wait, so, chat.

[02:00:10] Is Drake's album tomorrow?

[02:00:14] Wait, chat. Is Drake's album tomorrow too?

[02:00:17] Oh, no, Drake's album in two days.

[02:00:18] I didn't even place hypnotic of one bro I didn't even

[02:00:31] Yo, listen to me clearly, bro.

[02:00:49] TTS is a safe space for questions and recommendations.

[02:00:54] That is it.

[02:00:55] Don't ask me some stupid shit like that again!

[02:01:08] Tomorrow Iceman drops at midnight.

[02:01:10] What?!

[02:01:11] What?!

[02:01:13] Get ass!

[02:01:20] We chat.

[02:01:21] Tomorrow's the 14th.

[02:01:22] Tomorrow Iceman drops at midnight?

[02:01:28] Say you swear to god!

[02:01:30] Jack, should we do a listening party at midnight live?

[02:01:35] Iceman drops at midnight tomorrow!

[02:01:38] What?!

[02:01:40] We have to.

[02:01:41] Bro, we have to listen to the album.

[02:01:43] That's- oh my god.

[02:01:45] Yes!

[02:01:46] Yes!

[02:01:47] Yes!

[02:01:48] 100 bits your jinxed see saw you touching a grand Mars breasts in walmart today

[02:01:54] Again, it's like why type it cuz no one's gonna believe it

[02:01:59] There's no point of typing it because not a single human being who has sentient brain power

[02:02:04] Who's gonna believe that bro? I don't do that shit, right?

[02:02:10] All right, ladies gentlemen

[02:02:12] We still have never won a rock-a-dink tournament. It's been months in the making

[02:02:16] Can we do it today?

[02:02:18] We still have never wanted to rock a big tournament.

[02:02:23] No chat, I'm excited for Last of Us.

[02:02:24] Get ass, I'm excited!

[02:02:26] Bro, y'all told me to play Red Dead?

[02:02:29] That game changed my life.

[02:02:31] Now y'all tell me to play Last of Us?

[02:02:33] I'm excited, bro.

[02:02:34] I'm locked in, bro, locked in.

[02:02:37] I'm gonna do it.

[02:02:38] Bro, we have two marathons coming up, chat.

[02:02:40] Minecraft and Last of Us.

[02:02:46] We'll be on GTA Role play on Monday.

[02:03:10] GTRP Monday, bro.

[02:03:15] Oh, Frigol, already, Frigol.

[02:03:18] Walling in, to you, to you.

[02:03:21] Let's win this goddamn tournament!

[02:03:26] Yes!

[02:03:29] Let's win this tournament, baby!

[02:03:36] Took a long way, took a long way to go.

[02:04:10] Wait, not only that, my teammate has won a tournament before.

[02:04:15] This could be it!

[02:04:19] Bro, I'm not carrying chat, it's just a good teammate.

[02:04:21] It's called appreciating my team, bro.

[02:04:23] It's not a carry.

[02:04:33] Chat, it's not a carry, it's called...

[02:04:35] Fuck!

[02:04:36] It's called appreciating your team.

[02:04:38] You have zero goals both games?

[02:04:41] Cap!

[02:04:42] Cap!

[02:04:43] Cap!

[02:04:44] Cap!

[02:04:45] I scored last game, no?

[02:04:46] Wait.

[02:04:47] Wait, do I have no goals?

[02:04:52] Cybrec underscore 06, cheered 100 bits.

[02:04:55] Rowan, are you doing the next tell screen?

[02:04:58] Next, what?

[02:05:00] RL?

[02:05:01] RL?

[02:05:02] I'm on it right now!

[02:05:04] Open your fucking eyeballs!

[02:05:07] Fuck! Open your eyes! Fuck!

[02:05:24] I love Demo-ing, bro. I actually love it.

[02:05:27] I've licked him, I've licked him.

[02:05:34] How does that miss?

[02:05:37] How does that miss?

[02:05:40] Let's get a shot here.

[02:05:42] I think I'll do a wraparound.

[02:05:45] Gemini heat wraparound, fall knowledge if you know it.

[02:05:51] I think I'll do a wraparound.

[02:05:54] Too much altitude.

[02:05:56] Okay, watch this one though. Watch this one.

[02:06:03] SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[02:06:05] SHUT UP!

[02:06:07] I've heard that joke a thousand times!

[02:06:11] I know more than anyone!

[02:06:17] And I can't focus cuz-

[02:06:18] I can't focus cuz I'm getting ass-

[02:06:20] BULLSY AND I'M OUT OF DARS MALL!

[02:06:26] I'm gonna lose for the first round.

[02:06:31] I'm gonna lose for the first round.

[02:06:33] Wow! Wow! Wow!

[02:06:38] It's current.

[02:06:42] That's gotta drop. Jump in the net, please!

[02:06:44] Please, please!

[02:06:46] Yes! Yes!

[02:06:48] Okay, I'm sorry. Carry me, Daddy.

[02:06:50] Daddy, carry me.

[02:06:52] Daddy, carry me, please!

[02:06:54] I'll be a good kitten for Daddy.

[02:06:56] Just please, carry me daddy!

[02:06:58] I need this tournament win more than anyone has ever needed anything!

[02:07:03] Please daddy!

[02:07:05] Two chaired 100 bits, stuff more.

[02:07:08] Yo! I'm done with the stars ball, bullshit!

[02:07:12] No, no.

[02:07:13] please get frince get frince go ratobe get frince go ratobe

[02:07:28] 9.

[02:07:29] He missed, he missed, he missed.

[02:07:56] often play squirt on Friday. Say you swear to God! Say you swear to God! Say you swear

[02:08:03] to God! Say you swear to God! What?!

[02:08:08] No, but that means one of them has knocked it out!

[02:08:12] What do you mean, I do? I do, I do, I do, I do, I do! Oh, you mean, oh! I don't know.

[02:08:25] Some people like it and some people don't.

[02:08:28] Some people like it and some people don't, I don't know.

[02:08:38] Oh yeah, that's why the YouTube chat doesn't like it.

[02:08:41] That's why, yeah, yeah, the YouTube chat.

[02:08:46] Hit that, hit that.

[02:08:47] Nice kitten.

[02:08:53] He missed.

[02:08:54] I'm gonna win a tournament. I'm telling you today's the day. Everything's going right right now. I have a good teammate. I'm getting lucky

[02:09:04] Nope that week shit out of here kid and give me that boost kid fuck out of my court

[02:09:12] Wait, that's good contact stay on it

[02:09:14] That's great contact demo demo demo demo

[02:09:18] 67 he's cheered 100 bits. I'm at the dark wall, but I don't see that

[02:09:24] STUPID FUCKING!

[02:09:27] OH! I'M SO CLOUD!

[02:09:30] No I missed this game! I missed this fucking game!

[02:09:33] I love epic saves! I LOVE EPIC SA-

[02:09:37] YES!

[02:09:39] Karma karma karma karma karma karma karma karma karma

[02:09:48] Maybe pass it? Maybe pass it?

[02:09:51] I had no boost it's over.

[02:09:53] I didn't know I had no boost chat 9 15 seconds of defense is all we need 15

[02:10:02] I get the deep access all we need come on oh no oh no

[02:10:10] you got minus 82 rollback rolling on the floor laughing emoji

[02:10:34] Ladies and gentlemen, today is the day that I, Nikola Stewart, win my first ever tournament.

[02:10:50] So many doubters, so many haters, so many non-believers, but I believe!

[02:11:01] Today's the day, y'all. Today's the day.

[02:11:03] Zero gold coal.

[02:11:05] No, I have to go, it's just not updated.

[02:11:13] Guys, guys, guys, no, believe.

[02:11:15] Have a little fucking faith, guys.

[02:11:17] Fuck. Have a little faith, y'all.

[02:11:22] Hey, Jinxy, your eyebrows are recovering

[02:11:24] from stage four cancer.

[02:11:26] Mott's permanently banned him for harassment.

[02:11:28] Appreciate it, Mott.

[02:11:29] Mott's permanently banned him for harassment.

[02:11:30] Thank you mom, thank you.

[02:11:32] Cakes and cheered 100 bits. Where did Darth Vader go to get some shoes?

[02:11:37] The Darth Maul, rolling on the floor laughing emoji.

[02:11:41] Mons, purge the chat! Purge it!

[02:11:45] Mons, purge the chat! Purge the chat! Purge the fucking chat!

[02:11:51] Fuck!

[02:11:53] Ah, guys, I know, I know the joke, I know, I know the punchline, I know it.

[02:12:05] I know the joke, guys.

[02:12:07] I've heard it a thousand times in two weeks.

[02:12:11] I know the joke!

[02:12:20] I know the joke, I promise!

[02:12:23] Fuck!

[02:12:36] Bro, did this guy's teammate go to get a pop-tart? What's going on?

[02:12:41] Did this guy's teammate go to get a pop-tart?

[02:12:47] Did his teammate go to get pizza rolls?

[02:12:49] What happened to his fucking teammate?

[02:12:51] Torb's 2 shared 100 bits. What is this sperm on my screen?

[02:12:55] High-vives when does the stream start?

[02:12:59] Bro, he said oof, where's my guy at?

[02:13:02] Bro, this guy's playing a tournament solo. Holy aura.

[02:13:07] Did you jerk off today?

[02:13:09] Uh, so I'm gonna allow you to type one stupid message.

[02:13:13] The next one you're banned.

[02:13:15] guys this is why I'm saying we're gonna win this tournament because everything's

[02:13:22] going right I have a good teammate we barely won the first game and then the

[02:13:26] second game we're in a 2v1 like everything's going right

[02:13:30] Yo, hi guys! What is up, bro?

[02:13:35] Yo, I was just scrolling TikTok, bro, and I came across this joke. Why did this dumbass

[02:13:44] fall and go to the debater?

[02:13:48] Ending the call. Ending the call. I'm done. I'm done, bro. I'm done. I'm done.

[02:13:53] Thought he had a legitimate question. Thought he had a legitimate question.

[02:13:58] 7,490, be cheered 100 bits. GD, you play like your eyes are closed.

[02:14:05] SHUT UP!

[02:14:07] Brother, our opponent does not have a teammate.

[02:14:10] If-

[02:14:11] If we lose, I'm quitting Rocket League for the rest of my life.

[02:14:14] If we lose a 2v1, I'm quitting for the rest of my life.

[02:14:16] WALAHI!

[02:14:18] I

[02:14:27] Run because it's a 2v1 if I just demo him he doesn't have a teammate dribble

[02:14:39] My money don't wiggle wiggle it folds give me that

[02:14:43] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[02:14:55] Bro trying to get an easy W. Uh, yes! Yes! Precisely! Literally exactly!

[02:15:01] I

[02:15:05] Physics shared 100 bits. I functioned a longer where does Darth Vader get his shoes from?

[02:15:17] I've I've burned the chat to the floor ban everybody I've I'd burn it to the ground bro. I can't do this shit

[02:15:24] I'm never doing TTS again. I know the job

[02:15:31] It's like the worst joke!

[02:15:41] Why is this guy on the flinting?

[02:15:45] Why is this guy on the flinting?

[02:15:48] Right now we're good.

[02:16:08] No, you didn't have to pass, Miho! Miho! I had a shot, Miho!

[02:16:18] Kill

[02:16:20] Brother brother, I'm not even on seat. Is that message an hour old?

[02:16:27] Bro, do you want to so if he just use demo and there's no one left

[02:16:35] Bro, what do you mean stop and explain to each other first round? Are y'all sad ass girl?

[02:16:42] Say see how fringe I'm playing

[02:16:48] How do you guys no stop at its weight later because bro like oh that's sad bro I

[02:17:11] I wanted him to play in the Finals.

[02:17:28] Uh, I don't go by Gary.

[02:17:32] I got a text message from a lady who thought I was Gary

[02:17:36] because the guy who had the phone number before me, his name was Gary.

[02:17:40] And then I told my chat, and then ever since that game, there's like 3000 psychopaths who think my name's Harry.

[02:18:00] This guy's under so much pressure.

[02:18:06] He should just FF for like his own mental health, but I respect the effort.

[02:18:10] He's got a ff for his own mental health y'all.

[02:18:24] So chat with this free win we're now in semi-f-errrrrr yes semi right.

[02:18:39] No.

[02:18:40] Top 8, top 8, top 8, quarters, quarters, quarters.

[02:18:43] Quarters, quarters.

[02:18:56] Oh my god, G-Loak, you just got finessed.

[02:19:01] Shadow was gliding right there, I was gliding.

[02:19:09] Why is he not ffping though chat? I actually don't understand.

[02:19:13] This guy just made himself? I mean he got unlucky.

[02:19:23] Did Squishy grab his controller? What's happening?

[02:19:27] Skater on fire she's cheered 145 bits.

[02:19:32] Hey Jinx, see I just wanna say thanks for being born. I love you.

[02:19:36] Thank you bro.

[02:19:39] Thank you man.

[02:19:43] Thank you my boy.

[02:19:47] Off the bar.

[02:19:51] No I miss. Shice is Shice. I can't be missing that.

[02:19:55] I cannot be missing the-

[02:20:06] Took out an Ongwe.

[02:20:19] Brazil!

[02:20:20] Brazil! Brazil! Brazil! Brazil! Brazil!

[02:20:25] Brazil Brazil Brazil now it's not

[02:20:33] yeah what is the I cheered 100 bits me and my boyfriend love watching your

[02:20:41] streams they make our day drop the attitude you're not him bro when did I

[02:20:47] say I was him

[02:20:55] I think after this we're going to be number one in goals because we're just farming goals.

[02:21:01] We're literally just farming goals at this point.

[02:21:06] Is that Son in Brazilian or in Portuguese?

[02:21:10] I

[02:21:23] Think our opponent hates himself

[02:21:26] What's the case?

[02:21:28] Yeah, I think our opponent hates himself. I'll stop batting. Yes, sir. I'm stop adding. Yes, sir

[02:21:40] Get free by ever cheered one hundred bits. Can you touch your homie buns to my electric

[02:21:48] keel?

[02:21:49] No, no, no, stop own goalie. Yeah, yeah, don't score, don't score.

[02:22:00] We got to play our next game chat. We're in top eight boys top eight

[02:22:18] Hey, hey, hey

[02:22:21] Stop hate

[02:22:23] Quarterfinals man quarterfinals here we go

[02:22:27] Oh, well, Cryptic Fury, they were the 10-gifted WCriptic in the chat.

[02:22:33] I'm going to go B.

[02:22:35] Quarter finals, y'all, quarter finals.

[02:22:37] Quarter finals.

[02:22:49] Inks underscore a cheered 100 bits.

[02:22:52] When are you hopping on overwatch, Junko?

[02:22:54] Trust me, it's peak.

[02:23:57] 100 bits its mood is birthday are you taking him to the Darth Maul

[02:24:03] Oh, she gives me love and affection, baby, did I mention, you're the only girl for me,

[02:24:31] Nope, I don't need a next one.

[02:24:33] Why is the chat laughing?

[02:24:35] I come back to see hundreds of people

[02:24:37] typing a laughing emoji.

[02:24:38] What did I miss?

[02:24:39] What did I miss?

[02:24:43] Somebody made a Darth Maul joke while I was gone.

[02:24:47] Hey, Jennifer, you should play Subnautica 2 tomorrow

[02:24:55] and play the one below.

[02:24:56] Wait, Jack, is Subnautica 2 co-op?

[02:25:01] Chat, Subnautica 2 is co-op.

[02:25:07] Chat, what if me and can play?

[02:25:11] Bro, Subnautica 2 is co-op?

[02:25:13] What if me and can play, chat?

[02:25:22] Bro, what chat like?

[02:25:24] Wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna watch the trailer.

[02:25:28] Chat, hi guys.

[02:25:29] Remind me to watch the Sematica 2 trailer after this game.

[02:25:33] Because dude, Ken just beat Sematica 1.

[02:25:36] I only played Sematica for 5 hours.

[02:25:43] That should have been a goal.

[02:25:44] That should have been a goal.

[02:25:47] That should have been a goal.

[02:25:50] No chat, like.

[02:25:54] No chat, I miss Ken.

[02:25:57] I miss Kenny when he, I miss Ken, bro.

[02:26:00] Jack, you guys know me and Ken

[02:26:01] are actually like really good friends.

[02:26:04] Jack, me and Ken call like,

[02:26:07] probably like two or three times a week.

[02:26:10] I'm not getting a chat.

[02:26:13] Jack, me and Ken call like two or three times a week.

[02:26:20] Wait what?

[02:26:27] Okay, that was the best goal I've ever gotten in my life.

[02:26:30] That was the best goal.

[02:26:31] No child love, Ken.

[02:26:33] Bro, me and Kendall just talked about random shit for hours.

[02:26:36] I would love to play a game with Ken again.

[02:26:40] Bro, maybe me and Ken could play Sibnaica 2 for a day.

[02:26:47] Oh my god, please, please!

[02:26:50] He's not a real mess!

[02:26:55] No!

[02:26:56] Yes!

[02:26:57] How did that mess?

[02:27:00] Go.

[02:27:01] Please, Daddy.

[02:27:06] Austin Thedefiler cheered 105th.

[02:27:12] When are we meeting for the next make-out session?

[02:27:16] I couldn't focus because of that.

[02:27:18] No.

[02:27:19] I'm not gonna it is my fault that is my fault, but I couldn't focus because of that

[02:27:34] Both please go go go go go go go go go go

[02:27:39] Get being ticked we're not so way

[02:27:42] No, we can't lose. I'm tired of losing tournament. You miss thank God

[02:28:19] Where does Darth Vader get his shoes?

[02:28:22] GET OUT OF MY STREAM!

[02:28:32] And you said that-

[02:28:36] Wait, no, you actually said the joke right. Wait, that's actually the first guy that I ever said the joke right.

[02:28:44] I meant-

[02:28:45] FUCK! FUCK!

[02:28:47] Hope that was the goal!

[02:28:49] Off the wall please, I need to score this now.

[02:28:57] Tim, that was a hard timing though, because I had to slow down for it. That one was weird.

[02:29:08] Throw the script at the end of the road.

[02:29:10] It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. It's over. Chat it's over.

[02:29:20] It's not over!

[02:29:28] Thank you, bro.

[02:29:33] Thank you, bro.

[02:29:34] Keep up the great work.

[02:29:35] Eli, thank you, bro.

[02:29:36] I appreciate you, man.

[02:29:40] Thank you, my boy.

[02:29:46] I love Sweden, bro.

[02:29:47] No, that's actually a great idea, chat.

[02:29:51] We should play Subnautica too, but can't.

[02:29:54] If it's co-op, that's so sick.

[02:29:57] Like, that's so much better.

[02:30:02] I love the guy that said that.

[02:30:09] I'll Texcan tonight.

[02:30:11] I'll Texcan.

[02:30:13] Cause you guys gotta drop tomorrow.

[02:30:16] No, no, no, no, no.

[02:30:18] My teammate is so hot, oh my god.

[02:30:20] Give me that clock.

[02:30:32] Alicia Rossi, I chaired 100 bits. I love you, Daddy.

[02:30:41] He is 12? No, he's not! Shut up!

[02:30:53] I won the dogs. I lost the dogs. No, we're going to lose! No, we need more time!

[02:31:01] Hit the ball!

[02:31:04] We need to score, we need to score!

[02:31:08] Now!

[02:31:09] Now!

[02:31:10] Now!

[02:31:11] Yes.

[02:31:12] Yes, yes, yes, yes, here we go.

[02:31:21] uh

[02:31:40] Strength is if two cheered 100s bits when his Dante is joining you

[02:31:51] I'm never gonna win a tournament chat. I'm never gonna win. I lose it every time. I lose it every time I lose it bro. I lose it every time.

[02:32:21] I lose it every time.

[02:32:26] Okay, high five.

[02:32:27] Subnautica 2 trailer.

[02:32:28] Let's check it out.

[02:32:29] Let's check it out.

[02:32:30] Subnautica 2 trailer, y'all.

[02:32:32] Subnautica 2 trailer.

[02:32:33] Let's check it out.

[02:32:36] Let's check it out.

[02:32:37] Subnautica 2 trailer.

[02:32:38] Let's check it out.

[02:32:39] A good street share at 100 bits when his League of Legends.

[02:32:50] That's my baby, she's iconic, all right.

[02:33:00] Do you want to be ready?

[02:33:11] All right, ready?

[02:33:13] Subnautica to Trader y'all.

[02:33:16] I got it. I got it. Subnautica 2 Trader y'all. Subnautica 2 Trader y'all. Let's check

[02:33:25] it out. Here we go. Chat, are we locked in? Are we ready to roll? Are we locked in?

[02:33:35] Subnautica 2 train of the rope

[02:33:49] Case dogs 625

[02:33:53] Where does jinxed see get his tires the Darth mechanic?

[02:33:58] All right

[02:34:02] Like guys you can't just plug Darth into a sentence like like bro. That's all he's doing

[02:34:09] There's no punchline. He's just plugging Darth into a sentence

[02:34:16] All right reset lock in subnautica to traitor y'all it drops tomorrow should me and Ken play

[02:34:28] My job is your life.

[02:34:32] We'll find a convenient way to die.

[02:34:39] Welcome back, Dianne.

[02:34:43] For the sake of all our sleeping times, we have to learn how to survive.

[02:34:47] Good luck.

[02:34:48] Okay, uh, graphics look good. Graphics look good, dude. Wow.

[02:34:53] Like, graphics look incredible!

[02:34:58] No one wants to talk about how we got here.

[02:35:01] All you need to know is, it's a beautiful place to die over and over again.

[02:35:08] We've set up a lab here with a few basic biomods. They're safe. But if you start to hear voices,

[02:35:26] I wish you could see the urge to swim through the tree and don't tangle.

[02:35:32] Forget your debt.

[02:35:34] Forget Nella.

[02:35:35] Forget Alpera.

[02:35:36] Forget the life you imagined.

[02:35:39] It's all gone now.

[02:35:41] You're going to die here.

[02:35:44] And that's alright.

[02:35:46] Pick the most interesting thing you can see and explore.

[02:35:52] Wouldn't that save you free?

[02:35:54] And I know where this mission will end.

[02:35:58] You'll join us soon enough.

[02:36:02] Wow!

[02:36:04] Early access available on May 14th.

[02:36:06] That is tomorrow, chat.

[02:36:09] That is tomorrow.

[02:36:10] Wow!

[02:36:13] Looks pretty sentiment.

[02:36:14] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:36:16] Chat is Dante's ready to rock and fucking...

[02:36:21] Roar! It's downstairs bettery. It's downstairs bettery. Whoa, Buffs are live. What does that mean?

[02:36:36] I mean, this is so fucking hard.

[02:36:38] Jadity calling. Jadity calling. Jadity calling. Let's live spectate this game here.

[02:36:43] Chat! We need to hit bronze in league, bro. There's no other option than needed to be done, bro.

[02:36:48] We need to hit bronze in League of Legends before you know it. I'll be challenger

[02:36:52] But before we could be challenger I gotta start off with the basics and hit bronze, you know

[02:37:02] Chat top down there's some column I

[02:37:06] Think he's gonna swag fast for the fucking my cracks in our frozen should we have I think he's gonna swag fast chat

[02:37:16] You guys

[02:37:18] wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you guys are lying about what i'm calling what wait wait hold up

[02:37:28] yo don't test what is good bro what is good dude wait jinx here mic is uh not normal what happens

[02:37:35] here how does it sound to explain exactly how it sounds so i can correct it it sounds like a

[02:37:40] fucking webcam mic oh that's because it is unlucky okay now do I sound good that's

[02:37:47] not good do now you sound fucking beautiful what the fuck is up buttercup

[02:37:54] I think I might lose this game do you want to watch yes screen share wait your

[02:38:00] title says one win equals grandmaster are you one off to yet I think after the

[02:38:06] way when earlier I'm two wins away including this one though so I win this

[02:38:09] one we get GM okay can you throw on a little bit of game sound for me that's

[02:38:14] like a team to bit yeah it's on so that's what's wrong why are you losing

[02:38:19] bro just get grandmaster yeah give me a second jinks on there's a big fight

[02:38:24] coming all right well that's fucking horrible well that's wow they got

[02:38:33] Baron Nash or did you see that yeah that's fine they got better now sure

[02:38:38] I have two disabled teammates, so who's the real winner them, right? Yes

[02:38:44] Yeah, unfortunately, okay, so wait don't tell explain how you're gonna win. How do you win? You need to get grandma?

[02:38:49] Oh, dude

[02:38:50] Okay, so listen listen

[02:38:52] So you see right now when we press tab the ribbon has a flash up in 91 seconds

[02:38:56] Yes, what does that mean ribbon so ribbon?

[02:38:59] That's a champion and her flash is an ability that allows her to like get on top of people. It's like the flashing you remember

[02:39:05] Yep

[02:39:07] So as long as all right while ribbon just died before dragon soul, okay, we fucking lost

[02:39:15] So

[02:39:17] That's us. Do you feel that you could have played better?

[02:39:25] Wow, wait give me give me some jinx this is like

[02:39:32] Yeah, you know what it feels like when you ask me that question

[02:39:37] Yeah, don't say what's up, bro? Do you think you could have played better?

[02:39:42] I mean, maybe, bro, but it's like there's a guy in a relay race that's like doing his absolute best

[02:39:46] and two of his teammates are just rolling around the floor because they have no arms and legs.

[02:39:51] And then you ask him, so do you think you could have done something different?

[02:39:54] I mean, like, yeah, maybe there was one point where I could have ran a little bit faster,

[02:39:57] but it's like, unfortunate for us, disabled Dominic is fucking rolling around the floor

[02:40:02] and there's absolutely nothing to be done. You know what I mean?

[02:40:04] I mean.

[02:40:05] Bro, but that's it.

[02:40:06] Here's what I don't understand.

[02:40:08] If they're bad, how are they in your bank?

[02:40:11] Well, Jinx, let me ask you a question.

[02:40:15] Have you ever played R6 with somebody and been like, how the fuck is this guy here?

[02:40:19] Yes.

[02:40:20] Oh my God, yeah.

[02:40:21] Wait, yeah, yeah.

[02:40:22] That makes a great sense.

[02:40:23] Yep.

[02:40:24] Okay.

[02:40:25] So, my God, do you think you're the only player in this lobby that's reached Challenger

[02:40:27] before?

[02:40:28] I don't recognize anyone else's name so is there no wincon you guys just bend over and

[02:40:42] take it at this point well listen okay you remember that game against xqc where he was

[02:40:47] playing smolder and he dropped like 15 kills yeah yep I remember that game well the good

[02:40:52] news is we have a smolder this game but oh for fuck all right well Jin see there

[02:41:00] is no good news we fucking lost

[02:41:04] well on the bright side don't you get to respawn in 55 seconds you know what

[02:41:12] it's like when you say that what it's like you're the dad in a household and

[02:41:18] and four armed gunmen break down your door

[02:41:22] and they knock you out

[02:41:23] and you know you're knocked out for 60 seconds.

[02:41:26] And then it's like the only people left to defend the house

[02:41:29] are your two three-year-old twins

[02:41:31] and your wife that's been paralyzed

[02:41:34] for the last eight years, right?

[02:41:36] And then it's like you sit there

[02:41:37] and you're telling me, well, don't just on the bright side,

[02:41:40] at least you can get up in a minute.

[02:41:42] But it's like, that's not a good thing.

[02:41:46] J-C-L-A-K!

[02:41:48] Wait, Dantez.

[02:41:51] That entire time I wasn't showing your game.

[02:41:56] Wait, really?

[02:41:57] The only?

[02:41:58] Yeah, so that entire time.

[02:42:02] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:42:04] I was talking to Dantez for 10 minutes,

[02:42:05] and y'all couldn't see the game a single time.

[02:42:09] Wow.

[02:42:10] Bro, but Dantez, at the end of the day, bro,

[02:42:14] Here's my mindset. Okay. Could you, could you have played better?

[02:42:23] If the answer is guess, save your tears for another day, bro.

[02:42:28] Suck it up, buttercup and just play better.

[02:42:32] All right. You know what it's time for now, Jen, Steve?

[02:42:35] Yes. It's time for me to take my anger out on you.

[02:42:38] Share your screen.

[02:42:39] Okay. Bro, I'm just trying to uplift you, bro.

[02:42:42] Because it's like you have a bad you have a bad league mindset buddy. You might be good at league where you have a bad mindset

[02:42:49] See bro me. I'm not gonna blame my team ever again. Jack if I ever blame my team. Okay, let me ask you a question

[02:42:56] Okay, let me ask you a question

[02:42:58] What did you go today and your rainbow six games win loss?

[02:43:03] One win zero losses nine kills five deaths top frag top

[02:43:08] Okay, what about yesterday? I didn't play yesterday and then the day before that

[02:43:12] I top-fragged one of my games in top-fragged every game okay any other questions oh okay

[02:43:18] What about rocket league how did your rocket league games go today?

[02:43:24] Ah

[02:43:24] Me ho me ho sensitive subject bro sensitive subject

[02:43:30] What do you mean sensitive bro if you were a better player could you have carried those rocket league games?

[02:43:35] One hundred wait dot s. I got somebody banned

[02:43:42] Let's go back and get out of here. That's what it's all about.

[02:43:49] Alright.

[02:43:50] Yes, dude! Yes!

[02:43:54] God damn it!

[02:43:57] Oh my god, that's really okay.

[02:43:58] Dude, I got Michi beyond that.

[02:44:00] Holy shit, bro.

[02:44:02] Alright, do I just go right in? What are we thinking, Tony?

[02:44:03] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:44:06] Before you go in, Jin, see?

[02:44:08] Let's reassess for a second.

[02:44:10] How are you feeling after the tournament? Because we weren't able to sit down and have a chat since then.

[02:44:17] I held my weight, bro. I held my weight. I had, I believe, 4 kills, 4 deaths in our elimination game with like 3 assists. I held my weight, bro.

[02:44:27] But that's not what I'm asking, Jensy. What I'm asking is, how did you feel after the tournament?

[02:44:34] I mean, if you want me to be honest, like, when we lost XQC, I was literally contemplating

[02:44:43] diving headfirst into a Ford F-150.

[02:44:46] Okay, but forget XQ Cortisol for a second.

[02:44:51] I want to know, after the stream ended and you were sitting there and you were confronted

[02:44:56] with League of Legends, right?

[02:44:59] How did you feel about the game?

[02:45:00] Did it inspire you?

[02:45:02] Did it, like, fuel your drive?

[02:45:04] What did it do for you?

[02:45:08] Yeah I think like in League of Legends it's weird but like when I win I don't really care

[02:45:17] but when I lose it makes me want to play more.

[02:45:21] I don't know how to explain it.

[02:45:24] Wait, no you got it.

[02:45:26] So you're saying that when you win in League of Legends you feel nothing but when you

[02:45:30] lose you feel horrible.

[02:45:32] Brother, I like you literally explained exactly what I was thinking in my head that exact thought bubble that I've just had you explain

[02:45:38] It's like when I win it. I don't really care. It's fun, but when I lose I feel like

[02:45:44] That's I don't know how to explain it. I like that probably you feel like killing everybody in tarpon Springs with them

[02:45:52] AK-47 right no, I did not say that bro. What?

[02:45:56] But that's what it's a bro. That's what I like to hear

[02:46:02] No, no, no, all right, bro. That's it. Are you locked in bro?

[02:46:06] Listen, I'm locked in but let me ask you a question before we son. This is gonna be my last one. Okay

[02:46:12] Did you hear what Ludwig said about you? No, what happened? Oh

[02:46:19] Shit, did he say I was the better jungler? Oh

[02:46:23] Wait, no, no wait wait until you see this hold on give me a second, bro

[02:46:28] Wait, yeah, what are you doing a clip?

[02:46:30] Let me listen to the clip. What did he say?

[02:46:33] Okay, look, check this score. Drama, watch!

[02:46:37] Bro, you will not believe this shit that Chad Wiggs said about you. Check the clip.

[02:46:44] Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm in it, I'm in it, I'm in it. Are you watching? Can you see?

[02:46:49] Yep, I'm looking.

[02:46:50] I can call out Jinxie real quick, by the way. I like the Jinxie streams.

[02:46:53] I think what Jinxie does when he finds a new community he dives into a new game is awesome.

[02:46:58] But I'm gonna say it and everybody knows that this is a fucking fact

[02:47:03] Jinxie abuses a simple thing. We all know very well

[02:47:09] The Dunning Kruger effect because shit wait, let me look that up

[02:47:20] That's first one

[02:47:22] Okay, alright.

[02:47:27] I think he picks up a game and he loves that first month where you get so good at it because

[02:47:36] you go from knowing nothing at all to knowing so much more, knowing actually what your R

[02:47:42] does, what your Q does.

[02:47:43] Alright, how to play the League, how to flip recent Rock League, whatever it is.

[02:47:49] Why is Imagine Dragons playing?

[02:47:51] How much extra work there is to do he bounces to a new game

[02:47:59] He like chat is he wrong not really no he's not really wrong chat, but here's the thing bro like

[02:48:06] Jack, I'm never gonna

[02:48:08] Like when I play rocket League right I'm never gonna hit SSL dude like I just I just play the game because it's fun

[02:48:21] This is his- Okay, so this is what this is about.

[02:48:24] Bro, didn't this guy a moomoo one trick to plach?

[02:48:27] Bro, how does fucking Emerald sound buster?

[02:48:30] Fuck, I want to chew up right now!

[02:48:33] Don't- don't leave League as silver player.

[02:48:37] And this is not me!

[02:48:39] What are we talking about?

[02:48:41] What are we- Bro, but Ludwig, okay.

[02:48:44] Can I offer a rebuttal, bro?

[02:48:46] Ludwig, what if I hit Emerald and League, bro?

[02:48:48] What if I hit Emerald?

[02:48:49] Then what?

[02:48:50] Because isn't Ludwig's peak flat?

[02:48:52] Because now I have motivation.

[02:48:54] Isn't his peak flat?

[02:48:56] Jynxie, Jynxie, listen to this.

[02:48:58] Ludwig's peak isn't even flat.

[02:49:01] He was hard stuck silver, and then

[02:49:03] went on a lucky win streak on the last day of the season,

[02:49:07] gained $500 LP in a single day,

[02:49:09] and then had platinum for 0 LP.

[02:49:11] So you're saying he got the bot he touched platinum with like the tip of his fingertip

[02:49:24] and this is how he's feeling.

[02:49:26] Yep.

[02:49:27] Bat bro.

[02:49:28] Hey, Bat bro.

[02:49:29] Hey, so what if I get emerald, by the way?

[02:49:32] What then, Dantez, how long would that take?

[02:49:35] I'm going to be honest, Trincy, do you want me to be honest with you right now?

[02:49:39] Yeah, like from the bottom of my heart.

[02:49:40] If you play League of Legends every day, even for only 2-3 hours, by the end of the summer

[02:49:49] you're diamond.

[02:49:51] Are you dead ass, bro?

[02:49:54] I'm not even kidding, I swear to god, I swear to god.

[02:49:58] It might get to a point where later on, once you get to higher ELOS, you might have

[02:50:03] to actually get a little bit of a different champ pool, but Warwick easily gets you to,

[02:50:09] So I would say gold or platinum, and then after that, it's just about finding the secret

[02:50:13] sauce that pushes you all the way to diamond.

[02:50:15] I swear to God.

[02:50:16] Bro, but isn't summer ending in like three months?

[02:50:19] Yeah, but the problem with summer is that you blink and it's already over.

[02:50:24] So that's why we got to lock this shit out.

[02:50:25] No, but I think you're biased, bro.

[02:50:27] So I have to ask Bernard.

[02:50:28] Let me ask Bernard, dude.

[02:50:30] Alright.

[02:50:31] Bernard, if I play League of Legends every day for 1-2 hours a day, how long would it

[02:50:44] take me to... what was that noise?

[02:50:47] Bernard.

[02:50:48] You made the noise, chipset!

[02:50:51] Alright, Bernard, listen, bro, how long would it take me to reach Emerald in League

[02:50:59] of Legends, Bernard. If I play two hours a day, every day.

[02:51:06] All right, bro. Realistically, it depends on how quickly you

[02:51:09] improve. But if you're starting from scratch, let's say iron

[02:51:12] or bronze, it could take anywhere from a couple of months to

[02:51:14] half a year. If you've got some game sense already, it'll be

[02:51:17] faster. Just keep that grind steady.

[02:51:20] See, even Bernardo agrees, bro. Thank you, Bernard. Thank

[02:51:24] you, dude. Alright, so, bro, so I have a new goal,

[02:51:28] Bro, past Ludwig and League of Legends.

[02:51:32] Yep.

[02:51:33] Past Ludwig and League of Legends, bro.

[02:51:35] Wait, so all I gotta do is get Plat 3?

[02:51:39] I'm pretty sure, yeah, I don't think

[02:51:40] you ever got above that.

[02:51:41] And I wanted to keep in mind, Jynxie,

[02:51:43] you wanna know the differences between you

[02:51:45] and Ludwig, really?

[02:51:47] What?

[02:51:48] When Ludwig played League of Legends,

[02:51:50] he just played a Tarank up, bro.

[02:51:52] He was locking in tanks, he was playing for his team,

[02:51:56] he was sitting there.

[02:51:57] He was just elo abusing the most OP low elo junglers so that he could say he had platinum

[02:52:04] What you're doing jinxy is unlike anything else because you're locking in Chadwick. You're running them down

[02:52:11] You're becoming a predator

[02:52:13] And that's for being a league of legends

[02:52:16] Oh a different word than pattern anything else

[02:52:20] Different word than one bro

[02:52:21] Fuck

[02:52:23] Wait, uh

[02:52:25] Okay, I got it, I got it.

[02:52:27] Jynxie, what we need to do is we need to groom everyone!

[02:52:32] Yo!

[02:52:33] It's a-

[02:52:34] Come on!

[02:52:35] Okay, come on, dude!

[02:52:37] Okay, hold on, hold on.

[02:52:38] No, no, I have a better word.

[02:52:40] Okay, um, you need to become a conqueror!

[02:52:49] Okay, I like it.

[02:52:51] I like it.

[02:52:52] Alright, so bro, listen, bro.

[02:52:53] Wait!

[02:52:54] Last thing, this is unrelated, hi guys, how do I see that sports playing Stompin on Friday?

[02:53:01] Last thing, I swear to God, last thing, XG clip, hi guys, can you pull it up please?

[02:53:08] Stompin's boy thing?

[02:53:10] Wrong, wrong, I know it's really chep, is that Loving is kind of like the numbers

[02:53:15] guy?

[02:53:16] Wait, what did, what did XG say there?

[02:53:19] Okay, wrong, wrong, I know it's really chep, is that Loving is kind of like the

[02:53:23] numbers guy but that's no that's just incorrect that is that he leaves the game

[02:53:27] before he becomes the mundane thing to do on a stream like he just wanted it to

[02:53:31] be over saturated full of I'm logging into the guy's time to climb the game

[02:53:36] and do it as a chore right and then leave when that when obviously the

[02:53:40] numbers fucking go down when it's like it's just like the ball he keeps it

[02:53:42] fresh like it's it's it's not at all he literally just keeps it fresh there's

[02:53:47] nothing else about it yeah bro the thing is like I like learning a lot but

[02:53:50] Also like I don't want to just play one game chat like exactly what XQC just said

[02:53:54] I don't just want to play one game like you know to me

[02:53:56] I want to play a bunch of games, bro

[02:53:58] That's literally what I said

[02:53:59] I wanted to do this year was just play a bunch of different games

[02:54:02] It's that's nothing to do with the club girl, and I don't really care about um, I don't really play games for like

[02:54:09] Like wanting to rank up to like it's fun like in rock and league like I wanted to hit diamond

[02:54:14] And I hit like flat three

[02:54:15] But like I just play games because it's fun, bro

[02:54:18] And like when you get into a game and you learn a bunch of shit that is the most fun point of any game

[02:54:22] That's why my first year I ever played rainbow succeed was the most fun that I ever had in rainbow succeed because you learn so much shit

[02:54:30] Bro, like when you get into a game and you learn everything. It's so fun, bro

[02:54:33] You know what I mean? Yeah, no XCC is right, bro XC is 100% right. We have us put up the tweet, please

[02:54:41] XC is right, bro. The best part about a game is when you first get into a chat

[02:54:45] Okay, well have a nice chat not just uh pulling it out of their ass unless they are chat where'd you guys put it from?

[02:54:55] Where'd you guys put it from bro?

[02:54:59] You weren't fair to apex apex legends wasn't fair to me Mario

[02:55:03] Apex legends wasn't fair to me. I got stuffed into a fucking locker

[02:55:08] Every game I played I was the worst player in the lobby by a mile

[02:55:15] Isn't Apex also just full of cheaters and like the devs do nothing about it?

[02:55:20] I can't confirm it and I have no idea to be honest. I have no idea.

[02:55:30] Ah, chat, where's it at? Where'd you guys get that from?

[02:55:33] Out of mouth Twitter? Hi, guys. Out of mouth. Out of mouth. Out of mouth.

[02:55:38] Check peanuts clip. He said you sucked really bad. Yeah, he's right.

[02:55:42] I suck at Apex.

[02:55:44] I don't need to see the clip. I'm the worst Apex player in North America. That game is AIDS!

[02:55:52] Also, bro, here's the other thing I realized about Apex Chat.

[02:55:55] I can't, like, no matter what, I could never get into a battle royale game, no matter what.

[02:56:00] Whether it's Fortnite, Apex Legends, or any battle royale game that could come out for the next 10 years,

[02:56:05] because these, like, chat, let's say I were to get into Apex, the stream snagging gets worse and worse and worse.

[02:56:11] And I don't want to see him with a fucking two minute delay.

[02:56:14] Literally, I would never get into a battle rail game

[02:56:16] because the stream's not because it's just so bad.

[02:56:19] Joplin, you're fine.

[02:56:23] All right, I'm just gonna look it up.

[02:56:24] I'm gonna look up out of my mouth.

[02:56:26] Let me see if it comes back.

[02:56:31] Joplin C.

[02:56:38] They are so happy to play Spoy.

[02:56:40] What?

[02:56:44] Okay, so stop and play spoi. Okay in the first round of Fort of Rounds.

[02:56:49] Dottes, do you want to know what the comparison to this is?

[02:56:52] Okay.

[02:56:54] The only thing I know is that there's one guy that everyone like pretends as a goat

[02:56:59] but I think he's like the disabled little brother and I know that it's like it's one of them

[02:57:05] because like everyone sits on they glaze him but he's like it's like they

[02:57:09] glaze him in a in a sarcastic way

[02:57:16] this has to be rage bait just no way what what's happening right now bro no

[02:57:21] cuz Richie used to do the same it was a guy that his name start with an s and he

[02:57:26] black dude this guy is the goat and it would be like a guy where it's like

[02:57:30] Apparently he wasn't good, but like everyone always said he was good and they were just like trolling about it

[02:57:42] He stoppings the best rookie in the history of seeds brown, what are you talking about?

[02:57:47] Then why was Richie saying that he wasn't?

[02:57:51] Richie did not say that Richie would never say that bro. What are you saying right now?

[02:57:55] What are you saying?

[02:57:57] Okay, wait, in the Richie YouTube video, I swear to God, at some point he keeps, like, sarcastically saying that.

[02:58:04] Was it Squirt? It was some guy whose name started with an S.

[02:58:09] Brother, Stoppin has, like, the best player rating. Like, he's the, like, most consistent player in Pro League, and he's, like, 18, bro.

[02:58:16] He's literally a guy.

[02:58:17] So is he, like, the faker of Rainbow Six?

[02:58:20] It's too early to say because he's 18, but I think he's going to be the best player of all time when it's all said and done.

[02:58:25] Okay, so what's this like then? Spoid vs. Stoppin?

[02:58:28] So, Spoid vs. Stoppin, it's basically the two most known pro league players in the world right now are playing each other in quarterfinals on Friday.

[02:58:38] One of them gets knocked out, one of them goes to semifinals.

[02:58:41] basically like

[02:58:44] that first ever time when Sasuke and

[02:58:48] Naruto fought like that first time I

[02:58:51] Haven't watched Dragon Ball

[02:58:55] So

[02:58:59] It's what's out of the point bro. Are you ready for some fucking League or what?

[02:59:07] Let's go bro. Let's go

[02:59:09] Oh, also, uh, Jynxy, do you have anything to say about the allegations?

[02:59:15] Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

[02:59:19] what allegations?

[02:59:20] What?

[02:59:21] What allegations?

[02:59:22] So I was actually checking some comments of your recent YouTube video, and people were

[02:59:26] saying that apparently you went to an arcade yesterday, and you punched some guy's

[02:59:31] little sister in the throat, and then stole their arcade tickets, and it literally got

[02:59:37] corroborated by four different YouTube commenters say you swear to God I swear to God but go on your recent YouTube video

[02:59:44] The 2v2 with me

[02:59:50] What are you talking about look so click on the video scroll down for the comments

[03:00:00] Just straight noise pollution look read what Glick C said

[03:00:04] My two favorite mental patients in one video, Tom, Taz, and Jensy, the ultimate collab of

[03:00:12] you.

[03:00:13] No, go up, go up, go up!

[03:00:14] There's a guy, quicksie.

[03:00:15] Yep, that guy.

[03:00:16] Hey, Jensy, met you yesterday at the arcade.

[03:00:19] It was so surreal meeting you, still not sure why you took all of my tickets and punched

[03:00:24] my little sister.

[03:00:25] Yeah, so here's the thing.

[03:00:27] There's a trend in my YouTube channel.

[03:00:30] I don't I don't know why this started a month ago. They just every time there's a video, they just make up a story of me beating the shit out of civilians when I don't do that.

[03:00:40] Okay, but Jinxie read what Noah said, because even he's backing it up, bro. Why would multiple people back up the same story to my surprise? I saw Jinxie at the arcade yesterday and I was about to ask for his autograph.

[03:00:52] But then I saw him seal some dude's tickets and punch the little girl next to him.

[03:00:57] Yo, Jixi, shut up.

[03:00:59] Trying to watch the video.

[03:01:02] Not a single piece of coaching was done.

[03:01:05] Okay, okay.

[03:01:07] Yeah, so listen.

[03:01:12] Oh, Solve Jibler at the arcade yesterday asked for a photo, but he decided to rob some

[03:01:17] guy and then punched his little sister instead.

[03:01:20] I was cashing in my tickets at the arcade yesterday, when Jinxie snatched them out of my hand and punched the little girl behind me for saying something.

[03:01:30] Like, bro, again, Jack, if you believe this, you're literally a robot.

[03:01:33] I don't know what else to say.

[03:01:35] Guys, don't just randomly attack civilians, bro.

[03:01:38] Alright, I'm gonna go pee, and then we're getting bronze! Come on!

[03:01:42] Let's go!

[03:01:45] All right guys be honest with me here. Is Jinxie getting iron one today? Yes or no?

[03:01:53] Like he doesn't beat the shit out of civilians, but hey if they're against him in league then he might be

[03:02:02] All right, high-vives queued up let's go

[03:02:05] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

[03:02:11] How knows your percent chance?

[03:02:13] If he acts like he's in the arcade, then he will.

[03:02:38] I asked Jinxie for my Make-A-Wish and he spat in my face.

[03:02:46] What was that, your wish?

[03:02:50] Cause I mean, if it was your wish, then you can't really complain about it, right?

[03:02:53] Cause he's just like...

[03:03:06] High-vives, high-vives.

[03:03:07] Type, I'm horny and ready for action.

[03:03:27] Now type, I must be a rhino the way I'm so horny.

[03:03:32] Whoa, whoa, whoa, why are you clicking shit? Stop!

[03:03:35] No, not trading. Sit. We will lose this game I will throw. I'm blank blank blank and ready for action.

[03:03:44] What the fuck, I advise! I'm gonna get reported by the team.

[03:03:49] Alright, Jynxie, go for the left one. Wait, no, no, no, no. Am I gonna get reported for that?

[03:03:54] I'm not gonna lie. If any of your teammates reported you in Champslect right now, you'd probably sit out of two for 30 minutes.

[03:04:01] Cause you said you're gonna throw.

[03:04:05] Bro hi, hi, but yo no no no no no no hi guys if you get me banned in league I swear to God hi guys

[03:04:13] Don't oh no no no no

[03:04:31] Wait Jinx what's the difference between the sociopath and the psychopath

[03:04:35] Um, sociopaths. Wait, that's actually a good question. I don't know. I actually don't know. Wait, that's actually a good question. Because I thought sociopaths like can't feel emotion or empathy for people, but also isn't the same thing with psychopaths.

[03:04:50] Or no, sociopaths can't feel emotion or empathy for other people and psychopaths are just insane.

[03:04:58] so let's say I had let's say one of us was a sociopath and the other was a

[03:05:03] psycho what who do you think would be what um I think we're probably both

[03:05:08] just psychopaths bro all right then you better fucking show me that did you

[03:05:20] Did you just puke in your mouth?

[03:05:22] No, Jett did you-

[03:05:24] Jett did you-

[03:05:26] Bro, did you just puke in your mouth?

[03:05:28] Bro, fuck it!

[03:05:30] Jett, it's a game!

[03:05:32] Yep, okay. So now, Jainci,

[03:05:34] why are we going?

[03:05:36] Bro, did you just puke in your mouth?

[03:05:38] Bro, fuck it!

[03:05:40] It's a game!

[03:05:42] Summoners, ready?

[03:05:44] Okay, now Jainci, do you remember what we do in League?

[03:05:46] League.

[03:05:48] Top to bottom here.

[03:05:51] Yep, exactly.

[03:05:53] So now, I wanted a hold tab.

[03:05:56] Hold tab for a second.

[03:05:58] All right, so this game is a very easy game for you to win,

[03:06:03] am I understood?

[03:06:04] Why, coach?

[03:06:05] Why?

[03:06:06] So the reason why is because the enemy team

[03:06:08] has a lot of people where it's like they just

[03:06:10] want to stand and fight.

[03:06:12] And that's exactly what Warwick wants.

[03:06:15] He wants to fight, right?

[03:06:20] Now imagine there's some light in the night, right?

[03:06:24] You tried looking, but you have no sense of sight.

[03:06:27] Try with all your might.

[03:06:29] Yo bro, is this even coaching related?

[03:06:31] Are you fucking driving?

[03:06:33] What are you doing?

[03:06:34] Okay, listen!

[03:06:36] Hold your smite.

[03:06:38] Oh my, wait, that actually...

[03:06:40] No, that was crazy.

[03:06:41] Okay, so hold your smite.

[03:06:43] Finish this with your Q.

[03:06:44] Afterwards, we're playing for the Grom. Let's go.

[03:06:49] Bryce, we're the god ever since I switched to Warwick. I just carry every game.

[03:06:52] Yep. No, smite this. Don't forget. You want a smite. Smite Q. Smite. Good.

[03:07:00] Alright.

[03:07:04] Okay.

[03:07:06] So now, Jin, see this game, we're gonna do something a little crazier. You ready?

[03:07:10] Every time you get a kill you run 15 minutes of ads.

[03:07:17] Why would I do that?

[03:07:18] What's the point?

[03:07:20] So that you get incentivized to go fucking crazy.

[03:07:27] Because the thing is you want to reward your viewers, right?

[03:07:30] So you give them a little gift of 15 minutes of ads so that every time you get a kill

[03:07:35] it's like you guys can share your happiness together.

[03:07:38] Deal?

[03:07:39] Is this a gank or no?

[03:07:41] Yo, nonsense, I'm not doing that, you psycho!

[03:07:44] No!

[03:07:45] My bad, my bad!

[03:07:46] I'm not fucking doing that!

[03:07:48] Okay then, don't do it!

[03:07:52] Okay, now, Jinxie, cheer me out. Listen, this is what we gotta do here.

[03:07:55] Are you ready?

[03:07:56] I want you to start talking to me through your thought process.

[03:07:59] Because this is your rank of game for Ivan 2, so talk to me, see what happens.

[03:08:02] It's talks about Volkler, look for the gank, draw on everything.

[03:08:06] Okay, we gotta start back up now.

[03:08:07] So talk to me about what you're doing and why you're doing it.

[03:08:10] Scott's coming, so I need to smite this quick so I can get Scott.

[03:08:13] Okay.

[03:08:15] I'm gonna go Scott and maybe look for a gank, but I don't like a set.

[03:08:18] Okay, so what is gonna be, listen, what is gonna be the

[03:08:25] thought process behind whether or not you go for crab or you go for Ezreal?

[03:08:29] Uh, the Ezreal's low HP.

[03:08:33] Yes, but it's also not only if he's all HP it's if he's close so now look where your blood centers hover over the map show me your map

[03:08:44] Okay, go for the crab go for the crab

[03:08:47] Yeah, cuz if I go for that the misfortune

[03:08:52] All right, so listen what we're gonna do now is you're gonna play for this my

[03:08:58] Back up run away run away run away run away run away

[03:09:00] I can't run. I can't fucking run! Like I can't! I'm stuck! I'm rude and I'm dead. I'm 2v1.

[03:09:11] Fucking fuck!

[03:09:14] Okay. Listen. Buy your item. Let me talk to you. Buy your item.

[03:09:20] So there's what you want to do if you ever need to run away. Do you remember what your Q does?

[03:09:27] Yeah, so what happens when you hold your it jumps me through them exactly so

[03:09:37] let's say you want to run away and you're getting co-ops on how do you think

[03:09:41] you should use your abilities in a way where you can actually get away from

[03:09:44] the quick coach coach should I uh yep go for it but go go through the river

[03:09:53] to the river yeah coach okay um but you're saying to use my q through his

[03:09:57] body exactly yes yes

[03:10:05] he holds q my q didn't do anything there yeah okay go go go for the walls go

[03:10:12] for the walls go for the walls you go for the walls why did my q not do

[03:10:15] anything i held you why just got buddy why did my q not do anything

[03:10:19] No, you

[03:10:23] All right, what's that what's going on today? What's going on? I helped you nothing happened. I was on top of it

[03:10:29] Why did nothing happen? Why did nothing happen? Okay?

[03:10:32] Just jungle dip in your band

[03:10:37] Let's lock it in okay, we're gonna forget about everything that happened

[03:10:40] I just helped you nothing happened. I'm on top of it. What's going okay?

[03:10:44] Jinxie Jinxie your Q only goes off if you ever get in range right so if you're not in range what happens

[03:10:52] I was inside of his ass

[03:10:54] Next option. I was in him

[03:10:56] If you were in him Jinxie then you would have went through him right so if you weren't

[03:11:03] Going through him. It's cuz you weren't in him. Does that make sense?

[03:11:08] I think if I just tap Q there I get the killcoach I held it and I think I died because I held it

[03:11:13] Whether you tap it or you hold it, it does not make a difference on the cast range.

[03:11:21] So it's always the same cast range, no matter if you hold or if you press.

[03:11:25] The only difference is if you go through them.

[03:11:27] Do you understand?

[03:11:28] Yeah, okay.

[03:11:29] Got it.

[03:11:30] Okay.

[03:11:31] Holding Q doesn't work for me though.

[03:11:33] He doesn't do it.

[03:11:34] My god doesn't do it, Dantez.

[03:11:36] He doesn't do it.

[03:11:37] Okay.

[03:11:38] Hold Q on this camp.

[03:11:39] Okay.

[03:11:40] Listen.

[03:11:41] We're gonna try practicing holding Q on jungle camps, okay?

[03:11:50] This is what we're gonna try doing now.

[03:11:51] So I want you to go for the blue.

[03:11:53] Now every single time you go for any of these camps, I want you to just sit there and hold

[03:11:57] Q.

[03:11:58] Hold Q.

[03:11:59] Yep, like that.

[03:12:00] So what we're gonna be doing is we're gonna be training you holding Q.

[03:12:02] So when I say press or hold, you're gonna do it, okay?

[03:12:05] So Q, press.

[03:12:06] Don't hold.

[03:12:07] Press.

[03:12:08] Good.

[03:12:09] I know Q makes me go through, but what is the benefit of tapping it?

[03:12:14] What is the benefit of tapping it?

[03:12:16] Tapping in is only if...

[03:12:17] No, it doesn't do anything.

[03:12:20] The only thing it does is it makes it so you can auto-attack faster after the animation

[03:12:24] ends.

[03:12:25] So it doesn't pull damage?

[03:12:27] No.

[03:12:28] Okay, so why would anyone ever tap Q?

[03:12:34] What's the point?

[03:12:35] Why not just hold it?

[03:12:36] Why would anybody ever tap Q?

[03:12:38] Think of it this way, think of it this way.

[03:12:39] In Rainbow Six, you have assault rifles that do more damage than SMGs, right?

[03:12:46] But SMGs have a higher fire rate, right?

[03:12:50] Yep.

[03:12:51] But even though SMGs have a higher fire rate and assault rifles have more damage,

[03:12:56] there are some situations where one of them might be better than the other, right?

[03:13:02] Go top, go top, go top, top, top, top, yep.

[03:13:06] So it's the same thing when it comes to holding versus tapping.

[03:13:08] So here, press W. Press W so we get an range. W so we get an range.

[03:13:12] This is good. Now hold Q.

[03:13:14] Okay, so now you're gonna hold Q.

[03:13:17] Alright, go on the TP! Fast!

[03:13:19] The minions! The minions!

[03:13:21] I don't want to top! Top! Top! Top! Top!

[03:13:28] Okay, you're gonna hold Q.

[03:13:31] You're gonna E, hold Q, E.

[03:13:33] Okay, she's out of range. Back up.

[03:13:37] Can't do it. Okay, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's good. That's good. You're one and two right now.

[03:13:43] You're low-key making it back now. Now, just recall. If you go to the grubs, this intel is going to come for you and you're going to die.

[03:13:50] So our safest bet is to recall, okay?

[03:13:53] We steal that.

[03:13:55] Good. Take his entire wave. Fuck it. He deserves this.

[03:13:59] Okay, oh god

[03:14:05] Why'd you tell me to do that why somebody do that why'd you tell me to that why'd you tell me to do that?

[03:14:13] God run run run run

[03:14:17] I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna burn my PC

[03:14:24] Okay, why the fuck somebody take this way

[03:14:29] Okay, Jinxie, if we're parked at a light, okay, we're parked at a traffic light, and

[03:14:38] I tell you to drive when the light is yellow, and you don't, you wait two seconds and you

[03:14:43] drive when it's red and you get in a car accident, what was the issue there?

[03:14:48] I gotta see your point.

[03:14:53] Okay, so listen, what we're gonna do now is it's just about you need to trust me

[03:14:57] a bit more.

[03:14:58] So when I say go for the wave, right, when I say go for the wave, what you have to do

[03:15:02] is you have to go right away.

[03:15:03] If I say back off, you back off instantly, understood?

[03:15:06] Yep, got it, got it, got it, okay.

[03:15:09] We can still win this game easy.

[03:15:10] This is still your game to win.

[03:15:12] We just see this if you're, we need to like, just shake it off, okay?

[03:15:15] I want you to walk to these rubs and just start doing this zesty low dance.

[03:15:19] Like we need to shake it off right now, okay?

[03:15:20] I'm gonna do one too.

[03:15:22] Let's shake it off, you know, like, let's get it out of our system.

[03:15:27] They did the grumps, the grumps are gone, coach.

[03:15:30] Coach, nothing you're saying is attainable or possible, coach.

[03:15:33] Nothing you're saying is possible, coach, right now.

[03:15:35] You're not saying anything that's possible, coach.

[03:15:38] I'm about to freak out.

[03:15:40] All right, so listen.

[03:15:41] We're going to go for the wolves on the grump.

[03:15:43] Wolves grump, and then after we're going to recall,

[03:15:45] play on the dragon, okay?

[03:15:46] Because we need to set up a plan.

[03:15:48] Okay.

[03:15:49] All right, so this is good.

[03:15:51] So now, how we're going to do this, okay,

[03:15:53] is the reason why we're doing wolves

[03:15:55] and then the gromp is because dragon's up in 45 seconds right?

[03:15:59] So it gives us time where we can clear two camps, recall,

[03:16:02] and we'll still get to the dragon on time

[03:16:04] with our item power spikes.

[03:16:06] Now the only thing we can do,

[03:16:08] I wanna just do the gromp,

[03:16:09] is maybe a gang toplane right?

[03:16:11] So let's show on top.

[03:16:14] Right, toplane is too low.

[03:16:15] So you're gonna wanna recall

[03:16:17] and after the gromp you recall

[03:16:18] and then you play on the dragon, okay?

[03:16:25] kill him kill him

[03:16:28] just recall, nope, nice kill him kill him kill him

[03:16:31] good, you see, so that's why sometimes you have to just trust in your team

[03:16:35] to make a play and you're gonna be fine, okay, so now just go to the giant

[03:16:39] this is a damn good start to today baby, come on, damn good start

[03:16:42] so Jinx here, I want you to all chat jungle diff, real quick

[03:16:45] let's all chat jungle diff

[03:16:48] because remember, if your team's winning, it's because of you

[03:16:51] if they're losing, it's because they're the problem, understood?

[03:16:54] Yes, coach. Okay. Dragon. Dragon. Dragon.

[03:17:01] So your Krugs are up in 30 seconds. Your Boobufs up in 11 seconds. What do you think you should do after this dragon?

[03:17:10] Um, Boobuf. Why would you do Boobuf? So it resents faster. Okay, but let me ask you a question.

[03:17:18] After the blue buff, what play do you have to make?

[03:17:21] Crouch.

[03:17:23] Exactly.

[03:17:24] So, because there's that much distance to travel, I'll die.

[03:17:29] I'll die, I'll die, I'll die, I'll die.

[03:17:37] I think I used my smite early there, right?

[03:17:40] Yep.

[03:17:41] So, another problem is I used your smite a bit too early,

[03:17:44] which is fine to do for jungle camps,

[03:17:46] But against dragons, that's kind of like what happened.

[03:17:49] Do you see what I mean?

[03:17:50] Yeah, that was, um, I already know that.

[03:17:52] I don't know why, but I'm sorry, Coach.

[03:17:53] How's that?

[03:17:54] Listen, Jigsam, I'm telling you, bro, listen,

[03:17:56] it's the first game of the day, bro.

[03:17:58] Even I'm feeling a little bit off.

[03:17:59] You know what I mean?

[03:18:00] Like, even I'm feeling a bit off.

[03:18:01] So that's why I'm telling you, but just reset

[03:18:04] and let's focus up.

[03:18:05] We got this shit.

[03:18:07] OK, this guy's on a quadra kill.

[03:18:10] Is this Samira Smurfing?

[03:18:13] I'm going to be honest, you might be.

[03:18:15] But this is the point where it's like we sit here and we thank God for smurfs, right?

[03:18:19] Remember one thing about-

[03:18:20] Really?

[03:18:21] The-

[03:18:21] Yep.

[03:18:22] So the only time you're ever gonna complain about smurfing

[03:18:25] is when the enemy team gets the smurf.

[03:18:27] Deal?

[03:18:28] Got it. Yes, coach.

[03:18:30] Okay.

[03:18:30] So now you're gonna play for your wolves.

[03:18:32] After the wolves, I want you to go for your raptors and then Krugs.

[03:18:35] Alright.

[03:18:36] Got it, coach.

[03:18:39] Coach, I have a feeling we're gonna go undefeated tonight.

[03:18:42] I do too. I do-

[03:18:43] Okay.

[03:18:43] you're going for the gromp that's okay too go for the gromp and then afterwards

[03:18:48] what I want to do is I want you to watch this Raptors okay who's Raptors the

[03:18:54] while the only other guy so like whenever whenever I say his Raptors it

[03:18:58] means enemy junglers walk here yep so the reason why you're doing this

[03:19:04] jing see is because right now top side you don't have any play to make

[03:19:08] John man John man lots of words rappers wrong man you're dilly-dally

[03:19:14] You know fucking fight this is good. Oh my

[03:19:25] Bro coach you gotta you gotta pay attention to the map more

[03:19:33] Okay, now you can go for your for your Raptors

[03:19:36] No, that was that wait that was actually really fucking good. Yeah, I saw him coming, bro

[03:19:45] But you know what I'd like about that so Jin see

[03:19:48] What what do you like about it? You want to know what the best part about that play was and what would be completely honest?

[03:19:55] It was the fact that you were willing to tell your coach to go fuck himself

[03:20:00] Yeah, yes because you sat there and you knew what was right

[03:20:04] You had the information and you were willing to take the risk and it paid off

[03:20:09] And that just shows that you have what it takes you see what I mean. Yeah, of course, bro

[03:20:16] Bernard was able to see this shit. Do you know what he would say what?

[03:20:20] He would say you're I'm up by the end of next week. That's what fucking been off

[03:20:24] You're not clear to make it.

[03:20:26] Bro, do you know what I did in 2023?

[03:20:28] Don't answer how I not told you.

[03:20:32] I think there was something about something of the year, but you can remind me.

[03:20:36] Yeah, so in 2023, I actually won Gamer of the Year.

[03:20:42] I barely ever mention it. I bring it up one, maybe two times a year.

[03:20:46] But yeah, it's one of my proudest moments, bro.

[03:20:48] In 2023, I won Gamer of the Year, yeah.

[03:20:50] here yeah so it does how many were the like the best game in the world yeah in

[03:20:56] 2023 she says okay walk towards the river walk towards river because there's a

[03:21:00] fight happening remember when there's a fight we want to see if we look for

[03:21:03] something so here go go look look look top look top the misfortune the

[03:21:08] misfortune she's between two it's the redhead the redhead you got this go

[03:21:13] go go look on her okay now walk top you're gonna want to press W run press

[03:21:19] Press W go press W go nice good good good. Yes

[03:21:27] Okay, now go for the gromp now Jin see I want to explain to a concept and I'm gonna need you to listen to it, okay?

[03:21:34] Okay, what's up? What's up? So there's something called?

[03:21:39] Importance of ability right and what it means is that sometimes you have abilities where you only want to use them

[03:21:45] if you have no other option, right?

[03:21:47] There, for example, if Zinzel cannot run away,

[03:21:50] and if he's like, rooted, and he's probably gonna die.

[03:21:54] Exactly. Because if you save your ult,

[03:21:57] then you can have it for someone else. Does that make sense?

[03:22:10] Nice! Can you get this in? Go for him.

[03:22:15] It's running down a bit brown our team is so suit up. Okay. Have you ever played black ops zombies before?

[03:22:22] Yes, what am I?

[03:22:25] Okay, did you ever use the Thunder gun? No

[03:22:30] What?

[03:22:31] You wait which zombies?

[03:22:34] Like black ops one. Oh

[03:22:36] No, I sort of be a few I sort of be a little in Bo2. They had the Thunder gun

[03:22:40] Did you ever use the transit like DLT got?

[03:22:43] It's the one where it shoots like a big blast yeah

[03:22:49] Yeah, sure sure sure okay perfect so back up back up back up you don't want to fight this so think of it this way okay

[03:22:56] When you're using your ultimate, that's the strongest ability that you have

[03:23:01] It's like you're using the best gun in your arsenal right so when you're a type of arpin

[03:23:07] I will knock you out. I have 40,000 hours on black ops, dude

[03:23:13] Wait, they only have 30,000 on siege?

[03:23:15] Yes!

[03:23:17] Wait.

[03:23:18] Come on, let me do some math.

[03:23:22] Okay, probably not going to that.

[03:23:23] Go!

[03:23:24] What?

[03:23:25] Go to that.

[03:23:26] Go to that.

[03:23:27] Go to that.

[03:23:28] Go to that.

[03:23:29] Go to that.

[03:23:30] Okay, what?

[03:23:31] No, no, no, no, no.

[03:23:32] Why did I just enter a Thunderstorm?

[03:23:34] What was the Thunderstorm?

[03:23:36] Okay, so you know that one champion that you're gooning over?

[03:23:39] Miss Fortune?

[03:23:40] I don't remember if I was doing that exactly but continue okay it was one

[03:23:47] with the arcade skin do you remember you spend like five minutes staring at her

[03:23:50] and saying whoa all right yes so what she does is her ultimate creates like

[03:23:57] this thunderstorm of bullets but if you walk into it you just fucking

[03:24:01] straight up die okay so now what we're gonna do JC is we're gonna

[03:24:10] clear upwards towards Baron so start on your Krugs. Even if you get there you're

[03:24:15] gonna get there too late so that doesn't happen. Yeah yeah you are. So this is one

[03:24:19] of the important parts of the game. Yes when your teammates drown you do not try

[03:24:24] to save them you let them drown. Understood? Yes sir. Yes sir. Think of it like

[03:24:29] you're on a stranded island right and you're there with like a morbidly

[03:24:32] obese man right and imagine there's like a an airplane pilot that's like

[03:24:38] dead and both of you guys can choose to eat half of the airplane pilot would you

[03:24:43] give more portions to the obese guy just because he needs more

[03:24:49] no exactly because in your head you're like wait I can eat him too if he dies

[03:24:56] so that's why would you need to do it so you keep them and talk to the fleet

[03:24:59] the way you want to play this in a way where you're always gonna sit there

[03:25:03] and play for your own advantage and if your team ends then you try to

[03:25:07] of ways where you can abuse the pressure they created and use it for your game. Does that make sense?

[03:25:12] Yes, yes, that makes sense.

[03:25:15] Okay, so now listen we're gonna look top, look top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top, yep.

[03:25:24] Okay, so now wait, back up and keep running, yep. You're gonna need mouth by top, right? Oh.

[03:25:33] Okay!

[03:25:38] Yo mouth bite are you fucking brain dead?

[03:25:45] I mean did I do anything wrong there? Anything at all? How the fuck did I die?

[03:25:52] Aside from what I missed my own.

[03:25:55] Do you want me to be honest or do you want me to be a D1 Glazer?

[03:25:59] D1 Glazer.

[03:26:00] Okay, so your mouth white is absolutely fucking brain dead, which is probably why he's ironed.

[03:26:06] And even though you played it literally perfectly and did everything you could, that complete

[03:26:10] shit-state of a human being just ruined your chance of winning the fight.

[03:26:14] Okay, now be honest.

[03:26:15] Yeah, you completely fucking butchered that entire play by missing your alt.

[03:26:19] Your mouth white didn't even have his alt because you said to kill the MAP that

[03:26:21] you were late on anyways.

[03:26:23] So what the fuck do you want him to do if you're gonna miss your alt?

[03:26:25] Alright, thank you coach.

[03:26:27] Thank you coach, thank you coach, thank you coach

[03:26:29] Should I do solo baron or no?

[03:26:38] So you cannot solo baron

[03:26:40] What you want to do is you just want to play around your samira

[03:26:43] So she can like carry the game

[03:26:45] Yeah it's like you just have the dick sucking strategy

[03:26:48] Exactly, I remember that

[03:26:50] Like listen, we need to get on both of our knees right now for samira

[03:26:54] Does that make sense?

[03:26:55] Okay, let it burn up well, I mean if you want to

[03:27:00] Wait, we can get there and don't it bear it bear it bear it bear it

[03:27:06] You need to communicate

[03:27:09] Look at roll here. All right. What's my app? 1,400 work on it? Okay, so let's go

[03:27:17] When I chew through it is make me invincible no it doesn't make you invisible, but it would make it so they can't hit you if they walk in I

[03:27:23] I just keep hitting it and pray for the best. No, we just pray for the best. Yep. Just keep hitting it pay for the best

[03:27:33] Keep hitting it pray for the best and then I get literally grow by the sportsman

[03:27:39] And off Baron in the game Wow

[03:27:43] No, you didn't because you're Samira got a triple kill so you're fine

[03:27:46] Like, okay, JNC, do you actually want me to give you some advice about this game specifically?

[03:27:55] Yeah, please, please, bro.

[03:27:56] Bro, I'm here to get better, yeah.

[03:27:57] Okay, so when you're in a game where you're getting gapped and you're winning, you need

[03:28:03] to inflict as much mental damage as possible onto the enemy counter part.

[03:28:08] So here we're going to all chat, sorry for your jungle, I think he's horrible

[03:28:13] and new to the game.

[03:28:15] So what we're doing Jinx essentially is we're trying to make it so that even if we don't

[03:28:20] have a positive impact on the outcome of this game, we're going to have a positive impact

[03:28:25] on destroying the mentality of the enemy jungle.

[03:28:28] Does that make sense?

[03:28:29] Got it.

[03:28:30] Solo Baron or not?

[03:28:31] No, go for the dragon.

[03:28:32] So now while you're walking to the dragon, say Zin Zhao.

[03:28:37] Do you even have any limbs?

[03:28:40] God, my hands.

[03:28:43] Okay, so now we're going to play for the dragon, okay?

[03:28:48] We're going to do the dragon.

[03:28:50] After the dragon, we're going to be looking on the Scuttlecrab.

[03:28:53] Alright?

[03:28:54] Yes, guys.

[03:28:55] This is good.

[03:28:56] Mike, how are you feeling right now?

[03:29:00] First game in three days.

[03:29:01] Um, I'm just going to go undefeated today and be wrong, still.

[03:29:05] Okay, ult on him.

[03:29:06] Okay.

[03:29:07] You're going to have to ult on him.

[03:29:08] Ult on him.

[03:29:09] Okay, good.

[03:29:10] now at 1400. Nice, good. Okay, do you want me to give you a little bit of advice on Warwick

[03:29:23] specific? Yep. So you know how there it's actually hard for you to like fight and smite the enemy

[03:29:31] dragon because it feels like it's a 50-50? Yeah. So your ultimate prevents anybody from using

[03:29:38] any abilities. So it means if the dragon becomes low, like think like 2,000 health, you can

[03:29:44] actually ult the Xin Zhao and then smite the dragon and he's not allowed smiting it, so

[03:29:50] you can secure the objectives. Does that make sense?

[03:29:53] I thought when he said, oh, I don't want me to fight him. Sorry.

[03:29:56] Well, no, I did, but then it's like he was able to get the smite, so it was like

[03:30:00] a bit of a monkey.

[03:30:01] H.I. Rang this is good let's kill those

[03:30:11] alright, can you see me still?

[03:30:14] listen we're gonna need to get some more cannons

[03:30:17] so this is what I'm gonna want you to do

[03:30:19] I'm gonna want you to watch your bottom

[03:30:21] lock bottom and start hitting turret

[03:30:23] so whenever you're in a position like this

[03:30:26] Warwick is an ultimate reliant champion

[03:30:28] what that means is that

[03:30:30] Okay, no, no, hit the minions, the minions, the minions, the minions.

[03:30:35] Okay, hit the minions, hit the minions.

[03:30:38] Yep, hit the minions.

[03:30:41] What are you saying? I'm getting hit by the turret.

[03:30:42] Okay, okay, now hit the turret.

[03:30:45] Alright, now back up, back up, back up, back up.

[03:30:48] What are you saying?

[03:30:52] What?

[03:30:53] Are you like trying to get me killed?

[03:30:55] If I tell you to go hit the turret bot, why the FUCK ARE YOU GANKING IT?

[03:31:10] Why didn't you just walk through the turret with no minions?

[03:31:17] I'm sorry.

[03:31:19] I actually can't tell you why I just tried to gank a turret.

[03:31:25] okay listen I would have no words dude I have no words listen shit happens it's

[03:31:34] fine what we're gonna do now is we're gonna sort on the red on the red you're

[03:31:38] red you're red you're red and we're gonna full clear

[03:31:41] actual we're gonna do red blue Baron okay red blue Baron got it got it got it

[03:31:47] okay now do you know how minions under turrets work yes how do they work top

[03:31:57] um once the minions start hitting it the turret focuses on the minions exactly so

[03:32:04] there's a turret range and if the minions are there first then it will

[03:32:08] always focus them right so that's why you always want to make sure that you

[03:32:12] wait for the minions to hit first before you go in so you don't die got it

[03:32:20] warwick are you new now okay so now what we're gonna do

[03:32:27] drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk look at your mini map look at your mini map go

[03:32:31] walk walk let's go go in go in go in your Samir wants to fight I didn't do

[03:32:40] Alright now your smear is won before it.

[03:33:00] Okay, Jinxie, if we're gonna have a chance at outranking Chadwick, we're gonna have to

[03:33:07] Have you lock it the fucking do you know what I mean? Yes

[03:33:12] Like right now what we need more than anything is we're gonna need you to sit there and lock it in so like the alts

[03:33:18] For example like the missing alts we can't be having those you know I mean yeah, sorry sir

[03:33:25] Hey, I'll fight this

[03:33:29] Good now hit the turret hit the turret back up in the turret

[03:33:32] I went for the pentakill. Haha, I'm sorry coach. BUUUUCK! Wait, it's a meter attack. Wait, wait.

[03:33:46] You just threw the game and now your team is gonna lose.

[03:33:50] No. No way. We have a 30 kill lead.

[03:33:54] Yeah, you're right. I was just lying. I just wanted to make you feel bad so that you could feel the gravity of your actions.

[03:33:59] Because imagine, Jynxie, this was a higher elo lobby, didn't hit the Nexus.

[03:34:05] Bro, I just wanted the Pentakill bro, I'm sorry.

[03:34:08] Okay, Jynxie, can I show you one of the most infamous League of Legends clips of all time, that unironically made somebody quit streaming forever?

[03:34:18] Bro, of course you can't bro, yes of course bro.

[03:34:21] Okay, let me show you something.

[03:34:23] Is it in Discord?

[03:34:25] I'm sending it to you right now.

[03:34:27] This is one of the most known League of Legends clips ever and it unironically made this guy

[03:34:34] quit streaming forever.

[03:34:35] I want you to watch it.

[03:34:36] Okay, mute it in Discord because I think it's playing Discord.

[03:34:40] So pause it in Discord.

[03:34:43] No, no, no, no, you can just screen, just screen.

[03:34:45] Just screen but you just didn't pause it from Discord.

[03:34:48] Yep.

[03:34:49] Okay.

[03:34:50] Now I'll do this.

[03:34:51] Wait, so you're saying this guy quit the game because of this?

[03:34:52] So after this, yes.

[03:34:53] Yes, he went back to school and he quit streaming forever

[03:35:03] So I want you to look at the mini map. I'm gonna look at what's happening. I guess tell this guy's crack any back doors

[03:35:10] This guy sounds cracked

[03:35:12] I want you to look at the minimap, what do you see?

[03:35:24] What are you actually doing?

[03:35:28] Yeah, but okay, I see the minimap, he's the only guy in their base right now.

[03:35:32] Yes, but look at his base, Jinxie, you need to look at his base right now.

[03:35:36] They're all there.

[03:35:37] Yep.

[03:35:38] I'll keep watching

[03:36:08] That was his last stream.

[03:36:17] It wasn't his last stream, but after that day, he changed permanently.

[03:36:23] And it's like, he legitimately quit streaming forever after that.

[03:36:28] Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro.

[03:36:30] That is probably the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.

[03:36:35] All he had to do was just ignore Vlad and then hit the Nexus like two times.

[03:36:38] That's all he had to do was hit the Nexus bro, not the Vlada.

[03:36:43] If it was level 18 he would have killed it immediately.

[03:36:47] Yep.

[03:36:48] But what I'm saying Jinx, there's a reason why I shared that clip is because that could

[03:36:52] have been you.

[03:36:53] Does that make sense?

[03:36:54] Yeah, you're right, you're right, I'm sorry.

[03:36:57] But guess what just happened bro?

[03:37:00] Uh, what?

[03:37:01] I want you to click on your profile.

[03:37:04] I

[03:37:06] Are too big

[03:37:10] Yes check your YouTube thumbnail

[03:37:17] Bro

[03:37:23] Okay, okay, I'll be back

[03:37:29] Well, I've always needs like Donna champion on the hover all right my Spanish champion hover

[03:37:34] High five accept match better champion

[03:37:37] Okay, oh

[03:37:40] Wait, let's see if we hear fun. Okay. No guys listen listen

[03:37:46] Right now

[03:37:49] Jinx he's four wins away from iron one. Maybe maybe five

[03:37:55] But I'm telling you this next game is 20 kills

[03:37:59] 1 million percent.

[03:38:03] Like last game was there just unlucky because it got collapsed on like twice, but I'm telling

[03:38:07] you this game, it's over performance into 20 kills easy as fuck.

[03:38:17] Like after his practice at the arcade with beating up toddlers, the iron players in

[03:38:21] League of Legends sent no chance.

[03:38:24] These are going to sit there and fuck shit up in ways that nobody even thought was imaginable.

[03:38:34] Alright, nice. Good Rammus ban, good Rammus ban.

[03:38:44] You need to watch him and correct him instead of just telling.

[03:38:48] Guys, listen.

[03:38:49] What Jinx he needs right now is he needs motivation.

[03:38:53] Why is my entire track tapping okay?

[03:38:59] Because that's Ramas's voice line.

[03:39:01] Because like you know the guy you ban every game.

[03:39:04] Wait hold up.

[03:39:06] Jungle path top we will win I promise.

[03:39:09] Don't tell me how to play.

[03:39:10] Hi guys well done kid well done.

[03:39:12] Sorry what were you saying Dr.

[03:39:14] So what I was saying is listen wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

[03:39:20] Did your pain just explode?

[03:39:23] FUUUUCK!

[03:39:25] What are you trying to say, contestant?

[03:39:26] WHAT!

[03:39:27] But-but-but here-but-but-but-

[03:39:29] What did you ask?

[03:39:30] What did you ask?

[03:39:31] What did you ask?

[03:39:32] Why is the whole track saying OK?

[03:39:35] OK

[03:39:36] So, the re-

[03:39:37] The reason-

[03:39:38] So, the guy-

[03:39:39] the guy you-

[03:39:40] the guy you banned Rammus, right?

[03:39:43] BROTHER SPIDD IT OUT!

[03:39:45] GET SPIDDED OUT!

[03:39:46] BUN!

[03:39:47] SAYS OKAY!

[03:39:49] Oh!

[03:39:50] Rammett says okay!

[03:39:52] Got it!

[03:39:53] Yep.

[03:39:56] Uh, he's banned, right?

[03:39:58] Uh, yep.

[03:39:59] You're gonna be playing against

[03:40:01] Ooh, dear, this game.

[03:40:03] Who the fuck is this old fart?

[03:40:06] So that guy can transform

[03:40:09] into four different stances

[03:40:11] and he gets different auto-attacks

[03:40:14] based on his stances.

[03:40:16] That doesn't sound balance at all. That does not sound balance. What I'm I'm gonna be honest

[03:40:22] Nothing sounds balanced if you sit there and just like explain what it does like what do you think is so we get chomping the game

[03:40:29] And I'll make it sound broken. Didn't you say there's somebody with like a 20% 1% inch. What's her name?

[03:40:34] The loot to any booby. What is the name Booty?

[03:40:37] Who?

[03:40:38] There's somebody with a 30% win rate or something, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi,

[03:40:44] Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi, Yumi,

[03:40:47] Yumi.

[03:40:48] Okay, so Yumi is the champion, right?

[03:40:50] That can attach to anyone in the game and take zero damage, so you literally cannot

[03:40:55] click her at all.

[03:40:56] She removes isolation and she always stays there even if they get silenced.

[03:41:00] Her Q is a heat seeking missile that slows does a fuck ton of damage and pokes

[03:41:06] people out of lane. Her W is what allows her to attach and reattach, but I forgot that when

[03:41:11] she's on champions, she gives them more attack damage and ability power. I'm on top of it

[03:41:16] when she uses her E, she gets a shield for the person she's on top of and her ult heals

[03:41:22] them even though she's already on top of them. So she can spam infinite heals and shields

[03:41:29] and never be targeted.

[03:41:30] But doesn't she have the lowest win rate in the game? So who cares about any of that

[03:41:34] shit. Well, yeah, but I was just making it sound broken. Got it. Wait, Duchess, somebody

[03:41:41] in my chat just said, not chewing any games because this bomb is on. Hey, bro, that means

[03:41:49] you're an iron anyway. So guess what? We're all bombs. We're all bombs and iron dipshit.

[03:41:56] If you're not better than me, you're not.

[03:42:00] We're all iron dumb ass.

[03:42:03] We all suck.

[03:42:05] Holy fuck.

[03:42:07] Wait till I get bronze.

[03:42:08] Stoffus, I'm getting bronze this week, bro.

[03:42:10] I'm gonna play every fucking day

[03:42:12] and I'm gonna hit bronze.

[03:42:13] It's gonna be Sinema.

[03:42:15] Okay, now listen.

[03:42:15] The bronze ramp-up game is gonna be Sinema.

[03:42:18] Listen, not only are you gonna hit bronze, Stingsy,

[03:42:21] you're gonna fucking break through barriers.

[03:42:24] Do you understand?

[03:42:26] Bro, I just feel like I'm doing better in my fighting contest.

[03:42:29] Like, I feel like when I fight, I always use my Q, my W, and my E for the most part.

[03:42:33] I used to never do any of that.

[03:42:35] And yeah, I feel like I drone more.

[03:42:36] I'm getting better at clearing.

[03:42:37] I still think I'm getting better, bro.

[03:42:39] Well, that's why it's because you are a dude.

[03:42:42] Because the thing about League of Legends, I'm explaining to you here.

[03:42:46] The thing about League of Legends is that as long as you're playing a lot of games,

[03:42:48] you're always going to improve.

[03:42:49] So what happens is that as long as you're just playing games and you play two or

[03:42:51] three hours a day, then you're going to end up getting better and you're

[03:42:53] going to get better with the mechanics and like everything.

[03:42:55] your macro is going to become better.

[03:42:56] You're going to be able to target champions better.

[03:42:58] You're going to be able to literally sit there

[03:42:59] and just dominate games.

[03:43:00] And we say we're unable to be for it

[03:43:01] because everything they learn ends up

[03:43:03] becoming second nature.

[03:43:04] And then as it becomes second nature,

[03:43:05] you can actually learn more and more and more,

[03:43:07] which allows you to have a backlog of information

[03:43:09] that you never actively think about,

[03:43:10] but is subconsciously better.

[03:43:11] So that you can always play better.

[03:43:12] And that's how you rank up

[03:43:14] and actually like improve and dominate.

[03:43:16] All right, bro.

[03:43:17] You have more optimism than me, dude.

[03:43:18] I'm not even kidding.

[03:43:20] Bro, what?

[03:43:21] Yeah, bro, I'm going to play the game.

[03:43:24] What?

[03:43:25] Lazy with the 50 gift and put the Yeager black ice in my ass.

[03:43:33] Okay, don't test listen up, bro.

[03:43:36] I have a question for you.

[03:43:38] I have an answer.

[03:43:40] Mess your Ronaldo.

[03:43:45] The mean Yamao.

[03:43:49] That might be an edit.

[03:43:50] I'm not even kidding.

[03:43:51] Yo chat.

[03:43:52] I'm not even kidding.

[03:43:53] That's gonna be added. I give you a spell.

[03:43:55] It's gonna cut right to a Lameen Gamal clip after.

[03:43:59] That's gonna be added after.

[03:44:02] I was actually not expecting that.

[03:44:07] I'm gonna see that on TikTok in six days.

[03:44:09] I guarantee it.

[03:44:11] Wait, it'll take that long?

[03:44:12] Yes, bro. A Barca fan is probably in Cap Cut right now.

[03:44:17] Wait, what's Barca?

[03:44:19] All right.

[03:44:21] So you know Lameen Yamal, but you don't know Barça?

[03:44:24] Yeah, but the only reason why I know Lameen Yamal

[03:44:25] is because every once in a while I see it

[03:44:27] Twitter posts about how he's like having sexual prostitutes.

[03:44:31] Oh, that is true.

[03:44:32] You heard about Diddy Yamal?

[03:44:34] Bro, basically Lameen Yamal entered the prime of his career

[03:44:37] at the age of like 17, 16.

[03:44:40] He was like the best youngster of all time.

[03:44:42] And then he randomly decided to go to Brazil

[03:44:46] and party with Neymar.

[03:44:47] And then he got a penis injury like a week later.

[03:44:51] Well does it doesn't you also have like STDs like there's that one picture of him getting sucked off on a cruise ship or something

[03:44:57] Yeah, bro did it in your mom did it in your mom. I'm glad you know the lore

[03:44:59] But bro, you might be the only person in the world that knows living in your mom, but doesn't know

[03:45:05] Well, it's because I don't keep up with soccer like the only thing I know about soccer is that uh, they played a lot in like Brazil and

[03:45:11] and

[03:45:13] The UK sideman charity matches. Yeah

[03:45:16] Alright, so now, Jinxy, are we ready to go fucking crazy?

[03:45:22] Yes or no?

[03:45:24] By the way, Don't tend.

[03:45:25] Yes, yes.

[03:45:26] Could you see what Darius said?

[03:45:27] Look, look, look, look.

[03:45:28] Show me.

[03:45:29] Why can't I see Warwick or Jinx?

[03:45:30] Now, go on.

[03:45:31] Warwick skin for Moskimmer, you're my opponent.

[03:45:35] Tell him no, I am your savior.

[03:45:39] Good!

[03:45:40] I got you!

[03:45:44] God!

[03:45:46] Now, Jinxie, what does Tharius say when he ults?

[03:45:54] DEMASCUS!

[03:45:55] YES!

[03:45:57] Okay, now what does Jinxie say when he ults?

[03:46:03] DEMASCUS!

[03:46:05] Okay, so from now on, Jinxie, listen, one thing you have to know about some League

[03:46:09] streamers is every once in a while there's going to be an

[03:46:13] Unautistic leak streamer that randomly just says or does the same unknowing thing every single time they do something in a game

[03:46:20] And that ends up becoming their trademark

[03:46:22] So for some people it's that they say a certain thing other people it's that they type what you're gonna do is every time you

[03:46:28] Out you're gonna scream Damascus. Yeah, that's gonna be your thing. Okay. Got it. Got it. Got it

[03:46:36] All right

[03:46:38] So now Jinxie, we have two Smite charges, we're going to want to save it for the blue buff though, okay?

[03:46:45] Yes, King.

[03:46:46] Alright.

[03:46:50] Okay, so now Jinxie, we're playing on the blue, we're playing on the gromp, what's the pun after?

[03:46:56] Gank. Recall.

[03:46:59] Okay, let's make a list of puns.

[03:47:03] Give me a bunch of ideas, what do you think would happen?

[03:47:06] Scott, look for gank if no gank recall.

[03:47:11] That sounds good. That sounds good.

[03:47:14] Alright, so now Jinxie, we're gonna play for Gromp, okay?

[03:47:17] After Gromp we're gonna look on the crab.

[03:47:19] Now, the thing is that sometimes in League, you know how you don't have priority in your lanes?

[03:47:25] Yeah.

[03:47:26] I wanted to envision for a second that in cases like that, you're a Manchester United fan from the UK.

[03:47:32] UK it's like all you can feel is disappointment, but you need to just learn to live with it, right?

[03:47:37] What do you mean by um priority though? I don't know what you mean a priority. What is that?

[03:47:41] So go top go top and I'll explain top cap

[03:47:45] Okay, all right, press W if you're gonna go bot play press W

[03:47:52] All right, then just back off you got it got exhausted fine just back off

[03:47:55] Okay, so priority means who can move first to plays so when you're bought and you're gonna have to back up further

[03:48:02] So when you're bot and your mid are under their turret, it means that if a fight breaks

[03:48:11] out on the scuttle crab, who's going to rotate first?

[03:48:13] Wait, say that again?

[03:48:17] If your bot laners and your mid laner are under turret and a fight breaks out on the

[03:48:23] scuttle crab, then who do you think is going to rotate first?

[03:48:29] uh, bot lane?

[03:48:32] NO! THE ENEMY TEAM!

[03:48:36] Bro, I don't know what you mean. Explain priority first.

[03:48:39] Okay.

[03:48:40] Wait, let me think.

[03:48:41] Explain it like I'm 5.

[03:48:43] Please, bro. What is priority mean?

[03:48:45] Uh, okay.

[03:48:45] You mean to say like somebody who gets there first?

[03:48:50] Okay. Okay. Okay.

[03:48:53] Are you-

[03:48:53] This is the best way that I could explain it.

[03:48:56] Imagine that you're turtle hiding.

[03:48:58] Okay?

[03:48:59] What is turtle heading?

[03:49:01] It's when you really need a poop but you can't but you lowkey feel like coming out.

[03:49:06] Okay.

[03:49:07] Okay.

[03:49:08] When you need to do that, right?

[03:49:10] And you see that.

[03:49:12] What do you think is going to happen first?

[03:49:14] Like imagine you take laxatives and you're turtle heading.

[03:49:17] Which hole do you think you're going to be spewing from first?

[03:49:20] This guy.

[03:49:22] Bro, that guy just broke my ankle.

[03:49:24] Oh my god.

[03:49:26] Okay, go to your wolves, go to your wolves.

[03:49:28] like actually explain it. Bro, that guy just snapped my ankles. Um, um, um, bro, you just

[03:49:33] mean whoever gets there first. That's all you have to say. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty

[03:49:38] good. You're talking about turtle heading. Like what? Yeah, dude, you told me to explain

[03:49:43] it like you're fine. Yeah, bro. So the way to do it is whoever gets there first. You

[03:49:50] know, I'm going to be honest. I actually didn't think of that. Bro, don't test.

[03:49:55] Like that's why I love you, bro. You're an interesting guy, man.

[03:50:02] Almost no sex. Daddy's coming.

[03:50:04] But it's gonna be two and oh, okay. So listen, listen, listen, listen. Daddy needs to come for his good girl's balling.

[03:50:10] So what does that mean, Jinzy?

[03:50:12] Okay.

[03:50:13] Yep, exactly. So what you're gonna want to do here is you're gonna want to look towards bot and afterwards

[03:50:19] we're gonna see if you look for a play. So I'm gonna want you to

[03:50:21] wait, wait, sit in the bush, sit in the bush, sit in the bush.

[03:50:25] Okay, now there's nothing here, so you're gonna have to recall.

[03:50:30] So this is the thing, remember, as a jungler, you need to be okay with doing nothing,

[03:50:35] because it's when you overforce...

[03:50:37] Oh my god, wait, I just have the perfect analogy.

[03:50:40] Okay, Jinxie, what if I told you that playing jungle is actually like playing Rainbow Six Siege?

[03:50:46] What? What do you mean?

[03:50:48] So what I mean is that what is the most common way that people lose games in Rainbow Six Siege?

[03:50:53] over the aggressive exactly it's by going into areas where they have no

[03:51:00] like vision where they're just running through and they don't know where people

[03:51:03] are right yeah like not drowning exactly not drowning and it's the same thing

[03:51:08] with fleet the most common way for you to lose a game is for you to try going

[03:51:12] for a play you shouldn't go for the enemy gets kills and now they're ahead

[03:51:15] and they win does that make sense got it like just don't force it exactly

[03:51:21] Yes, so that's why the best League of Legends player that you're ever gonna find the people that don't force it

[03:51:28] I'm not saying no, right? Tyler?

[03:51:31] Um, well, I would say Tyler might be like the third best

[03:51:35] Who's the best?

[03:51:37] Faker

[03:51:38] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah faker faker. Yep

[03:51:43] Aren't you gonna ask me who the second best is I think you're just gonna say not that

[03:51:47] Now that's all I was going to say, the person you're in call with, again I'll give you that.

[03:51:57] So now go for the grubs, go for the grubs, top grubs, top grubs, top grubs, top grubs.

[03:52:01] So whenever you're finishing one quadrant, so these three camps on the side of the

[03:52:06] map before you enter the middle lane, that's what's known as a quadrant.

[03:52:10] When you finish one and you see an objective is up, then you can actually go and you

[03:52:14] can finish it.

[03:52:15] Make sense

[03:52:17] Yeah, what do you mean by quadrant though? What do you mean? So, okay quadrant means quadra?

[03:52:23] What is quadra me for? Oh?

[03:52:26] Yeah, I got you. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, there's a lot left top right bottom left exactly. Yes

[03:52:33] Yes

[03:52:39] Yeah, that means that bro that made perfect sense

[03:52:45] I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, hold up.

[03:52:47] Like Jinx, you're like a fucking sponge, brother, where you're absorbing this shit.

[03:52:51] Okay, watch this guy.

[03:52:53] Alright.

[03:52:58] So, coach, is that worth it in that scenario or no? What do you think?

[03:53:02] Okay.

[03:53:03] What do you think?

[03:53:04] Honestly, honestly.

[03:53:05] Okay, so what just happened is like imagine you're a military ranger, and you put a blindfold on, right?

[03:53:12] And then you take a shit ton of cocaine you run into the middle of five people and you start swinging a machete around

[03:53:17] And it's like even though you killed four people one of the people you killed was a terrorist

[03:53:22] I was gonna blow up a school right? It's like what you did was a good thing

[03:53:27] But it could have been a really bad thing. This is a high variance line

[03:53:33] No, so the problem there was your habit was bad because you went in for the fight without even droning

[03:53:39] You were going in blind, bro. Does that make sense?

[03:53:41] No, but I droned and I saw him falling back so I knew he had to be low health.

[03:53:44] Yeah, but Jinxie, there's a difference between I knew he had to be and I saw he was.

[03:53:51] Got it, got it. Okay, yep, yes, coach. Sorry.

[03:53:54] Yep, because remember, Jinxie, that's the worst part about assuming things.

[03:54:02] It makes an ass out of you and me.

[03:54:04] It makes an ass out of you and me! Nice!

[03:54:07] So that's why you can assume things about positions and stuff like that

[03:54:11] But whenever we can get the actual specific information, we want to be able to actually get it. Does that make sense?

[03:54:20] Yeah, why assume when you can just look and know

[03:54:24] Exactly. Yes, bro. Yes, exactly. This is very similar to siege and just choosing to not take the extra second to drown

[03:54:31] Yeah, exactly except in this game it makes it even better because you don't even have to wait because you can keep moving while you're drowning

[03:54:40] Yes, exactly like there's nothing that you have to do the only thing you have to do is just be one to literally left click

[03:54:48] That's it, so now go to your crugs

[03:54:50] I'm diving this

[03:54:51] No you're not going to go to your crugs, go to your crugs

[03:54:57] So why are you not diving that, tell me

[03:55:00] Because he recalls

[03:55:02] Because he's recalling and because it's risky if we go for that because we also don't know where the enemy jungler is

[03:55:08] So what if you went there the enemy jungler is waiting for you and he starts piling you then what?

[03:55:13] Oh, yeah, that's my bad boy wasting my smite too. Fuck. I wasted my smite, bro

[03:55:17] Okay, so I'm gonna tell you something right now when you get to this go top go top when you get to the stage of the game

[03:55:23] I don't understand why I'm going to ask for help. I don't get it because look at how far up he is

[03:55:30] It's like, okay Jinxie think of it this way, think of it this way, okay?

[03:55:35] Imagine, uh...

[03:55:38] Nice, okay.

[03:55:40] Do you like how I stole the kill that was completely unnecessary?

[03:55:43] Yep, no that's good, because your die is to serve it, so recall.

[03:55:46] Let me explain it to you.

[03:55:48] Imagine you're a playground kid now, first, okay?

[03:55:53] Uh, I don't feel like, bro, is there another analogy?

[03:55:57] I don't want to come back to that game.

[03:55:59] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:56:01] Okay.

[03:56:02] So, when you're a playground kidnapper, it's not about which kid looks the easiest to abduct.

[03:56:08] Ro! What are these slimes?

[03:56:10] What is the slime?

[03:56:12] Please, GenC, am I in the culture?

[03:56:16] Yes, sorry, sir.

[03:56:17] Okay. It's not about which kid is the smallest and the easiest to abduct.

[03:56:22] It's about which kid will not have his parents come to him in time to save him, does that make sense?

[03:56:28] Yes.

[03:56:29] It's the same thing with League of Legends turrets.

[03:56:32] View the turrets like the parents.

[03:56:35] If someone is far away from the turrets, then it doesn't matter if they're big or small

[03:56:40] or anything, they're easy to abduct, does that make sense?

[03:56:44] So abduct people that are away from turrets?

[03:56:48] Exactly, yes.

[03:56:50] okay got it all right perfect so now we're gonna do make sense if you get

[03:56:59] like arrested someday I can't say that I was that's right and I'm honestly

[03:57:03] probably gonna have to go to court I could have reported this to a phone I

[03:57:08] couldn't stop this shit okay I just keep it all inside me okay is this

[03:57:17] Santa Kettleblower now, recall.

[03:57:19] Uh, maybe. Look for this. So walk in.

[03:57:24] Press W.

[03:57:26] Now don't use R yet, don't. Wait, your back says cancer.

[03:57:31] Where's my back?

[03:57:32] She has fucking cancer.

[03:57:40] So, here? So, what are you gonna do next, son?

[03:57:47] How did I report?

[03:57:52] So in the future where you do us a leak player, buy your items, where do you buy your items?

[03:57:58] So what you like the most stereotypical leak player playmaker possibly do is not tell a teammate to get reported.

[03:58:05] It's you need to tell your teammate to get cancer.

[03:58:08] Okay, got it.

[03:58:10] So it's like, let's practice.

[03:58:12] That seems a little harsh, dude. Come on.

[03:58:14] Dude, that seems a little harsh though.

[03:58:16] Jamesy, don't forget your teammates aren't real people, bro. They're just NPCs sent by the Rothschilds to ruin your game

[03:58:28] So it's like you don't have to worry you're not actually hurting anyone's feelings. You can say whatever you want

[03:58:37] So my teammates in League of Legends aren't real people. They're NPC sent by Jacob Rothschild himself

[03:58:43] Yes, exactly. That's why sometimes you get long two times. Because it's a rider

[03:58:49] sitting behind his monitor trying to find the most disgusting four rejects to

[03:58:55] put on your team to make you lose. Does that make sense? Okay, got it, got it.

[03:58:59] Like everyone thinks that it's an automated system. It's not. Every match

[03:59:03] is handcrafted and hand selected to either give you the freest win or the

[03:59:07] most disturbing loss of your entire life.

[03:59:09] Got it, got it.

[03:59:11] So now, GenC, now what we're going to do is we're going to do a lesson, okay?

[03:59:15] So, ViD has an automated system where if you tell someone to get cancer,

[03:59:19] you're going to get reported on that, right?

[03:59:22] KS1, try one, KS1.

[03:59:25] I was about to R, KS1.

[03:59:28] So, what we do, GenC, is if we want to avoid the automated system,

[03:59:32] system we have to actually sit there and we have to start using acronyms so you

[03:59:39] know how like for example instead of saying laugh out loud you're gonna say

[03:59:43] lol yeah instead of saying get cancer we're gonna say GC so now we can say

[03:59:50] vex GC bro that seems like that seems rough you know that seems rough I

[03:59:58] I don't know if I'm cut out for this game, bro, like that seems like really rough

[04:00:04] Yeah, it's okay. You only need to worry about this when you're higher elo the higher elo you are the more flames you unlock

[04:00:10] Okay

[04:00:12] Think about this for jinx. It's like right now your irons are not a lot of playing your team

[04:00:15] But then when you get like silver you can call them noobs when you get to gold

[04:00:19] You can call them like lobotomy patients and then by the time your challenger

[04:00:23] You're gonna be typing their full address full name IP address in the team chat and then sending head men to their house

[04:00:28] okay got it got it all right so now look on the top ganker walk up yep this

[04:00:36] looks good this looks good to me for the summer yep so now do www ww and now go

[04:00:42] you got this I want you to art I want you to art

[04:00:48] keep going keep going you get a flash first one in flash yes yes yes wait I got

[04:00:58] another girl one more no you don't know you don't he's going to be go for bro I

[04:01:02] got it bro I move my team I got it

[04:01:12] what did I say coach what did I say what the fuck did I say what did I say

[04:01:17] What did I say bro? I told you I doubted it.

[04:01:19] Sometimes you gotta trust a FUCKING student!

[04:01:24] You know what JVC?

[04:01:26] The only thing I can say is good fucking shit.

[04:01:28] Now walk straight, bud, get that dragon.

[04:01:31] You see, I want you to not click anything.

[04:01:33] Okay, you saw how you clicked automatically towards the dragon?

[04:01:37] Yeah.

[04:01:38] That's something that a challenger player would do.

[04:01:41] Really?

[04:01:42] I'm kidding.

[04:01:42] Why?

[04:01:43] I swear to God.

[04:01:43] Okay, really?

[04:01:44] Yeah, I'm not even kidding.

[04:01:46] Clicking towards dragon there, that's a challenger click.

[04:01:48] I want you to type in chat right now.

[04:01:50] I'm going to get ganked about this drop, right?

[04:01:51] No, you're not.

[04:01:52] No, you're not.

[04:01:53] Your aura will fear them away from you.

[04:01:55] Because they're not going to ward this.

[04:01:57] They're dog shit.

[04:01:58] I want you to assume in solo queue that every single person you play with is dog

[04:02:02] shit.

[04:02:03] Your teammates, the enemies, everyone.

[04:02:04] So you can just do the most random shit ever and get away with it because they're

[04:02:07] fucking ass.

[04:02:08] Okay?

[04:02:09] what the fuck was that what was that bro what was that yasuo shit what was that

[04:02:22] right there had to be an old back tell me that was an old like that had to be

[04:02:26] that was an old thousand okay I was about to say what the fuck it's on a 15

[04:02:30] second cooldown brother did he just turn me into a tornado what was that so he

[04:02:38] He throws out tornadoes and then he kills the people that are knocked up.

[04:02:45] Wow that actually sounds kinda broken.

[04:02:48] Yep.

[04:02:49] So, and you know what the craziest thing about that champion is?

[04:02:53] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:02:54] He can ult anybody that's knocked up, even if it's not from him.

[04:02:58] Really?

[04:02:59] Even if his teammate might pop somebody or might pop him?

[04:03:03] Yep.

[04:03:04] So now I W, W, W, W and go for the top kill.

[04:03:06] W, go for the top kill.

[04:03:08] away from his turret. His parents aren't around, Jingxi. You know what that means!

[04:03:18] Alright, that was not the ult.

[04:03:21] That was not the ult.

[04:03:22] Okay, you got this, so keep chasing, keep chasing.

[04:03:25] Yeah, don't keep chasing. Alright, go for your drugs.

[04:03:27] This is fucking chocked.

[04:03:29] That was not the ult.

[04:03:31] Yeah, that was absolutely fucking horrible.

[04:03:33] And Tamp can't ever attempt this because he's literally a toddler.

[04:03:36] It's another brain dead teammate. Add it to the tally.

[04:03:40] Yo Tampcans, you're a support player. Why are you solo running into a tower?

[04:03:44] I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, dude. No wonder you're playing support.

[04:03:53] Jhincy, what are support players?

[04:03:56] Um, they just type and chat. I don't know, that's all they do.

[04:04:01] No, no, but what are they? We can use one word to describe them. What is it?

[04:04:04] I don't know I don't know okay repeat after me support players

[04:04:10] Support players are are

[04:04:13] cucks cucks

[04:04:15] Because supports what they do as they watch as other men carry games now repeat after me tank players

[04:04:23] tank

[04:04:25] Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that?

[04:04:32] Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that?

[04:04:37] Okay, so you remember? Do you remember the guy that I told you at the beginning of

[04:04:41] the game, that like has four different like forms?

[04:04:44] Yeah. Yeah, that's him.

[04:04:48] Wait, Dottes! Can I use two when I'm fighting or just farming?

[04:04:52] No, you can use it whenever you want.

[04:04:54] So does it do damage and fight it? Like does it make you attack faster?

[04:04:57] Yeah it does.

[04:04:58] I'm getting inted by Tam Kench and I'm just getting inted by my team so what should I do

[04:05:07] to my team?

[04:05:09] So first buy your item and then I'll tell you what you can type.

[04:05:14] So now walk to the bot and then say, hey Tam Kench even if you keep roaming around

[04:05:21] the map you won't find your dad he left you 20 years ago for a reason I'm not

[04:05:26] bro like you need help brother what I'm not saying that

[04:05:31] dude he's an NPC he doesn't even feel emotions okay he and fight fight fight

[04:05:38] okay you're gonna want to art art art good

[04:05:45] let's go oh see I smited that too dude this is your game twin I'm telling

[04:05:50] you

[04:05:55] All right, but you see I smited the

[04:05:58] Propo, you see that yep. No, that was really good. So Jinxie, what you could also type is you could type Tim Kanch

[04:06:04] I hope a diabolical landboard ruins your life

[04:06:10] What does that even mean?

[04:06:14] Probably

[04:06:16] I just think those words are funny to put together. Okay. Go top go top go top top top clear the minion wave

[04:06:38] Should I keep soloing this because my brain dad team isn't yep keep going keep pushing

[04:06:46] No one is-

[04:06:46] FIGHT! FIGHT!

[04:06:49] FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

[04:06:51] FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

[04:06:52] Oh yeah...

[04:06:54] Oh yeah...

[04:06:55] You might have to back off though.

[04:07:02] Coach, I can't fight the FUCKING TURRENT AIR COACH!

[04:07:05] THERE'S A TEMERATEEEEEEEEEET!!!

[04:07:07] Don't get mad, don't get mad.

[04:07:09] But you just said that was fucking amazing.

[04:07:11] Did you see what you did with your fucking Q?

[04:07:14] Yeah, and then I died every time I hold to you I died. Yes, but Jinxie you use your Q on a minion to run away, bro

[04:07:22] That's there's something that not even rank one Warwick players do

[04:07:26] Wait, I didn't even know I did that. I thought was wait. I thought I yes, but Jinxie

[04:07:31] That's because of your subconscious bro

[04:07:32] Your subconscious is so advanced that you don't even know what you do and even then you're making rank one level place

[04:07:39] Because how smart you are

[04:07:41] Bro for real do you actually mean that I'm not even trolling. Yes, wait y'all to look away from his parents

[04:07:48] He's got abducted exactly. He did all right now. I'm Jamesy. Where do they go after they get abducted?

[04:07:56] Bro, I don't know

[04:07:59] All right, just go man

[04:08:08] So now you're gonna want to take the Baron did he short

[04:08:12] Baron did he why wait why Baron did he because the thing is that

[04:08:19] Look at him, bro. He look he's covered in baby oil

[04:08:24] I just started doing it fuck it. You're not gonna help. No, no they will but it's fine like

[04:08:29] Well, it's good to know if you see anybody you alter over the wall, okay?

[04:08:37] Pussy pussies pussies

[04:08:41] I

[04:08:51] Know we call

[04:08:53] So, no, JNC, do you know why that place works?

[04:08:56] Yeah, I actually don't know why we're able to get there. Do they all died or do they all recall?

[04:09:01] Neither so the reason why we were able to get Baron I couldn't even tell you why but I was just feeling the vibes

[04:09:06] So in league a lot of the time if you don't know what the fuck you're doing the enemy team won't either

[04:09:12] So sometimes you randomly decide hey, I'm gonna do Baron right now

[04:09:15] Then nobody's gonna expect it cuz they're like why the fuck would they do Baron does that make sense?

[04:09:19] Yeah, yeah, okay, also Jinx, why do you have 2,000 golden?

[04:09:28] Shall recall or no it's too late whatever just walkman you got this

[04:09:36] All right, if these irons put one more question mark down, I'm literally gonna end, hold on, I'm not getting it.

[04:09:43] This way?

[04:09:44] Sit back. Stop fucking putting my mark.

[04:09:46] This is good, this is good, this is good.

[04:09:47] Good job, Tamcatch, well done.

[04:09:49] This guy's literally a pauper.

[04:09:51] Stay on the board, bruh.

[04:09:54] Alright, I'm recalling.

[04:09:55] Yeah, wait, I was only picturing I took part of this boss.

[04:09:59] Oh, wait, why'd you do that?

[04:10:02] E-E-E!

[04:10:06] Okay, so GenC, what does your E do?

[04:10:21] No, no, under these items, you're gonna buy death stats.

[04:10:25] What does your E do?

[04:10:28] So what would have happened there if you would have used our E as soon as we went

[04:10:32] in?

[04:10:33] I would have killed the whole team and then won the game and had a good catch.

[04:10:37] Okay, so now whose fault was that?

[04:10:41] Can't catch.

[04:10:42] Nothing's my fault, that's the first thing that's caught me bro, what?

[04:10:47] You're but, okay, you know what, Loki, you're right.

[04:10:51] Your fucking fat piece of shit to have in Kench is a gift for nothing bastard.

[04:10:54] So what we're gonna do now is we're gonna be looking, go straight bot, you're just

[04:10:58] gonna split push.

[04:11:02] Now the reason why you're split pushing is because your team's disabled and they're never fighting ever.

[04:11:07] So what we're gonna have to do is we're gonna have to actually look to go for fights

[04:11:11] because if we don't it's fucked. Does that make sense?

[04:11:14] Uh, that guy's level 17 bro. Should I fight him?

[04:11:17] Well, when your ult is up.

[04:11:27] Nice, keep auto-attacking.

[04:11:28] Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going,

[04:11:36] maybe a little backdoor here, yeah, maybe a backdoor, yeah why the f**k it off, now if

[04:11:41] multiple people come to me, ult on him, on him, on him, on him, on him, on him,

[04:11:49] All right, hey

[04:11:51] All right, hey me. Oh I

[04:11:56] Alted I already made up the mind that I'm not taking a bus in the dirty bush in the dirty bush wait

[04:12:03] Wait

[04:12:10] He hold Q

[04:12:17] You just got a thousand gold

[04:12:19] I'm not even kidding when I say that from a pure mechanics perspective, not even Platinum

[04:12:29] Warwick 1 Tricks would have played that as well, stay bot though, stay bot, stay bot.

[04:12:36] So the reason why you're saying bot here is because Malt, okay, now I want you to

[04:12:42] walk through the next bush, the next bush, yep the one that's right there, right there,

[04:12:46] the one that you see on your vision bottom up no okay all right what does

[04:12:51] right there mean well what is right there the fuck just just go to the

[04:12:55] giant just go to the giant it's already fucked it's already fucked just go to

[04:12:58] the right right there's not a fucking call out don't dance

[04:13:04] okay now you need to back up or else just gonna talk to her ultimately tell

[04:13:12] Press E and R.

[04:13:16] Like, I don't think I do.

[04:13:18] Brother, I R'd away and still died.

[04:13:20] Are we dead at Aston?

[04:13:22] Okay, so James, you listen.

[04:13:24] When you play Warwick, you always want to go in.

[04:13:28] You are a limit tester.

[04:13:30] You do not want to, like, alter out, you want to alter in.

[04:13:32] Because if you alter in, what happens?

[04:13:34] You just bend them over in the box.

[04:13:36] Exactly, yes.

[04:13:38] Yes, so now do we want to bend people over do we want to get bent over by people?

[04:13:44] Right now Jinxie, it's like you're watching those like those fucking like

[04:13:48] Like it's like you're watching nine-person orgies and you're fantasizing that you're the one getting plowed

[04:13:54] Why are we doing that? What do I buy bro? Well, what do I buy? Okay by Sterex gauge?

[04:14:00] We're gonna lose this game are we?

[04:14:02] Where where where?

[04:14:04] It's a red thing the red the red hand

[04:14:08] no no down down commonly built yes now go kill the minions mid minions mid

[04:14:14] minions mid minions mid command the minions are out of the war

[04:14:20] now a fucking gg they already broke it open now everyone's fucking screaming and

[04:14:24] dying as the titans ravage how do we win this well you just just hit the

[04:14:33] minions right now so you have to do it all right now keep hitting minions

[04:14:36] Think of it this way, in League of Legends, your teammates are your slaves.

[04:14:41] If they're going and they're doing the dragon, you don't have to be there.

[04:14:43] The slaves are going to do it for you while you get the gold.

[04:14:46] Does that make sense?

[04:14:47] Okay.

[04:14:48] Okay, now go towards it.

[04:14:50] Now you can ult on the misfortune.

[04:14:53] Nice.

[04:14:54] There we go, nice!

[04:14:57] Okay, now go to the barn.

[04:14:59] Go to the barn.

[04:15:00] Barn.

[04:15:01] King barn.

[04:15:02] King barn.

[04:15:03] So, Jynxy, it's like, I wanted you to view every game of League like your Jeff

[04:15:05] basos this jeff basos give good working conditions as amazon employees

[04:15:11] uh... i don't think so i don't know that no he doesn't jimsy and if he's a

[04:15:16] richest man alive and he doesn't get good conditions some

[04:15:18] then why the fuck would you give good conditions to your league of legends

[04:15:22] teammates think about it bro do you want to be the jeff basos of league of

[04:15:26] legends or or the fucking the the timmy turner

[04:15:30] think about it all right all right now we can end right

[04:15:35] Yep, so now remember, smite this.

[04:15:43] All right, now why don't you do recall, and you're gonna go straight bot.

[04:15:54] By Jyncy, we need to turn you into the Epstein of League of Legends.

[04:15:57] Whoa! Hey, you gotta slow this shit down, bruh.

[04:16:01] You gotta slow this fucking shit down.

[04:16:04] Seriously

[04:16:06] Motherfucker, what?

[04:16:08] I'm saying it because he was rich!

[04:16:10] Bro!

[04:16:12] There are other examples!

[04:16:16] Fair game.

[04:16:17] Alright, so now look for the Bog Wave.

[04:16:19] Keep pushing out the Bog Wave.

[04:16:25] Alright, let's do this.

[04:16:29] RUN BOMB!

[04:16:30] The the jibler wants his cold get the waves

[04:16:34] No, no no ignore her ignore her you want to push these minion waves pushing the minion waves is how you end okay got it

[04:16:42] Now I want you to all chat the jibler comes for his first compensation

[04:16:49] Alright good, now go straight bot.

[04:17:00] Oh, so you're actually really good at spelling by the way, thank you.

[04:17:05] Okay, now if she walks up again and you see her on your screen, I want you to instantly

[04:17:12] W and then R on her.

[04:17:14] So like right now that's what you should be doing.

[04:17:17] Nice.

[04:17:18] Now you're gonna hold Q

[04:17:21] Press E, E, E, E, E, Q, they are not

[04:17:29] Okay, Roko, so I think I'm inting cuz I don't know

[04:17:33] So you know why that if I went bad?

[04:17:37] Um, I think it's because I didn't hold my Q I think

[04:17:41] Exactly remember if you would have held your Q you would have teleported behind Rashi Fash and you would have killed her

[04:17:48] Yo, is this game gonna be an hour long or what?

[04:17:52] Like, are we-

[04:17:52] We've gotten barren twice!

[04:17:54] Fucking run it down, man!

[04:17:58] Jinx, you know what it feels like?

[04:18:01] What, bro? What?

[04:18:02] Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me.

[04:18:03] It feels like you're-

[04:18:05] You're the father of like a five-year-old kid, right?

[04:18:08] And your kid doesn't even know how to speak yet, right?

[04:18:12] And then you're sitting there and you're getting mad that he still doesn't know how to speak at five years old?

[04:18:16] But it's like you drop him off the fucking table every time you change his diaper!

[04:18:22] Why the fuck are you confused? Let this game is an hour long, GenC!

[04:18:28] Got it, Darkoach.

[04:18:30] Alright, now play for the red, please.

[04:18:40] Alright, we better win this, bruh. It's all I'm gonna say.

[04:18:44] well dude then make it happen you know what I mean fucking make it happen then

[04:18:50] bro you're the one in control

[04:18:56] okay go go bot go bot yep this is good holy dance oh jitty when jitty wants

[04:19:02] something jitty gets it and jitty wants that old man right now doesn't he

[04:19:07] Let's go. E. Okay. Q. Nice. Good. There we go.

[04:19:14] Sinnera you're gonna stay bot. You're gonna stay bot. Keep pushing bot.

[04:19:19] No! Push bot! Push bot! Push bot! Push push push.

[04:19:22] Bro they're gonna end. No they're not. They're gonna end bro.

[04:19:24] I'm gonna end bro. No, no, no. Just push.

[04:19:30] Push and drone mid. I'm gonna drone mid while you're pushing now.

[04:19:34] There you go. See Jinx, you listen. You have to have a little bit of faith sometimes, okay?

[04:19:39] Got it, yep.

[04:19:40] There, the reason why you don't recall is because you don't have ult.

[04:19:43] Well, because they're champion that cannot function without his ult.

[04:19:46] So when your ult is down, no, no, no, keep pushing the turret.

[04:19:50] When your ult is down, you want to look to his side lane so you can get advantages.

[04:19:54] So now back off and go dragon, because someone's coming for you.

[04:19:57] She looks very, um, ultimate in a second if I can get my ult.

[04:20:07] Alright.

[04:20:08] Wait, look at- look if she wants up.

[04:20:11] So now we're gonna have to be careful.

[04:20:13] They could all- they could all end us.

[04:20:14] You need a run.

[04:20:15] You need a run.

[04:20:16] You need a run.

[04:20:17] I'll- I'll turn her.

[04:20:18] I'll turn her.

[04:20:19] I'll turn her.

[04:20:20] I'll turn her.

[04:20:21] You said ultimate, bro.

[04:20:22] You said ultimate, and then you said ultimate on her.

[04:20:23] Like-

[04:20:24] You can't save different shit!

[04:20:26] different shit. I'm not a god. I'm not a god. You said ult away then you said ult on her after I

[04:20:33] ulted it away. I'm not a god. You had two seconds to react bro. No I was rooted. I was fucking rooted

[04:20:41] for five seconds. I was rooted to the fucking floor. I had no seconds. Are you even fucking

[04:20:51] Get out of the car!

[04:20:57] Jinxie. Jinxie.

[04:21:00] You know what this feels like?

[04:21:02] It feels like I'm playing a chess game, and every time I tell my queen to move a piece,

[04:21:07] she just decides to do whatever the fuck she wants,

[04:21:10] and then she blames me when the king gets put in check!

[04:21:14] How the fuck do you want me to take the blame when you're the one not listening?!

[04:21:21] You said ult away then ult on her as I ulted away!

[04:21:25] As you've got two seconds to!

[04:21:30] You're right coach, you're right.

[04:21:32] You're right. Hey, you're right. You're right.

[04:21:35] You're right.

[04:21:38] Alright, we got this.

[04:21:39] Nope, J-A, that's mine.

[04:21:41] J-A, that's mine.

[04:21:42] So no, go to the Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron! Baron!

[04:21:45] No, no, ping it. Go Baron.

[04:21:51] If, Jamesy, I'm gonna be honest, sometimes it feels like I'm Bob the Builder, and instead of giving me bricks to work with, you're just fucking dropping logs of shit, and it's like you're telling me to build a house.

[04:22:03] Like, we gotta lock in on the fucking building material, do you understand?

[04:22:06] Yo, me hoe, me hoe. You said OLD AWAY, then OLD ON HER.

[04:22:14] Alright, we've gotten Baron three times, then we're 40 minutes in.

[04:22:17] CAN WE END THE GAME?!

[04:22:20] Okay, listen now you're gonna walk mid with your team. Okay after this game

[04:22:25] We're gonna VOD review your VOD and we're gonna see who's right. Are you ready for this?

[04:22:31] Got it. Okay. I'm gonna grow old and have kids by the time this game ends

[04:22:39] Okay, listen

[04:22:41] What you're gonna do now is you're just gonna walk mid. Yep. Just keep going keep going

[04:22:46] Keep going keep going keep going. They can they can hold this keep going

[04:22:50] If they walk up on your flash, flash on the misfortune, flash hard!

[04:22:54] Yes! Yes! Yes! Hold Q!

[04:22:56] Okay, that's fine, that's fine. Now push in the wave, push in the wave.

[04:23:00] When the minion wave comes, we hit the turret. Not this one, the next one.

[04:23:03] Yep, now we just wait. Okay?

[04:23:06] Now go! Hit the wave, hit the wave, hit the wave, hit the wave!

[04:23:13] Are you just back off?

[04:23:14] I can't, I'm just kidding. I'm getting um...

[04:23:17] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she needs to save up. You're gonna save her.

[04:23:23] OKAY!

[04:23:30] I mean, I don't know how many more times you can get Baron.

[04:23:32] Is there a limit? Because this is a joke.

[04:23:34] We've gotten Baron every fucking 8 minutes and we can't end!

[04:23:38] CAN'T ENDS WOOOOOCK!

[04:23:47] Jinxie

[04:23:49] Jinxie

[04:23:51] Jinxie

[04:23:53] Jinxie, where does Tam Kench live?

[04:23:59] Your team has destroyed a turret.

[04:24:07] Jinxie

[04:24:11] I don't know. I don't know.

[04:24:15] I don't know

[04:24:17] And tampons springs

[04:24:21] Are we dead at spring?

[04:24:23] I'm sorry

[04:24:24] Okay, so this is what we're gonna do now

[04:24:26] What you're gonna do is un-respawn

[04:24:28] You're gonna have to wait for your tampons to respawn, okay?

[04:24:32] Uh, can we just...

[04:24:34] ...report him?

[04:24:36] Yeah, but he's not gonna get banned

[04:24:40] Oh, okay

[04:24:41] This might be okay

[04:24:42] I wanna walk towards it

[04:24:43] Press W now, W now, W now

[04:24:45] W now W now W now on the misfortune. Yes, you want her who jettie wants that. Oh, jettie's done that arcade misfortune skin

[04:24:54] Jettie's going crazy

[04:25:01] All right, good now run away just run the fuck away run the fuck away go do your red buff

[04:25:15] Okay, so now we're gonna go do the red buff my health

[04:25:22] Go do the red buff

[04:25:25] Okay, what is this the longest game of all time?

[04:25:30] No the game where you've also 20 kills was longer

[04:25:38] Okay, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the red the wrappers and then you're gonna recall okay

[04:25:45] me how I just recall okay recall gun yes but recall gun recall recall this

[04:25:52] game's gonna be an hour like we just keep getting buried and then buy a

[04:25:59] item buy a item buy a item buy the item buy the item okay now go to the

[04:26:04] dragon for the dragon

[04:26:07] you're team has just drawn a game for you

[04:26:14] bro how many more times are we going to slay Baron bro

[04:26:17] like fuck me in the ass

[04:26:19] okay start pinging for the dragon you need your team to be with you now

[04:26:24] hit it once and then walk all the way back

[04:26:27] it's called dragging it out now walk back walk back walk no back

[04:26:30] walk back walk back walk back yep hug that wall

[04:26:33] And now you see how it walks out? So now they can't just steal it over the wall.

[04:26:37] So now we'll hit this.

[04:26:38] That's... Bro, that's so smart.

[04:26:41] Yup, that's what you want to do when the enemy team can fight it, okay?

[04:26:45] Okay, that's actually a good strategy.

[04:26:49] Everything I do is good coaching. Now push bot.

[04:26:54] That is smart, bro. I'm not gonna lie.

[04:26:57] I gotcha.

[04:27:01] No, GenC, you don't need the crump, though, your full build.

[04:27:09] DEMASCAS!

[04:27:11] Okay, let's not push this.

[04:27:16] Alright, don't keep going.

[04:27:20] Keep going, keep going, bot, you got this.

[04:27:28] Okay, keep going, keep going, keep going.

[04:27:30] Do not stop moving. You're walking the shit down. You're walking it down like a fucking dog.

[04:27:35] Why is he channeling?

[04:27:36] Because he's retarded. Just ignore him.

[04:27:38] He's pushing.

[04:27:41] Listen, the answer to every question in life when you don't understand why something's happening

[04:27:45] is just they're stupid or they're retarded.

[04:27:47] Back up, back up, back up, back up.

[04:27:50] E, E, E, E, E, E.

[04:27:53] Just recast it. E, E, Q.

[04:27:56] Good. Okay, so now push, push, push, push, push.

[04:28:00] Nice, nice, nice, NIIIIICE! Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up. Wait, wait, I'll tell you when to walk up. Back up, back up.

[04:28:11] Yeah, just go Baron. I-I-I just want you to just go Baron.

[04:28:15] We're gonna get Baron for the fourth time.

[04:28:17] Yep, hopefully four times the charm here.

[04:28:19] We're literally gonna get Baron for the fourth time. I-yo, at this point, just FUCKING SURRENDER IF WE CAN END!

[04:28:27] The better use of our time!

[04:28:34] Okay, Jinxie, you're gonna have to press W now and start hitting now.

[04:28:37] Jinxie, do not hit the button.

[04:28:38] E, E, E, E, this is good.

[04:28:42] Incidentally Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Q, Auto, Auto, Auto, Auto.

[04:28:45] Press Q, press Q, press Q, press Q, press Q.

[04:28:48] Q, E, there you go.

[04:28:50] Oh, they got there.

[04:28:52] Oh my god.

[04:28:53] Oh my fucking god.

[04:28:57] they got there I mean at least that's not your fourth time of the year man all

[04:29:03] right so now just push bot push man man man man

[04:29:07] I

[04:29:17] Want to know you and our W and our W and our

[04:29:22] Nice good on good on good on

[04:29:29] Okay, yeah, just run away your time

[04:29:33] No, that was your teammate that was on our wrong theater teammate. I'm not even kidding

[04:29:37] what what what what just bit me okay so your teammate has an ability where he

[04:29:44] can like pick you up and bring you wherever he wants and unfortunately he

[04:29:50] has some kind of disability so he decided that he was gonna complete ruin

[04:29:53] your entire engage so okay I thought no no no no no I thought an enemy put me

[04:30:02] in the Jaws my teammate put me in the Jaws when I was DPSing the guy yes

[04:30:07] Okay, now you're gonna lose the game because you're running it down right now

[04:30:20] Oh my god, just back up back up. Just try to break and stagger it off me. Okay, you need to recall. You need to recall

[04:30:29] Okay, so listen, you're gonna want to stop, stop, break this out of the game!

[04:30:37] Look, okay, Jynx, you press P, buy the elixir of iron.

[04:30:41] You need to buy the elixir.

[04:30:43] The enemy opponent just said, I'm reporting all of you guys for not knowing how to end.

[04:30:51] Okay, Jynx C.

[04:30:55] What?

[04:30:56] Go top, go top, just go top.

[04:30:59] I want you to danger pin your team sleigh back off

[04:31:16] As I just got done saying push push push push push push push games never gonna end bro. There's no point to any of it

[04:31:24] Don't ask

[04:31:25] Well might end in the enemy team's favor unironically

[04:31:29] Just keep pushing.

[04:31:35] Okay, you can probably fight this. E? Good. Do not R yet. Do not R yet. Just Q? Q? Q? Q? Q?

[04:31:43] Keep auto. Keep auto.

[04:31:45] This is good.

[04:31:47] E? You don't have to R. Alright, there you go. Get off.

[04:31:51] Okay, so now push the wave. Push the wave.

[04:31:53] Push the wave. Back up, back up. Run away.

[04:32:26] Okay, now which ability did you randomly waste for no reason even though I said five times on you said?

[04:32:32] are

[04:32:33] So why the fuck are you complaining about the call?

[04:32:38] Sorry

[04:32:39] It's okay. Okay, so what we're gonna need to do now is on your respawn. You're gonna walk to the elder dragon

[04:32:46] This game is gonna be one hour. Oh

[04:32:51] My god

[04:32:53] Okay, can I buy anything? Or is it over?

[04:32:56] Uh, you don't have to buy anything right now. We can buy the Lixar. The same Lixar that you got last time.

[04:33:01] Uh, yep. Okay, so now walk to the Elder.

[04:33:05] Just walk to the Elder. This is going to be where the game is decided. I'm not even kidding.

[04:33:09] Joan! Joan! Joan! What's happening? Joan! Joan! Joan!

[04:33:18] Okay, E, E, E, E?

[04:33:29] E?

[04:33:30] Is that going in or going in or going in?

[04:33:34] You have your Q?

[04:33:35] NOOOOO NICE NICE AND AND AND MED!

[04:33:38] MED NO MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED MED!

[04:33:45] Oh, fuck.

[04:33:46] okay no go on the mouse go on the mouse go on the mouse dude wait what the fuck

[04:33:50] are they doing on the elder look at the elder look at the elder shown on the

[04:33:53] dragon on the dragon oh fuck I'll eat just and just try to end fuck it you're

[04:33:58] gonna be too late anyways I don't know what's going on just keep hitting keep

[04:34:01] hitting John John on the elder John on the elder what's helping on me what's

[04:34:05] helping on it okay it's fine just just push away you can end you end this

[04:34:09] you end this push away the wave and turrets the wave and turrets the

[04:35:12] Oh no turn on the elder. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

[04:35:25] We're good. We have two turrets. We just have to back door. They have no turrets. We just have to back door. We got this. We just have to back door. We can't fight them. We just have to back door. We just have to back door.

[04:35:36] Okay, Jinxie, you just have to stop for your diary, sir.

[04:35:40] Oh God, he TPed to the wrong thing.

[04:35:42] Okay, just walk in.

[04:35:44] I want to just W and auto on the misfortune.

[04:35:47] But not yet, not yet.

[04:35:48] Only if they start hitting your Nexus hearts.

[04:35:50] Just wait. See if you can wait for your Vax.

[04:35:52] Okay, W, walk up and W, walk up and W, walk up and W.

[04:35:56] Now walk at her.

[04:35:57] Well, see if you can auto on her, auto on her, auto on her.

[04:36:01] Yes!

[04:36:06] Oh my god, I thought we were gonna lose.

[04:36:11] Oh my fucking god.

[04:36:16] I need to report this guy again.

[04:36:21] Can you report to my friend?

[04:36:26] Well, I'm not even lying to you.

[04:36:30] I'm fucking clenching.

[04:36:32] If that was one of the most intense games you've ever seen type one right now, that was actually insane. What the fuck?

[04:36:39] Oh my god, bro. Wow. Oh my god

[04:36:43] All right, that's as I'm getting off rough. That was like an hour Jesus Christ

[04:36:53] Actually have a question for you. Yeah, what's up?

[04:36:56] So, you know, we did a 2v2 and rainbow six yesterday. Yes

[04:36:59] would you want to do a 2v2 against every rank in League of Legends tomorrow yeah

[04:37:04] but how would we do that how would we do that me and you would play and it would

[04:37:09] be a Rams and I would get people from every rank and we would just see it like

[04:37:13] same kind of a concept as your R6 okay um yeah I probably be down I think the

[04:37:18] only thing I'm doing tomorrow is just listening to Drake album oh I might do

[04:37:22] some not a tattoo I'll let you know I'll text you okay I it sounds good

[04:37:27] Good night. All right. Have a beautiful night, bro. Appreciate you, man. Later. Is it chat a fucking one hour game of me?

[04:37:38] All right chat, I'm off y'all chat couple of things bro a couple of announcements

[04:37:44] The last of us part one and two marathon is coming in a couple of weeks

[04:37:50] Minecraft marathon with stable Ronaldo is May 29

[04:37:54] Hardcore Minecraft Marathon, we'll see you around on May 29th, R6 major this weekend,

[04:38:00] Stompeting to get its first title, mark my words, RLCS next week, Watch Party with Squishy.

[04:38:09] What else was I gonna say? GTA V Marathon coming soon as well,

[04:38:14] maybe do Subnautica 2 with Ken, I don't know, we'll see, but chat, love y'all boys, bro,

[04:38:20] Fucking love y'all boys. Have a beautiful and amazing, fantabulous day in chat. Tomorrow we're

[04:38:26] going to listen to the Drake album. We're going to stream all fucking day long and listen to the

[04:38:30] Drake album at midnight. All right. Love y'all boys.