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yo bro I'm streaming right now okay so bro first first Drake is dropping tonight
bro are you gonna throw something on the grill those
bro you don't even know what I got planned bro what is what is that even
you don't even know what I got fucking planned for tonight what are you gonna
Are you gonna throw some shit on the grill?
Yes, bro, everybody listens to Drake, bro.
Okay, okay. Yeah, I don't know for sure, bro, but everybody everybody likes Drake, but where are you going with this?
Loose like where are you going, bro?
Okay, you're gonna close you're gonna pop champagne because Drake's traveling, bro
I don't know like
Okay, all right, bro, but now put up now what the fuck are you texting me about 2k, bro?
I'm not your loss. I'm not playing you in my team. You pay to win
Yo, that game that you got me and millions of people addicted to, by the way, fuck you,
I dropped three bands on that game, and I'm ass, okay?
The least you can do, bro, if you hop on 2K, go, go live, see, just rip a few packs,
you'll pull some players, right, and then we play, they have a fun time.
I'm gonna ask you to spend thousands of dollars.
Dude, but I know what you're trying to do, you're swindling me, because we're gonna
play in 2k to see who's actually better at 2k right but when you play my team
you're just gonna have some fucking 99 fucking Michael Jordan and 99 Kareem
Dude you can right now go on and just get 99 all 99 team you can right now there's no I'm not
tricking you I'm saying that in 2k like we play like a quote-unquote quit game with
the actual like NBA players we're gonna be playing with people that are ass it's
Yeah, I got you so how much okay, how much money would I have to spend on packs to actually get a good team?
Dude, I don't think you came likes me that much bro
Dude, I've only said that their game is shit for like four years
I've always done that.
Bro, but alright bro, I'm gonna get that ass, bro.
Also dude, enjoy your champagne tonight, Los, okay?
Are you gonna throw something on the grill or what?
Uh, dude, I'm not like, like I love Drake, but I'm not like a Drake.
Like you're like a Drake-like, uh, superfan, bro.
Nah, that's, that's, alright bro.
Bro, you said you might die tonight, Los.
You sound like a girl going to a Justin Bieber concert.
Not die of like, oh shit, I'm saying like, I'm gonna get my alcohol for something like that type of die, bro.
Really? Wait, so are you gonna stream listening to the album or are you just gonna listen to it?
Fuck yeah, bro, and I'm gonna smoke and drink. I might, that's what I'm saying, I might die.
Like, and if I do this, it's been real. We had some fun streaming.
Yes, bro. Los, honestly, if you're streaming at midnight, bro,
like, I'm down to call you and ask for your reviews of the album, bro. I'm biased.
unbiased because I'm gonna listen to the whole album one at a time unbiased
All right, bro, all right, yeah, after that we'll talk
Yo chat this guy bro. He sounds like a girl going to a Justin Bieber concert. I might die tonight
Bro, it's an exciting album. You're gonna die
Throw something on the grill dude
So first things first, bro. We're playing Los in 2K on Monday. Actually not even first thing first.
First things first. Tonight, Iceman is dropping, chat. Iceman is dropping. Highbites call him.
Yo, highbites. What's up, dude? Hey, happy Drake day.
Yo, yo, ding say!
Nicholas Douglas Stewart, Lil' Dave.
That's good, bro.
Hey, listen.
No, have you been drinking?
Jack, tell me if you've ever heard
high-five sound like this in your life.
Brother, are you drunk, dialing me at three?
LDN, LDN.
Listen, no, I'm not.
First of all, happy drink day.
I'm just excited for drink.
It's drink day.
Now, what do you do for drink?
Bro, I said I'm gonna throw some shit on the grill later, and then I'm gonna
I'm probably gonna call Loats after I listen to the album and ask for his opinion
Uh, uh, cuz he's number one Drake supporter
Nice
Um
And it's gonna be biased, it's gonna be biased as fuck
But yes, bro, what's up dude?
Yeah
Uh, LDN, I don't um
Alright, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
It's a good day
Drake's dropping, it's a good day
I'm not doing this LDN shit, alright?
I'm not going by Lil Dick, Nick, bro.
If you're gonna be a dick, be fuckin' creative.
Just embrace it, bro.
Anyways, here, bro, I got some, like, news for you, bro.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, obviously, you know right through point,
I was coming out, bro, did you see this?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is this?
What is this?
What is this?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, what is this?
What?
Wait, when my placement matches are done, I'm diamond one.
Rank 3.0 is coming and they shouted out Frankie's strings.
Okay.
Rank 2.0, gone.
Yes!
Whoa!
New diamond rank.
It actually doesn't look that bad.
Maybe every rank.
Also, no, this means high-vives, every rank is going to look different.
rank that's what I said yes take that goddamn sad out of your voice yeah
It's Drake Day. Drake is dropping. Why are you being a dick?
Yo, you can't just sneak that one in. Bro, you know what I'm also excited for?
5, 14, 26, May, Thursday, the 14th.
He's drunk.
He's drunk.
I hope, yeah.
I hope, yeah, for a great night, bro.
I'm not drunk.
He is drunk, like no, I'm not drunk right now.
You are drunk.
Bro, I've known you for years.
You've never said he is drunk.
Chad, I dare, like no, he is drunk.
I guarantee it.
No, I am not drunk, bro.
Bro, Ron Collins.
Ron Collins.
Yes, all right, hold up, Ron Collins, Ron Collins.
Happy Drake Day.
Wait, hold up.
Yo, Ron, happy Drake Day, bro.
Happy Drake Day, bro.
Little dick neck.
Okay, yo, yo, oh my God, oh my God.
My god!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Guys, it's some new bullshit every day!
Fuck!
Lil Dick Nick, I have an average-sized cock, bro.
Very open about it.
Very average-sized cock.
Average girth, average length.
I shave periodically.
Bro, it's not- I don't have some one-inch punisher, dude.
Happy Drake day in the chat.
Now, so Drake stopping tonight, the plan for tonight, we're going to listen to the entire
album one by one.
I'm going to listen to it alone, alone, not going to listen to any of the biases of other
people.
I'm going to listen to the entire album one by one, rate every song one out of 10, and
then rate the album one out of 10, and then call Lose, and then we'll talk to a delusional
Drake fan.
But Drake, like, okay, should be fair, Drake has the go though.
Drake has the go.
Players can no longer die from fall damage in Fortnite.
Say you swear to God.
Say you swear to God.
Wait.
This means Sky Basics would be the best strategy in the game now.
This means Sky Basics will be the best strategy in the game now, no?
Would it not?
Would it not?
Oh, it puts you on one health
You know, that's actually not a bad change
That's actually not a bad change check you guys know when um
Like you guys know when you get cut out in a sky base and you immediately die now you still have full shield
You still be a hundred and one health
This makes one a sky base again, dude, I remember the sky-basing era that was so peak um
Um
But yes, bro next up on the list bro next up on the agenda here
Next up. I I'm so like no no chat. I'm so fucking excited guys. Keep this. No keep this
Chat check this out. No no no chat look look look look
tomorrow
We have the greatest pro league block of schedule
I've ever seen in my life at 3 p.m. Eastern Standard Time tomorrow for the
first time ever we have stoppin versus spoit on a fucking main stage guys
I like yes we are there brother I might I might actually pop champagne for this
one spoit versus stoppin in the quarterfinals right after that game it's
It's Falcons vs. Spades.
Oh, shit.
Shit, my voice is shot, bro, but oh my god.
Guys, I'm so excited.
Guys, today's stream's gonna be a long stream, bro.
We gotta stay up till midnight, dude.
We gotta stay up till midnight.
And then this is the whole album, dude.
Jack, are y'all excited, bro?
Stoppin' vs. Spoy on a pro league main stage format,
3 p.m. EST tomorrow.
It's not a perfect time, too.
I have no complaints.
I always have a fucking complaint
because the Pro League events are always at seven
in the morning and stop and playing at five in the morning.
Brother, it's 3 p.m.
It's stop and burst point.
I have no complaints.
On top of that, on Sunday,
we don't know who's gonna be in grand finals yet,
but they're gonna be revealing the new season of Siege,
finally fully revealing the new season of Siege,
which is the most anticipated season of Siege
there has ever been.
Rank 3.0 is coming.
New map is coming after a three-year hiatus.
We're getting a new map.
Ubisoft, I'm proud of y'all, bro.
Like, hey, I'm proud of you.
I'm fucking proud of y'all, bro.
The chair of the Winkley Man.
I'm fucking proud of y'all.
On top of this chat, there is a chance.
Guys, I don't wanna say this
to just put the bad energy into the world
and then make it wrong.
So what I'm gonna do is, before I say this,
I'm going to knock on wood.
There is a legitimate chance that we get the new season revealed of our six.
And then right after we see stop in a grand finals, winning his first ever major.
I might try to tear on Sunday.
Chat, I don't want to get ahead of myself because he's still got a, he's
still got to beat, boy, still got to win his semis game.
He's still got to win finals.
Bro chat.
There was a legitimate chance Sunday is going to be cinema.
Subnautica 2. Now wait, OK, should we play Subnautica 2 today, Chad?
New to Siege, we're easing the onboarding experience for new players.
What is this? What does the new onboarding?
What the fuck does this mean?
I look like so for the first time, we're actually going to be bringing
bots into Quickmatch exclusively for new installs only. OK.
So, if it's your, you've just installed the game, you've never played Siege before, there's a chance in your very, very first matches of quick match that you'll be able to play against a bot match.
The reason why we're doing this is we still struggle against putting new players into our existing people going up against, you know, this is not that bad of a concept.
But when Fortnite did it, I never got out of Bot Lobby's chat.
I kept playing against bots on Fortnite for a year.
Does that mean I was shit?
Chat, what does that mean exactly?
Does that mean that I was shit?
I wonder why.
Judy, are you hyped for Iceman?
Yes!
Yes!
Due to water.
Yes.
It's because you're terrible.
I think Fortnite just added bots, all pools.
I played subnautica 2 with K-SELF, which chat, that's not a bad idea guys, but guys I never
played subnautica 1, I never played subnautica 1 chat, I could ask him, it'll be at like
9, um, Ken guys, I asked Ken, but Ken's in Australia, so Ken's asleep right now.
Jack, did I need to play Subnautica 1 to understand Subnautica 2?
Did I need to play?
No, I played Subnautica 1 for like five hours.
This is day 500 of streaming straight.
Yes, brother, we're at 500 days of streaming straight.
We're at 500 days of streaming straight.
500 days.
is so beautiful listen to this banger wait what is this wait am i not on youtube
what
When have you ever in your life seen Cristiano Ronaldo make this
formation with his leg when have that is a straight-up toe kick
he does not know Odie say his first name he does not know Odie say his first
name he doesn't even know damn bellies first name what the fuck is this song
Oh
Hit the goal
Miho, Miho, Miho, Miho, Miho, what the fuck?
What in the fucking LARP is this shit? What is this shit, bro?
What in the fucking LARP is this?
Hit the goal are we dead ass?
That was a good, ah, Cole Palmer one.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ, bro.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ, bro.
Make it count.
Lay it straight.
Don't look back.
Don't hesitate when you go big time.
Darth Maul is calling you.
I'm sure he is, bro.
I'm sure the fuck he is.
How do you spell Toronto Drake?
Now, chat.
Are we excited, bro, for Drake's album?
Are we excited?
Do we know how many songs are on it?
Are we pumped up, bro?
Do we know how many fucking songs is on it?
Are we pumped up?
I'm seeing nose.
I'm seeing nose.
Did you see the leaks?
No.
Did you see the leaks of what?
You can't spell cinema without Iceman?
Wait, what?
Oh my God, I didn't even fucking realize that.
What?
I didn't even realize that bro, what?
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, okay, but chat, um, back to gapping, sorry.
Yeah, uh, guys, I have been watching Green Boats 6CH pro league for, even before I was
even streaming.
years. I remember the prime G2 or before they were G2 Pente sports with
Pangu and Fabian, Chate. Bro, I've been watching a professional R6 for probably
eight years. This is the number one match I'm most excited for.
Spoigt versus Stompin. On the main stage, bro. On the f**k. Winner goes to Sammy's
loser goes home chat who do you got winning bro 3 p.m. bro we are there who
do you got winning this chat who do you got who do you got who do you got G2
chat actually run a poll on this actually run a poll on this actually run
a fucking poll no legitimately run a poll legitimately run a poll bro
Legitimately run a poll.
Now chat, we're going to find out today how good I am at stalling on stream, because chat, we have literally eight hours, 13 minutes until the Drake album.
Hi, guys, can we get a timer above my head that says blank many hours till Iceman.
Can we get a timer. I have ice. Thank you. Appreciate it.
Yeah, we're gonna see how good I am at stalling legitimately. We're gonna see how good I am at stalling
Now chat what game should we play what game should we play y'all?
What games do y'all want to see played today before Iceman?
Do you guys want me to play Subnautica 2 with case if he can tonight if you can?
If you can if you can your child is there anything special a to do for sub 2?
Is there anything special need to do like it's early access right? It's early access, right? What do I have to do?
What do I have to do chat? It's early access. Subtubic case tonight. I'll ask. I'll see what he says.
You just buy it and download it. Okay, bad, bad, bad.
I bet, I bet.
Chad, is anybody in here beat Subnautica too?
Yeah, I don't know.
No way, right?
Jinxie, the album drops at, no, the album drops at,
no, it doesn't cover 9.45, what?
No, it drops at 12, it drops at midnight.
It drops at midnight.
The album drops at midnight, I thought.
Does it not?
Wow chat is saying g2 is gonna win. Yeah, but yeah, we'll check it out bro 3 p.m. Tomorrow, dude go to his IG
Drake's IG
Let's see
I don't see let's see who is IG wait oh my god may 14945 wait what bro what what what
Wait, episode four, what do you mean episode four?
It's in eight hours.
That's a single, not the album.
Oh, oh, I see, I see, I see, all right.
All right, all right, all right.
Shout out to Subbone Comedy Night, why not?
Let's Subbone Comedy Night, y'all.
Let's jump into some comedy night.
Whoa.
Yeah, we gotta play Subnautica 2 today, if we can.
Let me buy it now and download it.
Um, yeah, bro, I want to play Subnautica 2 with Kace and I want to play with, uh, Ken
as well.
All right.
Chat, let me buy it.
Let me buy it.
Let me buy it.
Let me buy it.
Let me buy it.
Oh, nay.
Oh, nay.
All right.
View my cart.
Have I set a leak?
Or no, nothing's leaked.
No, meet my plate tonight.
I don't know, chat.
We'll see.
We'll play it by ear.
My content, install content.
Easy peasy.
Love it.
It's crazy.
Install it.
Install it.
Install.
Downloads.
Okay.
14 gigabytes.
Jesus Christ of Nautica.
14 gigs, chat.
Are we dead ass?
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Alright ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, let's get it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Alright, chat. You know the rules, man. Make me laugh. You're a hundred dollars.
Let's go without further ado let's go let's go
We're back okay no whoa whoa where did he get that fucking sign where did he get that
fucking sign bro what's good bro wait this game got an update do this game
get updated today okay so what's the difference between a wife and a grenade
What? Nothing. If you take the ring off, you take out of the house.
Who just, who just shit themselves?
Dude.
Duh.
Mo.
Get.
His.
Sneakers.
From.
I'm not going to laugh at this.
I'm not going to laugh.
Yes, bro.
All right, I got it.
So where did Darth Vader go to the mall?
Where?
Darth Maul.
Oh my god!
Bro, I can't escape this!
Fuck me! Fuck me!
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
All right.
Uh, uh, uh, what did dog move to get me from...
Hello, Jens.
You saw I'm a big fan of yours.
Thank you for doing this content.
I love you so much.
Thank you so much.
And I'm asking you a real question.
Okay.
Are you a Christian?
A real? Wait, what? A real question?
Okay, so first thing I want to say, I'm a big fan and I have a question. Are you a Christian?
Oh yes! Yes, yes, yes, sorry. Yes, yes, yes. Bro, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you at first.
Okay, you sleep.
Wait, I have a quick question.
How does one get in here like R6 stuff?
Miho, Miho, it's just luck on a draw, dude.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, so why don't scientists trust Adams?
Because they make everything up.
How did Doc Moll get to the second floor?
How?
How?
The elevator.
Yo, I can't do this shit.
Bro, I can't do this!
Oh my god!
Why did Jinxie go to England?
Why?
To see his wife, Bonnie B.
Why did Jinxie go to England?
Why?
To see his wife, Bonnie B.
Man, just literally banned.
Just a ban.
It's just a ban, bro.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Why?
She don't got no arms.
I don't, I really don't get that one.
Hello?
If she didn't have arms, how'd she get on this week?
Hello?
Yo, what's the difference between Batman and a black man? What?
That one can go robin a knife
Yo, guys, it's a band bro. Come on. Yo, ask you what's up here? Yo?
Yo, J.J.D. What's up, bro? Where did Jinxie get his shoes?
Where where?
the fortnight out of Jog
MOTHER FUCKER
How does Anakin Skywalker like his toast?
How?
A little bit on the dark side
Is this like a Star Wars community? Like what is this?
You were jinxing, what do you call an alligator that drives?
Uh, uh, I don't actually know what I actually know
Um, you call it a thing
Who the fuck's fooling me?
Oh wait, that's the wrong joke?
What's the good joke?
Oh, alright, my bad. I'll tell him then.
Uh, with this dog, they don't get his shoes.
Great, that's the fallback.
So that's the fallback, Joe!
You forget your joke, and then you just default to that shit?!
No, no, no, no, no, no. I said the wrong joke.
My friend told me, told me I was telling the wrong joke.
Oh, okay.
Okay, great, dogfinger!
Oh my god, uh, now I've gone to the spot.
I had the joke somewhere in my pocket.
um oh here it is where does tarpon springsvader get his sneakers from where jinx's house
produce bro this guy has outro like what hi yo p.l what's up bro what's up jinxy you ready for my
joke yep okay why did jinxie go to tarpon springs cuz I live there now
because you went to the Darth Spongebob okay so yeah so just inserting the word
dark in candy sentence it's not a joke what's not a joke the dark Spongebob's
like are we serious guys okay yep you're the only guy that got a laugh
type your paper PayPal hi-fives go type your twitch
Yeah, just type and type it.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Oh, that was awesome.
Hey, bro, what's up, dude?
He's gone, bro.
I mean like what does that fit dude?
I said knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Yo bro what's like what's this guy's saying?
Yo what's up bro?
Great love the sign.
Where did Duff Morgan his shoes from?
Oh my god Sam it got worse yo Sam do you remember Sam do you remember when I said your
mic was bad yes you said it was good no no Sam it got it got worse Sam wait is this
Is this the fucker fan contest?
Is this the what? The what?
The fucker fan contest.
Get him off the stage!
Hello, Big Dick Nick.
Yo, alright, alright, no, no.
Bro, it's just Nick, dude.
You don't have a Big Dick?
Wow, why does it matter? Why?
Do you have a dick?
I don't know.
Do you even have a dick?
Yo bro, where's your joke?
Why didn't you can go to the road to get to the other side?
Okay
Yo, uh
Big big Johnson did he what's up, bro, not my name
Where did Jinxie go to get his shoes
I just I don't even have words at this point. I don't even have words guys.
So, if you wake up with a solid snake, you're a solid snake man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, don't get this is a original.
Where does Darth Vader go shopping?
Where?
the death store wow rare one thank you thank you rare rare rare rare rare rare one
what's up Nick how's it going what's up dude can you say hello to Savannah for me
we're going to prom together oh hey Savannah happy prom with this guy what's
your name my name is Chase she loves your streams we both watch your streams
So, hey, Jason Savannah to the prom, dude.
I love you, Jim.
See, thank you.
Love you, bro.
Hey, guys, where did what?
Why did you see stop?
No, don't say no.
Why did you see stop playing soccer?
Why?
Because he didn't get his dark shoes.
Yeah.
Are you clapping at your own, bro?
What?
Yeah.
No, you were clapping.
You were clapping.
Bro, this guy is clapping at his own shit.
This guy looks interesting, bro.
Chet, what is dingleberries again?
That's when you don't wipe your ass.
All right.
Why did the cheek?
Oh, no, that's.
Oh, here it is.
Okay, um, what if the 10 pound spring splatter across the road?
This guy's brain is fried, bro.
Why?
To get the sneakers from Jinx's feet.
Bro.
Yo, thank you for sending me this joke.
This guy's brain is reduced to rubble.
I go, like, what is the joke?
Yo, what's up, bro?
to get your tampons please wait Andy I missed the first Andy I missed the first
part of your joke say it again say it again why do the chicken cross the road
why to get your tampons please
I
Where does Yoda do to get a sip of water where the Yoda fountain
Bro, and like you're just you're just putting his name in front of it
Okay, pay this guy. All right, bro, what is the type? Yeah, yeah, it's every time
Okay, I laughed at Minnesota as well. So type your twitch in the in the all chat
Okay, in the whole time, right?
Yes, in the comedy chat.
And then, Havel's gonna DM you. Make sure your whisper's on.
Alright.
Hello, JankofankaBankaBakaFaka.
Okay.
Knock, knock.
Yup, what's up, bro?
Knock, knock.
What's up? What's up?
Knock, knock.
Who's there? God damn it!
Calces.
Calces who?
I got this move
Yo jerky, a jinx you sorry, remember?
Yo, yo, what's up bro?
Yo, don't turn it up!
Don't turn it up!
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Let me tell a joke
Why did the Italian chef pass away?
He died
No, that's not it, that's not the joke!
It's why did the Italian chef die, he passed away!
Hey, that was my joke.
You said it wrong!
You're janksy, you're on the wrong, I think it's funny.
What balls, what?
Me and you have played 20 rogli tournaments to get up.
And then me, no, you and Bobbles, they don't get up.
Yeah, I've never won a tournament. What's your point?
Yeah, you can play about involved with your team, and then you...
I'm the problem when we lose, and then me involved with team up, and when I turn in.
Jinxie?
What's up?
Dislocate to say a joke.
Yes, you're on the stage right now.
Okay, so, um, do you have a weapon, small technique, and shoes?
Where?
The devil.
Yo, Jinxie.
Yo, yo, yo.
What do you call men in the submarine?
What?
Seaman.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No, I can't do this. I can't do this. I can't do this, bro.
Bro, these guys have fucking lap tracks. Yes, have I? Pay out of everybody, please.
Pay out everybody, pay out everybody, pay out everybody, pay out everybody.
Okay, chat.
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, jades and lenterman.
Bades and Bentleman.
Jades and Bentleman.
Chat, what games should we get on now?
What games should we get on now?
Oh, Moggles.
You know, that's not a bad shout, kid.
It's not a bad shout.
I'm feeling Moggy.
I'm feeling muggy as shit, bro.
You're actually 100% right.
Ooh, Subnautica 2 downloaded.
Why can't I get in here, what the fuck, I'm trying to mog.
I can't get in here, I'm trying to mog, dude.
Oh, that's why.
All right, it's time to ascend, bro.
We're not allowed to get it off of a model until we get a Chad light rating.
We're not allowed to get it off of a model until we get a Chad light rating.
This could be a 24 hours train.
We are not.
Wait, let me go.
Let me go.
Let me go.
Let me go.
Let me go.
Thank you.
you
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
I don't know what to do with it.
Let's play on Muggle, dude.
All right, we're not allowed to get off till we get Chad Light.
Not allowed to get off till we get Chad Light.
I don't care if this is a 25-hour stream, bro.
Should I take my headset off, Chad?
What do we think, if I actually want to Mug?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I hope you will change.
Let me see this one.
Chadlight, Chadlight, come on, Chadlight, come on!
Okay, okay.
Chadlight, come on!
Get moooongst!
Wait, what? Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Why am I lagging? Why am I lagging?
Why am I lagging?
Which I couldn't hear him. What did he say?
High-fives. High-fives. I'm lagging again.
My PC's getting mugged again.
Shitty PC.
Bro, how do I get a 6.2? He said Torile.
Torile, Torile, Torile.
Chet isn't Toriile finished Toriile Toriile Toriile
Bro have eyes I'm trying to mark bro. If it likes again, I'm getting off
Why the fuck is it lagging how to mark
My god, here we go our puppy outside
You know what I mean?
Oh
So I take my headset off and I'm less attractive this website doesn't make any fucking sense
I take my head off and I'm less attractive
Oh
To a note to a note to a note to a note so I take my headset off and I'm less attractive that doesn't make any sense
This website is a steaming crock of shit. You know this website would actually be good if it actually rated the fucking mobs correctly
Check it out and say
Bro, bro, wait don't tell me the YouTube stream. Okay, it is working
I
Think you just got mobs buddy buddy, I think you just got mobs, bro buddy. I think you just got mobs buddy
Check that's three wins in a row three wins in a row. Come on
Three in a row
Put your camera angle higher
Wait you mean like oh it might be the angle you're right it could be the angle bro, it could be the angle bro. You're actually right
It's the angle chat now we're going to go undefeated
No, but now you can see my hairline chat this might be worse actually
No, it could be the angle though. I'm being serious. It could be the angle
Not gonna lie
Bro get in there mother fucker get in there
I got a chat. I got I got the perfect angle. Oh my god. All right. We're not getting up
till we get Chad light. Come on.
Chad Chad light. Here we go. Chase with the 20 gifted. W chasing the chat. Chase. Love
love you baby love you baby bro come on bro I'm trying them off I'm on a three
game winning streak right now this is good this is good this is good this is
good this is good my record is seven and 15 all them I'm not being like bronze
elo right now but I can't believe there's elo in this my next rank is LTN
What do I do?
Yeah, we'll record it.
This guy is a little bit dope, at least.
Jason!
Oh, it's not, Maggie.
What are you doing?
Don't laugh, bro.
It hurts so much.
I should not be able to drive right now.
You just got mugged, kid.
You just got fucking mugged.
You just got my kid!
No, I didn't!
That's four in a row, buddy!
Sit down!
No, it's not.
What?
What?
What?
Bro, the angle didn't do shit, y'all.
The angle didn't do anything.
What?
Mi-ha, mi-ha, the angle didn't help, y'all.
Bro, this is the most brave-
And I'm just very angry.
No, you lost.
No?
I wish somebody meant for you.
No way, he's a YouTuber.
Is he real?
No, that's a photo.
He's... he's moving!
You!
No way, imagine if I'm saying that.
Get mobbed, Shin! Come on!
Oh, fine, she's black!
What?!
Whoa, what?!
What?!
What did he say? What did he say? What? What the fuck did he say? The fuck? What? Okay.
Jesus Christ, bro. What? Bro, that's four wins, one loss. How about I get the record
on screen? I'm literally a fucking slayer right now. Chattanoom a sub three slayer.
I'm slaying the sub three lobbies, y'all. I can't believe there's 5,000 people online
right now. I'm literally a sub three slayer, bro.
You mugged a six year old dude? Relax a little bit, bro.
We're mugging any and everybody on this site right now.
Still waiting for opponent. Center your face before the scan starts.
Good lighting beats a good camera.
A podium is taking longer than usual.
Wait, Chad, I just realized my camera is nerfing me, dude.
My camera is nerfing me.
I just realized Chad, my camera is nerfing me, dude.
Chad, I just realized my camera is nerfing me, dude.
My camera is nerfing me, dude, bro. Come on. I'm trying to log
What the fuck is that shit?
This site is ass!
This site is shit!
This site is dog shit!
I mean who is that chanting tatum?
What the fuck?
I'm getting modbed by a high schooler dude!
Fuck!
Shine your flashlight on your face, trust me.
Ron, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm getting mugged by a high school kid, y'all.
I'm getting mugged by a high school kid, y'all.
Where is he?
Where is he?
Is that you?
Is that really Jinxie, bro?
Is that actually you?
Hello.
I need this please God come on give it to me please fuck you I need this one
he's not bro you're not like in the DC stop
oh seven point oh seven point oh there we go take off the headset okay all right we
We go no headset plus flashlight.
If my score doesn't go up, this website is a flaw.
We go no headset plus flashlight.
What type of cheese is that? He's doing something with his hand.
Chet, let's get cheating. He's doing some weird shit with his hand.
Yeah, random number generator. Yo, bro, this site is random number generator.
Nothing we do ma- Guys, I don't wanna play this fucking site!
I don't want to play this.
It's tech.
Mode, okay, okay.
No, no, no, everything's a mode.
Okay, okay, okay.
Dude, he's doing some meta thing.
No, no, he doesn't meta thing, chat.
Look, look, look, I'm gonna do it.
Chat, he's doing a meta thing, y'all.
Swipe the cam. No, no, this is what he does. Yeah, this is the cheese
He did that five times I like it and his score kept going up
This guy like bro people are try-hards on fucking old model
You're a try hard on fucking old model bro. What the fuck?
Your chat yes or no is this website a random number generator or am I chopped the honest?
Your camera angle is bad. It's not my camera angle. It's my fucking camera
Let me show you the camera that I use, bro. Let me take a picture of this
Bro chat. That's why I I always look more choppy than I am y'all look
This is the camera I'm using chat
Look
Can y'all see that? That's the fucking camera I use
I've broken like 15 of these
Just why I actually look worse on screen, bro
My camber nerfs the titty milk out of me, dude.
I'm still fucking sub three, fuck!
Can I get out of Hilo ever? What? Jesus!
I'm still sub three, oh my god!
Do the only pixel attack, bro. I think it's just random number generator. Fuck this site!
It's watching YouTube today bro. It's just a random number generator. It's all it is bro. That's all it is. That's all that shit it is.
I might play again tomorrow, but I need to bring out tech bro. I need to find tech in it bro.
That's my baby.
A-I-I-E
iPhone case with
lipstick on it
Alright chat, we got it a banger.
We got it a banger.
We got it a fucking banger fucking video today.
We got it a banger fucking video today y'all.
Wait chat!
I've never played any-
Just a sec, wait.
We didn't watch this right?
We didn't not watch this.
We watched!
Didn't we watch this?
No, I don't think we did watch this. No, we watched, um, what did we watch? We watched
something else.
Yeah, I want to give out two options. Um, should we do this video or the seven levels
of gaming addiction?
We did.
Wait, we did?
We know we watch anything else I thought
Bro, I don't remember watching it chat wait, I'm in the thumbnail of this brimming the thumbnail of this
Chatter you want to watch this?
Covet is what it used to be
Play the typing game fuck that game fuck that game, bro
Another one.
All right, chat, y'all ready?
Y'all ready, y'all ready?
Chat, which one, which one, which one?
Which one, which one, which one, which one?
React to TikToks that we tag you in.
That's actually a good idea.
Video game. Bro, that's actually a good idea.
I'll do that after.
That's actually a good idea.
That is actually the best idea ever.
All right, are y'all ready? Are y'all ready?
Ladies and gentlemen, we got the seven levels
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The seven levels of gaming addiction.
And now we've all played a video game before in our life.
The most addicted I've ever been to a video game in my entire life was my junior year of high school.
I would raise my hand and ask the teacher to go to the bathroom and I would play two battles of Clash Royale every time, every period.
That's how addicted I was to that game. That was my junior year of high school.
Time, unless your parents were just ops. Unless you really hated them.
So we all fall in the spectrum somewhere and I'm sure you'll find out where you are throughout this video.
So here we go. The seven levels of gaming addiction. And we'll start. Whoa. What is his poster?
Down boy.
The levels of gaming addiction. And we'll start with level zero. The Friends House gamer. Now this
kid, pretty self-explanatory. He would go to Friends House and play video games. That's-
This is what I did before my mom got me an Xbox. Shout out to my mom, dude.
Jack, uh, my mom got us an Xbox 360 and we four-way shared it. Or no, three-way shared it. Me and my
two brothers but before that I would just go over to my cousin's house and like play games.
You don't own a console at this level and you just play whenever you're on.
But these people are always the happiest people in the world bro. The people that don't even own
consoles and they're just like oh yeah man like I'll play some FIFA. Like they're always just the
happiest people in the world. Offered. And it's never at your own house. It's literally impossible
to get addicted because you don't even have a console or you don't even play. Now once you try
right out at your friend's house or whatever situation it may be you play the game for
the first time and then you decide you know what I'm gonna invest in a console you are
now at level one noob slash carefree now I fucking lie at this level right here bro
I used to be I used to be way up there like level five which you'll see later but now I'd
say I'm a level one I would just play whatever console it was whenever I felt like it which
isn't really often my first time playing was a dude I would never forget to this day bro
I got the Xbox 360, we had a default gamer tag.
It was like clay-ish tack with like a bunch of numbers after it.
And then we changed the name to Swagalicious 79 because Swagalicious 69 was taken.
Completely different true story and experience than it is now.
I remember the very first day I was introduced to a console.
So we got the Wii for my dad's birthday.
This was not for my birthday.
And of course, I was really confused as to what it was at first.
But the fact that you could choose what you do in the game to my little timmy
mind, that was so amazing.
Yeah, I'm going to be honest, bro.
We doesn't get talked about enough or appreciated enough as like one of the
greatest consoles of all time, because we actually got you like fit, bro.
You got it in shape, bro.
Y'all remember vSports and they came out with vSports resort.
Y'all are doing the tennis, the baseball.
Baseball was my thing on vSports.
I would grind, bro.
If you're a kid nowadays and you're coming up and you're 12 or 13 and you don't even know what a we is
I legitimately feel bad for you bro
Bro y'all remember Mario Kart Wii Mario Kart Wii if you're a kid and you never got to experience Wii
I'm actually so sorry bro. Like I'm legitimately so sorry your childhood. It's just chopped but in reality
I know shit you can do whatever you want with your time
But apparently it was like endless opportunities in Mario Kart Wii for me and once I am lost
Giddy Kong. Nope. All right. Good bye. I fell in love with playing video games like me and my Wii like the Wii was my fucking wifey
And we were about and then when you would finally get the Wii staring wheel literally just for Mario Kart
That's how much motion Mario Kart had bro. We literally introduced its own freaking like
Ah, ah, controller, just to play Mario Kart.
Oh my God, bro.
Again, married and have a ceremonial ass wedding.
Okay, anyway, I'm getting off topic.
But once you play on like a sort of schedule,
like you start to play, I don't know,
let's say like an hour or two hours,
you are now on level two.
You get on with the homies fairly consistently
and now you spend a bit of time playing.
It could range from like an hour to two hours.
If the game is-
This is like, whoa, he's siege cutting this video?
This is like my IRL friends, bro.
Like, they'll play Xbox once a month for like, two hours.
Huge skill gap.
Well, you're not gonna be good at it yet.
You're not gonna be an absolute nerd at the fucking game
or whatever it is.
You know, you're pretty content with where you are
and skill level.
And you don't really care to improve,
which honestly, you know, that's probably better.
Or else you will fall into the trap of level three.
You start to get a little bit competitive at the game.
It's nice to be competitive in situations.
You know, you're just gonna be a bum
and get nowhere in life if you're not.
At this stage, you want to get to the top, you want to beat the game, you want to get to a high rank,
you have the goal in mind to catch them all and fucking Pokemon, whatever it is,
because there's something about it just gives you dopamine, just getting these accomplishments in the video game.
Which honestly, now looking back is kind of weird.
You know, I thought I'd get dopamine from accomplishing things like in real life,
but I guess to me, as a little Timmy, it was all about the game, collecting them Pokemon,
trying to unlock all the characters in Mario Kart, which is when you start to play like two to three hours a day.
I don't know the recommended amount or whatever it is, but I would not recommend passing this level me personally because some people at
This level begins her age, especially when you get really attached to a certain game. You'll start to rage at it more
Every time I died in Mario Bros. We I would just plunge onto the couch and just start kicking my feet in the air
It was really harmless for each but now we go on to level four, which is where the toxic
This is where people, some people, begin to start raging.
Now if the game is a giant skill gap, it's like fucking huge.
They're gonna grind, they're gonna be on that john for like a while, and they're still gonna suck.
And they're gonna suck because, well, it's a huge learning curve, and they-
Yeah, I didn't even realize it when you map it out like this, but like, some people that play games don't even get math.
There are low cortisol gamers out there, bro.
Like the level one, level two, where they just don't really care.
Like, I actually forgot that there's such thing as being a low cortisol gamer.
That must be nice, bro.
Yeah, I'm sure they're determined to get better at the game, so they're gonna get mad.
And they're gonna keep making the same mistakes over and over again.
Fuck my blue Torlixer again!
Oh no, please, please, please, please, please, please!
Don't get this at me, no!
And of course, yeah, this guy's, oh wow, why don't loser, he's doing his little, heeheeh.
Thank you for all that, in a fucking bag of chits, cause he won a game to splash Royale.
Dude, who the hell are you screaming at?
Uh, I don't know.
But when I started to care so much about a video game, just the rage would just begin
to build up, more and more.
And if you have like a competitive nature like I did-
That's the thing bro, if you play competitive games, yeah, it's just a natural progression
if you like competitive games.
But bro, there's also a lot of people who just play games and they literally just play
like single player games, bro.
It would be game like you want to be the best.
So some people are just going to get bad and I happen to be one of them.
Now there were other games like Shooter games.
Now these set me off the fucking edge, bro.
Cool.
Although then, Jon said rated M, yeah, I was not fucking mature enough to play them, Jonathan.
So let me tell you, because at level 5, you begin to become very competitive at a game.
And this may cause...
Bro, if this is level 5, what is level 7?
What is level 7, dude?
Some rage.
Is it just Dantez?
A lot of rage.
Especially those bad days where you're playing like shit.
At this level, if you're not cooking at like every second of the game,
It's a big deal.
Now, I was heavily addicted to a few games in my time,
like Fortnite and Rainbow Six Siege.
What?
No way.
It was bad, so bad.
You know, all I would think about was Rainbow Six Siege
and getting my rank up.
Or, yo, chat, have y'all ever had a dream
about a video game, bro?
Have y'all ever had a dream about a video game
that you're playing that day?
That's how you know you're cooked, bro.
And Fortnite and getting the Ws or whatever it was.
Those two games I specifically-
Bro, I used to get dreams of dropping like 25 kills in ranked lobbies.
I'm not even kidding.
Remember, because it was my freshman year.
And this for me was probably peak video game addiction.
And now I was getting close to like streamer hours on the game.
It was getting bad, even though I was making no funds, none.
I was doing this shit for free, bro.
I guess I wanted to be like the best out of my friend group.
I don't even know, like I-
That is such-
Oh my god, that is so real, bro.
I swear to God, the number one way to get motivation to get good at a game is you just
want to be the best in your friend group because it's attainable and that like you can set
your mind to it, bro.
I just wanted to be the best like no one ever was.
At this stage, I wanted to be like the talk of the friend group.
I don't know because we would all be squandering up or whatever it was playing duos.
Maybe I wanted to get a high rank for bragging rights or something like, yeah guys, I'm a
platinum and rainbow or whatever.
I got a 70 kill win.
We would all try to one-up each other on the game, basically, that's how it would go.
Well, for the ones who are competitive, if you had a competitive team, if you were playing
a team game, they would get on your head if you're doing ass, which would create even
more-
Yeah, this is peak gaming, bro.
Like, you and your four friends screaming at each other as to who sold the game.
Oh, wait.
Uh, where's the bomb?
What did you say?
I can't hear you down there.
On the bottom of the leaderboard!
What are you doing down there?
Get some fucking kills, fuck!
You ain't doing shit with this team.
I'll tell you where the bomb is if you get a kill.
Yeah, I can't hear you down there. It's just absolutely timeless, bro. It's basically a free throw. I mean, I
Can't hear you down there. How's the weather down there dead people don't talk
If you're dead, why are you talking games or you're spectating for a reason? I mean, there's a lot
There's a lot of them, bro. How's the weather down there might actually be my favorite though easy bra
I'm not gonna lie if your teen composure gets fucked up like G fucking G bro. You're screwed
It's just gonna be rage-central and that John no one's gonna be had like that right mind said nothing's gonna happen now
I will see yeah, what would you say is the best game to play with your friends like if you have a friend group
What is the best game to play with your friends?
Because like a game like leave you literally can't you can only play with one friend. Yeah, what is the best game to play with your friends?
Siege minecraft. Oh my god
wait
Holy fucking shit. You're right. It would be Minecraft. Oh my god. Yeah, you start a um
You literally start a world with your friends, bro
I swear to God dude
Everybody has like a Minecraft phase with their friends where they play every day for a month and then they never touch the world again
Bro, my IRL friends who literally play Xbox like once a month had a Minecraft world
for a month. And they don't even play games.
We have the professional. This motherfucker either is a professional making the bread,
which you know what, I fucking respect that. W grind set. That is pretty cool that you
can make video games and make money in this economy. That's pretty fire. But if you're
that one motherfucker with TTV and your goddamn name, knowing damn well you don't stream on
Twitch, who the fuck are you? And every time-
Yeah, white people do this. There's like, dude, there's so many people who have TTV
in the name who don't stream. What is the point?
We kill them, we would check to see if they were actually a streamer.
And see if they're like an actual active streamer.
If they were, oh, you bet we would troll them.
And now there's this other thing that we would all laugh about,
which is why I never got past level five was because there was this thing that Ninja did
with like gaming stretches, energy drinks and all this other shit.
And I promised myself I will never stretch before a fucking video game.
And I'm glad I didn't. And I'm glad I never drink G Fuel but enhance my reaction time to like 0.02 seconds.
Because of-
Yeah, I don't think any of like...
I don't know, any of like caffeine or energy drinks doesn't really help.
And I'm like addicted to energy drinks and caffeine.
But all you gotta do is just sleep good, eat good, and drink a lot of water.
And then get out in the sun.
And then you're like absolutely good to play games.
You gotta fuck ton of caffeine in it, that show will give me the jitters.
And yeah, level six you'll start to drink-
And this will help for 20 minutes and then you just literally have a sugar crash immediately.
Like, energy drinks are probably the most counterproductive thing to do right before
you're about to play.
Caffeinated drinks to enhance performance, gaming stretches, because one, it's your
job, or two, you're a wannabe that doesn't even grind.
Like how can you even expect to blow up if you're not even streaming or posting videos,
whatever, it's like you gotta be consistent, bro.
Just fucking around playing the game isn't gonna do shit for you.
Now for content creators, this is where they stop, because well, they have a life.
And this is where most people,
Oh, I don't know.
Bro, my peak addiction when I was streaming,
I would play, I mean, y'all remember the OGs.
I would do ranked streams for literally eight to 10 hours a day every day.
In 2020, 2021 and 2022, I would stream ranked for eight to 10 hours a day.
Now, I don't do that anymore because like, I don't want to like literally die at the age of 29.
should stop if they've even gotten to this point and now we're at level 7 and
this isn't where it stops this is not the max there is a level infinity but at
level 7 this is where gaming begins to get in the way of life all right this is
no longer- oh yeah I'm not gonna lie I've been here before not anymore but I've been
here I'm not gonna lie under a hobby this is your fucking life now you are
slowly spending more and more time as the levels went on but now it's your
entire life when you start to miss important things for the game, or your whole day revolves
around the game.
And if you even do go outside, you will be reppin' the gaming merch.
I pa-
Mee-ho.
It was my game to-
Someone sent me this exact shirt in fan mail.
This shirt is actually Riz.
Be here?
Huh?
He's puttin' that shit on.
Look at Sheldon.
He's drippin'.
Yeah, they will have some fit on like this.
This is where the Discord Moderator Timing begins.
They start to gain a fair amount of weight
and the Pudge, they start to get some Pudge in their life.
And then they begin to neglect hygiene
and all this other stuff.
Yeah, no, I've been here, bro.
I'm not gonna lie to you, dude.
For the games, let me get the maximum amount
of time possible.
They just throw self-care out of the window.
Yep, bro, 2021, I think was my worst year for gaming.
I literally would stream rank for nine hours
And then every night, I'm not kidding when I say this,
every night, I would order a Domino's handmade pan pizza
and some nights I would order the lava cake.
I legitimately think I gained like,
in 2021 I might have gained 30 pounds.
I lost it all, but yeah, that's where I was at.
This point.
I was a fucking shut.
The game over themselves at this point.
Poor sleep, poor hygiene, poor self-care at this level.
Yeah, the only thing that's going through your mind
once you reach this point is like what your rank is.
That's what I'm gonna go through in my mind.
You don't care about anything else.
Whatever your rank is, it's not good enough
and you want to just keep getting higher.
And the higher you climb, the more you have to sacrifice.
Because that's how it is, bro.
You're not gonna be a top 50 player on a ranked leaderboard
if you have any hygiene or exterior life at all.
But a level of-
Let alone a girlfriend.
Infinity gets far worse.
Now this-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, he has a level of infinity.
level I'm gonna refer to as the Sam level or the Eric Cartman level now these
are two characters from TV shows I my god is he gonna reference the world of
Warcraft South Park episode that's my favorite South Park episode of all time
still watch I still watch South Park but total drama was a classic now this
motherfucker Sam had a DS everywhere he went he had that shit on him 24-7 some
motherfucker could have been getting eaten by a bear next to him roles still be
playing his video game brah and there was even one episode where he saw the goddamn
universe as a digital fucking reality and that opened my eyes a little bit like
maybe this is a little bit more than a hobby for me now at the Eric Cartman level
there was one episode in South Park this dude game thinking fucking propped you
cannot tell me this setup in this yes the world of war crap episode this episode
is so peak base does not speak true gaming addiction this dude wanted bro he
he should show the guy they were going against.
Beat some like Discord mod ass-
Yeah, yeah, there he is, there he is.
Who's are that again?
He literally grinded 24-7, he pissed and shit in a bucket.
That was pretty rough, but it was a funny episode,
nonetheless, but yeah.
Mom!
Mom, shit bucket, shit bucket now.
That, or what did he say?
And what did we learn?
No, no, that's what he said.
Mom, bathroom, bathroom now.
Pfft, he was just like, okay.
No one's ever reached that level, I hope.
I
Have to play that clip. I love that episode. Well, it's an addiction once it starts again the way of your life
Yeah, and you got mad over the smallest shit on the game. I know you enjoyed
Click it go follow my Instagram and Pete the Spotify pod. Let me say this dude. Let me say this bro
There is no amount of joy in the world
You can get from a video game to where it should completely shut off your social life
or just your hygiene and your self-care as a human being, bro.
Because you're going to be at your happiest when you feel your best, bro.
Take it from me, bro.
In 2021, I was literally playing 10 hours of R6 a day and eating like an absolute pig.
Wasn't getting out of the sun.
I was pale.
I had terrible acne.
I was tired all the time, like always tired.
Pounding energy drinks do not go down that path.
It is not worth it.
It's literally a virtual frickin' rank, bro.
You can still be also you can still be the highest make it a game playing like two three hours a day unless it's weak
Unless it's me because then I don't know
But yeah, bang or video bro nothing has changed mark nothing changed revive the we
Dude, I want to play we I want to do a stream where we play
Bro, I want to do a stream where we play. Oh my god. I
I want to do a stupid replay we bro. All right chat. Let's do tiktoks that y'all tag me in bro
Chad tiktoks that y'all tag me in all right
Chat literally just tag me in tiktoks. All right, bro. Literally just tag me in tiktoks chat
We're gonna see how good we are at stalling today
All right, here we go chat today. We're doing tiktoks that y'all tag me in. Let's do it
Recruit right wait, this is the old tiktok. What the hell is so tiktok
This is a big tiktok, okay guys tag me in tiktoks. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go
Okay, wait wait wait wait here we go here we go
Guys what like bro what what is this?
yo what the fuck is this like a thirst trap
yo bro what if this exists okay next one next one what the hell's an
a legitour. Oh, it's getting deeper. Oh, I didn't want to get my shorts wet. Oh, there
What?
What?
I'm gonna go to the park. I'll pay for it.
I'm gonna go to the park.
I'm gonna go to the park.
I'm gonna go to the ice-cream.
I got it.
Go get it.
Bro, what is this song?
I always hear this song on TikTok.
Bro
Chat what is the name of the song bro?
What is the name of this one? I
Don't know. I don't know
imposter syndrome
Wait, was that the that's the bit that's the Vinland saga guy, right?
Vinland saga guy just need to watch it
What show is this chat? What show is this bro?
Peek Peek Peek Peek anime
Shangri-La
What?
Alright got another one
But those years ago
Don't worry babe
What is this bro?
Like guys
I mean Jesus Christ dude
As long as I've got my
You need to get banned
That doesn't even look like me
I was I was told I don't have to carry a weapon come again step forward
I can't be here open 12 on master yee that's my type of game bro that is my
type of game all right mention in this one you look like a funny guy and I'm
having a bad day could you possibly tell me a joke
Okay, wait what?
That was good, that was good, I like that joke.
Wow. Get a bite of your frosting. I've seen this. I've seen this. Get a bite of your frosting.
Wow. Yo bro. What the fuck dude? Get a bite of your frosting. Why are people typing Darth
Get a bite of your frosting.
Okay, what is this?
I thought you were some kind of geek or something.
What?
I didn't realize you had so much of your little stuff going on in your head.
I wanted to be a gunslinger when I go to war.
Oh my goodness, Bobby.
Wait
Jack Marston is he in red dad one chat is Jack Marston in red dad one
Spoiled
Mara yo, I'm not watching these brain rot fucking tiktoks. I'm not watching these
I never saw the Minecraft movie. Was it good chat? I never saw the Minecraft movie.
I don't make me see. Bro, what? Okay, let's listen to this song, bro.
This is the name of the song that I always sing.
I suffer a walk in every day and I hand my legs to the field
I give my hand to the wish
Every other day I'm wondering
What's a human being gotta be like
What's a way to just be competent
Is sweet instincts run my life Every other day I'm wondering
Was it a mistake to try and define What I'm certain's mad in the confidence
Is sweet instincts run my life I can't smell your lips all the time
Bro, this song is good!
I gotta put my playlist!
This is a banger, bro.
This song reminds me of Beach Bunny, that artist.
It's only a month old, what?
We got a new up and coming artist, dude.
Sydney Gish, wow, bro.
Only a month old.
GG YouTube, nah, chat, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
I bet it's GG's, but it's okay.
I'll fix it.
I'll fix it.
All right, I'll be back in like 29 seconds, bro.
What games do we play now?
What games do we play now?
Guys, should we do?
Oh, we're going to do GTRP on Monday because we're waiting for it to update.
Should we do?
I actually don't know what we should do.
So what games should we play?
you
you
you
All right chat chat I got news
I got news, I got news, I got news, listen up y'all.
Bro, bro, hi guys, are you like addicted to this game, bro?
Chad, I got news.
Tonight at 10pm in five hours.
Me and queso are going to play.
Subnautica too.
24
Probably like an hour and a half and then I'm gonna sit and drink out in that midnight chat
We're gonna play some out of you. I only have
four or five hours of playtime on some notica
Maybe six, but I hope it's good. I hope it's good. I hope it's good
Yeah, we'll get on some out of you at 10 at 10 at 10 all right, um
Okay chat lots, bro. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun now chat. What should we play?
What game should we play, bro?
Grind League. I could grind League until then. I don't know.
Chat. Um, I could grind R6 too. I don't know. I don't know.
Jamshu-dash. Um, you know, man, I
don't know if I'm, I want to be tortured right now. That game's gonna be a torture simulator.
That game's gonna be a torture simulator. Chat, League of Legends or R6? What do y'all think, dude?
What do y'all think, dude?
League of Legends or R6 chat, what do y'all think?
CS?
I put CS in a minute, it's not a terrible shout out of you, chicken-deadies.
Okay.
R6, CS go, League of Legends from the poll.
R6, League of Legends, CS go from the poll.
What's a human being and gotta be?
What's a human being and gotta be?
Shai-San gives you one.
A gold is called in your name.
Or you want me to do cases?
OK, CS cases.
Maybe we'll do a game first.
CS cases, League of Legends, or R6, both of it.
Chat vote, chat vote, chat vote, vote, vote.
Cast your vote, cast your vote.
Jade to both with a tier one, Mary thinking the prime.
Jade's the one, parking to one.
Yes, we're gonna do sub two tonight, bro.
We're gonna play Submatica two, but K-Sub for a little bit.
Hi, guys, can we get the countdown on screen?
R6 wins it, okay.
Jack, I probably will.
Bro, y'all gonna do cases later maybe?
I don't know.
I'll figure something out, Jack, okay?
But let's get on our six.
We do gotta get championed.
Jack, let's get it on our six.
Boys, let's get it on our six.
I've been having so much fun on T's lately, bro.
I'm looking very forward to the next season too.
Looking very forward to the next season.
Jack, and then we could decide if we wanna do
before K-Stone gets on,
because y'all know K-Stone gets on late.
Before queso gets on for subnautica, we could do CS cases or what you recall it at league.
I'm kind of down for both.
We haven't done cases in a minute chat in a minute.
It's been a long time.
What's a human being gotta be.
Dude, I love that song.
Oh, it finally turned my PC hours.
chat remember I was glitching and saying 7000 not so many playtime hours I have
on PC in my entire life hundred ninety that's nothing bro that means I have
30,000 hours on console in a hundred and ninety on PC I'm afraid as you'll know
we're trying to solo queue to champion on PC dude we're trying bro we're fucking
trying chat that is the goal we're trying to solo queue to champion on PC
See guys tomorrow. I know I've said this 95 times, but
I'm so excited for tomorrow, bro. I've never been more excited for a probing match of siege in my life
stopping versus spoilt
Best of three on the main stage quarter finals Salt Lake City major on the
Yeah, I'm excited about I'm literally excited dude stopping versus spoilt tomorrow, bro
For example, when he gets into the semis Sundays, the new season reveal with grand finals after it's going to be a great week y'all.
We're going to be chat tonight. We're going to play some Nautica 2 with Keso like an hour and a half.
And then we're going to listen to the whole entire Drake album because I'm fucking excited.
Whole entire Drake album rated at one to 10.
And yeah, bro, tomorrow's going to be peak bro.
This whole weekend is going to be peak to this artist major is going to be seeing them up.
But I'm so excited for tomorrow chat seriously
When I saw that on Twitter when I saw that on Twitter, bro, I like I like fainting. What is this?
Hi guys, what is this? What is this?
Hi guys, these are all old as shit are there new ones
Hi guys, what what do you show me?
Wait, let me get chat on my right-side monitor.
1v1 squirtle?
Dude, if I play him on PC, I think I'll win.
What's a human being gotta be?
All right, chat.
There we go.
The last one I played is quarter like Eden, I don't know, I don't know if I want to play
him.
Should I I'm lagging check that I lag out you guys made it won't be won't squirt
you
Hi guys, what time does the album drop, bro? 12 or 945?
Uh, I have no clue. I thought it was 12. Every album drops from 12.
Why are people starting 945? Is it just the episode?
Yeah, just like the teaser?
Yeah. Bro.
For sure.
You know what, Chad? I'll just call Drake right now.
Kidding.
Chad, you know what? Let me just call Drake, bro.
Let me call Drake. I'll just figure it out right now.
Hey, Siri, call hi, guys.
All right, come on, all right, all right, wait, maybe Lowe's would know, Chat Lowe's
would know, most would definitely know, most would for sure know, let me call Lowe's actually.
That's a human being, he didn't got a fee.
Chet, I'm calling Lose, I want to figure out.
Now call has been phoned.
Wait, he hung up, he hung up.
It didn't ring the whole way, he declined it.
Chet, you know how you can tell when somebody,
bro, he declined it, bro.
Now Lose is asleep.
Check, who else would know when the album drops?
Oh, it's gotta be at midnight, right?
It's gotta be at midnight.
It's gotta be at midnight.
It's gotta be at midnight, dude.
It has to be at midnight.
It's gotta be at midnight, yo It's gotta be at midnight, it's gotta be at midnight
Ron?
How the fuck would Ron know when Drake's album drops?
What are y'all saying?
Oh, Loser's got him, here we go.
This guy will know.
This guy will know.
Yo, Loser, what's up, dude?
I need three, I mean, you need three of those.
Get it up.
Bro, where are you at right now, bro?
Dude, I'm on the best one. I'm doing playstations.
Do I need three playstations?
No, bro, you're definitely in like a drive through.
Most listen, bro.
What time, sorry.
Loads, listen, bro.
What time does Drake's album drop?
My whole chat is saying you would know.
Um, so at 945 is episode four of Iceman, so that's gonna play on, I think it's on
this YouTube.
Wait, Los, why are you, um, Los, why is your voice slow down?
Yeah, yeah, dude, you're calling me asking, you're at a drive through, why is your voice
slow down?
Are you fucking brainrided?
Like you need to, dude, I understand, like you're like dedicated to streaming like cool
bro, you stream all the time, cool.
But like, bro, you're literally, you're fried, like, you're fucking the head, it's fried.
You don't have a normal brain anymore.
I hope you know that, bro.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm pretty sure you didn't go to college too.
So I think you just like, I think it's been a long time since you like, learned shit.
And I think you've thought through it, obviously, right?
Okay, I'm sorry.
That was a low blow, but seriously, bro, that continued.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, so yeah.
So yeah, 945, that's when the episode drops.
And when that ends, his album's going to come out.
And I think it's like a normal like midnight release, but it could be it could be earlier
Who knows it might just drop what he ends that so you kind of guys be like paying attention to that and and now there's a rumor
That there's two albums that are dropping. I don't think that's true, but it's it's a it's a rumor from some people so fuck
Okay. Yeah, all right. All right. All right. Sounds good man. Appreciate it, bro
Thanks for listening. Listen when you when you want it's all glitter. Just let me know. Yes, bro
Yeah, yeah, we'll do an album review after bro
Yeah, I mean if I'm like able to like move yeah, so I might like I said like I'm gonna try to die
Bro like what like who does this shit? Yo, bro. It's a it's a hangs up
Bro, it's an album bro. Like you're not when you're getting hammered over an album
How good could the album be how good could the album be bro? Yeah, I'm gonna say um
Um, chat, would you just do subnautica like tomorrow night then?
Because I want, one, I want to be able to play longer and two, I don't want to play
subnautica when the album drops.
Let's do subnautica tomorrow, chat, because I want to be able to play longer and I know
but chat, it'll be better because I'll be able to play subnautica longer.
I need to listen to that album, I need to listen to that album, bro, dude, I will place
them out from tomorrow because then we'll play an album.
Get it on leak.
What?
Stop and place tomorrow.
No, but some place tomorrow in the afternoon, not tomorrow night, not tomorrow night, not
tomorrow night, not tomorrow night, not tomorrow night.
Because that will be able to like me in case to be able to play some not like for more
than an hour and a half.
We'll figure it out, bro.
But at 945, we'll knock in mojo, I think it's your one mojo appreciate you mojo.
Uh, why do I not have a rank?
I just took me 9 minutes to realize that.
Where's my rank at?
Where's my rank at?
Hello?
Uh, am I playing Evil R6 today?
Where's my rank?
Okay, I was about to say, I thought I was just gonna be unranked.
Alright guys, could we hit Diamond today?
I don't know.
Did you play Squirtle? I texted him.
Yeah, I texted him. I might want to be one Squirtle after this.
Yo.
Child play Squirtle after this game.
Yo. Yo, that's out the top.
Oh, that's out the top.
Where does Drake buy his ice man?
What's up, bro?
Oh, bug, uh, not buga.
I never said buga.
Oh, my bad.
The Drake mall.
Are you going to play League with Don't Test today?
I don't know.
I'm kind of sad.
Probably.
It was my silver game.
I got sold.
I had PC flat and they just told me to shut up every time I talk.
You know what I did to him?
What?
What did you say to him?
No, it's what I did to him.
I eliminated him.
And he didn't like that.
You TK'd?
Yeah.
I mean, he did forebake someone.
And someone that he was cheating.
I felt the need to execute him, you know?
Yes, I'm good at this stuff, bro.
I'm just trying to help the PC players, you know?
TTS, please?
High-five is one minute, TTS.
wait are you on console?
yeah
wait
wait you're on console?
yeah, wait
wait, what's your B-crack on console?
bro
uh, copper?
Deskating, get the cam.
The bomb location has been compromised.
Swabby mags.
Jammer ready.
Swabby mags!
Swabby mags!
Five seconds to assertion.
What's your hop worth located in the bomb?
Gotta be prepared.
Jay, you wanna see how to get it a free kill in seeds every time?
this is awkward this is awkward oh my god bro jimsy what's up bro what's up dude bro
that's crazy I always want to play with you right here I recognize your voice when you
That's crazy
Well nice to meet you man, let's win this game
Ain't our underscore egas is soup chid 300 bits pageancy
I'm on it right now open your eyes, bro
I need to know how to speak.
I thought it was the first of them all.
Frank's getting higher.
I'm not answering. I'm not answering for the rest of the game.
Come on
Nice guy
Thanks guys, thanks guys!
Carried? Yep. Good team, good team, good team. Sensitivity, thank you for the gift, thank you.
Bro, this could be a beautiful session of rank for we just win, win, win.
I'm the fucking desk, oh my god.
Miho. Miho, Miho.
Me help me help me help me help
What are you playing Samaritan 2?
Leelite, one shared, one hornet bits. Bring back deal or no deal please, jungle.
I think tomorrow night, I'll play Samaritan 2.
What's a human being gotta be?
Jixie, Iceman is gonna be trash. Now I have a good feeling about it. I like the name of the album and I like the album cover.
I have a good feeling about it. I feel like it's gonna be actually fucking insane
Like it just I don't know it's something feels right about it
I'm feeling it's gonna be endless bangers. I feel like it's gonna be endless bangers bro legitimately
There is no cover well not to cover the blue the blue thing I don't know I
Just like the name of the album, bro. I have a feeling it'll be good
But it also could be shit
And I want to do I want to do an album review with loads
A buck 42 cheered 100 bits came it's your old joke
Remember I would keep you minging the showers smallest beckon on the team yo
Don't snowman get the fuck out of the street
5 seconds.
Losus OVO's David Soltner?
I know.
Jamboree, you are up for it.
Located above.
It's gotta repeat.
Jamboree.
I'll get you back.
19-Clockman.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'm whipping around.
This love of my brother's been dead to a traitor.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
to a trader. Let's go! Let's go, let's go!
Wrong side!
Did he shoot my cock?
What did I die to?
What did I die to?
What the fuck did I die to?
What did I die to?
You one shot me even when you hit my toe?
What?
So you have a Cait and a Bandit and they still throw my Qwala.
Chat, I want to be one squirtle after this game.
And see.
The last time we played I beat them.
Go to him.
Winnable!
Winnable!
Winnable!
Winnable!
Winnable!
Winnable!
Winnable!
Winnable, winnable. You guys got him.
One friend on the screen.
This lesion's actually him. This lesion's him.
NO!
Shared 100 bits. Can the ugly raccoon leave the screen, please?
The mission failed. All friendlies were eliminated.
I don't see a ugly raccoon on the screen, bro.
I don't see a ugly raccoon on the screen. What are you- what are you saying?
What are you saying, bro?
Yo, uh, guys, that one's on me.
I just, uh, got sniped in my toe or something.
Oh, the ugly raccoon is bottom left.
Great.
Great, bro.
Oh, one.
I think I'm gonna turn one, baby.
I think we should go bar, guys.
I think we should go bar.
That's my, uh, expert opinion here.
Alright frost what my Aruni GG we win
Well my slash Jager and we win the game
Everybody makes sure you have a camera
100 bits hey Nick, it's you know, you did you read the dog tags I send love your brother. Oh, no, I didn't I still have no doubt
No, I got stuff. I'll read them tonight. You can see what it's Iceman and Drake Salvo.
Drake Salvo, Drake Salvo. Protect the bombs.
Barra, are we going basement? Wait, but guys, I thought we were going to go
bar. I thought we were going to go bar. I don't know what happened.
well now we have all the problems
and we're fighting this one out
alright
what the fuck's going on
hold fortify
I
Didn't know you streamed on there. Yo, bro shut the fuck up
Why Jack 100% locked tomorrow night me in case we're gonna play some life lock lock
Who is drake I think like the most famous rapper of all time
that's all I think
you
I'm tired
bitch I'm fucking Cali
he almost
almost said something
there's a snakesbush in the wild
I think we're in like the sweatiest lobby ever right now
Oh no wait nevermind my team is brained out and we went to the wrong side I forgot.
Skylux, Carol cheered 300 bits.
Here it's me, Sky your mod I play League of Legends right now.
Let me know bro.
of
of
of
of
of
The Asian brothers go back downstairs.
Just a little prick.
Holy backseat game.
Saying to not peek in a 3D one is not backseat gaming, that's called being a human being.
Ethan, quit. I each cheered 100 bits.
Someone make allegations against Jinx.
Again, what like who types that who think who thinks of that and then said it? Why would you want that? Oh?
My god
I'll see why you got team killed last game.
Xehan figured it out.
Now I see why this guy got team killed.
Legion, what's up, bro?
Yo Jinx, you are at PC, bro.
Xenfx shared 100 bits.
Hey Jinx, see it's your long lost brothers, the Tweedle twins.
It's sad to see you've stuck to your shotgun crutch ways.
Uh, Yo bro, I'm sorry, what'd you say like are you doing like a PC the champion like PC?
Yeah, I'm trying to what a dumb ass fucking question. What else would you be doing?
All right
What's it like is like why is the this team it's like this team is so fucking toxic holy shit
Yo, how old are y'all, bro?
Com, or Silver 1 and Brom's 2 guy, how old are y'all?
Yeah, fuck off, pussy.
All right.
Great.
Okay.
Got to locate a bomb, bro.
Got it.
I'm going to make a guess.
I'm going to say 15, bro.
The skid is like a fucking internet warrior.
Must felt shared 100 bits, why is it streaming?
Alright.
Yo, yo bro, ask a legitimate question please, thank you.
10 seconds before insertion Danny they could have 5 gifts in WDM give a chat WDM give a chat
Your mission is to locate and diffuse above
Build a base not a 2 yeah but for me to build a base I need a square unit
this guy watching Joe Park is he is he watching Joe Park right now
you can fuck
Wow
My team is actually good
I'm not baiting bro. We can quite high each shared 100 bits. Yeah, I think I was just his Uber driver
He didn't tip and told me in word. I did not do that. Oh touch shamp
Yo, yo, bro, what do you say? What's going on?
I think I can get a champ off PC.
Are you on console?
Yeah.
You're on console and you're solo queueing.
It's not going to be easy, bro.
I mean, they're on console, so why not PC?
I just want to say I can actually tolerate you that's it
Thank you bro.
Is that like chat what does that mean bro?
What the fuck is Jinxing?
Is that a compliment?
Like what does that mean?
I can actually tolerate you.
What does that mean bro?
I'm sure it's one hundred.
Bro, what are you?
What are you saying, bro?
What are you saying, kid?
What do you mean this better not be him?
Who are you talking about right now, bro?
Why are you so... are you mad cause you're bald?
Drone is located at bomb.
I'm not bald, I have hair on my head.
What are you saying bro? I'm not bald.
You're making me mad.
Okay, alright bro.
I don't care if you're mad.
You're incorrect. I have hair on my head.
I have a bus car.
Five seconds to go.
They know.
You found a bomb.
Make your way to its location and defuse it.
Fuck this kid talking about. Jesus bro.
Bro?
Fuck!
Wait, this guy has shim?
And I have one in all...
What?
Give anybody shim.
I mean, right between those guys never touching shim.
Sorry, Richard. 100 bits.
I just showed you the background.
Painsterm had a prospect involved.
Also, where did the sneakers get their shoes?
The Iceman.
like I'm on a fucking missile how am I dead I broke my camera no no no no no no no no no
No!
Alright, it's back.
Have on me.
That's why you never crouch.
I haven't done you crouch, you guy!
Disney!
Disney!
I don't know why I crouch.
One be one, or four be four, y'all got it.
I'm a rabbit.
Hey, Bomb.
Johnny Underscore's flame cheered 100 bits.
I'm a rabbit.
Now, few jinx.
See, I have been watching you since 2022, and you always make my day.
That's the best.
That's the best.
You really love your real shoes.
Thank you, man.
My device is ready.
You can just walk out of here.
RELOAD!
Go in the room, ass!
I
Get a minute to do that anything pretend give the daddy daddy the chat behind that
Then if you pretend give the baby I have some air jobs
I
Am on the
Bands downstairs and
If they come back
One hundred and nineteen cheered one hundred bits. Yo, Jiggy, when are you finishing fears to fathom?
I jinx you I love you I love seven bye
No, what the fuck you sang gay as fuck
It's okay.
Yo, GG's, guys.
Yo, we just broke up.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Jensy, give me a bowler.
Jensy, give me a bowler.
It's ugly.
No quarters all for the night.
Yeah, there's a little 12-year-old team killing.
No, no quarters all for the night.
Oh, wait.
Let me buy a squirtle.
Let me buy a squirtle.
Let me buy a squirtle.
Let me buy a squirtle.
Let me buy a squirtle.
No quarters all for the night.
All right, chat run predictions.
Liam Glidden 0 for cheered 200 bits, hey, Jink, when are we doing champ to copper?
I'm never going to do that.
All right.
I added them. Squirtle, I added you.
You're doing it right now.
Yep! I've never looked at it!
Squirtle, I'm back!
Squirtle, I'm back, I'm back!
Run predictions, baby, run predictions.
This is gonna be good.
I'm just talking game chat join join join join join join join join ad me
Fuck yeah!
Fuck yeah!
My name's not Gary, bro.
Swirl, where are you at?
Michael, they got a bad gift to Michael.
W Michael in the chat.
You might go to the chat
No, my name is not Gary, bro
So you have snapchat. Yeah, how's that a rose?
How's having snapchat in a rose bro?
Archie, they go down to bitties
You have snapchat too. What are you saying?
Our channel to be on PC. Let's see what happens
Grown-ass man with snapchat
Yo squirtle, what's up, bro?
Yo, you see I'm on PC now, right buddy?
Shiver me timbers, you're playing Squirtle, bro.
Funny guy Caleb, cheered 100 bits.
Hey Jinx, see how's her day going? Have a good rest of your stay.
Hey Squirtle, remember that, bro.
What's it gonna be, and gotta be.
Alright, TTS off for this, we gotta lock in.
We gotta lock in for this.
Calvin, they're gonna be too long, baby.
I'm new to seed, should I play more quick matches
or unranked?
It's all the same.
I mean, unranked is like, more like ranked,
so I guess unranked, but it's all the same.
Yo, Squirtle.
Did you do the voice chat setting so we can talk?
Yeah, Squirtle, I'm on PC now, bro.
Do you think you'll ever beat me again now?
I'm confused.
Hey, no more organ.
I beat you on board last time.
What about to what to work on?
Club, I guess.
Nah, let's.
Okay, okay.
Squirtle, let's play.
You want to play club?
Yeah.
Okay, you said cafe.
Why do you always try to rig it?
You're so.
I'm not rigging it.
It's a different map relax. You're so scared. Never won the one done.
Millionaire
Squirtle we've never won a cafe. Let's play cafe bro. Yes, we have two and a half years ago. We did
How do you even remember that you psychopath?
Because I beat you
okay
Squirtle wait, what about?
bro but club you're just gonna play so
clean you're just gonna put a C4 on the
door and then sit behind server rack
with Bambin mp7 you're just gonna play
disgusting bro play me on cafe bro
not even not even night
see squirtle that's good boy that's the
art of negotiation body don't say good
boy don't say good boy I like this kids
I'm literally like basically double your age, bro. All right, you're nobody compared to me
Squirtle, uh, score prediction, bro. Who do you got? What am I
Look, all I'm gonna say. Well, who do I got? All I'm gonna say squirtle
is the last question about you so a week ago right I message you every day and I
got left on opening every single time and I'm just asking questions left on
open left on open left on open left on open left on open left on open I thought
you were my friend bro so that's what you're a celebrity is it my turn to talk
now so chat I would basically post a snapchat story and then Squirtle would
respond you're ugly we don't care you're ugly we don't care this is why we
don't care you're ugly yeah I'm gonna know what happens from like yeah yeah
no yeah but the thing is you ask me questions after you already I thought
you were my friend bro I thought you were my friend but Squirtle if you're my
My friend, you don't say, you're ugly, this is why we hate you, I hate you, you're ugly.
No, it's called tough love, bro.
That's not, no, that's not, hey buddy, that's not tough love, dude.
That's not tough love.
Five seconds.
Three, two, one.
You're ugly.
I'm just going to use a bomb.
Alright Chad, Jinxie vs. Fortal on PC.
Let's see if I'm really in my prime.
open Mike
all right Squirtle where you at I do button around the corner
you have located a bomb
wow you found a piano it's not a cookie
What's-
Me again, gotta be.
What's-
What are you out of here?
I don't know.
What's...
...negan gotta be?
What's the word? Are you out of here?
Ha ha ha.
Wow!
I know you're on the door on the concrete
You're just gonna sit there with a shotgun, huh?
why are you still peeking are you a topper yeah obviously I don't understand
how you can aim like that on controller I actually think I'm not 30 round I don't
I don't give up. I don't give up. I play this game every day, bro.
Uh, Squirtle, I'm not 30. Like, I'm 24, Squirtle. I'm not 30.
What are you saying? I'm literally not 30.
34. Yeah, you look like 32. I mean, you're looking at an alarming rate, bro.
Why do you sound like Optimus Prime right now, bro?
Do you know that?
In a bad way. He sounds like, Squirtle sounds like Optimus Prime.
I'll try to fix it, hold on.
It's a static it's a static squirtle
All right, so I got a band warden next
Yo, okay, oh
I just think you're like weird you never try to like talk to me
Squirtle you sound static he again while you're trying to get a trip
Squirtle you sound static
All right now. Yeah, I know
Okay, I don't talk to you because you insult me off-stream
You used to talk about how you grew up and be a killer
Yeah, but I post a snapchat story and then your response is you're ugly. What do you want me to respond to it?
I'm not responding
Where's your drum?
Five seconds
Squirtle, where's your drum?
You motherfucker!
I'm located by Op4.
So greedy I knew you would do it!
You're so fucking greedy, Squirtle!
I'm not doing it.
I
I can't kill him!
Yo, how are you aiming like that?
Oh my god!
I don't feel so delayed, bro.
I heard you walk in too.
So, I got a last time we went to your room and-
I got a fairness, I got a fairness, I got a fairness.
Oh, you learned?
Ha ha!
I was actually gonna play that.
You learned from the last game.
Yep, I'm not you who just doesn't learn about anything,
not learn about your looks, don't learn about your weight,
don't learn about like how to get better at the game, you know?
I learn.
I'm pretty, like, I'm not really fat, score no, not fat.
Oh my God, this operator is so broken,
but I'm just so bad with the gun dude,
I'm so bad with the gun.
I guess I could do it now.
This is the best operator in the game for one-by-one time.
I didn't even realize.
Well, then tell me.
You'll know, bro.
I haven't played a 1v1 since this thing's a bit out, I think.
Or maybe I did, maybe I did, maybe I did, maybe I did.
Have I played a 1v1 since this game bit?
Okay, go.
No, since this guy's been out.
Yeah, that means he just came out, then, because you play everywhere.
You're so stupid.
You can't even look up Gibby with her.
You idiot. You special.
Yeah, but you can't counter a snake, it's just broken, unless you don't need it.
Yeah, you can.
How are you gonna counter?
Go to kitchen, look at my operator, bro.
You thought being in one SMV12 could get me off another?
You stupid!
Appreciate the intel, not as much as you.
And then I'll still swing you.
Bro, this map's too big for a 1v1, I think, it's just too... too bad.
The cafe is too idiot.
This is a good map though.
Yeah, we're out of here.
We need to emerald.
Stop them.
Stop them.
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not jumping in. Did you say Sqam? What are you, 30? Sqam, can you bob them?
What's it mean?
What's it mean?
What's it mean?
What's it mean?
Leo has straps.
Yeah, you're obviously a lobby yet, where do you get on your cam?
You've been on your drone for 30 seconds, can't do something and push me, how scared are you?
Relax a little bit.
I hear you outside the window, bro. Like don't do that
Come back in
15 seconds remaining 10 seconds left
5 seconds remaining well on 4 eliminated
My name is an acorn, I should have just named it, but I don't know why I'm named in the worst position.
Get fucking shit on! Get shit on!
Let's go, baby! Come on! Here we go.
Wait, get this brain dead ass operator out of the game.
I want you to be able to actually, like, use your head to find me, not just fucking click a button.
I got one.
Literally can't stand that up.
All right, now we win.
Now we win, let's go to scum.
Bro, Squirtle, I'm just saying, bro.
Last time you won, you were winning, and then I won.
Don't do it again!
Squirtle, I've been, like, bro, I've been
flying down around Siege, bro.
I have a 1.9 at the PC, buddy.
You're not beating me!
You're not beating me, Squirtle!
My stats are always superior, bro.
Shut up.
I'll never compare stats to you, but please don't.
Look, when all I'm saying is Squirtle,
I'm gonna hit Champ on PC this season
with like a 1.7, bro.
1.6, 1.7, that's all I'm saying.
I don't care, bro.
All right, dude, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Hey, give me a C Squirtle, now, get it back!
When you get back, no matter,
you boost it off fours and plats.
Don't talk to me.
Secure the area, keep the bombs.
I'm gonna solo a few to Champ on PC.
This season, with a 1.7,
maybe mark my fucking words,
but there's nothing.
You see that DMA
What the hell is this guy?
Got him that DMA y'all
You know stop it's late. Wait tomorrow. All right, who's your predictor?
Who's your predictor? I ran that kid off
Squirtle you didn't run stop it off
What are you saying?
you wanted to be a pro you didn't run it off console
first voice number one at that event right now
oh you go from one brain dead and zero like IQ off to another all right
This is actually how you play CS Portal.
Bro hates droning.
I'm just gonna be honest bro I I'm impressed I can't do that on controller
one tap headshot with that dog shit ass done. I'm actually astounded honestly you can go
snake. Wait, wait, wait, I didn't think about this. I didn't think about this. What is the
cringy okay this this bro once I ban demos I actually don't think you're gonna win though
because then you have to actually like use your brain. No, I'm not gonna let you know.
Bro, you're just and I don't blame you you're just relying on your aim though because like
You know I better get over now.
If you go snake, I'm just gonna have a new gamer
on my flat by the last.
Just letting you know if you ever try to go snake.
Okay, that's fine.
Appreciate the intel.
You're welcome.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, this is probably about,
ah, I don't know.
Four control requires that can do that?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I would say the four are you squirtle squirtle squirtle and squirtle
So do you think stop it's gonna win this major this week at Squirtle I hope not
What's wrong with you? Why would you hope that?
That guy had a problem
Squirtle your mic is static, you're static by the way
Is it better?
I think now, maybe.
Ten seconds to go.
Bro, that guy had me added,
and then he's un-addingly randomly
and refused to speak to me.
And we were friends.
So obviously he's not gonna like me, bro.
That guy switched up.
I don't like that kid.
That kid has an ego.
Your chat doesn't know the real Stompin', bro.
Your track doesn't know the real Stompin. That guy's a weirdo.
All the bridges out.
Guggy, go!
You're a bot now.
is a failure are you gonna like are you gonna push me no no that was actually bad that was
bad bro i didn't hear the first buzz i didn't hear till the second buzz and then i flashed
my yeah that's the reason why i stuck it stupid because i need to try to bait me off it and i
was already i might have to shoot into the drone hole but it's too no i actually purposely went
to the left of it so you couldn't actually because there was a pit in the hole in the wall
you know what i think but i think before the round's over bro i think before i think before it
bro i think about everything bro you understand you can't outsmart the squirter you can't outsmart
the squirter chat i like i don't know it should be two three i got the plant down too i should have
You should have stayed close to the bomb though, you know why I got like scared.
Wait.
Oh my gosh, wait.
I can swing the sword.
You banned Jack or not Deimos?
Oh wait, I meant to ban De- oh god.
Brav'n to ban Deimos!
FUCK!
Alright, it's all good.
I'm coming back, I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
Protect the bombs.
Wait, you want to do it your bad?
I'd give you a thousand if you win, you'd give me like a hundred bucks.
I'm not ever gonna see that thousand though.
I'm never paying you, ever.
I mean, for a valid reason though, for a valid reason?
For a valid reason, you like acting, I just wanna be funny and talk to you.
Uh, could you harass me on Snapchat?
And I'm closer to unaddicted.
And then like, you're closer to unaddicted?
Yes, world, you are happy on Snapchat!
You give weirdos like Muda your number but not me.
I
You don't trust me with your numbers, but you stuff all time
I'm about to unadd you on snapchat. Fuck you giving you my number. What are you saying, bro? Why?
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Oh my god, I didn't mean to ban chocolate, I meant to ban game!
Oh my god!
It's a complaint against a fucking infant!
Repping, repping, repping, repping!
Like, oh my god!
Fucking cringe, lord, Jesus Christ!
Holy cry, baby.
Like, you know how many counters there are to that lock?
Do you even know how to counter an operator?
Bro, it's Squirtle. It's all good, bro. The last time he played, I fucking worked you, bro.
Last time he played, I fucking worked you. It's all good.
All good, Squirtle. Last time he played, I worked you, bro.
All right.
One five, come back right now. One five, come back right now.
One five, come back right now. One five, come back right now.
one five, one five, come back right now, I hate Amos and Snake and a one-way one, it's
like so stupid, you didn't have to have like, tearing or awareness, you just know where
they are, fucking cringe, I didn't mean to manjack them, Jesus Christ dude, five seconds
to go actually just like disgusting and literally fucking disgusting most disgusting fucking
place out
you go
your one-five combat
he's mad at that it's my fault for nothing jackal
It just defeats the whole purpose of the game.
You just play Snake in a 1v1.
No, you just have all hacks.
I'm balancing 5v5s, but I'm on 1s.
But yeah, I had to use that on 1v1s.
Now I know.
has been located.
Alright man.
fucking snakes, gamos, just constant wallhacks the entire round and then just
I mean I'm 15th, see, but Jesus fucking Christ. I mean this is the most disgusting
like you should actually like puke watching yourself play. I mean it's
called studying 1v1s because I don't like losing because I know who you are
bro you beat me once and then don't 1v1 me for a month because you're a weirdo so
Why would I ever even let you come close to beating me like what?
That is so stupid. I just all I had to do is just ban the right ops
Cringy ass fucking place out Jesus Christ
Says the person who literally was known for running yin and run shotguns every year on like what?
You used to play in Korea too!
What are you talking about?
Yeah, next time we're just gonna band it right off the ground.
Ten seconds.
I mean, you're the best one in one player in the world, I don't even know why I'm playing
you.
forward
For it located a bomb. Oh god. It's gonna vomit. This isn't even like siege fuck
Oh, there's the red ping bro wonder what happens on
Alright, my rotate list.
Um, mobs can be banned by Satanists in the chat please, thank you. Appreciate it.
Thank you. Much love.
Alright, here we go. Lopotomy, Rainbow Six. Zero awareness necessary.
wallhatch, and then shoot you before.
No open sense necessary, and no game sense necessary.
Shoot you before, head for the random headshot wallbang.
Woo!
Yes, sir.
Oh my fucking god, I'm not bad at these all the time.
Yep, there.
Oh, what do we do? We red clean again, because we need to drill in 2026.
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Wow, lobotomy, rainbow six lobotomy. I, I'm, I'm never won. I already said I'm never
one wanting him again but after that I mean it's just wow I'm never one wanting
him again wow holy shit
you
What's a Q&A and gotta be?
Alright.
Yeah, I just came to the epiphany that like, oh wait, hold on.
Why do you sound so jolly?
I just came to the epiphany that Deimos was already like the worst addition to the game
for 1v1s, and then they added a snake.
So now there's two operators that literally make 1v1s
unbearably more in the play.
Rude me day.
Yeah, okay.
I mean, I played Horrible, he played better than me,
but like, I'm just getting nonstop,
like wall hacked on for three minutes.
It's just literally eight.
Land them?
Yeah, Ted.
Hey, if I had Molly right now, bro, I would be so fried.
The other land guy sound like Jinxie
No, no, I'm just
Are you on Molly right now bro like I be on
On shrooms, and so the voice changer, like I love Molly.
I see four screens when I'm playing Rainbow Dude,
what the fuck?
So, sir, what drums are you on right now, sir?
It's like, it's four people,
but it's like 25 people on the game,
game but I see four people and I look at one
my god
yep we lost we lost the man
oh that is you janksy what's up dude
what's up man let's go
no way
I can get a few assertions.
SAVE BULLSHIT!
Who's the guy that's on modeling the silver?
Alright, let's play some seeds, man. Not whatever bad.
Bullshit was last game. Fuck.
That was so boring.
We're loading!
This guy really on drugs.
As God as my witness, I never want to run forward.
I would rather literally get chumped.
Repelling white window? White stairs?
I'm actually a Nyquil, the one you wanted.
Do you know when to repelling?
Scared?
Yep, he'll win every time.
I just had to hunt him out of the car.
I wanted my seeds, but I'm not whatever that is.
It's just boring, dude.
Just kidding, uh, red man can't move out of this.
Alright, Ram's got red hatch open.
They're drawing you back.
Drawing you back.
Mom, just keep banning the same.
That's thank you.
I'm bored.
It's located above.
You know what to do.
There's a guy under.
Like, bros, what?
There's a guy under like bro what?
Yo, there's two people under
Nice another guy was under another guy was under I think under under cigar play time play time
You know I got a peek, just play time.
Oh, but you're better.
Good stuff, good stuff, good stuff, good stuff, good stuff.
He's gonna come up, he's gonna come up.
Nice.
Alright.
Bro, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Okay, undefeated in rank tonight.
Frax to get the prime.
Getting closer to Diamond, baby.
Getting closer and closer.
I'm gonna get on League.
I'm gonna get on League.
Get a couple more games I think.
I don't know, I don't know.
I'm just gonna keep playing Siege for now, but I'll get on League in a little bit.
That's not to think of it as a bribe.
Does it clap?
Oh wait, let me put CCS back on.
Sorry, I forgot.
What's a human?
What's a human?
What's a human being gotta be?
Shanks the hazard there as they go in.
Good bro, what about you man? How's it going?
He's not bad.
He's not bad.
Can you please come pick up your poopy undies from the living room?
What are we talking about?
Okay, relax.
Can you stroke it a little? Is that what you just said?
That was a mis-input.
I like it.
Ralf is uh, in her wedges she's in the game.
Yo, what happened to the guy that was high earlier?
He died, bro.
You overdosed.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Steady, sequel.
Yeah, I wasn't a good guy.
Oh, sure.
Okay.
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Dad underscore cheered 100 bits. Love the content, brother, who got you into Siege originally.
My friend Siege.
One's going up Christmas stairs.
I go red. Might come to red.
I mean, this guy will not die.
Mike, Mike, Mike, die, die!
Yeah, he's standing.
No, he doesn't die.
He doesn't die.
He doesn't die.
Die!
Die!
I shot you in the head!
Five thousand times!
What do you have, blood armor?
Fuck it!
Die!
Die, bitch!
I mean, oh my god!
I saw him three times.
No bit of 4k.
No bit of 4k.
No bit of 4k.
Maybe even an ace, but he will not die.
He won't fucking die.
No matter what, he won't die.
Oh my god!
I shot his head a thousand times.
Jesus Christ!
He won't die!
Die!
Fuck!
No court is off today, yeah, you're right, you're right.
Today's a low court is off today.
You're right, you're right.
I mean, I don't know. Sometimes, bro, people just don't die. I shot that guy in the head
16,000 times. I'm telling you, sometimes people just don't die. They just got like this aura
about that.
It's like the matrix.
It's like the um, it's like the matrix
of
the
Yeah sit on that window just wait yes sir
I
Mean bro on the bright side it's looking like another job. It's looking like another job
On see bright sky, bro
The pouring action.
Two of them are upstairs in Cigar, now. It's Buck and Slice Cigar.
Tainted Buckley cheered 100 bits while the chicken crossed the road to get to the Darth Maul.
All right!
Come on!
I'm on my phone right above me right above reading
that was a lot of recoil that was a lot of recoil
bro they give me no elo dude i've been on my huge winnage streak i'm still emerald 4
like roxy fuck bro can you review iceman already it's not out yet it's not out 12 midnight
midnight we're staying up all night staying up all night gaming all night until ice man
I think I have heard of that, no yeah chat we're streaming all night until the Drake
Hey, I'll get you back. Please get on me. You need to push and I will, but I'll see you to proceed.
That was for you, Jinxie. Thank you, Kitten. A little 4k. Appreciate you, Kitten.
What if you're my Kitten? How old are you, bro? I'm 26. Can you email for me?
Jinxy give me just one meow please. Just give me like a little meow. I guess nothing
crazy. Trippy thinking about gifted. I'm gonna pass on that one to you.
Hey come on. Fire underscore VR12 shared one a hundred bits. Hey Jinxy I love your streams
and you're a great streamer but I need some tips to get better at R6. Play the game every
play the game every single day, learn the maps, learn the operators, use TDM before you go into rank to work on your aim,
find what your mains are, find what operators you do well on, find what operators you do well on,
and try to find the team.
So Chad, because I did it in the Alta Ham, that's El Ego.
All right!
Because I did it in the Alta Ham, that's El Ego.
Congrats on 500 days in a row.
Thank you, man!
But I think you're the first person to say that. Yes!
Jack, today is our 500th stream in a row.
Insane, by the way.
Insane.
In the membrane.
Insane.
Jinx, I'm still waiting on the mail, bro.
I rather um okay you know what get a 3k this round that it on me out. I bet
You know if anybody is running
one right in the corner
one's in the closet, we're in the middle of the tunnel
One's in closet, we're in the middle of a tunnel.
We're in street 2 man, nice to meet you.
That's high, that's high.
You just say hate from Texas?
Oh laying down hallway talk by a visual
I think he went downstairs
the
underneath last and can go red stairs
up red
shotgun
who's to which he had two hundred bits get squirtle and you
Oh, that guy just did the weirdest noise I've ever heard.
Hey, throw it, throw it, throw it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's keep playing.
That guy just did the weird, like I thought he was just in that hole.
Oh.
Yo, nice man guys, nice man guys.
You too, Jinxy.
Yo, Jinxy, carry, bro.
Give me a meow for the road, buddy.
Jinxy, come on.
I'm your biggest fan, Zincent.
My shit is so creamy right now.
Can you just me out for me?
No.
Mute it.
Nope.
Mute it, bro.
That's why I don't me out, bro.
Yo, we got Emerald 3!
Rubble, why do I get no elo?
I get no elo, dude.
They're getting me no elo, bro.
This is going to be such a hard challenge, chat.
Because, guys, I'm just going to keep getting less elo.
Okay.
I get no elo dude. They're giving me no elo pro. This is gonna be such a hard challenge chat because guys
I'm just gonna keep getting less you know, okay one more game then lead
Chat tell Dante's
20 minutes last sexy plays cheered 100 bits yo jinxed see can you sleep with my mom and give me a brother?
Why would you even say that, bro?
Pulled League or Cases?
We could do League or Cases if you guys want.
We could do a little League versus $2,000 case opening.
I don't know, bro.
I've been off of Cases.
I'm not addicted anymore, Chad.
We haven't done Cases.
We have them casing like a month. We have the case of not they could be peak
Do you never know bro? Do you never know?
Get addicted again, bro, but I feel good because I'm finally unaddicted and we only lost like
We wore down like 20k on cases now. We're down like fucking 15k because of all the good polka gun
courtesy of coach at 100 bits you place each like you're missing a finger hate from Chester PA
Yeah, we'll do a poll chat. Let me do one more game. We'll do a poll, we'll do a poll, we'll do a poll.
No, bro, it's not even Gambler's mindset. I'm a bro, I'm finally off of cases. It was bad. Bro, I was down 20k on cases. Now I'm like 15k on cases.
What's it gonna be and gotta be Ice Man drops tomorrow not the night.
No, folks!
Ice Man drops at midnight tonight and we're staying up for it.
We're streaming literally all day long until midnight.
We're gonna be live for six more hours, y'all.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I got it.
Take the cheered 100 bits, do you keep spotless?
Do I keep spotless?
What do you mean?
Do I keep spotless?
What's Iceman?
New Drake album.
What's Iceman? New Drake Album. Midnight is tomorrow. Wait, you're right. Wait. Wait, he's right.
Wait, no, he's right. He's actually right.
But I want to get on lead because I want to get bronze, dude. I'm on a two game winning streak and I'm ironed too.
Getting bronze would be syncing them up, but I don't think I would get bronze to the back, I could maybe get iron one.
Yo, chat! How many wins do you need to, um, go from iron two to iron one?
Secure the area, keep the bombs protected.
How many, how many? How many?
Swirl me, mags!
Ah, four is located at the bottom.
Four or five? Okay, okay.
The box chaired 100 bits, paid drinks, and maybe yesterday I've got 10.
It was so similitating, still not sure why he took all my tidbits and punched my little sister.
I never did that, bro!
Fuck off!
Fuck!
I never did that shit!
Stop!
are you ready for hot for action
what happens my
it's what he makes
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Do you eat it on the first link
Chad why did I peek? Why did I peek?
I feel like there's one.
I shouldn't have peeked. I would have been an ace guys, they both go both on me.
Chad would have been an ace dude. Oh my gosh.
Do I eat it on the first link? Like why is that a TTS message?
Hey, Jinx, these are on-season. You should learn how Captain Trap's work so you can avoid dying to them again in the future.
One of the ones, kind regards. Boggles, put a fucking sock in it, dude. Put a fucking sock in it, bro.
Put a fucking sock in it, Boggles.
Who is Drake? Yo, bro, what are these questions?
questions the biggest artists in the world what what are these questions what
are you waiting for me to ask me right now what what who is straight acts in a
the fuck are you asking me no he's bad sorry top five artists in the world is
that better you should know who he is six please what is an album
I
Secure the area keep the bombs protected no my teacher
size brah I'm not cheating where you stay
it's the rotation hole for two for their boggles I'm not doing backseat gaming
out please. Don't you dare. Don't you dare, boss.
No cam, no pain.
That's the first time I've ran into cheater on PC.
Yo guys, make sure you report fuck on the other team please.
So if we win, it gets rolled back, and if we lose, it gets rolled back?
How does that work?
Wait for chat!
This is so lame, oh dude
So this entire game is pointless because this guy's team favorite. This guy's probably like silver skill up and has all that
Kelen's key I cheered 100 bits, pro sponsored by Drake. Bro, he um
He walked up to the garage
Aimed exactly where my head was and then shot nine times without a single yellow thing
Wait, why are you, why are we reporting the, uh, the buck on the other team has all acts.
I'm like 80 or a percent sure.
Or I mean, I mean, maybe he's sniping, but no, he killed me too fast.
Like it was just too fast.
It was too fast.
Yellow Johnco.
This is the first time I've ran into somebody with like, I'm like 100% sure this guy's
walling.
Cause we've got cheaters in our games where like there's been rollback and stuff.
But I'm 100% sure that-
Yo Junko!
Yo, what's up man?
How you doing bro?
How you doing?
Good bro, how you doing?
I've been pretty good.
I'm ready to kick some fucking ass!
What is Iceman?
It's Licks Album for the Ninestime!
I'm fucking ass what is ice man
No, they're not bro. Jinxy. He's terrible watch me watch gay family six seven best loser they never
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Well, J.C. Brown to honor me to new breath honor me to you
Yo, if I ace this round pick me up pick me up first like some pick me up for some rank later. All right
All right, sounds good, bro
wall fortified goose pay me cheered 100 bits jinx see the first suit you ordered is ready
the fairly discord misses it sounds like they're pushing trends nah Havana's over here on any breach
changing mags
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Good kill, good kill.
Third person MOBA?
Really?
Wait, you mean a first person MOBA?
First person MOBA.
League of Legends but it's third person.
Wait, is League of Legends third person? I'm confused.
Is it League of Legends third person?
It's made by foul
Let's do this shit, Jynxie. I go Jynxie
Non-stop last year. What like when you used to grind seeds for I used to just non-stop watch your streams get home and watch them
skits the fence zero one one shit one
That's to be two
I didn't even hear what he said, I'm sorry bro.
Something to be too?
Smite is ten times better? What is smite?
Jinxie, are you solo queueing the champ?
I need to use your drone to get to the top.
Uh, yes sir. Yeah, yes sir.
Hell yeah, hell yeah.
I'm emerald three right now.
What?
Smite is the worst game of all time.
What?
Is this a good game?
A lot of the time it was like a hood classic.
Jinxie, I can't wait to watch Stompin' on this major.
Yes, sir, bro, you must locate and abuse a bomb.
Lousest 100 bits he's in key what color is it?
Yeah, jinks any boys on them
I don't know I'm just so good
this guy's like yeah this guy's like fucking interrogating me I don't I don't
know I don't know
I would say quick match I think actually maybe unranked
Legion unders Coyak cheered 100 bits, Cajun co-watch Vinland Saga, it's really peak.
He sounds like he's piano.
I'm on my very cam.
Ah, that's not my bad bro.
No, no, you're good bro, you're good man.
Barbeek and Jim, they're gonna jump at him.
I mean I did sound like a piano to me there
So sticky to one
Dixie can I impregnate you I know I know it sounded like you see any room I swear you I swear is on the like that
Rt develop
Is it worth using laser sight? I would say no. I would say definitely not.
I would say no, I would not use laser sight.
I think laser sight gets you killed more than it gets you killed.
Yo Jinxie girl, you're so want to know me then.
Hey Jinxie, what you did to the girl really wasn't cool.
And it was my little cousin dude.
Yo, I didn't go to an arcade and hit anybody.
What are you saying?
Yo, what's up, uh, Snake, what's up, bro?
Yo, what's up, man?
Bro, my brother met you in Tarpon, bro, he said that shit was sweet as fuck.
Your brother met me in Tarpon, Sabrina.
Sweet ass Tarpon.
Yes, bro, you met you at the sponge dogs. What do you guys are fishing cat?
I swear
Sitting sweet myrtle be bro
What it what is brutal beats what do you mean shit class?
Pull up to Gainesville, Florida we get shit cracking down here to underscore 77 cheered 100 bits when do you play the last of us?
Uh, within the next month.
Jinxie, bro.
Jinxie, bro.
Got an unknown state.
Just got to some random unknown state.
Why the hell would I be back?
Reloading.
So you can meet me, bro.
Go to Idaho.
Come on.
You know you want to meet me.
I'm not going to touch you.
Yeah, that guy's definitely dead top.
Hey, top man, top man, top man.
Still top, still top.
Good kill.
Hacking.
I'll give a call later.
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4 left operas standing
YEEEES!
Jinx, do you wanna hear a joke, bro?
Yeah, what is it, bro? What's the joke?
Bam the clowns, where did Darth Maul get his shoes?
MOTHERFUCKER!
HOLY GOD!
I think I know.
I don't understand it. Jinx, can you explain? I actually don't.
Bro, the joke is where does Darth Vader go to get his sneakers?
The joke has been completely misconstrued and misillusioned to something that nobody
even fucking understands anymore.
Dinksy, he gets his shoes from Darth Vader, bro!
I knew I should have muted this guy fucking ten minutes ago.
Yo, what'd you say, bro?
What?
What?
I knew I should have fucking muted this guy after the first fucking round.
Jesus Christ you're from Dark Vader, bro!
YOOH PRO! I KNOW THE JOKE!
Fuck!
Where does Benjamin Yan-Yahou get his shoes?
SETTLE CHEARED ONE HUNDREDS BITS!
YO JINKS!
SEE?
YOU SHOULD GIVE THE ANIME BLUE LOCKER WATCH!
SOCKER ANIME!
Drone is located at Bomb.
alright bro, come on, let's run this guy
what you just got in
wait, wait, try to hear that
you got to hear that? you hear that?
what's this? he apologizes
unmuted and mad
nope
not unmuted that guy
it's 5 seconds
not unmuted that guy bro
Wait, somebody's spot-picking for saying to bomb location and defuse it.
Shot watch this.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Yo, bro, what happened to Mike, bro?
Me how?
Me how, me how?
Oh, God, this guy's so fucking annoying.
with a bad hairline the fuck does that mean bro
watch me apply
un-mute him no if you want that guy unmuted you're literally like a fucking idiot nobody's on
mezzy nobody live jixi jixi jixi fire that ass ah ah ah
which one i'd rather literally get on the bottom of me than listen to that guy for another minute
I'm gonna go.
Don't do.
Walk right into the gunfire.
Thanks you and was next to the bow.
last stop
Release the mic 5
Release the
Love you, Kowanko
Release the jangsy files
Yo, hey guys, cg spam, let's play with y'all
BG jangsy
Goodbye, King, goodbye
Sniff my smelly feet
No!
Easy, Kareensis
Alright
I'm only getting 30. What type of force shit is this?
What type of bullshit is this bro?
30 fucking you are you kidding me?
God damn it
Well, at least we went do we go three, you know, you know chat. Oh my god
I'm like fucking flying to the fucking
Jump flying to the fucking witch of my color
to the
Ta da ta da fucking diamond boys. Alright, it's time to hit bronze in League of Legends. Let's go. It's time to hit bronze
Let's go it is time to hit bronze bitch. Let's go. He's not as better. Is he on?
Bro today's the bronze day. I'm not Dennis. So they said cheered 100 bits your jinxy. Why are you live on off?
I'm not live on only fans. I'm not live on only fans
Alright chat, tell the author that's a reddit.
Is he in the game?
Alright, let's go bitch!
Come on, is he reddit, is he reddit?
Cases? Nah chat, I don't want to reopen that addiction bro.
I don't want to reopen that addiction.
Listen bro, I need to get my ass to fucking,
Witcher McCall, I need to get my ass to bronze.
Chat, is that the author's reddit?
Yes he is.
I don't wanna re-open that addiction, bro.
I-I-I-I-I-I spent fucking 20k on cases.
More than one game of League today, bro. I might-I might grind.
Brother, I might play League till fucking midnight.
DUNTANCE!
JINXIEE!
Brother, are you ready? I'm hitting bronze TONIGHT, DONTES!
Okay, listen, share your screen. I have to show you something that you're not gonna believe.
Okay, wait, Don'tes, I'm gonna go choke my chicken. I'll be right back.
Wait.
BRB, Donny?
Wait, Jinxie has a chicken coop in Florida? I didn't even know chickens grow over there. I thought they only had, like, oranges and shit.
But like, why would you want to choke a chicken?
Isn't that animal abuse?
You need to tell him to use items and press 2.
Okay.
You know what it feels like when people tell me shit like this?
It's like imagine I'm a math tutor and I'm trying to teach like a 10 year old kid math,
right?
And we're getting to a point where he's starting to understand addition and then I have some
guy off to the side like, bro.
He just added, he just got the right answer
in addition twice in a row.
Teach him quadruple digit multiplication.
And it's like, maybe we shouldn't do that yet.
You know what I mean?
Like he needs to get to a point
where everything becomes already back and knowledge
so that he can sit there and go fucking crazy.
You know what I mean?
Ask him about the mysterious disappearance of Mike, wait who's Mike?
Wait who the fuck is Mike?
Mike Hawke?
Wait, who's Mike Hawke?
Just ask him?
Dude, why is it every day that I play with Jinxie, there's always something new?
It's like ask him about Mike, ask him about Gary, ask him about the four-year-old girl
that he beat the shit out of at the arcade last night where there's video evidence from
four different people of proving that he actually did it.
You know what I mean?
single day, there's just like something new.
See the way we bopping. Yeah, they see the way we bopping.
I put my bitchy soul in three just across the street.
Yo, Jinxie.
Yo, Don't ask.
Jinxie, listen up.
Why the fuck is my chat typing Jinxie files?
People are asking me who Mike is.
Bro, just chill, chill.
You don't want, bro, you don't want to ask about information that you don't really know about, dude.
Wait, but who's Mike?
Mike was my pet otter, bro.
Mike was my pet otter.
Okay.
He wasn't actually my pet otter.
Bro, it's a long story, dude.
There's a lot of ends, a lot of outs to the situation.
You don't really want to know the full extent of it.
You don't really want to know the full extent of this shit, bro.
Okay, but what if I do want to know it?
Okay, Mike was my pet otter that he has gone missing. Nobody knows where he is, bro.
Nobody knows where he is, dude. He's my pet otter, and he's been missing for a year now. Nobody knows what happened to him.
Do you know what happened to him?
The fuck is that supposed to mean, bro? The fuck type of shit is that supposed to mean, dude?
Well, I mean, if he was your pet otter and nobody knows, do you know?
I told you, dude. I know what I know. He went missing. That's all I know.
Yeah, I know bro. I gotcha
But wait don't orders like smell bad because we're thinking of getting one but then afterwards it's like I
Mean yeah, others don't really smell great. It's the same as like a dog dude. They're gonna shit it all over the place
Okay, now Jensie. Are you fucking ready to get?
Well, bro, I wanted to actually tell you this off the rip
Tonight is going to be my biggest league session ever because of a multitude of reasons.
First off, I need to stay up until midnight for the Drake album, so I need to play League
for the next five hours.
Second, I need to pass Ludwig and League of Legends because he inspired me.
Third, I'm addicted to this game.
Are you actually addicted or are you just saying that?
I need you to be honest.
Rotator of Chair.
League of Legends is the only game that I play off stream.
Wait, really?
Did you play yesterday off stream?
No, not yesterday.
Bro, I don't, bro, don't test.
I don't play any games off stream
besides Siege and League and chess and chess.
Really?
Yeah.
That's the only game I play.
Then it's time for us to get it done.
Now, Jinxie, today you're hitting bronze
and do you want to know one of the reasons
why you're hitting bronze.
Why?
So I'm going to show you something right now,
and when you see this, you might get a fucking erection,
but open up my screen share.
All right.
Why am I hitting bronze?
Let me see.
Let me show you, let me show you, let me show you.
Do you see my screen share?
Yep.
Look at this.
Is this my account?
Yep, but let me show you something.
So this was your account back in the day.
Do you remember when you used to be plus 17 minus 23?
Yes.
Okay.
So now since you've been winning a lot,
it's now gotten to a point, Jinxie,
where you're plus 23 minus 17.
Wait, what?
Why?
Why did they do that?
Why?
Because your win rate is almost at 50%.
Bro, you know what it is, Tontes?
It's warwick.
Bro, bro, look at my stats on Warwick versus everybody else.
Look at that, yep.
Bro, I have a 2.06 KDA on Warwick and a 1.24 on Yi
and Hecarim, Jesus Christ, oh my God.
Listen, ignore the Hecarim, but Jinxie,
this literally means that if your win rate keeps going up
and you keep winning more games,
you would literally get to a point, bro,
where I'm not even shitting you,
you're gonna actually be able to get bronze,
Maybe even tonight, bro, John says, how many wins do I need tonight?
Cause I can play for five hours.
I can actually grind tonight, bro.
Like I've been wanting to grind.
Okay.
So you need three more wins for iron one.
So now we need eight wins for, oh, there's no way I'm eating broths tonight.
I'm going to eat eight wins.
Yeah, bro, if you end every game by 15 minutes, it's free.
So wait, if I was hypothetically go like seven and oh, do you think I would hit it?
Cuz bro, I'm telling you I actually jungle diff every game on warwick, bro look at my stats
Bro, can you break down my stats bro?
Okay, so every game on warwick you average 8.5 kills
8.4 deaths and 8.8
Assists so what that means is that you it's like your siege KDA, bro
Like you might be better at league than you are at siege at this point
No, I don't agree with that, bro. I have really good stats in Siege, bro.
No, in Siege you have a 1.9 KDA, in League you have a 2.06, it's better.
No, but that's a 2.06 KDA, that's counting assists, bro.
Okay.
In Siege I have a 1.8 KDA, I killed that with no assists, bro.
Well, what's your assist rates in Siege?
in the siege.
I don't know, but if my siege KDA would be like a 4 or something.
Bullshit.
Or like a 2 point something.
Miho, Miho!
All I'm saying is this, bro.
Wait, what does that mean, Dantez?
Plus 79 LP, what the fuck does that mean?
What does that mean?
So that means, okay, what this means over here is that overall with all your wins and
losses on Warwick, you're up 79 LP when you play Warwick.
Wow.
I'm down out killing everybody else, holy shit.
Yes, bro, yes, yes.
Like, are you feeling it now?
Yes, bro, yes.
I'm telling you, bro, I can feel it.
The winning streak is here.
Now, Jinxie, there's another champion
that I was playing a little bit of today
that I think you have the potential of liking, all right?
But we can like check this out later if you want to.
His name is Wukong and he's a monkey.
So what Wukong does is his Q makes him have an auto attack, a basic attack that has longer
range and does more damage.
Your W creates a clone of you that mimics everything you do but it stands still.
Your E jumps at people and lets you attack more after you jump and your R makes you spin
around and knock everybody up and you can use it twice.
So is Wukong better or worse than Warwick?
Well Wukong might be good when you actually get higher rank because when you get better
right and you're playing in higher lobbies and you need a champion that does more in
teamfights, then Mookong's gonna be good. But for now, we just want to bash our head
against the keyboard and fuck shit up. Does that make sense?
Yes, so you're basically saying once I get to higher elo, Warwick isn't as good?
Yes, exactly. Wait, why? Why is Warwick not good high elo? Why?
Because the thing is that champions like Warwick rely on people being retarded. So what I mean
by that is how do you win against the big bad wolf?
All you gotta do is keep your distance.
Exactly.
But in low elo like Iron, people don't do that shit.
So he just runs some of the fuck over.
It's like Jinx, imagine it's like you're barreling down a highway, you just down to
eight shots and you're about to have fun.
You see a family of four crossing the highway.
iron even with a hundred kilometers to react that family of four is gonna start
doing the disco dance and they're all gonna get wiped out it's gonna be a
squad wipe right but in higher elo it's like that family of four walks out of
the way so none of them die does that make sense yes okay got it coach so
basically what you're saying is at what elo do players not just fucking hand out
kills well in every elo it's like a sliding scale right so an iron that
thing would like this way and iron it's like the special ed class and go on bro
oh my god all right I go go so in bronze it's like the higher ends like the
advanced special class then in silver yeah you're already keep going or no
All right, come on go.
Okay, then in silver, it's like you have the kids
of all the parents that are like drug addicts
and give their kids drugs.
So they're all like shooting a heroin.
Then in gold, it's like, it's all the people
that they get in fights, but they still kind of listen.
Then in platinum, you have the people
that think they're hot shit,
but in reality, they're not even that smart.
And diamond, or actually emerald, emerald,
that's where it's like you're in the normal class, right?
I'm like half the kids don't listen, the other half try,
but it's like in general, it's a fucking shit show.
Then in Diamond, right?
That's where it's like, you're starting to get the people
where it's like everyone's starting to kind of listen.
And Master Plus is like the advanced classes.
Bro, okay, I think you explained that well, dude.
So here's my question though, Don Tess.
Yep.
If I play League of Legends every day for the next year,
What rank will I be?
Are you serious or you can't?
I know your chat is going to sit there and be like la la la la la, but I swear to God.
And I'll tell you why.
Because Jinxie, the thing about you is it's like, okay, think of it like this.
I'm like your flashlight, except you can have me whenever you want.
want, and when you use me, I coach your dick on how to fuck. Does that make sense?
So it's like, brother, like, yo, are you okay? Legitimately. Are you good? What the fuck?
The fuck did you say? Do you need me to repeat it? Yes. So it's like I'm your
flashlight and you can have me whenever you want, but every time you put your
dick inside me, I grab it and I show you exactly how to fuck. And then it's like I'm telling you
that after a year you're gonna be like a fucking porn star. Does that make sense? Because you're
getting live coaching, bro. Every single game. Does this make sense now? Yeah, I don't know if
has there ever been a league player who's actually done live coaching in all their games?
No, I think you're literally the first.
So wait, Dantez, do you want me to learn Wukong today?
Well, it depends.
What I want you to do is when you feel like Warwick's getting a little bit old, because
you only have 10 games, right?
But when you tell me like Dantez, I'm going to be honest, I don't really like Warwick
anymore, then we're going to go for Wukong.
Does that make sense?
Like what jungler could I use to get Challenger?
Like what jungler?
Jinxie, Jinxie, let me explain something to you, and I'm going to explain this once, and then after that you're going to understand.
Okay.
If you have somebody that wants to be the mightiest warrior on the planet, right?
Do you think it would be better if that person could train with every weapon until he becomes the strongest, or if he would only use the sword, but now he could get fucked in battle against the bow and arrow?
Probably every weapon, every weapon, yeah.
Exactly, yes. So the thing is, Jinxie, that the way League of Legends works is when you
have the basics down, when you know what's going on, when you know how to click, when
you use your abilities, when you know how to make plans, when you're not deli-dallying,
when you know how to gank, when you know how to play around vision, when you know how to
do all these things, every single champion you use is like a weapon in your arsenal.
So the thing is that it's not like right now, we're sitting here and we're like, no,
You need to play this, this, this, this, this, you don't, right?
What you need to do, Jinxie, is you need to have fun.
And when we eventually get to a rank, where now it's like, okay, I'm going to be honest,
the games feel rough because your champ isn't good enough.
Then we can just switch over and you're already going to be better.
It's like, think of it like this.
It's like every day you're going into the gym, right?
And then one day you're like, I want to be a construction worker, but you've already
went to gym every day.
So it doesn't matter if you're putting up steel beams,
if you're like painting walls,
or if you're like fucking same on beating up toddlers,
what matters is the fact that you're physically fit enough
to do whatever you want.
Does that make sense?
I actually, I'm not gonna lie,
I actually understand exactly what you're saying, bro.
Wait, I actually understand exactly what you just said.
Okay, I get it, okay.
So here's my thing, bro.
It's probably a good idea for me to only play jungle, right?
Because then if I start learning like top, mid,
I'm just going to be a, what's the saying, bro?
No, I know the saying, I know it.
Would you rather be a jack of all trades, master of none
or a master of one?
So let me explain it to you, okay?
It's not even like that.
So the problem is with laning, you can see,
is that right now, you skipped the learning process
for League of Legends.
So you are on night break.
No, no, no, no.
You won't play in League.
We won't play in League.
Right?
So we're gonna stay.
It's just exploded.
I just like completely lagged out.
I think that kid is DDoSing me again bro, this mother fucker.
Do you have dynamic IP? Like from your ISP?
Yeah, I don't know.
Bro, why is my...
What the fuck?
Is it back?
Okay, Don't test. Explain what you just explained again.
You said the problem, what for me is I skipped through the earlier page.
Okay, so I'll use like an analogy, okay?
It's like, think of it this way.
Most people, when they become, they'll jog around the track, they'll go back to walking
when they're tired, then eventually over time they get to a point where they're like running
and then they learn how to sprint, right?
And that's like normal people, right?
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So what you did is it's like, you spawned in and you said, fuck crawling, I'm going
to become the next Usain Bolt.
And then you just instantly enter the sprinting competition
against other people when you're in a wheelchair.
Does that make sense?
Okay, yeah, I got you.
Wait, chat, why are you guys saying real voice?
Real voice, what the fuck are y'all saying?
Okay, so don't ask.
So are you saying that jungler is the easiest entry role?
Okay, yes, and I'll explain why.
Let's say Jin see you're playing top lane.
What champion would you play?
Morticizer or Darius.
Okay, cool.
Imagine you walk in Morticizer.
Do you know what Aurora does?
No.
Do you know what Fiora does?
No.
Do you know what Jax does?
No.
Do you know what H-Hawk does?
No.
Do you know what?
Um, on does.
Um, you said on or on exactly.
So the problem is that if you would play top lane, what would happen is
is that you would play against people and you wouldn't even know what the fuck
they're doing.
So you would have to learn what the enemy does while you're learning what you
do and you have to learn every single time you're going to win fights when the
enemy team warden when fights, and you would legitimately drop 15 deaths a game and you
would not want to play League after two days.
Okay, got it.
So okay, okay, so bro, what I'm doing right now though is I'm just kind of shitting on
people with Warwick and having fun, should I just keep doing that for now?
Listen, rule one of League of Legends, unironically, is you play whatever you have fun on.
If you have fun running around the map, chasing people down, hiding in bushes and then leaping
at them and slashing their throats open, then that's how you're going to play.
If one day you sit there and you're like, don't test, I think I'd have more fun doing
this other thing, then we can switch accordingly.
But for as long as you're having fun, that's what matters.
Do you understand?
Yeah.
No, that's what I want to do.
Yes.
So wait, can you hit challenger on Warwick?
Has anybody ever done that?
People have?
I think one guy in Europe hit it recently, but he doesn't really have that many.
So look, I'm going to show you something.
Do you see my screen?
Yeah.
I'm in queue for a game, by the way, I don't test.
All right.
So look at my screen.
So this is Warwick, okay?
And these are his stats and high elo.
So let's say we look over here, right?
We can see that in Iron, Warwick has a 50% one, right?
And Silver, it's 52.3.
Then in Diamond Plus, it's 50.5.
plus is 48 right so what this tells me now let's look back a little bit bad bro what
it's not that bad right so what this tells me maybe i just get challenged with him bro yeah
maybe you could actually now the only thing about warwick though is that there's a website
there's another website we can use like here i'll show you bro jab 48 percent it's not that bad
Yo 48% what's the best in the game 52? 48 is not that bad bro.
No the best is 100.
Yo Domtess it's not possible. Have 100.
Well the best possible is 100.
Ludwig answered react wait what? How do I look? How do I look? In his recent video?
In his recent video yes or no?
Wait, Jinx, do you see what I'm showing you right now?
Yeah, what's your point, Don't ask.
So what I'm showing you right now is that in the world right now, there's not a single challenger Warwick one trick.
The highest is Grandmaster in Europe, okay?
So this means that you could probably easily get to-
Wait, wait, wait! They banned Warwick!
Oh my fucking god!
Oh, what's your name now?
Show screen, show screen, show screen, show screen.
Coach, they banned Warwick, coach.
Alright, let's hook, let's hook. We're gonna figure it out.
Okay, so you have to aspect this game.
Do you want to play Master year? Do you want to try something new?
Well, I don't know if trying something new would be a good idea in the middle of a game, but I could.
Wait, now she is banned! Oh no.
Okay, GenC, you're gonna play fucking Frank and sign this game.
lock him in no no it's dr dr yep there lock him in who the fuck is this it's
buying inside okay now go in your rooms whoa whoa why why no I okay oh thank
God hey that was I was actually almost horrible oh my god that had to be a
snipe because they were both banned bro wait let's watch a lot of big video down
Do you want to watch it?
Yeah, I'll see it.
Jack, let's see what Ludwig says, bro.
Let's see what Ludwig says.
Jack, let's see what Ludwig says, y'all.
Let's see what Ludwig says, dude.
If I was a question.
Bro, is there a league tournament?
10-of-a-hay? 18-of-a-hay?
Wait, GenC, what do you call it when Ludwig takes a shower?
Uh, a Darth Shower?
Spudwig.
Yeah.
Wait, chat, what's the name of the video?
Chat, I don't know what the name of the video is.
Okay, GenC, what do you call it when Mudwig puts a battery in his remote controller but it doesn't work?
Bro, I don't know.
dud wig bro what do you call it when
bud wig goes to the bathroom what's the
name of it job what's the name of the
video it's not in his main channel it's
not in his main channel you guys lie
crud wig bro sorry sorry sorry sorry
Sorry, sorry, I won't do it again.
Blood of wind, oh, okay. Now the chat says the channel, it's on.
Blood of wind, okay.
My response to Dixie, Jinxie saw you call-
Okay, let's see chat. Chat, let's see what Ludwig says, dude.
Jinxie saw you call him out. What did Jinxie say about it? Who got the clip? I did start some drama. Yeah, I get a little dramatic, whatever.
Yeah, oops, sorry that pissed some people off Jinx he wants to hit emerald
He said he's gonna get a higher rank than you really
Okay, yeah, so wafts. So okay, bro, how many hours did he actually play to reach black?
Because I don't think he's I didn't put like 4,000
Wait, wait, wait, what what what he played for 4,000 hours
Probably, but you can do it in five wait no no no no your chat. Are we dead ass?
Wait wait four thousand hours now, I'm gonna keep it real. I was just spreading misinformation for fun
I have no idea how many hours it was
Okay, bro. I didn't okay buddy. You got a thousand fucking messages in my chat, and this is what you just dropped
What
We're because okay, you got a thousand fucking messages in my chat, bro
Got a chat is like what it says that I don't get good at any games that I any of the new games that I play
But the thing is chat I
Have reached the highest rank in Rainbow six siege
for
Every year for six years in a row and on top of that. I was the top
17 hundred player in the world and flashed right out out of a hundred million players
So at the end of the day chat the games that I do play I get really good
Just saying I can't even hate bro because you are genuinely 35 years old and it's like
You're still out here doing fucking Rick roll like mobile the gamer guy. I would ban you bro
But like honestly fellow 30 year old honestly
Hope you have a good day. Hope the back's healthy. Make sure to deadlift
So where's the video I can't even talk shit, bro
Fucking five-year-old I turned 30 on Saturday
Here's the Jinxie live react did you hear what Ludwig said about you, dude listen to your smile in your face, bro
No, what happened? Oh
Oh, did he say I was the better jungler?
No, wait.
Can she pause for one second and say something?
Yes.
Okay.
Right now we're reacting to Ludwig reacting to you reacting to Ludwig reacting to what you did in your tournament.
Oh my God.
It's actually the same.
The better jungler.
I watched his Warwick today, bro.
It's pathetic.
He's being guided by a genuine challenger-level jungler.
But it's like watching Ratatouille,
if it was only the first five minutes,
where Remy could not get a grip
on that redhead's fucking chef behaviors.
Okay, dude.
Come on, bro.
It's like chat, it's not that bad.
I'm actually up, you love this war work, guys.
It's not that bad.
There is no chemistry.
There is no synergy.
There is no skill.
let me be clear you are not the better jungler now and you will never be the
better jungler let's continue the clip dude I was obviously kidding Ludwig
I'm an iron too well I don't think I'm a better jungler than you look check this
wrong what Ludwig I obviously know that you're better than me I'm iron too I'm
in fine drama wait you know positive positive positive positive
bro this is not drama this is like just very friendly kimchi look at what I sent
you and click it. In Discord? You sent it in Discord? Yep, look at the link. What's
this? That's Ludwig's account and I want you to do something right now, okay? Do
you see what it says ranked flex? You see that win rate? Yeah, what does ranked flex
even mean? That means that it's ranked, we can queue up with five people. His win
When Raiden ranked flex is 11%.
Your When Raiden solo queue is 45%.
That sounds better to me, doesn't it?
See, but what does that even mean, bro?
What does that mean?
I don't understand what that means, bro.
It means, look, look right now.
Right now you're seeing his ranked solo games, okay?
And every single game he's played, he's either lost or gotten carried.
But you're the one that does the carrying.
Does that make sense?
Bro don't test you psychopath. Yo, bro. I already
Don't that you can't convince me that I'm better than it. I
Bro, I want to be better than him, but right now I am not better than him, bro
All right, okay, like bro don't test come on dude. I
Just don't give me wrong. I want to be better than him, but right now I'm not
You didn't want controversy then you shouldn't have come to the king and not believe this shit that chud wig said about you not my
Sorry, Dante's it is Ludwig Ludwig the German name check the clip. Okay. Okay. Okay. I mean it
I'm way. I never I saw this tweet Ludwig calls there a way to find out how many matches play
He has because I want to scale myself up to him
I can add them up for you if you want. Okay, Jinxie for changing games when they get harder to play. Oh
Man fuck Twitter. He's our actual vultures. I'm in a minute. Are you gonna see yep?
I'm lucky I can call out Jinxie real quick by the way. I like the Jinxie streams
I think what Jinxie does when he finds a new community. He dives into a new game is awesome
But I'm gonna say it and everybody knows that this is a fucking fact
Jinxie abuses a
Simple thing we all know very well
Bro, I still understand why imagine dragons is in this clip. Where's that?
I
Where did the imagine dragons come from the Dunning Kruger effect?
Because shit wait, let me look that up. I'm about to show you just keep keep watching the clip. I bring it up
Okay, I thought everyone in the Dunning Kruger effect. Okay, dog. Okay, bro
Ludwig not everyone knows some fucking bullshit fucking buzzword, bro. Not everybody
No, I don't that. Did you know Dunning Kruger, bro?
I'm gonna be honest. I don't know what I ate for breakfast this morning. Exactly. I don't know what done Kruger is
It's first one
Okay
Do you think he got it cuz I think he just opened it and then stared at words. I don't think he okay
Okay, I can read yo does look like that. I'm a fucking infant yo, yeah, I could read bro
I could reach it's up a game and
He loves that first month where you get so good at it because you go from knowing nothing at all
To knowing so much. Yes. That is the best part of any game or knowing actually what what your R does
What your Q does all right how to yes, please leave got a how to flip recent Rockley wherever it is
Why is imagine dragons play?
How much extra work there is to do he bounces to a new game
He like chat is he wrong not really no
So how's his drama I just clocked him hi, kid dude. Did he just say he clocked me? Okay?
Let it with what the hell?
He's not really wrong chat, but he's the thing. He just clocked me chat. Oh like
Like, chat, I'm never gonna, like, when I play Rocket League, right?
I'm never gonna, but like, the thing is, how many months in a row did Ludwig play League
League, bro?
Chat, how many months in a row?
Douglas, do you know anything about this information, or are you just spewing this information?
Okay, so, Jinxie, over the course of his life, Ludwig has played over 800 ranked games alone,
not including normals.
Well, no fucking shit!
He's better than me!
What the fuck?
How many of that played my account isn't even mine how many of that played 30 20
You play like I think not even 40
Hit SSL dude like I just I just play the game because it's fun
Hello Coots
Play it and lead, Jinxie.
Hit, Platt!
This is his, okay, so this is what this is about.
Bro, didn't this guy a Moomoo one trick to Platt?
No, no, I had a Fiddlesticks, I had a Fiddlesticks.
See, Dantez, you spread misinformation, bro.
You said he had Moomoo one trick
to win on a winning streak in it, Platt.
That's why I said it.
Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie.
You're making me lose, I'm losing the argument.
Jinxie, Jinxie, open my stream, let me show you something.
Bro, because now I've lose the argument
because he Fiddlesticks.
No, no, no, let me show you something.
Let me show you something.
Do you see my screen?
OK, so look at this.
He hit Platinum in season 14 split three and season 15,
right?
OK.
In season 14 split three, Ludwig had a 48% win rate
over 200 games on Fiddlesticks.
He had a 0% win rate on every jungler besides Amumu.
So no, he didn't play Fiddlesticks.
He lost on Fiddlesticks.
In season 15, right?
Don't test, don't test.
Let me stop you.
You're actually clocking in right now.
You're clocking in.
Yep, I got you.
And in season 15, he only played 50 games.
And the only reason he had plot is
because in your first 50 games, you start higher elo,
and you get plus 30 LP a game.
So no, Jynxie, he is not slaying that clock right now.
He's the one getting clocked.
Yeah, you actually just slayed.
Wow, oh my God.
You have a seat stew girl as you should.
And right, Jynxie, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Last thing before you go.
In season 15 when he hit platinum for the second time,
his overall win rate was 46%.
It wasn't even above 50.
How did he get flat with a losing record though?
That doesn't make any sense to me.
Because Riot tries to make it so that in your first 50 games, you automatically climb, so that then you think you're improved, so that afterwards you play more.
So it's like inflation in the economy, right?
Like every year, the cost of living goes up, right?
But in League of Legends, it's the opposite.
Every year, they just inflate your fucking rank.
So if you end the same rank in two seasons, then it's like you actually get worse because you should have climbed.
wow okay got it clock it clock it clock it clock it clock it clock it clock it
clock it bro how does fucking amiral town buster
fuck I want to chew up right now don't don't leave league a silver player but
he is right here I'll give him this bro Chad if I play league and quit in iron
bro I should be literally like I should be punched in the face bro like I should
be soft in the face. If I leave League of Legends, this absolute mountainous, mountain
climb challenging game, like I'm a loser, bro. The key is right here. I'm not gonna lie.
He's clocking it. He's clocking the year.
Hey, this is not me. What are we talking about?
What are we talking about? Okay. Can I offer a repot, bro?
Yeah, please.
What if I hit Emerald and leave, bro? What if I hit Emerald then what?
Dude, do you realize how brutal of a mug that would be, Ralph?
Don't test, do you realize how brutal of a mug?
If I hit Emerald-
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, if you hit Emerald in League, he could never come back from that.
No, he would have to like get an ass cat that says,
Jynxie is my daddy.
What do you mean, what if I hit Emerald?
What are you talking about?
What if I wake up tomorrow with a seven-inch penis, my whole life will be different.
But I have to wake up every morning with four and a half.
Rock hard, it is what it is. That's what I was gifted.
What do you talk-
I'm 5.2 erect, I can't even say anything there.
Talking about bro, my grandmother has wheels,
she'd be a car, like you can't just live
in a fairy tale universe.
What if this, what if that?
You're not close to Emerald.
You're not close.
Cause isn't Ludwig's peak flat?
Cause now I have motivation.
Two-time flat.
But okay, didn't he get the lowest caliber of platinum,
like the worst form of flat?
Yes, GenC, it's like in Rainbow Six,
Someone hits Platinum 4 literally zero matchmaking rating, like Platinum 4 zero rating, and then they call themselves a plat paleo player.
Because he hit Platinum 4 zero p, didn't play for the rest of the season.
Next season had a negative win rate, got Platinum 4, like 50 LP, and then just stopped playing.
Yeah, cause like, if he were like, a Platinum 1 jungler versus him, it's like way better, right?
Like they're going to be way better than him.
Yeah.
But technically they're both plaque quote-unquote. Yeah, it's like that in Siege 2 people will like barely touch a rank and then so he's really basically
Honestly, he's just like a really good gold jungler if we're being honest
Well, not even because again Jinx he remember his the only reason he had plot for the first time
Was because he went on the lucky win streak from silver all the way to platinum on the last day of the season
What?
The last gaming session.
Yes, I'm not kidding.
It's the only reason why he ever hit Plat.
He started the day silver to, I remember like it was yesterday, started the day silver
to, and then afterwards got Platinum 4, right?
But then the next season, he had negative win rate, but he still hit Platinum because
he ended the season before.
So that means, Jinxie, that you could unironically outrank him, even if he tries his hardest
this season, even though he has a head start easily.
I don't know about this season, but maybe next season.
I don't know. How long is the season? A year or something?
Six months? It ends in like December.
Oh, that is a lot of time.
OK, I'm a two time platinum player, by the way.
Is it a flat?
Jinsi, Jinsi, listen to this.
Ludwig's peak isn't even like Jinsi positive.
He was stuck silver.
Do you know what a Siamese twin is?
Um, it's somebody who is attached to you or something.
Yeah, exactly.
When Ludwig says he is a two-time plot player, it's like somebody fucks a Siamese twin and
then says her body count is two.
Does that make sense?
I actually, I'm not even kidding.
I actually know exactly what you mean with that analogy.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right, consider it.
And then when on a lucky win streak on the last day of the season, gained 500 up in a
a single day and then hit platinum for zero P.
The.
Woo. OK.
Bro. OK. He's mad.
I'm just right here.
He's got.
Don't face.
First off, I love the energy you bring to the J.C.
Streams. It's been really fun watching you guys collab.
Let's not step out of line here, buddy.
You have hit Challenger with Hecrem only.
You tried to go to bot lane.
It fucking failed.
Oh, shit.
Now we can bring up facts about each other all day on day.
But when we bring them up, let's bring them up correctly. I did not hit plat once luckily. I hit plat twice
And I'm about to hit plat. Okay. One thing I want to say though chat. I don't like how he says plat
Platinum four I
Hit platinum four twice. I don't like how he says flat because people do it in Siege
They're like, oh, yeah, I'm a diamond player and then it's like they hit diamond five one time with a point nine KD and
700 games played in that 49%
Brother call it what it is. You're a platinum for I'm iron two. You're a platinum for let's not throw around the word platt
That's just back for the plant want again this season
Three-time plant is not a luck streak. It is a trend
Let's continue so wait. Can you see pause it time for platinum for yes continue?
Yeah, so I was going to say, if Ludwig wants to talk about trends, he can talk about the
fact that if he would have kept playing in season 15 with a 46% win rate, he would have
probably ended the season gold.
Okay.
You're saying he got the bot, he touched Platinum with like the tip of his fingertip.
Twice. Twice.
It's how he's feeling.
Yes, you touched the bottom of flat twice.
Yes.
I think we're on the same page, bro.
Yep.
He touched the worst caliber of platinum.
The worst caliber of platinum.
Twice.
Hey, bet, bro.
Hey, so what if I get emerald, Ludwig?
What then, Dantes?
How long would that take?
do emerald in six months of your grand really hard probably i'm going to be
honest and see
did you want me to be honest with you right now yeah i thought i'm a lot of
my heart's don't be a lot of how long does emerald take in the
if you play league of legends everyday even for me two to three hours
by the end of the summer your diamond
okay politics is actually delusional version
not a university it's time by the summer that is
Let me just say that everyone in life is going to call you delusional until you prove them
wrong because the reason why they have a conception of what is realistic is because they limit
themselves by what they think is possible.
And if you ever break a barrier of what they think is possible or think that you have the
capability to then they just want to refer to you as delusional so they can keep whatever
conception they have in their mind of whatever's possible being only achievable by them.
So it's not a thing of I'm delusional.
I just recognize that you can break barriers and you can sit there and fucking be a trail
blazer in the jungle.
That's the difference.
I see.
Okay.
And I like that one week's jungler too and I'm jungler.
Like I like that we're the same role.
August 20th.
Do you know what you could do one day? Pause it.
One day what you could even do is you could tell Ludwig to assemble a team of four people
and then you do the same and then you and him have some kind of grudge match.
Bro, but I like, no, because then it would just come down to who has a better team.
Bro, I just, I just want to get better right now.
That's all I want to be right now. I just want to get better at me.
That's all I'm focused on I
Like I play a bunch of other games, too
So it's hard to just focus on me, but like right now when I can I just want to get better at me
Because I really do want to see my own personal progress over the next year. You know what I mean?
Even my league once or twice a week
I just want to keep at it and just see where I'm at. Do you know what I mean? Yep? I don't three months. There's no way
There's impossible, but okay the other thing though
So I don't want to play League just because of what rank I can get in League.
That's cool.
I love ranks and stuff.
But I like League because it's really challenging.
That's why I like League.
It's not like Valorant or CS where it's like, oh, my aim is shit and I learned the characters
and then over to my aim gets better.
I like League because it's so fucking challenging.
That's why I like League.
It reminds me of when I got into Siege and I've said that so many times, but Siege was
So challenging bro. The reason why I like League of Legends is because it's such an overwhelming game
That's the addicting part about it. It's fun learning stuff. Can we stop typing goon to Mia?
There's one psychotic guy in this YouTube chat that was like I stop typing this
Watch the video or leave
Impossible that's impossible
Not for any like it's Timmy could do it probably but like yeah, it's no way it's Timmy
Yeah, it's Jimmy's the best gamer of all time. No way. No way. No way
Yeah, but was it's to me a gamer of the year 23
I'm not even kidding. I swear to God. I swear to God
Okay, first off God's not happy about that because it's a lie on his name second off you could hit
Emerald in six months a hundred percent
He could probably hit diamond
There's a universe you can a diamond by the end of the year that there's a universe
It is very slim.
That gives you about seven months.
No, eight months.
It may be diving by the end of the year.
Diamond within a year.
Very achievable.
I can see the edits right now.
It's January 4th, 2027.
And I'm master three, just sprinting around the map with Warwick.
Like I could see this.
And I see the edits.
Jack, do you guys realize I could see the edits right now?
But Dante's also told Jinxie he could hit master in a year.
And there's no way.
And that's my fucking coach right there, yep.
Get to a point where later on, right, once you get to higher ELOs, you might have to actually, like, get a little bit of a different champ pool, but Warwick easily gets you to, I would say, Gold or Platte.
And then after that, it's just about finding the secret sauce that pushes you all the way to Diamond. I swear to God.
Bro, but isn't Summer ending in, like, three months?
Yes! Exactly!
Yeah, but the problem with Summer is that you blink and it's already over. So that's why we gotta lock this shit in.
walk this shit out but I think you're biased bro so I have to ask Bernard let
me ask Bernard dude I think Bernard's is AI assistant Bernard if I play League
of Legends every day for one to two hours a day how long would it take me to
what was that
Bernard
I can't hear anything weird maybe just a little background but anyway you made the noise
dimsets!
Alright Bernard listen bro how long will it take me to reach every road in League of Legends Bernard if I play two hours a day every day
Alright bro, realistically it depends on how quickly you improve, but if you're starting from scratch, let's say iron or bronze, it could take anywhere from a couple of months to half a year.
If you've got some game sense already, it'll be faster, just keep that grind steady.
See, even Bernardo agrees bro!
Hmm, Bernardo's range is fair, but I think six months is more accurate.
Thank you Bernardo, thank you dude.
Interesting chat, interesting, okay.
Alright man.
Alright, so bro, so I have to go bro.
Pass Ludwig and League of Legends.
The thing about passing me in League of Legends, it is like trying to reach the end of the universe.
You find out-
Yo.
What
Brother you're
You're like you're like average Joe next door neighbor. What did you just say?
Whoa, this guy didn't fucking baker
What did this guy just say bro
It is like trying to reach yes
Someone should make an edit where it's like him saying trying to reach my rank is like
Trying to shan of the universe and then it's just like an edit of him doing like a bad play
Just going at it
It is like trying to reach the end of the universe you find out that space is expanding because I am not gonna be emerald by the end
Of the summer brother. I'm gonna be diamond
Let's work on flat three first, bro.
Joe, think of it as your one.
Bro, this is interesting.
It's good.
I like the motivation, bro.
I like the motivation.
It's good.
It's good, bro.
It's good.
All right, bro.
Are we ready to fucking play, finally?
Well, me, before we start, Jinx, I just want to ask you a question.
Yeah.
And I want you to be completely honest here, and I don't want you to say anything you don't believe, okay?
Do you think it's delusional to think that you can hit diamond by the end of this summer?
Do you mean?
Do you mean like January 1st, 2027?
No, no, no, I'm talking about diamond by the end of this summer. I'm talking about diamond by September
Do you think it's delusional to think that?
Okay, now let me ask you a question, Jinxie.
Do you think that it's delusional for a little 18-year-old kid streaming every day with one
year to one viewer?
Is it delusional for that kid to think that one day in a few years he's going to become
2023 Gamer of the Year.
Wow. Wow.
Wow.
I never, now they say it like that.
But bro, I really do believe,
like, is there a world where I could hit Diamond
in four months if there was a gun to my head?
And I had to throw away my entire streaming career,
social life, personal life,
and play the game 12 hours a day?
Sure. Yeah.
If I play the game 12 hours a day for three months, maybe.
but I don't want to do that.
Like I want to play league as like a side game.
And you can.
And it's possible for you to.
GenC, the only things you have to do,
and I'm not kidding when I say this,
is just play league whenever you feel like it.
You don't have to sit there,
you don't have to study the game,
you don't have to play 800 games,
you don't have to have a 90 per someone rate,
you don't have to play tanks every game,
you don't have to be a meta-scythe.
The only thing you have to do GenC
is keep being delusional.
Because if you don't believe in yourself,
then why the fuck should anybody else?
And when other people are gonna think
that what you're saying is unrealistic
or what you're trying to accomplish is unrealistic,
the only thing you have to do is be so secure
in the knowledge that you have what it takes
that you don't let anything that they say get to you.
That's all you have to do.
Because if you believe in yourself
And you have the chance and the opportunity to impact your own reality,
then why the fuck would what other people think is possible ever impact what you're doing and what you're able to do?
That is the most beautiful fucking speech I've ever heard in my life.
Let's go!
Come on, Iron One today at the StarCraft!
Are you ready?
Yes. Bro, I'm gonna go beat high vibes!
Lock Warwick, motherfucker!
Alright, let's do it, high-vives.
High-vives, we're banning Rammus, we're locking in Warwick.
Let's get it done.
Alright, so guys, listen.
I'm actually gonna piss too.
Hold on, I can lock in.
One sec.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
All right guys when Jinxie comes back should I hit him with the most demonic one-liner ever
that's gonna change not only his view but also many of your guys's yes or no do we do it
Do I hit him with the one liner?
Yes?
All right, go.
Hey, down test.
Listen to me, bro.
Listen up, down test.
Seriously.
I'm listening.
Listen to what I'm about to say.
All right.
Yep.
We didn't do all of that talking and, you know, back and forth with Ludwig to go into this
Iron Two lobby and play like an idiot.
So now it's time for me to play proper and I'm going to play like productive smart intelligent
I'm not like I'm not queuing the blues. All right. I'm not
We're gonna win. I just want to tell you one last thing. Are you ready for this talk to me, bro?
Okay
To be content. What the fuck is high-fives typing?
Listen, are you ready? All right, what's up? Okay to be content with mediocrity is to be realistic
Realistic to aspire for greatness is to be delusional. Remember that
All right, so now we ready to get fucking
Yes, bro, don't test I've been delusional my entire life, bro, but I'll never change dude
And that's why you are where you are. So next time somebody calls you delusional
You just say thanks for the fucking compliment, and then you mug their entire fucking bloodline
Got it
Yes, sir
All right, man. Let's go if I lose I swear to God if I lose come on
You can't also look at the eunuch a sposh art
So Jack what is the odds of us hitting bronze tonight before the Drake album we need what seven wins no losses
Yep.
All right, so now Jensi, let's go.
I want you to start talking to me, right?
Because, yep, because listen, I want you to start talking to me, tell me what you're
doing and all that kind of stuff, because we're going to want to get to a point one
day, right?
Where I'm just like an add-on, like I just want you to cherry on top, but you're the
fucking delicious ice cream.
Does that make sense?
Stop the bottle there, and then scat it.
Okay.
Perfect
That's it. This is gonna be a five-hour League of Legends session bro until midnight until the drink drops
It's gonna be the longest I played league. Let's make it an undefeated winning streak
I'm already on a two-game winning streak from the other night yesterday. Let's make this a 10-game winning streak. All right
Let's go perfect. Hey, but listen listen. It's not even gonna be fucking perfect
You're gonna be fucking making them per for a fact. You understand off to the start
Yeah, all right, okay, so now let's go you don't have to join right now you don't
Listen your team's doing good, but for now remember we you'd like early stages early because I can't it's not like I can gang anyway
So it's not like I can act off the information
Yep, so that's why it's like right now like you can drone if you want
But it's like you should be kiting your camp in the sun right because this time that you're spending droning instead of
If you were kiting your camp, it would actually help out your game.
Because for you, droning doesn't matter until you're hitting the blue buff anyways, does
that make sense?
Got it.
Use your smite.
Second camp, always smite.
Good.
Nice.
So now, what we're going to be doing is we're going to be looking for all that.
So now, Jinxie, when you're hitting this, I want you to auto each of them once.
And now, go for the wrappers.
There you go.
Now, the problem right now that I'm noticing is that you're droning too much, so you're
not kiting your camps enough. Focus on kiting your camps. You don't have to overload yourself
with information to make it too complicated. Droning only when you're either walking to
a new camp or when you're doing your blue buff. But for now you're just chilling. Auto
each of the small ones one time after the big one dies. Alright and I'll go for your
walls. Good. This is good. So don't forget on these camps you're always going to want
a Q and E. So auto and then Q. So how you normally want to do it, there you go like that.
So that's how you always want to do it, is that you cancel your auto attack with your
Q animation. So you're always going to want to auto then Q whenever you're starting a
camp.
Got it?
Yep.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Okay, so now go for your blue.
This is good.
Just go for the blue.
Go for the blue.
You're good.
This is the number one trap that happens to junglers, as they get baited and it fucks
up everything.
If your bot is winning good for your bot lane, we're going to worry about that once our
camps are done.
Right?
We're going to be okay.
Yeah, because we don't give a fuck about our team.
Exactly.
We don't give a fuck about them, bro.
They can fucking drown to death for all we care.
We're just going to use our heads as our flailing for air, and we're going to use our heads
to keep ourselves afloat.
Does that make sense?
Yep.
Perfect.
So now what we're gonna do is we're going for the gromp, and then we're going for the the crab control w control
W control w now we can drone a little bit
Okay, all right, so kill the crab so your top liner is shoved in right and your mid laner is also shoved in
So what that means is you can play for the double crab, okay?
Whenever whenever your laners are shoved in you want to take advantage
What do you mean by shoving them back?
Exactly, yes.
So, when you're shoving it in, it means the enemy is on your tower.
When you're getting shoved in, it means that they're under your tower.
Okay?
Because it's about the state of where the minion wave is.
Okay?
No, get this!
Okay, this is fun.
Do not chase, do not chase, do not chase.
Right?
Chasing here, it's not worth it.
So you're gonna back off, recall.
back off recall now be be be be be be be be be be be be be just recall here you
showed my potential tonight listen I got you with it yesterday the energy was
filling a little bit off so I said today we're gonna fucking bring it back get
another long sword look at your inventory no go back go back go back to
your base buy another long sword when you have golden your inventory you always
want to spend it okay so right click right click another sword this sword
This one that a bit this so there you go. Yeah, perfect. Okay, so now go to the Krugs
Yeah, not so it's all good Norris
So that's why James in the future what we're gonna want to do is we're gonna have to get to a point where you can look at that
Gold number yourself and then know what you can already buy right because right now
It's like you're walking into the grocery store and you have a budget, but you're just choosing random items, right?
But we want to stick to the budget, right? Oh, yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yes. Good. Good. So now let's go for the rappers
Let's get it done
Go right if you don't find it. Yeah, let's get it guys
All right, bro. I can't see you tonight
You will you will but you just got a play like it done. That's all it is
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna auto all of them this once this is good and I'll go to your wolves get
Good nice. I like seeing that so now go to your wolves and afterwards. It's a gromp
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're playing for the wolves and then after wolves
We're gonna look on the gromp. Now GenC. Do you think it was good to smite the wolf there? Yes or no?
Do your gromp and answer.
No, because I won't have smite this guy.
Exactly, good!
So that's good.
So now, let me ask you a question.
How can you in the future not waste your smite then?
I need to be paying attention to timers better, I think.
I might not waste my time here.
It's timers, yes, but it's also making a plan.
Because if in your brain, I want to do the dragon,
do the dragon right now, if in your brain you would have said,
I want to do the dragon after the gromp,
then you would have never used your smite on the wolves, right?
So the problem isn't the fact that you smited the wolves.
It's that you didn't create a plan.
Do you understand?
Yep, no, I understand.
Good.
All right, that's good.
Because listen, Jinxie, these are the habits
that are gonna separate you from everyone else
at your elo.
And this is why I say for you, diamond is easy.
Because what I'm telling you right now
is that you're literally getting
challenger information.
So all you have to do is just apply all of this.
And if you're applying it,
Then you're just waiting to clock out the amount of games until you are a challenger.
Does that make sense?
No, I understand.
Thank you.
Coach, what's my smite on this when it's red like that?
When it's red, it's 1,000.
So I want your press B. I'm going to explain to you how it's my work.
No, I got it.
You see 600, 1,000?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, because I can explain it to you.
So do you see that blue thing in your inventory?
The first thing that you bought this game?
Yeah.
the team at and buy the right click the board later in king yep so now Jinxie
what I'm trying to say is look in your inventory the first thing that you bought
this game the blue thing with the number 17 do you see it yeah so when the game
starts off that says 35 every time you kill a jungle monster it goes down by
1 when it goes to 20 your smite does a thousand damage when it goes to zero and
disappears your smite does 1400 damage you understand got it got it got it
okay good good so that's how you can sit there as a player and you can know
when you're gonna have it upgraded it's after you get it below 20 at or below
20 and then when it disappears completely 1400 so is the way to like the
more you smite the faster this would upgrade is that how it works no no no so
So the smite numbers go down, it goes down when you kill a camp.
So when you kill the Krugs, for example, it went from 15 to 14, when you're going to
kill the Raptors, yes.
Now I could give you more information, but it's going to overload you.
For now, all I'm going to say is, randomly sometimes you end up making it go down by
two instead of one, okay?
So that's all you have to know.
It's like right now, for example, it'll go down by two, but your next three camps, it's
going to go down by one.
I'll explain later once you're ready for that info why that works and the way it does
But for now all you have to know is you kill a monster goes down by one, okay?
I didn't mean to W you by the way. All right. Good. That's fun
Okay, so now Jinxie
No, no, no, okay, so listen go for the buff and let me tell you something
You're at a point now where when your smite is upgraded
If you always want to keep one charge of your smite either for a gank or objective and you only ever use smite
on a jungle camp if you already have one in the bank and you're about to get your second so right now since you
Already have like only one smite you want to save it for if there's a fight
So what I'm gonna want to do is hover John bot John bot because we see tariff walking up. So it's John bot here
Okay, good. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for this gromp
And then after we're gonna go for that tariff and now because we have our smite up it could make it so that
gank goes better you understand yeah go for him you don't have to W you don't have to
W run up the turret just run up the turret this is all you're gonna do run up
the tower okay you oh right okay so you never really want to leave rooted yeah so
the thing is you never really want to lead immediately with your R because if
you are and they like stun you then your ult is fucked so that's why you wait
them to use their abilities and then you also can catch up to them does that make
sense yeah okay all right now press me press me there's nothing left to do
sure
got it got it yes dude I'm telling this echo right now he's they're fucking
getting shit on so how about we let him know let's all chat echo you're getting
like you can literally just all chat echo are you a taxpayer in California
because you're getting fucked you see what I mean got it all right so now we're
gonna look on the the Krugs and then after the Krugs what are we playing for
Raptors?
Raptors, yes. What are we going to do after Raptors?
Uh, buff.
Okay, tell me all the possibilities you can do after Raptors.
Buff.
Or?
Uh...
Dragon?
Well, no. Okay, so go to your wolves and let me explain something.
Right now, the grubs are up. The purple guy is in the top ripper, right?
So you could have actually after your raptors gone to take those no no no no no you're getting baited you're getting baited
No, no go from go from go from ignore this
But the reason why you don't actually want to from your grubs here is because dragon is your priority and it was coming up soon
Okay, so now look bot maybe you can skip our world still at bot. All right, so run runs wasn't yep. This looks good
All right, so now run Joan Joan Joan you need information. Okay now go in go in go in go in go in
Good Q Q nice E E use it again use again
Okay, now Jhin see there's something I know ignore the backs just take dragon. There's something I have to go
You're doing good. I'm telling you now. Are you ready for me to explain you something about warwick's w?
Yes, yes, please
Okay, so with Warwick's W, all it does is it makes it so that the guy closest to you has that little blood trail, okay?
But if you're already chasing somebody that has the blood trail, then you don't need to use it because you're wasting the ability.
Does that make sense, Prusky?
But what's the point of upgrading it if all it does is show me what people are?
Because when you upgrade it, it gives you more movement speed and more attack speed.
Oh!
Yes, exactly
Okay, so now you're gonna want to run straight to the grubs so start pinging your team on the purple fuckers
No purple fuckers. There you go. Yep. So I think now ping on top of your Heimer who's your top laner your bitty donger
There you go. Nice good. There you go. Good communication. So communication
But now he's coming, see, he's coming.
Exactly, yes, yes, because when you command them, they come. Does that make sense?
Yep, yep.
Go for the echo, go for the echo.
Okay, now you can sound it, you can sound it. Sound the rubs?
So now, if the echo walks up too far, you go for it.
So now, your goal is you're gonna play on this, but if they...
Always do objective before camp, if you're both a manable.
And at this stage of the game, yes.
There's a lot more that goes into it because a lot of the time you want to suss lane priority, but
Fucking idiot
Autoed and ran what yeah, he could have but he's a fucking worthless piece of shit scum fuck
So it's like more likely to get like stolen there
Yep, but yeah, so Jinxy and your elo right now
You can always prioritize objectives before camps always because most of the time people aren't gonna like can test them when you're higher
That's when you're going to use concepts like lane priority, because you see how you pinged your top laner and he walked?
Yeah.
If your top laner was under turret, what if the enemy team walks and now echoes the one with help and not you?
Exactly. No, yeah, like only go for objectives when it's like free and available.
Exactly, yes.
Don't just 1v3 dragon and die, and then play your team.
Like a braindead, iron.
Exactly, and that's even the mistake I wanted to understand that even I mean because even me sometimes I just do it
And then my team is not done. I'm like, oh, well, they can all get cancer. Yeah, you know, I mean
Okay snow Jinxie I want you to hold tab and I want you to see something. Are you ready? Look at your CS count
What's your what's the number? What's the number next to your character?
Is that the highest number in the game?
Yep, yeah
Fucking god, baby. You said that shit. Well, what is that? Don't you see that? What's that?
What?
Question of the bat. That's okay. What is that portal from behind me? Oh, okay. I can go to that for now
That's too much information for you, but essentially that portal is like, you know how every game there's like
Up for the dragon that gives you like a soul. Yeah
So the way it works is after your second dragon that you get or that anybody gets after the second dragon dies
There's something called a map that spawns where the entire map becomes slightly different based on the next dragons
Are gonna spawn until the end?
Okay, it's it's so much info it's so much info all right take your gromp and then after your gromp we're gonna look bot okay
Yeah, I know
I gotta pass a lot of the guy, I can't be doing shit like that.
Okay, okay, so look, recall then, recall, recall.
Why am I telling you to recall?
Think.
Yeah, I have no cancer, that's the hundred dollars you recall.
Exactly, and what else is there on the other side of the map?
Talk to me!
Get the merchants, mercury shreds.
There you go, yes!
So when there's nothing on our side of the map
And we see something spawning on the other side, what do we do?
We go to the other side of the map?
Exactly! But we don't walk there, we recall so we can spend our gold, right?
Yep.
There you go, alright.
So now, what you're gonna do is you're gonna take the crab, because you're mugging the fuck out of him, okay?
You don't... Okay, so you can smite it, nice, now fight him.
E, I want you to E, and I want you to control R and then plus R.
I
Mean bro, that was a quick scheme of leaving her. I think yes might have been spurting I'm not even kidding
Dude, I wanted to look at how much I'm P. Just got how much does that say? Wow
24!
24, baby!
Bro, you know what it means, do you know what it means, Jinxie?
Yeah.
You know what it means?
It means that before you were plus 23, now you're plus 24.
That means if you keep winning, you're going to go up to 25, 6 and 7.
So you're literally getting to a point where Riot thanks you are smurfing.
So they give you so much more LP and put you in harder lobbies.
Like yo this guy this jinxie guy he doesn't fucking belong here
Not that I'm on a three game winning streak in ranked bro. Holy shit. That's my first ever three game winning streak
Yeah, first ever bro
First and listen game winning streak by the end of this game. It's gonna be a four game win streak
You're gonna go on a 50 game win streak straight to fucking silver understood
Yes, yes, I've done more like opening the rooms again. You chose the wrong ones
Okay, wrapping attacks been DPS
Yep, oh, yo, I'm searching about the rooms
Yeah, are they always in the exact same three positions every time for every champion or does it change?
I think sometimes it changes, but you know, we can actually do like here
We're gonna make it right now. So you know about to do this shit again
I want you to click where it says so lock in just lock in
So I want you to click where it says Warwick Lethal Tempo.
No, no, no, don't click this.
Don't click this.
Click where it says Warwick Lethal Tempo, like the actual bar.
Okay.
Uh, fuck.
Okay, wait.
Click the little, uh, the room page next to it.
Like the room page next to it.
Yep, there.
Click it.
Okay.
Click the plus sign at the top.
Right next to save.
Click the plus.
Okay.
Uh, click on the left one, precision.
Now, click on the lethal tempo, so the second one, yep, so there's four, I'm going to talk,
no, okay, click the second one, yep, click the middle one, yep, the left one, the right
one, now click the blue thing, at the top you see the little blue one, it's a, no, no,
the other one, the second one, not the fourth one, so click where it says inspiration, click
Click that little symbol, now click the second one, click the middle and bottom middle ones.
Now click that one, click, now what you're going to do is click on below it, you see
out little yellow sword okay click the middle one left and right now do save and
now I want you to what says new rune page two to the left of it like you see
what says new rune's page two click no no okay no no no stop stop stop okay
never mind that's what yeah so now backspace all this and name it whatever
whatever you want. Name it something. But you can do it fast. Name it something fucking
insane. Okay, good. Now press enter, enter and save. Enter and save. Nice. Good! That's
fucking Jadywick, baby! Dude, I'm on a three game winning streak now. That's my biggest
winning streak in League of Legends history. If we win this, this will be four in a row!
Yep, hey, that's what I'm fucking looking for and look you're against a hechrom in this game now
What is warwick do to hechrom? I actually don't know does he beat hechrom?
He fucks him in the fucking asshole. Why cuz hechrom's fast but warwick's faster
No, because the thing is that if hechrom ever tries fighting you you're just always a better fighter than he has always got it
In order for a hechrom to win this matchup the hechrom needs to be like insanely good, but this guy's ironed sir fine
Let's look at the log. Our team has four irons and a bronze. That guy doesn't have a rank.
It's because that guy has streamer mode enabled. When you enable streamer mode,
you can either make it so that no one can see your name or no one can see your name and they also can't see your rank.
My chat is saying Yanara OMG Yanara
All right, so now Jinxie I want you to buy right now what did we learn from last game about when we clear early?
Just kite don't overgrown overgrown is just exactly yes wait so it's my teammates in my stream
We went in this jitty with bro
Because then that's four wins in a row guys exactly and listen jitty gets what jitty wants doesn't he?
Yeah, yes, but Jin see I want you to understand that right now. It's like
It's like okay. Let me ask you a question. Would you ever go to a daycare?
Well, what is this?
It's a word but answer. Would you ever go to a daycare? Yes or no?
um
I mean if I had a kid in like 10 years or something
But imagine like tomorrow would you go to a daycare? Yes or no? No
Because you don't fucking belong there, right? Yeah
It's the same with you and iron bro. Why the fuck are you so sure if you don't belong here?
You're right. I belong in bronze
Yes, I belong in bronze
I'm gonna get it tonight
Tonight's tonight. We can run thought that's come on
All right, so now what we're doing you're playing for the blue. Oh, it's like this might spike. Oh
Yeah, you have to run. Okay, just kill him. You need to kill him
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest you're getting those to this game
1 million percent yes like it's they're not even a doubt in my mind go to your
red buff your red buff yep you have to go for your right now it's fine it's not
like he's gonna be good no exactly he ghosts because his parents abandoned him
at birth so as a result he has to watch like streamers and get attention from
them because he never got any from his birth parents. Does that make sense? Yes I deal with that on TGF.
Okay so now listen you're going for the red buff okay now what we're gonna do is
after the red buff you're gonna go crugs into raptors alright. Now start kiting
your camp you can smite this you can smite this. But it's okay listen it's
It's something that you learn, where your smite is like your oh shit button, where if it looks bad you have to use it, okay?
No, Krugs, Krugs, Krugs.
Yep, control W.
Don't go for this, don't go for this. You're already too far behind, we don't want to even go for the behind.
Yeah.
I got you guys.
Alright, so now listen, you're gonna take these Krugs, after the Krugs you're going Raptors, okay?
I'm actually mad because that one's on me.
Yeah, but if I smite, I then smite and I kill him.
Yeah, but Jinx, he's ghosting because he's a shitty fucking player, and if he doesn't ghost, he doesn't win.
So what that means is all you have to do is just play the game normally, and he's gonna fucking lose because of how fucking doll shit he is.
What does ghosting even mean?
It's one that, like, watching your stream for information.
Like stream sniping.
Okay.
Okay. Okay, so now you're going to look on the crab.
So take the crab.
Do not use your E or W because you might be fighting your own list.
And then after this, I want you to walk to his boobah.
Now start pinging on his boobah while you walk there.
Okay, go go top crab top crab top crab top crab top the top...
Yep, run on the way through.
Now ping your play and then ping him on the top crab.
Pin-hole, pin-hole.
Just ignore it. Just go to top grab. Just start ping on the crab. Start ping. Just start ping.
Start ping. Just ping for help. Start ping for help.
Yeah, but I know, but start ping. Okay, Jinx, go back. Go back.
Yeah, you know, just fight. Just fight. It's okay.
You got this? At 600, you smite this.
Uh, no, man, you have to run.
Pussy. Yeah, but you can't pussy.
Okay, um, so what we're gonna do now, it's fine. Listen, the worst thing that we can do right now is stealth.
So as long as we're just chilled, it's 4 game win streak. Now press P and buy your items. We got this shit, okay?
Buy buy your team up. Yeah, right click the team up. Good. So now what we're gonna do is you're gonna walk to your ground.
I want you to drone top. Drones top. Give me the information top. Okay.
Uh, drone mid. Drones mid again.
I want her to walk mid.
Yep, they're just going to walk there.
Through the bush, through the river, through the river.
You don't want through the sheriff.
Now she knows you're coming.
Okay, so you have to back up now.
Now you have to just go for your grove.
So do you know why that gang failed?
Because she saw me coming.
Yep, so how do we avoid having her see come in the future?
Always copy the bush.
exactly yes yes yeah exactly it's like we can have you going out in broad daylight
you need to be using the the fucking the nights to cover your tracks is on the
sun so I want you to join me so I just want to do this you're you're so fine
you're so fine trust me now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go to your
Raptors and I want to draw a Medigan so clear this and then one more auto attack one more auto attack one more
No the wolf is the wolf the wolf the wolf okay now go to your Raptors
So we're gonna do Raptors into Krugs. It's a bad early, but you can still come back easily, okay?
Okay, so how we're gonna come back is you're gonna play for the Raptors and then after the Raptors we're gonna go for our Krugs
All right
Now clear it clear
Okay, so after the Krugs, we can maybe look on the dragon, but the reason, oh look, Hecarim's walking to the dragon.
So now clear your Krugs and I want to start pinging your team to go to the dragon.
Ping them. Go, start pinging, spamming, yep.
There you go, your Pace already moving.
So now finish this as fast as you can and then walk towards it.
Drone bot, drone on river, drone on river.
Where everyone is drone. Yep, so now right click there, right click there, right click.
Yep, good. So now walk, now press W, press W and go in, press W and go in.
I'll be in going
This is good. This is gonna this good. I'm not on her crib though. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. No
Hold it hold your cue. Yeah
Dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon. No q on her q on her keep fighting her flash. I want your flash on her
Nice auto auto
Yes! No! Yes!
Yeah, try! Yes!
Oh my god!
You actually can't drag Jynx, run away, run away, run away, you can't do this, you can't do this.
Walk to, no, not that bush, walk towards your base, towards your base, towards your base, your base.
Oh my god, I went the wrong way, I went the wrong way, I jumped that, I went the wrong way, I jumped that.
Okay, I want you to press E right now, press E right now, now, now, now.
And then E again, E now, E now!
No, I went the wrong way, I jumped that. I've never done that before.
It's okay listen we focus on the good bro. We focus on the good not the bad okay, so now buy your team at let's go
You're wasting time buy your team at
Record the blader and king you have a thousand three hundred gold
Yep now walk walk there you go perfect
All right, we're almost as high as a click there
Yeah, no, it's okay. It's okay. I mean you probably do have a clip but not the good kind so it's it's okay
Um, so now we're
So now let's fight the blue. It's like the blue. All right, and then now we're gonna poke your top to bottom. Okay much out of sight
Listen, you're doing better than Marlin at the very least okay, so you're good
Q it, Q it, Q it, use your abilities one.
So when your abilities are on cooldown, especially on Warwick, when your Q is on cooldown, that's
when you can drone.
As long as you're kiting out the camps though, okay?
No, no, no, go for the whubs, the whubs, the whubs, the whubs.
So like why would I not go grubs to you?
I just don't understand stuff like that.
So it's because right now you just cleared the grump, so if you clear the grump and then
you do grubs and then afterwards you walk back, then it kind of fucks up this quadrant.
So you always want to clear a quadrant before going, so now go for the crab, now you can
go for the crab.
So it's like, think of it like you always want to clear a quadrant, right?
Or not even start one before you go for plays.
That way if timers get fucked, it only gets fucked on one side of the map.
You see what I'm getting at?
Yeah, that one was my solid action.
No, that's okay, here.
So press E, I want to press E, E, E, E, yeah whatever.
Just go clear your wrappers, go clear wrappers.
We don't have to be too worried right now.
We got this shit. We got jiddy wick. We can't lose with jiddy wick. Can I just wrecked while watching your gameplay?
Your dog shit
Crash your car
No, go for the red. Well, so now viewers should know a lot about dog shit considering
That's what his foster parents fed him every single day instead of real food for years, right?
Okay, so like now what you're gonna do is you're gonna be going for the red and then after the red we're gonna go for the
Crods. Now why don't you do drone bot, drone bot, show me what's happening here. While you're clearing this,
show me. So smite this and then we can run bot. Smite this and then we run bot. There you go, good.
All right, so now let's go run bot run bot let's go you do not need to press w because you already have your mark on them
Run at that
You're on it nice. I like that you walk through
Okay, that's something that's good
Good, okay now hold Q you all right E auto attack them misfortune you need to auto attack them misfortune auto attack them misfortune
Good, okay nice
All right, so now Jinxie you're gonna want to recall actually press P press P
Okay, so you need 2000 gold. You can't wait. So now recall.
Jinxy, I want you to get used to holding Q, okay?
When you're trying to run people down, you have to hold Q, okay?
Got it.
Alright, so now go to your top crab. Maybe we're going to take the grubs, alright?
all right
my grandma can play better than this since she's blind
well it's a good thing that she's blind and so she doesn't have to look at that ugly
fox face
so now what we're going to do
is we're going to play for the crowd, alright, you can see
yep, so now look for this
go for the grubs
you got this
yep, this is blind
Okay now press E and fight E, E, E, right?
Yep, you got this, just fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!
Good, now get your grubs, get your grubs.
Guys like below iron.
Yeah, no, this guy's a piece of shit, but it's fine because you're not.
Now why don't you join mid? Join mid? Join mid, join mid, join mid.
Okay, I want you to go, yeah, honestly, you can run at this.
Go to enemy headcrumbs rafters, enemy headcrumbs rafters, they're right there.
The cambo you see on your screen.
Yep, look there.
You can't get there, you can't get there.
Okay, slot's gone.
Alright, oh, there you go.
Take it.
So now I want you to...
Uhh...
Okay, flash over this wall and ult her.
I want you to flash over this one, ult her.
Okay?
Nice.
Oh my god, that was so nice!
NICE!
Now hold c-
That was so nice!
Good!
Oh my god, I didn't know you could flash through walls.
Yes, you can.
So, but that was amazing.
Snark and Runch are at bot, okay?
Yep, one through the river. Like this is fine.
Yeah, you can flash over anything. This is good.
Okay, so now Jinxie. I want you to press W now.
And you're gonna go for the misfortune. Misfortune.
So I want you to go in on the misfortune, okay?
Not this way, the misfortune.
Okay, you need to fight this way now because she's, uh, she got away.
Either that or just walk. Oh, oh, good dodge.
Okay, just try walking away.
I can't move. Can I get some help, please? Can I get some fucking help? Can I get some help?
I come in a 25 second fight. What did I do wrong there?
Okay, so what you did wrong there was that we knew we wanted to kill them as fortune
but you didn't cut her off properly so she was able to just run past you while the swing hit you.
Because when you get hit you lose your movement speed, so you need to run in a way where even if you get hit you can
So run them
All right, and I'll buy your boots by boots as well your boots boots boots boots
And now yeah, where you're gonna lose you're gonna go for the Krugs your Krugs Krugs Krugs Krugs Krugs Krugs
Yep there, so why are you going for Krugs because your alt is up in 20 seconds
So if you go Krugs and then you go Raptors your ult is gonna be up for a dragon fight. You understand got it
John met John met
All right, take this and then John met it. Okay. She's low. All right
So what we're gonna do is we're gonna take this and then after I wanted you to actually
Go for the Raptors and then you're gonna go for the crap Raptors
Now why are we doing Raptors before we leave our jungle and go in the river I
I explained it earlier, go on the dragon, it's because we always want to finish one
cauldron before looking for a play, okay?
At least, okay?
Just now one you to E and then hold Q, right?
There you go, E, E, E, E, E, good, good, good, nice!
Now take this, okay, now E and you're gonna have to go on her.
E, E, E, E, nice, nice, nice!
Okay, get the dragon now, you're good.
I'm brought like iron is free. Yep. It is okay. You're playing nicer. That's fine. I
Got dragon
Coming back right
All right, so now jinx where you're gonna do is I'm gonna want you to buy the plated steel caps
I can't say work work work work work work work work. Let's go. It is okay
So now you're gonna go straight to the reptiles. It's bonding in five seconds. I want to run straight there
And then while you're running there, you're gonna all chat.
Hecarim has been obsessed with ghosts ever since his parents died in that horrible forest fire. No wonder he's ghosting.
It's okay. All right, so now what we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the the reptile, okay?
So just fight for this, nice.
Do not use your E on this, you want to save your E in case they collapse somewhere, okay?
Please hit the I, do you mean nothing in the back?
Yeah, exactly.
Think of it like a G-spot, when you hit him in the G-spot you do big damage, okay?
Yeah.
Like it's like you want to make the reptile nut and every time you hit the I, it's like
you hit his G-spot so he becomes way closer to like Ashley's bust.
I know.
Alright, so now after this you're going to run top, get the I and then run top, top,
now snow jinx you remember what I told you if you already have your blood
sent on them you do not need to use your W remember it
okay got it yeah it does but it's only because it makes your move it's when you
level it up it gives you it longer in like in general right so the thing is
that if they already have it on them it's like you're just reapplying it for
no reason like you're wasting a 50 second cooldown so if there's ever a blood
Don't W exactly. Yes
Alright, but you're doing great, bro. This is your game to carry on your fucking doing it
Yeah, so I want you to admit Joe met it. You're a man. You're a man
Playing these players. You are you are you're actually fucking actually feel like I'm better than iron at this point
You can't fight me. They can't they lose every fight
Yes, because you're fucking jitty wicker, bro. How the fuck can they fucking jitty play?
my team is O and not
is that even real?
wait which one is?
gnar is O and not
yeah that's fine
okay
so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna rock straight bot
okay now you already have a bot
so you don't need to press W okay
kill them as fortune then the swing
as fortune then swing
nice now swing
okay
okay
KSing like it's actually fucking annoying. Yeah, but you deserve to get KS because use your fucking W, bro
Why do you think you're W when he already has it on him?
It's a 35 second cooldown you need to not do that, okay? Okay
All right, so press P by yep Titanic Hydra. Yeah now you're gonna buy the death stands. Yep
All right, so now walk straight top straight up straight up straight up top top top top top
Like walk through the lane through the lane. Yep, you're walking through the lane
Jiddy wick, Jiddy wick smells something in the air. Ooh, Jiddy wick smells something, right?
Snow go
Nice!
Good!
Good!
Fuck, bro, I'm so fucking scared!
Yes!
you
you
you
I
Good okay, so now we're gonna do it is you're gonna watch shame it shame it shame it shame it
And the reason why one you met press w press W so you have a button
Nice. Keep going. Good. E. E again.
Alright. Good R. Good R. No. Okay. Good. Good.
Alright. Go on the swing. This is good. Hold Q on him. Hold Q.
Okay. Go on the Hagrim. Just keep fighting. You just won this. You literally just won.
Press E. E. E Q. Q. Q. Yup.
Chase. Come on. You got this.
Okay, now go in the queen.
Uh, right click on the health, right click on the health!
Oh yeah, just not gonna be able to jump into it.
That would have been crazy, oh my god.
Yep, but it's okay, listen.
It's about you seeing the vision, right?
Like, you saw the vision, so now you're good.
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, I'm telling you, I just solo carry every game when I...
Yep.
So now, Jynxie, buy your death stats.
Remember what I told you about items that have the actives?
Yeah.
So, your Titanic Hydra is one.
So when you're fighting, you can actually use your one.
So when you start getting in the habit of using your active item,
while you're fighting, okay?
My two?
Well, it's your one right now because it's on your first item slot,
but you can put it to your two if you want.
You have to put it to my two every game,
because I've never put it to my two every time.
Listen, you put it to whichever number you want to click,
or that you feel like you can easily click.
So now I want you to go to your blue,
and you're going to top to bot full clear.
Actually no run at the hacker, run at the hacker, run at the point in the game now where
you can start fighting.
Now the one you don't hold Q on them, okay, see, hold Q, good, hold it, no press one,
Try passing one in the middle of the fight, and then also Q.
CUT!
Keep fighting, keep fighting. Go, go, go, Chase!
Hey, don't chase, don't chase, you're good now.
Okay, so now go to the Hecarim's Wolves.
Actually, no, Ping Baron, Ping Baron.
Go Baron, go Baron, Ping Baron. Ping it, you need your team. Ping.
Stop Ping, get...
Okay, now Jinxie.
What is it about holding Q that makes it, like, hard for you to do it?
Talk to me.
Wait, I'm gonna die there and hold on to what I do.
No you're not, you're good. Just fight this, fight that.
But I was asking, what is it about holding Q that makes it hard for you to do it?
I just feel like when I do it, it gets me back.
Well, he does, but you just, you know, hold it, okay?
Alright.
I've 1,400 for spying, okay?
Hold it for how long, you know?
Until you go all the way through them, and then you can let it go.
Got it.
So now go top to bottom, full clear.
So you're going to sell on your blue, top to bot, full clear.
What if I test him out?
Uh, no, you're okay.
Actually, yeah, I want HG.
I press, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Flash right, flash right, flash right.
Okay, there you go.
Yeah, yeah, just one.
Alright, now go to your red, to your red buff.
Okay, so after the red buff, we're going to try pushing a lane, okay?
So I want you to take the red buff.
Why don't we just fight with Baron right now?
Well because Baron is more of a buff for your minions than it is for your combat.
So that's why you want to play around lanes so that you can push turrets better.
Think of it like it's a siege ink kind of like buff, okay?
How about their dragon is a fighting buff, alright?
Got it.
so now because you have Baron you want to push bot so I wanted to get the crab
get the sell crab and I want you to just push bot alright
alright bot bot bot bot bot bot just go bot bot and push him in in waves because
remember if you don't have the turrets you don't win the game so now kill the
chogat on item like kill them in in waves and then if he walks up you kill him
you get on ironically fight very easily keep going I want to use your word in
that bush suppress fall on that bush welcome to that that bush right there
that you see on your mouth there you go so now keep pushing keep pushing
pushing ignore the ground keep pushing run at the turret okay look man look
man drumming drumming drumming drumming follow your butt son follow your butt
son this is jetties domain now domain expansion jettie wick let's go
It's alright, listen, kill him as fortune, I'll chase the hacker, we're not letting him escape.
He's a ghosting fanboy fuck, alright, kill him, swing.
I know, chogat, chogat, chogat, this is a triple kill, this is a triple kill, E, Q, NICE!
Jagged, jagged, jagged, jagged, jagged!
I'm absolutely like, pollinating.
Bro, I solo carry every game if I'm not used to get up close.
Yes, I'm telling you bro, yes you are!
Okay so after this blue I want you to recall okay so now recall control R so now you're
going to buy open open your shop I want you to buy the sterax gauge remember which one
that was all right and I walk mid
okay so now what we're gonna do you're gonna look for mid okay okay now go just
go for this you got this
No? Fight, fight, fight, just fight, just fucking fight till the end, you don't have to arc.
Alright, so now you're gonna go swing, swing, swing, swing, swing, good.
I want you to hold your Q through him in one second.
Er, okay.
Run at him and hold it!
Hold, okay.
Uh, okay.
Uh, alright.
I'm holding it.
Well, no, you weren't, but it's okay.
It's because, okay, it's fine.
Okay, so now walk up to the turd and start hitting the turret you can fight the heck room to
Hit the turret. Okay
Uh
Q Q nice nice. Okay, maybe you got the swing too
Yes, there you go. Good shit. Okay, so open seven
No, Jinxie Jinxie look on the left side of your screen. Yeah, what about it? Okay?
You see a little character model with the number next to it. Yeah
That's how much damage you did in one fight.
What?
Bro, in one fight.
Dude look at these blaming, oh my god look, you're a sellout, you're farming wolves in
a fight, you got Diffed.
Bro, that's the first time an enemy said that I Diffed his teammate.
Exactly, yup.
Okay, so now I want you to open your shop open your shop. I want you to search up BF
You'll search up BF click here search BF. All right, and I'll just right click it good
All right now what you're gonna do is you're gonna walk straight top
You're gonna walk straight top and now you're just gonna push the top lane because in iron and bronze and silver
people never end the game right so the way that you have to end the game is by
pushing lanes so you can hit turrets okay got it okay so now go you got the
shit
matter practice holding my queue yep keep pushing keep pushing no top you stay
They talk, they talk, because, yeah, but it's something that you can end, it's that even
if you go, like Jinxy, kills allow you to push objectives so that you can get advantages.
So if you're only ever playing for kills, you're never gonna end the game and you're
gonna lose with 30 kills.
So now, kill this turret, and then go for the inhibitor, the big circle, yeah, that's
called an inhibitor.
When you kill these, that's when the big minions spawn.
So now why don't you press W and just fight till the end, fight till the end, just fight till the fucking end.
Yep, yep, keep going, keep going, fight.
Art, you got Art, you got Art, you got Art, you got Art!
Sorry.
We're out of 4v1.
Yeah, but Jynxie, what if I told you that you could have won that 4v1?
Yeah, no, I could have armed.
Yeah, but do you want to know how you would have won that 4v1?
How, how, how?
So when you're selecting targets to fight, you always want to go for the person that you can easily kill first.
So their Cho'Gath God's Opener is very low and he ran away, but then he walked back in.
So when Cho'Gath walks in, what should we do to him when he's low?
Yeah, just go for the lowest guy. I understand that, sorry.
Exactly. Yep. So that's why. It's just like muscle memory.
You're gonna have rough fights like that right now because you're still getting used to it.
Now on a respawn, we're gonna get the Baron. After the Baron, it's gonna be out there, okay?
An ally has been slain.
Should I find anything else?
Uh, no, you can't. You can't.
So just walk straight to the baron.
Chad, it wasn't the Marlin press-R. They told him to press-R for a minute. I have like a second.
Yep. Okay, so now listen, Jinxie.
When we're going in for this fight, remember, we don't want to target the tanks, okay?
Yeah, no, I know. Target the MS first.
Okay, so now what are you gonna do? Press W and go for the squishies. Yep, got it Miss Fortune, now it's juicy.
After this Miss Fortune, I'm gonna start hitting them, and Quinn wants to turn on the Quinn. Go on the Quinn, on the Quinn, on the Quinn, on the Quinn.
The Quinn, look, there's a Quadra! On the Quinn! There's a Quadra! Oh my god, I almost got it. I almost got Quad. I almost got Quad.
alright that was that was insane so now look you're gonna get this and then what
I want to do is walk to the edge of the bandit flash over the wall and watch
off the edge of the pit flash over the wall alright I just go jogging it's
too late now just go to the road test I have 19 kills
wait give me one second I think my neighbor just knocked on the wall as I've
in the screen. Wait one sec.
They're all gonna die!
keep respawning, buggy, use to that fucking screen
okay, I'm back now
bro, your neighbor is on top
uh, no, it's cause my wall connects to like, one of their bedrooms
but we got the dragon by the way
yeah
that's all that matters in life
they can fuck off for all I care
alright, so now this is what we're gonna do, okay?
I wanted to just push mid and kill the inhibitor
Okay, so I'll go for the inhibitor.
This is good.
Okay, now E, E, E, E, E.
Alright, I don't know why I have like my, I mean I want to say this in a nice way, but
I don't know why my brain dead teammates aren't pushing behind me.
Why are they letting me die?
Why am I even hit a 1v4 if I have 3 teammates with me?
Another piece so yeah, that's what you're gonna notice in a lot of games
So in a lot of games all the time your team is gonna sell you
So that's why in league is one of the best
All these that you can have a learn is how to make it set you put yourself in positions where they can't sell you does that make sense?
Yeah, I don't know but like if the big guy go you go behind big guy. It's like I can explain this to a four-year-old
I'm level 18. I have 20 kills. I'm jump. I'm gonna one so just watch
Press P. Press P. Press P. Press P.
Go behind big guy.
So I want you to sell your BF sword, like the thing that you bought earlier.
I want you to right-click it and your Inventory.
And then I'll buy Spirit Visage.
And then I want you to buy Elixir Byron.
Okay, now walk straight bottom lane.
I want you to- no, no, but, but, not mid, not mid, but.
Okay?
So in games like this, you already have the-
You already have the Inhib mid, and you have the Inhib top, so what you want to do is you want to go for bot lane
That way you can actually sit there and get it done. Does that make sense?
So now keep pushing, keep pushing
No, no, no, the wave, the wave, alright
Right?
Sorry.
Okay, Genji, remember, kills only allow you to push objectives.
So going for kills like that, that would get you nothing.
There's no point, right?
Got it.
Yep.
Yep.
I'll tell you if you need to recall.
Keep pushing.
Now one in Jon Mid.
Jon Mid.
I'll get back up and recall.
Back up and recall.
Your team is disabled.
You gotta get out.
No, run on the way back, run on the way back. You need to run away.
This might be bad.
Actually, keep pushing, keep pushing.
I think the enemy team is super thoughtlessly actually doing anything here.
Keep pushing.
Yep. Keep pushing, keep pushing. This is good. This is good.
I can't walk into the turret.
I know, I know, I don't want you to. It's okay, just wait, just wait.
Wow. Okay. It's fine. Just hit the turret, the turret, the turret, the turret.
The turret.
Did my teammate leave?
Yeah, yeah, but it's fine.
It doesn't matter.
You don't need him.
He's fuckin' like useless anyways.
Alright?
Now back up.
Don't hit this.
If you hit this here and die, you need to run.
You need to run.
You need to.
Alright.
It's okay.
Um, okay.
So what's the state of this game?
Did we lose?
No, you didn't lose yet because the good news is that Valkyrie is dead.
Okay
No, you didn't lose yet because the good news is that bell cause disconnected so
No, that that's your teammate
Yeah, but look at Jin see it's good because if he's disconnected for another three minutes
Then you don't lose any LP for this loss if you lose so it's a get out of jail free card
So you've just seen us all this for three minutes.
Now open your shop.
Our guy is one in seventeen.
Yeah, she's a piece of shit.
So open your shop and buy the elixir of iron again.
Okay, so now go for the red buff.
Wait, what does my chat mean?
I mean that's why you need that's why you know yeah
Okay
Okay
You might lose the game here, but it's okay if we saw for like 30 seconds you won't lose any LP for this loss
So now wait until you're always fun. You'll always find in 10 seconds
You might have to flash on the misfortune here
So I wanted to press W press W. You have to fight you have to fight you have to fight go in on the misfortune
Yep
Now e e e e all right
Okay, Jin see there's a chance that you don't lose any LP
Now we just pray to God and we leave it in his hands
Yep
No, that was your ADC
So my ADC just went one and 18 yep
Oh my god, thank God. All right, you didn't lose any LP. That's fucking worth you're good
I had
This guy's getting the
Brother is it like somebody's grandma whose folder PC or something how's that even I've never been so 80s you
I wasn't even up out of my first day because I'm just by my turf
117 bro
So do you remember earlier that one viewer that said something about his blind grandma
Yes, yeah, I think that that guy's blind grandma was on your 80s to that game
Drake on Jason's dream. What do you mean? Drake is on Jason's dream. What are y'all saying? Drake is on Jason's dream
What?
Bro, what the what the fuck is this?
One day
In bossing say
this is Drake from fucking wish bro what is this bro bro you guys made me think
Drake was it a shrink okay Jin see you know what I think we're gonna try what
do I do when I do 70,000 damage and don't win you queue again no I'm leaning
more towards like, quitting the game.
Bro, 70,000 damage and I don't win.
Ah, hi guys, we have to refund
because it wasn't a result, it was just a draw.
Wait, it was an elo.
Also, if my teammate leaves,
it's like we have to lose by default.
Maybe if the fucking Genara could leave
and literally burn her PC
and I never play this game again.
I, on my first day of the game,
I wasn't even one in 18, on my first day of the game.
You told me this guy got to level 30,
and he's one of the
okay jingsy jingsy let me say something right now
if you're willing to quit your five-hour league grind after one loss when
you've already won two games
because you got into by one player
you're never going to make it to diamond
genuinely
because
like we're at a point now where you're gonna have these tilting losses
but what defines us isn't the tilting losses bro
it's the fact that we cheer for the next one
and we still end the day fucking positive, right?
My teammate went 1 and 18, like I want to attack him in GTA with force.
Okay, cool, cool. So you know what the motivation is?
What? You got bronze and you never play with that guy again.
No, no, no. Bro, non-test. I just played for one hour in my teammate went 1 and 18.
I had 20 eliminations in 10 deaths and like 17 assists in 70,000 damage.
Okay, so when you were streaming for your first year and you were dropping dick off and your champion
r6 games and your only viewer was nightbot and stream elements did you sit there after one of
those streams and then say damn bro only one follower today i'm just not gonna stream tomorrow
You're right.
Look.
Alright, I'm going to go pee.
Jinx try ADC. It's hard. No, I know ADC is hard guys.
I'm just saying, if you go 1 and 18, just burn your PC to the floor.
Alright, I'm going to go pee.
Just burn your PC.
Okay, guys, I have an idea for this game, and I want to get your thoughts on it.
I'm thinking that what we do is this game.
I just told Jinxie to play the game and talk to him about a slot process, and I don't try to help him at all.
Thoughts?
Cause I feel like right now, cause I feel like right now one of the issues is that I'm giving him like a lot of info,
but it's like is he actually receiving the info, right?
What?
Wait, that's actually a good idea.
Wait, that's actually a good idea though.
Wait, what?
see that's what everyone makes fun of me for marrying my sister but it's like why the
fuck won't I when she has great ideas like that you know what I mean like name you a
single other part on the planet so what if we're fucking related who gives a shit you
know I mean if you find your match you need to be able to sit there and be able to recognize
said and actually like you don't like jump on the opportunities that you have yeah
it's good what bro so okay don't test listen to what I'm gonna say why is my
chat typing what what what too far what cuz I just told them that my wife is
actually also my sister
are you serious well James you do I look like a cock why would I let my sister
date another man think about it bro you're young I'm thinking about leave
the call you gotta be told like so I have an idea for what we're gonna do this
game are you ready well I just wanna can I just let it out for a second yep
Talk to me.
I had an ADC have one kill and 18 deaths
and we still would have won the game.
But my other like demonic disgusting human being
of a teammate decided to leave the game.
So because I had two demonic like sociopaths on my team,
then we drew literally all I had to do
was just let the ADC go one and 29.
But as long as he didn't leave, we would have still won.
because I was so strong and we had Dragon Soul
and we killed Baron twice
and I had 20 eliminations with like 16 assists.
But even though I literally was just jumping on people
and finger-blasting them with Warwick for the entire game,
because my sociopath teammate decided to leave
for no reason, after we already jumped 40 minutes
into the game, then we didn't win.
Okay, you're right, but I have news about this game.
Yeah, what's up?
So a lot of people have been saying
that you've been relying on me too much.
So what we're gonna do this game
is I'm gonna go gorilla mode.
So what that means is that I'm not gonna tell you
what to do, I'm just gonna make monkey noises.
And when you hear happy monkey,
it means you're doing the right thing.
When you hear angry monkey,
it means you're doing the wrong thing.
Understood?
Got it.
I understand.
Oh
You want to do this for 35 minutes, bro
Can we also I didn't think about it that far but you know what fuck it will see if it works Jason's calling me I
Can pick up the yo, what's up Jason or should I say yeah?
I'm hanging like it's just yo bro like legitimately like how do you have this much spare time?
How do you have this much spare time?
Brother what?
Alright, no Jinxie don't forget I'm not coaching you this game so you better talk to me about
your thought processes.
Yeah, six minutes and a second mark.
Brad, you've got 20 every time. No, I don't.
Yo, bro, are you actually gonna make- are you actually gonna make some real unnoices for the entire match?
That's it. You're gonna do this.
I- I mean, like, I think it would actually be a good idea.
Alright, do it. Do real unnoices the whole match.
Okay, alright.
I can't focus when you're nodding in my ear here bro no bro you cannot say anything to
about that play what the fuck was that I'm sorry you're right all right keep
being good real on noise real noises
alright I think this yeah that's like
Yeah, but you should have went for the crab and then gone gromp into walls.
Got it.
Oh yeah, do a circle.
It's not going backwards.
No, this is good, because I shouldn't need a coach to win an Ironjack.
I'm beyond this one
Yeah
watch the clip of this they're gonna be so confused as to what's happening bro just play the game
sorry coach yep I got out line one time
faker did this okay okay
bro I thought he was jerking off for a second
Are you sure faker did this?
Yo, coach, are you sure faker did this?
Bro, Jamesy, why the fuck are you not recalling?
Why did you randomly go mid?
Sorry.
Dude, it's not sorry, bro. What the fuck is going on?
Let me recall you fucking psychopath.
Dude, you caught me on psychopath?
You're trying to gank the enemy mid laner.
Are you sure that faker did this though?
Yes, this is a part of T1s. Oh my god.
Woo! Woo! Woo!
What? What? You fucking psycho?
If you're gonna do the fucking rafters, then you might as well do the Krugs too. Why are you recalling?
Because you just said the fucking RECALL!
Yeah, but that was before you did the fucking rafters! If you're gonna do the rafters and you already committed to a bad place, you might as well make it less bad.
Bro, just go back to being a fucking Corellum, please.
I'm not even kidding, it was literally in his documentary that they made about him, but
it's like his coach literally used to do this shit all the time.
The gorilla method, I'm gonna look this up and make sure you're not fucked with me.
Oh, back then, these were called the Goon Brella method.
Okay.
What the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Okay, so why would you not just, uh, drag him there?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Trixie, I'm gonna have to be a bit higher.
Because my nether just knocked on my wall again.
Because of the gorilla noises?
Yeah, I think, I think-
Did you just, I think-
Did you just fire at her, gorilla?
I mean I'd love to but it's because the problem is that I can try to be quiet.
Nice all the trains.
Fucking hell yeah.
I legitimately feel proud.
I'm gonna be honest, like, I genuinely feel bad for your neighbor.
I'm not even kidding.
I could not imagine being your fucking next door neighbor.
Like, I legitimately don't think he's in the wrong.
You're making me feel a little late.
No, one time I had to...
One time I lied to my neighbor because I was walking, like, out of my place, and then he was like,
Do you live there?
And I was like, No.
And I'm not even kidding.
He just looked at me and he's like,
is the person you're with like sick or something and I was like what why and then he's like every
day I always hear high pitch screaming so like if she's like sick in the head or something like that
like it's okay but if not like I don't know what and then I had to tell him like oh no that's me
yeah bro I if I was your neighbor I would probably not call the cops on you
100%
Yeah, but, like, can we really call the cops on you if you're doing it in your place?
Yeah.
Yep.
Bullshit.
Bro, if you murder somebody in your house, you don't think they can call the cops on you? In your house?
Yeah, but I mean, there's difference between murdering someone and making noise.
That's a good point.
Damn.
Fuck me.
Alright, so now you're gonna work on the grubs. How are you feeling about this game so far?
I just... I don't know. I feel like I'm... I just want to give up.
Okay, so listen, Jamesy, do you know what the problem with this game has been so far?
The problem with this game is that you're just doing random shit for the sake of doing random shit and you have no plan.
The problem is that you're doing what you see on your screen, and as a result, you're not actually looking at your name map to formulate ideas for what you can actually do.
Yeah, yeah, I understand coach.
So this is why the thing about jungling is that, and League of Legends in general, is
that winning is boring, right?
Because winning is about just doing your fundamentals until you get to a point where
you're strong enough that you can just 1v2, 1v3, 1v4, does that make sense?
So that's why in the early stages of the game the only thing you should ever be doing is
you're sitting there I'm like focusing on actually like getting more you know what I mean
yep no I don't think yes sir of course it's like okay I think about this okay
imagine you live in Chicago and you're going to school right and then it's like
you decide that you're not gonna like work at Home Depot so as a result you
can't afford the bulletproof vest right so let me walk to school and then on your
there you get like gunned down and get killed. Well the problem is that if you
would have just worked you could have gotten the bullpen proof vest and the
Uzi so when people come after you you can sit there and fire back. Does that make
sense? Sure. But right now the problem is that you're not actually sitting there
and you're not actually like getting your money up so you're getting your funny
up or you're not getting your money up and as a result you're just losing
fight say you should never be losing does that make sense yes all right good
recall yeah there's no play and I need a lot of things for you cool and I have
money yep so that's why now we play for this and then you're gonna go for the
Krag this I come for I don't know coach I feel like I'm doing pretty good well
without you right now I'm doing pretty good um I mean yeah listen you're doing
Okay, it's just good for sure
Well, it's because I'll tell you what the problem is the problem isn't that you need me
The problem is that you get in your own head and you think that you have like good place
You can do and then it just ends up fucking everything up. Is that my sense?
I think I just have to stick to the fundamental more code
Yeah, cuz think of it this way for every one good idea you have in League of Legends
You also have about 30 bad ideas. So when you follow your own like game sense the issue is that yeah?
Once in a blue moon, it's gonna go well, but then the promise that most of time it just ends horrifically. Does that make sense?
Okay, so talk to me what's the plan here?
Okay, but after your world is what's the plan?
Exactly so these are things you can see that you need to be doing intuitively like
When you're playing chess, do you sit there and do you move a piece and then think about
what happens?
Or do you think and then you move?
Always think and move.
It's the same when it comes to playing League as a jungler.
You have to sit there and do like, alright, I'm going to do the dragon now, but after
the dragon, you should be saying, oh my gromp is up in 20.
I can do the gromp after.
I understand.
Alright, so now we'll talk to you.
What's your sequence of the game?
My style.
Okay, and then after Grom, what's the play?
Uh, play default.
Okay, do you want to hear what goes on in my brain?
Okay, Gromp, Recall. By the time you get to red buff, it's going to be up. After you do red buff, you have two options, Scuttle Crab or Crugs.
If you go Crugs, then the problem is that you can't go Raffer directly after because there's 20 seconds mount on.
So then when you're probably going to want to do this, you're going to want to go like Reset into red, then you Crab.
After Crab, you can even check to see if the enemy jungler is in his topside.
And then afterwards, you get a good folk clear sequence, top to bot, where everything is going to line naturally.
line naturally take your red and then after go to the crags
or the crags explain everything you would do at like your pace
in your act ok so i would do red drone top ok came in slow
after red i finish red then i run towards wrap or towards our crap
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.
Okay, so now I would drone top,
Middle East not low, I would go for the Diego.
Diego, Diego.
After the Diego, he's probably doing the crab.
Press W now, press W now, press W now, press W now.
All right, and now just chase us.
Chase us, he's on his blue.
Chase, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R, R.
Now hold Q, hold Q.
Yeah, you're holding Q.
E, smite, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E.
Flash away, uh...
Okay, so that wasn't bad, but if you would have been faster at everything they did...
I would have got away.
Exactly, and do you want to know what would have happened if you got away?
Wait, so they're not E-E-E? Like, what did I do wrong?
So they're the problems that first I've been waiting for.
Yo! Do you have to E then E again, or just E once?
Yes, you have to E to get the damage reduction, and you E again to get the fear off.
off okay so now by your base so now on respawn I would look at my map I'd say
okay blue buff is up in 10 seconds and then no no watch your drugs and then
gromp is up in 25 so if I talked about full clear by the time I get to my gromp
my gromp is gonna be up I would hold tab hold tab hold tab hold tab jagged us up
in two minutes 40 so even if I full clear I can't get on the same side of the
map I was dragged. So now I would say okay well I could go clear, but I could also clear
my top side and then afterwards look for Rift Herald. Now the problem with Rift Herald is
I don't have ult, but I would go for my wrappers and then I would say, hmm, nephiri is low
and Vigo should be clearing top to bot. So Vigo is coming top to bot and it's free for
us to go for the Herald. So now I would go Rift like this and then I would go Herald.
And I would already plan that after the Herald I would recall and then I would look for my
my blue, clear upwards, blue gromp wolves, and then by the time I get to dragon, dragon
is going to respawn.
Okay, got it.
So that's not a challenge for junglers, is it?
Yeah, and that's why it's like, for you, you just lose segmented, like, for me, I think
5, 6, 7, 8 counts in advance.
I think of the game, 3 minutes in advance.
You just have to think one move ahead, right?
Get the eye.
the eye, the eye, the eye, and then recall.
Why are you in their jungle?
Why are you in their jungle?
It's not by the uh, by boots.
Why would you ever be there?
And now, walk to your boob, to your boob.
Why is my teammate in an enemy jungle?
Against what, how do you even end up there?
You're not a jungler.
Okay, we're one of League of Legends, JgC.
When you have to ask yourself why your teammate did something, the answer is always because he has cancer.
Why did my ADC disconnect? Because he has cancer.
Why did my top laner end? Because he has cancer.
Why is my mid laner in the enemy boobop for no reason? Because he has cancer.
That's always the answer to anything you're ever going to look for. Does that make sense?
Okay.
Okay, so now let me ask you a question. Why is your g in randomly going mid?
Uh, because he has cancer.
yes okay good so now we're gonna take the gromp and then after the gromp we're
gonna look for the bot okay we're gonna look bot because we can look for kill
on jinx and we're trying to kill time for 30 seconds until the dragon spawns
so now press W press W press W right now just save your art lead with your Q and
your E okay right so now E good okay so now push out a wave push the wave the
wave the wave the wave the reason why you're taking the wave is because dragon
So it's 10 seconds left. So you have time to clear the wave and then afterwards you get to the dragon. Makes sense?
Exactly, yes
Well, if he comes then you just turn when he's there for now, just take this now you don't have smites
You're gonna want to look to turn on the fight, but just don't use your E or your W. You're gonna be okay
No Jhinxie, why is your ADC randomly mid instead of being clawed right now?
Um, because he's in a piece of shit?
No, that's not what we said.
Because he has Ample.
Yes, okay so now recall.
Recall.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is hold tap.
Okay, you're gonna want to buy this plated steel caps plated steel caps. Okay, so now walk straight to the car
Okay, go for the rabbit the red
Oh, yes
So you're gonna want to clear tops about both here and then afterwards you're gonna want to look for crap
So do you want to hear what goes on in my brain? Yeah?
Okay, so most is responding soon Baron is up in 50 seconds
We see Bobcrab is up in 30 seconds
So we know that the little indicator saying Bob is up in the top river is false just as we haven't had vision yet
So if we go for the wrappers then we go for the rose we can also play for our gromp shove out one way
Bob because water shoving in and then afterwards play on craft then after that
We can recall and then we can look on the Baron or for a play around Baron or if we don't think they're gonna fight because they're an iron
You just keep pushing bot and play for turret. So now since we're gonna play for the turret
What we're gonna do is you're gonna go for the wolf so you're gonna go from
From from and then you're gonna go for the wave
You're gonna go after you finish clearing the wave to the crab and then you're gonna keep pushing bot permanently
Cane said jungle I need some help. That's a pain set
Well and listen
What he needs bro is to learn how to play better because you're not helping shit
Don't med, don't med.
Okay, we can look for something med.
Yeah, yeah, you just drop the tab and you can go med.
So now press W.
Nice, I'm gonna go for it.
The jinx is walking up, look at it.
Good ult, hit fucking ult.
Okay, so now go straight bot.
Bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot, bot.
Because you remember what I told you
what kills do on League?
Kills allow you to play the objective.
Exactly.
So now what objective do you think we're planning for here
by pushing our bot?
Um, we can get the side tower?
Exactly, yes.
So objectives are either the dragons or barons or things like that, or it's the turrets.
So now if no one is coming bot, then look at all these resources.
Every single one of these waves of minions is 150 gold.
Do you want the 150 gold to disappear, or do you want to get it?
I want to get it.
Exactly.
So now get the turret, the turret, the turret, the turret, the turret.
gives a fuck about that kill jane see the turret and then you take this wave and go for the
next turret.
So now this is what we're going to do alright.
Walk up.
right
it's hard to know that when you go
Uhhh...
Like, when you do that it's not very...
I don't know, it's not very inspiring.
Uhhh...
I mean...
Oh, fight!
Okay, sorry coach.
That's like, you could have went for that game-winning fadeaway,
but then the coach right before is like...
But what the fuck do you want your coach to say when you do a Marlin flash?
Me, ho, don't... don't compare that chick to Marlin.
Marvel plays games like he doesn't have thumbs.
Okay listen, press P and buy your Titanic Hydra.
Sell the third item that you have, the third, sell, and then buy the Titanic Hydra.
Now walk through blue.
Actually what you're gonna do is you're gonna go wolves, blue gromp, bottom crab, dragon, okay?
Now why are you pathing him this way?
Yeah but not because I said it.
Why do you think I'm telling me to pat him this way?
Because you're a quadrant and then we have to agg in the next game.
Exactly.
So now you can go for this fight?
I'm not okay.
Hit the bull.
I'm gonna press W and then uh wait wait okay now turn turn turn see if you can also on
hold Q on her
I mean, what I wanted to do was just jump on them earlier
Okay, Jinxie, the reason why that went bad is because again, you're not holding Q
Me half, there's two of them, bro
So what, hold Q. Like, in the time that it took you chasing Jinx, you could have auto-attacked the Diego six times.
Yeah, I know, I just wish my teammate was like, just wasn't fighting in mid every five seconds, because it really messed up my farm process when there's literally a fight in mid every two seconds.
Yeah, but that's why Denmark's a good jungler. You sit there and that just gives you more opportunities to look for.
So you should be grateful that they're promo fighting in mid because now you have more things to assess so that you can find more place to make
See it could be worse
It's like Jinx you right now. It's like we're playing basketball, right and you're against like a team of all stars like LeBron
You know like and all the other guys in their prime
Well someone like Michael James or something?
Have you literally just played League of Legends for the last 20 years?
Yeah I'm not into like sports. But there's a lot of Michael James stuff.
Are we fighting this or what? Are we fighting this or what? My team is playing it.
Yeah yeah, look man, look man.
That's subtle. You should press subtle.
Alright.
Hold Q. Alright.
Um...
Okay.
Just back off.
So now, what you're gonna do is just walk to your raptors, because you can't really take anything.
Bro, I never missed my ult. Bro, I'm sorry.
No, it's okay. You missed like three today, I think.
Alright, they're fighting again. Like, let's keep fighting.
Yep, but listen, that just means more opportunities for you.
So now, go through the bush, through the bush, through the bush, through the bush, through the bush.
Okay, good. You have a fine canal. Join me.
Okay, press W, press W, press W and run over, press W, yep, and run over.
When you press again, then I want you to hold E.
Okay, now turn on the period, you can't catch up to her.
Nice, okay good, now stop buying your best sounds.
So, Jinxie, why did that fight go bad?
Because I didn't hold Q.
Hey, hold Q!
I like tapping, I like tapping, I don't like holding a key, I don't like it coach, I don't like how I'm fucking bailed!
Okay, GenC, and I don't mind paying fucking taxes, but if I don't then that government is gonna fucking put me in prison,
where I'll get railed in the ass by nine different men every single day, because I'm gonna be the twink of the fucking block, okay?
So, I don't give a fuck what you like or don't like, you use hold Q and you learn how to do it, and you're gonna 1v9 20 times more, do you understand?
do you understand?
yep, got it coach, understood, yes sir, I'm a piece of shit
okay
so now, what you're gonna do here
is you're just gonna spam ping Baron
I want you to walk to Baron and just spam ping him
fuck this shit
I'm just not gonna spam ping him
yep
so now what you're doing is you're walking here to get vision of it to see what's going on
okay?
I want you to ward the bush right here
the bush right there, there you see, there you saw the skin right now
what what, there's no bush
ooh, bottom, bottom, stop, stop, stop, you call, right?
stop hitting baron
walkman, just walkman
just walkman
no, there's that one right there, but it's already warded
just walkman
follow the bunch hell, follow the bunch hell, follow the bunch hell
get R
okay
so now push the wave
push the wave
Look for the bottom crab, the bottom crab.
Because if you sit mid now, it's not well to your useless.
So use this time as downtime to farm your camps.
If your team dies, so be it. Go take your blue. Go take your blue.
And now join mid. Take your blue and join mid.
If any fights break out, then you go to help them, but if not, then you just farm.
Okay, so now practice holding your game forward.
Okay? Holding Q on the ground.
Okay, there you go
So, okay
Maybe this is why you're having trouble with it, Jinxie. When you hold you on something
You need to keep your mouse cursor over the the target while you're holding it, okay?
Okay, I got it
Try doing that. It might actually help more. After you're raptors, you're gonna walk to the dragon
You might be the greatest fucking iron player of all time.
I already know bruh.
Alright go take drag, go take drag, go take drag, then you recall.
I'm the greatest of all time.
Now James, see, why did that fight almost go bad?
I didn't help you.
Yep, so after this game, even if you win, what we're gonna do is we're gonna practice together,
and I'm gonna walk in a champion and we're gonna practice holding a gun.
because this is something that I'm telling you you need to learn because it's
it's generally gonna lose you so many games.
Yeah just go buy it.
I shot a pig.
Jen like oh my fucking god!
Okay so recall, I want you to recall now.
You can do this.
So now buy your death stand.
And then I want you to buy star arc stage, every game an iron is like this Janksy, but
the better that you get at the game, the more times when they go for fights you'll be able
to get a ship and kills.
Why would he help there? Because if he shoots that then I can hit Aaron faster with him.
Okay, so now after you take this fight, I want you to look for the Baron.
I want you to ward over the Baron more.
You can't seal this to zone out smite, just go around the wall.
Yep, right click a lot. Nice.
Now put a sub in and run with him. Put a sub in and run with him.
Yep, go.
So back up right now, and I want you to hear, uh, actually, Valkshaar bot.
If somebody says hold Q one more time, I'm gonna burn my PC down.
I'm gonna literally burn my PC down.
Okay, so why not just do it?
because like it doesn't work I don't know like tapping it is just consistent I
get that animation every time when I hold it it just gets weird
Jinxie it's like a it's like a three-year-old saying that I don't feel like
going to the toilet because sometimes I can't hold it in so I'd rather just
shit my pants in the fucking diaper because that's just more consistent but
if you never learn how to potty train then what the fuck are you gonna do
all right I guess you have to bro you have to because you don't get used to
Okay, so now go for the bot turret.
I want to try, wait, just backup, backup, they're all coming through.
Backup.
I want you to backup in that bush and then just sit there.
Okay, now go for the minion wave.
Now press W and run on him.
Both Q on him.
W and both Q.
I just see, I see, I see.
Hold Q, hold Q.
Nice! Nice! Not bad, good.
Alright, now just run at him.
Now hold Q again.
Alright, plus Q, plus Q.
And E, E, E, E.
Where's my team?
Where's my team?
Where's my team?
So listen, what matters there is that that play would have worked if Diego didn't have flash.
But now he has no flash, so you're good.
But what you have to take away from that is the fact that you actually held your Q there.
Like that's progress. Even if you lose this game, the fact that you held your Q once,
is progress. You're getting better.
Okay, got it.
Were you excited for the Drake album, Dantez?
Are you a big sixer?
No, no, right.
You're not a...
Wait, you're not a...
I thought you were Canadian. How do you not like Drake?
Well, it's not a thing. Like, I don't like him.
It's just a thing of, like, he makes songs.
You know what I mean?
Like, a lot of other people make songs if I listen to songs like them, but like, you know what I mean?
Your turret has been disrulped.
I feel like if my house got burned down, my chat would be like,
You wouldn't have had your house burned down if you held Q.
Are they right?
You just need to stay to sleep.
Yeah, they're on it, pretty.
But listen, maybe if you had a health cure-
Did I buy anything or no, you didn't say anything.
No, no, no, just go back, go back, go back.
But think of it this way, James, imagine your house burns down,
But if you would have ended your game 3 minutes faster you could have stopped the electrical fire
And the reason why you didn't stop it is because you didn't hold Q so you can not make a game
Think about it
I wanna walk mid
No no walk back
Here you are gonna die like this
Go for it
Flash on the head, we can't see
Flash on the head
Oh, hold Q on the head
Oh, okay okay
Like how am I gonna pull this one?
How?
How?
How?
How?
How?
Where are you guys?
Alright, how about I just end just because this whole queue shit's annoying.
Yo guys, it's a 4v1.
Holding Q doesn't bring Jesus to Earth, okay?
Like, oh my god, it's a fucking 4v1!
4v1!
What is holding Q gonna do?
Do you want me to teach you or do you want me to glaze you?
Nice.
Yeah, your team is just fucking bulge at this game.
Like I'm gonna be honest, it's completely their fault.
If they would follow you up on any play at all, then you'd be able to completely win,
but the fact that they're saying that, they're just like a complete fucking piece of shit
that's holding you back.
Okay.
Can I show you something?
Jhinx, can I show you something?
Why does it ask me to verify my email every time?
Because you're stuffing brofido.
Okay, I want you to look at my screen share, okay?
Do you see my screen share?
One second.
Come on, in a sec.
Alright, what's up? I'm away.
Okay, I want you to watch this, okay?
So here you're walking, right?
And then here you find the Jinx, okay?
If you hold Q on her, right here, what do you think happens?
Nothing, because holding Q doesn't work.
Every time I do it, my guy just does nothing.
And then you're like, hold Q, and I'm like, alright, I'm just going to tap it, because holding it didn't work.
Okay, so then watching the bot isn't going to help anything.
So let's get into practice, so are you ready?
wait let me get a snack cuz I'm hungry maybe maybe I'm not me you don't deserve
teeth you just lost the game you're gonna sit down and you're gonna get in
the practice so okay now you're gonna lock in more work I'm gonna lock in
James okay the holding Q is not a real it doesn't work out it's not a real thing
Like every time I do it he just never attacks, he sits there.
It's because the problem is that your mouse cursor is not staying on top of the champion.
It's like, I'll give you an example, it's like in Rainbow Six, if you're shooting in
the same spot, right?
But then what if the guy moves?
Yeah.
Right?
Well, what do you do then?
Bro, don't say Rainbow Six, bro.
You were doing this thing, you were doing cover fire.
You're just shooting at nothing.
Yeah, because my coach
wouldn't even tell me what flipping cams meant.
I have a question.
All right, this is a different question.
I need you to just answer these questions.
Maybe it has fallen.
Yeah.
When I hold Q,
is it the same exact range as tapping Q?
Yes or no?
Yes.
Okay, next question.
I just want you to answer the answer now.
If I hold Q, but I'm out of range,
and then I keep holding Q as I get in range, does it work?
Do I have to re-initiate the entire thing?
No, it works.
So I want you to right now, like I'm right here,
I want you to try holding Q on me.
It worked.
So now like sit there
and I want you to refresh your ability cooldown.
Click the first button.
Why are you only tapping?
There you go.
Hold, hold.
hold so why is it working now but it didn't work before but right there you
just have so what are you doing that makes it so that sometimes you hold and
other times you tap I think I just am rain dad yeah I think I'm just I think
I'm just stupid okay well that doesn't solve anything so give me like a real
answer why is it that sometimes you hold it and other times you only tap it I
I
Rocking I can't tell you. I don't know. I know I wanted to see something. I wanted a whole turn
Right, okay, keep hoping children
So I come with
And now what happens there when you just happen
So is there ever a scenario where I should just have when I'm fighting someone like when they're on the
The only time you ever cap is if they're literally on top of you attacking you from on top of you
That is it, but if they're not you always hold no matter what because like like hold it
Look see I just got away because you didn't hold it do it again keep practicing
That's actually
Can I eat now?
You see that?
Can I eat now?
Not yet. I still want to teach you something.
Level up your character a few times.
Now what you're going to do is, I want you to practice.
I want you to arm several points in your ult.
And then I want you to arm me and then hook you on top of me.
Now hook you.
Okay, do it again. Do it again.
That seemed like I hinted by doing that. Dude, I got a weird hint.
Alright, do it again.
No, so while you're ulting, while you're ulting, what you do is you hold Q, like by the end of it.
You just have. Jinx, you just lost the game because you just have.
I'm holding Q.
I'm R'ing him and I'm holding Q. Look, look, look, watch.
Okay, go.
on on Jesus I just ardent help you right after
guys am I wrong or is he wrong
so keep your cursor on top of me so I want you to sit there and the army
and then just keep holding your cursor on top
that's fine it's got the cursor
do it again wait now
Oh, it's over.
You got it now?
Okay.
Yes. So now again, hold on.
Okay, now I don't want you to...
I want you to just hold Q.
Now just hold Q.
Again.
Again.
Again.
Oh, it's over.
Oh my god.
Keep going, keep going. Again.
There you go again. Yeah, I want to see you do it again. I'm back. I know aren't then hold Q aren't then hold Q
No, Jaxie, can I even get away from you now? No now can I eat coach please?
I'll let you have one snack and I'm gonna teach you something new. All right. Yeah, I'll be a guy
Dude Drake's dropping in two hours chat
Alright, guys, I'm gonna be completely honest.
I genuinely think the only thing holding him back was the fact that he wasn't holding Q.
So now if he's actually holding Q, I think every single one of his games is just gonna
be insane.
Like, I'm not even trolling.
He still doesn't understand his E. Yeah, that's the next thing I'm going to teach him.
Any other things that I should teach him, or are you guys saying that that's about it?
Because now I want to teach his like E-Q-E combo.
Do not overload.
Active items.
I don't think I teach him active items or wards yet, I think right now we just focus on the
absolute basics and then tomorrow we can sit there and we can actually like do more, you
know what I mean?
Teach him not to leap with R. I mean, yeah, I get it, but I feel like an iron that's not
like a big thing yet you know I mean
maybe I make him practice like landing itself
I mean when I'm like max movement speed
what are you eating?
I got a snack, I got a snack
well okay what are you eating
wait hold up
five minutes till episode 4 of Ice Man
wait say walaah
okay that's enough time for us to practice another combo are you ready?
okay
so Jinxie
now I'm gonna want you to sit there
put your hands on your keyboard
Okay, now let's practice again what you learned. Hold Q on me. Go.
Again.
Again.
Again.
Again.
Alright, you learned. Now again, RQ.
Watch this here, RQ.
Again.
RQ, RQ, RQ.
Okay, you're good.
Okay, so now Jynxy, this is where you're gonna learn now. I'm gonna teach you how your E works. Are you ready?
So, I want you to press E and I want you to look at your hot bar.
Do you see how when you press E, it's like there's like a one second delay and then you
can like press E again.
Do you see what I mean?
Yeah.
So, the first time you press E, it gives you damage reduction.
The second time it clears, okay?
So I want you to press E and then don't press anything else, alright?
Okay.
Okay, now I want you to press E, and then as soon as you can, press it again.
Press it again.
No, press E.
Yeah, I'm pressing it again.
So, do you see how I have a thing on top of me that says fleeing?
So what that means is that whenever people are in range of you, and you press E on top of them, or the cast time expires,
then they get CC, they get crowd control.
So that's why what you want to do is I want you to E, hold Q on me and then E again.
Try that.
No, you just stop there. Try it again.
No, it's E, hold Q, E.
E, E, hold Q and then E.
and then you instantly press it. So, Jengzee, I want you to just look right now at your
keyboard, okay? Look right now at your keyboard. You see where your fingers are, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. So, right now, you know where your E is. So, if I say E, you just tap it, right?
You don't have to look at your keyboard, right?
Yeah.
Okay. So, E hold Q, E. Do it again. Again. Hold Q, E. There you go. Now do it again.
Okay, throw it again.
Okay, so what this does is it makes it so when you get on top of people and you hold
your Q, that now you can fear them to CC you so you can shit on them.
What's up?
Sometimes, Twink is dropping in two minutes though, bro.
Alright, does that mean League of Zobber for today?
No, no, no, no.
Like, it's an episode, right?
What's an episode?
Shad's episode 4?
It's on his YouTube?
Or are you ready?
Sometimes are you ready bro?
Alright fuck it, let's watch it.
You can leave by the way, you can leave.
Oh, let me just get something to blow my nose one sec.
Shad don't see it.
Where do you see that?
All right, but on his lock in it's like the biggest album drop of the year
When's the last time you dropped an album?
I think like all the dogs in our chat, is that 124?
Where's the comment? Oh.
All right, lock in. Bro, are you ready?
Yep, let's see if it's good.
Wait for chat. What is an episode?
What is an episode? What is an episode?
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Only see myself in my therapist glasses, but I'm not taking it serious because she's very attractive
I know it's a heavy-ass decision
Wait so they got this thing do this is frozen. Is this actually happening right now?
Is this real
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They froze the building. Holy shit, that's insane.
It's still the laziest thing I've ever heard in my life, but I don't even know what the
point is.
What was even the point of this?
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
I feel like I'm on FaceTime with Drake and he's like,
DROP.
Where's the songs at, people?
I don't care about an episode.
This is actually the worst way they're starting to be helping.
You're fucked, Drake. At this point we need to get ripped, Harold.
Rob Drake's a great artist. He makes incredible songs.
What the fuck am I listening to?
What is this?
Bro, stop talking!
Where am I? Where's the song?
Shout out to the real fans and knew what I had in the basement.
Shout out to the fake fans I thought we had in the range.
Yo, if you think this is good, you're just delusional in your dick sucking, guys.
This is just low energy talking.
If you think this is good, you're either brain dead or delusional in dick sucking.
Like Drake's one of the greatest artists of all time.
I'm not a delusional psychopath, though.
If you think this is good, you're delusional in your brain dead.
How many times have you tried to suck me out of that?
Isn't that what that bunny also does?
How many times have you about to ask if I had a vacation?
How many artists I've had to witness do bad imitations?
Natives want me all bent out of shape, rattled and shaking.
My dad got cancer right now.
We battle at stages.
Trust me when I say there's plenty things
that I'd rather be facing.
All right, I'm calling loads.
I'm calling loads.
And this time, ask me to be deeper.
I play the explaining.
First flow's called tonight.
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Yeah, once it's me and watching rap, fax
900 million for the chase
Rack city, bitch, we remember the ad
Damn, trying to get back to that
It's dude shit, he takes care of it on the lab
Fax, hit a nigga doing labs
Trippers on my lap, I'm about to make a bad bed
Hey, telecom ain't get it, boy, I'm lab dance
Damn, y'all's really all I hoppin' back down
Huh, now your names got redacted in
Yeah, now your niggas got a side check
Yeah, and I'm on the west side of pack 10
Yeah, I'm fuckin' powerful, suck, yeah
I'd like you to love me and wife
And you wouldn't need to worry about a shit in your life
Hey, why?
Whee, hey, shit
Car, while I'm living large
Yeah, and I put that on seat
There's enough for the bar
When I lost big Nadia, I took it hard
Need to call up a star for some call hard
My new girl girl, you gotta look apart
Hey, it's Mr. Make-Up, like, down there, go
It's Mr. Poster, there's a way, go
Now, too hard for the fucking radio
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Too hard for the fucking radio
What the fuck?
Who the fuck is the academic student in here?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck?
What the fuck is the academic doing in here?
The hell?
It's getting a lot better.
I'm just gonna be honest.
It's getting a lot.
The songs are just way faster pace and more energizing.
I'm starting to actually love it.
Yeah, that's the first three. I agree. It was really just lazy
But now it's like they're all energized in fast-paced. I like it. It's getting a lot better
I had a good feeling about this album
I tell you, say to me that all of them on G-Mouth DM ain't my man, nothing.
Don't try coming around when the sports back to 10 nothing.
For real.
I don't want your nothingness shit.
Look up, turbulent flights, dodging cumulus clouds, squares drawn a line, but we at the root of it now.
It feels like I got a lot of even time, so I don't know if these are wins or not, based on what's suitable now.
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Can't eat plain paints, y'all should pull up like a Barbie
Riff when you so drunk, you just play Mickey then some party
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Before you know they get him kicked up out the lobby
Girl, you know what's up with me, I fill up in her heartbeats
She said she was Persian and started speaking Farsi.
I don't know what's up with me, lady.
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Fuck! I feel like I'm watching more of a porno than a fucking album! Fuck! He's now
I mean fuck!
I'm better whip this headset off y'all I got about five more minutes in me we
need music Drake I'm not hating I don't I'm not hating I don't listen to sex
song all three albums shopping at midnight wait three three albums
So he's dropping three albums in one hour.
Three albums in one hour.
Los's reaction to this information. Three albums in one hour. Let's see what Los says.
Oh, Chrome Broke.
Chrome Broke. Chrome Broke. Chrome Broke. Okay. Oh! Yo, Broke! What does that mean, Bro? What does that
What does that mean bro?
What does that mean buddy?
What does that mean?
Buddy, hey, what does that mean?
There are, buddy, hey, what does that mean?
There are three drinks.
To get 1080p on kick I have to log in.
What?
What the fuck did I say?
What the fuck did I say?
Four days ago, dude.
I'm already fucked up, bro. What does that mean, bro?
You have to start drinking right now.
Yo, this is your witnessing history.
I don't know anything.
How many artists have gone one, two, three in the billboards?
But I don't know how to do it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How many artists have ever gone one, two, three
in the billboards?
Yo, Google that shit right now.
Google that shit.
Google that shit.
Oh, shit, my fault.
Google that shit.
So what did we just listen to?
What did we just listen to, bro?
Blue, red, green, yo, this motherfucker's been playing this shit.
Did that guy, yo, yo, check, take your fuck-
It's an interlude, teasers.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, hey, I'm about to freak out.
I'm literally gonna freak out.
I'm literally gonna freak out, I'm gonna freak out in a second.
I know for a fact, he didn't get 21 Savage for a teaser.
He got him on the album.
I'm a human with a brain.
That is a song on the album.
I already know what it is.
He got 21 Savage for a teaser.
Sure.
So, all right, so listen.
You guys don't even know.
No, Lili.
What are you, Drake?
Don't wait bro, bro wait dude. What's up, Frank? Drake only played like maybe eight songs
Alright, love dude
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
So,
I like,
I don't even want to listen to three albums.
Three albums, I mean like,
that's like telling me to read a novel.
Three, three albums.
Stay up and listen, you part timer.
You know what, chat?
I said I was going to stay up until midnight to listen to Drake's new album, Iceman.
And now there's three albums.
Look guys, can I just be honest, bro?
There was some good songs in there, but listen dude.
I'm not like a drunk girl at a club.
So I don't know if Drake is like my guy anymore.
I don't know.
Look, dude, I miss like OG Drake.
I might be too strong out on comp.
Like I don't know what to say, bro.
I don't know what to say.
Maybe if I was a drunk girl at a club,
but I don't know, bro.
Like there was some things on there that I liked,
but God damn it.
I don't know, bro. I don't know. I don't know. His music just changed.
I don't know. I guess Los, I guess Los is. I don't know, bro. I don't know, bro. It's like, I just feel like I was watching like, um, I feel like I was watching like a euphoria fucking episode in half of the songs, bro.
And then it's just
I got I don't know bro, I don't know man
I don't know bro, I don't know
I don't know bro
Alright chat, well I'm hoppin off bro
What I'll do is y'all know
what I like so you guys listen to the three albums because I'd rather get my
ass beat you guys listen to the three albums find the best songs and then I'll
react to them tomorrow at the start of the street I just I don't know bro I
I just feel like it's like a lot of just girly music, dude, which is cool, but not my style.
Chatting about this mug, bro.
I'm going to catch y'all tomorrow.
Um, yes, bro, I'm going to catch y'all tomorrow.
Uh, let me know the best songs, but yeah, I, I'm disappointed so far.
Hopefully the albums are banners, but I have a feeling it's just drunk club sex music, which is cool.
But I don't, I'm going to go listen to Kodak in my car.
Alright chat, I'm going to catch y'all bro. Peace out man!
And I'll see you in the next one.
Stoppin' vs. Point tomorrow.
3pm EST.
It's going to be the greatest pro league match in the history of R6.
And then tomorrow night we might be on Subnautica too with K-Zel, most likely.
Love y'all.