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Yo, hey
Hi guys fuck off fuck off
Bro one more song from the top how much you're fucking my shit up
Hi, but some more something to top this
I think about it and she knows it I want to let it take control
Because every time that she gets close to her She pulls me in enough to keep me guessing
I
...
Nothing holding me back
something...
That's the...
HOT BISSE
STOP!
...
There's nothing holding me back
She says that she's never afraid
Just picture everybody naked
She really doesn't like to wait
Not really into hesitation
Oh
And maybe I should stop and start confessing
I've been shaking I love it when you go crazy you pick on my inhibitions
Baby, there's nothing holding me back
You take me places that tear my reputation
Manipulate my decisions
Baby, there's nothing holding me back
Now we're good to go, Chad
Now we're good to go
BIRD CLIPPIN' A-
AY!
Chad, send in clips, y'all!
Send in clips!
BIRD CLIPPIN' A DAY!
Send in clips, bro!
Chad, my voice is raspy today, bro!
My voice is frickin' raspy today!
Don't make me yell with how bad these clippers are!
Alright? First clip of the day, if you're watching in YouTube, like and sub, or I will
touch you, aggressively!
First clip of the day, stop, it's a casual clip.
My expectations are absolutely at the lowest they can possibly be.
any player wants to go get a pop tart and they're using cavera.
What is your drone sensitivity?
Two.
So in this scenario, let me explain why you're terrible.
You have what I like to call a sound drone.
So you can hear cavera.
There's no point of even droning her because then it's going to give away that you droned
her. So instead of continuing the drone down the stairs, operate and move off of the sound.
But you're in copper so you keep droning her, but she's in copper so she doesn't even know
what a drone is. So this is all fair game so far.
And right there, she found your drone because you moved your drone down the stairs. He doesn't
have a gun skin or an operator uniform. This is me host first day on the game. This is
literally me host first day on the game. This is me host first day on the game. No, I don't
have us.
What's Rook doing? Legitimately what is Rook doing? Legitimately what is Rook doing? Rook,
Why are you leaving the objective?
You saw him.
Stop.
Why are we aiming at foot level?
Why are we aiming at foot level, Miho?
What is this?
What is that?
What is that?
2v2 scenario.
I would start working with your solid stake and get him to call out where the last guy is.
But it's visual so never mind. You're gonna have to go into this wrong dog. Nope.
You leaned to the wrong way.
Now you might be proud of this. This might be your happiest moment in CEECH ever.
I'm here to tell you this was absolutely putrid in every way shape and form.
Step one, you had a sound drone and then turned it into an active cam for no reason
which resulted in your camera getting shot. It ended up not mattering though because Kavara's
a copper-skilled mobile player who has the awareness of a drunk owl. On top of that,
on your final kill on vigil, you lean in the wrong direction. That's unacceptable behavior.
Point blank, period. Next game of the day. Next game of the day. Okay, this is already a higher
rank. I can immediately tell. First off is the rank match. Second, there's actually head holes.
Those are the correct titles on Chalet.
At the bare minimum, this is gold.
He no matter off the double door, this is Emerald Plus.
Keanu Double Door is the most common thing in the-
Why did your head explode?
Why did your head blow up?
Why did your head- what was that?
Listen, your teammate threw him out of the wall,
which means they cannot be close breached.
They're going to be half wall and piano.
Piano, one half wall, one piano, one half wall, one piano.
Last guy's bathroom.
Okay, I was actually wrong.
He was not bathroom.
Caddy, you own this bussy.
I'm going to go 8.7 out of 10 because I actually
Misheard the sound cue his profile picture was him dropping 20 in a PC lobby
Uh, yeah, I'm gonna keep it an absolute beam bro. That guy's a good player. I'm gonna go best gap finder. What?
I gap find this bottom clip 1v5. I'm the best gap finder
Wait, let me see this
Gap finding one of the highest skill techniques in the game
Gap finding, if you don't know what it is, no, we're not talking about the A gap or the G spot.
We are talking about finding a weak point in a defensive sight set up and attacking it ruthlessly.
So you could honestly think of it as, you know what, I'm just gonna stop talking.
So, 5v5 scenario.
I love that he used his snake ability to clear bathroom.
The problem is, the solid-sake ability is not that consistent.
If somebody's on this ladder here, you won't be able to see him.
Or if someone's above you on the hatch, or he'll say,
what's going on?
It's real loud.
Easy on the analyst.
Slow walking to minimize noise.
This guy's Diamond Plus.
Seatwork clicked, go!
Go!
Okay, if you didn't move one mile an hour,
you would have saved your teammate's life.
As soon as somebody clicks a C4,
I want you to just sprint out there, because they're weak.
You're not reloaded with six bullets.
Do you think you're spoiled for something?
OK.
If this plant gets down, I'll get a tattoo
on my right butt cheek!
Okay, that was clean look bro not reloading with six bullets. It's not aura. You're just stupid. Okay
Also ice plan was made listen bro. I'm going five out of ten
I'm going five out of ten, dude
Not reloading with six bullets. It's not even aura. It's just it's just being an idiot, bro
The other team was so excruciatingly bad though that it looks decent.
Okay, next game of the day, this is the first Jinxie charm of the day.
This is what I'd like to see in these lobbies.
What are you doing?
Brother, there's like an 85% chance somebody's literally behind Osa there.
there. I don't ever want to see that again. You doing that with my Charmon?
We got a body shot warrior here.
Body shot warrior.
POST LEFT!
NOT-
WAIT A MINUTE!
I MIGHT BE WRONG ABOUT YOU!
I'm on back.
Get him, get him!
I'm for land operator standing.
I like that you didn't overheat when you were in the 5v1,
I like that you reset and got back into the-
You're in the 5v1.
Take off the charge.
Have I ever once in my life taught you guys to run out of the building in a 5v1,
and then proceed to whiff an entire mag, take off my chan.
I'm sending you to 30 hours of watching Pro League 5v1s,
and then you can put the chan back on.
That was the most undisciplined bullcrap I've ever seen in my life.
Nevermind, Dabby, I wasn't familiar with your game, you owe me.
Listen, bro, we are going to go...
Jumping out was still undisciplined, we're going to go 6 out of 10.
It's like when you swing somebody in a 5v1 and you jump out of the building and get
detected, you're just an idiot.
Enjoy the kill, but half the time you're dead.
Look at it like this.
If you're in a 5v1 scenario, the only way they can win is by doing what you just did.
Okay, so we're in a one-to-one scenario, you get on your maestro cam in a safe location.
Not a bad start.
So I believe Fatcher is an infant, because he hasn't turned around once.
That's or just shoot the mice job.
Everyone involved.
I'm talking everyone involved needs to hang it the fuck up.
One involved in this clip needs to hang it up brother. I didn't even know Maestro LMG had recoil until today
I didn't even know Maestro LMG had recoil until today
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is that? What is that? What was that?
Bro, excuse me. Was that an image or a clip? What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Hey, Jinxie, I have candy lace lingerie for us.
Hey, Junko, can you dress me before our date?
Yeah, I don't know what this like is where you're like hallucinating, hallucinating going on a date with me or something.
Yo, bro, respectfully get out of the chat.
Seriously, we're not dating, dude.
Okay, this guy's got the jinksy chart.
Okay, 1v4 scenario, I want to see how you handle this.
What is this storm?
Look, bro, let me make myself clear.
If this storm detonates 9 times out of 10, the round is already lost.
If somebody gets all the way into hunting vault, the round's over.
Got it.
Got it.
I don't know what they're doing.
Classic rank cell.
I don't know what they're doing.
Got it.
Okay.
So that right there is what happens when four bronzes are in a 4v1 scenario.
They all ran at him one at a time.
Running at him is not even bad, as long as you all run at him at the same time.
Or if you guys, what like a human being would do is you just plant and then you just hold
the plant and the rounds immediately over.
But even if you want to be a toddler, as long as you're being toddlers together, it's not
that bad.
But because they were literally being four individual toddlers,
that was the worst we played 4v1 I've ever seen in my life.
I'm not even kidding.
I don't think you could play a 4v1 worse than that.
They literally gave him time to reload and reposition
after every kill.
It honestly reminded me of COD zombies in like Wave 2.
What is this shield?
Pick that stupid shit up!
what is that shield okay this is like barely a better shield because now the problem is you're
just dead to blue you're just immediately dead to blue
wait uh is that a champion charm i might have not been familiar with this game that's a champion
oh my god best clip of the day oh my god yo bro 9.3 out of 10 I mean geez
Louise did wow I mean no one's stopping that clip if somebody tops that clip I'd
be surprised that was insane oh my god actually incredible clip support players
making champions look like copper and your clip I'm sorry bro you just got
really unlucky there this is clipping today said I am not fat all right let's
That's a... Rocketly Clip.
How? How do you even do that?
WHAAAAAT?
The only thing that ruined the clip was the score.
That was the only thing that ruined the clip.
That's a bit of a cover to the from Zechro.
What mode are you playing?
What mode even is that?
Cool. Yo chat.
That's the most inaccurate, falsely edited image
I've ever seen of anyone ever.
My head is not that big.
Whoa, what language is this?
What language is this?
Whoa, what language is this, Chad?
Arabic?
Arabic R6 player?
One V3 scenario, but you have sold us for the plant now
Okay. Wow. Clips are heating up now. 7.9 out of 10. It's a pro aura farming. 7.9 out
of 10. Actually 8.3 out of 10. That last recovery shot of the last guy to swing was
insane. Next up in the day coming in from Rev. Faked his ass. Let's see. Rev, let's check
Check it out bro, Rev let's check it out.
How do you save that?
Oh.
Okay that was actually clean.
That was clean bro, that was was gonna be clean.
I might try that move dude.
You like act like you're gonna shoot
and then you just don't shoot and dribble it past them.
That's some shit Prime Messi would do.
That's actually like, that's actually smart as hell.
That is actually smart.
Yo, Chad, by the way, question of the day, is water wet?
And actually think about this for a second.
Because yeah, if you jump into a pool, you get wet,
but is water itself wet?
Can water be wet?
That's the question of the day.
Can water be wet?
Oh my God, this guy has the best skin in the game.
You lucky bastard.
Bro, he pulled purple black ice on the SMG12.
He pulled the best black ice on the best gun.
Oh my God, that looks so clean.
I'm actually wet looking at that.
Bro got the best skin in the game.
And then of course I get green black ice on ying shot done, all right
I haven't even used that gun this entire season
Okay 5v4 scenario not really much
attack.
Wait, he used his vigilability to avoid the Grims.
That's actually really smart.
Bro, that's actually smart as hell.
Go to main.
Bro, and he used his vigilability to avoid Lyon.
This clip just proves Vigil's the best operator in the game.
Got it at.
Got him.
Bro, he used his vigilbo to avoid Grim and Lion.
Whoa. That is a lot of recoil.
How's there this much time left in the clip if it's a 1v1?
Now I see how. Now I see how. Oh my god. Oh my god. You fell down the hatch. Bro, you
You had so much aura in this entire clip and then all of it would right out the window.
Bro is this a Stephen King movie?
What are we watching?
OH MY GOD!
IS THIS SHIT I'M EVER GONNA END!
Playtime! He asked the plant! Playtime! He asked the plant! He's not planting! Playtime!
time. You could have just caught the clip. Yo, Mio. Mio, that clip got so much worse
as it progressively went on. That clip got so much worse as it went on. I'm like, my
god, dude. Oh my god. That clip got so much worse. Next we're going to make a video from
LH. Here we go. 4-4 overtime match points. Diamond charm. Here. Flink! Flink now! Flink!
Blink!
Use your goggles!
Yes! Yes!
Yes!
You're clearing LOS.
What the fuck?
Bob or Len?
And that is why we use our warden goggles.
I'm fending.
Nice, guys.
Bathbub use our warden goggles, dude. Point blank, period. Whenever you see a smoke, use your goggles.
You never know if they're gonna be inside your bussy.
Next week, we're gonna make a video coming from Sarah.
Let's check it out. Let's check out the one v three scenario with the grim with the fuse for 50 seconds on the clock.
Will you hear him coming up the stairs?
Get it, eh?
Good patience and also good awareness.
Now we're in a 1v3 scenario. We might have to start working our bricks here.
I don't know what that's before us.
Good day.
So it's a 4v1 scenario and three enemies are walking up red stairs.
Bawrra!
Is this silver?
Why would he swing?
Warden, what are you doing?
Oh my God.
Why?
Like what?
Why would he swing?
Jesus man, oh my God.
All right, Sam, W-clip session.
Let's watch the point now.
W-clip session is watch the point, then.
Yeah, yeah, I thought about it.
They're gonna do something.
They're gonna do something.
yeah
double clip session
brv mehaw
alright y'all
knock it knock it
hi guys
hi guys
will spoig make it to the grand finals baby
will spoig make it to the grand finals baby
Let's go guys!
Let's go guys!
Let's go guys!
Even the last round, it took a 3k from Rexing to pull it off.
That's something that will happen over the course of the game.
It's just the way that seed plays.
But every round was down to individual play.
And I think that SR slowly signed to warm up into the series ever so slightly.
The twisted minds.
Oh my god, it's...
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Happy to beat, happy to swing, no one in to play this.
strafing down stairs that we saw, Ambien Hachom attempt downstairs and Hachom just
doesn't open the ghost. You know what? I'm just peeking you flower instead. The confidence
level on Twisted Mind right now is through the roof and it should be. Played some good
siege to get to this point and even half of where no one's complaining.
But how many wins they have racked up in, you know, the Saudi League before EML, coming
in third inside of EML, qualifying 2-0 over 3-0 over G2, making it further than G2.
We say there's good reason for Twisted Minds to be confident, but for Shaw in particular,
this guy's been confident since he literally came out of nowhere in Atlanta and also gave
some of the best teams in that whole tournament a run for their money and beat some massive
teams.
That was two and a half years ago and that confidence has not dropped off since then.
Shulma has always played and his teams have always played like there's not a single bit of pressure on them
Like they're always just grateful to be here and it's the other teams that have to be shaking that have to be nervous
That have to constantly worry about the pressure
Today that's shot by rebellion or at least that's what twisted minds think and as we move into this back half of layer
I'm sure
Move to their defenses go to the top floor. We got a ball game on our hands, baby
Maybe if split wins this, he makes it to the grand finals.
I think first grand finals in like a couple of years for SPOIN.
Big deal today here.
3-3, it is best of three.
We got a really good game on there.
I think both these teams play there pretty well.
Canadian 1-M-6, classic, Amp 9-4, classic.
Now what is weird about this is that surface on class here.
Can you do a replay slide?
3-3 here we go 3-3 here we go
Clash comes out from serve way too aggressive. That's a very aggressive class. They end up getting a one-for-one
Very aggressive class from serve incredibly aggressive
on the spot takes him down impact into the blitz impact into the blitz again
come on boy come on boy baby more still live in a powerful position
what is playing behind this death you can win or lose them the round right here
a lot of smoke canisters being used to show kills and the
instead over towards the sky bridge opinions they already know he's gonna
behind that death because that death is very default location to play in in throwing.
They might go below with the buff and try to clear out some way from the death.
Boy tries to make a one, but JLad is ready for it, unfortunate.
Unfortunate.
Wow. Now that we was JLad ready for spoilt this wing, but he was also ready for Rex in his life.
of a three fifty one. Forty
right now. In the favor of
twisted at mine. To the favor
of twisted mines y'all.
This is mine for the slightly
altered approach there as well
not a lot coming in through
the all psi. Happening three
but in the museum. Yeah I have
a feeling sports gonna win
What's gonna win trust me? Oh my
What oh my god
Shones hitting shots like that Jay lads hitting a double kill at the end
I mean is this is this the end for the rebellion is this layer?
Surely surely it can't be twisted minds up three. I don't know already. I'm getting nervous
What is this guy saying is this the end
Fuck is this guy saying bro? Bro. It's a layer defense. Come your horses, buddy. The fuck type of shit was that?
It's a layer of it is this the end it's four three map one
Bro, what did he just say?
It's four three map one
What
What we can discuss though, you mentioned earlier that if I could play some very loose
operators and Snake used one of them, that Soliton Scanner gives a lot of information
guards as well as playing the shields.
Look at Ami, keep the camera on this dude right here.
With 21 and 1 yesterday on bank.
Nice, well played.
He uses the extinguisher to buy himself time from the flip.
He has impacts, he hits the blips with the impact.
Wow.
and that's what fucking ambi does bro that's what ambi does now chat that
right there is what we call good at seed uses the extinguisher to buy time
impact splits to shield to do damage to blitz and knock it back to shoot his
feet because he knows what's gonna rush it into class then immediately clicks on
his supporting staff because he knows what's gonna travel below that's good
That's good seeder. That's actually great team in terms of my account. You really hope to be able to work with this they have numbers
Maybe it's in a good position with Smosh. You'll be able to burn time stop the place in that big spot
Jailor can start to move through but already the rebellion recognized and the work that ambi has already put in
They don't want to celebrate. They don't need to play too far up right now
You don't need to with a 403 we still have plenty of great on-site utilities T4 Smokes
So they're trying to clear up the stairs so they can get drunk into the site, but SPOIGE!
Why Mr. Sibor?
I'm lucky.
I'm lucky.
See now I'm scared.
Now I'm scared because SPOIGE died.
Serpent Rexon are capable of winning this though.
Okay, he's gonna do a good job buying time.
Canadians!
No.
Nice! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Brexen is so tough. No no no no no no no no no no no!
Yeah this is Zerf, this is Senna's brother. This guy is go-to.
Now Zerf's got it. He had to get off.
Get off, get off.
Surf's gonna hide and then he's gonna drop in three, two, one.
Literally perfectly played, Surf.
But here's the thing, like if Canadians gonna hold that angle for a minute, he has to win that one.
Either win the one or don't hold the angle.
The whole point of holding the angle is to get that exact engagement.
at the start of the round.
The thing is though, the SMD12 did just kick
into the railing, so.
Keep it as cool, making the decision to drop back
onto site.
That's what you're letting.
Having the information to be able to pull it off.
Like, bro, that fight is only bad for Canadian
because Canadian has a holographic scope
and Trix has a ACOG.
Like, hodoscopes are just ass, bro.
Well, the ass is ass.
At that range.
In that one versus one.
Close range, they're great, though.
We got a game chat.
Oh my god.
4? 4?
Are you kidding me?
The Montreal Major, an insane performance in surfed out event.
Monstrous 1BX's insane amount of kills for a player that's normally on the back line.
And you know the crazy thing about the Montreal Major, Ollie?
Is that the last time we saw this core on the main stage?
What?
Unit, SIs, and out of major that was the last time we saw surf Canadian.
Well, scooting this one of course. It's been a long time that this rostered, despite keeping a lot of the pieces together, they have struggled to get a little up to not only the reputation, but the need to win this best of three to make it to grandstaff.
Needs to win this.
That's another 1vx in a game that could not be closer.
Drone ready.
Still got some of the same flavors from yesterday, but it's stark contrast really, isn't it? We've still got a lot of coaches, we've still got a lot of big individual performance.
I can't find anybody. It's on a drone behind a boat.
It's where these defenders are hiding.
Canadian...
From the tracks, I was going to say.
Canadian would never fucking do that.
Canadian would never do that.
I kind of lost out on Canadian's place to you, so I wouldn't be honest.
He literally just plays for the objective.
Bro doesn't give a fuck about kills.
But yeah, the aim is top, obviously.
But who cares, bro?
He's got the titles to back it up.
Jack, fun fact about Canadian, he's had the lowest KD in pro league since 2023.
But he literally is like such a good teammate to have because he just plays the objective.
the definition of an ultimate support player. Oh my god. This guy needs to get off Blitz.
What is this Blitz doing? Bro, just crouching fucking Psychopath. Rexon's insane. Rexon
is actually crazy. Rexon is insane. Crap, that's my type of triple kill. Three shotguns.
Wait, four, four.
Guys, he's gonna get a fifth.
He's gonna get a fifth.
He's gonna get a fifth.
This spot is gonna be called the Rexxon's spot from now on.
He's gotta go for the fifth.
Canadians echoing him.
That Rexon isn't gonna get you!
Jaddy overheated, but it took- he's shooting his body.
Why did he shoot his body?
Why would you shoot his body?
Like, your entire team gets literally massacred, and then you shoot his body.
Yo, that's gonna be called the Rexon spot.
That was actually insane.
It makes sense why that's so OP to have a shock on there though,
because it's all metal and it's so close quarters.
They can't even get far from you if they want.
Hachom winning the battle, but not the war of round 10, round 9.
Dude, we might have a great major win, Brown.
Hachom is a little gunfight ollie, but impactless.
Oh, without a doubt.
Chokes into the top of the stairs.
Yeah, Hachom's skill right there is an example of why
kills uh don't mean everything in a game because the show just got a kill but it literally didn't
change the course of the round in the slightest bit honestly probably 20 to 30 percent of all
kills in this game don't affect the outcome of the round i'm not even kidding 20 to 30 percent
of the kills this game don't affect the outcome of the round maybe like 15 percent please or we can
I'm not sure what you did against GK, but you can do the same thing.
There have been some clutch 1BXes from Ambi and Serf Ali,
Look at this chat.
So, why sprint?
Just wait for the smoke to clear then crouch down the stairs.
Are you a psychopath?
That was his last smoke.
He would have had 47 seconds to work with.
Smokes take 15 seconds to clear.
Just wait for the last smoke to clear and then crouch him down the stairs then he has
to run.
What a psychopath.
one player playing smoke at the top of some
What a horrible decision
In that position, every time somebody's playing
later, there's a smoke there
Stun them into a tactical timeout
I gotta switch my moderate
What an absolute
native tongue, why they wouldn't speak in English
What a fucking bear
Very specific, very direct
Shield is up
Mr. Mines obviously feeling the pressure
here
Not one until I rebellion and stretch too much
of a lead right now
With the way that we've got some of these players
form in rexen sir ambi all of them have had incredible
what the fuck
it's almost single-handedly
what a fucking idiot
find them over the line for rebellion right now
two rounds away from taking us to the second map in the series
twisted minds now a chance to stabilize
chance to stabilize but as the rebellion have begun
posing problems in front of twist
Jinxie you look like fish without gills. I don't even know what that means.
I look like a fish without gills? What the fuck does that mean?
get broken sometimes and in that case when something so simple as a smoke on
the stairs they peek them one by one by one use another problem where's he
getting hit from where's he getting hit from where's he getting hit from
you're in conservatively on rocket with some magnets and barbed wire what
twisted minds credit they don't over people they don't get aggressive but
now that they're all joining together how do you solve that problem
Rose a frog mods band that guy bro focus on the match
Was he gonna get from med balcony or meds
I'm trying to sleep, can you be quiet.
It's 4pm on a Saturday bro.
Chonka comes out from Canadian. There's the objective goat himself, Canadian. Just literally
playing objective again.
But like, how is he so unaware? I don't understand. How, how does Blitz go that far into site
and canadian still has his flamethrower out. Like.
Goodie!
Bro. The fact that ambi like almost wins that is disgusting.
Relief to close out as soon as those two kills come out and you know
Jack, could you imagine if Ambi won that?
Do you start that?
Have we just pushed it a little bit?
Canadian putting up jinxing numbers.
Yo, guys, every time somebody goes one and nine,
can we not instantly associate that with me, please?
Like, like, dude, I get it.
I get it, bro.
Uh, can we not instantly associate it with me, please?
You take that ground when you're relying on the shoot stop larking.
Does anybody know what lark means like legitimate I'm not even kidding.
I have dedicated 11 years of my life to this video game.
I'm not larking.
I have literally played in this game since before I hit puberty I had a one inch cock
when I started playing Siege.
I'm not role playing, knowing what I'm talking about.
I have literally dedicated 30,000 hours of my life
to this game.
I'm not role playing it.
Type that bullshit again and you're getting banned.
Fine, that was like shit.
Did, still do, still do.
Great chat, yeah.
So chat, let's say I do have a one inch penis.
Why are you looking?
Why are you looking chat?
got you literally got you right there you can't say anything now right you
can't say anything why are you looking boom owned literally because I want it
okay
Three gods we starting to get that wall open
Jesus y'all
Dude not even to be that guy, but can we just keep the camera on and be he's so turd
We're just watching me
Show points they themselves have generated.
Only ADS's.
All Staxo's destroyed in an attempt to try and keep him alive.
But it isn't going to stop the March from twisted minds right now.
Just slowly making progress up Skybridge.
Slow because of the insane amount of utility pushed.
Just to hold this one position.
C4 hits the floor.
And unfortunately, for Choppa Butterbellion,
the Blitz taking a negligible amount of damage.
This is a zombie spot here. He's just gonna Randy Orton on to him. He smokes the door and this is a zombie spot.
The fact that Spoigt still takes one with him in that position is so impressive.
bro canadian's one and nine i mean jesus oh my god there we go sorry daddy daddy i'm sorry
daddy canadian i'm sorry
dude watch this the blitz is gonna win them the round watch this
they have no idea there it is
Yo, yo, Canadian actually just turned up.
Twisted mind is um, they're like the villains because they're in like they're playing a NA team in a NA stadium
What's in mind bro these guys got good out of nowhere, dude, I'm not gonna lie
Like these guys were old Falcons before Falcons upgraded their roster
These guys like like a show them and then they were old Falcons
I didn't know if this team's ever even made top four
Canadian bad game bro
Guys Canadian is not like he's not ever gonna have a quote-unquote good game on the statue
It's not a good place, it's not even possible for Canadian to have 15 kills because when
he's on offense he's playing shield, setting up kills.
When he's on defense he's playing tachanka denying the plant or smoke denying the plant
or class setting up kills.
It's not humanly possible for Canadian to get 15 kills in a pro league match because
of his play style.
He's never going to have kills.
Canadian is literally like the glue to this team because all of the strats, all of the
setups run through him.
He is literally an IGL and a hard support player.
I think the crowd certainly thinks Shopify Rebellion have one more round in them.
Just one.
So be the coach.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What do you mean so be the coach?
I'm fucking defending Canadian.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Don't be called.
What does that even mean?
Get shit.
It will stop moving down and already with some booby drone holes made in the floor, it
start to root out some of that defending utility below full top floor clear at the moment.
It's not possible for Canadian get 15 kills because that's his place too.
They're happy to.
If you don't understand that, you're literally wrongs.
You're literally wrongs.
You're wrongs.
You're wrongs.
If you don't understand that, simple fucking concept.
He's the only job is to set up kills and deny plans.
Set up plans?
Deny plans.
Set up kills.
Waste times.
His jobs are not to get killed. He has Ambi to get killed.
Look at what he's doing right now. Is he going to get a kill with Clash?
Is he miraculous? Is he going to shoot a laser beam through her shield?
He's not ever going to have a good game, guys. It's not possible.
The only thing you could say about Canadian, which is valid, is his aim is chopped.
Other than that, he's one of the greatest players of all time.
His aim is absolutely chopped though.
Shoplify wins this round 90% of the time because there's no time left.
Shoplify Rebellion wins this round 90% of the time.
Okay, maybe, alright, maybe 5% of the time.
Alright, maybe 2% of the time.
Alright, maybe 1% of the time.
by a flashbang it might get slapped around by twisted minds if he's not careful but it's
only 10 seconds just 10 seconds ago.
Yo Ami, Ami you're the truth. Ami, Ami, Ami you're the fucking truth. You're, oh my god.
Do you realize what he just did? He was full-flassed and shit on him.
replay that that's the best clip I've ever seen please replay that he's the
truth oh my god dude look at me smiling Jack he's the truth no no no full
flash turns on one and then kills the other guy have flashed and then kills
the third because why not the postman
can be delivers in round 12 it's a consistent theme at the moment isn't it
for the rebellion roster whatever they find watch watch full flash he was blind
yeah no shit bro oh my god oh my god and be you are the truth bro holy fucking
shit. Full flashed turns. So first off, he's turning to avoid getting full flashed, and
he still gets full flashed. So he has to perfectly 360 to realign where Blitz's head is going
to be, which means this guy knows his sensitivity like the back of his penis, then knows he's
going to get double swung because every time there's a blitz and probably there's a gun
behind it, shits on that guy, rounds already over, then shits on the third guy because
why the fuck not!
Viko!
Holy shit!
Insane!
Actually insane!
Absolutely insane!
He's made his home on Shopify Rebellion and while he might not be 21 and 1, he is just
below that kill count yesterday!
kill count yesterday
Rexon has been doing great as well, but amy
LARP LARP LARP SAHORE
Hi guys, honestly, don't even ban this guy just report this guy to the FBI
Because this guy's a fucking this guy's literally a fucking drone. This guy's a fucking boss
This guy's a fucking drone bro report him to the FBI get this guy in jail. Seriously. I got I didn't want to ban
Just get him in jail LARP LARP LARP SAHORE. I have 30,000 hours in this game. What the fuck are you saying right now?
My entire life is this game
How do you do that just around the mirror window flashbang going out?
Oh my god
Jlan is disgusting
Holy fuck
Jlan is gross
Keep the camera on ambi
camera on ambi nine
Keep the camera on ambi please please please
Taking hit after hit in the utility column
Probably to be honest, bro.
Ah, Ambly better be getting good head after this major.
Yo, bro. Ambly better be getting some good fucking head after this.
I mean, my god!
Bro, he's averaging 40!
He's 16, you have to be 18 to be a pro.
Ah, I find it's bad that guy.
Ambly's like 19 or 20.
Surf runs right into it
Look at the mirror on the hop-up twisted minds hands and rex in powerless
defeated
An impactless kill as impactless can get
Completely stopped
at the gates
Twisted mind is this guy trying to rage bait the crowd
What is this guy trying to do?
Is this guy trying to raise weight the crowd bro to get himself into the building there
Just hoping that twisty binds we're gonna overpeak hoping that one of his teammates might be able to find a pick and he can cover the plumb
You already know ambies like fuck
Ambies like me hoe. I don't know how much long longer. I could do this
Ampies like I'm tired grandpa
Literally bro
Ambie might drop a 20 piece
The individuals have stepped up when the moment has called for it for Shopify rebellion.
They have answers.
K-Sodd's in here.
What's up, K-Sodd?
You saved this team in round 12.
Yeah, K-Sodd.
I'm going to be honest, bro.
The best finals would be Shopify rebellion in first phase.
I agree.
Bro, that would be the best finals.
I mean, it's a B03.
I have the most confident that I actually don't know if Shopify wins this, bro.
Twisted mines is good.
Bro, it would be such a boring ass finals if Twisted Mines played phase.
bro. It'd be so boring.
Fortunately right now, NA is not doing very well.
Like not even that it would be like a bad game, it's just bro.
I don't care about twisted minds, dude.
Oh no. Down six to seven.
I literally don't give a fuck about this team.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
I want to see SPOIT win.
I want to see AMBI win.
I'd like to see an NA team win.
And FaZe is the best team in the world.
So it would be the most earned major ever.
if you beat FaZe in a best of five in grand finals,
like that is the opposite of Mickey Mouse.
That's the most earned major win ever, bro.
Beating FaZe best of five.
One round came down to Rexon playing out of his mind
with a shotgun on some stairs.
The other very late hot shot.
Can't believe you're larping, man.
Yeah.
To clutch out the day and say the things of one's game.
Yep.
Larping it up over here.
All right, some idiot in the chat said,
BUB-BUB-BUB-SOHOR!
Like, literally eight years old.
Literally eight.
Stop reading Captain Focus on the game?
Yeah, at the start of the first minute I normally read chat because nothing really happens.
They just drone and take space.
The best part of a siege on is the last minute.
Look at the spot Canadians in right now.
He can drop whenever he needs to.
His only job is to burn time and call out where they are.
He jumps now off the main
Okay, that made almost rolled down the hatch and kill
Jesus if that made rolled down the hatch would have been the most embarrassing death I've ever seen
Really good capital oh my god look at that capital
Well known right now. I thought the rest of players on the rebellion side again
We've got guards trying to work this fair. Do you fear if we go for a hatchup again from twisted minds?
We may just get a similar by the way chat what a game like literally what a game holy shit. What a game
Brilliant I've kept them at bay. Yeah, she's all split. I'm not even getting
30 seconds
alive tricks way and he's tough bro you got to kill Ambi though that's the final
boss of this fucking lobby you got to kill Ambi Thanos is waiting
back
bro this shield is so great oh my god wait come on wait nice nice yes Canadian
Oh my god! His aim is so ass!
Moving it to a 2v2!
Yes!
Dude, Canadian kills one and then just puts nine bullets into the center of the shield.
Leads the way to round 15!
Dude.
Dude, dude.
We have 7-7 match point.
Holy cinema.
On map up in the series.
where I'm sorry, but like, Chad might have been kidding.
If shields were to get removed from Siege,
the game would overnight just be so much better.
It would be such a net positive for the game.
And like, I'm not even gonna be the guy that's like,
nerf them.
The entire concept of shields is just stupid to begin with.
It's a first person shooter game, bro.
Yo, Chad, let me ask you this.
If you go to school and you go to the cafeteria
and you show your friend your best Siege clip,
Are you going to show him you punching somebody with Blackbeard and then shoot him in the head?
No.
You're going to show him you clutching a 1v3 shitting on three people.
The reason why Siege is fun is literally because Siege has the best gunfights.
Like the best gunfights.
The leaning, the movement, the one-shot headshots.
That's what makes Siege what it is.
This shield shit is literally cringe.
So fucking cringe.
And I'm not going to say to nerf them because clearly they can't balance shields
The whole concept of shields is just a bad concept. Please god remove shields from the game
Please god
Uh, i'm not falling for this fucking rage man. I'm not doing this bro
painting it has been no hard-fought chopify rebellion it has not been clean and it's not
Losing that with a boss G is that's game ending. Yeah, but one boy
That's about as clean as you this is why we see
Scat liberty though, but I'm like gunfights like that
for the last round of layer
You gotta get it to show them for giving it a go. I think really Brex is too good in the moment
But shields is variety the last thing we need in Siege is variety with 80 operators
We have enough variety take that variety and shove it up your fucking ass
We have 80
Operators control and we have so many operators
I'm just gonna be looking to get here. Just literally vaults you the game will be so much better overnight
Nice ampy. Yeah. Oh my god. What's gonna take map one what's gonna take map one
And already they've got two picks already up five to three
Jail I'm 15 kills so far, but rebellion looking to commit to this clear sport also creeping closer
Sir dumping in some utility into our six room
What SR is going to do here is they're going to stall out and they're going to stack up
and just play trades.
Or he's going to swing Ambi to try to even out the numbers, but Ambi's aim is better.
And that's game.
That's game.
Don't sell this.
Nice.
Nice.
Don't sell this nice nice
Yo, Amby is the truth bro
Bro Amby is him
Let's go
Amby is here
Guys, we might have SPOIT in Grand Finals tomorrow, Chad.
Holy cinema? Holy cinema?
See bros, some Americans can play Siege, man.
Fucking Ampli's from the U.S. and they.
It's not all Brazilian, bro. Some Americans can play this game.
Okay, 1-0 chat, 1 fucking 0, bro.
Ambi is not American.
Ambi literally is from America.
Do you want me to just sock you in the face?
Because it's one thing to just be an asshole, but it's another thing to literally just spread
misinformation.
Ambi is literally from the USA.
What are you typing?
Like bored and raised, Ambi's living in the US his whole life.
What are you typing, bro?
isn't from the U.S.
Why is Highbis calling?
Yo, Highbis.
What?
What?
What?
I've been watching your stream.
You're just lark, lark, lark, lark, lark.
Every sentence, every word, every letter is a lark.
I can't take it anymore.
It's every sound, it's every vocal.
It's just all lark, bro.
I can't, I can't do it anymore.
I might have to go on the stream.
I have literally committed 30,000 hours of my humanity hangs up for mental
immaturity. Cool. You know, if you hang up, bro, that's just how I know that I've
won the argument. If you hang up, that's just how I know that I've won the fucking
argument. Why are you guys typing here we go when I start talking? Here we go. Yeah,
I'm gonna talk. What do you mean here we go? None of this shit is LARP! None of it's LARP!
What does LARP mean? Literally no one in the chat knows. Literally no one in the chat knows, bro.
Chat, by the way, I'm on a winning streak.
Chat, I'm on a winning streak in chess. Look at my elo. I currently, as it sits right now,
I'm at my highest you know, I've ever been at in chess playing against felsky from Brazil
Guys, I'm literally at my highest you know, I've ever been at your larping chess
Okay
Mods, can we ban the word mark from the chat? I actually can't take this shit anymore
Guys actually can't take it anymore. Just ban the word larking from the chat, please god
I'm gonna bash my head into a wall a second
Band the word larp.
I feel like I should just keep developing here now.
Chabon's such a big winning streak bro.
Alright we castle this way. We're casting so quick. He's got a castle.
If we initiate this, he could take with his queen, then he gets his queen out.
We could do this to pin.
Ooh, now it's just Castle.
Twitch-siver with the 25 gifted.
Twitch-siver with the 25 gifted. Appreciate you, my boy.
Put the Jacob Black ice in my ass.
W-twitch-siver to Jack!
All right, so he finally does this. We knew this play was coming.
Now that's blocked, so we just pin the knight to the queen.
He's next play is going to be to push this pawn.
We can do a couple of things.
For a second, I thought he blundered his bishop,
but my god, I was wrong.
Wait, he actually just made the best play I've ever seen.
Because now if I move, well, no, I actually have a black.
If I move my queen, he takes my rook and I lose material.
But if I take this and then he takes my queen, he loses his queen.
So if he takes my queen, he loses his queen.
Yeah, that's fine.
Oh, but then I lose my luck anyways.
No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't.
Okay.
I actually won material from that.
I'm so good.
Oh my God.
So I did not mean to do that.
I didn't think I was going to win material from that.
I actually won material, guys.
That's a good play.
I'm not going to lie. I'm not a carter. That was all luck. Okay. If I take he takes we're just kind of trading everything out and over the care
Now we just offer another trade
Before we know it bro. This guy's gonna have no material left
Okay, and then we just do this
Guys, I just played such clean chess right there. I
Just played such good chess
Now what we should do is we should get, okay, he ends up doing that, do that, take, take,
can't take.
I think what a good player would do Chad is to start to get the king involved, but he
still has the rook on the board, so I actually don't know.
He still has the rook.
I have to get my Rook to the empty file.
Jack, remember what Levy said.
We should get our Rook to the second rank in this scenario.
Bro, I might actually get 5 real today.
Get it!
We could get our Rook to the second rank.
All right, Rook into the empty file,
then we go Rook into the second rank.
You can eat this pawn,
and then once we eat that pawn,
we can flip and convert and force something.
Falta, let's take it for the prime.
Beach, take it to Falta.
He's now attacking my knight, but we don't really care.
Let's just offer another trade because we're up material.
Offer another trade because we're up material.
I actually think this is the best game of chess ever played in my life.
I'm going to hit 5 out of 5 out of 8 chat, I'm not even kidding.
This is pre-stale mate, I'm not going to stale mate.
Guys, I'm on a winning streak today. I'm not going to stay all night. Trust me.
Okay. He declines my trade. Good kitten. Now what I should do is
I didn't mean to do that. I just missed like, I just missed like, did it blend or anything?
It didn't blend everything. Okay. He's going to deliver.
Is that even matter though? Does that check mean anything?
That check can't do anything because, yeah, well,
I'm about to get checkmated in a second, though.
All right, we need to attack the knight.
Attack the knight.
This is coming, but it's actually not check.
So who cares?
The mouse knight has to move.
Good, good, good.
And I think our best course of action
would be. Yeah, this is where chess gets really hard. I think we just rushed this guy with
pond. Bro, you can't checkmate us with this much material. Bro, but this pond is such an issue, guys.
See, I want to just pondstorm him, but this pond is such an issue.
I'm just going to trust my gut and say there's no fucking way. Is that checkmate?
Bro, that's checkmate one.
Yo, that's checkmate because I can't take.
Oh, God, I think I'm all sprung.
Wait, wait, wait, this is going.
This solves all of our problems.
Bro, this solves all of our issues.
Right?
You could do,
oh, we're done.
We're done.
All right, that was the most obvious checkmate in one ever.
This bishop is protected by both pawns.
Then we have, now how do we win?
The way we win is simple.
We have more material, so we just trade pawns, and then by the end of it, we convert.
Last thing I want to do though, I want to open this up just so my rook can get into
an empty file.
All right, now our rook's in an empty file.
Okay, he moves his rook there to stop me going into the second leg.
So what do we do?
We just trade.
Biggest check.
Look who has more material.
He takes.
We take.
We take.
And guys, I think that's game.
We can deliver check right here.
So easy, bro.
Only thing that was scary was that but I mean it's pretty simple you just block it with a bishop.
Okay, we deliver a little bit of a pointless check.
Now but actually group up more. I need to get my.
Just think if he rushes my night I could do this chat. Yeah, I know that was coming.
All right, now this guy 100% lost.
Ooh, he's actually still gonna try to checkmate me,
and he might actually fucking do it.
I'm not kidding.
Yeah, because, no, but then my king can run.
Yeah, oh, this is actually AIDS.
Okay, I need to kill this pawn.
All we have to do right now is stop the threat.
This is coming.
We take,
Oh, no, bro, is that fucking checkmate?
I'm trying to think if it's better if I let this,
if he takes, I take and then we block the Rook.
But if I take, the Rook immediately goes here
and it's instantly checkmate.
If I take, that's checkmate.
So I have to let him take,
but before I do that, I have to take this.
And now we're mitigating all the threats.
I think I'm only gonna be up to material,
but we mitigate every threat by doing this.
Yeah, he has no checkmate now.
This blunders the night.
The only way I lose to this guy is by,
a bullshit checkmate.
That's literally the only way.
Now we take,
And now we just literally bend him over a table.
Yep, pawn protects the rook.
All right, he's literally dead.
I actually played, like, I'm not even getting
when I say this.
Oh, he offers a rook trade.
This guy has a rock in his hand.
I don't know why he would offer a rook trade.
Is he trying to stalemate?
But he can't kill my pawns
because I have three or five of them.
Why would he offer a rook trade?
Let's see if sports game, okay, it's almost started, phone phase, okay.
We deliver check.
He can't get close, or no, he actually can get close, I'm so bad.
We deliver check, he goes like this, and then, bro, I need to completely sack my pawn, yeah,
I just sold, I just sold.
I need to stack my pawn and reset.
All I have to do, chat, is get my king into the game
and we win, okay?
Yep.
Look, we're probably gonna lose all of our pawns.
This knight protects this pawn,
but all we do is we just move our queen up or our king.
We're just gonna make one big blob push with a king.
Cause chat, I don't need five pawns,
I just need one pawn.
If one pawn can make it across the rainbow bit, we have checkmate.
Because we have queen.
We convert to the queen.
Actually, I don't know if I'm good enough to convert checkmate with one queen in a night, but maybe two queens in a night.
Not definitely two queens.
Because that gets too latter made.
All that needs to happen in this exact specific scenario chat is, he's night has to move.
If he doesn't move his knife, the game immediately ends.
wait he's not has no moves I just realized he has not has no moves so now
the game is over let's go oh my god he's not has no moves now we convert and we
just go slow chat W's man W's bro I I went on a winning streak this morning
and we're extending it now I'm not even kidding chat we might hit 5-0 to go this
week in sync that's what happens when you play chess for 52 days in a row
We're going to get two queens because we're not going to take any chances.
In these scenarios, I don't know why players don't resign.
I guess it's just because he's hoping that I stalemate him, but I'm not like, I'm not
stupid anymore.
Chats.
I don't have a stalemate.
All I gotta do to not stalemate is just keep delivering checks.
He's running right into my king.
Well, I almost spawned her.
Alright, there we go.
Now his only move is here.
Yup.
And then his only move is here.
And checkmate.
Bitch.
Chat.
Look at Levy.
Look at Levy's pose.
Guys.
Best chess I've ever played.
I'm not even kidding.
Guys best chess I've ever played I'm not even kidding
Best chess I've ever played get it ass go next. I don't think we have time. Yep. We're into the next game
Bro, I'm at my highest elow ever
426 elow chat highest elow I've ever been at guys this map all right map to lock in. I'm gonna go take a let's go
Lock in single time
That's lucky
That's bad for us.
Why is it bad for us?
It's actually great for you and I, yes.
Me, the North American, it's bad for us.
I mean, SR are no slouch on this map.
They've got a lot more plays.
They've played it ten times, but they're evens.
They're five and five.
It's a lot less impressive, you know?
They've played it a lot during kickoff.
They've played it a lot inside of NAL as well.
There's not unfamiliar territory.
It's clubhouse for goodness sake.
I expect all teams
teams to be very capable on this map.
Rebellion, they're gonna be starting off on that defensive side.
Taking us downstairs into church and arsenal to kick things off for
Grim of the Capitao, both removed from the Cade and the Mirror.
Very standard fans, and certainly, rebellion chosen to leave open the shields.
Something that was so, so good for twisted minds over on land.
and not just leaving up the shields,
but also leaving up the Deimos and the Snake.
These are two operators that they played quite a lot
against K2 when they, you know, just setting two of them
in the twist stage.
It tells me that one of two things are gonna happen.
And the rounds that are a boolean do want to extend,
they're gonna play a lot of mute jumps,
and they're gonna try and work around it that way.
And then the rounds where they don't really want to extend,
they're not too interested,
they're just gonna dig into those power positions
because they've not got a capitan,
not that a grim to go up against and they're the best two operators for the attack when
you try to root people out a strong position inside. So Rebellion have made their case
fairly clear at this point. Have your shields, have your interots. We're going to dig deep
and we aren't going to give ourselves away easily.
And while there might not be any new cameras for this site, it seems like this first event
to basically charge an arsenal is exactly that plan. We've got Vulcans packed, we've
got clashes, we've got toxic canisters, but you've even seen quite a bit of Yager play.
this map throughout the series so far.
Couple times then to just bolster specific positions
that the defense wants to hold.
Bring back the problem for Twisted Minds.
Right out the gate of Boogie Drone.
Not usually the kind of soft destruction we see on Plumhouse.
But we sent right down the main hallway up toward Chain Repel.
Twisted Minds trying to get some vertical destruction without engaging with the same kind of risk by entering Kitchen Hallway.
Ooh, it's a nice angle that Ambie's got himself there.
on the reverse
they will put any damage down
but let's everybody know that he is there
and he is watching
Canadian, bit of a tool up here to transition
is all the fun that makes your toes curl
when you see a shield walking underneath the vert
like that
and just baiting the bro freely and we'll get himself back
into church
the best way to bring the clutch here of course is to fold
you've got a brilliant deployable shield
and you can place it beside your body
and you can aggro
Let's get it. Let's go home. Let's get it. Let's go.
One important thing to mention with these attacking bands, normally the pre LARP.
Yeah. Yeah, bro. I'm going to LARP.
Yep, dude. I'm going to I'm going to LARP about Rainbow 16.
Bro, they're not there.
This is where the rebellion have put all of their ADS's.
You look like a less threatening hitman pussy.
And P nine is found out immediately, thinking the rebellion
That makes no sense
Yeah, that's amby that's amby he shot the C4 God broken so good he shot the C4
God's now though pushing through down corridor
What amy amy amy amy amy amy amy amy amy amy amy amy amy. Oh my god
Canadian place so cringe to
3D1, he's planting his clash.
Boss, they can be the serve one, Ego, they can be the prime, yo Ego,
thank you for the prime, OJ, thank you for the prime, chat.
We were dead at Asuka, they had 100k subs again, that is insane.
Insane in the membrane, yo.
Hi guys, is there a way to get the sub count on screen?
We're almost at 97k, that is actually insane.
I'm just gonna stick back.
LARPIN SPRINGS.
Got him.
LARPIN SPRINGS.
That's a good one.
I don't know why I'm dealing with that at that point in the round.
Rebellion's breach is clear at the moment.
The stack up is just full of these defenders.
These attackers, excuse me, support.
Now it's a love to play in blue, just stacking up all those ADS's while banning the Grim and the Cap.
Yo, Flaw to me.
Don't think about it if you're one.
I love you.
Juicebox, Junkie.
Think about it if you're one.
believe they can with the brand BC they can with the brand appreciate you one
boy data they can with the brand yeah your strats are not just one Jack we got
a potentially shop by rebellion versus phase five cinema you know bees they
can run back to the DC wild card yesterday we saw hot and cold and chat
I can't call the chat hot and cold in the arena bring it up the alibi Sam they
Mr. Washington in the corners when you're in the semis that's something like that can just make the difference whether it's the
Mx literally cinema
It's just something that the way it might be way to the major this weekend
Crazy, bro. Like I said, dude, if stopping can't win. I hope it wins. You know what I mean?
That'd be the person I'd want to win next
I'm on the moment, Ambi, really in the hot seat, the watertool is being given and afforded
to him right now, he's playing on the smoke, swimming self, he's got a turning utility,
but he's got ADS in his watertool, just come back online, the Nade will be good enough
to destroy the shield though, and that's going to leave him vulnerable.
What's the middle prime?
Try to go prone, oh look at this angle from Hoshom.
A man that has spent three years of his pro career lying on the floor trying to gain an
Advantages angle over Andy instead. He deserved the lounge player first to go down
Wisted minds look at Andy chat. He's in another round winning position
And he's in a really interesting spot
Perfectly shot by rebellion are keeping hold of it now making their way in the cctv
A bullet flies by Andy's head another berries and stop medium shoot dude. Canadian. Thank you
attackers inside a cctv
But only one
Shiesa instead its bodies out the rebellion. Shiesa. Shiesa the second floor
Just reminds me the right call the call was just a flood in and get the kills for this team looks good
Get anything from the Prime, baby!
Canadian sold again? Nah, I think the guy who died first sold. I don't even know who died first.
Shed, who died first there? He died way too early.
It was the point.
I
Really shouldn't die before three smokes
Every single kill is actually happening in bathroom
Things he checked the game review you played like a 1300
I told you it's my best game ever, but I didn't tell the trades was so good
Oh my god, a acre available. You'll actually see the zombie kind of play more around the construction or the bedroom position
rex in
Go on leak. I'm gonna be on the angle
Tags up one, but it's just guards who's going to take about half damage
Dude, also the new season of arts he takes to get revealed tomorrow, okay?
I hope that maybe rex in will overplay his hand
Insane
rex has got a very big job on this couch
Insane
As you've mentioned, it's not the asami, it's gonna be the aruni that is playing in this position
Now he has the DMR.
Did you like some Madoka?
Yeah, I actually did like some Madoka.
Kupupu is Kupupu up with the A-Cult Brilliant.
His biggest one.
It was also a nice playing with Kesa,
because he was able to help me with a lot of stuff.
Lots of people are madness there, like, like,
and he doesn't have to worry about a cup of some more.
Grim, he's still going to be a little bit ex-convict.
Like, if I played solo, it wouldn't have been this fun.
I think.
The cowardly opposite is dying.
He'll play him inside his gym.
I wouldn't have had as much fun if I played solo.
We've got three Keebas to play with right now.
No huge amours, no mazzy pests.
when they see that key, yes, America is a good game though for sure
he's now without support
Canadian ambi
providing some support from logistics and bedrooms, spoigt is not alone
the tournament he's been having
maybe not the most recent success with ambi
topping the charts, spoigt has been
unbelievable
in phase one and two, unbelievable this tournament and now
he's in a difficult spot, a zombie can be really good to play your life but
The more attackers start dropping down onto jacuzzi balcony, the more kiba's spoit has to expend.
You gotta be careful that hatch, that rotate hole isn't too far away.
Tap the rounds, they've gone at this point.
Spoits on one of his favorite operators, chef.
More times, I twisted the target, wasted.
They try to get across the target, and he's in sight.
He's so good with his zombie.
Not leaving anything unchecked right now.
A minute and 45 seconds.
Twisting Minds have spent focusing on this room and the only guy who's entered the building was on the opposite side of the map
We are now at two minutes spent trying to clear out this room
Oh my god
Is a 5B1
Yes!
Yes bitch!
Looking good bro
Looking really good
Chat, it's looking clean.
Bro, that's the thing like you can't even really clear the Azami out of gym, which is why Azami always plays there.
Because every time you break an Azami, he just puts another one down.
Every time.
Literally. Every time.
Canadian is doing goodness math. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Canadian's locked.
Any window, any window, really.
It was just so passive from Twisted Minds.
They're being given problems at the moment.
Sonny, they can be the bram.
Zinn, they can be one.
Soda, they can be the bram.
And again, it floods into...
You look back toward the bands.
What's bands?
Capitao and a Grimm.
What would you love to get rid of spoilt play in the side of the gym?
Can you imagine just literally one...
You can run out of a zombies?
Yeah, no shit.
Oh, and then he just goes down the hatch.
Yep.
You can run out of a zombies.
What are you trying to say, bro?
Yeah.
If you if you spend three minutes shooting eight a zombies the round is over
What the fuck are you talking about bro? Are you brought?
Yeah, if split runs out of his a zombies that means you did a damn good job of wasting time
What are you saying?
It's what uses eight a zombies and Jim that means you wasted over a few minutes
with that echo, his army now being taken out of the picture.
Not my big deal, but I'll take it to the downstairs home.
Release the feature in round one.
Got it, I'm not barking, David.
We've not got the clutch either this time.
And that was quite a big success for the rebellion
in the way that they wanted to try and play.
And I think if you understand why the rebellion are moving
the way they are,
we're thinking of giving it to one.
We're thinking of giving it back.
We're thinking of giving it back.
Reset it.
But only of course, a clubhouse specifically,
we've seen players try to go up again,
I'm trying to hop into the flat wall breach.
Spoint making grand vitals potentially.
You've got the F-mats.
You've got defenders who can stock up generator, can hold these different positions.
You can't really do the same projectile denial.
The strat twist in mind is literally just by sheer numbers to overcome that with this lineup.
So, Rebellion said moving to countermort directly, twist in mind style.
Guards moving up the red stairs going for a massive full clear.
Stop larping Gary.
My name is not Gary, it never has been, never will be.
My name is not Gary.
Wait, Jack, did I forget to co-stream?
Oh my god, I forgot to co-stream, I think.
Or no, hi guys, did we?
Hi guys, did we?
Did we? Or no?
I think we did.
No!
I did not ghost you. I don't even see the option. I don't see the option yet. I don't see it.
I saw the value out of the Ram inside of Ram 1. Kitchen floor did not exist. It was a very dangerous position to play in.
Bro, look at the setup again. Blitz, ying, solid snake. I'm telling you bro, just vault shields please god.
from twisted minds
why do you tell me to compensate for that those all-time standards can't
not fade
a little bit more utility good fine by twisted minds in fact
but still looking for a kill the shown
moving down motorhacks fuck yo time for his troubles you'll take that
the player playing aggro on the door right there is an f-knot in here as well
more information yin gathered by shopify rebellion
yo-kai number two
matching off the gates anticipating a plant over an arsenal
That round's over.
God damn, they played that perfect.
Unless, wait, it's a clip?
Come on, boy.
Unless, wait, it's a clip, maybe?
Alright, boys, you gotta do something. Jesus.
I might have been the best attack I've ever seen.
They rammed all the verts, smoked everything off, yin'd everything, blips dropped, and
then turtle planted in the corner.
So where's the best place to plant bang straight through ashore spot and just get it down up there
It could be very easily held from upstairs kitchen hatches open
The tenders are gonna be very reluctant to make that journey
All the way back
Echo sold well, we actually don't know what happened with Echo's drones though his drones might have a shot
They were not the cameras another
Maybe you get sick, but maybe you don't hear it tricky position really to play and it needs someone actively able to watch it
when you get the call that the pond's coming down
you can't have attention gets drawn elsewhere
and you get split in two a little bit
just advised to respond in with the round
leveling things up, let's not forget
and we'll go for round two in gym and bedroom as well
this was the site where
we had a heavy extension
over towards cct and cash
with a lot of bandit play, that isn't a fact this time
it's going to be a much larger hole
in that area
hey, they were brave for clearing out cct and cash
watch spoils, I am
Yeah!
WHAT?!
94% yapping, 6% watching.
Uh, have I just cleaned up the chat please?
Yo, have I?
Are we co-streaming?
I don't see the option for it.
Are we?
I don't see the option, I don't know.
No, we're not co-streaming.
But I don't have the fucking option to.
I don't have the option.
I
Well there it is there it is
Thank you
No, it's not knocking AD knock knock
Knocking is like the worst feature ever
All right now we're doing it
I need to burn a little bit more in that area this time, but they've got plenty of means in doing so
It's all gonna be about getting them in and getting based on the ground P9
We'll be starting his approach. Oh, man. Come on boy. Come on boy
Well and he's dead, but it's not a good start
How are you even able to keep that, though?
They should not be able to just block that Canadian there.
Yo, this guy did this last game, he rage baited the crowd last game and lost.
Last game. What is wrong with this guy's brain? Also, um
Chat like we are witnessing a blitz running out of clash
Damn near half the rounds
Like I don't I don't know
Does Ubisoft see this and they're just like yeah, you know what man, let's just keep it how it is brown
Let's just keep it how it is dude. Like I don't know them. You have to just nerve-shield
shield. You have to jump by rebellion. I like their game
playing theory. Jinxie, shut the fuck up. It's part of the game.
So let me give you an analogy. cheating is part of the game.
Should we shut the fuck up about that? D tossing is part of
the game. Should we shut the fuck up about that? Somebody
screaming slurs and game chat is part of the game. Should we
shut the fuck up about that.
Team killing is part of the game.
What are you saying, bro?
What are you even typing?
It's part of the game, so it doesn't matter.
It's part of the game.
It's part of the game, so we shouldn't fix it.
Yo, bro, if you legitimately think shields don't at least need to be
nerfed into the ground, let alone bolt it all together.
You're either a bronze, a shield main, or you just want to
watch the world burn. I'm sorry, it's just boring to watch Shields. Watching Shields is
just boring, man. And Shields have been used in probably every game of Pro League since
2024 when they got that buff. It's just not fun to watch somebody run out someone in
It's not enjoyable to find.
Nice boy.
Whoa.
Boy kills one.
Here we go, another shield operator.
All right.
Throw has played blitz three rounds in a row.
Here we go, another shield operator.
Throw has played Blitz three rounds in a row.
Turnpull, make a bit of your walk.
That twisted mind would get complacent that they wouldn't check and he could swing around take a fight through garage door and
Stay alive because the job is not to get an easy pick the job is to support brexit
However, Andy can do that. That is what he needs to do track by death mark
Raxan could be a difficult spot guards now contemplating a rotate is it's a 3d file with a minute to go
They just know about the mom power to do what they usually do. They have no time and no map control and no number
Please kill the plant.
Rexon Jean killed him so he didn't get the satisfaction of the finish.
Now that is a real fucking teammate right there.
Yo that's a real fucking teammate chat.
He literally steals the kill from the guy just so the guy can't even get the satisfaction
of nading him.
That's a real teammate.
attacks they just ran were exactly what we said okay so I would expect these
attacks to be very similar all right for basement they have a castle roam if
they don't have castle he's gonna be scopos okay that he's gonna castle
main stairs window kitchen hall the B2 door the pool the pool door the main
doors when I said the B2 hall I meant they're gonna put a VP looking kitchen
hall okay he plays in bar with the hatch open a zombie for the castle strap will
play in stock with the hatch open he plays like weird keep us and you need to be careful if him
like running out of the stock or to him first okay they play Goyo solo
you
you
you
you
you
Ever created. If you disagree, bro, you're legitimately a asshole. The greatest movie
saga of all time. Don't even dare say some stupid shit like Star Trek. I knew someone
even said it. As I said Star Trek, somebody said it. No. Star Wars mob Star Trek to another
fucking dimension. Harry Potter? No! Star Wars mobs Harry Potter. Star Wars is the best saga of film ever created. Ever!
I'm quite out for them here and they've switched them to Lord of the Rings.
Star Wars mobs, Lord of the Rings!
Mr. Kid, let's try and pin-
Bro, Star Wars is the best!
In a minute, they've not really got anything. Aside from lying, we'll need to gather some information first.
We got a little bit but it's on a player inside a site moving around terms more meeting issues
finding us a zombie who will make herself scared.
Used a lot of Keebas though.
I think that's around three that she might have used on that window and you don't need
a lot to make her all the time.
We have another close-ass game.
Last game was 8-7.
You need to make sure you have enough.
We can have another 8-7.
We can have another 8-7.
Going down while that's wasted.
Yo, hi guys.
There's some sociopath of the chat who's just spamming the LARP in the spraints.
Just ban him, bro.
He literally has a rock in his head, he's just sitting here spamming LARP in the springs.
So saying Star Wars is the greatest saga of all time is LARP.
Or it's not objectively true.
The ball flashbang tried to ward him off the barbed wire betraying guards a little bit on that flank
Spotted by the e1d space off the confirmation, but again, not in a great spot to finish him off rebellion
I was about to say don't have a lot, but
Canadian and split are literally at the door to site they have walked up dirt
Spoied with a long angle looking for a glass, but not a single
Surely somebody's watching. Yes, they are.
Whoa!
Turn their back to air tap.
Blend up knocking Ruxen back up blue.
Nine.
What was that attack, Miho?
Bro.
The Twisted Minds roster literally just spams emotes every time they went around.
Their coach just went,
Bro didn't say shit in the timeout.
He did not say a word in the timeout.
Why is Bro even coaching?
He's been gym parts in the late abortion of the round.
And then we've got Canadian in sport.
These guys are emoting every round.
Wait, chat.
Somebody said fake fat.
He kind of does look like fat.
I'm not going to lie.
He sort of looks like fat, dude.
Wait, what was that?
I just saw something.
What was that sign in the crowd?
What was that sign in the crowd?
What was that sign in the crowd?
No, I just saw a sign in the crowd.
Fett is my dad.
Dude, isn't that like 25?
I'm just trying to get the first round only one lead for twisted minds
But also going over to Jim bedroom copying the rebel games rotation so far
And continuing to show some marked differences from their opponents
I believe we didn't see a single mirror or a castle for that matter
Now we'll see both brought out in round a by twisted minds
You can be a little bit more difficult with twisted mines to play in the same manner they
played on basement on other sites.
They're not afforded the same level of flexibility.
Roman downstairs really has the same sting as hiding around upstairs and then rotating
back down later on.
See, they're all going to be a little bit more condensed just due to nature.
It's a couple of rounds.
Jayla, fairly happy to sort of aggressively challenge on the wall.
Defensive player for twisted minds throughout this tournament. He's already got one looking for a second
Just bring around the corner to chop up my rebellion closing in him and nice Amby. Oh my god
huge no ambe died
Garth is not giving up this position
He has to kill this guy
Knocked him knocked him
Wait 1v3, maybe
Wait 1v3 now. He got the bad
shit
1v3
Crossfire, holding this diffuser, and twisted mines.
Star Wars Battlefront II win.
Star Wars Battlefront II win.
Star Wars Battlefront II win.
You know what I just realized, chat?
We never played Star Wars Battlefront II.
And I literally said I was going to play that game.
Bro, I played Star Wars Battlefront I on like my dad's PS2, like fucking 15 years ago.
I'm not going to literally play it right now, but chat, I do have to play Star Wars Battlefront
2.
Star Wars Battlefront 2, good, is it good?
2017, what?
40 dollars on Steam, MiHo. It has a 9 out of 10 rating. Yeah, I never played this game.
I only played Battlefront 1. Bro, what were these things called again? These things were
so badass. Chat, what were these things called again? What were these things called? ATAT,
Yes, bro. These things were so fucking badass
Yeah, remember the scene
Do you remember the scene where Kylo Ren is in the top of the AT-AT and he's like I
Want every gun we have
You guys remember that scene
Bro, I actually liked Kylo Ren. I feel like Kylo Ren was overhated. I
I feel like Kylo Ren was overhated, bro.
But like, to be fair, he was literally following in the footsteps of Darth Vader.
So like, how are you ever going to live up to that?
How are you ever going to live up to Darth Vader?
Darth Vader was just radiating aura.
Yet chat, I promise you guys, I don't know when, but I literally promise you guys I will play this game.
bro is this gonna be like plants vs zombies though where I just literally
get stuffed into a locker repetitively I will play Star Wars Battlefront 2 though
like guaranteed yes you should use Darth Maul yo bro literally like just shove
your phone up your ass literally literally
They are gonna be certain for it. Literally shut your phone right now
Guys, you might have met... FORTRESS WHAT?!
Bro, Fortress is actually cinema
Rebellion needs this round, or it's probably this game.
Tricks all in that area obviously very cautious for a bit of a walk-up
Good for the kill
Going very well for the rebellion, but still a minute to go
Roxen's made his way up rafters
Sir, with a cutoff angle on my wall,
Andy can provide some support from CCTV window.
The diffuser's gotta go down, and if it does,
there are two C4s on twisted mines.
They might go below. They might stay on the same floor.
Jaylad, concerning, sir, I'm sorry.
Why would he throw the C4? Are you a bot?
Are you absolutely assed?
Who is ever gonna die to that C4?
You deserve to lose, bro.
That's like some copper three shit
Yeah, you deserve to lose that was so bad I can't even explain how bad that was
Brows a bronze player defense a known quantity by Andy
He's three kills and only 20 seconds to do it
Surrounded on all sides put the one HP
So let's just explain how dog shit that pro player is really quick. I don't even know who that was
So instead of saving his C4 for the plant like what any normal human being would do with 30 seconds left
He decides to stuff his face on a window and try to throw a C4 at Ambi
Let the C4 land on the ground then detonate it before either a Ambi rips his head off or B
Ambi shoots the C4
That is the worst thing I've ever seen a pro do at this entire major. That is so bad. It's insane
You're expecting Ambi to let you throw a C4 at him let it land and then detonate it
Ambi can either run away from the C4 shoot the C4 or
Just do what he did and shoot you in the head. That was so
inexplicably bad. I would have just fired that guy right there
If I if I owned this team, I would have literally said
Yep, yep. Yeah, you're fired
No, you're a fire
Pack your shit up
You're fired like it would have been that simple bro Keith through a C4
I mean I can't even that's something I would see in a bronze clip that is so bad. It's insane
Holy deserved loss. We need to know where people are
So bad the line of the windoff. It's a little bit less clear. I show my a cock. Oh, no a cock
Call me shocked. You're dragging it porn acting
What yo bro?
I'm obviously not actually on the phone with somebody. Yeah
That was the worst that was the worst play I've ever seen in pro league. I think that was so bad.
What was bro even hoping for?
too long for us all to get that information. And Jinxie, do you squirt? I'm just gonna
scroll it up for this guy right here. Uh, high-fives permanently ban you, Boo-Boo,
all together. Just get him out. Seeing if you could just try and pick one out of the herd.
Gods, this is a brilliant offer. Do I? No one is really going to be expecting you to play that.
Although Rex and Dangle says otherwise. Are you even watching the match?
Have a little bit of courtesy.
I think he might see somebody flanking up oilpick.
Won't find anybody today.
Four players, marked on Deimos' scanner.
One of them being their show.
We saw at the beginning of this round, going for a spot.
This deathmark tracker doesn't seem like it'll have a whole lot of use until the execute stage,
with nobody from Twisted Minds threatening the mid-round,
aside from anything but a C poor witch.
To be fair, Olly, they have four of them on the defense.
the greater concern might be utility from below rather than a flanker the
stock while you tell to cover it we've got the adss he saw him from there oh
my god I'm stealing that that is such a good angle
if they're not too careful hatching kitchen also something that needs a
bit of desperate attention and it's really on Rex nor ambitiated position to
try and make that happen with the inch Jinxie I'm so tight for you
Uh, mobs put the chatting tub on me.
Oh wait, no, that guy's his self, never mind.
Ooh, Canadian!
Slowed inside of dirt,
who shone then swings around the corner.
Another key operator for the rebellion.
Taken down before it can see its full potential.
There was a big trend on their attacks on Lair,
not as much on their 12 house attacks.
It's more just then twisted minds running roughshot
over the attacking team.
And now going into this late round...
Nice, boy!
Yes, YES!
SPOINT WITH THEM DUBBLE!
SPOINT WITH THE DRIGGLE!
SAAAAAAAGH!
YO!
This all formulated
just because he didn't
save his C4 for the plan.
MEEHO!
MEEHO, MEEHO, MEEHO!
Yeah, we're gonna do a gem and then base this again.
Okay guys, I think, uh, they are, they are, bring it there, they tell Parakea, we can bring some cameras or demos,
and we just need to play at the view to see exactly what-
Is, is that, bro?
It's a, for some fucking reason, we go for a garage, we can retake with flash, maybe.
I close the wall and then retake with flash, or double-garage.
But, I think-
Uh, I think maybe the, maybe the focus side, so I think-
Is that General Grievous?
Bro, what happened to his mic?
Is that General Grievous?
It's not fucking Darth Vader!
Bro chat, after this game, let's watch Star Wars scenes.
Guys, do you remember when, um, the first time you meet General Grievous?
And that's the big takeaway at the moment for me with the way that we started playing, particularly-
L-Spoilers.
Yo, me how? Me how?
Star Wars is like 20 years old.
Not even.
The original Star Wars are like 50 years old.
If you didn't get around to it by now, I'm sorry, I'm spoiling it.
Like, it's old as shit.
Y'all be thinkin' about the 10 gift and put the Yeager Black Eyes in my ass.
Praying for fortress twisted minds making it farther than any meta team have made it in the past
Suggestion place sex guide simulator
That guy is a three month subscriber mods remove pine cone from the stream list
Farther than any team
But a rapid rise for a region that just two and a half years ago was hardly on anybody's radar
Just making it in. Falkens at Copenhagen, but then GK at Atlanta.
What goes into your head when you type some stupid shit like that?
What goes through your fucking head, bro?
You want me to play sex guide simulator?
Bro, go to church!
She to keep that pressure on and he's underdog turn the villains at bay
P9 L ungrateful. Yeah, bro. I'm not gonna be grateful for somebody suggesting me to play sex guide simulator
Round is so good this round is so cool
show him surf with a direct feed on one but surf has two more to cut through both Blackbeard
and Deimos wait no hold up hold up wait what a C4 from Tric
The C4 from below Matt point check could be a surf 1v2
Time there is here sir one versus two and look at the utilities going up against
It's gonna be mirror windows castle bar kids. You name it. They will have it to hide behind
So much utility so much time but information on sir for proof camera
Come on, sir.
You're a first-boy kitten!
Alright, little too focused on the camera there.
Uh, check, you know the Jimmy Butler meme?
Yeah, a little too focused on the camera there.
Bro, they got guns over there.
They got fucking AK-47s.
What was that shit?
Yeah, that mean right there
What the fuck was that basement we will go
Side that L burping
Who typed it though L burping
His name is toaster repair all right
get in the full value of it. So
chose to repair you've never
burped in your life. You've
never burped in your life.
Crazy value from P nine. Such
an insane player this
tournament. I mean, show them
J live P nine guards. They have
been a monstrous quad that we've
seen in Salt Lake City so far,
but P nine took a little bit to
get going in the group stage in
the Swiss stage, but has really
shown up for his team in big
the key moments right now in these defenses right now in blood house 13 and 7
we're still looking for that guy dude all right
shopfire bellion needs to win this attack to clutch ot we might have back to back
seven sevens on our hands what a series dude
drone is online i don't entirely mind that they could still win games and not
have an individual pop-up that's just called a good team
it just so happens it has just come to normal i've probably become very used to
So far with this rebellion, he just did the Hush-O-Peek on this main stage.
He just did the Hush-O-Peek. Back up through his old tricks.
We're behind now inside a stalk. Drone startens to come in at his feet now.
I don't know about holding this angle with that specific gun.
Given the fact that Twisted Minds have won all five of these defensive openings rules so far.
Whatever poor soul decides to fight Hush-O-Peek, he's doing his own peach patch.
got to be decisive and again it is Canadian going down early on these
shields
three times as a god damn it Canadian every single time
no important operator twisted mind stringing together to
wait gives himself up to rex in but guards is ready for
we need an ambi miracle dating his teammate luring the rebellion in
setting a trap that not even wait surf could make slay here
But I bet you they're on the bottom of mainstream.
WAIT!
He wasn't on the campsite, he's too late.
Ambi, you gotta kill this guy.
WAIT!
If anybody can 1v3 it's fucking Ambi!
Listen to the crowd.
Listen to the crowd.
Cinema!
If anybody can 1v3 at the Ambi right here at the back, he has a lot of time, he has so
much time that he can actually go upstairs and grab his drone.
I
Fire's getting down on blue jet
Bro, and he could win this shit. I'm not kidding
He's built for this taking every second and he's been playing so good all fucking weekend
I'm gonna be to have the highest Katie and probably kiss me yesterday against all without help for a minute and a half now
Come on. Andy. Come on. Andy again
checking all this information 20 seconds to go one player and yes one on the
yellow thing he's not gonna draw that guy he's one of the yellow thing one
player found out he'll try and isolate this fight try to win this one but with
only I think he took a little too much time how much can he find with only five
only three two one I think he took a little bit too much time
W with the 25 gifted!
W, W, chat!
All right chat, it's all good because we're going map three.
He's ass.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did you just type?
I swear to God, bro.
I don't know what it is.
It's like the same thing.
It's this, bro, you remind me of like somebody's drunk uncle who's watching an NFL game and
they're like, these quarterbacks can't play football no more.
Yo bro, he's in a 1v3 against a pro-18.
I could put you in that scenario 500 times and you would never win.
You would never fucking win, bro.
Just grab your popcorn and shut the fuck up, please.
He's ass... or like how big actually is your ego dude?
Ampious universe is better than you.
But you couldn't even conceive how much better he is than you.
He's the ass.
Travis, the schedule for tomorrow.
Oh my God.
Okay.
So the reveal is that
330, wait, reveals that 330 EST.
Where is it?
330, but we have time for a chess game.
Chance, should we watch a chess game
or watch a Star Wars scene?
Let's do one more Star Wars scene.
This is the one I want.
Hello there.
Oh my god.
I forgot this is what this meme is from.
Hello there.
Okay, I only want to show the intro because the first time I saw this scene when I was
ten years old, I actually might have got my first-ever boner. This scene right here I might have
got my first boner from this. General Kenobi! General Kenobi! You are a bold one!
El Spoilers, the movie is 20 YEARS OLD!
If you haven't watched it yet, I don't care!
Here we go.
That was my first ever boner right there.
That was my first ever fucking boner legitimately.
That was my first ever boner right there bro.
Alright people are counting the pauses.
Yo guys can I enjoy a video without having some psychotic disgusting group of lunatics
counting my positive. Let me enjoy the video y'all. Let me enjoy the fucking video y'all.
Okay, but I won't show the fight because it's spoiled or whatever. Alright, let's go. I'm
I'm gonna go take a P and then we're gonna get 500 Revo.
Let's go, bitch.
you
you
Thank you.
What did I miss?
Let's go.
All right, we are currently, as it sits right now, we are currently at the highest elo
you've ever been at on chess.com.
We were at 426 elo.
A lot of people said I'm a 100 elo bot.
A lot of people told me to give up.
A lot of people told me I'm fat.
Here we go.
We are on the precipice of 500 Elo.
Jovava London opening.
Let me close out of chat on my right side monitor
just so people don't say I'm cheating.
All right, let's go.
We're gonna do our traditional Jovava London wide opening.
He offers this, we take.
I believe he just, yeah, he gets a fish about,
that makes sense, okay.
Our next course of action is probably
I'm nervous because, um, yeah, it's the highest you know, I've been.
We do this and we just reset.
Now we have this line of sight and this line of sight.
He goes there.
If I get my queen out, I can quickly castle, but I think it's probably better to just.
I actually don't know what to do.
Let's get our queen out so we can quickly castle.
And then we can already create a battery with the rook.
If he doesn't move anything though, if he does this,
I take the pawn.
And then I could slide my queen maybe.
OK, Jack, this is the highest illo we've ever been.
You can't lose.
Besides to do nothing.
Now we cancel and we immediately have a battery here.
That might be the fastest battery I've ever made.
Okay.
Now potentially what I could do right now, our bishop has no vision
because the queen's blocking it.
So what my guts telling me to do is something like this.
Because then it forces his bishop to move.
That could be a really good play.
He actually preemptively moves his bishop.
I don't think so.
Let me think, if I were to hypothetically, trying to think, I think we should just relax
and just attack the bishop.
His next play is bishop takes, and then I take with my queen to not mess up my pawn
structure. Okay, I think everything's fine so far. I sleep with my queen then I
mess up my clock structure. Not only is this the highest you know I've ever
been but this is the highest you know player I've ever played. 441 on
chess.com obviously like in online matches. Now okay he's threatening my queen
we have to lock in. Our queen is the Avenger. Queen's Blunder here. I have a
weird little idea but I think it's pretty creative. Let's just oh no no no no no no my god I almost
wondered my queen. Jesus. I feel like everywhere I put my queen she's dead. She's dead here,
she's dead here. She's dead here. She's dead here, she's dead here. I could go here I guess.
Goddamn, she's actually dead everywhere, fucking butter.
Let's go here.
I'm getting into time trouble.
Yeah, and then he just fucking forks me.
I mean, what a disgusting freak, literally, bro.
What a disgusting, fucking freak.
Yeah, I'm just, I already lost.
I don't even know what I did wrong.
Jesus Christ, dude.
How like this guy just kind of ran at me.
All right, what I wanted to take.
We have to start getting offense going.
Yeah, I don't know what I did wrong man, to be honest, this guy kind of just sprinted at me
This just hangs the Bishop. I wish I had a way to support this play
Yeah, I don't know bro, sometimes people just kind of have aura and they just charge at you in the game ends. Oh
This is good. I like this play
This is a good play we're gonna lose our rook but anything's possible I need to play faster because I'm down two minutes I have to play faster or this is the end of me this is the end of my winning streak he's gonna take with the rook or he's gonna take with the night but honestly though
It kind of just his night's just out of the game if he does this like yeah
He takes this but then I just leave everything here
And then he's dead here. I mean whatever he could come back, but I could just do this or something
He actually decides okay this guy might be fumbling
So chat he decides to completely ignore everything
I'm not even kidding. I think he just made the worst play he could have made
Should I threaten the queen with my bishop?
Yeah, because that's a fork.
Bro, is this guy brain dead?
Is this guy stupid?
We're back in the game!
Bro, he just lost everything.
He had the biggest lead ever.
All he had to do was just take my rook.
Why did he do that?
What a fucking idiot.
Oh, because he has check.
Oh, my God.
You're such a disgusting piece of lard
He does it because he has check
Hang on a minute. I
Have a couple of options. We could trade Queens, which is the worst option
We could do this which actually blocks
It blocks check but then he takes with the rook so we can't get to the night
I don't see a way out of this chief.
If I do this, he takes with the knight.
Now he's just going to take.
I mean, but then again, it was just OV, he didn't have to do any of that.
This guy's fucking manic though, he keeps off not taking my rook.
Oh, I forgot he could do that.
Yeah, I think I just hate chess, I don't know.
I forgot that was a thing.
I will pressure the queen, I guess, and maybe we could get the bishop out and then maybe
threaten the knight.
I think I had a safe chest, though.
The thing about chest, dude, is it's so many things to think about at once, bro, I just
always fuck up.
I still don't ever get past that point.
I really don't know.
All right, now we have, I mean, his queen's getting pressured.
She is getting pressured.
All we need is this kind of blunderers fucking queen.
Please just blunder your queen, bro.
He can move her a couple of spots.
Chad, if he moves his queen here, I think I'm chilling and I'm back in the game because
then I do this and then I have that because his queen has to move again.
Bro, if he moves his queen to that red square that I pinged, I think we're kind of back
in the game.
Not fully, but kind of because we did lose our rook.
His queen is under pressure by the pot.
I don't know how I've got material, but I'm kind of putting pressure on him.
That's the thing, bro, when you post those like backranked rooks, you always have pieces
out of position.
Like his night's kind of on an island right now.
But he's in the blender.
Chad, he's in the blender.
He's really thinking about what he wants to do here.
If he moves his gleam to that red square, I'm just going to deliver, okay, he does that.
Bro, but can't we just keep pressuring his queen?
Bro, I'm putting so much fucking pressure on this guy.
He has to fuck up eventually.
Please!
I have so much pressure on his queen, bro.
Okay, where can she go?
Here, here, here, here.
I think that's it.
Yeah, that's it.
Here.
Okay, so he's going to do what I like to call cringe maxing.
And basically, all he's going to do now, he's just going to train everything.
It's all he's going to do.
So is there a way that I could come back into this match?
I need to get this night to move.
I need to get his night to move, Chad.
This is fine because take, take, take, take.
That opens up, whatever.
But now, yesterday, he can't forget about this.
He has to move his night again.
His night could go here, I believe.
Here or here.
Oh, no, but it goes here.
He blunders it.
So his night can go here.
That's it.
Or his night could go here.
No, because then we take, yeah.
He forgot about the night.
We're back in the game.
Oh my God.
Okay.
We're back in the game.
We're back in the game.
Come on, bitch!
It's very easy to forget about that, though, to be fair.
Okay.
Now he tempos my queen.
But we can actually deliver check.
Does it do anything now we just trade Bishop you can't trade cannot for the trade
Bro, I could wait I have checkmate. I think I'm not even getting I have checkmate on the board
Take
Queensies he goes like here
Okay, it's not checkmate, but we have like tempo
Because then I have this Bishop to oh my god, bro. Do I have checkmate?
He can move his king here.
Oh, I forgot he could just take my bishop.
I think I'm brain dead chat.
Yeah, I think I'm, like, horrible.
Yeah, I totally forgot he could literally just take.
So now we do this.
We're down three material because we got ourselves into that headlock.
I have to play fast.
Remember every time I play slow, I lose.
He castles, we push.
His queen's under pressure.
What is he gonna do with his queen now?
I can deliver that, and then we go under the,
nothing like the bishop.
What can I do in this scenario?
He is gonna go, realistically, he does that.
Wait, but now we can do this because he did that now we can do this.
You know how I'm going to win this chat is like a cheesy ass night.
I swear bro when you get those random forks with the night, it's the most satisfying
I don't know if I'm shit or whatever.
So this does nothing because then it's Queen Ramps.
Bro, I want to do like...
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
His Bishop has to move now.
His Bishop has to move. Does he see that? Does he see it?
see it but he knows he does because then he threatens the queen. Oh this guy's so oh he doesn't even
threaten the queen I just lost my queen. Well do I weigh material? Because take, take, take.
Wait are we tied material now? Is this guy a fucking dumbass? Bro are we tied material? Oh my god.
It's why you never stop fighting chat. I think we're tied
Bro, what an idiot guys what an idiot bro
He gets it tonight cuz the rocket he gets it week as a night jab we're tied bro
Right wish I could just do this so bad
Wait chat. This is back rank. No, it's not. I'm brain dead if there were no rocks
this would be backranked mate, but you know, there's a lot of ifs in life.
If there was no ropes, this would be backranked mate and one. His king has no breathing room.
His king's pinned up against the wall. Okay, he's thinking in his head how he can get out of the
situation. If he takes chat, we're tied material. All right, so what I'm going to do is tell
this guy to go fucking sell wrong. Trying to think if it doesn't meet taking like give
Give me opening position.
I'm trying to think, bro.
I'm just gonna stop thinking and simplify.
If he takes, this kind of opens up a little bit.
I'm gonna go night here.
Now we have, bro, we're back!
Now we have this, where I'm coming for his ass.
I'm coming for his ass.
He was not so much material, what an idiot.
We're getting to the second rank, maybe this after.
We go here, here.
I'm coming, I'm coming, bitch.
Bro, we're gonna be our highest evil ever
if we get the comeback victory.
Now it's all about infiltration chat.
Infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier. Bro, I have Rook's second rank, Knight, protected
by Pawn. Rook starts eating, we convert one of these Pawns into a king. For the highest
Celo ever come on for a new record.
He's sort of, he's sort of being a bot.
He's sort of being a bot.
Now I have this, that's more vision.
My next move's this.
His rook's running out of squares to go to.
His rook is running out of fucking squares.
His work is running out of squares to go to.
I think I'm winning this game now.
Holy God, Bishop.
Bro, I think we do.
I don't have to get my king in the game now.
Take, take. I gotta get my king in the game. I gotta get my king in the game. That's how
I'm gonna win. He's fumbling, I think. Time to take it for both of us. I'm just gonna
I'm just going to move my K up.
Let's check.
I have no way to protect you.
Can you see I start eating my calls?
Shit.
I have to turn this into a, I'm gonna run out of time.
Wait, do I win?
Cause I'm,
how does this work?
Do I win?
Cause I'm up, up, up, up time.
Do I win?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Do I win?
We're still alive!
We did it, guys.
Guys, guys, guys.
Oh my god!
Chat!
Holy shit!
The Windstreak stays alive!
alive and we reach a new fucking elu oh my god
okay
the time out we're told by alie and i think all of us sitting at home
what happened it's slowly it's oh three what the fuck happened
This game spin out of their control, three contested rounds, put twisted minds on these fortress defenses, and if we get a fourth, God forbid a fifth.
We might be down one NA team in just half an hour.
Come into this day, rebellion had a 55% attacking win rate on this map.
Bro, what happened?
It's tough to attack on, but you would expect this to set like a 48% sort of concept.
So the fact that they haven't won a round yet means they can't achieve that 55% of course because they three will be 50-50.
They can still perform and they can still be fantastically out.
But if super sort of recognize there, they're gonna have to shift up their attitude to try and make that happen.
The traps are becoming a huge problem for them.
Bringing big powerful operators like Canadian has been doing on the Inconsistently or the Blitz.
Here we go Jack, map three.
It's the first three rounds here.
They don't characteristic from the sport that we were used to seeing inside of the Swiss.
He hasn't had the greatest series so far.
Well, this could be a redemption map, if he wants it to be.
Not the lowest rated player on Shotfire Rebellion, but just four EPS above Canadian right now.
Spoit has been having the roughest series this whole tournament,
player on shot by Rebellion, but just four EPS above Canadian right now.
Spoight has been having the roughest series this whole tournament.
Coming off the back of a rough kickoff, Rebellion need
every player to show up right now after the tactical
timeout. Super trying to get the team together, trying to come up with the solution.
It'll be a slow beginning. Getting a lot of utility. Hacking
these Arunigates. They've got no shortage of targets in that clutch drone, mind you.
Rooney Gates, Razor Blooms, F-Nauts, so much utility, a bullet group as well, that the
rebellion came to look towards at the beginning and try and create grabs, create little opportunities
for rebellion to slip into this mid-lounge and get ambi activated, get spoilt activated,
especially as the snake has survived this mid-half band phase and got some good jewels.
All the focuses have been on the tracks, hasn't it?
Shutdowns from Twitch, Clutchdowns from Brava, you name it, ambi, he's gonna have the info
here as to where guards is positioned. Look at this angle. Look at this fucking angle.
also something you don't want to waste
How is Canadian death?
Nice sir!
Nice!
Nice serve!
Sir!
Sir!
Sir Fee!
Nice!
1v3, rebellion after their tactical timeout looking like they put together the pieces.
He's lit, he's lit.
But they come up with something, anything, just one shot to keep them competitive against
an up team.
Yes!
Yes!
They put their first round on the-
I really wish you were normal.
Uh, mods, timeout, whole milk, boy.
A tactical timeout from Super ahead of every single round played because it is very, very
effective.
You look like a torso pounder.
Alright!
difference a focus on tracks and again a reminder and a focus on that teamwork work those three two ones and really play to those
Strengths they got an opening pick. It didn't last too long. It was traded back
But surfs in my tear from her man roof just being able to affect onto the players inside of horse
massive
Big 3k from surf in round four pistol and f2 getting the job done
3-0 direction as well, the opening kill so far. Finally a conversion for it as well.
Rebellion getting some good trends going their way when they need a post.
Only one round, but every single half so far has been a 3-3. Rebellion have been able to
tie things up. Both maps. It'd be the biggest streak they'd have to run to do it this time.
They've done it before. One round, two rounds. Three is just barely greater than both of those.
So now they look over to the old power side to win this new site being right chat one three
It's three rounds. Unfortunately massive to the attack anyway. I think I could somebody just say
massive
But we're gonna need a little bit more out of this first phase if you want to give themselves an easier time of things
Come that size swap twisted minds. They too know this and then I'm gonna take that round lost to Lila
They're gonna try and tie and things up again still we see them bringing a lot of track focus
Yeah, I'm not for it.
You can just add 16 years to my life.
I'm not 40, y'all.
They give you so many good angles, just looking out from the site.
Also putting a lot of pressure on the rebellion.
If they try to push in just through an old tower direct,
We're gonna feel really compressed on that side of that. We see a lot of teams even with shields
We get really stuck up on that position and face a lot of difficulty nice fine with the shot trial
No
Outside the work trap. Holy shit from beneath this window for quite a long time
Nice
Go Canadian
I'll go up.
Let's go up.
P9.
Again, playing this museum side, but it seems that the Rebellion have an idea.
Surf and Skoi watching this position.
They'll both fire some shots as Surf takes a more forward stance for P9,
now luring them deeper into this top floor.
A decision needs to be made here as to whether they're going to deal with P9 or not.
Are they just going to let him hang around there and deal with them at the end of the round?
around or they're gonna actively try and seek that player out but the amount of
space they've got at the minute you'd be foolish to try and chase after him
you've really just got to give him that space and bro this is looking good as
soon as I turned on the stream chat they're winning
little bit diffuser juggling going around here as well as we will start to see some
of these sidewalls get open nice boy nice nice there we go
first game was zero clock it clock it bitch clock it
sportsman in this map what's one of this mouse what's one of this map guys
that's two jumps in a row you know they may not go the whole two in a row
get that equal 3-3 split but we see a lot of these more even you like this
you want us
crowds slowly starting to warm up here for what will be the final map grown
ass man by the way yeah bro grown ass man and I'm still clocking that TV
really do not want grown ass man I'm still clocking that TV bitch bit of a
wake-up time like they had a really easy time of things those first three
attacking rounds a tactical timeout from super USA when half the team is EU that's
not true Canadians from Canada Canada
Rexxon's from USA Ambys from USA source from USA so only one person's from the
It's really trying to bait twisted minds away then hit where they're just not
clocked your team. I just clocked your team, bro.
It's taping it to his ear. It's dedication. Do you squeeze your dick while taking a poo?
All right, mods, remove that guy please. Why does your hairline look like 300?
Why did I just see my head on a sperm cell phone?
Why was I just a sperm cell in the crowd?
And they had on-layer, on-club house!
Bro, let this shit die!
Let it die!
Jinxy, can you spread me?
After that, tech!
Hold on.
Maybe we'll have another one.
We won't have another one.
I hate when it got buggy in my mouse.
Don't you hate the mouse bug?
Wait, I've been thinking once.
We just got done with one tech pause into another tech pause.
Already here on this map.
Classic.
This is a crazy stat.
Classic, classic.
Chat.
Any Star Wars scenes?
Guys, any Star Wars scenes?
Aura.
Fucking Aura.
I know I might be called a dumbass for this, but is Phantom Menace not just the best Star Wars?
This is the best star warship.
Why like every time we watch a star wars clip, those people just typing them all, sneakers
them all.
Do you see how they synchronized the opera with when he shows off the double blade?
Guys, watch its little things like this, bro.
That just made George Lucas the goat.
They synchronized the opera with the second blink.
Stop typing them all!
So, Jack, does this mean, objectively speaking, on paper that Dark Maul was the strongest
ever because Darth Maul only lost because it was a 2v1 brother does this mean
that bro it's Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi does this mean Darth Maul was the
strongest ever
Miho, it's a 2v1, what do you mean LARP?
Okay chat, you guys know the scene where, guys, what's the scene where Darth Vader comes
onto the ship when the princess is giving, or she's getting out the plans, Darth Maul,
Is it the Rogue One scene?
Oh, this is it, this is it.
Bro, this isn't even that old.
Wait, hold up. Is the game back?
That scene is cinema, chap!
Cinema!
all but one round now also seeing
elibi brawl got those echnats from fenrir they can be a nightmare especially
but how many techy small corridors we've got bro stop typing for loyals the movies are old as
shit just to bring a bit of stability and really zone off those corridors a lot of
corridor play on fortress really is very layered once you've got yourself into the building you
kind of just get into a normal corridor in a lot of instances when you're trying to attack that
top floor. Bro, 3-3 slid it's game over.
3-3 split game over.
Jinxie, touch my G-spot. Muff, madam.
Next up we got Aaron underscore B. Stop smiling.
Yo.
has something different in mind though
Opening up some of the important exterior walls also getting some important information that's not on scanner
I believe peanut and Jlads
Stop
Cleanly on that Rome clear with very little spent is a big big problem. Yeah, we've seen the candela's use
But we've not always even seen Canadian get chance to use those candela's and we've still had closed rounds
It's the fact that he's still got one in walking to spend that out there
Hash on will get a very important one
Quickly trades him around the corner in a 10 seconds to go shot by rebellion has its user outside of single-window currently
need to go pick that back up unless they want to finish this on Carol's cards what
a big rotate but Canadian oh just face checks the angle he's ready for it
shotgun tags up guards a little bit now the malusia quickly sprinting back to
site dude yeah I think more than going to grass the old tower stairs last bank
set up in turn to keep him at bay holding momentum taking another one be one
desperately trying to find a successful gunfight he's tried so many of this
point.
Bro, oh my God.
And after three in a row.
It's going to grand dude.
Tie it again.
Bro, they have so much momentum.
What a comeback.
When we banned Baunty they ramped up the pace a lot and I thought it was giving us more
trouble.
They're being the blitz so they have to play Monty pays I think so. Yeah, okay, so let's do snake and Monty guys
Sorry, snake and blitz. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Okay. So for command they showed two different attacks
Obviously, they could do different but they've been brought a shield blue through master ace went breach red lock was horse door
Flores was outside art window, and they had a snake working up spiral so that guy could go anybody maybe like a Deimos or a
Doka be they also have a spiral direct for that they ran
Twitch on Katwalk
Get a job ladder
Ying or like above ladder
Ying art window blitz so it'll probably Monty
Shield and Flores walking up spiral. Okay, or Bunks the only attack that we saw from them was a split
It was a shield dropping ladder, snake walking up spiral, ying art window
But if they turtle and turtle and turtle and turtle guys, let's remember to bring some operator to his beauties
ying, norm, it's capstone
Whatever, I forgot the name of the last one
Yeah, GG. I forgot the name of the last one. Yeah, GG bro. Holy coach diff
Okay
I forgot the name of the last one, you're a coach!
This is your only job!
Jynxie get some cat!
Yo bro get out of my cat!
Jynxie get some cat!
Frink!
FRJNQE!
You're banned!
Shut the fuck up!
Special, look at the bag.
I'm gonna fuck up.
Special to get the bag.
Another tide half, three maps in a row.
Having an OT on each one.
Stop resweeting everything.
Jet stop fucking between me and me.
It's bullshit.
Neither one able to acquire a decisive lead.
The Shopify rebellion moved the defences and twisted mine.
Move to their attacking side.
Now they try to level things up.
Ooh, I thought maybe we'd get the double hard reach in our band, but no, it is instead snake and blitz taken down
And I'll leave these two operators that twisted minds play so much on every single one of their attacks
Yeah, it ties into the timeout that supergay was you know, on the snake on the blitz
The the theory behind it for everyone in the arena didn't hit you should do a dark wall cosplay
Great, well, what sneakers should I wear for it? Yo, bro, you guys got to understand dude
If I do a Darth Maul cosplay, then you guys will not stop talking about Darth Maul's
fucking sneakers for a year.
Like why is everyone retweeting that?
Run a poll chat.
Should I do a Darth Maul cosplay with the face paint and everything?
You should cosplay getting a girlfriend.
Like bro, 92% of the chats aren't even watching the game.
92% of the chats are NOT WATCHING THE FUCKIN' MAT!
LITERALLY!
Because when you look at what they have, it is still quite a comfortable lineup.
Not only for the Rebellion, but again, the In-Champ.
Earthmall is skinny though, Ryan B7, nice zinger bro, I'm 5'10, 160.
those longer angles that you will find fortress again not being a map that's
a stranger to a long angle once things start to get open on that top floor you
can really cut through it we've got an early uto clear here from jail at it's
gonna be on the twitch just seeing what he can find his target likely gonna be
some of that go yo and that's LA utility trying to clear the way for guards
whereas we would have seen that be a blitz previously this time it's a Monty
And rebellion they feel more comfortable dealing with that. Let's see if that actually is the case
You can see it in theory with the slower pace, but as you pointed out
I imagine guards can still get a bit quick with that shield even if slower than the blitz
So many barricades on this side of the map
Gonna give rebellion good information for where twisted minds are pushing spotting a shot drone as well
Likely indicate to Andy that maybe we forgot to hold
Utility clear on one side it could be rotating could be pushing from old tower P9
Conversely, human tricks both right outside the site instead pushing from tower itself
and
Looking to bring in this other element of the attack these two concurrent pieces and squish the defense between them
J-Lad ready for that flight
No
Another rebellion fight back with two
Boy one B3 come on
exchange that just solidifies twisted mind's advantage
sport spotting one above
stacked up above the boxes
Just slightly cuts off some hair shaves his head and I doubt you'll one B2
Shomes got to cover Jaylad in this diffuser
Waiting so patiently Jaylad will pop up for a second, but they have 25 seconds to play with
They can try and bait out Spoyt, they can try to see what he's going to do as the Ella
commits, as he swings around the corner, he's softened up Jay-Lac quite a bit.
But Trax Stingers on one side, so low HP, so little time, we used to get a kill, we used
to get a commit as one player around the corner, they're just barely dodging these angles.
They'll take the long angle flight, try to debate it out, but when they hit fire headshot,
And one HP, SPOIT, just needs SPOIT!
SPOIT!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
SPOIT 1v3!
Holy shit!
Look at him, he's smiling!
Oh my god!
Let's go!
Bro.
Dude, that gridlock bought it out at the end.
To be fair though, the sound is so fucked when there's a fucking hole next to you.
Wow.
Little 1v3 first point.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, it all started with guards ADSing there.
It was already a 5v3 and then he went for the pointless ADS.
That was a crazy shot.
I'm Sean. Did he disconnect? Just flat-looking the wrong way.
I'm Ridley.
He's going to be stuck out and you can see back with the body.
This boy swings the corner.
We said earlier, spoiler alert guys.
Wait, one of these three, bitch!
Even if that's not the only contribution.
Is it not?
Or it could be.
Okay, headin' on how these next rounds go.
I mentioned already, the Rebellion has fantastic eye-watering defensive win rate on this map.
But it hasn't always come from clutches like that.
It's been teamwork. Synergy.
Alright, what is the poll? Let's see.
If that's what they could do on a bad day, I wanna see what they could do on a good round.
On round one, the only...
So, we run a poll.
On if I should do a Darth Maul cosplay
You guys got to understand I've been streaming for seven years. I've never even seen 97% of all before
Somebody said the 3% misclicked
You guys actually want me to do a fucking a fucking Darth Maul cosplay
5 defensive win rate in their past what now
That round might still be the difference. Why is it?
This is most extreme row fuck off
Moving down the tower with fire in his way. There's nothing he can do. He understands he can't retake that position
The top firebellion will fall off in turn reinforce off as the Deimos and Monty join forces to begin this wrong clear
Really good extension there from SR not committing too heavily to it low pocket reinforcement and they can immediately block that off
spoits
Looking to finish where he left off here as he's keeping his close eye on the hopping lion's can always a good indicator
That something's gonna start happening
Yeah
Yeah
No, yes
God's trying to bear down on the Monty now, but the util is just keeping him at bay
Vulcan packs that's gonna be off to burn at least 15 seconds
And even then he's gonna push in and see what rex and staring straight at him again. It's not like he's playing the blitz
It's not like clubhouse where you can just ignore that and put through
The problem links just issue compounding on top of issue for twisted minds
shopify rebellion just playing the game they love to based off utility based off
teamwork nice nice
nice it's fucking buddy yeah
ladies and gentlemen we might see spoy in a fucking grand final scale we might
he's playing at a grand finals tomorrow chat
Askill
in round number 38
guys, let's just a bit chill
guys, what we did in the first round is right
let's keep controlling the map
split, 3 to 1 and go
the bomb site now will be kitchen
you guys want to do the vertical one?
horizontal, I think we should do the vertical
ok, with Dork, I'll show you above like this
you know?
yeah, yeah
ok, guys, I'm going to get the kicker
I'm going to do the thing that you call it, so you're going to play in London, I'm going to play in Shaward
You're going to go up there, and you're going to play in the music, right?
Let's be chill. Do you guys want to do the vertical? No, the horizontal. Yes, exactly. And then the IGL starts talking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sometimes bro, you got to just mute out.
yeah
yeah
yeah
Twisted minds taking a breather as I'm gonna be honest
Roche SR has like a way better coach five rounds in a row across two different sides
They have won both primary defensive sites and as predicted in the tack timeout
But I think a reasonable prediction for anybody to make it will likely be kitchen as the third site for Shopify rebellion
It's always the tertiary one, we see defensive teams go to Olly, to twisted minds thinking
a lot about what they want to do for this one.
Nice job of the Hutt cosplay.
Ryan, one more slide remark and you're fucking happy here dude.
It's not a job of the Hutt cosplay, this is how I look!
From Super by the way, the rebellion have not lost a round since round number three,
and it was the end of round number three, but we heard the tactical time out.
It was incredibly effective. Yes, you've got a side spot thrown in there on to a side that they are very favored at.
But they're still going out there and doing the business. They're still getting monster shields put in their face.
They've still got Deathmort Trackers. They've still got Beastron Arm. They are still going out there and putting in the work.
You can see the rebellion locked in, but Smile starting to grab the game.
Bro, SR looks good.
in the Shotfire Rebellion Caddx up until this point.
Maybe just allowing themselves a little bit of joy
in what has always been quite a stoic, quite a dedicated,
but very cold team.
You've seen Canadian get loud when the moment arises.
I imagine if Shotfire Rebellion make the grand final tomorrow,
we will see him electric as he's always.
All right, Chad, I'll do a fucking,
I'll do a fucking Darth Maul cosplay.
All right, leave me alone.
Yeah, all right, I will.
I don't know how I'm going to get all that shit done one the Charlotte major and it has been a rose face paint
Looks like it would take five hours to do
Since then in that time beast coast slash that may be have risen then fallen risen them fallen again
Brazil took over
Somebody who could I hire the ones that remain so much siege has occurred in four years
And it just shot by the ballion can net two more rounds. I'll be like no time has passed at all
Jack, who would actually do a Darth Maul cosplay?
Not able to progress, not able to gain that map presence
But we know that they can work exceptionally well with when they get it
But they're gonna have to do something about the positioning of these two players right now
You've got spoilt and Canadian both just batting them back at the fringe
Gods, he's got loads of information, but he's no real way of doing anything about it
He's gonna need a little bit of support here to come in through that hamam room
Where was that support gonna come from? That's the issue
I'll do it this week because sure you've got this week. What's the next so thermics gonna do
What's gonna make up artist? I know on its own you've got a lot of secondary utility after tons of smokes in fact that face paint is impossible
to do
Primary utility we normally see for the attacking team
Spoil with a trade not with the player. He's killed. That's honestly kind of good all things considered chat
I'll do I'll do a dark from all cosplay and I'll do a tick tock
And then I'll stream in it and we'll go on comedy night with the Darth Maul cosplaying and then we'll go on battle
And again, it just looks like there's a line that we'll go on battle right now for the side of Twisted Mines
Players inside of the side that can already start turning their attention and they have got information themselves
Rexon knows exactly where J.L.A.D. is going to be positioned at the minute
It doesn't need to do anything. There's nothing that he's going to make a player move with the remaining utility that Twisted Mines have
Oh, and I can do a moggle.
Nice!
Nice!
Come on!
Close it out, close it out.
It's over.
It's over, it's over, it's over.
6-3, yeah!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
It's over, it's over, it's over, 6-3, yeah!
Ha ha ha!
Could you find it?
Wow, check.
Bro, could you believe this, bro?
From 3-0 down to 6 unanswered rounds.
6-0 to bro.
Final!
Final!
Final!
Final!
Final!
Final!
Come on! Let it go, bitch!
Yo, bro, I have had eyebrows for months now. And hair! Enough!
That's six rounds in a row here.
They're believing!
Got it!
Got it!
Six in a row. Six rounds in a row, Ollie.
To get to the point where you start thinking how many more times they're going to bang their head against the same wall before we see something change.
Again, here's the Monty. And again, how are they going to deal with the most basic of utility? Taking control of the map.
The lineup has not got what it takes. Yeah, they might be able to replay this out, but I saw them already previewing. They're happy to play the game.
They don't need to move, wreck some belly and move the whole lot around. Still can't wait to flip the kills.
It just feels like the tide has turned in this series.
So Chad, that means if DarkZero beats FaZe, it's NA final.
Five. It just doesn't feel...
Jack, think if I give this Jack!
start to feel that way twisted mind struggling more and more they haven't
won around in the 18 20 minutes when siege time on one map that is ancient
history only been rebellion victories in recent history see they're just
having fun with it now they're just speaking everything and surf makes him
pay for it guys that might be it bro I think what's going to grand finals
and that'll do it folks that'll do it
J-Lad, tag up, P9, finding Canadian.
Silencing the crowd for the moment.
The twisted minds look to be going for a direct take.
Ollie, but struggling in the mid-round,
we'll bring it to a pause.
They've removed the pace out of the round now,
recognizing that it's still winnable.
They're still not in a terrible position at the moment.
But SR, in part of the best position,
they're actually out of lead. This round still looks so good.
Watch him. Canadian could just move the chess pieces as he sees fit here and they've got them on advantage
I should in itself be enough to work with
That should be enough
Nice
A man who has no in no in the floor. He's so dead
Yeah
Ladies and gentlemen, Spoyt William Lostech, hailing from Sweden, and Chopfire Bergen
are going to the grand finale tomorrow, boys.
Oh my god.
The darkness. Press R. This is uncharted territory.
The first time, as in all, they will make a main stage and with that win,
a book and spot in the grand final tomorrow.
It's been a long journey to the process.
Wow. And while they do have major winners,
it's been a long time to have seen them.
Oh, Chad, I just feel like this is also a moist critical scene.
I wonder if he's watching right now. Is he?
He is
He is
Dude, I don't think SR is made of finals yet on Siege. No, they haven't
In a duel to the death in Salt Lake City, oh wow
They fucking gone and bloody done it they got in bloody fucking done it
The greatest umph in our sixth history.
He shut down the USA channel, Canadian, you're a legend up here, but this roster, everything
seems to be clicking at the right time.
What's happening here?
I'm going to be honest, I don't think any of us really know what it was.
I think we actually got this summer during this kickoff stage.
I think we got so much negative feedback.
And we finally became an underdog.
And I think a switch within us of not playing with so much pressure.
I'm playing to prove people wrong rather than we deserve to win.
We deserve to be as good as people expect.
And we played like we have to prove that point.
And we play with the belief in each other
that we believe we're that good.
No one else believes it, but we believe it.
And we play like that now.
And I think ever since then, it hasn't gone bad.
On a personal level, it seems like you are rolling back
the years.
It's like you stepped into a time machine.
How are you doing this at this level,
at this point in your career?
I'm off and on.
I'm still getting smoked.
But I mean, the guys are just absolutely driving though.
I think we're playing great as a team.
I think our coaching staff is like incredible too.
The amount of prep work we've done
and like how much less stressful it's made it for me,
you know, compared to past year
that I've had to deal with,
with like doing so much extra work.
I think it lets me just focus on how I'm gonna call on,
like what I wanna focus on
and not being too stressed out, but I don't.
But bro, Canadian is proof that you don't need,
you don't need good aim and you don't need kills.
You don't even need a good KD
to just be a great seed splatter, bro.
He is the epitome of that.
I love doing this.
I love being a part of the team.
Brother, this guy's had the lowest KD in pro league since 2023.
That's it.
I mean, yeah, but getting back to this team.
Do you realize how I'm saying that?
Getting back to a grand finals.
It's not something I take for granted.
And just competing in general, it's not something
I take for granted and never will.
So I think you're making me quite nostalgic as well,
because the last time we stood together in a situation
like this was 2022, the Charlotte Major,
you're back in North America, another grand final.
Can you do it again?
I mean, this guy's the limit.
Obviously nothing's gonna be easy, nothing's granted,
but we know we're capable of being any team
as long as we show up and do our due diligence
and play as a team and believe in each other
and play with confidence.
We're capable of anything and we all know that.
So I'm not gonna get ahead of ourselves,
but we're not gonna be no pushover tomorrow.
That's for sure.
All right, Salt Lake City.
One more time, the Canadians and Shopify Rebellion,
your grand finalists for this major.
Thank you.
Jack, you don't need good aim.
You don't need a good KD.
You don't need a bunch of kills to be a great R6 player
And Canadian is the proof of that, because he plays
objective base siege better than fucking anyone of all time.
He plays objective base siege better than anyone of all time.
And that's a beautiful story, bro.
That is a beautiful story, bro.
He plays objective base siege, Chad.
What a fucking legend. All right chat we're about to watch I believe chat should we watch phase versus
DZ chat to be watched phase versus DZ. I feel like phase is going to literally fist them in the ass
but maybe not I
Feel like phase is gonna fist them and just gate them, but I could be wrong
I'm going to go P. But what a wholesome story, bro. I really do hope sport wins tomorrow,
That would be so cool.
Prove all the doubt was wrong.
you
you
I'm back in the building. What's Krillin? What's Krillin? Hey, yo, ah, let me get a chop
cheddar. Let me get a chop cheddar. Chad, what is good, bro? Oh, no, he's back. Call fat.
fat now. Elle ignore Elle ego. All right, you guys need to calm the fuck down. I just sat down.
Three seconds ago.
Fat is larking. It's fat larking.
When I walk inside it,
Put it inside of me, jinxie.
Okay.
Put it inside of me.
No, I wasn't saying okay as an agreement.
I was saying, you give what I'm saying, bro.
You give up the fuck I'm saying, dude.
Fett said yes in what call, in what call.
I don't see Fett, guys.
I called him on Discord.
Oh, there he is.
Well, good, Jerry.
Fett, what is up, bro?
Ni hao.
Dude, Troy in another grand final, bro.
Holy moly.
Dude, that was pretty emotional at the end when he was giving a speech in Mako-Mano.
Yes, bro.
I think it goes to show that you can be a great seeds player without good aim or a good KD or getting kills
As long as you actually play objective like he does and you have like all the leadership qualities
He does you can be a fucking great team
You know and he just wants it like yeah when he said in the interview when he said like the coaching staff is great
Because it takes a little pressure on my shoulders
I'm telling you this guy's like this guy looks like a fucking insane man at events like Bob reviewing into the night
Every single game he's just fucking bottom-reviewing. He's like fucking working his ass off
He's studying the enemy team for like the takes he's gonna call like he's nuts, bro
Bro, yeah, dude, it's way into 1v3 that was so sick
I felt it in my bones. He's the same shit the VP. All right. I'm gonna add a I'm gonna add a below endeavor dude and
What's it called? And these ambies fucking 4k. Oh my god when you got full flashed and turned
I'm just happy he's doing it to everyone like I thought it was gonna be like the only agency
thing yeah out of them but no he's doing to everyone brother I if he keeps doing that
they're gonna win the event bro alright let me make the group watch Dom test real quick
what's happening oh his title was one game from grandmaster and now it's three games
Yeah, bro, he's gonna be off of a clip soon.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Bro.
What a series.
What a series.
What a series.
SPOIT VIRUS FACE FINALS POTENTIALLY, or maybe we just get an NA finals, bruh.
Fucking...
SHOPFIRE BELLY VIRUS DZ, why not?
That would be crazy.
That would be crazy, and I don't even know who wins that.
Dude, and you gotta think too, like,
if the finals is fucking SHOPFIRE BELLY VIRUS DZ,
maybe no one in the world predicted that.
Besides, like, some NA superfan.
Mmm.
And warrants it as well wasn't it I mean well deserved to win seven rounds in a row
That's something that you don't see every day
I mean I was getting a little nervous as a North American fan to see twisted minds go up 3.0
But fortress defense the fact that they tied up
Yeah, what's up with the R6 like castors and analysts just all kind of maulking in a way round seven
This is the momentum shift at all of rebel. What is lacks in bed check 350 or 20 for their favorite to close out this series
The audio had to have been so bad there. Yeah, something was fucking with him probably
Because the the big hole on the right might have messed up his audio. I don't know dude
Maybe he thought sweet hop through the hole on his right and split wouldn't see him
You know rex is deaf in one ear
Rexon's deaf in one ear. What? Yeah. I did not know that. How the fuck does that
happen to grand finals? That's a phenomenal job in his coaching. Every time we heard those
timeouts he was so concise and particular about what he wanted to convey to his teammates
in every single... Wait, what, Levin Dahlstein left Barca? What?
Is this real?
Love dogs to leave FC Barcelona at the end of the season.
striker to leave Barcelona at the end of season.
What?
Where's he going, Jack? Where's he going?
Where's he going?
Yeah, one of the best strikers of all time.
He's not going to fucking Madrid, well, why he's not going to fucking Madrid, I'll allow
Saudi.
Bro, I feel like he's still kind of like, good, bro, but I feel like if he was retiring chat,
it would say retiring, it wouldn't say to leave also, Josie Marineo confirmed what
What does he bring you confirm Darth Maul?
Yo, uh, boggles, are you like a drone?
Bro, we're talking about Levin Dalshky right now, bro.
Are you literally like, yo boggles, participate in dialogue, please.
He's going to the Darth Maul boggles really, really.
And you misspelled Maul.
He's going to the Darth Maul.
Yeah, this guy is so fucking stupid.
Yo, chat, does the Darth Maul exist?
Let's see, is the Darth Maul a real place?
Oh, what is this?
What is this?
Yo.
Oh my God.
Even the website has the joke wrong.
The Darth Maul joke is a viral internet and streaming trend
popularized by creators like Jinxie asking,
where did Darth Maul get his shoes?
The punchline is Maul Mart or the Sith outlet.
No one has ever said that.
No one has ever said that.
The joke, since no one even knows who the joke is anymore.
The original joke, the original guy who said the joke,
and I don't know if we're ever gonna find this guy
ever. The original guy said, where does Darth Vader get his shoes? The Darth Mall. The joke
has never been where does Darth Maul get his shoes? That joke has been ran into the ground.
Bro, are you telling me this is on Reddit? This is on fucking Reddit? Because I want
make Jinxie laugh. I have written a text out of 1000 variations of Darth Maul.
Funny stuff. Everyone give him a good time.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Where did Darth Maul get his shoes? The Darth
Where did Darth Maul get his boots?
The Darth Maul.
Where did Darth Maul buy his drip?
The Darth Maul.
Where does Darth Maul validate parking?
The Darth Maul.
Where did Darth...
This one's good.
Where did Darth Maul eat after shopping?
The Darth Maul food core.
It's like the laziest formulation of a joke ever.
You just throw Darth Maldon to any sentence, bro.
Oh my God, bro.
Pay him.
The biggest outlier when it comes to their attacks
is finding those opening kills.
Same thing for Dark Zero.
Cyber is the main player that you're gonna look at
when you're faced to be able to find it.
So a lot of pressure on his shoulders
to find those openings, to find the gaps.
Sometimes we've seen it not happen,
But so far, if yesterday was anything of an indicator,
Cyber is awake, he's able to do it.
You just never know when he's coming,
but you've got to be aware of it.
Dude, chat, I ordered chicken and rice, bottom line.
I ordered chicken and rice.
Chat, because I'm entering a health journey, bro.
I ordered chicken and rice, bro.
Of course you did. Of course. You're so fat. Fat. Fat.
So ordering chicken and rice, because I have to eat to survive, right? Like if I don't eat, I'm literally just going to die.
So ordering chicken and rice makes me fat, even though it's literally lean protein.
The dark fat ass.
Is this your life, bro?
How impressed are you with this team?
Yo.
Say that again?
How impressed are you with this team?
Oh, I've been extremely impressed again.
Back when it was the old SSG.
Oh, hello, hello.
Bodo, are you cheering them on?
Mark Zero to pay homage to your old team.
Ah.
More so than FaZe, yes.
But if it's going to carry the tradition.
Yeah, yeah.
If it's DZSR, are you still going for DC, Bolo?
Well, old org, old teammate on DZ, but old teammate on SR, I'm torn, I'm conflicted.
No matter what, a brother in arms is going down.
I might just close my eyes for the whole B03, I can't bear witness.
That's where DarkZero snaps.
I want you to witness, I think FaZe will win though, and I think FaZe will end up winning
Grand Finals no matter what, if that's the case.
Outer connector won.
So you think phase is phase is just going to win most likely, no matter what.
I think so.
Yeah. Yeah, I agree. I hope that's our wins though, man. That'd be cool.
Action.
Yeah.
Bro, because isn't it a BO5 also, Bolo?
Yeah, BO5.
Good.
BO5.
It's battle, battle of the endurance. It's a marathon.
Because yeah, there's not even really like, you know, in a BO1, like kind of anyone could win.
in a BO3, like, you know, anyone could still win, but it's a little harder.
BO5, bro, it's like, Jesus, bro.
Like, you have to actually, you have to actually do face three times.
It's crazy. And like, you never put in a BO5, it is stuck in.
It's awesome.
In this situation where they gotta go for a play, baby shark gets the pick.
As he's running back, NJ.
Yeah, because you're like so locked in for hours.
Like, especially if you go to map, also, don't they do the,
or no, they only do infinite OT outside, right?
Zero's attacked.
Yeah, they're meticulous
Calculate their time and it's limited
Yeah, but it's still like so many
means somebody made their game plan like it's a day seven you know what they're
absolutely going to need those attacks I think no matter what it's like it's the
grand final right and I think this this grand final because we've had like a
major two where it's been absolutely blowouts yeah like this one will go I
think it'll go deep like if it's SR face it'll go deep if it's DZ DZ SR it'll
It'll be a long fucking day
So we whoever wins this it's just gonna be close
Very well, I would probably give this like a 60 40 to phase
If easy ends up winning I don't know who would who would take that GCS
I really like this because you already want us. Yeah, I don't know that is interesting because they I mean obviously they're both NA teams so they just scream against each other or shipped on.
Yeah, they know they know them very well but to be fair these is a relatively newer, newer team together. So that that they have, you know, kind of in their advantage in a sense.
So do you think that's like an advantage from like phase though, because like you only really play phase at events.
You don't really get to like scrim them that much.
So like, I don't know.
And then phase just plays the other South American teams, which none of them are as good as phase.
Yeah.
I mean, that's, that's kind of what like, I don't know if you've ever heard of the term like online teams versus like land teams.
Like some, some teams traditionally will just absolutely dominate their region and then they get to land and they just fucking bomb out.
is typically one of those things like where they would always be like number one in those in the
NL and then they go to internationally just get fucking dead gone. Yeah, I don't know. It just
really depends on like the player, the playing environment, how much they handle pressure,
right? Like, but phases, I don't know, phases just, we're not trying to glaze, but they want more
And they want to do it with a nice pretty valid glaze bro to be honest three SI grand final appearances in a row and two
They win like the next SI and they go three in a row like a three piece three
Yeah, no, I mean they're already they're already like the best team in like yesterday
Like why is space the best team ever because I mean yeah, it's
Bro, I'm not a lie. I don't I don't even know like that's like the big like if you really if you really do
like
There'd be something to take away. There's just I think individually. They're all fucking top dogs like everybody on that team is like
fucking sick, but also
So they're just so good at chemistry and like, uh, and just working together.
Like no matter what, like if you're fighting like one guy, it turns into like three.
And like the, in like the matter of like, in the matter of like a second.
And on top of it, like, I think no matter what, like who you are in like competitive
esports, if you watch any of the games, like you're typically going to say, like,
Oh, who's the best player?
You're going to probably say cyber or handy.
Yeah.
So you have like two top contenders, you know, obviously you have like the
I go in the, in the, in the stompings, right? Like people will say that, but like traditionally
over time, and especially if you watch that stock 2025, handy was just fucking just hate
him out of town.
Yeah. Handy was, bro, handy was shitting on people literally yesterday. He had like a
20 mom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I heard, um, for most people that are like pros, they all
say that either handy is the best player in the world or cyber is the best player in the world and
they're both on the same fucking team but the other thing is all of them can shoot like all like
all of that even though support players like this work players can fucking shoot in the
game is like the phased you know Canadian right but like but he can shoot you know yeah yeah you'll
see I mean you'll see today get some kill you never know then but like vittacca actually will
fucking like he'll like do crazy shit yeah yeah I don't know I think they can be
and KDS came in like right before they're like second place as I was like
There's like the 2023 era. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean three years
Same exact
Why the fuck would you
Ambrose don't fix
Wow, this whole team mobs. I'm not oh my god. Yo Jack this whole team box. What the fuck?
Wow
Under the pressure
Who said our six players were chopped chat
Probably back on my grab a bag of patina champs follow
Here we go check
12 champions who haven't dropped a single map, all events, and crewed through the quarters
with flawless precision, welcome, Big Clan!
Mr. Eating Healthy, it's fucking pita-thins, bro.
It's not even pita chips, it's pita-thins.
Oven baked, oven baked, not fried, come on.
I've been bait bro 50% less fat ball about 50% less fat dude. These guys can't read their fine friends. Yeah, I'm not fat
But they haven't dropped a single map I thought they were just undefeated. No
Yeah
is it steak we got bolts and kbs kbs look you don't not intimidated by anything i've seen it
jetty does sound insane that is intimidated by this they haven't dropped a map in every stage
check pros. Because yeah, I'm not American. Oh, I can't believe he's in the center. I know you.
KDSS, we're gonna beat them. But what did you say, Matt?
Chad, what did that say? This is America. This is our turf. This is America.
I'll lead it off here.
Ready?
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
We got handshake of that best of luck, guys.
This is going to get spicy.
I can feel it.
And we need a special try cast for this one, I think.
So we've got...
All right.
What's your predictions, guys?
I got...
Nice.
I got phase 2, phase 2
Yes, what a quarterfile they would be fine
I think it goes to reason
How about the custom boot, how you feeling?
Honestly a bit nervous, but look
It's my first event as a coach
And I'm also making my debut as a caster
So hopefully I'll just take it boxes in
Just taking boxes
Look at her suit jacket
Yeah, and Matt just rolled in on a fucking motorcycle
I think it goes 3rd map phase 1 now
What do you think is going to happen today?
I didn't get a third map face one though.
What do you think is gonna happen today?
I don't think the crowd like what I'm gonna say.
Yo, GD.
Yo, what's up man?
I'm like, oh, my chat's been calling you that.
I can't lie.
Yeah, it's just-
If FaZe makes it, who do you think wins then?
Right now.
I hope SR wins.
Like that'll be awesome, but I think FaZe is gonna win.
Hmm, I think I'm in that same boat, but then again every time I'm down to this art it just fucking proved me wrong
So yeah, but I got a question for you. Yo
When is the last time phase has lost to best of five? Was it the W7 M? The W7 M cell was it then?
Yeah, 20 24
Yeah, because I didn't make it to the finals let that stick in bro. Yeah, I think I think ever since like
Other than that event every time they made a grand finals. They won. Yeah
You have to send a message to the one of the way that might be there is you've got my only grandfathers
They don't live a little bit more beyond that anything so dark zero got to come out
For a semi-finals matchup considering it's best of three that's insane
No, no quite on the defensive
Zero semi-finals can and they have a
They're defending. Defending world champions. Defending defending.
I'm on top of the classic opera for twat house, clearing rafters, doing sweeps, and of course I think the band is gonna come out here as well, yep.
So you know, it's just some classic operative bands, obviously with Thermite, especially on playoffs, are very effective at getting a lot of water from their bones, three brief charges.
Interested to get your thoughts on that a little bit, Mike, Decayden bandit band combo, it's something I've spoken about a little bit through the event, we've seen, you know,
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, this is true fact.
What's up, man?
Um, spoi has B phase and a best of five grand final.
On team rogue?
Yes.
Oh, wait, I do eye for God.
That's what that was.
Yes.
Wait a second.
Wait, that is kind of crazy.
It's crazy, Lore.
that trade off there I think obviously because clubhouse has a lot of exterior walls you know
bro ambience so disgusting deal yeah he's always been discussing I'm glad that like
now I think this is the event where people start thinking it's a mainstream you know it's it's
hit the the wider audience for of course he's kind of he's kind of him yeah well this is his
first finals right this is the first time making a grand final yeah yeah his
first event was that's not 2024 he literally the first pro match ever was
like 10 days after he turned 18 and it was at the six of national in 2024
It's a grand finals rematch either phase versus point for Lynn's grand finals rematch or
Dark Zeal versus
Like Canadian
Yeah, I would only be Jan I know is the only one from that Astralis roster
Also
His old roster, you know Canadian previous DZ
But yeah, a little different. I guess I should say oh Lord
Wait no way to get out
The Kishaw the Kishaw got my
I don't think he knows. I don't think he knows.
No, he doesn't know.
Wait, what? Dude, he doesn't know.
No, how did he?
No, he doesn't. How did he not know?
Fuck, bro.
I mean, that's the BB.
That's one of the most-
Yeah.
That's already- that's already opened up so much, like,
like, for attackers.
We're already spotting out.
Yeah
This is not a bad shout handy. I've thrown this exact scene 400 times
What two kills
Oh
My
What's your bro one shot to newer what's who maybe one on fucking
Is the best gun for 1v2 with this help 10 seconds
Yeah
on that Barclay or on Cyberg, they have a whole top board.
Cyberg's rocket is so low and they somehow let him slip,
somehow didn't know he was kitchen haul
after the first shots.
And then I felt like their ex-gü is a little bit
dysfunctional.
Yeah.
They're already getting kind of gassed.
Yeah.
Also like, I don't know, that he parted out on the castle.
Yeah.
It's just like when it came down to like the guy main
was like two seconds before the guy moto
and then the blue guys were a little bit behind the modal guy.
This could be Raph, though.
7...
7...4.
Yeah, I mean everybody's aim on this team is literally
I would say mechanically like these these mechanics
I don't think that we quite that yet with this.
Are you going to turn up and just hang out with me?
I don't think that, I think that, like, these, these mechanics are more flat here, right?
That's a bunch of, like, they have much more flat your aim from,
like, literally across the board, like, J9O, NJR, Neewer's, Kino, Foltz.
But like, dude, like, Cyber, something about, if you ever watch Cyber, like, he doesn't,
he might not rub off as somebody with crazy aim, but like, it's so smooth.
Bro, that, I don't know what you think he is going to do.
a year ago, like you said, like, they don't even really like do any of the bullshit, like
lean spamming or hush home peaking, they kind of just like sometimes they don't even lean,
they just run at you and rip your head off.
Yeah.
They're not like flashing it all.
Yeah, they all look like they're off the road.
I guess that's a good way to put it.
Yo, why is there an emotive high-vives jerking off in my chat?
I'm trying to be professional right now.
Jam it at a professional call.
I'm trying to be professional.
Why is there legitimately a emote of high-vives
jerking off being spammed?
Why?
Spammed!
Secret.
Looks like a fast hit.
No, you need the pressure lodging though.
Yeah, fourth and newer now.
Both in bottom blue.
Is that get the fender if there is one?
He's up, they're up, they're up, they're full right there control.
Flash of the red, but I mean red into it.
Wow, Cyber, what?
What?
What?
He sniped him.
Wait!
The Biddy King's off.
He's still on.
Look at this!
GD has his stock, dude.
Wow, he could just get bomb on client.
Wow.
Okay, I had a newers with a lot
Yeah, yeah completely ignore the fucking extent and just send it up red
Send a bread pressure from window or pressure from breach pressure from window and like they chat my chicken is here
Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm yeah chat. I am hungry though. Don't be annoying. I'm not fat
I just need to eat to survive
I'll blow you up, but it's like you just fake him into it and then you give that like you as a defender give the attackers an avenue
Oh
The put of the op-bomb system changed last year, too.
You're looking at this game, has gone so far across these three rounds.
You're seeing the picks that both teams have come away with.
If you're looking at this, what are you saying needs to disappear in the next round?
That's obviously a really tough question. Maybe the mirror needs to go.
They've run at every single round, especially because of the fairlight ban.
You can impact, say, the H-Chargers and whatnot.
And honestly, they don't want defense though. It is tough.
But what you guys want to ban on, you know, DZ is on the side because they've just run these sort of one-off strats.
Obviously a lot of prep work has gone into this game for Dark Zero looking at the israelis
I think Grim is not about that buffay or another shield ban
My ban for Dark Zero
I know you've had this ban shut behind a team
I haven't run the capital yet
Man, I wish I would meet again
But if they ban their Grim then make some GZs for them GZs to find the capital strats and run them back for, I don't know
Especially if you know we're making the same thing
It seems committed to this little like weird GZ
I would have done this
No, honestly, the boys are really good
You know a lot of talented young people on my team and you know, I've put my trust in them. So I'll just let him play
This player inside strip with here to players
Bucked in with underneath the people inside a site
And they're gonna want to they have it on them. They have range over you can get the bathroom walls and have to open
Who comes out on top?
Interestingly, FaZe have actually just completely shifted on the top floor after only a minute of time.
I'm gonna go for the Mira.
I can clear out the players in time master with a control from underneath. Direct take.
By Drone, they just need one guy on the back just to deny the swing on to CC the window.
The upside down main. Holy shit.
Oh, Mira goes down offside. I'm on her.
the board five versus four honestly sometimes it's actually works in the
defender's table as long as everybody else in the site is aware that that's a
danger zone
gives an extra avenue to peek from
go for the gym player not the gym player side player
oh good a good a zombie charge on the floor
good awareness my soul's there you get to just stay still just have to move
are you making a nade hole here nade through breaks the zombie force the
No, you're moving.
Lastino.
He's actually creating.
Oh, he wants to do it.
He wants to do it.
So angle is being held 30 seconds
Wow
But now bringing it back usually you see every single team go cash over cash over cash over open everything
Open everything up have a look at what's weak, and then just hit it is just actually just incredible to watch
Now I get see the adaptation sure enough that mirror ban has come on through played in all three of those rounds by three unique players
Yeah, I mean no surprise we know how powerful room is on the attack, you know, just makes it so so
Pasta is very fat name your bro stop backseat life in me
I think we're going to have to
get a little bit of a break.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
ADS is going to go for it.
I don't know if his second body isn't a strip,
or if it's going to be back inside.
Wait, what are they doing over here with that?
What are they doing?
Is it just a rat room?
I guess it makes sense that they want to target cyber in there and KDS is there and back him up just in case.
Or if he dies, you know, just another way.
I wonder if they want to call or not.
Find a call, it seems like.
Yep, fall down.
Cyber is still staying here.
Strip's live.
Two people still in that room.
But I just thought of something.
Yup.
What if Scopos intentionally gets droned over there, shoots the cam,
TP's back to site, but then the soloist is just routing in a corner,
so they forget about stripping, then he shoots with the back.
I think the body is, but that wouldn't be cool if the body is in the strip,
like the other ones in the strip.
They go through slowly and normally look at you towards the blitz to hit
somewhere else at the same time, that's not an option anymore.
Yeah, we know that Kino is going to get it.
He's understripped himself, I mean he just like sprained down hair in the bone.
Too much value from, it was that opening down.
Oh, oh my god, the timing is so good!
I think he's gonna go off that.
Good idea, good idea.
Good gunfighting by the ex-boy.
Wow.
He has a slaughter.
What the fuck is that?
Is that her drop on him?
Wait, two v two.
It's over, it's over.
It's over.
He's gone.
Wait, is there a way to get K9?
Like you say it's one HP and a dream could be on for the eighth thing find
So little HP bro
I think that's the alternative is like if you don't want to clear it, it has to be casted off, but then you still want the risk of cyber is fucking running through it.
We are going to play basically the retreat of the team we used to play before, remember?
Pays are too good. It's not fair.
You can use your ult to get a ferri to take this surprise from outside.
Ok.
Did you get it?
Ok.
Ok.
Ok, we can play with my team.
It's not fair.
They need to get a nerf.
They need to get a nerf.
One of them has to put the game.
I want a nerf, that would be cyber.
What people don't know Mac is we brought you on to this try cast because of your impeccable understanding of Portuguese
I think cyber is a number one
Oh my god, that's how fucking that's what you die
Oh my god, oh my god, oh me. Oh me. Oh
Really wanted to get this over the line
It's not your tactical time out there, Mike. What are you saying to the team at this point 2-2?
pretty solid
Bodo
So Bodo, do you remember when you were on Sofia pushing bar double-door and you slept on that guy?
Whoa, you mean lion I
Was on that lion I was running the guy now. I was one of lion with the fucking the 308
I need to go take that to Guinness
Book of World Records for best
FPS shot in the whole wide world.
Yeah.
Okay, I'm going to put up that clip.
That was Lion.
That was Lion 3.8 2.0.
Really enjoy watching at the
minute.
I enjoyed one or two of them
through kick-up.
You know, obviously it's a
roster that's been put together
in March.
You know, it's a roster that's
been put together in March.
You know, it's a roster that's
been put together in March.
It's a roster that's been put
together in March.
together in March it's kind of you know I do miss my girl so I think that's the
thing I've been able to build this so quickly so consistently when you look
at maybe some of the other off the field was good bro we were running shed and
probably brought me and you those are the days dude look what he's using again
He's doing the cringy shit
I know where he is
Usually with these setups you'll see the racket while reinforced and these guys haven't done it
So if they had to reinforce this would actually be really bad space
Or for DZ
It looked like Neewers was posturing to hit the back, but up to getting that first pick, they're just wanting to send all of the numbers onto the one side and make sure no one is falling for that crucial C4.
I didn't even want to move up, bro.
They know?
Wow!
Oh my god!
That is insane. That's plot armor. That has to be.
Really?
That's a lot of damage.
I
He talks like your face the phone
I'm actually so impressed that they won that round I thought that she was over
Yeah, well vidicine vidicine fucking committed to the plan
Once he was kind of stuck there and then just like the natural and souls and then it was
You always hit them against phase right there like an 18
There's this guy in the chat room
Clip master Tashi bro, what is your name?
He typed coffee teeth
What is your main, bro?
Like legitimate, like who are you feeling like, dude?
Clip master Tossi, who do you think you are?
I think these guys flourish on the attack.
I don't know if they're going to have enough of a buffer if they get the 3-3 split on phase transition or something.
I'm gonna know you want to play in this game or
Yeah, I just want to get in there, bro. I think we actually sub you in for this next map versus phase
Little one time that started bursting out into laughter when I said that no like I just want to get in there, bro
Well, honestly, God like I think if you ever tried just like comp siege, you know like scrims or something like it's a different game
It's honestly quite like even if like your team is shit or like the people you're playing or shit
It's like playing with people that actually want to coordinate something and do what they're trying to do is like clap on them.
Yeah, maybe in another light time.
It is definitely a different height if you're like addicted to seeding and you try to come seeding.
It is that level, just like I was saying.
It's often here about this trap that's being designed to control the gaps that often exist in defense because you have to control service them up.
Because bro, you know what, you see a pro make a mistake, you're like, damn, I could get in there.
Still a form of slow it to be pulled down.
Yeah.
They can just charge on call, but he got a freebie here.
Oh!
There's rather a barrel than a stick out, bro.
Totally positioning.
Now the chance to get in there.
Is that some chase out?
Yeah, from the holes.
I
It's the best way to play the game bro hyper aggressive together as one that's like the best way to play
They'll just eight man fight in a room.
They don't give a fuck dude.
All the way through the map.
And what meanwhile what appears to.
Well I think I think Brazil kind of like popularized that play style.
Yeah.
That was like that shift in play style came from Brazil.
And that's what really started there.
Their dominate.
What happened sometimes it's always hard to pull off those big touch
situations especially against a team as structured as FaZe.
And in around replay we saw two players both stepping out there to look for the
trades.
Yeah, because like everything's just either.
They either trade or you just die.
And it's just, I don't know about that,
just all over you dude.
They're just all up on your fucking wiener.
It's hard.
You don't even have enough ammo to kill all of them.
On that attack F2, we're on control of every seal around there
where we're on sync with each other.
So if whatever reason does affect it over time,
just keep it incredibly simple.
And if we're going for a cash overfill,
we're gonna put up that boulder.
Bottle, I'm gonna put up your clip.
Oh, I'm just gonna look up Bolo flick.
Hopefully that pops up.
Mosquitoes don't bite Lois because his blood is filled with tater tot cheese.
Wait, what's playing?
Chad, what is playing?
What clip is playing right now?
Mosquitoes.
Bro.
Bro, Chad, this is all my 4U pages.
This is literally all my 4U pages.
I love love so much bro don't bite loose because his blood is filled with tater tot cheese
And somebody permanently banned that guy from the chat room, and I'm gonna I'm gonna call you not allowed on you not allowed
Okay, stop eat matching
No, what man
We are gonna you know, I know we're fuck both of you
I'm gonna win, I'm gonna move to Florida, I'm gonna move to California, I'm gonna move
to Italy.
Oh, it's great, I wouldn't fit in Italy.
Okay, I don't...
Chad, I'm playing, uh, Chad, I'm playing, I can't breathe, bro.
I'm playing low on N2K, bro.
I'm on back stop closing the video you fat hots okay listen man you know
everybody listen listen Christian the calories no no no we're not doing this
we're not doing this right away yeah Q&A right now Q&A right now why huge how
the fuck is that a Q&A question as I turn 31 right Chad have y'all ever seen
Los's what his one question goes to you what do you guys want to see from me at
at the age of 31, like what do you want to see in this year?
Like what do you want to see, man?
Death.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, I got distracted.
Loose one question, go.
This is the best loose segment ever.
I texted him and said he needs to bring it back.
So that without being sad, let's go.
First person.
Yo.
Yo, one question.
Who do you think you are?
Yo.
Here.
All right, one question, go.
Hello?
One question, go.
Oh, what's the biggest shit you've taken?
God damn it, bro.
God damn it, bro.
The hell up, bro.
How many cheese tasks did you eat in one minute?
Huh?
How many cheese tasks did you eat in one minute?
Dude, I'm not entertaining these kind of like, probably 15.
Hello?
Yo, Mike.
All right, wait, let me look at Bodo's flick.
Chad, this is the Bodo flick.
Here we go.
This is it.
This is it.
This is it, this is it.
Chat, this is it.
2023.
It was lying.
I thought it was Sophia.
It seems clear.
How?
How?
How?
It seems clear.
What's the micro-miliquad drillabilla second?
You get this Christ like I fucking scared me
How does he not react though
It seems clear
Bro if I would hit this shot, I would have came inside of my pants guys. I would have came in my pants, bro
Yo bobo
Yo, what's up, dude
when you get the shot like that bro how do you not even care
been there done that
why is that a fuck
hey Bola how are you here on Jing Sticker
I have my discord which I like game maxed out
you know what you know what simple answer no no worries here
you just gotta dial in bro I'm so alive man I can't go hands up
go hands off because imagine if I hit that shot I go crazy after that.
Get out of the mental check.
Which fun fact I actually walked in the kitchen aww then I got fucking ready.
What is this guy doing?
Oh my god this guy is a freak.
Why is this all so easy to turn?
Because he's going to cut him off.
He's trying to stay unknown on the cut.
Oh
Wait this guy's under fire, bro
This is crazy, they're going to go to the garage now.
That's crazy, they have a rep spot, the counter NJR's Chonka shooting spot.
And then DarkZero have a counter aggression spot.
What? How's that guy alive? That's Blood Armor.
P90, P90, P90.
Blood Armor.
You just took a gamble.
Jynxie, I want to illustrate to you how deep this shit runs,
OK?
You remember the trunk of the truck I told you about,
that NJR has a lineup to every single part of the garage with?
Yes.
So D, FaZe has a spot in spawn that they can see him from,
right, as part of their prep.
And then on top of that, DZ have a game plan
to run a guy outstrip to aggro and kill that guy,
and also peeked a guy gym window at the same time.
That's how deep this shake goes, bro.
It's literally counter on counter on counter on counter.
Like it's just insane.
But like no one noted, like no one watching this game
would just like notice that,
but like it's just that's the amount of prep
that goes into this shit.
Where, wait, where does he see the guy from?
Where's the angle that gets onto the chunk?
So you know how Solz,
so NJR vault up on the cash table inside of cash.
That's where he shoots all his chonkas from.
So then the guy, the Solz, the Hibana,
Long angle on the CC window you just saw that guy outside pool table window
He has a long angle from spawn up onto that spot through CC window
And then DZ ran a guy out strip and peeked the guy out Jim window to try to kill him
Wow
we're just picking too aggressively you know peeking out these windows we need
to play to our operator on them and to the gadgets into the wind condition
well this round looks very much like it's again trying to waste a lot of time so
commonly see this cash cc extension for reasons that are well known by now you
want to try and hold off the cash cc because the window that looks over this
south balcony if you don't have control of cash cc you got to do what solace is
doing now be very oh my god windows it just gives you two or three more things
you have to think about to get control of that hole really important.
Do we mean being inside through this area as you said many a time Tim sometimes it's about
opening up the breach and just being able to see through to that window to ensure no defendants
to be on it.
There's a new enemy, well here Cybers got himself underneath, he's now got control of lounge so
they don't need to worry about any flanking or any pressure.
He's already kind of feeling the pressure, backing up a little bit to find some calm.
One guy red, I feel like he might get fucking through into control.
This is like a death spot, has to be a death spot, there's no way he gets out of here.
He is left on an island not the way he's getting close because he knows exit unlikely help not there
I
His soul to the city of the whole
The genie has to be lower and NDR is down there.
What if the Hunts are disqualified?
Oh, this guy's so dead!
WAIT!
You've done that handy, right?
You've done that handy, right?
Nick Jr!
See, 4? He was not dead.
Wow! Holy shit, man.
I mean, if I were doing dope, there's like a slight chance of a gym play.
No case here this guy
Jinxie your Adam's apple is annoying
Okay, got it. Let me just burn my neck off of something. What do you want me to do about that?
And then we have another guy grown ass man laughing. So when I become 18 years old am I just gonna go through life like a fucking zombie or something?
Grown ass man laughing retweet. Did we tell you to smile?
Yes, fuck that shit.
Bro, are we dead ass bro?
Oh, here we go. Jinxie, you are my favorite streamer.
Like, thank you, legitimately, bro, thank you, appreciate that.
Pussy lips.
I don't even know what that means.
Grown-ass man, smiling.
You're a great streamer, thank you, man.
Paid chatter, okay.
Yep, paid chatter, yep.
Yep.
Entertain us!
I remember!
There was deep lyrical lore.
So you know what, let's leave it behind.
Okay, no, no, no, I meant like when they put close clips of people like one tapping and like lead spamming.
Oh yeah, I knew it.
I'm sure there's a free method, yeah.
When I think about Neurus, I just think about when he posted that picture of his door dash order being, like,
runched on his front doorstep and just said,
Are we dead ass?
Wait. Wait.
That's nice. Interesting. I haven't seen a castle after in a long time. Really, it's just a go-ya.
Yeah, I wonder what the point of that is.
Oh, hope they don't have explosives and then just make them waste 20 seconds.
Yeah, cause usually like, I'm sure you didn't see that where there's like goyos and a guy that like starts their pressure a little bit and pops the goyos so that you don't give the attackers dirt off of it.
But now it's just like, heavier emphasis on the actual run.
only one guy in silence and they are with a fucking MPS
Surely there's kind of priming this
Oh
All of us are coordinated
Look at that look at that
Yeah, I feel like I feel like that's just not just a castle on the dirt or no glows
Like that like that's just too much
I just too much space
So my most used gun in the game right now is
I don't like single-fire weapons, bro, I like playing operators for their abilities, like
I like mazzy, like mazzy is so fun and brava, that's so boring, that's so boring, what?
Blain operators for abilities?
Oh my god.
Are you serious bro?
Yes.
So lame.
Bro, I use brava because I like her ability and I use mazzy, that's my two most played.
Okay
How like how annoyed is that with all the tcsg's cuz like I know like a lot of people inside
I bet it cuz mean go rolled through on the fucking like that all the tournaments and shit and he's just digging on dudes
It's
I
Fuckin baser setup was like some old ass 2023 shit
I would be doing what drunken with I wonder if it would be just NJR
drop the valve, we'll go with the info, put the timer in
the agenda for this side was add ideas after
what is going to play really solid at the start
why don't any pros use poles that much, guardian
let them do it, and then we'll run
it's really good on certain sites, it's really good on cafes
yeah I saw, I think it was Adam and I using it
for your someone
I didn't post it on the radio, I'm like a lot of different websites
I'm just like powering out like snow boughside
figuring out where everyone else is there
getting like the bottom white info on the walk up
I think it's not been that site dependent
yeah
that bolt is definitely definitely used but not not like a stable
I mean what let's do a team active band the most recent
Carter is in the chat
Carter is in the chat I repeat
Carter is in the chat and his first message
Vader is Darth from the mall, Jynxie.
Carter, does your IQ like descend every day?
Like Carter, legitimately, bro.
Does your brain like shrink every single fucking day?
Legitimately, bro. I'm actually curious.
I think I've been that one.
At this point.
They are doing a really good job of staying alive.
You know, it's the side, it's the side, it's the side.
And the doctor, he knows, he knows, he sees the guy.
All over.
All over Rock, this is how it matters.
And Cyber just walks in the site and kills everyone.
Both ways.
But it's a two-in-three, but you were down.
I think they know that both are down.
You can't get the rest of these guys.
You might be able to get the con guys.
The question is, will FaZe overplay their hand
to try to kill these kills, because they know it's an unlimited
overplay their hand to try to use kills because they know it's a limited time
but they'll be down.
What case?
Yeah.
But he's very concerned about whether he's being watched.
Oh that's the only case.
Oh no!
Oh!
Can't wait.
But it is Newer's and he's got fucking 13 kills already.
He has Q's on his impactives.
He can cut off.
Yeah, but it's plain to believe.
Oh, it's plain to believe.
Boom!
Badak team is hurt.
KDS is kind of hurt.
KDS is kind of dead.
KS is kind of dead. He still has to his armies.
They have to play kill. Where the fuck is the bomb?
This could be a generational plus here for a new crew.
Oh my god!
This could be.
The case is outside the game.
Wait, this is good verb.
Bro, this is good verb.
What is this?
Did you know that though?
Yeah, I don't think it is like you probably doesn't know the diffuser is down there it is and he thinks, okay
He's gonna pick him up. He's gonna play it. I need to give space right now
That's the thing where you like when you see like a blunder from the spectator view
You have to like think about what the player is hearing what he knows and doesn't
Honestly, DZ did a really good job at bringing it back, but unfortunately
Well, I was just saying, bro, they had a cam on them because they were yellow-picking the guy that was knocked, so couldn't you have just ripped the castle and finished the knock, guy?
Very heavy room set up on the top floor.
Yeah, a little dicey.
Probably not worth the risk.
Dude, I love the camera shot in here. You're literally just fucking exploding. You can see the maze. You're just fucking...
I don't know who's in sight. And then from there, it was a straight B breeze from...
Jinxie, I'm training for Diamond Jim.
Carter, did I?
Carter, you're not coming!
What? Carter, what? I never invited you to Diamond Jim, Carter. What the fuck are you talking about?
You just invite yourself? I'm not inviting you, Carter.
Hell, yeah, right. I'm not ever gonna meet Carter, y'all. He would like, grope me.
I remember the old SSG roster, they were fans of Shelly, so maybe something to hold on to
if you're a really easy fan, but it's an overworld phase, above and beyond everybody else on
Shelly.
And the phase with a good map rule is just the most terrifying thing on the Red Bull.
I love Shelly.
Bro, Shelly makes me want to get hot cocoa and sit by the fire, dude.
I love Shelly.
It's such a cozy app.
Well, Shallow makes fans want to fucking win a major and an SI.
Just the way that they end up using that.
Well, I think, like, they, like, people, a lot of people pick love again,
which means that probably in, like, the, you know, analytics somewhere,
it's like one of their more banned maps.
Even on, like, they look solid.
Like, they have so many reps at this point that they just look solid.
Like, they clearly have a good grasp of every single match.
Yeah, I do think one layer to that is it's clubhouse and everybody and their moms know how to play clubhouse, right?
It's a quote-unquote equalizer map, so that if like someone's really good, if it's like a really bad, the best team in the world,
your club is going to be closer to their club than like, let's say, FaZe's Shallay.
Like, your Shallay is going to be nowhere near FaZe's Shallay.
But your club, nine times out of ten is going to fall off.
Nine times out of ten is going to be closer to their club because it's just club.
it's it's a statement
100% I agree
I agree
I agree
it would be a day
it's a good point
it's a good point, WVN
WVN
I saw his side, he's his man for crime
why find him
I love me some shotgun kills
I love me some shotgun kills
I love me some shotgun kills
I love me some shotgun kills
I think I saw a little bit here.
They were really trying to push that jacuzzi wall.
But they've come up against an immovable object in Darcy.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Did I pick out a six in one jump?
Wait.
What the hell?
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh.
Nah.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
All right.
We found another Soziopath in the chat.
It's snowy's jinxie. Are you actually starting in only fans this year snowy's? I don't know if you're like
Going through psychosis or something brother. I don't know if you read that on some bullshit AI fucking tiktok
Bro, I never even once uttered those words. I never once uttered those fucking words
Am I actually starting in only fans this year? Where'd you hear that from bro legitimately valid question actually?
I'm not going to be able to
kill me. But uh uh uh burn the
chat to the floor. I think I
put a buff so having a team
that you can't together for
this long. Right. They're like
the longest standing roster you
can see right now. That team
together. But the other side
of that point is every team
would keep their team together
if they were winning. Yeah,
Yeah, it's easier to say like oh like because like some some I'm not saying you said this back
But like some idiot would be like phase is the best because they never split up
Well, they never split up because they were winning
Well, you never split up. You're winning the first year. Okay, so let me give you like a little bit of lore the first year
They've won Brazil and then they disappointed at like international events honestly
I think just counting so they were like they were like they were bad
They were bad the first year then they got the grand finals right then they got second place, and then the next year
So they actually didn't win anything for two years straight
I think they're yes, they were good domestically and they consistently made it to top eight
But I do believe there was a level of not winning before they won
I thought Bolo said they brought Handy and Solzhen in 2024 or 2023.
Yeah, but they were winning instantly then because after they brought those guys in,
they won the February Major.
The asset?
No, no, no, no.
They didn't win February.
The first one they won was Yavle, right?
Or was that not Handy?
No, that was after that.
What was Sweden Major?
What was the one that they won?
That was the score, right?
Yeah, that's old shit. That's
the same year that I'm a good
player. I'm joking. I'm joking.
So they got they got two players.
They got handy in Souls in 2023.
So it's like a year later.
Okay. At the start of 2020,
they got them.
Yes. No, no, no, a year later,
they they lost.
It's an SSI.
It was two years later.
Yeah. Yeah.
A year later, they got second place
and then two years later,
they won.
Yeah, second place is still.
Yeah, so it's so good.
Yeah.
But that's what I'm saying, like, they at least wait a whole year to make this decision.
Like, I think a lot of teams will have too bad events.
Mmm, M80.
Mmm.
And then drop people.
Steal roaming on the top floor, very interesting play.
Obviously, you know, having that top floor control while the enemies are below you is really strong.
This back armory drill.
Well, like, Jinxie, think of it this way, bro.
Like, you know, when you and your console boys watch G2, you guys are saying, like, I know it's like a joke,
But like you guys are saying like oh drop this guy after like two of us right to two bad
It's like if you apply that same logic as an orgoner then you wouldn't be making the face of not exist right now
That could have been a map winning gunfight right there
Yeah, that's what happens you get top four bro. Everybody wants it bad
Okay, but I have a counter argument to that though. Yes. Yes. Yes. So like
Yeah in phases instance
And it took that exact five stack a year to get second place in SI, right?
That exact five.
Yeah.
Okay.
Once you get second in SI, yeah, you have enough results to keep that team because it's
like, oh, we're the second best team in the world.
Yeah.
And the way they lost, they were the better team than W7M.
They just completely exploded on map five.
Like they were up 6-1.
They just completely exploded.
So like, they're probably like, all right, we're the best team in the world.
We're not going to change anything.
But like to get to that point, they did still have to drop two players.
Like if they would have never changed their team, like you always going to be sharpening
the sword, I think.
I'd like a different.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They still have to attract two people to get to that point.
I agree.
Like there are like after a while or two years, there is like a need to like change people
if nothing ever.
But I do think like to give it at least a year, like rule is good.
Like every year is a given.
I think that's fair.
Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
Because MAD like three majors.
When MAD first reunited the BeastCast Tour, they didn't even make EWC.
But then they like, they like gave it a bit.
My counter argument to your counter argument is G2 did the same thing, but you were calling for their players to beat you up.
G2 did what?
Second place at EWC.
I just personally believed Blast was ass.
I just believed Blast.
In your defense, I'll defend you.
I'll defend you for you.
They got 3-0 in that grand final so it wasn't close, right?
Yeah.
And then FaZe also in their first year was consistently getting top A, top 4.
G2 bombed out, you know?
Yeah.
Well, and also, on the lab, like, because in the BO5,
didn't Stomp and get launched like every game?
Like, wasn't he ToppDrag every game or something?
I remember that.
Yeah, I think that's it.
In the BO5, he like, literally was the only person
with a positive KD in the entire BO5.
So I was like, all right.
Well, that was the game with the fucking RIM close.
So easy to destroy Haces on these extended breaches.
And I was like, all right, well, clearly,
he was the solution to the team because G2
wasn't doing shit before Stomp and joined
for like multiple years.
So clearly he fixed their team and then I also believe just watching blast that was ass
I didn't really know about dropping lawyer. I thought lawyer was good, but I did just think blast was bad player
But I thought lawyer was good the blast one is much more
I thought lawyer was fine like I think lawyer. I don't know where it like you could also say
They're aiming so good.
I think the thing about lawyer could potentially be that he's like very vocal, like he gives
a lot of input on changing the system and potential that's like, I think after the fight
there's still a lot of individuality, disgusting.
But, um, cause we were like that, dude, that first age bro, the shit lawyer was doing,
yeah, like he has one tap pistol clutch against SR, is hopping in skype, like skyscraper window,
I can just try and never, like,
yeah, I never thought Lloris was a back player.
I thought Blaz in the end.
Honestly, I was going to say, honestly,
during that whole Shaq go rumor thing, I was like,
I honestly didn't know if I was really in agreement
with the Shaq go for Lloris apart.
Like the Benjablaz, sure.
But I actually felt like Lloris on equal skill level,
and I feel like he had just better composure a lot of the time.
But then again, it's hard to justify.
Like if Shaq is a free agent, bro,
like at every avenue we're gonna try to make that happen.
Well, I think they probably paid like a hundred K for him.
Well, that's what I'm saying, like if he's up for grabs,
when will he ever be up for grabs again?
Yeah, yeah, I actually, yeah, I agree.
That makes sense.
Ficking, now you're heading up to that second floor,
so maybe we see a little bit more commitment here from.
But yeah, I don't know.
I mean, like, I don't know.
It's just depressing, dude.
I'm just depressed.
I was going to see stomping win, bro.
Yeah, I think we rebuild G2, build around stomping,
throw Shaco and coach bro I kind of wanted stopping to like stay in NA like I
wouldn't like if stuff was a part of this team like that would be cool like I
like but I actually think she was probably his best like I don't think if
he was on any NA team he would not have nearly as much of a like I want to say
gross hurt but like he wouldn't blossom as much as he is with G2 I think this is
like the perfect roster for him.
Why do you think so?
I mean, he's joining fucking SI winning teams, right?
Or like an SI winning roster, you have fucking Alamo,
you had Doki, and then, yeah, I guess that was really about it.
Cameraman?
Like you, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, yeah,
I guess so, Cameraman too.
But I also just think like no NA teams
like really wanted to take a chance on like new players,
it's very hard for them to swallow that pill.
And I think Doki, especially, he's kind of like under Doki's wing, in a sense.
He has a list of them.
I think that's like a perfect combo for stomping ahead.
The row in these sports.
So it's like half Doki, half G2, half, or I guess,
thirds of fucking just being on a crazy team that has had a bad year.
Ooh, little life.
I agree.
I think, I didn't mean like G2's pattern or anything.
I just meant, when Stava was initially going bro,
I wanted him to land on an NA team,
but I'm glad how it worked out with G2 as well.
Like I think Doki is just an awesome person
and it's cool that Sampas around him.
And Doki's always picking up the morale of his team too.
Like I love Doki.
I think that's really just like a young blood,
like new blood is good for the bottom,
you know, a change of scenery.
And yeah, Benjamin just as I would have been
in the beginning he wasn't with Sampas.
Yeah, I'm just trying to correct me here.
First blood probably with H3.
First blood.
What the fuck is it? Yo, yo, there's a freak.
There's a freak over there. There's a freak over there.
There's a freak. Oh my god!
How the fuck?
That's crazy.
As I said that he turns around it's like a fucking horror movie
Bro 7-7 yo if DZ wins this this I'll actually be so invested in the series if they win this map if they lose
I'm literally not like I just just
This is actually like this next three minutes determines like so much of the major because phase is
is most likely gonna literally destroy them on China.
Like they might annually fist them.
So DZ's best hope is winning this in three maps.
So if DZ wins this, like we actually have a fucked series.
But if Faze wins, it's probably just over.
Yeah, you can almost guarantee that even if DZ
ends up winning bank, like they'll probably take shot.
And I'm not saying it's like, it's 100% done and that's it.
But the odds are definitely not in DZ's case.
Yeah, like.
First opportunity missed, of course.
Bro, this next three minutes is going to determine so much.
It also determines Boyk's opponents and shit tomorrow.
Like this next three minutes is insane, bro.
Hot job, wasn't it?
Just sprint in a car.
I have a feeling.
I don't know, bro.
DZ could win.
Like it is 7-7 now.
Anything could fucking happen.
Yeah.
Well, we all know FaZe, and they're all used to being
at crazy points of their matches, where a lot of people
would crack, but I think, I don't know.
The face on attack arena baseman, the run of the gloial like they said during the timeout.
Kind of deny the dirtiness, so we'll see.
New versus on 8th?
Is there a way to mute the streamer?
Uh, Gilly, there's like 19 different ways, bro.
And I know you're not actually asking, you're just trying to be a little shit-ed.
Gilly, just close out of the stream, or better yet, Gilly?
I'll just fucking ban you.
Then it's muted.
PERMA!
here Tim, is that it is their favorite map, Pays are so confident I'm playing nearly every
map in the ball, I say you know what, we'll play you anywhere, we'll go to bat, we feel
comfortable there, we don't care that it's your most preferred map, but now though let's
see how these next two minutes and 20 seconds, we'll have to do that.
Dude, would you rather be defending 7-7 or attacking 7-7?
And, oh!
Wow.
Wait, that's the, dude, all those goyos are just useless, do they just take them?
Yeah, they're very, very tough loss there, MJR.
Wow
Honestly, it depends on the map sometimes like some maps really are like you have like flow state and attack
Like there's been times where like all play will play a match and it's like we'll pick over time attack
And like when it comes down to it's like man, I wish we were on fucking defense. Yeah. Yeah
Like it's really hard to say
Bro NJR, I know he's exactly like I've gotten first pick death on match point
It's the worst feeling ever roller prime roller prime. You just shit back and pray
You feel like a sack of shit cuz you'd like you down. You have the shittiest feeling ever getting first pick the master
Yeah
Yeah, I
the news away slightly here.
Can't afford to set debuffs any more,
else his life is forfeit.
So yeah, that's the worst feeling.
I wouldn't wish on that worst outcome.
Getting first picked on match point early,
and then you just have to watch for two minutes,
and hope your team watches out.
And you know your team wasn't cookie,
but they're just holding their time.
Oh, wait a minute, now we're good!
Now we're all square folks!
W-Pulse, man.
Wow.
That's never the 18 kills bro. Oh big fight big fight here pulls it off the
Oh my god
What is happening, bro?
They keep his indigs in the streets.
As in two SMG-11s, no smoke, no nitros,
they're all stacking up on each other.
You know what, it's being a 1D experience.
Face best team global, bro.
Hey, okay, you know.
Top one global, bro.
Top one global, bro.
Zero after they take the win on Global.
Yeah.
Thanks, you know.
And ladies and gentlemen, that is probably a wrap,
like 90% chance.
Spoint has his fucking work cut it out for him tomorrow and am be easy and be easy
Dude
Well, hey anything can happen it's siege anything can happen. This is it's a long
It's a marathon me. Oh, yeah, you know, you know, I wouldn't
If I had to put some money on anything right now, I probably would put down phase
But you know this if I had to put my life on it
I would throw I asked fat in quarterfinals if he was stranded on a fucking desert island and he had to predict the winner of this major or
He died died
Oh
Yeah, I mean
No matter what the the the tournament like favorite the tournament favorite for this event coming out to this
It's hard not to whenever you really just won the last two SIs and they're up a map. It's like yeah
It's like being down to like the 2016 Warriors
You're you're down like
16 going into the fourth like I don't know you could win like DZ could win this but or
Just gonna bang some threes and it's over
This charm is so sexy like that might be my favorite probably charm ever made it's a fucking Pokemon card chat
so sick like actually such a good idea oh man
dude sports 1v3 that actually made me pretty happy he was smiling that was
sick that was a wholesome yeah that was a good idea
that was wholesome yeah that was wholesome chat what did you think about
Hasham in that 1v3, the gridlock he killed.
I played the game, bro.
You look like a bot sometimes,
but I guarantee you he'd just didn't even hear it.
Ella's like a fucking,
Ella's literally a one armor and there's holes everywhere.
And he's like tucked on boxes.
His audio had to have been so bad
his team was probably screaming in his ear.
Like I didn't even blame him.
He probably didn't hear shit.
He's like, I'm gonna rat in the most weird spot
and just hope he doesn't come behind me.
Probably didn't hear anything.
You know it's point one like that exact scenario that exact same way against VP
Wait really?
Yeah, yeah, like he was he was horse. They were two doubled up on that door. That's literally Jack door
No way. No way this guy's got reps in the shit. He got reps on the reps in the shits
Reps in the shit. Wait, Ella's a two armor since when hasn't she always been a one armor?
What did they make Ella a two armor? I think she's I think she's a one armor. Yeah. Oh
Oh, so my chat's just brain dead?
Like 19 people just said, I'm larbing, she's a two armor.
Is she two?
Bro, I mean, I'm assuming she got it.
Wait, hold on, my game's open, my game's open.
I didn't get one guy, like 19 people said.
She's a two, oh.
Holy fuck.
Wait, but I thought, I like you should be-
She didn't move him, bro, she didn't move him.
What's the option, bro?
Maybe it's because Gellar's just skinny, I don't know.
But what he should have done low key is probably just take the gun fight in the hallway and then if he's not in the hallway
You just sort of cut the pie, but sitting at first we can just keep narrowing down spots that he can be I think I
Well, here's the thing. It's like
The issue was twisted minds the two guys in that clutch
They were I feel like they weren't talking about how they wanted to play it because one was fighting hallway
The Hush on was playing like a fucking bitch dude one was doing cat and mouse and then Hush on was never
You're just tough old back up you either double double tough
I love chats like this, bro. Pro coach and pro player by the way doc name the pro coach
What I'm pro, but I don't I just I just say a lot of pros don't be looking at the armors and shit
That's true
Do a strip-tea stream.
Um, yo, mobs, where y'all at?
Legitimately.
Mobs.
Any mobs in the building.
Do a strip-tea stream.
Guys, are we serious?
John says there's three wins from Grandmaster.
Well, can that quite delectable for us right now?
So, let's actually explain this, by the way.
Hey guys, let's deep dive Dantez.
So, he's been streaming for 7 hours and 28 minutes of literally just League of Legends ranked.
If I played League of Legends ranked for 8 hours, I would jump off of a fucking skyscraper and blow my head up in GTA.
Brother, he plays League every day for 10 hours a day.
Oh no, sorry, 12!
When when do you go shit?
When do you go shower?
Like what brother I play two to three games of league a day three is the max I can play
Brother 12 hours. I'd rather die
He actually didn't get vision me that's sick and then there's just idiots there's just idiots jinx. He is calling yo James
Are you like demonic James? I'm not calling
James are you demonic bro? What are you saying?
We just want to get him on the wick though.
Should be cheat, cheat, cheat.
Fuck! I'm not reading anymore. I'm having trouble reading today.
Okay so what we do now is we just play for the-
Yeah. Guys, guys, listen to this guy. This is 12 hours a day by the way.
12 hours a day.
Yeah, of course, I updated I don't know why I like fucking believe that shit anymore. Oh great someone else lied about me calling
Yo, you guys
You guys are legitimately sick
Bro, bro, take up the long cold shower and look at yourself in the mirror
Jinxie is calling. It's like wallah
Like what what's the point? What is the fucking point? I don't understand. What is the point of it? I'm not
I'm not calling
God I feel like every time I go into somebody's stream. I'm just like god damn it
And Shaisa Shaisa
Fat is calling you dark mall is calling can we get an analogy, bro? I don't do the analogies. That's not us
Do a Darth Maul Bikini haul.
Ma's permanently banned Bombo.
New game and coach calling.
The game's not even starting.
W. Gary, my name's not Gary.
Eurovision.
Do a warm up.
Hi guys, what is this?
Breaking Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers agree to
Terms on one-year deal
Okay, this is cool and all but yo Steelers, can you guys uh, can you guys get some receivers?
Can you guys get some receivers? I don't think hurling the ball up to DK Metcalf on a fucking Hail Mary is
What's gonna work?
All they had to do legitimately all they had to do
was keep George Pickens and get DK Maccaf.
Wait, they got Michael Pittman from Indianapolis?
Yeah, but wait, no time.
Oh, no, no, no, no, I almost fucking forgot.
Remember when I drafted George Pickens
in the streamer fantasy draft and you guys went,
no, no, no, what did I tell you?
George Pickens is him.
George Pickens is him, him.
Motherfuckers.
Bro, listen, also Michael Pittman's cool, great, that's fine.
I'm glad that the Steelers are finally addressing their issue.
What they should have did was they should have acquired
DK Metcalf and kept George Pickens.
Michael Pittman, that's a great pickup.
Bro, if they kept George Pickens and I DK Metcalf,
The next thing to have a tea, the problem is the stealers offense is one of the most depressing offenses in the NFL.
Run, run, throw a slant to Darnell Washington, punt on 4th and 3, run, run, slant to Darnell Washington, punt on 4th and 4, run, run, it's 3rd and 10, hail Mary to DK Mecca.
It's like there's no flow. There's no flow, bro.
The Steelers offense, it's like stuck in like 1962.
The Steelers offense, it's like, bro, it's shit is ass!
Ass!
And their defense is definitely overpaying.
Yeah, their defense was disappointing.
you
you
you
you
you
you
We get to end our season with like an absolute skull fucking we're gonna lose this back 40
We collab in the Lions, we lose that game, week 3 the Vikings, that's a slugfest, week
4 the Packers, we lose that game.
we are going to go early prediction. Our record is going to be in a 17 game season, we are
going eight and nine. We're not going 0 and 17, bro. We're going to go eight and nine,
trust me. 100%, eight and nine.
Oh, wait, you're actually cooked.
Cooked.
What's up, guys?
Oh, my prediction is that.
Oh my predictions are fucked, bro. Okay. Okay. Okay
Well, he also he also did twisted minds, bro
Yeah, but you bet it on twisted minds today. Yeah, cuz I was like
I was like, what if it's a ambi one day thing I doubt it super
I will be predicting you for tomorrow though super just letting you know he will not be our get the group chat with him
Bro
I'm sorry
I was wrong.
That's that weight.
That's not me.
That's not me.
I'm sorry.
Super, I also do like it.
I really like your half time.
I like how you break down.
I just don't feel the big part.
Here it comes.
I was not going to pay you.
Fred, I'll be your coach.
I don't really play as a coach.
He's just trying to get an assistant role.
Bro, unbiasedly, Super is from what I've seen in all
of the coaches.
Some of them, yeah.
Some of them panic.
One of them took out what the strap was.
I think he's probably the best coach bro, badass.
Or the coach I'd wanna be in a team for.
Cause he's like, hey, this guy's gonna be here,
this guy's gonna be here,
this guy's gonna be here, this guy's gonna be here.
This guy's gonna be here.
Man, I just to hit the deck, phase always.
Yeah, definitely, definitely some clean,
clean fucking breakdown.
It's just because of the consistency.
It's very common concise to burn out respect it.
Some of these coaches have panic attacks, dude.
He was never letting that one slide.
J9 goes down to it's now.
It is a fucking.
FOMO BEAT ON FOMO
I mean, I'm good. I just like these Texans, bro.
I can understand it.
The twisted mind to go so terrible.
Dude, did we not see the KDS fucking...
I was gonna say.
...being on the Earth, bro?
No.
I'm the only one fucking busting my pants over here.
Was that a Bolo? Was that a Bolo?
That was insane.
It was a Muda, as well, man.
Oh, Muda!
Wait a second.
Mudo wrestler
Plaster
Plaster
Kino Rats, Kino Rats bot
Kino Rats bot, they know
Oh my god
They have no fucking idea
Don't not yet
patience
Whoa he whips
That's good to get spotted, he stars the leg
No I know I know
Blanter the bomb
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Bro best clutch ever made
I respect the vision
It wasn't even necessary to shoot
Have to take this fight?
No.
Check one.
Pause play, I've got a fat. Thank you.
Yo, Bodo.
I remember seeing a TikTok of you like three years ago where you were excited to use a bidet or a bidet in a hotel
Do you remember what I'm talking about?
Let me think back here. Here's a couple. Is it the one?
You're in a hotel. I think in Japan or something and you're like really excited about using a bidet or something
Oh, yeah, and then I then I showed how it sprays right? Yes, but I wanted to ask
Yeah, how did it feel on your ass because I want to buy one of those?
Yeah. Yes. It's very. I was just I was just in Japan and it's literally top 10 feelings of all time.
You just get all that. It's like. Yeah. You know you gotta break the ice. You gotta break the ice.
Once once you get blasted there's no going back. If you can get one with a heated seat as well. That's a banger.
Oh my god. Now does the water feel weird in your ass at first or no do you immediately jump first?
At first, yes, but literally after the first time, it's normal.
For the first microsecond, after the first time, yes.
There's a fine balance of too much pressure.
There's a fine balance, you've got to experiment with it a little bit.
Very clean, very rejuvenating, if I may add.
What do they recommend?
Oh, what does it go with these guys?
Who is that? That's Folt.
go in and spray him down they've got him completely dropped there we got the easiest kill that
cyber's gonna get all day yo what's up fat um let's I let's just say I have IBS probably
like I just I share the ball bowel syndrome yeah insane decent room after after I installed
the cagey bidet
i haven't had like a non-cruel
but that's a good job
you know king george you know king george you got a whole last bidet he made it
himself
it called the throne it's up to
a lot they need to get done to turn this back around
that first round was
well played
i think i think i like it
I
Guys looking like maybe the most boring game ever
It's like a middle school team versus the NBA
I mean Andrew's got the DMR is foreign one. He's feeling it, but they have eyes on the square guy
They could take a 2v1 on this guy which they are holding from windows coming lower
Oh my god
to get that down. Kino. Wait, wait, he's giving them the opportunity. He's literally
giving them the opportunity. The Kino squeaking. He thinks he's getting
the fucking gang. Yeah. 30 seconds and souls. You say
gang calls. Gang. Gang. Yup. Complete it all. Get it up.
In that 2v2. Well, this is going exactly how anticipated this
happened. Exactly how anticipated it, bro. First two. I think the first two rounds of
club did go in phases in favor right it was a 2-0 start oh timeout
listen bro to love is to let go we hope this is over to easy look bro they got
top you know it's over it's over bro you hear this time out it's clear
concise and calm this is what I would need to make a comeback if you want to
She's again on the third round we can't let's cut off these next two at least for open fucking
All out just talk to talk
We'll call it time to have a coach so fuck
Oh, I mean, well you are a professional yapper
Wait a second, thanks a call out. That's all I know
I love the time out there by call out, they're gonna stop the cheese for a couple rounds play their defaults play the full backstrikes
And then they're gonna spring
I can coach a team. I'm not kidding. Yeah.
What do you think? What do you think they should have done right there?
I would just have a totally different mindset on everything.
We would celebrate everything.
We would fist bump, scream at the top of our lungs, whether we win or lose a round.
We would get into altercations.
I would have there'd be fist fights in the lobby, but I'd have the emails.
I know Susan.
I would have a culture of a team where if you beat us in the game, cool.
You have to beat us in a fight right after you.
What?
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
I'm fucking with that.
What do you mean the teammates fighting each other?
That's fine too, bro.
Let it all hang out.
Because I'm tired of the,
it's the professional bullshit and everybody's PR.
Bro, my favorite fucking NFL era ever
was Richard Sherman and Michael Crabtree.
That's what we need in the R6 Pro big scene.
My favorite R6 Pro ever was Fabian
when I was a little ass kid and I didn't even stream
because Fabian would win a game
and he would talk shit directly to the other team.
That's what R6 is missing, bro.
Fabian would say, we're the best team in the world
and these guys fucking suck.
That's what the game needs, bro.
So I would have a culture of a team
where we would just be fucking villains.
We'd be villains.
I said I've the whole time.
That's why I fuck with Ashley, you know?
Like everyone hates Ashley and my talkers, but like, dude,
you have someone to root it
because that guy's just talking good.
Yeah, you need villains.
definitely need villains but the thing is actually never really backed it up
bro like Fabian would just say he's the best and he would win the major he would
say he's the best even fucking win the SI but that was Fabian bro that's what
got me into like seed
Fabian was fucking radiating
walls and let's get at it let's get at it
bro let me go to team I don't know
I don't know
I can with the love that would now he will now you will now that he is a he has
worked for it's not perfect the kitchen is handy he is on site
I'm not rotating man
I mean it makes sense but yeah
Yeah, it sucks.
Three to his name and now Handy has to leave sight.
Try and look for a cup of coffee.
I want to see that so bad.
Yeah.
Paul saying, let it out happen.
Tim, it's a four K for him in the round.
Yeah, great ride from Jack.
I don't know, I don't know, if he does plant there,
it's just alone.
He's great for him.
He's doing that handshift.
Yeah, yeah, but the post, yes.
He.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
But the postie from top of a square stairs
and blue stairs is just insane on that.
Nick, can you talk me through it?
Let me make myself clear, bro.
If you're jerking off to this stream right now
and you want me to talk you through it, bro,
like I'm not even kidding,
I actually think you should be in prison, bro.
You should be in jail, dude.
Nick, can you talk me through it?
It makes a tap on the downstairs.
Normally, obviously, yeah, Ace Habana, come on.
Bro Chat, I need to have a talk with Don Paz today.
Yeah, I need to have a talk with Dante yesterday, bro, guys, I think I want to play Master Yi today.
You know, I want to play Master Yi chat because Master Yi scales better than Warwick.
I think I want to play Master Yi, bro, because Master Yi scales.
What if they stop pushing top, keep plants and use that as push pull?
Yeah, I think that could have been it.
I think they should have come to the right direction.
I think I pushed.
Whatever it was, I was like, wait, don't push.
Let me get that bomb.
I mean, Aura.
Ooh, that's how they met at the bottom.
Yeah, what's up there?
So it's may I hit Pono because when you put a Goyo in the middle of a hatch on top of it,
you can't fit a hard bridge can opener on top of that hatch until you pop the Goyo. So the Goyo
is guaranteed 20 second time ways. Then they also have a Rooney and Cade so that you can,
they put it on top of the hatch so they can vault up on a table. It deactivates the Rooney.
The enemy puts a hard bridge on it and they jump down from the table and it will reactivate the
rune that is fucking insane and then they okayed but then the enemy
brought maps so it doesn't really matter and Goyo over peaked wait so they do all
that just to burn 20 seconds yeah well more than 20 seconds yeah
Some freaking out handy
I'm going to be one of the big
top. It's going to fade him out
into it. Oh my god.
Losing twitch earlier. Break
it. Yes. There you go. What
that? That is insane.
What?
I've got that work cut out for
them here.
Did you see that?
Is a blown.
Did you see that?
Bro, can't be with the ten. Get
the W. Can't be with the chat.
That is so clean.
I'm so excited for grandfathers tomorrow dude, that's going to be fun to watch.
No matter who is in it, it's going to be fun to watch.
I don't know man, boy might win, you never know.
Do you hear that? It was a one-time
Or you can see Katie gets yelling at his feet as soon as he died, he's like bro, what the fuck
probably saving for two times of his life
NINE
he's mental chopped
KDS is fucking the best
bro he got you
he almost had two kills right there bro
he had him twice
i'd be fucking livid
bring it back. How are you feeling as a coach right now? You've had that tactical timeout.
That's your big opportunity to impact the game. And they can never show you that they've gone
out there and got the ball into your own scott level. You've got to be right up there. You must
feel like a boss when that happens right now. It's all me, guys. It's all me. It's, you know,
it's a little bit of me. I'm not in there playing the game, but honestly, really, really proud.
I guess proud, you know, just confident that we can change the game plan up, stick to it,
I've got the next round.
It's not a long good time now.
He calls no more like rap plays by like them.
He's actually an important rap player.
We saw the other player, whatever, whoever,
on the solo score for rap play.
John Tess is 0-11 right now.
Say you swear to God.
No, he's not.
Oh my, wait what the fuck just happened? Wait what?
They have a nades and the zone, they won't actually open up the Z3 wall which I think that's a good point there
We're just bringing this up for the gassers
a lot of the same at the minute of those power operators but of course you know
they're always gonna revolve with the meta and we'll see you know as those
shifts continue to happen as time goes on but back to this round 45 seconds in
we are still five versus five is a top hold.
So just get ready for the lower here. Wait, what does it drone? Did he see him walk in?
I feel like he probably did it.
I feel like he probably did it, but he's running down here.
Which honestly, good timing on cyber.
I don't know who's drone and teller side.
I love more ads on the snap there.
You can just get them off of my reel.
Yeah.
So fucking tight.
So far far left side of the wall
The night for the night for oh, yeah, I'm gonna try to get this bomb down
Wait wait the plank
Do they know?
Yeah
They don't make any mistakes they make no major mistakes that
You have to like just shit on them to win around you have to just all
They never like sell or throw
Just doesn't care yeah
Fats that he like hate seeds or something. Yeah, he like hates the fucking game
He is like the most emotionless person when it comes to siege. He's just like he just he went that side
He's just like
Yeah, he fucking finishes scrims or like matches or whatever and just fucking goes and goes home plays call of duty
I'm building some water for sure. This is you say it's going back to
like me and Aaron mayhem dog on and get the three three things.
Call the honors like you're like that way.
I'm so far to do just a Ram mayhem is fucking slop bro.
A Ram is. Yo, it is a Ram bro.
You don't respect me at all.
That's disrespectful to the game. It is.
It is slop. I can't lie. It's like playing that.
It's like saying, ah, you don't play TDM on siege almost like, yeah, fuck that.
Yeah, I kind of do like you get my feet all the time.
I'm not going to do it.
That's not like doing it.
That's not like doing it.
No, no.
Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Go again.
I think it's the same concept as TDM.
It's just like quick dopamine.
There's no substance to it.
DZ.
One of them.
No, Chad, I know that it's good practice and it's good to learn the champs, but fat
plays it because he's legitimately and it's joyous in more than ranks.
It's not good practice.
It makes you, everyone I know, it tells me that it makes them worse at the game.
Well, it's only good for learning the abilities. That's it.
Yeah, I don't know the other team.
Okay, it is good for team fighting.
It's like you're quite good for team fighting, but that's like the only thing.
We'll get in here for you.
Well, have you ever played League before in your life?
No, no, I wouldn't keep it that way.
Not to.
I mean, that game is.
Yeah, don't play that game.
I'm staying in myself.
Don't fucking play.
Like asking someone, uh, have you ever had fucking heroin?
No.
Okay, don't do fucking heroin
So Jinxie, I thought Dapper just got into League and he's only played with me, so we won't play Aram-A-Man
So imagine if you had to learn the game through Aram-A-Man
Yeah, fuck that
Bro, imagine just learning League in general, it's fucking impossible, bro
I'M STILL IRED!
Yeah, but I'm trying to learn it and then there's like, Augments and like, shit, it's like, bruh
Oh, but don't buy the Spirit Massage because the Aram-A-Man is like...
Because the other team is AD and AP like what the fuck are you saying?
What?
Like what?
I just want to fight.
And then you get harassed.
Oh my god.
Wow.
No way in hell he's doing that.
Another word.
If you kill this guy too I'm done.
Yeah, one more noisy point if he does.
Oh, these are the smite.
Kainai in his tower position is doing so well.
He's napping up two gears.
He drops, he gets out.
Oh my gosh.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
What is Mag?
My chat is saying Dantez went 0 and 12.
Say you swear.
Oh, no.
Yo, Dantez is chatting.
He just go 0 and 12.
Dantez is chatting.
He just go 0 and 12.
I don't know what's going on.
Wait, he has a delay, he has a delay, he has a delay, he has a delay, now they're saying
on 12.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, I wonder what Ron's doing
right now.
They're making a band.
They're making a band.
Wait, Dottas, did you go on 12?
Yo, Jace, have another way.
What's up, bro?
Wait, Gintas, did you go 0-12?
Yo, Jynx, I've no delay with that.
Alright, let's ask a different question.
Are you ready for the grind today?
Yeah, he's gonna take out his anger on me.
This guy's been 0-12.
He's gonna take out his anger on me.
He's gonna take out his anger on me.
He's got to put 0-12.
He's gonna take out his anger on me.
Actually, real.
Yo, Gintas!
You know what it's like, Jynx?
It's like, I just had a fucked up day at work and it's like, you're the kid that said something like cancer, so it's like, it's time to fucking beat the shit out of you. You know what I mean?
Infinite Dot Desk. Guys, it's the endless loop of Dot Desk.
Endless loop of Dot Desk.
Wait, Jason, you can make a song. Are you ready?
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Wait, you guys can make it strong, are you ready?
Bro, bro, that's it, okay, that's it, I have to watch the rest of this game, but I'll be there soon, stop going on 12, bro.
another bare minimum calm wise time out from phase why does phase never talk to
each other fat because they already give the prep because I have my before they
had half-time time out you would just give both sides prep before the game
anyways right you'll be like maybe this on defense they do this little attack
before starting on this and then they look right it down so they should know
already in their heads it's just like a lot of coaches take this time to like refresh it usually
so okay that makes sense I am because we are
Word showing that entire time. I we think it quite a lot more though coming in from DZ
I want somebody else to win whenever I watch bro every time I watch phase wins
Bro whenever there's a major in like EU when like the fucking half the games are at mad in the morning phase actually doesn't win, right
really good or no they won the Paris major right wasn't that Paris yeah never
mind they just win wait so fat how many majors has phase one and they've won
two ss but how many majors that they won two si one major but it was with a
different team like it was with it was a 2021 when they won
Hi Jinxie, I'm MudaR6, any tips?
Quit now, you're just gonna get crippling depression.
I didn't, well correct me if I'm wrong, they said that DZ was the number one attacking team so far.
We had a few cheers here in Salt Lake, but not a bad team.
What?
They all do the comeback.
You don't get it, I don't believe it.
I don't know any f***ing stats.
Okay, f***ing I'll say.
You know what, wait let me think back.
I remember that now, yey, well correct.
right, bro. They should do a
Major in Tarpon Springs. They
will have a call from Tarpon
Springs yesterday. That's a
rough neighborhood though.
Yes, bro. And thank you. We're
going to worry about the
security of our players. Yes.
Thank you for letting me know.
Yeah, it's rough. Doing a
major there wouldn't be safe.
I got a scam call yesterday.
J.C. and it said Tarpon
Springs, Florida and I
literally lost my shit. Did
you pick up or no? Dude, I was
I think the let's shoot
Don't be fooled. Those houses are big as they're owned by gang leaders. Exactly.
A lot of drugs being produced in the basement. No, but for realsies though, why don't they
ever do a major in Florida, like Miami or Tampa? They'd never do it.
I think they were scared this time around because like when they were scheduling this major, Ice was going around like, you know, deporting everyone, but they were scared like, you know, they were just rounding up a bunch of like, non-native players and you know, just like setting them up.
In Florida?
Or do you mean the Salt Lake City?
I don't know, I think they fixed Salt Lake City so that would have happened.
Oh!
The real denial beyond the nitros for that
Wait, they did the thing again look bro, what the fuck is that?
Well, actually nobody ever did that before
I
I'm sorry, I'll never do that again.
Four?
Oh, whoa, whoa.
There's no way I can get that again.
That was a smoke, bro.
Holy shit.
It comes out of the smoke, so you have less time to react.
Wait, wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait, wait!
That's big, that's big, that's huge, that's huge, you can't kick!
Free kill!
Wait, for the nose and dirt? They still gonna take care of that guy top?
I mean, that, they have to kill this guy's work.
Oh, they're coming that guy!
Oh my god, he's shit on him!
The views of Bomba, the views of Bomba!
Vamos!
Oh!
No, he has to sit has to sit has to sit
Me home
Come on, that's not that's not what we do. Yeah, that's all that's all bro
Dude cuz you never know bro the guy could literally
Legitimately his right wrist could just start seizing up for no reason. Yeah, like an arm, Robert could walk into the stage
Or or a bat could fly through a window and hit somebody in the head
You always
That's like
In a 4v5 situation really really well done from DZ to get the round
Yeah.
Plus I've been late. Huge moment for the North American side there.
You think I should play a T2 circuit?
Yeah.
Miho.
Not even if you do good or bad. I think it would be fun. I think it's a new way to experience Siege.
What I know I would do better, I would get worked.
No bro, no bro.
Yeah, it is, bro. These kids, man, these young bloods, they play siege fucking nine hours a day, 10 hours a day, bro. I don't do that, bro. I like,
You did that one point.
Yeah, in fucking 2021. I like siege, bro, but I like siege for about two hours a day. That's how much I like siege.
See, 1% defender win rate.
These kids are like, they have a strat for fucking everything. And then I've got some horny ass spawn peak and I'm like, all right.
anyone watching here we have a Carly in the lineup not an operator we see very
much but for CEO she can get the castles she can get the water now she can get
the mirrors a very very strong operator for the CEO and I'm hoping that she might
get a kill on the longer pills yeah but it's not it's not no hunger
out of the hunger guys I used to play siege 10 hours a day in 2021 I like my
my entire like physical life around me deteriorated,
but I played CS 10 hours a day.
Bro guys, I like to stream and like stream different stuff.
Streaming ranked R6 for 10 hours a day.
It's not productive at all.
It's not productive.
I'm level 1500 on the game.
Like I've served my time.
All the way watching so no one's gonna push up
after you'll find my way for this charge down.
How are you able to get all the councils off the site?
just burning time here dark sea as much as they can but it's tough when they have so much heat on this
over the darkness and jay is getting his hands off of inside of square can think about getting
his hands off of jay oh my god jeez who is that was that souls or was that an arm
let's get this you piece
we've all been there that panic have we got shot but where from there was no one inside the garage it was across from that top floor
it's not from the angle that he was watching but it's a reminder phase we're aware that he's there
It's always gonna be the coolest thing about Kino, who's playing on the glass, a lot of long range in this round from Dark Zeroth.
They're waiting for someone on FaZe to be moved into a spot that they can collect them.
So far, they're getting his nose in the window, but they're getting his nose in the window, so he has to like dig a wall a little,
to smoke these windows, and you have to put them on the shoulder and GG.
Similar to how FaZe attacked, they've managed to open up a janitor wall in between so they cannot sit in janitor wall.
Wait, he threw it, did he mess it up?
Oh, that's leaking down.
What a smoke.
Wait, it ain't getting fucking slaughtered.
Oh my god.
Don't do a re-game composure.
It'd be definitely complicated.
Calm is good.
Play simple.
Play simple on this.
They figured it out.
They figured it out.
Just play simple.
Things are not that good on the execute.
Play simple.
I like that.
I'm only a dark zero starting to cook here, but the salt works, he cried again and on that feet
They're young with the power of friendship
The North Americans because you can just feel it in the air at the minute
I'm talking to them
Oh now he's talking
I'm talking to the time I'm talking to them
I'm talking to them
I'm talking to them
I'm talking to them
You can kill them, you know, they're down there
I'm talking to them
You can kill them
You can kill them
You see the band in class, third band?
I don't know
You can kill them
So, let's go to the other side to pick up something else there.
I think the bottom side is easy to pick up.
I don't know, but I feel like Fei is gonna...
I'm gonna have to be on top of the glass for a minute, but like traditionally, just squandering the half-time is just kinda silly.
I would say in this scenario, go for a spawn peek and get some momentum back.
And then...
Kill the spawn peek, get the kill, and then get some momentum.
Okay, I think you okay at your minute your minute timeout you have about 30 more seconds. What else are you saying?
Get a kill get some momentum back
DZ taking the time out of the two round losses and then getting to
This looks like an e-box minimum.
What the hell?
Not Settles 5.
I did not enter positions from the GZ because GZ.
When they get...
League of Legends Worlds is in NA this year and it's in November.
You should watch that.
Bro, but how do you watch that?
Do you need like perms to watch that?
If they let me do it, I would watch part of it.
But I don't know if they'll let me do it.
If they let me do it, I would watch part of it.
And by the time November rolls around chat,
rules around chat, I would actually know more about the game.
But Chad, do you need perms? Because can anyone watch party
in? Or do you need perms?
Ask Drew Levin. Okay, I will. Yeah, no, I would I would love to
watch party the what's it called the world's because it's in
chat. Where is it at an NA Ron died go to his stream.
Yes, I don't know troll like I don't know how bored are you legitimately how bored are you
Ron died go to his stream. He's just sitting in a golf cart
Bro go for a walk
It's a blitz makes a fair whack more noise than a knuckle. There's always the opportunity to look for a kitchen plan
I give him where he's pushing him from
Unfortunately, for Kyra though, it is Klanos though, the warden is on site, so we'll be
able to get that pick onto the warden on site, we will see.
Taking a little bit of tag damage as well as he steps on through, now it's the back
lane.
Yo, there's this guy in the chat that keeps, he keeps typing the same message.
His name's Be My Friend, Junko.
What's productive about your stream, Jynxy?
What's productive about your stream, Jynxy?
What's productive- Yo bro, get out of the chat!
Get out!
the man himself with newers comes in to get rid of one more straight up onto the wall
the solos falls as well bro I pull the trigger and I'm moving a pace yeah and they are absolutely
rattling through beers right now like sharks circling they can just taste down on the
bottom of the water they don't want to face my winners I'm not gonna take invigorate on
seriously all help on the solos such important utility for them to keep on the bottom of the
to me to look at those
so crucial he finds this kill
you know
oh
shite so surprised phase don't just force the plant when there's a solos up there
they break that post timeout warrior will phase bounce but the answer
emphatically is no easy fucking shit
really heating up now individually uh
What's the word on the game? It's bang. It's bang. It's bang time out. I think he's gonna run away. We're 10x. We're 10x coming in. It's a man. I love
face. Didn't you guys say map three is shall I?
Yeah. Yes.
All going into a map that DZ love. Is it that is that face is best map? Yes. Yes. Yeah. But DZ also like likes it. But yeah, DZ also is
You never know, you never know, you never know.
I wanna say they've lost it once over the last six months.
It's gonna be a good match.
It's gonna be a good match.
It's a very tough match.
Faze.
As of right now, obviously they haven't won it yet, but DZ loses their matchday and
then Faze might lose their matchday.
I want a map three.
I think everybody here wants a map three.
I think we're gonna get a map three, 10-2.
I don't see DZ letting that put off the gas now.
Running along in similar kind of setup looking towards the snake.
Dante's is crying.
Call him.
Dante's is crying.
Dante's is crying.
Answer him.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Well,
yo, like,
yo, Dante's are you crying?
Yo, Jinx.
He don't time for another game.
Chat.
Should I watch map three?
Yes or no?
are you crying bro map map 3 is just going to be phase 14 now jet jet i watch map 3 yes or no
me how
yeah don't ask you have time for another game if if uh uh uh uh
But Dante, just play another game anyways.
Play another game.
Play another game.
Play another game.
Worst-case scenario, Dantez?
I'll just watch your game.
So, guys, you could have said respond to Dantez or answer Dantez.
Dantez is crying.
He was not crying.
Check now, now he's cracked.
You know about the mirror, the mirror pops as a rule?
in action
yeah
where you can't reach
yeah yeah you can't make
you can't reach you can't shot gunna
op
op bro
i used to do that
mera back in my day
another cargry truck
the only hope is going for a long man road plan. I think with the bloke they're going to DMR off the wall.
I've got two choices. They either find another avenue elevators vault garage so that they can disrupt that the chanker
Or they find an alternative plan spot
Smokes coming up from the blitz the fly coming up to the chanker will he run for the fire?
Yes, oh, no, they wait
Quartz gets a kill as well. Let's go drop it high drop it high
Even killed him
Oh, he got out too.
That's late.
Oh.
I just looked at that.
I just looked at that.
I just looked at that.
There's a long way to go.
There's a long way to go.
This is looking long-armored.
There's a post-it from the server, man.
Oh, he dropped behind.
Oh.
Wow.
They got it.
They got it.
Wait.
Neho.
He has one chance.
One chance to stick it or go for it.
That player's going to die.
how to play chess. Yeah. But right now I'm at my highest
elo ever in chess. Holy shit. What is it? 434. Let's go
jigsie. That puts me in like the top 98%. Okay, I do. Hey,
hey, it's like the top. Yeah, probably like 95%. That was a
chess player. Wait Dapper, what's your healer? Um right now like 1300. What the fuck did you just say to me?
Just for reference, Magnus is like 1400.
Come on bro, let me hit you with the alley.
I'm not I'm not good at chess anymore. I am I am I heyday back in like middle school? I was like probably
1500 over the board, but
Better over the board. What are you a serial killer?
Yeah, I mean I just played like every day and I like read books and shit. I'm just washed did you um
Wait, what books did you read? Did you read like levees books or no? I
Have levees book is a very good book. Yeah. Yes, bro. levees so good
Wow, I didn't play chess ever
Yeah, I really just do puzzles now and I'm bored. I don't play anymore. Yeah, I have brain rot
So I never do puzzles summer stupid shit
What are y'all playing they're like y'all play which time mode you play ten minute
Yeah, I think most people I was I was in a bullet phase for a long time like back in 23
played a lot of bullet
Yeah, I don't know. I don't think I have the brain capacity for bullet to be honest.
It's not even chess. It's just, it's like, it's just like who can make it the best random moves.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It turns into a lot of just wandering pieces too.
Yeah, yeah. I like three plus one. Three plus one is fun.
What's that, Dapper? Oh, you get a second every move.
Yeah, one second every move, yeah.
I'm going to set up this up, check, because then I can collapse on that tile.
Okay, interesting.
Take.
Look up your beat.
Take.
Take.
Take.
Take.
Take.
Take.
Take.
Take.
Take.
Take.
Take.
Take.
Take.
Take.
Take, take, take, and then we end up with a battery.
Not bad.
He takes.
Ooh, that's kind of aggressive by him.
Bro, I just forked his rooks.
Well, no, I didn't actually.
Fuck.
Well, no, Chad, I thought because, no, but then the other rook just kills me.
I'm stupid.
just kills me. I'm stupid. LARP, LARP, LARP, SAHORE. YO GOD PANTHY SUCKERS!
Brown pepper just trade because I feel like my end games are so good.
My end games today have been incredible. I'll just trade it all the way to nothing.
Dude, I'm telling you bro, my end games have been so good.
I'm not even kidding.
Bro, this guy also wants to trade, what a sicko.
Bro, both of us have the same mindset of just trading.
What a weird game of chess.
He goes here, which we might reach 500 today for the first time ever.
Take.
The key to chess in end games is literally just to get your team involved.
As long as we group up our king mechanics, I don't know why you trade a queen. You have priority over center
Just let me cook bro. Let me cook
Literally just moving shit. Well boggles. God damn it. Oh boggles that's chess. You
move shit. You move shit around the board. That's yep. You can dumb down any game to
that. Better be just clicking shit. Better be just moving shit. No shit boggles. I haven't
blundered one piece if you care. Or boggles if you even know what that fucking means.
I have a blundered one piece, boggles, not one.
Deliver check.
Deliver check again.
Check check.
I feel like I'm running this guy off the board.
Am I not just running this guy off the board?
This guy's dad is a doornail.
I think he was running him off the board.
You blundered your night at the start of the game.
No, I didn't.
Well, this guy lost, bro.
But this is what I mean.
If I just trade material and get to end game, I actually know how to play end game so.
I'm actually going to kill myself.
Wow.
Thank you.
I actually do not believe that was a steal.
Oh my god.
What's the end game?
Brother the out.
I've logged that guy.
Click the game review.
I didn't miss any checkmate chat you guys are never right.
Oh my god this guy's playing some bullshit opening.
I think he's trying to do.
The what's it called.
But what's it called?
Chaddy's trying to do the, you missed three checkmates.
Cap!
Literally cap!
I didn't miss three checkmates, buddy.
I played good all game. I traded out all the material and I brutally mugged him in end game and then I just downloaded
When I could have just gave him my ruck and then converted
If you look at what you're doing before you play a move, please, Sandy, first time chatter.
Yeah, yeah, Sandy, no shit!
Oh my god, we have one of these guys.
If he takes my rook, don't I just have checkmate in one?
Bro, if he takes my rook, wait, if he takes my rook, don't I just have checkmate?
Look, that's me.
What an idiot.
That's enough chess for the day.
Wow.
That's enough chess for the day.
Wow.
I mean, this is insane.
I should have won a game.
Stale me.
I should have won a game.
Stale me.
Then, Bawnder heard my queen.
the next match.
You're for me.
But I love it.
It's great.
Chief Mac.
Thank you so much, Gaby.
Best of luck to Newers and all of this going on over here.
Thank you so much.
How was the game, Tracy?
Back to you.
You don't want to know.
You don't want to know.
You don't want to know, bro.
It's better if you don't ask on the game.
It's actually better if you don't even ask.
All right.
I think you got it.
I think you keep playing, you'll be at 1,000 before you know it.
I'll be at 1,000 below in chess when the pig's happening.
Yo, Dapper, I was up four material.
He had no, no, I was up 10 material.
He blundered his rook.
I had two ponds, I don't know, three ponds of rook and a king.
He had a king.
I stalemated.
No big deal.
Wipe off the shoulders.
The next game, I'm like, if he takes my rooks,
don't just have checkmated one with the bishop seeing the queen.
And then I've run under my queen and here I am.
It's all good.
Hey, stillmates, I mean, when you're 430 low,
stillmates basically a win.
What the hell is that supposed to do?
You're not gonna see that.
You're just not gonna see that.
You're just gonna take a while.
Debra, how's that a win?
How's that a win?
I mean, you won, bro.
You were in a winning end game, you won.
You're gonna take that as a win.
Yeah, I should have won.
Yeah, but I mean, you got to the winning end game.
You got it.
Yeah!
I know exactly which way.
You know, it's hard to see.
Well, let's get into it.
Hey, you're back.
For the operator ban of the group I first,
the mirror being taken away.
Oh, man.
The ban on a pick from the series phase so far.
Thanks, man.
It being taken away.
Doesn't horribly surprise me.
All right, map three.
Let's just reps.
Winner stays, loser walks.
I think my speed is gross.
I don't know what to do.
We're back.
A lot to do for sure.
You need a strong half here, Tim.
Really for a map like Shalaya.
I'd say that I ain't got a 4-2 start.
Of course, the score line don't matter as long as the match.
Oh, shit.
Shalaya FaZe is the best map.
BZ also likes it.
But this whole map for the grand finals to play against
SR and SPORES.
Oh, my god.
Yeah
Hit a common one yo boggles, I'm not a fucking walking soundboard brown hit a common one
Boggles, I'm not a walking fucking soundboard fuck off
He's been a little bit
We can just do our game.
Because a lot of teams need to love against big names like Faze and Superfinger.
They're still kind of everything. I need to do something else to see how they run.
I think that's more like an honest...
I agree, but I think that's more like swiss stuff.
I think what you have to play out is that the teams don't really...
Your status doesn't matter. You're just an enemy.
Yeah.
And especially, I think there's some tricks in the play,
but I think DZ would probably be the best at it,
But overall I would say all the teams is top-hater like they just don't fucking
Why is its voice slow down boggles
I'm not like a frog. What are you typing bro? Legitimately. What are you typing? Legitimately.
Bring that shit to Losers chat please dude.
Minute 30, not a single pointed damage to anybody in the lobby.
The solar wave.
They have lower wave of the big irate as well.
Old Zax bad.
But even though he's detected, now they know that nobody will peek Ivy so they can play
I can't believe they can pass it, other than the map out.
Oh I got the smoke in there.
Lots of food.
Those are the first pick.
They're just important.
Mavs.
Oh my big.
I was down.
They didn't know that he's up.
They didn't know that he was up.
Go to the right.
What did I make?
Oh my god.
I thought I saw the invisible map.
Three ones.
And there's a guy across two.
Oh.
A 2v2, they did a 1 on big.
Look at all good faces. You have to get it back.
My god, they're so good.
I just got it right there.
Kaze is in the rename for the case.
And we honestly, NJR is the perfect cover for this situation.
And he has no smokes. All they have is in-banks and they won't try to deny him some range.
But F2JR...
I'm back in this pretty easy.
I'm back in this pretty easy.
the door. Yep. And then, NJR has two people to kill. Get one. Get two. Nice! Nice! Bro,
maybe faith will fall.
Dude.
Spoil's probably in his hotel room, all cozy right now, watching this eating chocolate
bars. Spoil's probably like, dude, I really fucking hope, uh, what's it called? DZ fucking
things that shit. You know what I mean? That's what I'll be hoping for. I don't know, DZ wins
And then you just get a free, we're not free,
but you get an easier VO5 the next day.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, maybe before they get, what the fuck do you mean maybe?
Here's the thing, here's the thing.
DZ, a lot of these guys come from SSG
and SSG was always like the NA executioners
when it came to international events.
So like if you were ever like an NA team versus SSG,
you would like basically lose internationally.
And like there's like some strength like some things are just better at like at beating
North American teams like their own region.
But Bodo would you rather play if you were spoiled would you rather play DZ and a best
survival phase?
All I'm saying is it's all I'm saying is if the DZ or phase is kind of inching out my
favor over SR.
Well, if you do that, Bodo, if you actually believe that, like, if you believe whoever
wins this game is most likely going to be SR, you're fucking crazy though.
Hey, someone's got to be the villain.
Bro, SR is, bro, this is very clearly, you know when things just sort of happen.
Oh, that's why the Thatcher, Thatcher from the C4s.
on the planet high spot.
That's you.
Holy plant spot.
Holy plant spot.
GG game.
Wow.
And he gets out.
That's crazy.
Easiest winning on a Sunday game right now.
And then upside down, Repel and Winkorn.
And there's no zombie for Rij.
They've got about 20 seconds to save this game.
An absolute snatching grab coming from Dark Zero there.
We said, it's.
What is that?
guys on that
DZ bro
This could go down as ambi's major bro people talk about this major as like ambi's fucking takeover dude
And I think if dz wins ambi and sr win
That's valid, that's about, no, 100% valid.
I think Ambi would just drop bombs on DZ and Bargains, I don't know about FaZe though,
I believe.
He's called like a pussy.
They invented double doors because of you, Jinxie.
Boggles, I'm five foot 10, 163 pounds.
Boggles, like every day you're just inching closer
to getting banned.
I'm five foot 10, 162 pounds, Boggles.
I'm literally skinny.
They might be dead energy was.
That's the same, probably understandably.
They weren't quite as quiet as I'm not saying
because things have not been going great
those first two rounds. Look at that post one. Look at this. What the fuck? Holy shit.
I feel so pissed, bro.
Janna just burst up on that shit like a bird.
Holy shit.
They straddle and straddle.
Joe's taking five. They're straddling.
What are those guys?
How fast would you be, bro?
I'd be good at this.
Honestly, that's like, I mean, dude, that's good. The thing is it's like the guys lower,
They play closed full full window and that's such a hard 90 degrees click for the defenders everybody else like
That's usually where the defense the the post point falls is the mud gap
And then that's like where they waterfall
in like the last time around we saw the response from dark zero is right send it
in through the window boys get the plumb down admittedly with this site you
can't quite go as fast as a direct external facing window you can go
inside of for an immediate plan but they could still look to go fast again here
if they're identified a lot of days are on site itself
one of those maps where you can just hit site directly when you do have the
gap interested to see where force will enter from as Germanics putting a lot of
pressure on site they just well they have a class here kind of give a lot of
library space
Drone active.
Parents will continue as we get the...
It was as funny as you can see.
No, no, it's okay.
There's just some literal lunatic in my chat.
No one first floor, no one on site.
I'm loading that motherfucker on site right now,
but I don't even think they're on third, honestly.
They want to make sure they don't lose trophies and so I don't think that's all for you
That's a big good idea
Fizz, they're going to have to hold on to this top area
They're tracking the guy top so they're definitely not working lower. They're gonna commit to the top here
Track the warden, send
I thought they had a bullet tank
Oh, just in time
There's a lot of good time.
This is like hitting the meaning.
They're inside.
They're inside.
They're inside.
They're inside.
There's no way to go down.
No, so what?
No, nothing with this one?
No.
VP no idea.
Oh my gosh.
He's having no idea.
Oh my gosh.
He's having no idea.
Oh, my god.
They were focusing on that shield.
So he got Randy Orton.
He's got a down J9, but dark zero.
I mean bombs down. They still have to have to do something.
We are going to have an NA final.
Wow.
You can just tell by how they're playing.
I don't even know what it is.
Cybers out of position.
Oh my God.
Boys, we got the NA final.
Oh my God.
against two here nine kills between Nureth and Ezehub.
And that's why you have a side player.
That is precisely why you have a side player.
And that's why right there I would be holding shit
now inside.
Back time out.
And such an important application.
Yeah, honestly, they need the rock, bro.
They need the rock.
What do you mean by the rock?
The rock.
Like the best of the rock.
The rock.
Like the rock.
Like sort of, you know what I'm saying, like the glutinity.
Yes.
Yes.
The anchor, the stability, the wall.
Got it.
A little bit quick.
Bro, you know when teams just like just kind of like keep finding the play,
they're just finding it every time.
They're just finding the gap, they're finding the play.
Yeah.
I mean, that whole thing was like it, I was thinking that they were gonna like
come into the top and then very last minute like honestly Kino that was the
strategic that he just sacrificed himself he doesn't sacrifice himself he's
like guys I'm BP there's a clash on me if the class wants to kill me he's got to
dedicate one more person that's two guys on the top and we know the site's clear
I'm gonna just stand here let him fucking shock me shake my ass a little bit and
I'll just give it dig see shut up and read it can you read it boggles like
Bro. Boggles, legitimately, bro. I'm being legitimately serious. What do you do?
You're the most deranged human being I've ever met in my life, Boggles.
Yo, chat. I'm just gonna fill you guys in here. It's like seven in the morning for Boggles.
He's in his room barking at his modigar for me to read his psychotic messages.
Yo, bro, it's seven in the morning. Boggles, go bird watching or something, bro.
Like dude go fucking bird watching read it like bro get out get out
There are two hearts to a game of see from phase get on the attack we could see this become a very different game
I said a fortune to DZ would feel fantastic. They could get back
I'll tell you something else that might just be exciting not to screw not the mario fans, but to everybody here in
So do you now watch easy just gonna find some other weird plan
Dude
One tap to start off the run and it's the smoke that has been taken out
They will not be able to down the plan which means I have to get more aggressive
But DZ look like they are ready for it
Yeah, well also like, you know, we've been harping on a long time where it's like it's the best map, right?
It's the best map like statistically and everything but like
Like, you know, the fucking, the goddamn, the tallest trees are the ones that fall the hardest.
Like, if you have the best map and you know the best map, everybody wants to take it.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm just fucking farming.
You are just farming.
Like, VZ, bro, I'm playing on nerd angle after nerd angle after nerd angle after nerd angle.
VZ go challenge to like, leaving it up, bro.
Holy moly.
God
Punch him punch him punch him
Doing a polka step punch him
Yo black bear punch god damn it
Dude oh my god
Oh my god any any grand finals. I haven't seen that
He's with chalk.
He's with chalk.
Wait, when do you think the last NA-NA grand finals was, bro?
Charles, literally.
Only 22. The one that DZ won.
And that major was won by Troy, who's now an SR, who might be playing against DZ.
The team that he was on when he won the last major.
The last NA-NA major.
This is kind of sick, bro. It's all NA.
for a better story but then the big question comes who wins tomorrow how's
gonna split the crowd
yeah there's definitely gonna be some split
I mean that is gonna stick NA NA NA on NA soil
two times
dog zero quite frankly look phenomenal right now they have found the exact right
Mormon to hit form to hit that pair in the SI in Brazil that was Brazil
Brazil
I just think we need some individuals to step up, you know cyber one kill Cadius one kill
We need someone on face to step up to get them back into this game
Wow, there's no one there at this point. I mean the game's over. The game's over. He's rolling.
And JR is doing what they want. He's not even know what they want, bro.
I'm actually so happy to see Nick Jr. crying. I can't lie, bro.
This actually brings a smile to my face to see Nick Jr. just crying.
Oh, Nick, James, right here, bro.
He's coming for fucking Andy. He admitted he would come for a kill.
is also sneaking up now I want to get
out of here is the gap century gonna be
picked up by the game off scan handy
they'll know his location now
gonna have stopped but it doesn't matter
because everything for face here is
getting more and more difficult and I
don't think it's just about what is
doing inside me how it's about what
it's going on they can't do anything
right right now
everything's doing wrong
he's on fire he's on fire
he's on fire
he's on fire
he's on fire
he's on fire
he's gonna jump and he's gonna die
there he goes it
there he goes
oh my god
oh my god
and they find this bitch
oh my god
Oh my gosh, let's go. But what can we do? We have to play around the map. We have to contest
Oh
Well fed reference that reference
Congratulations, thank you. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. But you would have a cute kid if you didn't have a kid
Thanks, bro
Yeah, actually these Asian babies are the fucking cutest
Yeah, bro. Yes, honestly
We know I also just want to say like hold on. Let me let me make a stat real quick
You got Asian baby
It's not Jimmy to call a baby cute babies are objectively cute
Brochette, have you ever played peekaboo with like a toddler? It's the most fun thing ever
They they think it's hilarious
Here's another cool staffer tomorrow, so Shopify rebellion
Against the core of this DZ roster last year
is
One and seven against them. Oh
The core of the DZ roster
I have one seven games in a row against Joppa Fire. Every time they match time now
Yes, now that being said
Usually matchups go out the window when it's a grand final. My grand final usually just ignore that
Imagine we get another MTR first take. I don't give a fuck.
back bathroom hit
oh i mean
i don't expect to keep on that for a bit
and this guy's charged walking king
free walk
free walking office
we are not for real king
we are dj
oh no
oh and you're a die king
oh oh my god
I
make him get close shotgun
but he's gonna take the longest angle possible
oh this is good, he's setting himself up
make him get close then shotgun
no Kodama, no he had it
this is good
YES!
YES!
Oh my god.
YES! Good game.
Good fucking game.
Down goes FaZe.
Let me say this now.
If they come back and win this game,
they'll be greatest of all time.
Holy moly.
Bro, chat, if FaZe comes back and wins,
I've seen it all.
I've seen it all, bro.
The rest of the Salt Palace joining
every dark zero fun
in the building on their feet along with him
chanting cheering because they know what is happening there's six they come back
oh my god
a blessing you would save the face if it's now got the hard time time out they've got to recover this
yeah it's not over it's not over but it looks pretty over pretty over
It feels like it could be done because the thing is bro
Even if face plays like perfect if the smallest thing just goes wrong. You just kind of lose. Yeah, they have no buffer
There's no room for error. There's no safety blanket
It's just like they have to literally have everything go right and play for one of that biggest moments
I would say there's like a 95% chance facing is just probably
But that percentage goes up every time they went around but you know, it's my
We go into the spots like pretty much the mirror spots bro. What could phases coach possibly be saying right now?
I would I would hope he's using this yeah, get on your knees and start praying boys
We can't do prep he said he said
I forgot if you already know what you're doing in the video.
I know.
I'm already done.
Let's go to Black.
Let's go to Black.
We can do the test.
We have our own spot now, which we haven't done in a while.
Chad, is anybody still important in this?
I'm not saying that.
They're just trying to focus.
What do you say?
It's important.
Like, one guy for the other.
Well, anyway, we'll have to deal with this problem.
I know all of you.
I like to be in the kitchen.
And the kitchen is not the point.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
But I said your head looks like an unwashed piece
Guys
Versus loss and this here in Salt Lake City looks to be Shopify rebellion against dark zero
They've got to do one more round, just one more round Tim.
The room for error is zero for face.
If they come back, I see it all.
Oh, the guys are going to go the whole way.
Mike, in this situation,
the crowd is not on their side at all.
To maybe get a little bit overconfident
and start to see that Leeds look away.
It's easy to get ever confident,
but when the crowd is on your side like this,
Let's just wrap it up.
Hold on, you're taking Grim Dan.
Hold on, you're talking like this.
You're going to end up in an edit, bro.
Faze is going to win the whole story.
Oh, I mean.
I can only imagine.
There's a lot of spamming going on.
Oh, my god, yeah.
The boys remote spacing and ready to go.
We always hit team shake.
Last time I saw it, 06 comeback happened was in 20... 25... wait, what are they for?
You can't ignore a score line like that.
Look, not over till the fat lady's taking out him.
But it looks good.
I'm trying to hear something in the distance.
But yeah, NA-NA-NA finals, definitely.
Definitely seems on the line.
W7 had him with 1-6.
I saw that happen was
Here we go
It fades
Everything I saw them sell six to one, but I haven't seen
I've never seen it
this from dark zero amazing the same show pays users might not giving them anything easily
i mean already janna has some of the room to manage my top mess like he's does so much
nope nope nope
don't matter don't matter nope retake it wait wait
so it's just one
If they come back, I don't even know what their cancel pro league, just give them all the money, bro.
Zero, they still have it.
If these guys come back 6-0.
To close it out.
Come on.
That can't have been 6-0, right?
That number comes down every time.
No, it doesn't.
Because if they fuck up, even a gunfight, it's just over, because then it's like a 4-V-3, and you get double silver.
They literally cannot mess anything up, bro.
They have to just keep getting the first picks and not trading it.
I don't know. I mean, I mean, literally Faze needs to play for the game. They literally
need to play for the game. Or DZ needs to generationally set.
I mean, I think it's as simple as Kala, it gets scary. I think these first couple of
rounds, honestly, God, not as critical for Faze to win back, but I think it's once Kala
gives that timeout and calls it a release in a row of adjustments. Can Faze answer all
three of those?
I think if like phase gets to like three, I mean it'll probably jump to it.
That also gives Tau'la enough time to like look at all their attacks.
You want to see every style and then formulate.
Alpha visual, chariots, the far.
Ace, cap, you're telling us to right the library or anything?
Of course.
You know what it means to the region?
to guarantee that that is a North American major winner to be standing on that stage tomorrow night.
But if I only be wanted, as you said, it probably is going to split the crowd.
This is the which way it goes. We'll find out more about that a little bit later on.
Interestingly enough, NJR has brought the Tachanka. Obviously, if Faze want to go up to the side rush, it won't be EMPed.
Uh-oh. New twos on the brow.
I
in a row on the attack. Dark zero again fighting from behind.
Oh wait, oh wait, I didn't know he was going to catch that.
He's going to have to catch Foltz here because of that.
We're going to have to keep an eye out here on Handy who might just come up the basement
stairs at the perfect time. His teammates are sweeping across the map.
This basement fight between Foltz and Handy might just decide the round.
Attack soldiers a couple of times now with the game. I think very aware that forces the one that could be a bit of a nuisance
Dude and given these downstairs and now they may have to send someone after it handy the one who
Guys
What can false join the stairs the next pick might just decide this round it is six to one chat type
Oh where E-mode in the chat please.
Need to be careful here as NJR.
Nick Jr. Nick Jr. Nick Jr.
Nick Jr.
Oh my god Nick Jr.
NJR just doesn't give a fuck
15 kills.
Get straight to the 2.
Let's make it 6-10.
Shall we?
Nick Jr. has a crazy rat angle.
Crazy rat angle Nick Jr.
Oh my god.
the red finals, mcjunior 16 kills, oh my god, that was 0, SR, rain finals, NA history, oh this is fucking shit
nice, jd's and lentil, don't turn up the wrong one, don't turn up the wrong one
nope, right one, wow, yeah, wow, wow, wow, wow, NA finals, yeah, NA finals
and two at the end of it. That's a big step ahead in game for some big man.
Brazil got Brazil.
Great close maps and just phase 11 and 1 on Chalet coming into that series.
He's a DZSeth note.
This is Almond.
And JLSeth note.
All right.
What are you thinking, guys?
What are you thinking?
I'm going with, oh my god, that's a good question.
I actually don't know.
I don't actually know.
And they're both looking sad.
I don't know who's gonna win tomorrow.
I think EZ are the better team strategically,
but I think there's too many traits of a major champion
in SR, like they're hitting crazy clutches,
Troy's coming alive.
Like there's too many traits that like tell me
I think it's easy. I think it's
easy. I think it's easy. I'm happy
with either bro. I'm fifty-fifty
bro. Yeah. I mean it's N. A. you
can't. Yeah I don't know it's
gonna win man. But I was just
phone with y'all man. Yes sir
we'll say. G. G. G. G. G.
G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G.
G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G.
G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G.
Faze loses to motherfucking dark zero.
BASK!
To DZ.
I'm having some fun and I'm super grateful.
Viewbot number 67 checking in.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Dantez.
Your mother!
And if she would look like me you'd fuck her!
Okay, oh, sorry, sorry, I won't compliment my wife anymore, my bad, like, dude, are we
serious?
Oh, hey, Jynxie's calling.
What did I just-
Oh, yo, what's up, Jynxie?
Um, what the fuck did I just join to?
The hell type of shit was that?
Don't they say something about banging his mom?
Yo, Jensie, let me clear the facts, are you listening?
I just joined your stream and your girlfriend said that you said if you were her mom, you
would hang her?
No, no, no, no.
So I thought, because you know how me and you were autistic?
So one time I thought that I could give my wife a good compliment by saying that if my
mom looked and was exactly the same as her, that I would be in an intimate relationship
with her because of how much I love my wife.
But for some reason now she uses it against me.
Does that make sense?
So you told your wife, sorry, wife.
You told your wife that if she looked, if your mom looked exactly like your wife, you
would be in an intimate relationship with your mom.
Yeah, it's like the thing of like, would you love me if I was a worm?
Like Jinxie, Jinxie, it's like, imagine, okay, you have a, you have a girlfriend, right?
Yes.
Okay.
If your girlfriend, right?
Imagine.
Yeah.
Jinksy, if I was your mom would we still be together? What would your answer be?
Bro, I don't know! What? What? Dude, that's cab. That's cab, bro.
Jesus, bro. I don't know, man. I don't know. I honestly don't know.
Okay, okay. Here, let me ask you a different question, okay? Let me ask you a different question.
If your girlfriend could either lose one finger or you lose both your arms and both your legs, what would you choose?
So wait, I'm going to be honest, bro.
Proud of the finger.
If I lose both my arms and both my...
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What question is that?
Bro, if I lose both my arms and both my legs, wouldn't I just bleed out on the floor and die?
Yeah, but Loki, that's our boyfriend.
So what would you do, Brown?
You would chain saw your arms and legs off and then die?
No, probably not, but I'll judge you for not being willing to do it.
Okay, so, Jynxie, are the rumors true?
What are the rumors, Brown?
please what are the rumors the rumors are that you said you don't want to play
warwick because you feel like he doesn't scale that well yes those are the
rumors well yes okay so let me ask you a question do you think that you holding
Q would actually not be enough for you to win games on warwick bro me how bro my
My cousin and my brother told me to play Master Yi, dude.
Dude, Jinxie, Jinxie, if your cousin and your brother
watched you run around the map searching
for the fucking one piece for 45 seconds yesterday
while your wolf's in your gromp or up,
I don't think they would tell you to play Master Yi.
You know what I mean?
Why is Yi harder, bro?
Why?
Why?
OK, because the thing about Yi is that Yi doesn't build
any health, and he doesn't have any form of healing
besides his like W. So when you're going on Yi,
You just die unless you played perfect.
What way can actually make shit?
Bro, perfect isn't a word.
Cut the shit out.
Perfect is not a word.
It's perfect.
It's perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Say, say, say, say perfect, bro.
Just say perfect.
No, no, no, do, do, do, just say perfect.
Perfect.
I don't know, bro.
OK, wait, OK.
Jingsy, Jingsy, Jingsy.
Say these.
Nuts, got you.
Now, you're actually a bad person for that, bro.
Say D's.
D's.
Nuts.
I'm going to pee and then I'm going to play Yee because fuck you, coach.
Okay, but wait, do you actually want to play Yee or do you want to learn something new
because it's up to you?
Me how?
I don't know.
Let me play Yee.
Let me play Yee.
Let me play Yee.
Let me play Yee.
Let me play Yee.
Let me play Yee.
Wait, guys, I have a question.
Is the reason why you guys call him Junko because he always stands up with his junk in
the camera?
Is that where it comes from?
Because the more that I think about the more that I feel like it's got to be that right
But he just stands up and it's like his junk's like in your face, bro
Wait, you know, we should both he do has training
Dude imagine one day I did a training where Jinx he has to wear like a speedo
And he's not allowed to bring anything else and it's a loose speedo and then as mental training
I forced him to watch like
Like different lead character hentai and if he gets a boner
He gets punched in the stomach as hard as I can like as hard as I can punch him
So it's here like do you guys ever see that one like family guy episode where they put like the the ceiling fan over
Quagmire's penis to stop him from being like a porn addict
It's like I show him fucking like I don't know like Warwick pounding the shit out of like Nidalee or something
And then it's like he gets a boner
Loki, we might have to do that on another streaming platform though, to be fair.
Yo, hi guys, do me a favor, I want you to click on his profile and I want you to open
up one of his recent games I played off stream.
I want you to look at the replay, but let's see why he thinks of where we can to actually
scale.
Yep, so you click that and it matches.
Yep.
Yep, oh fuck he's coming back. All right, everyone pretend like nothing happened
It's our little secret if you tell anyone I'll fucking kill you
You're not gonna tell anybody about this what I said to you guys here. Nobody's gonna know, okay
Why are you touching shit? Hi guys, why are you touching shit? Hi guys, why are you touching shit?
So listen up don't ask. That's good. Jink see me. Oh
Who am I more likely to get a pen to kill wrong ye or warwick warwick?
Why like okay, Jin see Jin see Jin see
Okay, why not you have it why the fuck are you laughing? I'm not fucking laughing. Well, that's just how I talk
I'm a happy person so I talk with a smile. Is that an issue don't gaslight me continue
Dude, Jinxie, do you really think that I could ever gaslight you, bro?
Do you think that I think you're stupid enough to be gaslit?
Wait, wait, no, no, no.
You're gaslighting me right now!
You're gaslighting me right now!
Wait, dude, you're the one gaslighting me.
Jinxie, I know how smart you are.
Why would I ever try to gaslight you?
That's something that only stupid people fall victim to.
Like, do you think that I'm a dumb person?
Like, why would I ever try gaslighting you?
You're gaslighting me right now!
Okay, listen, I don't know who you're talking to, I don't know what your friends are telling
you, I don't know what's going on behind the scenes, but whatever they're saying about
how I talk to you, just know that they don't have your best interest in mind, you can see.
I'm the only one that can actually tell you how things really are.
So when they filled your head with all these lies about gaslighting, just know that they
don't want what's best for you, bro.
They want Mystery Love's company, bro.
They want to keep you down.
Do you understand?
Okay, I got it. Okay. Okay. So listen, do you if you really want to do mastery will do mastery
But if you tell me that you can hold Q on Warwick, we can do warwick. I can't hold Q
But the thing is you can bro. No shut this shit down
What's your fixation with warwick? You jerk off to warwick or something?
Yeah, but that has nothing to do with why I tell you to play it
Bro, me how, me how, look, Warwick is like some simple brain dead champ that's only going
to work in silver, bro.
If I want to ascend and be a true chat, I'm going to get good at Yi.
That's the most, the hardest thing I think I've ever heard.
You know what it's like, Jinxie?
Jinxie, you know what it's like?
Why?
Why?
Okay, so it's like, imagine, okay, imagine I'm like the playground teacher and I'm bored,
right?
that I'm going to make my entire class of like school children fight each other to the death
for my entertainment, right? And it's like you're sitting there and you're like, all right, I'm
going to start fighting. So I tell you, all right, listen, you're like six years old, you weigh 40
pounds, we don't want to give you a big sword because you won't be able to wield it. So let's
give you a pointy stick that you can just stab people with, right? Okay. And then it's like
you're grabbing that stick and you're stabbing yourself in the stomach multiple times. And then
And then when I tell you, I'm like, okay, listen, listen, Jamesy, stop stabbing yourself.
Like if you just stop stabbing yourself, nobody else on the playground has a chance.
And then it's like, you're like, okay, gotcha.
And you keep fucking like stabbing yourself.
Like you're just like, you're just stabbing and stabbing and stabbing and stabbing.
And then it's like, I'm like, dude, fuck, just stop.
And then one day you come up to me and you're like, yeah, I'm going to be honest.
The reason why I'm losing all these playground battles is because I don't have a sword.
like what the fuck do you think the sword is gonna accomplish jing see okay you're right dude yep
i'll get on the warwick like he's good boy
but don't worry listen up bro you're basically saying giving me master Yi in iron two it's like
giving a toddler a bazooka yeah but like a toddler with a learning disability
Hey, watch enough. Hey, watch that shit, bro. Watch that shit, dude.
Not bad, not bad. Okay, listen, are you ready for it though?
I mean, yeah, I'm ready. I'm just gonna lose.
No, okay, wait, wait, wait, hold on. I actually have a good analogy for you.
It's like imagine you're a toddler with a bazooka, and we need you to blow up the tanks from the people that are invading our country, right?
But then it's like you locking in mastery is like you filling the bazooka with rocks.
All right, bro, I got you.
So, but then it's like saying you want me to play warwick till the end of time until I pass.
Not until the end of time, bro.
Like, listen, if you ever come up to me one day, because Jinxie,
what's the most important thing about League?
You said so many things, but I think to make other people miserable or something.
That's part of it, but it's also to have fun, right?
So if you're telling me, Dante, I'm going to be honest, when I play Warwick, I'm miserable,
then you shouldn't keep playing Warwick.
Does that make sense?
Okay, I thought Dante, I thought you told me the whole point of league was to ruin everybody
else's night.
It is, it is, but the thing is you need to enjoy yourself while you do it, right?
Imagine I sit there and I tell you Jinxie, I want you to run around New York punching grandmothers, right?
But then it's like you get to a point where you're only punching like the grandmothers of like your friends, right?
Like eventually one day you're gonna be like damn this kind of sucks because now no one wants to hang out with me anymore
So it's like maybe we should punch our bullies grandmothers. Does that make sense? Okay?
Ron fighting. Why does this matter? Why does Ron fighting matter?
Okay, like guys what run fighting
Locking bro. All right, so now Jamesy you're on the Warwick this game
So what we're gonna have to do right now more than anything else is we're gonna have to get you the mindset of you having that dog in you
Are you ready?
Okay, so how do I get in that mindset?
Okay, so in order for you to get in the mindset of you having that dog in you I
I want you to get ready to scream, okay, and then repeat after me all right
Fuck I knew I shouldn't have come to the dog park today. Fuck. I knew I shouldn't have come to the dog park today
Yeah, you need you need
How many hours have you been streaming today?
Uh, almost done.
If you've just been playing ranked League of Legends for 10 hours.
Uh, no, I was playing Warcraft 3 for the first, like, 3 event.
Why did you play Warcraft, not that.
Because I'm playing in a tournament, and I'm against Tyler once in a while, so I need to make him miserable.
Okay, got it, got it, got it.
Okay, got it.
Alright, Jynx, you share your screen.
Yo, uh, here's the thing.
Every time I play Warwick, my entire tap system has to hold Q.
Earlier today, I was playing Chess.
Let me repeat that. Chess. And they were typing hold Q.
So I don't know what to do.
This hold Q shit is going to be the death of me, bro.
Okay, so you want to know how you can fix it?
How? By holding Q?
Well, holy shit, you already know the answer.
All right, let's do it.
Also, Jinxie, I had a good idea.
What's your good idea on test?
So imagine I don't actually hit challenger by the 27th, right?
And then I have to come to Florida so you can beat me up, right?
Yeah.
I thought of a good mental training exercise that we can do for you.
OK.
So we make you stand in the room, in the middle of a room with a camera on you,
and you're wearing nothing but a loose speedo.
And then for mental training, what I do is I show you different like erotic images of different League of Legends characters.
And if you ever get a boner, I sock you in the belly.
Yo, um, bro, you gotta be on some type of a list or something, bro, legitimately.
Dude, but think of the YouTube title, okay, listen, one boner equals one punch League of Legends edition.
So you want to do a segment where I'm in a loose speed-out and you show me erotic images
of vegan legends characters and every time I get hard, why is my chat typing deal?
Every time I get hard, you punch me.
Yeah, I give you one good sock in the stomach.
Wait, so, Dottas, you have 11 days to get challenged or if you don't get challenged,
I get to punch you.
Well, yeah, that was the deal.
Wait, could I spank you on my stream? Is that a noun?
Yeah, but only if I'm being bent over your knee, though.
Do you want to be bent over my knee?
Yep, and you know what we could even do?
So what I'll do is I'll wear a diaper and have a pacifier,
and then you can go on me a naughty boy and they're just going fucking wild on me.
It'll be like the new unreleased episode of Euphoria.
Oh my God, bro.
Wait, so how close are you to Shabra?
Because didn't you sell getting grandmaster yesterday?
You know what it's like when you say that, Jynxie?
Yeah, what's up?
It's like you have a guy that has $950,000 and if he gets a million dollars, he's going
to be able to pay off all of his debts and he's going to be able to actually like live
life again.
But then he does one bad trade one day and he goes all the way down to like $400,000
and then he's like standing in the middle of a room on top of a little stool with a
rope around his neck and you come up to him and you're like damn dude why are you going
to jump didn't you almost have a million dollars yesterday?
It's like what the fuck would you ever say that Jensi?
I'm sorry but also didn't you go 0 and 13 today?
And then it's like he says that right and you know he has a loaded gun in his left hand
And then you're like, yeah, but bro, don't worry.
At least your kids will never be able to afford college.
It's like, why the fuck are you making it even worse?
I'm sorry, bro.
Sorry.
OK, so now, what are we going to do here?
Talk to me.
We're going to look on the guy's box, save our Smythe in the second camp.
Oh, type Sasha FF.
We just did an 18 minute queue.
What happened?
Okay, so I have bad news. It doesn't look like your team wants to remake, so you might have to win this game 4v5.
I'm not even shitting you. I've never seen this before.
Oh, never mind.
So, let me get this straight.
May I have the floor?
Yup, talk.
So...
We just sat in this dog shit riot plant for like nine minutes, literally nine minutes,
and as soon as we loaded into the game it's a remake because our teammate left.
Well, to be fair it was two minutes of Q and seven minutes of vape break.
Yeah bro, what are you reading bro?
Hey, chat!
We're so old that this guy's chat!
Bro, what is this guy feeding?
So now the good news is you won't get autofeld for 2 more games.
What is that?
So sometimes you know there are different roles like jungle, mid, top, ADC support.
So sometimes even though you can only choose 2, Riot decides to fucking throw you to the
wolves and you get something called the autofeld, which means you just got put on a random role
that you got zero experience on.
Wait, so okay.
Wait, I always wondered that. Okay, so if I cue jungle majority of the time riot's gonna put me in a jungle game
But like one and every ten times they just throw me at me or something or top. Yep
Why would so that are they discussed are they like disgusting humans like so the reason why the players
So I'll explain it to you the thing about is that sometimes there's a
thing where like a rider has a bad day at work right so what he does is he gets
out his PC and his boss is gonna tell him hey man can you work on the skins
today but then that rider because he had a bad day at work is gonna be like fuck
the skins let me see what Jinx he's up to so he's gonna open up your stream he's
gonna log into the backend servers and he's gonna try to find you the foremost
disgusting rejects to put on your team just so he knows for a fact that you're
going to be more miserable for the next 30 minutes and he's been
does that make sense real in the reason my league of legends is such a torturous
fucking game is because like when you lose oh god wait no wait wait this is
that jimsy uh rockin Diana whoo whoo whoo yep that one all right you're about to
learn to honor right now. They banned Massey and they walked in Warwick. Okay, we're gonna
have to walk the fuck in this game. So what you're gonna do, oh shit. Okay, so what you're
gonna do is, yeah probably, but it's fine just go to runes, runes fast. Okay, now do
the second rune page, brother. I've never played this girl. Yeah, I know. That's why
we're in for a little bit of a doozy, but you might actually find your your bread and
butter. So this is what it is. Okay, your W you press it, you don't need to do
anything else. Your Q is the thing that you throw, right? It's the thing that you
throw. So it's a skill shot. Your E, you use it as a dash to anybody that gets it
by your Q. That's all you have to know for now. Okay? Okay, what about my R, buddy?
Yeah, we don't have to worry about your ulti. Probably not gonna land it anyways.
Yo, um, is it just me or like, what type of fucking coach is this?
No, seriously, we don't have to worry about your old, you're not going to land it anyway.
Okay, Jynxie, Jynxie, imagine-
Bro, I slapped the dog shit out of you, dude.
Okay, listen, listen, imagine you get a math teacher and you have a test on, like, addition
and you try learning subtraction and your teacher says let's keep you on addition.
Is that a good tutor or is it a bad tutor?
Be honest with me.
Good to know exactly. So the thing is that I'm just trying to not overload you with information
Because the problem with you is that when you get too much information you don't use any of it
So I'm giving you the absolute bare minimum. So I want you to just press Q see what it does. Just press Q
That's cute. That's cute. That's cute. Just press Q. That's cute. Yep. Okay, so now I want you to hover over your Q
Just hover over it
So I want you to click on the Q, but don't click again. Just click it
And I want you to just like, yeah, so that's the range of your Q, all right?
So what you do is you just have to throw out exactly like that.
So while you're fighting and you're clearing, you're just gonna Q the red buff and you're gonna keep Qing.
Your passive is every time you use an ability, you get to attack faster for a little bit.
So you never want to use all your abilities at once while you're clearing.
It's kind of like you go Q, E, then you wait two seconds, W, etc. You understand?
Yo, John says, what about the invader, what about the invader?
Yeah, you need to run up to her, you're not getting invaded.
Are you sure?
Yeah, well, listen, we'll hope for the best.
So now just go for the, keep curing, keep curing.
This is good, keep curing.
You're doing good.
Smite him, smite your first count.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, bro.
Is she tanky or not?
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, so now walk up, control W.
All right, and I want you to Q Q the crugs just have all the crowd cram because don't forget your Q has a long range
You don't just want to melee Q now press W. That was W. So look your W
You get a shield and it does damage around you
Okay, so think of it like you attach like C4s to your chest and they explode but they also give you howl, right?
Okay, but Jinx the thing is you really have to use your Q to like hit the cam first
So now when you walk to this, I want you to like click on the Q and then just see the range of it
There you go. See good good good fucking shit, Jyncey. Press W. W. W. Let's not forget our W
It's looking fucking good
All right, this is good. I'm liking what I'm fucking seeing W student W fucking student
Okay, so now what you're gonna do you're gonna queue the wolves when you're close enough and then you're gonna press E on the big one
right? E on the big one. There you go. So now the way it works, GenC, is when you, no, no,
okay, look, do you see how your E is on cooldown now? Exactly. So the thing is that you see this
little like line above the wolf when you Q it. I want you to Q the blue buff and look at the
line that appears above it. Press Q. Okay, that line, it means that if you E to it, if you press E
on top of it, then it doesn't put your E on cooldown. Okay? So now Q and then E at once, E once, E
once but it doesn't last forever yep see now it's on cooldown because it only
lasts like three seconds so you really have to like Q E you understand right
now go to your go to your ground I think this is the fastest vocal I've ever
seen you do W this might actually be your new champ W all right this is good
fucking good shit junko let's get it the fuck done right now we have one or two
games in us right I'm pretty sure so it's get the fucking iron one and let's
start peeking it takes two to tango yeah let's start gapping these motherfuckers
let's let's do it bro let's fucking gap them like when the UK and we're looking
at people's front teeth does that make sense yeah all right so now press Q on
this and then eat you and then eat oh okay so remember you want to queue use
your queue whether gonna walk does that make sense yeah okay so now I want to
It's in this bush. It's in this bush. Just a time. Joan bot. Let's join bot a bit
Okay, I recall just recall your cards are coming up. Let's recall. So now I want to press p
Well, do you ever get random boners? I have a random boner right now. I'm back
I swear it's it's so random jing see it's so random after you fucking did that full clear timer right click the dusk and on
After that full clear timer that I saw from you
I almost popped the fucking that little half-chub as well, and I'm pretty sure half of this shot has one, too
That boner is deserved.
That's not going to stand up on everything I love, on everything I love.
I have a random boner right now.
Okay, so, Jynxie, this is what we're going to do.
After you finish this full clear, we're going to reward you.
I want you to stroke it twice.
So now, every time you do one clear, remember to press your E and W.
When you do not forget to, like, waste your abilities,
you're going to give yourself one stroke as, like, a fucking reward.
We're going to train you into using your abilities.
Does that make sense?
Ah, did Faker do this?
Well, probably did, but that's besides the point, bro.
You're not just gonna be Faker, you're gonna be better than fucking Faker.
You're fucking Jinx-y, bitch, and you know what the fuck that means.
So now press your Q and then E on top of it.
E on the big one.
Yep, there you go. That's how you wanna do it.
And now you just hold your E into your Q again.
Alright, this is good. That's what I like to see.
So now go do the wolves. Control Q. Control Q.
Joe, you didn't talk about my arm, bro.
Yeah, we'll get to the art later.
It's too much for you right now.
Just- Bro!
Jinxie, listen, at one point, I'll randomly just how you press art, and then you're gonna
press it, and you're gonna see what it does.
I'm not gonna explain it.
Just focus on the game for now, please.
Alright, kid.
Alright.
After you finish this grump, you give yourself three strokes as a reward.
Now, Tronbot.
I will.
Okay.
You cannot fight Rourke.
Okay.
Walk up, walk up, walk up, walk up, John, John, John, John on the, oh my god, John on the
young.
Okay, you're gonna go for this.
Now one hit a Q and then, okay, that's fine, okay, E on the moomoo, E on the moomoo, even
if you don't kill him, that's fine, E and then press W and now Q, oh my god.
Okay, W, W, W, nice, nice, now try to back up, nice, they're all dead, they're all dead.
What?
Maybe not, Moritz broken the spot.
Okay, so now Jinx, right click on the dust and on, right click on the dust and get on
right click on the dusk and on.
Yo, hey, I'm respawning, relax!
And now that I have been asleep.
Jinxie, Jinxie, I'm not saying this shit,
cause I fucking like the sound of my own voice.
I'm saying this so that you can understand,
go to your red buff, so you can understand
that even when you're playing off stream,
there are certain things that you have to do always.
When you die, you open shop and you buy.
You can buy while you're dead, right?
So you shop while you're dead,
so when you respawn, you don't have to waste time.
You understand?
Yeah, yo Dantets, after Warwick killed me he stood still for 4 seconds, looking to die with his Dantets on the stream.
Yep, what do we call that though?
Uh, stream sniping Ghostry.
Yep, and also Dilly Dallying.
So now it's like you're singing in real time?
What it looks like when these people do this fucking random dumb shit, right?
Yeah.
Yep, so now you're here too?
So Jinxie, don't forget, I want you to hover over your Q right, just hover over it.
Like hover over the...
So I want you to just see how much range it has, okay?
Like finish this, walk to your wrappers.
Like I want you to use your Q at almost like the max range.
So I click on it, click on it.
Look at that range, okay?
I want you to almost use up like the max range.
There you go, that's what I like to see.
And then you can E max range too.
So you can actually get some people like close as fuck,
Jinxie, you're the fucking Jidwit, bro.
You're like smelling all this weird shit
and you're fucking dashing into the mix,
Where did the fucking go crazy? Does that make sense?
Yes sir.
Yes sir.
Alright.
So now, when this spawns, let's use our Q.
Alright, and now, remember, remember, when you use your Q, I want it to be muscle memory, that you Q and then you E.
I want it to be muscle memory, Jinxie.
Q E.
If you Q, what do you use?
E.
E.
Exactly, yes.
But only if you're Q lands, okay?
So now, do your Gromp.
You're Gromp and then you're Blue.
Gromp and then you're Blue.
Gromp, Blue.
Gromp, Blue.
Yep.
So now QE, I want to see the QE, I want to see the QE, there you go!
Okay, but don't click it twice though, okay?
I only clicked it once, right?
No you didn't, if you only clicked it once it wouldn't be on cooldown, you clicked it twice.
Okay, so now while you're clearing this blue I want you to drone bot, let's drone bot.
This Warwick is going bot now, we need to see what's happening, press W, press W, press W.
You don't, okay, now drone bot, drone bot, let's see what's happening.
Okay, we could maybe look for bot gank then, this looks good.
So now I want you to QE, QE, remember E, E, good, and now walk forward, walk forward.
The Jibbler is sensing something right now, your jitty senses are tingling, aren't they?
Yes they are.
Okay, go to the dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, they're recalling, and they recall?
That's prime time for this dragon.
I want you to sit there and I want you to take this dragon, and then I want you to type my-
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Yeah, guys, so Jinxie will probably be coming back in the next like 5-10 minutes.
Yeah, guys, so, oh shit.
Jinxie will probably be coming back in the next like 5-10 minutes.
It's been months, but he then he got it fixed, but then they found his new IP?
Really?
Jesus.
Do react.
Bro, this isn't a fucking stream segment dickhead.
We're waiting for him to come back, so then afterwards we can like get him to Iron One.
This isn't a fucking segment, asshole.
What do you mean fucking do reacts? Oh guys like what the fuck?
Adontis it's cooked. Oh
Shit, okay. All right one ways. I
guess we'll be back with the
That's what we back with like League tomorrow done probably but uh, yeah
All right anyways, I'll see you Jinxie viewers