Jynxzi
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05-17-2026 · 3h 41m
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I guess you're always sliding angle and out of bed, but I'm gonna be honest like I'm like out this morning
I had to be up too early for the fucking uh the Warcraft tournament
I'm gonna be honest, so I haven't shaved my body in the trip like for some trip
because uh everyday I would just like clock this Warcraft launch in five to three hours
You see, she's up like a... you know what I'm saying?
Well, what's the Japanese word for life?
Shut up, Senpai-sama!
Alright.
You know there's one of you freaks that's jammed and they're gonna like, cut that and jerk off to it?
She's gonna make me go to sleep!
I'm literally...
Yeah, I have to.
Alright, anyways, I'll just wait for this one.
The timing is this, let's call that map.
I mean, the thing is that if I just found this, we should be able to...
Yeah, but let's watch Med 2v2 this could be good.
I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Nice.
Where's your plowshot?
You fucking dirty cocksucker fucking bitch.
Nice.
Where's your plowshot?
You fucking dirty cocksucker fucking bitch.
Yep, that's not good.
Out of the way.
Yes, we could look for a guy in Med.
I hope we can also look for this here, I think it's better.
Objective is overkill as always.
If you have the opportunity to one-in-them, you should always stay effective.
Jhin's his Zybon League?
Oh my god, you're my son!
Oh shit!
In no way he's Zybon League, bro.
You're overkill!
He never starts his day off with League.
I
Yeah, hell yeah guys also I have an update on the neighbor saga so you remember a few nights ago my neighbor was like
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I legitimately think you guys can watch gameplay of a dead frog and you would say better than
me.
So chat I'm trying to get diamond.
If I play with Onam, I gotta get diamond. Let's be honest.
Yeah.
Head down, one-on-one. Remembered it was a pretty cool at the beginning.
Oh no.
I have the same.
Look, look, look. He's already...
He's already desperate for points.
Yes, he's desperate. He's desperate.
Fury, I got it. That's a goal right there.
Never mind. And my dream's it's a goal though.
Fuck.
He doesn't have boost. He doesn't have boost.
I'm gonna do 5-
First off, what car is he? What's going on?
What fucking... WHAT THE FUCK?!
Reset reset reset
You guys do
Yeah, me how
Yo boggles where you at bro boggles. Let's go
Boggles, let me make myself clear
Hey, hey, hey boggles
Let me make myself clear, bro. Just so I'm abundantly fucking clear in this bitch, bro. Yo boggles
Today's a good day.
When you join this call, boggles, we're here to win games.
Boggles, let me make myself clear, bro.
When you set foot in this call, we're not doing this bullshit fucking rage bait dog
shit.
Let's win some fucking games, bro.
Boggles, let's win some fucking games. Let's go. Let's go. Let me call it.
Because boggles if I don't get diamond, I'm gonna fucking block you. Do you understand boggles?
Get in here, bro.
Boggles, get the fuck in here.
Boggles, get in here. 1v1, 0-8. Guys, that's coughing baby versus...
Let's wait hello me versus yeah, hold on boggles
Let's be honest at me versus on a is coughing baby versus coughing middle school. I'm gonna win. Yo boggles. What's up, bro?
Wait, why can I hear you twice?
Hey, hey, yo
Yo boggles, I'm gonna sock you in the face, bro. I know you can't hear me twice. I'm not thought over that shit
Get in this game, bro. Listen to me clear boggles. I'm about to be diamond
I'm gonna be diamond. Don't mess this up. Yeah, I'm gonna be diamond. Don't mess this up
What what what the diamonds are you?
I'm not diamond currently. I'm about to be diamond. Do you speak English in your head? Why why why do you why do you?
Because my teammates suck. Can you not be one of my sucky shitty teammates?
Always blaming teammates. Yo boggles
Let's have a good day.
No, no, no, no, no, let me make myself clear, bro.
Let me make myself fucking clear.
I don't always blame my teammates.
I blame my teammates when my teammates are shit,
because that makes sense.
Kat.
You know, aye, bro.
Hey, add me, add me, add me, add me, I'm not connected.
So, Boggles, here's the first thing.
Your goal, okay?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're going to see a diff your goal your goal. So basically what that means is I'm planning for gold
What'd you say? I said your teeth are gold
So we're the same got it
Got it. I do it, but you added me. Yo, I'm loading up the game. Hey boggles
Do me a favor, bro. I'm flustered yourself. I'm loading the game. I'm gonna add you soon
Relax a little bit relax a little bit
I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed.
Listen.
Hey, do you meditate?
Yo, shut, shut, shut up.
Shut, shut, shut up, Buggles.
Buggles, shut up.
Listen.
I feel bullied.
Balls is gonna invite me.
We're gonna get into a lobby with each other,
and then we're gonna queue tubes.
All right?
Wait, you can't just add me, you freak?
It's not as simple as that.
Buggles, it's not that simple.
You don't know how to add a Q's a name.
No, no, no, you don't know how to add a Q's a name.
What's the right you know, what's the right you so boggles? I understand that like there's a fucking 19 pound border in your head
Boggles, I have epic game settings. I don't allow me to add to you
Yeah, you're actually brain dead is fine. You get in the game now get in the game
Calm down. You're your your forehead veins popping out calm down
Calm down just breathe just breathe now. I was a nose. You should be able to breathe
I'm gonna try to add you okay. I'm gonna try to add you all right. Yeah, it's gonna work
Boom I added you add me back boom just decline take no no don't
Bagels take that shit off. We don't do finish take that shit off
bro yes I play an octane team we don't do panic take that okay but I'm calm
walking you right now just so much right now I'm talking you right now right
now to be completely unbiased you are car mogamy it's because I have a bad
decal one second right now yes and and in the
York and in the York what and in the
are you right that you know boggles do me
a favor bro take IQ test hey do me a
favor I did it's triple digits the
starting number six you have a 600 IQ
boggles yes for any question you realize
if you have a 600 IQ your head would
explode you understand no you are you
too doubted you're too dumb even lie you
You can't even lie because you're so dumb.
Alright bro, let's play the game.
Turn them in in six minutes.
It's heat seeker.
Fuck that.
Listen bro, if you mess up my platinum three push, I'm gonna block you.
Do I make myself clear?
It's what came in your mouth.
If you mess it up, I'm gonna block you.
If you mess it up, I'm gonna block you.
Pushing platinum three.
How many fingers do you have?
I like can you hold a controller properly pushing Platinum 3 and 26 son son
Did you just hit an emo in in a discord call?
Yes, you just vocalize
Go to teams gonna tell you don't get a kickoff go to the kickoff
No, I want to go to the Darth Maul instead yo hey hey
Hey, all I got I got a story that is here. Hey, don't worry. I feel like um, I'm like being a good team at it
Look, so all you got to do bro. He's just play defense and play the game
You missed the ball. What? No, no, no, it's show pain pain pain
Oh, that's not my platinum three push. I will have your ass on a stick
I got it. I got it. Yeah, I do that. Yes. Yes. Yes. Wait, so cheesy. When are we doing
a disco death in battle? Yo, shut the fuck up and defend. I can't. I can't play with
this guy in my city. I can't play with this fucking guy. What are you talking about? Let's
What?
There you calm down your cortisol cortisol it's spiking
So listen bro, it's already one the zero tighten up your voice here
Nice
From a fresh install. I'm gonna fresh in so move move. No, it's nice. Nice. Nice
Bro, you're just gonna. I need to get my way
I'm not used to driving on the right side in America
This is a field yeah, and what are we in what are we in cars cars?
Apologize
We've all boggles watered up on me putter me putter you over here
I'm reading he's playing that's a bad. That's a shoe
Boggles. I'm coming to the middle. I'm coming to the middle. It's sure. Let's you that's you over the top
Let's show I don't worry don't worry don't worry
Hey, hey, how you feeling?
that one's on me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
When are you time to play?
You second ones on me.
You go to the ball.
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Why do you avoid the boost?
Yo bro, I'm gonna knock this guy out.
The lake kick off.
The lake kick off.
Why do you have to wait the boost?
The lake kick off.
Bro, can you like, bro, you need to live life happy.
Nice, so you could save.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, compliment me.
What the fuck?
I got it, I got it.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
I need you on the offense. Yes, I'm gonna play a platter play a platter play me
Bro, we're gonna need some D-Way and the bone action. Yo, shut the fuck up
Nice epic save epic save. That's you. That's you
That's you a shield. I like that's alright. Oh, whoa, okay, so we just know that's a lie. Um
Defend the ball bro, I got I'm defending I'm defending
um I did polko for you polko polko god damn it bro what do you do wait
google polko google polko google polko what the fuck is that shit I thought of
the whole guy I did a polko what are you saying I'm what in what I'm what go to
the ball go to the ball fuck this shit we start to see that you yes yes yes
that's you send me send me all right go for that what get this guy out get
him out was his air rolling I was getting birds what the fuck are you doing
up because this brain I have the ball settings that's you missed it fake to
fake to fake to fake to make me go to that you need to go to that yes yes look
at that yo bro if you miss the ball a little bit of a little bit of a little
boggles boggles listen if you miss the ball that's cool say you miss the ball
Don't you dare say okay, okay? You didn't fake shit. Okay, okay, okay? I faked it
I didn't do anything
Can we try gentle parenting because this shit's not working right now? Um, we're a team
I don't like this yelling yelling yelling shit
Do you want a platinum tournament? I
Want a diamond tournament? I want a diamond tournament. You want a platinum tournament, but your goal?
Yeah, I'm platinum in ones. I'm platinum in ones
Your platinum in ones. I'll get an ass fat if you're planning one. I'm planning them on some part of the ones
I was pull out the track off. I'm not a woman ones. That's not a pretty actual chat
I'm I'm a man. Yes. I'm gonna ask that
Howard, you know what I'm doing in this game is a higher ranking ones and they aren't juice. Yes. Yes. Yes. I am
Dude get the asset.
I reckon B.O.G. right on the left cheek.
Take that, take that, I'll shoot.
Stop saying you're faking it when you're just missing!
You don't shit gold!
Take that.
Ah, 1v1 then, 1v1 then!
Ah, Jinxy, I'm not talk shit.
I don't know if you have zero fucking blood pours into your skull
and it's all just going to your fucking lips
because their puppy is fucked, Jinxy.
All you do is just talk.
Your math is on 100% battery and your brain is on 5
Shut the fuck up. It's annoying as fuck
Foggle yo, bro, just fight me. You're just fighting. Oh, yeah, well, how old are you, bro?
The one he just fucking fight me. Let's let's tell the shit in the ring, bro
Like like bro, just fight me, bro. I don't want to do this shit
Whoa, whoa, what the fuck? That's you that's you that's you
Nice. Here we go.
JXE!
Great bro, it's 5 to 1. It's pointless.
Bro, we don't need to watch the replay. It's so class bro.
It's 5 to 1, Boggles. Boggles, it's 5 to 1.
Nobody shows their golden gun, they're down 5.
Yeah! I can hear you dumbass!
twice no
Over the middle where I'm modern you're not
You see women
I
Understand having no brain, but do you at least have eyes like did you know where my car was?
I'm meant to make a pass
Pass the ball, pass the ball. Hit it on the drop!
God damn it! Why'd you hit it on the bounce?
Yo bro, hey Boggles. Yo, can you hear me?
Boggles, Boggles!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
That's you, that's you.
I need that.
First GC.
Put it in, put it in, put it in.
Finally.
It doesn't matter, it's over.
I know I saw NRG do this shit in 2016. Just say you're a new gem. Just say you don't know bulging
You are a slow player
I'm playing, I'm literally playing, I'm playing only golf, you're literally going to play
I'm literally playing only one
Let's see, let's see, go do the ball
Our only hope was to check off the ball where you dead at the ball, where you did a delayed check off
because it's a rock in your fucking head
No, I did it a late kick off because I'm across the fucking Atlantic
I don't know if you've got zero brain cells. I'm from Australia. You dumb fuck
Jinxie, do you know where Australia is? It's not near Florida. Like have you looked at a fucking map?
Can you read a map? You've probably read it upside down. Hold on. I need to change my settings. I couldn't hear you over the gold rank
Look brown. Yeah, I couldn't I couldn't I couldn't hear you over the words going through your gold teeth
So I
So I lose 10 elo and he loses eight, but he entered the fuck out of the game your chat. What does that even mean?
I got my congratulations. You hit a grand total of two balls that game
Good show. I needed I need to change my settings dude. I think
Hey, Jinxie, what's going on with your arm? What's going on with Mike?
Mike's not real, bro.
Reader!
Oh!
Jinxie, jinxie, jinxie!
Sorry.
What the fuck?
What do you want?
Hey!
What do you want?
Hey!
What?
What do you want?
Can you hit an Australian ball, right?
Bro, please.
What the fuck?
Did you just lie?
Did you just literally spit your water out ourself?
So let me make myself clear.
Hit a mythic one.
Yo, boggles, I'm not like your little windup toy
where you just tell me to hit a rare one.
Hit a mythic one.
I'm not your windup toy.
I'm not your fucking windup toy.
Play the game.
If we lose one more time, I'm out of this squad.
What the fuck, ass?
Ow, bully.
Bro, why am I, oh, it's all my settings with my teammate.
Okay, I'm down. I'm down to lock in now or sovereign heights. You've been here before
What the fuck did you just say?
Sovereign Heights is the map. Yeah, just say you don't know ball. Hey, you say you don't know
basic gift it
Don't set it up off. None of that. Yes. Yes. Yes
Did they think you're SSL that you're just laughing lap on spring's final boss
that's you that's you yeah bro fucking laughing is there a single sentient
thought in your head large bomb spring spinal balls are you dead at our nice
toe keeping skills better fuck did you learn that shit cuz I know it wasn't
for me
Lop, lop, lop, soho.
Jinxy, jinxy, jinxy, let them score.
That will kill me.
Play the game, bro. Go to the ball.
Play the game.
Alright.
I got it, I got it, I got it. I'm gonna line this.
Alright, the average human has five senses. Do you have more than one?
Yo, bro, what are you saying, dipshit?
Oh my god, what little pun you said a little pump gonna need you to be middle
Nice love that love that. I love that. I love that. Say thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Hey, hey, thank you for the assist. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Who's shoot the overall do you see that shot? You see that shot?
Oh, much next get that type slurp blurp blurp. So what's per month?
Oh my god that's open that's open that's open.
Woggles hit this hit this hit this hit it.
I don't feel like it.
You're so bro.
I'm gonna do a reset.
What?
Um oh my god.
You don't feel like it.
You don't feel like it.
Yeah yeah not in my team it's gonna be main.
Um Jinsi we're gonna need some more positivity.
Yo I'm gonna knock you out.
No no no no.
You're an open goal.
You're stupid fuck.
Yo you're stupid fuck.
Open.
Open.
No no no no.
You're an open goal.
You're stupid fuck.
Oh
Nice
Don't take the subject. I don't feel like it
Really don't fuck yourself
No, what a save holy shit tuxa rubik's cube nice flip reset
Pancake or skating shit. You're just saying shit, bro. Bro. You're gold. Let the big dogs play the game, please
All right, I literally play in one. So you need to save that. Yeah, of course
Yo bro! Yo! You wanna get a cocked chair while we're at it?
WHERE ARE YOU AT?!
WHERE ARE YOU AT?!
WHERE ARE YOU AT?!
JinxD, does your controller have a left joystick?
Cause I just saw you press the A button.
Um, what the fuck kinda goal was that?
Who's this teammate boggles? He's just lapping, I know.
No one type that. Say you swear to god!
Somebody type that!
I'm putting it on your life, and I'm saying well, I
Save the jinx. Oh Jesus fucking cars, but what do you mean?
What am I supposed to do chat fucking Manuel lawyers not saving that
Hit the ball all these training with squishy and it's just a disappointing
Are you dead ass I'm doing the reason I read remotely in this game, bro
I'm being for real. Yeah, me hard me hard. Yo, you keep vocalizing me most
I swear to God. Oh, yeah. Oh, what one stop trip to fucking finish open that open that
Stay still D.C. Stay still
If you think you're coming to Tampa with high-vives to build a fucking boat
You're not setting foot in the state, bro
You are not here by me. You are not setting places. You give me permission. No
They just hit a ground pinch and you're having a whine came back left. What the fuck Jamesy? Um, so let's see
I'm gonna see what she did. Let's see what she did and
Doesn't yeah, I was on the pitch and then you run out of that
Let's see what you did. Oh, wait, we fucking cut because you know what every fucking saying
Let's go for a center kickoff pinch
Yeah, bro, you're gold like stop. Yo goldstone strategize. Hey, hey
Goldstone strategize hit the ball dude. I try to get the ball flick flick flick flick look at that open that
Let me guess teammates gonna sell
What the fuck are you jinxing? I'm lining us in the middle
wait so when I build a boat you're down to come on it you're not standing foot
in dark and sprains bitch you're not allowed my name might gain me permission
uh no he did it no we didn't know the fuck he did it
that's an gifted W departure
uh Jinxie we're playing rocket league and you just thinking about money what the
fuck I'm thinking of the game I'm thinking of the border you stupid fuck
is this guy you're playing with he's got a shit no one take that no one take that
you're a gold you're a gold player you're a fucking gold you're a gold you're
the epitome of shit mmm what the fuck is about you bottom of the barrel
ah jimsy jimsy jimsy let's settle aside our differences put that in place put it
Put it in put it in means slip it in yes, and if it slips out. I'm grabbing it and putting it back in oh
Nice goal. Let's make a comeback who says no who says no
Buggles when are you turning your eyebrows into quotation marks? Yeah, I am actually really damn. I think I think
You're being a bad streamer do it
um so i do it you do it again no fuck no that's kind of fucked up i thought
we'll blood brothers no oh hell no i'll let this one stop missing the
bar you probably haven't heard of boost management in your low rank have you
it's just higher than you uh none ones i'm literally sweet you in ones
Nice, good save, open net. You know what, I orchestrated all of that.
I'm gonna deliver the meals to Rake Ready To...
Oh, okay, you're lucky.
You're lucky.
What the fuck were you about to do?
So, what about this picture you orchestrated?
Um, I bumped the teammate into the other one.
Hey, boggles, we need one golden 44 seconds.
Don't fuck this up!
One golden 40 seconds!
Don't fuck it up!
Okay, I'll type a one if I should fuck it up.
Nice!
We're changing I have a shot at shot don't touch the ball
Well get out of my way
It's not my fault. You built like a fucking double-decker bus
I'm in the streets of London
We have to score right now. No shit. We have to score right now. That's gonna be you. That's gonna be you
That's just gonna be you
Apologize not to me
I need to charge.
Nice challenge.
Nice challenge.
Yo bro, literally grab your controller and shove it up your ass.
You missed your challenge and said that's gotta be you.
Are you a sociopath?
I'm playing on 300 ping and you decide to verbally abuse me when we've got the chance
to make a comeback.
I want you to know how sick in the head you have to be.
I'm playing on 300 ping and you're treating me like I'm a fucking SSL player.
I'm gonna need some more respect and valor coming from your mouth.
Now let's make a comeback score two in one. Why are you forfeiting?
There's zero seconds.
Is there anything you...
What?
Come back!
There is zero seconds!
Name something you don't quit. Like, you know, like, what the fuck...
Oh, except vaping.
Jinxie, when are you talking about the report button?
No, no, Epic! Give me a report button!
Epic, how do you report this guy?
This guy's the worst! Don't ever!
He's in the report system.
Nah, that's not good.
Yo, Barbils, great session, bro.
If I keep playing with you, I'm gonna be in silver.
Ray, great session.
So you're dodging? You're dodging once?
Dodging once.
I'll see you in the ring and I'll see you in Tampa.
You're dodging. You genuinely think you're a better one player than me?
Get in the game, brother.
Did you just fucking spit out?
Get in the game.
Jeezy.
Alright, no.
Get in the game.
Get in the fucking game.
Stop.
Get in the game.
I want to be honest.
You stole my shit and just get in the game.
Hey, hey, put it on West, put it on West, put it on West, put it on West, on West, on West, on West.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
West, West, are you, like, do you know what a fucking direction is?
GET IN THE GAME, GET IN THE GAME!
I'm in the game, I'm in the game, and I'm calm looking here.
I'm taking on this fuck-ass orc.
You're boggles.
Yo, I'm listening.
Yo, yo, shh, shh, shh, boggles, if I put it on West, you get last bang.
Yeah, are you braindead?
Yo, hey, hey.
Uh, if you have a server close to your country, if you get less points.
Earth to boggles. Earth to boggles. It's a yes or no question.
Oh yeah, you would be coming in from space, you alien.
Yeah, what are you sending to Earth?
What are you sending to Earth, GenC?
No, no. You fucking alien.
Look at OBS, look at your face cam, look at your face cam.
Go boggles.
Say goodbye here, you're not an alien.
Boggles, I'm gonna enter what I like to call with you a thought loop.
Are you ready?
Yes.
So Boggles, if we play on West Servers, you get less ping, right?
Yes.
So, instead of telling me that when we were playing 2v2s
and you were on 200 ping lagging,
now you can tell me in a 1v1.
No, no, I'm not putting me so many.
Your brand dead is far.
Like, no, I don't actually brand dead as far.
Oh, I'm a fan of an Australian.
Do you want me to get hanged?
Oh my God!
Are you a toddler?
I'm in your party. No, you're a you a toddler
You're in my party
Jinxie swole as well. You're drooling. You're drooling. You're drooling again
Say swear to God you're in my lot because I don't see you. Oh wait. Why the fuck am I in bulls is lovey?
Like no legitimate were you dropped on your head as an infant? No, no, no, I have triple IQ
I have a triple IQ. That's not real. So make myself clear
While we were playing 2v2 and you were lagging on 200, I was playing with 4 of the whole time.
Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!
When we were playing 2v2 and you were lagging on 230p, instead of saying,
Oh, Jinxie, if you put it on West, I'll get less ping.
You don't say anything, lag, miss the ball 100 times, but now that you want a 1v1,
NOW if you want to say your server!
How do I change the server?
High-fives, how do I change the server?
You see, I just want to play boggle league with you, but...
Yeah.
They ain't just yelling at me!
Aye.
Yo, boggle...
Yo, change the... change the West.
Private match West.
Don't say yo boggle, just fucking address it.
It's like you're a brain delay and you're stuttering something out.
Hey boggles, can you listen for a second?
Yeah, not to you. Sorry. No, I will. Sorry. Sorry, listen
question, bro
When we were playing on East service and you rock 250 thing. Why didn't you say to put it on West?
It's maybe gonna one
I just like seeing not the world burn, but your world
Oh, damn.
I have a support.
Have I supported the FBI?
Seriously?
Yeah, that doesn't wait to Australia.
And you actually like have you ever left?
Like have you ever left a fucking evergreen bubble
for the FBI in Australia?
Like you actually have a break up there.
Okay.
Do you want to go blue or orange?
I'll let you check.
boggles it literally doesn't matter just pick a side it has to it does pick a
side
Chisley when are you dying your hair red to match me we can like we can kind of
like cosplay as cool oh how about never what's up fuck how about literally down
the shit kind of just shot down the idea oh so now you're gonna be hard you're
actually play like a me ha end of me hard yo bro
Stealing boost, classic, classic, classic, stealing boost.
Bargles, not verbalizing emote, bruh.
Nice dribbling skills, bruh.
FUN, SUN, SUN! Minion laughing, Bruce-Kee laughing, OMA44, OMA44!
STOP VOCALIZING EMOTE!
1-0, you can forfeit now. You can forfeit now.
Wait, I'm gonna go AFK to vote on the prediction.
Oh my god.
Have you ever seen what a dribble is?
Going for the demo.
Week, week, week.
Bro, can you talk?
Are you getting in your head?
Oh my god.
I'm not going.
I'm not going.
I'm not going.
I'm not going.
Bro, he's just keeping you off.
Bro, check out those stupid idiots.
Bro, I just passed it by you because you're dumb as fuck, fuckers.
No, it's a blazing of grapes and I couldn't turn around. That's fucked up. Do you want me to wrap my car around a tree?
DNA you not answer do not answer
What?
DMA means don't you don't matter asshole?
No, you know is the cheating software like yo bro. Is there a single sentient thought watch this double-tap? Wow, and he thinks he's good
I'm a higher rank than you I'm flat too I'm literally in the back of your fucking there
Oh my god. Hey, you see that? That's that's what happens when a goal gets scored. Oh god, it's good. Oh
So boggles tell me right now, are you gonna win?
Yeah, yeah, you have a double digit IQ are you gonna win my IQ
So you don't even know what Bruce Benjamin is my IQ is better than four
Let's name things you've got lower lower ping lower test lower amount of gold score
Oh my god actually
I'm not gonna entertain this bullshit about my test doctrine, dude
Let it go in let it go in that's cringe playing cringe playing cringe defending my net is cringe
Nice, okay, you hope you on Warwick coach you on Warwick
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Bro this guy's yo bugles your brain is fried, bro. Your brain is reduced to fucking potato salad get chips
Get them out. I'm only like a pussy chat type one and Jim sees a pussy you literally have them up each wife
What okay imagining shit. Oh my god
James that's just not gonna work in this high elo fake your record player
Faking the flick 50
Go for it, go for it. I'll let you have it.
Oh, and then I'm going to just take Candy like a baby.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
So when he's on my team, he can't hit the ball, but then when he's against me, he's like,
Oh wait, I know what it is. It's just the fact that he was on 300 things.
But then tell me, he's coming hard swiped!
I'm kind of moving like Prime James. Oh my god.
God, I wish that was IRL.
Jinxie, the ball's on your head.
See how much better I am, see I can just get it above you, you see I get it above you?
See, see that blade, you see I get it above you?
Fake.
Fake?
Uh, okay, I like, uh, noctoing around.
Fuck it, I'm bogus.
Yep, should be resilient.
Bro, you're not gonna edit it, bro.
You're gold.
Gold.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, go, yeah.
Wait, what did you say?
Wait, what did you say?
What did you say?
Oh my god, hey, Jinxy, Jinxy, Jinxy,
what's your favorite number?
Mines three and one.
I'm losing to an infant, bro.
Jinxy, what's your favorite swear word?
Mine's Annie with a sense of dignity.
Shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Sudge.
Brazil are you coming?
Yeah, if I feel like it.
Stop vocalizing emotes!
Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, oh my god.
Of course, now he can't miss the ball.
Now that he's on the other team, he can't miss the ball!
Making faking, oh my god, you're actually, but you look lost.
Do you need to map up, even if you had one, probably couldn't read it.
Yo bro, shut the fuck up!
Watch this.
Yeah, I'm watching trust. I'm watching
Alien bottom left. Yeah, I know chat. I'm not young
Single person in your chat said alien bottom left. No one said that
We are going for a delay kickoff kind of cringe. I've literally sprinted to the ball. I sprinted to the ball
go for a Brazil nah I feel bad nice good save oh nice um so just let me know
I'm open to coaching it is like I can get you're gold you're gold you're
losing you're losing you're losing and you're miserable oh my god it's a
daily double
Well, cause you should do this for a career. Yeah, I don't know. I might go pro. I might go
Read it. Yo, I am down to um play West troops, right? I think I'm positive. I'm motivated
Come on we're not losing a game. Do you have time?
Bro, stop breathing. Do you have time?
Stop breathing.
We're not losing the winters.
If I stop breathing, I will die.
I'll die if I stop breathing.
Breathe harder.
Yo QQQQQQQQQQQQ.
Jinx he's a ranker thank you for the 4.
Winner's the reveal.
Winner's the reveal. Winner's the reveal. Winner's the reveal. Winner's the reveal.
430?
Right.
what's time what's the time yo yo yo yo yo you don't understand time zone so
just put a sock in it for a second yeah hey stop it for a second job what
time is it 5 30 oh yo yo yo yo yo yo yo not what time is it currently
awesome what time is the reveal what time is the reveal ox the question
receives answer gets mad classic duck smoking cigarette
your gold your gold don't tell me what to do ever love it love it love it like
bread what's the size I'm gonna grab you by the throat what are you doing what
are you doing what are you doing what are you doing driving my car when
When you're on the other team, you're a god.
When you're on my team, you're a walking lobotomy!
I know, it's like perfect for making you miserable.
That's Jinx, let's get a play going.
Uh, can you just stop fucking laughing?
Like, are you high?
Yo, shut your bitch ass up!
Shut your bitch ass up!
Shut your-
What?
Yo.
Oh my god.
Jinxy!
No, no, no, no, I'm-
No, no, no, no, I'm actually gonna beat this guy up.
You're throwing up purpose.
You're throwing up purpose.
Oh, gee.
You have to be throwing up purpose.
You have to.
That's the most impossible energy.
No, you're just going to bend it.
Yo, bro, Zed.
You're just going to bend it.
Zed couldn't even do that if he tried.
Zed couldn't even do that if he tried.
Zed is great.
How did you own gold like that?
Zed is a fantastic and you own gold.
He's saying, fucking your lava.
And he's saying you weren't gold.
Me heard.
Yo, bro, boggles, I want to be clear when I say this.
That was the most impressive own goal I've ever seen in my life.
I'm not even kidding.
That was the most impre-
Oh good, oh good.
Hey, hey, hey, bro, we got a lot of time on the clock.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'd be nice to not be down 2-0.
Oh my god.
Why are you out here, Alex?
Hey, just go in the net.
Oh my god, I'm gonna beat the shit out of him.
Just go in the net!
Go in the net!
Just think it's not hard!
Go in the net!
He just actually just baked and you don't give a fuck because you always think it's about yourself
Instead of saying nice shot hit the ball hit the ball jackass
Passing it to our next
Insults yo hey, yo, no seriously. I have a griefer on my team epic games
I have a guy who is griefing the game
Epic games. How do we get him banned?
I just got a warning asshole. Are you happy?
No, no, are you happy?
When I read the warning Jinxie, I said you'll take ramps.
Why did you bring him into the back of my car on a kickoff?
Probably my ailer gets rolled back, because I genuinely think you're match throwing.
Nice good bump.
I just don't understand why you're so useless on my team.
I'm gonna flick it up. Thank you.
Oh my god.
ah oh that's you you're gonna go in shut the shut the fuck up you're gonna have
to do something hard off nice watch this three minutes let him go to be played
let him go to be played
nice teams be there be there be there be there that's again
oh good oh good oh good oh it's not it's for the hero
boggles wake up and smell the coffee it's for the fucking zero it's not all good
fuck it on boggles no more no more bro just what are in the words no I got
Yeah!
You have me, you're a shh!
Go save Water and do nothing, you dumb fuck!
Hit it, bro!
Nice, be there, be there, be there!
Pass to the middle, pass to the-
Aww, I'm getting dead early!
They sent the black SUVs.
We're down four, but it could be seven.
Always look at the broader sides.
Be there, be there.
Be there, be there!
I'm gonna send you some maps, oh, stream?
I expect you to do the next time we-
Shut up your gold, yo shut up!
MOTHERFUCKER!
Pass, pass, pass.
Oh your gold, like your gold!
Two minutes A, have you ever heard of a comeback story?
Uh, look shoot that, shoot that!
I've plotted it!
Um, yo did you okay? I'm not scared.
One of your penis, bro!
PLOTTER PLUS!
I'm pluttering, I'm pluttering, I'm pluttering, I'm pluttering.
I'm gonna need bit of comms, what the fuck?
Jesus, you're known for yelling, but why the fuck are you muted?
Why the fuck are you muted?
Yo, bro, uh, we don't... Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, bro, Buggles.
Stop vaping, it's gonna help your coughing.
Yo, Buggles, you put R in the word no, bro.
New your mic.
I don't really do it. I say no in the word no, bro.
Wait a minute.
Nice.
Performative arrow faking.
That's you now. You now be there, be there.
Yo, bro, there's an enemy there.
There is a fucking enemy. What do you want me to do, bro? We are literally getting ganked in the ass!
One minute left. Notice how it was Gamer of the Year and not Best Gamer of 2023?
Just hit a flick and a dribble bomb. Can you do something? Can you do something?
Tixie, can you do something? Oh, decides to get demoed.
I don't choose that. I just don't want to get demoed.
Do you need to make better decisions in life?
Go, go, go.
He go, yes.
Yerch, Yerch.
How much skill got required in that one? Zero?
So what type of gaming environment is this?
No, seriously, I've hit a goal
and my sociopathic teammate says
how much skill required in that one is zero.
Yo bro, what type of fucking gaming environment is this?
Legitimately bro.
What is- what am I playing?
Why am I here?
Positive one.
Don't worry, I'll save it. I'll save the game. Don't fucking worry, bro. I'll save the game.
We're gonna- Yo, so now- Oh, so now we're just flipping the script. Yo, nah, fuck this. Let's be a team starting now.
No, let's be a team starting now. He says no.
Drop you and your team. Fuck you and your team. Yo, bonkers.
I'd rather get into a car crash than play another game of Rock League with you.
I'm not gonna die, that's too far, that's too far.
I would rather die than play with you again!
I'd rather fucking die!
You miss the ball every time!
You're worthless!
You're fucking worthless!
Borsas, borsas, back to go!
Hit a flipper he said, take it up the wall!
God, uh, Bernard, give this guy a fucking brain!
Uh, always on a floor for jinx, what the fuck, man?
Oh my God.
We lost yeah, you know that was spouse play apex legends to relax
I can see a forehead bang calm down calm down. Oh, I do rank the plat one
Time is
So boggles
We play Rocket League, we play two's, we play on NA East for two games, you're on 240 ping.
Then, as I'm trying to leave, you say to 1v1, and then you say, put it on West, NAR, NAR, put it on West.
Failing to mention, failing to mention, you get 160 ping on West.
You never once told me that you get 160 ping on West.
Out to be lost through games.
Then we 1v1, you turn into a god.
Then we play juice and you can't hit the ball.
It's my fault, it's my fault, it's my fault,
you can't read a fucking map.
Yo, yo, yo, I live in Australia, I'm no British.
I'm no British.
Stop doing this British accent, tix.
Obviously I'm gonna have Les King on West.
Hey, boggles, I would legitimately rather,
I'm not, yo, listen up, listen up, listen up, listen up.
Bagels, I would legitimately rather get into a flaming, fiery car crash and die than play
another game of profanity with you.
Yeah, but what if I was in the passenger seat?
Then fuck it, let's do it.
Yo Bagels, we're never playing this game again.
Alright, see you next week.
Now I have to get back to Hilo that was inted.
I have to get back to Hilo that was inted.
I have to get back below his engine great bro great
Lark Lark Lark so horror our mods man that guy
Mods let's clean up the chapter today
Okay, so one of them is AFK.
Bro, no fucking way, friend.
All that I'm going to do here is I'm going to pass over the middle.
I'm not jinxing you I'm not jinxing you I know you sound like him
What's your Pete Frank and Zeus?
What the fuck does that mean?
You've never played your placement games in teams ever in your life.
No.
Yo.
Hey!
You know what?
Just throw me in silver.
How have you never been ranked?
How have you never been ranked?
The game's been out for 12 years!
Have you never been rich the game's been out for 12 years?
You sure on Twitch
Hey, good don't fucking
Fuck it's good on me. Yo, hey, hey Johnny Johnny Johnny doing a favorite, bro
Yo, Johnny Johnny listen
Johnny Johnny listen Johnny
Yo Johnny, this game has been out for 12 years, and you've never had a rank in 2.
What the fuck's going on here?
Like actually what the fuck type of bullshit it says?
What the fuck's going on today man?
Johnny where are you?
Click them.
Johnny I'm in that. We got this baby.
I
Know my head says died my bad
So Johnny
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait stop Johnny. I'm in platinum and you're not right. How are we on a team?
I don't know. You'll be faster than me. Oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, we got a comedian here.
We got a comedian.
No, no, no, no, we got a comedian.
I'm black!
I'm black.
No, I'm going to score.
I'm going to score.
I'm going to score.
I'm going to score.
I'm going to score.
What you just did right there, I'm pretty sure it was a goal steal.
Let me see.
Yup.
All right
Hey Johnny, hey Johnny, hey Johnny are you high right now?
I'm lying. Where did the mall get the Vader and then I'm playing against Prime Cristiano Ronaldo great. Where did the mall get the Vader?
How is this? All right, he's got to doing NRG kickoff setups in flat one
Yep, like me. I'm NRG.
Uh, so Johnny, are you unranked or are you an NRG? Which one of you?
Uh, boss. I just haven't ever tested a game in a long time.
So wait Johnny.
Give me that! Don't steal the shot!
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!
What?
When was the last time you played ranked?
Uh, I don't know. I'm playing.
Yo, it's a friend of the Glover, please!
Did I download Evil Rock-a-League?
I mean, what even is this, bro?
Did I download Evil Rock-a-League?
My teammate isn't ranked, and I'm Plat 1.
Like...
Hey, chill.
Hi, chill.
Hi.
Me-ho!
Me-ho!
Me-ho!
I'm on a 3-game losing streak!
I want to die!
No, please I want you to die wait off the wall we just
I
Know don't do that
Hey
What the fuck did you just say to me you little shit?
You know what I mean? Like, look at that scene. I'm doing everything for the squad.
I got it. I got it.
Don't get out of here!
Do you listen, Johnny?
He misses the ball again because it's Johnny and he loves missing the fucking ball.
I got it. Johnny, I'm passing you.
Hey, hey, that's it. That's it.
Oh, shit.
Hey, Johnny, did you like it?
Did you like eat a flower today? Why are you so jolly? We're getting your ass kicked!
Hey, what is it to be hostile about?
We're losing by the WON!
I bumped him. Open that up. I bumped him. Please, escort.
Oh, my God!
Hey, typical. All right. We're gonna get your ass.
you're gonna beat my ass you're gonna be my ass yeah what's your height and
weight what's your height and weight I'm currently six foot and bearing the
pounds for the game no no we're not we're mind against time I call it you're
gonna be in my team okay I'm gonna like you yes I'm not joining your team
bro what we just got our asses handed to us
That's this
Like like like what's this one right here a it's six to one
Four game losing streak or game losing streak Wow. Oh, he was actually on rank. He wasn't getting
My teammate has never been ranked.
I caught him in his first placement game.
I'm literally on, I'm legitimately on evil rockin me.
I'm on evil rockin' me, bro.
I'm about to get on Olavo at this point.
Fucking O and 4.
It's gotta be a joke.
O and 4, bro.
play with one
play with one
how am i going to play with one chat
he doesn't even have ranked unlocked guys
how do you change the song?
press
squishy
i got you
i got you
no the first time i have input please
you press menu
and then you press N
on your keyboard.
High-fives, lit up O'Moggle.
I've been studying the game and I know the tech now.
All you have to do is this, chat.
Chat, all you have to do is this.
That's all you gotta do.
That's all you have to do.
All right, chat, watch this.
Yo, fair warning.
If you plan on queuing O'Moggle today,
Prepare to be brutally fucking mocked. This pimples not really helping me though. This pimples not really helping me
That goes JC
Too easy
It's just a random number generator.
How? Okay, how? Yo, bro, how's that a chat light? Chat light? Chat light? Are we dead
ass? Chat light! Chat light! Why is every- Yo, it's just- Stop fessing me! Shut up! You
You are not a Chad Light! You are not a Chad Light!
Brutalized. I didn't know there was a notification. Brutalized.
Oh my... Dixie.
That's a fake Dixie of mine.
Fake Dixie!
Oh Jinxie is it you?
God damn it. How is he winning? How is he winning? How is he winning?
Jinxie!
Jinxie is it you?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Bro.
Bro, do you know One Shnitzel?
What?
Are you from Germany?
I'm from Germany, bro, yeah.
Do you know One Shnitzel?
I know One Shnitzel, yes.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch that shit.
You're not a Cadlight.
You're not a Cadlight.
Watch that shit, okay?
Hey, hey, hey.
real shut up he spawned in out of nine I'm about to quit this fucking game did
you buy a bundle or something how do you spawn in out of nine like like no no
How does he spawn in at a nine? At a nine? At a nine?
Alright, I'm going no headset. No headset chat.
Maybe we try to smile attack, try to smile attack.
he couldn't compete, okay.
Chad, smile tech, ready?
Smile tech, smile tech, smile tech.
No, it's DC.
Yo, I mean, I've gone against a Chad light every game.
I've gone against a Chad fucking light
every fucking game, bro.
I don't know if every game I'm playing is like evil today.
Everyone's a Chad Light.
Oh my God.
Show your head back. Okay. All right.
watch this watch this no headset tilting head back
He just, okay, all right, all right.
He tapped his phone and then did a shush and went to nine.
What did you buy?
Yo, yo, don't leave.
What'd you buy?
How'd you do that?
How'd you do that, Lewis?
Lewis, Lewis, don't leave.
Oh, oh, juicy.
Okay.
Maybe I'll-
Wait, what do you mean, juicy?
Hold on, Rob, Margie.
I was a big fan, I was a big fan, I was a big fan, I was a big fan, I was a big fan,
Jinxie, Jinxie, I'm on YouTube, I'm on YouTube, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie.
So it's your normie again, my god, how?
Yes, right, yes.
bro that jinxie you you're not real good I'm also a blurry camera and he gets
how does he get a how does he get a fucking eight what type of dog shit is
is this fucking website?
Get ass, bro.
What is this?
Swipe the camera.
I do the camera swipe, I don't do anything.
You're ugly, get over it.
I'm not getting off until I get Chad Light.
I'm not getting off until I get Chad Light, yo.
Move your camera up, okay.
Let's try camera up, you might be right.
You might be cooking.
Jack, camera's up.
Are you guys ready?
Are you guys ready?
First up, Jenny Reddy, put a shirt on you, Mod's been that guy for lack of intelligence.
Where are you guys ready?
Database error.
Nice tits.
Bro, leave me alone, bro.
Look, I'm not getting up
till I get a chat light rating.
I'm not getting up till I get chat light, yo.
Or until database error.
Keep your shirt off every stream, uh, mom's banned that guy.
Your ban, W. Guino.
What do you mean W. Guino?
What the fuck are you typing?
Bro, I just want to win.
I just want to win, bro.
I don't know what to do with it.
Here we go.
Yeah, there we go.
Cameras up, all right.
Oh, James, you're in fucking Mogbro.
Come on.
James, you're in fucking Mogbro.
Oh my God.
right now what the fuck I've lost every type one in chat if you just got milk
maxed I've lost every game that I play I've lost every game that I played this
is legitimately a record wait what what what
Oh, is this okay?
I think I'll work.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Brutal. Brutal.
What?
No, no, what? What? What? How does he win?
SHIT!
WHAAAAT?!
Alright, I got an idea.
No, I got an idea.
Oolani! Oolani!
It's not the real Jamesy fella.
You look like a Mr. James.
You're a nigger.
It's not actual James.
Leonardo DiCaprio Prime.
Let's go. Get fucked on, kid.
Rapid prime now.
Jamesy!
Alright.
This is legitimately the worst website ever.
I'm not even kidding. This is legitimately the worst website I've ever
Jamesy
How did this guy spawn in that chat? How did this guy spawn in that chat?
How did this guy spawn in that chat?
How did this guy spawn in that chat?
Yo, hi guys, I know, there's nothing I can do about it, bro.
B-A-S-S!
My ass!
Oh my god!
James, you never seen this!
Oh! James!
Oh, James, you're actually mom!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my fucking name!
James, you actually love you.
Bro, what you say?
I'm gonna die.
No!
No! James, always to be in deep!
Yo, fake action in deep!
It's not Jinxy, they got it involved, you know what I'm saying?
I don't feel that important back here, man.
All right, I get the impede?
Like what?
Oh, God.
That shit's big, it doesn't stay hard.
Yo, Jinxy.
What's up, bro?
You just got mugged.
Okay, I'll do it, I'll do it too.
Why does he work for everybody else?
He taps his phone and goes to a nine.
You're not a tag bro!
You're not!
My god!
Like what is this site?
So my score goes down when I take off my headset.
Hey, this side's a piece of shit.
This side is a piece of shit, bro.
This side is a piece of fucking shit.
I got it.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
There was a fucking shooting.
Fuck, fuck.
Can we?
Fuck, can we?
Yeah, we can. Easy.
Easy.
I can, I can, I can, I can, I can.
You can, you can.
Somebody ripped ass in this room did y'all hear that someone ripped ass in this room
All right, yeah, sure.
You know what, Ralph?
You know what?
You know what, bro? Sure, sure. Sure, bro.
Fucking... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shhh! Shhh!
Stop lifting your eyebrows, your chat, stop backseat modeling me.
This site's a random number generator and I'm going to prove it because I'm not going
to change anything and then I'm randomly going to get a nine.
I don't know why everybody else gets a nine though when I go.
Guys, that doesn't do anything!
None of it matters!
It's all random!
Eh.
Fuckers!
Jake's there!
Oh my god.
Jake's there!
What?
No, he's right there!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Are you steaming?
What did I say? What did I do?
Do you know what's in your head?
I got my back kit. I got my back kit.
I got brutalized by a fucking cat!
Chat, any advice? Should I try smiling?
What do I do? What do I do? I can't win!
Chat, I can't win!
I can't win! I can't win! I'm not getting off till I get a knife.
You're right. Let me take my room dark. You're fucking right!
I'm turning off all the lights in my room.
If this doesn't work, I quit.
All right chat my room is dark. If this doesn't work I quit.
Hi guys what is this? Hi guys what what is this? Hi guys what is this bro?
Private room.
What is this? What is this?
Who is this?
Oh my God.
Yo, Joe. Yo, Joe Lahn is cheating. Joe Lahn is cheating.
Take it off.
Joe Lahn is cheating.
Five rounds of cheating.
I
Browses cheating eyebrows is cheating get mugged get mugged
What?
What?
Rematch rematch eyebrows is cheating hang on hang on rematch rematch rematch. I'm doing skincare
Eyebrows is cheating eyebrows is cheating save them
Hold on, let me fix my lighting.
Shut up, shut up.
Let me fix my lighting.
Full line is cheating.
Fix your lighting.
Fix your hairline.
McDonald's logo.
You shut this, you shut this, shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Ready?
Yes, yes, yes.
Headset's cheating, headset's cheating.
Breathing is cheating, breathing is cheating, breathing is cheating.
Breathe up, dumbass!
There's no way you smiled like that for photos.
Headset is cheating, headset is cheating. Headset is cheating.
Ray's bugging. Jim C. into this life is genuinely miserable.
Headset is cheating. Headset is cheating.
I just got mugged by boggles.
How about why are you doing this to me here?
I'm going, I'm going.
Yo!
Yo, are we serious?
That's fake, that's fake.
What happened?
Did you get mugged?
It's cheap.
It's cheap.
Wait, I lagged out.
Are we serious?
Yo, are we serious?
That's fake, that's fake.
What happened?
Did you get mugged?
It's cheap.
It's cheap.
Wait, I lagged out.
Are we serious?
We see what is happening
I can't get out of six, I can't get out of six, I can't get out of six guys, oh my god.
Bro, am I actually chopped? Like am I legitimately chopped?
Biter angle, let's unzoom the camera. You know what, you're right.
Unzoom the camera. Oh my god, you're right.
Now we're cooking. Bro, oh my god, I should have just unzoom-
I'm not giving off any of your chatbikes.
I don't want you to be in my head.
You're not real, Jynxie.
This kid is 12.
How's he a chatbite?
Ha ha ha!
You are not Jynxie.
How is he a fucking chatbite?
He's 12!
He's 12!
You're not Jynxie.
No way.
I'm not giving off any of your chatbikes.
I don't want you to be in my head.
I'm not giving off any of your chatbikes.
I'm not getting off of it, I'm not getting off.
I will try every method there is in O'Moggle until I get Chad White.
I'm going to do it on the stream.
Yo, Jixi.
Jixi.
Is this real?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
I got an eight, I got an eight, I got an eight, wait guys, wait, wait, I got an eight, hold
up, it's good.
back up back up back up back up back up heads and off relax face
What is all of that?
What is that?
Jinxie!
What is Jinxie?
What the fuck?
What is Jinxie?
What is it?
What is my score?
What is my score?
What is my score?
What is my hand?
That can't be him.
Jinxie!
Oh, here we go.
Plenty of teeth.
What does that even mean?
What do you mean, plenty of my teeth?
What?
What?
Like that, Chad, like that, like that.
Just like that.
Just like that, just like that, just like that.
higher and further back okay all right hi camera further back if I don't get a
man from this I'm quitting hi guys what is the title say getting models hi guys
what is the title say getting models
There's no way I do this now.
There's no way I do this. I'm not ever going to do this again.
Hi, camera! I'm just pointing down.
Zoom in. No!
Zoom in hella, okay.
Oh my god, we did it.
I'm gonna get charred by it.
We did it.
Now, I'm logging in, oh my god, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's over.
I'm sure it's an empty glass.
It's not a cup.
It's out of 680.
680?
And it's actually.
It's actually what my best friend's doing.
Yo, it's actually 680.
No, I don't think I'll see it.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Oh my god, I figured out what everybody can chat. I got chat like I figured out it was the angle
It's all about the angle
You are similar, bro
You look doing scenes bro don't on scenes
No
Do you say I look Johnny Sam's yo, bro, what the fuck did you just say what?
She said yeah, we got our two highest ratings back-to-back, bro. She said yo, bro stop stop
Guys we're never gonna lose again we're never gonna lose again
Zoom in more, really?
Chad, I think I figured it out.
I told you guys I'm Chad Light, but I knew it.
How to get the camera right?
China is this perfect? We might get a nine now.
It's in the six upside down, that's a nine now.
China might get a nine now. Here we go!
This might don't give up, y'all.
You need plastic surgery. Shut the fuck up, kid.
Shut the fuck up. Zoom in more, bro, even more than this. Are you guys sure?
Going at a wider angle and zooming in is the only thing that worked.
Bro looks like a fat egg. Yo bro, I just got Chad like, fuck up! Guys, I figured it
out, you gotta fix the angle. Your hairline is holding you back, mob's banning. Oh, no,
Let's let these all to be back, bro.
Watch, watch, freedomism.
Watch.
Where should you get a game?
I need to get a game.
I need to get a game.
Go bone smashing.
I'm not gonna go bone smashing, bro.
Bro, chat.
I'm chat like you guys saw right there.
ignore the last hour. I figured it out, bro. I figured it out.
One is calling. One is a top rank and he's calling you.
I will log the fuck out of one pixel.
He has no idea that I've been in the lab.
Brother, I figured out the best angle.
wrong game. Hi guys get me into a game with Elna.
Let me guess, you went to vape?
What do you mind, man?
One, you're so cucked.
One, One, One, One, One, One, One, One, One, One.
You don't even understand, you don't even understand.
One, I have been scheming with my chat how to get the highest O model score ever for the
last hour.
I figured it out and I got you back to back, Chadlight!
Back to back, Chadlight!
Bro, play me.
Did you just say you're gonna get your lamp? Yo, this guy's a try hard. This guy's a try hard
You're gonna get your lamp
You're cooked. You're cooked. You're cooked
Semi-length semi-length. I must get a sin. Yo, only only only you don't understand brother only I got back to back Chad lights
Have you done that yet? Have you done that yet?
Wait, what the hell Chad light is what 8.0?
8.5 and beyond
Okay, um, I'll send you a link or you send me a link
Have my tent of a lake. Oh, hey, are you ready to have a log off?
Yes, I'm good. Yes best of three or best of five
I would say be a three bra. I would say be a three bra. Let's do it
Wait, by the way, by the way, are you done with there? Rocket League for the day or no? I might I might I might dabble
I might dabble
Okay, are you on rocket right now? I was I was I was I was I was wait only are you
Really only only what rank are you?
So squishy set squishy set oh
Like bronze I'm not you and leak bro fuck type of shit is that
Me and league
Wait, oh no, no, I can't, I can't, I can't, because there's an R6 event in like 20 minutes.
You're good, you're good.
I'll tell him, I'll tell him.
But hey, Odey, are you down for me tomorrow?
I'm absolutely down.
Tomorrow we hit League Jinx.
Okay.
Odey, send link, by the way.
Send code, send code, send code.
Code right there.
Enter that, enter that, enter that.
Odey, I'm just warning you.
I'm literally in flow state now.
I'm in flow state.
Let me know when you're drawing.
Mark, run predictions, it's the best of three.
Thanks, I'll be able to chat afterwards.
I'll say bro, chat this all more like I need to do this real quick.
One second.
Are you in?
Are you in?
You can't use the lamp.
You can't use the lamp.
Jack, that's not fair.
This guy, what?
I was meaning to.
What do you mean a conscious lighting?
To hide out my high light.
Bro, bro, it's because I'm going to laugh.
You're like tapping the camera with a lamp.
I'm going to laugh.
I'm going to laugh.
You're like tapping the camera with a lamp like a psychopath. What is that?
All right, okay listen best of three you won the first game
What are those noises?
J-Li!
J-Li!
Yes!
Yes!
Okay, one to one.
8.4?
Right, I told you like, if this is shit, it's in a joke.
Okay, one to one.
8.4?
What?
Right, I told you, like, this shit isn't a joke to me today.
This is not a joke to me, bro.
Remmage.
No.
I
Know please
Yo, I can't like not laugh when this guy's tapping the camera with a fucking lamp
What the fuck is that?
He's having the camera with a lamp
up yo you should yo when I speak look you should be listening bro because I
got some advice how you can fix your chopped ass maybe hit the gym bro I'm
not even joking yo this guy's abusing the lamp tech this guy's abusing fucking
lamp check bro like what type of bullshit is that I get mauled by
yeah oh man what
I'm on here right now just going
and you couldn't have said this about five minutes while you fucking saw 9.1 I'm
I'm turning this game off, no I'm turning this game off.
Yo bro, 9.1, real.
Wait, it's actually Jinxie.
This game's a piece of shit.
No, this game's a piece of fucking shit.
How are you doing this?
Wait, wait, wait, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't,
don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
Help!
Help!
No offense, but my God, what?
State wants to one-on-one you state call me in discord
Wait, when is the R6 real?
Have us we missing it or no, we're not missing it right when I'm missing it when I'm missing it
Yeah, but I'm missing it right we're not missing it
bro bro are you ready to give
Mog?
Yo, hey, hey, hey, steak buddy, buddy, you're not gonna mug me bro.
You don't think so?
You don't think so?
I hit nine.
No, I know you're not going to.
I know you're not going to.
I hit nine all day.
All right, let me send this photo.
I've never actually hit nine.
Save a lie.
Save a lie.
Get a lie.
save a lot.
You are custom 1v1 create a room.
Send it in.
All shade.
Hold up.
I leaked it.
Send it in.
All right.
Your steak best of three or best of five?
How bad do you want to get mobbed?
Best of five.
Best of five.
Best of five.
Best of five.
Best of five.
You had a best of five against steak.
Let's go.
How bad do you want to get mobbed, bro?
versus brother bro come on I'm the better brother we all know it rules no
lamps no lamp tapping you can't use the lamp only use the lamp that was bullshit
no cheating no cheating no cheating I won't do any any weird stuff I'm gonna
just look at the camera
Did you get the code?
Yeah, I'm joining up.
Okay.
Best of luck.
Locked in.
Good luck.
Okay.
What did you install because bro, you did this bro. I'm just mocking it's a very good
facial set state. You did this a mirror. You know, what is this app like bro state when
you walk into public do you go like this yes because how's that a nine I have
facial cemetery running it back run it back bro all right fine it's only one
zero all right except for a match ready up
I'm not gonna play this guy because I'm telling you he paid for some weird shit, oh dude.
I'm not even I didn't even tease it.
I'm just looking at the camera.
I swear to bro swear to God.
What did you buy because bro not a single human being does this and get the knife.
You're not looking at the ceiling.
What is that?
Dude, dude.
Look, okay.
Do you want to know the secret?
You got to lift the chin up.
Lift the chin up.
You got to open your mouth so that you
get more facial symmetry because it measures
horizontal and vertically.
Yeah, bro.
Just like that, just like that.
All right, except the rematch.
Trust me, bro, you have a better score.
So do this right here.
Do this.
Look at this guy.
You got to keep the mouth open,
bro, what are you doing?
You're not even ready to have steak.
You're not even, you're broke.
People in my chat are saying they're almost finished.
Because of me or you.
Swinty-ass little, hit the refresh.
No, no, no, no, no, this guy, did you, he's been, no, he's been number one in the world.
Bro, this guy got three chabs in a row.
I am not lost yet.
Dead ass.
I have not lost yet.
I played this for like an hour yesterday.
It moves once.
It's just a cemetery, dude.
I'm telling you, it's the facial cemetery that I have.
My eyebrows, horizontal lines, you open your mouth a little bit and it's like a mirror image.
You know, there's some dog shit websites out there. This one takes the cake. I'm not even kidding. This one takes the fucking cake
Your chat. This website takes the fucking case
Yeah, bro, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for mocking you that hard, but uh, you know, it's just it's just how it goes
Yeah, I'm about to shove a fucking keyboard in my ass
Sorry for mocking you that hard. He's doing this
I'm going to be on this. He's
getting a nine. What is the
site. What is the site. Played
Joe so you swear to God Joe's on.
Just now I'm gonna ban this
chatter because he's banning it
each time I apologize brother.
But I talk constantly about how
Joe is not even auto-woggle and you guys are radiating him.
I came into a band.
Guys, guys, Joe is not even auto-woggle.
All right, guys, let's react to the trailer.
Let's go.
Look, bro, Chad, if the end of the day,
maybe I don't wobble, guys.
Guys, maybe I don't know.
It's an hour till it starts.
Wait, when does it start?
I thought it starts now.
The show match.
I'm not watching the fucking show match.
When's the reveal?
Is the reveal in 20 minutes?
Reveals at 5.30.
Chat, do you guys like this camera angle?
Chat, do you guys like this camera angle?
Comedy tonight.
Chat, do you like this camera angle?
Got me tonight.
Got me tonight.
Got me tonight.
Yo, chat.
We're doing no more make me laugh get a hundred dollars. Why?
Nobody types their usernames when they do their whispers aren't on and they're like scammer scammer scammer scammer
We're not doing it
No more
I'm a go pee lock it on comedy night y'all
It's on the six upside down, it's on nine up.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Guys, how's it going tonight?
Wow, good.
Pretty good.
Hello, Trinkse, how are you doing man?
Minasukla, what's up bro?
So how many dark moles does it take to change a light bulb?
one if he's from LARPING SPRAININGS.
Yo, uh, this guy's brain is reduced to...
I think he's a...
a...
a...
a kitty...
a...
a fucking...
a bitch.
What's he called a cat?
A cat that walks black.
Black
School penis necklace
Yo, what up, Judy? I'm not gonna lie you look you scan your last time, but it's cool. It's cool guys
Anyway, there are no more payouts in comic night. None. Yeah
Hey, hey, hey scammers scammers scammers
I'm just keeping a buck for you scan your last time. Let's go. Let's go. All right. Uh, anyways
A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
Er, where in the world do Darth Vader do after he goes shopping?
All right, Saki, you're up, bro, Zach, go, go, go.
Zach, go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah, bro.
I'm not going to lie, you should give us a reward, but I'm not going to lie.
my life. No, come on. Me home. Me home. Beta. Nobody, bro, nobody, let me. Okay. Okay.
Where did the shoes go? Wait, where did the shoes go to get the dark baby?
The dark mall. The dark things.
Yo, yo, what's up, bro, do you know who chapter is chapter? Who is chapter chapter fuck up
Yo, Judy
What's up? How you doing?
Last time we played commanding night. You scammed me. You loved my job
I didn't scam there is no more pain. No, you you lost now. No, I lost the last two minutes
You laughed at my joke. Please pay me. I need to pay groceries for my mother and father
Okay, bro. You win. Say your twist. How about paying this guy? I
You know, I
You know loves cheese
Did you type your name? Did you type your name in the twitch chat?
Wait
I like give him extra for the groceries bro
Thank you so much man. Thank you so much
No, not everybody needs grocery money bro, yeah, Jimmy bro, you gotta pay me up to brony my gas money. I'm not gonna lie
I
You know loves cheese got it high-fives pay him
Thank you so much in Seattle. Yeah, of course bro. So what's up, bro?
Goose what's up, dude
Goose what's up
Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, Dingle Dingle. I can always hear you. I can hear you every time
Yep, you were here two minutes ago
Who's there
What guys we're clapping bro come on
Hey Jensie Hydro what's up bro?
I have a joke for you if you want to hear it.
me mom yeah um why didn't the pony not get to go to school who's that a bro why
because he was a little horse I got caught pissing in the pool today the
The life card yelled so loud, I almost fell in.
I don't get it.
Uh, wha, wha, wait.
Uh, why did the blind star fader fall down the wet shelf?
Why?
Because you couldn't see that well.
You know, my last shows are like a thousand dollars.
$1,000 but you have to pay a hundred, okay? Trust this one. If I laugh at this, okay, I'll pay a hundred deal
It's the best joke ever
Why did the water pink baby across the road?
What
To get the me hose sneakers
It's like
No, it's so bad. I like one of our
Fuck you thank you for the
$100 I love it so much and I have a question
Fuck you
Bro I gave you both your ass!
No, no, please, please, please, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My question is, when are you planning on doing the Fortnite tournament?
Guys, why don't we kick this comedy night?
Ding-Ding.
Yo, what's up, camera?
Wait a minute, why did the dog make a quite the world?
Why?
Don't want to give a poor dog to fit.
Hey, Jixi.
Y'all sorry?
What's the difference between Jixi's driveway and the dog mall?
What?
Jixi pulls out of his driveway.
I don't know.
What?
Can you hear me?
Yo Ding-O, we should always hear you!
Oh fuck.
Fuck.
I'm sorry.
You guys can't hear me.
It's the same thing.
It's all just time to have a drink.
Can you fix the hairline, darling, please?
Uh, please.
We got hacklers in here.
heckles in here cool we got fucking heckles
what did the school rate say to the big fan
what?
no no no
what's the rate grade say to the people grade
what?
breathe you fool breathe
because the perfect rate
is holding in his back
he can't breathe
sorry about this
How many how many iron players does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many bro?
Who knows they can't climb the ladder
Nicholas yo, what's up, bro?
Yeah
Nobody calls me that nobody calls me Nicholas, bro
Who?
I don't know man where where does he buy his sneakers
his brain explode what happened so the other day Max got hit by a car startled
by the news I put the car in reverse and hit her again
I mean, how so you you like but it's okay. You don't have to pay me. We can go on a like VR chat date if you want. Instead, take it. Sorry. Yo, hey.
eight
yo what's up yo
you you said that's very long but let's uh let's move on how do you say it
you say it like yorubos yorubos
say it again yor yorubos no bro yorubos yorubos yorubos
What did one hat say to the other?
One hat?
Yes.
What?
You wait here.
I'll go on ahead.
What?
Good on the head
Jinxie I have a joke for you
Which US state has the smallest soft drinks
Rhode Island probably
mini soda
It's such a stupid fan
So first off you should play the Jedi fall in order series and then second
What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
What?
You could get one out with a pitchfork.
I don't get it.
What's happening?
That's actually a really good joke, since I quite fond of T-centre number seven, because it's a great TV.
Really, I'm hoping to get these.
Yo, Dingle, say the fucking joke!
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, fuck.
Why are you gonna be a kid?
I was a little bit above and the barma said, wide-eyed face.
Yo what's good Nicholas?
Yo, hey bro, I don't respond to that.
I'm a bra, I'm a sticky.
Poop, a stick.
Yo, what's good, big pat?
Hold on one second.
Big pat?
Come on, Sierra, tell me a joke.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in a,
in a jar in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
You're near to us. Why were you scumming now bro? Why are we not getting paid?
This motherfucker bro. Guys, what is this shit bro? A debt collecting fucking stream?
Guys, I said we are not doing pays anymore in the company night.
We deserve to be paid for all the money. Y'all don't turn on your whispers and y'all
don't receive the money because y'all have to pay your bills.
Yeah, good morning Scanner!
Hey Scanner! Hey Scanner!
Jinx, we were- we were carved from this.
Bro, you guys say Darth Maul speakers!
Uh, no.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Uh, no.
What's up, bro?
Yo, uh, I need to give my intro one sec.
Yo, this guy Minasukla always thinks that I laugh.
I didn't laugh at shit.
What did the dark mole say to the larping bader?
Yo.
Bro, what?
It's like we are in the tampon springs!
Like, his brain is fried!
His brain is fried!
Like, his brain is fried!
What? What?
You're not gonna catch some funny jokes!
Your jokes, eh? I have a joke, but test that game suggestion first.
Yes, bro, what's up, bulbs?
I know you're playing the last of us, but like,
I know I'm going to start again. You should try it as a resident. What do you think?
Wait, I thought I was just going to say it was a scary thing.
Yeah, but it's like I'll start starting again. Okay.
Anyways, why did Darth Maul buy these tissues?
For Darth Vader.
To go to the Darth Maul.
So Darth Maul bought his shoes to go to the Darth Maul.
Yeah, you can see both new play MLB the show 26
Why is it good?
Yes, bro, it's really fun
Who's the best player in baseball?
Um ever or show a attorney, right?
Show you Tony currently but in the past very bombs. I thought Babe Ruth was the best in the past
No, Babe Ruth was just some fat with larger beast.
You laughed like three times. I deserve that contract.
Hey, Rata. Yo, Rata. My name is not Jidler, bro. Please try that shit again.
Hi, DT.
There you go. What's up, bro?
If I make a lot, we play one-to-one seed instead of the money.
Okay, deal, let's go, lock in.
Because water door.
You won.
Okay.
You, my neighbor, can you see me?
I don't owe you fucking money, Dingleberries, and I can see you.
What did the both-headed millionaire scammer, Larker, say to his Twitch chat?
Does anyone even know what Larker means?
I'm not a death collector.
Yo, like
Larger scammer ball
Tell me I'm gonna go, I'm gonna pull myself
Pull up with a game, you know where the man is
Where they should sit, they ain't gonna shoot
I'm a beast, game with diamond
When you say, baby, this is a big bet
I'll never say, hey, this is a song
But with the money we're running, it's like
Yeah, tell me, give me this stuff
Yeah, shoot up, my girl, it's dropping
Here, baby, the thaw
Tell me, so let the thaw
bro bro did you say it did you say it yo i don't know if he said it or not
yeah bro stop or not
what's up bro
bro did you say the wrong name again bro anyways
how do you say your name in greek bro
bro i told you bro did you forget
Gorgos
What is your name, bro
You're worse your boss your boss
Your boss
Anyways, yo, who's the who's the worst iron in League of Legends?
who you okay good session y'all good fucking session good fucking session y'all good fucking
session yo yo when is the seeds reveal happening when is the seeds reveal
happening bro win
oh chest is yesterday check what is the seats real happening win win win win
win win win win win win win win win
In an hour, Jesus Christ, bro.
Well chat on the bright side, we can get 500 Reel-o.
500 Reel-o, 500 Reel-o.
New Laffy video.
Wait, what?
A new Laffy video?
All right chat.
video. Alright chat. I have to undo this camera because you guys can see my moustache. Okay,
here we go ladies and gentlemen. We like it. 500 you look today. Modular prediction first
game on a main planet, Turkish player, player from Turkey.
Okay, my development is perfect right now.
One thing we need to get into the habit of today, chat, is, is we have to do a
better job of saving time.
We have to be quicker with our moves, especially in the early game.
If I can play absolutely perfect, if I can play absolutely perfect chat, I'll be able
to get 5-0.
5-0 is not R. That's not good, I guess somebody plays there.
Okay, planning to get to Mohammed from Turkey, Lock-In Bro, where he's 11, he's a little
higher than us, that's nothing.
He just hung his rope.
He just hung his rope.
Guys, that means one thing and one thing only, it's going to be a good day of chess.
Bro, he just hung his fucking rope, are you kidding me?
Now we got to make sure that we don't hang anything.
Rogi hung his rook chat.
What a good start to the game, y'all.
I wonder what he's going to try to do to get to my knight.
He can't get to my knight right now.
All right, so what am I going to do?
I didn't see that wow, I did not see that
So I'm we're gonna attack the Queen
We're gonna attack the Queen now is there a world we could what the fuck is he doing?
Is he trying to check Nate me?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Push that up, get that out, all right.
I really wish I didn't push this palm.
He didn't see us attacking his other rook, let's see if he sees this.
He didn't see it.
Bro, this guy has no rook vision.
This guy has no fucking rook vision, chat.
Okay, so here's what's gonna happen.
there's nothing this guy can do if he takes my bishop he loses his night now
what I'm gonna do chat is I'm gonna start attacking his fucking queen is there
way I could do that though me how me how is there a way I could attack his
fucking queen
Okay, he ends up doing the trade now. What side should I take from first game of the day chat is looking absolutely fantabulous
Okay
So what we're gonna do now is we're gonna keep it simple. Okay
We're in no danger. We're in no immediate danger
Let's stack up our ropes
Let's get a little bit of a tackling chat. He decides to do this play right here.
I'm trying to find a way we can win the game right now. I think we just push
palm. Guys, if we push this palm, we now have nothing. We have nothing. We have this which
hangs the. I guess when there's nothing to do chat, you just do a palm storm, right?
I should be pond storming this side, because this is my, um,
he just hung his fucking pond.
Wait, we can start infiltrating.
Yes!
Bro, it's just one thing.
Chess, it's like just popping a pimple, bro.
Once you pop it, you just, what is this guy doing?
Oh, he's trying to bait me.
Trying to bait me.
Bro, wait, hold on.
Chat, I can just win the game.
This is checkmate.
That's checkmate, chat.
That is checkmate.
9.
Wait, no. Wait, wait. If I take...
First game of the day is a dub. Levy made a video called the Jinxie Chest Situation is
crazy. Let's see. Ladies and gentlemen, it's currently May 2000. Ladies and gentlemen,
it's currently May 2026. And for the past two months, I have been on a mission to train
the next superstar of chess. And I am talking about the one and only Jinxie. Jinxie and
I sort of I didn't get my react glasses for this. I didn't get my react glasses playing
chest together in late March, he then went on to win a chest tournament, and right now
he's on the Elo grind.
The tricky thing is, he's also playing a dozen other games, while balancing live streaming
to some 100,000 viewers at any given moment.
I've covered a few of his games on this channel, generally because they are low elo games,
they're chaotic and crazy and funny, but today we're gonna lock in because this man is playing
like a genius right now.
Yes! Yes! I was waiting for this video! Not this blunder bullshit! I was waiting for this!
I'll show you a bunch of games in this video that had over 80% accuracy and hopefully they're
inspiring for the beginners and over 80% accuracy chat. Scripted, glazed, scripted, scripted,
glazed, how much did you pay him? Extra topping glaze, glaze, D1, D1 glaze, glazing, larping
levy. I'm not banned everybody in the chat.
Really, intermediate players that watch this channel, because honestly chess is not like
how it used to be. A 400 elo in 2026 could have been like 900 elo five years ago. The
entire rating ladder is skewing lower because of all of the beginners that are coming into
the game and then you kind of get trapped in low elo because everybody actually has pretty
decent skills. So take a look at these four games that I'm going to show you three games where he
played with the white pieces and then one game where he played with the black pieces. If he watches
this on his channel. Hello. And if I just said hello to nobody, well hello to all of you watching
at home because this is honestly quite impressive. All right. Now obviously at 400 you're still going
to make one move blunders and things are going to be crazy. But Jinxie really likes to play this
set up in the London developing his knight and his bishop and opening doesn't particularly
matter like there's no one size fits all opening at 400 as long as you're developing your pieces
and you have some sort of a plan that's good black here plays the move g5 so what i always
like to tell people and i do have a an educational series on the channel called the slow run where
i slowly go up the rating ladder you kind of have opening checkpoints so this is clearly a violation
of the opening. This is not really how it's supposed to look. So how do you react? Well,
all right, we're going to go here. And black plays the move f5. Now, all right, black is just playing
some kind of ridiculous pawn rush at us, which is normal for beginner level, but there actually is a
concrete threat. And the concrete threat is to play pawn to f4 trapping the bishop. So first,
how do you react to stupid stuff in the opening? The best move is probably e3, just stomping that.
And the other benefit of e3 is that you can get queen to h5 check. Whenever the opponent moves
all the king side pawns early. There's the sneaky diagonal checks on the king that disturb the
equilibrium over there. Anyway, Jinxie plays at 4, so he stops it with the F pawn, which is fine.
Black takes and takes, and then plays Bishop d6. Actually, Black has not played that.
John Stats is one game away from Grandmaster. Say you swear to God! Say you swear to God he's one
One game or one game!
Tell Dots has joint call fast. Tell Dots has joint call fast. I can't miss his Grand Master game.
Tell Dots has joint call fast. I can't miss his Grand Master game.
Grandmaster Game!
Grandmaster Game!
Grandmaster Game!
GenC is like, this is a game for GM, and I'm against a singed jungle. Do you know what it's like?
What is that? No, what is that? Like, wake up, that's... Can you screen share and turn up game volume?
I'm not gonna distract you! I just wanna watch and get into your mind.
Okay. GenC, one win away from GM playing against a singed jungle is like your one win away from winning the World Cup
And the enemy goalie is the disabled kid from the kindergarten. Do you know what I mean?
Sort of wait, Dantez. So if you win this game, you're GM, correct?
Unofficially, yes. What do you mean by unofficially?
So the way it works is that, yeah, so in Master Plus, the way it works is that every day at 3am,
Eastern, so like noon PST, the water updates and everybody that's in the top thousand gets
promoted to grandmaster top 300 gets promoted to challenger and everyone below that gets demoted
so it means that i if i were to like not play at all
no no you're good they're not going to go through
you want me to add a delay i could i could no you're good here
sure all right i'm going to add one
Okay, so the only synergy is starting wrappers this game, which means that he has two options.
The first option is he's going to recamp his red side and then afterwards gang bot.
Second option is he goes wrappers, crux, red, and then full clears the rest of his top side.
So what I'm going to do is how I'm going to actually help my team around that is after
I clear my wrappers, I'm going to clear wrappers and then afterwards I'm going to ping my team
that he could be looking for a gank bot because his 3 cam timer is going to match my 3 cam timer.
So what we're going to do now is we're just going to finish like our wrappers,
I'm just like joining, scouting, whatever it is, it's not good.
And I'm just going to like scout our bot. So with our bot and being under turret right now,
means that 100% guaranteed, the singe is not going to gank bot. So we just saw a singe cross over
here. So he's going to look for a full clear done. So what that tells us automatically is that when
we can toss crab in about a minute, we know for a fact that the singe is going to be on the
the ball crab he's gonna be on the top crab. So let me trade in crabs right now.
So since the cinch is also clearing towards top as well I can do grump
before blue because the thing is that when you do blue first it makes it so
you don't want an out of mana as sacrum on your first clear which is better for
like if you want to like contest the crab but since we won't have to contest the
crab this game because he's passing towards top we're gonna be fine. So now I'm looking
our bot is low top on your diet it is what it is it's fine. So I'm just like
keeping my eyes for now on the Lucian because if that Lucian Gang looks good
after crab I'm gonna look there but I could also look towards mid as well.
Now the one reason why I'm apprehensive about mid-gank is because you know for
fact that Cinge is about to be on top crab so if Cinge goes on top crab and I go
mid then we're probably gonna fight a 2v2 but the thing is that early 2v2
against again Cinge only gets in this year.
Yeah, I understood everything you just said.
Alright, good.
So now what's going to happen is our central insect for kill on the Luxe.
I'm just going to walk up here.
I'm going to hover.
Though this isn't really a play that I could do.
It would be way too far, so I'm just going to end up resunning here.
Yes, sir.
Understood.
Okay.
So now on our first back, what we're going to do is we're going to buy our boots,
and then afterwards we get our Oracle ends here,
and then afterwards we can run out of base
and then look on a top gank.
The reason why I can look on a top gank here
is because my Krugs are still down for about 18 seconds,
so I have a little bit of downtime
where I can look for a small window of opportunity
that doesn't actually impact my full clear timing.
So we're just gonna walk here.
I mean, I want him to like,
turn on the gauge, so I'm gonna sit back for a second,
and now we're gonna go in.
So we're gonna smite his cannon, perfect, just like that,
and then we also try for the kill.
Perfect.
So, we smile about the kill.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to know intuitively that the first time that Sinche did this game was the Raptors, right?
Then afterwards he did like Krugs and then he did RAP.
So we know for a fact that Sinche already cleared his bot side because my Raptor is just spawned and he wasn't active on the map.
So that means one, so now we know for a fact that Sinche is going to be around here.
Or his only look would be the gang fought but doesn't look like he's looking for a gang fought
So what we're gonna do is we're just gonna play for this now
And I'm gonna want to play around this dragon
So I'm just gonna join over here, we're gonna sit there's an opportunity this the Lux isn't really that far ahead
So I'm gonna get it
And I'm gonna look towards bot so the thing is then we bought it's crashing and they're relatively low
So there could be a gang competition there
Mid flash is still up, so I'm going to scroll up here.
It doesn't look like my team pinged anyone's flashes.
So we know for a fact that even if we were to look for a bot gank, nothing would be like down.
So they would have everything.
So now I'm going to do something to look towards mid because I see fights are breaking out.
I'm going to look bot.
Mid gank looks kind of whatever.
Bot gank actually looks more possible than the top than the mid one does.
So now I'm just going to go for this.
And then we're going to try to look for this.
Looking good, that's us.
Yeah, it is, it is.
So I'm going to go in for the Skank.
So unfortunately our disabled piece of shit Bard misses his Q, which is what it is, like
he could have flashed Q'd or would have been a double kill, but instead he decided that
he wanted to wake up this morning and be a failure.
So as a result we don't get any kills, but the crab is spawning.
So what we're going to do now is we're going to play with the crab and then afterwards
Dragon is going to be spawning soon too.
Top end gets solo killed, so now we have one in top, that's really good.
So the reason why getting this crab is super important Jinx is because I wanted to notice
two timers.
The first one is that this is at 21, and the second one is that I'm almost level 6.
So it means that since I have a camp advantage by getting this crab versus the singed, I'm
going to be level 6 with ultimate, he won't be, and I also have my 1000 damage smite,
he doesn't.
So by forcing this dragon, it's not actually a 50-50, it ends up becoming more favorite
for us because we have the advantages on it.
So now we're just going to run through.
Nice, Mira's farming bot, unlucky.
So it looks like the team is still fighting in the center, so they end up getting in the center, so that's good.
Now they just have to do this.
I mean that's, I guess, my fault. I thought the team would be closer, but it is, or it is.
Like I should have just held off and waited.
Okay, so our team doesn't want to finish Dragon. Cool, nice.
NICE!
Alright, good.
So we end up getting one, which is good.
So now I'm going to look top.
So, looking top on this timer, I want to look at the minion wave, Jamesy.
The thing about this minion wave is that it's a big minion wave, and it's close to the turret.
So Olaf is going to want to push this on her turret, so that it dies, right?
So now what we do is we just walk top, we smite the cannon, and then we also get the kill.
Nice! I'm dead!
Nice!
Just like that!
Grandmaster time, bitch!
No more fucking hard-set masters, fucking piece of shit coach anymore, I'm telling you, bro.
Lock in, lock in, lock in. A lot of work left in this match.
Yep.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to talk to our ulti's up in 50 seconds, so what that tells me is that since my ult is up in 50 seconds, it's going to take me about 1 minute to clear all the way top to bot, which means that by the time I get to the dragon we're going to have ult, we're going to have smite, and we're also going to have ghost.
So we're going to have a lot of win conditions up, which will allow us to actually fight this and have a really good fight breakout.
So I'm doing all this, I'm just looking towards this because there's a chance that sinch actually forces a dragon here, so we're going to have to be careful.
So I'm looking at the cinch, he's walking up. This means that he's very likely going to be looking on my wolves
So now I'm going to look at his CS right and the cinch has 56 CS, I have 64
So this is actually giving me a lot of information because it's telling me that there's a very good chance that he didn't clear his top
His topside now. Why do I think he didn't clear his topside?
Simple because we're matched on jungle camps and the first side that he cleared was his bot side
So that's why when I walk into his jungle now all of his camps are up and then we can just take all of this
So we're gonna start off by going his blue then after his blue we're gonna look on his wolves
The reason why we're going blue wolves and to gromp is because if cinch decides to come and fight me
It's a lot easier for me to escape by going for the gromp than it is for me to look for the grot
Then we for me to leave you have a better escape route. Yeah, exactly. Yes. Yes
So now we're hovering over this we know that cinch is probably gonna do dragon
But we have to just say this what it does. So now while I'm doing these crugs. I'm looking towards top
towards top
towards top
Yes, Nuggets!
Bro, I don't know if you can ult through a wall, what?
Yeah, you can.
So now we're going to look here.
You saw how Lucian was walking up?
Yeah.
Okay.
So Lucian was walking up.
The only reason he would ever be doing it is because Sinch is on the dragon.
So we know that in the next 3 seconds, dragon is gone.
So dragon is gone now and we know that the only other play for a singe to go for is invade
my ball side.
So I'm going to ping my ball side and we're going to look.
So now we saw Blitzcrank running through mid, so now I just see it run away.
After what I'm going to do is I'm going to go for a kill here.
Now the reason why I'm doing this is because if I reset right now and I just play for my
ball side cams, I won't actually have consistent folk here because Wolves still need 45 seconds.
So we know that Olaf has no flash and he has no ult, so if I wait in this bush he's
he's gonna fight the clutch, this clutch a fucking retard.
Whatever, it's fine.
We'll just, my clutch count in, cause he engaged early.
I don't know, it can run away.
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna reset,
and then now our camps are gonna be synced
with 20 seconds, right?
So we're gonna be able to easily look for a,
about to top full clear, and then after we switch
our base to full.
Yeah, what if he clung you bad, he engaged to early?
Yeah, so the thing about Kled is that the enemy Olaf's a fucking moron, right?
So if Kled just walks up, the Olaf's going to instantly go in on him.
So instead of us having to fight Olaf here where he can run away, he could have baited
the Olaf into fighting here so that he's way further away from his turret.
You know what I mean?
Got it.
Yes, sir.
That says, you're scary when you're in your games.
You want to see someone call Janksy?
Yeah.
Look at my farm compared to everyone else's.
Hold on.
That's challenging shit, bro.
Yeah, literally.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to put a full clear ward on top.
So I'm looking now at the minimap to find out what my next timer I want to play for is.
So Dragon's down for 3 minutes, we can't play for that.
Blue buff is down for 2 minutes 30, we can't play for that.
Rift held is down for 4 minutes, we can't play for that.
So the only play that we can look for is actually a gank.
So what we're going to do is we're going to look at lane states.
I mean mid laner is pushing in.
in, enemy top laner is pushing in, enemy bot laner is going to be pushing in.
So what we're going to do is, because we're on the same side of the map as our top lane,
we're going to actually look for a top gank here and then afterwards we can look for a
reset and then maybe look on a bot gank too.
So if I can't hold my ult then I'll want to save it, but if not it's not good.
Did you just puke in your mouth there?
Yeah, but it's fine, like I don't want to get distracted.
So now we're just going to reset on the reason why is because the enemy ult isn't locking
up.
So we're going to get our recall off, then afterwards we're going to run the straight bot.
And I have my pickaxe and then the turret too, so I'm just very strong right now.
Okay, so now our ult is up, so I'm going to walk up here.
The enemy is going to look for a dive on the Samira, so I'm going to wait in this bush
so that they don't know what's happening.
And now I just said, I have nothing else to do except just that.
So now the thing is that we saw Singe in the bot side, right?
And we know that botgank isn't...
Ready?
No, I guess that's my bad.
Anyways, so now we're gonna have to do this out of base.
We have a few timers out of respawning.
So the crab is spawning topside, the grump is spawning 30 seconds,
blue buff is spawning, grump is spawning.
So I see that my bard is recalling, right?
calling, right? So what I'm going to do is I'm going to order them around like a slave.
I'm going to say, Bart, you're going to fucking invade this with me and you're going to like
it. So now we ping him like this, right? And the thing is, every support is submissive.
So if you sit there and you're just very commanding with them, then they just like really enjoy
being led around like a dog on a leash. Does that make sense?
Yes. Perfect. So now what we do is we look for the crowd and then our Bart is here. So
I don't give a fuck on this Gromp.
So, Clutter is fighting Olaf.
I'm gonna just, like, look up here.
So, Clutter's probably gonna die.
Now he doesn't die.
So, now we know that this Gromp is up,
we have to fight on this.
And now we just take this in front of the syringe face.
So, now he sits on the couch here while he watches us
take all his fucking juicy jungle camps.
And he knows that there's nothing he can do
to satisfy them the way that I can.
Does that make sense?
Perfect. So now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the blue, and then after the blue we're going to look for top to bottom full clear, and then we look on the dragon.
The reason why it's going to work is because in about 35 seconds the dragon is going to spawn, so because of how fast I know I'm able to clear, we can do it.
So I'm not actually going to use my W on the red buff here, and the reason why is because I want to get it as fast and clear as possible.
So I'm going to use my W to aggro this camp, then we're going to push it out like this,
we're going to smite, and then we just kill them all in one go.
That was cool.
Thanks.
So now we're going to play on this, enemy Lucian is pushing up, so what we can do is we're going
to actually look for a mid play here. So I'm going to be walking up like this.
So there's no play opportunity there, so what we do inside is we just play for a bot side and
then we look on this dragon. So I'm going to use our W again to pre-aggro this.
And then Bloodscrank looks mid, he has some panna in play.
We don't have a Gromp.
So now the problem is that if I walk into this bush, I might actually just end up dying.
But our Cret is cp'ing bot, so all we need is for our Bard to be willing to kill himself
for the greater good of the team.
Now Bard walks in and kills himself, but it's a really good thing.
So the enemy jungler said which means that they probably can't look for the dragon, so I'm going to recall and then spam ping this.
So now what we're going to do is we're just going to start building towards the second
game.
Yep.
Now this is an intense one because the problem is that I'm telling every game of League of
Legends is playing hot potato with the one fucking piece of shit that wants to lose and
unfortunately for us we're the one that caught the potato this game.
Who's the piece of shit?
the one and five Samira.
Wow.
So all flashes and he goes,
and also we get a sell down.
Which is unfortunate.
Because the problem with this game is I need to like,
make crazy plays work, because if I don't,
and I don't like secure the craziest lead ever,
then we just end up losing, right?
So what we're going to do now is we're going to see if we may play on this Herald, right, because the thing is that our team is resetting, the Herald is the next objective up, but now we're just running it down again.
So that's fun.
Yep, yep, no, I'm good.
I took a lot caffeine before, so I'm actually kind of tweaking a little bit, but it's okay. I can like control myself.
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play on these Krugs and then I'm going to look towards this Herald.
So the Herald hasn't been started yet, we know that Alph has nothing.
So I'm going to be looking for some kind of player on top because I know that Alph's pushing in because I saw him on the minimap earlier.
And nothing is here. Cool.
So now if I run towards my Raptors, I don't think there's a chance that they're waiting for me to kill me on there.
And then if we fight a team fight, the problem is that my only real like human being on the team right now is the Kled.
So if I fight outside of where my Kled is, then it's very, very, very bad.
So we're just going to want to clear towards the Kled so we can play off our one human player.
See, your team has one human on it?
Yep, for now. Like, later on the single is going to become a human, but not yet.
Nice. Wait, what?
Nice. Nice little test. Nice, nice, nice. That was huge.
Okay, so now what we do is we back off and then I'm going to play on the enemies red and I'm also going to chuck their
Krugs. So Jinxy. I was going to say there's a tip that you can have. So there's this trinket that you can buy called Oracle Lens,
which actually shows like enemy wards and unseen stuff. And if you want...
Oh, fuck.
Just puking him out again?
Yeah, but it's okay. It's okay. It's good that I took a lot of caffeine earlier.
So now we're going to look for the ruby crystal, double ruby, and then we're going to put
on the longsword because we know a bit of health now.
So now Rift Herald is up, ult is up in like 3 seconds, and we have our ghost sub too.
So what I'm doing is I'm jerking off over here, and the reason why is because if they're
waiting in this bush and they try using a skill shot to hit me, then they're not able
to actually land it because like I'm just like moving in a very weird, cheery way.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay.
So what we're going to do is we're going to back up a little bit.
And now we're just going to leave this hard because the thing is that my team scales very
well, right?
So because of that, what I want to do is like, even if like we have to give an objective,
it doesn't matter because like the end result is that it's going to be better for us long
term.
As long as you don't feed them.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
So now what I'm going to do is I'm going to look towards here and see where I want to
like enter the fight from.
So we see it off is going in.
Nice, that's one kill.
Fucking piece of shit, Bard!
Fucking piece of shit, fucking bastard!
Okay, so now we're just going to look for the rest of the kill.
That's disheartening.
Okay, so now the reason why we add the colon P at the end of Jinxi is that the bar doesn't
feel like we're just like flaming him and he feels like I'm his like friend, you know.
Got it.
Yeah, so we have to look for this fight
This looks like a really bad fight as long as we put on the dragon that's gonna get enough
Dude, I've never seen you this intense before bro. Yeah, no we got this got this
Nice.
So that just fucking blows because the thing is that the reason why I walked to this pit earlier
Was because there was actually an angle for me to ult on the enemies like Lucian and Lux
And we would have instantly won the fight but the problem is that the second that I went for that this singed use an ability
That threw me away from the angle that wanted to go for so it's like literally just because that fucking piece of shit
You saw one ability. We didn't just completely wiped the enemy team and get Baron, but it's okay
It's okay
It's okay because the thing is that it could be worse right like
our 209-80s it could be like two and ten right so it's like it's not as bad as it
could be right Jensie?
it's okay it's great it's great it's great all right how nice they got Baron
that's fucking great oh and then we thought to surrender votes
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the bot side and then afterwards
we can see if we can look towards something mid.
So now the blue buff is up so what we can do is we can just look for the blue and then
And after the blue we can look for maybe like bot side clear or some show.
So the good news is that we have Bard, right?
And what he can do here is he can actually press his ultimate on the turrets and make
it so that the enemy team cannot hit the turrets for like three seconds.
So they shouldn't be able to end as long as Bard presses ult on the turrets right now.
Like this guy needs to kill himself, GenC, like in-game this guy needs to fucking DIE!
They need to die now!
Alright, so now the good news is that I'm respawned and I can just look for this kill.
I'm not sure if I'll be able to kill the other two as well, but...
Are you passing, Jynxie?
No, no, no, it was a sniffle, I was not laughing.
Are you sure?
I swear to God it was a sniffle.
Okay.
Okay, all right. Anyway, so you're gonna play League now.
I'm in it. Well, no, I'm gonna watch the reveal of the new season of Siege and then I'm gonna watch the grand finals, which I have a couple of minutes, but
Yeah, I'll be on later.
Are you, um, you're only two, two wins away from GM now, right?
Yep, we're only two wins away.
Jinx, do you know what it feels like?
Uh, what?
It feels like I just watched a bus full of like kids that I've been tutoring in math for a year
get completely blown up and blown to smithereens. It's like I'm sitting there and I was just sitting there
and I was like getting hyped I was like oh they're going to the grand finals math competition
and then one day we're like going down right we're driving down the highway and then I see off to the side that there's a bazooka
And that bazooka is named Samira Jinxi and then it goes to intend in my fucking game
And then I just see a complete missile launcher being launched, right?
And I just see it battling towards the bus and in the last moments before disaster
I'm just sitting there and I'm like wow this is how it ends, isn't it?
And then everything just descends into chaos and I feel nothing does that make sense?
So you're
You're happy
Jinxie, why the fuck would I be happy if a bus full of kids that I've been doing got blown up?
Are you happy?
It was a snivel.
Well, listen, bro, can I give you a speech?
You always give me speeches. Let me give you one.
Okay, I'm listening.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.
It is a very mean and nasty place.
And I don't care how tough you are.
It will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently.
me if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't
about how hard you can hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving
forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is
done. Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth.
But you gotta be willing to take the hits. And I don't want to see you pointing
You think it's that nobody because of fuck I fucked it up!
Fuck!
I FUCKED IT UP!
I FUCKED IT UP!
I FUCKED IT UP!
I FUCKED IT UP!
I FUCKED IT UP!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Are you listening?
Yep.
It was great just watching. I mean, that was like a privilege.
It's in the time front for you to be your own man and take on the world that you did, but somewhere along the line.
And please, stop being new. You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you're no good.
And with these darn heart, you start looking for something to blame, like a big shadow.
The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.
It's a very mean and nasty place,
and I don't care how tough you are,
it will beat you to your knees
and keep you there permanently if you let it.
You need a new buddy.
It's gonna hit as hard as light.
But it ain't about how hard you hit.
It's about how hard you can get hit
and keep moving forward.
How much you can take,
and keep moving forward.
It's about never stopping Jinxie we got always fucking keep moving forward bro
Yeah
You weren't put on this planet to grow through it.
You weren't put on this planet to get a job.
You weren't even put on this planet to spread positivity into the world like this.
You were put on this planet to be the greatest goddamn jungler in the history of League of Legends.
and you're gonna do it or I will beat the ever-living shit out of you.
Do you understand me?
I understand.
Jinxie, it's like I could have spent all these years trying to find a cure for cancer.
I could have spent all these years helping people.
I could have spent all these years bettering myself and bettering the people around me!
But instead, I chose the noble path.
Instead, I sit in my room for 12 hours a day mindlessly queuing and going again and again and again.
And when I get into it, I make my teammates feel like shit.
And when I perform, I make the enemy team feel like shit.
But that's worth more than a million doctors!
It's worth more than a cure for AIDS!
That, Jinxie, is motivation and pride, and it is priceless!
Yup.
Yup.
Well, Dontess.
All right, I'll see you later. I'm gonna leave you to it
I'm literally gonna be I'm gonna be gone for like three hours, bro
If I come back and you're not
Grandmaster your ass is grass
My ass is grass and you're the fucking lawnmower. You know what I mean? Yes, bro
John says I'm gonna leave you to it, bro. You're two games off Grandmaster be great, bro
Be fucking great. All right, man. I got you, bro
I'll get it done.
I know you will.
I know you will, son.
Now, chat.
I think he's going to lose his mind for that.
I think he's going to lose his mind.
But without further ado, chat, we
got the new reveal of the new R6 season.
Ready, man?
I don't know.
I don't know if this crowd's a fan of that.
We got the new reveal of the new R6 season.
Bye bye change game to R6, let's get it, let's go!
New reveal of the season chat, Locky and okay? Locky and Locky.
Incredible. Thank you, Raza.
Big win here for the USA in our show match,
but we have our season reveal panel,
very importantly, coming up next.
It is Operation System Override,
leading off before we get into our grand final.
We'll be right back.
What do we want chat right 3.0 yes new map yes a new operator we're not getting it but
Yes, we're going to need to be real instead, not mad at it.
What else do we want?
What else do we want chat?
Nightmax.
Yes.
What else do we want chat?
What else do we want?
Console keyboard and mouse, Nerf SMG12, not a bad shout.
Mouse and keyboard on console.
What the fuck are you guys typing?
Jiggle physics.
So, okay, I'm asking what we want in the new season of R6.
And you typed jiggle physics?
Aren't you dead ass?
Jiggle physics.
Ooh, nerf shields.
Oh my God, you took the words out of my mouth.
Henry, think of it with a prime step.
The season reveal should be in a couple of minutes, Jack!
Henry, think of it with a prime step.
D4, think of it with a prime step.
Gonzo thinking about himself,
Brad thinking about him,
Kit thinking about him,
Vex thinking about him,
second is about him,
see what he's going to do.
Somebody said buff shields,
somebody else said more shield ops,
Darth Maul skins.
They're adding a shield nerf operator,
Darth Maul skin collab.
Yo Baldi, when are you streaming?
Jude, I'm three hours into the broadcast,
DIP SHIT!
IQ SKIN, NERF DMRs, Jiggle Physics on Ash.
Brother, that's not a real suggestion.
Sneakers for Nerf Mall.
Make Blackbeard's shield bigger.
We need Dokeby's tits larger.
Moth, permanently banned, Mark.
When is the stream starting?
Luke, we're three hours in.
with the Twitch Prime subscription, Wreason, the chat.
Wreason, the chat.
Quick streaming.
All right.
Chat, I know I don't mention this a lot.
I know I don't mention this a lot, but I love y'all voice chat.
You know, even though all of the trolling in the fucking rage bait 24-7, sometimes the
rage bait comes in at the wrong time.
You gotta get better at reading the room.
Which I do love y'all voice, bro.
Chatting, I do love y'all boys, man.
For real Z's chat.
For real Z's chat.
Like if I wasn't streaming chat, I have no idea what I would be doing.
I don't think I'd be good at anything else.
I wasn't good at school.
I never had a job.
I'm just going to assume I would be absolutely terrible at a job because I'm literally brain
dead.
but streaming is the one thing that I genuinely enjoy doing in my whole life, bro. The one thing
that I genuinely enjoy doing, and because of y'all, I'm able to do that, bro. So thank y'all,
chat. Love y'all boys, bro. Let's hope for a good R6 reveal today. Let's hope for a good R6
announcement because next season we might be doing a little bit of grinding. Bro, rank 3.0 and a new
map Shisa and a new legend division and champion Shisa also chat
games coming soon y'all the games that we are doing soon the games that we are doing soon chat
we're going to call this chat what's the next month jimsy june games
Minecraft hardcore marathon with Ron.
Now chat.
I want to know what y'all's thoughts are on this.
As y'all know Ron is good at Minecraft.
So should we nerf Ron and give him no honor.
If we do that with the stream ever end though, because remember chat I'm brain dead.
dead. If we did that with the stream ever end or would it be a never ending stream?
No too hard. It would never end. Okay good advice. Hardcore Minecraft stream with run.
Chat listen to this one. Y'all would like this one. Call of duty black ops three zombies
East Easter eggs with streamers chat.
Y'all don't even understand, bro.
My chat has been telling me to play Call of Duty,
Black Ops three zombies and Black Ops two zombies
and do Easter eggs on them for multiple years.
I didn't do it because I'm a sack of shit.
In June, we're gonna do it.
Another game we're gonna be playing in June chat,
Star Wars Battlefront two.
Highly requested game.
Highly requested game. I think we're going to do this when I do the Darth Maul cosplay day.
I think we're going to do this when I do the Darth Maul cosplay day. The Darth Maul cosplay day is coming June.
Chat.
What other games? What other games do y'all want to see in June? Now Chat, I called this June, but this is May 29th.
So let's clarify that.
What are the games chat? What other games do y'all want to see in June, bro?
Subnautica 2.
Apex Legends, bro. Guys, I don't think streaming Battle Royale is even remotely possible, bro.
I don't even think I don't even think streaming back out of the way house is possible, bro. Oh, wait, I forgot. Oh my god
last of us
One and two
playthroughs
Chat
This year 2026 we're gonna play a bunch of story games
Because we did read Dead Redemption 2
I love that game, that game changed my life, and y'all love that game.
Last of us one empty playthrough is in June.
I think this is a good start. It's a good start for June Chat.
I think this is a good start, y'all. Good fucking start.
This will be peak. This is going to be May 29th.
Ron, I forgot to say. Me and Ron aren't only doing a hardcore Minecraft marathon together.
I literally got Ron a whole ass setup in my room chat.
I'm for building it.
Ron is gonna be in tarpon springs in my room.
In tarpon springs in my room.
This is gonna be peak.
I don't know if this is gonna be three days long
or a week long.
I honestly don't know.
Call it the black ops three,
zombies, these strikes with streamers.
This is happening in June.
Star Wars Battlefront two.
This is happening in June with a dark mall cosplay.
And the last of us, part one and two play through, baby.
We got basically two marathons coming this month,
boys, and a bunch of other games.
Pink.
Now, chat, without further ado, bro,
I believe the R6 reveal is starting soon.
I believe the R6 reveal is starting soon.
What, infectively, just changes the environment,
changes the little things.
We'll see drastic changes in the meta-competitive league.
The R6 reveal should be happening soon boys.
It's not a game, isn't it, Lex?
It's that you've you've said yourself you've been playing this game for like 10 years.
You've of course been at the top of the top as a competitor.
Chad, do we know what time it is?
Do we know what time it is?
The reveal.
Wait.
They said 530 and it's 528.
They said 530 and it's 528.
So technically two minutes.
technically two minutes y'all.
people working behind the scenes the deaths of the whole team at Ubisoft.
Miho. Miho. Passionate Ignavado, PowerGridder Ignavado, Swindick Ignavado, Nick Ignavado.
Bro, it should be happening in a week, in a day.
Or in a minute, in a minute, in a minute, in a minute, in a minute.
It should be in a minute. No chat? Shouldn't it be in a minute?
Stop warping shut the fuck up. It should be in a minute, right?
Everything's gonna go smoothly
Where are you guys gonna watch this from you're gonna get sat in the crowd like Fox just said it there itself
You can feel the energy you can feel the raw you're gonna get sat down with the fans and take this all in
They must sit down with my parents sit down with the fans have some conversation. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Here we go.
The biggest season of our six ever is being announced in 45 seconds. Here are the things we already know that are coming. Ranked 3.0. We know that's coming. It's confirmed. New map. We know that's coming. We haven't seen the full map yet.
and the Dokeby rework, we know that's coming. Lock in. Let's go. Let's find out everything about
the new season. Lock in, chat! 25 seconds, come on!
Lock in. Here we go. Come on, come on, come on! Come on! Come on, lock in.
if you're watching this on YouTube like and sub or I will touch your bottle in GTX
lock in I have very high expectations very high expectations ridiculous shot
everybody watching online from around the world my name is Joshua Mills creative
director, and I'm here with Christopher Budgen, live content game director.
We've been so excited to get back on stage ever since the 68
petition. When we revealed our year 11 roadmap, the reaction to our plans
really meant a lot. This was incredibly encouraging, and it gave us the reassurance
that we're headed in the right direction. That progress that we started
together continues today as we show you what will unfold in year 11.
Season 2, Operation System Override.
Maximum volume. Lock in.
Operation System Override is the name.
This season, we're introducing Reg 3.0.
Three Masters.
Yes!
Sokabeam.
Yes!
The Calypso Casino Map.
Yes!
But first, let's check in with the state of Rainbow.
The elite organization that started it all
has been reactivated after over two years
are being shut down and it's now led by a six that refuses to stay behind the desk what
let's put them in the ground
So we're not shooting cameras?
Oh
Wait, you didn't know to be that was gonna go to be nice to see you back. I was gonna go to be nice
Your corner
Surrender I see one old man
One old man about to die!
I think you're from the south.
Three from now.
On your south?
Huh?
What if I do it now?
I knew it.
The new dogmae blows up.
The new dogmae explodes.
I knew it!
We're sinking there, Steve.
We trusted each other, and it paid off.
Mondevue for extraction, T1.
Guys, the new Dokobie blows out.
But she can only call one person at a time, I think.
I think we can all agree that's Dokobie like we've never seen her before.
And it's time to bring that energy into the field.
With this remaster, our goal is clear.
We wanted to develop a new angle for her.
for her. An operator harder to master could still impact. Here we go. This is it. This
is the WWE reward.
Then you won't be the last to fail
That's gonna be broken
Well
As you just uh, don't go no longer simply calls the defender's phone her primary ability now pushes malicious codes
to the target's device that can have devastating results if ignored.
We call this the Jago Payload.
This payload is precise, so only one defender can be targeted per attack.
For those familiar with demos, the targeting system is the same.
You can select your individual prey with the ultimate button.
Brother, brother.
Once the payload has been delivered, the target has a choice.
React quickly to disable it, or suffer the consequences,
of which there are a few and none of them are pleasant.
Oh, it does 50 days.
If they don't answer the call, their phone detonates, dealing direct damage, currently tuned to the cost of 40HP.
In addition, they will also lose access to observation tools and some gadgets,
because they no longer have a way to connect to the network for the rest of the round.
This is especially devastating for operators like Maestro and Echo.
Lastly, upon detonation, the phone will leave a small, short-lived area of fire,
which will damage anyone who remains in it.
The whole process completely destroys the phone,
so Dokemead will not be able to hack these destroyed phones either.
We've tweaked how hacking works as well,
and Chris will cover that in just a moment.
With all these changes, we've also shifted her overall pacing.
She now has more charges and faster cooldowns,
but her calls are shorter and can be dismissed more quickly
by the target, meaning every activation matters more.
Wow, that's also reflected in how her hacking ability has evolved.
You can now access drop phones from anywhere, even through walls,
but the intel you gain is temporary.
Again, it's about making the right call at the right moment.
On top of that, DokaBee gets the new tool for direct combat.
The XK23 Assault Rifle, a reliable, versatile option
that gives more diversity in her loadout.
And we're excited to see what you think.
We know that there's been a lot of interest in these changes
and how they would take shape, and we want to clarify that our role with this remaster
needs to be to remain a strong operator. She may require a bit more precision and coordination,
but we want her to remain a valuable pick in the right situations and a force to be reckoned with
and the hands of players who master her kit. That's why we invite you to try her out for yourself
in the Operation System Override Test Server available tomorrow. As always, we'll be keeping
a close eye on your feedback to assess whether she performs as intended. Finally, if you buy
the Battle Pass and you already own Doka B, you'll receive 600 R6 credits at the beginning
of the season. Combined with what you can earn throughout the Battle Pass progression,
that's enough R6 credits to cover your Battle Pass this season. And on top of that, it also includes
two Black Ice packs. What? What? No. Two? Jumping back to our new primary weapon. Bro, I'm going to
It's the 23. This new assault rifle will bring more diversity and Dokibe slowdown with a high damage and decent rate of fire.
It's the perfect tool for mid-range engagements.
Well, Dokibe isn't the only operator getting her hands on it.
Her aura and sense will also have access to this great assault rifle.
And I'll remind you that this new weapon will be issued for free to all players at the season's launch.
Nice, guys. New gun?
It's time to talk about the balancing side of things.
We'll be kicking off this season with a focus on blank watching.
Gridlock will be living up to her name at the start of Operation System Override
by locking down key rotations and forcing would-be ambushers to think
twice before pushing the result. Her track stingers are now more reliable
and more punishing than ever. We've streamlined their employment across
the board making everything faster and more responsive so she can lock down
space with less downtime that's good I like real shift is how defenders must
deal with the utility stepping on a track stinger triggers a full limping
effect for 10 seconds what it's not a bit of damage anymore it's a real
movement penalty what completely compromise a rotation or a fling and
with increased durability from one HP to 35 HP defenders are now forced to
properly clear the traps if they want to save that you can't just first running
through any more. One misstep. I want to say right through the panel and the new map is so bad.
As part of these changes, we've reduced the total number of track stickers down to three,
but each one is significantly more impactful, making Gridlock's area of denial harder to ignore.
Our next operator is someone I mentioned in our last community checkpoint live stream.
It's someone you've all been asking about. The eldest BOSOC sister, Sophia.
In our last patch, we saw a correction to her M762 assault rifle.
This was just one step in a series of changes.
We will be making changes for her incrementally, so we can monitor the impact and performance
of each one.
At the launch of this season, Sophia is receiving her second change.
She will now be a two-speed two-health operator.
Thank God!
reinforcing her flex role
We have the next adjustment for her slot at mid-season this season, so stay tuned for that
We've also made a series of smaller adjustments to a handful of other operators like increasing the range of both pulses cardiac sensor
Not in my these guys
Bones you gotta pop too
emphasis on plank watch
What and we can't talk about plank watch without mentioning nomad who will be receiving two updates
All grips will now be added to her AK74M
And the detection range of her air jabs has also been increased
For the full details of her balancing updates be sure to check out the patch notes on rainbow six calm
No, Matt got a buff in Siege
It's essential the players can compete together wait PC and console and we can't cross inputs whether that's controller
a mouse and keyboard but in a competitive game like Siege fairness is
everything and that's why we drew a clear line if you choose mouse and
keyboard you belong in the PC matchmaking pool there are no shortcuts and
no exceptions
yeah distance we developed mouse trap to detect players who are trying to bypass
the system and to be very clear mouse trap bands have already started and
and our enforcement will continue to ramp up throughout season two.
Now, as we announced at the Six Invitational,
native mouse and keyboard support is coming to console in season two
and will release next season.
Fair play, clear rules, and more updates coming very soon on our channels.
Wow.
Now, who is ready for rank 3.0?
Come on, please be good, please be good, oh my god, please.
Rank 3.0 isn't just the update.
It's the future of competitive Siege.
This is the evolution of our most played playlist,
rebuilt around one clear vision.
Fair matches, clear progression,
and rewards that respect your time.
First, placement matches are back, because every season.
Yeah!
Opportunity to prove yourself.
Thank God!
And they'll now carry more weight.
You'll gain and lose more rank points than a standard match,
so the rank adjusts faster right from the start.
Thank you!
And with the dynamic soft reset, we respect where you finished last season while still
giving you room to earn your place again.
Thank you.
So when the season begins, you're not just playing, you're setting, you're starting rank.
And with the new lighter squad restrictions in place, matchmaking stays fair, competitive
and trustworthy for everyone.
Now, progression.
Rank 3.0 makes your journey easier to understand, more satisfying to climb and better at showing
real improvement because when you win you should feel it and when you lose it
should still feel fair. Rewards are changing in a big way. Instead of
locking most rewards behind the highest rank you reach, rank 3.0 rewards you for
what really matters showing up and playing at your best. Seasonal headgear,
more competitive qualifiers, alpha packs now earn primarily through matches
played not just by how high you climb because improvement comes from time
spent in competition and ranked now finally respects that and when it comes
to your rank progress this next one matters there's no more hidden MMR your
skill is your rank and there you are
thank god pushing even further we're introducing legend division and season
three to create that dedicated space for the most committed and competitive
players in Siege. Planned for a mid-season kickoff, one of the requirements of Legend
Division will be that players have a rank history. This means that all players must
have achieved above Platinum in Season 2, so be sure to put in that work now if you
want to play with the best later. This is a major first step in how we're refocusing
ranked around the core competitive experience. Rank 3.0 is about trust. It's about motivation
and it's about making every match matter,
and we can't wait for you to jump in.
Wow!
Rank 3.0 is more precise, more rewarding,
and built with your feedback in mind.
So of course, we'll be closely monitoring your reactions
at launch, and please do not hesitate to share
your feedback on our 6-Ticks.
If you want to dive a little deeper into the details
of our new system, we highly recommend checking out
our Rank 3.0 explainer video, which will be released
when the season launches.
With all the new features and updates we're delivering as part of our new content cadence,
we're also rolling out new ways to keep you up to date.
Earlier, I mentioned our community chuckling livestreams.
On the last one, we talked about the Rank Map rotations and the mid-season patch.
And going forward, these will be a great way to stay in the know,
and they'll be broadcasted on our channels.
Speaking of new features, one of this season's new features is rotating trial operators.
This feature allows you to get access to operators you may not own yet.
So you can try them out and see if they fit into your play style.
At the launch of year 11, season 2, three attackers and three defenders will be available.
They are Solid Snake, Maverick, Ace, Frost, Aruni and Clash.
Every week another set of six operators will rotate in and so on.
Operation System Override is the season of competition.
where the stakes are high with the rollout of rank 3.0,
but we can't talk about competition without mentioning eSports,
especially here at the Salt Lake City Major.
As we announced at the Six Invitational,
we're introducing Tier 1 team pages directly in the eSports tab.
You can now explore dedicated pages for top teams with stats like
KD, Kost, and more all available in-game.
This is all about bringing you the competitive scene closer
and putting everything you need right at your fingertips
inside the game itself.
Now, as we do every season,
we're continuing to modernize our maps.
This time, we're updating the Emerald Plains,
Canal, and Outback.
But today, we're also excited to spotlight something special.
This season, we're bringing back a legendary map
from the Rainbow Six franchise, Calypso Casino.
Yes! Yes!
Oh, my God, oh, my God. Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Everybody shut up.
Open up.
Mesa-Z, Exterior Grease on the panel.
Ooh, the kebabar.
Cigar room.
Aquarium, oh that looks beautiful.
Bach.
Bedding.
Blackjack, oh my god.
Poker, I love Poker.
Roulette, never played it.
Oh yeah.
There's a basement on this map too.
Oh yeah.
There's a basement on this map too.
I'll cover you that never played it
Yeah
There's a basement on this map to three defenders side of the
Roll this map looks so pretty oh my god
God, it looks like that!
June 2nd!
That map looks beautiful, bro! Oh my God!
I'll be honest, it looks amazing. For longtime fans, you'll spot some familiar references,
and as always, we've hidden a few Easter eggs for you to discover.
To give your first guided tour through this map, we've got not one, but two very special guests.
Because trust me, there's a lot to cover
They'll take the next five minutes to break it all down for you
So pay close attention
It might just give you an edge when the map drops at seasons launch back, but please welcome our love of designer
Dominique Dillon and our latest e-sports comedy one of the best analysts on this game Alphama
A piece of Rainbow Six histories coming back
Killipso Casino takes direct inspiration from Rainbow Six Vegas, a game and setting that
a lot of players still remember.
But this is not a remake.
This map captures the spirit of Vegas' purpose spills through modern Siege, designed to be
fun and quick play, stand strong in rank, and host the highest level of play, eSports.
There are a few things you'll notice right from the prep base that make Killipso Casino
stand out.
Multi-story vertical drone vents open up navigation paths and intel gathering strategies as Jones
can move quickly from the third floor all the way to the basement.
And speaking of basement, even outside the building, positioning matters.
A fall in the wrong spot can take you out instantly.
Verticality is at the core of Siege, and Kalypso Casino fully leaves in twos.
Attackers can spawn below the map and repel all the way up to the rooftop, bringing back
that to Rainbow Six Vegas feel right from the start of the round.
If you want to stay quiet, there are stealthy ways to get in.
The crane gives you access to the lobby with less noise, letting you set up before defenders
can react, but it goes both ways. On defense, you can control the lobby, be your large open
space that you can set up as an ambush to win away attackers. Once inside, the lobby
becomes a key battleground. The double staircase connects two facing mezzanines opening new
rotation paths and pressure points. It's a contested space, key for defender flanks while
giving attackers direct access to objectives. Now, let's take a moment and sit back and
appreciate the aesthetic touches that make this the classic issue.
The basement is all security. Vault, servers, CCTV, cold lighting, controlled spaces.
The first floor is the heart of it. Poker, roulette, blackjack. Warmer tones are Deco-style.
This is where you come to make money or lose it. Then the second floor is for the high
rollers. Lounge spaces, a more relaxed atmosphere, even warmer lighting. A different kind of
vibe. Throughout every women's hallway, this map is a built for competition. Clear pushes,
admitted plays, no easy way out.
You pick a plan, you commit to it.
And if it works, you gain the advantage.
But if it doesn't, you pay for it.
It all adds up to more controlled fights,
more meaningful decisions, and a map
where understanding the layout gives you a real edge.
Delta Casino is where the classic Vegas DNA
needs modern seats.
Wow.
I'm familiar at first glance, but I'm
built to test how you play at every level.
Now let's take a more tactical look.
Alpacet over to Alphama are 2026 eSports
commendation winner to bring down different ways to approach the map.
Thank you very much Dominic and honestly I could talk about this map for hours
but I only have a few minutes so let's focus on the most important stuff and
let's focus on my favorite bomb site and at his basement because I really think
you can extend and actually deny all of the entry points following these
positions. You can have a player here play towards VIP trying to deny the entry
point on the double wall, get a players in weapon holding towards these green
stairs, they can help each other, the same player can help the player holding
yellow side with the doorway and with also the staircase.
And also you can have a player towards lockers
that can help his teammates towards Volt.
And you will see Volt is very important in this bomb site.
There is not a lot of vertical play here.
Only on this side of the bomb site,
on the other side though, it's fully reinforced
and Volt is connected directly to it.
So you need to reinforce these two walls, electrify them
because they're directly accessible from outside.
And it's the same story for the top floor bomb site.
Because if you extend into kitchen,
you will see that these two walls,
They need to be reinforced in the entry-fied, because also they are accessible from the outer balcony.
It can this time have an extent towards Paris' time maybe to protect the trick with a denarii, with a throne setup.
And all the way on the other side towards Poul, you can extend towards Aqours, with a smoke playing with a shotgun, for example, to hold the staircase.
But also because that's the same player, and then go towards his corridor here, and with pit holes cover directly the entry to the one side, to Poul's doorway.
Now, for the ground floor, you'll see that most of the defense is from holding up top with vertical play,
maybe with the soul is denying the plant, maybe with the balls, with the valkyrie, with C4s.
And if we switch to attack, the map has been laid out in a way that you always have a safe entry point.
On basements, your buck can rappel here, for example, and upon the soft wall for you.
If you go onto the ground floor, you can open the main door at the same time.
And all the way on the backside of the building, same story here, you can get into registration office.
There's not a lot of cover for defenders.
And if you move up top, it's the similar story, but even better, you have this huge outer balcony
with access with multiple doorways, multiple windows to the bomb site, or here to Tequila on
one side of the map. And the same balcony actually connects all the way around on the same floor
to a double window. And if you go into that window, you have direct access to pool,
the bomb site of the top floor. Now look at this main lobby and one player raffling upside down.
And this is my final gift to you. If you go outside and wrap all of that crane that's standing
outside of the building you're gonna get a crazy view on the map but also you're
gonna get a rappel upside down and that rappel goes directly into main lobby
now that's the first one you have a second one in the middle of the main
lobby not only a second one you have a third one all the way on the left side of
the main lobby three different rappels that you can take to contest anyone
that sounds pretty attack or side of things they could confirm
this map has a lot to offer whether it be for the attackers with safe entry points
whether it be for roamers for heavy roamers and C4s and vertical play in my
opinion it has a great competitive viability not only in ranked but also at pro level now back
to you chris and josh for the rest of the panel it looks good boy
thanks vaman leo for your very useful insights on this iconic brand new map here it is a recap of
of operation system. Wow. Ranked 3.0, Calypso Casino, the new
Dokobiri Master, and much more. You've got to. Join us when the
season launches on June 2nd.
Now, before we kick off the grid, I'm proud of him, bro. We have one
more special guest who would like to announce something quite
important. What? Is that? Oh, no. What's up, Salt Lake? It's
It's Bodo, your current MVP of Rainbow Sixie, and I bet you're wondering, what could I possibly be doing on this screen?
I'm gonna have something really crazy to announce if they don't throw me out here.
Check this out.
That is so sexy.
What?
It's pretty sick.
That is so fucking sexy.
Oh my god, it's on Vigil 2?
me all for that is so good a little bit more when that bundle drops I'm just
saying but on behalf of the Siege team we want to thank you for your incredible
support Siege isn't just a game it's a legacy that we built together and we're
fully committed to making it better every single day with that it's time for
Siege competition and it's absolute best let's all get ready for the grand
final of the Salt Lake City Major.
Mods are predictions.
Shopify or Belding versus Dark Zero?
Everyone come down for a second.
What do you got?
We did, we missed something.
Classic.
Okay.
We just got word that the Esports team has something they want to show you.
So let's take a look.
Thank you.
Hello there.
My name is Nicholas Morton.
But you know me as Pingu.
Today, I'm going to teach you how to win a major
and become just as good as I am.
First, close your eyes and start taking deep breaths.
The path to success is a hard one, but you have to keep walking.
Some people, they see an obstacle, but I see the destination.
Die into the ocean of calls.
Here, in that silence, nothing can stop you.
Niyaki-ji-san, Niyaki-ji-yo.
Enderton?
Niyaki-ji-go.
What are you doing here?
I want to go to the next station.
Let's go home.
In Japan?
I'm coming
Get your tickets now get your tickets right now can we get Junete right? Yeah, Junete that was a tough video
Well chat, what do y'all think are a new
What do y'all think are a new season
Jinxie, I'm stiff. What do you mean you're stiff, bro? What do you mean you're stiff, bro?
Chad, I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm very proud of them, Chad. I'm very proud of them, bro.
Dokeabee looks. I thought at first Dokeabee insta kills you. The fact that it does 40 damage makes it
It's like it's a balance, but shout out.
I almost feel like the thing is, bro,
with the Doke and Be rework,
it's almost like more annoying if you're being targeted,
but it's less annoying for your teammates.
But like dude, the only problem with the Doke and Be rework
is in one of the ones that is AIDS, like that's AIDS.
Because if you think about it,
they're designing an operator for 5D5, right?
Which means like, Doe could be targets one person,
it doesn't target four.
But under one V one, she literally could just target
the guy she's one V one, broken, for one V one.
But who cares, she just fack that game, who gets fack?
Second, new map looks absolutely beautiful.
It is a big map.
So like, sometimes big maps can be aids,
but I just don't see it, bro.
The map looks too nice.
The map just looks sick.
Um, attacking could be easy on the up top sites with all the buck, like fucking propelling angles and shitty for showing us, but, um,
downstairs looks good. But bro, let's be honest, the best thing about the season, it's just ranked 3.0 dude.
Like, I'm all for updating the little tweaks and shit like that, but the main thing people care about is ranked 3.0, and it looks beautiful.
play some matches are back, which is sick.
They start you off on half of the elo of whatever you gained last season, which is sick.
A champ is never going to play a copper.
It also didn't make any sense to have everybody start at copper, that shit is just dumb.
You play your play some matches, if you do well, you get a high rank and you go, you
go, you go.
Peak, bro.
Very exciting, bro.
Super duper excited, man, seriously.
But yeah, bro.
Exciting, bro.
Season looks good.
good. Probably their best season ever. Mainly because of rank 3.0. New map does look beautiful too.
Clock it. Clock it. But yes, bro. Looking good, chat. Looking good. And now we're about to start
Grand Finals. Mods, run predictions. Spoint versus Dark Zero. Let's go!
Wow!
Shotfire about to inverse Dark Zero.
Let's fucking go.
Run predictions, y'all.
Lake City!
I'm gonna go pee.
Be out of pee!
American!
Be out of pee!
Dark Zero versus Shopify Rebellion for the trophy.
And it is after this bridge.