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the
city where once upon a time
the mines beneath these
mountains turned dreams into
millions. Those brave enough
to step into the darkness
could either return as a
legend or with nothing. And
this weekend the tunnels
here tell a similar tale.
Eight teams arrived. Six of
their dreams shattered and their likes turned out.
It's gotta be back.
For our remaining final two teams, there's only one life that they're still chasing.
And it's right here.
Will's Point win the Major.
Will's Point win the Major, baby.
The Rainbow Six Siege Salt Lake City Major.
Here we go!
Shout, I'm not late, the stream raaaaaached!
I'M NOT LATE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
All American grandfine-
I'm not late, the fucking stream crashed!
Cart, thank you for di-
YouTube
BAAAARRAAAAIT!
Guys, I've been back live on YouTube for six minutes now.
Yeah, quote-unquote, crashed.
Yo, chat, why would I intentionally end my stream
and then immediately go back live after?
What would be the point of that?
If you can explain that to me, I'll pull my wiener out
right now, unshaved.
And a grand final on home soil, but both of these teams are so deserving to be in the-
Yeah, high-bives axel the end of it.
Seem them a kickoff, and even to start off, as you'll see, they are on a new level-
Look, baby, what is going on? What?
I mean, for both of these teams, they face adversity throughout the inception of their teams.
They've wanted to make it to this moment, time after time. They've struggled to make it.
So what happened, uh, High Vides was ending his stream on Toolkit and then it ended my stream.
Which I honestly don't even know why, because I'm pretty sure we have separate Toolkit servers.
But honestly, I don't know the answer to anything when it comes to IRL Toolkit.
It's like reading fucking hieroglyphics. I can't do it. I don't know.
King's deceiving in action and he is-
All I know is that it barely works.
I mean, we're gonna talk about the obvious look at DarkZero beating FaZe, the two-time invitational champ.
Something that so many people doubted dark zero to be able to do they got up on that stage
They took dark zero to their best two maps and stop them making it to the grand finals
As for SR at the end of the day they BG to now chat
Spoiler they went to who's winning this Shopify rebellion and spoiler dark zero. I'm going Shopify rebellion and spoilt in map five
77 match point
read it read what read what read what join dump dance I'm watching the grand
finals and both of these teams I know are more than excited to begin no chat
how do we do this stop telling me what to fucking do and grab a popcorn
Fuck!
Oh dear, we're looking back at pictures from the Six Invitational 2020.
Two familiar faces, ten foes here tonight.
Chocolate-lick-a-bird, it's your one, Peter-lick-a-bird, the prime self.
Maider of the Marvin Springs.
Barrage.
And cloth where they had to be cut, and that cloth has now been sewn on brand new jerseys.
And they are going to be the ones that are going to be leading their team to the glory,
to the SLC championship title.
But again, we have to look at the counterparts here and they should respect one another at the end of the day because again
They have fought tooth and nail to get here. I mean you couldn't write a better script
Canadian bringing bolts on to his team winning a hammer best of five baby. Let's go
I gel stay here. Good. You want dark disciple?
We want him to sign the other way. So I'm now to thank you. I want a stage that they've been dying to get to this point
And at the end of the day if you're Canadian, we are about to hit 100,000
I'm making it to events. It's holy shit. That is fucking insane legacy folks is trying to start his legacy
It starts here boy. It's like this. Yeah, you've seen him for such a long time
And he is looking at the bombing good in this regard. Yeah, he absolutely is. I mean here's his place
If we haven't seen him on the main stage in quite some time. Yes, he's really thinking about it
Oh Nick they convert to your one and that's a good bottle
Thanks world, thank you for the prime tones. You think of it a photo ogee apples make a bit of follow
We're streaming streak of my life. Okay, let's fucking go split like to see it skirt skirt with the prime sub dark
Besides what the gift itself absorb with the prime stuff
No, you're with the prime stuff real game with the follow suction. Thank you for the follow. I didn't think about it
I think it's about it
Why is sinna calling me sinna what is up sinna
You know, I just needed a little bit of a pep talk
because you know, I'm going through my arsonist arc.
You said yesterday, right?
And isn't it your words that Canadian
has the worst KDs of any pro league player in years.
But KD doesn't matter if you wanna be good at the game,
right?
Anybody can be good at the game
with a strong shit KD, is that not your words?
No, I said KD doesn't matter
when you play the objective as well as Canadian does.
That's what I said.
Now, Sina, in your case,
KD matters.
Okay, so suddenly now KD matters,
but what if I just played the objective?
What if I get clashed every time
I sit in the corner just like Canadian does
and I have the con and then I miss my shots and die?
I'm watching my gameplay.
I should do that.
Miha.
Okay, Senna, first off, we gotta figure out how to drone.
Look, Canadians been playing this game for 11 years, Senna.
You've been playing for 11 minutes, okay?
This game, it's not some like bubbly, sweet,
bubblegum, lollipop land game.
This is a brutal and vicious game,
and Canadians mastered it at the highest level.
Listen, all I'm hearing, okay,
is that you're from Larkin Springs,
Larkin Larkin, Segora, and Gotham.
god damn it yo chat what's this new lark bullshit I've dumped 30,000 hours of my
life into this game 30,000 hours that I'm never gonna get back bro and I'm
getting called a fucking larper for explaining the game I'm not lark lark
lark so whore that's not even a name that's a steamy crock of shit I'm not
I'm not LARP, LARP, LARP, it's a war, bro.
LARPing has been someone who's pretending
to be something that they're not.
Kid involved lying on social media.
Yeah, sure, sure.
What are the maps today?
We got Night Haven Labs, Saturday Bank,
Cafe Dostoyevsky, and we have a map five on there.
Everybody put your hand on your wiener
and start tugging it at a medium pace
as long as you're 18 plus and consensual.
Here we go chat.
Grand Finals will exploit when his first major
in three or four years, I believe.
Three or four years, y'all.
Please, stole it away, dropping 21,
where we highlighted in that series 21 and one.
I'm looking forward to see what that looks like.
But again, when you're doing this domestic, done.
I'm already doing it.
I'm already jerking off.
I'm already doing it.
Already there, almost there.
Stop larping, larp, larp, larp, sarho.
Okay, larping.
Jinxie does it stink.
How do I mute the larper bottom left?
Darth Larper.
I'm on my fifth goon of the day.
Stop yapping.
Put a socket.
Jinxie, stay still.
I'm almost finished.
Don't move.
I'm almost finished.
Chill, guys.
Can you ask them to pause the tournament?
I'm at work.
Yo, bro.
They're not gonna pause the fucking major
because door at work.
That's not how life works.
If that was the case, nothing would ever start
because someone would always be at work.
Can you mute the stream?
How do you mute the streamer?
Call Tom Clancy and get him to start it.
Bro, I'm pretty sure Tom Clancy passed away years ago.
Rest in peace, get it out.
The large mall.
Yo, guys, throwing the word mall into something
isn't, it's not funny, bro.
Rainy thinking about the prime sub,
Quasical thinking about the prime sub,
Ashley thinking about the prime sub.
Jack, who in this chat?
Who in this chat thinks Floyd is gonna win?
Who in this chat thinks Floyd is gonna lose?
Tightening the chat that he's gonna win,
not me and the chat that he's gonna lose.
F Blaze thinking about it's your one.
Win is Minecraft, Blaze, it's May 29th.
Million stable Rondale Dingle
are doing a hardcore Minecraft marathon
where we cannot get off Minecraft
until we beat the game.
If any of us die at any given point in time for any given reason in time, we have to fully reset the entire marathon and we keep on going until we meet the game.
Vito, thank you for the time, Vito. Appreciate it.
Jack, if you're already subbed, appreciate you. Enjoy the jikestar, but don't act.
Spoigt wins this every day.
Pre-5 year stream, Suckie Duckie with the 10 gifted.
Sup Skiddyp-eddyp-eddyp-eddyp-eddyp-eddyp.
She yelts. Suckie Duckie thinking of the 10 gifted.
Appreciate you.
Go for it. Salt Lake City.
You want Dark Zero to win?
Yeah!
That's my pick.
Alright, and for me, the resilience resides within Shopify Rebellion, so for me, it's hands down, gotta be my boys on Shopify Rebellion.
YAAAHHH! YAAAHHH!
See?
This whole-
Stop ignoring me, Garping Gary.
You're chat, what is Garping Gary?
Are you guys just mashing your fucking keyboard?
What is Garping Gary?
What the fuck does that even mean?
What does that mean, y'all?
You little dick-nick. Hey, Jinxie, revive jerkmate.
Mod's time out puffy for the rest of 2026.
We'll be seeing him in 2027.
Ask for...
What did he say? I couldn't see the sign.
Just love a good show. I think what I'm expecting is...
See you in a class, boy! I'll get you!
Listen, by the way, chat. No sperm cells in the crowd.
No sperm cells, please.
If you're in the crowd, no sperm cells. Thank you.
Thank you. You meet the curvature one. Tell them to reschedule the tournament. I'm jerking off
Yo, Jinxie happy birthday
Appreciate that man. My birthday is literally not for another six months and the final
Many different records on the line can Troy Canadian find himself two major titles and two sixes
Yo, like, hey, hey, bro, brother, brother, what did I just get done saying?
Is he actively sniping?
Look at the fucking smile on his face.
Brother, what did I just get done saying, buddy?
Is this guy in the fucking stream or what?
Can Kino be the first player to get back-to-back major wins with two separate teams?
So here's what we're gonna do you guys
All right now let's hear it for Shopify Rebellion
We are gonna turn off the lights once again and now major help to get there
We're gonna count down five and then this place is gonna go dark
We're gonna get quiet and this thing is going to begin here. We go five four three two
one
There's darkness
Phil Salt Palace once again
You can do better than that
We can't see it but we can hear you Salt Lake City
Out of all the teams that ventured into the dark, only two.
Yo, security, remove this guy from the crowd.
Security, remove this guy from the crowd, and bro, I'm 5'11", 160.
I'm not fat!
Of the Salt Lake City Major, let's bring out our two talk teams.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie a little bit, I'm 5'10".
You're kind of fat don't lie.
What's there to lie about bro?
Yo bro, I'm statistically why is it talking?
Yo bro, bring that shit back to Losis Street please.
I'm statistically skinny, chap.
I'm 5'10", 160 pounds.
I'm legitimately known as a skinny guy.
I'm skinny.
I'm very skinny.
No, zero, fear.
They already turned the world champion's lights out
and have silverware in their sight.
Racing casual with the five gifted subskin.
She's gonna raise the casual, they could drive different.
You're huge.
Look at sports jawline. That is the jawline of a player who's playing.
Rebels with a cause.
They've found a fire we've not seen from them ever before.
And they're here to extinguish one final threat.
It's Shopify Rebellion!
Is Canadian, Canadian? What the fuck do you think?
Chat. It's about context clues, y'all.
What the fuck do you think?
Would he name himself Canadian if he was from fucking Texas?
Probably not.
Is Canadian, Canadian?
Somebody ask something of substance here or we're cutting off this fucking stream.
The fuck do you think?
I've already discussed it on the desk.
Tri, bolts.
I just want to know what you want to say to each other fast.
Yeah, I mean, I don't really have much to say today.
I just, I know it's going to be a good match.
Me and my guys are going to play hard,
and I have a lot of respect for these guys and Troy,
so that's really it.
Same goes here.
One of my favorite teams of all time,
one of my best friends in life.
I got nothing but respect.
I know that he's a competitor.
I know I'm a competitor.
I know we're going to have to have a match,
and it's as simple as that.
You've got your fans here.
You've got your fans here.
What do you want to say to them?
Um, just get loud, man.
I know they got...
I know they have some big content.
Nothing like an eSports event without an awkward interview.
You know, I feel like we're those guys, so...
Troy, what do you want to say to your fans?
Just thank you.
yesterday genuinely brought to you as my husband I yeah I'm excited to be here I'm
not gonna take this for granted I know the wrestling guys aren't either we're
so excited let's get fucking line let's have a great fucking match yeah he got
chrome hearts on who has chrome heart what the fuck are you typing bro what
are you typing none of them have chrome hearts what now you as a crowd have
been phenomenal all weekends but we haven't done stop pausing our pause as
much as I want so let's let everybody in the vicinity know how loud we can get
Salt Lake City if you are ready for your grand final
I
Have I put a sock in I've I put a sock in
Will's boys win his first ever major
For second second second sorry second
The players are ready. The
Guardian. Is that me? Yeah.
Thank you so very much. It was
four long years ago on the other
coast of this country that we saw
the last North American versus
North American derby and it was
one of these orgs that won it and
one of these men who won it but
they're on different sides of the
now and in fact this is just our third all NA derby we got to go all the way
back to continuum versus eternity in 2017 how many of you here watch the first
six invitational
Cap they're larping Troy's team has won larping single one of these NA versus
NA matchup on you larper larping you're larping
I'm gonna say he's larping.
He's larping.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up.
That all NA finals, it has gone the distance.
A full three map back at the first SI.
A full five maps in Charlotte.
Here we go.
I can promise you one thing.
Night Haven Labs.
One of the best maps in the game.
Night Haven Labs! No time being wasted whatsoever!
The good people of Salt Lake City seem to-
You're larping about LARP right now. Yo, bro, just fight me.
Legitimate. Let's just fight, bro. As long as Rating
Pras and Consensual, let's get some boxing gloves and let's fight.
You're larping about LARP. Like, are you fucking brain dead?
That is gonna go home happy. It's a lot closer than I thought it would be.
Yeah, no doubt partners definitely feels like a fan from both teams have come out to support
It's not just the players coaches. It's the organizations behind these teams as well
So much blood sweat and tears have been put into these two rosters just to make it here
Shopify rebellion, of course months and months of making roster moves have not been
Don't know why the chats type in the sunny moment
brutal loss, but now they've made it to a grand finals in dark zero
It's been a dark couple of years for that organization
But a big rebuild start of this season has come through and this team is looking deadlier than ever
I know that it's been said on broadcast many times the tagline for this major darkness is your ally
Well, it's in the name dark zero and they have been in that darkness
They are hoping that the light at the end of the tunnel is coming in a hurry
I think it's fair to say that both of these organizations have had a series of struggles over the last year dark zero obviously
A couple years back, let's just talk about it, made the move to get rid of kids.
Alright, so he types dark is zero and your response is Darth Maul.
Can you scan your brain?
No, legitimately.
Get your brain scanned, bro, because it might actually be a rock.
Is that enough for dark zero to overcome this hurdle?
Dark zero.
Just the second major in the order to...
Dark fucking zero!
Are you guys dead ass?
why not bring in the guy who trained under Canadian Jinxie I have a
presentation on Thursday any tips get the smart kid to do it and then take all
the credit for it very long times and those teams for those players have
shared a team but man you know how deep the history run yo Jinxie ignore the
love first-time chatter I'm not let's scroll it up and just cross-band this
this guy. Yo, Jinxie, ignore the love. Larkruna Stewart, Nikolarp Stewart. Okay.
Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go.
Here on Nighthander.
Jesse, we didn't really get to talk a lot about this map pool, but you being the numbers
guy can dive into it. Shao-Lei has been a statement map.
They're running on a key standard.
We'll be played. We know that the first three maps we'll see usage, whether we
with a re-end on there, that is, that remains to be seen.
But, Shao-Rae, Knight Havenlap,
these are the two maps for these two teams.
Yeah, 100%, every board to be able to
start off with one of the star office.
Boy, it's my time to earn engagement.
I'm in 3-0 this season beating one of 30 EDG
and Enterprise last two,
over the last couple of weeks here in Utah.
So they've got quite a bit of experience.
Now that means the Vaude advantage
goes a little bit over.
Mods, ban the words, LARPIN, SPRAINES.
Just ban them all together.
This shit's unbearable.
Thank you.
reference when we cast it come on Nighthater Labs long ago which is that you get a bit of
breaks posed and if you don't change we are good no is a comfortable map for you they might have a
good read on it maybe jay not know is a good read on it as he picks off the very first player
and gets kill number one in what will be a long series serve a bit disconnected for the team
is there that's okay because the answer back comes through this boy immediate trade from nj are
though members continue to favorite easy the man they call the mayor it was in charlotte where he
He won his very first major teaming with Canadian on that dark zero squad.
He's looking to go two for two.
He's a bit of a roller coaster when it comes to the 4th scenario, mid-eight on the clock.
And his numbers are real nasty.
He runs into Ambien.
Why are you beating Ambien?
Ambien, you're dead!
And we go back to a 3v3 with just over a minute to go.
Got a big frag coming out there, of course.
Ambien engine.
Queen to E6 check.
Hi, guys.
I'm pretty sure this guy's watching the Levy video from like two hours ago.
Just ban him for lack of intelligence.
As well now we got 60 seconds left for three players. We're watching Brody!
I like this position. What are you saying?
They've got really good soft reach of course with ambi so existing on the ram
They'll know where a couple of these players are at but watch out for some of these tricks
Faults on the pulse, Kino on the thorn. There are some tricks up the sleeve of dark zero that could really put a thorn in the side of this attack
They've got that. Take space here and walk up to our side.
We're gonna go on to the twitch drone to gain some more information.
Maybe have one boogie ram left.
Supposed to be tricky.
Training after the master of Canadian.
No
Oh my god
If this guy wins this I'll get an ass tattoo
Vamo Bora carajo, vamo Bora carajo. That's what the fuck I'm talking about sisters
Let's go race start to the game with a little sneaky they go storage for their first site
They play that pulse down below, but it was perfectly read by a star that night yourself and falls could have been a
I'm not kidding. Every beverage on my table is completely empty.
Besides this fragment of coffee left.
It's 11 plus 60 seconds to go for-
Move camera. I'm gonna make myself clear to you.
This isn't some like bullshit where you just bark orders at me.
Yo girl, I'm done. I'm fucking, fully fucking done.
Stop barking orders at me. I'm not a fucking dog.
Throw a please on the end of it. Throw a please on the end of it.
Throw a please on the end of it. Throw a please on- high fives don't, don't, high fives don't.
The team continues to frag, everything is going well for shopper by rebellion at that
point.
The boy is crowned a major champion in Berlin, back in his very first stage of competitive
Rainbow Six.
He ended that...
Why stop after that?
...of 108.
He enters this fight...
No, but chat seriously, stop telling me what to do, legitimately.
What?
You forgot the clear camp, also.
When you take that interaction, top lane, the gank, you have to hold Q, bro.
Gontas isn't telling you about this.
You have to hold Q, bro.
Gontas isn't telling you about this.
You have to hold Q, bro.
You have to hold Q, bro.
You have to hold Q, bro.
God doesn't tell you about this.
You have to hold Q.
We're watching a siege tournament!
Kick off, he actually had one fewer kill, but 30 more deaths.
So far more efficiency here and it really doesn't...
What are you gonna build up the drone on, James?
He's gonna start to work main body here.
But she's gonna be on a little bit of a work roll here.
He's gonna look for a bomber.
Potentially four dedicated support players
The Larva Mall! The Larva Mall! Yo bros, scan your fucking brain. I'm not kidding, there's
gonna be a rock in there. I'm not kidding bro.
Bro, Slarping as a caster, I have 30,000 hours on the game. I will literally sock you directly
in the face I'm not kidding I have 30,000 hours on the game does look like the rebellion
want to clear out some of these rumors before they go for their executes newers a little bit solo
here at the top of their stairs to see the logic bombs you were gonna walk off but it's not the
opportunity to buy some valuable information if you watch the reveal panel that went on right
before this goodbye to the doggity you know in love I have a feeling what's gonna happen
here is Andy's gonna walk into the breach and try to make a play with the doggity at
gets me 12 team trophy sitting between these two teams
it's been a good run for that Korean operator but a new look is never a bad
5v5 they really haven't actually committed to this roam clear parker
they're okay with there still being some defenders up above they can maybe try to
sneak a plant in under some smokes or some other utility it's boy inside a
cafeteria there's blur just on the other side of this wall who told you to
talk I don't know bro myself I didn't know I needed to ask for
Permission from you fucking Tyler. I don't know. I didn't know what you asked for permission
I didn't know bro information here
logic bombs will go off
You know we'll be known for the time being second rounder of dark zero will strike first
Newers Canadian ambitrade's it right back. There's the plan. I was talking about
His keynote in a position where he needs to be new for the essence chain
I know by no response
Not happy
Nice
Let's get out of here, this is what I'm talking about.
I told y'all boys, when I saw Shopify Rebellion and Dark Zero, I said to myself, this boy's
taking this one home, gotta, this boy's taking this one home.
Don't give him space off it.
Volker, if you want to ban the fucking Ram, they're in going as solid as we can, but
I'm sick of doing this.
We're just giving him space, let him take our ass.
If they side-ice it, what's our plan?
Go flow down and bite them on it.
Especially like before they even do it like when they are clear enough that almost get more aggressive around here
Like don't let them just poke around for free and keep poking around and going to what they want to do
Yeah
So it's our like there goes the Megersons. Yes, try to bring around porting source for it. Let's go supply base then
After that kind of read it as you know supply goes. I think you go back they say you could also eat me
Jack the coach is mad
Mads punch Bob angry SpongeBob
Yo run the mirror
Run the mirror I can run the mirror
Striker
Deeper
Striker
Striker
Striker
I'm what?
Okay, the play base, you go Azami.
You run the mirror book?
Coach call out, not ninsing words.
Okay, so I have a five second delay,
so we're five seconds behind right now.
So what's gonna happen is I'm gonna reset the stream.
Let me make myself clear.
I'm gonna stop the stream, I'm gonna add a delay,
and then what's gonna happen
is the screen's gonna go blue.
I'm not dead, I didn't die,
a card didn't explode in my house.
Fly high, rest in peace. A car exploded his house. Call the police. It was so real. Fly
low. You are dead. Rest in peace, Larksy.
I'm gonna get a bottle of water. I'll be gone for 30 seconds. I'm not dead because I'm
I'm gone. I'm just gonna get in the water.
I was so happy for the coach of MAD, Bobby, and a huge moment in his life.
Why are people already tightly dressed for me?
How about you wrap this around, you know?
see that I've been noticing is rebellion have been exceptional with their drone
work this is something that was very evident round number one it is carried
on here now and I don't know if we're gonna see any changes from dark suit
to deal with this they do have a mute but I mean sometimes that's just not
enough it's a completely different setup coming through from dark sphere
they're playing the same bomb site is round number one notably three round
deep and we have not been to top floor at night Haven lab very unusual
but with this there's that brand that was potentially gonna get banned
after round three already being used by ambi hunting for an angle finds njr but
not the head so it's not good enough that's uh we can use biblical terms that's um well
i guess david wants so that's david versus david okay fighting to see which one of
them will come out ahead njr and ambi is the showdown that so many of us have wanted for much of
this event and right now ambi is winning a great ambly 3-0 the good start for the youngster
and he's actually in position to break the major kill record this oh miss shots coming
coming out from Newers, they're also a fantastic aggressive player from BZ who's been
watching us for this event. Now the last thing is coming out though, they realize they need to get this
caught for control in a little bit too long, Parker, and they're not happy with the 5v5, so in comes the Calvary.
Bit of trepidation for Bambi as he now vaults on over, logic bomb goes off. Rebellion looking to
capitalize off this information, they've been held off the sports sheet early, knock this round.
Ambien Rexon strike for two, that gives Canadian an opening, spoits on the board as well.
Everybody firing on all cylinders, surf now on the board, give it to Canadian and it's a team ace.
He does get the defuse kit down.
Darkzero left just up to Foltz who's come up at the end and more than we can count.
There goes Spoit. No flawless round will be had for the Rebellion, but everything else is working in their favor.
The Ram, a hindrance for them, still hurting them in the post plan as time runs down.
Foltz, what do you do in this position? Well, you tie to Ambi, that's it.
Ambi 5-0 to start this contest and Jesse I did say Ambi is in striking distance of uses his major kill record
Yeah, that's exactly right Parker after this phenomenal start. You're right
Solotov easy to get them mixed up of course played on the same team for so long but
Domination from SR and you're right. Ambi kills 5-0 on this first map
Total
Jeez, and if this game continues the way it has been, if we get a quick 3-0 for SR, there might not be time for it,
but it's only a matter of time before Daisy starts striking back.
You've gotta get a credit to SRW, how to dominate by looking at these early games, despite not getting the opening pick?
How often do you hear about, talk about the conversion rate of those entries?
Hi guys, it's LARPing. My death. I didn't die. Okay?
I'm you I'm just gonna throw the word LARP into any random sentence and act
into like hi-fives I'm not gay yo yo yo hi-fives I'm not gay I'm not a ghost I'm
not a ghost flying around hi-fives stop there's gonna be one jackass yo yo
hi-fives stop stop stop now there's gonna be jackasses talking about my
death for the next three hours. Enough, hide mind. It's like I can still hear his
voice. Rest in peace. Fly high, Larpo. Rest in peace. Okay. Was that necessary? Was
that necessary? Rest in peace. Seriously. Ghost jigsie. Jitty is a victim. His
death was great. I would miss his bald head. Rest in peace, Gary. Fly low. Gone
but will be forgotten. Okay. Seriously. Wow. Wow. Really bro. Gone but will be forgotten.
I hope he never comes back. Rest easy in the mall and he spelled it MAUL.
I believe it was Rexon in that last round who got that first drag, so hunting for it once more, but this is a classic set up from BZ.
He's got the clash at the top of these lobby stairs. Canadian knows this position well.
Boom!
Master.
So fat.
It's oven baked chips. I'm not fat.
Foltz saw those bullets whizz by as he was being hunted down by two players on that top floor.
It was a bit of a rough go of it, and I mean, Foltz is not the guy that you expect to be racking up kills.
No.
It's the Canadian of Dark Zero.
But, if you're in that position, he almost went for it, and if you lose that duel, that's devastating for Jean's team.
You know where Mainland's on top floor, but he's still far from this meeting area that SR have control over.
They're working to burn you without the random fighting good opportunities, but no friends yet.
917s.
And just patrolling these openings, keep a barrier that's not usually used for horizontal coverage, but will have to be here.
Oh, it's a miss inputs! How does J90 kill faults? That is such a blunt-
And that was a missing putt. No you calm down. It was a missing putt.
Yeah, yeah obviously this is a big stage. They get to find their first round. They're feeling the pressure early here in Salt Lake City.
They've got a couple of opportunities for them to pull this one back again. Kino, waiting on the flank for the perfect moment.
But everybody on S.R. remains alive. They can keep somebody watching that flank for the same time they hit the site.
They put Kino in clutch or kick positions many many times and kick unfortunately has happened.
On all three of them, there goes ambi-canadian as well. Suddenly, Darko striking.
wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute what is the life
and jr and newer's been checking their positions
what is the life hat now with not a lot of time left
you're in the block bag you're in the magic advantage
dmr of surfer retreats back toward the site at the heart
you see his dip right there you see his dip
rex and yet to die ambi was in that same boat but the boat sunk
so what can you do when you're staring down the wrong
nice rex and collecting newer's
wait they gotta work out the sky above no
No!
One B two for rex is what can you do in this scenario.
I don't know how I feel about this one.
The views are going down.
I'm kidding.
They will easily find him and there's NJR to get his third GZ's finally on the board.
Does your belly hang over your penis?
We are watching a Rainbow Six Siege Grand Finals right now, and you're asking me brain
dead shit like that.
Dab from Ambi early in that round and then of course ending with a Nitro too.
This teamkills right onto Faults rest in discomfort.
Eng as well.
Fault is the tournament and team kills so far, Salt Lake City he has two coming into
these grand finals, nobody else is going to see that just yet so I'm sure it's
intentional but you know it does lead to a little bit of chaos maybe in a db call
it might directly win this round they're on the board and I mean we
speculate that nerves could be the culprit here Jesse but it's actually
SR who has way less experience competing on this stage J9O's first event
ever was on that Astralis team that made the Charlotte major finals and J.R.
winning a major in Charlotte. Faults of course a world champion Kino winning a
major before this is maybe uncharted territory for newers in callout but
But if you look on the side of rebellion, it is very, very different.
I even call it was coaching that straws team back at Charlotte.
That's right.
I almost forgot that.
There's so much experience across both of these teams, but also so many heartbreaks,
so many frustrations over the last couple of years in.
Jed, you know when Canadians say it's, it's, it's, do you guys know what I'm talking about?
Is there any Canadians in the chat?
If you're Canadian right now, say out.
It's gonna say, you're gonna say it like eight, most of the time.
We're to tie this half again, three, three on my uneven labs.
That's bare minimum on the defense.
You want to be rocking things up, especially off the top of the line.
It's gonna be so good.
That's not LARPing, shut up.
We'll have to earn it.
Now you guys are typing out, yo guys, I was saying to say out.
Keep your thoughts to yourself.
Yo, chicken tendies put a sock in it.
Deceptive?
It's deceptive, but SRF spotted it out early.
They're taking a lot of map control.
You know one thing I noticed about today's stream chat?
Bulbas isn't in the chat the last couple of hours.
Thank God.
Thank God.
That lion's scan, it's only J9O's attention.
Dude, maybe he's taking a shower or something.
Salt?
Newers was spotted by a drone and is now
looking for some safety over by J9O.
He doesn't find it.
That's a trick.
Nice point.
On the side of rebellion.
Throw it.
DZ looks lost.
Quickly, still two minutes to go in the round.
This is quite the leg up.
Poor Shopify.
DZ looks lost, Brown.
Massey from DZ, you can't be afforded.
When did the final start?
Open your eyes!
Jack, should I order Chipotle or Taco Bell?
Or should I get a salad because I'm a fat chef?
NJR's got a good read on it. He has to watch the window. He has to watch the rotate and
the door frames are three different areas. Yes, that's not a response.
But this, I think Rickson might have an idea, Jesse.
Yeah, they do have some kind of an idea. A little loss on the clash looking down
when he had to look horizontal. It's a freebie for Richie now up to seven and
one.
I'm putting more pressure on NJR.
And NJR has to get active here. Another for Rickson. What a triumph.
is getting worse for the rebellion.
Rexon whose name has seemingly come up the least.
Sport will shut that one down.
Canadian mid plant and back to business for SR as they go back by three.
This has been a shocking part for the party that busy it's struggled so much here.
Like they're blustered.
It's not like it's one they never play.
Two matches so.
Bro chat.
Most important question I've ever asked you guys.
Most important question I've ever asked y'all.
Chipotle or Taco Bell?
Answer now or forever, hold your peace.
Salad, fuck you, we don't care.
Salad, order a salad, bad ass.
Nobody cares.
Me, what does that mean?
What does me mean?
You want me to eat you?
mods permanently banned him for lack of intelligence who the fuck is calling me
Louisiana bro fuck off oh my god i could get chilies fuck
should i get the chilies boneless wings now let me get chipotle
but the last time i got a chipotle burrito it ruined my stomach maybe that was because of all the
Okay, so.
All right, I'm blocking this kid.
Yo bro, do me a favor and go fuck yourself.
Thank you, bro.
What should I order, chat?
What should I order?
Chat Taco Bell?
Yo, hi Viz.
Hi Viz, I have an eight all stream.
I don't look anything like that.
Hi Viz, hi Viz.
You should start.
Uh, boss can we ban that guy.
Appreciate it.
You should start.
What?
No shields played in this entire first half by shopper by rebellion either.
That is a minor change up for this team.
If you think you're a bit over it's the best you're to be fair they don't play
I'm gonna get you a bonus win sapping in the facture
But it is still abnormal to not see it at all
You did the 6-7 hand thing by the way
I know
Ooh, the chicken bacon ranch quesadilla
No, let me go
Why it's a little strange not to see it
Favouring the yin, this was not a brand new opt for Canadian
But we haven't really seen it since April
Since the kickoff when S.R. played this not domestically
So you're gonna have to go a little bit back in your brain if you're easy
I got bonus wins in chicken and steak fajitas
Okay, I just got chicken and steak, but he does because bonus wings is O.D.
$30!
He is on the board, NJR will hit the deck.
Newer...
First paint compliment stare to Ambi as Rexon knows there's one behind that deployable shield.
This is a good read for NJR, they've lost Keto to Canadian.
Time for the mayor to pop on up.
He's got the Mollucy right by his side. J9O will get Rexon in the cross.
And it's Ambi and Canadian. Ambi's still alive but he's 1-8 speed, this round looks like it's over.
Small ego peaked by J9O and that ego is well earned and leaves Canadian.
All lonesome upstairs dark zero hoping to salvage this first half with a four two
Two of course is the best you're gonna get and frankly it looks like we're screaming in that direction
Bolts will get the kill round number one ended with canadian killing bolts
Round number six ending with bolts killing canadian a nice book end to the first half, but it's is canadian canadian
I don't know if you're trolling, but some idiot asked that earlier yo brown. What the fuck do you think?
Would he name himself Canadian if he was from fucking Texas?
No, he's Canadian, bro.
for the clash itself so you don't really need to wait for it.
I think he wouldn't do what we talked about, but I don't think he would.
He's pretty standard.
I mean we could just run the...
Yo Chat.
That's true, get the tools, get the weed ball, then we have the ace for intervals.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get more and promise to just get creative.
Chat, has anybody in this chat ever experienced hammeroid?
Question.
They were so pumped up to play fucking Night Aven today.
Yeah, we get this first one, bro.
You get this first one, bro.
This is a brutal mob.
That's not used as a nice little mob.
That's a point.
Feel a lot of that.
Yes, Jinxy. It's amazing.
Essentially clears. One was a split. One was a full clear.
For this, it's essentially going to be they can bring a shield through fish, walk down with them like a sledge.
Ace is going to open up the wall and then look to go raptor.
Deimos can go mud, but he's Deimos, so he might float around in that area in general.
Doka B can go lobby or he can go 90 window. Okay, so I think the biggest thing to just keep in mind there for basement
Is it is it is likely they are gonna clear you the other way?
They would clear is they flip the shield to lobby with ace over. This is exactly what I would say
Okay, now I'm larger
If he opens the wall that is the guy who's go above and then don't give me is gonna go fish side
So just be aware of that kitchen. They basically do a horrid. They'll bring the ram above
They like to put a black beard or any kind of shield outside the 91 does so they might double up there and have a shield
I ordered chicken fajitas y'all pretty good pick right chicken fajitas with yellow rice. It's not fried
It's grilled. This is kind of a unexpected victory getting just two rounds
They knew that SR were coming into this of course it did and if they can shit
That's literally something a skinny guy would do round wins
They think they got a chance to pull this one back and call it set it
Even if they don't win on night Haven they didn't come into the series expecting to they're treating it. Oh chat
By the way, let's do a little contest up heat. Let's do it throughout this entire best of mine. He was one win off of
GM an hour ago. Let's see where he's at now
He's up to wins off
Beta beta miho miho beta
They've been around the block the best two coaches, domestic coaches, I think you could
save in North America over the last couple of years, there's no real debate about that
one.
Jinxie, E7 is checkmate.
Brother man, are you watching an old bot?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, dude.
We're watching an R6 tournament right now.
E7 is checkmate.
Jesse's just here to make an ass.
All right, all right.
They hired me for my hot damn start.
Also, Jeff, you know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
All right, all right.
Also, Chats, none of your checkmates are ever correct.
You guys are literally idiots.
I watch back the bots of my chess matches and go to the chat.
Y'all are fucking dumb.
Half of your guys' checkmates brunder a queen, you idiot.
I wanna focus it on this class once again.
Call it specifically.
Says you.
You think they would go for these fans that are anti-
Okay, you're lucky, you guys.
You didn't expect to know my cap.
I'm not gonna die.
Once I get to 400ilo, or 500ilo,
You guys have to show a little bit of respect because I was out of her. You know, I didn't quite make it to that one
Unfortunately, baby invite just in show open time, but uh take the glasses off
I was gonna take them off but because you told me to take them off put it in right back right back up
Thing this IT wall closed the impact goes out first to stop that exothermic and the last
Crisis averted Canadian walks back a little bit decent timing by dark zero now to get that wall open in the jostling that the rebellion
We're doing the whole shorts didn't even really say God. You're not playing. What does that mean?
What the fuck is that supposed to me?
Thank God, I'm not playing
That's pretty much impossible.
Yeah.
Oh, a vault in.
That's what you're seldom miss.
Rex in the leadoff pick, and now it's Kino disoriented over
by Fisch, completely blind man.
Nice, guys.
Looking good for Absorbs.
Canadian didn't get either of those picks,
but he is responsible for at least one of them.
Now it's DZ on their back foot.
They were able to close the gap with that final round
in the first half.
Jinxie, you reverse Mogg, what does that mean?
If they're gonna do that,
they've got some serious work to be done in the final minute.
I feel like things have not gone to plan here
on the side of easy, now that a two-man disadvantage
is swimming and caught up by these gas pipes,
gonna slow things down even further.
They're hoping for a swing to come through,
but it's unlikely that anybody will bite
on J9O holding that E-box window.
Newer is on the fish stage,
hoping for a bit of a sneaky frag.
Newer seems to make the blank shot.
Is he gonna hit?
Yeah, I'm a little worried.
Now the Dreadmines up though, they're gonna see her and if he starts to walk through.
It's been activated, the snake of Neur's now making his presence known, shooting through the wall.
Darkseer is stalling out entirely, Jesse. 30 seconds of gone buying has been very limited movement.
Neur's existing over on this fish side, and it's been so long, he'll walk up, take dry engagements with the F2.
You can easily kill multiple players!
He misses the opportunity, Ambi with the takedown, spotted on the board as well.
And it's Andy to give a flawless win in the first round of half two, the Rebellion 2.
Chat, asking for a friend, how many days are in May?
Not of me.
Streak, where DZ had been flawless.
Show us your search history.
Uh, well, one, I don't goon anymore.
One, I don't goon anymore, so there's nothing on there.
Two, no, dude, I'm not going to show you my search history.
That's so weird and invasive.
Chad how many days are in May 31
Clash is focused on by calling time
they said they had a plan for it
I assume that was something to do with
the factor playing on the roof
but whatever the game plan was for
dark zero was not able to come to
fruition SR very confident on that
top floor site made a road chat
to clash I'm just saying map one is
looking good for two-point here
map one's looking good hitting on
identical scorelines 10 kills two
deaths bro assist they are
Yo chat, is it crazy to say that Ambi's major performance could go down as the greatest major performance in the history of R6?
Is that crazy to say it? Yes, I wasn't even done with my sentence.
That's not crazy to say, chat. That's not crazy to say.
That's a shut down and there is just not enough reserve to deal with here
Things could change you like to say it. There's two ads of each map, but DARKZ you are running out of time
Yeah, no doubt about that easy you need to change the game plan a little bit
They've already burned their attack time all back after round number two
So they will have no more lifelines
Even if we do head into overtime
They won't get a chance to talk with call it unless super decides to call his attack time over
S.R. But he has no plans of doing any of the such because they're up five two
They're comfy and as far as the storage bomb site goes man, this is very similar to the last site
And I was gonna say an added benefit of banning the no-manitape town
You're a zombie of rafters can play so much freer as well. So it's not just a harsh counter
It has a reverberation across this entire map. So rebellion know that grown man watching a game
How's that a rose bro? How?
important they're so powerful to keep these walls closed and teams just do
not like to play up against that very common bands coming out here oh and the
oh you know you know Jalen's feeling good when he decides to go for an ego
peak on the IT wall and then he just zapped the drones they won't know he's
there that's the 11th rep and he's so good oh my God we go around and round
11-11 on the kills make a wish it's SR who have been dominating now throughout this map. They are so close to map points.
They just need to find three more frags in Canadian. We'll continue to make this more difficult, surface-warnered Aquino, and it's just J9O and false to hold it down.
If this continues through this series, this might be a quick one for the Rebellion. DZ not looking like themselves.
Hail Mary through the wall. J9O will find Ambi. Could kick-start some offense that DZ is so desperate to find.
He is so desperate to find
The clash still on the board two gas casters in pockets
Faults taking some damage there, but his position also given away
Part zero with the exception of that loan picked by J9. I know he's coming up empty handed
They might be able to get spoilt now trapped into the corner of the assam in the girls play test his reflexes expecting follow-up
Oh, yes, no zombie. What else does on anything they can call somebody into assist
They're terrified.
It's just boys with a needle.
Don't know what's coming next.
They're damn good in a Canadian, but not quite enough.
It's not bad with a can there,
but it's not still enough to get the frag.
HP low on the side of Rebellion.
I mean, he's still got to favor them in this altercation.
His darkseer are dragging this one out.
They're waiting as long as possible.
That is un-possible.
That is un-possible.
Last man standing, four targets to five, four on the board, and it's served to drown him in labs.
Map one, we're on map point, SR is powering through this.
This has been a quick one, the rebellion dominated by their own pick and again.
Zinx's boy win the major, like obviously y'all know I'm one of the C-stoppers in the major.
Zinx's boy win the major, it's pretty satisfying, bro. It brings it to your
to your eyes, dude. Brings it to your eyes. After all the haters and all the fucking bullshitters,
brings it to your eyes, dude.
This round really protecting his teammates. Is he trying to get back to site?
Why did you end up on YouTube? I didn't end up on YouTube. Why are you making false accusations?
Why are you making false accusations?
Block them as they rotate back down through the lounge hatch.
Faulted a really good angle on the window, but it didn't matter what the clash blocking
that rotate back to site. So it just feels like SR, everything is going to plan.
Could you say bees on the bees bees on the bees bees on the bees rexon playing to his headset by the way
I got bees on the table bees on the table
With sound and only a single ear if they're coming from that direction, maybe he doesn't hear them
So a bit of a us a minor handicap, but with the scoreline that rexon has right now you would
Why are we typing dot dot dot dot dot?
Ambi is still just
In pursuit of the record that you said set by solotov in Copenhagen
We checked multiple times, anybody wants to correct us. We went directly to Ubisoft because we
Found a couple different numbers and they were all over the place. So we did some actual-
I want to see how far away my fajitas are chat.
Let's see. Let's see what about-
25 minutes!
There's an entire possibility. We see a new record set.
Poor Andy, uh, he-
2-3-0's too quickly and doesn't get his kill right here, what a shame.
Guys, can we have lost at least one so I could have died? Like, come on!
Well, look, the Interacts have been dominated so far through this...
...roid range.
Appreciate it, bro, but I'm all nanny.
Appreciate it, bro, but I'm all nanny.
Much love, though.
We know! Trust me, we know!
as well now to get to the playoffs and now after an incredible run they have the ability to do
something magical when their first ever finals as a team it could be a big moment for them
we know basement here two minutes remaining partner all of the roamers have more or less
fallen back chat map don't go to the point but nobody positive right now is full subversor
and impact that was likely intended for the boogie drone finds him instead not a lot of
damage done but still something that you have to consider moving forward. NJR holding that diffuse kit
means that even if Fultz was on the HP, he's likely to be the one planting the case. And you don't
need to worry about any air and nitro cells impacts anything along those lines. Kino now
is starting himself as he hits one of those proxy alarms. Dark Zero on top, on the main,
or looking nicely. These roamers from the rebellion and so far, they haven't really been able to do that.
Oh, Rexon, they might know he's here. The Death Mule now is a huge boss, and the impact goes forward.
Kino takes a bit of damage from that, but doesn't get the shield break, so no early kill coming out.
What a shot, Rexon! Trainin' out, but how does he even get one there? That's insane.
Good value from the dogamies aren't even had, so not the end of the world that J9O is in the ground.
Kino on the follow-up is the best that you can hope for in that situation.
Dark Zero now have to outmaneuver this rebellion team for the final 50 seconds, or else that's curtains!
And we go over to Shell.
You got a nitro being played by sir three talks in base in canadian the first one just gets used here inside of exos
That's gonna be a little bit of time denial, but the clock really isn't here for dog zero
They know he's aiming at pecker
Okay, I'm gonna be successful and spoi knows exactly where this push is coming from
He's far enough back, and you know how he's been shooting over the course this event very quiet
Because he's been playing a sheltered role here on this map, but he could still do some serious damage
I'm looking at chemo and njr here though
If they fail this one, if Canadian is unable to succeed, that just might be the ball.
Look at this, this is a randy.
Ambys tucked into the corner, they don't know.
Canadian waiting it out.
Kine with one.
And they are the upper right entry by Don Zero.
It's two remaining from the rebellion with only 10 seconds to go.
Splite flying by some targets.
He'll do just that.
Sir gets a number.
It's a spike.
The boys just got back to S.R. with the stay.
the game to storm off our Grand Finals.
Doesn't get much better than that.
What a domination from SR.
Every single player playing their role
doing what they needed to go early in this series.
They expected to win on night.
Yo, Ubisoft.
What's up?
Rainbow Six, when are you going to talk?
I've been watching Pro League R6
for the last three, four years.
I have seen a shield operator being played in 70 to 80% of all rounds of pro league for the last 3 or 4 years.
I'm bored of it. I hate seeing a blitz sprint at somebody and flash them in the face.
It's a brain rot way to play the game.
Nerf shields into the ground because we know you're not going to evolve them.
Just nerf them into the ground, bro. Please and thank you. Appreciate that.
Holy yapping! I'm not fucking yapping! It's like a catastrophic issue with the game!
Blitz, Clash, Clash, Blitz, Monty, Blackbeard, Blitz, Blitz, Blitz, Blitz, Blitz, Clash, Monty, Blackbeard.
It's not LARP, it's not you.
It's not LARP, it's not YAP, bro. Shields are a problem and they need to be fixed, dude.
Chat, let's see how moist criticals feeling after his team won the first map
thinking I
Was unbelievably clutch happy moist chat
Happy fucking boys
Bro, I think a star's gonna win their first our six major chat. I
Think a star's gonna win the first our six major chat deadass
Not good enough.
Guys, my fajitas arrived in 18 minutes.
Jack, I did order queso dip, but I came to the realization, of course, of course, I
I came to the realization that I don't need K-Zone Dev so I'm not going to use it.
I'm just going to throw it in the fridge.
All right, chat. Let's do our hourly Dante's check.
2 win equals GM.
2 win equals GM.
What is Miho listening to?
Is he good, bro?
What is Miho li-
Yeah, man team loses anyways, so they give me the power to go out on the bar and the cells just sell me, like...
Dude, it's fucking sell me
Yeah, we joined that in pretty depressing CO
it's not your fault your champion is just so us well it's normally like an
issue of like hechrim it's just an issue of like hechrim it's that comp is just
unplayable when you're when you're like playing an even game
All right guys three wins away numb
Three wins away, so I he's been street
9 hours and 15 minutes of League of Legends and he's further away from his goal than
when he started.
9 hours and 15 minutes and he's further away from his goal.
Now that is League of Legends.
Me, huh?
is fucking League of Legends. Not chatting as you guys know I'm on the journey to become
1000 elo in chess. People can laugh, people can type funny emotes, people can call me an idiot,
people can call me a jackass. But one thing that is absolutely fucking undeniable is that I'm on
the clock. I have been going up and up and up in elo. Up and up and up in elo. Let's go.
So we're just starting off with our traditional Kauru Khan opening.
He's going to go whatever this literal like slop is.
I don't know what that is, we're just going to ignore it all because it's all brain rot
anyways.
We're going to develop our knight.
We're going to develop this pawn chain after we kick our bishop out.
Boom, the bishop's out.
Now we develop the pawn chain in the middle.
We get good centralize control with the pawn chain.
Next player is going to be to kick this next bishop out after we move this pawn
and pin the knight to the bishop.
contestant got it in pre-move. I would have pre-move right there. I would have burned down my console.
We end up going here. His next move is here to move the pawn up, and he's creating a little bit
of a console. If he takes, we take, and then if he takes, we take, we end up winning the exchange.
So now, we got into the meat and potatoes of a game. The next thing is what we call
the mid game. Am I larping as a 400 ego player? Precisely. You betcha. Now he's gonna do his night
to pin. He's gonna do his bishop to pin my knight to my queen. So what are we gonna do? We're gonna
close our eyes and develop. We're gonna do the exact same thing. Now we have an interesting
play. If he doesn't answer this, we actually have... We actually have a pretty disgusting
Yo, he doesn't answer this, we have a pretty disgusting check fork into the rook.
Where do you get our knight out?
His next play is going to be... wait he just lost the game.
He just lost the game.
I didn't even realize.
He can't move the knight because it's pinned.
So then, he can't move the knight because it's pinned.
You so fucking bad bro.
so fucking bad he can't move the night because it's pinned to the king and then we take the night and
then I didn't think about that it's okay because now our next play is
wait is this a check from hell this is a check we can get some long range checks going
Keep it super simple. He's got a castle. We are going to Bishop takes or we could.
There's so many options on this board right now. I'm going to put on my thinking glasses.
Let's just close our eyes and trade.
Next black.
Here's your quick take.
Rook.
Here's your quick take.
Here's your quick take.
pawn, kick, screen. So our next play is this pawn is actually hanging. It took me like
a year to realize that because then take, take. But now where you're attacking the
bishop, he might not realize it. Yep. He attacks the queen. Okay. Now we're in an
interesting spot because I have so many options. We have to move our queen though.
A little bit of a backcrack.
Now, queen?
Queen here is fine.
Queen here is fine because we're creating like
What are our thoughts on a weird check from like downtown?
I think this is the best move.
We do a little downtown check.
He takes our rock.
We just hung our rock.
Of course I hung my fucking Rook.
Right here, he loses.
What happens here?
Rook takes position and we recreate the battle.
What happens here, though?
This is Czech.
His only move is king to the corner.
Did we meet him from here?
This Czech's coming.
I don't think that he could stop it.
There's nothing he could do.
I should have ignored the bishop and played the check,
because now if I don't, he can move his rook up one file
and then he can stop my knight.
I should have ignored the bishop.
The bishop didn't matter.
He's gonna find this move or this move.
He didn't find it.
What a dumbass.
Okay, so if I go knight e2 check,
he has two legal moves.
Queen takes, loses a queen,
or his only move is king to the corner.
If he does king to the corner, we take the rope
and we went to material.
Oh, I forgot to do that.
I mean, honestly, isn't this just checkmate?
I'm not even kidding.
How does he stop this?
All right, I do think if I go here. What does he do chat? He runs his king here. I feel
I feel like the smartest play is just to take, wait, but,
if I do queen check,
his only legal move is here or here.
I don't know what to do.
I kind of want to just turn my brain off.
I don't think there's a checkmate on the board, guys.
If there was a checkmate on the board, I would do it. Wait.
Can we just redo the same thing?
This has to be good.
Whenever you can do this, you can do it.
This has to be good. Whenever you can do this, this is never bad. This white batteries are
broken. I don't know what to do. This is check, but then we just trade queens.
Is there another way to pressure the city yet?
Wait.
Well, this is interesting because little bat diagonal battery, he takes it tonight.
I take with the queen.
If he doesn't do this, man, that play does nothing.
That play doesn't do anything anyways, because he's got so much coverage on the back bank.
Alright. None of his pieces are hanging. None of my pieces are hanging.
Why don't we just check the city? Why would he do that? That was part of his defense.
He's gonna lose the game because of that. One legal move.
Am I stupid um
We have to move bro, I feel like his king safety is just way worse than mine
None of us just hanging man fuck
Wait, I should do this that's such a nasty play
should do that. He's gonna retreat his queen to here though. Now that plays dead. I'm so fucking
stupid. I should have did this chat. He didn't do it. What the fuck? He didn't do it. Okay.
Best play in this position.
Religious trade queens. I have no time. I need to start playing speed chess.
Can I win with even material at 400 low?
With my opponent it's a 5 minute advantage.
What the fuck is my opponent doing?
Guys we'll take it.
Guys we'll fucking take it.
Guys we'll take it.
Guys!
Dude I'll take all the free wins I can get.
on night Haven labs and we win we are almost guaranteed to go up to out here we go perfect timing
for this map for dark zero ring ring plug in my phone perfect timing i know i'm not wrong but i'm not
right no i'm not right all right chat dark zero over shot by rebellion lock the fuck in will
Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see!
Not one that we see SR playable on here, so be sure to see what they want to respond with on the side of the Rebellion.
A really rough map, stats wise, for the Rebellion they are below 50% on both attack and defender win rates.
So you are not expecting very much here from the Rebellion.
And also, if we talk a little bit about the mental aspect of that, number one, this DZ team, they're cool under pressure Jesse.
I do not expect them to falter after the shellacking that they took.
Usually in a best of five, the first two maps really should be your strongest maps.
It's what comes after that you need to be concerned with.
So expect a mental reset from DarkZero.
Yeah, they tapped a big game. DZ did. We heard it from Collin at the time,
but we heard it from Paul to that interview.
They feel confident despite losing that first map.
But now they've got to show up and showcase exactly why they're so confident.
Here comes the library push.
And they're looking for something early.
Great crossfire from DarkZero to shut down Ambien Rexon.
They are nassed almost 25 kills back on map number one and they are just playing with their food on the side of dark zero here
A good jump head from Foltz as a flawless round will greet us on Shao-Ai
Map one says what?
That's the answer DZ needed through all of night haven labs
Foltz got just two frags Parker just two kills on map number one in round one of map two
He breaks that stat. A nice triple for the captain of DZ.
And that's exactly the confidence inspiring round you want to see at a dark zero.
That's exactly the statement we were waiting to hear out of this team.
Shopify Rebellion, of course, trying to clear through that map.
Trying to get in through top floor, through library side.
They just weren't able to find the angle they wanted to.
Fall so tricky here on the floor in SMG.
Jumping up the building, firing down the stairs.
The three came from the captain is so confident in firing.
both said it's going to be a long day we've set the same our desk and so the same you should be buckled up
for what I've done to be alive as we look to crown assault lake city major champion I'm very glad that the
crowd obviously is something to cheer for now after that blowout in map number one well I'm
I'm looking at these numbers Jesse and I'm kind of expecting something similar here right SR are
objectively better on attack on this map so they cannot at least muster to maybe
things are probably not going to improve when they swap sides because frankly
i have about the same win rate defending chalet at this event as they do yeah i know that i mean
even for dark zero that stat remains true they won every single one of their attacks on this map
What's face plan yesterday so we know out of the chat
You missed a proposal what
High-fives give me the clip somebody proposed high-fives give me the clip what?
I missed a proposal
What
Jinx, are you shooting the,
are you shooting the finals today?
I'm watching the finals right now.
I missed a proposal.
Hi, guys, get the clip.
She was at the moment, she was, she said yes.
Chad, what would you do, hypothetically speaking,
if you proposed to a woman in front of like
hundreds of people?
And she said no.
Chad, what would you do?
Like what would you do, guys?
Is that a hypothetically happened?
Die, kill myself, broke it, fight her, hit her, okay, no, no, guys, look, if you propose
to a woman and she says no, you know what you should do?
Chad, you know what you should do?
Work on yourself now.
Erase the lobby.
Well, no shit, bro. No shit
There's a new 6-7 email
As if like
performer. There's anything the world needed less. We have a new 670 mode of fucking course there is,
brah.
Let's now be peeking at the player. Yeah, I mean, he was kind of on that easy roster that suffered
through an awful lot. But I think NJR's abilities were never really doubted, I think you could
say. I think the identity of that team was was tricky to really pin down. I mean,
I mean they went through different leadership, they brought in some different players, but just think about the amount
I forgot my Pajitas!
FUCK!
Part Zero went through, and then they decided let's just throw the baby out with that flower
All of it was gone and they said, let's bring in some different players, we'll build around NJR
We'll bring in the three guys from Space Station
We'll add Kino, who had some contractual issues with M80
It's not a team decision for him to step off of that roster
And they looked mighty good and it's the best that they've looked for for years
And they found their first finals first with this new roster
It's crazy how fast the success comes from Dark Zero, but of course there is still work to be done.
And if you look back into map number two, that work will resume NJR.
I mean, you said it has been on this roster for over five years.
That's an eternity in terms of e-sports.
Faults for a long time with the longest standing player on a single organization inside North America.
But that has changed as he moves from SSG over towards DZ this season.
So lots of legacy, lots of history with these players.
There are no strangers to the big lights of the main stage, but only one can come out on top now again dark zero
Early lead on this second map Parker, but they need a lot more than that
And there really is a lot of history inside of this grand finals and more history will be written
irrespective of which of these teams win
This is just the third NA versus NA matchup in official Ubisoft circuits
Canadians teams won all of them up to this point dark zero won one of them
today was on that squad but only one of those teams will ultimately hoist this trophy dark zero up one
nothing on their map we are expecting dz to kind of do the same thing the sr that sr
did to dz on map number one this is just such a good map but rebellion is still shocking
slow start for the rebellion and barter those exist and how they like to get up at night
haven labs as well they're not going to be rushing into the building getting these early
gun flights they're happy to take their time their drone game was so good on night
It can be good once again here on Chalet playing on the outside window angles
Of course, they didn't fan out that is on it
But it's not being played by dark zero instead
It was the castle band to come through from SR and it makes them a little bit more awkward
But all of these windows staying upright or jumping into bill. Why is it so crazy?
We might have expected Rex it was looking for a cross on the upside down with health only J9L
We'll move now is how goes a grenade from surf its target
Manages to evade it for now, but he gets newer on the run.
Surf miss is a golden opportunity.
He's in the middle of the site, Jesse.
Yeah, it does not diffuse, gives up camp plant,
but that's still massive.
Now, keep in mind, top floor control
is so important for this bomb site.
Even with SR and control of the site,
it's not favorable for them just yet.
DZ has so many players up above the bomb site
who can deny the plant if they start for it.
But again, Canadians still outside the building,
so it will be a little bit still
before we see it if you get hit the ground.
Dronework was a really key component
Rebellion's attacks on night haven't lands. They have not let off the gas here. What so ever your shields absent as well from the attacks of the rebellion
So far on chalet shield play not as important comedian running twitching operator. He knows very well
Nice guy. Except for lost time. Gunning down bolts. You reference bolts as contributions in the first round
They will not come to pass now as there's 40 seconds left
Surf has not been pushed out of the bomb site at all Jesse. He's still in their linger
Neither team sees much value in holding site control if you don't have positions up above
That's why Canadian pushes up the solar stairs forced back by the smoke and we'll have to go for a plan
It might seem simple walk in plan the diffuser with that upstairs pressure from dark zero too strong Kino taking down rex and
No time for help inside the site
No time
The ability to push up to top four will lose at the round.
Spoint dies to the hands of NJR, but it was all of...
Okay, miho, miho, miho.
It should not take eight minutes to...
Guys, we gotta be quicker.
Uh, uh, I saw it.
It's not panicking when they lose that sight about how...
Yeah, let's see if the coach says to be quicker.
Let's see what the coach says.
As long as they hold below, they're comfortable.
You guys have a...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, listen, yep, hands one.
One, let's reset.
We don't need any, like, going back and forth is fine, all right?
What I want to say to you guys is we have so many gaps here, but we have to be reactive to the gaps we have.
We can't just sit there for two minutes trying to figure out what to do.
If Dame is applying pressure site there, we need to do something to apply pressure elsewhere, okay?
We can't just sit over here.
Hi guys, what? Hi guys, what is this? What is this? Oh.
Wait, did you found the clip behind mind?
You love this game?
Oh, I love it.
Yeah?
Shout out.
I'm mostly moral support, but...
I'm here for the whole environment all the energy. So we all need a partner like you
Look, we're live anything else you want to say right here. Yes, sir. Yeah, actually
What? She's shaking that so wholesome. Oh my God. Wow. Dude, that actually just made
of my day chat that is so nice oh my god
there's just so many things to account for
because at any moment on a map that's
awesome eating can break out now
obviously that's true of every single
That is, Pajinas are so, so, so, so, so...
Dude, I love these some Pajinas, guys!
aggressive. Faults has found a couple of big moments outside the building on this map, but
does he find anything early on this round? Can SR, we know exactly what their pushes like to
come through. Sometimes to go direct into the window when you've got Canadian on the SENS,
that is an option for you. Can be already inside a piano too. This is our library,
I should say. This is really early control from the rebellion. It's not being held by VZ.
I mean maybe they want to pick up the pace a little bit and knock this dark zero entrenched
style of defense off guard back on the twitch they will go a very credibly valuable operator on this
There goes rex and nekino on a beautiful refrag great opportunity from dark zero and still so calm
Even when things go back. Yes, we're seeing as we're going to map five chat
4v4 now.
Smooch just inside a bottom.
Jump on back.
We've got control of the basement.
They've got control of the library.
They've quite a bit of map control that DZ chose not to hold onto.
They never really contested these parts of the map.
So it's going to be on BZ to either flank and go for a retake of these positions or
potentially even just concede them and then stop the sense you when it comes through.
I am my perimeter. My perimeter is nice. And I shall not abandon my post.
Shit off! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Ladies and gentlemen, we might have a ball game on our hands.
Surf's a great player.
across the first second and third phase here at the major so he's such a thorn in
your side at all times forty-six
they will ban an operators, one of those three operators that he played just recently so
clearly feeling it right here
that's that's it that's it that's it
that's such a wide arsenal to go through these next three rounds on the attack
I'm gonna put away some of those gaps
finding some of those gaps and taking the space that was given to them
again Braxton's able to walk into lobby for free and
I'm walking to the library
What is that? What are you doing?
I'm just checking
I'm healthy
I'm healthy now Jack
I'm healthy now
Jack, I'm healthy now
Last one
a ying even shields our turn
I understand how I'm being hearing
you are in such a good position obviously
Rebellion have been a shield
the shield is Jesse it is a bit abnormal
I know that we've been talking a lot about
Canadian playing the shield operators
whether it be Blackbeard as part of their arsenal
or Blitz and Monty being far more common
DarkZero has not needed to bring out
a shield ban against SR on either of these hands
It's really surprising coming into this 46% of attacking rounds
I saw Canadian bring a shield but now-
Oh crap.
I wanna do that song. I wanna do that song shot.
Alright, now as they return to that same bomb site,
he won't even look to read me.
He's gonna be jumping right onto the ying,
so it's clear that SR are not so reliant
from Canadian playing those shields.
He's still, again, maybe not the biggest contributor
in the frag department, but-
Shout out to Moop Cameras so you guys can see
uh, sports gaming.
Oh my Google Chrome crashed.
Whatever. No big deal.
No big deal at all whatever no big deal
No big deal this map especially that top floor rebellion we're hoping for some
Wait, the flash is coming without this?
No.
My spear has a gimp.
They're picking up the name of the fan.
Wait, it's gonna have to be played. It's not a devil of a game.
Niiiine!
If Switkins and Ace, I will get an Aztec!
If Switkins and Ace, I'll get an Aztec!
That was like the most depressing way to die ever.
You just randomly feel an explosion enter your ass.
site to forget if you're a rebellion fan no doubt about it the good news for SR
fans in the crowd is that they wouldn't have to attack until overtime if we get
there but fault the captain of DZ seven kills across the two times they've
played that map absolutely ridiculous and again it's coordination alongside
Jane I thought was moving a lot on these defenses he started upstairs kind
of with in like library walks down those blue stairs for the first frag
back down and towards me
always in a different position and he's so difficult to clear out game stats
even that final frag with the c4 he only gets it because jen i know is causing
some problems dude i already tanked all of my water
fuck and it's that team play that is so big for dark zero
well they've still been drawing well in rebellion but they haven't been fighting
the information a bit yet and it is hurting them at the moment again the
scoreline and that number one seven two for the rebellion it is widely
i just realized i have a modello in my fridge and it's been there for six
months. I'm about to pop it right now. You know, Chet, uh, doing a little bit of
drinking outside of a whole lot better. Chet, I might actually, uh, get a little bit
of a buzz going because it's Grand Finals now.
I'm unable to put two, three rounds on the
Wargir in the crowd.
Yes, I get buzzed from one beer. Sue me.
Here is Matt's curtains and we turn our sights towards Bank as Matt
number three with both of these teams winning near best picks.
That's our choice to ban Makaiid after round number three, Parker. And it
wasn't not that easy brought really for the first quarter, but it's still
So powerful especially on this kitchen bomb site. You can keep that top wall closed inside of office
You can keep the wall closed inside fireplace as well like there's a lot of good places for those squads
Expecting a bit of defense dark zero and not obliged
They bring much a similar lineup as they did previously with newers lurking around that next floor going for a bit of a cheeky play
But it's the blitz that's in early Canadian back on that shield down goes false, but they trade it so well
Surf dies elsewhere
Twitch drone off the board could be someone integral for this.
It's automatic, it's auto-rexing, it's SJR, it's an air ghost for a pee.
Legitimate question. Does, before I drink this, does beer ever go bad?
Because this has been in the fridge for six months.
Chad, does beer go bad? Is that possible? Yes or no?
No.
It goes stale? Well, that's, only one way to find out.
I'm going to be buzzed.
No one's getting a nice kill there, I'm not going to lie.
Not a damn bit!
Okay, it's Amp and Invection versus J9-0 and J9-0.
Not a damn bit!
Okay, it's camping infection versus Jane I know and Newer.
There's a minute to work with. They're above for the Blast of Isle Pips Golden.
This 2v2 lead, of course, they've got lots of information.
The Lion and the Damos coming through your outer Lion scans,
but even still, you can get some really good intel on these last couple of players.
You have not quite full top control.
Jane I know is up here.
Shoot! Shoot your gun!
Oh my god, are you ass?
Oh, and he's got the reed on it.
Jaina no, what the fuck was that?
Sir sat down inside of his bomb site the previous attempt they don't have him now
They've got ambi and rexen to try to bail themselves out of his position
They were ready to still alive. I said it once I'll say it again.
Ambi is still alive.
There's a fall off for rexen with 30 seconds to go.
It might have been a mistake. Maybe he wanted the late flank.
a double drop out of my bag I got faithfully.
J9O will hit onto that death mark or find himself a new jammer, Rexxen, and all the newers.
It was a 4k from Foltz in the previous round.
J9O won't say he's settled for 3, pal.
Alright, so it looks like Hughes is going to happen.
I'll explain it to you because the caster's job is to keep everything interesting and fine.
Listen, I'll give you the Jynxie breakdown because I keep this shit real.
Shopper or Vellium kicked the shit out of Dark Zero on their map. My name is Max. That's SR's best map
Right now we're on Dark Zero's best map
So they both kicking the shit at each other on their best maps which shows you how consistent of a game sieges
The next three maps could go either way
The next three maps could be my holy shit's boys handsome chat
Let's analyze this freshly shaved mustache gaming glasses blue light glasses to reduce ice cream
beautiful fluffy hair chat I met boy one time oh geez remember 2024 I regret not
running my fingers through his hair loves boy very cute
has to turn their focus on the keynote he just makes them pay so much I mean
that is a tough position if you're not coordinating very well on library stairs
I mean those grenades had no real follow-up other than the blitz and I
mean that's a good bet right the drop in the chat this guy's speaking this
guy speaking another language in the chat can anybody decide for what he
He said,
Jebak Niemke Zilod Zieja.
His name is Matt, Matti Pasi.
What did he say?
Band, band.
Say his word to God.
He said, you're fat.
He said, you're a estrogen boy.
You just said a slur.
No, I didn't.
He said, you look like a thumb.
Are you guys that ass?
He's Polish?
Final round of this first half and hope to step in the lead.
It's Polish!
It's Polish and he's not in fact!
It's not gonna lie, the spear does take a movement weird.
Not gonna lie.
of office to newer is the main culprit here five and one holding the window as
well can really get some cheeky plays especially janao backing him up
he's not that bad but he doesn't raise like this right
usually jessie he's just not unable or he's been unable to hit these marks
oh my good that's a nasty one when newer starts to do stuff like that you
gotta be scared he certainly has the potential to dominate a game
Down goes Foltz, down goes NJ, and a good one to punch from the rebellion.
Oh, he barely missed that shot.
The board is down goes Spoit, Canadian getting defused, kids, the halfway.
Nice!
Here is the coverage, trying to get to the site shut down by the rebellion, and
now is on the site.
Nice, Am!
Hehehehe!
Breeze isn't out of the board in sight.
Ampy is so good.
My God, my God.
He's so good.
Ampy's so good.
Water with the 5, give the W, water with the chat.
Amb, Amb, Amb, Amb.
Yeah, Eric.
Job is probably gonna try to play the fucking Flash.
Flash, yeah, I mean, it really does not fucking matter.
It's not quite right, at least.
Yeah.
And then for the third fan poker, just like,
we wanna start like, increasing the pace
and moving on these guys, you can go for a thorn too.
Yeah.
I don't think we need them.
And then if it does go over time right there,
again, like that, you guys are doing really good
the entire deep step, just right there at the very end.
as soon as we float away from like the fucking spot like it just
I mean, we forgot that we Dan the ace like they got off that softball
he's mad
most people aren't gonna bring
Leo take a chill pill
excuse me
how far did they have to do yesterday?
yeah
how far did they have to go?
now Chad here's the other thing because Jinx see Anne unless I keep it real
if DarkZero loses this map which is their map the series is 100% over
just keep it real
for us it's the level I think I will
hell, let's do it
ooh, we need Junior on the rock
I'm gonna give you an idea, it's that LARP shut up!
Most will be like kitchen side under and they're trying to get a go for the clear
What they will do this is what we need to understand is that I need us to hold our zones and fight do not over rotate
Because if you give something up like in their match yesterday phase backed up and gave them solar
They left one person there and they flipped the entire tank so they had none of the map
Okay, yeah, we need to fight
We're running a lot you took the words out of mouth
I would have said the same thing want us to make sure that we're using those traps to try to track
so that we can help where we need to and understand where she's cleared so we
understand where they could be. Okay?
No, so they can clear, they can clear. Blackbeard, Blackbeard. Okay, that means...
Yo, listening to-
Hi guys, can we take this LARP emote in the chat and just burn it to Smitereens, please?
Thanks guys, you the man, appreciate chat.
Always talking about the strats that they're expecting to see from their opponents
and then a little bit just going into their own strats, wanting to play a lot of shield
or wanting to put a lot of traps,
expecting some shields out of Kino
and then maybe trying to take some space as well,
aware of what happened in that phase clan game earlier
for Dark Zero as well.
So really nice coaching.
The LARP Mall, yo, bro,
is there any brain frequency wave spiring in your head?
The LARP Mall, really, bro, really.
You think that's a mall?
The LARP Mall in Larkin Springs.
Okay.
Okay.
Nicolard Stewart.
Okay.
Tier one, brought them to many different events, swapped over to coach, and now-
Bro is already drunk.
You'll have mine.
I don't get buzz off of half a beer.
I get buzz off of one beer.
Once I'm done with my beer, yes, I'll be buzzed.
By the way, this beer has been in the fridge for six months.
I'm not gonna lie.
It tastes a little bit weird now.
A little busy lately, not able to co-stream as reliably because he is back in action
I mean hard work is paid off. You can talk about his mechanical ability, but his mind for the game has never been
quick. They say hard work pays off. I've been afraid of can't think about gifted. I began to jacked out of the stage.
As we always say with good coaches, you can coach a team. You should drink 11 more beers. What would be the point of that, bro?
Other than literal heart palpitations and immediate death. I'm not drinking 11 beers, bro. Go fuck yourself.
What are they going to buy gifted SR they did say after those first three
rounds they might want to ban the form depending on what SR are playing super
himself said that our straps have a ton of trash so that form very likely going
to be that ban after round number nine but for now it stays open split will jump
on the operator and the start of the clear will start from dark
over towards yo David I know you're a dumbass but let's actually talk about it
L. Pussy, yo David, you want me to drink 11 beers?
David, I'll die.
He's in down the denarii, Keogh, it's Andy,
bites off more than he can choose.
Spoitus, his teammates back, down goes Rexon.
Andy and Rexon having a tough one,
there goes Spoitus as well.
If you read into the numbers
and you think the rebellion really are
as underwater on these defensive numbers,
then you can just go in quickly and overwhelm them.
If that was the plan for guards here,
it's working out very effectively.
If Canadian wins this, I see it all.
Miho.
That thing was kicking.
Miho.
That was kicking.
Yo, Canadian is so funny, bro.
Bro, that thing was kicking.
I'm not kidding.
It really does look like an explosive execute.
You see the difference in pace between the shots of fans.
He's been in the shot for a really long time to get the building and get those openings.
You've said it.
50 seconds deep and Kino gets that opening frag.
I think it's okay.
At the same time, NJR did a great jumping.
He actually vaulted.
What is the most beers you've ever drank in a day?
Great question.
During the NFL football season, when the Buccaneers had Tom Brady and we made it
to the Super Bowl.
I had eight beers in a two-hour span,
puked on a bush, and woke up with like a headache the next day.
So yeah, eight beers.
Maybe hoping to knock them off stride.
Sissy boy.
El pussy.
Only eight Miho rookie numbers.
Yeah, so chat, what we're not going to do is we're not going to flex alcohol
that's in the chat.
We're not going to do that.
L pussy
I've had 20 years
Drink of water
How much estrogen do you actually have?
Uh, yeah, get a gun, bro.
Just hate watching mods.
We gotta clean this shit up.
How much estrogen do you actually have?
Just ban them.
I can see your vagina.
Alright!
He's now gonna have to tuck into the alcove here in libraries. That's where the assault for dark zero will come
Lodgy bombs following up on that capitario
This is a bit of a rough one right now as bolts got down rex and hits them with a good night in all chat
Dark zero got the start that they wanted here on round number eight
What do you do is a response for the rebellion?
You've got to find some way to make a play between flash out of your current positions
No swing from spoi. You can sit just inside the message for now
Really applied that they're looking to but the players on dog zero are all around this map
They've got Kino inside a kitchen. They've got NGR inside of solar this position
That's boy. I said not just be a one-dimensional push for long
Canadians own
Spoilers taken up spot in that same area rex. It was playing in a very critical part of this man
But he's punished by J9. I know DZ
Sporting he's right next to you
The thought of course they did the time before that calls upon the three
Canadian he's right next to you what is the spectator watching site can they do it?
Yes, it's so up to traffic Canadian Jesus Christ
They really need to get aggressive that's why you see Canadian all the way over towards Basin Hall
You were spines and BD Canadian just like him for Christ's sake
Canadian yet again Canadians still searching for that first kill
They will pile up on him as well as surf does double duty watching in freezers and a drops in his lap
Just manages to inch away from it as the toxic gas goes out
Canadian outdulled and there goes sir another flawless round as dark zero moves to map point Canadian me how
Me how the guy was in front of him for eight years and he flanks all the way under the basement in the most obvious
obvious location ever and got shit on.
Even of their own and Parker it looks...
Yeah, okay, so Map 2 is completely over.
Playing like it hurts.
picked apart one by one as dark zero were able to work from multiple different angles.
I said it earlier, but players in kitchen, players in piano, players outside of, uh...
Chad, I'm not gonna lie, this beer tastes really weird.
Chad, is there anything about this beer that looks weird or beer that looks weird?
Anything about it?
There's no line. Yeah, it's for a man. Okay. You're just a pussy, dude. There's a frog holding it.
Playing on both sides of this map. As we expected, the numbers show just how weak the rebellion are.
You're right, bro. A line needs to be at night.
You are exploiting that, and they are doing a perfect job reading into this.
And how good is Faulkman as well? 10 and 4 here on their second map.
He was the lowest rate of player on BZ back to your mouth number one, but he's answered big time here on their own pick
It's just a second-ever career event team one the six invitational it is taken 19 straight
Guys, I'm gonna do the Darth Maul cosplay soon. Hopefully this week
I'm gonna do the Darth Maul cosplay soon
With Merck and the like
Patiently waiting for the debut at a tier one level and now folks is seen as the elder by a lot of players
I am so old just and so too
This team and gives tons of valuable experience
And gang it was a good old day down in tier two, let me tell you
This one could be over quickly if dart zero snaps their fingers and rushes into the site
They've already got utility pushing
Into their waiting arms
Bombs go off these as well landing in the lap of Canadian is through the smoke
Look at this, look at this sprint
They've been misstepping the rebellion ground
We go up and smoke, Jane I know, punishing splints
Nobody on the rebellion able to put up much of a fight on the second half at all
Halfway point, still damage being done
There goes surf, Canadian taking serious damage
This one just might be over already and we've still got a minute and a half to go
What do you do with Mastar?
You have to be able to find a way to battle back
But at this point map 3 just seems like it is looming in the wings
I know already got it. I'm building line on another
An ambient rocks and are left with it all the day. Can I just win oh and a me ha
me
me ha
Canadian with oh and a nine
It
don't matter Shopify high-vives drive by DZ inside.
Wow, high-vives.
You made it.
High-vives, you made it.
It's all good.
going to play chess with a beer and see if I play better or worse. Does playing chess
while drinking make you play better or worse? Let's find out today, Karukan opening. We're
flag against the sleepy Joe gambit. He does whatever the fuck
this is.
Isn't that just hang up on? I'm so confused.
Okay. Yeah, I wonder if drinking makes you play better or
worse than Chas, y'all.
Wow, because I took that pawn, I actually messed up my entire opening.
Where did the chi-
Where did the pieces go?
I shouldn't have took that pawn. I knew it was a bad idea as soon as I did it.
Now I'm in some night fight.
Chat lock in, okay? Lock in.
It's the Butchers from there.
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
Take?
My bishop can develop, my queen can develop.
Bishop to pin, Bishop to pin to the king.
He moves knight.
I cast a long way.
Take?
Can you move Knight?
I take, take, take with the, whoa, I almost took the Queen.
Now we open up our Bishop.
Nice, guys.
That ended up working out fine.
Now let's castle this way.
All right, he actually made that easy on us.
This opens up.
Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to lock in?
Ooh, we should check on Dante's.
Hey, let's see how Dante's is doing.
Yep, he's in a blender.
Okay.
Interesting.
Yeah, he's in a blender, okay.
Only response is, this is actually tricky.
I don't want to push the spawn, so that messes up everything, let's just do this.
This is a pretty good check here.
Now he has no black.
He wanted me to push my pot up.
Guys, maybe when I'm buzzed I play Battle of Chess.
Maybe beer makes you play Battle of Chess, y'all.
What's your play?
Yo, Joe, what's your fucking play, kid?
Queen takes check into,
might not be able to castle if I do it quick enough.
Queen takes check into that, can't castle anymore which messes up his entire game.
Bro, we should do Queen takes check, moves, I mean if he gives us Queen trade we take Queen trade and then he can't castle.
He also could do this though, or that.
Collapse after that square.
I want to do this play next.
Well, he actually stalk when takes check coming and then shut it down.
Okay.
We're going to get 5 on a reload.
We have to play the best check.
Why would he give me his bishop?
What is the exterior motive?
Is that a misclick?
Why would he give me his bishop?
I'm going to text him.
I said, was that a misclick?
Why would he give me his bishop?
There has to be a play here.
Why would he give me his bishop?
Check? I mean, whatever, I just do that.
Check.
Check from outer space.
We're up to material. Can I just play end game now?
Sure, I can just play end game now.
Let's stick to the plan and go here.
Now we collapse onto this, take queen has new vision, maybe we get, or if I get the
queen here, this is what happens.
check. Oh my god, he said no. Holy aura. When he gave me his bishop, he said no noop. Okay.
What way do I want to move this? Guys, when he gave me his bishop, I said was that a misclick
and he said no noop. What's his motive here? What's his plan? What's his angle?
See, Levy always told me to always run my kingdom to the corner or something, listen.
How's that made? Oh, because the pond. Oh my god.
Oh my god, that's one went off GM are you guys serious go
now dude I'm gonna be honest our our jungler this game is having talent like I
think it's gonna play well we're just gonna walk wait oh wait he got top lane
on his GM game you're gonna hack him top this game if it's a good matchup
yes we could actually rather rather he got top on his GM game holy shit
And round four this is what was needed. That's actually insane. I'm not gonna play any more chess because I have a beer in my system
Play checkers your brain is more fit for that Zippy. What the fuck does that mean?
Zippy what the fuck does that mean play checkers your brain is more fit for that. What does that mean, bro?
He can do it in these situations to be able to stall so much time, but that's the strength of dark zero
I mean we talked about it going to a map like shall a it's a lot smaller a lot more gritty
You can play from outside the windows. You say you don't feel anything off one beer. No, I said I feel buzzed off one beer shut the fuck up
Yeah, cuz I'm buzzed off one beer. Okay. Let me get two beers
Check don't let me do this
We see bleeding got you guys make it a second beer
actually let me get a water. Chad I might come back with a beer I don't know yet.
For map two. I'd argue Canadian team by example as well. We've seen it.
I don't know.
It does extremely well so you can't count them out regardless but I think Troy said it best.
This is how a series should look. You win your map, they win their map,
you reset going into the next. Troy the boy said himself lacks that he is ready for this
to potentially go the distance. If it is going to it all comes down to this next map to see
Who gets the next advantage?
We're going to back next.
How are we feeling?
I mean, banks, one of those maps, we just saw DZ play on it
against FaZe.
They look extremely strong.
They're very aggressive.
Again, a lot of the cheese offs.
That's what we saw.
Glass, Flix, Phoebe, that's the success.
That's something SR showed that they were ready for on map 1.
It's going to be the biggest question on can dark 0
be able to adjust without those operators?
I mean, they both clearly shown
that they're good at this map.
Now, for me, however, I'm going
to be looking at from an attacker side of things
when you look at the two spearheads of both teams
that are going to be entering. We saw Ami. That's when he dropped the big numbers. He dropped
the 21. Then we even saw newer Dunilla. Almost the exact same thing. Not in the high kill
deficit, but he was opening up these rounds. So I'm really looking at these entry fraggers
to find their mark, open up these rounds and then let the rest be able to walk into the
site and go for these executes. Big picture when you look at things overall, it feels
a little bit neck and neck right now. And that is why we're expecting this to be
a potentially long series. But if you had to say who's got the advantage right
now, who's playing the best? It comes down to the entry game, but I think Dark
Zero's got the better teamwork right now.
I'm gonna have to argue and I'm gonna have to go against him
and say, shot, all right, Bellin is still looking good.
Black, what's that?
What's that, what's that?
You feel that?
Wait, I think we're being hacked.
Oh my God!
Wait, it's gonna blow up!
Listen, I'm saving myself.
Fox, are you good?
I don't think so. What just happened?
Anyway, one thing that's for sure,
we need to get back into this.
That's a lullaby!
The final, we're getting back to Jesse and Parker,
guys, kick it off on bank.
Well, thank you very much.
I gotta say, I think killing an analyst is a first for our esport, but I mean, hey!
Sorry, Fox, I guess you're the one who drew the short straw here.
That's honestly on me. I thought I'd give him a little bit of a call, say, hey guys, your analyst is doing great.
I guess it popped up the dope thing. It wasn't meant to be such an explosive call.
My Korean's a little bit rusty, but isn't Doga going to be something about an imp? Jesse, you're a little impish as a human being.
So I mean, it does make an awful lot of sense. You might want to lay low though. They are looking for you if you wanted to.
Well, hopefully Fox can put himself back together for the second analyst segment after this map
But for now Parker we've got to load into bank and some would tell you that we're already 40% of the way through this grand final
But I would argue it is just getting started the way these best of five goes you get ban ban
Hick-pick ban ban and then only three maps remain while this is technically going to be the pick of Shopify rebellion
Both of these teams banned maps out and so we got just three maps left in the pool
So we expect both teams to be very comfortable on all three of these next maps
Absolutely, and I think we're gonna have a pretty good show of this as you said before shall I was fully over
It's a best of three now the advantages are gone. It just comes down to map pool
So buckle up sit tight go maybe get some beverages
You know Salt Lake you get a little thirsty salt probably doesn't help make sure you go
Yeah, good soda. It's all the rage here and prepare yourself for bank as
One of these teams will move to series point with a victory here on bank, and then it really just comes down to
Does that same team carry cafe for a 3-1 victory?
And Parker is not every day you see a tachanka ban in Rainbow Six Siege
But that is respect being shown to one man and one man only
NJR is without a doubt the best tachanka player in the world. It's his most played defensive operator here at the Salt Lake City Major
He has a 64% of wing rate across all maps when playing that operator.
He is so good when it comes to shooting those fires.
So, SLR say, let's just get rid of it.
We'd rather deal with him on the smoke.
He'll be playing a very similar position, starting in elevators,
and then backing off to play the site with those talks of babes to waste some time.
But keep an eye on NJR.
If he does struggle a little bit, losing that LMG and losing that primary gadget
could be part of the reason why.
This is a massive map.
there will be lots of isolated engagements occurring on all portions of the bombsites,
whether it be the top floor, whether it be the basement, which is where we are looking right now for round number one.
Expect there to be quite a bit of feudalism as these teams will come to blows.
One of the things that really benefited Shopify Rebellion back in map number one was their drone work.
That will be even more important here on this map.
SR are incapable of using Intel correctly.
They will be at a disadvantage. And dare I say it, Jesse, the team that uses Intel best
probably will be the team that ends up winning this match.
Yeah, and of course, Ambien's point of interview. Two Intel operators that we typically see Ambien over at the IQ.
So changing things up a little bit. Usually we'd see him on the snake for this bomb site, but
not unusual to see that IQ instead. Of course, we'll come through to counter that echo.
So lots of utilities still being countered out. This really is not an aggressive hold from Darkseer.
They're happy to sit inside the bomb site. We started with Neurs inside of open area.
I don't have any beer so so what I'm gonna do is
We're switching to wine gabber me a stuff I know what I'm gonna. Do is I'm probably gonna get drunk and
I
Might call those foremost and just bother him. He knows a good asses opera
That's not a spot.
That's not a spot.
That's not a spot.
That's not a spot.
That's not a spot.
On Bank will come in his hands, you know now on the rise.
Bank down, Bank me home.
Jack, you know what bro?
Hey, cheers, bro.
Cheers, my friends.
To uh, uh, hey bro, cheers to waking up today, y'all.
Cheers to waking it up.
Jack, I'm gonna say this now.
I drank one beer, a little bit buzzed.
After some wine, I'm gonna be floating off the walls.
I might even make it through the finals.
I don't think Karr hits the head of Canadian instead and finds that body shot, Craig.
Now it's a two-man lead.
Jack, I'm gonna drink a little bit, Jack, and then I'm gonna do your guys' favorite thing.
I'm just gonna call everyone.
I'm gonna drink, and I'm just gonna call everybody, Jack.
It goes in, Keno flushed out of that position, right into the arms of Rexon.
Good coordination.
Rebellion still trailing numbers. 30 seconds to go.
There goes the Yokai drone in that same position.
50 checks on the block up here.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Son, miho. Miho son.
I'm going to call those.
I'm gonna call those
It seems so fun to just call those I like following you
Bro pick up bro, please please pick up Los
Yo bro, why do you answer the phone like that dude?
Bro, because you call me over and it's a bullshit, bro.
Listen, most I've been drinking a little bit bro, okay?
You've been drinking on stream?
Yes bro, I'm drunk on stream right now.
Los, listen bro, are we still playing in 2K tomorrow or are you gonna flake bro?
Did you make a my team?
No, I'll make a my team tomorrow morning.
Sure. Yeah, do it.
So what time do you want to get your ass whipped?
That's my god.
Um, I'm thinking...
Wait, time to just get started.
I'm ready to whip ass. I'm going to be on lead before then, but I'll be on at 630 6.
Okay, so then listen, listen, listen, listen, let's do this, make your mind team,
call as much pass as you as possible, get a hold, you know, 99 overall team, whatever, and then we'll figure out if we're gonna do two out of three or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, got it, got it. And Los, what did you think about Iceman, bro?
I mean, it's a masterpiece. It's top three Drake album.
So, what's your top three?
Probably take care of views in Iceman currently.
Did you get paid to say that?
Who, what's the, yeah, yeah, drinking with people,
drinking to pay people,
to have people staying with the albums, I'm sure.
Okay, like, let me guess, let me guess, let me guess,
you didn't listen to the album.
I listened to Iceman and I personally thought
it was slightly underwhelming.
All right, so I mean, and that's fine.
That's usually what happens.
You gotta listen to it again,
and then again, and then again, and then again,
and then you just keep listening to it,
and then you'll understand it.
Bro, no, so I have to listen to the album four times,
and then I understand it.
Well, first of all, if you didn't like any of the songs
on the first listen, like there might be something
on you, like you might just, you know,
be into like some weird, like, shit.
So that I can't help you with,
but yeah, to like understand the lyrics and stuff
and the double entendre's and shit, yeah.
It's not, you can't just listen to it once.
Name one double entendre in the album.
Name one?
Yeah.
Okay, when he says
the shit about Ducking Drake,
I mean that that was like that was like a five six seven on tondra
Loose
There's no way you're trying to open your chin there's no way
There's no way six seven you're literally like keeping six seven alive, bro
Bro, Loose, listen, bro, first off, you just give me, can you just give me like a rare,
like, well, it's like something rare, something that no one's ever heard before, bro.
Do you need some rare ass shit?
Bro, I'm not some wind up toy that you can, I'm not a fucking human.
It's not a wind up toy.
No, no, I'm saying one of you never said in your life, like gave you one right now.
Bro, Loose, Loose, again, bro, you're 30.
Like I'm most I'm not doing a fucking mythical fucking
Bro, I'm not gonna do it bro. Listen, I'll see you tomorrow, bro, and I'm gonna rip your ass
Nope, nope hanging up now hanging up ice man was made
See how I got the last word in chat
See how I got the last word in when I said ice man was missing you see how I did that
The whole take is based off Will walking glass beans. Okay. Lobby. We have a lot of helping each other
Right now, I'm drinking 2023's
Now what I know about wine is basically
The older it is, the better it is, I think.
Something like that.
So 2023 is pretty good, y'all.
Pretty good.
Guys, that means this wine is three years old.
That means this wine is three years old, guys.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
No one cares.
You're wrong.
lark lark lark soar 2023 is not good okay
when a good thing goes wrong it's not the end of the world it's just the end of the world
I can't stand to watch you It's the wrong thing to do
Because you say you love me And I'll end up lying
We need to take care, bro We need to take care, Drake
Rusting each other and that last round showed how perfect it can be when you got two players
Usually on this bomb site you'll see him either on the snake or even the nook
He likes a little bit of sneaky nook play on this bomb site
But it's forced to go over to the dope feed now there is no echo being playing dark zero
What I'm gonna do tonight because I'm gonna get drunk
For no reason.
A big bounce back round from Shabba Vierebelli to get on the board.
Really nice push there to clear through the top floor, Parker.
What I like about that push is you've got the short range and the long range working.
Fuck that D bitch.
Fuck that fucking T.
Yeah, I feel like a real housewife.
I feel like a real housewife.
Yeah, and Tyler basically has just been giving me the cold shoulder the last week
I don't even know what to say or do.
Tata has literally just been completely ghosting me.
It's okay though, because I have my Botox tomorrow
at 10 in the morning with Dr. Schaefer.
He's so good.
Because yeah, they always have like
such an incremental amount of wine.
So I feel like a real housewife right now.
Jack, uh, uh, Jack, don't I, don't I join FETS call?
I'm going to literally ruin FETS stream.
Guys, FETS doing like some hyper-competitive analysis of the game, and I'm calling Lowe's
harassing him and being a drunk housewife.
Guys, I'm going to like completely ruin FETS stream.
You win this bottom four on that. I'm just gonna ruin that because that's all
haphazard opportunities to bounce back on the secondary and tertiary bombs.
Chad if you want to watch like extremely analytical siege watch that.
Right now I'm slaying bitch. Once again they will not choose to ban out the
echo this is something I'm slaying bitch. I'm slaying you. Chad I'm just gonna keep
getting drunker and see what happens.
Because you said you love me. Put the camera on ambi.
Where if they are not aware of this he could cause some real chaos amongst the ranks of dark zero
Still waiting for Andy and Rexon to devour these games
We mentioned that if things go all to plan for SR, Andy could break the kill
I got four walls to myself sitting inside the hangar no bell
They don't want me for the fell y'all want to see me win it out. You can do just Andy. Oh my goodness
The floor below
Come on, boy!
Good time ways from Kino here
NADE OUT!
Kills in this entire series he's hoping to go out of that.
The fireball is not a really new kill.
Is that a real statistic?
The price of time is now.
Me, huh.
Final 30 seconds here and there's
a lot of work to be done for Rebellion.
It's all squished and even what are you doing to it?
It's a little bit difficult to clear Kino's lead.
All head into the back, but they're not finding the kills.
The old dog can still learn new tricks.
Canadian in a 1v2 with 15 seconds to go.
You'll have to get surfed back up.
This is a decision made by Rebellion.
Running out of time.
Kino and Jaina, I know now, just waiting ever so patiently.
Canadian flies by Jack and he gets them both.
He has three kills in three maps.
Put my ass in there.
He has three kills in three maps.
Put my ass in there, bro.
Hey, hey, put my ass in there, legitimately, bro.
So important in that position,
so difficult to try to clear out from that spot,
was playing it on the warden back and around.
Today, what we've presented for you is the 2023 Cabernet
Saponade from California, from the Nackle Valley.
Chat, I'm going to be honest, bro.
I like streaming and everything.
Part of me just wish I was a real housewife.
legitimately bro chat like yeah me and me and crystal are going to go tomorrow and Pilates
after and then after that probably just going to sip wine and maybe go for a swim I haven't
heard back from Gregory in weeks I think tomorrow I'm just gonna go get more Botox
Let's figure it out from there.
Gregory's just been completely giving me the cold shoulder lately and it's sort of giving me the ick.
Jadr them saying like, isn't it just beak? How meaningless it is?
I kind of just love it, bro.
I know! It's another life, bro! I couldn't have been a real half-life.
That ass!
They have not brought that operator back out so it starts to be a little bit cautious
If you're ass, sorry, go to this anybody in the chat no Tim Dylan is anybody in the chat watch Jim Donald
Anybody in the chat
Yes, God he's so big. He's so funny, bro
Players out and be down side of me lobby. There is nobody roaming below the site
That doesn't mean there can't be somebody who flanks down late. Wait make a play kid
I'm with action.
Activating drone.
Break, in case of emergency, Ash being brought out,
an operator that a lot of old heads will be
remembering fondly, early, fragging days.
And he may be hoping to kick-start some offense.
And Ash is more of a utility-based operator these days
than she used to be.
And I mean, if you need explosive,
she's one of the best places to help you out.
But the thing is, bro, nobody got plays to Ash.
She uses the explosives.
They just run around and listen to music.
They're unbearable!
Nice.
Nice.
there's canadian to take care of faults in it amongst the smoke canadian will
double his kill total at this point in time as surface is a golden opportunity
to keep up fixes is the stake rex in there for the follow up canadian
looking for defuse kits serve finds two and a team kill is one of them
oh my good if canadian wins this i'll do which one of our streets
canadian in a 1v3 under fire as he now turns it back up to the bomb sites
He's got a good idea.
Does he have the aim?
He's picking away a tough shot to be made with this Reaper.
Beta. I mean one shot's all it really sucks.
Miho's.
He's inside a conference room now.
Looking to hold a meeting for this team.
Circle's around and it's Jane I know again.
Miho, Beta.
Chalet? Looking a lot like Bang Bang.
He's starting to get concerned here now.
Tell the difference between these two.
It's a massive round coming out from Jane. I know from Oconama walk, Wisconsin
He has been so big for this team and once again puts in the work and round. He's from scantz scantz
Yeah, anybody know anybody from Wisconsin?
They say Wisconsin like scantz from scantz coming from square from scantz
A flurry stairs and it kind of left Canadian very isolated after you kill those window players and after Andy dies right here
Canadian is all by himself walking up the lobby stairs
He wins as one versus false, but he's got no teammates to play with
He's got the diffuse kid by himself even with flight control his teammates aren't able to play the objective to put that
A fuse kid on the ground Jane
I know well and one here through five rounds on bank that is unbelievable
Janna 12 and one in five rounds. We have dark a kickoff
I can't remember exactly what day it was but Kino was at 1.2
again it just goes to show you the depth of this guard zero team anybody can step up when need
and criticism that we had was if NJR and newers are not matching rebellion blow for blow is there
enough from dark zero in the remaining three players well should I shave this
or let it grow into a beard one for beard two per shave
One for beard, two for shave.
Shave what?
What?
There's nothing there.
To see some bigger moments from SR, we are really approaching the must win territory if
you go down 5-1 on attack when both of them...
You can't grow a beard.
You're larping being drunk, Yo Bro. This is how much of the wine bottle I'm drank.
This was full.
out dueling him! This is a great read by Dark Zero and while every half has been 4-2,
TZ has set themselves up so nicely for our first 5-5.
They didn't want me fucking to.
For J9O, he's on the precipice of it.
Bro, he's 12-0!
We'll find him through the wall, we'll drop back down towards the site, so that top floor conceded
down to the rebellion, but this is still not a favorable position. Everything SRT
tried has been perfectly countered by TZ. It's attempted a fast rush in through lobby
from Canadian, but they immediately were behind him. Newers vaulted over the lobby,
You start to get those backshots right into Canadian and you start to get really scared at this point.
To be honest, Canadian has to go.
Me home.
Frankly, Parker, they're starting to stall a little bit.
Well, I mean, you lost your Blitz, you lost your Dokobie.
This was a go for broke strategy.
I'm telling you, if they got rid of Canadian, I think the team would be worse.
I'm not even kidding.
I mean, how do you course correct?
Diffuser is miles away from you and likely is...
Wait, did the analysts say backshots?
It's in the joining part of the map.
And hey, how about that, a backstab from Spoyt?
His position is getting away by that F-knot, but as long as they trade, Dark Zero will be in a beautiful spot to send this one away.
Doubled up by the remaining Dark Zero players rebellion as their work cut out for them, there's viewers playing with impunity.
Spoyt will collect a kill on defaults.
The only person to find frags so far is Gellion round.
I don't know if I like this position for Spoyt one bit, especially since he's given his position away.
Harolding his rival to the bomb site where was this?
They'll pick up that abuse kid pushing around the running at a time down goes newers
All hope now rests on
Delivered by dark zero on the first half of SR's map
DZ are up 5-1 and there is still so much time to go in this map for them to seal the deal
I'm out.
Coach caught a timeout.
Coach caught a timeout.
Coach caught a timeout.
Coach caught a timeout.
Coach caught a timeout.
Listen, on that basement side right there, if they fucking are doing the wrong, what
the fuck are you talking about?
You can hear the Twitch, Contrarta, Zalaya, and Paolo, you can hear them talking.
If you're the lobby side, take your Twitch, jump, go across the map, then go to the
debots side.
If you need to kill the blue guy, you can use Zestana, you can try to cross in
that, but in general, you can go over the wall, but if you see that, I want
you guys to go fuck that guy on blue stairs and check his access.
So you have to hit, okay, go back.
I'm gonna keep talking.
go across the map and then go to the E-box side of me to kill the blue guy
you can use this and I can try to cross in that but in general Keeniel and
Volker if you see that I want you guys to go fuck that guy on blue stairs and
she can show you this attack.
I'm gonna keep talking. Listen on the if they're doing the anchor and they're
doing their fucking blue stairs extension with the clash inside a server
Volker we're gonna take the thatcher anyways we can fuck that dude like you
can take the yank paired with thatcher and then we can literally just
yank the shadow of them thatcher so we can't clash you'll drop down
trying that guy just pop the main hatch first because otherwise
Can I just double cap him too?
Yeah, you can, there you go.
The only reason I was saying the yank is because we can also include stairs up at his bottom plate.
We can use the dash for more guns, we can do both.
Yeah, okay, I like that, I like that, com.
Yeah, does this get played better?
Yeah, it doesn't have to be on the yank.
You can also take the shield if you want to go for the Blackbeard plant.
Blitz yank, Fatcher, GG win the game.
On execute, Deimos goes main, sends red hatch, IQ site hatch, Grim and Shield and server.
guys every attack I saw from them they tried to finish server this coach is a
chat yeah he is his teammate cut him off and he was like look I'm gonna keep
talking that was fucking aura that was actually I might steal that line look
I'm gonna keep talking that was beat down for that doesn't mean it's a
guarantee but if that's what we think we're setting up for my chat just said
Dante's hit GM say you swear to God
They're up 12 kills
What is he listening to?
Chat chat they're up 12 kills. I think he did it y'all he did it
I'm proud of my coach
On open, Sledsley see your pills.
When the going gets tough, that's when experience can make the difference.
And there is nobody in NA more experienced than Shopify Rebellion.
Colespoit, he's in the middle of a match!
In finals!
The fuck are you saying?
That resilience down 5-1 now versus DZ.
Do you have eyes?
spoken by both call out and super in that time out lots of moment words being
exchanged between both really call out and his players in that one where he
says listen I need to control the mic for these few minutes a lot of ideas
that I can put into your heads this is gonna be a tough half marker there's
no other way to cut it
I just broke my glass bro no I just broke my glass no I hit it too hard
John Tess got you down.
Only one thing would make this better double LP double LP double LP
fucking C plus okay guys why did my jungler from that game invite me to a
lobby
he did it bro he got grandmaster
he got grandmasters bro
I heard you were talking shit come discord we vaudeville
you're an npc of hecarim you guys know motherfucking doodle
best hecarim in the world
It's just the game, dude!
Just the main character prevails once again.
We still have a Canadian's kills, but the one person I want to touch on that needs to really step it up is Wrexon.
13 kills in map number one.
Four kills since. That is just not going to get the job done.
And while our concerns about Dark Zeros, Fraggers, were real,
Here we go, Scott. Blitz coming down to blue.
Blitz blue, Power Bridge on. Another Blitz player versus another Clash player.
Alright! Let us see how do you lose that?
Oh, that shotgun is not a great shotgun in the game. Parker probably bought for the Rotates,
but unfortunately it doesn't go exactly as he wanted playing against Kino.
Now, Canadian, he's left without a teammate with a ball back and trying to play close to the site.
And Neuers has a really good opportunity to jump on spoint as Canadian now needs to wander back
Dark zero assembling their forces over here and down goes Canadian
waiting for the call
Spoint will likely slip up
Here they come. The cavalry has arrived. Dark zero need a single kill and they will find it to move to match point here on bank
Can you believe it?
Yeah, um, Shopify Rebellion.
Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut.
Cut. I don't know what the fuck's going on, but this shit is not good, y'all.
Ro, I broke my wine glass. I'm such a piece of shit!
I got to get a new one.
They were still able to win through the 4B5, but what counters were coming in from Dark Zero?
You saw them bash away that clash, you did a great job to apply pressure to Canadian.
This play from Kino, one of the best shield players in the entire world,
and you got to look at the clash from Canadian, maybe a little bit far back,
maybe a little bit passive when it could have been an up-helping reaction across those stairs,
then just prove the smokes.
I mean, it's a massacre coming through towards the end here.
Fault a couple of big kills to get to even in round number seven.
Jane, I know 13 and 1, it just doesn't get better than this.
An unbelievable showing from this Dark Zero team.
People who did not keep such a keen eye on the North American League kickoff
might forget that this DZ team went into the playoffs undefeated.
And then some of their weaknesses got exposed.
Wildcard gave a serious run for the 25 fears did as well.
And DZ...
DZ...
...emerged as a favorite.
DZ...
...didn't look as strong.
Or so we thought yeah, maybe they were just saving some of the gas in the tank for this exact moment
And the longer that this series is going on is longer that this event is going on dark zero has made steady improvements
And I mean you
You'd be forgiven if you said this was DZ's map. This is SR's map
There is a high likelihood we go to cafe with DZ sitting on series
How big do you think freshest smile is right now in his coat?
Well, they're not done yet. 6-1 is still something you can come back from. A Canadian will start us off strong. Shot gun frag right onto Newers, shot him down now, 4 and 6. Open area is the bomb site, but the top floor is always going to be a heavily-confested area. Kino jumps in now. He's the one with the defuse kit.
Still a couple of rebellion players up on this top floor. It's gonna be Ambien Rexon trying to hold this down. When do they drop?
Standoff now is Rexon's the intended target.
Hitting over and there does an IHR cell call so well. There goes Kino.
Rebellion need anything to keep themselves in this series.
Three more kills will buy them some time, but this team,
look like they were in free fall they managed to turn it around here on this
defense game he will find a kill of his own. J9O and NJR have made magic happen
on this map but not against the odds that they currently face. If anybody
would want a 2v5 it's these guys Parker. It might be the start. They take
Rexon down through that conference wall. J9O is secure. NGR following up on
the flash one minute left in the round. J9O trading out ambi. There's another now over
by the bomb chassis, but they're spoilt for the assist. Holding over towards archives,
leaving J9O in a tough spot and circle, sending him away. Still right for the rebellion, but
they're losing forces.
That is good news and potentially upsetting news.
Like the hill for them to climb four rounds back of dark sea.
I have good news and potentially upsetting news. Good news? I'm drunk. Which means
means I'm gonna listen to music potentially upsetting news YouTube I have to end on YouTube
because I'm about to blast music rest in peace. I got race cars outside. I got Oh, it's one
of the right. Chat. What is the name of the song? Yeah. This game is fucking jover.
Yeah, what is the name of this song?
Yeah, this song.
I can believe in this song.
I can believe in this song.
Yeah.
Listen.
Raise cars, I say.
I got you.
Hope you're on the right.
If you want to find out everything I'm about.
I'm trying to help you out.
I'm trying to help you out.
Here's to another, here's to another train, yeah.
Every day I do it with you.
I'm a rider and I'm a man.
That's the new faces.
I need a face.
Breaking a white glass is never good luck.
What time is it?
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I'm waiting for him to get you out of hand.
We need a miracle, man.
Five straight rounds to stay alive.
We have five, two, three, two, one, go.
There's gonna be no player left in the house.
There's gonna be a hero, more than a boy.
You're gonna need to take a bow.
You're gonna need to make sure the first is better.
You're gonna have to take it now.
I'm not gonna let you get it, boy.
We got us party like this girl in H-12 tonight.
I don't know my mother's story, mother trying to spin her
So just forget about the mother
Just start dancing, start dancing
I don't know my mother, mother trying to spin her
I don't know my mother's story, mother trying to spin her
Life we've seen, life we've passed, life we've been
Isn't the only end of the series
Who can take my life completely
So before we won the fight
Doggie Verified grief
Say you swear to god doggie verified grief
Say you swear to god doggie verified grief
say you swear to god doggie verified grief
Don't troll me Don't fucking troll me
Don't fu**t control me
No we didn't
You fu**ing lying b**ch
You fu**ing LIE!
You LIE!!!
No we didn't bro!
And you're going to the concert!
Just let them load down!
I
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I believe that you are a savior, my boss says that she's worthy, but I'm gone and slay her, and when I look at you, you're dead and I forget all that's wrong, I sleep so I can see you, cause I hate to wait so long, I sleep so I can see you, and I hate it so it's all wrong.
Seems to my fingers too, about the kind of thing that makes you proud.
That jumping house that never worked out, worked out.
And in the eyes of the face, a dark red land comes to the stake
All the bad energy has gone astray
I don't like her, oh, oh
You'll miss me all the time, and I'll be like a sailor
But how do you get to this?
How do you tell me what's my favorite?
Oh, I'm the God that I believe in
And I'm the savior of the world
And you've been worried
But you've been in my favor
But how do you get to this?
You might forget all that is wrong
But seeing somebody can see you
Cause I made it to this far
But seeing somebody can see me
I
Got one get ready to cry guys guys get ready to cry guys get ready to cry y'all
Guys, get ready to cry, guys, get ready to cry, guys.
You feed your a bitch with that crystal net.
The boy's gonna lose if that this team wakes up!
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I only got a couple people to talk to, and it's not true.
Nothing else to say, you must be out of this and this practice
with me, can you just stop doing a practice with me?
Get a go.
Get a go.
I'm just keeping this to myself.
And I don't stick it for peace and freedom.
And I'll tell you I'm crazy.
Get a go at me.
I'll tell you I'm crazy.
And I'll always be here to be your side.
And it's just get.
Don't stress, don't stress me.
chatter, I'm drunk.
chatter, I'm drunk, bro.
I'm actually drunk.
I'm not gonna lie.
We know you're a zesty drunk.
Place she will by Lil Wayne.
She just started to pop it for a homie
and look back and tell me, baby, it's real.
And I signed out to her for a second.
All right guys we need to start cooking now now like now
jeez
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Now it's surf, a nice flick on NJR through that hatch.
Rebellion with a number's advantage in surfing.
I don't give a fuck if you love him.
I don't give a fuck if you like me.
Ask me how did it feel.
Catch it, it didn't surprise me.
Let's not look in my right.
You need to understand it's out of me.
You're looking for some people I love.
That's why you should try me this time.
But I miss it.
What did I miss?
It starts a lot.
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
It's cool.
It's cool.
It's cool.
It's cool.
It's 5-2 map 4.
We need Spoy to do something great right now.
We need Spoy to do something fucking insane right now.
chat he's just over me how we need to wipe it something great right now chat we
We need map 5.
That is over.
That is over.
5-2, still alive here in this series, plenty of games still potentially to be played.
Jesse, you say to yourself there's always two halves to a game of siege.
Rebellion will get to defend cafe, it is a tricky map for them.
DZ are quite dominant on both sides of this map, so again for DZ fans,
you are a little worried about giving a small opportunity for the rebellion.
Rest on the results that your team has amassed on this map because if you do rest on that there is a
More than greater likelihood that they will be able to win at minimum two rounds and really that's all they need to do
Yeah, or two half is what SR accomplishes
They lose the championship you need to do exactly what dark zero did to you a five one half
Come on wait right now, man
I
That's a little
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I always figured it would be the comedy thing
So I started rapping just to see what drama it brings
But big dawgs should we set times with hollerin' me
And as the time passed, I rhymed faster
Lines crafted was high class as I master minecrafted
God damn who'da thought it'd get like this
Back in 2010, music wouldn't make that list
I'm talking top five to ten straights with no wings
I would not lock my pen dry with no air oil
That's the least what I start to lock on
And scratch the pen till I saw a line draw
Then I couldn't let bygones be bygones, but I really wanted to rock till my line drawn
Like where the fuck is my peak yet? Not brown, but I make it pop and I beat that not crown yet
But I don't think I decree that my loud but you know I'm ready to tweet that I just really hope I'm ready to be there
Now you see him
We're in CG sports history a few years later in Charlotte we got a
I got jumped for nothing dude. I got jumped with fucking nothing. It's over. Play Counting Stars, JC.
Lately I've been losing sleep, dreaming about a cell you could hear.
Dreamin' about the things that we could be
But baby, I've been, I've been prayin' hard
Said no more counting dollars, we'll be countin' stars
We'll be countin' stars
I see this life, like a swinging vine Swing my heart across the line
And my face is flashing signs Seek it out and we shall find the old
But I'm not that old, young But I'm not that old
And I don't think the world is sold I'm just spinning it out
And it tells me how to fly I'm gonna tell you something's wrong
I'm gonna tell you something's wrong I'm gonna tell you something's wrong
I'm gonna tell you something's wrong I'm gonna tell you something's wrong
Yeah, it feels like everybody's been given a new life here on this DC team.
Since the start of the season, they cemented themselves as the best team in North America.
They'll have another opportunity to prove it today.
They've been showing that so far.
Let's see if this boy can bring it back.
90 seconds deep, we're halfway through the round and everyone remains.
This is expected.
When SR are playing the full anchor setup down inside the kitchen,
you don't expect early frags to come through.
Ambia's likely going to be the first point of contact.
As this hatch opens, he has to be sharp.
But he's let two players drop.
And now it's J9L under fire inside of Freezer. Kino getting confused. Get down. There's a flash. A reaction. No runs.
Lamps down. No!
Suddenly we want to go 45 seconds. Showdown. Fultz on the board first. Traded out. There's Neurs as well.
DZ with the upper hand. Looking to lift this trophy. Down goes Canadian. They've got Andy. Isolated.
isolated. Darkness is long in their ally, but it's the Lake City. DZ have found their light.
Once again on American soil, Dark Zero will be major champions.
No doubt about it. V-Vogue's dominant team inside of North America and inside the globe.
from the very start of kickoff. Dominate through the group stage. Stumble a little bit at small
moments bro.
Miho beta. Miho beta beta miho. I think bro. Canadian. Canadian you're one of the goats
the game bro but just go to the light man walk to the light it's time to retire
so long but he's made his way out shot of a rebellion gave them a pretty decent
run for their money but we were like you have to be able to shoot somebody
eventually bro to the dominance of this dz team they were well prepared they
were well studied and they were able to make those changes on the fly to
knock out their rivals and secure their second no look at sport gross place of
sad no no it's again with a very different lineup and one familiar pace
DZ will lift the spoil kids so good map 3 and just got literally launched
How about that, Salt Lake City?
Fultz, 2020 was the last time you lifted a piece of Siege silverware.
This must feel like a long time coming.
Yeah, I mean, a lot of emotions right now, for sure.
Tell me through them.
Well, you just, you come to these tournaments year after year.
year after year. I mean this is like you said I haven't been in the finals in almost six years
probably and you fight so hard year in and you come to every single event and it stinks to
fall short as a competitor but like what makes it true competitor is how you know you dust off
you reset you get back in the lab and you train hard just for moments like this so I'm happy I
won without we all won but I feel like the most rewarding thing is uh almost like proof of
of our hard work is what this feels like.
Just to show how hard we've worked.
I think it's absolutely obvious,
and that display from you guys was dominant.
At what point in this final did you feel
like you'd taken control?
Control felt after a bank.
Bank, it felt like control was in our hands,
and then we just had to keep it simple.
They did fight pretty hard on the bank,
like we're on the attack side, but yeah, bank.
What do you think guys, should we lift this bad boy?
All right, here we go.
Yorambo Six, Salt Lake City Major Champions.
Da-Zera!
Oh!
That's going to be me, chat.
Y'all can laugh.
That's going to be me.
It's going to be me, bro.
Y'all can laugh.
I don't really get to fuck.
What's up with the laughter? Why did, why did the chat just start exploding with emotes?
No, it's gonna be me y'all. It's gonna be me. What, like, what is this shit? Jit, miho,
even like y'all are making up shit lol son
but bro like at the end of the day
i want to be clear and concise with what i'm saying because i am drunk
At the end of the day, bro, Canadian, you're one of the greatest of all time.
I'm never, I'm never going to say you are, but me, we need you in the TMS.
I saw you shooting an SMG 11 today on Chalet and I damn near shit myself.
Like you have to be able to shoot somebody in the head to win a major.
Like maybe five years ago, three years ago, bro, you need to be able to shoot, period.
But yeah, still, let me make myself clear about a part, let's turn up your volume.
Let me make myself clear.
Still one of the greatest ever, but bro, you got to be able to shoot, huh?
Second, Ambi, you're the truth.
Ambi, even though you might have lost this major, bro, do you see this clip on fucking
Twitter or something?
You are the truth, my boy.
Amby, you're the truth.
All right, you're the fucking truth.
We're stopping at its finals, bro.
He would've won.
I wanna die.
We're stopping at its finals, he would've won.
Oh my God, oh my God.
It is what it is, y'all.
What's South has done?
I'm not a game this guy's been playing League of Legends ready for 12 hours Jesus
Yeah, he got grandmaster chat. I'm about a yo chat about a good off well
I'm about to get off, bro, I'm sorry, chat, chat, can I be honest with y'all?
I drank way too much wine, guys, this is how much wine I drank, this bottle was full,
So much wine I drank in one stream.
Mijo, Mijo, Mijo, Mijo.
Yeah, I got to go to bed.
Yo, love y'all boys, bro.
Listen up tomorrow.
League of legends with own a pixel.
Dante's is going to coach us.
It's going to be early after that.
We're playing Los Polos and a 2k wager on my team.
Channel of y'all boys, bro.
I love y'all boys man and
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty drunk right now, but I'm pretty drunk, but when I'm drunk I'm my most
My most honest chat, I love y'all bro
Chat if it wasn't for you guys dude, I have no
Earthly idea what I'll be doing in my life, bro, and I genuinely mean that from the bottom of my heart
It wasn't for y'all. I don't know what I'll be doing. I don't I don't know when I was a kid
I didn't really like many things bro, but I like streaming a lot
Love y'all bro for real. Love y'all boys
It wasn't for you guys man. I don't know what I'll be doing
You guys are goats
Play league if I play league right now
I'm gonna eat the fuck out of my team because I drank this much wine bottle
I don't know that much.
I drink that much wine bottle.
Not much for real, I love, like before I go, bro,
I just wanna say I love you guys, bro.
Legitimately from the bottom of my heart, I love y'all.
Not only for the fact that you guys have made
my life extra nomically better,
but you guys have made my family's life better.
And I love y'all, bro.
I love y'all, voice man.
That's why even if I stream for two years in a row,
I'm proud to get a stream for three years in a row.
Because this is the least I can do for y'all, bro.
Y'all literally, literally changed my life, bro.
Love y'all chat.
Have a great night.
Remember, God first, God bless.
And in case I don't see you, good afternoon.