[504/730] 🟨 LEAGUE OF LEGENDS w/ OHNE & DANTES 🟨 2K WAGER vs LOSPOLLOS 🟨

Jynxzi

05-18-2026 · 5h 38m

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[00:00:00] Now that they're gone, I'll never look back at Mom GT

[00:00:05] Wish I had said it was like you, blue-eyed, bonding, perfect body

[00:00:11] Maybe I should try harder

[00:00:15] You're still out of your expectations, I'm nowhere to be

[00:00:21] I was never caught on board from the inside, it's more pretty

[00:00:27] Did you think he felt like me?

[00:00:31] Not in sex, but in securities.

[00:00:49] Often I'm upset

[00:00:53] That I cannot fall in love but I guess

[00:00:57] This was the stress of falling out of it

[00:01:04] Are you tired of me yet?

[00:01:08] I'm a little sick right now but I swear

[00:01:12] When I'm ready I will fly us out of here

[00:01:16] Yeah, what is up?

[00:01:18] Turn on your porcelain, I'll cut my hair, Mr. Free Fire, to me, bro is still wine drunk,

[00:01:34] no I slept it off I'm good, shut up! Bro, yesterday's stream was bad, I was legitimately

[00:01:40] Trump yesterday. I'm not even kidding.

[00:01:42] Thank you, Stare.

[00:01:49] Now, Chad, I'm not even gonna lie. I'm slightly hungover.

[00:01:53] Hungover stream today. Let's see how I do.

[00:02:00] This is the best part.

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[00:02:15] Hi, guys, yo, bro, I'm hungover. Hi guys

[00:02:40] tonight your porcelain face i can't really think right now in this place

[00:02:48] that's too many colors enough to try all of us insane are you dead sometimes

[00:02:57] i think i'm dead because i can

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[00:12:40] Green tea, baby

[00:12:42] Hey, hey, hey

[00:12:45] We ain't a lie, someone call me Demi up

[00:12:48] If I call up your shirt right now

[00:12:50] She pickin' up

[00:12:52] Your boy's got pink on my neck

[00:13:08] Fuck, I missed the brieffire

[00:13:09] fire

[00:14:09] I move the scene, I say it don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one?

[00:14:16] Go to dance, go to go around, she said I am the one.

[00:14:24] Go to dance, go to go around, she said I am the one.

[00:14:25] Go to dance, go to go around.

[00:14:26] uh-huh

[00:14:30] do a moonwalk

[00:14:31] you wanna see me do a moonwalk

[00:14:35] highbives go for camp

[00:14:38] you're too near they will be a king

[00:14:41] as you cause to soon

[00:14:42] then heavy head turned with the ice cream

[00:14:45] be the one

[00:14:48] who would dance on the floor

[00:14:50] do you wanna see a moonwalk?

[00:14:51] I need socks

[00:14:54] People all saw me, be careful with you

[00:14:58] I think I'm throwing up in young girls' hearts

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[00:18:24] what is good what is good who enjoyed the concert lose take over the prime stuff

[00:18:34] bb take over the prime stuff daniel jones take over the tier one presented

[00:18:38] Daniel Danny Lopez take over the prime good start take over the prime chat bro

[00:18:43] I'm telling you we might hit a hundred thousand subs today I'm just saying

[00:18:48] Sensei, the prime, middle OB, negative two one.

[00:18:51] This is what Onay talks to me.

[00:18:54] Are you hungover slightly?

[00:19:03] Oh my God, okay.

[00:19:05] I love my jinxie with the five gifted.

[00:19:08] Appreciate it, Ken. Appreciate it, Ken.

[00:19:10] Now chat.

[00:19:11] Me and Onay Pixel are going to be slaying ranked lobbies with Dantez coaching us.

[00:19:15] How do you think it's going to go today, y'all?

[00:19:17] How do you think it's gonna go today?

[00:19:19] And then later we might do a Los Polos 2K wager.

[00:19:25] I need to call them if we got time.

[00:19:28] Cuz chat tonight is my cousin's birthday and we're going shark fishing chat.

[00:19:34] Going shark fishing.

[00:19:35] So I'm gonna end at like 830 y'all.

[00:19:37] Just a heads up five hour stream part time or shit.

[00:19:47] your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying to reach is not available.

[00:20:03] At the tone, please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up.

[00:20:09] Yo, Los Polos. You said we're going to do a 2K wager in three hours. Where are you at, bro?

[00:20:15] Yo.

[00:20:17] Yo, were you listening to my message?

[00:20:20] No, one message.

[00:20:23] I left a message. I was in the middle of leaving a message.

[00:20:26] What kind of schizophrenic shit is this, bro? What's up, dude? I'm on the phone.

[00:20:30] Yo, Loze, bro, are we still good? Like, do you want to do, like, 6.30 tonight?

[00:20:35] No, I told you. I got that dinner, but I'm free after that.

[00:20:39] me ho I can't because loose I'm free until I'm free until 8 30 and then I'm

[00:20:46] going with my cousin for shark fishing tonight

[00:20:51] shark fishing dude yes bro those some people leave the house bro

[00:20:57] how are you saying that when I invite you to a heat game and you're like yeah I'll

[00:21:01] let you know and then 10 minutes later I got a twitch notification that you're live

[00:21:05] Because you're like, oh yeah, it's three hours from now and the game is in two hours and it's a three-hour drive

[00:21:11] Like most I don't have wings. I'm not a fucking bird, bro

[00:21:19] Okay, let's do it tomorrow. All right, dude tomorrow. I'm free all night, bro. I'm a chub

[00:21:27] All right

[00:21:29] Okay, chat what is good, yo. Chat, what is good? Why are you guys saying GTA? Oh, it's

[00:21:42] sitting Monday? Oh my god, I forgot about GTA. Me hose chat me hose. I'm doing league with

[00:21:50] and Don't Test. I can't do RP today. I can do RP tomorrow. High-vives, Gotham. Yo, high-vives,

[00:21:59] what's up, bro?

[00:22:00] Hey, Jigs. Hey, Jigs. I just wanted to start off the day, bro, and call you and make sure

[00:22:04] that you're having a fantastic Monday. It is 518-2026 at 3.20pm, and I just wanted to

[00:22:12] make sure, bro, that you're having a great day. Do you have a smile on your face? Are

[00:22:17] you very aga or not?

[00:22:21] Thank you, Abbas.

[00:22:21] No, seriously, bro.

[00:22:22] Thank you.

[00:22:23] I don't even know how to process this information right now,

[00:22:25] bro.

[00:22:25] Legitimately, thank you, bro.

[00:22:27] Dang, no worries, bro.

[00:22:29] I heard you were a little drunk.

[00:22:30] Did you take medication today?

[00:22:32] Because I don't want you feeling bad and chipped,

[00:22:34] because I would never wish that on you, bro.

[00:22:37] Like, taking any medication, maybe some Advil, maybe

[00:22:40] ibuprofen, maybe something like that.

[00:22:41] You know what?

[00:22:42] I haven't taken an Advil, but I'll take one right now.

[00:22:44] Thank you, bro.

[00:22:44] I appreciate that.

[00:22:45] I want to say hi entertaining drinks. I don't want to see like down in the dumps jinxy

[00:22:53] Throw me face jinxy. That's what I don't want to see

[00:22:56] Yeah, 100% bro. Amen appreciate it bro. Hi guys. I just want to say I was in your stream today when I was golfing bro

[00:23:03] And I saw bra. I saw you have 40,000 viewers. Hi guys. Yo put it here, bro. Put it here pal

[00:23:09] All right, Tixie, yeah, it's 40,000 fucking chat, T-15,

[00:23:15] Claude, AI, Viewboss.

[00:23:18] There's about 40,000 people watching.

[00:23:20] I get view-botted every day.

[00:23:22] Are you live right now?

[00:23:24] Are you live right now?

[00:23:25] No, no, I can't.

[00:23:27] No, no, no.

[00:23:29] Bro, chat, high-vives?

[00:23:30] I'm not kidding.

[00:23:31] High-vives, we got 40k.

[00:23:33] Bro, you take the congratulations.

[00:23:35] Everybody congratulate High-vives.

[00:23:38] Yeah, but it's just AI, Bernard's looking at me, bro.

[00:23:43] They're not real, they're not chatting, they're not logged in.

[00:23:46] Don't disperner, dude.

[00:23:47] Don't disperner, dude.

[00:23:48] Bernard's never wronged you, bro.

[00:23:49] Don't disperner, because if he's watching my streaming,

[00:23:52] he doesn't know what's happening.

[00:23:53] No, fuck you and fuck Bernard.

[00:23:57] No, I was going to be positive today.

[00:23:58] And then you brought up the viewbot and you know that's a low blow.

[00:24:01] I give you about it every day and you know it.

[00:24:04] You fucking know it.

[00:24:05] But today was next level, bro.

[00:24:06] I saw you have 40,000

[00:24:08] Bro high-five. You're not getting view about it, bro. You made it like

[00:24:13] Bro have a red 40k today, bro. Hey, bro. You know what? I want to take out my anger on you, bro

[00:24:18] I've been saving this up you fucking triple chin McDonald's hairline looking bitch, bro

[00:24:25] You fat fuck. I hate you. I hate you, bro

[00:24:30] I disagree with the McDonald's

[00:24:37] hair line. It's more of a

[00:24:38] Vegeta hair line. Chat, what is

[00:24:41] good? Chat, what is good?

[00:24:43] Y'all hope y'all boys are doing

[00:24:45] good. Hope y'all boys are doing

[00:24:47] fine and dandy. Mob with

[00:24:50] a band chat before we get on

[00:24:52] League. Let's hit a model. The

[00:24:59] best game in the world. Before we get on League, we need to get to the highest

[00:25:03] rank in the game. We're not going to start. Yo chat, I just, yo chat, do y'all

[00:25:08] notice, but I'm ranked on the chat website. Guys, what's the name of the

[00:25:11] website? Bro, somebody DM me on Twitter today, instead I'm 32 global in the chat

[00:25:17] ranking website. Bro, what's the name of the site chat?

[00:25:22] Oh, just chat rankings.

[00:25:29] Oh, shit.

[00:25:34] Oh, what?

[00:25:36] You got a feeling.

[00:25:48] Look, official chat rankings right here.

[00:25:52] Look, official chat rankings.

[00:25:56] Climicular cherimogs by chat judge.

[00:25:58] Oh, this is big news.

[00:25:59] Okay.

[00:26:00] Here's the rankings.

[00:26:04] Now chat.

[00:26:07] This is an official site.

[00:26:09] These are the official chat rankings.

[00:26:11] Now, if you scroll down here.

[00:26:15] Marlin's at 13. If you scroll down here chat, you'll see me, right? No, I direct! What?

[00:26:24] Jinxie also known as Goon Bird. I disagree with the nickname, but here I am chat, 39 Global.

[00:26:33] 39 Global in the world. I mean not bad. Guys, legitimately not bad. You know what I'm saying?

[00:26:38] But the only way we're going to get up here is by mogging people on a model, that's it.

[00:26:45] Lock and chat. What we're going to do today is we're going to hyper zoom in our face and see

[00:26:54] if that makes anything different. And chin up, chin up, chin up. We need to get a chat

[00:27:05] Today we need to get a chat breaking. Come on

[00:27:13] Right here check that's the perfect pose right there

[00:27:26] Bro where the fuck am I boning?

[00:27:28] Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, center your face before

[00:27:37] the scan starts, waiting for opponent to connect, find new match.

[00:27:45] Mog hard block in.

[00:27:47] Bro, I'm centering my face, what the fuck?

[00:27:50] I'm centering it, what's happening?

[00:27:55] I'm literally centering the fuck out of my face.

[00:27:57] What's going on, bro?

[00:28:01] What?

[00:28:02] You left a refresh during an active match.

[00:28:04] This counts as a dodge?

[00:28:07] You can dodge, Morgers?

[00:28:09] Yo, guys, I'm not dodging a match.

[00:28:12] Your guys' shitty fucking website doesn't let me load a match, motherfuckers!

[00:28:18] I have 164 elo and I'm a sub three with a dying rose.

[00:28:23] To get low tier Normie, we need 337 elo.

[00:28:26] That's a grind! What?

[00:28:31] There we go.

[00:28:56] Well played, bro. Well played, brother. Yo, I can't hear this guy. He's talking shit,

[00:29:08] but I can't hear him. I can't hear him. Chat, how do I hear him? Use your phone, that's

[00:29:15] the method. Bro, I can't hear him. Hi, guys. Is the site muted? Yo, bro, stop fucking celebrating.

[00:29:22] Act like you've been here before.

[00:29:24] Act like you've been here before.

[00:29:31] All right, try not to fix that.

[00:29:32] Bro, this guy's celebrating a win like that.

[00:29:35] Bro, act like you've been here before, kid.

[00:29:43] I gotta get my coffee.

[00:29:44] Watch, now they're gonna load me into a game instantly.

[00:29:46] Watch.

[00:29:47] What is he doing?

[00:29:54] What is he doing?

[00:29:57] What is he doing?

[00:30:02] Yo.

[00:30:07] Okay.

[00:30:10] Okay, buddy.

[00:30:13] Yeah, I'm definitely looking jeansies chair.

[00:30:16] What's up kids.

[00:30:18] Really.

[00:30:20] How can you know that you're coming.

[00:30:21] Rematch, rematch, rematch, rematch, rematch, rematch,

[00:30:25] rematch, I didn't count.

[00:30:27] Rematch, rematch, rematch.

[00:30:28] All right.

[00:30:32] Rematch and then he flips me off.

[00:30:35] Pissed in his cereal. Legitimately. Who fucking pissed in your cereal, bro?

[00:30:40] He gets some fraudulent-ass zero-point win and then gives me a middle finger.

[00:30:45] Like, bro, you got a 4.4 rating.

[00:30:47] Chatiloki wanted to rematch us to farm points. I'm not gonna lie.

[00:30:58] Lock it.

[00:31:00] Lock it.

[00:31:01] Lock it.

[00:31:02] If this site doesn't load, I'm getting on chest.

[00:31:06] Browload!

[00:31:07] My god!

[00:31:08] There's 3,000 people online and I'm looking for one opponent.

[00:31:13] How is it not loaded?

[00:31:14] Alright, fuck this site.

[00:31:17] Lock in chat.

[00:31:19] Guys, as you can see, I'm at 426 elo.

[00:31:26] Aka my highest elo I've ever been!

[00:31:30] My po-

[00:31:31] What is this opening?

[00:31:32] What type of disgusting fucking opening is that?

[00:31:35] English defense?

[00:31:36] I've never seen that.

[00:31:43] And then he gets the bishop out, bro.

[00:31:45] Is this guy a sociopath?

[00:31:47] What is this?

[00:31:49] Chat, what the fuck is this, bro?

[00:31:53] We go here.

[00:31:58] I mean, bro, he's gonna let me instantly castle.

[00:32:00] Should I do it?

[00:32:01] I don't like getting my queen out earlier.

[00:32:04] I like, I'm just gonna fully develop chat and just be super disciplined little kitten.

[00:32:17] Bro this guy's playing like a fucking freak.

[00:32:21] Alright bro, fuck it, I'm just gonna do this a little, no that's not good because then he

[00:32:24] just pushes the pawn.

[00:32:25] Let's do this.

[00:32:26] And then we castle over here, good king safety.

[00:32:29] Ooh, we can get jumpy with this little night chat.

[00:32:37] What do I want to do?

[00:32:38] Do I want a castle?

[00:32:39] King of the castle, king of the castle.

[00:32:44] Bro, we can get jumpy with this night here.

[00:32:46] We're going to have to see though.

[00:32:49] Okay.

[00:32:50] He threatens my queen.

[00:32:55] This is easy because we have Queen takes check if he takes with the Bishop.

[00:33:02] Block that vision there.

[00:33:03] We have Queen takes check with like a diagonal Bishop defending the Queen sort of.

[00:33:09] This guy's a lot higher.

[00:33:10] You know what I mean?

[00:33:11] So if we win this, we get...

[00:33:17] I think I just blundered the entire match.

[00:33:20] Yeah.

[00:33:21] Yep, I just blundered.

[00:33:24] This is check, but, well, I think I've blundered, yeah, this is what happens whenever I get

[00:33:33] my queen out early.

[00:33:34] Look, this game's not over, but we need a T up right now.

[00:33:38] This is check, check, take, take, but then I lose Bishop.

[00:33:45] And I can't even take the Bishop.

[00:33:51] I don't know guys I don't know how to get out of this.

[00:34:06] This is a different type of check but it does nothing.

[00:34:14] Oh my god that pawn was so good by him.

[00:34:17] You know what bro?

[00:34:18] Let's do the...

[00:34:20] We're going to trade this with our bishop.

[00:34:27] I thought for a second this hangs the queen, but it doesn't.

[00:34:30] I think I just found the best move I'm not even kidding.

[00:34:32] Cause take, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, take, take, queen takes check.

[00:34:38] Guys, we got out of there with our life.

[00:34:41] We still lose a knight, but we lose a knight.

[00:34:48] We have Bishop check, Bishop check into Bishop take, Queen take space.

[00:34:55] He's deciding if he wants to take or move.

[00:34:57] If he moves, Hasselman's going to be hard for him.

[00:35:02] Okay.

[00:35:04] I take.

[00:35:08] Can't take those guys.

[00:35:11] Look, man, it's not ideal, but it's as good as you can get in that scenario.

[00:35:13] You know what I mean?

[00:35:18] All right, push the pawn, get control of this.

[00:35:31] I'm fine if he takes this because I just have this.

[00:35:34] So I kind of wanted to pop this.

[00:35:36] All right, he does it.

[00:35:38] We take back.

[00:35:39] He goes, he has nothing.

[00:35:42] He has nothing.

[00:35:48] Now chat, here's what we're gonna do.

[00:35:49] Infiltrate with the knight, maybe.

[00:35:57] Remember guys, if I go on a winning streak today,

[00:36:01] this is gonna be my first time ever in February love.

[00:36:06] Okay, that's interesting play by him.

[00:36:09] He's doing it to protect,

[00:36:11] I don't even know why he's doing it honestly.

[00:36:13] I have a lot of cool stuff I can do, I think.

[00:36:20] This play does nothing.

[00:36:22] This play literally does nothing.

[00:36:24] This is all locked up,

[00:36:25] so we need to start developing other ship

[00:36:27] because this is all just locked.

[00:36:29] So let's just keep pushing our pawns

[00:36:30] and let's try to get control of the center of the board.

[00:36:33] Because even though we're down to material,

[00:36:35] I swear to God, our development's better.

[00:36:37] Jack, we're down to material.

[00:36:39] Whose position would you rather be in?

[00:36:41] His knight's locked up, his rook's locked up.

[00:36:45] Whoa, what's that?

[00:36:45] What's that do?

[00:36:51] Cause now we have pawn takes, take, lose bishop,

[00:36:55] take with the knight.

[00:36:57] This square is going to get literally gaked.

[00:37:04] Okay.

[00:37:06] So we have this, which does nothing.

[00:37:08] We just need to keep pushing our pawns guys.

[00:37:11] I think our only way out of this is just collapse on the square.

[00:37:13] So look, he has pawn take, we have bishop take, he has bishop take, we have knight take.

[00:37:21] And I just ripped my head set out of the socket.

[00:37:23] Guys, I'm telling you, if I can play clean, we will get...

[00:37:38] Okay, in this scenario, if I take...

[00:37:41] he takes, and then I take check, he takes McQueen.

[00:37:45] That's his only legal move.

[00:37:47] Bro, we have a way to fuck this guy.

[00:37:50] I'm not even kidding.

[00:37:51] Jack, this is made.

[00:37:55] This is made.

[00:37:58] He's gonna go for the fork on the Rooks,

[00:37:59] but we could literally checkmate him and ignore all of it.

[00:38:02] Jack, his next move is night here to fork my Rooks.

[00:38:07] my rocks but I have a checkmating sequence I think I do if I take he takes I take again

[00:38:19] with Bishop he has you can't do this so it's only legal move with this guys I'm not kidding

[00:38:25] I have a checkmate in sequence this is checkmate this is checkmate wait I forgot

[00:38:39] I had to do this first no I'm good I had to do that no I forgot how to do this

[00:38:44] first no it's only checkmate if I do this first I think bro he's gonna go for

[00:38:53] the fork. Yep, there it is. Okay. I can checkmate this fucker, bro. Might end up being too long.

[00:39:09] He has two legal moves, he has king takes or queen takes.

[00:39:16] So he takes with the queen, how can I fuck this guy, how can I fuck this guy?

[00:39:31] He's going to take my rook.

[00:39:33] Bro, I think this is a checkmating sequence.

[00:39:37] Because I go here. I'm just gonna try it. What's life without trying? I think this is

[00:39:44] checkmate now. Now that the queen's here. I'm gonna have that. Okay. Take, check, one legal move.

[00:39:55] Queen, check, take. Guys, I'm not kidding. I think I'm actually a chess prodigy.

[00:40:04] Check.

[00:40:05] I think I'm a chess prodigy.

[00:40:08] This is checkmate.

[00:40:10] I'm not kidding.

[00:40:11] Look at it.

[00:40:14] This is checkmate.

[00:40:16] This is checkmate.

[00:40:17] I'm down to material.

[00:40:19] Okay, he starts to defend it now.

[00:40:22] But listen, bro, we don't care.

[00:40:24] Pawn takes check, queen takes, and then I have...

[00:40:30] Is that back break, mate?

[00:40:32] No, no way.

[00:40:33] That's not, but I think I went a rook and a queen.

[00:40:36] He actually found the one way to stop it,

[00:40:38] but I think I went a rook and a queen.

[00:40:41] I didn't even see that he could take with the knight.

[00:40:44] See bro, this is why I'm bad at chess though.

[00:40:46] Chad, I didn't even see that he could take with the knight.

[00:40:49] Pfft.

[00:40:51] All right, well, this whole strategy's fucking shot now.

[00:41:00] Guys, this whole strategy's shot.

[00:41:03] He's going to win my rook, ugh this guy is so disgusting for getting away with that.

[00:41:12] Well wait a minute we still have this pawn push, this pawn push is dirty.

[00:41:17] Look I'm just going to ignore him taking my rook because if he does his knights just,

[00:41:22] wait is this?

[00:41:26] If he takes my rook his knights out of the game we can win this without a rook, it doesn't

[00:41:29] matter, the rook doesn't matter, his king is in a fucking blender.

[00:41:32] That was actually the best move he could have did.

[00:41:39] Well hold on a damn minute.

[00:41:41] Hold on a damn fucking minute.

[00:41:43] Rook takes knight!

[00:41:46] Queen takes rook!

[00:41:47] I take queen!

[00:41:49] Queen has to move!

[00:41:50] And then we have Bishop check!

[00:41:52] And it's protected by the rook.

[00:41:54] This guy lost.

[00:41:55] Get brutally fucking mobbed, Mickey.

[00:41:57] You were up to material,

[00:41:58] but you ran into somebody who's better than you are.

[00:42:01] This sequence ends the game.

[00:42:07] Queen has to scamper off, yup.

[00:42:11] Check!

[00:42:12] Wait.

[00:42:13] No.

[00:42:14] He always had some bullshit moved!

[00:42:22] Bro!

[00:42:24] Bishop check, why not, right?

[00:42:27] Then he goes here, his only move is that, bro this guy is such a fucking chan, I mean

[00:42:42] what do I want to do?

[00:42:45] I have to activate this knight, I reckon.

[00:42:52] I have Queen takes check, he has Rook takes.

[00:43:09] Why don't we trade Queens?

[00:43:10] I think I gave him a get out of jail for the card shot.

[00:43:17] No, I didn't.

[00:43:18] I can't do this because then he has that bullshit.

[00:43:21] It's got to be a good deal.

[00:43:23] I think I gave him a get out of jail for the card shot.

[00:43:27] No, I didn't.

[00:43:28] I can't do this because then he has that bullshit.

[00:43:32] I think I gave him a get out of jail for your card chat.

[00:43:36] No, I didn't.

[00:43:38] I can't do this because then he has that bullshit.

[00:43:40] This guy's so fucking lucky.

[00:43:42] I swear.

[00:43:43] I'm going to go here, here, here.

[00:44:08] fuck! I had this match dude! I let him get out of jail when I traded queens. Once I traded

[00:44:37] Queens that took all the pressure off of him. He's King still

[00:44:42] fucked, but I just don't think I can win.

[00:44:46] All right.

[00:44:54] I'm going to need every bit of material to win this guys.

[00:45:00] Let's do this or something. No. Let's do what do I do?

[00:45:07] What the fuck is he doing?

[00:45:11] All right, thanks for the pawn.

[00:45:12] Appreciate it.

[00:45:13] What are you doing, bro?

[00:45:16] Bro, he's up through material, but this look is inactive, so we're kind of just tied.

[00:45:30] completely useless move by him literally completely fucking useless this guy's so bad I can win

[00:45:51] I have 40 seconds. I have to start with an S. That threatens nothing. Oh, young is.

[00:46:00] Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Young is Rook.

[00:46:06] Wait, move this.

[00:46:08] There's no other option to win I gotta get a queen and I gotta get a queen fast I have

[00:46:25] 20 seconds to be behind my bishop. Wait, you didn't even see that I hung my bishop.

[00:46:37] Okay, I was gonna say. I have to get a queen, I have to get a queen, I have to get a queen.

[00:46:43] No, no, no, no, no, please I have to get a queen, I have to get a queen.

[00:47:55] I get myself into so much time from a chat.

[00:48:24] I wasn't going to teach you that whole time, bro.

[00:48:28] I get myself into so much time trouble.

[00:48:30] All right, chat.

[00:48:31] Let's see if they're ready, bro.

[00:48:35] Let's see if Onepixel and Dante's are ready.

[00:48:39] Shout out to make a group call.

[00:48:44] Wait, Onep was in my stream?

[00:48:45] Oh, god.

[00:48:46] He watched that in the bottom.

[00:48:47] Bro, get the lamp out of my face, Onep, make a group call.

[00:48:52] I didn't know they were watching chat. I was like the most embarrassing game of chess ever.

[00:49:03] Ah, Jesus, bro. I'll get 500 Elio someday, chat, when pigs are flying. I got you, bro.

[00:49:11] Don't you fucking worry, chat. When fucking pigs are flying, I'll be 500 Elio.

[00:49:18] Now I'm not going to lie, this is going to be P.

[00:49:28] Yo.

[00:49:29] I thought I'm going to be a one quick win.

[00:49:31] Actually, no, we shouldn't win because bro, one of us will feel like Asa.

[00:49:34] Hello?

[00:49:35] Da, da, da, da.

[00:49:37] Yo, One.

[00:49:38] What's up?

[00:49:39] Well, well, well.

[00:49:40] I saw that.

[00:49:41] Hey, nice pre-moves, bro.

[00:49:42] Nice pre-moves, bro.

[00:49:43] Yo.

[00:49:44] I am not asa.

[00:49:45] Nice try.

[00:49:46] I'm going to add, uh, uh, uh, John says, okay.

[00:49:49] Yes.

[00:49:50] Jinxy, if you're down as well, bro, I feel like I'm ready for a rematch.

[00:49:53] If I'm just, yes, bro, I've, bro, I've lost a lot of money to you with gifts.

[00:49:57] That's ups.

[00:49:58] I'm still the same illo as you, but oh man, I feel ready right now.

[00:50:01] I'm not going to lie.

[00:50:02] Okay.

[00:50:03] All right.

[00:50:03] Let me have a swing.

[00:50:05] Yeah.

[00:50:05] I'd call it.

[00:50:10] Say what's on your mind.

[00:50:11] I'm a car away.

[00:50:12] Yeah.

[00:50:13] It's good guys.

[00:50:14] Yeah.

[00:50:15] Yo, that is, I have you at 67% bro, since the last time we spoke, bro.

[00:50:20] Wait, was that intentional or was it like, I think it was pre-67 mean bro, I think it was pre-67 mean, so no, it was not intentional.

[00:50:29] Wait, you guys met each other this year?

[00:50:31] Yeah, I played a repo game.

[00:50:33] What? You guys played repo how long ago?

[00:50:36] Ah, fuck.

[00:50:37] When was that, bro?

[00:50:38] Maybe like, half a year?

[00:50:40] Yeah, but no-

[00:50:41] WHAT?!

[00:50:42] Like maybe even like a year or some shit.

[00:50:44] And and wait Jinxie there was even xqc in there too. Holy crossover episode

[00:50:49] Bro, you guys are playing repo six months ago. What that's actually Pete

[00:50:55] Yes, sir ski

[00:50:56] All right, so that's the size of before we open. Can I quickly whoop his ass and chess?

[00:51:03] You know first if you want if you know chess like we'll get you

[00:51:06] Yes, I'll cast chess. I got you guys. I got you guys. I'll be like the caster this game

[00:51:11] I was I'll jinxie are you scat are you down?

[00:51:14] Uh scared bro I'm not scared of you.

[00:51:18] Okay, I'm not scared of you bro.

[00:51:20] Okay, but only you might have to be a little bit careful though because if you if you're

[00:51:24] gonna win jinxie is gonna ask you to draw.

[00:51:28] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no that's a little blow that is a little blow.

[00:51:35] Okay, only you have you added.

[00:51:38] I think so, right?

[00:51:39] When playing...

[00:51:40] Play online.

[00:51:41] Oh no, you know I've played chess 55 days consecutive, bro.

[00:51:46] What?

[00:51:47] Actually?

[00:51:48] Uh-huh.

[00:51:49] Send the thing to discord.

[00:51:50] Send the thing to discord.

[00:51:51] I've played chess against T1, he fucked me.

[00:51:53] Ah, yes, I'll try, I'll try.

[00:51:54] You played chess against Tyler 1, bro.

[00:51:57] Yes.

[00:51:58] Oh no, that's like coughing baby versus nuclear explosion.

[00:52:01] Why would you play Tyler?

[00:52:04] He's like 2k-ila.

[00:52:05] Yes, bro.

[00:52:06] Yeah, you want to put some money on this?

[00:52:08] I'm down I'm down last time we did last time we did uh yeah, bro. What do you want to do a hundred gifted?

[00:52:14] I'm down for 100. I'm down for 200

[00:52:18] Dude 200 bro. Okay, you might give me do a hundred case ups. I'm not kidding

[00:52:23] Okay, bro, cuz I know I'm

[00:52:26] Listen, I'm close to a hundred K. I think you'll be the finishing touch

[00:52:31] Let's do 200. Let's run. Okay. I have to get it in the game though

[00:52:33] Oh guys guys have a better idea

[00:52:38] 670 gifted subs on the line

[00:52:42] Do you want to do that okay?

[00:52:45] Yeah, you're not filling up my 100k subs as I can say bro nice now, bro

[00:52:50] Too much okay, okay, I'm gonna send a few in discord now join this. Yes, you're the goats

[00:52:58] All right, so we got 200 get the subs on this and don't has this commentating bet

[00:53:02] All right, fuck yeah

[00:53:05] Okay, here we go. All right, so we got a winner

[00:53:09] So on white we got only pixel on the top corner on the bottom corner on black

[00:53:14] We have Jinxie

[00:53:16] 419 elo versus

[00:53:18] 530 now Jinxie starting off by moving some pot. Okay. I'm not gonna lie. Oh nice 530 elo is a little bit speculative

[00:53:25] It's up for speculation

[00:53:27] Okay, got you so only is 530 elo in name only while Jinxie is actually under

[00:53:35] Represented mmR wise, but it looks like some crazy things are happening

[00:53:40] Jinxie's making a pond staircase right now and

[00:53:43] Onay is actually getting both of his bishops out on the board now

[00:53:48] There's a twin defense happening on both them right now as Jinxie brings out his horses now

[00:53:54] Now the bishop is coming out too, Jinxie look, yeah Jinxie?

[00:53:58] Who taught you this with the pawn?

[00:54:00] Who taught you that?

[00:54:01] That blocks.

[00:54:02] I looked up what is one of the most unique openings I can do and it's set to Kao but

[00:54:07] that's already Tyler's and then it's set to Hippo.

[00:54:09] I'm using the Hippo on you buddy.

[00:54:11] You're using the Hippo.

[00:54:14] Yup.

[00:54:15] Alright, so we have the Hippo versus the Elephant this game.

[00:54:20] As Jinxie and One are locked neck and neck, neither party has taken any pieces yet in

[00:54:29] this 10 minute blitz round.

[00:54:31] Now it looks like Jinxie is actually moving his pawn upwards.

[00:54:35] He's making a slow scaling attack as One brings out all of his pieces to be on the board.

[00:54:42] Now who's going to win?

[00:54:44] He who plays for the pawns or he who ignores them?

[00:54:48] This game is gonna decide it all.

[00:54:50] Oney, what is this opening, bro?

[00:54:52] I'm gonna vomit on my desk.

[00:54:53] What the fuck are you playing?

[00:54:55] Bro!

[00:54:56] For example, half-on-nike moves, buddy.

[00:54:58] Brother, are you just gonna slowly approach me

[00:55:00] with these weird fucking pawn gaps?

[00:55:02] What even is this?

[00:55:07] All right, so now, Jynxy, incomplete confusion.

[00:55:11] As Oney-

[00:55:11] Yo, I watched that!

[00:55:12] I'm not confused!

[00:55:14] I'm not confused!

[00:55:15] I'm just analyzing, bro.

[00:55:16] I'm not confused.

[00:55:17] Okay, okay.

[00:55:17] Jingxi analyzing the board state as only pixel whips out a super secret German strategy.

[00:55:26] Now is he going to go for the Blitzkrieg?

[00:55:29] We're going to have to wait and see what happens here as both bishops are primed.

[00:55:33] The horses are locked in and Jingxi is also locked in a lot on the line here.

[00:55:40] 200 gifted subs knew that shit was coming on it.

[00:55:46] Yeah, but I'm the lowest seal I have 300 you know, you know what you're talking about though, you're locked.

[00:55:58] I know dude, like the thing is it's like coaches don't play like I could coach Magnus Carlson, but it's like I couldn't beat him. Does that make sense?

[00:56:07] Bro, you could not. No, no, that is don't fuck. No, that doesn't make sense.

[00:56:12] No, she wouldn't jinxie when I was young and I'd walk around the first thing that I would think is that if I were to hire a local

[00:56:22] Militia, how could I take over like malls and shit like that? Like I have a warrior's brain, bro

[00:56:28] I could teach Magnus a thing or two cat

[00:56:32] I thought you're gonna. Well, listen, you might say cabbie. You just lost the bishops. You better fucking focus on the game

[00:56:36] Rated, dumbass!

[00:56:39] What type of fucking chastor is this, bro?

[00:56:42] Fucking crazy.

[00:56:43] Okay, okay, Wade.

[00:56:45] All right, so now Jinxie going for the castle

[00:56:48] as One slowly moves his pieces up.

[00:56:51] So it looks like Jinxie is priming himself in a position

[00:56:54] to look for an aggressive play,

[00:56:56] but One is playing a lot more defensive.

[00:56:58] One putting the pressure on the position.

[00:57:01] That's it.

[00:57:03] Right now, whose position would you rather be

[00:57:05] in black or white right now.

[00:57:08] Uh, white.

[00:57:12] That's my guy.

[00:57:13] Jinx your chop, bro.

[00:57:15] Bro, neither of your rooks are activated, buddy.

[00:57:18] Yes, but the thing is that even though neither of his rooks

[00:57:20] are activated, oh wait, never mind.

[00:57:22] Wait, oh, never mind.

[00:57:24] Yeah, I think I'd rather be in Jinx's position.

[00:57:26] What?

[00:57:28] One, only half of your fucking units are AFK, bro.

[00:57:32] Yeah, one, your rooks are fucking in no man's land, bro.

[00:57:35] What type of development is this?

[00:57:38] All right.

[00:57:39] Oh, you'll see, you'll see.

[00:57:40] So it looks like GenC is analyzing the board,

[00:57:43] but he has yet to realize that One is whipping out

[00:57:46] a secret signature move that was recently developed

[00:57:49] called the Darth Maul Gambit.

[00:57:51] Yo, hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:57:54] Hey, bro, do you wanna get punched in the mouth?

[00:57:58] Dude, I'm not even making it up, One, I'm right, aren't I?

[00:58:03] I'm doing the last more gamut right now. Yeah

[00:58:07] No, let me ask you a question on a where do you get your shoes from?

[00:58:11] Put local bro, okay

[00:58:17] No, you're supposed to you get them from the Darth Maul

[00:58:22] So now it looks like all right, so now Jinxie and on a they're locked one of them has no bishops

[00:58:28] The other has no horses, but we know that horses have four legs and bishops only up to

[00:58:35] therefore

[00:58:36] Jingxi is actually a better put as in a worse position because only has more legs on the board right now

[00:58:43] Bro, you're just

[00:58:49] Structure this pond structure is like chess porn look at that bro. Oh my god

[00:58:54] I'm going to be honest with you guys, maybe I should sit down because I'm trying to get

[00:58:59] a little bit bricked looking at this pond structure.

[00:59:01] You fucking should.

[00:59:02] That's the shit I'm talking about.

[00:59:04] You guys think that's what like pro chess players do before they like have sex with

[00:59:08] their girlfriends?

[00:59:09] Like they just sit there and they play game of chess and they're like.

[00:59:11] 100 bro, 100%.

[00:59:13] I guarantee it.

[00:59:16] I guarantee it bro.

[00:59:17] Yeah, move the pond upwards and then they just start going like crazy.

[00:59:21] Okay, I have a good play here.

[00:59:23] You just fucked up, One, and let me explain why.

[00:59:25] The reason why that move is so bad is because now you're obstructing your bishop's vision.

[00:59:29] Your bishop has like no vision right now.

[00:59:31] No, my bishop is defending my pawn.

[00:59:34] Let that one summer.

[00:59:35] Mio, you have a piece depending on a fucking pawn.

[00:59:39] Wait!

[00:59:40] One, what if you moved your queen to support that pawn?

[00:59:43] Yo, bro, don't.

[00:59:44] Wait, you can't help.

[00:59:45] Keep speaking, keep speaking.

[00:59:46] Oh, wait, am I not allowed?

[00:59:49] Dude, I'm 300 elo.

[00:59:51] like it's like a mentally disabled kid giving someone that like advice on the

[00:59:54] test okay you know what thinking about there thinking about there okay so now

[01:00:03] look they're both locked in right now we need to see what's happening all right

[01:00:08] that can't be good you can see can't be good for who I'm gonna allow your

[01:00:14] bishop to just be useless for the rest of the game now what the hell are you

[01:00:17] trying to do wait that was the last move period am i drunk am i missing

[01:00:25] something jinxing horse yes yes exactly yes yes yes I fucked up

[01:00:44] because I fucked up

[01:00:51] Start typing me if you want to get this up from own a schnitzel

[01:00:55] No, bro. I'm not happening start typing me bro. Fuck if you want to get this up from own a schnitzel wait wait

[01:01:02] Jinxie say what you just said like the word you were saying but then add a ho after

[01:01:07] me oh

[01:01:09] Yeah, bro, you got to get your brains again.

[01:01:14] Okay.

[01:01:15] All right.

[01:01:16] So it looks like one is actually sacking the bishop here, but he manages to trade one of

[01:01:21] Jinx's pawns.

[01:01:22] So it looks like it's a good trade for one.

[01:01:25] That's right.

[01:01:26] Pawns are more valuable in late game Jinx.

[01:01:28] That's not a good.

[01:01:29] Yeah, bro.

[01:01:30] What are you commenting?

[01:01:31] That's a trade.

[01:01:32] That's not a good trade, bro.

[01:01:34] I'm up.

[01:01:35] Jinx.

[01:01:36] Ponds can become queens a bishop always says a bishop remember that exactly

[01:01:43] Who coach you bro who coached you like what is this?

[01:01:46] Bro, I've just been playing a lot bro. Oh, hey when you played me in the tournament, bro

[01:01:50] I was like a little infant toddler baby boy

[01:01:58] Jinxie starting to get all of O'Neill's pieces

[01:02:01] It's not looking good right now when the game started only was thinking gold gold gold, but now it's looking like it's just another comment

[01:02:10] Okay

[01:02:11] Fuck

[01:02:12] I go here

[01:02:17] I'm about to do it. I know but it's either a partner a shit. I actually don't know what I'm about to do with my pants

[01:02:24] Limit tested yo, I'm not fucking limit testing my pants, bro

[01:02:31] Yeah, it's either a fart or a shit. I honestly don't know guys.

[01:02:36] Alright, so now let's see what happens here.

[01:02:39] So it looks like One and Jinxie are still both locked in.

[01:02:43] Now neither of them have any bishops, but One has no horses either.

[01:02:51] Now without his four legged friends, will he be able to still prevail against Jinxie?

[01:02:56] I don't know yet.

[01:02:58] Jinxie's board seat isn't looking that good though.

[01:03:00] though he has one night that is unable to be locked in and used but Onee also has one as well

[01:03:27] Wait, oh my god

[01:03:30] Why are you laughing?

[01:03:32] Did you think you saw something?

[01:03:34] Yeah, I did.

[01:03:36] But I didn't. Did I?

[01:03:38] This is good. I think it was decent.

[01:03:40] Suck.

[01:03:42] Don't tell me I'm not.

[01:03:44] Ooh!

[01:03:46] One going for a super aggressive play

[01:03:48] forcing Jinxie to be locked

[01:03:50] in to a choice.

[01:03:52] Does he sacrifice

[01:03:54] the knight?

[01:03:56] Or does he sacrifice the tower?

[01:03:58] that's right what I don't have to sacrifice shit all right so now it looks

[01:04:07] like Jinx he says he doesn't have to sacrifice shit and he completely ignores

[01:04:11] what I just said there for me oh nation it's oh nation it's over you just lost

[01:04:16] the game your queen is going where can your queen go tell me tell me where

[01:04:21] Uh, right here, right here, now where can she go wait couldn't you have killed his like

[01:04:39] Pond? Where can your queen go?

[01:04:41] Looks like an un-test. Need to cook.

[01:04:53] Holding night vision.

[01:05:03] This actually got real intense.

[01:05:05] Now guys, we're not on a camping trip right now, but this game is looking very intense.

[01:05:22] What even is that?

[01:05:24] Bro, the time is ticking on a schnitzel.

[01:05:30] The time is ticking.

[01:05:36] I think this helps me, bro.

[01:05:38] I don't know.

[01:05:41] Because then I just get to look into the empty file.

[01:05:44] Jyncey deciding to trade queen for queen.

[01:05:48] Now was that the right decision?

[01:05:50] I don't think so.

[01:05:51] time to tell

[01:06:02] which is why would you trade your queen when you're ahead though

[01:06:04] you'll put a sock in it

[01:06:06] i'm not sorry fucking commentators this i'm up to three minutes and i get a

[01:06:11] rookie to an empty file

[01:06:15] i don't hear you

[01:06:17] sometimes are exploding in this

[01:06:18] Now Jinx is worried about empty files right now, but soon when we're playing League of Legends,

[01:06:22] he might have to worry about a different type of file that he might find on this team.

[01:06:28] All right, so now he's going. He's looking to completely annihilate all of Onepixel's pawns.

[01:06:36] Now Onepixel's pawns dropping one by one as Jinx's little tower thingy is just completely

[01:06:44] annihilating and ravaging his backline.

[01:06:47] Yep, precisely, bro.

[01:06:53] Fuck, Dante's fucking me!

[01:06:56] Listen, listen, One, you can still bring it back, bro.

[01:06:59] You can still bring it back.

[01:07:00] OK.

[01:07:02] Wait, OK, listen, OK.

[01:07:04] If you want to bring it back, all you have to do

[01:07:06] is find a way to kill his knight, because look,

[01:07:09] his king is locked behind three pawns.

[01:07:12] If we can get to a point where we like, chop that guy in, it's instant checkmate.

[01:07:17] You understand?

[01:07:18] You're right, you're right.

[01:07:19] Alright, so now walking.

[01:07:21] That's the main good play here, I'm not even joking, wait.

[01:07:23] Bang.

[01:07:24] Ooh!

[01:07:25] Onepixo, doing a completely insane play out of a field, while Jinxie is forced to respond.

[01:07:31] Now Jinxie, looking for the pawn, is he gonna go for it?

[01:07:34] Onepixo, just sitting there laughing to himself, as he notes that Jinxie is now in a rockin'

[01:07:40] in a hard place. Give us your best evil laugh! Quick, Oni!

[01:07:44] What the fuck is this, bro?

[01:07:52] Jinx's heart rate spiking through his chest right now as he realizes that Oni knows something

[01:07:58] he doesn't. Now Jinx is at a complete loss for words. He doesn't know what to do. His

[01:08:03] time has been ticking for a minute. Shut the fuck up, Dundee! I'm trying to focus!

[01:08:09] Take, take, take, take, take, take.

[01:08:16] Oh, okay.

[01:08:19] Okay.

[01:08:21] Okay.

[01:08:23] So now, it looks like GenC is trying to set up a cap-can defense while owning.

[01:08:38] while One is not allowed to enter further than Reyes.

[01:08:42] Oh my gosh, that's a massive mistake, holy fuck.

[01:08:46] I just asked for a redo.

[01:08:51] Do we do this? That's probably bad.

[01:09:00] All right, how are you doing?

[01:09:05] I don't even know what he's doing.

[01:09:08] All right, so now

[01:09:10] Jinxie looking for a crazy ass play well on a incomplete confusion doesn't know what's going on

[01:09:18] I actually don't know

[01:09:21] Feet screens checkmate, I'm gonna crash into and check me

[01:09:26] You have one I you have one legal move and then the next one

[01:09:30] There's no way wait. It's not checkmate. Can you just go back here?

[01:09:34] Wait, maybe it's a vengeful checkmate, cause then here, then checkmate.

[01:09:43] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:09:45] No!

[01:09:46] No!

[01:09:47] No!

[01:09:48] No!

[01:09:49] No!

[01:09:50] No!

[01:09:51] No!

[01:09:52] No!

[01:09:53] No!

[01:09:54] No!

[01:09:55] No!

[01:09:56] No!

[01:09:57] No!

[01:09:58] No!

[01:09:59] No!

[01:10:00] No!

[01:10:01] No!

[01:10:02] No!

[01:10:03] No!

[01:10:04] I got that fork with the pawn and the bishop and then everything opened up

[01:10:10] Now on a don't be too mad about the loss because our rumors that Jinx has a secret off-stream account

[01:10:16] We as 5,000 elo. Yeah, okay. No, you're pulling a mood up

[01:10:20] No, I'm not pulling a fucking

[01:10:24] Yo, Gigi's man Gigi's bro. So cool. I think about my god Gigi. I need my revenge at some point

[01:10:30] If you want to get to Jamal today, type me bro. Just type me dude.

[01:10:35] Who wants it? Who wants it? Who wants it?

[01:10:37] Fuck man, there you go.

[01:10:39] W Onee!

[01:10:41] Alright, are we ready for some League of Legends?

[01:10:47] Let's fucking do it bro!

[01:10:50] Onee, you signed into your account, right?

[01:10:52] Yeah, that's probably not my name.

[01:10:54] Fucking beautiful.

[01:10:56] Okay, so how is this gonna go, man?

[01:10:58] Okay, so this is what I'm thinking we do.

[01:11:00] listening yep so there's a 3v3 game mode that was just released called arena 3v3

[01:11:06] okay so in order for one to get used to the ping and so he could be used to the

[01:11:11] 100 ping and then also we could work on communication I was thinking we would do

[01:11:15] one game of the 3v3 arena and then afterwards you guys hit a little

[01:11:20] fucking crazy duo queue session League of Legends has a 3v3 mode yep

[01:11:25] Oh, hey, do you want to play that?

[01:11:28] Hey, I listen to the coach bro. I'm down. I'm down. Now, hey, this coach. He's pretty mentally unstable, bro. Just saying

[01:11:36] Yeah, so

[01:11:37] Hey, oh, hey, just like only if you check your email

[01:11:41] I sent you a waiver already sir. You're just gonna have to sign that just so that like we're on like a

[01:11:47] Good for things about it. If anything happen

[01:11:50] wave or what

[01:11:52] like a waiver to say that whatever happens happens you know what I mean

[01:11:57] like a fucking NDA what are you talking about bro

[01:12:02] so yes kind of wait

[01:12:08] jing see jing see yeah yeah why did the why did the guy not sign the waiver

[01:12:14] I don't know I don't know

[01:12:18] Cuz he didn't feel like saying hello back

[01:12:23] I don't

[01:12:25] Yeah, I don't even fucking get it

[01:12:27] That's not typing me already gifted. Okay. No listen. Oh, hey, what's your username? We need to know your username

[01:12:35] Simone Simone real

[01:12:38] What do I spell that?

[01:12:40] Uh, Zimmerman. Z-I-M-M-E-R-M-A-N-N.

[01:12:45] Okay, I'll check it. I'll send it.

[01:12:46] Wait, Oney, what is Zimmerman?

[01:12:49] Zimmerman, it's my last name. It's my gov'ing. It's my gov'ing.

[01:12:52] Wait, Oney, say Z again.

[01:12:54] Yabra? What?

[01:12:56] Say Z.

[01:12:58] Z.

[01:12:59] Okay, but you just said Z.

[01:13:02] Yes. Z-I-M-M-E-R-M-A-N. Zimmerman.

[01:13:07] In Germany, you say Z for Z?

[01:13:10] Yes, yes. When we spend things, yes.

[01:13:12] Oh.

[01:13:14] Uh-oh.

[01:13:15] Okay. Ben.

[01:13:16] All right. Now, Jamesy, what you could do is, since Onay liked Zed, how about you first

[01:13:21] time Zed in this arena game?

[01:13:22] Yo, bro, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, Zed is a character?

[01:13:27] Zed is a character?

[01:13:28] Yeah, Zed, you remember the ninja that teleports his shadows?

[01:13:32] Oh, that was the guy that was fucking me.

[01:13:34] Oh, my God, there's Onay, there's Onay.

[01:13:36] There's Onay!

[01:13:37] Come on!

[01:13:38] Let's go, guys!

[01:13:39] Okay guys now listen listen listen before we go in we need to know what champ are you guys thinking of playing during the duo session and

[01:13:47] What lanes that way we can properly set up a strategy

[01:13:51] I plan on playing Warwick or and or master Yi and or Diana in a pinch in jungler on a okay

[01:14:00] Hopefully not top lane after the most critical incident. I'm not gonna lie. No, no, no

[01:14:03] I plan on playing

[01:14:05] Anivia top lane.

[01:14:07] Or us.

[01:14:08] He lied.

[01:14:09] No, no, no, trust me, bro.

[01:14:11] Or he lied top lane, but I would prefer Anivia, bro.

[01:14:14] I'm a golden Anivia.

[01:14:15] Okay, so I do have good news for you, One.

[01:14:18] The good news is that Jinxie never ganks top and he never paths top.

[01:14:22] So you're just gonna have to worry about yourself this game.

[01:14:24] How is that good news?

[01:14:26] Because Jinxie, think about it, bro.

[01:14:29] If One is like a typical gold player, then he can win on his own.

[01:14:34] own while you just dominate the rest of the map. Think of it like you guys are two titans stomping

[01:14:40] through the land crushing everyone underfoot. Okay, okay so but how does this 3v3 mode work

[01:14:47] though? I don't understand. So this 3v3 mode what it is okay is it's literally you just fight.

[01:14:54] Okay so how we're gonna do it is we're just gonna have to sit here while we're playing right and

[01:15:00] And we're going to work on callouts, right?

[01:15:02] So callouts are inside.

[01:15:04] We're going to have to work on, like, for example,

[01:15:05] One, like, guys, I'm going to stun.

[01:15:07] I'm going to stun.

[01:15:08] And then Jinxie, yo, I'm going to ult.

[01:15:11] And this is also going to help us, too,

[01:15:13] for the next Jinxie Invitational,

[01:15:16] because it's going to make it so you guys learn callouts.

[01:15:19] OK, OK, got it.

[01:15:20] Now, in a 3D 3D.

[01:15:22] Are you bringing another league, Tony?

[01:15:24] Probably someday, yeah.

[01:15:25] I've just got to get better at the game first.

[01:15:27] OK, good, good, good.

[01:15:28] because only you can't go out like that

[01:15:30] no bro oh my god

[01:15:31] bro mojprit go get a full on documentary of your guys's match

[01:15:34] stop

[01:15:35] stop stop stop

[01:15:37] alright

[01:15:38] let's go

[01:15:38] i'm trying to stop afterwards

[01:15:40] like i didn't plan on playing again

[01:15:42] am i panicking?

[01:15:43] yeah i hope not

[01:15:44] okay good

[01:15:45] so looks like we all got our champs so guys

[01:15:47] make sure you walk it in

[01:15:49] and make sure you have

[01:15:50] oh wait

[01:15:50] there aren't any runes in this game

[01:15:52] i actually forgot that

[01:15:54] bro do you even know a mober playing dude?

[01:15:57] But I'm gonna be honest, when I play League, the only thing I play is ranked, I barely even know half the modes that come out for the rest of the game.

[01:16:02] Why the fuck did you tell us to play this?

[01:16:04] Because, bro, it's for communication, because only Pixel's on 100 ping, right?

[01:16:10] So that means that since he's on 100 ping, he needs to get used to the ping.

[01:16:15] He needs to warm up, right?

[01:16:18] They banned Warwick, these guys are fucking sniping.

[01:16:23] What am I saying?

[01:16:24] Hahahahaha, Jesus!

[01:16:27] No, no.

[01:16:28] Just play your second man, Jinxy, just play your second man.

[01:16:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can play you, I don't have a-

[01:16:35] Okay, so now, Jinxy, this is good because you might get sniped in the actual game itself,

[01:16:42] right?

[01:16:43] So since you might get sniped, practicing is gonna be super good.

[01:16:47] WAKEN STRAKE!

[01:16:49] WAKEN STRAKE!

[01:16:51] What do you mean, Drake?

[01:16:52] Drake?

[01:16:53] Read the Anni's name bro! It's fucking Jake!

[01:16:56] Shared by Bobby, celebrating his album, oh gosh.

[01:16:59] Oh my god, here we go.

[01:17:00] Here we go, Jake. Holy shit.

[01:17:02] Lock in, lock in.

[01:17:02] Bro, guys, okay, here's the thing.

[01:17:04] Is this like a one-lane A-Ram bullshit or is there lane?

[01:17:08] No, no, it's like we spawn in a big circle, it's an arena,

[01:17:12] and you just fight to the fucking death.

[01:17:14] It's how you practice fighting.

[01:17:18] Oh god.

[01:17:19] Okay.

[01:17:20] Let's go, let's go.

[01:17:21] What break are you? Yes, you go

[01:17:24] I'm peak lap around pick that but I haven't played a lot. Yes. No, listen, bro

[01:17:29] He played in Dante's when was season five?

[01:17:32] That was about 12 years ago

[01:17:38] You

[01:17:41] Oh my god, okay, so like gold you would say we take a gold

[01:17:44] Well, better than gold, bro. I swear I was the one of the most game. I swear I was the one of

[01:17:49] you will see today. You will see today. I made 30 kills.

[01:17:52] Think of it this way. Think of this way. Jinksy, every single year, he low inflation gets worse.

[01:17:57] It's like real life economy inflation. Yes. So if he was platinum back in season five,

[01:18:03] unironically, today, he would be masters if he kept that same skill level. Okay, that's

[01:18:09] I feel like a master, I'm not joking.

[01:18:12] So every year that goes on ranks become easier to get?

[01:18:16] Yes, so, Jensi, because One is masters, throughout the games you're going to have to call him master whenever you refer to him.

[01:18:25] Oh my god, okay, alright master, Mark.

[01:18:28] No worries, no worries, Iron Junko.

[01:18:32] Alright, alright. Yo bro, I'm soon to be brun. Yo, One, after today, we're going to go on a crazy fucking win streak.

[01:18:38] win streak the whole chat's gonna be shopped as to how fucking good of a duo we are and i'm gonna

[01:18:43] hit bronze today first time ever love contest yep what are the odds of us going from right now

[01:18:52] straight to challenger without dropping a game win streak to challenger without a single loss

[01:18:58] yes what are the odds i think we'd have to start d-dossing right or something no no no no

[01:19:04] unironically, unironically, I would say about 35%.

[01:19:08] Yeah, all right.

[01:19:10] Get this motherfucker out of the call, Brown.

[01:19:12] No, listen, let me explain why.

[01:19:15] Let me explain why.

[01:19:16] Let me explain why, OK?

[01:19:17] You are only ever limited by your own bad plays, right?

[01:19:23] So if you guys were to just lock in and take, like,

[01:19:26] crystal meth and start playing perfectly,

[01:19:29] then you would actually be able to win every game straight

[01:19:32] to Challenger.

[01:19:33] Does that make sense?

[01:19:34] Much out of saying it's 50 50

[01:19:39] Okay, yeah, I'm gonna be okay, so what just

[01:19:43] Yeah

[01:19:49] What the fuck is this

[01:19:55] Just click whatever looks good just read whatever you'd like whatever looks cool as fuck, okay

[01:20:04] Whoa

[01:20:08] All right, so guys we are getting stream snagged we are getting stream snagged is he like jerky yo, don't why would you tell us to play this are you playing back?

[01:20:17] Dude, no

[01:20:19] Guys, it's to practice communication. So I find my life. Yep. Bye Jinx. You make sure did you buy boots?

[01:20:27] Yeah, bro. Good. Why am I here? What is this? Okay, so listen here's one. So so guys

[01:20:34] Yes, so here it's like the play this is the light the prep phase now. We're gonna fight okay, so this is what we're gonna do

[01:20:41] I'm gonna take the fun one with James C and now only we're gonna need you to go in

[01:20:52] Okay, nice on the part on the part on the part

[01:20:55] Yep, this is good. This is good. So now just keep hitting the

[01:21:00] Okay

[01:21:01] Guys help what help?

[01:21:03] Okay, so listen. I'm not gonna block them. Yeah, we have just keep fighting keep fighting keep fighting kill the jarvan

[01:21:11] Yes, yeah, I'm a circle and you were five so I'm a circle you avoid them

[01:21:18] Okay, so now guys focus the ground oh wait, she's supposed to be kill the party but I thought about that

[01:21:25] Hey, James, you need to make callouts. James. We need help

[01:21:31] Stay in this circle, only in this circle, fast, fast!

[01:21:37] Fuck, you reply with me!

[01:21:39] Nice, okay, I'm back, I'm back, we're good, we're good.

[01:21:42] I can't make you both shit if they rather dive into a truck than play this.

[01:21:45] What the fuck is this mode?

[01:21:47] We're running, we won this!

[01:21:49] You're the goat.

[01:21:50] Okay.

[01:21:51] Go back, if OP, if I die on you, I think you all get revived, alright?

[01:21:54] Yes, yes, so now Jinx, you listen.

[01:21:56] What we need you to do is you need you to do more call-outs, okay?

[01:21:59] Okay, so what we need, yep.

[01:22:02] So, yeah, it was, what?

[01:22:04] Okay, so.

[01:22:05] No, JNC, you're only call out throughout the entire game

[01:22:10] was help, help, help.

[01:22:12] We need you to communicate your abilities

[01:22:15] that you have and what you're doing, bro.

[01:22:17] Like, here's what we're gonna do.

[01:22:18] We're gonna focus the, where are,

[01:22:20] we're gonna focus the low HP players, okay?

[01:22:23] Okay, well, that's good, that's good.

[01:22:25] So that's what we need, like JNC.

[01:22:26] In real time, it's like we need you to see what's going on.

[01:22:29] it's not like fucking uh... it's not like a rainbow six

[01:22:32] you don't do the callouts after you die

[01:22:35] you do it while you're alive to help people

[01:22:37] one two or three, one two or three

[01:22:39] i don't know what three

[01:22:42] we all have different things

[01:22:44] we all have different things i don't fucking know which one you're sorry

[01:22:48] how about my attack, try to say two, try to say two i guess

[01:22:53] uh...

[01:22:54] okay

[01:22:55] We still have some more.

[01:22:57] Is this an assumption?

[01:23:02] Bro, there are literal enemy players walking over to like this blatant sniping!

[01:23:08] Robar, get the fuck out of our square!

[01:23:13] It's okay, it's okay.

[01:23:15] So guys, this is what we're gonna do now, okay?

[01:23:17] Everyone listen to me.

[01:23:18] When the game starts, we're gonna need to do callouts.

[01:23:21] So I'll be primary shot caller.

[01:23:23] You'll be second the actual only you'll be secondary because you have the stun and then Jin see you'll be tertiary

[01:23:30] This is not a guy's dance. I'm not your son. I'm not your son

[01:23:35] Okay, you need to do all the damage bro. You do all the damage bro. Okay, so guys, let me go in focus the graves

[01:23:43] On games

[01:23:53] Oh, this is good. This is good. I'm warning I'm warning I'm warning. Yes, you kill us Jinxie going on the flash of OHP, bro

[01:23:59] You have Q

[01:24:04] Okay

[01:24:12] Only I love you only I love you only I love you

[01:24:14] We got my shit bro!

[01:24:16] I'm not moving anymore bro!

[01:24:18] Lock in mate, lock in.

[01:24:20] Okay so listen, Jynxie, during that the problem again was that you weren't calling it out.

[01:24:24] You need to call out for example, I'm queuing on Thresh.

[01:24:28] I have my Q up in 5. I'm using W to heal.

[01:24:31] Like we need to know what's going on in your brain bro, do you understand?

[01:24:34] Got it, got it.

[01:24:35] Guys, okay, ultimate, ultimate.

[01:24:38] Get your ultimate now.

[01:24:40] Yep, yep, yep.

[01:24:44] Oh my god I have a broken one, I have a broken ability, GGI wins.

[01:24:53] So Jhinxia I wanted to read what the Thresh said in our chat, hold Q what the fuck are

[01:25:00] you doing?

[01:25:01] Okay, guys just blatantly in the stream.

[01:25:05] Okay, so now guys listen, okay, this is what we're gonna do now, alright?

[01:25:12] We're gonna do in this next fight is we're gonna have to focus on calling out abilities only you need to call up when you have

[01:25:19] Stun okay, we need a cheer for me, bro. Okay. I've done I've done I've done so guys we can't go in on

[01:25:33] Honey up, honey up, honey up. Oh god. I'm gonna cook. I'm gonna cook

[01:25:42] I'll see if I can I'll see if I can give me a second

[01:25:46] Wait, wait, give me a second. Am I clutch on my clutch?

[01:25:48] Oh, nice wall, oh, wow!

[01:25:50] Thank you, bro.

[01:25:52] Oh, it's all you bro. You're the last one alive.

[01:25:55] What are you talking about guys?

[01:25:57] Oh, you just came here!

[01:25:59] Oh, no!

[01:26:01] Guys, that one's on me!

[01:26:03] Oh, that's right!

[01:26:05] I went into the wrong guy! God damn it!

[01:26:07] Guys, but see, that's why we're learning.

[01:26:10] So now we're knowing that the problem is that we're not we're not properly coordinating so we need to sit there and clump

[01:26:17] We need to be like we need to be like a fucking like a cell like a parasite in a body

[01:26:23] We need a clump together. Does that make sense true? True? Very fast make sense. Yo, Dantes. I have a question

[01:26:29] What the fuck does F2 what is Flee? What is Flee? I don't know either to be honest, but no, that's fash. That's fash

[01:26:36] that's flash please flash and what is flash wait no wait oh no flip please ghost so you

[01:26:44] go faster all right we got it really we won okay bye items guys bye items as we lose bye

[01:26:53] items as we lose all right it's looking good it's looking good guys I'm gonna be honest

[01:26:59] with you yep if we lose this one are we dead that or no no no so look you see on the right

[01:27:03] side it says 85 that's our team help when it goes to zero that's when we're eliminated

[01:27:08] got it got it got it all right let's go must win must win guys we need to play together

[01:27:15] let's focus on one let's shred one down I'm gonna try to wall one in okay on my goal

[01:27:19] on my goal focus on the low guy the low guy I'm gonna wall one in okay she's won

[01:27:25] Oh, no, she wasn't!

[01:27:27] Focus, Drake! Drake! Drake!

[01:27:29] Guys, Drake!

[01:27:31] Who's Drake? Who's Drake?

[01:27:33] Annie, Annie, Annie!

[01:27:35] Nice!

[01:27:36] Okay, one down, one down, one down.

[01:27:38] Oh, no. Oh, no.

[01:27:40] Okay. Oh, no.

[01:27:43] Help me, help me, help me, help me!

[01:27:45] Only help! Help!

[01:27:47] I'm a neck!

[01:27:48] Only help! Please help!

[01:27:50] Please help!

[01:27:52] What the fuck?

[01:27:54] here here here okay can you rest me try to rest me just right

[01:28:02] Jinxie I can't help you when I'm an act my champion listen to me my champion

[01:28:07] because you need this as well for the current game will be played my champion

[01:28:10] when I die a ton to an act and then you need to help me you need to help me go

[01:28:13] fucking egg what the fuck type of character is that egg it's a bird it's a

[01:28:18] bird I'm part of the flock today okay so listen guys the problem there again

[01:28:23] Jinxie your communication your only thing so you set up that entire fight was

[01:28:37] You said target Drake, bro, I'm not gonna fucking remember which one Drake is

[01:28:42] Also

[01:28:44] some range of ass guy

[01:28:48] We oh my god, look at that. We need to I'm gonna wall someone in I'm gonna wall someone in okay, okay

[01:28:53] And then we need to shred them down on me on me

[01:28:57] In the bush whoa, whoa, whoa, you're gonna snap Jixi come come come into the bush. I'm gonna wall this guy in here we go

[01:29:05] Okay, this is good this is good this is good

[01:29:08] Who's the monster? There's a monster

[01:29:11] They're both wrong

[01:29:14] I

[01:29:24] Okay, okay, I would rather I would rather literally get jumped than play this what is this fucking mode

[01:29:34] Listen, it's okay. What is this brain dead shit, bro?

[01:29:38] What the fuck is this guys?

[01:29:41] Just wait listen listen listen listen listen listen

[01:29:45] Only there's stream sniping so I need you to get to the bottom right now and start mocking the camera

[01:29:50] Jinxie I need you to close your eyes and start focusing the problem Jinxie is that you're never using your auto attacks

[01:29:56] You run around and then you just keep running as long as you just auto attack. We're good only are you mocking right now?

[01:30:05] Okay, good so now Jinxie while only is mocking we need you to sit here

[01:30:09] And we needed to manate and channel the power of Baker. Do you understand? All right doing it

[01:30:15] Meditating okay good. So now guys we need to walk in because we're at 50 how we need to walk the fucking now, okay?

[01:30:22] The confidence is gone. Okay. Yep. Okay. So cheer guys. We focus the grand the blue bitch, okay?

[01:30:31] Do we go in center do we wait wait wait wait wait push push push push push push

[01:30:36] Yeah

[01:31:06] Nice, good fucking shit guys

[01:31:08] We need to at the start that's no like if we go in I feel like we die you attack you lose mommy

[01:31:13] Yes, yes, it's like rainbow six. We need to camp corners

[01:31:18] Okay, that's more to the game than that bro more to the game than that. All right, okay

[01:31:33] Okay

[01:31:36] guys now listen how it's gonna stop typing this annoying shit in the chat

[01:31:40] shut the fuck up yeah you'd be honest the stream stepping is worse than me

[01:31:48] that I think it is an R6 yeah yeah in that game in the rank one I'm gonna

[01:31:53] crash up I'm not even joking like a 70% chance about 70% chance

[01:31:59] okay guys everyone listen so here we need to hang back sit in this bush okay

[01:32:05] Oh, only your primary engage now Jin see your goal is to call out when you're using abilities and on who okay?

[01:32:12] I'm gonna artist wish he is guy wall someone in get ready get ready. I'm gonna whoa whoa whoa sniper

[01:32:21] The wall okay good go on the wall one in get ready get ready

[01:32:28] I'm engaging the back

[01:32:30] Oh wait, I told I told I'm coming help. Where is my challenge?

[01:32:35] HELL!

[01:32:36] PIGGOT! PIGGOT!

[01:32:37] That was dumb, that was dumb!

[01:32:39] Bro, kill him all, kill him all!

[01:32:41] G-fuck!

[01:32:42] Where are you guys from?

[01:32:43] Oh no, oh god.

[01:32:45] We got this one.

[01:32:46] Help, I'm in it.

[01:32:48] I'm already dead, bro.

[01:32:49] I'm already dead.

[01:32:53] Okay.

[01:32:54] WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, DONTES?

[01:32:57] Listen, I ran away!

[01:33:00] Jingsy Jingsy there's a portal and I accidentally went in the portal

[01:33:08] Okay guys guys come to me right click on the Morgana because it's gonna give us when we die we actually get benefits from it

[01:33:18] Also, oh, hey, oh, hey

[01:33:20] Every fight I just hear I'm an egg. I'm an egg. Well, we need

[01:33:24] No no no no no no no no no no no he kills!

[01:33:27] You told me what I'm an act!

[01:33:28] You told me to kill you!

[01:33:29] I'm an act!

[01:33:30] The fuck type of call out is that?

[01:33:31] When I say I'm an act you need to engage engage engage!

[01:33:34] Alright alright.

[01:33:35] Okay, let's do it guys, let's do it.

[01:33:37] Ooh wait that's gambling in this.

[01:33:40] Remove one augerman, get two random ones, I'm in.

[01:33:42] Bang!

[01:33:43] Gold!

[01:33:44] Gold!

[01:33:45] Gold!

[01:33:46] Gold!

[01:33:47] Gold!

[01:33:48] Gold!

[01:33:49] Gold!

[01:33:50] Gold!

[01:33:51] Gold!

[01:33:52] Gold!

[01:33:53] Gold!

[01:33:54] six do well what do you mean what is it what sex try to press it all right guys

[01:34:04] we need nice out of this wasted 500 gold good shit guys I mean it's fine like

[01:34:10] now press seven I just did six seven okay guys and everyone listen look in

[01:34:18] yeah jinks I don't know why the fuck you're laughing bro we're about to lose

[01:34:22] bro I don't even care I want to play right the body may die again okay we go

[01:34:28] bush around we go bush everyone bush care this bush this bush get ready

[01:34:33] here we go here we go okay

[01:34:38] focus me focus me focus me I died in this way I died get the map get the map get

[01:34:43] the map I'm an egg I'm an egg okay okay guys guys I'm not gonna lie it is

[01:34:50] unwinnable again some because they are metagaming a bullshit team comp like we

[01:34:55] can't win for some but we were still in we might not be able to get first but we

[01:34:59] can definitely get second do you smell me oh hell no fuck the second place

[01:35:06] is there a ff button in this bitch bro why are we playing this low-bottomy mode

[01:35:13] okay because I'll tell you it's because we need to work on our communication and

[01:35:18] So far, Jinxie, you haven't been fucking communicating!

[01:35:24] Who voted to render?

[01:35:26] Who voted to render?

[01:35:27] What? No! Vote no! Vote no! Vote no!

[01:35:29] Yo, are you like holding us hostage in this mode? What is this, bro?

[01:35:32] No! Listen, listen!

[01:35:34] This is like some lobotomy fucking mode, bro.

[01:35:38] Okay, listen, guys, we're gonna need to focus on cards, cause if we lose this, we get second to last place.

[01:35:48] All right, let's see guys

[01:35:53] We let me fall no yes, come on come on come on okay focus Annie, okay everyone just wait here

[01:36:03] Jaxi do you hear it on a set yes?

[01:36:07] Okay, no, no, it's okay. This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. Oh

[01:36:18] Why are you an egg?

[01:36:20] Get out of the way!

[01:36:22] Help me, help me, help me, team, team, team, team, team!

[01:36:24] Jinxy, he can't choose it bro!

[01:36:27] It's because his character revives!

[01:36:30] He's down clip 1v2.

[01:36:33] Oh my, I got this, I got this.

[01:36:35] We got this!

[01:36:37] You're the guys!

[01:36:38] So, Oneh, you play a character that against your will turns you into an egg.

[01:36:43] Are you dead ass?

[01:36:45] Yes, and you have to help me.

[01:36:47] Are you mentally deranged? Why would you play a character that forces you into a fucking edge?

[01:36:54] Because I like the wall I can just wall people in it's okay

[01:36:58] And it comes with the side effect of that

[01:37:02] You just have to help me when I scream at Jinx you just have to help me bro

[01:37:10] Jinxie his agus like imagine a

[01:37:13] Guy that's down, but he's not dead. It's like a revive in our six

[01:37:17] So when he says I'm egg, it means that we just need to cover him so that he can respawn.

[01:37:23] Does that make sense?

[01:37:24] Got it.

[01:37:26] Yep.

[01:37:26] And you're gonna need to know that because you guys are gonna be the two-odd challenger together.

[01:37:32] Yep.

[01:37:33] Yes, bro.

[01:37:33] So let's go to 100 ping, I'm in.

[01:37:35] Alright.

[01:37:35] Okay, guys.

[01:37:36] We need to focus either Caitlyn or Master Yi, okay?

[01:37:40] Hey, hey, Caitlyn.

[01:37:41] I'm not in there, I'll push, I'll push, careful, careful, careful.

[01:37:43] It's okay, walk up!

[01:37:44] Walk up!

[01:37:45] We need to walk up.

[01:37:47] Oh, no, we need it!

[01:37:49] We're gonna wallbang one day?

[01:37:52] I mean, I just got ganked in my hole.

[01:37:54] Oh, yeah, we lost.

[01:37:56] What? What is that damage? I'm a neck out.

[01:37:58] Okay.

[01:37:59] Okay, now we can do exit now.

[01:38:02] Oh my god, yes, that's, thank fuck.

[01:38:05] Yo, Dottes, no, no, no, listen, listen, hey, hey, listen up.

[01:38:08] Yo, Dottes, I would legitimately, I'm not even kidding bro.

[01:38:12] I would rather watch somebody burn my house down than play that mode again.

[01:38:16] That was a steaming crock of dog shit, brain rot, buying non-existent fucking items and

[01:38:23] then just diving into each other for 20 minutes.

[01:38:26] I would literally rather get fucking jumped than play that bullshit.

[01:38:29] Okay, but there's good news though.

[01:38:32] The good news is that we learned from that game about callouts.

[01:38:36] We learned about what One's champion does.

[01:38:40] One now knows how Jinxy acts in high-intensity situations.

[01:38:45] So it's like, it's all around, it doesn't act.

[01:38:47] No front, but it doesn't act.

[01:38:49] What?

[01:38:50] What?

[01:38:51] I did my shit.

[01:38:52] You always said, you always said, okay, okay,

[01:38:54] like nothing, nothing, okay?

[01:38:55] Oh yeah, exactly what would happen.

[01:38:57] I would get literally decapitated with a sword,

[01:39:01] and then I would hear, I'm an act, I'm an act.

[01:39:03] I can't help you, bro, I'm fucking dead on it.

[01:39:05] I'm dead, bro.

[01:39:06] Get out of the egg and save my life.

[01:39:09] I can't, it's a cool down after wait five seconds.

[01:39:12] Okay, so now, guys, start a rank, Bobby,

[01:39:15] and then, Jinx, so you can share your screen.

[01:39:18] Oh, Ney, I wanted to share your screen as well,

[01:39:20] so that I can watch both of your games.

[01:39:22] Make it, Bobby, make it, Bobby, make it, Bobby.

[01:39:23] Got you, coach.

[01:39:25] Okay, so, guys, I'm gonna be switching between your streams.

[01:39:29] It's like I'm gonna give a double hand job this game, okay?

[01:39:32] So I'm gonna be like watching both of you

[01:39:34] and helping both of you out, does that make sense?

[01:39:36] Yes, bro, thank God, yes.

[01:39:38] Rank, here we go.

[01:39:40] My favorite mode ever.

[01:39:42] Jinxie, Jinxie, do I stay on the bird? Do you want me to stay on the bird?

[01:39:45] No, get out of that damn egg! No!

[01:39:47] No, no, no, no, Jinxie, Jinxie, Jinxie!

[01:39:50] He can only play the bird. He can literally only play that.

[01:39:54] Oh, coach, coach, coach, coach. Chillax, chillax.

[01:39:57] I'm well versed.

[01:39:58] Onay, Onay, it's- Onay, listen, it's not a front, though.

[01:40:01] But we need to call things how they are. We need to call a spade a spade, bro.

[01:40:04] If you're on the allowee, we might as well fucking FF at 15. Does that make sense?

[01:40:08] What? My honor is actually- Nah, bro.

[01:40:11] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, if your best character if a Maui top is your best character

[01:40:16] No, no, no, no, the bird is my for my best. Who's the bird? Who's the bird?

[01:40:20] The bird is the word

[01:40:22] What's her name?

[01:40:25] Annabelle yeah, all right, so who's your character?

[01:40:28] All right, let me ask you a question

[01:40:30] Yes, Martians have the laser being pointed at her

[01:40:33] We need to win the game of League of Legends or the earth gets exploded by the Martians for you playing and what?

[01:40:38] I need your top lane.

[01:40:41] Lock it, lock it, lock it.

[01:40:43] Don't test, make a fucking lobby.

[01:40:44] I'm gonna add him in there.

[01:40:45] One, we need to go on the winning streak because if I get bronze, I'll pull out my cock.

[01:40:51] Wait, are you doing that on stream or?

[01:40:54] Yes, not one, don't test, invite me, invite me.

[01:40:57] Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.

[01:40:58] Okay, guys, join.

[01:40:59] Okay, so now I'm getting on the leaf.

[01:41:02] So now, Jinx, your party leader, switch it to ranked.

[01:41:06] Yes, bro.

[01:41:07] How many games away, bro? Of course we're getting fucking streams and your name is Jinxian game

[01:41:11] Are we taking the piss? Bro, chill chill chill. Yo, how many games do I need for or bro iron one?

[01:41:19] Okay, so guys this is what we're gonna have to walk in Jinxie. Wait, I

[01:41:24] You are

[01:41:26] Wait, wait, I'm listening. Don't test don't test don't test. Do I go mid lane on any of you or top lane on any of you?

[01:41:31] Loki mid lane goes hard

[01:41:33] I'm gonna be honest you could do mid because like the thing is if you go top lane he's never gonna help you

[01:41:38] But if you play mid, it's like you could help him does that make sense? Yes. Yes, low key

[01:41:43] Okay, now listen on a the way that Jinx he plays is he plays a very play for himself selfish play style

[01:41:51] So that means word so that means we need to realize wait, why'd you I execute because I had bottom selected for whatever reason it's

[01:41:59] Jesus oh my god, if I would have gotten out of it

[01:42:01] Yeah

[01:42:04] You up again

[01:42:07] On Twitter this morning on it. Oh

[01:42:10] Gosh, yeah, I'm not gonna lie your cancel bro

[01:42:14] Us you broke rule

[01:42:19] On a you broke no one how fucking dare you how dare you

[01:42:24] It was my first game of rocket league all of a sudden. I'm kissing this fucking cut by the way after Q again

[01:42:29] and I had to change something, GZ.

[01:42:32] I fucking kissed this car.

[01:42:34] I'm thinking, okay, like I'm stuck,

[01:42:36] like I tried to go forward, I couldn't.

[01:42:38] It was five seconds on the clock.

[01:42:39] It was a fucking ranked game, I think, by the way.

[01:42:41] It was five seconds zero zero.

[01:42:42] What do you want me to do, bro?

[01:42:43] Just, bro.

[01:42:44] Sit there and lose the game slash draw?

[01:42:46] No, I'm gonna win that shit.

[01:42:47] Oh, okay.

[01:42:48] So I went outside of that kissing

[01:42:49] and I fucking hit a goal and I celebrated, that's it.

[01:42:52] Oh, the thing is, bro, if you break rule one,

[01:42:56] it's sort of, it's like a war crime, bro.

[01:42:58] Like what other rules will you break bro? You broke rule one, dude. How dare you go?

[01:43:03] What?

[01:43:05] It's cuz-

[01:43:06] That deep?

[01:43:06] Yeah, it's that bro, it's that deep.

[01:43:08] I'm not kidding. Bro, players will do it in tournaments, bro.

[01:43:12] It's that deep.

[01:43:13] No, no, no, you're joking.

[01:43:13] Oney, Oney. It's like imagine there's a classroom of kids and you could choose one of them to play against a basketball

[01:43:20] and you chose the make-a-wish kid. That's what you did.

[01:43:23] It's like you don't do that, you know what I mean?

[01:43:26] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:43:27] All right, yo, listen, One, if we get iron one today, me and you, if I can get to iron one with your help, One, I will fly to Germany and suck you off.

[01:43:39] Okay.

[01:43:40] Okay, I'm locked.

[01:43:41] I'm locked.

[01:43:43] I'm telling you right now, we'll carry your games.

[01:43:44] I got you, bro.

[01:43:45] So, One, what is your actual skill?

[01:43:48] Just so I know, like, what can I go off of?

[01:43:50] What's your skill right now?

[01:43:51] In the tournament Tyler first picked me thinking that I'm Pete Black I got the face against

[01:43:58] fucking moist more to critical and he fucked me in the ass I lost the whole game for the

[01:44:01] whole team and it's a fight man team game I lost the whole game to him I'm not joking

[01:44:05] I'm not joking.

[01:44:06] Oh no no no.

[01:44:07] Wait so Oden here's the thing you're gonna be toppling so if you need me-

[01:44:12] No he's not toppling anymore Jynxie he's mid now.

[01:44:15] I'm mid I'm mid.

[01:44:16] Oh you're mid lane okay.

[01:44:18] If you need me to dank mid, just talk to me, Bobby.

[01:44:22] I got you, I got you.

[01:44:23] And if you need to help them to jungle, bro,

[01:44:24] if you get invaded, if they fucking go into your territory,

[01:44:27] tell me, bro, tell me, I'm not gonna let you come.

[01:44:29] Wait, guys, guys, now that we have dual communications,

[01:44:33] how about we do some crazy strategies

[01:44:36] and we invade the enemy jungle like level one?

[01:44:39] Wait, what if we do an invade?

[01:44:40] I've never did an invade.

[01:44:42] Okay, yes, that's what we're gonna do.

[01:44:43] Okay, we're gonna try something new this game.

[01:44:46] So I'm gonna tell you guys where to walk,

[01:44:48] where to go you guys are going to win the game level one okay

[01:44:51] only only if we want to invade correctly we win the game

[01:44:55] on how long only do you want to go tell me I'll do I go fire

[01:45:00] I'm my playing an iron so you play to win your lane

[01:45:05] go fire he's not an iron wait only what rank did it right give your account like

[01:45:09] gold or silver

[01:45:10] no fucking clue bro no fucking way don't this how do I check

[01:45:14] Well, we're gonna find out this game and when we're in the loading screen, we're gonna see what rank he has.

[01:45:23] Okay, now guys, are you both ready? Yes or no?

[01:45:27] Fizz. Oh, Fizz.

[01:45:30] No! Okay, Oney, you're already ruining the vibes. You should be thinking, fuck yes, shitty fizz.

[01:45:36] Stop getting demoralized, am I understood?

[01:45:40] Yes.

[01:45:41] He's just shunned some on my wall.

[01:45:43] OK, yes, yes, Coach.

[01:45:44] Yes.

[01:45:45] OK, Coach, are you sure we want to go for an invade?

[01:45:48] Because there's a decent chance they're in the stream.

[01:45:50] OK, well listen, open up your league thing

[01:45:51] so we can see a rank we're playing in, Jynxxy.

[01:45:54] Yeah, I'm waiting on it.

[01:45:54] I'm waiting on it.

[01:45:56] Scratchy stuff.

[01:45:57] And he has a 2014 batch of guy on our team.

[01:45:59] What the fuck is this?

[01:46:01] OK, so you guys are playing right now.

[01:46:03] Wait, is that gold?

[01:46:05] Stop.

[01:46:07] Wait, oh, wait, is that gold or is it bronze?

[01:46:10] Bronze, bronze, bronze, bronze, there's four bronzes.

[01:46:15] Okay, okay, you guys are playing bronze.

[01:46:17] But the thing is, this is a high bronze lobby.

[01:46:20] This is a high bronze lobby.

[01:46:22] And also, One, it's not Fizz mid, it's Fizz jungle.

[01:46:27] Fass!

[01:46:29] Wait, what does Fizz do, Dante?

[01:46:31] He looks like a freak.

[01:46:33] Yeah, no, he has, so what Fizz does

[01:46:34] is he has this little like slippery pole

[01:46:37] and then he puts it inside of people.

[01:46:39] And the reason why people hate him so much, is because he can actually make it so it's impossible to hit him

[01:46:45] By pressing this ability, but that ability also does like a billion damage

[01:46:50] Okay, so coach

[01:46:51] Coach, you need to rename bro, you're gonna get sniped every game with that fucking name bro

[01:46:55] Coach

[01:46:56] No, no, he has shimmer mode, he has shimmer mode, it's okay, it's okay

[01:46:59] Actually, okay, okay

[01:47:00] Coach, coach, coach

[01:47:01] Wait, do I have to remove it?

[01:47:03] Yes, yes

[01:47:03] Okay, so now guys, what are you gonna do?

[01:47:05] Walk to the enemy blue buff now

[01:47:07] Now, both of you

[01:47:08] Oh, hey fast fast. Oh, no, you're gonna slice you bottom up top bottom up top top top top

[01:47:14] Top top top. Okay. This is good here here. Yes. Yes. So now Jinxie walk to the bush at only is pinging. Okay, coach

[01:47:21] We're doing an inmate. Sure. Yes. This is an inmate. Oh, you sure we should do this. Yes

[01:47:27] You got this only after coach. Yes, only you two so now guys

[01:47:32] I wanted to walk into the actual buff now the bush in the buff go fast

[01:47:37] go go go Jinxie okay only get your Q ready okay okay uh no so only you're

[01:47:48] gonna have to help him so Jinxie you're gonna have to smite the blood 600 only

[01:47:53] help him do this no Jinxie word over the wall or only word over the wall I'm

[01:47:59] Yeah, there you go. Oh, yeah, so on a go back to lay now. This is good

[01:48:05] Check out

[01:48:07] Okay, listen listen you're good. You're good. Don't worry about it. Oh

[01:48:11] Yes, yes, yes, okay. Oh, okay, Jinxie level up W. Okay. Now, okay. Okay, okay

[01:48:18] Walk walk to lane yet through that

[01:48:22] It's okay

[01:48:24] I need you to calm down. If we're gonna play red today, I need you to stay calm, bro. You're freaking me out.

[01:48:28] I'm freaking me out. None of that. I'm an egg shit.

[01:48:34] Okay, so guys listen so what we do now we're we're gonna play Jinxie pop the bot folk here

[01:48:40] Oh Nate your only goal this game is you shit in that syndrome out. Do you understand?

[01:48:47] Yes, though

[01:48:49] America for the first time and it was a Taco Bell extravaganza and you're like all loaded up and ready to pre-fire you do you

[01:48:56] Understand what I'm getting at. I'm gonna get plus blooded

[01:48:59] No, you got this. You got this, bro. Okay, it's no jinxie. Let's drone bug when you see what's happening

[01:49:05] This is good. Okay. No, okay

[01:49:08] Do you need to be jerking both of our cops off?

[01:49:12] Okay, that's you that's you. Okay, so now jinxie go towards the Raptor side after okay now only what you're gonna

[01:49:18] to do is you're farming you're doing good so only I don't want to okay that's

[01:49:23] good so now what you're gonna do only is you're just gonna like focus on on

[01:49:27] farming I want you to try to chew the the the cintra chew and eat the cintra

[01:49:32] try to land it max range go you got no yes yes good okay good now back up and

[01:49:41] farm jing see I'm looking at you now okay I'm good okay why did he know what

[01:49:49] the fuck is going on no it's fine listen to me I am the voice of reason so

[01:49:54] now listen jing see keep farming you're gonna look but yeah hey yo you need to

[01:50:02] calm the fuck down on it you're gonna make me panic bro I go back I go back

[01:50:07] Let's go back. That's good. That's good. So now Jinxie keep farming your camps. Oh, nay

[01:50:12] You're gonna buy your items and you're gonna walk back mid Jinxie blue and grump

[01:50:17] Oh nay when the wave gets back mid it's gonna be even wave state what you're gonna do is you're gonna try to trade with

[01:50:24] This Indra. Do you know what trading means?

[01:50:26] trading

[01:50:28] It's when you fight with her because now you bought items and she didn't so you're strong and she is

[01:50:33] Yes, yes, come on. Okay, no, wait, she's gonna go check this out. Okay. I'm looking like jing see go for the blood crab

[01:50:43] Jingsy blood crab. Okay, only this is a while. Okay, Jesus. Have a fuck already a third HP. Okay, so now listen

[01:50:50] This is what we need only you're gonna farm jing see you're gonna gank mid after the scuttle crab. No, you need a gang

[01:50:57] Oh

[01:51:17] Where the fuck are you?

[01:51:27] You need a punishment

[01:51:31] No, no, no, no, no, no, we can't kill her stop

[01:51:34] I was gonna take you away from a picket the punish you should be able to love this no minus yes, no

[01:51:38] Okay, so this one we're gonna do okay guys listen up. So jinx you're gonna go for the top-to-barred refill clear

[01:51:44] What does and flash me my chatter saying I just pan flashed what does that mean?

[01:51:49] They mean you fucking flash for absolutely no reason like you're going to

[01:51:57] fun fun fun bro stop with this I'm an egg shit what is that character okay

[01:52:03] that is beyond so we can lose I'm gonna be honest no it's looking fine right now

[01:52:08] like the thing is Jinxie press tab hold up so you actually have almost double

[01:52:14] onay's farm only your playing versus a bronze mid laner we need you to work

[01:52:19] I got your coach

[01:52:22] Okay, so now listen Jinxie keep running. Oh, hey thought you're cute land your chew land your E. Okay?

[01:52:33] I guess you can get up to rafters. Okay. Okay. Now Jinxie Jinxie

[01:52:39] Okay, it's too late. It's too late. Go go to the most go to the most

[01:52:42] I need you to say THROUGH THE BUSH!

[01:52:47] Remember, I'm a fucking infant toddler baby on this game.

[01:52:50] Okay, okay, I got you.

[01:52:52] Okay, okay, so now, uh, what we're gonna need, Jinxy.

[01:52:56] Ony doesn't have ulti, so you're gonna have to flim the enemy midlaner for him.

[01:53:00] Safe, wow, Sentra?

[01:53:02] You getting gapped by 100 ping.

[01:53:06] Now Jinxy, go to your gromp after this, and then you're playing bot crab, okay?

[01:53:12] Okay, done, Artigan.

[01:53:14] Good.

[01:53:16] I said gate! No, no, no, no, I meant to say gap!

[01:53:19] Oh, two leavens, don't pay me, please, god!

[01:53:21] No, that's even better!

[01:53:23] I said gate, I meant to say gap!

[01:53:25] Shiesa!

[01:53:27] Okay, so, onee, listen.

[01:53:29] That means that right now you have both of the cinders keep spread

[01:53:32] and your tongue is so far down there, bro,

[01:53:34] that they could find it in fucking Australia.

[01:53:36] Does that make sense?

[01:53:38] Yes.

[01:54:10] Because your teammate died!

[01:54:12] Where the fuck was you all?

[01:54:15] It wasn't put on, I wasted it.

[01:54:17] It was on you!

[01:54:25] We're doing fine, we're doing fine.

[01:54:26] 3-3, 3-3, 3-3, 3-3.

[01:54:28] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:54:30] Oney, Oney, you are not going to say we, bro.

[01:54:32] It's like there's a group project,

[01:54:34] and you just sat home all day and jerked off while Jamesy was doing all of it,

[01:54:37] and you're like, hey guys, we got this.

[01:54:39] this like right now only you are dropping the fucking ball we need you to

[01:54:44] rock and thank you coach there's the guy thank you okay so no only you better

[01:54:49] not waste your wall in lane we needed to help Jinxian the river okay

[01:54:55] I go up here coach no go for your go for your clear Jinxie my top

[01:55:00] I was winning gap my top man is getting gap it's fine it's fine it's not enough

[01:55:05] okay so now only what you're gonna do only I wanted in beta's Raptors go to

[01:55:10] his Raptors and play some more there so we can have information coach should I

[01:55:14] go brah no no don't go grubs listen Jensie just folk here and it's fine

[01:55:21] got it they're missing they're missing careful okay I want me to do what you

[01:55:28] want me to do what contest you said what so now yes now only you're gonna go

[01:55:33] The enemy Raptors wait guys where the fuck is the ion discord out here it is

[01:55:38] Okay, bro. My teammates pinging grubs is this guy fucking stupid or what I'm not going for grub

[01:55:44] This is good guys. We're doing actually good. I'm not joking

[01:55:47] Fuck you and your grub skin. Okay guys now listen to me. You guys need listen

[01:55:52] So now only just take the mid wave

[01:55:55] This is good because I don't think you're gonna be able to solo kill the sinja on a recall

[01:56:00] You're almost out of mana, bro. You need a recall and then you're gonna walk back mid. So now Jim see your mid laner is recalling

[01:56:07] So what you need to do is you need play for the gromp after the gromp you're playing Bobcrabba, okay?

[01:56:12] Got it. Okay. No, oh no. Oh, Josh. I coach. Okay. Yes. This is good. So now only listen

[01:56:20] What we need is we need to establish a play on timer

[01:56:23] So only hard shove the midway and rotate to the bottom crab. Okay?

[01:56:30] I'm going crab now. Yep, this is good

[01:56:36] This is good. Why's the crab walking to fucking Nardia?

[01:56:40] No, it's fine. Trust me. Okay, so now I'm with you. Okay, so now listen you guys are good

[01:56:46] So you're gonna want to get the crab and then afterwards jinxie you're gonna look for the enemy Raptors only get mid pile

[01:56:52] You need to fucking help him

[01:56:54] I'm the Raptors! Am I understood?

[01:56:56] What?

[01:56:58] I'm the Raptors!

[01:57:00] I'm the Force!

[01:57:02] One second, one second.

[01:57:03] Okay, coming, coming, coming, coming.

[01:57:05] Okay, so now Jinxie, after these Raptors, I want you to ward the bush.

[01:57:09] Ward the bush right here. Press 4 on the bush.

[01:57:12] Jinxie, Jinxie, help him!

[01:57:14] Jinxie, help him!

[01:57:15] Come on, come on, come on!

[01:57:16] Oh, I'm gonna...

[01:57:17] Wow! Wow, wow, wow, wow!

[01:57:20] Just one, just one!

[01:57:21] Yes!

[01:57:22] Yes!

[01:57:23] You want me? Are you useless?

[01:57:27] Fuck!

[01:57:29] No, no, no, no, no, don't say that, bro.

[01:57:31] She wouldn't have even been one HP if I didn't wall.

[01:57:33] We almost had her. We almost had her, bro. Trust.

[01:57:35] Okay, Jinxy, the reason you didn't get that kill

[01:57:38] is because you could have fucking held your kill!

[01:57:42] Wait, you're getting?

[01:57:44] Okay, Jinxy, flash on him.

[01:57:47] You can flash! Flash up with the ball!

[01:57:49] Okay.

[01:57:50] Okay, Jinx, just run, just run. You got this.

[01:57:52] get him get him get him get him you didn't hold cue okay no no no no please no no no no no no please no no no no

[01:58:09] Jyncey you need to fucking do one thing why is it hold cue sorry okay no only I'm gonna need you to tell Jyncey

[01:58:22] that he saw a lot of breathing for 30 seconds because he didn't hold his cue stop fucking breathing for 30 seconds

[01:58:28] You didn't hold the fucking cue we would have kept the turn around then you fucking instigated on me saying that I want you in

[01:58:34] So now only all of that pent up aggression that you have because you're losing lane to a bronze mid laner

[01:58:39] I want you to take it over on Jinxie while you saw a lot of eating

[01:58:44] His question about taking me this fuck. It's fine. It's fine. Listen listen

[01:58:47] Okay, so now listen listen what we're gonna do share James T. Why the fuck are you?

[01:58:54] What?

[01:58:56] Sorry, go dragon.

[01:58:58] Go dragon.

[01:59:00] What the fuck?

[01:59:02] Okay, it's fine.

[01:59:04] Whatever.

[01:59:06] So listen, onee onee, we need met priority.

[01:59:08] We'll take drag onee.

[01:59:10] We'll take to the fucking dragon.

[01:59:12] Dragon, no!

[01:59:14] Coming, coming, coming.

[01:59:16] I don't think I have any help we can't help you

[01:59:22] I'm selling your fucking teammate

[01:59:26] Okay you guys can fight on a skin of a small in three seconds

[01:59:33] Yes, yes, yes, yes, here we go. Here we go. Oh

[01:59:37] your Q drinks the answer but a crash out he didn't he didn't hold this Q he didn't

[01:59:43] hold okay okay only only Jinx he didn't hold this q2 times what's two times 30

[01:59:49] 60 seconds of not breathing okay now listen now to make him feel even worse

[01:59:54] when you do us only all this pent up aggression that you have because you're

[01:59:58] losing links were bronze syndrome take it out on Jinx

[02:00:04] Jinx stop fucking laughing you're selling the game man

[02:00:09] Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!

[02:00:12] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, you have 26 seconds while you're dead.

[02:00:15] Flame your duo, fast.

[02:00:17] No no no no...

[02:00:18] Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, please, please, please.

[02:00:20] Oh, no, no, no, I'm fucking breathing, tap, and I see zero and two.

[02:00:24] Are you playing this game, single player?

[02:00:25] It's all you two found, brief, and that's all I'm going to throw the team.

[02:00:28] Batch, it's zero and two, but I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

[02:00:31] Locked in.

[02:00:33] Okay, so now listen, this is what we're gonna have to do.

[02:00:36] only by some items we need some fucking items right now jing see jing see jing see jing see

[02:00:43] you better walk the fucking boy because right now i'm your coach and only is seeing this and it's

[02:00:49] embarrassing for me so you need to walk the it's really important on you i know i understand that

[02:00:54] i understand that dude he came all the way from germany on a hundred ping to help you in your

[02:00:59] adventure and you're letting him down man! I know I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He could be unboxing fucking

[02:01:06] carabits and say he's watching this shit! Stop, stop, stop, stop, don't worry about the crisis.

[02:01:11] Okay, okay. All right, so now this is what we're gonna do. Okay, Jinxie, talk to

[02:01:16] Bart Folk here and then afterwards you're gonna recall and you're gonna look

[02:01:20] on the Herald, okay? Yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir. All right, guys, how about we

[02:01:25] make things interesting whoever ends this game with more deaths has to tell

[02:01:29] how much money they've lost lifetime on CS go cases

[02:01:34] ah, deal

[02:01:36] oh nay

[02:01:38] ahhhhhh

[02:01:40] not the deal

[02:01:41] im on a three, shiisa

[02:01:43] oh nay, how are you losing your lane to a friend?

[02:01:46] yo, yo, yo

[02:01:48] dude, come on

[02:01:50] oh nay, if you wanna talk about shiisa

[02:01:53] How about we talk about your fucking wedding face, man?

[02:01:56] It's a bronze Saint-Germain!

[02:01:59] Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[02:02:02] Like, we need to lock the fucking ony!

[02:02:04] No, you're the one selling!

[02:02:06] So, Jinxie, after the grog, you're gonna look bot.

[02:02:10] Okay, ony, listen, walk me fuck off this ship, bro.

[02:02:14] Do you want me to look ripped there, or no?

[02:02:15] It's because my mid lane is getting totally mugged.

[02:02:17] No, okay, see, no, tank mid, go mid!

[02:02:20] Jinxie, go mid!

[02:02:21] Ony, your jungler's coming to help you.

[02:02:23] You better use your abilities properly, he needs this.

[02:02:26] Here we go, here we go.

[02:02:27] Okay, GenC, GenC, W now!

[02:02:28] GenC, W now, and then R her!

[02:02:30] R her!

[02:02:31] Onay, walk up, he needs you!

[02:02:32] Oh, nevermind.

[02:02:33] Yep, that's fine, that's fine.

[02:02:35] Okay, so now this we're gonna do.

[02:02:37] GenC, you're gonna recall by your item.

[02:02:39] Onay, farm up, okay?

[02:02:41] We need you to get strong, you like?

[02:02:42] Yep, this is good.

[02:02:43] You like, sum, gen, move from soul leveling.

[02:02:46] It's so, so, so, so, so...

[02:02:47] GenC, sum, gen, sum!

[02:02:50] Wait, what'd you say, GenC?

[02:02:51] Bro!

[02:02:52] Okay, okay.

[02:02:53] Yeah, it doesn't matter. Lock the fuck in bro. We're down four kills. Come on. Okay, so now Jinxy, why the fuck are you running bot?

[02:03:04] Are you taking the piss Jinxy? Sorry, I forgot about it.

[02:03:06] I'm just taking the piss.

[02:03:08] No, no, no, no, I forgot about repair!

[02:03:10] No, no, he's taking the fucking shit, Onay! That's not even the piss! That's the shit!

[02:03:16] Okay, Onay, walk up. He needs you. Now, Jinxy, all the way, all the way, you can't fight this. Okay, go to your quads now.

[02:03:22] Okay, okay now walk to your crugs you got this

[02:03:29] All right, only farm up farm up. This is looking good farming coach farming farming. This is good

[02:03:35] This is good. I know I'm good. Check this out coach. Okay. I'm looking at I'm looking at

[02:03:45] No, what are we doing? I don't get sick kill

[02:03:48] Uh, we congratulate him, GC. Good fucking job. You're the goat.

[02:03:53] There you go. Good. Now we're establishing communication.

[02:03:57] So guys, remember, when you flame your duo, you need to also congratulate him to give him Stockholm Syndrome.

[02:04:03] That way he never duels with anyone besides you. Does that make sense?

[02:04:07] Yes. Yo, coach, did you see what I typed? Did you see what I typed?

[02:04:10] Show me. What did you type?

[02:04:12] That's a well-played phrase. Are you dumb?

[02:04:14] There you go. That's what I like to see. That's what I like to fucking see.

[02:04:17] See what do we tell you when he comes in me the enemy jungler?

[02:04:22] I'm gonna get prior work. Oh my god. Oh, hey, honey. Drag drag drag. Okay coming drag coming drag

[02:04:28] Hey, no now there's a bit of an issue. Oh, hey almost has zero mana

[02:04:33] So only you're just gonna auto attack the dragon do not use abilities

[02:04:38] Okay, no listen keep fighting this you got this after the dragon Jin see you're gonna go

[02:04:47] I can't take it.

[02:04:48] No, I can't move.

[02:04:49] Okay, good, good.

[02:04:50] So now, listen, Jinxy, go Gronk, Oney, push one way mid reset.

[02:04:55] This is good.

[02:04:56] Gotcha, baby.

[02:04:57] Oney, we're looking good.

[02:04:58] I'm not gonna lie.

[02:04:59] Let's go, baby.

[02:05:00] I love you.

[02:05:01] Yes, we're locked.

[02:05:02] We're locked.

[02:05:03] We're locked.

[02:05:04] Come on.

[02:05:05] Okay, guys, I'm gonna be honest.

[02:05:06] We're gonna make him the next...

[02:05:07] Yep.

[02:05:08] Guys, is your duo ship a Lamborghini?

[02:05:09] Yes or no?

[02:05:10] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[02:05:11] Well, it fucking must because it looks pretty good under the hood right now, do you understand?

[02:05:15] Mark, try to put it in still cap.

[02:05:16] Stay fast.

[02:05:17] Okay, so yeah, Jinxie, you're gonna go to merch shirts get merch shirts. Good. What's my second item? What's my second item?

[02:05:22] The big one what's the next one?

[02:05:24] I don't play a Nibble! You knew!

[02:05:28] Okay, good there we go. That's a nice item. I like to see that.

[02:05:34] Okay, so listen. I'm gonna invade. Okay, go top! Help Jinxie! Help Jinxie!

[02:05:38] Top! Top!

[02:05:40] Okay, no guys. Coming top, coming top. Okay, Jinxie you're gonna fight this. Okay, go in, go in, go in.

[02:06:16] fucking teammate from getting a kill. Which one deserves the rest of the game?

[02:06:20] We killed that fizzy fish, no?

[02:06:23] Okay, so who's your vote for, Onay? Who deserves less to breathe?

[02:06:27] Oh, back, back, back, back, back, back! Jengzee, go in, go in, go in!

[02:06:30] Okay, Jengzee, go for my cams, go for my cams, go for my cams.

[02:06:34] Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna go wolves. Onay, listen, we're gonna need to lock the

[02:06:38] fucking right now. Are you locking in? Listen, but you're not locked in enough!

[02:06:43] Get your fucking lamp out! Get your lamp out!

[02:06:45] and put it up to your face while you wait!

[02:06:48] You need a moth, the enemy's syndrome!

[02:06:50] Am I understood?

[02:06:51] Oh no!

[02:06:52] We're gonna lose to be that bad!

[02:06:53] How am I gonna do that?

[02:06:55] You have to, Oney.

[02:06:56] You have to, it's the only way.

[02:06:57] What?

[02:06:58] Okay, yes, yes!

[02:06:59] Hold the lamp to your face, Oney, and then recall!

[02:07:02] Hold the lamp to your face while you recall!

[02:07:04] I'm looking!

[02:07:05] Yes!

[02:07:06] God!

[02:07:07] God!

[02:07:08] What type of fucking coaching is this?

[02:07:14] Do I go back, middle?

[02:07:15] Yeah, now you're good. Okay, you just ult your mark. It's now Jengzee. You're gonna have to walk bot. Get the gromp walk bot. This is looking good for us.

[02:07:25] And also Jengzee. Jengzee, let me ask you a question. Did the Karate Kid ever question the teachings of Sensei Dojimoto?

[02:07:33] Yes or no? No. No, he didn't. So you better never fucking say what's gonna be done. Let's finish this game. Let's finish this game.

[02:07:41] We can get him! We can get him!

[02:07:43] Where'd he go?

[02:07:44] Uh, they can't. Genzie, go farm your crugs.

[02:07:46] Okay, guys, listen. Go for the crugs.

[02:07:50] So what we're gonna do here, you two are gonna be fucking dueling the Baron soon.

[02:07:55] Maybe.

[02:07:56] Yes, yes, I'm coming.

[02:07:58] We're the best!

[02:07:59] Around!

[02:08:00] No!

[02:08:01] We're gonna sing!

[02:08:02] Yes, yes!

[02:08:03] We'll bring you down, we're the best!

[02:08:05] Come on, guys.

[02:08:06] Around!

[02:08:07] GZ can we duel the Baron?

[02:08:11] Have you found that before?

[02:08:12] I just gonna die now.

[02:08:13] PINK IT!

[02:08:14] Baron!

[02:08:15] BARRON!

[02:08:16] NO NO NO!

[02:08:17] Now GZ let me ask you a question.

[02:08:18] If I said maybe you can look for the Baron, why the fuck do you not have a smite?!

[02:08:24] I can't get the water, can't get the water, it's too bad!

[02:08:28] I need you to smite this.

[02:08:29] Okay, no, I changed the O'Bliss Indra, O'Bliss Indra, O'Bliss Indra, O'Bliss Indra!

[02:08:34] WR her! If you WR then R gives more range.

[02:08:37] Yes?

[02:08:38] O'Nei! O'Nei! WR her!

[02:08:40] I'm not gonna let her duck!

[02:08:41] FUCK!

[02:08:42] Thank god! Damn it! O'Nei!

[02:08:44] She's not just dead. My bad, my bad, Coach.

[02:08:46] My bad.

[02:08:46] It's fine, it's fine.

[02:08:47] Do we go back on ourselves? Do we go back on our own?

[02:08:49] No, no, no, no.

[02:08:50] You can't take it anymore, you can't take it anymore.

[02:08:51] But it's okay. O'Nei. Don't need to apologize.

[02:08:53] I'm used to you disappointed me with your walls.

[02:08:55] So, it's alright.

[02:08:56] Oh!

[02:08:58] Okay.

[02:08:59] Now what we're gonna do, JC, Raptors, and then after you look on the walls, okay?

[02:09:05] Coach, I'm gonna get the tower.

[02:09:07] Okay, that's what I like to see.

[02:09:09] A second O-Day pixel has just hit the mid tower.

[02:09:12] Alright, this is good.

[02:09:14] My rod.

[02:09:15] Okay, so now listen.

[02:09:17] What we're gonna do, chef.

[02:09:19] Okay, just look on the recall, it's okay.

[02:09:21] Recalling?

[02:09:22] Yes, recall. This is good.

[02:09:24] I'm one of them though, I need a little more.

[02:09:26] Yeah, you know what stand line Tim Lane your only missing a hundred both right now. This is good. Yes. Oh look at my CS

[02:09:32] Yep now hold tab hold tab. Okay. How much does it go?

[02:09:37] You have 40 CS more than your mid laner so only because you're getting out chest by 40

[02:09:41] You're not allowed breathing for 40 seconds starting now. I'm gonna see count it out right now right now right now

[02:09:47] No, no, no, no, no, no, no count it out. So he knows three four five six

[02:09:53] Okay, now only while you're not breathing, I want you to hold up the lamp to your face so that you can mod them.

[02:09:58] You need to mod them.

[02:09:59] James, you keep counting.

[02:10:01] I wasted my slide on the-

[02:10:03] FUCK!

[02:10:05] Okay, look into the camera man!

[02:10:07] Look into the camera!

[02:10:09] I need to make sure that you're not breathing.

[02:10:11] Okay, good.

[02:10:12] Alright, that's good.

[02:10:13] Okay, good. Put the lamp down. This is good now.

[02:10:15] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:10:17] Okay.

[02:10:17] And now, again.

[02:10:20] Oh, wow.

[02:10:21] Yo.

[02:10:21] I'm gonna be honest, that's my bad. I didn't even realize it when I'm the dragon, but this is good only finish

[02:10:42] Let's down next down next down the fuck man as a drag the drag

[02:10:45] That will go out of me because they're wasting my time again.

[02:10:48] FUCK!

[02:10:50] Ash, we got four kills, we don't need the drink, we don't need the drink, we don't need the drink.

[02:10:53] No, no, no, listen, Oney, it's like imagine, you give us an ice cream,

[02:10:59] but then you shit him over it and instead of putting sprinkles,

[02:11:02] are we supposed to be happy now that we're eating ice cream?

[02:11:04] Fuck.

[02:11:05] That's my bad, though.

[02:11:07] But listen, dude, if it's your bad, then say sorry to your duo, now!

[02:11:12] Lo siento, lo siento, Jinxy, lo siento, lo siento.

[02:11:14] Vamo, vamo, you're good.

[02:11:15] I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE, SAY IT IN THE MEDALINATION!

[02:11:20] Come on, guys. We got this shit.

[02:11:21] Alright, so now, Jensy, talk to Bok-Fok here.

[02:11:24] This is the one-eyed roundabout of the most intense game of League of Legends, the human history. Lock the fucking door!

[02:11:29] Yes, bro, but I'm telling you, it's fucking good.

[02:11:31] Oney, we're going to need walking, you're doing good though, bro.

[02:11:33] I'm telling you it's like it's sort of rough, but now you're fucking opening that centra's mouth,

[02:11:37] and it's a Grand Canyon as you got loose inside of it.

[02:11:40] This all makes sense.

[02:11:42] Coach, is it almost baron time? What do we think, coach?

[02:11:44] Okay, so Jinxie, you're gonna finish your talk about folk here?

[02:11:50] Okay, so Jinxie finish your folk here and then you guys are gonna look for a setup play together

[02:11:55] So now I'm not gonna talk

[02:11:59] Okay, so now listen what I'm gonna do now is I'm not gonna talk for the next two minutes

[02:12:04] You guys need to talk to each other let each other know what's happening starting now. I have a half act

[02:12:10] We could

[02:12:14] You want to go bottom or what on a this is looking like a bargain

[02:12:18] Do you get double blue? I don't do that. Double blue. Yes, right? This is like a bargain. I'm not gonna lie

[02:12:23] Really get this. Yeah, I'm gonna get wave in middle careful. Jundra Jinx. I need help low key and we can get her right now

[02:12:30] For me to thank you

[02:12:32] I make a make a make only I'm coming to find it's fine. It's fine

[02:12:37] Only we need to focus

[02:12:44] Flash out! Flash out!

[02:12:45] Oh Nate, help him!

[02:12:46] Oh Nate, help!

[02:12:47] Oh, oh, yes!

[02:12:48] Hold Q, hold Q!

[02:12:50] You motherfucker!

[02:12:52] You motherfucker!

[02:12:55] Okay, it's fine.

[02:12:56] Okay, listen.

[02:12:57] Okay, help him.

[02:12:58] Help, help, help, help!

[02:13:00] Okay, go back.

[02:13:01] What are your walls?!

[02:13:04] Yo, he flashed at one of our walls.

[02:13:06] Jesus Christ!

[02:13:07] That's my bad, dog.

[02:13:08] That's my bad.

[02:13:09] Oh my God.

[02:13:11] Oh my god

[02:13:13] You have all you have to do without the coaching. How did we do how did we do I'm gonna be honest I was looking fine

[02:13:29] I got him I got him I got him

[02:13:32] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, well by your end that jungle no from

[02:13:36] Am I nuts I didn't order a pizza dude fuck this shit wait so Jin see you're telling me that you're about to order a fucking pizza

[02:13:48] That's just gonna make you into a fucking food coma. No, you're gonna order a fucking steak

[02:13:56] Okay, deal

[02:13:57] Right, I don't do it after the steak might taste like a fucking shoe. I'm not gonna like you

[02:14:02] I don't give a fuck how it tastes. I give a fuck that you're not holding your goddamn queue

[02:14:07] You don't deserve to be happy while you eat. You deserve to feel like shit

[02:14:11] I didn't order you you don't fuck it. Jinxie. No door dashing

[02:14:15] You're gonna go downstairs after this game and you're gonna eat stale bread as punishment for not holding your queue

[02:14:22] Yo, if one more time I hear dentist after one of our fights say

[02:14:26] hold W hold Q it can't be that hard bro while we're just one of the easiest

[02:14:32] champs I'm not gonna lie great great great maybe you should try an easy champ

[02:14:35] because you've walled me off five fucking times five five times what are we saying right now teammate have you lost your mind

[02:14:45] guys you have the walling skills guys fucking delinquent child guys take you one

[02:14:51] and I secure to kill the other time, I'll be taking the piss.

[02:14:54] Enough!

[02:14:56] We are on the same team, guys.

[02:14:59] No, fuck that!

[02:15:01] What?

[02:15:01] Jinxy, do you want to get Iron One or not?

[02:15:05] Yes, I need it, I need it!

[02:15:08] Then like it or not, this guy's your mid laner, so you better fucking walk, Q, and lock the fucking...

[02:15:13] No, you're not, you're not a lot of laughing.

[02:15:15] Why the fuck are you laughing when you're having a lot of fun?

[02:15:17] I can't laugh if I'm not laughing, we can find Bobik, Bobik, and you guys fight!

[02:15:20] This is going going this is good. I like this and

[02:15:42] Okay guys the reason why you lost that is because Jin see you use all your abilities on the fucking

[02:15:50] Like, man!

[02:15:54] Did we all focus, Garen?

[02:15:56] Yes! Did I wall?

[02:15:59] Dude, it's like you're getting invaded by a country and they have tanks and you're fucking having these sharp sticks!

[02:16:05] Can I be honest? Don't! I was trying to R the Jinn and I missed! I'm not gonna lie!

[02:16:11] Then how about not fucking missing?

[02:16:15] Yes, sir. Sorry.

[02:16:16] I was trying to wall in the Jinn. Did I wall in the Garen couch?

[02:16:19] Okay, so now listen, this is the only way.

[02:16:21] Jyncey, I want you to apologize to One and do a little like thumb boy voice.

[02:16:26] Be like, I'm sorry daddy One, and talk to him like that for the next two minutes as punishment.

[02:16:35] Okay, One, how does that make you feel now?

[02:16:42] Yep, good.

[02:16:43] No, One, this is what we're going to do.

[02:16:45] Now you're gonna say, and you're gonna make whipping sounds, and every time you make one of those,

[02:16:51] Jinxie's gonna say, uh, okay?

[02:17:01] Sorry daddy.

[02:17:01] Wait, we just had us win, oh no, what are we doing?

[02:17:03] Yes, Faker did this, I already asked.

[02:17:05] Faker did this.

[02:17:06] Yes, yes, yes.

[02:17:07] We bet ass, don't we bet ass.

[02:17:09] Yup, no, it is actually right.

[02:17:10] Yes, Faker did this.

[02:17:11] Yup, that's true.

[02:17:12] Hey, it's part of the SKT training regimen.

[02:17:15] yeah okay so now listen we're gonna have to work on the barn you guys can

[02:17:19] burn down now the jungler's blood

[02:17:24] no no no you and i you and i all right we're gonna

[02:17:27] fucking blow this shit okay you fucking better come on come on oh they're

[02:17:30] really fine okay listen if the enemy team comes you

[02:17:34] guys seem back off but it doesn't look like they will i can

[02:17:37] If they come I can ward them off.

[02:17:39] I don't fucking want this!

[02:17:41] I don't like this! I like this idea!

[02:17:43] I don't trust them all!

[02:17:45] Jingsy, Jingsy, stop doing this!

[02:17:47] Do you have national? Do you have national?

[02:17:49] Only, only one now!

[02:17:51] All the entrance now!

[02:17:53] Now! Only now!

[02:17:55] What the fuck? Only!

[02:17:57] What? What?

[02:17:59] This is right!

[02:18:01] We're setting up a deep-on-subperimeter. Keep hitting it.

[02:18:03] Now, Jingsy,

[02:18:35] I just fucked Aaron last time, and now I'm not.

[02:18:37] Don't tell him, don't tell him, no, no, no, of course not.

[02:18:38] Jinxy, and now!

[02:18:39] If you didn't know what WLQ, no, no, no,

[02:18:41] it's only a force of magic.

[02:18:42] Jinxy, start voting now!

[02:18:46] Ah!

[02:18:47] I swear on God, I swear on...

[02:18:48] Onay, Onay, listen, I smited about one second too early,

[02:18:51] and I sold the entire match because of it.

[02:18:54] Okay, so, yes, Onay, essentially what happened there

[02:18:57] is instead of ulting the Garen, Jinxy ulted out of the pit,

[02:19:00] and then afterwards he flashed back in the pit, missed his smite,

[02:19:04] and then Fizz got the Baron and then he died.

[02:19:08] Do you see?

[02:19:09] How many else do you have in this game?

[02:19:10] You'll be honest.

[02:19:12] Oh, Dantos, what do you think? 25-30?

[02:19:14] No, you have at least 50 hours.

[02:19:16] Oh.

[02:19:17] Oh.

[02:19:18] Dantos, I have a question.

[02:19:19] You're his coach.

[02:19:21] I'm just his teammate for the first time.

[02:19:22] Like, I'm experiencing this for the first time, right?

[02:19:25] Yep.

[02:19:25] How do you feel?

[02:19:29] I'm gonna be honest.

[02:19:30] Like, seeing things like that,

[02:19:31] It's like witnessing a nuclear bomb go off in your hometown.

[02:19:34] You can't do anything except just watch in horror as you accept the absolute horrible things that are allowed.

[02:19:39] Watch, I'm gonna play with the whole team. Get ready to play.

[02:19:41] Oh no, I'm gonna jump the gym.

[02:19:43] I'm watching you. I'm watching you.

[02:19:44] Okay.

[02:19:46] Okay, Genki, we're all watching.

[02:19:48] What the fuck are you?

[02:19:51] Hold Q. Hold Q.

[02:19:53] Genki, I'm coming. I'm coming.

[02:19:54] I'm coming. I'm shooting. I'm gonna wall in the middle.

[02:19:55] There you are!

[02:20:26] Okay, I'll try I'll try okay. No no do it listen you have 20 seconds up only start doing it now and jinx

[02:20:35] Do you know how you need to act? And I want you to put effort and energy into those modes only start

[02:20:44] Sorry

[02:20:52] That's right

[02:20:56] now let me ask you jing see did you enjoy that yes or no yes wait can we

[02:21:01] fuck then then we can't do it anymore you're supposed to not enjoy it coach

[02:21:07] how do we win talk to me okay listen what we're gonna need to do is we're gonna

[02:21:11] do rockin guys group med now jinx you need to type group med now and then

[02:21:16] start spam hanging you guys are gonna go for 5v5 as long as you don't

[02:21:21] monumentally fuck this up you still have an easy way of winning this game

[02:21:26] I'm telling you

[02:21:30] Listen, I can't even tell you Jeng see but you found a way to and every single one of the other fights

[02:21:36] Okay

[02:21:38] The dragon the dragon from the dragon. What's happening there? Oh, you guys got this like the dragon go go

[02:21:46] Jeng see hold fucking to Jeng see okay good. I should see hold you okay keep going

[02:21:51] Okay, no, go mid mid mid mid no chase no chase mid

[02:21:55] Jyncey you didn't hold Q again. You didn't hold Q again either way

[02:22:02] Hard guys it's hard

[02:22:06] Jyncey you know how to do it bro. Why the fuck aren't you doing it? Wait, are we gonna get back line?

[02:22:12] No, no you guys are good. Just keep hitting the turret. This is great. This is great

[02:22:16] Yes, this is good. Keep hitting, keep hitting. Keep going. Keep pushing, keep pushing.

[02:22:21] Keep pushing.

[02:22:22] If you walk out on the wall one in, you need to help me here. Here we go, here we go!

[02:22:26] He's one, he's one!

[02:22:27] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

[02:22:29] Shrek him, Shrek him, Shrek him!

[02:22:31] Jinx C, Jinx C!

[02:22:33] E!

[02:22:34] E!

[02:22:35] Kill!

[02:22:36] Okay, now keep pushing, keep pushing.

[02:22:37] Onay wall him off! Onay use your fucking abilities, man!

[02:22:41] Bind, coach! I did it!

[02:22:43] Okay, good, good. Keep going, keep going, keep going.

[02:22:45] keep hitting the turrets this is good this is what we like to see

[02:22:48] okay back up oh no man there's no hope oh no

[02:22:51] oh god okay jingsy let him die let your team die

[02:22:54] run away let him die let him die but oh god

[02:22:57] oh no okay

[02:23:00] oh my god about okay run run

[02:23:03] this is good this is good oh okay listen yep guys recall

[02:23:07] I just fucked him so hard thank god actually we can win this

[02:23:11] Guys, guys, give me a lift, give me a lift, Jynxson, give me a lift!

[02:23:14] Listen, listen, what is this? What is this?

[02:23:18] Yes, yes, yes, don't make it, don't make it!

[02:23:20] Guys, I don't know whether I'm watching Jynxson on a Pixel or T1 Faker and owner.

[02:23:26] I don't know what's happening now.

[02:23:28] This is probably the most...

[02:23:30] No, listen, you can blush if you want, bro, but I'm just speaking the fucking facts.

[02:23:35] I'm like the newspaper.

[02:23:37] hahahaha

[02:23:39] oh my gosh

[02:23:41] listen guys

[02:23:43] jingsy look at me

[02:23:45] look at me

[02:23:47] are you dancing?

[02:23:49] ok guys

[02:23:51] push mid and then afterwards

[02:23:53] 20 seconds on baron

[02:23:55] we want that baron

[02:23:57] jingsy why the fuck are you dancing

[02:23:59] go baron go baron

[02:24:01] ok now push one more wave and then baron

[02:24:03] Ok, Jynxy, you already used sub, ok wait, go to the barn.

[02:24:09] Here we go, here we go, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron, Baron!

[02:24:11] Woah, now, now, now, fast, now, now, now!

[02:24:14] Ok, now Jynxy, you cannot fuck this up!

[02:24:18] Jynxy, you fucking piece of shit!

[02:24:20] If I see you dance again, you're gonna be fucking dancing while I have a firing squad

[02:24:24] in AK Zaddy?

[02:24:25] Ok, ok, let's go.

[02:24:27] Ok, I'll, I'll go to the barn.

[02:24:29] I'll go to the barn.

[02:24:31] Okay, oh my god. Okay, only you're about to

[02:24:37] Okay, only it's on you bro. It's on you, bro. This is all you come on. Yes

[02:24:46] Okay, run away run away

[02:24:58] I

[02:25:01] My god, okay, we call we need to recall now. We have we got Baron

[02:25:06] Yes, that's good. That's good. You guys you guys said great. You guys say great. Oh, no

[02:25:11] I'm not gonna lie. I think we're gonna win this game, bro. I'm gonna beat so bad

[02:25:18] One bad team fight we lose bro, right now. Yes, exactly. That's why you guys see a group med right now

[02:25:24] Okay, now listen you guys are gonna spam ping and you guys are gonna group med fast, please

[02:25:32] This is what we need yes, yes like that. Yes, just like that

[02:25:37] Yes, like listen, I need you all to come and shove it in you need to come shove it in and then afterwards go insane on all five of them

[02:25:44] Does that make sense? Yep, I'm gonna jump this Sandra. Okay. Oh, Nick. You're ready to follow up

[02:25:49] This is it gonna be all you and Jim see

[02:26:01] oh my god okay yes okay run away run okay oh no

[02:26:16] help help help help help guys guys guys guys guys guys guys okay no no it's fine

[02:26:23] it's fine not so hold yeah you guys can so hold now change the type kill

[02:26:27] minions type kill minions

[02:26:31] good that's what we need to see good I'm gonna shut my window outside just in

[02:26:37] case my neighbors are hearing this give me one second

[02:26:44] it's the closest game of League ever played in my life

[02:26:47] on it on it on it on it on it it's the closest game of League ever played in my life

[02:26:50] I've never seen anything like this

[02:26:52] JC one bad team fight and it's over you need to lock in hold W hold Q whatever

[02:26:56] your champion does I don't know what it does you are worried you are the fucking

[02:26:59] wolf you're the wolf look him yep jing see you're the wolf of diddy's mansion do you understand

[02:27:06] yes yes whoa whoa yeah different different yeah listen it's a it's an insider thing only just

[02:27:13] trust the process got it got it got it okay so what we need now five med just start oh wait

[02:27:19] actually the dragon jing see hold tab when is that dragon spawning it's 20 seconds okay you guys

[02:27:25] You guys need to go on the dragon. You guys need to do the dragon. Go to the dragon. The dragon. Start picking the dragon.

[02:27:33] Okay, go to the dragon. Not the fucking wolves! The dragon! Please! Fuck!

[02:27:40] Oh no, oh no, I need the wave, I need the wave.

[02:27:43] Nobody means you need the wave, bro! It's the elder! Oh my god. Okay, oh god.

[02:27:50] Okay, wait just wait just wait it's okay. It's okay. This is fine. This is fine

[02:27:56] No, no, it's okay. Okay, only you're gonna have to set up the place this all just on your shoulders because Jamesy wasted his fucking

[02:28:03] All so you need a set of that. I'm gonna die. Oh

[02:28:06] God, I don't know back 30 seconds coach. Okay, Jamesy's fine. Please

[02:28:10] W Morgana W Morgana

[02:28:12] Oh

[02:28:15] No, okay guys guys guys listen listen

[02:28:19] Jinxy Jinxy

[02:28:22] Okay

[02:28:25] Okay

[02:28:27] Jhincsee! Go go go! Yes, chase! Yes, yes! He has it! He has it! Chase! E! E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E!

[02:28:41] Hold Q, hold Q, hold Q, hold Q. Hold your fucking Q, Jhincsee. So, how many got?

[02:28:49] You fucking hold that! You motherfucker, you fucking motherfuckers!

[02:28:54] go do the dragon go do the dragon go do the dragon

[02:28:56] jimsy if i open your shaman i see you smiling

[02:28:58] i'm going to f***ing wash it

[02:29:00] jimsy jimsy

[02:29:02] you wipe that f***ing smile if you're f***ing

[02:29:04] face it out or else only pixels

[02:29:06] going to fly up to the states

[02:29:08] i'm going to kill you

[02:29:10] you're the mcdan

[02:29:12] hey hey hey go go

[02:29:14] yes yes i'm sorry i'm sorry

[02:29:16] i'm not a mcdan

[02:29:18] okay i need to go back face

[02:29:20] i need to go back face

[02:29:22] basement oh no okay this is good this is good this is what we need to see right

[02:29:27] now right now it's looking good it's looking good right now my guy I'm

[02:29:32] gonna break my money okay oh my god why are you in a no hey get out of the

[02:29:40] get out of the egg why were you in it okay listen on it on a when we feel like

[02:29:54] crying what do we do as many right no we start logging hold the lamp up to your

[02:30:01] face right now while you're respawning Jinxie try to run Jinxie try to run

[02:30:06] okay this is good this is good okay on a keep it right there yes jinx you're

[02:30:11] gonna recall go back mid when you guys get that damn lamp out of your face

[02:30:16] no it's staying into your fucking respawn it's a aura you're all for me

[02:30:23] for the respawn we need maximum for the Baron if we don't have maximum fucking

[02:30:28] Then why the fuck are we even playing this game?

[02:30:32] God damn it!

[02:30:34] Okay, now put the ramp down and walk towards the baron.

[02:30:37] Fast, please.

[02:30:39] Bro, do we have time for the rest of the game?

[02:30:42] No, it's like two minutes. There's two minutes.

[02:30:44] Now, Jinxie, take the crab.

[02:30:46] Jinxie, you want those crabs, baby?

[02:30:49] If we don't get the baron, it's over.

[02:30:51] Yep.

[02:30:52] Okay.

[02:30:53] Jinxie, you must be on spring break in Florida the way you rub those crabs.

[02:30:56] Does that make sense?

[02:30:57] make sense yeah yeah yeah yeah okay so now listen go med med med med okay okay okay okay okay

[02:31:09] okay push push push this is good don't be scared go you got this and be honest one back you die you

[02:31:16] lose i'm not doing yes oh no oh no no it's fine it's you two against the world it's you two against the

[02:31:22] Oh

[02:31:25] Okay, only only to go up to fire Jinx he's standing front

[02:31:32] Yeah, just back off it's fun

[02:31:35] We need a team fight. No, do we wait for thunder man? Do we wait for thunder man?

[02:31:38] Yeah, but we might have to we might have to we might have to back back back back back back back back baby

[02:31:45] Okay, let's wait for thunder bro. Let's wait for thunder man. Yep, Jinxy can we call now Jinxy by the elixir firing

[02:31:52] I'm scared on this on everything. I'm scared. Okay, Jinxie your duo is scared start holding his hand and time it's all gonna be

[02:31:59] Okay, okay, I can show a little bit if you need me to nose there at the start of the line

[02:32:03] We're gonna lose the game Jinxie. I'm not joking

[02:32:05] No, no, just back up

[02:32:10] Jinxie you do not want to walk up bro. You do not walk up here

[02:32:14] We need to wait for trend out. Just call me nuts. Correct me from wrong

[02:32:17] But we need to wait until everyone is respawned then yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes

[02:32:22] Yes, yes, yes, it's like think of it this way guys

[02:32:24] It's like you kidnapped someone and now you're trying to steal their kidneys

[02:32:28] But you need to wait until they're fully asleep. That's like your team

[02:32:32] We need to wait until they're fully respawned or else if we go before then it fucks up the whole operation

[02:32:39] No, I'll say back stand at the turrets the turrets the turrets are our friends

[02:32:43] We can get him

[02:32:44] Fizz?

[02:32:45] Oh man, alta

[02:32:47] Fizz, it's us

[02:32:49] No, you can't get the face he fucked up his wall again, Jyncey.

[02:32:52] Mr. WOOOOOOH!

[02:32:54] No, no, no, no, hey, go slow! He fucking jumped over the wall, bro!

[02:32:57] With a fucking Jopogo stick!

[02:32:59] Okay.

[02:33:01] Okay, just back up, just back up.

[02:33:03] This is-

[02:33:04] HIT, HIT, HIT, HIT, HIT!

[02:33:06] Got it.

[02:33:06] No, just walk back, HIT!

[02:33:08] WALK BACK!

[02:33:10] Okay.

[02:33:11] Okay, sit under the curtain now.

[02:33:13] If your Chinmiri's coming back, wait, let's not hold.

[02:33:16] Jyncey.

[02:33:17] Okay, Jyncey.

[02:33:18] You're gonna have to ult the Sentra, so look for an opportunity.

[02:33:21] I'm gonna wall one in first one, in first one!

[02:33:23] Dude, why the fuck are you walling the piss?

[02:33:26] He's the only one lacking the wall!

[02:33:29] Fuck!

[02:33:32] Okay, listen.

[02:33:33] Jinxie, look for an ult on the Sentra.

[02:33:35] Oning, wall, and oh my god.

[02:33:37] Kill him again.

[02:33:40] Okay, good, good.

[02:33:42] Jinxie, flash way, flash way, flash!

[02:33:44] Flash!

[02:33:44] Okay, One just left. You can clear the minion waves. You can hold your the last sign of defense

[02:34:14] Oh wait, wait. Okay listen, Oney, do not walk up. Just focus on farming the minions.

[02:34:19] Just kill all the minions. It's you guys against the world right now, but I think you're out what it takes.

[02:34:26] I'm back in 20.

[02:34:27] Okay, listen, uh, Jyncey, for the next 20 seconds, I want you to make scottishers.

[02:34:33] Oh no!

[02:34:34] Okay, never mind. Scratch out, scratch out.

[02:34:37] Okay.

[02:34:38] I'm not even joking, I'm a scabba's fuck.

[02:34:45] It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

[02:34:47] Coach, what are they doing?

[02:34:48] Why are there enemies?

[02:34:49] Listen, listen, it's okay, just trust me.

[02:34:50] You guys are the main characters of the protagonists.

[02:34:53] You guys have plot armor.

[02:34:55] It's fine.

[02:34:56] Do not go in on this.

[02:34:58] Just push them in.

[02:34:59] Okay, guys, same pressure minions.

[02:35:02] Oh, this is not great.

[02:35:04] One more wave, one more wave.

[02:35:05] Don't die, Jesus.

[02:35:06] Don't die.

[02:35:07] I'm gonna be honest though. It's like right now your guys's clash tower is on 30 HP

[02:35:15] And you and he just dropped his full elixir does that make sense?

[02:35:20] Dragon spawned. Oh no

[02:35:24] What's the game plan right now wait for teamite in our base

[02:35:27] Yeah, so listen you guys have to give the elder dragon

[02:35:29] But then it's like you guys you get on your hands and ease and start praying to every god that there is on the planet

[02:35:35] Do we go L don't know what it's gonna doing?

[02:35:37] No no no you can't do this

[02:35:39] What's going on?

[02:35:43] Okay Jhinx you just keep on the minions

[02:35:45] He's focusing gathering

[02:35:47] Don't just I'm about to lose my mind

[02:35:49] It's okay Oni listen listen

[02:35:51] Focus on what you can do

[02:35:53] Listen Oni you are the greatest and the

[02:35:55] be a player to ever watch this fucking planet

[02:35:57] You understand? It doesn't matter if your chin

[02:35:59] mirrors are fucking reject you got this

[02:36:01] bro your champion can

[02:36:03] hold one versus one million in your base you are this listen both you walk back

[02:36:09] what you are experiencing right now is how the battle of 300 felt you're

[02:36:14] watching the 15,000 Persians walking to the gates and you know that if they get

[02:36:19] to your village everyone will die your parents will die your children will die

[02:36:24] Your wives will die. It is only up to you and only you two only

[02:36:33] We saw man in the base you guys they will hold if you don't hold this no one will it's all on you

[02:36:44] Okay, hold hold hold hold

[02:36:54] Keep going

[02:37:03] Wait, there might be a chance there might be a chance

[02:37:24] How we like to see what's the game plan help me turn around this game. Oh, oh

[02:37:31] Okay, Jamesy first up what item are you building show me?

[02:37:35] No, so I saw so the component they built so the component the inner inventory sell it sell it

[02:37:41] Yep, but so so so so so so so so so so okay

[02:37:54] Listen, this is what we're doing. Jinxi you need to farm 100 gold and then you buy guardian angel

[02:37:59] You guys are doing great right now. I think you're trying to miss all in the fucking time

[02:38:12] Okay, you guys can actually lose I

[02:38:15] Can buy now. Yeah, what do I say? What do I buy?

[02:38:17] Okay, I'm not gonna back up you're you're for both the only you just back up back up you're too far right now

[02:38:22] So now GenC, GenC, buy the Guardian Angel and then you guys wait in your base until the turrets respawn.

[02:38:29] You still have a fucking chance. You still have a chance.

[02:38:33] We're going to wait. Turrets can respawn at any moment. This is the most stupid game I've ever played.

[02:38:37] Yes, yes, yes, yes. Like, Wulahi, they can respawn.

[02:38:40] Okay, so now guys, sit in front of your Nexus. Just sit in front and do not move.

[02:38:45] If they start hitting the inhibitors, then you need to contest them on it, okay?

[02:38:50] I think that's top 0-0 on the scav.

[02:38:52] No, ping your chin.

[02:38:54] Why the fuck is he there?

[02:38:56] No, he's losing the game.

[02:38:58] He's losing the game right now.

[02:39:00] No!

[02:39:02] Okay, he's fine. Send base.

[02:39:04] James, you do not go to him.

[02:39:06] What is she doing?

[02:39:08] It's fine, just send base.

[02:39:10] Okay, your guys inhibitory spawn.

[02:39:12] Okay, listen guys, listen.

[02:39:14] I think your chin mirrors retarded.

[02:39:16] You need to stall.

[02:39:18] hero right now just hold the base no he's not he's not he's a piece of shit

[02:39:23] he's a fucking scumbag listen it's fine just hold hold the inhibitors jing see

[02:39:27] rockup have some presence try to hold the inhibitors but don't walk up too far

[02:39:31] don't get in the range do not get in the range he's back doing you just see the

[02:39:35] hold just kill the enemies make sure they do not hit your nexus

[02:39:41] GZ off again!

[02:39:43] Okay, now my ass is responding.

[02:39:45] It's fine, it's fine.

[02:39:47] You're about to have the tower.

[02:39:49] GZ, hold up!

[02:39:51] GZ, press the wheel, hold up!

[02:39:53] GZ!

[02:39:55] Yes, yes, yes, yes!

[02:39:57] Okay, now go ahead and fucking go!

[02:39:59] Go ahead and fucking go!

[02:40:01] It's 4-2!

[02:40:03] It's 4-2! Just push mid!

[02:40:05] Push mid! You guys can end!

[02:40:07] Push mid! Push mid!

[02:40:09] right now we have been right now yes you have 50 seconds in game 50 seconds

[02:40:14] I'm gonna have really only I'm gonna have really only I'm gonna have really we have 50 seconds

[02:40:19] and we have 50 seconds. Jynxie Jynxie fucking control some pussy as well as the state of mind

[02:40:25] if you just want to try to get one in yes yes just fight just fight hit the turrets

[02:40:31] the turrets the turrets nice nice e jinksy e jinksy hit the turrets the turrets you fucking asshole

[02:40:45] and and and and and and and hit the turrets jinksy mother fuck if you don't hit the turrets i'm

[02:40:53] gonna hit your fucking skull i'm gonna fucking bash your brains in with the brick

[02:40:56] What the fuck are you doing?

[02:40:58] What the fuck are you doing?

[02:41:00] What the fuck are you doing?

[02:41:02] What the fuck are you doing?

[02:41:04] What the fuck are you doing?

[02:41:06] What the fuck are you doing?

[02:41:08] The fuck was that?

[02:41:10] I'm sorry neighbors, but holy fuck

[02:41:12] Jinx is destroying my game.

[02:41:14] What the fuck?

[02:41:16] We may be alive. Stances?

[02:41:18] What are my eyes? Just witness.

[02:41:20] Tell me you're sorry.

[02:41:22] Wait, your chin mirror's back doing. Jinx is looking at me base.

[02:41:24] He's trying to do it alone!

[02:41:26] Oh no.

[02:41:28] Oh no.

[02:41:30] No.

[02:41:34] No!

[02:41:38] Don't just let me win this game.

[02:41:40] Don't let me win this game.

[02:41:42] Okay. Listen. Listen listen listen listen listen.

[02:41:46] There might still be a chance, but Jinxy.

[02:41:50] After this game, I want you to get on your hands and knees,

[02:41:52] and I want you to pretend like you're giving us only the small piece of ever gonna win this game

[02:41:56] That is we're gonna win this game for you. Just pray please. Okay, I need 10 seconds. We need 10 seconds

[02:42:06] Okay, it's fun on a you need to hold the Nexus or it's okay, you need to hold the

[02:42:14] Don't say no, bro, this is you this is all you only the light has led to this moment though

[02:42:18] You got this. This is you against the world

[02:42:22] Gengsie help him! On a fight! On a fight! On a fight! FIGHT!!!!

[02:42:29] I'm fighting, I can't do much about it! No! Noooo!

[02:42:35] What? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[02:42:41] Gengsie, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. We have it! Oh my God!

[02:42:46] We literally have it.

[02:42:48] Okay.

[02:42:49] Jinxie.

[02:42:50] Jinxie.

[02:42:51] Jinxie.

[02:42:52] I know right now, I know right now how you're feeling, but I need you to re-watch what happened.

[02:42:59] Both of you, I'm going to share a skin on Discord right now.

[02:43:02] Do I want to see this or no, Dante?

[02:43:04] Please be honest.

[02:43:05] Dante, I'm watching the picture.

[02:43:07] I'm going to be honest.

[02:43:08] I think you have to.

[02:43:10] Okay, guys.

[02:43:12] I'm joining.

[02:43:14] So, after 50 minutes of one of the hardest fought comebacks that I think League of Legends

[02:43:23] could have ever had, it was all thrown away on one play, only one play, and I want to

[02:43:30] show you guys what that play was.

[02:43:32] So over here, you guys had it.

[02:43:36] You guys destroyed the turrets, you were pushing mid.

[02:43:41] That's 4 vs 2 for 50 seconds.

[02:43:46] You guys are watching, right?

[02:43:48] Yeah.

[02:43:49] Now look, the turret is standing.

[02:43:53] We have the walls coming in, we have the queues being thrown, everything being done, right?

[02:43:59] You guys are going in.

[02:44:00] Now Jinxie, this game came down to a matter of seconds and I want you to see just how

[02:44:06] much you dilly-dallyed here.

[02:44:07] Look, you're walking around, you walk up, right?

[02:44:11] I tell you, hit the turrets here, look, you're walking around, you're walking around, you're

[02:44:17] hitting the inhib, I'm telling you, I'm saying end, end the fucking game, only you two bro,

[02:44:22] I was saying only end the game, and look what you guys are doing, both of you, you're just

[02:44:27] walking around.

[02:44:28] Now here, look at this, it's 4v2, Jinxie, they're on only, they're on him, right, he's

[02:44:37] that it's you and it's the Nexus.

[02:44:41] You have an item called Guardian Angel,

[02:44:44] which means that if you die, you respawn, okay?

[02:44:47] What? You didn't say that.

[02:44:51] But look, so here, when I'm screaming in the game,

[02:44:56] when I'm screaming, hit the Nexus.

[02:44:58] When I'm screaming, just do it.

[02:45:00] Nine, nine!

[02:45:07] He told the enemy fountain, and this...

[02:45:14] But listen, the craziest thing about this play is that the only way for your guardian

[02:45:26] angel to ever not revive you, there is literally only one way ever that it doesn't revive

[02:45:33] you and it's if you dive the enemy fountain so it means that if you would

[02:45:39] have just hit the Nexus here your team would have been full HP you guys would

[02:45:45] have won the game and it would have been

[02:45:50] Jinksy, how did we fuck this up? Why did you jump into the fucking phone bro?

[02:46:00] I didn't mean to click on it.

[02:46:05] We played that one more time, Dantez. We played that one more time.

[02:46:08] Maybe we missed something. Maybe there was an issue. Jinksy, if you can guide us through this one.

[02:46:13] Okay, let's look at what happens.

[02:46:16] The turd the turd falls on a only is taking three BBC's up the asbro

[02:46:22] He's sitting there, and he's tanking it for the team. He's giving it everything that he has but it's not enough versus the garen and

[02:46:29] Then it's here, but watch in point two five speed

[02:46:46] but why sorry i just wanted to kill jen

[02:46:52] because i thought jen was going to kill me before i could get the turret down

[02:46:56] i wanted to kill jen then just back door the nexus from the fountain stairs sorry guys

[02:47:03] listen sorry listen listen listen sorry guys listen listen in life jinxy it's not about being

[02:47:12] sorry bro because you can be sorry from now until tomorrow until next month until next year

[02:47:20] you could cry yourself to sleep every night you could overthink every single day you could sit

[02:47:26] there jinxie and you could not even function for the next year because of how sorry you are

[02:47:33] but is that going to make on a pixel get his fucking LP is you being sorry gonna get you to

[02:47:40] iron one? Is you being sorry gonna get you to bronze and then silver and then gold? Is that

[02:47:47] what it's gonna do, Jinxie? Or is you being better gonna accomplish and achieve all those things?

[02:47:55] Is you sitting here and telling Oni Pixel right now, Oni, I fucked up, but I will not fuck up again.

[02:48:02] I let you down once, Oni, and I will not let you down again! I'm doing the fuck up and dominating!

[02:48:10] YOUR NEXT GAME!

[02:48:12] How does that sound instead of being sorry?

[02:48:26] I got bad news. That sounds bad.

[02:48:29] Because I'm out.

[02:48:32] Wait, you have to go?

[02:48:34] Yes. No, I don't.

[02:48:36] But that's

[02:48:38] 55 minutes we had it. We had it

[02:48:43] We had it on a listen man. Listen me right now

[02:48:48] Right now if you ended off on this right here

[02:48:53] Then you are sitting here, and you are essentially saying Jinxie. I know it's bad

[02:48:58] But I will never give you the opportunity to make it better. So right now even though it's on Jinxie

[02:49:04] It's also on you because you you need to give him the opportunity

[02:49:10] To show you what he's capable of do you understand?

[02:49:15] Jinxie, can you hear me?

[02:49:22] This next game if we kill another one

[02:49:25] We won't let it go down to 50 minutes, but if we do

[02:49:30] We have to all listen to dentists. I fucked up you fucked up. We all fucked up that Trindam your fucked up

[02:49:36] You also made it possible though. You made it possible. I made it possible. We all made it possible

[02:49:40] You don't win games solo

[02:49:43] But we need to listen to dentists and if he says hit the Nexus we have to hit the Nexus and then we win and then we win

[02:49:49] He's challenger. We're fucking your iron

[02:49:53] Hey, hey, hey

[02:49:55] Come on, dude

[02:49:56] Why say come on dude bro? It's like saying the sky is blue! You are Iron!

[02:50:03] I get a water than McQ, alright? I get a water than McQ. But this is my last game. This is my last game because I may get evicted already.

[02:50:10] I- I- I- I- No screaming in this game, Jinxie. Let's not have a reason to scream. It is Monday!

[02:50:17] When it's Sunday, it's fine. My neighbors are like, okay, maybe it's party. It is Sunday. My- It is Monday.

[02:50:22] My neighbors are nothing else. I can't do this to them. We have to know you bow for this next one. I can't listen. Oh, no

[02:50:28] Don't a reason to scream. Please. Okay. Listen. Listen. Listen. Yes. I'm listening

[02:50:34] Okay, I don't give a fuck if your neighbors die of a heart attack

[02:50:38] Because of how loud you scream you sit there and you give this game the most energy you've ever given anything in your life

[02:50:45] Do you understand me? We need only pixel the fucking rank one CS go case

[02:50:51] destroyer and we need jing see the 2023 gamer of the year to sit here and walk

[02:50:58] the fucking alright alright I'm gonna what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna stare at

[02:51:04] a tree for a couple of minutes no oncoming traffic and then I'll be

[02:51:09] back ready to play now jing see while you're doing that get some fresh air we

[02:51:13] We get air and we get water, okay? No vaping. No vaping. Please

[02:51:19] Come on

[02:51:21] I know I know I swear. All right, I'll be back

[02:51:32] Guys be honest with me

[02:51:35] Do you think that this next game they're gonna have it yes or no?

[02:51:38] I'm going to be real with you. I genuinely think Jinxie and Onepixel could be the next saviors of NA or Europe, genuinely.

[02:51:48] Like they could sit there and destroy Korean and Chinese teams, bro, in the pro League of Legends setting,

[02:51:55] and waste that nobody else ever could. But they need to be able to sit here, and they need to be able to lock it in.

[02:52:02] Now the question is, will they be able to?

[02:52:06] What do we think?

[02:52:10] Genuine delusion.

[02:52:14] Let me ask you guys a question.

[02:52:17] If you could choose one person to have in your corner,

[02:52:21] as you sit there and you try to go for one of the most monumental undertakings of your life,

[02:52:26] would you rather have a guy that tells you, you can't do it?

[02:52:30] realistically it's not within reach or you know what I'm gonna be honest I

[02:52:36] don't think you're cut out for this or would you rather have a guy telling you

[02:52:39] that if you reach for the fucking stars you would touch the moon what would you

[02:52:44] guys rather have it's like I don't give a fuck if you guys think it's delusion

[02:52:50] because they have what it takes they could have won that game nobody thought

[02:52:54] when there was triple open nexus and the enemy team had soul and elder nobody

[02:52:59] thought that they could hold but they almost brought it back and I'm telling

[02:53:04] you this is how faker and owner felt when they met each other like they sat

[02:53:10] there bro and they realized that there was something about the two of them

[02:53:14] together that was just impossible to crack it's like an egg made out of

[02:53:19] diamonds it doesn't crack and the thing is that when it comes to jinxing on a

[02:53:24] the pixel, right? The only reason why they cracked is because they allowed themselves

[02:53:32] to pierce the inside. But if they just don't do that, I'm telling you, they could genuinely

[02:53:38] go 85% rate to masters from this point easily with ease.

[02:53:54] Jinxie cracked One, he did.

[02:53:56] This game Jinxie cracked One, he did.

[02:53:59] He sat there, One just wanted to chill, he wanted a good time and Jinxie cracked the

[02:54:04] fuck out of him.

[02:54:06] But the thing about it is that he won't do it again.

[02:54:09] Like when he's in his egg this time, he will not get cracked again.

[02:54:14] Does that make sense?

[02:54:17] I'm telling you guys.

[02:54:22] Oh.

[02:54:24] Nice.

[02:54:28] Someone got damn sick.

[02:54:33] We'll talk guys. Do we make Jinxie first time Frankenstein? Yes or no?

[02:54:51] Yo. Yo. Yo, Sensei.

[02:54:56] I'm listening, Padawan.

[02:54:59] I had I had a long why's my chat saying yes, because I was asking if you should first time Frank inside this game

[02:55:07] Well, I just play yee

[02:55:11] Sure, if you want to okay, but what are you saying, bro? I

[02:55:21] Just want to apologize bro for letting me down

[02:55:23] There's something I need to tell you bro.

[02:55:30] You don't have to do that because there's only one way that you could ever let me down

[02:55:35] and it would be if you refused to get back up.

[02:55:39] So even if you get knocked down, even if you get the shit kicked out of you, even if you

[02:55:43] single-handedly throw a game and have your duo sit there in despair as he watches you

[02:55:48] sell all your chances of winning after a 55-minute slugfest where you had to come back from the

[02:55:53] bring up destruction, and you and only you manage to make your team lose the game because

[02:55:57] of a decision that you decided to take of your own volition.

[02:56:00] Alright, hey, relax a little bit.

[02:56:02] I'm iron, bro.

[02:56:04] Okay, but it's like I was saying, right?

[02:56:06] Even if that happens, right?

[02:56:09] As long as you continue to get back up, and you stand back up, and you brush the dust

[02:56:16] off your knees, and you say, you know what, let's go again, then you haven't let me down

[02:56:21] yet. Thank you. What are you eating? I'm eating pretzels with peanut butter and milk. I'm protein

[02:56:34] maxing. Where the fuck is the protein in any of that? All of that's protein, bro. Pretzels?

[02:56:42] So, Neymar into the World Cup.

[02:56:44] What?

[02:56:45] Neymar makes Brazil 2026 World Cup squad.

[02:56:52] Carlo Angelotti announced his 26th Man Brazil World Cup squad.

[02:56:55] It's the Neymar call that's made.

[02:56:57] What?

[02:57:00] What?

[02:57:02] Well, that is crazy.

[02:57:04] But Portugal is going to win the World Cup.

[02:57:19] Is Portugal the team with Messi?

[02:57:21] No, they have the best player in the world on their team.

[02:57:27] Who?

[02:57:28] Nuno Amandas.

[02:57:29] I thought you were going to say Cristiano Ronaldo, isn't he Portuguese?

[02:57:33] Miha

[02:57:37] It's not 2017 do

[02:57:42] Who's new no Mendez best player in the world is he better than lamina mall

[02:57:51] Yes

[02:57:55] Why don't you compete in the World Cup

[02:58:01] Because I'm fat

[02:58:04] So why don't you pull the fucking pretzels down?

[02:58:07] Bro put a sock in it, the pretzels and peanut butter is not that bad.

[02:58:13] Dude, it's literally just wasted useless carbs.

[02:58:18] Yeah, but I need to be full for the next game so I don't launch owning again.

[02:58:24] Well, I mean like let's just hope you don't launch into the admi fountain.

[02:58:28] No, no.

[02:58:30] Bro, hey, hey, chat, I know y'all like to yank my chain and shit.

[02:58:36] Can we not talk about that?

[02:58:37] Like let's let that one go.

[02:58:38] I don't want to talk about it.

[02:58:40] I like just guys.

[02:58:41] Let's act like it never happened because seriously dude, that was a fucking ant.

[02:58:46] Wait, was that only doing the heavy breathing?

[02:58:51] Okay, only what do you think about the fact that he said let's pretend that never happened?

[02:58:57] How does that make you feel?

[02:58:59] Oh, wait, what did you say?

[02:59:02] Gingsey said let's pretend that game never happened

[02:59:04] and focus on the next one.

[02:59:05] How does that make you feel?

[02:59:07] I don't like it at all.

[02:59:08] This doesn't look remotely possible to accomplish,

[02:59:10] because as soon as I said to let it go,

[02:59:12] my entire chat started spamming Fountain Fred.

[02:59:16] Gingsey.

[02:59:18] The May 18 incident.

[02:59:19] We're winning this next game.

[02:59:20] Gingsey, on everything that I love, this is my last game.

[02:59:23] We don't need to win this.

[02:59:25] We need to win this.

[02:59:26] I will not let you down.

[02:59:27] I will not let you down on it.

[02:59:28] I don't even know, Dantas, have I won a single game since season 5?

[02:59:33] Because I don't know if I have.

[02:59:35] Can you check for it?

[02:59:37] Yeah, what's your username?

[02:59:39] StaleStork661 hashtag real.

[02:59:41] Have I won a single game since coaching everything?

[02:59:44] Well, obviously. StaleStork?

[02:59:47] Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.

[02:59:49] What the fuck even is a staleStork?

[02:59:52] I don't know, it was a Fortnite default name.

[02:59:54] Okay, let's have a look, okay?

[02:59:56] So look at season 6. In season 6, you actually had a good win rate on a Lowy, okay?

[03:00:03] Season 7, you won one game. In season 8, you didn't play at all.

[03:00:12] In season 9, you didn't play at all. In season 10, you didn't play at all.

[03:00:16] In season 11, you didn't play at all. In season 12, you had a positive win rate on a Lowy.

[03:00:23] And season 13 you also want

[03:00:32] Yes

[03:00:34] But for me once I make a big mistake like that, I never make that same mistake again

[03:00:39] I actually trust you on that. I've seen proof of why you don't do that like your chess games. You're fucking

[03:00:53] Uh, Dantez, I need an invite, bro.

[03:00:55] Yep, okay, so this is where we're gonna do this game, okay?

[03:00:58] Oney, you're gonna play top lane Alawi this game, okay?

[03:01:01] Nine! Nine! Nine!

[03:01:03] Hey, Dantez, I'm playing he, fuck you.

[03:01:05] This is the only time where I go against the coach.

[03:01:07] Dantez, I have to win a game with my main where I absolutely stump on Anivia.

[03:01:12] But it's not your main, you have more games on Alawi,

[03:01:14] and you haven't stumped a single game on Anivia in the last few years.

[03:01:18] Stop, stop.

[03:01:19] Okay, okay, hey Dantez, no!

[03:01:21] get a win. What type of host heats up their players like that? You dickhead.

[03:01:25] Jinxy, Jinxy. It would be like imagine I'm coaching Messi and he tells me that he wants

[03:01:30] to play basketball against LeBron James. Why the fuck would I allow that to happen?

[03:01:35] No bro, that's not what it's like. Oh wait, wait, give me host.

[03:01:39] How do I give you host? I don't even know. How does he do it on this?

[03:01:42] Uh, okay, no listen. Wait, wait, wait, before you Q, before you Q.

[03:01:47] I need to play Anivia. Imagine I only have Anivia. I am Anivia. I have no other option. I have wings. I am back.

[03:01:59] Do I play top or do I play mid?

[03:02:02] You know what? Fuck it. We'll put you on top in this game. Let me go to the bathroom and then you and Jinxie Shadja.

[03:02:08] I'll be back in my two minutes.

[03:02:10] Okay, okay. Let me analyze this bro, okay? Listen.

[03:02:14] The last game's 100% my fault. We can't go back into the past and rewind time. That's not how life works.

[03:02:19] You got to cherish the moment and live in the moment. The past is history, tomorrow's a mystery, and today is a gift.

[03:02:25] That's why they call it the present. My point is, I'm never going to fowl and dive like that ever again because I'm not a piece of fucking human garbage.

[03:02:32] Second, I'm no longer going to be on Warwick. I'm going to be on Master Yi.

[03:02:35] So holding Q won't be a problem anymore because then I could just tap Q and just flash on top of people.

[03:02:39] Third, you are the GOAT, bro. All you gotta do is clean up your wall placements a little bit and I gotta clean up my queues and we're good to go, bro.

[03:02:46] You are the GOAT. No, no, no, Jinxie. I wanna stop you when you said that. There was 100% your fault. It is never 100% only your fault, bro.

[03:02:56] At least in my opinion. There was as well on me. There was like 0.5% on me. It was not 100% on you. It was like 99.5%.

[03:03:04] But don't do that shit again, bro.

[03:03:07] If you go Master Yi, I don't know if you have to hold something there, bro.

[03:03:10] If you have to hold E, if you have to hold W, just hold it, bro.

[03:03:12] Please just hold it there.

[03:03:14] No, no, no, no, no.

[03:03:15] Bro, on it.

[03:03:16] On it, I got it, bro.

[03:03:17] Don't you worry.

[03:03:18] So, listen.

[03:03:19] Now, we got this.

[03:03:20] Who knows who fault it was?

[03:03:22] It was probably, you know, called it 70% mine, maybe 30% you.

[03:03:25] Part 60% me, 40% you.

[03:03:26] It doesn't matter though, because at the end of the day, I didn't finish the game, okay?

[03:03:29] I gotta finish the game better.

[03:03:30] We're good, we're good.

[03:03:31] Jinxie, we are good, and we will win this game, okay?

[03:03:33] okay oh what are they doing GC I played this game 12 years no no no I played it

[03:03:40] a little bit ago like few years ago and this champion at the bottom is

[03:03:44] completely useless call me nuts chat why are they putting that fucking cat

[03:03:48] bot lane oh yeah who is that who is the cat Jinxie oh this thing at the bottom

[03:03:59] It just goes inside of you and does a little bit more damage. Nothing else. It's completely used

[03:04:05] It's for people who want to AFK. I'm not joking, bro. They banned Master Yi, so

[03:04:11] Looks like we're running back Warwick

[03:04:15] You want to dodge we can dodge

[03:04:20] Oh you're getting sniped. I'm probably even fucking worse on fucking

[03:04:24] Oh, it took Warwick.

[03:04:27] They banned Master Yi and they picked Warwick.

[03:04:31] Alright, so now that means it's not right.

[03:04:39] Wait, you said they took Warwick.

[03:04:41] They toggled it.

[03:04:43] But teamcatch toggled it.

[03:04:45] Ah, okay.

[03:04:47] I'm gonna shiv us across my spine.

[03:04:49] Is that Mordekaiser playing top or no, Dantas?

[03:04:52] Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you. We might have a repeat of the Jinx the Invitational here

[03:04:58] Wait, no, no, no, don't do that's a love note. How much that roll? Why's my chat saying no, no, no

[03:05:05] Sam can't fuck with Sam. I

[03:05:09] Think maybe because the champion's like broken

[03:05:14] I'm out of pretzels

[03:05:16] Yeah, go teleport because you won't be able to kill him right? So it's better if you take teleport that way you can get to your lane

[03:05:30] Jinx you go lethal tempo. Yep, okay. What do you need on a

[03:05:35] Your help

[03:05:37] Actually scared. I'm not joking. Like jumps inside. I'm scared. Okay

[03:05:43] Let me ask you a question on a on a general

[03:05:46] HAHAHAHA

[03:05:48] I'm not joking

[03:05:50] On a genuine question

[03:05:51] I can't take the Tyler screamer you please screamer if you ever die once

[03:05:54] Yeah yeah and I'm a- let me ask you a question

[03:05:56] You're sitting here saying that your Nivea is the greatest gift to humanity since sliced bread

[03:06:01] And you're scared of a bronze morticaiser

[03:06:03] What the fuck kind of player are you?

[03:06:06] Ok you're right

[03:06:07] Oni I'm not gonna lie he's right

[03:06:08] Oni listen bro

[03:06:09] You gotta let bygones be bygones

[03:06:11] Even though moist critical completely ruined your birthday and embarrassed you in the tournament

[03:06:14] It doesn't matter because now you get a chance out of redemption

[03:06:18] This is your shot at redemption on it. You got the shit, bro

[03:06:22] Lucy we got the shit. Oh, yes

[03:06:26] Okay, you ever played against it. Well, I think you ever played against the Fed motor Kaiser asking for friend

[03:06:31] Fed more. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. He just forces you to 1v1 him and then literally dates you

[03:06:37] Okay, so now Jinxie, it doesn't matter how much Onay gets spread open and based up like

[03:06:46] a turkey, what matters is that you just hold your fucking queue.

[03:06:51] Okay.

[03:06:52] I wanted to play easy.

[03:06:54] Go tear, go tear, go tear, go tear.

[03:06:59] Thank you Poppy.

[03:07:01] Should we do it in Bay?

[03:07:02] No, they're sniping.

[03:07:03] They're sniping.

[03:07:04] Yeah, then listen, this game guys, we're gonna play standard, okay?

[03:07:07] We're playing standard. We're playing normal. It's gonna be a good time. Do you understand?

[03:07:12] Yeah, wait only stop. Okay. Oh, hey, if you need me to help you talk talk to me, okay?

[03:07:19] Okay, so now listen this is

[03:07:25] Let me ask you a question on a how far away can you auto attack the motorcars are from?

[03:07:31] Very far as one of the farthest auto attacks in the game. So why the fuck are you scared of him?

[03:07:37] Walk up and throw him!

[03:07:39] Go! Keep on ordering!

[03:07:40] Plus E!

[03:07:41] Plus E!

[03:07:42] There you go! Nice!

[03:07:43] Keep doing that!

[03:07:44] Now keep doing that!

[03:07:46] No! Looking good on A!

[03:07:47] Looking good on A, Schnitzel!

[03:07:49] Thank you, bro. Thank you, dude.

[03:07:52] Bro, I just want to say, bro, you know I entered the fuck out of last game, bro.

[03:07:55] I love you, man. I'm sorry.

[03:07:57] Bro, you didn't enter.

[03:07:58] No, I didn't. Come on, I entered. I fucking entered.

[03:08:00] No, no, no, no, no, we could have finished earlier, so you had a chance to finish but we as a team had a chance to finish at fucking 40 at 30

[03:08:07] And so on bro

[03:08:09] Thank you, bro. I won't make time to say again. Yep. So no only remember make sure that you want to dodge his Q ability. Okay. I

[03:08:18] Got you

[03:08:20] No, well, you can do this you can walk up for trades. Just Q E and auto attack Q

[03:08:25] No, okay, only do you know how your e words?

[03:08:28] Okay, if you cue them, your E does more damage.

[03:08:35] Yeah, yeah, what a fun.

[03:08:37] What do you mean you've heard of that?

[03:08:39] You made this jump!

[03:08:41] I felt it before.

[03:08:43] Wait, this is your main.

[03:08:45] You don't know that you need what?

[03:08:47] Well, Jinxie, let's not talk when you still press W when you're running towards the target that already has the scent on them.

[03:08:52] Sorry, oh my god.

[03:08:53] Sorry, Daddy.

[03:08:55] It's okay.

[03:08:56] So now listen what we're gonna do

[03:09:07] Okay, they're II II nice

[03:09:11] Yes, now keep doing that that's all you have to do you can shit in his mouth bro like it's Sunday surprise

[03:09:20] Yes, you will

[03:09:22] There you go now II

[03:09:24] Louis Louis what the fuck yes now wait okay now max your e there you go now when he walks up again do it again

[03:09:32] Q e auto

[03:09:36] I

[03:09:37] Look at this Mord

[03:09:40] Yes, yes, so now in five seconds you kill him walk up to e auto

[03:09:45] He said to kill him walk up walk up

[03:09:48] You can wall him wall him so you get your q up jane see go barred crap

[03:09:53] yeah no that's us okay oh my god the fuck did you do no what the fuck did you

[03:10:01] know no that's us my parents i'm sorry that's us my parents sorry that's us

[03:10:07] oh it's okay all right okay so now I jinx you go topgap go topgap you can get

[03:10:13] the topgap easy the problem is that you don't have a priority toplane because

[03:10:17] you're toplane or randomly entered for no reason when he was running lane fight

[03:10:21] Fight him. Hold Q. Jynxie please.

[03:10:23] F-

[03:10:24] E. E. E. E. E. E. E. E.

[03:10:28] Nice. Nice. Hold Q. Please hold Q.

[03:10:30] I'm begging you, Jynxie.

[03:10:32] There you go. Nice.

[03:10:33] No, not another one of those situations.

[03:10:34] Jynxie please.

[03:10:35] Karmakarmakaiya thing. Wait.

[03:10:38] I got it.

[03:10:40] Okay.

[03:10:41] Listen.

[03:10:41] Karmakarmakaiya. I got it guys.

[03:10:43] Don't fucking worry.

[03:10:44] Okay, Jynxie. Recall. Jynxie. Recall them.

[03:10:46] Morgra.

[03:10:46] Onay.

[03:10:47] When it comes back to lane, just Q.

[03:10:49] E auto, okay, it's that easy. Okay, bro. My entire chat style hold Q the whole stream

[03:10:57] God, so sorry my night there my nightmares, bro

[03:11:01] So start doing it

[03:11:07] Nice don't keep doing that keep doing it again. I have to hold no only

[03:11:11] Instead of you only instead of you walking up and down

[03:11:15] I want you to walk left and right so you can dodge his E. Okay. Yep like that good

[03:11:19] There. So now Jinxie. Remember to smite this. Remember to smite this and then clear the woods

[03:11:26] buddy. Don't look on the Jaisu. Okay. Oneh, why the fuck are we wasting our Q on a minion

[03:11:31] motherfucker? Dude, when you use your Q on the minion, now you don't have it up for the

[03:11:36] CHIDE! YOU NEED YOUR FUCKING KILL! Okay. It's okay. Listen. Don't be sorry. Be better.

[03:11:46] you don't use your Q on the fucking minions, you save it

[03:11:48] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

[03:11:52] JINXI, I know you're not fucking laughing

[03:11:54] Sorry

[03:11:54] When you sell the load

[03:11:56] Hey, don't say sorry, what are you doing JINXI?

[03:11:58] Be better, don't be sorry

[03:12:00] I'm sorry, I'm sorry

[03:12:01] It's okay

[03:12:02] No, don't, we're not sorry, JINXI

[03:12:04] Be better

[03:12:05] Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah

[03:12:06] Exactly, yeah, exactly

[03:12:08] Okay

[03:12:09] So now, Oney, yep, keep walking to the left

[03:12:11] Now Oney, while you're walking

[03:12:13] I want you to say

[03:12:14] to the left to the left to the right to the right and you're gonna sing yep now

[03:12:19] welcome to the Mordecai sir keep singing and Q e hem coach I go for drag

[03:12:24] coach you take drive okay now keep singing and then Q no coach help coach

[03:12:35] help coach help no keep fighting it it's fine you're good he's a support he's a

[03:12:39] support. Coach help! Coach help! No, you don't need help! E, Pussy, Jynxie, Pussy, Pussy!

[03:12:48] Okay, now fight the Timo, fight the Timo, fight the Timo, fight the Timo. Nice! Now

[03:12:52] get the dragon, good. Nice! Onay, Onay, Onay. Next wave and then recall. No, Jynxie,

[03:12:59] you're not the one singing, that's Onay's job. Okay, Onay, Onay, I want you to press

[03:13:06] on the wave and then you chew to shove it in as fast as possible so you can

[03:13:10] recall. Alright, pause.

[03:13:13] AHH! That's awesome!

[03:13:15] I can't help you, bro. I don't even think that was to help you.

[03:13:18] No, it's not this, I'm sorry!

[03:13:20] What's wrong, Oney? You gotta figure out this Mordecai's are shit, man.

[03:13:23] 0 and 2! What the fuck?!

[03:13:26] You're the only one with the dabs!

[03:13:30] I'm sorry. Wait, I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry.

[03:13:32] That was a low cost.

[03:13:34] Okay, now listen, Oney, Oney, Oney, this is what we're going to do.

[03:13:42] If you ever die to the Mordekaiser again, we're going to force you to scream for 30

[03:13:46] seconds straight and wake up your neighbors.

[03:13:48] That's the only way that we can actually make you learn.

[03:13:51] Do you understand?

[03:13:52] Oney, stop dying.

[03:13:53] Is that what he said?

[03:13:54] I'm sorry.

[03:13:55] I'm sorry.

[03:13:56] Okay, I'm sorry.

[03:13:57] Okay, so now Oney, don't forget what I just said.

[03:14:02] If you die again to a morti kaiser, you're screaming for 30 seconds shape and I want you to scream, there's a man in my house.

[03:14:09] I can't, I'm gonna get kicked out.

[03:14:12] He has neighbors, not that.

[03:14:14] He has neighbors, not that.

[03:14:17] Okay, okay.

[03:14:18] Wallahi, I get kicked out, Wallahi.

[03:14:20] Okay, okay.

[03:14:22] So listen, this is what we're gonna do then.

[03:14:24] Jinxie, keep clearing.

[03:14:26] After you finish your, no clear.

[03:14:28] Jinxie, no, no, you don't need to grab started.

[03:14:30] It's okay. Finish your clear recall go for the grubs. Yep. What's about this question? How do I not die though?

[03:14:36] How do I not die? You dodge his abilities and you land yours

[03:14:43] But if he gets into if he ults me I'm in his cycle

[03:14:47] Two minutes now kill him what walk up to him. I want you to Q ENR go

[03:14:52] Okay, no, that wasn't like that wasn't like

[03:15:00] Okay, no you can't say no you push it

[03:15:11] You can say like thanks. Yeah under your tower snow listen on a farm this farm the way farm the wave and then recall

[03:15:22] So it dies fucking faster, please

[03:15:28] Okay, now we come get no recall

[03:15:32] Now listen your problem is that on every single trade you always use your w. That's why you never have any mana, okay?

[03:15:43] So what you need to do what you need to do is stop wasting your W, bro

[03:15:47] I want you to sit

[03:15:48] I mean that why even ask me bro you already used it why even ask if you're gonna do it before

[03:15:58] Okay, now only what did we just say about using W? What did we just say about it? What did we just say?

[03:16:05] I mean no

[03:16:09] The W saves me

[03:16:11] the W is not allowed being used because it wastes your mana bro it wastes your mana

[03:16:18] it's like okay only only imagine you're about to go on a date and then you sit

[03:16:22] there and you nut five times before the date so now you can't even get hard when

[03:16:27] you when you're going for like intimacy that's what it's like when you use your

[03:16:30] W on the chat because yeah because like now you're not even getting hard because

[03:16:35] there's no juice left in the tank you understand now okay good so let's stop

[03:16:42] wasting our W

[03:16:44] do I just farm Guntas do I just farm yes just farm just farm I like listen we

[03:16:49] can't trust you to solo kill the enemy bronze hop laner so you're gonna have to

[03:16:52] just farm and scale let like what bro the enemy bronze one more guys

[03:17:00] He's running your shit in.

[03:17:02] Stop, please check if he's brunt.

[03:17:04] He's brunt one.

[03:17:06] Okay, you want me to look?

[03:17:08] I'll look right now.

[03:17:10] I'll look right now.

[03:17:12] No, I'm just... don't look.

[03:17:14] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:17:16] No!

[03:17:18] Okay, Oni, Oni, Oni, Oni, Oni.

[03:17:20] No, don't die, I'm coming, I'm coming.

[03:17:22] No, listen, guys, it's actually good that Oni

[03:17:24] walked into Nebia because that way

[03:17:26] every time he dies, he at least gets a chance

[03:17:28] to die twice. So he has more fun while playing. Does that make sense?

[03:17:32] Well, Onee, you said you were the best at Nivia, bro.

[03:17:38] Onee, are you listening to me?

[03:17:40] Onee, are you listening?

[03:17:42] Coach, you're doing an invade. Coach, you're doing an invade.

[03:17:45] Okay, that's good. Onee, the enemy Mordekaiser has been bronze for the last three years and

[03:17:51] last year he was actually iron. He has currently bronze one with a negative win rate. It's

[03:17:57] 49% do you understand

[03:18:07] Let me ask you a question. Do you think that there's a code like this?

[03:18:12] 49%

[03:18:14] I'm watching JX show me

[03:18:22] Okay, listen listen guys, this is what we have to do now, okay, okay only only

[03:18:27] Listen, you need to stay under your tower, bro, because the second you ever walk up, you're just gonna die to the enemy bronze one Mordekaiser with a 49 for a 7 rate.

[03:18:35] So what we're gonna have to do is let Jinxie take the dragons, he'll take over the map, and then you just focus on scaling and getting ahead, okay?

[03:18:43] Let that be fun. Let that be fun, then Mordekaiser won the whole game, okay? I got you.

[03:18:47] Yep. Jinxie, the only reason why I'm allowing you to laugh, is because you haven't died yet, so keep it up.

[03:18:52] Alright.

[03:18:54] Now only can you please for the love of God stop wasting

[03:19:15] You can hold you all right

[03:19:17] back up flash way, flash way, get the flash

[03:19:23] coach you gotta double kill, coach you gotta double kill, coach you gotta double kill

[03:19:26] coach you gotta double kill, coach you gotta double kill, coach you gotta double kill

[03:19:29] okay, so now, Oney, Since you cannot get a lead on the enemy

[03:19:35] Mordekaiser and you're a liability for the team, your role this game is primary cheerleader

[03:19:40] so I want you to make Jinxy feel like he's, oh

[03:19:45] Okay, so now only I want you to make Jinx he feel like he's the king of the world start giving him compliments and time out

[03:19:52] How amazing he has now you see you're the fucking god you're the

[03:20:04] Jinx you're the fucking god I spread you the fucking gamer of 2023 you're the fucking guy who scored no go it at

[03:20:10] At the football match or whatever and then studied a little bit and fucking scored one goal. That's the goal

[03:20:17] That's the goal. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Okay. No, let me ask you a question. Oh, Nate

[03:20:21] Are you fucking with Jinxie this game?

[03:20:26] That's what I like to hear you're fucking with the goat bro. It's like it says standard as that so only listen

[03:20:33] You're gonna have to recall right now. Okay, you're gonna have to back up and recall

[03:20:36] You're walking up to a mordecai sir, and you haven't dodged a single one of his abilities this entire game

[03:20:41] So if you walk up, what do you think's gonna happen?

[03:20:50] Yep, exactly

[03:20:52] I'm gonna be honest at this point I'm not even gonna like play me on a I'm just gonna ask you why the fuck do you even keep playing this champion when you can't even win versus a negative win rate bronze player on it why do you even play on it

[03:21:21] Why do you even play this?

[03:21:25] I feel like it's Morta who counts me and the rest is-

[03:21:29] HE'S BRONZ!

[03:21:32] HE'S BRONZ!

[03:21:37] What do you mean?

[03:21:39] The Mort counters me.

[03:21:41] HE'S BRONZ!

[03:21:43] I don't give a fuck if he's playing the hardest count of your life.

[03:21:47] He is bronze, Onay.

[03:21:49] It's like you're losing a fight to a kindergartner!

[03:21:53] You're losing an MMA fight to a kindergartner and you're telling me it's because he knew how to use the armbar.

[03:22:00] Why the fuck?!

[03:22:04] I'm doing everything right.

[03:22:07] Okay, you're doing everything right.

[03:22:09] You've wasted more W's than I can count.

[03:22:11] Coach, I'm in a tough situation.

[03:22:14] I mean listen Jinxie you're fine you find yourself a tell I need to play my own a okay

[03:22:20] Can you give me a minute?

[03:22:22] Yeah, you're gonna say you're co-shining?

[03:22:23] No, I said you play him so just keep doing it okay, so only let me tell you coach help

[03:22:28] Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it. Jinxie I'm coming

[03:22:32] Only the more

[03:22:34] You sold what the fuck?

[03:22:38] How's he level 13?

[03:22:44] only you know it's like do you want to know what it's really like it's like

[03:22:51] we're walking down the streets of California and you decided to give a

[03:22:55] a random homeless crackhead, $5,000 for no reason.

[03:23:00] And now no one's helping you, O'Neil.

[03:23:03] They are a victim of all the actions.

[03:23:06] No, you don't even deserve O'Neil.

[03:23:08] O'Neil, listen to me.

[03:23:09] It's like you give $5,000 to random homeless crackhead.

[03:23:12] And now that crackhead, but the most advanced machete ever,

[03:23:17] and he's stabbing Jyn C to death.

[03:23:19] Whose fault is it, O'Neil?

[03:23:20] Whose fault is it?

[03:23:23] Come on.

[03:23:24] Yes! So why the fuck did we get the crack at $5,000? Answer me that!

[03:23:30] I'm useless, I'm useless. I keep shooting anywhere even though I can't play any of the other.

[03:23:34] So why are you doing that? Why do you do it?

[03:23:38] Because I want to get one win, and I want to get one win and then I'm out. I want to get one win and then I'm out.

[03:23:42] Okay, so you know what? Great, great. Let me ask you a question. Has that mentality ever helped you with cases?

[03:23:51] I know.

[03:23:51] no it hasn't no only listen we're gonna have to have you walk in now okay

[03:23:58] contest I will not die again I will not die again I will only only listen

[03:24:05] even only if you get to 10 deaths this game I want you to go AFK so James

[03:24:11] at least gets no appeal loss for this game because you completely fucked

[03:24:14] to absolutely everything

[03:24:20] Oh, I never mind you can't even do that because you guys are do-out. So see Jynxy?

[03:24:26] So now Jynxy, Jynxy I want you to hold tab.

[03:24:30] Jynxy do the dragon and hold tab. Do the dragon and hold tab.

[03:24:37] How many kills does Mordekaiser have?

[03:24:39] He is 9 and 0.

[03:24:40] Oh no no no.

[03:24:41] Okay, so you know, only as punishment you're gonna do 90 seconds no breathing.

[03:24:45] So only you're gonna die.

[03:24:47] I'll die around.

[03:24:49] Okay well listen, you should have thought about that before beating the Bordecai sir.

[03:24:53] 90 seconds no breathing left.

[03:24:57] Bordecai is fed. No, he's jumping twice. He's 10 and 0.

[03:25:01] He's the only one on their team with the kills. They're just gonna win because of the war.

[03:25:05] The rest of the team has no kills.

[03:25:08] No.

[03:25:11] WHY ARE YOU BREATHING HARD EY?

[03:25:13] WHY DARE ME?

[03:25:18] OOOH!

[03:25:28] Okay. Listen. We can still walk it in from here.

[03:25:31] I don't think this is winnable Mortage level 15 in the...

[03:25:34] Stop, stop, stop, stop...

[03:25:35] More to level 15 in 19 minutes, he has like a 10 inch cock.

[03:25:38] Jynxie, please, please, please, please, we can win this, we can win this.

[03:25:44] My camera froze, no, no, no, no, no, 9, 9.

[03:25:49] Jynxie, why the, Jynxie, tell me right now, why the fuck your camera froze on a frame of you laughing?

[03:25:56] Bro, I've never seen anybody reach level 15 that fast.

[03:26:00] Oh, yes, yes, on A he was laughing.

[03:26:03] Hey, hey, I'm the only one doing Samus team. Fuck off!

[03:26:08] No, my team, what is my son doing? Do you think he can- oh, did you see, uh...

[03:26:15] Can I borrow this guy?

[03:26:16] Guys, we can get him! Get him on him!

[03:26:18] Oh, yeah, kill him!

[03:26:19] Oh, well. Oh, yeah. Oh, God.

[03:26:22] Just wall me out.

[03:26:23] Oh, Jesus. Oh, God.

[03:26:25] Oh, nay. Oh, nay.

[03:26:27] We can get him!

[03:26:30] Please. Come on!

[03:26:31] YEEEAH!

[03:26:33] YEEEAH!

[03:26:35] GenC, I have bad news so I have bad news.

[03:26:41] What?

[03:26:42] The most disabled player on your team!

[03:26:44] STAHLE THE FUCKING SHOT DOWN!

[03:26:47] We got the kill, we got the kill.

[03:26:49] YOU PID!

[03:26:51] Why you being disabled?

[03:26:53] No no no no no no no.

[03:26:55] I look in, I look in, I look in, I look in, I look in, I look in.

[03:26:57] Oh no no no no.

[03:26:59] I'm gonna bring it to you sir

[03:27:06] I told you more the top it's my show that

[03:27:14] Listen

[03:27:18] I scale I scale I

[03:27:21] Do I do I do

[03:27:23] who just me out my god my team I get me out of this fucking game okay so now

[03:27:31] fucking you me on my team listen listen guys we can lock it in here

[03:27:35] jinxy clear your bot side maybe we could look for a play where we sneak the

[03:27:39] bar in here

[03:27:41] I have a question.

[03:27:43] He has every fucking jail, Onee!

[03:27:46] Stop, that's good, Onee.

[03:27:48] Jeezy, that's good.

[03:27:50] Wait, what?

[03:27:51] Why is he good?

[03:27:52] Uh, because he can only be at one place.

[03:27:54] If we rotate around him, we can somehow avoid, we can avoid him.

[03:28:00] We can't avoid the whole team.

[03:28:01] Imagine everyone had one kill.

[03:28:02] There would be two.

[03:28:03] Okay, okay, so I have an idea.

[03:28:05] Instead of strategizing where you say guys can kill the board,

[03:28:08] How about you strategize you not selling the game anymore man keep pushing keep

[03:28:16] pushing keep pushing keep pushing I should know yeah oh no only kill the

[03:28:23] vagar that's the only thing I want from you I don't got you you flashed flashed

[03:28:29] flashed don't us you flashed Jinx only when you say he flashed it's like imagine

[03:28:37] I tell you to fight some random dude on the street forgot the only reason why you end up winning the fight is because yes

[03:28:42] It's teacher because he's an epileptic like it doesn't matter to be fast man. You miss your fucking

[03:29:01] By the Andrews just got the Andrews, okay now jinxie jinxie

[03:29:04] this game is all on you bro this game is on you last game you sold only on a

[03:29:09] this game he's selling you so now the question is are you better than him

[03:29:13] enough that you can carry him what do you think

[03:29:17] I don't know wait wait well how about you have some fucking confidence

[03:29:21] for starters yeah yeah I tried for a chapter come on come on I need you now

[03:29:26] I want you to save your arm.

[03:29:28] Jensy save your arm.

[03:29:30] Go, go, go. Yes.

[03:29:32] Okay, arm him now.

[03:29:34] Arm him now. Arm him.

[03:29:36] Oh, wow.

[03:29:40] He's so bad.

[03:29:42] Water, water, water, water, water, water.

[03:29:44] Kill him, 3v1. You have to kill him.

[03:29:46] If we don't kill him, we lose.

[03:29:48] Yes!

[03:29:50] We're moving this game. Trust me.

[03:29:52] Careful, careful. Back, back, back, back, back.

[03:29:54] Back back back back or no, I'm saying that more canceled my arm. How yeah

[03:29:59] So the reason why is because he has an ability that pulls you and you use your alt

[03:30:04] Right after he used that ability so you pulled you while your alt was going which cancelled it

[03:30:09] We are MF is better MF is dead. We can win this only we come in this

[03:30:18] Say go drag coach go drag

[03:30:20] Uh, you can try for it. Yes, only go have your team on drag. You don't need you to get any farm or gold

[03:30:25] You're not gonna use it properly. Anyways

[03:30:28] Voss actually, okay

[03:30:30] Well, I mean, go you're getting so killed 20 times by a bronze one Mordekaiser

[03:30:36] No, I'm just gonna say I'm just going dragon is gone. Okay. Let's maybe what we can do is we can actually both feel like the Baron

[03:30:44] No, uh, no, only I wanted to listen to me right now and I'm about to tell you something.

[03:30:50] Are you listening?

[03:30:51] They're going to be there and be at the end of a.

[03:30:53] And if he has actually more to cause there's hardest counter matchup, it is impossible

[03:30:57] lane for him to win.

[03:30:58] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:31:01] Wait, wait, wait.

[03:31:02] Are you just like that?

[03:31:03] I'm not kidding.

[03:31:04] It's our cap.

[03:31:05] It's our cap.

[03:31:06] Chad is copy and pasting something up of Google, and maybe as the highly effective off-metta

[03:31:07] counter to more to cause a pop posting a 56% percent of the game.

[03:31:08] highly effective off-meta counter to

[03:31:11] motorized top, mostly a 56% plus

[03:31:14] win-times. That can't be true. No no no no no no no guys guys guys guys guys

[03:31:17] action stop please. Well, I'll tell you the

[03:31:20] recent why it's true it's because that

[03:31:22] 56% of the Nivea players can actually

[03:31:25] land their abilities and dodge the enemies!

[03:31:28] Okay now hang back hang back hang back no

[03:31:31] look at what's why you're walking 1v5

[03:31:33] what the fuck okay look okay good use your E this is good good trades good

[03:31:41] trades now only keep keep it up yes yes only use your Q how about no okay

[03:32:00] Mort should die though, she's really low.

[03:32:02] Nice.

[03:32:03] No, no, no, please kill the Mort.

[03:32:04] Kill the Mort.

[03:32:05] Kill the Mort.

[03:32:06] Yeah!

[03:32:07] Nice, Onay!

[03:32:08] You can do it, Onay!

[03:32:09] Onay, you got this!

[03:32:10] You got this!

[03:32:11] Kill the time-catch!

[03:32:12] Kill the time-catch!

[03:32:13] Kill the time-catch!

[03:32:14] Kill the time-catch!

[03:32:15] Kill the time-catch, Onay!

[03:32:16] Yes!

[03:32:17] Onay, kill the time-catch!

[03:32:18] Nice wall!

[03:32:19] Yes!

[03:32:20] Yes, please!

[03:32:21] Where's he?

[03:32:22] He's still on your left.

[03:32:23] Kill!

[03:32:24] Kill!

[03:32:25] Yes!

[03:32:26] Onay, shit!

[03:32:27] ONAY SNITZER!

[03:32:29] I love you, Oney. I never lost a game.

[03:32:31] Oney, RIKO! Stop fucking dancing, Oney!

[03:32:34] That's your first good play this game! RIKON by the Leandries!

[03:32:39] RIKO!

[03:32:44] Okay, listen, this is what we have to do now.

[03:32:47] Oney, I love you, bro. I never gave up.

[03:32:50] I always believed in you, dude.

[03:32:52] Well, that makes one of us.

[03:32:54] Okay, so now listen, what we have to do.

[03:32:56] We need to look for the baron chair. Are you guys both on the same page as me? Oh, Nate?

[03:33:00] You want to get Baron with me?

[03:33:03] Oh, no, oh, they stop going non-verbal, bro. We need you to communicate. Oh, no

[03:33:08] Oh, no, oh, no

[03:33:13] Yes, you want to work?

[03:33:16] Okay, yes, absolutely you and me wait

[03:33:19] Yes, okay, don't just win when

[03:33:52] They know we should they know we share

[03:33:56] Jesus we can maybe watch somebody check this out

[03:33:59] Why would you do it on the fucking time?

[03:34:02] Why?

[03:34:04] Oh

[03:34:07] Big son big son big son. Okay, keep it up. Keep it up

[03:34:17] That's actually that's actually good

[03:34:19] No, no, no, you're dead. You're dead. We can't I have five deaths

[03:34:31] Okay

[03:34:38] Yeah, you can walk there, okay, only everybody was doubting you nobody believed in you and you are actually showing everyone that you're

[03:34:45] somewhat capable so so far it's looking good though you might get your first win

[03:34:50] on anivia I love you so much how can we fuck these shrooms up isn't an item

[03:34:55] that like yes so I want you to buy the oracle and it's the thing that is of the

[03:35:00] board okay yes yes the red one the red one need to go bear the word yes I got

[03:35:05] it okay now go to the barn go to the barn go to the barn go to barn on a tip

[03:35:09] it barn on a tip it barn on a tip it barn okay Jinx is so about it so there

[03:35:13] right now so far right now okay no back up back up back up but he doesn't

[03:35:20] want to fight him you can fight them or he he shouldn't have bought only two

[03:35:24] noblists you don't want them all yeah that surprised me as well

[03:35:32] What? Such a shit-fucking-

[03:35:36] GOOOOOOCH!

[03:35:41] That surprises you as well! You're a challenger!

[03:35:44] You dedicated your whole life to the game!

[03:35:48] Okay, Jynxie?

[03:35:49] He had a whole bunch of nuts.

[03:35:50] He instantly had old, and he killed me because he had old.

[03:35:52] I've died to this fad-fucking-mord six times.

[03:35:56] He instantly had old. He instantly had old.

[03:35:58] Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie.

[03:35:59] WHAT?

[03:36:00] Even Taylor Swift sings off-key every once in a while, but it doesn't make her a bad singer now lock the fucking you got this win

[03:36:08] Bro, that's a prize. Oh, give me the fuck out of this fucking match

[03:36:13] Jinxy jinxy has no it anymore. He has no it anymore. Great. Yeah, I know that now now. I know I'm like bleeding out in the water

[03:36:20] Okay, I'm going to dragon it's fucking there. I'm just put the time on please we need we need time out on on on on on on

[03:36:28] modern

[03:36:29] Well, no, it's I'm tipping a coat on it's like 60 seconds. Maybe even 50 what?

[03:36:34] Okay, just ignore him ignore this guy. He's not a challenge. Okay, Jamesy. Shut the

[03:36:43] You went from four into the four and six

[03:36:46] I died to the fed more that own a fed six times. I've died in more

[03:36:51] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna blame. Let's blame. I've died this overly bad for six

[03:36:56] let's win let's win let's win okay now jinx you don't ask your question do you

[03:36:59] want to win or do you want to cry about it go for the fight here okay guys

[03:37:07] listen jinx he saved your arm when Mordecai's are pops up all 10 or even

[03:37:12] the team all okay back up jinx you go to the giant go to the giant go to the

[03:37:18] You guys can do the jack. Why are you doing the Raptors?

[03:37:21] Why are you doing the Raptors?

[03:37:24] Jack!

[03:37:25] Press W, press W, press W.

[03:37:27] Fuck me, yes!

[03:37:28] Press W.

[03:37:29] Oh my god.

[03:37:30] Oh, back up, back up, back up.

[03:37:33] Careful, careful, careful.

[03:37:34] Guys, I'm not gonna lie to you, it's a fucking minefield up here.

[03:37:38] This is literally how the US fought today.

[03:37:40] That's the drink, that's the drink.

[03:37:41] Like guys, right now it's a Vietnam war whenever you try going for any of these objective

[03:37:46] please because the team will show you just fuck you too hard

[03:37:50] okay jingsy go to the baron

[03:37:52] on a go to the baron

[03:37:53] on a go to the baron

[03:37:54] on a go to the baron

[03:37:55] I'm one I'm one coach can I go back

[03:37:57] oh NINE

[03:37:58] go to the baron

[03:37:59] going baron

[03:38:00] nine on a baron's nine

[03:38:04] we have to win

[03:38:04] okay

[03:38:05] you guys got this

[03:38:06] now there's a risk

[03:38:08] if morticizer goes

[03:38:10] to the baron

[03:38:11] then you're fucked

[03:38:12] so we wait to see if morticizer goes to the baron or not

[03:38:16] Okay, yeah, I don't think you can do this time. I'm just gonna walk here

[03:38:22] Just wait, you know what I can back down to us. Oh, yeah, you can recall now and I can recall the place

[03:38:28] Okay, Jinxie we need to farm up now, okay

[03:38:37] Let him die we need to let him die

[03:38:39] When your teammate in League of Legends runs it down, it's like you're in a zombie apocalypse

[03:38:44] and someone just runs around screaming.

[03:38:46] You can't help them.

[03:38:47] Just see what the zombies take care of them.

[03:38:49] Okay.

[03:38:50] Oh, fuck.

[03:38:51] Okay.

[03:38:52] Is this what it feels like when your team is fucking trolling?

[03:39:00] Yo, what's he doing, bro?

[03:39:02] Hey, hey.

[03:39:03] Go, go to the mountain.

[03:39:04] Go to the mountain.

[03:39:05] Go to the mountain.

[03:39:06] Go to the mountain.

[03:39:07] I

[03:39:11] Nice

[03:39:13] Chew chew chew nice you guys better kill him. I've only died to the over level more than my god

[03:39:20] This is so boring

[03:39:23] How'd you not kill him on one HP?

[03:39:25] Because you fed him!

[03:39:27] DUMBIT!

[03:39:29] You fed the fuck out of him!

[03:39:31] I fed him on one HP. Did he forget to press W?

[03:39:34] I Dressed every god damn button you fucking fat him

[03:39:51] We win this game bro we win this game that's my bad, okay? That is my man

[03:39:56] Okay, so Jinxie when the enemy top laner that's 20 kills kills you eight times in a single game

[03:40:03] And he's the only reason why you're dying you ever died and then your top winner tells you to calm down

[03:40:08] How does that make you feel?

[03:40:12] I'm not that good. I was for no I was for no before this happened. I was for fuck it. Oh, I was for

[03:40:23] Lock listen listen lock in you fed the morn and he holds me every time

[03:40:33] He's four levels over leveled!

[03:40:38] Why can't you fed him?

[03:40:41] Okay listen, listen. Guys, if we go to Baron, there could be a skibbity gap from guys in NEST.

[03:40:47] That doesn't get phantom taxed. Do you understand me when I say that?

[03:40:51] What?

[03:40:52] Stay there again.

[03:40:55] No, it's fine. I guess anyways, guys, listen. This is what we have to do.

[03:40:59] We have to look for the Baron.

[03:41:01] One more time. God is my witness. Have I shut the fucking stream off if this fucking over level fucking more holds me one more

[03:41:08] Hi, I shut the fucking broadcast off

[03:41:15] Stay out of range. Stay out of range. Me home. Me home. Me home. What are you saying?

[03:41:21] Don't stop the problem. It's a problem. It's level 20

[03:41:26] Okay, but listen, J.C. The good news is that you're gonna be 18 soon

[03:41:31] So the enemy top laner won't want anything to do with you once that happens.

[03:41:34] So as long as you keep getting levels, you should be fine.

[03:41:39] Jinxie, all I see is that you have flash. Don't let your flash be cosmetic.

[03:41:42] You're a choice, eh?

[03:41:44] Okay, so it's in Jinxie.

[03:41:47] Onee has fucked up this game monumentally.

[03:41:50] No, no, no, no, no.

[03:41:52] Who's this? Who is Bagar?

[03:41:54] Who is Bagar? And why is he allowed to-

[03:41:57] No, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.

[03:41:59] I need to buy them, I need to buy them.

[03:42:01] I fucked up, I fucked up.

[03:42:03] Okay, listen, guys, guys, guys, guys,

[03:42:05] but let's talk it in here, okay?

[03:42:07] Let's start doing some breathing exercise, okay?

[03:42:09] So how we're gonna do this,

[03:42:11] we need to enable team Sparrowth.

[03:42:13] So I'm gonna start, I'm gonna start,

[03:42:17] One, you continue, Jynxie, you continue, okay?

[03:42:20] We are family, na na na na na na.

[03:42:25] Okay, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Okay, so listen, how we're gonna do this, guys,

[03:42:48] We just need to play around the barn.

[03:42:49] Jynxie, chase your bloodsend.

[03:42:51] There's a mohawk, Bay guard.

[03:42:53] But, hey, but-

[03:42:54] More! More! More! More! More!

[03:42:56] More! More! More! More!

[03:42:57] Jynxie! More! More! More! More!

[03:43:00] Go! E! E! E! E! E! E!

[03:43:04] Nice! E!

[03:43:05] Nice! Chew! Chew! Chew! Chew! Chew!

[03:43:07] Nice!

[03:43:08] Ah!

[03:43:09] Get away!

[03:43:10] No!

[03:43:11] I fucking love you!

[03:43:13] Chewbacca, Jynxie!

[03:43:14] Jynxie!

[03:43:15] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[03:43:16] Yeah!

[03:43:17] GO BAD! GO BAD! GO BAD!

[03:43:19] HAHAHAHAHAHA

[03:43:21] YOU FUCKING LOSS!

[03:43:23] TP BOT! TP BOT!

[03:43:25] NO!

[03:43:27] NO!

[03:43:29] NO!

[03:43:31] NOOOO!

[03:43:33] Okay, Jinxy, go bot!

[03:43:35] You can end! You guys can end!

[03:43:37] What are you?

[03:43:39] You guys can end!

[03:43:41] Oh my god, big sun!

[03:43:43] You guys can end! You guys can end!

[03:43:45] Jinxy bot! Jinxy bot! Jinxy bot!

[03:43:49] Oh my god, no. No.

[03:43:51] Oh, help! Help! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back!

[03:43:52] Okay, never mind. You guys can't add any more. It's fucked.

[03:43:55] You guys can't add any more. It's fucked.

[03:43:57] Okay, whatever. Go for the mid and inhibitor.

[03:43:59] Okay, no. Run away. Actually, run away. Run away. Run away. Run away. Run away.

[03:44:03] Run, run, run. Run, run, run, run.

[03:44:08] Okay, guys.

[03:44:10] Okay, not running. The team's not running.

[03:44:15] You need to let them die here. You cannot fight this let us let my whole team drown. Yes. Yes. Yes

[03:44:23] All the way if you have to

[03:44:27] I had five minutes to leave we had five minutes

[03:44:35] One I thought we won I thought we won. Oh, no, we did not win

[03:44:39] We entered it back!

[03:44:43] How did we not win? How?

[03:44:46] You didn't win because instead of grouping bot and hitting the open turret bot that would have won you the game, everyone decided to go mid and the 7th.

[03:44:55] But listen, it's fine. Jynxie by Stats gauge.

[03:44:58] Oh no, are we in trouble right now? No!

[03:45:00] Just hold the minions. Kill the minions. You guys are fine. You got this.

[03:45:04] Okay.

[03:45:06] Okay, now listen sit back relax you guys are gonna have a good time the mouse is up in 10 seconds

[03:45:13] Jinxie low-key. Well Jinxie smart smart with the ward thing

[03:45:17] Hey, Jinxie can ult him. Oh

[03:45:19] Okay, let's see. Nice. Maybe maybe Q in maybe Q in Q in Q in nice. Oh, you know back up back up back up

[03:45:26] Run run run back run back here run back here

[03:45:30] Okay, this is good guys. Good old good old

[03:45:32] Okay guys I'm telling you listen right now this is like how Penn felt when he

[03:45:39] found Teller like this is literally the dynamic duo. You guys can bring this game

[03:45:44] back from the brink easily okay. Jinxie, Jinxie, do not welcome to Mordekaiser, he's gonna have all.

[03:45:53] Appreciate it coach. Okay just recall, just recall, recall, recall. There are too many team

[03:45:58] I'm pushing this.

[03:46:05] We got this.

[03:46:06] It's recalling now.

[03:46:07] If this is another 15 minute game and we lose,

[03:46:09] Jhin's gonna need to lock their lane to lock their lane.

[03:46:10] Oh, Jhin's back up, back up, run away.

[03:46:11] Jhin's run.

[03:46:12] Dantez, can I, can I,

[03:46:13] can I, when we want everyone out of the mod?

[03:46:15] Can I stay top?

[03:46:16] Yeah, you can, okay.

[03:46:17] Uh, okay.

[03:46:18] Push one wave, then we call and help your team.

[03:46:20] Because the thing is,

[03:46:21] Onay, right now you split pushing top,

[03:46:24] it's like you sitting there,

[03:46:26] injecting a toddler full of steroids.

[03:46:27] steroids, and then he starts going around killing everybody and then you just let him loose while you go and you work your job

[03:46:32] Like you need to take care of the problem you created, bro

[03:46:39] Check this out

[03:46:42] This is good, this is good

[03:46:45] Get all jingsy get all jingsy

[03:46:48] Okay guys Baron is coming up push mid and go Baron on a press for we have

[03:47:22] it okay only only yeah that's you know that's your under the vanguard that's

[03:47:31] your oh my I'll give this to the gas and fight gas fight fight fight fight fight

[03:47:37] fight fight you have egg you have the honor you don't okay that's all oh my god

[03:47:42] I

[03:47:51] Okay, listen, it's okay. It's okay guys. So the the outer jagging is up in one minute. We need to put around the elder

[03:47:58] Jain see press P. How much gold are you missing for your item?

[03:48:03] P

[03:48:04] Okay, I want you to fund the red the rafters recall get your item and then afterwards you're gonna go for the

[03:48:09] the guy

[03:48:12] Okay, it's gone. I'll go up to the scrubs roppers got scrubs roppers. Yep this one

[03:48:21] Yes, I know I know we need to win though. Okay, Jin see now you're gonna go for the rappers and then you're gonna recall

[03:48:28] We need to use our like for we need to use all for Jin see those

[03:48:39] Stop putting question marks, you're bronze for a goddamn reason, dude.

[03:48:42] We call, we call, now Jengzee buy your item and then you guys move on to the dragon.

[03:48:46] Move on to the dragon, move on to the dragon.

[03:48:48] Stop putting question marks, you're a bronze player.

[03:48:51] Literally, stop the broadcast.

[03:48:52] Guys, go to the altar, go to the altar, you guys.

[03:48:53] I've tell you, I've tell you.

[03:48:55] Fucking bronze player, putting question marks.

[03:48:59] Is it important, eh, if you get out there, it makes it so that you execute the enemy.

[03:49:04] If the teleporter didn't get out there.

[03:49:05] Press MHP.

[03:49:05] Rampage.

[03:49:06] Okay, only, press R100, press R100, only.

[03:49:09] Jinx, you back up. Do not let yourself get haunted by the morn. Do not let it...

[03:49:13] I just... Oh, no.

[03:49:15] Uh, why does Vhagar do 6 million damage? What is that?

[03:49:18] It's okay. Onay might carry this. He might carry this.

[03:49:22] Onay, you need a backup, bro. If you die here, it's a game over.

[03:49:27] Help?

[03:49:28] Onay, just run. Please, God, just run. Give me help.

[03:49:31] My bad, my bad, my bad.

[03:49:35] Do I tell you back in?

[03:49:36] No, it didn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[03:49:39] Okay, so soon only heal to fall guys

[03:49:58] Mortar classers recalling he's killing you in five seconds

[03:50:01] Oh no.

[03:50:03] Fuck.

[03:50:05] Your inhibitor is respawned.

[03:50:08] Oney, what the fuck was that?

[03:50:10] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[03:50:12] I saw one guy in the chat type.

[03:50:14] Go mid, and I went mid. I don't know why.

[03:50:16] I should have never done that.

[03:50:18] So you listened to Super Samuel instead of your coach.

[03:50:21] Sorry.

[03:50:23] Okay, listen, listen.

[03:50:24] Wait. More, more, more, more.

[03:50:26] Nice! Oney, you just got into the game!

[03:50:28] Wait, Oney, you might have just gotten into the game.

[03:50:30] I'm not kidding. Okay guys five mid five mid listen listen listen. Okay guys

[03:50:37] We're good only you're half HP you guys need to be careful because the more guys you can go crazy

[03:50:42] I'm the other guy. I want to wait. Okay. I keep starting keep selling it

[03:50:46] So Jin see you don't want to go in you don't want to go in back up

[03:50:50] Okay, you guys gonna kill up we want to wait out the outer when the outer buff is gone. That's when we fight, okay?

[03:50:56] When the eldest done, okay? Yes, we're gonna stay with them

[03:51:00] Yeah, I'm level 28. How is this even possible? I thought 18 is max.

[03:51:04] Uh, no, when you're top end you can get over level.

[03:51:10] Okay, guys.

[03:51:12] Yep, this is good. This is good.

[03:51:14] Now wait out the elder.

[03:51:15] And then we need to shred them down.

[03:51:16] No, not yet. Only you need to wait out the elder.

[03:51:19] Yeah, if we push it out we're gonna die.

[03:51:21] Oh, oh, they have ended up off. I see.

[03:51:24] Bro, what do you mean you see? We've known this for two minutes!

[03:51:27] minutes I thought we're waiting for either to respawn my dad okay no we're

[03:51:32] waiting for it takes fire

[03:51:35] how much longer than this I click on one of them click on one of them it's gone

[03:51:42] in about 30 seconds just wait 30 seconds only back up by your lixer

[03:51:50] Jinx see you back up I want to both you guys get a look don't let me go don't

[03:51:55] let me go walk back to base bro what the fuck is that BM

[03:52:01] I'm not trying to be a I think so I'm sorry which one yes you get sorcery

[03:52:06] Jinx you get iron okay by iron okay

[03:52:11] okay guys now med it needs to be med right now

[03:52:17] All right, is the number is the elder on us?

[03:52:20] Uh, the elder, let me see?

[03:52:22] I think it's still up. No, it's gone out. It's gone out. Now you guys can look for fights.

[03:52:26] Now, how you're gonna play it is Onay.

[03:52:28] Onay, listen. Your team is playing on your walls, okay?

[03:52:33] So you just need to sit there and you just need to sit on the wall.

[03:52:35] Now it is!

[03:52:36] Yep, okay, no flash. Good, good.

[03:52:38] Okay, hold bot. Onay, go bot. If the team keeps pushing, we need to deal with them.

[03:52:43] Jynxy press the number 7 on your keyboard.

[03:52:48] But walk back so when you look at your keyboard you don't die again.

[03:52:51] Okay?

[03:52:52] Now walk back mid on me.

[03:52:55] Walk back mid.

[03:52:56] On me.

[03:52:57] You want to wall someone in.

[03:52:59] You want to wall someone in.

[03:53:00] You want to wall them in.

[03:53:01] Why didn't you wall them in bro?

[03:53:03] You had the chance!

[03:53:04] I didn't know what to do.

[03:53:05] I didn't know what to do.

[03:53:06] I'm telling you what to do.

[03:53:07] You need to wall them in.

[03:53:08] I'm wanting them in.

[03:53:09] I'm wanting them in.

[03:53:10] I'm wanting them in.

[03:53:11] to roll them in. I'm holding him in, I'm holding him in. Oh no, oh, press, press to win something,

[03:53:17] press to win something. Two. Okay. Well, that's fine, that's fine, be fine. Now, a minute now.

[03:53:23] Oh my god. Wait, that was good. Yes! Yes! Okay, push mid. You guys win. You guys send the game

[03:53:33] to her. Just push mid, push mid and the game. Okay, guys, listen, listen, do not hyperbun

[03:53:40] yet

[03:53:45] Okay, you guys have

[03:53:47] You guys can marry on the game chair. Can we have to know yes? Yes? Yes? Yes? Yes?

[03:53:54] I don't want to see you. Yeah, all right, and just someone I won't I won't I won't I won't

[03:54:01] Let's go pick up the shit right

[03:54:03] Yep, bang come on

[03:54:05] okay go now hit the toots jing see smite the big but the big minion smite it

[03:54:09] you can find it smite it to go faster okay that's fine too okay look now do

[03:54:13] this nice hit it go hit it faster guys have 12 seconds

[03:54:18] I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know I thought you got those

[03:54:24] right to the Nexus I thought you go yeah I want them in I want them in oh my god

[03:54:29] I thought you could go right for the Nexus. I don't know you have to get rid of the turret

[03:54:42] to get rid of the Nexus. Yeah, no, it's a E-Warm. That's no matter.

[03:54:47] We want to get them on E-VIA. We want to get them on E-VIA with the Fat Mortar.

[03:54:51] Dantus, you're the fucking goat. Jinx, you're the fucking goat.

[03:54:54] Shout it out. Shout it out.

[03:54:56] honest listen jingsy carried you guys to the early game so on a could carry you

[03:55:01] through the late that was a fucking team effort but you guys want to know what

[03:55:04] the best thing about winning that game means what it means only can just lock

[03:55:10] in his fucking allow me until the end of time now nine nine nine I feel like I

[03:55:15] feel like bro didn't you see I'm the golden anemia no don't test no I'm gonna

[03:55:21] be honest like that was good okay now jingsy I want to tell you something

[03:55:25] crazy are you listening yes please only pixel just placed iron 160 p which means

[03:55:32] he is officially higher elo than you as we speak I can't even celebrate that

[03:55:37] that's that's I've never been this I thought that I don't want to be this

[03:55:42] guy and jinx see I don't know if you've heard this but there's one person who's

[03:55:46] like challenger do truth is his name and I was watching a short of his and he was

[03:55:49] explaining how in iron there's usually people playing who dentist you know

[03:55:55] the clip can you fill out the blank for me like have mental disabilities no worse we're

[03:56:01] missing an arm we're missing a lack who like who it just doesn't work like they don't have

[03:56:06] the same hardware and like no front no front that's what they said that's why iron is rarer

[03:56:13] than challenger right okay harder to like iron is not rarer than challenger only only

[03:56:20] you can't see no front when you're losing lane to bronze one mordecai sir though bro

[03:56:23] So, okay, Shasir, my bad, my bad.

[03:56:27] I'm not kidding, bro.

[03:56:30] This was so fun, dude.

[03:56:31] We need to play a league game, bro.

[03:56:34] I'm done.

[03:56:34] That was fucking fun.

[03:56:35] But, oh man, after that fight,

[03:56:37] if we would have lost this game,

[03:56:39] I would have probably uninstalled and never played again.

[03:56:41] I'm being badass right now.

[03:56:42] I'm being badass.

[03:56:43] Because, Jinxie, it was one to one,

[03:56:46] like that tournament, bro.

[03:56:48] It was the coach, the person who trusts in us,

[03:56:51] Sanchez screaming at me to not die and then I got flash-outed by fucking Mordekaiser and I don't know what to do

[03:56:58] It was the exact same thing, but this time it was not Tyler

[03:57:00] But it was done test and it was it was it was Jinxie and not E-Rob

[03:57:05] Saying that the game is over. Okay, so wait everyone the game on a genuine question. Why the fuck don't you just ban it then?

[03:57:14] Yeah, wait, I was thinking the same thing. Why don't you just ban Mordekaiser so that never happens again?

[03:57:21] Who did I ban, who did I ban?

[03:57:24] Miho, whatever you're banning, just ban Mordekaiser.

[03:57:27] Wait, so is it true that Anivia has a 56% whiff percentage against Mordekaiser in top lane?

[03:57:32] Is that true?

[03:57:33] Yes, Anivia is unironically the most broken top laner in the game and destroys Mordekaiser.

[03:57:43] But no, the thing is guys like, listen, we can't blame One for underperforming because

[03:57:47] that enemy Mordekaiser was bronze one so he has experience.

[03:57:51] Yo yo hey!

[03:57:52] Dantez, bro, I don't belong in this rank, bro.

[03:57:55] Jinxy and I don't belong in this rank.

[03:57:57] Well, I mean listen, we don't belong in Iron, bro.

[03:58:00] We don't belong.

[03:58:01] Like, listen, Oni, I'm gonna be honest, after that performance with the early game, you

[03:58:05] were right.

[03:58:06] You don't belong in this rank, bro.

[03:58:07] You belong even lower.

[03:58:08] Iron one might be too hard for you if the enemy top laner is dropping 20 kills, bro.

[03:58:13] He's there dropping dick off in your face and you're saying you don't deserve this,

[03:58:16] bro.

[03:58:17] He was level 18 and like, or no, he was level, he was level 16 and like 13 minutes, bro.

[03:58:25] Okay.

[03:58:26] Yep.

[03:58:26] When you said enemy Mordekaiser dropping 20 kills, I glanced over with my eyes thinking, okay, clearly he's all like that already.

[03:58:34] How the fuck does he have 20 kills?

[03:58:36] Because, oh no.

[03:58:38] No, no, no.

[03:58:38] I'll take the floor on this one.

[03:58:40] Because you were 0 and 6 against him in your lane at the start of the game.

[03:58:44] the game so then he started running to everybody else's lane and shoving his sword up our ass.

[03:58:49] That's what happened.

[03:58:50] Because he was so over leveled, every time I was fighting him I was four levels under

[03:58:53] him and he would just pop his fucking ult.

[03:58:56] Oh my god.

[03:58:57] Mike, I want to give you an example, it's like you go to the zoo, you let the tiger

[03:59:01] loose and then you ask yourself why everyone is getting mauled to death by a tiger.

[03:59:06] Stop.

[03:59:07] Stop.

[03:59:08] Oh my god.

[03:59:09] I can't believe I won that game guys that was a fucking pleasure

[03:59:18] Because of you guys I

[03:59:20] Reinstalled it because of you guys because Jinx you wanna keep playing league with us, bro. It's fun

[03:59:26] Jinx you don't know and Dante's I've been severely addicted to this game

[03:59:29] I don't know how deep it suck a new engine see but I have not streamed at some point for like three months my chat

[03:59:35] No, no, no, like one and a half months or something. No stream. I was just queuing top Lane allow it top lane anivia

[03:59:42] Nothing you didn't learn anything in those three

[03:59:44] Wait, wait, no wait wait wait wait. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You've never had a season where you had more than like

[03:59:51] 80 games. So what the fuck do you mean you took three months off you took three months off to play one game a day

[03:59:57] last nine it was like a month it was like a month but check check check it was like

[04:00:03] like or something no we wait you said it was a year ago right check check I guess

[04:00:09] tail stock okay let's one hashtag real what's what so you said it was last year

[04:00:18] right I don't know the last the when I played a lot on that account when I played

[04:00:23] a lot okay so here you played a hundred games here you played like a hundred

[04:00:34] fifty games yes when was that when was that this was season 13 but that's the

[04:00:41] most you ever played the most you ever played was 150 games and back then this

[04:00:45] Spits with us like four months yes that was yeah yeah so you're playing three

[04:00:52] games a day I swear I played more than I know I don't know but I don't know the

[04:01:01] chat knows like I didn't I didn't stream for like what was it doing I swear I

[04:01:05] was playing league

[04:01:15] I don't think I'm laughing right now, while I was looking at the screen.

[04:01:20] Yeah, I mean you were playing like three games a day, that's like...

[04:01:23] Bro, the channel is saying Larvpixel, own a Larv.

[04:01:26] Am I? Because that's a checked account, spectate on a pixel.

[04:01:29] At some point people even made an account where they saw my games.

[04:01:32] Wait, what? So, untwitched, right?

[04:01:36] Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[04:01:38] It was called spectate on a pixel?

[04:01:40] Yes, and it went instantly live when I chewed the game.

[04:01:43] And then I saw and then that broke my addiction because I felt watched and then I was like, okay

[04:01:49] So back then the most that ever streamed in a month was a hundred hours

[04:01:54] So that's literally like three hours a day max

[04:01:58] And that was only one okay, bro. I'm not like you were actually fucking 12 hours a day, but

[04:02:03] I thought I was playing more, I don't know.

[04:02:07] Maybe I'm laughing, I don't know bro.

[04:02:09] Wait, hold on.

[04:02:10] Everything I thought I was.

[04:02:11] Yeah, but Onay, that's 100 hours streamed and during that month, he would just rerun the stream for like 20 hours straight.

[04:02:18] So it was like maybe 30 or 40 hours max.

[04:02:21] Are you trolling?

[04:02:24] Like, no, you're seeing my stream, right?

[04:02:27] No, no, no, I wasn't watching, I wasn't watching.

[04:02:29] Am I seeing it?

[04:02:30] Let me see.

[04:02:31] It was June 2024 he streamed 112 hours and during that time frame he had some streams of 17 hours

[04:02:39] Which definitely wasn't

[04:02:42] You're not going to show me

[04:02:43] I am not

[04:02:44] Bro, Oney just stop being a part-timer and stream

[04:02:48] Okay, well, do you see?

[04:02:49] I will, I will, I will

[04:02:51] Yeah, so look, so back here you streamed or he streamed 100 hours in a month and it was literally just 5 streams where he streamed 20 hours straight

[04:02:59] So he was just rerunning Fods, you playing for two hours.

[04:03:04] Wait, this guy had a channel of One's games?

[04:03:08] Yeah, but he only won live like ten different times.

[04:03:11] And look, this was how much One would actually play, two hours and hour and a half.

[04:03:16] But then he would just rerun those shows.

[04:03:18] I don't think he rerun it. I think it was, but because I queued with breaks, you know, like I queued a game, I tilted, I didn't play for like 30 minutes, one hour, I queued another, and so on.

[04:03:27] No cares, because now we're on the grind of challenger, Dan.

[04:03:29] Exactly.

[04:03:30] But all I want to say, all I want to say, because I happen to be addicted to this game,

[04:03:33] I don't want to get addicted to the Genji scene, uh, Enthantis.

[04:03:36] I swear I wasn't addicted to some point.

[04:03:37] I don't know if that makes sense to you, but I swear I wasn't addicted to it at some point,

[04:03:41] but I didn't stream, and I don't want to be in that mood again, bro, because I did feel

[04:03:45] good.

[04:03:46] Yes.

[04:03:47] Yeah, but think about it, bro, think about it.

[04:03:49] Even if you were to get addicted, the good thing is that this time you're actually streaming

[04:03:52] it.

[04:03:53] So it means that you're going to be able to actually go live, you're going to be able

[04:03:56] to have fun with your viewers and you're going to be able to actually get

[04:03:59] high low in the game and go crazy on it.

[04:04:01] This is true.

[04:04:02] One of us is all true, bro.

[04:04:05] After, after seeing us play and like, you know, how, how, how we are able to

[04:04:10] learn and digest what the coach says, how far can we make it and be honest?

[04:04:16] Bro, don't bullshit.

[04:04:17] Don't test.

[04:04:18] No bullshit.

[04:04:19] Okay.

[04:04:20] I assume that you guys played anywhere between two to three hours a day.

[04:04:24] I would say that emerald 2 is a lock by the end of august

[04:04:31] And long to buy august isn't that in fucking three months?

[04:04:36] Yes, but it's a lock like unironically a lock like you're you're fucking diamond by mid-september. That's not a joke

[04:04:44] me ha

[04:04:46] Diamond yeah fucking right. I'm diamond is high

[04:04:49] I'm telling you the two of you could literally be like you guys remember dumb and Dumber. Yes

[04:04:59] Yeah, okay, so don't think about the fact that they were dumb, but think about their synergy together

[04:05:04] That's like you guys you guys have this synergy together that I'm telling you we haven't seen this since like

[04:05:11] Jesus Christ and his apostle like it's a synergy unlike anything that the planet has ever even witnessed

[04:05:17] Like the way that you guys complement each other, it literally feels like I'm watching LeBron and Michael, uh,

[04:05:25] Like what's the other guy saying Michael Jackson like the other Michael Michael Jordan Michael Jordan, okay?

[04:05:30] It's like watching LeBron and Michael Jordan and their prime on the same team. That's how it feels

[04:05:37] I'm doing again on this game

[04:05:40] Jinxy, please please I'm doing again. I don't know what to do. I'm addicted to the game

[04:05:44] Do you play off stream or no do you play off stream? Yes, I played most mornings. I play off stream with my brother

[04:05:51] Bro, it's bad, I'm addicted to the game

[04:05:54] Okay

[04:05:56] Wait, wait, whoa

[04:06:00] Yo guys, I was fun, I was fun. Oh, no, I love you, bro

[04:06:03] I like I know you don't want to get addicted to the game again

[04:06:06] But if you do ever want to play another time, I'm down

[04:06:08] I

[04:06:11] Look at my pictures again. I swear. I was thinking at some point. I don't know

[04:06:18] Do you want me to look again like you want me to show you like

[04:06:23] Low-key

[04:06:31] This is your account right still stark

[04:06:33] So back to your ranked games, in season 2024 split 1, which is what we're talking about,

[04:06:43] you played about 150 games, and then over here 150 as well.

[04:06:54] So over the course of like six months, you played like, I would say around two to three

[04:07:01] hundred games.

[04:07:02] Is there not a lot of sleep?

[04:07:05] Wait, Dante has ramping speed and deep pass with speed and gold.

[04:07:08] Wait, what do you mean?

[04:07:10] Show screen.

[04:07:11] It's on that.

[04:07:13] It's like, it's a lot when you think about it, but it's because only for me, for example,

[04:07:18] one time I went to Korea and I played 29 games a day and I have like 300 games.

[04:07:23] You bow.

[04:07:25] How?

[04:07:27] That's not a question because I actually like, even when I'm locked in, like, I play, I lose, I tilt, I need to reset.

[04:07:37] Like, I do something else.

[04:07:39] Like, you know, like, I reset for like 40 minutes.

[04:07:43] Do you jerk off?

[04:07:44] Okay, so then this is where you can do it.

[04:07:46] This is where you can do it.

[04:07:47] What we're going to do is you're going to buy a vape and then every time you lose a game,

[04:07:52] You're gonna say that you need to go to the bathroom and then afterwards you can just do a quick little vape break

[04:07:57] And then it's like you're chilling does that make sense? That's what Jinxie does no no I don't

[04:08:03] fucking bullshit

[04:08:16] Love you on a piece out

[04:08:22] Alright, Jynxy, share screen.

[04:08:24] Why does Yi get banned every fucking game? Like actually why?

[04:08:28] Okay, so the reason why is because he's like, what's known as a low elo stomper.

[04:08:32] So the thing is that Yi is the kind of champion.

[04:08:34] Bro, why did you tell me that? Like bro, why would you have to me to play him, then motherfucker?

[04:08:38] If he's a low elo fucking stomper, tell me to play him so I can stop the low elo. What the fuck?

[04:08:44] Okay, but Jynxy, the thing is for you to stomp, you first need to be able to consistently click.

[04:08:49] You need to be able to like chew in on someone and auto attack them

[04:08:52] You need to be able to use your e when you use your q you need to be able to actually like clear your camps and everything

[04:08:58] So it's like the thing is that yes

[04:09:00] He has a low low stomper

[04:09:01] But it's about you also developing the base knowledge for you to become the goat is that 40 hours into the game

[04:09:09] Bro, I have the base knowledge is now you need to unlock me and get me off this brain dead character and get me on ye

[04:09:14] I'll fuck shit up with you. It's what I'm trying to say and I'm not worth it because the fucking chat

[04:09:20] Just says hold you hold you hold you even when I do it

[04:09:25] Even when I do it

[04:09:27] Okay, give me off this shit. Jaycee. Do you want me to keep it a buck with you?

[04:09:34] Yes

[04:09:35] In an entire game on an enemy champion

[04:09:38] You're gonna use Q maybe about 20 to 30 times of those times. We would be fucking

[04:09:45] lucky if you do it twice

[04:09:50] All right, all right, all right, I got you I got you

[04:09:53] So that's why it's like the thing about a jinxie like when we were in the practice hall together

[04:09:58] You know how to do it what change bro?

[04:10:01] Me hell. I don't know

[04:10:03] Like okay wait let me tell you again. Don't do this shit for you verbally fucking you know what actually verbally around me

[04:10:10] I need that okay listen listen no slap me around slap me around

[04:10:19] Sorry daddy, I'm only ever gonna hold you for the rest of my life. I swear you like that don't you yes?

[04:10:24] I'm a naughty naughty naughty girl. Yeah, you're naughty little boy, huh?

[04:10:28] What do we do to naughty little boys around here that don't hold their cue?

[04:10:33] the fuck is new no okay so that guy listen what he does is he makes a big

[04:10:38] snowball and then he's okay listen Jamesy I'm not kidding you need to fight

[04:10:43] him because noo noo has an ability that does 602 damage your jungle monster so

[04:10:49] if you don't fight him level one he will literally flash on your boobuf and he

[04:10:53] will try to steal it catch up because there's a guy named Kesha that plays

[04:10:58] and every time he does he just starts going fucking ballistic.

[04:11:01] Okay.

[04:11:02] Okay.

[04:11:03] So now what we're going to have to do is you're going to have to look on the blue and then

[04:11:08] afterwards we're using your smite.

[04:11:11] Brown.

[04:11:12] Exactly.

[04:11:13] So what we're going to do here is you're going to look for the top to bottom poke here

[04:11:18] but I'm going to want you to smite the gromp here.

[04:11:22] Okay.

[04:11:23] Smite.

[04:11:24] And now control W. Good.

[04:11:28] So you see, Jengzee, how already you're doing a ton of things that you never used to do before.

[04:11:33] Like you're controlling to level up all your abilities.

[04:11:36] You're sitting there, you're fucking like, you're actually like droning a little bit,

[04:11:39] you're doing yourself.

[04:11:40] Like you're getting your base mechanics down, bro.

[04:11:43] Are you seeing this?

[04:11:44] Yes, yes.

[04:11:45] Good.

[04:11:46] So now this is what we're going to do.

[04:11:48] You're going to play for your wolves here, and then afterwards, what are you going to

[04:11:52] do?

[04:11:53] Eternal hunger.

[04:11:54] Oh shit, wait!

[04:11:55] Rated on

[04:12:01] Double you fucking on it

[04:12:07] No, I actually was like did I'm telling you I genuinely think you and him could be the next fucking like the next fucking

[04:12:14] Crazy do all like you guys like playing league as much as I like playing

[04:12:19] No, you know what it is. Let me tell you what it's like. You can see it's like imagine on a you tell him like oh

[04:12:25] check out this misfortune hentai but he was so addicted to misfortune hentai in

[04:12:29] the past that it was all he could rack off to and as a result he wasn't able to

[04:12:35] even work anymore because of how addicted to it it was it's not that he

[04:12:39] doesn't like it though it said he likes it too much that he knows what it's

[04:12:42] capable of does that make sense yeah yeah yeah okay so now jinxie what we're

[04:12:48] Oh, no, fight him. E, E, E, and then hold Q on him. Please, shake, see, hold Q.

[04:12:57] Okay, good. You know what? Just go, Krags, go Krags. But yeah, so that's what Nunu does.

[04:13:03] Okay, wait, you get Bokee? Yeah, go Krags, go Krags. Actually...

[04:13:09] Wait, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!

[04:13:11] E, hold Q. No, on the Nunu. Okay, now mine's Nunu, I guess.

[04:13:16] Okay, I guess yes, yes, yes hold you hold you hold you're pressing it. No, no, no back up now

[04:13:32] Okay, so Jen see why did you die down?

[04:13:35] Okay, so what are we gonna do next time we get in a fight?

[04:13:46] It's okay listen listen you'll be on it soon go for the top

[04:14:00] Okay, whatever just do the drop listen Jynxie listen

[04:14:06] When it comes to the queue the way that it was the way that

[04:14:13] Sorry, okay look the way that it works

[04:14:17] Okay, listen is that if you hold Q and then you move your cursor on something

[04:14:22] Even if you move your cursor away, you're genuinely fine. Does that make sense?

[04:14:27] So I tried here like when like you can walk away from the wolves and then like

[04:14:34] what actually no it's gonna okay whatever no we'll just try next time we'll

[04:14:38] just try next time you fight so now go for your raptors and then go for your

[04:14:41] Krugs okay okay so now Jinxie I'm telling you this game right now it's

[04:14:49] looking good like you have what it takes bro do you have what it takes yes or

[04:14:53] know yes but why is your rapid resetting what the fuck okay so anyways

[04:15:02] what you're gonna do is listen you do how about it takes you're gonna have to

[04:15:04] look for the Krugs okay Krugs Krugs John Med Joe Med no Krugs Krugs no

[04:15:09] play no play med we take drugs so you see how you were walking towards the

[04:15:15] Krugs and you were joining med but you didn't move towards med yes that's

[04:15:19] challenge your level shit that you're doing on ironically most challengers

[04:15:22] don't even do that because it's like you're scouting out potential better

[04:15:25] plays while already going for what you know is consistent that's a literal like

[04:15:30] rank one level gaming now John bot John bot John bot John bot John bot okay

[04:15:34] this is good this is good go dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon is

[04:15:41] pretty sure so now you're gonna start pinging on the dragon while you do it

[04:15:44] start pinging your team needs to know what's going on now

[04:15:49] Okay, so now what we're going to do here, Jinx, is we're going to play for the dragon.

[04:15:55] After the dragon, look at your mini map.

[04:15:57] What do you think the next best player is?

[04:15:59] Recall.

[04:16:01] Yes, why is the next best player to recall?

[04:16:04] It's not so much cold.

[04:16:06] No, Jinx, he's not just sad. Why is the next best player to recall?

[04:16:09] He's kind of a cancer.

[04:16:11] Yes, and what do you see respawning on the other side of the map?

[04:16:15] Brawl.

[04:16:17] Yes! Yes! So what does that tell us then?

[04:16:21] To recall and then head there.

[04:16:24] Exactly! Because if your top side is respawning and your top crab is respawning, then it makes it so that you're actually able to get stuff on that side of the map.

[04:16:36] So we recall so we can go towards where our next play is going to be.

[04:16:39] Yep. Right?

[04:16:40] Yes.

[04:16:42] Okay, so now listen, what you're going to do here. You're going to play for the blue buff.

[04:16:46] I feel the boob up. I want you to walk in the river

[04:16:51] Now that's Carter's salt. Yeah. Yeah, it's bullshit. Don't worry about it. You're never gonna play against

[04:16:57] Oh, no, you can't fight him fight him fight. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Yes. E

[04:17:03] Okay, wait, maybe you got range. Okay, now you're gonna have to hold Q. Please James. He holds you. I'm back

[04:17:11] Keep chasing keep chasing

[04:17:16] Mom get the camera

[04:17:26] That's what we like to see bro, that's the fucking queue hold that needs to be done and read what he said in all chat

[04:17:33] You see what he said? I hate you. Yeah, what's your name?

[04:17:36] I mean, you have the same thing bro

[04:17:38] Listen when when he turns off his computer at night

[04:17:40] The only thing he's gonna have is a fucking like a dad that looks at him and says get me a beer

[04:17:46] Then ignores him for the rest of the night, so we don't need to say shit to him

[04:17:50] He already lost though. He can sell your blue buff, but his

[04:17:54] Bro, he said I hate you say something

[04:17:56] Just don't now you're giving him exactly what his dad's given him for the last 20 years of his life complete radio silence

[04:18:03] It's what he's used to and it's what he hates

[04:18:06] That's why he invades you because he wants attention and he wants a reaction because he never got any from his parents growing up

[04:18:13] So what do we do Jamesy to fuck him up?

[04:18:15] We don't respond. No, exactly exactly. He can be in his fucking solitary confinement before we give a fuck dude

[04:18:22] He's he's just a little boy that we're sitting on we're living on the sideline

[04:18:26] Well, we fucking drive on the highway to bronze cyan are a motherfucker. You know what I mean bronze tonight

[04:18:31] You will bro you will you're at that level you are a bronze player

[04:18:41] All right, so now listen you're gonna play for these rappers after these rappers you're finishing the full clear now

[04:18:48] Jeng see I want you to tell me what you as a jungler thinking currently about what you're gonna do in this game

[04:18:59] Now when you recall what place you have

[04:19:01] Nothing, right?

[04:19:07] So what if we delay our recall and we look for a bottom gank first?

[04:19:11] Because we have nothing top, right?

[04:19:13] I don't mind that, I don't mind that, I don't mind that.

[04:19:15] You don't mind it, huh?

[04:19:16] Yeah, exactly.

[04:19:17] Because League of Legends is a game that's played on timers.

[04:19:20] So what that means is that if you have a timer right now, when it takes you, let's say, 10

[04:19:24] seconds to get to your prom.

[04:19:25] Jump little or the other guy.

[04:19:26] Yep.

[04:19:27] Whichever, doesn't matter.

[04:19:28] Just W and then R. W then R. R on them when you're in range, when you're in range.

[04:19:31] nice nice nice no she got pulled once so now jinx see jinx see I want you to go

[04:19:42] for the the scuttle crab now why am I telling you to go for this wait fight

[04:19:46] this fight this fight this fight this fight this go to the scuttle crab the

[04:19:51] scuttle crab now why jinx am I telling you to go to the scuttle crab inside of

[04:19:55] the ground. Okay, and when is the ground bother? Exactly. So by us doing the

[04:20:04] Scuttle Crab first, we minimize the amount of downtime we have in the game,

[04:20:08] right? Fight this Mauselhard. Fight this Mauselhard. E, E hold Q please hold Q. Hold

[04:20:14] Q please. Okay, it's fine. Listen, you held it earlier, it's fine. One time is

[04:20:20] the charm. So now what we're gonna do is you're gonna play on this crab, okay? And

[04:20:24] And then afterwards, I want you to look bot instantly after.

[04:20:27] Smite this.

[04:20:28] Smite this to kill faster, run bot.

[04:20:29] Now run bot, run bot, jump.

[04:20:31] Jump while we're running.

[04:20:32] OK?

[04:20:33] That's fine.

[04:20:33] Just E hold Q, go in.

[04:20:35] Go in!

[04:20:39] Good!

[04:20:40] Now you can recall.

[04:20:42] Now you back up and you recall.

[04:20:43] Why?

[04:20:43] Because they're under their turret, bro.

[04:20:45] Their parents are nearby.

[04:20:46] You can't kidnap the kids.

[04:20:47] Does that make sense?

[04:20:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[04:20:50] When the turret is there, it's the parent.

[04:20:54] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

[04:21:04] There's a reason why I'm not going to fight me for that death right now.

[04:21:07] And the reason why is because I genuinely saw what you were going for, and that was

[04:21:11] unironically impressive.

[04:21:13] The fact that you said, let me flash on him and cue to stop my back as I think I could

[04:21:18] kill him because of how low he is, that's unironically good.

[04:21:22] You're limit testing, you're learning, it's good, bro.

[04:21:24] That was unironically looking for that it indicates that you have a potential of greatness in you go to your ground

[04:21:31] It's like Jinx imagine you're gambling you're grown you're grown

[04:21:34] It's like Jinx imagine you're gambling and when you're down 10 grand you deposit in another 10 grand

[04:21:40] Because you're chasing your loss, but that's what it takes to be a millionaire

[04:21:43] You don't want to take a loss you need the win. That's why it was good what you did though. Does that make sense?

[04:21:51] Perfect

[04:21:54] So now listen to the guy that played there, I'm sorry.

[04:21:58] No, but don't apologize, bro.

[04:22:00] Because maybe even I would have wanted for a player like that.

[04:22:03] Like me going for a place like that over the course of years, I would have allowed me to

[04:22:08] enjoy the game first off and to also learn what I'm capable of.

[04:22:11] League of Legends is about testing your limits, right?

[04:22:14] Perfect.

[04:22:15] Perfect.

[04:22:16] Yes.

[04:22:17] Okay, so now we're going to go for the Riddles, okay?

[04:22:20] Yep.

[04:22:21] Good.

[04:22:22] I don't have the money for this.

[04:22:24] You're fucking playing.

[04:22:28] Should I flank this Mildewalt?

[04:22:31] No.

[04:22:32] Now, why am I saying no?

[04:22:34] It's just discipline, we have camps out, no point.

[04:22:36] No, you can look for it here though.

[04:22:38] But don't lead with your R. Go, go walk up to him.

[04:22:43] Okay, you want to lead with your Q.

[04:22:45] So you want to Q him first and then R.

[04:22:47] I don't want to fight him.

[04:22:48] Okay, then no. That's what we're doing.

[04:22:50] If he walks up to you again, you ult him though. If you see him again, you fucking ult him because you can suck a fucking fat cock.

[04:22:56] Okay, ult him over the wall. Ult him over the wall. Like, watch to the edge of the wall.

[04:23:00] Okay, all right, now you go your crugs. That's fine. Like, in League it's okay sometimes to like, have a downtime of like, three to five seconds,

[04:23:08] where you're gonna look for a play, but you might not actually go for it. Does that make sense?

[04:23:12] Yep, yep.

[04:23:13] Think of it like, imagine you're playing R6, and you're gonna peek a wall for an extra three, four seconds,

[04:23:19] Cuz maybe someone comes by before moving rotation. Yes. Yes. Okay. Yep. Okay

[04:23:24] So now what we're gonna do is you're gonna walk there now walk there bro

[04:23:27] Look at how far the car this is you see how you have 45 second downtime on your ground right now

[04:23:32] You have a timer now. So when you feel clear, right and like press w w w w now walk up

[04:23:39] The new the new news coming through. Okay, I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Yeah, just press on

[04:23:43] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, why did my arc freeze me into a wall?

[04:23:48] What happened?

[04:23:49] Why did my arc do that?

[04:23:50] So, the problem is that you see how fat that wall is?

[04:23:55] You didn't have the range to ult over, so it just made you stay still.

[04:24:00] Oh my god, this game has such a big learning gap!

[04:24:05] Of course, you can't ult away in that specific position.

[04:24:09] Well, the thing is that you saw the range of your ult, like you saw that it didn't go over, but you still press it anyways.

[04:24:21] Do you see what I mean?

[04:24:23] Bro, no, I don't know what you mean.

[04:24:25] What are you talking about?

[04:24:26] When your ult is up, you literally have a range indicator that says exactly how far you can travel.

[04:24:30] Yeah, I never look at that, bro. I think I'm looking at that?

[04:24:33] Well, yeah, you are, because that's the reason why most of the time you're able to actually get your ult's off max range against units.

[04:24:38] like you literally know what this is you're just pretending right now

[04:24:41] bro don't I don't look at my old range like I don't look at this I never look

[04:24:47] at that no you don't but you know that little circle that appears around you

[04:24:51] when you're all yeah I know I'm saying I meant to fucking old away not into a

[04:24:55] rock yeah the rock that blocked my old no no I understand but what I'm telling

[04:25:01] you bro is that you can literally see your alt range every time your arms up

[04:25:05] Because of that circle that appears around I don't look at the circle. Yes, you do your line, bro

[04:25:11] I have never won some match. I look until somebody's red on my cursor and then I hold into them

[04:25:17] Okay, wait wait wait wait wait wait two seconds wait two seconds. You see this red circle around you

[04:25:23] I have never known that this exists. Never

[04:25:27] I swear to God. I don't look at this I

[04:25:30] I just not found out this is a thing, but it's still wouldn't affect the last step because the last step I ulted for one inch because I ulted into a rock, which is what I'm saying!

[04:25:39] Yes, but Jynx see, like right now for example, if you were to ult because you wanted to go over the wall, you wouldn't go over because the circle doesn't go over the wall.

[04:25:48] You ult, like that red circle is where your ult range is, heavy eye.

[04:25:54] Okay, you know keep fight this year

[04:26:02] Snowball delay

[04:26:06] Little snowballing stream snipe and fucking the link way. Are you next to me and then I just die?

[04:26:12] Okay, listen, it's okay. We can mark it in all right. I don't think you know what I'm saying

[04:26:19] You're saying to look at the circle

[04:26:21] It doesn't like I don't care either way if I look at it sort of or not great now

[04:26:25] I know that I'm saying I hope it for one centimeter because I didn't know the rock was gonna fuck me in the ass

[04:26:31] I didn't know that now. I know that

[04:26:35] Now I know

[04:26:37] Okay, nice W learning

[04:26:41] By the way, the new king

[04:26:43] Dude can we get some W students in the chat? He's

[04:26:47] I

[04:26:49] Student all right, so now Jinxie box shake bot here

[04:26:53] Lose this straight bar stream sniping. I'm literally winning boggles. Go fuck yourself boggles. I'm winning go fuck yourself

[04:26:59] I'm not losing shut the fuck up boggles. Yo daily reminder that boggles couldn't even win the R6 TV 2 against us when he was

[04:27:05] Ghosting and stream sniping as well

[04:27:09] All right, now Jinxie press W press W right you can look for an arm here you can argue

[04:27:14] You know what? Nice. Hold Q. Hold.

[04:27:20] Okay, go for the dragon.

[04:27:22] Tessie, Tessie, Tessie. E, E, E, E.

[04:27:26] Okay, flash right, flash right, flash right, flash right.

[04:27:28] Flash. Good. Keep going.

[04:27:36] Okay, I'm gonna say something right now.

[04:27:38] I'm gonna play Master Yi, man. I can't hold Q on this guy.

[04:27:42] I can't do it. I can't hold Q on this fucking guy. I don't know what it is

[04:27:45] I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't fucking do it. I can't do it. No matter how hard I try

[04:27:54] I do not hold Q. I can't. I can't do it. I can't fucking do it. I can't. I can't do it.

[04:28:02] Listen, listen, listen, listen. If you told yourself that the sky was green right now you would believe it

[04:28:09] because the universe and what you perceive and how you live your life is

[04:28:13] based off what you think is possible it's based off what you believe it

[04:28:18] doesn't matter what objective reality is what matters is what you believe so if

[04:28:22] you sit here and you're gonna slam your desk and say that you can't do it then

[04:28:25] you'll never be able to do it not because you're not capable but because you

[04:28:29] don't think that you're capable so instead of saying that you can't do it

[04:28:32] say that you will do it say that you are capable say that you've done it before

[04:28:36] and you just need to do it again. Do you understand?

[04:28:38] Okay, so now, let's get it done, okay?

[04:28:43] You can be on your Mastery next game, but for while you're on Warwick,

[04:28:47] let's actually sit here and let's make this a good fucking showing, alright?

[04:28:51] Now let me ask you a question, can you hold your Q?

[04:28:55] Can I? Yeah, yeah!

[04:28:58] Yes, I've done it before! Yes! There you go, there you go then, leave it at that.

[04:29:02] Will you hold your Q? Yes, yes I will, I will hold my Q. There you go, then that's all you

[04:29:06] need to say now form this midway there's a midway coming kill it kill the minions

[04:29:10] okay fine fine fine fine okay it's fine you can arm arm arm arm arm arm I don't

[04:29:16] know if you're saying to arm him or arm away I'm one HP I'm over steaming

[04:29:19] well I'm gonna kill myself how did I get how's that a death how about no no no

[04:29:27] fuck this fucking game fuck this fucking game how's that a death so the

[04:29:30] certain characters that randomly kill you when you're one hell okay cool only

[04:29:34] Oh, what what what's the new league of legends niche fucking thing? What is it?

[04:29:39] So I gotta learn 25,000 intricate things to play this fucking game. I'm one HP in a bush recalling

[04:29:45] How am I dead? Okay?

[04:29:46] Let me let me put in perspective if I played Rainbow six tomorrow and I died to a cap can trap right I would sit down

[04:29:53] I think that's bullshit because I don't know what cap can does

[04:29:56] But you look at me and you'd be like well if you played more you'd understand this the enemy team has a champion called Carthus

[04:30:01] Carthus has an ultimate ability that allows him to damage every single unit on the entire board from any range possible

[04:30:09] So it's literally just a thing where yes, it is that one champion

[04:30:12] It's a guy that looks like a ghost the enemy ADC right and that's just Carthus

[04:30:17] So yes, it is an intricate niche thing, but you're gonna end up learning these things over time as you play more

[04:30:22] So how do I stop?

[04:30:24] You can't

[04:30:26] So if I'm 1HP against Carthus, I'm dead after real

[04:30:30] Exactly, yes, that's literally just what it is, yep.

[04:30:33] So now, uh, walk bot, see if you can look for play?

[04:30:35] Yep, walk there, walk there, walk there, walk there.

[04:30:39] This is good, I want your press W, I want your press W.

[04:30:41] W, W so you get faster, this is good, this is good.

[04:30:45] Okay, now you're gonna hard, that's good, that's good,

[04:30:48] we'll take it, perfect.

[04:30:50] There we go, nice, that's a fucking jinx.

[04:30:52] Die slow, bitch!

[04:30:54] Die!

[04:30:56] Fucking die!

[04:30:57] You're all gonna die!

[04:31:00] Jinxi got one taste of the yordles and now he wants more!

[04:31:08] The jibbler just unlocked his new craving.

[04:31:11] So now Jinxi, what you're gonna do is you're gonna look for the wolves and then you're gonna go on the gromp, okay?

[04:31:18] Now what you're gonna do is for the rest of this game, I want you to refer to yourself in the third person.

[04:31:22] Say jitty angry, jitty happy, jitty mad.

[04:31:25] that. Just sort of referring to yourself in the third person so that you can cheat yourself

[04:31:29] like you're almost like a video game character and you can operate out of level that not

[04:31:33] even you think is possible. Does that make sense?

[04:31:35] Yep. Kill this guy.

[04:31:37] Die slow, bitch! Die slow! Fucking die! Slow! Die! Die! Die! Die!

[04:31:45] Good! I want you to cut his throat open, Jinxy. And I want you to just slowly tear it open.

[04:31:54] And I want you to just sink your teeth into the open wound that Histora has become and

[04:31:58] suck all the blood out of it, then spit it in his parent's face while they cry as they

[04:32:04] watch their son get mutilated!

[04:32:08] Alright, right for the Dragonfly in 30 seconds?

[04:32:16] Yes.

[04:32:17] Let's do it.

[04:32:18] Okay, so now you're going to walk like your team is soon made.

[04:32:23] looking like a win to me Jinxie. You're gonna walk mid? Dragon's up in 20. Ignore bot for

[04:32:27] no. You don't want to do anything.

[04:32:38] Alright.

[04:32:42] Nice, you got this. Perfect. Q, Q. Also, just as a reminder guys, anything that me or Jinxie ever say is obviously always in game. Good fucking shit. Press E again, press E again.

[04:32:53] Nice. Okay, so now GenC. GenC, did you see what you just said there?

[04:33:00] I helped you.

[04:33:01] See that?

[04:33:02] And who died because of it?

[04:33:04] The enemy died.

[04:33:06] And how does it feel?

[04:33:07] It feels good.

[04:33:08] It feels good, right?

[04:33:10] So let me ask you again, are you capable?

[04:33:13] Yes, I'm capable.

[04:33:15] You're capable. Are you willing to do what it takes to get it done?

[04:33:19] Yes, I'm willing to do what it takes to get it done.

[04:33:22] then you're an unsuppable force janksy

[04:33:24] because if you have what it takes

[04:33:26] and you have the determination that it takes

[04:33:28] then the only limiting factor is time

[04:33:31] and you got a lot of fucking time on your hands

[04:33:34] so let's get this dragon number work on the bar and you ready?

[04:33:36] yes

[04:33:41] fuck you like that

[04:33:43] i'm not laughing

[04:33:45] i just have like a disability

[04:33:47] where whenever i drink water

[04:33:49] my sinuses start like acting up

[04:33:52] So sometimes I just start like sniffling randomly, even though I'm not sick.

[04:33:59] Okay, look on the dragon here. You can look on it.

[04:34:10] Remember, 1,400.

[04:34:14] That's okay. That's good.

[04:34:16] Okay, now we're back up. So now what we're gonna do...

[04:34:19] Nice, you can look for an ult. You can look for an ult.

[04:34:21] Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good!

[04:34:28] No, no, no, no.

[04:34:30] They got her, they got her.

[04:34:35] They don't got her.

[04:34:37] It's ok, it's ok, ok, so now Jynxie what are you going to do here?

[04:34:42] When you respawn?

[04:34:43] You're going to go straight to the top crab and you're going to take it, ok?

[04:34:47] Got it, yes sir

[04:34:48] Perfect. Okay, I'm saying I'm just gonna get a thing so I can blow my nose away back in a minute.

[04:35:01] Alright.

[04:35:02] Four and eight.

[04:35:04] Yeah, I'm not just carrying them though.

[04:35:07] Okay, I'm getting off. So now what you're doing is you're walking straight to the scuttle cop.

[04:35:13] Yep, and then you're going to take that.

[04:35:16] So now, why don't you already start pinging on the Baron, okay?

[04:35:19] Start pinging it already.

[04:35:22] Yep, so do the Scour-crab.

[04:35:27] Do the Scour-crab, do the crab, the crab, down, down, so there.

[04:35:36] Sometimes he likes playing hard to get, so you need to find him.

[04:35:40] Okay, this is good, so you're not going to start it, you're not going to start it.

[04:35:45] You don't have your channel care.

[04:35:47] Now start pinging on your channel and on the balance so you know what's up.

[04:35:50] Okay, block mid, block mid, block mid.

[04:35:52] You have a collapse on the enemy Carthus.

[04:35:54] Yep.

[04:35:55] Okay, so I should probably let you know.

[04:36:01] The enemy Carthus, when he dies, he's allowed using abilities like he's alive for five seconds

[04:36:07] and he's unkillable during that time frame.

[04:36:09] So it means that even if he dies, he can still use his ultimate.

[04:36:13] It sounds like the most unbalanced stack of shit I've ever played in my life.

[04:36:17] Yeah, it genuinely is, yes.

[04:36:20] He's one of the most eloan fighter champions.

[04:36:22] Okay, so now what we're gonna do, this is good.

[04:36:29] So now, Jinx, I want to walk mid, walk mid, walk mid, walk mid, yep, walk with their team.

[04:36:33] We're gonna try to stop them from recalling so that our jungle gets a good split push

[04:36:37] here.

[04:36:38] your team has destroyed

[04:36:42] okay

[04:36:44] okay that's fine, good attempt

[04:36:47] yep I saw a vision that was good

[04:36:49] so now JnC go top

[04:36:50] I'm gonna walk top here

[04:36:52] nope that's what, top

[04:36:55] because

[04:36:57] well it's because right now the problem is that your

[04:36:59] your blitzcrank is so laning against Olaf

[04:37:01] so we need to find a way that we can actually like

[04:37:04] help the, wow your blitzcrank is actually killing him

[04:37:06] killing him. What the fuck? Q? Ha! Good. Okay nice. Now go burn. Start ping burn. Ping

[04:37:11] burn. Ping burn. Now, now Jinxy the problem with, okay no kill the mouse art. Right there.

[04:37:17] The guy on the minimap. The guy on the minimap. Go for him. Go for him. Go for him. Press W.

[04:37:21] W for faster speed. Hold Q. Nice. Let's go baby. Let's go! So Jinxy listen. Now champion

[04:37:30] Nunu. He can smite at like 3000 health because of how broken he is. So what that means is

[04:37:35] when he walks in we need to fight the Nunu before we finish the Bound okay? Or else he

[04:37:40] can just flash and then kill it. So start pinging on that Nunu because he's gonna seal

[04:37:47] it. Like he is gonna seal it for sure. Okay whatever just finish it try to finish it. This

[04:37:52] is fun. NICE! Good! Okay now recall. Or go top, go top, go top. You're down and it's

[04:37:58] fighting go top. Yep, good, good, good. This is nice. Go go go! Jiddy wants this! Jiddy

[04:38:04] gets what jettie wants nice good chase hold q again smite her for slow and then

[04:38:12] okay all right you can all are on in in in no no no okay it's okay I helped you

[04:38:23] that approach yep you did like I'm telling you you're getting to perform

[04:38:26] we're doing it consistently like it's very good so I want you to buy a

[04:38:30] I spurred Vizag's jump.

[04:38:32] I'm already working on death dance.

[04:38:34] Yeah, fuck death dance.

[04:38:35] We don't need a D, magic resist.

[04:38:38] So, OK, I guess analysis is good a time as ever.

[04:38:41] The reason why sometimes I tell you

[04:38:42] to build certain items is because it counters the enemy team.

[04:38:46] So do you see on your death recap in the top left

[04:38:48] how there's a lot of blue?

[04:38:50] Yeah.

[04:38:52] No, no, yeah, there.

[04:38:53] So what that means is blue is magic damage,

[04:38:56] and red is physical damage.

[04:38:57] So the enemy, because the enemy team does a lot of magic damage, we want to build the magic resistance so that we have a higher resistance against magic damage, you understand? Go to the dragon.

[04:39:11] So the problem with death stance, and the reason we don't want it in this game, is because death stance gives armor, which counters physical damage.

[04:39:18] But if they do a lot of magic, what do we want to buy, Jayne? See?

[04:39:21] Magic resistance.

[04:39:22] Exactly, good.

[04:39:24] Okay, so now just send it, send it.

[04:39:28] Is that a ping for your team to go mid?

[04:39:32] Now you can just walk up.

[04:39:36] This is good.

[04:39:41] Now you don't want to ult in. If you ult in, you're gonna throw the game.

[04:39:44] So you wait until the enemy engages and then you see where you can drop them.

[04:39:47] Keep walking, Doc. Okay, now go in. Now go in. You don't have to ult up.

[04:39:51] Oh that, I didn't even do that.

[04:39:52] Yeah, it's okay.

[04:39:55] Okay, you can go in, you can go in, you suck or two.

[04:40:02] Nice, cure them anyway, so you can heal.

[04:40:04] Yeah, I know, keep pushing, you might be also on the game here.

[04:40:07] Press E, press E.

[04:40:09] Okay, I'm too late.

[04:40:10] So, the reason why I told you to press E there,

[04:40:12] is because when you see the Carthus ult coming in,

[04:40:15] if you press E, you get damage reduction, right?

[04:40:18] So means that you take less damage from the Carthus ult.

[04:40:20] Now keep pushing.

[04:40:22] Keep pushing.

[04:40:29] Okay, you need to run away now.

[04:40:31] So run away and just press P.

[04:40:33] Let's see how much gold you're missing for your spur of the sludge.

[04:40:37] Okay, so when you recall, you're gonna sell both your longswords

[04:40:40] and you're gonna buy a spur of the sludge, okay?

[04:40:42] Got it. Where am I lost to?

[04:40:45] Uh, yep, it sells. Sell?

[04:40:47] Okay, you only have to sell one. Press undo.

[04:40:50] press undo undo so in the shop it says undo click it twice get one more time

[04:40:55] and I'll buy this for a massage there you go so now we're gonna do is you're

[04:41:00] gonna walk med I wanted to get the red buff first okay after the red buff

[04:41:07] you're just gonna sit there and you're just gonna spam ping med and then your

[04:41:12] team is going to try to group okay

[04:41:19] this is looking good now though this is looking very good

[04:41:23] okay ult him ult dead

[04:41:28] nice that cock sucking fucking ghost or fuck

[04:41:31] now go mid no don't get my attention

[04:41:35] don't forget if we

[04:41:38] It's okay. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Yep

[04:41:44] The care push man

[04:41:48] And then afterwards you can look on this turret

[04:41:56] All right, what's any goddamn oh those are the car this cute Jesus cards can go fucking die. Yeah

[04:42:03] Okay, so now what you're gonna do, Jengzee, is you're gonna start walking towards Top Lane.

[04:42:10] Because you see how far the top, top, top, top, top, top, top, top.

[04:42:14] Because your Channels pushing up very far. So if they all fight him, then imagine we're there to help him out, right?

[04:42:22] That's how much we're gonna get. Let's not fight this. Let's get him. Alright.

[04:42:27] Alright, you're doing the one. Okay, this is good. Let's not back up.

[04:42:30] I see. Good.

[04:42:35] It's not Q. Nice.

[04:42:40] Yeah, probably gonna end up dying for this again.

[04:42:42] Bro, this character, like, I swear to God, this character is fucking brain dead.

[04:42:46] Like, this is a fucking brain dead stupid fucking dog shit fucking character.

[04:42:50] This character is fucking terrible.

[04:42:52] He just killed four people because he dove at us because his brain dead.

[04:42:55] Yep, because the thing about Carpus and recent mice so cool.

[04:42:58] If the wards were being bad, they used jump and 3-

[04:43:00] Exactly. Yes. Yes.

[04:43:03] So, now what we're gonna do, Cenkzy, is when you respawn, you're gonna start split pushing.

[04:43:07] So, I want you to type in chat.

[04:43:09] Actually, no, you don't have to. You don't have to type anything. Your chum is already, like, pushing bot.

[04:43:17] Ah, maybe not.

[04:43:18] Okay, so now when you respawn, I want you to press P. Press P, don't want that basehead.

[04:43:36] Press P. I want you to search up, I actually don't buy Starix gauge, it's okay, you can

[04:43:41] buy the Starix gauge.

[04:43:43] Okay, so now go top and take the top crab.

[04:43:50] I think we're winning this or losing this?

[04:43:52] Why not? You're winning.

[04:43:53] You think so?

[04:43:54] Yup.

[04:43:59] So now you're going to play for this scuttle crab here.

[04:44:06] This is good.

[04:44:08] So now what we're gonna do, alright, is hit that board, and actually, just save with your

[04:44:16] team, you know, save with your team, I'll fight them, I'll fight them.

[04:44:23] Good ult, good fucking ult.

[04:44:24] Okay, now I wanted to press E, and then hold the, show me the compass, the compass, that's

[04:44:31] one.

[04:44:32] Keep fighting, keep fighting, you might have to flash right.

[04:44:37] it's not over yet you saw the chance you saw the chance

[04:44:58] I helped you but I didn't do it perfectly because when you hope you have to do it literally

[04:45:04] like a god you can't just hold you you have to hold you and like line up with

[04:45:08] their body perfectly and then let it load this takes nine years to trigger the

[04:45:11] animation okay it's fun undo the item they bought open the shop again press

[04:45:23] undo by the elixir barn okay and then now watch to the elder dragon start

[04:45:29] ping it too. So ping the dragon. The only reason you lost that fight is because the uh now press 7

[04:45:37] the only reason you lost that fight is because you're trying to listen there.

[04:45:43] Why is that one? Throwing over the dragon. How low is it? Oh wait wait wait you can still

[04:45:46] it. I'll turn I'll turn that's like not too late. Oh okay it's fine go to the baron go to the baron

[04:45:53] the baron the baron because the thing is that if you get the baron then they can all push the waves

[04:45:57] Which means that you're still able to win the game because you can solve the barrier, or solve the altar. Does that make sense?

[04:46:03] Yeah.

[04:46:13] Press E. E to reduce the damage. Good. You said you took almost no damage there?

[04:46:18] Yeah.

[04:46:20] I'm dead to barrier.

[04:46:22] Oh my god.

[04:46:22] Keep running, keep running, keep running.

[04:46:24] try to get her, try to get her, try to get her, yeah i see, get her, eat, eat, eat, eat,

[04:46:34] okay

[04:46:35] There's a chance the enemy team doesn't end here.

[04:47:00] Okay, Miss Fortune is up in 4 seconds, look in the base, look in the base, maybe she

[04:47:12] holds us.

[04:47:13] Draw on the base, draw on the base, draw on the base.

[04:47:18] Okay, Jynxie, you still have a chance, we're still in this, don't worry.

[04:47:26] So now what you're going to do is when you respawn you're going to look towards mid,

[04:47:29] okay now go top the top wave top wave top no but so we need to wait out there

[04:47:44] elder dragon and then we can actually fight alright so I wanted to start what

[04:47:54] Go bot, go bot, go bot, go bot, go bot.

[04:48:01] So Kira, I want you to push bot. Just push bot and sit bot.

[04:48:04] But your team deal with me.

[04:48:06] No, no, no, I think it's fine. Press E.

[04:48:08] E, E, E, E.

[04:48:10] That's it.

[04:48:12] So the reason why I want you to push bot now is because I think if you keep

[04:48:16] grouping for fights, your number actually gonna win the game.

[04:48:19] But maybe if you split push with the Trundle, you maybe have the potential of

[04:48:22] being able to

[04:48:29] John met I want to jump metal. Yep. You're good. Keep pushing pushing

[04:48:34] We can I solo maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe I don't know if you're meant we have okay

[04:48:39] This could be good. This could be good. This could be a good. Keep pushing keep pushing keep walking keep walking walk up

[04:48:44] Walk just go go. Make sure you broke. I can't go any fuck it faster

[04:48:49] you're good okay run to the channel run to channel that's on the base I think

[04:48:56] you might be able to play the game here

[04:49:01] just one straight there just one straight there yes it okay no mouse

[04:49:05] I was off okay so a precious wave okay now kill the inhibitor

[04:49:09] journal with the channel journal the channel it seems happening with them

[04:49:13] what's it what's he doing okay you can hit the nexus but I think you're not

[04:49:17] Because the causes is gonna be here. See how we're just gonna play for this

[04:49:20] I want to press e to reduce damage and then our way just all the way all the way all the way all the way

[04:49:24] All right, let's get either reduce damage either reduce damage

[04:49:31] Okay, just recall

[04:49:35] Charlie Charlie just recharge I

[04:49:43] Mean to be honest it's anyone's game right now. It's like it genuinely. It's a anyone's game

[04:49:47] What? What? What? What? What? What?

[04:49:50] Ah, Starex gauge. Right there in the Starex gauge.

[04:49:52] Yep, that's good.

[04:49:54] Okay.

[04:50:01] Okay, now walk mid and I want you to ult the Carthus.

[04:50:04] Walk mid, start ping W, W, W.

[04:50:07] Alright, now E and then hold your Q.

[04:50:09] You can also smite him.

[04:50:11] Like, uh...

[04:50:12] I'll back up, back up, I'll use his exhaust, we back up now.

[04:50:15] So he baited out his 4 minute cooldown exhaust, this is good.

[04:50:18] Chundo might be able to end the game, so all we have to do is just saw until he does.

[04:50:22] Say Chundo, walk through jungle and end.

[04:50:27] I don't mind, don't attack him, back up.

[04:50:31] Yeah, back up, back up.

[04:50:45] yep okay so now walk, walk maybe? I think your jungle just sent it

[04:51:01] the problem is that you won't be able to backdoor this because you're trying to do

[04:51:03] something that's not going to damage to structures to be able to

[04:51:06] could I try to backdoor?

[04:51:08] ohhhh

[04:51:09] should I try to backdoor?

[04:51:10] no no no if you try it's just going to end miserably like I don't, you don't actually

[04:51:14] Fuck it

[04:51:16] Yeah, yeah, try try try try try

[04:51:18] Walk through the top side river

[04:51:20] Top river

[04:51:26] Okay, try to back up

[04:51:30] Yeah, you have to just back off

[04:51:32] You have to back up

[04:51:34] You want me to end?

[04:51:36] Godfrey, do you want me to try to end?

[04:51:38] You might have to recall here though

[04:51:40] You might have to recall, yeah you have to recall

[04:51:42] the bush and recall.

[04:51:56] Okay, so now what are you gonna do?

[04:51:57] Is you're gonna look towards this?

[04:52:01] Okay, nice, nice, nice.

[04:52:04] I want you to just walk, man.

[04:52:08] Uh...

[04:52:09] Should I do it down there?

[04:52:10] No, no, no, you can't.

[04:52:11] I'm telling you like if you go for a backdoor you lose because now look the nexus turrets are out

[04:52:16] So look for a play on this guy

[04:52:19] Nice you can press w for more speed remember

[04:52:27] Now two no no go in okay when he ults you need to press e to reduce the damage

[04:52:34] Back up just run away just run run run run run no you need to run you need to run

[04:52:39] Okay, no, just start recalling, start recalling.

[04:52:44] Bro, can I go for the backboard? Yes or no?

[04:52:49] No, no, no, I'm sure not. I'm sure.

[04:52:51] Go, Jinxie. The turrets are alive. You cannot fight the turrets.

[04:52:55] Okay.

[04:52:56] Go bot. I want you to press W and then run at them also.

[04:52:59] Smite him. Press F on him. Press F and then hold Q.

[04:53:03] E, E, E?

[04:53:06] Okay, auto-reminience, Q, auto-qo, Q, auto-off, nice, you heal up, you're good.

[04:53:10] So now you got them all, so it's all to Ennis-bosh, that's decent.

[04:53:15] I need to heal, stop taking it, misfortune, fucking punch you in the fucking face!

[04:53:20] It's gonna fucking suck you out! Fuck off!

[04:53:24] Okay, so what we're gonna need now- Bro, can I backdoor or no?

[04:53:28] Genksy, how many times do I have to say no?

[04:53:32] Are they gonna get the elder?

[04:53:33] Probably, but you can't contest it.

[04:53:37] Okay, look for the red buff.

[04:53:40] Ah, actually, back up, get your socks, so you can get through your socks gauge.

[04:53:50] Okay, that's not coke brain, I'm just asking the question.

[04:53:57] Okay, so you might have to give the balance too.

[04:54:01] Yeah, you have to just invade, so.

[04:54:05] Like, it's gonna be insanely hard, but there's nothing else we can do except just like wait.

[04:54:21] Okay, now we just hit that and base someone to wash out, okay?

[04:54:31] They got fucking bear and elder.

[04:54:35] Yep, so now the thing is like, we're unironic, the only thing we can do is just like, pray

[04:54:41] that we can hold.

[04:54:43] We just need to pray that we can hold tier.

[04:54:45] So you just back up.

[04:54:47] Your chunl is farming your red buff, so this might be a problem.

[04:54:51] Just back up, back up.

[04:54:52] You don't want to get in range of their abilities.

[04:55:01] So the channel is going to look for a backdoor on their Enhance Pussy.

[04:55:04] E, E, E, E, E.

[04:55:06] Okay, nice.

[04:55:07] Now walk in the base and kill.

[04:55:09] I think it might be a game over.

[04:55:15] Okay, see if you can maybe hold this.

[04:55:17] Is there any chance?

[04:55:21] No.

[04:55:31] Okay, I

[04:56:00] Are you ready for a mastery game?

[04:56:17] I don't know how you do it, bro.

[04:56:18] I don't understand.

[04:56:21] I don't understand how you can play a game for an hour,

[04:56:24] one match for an hour, get brutally fisted in your tight hole,

[04:56:29] and then Q another. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[04:56:34] Do you want to hear something, Jamesy? No.

[04:56:36] Okay. Yes.

[04:56:39] Okay. Yesterday I was one win away from Grandmaster.

[04:56:43] I Q'd up and I lost the most this. I did, but listen.

[04:56:47] I Q'd up. I had the most disgusting loss ever. I Q'd up again.

[04:56:52] I lost the game. I was three wins away. Right? What was the loss disgusting?

[04:56:55] Cause it was like my team was just like completely brained out to a point where I was like they're impossible for us to do anything.

[04:57:01] But then what ended up happening, Jamesy, is I said, fuck it, I'm going to keep queuing.

[04:57:06] And even though yesterday my day started off with me being zero wins, four losses, it ended with me being 15 or like 12 wins, seven losses, and I hit Grandmaster.

[04:57:18] Sometimes in League, you're going to be tested at the start of your day, but as long as you

[04:57:24] can persevere, that's all it takes for you to actually climb.

[04:57:27] Like you need to be able to have like a shitty game, but then kill the next game, give it

[04:57:31] your all, then do it again, and then you're going to be able to get to a point where it's

[04:57:36] like you're actually going insane, and you're like winning.

[04:57:39] Does that make sense?

[04:57:41] Because like what separates the people from climb from the ones that don't is that the

[04:57:50] people that don't climb have a tilting loss and they get off.

[04:57:54] They lose two in a row, they say I'm done for the day.

[04:57:56] But the ones that actually climb are the people that can have those losses and say, you know

[04:58:01] what, next game I'm still going to give it my all and it works and they win and then

[04:58:06] they end up outranking past any expectation that they ever even would have said for themselves.

[04:58:11] So you're ready for the mastery?

[04:58:21] That's 4 I'm ready, countess.

[04:58:27] Then let's fucking do it.

[04:58:28] Juan, I'm just gonna get something to spike energy a little bit.

[04:58:31] If Yi gets banned, I'm shutting my shit off.

[04:58:34] If Yi gets banned, I'm shutting my shit off, chat.

[04:58:38] I got one more. I got one more in me chat.

[04:59:03] I'm going to play Master Yi in general and literally fuck people in the ass.

[04:59:12] I swear to god if Yi gets banned for the fourth consecutive game today I'm shutting

[04:59:26] off my console.

[04:59:29] I have not been able to play Master Yi the entire day.

[04:59:38] Chat, which one? The gold or the DPS?

[04:59:41] Gold or the DPS?

[04:59:44] Which one? The gold or the DPS?

[04:59:48] Okay, go for the middle one. Middle one.

[04:59:54] Okay. Bro, if Yi gets banned on, I'm shutting my channel.

[04:59:57] he won't you're good trust me okay do you want to play dynabar how about a dynagame

[05:00:14] how about dynagame wait what'd you do

[05:00:18] Okay.

[05:00:19] Like, honestly, fuck Warwick, let's do a Diana game and let's fucking shit on this piece

[05:00:29] of shit bastard.

[05:00:30] I just want to play Master of Yi for help.

[05:00:33] He's gotten banned four times in a row.

[05:00:38] Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.

[05:00:40] Listen, what we can do is you haven't been liking the Warwick recently, so walking back,

[05:00:45] Okay, I'll get Rammus.

[05:00:47] I'll get any Rammus.

[05:00:51] Wait, ask your team.

[05:00:53] Say yes, can you please dodge for me?

[05:00:57] Say can you please dodge?

[05:01:45] Okay, what's that?

[05:02:05] Where'd your runes?

[05:02:06] Your runes?

[05:02:07] Your runes?

[05:02:08] Runes?

[05:02:09] Okay, Jingxi, are you ready to go crazy?

[05:02:23] Who's the shithead who said, uh, report me, who's the shithead, who is it?

[05:02:28] Who's the shithead that said report me?

[05:02:31] It was your support.

[05:02:33] Oh.

[05:02:34] Yep.

[05:02:35] Yep, unfortunately it was a support.

[05:02:38] But listen, Jinxie, we can unironically just ignore him and we can win as long as we ignore him. Does that make sense?

[05:02:48] Good, that's what I like to see. Good!

[05:02:52] Tell him how it really is!

[05:02:55] Okay, so buy your item. You forgot to buy your item.

[05:03:00] Okay, so listen, what we're gonna do here, okay?

[05:03:03] As you're going to look for the top to bot folk here, and we're going to get it done.

[05:03:15] Ready?

[05:03:16] Yep.

[05:03:18] So in the future, Jinxie, when we want to type a three letter word, instead of typing three dots, we can type three underscores.

[05:03:26] That way it's a little more obvious what we're trying to get out with them.

[05:03:29] Does that make sense?

[05:03:33] I gave a listen what we're gonna do let's lock it in we got this shit

[05:03:48] Crying over a van

[05:03:50] Crying over the same guy getting banned for games in a row that I want to play yes, that's like a mathematical

[05:03:56] Anomaly

[05:03:57] All right, the same guy want this ban four games in a row, and then I'm getting like harassed on a support player

[05:04:03] Alright, don't forget to use your smite here.

[05:04:05] Don't forget to use your smite.

[05:04:08] Okay, so Janks, listen.

[05:04:10] This game, in your last game against the Lulu, you held your two like three different times.

[05:04:16] If you can do that in this game as well, I'm telling you bro, you genuinely got this shit. Does that make sense?

[05:04:22] Okay.

[05:04:25] You said hold my Q, is that what you said? Hold my Q?

[05:04:28] Yeah, yeah, listen.

[05:04:29] against them all you have to do is just holding Q that's it so if you can just

[05:04:34] hold your Q you got it

[05:04:38] stop it, stop it, it's just RNG, it's like getting a slap machine

[05:04:43] I'll finish it, well no it's not you just have to keep your mouse hovered over

[05:04:47] their character model do you get it?

[05:04:51] but then it takes 15 seconds for it to register and do the whole animation and I

[05:04:55] get rooted and stunned and like date and every all well okay Jinxie Jinxie let

[05:05:00] me explain something to you when you hold Q as Warwick you become unstoppable so

[05:05:05] what it means is that you genuinely can literally not get crowd controlled you

[05:05:10] cannot get stunned nothing can happen that's why as long as you hold Q you

[05:05:15] can literally avoid all the CC that you think is the issue the only problem is

[05:05:19] that you're pressing it you get it I play a champion if you don't like that

[05:05:23] I don't want to play him! I want to play Yee!

[05:05:28] I want to play Master Yee!

[05:05:31] But he's got an auto-pand for four games!

[05:05:36] I don't want to play him!

[05:05:38] Guys, guys, imagine in this way, okay?

[05:05:41] It's like imagine you have a guy that goes to a brothel, and he has like this favorite prostitute, right?

[05:05:46] But then the problem is that she calls in sick to work for a week straight,

[05:05:50] So the only person left is some guy named Tyson, and he has a 45 inch cock and just dicks down everyone that hires him.

[05:05:58] But the thing is that you're forced to choose someone in this process to lounge this second.

[05:06:05] That's fine, go to the top.

[05:06:07] It's okay, it's okay, let's go to the top.

[05:06:20] Did he just flash smite?

[05:06:25] Yes, he did.

[05:06:27] He flashed smite just to make you a little bit more miserable.

[05:06:32] But listen, GenC, I'm telling you, you genuinely got this shit still.

[05:06:39] Like it's one to one, even if he gets the early crabs, you're not at a level where

[05:06:44] it's like it's necessarily gonna matter.

[05:06:46] Does that make sense?

[05:06:48] Because the thing is that at the level that you're playing at, he won't be able to abuse

[05:06:52] that in the way that he wins the game.

[05:06:54] He's just getting a small advantage, but the real advantage that he's playing for is the

[05:06:58] fact that now he's in your head.

[05:07:00] So as long as we don't give him that, and we don't allow him to be in your head, then

[05:07:04] what advantage should he really get?

[05:07:06] Nothing.

[05:07:07] He's full of abs.

[05:07:08] Yeah, but he won't be able to do shit with it.

[05:07:11] That's what I'm trying to tell you.

[05:07:13] Right?

[05:07:14] So now listen.

[05:07:16] What we're going to do here is we're just going to look for the wrappers.

[05:07:19] After the wrappers, we're going to play on the Wolf's Gromp.

[05:07:22] After the Wolf's Gromp, it's Dragon.

[05:07:24] Now we can assume that because Mastery was banned and the Sage Trunks is doing bullshit

[05:07:28] like that, that you might be getting Ghostsip.

[05:07:30] So going for a point for Dragon plays, where we're not sure if we'd actually be able to

[05:07:34] win those plays, isn't what we want to do.

[05:07:38] Does that make sense?

[05:07:40] Yeah.

[05:07:41] Okay, perfect.

[05:07:42] So that's why I'd like to listen.

[05:07:46] now it's literally just we're gonna look on the the gromp and then after the

[05:07:51] gromp we're gonna play on the dragon but we're not gonna like try to hit the

[05:07:57] dragon instantly we're going for more of a play where it's like we're gonna try to

[05:08:02] like see what happens so it's like you remember earlier when we talked a little

[05:08:07] bit about down time but when there are like timers and they're selling to play

[05:08:11] All you want to do is just kind of like sit around and see what you can accomplish.

[05:08:17] So here you're in the same space, okay?

[05:08:19] So what you're going to do essentially is you're going to see like, look at the jump

[05:08:22] bar right now, press W, press W, press W, press W, nice.

[05:08:26] And now you can E, hold Q, try to hold it.

[05:08:29] Nice!

[05:08:30] There we go!

[05:08:32] Now, flash on her, flash on her, two autos.

[05:08:36] Nice!

[05:08:37] Back up!

[05:08:38] There we go!

[05:08:39] I told you you had what it takes now. He's coming in you're gonna have to like fight him here, but you can it's okay

[05:08:45] It's no item

[05:08:48] Yeah, okay, listen you couldn't win that but you got one so that's okay

[05:08:57] All right, perfect let it out Jin see remember people that are positive end up dying earlier

[05:09:03] because they keep all that pent up anger inside of them so as long as you're

[05:09:08] letting it out whenever you get angry you're gonna live longer does that make

[05:09:12] sense yep yeah there we go

[05:09:16] Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the top to bot.

[05:09:38] Now Hrock's got the dragon, so we could maybe look for an invade on the blue, but the thing

[05:09:44] about it is like going for the invade, I go to Krog's, Krog's, but the problem is going for the

[05:09:48] invade, what? He's just a stream sniping plus a hit. Exactly, yeah. So we go for the invade,

[05:09:53] then there's a chance I could end very badly. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the

[05:09:58] Krog's and then play on the rest of the folk here and then see if we can try for a play

[05:10:02] on something ball lane. Now when we look bot, we saw that Hrox was still there. So I wanted to

[05:10:07] actually walk to his boob up right now, go, walk to his boob and then we're just gonna invade this

[05:10:13] Because even if he comes in later, if it's you against him, you genuinely win, right?

[05:10:19] Yep.

[05:10:20] Okay, so now let's look on this blue buff here.

[05:10:25] Like you wouldn't want to be won easily.

[05:10:29] Okay, so now you're gonna E?

[05:10:34] E?

[05:10:35] Yep.

[05:10:36] Okay, you have to commit for the fight, you're just gonna die if you don't.

[05:10:40] So, try to back up.

[05:10:43] Keep backing up here.

[05:10:45] Just try to Q him.

[05:10:47] Wait, are you all playing this?

[05:10:50] You're just up in one.

[05:10:51] I want you to start spamming E.

[05:10:52] Start spamming E.

[05:10:52] Yes, E?

[05:10:53] Nice Q.

[05:10:54] Yes!

[05:10:56] Good!

[05:10:58] You see that shit?

[05:11:01] That's fucking jellywick, baby!

[05:11:03] That's the Jynxu Warwick I want to see!

[05:11:08] Good!

[05:11:09] Alright, so now on respawn, we're gonna start on our blue buff, right click the blizzard and king, on worldwit you always go blizzard and king after tmat

[05:11:16] So we're gonna right click the blizzard and king, and then afterwards we're gonna go bot to top and look on the drops, okay?

[05:11:28] Like I'm telling you, it's looking fucking amazing right now

[05:11:32] Okay, so now how we're gonna play it is we go ball to top and then afterwards

[05:11:40] what do you see on the top side of the map that looks like it could easy be

[05:11:43] taken

[05:11:46] yeah exactly the grub so now go for the grub so means that right now we're

[05:11:51] pathing towards our fun because we're sitting here and we're saying hey jagging

[05:11:55] this down for like two minutes we could look for a play on the on the grubs

[05:11:59] We could look for a play on the crubs, and then that's going to be the play that we're actually going for, you see what I mean?

[05:12:07] So that's what we're going to be looking for here, okay?

[05:12:15] Alright.

[05:12:18] So you're going to look for the wolves, and after wolves you're going to play on the crump, or the wrappers, and then after the wrappers we're going to look on the crubs, okay?

[05:12:29] It's looking free, I'm telling you.

[05:12:47] Alright, so now at Jynxie, we're gonna look on the Kroggs, after the Kroggs, we're gonna play on the Grabless, okay?

[05:12:53] So it's Krugs and then after the Krugs what's another play besides Grubbs that we can maybe

[05:13:03] look for?

[05:13:04] Gang Top.

[05:13:05] A Gang Top.

[05:13:06] So what you're going to do is you're going to walk towards Top lane here, right?

[05:13:11] And we're going to see if we can make a Gang work and if we can get it, if not, we just

[05:13:15] got the Grubbs.

[05:13:16] Okay, let's go for this.

[05:13:18] Nice!

[05:13:19] Good ult.

[05:13:20] Hold Q after.

[05:13:21] up close

[05:13:25] so now go for the grubbs

[05:13:27] alright there you go, garen gets it, that's nice

[05:13:29] so now what we're going to do, what we're going to look for

[05:13:31] is we're going to just play on the grubbs

[05:13:33] okay?

[05:13:37] yep, so you just get this for free

[05:13:39] and then after that you're going to be hard chill

[05:13:41] like generally right now it's looking

[05:13:43] like a very very very very very good game right now

[05:13:46] yeah yeah yeah

[05:13:51] So now how we're going to do it is we're going to get these grubs and you're going to recall

[05:14:02] and then afterwards what's the next thing that's coming up here?

[05:14:06] I don't know.

[05:14:10] So the next thing coming up if we look at the minimap we see dragging up in 20 seconds.

[05:14:14] So what do you think we should do?

[05:14:18] Get grubbed and go drag.

[05:14:20] That's why I'm telling you yes, exactly so see like instead of doing grump then dragon

[05:14:25] We can do the bot scuttle crab and then do dragon and the reason why we're gonna do that instead is because no

[05:14:31] It's gonna come scuttle crab is because after we do grump if we go grump then we do crab

[05:14:36] Then our timer is off sync because we're doing our wolves too late. You see what I mean?

[05:14:45] All right

[05:14:46] So now we're gonna play on the dragon and then after dragon is bought the top fold there

[05:14:50] This game is looking like a free win. This is the best looking game you've had so far

[05:14:55] Okay, so now stop hitting this because you have no smite because you smite at the crowd

[05:14:58] And then all the all the h-hawks the second h-hawks gets in the pit. I need your all time. This all time instant

[05:15:04] All time

[05:15:06] Okay, good nice. So now you can come pussy. All right, you can flash on her

[05:15:12] Okay, you're back away, back away.

[05:15:31] Okay, listen.

[05:15:34] That was fine.

[05:15:36] Even if your team ends up dying, the fact that you guys got the dragon means you're in a good space.

[05:15:41] Yes, you're balling fucking suck stick under 0 and 7, but you're able to actually play for late game objectives

[05:15:48] So it's gonna be good

[05:15:54] There you go good, so that's why we're letting them know there's a WB loads right the W blows

[05:16:01] Yep

[05:16:02] Okay, so now we're gonna play on the red buff and then afterwards we're gonna look on the crugs and doctors now

[05:16:09] Now Jinxie, I feel like the problem is you're getting a little bit too tilted.

[05:16:12] So let's sit here and let's forget about everything that's happened.

[05:16:15] Let's forget about the last few games, let's forget about the tilting losses, everything.

[05:16:20] Forget about the e-bans, let's just realize that right now we're in this moment, okay?

[05:16:25] We're in this moment and it's our time to get it done, right?

[05:16:29] Yep.

[05:16:30] Now, after this game ends, Jinxie, would you rather be one win away from Iron One or be

[05:16:37] 3 wins away

[05:16:41] One win away, so that's why jing see just focus right now. It's about focusing on the game at hand

[05:16:48] Okay, now you can look at me. You're all this up in one second. I didn't know he could

[05:16:52] That's why I know that's why I can't tell for a mistake. So fucking stupid

[05:16:57] Look you suck at your camera

[05:17:02] There you go, exactly good now go for your wolves now Jyncy

[05:17:07] You don't know that Gallo can teleport but now you do I want you to think of you like

[05:17:12] You're a comrag in a Hugh Hattner's mansion every single day

[05:17:17] You're getting full of information and semen and all everything and eventually one day you're gonna become your own living

[05:17:24] Organism this this makes sense. Yes, so it's like every single time you see little things like for example

[05:17:30] Cut this has a global ultimate galeo can dash away

[05:17:33] It's like you're getting to a point where soon

[05:17:35] You're gonna be able to use all this information and you're gonna be able to actually become the best player

[05:17:42] They can possibly be you see what I'm getting at

[05:17:47] Okay, now Jinxie the time that you're spending flaming is time that you're spending not actually paying attention to plans they could go for

[05:17:55] I know I know it feels good doesn't it when you know that maybe you're just being these people feel like shit and they can't even fight back as they're muted

[05:18:02] It feels fucking good doesn't it?

[05:18:06] There you go, so that's why now the only thing we're gonna have to do is just focus on the task at hand

[05:18:11] hand. Yeah, we're gonna look on the wolves and then after wolves we're gonna look on

[05:18:15] the Herald. They have the Rift Herald, okay? Now you could look for the Scuttle Crab first,

[05:18:19] like walk through the Scuttle Crab first. If it's up, get it? Then we could look for

[05:18:23] the Rift Herald, but the Rift Herald is our next play that we're gonna go for, okay?

[05:18:27] Got it.

[05:18:30] Alright, so now what we're gonna do, you're gonna look for this and then

[05:18:34] afterwards I want you to walk up and look on the Rift Herald. This looks good, this

[05:18:38] This is genuinely good.

[05:18:46] Very nice.

[05:18:47] Okay.

[05:18:48] Very good.

[05:18:49] So you're going to look for the Rift Herald and then afterwards we're going to look for

[05:18:54] Recall into top spot, go clear, and then play on the Dragon.

[05:19:00] So now they're coming in, so you wipe one wall to the edge and then ult away.

[05:19:08] not in some

[05:19:22] Okay

[05:19:23] So now I want you to open up your shop. Let's buy our items. So you're gonna get the uh, this plated silk capster

[05:19:30] Yep, and then afterwards built towards your titanic hydro

[05:19:33] So now you're going to play for the top to bot folk here now James. I want to look at the map

[05:19:46] Okay, well, this is what it is

[05:19:49] Okay, yeah, just walk to the cards. So the reason listen, that's okay

[05:19:53] The reason why we're folk clearing top to bot. I wanted to look at the map and tell me why you think it's happening

[05:19:58] I guess this is it.

[05:20:01] Yep, exactly.

[05:20:03] So that's why Jinx, you're actually under sign, like I know that right now it's Sultan,

[05:20:07] but just think about how it's going to be when you're actually sitting there and you're

[05:20:11] able, right, during these games to be able to get the champions that you want to play

[05:20:15] with all the knowledge that you're learning, like right now you're going through like a

[05:20:19] go hand training art, okay?

[05:20:21] And every single one of these games on Warwick, it's just preparing you for Master Yi, right?

[05:20:26] It's like think of it like this.

[05:20:28] Even everyday you jerk off, so that when you're with your girlfriend, you last longer in bed.

[05:20:36] That's essentially how you need to view every single one of these Warwick games.

[05:20:40] Like they're the filler games for the real episode.

[05:20:43] Does that make sense?

[05:20:44] Yep.

[05:20:45] Got it.

[05:20:46] Okay.

[05:20:47] So now you're going to look for the Gromp and after the Gromp we're going to look on

[05:20:50] the dragon.

[05:20:51] You're ult'ed up, you're flashed up, you're smite is up.

[05:20:54] You have literally everything that you could ever need to be able to get this dragon done.

[05:20:58] I'm able to go fucking crazy on it.

[05:21:00] No-

[05:21:01] So you got it?

[05:21:02] Okay, so now back up.

[05:21:03] You're gonna have to ult away.

[05:21:04] Okay?

[05:21:05] Flash away?

[05:21:06] Flash?

[05:21:08] Good flash.

[05:21:09] Okay.

[05:21:13] Like, why are they allowed to just be baited?

[05:21:16] Why's my tab broken?

[05:21:17] I can't tap.

[05:21:18] Why are they allowed to just sprint after me?

[05:21:20] I don't understand.

[05:21:22] So the reason why is because it's unfortunate,

[05:21:24] but you're like 99% getting ghosted,

[05:21:27] roasted and on top of it your team is kind of in their own world doing their own thing.

[05:21:31] Now it's not necessarily the worst thing because your garen is very fat and he's doing relatively

[05:21:36] well so you can still win this one easy like like it's like okay imagine this imagine right

[05:21:42] now we're in a war right and you're sitting there and you're like watching everyone around

[05:21:46] you fighting to the death but the problem is that because everyone has only one opponent

[05:21:51] Oh god, yeah, it's probably because you were like spam clicking shit

[05:22:00] Ask hi vice to help you hi myself

[05:22:09] Your brain isn't either Bob just the fuck out of the stream

[05:22:15] No, I mean open it back up maybe it's gonna work now

[05:22:21] Oh god, wait, let me see again. Uh, okay, just I'll tabbed right fuck

[05:22:29] Open up league wait press escape press escape like open up we can I'm press escape

[05:22:39] We came the same the same the same

[05:22:49] Wait, I'm trying to switch up

[05:22:51] guys how do we get it to work?

[05:22:57] I'm going to lead, uh, no he can switch to WASC

[05:23:00] someone said try holding out and then enter

[05:23:04] I'm going to lead, can you unplug and replug your mouse?

[05:23:14] no I don't think that's the issue

[05:23:16] if that was the issue then you wouldn't be able to move it

[05:23:18] uh try it anyways

[05:23:21] am I gonna get it in the hand bro no I think you're gonna be okay

[05:23:28] probably lets me play but it doesn't let me do anything

[05:23:33] okay so let's say we're gonna press escape press escape in the game press escape

[05:23:36] oh so you can't press any keys

[05:23:40] wait what the fuck

[05:23:46] my left mouse works, my right mouse doesn't work, can I press any please?

[05:23:52] Guys, wait, what the fuck?

[05:23:56] Press F9 twice, what does that do?

[05:24:02] Okay, that doesn't work.

[05:24:05] Quit and rejoin, it doesn't work if you press the escape, right?

[05:24:09] Maybe try like Task Manager ending League and then like reopening it?

[05:24:16] I just hope in your league client I'm press okay, so you at least don't get banned I

[05:24:24] Get reconnect reconnect

[05:24:31] Ended my task. Okay, wait this should be good

[05:24:39] Nice, okay, we're good. So now press P. That's P

[05:24:42] why are you trying to catch up this is good you're so good bro okay so now

[05:24:48] you're gonna talk to bot folk here actually no you're gonna play for your

[05:24:52] red buff then you're gonna walk to your blue buff and then you're gonna get the

[05:24:55] bot scuttle crab okay

[05:25:00] just walk my blue buff yep so just red buff red buff blue buff and then

[05:25:08] afterwards scuttle crab for free because we want to get on that timer in

[05:25:13] something so sorry ping it like ping on the dragon our team needs to know what's

[05:25:16] going on

[05:25:23] okay so I'm gonna go for the blue buff and then afterwards crab like you still

[05:25:28] got this you're still in the running it's genuinely working okay right now

[05:25:32] okay now walk walk so you're gonna want to look for an ult on the unara okay so I

[05:25:37] I want you to don't do anything yet

[05:25:40] No, I know look for her look at me. Don't

[05:25:45] I eat eat eat again nice

[05:25:50] Oh

[05:25:57] So hard

[05:26:00] We got this shit

[05:26:03] Who voted sport that oh and 25 bottom lane players

[05:26:07] It's always the ending pieces of shit that are always voting to attack.

[05:26:13] Okay, so listen, what we're going to do now is to un-respawn the Galio is destroying the base.

[05:26:18] We need to find a way that we can actually fight him off.

[05:26:24] The 0 and 25 bottom lane players are voting to surrender.

[05:26:27] I mean, you should be disgusted with yourself.

[05:26:30] Literally, you should never fucking like maybe yourself in the mirror again.

[05:26:33] Okay, go top, go top. This is good.

[05:26:35] This is good.

[05:26:36] I'm gonna press W, press W, press W.

[05:26:38] Alright, now you can try chasing him.

[05:26:41] You can chase.

[05:26:43] Okay.

[05:26:44] Alright, uh, look for a top to bot, folk here.

[05:26:46] Yeah, just play top to bot.

[05:26:47] Like, Krugs, Raptors, Valks, or N'Grom.

[05:26:55] Okay, good news is, you're off this up in about 5 seconds.

[05:26:59] Yep.

[05:27:02] Okay, so we're gonna keep farming and then we should be good, okay?

[05:27:05] okay bot lane is 0 and 17

[05:27:11] oh man why are you playing video games

[05:27:16] what is the point

[05:27:19] it's okay though

[05:27:21] listen I'm telling you the fucking piece of shit bastard

[05:27:24] but the good news is that you're never gonna meet them ever again

[05:27:27] so as long as you can win this one time with them

[05:27:29] you never have to worry again

[05:27:31] so you have these wolves

[05:27:33] So we got these wolves, and then afterwards we're gonna look for the Gromp, and then we're gonna see if he can kill Bukong, possibly.

[05:27:38] I wanna hit a whole town though, I wanna see how strong Bukong is.

[05:27:43] You can fight him. Alright, go from now. Press W and run at him. Press something around him.

[05:27:52] Nice, good. I saw you hold that Q.

[05:27:57] Press R.

[05:27:58] Nice! Good, good. Okay, take the wave, take the wave, take the wave. You're not gonna die here, you're okay.

[05:28:04] Bitch.

[05:28:07] So now you take the wave, this is good. You're doing well. I like it.

[05:28:11] Okay, and then now take another wave. Actually, I know. Walk in the bush and recall.

[05:28:16] Oh, I know you're good, good. They show top side, so you can walk, take the wave.

[05:28:20] Okay. So now what we're gonna do, okay? You're gonna clear this wave,

[05:28:27] this way and then afterwards we're gonna look for a recall. We're gonna see if we

[05:28:30] can maybe try to find a way to fight with our team. Now this game you're gonna

[05:28:34] buy the Death's Dance because the enemy has a lot of physical damage so we don't

[05:28:38] need match resistance we need armor, alright? Okay so now let's walk mid and

[05:28:46] let's start pinging so our team is aware of what we want to do.

[05:28:57] all right this is good now back up let your team walk in because now you see how far back

[05:29:08] your garen is what does minus mean what that's a minus one minus two because you missed a

[05:29:14] cannon minion okay look you can look for a fight here e so you're all just coming up

[05:29:23] Give your blood for an outside.

[05:29:26] Got it?

[05:29:27] More Q?

[05:29:53] Okay, so good news is that there's a good chance it won't be able to end.

[05:30:07] So what you're going to do here is when you respawn, we're going to see if we can maybe

[05:30:10] look on pushing out our wave mid.

[05:30:13] Now you see how the enemy Unara, like that ADC is wondering all the damage?

[05:30:20] You're gonna want to try to find a way that you can ult the Unara.

[05:30:23] So your only goal this game is to ult her, okay?

[05:30:27] Alright, nice.

[05:30:30] Now back up, back up.

[05:30:32] This is good.

[05:30:33] Okay, save you enough for one.

[05:30:35] Back up.

[05:30:36] You don't want to get too close.

[05:30:37] She's gonna rush.

[05:30:38] She's gonna like you guys.

[05:30:39] You don't have ult.

[05:30:40] Nice!

[05:30:41] Okay, fight to you, me.

[05:30:42] Fight to you, me.

[05:30:43] Fight to you, me.

[05:30:44] So Jengzee, sitting there and killing a champion that has Yuumi on it is like sleeping with

[05:30:59] a conjoined twin.

[05:31:01] You're always going to be able to get the second one.

[05:31:04] Does that make sense?

[05:31:05] Okay.

[05:31:06] So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the blue buff and then we bought

[05:31:11] to talk folk there okay why is it that you meet out of class because the thing

[05:31:20] is that she's just supposed to sell people all game and give them like

[05:31:24] power-ups and flash doesn't give it any power up the grump you mean like a character

[05:31:29] yeah you mean it's like the ultra cut character like that's like that's like

[05:31:34] you're not even a cock it's like you said that you pay another guy to be the

[05:31:37] cock while you just said that you watch a video of him jerking off and that's your

[05:31:41] your cough too.

[05:31:42] You know, back up and recall, you can't fight this, you're going to die.

[05:31:45] They're all going to come through, you shouldn't be going to die.

[05:31:47] You should probably recall in the bush.

[05:31:50] This one is too late, but...

[05:31:52] Okay, so by the death stands.

[05:31:56] Good?

[05:31:57] And then now we walk mid.

[05:31:59] Now remember, who are we going for in the ult for in these fights?

[05:32:05] You know, exactly.

[05:32:07] So now start spam pinging your team to group med.

[05:32:15] Okay push mid, push.

[05:32:23] You know this bar right now so you guys have an opening here.

[05:32:26] Keep going.

[05:32:27] Keep pinging.

[05:32:28] Getting a backup.

[05:32:29] You need a backup now because your team is not moving up.

[05:32:36] Nara isn't showing pot anymore so nobody she's probably recalling.

[05:32:40] They can go in on the 8 rocks but if you fight with your team, you never use your ult on

[05:32:45] anyone besides Znara.

[05:32:46] Okay?

[05:32:47] So if you're ulting Nara, ult her.

[05:32:50] NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!

[05:32:52] Good ult!

[05:32:53] Good ult!

[05:32:54] Good ult!

[05:32:55] Press again.

[05:32:56] Nice!

[05:32:57] Kill us!

[05:32:58] Nice!

[05:32:59] Good!

[05:33:00] Okay.

[05:33:01] Now if you can kill this guy on Q, you might be able to win the game.

[05:33:02] All right, Jinxie.

[05:33:03] Hit the turret!

[05:33:04] The turret!

[05:33:05] The turret!

[05:33:06] I think the mouse is AFK and I want you to already pre-move towards the same side you're

[05:33:17] about to like kill.

[05:33:18] The mouse is AFK.

[05:33:20] Alright now as you're ending not yet but when you're hitting the Nexus first you're going

[05:33:28] to type each shit in all chat.

[05:33:30] Slash all each shit.

[05:33:32] Okay, hit the other Nexus right here, okay, press E, press E to reduce damage, okay, no,

[05:33:39] all E chips, flash all E chips, nice, there we go fucking Jhin, see there we fucking go.

[05:33:49] And let me triple report these bot lane players.

[05:33:53] Yep.

[05:33:54] Oh wait.

[05:33:55] I'm not kidding, I think you just got banned.

[05:34:01] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[05:34:06] Hold on.

[05:34:07] Wait, press play.

[05:34:08] For what?

[05:34:09] I'm going to be honest, I don't know either.

[05:34:17] Because nothing you type was like that crazy.

[05:34:23] It couldn't have been a ban for like, inting.

[05:34:32] You can get banned for toxicity.

[05:34:36] No. Okay. Wait, you actually got banned for inting.

[05:34:39] So the thing is just the MG11 right now, like if he's on,

[05:34:43] he can probably lift the ban right now.

[05:34:44] So you didn't get a ban for toxicity.

[05:34:46] It's probably because like an automated bot reviewed it.

[05:34:50] Let me see, which came with that have you even been for?

[05:34:53] Wait, what the fuck?

[05:34:57] Which game would that have even been for though?

[05:35:00] Wait, what?

[05:35:02] Yeah, yeah, just Saxon.

[05:35:05] And then also like the other guys that you do stuff with.

[05:35:08] But it's so fucking weird that, wait, what?

[05:35:15] Like, because you don't have any game where your score was like that bad.

[05:35:22] AFC, bro, it's for AFC.

[05:35:27] No, that's a player in your team.

[05:35:32] That's someone that they banned in your team, not you.

[05:35:37] Oh, maybe the fountain died.

[05:35:40] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:35:42] The fountain died, that's one play.

[05:35:44] They wouldn't give you a one-day ban for that.

[05:35:48] What?

[05:35:50] Yo, rioters! We know you're watching the fucking stream, man! Help me out! No!

[05:36:02] Like, we know you guys are watching the stream. Unban him now!

[05:36:09] Banned for being shit.

[05:36:11] Alright, bro. Well, I'm gonna get off anyways, cause I gotta go shark fishing.

[05:36:15] Oh, really? Cool.

[05:36:16] Yeah, I'm going shark fishing with my cousin.

[05:36:18] All right. All right, bro. Well

[05:36:22] Anyways, have a good rest of the night then but listen you almost brought it all the way to bronze

[05:36:28] So the good news is that it's looking good bro. Next stream is bronze

[05:36:33] Or you said that three streams ago, dude

[05:36:36] Yeah, but to be fair we've had some like pretty unlucky streams recently like there was a one day where it's like you got D lost one game in

[05:36:42] I

[05:36:47] Yeah, you've lost a lot for that for sure like you bought you lost at least like 20 LP

[05:36:50] No for the win at the end the win the win the win. All right, you shut up. Wait, let me see

[05:37:00] Because yeah, the one 23 nice, okay, you're good then

[05:37:05] All right, bro. All right, I'm gonna catch you. All right. I'll see you all have a good one

[05:37:09] I already called those.

[05:37:10] We're doing it tomorrow.

[05:37:11] He's busy today and I'm busy today.

[05:37:13] So we're doing it tomorrow.

[05:37:14] All right, boys.

[05:37:15] Love y'all boys, man.

[05:37:16] And I'll catch you tomorrow.

[05:37:18] That was probably the most angry I've ever been on League of Legends.

[05:37:22] My master,

[05:37:23] master,

[05:37:24] you got banned for consecutive games in a row and then instead of

[05:37:27] bot lane go one and 21.

[05:37:28] And the same bot lane didn't remake.

[05:37:30] bot lane go 1 and 21 and the same bot lane didn't remake.

[05:37:34] Going 1 and 21 and lighting the entire game on fire.

[05:37:50] They, what's it called, they voted to surrender and then we ended up winning the game five minutes later.

[05:37:55] I literally just...