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Tonight we're wagering Los Portals in 2k. I'm just assuming I'm gonna win
But most swears is gonna destroy me. He says 2k is like his game, bro. I grew up on 2k. I'm not fucking losing
Next thing chat tomorrow
This is gonna be peak chat tomorrow
We are gonna be doing game night with Joe Bart stable Ronaldo and
and don't as chat the two games we're gonna be playing tomorrow we're gonna start at five
the two games we plan tomorrow is gamble with your friends it's like a game we're like
it's on steam you basically run a casino we're gonna we're gonna play gamble with your friends
where you run a casino basically should be peak and then we're gonna play liars bar after
it's gonna be me joe barron and don't as game night tomorrow it's gonna be fucking cinema
Give me a bucket to the muck tonight. We got 2k wager with most portals.
Jows win
Lark
W. Don says
Lark, okay
You're getting fisted by my smelly feet. Hey Snorlax play overwatch. I want to see you suffer
See like this is what I'm talking about bro
Yo, bro, you're a six month. No my bad eight months of hey Snorlax play overwatch
I want to see you suffer like bro. What what oh also chat
RLCS
What days are main stage chat chat? I woke up late today chat. What days are main stage?
Because I'm not gonna be able to watch our LCS tomorrow. I'm doing something in the morning
But I should be able to watch the last two main stages
Chat what days are main stage y'all Friday and Saturday?
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, IDK, you tell me, yo, bro, no, no, no, no, shut up.
IDK, you tell me, there's thousands of you guys, someone's gonna know.
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, okay, okay.
Now chat, first things first.
What I wanted to at the start of all the streams chat is react to sports.
What we can't do is stream that on YouTube because we're gonna get a fucking copyright
strike like we got yesterday.
Before we go live on YouTube
We have a banger chat. I heard this game was cinema. I
Heard this game was fucking cinema. Let's go lock in
New York Knicks vs Cleveland Cavaliers
New York Knicks have Jalen Brunson and the og guy
og Anubis
Jeff, what is his name?
Wait, let me drive chat on the right model. It's like every chat chat. It's gonna be a good day for the day, bro
Jeff, what's his name?
They have Jeremy Lin still? Yo! Yo bro, honestly, Mobs banned him for lack of intelligence.
They have Jeremy Lin still? Question mark. When was the last time you watched basketball bro?
Legitimately, when was the last time you watched basketball?
Welcome to a hot steamy night in New York City. Today temperature is reaching 9...
Wait, is that...wait, is that AI or real?
Whoa. Is that real?
Oh my god.
New York City today temperatures reaching 95 degrees AI. Okay. That's what I thought
Okay, now I will say this bro, New York Knicks they have the funniest fans in sport history
Bro, they have the funniest fucking fans in sport history, bro. Have y'all ever seen the street interviews with the mix fans?
What's Boggles typing?
It thinks they're chanting his name.
Yo Boggles, like, I don't think they're chanting my name.
Their name is the New York Knicks.
Boggles, short fuse today?
I'm just gonna come clean with you Boggles.
I'm not fucking around tonight.
I'm not fucking around.
I don't think they're chanting my name.
Also Boggles, I don't go by it.
I don't go by it.
to play in the NBA Finals.
Two centercourt seats were-
Carl Anthony Towns at the center after all that.
Went for $53,000 today.
What did he say?
Quartzite seats are what?
Feats went for $50,000.
Rewind that, rewind that.
Finals.
Two centercourt seats went for $53,000.
We chat most was courtside of this game. Let's see if we can find most.
I also think most was like three seats away from Timothy Chalamet.
Chalamet see if we can find those today.
The average price is over a thousand.
The lowest is around, you know, a point guard is comp when they do this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, you know a point guard is comp when they do this.
Chat, look at what Jaylen Brunson does. Watch this.
Price is over. You know, when they slow it down,
you know a point guard is comp. They're there. Where's Los?
Where? You see Los? I don't see Los. What the fuck do you mean there? What the fuck does that mean?
Say like lower- I see him. That's Los. He's bottom left. Los is bottom left.
Chara gets here. Chara- la la la la! No that's Los. That's Los and that's Wad.
That's Los. You can tell by the um- you know that's Los because of the bill.
That's bad. That's bad. And then I think this is Timothy shadow me like right here. I think Timothy shadow me was right here
thousand
bro
You're just shut up. All right. Lock it lock it
The lowest is around 500 with both of these teams. They're nice things James. Oh, okay
James Harden is a Cleveland Cavalier. What are the odds of this chat? I'm not gonna lie
Could this be James Harden's first reign?
Put up tremendous operative numbers as Jared Allen gets inside.
Wave the rebound.
I'll tear down this open layup.
Harden! Harden!
I love when he does that.
When James Harden does that little floater,
it physically arouses me.
I'm not kidding.
It physically fucking arouses me.
Yo, if you count pauses, listen, bro,
I'm allowed to pause.
I'm allowed to pause.
I'm allowed to react to shit.
to take my time to process a video. If you count pauses, you're gonna get banned. Get
asked! You're gonna get banned! Moz! Clean this shit up today!
Why are the Moz counting pauses?
Brunson, cat!
Towns and bridges bridges the floaters up and kill it now bridges who started if you surprised himself
Pardon only coming out of the garden. That's a lot of length to try to get to your mid-race with that
Good pass away. Wait up time spider-man. Oh
They need a little bit more freedom of movement after all that
Yeah, caught up with you, Tau!
Miho. Miho. Cat, what the fuck was that?
Spider Mitchell!
Cat, after all of that?
I'm sorry, now I'm done.
Brunson!
Yeah, I heard this game was fucking nuts!
Spider!
Layup lines!
already three for three from the field. Pay attention to every detail.
Looks to some of this rush with the shooting. A lot of people say this guy's
the best guard in the league right now. What do we think?
A lot of people say he's top two.
Taylor Brunson. Taylor Brunson.
It's dodged one there. They did not match up the transition.
See bro, here's the thing. No no no. James Harden, bro.
Yo, James Harden, I've been watching you my whole life, dude.
When are you gonna try on defense?
James Harden, I love you, bro. You're one of my favorite players.
When are you gonna try on defense, bro?
This is the Eastern Conference Finals!
Hey, look, Prancing.
Look at James Harden on defense. Look!
Six dodged one there, they did not-
What the fuck is that?
Bro, James Harden!
You're one of the purest scores of all time.
You're not going to win a ring like this, bro.
What the fuck was that?
Have a matchup, it's transitioning fast, all right.
Goes the other way.
Gavs are their first real breakdown off the table.
The beard does what it wants.
Yeah, but the beard doesn't have a ring.
So the beard needs to start playing defense, bro.
Get ass!
Even team shooting the ball well early on.
Wee-ho, wee-ho, James!
And Bride to Bridges. Bridges inside, layup. That's good!
I'm gonna be completely unbiased.
If James Harden won a ring, that would bring a tear down my leg, bro.
But I just don't see it happening, bro.
See that the Nick pressure.
John Pork called it to you?
They mean John Pork has called it.
John Pork called it?
What?
What the hell?
Alright Lock in.
Bronson!
Bronson!
Bronson!
Stop counting the bosses!
Bronson!
Bronson!
Bronson!
Bronson!
Bronson!
Bronson!
Bronson!
millions of lives. Bridges on the steel. Bridges on the flush.
Brunson. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my God.
He's got 10 points.
We got him in a cycle.
Off it's out at half court. That's how much.
Dogeman milk with the 10 gifts in W. Dogeman of the chat.
The Nick defense is pressuring and pushing him out.
Bridges Robinson.
And a Mitchell Robinson's come off the bench and made a huge impact already.
Hudson came down awkwardly on his foot.
SIRENITO!
In the poblin initially, Sam Merrill gets inside, laced it up an in and a foul.
I didn't see the foul there. Am I crazy? How's this a foul?
Sam Merrill gets inside.
He just dove into the floor.
Laced it up an in and a foul.
How do I fast forward to the stream?
Yo, Zeclips, let me give you a favor, bro.
Let's just fast-forward you out of the street.
Mott's, terminate Zeclips.
How do you fast-forward the street?
It just started.
What are you saying?
It's Drew Smallbleed, Mitchell Wade, and shooter
for the Cavs.
Mitchell gets in the paint, goes around.
Alvarado backs it off.
He's so tough, bro.
Quick spin move.
Drew's trying to pressure some contact.
Park, races up the floor, kicks it out.
Alvarado off the bounce.
Floor is good.
Jose Alvarado, New York City native, required mid-season.
Get his shooter.
Somebody's going to blow the lid off the basket from the three-
Fighter Mitchell!
The catch better.
Hope it's them first.
Shoot it!
What the fuck?
Shot quality's been pretty good.
Trouble.
Trouble.
That's a nice move from Mowgli.
Did not settle for the-
Ah!
Is that not him?
Yo, is that not the three steps?
Hope it's them first, because I actually think
shot quality's been pretty good.
Oh, that's a nice move from Mowgli.
Cat knows it.
Cat knows it.
Cat's saying trouble.
Did not settle for the three and thanks at home.
Beautiful.
The first field goal for Emma Mobile.
Towns, cuts, inside.
I just wanted to come in here and say,
Spider Mitchell is better than you.
Yeah, no shit, bro.
He's a NBA point guard.
What the fuck are you typing?
Y-M-D-A-X-D.
Just wanted to say, James,
he's Spider Mitchell is better than you, LOL.
Yeah, no shit.
He's a NBA guard.
What the fuck are you typing?
That's good.
She was going to try it three.
That's not an insult.
Get it to fall.
This awful three point shooting from low teams.
A spin move from Hart on the back.
Mowgli drives on Clarkson.
Look at Clarkson trying now.
Tal helps a Mowgli to spin move, place it up and in.
Well, that's what he should have done on the first try.
He goes in there, goes physical, meets contact,
and almost gets a turnover throwing it out.
And hard having his way down low.
He said, look at my head fan.
Here in the first half, and then sort of play it by ear,
depending on who has a rhythm.
He's a shooting guard, stop marping.
Yeah, bro, he's a shooting guard.
Sure, he plays shooting guard.
Who takes the ball up 70% of the time on the catch?
I don't give a fuck what it says on the sheet, bro.
This guy has the ball 70% of the time.
And then the second half.
He's played nine games, but he's only
averaging about seven minutes a game.
Wade wide open three.
Got it and boy calves need of that one if either team gets it going for three first that could be the difference
Yeah, that was by the way. He can defend his other photo
Goes right out of him and another floater. I'll rattle off the bench for the couple of buckets
Only a combined five. Oh my god
Arden floater dude every time he does that floater I get aroused
Oh, it looks so smooth.
My soft punch from James Butter now.
His second field goal.
Breeze the backside defense.
Ruts it, pokes it away.
Armors double team with bridges and an easy bucket.
Bro is the king of LARP.
All right.
I'm going to punch somebody in the face.
Let me make myself clear, bro.
I don't watch NBA.
I haven't watched NBA in years.
I'm watching this Eastern and Western Conference
finals because I'm genuinely interested.
I'm not LARPing. SHUT UP!
I'm not fucking... You know who's a LARPer bro? Skip Bayless. That's a LARPer.
That's the guy, right? O.G. Aninobi.
Chat, that's the guy that's dating Sunilie.
O.G. Aninobi, he's dating Sunilie.
It knocks down the three.
Yeah, they didn't feel it at all.
After they made the conference title,
a lot of that was because of his reverence
for Donovan Mitchell as hard.
James Harden, oh my God, James Harden.
Just have your way with me, James.
Have your way with me, James.
Look at how much rhythm this guy has on the perimeter.
A lot of that was because of his.
Just have your way with me, James.
Reverence for Donovan Mitchell as hard.
Answers back, back to back.
Bro, if he could just bust his ass on defense, bro.
This guy might have some range.
Three for the Cavaliers, and it's a three point...
God, look at how muscular he is, Chad.
One game, they've scored eight in a row,
12 north of 60% from the field,
and showed a little bit of variety to his offense.
Heart drives, left-handed.
Lark Vader.
Mods.
Is there any Mods today?
Yo, Mods, how's it going?
Mods.
Hey, hey!
Mods!
Is there any Mods in here?
Lark Vader, get this guy out!
I said, oh, I'm Josh Hart once again.
What's good?
It's to the rim
Towns on the drive lost it he got it back double team looking bridges find some room jumpers carry
Where the basketball landed provided an outlet there?
Oh, Mitchell and they counted chance for a four-point play. He's such a
Mitchell goes into towns
Mowgli swings it screws off the bounce back up top the mold
Brunson's 20 seconds, what do you got?
Bro Jaylen Brunson's weird because like he's not that tall, he doesn't look like he's like
extremely athletic, he just looks like he's really smooth.
He just looks like he's smooth, bro. He gets those floaters every time he's wet. He doesn't really look like an athletic freak
Neither are you. What is that? Yo, Nick, what does that have to do with anything that I just said?
What does that have to do with anything that I just said, bro? I'm complimenting Jaylen Brunson
I'm complimenting him and then you say neither are you as if I did I say I was athletic no
So it's talking to itself, hi guys, you're a mod.
Let's have an example, dude.
On the bounce, whips in the corner, mobility mistake.
Back out Mitchell, three-pointer left side.
That's good.
Not even Mitchell.
That was a three.
Yo, I actually watched out of the Mitchell play last year.
It was Magic Cavs.
I went to that game.
He's disgusting.
You know what, Carly?
There's a playoff here.
There's a playoff game.
City Towns has four assists, only two points as Anno-Obi gets it back out.
Who asked? No you didn't?
What? So I made that up!
I lied about going to the Magic Game.
What the fuck are you saying?
No, I did go!
No you didn't!
Towns wide open and cannot hit the three.
Tries another one.
That one goes down.
Finally, the Decks hit a three-pointer, they were two for 21.
Drought wanted a call no violation there five of the 24 four seconds for spider Mitchell goes right into heart kicks it out
Mowgli wide open corner three
Donovan Mitchell so oh my god. He's so fucking clean
Jack look at how much attention he draws to get up and Moby to line that up
Downs guard by Donovan Mitchell puts it on a four-person side
Bro and Carl Anthony towns he's so
Bro, he's so he's such a he's such a character, bro. Look at this animation
Look at how animated he is wave with his second three pointer are really chat chat look at how zesty got it
So look at how zesty is for 21
4 assists, only 2 points as Anonobie hits it back out, sounds wide open and cannot hit the 3, tries another one, that one!
Jack, did I skip ahead of it?
It goes down, finally but it hit a 3 pointer, there were 2 for 21!
crowd wanted a call, no violation there, 5 out of the 24, Mithril goes right into heart, kicks it out, Mowgli made it open, corner's ready, it's good!
Zesty carl empty town says
Downs go by that right there
Downs don't not take any damage you pushing it up Mowgli throws it now wait flies and knocks it down
Yo, I understand it's cool the count pauses and harass me yo guys
I have not paused 64 times
So that's not possible. I have like it's one thing to count pause is sure but at least be correct if you're gonna do it
I have not paused 60 more times guys wave with his second three pointer are really good at protecting lane
They've got two big for the floor. You have space of time
Thanks shots. I don't know the myth. Oh, fuck off me. I'm telling hard to go through
What are you guys are down to me look at Brunson? What do you got?
Grimes on Harden gets inside, kicks it out in the corner, Hart wide open, 3-pointer, that one goes down.
Allen to Wade. Wade back to Allen. Mitchell off the bounce, goes inside. Oh, Euro staff!
What a beauty from Donovan Mitchell. Mobley meanwhile with the block. Harden takes the 3.
Inside the Mobley and an easy bucket for Mobley. Nix need a timeout. The Cavs now with a 9-point.
Holy shit, he's bald
Right through the board, Jared Allen!
Corner!
3 on 3!
James Hardin! Jared Allen!
We've got a pretty good game.
Trying to get it into Towns, and Towns into the back at home.
Harden trying to get three using the screen.
Harden whips it across, Dennis Shruder just in the lead.
Fakes drives past Alan, Alan's layup is good.
Your chat is Jared Allen good? He looks good, bro.
7.3 assists, four turnovers.
Shruder! Shruder!
Why does Dennis Shruder not shoot when he's wide open?
That's the second time in a row.
Open shooter goes inside finds Alan layup is good
Shooters Merrill again wide open. Can't get it before Alan another offensive rebound
Harden gets him a card. It's so clean. Oh my god
But I'm not gonna lie James Harden actually like arouses me though. Like he's so smooth with the ball. It's good
My missiles Mitchell the spin move Mitchell nice feet inside the monthly monthly left-handed laser up and in
Nick's are down 11.
Big pride might be one of those X-Facts that's for the Nick.
You know he's came from off stringing together some shots.
He's got to be narrow.
You can just tell by the release.
This guy's never missing.
Meryl, look at his release, bro.
This is in 2K, the fucking quick release.
Off stringing together.
All right.
If somebody looked good.
Okay.
Jack, look at the, this band right here on the left arm, nothing on the right arm, look
at the release.
Like this guy's just a shooter.
Brunson!
Dude, David Brunson is actually nasty.
The Towns are at 14, don't you fuck!
Spider missile.
Sure!
Not a mental health!
Meal!
Got any Towns? After all that?
Bridges for her sidestep layoff. All right. That's a travel dude. I'm sorry
Why does the NBA are it's like the only sport that doesn't follow their own rules? That is a travel
There is no limit to the mark. Yo, bro. I'll punch you square in the mouth, bro
Nobody's an arping
Perfect offensive play from Evan Mowgli a second rejection
Mitchell doubled
Get to the shooter. Yo Dennis shooter. Why do you not shoot? Oh my god?
This is the third time this game where this guy's been wide open on an island. He doesn't shoot
Bro Mitchell doubled you're a guard shoot the bomb
He doesn't shoot
It's a shooter shooter kicks out the corner Dean Wade gets it I go Dean Wade a three-pointer his third and the fat
Wow! Those tumbling once again as Mitchell comes the other way.
Like you would make it. Yo bro, I'm not in the NBA!
No shit! Dennis Shroeder's the NBA guard who's passed up on three open three-pointers.
Yeah, no shit, I wouldn't make it! I'm not a NBA guard!
Cads have numbers for all five.
Shroeder to Mitchell, Mitchell catches, fires, hits a-
Now that's a guard, bro. That's a fucking guard.
If Donovan Mitchell's open, he's popping it every time.
Three, Donovan Mitchell now at 29.
And now Lisa, he was very close to being acquired
by the Knicks in the summer of 20.
Brother, the Cavs are winning by 22
with seven minutes on the clock.
22, everything was 22.
The Knicks were gonna get him from Utah
and then the Cavs flipped in
and made the deal as Brunson the floater gets it a go.
This crowd has not gotten into it.
They've been waiting on it,
but the mix have just not been able
to string together baskets.
Stomach knocks down the tree.
Okay.
It's been a while trying to put together
what would be a thrilling comeback.
This game comes out of reach for the mix though.
Brunson?
Brunson drives on Harden, gets inside,
finds Towns, Towns reverses.
Harden, they count!
The mix there within range.
It only takes a couple of shots
to put that pressure back on the Cavaliers.
Brunson drives on Wage,
scoop layup is good.
Beautiful shot from Brimson. Yeah. Hey, this dude is nasty, bro
This is the best yo yo yo this dude is nasty
Since my time in the league well balanced well coached
But still trailing brux and thanks at home
What the fuck again three times in a row
Brunstein's right by a hard and wants to clear out
Fakes. Drag gets inside. Pull-up jumper. Got it!
Dalen Brunson. He's unguardable. What the fuck?
He's come alive and the vits are back.
Four buckets in a row. Four buckets in a row. Why not?
Four buckets in a row. Four buckets. Four buckets.
Oh my God! Four buckets in a row.
Five. Five buckets. Why not?
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
There'd be a very costly turnover. Mitchell won't go.
Allen's tip is good.
First Mowgli, then Allen. Two big buckets.
It detains from Meryl.
Brunson. Brunson. Brunson.
Brunson. Quarter!
Bam!
Alright. They just literally blew a 20-point lead.
Jayden Brunson got five consecutive buckets.
Mitchell gets inside the floaters up, shot no good, knocked out a bounce, Nick Paul with a minute remaining.
Ananobe floats it over to Shaman, Shaman a free pointer.
It's God game! God game! They were down 26!
Martin, what do you got James? First ever rave!
Got it! James Harden with a huge bucket.
30 seconds in the clock.
Back to a 2-2-3-2-1.
Yo, 26 seconds.
Jaylen Brunson needs to tie it again.
He brought him close.
Now he needs to tie it up.
36 seconds remaining.
Don't want to give up a 3.
Brunson with Harden on him.
Brunson on the drive.
The floater bank shot.
He's not denied a ball!
James Harden to rim the game.
Kicks it.
3-pointer.
That one half way down bridges fires away long go when we go to overtime
In and out three pointer, I would kill myself a
In and out three pointer. I would actually kill myself. Oh my god
No
In the middle!
In GTA, in GTA.
On the halfway down, Bridges fires away!
Not in public service, in GTA.
We're going, we go to overtime!
Yo, uh, uh, hi guys.
Why is the chat saying to hold Q on an NBA reaction?
Guys, I'm not even on League yet.
Shut the fuck up!
Brunson had 15 points in that fourth quarter.
Why is Brunson all of a sudden picked up Brunson?
Brunson probably in that fourth hit.
Brunson hot hand right now. Brunson hot hand.
Brunson is going to pass hard and gets inside the flotters.
Oh my god!
Taylor and Brunson once.
Yo, bro, let me actually make myself clear.
All you have to do to stop Jalen Brunson,
I'm not even kidding, is deny this entire midrange area.
He doesn't like shooting and he only drives when he has to.
The only thing you have to stop with Brunson is right here.
This is his area.
This is his area.
The Lark Mall.
Bro, this is Brunson's sweet spot.
He loves this spot right here.
Make him shoot and make him drive.
You have to deny this.
What did I say?
What did I just say?
He shoots 40% from three.
Alright, never mind.
You can't guard this guy.
Flotters up and good!
He shoots 40% from three.
Alright, never mind. You can't guard this guy.
Kaelin Brunson once again and it's a four-point nifle!
Yo, I have not paused 96 times. Shut the fuck up!
Brunson drives on hard. He kicks it out. Ananobe fakes.
Ananobe drives, goes inside, stops banks at home.
Out of the Mitchell to Mowgli. Mowgli's gonna try another three.
This game's over. He just opened three.
Brunson!
Brunson cross-quarter!
Puts it up! Puts it in! A 9-point lead timeout calves!
Wait, hold up. Was that Lose?
Did they just show Lose shot?
Puts it in! A 9-point lead timeout calves!
No, that's not us.
Still 149 remaining, Meryl throws it to corner, Struz fires away, gets it to go!
Struz, big-time corner!
Right, so both of the NBA finals games right now on East and West have went to OT in game one.
Back to six. Stilis, this has to be a Mitchell possession. He hasn't been touching the ball.
Bridges with the steal comes from behind!
I did not look at the chat bro yo guys is anyone watching the reaction I did not pause
100 times no the fuck I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know the turnover
Brunson got a piece of it. I don't know be trying to get away and a foul call with 39.7 seconds remaining
At the end of regulation and here and overtime it feels worse than that
Mitchell launches up to three pointer
Me help what the fuck was this shot? I mean he had to shoot
He had to shoot down 22 with seven and a half to go
Well, okay. NBA Finals. Nick Spurs. It's gonna be Nick Spurs. Spurs and five. Spurs and
five. Spurs and fucking five.
Nick's take game one behind the brilliance of Jalen Brunson.
Spurs and five.
Let's get it with Lisa.
Jalen.
How do I skip this? It's a stream. You can't skip it. Do you want to be punched?
You guys were down 22 points with 740 to go just how did you guys get this one back on the way?
40 you guys outscored them since that point 44 to 11 that's the last seven seven and a half in the fourth quarter and
Over time just what was different. What started working?
I mean we got some stops the cafe you can't believe it
So good.
And they're playing great basketball and just on the way, I really don't have an answer.
I mean, once again you put the team on your back in that fourth quarter to get the game
to overtime.
You went on your own personal run.
Just what was that feeling like for you when you were in that zone?
I'll realize after the fact.
I mean, but I'm happy we found a way to win.
We can't believe in each other, taking the stock, kept running, my team has got to believe in me, my coaches, um, it's all...
Bro, but this is all cute and fun, but who the fuck is guarding Wenbayama?
Who on the next can guard Wenbayama?
It's not going to be Carl Anthony Towns.
This is a pointless-ass finals.
Chad, nobody's guarding him, bro! Get out!
I'm glad to them.
I know, it's the first one to four, and this is one game, and you like to keep it right here.
But it's just a comeback win like this, what can you do for a team?
I mean we can still learn from a win. We didn't play our best, obviously until the end, but now we can still learn from a win. We got a lot of work to do.
We'll see you again soon. Thank you.
Yo chat! Spursnicks is gonna be the NBA Finals. Spursnicks.
There's not a single player on the New York Knicks that can guard Victor Wembaeyama.
Not one fucking player get an axe bro. Not one player now chat as y'all boys know arsenal did win the prem
Chat what do we think deserved?
Arsenal did win the prem bro get ass. What do we think chat? I?
Want to see people's reactions like arsenal fans reactions. What did what did ks? I say?
Jack arsenal did win the prem y'all
Yeah, look at this look at this look at this
Wait, wait, wait, I want you to know
You got to be happy for arsenal fans bro because
Would you rather have arsenal win the prem or man city win the prem? Yeah, that's
I know what I would say. I know what I would say. I'd rather have Arsenal win the press.
City? What? No, you wouldn't, bro. Why would you rather have City win than Arsenal?
I'm 42 years old. My children are 7 years old. My best friend's 42. He's never seen Tottenham win the league.
My 7-year-old son has seen Arsenal win the league again.
Come on!
No you don't!
No, no, no!
I tell you, we've been searching you for so long, and this is why you pay for it!
Bro, we've done it!
I've been waiting for 32 years.
I've been waiting this my whole life.
I can't believe it's true.
I can't believe it.
We won the league!
Right now, this is the best feeling you could ever have.
Tell them to run down as well!
Run the arse now!
It's changed our club from when we first started we was in our complete mess.
He's completely fixed the whole club.
He says difficulty sort of things.
When we're there raise my chat.
Uh, I'm going to be honest, bro.
I'm going to keep it an absolute buck with you.
Arsenal fans are not really unbearable and annoying, bro.
Get ass.
I'd rather have Arsenal win the Prem than half the fucking teams in the Prem.
Get ass.
Like, I'm not even kidding.
Your dad is calling chat.
I can't use my phone because some kid has my phone number that's spam
face out of me so I had to shut off my phone. I can't use my phone. I literally can't use my phone.
There's a kid who has my number who's face out of me 200 times in 10 minutes. I can't use my phone.
At next level and if I have a struggle... I have to literally change my number tomorrow probably.
Season, he's got us there now. Block him. Jack, you don't think I drive that? He just has a new
number. It's the same kid who just called me every day for a week. I cannot turn on my phone.
You finally go over the line, so it's brilliant, man.
You're not the one that leads this house, boy.
I am ecstatic.
I'm ecstatic.
I can't block him.
The kid has 25 numbers.
I can't believe this.
This ain't real.
This ain't real to me.
This ain't real.
I'm 42 years old.
I mean, bro, let's keep it in the butt, bro.
Hey, shout out Arsenal, bro.
You know, they're actually, they're, you know, it doesn't annoy me to see them
win the Premier League chat.
You know, I thought they were going to bottle it again.
I'm not going to lie.
It doesn't annoy me, bro.
It doesn't annoy me.
Answer him.
chat, you want me to answer a random kid who has my number
who's FaceTiming me a thousand times in five days.
I'm going to answer the phone, and it's
going to be like his penis.
And I guarantee you, the kid already leaked my number
to like all of his friends.
So literally, tomorrow I have to change my number.
So I can't use my phone right now.
It's shut off.
Like, completely shut off.
Turn on DMD.
It doesn't work.
None of it works, guys.
Leak his number.
I'm not going to do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
I'm not gonna do that.
Report him to the FBI.
Here, I'll try to use my phone.
Look, I'll power my phone off.
I literally powered my phone off
because some psychotic fucking kid has my number.
Block unknown callers.
I have that setting on,
but when somebody facetimes me,
it just forces itself onto my phone.
Jack, is there a way to get it to work?
It automatically shuts off facetime?
Make his number chat.
The kid that's calling me, he's not using his number to call me, bro.
He's using some light.
He's just using a spoofer.
Like he has a new number every phone call.
It's like, here, look, let me, I have gotten, it's a 209 area code and he's called me
on four different numbers in the last day.
Disable FaceTime.
How do I do that?
look he just texted me bro but I'm not making this up look yo man hello
Jinxie how you doing it really is you oh my god yo bro listen I have no ill
intent how the fuck are you dude yo bro uh if you have no intent can you stop
FaceTiming me Jesus Christ stop stop FaceTiming me stop stop fucking stop yo
Yo, hi Vines, what's up dude?
Yo, it's me!
Nostal!
The number's great, bro!
Bro, I found this on Twitter!
Yo, hi Vines.
What?
What, bro?
What, like?
Uh-oh!
Bro, you're- Bro!
I love the streams, bro.
I have no ill intent, bro.
I promise.
Hi Vines!
I know it's you, dumbass!
Okay, basically.
All right, so do you want to play-
Do you want to play boy Cardi settings or not?
Playboy Cardi settings? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, give me your shit because you're uncollable. High-fives. Give me your shit. Give me your shit.
General? General, yeah. In settings?
What? Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah.
And then fold the front focus, the focus mode.
OK.
OK.
And then we're going to create a new one, new focus.
I'm in D&D, dude.
I'm in D&D, bro.
What do you mean, new focus?
Now, D&D has settings where just the new focus is.
Click new focus mode.
Bro, wave, squishy with the rain.
Squishy, love you, baby.
Squishy, love you.
Yo, Squishy, I'm going to wake up early for the main stage
days.
I got you, Papa.
Yo, high-bives.
I don't see new focus.
I just see this.
DND personal work sleep.
Squishy, I'm sorry.
There's a psychotic kid who's spam-based enemy.
That's all I got, bro.
That's all I got.
Squishy, I've been gawked.
Love you, Squishy.
Love you, bro.
Okay, I'm in settings.
Okay, I typed it.
The plus sign?
Custom?
my focus. What should I name it? Playboy Cardi? Yeah. Okay. Next. Now what?
So, now you're going to customize, customize focus. You're going to turn off intelligent
Breakthrough and silencing, turn that off.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Intelligent breakthrough and silencing?
Where do I go to turn that off?
Hi, guys.
Where do I go?
Right now, so show me, show me, you should be, you should be under Playboy Cardi.
Yes.
Yes.
Playboy Cardi focus.
Yes.
Perfect, perfect.
All right.
No, you're good.
Okay, so basically, we need to...
Okay.
What now?
Leak check grinder. Wait, what did I leak bro? What is leak now?
Leak check grinder
Okay, okay
Choose people allow from nobody
I removed everyone allowed people only
Right so with a random kid to call
I don't think you get to move the change there.
Okay, maybe I test it.
Okay, call me, call me.
I'm gonna see.
I got it, but I don't think I turned it on.
All right, how do I turn it on now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just turn that on, turn it on.
How?
So, swipe down, that's right.
Hold, and then you can see playboy carding.
Yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, okay, now, now, now try.
Please try now.
All right, this should work now.
Why did you give the kid your number, bro?
Do you think I gave a random kid my number?
No, bro, he just found my number somehow.
Oh my god, it worked. I didn't get anything.
Yo!
Yeah, it didn't work. I called you for a minute.
Bro, thank you, bro. You're actually the go-to.
Hey, no worries. Watch it.
Hey, bro, have a great, fantastic stream.
Yeah, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you both. Thank you.
All right.
I'm going to call my pops.
Yeah, I'm just getting spammed by some freak.
Yo, dad, what's up, dude?
Hold on, hold on.
Let me turn off the speaker real quick.
Yeah.
Please turn that off.
I got it off.
I got it off.
Okay.
Yo, what's up, dad?
What's up, man?
Hey, man, bro, I really want to get a dog.
Dad, I don't, bro.
I would love to get a dog.
Dad, here's the thing.
I would love to get a dog too, but bro, they shit everywhere
Those are my favorite dogs that those are my favorite dogs. I'm not kidding with the mustache
Wait, are those your dog do that
I think we're gonna get a female one, right?
Mijo, I kind of want to get one.
Can we get a boy and name him Mijo?
Well, I was thinking, get a girl dog and name it Ying.
No, no, no, no.
Dad, we should get a boy dog and name him Mijo.
This would be the cutest.
I mean, we have to get him castrated.
That'd be amazing.
I mean, we have to get him castrated.
a boy dog and name him Miho. This would be the cutest.
I mean we have to get him castrated. Maybe he's kind of like, he'll be like jumping over
the fence trying to mate and shit. We don't need that.
Yes. Chad, can we run a poll in this?
Chad, run a poll. Do we get a steamer?
Chad, I'm going to get one. I want to get one.
Okay. So, dad.
I'm going to run my stream.
It'll be your stream.
It'll be your puppy, right? But I'll be able to like pat it in my chest.
Yeah, y'all. I'm a force, of course. Of course.
Okay, chat, run a poll. Should we get a female duck, female mini schnauzer named
Bing, or a male mini schnauzer named Miho? What did y'all want?
A female named Ying, or a male named Miho. Miho. Miho. Yes. But dude, don't cut his balls though,
but don't you have to? Or no? Yes, you do. Oh, God. Oh my God. Bro, how did dogs survive
with no balls dad okay I don't know dad they're saying yes well okay the thing is
I wasn't old enough to remember Zina all I remember was when she was in the
garage and she couldn't walk anymore because her hind legs didn't work Zina
was like the best dog ever absolutely the best dog ever and when she was like
She actually like broke out of her cage, like flipping the lock open and getting out and
running around in the, uh, better years.
I mean, she was so smart.
Dad, 75 dogs.
We don't visit our dogs.
We don't visit our dogs.
I know.
I know.
Dad, 75% of my chat said get a male.
Many schnauzer named Mia.
I guess that's what we're going to do.
Bro, dad, this would be, I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even kidding.
No, he is sleeping.
He was sleeping in my room.
Oh my God.
Dad, he's so cute.
We have to get him, bro.
Okay.
We're gonna get one.
We're gonna get one.
We're calling me home.
Okay, all right, Dad.
All right, all right, all right.
This is a great idea.
I guess it was done deal.
All right, love you, Dad.
All right, love you.
Bye.
Chat, we're gonna get a mini shh.
Hi, guys, what is this?
I'm not...
Belgian Malnoy?
I've heard these are good dolls.
But hide mine.
We want a little guy, bro.
We want a little guy, chat.
Bro, we want a little guy, chat.
Bro, oh my god, mini schnauzers are my favorite dogs ever
because of a little mustache.
Does anybody in the chat have a mini schnauzer?
Bro, does anybody in the chat have a mini schnauzer?
Bro, and my dad said it'll take care of it, but chat.
I'll bring him in stream sometimes.
I'll bring him in stream.
Bro, oh my God, I've wanted a mini schnauzer my whole life.
I've wanted a mini schnauzer my whole life.
Okay, chat.
We have a banger video to react to chat.
We have a banger video to react to.
160 pounds versus 660 pounds diet swap.
Chat, but first I'm gonna go pee really quick.
Bro, I need to get a mini schnauzer chat, dead ass.
Dead ass.
you
All right, chat.
Now listen.
Chat.
Listen to fuck up.
I forgot water.
Fuck!
I'm going to get a miniature schnauzer named Miho.
All right, now chat, lock in.
This video looks peak, 160 pounds versus 660 pounds diet swap lock in.
Now, chat, for me, my diet, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
It's not good, bro.
I don't have a good diet, but I have a fast metabolism, I think.
What happens when a 160-pound bodybuilder swaps diet
through the former 660-pound streamer?
I'll be eating the diet that made him his heaviest in-
Yo, wait, brother.
You legitimately?
Okay, okay, this is like an effort.
He'll be eating the diet that got me my chattis typing malt to my most dreaded
Can we what if I've each other's biggest struggles? I don't think this is gonna do it for me and who will break first
I don't know if I can eat more but first we need to take our weights this
I'm not even kidding on ironically might be the greatest YouTube video idea ever
Bro, this is such a good concept to see how much we lose and gain my starting weight
171.6. Ethan starting weight 442.2. Okay, so the title was click they just added two
or they added a hundred and seventy-eight pounds to this guy's weight. They added a
hundred and seventy-eight pounds to this guy's weight. I actually feel bad.
Ready? Absolutely. Starting with the most important meal of the day,
breakfast, Ethan. Are you excited? I don't know what I'm looking at here, man.
Well, I'll tell you what you're looking at.
You got a nice, body-building-friendly scramble.
250 grams of egg whites, two whole eggs,
some tomatoes, some green onions.
Scramble eggs, or just eggs in general,
are the greatest thing of all time.
They're easy to cook, they're healthy, and they taste good.
I love eggs.
And on top, feel a little bit fancy.
You got some black sesame seeds, my friend.
It's only 299 calories and 40 grams of protein.
What? That actually looks so good, dude. What?
I need to know what is in this bowl. What is this amalgamation?
Oh, this is the breakfast of champions. That's what we're calling this?
Yeah. Okay. So it's two black bean burgers.
Wait, let me pause you there.
Oh my god.
They're black bean burger in a breakfast crumble?
Yeah, dude.
It's like a hash brown with a little more taste.
All right. Sorry to interrupt.
Three apple-dewed-a-brotts, five scrambled eggs, and a mound of cheese.
And this is 1,800 calories.
142 grams of protein.
Bro, that doesn't even look good.
Chef, it doesn't even look good.
Bro, if I'm going to put on 1,800 calories to start
by morning off, let it at least be good.
14.
You're getting your protein in with 199 grams of fat.
190.
119.
My, my.
119 grams of fat.
The crazy part about this is literally
They're the same amount of volume, and it's six times the amount of calories.
It's so weird like seeing this meal put together for the first time in so long.
That just goes to show you how far you've come.
I should mention, this is Ethan Benard.
He used to weigh a staggering 660 pounds.
Oh, it wasn't clickbait. I thought it was.
But in just 15 months, he's turned his life around and is now down over 200 pounds.
Wait, W's. What?
Wait, W's, bro.
He's down 200 pounds.
But to get up to 660,
he had to eat a ridiculous amount of calories every day.
Something I'm not sure I can do.
I'm starting to feel this sit heavy
in the stomach right now.
You know when you feel it just kind of slides slowly
down your stomach?
Ehh.
Don't worry.
This has enough fat to lubricate it up.
Yeah.
But I knew I had way bigger meals ahead of me.
Bro, I think the one thing about eating healthy
or not even, it's not even eating healthy.
it's just not being like gluttonous when you're eating.
I didn't realize it until I got older.
Cause when I was 16, I could eat a pizza, eat a milkshake,
drink a Red Bull, stay up till five in the morning
and then wake up like nothing happened.
I think like you reach a point where you just randomly
one day, whether you're 18, 19 or 20,
you start eating bad and then you actually feel it.
Like you wake up the next day and you're just tired.
So I continued to push through.
David Goggi.
Like, I swear to God, bro,
what you eat is exactly gonna reflect
what your day-to-day life is like.
If you eat horribly,
because when you're a kid, you could eat whatever you want.
But once you become like an early adult,
you could eat like an excess of calories
and you will instantly feel it.
You'll turn into a zombie, bro.
1,800 pounds.
You have no energy to do anything.
Your acne gets bad.
It's harder to sleep.
Like, it just affects everything.
I'm gonna regret this.
18!
Oh, big son!
Yeah!
19!
Big son!
Who's your cancer family?
So what's your current breakfast right now?
What would be a typical morning?
Lately I've been trying to drink a protein shake when I get up.
30 grams of protein without having to think about it.
I utilize fasting a lot to lose weight.
For the first year of losing weight I ate in a four hour eating period.
And why were you doing that?
I was told that with the fat burning go that long without eating, you burn more
calories or whatever.
That's what I was buying. I don't know if that's true or not
Hey, that's the whole thing with misinformation what it comes down to mean in a gallery deficit
I'm glad to hear Ethan already asking questions because I don't only want to tackle his old bro. It's not even like
I'm not like a health freak. I don't care and here comes the chat saying we know
It's like you have to reach a point where it's like alright. I'm not gonna be a pig
You know I'm saying buy it
I want to leave him with some tips that can make this easier for him in the long run
But as we started seeing the bottom of our polls...
I don't know how much you usually clean your plate, but I'm getting pretty dang close here.
I said something I might regret later.
Last bite.
I got the rest of this day.
No problem.
I'm highly debated.
I don't know if I can eat more.
And now it is on to the pre-workout meal, or for Ethan, it was just lunch, right?
Yeah, there wasn't any working out going on.
So what are we making here?
We're making the ultimate nachos.
Oh my god, oh my god, let's see how to make a bro literally just an entire bag of
Doritos entire bag it would either be an entire normal size bag or I would buy a
family-sized bag and split it you were using it easy and you would only do half
of that half of the family-sized bag right and then we're going to dump an
entire bag of Mexican cheese right on top, entire bag of Doritos, entire bag of
Mexican cheese. Yeah, it's simple. You don't have to measure anything.
No measuring at all. Oh my god, I'm gonna puke just watching this. Bro, Doritos already, when you eat the
miniature bag of Doritos, you feel it. Brother, a half of a family-sized Doritos,
and then you just lather it in cheese. Knowing what I know now and looking back
on some of these meals. You can imagine how much water. Well, let's look at the bag of Doritos.
170 milligrams of sodium times nine servings. So you're looking at about like 1500 milligrams of
sodium. The cheese. Oh yeah, dude, you're looking at like 4,000 milligrams of sodium right there.
Now it's time for you to insert. Are you ready? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
He put the entire bag of cheese on top of the Doritos. He put the entire bag of cheese
on top of the Doritos. Am I hearing that correctly? What the fuck?
Do it. Right on it.
And while the cheese gets ooey-gooey, it gave me a knife.
I actually think my heart would explode. I'm not even kidding.
Time to prepare the meal that I really wish I was eating right now.
Because when the nachos were done, there was only one thing I could say.
These look insane.
And they're not even done yet.
I don't think you have enough sodium on that tray, dude.
Yeah, that's possible sometimes.
Of course.
You have to add some hot sauce on top.
They're nachos.
Let's go crazy.
Sodium on top of your sodium.
I got some hot sauce on this bowl right here for you.
This is my famous, what I call the pre-anchined,
one entire head of romaine lettuce,
two servings of Jihu's sugar-free Polynesian sauce.
We have 150 grams of white jasmine rice, 93.7.
God, I love rice.
Oh my God, you could put rice in anything, dude.
Rice with a good sauce and like beef or chicken.
Oh my God.
Grass fed, grass finished ground beef.
And like I said, some Texas peep right over the top.
Do you think it's time to taste test?
Oh, I got, this is turning into an amalgamation.
That's nostalgic.
Let me be clear here,
because there has to be a line draw.
It's about drawing a line in the sand.
The only place where it's acceptable to eat nachos
with cheese dumped on top of them,
is at a football game when you're drunk.
That's it.
If you're eating this as like a pre-lunch,
like absolutely not.
I probably haven't had a nacho cheese Dorito
not kidding, 10 years.
It's been a while for me too actually.
You've been killing me.
So crazy.
I used to literally make that as like a late-on snack.
Also even like a dick.
2100 calories and 145 grams of fat.
Yeah.
In this meal, we got mainly protein and carbs.
Before your pre-workout meal, you want it lower fat.
You want higher carb amount to really fuel your workout.
And then also have some protein in there
so that we're getting our protein in.
Bro, and lettuce has no flavor,
but I swear to God, it makes everything taste better
because the texture of lettuce is so good.
The pre-workout meal in front of you, sir,
I'm curious to see how this does as a pre-workout meal,
but I think we better start digging in.
And although I had my work cut out for me,
an entire bag of Doritos.
So did Ethan because his bowl was going to take a while
to eat as well. And as we were crushing our meals, I wanted to dig a little deeper into
what got Ethan to his heaviest.
So a question for you, did you ever get full eating meals like this? I don't think I ever
really knew how to gauge physical hunger. It would take a big meal like the breakfast
that we had earlier for me to feel any resemblance of like being full, like satiety, like,
Oh, wow, I don't need to eat more?
Yeah.
So would you say that's some sort of like addiction to food?
Oh, for sure.
Like just, you can't get enough.
Yeah, I mean, I was 200 pounds by the time I was nine.
No.
It's safe to say like the food addiction was just something.
So it's always been there?
Yeah.
Pretty bad.
Can you remember a time where food wasn't your biggest
like thought?
I think it's gotten worse.
Really?
Yeah.
When I was a kid, you know, you don't have the same focus.
So like, I wasn't really thinking about food at all.
I was just eating because I liked eating and I was bored.
Yep, right?
But as it developed, I find myself, especially now that I'm conscious of it, constantly thinking about it.
Me too.
And like, you're like, oh, there's this guy that's in such good shape online.
Like, he can't possibly think about food.
I'm thinking about food all day long because it's like that.
Like I said, I haven't had a nacho cheese Dorito in that long.
We all struggle with our own battles, right?
I don't know, like, I feel like with food, you can have the same exact mindset
and applies to anything in life, but short-term satisfaction
leads to long-term devastation.
Like if you're willing to just eat rice or eat eggs
or eat protein, like you're gonna feel better.
You're gonna be in a better mood.
If you, and it goes with anything, bro,
anything in life, you can apply that mindset.
But like, yeah, if I were to order two pizzas or,
okay, sorry, if I was to order one pizza right now,
it would feel great eating the pizza
because I love the taste of it.
But then fast forward an hour, my heart's exploding,
I feel bloated, I feel like a fucking sea
of washed up on shore.
Like you're just long-term happiness
is the short-term discipline,
and that applies to anything.
How's your meal?
Yeah, this is really good.
It's balanced, right?
The sugar-free sauces are really interesting though.
How are you doing over there?
Ticking away?
Good.
And although I was feeling good right now,
I had already been eating for 10 minutes.
I haven't even made a dent.
And the worst part was each bite started getting harder
and harder to eat.
I still only have a third of my meal left.
How is this possible?
Hey, you're about halfway through.
The flavor fatigue started hitting hard.
Everything tastes the same like flavor wise.
I did not want to take a bite.
It probably tasted so good.
It doesn't taste good at this point, bro.
His stomach's like literally a blimp.
Other bite.
And it made me not just worried,
but scared for what was to come.
my stomach hurts, like actually like this is the first time
in a very long time my stomach hurts.
If this was how the rest of the day would look,
there was no way I could finish.
And I knew the scale would say a ridiculous number
tomorrow morning.
But I'm doing this for you guys.
Click the subscribe button.
Like 80% of you that watch this video are not subscribed.
And before I call it quits,
I wanted to get Ethan's blessing.
This is about good?
Absolutely.
Free workout meal guys.
The final crumb.
The final crumb with these cheesy-ass fingers.
You just put me through a torture?
I think I'm about to do the same thing to you.
Can you take it easy on me?
Oh my god, they're gonna work out now?
I think you're gonna need this.
Look at this guy's arm.
Pretty workout.
Let's go.
And I wasn't kidding.
I pushed Ethan from the very start.
Yeah, give me one more.
Give me one more.
That's all you.
Because I wanted to leave him with a memory of what he was actually capable of.
It's not my usual workout, so that's for sure.
And of course, the true experience of being on a bodybuilding prep.
And we continued to train hard, each for different reasons.
I knew what I ate earlier wasn't going to make me feel great at the gym.
But if I didn't train, there was no way I could finish my meals later.
Which is why...
I'm just going for calorie burn today, man.
As much movement on my body as possible.
But as we neared the end of the workout, I wasn't too sure if I had pushed him
too hard.
But then Ethan said...
I feel like this is the level of fatigue I should feel every time I go to the gym.
Correct.
If you ain't pushing yourself like this,
you're doing yourself a disservice.
You know what I say?
And that's another thing.
If you go to the gym by yourself,
you're almost never gonna work yourself to like failure.
But if you go to the gym with your friend,
who actually pushes you bro,
that's the best way to go to the gym.
Only person you're shooting.
Because then you actually have somebody
that pushes you, you know what I'm saying?
Getting in yourself.
Hey, nobody else care about you in here.
I can't slap the calories out from your hand
2,000 miles away.
Yeah, you can stop it, I can't.
And after just a few more hard sets in the workout,
I realized it was time for my torture again.
You're gonna need more food?
I'm hungry, let's do it.
And funny enough, our dinners are both chicken and rice.
But don't worry, there is a large calorie discrepancy here.
Ethan, where does that come from?
Tell me what's in this.
Three cups of cooked rice.
Three, okay.
And between 14 and 16 ounces of cooked chicken thigh.
I'm no stranger to a pound of meat,
but that is a lot to eat, brother.
I will tell you what.
And then what do we have over top?
Just some liquid aminos.
And this is how many calories?
I think it's about 1,500.
OK, well, little difference here.
My chicken leg.
I mean, at least it's better than the Dorito cheese
explosion disaster.
Like, at least you can eat this and you
won't have heart palpitations.
We got a nice bed of that garden salad,
sugar-free sweet chili sauce, 120 grams of white jasmine
rice, 130 grams of chicken breast,
because we're keeping it lean and mean.
And then over the top, we got some Chipotle Tabasco.
I actually have a special ingredient.
You get a guap cup with this for some nice, healthy facts
that you can put on the side right there.
483 calories and 40 something grams of protein.
Good God, well.
I realize I ain't eating a single veggie today,
but it's okay.
We'll go with this.
Vegetables definitely weren't a priority back then for me.
Priority or did they not exist?
They might not have existed.
Pink.
The flavor's good.
Is it?
Yeah, you can eat it in a calorie deficit
and still have good flavor.
Absolutely.
You just gotta know what you're doing.
Apparently you gotta use sugar-free sauces.
You need these sugar-free sauces in here.
Yeah.
And while Ethan was actually enjoying his meal
for the first time today, I thought,
there's not enough flavor in it.
No?
No.
Oftentimes my mom would make a big batch of brown rice
and we would make like two packs of chicken thighs
in the oven.
So me not really having like any sort of sense
of portions, I would just load it up.
I guess for me it's simple enough.
I enjoy just that flavor.
Oh, I enjoy it.
It could definitely be improved.
Correct.
This meal goes to show you that you can be eating
healthy foods, but if you're eating too much,
you'll still gain weight.
Which made me curious what Ethan's biggest struggle
has been on his journey so far.
What's been the hardest thing?
Bro, Chad, I'll tell you the most.
There's images of it, bro.
But Chad, in 2021, I was fat.
I literally got fat.
I'm not even kidding.
Chat, I would play ranked for 10 hours a day.
And what do you mean was?
Question mark, I would play ranked for 10 hours a day.
I would do this every day for about a two month period.
And that was when I started jogging.
Cause I was like, all right, I'm going to die.
I would play ranked for 10 hours.
I would order the same thing every night.
I would get a Domino's handmade pan pizza, medium.
I would eat the entire thing myself.
In some nights, I would eat like a lava chocolate cake.
It was disgusting, but it tasted so good.
About this deficit, food-wise, like taste-wise,
for you, snacks, I'm just going in the pantry,
getting whatever you want.
Because dude, like, there's not a lot of great
low-calorie snacks.
Ships are never gonna be low-cal.
Okay, this is cap, bro.
This is cap.
Bro, we're good low-calorie snacks.
Rice cakes are insane.
pistachios are, oh my God.
I can eat a bag of pistachios in 30 minutes.
Pistachios, cashews, rice cakes, any like pita chips.
What else?
Almonds.
Pistachios are not low calorie.
Wait, what?
Wait chat this whole time I thought pistachios
were low calorie.
Shysa.
That's not an existing price.
some protein chips that for a taco night do give you a little bit of sanity.
Okay, what about cashews?
But they're not low calorie.
You still have to budget for them.
The quantity of snacks I used to eat would take up an entire day of eating for me now.
That's where the cravings hit the hardest is like at night when I'm out of calories,
when I'm used to just snacking on whatever the hell I want and then I, like anything
I do puts me on track for the night.
And as we talked about snacks, it reminded me to tell Ethan, this is your last
carbs for the day, by the way. So, uh, well, saber it. All the carbs right around the workout
window. You got 120 grams of rice in there. You got a little bit of healthy fat from the
guava, just to slow down the digestion a little bit because when I'm on prep, I want to feel
a little bit fuller for a little bit longer and then just as much lettuce as I could
house without, uh, bringing the calories up. So to add on to that, you said these
were the last carbs for the day. I know you weren't in fat loss by any means,
like you were prepping, but fat loss. Is that what that is? Yeah, prepping,
You're trying to get as shredded as possible.
Okay, so is there actually a fat loss of benefit
to cutting out carbs in the evening?
It's literally just come seven calories.
The reason why my carbs were meal two and three
is because that was around my workout.
I'm using the carbs for my workout.
Bro, and you know the absolute worst thing you can do,
Chad, is eat right before you go to sleep.
Because if you eat right before you go to sleep,
you're not burning off any of that fat,
any of those calories.
You're just immediately sleeping on it.
Like, the best thing you can do is just not eat the last like two or three hours before you go to sleep.
I'm replenishing my carbs right after the workout. That is the only reason why the carbs are centered around that.
If I was training near my last meal of the day, it would be meal porn.
That's not a myth!
A lot of people have been like, oh you shouldn't be eating carbs at night.
No, as long as you're within your calories for the day, no matter.
And when we scraped up our last little bites of chicken,
We're getting down to the wire here in both of us.
Oh yeah.
And I can't believe I'm saying this.
Another 1500 calorie meal.
Bro, I'm impressed he's actually eating all of these dishes, like that's dedication.
Down the hatch, but by this point in the day, Ethan typically didn't feel like cooking anymore.
So I packed up my meal prep for him to eat and we headed off to his favorite fast food restaurant.
This is the spot.
Me, huh?
You like Wendy's?
Wendy's nuts pitter patter on your chin.
Okay.
Let's get inside.
What can I get for you guys?
He's ordering for me.
We're going to do a large number eight combo.
And that reaction was before I knew the rest of his order or what was about to come later.
Oh my goodness Ethan.
This is a monstrosity.
How many calories is this?
I have no idea man.
Do you want to find out?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
So macro factor is going to tell me real fast.
Tell me what is exactly in this meal.
Starting out with an asiago ranch chicken club.
A spicy chicken sandwich, spicy chicken sandwich,
10 piece spicy nuggets, 10 chicken nuggets,
and a large fry, fries, which brings the total to 2,023 calories.
The nuggets is just the, you know, the tomato on top gift.
That's the nuggets.
Like, this is already so unnecessary.
And the nuggets are just like an absolute overkill.
And the fries.
88 grams of protein, 108 grams of fat, and 100 grams...
No, Jack, not the cherry on top.
the TikTok GIF where instead of dropping a cherry on the cake,
it's a gigantic tomato.
73 grams of carbs, which congratulations
is more than you're eating the entire day.
But I logged all of that in MacroFactor
in under one minute.
And they said they give you a complimentary membership
whenever you want to track anything like this
or anything out and about.
Best news is there's a lot of food in front of me.
But for you, Mr. Ethan, welcome to bodybuilding prep
because it doesn't matter where you're going.
You gotta bring a meal prep container anywhere you go.
Look what I got for you.
130 grams of crispy flan steak
and 85 grams of Brussels sprouts.
Look at this, this is the time of night where I give you
Goyette Barks root beer.
I hate root beer.
What?
What?
Root beer is like the best soda.
What?
No, you hate root beer.
No, listen bro, a diet soda.
Hey, anything very good, right?
Why are you talking right now?
It's pretty good.
You hate diet and root beer?
I mean, I don't care if it's diet or not, I'm just not a root beer guy.
Why did they give me so many fries?
That's where I need to know.
This is not a large fry.
This is an extra.
Yeah, you know, because this is just the American, like, this is all the American stereotypes.
Instead of getting a large fry filled to the brim, they put so many fries in here,
it's like overflowing onto the table.
It's literally disgusting.
two chicken sandwiches, ten nuggets, and then we couldn't even stock in the fries, right?
The fries are just sliding onto the table, like it's so gluttonous.
Hard fry. They said, that boy over here, he needs to put on some weight. We're gonna give
him a real hard fry. This looks a little dry compared to the past
meals. Was that by design? Your boy forgot some sauce.
But this is a meal where like, I don't want sauce on my steak.
Faced off of first impressions, I don't think this is gonna do it for me, but
I'm not opposed to trying to.
The greatest thing I've ever had in my entire life with a steak
was a wine reduction.
Whatever the hell that means, bro.
I went to a steakhouse and they give you a wine reduction,
which is like a sauce that goes with the steak.
It is the greatest thing you'll ever eat in your life.
I'm not kidding.
I'm gonna flavor it.
I gotta say I've not had fast food like this in so long.
I haven't even seen that meal as wild.
That just goes to show you how much progress
like you genuinely have made in your journey.
Why is the chat saying forgot in quotations?
Wait, what happened?
Dude, seeing that meal is wild.
That just goes to show you how much progress.
I'm not opposed to trying.
I'm giving you a little bit of flavor.
I gotta say I have not had fast food like this in so long.
I haven't either.
Dude, seeing that meal is wild.
That just goes to show you how much progress
like you genuinely have made in your journey
because I'm sure even what a year ago,
there's no way this was gonna happen.
I think I would have been able to like stick to the play
like I have today,
but I would have been complaining more probably.
Like seriously, like man to man,
I'm super proud of you David.
I appreciate that.
Because I know it's certainly not easy.
And you know, that's the most frustrating part,
having gotten so far.
Yeah, the other thing is like, bro,
half of weight loss or being overweight
or having a food addiction,
Bro, a lot of it is RNG as well.
Like, bro, some people just spawn in
with slow metabolism, period.
And they battle that their entire life
where they just physically can't process food.
Some people, dude, I'm sure everybody in this stream
knows one person who literally eats like a goblin.
They eat the most disgusting crap ever,
but they're 150 pounds.
They're like a stick.
Everybody knows the person like that.
and having more understanding of like nutrition
and dieting and calorie deficits than I ever have,
but still slipping up and like not being able
to be as consistent as I'd like to be.
I mean, obviously everybody can always grow
in terms of like self-discipline and consistency.
I had my first big slip up this past couple months.
So like for the first time I had a weekend where I binged
and I didn't allow myself to like quick fix.
I sat in that discomfort, and that made the mental part harder,
but I know that it was like the right thing to do,
to like work on like the longevity.
Yeah, you know?
Yeah.
If there's a little slip up, you course correct.
You don't go to these extreme measures
and then fall back into that cycle.
And I just have to tell you, this chicken sandwich is awesome.
The chicken sandwiches are legit.
And although the first bites were amazing,
I was in for a rude awakening.
Chicken sandwich.
Number one.
He's not going to eat all this, there's no way.
Two chicken sandwiches, a overflowing, large fry,
and then 10 spicy nuggets.
Once you finish this though,
you'll be like pretty hungry.
Kevin.
No, it's wet.
And I don't know if this was encouragement
or just him taunting me.
Oh no, no, no, don't want the Wendy's, don't want-
And even though the nuggets and fries don't-
Oh my God, if you eat this, bro,
you have to just sleep it off.
I don't even know what else to say.
You can't stay awake after eating this, bro.
Your body gets like zapped by just whatever this is.
Dude, they were cold now.
I was cold.
This puts you in a food coma, dude.
And honestly felt disgusted with myself.
They're literally just like chewing on like nothing.
It's all room temperature.
Not even, it's not room temperature.
It's like, it's like you got, came out of the fridge.
All I could think about was this meal had almost
two times the amount of fat I normally consume in a day.
And how much heavier I'd be tomorrow morning.
Dude, you're a madman.
This was just lunch for me.
I would grab this, come home,
put on another episode of The Office and just run it.
There was no running going on.
No, no, no, there was no running going on.
We've obviously gotten closer
after spending most of the day together,
which made even open up about his past even more.
The negotiations that happen in your head
when you're ordering something like this
is a fat person are really interesting
because there's like logistics to like
how many items to order, how much of what item.
Eventually the shift from like the three small chicken sandwiches to the two big chicken sandwiches, which ended up it's less item
But it's probably just as many or more
That was like your life
And how do you feel like you take that?
You got to get to a point where you realize you're doing anyone who was near my size was definitely
So you said you had no concept of calories and you didn't care
But you would have a negotiations like that with yourself because I could tell my mindset on it is this bro
We're all going to die one day, no matter if you're the healthiest person in the world or the unhealthiest person in the world.
That does not mean you should just eat like an absolute psychopath and be tired and miserable your entire life.
I like to enjoy whatever food I can enjoy, but I don't want to eat an excess of it.
As long as you exercise frequently, you work out occasionally, you sleep good, you drink a lot of water, and you don't eat an excess of food.
and you mix in some healthy dishes, you'll be fine, bro.
But like, this is just insane.
No, it's not.
Even when I was eating this, like obviously it's not.
But I'm not one of those people where it's like,
meal prep, rice, rice, rice, eggs, beef,
fried, grilled chicken, grilled chicken, grilled chicken.
Like, bro, we're gonna die, bro.
Like, I want to enjoy it.
I might want to get some fried chicken sometimes.
Like, I want to enjoy the beautiful things
on this earth, bro,
because I'm gonna die one day anyway.
It's not good for me.
I didn't have a sense of like how much sodium it was in there,
how many calories were in it,
but I can tell that it was not good for me.
I could tell you right now the way I feel.
We can tell, chat, I'm five foot 11,
sorry, I'm five foot 10, 160.
I'm literally skinny.
Not good for me.
I'm highly debated.
Like I don't know if I can eat more.
Like I really just want to quit.
I don't want to eat these fucking fried bread.
You're so close, dude.
This right here is like three hours on the treadmill.
At least?
Yeah.
I don't want to eat it.
They're getting to the gross part.
I understand.
Disgusted.
I am disgusting when I look at it.
I'm going through like the seven stages of grief right now.
Three fries at a time.
That's like.
And he's already reached the point
where the fries have been cold for 20 minutes.
I mean, dude, they've probably been eating for 40 minutes.
The fries have been cold for the last 25 minutes.
It's just, it's not even enjoyable.
10 bites.
Yes, 1,000 calories.
And even though my stomach was approaching max capacity,
one thing I'm not is a quitter.
my full daily diet.
At Wendy's, go bleep.
Not quite, got one more thing before we get out of here.
No.
No, no, I'm not getting it.
We're ready for that frosting now.
Just a large chocolate.
Two chicken sandwiches,
10 spicy nuggets, an extra large fry, and a frosting.
Medium chocolate, medium, make it a medium.
It's gotta be a large.
Make it a medium, please.
The large frosty back when I ordered this meal
is about two times the size of their large frosty now.
So you're getting, you're basically getting.
You are a liar, you are a liar.
Guess there's always room for dessert, huh?
Absolutely.
That's why I gave you a dessert,
even on bodybuilding prep.
We made room for some ice cream.
You have a ninja cream.
360 milliliters of water.
Oh, don't forget, 15 grams of almond butter mixed in
for nice richness.
And there's no secret what you got me here.
It says it on the cup.
That sweetness is it right now,
after all that whipping.
Better than I expected, considering it's water.
At least he gave him like 20 minutes to drive home.
I thought he was going to have him pound
the frosty at the table.
He would have just fainted in the center
of the restaurant.
It's literally approaching, Jake.
Frozen protein, Jake.
Imagine you're literally eating 1800 calories every day, but you got that to look forward
to at the end of the day.
This is just a little piece of sanity.
Probably.
It's the only thing that I'm thinking about.
It's the only thing that I'm thinking about.
Throughout this experiment, I realized most of us struggle with food in one way or
another, whether it's eating too much or not eating enough.
Yes.
Humans simply weren't meant to have the unlimited food choices we have today.
And spending the day with Ethan reminded me that these struggles aren't just abstract.
They're real.
Jynxie, your stream is a try to laugh challenge.
Uh, boggles, yet again, bro, you're on thin ice today, I'm just letting you know.
Personal in can look very different for each of us, but as we finished our last
meal, I realized there was still one thing we had left to do.
at 8169 calories in one day.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Bro probably slept for like 14 hours after filming this.
Way in time.
I starting weight, 171.6.
All right, I'm gonna pre-fire this.
He would have gained, I'm gonna call it,
all the water weight I'm gonna call it he gained three pounds in a day I bet you
he's gonna be 174 my new weight 178.2 that's almost seven pounds game
Oh my God, he gained seven pounds in a day.
Ethan's starting late, 442.2 pounds.
Ethan's new weight, 442.2 pounds and changed the festival.
But it's not about what you do one day, it's about what you do every day.
And I know Ethan is well on his way.
As you remember, I'm not special, I'm just consistent.
That was one of the best YouTube videos I've ever watched and ideas.
What a good idea.
Like what a good idea, bro.
Wow.
Oh my god, bro.
What a good video.
Yeah, that's insane.
But bro, I think my end-all takeaway that I've learned in life, bro, is whatever
feels good in the moment,
normally has long-term repercussions chat,
and that can apply to anything.
That could apply to getting fucking hammered.
That could apply to eating pepperoni pizza by yourself
while watching Netflix and then gooning.
Like bro, short-term discipline
leads to long-term satisfaction.
Short-term satisfaction leads to long-term
My brain exploded and glitched out.
My brain exploded.
I forgot what I was going to say.
Long term chapel, was I going to say?
You are not Socrates.
Okay.
Yo bro, I'm not Socrates.
I'm literally explaining what I've learned in my life.
Long term, yes, misery bro.
Short-term discipline equals long-term satisfaction.
Short-term satisfaction equals long-term suffering, period, period, period, period, period, period,
period, period.
Now, Chad, next thing.
Next thing, Chad, I saw this on Twitter, we have to talk about this.
Every remaster is absolutely a buff. Keep an operator busy by spam calling, push for
frag, forcing defenders to react to the call, good for solo as well as team play. Dare I
say, she's now better than Deimos, minus the wallbang potential for Deimos himself.
Watch this chat.
Goyo and Arunia both in sight.
This is the new Dokami.
I'll take your spot.
Oh ho ho ho ho.
I'm still single tapping this guy right now.
You need cams?
Okay. Watch how you can just keep calling him.
Column oryx again
In chat remember if oryx doesn't pick up in the next 10 seconds he blows up or maybe 15 seconds
Don't bother
Look at how many times he's called him look at how many times it's called him
I guess I'm gonna fall for it.
So chat imagine this right you're roaming, okay, you get a phone call from Doka V
Five times or you get a phone call from Doka V three times in 30 seconds
And you have to pick up every call if not you get exploded and it does 45 damage
Brother brother what?
She's literally gonna be an auto ban
She's literally gonna be an auto-ban chat.
I kept calling the clerics every time, so he would have to answer his call and would have to come out.
Like, it's so powerful that he can keep an operator busy.
So good.
Call Flash.
You're gonna have to pick up or blow up.
I'll put it in the...
I'm gonna try to...
One blew up.
So he had to pick up the call, didn't pick up the call, so then he got blown up and there was fire on his feet.
Ruh!
Just say you don't know ball, Buggles. I dedicated 30,000 hours to this game.
Hi, my fan, Buggles! What are you saying?
Oh, this clash, no.
Can you drill? Can you call Aruni?
Can I help you?
Yeah.
I'm timing it and pushing it slow, so she has to pick up a phone.
Remember chat a rune has to pick it up if she doesn't pick it up she gets
exploded. Good stuff. She's above us she's above us.
the
don't be is the best operator in the game after this change
undoubtedly she's gonna get banned every game
cab is on b-stores yeah
You keep spam calling the cab, so she can't do anything against us.
Now, chat! In a 1v1 scenario, I think she's the best operator in the game. I'm not even kidding!
If cab doesn't pick up, she gets exploded. Like, you see how stupid this is!
I guess I just have to run mute every game?
This guy let his phone blow up?
I don't know.
I got the cab.
Let's see what facts I just chat.
Wait, you can spam call people?
Yeah, never mind.
This is a straight up buff.
This is even worse for site anchors and death spot players.
Imagine being clubhouse top rafters and just getting called five times while a shield is walking at you
Yeah, I've said it before and I'll say it again chat. I don't know what it is, but like I
Genuinely feel like a lot of the devs that balance operators in siege don't play siege
I don't know they just don't play it again, or maybe they barely played a game who thought this is a good idea
What do you mean mute doesn't work on Doka B anymore?
Mute used to always work on Doka B.
What do you mean?
What?
Mute doesn't work on Doka B anymore?
Yeah, so chat.
Instead of, it has no counters.
Well, you know, if there wasn't bands, this would actually be unplayable, but on the bright side of this band, so I'm just gonna band over me every game first band. I don't care.
Um, yeah, bro. Yeah.
Chat also seen this bro. Lacey made a top 10 chat. This is Lacey top 10, bro
Speed jinksie Ron queso x jason burpoona. Oh, no Joe Barpevia chat
I low-key want to make a top 10, but I'm obviously not gonna rank myself because that's fucking stupid
I wouldn't make my top 10
chat because whatever complex did is
Fucking they don't watch fucking streaming at all. They don't want streaming at all
So I'm going to make an actual top 10 chat, all right?
All right, chat.
These are my top 10 streamers.
These are my top 10 streamers.
Now, what are we going to base this off of?
Consistency, statistics, and entertainment.
All right, so it doesn't matter if you like somebody or don't like somebody these are my top 10 streamers. All right
Number one speed, bro. I'm gonna be honest speed has been my top streamer for potting the past. I
Don't know three or four years well speed is the goat of streaming greatest streamer of all time speed could go to
Fucking speed could go to any country in the world, bro. Doesn't matter where he is any country in the world and
and every kid in the country's gotta recognize it.
No other streamers like that, bro.
Speed is the goat of streaming.
I'm not even gonna say number one,
I'm just gonna say the goat.
Speed is the goat of streaming.
Number two, check, remember, this is my list, okay?
My list.
Number two for me is K-SOW, bro.
Consistent, streams every day.
Gigantic community.
Like I'm talking gigantic.
Look at his switch, look at his YouTube.
Clearly complex fucking news,
doesn't care about statistics, consistency,
or community, or entertainment.
So they rated him 11.
Are you smoking weed?
You're smoking weed if you have Casualizer 11
through angstreamer.
Literally smoking straight up pot.
Literally just consistent.
Streams six days a week, only takes off Sundays.
Massive community plays a different game every night.
He can make every game entertaining
In case there was the beauty of what streaming should be about literally, bro.
Simple setup.
He, he doesn't have to do crazy shit to get people to watch the streams.
People watch the streams because he's entertaining.
Number three.
Okay.
This is hard.
Let me think.
Okay.
All right.
Um, chat, obviously, chat, obviously I would have, um, Kai up here, but
Kai doesn't stream anymore.
So let me say 2026 obviously cat is okay now this is a hard one.
Yeah, I'm not right.
Yeah, I'm not going to rank myself on the list.
I'm not going to rank myself.
Um, okay.
XQC comes to mind in terms of this pure consistency.
Oh, and a comes to mind.
Ron comes to mind too though chat chat Ron is such a goaded streamer.
I'm going to say low key, I'm going to put Ron at my three unless I'm like, unless I'm
tweaking, I don't think I'm tweaking.
I'm trying to actually think about this, but I think in terms of consistency, entertainment
value, community, and I think runs my three, I think Ron is my three bro.
I think Ron is my three, that it asks chat.
How's that bias, bro?
Ron, dude, Ron is like, in my opinion,
Ron is the best IRL streamer in the world
when it comes to unplanned, just spontaneous IRA,
unplanned spontaneous, bro,
Ron can go to McDonald's and make it entertaining.
In terms of unplanned spontaneous IRL, Ron is the best.
The best, bro, dead ass.
At my four chat, I'm thinking I want,
I kind of want to put Joe up here.
I'm not kidding, bro.
I look, you want to put Joe up here.
Joe is such a good fucking streamer, chat.
I kind of want to put Joe up here, bro.
Okay, I don't know why I'm saying spam.
All right, there we go.
Yeah, I kind of want to put Joe up here.
I'm not gonna lie.
I think Joe is just so fucking good at streaming.
I could listen to Joe Yapp about fucking anything.
It's literally a talent, bro.
Joe has hilarious clips, hilarious entertainment value,
great community.
He can literally talk about fucking anything.
It's entertaining.
Also, look at Joe's fucking YouTube channel.
Chan knows, actually, Chan knows.
This guy is a goaded YouTuber, goaded streamer.
I got Joe at my four.
Okay, now it gets hard, bro.
Now it gets hard, I need to think here.
Okay.
I need to think, I need to think.
Okay.
Oh, I need to think, bro, I need to think.
What are you going to meet speed I met speed or I met speed at the charity match last year.
Um, I think that was the only time.
Yeah, that was the only time.
Okay.
At five.
At five.
Uh, um, bro, why is my keyboard doing this?
Okay.
This is hard guys.
Um, okay.
Now look bro, this is my list, okay?
These are the people that I watch.
Bro, I have to have One in my top 10 chat.
I know One is so fucking funny dude.
The only thing about One chat is One will just randomly
not stream for a month, which I told him bro.
He needs to fucking stream more.
One is a goat.
He needs to stream more bro.
Not even every day, but One needs to stream more.
I'm not kidding.
Okay, this is hard. There's so many good streamers, bro. Oh my God. There's so many good streamers.
Um, okay.
I actually don't know who to put at five. This is so hard. I see you guys spamming names. Now remember bro, this is based off of consistency.
entertainment value and statistics.
That's what this is based on.
Not whatever that complex news writer was smoking.
I don't know what that guy was smoking, bro.
Bro, half the people in the top 25
hadn't streamed for like two months.
I don't even know what that was.
Okay, like bro, chat, you'll notice
everybody on my list streams consistently, everybody.
Okay, chat, I think if we're going off consistency,
I want to say, excuse me, bro.
I want to say, excuse me.
Excuses live every day for like years.
And she's like every day for like years, bro.
I kind of want to say excuse me, but I also do want to throw Jason in here.
I kind of want to throw Jason.
Jason's really consistent to chat.
Jason is really consistent too.
Yeah.
But also chat, I think if you're going to say 2026 off of your consistency, check, if you're going to say 2026 off of consistency and statistics, I think you have to have peanut in your top five, bro.
I don't even think complex had peanut in their top 25.
I think you broke chat peanut at any given time will have 7080,000 people watching on YouTube and Twitch.
chat just okay listen I don't care if you guys like peanut or hate peanut or
love peanut this is a literally a unbiased list off of just goaded
streamers peanuts live every day for hours a day has a gigantic community and
can play any game and you'll have 70 to 80,000 viewers on YouTube and Twitch
chat he's not view bombing peanut is not peanut is not view bombing bro I
I promise you, Pina does not view mommy.
Guys, Pina is just a goaded streamer, bro.
I'm sorry.
It is what it is.
Uh, I, I, I have a, I have a good list.
Okay.
Six.
Now I low key want to say either Jason or XQC here.
I either want to say Jason or XQC.
I'm going to say I'm going to put Jason above XQC just because of the
fact that, um, Jason does so much, uh, goaded IRL streams.
I'm gonna have Jason barely a problem at I would love to watch XVC do IRL streams though, bro
Like more of them. I think he has been doing more this year, but a chat. I think if XVC did more IRLs
I would throw I would throw X higher. I'm not gonna lie
Okay
Um, what else chat who else bro?
Who else you guys think acts above Jason
Okay, um, I actually, I'm gonna, I actually agree chat just off of your consistency, XQC is so fucking consistent. I actually agree. I actually agree. None of them I agree.
So you guys are right. You guys are right. I agree. I agree. Okay. Now we have four spots left in our top 10. Four spots left in our top 10.
Again, um, okay, Asmongold, Asmongold for sure.
Don't care whether you love Asmongold or hate Asmongold.
The guy streams every day and he's literally gigantic, like literally gigantic, bro.
Bro, Asmongold can upload four YouTube videos a day and they'll all get a million views.
It's literally the most insane thing I've ever seen.
Bro his YouTube channel reminds me of moist critical. I'm not even kidding
Okay
Who else bro?
Yeah, Jack again, bro
It's not about if you like them or don't like them. These are just people that are the essence of what streaming is
later
Okay, yeah, it doesn't matter if you like it or not
I'm just saying the top 10 in my opinion the top 10 best streamers
There's always gonna be a lot of left out in my opinion top 10 best viewers. The guy is gigantic literally gigantic. Okay
at eight
Okay, who do I put it at eight? Mmm
I want to put onation. It's but only will just go like two months without screaming y'all
I want to put onation. It's over here chat like I really want to put onation. It's over here. I'm not kidding
You guys, I'm not ranking myself out of this.
I'm not going to do that.
I do.
I kind of want to put onation.
It's over here.
I'm not going to lie.
Okay.
I have to lock in here for eight, nine and 10.
I have to lock in here.
Oh, wait.
Let me get Jason.
Let me get Jason.
Let me get Jason here.
I almost forgot.
I think this I think eight is really good spot for Jason.
I'm not going to lie.
definitely top eight. Okay, now we have two spots left. Kai guys, Kai has not
streamed in 2026. Again, this is not the complex news brain dead rankings. If Kai
did stream, I would immediately throw Kai and talk to you. If Kai immediately.
Kai's a legendary streamer. Bro, he hasn't streamed in 2026.
Like what's the point of doing that? I don't know what complex is
smoking on. But okay. At nine. Dude, I don't know who to say here. I kind of want to say
own a I low key want to say own a schnitzel. I'm gonna say on a bro. I'm gonna say on
just literally hilarious, bro. Legitimately fucking hilarious. Like, if One was more consistent,
I would move him up more. If I chat, you said consistently, consistency, but then you threw
One in your top 10. I know. But the thing is, One pixel is so, in my opinion, is so
go fucking funny and entertaining.
I'm gonna throw them in my top 10 anyways,
even though only it will go weeks without streaming.
Chat at 10, what do we think, bro?
I think this is a good list in my opinion.
I think this is a good list.
I don't know who to throw in here.
I don't know who to throw in.
I don't know who to throw in.
Bro, we only have one spot left, bro.
People are going to get left out, dude.
That support that sucks about this.
But KDriel, KDriel is a great streamer.
KDriel is a great streamer.
Lacy, Lacy is a great streamer as well.
PBM?
PBM is not a bad shout.
Sina, it's not a bad shout either.
Sina is not a bad shout, bro.
Oh my God, this is hard.
Sina is not a bad shout.
Sina is a great streamer.
Oh my God, I don't know.
I might say PBM, bro.
Bro, chat, I didn't even say this.
Or no, I said this before.
I said this a long time ago.
Bro, PBM actually last year in 2025
literally inspired me to stream for 365
because he did that challenge
and made it to like whatever, 100 something days.
PBM, if it wasn't for PBM,
I don't think I would have did it.
He put that idea in my head, literally.
But PBM is not like, he does take,
he does, he do be missing streams, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
But PBM is a goaded streamer.
I might say PBM.
I'm gonna go PBM.
I'm gonna go PBM.
Yeah, that's my top 10, bro.
That is my top 10, bro.
This is my top 10 streamers in 2026
based off of consistency, entertainment value and statistics.
That is my top 10, bro.
Worst list of all time, all right.
Guys, I think this is a good list.
Check Joe, is Joe live?
Joe with playing games with Joe and Ron tomorrow.
Is Joe live?
You'll never make everyone happy.
I know, I know, that's the thing.
You have to leave people out,
but that's what I just broke.
Consistency is a big thing.
Consistency is a big thing for me, dude, that ass.
I really do think consistency is the important thing.
And I'm just statistics,
but like complex doesn't give a fuck about any of that, bro.
Oh, and also I wanna say one more thing, bro.
I saw yesterday, like a lot of people were defending me
and like sticking up for me and stuff.
Chat, I appreciate it, boys, that ass.
I appreciate it, bro.
Cause I'm not gonna lie, that shit was crazy,
but I do appreciate everybody that said something, bro.
What is that for real for real?
What is Joe's stream?
What is Joe's stream?
You're old mindset of like IRLs the move or nothing desktop streaming is the biggest
streaming it like in terms of just raw viewers yes speeds probably the biggest streamer
when we end up doing my own ranks he's probably going to be number one but like he's just
an anomaly though.
I will show I'm not really gonna disagree. I don't really watch it. Wait Joe's going through the rankings anyone in like top like
25 I'm not really gonna have like any crazy takes against that unless they should be higher, you know
But I'm not like you put a son at 22. Okay there
Yonah 21
DDG I
Don't think DDG streams enough
See, this is the thing I was saying about the complex list.
A lot of the people in the top 25, like, don't really stream that, like, I don't, I don't
even know what they looked at this month.
120.
Yeah, that's fair.
Any average is like 8K.
Jesse's calling you, Jesse is not.
I'm not, yo, guys, stop doing this.
Please stop doing it, guys, please stop.
I'm not calling.
I just want to watch Joe's insight.
I'm not calling. I'm not doing this shit. I'm not doing this shit where I fucking call him on the phone
That yes
Joe, I'm literally just I'm watching your input. I'm not even trying to call you
I'm not trying to bother you, Joe
Yo, oh my god. Oh my god. Joe ignore my chat. They try to force me to call people
Oh, he said he's not trying to call. Well, Jinxie. This is what I'll say
I'm gonna do my own list. Well, no, Joe if you want to call I'll call. I at number four
I appreciate the pick though. Um, I respect you immensely for not putting yourself
on the list because it is kind of cocky to rank yourself.
Yes, exactly.
It's usually top two.
Thank you, Joe.
Complex putting you what, 24th is this pit in the face.
It's not even close.
OK, Jack, if Joe wants to go through this with me, I'm down.
If Joe wants to go through with me, I'm down.
To put him that low.
And I'm not like top 25s low.
But like, bro, you pulled 400 K views the other day.
Yeah.
Anybody pulling that amount?
But dude, I don't know.
I think a lot of people that complex legitimately,
what I think it is,
it's either they're doing it on purpose
to basically just piss people off
because obviously there's gonna be more buzz around it.
That's why they have this entire structure
with overrated, agree, underrated.
That's why they structured like that.
But it's also just like,
there is a chance where it's just a brain dead writer.
Like XQC makes sense.
XQC streams fucking 15 hours a day.
Also, why does it say XQC follower
slash subscriber count one million?
What the fuck am I looking at?
Main platform kick, it's not.
His main platform is not kick.
Who made this website?
A five year old?
His main website is Twitch,
where he has like 13 million followers.
Who made this website?
What is this site?
Legitimately, is this all rage pit?
XCC is one of the best streamers of all time.
What is this list?
I would do it with him.
I gotta pull off his stream again.
Yes, yes, yes, Joe, Joe, if you want,
I just wanna hear your list.
And then I do wanna rip into complex if you're down.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, wait, okay, let me call them, let me call them.
Okay.
Got him up, Joe.
Yeah, Joe, what's up, dude?
Bro, I have any this is my first time looking at this shit
And I just got to say like yeah, no
I didn't even keep the thing you were saying about the follower counting wrong dude. You got to realize like I was just telling my chat most of these
Websites that make articles about streamers even though complex is big which is why I'm kind of shocked. They're just this wrong
But like most articles just are slop that they're putting out. Yes. Wait Joe
Do you want a screen share, by the way?
Oh, and then go through each.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to give your insight on it.
But first things first, bro, I'm literally
watching your stream.
They have XQC, and they say main platform kick, it's not.
And then they say follower slash subscriber count, 1 million.
It's not.
It's like fucking 13 million.
Like, did a literal toddler make the website?
I don't understand.
It's just wrong.
Yeah, it's just not correct.
I'm not even, I haven't even been reading this yet.
Did you read your, uh,
I haven't read any of this.
I haven't, I haven't read your paragraphs.
No, wait, let me read my paragraph.
Oh, so you're just raw ranking your top 20
without even knowing what they said about you?
No, no, I didn't, I didn't read any of these paragraphs.
No.
What they got your follower account, right?
Okay.
Or like close to right.
Yep.
But you're 24.
In 2026, streaming can mean so many things.
The IRL aspect of live streaming is
opening up the world of possibilities for the medium.
But at its core, streamers like Jinxie will always be around.
Bro, that's like a diss.
I was saying that's like a diss.
That's like saying IRL is the wave and desktop
streaming is like dead.
But it'll still be around, like taxes.
Wait, my chat is saying that I'm pretty sure they just
AI to this entire thing.
Which would actually make some sense.
mean like they just they like prompted chat gpt to like make its own list hey chat gpt give a summary on this streamer
And then they just did that 25 times. I'm not copying pace today. Yeah
Bro now this is a I ddg if anything is a student of the game any game put them in any field and figure out how to win
No, that is like D1 dick riding like that is like that is actually I I wouldn't even it dude
You have the number one stringer just like give a regular like a regular fucking
Spill on it. Wait Joe, you can do a AI check on it. You could actually like
checks are always like a half
Like aren't they sometimes wrong like it'll say it's AI when it's not or the reverse
Yes, yes, and then underrated agree overrated. What are these? Okay, so I have a theory on this if you want to hear
What I think they made this list
To completely rage bait people because
And then it gets complex exactly you think they just put people in weird positions on purpose
I think here's what I think they did they click speed at one
Chi at two and then literally clicked a random number
How are you gonna put the best streamers right now and even have Chi on the list?
Kai hasn't streamed since 2025.
Yeah, and on top of that,
it even narrows it down to say 2026,
where Kai has not logged a stream in 2026.
Like Kai's been live in over six months.
I just don't understand.
I don't understand.
But what I think is,
if you make a list so fucking bad and incoherent,
what ends up happening is there's so much buzz around it.
Because like, if you make a proper list,
it's kind of just boring, you know what I mean?
So maybe they just made the most brain dead list ever.
And that was their plan.
Cause last year they did the same shit,
but this year it like blew up more.
Last year they did the same exact shit.
It was just as insane.
But um-
It was this bad?
I mean, I'm like-
It was not this bad.
Some of these, bro, but like here's the thing is like,
I'm not going to be like,
oh, you have XGC at 19.
I'm not going to like diss that.
Like that could be like a subjective take.
You know what I mean?
Like top 20, like some of them it makes that,
I don't know.
Yo, go to half the deck.
How much does academic stream, Jeff?
Like what is this list?
Does academic stream, like main platform rumble?
No, he streams.
He's a big streamer, but like, I don't know.
Like I don't think you could have that many guys.
Like see agent makes agent tops, top 16s fine.
Adapture, your age, case of it.
13, 13.
He's like terrible.
That's a terrible, that's a terrible pick.
He has, does he have the second most subs
right now or some?
Bro, yes, he's the second most subscribers. He's average 50 K every month for the last year
I think I think like dude
I think two years or maybe close to three years, bro since 2024
Keso has streamed six days a week and will have anywhere from 50 to 70,000 viewers at any given time
Playing any given video game if you haven't met 13 on your list
You're literally what I gotta say
I gotta say if you have case you at 13 when that motherfucker hops on fall guys still with 500 active players on that game
all of which are probably his viewers and
He's still able to pull that many people that is insane
Insane he'll play indie games that'll have bro
He'll play indie games that'll have 25 viewers on the category before he gets on it and no one cares in this community
Yep, we're gonna have 60,000 well. Yeah, no. Yeah, I think I'm these itch indie games
Like
He's you know it's not IO is that most of the most of the shitty plays. It's like that or what I play to
It's just a platform for games Jason at 12. Sure neon at 11. Don't really know a lot about neon see
I don't know about Rekai 10
Eden Ross don't know how much he streams right at nine Emily at seven Phantom at six dude
Doesn't I feel like Phantom hasn't really streamed much
in the last
I don't know what to do.
Hold up.
Wait.
Let me pull it up.
Somebody in my chat said, Rekai at 10 is a war crime.
See, here's the thing though.
I'm actually going to give Rekai a little bit of credit
because Rekai actually streams, bro.
A lot of the people on this list don't stream.
They don't stream.
Yeah, Rekai's live every day.
Yes.
So it's like, I can't be mad.
I can't be mad at that.
Yeah, and I and he is dude. He's a big streamer. He averages like 25 K views, but like hold up. Sorry. I was trying to pull this up
Um, let me reshare
Bro, and again, it's not even about like chat the thing is it's not about if you like someone or it
Another thing a lot of people have a problem understanding is like if I don't watch a streamer that means all there's no way anybody watch
So they have to be view body bro chat a lot of people watch for Kai whether you like him or not
Rekai actually tries to stream. He streams. If you have Rekai in your top 10 or top 15,
that's not the end of the world. He actually streams. No, that's not, it's not like I,
like when you have Rekai at top 10, I might disagree with that, but I, I would, I wouldn't put,
I wouldn't put it past you to put him at 10. Like that's not a crazy take. Right. It's just
like, okay, I might disagree with that. That's kind of, I think the reason people
are annoyed at this is because it's just like, how are you putting Rekai above Keso? Like,
Like that's, yeah.
Okay.
That's, yeah.
Putting Rekai above Keso is a war crime.
There's also other people that are above,
like it's like, I don't know,
I wanna vomit looking at the list dude.
Yeah.
Wait, are you looking at my stream right now?
Yeah.
Like Phantom, I get you having them top,
but like, I feel like if you're streaming like,
like 51 hours, 50 hours, like this month,
has he, he hasn't been live,
he hasn't been live since April 1st.
Was that over a month ago?
I don't know. Maybe this is wrong, but how is complex like how are they credible? What are they known for? Like, why do people, why do people go to the website? Is it because of like, didn't they do the shoe thing or something with like artists?
Yeah, they have a good, they have a good,
I love that shoe shit they do.
They have good segments and stuff.
I think it's just a media company.
It's just a media news outlet.
So that for Ron at three, Kai at two, I just beat a one.
Like their top five, is it that,
like I'm not annoyed at these picks.
I just think like putting Kai on the list
of top streamers in 2026.
It's like he hasn't streams.
So it's just like, I get Kai being a top.
If you want to go top streamers of all time, sure.
Yeah, I put Kai, but like, you can't say right now
and then have Kai on that list.
Yeah.
Well, he has this, yeah, I have the streams.
I'm like, the list is.
Do you want right now?
Do you want to do a like a rank together?
Wait.
Yeah, I actually just want to hear your input.
Like I don't want to like alter your list at all.
I just want to hear your input of it.
And I could also give input if you want to.
You could throw in some names.
Yeah.
like this is really hard. I'm
not gonna lie. I don't think I
feel well. I feel like it's
hard. You're doing 20. Okay.
What? What are you doing? I did
10. 10 is way harder. Oh, I
think I was saying 10 is
harder because once you have
20, it could just be like, oh,
anybody that you don't think is
top five. You still throw on
that list somewhere else. You
know what I mean? One is I
I'm not upset at anyone like if you put speed in top three fine if he's below top three that's stupid
Right like objectively top three streamer. Yeah, he has to be I think I would say the best streamer of all time in my opinion
Like I think he's the guy I would say who is
You if I'm being real. I'm not that's not glaze bro. That's like you are you are deep
You're the biggest gaming streamer on on tWitch. Thank you. Thank you. He's the biggest IRL streamer
You're the biggest gaming streamer so it has to be one two right like that is that is the most fair thing possible
Three I'm putting case out
Another big gaming creator
Four and this is gonna be controversial right now, but I have to just say off of straight view count the burnt peanut
Yeah, I think I had a match and I saw your chat crash out when you said that
But Pina is Pina averages 100k viewers concurrently on both platforms playing any game any game streaming every day as well
Like peanut doesn't miss streams chat
It's not about if you watch him or don't watch him broke the guy is a great streamer
He entertains 70 to 80 to 90,000 people at any given time playing any video game
You know how you make this you know you make this easier
easier. You got to put like markers somewhere and then you kind of base it around that.
Yeah. So I think like I'm going to just throw this up there. Like I feel like a KDB is probably
a top 15 right now. She is very large growth. Very funny. Yes. I would say you got to put
Bro said who?
Probably one of the biggest growth-based streamers right now.
And then you could have Vanilla Mace there, too.
Yeah.
You're probably not going to like some of my takes, though.
I'm going to be like, it's your list, bro.
It's your list.
After the burnt peanut, somebody said Summit.
When I pulled up your stream, I was saying,
top 20 streamers right now is so different than top 20 streamers
all time, because Summit's not a top 20 streamer right now,
but all time, yeah, sure.
Like him, Ninja, but none of those guys
are making the West right now.
I'm actually going to have that five ONA pixel.
Bro, oh my god.
OK, that's what I'm talking about.
I had ONA at nine.
And I guess it's just because I want ONA to stream every day.
I would watch ONA stream every fucking morning, Jeff.
So maybe that's it.
I feel like he does stream a lot.
Six is Ron.
Ron's the biggest core house streamer.
Um,
Los I don't know like do you know like what kick streamers would be on this list? Okay. Um
Good god, dude. Well, bro in terms of Los somebody said XQC. I would probably put XQC at like nine
Okay, so you're actually see pre-fire all times probably like five like yeah
I don't know if I'm putting clav on the list dude. I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I can't remember the last 72 hour window where I haven't seen a cliff. If you look at it, dude, same with life. Okay. But are we are we are we putting in streaming clip because that's what did you see Lacey do it? He did media. Yeah. That's a different that in that list. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. If you're going outside of just stream, sure he's there. But like, no, yeah. Yeah.
But like no, yeah, I would I don't think just raw streams. No
Um, okay, I'm actually gonna say this I think and I know a lot of people like don't like neon also for
You know neon like his thing was just being as toxic and as annoying as possible and like yeah
But he is one of the biggest streamers
The world in terms of clips consistency, but also neon has like neon has had a complete character
like real, I changed 180s.
Neon is like, wait, like just way more chill
in the last year of chat, literally.
Now I'm not gonna lie, Neon was toxic as fuck
like two or three years ago.
I'm not gonna deny that.
But I think like Neon has been one of my favorite people
to actually see like, grow in streaming.
You know what I mean?
But yeah, I feel more cool now.
The more that I'm doing this list,
the more I'm like, dude,
a top 20 streamers all time is so much more fun.
than doing right now.
Cause it's like now I'm just throwing people on this list
that are like having like moments,
like dude see it's so hard cause it's like,
I wanna, people are saying Tyler won.
Tyler won is a top 20 streamer all time.
But like bro, he's a father now.
He doesn't take streaming as seriously as he did prior.
Like, I don't think Tyler won cares about streaming.
I don't know if Tyler won is top 20.
He's probably like 19 or 20.
Like he's not, who would jinge me on the list?
Yeah, if I was able to do top 20,
I would have jinge in the list.
Yeah, if I was able to do top 20.
I feel like you gotta throw like Jason.
Yep.
And then you could honestly probably throw
like all three of them together.
Yep.
People are saying moist critical.
Moist critical is a bigger YouTuber than a streamer.
I was saying that earlier.
Yeah, I like moist more so streams just for fun. Like I don't think moist like really cares about streaming. Oh god
Are we thrown in like foreign youtubers, bro?
Who's like, I mean if we're really getting into it you got to throw like yeah somebody just said rubius ebi
Yeah, ebi is probably like fucking a below queso above peanut like a vibe doesn't buy out like a fucking million views every time
He goes live. No, but he only streams like he does like
Like, eBuy has the most viewed stream ever, but it was a chat, wasn't it like a boxing event or something?
What was it?
But no, eBuy is gigantic, but I don't think eBuy streams that much.
Same with Ruby.
I'm moving neon down.
I'm moving neon down.
Like, check eBuy's hours streamed in the last year and Ruby.
It's like, I don't know if any of them stream that much.
I don't know though.
I could be totally wrong.
But see how much hours stream they have.
Because I don't think they stream that much.
He streamed 57 hours in the last month.
Why is he losing followers?
Wait, what?
He's losing followers.
Wait, OK.
So how many hours has he by streamed in the last year?
Is there a way to see that?
Where do you see last?
In the last year, like 25?
Go to 25.
Why not?
I mean like over like if you combine this probably over like over 700
Okay, I mean that's what he's doing like every time he goes live is just League of Legends
Watch parties on me. Does he own a team? He definitely owns a team chat, right? Yep.
Somebody said Marlin. I don't know if Marlin's on my list.
Okay. Are you saying top 20?
Marlin would be in my top 20, bro.
This is so hard.
Like you were saying top 10.
I feel like top 20 is so hard.
Yeah, Marlin could be like...
So, Joe, let me get that approach with your listmaking.
You kind of refired it.
Yeah, I would like...
Ludwig would be in my top 20.
Ludwig?
People are saying Hassan and Asmund,
and it's like, yeah, by raw views they are,
but I don't wanna say like,
cause they're making, it's like political content
versus just like gaming creation.
So I feel like you could have them,
but I feel like I would throw them lower.
Like you could just have Hassan and Asmund like 1920.
1920
But I'm Dante I'm Dante
Flight Sena Lex Lex is the biggest fortnight creator
It's so hard pbm's not even oh my god pbm brother so many people
There's too many fucking streamers. There's too many streamers cage
Agent Sena is still like yeah
I've already filled the fucking list only three spots left that I could probably rattle off another 20 streamers like
I told you, bro, it's hard, Joe.
It's harder than you think, bro.
I'm not kidding.
It's very harder.
So yeah, I can't not complex for getting it wrong,
but I'm going to not complex for getting it so wrong.
Yeah.
That's just sheer lack of way off.
Yeah.
Like, literally just like somebody
that scrolled TikTok for 15 minutes,
and then I'm going to rank the top 20 streamers right now.
Like never having looked at anything else.
Yep.
Yeah, it's fair point.
You put me top four, bro.
I wouldn't even put myself top 15.
Well, OK.
I said I would probably put myself like 18 or 20.
Joe, but can I say this about you, though?
In terms of growth.
Like, you've got to keep in mind, bro.
I'm like, have you looked at like Twitch Tracker as a whole?
What do you mean?
Like, like, like just channel.
Like, well, Asian Jaff got me about it.
So that ignore that.
But like you are technically the number one streamer.
Yeah, that is insane.
You're the number one streamer.
Then it's Cajal, Kaseo.
If you're just going off views, right?
Oh, wait, Tumblr.
Wait, chat, it's Tumblr.
Tumblr is always on the list.
Isn't it like Italian streamer or something, chat?
The thing is, I don't know like that.
You have 11 million hours watch.
Yeah.
Yo, you're actually the digger.
You're the have you never you don't look at your shit. No, no, I've went on to a chakra before I've went up to a chakra
But like I don't know you know what annoys me is when streamers don't activate the sub shit like I want to see you up
The dude, I bet you um
Okay, peanut like peanut definitely has a she not have fucking 80k subs
I'm certain of it like peanut has to have so many stuff like he just not on like he doesn't
I don't know why he doesn't have it there's a lot of streamers that don't like Rekai doesn't have it like you're there's a lot of guys you could scroll on this list and be like I'm not 13 bro like I'm up there but like there's probably like 30 40 other streamers that have like that many subs and just don't show it.
You're probably still top three but there might be just like a random ass streamer with 100k subs and they're just big and nobody knows.
I don't know some of these I feel like you got to filter it to personality and then like I always usually filter English
But like if you're talking biggest dreamers, bro, you got to throw up some of these guys the only thing I would say about our
Yes, I know who try max is um I don't know. Yes, Chaka. I don't know who's shock is I know who a mean is I met him
He's like a GTA RP streamer from France. He's goaded
Um, but no, a lot of the use streamers don't know the problem with subs though chat.
I think some it's a top 19 streamer right now.
Yeah, he did some of the streams every day.
I don't think you can make a streaming like I don't think you can base a streamer's popularity off of their sub count because bro,
there's so many times chat where a streamer will get 50,000 gifted subs in a month and it's like, okay, it's not.
But then you bait one.
No, you don't base popularity off that you base dedicated viewers because if you go on sub count,
Well, you have only 6K gifted, right?
The majority of your subs are paid.
So you have a very active fan base, right?
Like, same with Keso, 54,000 paid subs, 11K gifted,
but the majority of them are paying
into the subs that they have.
Whereas like other streamers, I don't know many other,
like this guy, I don't know who this is,
but like, you know, 11K of the 16K he has
right now is gifted.
It shows like that's why I put KDD on the list too,
because she is 3K gifted subs.
But she's 13K.
It's showing a plus mark.
But she's 13K solo subs.
And she's like a new streamer.
Like look at that.
Yeah.
Yeah, like that's a big peak, dude.
Like that.
And it's also like you could look at the way that I say.
Like I have more subs than, um, like Jason, where's Jason?
I have more subs than Jason.
Jason's a bigger streamer than me.
Jason's a bigger streamer than me.
I think I just have a more dedicated YouTube fan base that watches my
streams and they subbed to me.
And I'm also in sub only like 80% of my streams.
Yeah.
I saw you rip sub only the other day.
Yeah.
Well, I know.
How was it?
There's nine, there's 99 different occurrences for sub only.
I mean, dude, yeah, we do some of these like heaven now, bro.
Well, there are some subs that are psychotic, like literally just nine month subs
that just rage bait every fucking day.
But like one, the chatbotting is annoying.
So like when people like another guy came in the other day,
just promoting some fucking weird TikTok crypto scam thing for five minutes.
So we we put it on some only for that.
But also like when people are just spamming something that's just literally rage bait,
it's like, all right, 10 minutes.
stuff only. I just tell high-fives I say high-fives execute order 66 you know what it means. Oh
That's what that means when you say that I thought that meant you got to like ban everybody in your channel
Well, it's applicable to multiple situations like when we were
kicking Arke and Yuki out of the discord called on the practically tournament made applied there as well back
Let's fucking hilarious where they slow down your voice and you say get in the fucking game
Okay, but Joe can I just say why I had you high up on my list?
What well you say you watch me so that's yeah, it's okay
So my point of view is biased to me though
But let me say this though Joe first off your one of the only streamers in the world with three
Or two to three gigantic like gigantic fucking YouTube channels like you care way more about YouTube than you do streaming
Like I'm sure I mean I go live. I don't go live to stream
I mean, I go live to stream but I go live saying I need to get like three YouTube segments out of this
Like this will probably be like a main channel YouTube segment that I'll throw up as a video
Like I have to get a certain amount of videos out
But you perceive it that way now and that's like what creators don't do that
I hate because it's like how the hell are you gonna stream to 30,000 active people and then post one YouTube video a month?
Like you're just not like why are you not?
I'm not like posting, I just don't get it.
Like they have the money, they have the editors
like just make a video.
Like you don't even have to do the work.
Like it just doesn't make any sense to me.
Yeah, I think you care way more about YouTube
than Twitch, which obviously I think you should.
Like I mean, YouTube is just, bro,
YouTube is just a better platform
to actually create content on
because Jack, think about it like this.
If you're streaming, like the only people
who can actually consume the stream content
of the people who are actually in your live stream
at that exact time.
When you post on YouTube, it is literally a library.
Like you, you can put, you can put,
it's like putting, every time you post a YouTube video
you're putting a book into the library.
Joe, before I went live today, literally,
30 minutes before I went live today,
I was watching your video on your philosophy channel
called How Many True Fends Do You Really Have?
And the video is over a year old,
but you, every time you post a video
it's like putting a book into a library.
Well, so I think every streamer should care more about
Well, and you got to think too, bro, you see a lot of these streamers that want to make
a bag and streaming is an active job.
You only make money if you are live.
If you're on YouTube, you can make, I made, you watching that video made me one third
of a penny from a year ago, which isn't a lot, but like over the course of, you
know, years and, you know, you get 10K, 20K views, like it's passive income.
And I hate feeling that because I sound like a tech bro that's like by my course.
But Jack, stop typing hold cue.
I'm actually going to freak out.
It's like if you have a YouTube, people are able to watch it from years ago.
Yeah.
No, bro, exactly.
Like also, majority of the people who look at like this, like let's say you're not
home or whatever.
Like and you just, you get home, you get home from work or whatever and like you
have 30, 40 minutes to yourself before you go to sleep.
You can watch a YouTube video, but you could always watch a YouTube video. You can't always watch a stream
That's why that's what streamer should do. That's why you you build a bigger audience
You build a way bigger audience on YouTube because it's like not everybody could tap into a stream at a specific time
Whereas you might have people that like I do see your your I would say a lot larger
I'm bigger on YouTube than I am on Twitch
I would say you're bigger on Twitch than you are on YouTube
But your YouTube is growing pretty quickly like you probably have people that watch you on YouTube and never watch any of your streams
Yep.
Like, yeah.
And that's what you kind of need, in a sense, to like just be,
like that's just what, so like you being on YouTube is just better.
It just is.
Also.
Like I'm not trying to diss streaming, but like.
Yeah.
Streaming is fun for YouTube content because it's interactive.
It makes the video better.
But it's like just raw streaming.
I just don't under, I just don't understand.
Yeah.
Like when people stream, they don't have any other socials.
Also, the whole concept that I kind of look at it is like, think of Twitch as like a link.
Like, there's a lot of people that use Twitch, like for sure, Twitch has a lot of users.
If you compare it to fucking YouTube, YouTube is literally an ocean.
Like, everyone uses YouTube.
Not everybody has Twitch, but everyone has YouTube, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I mean, YouTube's like bigger.
I think at this point, YouTube might already be larger,
but I'm gonna have to take that.
I think YouTube in the next five, 10 years
is probably going to be the biggest streaming platform
outside of Netflix, HBO, Hulu,
and all of them combined by far.
It might already be that,
but like YouTube is way, it's just better.
Like, if you're somebody that,
even from a money perspective,
or like, yes, you could watch cool shows
on fucking Netflix and shit,
but it's like, bro, YouTube, there is,
and like, you could just doom scroll YouTube for days
and just find people that you fuck with
and just watch their stuff.
I also think their recommendation system's better.
The one thing I don't like about Twitch,
and I feel bad for smaller streamers,
is it's fucking impossible.
I mean, you knew this
because you were streaming for fucking three years
before you got an audience.
It's impossible to fucking grow on YouTube raw,
or not YouTube, on Twitch raw.
Like, if you're not getting clipped,
the odds that you blow up is like 0.0000001%,
even if you're the best streamer of all time.
Because nobody's gonna fucking find you
scrolling 90 pages down on a specific game category
because they're not going to get, you're not going to get recommended.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can actually be like an incredible streamer and have five viewers.
Bro, most of the big streamers, you know, like, not all, like,
for example, Joe, you were huge on TikTok before you started streaming on Twitch.
Keso was big on TikTok before you started streaming on Twitch, like, a lot.
No, Keso blew up on TikTok simultaneously.
Did you watch that, bro?
You should watch that video.
No, no, no, I know, I know.
I just mean like, like Keso was,
he blew up because he was streaming
and posting his TikToks.
Yeah, see that's not enabled him to grow.
Keso got an audience because he had like explosive clips.
Like he had the best clips for like,
when he was a tiny streamer, you know what I mean?
Like he said huge clips.
So like without TikTok
and without attaching yourself to a niche,
like if you're not like the best player at your game
or one of the best players at your game
and you're not using TikTok,
like I don't even know if it's possible
to like blow up as a streamer.
Like I actually don't even think it's possible.
No, I agree.
And I think that, I think if you wanna stream,
like people always ask,
I mean, you probably get asked that shit too,
like advice for streaming.
I always say, you have to be cross platform posting.
The odds of blowing up is really low,
but you still have to be consistent to even have a chance.
And then, like, I think I got lucky during COVID as well.
Right, because that's when like,
people were able to like start streaming.
The one thing that I wanted to say that was if you're going live and you're posting cross platform that is giving you the best odds and then on top of that, you, oh my God, what was I just going to say?
What the fuck were you just saying?
I just lost my train of thought.
Um, we were just talking about how hard the discovery is on Twitch.
Oh my God, how hard the discovery is on Twitch.
Yeah, but my opinion is like the realistic way to be a streamer.
like the actual realistic way, which is still unrealistic.
But like, not everybody's gonna be I show speed, bro.
Like that's not real.
That's not possible.
Oh, I remember what I was gonna say.
I remember what I was gonna say.
Oh, go now, go now.
I don't want you to forget.
Okay, before the weed brain leads again.
Wait, you smoked?
No, no, no, no, I'm not high right now.
I was gonna say, if the people that stream
like low competitive gameplay,
they're not personality streamers.
They don't want to blow up being entertaining.
They want to blow up playing like Valorant,
but they're hard stuck gold too.
No one is watching that shit.
Like, that's the problem.
And like, I don't want to be a dick when I say that
because I'm also shit at video games,
but I'm not sitting here going,
oh, people are watching for my fucking plat
Rocket League gameplay.
Like nobody wants to see that.
When I started streaming on my Jinxie account with like 2019, I streamed before that on like multiple other accounts.
I had an account called I Sweat Games. I showed my chat. I was like a sophomore in high school.
I didn't even hit puberty yet. And I would sit there and play Fortnite just silently not even talking.
And I was like, I was terrible at Fortnite. I was playing on Xbox. I was awful at the game.
I was barely talking. And I'm like, why is this not working? You know what I mean?
You know what I mean? And I feel like a lot of people have that mindset, but I think the realistic way to be a streamer, like to be a full-time streamer,
having to be a job is like, you have to attach yourself to a niche, whether you're like-
Oh my God, yes.
Yes, because that's how I got to like 80 viewers, was I had to attach myself to a niche and get really fucking good at a video game.
You know what I mean?
For example, Squeaks, Super Mario Speedrunning. Like, if you're able to build an audience to 100 viewers doing something,
have them fuck with you, then you're able to just transition to other shit.
Like you did R6, I did Rocket League and Minecraft.
I only played Rocket League and Minecraft every day for like six months.
If you look at my Twitch tracker, I had an audience.
I finally switched to Variety.
Was like 30, 40% of my viewers, but then I was able to build it up slowly.
Like I used to just play the same two games every day.
Dude, I did not know Joe.
I did not know you were a dedicated Rocket League streamer.
I knew you liked Fortnite a lot, but I didn't know that.
I would go live for like three hours.
This is when it was my freshman year in college.
I, it was COVID and I was like,
ah, fuck it, I'll just try streaming.
I would go live for like two hours every day and that's it.
And I'll just doom key Rocket League.
And I would shout it out
and I'd be like, come follow my Twitch.
It was rough.
Rocket League is the greatest game ever though
to play like off stream and just blast me.
Like I actually love Rocket League.
It's not yeah, it's like I mean you it's just muscle memory, but you could kind of be mindless
It's active to learn it and then mindless to play outside of it. That's what I do with like Marvel rivals
I'll play that shit off stream, and it's just like you could just um
Mindlessly play that game like once you know what you're doing
Yeah, but like chat you don't have to be
Insanely like you're gonna have to be insanely good, but you okay
You have to be either really good at a game or really fucking funny
Like I think I saw Tim the Tapman say that you have to be really good at a game or really funny to even like get a knee
No, but really good meaning almost pro. Yes not ascendant in Valorant
You have to be like mood a good or better. Yes out of video game like
That's the only the only way like you have to be I mean like you're good at rainbow
But like you're popular because you're fucking funny, right?
Yeah, I'm not like I'm not like your tax things are cheating. Okay, but they're not cheating. I'm not a pro level R6 player by any means
But like I
But you're good enough to make funny clips and also have entertaining gameplay, which is like a good combination
Yeah, no, yeah, yeah for sure for sure for sure, but um
Yeah, I didn't know how we got even to this topic. I didn't know I tracked it was a bit of a podcast segment just now
Yeah, we did get sidetracked, but it was it was it was good. It was a good segue wait for Joe
Do you have your finalized list or no?
Bro, I don't really think I could do a top 20 right now finalized list. I feel like that's a half-assed
Like I think I could do
Realistically top 20 streamers of all time like that's that easier for me so much. It's a lot
It's a lot easier like it seems like it'd be harder, but there's just locks
You know like top 20 stringers all time. You're going Tyler one. You're going to Joe
You're going summit like there's people that just make the list. Who is your mouth much more extremers Joe?
So four picks you have four picks and like
Yeah
I have to go ninja
Yeah, just because he was the first runner I ever watched and I remember being sophomore year in high school
I was watching YouTube videos and streams of ninja getting like 50 kill solo squad games. Yep. Like he's on there
um
I'm also gonna throw some it if I'm being real
Oh, gee kind of started streaming space has basically been streaming 12 hours a day 15 hours a day every day for the last fucking
910 years like that guy's dedicated
I'm gonna throw
Beed on that list because I think he is a top streamer all time and top streamer right now
And I'm gonna finalize it out with somebody that a lot of people
Probably would disagree with I'm gonna say Ludwig because he got me into modern streaming
I used to watch his Pogo stuck
Gameplays and I think he paved a lot of current gaming challenges that people do today like Brovy bro and other shit also Ludwig
Ludwig like catapulted the whole sub-a-thon concept, but he actually did
He actually did like the original sub-a-thon because like the a reason or the whole concept of a sub-a-thon is
You don't end the stream until the donation stops
So like Ludwig was live for like how long was it to 30 years? It was a month. It was one month
It was one month. Okay, but like he kept going
Because like he kept getting subs which is I thought that concept was so fucking cool at the time
No, and it was it didn't feel like a bag of fun
No, no he wanted to get off by like day 20. Yeah, and it was like, okay fine
I'll stick out a month and it was like I'll get it done because he had already
passed the goal or he had already passed the record and then it was like he went
another 10 days or some shit. So yeah it didn't feel I don't know I think
I think subathons today kind of lost their umph that they had.
Yeah, I think subathons used to feel like a big community involvement, and it was like
a cool event to basically be able to tune into your favorite streamer any day, any time
of the day for like a month, and they'd be live.
And now like most subathons just feel like, hey, we're gonna have like a million goals
that like fucking 30k subs, I'll shave my head for $300,000.
like, bro, that's not, yeah, that's not a reasonable goal.
Yeah, I also like you shave you shave your head in your
eyebrows when you lose rocket league game. Yeah, I also don't
think like, I don't know if I ever want to do a stuff about
like, I don't know if I ever want to be on camera 24 seven,
like that sounds not that suck. That sounds like having some
personal life. You know what I mean? Sounds shitty. Yeah.
I don't know. Like, I don't know. Yeah, but I think I
I don't know, like Ludwig's concept,
because that was like 2022, I think, right?
But I remember when Ludwig did like the first
like big, big, big Sabaton, like,
I thought it was such a cool idea.
My Mount Rushmore of streamers
would probably be different than that, though.
No, it was March of 2021.
2021, just-
See, that's what I'm saying.
And I know a lot of people
probably would disagree with that take,
but like, you gotta realize like, bro, Ludwig paved,
paved a lot of new avenues for streamers.
Like, he made a lot of shit popular.
Yeah.
And he's one of the first youtubers or he's one of the first streamers that got bigger on YouTube
Yeah from streaming like he did the method of I'm just gonna stream something and put it on YouTube
I'm gonna stream something put it on YouTube like
Which is also just sick. So
All right. Well, I got to go play a horror game. I took up too much of your time
No, no, it's fun. It's fun, bro.
All right, well, I'll see you tomorrow for
or did you tell your chat about the slopship?
Yes, sir.
Well, I'll see you tomorrow, buddy.
All right, bro, I'll see you tomorrow, Joe. Peace.
Yeah, catch.
Chat. Okay.
My mouth rust more of streamers.
God, okay.
Speed.
Is the goat of streams.
greatest streamer of all time, in my opinion, Ninja, we literally got so many people into
streaming and like Ninja made streaming really mainstream, like very fucking mainstream.
Like Bro, Ninja was on the fucking LL degenerative show dude.
Like I like I don't know.
Like Ninja made streaming mainstream and he made gaming because like bro back in I didn't
even know this bro but you guys know in the old twitch days you weren't allowed to go
full cam like twitch was I didn't know this XQC told me this in England we were like
talking before we were talking in the hotel but in the old days of twitch if your camera
took up more than like, I think 20% of the screen, it was like TOS, it was banable. It was literally
banable. Like you were not allowed to go full cam. Like Twitch was surely a gaming platform.
So let me say this now. That brings me to my next point. I think Aiden made streaming,
Aiden made streaming mainstream for like desktop and guests and like the whole concept of like
bringing rappers on stream, like that whole blueprint,
like I would watch those streams all the time in 2021.
Literally.
Like Aiden made streaming mainstream in the sense of like,
oh, this isn't just a fucking gaming platform.
Like Aiden was a pioneer,
a literal pioneer of what streaming is.
So my Mount Rushmore of streamers would be,
Okay, speed is the goat, like greatest streamer ever, um, just what he does is insane.
Like it's actually so cool to see.
Um, Aiden, like Aiden was the person who made streaming more than just about playing
video games like Aiden made streaming more than about just playing video games
like he was the first person to actually bring rappers on stream and it was like
oh the stream is just his room and it's what's happening in his room that whole
blueprint is gonna be because of a ninja like ninja made ninja made
streaming mainstream bro like he really did like I see you guys are saying a
of like OG names and stuff, but like Twitch was just not a big platform before Ninja and Prime 4.
Like it just wasn't. What do you mean close one? I'm typing Ninja. What? Okay, now
for my last one, it's Kai bro. I think this is the Mount Rushmore streaming bro.
I think this is it. I think this is like the Mount Rushmore streaming. No. No, I think I think I think I bro dead ass.
I think hi.
Um, yeah, like what, like the thing is a lot of like what Kai did and Aiden did is
Like a lot of it is sort of centered around, I guess, like guests or like collapse and stuff like that.
But like, Aiden was like the one, like the first one who did it, but I think Kai like mastered it.
Like I think Kai like mastered it. And I understand people saying XQC.
Like XQC has been around for like so long, bro. XQC is like just timeless.
I think this is, I think this is a pretty fair list.
Deadass.
I think this is a good list chat.
I think that's like the best list I could make, bro.
Okay, I'm like way behind on my stream, what up?
I was supposed to do a gaming one.
Now, bro, that's the thing, bro.
Streaming is just like, you can do gaming or IRL.
That's the cool thing about streaming.
But all right, bro,
let me close out of all these fucking things.
I have so much shit, hold on.
It's a tiktok list bro. It's not a tiktok list chat. It's not a fucking tiktok list dude
It's not a tiktok list chat
All right lock in
Okay
Dude, I have to put bro. I didn't know if I have time to get on League today
I'm gonna call I'm gonna play Loos in 2k right now in like 15 minutes. Let me call it
I don't know if I have time to play any of the games
Okay, let me call most rapidly I have to play do I have to I have to play Losin to catch
up.
No more lead yo chat yo those what's up.
What's up bro.
Are you ready.
There he is.
He is who are most why'd you answer the phone like that, bro?
Hey, man, just show your top 10 streamers list
Yeah, I'm just gonna say like I can't stream today, but okay
Bro most maybe maybe you can get one of them on the top 10 most if you streamed
Let me say it because he hung up because the losses throw in a fit chat if low streamed
every day Los would probably be in my top my top five like I most is fucking hilarious
but he doesn't stream.
Hell friend.
No, I know.
I know.
Dude, I love Los.
I watch Lo's clips. I just send like I literally go in bed and scroll through TikTok and just send Lo's brain rot clips of it
But bro Lo's just needs to stream more bro. He needs to stream more and bro. He needs to do more gaming streams
Lo's is Lo's playing evil Fortnite is the greatest shit that's ever happened. I don't know why he doesn't do that shit anymore
Also, hey Lo sits me. Yeah, I'm gonna ask him about that guy chat. Do you know this guy?
Chad, do you know this guy? Hold up. Let me actually pull up. Dude, this guy's the code.
Loose doesn't stream it up though. He needs to stream more. Let me pull it up.
This right here. Chad, do you guys know this guy?
Yo Loose, it's me. Okay, what's his, what's the name? Someone named Caesar? Oh yeah, hey man.
Hey man, why you don't know who that is?
What, yeah, he's been, he's been, yeah.
Who is he?
Is he Caesar?
Caesar?
From where?
Who are you?
Hey, listen to me.
Yo, he has to do a stream with this guy
in a Discord call.
He has to stream with this guy.
I don't really want to cause a commotion,
but I just really want to be on your side
because I'm just always.
You must stay by the U.
Like, I mean, what is this?
What is the outro?
Bro, what is the outro, Chad?
What the fuck is the outro?
Hey, listen to me.
He needs to stream with this guy, bro I don't know what Loos has been up to but he needs
to stream with this guy.
Now chat, greatest Loos clips of all time.
Loos Evil Fortnite.
I
Spall is slewed have to be the two big
You guys are shooting at the wrong people dude
Okay, this tree was gonna be peaked chat chat who do you got winning broke me or losin 2k? Who do you got?
Look at this comment the only person to not enjoy prime fortnight not a single one was it's
Yeah
Okay, you know what no most isn't my top 10 bro. I don't care. I'm making a list on the streamers that I watch the most
Now top 100. I'll fucking die on the street.
All right. These are the streamers that I watched the most. Not 100. Shut up. Okay.
The person that I watched the most? Joe Barber. I can watch Joe talk about fucking paint drying.
That's the person I watch the most.
Kato?
Person I watch the second most?
Three, I'm not even kidding, probably Lose.
I sit in bed and just die laughing
at this guy's clips every night.
I'm not kidding.
Speed?
Yes, I watched Speed a lot,
but I don't like, Speed doesn't stream like,
Speed doesn't stream like every night
where I can watch every night.
So I would say like Ron, I watch Ron a lot.
Speed, I watch a lot of speed clips.
Chad, this is based on who I watch the most.
All right?
O'Neil Schnitzel, I actually watch O'Neil more than speed.
Hey Chad, this is just who I watch bro.
I'm not saying this is just who I watch the most.
So this is completely my list.
Okay. Okay, okay. Okay. Who do I watch after this? God, I love watching ONA streams because
ONA is EU2 and he's in the morning and it's just perfect because he's live when I wake
up. I watch a little bit of Lacey, bro. The thing is I don't watch IRL streams chat.
I know some people do. The only person I actually watch IRL stream is Ron and Speed.
I don't really watch any other IRL streams, but sometimes I'll go in Lacey's chat and just troll him.
Speed, who else chat? Jynge, I do watch a lot of Jynge.
Who else bro?
High Vyze? Oh my god, I actually do watch High Vyze. Yes, yes I do. I actually might
watch I think I watch high-vives more than Ginge I'm not even kidding actually
I watch high-vives most days I love trolling high-vives okay who else chat
Dante I don't watch Dante sketch sketch doesn't stream bro I love sketch my
god but he doesn't actually bro he'll just go fucking a month without streaming
Literally. XGC? Ah! I watch X, but normally I just go in his chat and troll him. I normally
just go in his chat and troll him. Who else, bro? Who else? No, it's not magic.
Flights, yeah, flight doesn't stream that much though, Chad.
Flight doesn't stream that much, but flight is like,
I mean, I do watch a lot of flight,
but like flight doesn't stream that much.
But yeah, I throw flight in my top 10.
In terms of just pure clip enjoyment,
yeah, flight's in my top 10.
Who else, Chad?
No, it's not that flight streams really late bro, flight streams really late, but I watch
a lot of flight YouTube videos and clips.
Who else bro?
Who would be my 10?
My 10th most watch.
I don't watch live streams, I watch live YouTube videos, they're not streams.
And that's just because I'm really, really, really into chat.
My autism can't handle this.
What does that even mean, bro?
What does that mean?
Ludwig, I watch a lot of Ludwig's videos.
Ludwig makes great videos.
Jason, I don't watch IRL streams that much chat,
besides run and speed.
I don't, I think I watch any other IRL streams.
Trying to think, bro.
I keep reading your guys' names.
I would rather die than watch myself.
I can't do that.
Maybe like a siege person maybe, maybe like, probably a siege person like maybe Stompin,
Winnie Streams or Mingo, Winnie Streams.
I like watching Siege, but yeah, okay, that's probably my top 10.
That's probably my top 10.
I watch voice videos.
I watch voice videos.
I watch a lot of voice videos.
Yeah, this is streams. Purely like streams. But yes, bro.
Alright, chat, it's time to whip Los's ass.
Wait, I need to call those back because I, okay, I made a better list.
I made a better list now.
Play a game, dog. Relax!
We're about to play Los.
Now do your top 10 OF streamers.
Mom, just ban that guy.
I just banned him.
Ooh, Dante's now too, Loki!
Okay, slash Dante's.
Yeah, I watch Dante's.
Do you chat?
Like I said, tomorrow we're doing so-
Your call has been forwarded to voice-
Los really do?
No, seriously?
Chat when Los picks up, I'm gonna say,
hey, Los, it's me.
Bro, Lose is not going to pick up.
Bro, Lose is not going to pick up.
Your call has been forwarded to voice.
Bro, Lose is not going to pick up chat?
Bro, Lose, I made a new message dude based off who I watched the most. Lose, please.
Lose, don't do this, bro.
Lose, I made a, please call him again. No, Lose, please.
Lose, please don't do this, bro.
Los please, bro.
Your call has been phoned.
Oh my God.
He's not going to be happy that I'm on that list. Yeah, because Los Los things high visors AI chat. Let me say that again. Los things high visors AI.
He legitimately believes high-vives is not a real person.
Bro, come on, Los. I didn't mean it.
Bro, Los, this is my top 10 on who I watch the most.
Come on, Los.
Bro, chat. Los is mad at me.
Bro, Los is mad at me, dude.
He might be in a drive-thru wait-and-hour.
Yo, Milo, chill out.
Milo, what the fuck, dude?
Los said, I'm starting stream. You might as well warm up. Get some shots up. You're gonna need it.
Bro.
All right, chat.
He wants me to warm up.
So I think the last time we streamed 2K was at the start of the year. That stream was peak, by the way
Okay, may chat. Should I play on Xbox or PC Xbox, right?
Chasing Xbox 2K better. Should I play on Xbox or PC?
Chat, run a poll. Is it, is an Xbox ass or no PC ass for 2K?
Yeah, PC2Gay's ass, right?
Lacey honed you in duke, bro.
Lacey didn't own me in duke, Lacey beat me in a best of three, and I won a game.
He didn't own me.
It was the best of three, and I won a game.
Relax, dude.
Also, chat, Lacey's good at video games, Loz is not.
Loz can't play any video games, guys.
But yeah, this is Loz's one game.
He said he's gonna kick my ass.
Let's see it, bro. Let's fucking see it, dude. Let's see it
All right, we're done on the Xbox
Bro chat since I've been into the whole PC gaming thing. I haven't been on Xbox as much y'all
I've been playing Rocket League on PC, Siege on PC, League on PC, it's going to be back
on the box.
All right, chat, who do you got with this, okay, if this takes forever, it's no words
because I updated my PC 2K yesterday.
Oh no, it's going fast.
All right, I'm going to go P. Chat, who do you got, me or Loos in 2K?
We've never played.
Let's go.
you
you
Thank you.
Hey, hello, Sid's me.
Alright, chat.
Yo, as y'all know, I'm pretty good at 2K.
Here comes the whole fucking chat, typing cap.
I'm just saying, I grew up in this game, bro.
2K16, 2K17 was my shit.
Also, bro, this isn't like no my team bullshit
where we have 99s running around,
fucking shooting from half court, fading.
This is real 2K, bro.
I told those, I'm not playing my team, dude.
Chet, should I give some packs on my team, though?
Just to pass the time.
Losus stalling, Chet.
Classic, Losus stalling.
Hey, listen to me.
All right, my brain is crying, bro.
Leo, think of it in the prime time.
Don't be up thinking in the prime time.
Dude, they got STB on the cover.
Chat, 2K27.
It might be wet bananas, guys.
Wait, I can't hear the music.
Y'all can hear the music?
I can't hear the music.
Chad, let's get the rest in peace.
Can I chat for YouTube?
High-fives, can you fix the...
The thing high-fives. I kind of ice. Can you make it to where it pass throughs the headphones? I get your
recipes to the YouTube stream
Hey, those it's me
Luca don't shit
Projack
No, this is too gay this is too gay 17
Wait, dude that's a Technic Miller? That's a Technic Miller. I'm not kidding. Bro, send
that again! What the fuck?
Oh my god, is that real?
That's not real. That's not real. There's no way that's real.
That's not fucking real.
That has to be a phage.
That is not real.
Invite him.
Bro.
That's not real.
That's not real.
That's not real.
That's not real.
That's not real.
That's not real.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Bro.
Watch his Instagram story. Wait, wait, wait, wait. That's actually Technic Milla.
Say you swear to God that's Technic Milla.
Bro, why is he verified on 2K though? Wouldn't he be verified?
Bro, his Instagram story says nothing.
Who is that? He's an NFL player. He was like the best rookie receiver in the NFL last year.
All right, I think that's real
That's not real bro this song brings back so many memories. Oh my god
you
you
you
you
you
You
In your team the dark mall
You want me to name my team this this way you want me to name my team
Yo, bro. Is there a fucking rock in your head?
This way you want me to name my team get it out
All right, what is playing what is this shit? What is this?
Yo, yo bro, yo, yo, where's Tampa?
There's a NBA team out there where is Tampa dude, where's Tampa?
What is this dog shit music?
Tampa, Tampa, Tampa.
Okay, there we go.
Sing it, what is this song?
I don't know what this is.
Yo guys, I'm not putting out as my team location. Literally fuck off.
Onyx, Kyrie, Irving?
Wait, so they're just canning you 96's?
Kyrie's such a glitchy two guy.
All right, wait is this black top? Can I just go in? Can I just go in?
Did you get that?
My bonus three golds in?
Or are we serious?
This guy's cool!
It's X-A.
X-A passing with a gold.
No!
Where'd my armor?
Yo, yo, yo, if I lose to three golds, I'm not even going to play Lo's.
I
Said we're back for a violation of jump rate
Bro not no when biama could shoot this
That's when biama me home
You're so ass it's funny appreciate it bro. No, no much love
Yeah, right
I
Have the best
No
What
What?
Lay off mine.
Bro, he's releasing from the fucking side!
He's shooting like a grandma!
Look, I didn't shoot again.
You're not making that. You're not making that.
Oh, the fuck is that? Who is that?
Whoa! Who is that? Why is he red? He's not missing.
You're losing to AI. I won the game, bro.
Yo, 2k! Yo, yo, yo! Can we put on playboy Cardi or something? What the fuck is this?!
Oh, wait.
Okay, this song still lasts but that beat drops on us.
I have 600,000 DCs. How much packs can I get with 600k DCs?
Oh shit! Oh shit!
What are you, super pack thoughts?
Wait, what?
Power forward. Dead item.
88 free throw!
BOLT!
Is he risen up the camera?!
What the fuck?!
Nicola mirrored it what
All right, so we get one good player from every path got it
Wait, it's a good song, now we're talking.
Yeah.
Wait, hold up.
Wait.
Who the?
Trish Paul!
Trish Paul!
Trish Paul!
Oh, Kiffy!
Oh, Kiffy!
Oh, Kiffy!
Oh, Kiffy!
Oh, Kiffy!
Oh, Kiffy!
Oh
Kappa, all right
Wait, I forgot opening packs actually kind of fun. I forgot about this
I remember to get one good player for every pack
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go white guard post runs across the west more
PROSS OF MY PROSS!
PRIME!
What?
Wait?
Who the fuck is Steve Francis?
Steve Brantchize?
Steve Francis.
You don't know ball. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a casual. Yes, I'm probably a casual. Yes
Wait point guard slow game that's what you're doing
My god, oh my god 96 steps
That's actually an insane pool that is actually an insane pool what
The only ever unanimous MVP holy shit, what does that go for?
Yeah, what does that go for? That's actually so lucky. I'm not
Two to go.
Blue game.
Ace out of the jolly.
Hornets, Hornets.
Who could that be?
Jesser the laser?
Jesser the laser?
Who the fuck is...
con nipple?
What?!
What?
He's a wet red one, T-Rex?
My team's gonna be broken now, but what?
Sean Marion.
Is that you?
Wait, let me just switch.
Wait!
Tyrese Alibur, dude!
Oh my god!
Wait, my pack looks insane.
Gross.
Wait, so 2k just hands you all the players?
They just give you a team?
Wait, chat, chat, chat.
Do you get his keys, everybody?
I'm used to FIFA where like you have to spend 8 grand to get a good hold.
Sixers.
Most obvious sponsored pack opening.
Yo, boggles.
If this was sponsored and I didn't say anything,
You realize this would be illegal, right?
Like, Boggles, I don't know if you're like brain dad or something, or if there's any neurons
firing in your head.
If this was sponsored and I didn't disclose that information, that would be illegal.
You understand that, right, Boggles?
You think I want to give 2K money?
And I would go here like that girl
Check Kelly Oogre why I've heard of this guy
This cost money Matt. Yeah, unfortunately
Well, actually I I had BC from the start of this year, but I spent more money on the game. So I mean, yeah
Who is that?
Oyeka Onkonslu.
Jadadad don't know any of these guys bro.
I don't, dude I don't, I need to watch and I need to get back in the NBA.
Wait.
Chino Hills.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now this the guy that played with Mello?
What?
Wait, that guy was in the league?
What?
Bro, he was number zero, right?
He just dunked on everybody?
Bro, oh my God.
Yeah, that's like he's right.
He's hiding for a reason.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, I actually did not know that.
Why did we make it to the league chat?
Quick, our dead man.
Mike Connelly?
Nihon.
Jack, did you guys know at one point in time, Mike Connelly was like the highest-paying
player in the NBA?
I'm not even kidding.
Yo, I can't get on these centers.
If y'all don't have one point in time, my count is like the highest paid player in the NBA.
Lonto's a 75?
What?
What?
Nine.
Lonto's a 75?
What?
Chef, what is a mellow?
Nadibal Hitler.
Kings, wait.
Is this who I think?
Yeah, I don't know who that is, God. Bro, I need to watch NBA. Losers calling? Wait,
what? What? Losers calling? Yo, Los, what's up, man? Yo, man. Hey, Los, it's me. Hey,
Hey man, how you doing? You getting some shots up over there? I'm just picking
packs bro. Mejha, Mejha. Bro, no, no, you're looking at, you're looking at like
the shitty versions of them. I just open your stream. Okay. Wait, how did I get
a Duke player in an NBA 2K hit? Bro, bro, wait, you're opening those wrong, oh wait,
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Are we doing my team or normal?
I could show you the good patch.
How is this guy 98?
No, normal, bro.
Please normal.
Normal.
Chad, what do you think?
Should we do, come on, man.
Chad, should we do normal or my team?
There is, okay, I'll tell you this, bro.
There is a bundle.
There is a box right now.
If you open like two of them,
you'll get an entire team of 99 pluses.
It's a super box.
I get close to like a hundred bucks
Chats should we do my team or regular teams vote a poll vote on a poll? I'm actually wait wait wait. He won't kick it do both
His team is insane bro most are you pay to win dude? You creep are you paid?
No, no, no, no. Don't listen the first of all. There's no way that anyone
Has seen my team bro. I keep my team on private
Yo, bro, you know
Also, let me make a ground rule. Can I make a ground rule before we start?
What? What do you do? No gloves. No gloves. Because look, I don't want you in try hard mode. Just a bro. It's a friendly wager.
Okay, no gloves.
Loose, can I get a, can I get a yes? No gloves.
Bro, high-bives pull up the sky stream. What's he doing right now?
DeMar DeRosin, holy shit!
Oh my god!
DeMar DeRosin, yikes, bro.
What do you mean, yikes?
Bro, this guy's like a beast.
DeMar DeRosin's some ass, bro.
Hey, Los, it's me.
Yo, Los, do you know that guy?
I- like, okay.
Los, why don't you do a stream where you talk to that guy?
Do you know what I'm even talking about?
What are you talking about?
Huh? DeMar DeRosin?
No, no, no.
You don't know Hey, Los, it's me.
You don't know who that is.
You've never heard of him.
Who the fuck is that?
What do you mean Halo?
What is that?
What are you talking about?
Bro, I forgot you're 40.
Wait, chat, hold up.
Loose doesn't know Halo since me.
All right, well, that guy's going to be-
Devin Booker!
Devin Booker!
Holy shit!
OK, my pack is the same.
Let me see.
Let me see what kind of Devin Booker is this.
Let me see.
Wait, so because?
Close.
98 Devin Booker!
Holy shit, chat.
there we go. Okay, look, so yeah,
we don't have a good card there, man.
Good cards there, bro.
Yeah, buddy, it's a good card.
I'm gonna show you,
you know, Jixi, Jixi, you're opening the rolling packs.
These are like, these cards are from all start weekend.
Those cards are fucking months old.
Okay, all right.
Yo, all right.
First off, take a fucking chill pill, dude.
Relax.
You getting excited over this is like,
I don't, what's the equivalent to this, Jay?
Like, what?
Like, you getting excited over pulling like,
like a I don't know what is that thing that those little goblin guys in the
barrel I don't know bro those those I don't know all the packs because I'm not
a pay-to-win two cage degenerate bro you're paying the wind bro I don't care
I'm just good at no dude I'm not paid with that's why I'm saying let's play
one more I just got Calcora I just got Calcora I know that face I know that
That face! That is Kyle Korber!
OH MY GOD!
WHAT?!
Yeah, 94- You know what? Yeah, put Kyle Korber in, bro.
Let him guard LeBron in my team.
Yo, yo, yo, yo dude.
Los, I know you're like a full-time LeBron and traitblazer.
Can you take it down a notch while you're in the call tonight, please?
Like, bro, I don't need that right now, dude.
Seriously, I know you're like-
Oh, he can guard my Paul George! He can guard my Paul George.
Okay, okay.
back back
Wait, so tell me the right path those please. I'm gonna show you as soon as you're done with these I'm gonna show you
I'm gonna show you okay. Also. I want to see your disgusting sweaty team
I want to see your sweaty ass team, please. Let me see if I can share my skin with you. Hold on
Also, those what did you think of the album bro? Iceman? What did you think?
Iceman is generational
Bt that that album is is has no misses at all literally. It's it's it's amazing people are not listening enough
And made of honors fire. I heard of bt and made of honor where is to illustrated albums by critics ever?
No, no wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. Okay. Okay, though. I understand you're falling for like, you know shit online
I get it
Okay, uh wait tell him tell him to open the 75k 100 pack. Oh
Yeah, you'll get guaranteed on your overall. Okay. I'm gonna show you with open
I might have to load a couple hundred bucks though, but you're rich this
Let's Dylan Brooks way this is Dylan Brooks bro didn't this guy hate watch LeBron at the playoffs
I saw that it was like three oh in the series and he got court signed tickets. This guy's a sicko
He did do that it's pretty funny though
Um actually got court side tickets to that that's actually disgusting. Okay most guide me bro. Where do I go?
Mr. Okay, so quick quick sell all that garbage
That's trash just quick sell that yeah, okay, so
Yes, so all yeah, okay. All right, so go to yeah. Yeah, wait wait go to Splash Festival
The second one, okay got it. I'm here
I'm not giving this scam company all my VC, bro, like you see, you have 100,000 sobs.
You have a hundred thousand sobs.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
But bro, it's about the principle of giving these greasy bastards a dog.
principle so so so you'll spend fucking a quarter million dollars on this dog shit
ass that nobody plays anymore and they didn't even give you credit but you
won't spend $200 on this game for fun okay fine fine you're right you're right
okay you're right you're right I need to buy I'm gonna buy like 40k BC and I'm
good I'm good okay cool cool yeah just hide your screen because you don't
want to leak anything yeah yeah yeah yeah hold up let me hide screen all right
most um bro let's do this shit man so i'm gonna make sure you box make sure you buy the 700 uh the
best value one because i'm gonna show you something to buy at the end. Wait so most why don't we do a
pack and play? Pack and play? So we both open the same box and whatever our team is we have to
play with because bro you're paid away. No no but what i'm trying to tell you is all my all my
players are 99 overalls the box that you're about to open you're literally guaranteed an entire
team of 99s. So there's no like it's not like a pain away like I don't like you know what I mean
bro but you're gonna have the best 99 slash 100 at every spot. Bro I think we both open the same
box at the same time and whatever we get is what we do. Okay so here's the problem with that.
Wait, wait, I bought too much VC.
Why do I have a million VC now?
No, no, you're going to need that because I'm going to show you some.
You know what, matter of fact, by the pack that's next to the 451st,
guaranteed 100 overall.
OK, OK, back, back.
All right, let's see what I get.
2510.
Guaranteed 100.
Let's see what you get.
You want to see a white glow.
OK.
Shooting garb, shifty shooter.
Whoa.
Pintucky, what? Who the fuck is this? Oh no, did you get Tyler Hero?
Wait, didn't Tyler Hero not claim you as a heat fan?
Say you know, J.C. is just chronically online. I mean, it makes sense. Bro, no, didn't Tyler
I'm literally not playing you as a heatman.
I'm doing it.
Where are you?
Where are you with some girl in Breaking Bend?
All right.
All right.
All right.
Okay, okay, okay.
Look, Jack, it's not like-
I could have sworn.
I could have sworn you were in Breaking Bend.
Bro, Lose, there's no way you watch A.I. brain-dead content on TikTok, Lose.
Like, bro, I don't think it's brain-dead at all.
I think it's genius.
Okay, I'm just going to rip like 10 of these packs and just have a full one.
No, no, no, no, open up for a fifth, oh my God.
Yo, relax, relax.
All right, all right, you got 100,000.
Okay, small forward, posterizer.
This could be LeBron.
No, no, no, no, no, it's not LeBron, it's not LeBron.
North Carolina, who plays at North Carolina, the chat?
Oh, you got Vince Corder, bro.
It's McCord.
Yo, what's going on with 2K and giving me fucking college players?
Bro, what the fuck?
They made it's really weird like there's a college version and a normal like NBA version of all these players.
So like it's the same card basically.
So let's open this box now right? Open this box?
Yes, yes. This is the one where you can get LeBron.
So if you see like a crazy glow it could be LeBron.
I kind of want Jordan because Jordan's the go.
You can buy Jordan right now.
Okay, okay.
Wait, I just got, I just got Yanis.
You're dead in the water.
I just got Yanis.
Oh my god!
Oh, fuck. Okay.
Greek freak on the court?
Greek freak in the sheets.
Chat, oh my god!
No, you're not gonna be dead.
This is like the best card you've ever played.
That's actually a good card,
because you know Yanis can't shoot in real life,
and this card, he can actually shoot.
Well, and I can just speed boost,
and I can warp past you with the left trigger shift.
Oh my god, that's actually great. That's a great pick. That's a good apple point guard lightning launch
993 ball
Rockets
Jack who's the rocket's point guard right now? Who the fuck is this? Oh
You got Steve Francis
Bro, I don't know who that is
Uh, this, this is a, this is a, well listen, every car that's 100 is 99 everything.
Oh, wait, wait, that's just stupid.
So then what matters, the height?
Yeah, basically.
Well, not yet, kinda.
So this is gonna be your 599 overalls, right here.
Yo, I'm pretty sure I got, I got Jordan, I got the goat, I got Jordan.
I got 99 Jordan Kyrie who the fuck is that in the middle chat Michael over one day Kyrie
Irving Dante Exum I haven't heard that name in a while bro that's actually good you got
Jordan yeah the goat bro the goat I mean do you not think Jordan's the goat most
I mean currently right now the goat is Wemby.
Yeah, but that's not how, yo, that was smooth.
That's not how goat works.
It's greatest of all time, bro.
You can't be the goat.
Oh, I'm just saying, there's no basketball player
better than Wemby.
Is that me, Chad?
Is that me in the back?
Who the fuck is this, dude?
That's me.
Stop trying to get a flight reacts moment, bro.
Like, we get it, man.
Yo, most by the way, bro, I made a new top 10 streamers list based on who I watched the
most bro and I have you in my top three.
All right, dude.
Oh shit.
Yes, bro.
Listen, I said you would have to say I watched bro.
Why don't you stream every day?
Um, you know, that is a good question.
I think the real question is, how have you streamed 500 days in a row?
Uh, I did, honestly, I don't even know at this point, to be honest with you, bro.
Like, you don't even, like, how do you do, like, you can't, like, go away or anything.
You can't, like, go on a little trip.
Like, you can't do anything.
Nah, bro.
I just, like, I like streaming, dude.
I like streaming.
I don't know.
So, is your, is your, is your, are you gonna pull, like, are you gonna pull, like,
and like just just like disappear one day. No, no, bro. Dude, I think once I sleep for two years straight
I might do three years straight. I'm not even getting bro
Really? I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't like yeah, I want to see if I can do three years chat that ass
That'd be insane. I mean listen listen you
You easily like
There's no way on the streaming list you were 24. So like I just lost respect
like. No yeah. That was peak
bro that was peak. Wait look
what is the order. Am I in
infinite glitch loss. I keep
opening the same thing. No
you just got 50 cards for the
uh it's like um how do you
how do you explain it basically
like you get a bunch of these
like these cards and you can
put them into a set and then
you get a player from the
Yes, select her select her you're gonna need her you're gonna need her okay. I'm gonna set her as your head coach
Wait, most do you play basketball in real life most?
Do hell yeah, I play almost every day. I go to the gym every day
Well, yeah, yeah, you can't yo bro. You can't shit like that and like no cuz bro
No, no, you you walk into the bear track loads
Hey loves if you go to the gym every day, bro, I'll get a fucking ass back every day
Okay, no, no, I'll say this. I'll say this
within the past
Like few weeks or so. I've been trying to go a lot and I play basketball every day when I go
Okay, I'm just gonna read
Burgers at the gym
Dude, you know what I'm actually you know what I'm actually doing though. What what what?
I'm building I'm building a basketball court in my house. Are you dead ass? That's actually a good idea, bro
That's actually a good idea
Bro, how do you know that though? Is that like expensive as shit?
Well, I hope that it's gonna be like a good investment for my stream
You know dude, you're gonna have cameras in there, bro
You should one be one your dad in basketball that would be such a peak stream. Oh my god
Okay, how about this? How about when it's built you come? Yes, we play bro. Yes. Yes
Yeah, I would destroy you in basketball, bro.
OK, they said it's going to be like five, six months.
That's what they said.
OK, thank God you didn't take six or seven months.
Bro, yes, let's do it.
Let's do it, bro.
I told him, I told him, can we do this in three months?
And he was like, I don't know.
We got to see.
So I'm talking to other contractors,
because I feel like six months is like too long
to just build like a structure, you know?
Like if you build a basketball court in your house,
I will, I will be one. Yes. I'll literally, where do you live? Jersey?
No, I'll, I'll show you, I'll show you where I live. I have a couple,
a couple properties, but I'll, I'll, I'll show you. Wait, what?
Look at him. What? How many properties do you have? What?
I got like, I have like, I have like, I did a good amount.
I got a good amount right now. I'm trying to stack up. Or, wait,
my chat saying, baon baon. You're in baon most.
How far down is my dad my dad is is is is a big fan of Bayon shattered Bayon, New Jersey
No, no, you can't no no no Bayon is not there's not like houses in Bayon
Well, like there are but not like this wait loads. Should I open this other box?
You think or no this one. Um, no open the 75 keys with the rest of your empty. Okay?
I got it, I got it, I got it.
The 100 overalls, because that'll fill out your team.
OK, OK.
After those deaths.
But yeah, bro, no, dude, I'm going to have cameras in there
and shit.
It's going to be nice.
OK, good, that's a good idea.
Ask folks about Spearmint Rhino.
What is that?
You just named my dad's favorite strip
bumper back in the day in Vegas.
So that's what you just, yeah.
Hopefully my mom's not watching.
But yeah dude Alonso morning, bro, that is a OG name chat. That is a OG name
Yeah, and the stupid thing about 2k is like that card long so morning
He's never hit threes in his life that car can hit threes in 2k. Yeah, I think um
Bro FIFA does the same thing at the end of the year where they just break the game and wait 99 Lakers. Hold up
Wait, oh my god
Wait
Jack was that 42. Oh, you got James Ward
That's who James Warby is
Bro, I don't know shit about basketball. I know I thought you were basketball fan
Are you more of a soccer fan? I'm more of a soccer fan, bro
But I watch basketball when I was a kid because bro, let's be on bias
the era that we okay well the era that I grew up in was the best era for basketball
that was like prime curry prime calves you were in like the Steve matter but
whatever you like Steve no like how old are you 24 like this one my hair of
Basketball like I grew up on Curry LeBron prime you grew up in like
Okay, I'll say
Wait, wait, wait, she's yet to fucking good as I don't even have that card. Okay, bro
I'm your best card. That is your best card
Does is height the only thing that matters
Bro, you have a cagey that could play shooting guard.
Nah, that's not, nah, nah, nah, that's crazy.
What was your era of basketball?
Was it like Jerry West?
Alright, so I grew up, my first NBA game I ever went to,
my dad took me to the garden, he took me to the Knicks game.
This was 2005, so I was like 10 years old.
I was like 9 or 10 years old.
2005 it was the Nix.
Don't keep no one.
That's actually not a bad card for a center.
It was Nix versus Heat, so it was on the Heat.
It was D-Wade and Shack versus the Nix.
Wait, your first game ever was D-Wade and Shack most?
D-Wade and Shack, bro. It was so far.
And yeah, that's what made me fall in love with basketball.
like, you know, going to that game and then I just, you know, ever since then.
Damn, bro.
So I'll always love Shack and D-Wade. Like, those will always be like mine,
like the two, like, that I started watching, you know?
Yes.
Who is your, wait, wait, what's your football team?
Like NFL? The Bucks. Can't it be Bucks?
So are you more of a football or a soccer fan?
Soccer.
Well, okay, so play soccer to watch NFL, but when it comes to the peaks, when it comes
to the peaks of soccer, no sport can compete with like a World Cup final.
Like a World Cup final is, bro, there's nothing better to watch.
Yeah, no, yeah, you're right.
That's better than the Super Bowl.
That's better than, actually, nah, I'm gonna say this, bro, game seven NBA finals
is peak.
Bro, but you gotta think bro. I'm gonna go fuck about soccer dudes running around
Flailing falling getting red cards and not dude getting kicked in the shin
Give me give me game seven NBA finals
But like how many games seven NBA finals has there even been in the last 20 years like three
I mean last year there was one but then Tyres Hal Burton got got injured ruined it. Yeah, we got that ruined it
Okay, okay, I have everybody I have my team, bro
Okay, go to your go to um, let me help you out a little bit go to go to manage and then go to your your lineup. Okay
Now can I auto-fill oh
Shit now you know make a whole new one just go just go to uh, oh no it did all don't feel
I
Just a good Katie and I shoot a guard over Harrow fuck. Yeah, bro
Robe, but what is your team, bro?
Wait, let me see what you got what you still have
Splash you think he's good to go. What does he need more players?
You have wampie
bro you can't use Wemby, Loose, Loose, Loose, what? you can't use a 7 foot 5
player who can shoot from the logo, no, wait he just needs a center right? okay
how do we get him a center? yo he's avoiding, no no no you can't use fucking Wemby
bro, can we give him Wemby? how do we give him Wemby? wait can he get
Shack still or no
Bro, let me just get a win bro
That's gone. Yo if he buys them the pass don't get don't MJ who else are there any centers in that or not?
No, what is this dog should ask music is this fucking sexy red what am I listening to
I don't do this. This is trash.
What the fuck am I listening to?
Okay, J.C., this is what you're gonna have to do, bro.
You need to pull a center. You might need to spend another Honda. I'm not kidding.
Oh my God.
You don't have a good center. You don't have like a pole center.
Bro, you're gonna use 100 rated Wemby on me. What are you a child?
Dude first of all I'm B. I'd yow me. There's all my centers are amazing like okay
So you saying like if I do another like hundred dollars out for sure get somebody that ass
You got it just man, you got a
Dude splash should he do the 75s or the or the big box?
Because the big box got more players. I need a girl like I know you need a center
I'm not sure. Make sure you
hide. Okay, bro. I need a good
center so this can actually be
fair wager. Bro, what do you
want to wager by the way man?
What do you want to wager? Oh
yeah. Yeah. What are we putting
on the now dude open the 7500
trust me dude. You the 75 case
yeah do the 75 case because
like a challenge if I win, like a punishment.
Jack, what punishment should Lowe's do if I win?
Because this is his main game, guys.
What should he do?
Well, first, first, what are we doing?
Cut your eyebrows.
Are we going to do, like, a my team and then a normal?
Like, to make it fair?
The gym.
Like, a two out of three, and then we figure out the third?
Okay.
Um, fuck.
Shave beard?
Nope.
said no doughnuts for one day okay what is this call your ex on stream oh i like
that one nope no yo wait a second yo that's a fucking good one i'd rather
dive into a bus i'm not doing that no call away wait face time your ex drunk
on stream. Yo! Dude, now we're talking about con- you want to talk about content? There it is!
Los, I'm not doing that, bro. Okay? I'd rather dive into oncoming traffic than do that on my stream.
Like literally. What? Yeah, bro. Yeah, I'm not doing that, dude. The fuck? You have an X, Los.
You don't even have an X. I don't have an X! What kind of a thing is that they even say to
a human like that I'm literally 31 you decided on an axe um okay then we'll do
it like this bro you want to make it you want to we'll do it like this the
other person has to call the other person's ex we'll do it like that no
no no no no no hey no how about no we're not doing that bullshit bro most
That's not fair at all. That's not a fair wager bro. Loose. I have it if I beat you cut off your beer
Dude, I'm not even gonna know first. I'm going to Vegas this week, and I can't be beardless
Bro, you're saying it like you're making bro. You look fine without a beard post look normal
I've had a beard for years. Okay, so change it up bro or go. No eyebrows do no eyebrows, right?
I did it.
Um, damn, I don't know what,
cause you don't have any, you can't grow a beard.
You don't have facial hair.
You don't have hair at all in your head.
You don't have eyebrows.
I don't know what you could shave off, bro.
Like, I don't even, chat, what do we do for him, bro?
Like, wait, I'm sorry.
What the fuck did you just say?
I don't have hair on my head.
I'm saying this.
I literally have hair.
Yeah, this dude's just like a baby, bro, he's just bald.
He's just like a baby.
Dude, do you think we're chest hair?
Do I have chest hair?
Yo, Darth Maul, one more friend request.
I'm shutting this fucking stream off.
Get a life.
Do I have chest hair?
No, not really.
Okay, okay, better here, better here.
What if you waxed your eyelashes?
Yo.
Yo, bro. Hey moose, uh, dude, no
Loose the thing is broke. Yeah back in the day. I would go no eyebrows, bro, right? Moose. I actually have like a girl
Like you know what I'm saying? I can't go no. I really you have a girl. Yes, bro
I'm not going nobody just because you're chatting with someone on roblox. I mean you have a girl
Okay, let's like let's let's calm down with I have a girl talk. All right
Okay, um, let's get back to if I was chatting with a girl on roadblocks
I'd be in the back of a fucking cop car by midnight. Yes, Lois
You're not the only person in the world with a girlfriend. All right. Yes, bro
So this is so this is why you don't want all this is why you want to call your ex. Okay?
Yeah, I said that to begin with hey, buddy. I'm not calling. Hey, buddy
I'm not calling my ex to begin with
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Like I'm about it. All right, how about we do this? What if we what if we
What if we boxed but if I win I don't have to put gloves on
So so you just punch me in the head and that's my punt like
What what?
Bro, like I just get hit in the face?
Bro, we're not even in the same weight class. We shouldn't be boxing. That's not fair.
Yo, yo, yo.
You're throwing out these sly remarks all over the place.
Okay? And not- first of all, it's nonsensical.
Can we please decide something here?
I have to go!
Charo, our only player. Powered up, and Charo!
that. Wow. Our only player
Jack. You know, I saw Paulo
walking out of a out of a black
Jack room. Oh, God, really?
That's a win in Vegas and I
think he got scraped because
he looked sad.
Twenty five. You lose. You have
No, I don't know. Oh my god. Duke Zion. What?
Duke Zion. All right, I'll meet you in the middle. I'll meet you in the middle.
Okay, this is this is the deal. If I beat you, you have to do a 36 hour Lego Batman stream.
Yo, bro, I'll do that right after I die. I'm not, bro, I'm not doing that most.
I'm not doing that.
No, it's like it's it's it's it's an either 36 hour or when you beat it
So it's like an either or so if you beat it in 10 hours you can get off
Yo, bro Lego Batman what the fuck even what what the fuck is that game?
Uh, dude, it's look up the reviews bro. It's literally it's it's like amazing. It just came out
Lego Batman
You play Lego games what fuck yeah, bro Lego Star Wars you kidding me
Those I thought you were 40 though
Came out 26. Okay, you guys said or not. No, bro. I don't have a fucking son
Go to go to train your team go to create your team go to the line of shit
I'm gonna see because you still got it. You got to add a
Bro, you're gonna play and you know I'm beat these
Bro at ease
just play me without when do you free
um oh my god I just pulled you on this
oh yeah you got AD oh no you're good
we got AD bro yeah bro I'm good AD
bro he's gonna guard when by Yama who's
literally six inches taller than him
yeah oh yeah so fair I'm not even gonna
get a shot contest I can like jump with my fucking why in his mouth and it's
gonna be a fucking unconvexed shot bro don't use one piece okay hold on a
second um go to your like back out a lineup thing real quick okay I'm gonna
I'm gonna show you how to get go MJ okay and you can play this MJ at point
guard go to home go to Mike's go to seasons yeah yeah click continue dude
quit being a pussy and play him the Wemby isn't insane all right bro I'll take
your word on that. Yeah, go to seasons and continue. All right. All right. I'm here.
Uh, okay. Go to buy levels and you're going to buy the entire thing. Charge your screen
and buy the entire thing. And it'll give you a point guard goat, MJ. Auto pain pass.
Yeah, hold the thing, it'll give you goat MJ, you'll get 100 overall Steph Curry, and
you'll get Ben Wallace who's 100 overall.
Yeah, hey buddy, buddy, where's my 8 foot center at?
Can I get one of those?
I need an 8 foot center!
What the fuck am I walking into?
I'm just gonna get worked!
What is this?
You're going to get point guard goat MJ!
Yeah, great!
You have a eight foot tall Wemba Yama!
Oh my god, like, what the heck's Wemba got, bro?
Why couldn't Jeezy pull this?
Oh my god, dude, there's a card named Zach Ead, he's seven four.
You need him, bro.
Get your Wemby, he's Wemby's odor.
Bro, isn't Wemby in the Western Conference finals?
Wemby's on a couch right now, bro.
No, they got they got they got they lost to the
To the cabs I think no is Zach Edie my I can get him at the center
Yes, bro. Zach Edie. He is seven four. He's one of the best centers in the game. What's he what's him?
I'll look him up right now
Wait before you do that just make sure you add Jordan to your lineup
What I'm getting Bob Macadamia right now. Oh my god. Don't do this. No back out of this
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not sure.
Who do you want to have more
for it?
Yanis.
He might be listed at power
forward.
Yo, let me rant real quick,
please.
The reason why this game is
dog shit is because Steph
Curry has no value at the end
of the year because they gave
everybody 100 three pointers
because their gaming
have an 85 fucking IQ yo guys he's the greatest three-point shooter of all time
the back of these on my bed he's fucking brain deck that's stupid my god can I
can I can I can I respond to that bro are you on payroll or something by these
guys no I'm not I'm not at all I'm very critical of Tuka I don't know if they
even I don't think they like me so I'm gonna tell you this here's the
problem with Curry he is he is short compared to a lot of like the best
players in NBA can we agree with that bro he's a 6-3 point guard he's like an
average type for a point guard bro what no I get that though but is he not I'm
talking about just players in general okay what's your point what do you what
are you getting out of here
Wait, let me see who you're playing here. Oh, yeah
Yeah cats seven footer, okay. Yeah, you're good. All right, so so fill out the bench with whoever else you want now
Yeah, make sure you got at least at least another point guard shooting guard small forward power forward center
And you're gonna get like fucking gate by this Wemby
Yeah, please tell it to me bro. I don't even shoot bro. I might shoot like three shots with Wemby, bro
you. All right, bro. I just
I just way special. He put
pushy. Put a bit center and
start mobile.
Mobile is good.
Yeah, I'll put AD at your center
and then put mobile at your
Are you sure?
Mopinate?
Mopinate?
Powerform?
Yeah.
His release is fire.
And you can put cash on the bench.
All right.
How does my feed look, uh, low?
Dude, honestly, like, there's, the only thing you're missing would be any of those big,
big centers.
But you, like, you've refused to open more packs, so.
Bro, hey, hey, it's not about refused to open more packs.
I spent $400 on this game and that's 600k left over BC.
This is what I got, bro.
This is what I have.
Buddy, you have a fucking amazing team.
What the fuck?
What are you looking for?
You said I refuse to open packs.
No, bro.
Yeah, because maybe a eight-foot-tall center
would be cool.
I should have to spend a grand for that.
Like I have.
No, no, I get it.
I get it, man.
You're trying to tumble with all your subs.
I get it.
Good night.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Do a gym stream tomorrow if you lose you have to okay?
Wait, wait, wait, that's the pun. That's my punishment. Yeah, you've never done that ever
Yes, yes, I fucking have back. Oh, five footage of most going to the gym. I it's like
Lost media you will fucking find it
Most did you invite me? I just invited you right now. Do you get it?
I
Okay, all right, let's go. Yo, does this dog shit music turn off when the game starts? Yeah
All right, wait wrong thing
All right, I'm ready. Yo, those you three minute quarter best of three. Okay
Three is gonna fuck up the game. I'm telling you do for
Okay, let's go. Yo, what is
I think I think I think they'll get my home court.
Wait, what?
Oh, I have the right team.
Relax.
I clicked yo.
Wait, what just happened?
My God, I can't wait for Jinxie to get walked like a puppy.
Yo, guys, you realize most is not good at any games, right?
This is one game that he can barely play.
I'm gonna win.
Yo, uh, Jake, Jake, click the social button and invite me to this game.
Oh, I closed out of the box.
Bro, I'm back in the game.
Wait, wait, folks, I could just join you through here, dude.
Hold up.
Dude, you can't sell us, bro.
Oh, I know.
You can't even invite your fucking friend to a game, bro.
All right, I accepted your invite.
I accepted.
I'm sending you a new one right now if it doesn't work you're gonna have to invite me
all right all right send me send me send me let me know let me know
got it got it joining I didn't say I mean how are you here all right let's
okay you ready yes okay whoa I need to delete the dark small line up and then
in the auto. Jack, this is the lineup right here, right? Yeah, click. Click up. Yeah,
just click. No, no, no, click on the yo. I guess I did. I did. I did. I did. Wait,
that's not your lineup. Yes, yo is my lineup. Yes. Let me see the lineup. Let me see that
shit. Yo, bro, I have to leave to show you. Trust me. It's the one. Trust me.
Stop pressing shit. Yo, watch him, bro. Don't give me orders, bro. Please. I'm
I'm out of fucking wind up though.
Okay.
I pressed the right shift.
There's no way to shift.
You're gonna have to invite me.
Yeah.
This game is so dog shit, bro.
I'm actually gonna freak out.
I'm gonna invite you over there.
Did you get that?
Okay.
Okay.
Make sure you're on online versus and not whole thing.
No, I didn't join I think I think I'm in pause
Yeah
Wouldn't be weird but then you said pause for no reason. What are you a psycho?
All right, we're in let's go online versus
I think it's working. I think it's working. We lose you met like multiple times
I think you're one of like some 500 people that have been playing.
I'm not even kidding.
What's the name?
Yeah, no, I know.
What was this dog shit arena you have, bro?
Yo, hey, hey moose.
I got the game 15 minutes ago, bro.
Yeah, so I don't have a decked out arena.
You couldn't throw a jersey on?
You got the default shit?
Yo, this guy has Wen Bayama at Power Forward and Taco Fall at center.
center. What the fuck are these matchups? Holy shit. Yo bro, is the average
high-diver team 7 foot 1? Oh my god! La Branche's guard! Alright, alright.
Jordan is your guard! What do you mean? Yo, I'm gonna like rage off the game. Hold on.
right now. If I win or you win, bro's playing up LA fitness. Listen, listen, listen, listen.
The stipulations is if I win, you have to do a gym stream this week and you can't break
or like bullshit. You have to do a gym stream this week. Yes, I agree. All right. All right.
Now, if I win, you have to do a 36 hour Lego Batman stream. Either you win and you
can get off like you beat the game or you have to stand for 36 hours. Okay, deal, deal,
deal. Done, done, done. Lock it in. Oh, also it has to be this week. I can't do this week.
I have shit this week. What the fuck, dude? It'll be in a week. Yo, bro, I have other
shit I have to do. I have like a Minecraft marathon with Ron. I'm doing the last
of us marathon. It'll be in a month. Within the month. In a month. I find that
I'll do my stream streaming a month you bucked okay, let's go
Yo, yo, what's going on off ball we can't off ball right you can do whatever you want you want all funny
Go ahead. It's gonna be worse for you
All right, all right, it can actually play 2k a little bit
Oh, yeah, yeah, let's double team TV
I was actually good I actually like the ball me
like that what do you know let's do a best of three I'm down but we're not
doing my team again this is fucking stupid like no no legitimately this is
exactly what I thought it would be there's some 19-foot tall alien shooting
from the hatch. Fuck this, bro. You saw him do that shit in real life in the playoffs.
Yeah, I know, but bro, it's like, my God! What am I playing?
Yo, you just, I don't understand, you have a whole 99 team. I hope you understand when we do actual
regular teams, we're gonna get literally worked. Your team is fucking broken. No, if that goes in,
I'm off your five glitches on your team, bro. Literally. I don't have a fucking bulls**t
Yo, yo, don't patronize me, bro. Listen, after this, we're doing actual MVHs. Not this bullsh**t. Oh
Nice shot selection, bro. What are you speedy wonder where there's three people there?
here's James oh my god oh my go kitty bro what bro yo chat one more person
say nice job selection bro are you looking in fit what is that shot
Yeah, bro, in regular teams you're literally gonna get fried.
Ah!
That's the go!
I just, you know, I just wanted you to stay in the game so it doesn't lose your interest, you know?
Yep, for sure, bro.
Would you like a side of the grinds with that medium coach?
Okay.
Alright, alright, alright!
That guy's release is literally the speed of light!
How the fuck am I supposed to get a shotgun test?
to get a shot contest on that.
What?
To the inside, I am finished off by this.
Like, I can tell you played this before.
Yeah, bro.
I've played games, bro.
Yo, oh my god!
And again, my honor, look at your face.
You can't go under on that screen.
Yo, bro, but enjoy your fun right now.
Because after this brewing NBA teams, not this cheesy bullshit, you called me about my team a week ago
and I literally said it's gonna be this cheesy fucking bullshit and here it is, your whole team's nine feet tall
I'm like, uh, I'm in space jam playing against the monsters right now, this isn't even basketball dude
This thing, yo, you got Curry now
Oh, I got Curry, great, bro, yeah
No
Shooting a failure with when by a yo, you know what? Can you make a shot bro? I'm trying to embarrass him
Yo, you're not even click like if you could go up in a steal that was there you're not even clicking off
Hell you don't think I am I have John stopped it in fucking step Korean
Right now bro. Yeah, you got auto stuff done by the way, so this isn't even your line up
This is just like the sub forces the opposing big. Oh my god. I'm actually want to die
Great John stop coming on. Nice. Holy shit
My chat saying abuse in five out you're using five out. I don't have five out on
it wasn't enough to have literally the space-scam monsters on your team
you're abusing five out bro all good bro because if you want to go put five
out on I don't even have it on and also that wouldn't help you or me
yo click the left arrow right now on your patrol I'm not gonna steal it just
Stand there. Yeah, stand there. Does it say five out or no?
How does he get to five out Jack?
Yo, on ball defense, what are you a child? Holy shit
What do you say you so when you set a screen you don't think I'm a switch
Get snagged up get littered back on in snagged up. Oh my god. Watch this ready. Watch this
Yeah, hey hey all right you win. Yo, yo, yo, yo, can we do regular teams my god
You're not doing this job. I'm broke play some fucking defense. Yo, bro
Okay, I'm gonna give this about three more minutes, and then we're doing NBA teams because this is fucking bullshit
You know, you're not even you're not even giving it a chance, man
Yo, bro, you're shooting from the logo with your whole seven foot tall team. Yeah, bro
I gave it a chance. I'm literally getting okay. Okay
I'm literally getting date like what even is this
Person nine point game relax, right? Yeah in the second
Okay, yep
I knew he would shoot
From the hash
You have to play better. Oh my god
No, no, LeBron has never done that in his entire life!
What the fuck?
Can we just go to any place for this guy's waste of time?
No one's wasting time.
You gotta play D, man.
Bro, you're shooting from the logo.
Psycho.
And you can do the same thing with Jordan.
He's not even on everything.
Look at you, bro.
all right no hey hey hey no no yo bro I know what type of like playground like
pickup ball you think I'm gonna play I want to play real 2k we're like stamina
matters shop selection matters not you're shooting
there is stamina what are you talking about yo bro can we yellows it's about
wait I'm actually gonna teach you something I'm close the game I'm gonna
show you something look look look look leave it swatch you see how you see
the fire thing next to me that means I can shoot from farther because I got
hot oh thanks for explaining what takeover badges low we should read chat
Nice man, you didn't know that six. I'm a 2k 17 bro. I don't I play every two guys in 2k 14
I know what it's a good idea. Oh, you're this
Sebastian's your power forward is eight feet tall with a 99 three. I'm not playing this shit
Look bro. It's the best of three you win game one. Can we do NBA teams? My god?
I said a week ago. I want to do NPA
Yeah, yeah, yeah
How's that a steal he's jumping up?
He's clicking wine. Why is he getting a steal on wine?
At least not my bench coming in. Alright, he's not got my bench coming in.
Who's your bench bro? Who's your bench?
I got bench summons coming in.
Oh, a saleming 7 foot point guard.
Yalmine's on the bench. Nice.
This is fucking blasphemy bro.
Literally, literally blasphemy.
This isn't basketball man.
I
Yo, I'm not gonna lie you play pretty well. Yo, I know I play well
I'm not playing you in my team your power forward is eight feet off with a 103 pointer
I'm not playing this shit, bro. Play me an NBA teams. My god
All right, what are you?
My best is pretty cool.
You win the prize.
All right, all right, all right.
Let me, my bench is coming in.
I want you to see my bench.
Yeah, we'll go, we'll go right.
So your bench point guard is 6'10", Ben Simmons.
Nice.
No, but not just that though.
I need you to look at this guy real quick.
Y'all mean on the bench?
I need you to look at this guy.
Putty Mello.
There's Putty Mello in my team.
That's actually cool.
Like I'm not gonna lie. That's actually cool
Of course I get a steal if nothing happens
All right, yo
I don't know who you are, bro, but I know when you were in the NBA you didn't do that one time
This is why I hate fucking my team with a fucking passion literally
It's just built for like glitchy bullshit
yow means on your bench he'd be my best player what are we doing playing this
oh my god catch him shoot with a seven-footer get me out of this shit get
me out this is a fucking torture simulator give me quenched
FUUUUUUUUCK!
Holy fuck!
This is not 2K! What the fuck even is this?
Wembie can do this though. Yo, big friendships!
Go fuck yourself!
Literally, go fuck yourself!
Alright, let's go. Let's quit out. Let's quit out.
Yeah, quit though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, hey, no problem, bro.
No gotta tell me twice.
Please play the game now, whatever the fuck this horror movie is.
It's a 6'10", but Greg, he brought those...
Great, great, nice.
Yo, Los, let me make something clear to you, man.
In actual 2K, you can't catch and shoot with seven footers the whole game.
Stamble matters, and shot that, it matters.
You also can't fade with LeBron from the logo, okay?
So we're gonna play actual NBA teams, not whatever that bullshit was.
Okay, holy shit.
I'm up I'm up I'm up 1-0 no no right yeah yeah yeah you're up 1-0 because you
spent five grand on the game nice fine bro nice no one cares you pay to win no one
gives a fuck mode play the real game now please if I gave you my team and I
played with all bronzes I would still shit on you you understand what I'm
Sam you yeah, so we're gonna get into this regular game and you think it's gonna change and it's not I want to see my Lego Batman fucking
marathon
ASAP, bro
No, fuck you me and a team of people and the whole chat is gonna spam you every day until you fucking just play
Yo, los yo, bro
If we play in NBA teams, you will never beat me
You will never beat me Los you have a shot selection of a fucking blind brawl
You will never beat me in this game. You know that right? How do I fucking invite you?
That's real nice man. Yes, bro. You're a word shot a lot. How do I say how do I?
Jeff what is it played with friends?
Play no one
Go to play now online and then we're gonna go to play with friends
And then you're gonna actually play real together where shot selection matters
And you can't catch and shoot with a seven footer who has the release at the speed of light like what is this?
I'd rather literally get shot in the head than play my team in GTF
all right
uh
All right, so and I'm gonna order fuck I'm getting other beer fuck that yeah, you might as well
I'm gonna invite you to my lobby right now. So I think I think what we should do is random teams. I
Know but have you ever done like where you kind of get um?
You get three you get three random selections, and if you don't like any of them you have a do or die
What do you have to do? Yep? I love that. Let's do it. All right. I'm gonna go. All right
Yo chat. It's one to zero and the best of three. Trust me. This shit's gonna go real different on the second game
Yeah, anyway, um, all right
Guys, I don't know. I don't know about you guys. I'm concerned. I think you might be an alcoholic with CTE
Like he he needs beers to get through a game I think he's addicted
He's got a yeah, he's got to change the settings. Yeah. No, he'll do it. He'll do it
Um, if you if we do random teams though, like do we have to be on the same team first or it doesn't matter? I
Don't think it matters actually
You look like a chubby muffin yeah mods
Why as soon as I look at my chat, that's the first fucking thing I read, bro
Hey, what are the best muffins I'm saying it right now hot take corn muffin
Blueberry muffin, banana muffin, banana muffin?
Yo bro, I'm not gonna lie bro, I don't wanna bite into a muffin and there's like berries
in it dude.
You guys ever get like pasta and they put corn in that shit?
Or not corn, peas?
Buddy, I don't want peas in my fucking, my fucking penne vodka, bro.
Yo, hold the fucking peas
Oh don't peas in a fucking pasta
Bro, I almost want to say like
I'm.
I can never fall off a nail like.
Jinx you can be an all star team and I'll be like the worst.
Hey buddy.
Enjoy.
Hey bro enjoy it because that's never happening again bro.
Hey listen I was actually was going to suggest something.
All right Chad I got another cone of big waves I got another cone of big wave.
You're a yogurt male.
get out of my chat please.
Moose, you ready?
Yeah, I was gonna suggest something, bro.
Oh wait, I see actual 80 overall players.
That's cool.
What's up, Moose?
I'm so confident in this.
I might just give you an all-star team
and you let me pick any NBA team
and you can have the fucking all-star team.
What do you think, man?
Moose, I don't like music.
I don't do the whole participation award.
everybody's a champion bullshit like I'm here to I'm here to beat you and outplay
you you're loose you don't have an 8 foot taco fall who can catch and shoot from
the hash with a release at the speed of life hey don't say I didn't warn you and
don't say I didn't try to help you guys let's go hey by the way go to game
settings real quick I want to see what it's under quick game settings all right
we're gonna do Hall of Fame for minutes no no no online versus Hall of Fame
you
you
you
you
you
I have ant, right?
Ant's good.
Loose, what's going on?
Cat got your tongue.
I'm just, I'm thinking if I want to do,
I'm thinking if I want to do the magic raptors
or if I want to do a random.
I'm going wolves, so I'm already locked.
I'm already locked.
You're locked as the wolves?
Yeah, I got ants, bro.
You know what?
I really can't get worse than the jazz,
so tell them to give me a random team.
All right.
Loose, give or not most, or nervous.
Give Los a random team right now, please give him a random team
Here's your fate you're rolling with the Memphis Grizzlies. Let's see what you can do with them
Jack no, what? Who's on the Chris? You know what bro? I'm cool with that, bro
I'm really cool with that. Who's in the Grizzlies? Oh John Moran fuck
fuck, okay, oh
Oh, my team's better though, like unbiased one. I got my boy zackie
Rudy go there Julius Randall. Oh, this Steven Chenzo guys black too. All right, bro. You ready?
Let's go I'm ready. Los let me myself clear up cuz I don't think you understand
Yo, bro, enjoy that my team pay to win bullshit win while you still can because now we're playing real
Yo, suitcase? Where? Let me say this again.
Wait, Scottie Piffin has a son?
What?
Scottie Piffin has a son in the NBA?
What?
Oh, you have a seven foot four center.
I just realized that.
It doesn't matter.
All right.
Yo, Lose.
Let me make myself crystal fucking tier to you, bro.
You won that game because you spent more money,
all right?
You're not gonna beat me again.
Yeah, let's go. Let's fucking go, dude.
You did four-minute quarters?
Yep. Four-minute quarters, superstar.
Welcome, sports fan.
Los, now we're gonna see who's actually better at 2K.
All right, if you win this, you're better.
These sports, bro, this is Brian A.
You win this, you're better.
I'm here with all the favors,
Grant Hill and Doris Burke.
Our reporter, Allie LaForce.
Now here's Moran.
He takes it in.
I was going to ring around with Grant, we're going to...
Good job. See, I like this because this is an 87,000 miles per hour. It's like real masculine.
What's N3? It's like 85 or something.
Yeah! What?!
What
Yo two guys if somebody shoots a green why doesn't hit the rim like you guys hate father or something
If somebody shoots a green why doesn't hit the rim? What is this franchise?
All right, cool
So if you're talking on the free throw right
Yeah, if you bet it all the way it is a switch it doesn't hit the room
If you like halfway green it touches the room
All right, yo, what is this speed 100?
My god
Yeah, what's the excuse now John Moran's what six foot six one
Now you're playing better, how you're playing better than me.
Not for long!
Oh my god.
Jack, stop saying GD.
We have a long game ahead of us.
Look at this little off ball.
Look at this guy.
Boy, you're just going to rim-run this on a half-bomb ball.
Yep.
I mean, just either way, you're getting either way today.
It's the first quarter.
Relax, you know.
We have a lot of basketball ahead of us.
What a bad shot.
Oh my god.
Yo, hey, hey, relax!
Come on now!
Okay, you're actually good at this guy.
Alright, I respect that.
I'm going to shoot that 3 seconds earlier, but really go bears high on top.
What was that?
What the fuck?
Okay, Jack, I know it's easy to say GG and say I'm trash.
We have a lot of basketball, but I'm pretty relaxed.
All I got to do is just make it a shoot.
All right.
Fuck!
Goddamn!
Come on, Rudy.
Tell us what Rudy's going to be like, two-time defensive player
of the year?
What the fuck's going on in the paint?
I mean, he's just getting nuts to the face.
He's just walking around out there and just coughing on microphones all right Mike Connolly has paid for the NBA at one point
Okay
So why don't we fill in the bar Mike, how do you go fuck this out there literally go fucking south
Why it opens full bar like my colleagues literally go fuck yourself
If I get busted beatered I swear to God, all right
Where you feel like?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, you're loose
Buddy you have sticks and you think you can talk shit
You might as well get another beer, bro. You might as well start coffee excuses now
I heard my elbow. Oh
So look here at the scoring breakdown
Close I'm gonna keep it up. You're out playing here right now. I'm just gonna beat that ass on us right now
You're playing
Outstanding. Back to the zoomer.
Down to five on the shot clock.
Minnesota needs to get up and shot.
Ah!
Ah!
Now, excellent explosion office.
Yo, come on, man.
Eight points behind now, but it's twelve.
For a steady hand around the offense,
Mike Conley has been the gold standard for years.
What?
Yeah?
Yo, how do I turn chop meter off? I need to win. How do I turn chop meter off?
Petroleum setting?
Yo bro, laugh all you want. I'm turning chop meter off and now you're done.
Jack, where's it at?
You think it's gonna help you to shut off a chop meter when you don't know any of the relief?
Go ahead man.
You want it on, all right.
My chat's saying I should have it all.
I don't think you can change it in-game. It's gotta be like before or after the game.
Yo, Mike Connelly, why are you releasing like a fucking grandfather?
Why does Mike Connelly's release take six years to cook up?
God damn!
Yo, Mike Connelly, shoot, you're a point guard!
You've been making like 500 million a year, you fuck!
God damn it!
Can we get a stop?
Nah.
Yo, did you try that?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Did you just try to set a pic close?
Yo, bro, can we not play like a fucking cringelord?
Please?
To set a pic?
I don't even know what you're talking about.
You're trying to give me a charging foul.
You literal freak.
Yo, you got to sit down, bro.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry, bro.
You got to sit down.
Why are you so bad, Jaycee?
Two guys not in my main game.
It's all good, though.
I can win.
Don't worry.
All we need to add is for those to start feeling
himself like that like that that's all we need when he goes start feeling himself
and doing crazy shit and then we win
Minnesota Minnesota yo yo yo loose what happened to your league bro yeah call
the timeout loose what happened to your league it was 12 points
Yeah, this is for Minnesota this is for Minnesota
Yo, Jack, can we stop typing this whoa? Guys, it's pixels on a screen
Yeah, he doesn't shoot the only rep run stuff. We're good
We're good. Yep. Oh mine
Los
What happened
You're right, bro, like I thought you took a lead for a second. I looked at the scoreboard. You're still losing
What's up, man? Hold on. JX. Let me talk to you for a second, bro
He's pausing on it. Yeah, listen. Listen. Listen. Let me talk to you for a second, bro
You know who you're speaking to right now. I am the cock champ. I'm the KOK champion
You don't know shit about that. You weren't diapers when I was winning chips. Okay, so watch your fucking mouth
Okay, bro
Cock champion, bro. Do you even think is there a single thought behind those eyes?
You just called yourself the cock champion in front of thousands of human beings, bro. What the fuck?
literally
I mean
It's the king of kings. It's yeah, it's cave. Yeah, maybe you're the king of kings champion not cock champion
For what the fuck is that nobody says? Oh, I'm the national basketball association champ
Send the NBA champ. I'm the cock champ
Do you even hear yourself like actually you hear yourself? I hear that. I'm a champ. That's all I
I
Could actually I might put on the gloves in a second. I might break my own rule
I mean you might have to I said no gloves, but I might actually break it tonight chat
Look chat all I'm gonna say is this most was up 12 he's up six now lock in all right lock it almost
Why did I fight? Why did I fight? Why did I fight? He's never shooting now.
He's never shooting now. Why did I fight?
Ah, that's on me.
Why is everybody's jumper?
SHUT UP!
My god!
I'm gonna play this bullshit mode.
Uh, yo, um...
I got a puzzle for one sec.
Chad, why are people saying rest in peace?
What happened? Who died?
Brandon Clark, he's on my team. He actually died in real life.
Wait, what? We?
Um, I think like a week ago, bro.
Wait, are you being dead ass?
No, dead ass, yeah. I would never joke like that.
Yeah.
I
Still don't know if they ever released how he died
Dad made 11
Bro, he died nine days ago. What what?
Some RFPs in the job
Bro 29 years old how do you chat? How did he die? What happened?
I think that's a rumor. I don't know if that's confirmed yet.
Damn. Wow. I did not know that nine. Horrible, bro. Horrible. Yeah. Recipes, bro. That sucks.
Does anyone think that SGA is going to score over 24 and a half tonight? Yo, yo, those
Los Los. Bro. What the fuck, bro?
No, I just have to because the game's about to start.
I got to lock in this parlay.
Who do you got tonight?
Jaycee.
Yo, bro, we're like, yo, Los, we're honoring Brandon Clark, dude.
What? You're talking about your props.
No, what are you talking about?
Low key. I already talked about that already.
OK, OK, sorry.
Yo, Los, give me the over action on SGA.
What is it, 24?
24 and a half. You got the over?
Oh, yeah, I'm doing 26.
OK, what's more likely under 34 and a half or over 24 and a half?
Over over over.
Bro, he's just going to sit there and fucking shoot
free throws the whole night.
That's definitely you want to bet on.
Also, bro, you'll never bet on unders.
That's like the most boring way to watch a sport, bro.
You're like hoping for something to not happen.
Yeah, no, I don't like betting that.
I'm going to bet on.
I know you're never.
OK, if you better be under.
You can be out of the back instantly, but if you bet on me over you're always in the back
Yeah
But yeah, we're just gonna shoot free throws bet the over
Also, he it's a muslin game too, bro. It's a month. Yeah. Whoa
Look, you're a muslin game. Look at him
I uh, I mean they go down o2 in okc. They've also they've also bro
The series is over if they lose twice at home the series don't chat
Later I like to feel I might do field goal attempts and set up points
Ready just gonna draw pounds, bro
True. Okay. I'll go over
This is this is Jinxie's pick if this doesn't hit bro GG. Yo, I guarantee you he gets the over
It's a must win game. It's at home. He's gonna sit there and shoot because I know
Now, do we leave it like this or do we add to this parlay?
San Antonio plus 7 and 1 half points.
No, it's not.
You're being a DJ.
Bro, just bet on the over on Shay.
The over on Shay is literally a lock.
Loose, if I'm wrong, barring injury.
If I'm wrong, barring injury, not counting injury,
because obviously I can't control that.
If Shay doesn't get over 24.5, I'm a piece of shit.
All right, I'm piece of shit.
I actually can guarantee you he gets 24.
But no other bet is a lock.
That's only a lot.
I have Castle 14, Dylan Hopper 11, Caruso 7,
and Wemby 35 and 1 half, PRA, and then SGA.
20 to win, 120K.
Done, locked in chat.
All right, let's get back to this game.
All right, close, let's go.
Yo, yo, by the way, you were up 12.
I'm just saying.
Lock in on the second half, bro, please.
Finishing the quarter with a point lead,
getting lots of good looks.
Did you just say shooting?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you just said you bet 20K or you bet 120K.
No, 20,000 to win 120,000.
What are the, what are the late, like, what are the legs again?
SGA points.
Yep.
Locke.
Caruso seven points.
Locke.
Wemby 35 points rebounds and assists combined.
Locke.
Yeah, Locke.
Castle 14 points and Harper 11 points
Mind you all of these hit last game except except SGA. I feel like this will be a high scoring game
I really do. I feel like this could be a high scoring game
Dead ass
Did not hit though
That's why they're up. Yo, you ready ready?
All right, good luck. No second half bro better lock in
Regulation
Let's be good. I like this one. Yes, I call timeouts yet
Yo, bro, are you still betting ready up the fuck?
close
Well, dude, I'm making subs was wrong for you. Oh, I went to see you're on your phone. What the fuck dude?
I was gonna text
And one no way
I guarantee you miss one of these
Yo, can't speak shit! Can't speak shit!
Yo!
Loose! Can't speak shit!
No!
Can't speak shit!
Bro, how do you know?
Are you honored?
You're in my home, bro.
Yo.
I'm here, I'm here.
Nope, nope.
Give me that.
He's literally fouled the shit of me, bro.
Bro, what are you, SDA?
Play the game, bro.
Alright.
Loose, I just wanna keep reminding you.
You were winning, but as well.
I really wouldn't mind bro. That's fun. Listen a one-point game and a 50-point win. It's the same thing
Yep, that was actually a really smart shot. I didn't think you were gonna pull up from there
Hey, can you just listen I just there's one more thing I want if I win rough there I
Want the most
Legendary like rare
They're unused like never before debuted all right for me.
Can you make that happen bro?
Sure bro.
If you win.
Sure.
I got you bro.
Shoot it please.
Please got you.
Yeah right.
Hey Loose, it's not my team.
Nine foot tall players can't bang threes bro.
That's fine.
That's fine bro.
It's not my team buddy.
It's real basketball.
And you know what's funny about that is that I didn't shoot a three right there.
What you're talking about
Pretty good at two-back.
Let's go.
Anstu Plague.
Please shoot back. Please.
I'm begging you, bro.
Shoot yourself out of the game.
Seriously, dude.
Nope.
Nope.
Rim run.
Nope.
Nothing's open.
Rim run with John.
Nope.
you are literally in a box most
really go back really go back
Yo, Jack the second beer right now. Holy shit. I feel great
most
You should be shooting more you should be shooting through isn't Rudy go bear honestly
Honestly doesn't really go there have like a 45 three-pointer
No
Let's trash dog more points focus you're right you're right. No, no, you're right. I'll give you
Slay
yo yo if I pull up your stream and you're on your phone betting right now I swear to
God.
Dude I'm alive.
What the fuck?
I have to make subs bro my players are tired.
You were swiping your mouse you were betting bro weren't you?
I already made my bet.
Oh.
What?
He was trying.
Oh good.
Yeah, come on man. You're loose. It's not Jaws fault. We have the shot selection of literally Stevie Wonder
It's not Jaws fault. Don't put that on him. So now we're making fun of people that are blind. No
Wow, no
Yo, Jack, what did I say would happen? What students we got off my team? What did I say what happened? Nope?
But here's the thing you don't understand, if that was my team it would have been 3, because you got a quick release on some 100 overall 3-point shot.
It's real basketball, you can't shoot contestant.
Man, he just cocked it back and fired it down with one hand.
He's about to touch on that shot.
Chad, I came back, I told you guys, don't say early GT bro, don't say early GT.
Never, it's not over till the fact that you're saying the same stuff.
the game. No one wants to
bite on the pick and roll.
God, this second bucket.
Well, yeah. Now we have a
game. Let's go. We're going to
the fourth quarter time. I
can score it in the painted
area. That might be a game.
That's a good shot. That's
a good shot. How do you do it?
Four second section. I do it.
And the Grizzlies lead by three.
Yes, sir. Yes. Yes.
I'm just in time. Welcome to
three. You're open. Bro, think
about the play now. It's like
only certain people can actually
shoot three. So, you can't just
shoot with anyone. Bro, in
play now, most of the time, if
somebody's got a shooting guard
or a bodyguard, just a bridge.
And here are the Grizzlies
now. They held it close.
We got it. No. No. That's
It's read with it. He brings it up from Minnesota
Yo, who the fuck is on my team's high means the fuck
We're in the lead
I try to come back
Why is my son so slow?
I
Grew up on this game, bro. You better lock in
Hell no off the dribble with a backup
See this is that my team shit, bro. You have that my team mindset. We think you can shoot everything
I believe in you yo
I'm telling you, my team is not guilty, that should be stupid.
Keeps to- Bro, you're playing against my backup 70 overalls.
Yo, Lose, you don't have a 100 overall team, this is real basketball.
You shot off the dribble with a 75 overall point guard, half contested.
That shows me you've never been good at 2k ever. The fuck was that?
green. See Jack, I'm in close state right when I reach the second beer. Now if I
drink the third beer, GG I'm drunk and then most beats me. We got to stay right
here at two beers but because I'd rather die than lose this.
Layup line. Alright that was a back shot. That was a back shot. That was a good shot what you made.
Okay, Ant's in. We're up one point. We have two more to go. Let's not joke. God he's so fast. Oh my God!
Ant! Ant!
That's a man on a mission right there.
Yeah. Chad, y'all know when Ant, like, thrilled Obama, he was like, um, you know, God was fucking beat.
I
Had a good time bro now you're in trouble
Double him double him. I'm out. I'd like this one. Yo chat time out every possession count right now
There's two minutes left every second. I'd like this one and I'm out of here
Look at it here. I'll pause it. No, no, no. I'm gonna say that two beers. I might get a third beer for game three
game through what's funny about game 3 what it's possibly funny about that
dump and one please and he's missing one of these and I don't think he's any
more timeouts
I have
John I look you probably shouldn't have called it to you there, but if I don't I don't score because he'll help you stand
All right now wait sign wait sign we're good
for your defense randomly got way better
all right chat we're up to points with a
minute 19 lock the fuck in Rudy's day
no that's Rudy actually a good job
Actually, good job, folks.
Listen to the quiet. I can tell you're nervous.
Hey, no, this is me. I can tell you're nervous, folks.
No. Please, no.
Nope. Oh.
Let's tie it.
Let's say these guys have worked so hard together, everyone pulling in the same direction.
Beautiful line.
Speeches!
Just...
They're doing 10 to unfoul.
They're doing a smart choice right here.
He's got this one.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Okay, okay, okay. We need a three to win, two to tie.
Let me spell.
Oh my god!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Okay, defense for three seconds! Please God! Please God!
Chad I knew as soon as I saw that guy going up he was missing. That guy's like fucking a power forward.
Three seconds of defense. Please God!
He's going to rim run with job. Let me say this again, so I remember he's going to run with job
GG, guys.
Hey!
Hey! Listen!
You, World of Warcraft, RuneScape, cool! You got it, bro!
Don't come over here thinking shit's gonna be sweet!
I'm at a dog shit team full of step-of-the-overalls!
Young Lose.
You're some ass!
I've never played World of Warcraft or RuneScape in my life.
I don't play those games.
I'm going to get my popcorn
chat. Are we excited for this
Lego Batman Marathon 36 hours
or you beat the game. I'm
excited, bro. Yes, bro. I'm
excited. Yo, Los, let me say
this, bro. Sure. First off
most GGs you played better than
me. You're probably better than
me at two. All right, GGs
You're probably better than me at 2k.
All right, GGs, bro.
GGs, bro.
Second most.
GGs, man.
No, no, GGs, bro.
The most.
Let me say this, bro.
All bullshit aside, most.
I love your streams, bro.
And I love you most.
All right, man.
Listen.
Listen, I love you too, bro.
But you're still gonna play Lego Batman. It is what it is. You're not you're not like getting your way
You're out of that but I appreciate it bro. I appreciate it all right. All right, okay, so it's so it's always it's always fire doing it doing a stream
Yeah, yeah
Maybe oh wait wait wait wait before before what on you owe a fucking legendary pool. I know
But loose maybe we could also hit a
Um, bro, we could hit do we get played evil fortnight together?
Yo lego batman playthrough is only 15 hours. It's not bad at all. I could do that
15 hours
Not bad at all chat. I mean, it's not bad if you're not counting the side quest yet
All right, bro. All right, Los. So I owe you and let go Batman marathon stream
Which I will do and Los I owe you a rare ball, right?
Not just rare and unheard of
Rap a tappa lappa tappa
All right, those
All right, those I'm probably gonna head out bro. I'm probably gonna head out
I'm gonna watch this person's
under game. Hopefully I want
120. Yeah, bro. We got to play.
Let's play more games, bro.
We got to play evil fortnight
together, bro. Please. All right.
I mean, if you are you. Listen,
we play evil fortnight. Your PC
gets infected. I hope you know.
Yeah, I know. I know. I know.
I know. Okay. All right, bro.
All right, bro. Genuinely,
bro, like genuinely love you,
man. Have a good night, bro.
Enjoy the game. Have a good
night, bro. Yes, let's do it.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Let's do it.
All right.
GG's chat.
Most beat me.
He's better.
Oh, fuck.
I got the tie.
And then, oh.
I thought he was going to rim run with jaw.
But I forgot about the screen.
Chat GG's y'all.
Yo, chat.
I know.
Short stream today.
I know.
Five hour stream.
I know chat.
I'm a part timer.
I'm a piece of shit.
I know.
I know.
Chat, bro.
Love y'all boys, man.
chat love y'all boys bro chat i'ma catch y'all boys tomorrow dude chat listen up bro can i actually
talk to y'all for a second chat tomorrow we got game night with joe bart stable ronaldo and don tess
we're going to play gamble with your friends the game where you like own and run a casino
after we play that we're going to play liars bar that quad is going to be cinema
Uh, Sunday, Sunday, lock it in dark mall cosplay, locked May 29 hardcore Minecraft marathon in June. The last of us to is coming star wars battlefront two is coming.
I might even play star wars battlefront two on Sunday with the dark.
Dark mall cosplay.
I'm forgetting a bunch of other stuff, but yeah, we got a fortnight tournament coming soon rocketly turn to come to
I love y'all boys man. Jack as always bro. God first God bless. Oh
And in case I don't see you get out