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Tell me babies.
Nope, chat.
We're not doing this.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, no, no, no.
I'm 39 minutes late.
What the fuck did this chat get reduced to?
Rest in peace to the largest chud.
You won't be missed.
Fuck.
So wait, wait, wait.
Dark Alpha.
I go live and you type fuck.
Are you serious?
Yo, yo, yo, did you want me to die?
Late, Maj. Nope. Jack. Fly low, Gary. Sadge. Okay. Okay, Jack. I have a good explanation.
I have a good explanation. Jack, I'm not late. I'm not late. Shut up. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Maj. Sadge. So, Jack, here to hate watch. Oh, no, no. Yo, yo, yo. Okay. This shit's
It's not acceptable.
Jack444, time to hate watch.
First time chatter, by the way.
First time, it's his first minute in the stream.
Bro, did you just come here knowing
you were gonna hate me?
What are you typing, dude?
Legitimately, I'm gonna even need music for the day.
Time to hate watch, yo bro, are you for real?
First time chatter, you're late fat, so where were you?
Yo, yo, chat.
Yo, you guys aren't my fucking parents, bro.
I'm not a high school kid who I show up
30 minutes past midnight and the lights are out
in the kitchen and my mom is scolding me.
Yo, bro, I'm allowed to be 30 minutes late.
Also chat, when I explain why I'm late,
you guys are gonna be like,
oh shit, that's actually valid.
Oh, oh my God, that's actually valid.
Like, oh yeah, that's fucking valid, bro.
Oh, he has a high-fives, what are you talking about?
Yo, hey, hey, dipshit, hi guys.
I know I'm 41 minutes late.
I'm fully aware of that.
Yo, yo, bro, I know I'm late.
I'm aware, bro.
I'm fucking aware.
Let me change my fucking,
let me turn off my Playboy card, Saturday.
Okay, okay, yo, hi guys.
Yeah, yeah, yo, dipshit, I know I'm late, bro.
Chad, I have a good explanation.
So Chad, yo, bro, hi guys, we don't need every time zone,
Okay, I'm a long stream question mark.
Okay, chat, you want to be realistic?
The stream's gonna be about four hours.
The stream's gonna be about four hours.
Relax, everybody calm the fuck down.
This isn't the end of the world, bro.
Stream's gonna be about four hours long.
We have a gigantic, I didn't pay for you to be late.
Okay, let's address the 6,000 pound elephant in the room.
Jack, for the last 20 to 30 minutes, I was on.
Got it. You don't even want the explanation.
Jack, when I tell you why I'm late,
you're gonna be happy because I have a good reason.
By the way, yo, it's dark alpha.
I go live.
This guy's the first guy to type.
He types, fuck, I'm not making this up.
Yo bro, did you want me to get into a car accident
or something?
What the hell type of message is that?
Fuck, that's the first, I'm not kidding.
I've never seen that.
Lego Batman Marathon win.
Okay, listen, okay.
Los Porros made that as my punishment
for losing to him in 2K, which he outplayed.
Los played better than me.
The first game was an absolute abomination of NBA 2K.
Fuckin' my team with a five-man, 100 overall team.
His point guards, fuckin' six foot eight, LeBron James,
he's dishing it out the taco fall from the hash
with the fastest, it's like the dumbest.
Gotta hate my team.
I'm never playing my team again.
But then we played Los in regular teams.
He outplayed me.
He had a buzzer beater.
He had a buzzer beater, he outplayed me.
Demos is better at 2K.
Yo, it has one game that it's good at.
All right, next subject to the discussions, bro.
As my punishment for losing Demos,
he made me basically stream Lego Batman Marathon 2026.
You guys actually need to do that.
It's probably gonna be a 15 hour stream.
And we already have two marathons coming up this month.
We already have two marathons coming up this month.
You are late, bitch.
Yo, yo, bro.
Are you even listening to what I'm saying?
Wow.
So most photos, what do you mean yes?
Question mark with like some sats.
Okay. Your chat.
One thing you say about me, bro.
I'm a bad at my word chat.
Hey, look, I'll do the Lego Batman marathon.
I agreed to that in the wager.
I lost.
I got out late.
I thought I was gonna win
because Los isn't good at any games,
but he's pretty good at 2K.
I'll give him that.
Now, bro, that means we have another marathon.
Let's add it to the tallities.
LEGO Batman Marathon, locked.
The last of us, part one and two marathon, locked.
Minecraft marathon, hardcore Minecraft marathon with Roland,
locked.
Also, GTA V story mode marathon, locked.
Those are the next four marathons.
LEGO Batman, I'll do it.
It's 15 hours, it's not even that long.
It's 15 hours to beat the game.
So I haven't played LEGO games since LEGO Star Wars,
and that game was fucking goaded.
That was one of my most played games when I was a kid.
Hi, guys, what are you clicking?
What are you clicking, bro?
What are you doing, man?
GTA VI news from Theré, or Theré.
I said Theré, pre-firing a Theré.
No Theré, November 19th is fully locked.
Wait.
Is it November 19th, League of Legends World Finals?
Sorry about that chat, sorry about that.
Who cares?
Bless you.
Hey, thank you, Gucci.
I actually loaded up chat to see if anyone said bless you.
I goon do it.
No one gives a fuck about League of Legends, okay.
Yo bro, let's chat.
So what we need to do here is we need to become a chat of unbiased human beings, okay?
You guys are the most bias, and you know it.
You guys are the most bias motherfuckers ever.
No one gives a fuck about League of Legends.
Hey bro, it's been one of the most popular games in the world for the last 16 years.
Miho, if nobody gave a fuck about the game, it wouldn't be one of the most popular games
in the world for the last 16 years.
My God!
L LARP, I'm literally giving you statistics. This is the opposite of LARP. I'm literally giving you statistics, okay?
Hi guys, it's clicking shit. Okay, GTA 6 news front of the night. No delay. November 19th is fully locked in.
Pre-orders are live this summer June 21 onwards.
Doesn't know where Best Buy Rumors came from. No marketing until summer begins. Different marketing strategy till GTA 5.
Yeah, bro, I'm going to play the fuck out of this game.
GTA 6 RP is legitimately going to be the best thing you could stream for probably the next
year.
GTA 6 RP, like GTA 5 RP, GTA 6 RP is going to be generational, bro, it's kind of sad
when you think about it though, because like, when they go to the next GTA 6, like, what's
going to happen to GTA 5?
about what happened to GTA 4 chat, I used to play the fuck out of GTA 4. GTA 5 came out,
I haven't touched GTA 4 since. It's kind of sad, but to be fair, they do do a game every
12 years, so I mean, it has its time in the sun. If you haven't played GTA 5 yet,
you're not ever gonna play it. If you haven't played it in the last 12 years, you're not ever
I never get to play it.
Highlights, what is this?
Yo, highlights, I can't play this because I'm late.
Chad, I'm already late.
I have no time to stall because Chad,
I have game night with Ron, Dantes and Joe Bart at 5.45,
which is literally in an hour.
And I have 50 packages of fan mail to open
because y'all are fucking goaded.
This is gonna be our biggest fan mail opening of 2026.
50 packages in the last week.
That is insane, Jack.
We're gonna rip the fan mail right away.
But, Jack, the reason I was late,
I was on the phone with League of Legends
about being able to,
oh, thank you, FS.
Jack, I was on the phone with League of Legends
about being able to co-stream the LCS Grand Finals coming up,
the MSI and Worlds.
I might, might even go to Worlds with Don Zest.
I'm going to be able to, I'm going to be able to, uh, coast stream,
coast stream the league event.
So I was, I was on the phone with the league trying to set that up chat.
That's why I was late.
All right.
That's what I was doing for the last 30 minutes.
All right, dude.
So in fact, I stopped at, I'm late cause I'm fucking gooning.
Like when everybody's typing, no, bro, I'm actually doing shit.
When I'm not streaming, I'm doing shit around streaming, bro.
All right, dude.
Now chat, let's rip some fan mail guys.
Bro, we have, dude, we have like a lot of fan mail.
I'm so excited.
You'd have been thought of dying here, try to run a robot about, ah, ah, ah.
Alright.
Chat.
I have, I have a really good feeling about this fan mail.
I'm not even kidding.
Alright, guys.
50 packages.
Hi, bud.
Yo, yo, I'm not dead.
Listen, every time I'm late to a stream, there's like this swarm of sociopaths in the chat
who think I'm dead.
Yo, guys, I'm allowed to be late to a stream.
It's human, it's life, bro.
Have y'all ever been late to school?
Yes, have y'all ever been late to work?
Probably, right?
Bro, I'm gonna rest in peace.
Fly high, he won't be missed.
Yo, guys, I'm right here, bro.
High-vives is literally just being a fucking infant.
I'm right here, guys.
I'm not dead.
I'm not dead, y'all.
Thank you.
Like, yo, making the camera black and white
doesn't make me dead immediately.
You got me so excited.
All right, chat, it's time to lock in.
But yes, bro, I was late because I was on the phone
with Riot about co-streaming the upcoming League
of Legends events, leading into Worlds,
which I might be able to go to Worlds
and co-stream with Autes, which will be peak.
Now, yes, bro, that was that.
And yeah, chat, like, bro, I'm not dead, all right?
If I'm ever late to another stream,
Can I not open up the Twitch dashboard to fly high?
Fly low, Gary.
I can still hear his voice.
He won't be missed.
Bro, can I just be like 20 minutes late one day
and we just kind of sweep it under the rug?
It's not like I'm late frequently, dude.
It's not like I'm late frequently, y'all.
All right, without further ado, me.
Guys, let's rip some fan mail.
No, no, let's, dude, let's rip it.
Let's rip some fucking fan mail, dude.
Chat.
Guys, I want to show you this.
This is how much packages were sent in fan mail in the last six days.
Six days.
Chat.
There is over 40 packages right here.
Guys, look, there's another bag there.
There's another bag there.
Like guys, so much packages and my camera.
Mother of pearl, why does my camera shit the fucking bed?
Okay, Chad, appreciate everybody that sent in fan mail,
guys, love y'all boys, bro.
It's probably the best series that we do on this stream,
unbiasedly.
Yo, did I just get like,
I just get rated by the FBI.
What's going on with my fucking camera?
You get me so excited.
Should I wanna run over to Rockda?
All right, can this work?
Yo, my hive mind, yo, hive mind help.
You know what, I'm just gonna make
a whole new camera source chat.
You know, that always works, bro.
Yeah, guys, by the way, I know the screen's black, all right?
I'm, guys, I know, I'm fully aware.
Shawty wanna roll over to rockstar.
Wait, what did I just do?
Hi, bud, did I just give it to my desktop?
Oh, no, it's in, that's why.
Okay, chat.
Are we ready?
Are we ready?
Are we ready?
All right, let's go.
Okay, guys.
50 packages y'all. I'm not making that up. 50 packages. We have game night in an hour
and I can't be late. Game nights at 5.45 with me, Joe, Ron, and Donchance. It's going to
be peak order to play two games. I can't be late. We got to open 50 packages in 45 minutes.
Can I do it? Can I do it? I don't know. Let's see. I don't know. I was already, whoa, whoa,
Okay, guys, I'm not even kidding. There is so much packages. It might actually take a while to like actually set up
Bro, my room is going to be a fucking mess after this. Holy shit
But that's a good problem to have bro.
Appreciate everybody that said it in the fan mail, dude. It's literally my
Rest in peace to that guy's box. It's literally my favorite thing to do in string.
So yes, bro. If you want to send in fan mail, exclamation mark fan mail. I'm gonna try to
do these once a week. Yeah. Here we go. Bro, oh my God. Chad, there's so many mini packages
too. Like look at these. There's so many teeny tiny ones. All right. One guy just literally
said too fatty yo bro I'm 5 foot 10 I was at 5 foot 11 I'm 5 foot 10 162 I'm not
known as fatty like bro listed under Jixie or something the hail type of shit
is that like too fat really bro really that's how you're gonna address the
Too fatty. Okay, cool. Got it. Bro, chat. Okay, this, I'm definitely going to be late. Oh my god.
But bro, there's nothing worse than not opening somebody's package. Bro, there's been times where I've literally missed.
I didn't open a package for like six months. And I didn't even realize it. And then I saw it and I'm like, oh my god.
So, yeah, we're going to try to not miss any packages, and remember chat, 545, okay?
I'm going to try to not be late, but I probably am going to be late.
All right, so let's see.
Okay.
Now it's got to get this back here.
Dude, okay.
I think it's only right to start off with the gigantic bot.
Okay. Did you guys just see a turtle had broken up?
Just be honest. What is this devious-ass angle?
Chat, be honest. W Bolt. Hurry up. Boner. I saw it and it's so small.
I wish I caught it, not gonna lie. All right.
Yo, yo, yo, okay. Wait, chat. I'm gonna swap my mother so I can read chat on my right
mother and then I'll be after my left mother so I can like see what I'm holding up on the
stream. So then I like y'all can see it. You get me so excited. Guys, I have a feeling
I just have an early prediction. This is gonna be the best fan mail of the year. 50 packages,
Oh my God, who just gifted?
Andy with the 50 gifted.
Yo, Andy, thank you so fucking much
for the 50 gifted subscriptions.
Chad, if you got some from Andy, make sure to thank him.
Andy, you don't ever have to gift, bro, for real.
Like literally just coming into the stream
once a fucking year is enough, bro.
I appreciate you so much, man.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
W Andy in the chat.
All right, I got OBS on the left, chat on the right.
Everybody lock in.
Let's go, Andy, love you all.
Seriously, thank you. Thank you. All right, chat, hurry up, fat ass.
So just because that guy said hurry up, fat ass,
I'm going to waste 10 seconds for no reason.
Done. Okay. Now chat without further ado.
Here we go. Okay.
Next fan mail of the day, or no, first fan mail of the day, sorry, glitched out, chat.
We have a gigantic butt.
It's only, I forgot my knife.
Chat after redo that entire YouTube intro.
Fuck.
Oh no, I got scissors right here.
All right.
YouTube, what is good?
We're back with another fan mail.
We got 50 packages from the chat today.
If you're new to the YouTube channel, like and sub.
If you don't like the videos, unsub and block me on LinkedIn.
Okay, we have a gigantic box.
Everybody lock in.
This, every time we do a fan mail,
I'm gonna always start off with the most gigantic box.
This thing is literally my height.
Okay, well maybe not my height.
Cause I'm like, I'm like five, 10.
I'm like five, 10, but this is a big box.
Guys, I'm slightly concerned.
Did I just leak his address?
Oh my god. No, I didn't. Thank god.
Okay. Okay.
Yes, Jack. Here we go.
All right. First fan mail today.
We're starting off with the big boy.
The big dog. Let's see what's inside.
Okay, we got our scissors so we can melee these.
It's gonna be...
Oh wait, right.
It's gigantic. What is this?
Wait.
Um.
Is this even legal?
Oh my god, it's a Nerf gun.
Bro, I thought this guy sent you a real gun.
Chat.
Oh my god.
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my god, it is real.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait, it is real and it's not, guys,
this is a, is this even allowed on Twitch?
Is this allowed on Twitch?
Oh, it's Airsoft.
Oh my God, it's Airsoft.
Oh my God, I'm so stupid.
It's Airsoft.
Guys, it's mute shotgun as well.
We have to bust this open.
Bro, it's Mute Shotgun?
Holy ball knowledge.
No, but I'm not a Mute Shotgun one trick.
Or maybe I am.
Okay, sorry.
All right, lock it.
Okay.
Look, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Oh my God.
Brother, he sent you an Airsoft Shotgun.
Andy with another 100 gifted.
And he plant one on my face.
MGTX.
Brother, it's a full blown airsoft gun.
Oh my God.
What?
See, now what dumb Jinxie would do,
he's loaded and fired at the camera.
I did that two years ago and broke my camera
and then I couldn't stream for the rest of the day.
I'm not dumb anymore.
Okay, I'm still dumb, but I'm learning.
I'm not gonna just do it.
No chat.
There's the thing. I don't have a backup camera and the one I do is on its last leg.
Next thing out of the day, uh, yo, we're off to a roaring start. We're off to a roar. Okay,
I keep thinking you guys can see my bulge. Hive mind. If it pans to my bulge, I need you to
swiftly lock in. Okay, here we go. Next thing out of the day, we're off to a great start.
Oh my god.
You absolute legend.
Desktop charger.
Why have I never- why have I never thought of this?
Wait, why- and it's box themed?
Why have I never thought of this?
What?
Bro, my phone is like always dead.
I charge it into my PC.
Bro- okay, this is gonna be a peak fan mail.
Oh my- bro, it's not only-
only a wireless charger.
This guy actually watches the streams
and knows I'm a box fan as well.
Holy W fan mail.
Brother, a wireless charger.
Wait, no way I can just put it in, right?
Wait, let's try this.
I'm not gonna get it.
Let's see if this works.
I'm pretty sure all I have to do is plug it into this.
I'm gonna plug in my PC.
Yeah, let's try it.
Yo, is this going to work?
Oh my god, is this going to work?
Chad, it's not working.
GG, you got hacked.
It's a hacking device.
No, no, no, guys.
If this guy can hack me, wait, this is actually a hacking device.
I'm not reading chat. Stop, stop.
Guys, it doesn't work.
the case off. I took it off. Look. High-fives, Colin. What does this guy want? High-fives,
what's up, bro? Talk to me.
Uh, do you see? Did you just plug that into your computer?
Yeah, why?
Do you see? So, when you plug that into your computer, you hear a giving, right? Do you
Yeah.
If you want to wrap that until you hear it, bro,
when you hear that noise, that's called a data transfer.
So basically whatever is on that device,
that just, they show all of it
and they transfer it to a cloud server
and they can access all of your data.
I'm not even kidding.
Are you trolling me or is like, bro,
if this is one of your middle schemes, bro,
did I just get hacked?
back me up, Jack can back me up, Jack am I right?
Like, is it cool?
Yo, Jack's probably the least credible source
in the world, right behind you.
Yo, I'm not buying, no, I'm not buying this.
I didn't get hacked, I didn't get hacked through a phone case.
No I didn't.
Put a sock in it.
Like, I'm not, no, no, no, I'm not gonna be gasoline.
Not anymore.
I won't be gasoline anymore.
Not anymore, guys.
Not anymore.
Next time out of the day. Ask Bernard. So, let me make that. Let me let, let, let, no, let's do that.
So, we go from calling the dumbest guy in the world to then calling the second dumbest guy in the world.
We go from high-vives to Bernard. Who do you want me to call after that, bro? A, a, a rock?
Enjoy your gift from Caden.
I think I just leaked his last name.
Oh god.
Two pairs cute sock cat lovers gift.
Okay, yo
Dude, what is this chat? What is that?
What it's a cat sock that looks like yo high-fives. What are you doing?
Hi, guys, I didn't get hacked get that out of my
High-fives, what are you doing stop stop?
Yo, I have some good punch you in the face stop no no stop stop next time out of the
day.
Oh, we got a book chat.
The ultimate class, hi-bites, hi-bites, what are you?
Say hi-bites, say you swear, say you swear to God.
Say you, no, no, hi-bites.
I know this is one of your schemes, bro.
Get out of my life.
I know this is one of your steams dog
Yo, uh the ultimate clash royale guide yo, bro, I appreciate it dude. I hit top 2000
Like bro, this is for the basics now this is for the basics you need that yo chat I hit top 17. I
You are restarted appreciate that bro much love
I'm restarted the hell does that even mean next time out of day we got a t-shirt eat sleep
Clash repeat. Okay
Yo guys bad timing. This was my life at one point in time
Those days are gone
Do that game
That game did your boy dirty chat.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Next game of the day, Kevin in from Luke.
But I still love the game, but yeah, you know,
I love the game, but I don't love the people
that make the game.
Does that make sense?
Does that make sense, bro?
I love the game, but I don't love the people
that make the game.
All right, chat we got.
Two Jinxie, we got you shoes from the Darth Maul.
They went.
Say you swear to God, there's a real Darth Maul.
Oh my God.
From Nicholas and Luke.
Bro, that's my name.
Not Luke, but Nicholas.
Yo, these guys got me shoes from the Darth Maul?
Okay, chat, live reveal, live reveal.
I made you laugh.
Here's my cash app.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
What is, I thought it was shit.
To Jinxity, Jitty, my brother and I have been watching
your streams for years now and wanted to say thank you
for always being yourself and always streaming from the heart.
We watch your streams literally every single day.
You have built the best community onto which.
Please keep up the incredible streams and fan mail.
You are an inspiration, bro.
I'm a mechanical engineer and love the 3D print things.
We have sent you several things
that we think you would really like.
Okay.
Bro, several things?
Let's see.
Okay, off to a really good start.
Off to a really good start, bro.
Greatest football club of all time
and it's not even close.
Greatest football club of all time and it's not even close, bro.
The home of Leonardo Messi.
Mikasa from Attack on Titan.
Yeah, these guys aren't larking.
These guys actually watch the streams.
Mikasa is my favorite character from Attack on Titan.
Or Levi.
Captain Levi.
Whoa, yo, this is fire.
It's like a Rocket League logo.
What? Okay, okay. This is fire. This is fire.
Bro, they did print a bunch of stuff.
Oh, this is kind of sick. Wait, I can actually throw this up in my room. This is sick, dude.
Thank you, bro. Oh my god. Yo, okay. Let me put that on my desk. Okay, we got another fan mail.
Ha all in all
in all in
but if I think back once if at the at the hide, haha
all in Hay Island, all in
is Shia to win the champs league, haha
all in
Bro, this is sick, bro. They gave me a drone from R six all
Look at this. Oh
My God
So we're not warning
All right, Jeff, this is sick.
I'm not gonna lie.
Very cutesy fruitsy.
Yo, bro, you guys are bad ass 3D princesses, bro.
These look, bro, fennec from Rocket League.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm more of a octane guy.
Chat, I'm more of a octane guy.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, by the way, what's gonna come first?
GTA VI or me hitting Diamond and Rocket League?
Death, okay.
Yo, bro, I'm not gonna die before I hit relax, bro
Listen, GTA 6 GTA 6. Yo, so my question is what's gonna come first?
Me hitting Diamond in Rocket League or GTA 6 and the sky types get
Okay, yo, you're telling me in the next 70 years. I'm not I'm not gonna hit
Well, really?
What's average lifespan?
Like that's a Bernard question.
I think the average lifespan is 74,
but I think that counts like RMG.
Like that's not counting old age.
I think it's 74, but it's counting like
if an axe drops on your head at work or something.
It counts that, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, what is the average lifespan?
I don't know what this is.
Well, you vape, Yo Bro.
Shit.
Guys, I've never seen this in my life.
A paper tape?
Oh my God, I almost just got my hand.
Yo, this is like a box cutter.
Wait, I can use this for the other sand mail.
Holy practical.
Oh my God.
Bro.
It works like a charm.
Bro, bro, bro, that's like the most practical fan mail you could have sent.
He didn't even leave a note.
What a legend.
He literally just gave me a box cutter and said nothing.
Next time out of the day.
Hey, Jinxy, thank you for passing the time at work.
I always throw on your fan mails while the hours slowly pass.
So I decided to send you some things.
Hope you enjoyed.
Much love to you from Matthew.
Dude, what a wholesome message, bro.
It's crazy that some of you guys watch me while you're at work, bro.
That's actually insane.
Just don't get caught in me, huh?
Hey, JXC, thank you.
Oh, wait.
I already read this message.
It was a double message.
Leak check to it.
Yo, I'm not.
Chad, I'm not faulting for the bait.
Leave me alone.
I'm not faulting for the bait.
Nothing's a leak.
Nothing's a leak, bro.
You guys say everything's a leak.
Twin blade knife, wait, could this be like a counter strike knife?
Counter strike.
That was a large moment.
Could this be a counter strike knife?
I lowkey...
This might awaken some demons within me.
We might be ripping cases.
Me, how?
Wait, it's bro.
It's a knife, but it's shaped like Batman.
Wait, is that intentional?
What?
It's a knife, but it's shaped like Batman.
Lark, lark, lark, so whore, Larpin Springs.
Yeah, bro, I'm from Larpin Springs.
Sure, dude.
Whatever you gotta tell yourself.
Yo, Matthew, thank you so much, bro.
Matthew, you said you said a couple things,
but I only got one thing in that box.
So I'm assuming it multiple sets?
like you have multiple boxes I'm assuming
next time out of the day next time out of the day
enjoy your gift from Jeff all right Jeff
yeah it's low key a bad time to have the name Jeffrey in the last year
That's just bad RMG. Like, bro, that's bad RMG, bro. If your name's Jeff, that means your name's Jeffery, right?
It's just bad associations. Whoa. All right. How to pick up girls. A play by Tim Briffa.
yo chat oh my god it's a full-on play it's a full-on play you need that you
need it read this please yep yeah chat yep yep 100% bro what's the next book
gonna be oh wait like battling weight loss guys leave me alone okay here we go
So, this is from Alambra, California.
I've never heard of that place.
From Alamabra, something I'd like.
Okay, okay.
Little Ash to Chaka Chibi.
Very, very, very nice, very nice.
Thank you, my sir.
Yeah, I saw a lot of people were sending in vits,
but no notes.
I'm looking for them.
I'm looking for them.
Next time I read it.
Champs, I'm in like box opening zone right now.
I'm in box opening zone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Darth Maul Funko Pop.
It was only a matter of time, chat.
It was only a matter of time, bro.
It was only a matter of time, literally.
It was only a matter of time, guys.
Oh my God.
Open it?
Oh, you guys need to open this?
Oh wait, so, oh, it's like a pack opening.
You don't know who you're gonna get.
Yo chat, if this is Yeager Black Ice,
wait, is it Alpha Pack?
It's a random chee-chee-bee. What?
Okay, Jack, if we get Jaeger from this, this is a sign that we're going to get Jaeger Black-Eyes 2026.
If we get Jaeger from this.
Oh my God, what could it be?
Jack, what could it be? What could it be?
What could it be? Yeager. Yeager. Please Yeager.
Me-ho. I think I have a total of like 25 minutes on this operator.
LMG! Mouth it and lorra! I mean he is an iconic character but bro if that would
have been Yeager Chat that would have been a sign that we were going to get...
Oh my god, chat, who remembers this guy?
I was waiting for him to turn the corner again.
Who remembers this guy?
Oh my god.
Bro, this guy has these bad,
I'm not even kidding when I say this.
The best beef jerky I've ever had in my life.
Of course you're eating.
Yo, bro, I have an eight, one.
Dude, I want the- wait, is this a new flavor?
This is a new flavor.
I've never had this one.
Jack, isn't this guy a fishing YouTuber?
I'm pretty sure he is, right, Jack?
Like some of y'all should know.
Jack, jalapeno cheese.
Bro, I'm gonna give you my unbiased review, bro.
Yo, flair.
yo flair flair you're the goat brown hey you're the goat your beef jerky is
insane like you're the goat brown
hashtag ad yo chat if this wasn't ad and I didn't disclose it this would be
illegal I would go to jail if it was to add it after disclose it this is not an
ad the guy makes good beef jerky get off my dog
Yep, I'm literally, I'm literally going to destroy that.
Flare, yeah, yeah.
Flare, you're the goat, bro.
God damn, that's good.
Okay.
Okay, this guy was professional.
Don't stop daddy as I'm chewing on beef jerky.
Yo bro, go to church bro.
No seriously.
Go to church. Don't stop daddy as I'm chewing on people. Go to church, bro.
Now, what was I saying? This guy was professional. This guy addressed it to Nicholas Stewart.
He's either professional or he might be stalking me.
Jake Hank. Whoa.
Ah, chat. I have legitimately no idea what this is.
Guys, what is this?
Guys, I have legitimately no idea what this is.
You know, am I like a toddler?
I could have just used the scissors the whole time.
I think I'm actually brain dead.
Like, what am I doing?
Yeah, CTE, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And of course they're gigantic.
Yo chat, what is this?
Does anybody know what this is?
What is this?
Put it on.
Wear it.
Wear it now.
You will wear it now.
Okay.
Do a try on haul.
Guys, I don't even know what this is.
You want me to try this on?
Yeah, I'd probably need a beer for this.
So, Jack, who said too small, by the way?
Yo, bro, these wouldn't even fit on a sumo wrestler.
They're pants?
Your check, is it pants or a shirt?
Guys, what is this?
Legitimately, what is this?
Film part two on another website.
High vibes, ban him.
Bro, what do you think this is, bro?
Oh my God.
I know what it is now.
I didn't know if it was a shirt or not
because it's literally gigantic.
Why would you send me this? I would never fit into this in a million years.
It's a nightgown. Put it on. This is not a nightgown, bro. These are underwear for a sumo wrestler.
I'd be like, what's the point? Like, what, what, what am I doing right now?
yo bro I'm not gonna wear your psychotic lingerie underpants I'll never
fit in that what the fuck is that I mean good grief it's too small fits like a
glove tight fit tight fit okay yeah we're gonna put my shirt check I'm
I'm CTE-ing again.
Yo guys, that's not a tight fit, okay?
Ooh, chat.
Remember the guy that sent in candy from Mexico last week?
We need to see which country has the best candy.
So chat, I'm hoping one of y'all sent candy
from another country.
I'm hoping.
And yes, I'm a fatter ass.
Yes, I enjoy candy.
Of course, yeah, okay.
It's a t-shirt. It's a t-shirt. What could it be? Let's see.
My brother plays I slay. Okay. Yo, chat. Like, guys, I'm not wearing this.
it now. This is a generational fit, but it's too small. Clock it. All right, you know what?
Let's actually slay it. You know what? Let's slay it. I don't even care anymore.
As you should, as you should, queen.
as you should, as you, as you, as you should, as you should,
L print, okay, you just ruined my entire day.
You ruined my day, bro.
L print, why are you looking in the first place?
Well, like, why would you even look our zesty kitten?
I guess I'm wearing this for the rest of the fan mail.
I'm sure there'll be another shirt.
Oh, we might have one right here.
Wait, this isn't a shirt, this is a jersey.
Adidas.
Bro, this is number 11.
Whoa, a football jersey?
Who the fuck?
TTV Baldiño from Scotland?
What?
Chad, is this a streamer?
Dante has said he's bricked.
Yo, if Dante is watching this, and he has an erection,
he needs to give it his head check, bro.
Now, this box looks interesting.
Jinxie's Road to a Birdie.
Chad, as you guys know, we're going
to be filming Road to a Birdie on TikTok over the next year.
It's probably going to take literally a year.
But every time I go golfing, Chad, I'm going to record it.
It's literally going to take a year.
We've only recorded day one so far.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Cataway Chrome Soft, True Track.
I haven't even heard of these.
What? New and improved made in the U.S.
Chat.
Oh my god.
Top three balls. How expensive are these?
How expensive are these balls, chat? How expensive are these balls? Legitimately.
Let me call Bernard.
Put one in your ass.
Like, how does that thought even enter your mind?
Yo Bernard, question for you.
Have you heard of the golf ball Callaway Chrome Soft?
True track?
Oh yeah, I've heard of that one.
The Callaway Chrome Soft Triple Track is known for its softer feel
and those three alignment lines that help folks line up their parts.
So, what's up? Are you thinking of switching up your golf gear?
Yeah.
How expensive is it?
They're typically mid-range,
so you're not breaking the bank,
but they're not bargain being either,
depending on the retailer or if you catch a deal,
a dozen might run you around 50 bucks or so.
Not too shabby for something that gives you confidence on.
Yeah, hey Bernard, great.
These are going right into the water bro.
Like, yeah the thing is, I don't deserve good balls.
Jixi, your golf game needs work in all caps.
Like, okay, we are a 27-year-old Tampa, Tampa golf pros at Westchase GC.
The Chilts wins in UC.
We will get you making birdies.
And then they have a QR code.
As I always say, scan at your own risk.
at your own risk.
Don't head said W print, yo, tell him to stop watching the fan mail, please God.
Like bro, what?
What do you mean W print Don't head?
What the fuck are you saying?
To Nick Junko.
one of the day. Two dark moles. I have a feeling this I have a feeling there's
gonna be 95 of these in the next three months. That one but two dark moles.
Time check. Yeah I'm gonna be late. We have game night in 15 minutes. I'm gonna
be like 20. Dude there's like 30 packages left. I'm gonna try to I'll try to go
go faster, Jack. But I'm gonna be late, bro. Alright, this is a big box. Jack, big boy,
big boy. Okay, whatever this is, this is gigantic. Whatever this is, this is absolutely
I dance it. This is huge. Yitch. This is Yitch. Yeah, I think it's a poster.
You're huge, real creative, dude.
Chad's a poster.
Let's see what it is.
The greatest artist of all time, and it's not even close.
Oh, my God.
He's got World on Drugs, Death Race for Love.
Oh, my God, he's got all the albums in here, bro.
greatest artist of all time. I appreciate you my boy. Very clean. Bro chat. I can
literally put so much poachers in my room from fan mail. I'm gonna clear left to
right here. Next fan mail to the day. In chat I'm not trying to like speed run it.
I'm only doing that because I'm gonna be late to game night. But I already told
them a couple of hours ago. Since you liked the last onesies I sent you, I want to send
you a kitty because you are cute and submissive. I hope you keep these onesies in the closet
and use them for the stream or something fatty. From Spencer. Yo, Spencer, I'm not submissive.
What are you typing?
Yo Spencer, what are you typing?
I'm not submissive.
The furry discord misses you.
Yo, as far as I'm concerned,
the furry discord can literally, you know what?
I'm gonna be positive today.
I was never in that discord chat.
Whatever it is, I wasn't in there.
Okay, this, okay, he wasn't kidding.
This guy actually, mind you, this isn't from like a girl.
This is from Spencer, okay?
I just want to be clear when I say this.
This is from Spencer, who said, and I quote, I'm cute and submissive.
Okay. Yeah. Yo, Spencer. Okay. The weird thing is I actually want to try it on just for comfort.
Okay. Yep. It has ears. It has ears. Oh. All right, Spencer. I'm going to do this one
time for about 30 seconds. So I know you're probably stroking it. Yeah. Enjoy that 30
Goon Session, bro, because after this, I'm not wearing this ever again.
I'm getting a call.
Hold on.
So Spencer, yo, I'm literally getting a call at like the worst time.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm about to not. Okay. You're okay. You're literally sick in the head.
All right, chat. I'm only doing this.
Because if you take the time to send me something, I'll wear it at least once.
Okay. Spencer, literally, like, Spencer, I despise you.
So chat, what's the end game here?
I run around my house meowing.
What even am I, a leopard?
Meow.
Meow.
Do we want?
All right.
There you go, Spencer.
Now get your hand off your wiener, dude.
And like, bro, it's again,
it's not like a girl ascending me there.
Like, bro, this is probably a 36 year old man, dude.
I'm not even kidding, a frickin leopard onesie, keep it on.
Yo, I'm not doing the rest of the stream
with a frickin leopard onesie on, okay?
Relax a little bit pal.
Next fam out of the day.
Gontez is gooning, of course he is, of course he is.
All right, next time out of the day, I see that you denied the copper peptides I sent.
So here's something else to improve your ascension journey.
Stay mogging from Noah.
Yeah.
Noah, like, is this going to be a bone masher?
Like what could this possibly be, Noah?
Noah, what could be in here, bro?
I'm not going to start bone mashing on my stream, OK?
Like, legitimately, what could be in here?
Thanks for meowing.
I finished.
All right, Noah, let's see what you say.
OK.
What is that?
Oh my god.
Jalsa size.
Tone, tighten, strengthen your neck and fate.
So how is this going to help me maulk?
Chad, how is this going to help me maulk, guys?
Like that's the part I don't understand.
How's this gonna help me mulk?
Like, I don't understand that, dude.
This is gonna help me mulk.
What do you do?
You just bite down on it?
So I was actually going to do this for about five more seconds, but then somebody typed
good boy, yo chat, I don't know what this product is, uh, biting it, it, it defines your job
by biting down on it.
Yo chat, here's the thing.
This is probably just a scam.
I don't know.
But bro, if you bought this, you're a bot.
Like I'm sorry.
Wait, but maybe it does work.
I'm not even kidding, maybe it does work.
Yeah, it asks.
It might actually work.
We got a big one.
We got a big one.
Chat tell the Don'tsets, I'll be done
with fan mail in 12 minutes.
We got some more packages.
Charizard, greatest Pokemon of all time, not even a question!
Oh my god, he got the white cheddar once too!
Oh my god, he got the white cheddar once too!
These are the greatest cheese and flavors of all time!
Bro Pringles, Original Cheez-It, White Cheddar Cheez-It, and Rice Krispy Treat.
Why is the chat? Okay. It got excited. Yo guys, this isn't Losus Street. Please don't refer to me as
it. It got excited. Like I, the chat, I'm not jumping for joy at the thought of eating guys.
I eat to survive, yo. You're the fard of Twitch. That's literally Ron. Ron got coined that title.
Don't pin that on me.
Love Ron, but, bro, he is the fart of twist.
OK.
Next day I'm out of the day.
Hey, Jinxie, I wanted to send you these cookies I ate when
I was little from El Salvador.
Hopefully you like them.
Thank you for all the streams that you do.
And may the Lord keep blessing you.
There's something in my throat from the, the, the, the Mog tool.
From Jackie. Stop coughing.
What? Yo, Gucci, that's like telling me to stop breathing.
Stop coughing. Are you serious?
Chat from El Salvador. Let's see.
From El Salvador.
Let's see if El Salvador has the best candy.
They're competing.
Somebody sent a big bundle from Mexico.
Let's see this.
Okay.
Love the packaging.
Love the packaging.
Diana Ticnic Presa.
Oh my.
Oh my God, it's a wafer, but instead of being thin and thick, or not narrow and thick, it's
wide and thin.
This is the greatest thing I've ever eaten in my life.
Jeff, every time I eat something, you guys type laced?
It's not laced.
It's not laced.
I felt for that one time with gummies.
I'm not falling for that ever again.
Okay, so Jeff, this guy sent in a gigantic bot.
Okay, there's a box inside of the box.
I'm assuming it's going to be really fragile.
Oh, okay, he sent in another box.
And another box.
Yo bro, what's in this thing?
What is in it?
What is in it?
What is in it, bro?
What?
Like what is in this thing?
Another box.
Yo, hi guys, I know, I know.
Another box.
What is in this box?
Okay.
This guy just sent me nine boxes.
There has to be like, there has to be something in here.
Here we go.
He literally sent in nine boxes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
C.S. Theory. Stronghold math finish.
To Mr. Jinxie, my name is Caden. I'm a long time viewer and I just launched my own hair
brand called C- Caden, why'd you put it in ten boxes? Caden, Caden, bro, bro, bro, bro,
Kaden, why'd you put this in 10 boxes?
Hairstyling clay.
Smells good.
But the thing is, I can't style my hair.
Kaden, I can't style my hair because I'm bald.
Okay, I'm not bald, but I'm bald being
WK to the chat
We got another we got another family holy dent what dad dent
it. Whoa, this one's wrapped nicely. Hey, Jixie, appreciate you asking me to send stuff.
Okay, Chris, Chris, Chris, what is this, bro?
Chris, actually, what is this?
It's a thinking frog.
It's a thinking frog. Oh my God. What?
All right. Next family day from Pleasant Grove, California.
Pleasant Grove Boulevard. You guys said tarpon springs is a POI.
This is the POI. Brother, brother, this is the POI.
Hey, Jigsaw, if you enjoy the swag and the golf towel, okay, it's a comfy little, comfy
little shirt.
Where's the golf towel?
Okay.
I need one of these golf towels.
I'm not going to lie.
W's, man.
W's.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, sir.
Okay.
Next time out of date.
I mean, I have been sent this book. No, no, no, no, no. I've been sent this book
Every week once a week since 2024. I'm not reading this
It's like a full-blown novel. Bro. I'm not ever stop sending it to me. I
Have no interest in learning about that book
What?
You're lovely. Okay
Yo, guys, can we learn what LARPing means before we just say it?
Oh, my God.
this is what I'm a a this is what I'm bringing to tarpon springs bro you are
soft you are soft as baby shit okay yeah you know bro you just ruined the
whole moment you just ruined the whole moment bro welcome to Brixton I'm in
And the pointy with both these and Judith's,
you literally just ruined the whole moment.
Entire moments ruined.
Your parents must be dissatisfied.
Yo, somebody say something positive please?
What is...
That is the largest weiner I've ever seen in my entire life.
That wiener could satisfy a blue whale.
That was gigantic.
That was literally huge.
Like, bro, why would you ever send that to somebody?
out of the way. Band, use it, test it, wear it. Yo, guys, wear it. Yo, bro, it's a, it's a 14,
it's a 14 incher. It's literally a 14 incher, bro. What do you mean, wear it? What does that even mean, bro?
Nope, I know what this is. I know what this is. These aren't chips. Listen, I opened these before.
It's a glitter bomb explosion.
I know not calling for this.
I'm not an idiot.
Bro, there's going to be glitter all over my face.
Good try, bro.
Nice freaking try.
Nice try, man.
Okay.
Enjoy your gift from Teo.
Okay, this is huge.
Tio, what is this?
Tios.
Oh my god.
Oh my.
I broke it.
I thought I broke it.
Bro, this is, this is a mutes mask.
This is a mutes mask.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, actually, oh my god, oh my...
Bro, this is MewSmack! What? He's got the headphones too?
What? This is so sick. Oh my god. War Wolf Field Operation Gas Mask? This had to be
expensive. Bro, bro, this is a legitimate gas mask. Yo, this is a legitimate gas mask
chat literally what wait chat I just got an idea let's put it over to ski mask
and see how it looks oh my god what I didn't get the idea I just read chat
Now use the shoddy. Oh yeah, we have the shoddy too. Chad, we have the shoddy. Shoddy,
like a melody. Alright, alright, we're almost done. We're almost done, Chad. We're almost
done. My God, a lot of packages today. Holy crap, y'all are goaded. Yeah, I've tried
One of these once a week.
To Nicotine Stewart from Luke.
He misspelled Stewart.
Arrgh!
Like dude, what, what, what?
I just, yo, I don't understand, like, why I would need diapers.
I don't, I don't, Luke, I don't understand, Luke.
Why do I need diapers?
What is the, it's not ungrateful, L ungrateful.
What do you want me to do with a diaper, bro?
Please God inform me.
What?
I don't have a son.
Congratulations to what?
I don't have a kid.
I don't have a son, y'all.
Okay, this is big.
Whoa, big box.
Big box.
Big guy, big guy.
Seattle Mariners, U.S. Open, BMW,
What?
Leek, what did I leak?
No, no you didn't.
What?
No, you didn't.
What?
Pokemon cards.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Yo, bro, Pokemon cards.
Bro, look at how many there is.
What?
Guys, what?
Bro, there's like 300 cards in here.
Bro, bro, bro.
He even sent like the sleeves and stuff for like new cards.
That is so much money.
How expensive is this box?
Surging Sparks Scarlet Viola.
$10,000.
Wait.
This is $10,000?
You guys actually fucking series these are 10 grand
Bro he said something else there's one more huge box in
Like this is a gigantic
What the f-
Bro, what is thi- Yo.
Can I have room? It's like a mess.
Oh my god, it's new. It's new. It's new.
Wait, what?
Mega Charizard 6X Ultra Premium Collection.
How much does this go for?
Do not open this do not open this
Do not open this
$20,000
Wait a minute, wait a minute
Are you guys fucking trolling me or no brother this is sealed
Why would he send this?
Poki Collector Rand, first-time chatter in the chat said not open it.
Is this your box, bro?
Yeah.
Bro, why would you send this?
Mega Evolution, perfect order.
Why would you send this?
Bro, this is way too expensive.
What?
$20,000. It's like $200 you idiot. So I'm an idiot for reading my idiot chats, idiot
messages that wait, that actually makes sense. Okay, wait, that actually checks out. Guys,
people are saying to not open these because they're sealed. Bro, what are these actually
worth chat. Do we know? Bro, if that's actually worth 20 grand, that is the most expensive
fan mail I've ever gotten in my life. Bro, it's 20k minimum. Yeah, bro, there's no letter
in here. Bro, he just sent $20,000 worth of Pokemon cards and then said didn't send a
Who is that? Jeff Bezos?
It's not 20k. All right chat. Yo
Hi guys, text me how much it is. I
Only trust hi. I
Only trust Lord hi guys. Okay chat. We have I'm not even kidding. We have one more box. Oh
No, we don't we have bags we have more stuff. Oh my god, we actually got so much mail
What is that?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
to junk daddy.
All right.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo chat appreciate the love and support. I don't have a baby. I don't have a baby. I
Don't have a baby. What do you want me to do with this?
What congrats to what?
Congrats
Oh my god, okay, I can't eat these.
I'm too fat.
Pelin, pedos, all right.
I'm going to eat later too.
I can't eat these.
I'm too fat if I eat those.
Oh my god.
All right, chat.
Last box.
Two boxes left, two boxes left, two boxes left, y'all.
Okay, this smells really weird. I'm not gonna lie.
What is that?
She voy chosíces is besh.
Why for you, the weekend?
Chad, what is this?
Why does it smell like that?
Bro, it's not Fent.
Alright guys, final box.
Final box.
Last fan mail of the day.
We're typing to SAGE.
Yeah, yeah. There's one more. He said one more thing.
Pregnancy handbook for the first time moms a week by okay.
And that is the best note to end fan mail along how to lose weight book followed by a pregnancy guy.
All right, chat to help Joe and Ron, Joe, Ron, and Dantez, I'm coming and I'm sorry I'm late, I'm a piece of garbage.
I'm 15 minutes late, 17 minutes late. Not bad. Not bad. Guys, look at my room. I have mine called.
Hi, guys, what's up, dude?
I got prices for those Pokemon boxes.
You were asking.
$20,000, right?
The whole chat said the Pokemon cards were $20,000.
Yeah, yeah.
So, uh, so the green box?
Chat, no, what's wrong with, no, no, no, no.
Fuck this.
Chat, what's wrong with you guys?
So wait, hi, guys.
What is the price, Jack, on this?
So the green box is $70.
But then the blue box that you were holding is $240.
Well, Jack, by the way, this is insane,
and this is an incredible gift.
Still, one of the most expensive fanmails we've ever
received.
This is over $300 spent with shipping, probably close to $400.
But you guys said it's $20,000.
Why?
What's the point?
Do you guys just wanna fucking troll me?
Okay, have fun, I can't, I'm already late, y'all.
Yeah, the most part that you showed,
a few of those, like $5 to like $25,
a few of those cards, so.
Okay, Miho.
Okay, Miho.
All right, have eyes, appreciate you, dude.
Bro, where's my shirt?
See ya.
Okay, where's my shirt, y'all?
Bro, I lost my shirt again?
All right, Pat. Lock in, y'all. All right. Hi, guys. Can you adjust camera?
Chat, it's time for game night. Nice pepperoni nipples. Go fuck yourself, dude. Time for
game night. Lock in. Lock in, chat. Lock in. I'm late. I'm a literal piece of human feces.
I'm like 20 minutes later on.
Bro, but that was a lot of fan mail, like, oh my God, that was actually insane.
Hi, guys, the camera's not, can you zoom it?
It's not adjusting.
Rest in peace, Kyle Busch, Kyle Busch died?
Wait.
Kyle Busch, why have I, I've heard that name before.
Jack, who is, who is that?
41 who is cow bush nascar driver what how did he die
What he died at 41 how did he die chat illness
Damn
That sucks man rest in peace to cow bush bro. Yeah, I knew I heard that name before I don't even know like
Like, five fucking NASCAR drivers, like Dale Earnhardt, Kyle Busch, I've heard that name.
Yeah, my grandpa used to watch fucking, do my grandpa would watch NASCAR for like hours
on end.
I thought it was so boring until the very end.
The last couple laps is exciting, but other than that, okay, chat about to join Joe, Ron
and Don Tess.
Okay, give me one second, I'll be back.
you
you
who was ready for some game night.
Who was ready for some game night yeah.
Who was ready for some game night.
Child I'm doing a call.
I'm doing a call now.
Hello, Johnson.
OK.
Real voice.
Yo.
Yo.
What is that?
Yo, guys.
Sorry I'm late, guys.
Oh, hey.
Did I join out of bad time?
No, you didn't join out of bad time.
You joined in at a perfect time.
What are you guys doing right now?
So you didn't eat.
We're watching a video of me eat sir strong and you're not eat smell it. I mean here say your fraud got it
I'm not a fucking fraud Ron Ron if you eat if you eat one sliver of that absurd strong
I'm dead ass. I'll give you a hundred gift then yeah
I second that I smelled that and a little if you eat it like you have to I on camera
You have to open you have to pop the can open it on stream
And then eat a sliver order connect or dash it or no, you're not fucking door dashing sir strong
You would have to like order it on Amazon or something you're not going to get that number sells that maybe an ally they might sell it
Well, my cabbage here in about 15 minutes. Yeah, you know cabbage. I
Told uh, I told Rob here while we were waiting. We've been we've been you know waiting quite a while
Yep, no big deal. Anyways, um, we were talking about food challenges and we got on the topic of the challenge of how fast can you eat a whole head of lettuce?
So I ordered a whole lettuce while we play.
Ron, have you ate lettuce before?
So that's actually a great question.
I was telling Joe about this.
I'm like, bro, nobody actually eats lettuce from fun.
Like, nobody does that.
Like, nobody eats lettuce.
It's a salad.
No, no.
Your point was lettuce on a burger.
Well, Jaycee, facts or no.
You take lettuce off your burger?
Yes or no?
Yes.
I think lettuce amplifies the taste of everything just
because of the texture.
But I wouldn't just straight up eat lettuce.
straight up eat lettuce.
I think a serial killer would do that.
OK, well, how much for you to eat a whole,
how much for you to do the whole head of lettuce challenge?
I'm not eating a head of lettuce.
Like, we should do that when we put it in.
Let's run a 1v1 in Rocket League back.
And if you lose, instead of the bananas for our challenge,
this time you'll eat a head of lettuce.
Joe, but you're saying, let's run a Rocket League 1v1 back
as if there's a chance of me winning.
You're basically just saying, yo, let's punish you for no reason.
Joe's better than you at Rocket League?
Yeah, bro, Joe hit Diamond.
I never hit a Pustic.
But Joe, I will get Diamond.
And like, I'm going to get Diamond,
check, before or after GTA 6 comes out.
I asked that question earlier, and someone said,
I think I'll be done streaming by the time.
Diamond and Solos?
Like, I'm just queuing queues, like not getting carried
by anybody.
No, not queues.
You're random solo queue twos.
Then you'll get it quicker.
Yeah, we're doing one.
Rocking the hardest game to get to the top rank.
No, no, no.
The hardest game?
Oh, we're actually in a call with him right now.
The hardest game to get to the top rank is League.
What do you think?
On the game.
It's on League right now?
No, yeah, yeah, wait, I'm turning it off.
Wait, it's because I have the wrong scene.
Okay, we're good.
Oh my god.
You're in a game right now, though.
No, no, no, I just have it open.
Wait, give me a second.
Okay, there we go, we're good now.
Okay, just to scale this, bro, like supersonic legend in Rocket League,
I think there's like two or 3000 on any given season.
I could be wrong.
That's a supersonic legend.
Yes.
SSL, um, it's two to 3000 every season, which like there's like more billionaires
than SSL challenger.
It's 300 per region.
So there's like you, you have a zero percent hit it and then get kicked out of
it kind of like Ballard, like, you know, top 500.
Yeah.
We've got this.
Can you explain how challenger works?
And league
How do you maintain it? How do you lose it?
Okay, so the way it works is that once your master plus you enter like the apex here, right?
And it's like the thing is there's a 50% chance that the players in the apex here are like actual apex or if they're fucking like
Dog shit or not, right?
But then once you get apex then the top thousand end up hitting grandmaster top the enter our challenger
So it's like once a day that the ladder updates wait wait wait
You guys are the same yeah, I just saw someone of my same headset
Someone just said if Ron focuses on his health, bro like that like this is like
But I swear we have different heads when it's just a g432
G430 like listen to this. Hold on. Let me see if I could swap it
But mine's like obnoxiously like it's just like I don't even know dude. Oh
No, you gotta keep it like that, bro. It's like it's like yeah, it's like loud
I'm pretty sure it's pretty loud wait, but how did you just make it sound so much worse? Well, no, I don't this is just the g4 30
He has the two they don't make these anymore. They don't make these at all
Yeah, like that's discontinued like I used to have one like that
I used to have like five of them, but then I broke down so promise that I would snap them in half. Yep. Yeah
That was glued the mic would just be glued. Yeah
One time I had to have like one headset from two different headsets
So it's like half was one headset the other half was the other one because it's but an out
Why didn't you just buy a new headset?
Because it's not the same.
It's not the same.
Yeah, it's not the same.
You wouldn't get it.
What?
Bro, you guys are like, this is actually weirding me out.
Like, are you guys like, maybe?
Or is it why wouldn't you buy a new headset as Jinxie
streaming on like a 1080p Chinese webcam off Amazon?
OK, I'll give you that.
OK, my camera.
How much did you guys spend on your streaming camera?
I get the same exact one.
What, the camera and the lens?
Or?
Camera and the lens, yes.
I used to sit 5k. I used to sit Joe wait
My lens is
2500 my camera when I bought right now it's cheaper because it's older
But my camera when I bought it was probably like 3k
Bro, Jinxie, how much do you think a lenses the lens is more than the lens are more than the camera?
I don't know because I I have the brio. Yeah, I was gonna get a camera, but then I was like fuck that
Wow, you can actually zoom it in like that
You can do that.
You can do that real.
You can do that where you can go real wide out.
See, yeah.
But I feel like there.
But the thing is, bro, I feel like if I have a cheap camera,
I'm more inclined to like attack it or break it
if I'm frustrated.
If I have a good camera, I'm not going to.
If I have a $5,000 camera, I'm not going to.
What webcam do you have?
Logitech Brio.
It's $120.
This real.
Why don't you get like an Elgato 4K?
The Logitech Brio is one of the best cameras on God's price.
Bro, I.
I've had 30 of these in the last three years.
I've had 30.
But you just break them constantly?
I'll break them, or they'll break themself,
or they'll get water damaged, or they just.
I do that with my keyboard.
Like I have a bunch of backup keyboards.
Oh.
Yeah, no, I think my camera also is like 100 or some shit.
Yeah, but I can't really focus on.
I'm weirded out.
I think you guys are related, I think.
I don't.
There's something about you guys that it's just,
I don't know, you guys are related, I think.
You think so?
Yes, I-
You both have problems.
And you guys are both ripped, bro.
Thank you, bro, yeah.
Yes, bro.
Like-
You know, in nine days,
I'm supposed to reveal that I have a six pack?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Which also progress?
Yeah, you gotta show now.
I was supposed to have a six pack.
Basically, I said this for two years.
I think it's been three years in a row now that
in June, I'll have a six pack.
So I have nine days, even bro, it's not that bad.
I mean, I mean,
Are you flexing?
Okay, yo, I'm not even kidding when I say this, genuinely.
Yeah, you see it, right?
Yeah, but if you were to starve yourself
for at least like half the days,
I think you would actually like be like super shredded.
So what percent body fat do you think I am?
Right now, probably like 12 to 13.
No, no, not 12.
I'm 12, I'm 12% body fat.
I'm 29% of the body fat, yeah.
Yeah, he's probably, 29 is crazy, but you should,
I would have guessed you were probably like 20.
Ah, yeah, I'm gonna say, yeah, around 20.
I'm gonna go 22% body fat.
Yeah, but it's okay though, I'm getting down.
I have nine days, I think I'll hit it.
I think I'll hit it.
You're gonna get a six pack in nine days.
Well, you could get a visible six pack,
but yeah, in nine days, I don't know.
If I could lose 3%, no, 2% fat
every single day I can hit it.
Well, you know what's weird is me
and you had the same exact conversation
over a year ago in Atlanta
and I was giving you advice on how to lose weight
and you just didn't do, you didn't do anything.
I got it, I understand that, I'll get back.
Yeah, that's cool.
Bro, I think the people that end up losing weight
are the people that literally don't say anything about it.
They don't tell anyone about it.
They don't make it in the bank.
So you're saying I should have stopped talking about it.
Yes, the people that actually lose weight
just do it. They just they don't say shit. I'm going to prove you wrong.
Either like, like, Ron, you're saying you're going to lose weight,
but you changed nothing. You know what Joe, I should make a tweet.
You're saying, right? That you're going to, that you're going to like,
that I'm going to be quiet. That I'm going to be quiet now. And I'm going to lose weight.
No, but wasn't there like, I don't know if this is still ongoing.
Didn't you have like a deal or something where it was like, if you lose?
Yeah. Wasn't it like 50 grand to Twitter?
No, that was last year, so June of 2024, I told everyone in the house that we lived
out in phase of the time that I'd give them 10 bands each if I didn't get it.
I scammed them.
I scammed everybody.
Yeah.
You didn't pay them?
Wait, wait, wait.
Absolutely not.
You didn't?
No, not a single dollar.
So in 2025, I said, if I don't get it, I'll give $50,000 away to anyone who likes the
tweet.
So we got like a hundred and some thousand likes.
Just got some impressions, you know what I'm saying?
Didn't think much of it.
I scammed the fuck out of them.
I basically said if I don't have a six pack by June that I have to run a marathon on stream
Are you gonna run you're gonna run a marathon on stream
So how much is a marathon is that?
26 point 26.2 miles. How what's the furthest you've ever run? I
Ran a 13 minute mile. Oh
You're fucked. You're like dude. You that it's gonna take you like nine hours to fuck boy
Jin see literally have a book that you could get to him bro. There's a book that if you were gave you yeah
Yeah, yeah, I have a ton of books to that. I got yeah, let me see if I can find this
I mean yeah, how to lose it's a how to lose weight. Oh here it is right here. Here's the fucking book
Ron read this
Nice I had a one yesterday. It's that how to operate life with diabetes
And I also have one that said, I don't know.
There's a couple of books that I know there's yeah, yeah.
But like quitting.
We need to complete.
God.
Wait, do you smoke or do you just have that?
Joe smokes like Joe's and daily, right?
Yeah, well, no, I don't smoke daily, but I eat animals all the time.
I have like weird fucking Joe.
What is the most milligrams you've ever taken off an animal?
Because I tweak a five milligrams.
I've seen 50 or 60, like not a lot comparable.
Like there's going to be people that are in like your chat
and our chats that are like, oh, that's nothing.
I've even a thousand.
And I'm like, OK, dude.
Wait, Joe, do you think we all take an edible the same way?
No.
No.
I'm taking an edible right now.
Like that's not.
Oh, god, I'm taking an edible.
Watch this.
Oh, god.
Last time I took an edible, I literally lost my mind.
Like, I'm not.
I didn't sleep for like four days.
I think it might have been laced.
I'm not going to lie, but that scared me straight.
Never did it again.
You did it.
You didn't sleep for four days.
I thought this is when I was 19.
I was streaming at the time.
I told my chat about the story.
Most traumatic two weeks of my life.
I thought if I went to sleep, I would die.
I would have genuinely thought that because I took an edible and lost my mind.
I haven't told my chat this in like three years.
Edibles.
Where did you buy the edible from like a guy?
I literally this shitty, like, just the scummiest deal or you could imagine.
Right, I was 19.
Bro, but listen, the story gets worse.
I didn't sleep for four days.
I thought the roof was caving in on me.
I can't imagine you on an atom pool.
Yeah, I thought the roof was caving.
I was, this is, if you go to my Twitch tracker,
you can see like the two week period where I didn't stream.
This is when this happened.
This was during COVID.
I got COVID the same week.
So I didn't sleep for four days and got COVID.
I was in a hospital with covid bro literally like I was hospitalized with covid 10 day quarantine
talking to nurses through masks 20 feet away there's no unlike so much that last that many days
no the edible no he was just tweaking after yes I don't know if you were laced man I don't know
if you were laced in an edible you didn't go to like a dispensary dude I think you just tweaked
bro I'm not gonna lie because I got five milligrams though and I started seeing like the shadow man
Like I started looking around bro like I was eating a burger in less than five seconds in my head
It felt like I so the one thing that happened to me. I don't know if anyone else experiences this
I mean Joe, I feel like you're so advanced now that you can't feel like what we feel pause
But it's like bro. I took the head of her describing how I'd feel on like mushrooms
Why okay, so we got a drug addict. I got it. Listen Joe
I took five milligrams and I start saying in I started saying words in my head and I'll talk out on me like
I don't see that allowed and then I'd say to get in my head like a sentence in a bit
I don't see that like I would talk in my head and think that it's out loud. Wait, Joe you've done shrooms
I've done shrooms like ten times
I've done them in over a year because the last I've told this story the last time I took them
They're called penis Andy and my boy my boy was like you want to do mushrooms. I got penis Andy shrooms
I was like, yeah, sure and normally like I'd know like a week before
But I went to this like Airbnb and we took them and we're watching this salmon documentary and Morgan Freeman's
Conventating it and I just start fucking fucking bro
This TV's morphing the walls are turning my friends giggling and he's fucking talking about it
I'm like oh hell no I start listening to resonance the song on repeat and I'm like chilling out. I'm fine
I stand up. I'm talking to my friend. He's like I don't feel anything. I'm gonna eat more
I go don't do that. So he's another gram and a half
And mushrooms is the thing that I heard when you started coming up with it
It's the thing that opens up your brain, right? Like it makes you like I heard like not yeah
I like connects different neural pathways. There's like research into it and stuff
But like I always say you shouldn't take mushrooms like unless it's prescribed by a doctor and like a place where it's legal
but
Yeah, no, I was bugging and my friends took more
I end up standing up and I feel like I'm in like a fun house
You know how like everything is like turning
So like all everything that is physical is moving around me. That's just like any trip really, but it was like more intense this time
Can you stop that when I was close? What can you stop like a trip like that whenever you want or no?
You're tripping for six hours like you're like you're like the and it's not like an edible where you eat an edible 45 minutes later
you eat mushrooms like 15 minutes later you're fucking tweaking and
And like so the worst trip I ever had I put you know the the game man of Madonna
It's a horror game. It's like a dark infalligy or games supermassive
Anyways, I well this was like the third time I ever trip my friend was like let's play man of Madonna
There's four of us and there's four characters and man of a Don so he was like we're just gonna control each character
I eat them and the characters eyes start looking like a goldfish. I can't move. I'm like sinking into my couch
I'm like actually fucking panicking. I can't tell if it's the game or if it's me. That's freaking it like if I am I actually
Seeing what's happening or is my mind imagining that trip?
No, well, then it was amazing after and I ended up listening to ice cube
Like you know how we do it or some shit was the best song ever, but I was like the best experience my life
It's yeah
I'm like all over the place, but this is how the trips go like you're bouncing constantly and you'll be like
Oh, it's been hours. You check your phone. It's been 15 minutes and you're like, holy shit.
But wait, when you took a day when you took the penis envy one, was it called that?
Cause like you're getting jealous of your friend's meat size or something.
No, it's called penis envy because the dude that made the mushroom called it. That's like a Freudian thing.
I don't know. It's the straw. I don't know why it's called penis envy, but no, I was not jealous of my, uh, my friends.
Okay, wait, but the thing and I understand weed affects everybody differently.
Like everyone's wired.
Yeah, like I don't get paranoid.
Some people do.
Yeah.
Some people do.
But like for me, I like being in control of like my mind and I feel like I would
never do shrooms, but even weed, I just feel like I had no control over my mind.
So I just don't smoke.
Cause like sometimes I don't smoke, but you do cocaine like every 15 minutes.
No, actually every bathroom break dude. Yeah, okay. No, bro. I use the restroom bro. I go to pee
Bathroom, you know, you do a little
No, that's as if you ever smoke weed
No, I've never done any drug because I know but if I were to take it out generally go like schizophrenic
So like so like hey, you know what? Yes, you would I
Yes, you would definitely
Don't do that.
I agree, because when I did the Edible,
I took a tiny bite, and I was scared before it even happened,
bro.
I was just scared.
Well, you're fucking up your mind, Pry.
I've had, like, I've greened out before.
Like, there's been times where I'm tweaking.
There was one stream.
Oh my god, I played Mario Party,
but every minigame I lost ate a milligram.
And I lost, like, so many games.
And I ended up getting to the point where I was just so high.
I was like, bro.
I never I never did that shit like Nate Nate shot one stream. He said he's so high
He just unplugged his PC and he said that his stream crash
But like there's been times where I'm like damn, but I need to get off
But you drink fucking alcohol nice one. Yo, bro, but drink alcohol like I have control
I just I just uh
Control you have less control on alcohol than you do on your drunk drunk. No, no, no, no, I mean like
I'm hammered right now Markdown beer number three. Okay. Yes, bro. Yeah, no, I'm a proud lightweight drinker because guess what I can get
Not hammered off. Wait, but do you like beer or do you drink like that you like you like beer? Don't you I?
Love beer. Bro. Yeah, I was gonna say I can't bring beer. Don't even give me started on beer. I love beer
But here let me say top five beers top five beers. Um, oh my god. Okay. Number one land shark number two Peroni
The Italian beer number three. Give me blue moon for give me
Kona you should do a beer muckbang. You're having some shit-ass fuck. I should do a mirror up mirror
Wait beer muckbang bro. I should oh my god
It's gonna be and then five I could go timeless and say like Miller light cuz you go to any bar in America
You gotta have a staple they have Miller like it you need one beer where everyone has it and Miller light is like I
Mean I drink a little bit of a sissy boy like when I go to like like restaurants all that like I asked for like the really exotic
Sugar drink, they're so good, bro. It feels like sunshine and all get I normally get a spicy mar
There's one time that that that was bad
It was like
Joe I'm like, I forgot what it was. I think I was like planning like something that he'd be like
Let me call you back, bro
We've got that's a drink. I
Drink occasionally, but the thing is that it's like it's like what once every few months, you know cuz I
Have a stream idea what League of Legends, but you do one loss equals one beer in Challenger lobbies
Okay, the problem with that is that by the end of the stream I'm turning into a home lander
What is that? No, I think you wouldn't get that drunk because don't lead games take like an average of 35 minutes or so
whole day
Because like if riot sensor agents after you and they just give you only losers cue then the promise that you literally cannot win
in 20 minutes
You could end the day with alcohol poisoning even if you play perfect like sometimes I
I did one MMA watch party stream where me and my boy bet on a winner and if you've lost you
had to take a shot and there was like 12 fights that we watched and I lost like nine.
There's a clip of me eating eggs with my hands at like three in the morning on a valorant queue.
I saw a clip of you talking about that clip. Like a clip and then I searched it up and I saw the
Oh, it's so bad. That was that and then I did a trivia challenge where I chugged like I chugged
I tried to beer a glass of wine, two buzz balls,
like a shot and something else.
And I was fine.
And then right when stream ended, I went,
it was like a flash bang.
Like it all hit me because it was like the last five minutes
I chugged it on.
I was like, ugh.
Dude, OK.
But you went from, that's like a cardinal sin, bro.
You don't go from like beer to wine or wine to beer.
You have to stay on that one.
Yes, bro.
Beer to liquor or liquor to beer, especially wine.
Beer to wine?
Miho.
No, if I'm gonna drink wine, I'm just gonna drink wine
and I'll drink it with a steak.
Wait, James, you said you don't really drink.
How are you the expert?
Because I'm not fucking lying.
Bro, I do drink a lot.
It's not good, bro.
But like-
How many days a week are you drinking?
Like once or twice.
Okay, define drinking.
So when we're together, are you gonna drink?
No, I'm not gonna drink during Minecraft.
Like that's gonna be,
I'm just gonna delay the stream by like a month
if I get drunk.
But no, like I drink like once or twice,
but like to find like getting drunk, I don't get drunk.
Well, I've never gotten drunk ever.
Okay, well, I do get drunk, but yeah,
see I've never gotten drunk.
I'd rather drink occasionally than smoke occasionally
for me, because when I smoke,
I have no control over my mind.
When I drink, I just play music and order a pizza
and go to sleep, it's fucking awesome.
Have you ever gotten like so drunk
that you've like thrown out.
Yeah, oh my God, yeah.
Dude, there's,
where there's one time where I was like literally hammered.
I woke up at four in the morning in like,
cause you know like when you get drunk,
sometimes you actually don't sleep.
Like do you know what I mean?
You get like three hours of sleep, four hours of sleep.
Well, yeah, no, it fucks up your sleep.
Like even if you fall asleep for six hours,
it's like you've gotten two.
Yeah, I woke up at four in the morning.
I already puked at midnight and I woke up at four
in the morning and I had to puke again
and I couldn't even make it to the toilet.
I just projectile vomited on my way to the toilet.
And that was when I was like, all right, this is like rock.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I feel like you don't even
have to get drunk for that.
Because even me, sometimes I've thrown up in the morning
and it's like, I'd maybe like three or four drinks
like the night before.
You might want to get that checked out.
Grown up the next day from three beers?
Yeah, like I'll sit there having not even, not even beer.
So it'll be like the coolers.
Like, you know, like the Smirnoff shit?
You can't throw three of those, can you?
You know what I do like though speaking to like smear off, bro
I low key really like and people call me a sissy boy for drinking if a bra really like Mike's hard lemonade on God
I look yeah, my I'm out of my chart in year
Bro, Joe, you know, come on, bro. New Jersey. He's got it. Yeah, I've had him, but I have Adam in years
Hold up. I'm gonna go pass and then we got a fucking starfish. Yeah, dude
Promoting weed to kids nice job. Jitty. I literally said how we gave me one of the worst experiences of my life
And how I don't smoke weed what the fuck are you watching the same stream, bro? Are you watching the same stream legitimately?
John says yeah, it's up and then there was to
Wait, Jin see Jin see I want you to look at discord right now. Check out the message. I sent you. Okay. Let me see
Thanks
Thanks for the goon material
My chat wasn't trolling. You were actually in the stream doing this.
Dude, all I'm going to say is the bathroom breaks weren't for pissing.
Oh my God, bro.
Dude, no, but Dante, when you said that you don't smoke weed because you have the awareness
knowing that if you did smoke weed, you'd lose your mind. Hey, bro, let me second that.
Yeah. Yo, if you smoked weed, Dante's, you're like, you're fucked like legitimately.
Yeah. I think it's because of League of Legends.
Probably. But if you were to add weed to the mix, I think Dante's would like literally
becomes schizophrenic. I'm not kidding.
Like that's why it's like I was literally become like a threat to like national security.
You know what I mean? Like I could not even do that because like I would wake up. I'd
be in the middle of a jail cell and it's like, I wouldn't even know what happened the night
before you know I'm talking about yeah like I legitimately think if you got
high you might actually physically assault one of your league of legends
teammates like you would find a way to do it oh oh yeah I mean they wouldn't be
breathing
like if it was a bad boss yeah yeah no yeah like somebody it's the fuck out of
the game yes bro speaking of vices chat we're about to play a game called
gamble with your friends where we will be four-way running a casino
Wait, Jyn C. Do you know I gambling is such a good thing?
Why?
Because if you gamble as everyone if you gamble you can only lose a hundred percent of your money, but you can gain
Yeah, yeah, bro, I'm not even kidding chat
I don't know if the statistics are even available, bro
But I would say if you're a lifetime gambler,
you probably have a 90 to 95% chance of losing money.
Lifetime gambler, like gambling multiple times.
No, if you're a lifetime gambler,
I would say you have a 99% chance of losing money.
If you're gambling like all-
You cannot lose a game of quit as simple as that.
It's the most important thing.
No, but like statistically,
the house has such an edge that if you infinitely gambled,
you would only lose money.
Joe, it's going 50-50.
You either win or you lose.
It's not a 50.
50 the case either has a knife or not a knife and oh my god, don't let us have
No, you should wash it first. You should wash it
Because if it has bacteria's and then you eat it then the bacteria's are gonna fight your body and I'll make you lose more weight
No, no, yes. No, I'm a certified personal trainer. Yes. That's how it works
Wait, so if I take this and there's like parasites and all that and they eat amongst my fat and muscles
I can lose weight.
Yes, exactly.
So that's why you should actually.
OK, so that's a take from a guy who goes to the gym.
Now I need to take from the philosopher, Joe.
I would say that you should probably wash it just
on the off chain.
You're probably fine if you didn't,
but you should just like run it under water.
OK, now I need an answer from the dumb ass.
Jake, see what do you think?
OK, I would say wash it, bro.
Are you going to eat the whole head?
You told me to eat the whole thing.
Yeah, how long do you now that you're looking at it?
How long do you think it'll take you?
This is fucking heavy.
Wait, so is Rod going to eat this before we play,
or while we're playing?
No, while we're playing.
Yeah, you're going to hear me just.
Bro, is it going to like literally just
death in my eardrums from how loud?
Well, no, there's a thing in the game
where we could cut off his mouth, and then he's muffled.
So then we could just not ear him.
OK, Joe, do you want to load this shit up?
Yeah, I was going to say, like, is there
even a point in washing it, though?
Cause if it has like parasites and shit like that, then would water really get rid of them?
Um, yeah, if you like rinsed it off, I mean, have you ever seen the videos of like people washing chicken and soap and shit?
She was fucking tripping everywhere!
He did not fucking wash that, right?
He went in the bathroom, rinsed it off for half a second, and then fucking walked back out.
I'll give it, uh, Jensy, what's your same name? I need to add you.
Oh, yeah, we gotta have each other.
Hi guys, I don't even know what my steam name is, bro.
Yo, Joe, is there this thing in your chat that spawned in about two weeks ago where everyone
just spams LARP, LARPing, LARP, LARP, LARP, LARP, or LARPing, LARP, LARP, LARP, LARP,
LARPing?
Well, some version of LARPing, yes, but not like the specific ones that you mentioned.
No one actually knows what LARPing is, bro.
They just say LARP.
We can go up, we can go.
Oh yeah, great.
Oh yeah, so should I try to do it right?
Yeah, well, I mean, you can't have to do it, bro.
I want to tip, I'm ready for what?
Listen, just listen, Nick.
I'm pulling up your stream.
Oh god, that is fucking loud.
Oh my god.
OK, no pro.
This is not possible.
I mean, it's not like we're friends.
You took one bite and you're already saying it's not possible.
Wait, but don't people do that all the time?
Don't people just eat apples?
Oh, no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Yo, have I sent it in the group chat, please?
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
There's no way, bro, you ordered a head of lettuce
just to fucking take one bite and then spit it out.
No, I'm not, I gotta just prep myself.
That was, all right, I have it in the thing now,
it's in the thing.
You're still gonna, you're still gonna,
you're gonna tackle it?
So what's the game called?
You're eating it right now, Ron?
Huh? Wait, what's the game go gamble with your friends?
gamble my you say it's chest brah just seven dollars oh
All right, I'm waiting
That's right in the back that's a seven dollar game, bro. I get a hundred get to go. Yeah
Yeah
Wait, I just bought the wrong game. I just won't carry the glass with your friends
Well, you might know it might come in a bundle.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, you're right.
Okay.
Interesting.
We're watching the gigabytes.
Let's see if this even fucking downloads on my internet.
Let's go gambling.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
Do I have any of you added on Steam?
Uh, no.
I put my thing in the chat.
Wait, James, did you already add me or no?
You already had me or no.
I put my thing in the chat in my friend code.
Yeah, I mean, I think my internet.
I sent you a friend request.
But Chad, you know the rule of gambling that I learned,
and it's actually stuck with me for the rest of my life?
Somebody said, gamble with an amount of money
that you're OK with losing three times.
If you're OK with losing the amount of money three times,
So that technique, speaking, you could probably gamble
like $4 million and be fine.
I'm not ever doing that.
I'm literally not ever doing that, bro.
What's the most you've ever lost gambling,
Jengzee, in like one day?
Dude, the most I've ever lost gambling.
Oh my god.
I actually don't know.
Oh my god.
I think probably, dude, I used to play a lot of poker.
Like in person, like at casinos, I love poker because the reason why I like Texas Hold'em specifically is because it's actually a skill game.
Like if you understand poker, you like know what I'm talking about.
But like in Texas Hold'em, you're playing the player.
You're not playing the house.
But with that being said, dude, I was playing a big poker game one night and I think I lost like maybe like, maybe $19,000 at a poker table.
Wow, yeah, $19,000 at a poker table. I'm gonna say the most out of the most I've lost in the game
Yeah, I mean one time I went gambling I lost $30 said wow, that's like 15
That's like 15 times and I never did it again. Oh, no, wait wow mental fortitude for that
I would go I need to take more money out and gamble it
No, I'm actually totally wrong.
The most I've lost was a clash royale wager against togey and steve will do it.
I lost 90 grand.
I actually forgot that happened.
You lost 90.
Okay.
Steve will do it.
All right.
Didn't a togey not.
And then togey, which I found out a week ago didn't go.
Okay.
Joe, please listen to this.
I was supposed to give $90,000 to a charity of togey's choice.
I gave him the money, or I forget what the amount was,
but I also side bet with Steve.
So like, I thought I was gonna win and I lost
because all I had to do was beat Togi
in 10 games of Clash in a Row,
which I thought would be free.
He beat me on like the eighth game in Mega Draft.
I gave him, and then Steve was like,
yeah, let's do a side bet.
I'm bored, like $20,000.
It's like, oh my God.
And I'm like, okay, like, I'm gonna give you like,
a line or whatever, because I gave him a line
because I didn't think it was a fair bet.
come to find out I lose to toky, I give him $90,000 cash like wired it to him like the
next day. Don't hear a word from him eight months later. He gambles it all away and never
told him to the charity, but he said he will. He said he will, but I don't know. Yeah, he
gambled it all away.
So he hasn't donated, he hasn't donated the money yet, but he took the money that he
was supposed to donate to a charity and then gambled it.
Yes, he gambled.
Exactly and lost realistically though. He lost all of the money all of it. Yeah, but realistically though, it's
Well, no, I
Know yeah, I think he did donate it now, but I'm saying like a week
Yes a week ago like I found out
What does this mean am I lucky? Do I say yes, but everything is toky would always always pay out. Oh, I said yes
are you feeling lucky chat what do you think bro I said nothing that happened
just say no you could play the game wait did you uh did you add me back to
the game wait that's what were you saying oh no I was gonna say don't need
to chat already it's like gambling anyways because you never know if the
people are actually gonna get your funds or the ghost administration I like you
I don't know what I'm saying.
It's just a real.
Yeah.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Okay.
I typed are you feeling lucky?
And if relaunch me to the steam home screen.
Okay.
I invited Ron and Jinksy.
I don't know.
Well you're ahead.
I'm gonna wait for the game.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
That's why you don't put on film.
Can you hear me?
Iran
Yeah, what's the matter?
Okay, wait, uh, we're jinxing to be able to invite me or would I have to send my friend code?
No, if you if I decide that he joins, he should be able to invite you
What the fuck okay, I'm in I'm in yo bro. I don't know. See should I deafen you have to get lucky to play
Okay post game
You know, we're trying to feel immersed right now in my meeting like when you joined thanks. Oh, you're supposed to deafen
No, wait, I Jamesy. Oh wait, Jamesy you need to join them and then afterwards invite me because I'm not a I
Don't mean oh my god. I could do whatever. Yo, I like it. I could really
Invite Don't ask it. I can literally just run around with you
What is this? I could just play with your in my toy, bro
yo
I don't like, get rid of you, get the fuck off of me!
No, I don't like getting rid of you!
What are you doing? What is happening?
Why are you shaking your head?
Get the fuck off me!
Well, you're getting carried around, oh, there it is.
How are you doing?
You're holding me!
Oh, okay.
You're wrong, you're wrong.
Who is carrying me?
What the fuck is going on?
It's me, hello?
Drop me, please drop me!
I don't know how to!
You're on floppy now!
I don't know how to!
Oh my god, it's gonna be one of these games
I can't play the game if somebody's falling over you can go to you there we go all right ready
Okay, you fuck with the outfit number one. Oh
Wait you get wait. Why do you have all the cool stuff? And we don't because I played this game once before
Oh, you're a sweat got it. So I look like a child. I'm gonna explain how the game works
Because I'm Doug Dima down. Oh Doug Dima don't from fucking
I think it was SpongeBob and it wasn't JohnnyTas.
Wait, so this is our casino? This is kind of a shithole right now, guys.
This isn't the casino. Oh my god.
Mio.
Alright, I'm gonna gather around and explain how the game works.
Come over here. Come over here. Come over here.
Wait, did the tickets and the pop-ups matter? No.
The tickets, bias items, and you see all the money in the top.
I'm going to put a green screen on chat.
So yo, I'm going to explain this shit real quick.
The top right is how much money we have in green.
The top right in red is how much we need.
We're going to get in that limo over there.
And we're going to go to the casino,
and we have five minutes to get the amount of money
that we need and leave.
And then we're going to get the quota higher.
Now explain it to me in Fortnite terms.
Yo, Fortnite terms.
So the amount we have on the top right is max.
The amount we have is math in wood.
And the top right on red is how much we need, right?
You need to get to 999.
The top left is tickets.
In Fortnite terms, that would be like gold.
And you can use that for the vending machines.
But instead of vending machines, we
buy items that make it so we can make more money over here.
Yo, Joe, yo, Joe.
I understand it now.
Oh, how the fuck did you get a cigar?
Yo, what?
Emo.
No, he doesn't say gah!
You're R, you're R.
Why do you say it?
Shut the fuck up!
Both of you know about that.
It's your O.
It's your O.
Just R.
Wait, how do you do that?
You're old.
Hey, that look like Tung Tung Tung Sauron.
Look, that look like Tung Tung Tung Sauron.
Wait, you actually do.
Oh my God.
Holy shit.
Whoa.
Hey!
Whoa!
Yo, stop, stop hitting me!
Yo, Abley!
No!
Stop, bro!
Come on!
Come on!
Stop hitting me, bro!
Where did it pass?
Oh fuck.
So this game is just, basically you just have fun, I get it?
It's fun.
Joe look, I'm bouncing on it, Joe.
Joe, I'm bouncing on it.
Where is the game?
Yeah.
Alright bro, why aren't we jibbling with trampoline over here?
Joe, I'm bouncing on it, Joe.
Joe, I'm bouncing on it.
Absolute Simba, come on.
Jengzee, that's gonna be you at the DC.
Yo, that's it, no, stop, no.
Alright guys, let's go to the casino.
Yo, hit me with this bat.
One more time! I'm shutting this shitty game off!
I'm not gonna be the BAT dummy!
This is the shit that we need to buy!
So you see how we buy them and they change our shit!
Like this will give you a random item you put in your hair and you wanna buy it!
Where should we buy something?
We can buy a taser buy stuff!
Where should we go?
What is this?
I bought a random item, you just gotta read what they do!
I'm gonna buy a taser because we have an unruly guest that'll murder him!
Okay, so where does Darth Maul get his shoes?
Yo, uh, alright. Hey, no, no, lock in, bro.
I'm not doing this brain rot, tick-tock bullshit.
No, I'm not doing this brain rot, tick-tock bullshit.
Lock in.
Someone just bought the fucking ticket. Who bought something?
I bought two items that we need.
Yo, what are you holding right now?
Listen, we need a taser because if we have an unruly gambling addict, I'm gonna murder him.
This is gonna come in.
That's not a taser.
Yes it is.
It looks like it literally said taser
No, this is true. That's it. That's necessary. That's necessary. I'm gonna buy
Joe it's a
Joe it's not a
No.
We bought it.
All right, let's go.
Oh!
Wait, where'd my mic go?
I was gonna try to taint Brown to see if it worked.
I bought it, I bought it, I bought it.
I bought it, I bought it.
You get it, let me know if you see now.
Who's this angry bastard?
This is our driver?
What's up, dude?
I'm gonna leave him alone.
Oh, get in.
Yo, how do you think?
How do you, yo, yo, I'm getting a fucking car.
I'm not the bat, dummy.
Stop hitting me with bat.
All right, then walk into the, walk into the,
yo, how do you physically assault someone in the skin?
Yo! Oh my god! Oh my god!
What the fuck is this guy looking at?
Hey guys, he's a fucking bro.
Alright.
Oh my god!
Poker!
I HARDLY KNEW HIM!
I only have 5 minutes!
Yo! Yo, Jixi!
Yo, Jixi! Poker!
I BARELISHED YOU!
Yo!
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
So we have the taser and the random bit. Oh wait. Oh, I thought it wasn't a taser Joe
Yeah, I sing for us. I saw up to sing you have to sing when we're gambling and then it'll increase our profit
Okay, so this is the casino we have five minutes starting now to make
All right guys
I
Okay, now I wonder
Yo, don't this come over here real quick
Yo, hey bro, we're running a casino. Why are you screaming?
Guys, Ron lost us $60!
Ron's losing money, like, very, very quickly, though.
Ron, you're gambling at our own casino. Is there a rock in your head?
Ron, stop! Ron, stop!
What is this, an XQC role play?
Bro, it's not being able to use my slot!
Bro, lock him in.
Oh, God, I think it's this one. Oh, God.
Hey! Jump on 350 or what the fuck?
Bro, how'd you just went 350?
Bro, guys, can you make sure our deaths are good? Hello, sir.
Oh my god, we got sushi here.
Sir, how's that going to go?
So we need to set down this boss, we're gonna fucking die!
No, we're not gonna die if we don't gamble.
Who the fuck taught you that?
That was Jason!
Jason, we gotta keep going, we gotta keep going.
I'm so confused why are they winning so many times the casino
Casey, what if this is the one? Ready?
What's the shooting?
Alright, Max back.
I need the Max beam. I need the Max.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
I feel like fucking trainwrecks.
Are we guys leaving?
Guys, guys, we just lost $600.
Stop!
Oh no.
So wait, was the objective to lose money because if it was, we hit a lick.
Did you see that?
I go, oh, go ahead.
You can jump.
Wait, what's the next?
The next.
I've got that.
Have you said it?
I've got a stop talking for one second.
That's just...
Dude, I put one of the NPCs at Hard Rock.
Dude, chat.
Have you guys ever walked through...
They call it the Pinst in a casino?
This is disgusting.
When you just see ten thousand machines...
This is disgusting.
And all you see is that the drunk lady with the cigarette doing this.
No.
This is bullshit.
You're ready, bro.
You're gonna pay for this one, bro.
The cigarette or she's dead.
Oh my god, this is disgusting, man.
This is actually disgusting.
And, Joe, the slop screen is like compiled with grease.
I am fucking...
Whoa!
Wheel of fortune!
Dude, they have a wheel of fortune.
Look over here, they're duck racing.
Oh my god.
There's duck races?
Are you kidding me?
This is...
Well, we have no money to bat, so we gotta go read back.
We gotta tie.
I'm sick of my fucking stuff.
And then, dude, when she gets home,
Let me get to the other level if they can't get to the game.
They have like Blanko, they have Blackjack.
Okay, so should we reset since we drained our money to nothing?
Well, we have to reset, we're dead.
Alright, guys, reset time.
Where do we go to reset?
Yeah, guys, I might have broke one of our materials.
Wait, wrong emote. Hold up, one second.
The thing that gets maxed is that I just held left click and then it broke.
One second, guys, I'm bleeding our customers.
Max bet money that I had that gives you a free max bet
And then so we wait so much
Disgusting man
I was one-handed away from Max when I promised him no!
No, no, no, no, no!
Please, please, let me go back, bro!
So guys, okay, what we should do is at the end of every day,
tally who lost us the most money.
Okay!
You can see it in the top right.
Yep, so Dantez, you lost us $0, great work.
Jixi, you lost us $150, great work.
Joe, you lost us $196, great work.
Ron, why are you slowly backing up?
Ron, you lost us $654!
$54 how did you even do that in a two-minute window? How did you do that, bro? Please tell me how?
Just wait
Okay, all right, you know we gotta get back in the one now. Okay, I understand
I know I know I know just just hit me guys. Just I know guys
Yeah
Guys, you don't understand bro. I I watched I watched the gamblers do it and I think I could do it, bro
Please
Yeah, bro, I mean that's gambles either like dies or loses all their money gambling, bro
Like bro, you're you're mashing a slot machine, Ron. What is the end result?
Okay, okay, okay next time when we go to the casino, I won't gamble, okay?
When money once you were down from the beginning guys
You're telling me that basically I'm right there.
I'm like the guy mining for diamonds, bro.
I'm the miner who's mining for diamonds, bro.
Looking for the fucking diamonds.
Yeah, now you got a fucking coal.
No, guys, listen up.
Here's what we're doing.
We are banning sloths.
No one do that dog shit game again.
I'd rather you bet on the duck races,
because at least there's an entertainment value.
Yo, bro, don't mash the slot machine like a NPC, bro.
I don't even know.
Ha ha ha ha.
Where are we now?
What are we doing?
You're gonna fucking kill Jaycee!
Wait, they're gonna kill?
Hey, wait, what the...
What gives him the right to kill me?
Wait, that doesn't make sense!
I want Jaycee! You need to cigar mug him!
Jaycee needs to cigar mug him fast!
No, he wants to get his money! He loaned you money and you didn't win it!
Oh, wait, hold on, I'm gonna pick him up!
How are you flipping him off?
Guys, he's gonna need to cigar mug him!
Yeah, guys, he's smoking a cigarette, so everybody cigar mug him!
I have a beautiful family, man.
man I miss you I'll pay you back or just give me one more day just give me one more day
bro.
Joe can you throw Rod into the pit?
No, no, no.
I have a weapon too.
No.
No.
Okay.
I'm gonna trick shot him into the face.
Okay, so now they just pour acid on us and burn our skin.
Wait, so we lost the game because of Joe?
No.
We lost to the you.
cause you lit $700 on fire in two minutes matching a slot machine.
I'm actually impressed, bro.
Yo, God, that's good shit out there, man.
Listen, I mean, no one might have the green.
Wait, God, did you bet?
You're even technically.
No, no, no, no.
I mean, it says green on my screen, so we're chilling.
Okay, I'm going to ask you to do the instructions for unclear.
You can get your L-Rons out.
I promise you...
I promise you I'm going to get that on the slot machine.
Okay, and I promise you I won't do it again. Okay, I'm not gonna do it
We need a we need a strategize that tickets that we spend this time. We can't buy random bullshit
We gotta have items that combine to like make us more
All right, this one's good
I hold this up
You know that big wheel we saw like the big wheel on the corner?
You would like match that while I'm holding this in the sky and then every time you lose it just resets your loss.
Why didn't we use it? We didn't use any of our materials on day one every time.
I used one of the coins. I used one of the coins. We're going to do this today.
Increased rocket while drunk. That might be the most false advertiser I've ever seen.
No, Jason, we don't have enough tickets for this. Come over here.
Run, run, run, run, run.
And then we'll rain them up.
Ron, come here.
Get what's up.
Ron, come here, come here, come here.
Can you come stand in this box?
Yeah, I got you.
No, just stand in the box.
Yeah, just stand in the box.
Just stand in the box.
This box there, are you sure this one right here?
Yeah, right here.
It's got like really, run, run, just trust them,
brother, they know what they're talking about.
Just get in the box.
Ron, just get in the box, dude.
OK.
All right, now we can't hear them, and we have to check.
OK.
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh my god!
Okay, so Joe.
Your mouth passes around.
I didn't see, it's fucking mute!
Okay, so Joe, this is like mumbling.
What we need to do, I think,
is we need to actually use our abilities correctly.
For example, we need to spam the microphone
while we spam property.
I'm gonna throw your thing.
Okay.
Also, guys, pound vodka,
and we're gonna gamble better if we pound the vodka.
We'd like to have an idea.
RON gets back in the machine and then we also get rid of his arms for more tickets
best
no one wants to sell his whole bot
RON, RON, RON this!
get back in the machine
RON, just trust bro, you're gonna do it
oh we can't
wait we can cut his eyes off?
no i don't think we can
oh i cut his eye off
All right, guys, go to the casino.
Joe, how much tickets do we have left over?
Two? OK.
All right, now, this is what we'll do.
So when we get there, we're all going to stand in the circle.
I'm going to fucking football spike the vodka down.
We're going to increase profit.
I'm going to hold up the thing that makes it so you don't lose money,
and you're going to match that until it's gone.
OK, and then it'll just finish shitload.
When we get back, we'll buy you a run.
Next day, we'll buy your eyes and your mouth back.
All right, guys, I just bought something for three tickets.
Okay, hop in here, guys.
All right, listen, do not gamble without an ability.
Do not gamble without an ability.
Use your item before you gamble.
For example, we got to use them in the right order.
All right, his name is sketchy.
I also bought this thing.
You see this?
rolls back time for a minute so if we ever lose a shitload of money I could
just reset us. Oh my god imagine this in a real casino this would be so bull.
Bro I have something on tripbo to your last way.
Okay but wait everybody stay in it quick come over here come over here come over here come over here.
Alright so I have the time warp and Donchez has the tripler alright yes wait put
the time warp on the ground right now. Okay Ron pick up the vodka bottle Ron
Drink the vodka so you can gamble better don't drink it don't drink it throw it on the ground in front of all of us
No, throw it like
Okay, now we're all drunk. Oh, Joe talk your drunk now
Joe why do you sound like that dude? Oh my god
Joe you sound like a idiot Joe.
I'm spitting, I'm spitting.
Alright, okay, no, no, no, don't spit anymore.
I know I can't see any more bats.
Max with, max with, max with, max with.
Oh my god, three of us!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's so fucking big!
That's so fucking big, bro, that's fucking good.
Wait no stop spitting, no, no, no, leave, leave, leave!
Why are we gambling? We're up!
No one's ever up!
Leave, guys.
Everybody leaves
Dante's I just made a six hundred dollars
Guys leave leave leave leave
Guys we're up on the house Joe Joe bad bad Joe bad
No, that's what every game
Thanks, Joe.
No, but then I do this.
Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
You do not get that.
All I'm saying is, you never end on a heater,
and I'm the hot hand right now.
Clear out.
You never end on a heater, dude.
Here I got it.
Yo, I'm going to max about the duck race
because I'm a degenerate sack of shit.
No.
Dump test, do you still have that triple thing?
Wait, what?
Dump test, do you still have the triple win thing?
No, I used to.
I made a $600 worth bid.
OK, watch this.
Dump test, what name is speaking to you?
Farak?
Ah!
Oh my god.
Wow!
Oh!
Wait, I just slumped.
Okay.
We're still up for it!
I think I might have reset us fully.
You see how we all zero again?
Well, we still have 1.6k.
Oh no, dude, Jarl's always a bad.
Guys! Guys!
Why would you say that?
Jarl, where'd it stop?
Okay, we should definitely leave now. We're up to ranch
Where's the exit is it by the six seven
Guys we beat the house leave we beat the house. Why are we still playing roulette?
Bro we beat the house leave
Ron stop Mac what
oh yes yes
Ron, we meet the Hats
Lucky, lucky on my 34s, ready?
Fuck, not a play again
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Ron just wants his game
What the fuck just happened?
All right, you know what?
The boys are winning, I'm gambling
Beat the dealer without busting 21.
Sounds easy enough.
You always hit on 5.
Hit, hit, hit. Hit again!
Wait, how many hits?
Just hit again?
No, no, you hit it, you hit it, you hit it, you hit it.
All right, you know run hit one number out of 36, right? That's crazy. That's actually
That's actually how that we have like 10k because I'm gonna have a shit. What a money for next day
Okay, one second. I'm gonna just you gotta do not a hit you have to
Yo, yo, Joe your backseat blackjacking right now. Let me lock in bro
Watch this, watch this, watch this one.
Only down 75 after that.
All right, Blackjack's a scam like literally always.
What have we got here?
I'm not gonna backseat, I'm just gonna walk.
Joe, okay, don't backseat.
I'm actually a god at blackjack.
We gotta get away from them.
All right, free money.
I didn't know they were handing out mo-
Yeah, blackjack.
How, how, how, how?
I get a 20 and he gets a 21, are we dead or not?
Alright, Blackjack is a fucking scam. Fuck Blackjack.
Go to R- man, I broke my camera. Jesus Christ.
What about Ron? He's actually on a hopper.
One number again in a hit.
Wait, what if Ron- Ron, we can't understand you. You need to speak more clearly.
Ron, try to speak slower so we can understand you because you're muffled.
I can't believe you hit that twice.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm fucking out of this gun.
I'm fucking out of this gun.
Okay?
Yo, you've always got about the two to one.
Guys, only 30 seconds left.
How can I maximize our buildings?
Well, I think we've won more than we took.
Yo, you got about all in.
Wait roll the dice and beat the odds win on seven or eleven lose on two three or twelve sounds easy enough
Six or five
And the day ends okay
We're James, you mean you're the two pieces of shit today look I know but dude Ron hit a rule at win
That's a good win for the boys. I'm not gonna lie. You never got the exact fucking number
Ron, I just want to say bro. I don't know if you can hear me or not, but good shit in there kid
Uh, we can hear you but it sounds like you're being strangled to death. It sounds like you're suffocated
Dude Ron made twelve thousand dollars in one day. Holy shit
are you over now yeah we should have like an excess of money and now we just
roll all of our items into the next day and just shit on the casino all right
wait we're gonna buy your job you're double your double job yo what you say
you're doubled in discord and game oh sorry sorry sorry
yo can we all applaud Ron really quick hold it up where's it
wait let's five back your mouth Ron come here come here everybody clap for
I'm talking I'm talking
Wait, you can see me to make that other side of your body clock for him now
We were the two pieces of shit
We have to lock in this game.
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
So I bet $180 on one number.
Don't kid it.
Then I lost two times in a row and I was like, you know what?
It's fucking number 11.
Back to back.
$12,000.
Oh my god, I want to go to Vegas to realize.
I want to go to Vegas to realize.
Oh my god, this is so fun.
Here's my reaction to that information.
Cinema.
Oh, wow. Okay. Well, here's my reaction to you taking my fucking mouth. Fuck you. Hey, that was Joe's idea
It was Joe's idea to cut off your mouth.
I got some good tickets out of it, and now we're done.
What? Jinsi, since you're the guy that lost all the money, now you lose your mouth.
No, no, no, no.
Actually, I'm not getting your mouth.
You don't lose your mouth. You don't lose your mouth.
No, we don't lose your mouth. We'll take something else. Come on.
Hey, we're gonna take your mouth.
I'm not getting in this fucking thing. What?
No, you have to. We're gonna take your body.
Drop me drop me now. Do you want to drop me?
Stop I don't want to go in the shutter stop
Where's that, I don't see a lever got it. Yep. Okay, right?
Yo, please stop me. Please. What do you want to take that? Do you want to take his gun or what do you want?
What the fuck did he say to my-
Alright there we go, oh my god he's so cute
Wait, what did they take from me guys?
Oh, put him on the ground, wait put him on the ground
Yo guys, do you guys sound good?
Yeah, we just can't move around
We're jinxing you VinWalk
Uh, did you guys cut my fucking legs off?
I can't-
Wait, hold on
You're just a head
Wait, oh
Rob, Rob?
Oh, you're gonna play basketball with me?
Yeah
I got a score, score them!
Yo put me down!
I got a shot!
Bro put me down please!
I used to be too fat.
Hold on.
Okay this literally looks like Joe is getting me missionary position shot.
Yo guys!
Throw me!
Oh my fucking god you're going crazy!
Oh look at Jyn, Jyn see why you doing that bro?
I'm not doing any shots!
I can't move because I don't have legs.
Oh, should we play chess?
Turn, turn, turn.
Chess.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Karukhan, open it in.
Let me play this.
Checkers, play it.
Everybody knows checkers is way better than chess.
Oh, wait.
I can't play it because I can't fucking move.
Bro, stop talking to him.
Throw me in the limo for the love of god.
Just throw me in the limo.
welcome back well you can walk bro welcome back wait thank you bro I'm back
oh my god we should buy shit from the shop now wait that says can I can I
invest this money into like some stock market right now
for so much you could do is you could invest in the stock market or you can
put all of our winnings on plan no I want to go buy a house and then raise the
rent on a single mother so we could get another money during the holidays
yep during Christmas time yo guys if I take a picture of you while you're
winning you get more money look that's really nice I think she's really guys
can you guys pose for a family picture yeah I got you guys do a cat guys do a
pose for the family picture but I'm gonna smoke you only smoke smoke oh yeah
smoke oh yeah oh a smoke or a okay I got it wow look at how cute see you guys
look oh that looks actually really good bro that's really nice
wait James somebody have creep shots in that camera I don't have three shots
camera dude wait wait I'm a skirt
I used to be quite a card shark back in my days.
Hey poker, I barely even know her.
Yo guys, can we maybe see if there's a...
Is there a way we can put...
Send it for a single...
Wait.
Okay guys, I'm gonna be honest.
You used that on the most volatile things.
So you would use that on like a high back thing.
Joe
Guys listen, we're all gonna have to all in roulette because that's how the wrong gun over money last time
No, let me show you let me show you
Come here. No, no, let me show you
See the thing they don't understand chat is that's like a scene of the way to be on upper hand on the casino
Who's want to never set up a casino?
But if you do set put in your casino the best way to fuck are you looking at the best way to beat the casino is to
always change your table game so like watch what I'm gonna do I'm just gonna
run it up blackjack I can bet four grand on a single hand of blackjack
okay now I feel like excuse me what are you putting all the way and on yo Joe
listen calm down I want to see it's gonna be a seven everybody relax
Oh!
Yes!
Yeah!
Let me try, let me try, move, move, move, move, move, move.
Let me try that, come on.
You got your good luck.
Okay, all in.
Play.
Oh.
Okay.
Hey, I'm gonna double that.
I think I doubled that.
I think I doubled that.
I think I doubled that.
No, no, no, you don't know why.
I think I doubled that.
So, Jack, the thing is, there is a lift, so basically what they're gonna do is now they're
gonna try to chase my high.
They're gonna try to chase my high.
Remember, you always need to switch tables.
Now we play dice.
Yeah, I hit.
I hit.
You have to.
Five grand.
Talk to me nicely.
So, Jack, we need a two or a six.
Jack, manifest this.
Two or a six.
I'm the greatest gambler of all time.
I'm the greatest fucking gambler of all time.
Oh my god, I'm the greatest gambler.
Now, Jack, remember, there's no such thing as the table being hot.
What you want to do in a casino is you want to pursue...
How did Joe dismay?
Oh my god!
We should leave.
Joe?
We should leave.
How did you dismay $23,000?
I got maxed out on her loss in the head.
I got maxed out on her loss in the head.
Oh my god.
Okay, back to what I was saying.
Wait, chat, one second.
We have to shoot the camera.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Joe, the last thing we want to do is be a slot.
The last thing you want to do is be a slot NPC Joe. That's the last thing you want to do in the PC
Chats you like to work here is there a way to twerk
Chats you like to work
Yo, hey, Dantes!
Yo, Dantes!
Dantes, may I have a word with you in the lobby?
Yo, Dantes!
Yep, Abro!
Give me a favor and can you tell me where you've been the last three minutes?
How are you $14,000?
How are you $14,000 in the hole?
No, listen, I'm telling you it's a bug.
I'm up like 50 grand, just trust me.
Yeah, maybe you're up 50 grand in your head.
Yo bro, you're literally into the fuck out of our games.
Just trust me bro, just check this out.
Bro, when you're down 14K, go home.
You're addicted bro, just don't want to drop it.
Bro, I'm literally waiting, it just hasn't like,
concluded the bugs yet.
Okay, let's see.
Delta, play Blackjack so I can actually like maybe backseat.
Yes
Okay, Joe's hogging the blackjack table do not spin slot whatever you
Yo, yeah, yeah, we were spinning
He just press four slots at the same time your
Don't listen to me don't ask come here
It was always jobbin it was always jobbin it was always jobbin
The roof wins
Yeah, I'm gonna play blackjack. Why because blackjack takes skill
You're 30 seconds, so don't make him that and you can't just hang out
Because you won't win the money. Oh my god, you always hit on time
Jinxy Jinxy Jinxy, let me show you how it's done. Come on. Look at this. So how do I attack the dealer?
Would it be like this?
Look it's an eight against a ten double it unfolds you like that. Please sir. I think you double hit
Oh my god, oh my god, Ron actually got you, shh.
Yo, that's okay.
Oh my god, right at the end of the day.
So, here's what we're gonna do.
Whoever is the biggest, lost 20 grand, whatever is the biggest, has to win the prize.
It's a visual bug, I swear it has to be a visual bug.
Oh my god, but I just lost 20.
It's not about you just lost the fucking salary in five minutes. What the fuck?
No, no, no, it's fine, but we still get to the next day like I'm
Run I was taking the losses so you guys could win. I'm like Jesus wait
All right, so listen fuck this over because you lost $38,000 in your sack of shit
And I told you to stop gambling after $13,000 if you continue gambling anyways and at least of all you play fucking slot machines
Now you're going into the grinder. We don't care. Yeah, you know, yes
We're gonna carry your right tomorrow so don't test clearly you're not profitable in this casino right now
So we're just gonna sell your entire body and that we can make profit
I swear, I was just getting unlucky.
Bro, how unlucky before we even got, bro?
It's because all the luck that you guys were getting, I was just getting unlucky.
Like, I was only down 28k max.
Like, you know what?
Godtets are making me stressy now. Now I have to eat chips because of you.
I'm not going to lie.
No, but you're right.
Godtets is actually kind of...
Bro, did you guys ever watch the movie 21?
21 they had people who were designated spotters who would make a table get cold
Maybe don't that was actually cooling down the table so that we could come in and play hot
Wait, but actually that makes no sense because you're spanning slot machine after we watch
Okay, but guys like let's be real is 40,000 really that much like it's not that bad that's like a sponsor shame
I don't know if you didn't lose thirty seven thousand dollars we would have made so much fucking money bro
Yeah, don't that key word made I made money made
All right, let's get drunk. I'm getting good tonight
Did someone just shoot me in the fucking
Oh
Yo chat, Joe's
Are you okay, Joe wait, I have that pistol. I want to shoot this default camera in the building
Yo, Ron, what's up run
Oh my god, it's scraping
I told you to stop gambling, you sack of garbage.
Hold on, Jinzy, I'd rather lose 40,000 and make an impact than only go down 10 grand and not be impactful.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, you impactfully destroyed our casino nice.
Bro, it was not that bad!
the check it's on top okay guys can we slice John says his head off I just
want us like 40 bands in two days and nobody here's gonna Sam Odin like come
on well you are you are good thank you my magnet stop getting you if he's
fucking bat wait Joe my gun is gone but like you're gonna be able to go and the
rocket oh my god so god I'm serious all right yeah let's get in I don't think
we should cut off his body because today we need everybody gamble uh yeah
everyone besides no bro he lost 40k dude JC I swear it's official bug bro it
It wasn't that bad.
Oh, it's a visual bug up.
Yo, I don't know.
Is someone hitting with a bad and the gun de-spawned?
Yeah, it might be gone.
Nice.
I will say it's not a visual bug,
but if you break even on a bat, it counts as a loss.
It's true.
Yeah, so the last one would happen to me, though.
to me that way poker I don't think that happened to us you didn't get a visual
bug you just fucking suck again you hold shift you can run thank you that
depth all right right come on everybody stand near me wait somebody put that up
don't use it yet
come here wait y'all hear me yeah I can hear ready we're gonna all do the
wheel thing again can everyone get drunk before we spin the wheel just drop it
right now that's for like getting money back you lose this a holy statue
in the middle here and hold it while we spin the wheel I'm trying to do it
So I listen Joe's gonna make us all drunk and we're all gonna do the max battle in the wheel before
Why does Joe sound like that
Let's fucking go guys.
Alright we should leave now. We should actually just leave now.
Wait, oh god, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before we leave, can I do one hand?
Can I do one hand?
Yeah, I'm leaving right after this spin.
Jinxy, Joe, I'm leaving right after this spin.
Oh no, oh no!
Joe, I'm leaving right after this spin, Joe.
Joe, I'm leaving right after this spin, Joe.
Oh no!
Joe, I'm leaving right after this spin, Joe.
What just happened? What do you think?
No!
Last spin.
Well, ah, he laughs
All right, well, I just made 64 grand could I get a thank you that's it
I'm sick to my stomach. They have magnets. Oh, no, I'm sick to my stomach. Oh my god. I'm sick to my stomach
I got that's not so bad at handling this
Yeah, I have one losing day. I haven't had one like bro. I just run around. I run this casino, bro
Your chat, let's put the house on black
If if you ever had a point in life where you don't know what else to do
Put the house on black getting
Do not do that
Here we go
I'm so fucking good at fucking gambling fuck. What are you looking at kid?
So Jack now they're gonna think oh
He just won on black now. He's gonna go to red. So we're gonna make black win again
So what are we gonna do? We're gonna nuke Black again.
I am town dad right now. I'm the greatest gambler of all time.
Now chat, they're like, okay, he just went Black twice.
Now he has to go then, so we go Black a third time.
Watch this.
Yeah. Again.
Why am I only up to 25 grand?
Yeah, it's easy again.
Just punch it, and then you end up going again.
Okay, so Jack, somebody said go all in on seven.
You know what?
Seven still sweats it now.
I'm going to put five K on seven.
Six.
I'm going to put five K on seven.
Gucci, if this is seven,
oh my god Gucci wow that's actually bullshit I'm not gonna let I made 70
Okay, run, run, run, run.
I am sick to my fucking, Jesus.
Jesus, you're fucking, no, run.
You're right, you're right.
May I have a word with you in the hallway?
Hold on, I'm gonna switch dealers.
I'm switching dealers, hold on.
Yo, oh my God, you lost 70 grand.
I thought I was sick to my stomach.
Hold on, I am sick to my stomach.
No, we're gonna be under water.
Who the fuck found this?
Stop getting, there we go.
No no, no no, no, no, no, no.
And not a win.
Ron, remember.
Run.
Run.
Always hit on 15.
Always hit on 15.
Ahh, shuttle boats are tight.
Don't shoot.
Don't shoot.
If you double, you are emptying the game.
If you double your...
Stand, stand, stand, stand.
Oh my God, he doesn't even get some money.
He doesn't even get some money because the day ended.
You're wrong. You're wrong
So what happened in there, bro? You lost $69,000
No, don't hide in the corner Ron come out and face us bro. What happened in there Ron?
All right, I'll be honest with you bro. I was watching my favorite streamer train
He was spinning bro spinning spinning spinning
Well, he kept losing and then he won some and then he lost then he won some and he was like oh this is I'm sick to my stomach
So I was like, bro, I want to try this.
Oh, I got on the machine.
I gave it a go, bro.
I lost one.
I was like, OK, I'm sick to my stomach.
I got in the mood.
You know what I'm saying?
I was role playing.
And then all of a sudden, bro, I started losing, losing, losing.
I'm pretty sure it was a seed problem, bro.
So I got to try again tomorrow.
I think it was my seed.
And then after having the.
Tomorrow we gamble at a different.
There's new games tomorrow.
Also, tomorrow.
We have 7.
Now we have 7.
Ron, because you're the biggest loser,
do you know what that means?
You're getting your legs.
I know your body, buddy.
So, you guys, so you guys don't do that to Dantez, but you're gonna do it to me.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, what about the Tootin' Walls?
What about the Tootin' Walls?
Run, run, run thing, run, you have to lose weight, except for the biggest, the biggest, the biggest weight.
Joe, that's actually a good point.
Can we just throw both of them in the thing?
Yeah, let me have the cherry that I got.
Oh, I don't know, Dantez, you lit 40 grand on fire, you degenerate freak.
It's gonna lose us also. Thank you guys. Let me say something
Guys, let me say something real quick
It's cool. If you're gonna lose money gambling. That's fine. It happens. Yo, Ron
Doubling on 15 is literally briefing you're briefing the money and he didn't finish the hands. So he just lost the money
Yeah, okay, okay
What am I gonna run if you gamble and lose cool? It happens, bro
Oh, I'm gonna go on 15. You're just gonna get alone. Can I get a loan or no? Can I get alone?
me ha no no you're back I'll give you back and look at your body chart holy
don't look at my chart dot test you know why you want I told you bro I told you
bro wait wait I love 40k on the day look at his chart yeah it's just all
time over at so wait am I the best gambler right now maybe it's me chat am
I statistically the best gambler here what is a me ha oh instead of me ho
Yeah, it's new variant new variant drop last week
That's that's a rare one. Oh, yeah guys. What do we buy? No, we got it
This looks crazy. It decreases our wall some out by 25% Joe
It's a no-go. We're gonna make a hundred K. We should do we should do the vodka thing again
We should do vodka and dance. We can't go to the casino without smear enough. All right now listen
Today, we need to make 100 K
Hey, Ron, if I see you double on 15,
I'm gonna shoot you in the head with my gun.
Oh my gosh, you see, there's gonna be different games today
that we've never played.
But I think there's always blackjack, Joe.
Wait, throw it out in there, how many ch-
Oh, we're missing one ticket.
We got a sacrifice.
Yo, what do you give up an eye?
Wait, why did we give up an eye?
I don't know, who should give up an eye?
Oh, the guy that entered the game.
Ron, come here.
What is Ron thinking?
No, no, don't hide.
Ron, come here, come here.
No, run, please bro. Oh god, please. Let me talk to you. I talk to you guys on god
Rock my dad, but my dad used to beat me when I gambled bro, please bro, and he was a it was a gambler bro
Please bro, oh, please. Well, I just want to prove to you. I'm gonna say gambler, but
My dad used to beat me when he gambled
I
Rock
in life bro when you love something you have to let it go okay in this case
So you're gonna let go all of our money. You're the worst scamper in the team. You need to be handy Yeah, bro
Stop gambling, okay
I'm not gonna gamble at all, I'm not gonna gamble at all.
Pony for check, sorry.
Okay.
Yo guys, all I'm gonna say is I won't get to count the slots, I'm gonna get the slots.
Joe, I love when you pick me up and just force me around, Joe.
Interact slow right there, what the fuck is that?
Okay, I know, I know.
Joe, I know, I know.
Joe, I know, I know.
Joe, I know, I know.
Joe, I know.
Joe, I know, I know.
Joe, I know.
Let's get some vodka.
I got this time.
This game is fucking awesome.
Oh, Joe!
Did I lose my mouth?
Wait, wait, wait.
Bro, you're not muddied, bro.
Alright.
You know what? I'm gonna drink this entire
face of vodka to myself.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Alright.
I'm gonna drink the vodka by myself,
I earned this vodka. I earned 70 grand. Oh my god, high-roar blackjack
Yo guys, how do I sound right now?
Let me lock in please please whoa, I can't even see the buttons that well. Where's the other item that we have?
I think you stand on 16
Oh no, oh no!
I'm rewinding, I'm rewinding, I'm rewinding!
No, careful! Listen to me! Stop for four fucking seconds!
Oh my god, where's that item that we have?
Look at the spam Plinko, Max debt, but I grabbed that item that way.
They have Plinko? Oh my god.
Yo, put the drink down, Jixi.
Jixi, stop!
Bro, Jixi, stop, bro.
Yo, do I sound drunk or no?
Jixi, just chill!
5k Plinko back, yes.
Yes.
Don't do it yet!
Wait, Joe.
Oh, stand on the other side of the plate, Joe.
Ah!
Oh, my God.
Ready?
Get ready to spam it?
Stam it.
Literally, spam it.
Stam it, spam it, spam it, spam it, spam it, spam it, spam it, spam it, spam it.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, you called you.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Uh, chump?
Chump?
Wait, yes.
Yes.
Yes!
Yes!
Go run.
Yes, run.
Yes!
Oh shit! Oh shit!
We gotta use the items! That's all we gotta get!
God, I love Blackjack!
Sushi bar, this is lower accurate quick, see you though.
Money wheel! Ooh, I want money wheel!
Ooh! Green button!
Yeah, yeah, I don't want to coach you.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Dad.
Oh my god. Okay.
Do you want to go again?
Again, again, again, again.
Again, again, again, again.
You gotta go again.
Dude, I don't know if this casino is my hotspot,
Chad.
Can you stand or hit?
Can you stand or hit?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh, I'm sick.
Oh, I'm sick.
I go again.
Where?
Yo, JXD, come play this game.
Yeah, what's up, Joe?
Son, son, son, this is good.
You gotta play this shit, brown.
What?
Whoa!
Hey, what is this?
It's like a penguin game?
Big more money.
Falling the ice the multiplier goes up. So he just has to keep balance and keep moving forward
Yeah, like if you hit step like now he made a step I get 1.2 and then it just keeps going up
Like when you can cash out at any point in time
Joe watch this
What the fuck
Joe what do you think one more oh no you got to do another
Okay, I think if I cash out of me like 40k no 30 20 I
Got one more in me. Oh my god. Okay, Joe. This is a lot of money
Joe what do you think I'm really rusty wait, I'm just gonna cash out and have a word with Ron actually
Yo, yo run
I'm not going to let you die, bro.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you.
Rod, how the fuck are you down?
Dixie, Dixie, Dixie, Dixie, Dixie, Dixie, how do I get out of this hole?
Yo, stop playing Blackjack. It's the only game that requires brain cells.
And you don't have brain cells.
Do I double? Stop here. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
My gosh. Okay, okay, okay. Just chill. Just chill. Just chill.
I just want 90 grand. Wait, what?
Hold on. Just don't hit my buttons. Ready?
I'm going to win my money back. Ready?
Bro, I'm yelling to you here.
Yeah, yeah, tell me, tell me, tell me.
Okay. Here.
Stand.
We're going to go on that word and literally take the casino for getting that.
Oh, don't hit the buttons.
Oh, I'm glad I got the buttons.
Yeah, come on, guy.
Oh, block.
Oh, you can't.
Hit.
Hit.
Stand.
Stand.
Stand.
He's going to fuss.
He's going to.
Oh, no.
OK, side, side, side, side, side, side.
Ready?
You hit that.
Come on, guy.
Come on, man.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hit, OK.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm trying my luck at that.
I need the max ween
So it looks like the first jump is basically guaranteed
We're already up 15k a chat the more you
More you risk the more you game okay, what the fuck's going on
30 seconds to make 20k the blackjack god has returned to his throat
actually blink out okay 5k blink of all
We're running. We're running. We're running.
I did it. I did it. I did it.
I lost 60 grand.
Ron, I'm gonna kill you.
I'm literally going to kill you.
I'm literally going to kill you, Ron.
No, no, no.
No, Jixi, Jixi.
Ron, I'm gonna get this shit out of your pants.
Jixi, Jixi, I was down 170. I came back, bro.
Oh, nice, bro.
Nice.
You lost 60 grand.
I need to get my protein checked.
Hold on.
Can we have a team meeting about banning Ron from Blackjack?
Brother this guy cannot play blackjack.
Doomchilling it.
It's like he loses four hands in a round.
He's like, I have to keep laughing.
Honestly, what happens if we cut Ron?
Wait, if we cut Ron's other eye off,
maybe he won't be able to find the blackjack for it.
Are you the ass?
Holy.
Or do you want to try and take that?
Game for me, 121k.
So, Ron, what?
Yo, Rio, yo, Ron.
Did you end up eating the entire cabbage,
or did you give out?
i put that shit in the trash
i'm just gonna say i saw ron on blackjack doubling on fourteen
though you fucking double on my behalf you dick
but i did if i did then my number would be more in the red on every tab
that's fucking cap
poker i barely even know her
This is as far as I've ever gotten like this is the furthest I've been wait so they came so we lose the game if we run out of money
If we don't make quota we give random I
Know I'm not going that would be miserable. Whoa gives me an item
I was assuming this is the run and then we hop on Liars bar when we lose
Okay, but what's the matter daddy? Oh?
What's matter daddy? Yo guys much? I'm gonna get back. Yo guys. I'm gonna get a bag of chicks
I'll be back in 39 seconds.
Wait, wait, Joe, do you have any daddy comin' in?
Alright, Chad, we're gonna keep going till we lose.
Do you have any daddy comin' in?
Oh my god, I can't even walk.
I can't even walk, lagging. Wait, what are you saying?
Dude, do you have any daddy comin' in?
You just keep cuttin' out, man.
Do you-
Yo, Don't test, do you have any daddy comin' in?
Wait, what's daddy comin' in?
Joe Bartolozzi!
Can I get my eye back, bro?
I
Be nice guys guys
Joe Joe Joe
Tickets and spend them out jinxing us and know what's happening yet
Wait, I was gonna say we should we should make Jinxie sing with the mic while he's just
Yeah, go away. So it's by the machine. I'll put him in the car
Oh yeah, we gotta go now.
I have a nice-
Why am I being picked up?
Why am I being picked up?
Why am I being picked up?
Oh, drop me, drop me.
Get in the car, get in the car.
Alright, we're gone.
Did you guys cut my fucking lights off?
So, I went to the bathroom for 30 seconds and you guys cut my legs off.
How could I get in my car?
So I went to the bathroom for 30 seconds, and you guys cut my legs off.
How can I get my boss, man?
High buys.
Man, it was high buys.
It was high buys.
How can I gamble if I can't even reach the table?
Well, you're gonna sing.
Yeah, Jinxie, you're gonna be on singing duty.
So let me get this straight, bro.
Jinxie, shut up and just sing us a song, dude.
So Ron lights 60 grand on fire.
But Jinxie, do that song, man.
Oh
Come on
No, he has to be next to us. Why say yo, raw fuck yo, uh wait wait my microphone is gone my microphone is gone
Oh, okay. I got you. I have a get it. Where is it?
Alright guys, I'm gonna sing, okay?
What?
Any song requests?
Any song requests?
Uh...
Where is Swift?
Oh, could you see his paint bone?
Oh...
Oh, okay.
Wait, can you sing?
Um...
Yo, yo, try to grab both your ankles right down in real life and still run.
Try doing it, go ahead.
Yo, guys.
Give me the mic, please.
I need the mic, guys.
I don't have the mic.
So...
So...
My legs got chopped off.
I've already used it.
I know your purpose is to save, and I'm not even able to save.
Three, two, one, run, play crash.
Why am I here?
Hold it.
I'm, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Out of legs.
Rollin' around all the time.
Alright, it's battle one out.
It's battle one out.
Alright, stop, stop, stop.
Don't kill me, guard, don't kill me, guard.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
One, one, one, one, one, one, one.
Oh my god I missed out on you.
Oh my god I can't now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my god.
Oh you can, you can, that's just what it's going to.
It just keeps going.
Guys, that's out, that's out of the way.
That's out of the way, that's out of the way.
No, no, no, I gotta go one more.
I gotta go one more, I gotta go one more.
I'm going one more, I'm going one more.
Oh, our instant crap bro, now we don't have enough money.
Run, literally go fuck yourself.
Hey run, run, literally go fuck yourself.
All we have to do is cash out you useless sack of shit
Hey guys can someone get me up to my fucking stomach. I'm in like a pub shit. I'm sick bro 1.1
Okay, Jaycee what do you want to see? Yo bring me the blackjack please.
Oh
I'm good enough. I don't get your PC fucking hips off me jing see jing see yeah
Yo, don't that's bring me to the blackjack bro. I'm like brain man. Okay blackjack. Okay now. Let's okay
Here's what's gonna happen. I don't have to use to my legs, but I can use my hands from the floor. Don't touch anything
I'm gonna make Joe very mad
What are you doing now? I can't see the numbers so talk to me. What do you see that money and oh my god, why did you just
Wait, I thought that was just means I doubled the bad boys
We're out of money. What do we do?
Hey, Ron, I can't see the table
No, I'm gonna talk to you right now Dante's did a max bet and you out of 20
And it was showing a 10 and he doubled and he got 27 and we lost 100k and now we have 15k
Okay, how do we have $15,000?
Uh, I actually can explain how.
Because Dantes and Ron have the combined brain cells
of a dead frog.
That's how.
Yo, Dantes, can you go to how Blackjack works?
Don't play Blackjack!
You're gonna get a max rate, Dantes.
You're gonna get a max rate.
Don't stop until it's over.
No, you're gonna get a max rate.
You gotta keep doing it until it hits like this.
I have $5 million, I'm not even kidding.
So we're about to be in debt.
That's actually in debt.
And we have $148.
We are actually lost.
We can't get it by any games.
Look at that! The one where I can't play!
Yo guys, we went from 300 grand to $100!
You can play a hand in LawsHons!
Ron, you're at $150 bro!
Yo Joe, I didn't lose the hand!
Dante has greased my entire fucking hand!
Dante, you sold us!
Yo Ron, you'll be honest, this one, Jinx and Ron, you guys are down to combine $30 and $80!
We have $148! No, we can't put this!
We can't play any game, the minimums...
Yo, guys, this is normally where we get off the game.
Great work, guys.
Can we sell Jixi?
Yo, can we sell him?
No, no, no.
Hey, Ron, let me talk.
If we had a gun, we could shoot him, and it would give us...
Oh, great!
And then why don't you guys fuck me in the ass while you're at it?
You shot my leg, son.
Jixi, let me...
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna wear it with a flare.
Yeah, you wanted it?
The wish is my command.
My touch, you bros.
Okay.
Your wish is my...
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
So, you're on the side of the wall.
Okay, you take some, take some of that.
Oh, my God.
My legs
Throw me on the table
All right, and it gives over hey guys, can I have a word with you guys really quick?
Yeah, may I have a word with you guys just just give me 20 seconds here guys. Are we gonna die?
Yeah, no, I just want to I just want to have a word with you guys real quick
So I'm listening. I say I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'll be back in 39 seconds
I come back my legs are chopped off
I can't play any of the table games and then don't has brings me upstairs and starts literally banging me in there
Thank you, bro. Thank you. I actually thank you, bro. Let's get out of here. All right. Go to just for
Holy yeah, we had three hundred and sixty thousand dollars that got reduced to one hundred dollars and Joe sitting there screaming
catch out catch out nobody listens to Joe
Yo yo guys
Liars bar. Yeah, dude way to ruin the game. He's gonna be lost cuz you um
Yeah, maybe if you're an infant you would have deduce that yo run the one time where I couldn't play we lost
Wait poker I
Barely even know
We've been a liar for now. Yeah, should we do one liars bar maybe maybe yes, yes yo guys
Why is liars more 17 gigabytes?
Wait, one more question, Ron. One more question.
What, that matter?
So, I'm not responding to matter.
Yo, Ron, so when we had $360,000 in Joe's streaming...
CANTO! CANTO! CANTO!
Hey, so did you not hear the part?
Why did you say, Ron, more?
Wait, wait, wait, so did you not see the part where Dantez literally went on my blackjack table when I had a 14?
And then he fucking doubled my ship!
I said, hey!
Wait, I never did that this time!
YOU ARE MAKING SHIT UP! I'LL ME DOUBLE GENCY'S TABLE!
Also, Dantez, I have- I wanna go through a little bit of a thought bubble with you. May I?
Yeah, sure.
So Dantez, I can't see the floor, my legs are chopped off. I can't even see what's on the table.
Joe told me we had a 20, and you clicked double because you said, and I quote,
I thought double meant you could just double the bet.
Yo Dantez, if that was possible, anytime someone would get 21, they would just double the bet and rinse the casino.
No, no, no, JC bro because I thought you could only do double on your first round
So you double the bet on your first round. Does that make sense?
No, no, that makes no sense. Yes
It's like let's you get a 10 then you double it and then you get doubled the profit on a 10
Yo, no bro, you inted the fuck out of the game, bro. That's what happened that says we had it
Yeah, all you had to do was click stand. Oh better yet when Joe was screaming cash out
Ron goes wait one more one more seventy five thousand
Money
After we play yeah, but here's the thing right when I won in crash when I won mine
I saw Dante's do another one so I was like, okay, I'm gonna do one more too
And then I lost at 1.01 and then I was like, okay sure Jack is one gigabytes per second. Good
Guys, we're not playing repo. We're playing liras bar
But we should play we should play more games with this quad we should play repo next
But I don't think like me and Joe are like getting off in a little bit
So I don't know if we have time to play like repo
Accountability when Jinx is the one that went to the bathroom and it's because of him going to the bathroom that he got his legs
Chopped off like Jinxie. I don't know how you're taking out your accountability for this
So because I go to the bathroom
It's now just chop my legs off and then and I repeat
Hump me in the ass on the casino top floor. Okay
Well, okay, hold on, hold on.
You said you might have gone fuck with me.
I'm not gonna serve sides.
No, I said you didn't have an ass, bro.
You only had a mouth.
We could not use your other holes.
Yo, why does it matter anyways?
You psycho-pant.
I said, hey, doesn't bring me to the blockjack table
because my legs were chopped up.
And then you proceeded to literally
bang me repetitively.
You did say fuck me.
Might as well fuck with me.
Joe, you getting the beer for this game?
I tried one when we started and I'm drinking another one.
Alright, no gotta tell me twice, you're not drinking alone tonight.
Shots back to back right now, buddy.
Shots? I'll do beer, not all about shots.
Shots.
I'll do beer.
Wait, wait guys, fun drinking game idea.
For every bite Ron takes out of his lettuce head, you guys take a shot.
If Ron finished that lettuce head right now, I would take like seven shots in a row.
Sound off.
You're not eating that whole lettuce head
Bro, you're eating you're probably eating your fucking pretzels
No, that's I think that's Genksy only Genksy eats the fucking pretzels
No, Ron is a pretzel fiend
Yo, the fucking sign, the sign making that buzz noise in this game is the most annoying thing in the world.
I'm like actually full muting the game audio.
They're protein pretzels? No, they're not protein pretzels.
There's three grams of protein in a whole fucking tub, and then he says he's getting protein pretzels.
You know what's crazy, Ron? Is they actually make protein pretzels.
Like, you should just buy...
Do you eat?
Yo, chat.
Do you think it's easier or harder to lie when you drink?
I do I'm gonna fucking dominate this game. I
Feel like it's easier to lie when you drink. Oh my god. I got a Doberman. Wait, is that a Doberman?
Liars poker
Liars dice wait, they have new games. They updated the game
Bro, they updated the game
I'm going to go back to the
game.
All right, guys, I made a game.
It's on my friends only list.
Wait, how do we join it?
Enter the bar.
Enter the bar.
I invited you, Don Tess.
And where's Joe?
I invited you, Ron.
Joe, I don't have you added on steam.
Can you add me back with the thing that I have you on steam?
I invited you to the game.
I might be appearing offline. Let me appear
This is actually a classic game
Remember this game. It's up on me. Dude. Yeah, there's fucking AI slop
So basically have you ever played the game called bullshit
No, okay, have you ever played cards in your life?
I mean when I was younger a few games. Yeah
Okay, so basically you're gonna have cards and we're gonna say a number or something ace king whatever you got to basically lie about it
The whole thing is it's a liar's bar. So we're at a bar lying
Great explanation. Okay, so wait. Why would I not just like know you're lying if that liar's bar?
Well, because he could be telling the truth and you're gonna have a gun and
Basically, what's gonna happen? Jinxie you look fine. What's gonna happen is you're gonna basically say bullshit
How are you guys changing your character?
Yo, so we should all use a different character. Why is the fox wearing lingerie?
Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I want to wear the piggy. I like the piggy
I'm wearing her because I'm kind of in my slay era
So horse walks into a bar. Well, James, you are the pink shirt that you got today. Yo. Hey, Dante's no dude
But you're in your slay era. It's like more accurate
Okay, you're horse walks into a bar. All right, so I'm using cupcake. All right. Let's go guys. You ready to play?
We can can uh before we start
Jack okay, so basically I fly your slots. Yeah, they updated the game
So I think we should start off with the original and feel it out and then play the other ones after
Okay, can anyone explain to me why Ron has like a log in front of his mate?
Oh, it's a dick
Wait, how do you start it just says leave them ready by everybody all right, uh, don't that's a ready up and then we
guys ready up I'm ready now you have to start up there okay all right I can't
wait to hear the voice lines it's time to be good at lying let's see who's
actually good at lying here oh my god no cheating guys no cheating wait yeah
definitely put your chat and emote only for this I'm not gonna lie how do we do
that is it slash emotes yeah yeah put it in email only okay all right lock in
okay dude I'm telling you right now I never lose these games so wait they
changed yo what is this what is this shit am I you know they changed everything
yeah they added yeah how do I look at my cards so what is the thing that what's
the wild card again Joker so what do I do with what do I do with it so you got
to put down on your cards.
Wait, how do you look?
You play space.
So basically, you've got to basically put down all your aces.
And you've got to launch.
No, it comes to you and you claim a certain amount of cards
in a certain rotation.
So basically, I can basically.
You're claiming one ace.
And he could call bullshit because Ron's to your right.
Everybody understand?
And if you're wrong, you play Russian roulette.
So donnie, you put down an ace?
Yeah.
Okay, why aren't you making eye contact with him dot that's I'll put one ace
If I make an icon time gonna start getting a bucket of steady call bullshit
I don't know they changed the commands, but I mean I don't recommend calling bullshit cuz I put down one ace
I don't know how to even put down a oh
All right, I claim
Okay, she knows kind of guys to call wire. It's X
And I know this it's top right top right it says it on your bed
Okay, I am not see I put down I think it's when you're in I think it's when you're ready. I'm gonna put down you can you hear my character listen ready
Yes, you I'm gonna put down one ace
One ace you'll call that shit call that he does not have that call that you don't have an ace, bro
Oh, you guys are idiots. I literally manipulated and gasoline
No
And your
If you sound confident you're good to the voice lines are AI for sure on God
Oh, it has to be I mean that sounded so bad
Wait, what is the finger? How do I do everybody's lock in?
Okay, so wait do we need to put down asus now you're supposed to lie
It's an ace. Well, you know he couldn't have died there because it's right now
He has one bullet in the chamber. We all have zero or am I stupid? No, no, no, no
It's just a one and six no, it's a one and six chance Joe or one or six no
But doesn't it get higher every time you yeah, yeah, that means that means you're going down the barrel
So like let's say it's five out of six that means the next one is guaranteed bullets
Yeah, but Joe you also could just get shot in the head first try literally, you know what?
You know what let's just let's just all put down one ace. Why not? I put down two
Dude there's a monkey behind you Dante's playing watch. Oh, yeah, what's a page? Oh, well, I can't say I can't see
Close right use a bunch of see each other's track. Yo, no, what do you wait?
Do you guys said the bear behind Jinxie that's choking his shit? He is choking Thursday
Essentially watching there is a bear behind me right now with his hand on his feet. Yes
He has his hand on his inner thigh. Oh, he's standing up here. He heard us
Walking towards you. You're looking bro. He does not have two aces. There's no he does not have two aces
He does not have two aces. See I don't think he has two aces. There's just no chance in hell
He's gonna play ballsy. He's gonna. Oh
So my god, he had two aces
You guys are getting me fucking killed!
That's it. That's your choice to look into us.
That's it. They're not taking any risk by doing that.
They're just basically making you take the risk, bro.
Don't listen to them.
Why do you try to exchange email?
Oh, it's Queen's Table now.
Queen's Table. Easy. Classic. Very nice.
So, go ahead, Dontes. Put down some Queens.
How many Queens you got?
I got one to the left of me.
So, here's the thing, Dontes. You could put down a...
Oh, thank you, Dontes.
Okay, you can put down as many as you want like you can put down all of your cards. I'm pretty sure if you really want to
Dude, I don't know you're you're being able to fucking
Look at this I put down a bullshit card. I won't call it on you. I won't hold on you. I promise. Okay deal deal deal
Okay, so here Joe, I'm gonna put down chop it down one two three or four Queens you think what do you think put four four?
clock it
Okay, I have a good idea smart here. I'm gonna put down one
Play it safe play it. Oh, oh Joe. You're a safe little guy. Aren't you jaycee calm push it on Joe
I'm a safe little guy. Oh, hey. Hey don't that snow bro. I'm a nip you later, bro. He's not okay. No, I
Don't like this. What am I supposed to say right now? I'm just
You're trying to go under the radio
Listen, listen, listen, listen, before you go, I'm gonna die.
I can tell you right now, Jinxie is a bunch of kings in his fucking hand right now.
Dante's, Dante's. Let me explain to you exactly what's happening.
You have unlimited time, by the way, so don't worry.
Bro, Jinxie knows you're not gonna call it now because you have two out of six bullets.
I promise you he didn't put it down. Just call it this one last time.
I promise you he does not have it.
You could have it.
God damn it! Are you fucking kidding?
Bro, if I die, if I die, if I fucking-
Oh my god.
Okay, Ron, I love listening again, bro, fuck off.
I missed this game, bro. This game is so good.
My bad, bro. My bad.
You know what? Now he's really not gonna put anything down.
Okay?
All right, that's...
Okay.
Remember, one aces table.
Remember, there's like, people are deck of cards too, where there's like,
if it's an aces table, there are actually only four aces total.
No, I think it has unlimited. I'm not kidding.
I think you can literally get five of something, John.
Yeah, I think you can get unlimited which is just pure luck. It just becomes unlawful. Oh, so another
Yo, wait, Joe, call him out
I don't know. He just played that so fast that I had
Goodbye, please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me
Guys another thing
Uh, this is like a very lobotomy version of the game how we're playing normally
people get voted out when they release their deck, but we're just matching the lie button.
So basically, like, don't vote lie on the first one, because they're probably going
to have it.
Wait, what deck is this?
Asus.
It says it's not last.
Wait, so there's only how many Asus?
How many Asus?
Joe asks what deck it is, and then proceeds to just silently, mmm.
Now don't call it.
Don't call it.
I don't feel that one.
I don't want to call it on one.
I think calling on one is just bad.
I don't feel that one.
Oh, you're going to, you're not going to call it on one?
Mmm.
Really don't I've been calling on one as bad. Yeah dealer dude player and
Yeah, he don't have an ace for you don't test you got a car don't you gotta call that you've got to call that
Don't you know I'm not missing you guys again
Three aces three. You know what I got you
No, come Joe calm calm. Oh, no. Oh, no, Joe. Oh, no
Oh, no, oh, no, I got a low chance of dying here. I think I'm fine
Okay
All right
Nice job man.
Don says, just come on put something down, I won't call it, I promise, you're good,
you're good.
Bro you're good, Don does.
Okay.
Don does just loosen up bro.
I'll make a deal.
If I can tell you a joke right now and you laugh you're not allowed to call me out on
this card.
Okay, tell me a joke.
What do you call stable Ronaldo when he's unstable?
Okay, what do you call stable Ronaldo when he's unstable?
Okay, so basically, okay so you have stable Ronaldo and now he changed his name to, is
he changing his name?
No, no, he's not changing his name.
Unstable Ronaldo.
Oh my god, I get it you gotta call that shit. I want to die. Do you think I call that you think I call that one?
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
The joke was not good bro
Okay, jinksy, okay, jinksy
No, it was a good fucking joke
Jinksy if I can make you laugh you won't call it. Yes, deal. Yeah, okay. Where does Dark Vader go to the mall to get shoes?
Oh my god. Oh my god
Yo, bro, just quit your shit now. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's good. Okay, watch this. Here we go
Are you going to call it or no?
No.
Don't say it, Jinxie.
Yo, you've got to call it.
Run?
I'm never calling it again.
I'm never calling it again.
What do you say?
I'm going to go to a comedy club
where you get your viewers to pull up and try and make you laugh.
God, that'd be a good idea.
Oh, no.
Literally just people saying the dog.
No, no, no.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm good, though.
Guys, I have RNG on my side.
I'm good.
Plot armor?
No, you're fucking dead now.
Oh, my god.
All right, Jinxie.
Legit 1v1 with six lives. Holy shit. That's fine. You know how this game works, bro
I suit it knowing my luck if I mess up once it's gonna be it
All right, let's see. It's a king's table. Let's talk about this bro. Let's talk
one
one
One you're gonna do one king. I have one king. Okay bet one king
Okay
One more king.
Bro, Jixi has no more kings.
Okay, Jixi.
One king.
Liar!
Liar.
Oh no. Oh no, I fucked up.
Oh no. Please, come on, bro.
You died first. You died first.
There's no chance, bro.
There's no way. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way!
Oh, nice.
Okay, okay. Alright, chat. Let's go.
I got to get my manipulation on hold on wait are you coming back alive what the
Actually, I don't know. I don't know. All right, you know, I gotta I gotta get manipulate. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye one king one king
Three kings
So here's what I think you did I
Have a huge feeling you have two kings and you're just gonna put them down so no matter what I'm fucked
So basically what I'm going to do here is I'm going to fucking call it.
Ah!
I had no king.
Oh my god.
I'm lucky to play three.
I feel like it's so aggressive.
Oh my god.
Is that Bojack Horseman?
Oh my god.
What?
That's Bojack Horseman.
He doesn't even care.
No, it's good.
I'm playing good.
I'm playing good.
Bro, there's not Bojack Horseman here.
Joe, he's in the bar.
Have you watched, please let me watch that show again.
I've watched Bojack Horseman, that's just a horse.
No, it literally is the exact type of horse
of Bojack Horseman.
It's just a brown horse.
I'm a little nervous here, bro.
I don't really know how to play this hand.
Two kings, two kings.
Two kings off red, risky play.
Ooh, sends it right back to him.
He's not gonna call it though, he's scared to call it.
Someone's spamming a button right now.
I think he's scared to call it.
I think he has a ball as he plays.
Jinx he call it bro, trust me.
He's not gonna call it.
He knows better.
I'm his daddy.
You're not gonna call it.
I was your daddy.
You're not calling it?
But I know that.
Look out!
Those were your real ones.
I was thinking about calling it.
Sike!
Liar!
Oh no.
For you!
Oh no for you!
Please don't die.
Please don't die.
Don't die.
Don't die.
Don't die.
Don't die.
No no no.
Please please please please please please.
to it. I'm gonna match him every fucking time. Call that call. No, Joe. Joe. Oh, no, do I
call it Joe? Or do I put down three games?
No, you're not.
What?
He's gonna get his fake cards for it. Oh, my God. Goodbye, Junko. I'm alive. Yes.
What?
What rng is on my side today wait what wait what wait holdy spawn point okay, let's go
Hey, hi, armor now. Let's see what kind of bullshit we're doing. I got you
Bro, we got to play the dice one
That one is not
To the promise I have no king so I'm just gonna call it
Nice. Well, I got off rep yo well played run well played bro. No, I have no kings, bro
I have one. I mean, bro, I do have a low chance of dying.
And yeah, one in five.
Wait, 20% chance?
What do I have?
20%.
My god, that's a close game.
All right.
Yo, wait, Ron.
Do I have three or two?
Three or two?
You have three.
So you have a 50% chance of dying.
Jamesy, they shipped a new update where you can start flashing him to distract him.
Wait, Ron, did you just have a...
No, I'd have a 33% chance of dying, Ron.
There's a 50% chance of dying there's three shots left and it's a one and three
Sorry, yeah, I'm thinking there's three bullets in the chamber and you're spinning it
Wait, what'd you just put down one? How is he alive? What? I don't know, bro
One you but on what oh
No for you
Bro, you're actually done.
Bro?
Shazam, me, my God.
My name is Sochop.
Son, it's over.
Say goodbye.
There's no way.
If you don't die, this is plot or we're all gone.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Let's go.
God.
Are you guys up for another one?
Woo.
Let's go again.
Let's go again.
Are you guys going to do a new mode or do the iconic one?
I'll do whatever.
Good.
The dice one, I remember the.
Here we go.
But I haven't played the other two.
chat poker is good
i was good
let's do that
even play poker
all day
you've never played poker
i've never played poker to be honest
i believe in our
i thought i'd like to
i'm gonna die
all my god i think i think i think this poker right
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna play liar's nice. Well, yeah, I
Don't really know how to play dice. Let's do it dice
You just claim how many dice you go like there are four fours
We all have five dice and you have to claim how many of a number you think are on the table total
Does that make sense? So if you have like two twos of three of four and two fives
You could claim more than that assuming like you're guessing what everybody else has combined with yours
Okay. All right guys. Lock in. Lock in.
My wife there are two fat rhinos.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Oh my god. Joe. Joe. Great minds think alike with this skin here.
This skin's awesome, dude.
This is like a 5, 1, 2, 4, 3.
Why would you say that?
You have to bid how many of...
Wait. Ron literally wouldn't lie.
He said 5, 4, 2, 1, 3.
What did he put down?
Well, he has to bet it doesn't matter if he tells you what he has because he's claiming he's claiming what there is total
Like I could claim anything, but I always have to go up. So how many is their total?
Like you see how I can like look I'm gonna claim
Four six is
Four six is on this table including like a counting game got it
This is a counting game, and you're guessing and lying at the same time. So it's like also math
Okay, got it. Thank you, Joe. You should talk fuck what we need to use math
Well, you know, I just claimed four sexes. So you're saying there's five threes on the whole table
At least what the fuck holy AI boys
liar
And now it's gonna count all of our shit
Wait, Jinxie, what the fuck did you call me out?
Because he has no threes, so the odds are I have no threes either.
You're dead.
Oh, you're done.
But you're done just like that?
Drink your little poison bottle, buddy.
I don't even know what I'm dying to get.
No, you get two if you drink both, you die.
Bro, but technically he's not really lying.
He's just guesstimating it and he's raw.
He should claim something he's confident in in his own dice.
How do you claim more than one you go w and s is you only can claim equal or up
Got it, but you press D and a that's what's between it'll be one. It's your turn. It'll be in the top right
It'll tell you Joe. It's an over under thing, right? It's not exact
That is a that is a you don't that shit instantly call that are you dumb?
Wait, no
JT you don't have like fine stupid because then now you have to claim seven or above of something else and
You think that there's oh you're fucked. Oh my god. No, I'm not
I
Guess what I think the maximum is seven anyways, bro. What the fuck no you eat you could have like
Are you that you're the worst
Oh my god, this game is hard because I have three so if two other people have three then
there's like at least nine yeah, that's an outlier you have three an outlier three threes
wait vote no
well that's not bad at all
I'm not paying for yours
Well
Jinxies characters chirping you so I have to say there's either over or under
Okay, yeah, this is no you can't know Jinxie. It's not under. It's equal to or above
Yeah, this is kind of fuck you just fuck up over low-key. You're saying I have blank amount
You're saying we have four fours. We have six
How do I say that you guys have under five one five?
What's the one I'm just can't tell yeah, no, just you just call that shit
Hey, I'm dying. There's not five ones. Are you dumb? Yeah, I know I was trying to say this under five ones
You can't claim under your point. It's always going up. Yeah, so basically you
Whole table as four fours four more I get it I get it
please don't be poison.
No you're good bro.
You get two chances.
Two lives.
Alright.
On the bright side jinx you'll be joining me soon.
No.
I don't know.
I'm not joining your CTE gameplay bro.
This is pretty easy bro when you have some fun with us.
So I'm saying there's more than one one.
But you don't have to do it so basically you could do like-
You're claiming no, you're claiming equal to or above.
You're a judge, you'd better be speaking.
There.
Yeah of course there's one one, you probably have one.
What a what a what a loser, bad eh?
I'm gonna do Joe, Joe, Joe you got any fours or no?
I'll let you in on, I'll tell you what I have
if you wanna bet something ballsy.
Yeah, I got sure.
Whoa, no, collusion collusion collusion, no.
What do you want to?
Collusion, no, no.
Three twos.
What the fuck is going on?
You have three twos but what else you got?
Uh, two seconds.
Bro is this not fucking collusion or what?
Oh no I'm just dead again.
I feel good about that one, I'm not how I feel good about that one.
Alright so I've got two, don't tell me you have to start the gameplay, fuck it, oh my
god.
Please.
Not looking good bro, you need to go to half point.
Please, please, please.
Miho.
No!
I also lied about the twos, I don't have twos.
Okay, okay.
I thought you were going to call it.
No I was hoping that he would claim like six twos and I was just going to call it.
Alright boys, Joe has two lives. I have one run as one.
Yeah, I have blank blank blank. Oh, turn first.
What do you got under that cover on?
I'm looking at your dice right now.
Three ones.
Yeah, because I have three, so I'm not worried.
Yeah.
What is that?
What does that mean?
Fuck.
What does that mean?
No, no, it just showed me.
Yeah, I know.
Basically what that means is Joe believes that you have like that's the exact amount
I bet that was the exact and that it kill you oh my god. I had none so I was betting JX had won that was
That dumb cuz I had a role even oh no
Boys were all on our last life. Oh my god. This is actually my turn first
All right, all right, I don't mind my good fucking luck buddy
I'm not gonna lie how many threes you have let's just team. I have one
Well, we can't team that's not a lot
No, let's just wait. Yo, what did you put down for threes for threes? I have one
Why are you looking at it?
I was trying to do one six not six ones you can't call one six you have to call
it equal number yeah this mode sucks but you just don't understand the game if I
call if I call four if I call four threes you have to call four of something
or higher I understand the game and I understand that I don't you just tried
call one six all right Joe okay you're let's just have some fun here let's not
rush it you know we only have one life each I'm dead as fuck Joe do it for the
rhinoceros is the right the rhinoceros I actually think you're fucked here low
key am I yeah low-key I'm just gonna make it play fuck it cuz honestly yeah
how many sixes the abron I have three or do I
Oh my god spot on for the win spot up
yeah oh my god wow bullshit that you
spot on the win Joe yes spot on his
low-key lamikie bro oh my god I didn't
think you'd actually believe me bro
I'm gonna claim one more than you have
bro Chad I didn't think you would
I actually guess I just hit a shush.
GGs, boys, GGs, boys, I'm going to hop off, y'all.
All right.
All right.
Oh, it's fun, guys.
I'll see y'all.
Bro, guys, let's play more games soon.
That was actually really fun.
All right.
I'm going to be down, bro.
That shit was fun as hell.
Yeah, that gambling game was fun.
All right, me host.
I'm going to catch y'all.
All right, guys.
Here we go.
Peace.
Peace.
Chat.
Chat.
Love y'all boys, bro.
Chat.
Wstream in the chat.
If you enjoyed your stage.
Chad, that is day 507 in a row, guys.
Day 507 in a row, y'all.
WStream, have you enjoyed your stage?
I'll be back tomorrow, man.
Dude, I don't want to say this yet,
but I think tomorrow I'm gonna stream RLCS, I think,
because it's main stage.
Tomorrow's probably gonna be long stream, maybe.
I don't know, probably, I think.
Chad, love y'all boys, bro.
That was really fun.
Sammy, that was fun.
Gamble with your friends was fun.
Lyle's bro was fun.
Love y'all boys, bro.
Chat, I'm gonna catch you guys tomorrow, man.
Catch you guys tomorrow for day 508.
Have a beautiful, amazing fan tab.
It was day God first God bless.
And in case I don't see you, good afternoon.