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I like it like a fifth avenue diamond
And they don't make you like the used to
You're never going outside
A little pretty baby
This world might go crazy
The way you see me who can blame me
When I just wanna make smile
I wanna feel like Michael
I wanna kiss you like Prince
Let's get it all like mommy
Yeah, like Michael
I've got something for you like this
You're over my head
I'm out of my mind
Waking up from the moon and running
What a peak time for music man. I swear music is not this good anymore y'all
Whoa, I sound like an uncle dude. I actually sound like an uncle. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's something like
That's something somebody's drunk uncle would say at the cookout bro. Fuck
Here we go, here we go.
Jack, I mean dude, like I only put it on bangers, y'all.
DC with the gift and Hunter with the tier one stab with the prime.
Muffin Monkey, they can really gift him.
Katie, they can put it to your one inch,
they can put it to your one.
Jack, appreciate y'all boys, man.
The last of us soon, duck.
I didn't forget, bro.
I didn't forget, bro.
Last of us, one and two marathon coming soon.
I got y'all boys.
Freakbob, they can put it to your one,
VanLoe, they can put it to my stuff.
JR, they can put it to my stuff.
Torbby, they can put it to my,
Jack, 2026, bro.
We're gonna play more story games, dude.
We started the year off with Red Dead Redemption,
literally in January, generational fucking game, bro.
We're gonna do, you're an iron streamer.
All right.
Yo, yo, yo, guys, loving positivity today.
Prairie, think about it, five gifts at Lucas,
think about it, it's your one.
Cass, think about it, it's your one.
Phil, think about it, prime.
FWJ, think about it, it's your one.
JP, think about it, it's your one.
Chat, how's y'all boys doing, bro?
Legitimately.
How's y'all boys doing, bro?
Bro, let's listen to some country, dude.
No, no, no, let's listen to some fucking country, bro.
Bro, let's listen to some fucking country, man.
This is just like fucking
Dude
The world is gonna ease my mind
Each time I rest on the ground in the light
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Yeah, bro, the thing is, if we listen to broken windows, serenade, this is going to turn
Windows serenade. Yeah, bro. The thing is, if we listen to broken windows serenade, this
is going to turn into a cry stream. This is going to turn into a depression stream, bro.
Legitimately. Doing this before 2027, get real.
Boggles, I'm not even kidding. Every time you type, I lose brain cells.
Doing what before 2027?
And I'm damned if I do, and I'm damned if I don't.
Hi-Fi's called.
Yo, what's up, Hi-Fi's?
How's it going, bro?
J.C.
Why did the dog go into the meter?
Seekers?
So I'm going to try to, like, hold on, but not hold on, but not hold on, but not hold
on.
So I'm going to try to like hold on to my brain cells today as much as possible.
I understand this chat is going to make it really difficult.
I'm going to try my goddamn best to hold on to my brain cells today, bro.
Chat, like I'm going to try.
I'm going to try.
All right, last song.
I
Don't know get that
Jack try not to cry part three try not to cry part three
Fuck
Yeah, he used to talk about getting even further south
Somewhere where the summer lasted all year round
Probably got a big ol' diamond on your hand right now
Maybe if maybe a ol' couple buy now
Won't drive way to a big wide house
But I wonder when you'll try again
If you find yourself thinking about
Yo, hi guys. Why are you pausing peak? I don't understand. Why are you pausing peak?
Everyone trained in style for some co-million dollars my green I come to color and I'm all blue
This world's been changed these folks around here. They ain't been they are still
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Timotly, short bus passenger boggles literally die in GTA.
Yo yo in GTA boggles in GTA run your car off of a fucking cliff, bro
Yo, let's lock you in chat. What is good y'all? What is actually legitimately good you should open cases so
I'm 20 minutes into the street we just got done with a banger concert the first thing you're telling me to do is give
Valve money for no reason
Mi-ho.
Sucks.
Now chat!
I said I would do this before 2026 is over.
I have to do it.
Now listen, love, positivity, peace, tranquility, and happiness.
of positivity, peace, tranquility, and happiness.
I'm not going to rage a single time.
I'm going to be completely positive,
and this game is not going to get me mad.
We have to understand one thing about this game.
This game is a torture simulator, OK?
It wants you to get mad.
This game wants to defeat you.
Don't let it happen.
For first runner, yo, yo, for first round of the day, that's not bad, Keen.
There's a story that plays its lesson
There's a story that plays its lesson
2023 Gamer of the Year!
BOOOOOOCK! I shouldn't have said it!
Oh my god, I need to drag it, but it's like, bro, BOOCK!
As soon as I drag it, it's just, it's just cheating.
But not that, let's drag it, bro.
2023 Gamer of the Year!
Watch this!
Yo, chat, should we do TTS for GD today? What do you guys think?
Maybe if we... Hey!
Maybe if we do TTS, you guys can uh, give advice, bro.
Maybe if we do TTS, you guys can give advice, bro.
Hi Basit's on.
GTS is activated, Jack.
Oh, I forgot about YouTube.
From a long-winded scene in your face
Tells the story about the place that you have been
Remember Jack, no raging today!
Today's a low quarter's all day
Today is all about just low fucking cortisol dude, okay?
Today is low cortisol.
Hey, hey, I'm not even, I don't even know what raging is like.
I've never raged in my entire life.
Liam Capuchin at 100 bits.
Leo!
Can you shout out Leo and Max in love from Lithuania?
Shout it out to Leo and Max in Lithuania.
Shout it out to y'all boys and men.
love y'all bro see bro don't you today's wholesome positive loving tranquility
piece
all right I've got on that exact pixel three times I'm not gonna range the
thing is every time I get on job to dash I regret getting off we're gonna get a
new best of it okay
Hi guys, we can do a lower quote out loud.
Yo, you sent in 100 bits and sent a quitch.
Yo, bro, it's about hyping me up, bro.
I'm trying to get a new vest.
We are not allowed to get off jumps yesterday until we beat 33%.
Until we beat 30% on Deadlock.
Loved!
I feel like once I get 30%, I'm gonna fluke it and beat the level piece that we broke.
That's how big my penis is when I'm right there.
That right there is the exact length of my penis when I'm right there, hmm actually maybe
there.
No there.
Hmm right there.
Alright.
Everytime I play Jomchunash I have a mental breakdown and it's just a crackdown.
You've got to rig those Pokemon cards, that's why I sent them.
Bro, I still have them sealed.
I still have them in the case.
I would have ripped them yesterday, but I was already late to game night.
Still don't have any time.
I still got them in the seal.
Alright, alright.
Cool. Okay, yeah.
Bro, your joke didn't even make sense. What did Dark Maul have for the Dark Vader shoes?
Bro, I feel like don't even, I feel like people don't even know the original joke anymore because the joke has been literally butchered.
I
Didn't forget by the way
Okay, all right, yo, yo, hi boys get a mouth. Let's stop with this shit is bro. All right get this guy out of here
But yes, yeah dark wall cosplay on Sunday, but I got like a
Professional makeup artist chat. It's gonna be legit
And we're probably gonna play Star Wars Battlefront 2 on Sunday as well
Word on the street is the stream time is gonna be bad so I'm gonna run a delay
And she had 500 bits
Hey, I appreciate the profit of it is probably
You don't even have to uh, donate
Just donate if you want to send a message one hundred
Just one hundred reads the message anyways
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That's like oh
Look at that. That's like nine times
That's like fucking owns me. Oh my god, bro
That's cheered 100 bits. You are forgotten to hold you at the dark more
I'm literally getting on the bottom
Oh my god, it's a double tap, not a triple tap.
It's a double tap, not a triple tap.
Yo, all right, yo, yo, shut the fuck up!
title of the stream is this won't be a long stream sit back grab your popcorn grab lotion
and or lubricant if you're into that let's go don't do the second part
there's nothing better for the flag
twipped swap unders fork cheered 100 bits hey junkie it's me now quit acting like you
are beating deadlocked and get on comedy night
What were you saying, bro?
Come here here.
What's up?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
I would have literally or a farmed you right there.
Oh my God.
No.
Bro, if we could do that double spike, that's a new vest.
We are not allowed permission to get off of this level until we get new vest.
De-marion at your enter, chaired 106, shut up, spare.
God, that spike rolls. I mean, that spike literally rolls.
Do you guys know that downward clip?
Where he's like,
This tree is owning right now!
Mother of...
AHHHHHH!
That's what I've been talking about this fight, bro.
This first spike in the first wave section.
The first spike in the first wave section, I can't fucking get past this thing.
The first bottom spike in the first wave section, I can't beat it.
Tell us under score hairline, cheered 100 Bix player the watch jungle.
I've heard of Bix reviews about that game though.
One percent if we stay on this exact same pace and play deadlock every day will be
it in 66 days but fuck that I'm about to listen to Rocky Motivation and beat the entire
level.
019 shared 100 bits, Hygel go just took did a little road trip around Florida places
fire might move here. Here we go. This is what I need to get a new vest.
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I can feel the cortisol spike up every time you talk.
It's actually not the hardest part of the level is just the first wave first wave portion
the hardest part bro.
Yeah, couple of birthlats.
Gambling got cheered 100 bits when does stream start.
An hour ago!
A FUCKING HOUR AGO!
What type of bullshit ass question is that?
It's a lot of micro holes.
Joe0369 shared 100 bits, case and pro league jungle.
9 I saw that. I forgot to react to that. It's actually so sick. I saw that this morning.
Alright, alright. Calm. Cool calm collected. 3 C's. Cool calm collected. Let's do it, man.
Snape and Sheared 100 bits. Just jump, bro.
Shut the- Yo, ooooooh my god, there is so much more to the game than that.
There's UFOs, wave portals, ball rolling, like please, if you don't know what you're talking about,
you're out of your element, clearly, just fucking stop. Stop. Don't backseat, all right?
There's like so much more to the game than that.
Ethan, quit. I e-cheered 100 bits. If you value your life, you will end the stream.
Yo. Yo. Hi, guys. The guy that just threatened my life. Ethan. Congratulations, bro. Full
on FBI investigation. Hi, guys. Reporting to the FBI. I'm not even kidding, bro. You
get threatened my life.
It's cheered 100 bits.
Pajon coex me high-vives.
I have great news.
I am pregnant and it's yours.
What is that?
Oh, it reverses.
Yo, high-vives, that's great, man.
So we got a band-eatin'.
What are you- oh you chump, okay.
Got you chump into the orb, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, I think we have this section down, I'm not even kidding.
Fripple!
You have to chump on that.
Uh, fat.
Appreciate that, bro.
Happy Friday to you too, man.
Enjoy the weekend.
What the fuck type of bullshit is that?
You're fat.
That's all your neurons could produce, bro.
Really.
What the fuck type of bullshit is that?
You're fat!
That's all your neurons could produce, bro, really.
All 19 of your brain cells went into that.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
I'm not gonna rage out today!
I'm not, I'm not gonna rage out!
Good morning to you two, cheered 200 bits.
Junko, you got this man.
Deadlock Tint got nothing on you.
You are handsome, you are moving, you are locked. You got this.
And before people say paid chatter or viewbot, yo bro, I appreciate you my boy. Thank you.
It's nice to notice some positivity in here.
Alright, why am I still jumping on that? Am I an infant?
Am I a fucking toddler? Why am I jumping on that?
Violin Shade 100 Bixx.
Mother of God!
Here come a bird of glass.
It's what I've brought to you.
90kai cheered 100 bits. High-rise please fix the stream like earlier when we couldn't
hear the thing.
The thing. The thing. The thing? Bro, again, keep that shit in Losus Chat. I'm not doing
shit. The thing, really. Fucking really.
Why the fuck am I jumping? Oh my god!
Toothquick haughty cheered 100 bits.
Pie jinxed, see I'm coming to Tampa in July for surgery. I want to meet you.
What kind of surgery are you getting, bro?
There is the horror, but why?
I have to be that precise to land on it?
My god!
The fuck is this level?
Bonemke shared 100 bits. Hey, Gilly, when is the next party? Don't forget the baby oil next time. It was very difficult last time
What is that part? What the fuck is that?
Oh my god, all right, let's play
Now we get 40%
It's a double tap but I triple tap, like god I'm playing like shit.
I hate practicing a part and then dying to a part you already know.
Proc bandit cheered 100 bits.
Yo Jinxy, I love you and I was just wondering if you know where Panama City, Florida is.
I'm from there just curious.
Uh, yes, I've never been there though.
It's way since 18, but lately her face seems slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries.
They scream the worst things in life come free to us, cause we're just under the upper
hand.
Go lad, bought a couple grams, and she don't wanna go outside.
Indigo flashchared 100 bucks, more my best home.
She flies through the mud and then sells love to another man.
It's too cold outside and angels die.
So angels die.
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He picked up two thousand eight hundred and twenty eight cheered one hundred bits
Jimmy why did you throw a bit of baby oil at me when I was in Dalton Springs?
Oh my god, we got a gig gig gig wait wait wait wait wait no chat holy pro guys I'm looking
good out there I'm not gonna lie I'm looking fucking good out there chat come on dude seriously
Hey, I think we just, we take our win, 38%.
Progress.
It cheered 200 bits.
Jinxed, so please use practice mode to practice individual parts.
Guys, that's already progress?
That's already progress?
Now we play chess.
And in the, in the flight, she flies through the mudder land.
And in the night, she flies through the mudder land.
Chess.
And in the flight she flies to the muddle land.
And in the night she flies to the muddle land.
Sells love to another man.
It's too cold outside.
All right, Chabba, currently 400 bits by.
You know, we've played Chess for 69 consecutive days.
I don't know what to do in this scenario.
Ethan, quit.
I yeat shared 100 bits.
I'm gonna act like that didn't just go through my eardrums right there, man.
I'm gonna act like that didn't just go through my fucking ears, bro.
Alright, man.
That's what the fuck I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna act like I didn't just hear that stupid shit.
Jonas Turner cheered 100% on me.
Jonas Turner cheered 100 bits, jinxed so you walk like it's heavy. Yes, it has been three
years since Gamer of the Year stopped dragging it.
Alright, nice, okay. Because he did the pawn push thing I have to get my net out of here.
So I'm not going to waste time.
I see the plan here.
Should I?
I can't take with the queen.
I have to.
Yeah, I think we just lose material.
Four-foot kinship, 100 bits.
Sup, Nikki?
When is the flight to Turkey?
You need to go ASAP, my boy.
BTW, you suck.
OK.
High-fives.
Get him out.
By the way, you suck.
Okay, we can already castle.
Bishop was probably the best player there.
He might trade, but if he trades, we got our queen out.
He takes like that.
If we take, we have to take, we have an option.
I can mess up his pot.
Like even though my pot structure is messed up,
we can't castle this.
We have to castle this.
We have to castle this.
We have to castle this.
Just hold Q.
Yo bro, please shut that hold Q shit up.
My God, that shit is on my last nerve.
I can't cancel this way.
We just do a check from like out of space for no reason.
It gets my queen out.
I mean, it accomplishes that.
Checking my night out first though.
I know you only wanna see me when it's dark out.
I know you're sad, I'm like mad, I'm like mad now.
Alex 66 cheered 100 bits.
Let's see, I go zone me every time I walk out on the heart, shut it down my star now.
That's material.
All right.
Now we cancel this way because the politics month over here, chat, can't I, what, what
is he doing?
Okay.
42 cheered 100 bits jinxie your proof that hard work
Consistency and being yourself can take someone really far not in siege obviously, but in life
I
Don't know how that like bro
Well, what do you like? No, no, what's that message to determine it?
Because it's like uplifting and then you just have to throw in some psychotic little jab at the end
you throw in a fucking jab at the end bro yo bro I'm a champion seat this guy
his tongue is ruck okay so it appears that I'm playing against slappy 9 6 9 8
shared 100 bits you should do a full mute stream yo but it's like shit like
this yeah bro what the fuck is the what what what's the end result of a fully
muted stream other than literally nothing happening bro what the fuck is the
point of that man all right let's do yeah but then this hangs the rope oh my
god this queen is gonna be such a fucking issue Ethan quite high he cheered
100 bits jinxed see was a child prodigy on the skin flute again bro bring this
This shit's a loss, bro. I'm not doing this shit, man.
Bring this shit to fucking loss.
I think this protects everything.
Little high paint here, please.
I scared for no reason.
Let's go 40 in the summer.
When to go flesh cheered 100 bits.
Darth my little mall hole.
Yo.
Ah, mods, clean it up.
Let's get him out. Seriously, man.
Mods, let's get him out, bro.
I don't got time for this shit, man.
Seriously. I don't got time for this bullshit.
For realsies, bro. I don't got time for this, man.
I gotta get 5 early-loan checks, okay?
Clutch per picture at 100 bits.
I met you yesterday. It was great that you took a picture with me, but you didn't have to slash my tires and punch my grandma
I've
Literally never done that
Guys, I don't go around hitting grandma's
Don't believe anything you read in my YouTube comments. Oh
Speaking of which I need to go to my Twitter
So chat
This is the YouTube comment of today.
Spastica cheered 300 bits.
JDU should play S&M by Rihanna.
Guys, this is the YouTube comment of the day.
Dantez and Joe are like versions of Ron and Jinxie with Testostero.
Yo, chat, everyone has Testostero.
Like, even if I had less Testostero than Joe, it doesn't mean I have zero Testostero.
This guy just hung his queen.
Alright.
Yo, guys, I don't have...
This guy is hungersqueen, alright, we have a free one.
I don't have less test-tops, bro.
One thousand two hundred and thirty-four cheered three hundred bits.
Thanks for picking up my little sister up from school today.
Thanks, King.
Okay, I've...
Your chat... I've never once did that shit, bro.
Alright, let's just castle.
This guy's literally getting fucking mugged.
He's getting ran off the board.
Bro, you hungersrooped and hungersqueen.
Miho, hang it up, next.
But it's...
Alright, sorry.
I'm actually sorry.
But yeah, bro, what the fuck is this?
Park your 577, cheered 100 bits.
You forgot about Riley and he's hurt.
Watch evil princess video and hero graveyard also.
Miho.
Miho, Miho, I didn't forget about Riley chat.
I just, I literally just forgot about class for now.
I love Riley, bro.
Wait, this is a fork if I take...
No, because that works protected.
Let's get some Bishop Vision going.
Free one discord, each cheered 100 bits. You should try streaming someday. I think you'll be decent at it.
It's all rage bait, it's all, it's all rage bait, yo, chat, we got to react to this.
We got to react to this in the middle of the chess game, we brought in the big guns, let's
get active, welcome to the new thieves, chat, watch this, bro.
Did someone call for new thieves?
No, I'm hot and cold.
I'm so excited if I can't push it out.
Peaceful cheered 100 bits.
Chad.
Hey Jinx Tsy, I just wanted to say our son got bullied a lot in school.
But when the bullies found out he watched your streams,
they started to feel extremely bad for him.
Thanks to you, you're a hero, Jiddy.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
Yeah, but do cases in pro league chat. I mean fucking W's bro. He's gonna dominate. I mean just absolutely fucking W's man.
Absolutely.
Jack's cheered 100 bits. Hold hold hold. So much love from Texas loser.
So is it love or hate? What the fuck is that? Much love from Texas, loser.
Okay, so we have, all right. Wait, can we just put pressure on him?
Or my palm structure is actually like, I'm not even kidding, this is like, this is like, I would do that.
This is like good material, my palm structure.
370807 cheered 100 bits jinxed see I love you don't stop I'm nearly there
So now
This has to take
Queen is under pressure. Let's not blunder that
Although he actually just did like a triple fork what a fucking freak brown
He used to be like a triple fork man.
Alright.
That kid used to cheered 100 bits in back jinx.
See.
Play Detroit become human please best story game ever next to RDR2.
I've heard of that game.
I've heard of that game.
But the next game I'm going to do is The Last of Us man.
I got you bro.
I got you.
This guy's kind of coming back but not really because I'm just going to.
I'm just going to do this
I'm gonna do that
I'll save age 28 shared 100 bits. I hope you open my fan mail before the Minecraft marathon
His next place this chap
Is that me?
No, that's not me.
Well, that play is completely dead now because I'm doing that.
Oh, wait, he hung his rock. Am I fucking stupid?
Bro, he hung his rock.
What am I doing, bro?
He hung his rock.
Okay, take, take.
Wait, I actually...
No, we're good.
We're good.
Yo, bro, I made progress today, bro. Okay, this guy just hung his bishop. All right, this guy's trash
Yo, I'm sorry, man. This guy's not good
This guy hung his bishop his
Queen and his rook in a single game to be fair that was me like a month ago though
But how's he foreign? Maybe he just started
This bro nobody in fordua plays this bad
Well, maybe they do maybe they do and I sort of notice
Okay, so he just completely decides to retrieve this guy's literally getting development log
and now he can't take because of this and then we just do this.
Yep.
And then we have this and yeah, my feedback shared 1000 bits.
We have checkmate like guys, it's just cool.
Oh, we don't checkmate anymore.
Okay.
We have something.
We got to find a way to get the knight involved, no?
Well, wait, no, this is Checkmate.
Abraham off-chirred 100 bits.
Hey, chunky idiot who's the best Batman
and why is it Robert Pattinson?
Check, look at that pose that we just hit.
Like, bro, 463 Evo for the boy.
I mean, this is actually insane.
Bro, I have 400 ego a week.
I'm gonna hit 500 ego this week to play again.
Like, you don't end on a fucking win, ever!
You never end on a win!
Goes for any game.
Oh, this guy's from Finland, chat.
Alex, you're in the chat.
I've actually never played a chess player from Finland.
Yes.
Can you do one death equals one piece of clothing off?
Ma, let's just remove him from the stream.
Yo bro.
Yo, bro, one death equals one piece of clothes.
In what game?
If it's in League of Legends,
I'll have my wiener out in five minutes.
Like, what a game, bro.
What a fucking game.
Cause the Iceman was a nice man,
but now I'm hot and cold.
Kate luncheered 100 bits.
Subject just saw her eyes in tampon strings,
stroking Darth Maul.
Yeah, so that's an example chat of a person
whose brain is literally exploded.
Like his brain is fried, bro.
Bro, like his brain is fucking destroyed, bro.
Literally.
So what if I go on an undefeated streak
and hit five at a deal right now?
What if I go on an undefeated streak
and hit five at a deal right now, Jack, together?
2,935 cheered 100 bits.
Jinx, see what do you call your followers?
like Beyonce has the beehive.
Bro, I don't know, I guess just chat, dude.
Oh, he's doing my move, okay.
So come play out of this game.
Take, take, this opens up.
I wanna be able to start to develop this way anyways
and then castle.
Alex 66 shared 100 bits.
Junco, when is the collab with my mom?
The jiddlers.
I'm a proud jiddler, the jiddies.
Yo, guys, I'm trying to not end up
in a fucking police station.
I'm not calling you guys the jiddlers.
What the fuck is this shit, bro?
Literally, this pawn's hanging,
but doesn't this guy just have like checkmate or something?
All right, but these guys want some weird shit.
It's Andy Chee at 200 bits.
High-vives play choosing Texas by Ella Langley.
If he takes the knight, I can take with my pawn.
Then he has Queen takes check.
I think I could block with the knight.
I could block with the knight.
Yeah, we're good.
Because any take, take, yeah, we're good for them.
Everything's perfected.
All right, this is the highest number of clicks.
100 bits, YouTube stream for Wenhoney.
It's live right now.
It's live right now.
All right, everybody just calm the fuck down and focus.
So here's what's gonna happen.
He's gonna have to retreat.
Oh my God.
Retreat, retreat, retreat.
He's gonna have to retreat his queen.
What's Castle? King's Safety number one? What safety is number one for us?
GD I have a motivational song for you to listen to. It's called Heavy is the Crown.
It's from League of Legends. It'll help you get challenger. It has faker in it.
Trust me. It'll help me get challenger as if like, yo man, let me tell you something about League of Legends dude.
I legitimately believe I could dedicate the rest of my human life to that game throw away my streaming career and play League for 15 hours a day and
Literally do like blow and I would never a challenger never
My golden league to be completely honest is just to pass that way
100 bits thanks for the pick yesterday, but you slashed my tires and punched my grandma
So this is the second human being up today that said I punched his grandma
Bro was avoiding
Bro was avoiding the Bishop taking the night and didn't realize that I pinned his rook
I'm still fucking locked into the HR. I'm not even kidding
Wait, this is like the worst case scenario
No, no, no, no.
Have it underscore builds, cheered 500 bits.
Yo homie, you got to run some build battles sometime.
Bro, I actually want to,
I'm gonna start streaming a little more Fortnite chat.
I wanna play Evil Fortnite with Loze.
That's gonna be the first Fortnite stream I do.
I wanna play Evil Fortnite with Loze chat.
That'd be like two hours of just cinema.
Like, I do kind of miss Fortnite.
Also, I've never in my life made Fortnite on PC,
so I'm assuming it's gonna be a lot better.
Rui Ben Bouterback, cheered 100 bits.
Yo Jinx, do you give me my charm?
I have Skites Varsity Gamja Induzee's charm,
but not yours to her deal.
Stop WR6.
No, if you don't have my charm,
it's you have like on-link and relink your account.
If that doesn't work, you have to contact
maybe Soft Connect.
Wait chat, do you think he sees this?
Chat, I have a gambit.
If I push this pawn, he might just mindlessly take
and then he doesn't see this.
Bro, chat, at 480 elo, I've got him sees this.
I'm gonna be honest, I wouldn't see it.
No med 11, cheered 100 bits.
Jinxed, see why fat ugly?
Okay, so chat, watch what I'm gonna do, okay?
I'm gonna push this pawn because he's gonna panic
and be like, oh, he gave me a free pawn.
And then hangs his queen.
Watch.
I just hope my vision doing that. Oh my god. I didn't realize that the Queen could...
Oh my god.
Get Bill 42 cheered 200 bits. Jinxy, you're so top tier. Not in siege, obviously, but
in life.
He didn't see it. Oh my god. Bro, my strategy was so brain dead, I actually need to get
smart for 400 oh my god you didn't see it that's actually so fucking funny holy shit
thousand areas okay no my shit came with the he sees maybe
Alicia I cheered 100 bits hey jinxed see me and my boyfriend love watching your
streams love from England hey appreciate the kind words thank you
Jack take take take take take take take take take take take take take take take take my virginity
okay take take take take night moves
Jonas Tona cheered 100 bits jinxed so you walk like it's heavy yes it has been
three years since Gamer of the Year. Stop dragging it, John.
Okay, Chad, look, take, he has to move. Okay. Focus. He has to move.
Yes, the movie can. No, my ship came with the seas, baby.
All right, there's definitely a player. Chad, one thing about
chess is there's always
she had 200 bits. Thanks for
being real. Much love.
Well, you know, I'll trade
material anytime you want. Let me
trade material. If I'm on material,
bro, I'll be the biggest material
trader you've ever seen in your
fucking life, mate.
Your chat. I might do something
absurd.
Oh, wait, my book's hanging.
Oh, my fucking God, I didn't see
that.
Dude, my book was hanging.
was hanging. Wait, that was actually a bad place. Then he does this.
What a bad-
TOKYO underscore M12, cheered 100 bits. Hello, Jinx. I'm from Bulgarian.
Can you put a song for me? Name, they run by Jose Barrios. Thanks.
Right, whatever. I'm live on YouTube now, so if I play a song, it's gonna get
fucking copyright strike. Okay. Queen check. Rook here.
Alright, queen check, king moves, he has two legal moves, this, this, oh wait that was
like the worst move.
Check again.
Slappy9029698, cheered 200 bits, you should do a mute stream.
Yo bro shut that stupid shit up, seriously.
My God!
Check again, where I'm gonna literally have
his king running in circle shots.
Bro, if we win this,
shy stuff.
All right, let's first off do this.
We have like a Godbrook that can't die.
And then we'll do the move.
I don't know, it's got me.
When to go flesh cheered 100 bits,
Darth my little mall hole.
Yo, okay.
Yo, yo, hi-fives!
Like, we need mods today.
Darth your middle hole.
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with your brain, man?
The fuck is that supposed to mean?
Okay, yo, let me cut your-
J0 RD2 an underscore cheered 100 bits. Hey, you got this mr. Tightness
Wanna come over again and show me your Darth tight hole person in suit levitating emoji
No, I'm not this
Person in suit levitating a not this
Enough with that stupid ass fucking emoji
Rook moves Queen takes we have a triple battery in the center of the board
His king is literally getting Riley read it
Hangs the Rook
See bro, I'm way better than this evil
This is what I'm trying to say the last guy was just handing out material this guy Jeff if I play more games today
I can get like six hundred twelve cheered 100 bits. Jacks cheered 102 girls
Oh, what's so you brought up in GD?
He's called society
What just happened? Guys, we're at our all-time elo, 471 elo, can't end on a loss, lock in.
We're not gonna end on a loss or fiber elo, nothing in between, let's fucking go bro.
Last week I hit 400 elo, this week we hit 500.
My shit came with the heat see it's land and ten cheered 100 bits. Hey jinxed see big fan broke. Keep it up love you, bro
Thank you, also where Darth Maul get his shoes over gene emoji peach emoji over gene emoji
Actually, what's it do when they do this fuck is that the huge that he just puked onto the board
Oh my god, I actually don't know what to do here, I just said I don't know, this isn't
good, this isn't good.
Alright, clean up, just take, I need to clear up the board, it's getting like clogged.
Chad, we're about to get back to you.
Chad, if I take...
He might think I'm threatening the knight, but in reality I'm threatening the queen.
He might be worried like, oh my god, he's coming for my knight, but in reality I'm
threatening this.
Oh my god, I'm gonna be honest, I probably wouldn't even see this.
Solid fuck.
How to be, you know, I feel like what an idiot would do is take.
Jack his Queen literally cannot be involved in the game until he handles this Bishop. So why don't we just
Why don't we just make him handle the Bishop?
Do I'm saying like let's just leave the Bishop here the whole fucking game because if our everything's underscore great shared 100 bits
Want to get better pray to God?
Yo, shut up. All right
I have
All right, he's opening up his Queen a little bit now
This is check, but the problem is he has King takes and then I don't have anything
So let's just retreat
No much it came with the heat seats, baby
Guys, I think we just leave this here. I'm not even kidding and if he tries to get his bishop out
Okay, just cheating mark one cheered 100 bits. Do you do cameo?
No
Yo
Okay, check. Hear me the fuck out, bro. This guy's cooked. His queen's out of the game.
His... okay. How do I capitalize on this?
Alright, first things first.
Hotdog dog cheered 100 bits. Yo junkie, good luck on the level. By the way, if you don't
finish the level today, I'm going to touch you.
Well, spoiler alert, bro. I didn't finish the level. You're gonna just oh my god. He did the thing. He did the thing. Okay
Well, I need to do this chat. Oh my god. I have such a good play plan
Chat I want to do this so then I can do that and then he can't take because I have that but then the problem is this blocks this
So I need to do I
I need to do the, now, but then that walks.
Cow, cow, 455 shared 100 bits.
Are you still doing the diamond gym challenge, Junco?
Yes, bro.
2026, I'm going to the diamond gym.
I don't have the exact date yet,
but yes, I'm going to the diamond gym.
And I will survive.
Yes, bro.
Yes.
Okay.
He moves.
Oh, no, wait.
I just messed up my entire play.
I was supposed to move this on.
I'm actually fucking stupid as fuck.
All right.
I'm supposed to-
Rollie, 1,234 cheered 100 bits.
Can you pause the stream I'm going for a nap?
Yo, no!
Bishop check here.
Ooh.
Now it's getting frisky for him.
Bro, check.
His legal moves are this, or that, or that.
These erodes peer-checked 100 bits.
Much love when are we collaborating on Facebook Live.
Wait, he goes here? That's his only legal move.
Wait, check me.
Oh my god, I almost hung my queen.
Oh my god chat, I almost hung my queen.
Okay, there has to be a checkmate on the board there.
Oh, up Siege to take a shared 100 bits. Hey Nick make it stink for me.
And he's like, if I go here and then I go here, he can't take it because he has checked.
No much.
Maybe we're down to minutes. We're up to material and this guy has.
Yeah, this was the, this was the exact play I wanted chat right here.
That's fine, you can have my knife.
Orgundascore for Undascore life, Undascore cheered 100 bits.
Hijinks see from Scotland call you tell my friend to stop selling my elo.
Should I have checkmate? I have checkmate in one.
I actually like, this is the best chance I've ever played in my life.
Holy shit! I have checkmate in one!
Can't take, can't take, can't take, can't take.
Can't run. Can't run.
I have checkmate in one if he doesn't find a way to block it.
Watch him just spaz and like take my night. That'd be funny. Bro. Checkmate one. This is me
100 bits. Why did the Darth chicken mall the cross?
Answer fuck you
Okay, he found like but then we kind of settle fork it's like this isn't bad at all
Actually, no that is because then he just gets his queen out of me trade Queens
God, if I had a way to like, I don't really want to trade Queens, man.
Wait.
777 cheers 100 bits.
Hello, JD. Please keep singing on stream.
Chat seems to hate it and I want the chat miserable.
I mean, I don't know if we should have traded Queens.
Queen's was probably stupid about whatever. I'd never lose any games with a Queen.
That's hanging. Central Knight. Jack, correct or incorrect? Is this not the best chess I've ever
played? Correct or incorrect? Jack, just type correct or incorrect?
TK underscore warrior 07 cheered 100 bits, just beat it already, it's not that hard.
That's an interesting position to be in, I don't want to drop my Bishop.
I don't know what dirty Sanchez means, man.
Offer a material trade?
Bro, if he ends up trading material, I have a...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm actually disgusting. If he trades material, I have a royal fork.
Or no, not a royal fork, but I have a fork.
From Tai Chi, cheered 100 bits. Don't come to Illinois unless you want to be an urban legend.
Che, do you see that fork? Hey, bro, if he trades, I don't know what he could do.
His best place to run is Bishop away.
way. He chooses to not run his bishop away. All right. He can, no he can't. Yeah, this
guy's, this guy's ass. Bro, I'm actually, I think Chess is like finally clicking. Bro,
I got-
Tossing on the score, Jade, 100 bits. Who do you think you are?
Okay, this is not loads of streaming. Yo, I can still just do the fork anyways. He can't
take with the king because the bishop has vision and now his rooks are four bro this
guy is I'm not even kidding this guy is getting brutally fucking maw like he's not even
blundering I'm just banding him over a table and cream but
Librian 521 shared 100 bits ever think about trying for honor again perhaps you
I could get someone to teach you.
Yeah, I'm a side bro.
That's what I fucking thought.
Now I'm like 400 again, don't worry.
Yo chat, three consecutive wins in a row.
Three consecutive wins in a row, guys.
Chess is finally clicking.
We're about to hit five already though.
Three consecutive wins in a row.
Chess is finally clicking.
It's actually getting terrified.
I'm actually, I might get on Rocket League today. I think I will. I'm feeling very, I'm feeling very uh, uh, uh, uh, sweaty today.
Bro, like I said, chat, we, we finally won our first Rocket League tournament.
Now we need to do our original mission of Rocket League when I got up to the game is get diamond.
We're currently Plat 1, we were Plat 2, but we dropped.
And our boss can go in 7,655 cheered 100 bits.
Jinxy playboys don't cry by the cure.
I can't keep a straight face.
No dear, I'm not kidding.
I'm sick of the chase.
I can feel my head still spinning, digging my own grave, thinking about all those rooms, counting down the days.
Julian 518 has cheered 100 bits, do a bro versus bro versus hi-vis, also say hi to Brent.
I'm not even kidding, I think 3 wins and we're 500-0.
Insane by the way, literally insane.
This doesn't hang anything right.
Skinner cheered 500 bits. Will you ever get you see in Clashmiss when you're grind with Riley?
I've already got you seen Clash. I got a top 1700 bro. I don't know if I can get any higher than that.
I lose material because take take and then he gets the last laugh.
Lil Marabh cheered 100 bits, Junco I love you bro you're so genuine and keep doing anything
you're doing man makes me happy to see you excel in life.
Love you bro thank you man. He pushes this, this could be a problem actually.
Okay let's let's let's let's get frisky here.
He has two two pieces that attack the square and I have three so I
I screwed 100 bits is there a food court at the Darth Maul
Oh he ends up finding that. Oh it's actually really really really good play by him.
Well let's just do this bro let's calm down.
Oh, he's actually like,
Hey, Tyvi's 77 cheered 100 bits.
Hi, Vis, I demand you to spawn Ronnie.
Okay, this is gonna be interesting.
He goes here. I can't take back because Knight has vision on Pawn.
I have no checks.
I have Bishop takes, followed up by Knight takes, Knight takes, or Knight takes, Queen takes and then we attack...
David, JC cheered 100 bits. Do you stream on the Darth Maul?
Yo, bro, oh my fucking god!
I cannot let him have it, he's hanging his book, he's hanging but he's gonna see it,
he's gonna see it.
I couldn't do it.
Two hard one shared 100 bits, Dante sends Jason one V1 RN.
if he okay oh my god I actually won the game if he doesn't if he doesn't move
this because look I have takes but he has takes and then I have takes in the
check bro I actually would get his rook and his clean off the board and I would
only lose a bishop if this guy doesn't move his rook the game's over but even
then the game still over anyway because it's land intention 105 bits
Hey John, co-big fan, bro, keep it up love you, bro.
So I could just take the rook, right?
But isn't this just checkmate in one?
No, it's not, I'm stupid.
Let's take the rook,
because then if he takes, I have tape.
Oh, wait, it's this guy, this guy's stupid.
Checkmate in one?
Checkmate in one.
Okay, that's his only legal move.
Smooth one jail, shared one hundred bits, your jinxed sea love you man have a great day.
It's his only legal move, love you too bro.
And then I just do this, yeah, he can't take it because I have takes, I mean he can take,
but I have this.
Alright, I'm gonna just mod him the fuck out of everyone I'm playing, like this is actually
disgusting.
This is the best chat I've ever played chat.
I had a miss, what?
Bro chat, I'm literally just mothin' the fuck out of everything.
Appreciate that man.
Guys, we are two wins away from Fiverty Lo.
Lock the fuck in, holy shit!
Countin' down the days.
Two wins away from Fiverty Lo, this is actually insane.
I think the TTS makes me play better, I don't know.
I'm also just playing faster. Like the other days I would play slow and disloose.
Treggie underscore seven makes sure that 100 bits. High-wise I want to gamble so put some
predictions on pretty please pookie bear.
Okay, check. The best chess I've ever played in my life has happened today. We should have
took with the Queen this guy's so fucking bad.
Solis underscore hairline cheered 100 bits, play over watch Junko Funko Dungo.
Guys, this looks like such a nasty play right here.
I mean it's not nasty, but hey, at the end of the day, bro, I think I want to trade because,
yeah, I want to trade because I want to, it's hard to explain, I don't want to be taking like that.
So I want to initiate the trade.
All right, and at the end of the day, bro
Blues pray it's a cheered 100 bits hijinks. Do you still practice football or not?
I've taken a little bit of a break, but I'm gonna probably get back into training soon. I'm gonna do more training videos
I think
Take a little bit of break though
Okay, that move is very predictable
And then look man, we just reset
I'm going to go with the city.
Stat lines cheered 100 bits.
Can you tell my boy writer from
Hamilton, Ontario that he is not good at siege.
Rider from Hamilton, Ontario, you're not going to see.
I don't know why I needed the city.
Jack, you know, Jack.
were cities in Canada. I didn't know they were states or also known as provinces. I did not know
that. That literally sent me into shell shock when I found that out.
Lixie air cheered 100 bits. You should watch Chris Long. He holds all the juice world sessions
and snippets. Please react. New song dropped to day two.
If you if I do this I can quickly cast him this way I messed up because I need this open
I need this open
I'm not shitting with the useless brain video.
The Bigel Cipper cheered 100 bits, is it a long stream because you want longer content
or is it because you're just absolute cheats at video games?
I'm trying to think.
If I castle, I castle, which is fine.
If I do this, I just cast it, so I'm like, just cast it.
Oh my God, they're casting itself, because I have this.
Okay, so if I do this, I think first thing I should do is this, like a sneaky move.
I'm going to open up this whole thing.
Temtex underscore 30 cheered 100 bits.
Hey, Judy, why didn't the chicken wear underwear?
Because his back is on his face.
That's like a sneaky little play
because now we're opening up the Bishop's lane.
And then we have this, which forks these,
but he has to take.
And then we take the queen,
And then we have the Bishop protecting.
And by moving the night here, we have about this.
God, the country cheered 100 bits.
Junco, if you like legal, you love smite.
Smite, I've heard that game.
So, okay, chat.
If I go here, we're attacking this and this.
But we're also, if he doesn't answer it,
we have a night takes check.
He's gonna answer it.
I'm gonna go here.
He's gonna go here.
Oh my God, he ended up.
Whoa.
He's kinda glistening to this.
Junko one brain cell cheered 500 bits.
Hey, Junko, I just started golfing.
My home has city-owned golf courses and it's pretty cheap.
Thanks for putting me on.
Pete, bro.
What do you say Queen takes now?
What do you say Queen takes now?
Rook's not threatening, because Rook has vision.
Okay, here, put pressure onto the... Queen.
Wait, I think I just found the absolutely disgusting play.
Guys, guys.
Pixelpeak God 6,969 shared 100 bits.
Hey, Jinx, he just wanted to say you're doing great.
Thank you, man.
Jack.
take, take, take, and we just trade material. I'm up to material, so I should just, I mean
all my play does is just force trades, but I mean, if I'm up to material I should be
forcing trades eh? Bro I think Chastis finally started to click for me man, I'm not even kidding.
It works cheered 100 bits, jinxed sead full metal alchemist brotherhood to your anime watch list, it's the best anime ever. Also watch cyberpunk edge runners.
Okay so chat, listen up. If he takes, I take. If he takes, I take.
If he does nothing, I take and we trade material.
Which we want to trade material because we're up to material and we're up time.
We just got to lean on.
Sidious vibes cheered 100 bits.
Hey, Judy, it's me.
Could you teach me how to grow my pepperoni nips like yours?
Yeah, man. I'll get right on that, man.
Take, take.
That's pretty naughty. That's a naughty play
Take take and then we have take we have take
Okay, I'm actually playing so good. This is actually terrifying. I'm about to be fabulous. I don't know why
But I'm just accent. Oh the Dexchid 100 bits. How many hours do you have in this game daddy?
Your chat. I'm not even kidding
He's in his Bishop just hanging
bro and then we have mate in one oh my okay or no it's not me because the
fucking queen is such a bailout queen is such a bailout for shit players dude
what dude it's almost me how can I get a $39,012 cheered 100 bits sending love
from Georgia thanks for keeping my work day entertaining thank you I believe in
you well check here we just trade rooks and queens and he just has no fucking
material left but bro I feel like I could just outplay this guy wait I thought
I had to make for a second I was gonna say I feel like I just outplayed this guy
with a queen so I don't actually want to trade things the problem is he has this
bullshit man that's such a big sip of shit 100 bits is it a long stream because
you want longer content or because you're just absolute cheeks at video games.
Let me move GTS really quick. How's that checkmate?
That was the sneakiest checkmate I've ever seen in my life.
You built up a lead then, mate? Ouch! Let's see how to hold on to that advantage.
Your opponent's playing E4, the most popular move ever. White protects a pawn and attacks
Black's center. You just snagged a free pawn. That's what I call a bargain. Let's go.
Their better move was to attack the queen with a... This move loses a bishop. Not great, Bob.
Bob! You just snapped up that bishop for free. Can't beat that. You allowed the opponent to checkmate
the king. Oh my god. I hate just literally putting my nuts on somebody's forehead and then just getting
cheesed by some weird shitty checkmate oh my god that's what the rook in the
second rank is just broken well a bro we have four wins one loss I was bound to
blunder I was gonna be bound to blunder dude you disappointed him yeah I
know no I'm not blind guys I play good bro I play good all day I play good at
all day man all right let's go on comedy tonight
I'm gonna go pee. I'll be back. Comedy night time! Comedy night!
All right chat red and roll
Yo, yo, yo, what's good, boys?
Hi, Tixie.
Hello.
Guys, how's everybody doing tonight, man?
Tixie.
Tixie.
Okay.
Is this like...
I
Guys we gotta get in the stage here
Okay, I'll get on stage. What's Goofy's favourite book?
A Huffleberry Finn!
Hello?
What's up man?
So, what more does get his sneakers from me?
What more, man?
Laubrin Scrooge.
Hey, agency.
I'm with 50,000 people watching.
watching okay i'm not here to make you laugh jinxie i'm here to prove a point okay hear me out
jinxie can we play simon says yeah what's up man what is it simon says say ha ha
I made you laugh!
Give me my money!
Hey Jimmy!
Yo, Swipsot!
How does the Darth Vader get to the mall?
How, how, how does he get to the mall?
The Darth Clawar!
Yo Jimmy!
Why was Darth Molley?
Yo, Swipsot, you're in the car!
I'm in the car!
I'm in the car!
I'm in the car!
I'm in the car!
Yo, Swipsop, you're in the crowd.
Yeah.
Poggling was packed at the Dothmall.
OK, yeah.
Yo, Swipsop, Swipsop, you're doing this thing where you're
seeing the crowd.
Jimmy, you loved.
I didn't laugh.
Jimmy, what are you laughing at?
Swipsop, you're doing this thing where you're screaming
in the crowd.
Just wait till you're in the stage, Swipsop.
OK.
All right.
I got to make my joke.
All right, let's go, let's go, let's go, go, go, go.
Go with your joke.
Why was Darth Maul late?
Why?
Paul King was packed to the Darth Maul.
I just have to get up the bottom of me, bro.
I don't know.
This thing's never going to go away.
Hello, GDNator.
All right.
Why did this character run out of work?
Why?
Because it was outstanding in the field.
GDNator.
Yo, Snoop, what's up, man?
What do you guys think is the ghost of the third world?
What?
Tixie falling in a chair.
Tixie, you're the last to get it right.
Yeah.
Tixie.
I don't understand.
What this is?
Yo, what's up, man?
The ceiling.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who's there?
Who's there?
I eat mop.
Why do you eat mop?
You didn't say it right, you guys.
You guys say who who?
That's a good joke
Swip shot put a sock in it when you're in the crowd
J. Diddy was good. Yo, uh, not not a spot with that name, man. Not a spot with that name
Why did our pay to go to the mall?
Why
to get his dark sneakers.
Junkie!
Do you remember me?
Are you?
Yes, Swimstop. Yes. Well, how you been, bro? You been good, man?
I've been good.
I've been good.
I guess?
But I have a question.
Why did you tell me to make sure Shag couldn't get in the comedy night?
I I never said that bro. I never said that
Make a new room. He said he told you told
you to get rid of
I guess I never said to get rid of shags flip-stop. What type of blasphemous shit is this?
But okay, Jimmy
Jimmy I have a joke for you. Okay. What is it? I
I heard this funny one. So here it goes.
Where how did the Mr. Paul go to the second floor?
Wow.
She, he did it.
The elevator.
Because it's like elevator, but the Vader.
Because it's dark.
I want to die.
Hello, drinks.
How are you?
How's it going, bro?
What is your joke, man?
bro okay what do you call the line of clients outside of barbershop what bbq
barbecue I don't get it guys the joke is like barbecue what's up dude do I know
No stitch like Lilo and Stitch?
Yeah Lilo.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Marjalo means family.
Family who can love people.
Oh Lilo that has so fucking clever.
Oh my gosh.
Oh Lilo.
I get it. I get it.
I'm not kidding.
I don't get it.
Hello?
Oh my god.
Bro
It's actually
Goonga ding
Anyways
So
Where did the mall after shopping the Darth food court?
No
Where
I know I get it
What's that where does Darth Vader shop? Oh my God where?
Dwarf is on
Oh my God, I want to die. Yo, what's up?
Can you pause coming right so I can think of a joke?
Or we could just skip your turn and wait till the next one.
No way, I got it, I got it.
What do you use to eat with?
A fork.
No, the dark mouth.
Wait.
Jinxie, I have a Would You Rather question.
What's up, bro?
Would you rather fuck a goat and no one knows or not fuck a goat but everyone thinks you fuck the goat like you're the guy who fucked a goat?
I would say, um, not, I would not fuck a goat, yeah.
But then everyone thinks you fucked a goat.
Yeah, but bro, it's a dumb question anyways, because no matter what I say, it's bad.
It's just a shitty question.
I'm fucking that goat.
No, I said the opposite I wouldn't fucking go
Can you turn your mic up it's really hard to hear you in the game. Yo, can you hear me now?
Kind of let's see here
Dixie, why did Michael Jackson have an allergic reaction?
Why?
Because he got stung by a bee!
Yo, Dixie, how's it going?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yo, Dixie, how's it going?
What do you call, Dixie?
All Mexicans in quicksand.
What'd you call it, Jigsaw Mexicans in quicksand?
4-5
Jigsaw you left up my joke pay up
Guys, we don't have to do the pays anymore, bro, this is for love of the game
Hello?
Hello, hello, what is your joke?
Okay, so, um, what do you call a funny planet?
We're like a happy planet.
What?
You be there!
Shot the freak off!
What is it?
You be there?
Dinky!
Dinky!
Yo, Swipstop!
What's up, bro?
Okay.
I have a fun proposition for you.
Okay.
What the fuck is it, bro?
What?
So, you remember how I won $400 the last time you were here?
It was supposed to be $500.
Yeah, I remember. Yeah. Okay, so I challenge you to a game of chess and if I win, you have to double it. Okay.
Miho. Miho. I'm not playing you in chess, bro.
Jinky. Why?
Yeah
What's up, bro, too, what do you call two black men in a red blanket?
A kick that
Hey, jimmy
Yeah, one sping yesterday. I saw you hit my little sister. Why did you do that?
I don't I don't I don't I don't
randomly hit me this all stemmed
from this brain rot YouTube
comment section. What's up man?
Hmm
So why did
That ball keep the receipts
the Genki
Why um in case you have to
Return it to a lot from springs
You give
Yeah, where does talk later go for vacation?
Where
There it is, there it is.
I just, I don't understand.
I don't understand. Wait, Shag made his own room? Shag?
Shag, kick somebody, man.
Shag made his own room?
Alright chat, lock the fucking dude, alright, that was, I like, I was rapidly depleting
Brighton sells there now it is time to become a diamond in Rocket League lock
the fucking I'm not playing with boggles I'm not gonna like my fucking yellow on
fire I'm gonna play the game and do good mood a cop and we've been moving up in
on twitch bro me hoe what
Twitch or in-game?
Yo, Mooda, my chat's in, you got banned?
Yes, boy, I got banned!
In what?
On Twitch, sure.
You're live right now.
I can see you.
Yeah, they finally brought me back, bro. They brought me back, JC.
So you got banned and then you got unbanned 11 minutes ago?
Yes, bro, yes, yes.
But like okay, why'd you get banned?
No, miho miho
Muda you have 30,000 viewers because you made it bro
No, like Muta dead ass bro. I'm proud of you man. For real.
Bro, yes bro. 30,000 viewers. You did this shit bro.
I saw you making a list the other day bro out of 1% best streamers right now bro what would you put me on bro?
Miha, Murat, uh, bro no congratulations dude 30k viewers bro like that you did this shit Murat
like this is you bro
I wouldn't be here without you, bro.
I wouldn't be here without you, bro.
You picked me up when I had like two K, three K viewers
about dates, so I appreciate it about dates.
All right, let's address the 9,000 pound
elephant in the room.
Mura, how long have you been getting view-bodied for?
Bored.
Like last week, oh, last week.
Dude, I, dude, Twitch, I'm not even kidding.
Two weeks ago, Asian Jeff was getting view-bodied
to like a hundred K viewers every day for like a month.
Hi guys was getting,
bro hi guys got viewbotted to 60 K viewers like two days ago.
Chai didn't Dante has got viewbotted too he said?
Dante has getting viewbotted.
Bro they're like viewbotted like everyone
that I've ever spoken to.
Like what the fuck is going on Chai?
Is this guy like trying to send me a message?
You collab with me, I get b-boned.
You collab with high-mives, he gets b-boned.
Now second, you start collabing with Doncest,
he gets b-boned.
But you're not the one getting b-boned.
Holy shit, where?
Aware, yeah.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie that I,
dude, oh my god.
What are you getting at here, bro?
Do you think I'm like the final boss?
You think I'm like the final boss of b-boned?
behind all of this, no?
Are you the final boss behind all of this?
Bro, I don't know, no.
Are you trying to get everyone's shadow band?
So you're the only streamer left?
So, Muda, let me get this straight, bro.
You think I'm running a viewbotting fucking
mafia mob ring where I'm viewbotting all of my friends
so they all get shadow banned in band
And then there's no one else to watch beside me.
Yeah.
It's actually not even a bad shout.
That sounds like a good fucking brilliant idea, bro.
And it sounds like something you would do.
All right, bro.
Well, Mooda, hey, bro, no.
You did this, bro.
Yo, hi guys, report Mooda to Twitch, bro.
No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Yes, bro, hey have a beautiful fan tab in a state with him
Bro in whatever site you're using for viewbox, let me know man. All right, and I hung up so you couldn't say anything
And whatever site you're using for Viewbox, let me know.
Bro!
I'm on Viewbody!
Rest in peace to the moon, bro.
GG.
GG to...
GG to his Twitch, bro.
Chad, let's check Twitch.
Let's see what everybody's doing.
Let's see what Ron's doing, Chad.
Like, should we make sure this is good?
Like, surely we make sure this is good.
Night, right?
Okay, Ron has ice cream.
So...
I cut to Ron stream bro. Mind you yesterday. He's talking about getting a six pack and getting into the best shape of his life
I cut to Ron stream and he's grabbing vanilla ice cream. Let's go to Dante's
Okay, don't this is queuing for a league match classic let's go to the XQC
He's to be a no-to-climate. I mean how XQC's reacting classic
Okay, let's go to Ludwig
Okay, I think he's making a song nice go to Joe
Why would he continue driving up and down there had to be some kind of medical or there's be
So I'm not even kidding, bro
I would let Joe do unspeakable acts to my asshole, bro
What I could see someone doing this to some dumbass I did do it after high school
I drove around the same son chat. I would let Joe Bart do unspeakable actions to the Senate's doing
There thanks God in hindsight that did not happen because now I would have sushi master today. Okay. Okay. Let's see what Tyler one's doing
Yeah, I don't know what to do.
Yeah, Tyler was so cool, bro.
See what Jason's doing.
Yeah, I don't know, bro.
It's up to you.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes.
You know what I'm saying?
But you feel me and.
Look like a cool day out in Twitch today.
Y'all looking like a cool day out in Twitch today.
Alright guys, let's get it on rock-a-dink.
Alright, how many of these wheels do I fucking need?
Licks with the 100 gifted!
Put the Yega Black Ice in my ass!
W risk man
Play with boggles. Yo, bro. I'd rather drive my car off the cliff man. No, I'm not playing with boggles
He's the reason why I d-rank bro
Bro boggles get out of my chat for realsies boggles get the fuck out of my chat, bro
Bros the LARP King
Yo chat, does anybody in this fucking chat even know what Mark means, bro?
Seriously.
Jinxy, L for not watching RLCS.
Yo man, I'm gonna watch tomorrow, okay?
I swear to you, I'm gonna watch tomorrow.
Alright, time to get platinum too.
Everybody focus, everybody lock in, everybody concentrate.
There's no god damn reason why I shouldn't be diamond.
Highbites go TTF back on.
Wait, actually I got it.
No, my shit game.
Clips BBG.
That's a goal.
What? I got dunked on?
Mid boost. Got it.
God my guy at the way guy at the way
I go I go Treggie underscore seven cheered 100 bits. How do you make mood as no six inches? We cut it in half
I gotta be shooting that way
I'mma take myself out of the play like that.
Ya boi, I just cheered 100 bits.
Hey Jinx, are you even trying?
That's smart.
That's smart.
Yo chat!
I said quicker!
What do you think I said?!
Yo, huh.
I'm gonna lose so many fucking brain cells today, man.
FUCK!
King Chase cheered 100 bits.
Hey Jinx, see, check, case, and tweet.
Let's go, W.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay, okay.
7000 pound elephant in the room.
Zekni is a smurf.
He did a ground pinch, into a double tap, into that.
Jack, good ol' rocket smurf.
Or smurf league is a better name.
But like...
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Yo, bro, I appreciate the kind of words, man, but bro, like, talk to somebody dude.
chat chat hear me out bro I'm not even kidding when I say this Rocking has more
smurfs than any other game in the entire world. Bro imagine the song goes a
couple of pretty flowers no idea what you're singing. Oh my god I dunked on him
chat do you see that and I hit a spark
That was the best plan I ever made in my life.
I dunked on him, and then hit his car.
Come on.
Get in there, come on, that's bad, bad.
Bro!
more hahaha. Jack, think about how much of a degenerate, disgusting, sociopathic, loser,
freak, greaseball you have to beat to smurf in a video game. Like, bro, bro, this guy probably
gets literally passed around in like diamond three lobbies, so then he just makes the flat
account to feel good about himself. Jump equals smurf. Are you brain dead? Cheating Mach 1,
She has 200 bits do you do cameos?
Row
Hi guys, we should play we should do Mario Kart stream, bro. How do I get Mario Kart the hot dive? I need a DS
This guy's fucking loser, bro
X1 has e-shared 100 bits, stuck in traffic can really start streaming 5.
Yo, NO!
I demoed the smurf, you gotta score that, yes.
Fuck me, god.
Yeah, Mario Party.
Chat, what is it on?
The switch too.
Okay, high-five.
Research how to set that up and then I'll buy everything.
I wanna do that this week.
I wanna play at an OG like Mario Party fucking game.
Well actually I haven't played that, I just played Mario 5.
It's shameless to chill.
Bro, no, no, no, he's gonna score.
You're meant to get past the level without restarting.
Oh no.
Next goal's gonna win very grossly.
It's funny too, because they have a smurf on this game.
Like I'm 100% sure this guy's kind of a Platinum 1 player.
jumpy dick shade 100 picks you got this jinx see we love you chat it's not grand flat
wait could it be that noise I just heard the weirdest noise ever in my year
I just heard of the weirdest noise ever in my life.
You guys see what I'm doing?
Broly, 1,234 cheered 100 bits, you slinky, what a power is the island?
Oh no, oh no, that's gonna explode.
No, no, no, what are you doing?
Ground it, ground it.
Oh my god, bonk it.
about to be smart from game today that's not a good sign I don't know what is
we both get cheered 100 bits your fat sausage fingers can't hit the right
keys so you keep failing tub in the key
Nice, come on. Nice! Oh my god, this is perfect. If I miss, we lose. Yep, there it is, that's
here. Oh my god! Wait, we need a back. Oh my god.
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Listen to phone numbers by Dominic Fyke.
Fee for 21 years at his dirty.
First game of the day is a dump at you man!
Wait, he gave us the win?
Oh, he's EU?
Yeah, that guy's definitely a stream sniping Smurf.
And look at that. He's unranked. Dude, that guy's definitely a stupid puppy.
You've placed 69 shared 100 bits. Love you, bro. Hope I can meet you soon.
Been watching your streams slash content for 3 plus years now. Go to emoji.
Drives equals Smurf. No, Boggles. I didn't say he's Smurf because he's driving.
He did air rolls, flip resets, and did a double tap goal.
bubbles again do you have a working functioning brain I was gonna say no
you're just so lucky like you're so fucking lucky look at the takeoff
I mean 11 cheer 100 jokes pageant see this is day 54 asking you to play war
thunder here let's tell me if you are going to play it or not day 54 of you
You asked me to play a War Thunder.
Bro.
Alright.
This guy looks like a kickoff glitch or something.
What's happening right now?
But this guy looks like a kickoff glitch or something.
I don't-
Here's a couple of birdies last.
Yo! I'm walking in!
Alright, my teammate! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
Alright, how do I report somebody? I'm at this guy's in thing.
Yo, teammate, uh, you do realize you have a teammate, right?
Right you can turn off ball cam for a second and see where I am this guy hit me three times in 18 seconds
I'm so nasty
I'm playing against daughter of heavy one shared 100 bits the ojinko may be trying to miss the spine I'm playing against daughter of
great, bro. Awesome
Are you a toddler? How do I type that?
This is the worst human being I've ever had on my feet. I'd rather just be in a 1v2 than have this guy.
WHOA!
I won't!
Hey Jigs, you're getting your aftpnk? I'm getting soul.
In Deadlock?
Weird bounce, I knew it, I knew it. Oh my god, my teammate is so fucking stupid. My god,
I hate you so much. I fucking hate you so fucking much. Oh my god! Stop hitting me!
Why don't you even play video games?
Give me one more time and I swear to God I'm reporting you!
Hats, I demoed one, yo.
I just want to hit him. I'm going to hit him in the face. I'm going to fucking hit him
I'm gonna hit him in the face! I'm gonna hit him in the face! I'm gonna hit him in the face!
God, they're so bad, they just wanted to hint it!
It's new to me
And then he boats to forfeit and goes AFK alright yep, okay
Yo, I think I literally have the worst teammate who's ever walked the planet on my team.
I'm not even kidding.
So he sells the game, right?
He sells the game.
Complete.
So he sells the game, and then votes to FF and goes AFK.
He sells the game, votes to AFK, then goes to AFK.
Like, actually an inting piece of shit.
Hit my car 11 times, conceded every goal, like was responsible for conceding every goal,
and then has the audacity to vote for him when the game still went a ball and then goes
idle so we can't win.
Literally go fuck yourself.
54 of asking for war thunder love the streamers
Oh my god if I get that demo that's a ball.
Our voyage has cheered 100 bits.
Agents can direct some of the baby with high-fives.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Pass over the middle, pass over the middle, pass, pass, pass!
I have no boost, but like how do you miss the ball?
wall. See at the reaction time of like a turtle? I didn't miss the ball. I had no proofs.
I couldn't have done that. I'd probably rather run into oncoming traffic than
Let's have a look at that dog.
GAAAAAAAAT!
Pine Sonderscourtee at 100 Bix page in the phone. Can you make this thing lower it's quarter sign?
Perfect fast.
Hey, yo, am I in like a prank video, it's like a monthly video?
What's happening?
I secretly joined JinxTD's game on every game and into the font out of him?
What the fuck is happening?
Is this like a musty video?
He missed the open net.
He missed the open net.
In front of the goal.
All I see is front player.
Yep, he runs into my car.
Alright, this is a musty video.
I'm like certain of it.
The line is the 100 bits. How is your that's going bro like this has to be a must again
This is an open net again, all right, you must to open that okay
Go!
That's on.
Bruce Chi cheered 100 bits,
but you'll be cut the new turndown as odd I can't hear in my ranks game.
Hit the ball!
He missed the ball again!
He missed the ball again!
He missed the ball again!
Oh my god!
Oh my fucking god!
That kid you'd have cheered 100 bits, if him gave NIU Day because in Day which would
make me gay, Darth Maul.
Missed the ball again. Alright, is this like, AI?
Did they have bots in the game or something? What's happened to that?
He missed the ball. He missed the ball 25 times in a one minute.
I'm actually the goat. I literally free jumped because I knew he would jump. Look at this.
Wow, there you go, Nip! You're one through three on open net!
Maniac is cool, cheered 100 bits. Where does Darth Maul get his hair cut?
Balls of play too, man.
I can't do this shit anymore. I need someone who like has brain cells. Please, God.
What the fuck? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What the fuck?
Is this guy? Like from the CIA!
Free underscourge eachured 100 bits. More Darth the Sneakers is get to go they the Darth did well.
I
The only goal we scored I had to turn into this if I should watch hundred bits you are a
you are a
you are a
You are a father's join you. What is this donation father's one?
Yeah, couple of bird and mouse.
Oh, alien!
Alright, look what- alien!
Nope, nope, we're not doing that.
I'm on a two game- I'm on a two game losing streak.
Both of my teammates were inting pieces of shit.
Are you gonna do the same?
No, no, no, no, no. You know my higher elo than you in twos and twos. Oh really?
Bob? I want to buy. Yes. Check it. Because I was like, I was glad to a week ago and
then you started playing on my team and then I went to that one. Yeah. And then we had
a little break up because we're like, we're in like a world. They won't they right now.
And what happened when they won't they? I went up my high elo and plat two and then
I'm back. I've transformed. I'm like the ex talking stage and now you've come back now that I'm a good rocket league player
All right, so I don't know what the fuck you think this shit is models
We're not in a relationship, bro. All right, you're gonna play and we're gonna get done. All right
Hey, no, this is a car. I'm using notice the car. I'm wearing
What what is the car?
as you fucking blind it's the octane because what don't we do around here
we don't you spent it yeah and you don't score so you're gonna need to change
that shit what's that shit what's that shit okay I'm getting sold in all my
matches shut the fuck up let's play the game I'm literally getting sold on the
matches bubbles I would play seeds with you but you're copper like bro hang it
up. What? What? You're fucking copper, bro. No, no, I'm bronze four. I'm bronze four.
Oh, wow. Some fucking respect. So instead of being a pile of shit, you're a pile of diarrhea. Nice,
bro. Great.
Oh, so that rage bait bullshit. Yes, well, we're not doing that. Tick tock bullshit. Wait a
game. Are you on West? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we are. Don't worry, I have the memory because you fucking
don't control. Don't take my blue stuff. Yes, yes, yes. Already in Epic State. It's okay.
No, it's okay. That's gonna be you. That's gonna be you. That's gonna be you. Dude, I wonder
what it feels like I'm playing on West. Cuz I put it on West. Love that, love that, love that, love that,
love that yo thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you for a
jinxie when are you doing a um you should you should play on jinxie you
gotta play you gotta do a tennis stream against someone in a wheelchair and then
you can title it like legs vs wheels when are you doing that so boggles I
would literally get like canceled what are what what are your stream
recommendations man. Yo Boggles, I know your entire brain is like fried or something. Yo
bro, I get canceled. What the fuck? So you're just shitting on the idea? Just shitting on
ideas? Yeah, yeah. And you stole my boost. And you stole my boost. Well Boggles, you're
gonna have to save this one. Let me explain the first thing. I've got no boost, it's all
you. All good, all good. Oh yo, let's explaining. Yo, manual in the war. Can we get in gold?
I've never in my life heard a human being pronounce Manwell Noir as a mandible no war.
Bro, are you actually like a two child?
Are you a kid, bro?
Nah, I'm pretty grown, I'm pretty grown.
And mature.
Yeah, right.
And you're getting done.
Alright, come on.
No, I'm not getting done.
So this one's literally on you.
Let's call it what it is.
One thing we're not going to do is we're not going to, like, hope.
So we're going to call it-
We're going to make a comeback.
We're gonna call a spade a spade you allowed that go all right
All right, go to the ball
I'm down down there. Hey, um good follow up nice. Love it. Yeah perfectly all the time all the time in the world all the time in the world
Jesus Christ
Take them. Oh
My god, it's easy. Apologize. Yeah, I'm so I'm
It's okay. It's okay
you have to say that nice no but um just over the top over the top what
boggles legitimately what what I'm what I just wanted to tell you that I won't be
playing in on the feet of work up I just can't make it I got to show them all
thanks man appreciate you provided me no route whoa whoa you don't care you're
Yeah, yeah, you're not in the World Cup, bro. You're a fucking idiot. No, I miss all you
That's right. That's right. That's right. Calm and composed. Don't get too nervous
Yo, is hitting the ball optional for you? I just hit the ball, bro. Are you a topper?
You really just be jumping it today bro
What are you no no no what are you
cheesy what are you
all right come on let's make it come
back none of this like what are you
what are you thinking right now let's
make it come back let's try the matter
fake win come on come on let's make it come back I'm gonna need you to do
something yeah so my I assist you selfish fuck come on come on hey hey
are we a team does it feel like a team does it feel like a team environment
right now bro just hit the fucking ball boggles god damn it I'm going with fake
Chilling I let out from someone
Be that jinx
Nice?
Alright, so what is your record today?
Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut up!
We can still win this game.
Please bro, focus.
I'm gonna go for a demo play.
Ah, they're in our half bro, fuck that.
Fast.
Bet him on the channel, be there, be there!
Alright.
I'm going for a demo!
do something with your pathetic suspension of a car you're there you're there you're there you're there you're there be there please
oh my god oh my god oh my god bro alright that's one knuckles knuckles knuckles do knuckles knuckles jinxie you're doing knuckles
I'm not doing knuckles man do knuckles right now oh we weren't winning alright knuckles
did no hey hey did you do it or did it just fucking lie to my face no I did it
bro I did not feel bugles why aren't you typing nice one in the chat like bro I
can hear you no it's just like I can run run yeah what did you just call me oh
my god all right open goal
faking not an effective view nice fake man fake no because each child each
don't bump me nice bet one be there be there be there show them you're gonna get
there one last roll of the dice shinsi hit that hit that what the don't ram into
my my fucking god man I'm a fucking god man not even
You're even sending me, bro.
One last roll of the dice, roll of the dice.
Alright, you gotta wall it. You have to keep it on the wall or it's over.
Are you, like, yeah?
Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping.
Like, no, no, are you-
Skulbocek, skulbocek, skulbocek?
No, skulbocek, skulbocek?
Skulbocek?
Were you even playing?
No, no, no, did you even show up to the fucking pitch today?
I had a goal and assist.
I had the exact same stats as you and you just said, did I show up to the picture?
No, no, no, let's just play.
I need to get my Elo back.
I need to get my Elo back.
I need to get my Elo back.
I just want to, your Elo.
Your Elo.
You Elo.
You Elo.
You're the reason why I'm Plat 1.
You.
No, look at my Elo.
You just sold me.
Look at my Elo.
Bro, wait, we're playing on West?
Yeah, for the nice time.
Yes, we're on West! Yes! Like, oh my god!
Me daughter.
Alright, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going to try and go now.
Now I'm going to try and go.
Yes, yes, I'm going to need you to lean forward.
I'm putting it, no, I'm putting it on my glasses.
Whatever, whatever, like snowflake nose emoji you need to do, do whatever you need to do,
Jinxie.
Just bring it together.
Bring it together, bro.
No, I don't do folk.
Bring it together.
Puggles.
Whoa, whoa, no one said that.
thinking what we're not gonna do is we're not gonna do defamation of
character so we're gonna do snowflake nose emoji I don't do coke brown hey
you were thinking of it no I wasn't you were thinking of it I'm
right I'm see your brain dad sentence right jinxie I was in the fine the
other day to John pork and Tim cheese and they were at the um they were at the
ball and they were actually me like if I wanted to get how about you see what the
fuck is that how about instead of being a train dad you just sit in that on the
kickoff no but okay are you saying my name
it's your fault where are you saying my name where does Darth Vader get his
bath bombs where the bath mall might be laughing i thought that was pretty funny i thought that
was a ruffle emote over the top so good so good bro i played good on this map you know this is
my map uh it's all the exact same map of every map whoa whoa yeah probably do a platinum
Every map has a slight different angle everything
You need to really flatten them all so
Like, what are you trying to say?
I just fake the flipper he said
Nice
No, don't feel like it
Oh my god, you just bet me oh my god, dude can you fix ping?
High-vives! Fix my wifi!
High-vives can't sail you across the Atlantic Ocean
Get shit, you gotta describe the storm
he said he's building a boat for me yes you jinx go yes yes yes yes we're
moving about clear man if you come to Florida bro what would you steal my
shot all right so let's get this straight no no no who's under the desk
is squishy planning for you where the fuck did this come from sorry jim's I
need more of that so why can't you hype up your teammate boggles you can sit at the
only goal they have no let's just think about the positives you're playing with
me yo next time I'm on the kickoff just sit in the net okay
please hey but think about this jim see jim see you genuinely think we're
hitting diamond together have you got confidence you just say we you're not ever
such what is that shit what is that shit like are you even looking yo hi boys
turn on these windscreen wipers cuz you can't see at the fucking front window
alright so this is what I'm thinking Jinxie we hit diamond together and then
Yo, stop that B-shit!
I'm hitting diamonds! You're not!
Again, you think you're hitting diamond before me?
I guarantee you I do, yes!
You think you're hitting diamond before me?
Oh my god.
BREATHE A LITTLE FUCKIN' JESUS!
FUCK!
Um...
Uh, uh...
Wolf looking at monkey, Amire.
Nice! Oh my god, the ball was my specialty.
I know you're used to the ground. That was a pass. Nice.
Good takeout. Take your time, bro. Take your time. That's all right.
I used to struggle with them too. Just take your time.
A lot of time to be played today. That's you.
Diamond. Diamond rewards. Diamond rewards.
Do you even know what a reward is?
What does diamond rewards mean?
You're sorry, just say you don't know ball!
Let it go, just say you don't know ball!
Diamond rewards, uh, uh, it's when you hit diamond and then you get 10 wins in a row in diamond.
Not in a row, just 10 wins.
Yeah, so, uh, the top five things that didn't happen.
We never landed on the moon and you never hit diamond.
You did not hit diamond!
No the fuck you did, bro!
How would you know about the moon?
Just adds to the alien shit like you're not defeating the allegations
I'm not an alien man. I'm literally a normal fucking guy
I'm just trying to hide it. Oh, I faked him
Bro, let's win this game. I don't want to lose any more elo. Yeah, how about you play a little fucking defense?
Okay, sorry
All right, so if I get to diamond before you Jinxie, um, I've got permission to go to the top
Because you said it's guaranteed to never happen
chow that chow that chow that chow that chow
if you get to 9 out of 4 either you can come to tarp in the front
also don't call it T-Tarp you're not a resident bro alright
I don't want to do that shit again I won't be a resident
alright but again yeah because of my threat
how does he get like this kid going back wall
I know I think he let that off me
bro Bobo if you haven't went back wall one time you fucking made it
nice nice nice opportunity opportunity
so you see an opportunity and decide to just fuck it off take them
Gigi be there be there whoa whoa why are you telling them to demo me how bully
I never did that I never had this high-rise have permission to come with
me cuz I'm gonna know plus one both of you sociopaths are not getting put in
this state well fuck you guys man
Nice, good job!
Okay, I got it, I got it, don't worry, I got it.
Hit that, hit that, hit that!
Do something!
Hey, Boggles.
Please!
I need this!
Yo, Boggles.
You're the only reason why we're not tied.
My mom is kinda homeless!
Um, no, I'm not the only reason we're not tied.
You are the only reason why they're winning,
because you conceded the first goal by running out of that.
Go for it.
please one-on-one one-on-one
we gotta play more aggro we've only got 40 seconds left
stop the fuck up stop that's the game you broke the plat 2
jing see one last roll of the dice
I'm gonna need you to start rolling the fucking dice
faking just go for it
faking I was setting you up for opportunity
I don't want to I want boost bro. We need a goal
What's the point of playing the game but on a boost me really you know?
That's you I was double-tapping it to bump him that's you know, I didn't miss I'm setting you up. I was baiting out his defense
Why are you giving up?
Why are you giving up?
zero
Bro, okay, stop selling my elo. No, no, no, no, stop selling my elo. Say you swear you're actually trying right now
Say you swear you're actually trying right now
so
All right, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go through the stats. All right, you're gonna shut the fuck up for three seconds
Who had a higher score me? I had a higher score. I have a high
Shut the fuck me who was higher estrogen? Jinxie
what's a menu don't you because you know what a menu is
fat ass are you like so the main yeah you probably you probably read a lot of them
I'm reading it sorry what ends at 20 on the bathroom
and you're gonna just for once in your life
you're gonna shut the hell up I'm gonna use the bathroom snowflake nose and
like bubbles just 30 seconds of silence please
no not silence oh my god
Alright, what's up? Okay, wait, I'm pulling up Jinxie's chat. Guys, um, do you think he's going to the Darth Maul bathroom?
Oh my god, I'm not gonna be winning high-vives?
Oh my god, I'm not gonna be winning high-vives.
Oh, boggles why you a thousand pounds? Yeah, I'm just not hey hey, um
Hubbots when Jinx he plays again just take over his computer. I watch this shit chat. What's this shit?
Name an OCA player that can do better than this
Nice
See, I'm just playing with my food.
Hey Poggles, who's this small streamer you're playing with?
Yeah, his name's Jinxie.
You guys should go check him out sometime.
Oh my god!
Um...
Did I just clip a chair?
Did I just clip a chair?
I'm not sure they're gonna make it.
Bro, chat. High-fives is a walking me-ho. Everyone type me-ho. Me-ho!
Me-ho! Me-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h! Me-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!
Me asparagus, chat. We need more variants. Me daughter, me uncle. Me ho, me ha.
We need more variants.
We're building Team Cam for our Build a Boat stream in July.
And no, no, no, no, what am I not going to do?
No, no, one thing we're not going to do is just shit on team chemistry.
Hell bully.
So, Voggles, I know, but yo, for about, Voggles, for about two seconds, stop recording a dip
top for about two seconds, Voggles, okay?
Why is your nose nostrils bigger than when they left?
No, no, no, no. I addressed the elephant in the room.
So you think I went to the bathroom to do cocaine?
I'm not saying anything! Is it cold in Tampa?!
Again, bro. Buggles.
Place some defense and we'll get some wins.
Now Jinxsy, look at the right.
Jinxsy, yeah that's...
Did you look in the mirror over to your left? You should've.
I'm Jinxing, look at the riot, there's a food court, I don't want you going to it this game, okay?
Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey, bro!
Yo, yo, yo, shut the fuck...
Okay, get out of my face.
I already look, oh my, it's probably Jinxing.
No, no, literally get out of my team.
Literally get out of my team.
What the fuck, what the fuck are you doing?
Voggles!
Fight me.
You...
You worked!
You intentionally...
No, no, no, you intentionally steered away from the ball.
I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out of here.
This guy, no, no, this guy's a loser.
No, you better remain!
Turn your steering wheel away from the ball!
Ping ping. What is ping? What the f**k is ping?
What do you mean it was ping? You're a gamer and you don't know what ping is?
Ping ping ping.
Gc, I need you to make a play.
That's not the right one.
Um, what's the- Hi guys, what's the time in America?
There's four time zones in America.
I know your IQ's like four, but there's four time zones.
bro just be honest when are you coming to Australia bro I give you permission
oh when I fuck when I ah okay oh my god no apologize apologize apologize what
the fuck was that do you like being here do you like this team environment
how do you get to the ball that fast? how do you get to the ball most fast?
hey how would he accelerate? and also I'm up yo dip shit dip shit can you sit in that
Please on the kickoff. We keep you conceding goals.
You want me to not even go for a kickoff and just sit in there?
Yes, sit in that like a good boy.
Nice, nice.
Nope, nope, no.
Nice.
You put out all three goals.
You put out all three goals.
Don't congratulate you.
That's you, that's you, that's you, that's you.
I'm aware of that.
I need you to hit it.
Nice.
Stick in the net.
Stop going for kickoffs.
You don't have the brain cells for that.
Just sit in that problem.
Nice. Can you tell? Can you tell?
No.
I'm not gonna lie like you have too many hours to be playing like this
You have so many hours to play like this
I'm actually I'm literally gonna go you're hitting my car. You're hitting my fucking car. Yeah, that's my car
We got I'm doing my car. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yo, how about this guy's in there?
Bro, I understand having a chuckle or troll like yo, bro, you're intentionally getting us scored on
You sick of the chatter with Psycho, man!
No, when's the last time you genuinely laughed?
Like, and had fun.
Jixi, you need to have more fun, bro.
Jixi, I'm gonna need you to score.
Jixi, please just put it in.
Jixi!
Bro, open nets are hard, don't even lie.
Jixi! I'm putting a man at home!
Oh my god!
Jixi, are you...
No, just be honest. Is this on purpose or is it black as skill?
Bro, put a fucking sock in it.
fucking stop it didn't have this or is it like a skill you ever shut your pie
over boggles you swerved away from the ball
but it is
super sonic speed did you learn the game yesterday super sonic speed let's
make a comeback what did LeBron do in 2016 how do I report someone on my team
No, I abusing report system, abusing report system.
Where are you, man? Can I get you a map or something? Where the fuck are you?
Getting boost, boost management.
Nice, bro. Great boost. When they score, our boosts reach out. It doesn't mean anything anyway.
The most important thing is the goal, dude.
You keep boost after a goal. How are you letting that go in? How are you...
What's... Bro, how are you letting that go in, Jinxie?
I
Can you stop actually being a depressed sack of shit and just smile the grass is fucking green up
Look, we're a build Bruce food more we have lost nine games together and we've won zero
What is there to smile about do you think it's a skill or a chemistry issue? Oh?
I think it's the locker room talk. I'm gonna need you to this
Just Jinxie. Do you know what an agar is? I'm gonna need you to be more happy now pass me the ball
Okay, I said pass me the ball. What did you do yo yo yo bro get some fucking boxing gloves
I'm not even good at it anymore. I open that black
Oh Joe Rogan at the UFC but his image is paused and the gif hasn't started moving yet
Yeah
Nice, go for the bump, go for the bump, go for the bump.
Oh my God.
Who do you think you're feeling like?
Who do you think you're feeling like?
Hey, hey, don't be sad.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's all right, hey.
Jinxie vs. accountability finally might be over.
Nice, just hit a psycho.
Just hit a psycho.
No, it's a psycho. It's where you barely hit the ball.
So you wouldn't know what a psycho is.
You wouldn't know what a psycho is.
And you hit me.
A teammate's trying to hit me like a psycho.
Great. Great.
Nice, good touch.
I'm jinxy. Why wasn't I on your top 10 streamers list?
That's just kind of weird. I thought we were closer than that.
I just want to know what are we?
Oh yeah, yeah. Let me throw you in my top 10.
And then after that burn the list and like light it on fire in a fucking dumpster
Okay, that's how that your stream consists of you loading up my stream and rage baiting for two hours, bro
You don't think that's big. Yeah, I know it's not me
If you climb down ever some pretty sure you would find it at the top because it's fake just hit a flick
I go down the post like
He just
Do you even know what a white dash is?
We're getting brazil'd this is a joke
We're getting arsenal we're getting arsenal
Hey, um, hey, hey, at least film the intro if you're going to start typing on the keyboard.
Film the intro.
You said no problem.
Oh, what the fuck?
No, it is a problem.
It is a problem.
Now, Jinxie, there's a tournament.
When's the tournament?
What time is it for you?
Hey, bro.
I'd literally rather die.
I'd rather die.
I'd rather die.
I'd rather die.
I'd rather die.
I'd rather die.
That's you that's you that's you put it in nice. It's like almost like
It's like almost like there's zero high Maclemon going to your scowl into the last 30 seconds
Jimmy do you even know what?
It's a type of blood. It's yeah, it's blood and it's blood that has oxygen in it. You clearly lack zero oxygen
still boost still boost you have that the game please no I don't want to come
on winnable winnable winnable winnable
get to typing this is my masterpiece this is my speciality this is my
specialty it's my specialty it's my specialty
Jinxie stop taking me no oh my god
Jinxie I needed you to hit that instead of me at kickoff but you didn't communicate
Oh my god
Fucking beta
Jinxie when's the tournament? When's the tournament?
You just demoted me to Platinum one Jinxie this is actually fucking terrible, right?
like wait it's in it's in five minutes check check check yo boggles let me make
myself clear to you man you are the worst player I've ever played rock and
eagle it like I I played rock and eagle with some dog shit fucking players you
are actually the worst of the worst man you might in Brazil you in a 1v1
I don't know, I would share that with you.
That's better.
That's way better.
That's better, man.
Get me the fuck out of there.
Wow.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Get me out.
Get me out.
Get me out.
All right, let's get diamond.
Let's get diamond, guys.
VRV chat.
Let's get diamond, guys.
you
I got chatter chips place yes
Chay, you guys want CS?
Fuck it, why not?
Hi, guys, load up CS.
We haven't played CS in a minute.
Hi, guys, load up CS, man.
Wait, chat.
Dare I say we rip cases?
Dare I say we rip cases?
Well, well, well, how the turntables, well, well, well, how the turntables, me, ho, beta,
me, ho, bro.
I was actually getting disgusting at CS on Dust2 before I stopped playing.
Literally.
I was getting so good at CS.
Boggles.
What are you typing in there, man?
Hold it.
Go chat.
Place CS.
I thought Oneon's CS today.
I want to place CS.
Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Do I have rank unlocked yet or no? Hi, guys. Do I have rank
unlocked yet or no? Premier. Mio. Mio. Mio. Omicon.
Chat, did you guys hear a dog barking?
Was that in the game or in my life?
She was that in the game?
Cases?
Guys, listen.
The only way we can get a gold is if we play a game of CS and drop 20 kills.
We want cash.
What is cash?
Hi guys, what the fuck is cash?
New map?
Is it good?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
is the new map good it's a old map that's returning ah
hey Jinx you start 20th anniversary what's up man all right man if we don't
get a game soon I'm gonna start ripping cases here I mean I'm trying to play the
game fuck. Look at my last three knives. Bro, give me a match! Oh my god! Literally
stream slap or something, fuck! You got two maps on. Yeah man, I have two maps on and
It's the most popular map in the game.
And then cash.
Be patient.
It legitimately says 222.
Oh yeah, right.
Yo, wait, how about, do I have a, oh my God, new map.
Well, not new, but returning map.
All right, Chad, my first game,
my first game on cash, here we go.
Wait faster, boggles, go fuck yourself, please.
Please go fuck yourself.
Let's roll.
Jinxy, take accountability and not blame his teammates.
Challenge impossible.
I'm not gonna blame my teammates a single time.
Oh my God, I have it all to see us in a minute.
Whoa, that looks kinda cool.
What's up, man?
Yeah, I leaked it open.
Okay, there's a guy named Diddy on my team who's shooting me.
Probably a 45% chance this guy's sniping.
What do you mean, real voice? What the fuck are you talking about, real voice?
So who's getting this team, who's getting top of the league?
Yo bro, you're eating in the mic.
Yeah, I'm scared.
What are we doing?
So I got shot by a dinny.
That's crazy.
Oh
All right, I did a lot of
Yo, did he did he shoot me again. I'm leaving the fucking game. I'm leaving the fucking game kid. I know you can hear me
All right, listen, he has to play it okay
Case in sweet guys I saw case in sweet I saw it this morning and I saw it on stream
So, Halliday's team later now.
Can I have it up now?
What the fuck am I?
Can I have a dump now?
Where am I going?
Where am I?
I don't know what I'm going on this map.
board is fucking insane just don't make it weird okay for yourself bro
I think there's only one person I can roll around like that and now they're French
Canadian that's your ass I'm French Canadian I'm sorry to hear that
Are you sure about it, man?
This French Canadian is a rough draw.
Fuck you, kid.
I don't see a soul tree, by the way.
Yeah, who don't want to be one mere on it
Why are the people stacking?
Is the own a would beat me
What?
dead ass
All right guys, I have the office over
This is a good opportunity to use an AWP.
I'm dead.
Move it, move it.
Can I have a Dapna?
God, this game feels so good, this game just feels like sacks on the ground, God, this
game feels so good.
I'm sure
he's gonna come here like I'm certain of it
I
Would you take that opportunity?
Thank God this game has no kill cams. Oh my god. Yep one shot one kill
W. Jump out. Thank God this game has no kill
Watch this
I'm really bad watch this out on a beat em
and
so you you get it
jinkzy go go
a
of
of
I don't know man who would name themselves Jinxie in the game and
Doesn't really hurt
Don't be
These guys are literally like literally bombs
These guys are literally bomb.
It says you, you're tapping.
I'm bad, I'm not this bad.
These guys are fucking bad.
I'm getting ironic.
three lines, one on
smoke it
what would doft kill?
these guys were planning to start making me feel so tall
what would doft kill?
what would doft kill?
I just saw one at B going back towards spawn.
I'm going there.
I remember me as a hero.
the
roadies guys just paid all my god
I gave that advice for that I apologize
I
Guys this is too easy like bro, bro, this is too fucking easy
We have harder opponents for wise takes the long to unlock premier man
The last five.
It's a person.
What?
What?
what what from 8 and 4 not bad chat not bad fake recoil what do you mean fake
recoil your ass but you know what I like about CS like as soon as a round
I'm challenged
All right, you got this me, huh?
Yo, yo guys, can I show you guys something, can I show you guys something?
Yeah, no.
A big doppler.
What, uh, is that after 15 tests?
Alright.
Alright, alright, alright.
And I heard if we win the game, you're buying most points?
Yeah, uh, we all get current but dopplers, right?
I saw a red.
Flash behind.
Bear, definitely going B by the way.
It's all right.
Long has been planted.
That's a rare one.
Weighing down a smoke.
I got it, bro. Just move by. I got it.
I mean the guy's blocking me intentionally like I'm just gonna shoot you in the fucking
face I don't care
I just hear him over my face.
You're sitting, crouching up, waiting for me to do that.
Oh my god.
Like oh my fucking god.
See, I remember this is why I hated this game because like all people do is they just
deny sound and play like rat.
It's like, in Siege, if you move, you have to make sound, but in CS, people just rat.
That's all they do.
They just rat it.
All they do.
They just rat.
That's all this game is.
They just rat it.
It's half ratting and half aim.
That's all people do on CS.
They just fucking literally just fucking rat and they slow walk around the map. It's so disgusting
It's like you're literally playing a horror movie
Maybe that's just in low ranks
Don't worry. There's plenty of corners the whole game. Yep real reach me. That's fucking and beat me
It's played though, right? That's you can so much me an m4, please if possible. Yes, sir
Go, go, go.
You're C2, you shouldn't be.
Yo bro, I wanna peek, I wanna have fun.
I'm not trying to hide in the corner.
All right, this guy needs to get muted.
I wanna peek, I wanna have fun, I wanna fight.
That sounds like they're all gonna be.
They're just doing whatever the opposite of what I was.
I'm gonna get you.
Get on the plank, you guys can hear me.
Woohoo!
Oh my god!
I'm not gonna lie, this is better than Valorant, just on the simple fact that...
Jesus Christ, this is tough to watch and I'm the one controlling the character.
Oh, we just called that unbucket.
That's the worst.
I'm just bad at the game here.
CS is better than Battle Red to stop the simple fact.
If you're a new player in CS, you either die to a gun or a grenade or a flash and then you die and it's like, okay.
In Valorant, you'll die to a flying lizard.
But listen, I'm trying to guess.
Like in CS, if you die, bro, you actually know why you die.
Dude, Jynxie, I looked at your street to see if it was you, and it looked like you were playing Rainbow Six.
What the fuck?
I ain't gonna say no words.
Coming middle B, middle B, middle B.
She's angry right now, don't worry.
Yo, Diddy, I'm not angry.
Hey, Diddy, I'm not angry, you fucking freak!
My attempt at survival is...
You are angry, bro. You are angry. Admit it.
What the fuck is a D-Boy grenade?
Oh my god! Oh my god! They're all Bs!
Yo, Diddy, I'm gonna literally...
I'm gonna shoot you in the face and you block the door.
I know you can hear me.
I said they're all being just over no one to be like that what where am I this is equivalent
of a unranked lobby in Siege I guess they're all be there's not a soul be there all be
No one's here.
One left, one left.
Bro, I thought you'd hear better than that.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I feel better about my aim after that. I appreciate you.
It's teamwork.
Oh, it's teamwork.
Oh, great.
It's comedy night here in CS.
It's good teamwork.
It's fucking comedy night in CS, okay?
All right.
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
Where are we going?
So we're going to lose, I think.
It's so funny.
We were like, yeah, these guys are so bad, man.
I'm not retired.
I wouldn't think it's so interesting.
Classic.
I'm walking it down the road.
Would Jynxie use the flash right past the kid?
You look him in the eyeballs.
You look him in the eyeballs and turn around.
Put a sock in it.
I'm trying to bomb my gun, dude.
You're trying to bomb my gun.
I didn't know he could come from there I didn't know he could come from there
Yo guys 6-7, 6-7
My camera's destroyed.
Fajarra!
Alright.
Yo man, yo yo yo yo bro, your keyboard is really loud!
Yes, whoever just went, boy don't drop one drop, don't drop one!
Dude, that's the same kid that was eating his mic earlier.
That was eating pizza.
Bro, this guy's like up-literating his keyboard.
Drink two, put them up.
There's one on A.
Nice, nice, nice.
You clicked on your head.
Hey, Daddy, did he use a top?
You don't have to use a top.
Wow, Joe's calm.
God, I'm so hot.
Flantern the bomb.
I am.
Nice work.
Flantern the bomb.
Oh, sorry.
Nice, guys.
Let's hold now.
Nice, guys.
God, it just takes Diddy's help.
You are no help
So bro, why would you name yourself diddy in CS man, why would you do that because I'm looping these niggas up, okay?
Yo, oh my god. Where's the at no?
You did like literally reported and muted bro. That's oh
my god
Like what bro like what the hell I apologize for the stranger
I'll distract him when you push in.
of
the
of
the
of
I'm going positive.
A car accident.
I'm 12 and 9.
well I'm 5 and 12
let's go
I have a 2k game ratio
my keyboard is not good
fuck yeah dude
that was my knife so I just
clapping it like this
it was just swinging my knife so
purple do you want to do the same thing on this track?
you go in
what am i doing?
sick fucking flashbang, do you ever heard that word?
i tried to
i tried to move in cs, my bad
yo, hey
my bad guys
i'm so- i tried to move in counter-strike
what am i thinking?
what the fuck am i thinking?
i tried to move in this game
I tried to move in CS, like what the fuck is wrong with me?
You make me horny.
Bro shut up!
Stick the cake.
Yo, leakcheck twitter, hi guys, what is this, bro?
End the stream, I'm tired.
can leave man look guys all we got to do is coordinate up to all five of us hit the same
time. Is anybody up for a little five man A?
I'm over follower so you tell me what to do
what we're doing now I'm working
Mr. Dade each and all your way all the
leaders five minute five minute five
minute
I'll open the door and I'll start and then push through the last minute
of
Go off, get in the car.
Hey, nice.
What a work.
I gotta get the hang of this thing here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I could get the hang of this, man.
I'll give you one of these for that.
This guy's just jerking off.
Now is the time!
Go on A again.
Sounded like a great job for you, Mr. Billy.
I was completely flashless, hard life out of the garage, jean c
oh my god that was nasty
I
Said the
Check his stream see if he's still playing or if he gave the controls to somebody else alright
Jamin that's back-to-back three case
I just want to unlock premier and I'll actually play this shit. I don't want to play this
Hey, can we walk in can we do that nitty?
And that's not a fake chat legitimately. Thank you
Never pick up an off ever again, bro. I'm nine and one with the opera right now
See I'll stub your toe with two HP it's learning
Unmute
Yo, get it you better win this well, I will I will
I've done good enough for an unimmune. Thanks, Jinxy.
Why peek, Denny? Why? Why peek the last guy?
Because, because.
Just so the way it's done, I go for the close.
You have found a way to do it.
That sounds like something with somebody with a micro-peanut.
No.
Guys, wait, one more round and we win, right?
Everybody, two more. We need two more.
Two. Two more.
Two more. Two more. Don't you worry.
I don't know, I kind of fall fucked up because I try to buy it for that guy I have money.
Uh, this is looking like a plan I had to buy.
Like, why? Okay, this game is shit.
Why when I get shot I move slower? Why would you?
I'm just gonna switch to movement.
This game is fucking shit. When I get shot, I move slower. Like, what the fuck is that?
Why would you ever do that?
Because it's realistic. Guys, if you get shot in real life, you just kind of bleed out on the floor. You don't move slower.
You just instantly die.
please speak. I pray to god.
Oh, he's in the back corner!
He was going towards B there, though.
Okay, so I'm assuming the back corner means...
I'm just so gross, man.
One more round boys and we'll never have to talk to each other ever again.
Thanks.
You're very welcome.
How many more UK's do I need?
I shot over his head. I shot right over his head. Oh my God.
I shot him like an off crutch. I think the off is like the best gun in the game.
You move like it hurts? Look, I got 22 kills.
We've gone
There's no way we still go
If you such this one be five, I'll give you $1,000 paypal if you watch this one
Yeah, if you actually go where was that option when I was did he put a sock in it?
You two jinx
that's a
Not even tempting it's gonna be an honest, okay?
$2,000 paypal if you want to do that, dude, I'm not 13 years old. That means nothing to me
Yeah, make a 10 cast. That's worth really spicy.
Hey, we let him lock in. We let him lock in. He's got it.
Is this why I like Jeff Mezos?
It does not matter. There's five of them.
Nice shot. Nice shot.
You could have offered me a hundred thousand dollars. It would be nothing for me. I mean you spent that on I think World Series
On poor again in game
Do you want a okay give me any
Thank you, thank you
Was that not a shot did I shoot him or no
You'd have 23 kills shot pretty good game
It was but you move yes, oh
Why is my shirt? All right, diddy. I'm watching you. Oh, thank you
That angles black that angles actually gross
All right, I'm not even gonna lie about it. Good shot. Just be honest. Thank you. Thank you. I just did behind behind behind
out you got bomb go be just go be
just 7 and 20
I thought he was thinking stay back here
stay back here
stay back here
go he's over here
I'm gonna
he's holding back in place
I don't know.
I found this down.
I've seen this.
Okay, maybe I was wrong.
Maybe you killed Joe.
Wait. Oh shit. I forgot the time.
It sucks. It sucks, sucking.
That's all I know. It does. It does.
It really sucks.
It does. It does. Oh my god.
I just got the game yesterday.
I don't know what to do.
I mean, you did pretty good for getting the game yesterday.
We lost to a level 0.
Oh, that's the pain.
How does he have a 0-point?
I'm CS'd out, bro.
Like, I can only play one game of CS Maximum.
Dude, it's everybody creeps around and sits in corners.
I don't know how about Pro League, but like, everybody creeps around and sits in corners
and they just shift walks and they make zero noise so like you can't even hear, there's
no audio, you get no audio, and then when you get shot, you move slow, all your teammates
are 45 years old and they're aiming with their penis.
Like, I don't know, I want to unlock Premiere and see where I can end up, but I don't know
if I have the wits to like, I don't know if I can grind to Premiere bro, my god.
It's literally R6, it's literally not R6.
In R6, when you move, you have to make sound.
Unless you're using cavera, silent step,
when you move, you have to make sound.
So there's actually skill expression with audio.
In CS, it's just,
like no one makes any noise.
It's like a fucking horror movie.
It's like a fucking horror movie, bro.
Literally R6, yo bro, for the NICE TIME!
In R6, when you move, it creates audio, no matter what, unless you're using cavera with
a silent step.
So then there's actually skill expression with noise.
In CS, you can 5 man shift walk and make no noise.
It's literally a horror movie.
Then, better yet, when you get shot in CS, your player moves slower.
It's like, and then all my teammates are 49 years old aiming with their fucking penis.
They literally shoot circles around people.
Me, oh, I haven't played in a month and I top-tracked.
How's that even possible?
Skill and R6 in the same sentence.
Bro, are you like, yo, yo, yo, are you that ass?
CS is not your main game, you know nothing about CS.
I agree, I'll say this, in my personal experience, when I play CSGO in low ranks, because I'm
not even at a premiere amount, when I play CSGO, I have like 20, 30 hours of playtime.
Nine times out of ten, my teammates are 45 years old, they're aiming with their weakness,
they're aiming with their cock, like they're whipping mags on like people that are fucking
right in front of them.
On top of that, everyone is just shif walking in quarters, everyone is just shif walking
in quarters.
Everyone is just in a corner of my name.
Yo, uh, yo man, can you remove your mic from your throat please?
What?
That Jixi soundboard?
That's a Jixi?
That's a IZ it.
Hold up, Jax, one second.
Young fail!
Either Jixi can never hit camera 3.
I'm gonna out of delay cause I'm gonna get sniped on this game.
Hold up, let me out of fucking delay.
It's a story about places you had game Rest in peace, fly high, fly low, guys I'm not
bad.
I just farted into the chair Yeah, I'll say this, I'm sure CS will be more
fun when I get to like a higher rank, but oh right now I just want to die.
I'm not sure if you can see it.
Yes I can!
Oh boy, located.
Yo!
Cactus!
Get your 1W Cactus in the chat!
W Cactus matter!
That's a fuckin' jammer.
Grind him with the OD and you're the same skill.
Yeah, I've definitely tried to see up to that.
I'm also down to grind league with all that
5 seconds
Swim in bags!
Not for it, look
Ready to engage
Well, I gotta say this, too, bro
I know
I should know what to do to work
I enjoy it
I'll kill yourself, though
Real
What? I was the third I made out of metal!
I shot him five times!
What the fuck?
What just happened?
He cacked us with the 20 gifted WCAC gift!
He cacked us with the 20 gifted WCAC gift that I fucking love you WCAC in the chat!
Alright, I'll get you.
To be to. Good start.
I got a big window.
Okay, honestly, I thought I shot the rent, but I'm not sure.
They're both going?
No, let me get real quick, let me get real quick.
I enjoy playing CS, like I like playing CS, bits and pieces.
Bro, I enjoy playing League, like so much more, because League there's just so much
skill expression, and I love it.
Even though I'm Iron, I just want to learn the game.
Like in CS, like I'm sure there's a lot of stuff that I can learn about CS, like obviously
I know I could learn a bunch of shit about CS, but the amount of shit I have to learn
in League is just so fun to me.
Like it reminds me when I started playing Siege, how much should I learn when I started
playing Siege?
Like, I haven't liked the game as much as Siege since I started playing League a month
ago.
I played League every day for like 25 days.
Literally.
Literally, bro.
Cause I like games with like really steep learning gaps.
Like chess also.
Like I just like learning stuff.
CS, I feel like it's a lot of just mechanical skill.
Which like, I'm on a fucking mouse and keyboard
and I'm not that good at math.
I'm not bad.
I'm better than my fucking teammates, that's for sure.
Fuck.
I had a guy go seven and 20.
You like League more than Siege.
No, I said I haven't liked the game as much as I like League since I got into Siege.
When I got into Siege, it's like 10 hours ago, it reminds me of when I got into League.
Like, I just want to learn shit.
But you're ass at all three.
Hi, guys.
Time out, MJ.
I'm not doing this shit.
Hi, guys.
Time out, MJ.
Don't provide the dead game. League of Legends is the biggest game in the world. What do
What do you mean, dead game?
Where are you typing?
Up for is located at the front.
You ready for hostile action.
You live in a fucking rock?
The door is blocked!
It's the biggest game in the world!
Bro, hi guys. I feel like I'm lagging, man.
Let me close out of my other tabs.
I feel like I'm lagging, though.
Well, that's probably why I have rock in the open
Lee open and Brian open. Watch, early free fire, my seat is gonna crash.
What just happened? That was the weirdest exchange I've ever seen.
Minecraft is- oh you're right.
Minecraft might actually be more popular than League.
Chev, what's more popular?
Minecraft or League?
Goodbye.
I synchronized the punch with the explosion of the grenade so you couldn't hear me punch
it.
I'm in position.
I'm in position.
Alright, we have 30 more seconds to burn the smoke, which means that's going to buy me enough time to rotate back to side.
Oh, nice one.
I swear to God I'm not kidding.
Holy one-sided angle.
You can drown me, I don't care. It's all about composure now.
15 seconds left.
30 seconds to go.
So, he went all the way upstairs. Wow.
He went all the way upstairs, and they coordinated when that guy spread his wings for me.
I think I'm playing against like TSM or something.
Wow.
Oh my god, that's actually insane.
I'm legitimately impressed. I'm not even kidding.
Oh my god.
Did that actually just happen?
Why is everything like stuttering?
It's all like stuttering. I don't know how to explain it.
Everything's stuttering.
They're just better get over it. Yo bro, this is because somebody killed me. It doesn't mean they're better than me.
I've died to a copper before. Does that mean a copper's better than me?
Someone's gonna say yes.
Bro, if I go off this game and we win, I think I'll have a 2KD. I'm not a bomb.
Yes, alright.
10 seconds, 2 and 3.
Should have just shot it, but that was a social experiment to see if you would just stare at me.
5 seconds.
I'm so sorry bro. Bye bye.
4 is low.
So I was gonna spawnpeek, but you read things, so now I'm not gonna spawnpeek.
Are you fucking stupid?
I was literally gonna spawnpeek.
All right, not looking good Queen e5 Bishop g7 chat. I was on chest four hours ago. What are you guys typing?
Legitimately, what the fuck are you guys typing bro? I've been on chest in six hours
What
Bro has zero clutches in his entire life. No chat. I like it keep up the hate watch just watch
I'm gonna finish this game with like 16 kills
Mark my words. Lego Batman time. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I have a Minecraft marathon coming
up in a week, bro. I'll do Lego Batman probably after that or the last of us, man. All right.
I'm going to get around to it. Sure you will. Cap. Yo, I'm out of my word. I'm not going
scam most bro. You're aiming with your penis. Jinxie, new chest update. Yo, tell me what
the fuck they could have did to bomb. Do a chest update. No seriously, what did they
do? Can bishops fly now? This guy just typed new chest update. What the fuck could they
have updated? What could I was on the game three hours ago? What could they have possibly
updated bishops have wings now no hate you just suck can't be they were the
ten gifted it can't be just keep it a chest I think I'm gonna hit five or
you go tomorrow okay not even kidding not even kidding not even getting
they're releasing chess to borrow this for emeralds you actually believe a bomb
but be located yo guys if possible it's locked in here man it's fine
oh buddy
someone's shitting in the mic all your kills
are
all my kills are baited i got zero
I'm a last work controller.
We're gonna get a bomb.
We'll get them both!
We need to carry a hot-hot-hot-hot.
I have a gun now on the enemy.
You're at risk.
I'm gonna carry a trot while we're coming up.
Okay, so Chad remember the thing I said about the whole 16 kills thing we can throw that
out the fucker.
Let's recover the diffuser. Down to one friendly.
Or didn't this guy just say I was baiting?
Didn't this guy just say I was baiting?
The diffuser is now.
Well, I guess if they all peek it's gonna work out.
You will play Rocket League.
Yo, Billbreed, you're not gonna order me around.
I was on it an hour ago, man.
All right guys, we're gonna go downstairs. All we got to do is just break this.
Yes, stop and don't shut up.
All right.
Yo, is this like, is this, is this, is this really happening right now? Like it, this is an Emerald Helo lobby on PC.
Shut up. Okay. I was going to say, all we're going to do is break the hatch, get a Monty
down back stairs and the game is unusable. Let me try again. Yo, guys, is there a way
we can get a Monty back stairs and then I'll break the hatch?
Yo. Fuck you.
Okay.
Dude, you're trash, but you play controller, bro.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Is this like evil rainbow six siege? What did I download today? Hi, guys. I get into
the game it's like stuttering my games like stuttering and lagging and my
teammates are like evil I have evil teammates we need to locate a bomb yo so
because I'm a controller you're telling yourself wait a minute it's actually
jinx it yo guys is there a way we can get a montane to push back stairs and then
Outbreak the meeting hatch. I just need one operator out of y'all. You know, bro. I got you
Alright, I just see you know what?
You have no three
My gate. I'm Mickey. I'm up to
I didn't hit emerald three. I like carried every game. What's this guy saying, man? I
Like dolo emerald three
Five seconds to go
What would Don't has to do?
Oh, probably I'm so capable of acting tonight, too, mate, right now.
You're not the one. I thought it was a shot on board.
Reloading!
What is this bandit doing?
Like, what the fuck is this fucking bandit doing?
one freezer one freezer freezer gore sweet
jacy come play it
nice oh yeah
nice guys nice guys yo um yo who is the copper guy on our team does he have a microphone?
yeah bro what's going on boss? what's happening right now?
not much bro are you playing evil r6?
Yeah.
Yo, what like, me, ho?
I'm not even kidding.
If this guy left the game, we'd have the same productivity.
No.
No assists in five rounds.
You haven't shot a body in five rounds.
Yo, I love keeping, we should do the exact same thing, bro.
Monty back stairs to auto win.
They bad monster, they bad monster.
Oh, shy sir.
Okay.
Should we go Blitz?
Nah, cause then they just shoot his feet.
Just, if you're gonna go Blitz, run elbow.
We need to locate a bomb.
No, no, no, it's not Elbully.
I don't have Blitz, I'm not gonna.
My teammates told me to shut up and kill myself.
And I have a guy going 0 and 5.
0 and 5 with no assists.
and my teammates told me to kill myself!
And he hasn't done anything!
Insertion in 10 seconds.
That got under your skin, huh?
Yeah, if somebody goes 0 and 5 with no assists and then tells me to die
I thought you were being like a troll like a soundboard guy
I thought they were all dead there. I'm not even gonna lie to you. I bet they were all dead. I'm not even kidding
of
the
of
the
of
y'all coming right up
There's the box the box
All right, let's go see
Nice job.
Really good, Murphless.
And Carrie.
Carrie.
Carrie.
You're Carrie?
Uh, okay.
Yo, yo, yo.
Are we watching the same fucking game?
or once in the same game the fuck I'm getting launched I'm getting lost by this guy
have I said evil chat plus evil R6 wait Jinxie why play the PC why am I
playing in PC lobbies yes what I'm tracking a solo queue to champion on
PC this season and it's going pretty well right now
oh nice you're trying to locate a bomb
you're boosting a copper you're bro you got it bro
how much time is it like three weeks I'm gonna get it I'm gonna get you if I
have to do a fucking 20 hour siege stream to get it I will
All right, a roaming to the top.
The chocos followed Piki.
Yo, Thatcher.
I need you to push me away from me.
Wait, three seasons in ten days?
Oh my god, he's actually right.
Okay, is that about time to get champed?
It should be, right?
You must locate and defuse the bomb.
10 seconds to insert wait three seasons in 10 days. Oh my god, he's actually right.
Is that about time to get champed? It should be right.
You must locate and defuse the bomb. If I need to, I'll do a long ass right
I should have on the last day.
I think I'm going to try and get that one.
I gotta stop playing League in the mornings and play ranked.
You're a snake. This guy's in the closet.
Is there a way you could- wait up! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
All right, you can need it now native
Let's go
So chocolate
So I said thatcher, yo thatcher I need you to get the shit off of him.
One off four remaining.
Last guy got it, got it, got it, got it.
This just mattered to me once, but my god.
Nice.
I've four eliminated.
Score.
Congratulations, successful.
Jack did I not say thatcher, he's gonna push the bridge with me and the wall's electric.
I'm gonna go get him.
Jack, did I not say Patrick is gonna push the bridge with me and the wall's electric?
Bro, but Jack, it's like little things. Like, if he would have naded the door and not listened,
and the bandit would have, uh, but not I. Like, I wouldn't have killed the bandit.
But because he waited, it's just...
He definitely told Patrick that, bro.
Huh?
Yo, go... go up, go up, go up.
We don't have the right ops for them.
It's the Cade and Mera band.
Who do I play?
Who do I play?
Walt and I was good.
Like, if you play Bandit, they won't get the wall.
Am I loud?
OK.
What do you want me to play?
This is all me.
It's all good.
If you guys, I think if we just chill inside and band
at the wall, I'll be annoying and master,
and then they're just going to stall out
because nobody knows how to attack and right.
All right, yeah.
Secure the bomb.
Yeah, give me all those drones.
Bitch.
Yeah, give me all those zones bitch
Hey, Jamesy, I hate you time out Bezzix
I see you, Kenny.
10 seconds.
Activate jamming.
5 seconds.
Increase surveillance on bombs, up for hazard infuser.
We don't reinforce that at the moment.
I
Guys on the fell one thing
Coming up like
I'm watching
another one
last one trophy, last one
he's low low low low
Jinxy, you're the best! You're the best, Jinxy!
Champ's gonna be easy now.
Let's fucking go, man. First game of the day, just ride into another fucking carry, dude.
Let's go.
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Report this Merb? Who's this Merb? What's Merb? I'm on my main account. What do you mean report this Merb? I'm level 1400 on this account.
Jinxy, can you do a lube reveal or review? Okay, no. Now, Ron gave me a good idea yesterday. Chat, we should do a beer mukbang.
I should do a stream where I literally tried like 30 beers or 40 beers and just get literally housed.
Yo XD banana, I'm not joining your party man. Please stop
Anything to drink L alcoholic
Hard attack incoming no guys guys. I wouldn't be like housing 30 beers. I would be what's a call I
I would be fucking right what is happening with this kid yo ex the banana
Literally fuck yourself like literally go fuck himself. I
Would it be drinking 30 beers chat? I would be trying 30 years
like super
Do a drug muckbang next you a laxative muckbang
Evo alcoholic
I
What yo bro, I can hear my voice in your mic
It's me from last game were you on my team or on the other yeah, no no we were on the table
Oh, you were the guy that told me to kill myself, right?
Oh, I swear I thought you were a guy doing a soundboard. I swear I swear
Cuz cuz like it was just too good to be true
All right, bro, let's win the game, bro
Yeah, I got you for the care
And I think it's your one
Jenny all this in my mattress three on PC. I actually want to show you guys this
This like dude, you're going to literally get a boner looking at this. I'm not even kidding. Bro. Look at my mattress three on PC. This is all solo queue.
Like literally all solo queue.
Which at what's my PC name? I don't even know our PC names.
We have us what is my PC name?
Wait, what if I look up Jake's peak and then switch to the connect?
Chad, wait, what is my movie connect name?
How do I know what it is?
You had, here we go, Chad, here's my match history on PCC, it's okay.
Five and two, win, six and four, ten and two, ten and four, thirteen and four, nine and
three, six and four.
I think I have like a two point something Katie in my last like
Is this supposed to be impressive
Do a condom mukbang muts
So you get destroyed, CD Prime.
Reloading! Company!
Reloading.
Wall secured!
I wish there was a way to know you're in the car.
you're in the good old days before you've actually left
wait
bottom way bottom way like on the beepers open area be found
that's Calvin yo guys that was joking me
I
Drop elevator
They're like on me
To me lobby
You got it, boy. Tell me you've pre-fired me, I've got it. Tell me you've pre-fired me.
That's why holding angles is not always the best thing you can do.
One friendly romantic.
He actually, he actually put up so much more than he had.
He popped his special scanner as the lion went off, it felt so good.
Well chat, we finally made it to PC Champ, cause that guy had a champ banner and the other
guy had a champ banner.
I mean not current champ but you get the point.
That guy's a champ banner.
The guy that breathes out like these guys look decent.
You have the reaction time of a sloth appreciate that Devin.
Jinxie do a penis unboxing.
How the fuck would that even work?
Literally.
Bro how the fuck would that work?
Longest Jinxie stream of the year.
Yo, y'all set it up as a part time, you guys set it up.
So, yeah chat, now we're doing everyday six hour streams.
Since y'all set it up as a part timer.
Bro, today might even be more than six hours, man.
You had signs of depression
from a long line of sin in your face
tells a story about place.
Six hours is long.
Me, ho, I might even do seven, bro.
I might even do seven, bro.
I might even do a seven hour stream, six or seven hours.
I'm just gonna secure the bombs.
So, if you stopped into a locker room,
why don't we go here again?
Hi, it's out of the Sam C players at all, man.
We have like one of the best sites in the game.
And I understand, we lost, like we went in here, whatever.
You can go up top first, I don't care.
We have the best site,
like one of the best sites in the game we get literally destroyed and then go and
then go up I sort of stay
Whoa, fortified!
chat what the fuck is that fucking emote?
five seconds left
I need to get kills there top score windows say windows to I think yes I
win this there's one main lobby
of
I
Have square
Yo, get on my top square cam. Can I flank it or no?
Let me check
It's gone it's gone, but there is one elevator one elevator
there's one up one up white stairs and one's elevators
okay you pre-aimed that
This guy is walling, he shot my teammate through the wall three times then flicked on me.
Hi guys, what's up man?
I'm playing right, so what do you want to try?
What's up with you, man?
I'm back, I'm back.
Jax, I just wanted to check in.
Do you potentially have a Silver 2 on your team from last game?
Yeah.
What about him?
Yeah.
That guy is cheating his death off, buddy.
You're getting rolled back.
Wait, you mean this guy right here is cheating?
How do you know?
He's one of two.
Yeah, pull up his tracker.
This is the guy on my team.
Yeah.
2.14 KD.
That started playing the game 2.14 KD.
I mean, he could just be a smurf.
What's his head shop percentage?
Oh, wow.
Oh, in your game, but you see that?
In your game, he drove 13 kills with a 91 headshot.
Yo, silver two guy.
Yo.
Yo, bro, are you cheating?
No, no, no, no, no, I'm legit.
Well, why are you on a brand new account?
What happened?
For me.
He's one and two.
Like if he's cheating, you know, he's not very impressive.
Well, he has an AD and an 85% headshot percentage, and his account was covered last season.
Like a whole set.
Um, yeah, it's okay, so it's his friend's account, but on his main account, he's at 1.3 champ.
I was looking a little suspicious for you, I'm not gonna lie.
No, I swear I'm not cheating.
You can tell by his movement, and hey.
So, on top of his life, you're not cheating?
No, no, like on everything my mother's life. Yes, I'm not cheating. Can you get ashes?
Yeah, I'm not cheating either. Just
Nobody was wondering. Increase surveillance on bombs up for hazardous user.
If I played two games, like carry the first game, just root to all of them. Can you get ashes, please?
I'm like, never. They're pushing, they're pushing dirt.
I
It's Monty, and I don't know what else yeah monkey dirt
Lortes
Still there.
How do you like, what am I playing?
Why am I getting re-fired every round?
Oh my god, is that got controller?
Fuck!
There's one like upstairs.
He definitely hurt me, but I keep getting re-fired.
Fuck!
Alright, well let's watch this, let's watch this guy.
So high fives, this is the guy, right?
Let's see, bro. This is the guy that has a 85% headshot percentage of 2KD, but he could just be a smurf who was just farming in conflict.
Getting server hatch.
Yeah, you might be fried.
I'm never fried.
Yeah, I'm fried.
Thirding's easier.
um
What's the
bag from 2024.
These guys count last season.
What's happening though?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I mean, nothing's been out of the ordinary yet.
Throwing impact.
I need help.
Asper is main account.
Yeah, that's what I'm going to do after this.
Yeah, I'm on to getting grim.
All right, yeah, here he is.
they're so bad
they better go for the flank
smartz
yo, uh, Azami, what is your main account?
you said your main account is a champ, what's your main account?
I don't want to drop it. Just drop it. Hey, can you ban that account if I'm smurfing on this one?
Bro, I actually don't even
No, I don't know
Put the fear of God in this guy. He's scared
No, no, no, no, like I know actually it is my friends account. I bought it
So what like bro? Why why?
Why are you not on your main that we're already in like champion low anyways? What's the point of being on this account?
we
Your cheaters, bro. It's a little lower. There's a lot of cheaters in the lobbies
Spider-man pointing at spider-man chip bro, I don't know man
Like you know your stats make sense if you just farm copper lobbies for like I mean if you have a 2k ad that kind of
make sense and 85% of jobs. You want me to drop? Well, bro, if your main account isn't
banned for cheating, sure. Okay, yeah, yeah, he just dropped it some time. That's that's
why they didn't use your drone to locate a bomb.
That sounds of depression on my long line of seeing in your face.
looks valid to me bro looks good to me but this is just an account like I don't know
if this is his account or what but 10 seconds to go this can literally be anyone's account
I don't think like I think it's dumb to look you free kill
If you don't believe it's okay
HMS HMS rip down the door free kill free kill
On this door on this door
Nice
like dude if I'm in copper lobbies like I'm gonna have a fucking free game but
I'm not cheating but I don't know my head shot is a good lower but I'm also
controlled so I don't know there is an anti cheat he can't cheat
watch the replay yeah I could watch the game
try to do that there, see if he's cheating
shut up
i mean everyone cares, i can't just not see you
you have located a bomb
that's his armor
fuck it, there's one every fucking 10 minutes
no yeah, but like if he's a champ player and he got a fresh one
that is a stream snipe, wallahi, that is a stream snipe
you're slow walking and pre-aiming
alright, this is my last one
yeah
Okay, on everything I love visual stream sniping on everything I love
Yeah, there's like there's no one in sight. I don't think
Fucking stream sniping the January
Jenny gore Jenny gore. They're just gonna come up the stairs one next to us
Yep
top roof
reloading
I'm shooting at nothing
top roof
one's below, one's below
just hold the big one
I can't watch this guy
oh my god, just hold the fucking angle
what the fuck
thank you, stop moving
oh my god
plant a lamp, somebody plant a lamp
he's on the couch, he's on the couch
swinging up on you
Stop Axie gaming, my mic is new to the entire time.
chat. Oh my god. I just got literally stream sniped into oblivion. Like, do you realize
how risky of a play that is for Vigilomation? He walks all the way down the garage, slow
walking and pre-aiming me. Yeah, fucking right. Just unlucky. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I will literally give this guy, on the variance that he killed me, this guy, I'm 85% sure
stream sniping. Maybe 89% sure. Yeah I think we need to go for a play here.
We could take servers and go for plant. Yeah.
Yo uh yeah we could do a turtle plant with Monty but it might be
OD bro. We could just get all the hatchets. See that's that's what I was thinking that's
how I bring hard breach on the ground. Bro let's just let's just get the hatchets to
take from lobby and open area and then just go ying and grim and just be
unbearable
All right, I think like two people should take from
Actually, nobody goes server mode nobody goes over this is wrong there two people take from like lobby or three things like lobby like to take
I guarantee you that Virgil's tonight, but I'll say 85% because he's only killing
like that once. If you do that again, I'm like 100% sure.
I'm gonna jump there.
Roming on my yellow thing. Or, roaming, uh, stop, stop.
Yeah, visual above, visual above.
It's the street sniper. Look at how this guy's playing.
Alright, now I'm a hundred percent sure he's sniping.
I'm getting bullhushed.
Re-touch!
Is he on you, bloke?
Uh, no, I missed it.
Here we go, we'll beat our head.
Now I'm one hundred percent sure he's sniping.
He makes vert above my entry point.
Alright, he is still scared.
Careful, his visual.
This kid is literally like, I mean, I would literally suck him in the fucking jaw.
This visual is something he's fucking little cock on.
I can't help.
That's visual.
Might have been the worst, no matter what.
Alright, now we're just going to break the hatch,
game grim, and then Blitz is just going to drop,
we're just going to show that to mom.
Blitz, you can go directly.
Yeah, we're we eating an agreement
The hatches that's a set of harvests, right? Yeah, I got it
Our dreams game grim. I can stop elevator
I'm gonna go this place I serve
I was guys
On the wall yeah, yeah
Yeah, bro, that was like some so Jinxie, how are you enjoying a PC lobbies finding them easier harder?
I'm not gonna lie bro, easier. I'm not even gonna hold you bro.
It's like the FPS?
Yeah, you just feel like you just feel like you're aimed at just 25 times better on PC because of the frames bro.
Yeah, I still got like 120 FPS.
Cause like the thing about console is like, everybody has 120 frames, but in champ lobbies like there's still so many zims and cronuses and just pieces of shit.
So like if you play on PC, you just get double the frames, bro. So like and mouse is just allowed to
Pro there's still a lot of zoom low key do the exact same push I'm not gonna lie
Also, uh chalk the glass and just go blitz
Let's play in Monty.
My bad, my bad, Miho.
Maybe DokaBe because this creepy degenerate loser is going to stream Sniper again.
It's the vigil.
Boy, I know how to play Doka.
I can do DokaBe.
Yo, Jack.
Everyone, I said I was 85% sure.
Yo, JX, have you ever thought about switching the mouse and keyboard?
Um, no.
Yo, Jack.
Yo, okay.
I was 85% sure of the vigil was sniping.
he made vert above my entry point without me even droning it just made the
bird here like 100% now
your drone has found about that I'm actually said people's them on PC no
they do but the thing is they just are console players you get a hundred twenty
friends because you can QPC in console five seconds to insertion yo I have an
open area cam I want somebody to take open area location and a few
don't give me like shoot it out of the S&P 12 and just hop in instantly
well you're gonna be hot right now this door no don't do it don't do it don't
don't don't don't he's in here in there I'm John no yo don't give me push the
He's stuck in this corner. Where'd he left? He left. No, yeah. He's off the cam.
Off the cam. You can take open. Take him. Take him. Take him. Take him. Take him. Take him.
He's on the cam. Right here. Right here. Swing him. You piggie. You piggie piggie.
Good. You are, bro.
C4, in the sand, on my yellow ping. C4, in the sand, on my yellow ping. C4, in the sand, on my yellow ping.
One HP. He's one HP. He's one HP. He's walking out, walking out.
Yeah, he guess cut. Nice.
Alright. Now we get the hatches. We'll just work from bottom. I'm going to know when I have this test in the camp.
has to go quick let me know you want me to delt me like easy ability I'm getting
open hatch Lucy's on the stairs on the structure 30 each
okay wait low key we can only get one of these hatches because I got open
My position safe.
What do you mean we can only open one of them?
One of them?
It's just so close now.
I thought I said for a day the green bridge is still not open.
It's like really tight.
I'm on ready
They're like triple holding this hatch
One is gone.
Why do you never peek from the window?
Oh my God!
He just refuses.
He fucking refuses!
I
Only get one
That puts was so cool g-man, I think I'm into one
Both of them will both of you get actually one. This is it goes. I go go go. You gotta go
You gotta go 10 seconds remaining. Don't
time when they reach. Hate from Denver. Appreciate that mess. Bro, I just needed that, but I'm
gonna just peek the window one time and I'll kill them. Gang, you're lowkey selling with
you being IGF, I didn't IGL because we didn't even do the push, I said. We broke one of
the hatches somehow by the grace of Satan. I didn't know what happened. I don't know
how we broke one hatch.
They're gonna be outside.
They're gonna be outside.
Go follow a fried meatball with three else on text.
So we're promoting now.
All right.
Had a lot of fun last night.
I miss you.
Yo, yo, yo, can I get a, let me set
All yours bro.
Yes.
Wait, what do you want me on now?
I don't know.
Who do you want me on?
That's Jinxie.
That's Jinxie.
Yeah, Jinxie.
Yo, what's up man?
What's up?
What do you want me to play?
Uh, well, he has a limited selection of operators.
We need a way to break a wall if they're up top.
A wall?
a wall if they're up top a wall I think we should break the square walls you
want like there might kind of square wall yeah or you could or we could do a
lot and now we can't do a lot about Monty just do a any type of hard
breacher like thermite top square yeah yeah they're my top spur I can do I can
do that I can do that I'm gonna play site windows with ram and get no you but
just do your thing I mean I like I don't like I do out like just do your thing
guys don't listen to your chat bro you're a good idea yeah I mean thermite take
the user uh yeah you can come to the site windows late and just blind everyone
in sight and then I could plant like in a smoke
yeah I'm not gonna lie to you I'm about as paid on site windows for a long time
game play site window me thermite and whoever else just push top square
oh it's like it I have a main lobby cam to if you want to check that make sure
no one closes say windows there's one dude in sight right now
snake is there a way you can play like on the wall he's reinforcing this punch it
Punch it.
The top wall.
We're just going to play close with shotgun.
He's on a bomb Chassis right now.
I'm nading out, I'm nading out.
Snake, I think you should push Lobby so we don't die from the bomb.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Bomb.
We aim low, we aim low, we aim low.
We aim low, we do.
I don't know what Canada's right now.
Just below us and we're all right.
Good check, guys.
Why are you not pressing your W and your E, remember to hold Q? Yo bro, I'm not on leak right now, man! Relax!
I played two games of Warwick today, off-stream.
I did good the first game and the second game I hinted the fuck out of the game.
I didn't hint!
I was playing against an Evelyn jungler for the first time and I never want to do that
again.
I might just autoban that bitch.
Yo bro, she basically just goes invisible, spawned it on top of me, killed me twice and
then was over it up with the rest of the game and then followed me around the map like a
fucking freak. Thank you to the guys that commented on the drop apart.
Hey, Lee tonight. Yeah, I'll be on me tonight. I'll be on the show. Brad,
the 25 gifted red W bread in the chat. I'm probably gonna get on the gap to this game
because of the paint and streams that they I literally would like break a foot off up on
on that visual's ass. Brad, think it's 25 gifts at a lovely bro. He's slow walked garage
from third floor having no entire slow walk garage in Breivne. And then the round after
that made bird above me. Disgusting piece of shit. Brad, think it's 25 gift at a lovely
like a
bigger
what's up
could you help
main lobby hatch is not reinforced and we have no one playing over there so
now they got ground on the out there
I think they go for a quick bit
push the garage push the girl what did he say chat he said a gay girl
I think they're going they're going quick quick cc play it and have someone
garage this guy is sweet man like bro this is the vigil I know it is whoever
Switches the bit. I guarantee it
One stop square
You're not quite uh, Ibrahim I'm not Marie kind of cook right here. I'm not gonna lie
Wallahi Wallahi, they're cheating yo bro. I'm getting wall bang and top floor drone
Who at okay?
Okay
I'm not even there are multiple
Multiple like literally multiple stream snappers. I on everything I love there are multiple stream time is on the other team I
I have a uh I can I can I can call the plan out of the camera but they're on hatches.
You see how they're flanged?
Rank players do not do this.
They don't do this.
Inside inside.
Couch by any bomb.
Couch by any bomb.
Couch by any bomb.
Walking up.
Lansing, Lansing, okay, got off it, got off it.
He's not planting anymore, not anymore, not anymore.
Right here, he's right here, crashing his plane.
I can call these, remember I've got you remaining.
I can call any plants, let him go.
He's crouching default.
Running, planting behind the A-ball.
Planting behind the A-ball.
Off it, off it, off it, off it, off it, off it.
He's off it, he's off it, don't pick him.
Don't pick him, Lansing, you have the A-ball.
Go now, go now, go now, go now, go now, go now, go now, go now, go now.
Good one, good one.
Alright Chad, let's get on the eve, that was literally unbearable.
I just got like literally stream snagged fucking ghosted around the map the entire game.
Holy shit, what a fucking loser.
Alright, let's get it on the eve.
Chad, is Top Desk in a game?
Is Top Desk in a game?
I don't know.
What's Top Desk doing?
Bro, he just started the game.
Chad, Chad, Chad, a solo a game?
Chad, Chad, Chad, a solo a game?
Yes or no?
Chad, Chad, a solo a game or no?
I don't care even if he's cheating that was miserable regardless even if he's cheating
it's just another siege loser who's cheating on siege there was even if they weren't cheating
like I was just getting like triple stream sniped last game like I'm good that was literally
He's going to be invincible.
Bro, he's on calling.
Bro.
Okay.
Tell Dantez I'm going to play one game sold out.
Watch his game or you want me to call him.
Call him and watch his game.
Okay.
Yo, Jaycee.
Yo, are you in a game?
Yeah.
Bro, can I watch your match?
Yeah, sure.
No, Jaycee.
Yo, are you in a game?
Yeah.
Bro, can I watch your match?
Yeah, sure.
I think I'm actually going to focus on this one.
How many wins are you off challenger?
What's 9 plus 10?
19.
Minus 9?
10.
Plus 3?
13.
Minus 3?
10.
times three
30
divided by three
10
minus five
five
times two 10
There you go. That's so many ones. I'm away
Why don't you just open up with 10 wind?
Because bro, you gotta fucking work for it sometimes. Okay. Yo, bro. Can you use game sound don't test?
I like the immersion of it. Yeah, I got you. Give me one second
Okay now bro, please I want to learn pro juggling bro. So talk to me man like what's okay like
All right, so it's all right inside the mind of Dante's bro
All right. Okay inside the mind of Dante's
The hamburger from McDonald's locally looked pretty thick in that recent McDonald's add
I might have to search up the Hamburglar hentai after this game, but the good news is this bro
Give me your inside the mind of league not your fucking penis, bro
No, I thought you wanted to know what was going on in my other head
No, bro
I wouldn't like I want to know what it takes to get to the next fucking Michael. That's a jungler because bro
I've been playing good
Dude, I saw that I saw that when I get into by Muda three games in a row
Oh, you might have actually already hit bronze.
Well, I'm not even kidding.
Oh, don't test.
Listen, bro.
I played good, good, good, good, good in all my games.
Then this morning, I was playing with my brother,
and I played against the Avalon jungler,
and I literally was contemplating suicide in GTA.
In GTA, I wanted to end it.
Yeah.
By the way, let me guess, you dropped like fucking 30 kills
on your head now?
She just basically, I don't know how Avalon worked.
So she basically just went invisible a couple of times,
came out of nowhere, killed me, stole Mike's might,
yada, yada, yada, yada, got a higher level than me
and then was over leveled and then just followed me
around the map and literally I became her little fucking,
her little booty bandit.
Yeah, because that's the thing.
So Evelyn is something called a succubus.
Do you know what that is?
No, what is that?
So a succubus is something or someone
that just turns you into like a goon slave, right?
So the thing that Evelyn does is she gets you so far behind
that you can't do anything against her.
And then she just turns you into her goon slave forever
and you just have to satisfy her unendingly
while the game just ends around you.
Yeah, I think Evelyn is a broken champion though.
Like I thought that was unbalanced.
Like this guy was just literally would spawn in,
smite my camp, got over level, kill me.
Like just, I never got vision on him.
Yeah, I know, it literally is broken.
Like, that's why I'm, listen, but did you know that in the lore, Evelyn is like, unironically
a prostitute?
In her character's lore?
Yeah, so that's why the number one way to counter on Evelyn is you need to instantly
all chat the second the game starts, be like, I have AIDS, I have AIDS.
That way if she ever tries charming you, she would get AIDS.
And if she ever gives AIDS to the gang bosses, then her and her pimp both get killed.
So that's why Versus Evelyn always saw the game by saying you have AIDS, and you're
able to end someone if you do so.
So whenever I join a game of League against the Evelyn, just say I have AIDS?
Yes, like you just seem like, and you knew saw like screaming it and bouncing on your
chair while you're doing that.
Like, I have AIDS!
I have AIDS!
I have AIDS!
Like look Jinx you gotta be more fucking enthusiastic like you gotta be shaking it like the among us emote, okay?
I have eight I have eight bro don't test bro speaking up. We gotta get you in the among us game, bro
Right
Sassy Baka bro, I'm good
Bro, I'm gonna be honest. I think one of the sussiest Baka
Yamate Kudasai
uh... desu's ever
what did you say
i'm gonna be honest i don't know why there
i think that's just what they say
the thing is whenever we do streamer among us everybody has a fifteen IQ
so like
nice nontest
bro i'm gonna be on a two-champion but it's kind of brain dead
well okay so let me give you an example okay jingxi
imagine connor mcgregor is doing moi tai
and he's fucking beating the shit out of toddlers right like he would look
pretty fucking OP too right if if if Conor McGregor did it more time no I don't
even think OP I think heck of room is brain death okay Jinx you really want to
say this show and you play Bork and Mastery I'm sorry okay no no like you
you you fucking reject that statement okay I'm sorry bro I notice is like
your one trick but bro he kind of might give the prince in Clash Royale and I
I literally had personal beef with the prince in Clash Royale.
What would the prince do?
Ba-da-da-da-ding, ba-da-da-da-ding, ba-da-da-da-ding, ba-da-da-da-ding.
And he would just sprint at you, ba-da-da-ding-da-ding.
And he would go 100 miles an hour. He would just fucking charge at you.
He was literally eight.
Isn't that the hog rider?
No. The hog rider goes, hog-ra-da.
The prince goes, ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra.
Dude, dude, can I just say what we're all thinking what hog rider has some crazy fucking dick game like we can already tell you know what I mean
Yo, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Well, dude, it means what it means like do you disagree?
Bro, I don't think about an inanimate object penis, bro. Oh my god. Wait. Oh
My god, don't that's your actual again
No, dude, like just in early game, I'm gonna actually play a game of clash. Okay, do it
Yeah, if you play a class of plans you're an NPC chat. Let's see if I still got it
Let's see if I still got it. Let's see if I still got it y'all
But isn't classroom pay-to-win like you just buy all the OP shit and then you just win the game
Yes, but to an extent like okay if you pay the win like okay there's probably
realistically one to two hundred a thousand people with max debts maybe
more maybe more so like okay yeah so like let's say you're on a fresh account
and I'm on like a pay-to-win account but I win again soon and one be one
Um, well, you would lose every time because we would do a friendly battle and our levels would be even.
Okay, but it seemed it wasn't a friendly battle and I met you on the water. Would I just run your shit in?
Don't test. You would never beat me in this game. If you have zero experience, you would never beat me in this game, dude.
Jinxy, it's a game for toddlers, bro. I would fucking destroy you.
Yo, buddy, buddy, buddy, watch that shit. Seriously.
You wouldn't beat me in Clash, it's not a toddler, okay.
Jinxie, if I can get Challenger and League of Legends, I could run your shit in Clash, no doubt, bro.
All you have to do is drag a fucking ability to the fucking board.
Mio, beta, you're comparing a MOBA to a fucking strategic phone game.
Bro, Clash Royale is closer to chess than... fuck, my brain exploded, I don't even know what else to say.
Do you think chess is a hard game five year olds become the highest rank in that shit?
Yeah, five year old prodigies like Magnus Carlson. You fucking idiot. Okay, so name me one five year old prodigy that hit challenger and league none
You actually have a good point bro Jack this is why using dagger duchess is literally the worst thing you could do ever
Look, bro. His princesses can shoot. Why would you willingly use dagger duchess?
I
Okay, I'm a top
What's my prime in class shot top 7200 my prime and clash is top 7200
The highest I've ever peaked at is like top 70 global my highest peak in clash is higher than your highest peak in league buddy
Jensie, I'm not gonna lie bro. You could be talking tight like Chinese to me for all. I know what you're saying right now, dude
these words have no meaning I've never played the game before like I used to
play how shitting when I was young yo yelling yo my
that's that's that's my peak in class right now it's top 1700 what's your
peak in league uh rank 30 Korea okay I just got logged in the living okay but
my peak in siege is one wait really yeah I hit number one champion like four
seasons ago chat remember the 24-hour stream wait was that the beginning of
the season when everyone's like a low rank though yes yeah that's the same time
I had ranked 30 Korea hey dude it's still gonna though still got it though okay
this guy goes go to the back and sing on like so so we know he's a toddler who's
literally breathing like out of his fucking mouth so now I can just go
minifuckin laid on the gold and the games over
Dude, Jinxie, why are you acting like it's a strategic game, bro?
All you do is just drop shit on the board and hope it sticks because it's literally classified as a strategic game
Yo, bro, I know your whole thing that says to like literally just be a dumbass bro. Hey, don't just clash bro
This is strategic fucking game, buddy
Dude, Jinxie the only strategic thing about clash Royale is
Is budgeting your paycheck to be able to afford being competitive or also being able to pay your fucking rent?
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, you're actually clocking classes to you right now.
You're actually clocking their teeth.
Bro, but, Miho, I got, Miho, I got top 1700, bro, could you give me some flowers?
Yeah, I got you. I'll give you the flowers for that. Share your screen, my game just ended, I wanna watch.
Oh wait, have you ever watched class gameplay before or no?
Um, I mean, I think I've watched like that one clip of you with Ron when he was using the arrows
Yeah, the one where he was shouting fireball and aimlessly firing fireballs around
Yeah, that one
I'm gonna give you an inside the mind
So basically my opponent is fucking horrible at the game and they're using an off matter of dog shit back
But I'm gonna go quick minions here to distract the inferno dragon that way he doesn't DPS my boulder
Well, Jinxie, Jinxie, hold on. What if he's just not as fortunate as other people and he can't afford the meta decks?
Okay, well now you just made me feel like a piece of shit.
Dude, what if he's sitting there and he can't even afford to pay rent this month?
Yo, okay.
And his mom's going hungry every night and you're sitting here just shitting on him with a meta deck because you paid $1,000.
Okay, okay, yes. Now I feel like a piece of shit.
Okay, but I mean this is just basically just a free win for the boys nothing crazy. Just keep it simple
GG's man. Alright, Johnten, are you ready for some league buddy?
Bro, are you ready for some league? Bro, you like you're close to fucking iron lunging
So you're gonna be peeking. Yo, uh, miho, I believe I'm two wins away from iron one right now
Whoa Johnten! LCS playoffs dude!
Yo chat me and doctors are gonna be watch part in some of the LCS games guys
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest James. See we might have to get our shit together for that
Okay, don't lump me in with you, bro. You need to get your shit together
Bro, so chat in LCS, bro, there is like sponsorships and like we have to be PR
We're not even getting paid, but like if we watch party LCS chat, we actually need to be PR. We need to be like PR, dude.
So, yeah, don't test. You can't be talking about Teemo mains, man.
Yeah, but, dude, GenC, GenC, GenC. What if, what if I give such like a graphic sexual description about what two of the league champions are doing to each other,
other that then the companies end up giving more money to riot because they're like, yo,
we sponsored you for this amount, but these guys are funny as fuck.
So we're going to give you more money.
So it's like, maybe it could have an unintended side consequence.
Does that make sense?
Okay.
This is actually not a bad shout out to you, yo, Dantes, what food would you order if you
were me?
Would you order chilies, McDonald's, Kobe, Japanese steakhouse, Chipotle, Mexican grill,
or Wendy's?
I'd order a fucking two game win she can put the fucking phone down.
Why do you deserve to eat if you're not iron one yet?
Yes sir, I put the phone down.
And you better not fucking order Jinxie.
Like don't think that just because this is the first coach in a few days they're gonna
be fucking slacking.
Do you understand me?
Yes.
Yep, coach, I, voila, I just put my photo away.
All right, I'm gonna go tinkle, BRB guys.
No losing tonight, hive mind.
I need you to select Warwick and ban Ramis.
If you don't do that, I will end you in GTA.
Okay, now listen to me, hi boys.
What you're gonna do is you're gonna walk in Diana
and you're gonna ban Warwick so he doesn't play it.
Diana's getting buff next patch
and Jinx is gonna have to learn how to play it.
He was already really good at it last time and we got to make sure that he actually plays it properly
Like i'm telling you this is one of those times where he's gonna sit there and he's gonna like actually learn
Like i'm telling guys listen he needs to learn diana. It's literally getting fucking buffed bro. Like it is literally getting buffed
So we we need to get him off the wick for a little bit because like if he becomes like a warwick crutch
Then the same thing is going to happen that happens to him in Siege with shotguns, you know what I mean?
We cannot have him be a Warwick crutch and leap. It cannot happen. He needs to actually get his shit together.
All right, now Vyze, ban Warwick. Yep, you're gonna ban Warwick now.
And then I want you to trade with the top laner's pick. Go the first one, bonus damage, yep, that one. Perfect.
Okay, good. So now you're gonna ban Warwick. Yep, and then you're gonna trade pick with your top laner
Guys if Jinx he didn't want this he wouldn't be he wouldn't be vaping right now
Every single thing that happens is a choice, right? So Jinx see going to the bathroom. Oh god
He's just use what we're gonna do if I don't get wait what?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I lead for 30 seconds and Master Yi and Warwick get banned.
Don't say what should I do?
Well, okay, so Jinxy, what happened was is why you were gone?
Hi Vyze actually typed in the chat and he was like, hey guys, time to fuck with Jinxy
again.
just bands warwick and says, let's put him on Diana.
He had a lot of fun on that last time.
And then your teammate banned Masry.
So now you're going to have to second time Diana
because high buys decided that this was going to happen this
game.
But don't test.
There's no chat history.
There's no chat logs.
No one's even going to look.
No, he typed it in the stream.
So let me get this straight down, Pess.
I leave my setup for 25 seconds.
I come back, Master Yi's gone, and Warwick are gone.
Dude, walk in Diana.
Jinxie walk in Diana, please walk in Diana.
Jinxie, please walk in Diana, please walk in Diana.
OK, but I need to get to the bottom of this, because high-vives.
If I picked Warwick, why would my team ban it?
What'd you pick, high-vives?
No, no.
High-vives band Warwick
Say voila voila high-vives band Warwick
High-vives you get the phone call
High-vives you get the fucking phone call
Okay, okay, let's shut shut shut shut the shut the fuck up
You sound awfully skipper today. Yo, hi guys. Where's my warwick at bro? Where's
my warwick at?
So you're saying I should beat the shit out of my coach?
Yes, your coach is blaming you on me as an out.
First of all, there's a lot of red flags to the story.
One, nobody typed.
Two, I don't even know what characters to select.
Because I don't play the game.
And three, he's a piece of shit.
Great.
My eyes.
Great.
Yo, Dantez, I'm going to have your ass on a stick.
Why am I on Diana?
Jinxie, jinxie, jinxie, jinxie.
Buy, buy your smite, buy your smite, buy your smite.
Jinxie listen to me, what's worse, what's worse?
Is it worse that I lied to you about High Vise
doing all those awful things,
or the fact that High Vise is a snitch?
What's actually worse, think about it.
You lying about all of those things.
Okay, fair point.
So listen, the reason why you're on Diana this game, Jinxie,
is because we're gonna get to an elo soon,
where Warwick is gonna start getting bad.
And Diana, I really liked your Diana gameplay last time, and she's getting buffed next patch, okay?
Yo, buddy! Hey, buddy, buddy, buddy!
I don't give a crud! I've been going hammies with Warwick!
What the hell?
Jinxy, but it's like you with shotguns in Siege, bro!
NO! WATCH THAT SHIT! WATCH THAT SHIT!
I'm not a shotgun one-trick!
Okay, listen.
Jinxie, if shotguns could get banned in Siege, what rank do you think you would be?
Champion! Literally! On God! Champion! On God!
Have you ever hit champion without shotguns?
That's not possible! They've been in the game!
Nobody have you ever done it! Have you ever done a challenge? Press W, where you haven't hit champion without shotguns. Be honest!
Why would anyone ever do that? Look, I have to make rotations. Why would anyone ever do that?
anyone ever do that yo bro bro bro hey hey bro I'm cool with the coaching man
I'm cool with thank God thank fucking God thank God honestly oh my god yo listen
don't no no hey don't touch my whirlwind I'm about to be two wins away from
fucking iron one as you would say buddy buddy buddy listen listen bro let me
myself crystal clear if warwick gets banned sure I'll give Diana a little bit
of a dab I sucked it with master key I'm never playing him again but don't fucking
ban warwick buddy okay jing see jing see imagine you're in a plane and the plane
crashes right and you have a professional would I imagine that because
wouldn't I just instantly blow up and die no jing see listen to the fucking story
Now!
Imagine you're in a plane and the plane crashes on an island, okay?
And then as it crashes, there are only two survivors.
You and a professional farmer, right?
You playing Warwick every game is like you killing that professional farmer and eating
them for food.
But if you would leave them alive, even though sand isn't as tasty as human meat, long term
You get a good sustenance.
It's the same concept by you playing warwick.
It's like you're getting short term gratification, but you're not getting the
long term gratification.
Does that make sense?
Bro buddy, buddy.
I just want to get bronze, dude.
The fuck.
Dude, it Jinxie.
Listen, you want to get bronze, but do you want to get sober after?
Yes, bro.
I want to pass Ludwig.
You know that.
Yes, so Jinxie, let me tell you Ludwig, he can only play one champion
Moderately decently and that's a moomoo if we get you on three champs and they're all 1v9 demon carries
Do you understand the kind of damage you could cause? It's like we get a toddler
We inject him full of steroids and we let him loosen the shoots of New York
That's gonna be you Jinxie at LCS finals. Wait, am I?
Am I the toddler?
Yes. Yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, girl.
Uh, I like the analogy. Can I not be a fucking infant?
Look, bro, Jincy, you're iron right now! Do you understand?
Yeah, what's so bad about iron? Why do you always say iron?
It's not bad, but it's like you're in the beginning processes.
Jincy, it's like you just fertilize the womb and you're the embryo.
Iron, you're the embryo, bro. And we need to sit down.
We need to make sure that you have the best sperm inside of you
to make sure that you develop properly.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, but dude, don't be mean to irons, bro.
Hey, we're people too.
Irons are people also.
Buddy, and there's a lot of us, dude.
Irons are people too, Chad.
I'm going to stand up for us, man.
Irons are people, bro.
And we have rights, OK?
You can't just walk all over us and shit on our forehead
and call us toddlers, bro.
Maybe we're iron because maybe we're good at other games, dude.
Maybe we're iron because we have a girlfriend.
Maybe we're iron because we leave our house, okay?
Maybe we're iron because we have a social life, man.
Stop being so frickin' mean to irons, bro.
Not everybody dumps 36,000 hours into League of Legends, buddy.
Why is my entire chat disagreeing with me?
Jinxie, 80% of iron players don't have the right amount of chromosomes.
And that is a statistic fact.
I'm gonna disagree.
No, no.
Hey, I'm gonna actually disagree with you on that, man.
Jynxxy, facts don't care about your feelings, bro.
It's a statistic fact.
What are you, Ben Shapiro, dude?
Yo, lock it in the game, bro.
Okay, alright.
Let's talk to Bob Folkare.
You ready for this?
Yo, but bro, just not us.
Hey, come on.
Yep.
Irons are people too, man.
Be nice to us, bro.
Yeah, but Jynxxy, imagine when you're bronze.
When you're bronze, you won't have to grandstand about irons having human rights anymore.
You can sit there and say that they deserve nothing except to be stepped on by everyone around them
and used as cannon fodder in the fucking, in the artillery cannons.
So, Dates, you're basically saying iron serves zero purpose instead of playing.
The only purpose iron- oh, it's my this, my this, my this, my this, my this, it's gonna be set,
That's my toys. Okay. The only purpose that iron players serve jing see is to give bronze players free wins
It's like fish eat bigger fish the only purpose that bronze players serve is to give silvers free wins
There is always a better league player than you and he's gonna take your LP. So it's about you getting better. What are you doing?
Well, what what the fuck just happened?
I'm not sure, my my my my my my danger is crash, I'm good.
Okay, okay, you're good now.
So the only point of bronze is to feed silvers, you said?
Yes, exactly.
It's like, okay, you know how in the ocean, there's like sardines?
I thought those come in cans.
Yeah, but Jinxie, where the fuck do you think they come from?
Before the cans!
Thomas!
Oh, that actually makes sense, okay.
okay so it's like think of it this way as an iron player you're like a little
sardine swimming through the ocean until a big red snapper comes up behind you
and starts dicking you down with his fish cough
okay does that make sense yes and then when you're a silver you're like that
red snapper getting dicked down and fucked on by a dolphin oh okay and then
when you're when you're the dolphin right now you walk around and you're
getting dicked down and fucked on by a great white shark. Does that make sense?
Yeah, okay. Exactly. And that's what it's like playing League of Legends. So it's all
just one big like sex organization. Yes, exactly. No, no, no, no. Like it's like one
it's one big ecosystem of like who gets to bang you. Exactly. Yes. Yes. It's like,
Listen, loading into a game of League is like you're entering a gang bang, except you don't know who's going to get fucked.
Okay, go for this. Go in, go in! Go in! Go in! Please! E, hold Q.
Oh my. E. Okay, back up. Okay.
Okay. No, no, don't take the wave. Go for the barcrab. Barcrab.
My team doesn't deserve gold bro, you're setting me aside.
Okay, why are we flashing?
Uh, I'm flashing so I don't get...
I'm flashing because I'm Ivern bro, what do you want me to say?
Alright, that's fine, that's good.
So now you're gonna go for the crab and then you're gonna reset, okay?
So now Jinx, what you're gonna do as punishment is while you're recalling, I want you to start jiggling your body.
Are you doing it?
Yes, I jiggled I jiggled. Okay, good. So now what we're gonna have to do is I want to explain to you something, okay?
Do you see how right now it says you have three hundred and eighty gold?
Yeah, what's the problem, man?
So the thing is that when you leave base you always want to make sure you spend all your gold, right?
Think of gold like money in real life, right? Like let's say you're going around and you're paying for let's say
I don't know syringes right it's full of black tar heroin to inject into all the people that bullied you through our entire life
And kill them we don't want to leave the drug dealer with
$300 in the in the in the fucking pocket right we want to make sure that we spend all of it
So as many of the people that made our lives miserable will find a way to fucking suffer for their sins does that make sense?
And it's the same with League of Legends. So when you're leaving base, you always want to make sure that you spend all your gold
because they are going to want to make you suffer. And the more gold that you have spent, the stronger you are.
Do you see what I mean?
Yes, got it. Yes, sir. Understood, sir. Always leave with zero.
Exactly, yes.
So you're not even buying the shitty boots. You're not even buying the shitty boots.
Yeah, but Jinxie, listen, listen. What if I told you that the shitty boots aren't actually shitty boots?
What if I told you movement speed is the most broken stat in the entire game?
That's... really?
Think about this one, okay? Imagine movement speed in League of Legends like bullet travel speed in like Rainbow Six.
Imagine different guns had different speeds on which the bullets travel. Which ones would be able to kill other people first?
Fast bullets and killing faster.
Exactly and it's the same with league because the thing is that when you you are faster in the game you can dodge skill shots
You can minefield down press up and chase him press up and chase him press up and chase this old fuck chase him chase him
Okay, so you start out when you press E nice
Okay
Chase who I can't catch it. What the fuck are you talking like bro?
Stay on hacker a man. Seriously. I would have gave up if you just told me to give up
Well you said to chase him, I can't get to him bro, you fucking idiot, you idiot!
I'm sorry bro, I don't know what I feel like.
Jinxy, can I ask you a question?
Yes, what's up?
Okay, do you think the first man that went to the end of the rainbow
was the first guy that ended up fucking the leprechaun in the ass and sealing all this pot of gold?
Yes, the first guy to get there, yeah.
No, no, he wasn't Jinxie, but it was the guy that never stopped chasing the end of a rainbow that managed to get that Leprosy.
Does that make sense? And it's the same thing with League of Legends.
It's not?
Alright.
Did you just say Leprosy?
Well, yeah, Leprechaun Ossie. Leprosy.
It's like, you know how like Thumbboys, it's like Butthole Ossie, like Bussie?
Bussie, yes, yes.
Okay, so now Jinxie, while you clear your bulbs, I want you to start winking your hole.
What is going on?
Please, you're going to have to start like holding it and then pushing out and you're
going to do this really fast until your asshole starts winking.
Does that make sense?
Bro, did Faker do any of this shit, bro?
like
Let me ask you a better question
Do you think faker would have ever doubted his coaches if you really want to become the best?
No, probably not bro. No, so start winking your fucking
No, dude, you do it internally. It's like imagine trying to push and pull
So push and pull to my ass. Yes, exactly and then you it's like it starts winking
look bro, let me focus on the game, you already emptied me once, please
jingzy, why were you bouncing up and down in your chair?
because I'm winking my hole bro
okay, alright fine, okay so listen, this is what we're going to do now, okay?
you're going to play for the crugs, after the crugs we're going to have to have you reset and look on the grubs, okay?
what if I told you not to press, I already knew that
did you, wait did you really?
Okay, so I'm gonna ask you a question. What's the play after grubs that and talk to me?
Well, we have to we have to like the reason why you're a heck of a player bro is because you don't assess what's in front of me
The thing is I it changes in the fly dude. I don't know what if the next place
It's probably for me gonna be a topgank because it's more or no not a topgank
Sorry, it's probably gonna be Scott and then I'm just gonna work from this quadrant here, bro
Jinxie, you know what it feels like when you talk to me and you say, oh, a hechrom player
in the tribe like making me understand the game?
Yes.
It's like, imagine, I'm like the karate master and I have my own dojo and then one day this
like mentally like a not all there kid with like a white belt walks in and because he
manages to get one proper fucking like karate chop, he thinks that now he's a fucking king
Shit, and he starts challenging the dojo sensei, but do you know what the dojo sensei has to do now to that guy?
Okay, well run away run away he's invincible run away run away run away. I just run away run away
Okay, I'm fine. Okay. Okay. They can turn just auto your Q sub in one second hold Q hold Q
Why didn't you fight?!
I would have died, bro. You're a hack-a-lanke player.
Please let me play the game.
Dinksy, I'm not kidding. If I hear you said that one more fucking time, bro,
Tarzan Springs might not be the only place that you have to worry for your life inside of.
One second, I'm maugging you.
Oh, wait, I'm still...
Bro, listen, bro, the player has outgrown the coach, man.
Like, I already...
Bro, don't test. Bro, I'm ready for...
Ah, France, man.
Like, I'm better than you, bro.
stay on the heck of him
do you wanna one who won me on warwick after this game?
okay sir i'm sorry
jing see i'm gonna be honest listen
if you think you're the best dog there is on the warwick
then you better start fucking
BARKING LIKE ONE!
NOW!
who's a good boy at barfing?
BARK! BARK! BARK!
just like that
Not nice. Now I feel like a fucking weirdo. Cause you stop.
Bro, coach, are you sure that baker did that though, man? Seriously?
Jinxie, jinxie, jinxie. But let me ask you a question, okay?
It's like Albert Einstein asking Socrates if Jeffrey Epstein had to become the best scientist on the planet
To learn how to create gravity, but that's not how it works, bro.
How did we even get to Epstein out of that?
Because he's the guy that fucking created gravity.
Wait, what?
Bro, you know he did it. He created awful shit.
Dude, dude, Jinxie, just back up. That guy literally created gravity.
it's not even it's like well documented in the history books
okay no no what you're gonna do is you're gonna back up and recall
no you're gonna let your team die let them die let them die let them die
let them die actually never mind you don't have to
okay go to drag go to drag go to drag
Jinxie go drag go drag drag
Okay, can you at least kill the old man yo bro, I'm mugging you bro one moment
Jinxie Jinxie you cannot just sit in this call and every time I tell you to do something
Like you just refuse to listen and say you're mocking me. That's not how any of this is supposed to work. Okay. Yes
I'm sorry
Like it do you understand what it's like? It's like imagine a
Guy gets singing lessons from Michael Jackson and then when Michael Jackson tells him to do something
He's like no no, I'm not gonna do it
Oh, I'm mocking you and he just starts fucking like fingering his own ass like let's help the most blood curdling yell ever
Yo, me how it's okay. I got it. I got it
Yo, Meeha!
Oh wait, okay.
Smite at 1000, 1000, 1000, 1000.
Good!
Good smite.
Okay.
Press E. You're gonna die anyways, but it's okay.
Good.
Okay, so JNC, whenever you die but you make a worth fight, you need to ult shot right now.
Worth, comma, scum bags.
Worth, comma, scum bags.
Okay.
Good.
So now the enemy team knows where they stand.
So they know now, it's like, damn, like even if they got the kill, they're still nothing
more than like the dirt on the corner of your suit.
Does that make sense?
Yes, captain, yes, aye aye captain.
I can't hear you!
Aye aye captain.
Whooooo!
Lips in a pineapple under the sea
No! I said apart! I said apart!
Lips in a pineapple under the sea
SpongeBob Squarepants
Annoying and yellow and porous is he
SpongeBob Squarepants
No! Not SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
Annoying and yellow and porous is he
SpongeBob Squarepants
It's not a cool nonsense, it's something you wish.
SpongeBob SquarePants, that's not what I'm here to live on, like a fish!
Okay, JynxC, you just stole my line again, so you can decide your own punishment now.
Um, can I be Alvastine?
Only if you do it very sensually.
Okay, you know what, bro? Faker did not- no, no, no. Faker did not do this, man.
Okay, well, let me ask you a question. Faker did not do this, man.
Do you have proof that he didn't do this?
Okay, that's actually a good fucking point, no.
But Jinxie, listen, if you don't have proof that someone did something, right, and there's
also no proof that they didn't do something, then there's a 50-50% chance that what you're
saying is true.
That's why when someone ints your game and you randomly call them a pedophile, it's like
you're flipping a coin as whether or not what you're saying is a, like, a logistic fact.
Does that make sense?
Yes.
you're saying is what you're saying then?
well no it's not here say jing see
it's a logical conclusion
because either you did it or you didn't do it
it's a 50% chance
hold on coach
I'm mocking you one second
you're gonna want to watch this
okay can you press W
you
you
you
you
you
Keep moving forward how much you can take and keep moving forward
That's how it is done now if you know what you know
What you know what you know what you're worth, but you gotta be willing to take the eggs
And not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you want to be because they hear us or her or anybody
Cowards do that and that ain't you you're better than that
Bro, this is for Ivan one don't ask
Can you please like just heighten me up man? Seriously. This is for iron one and I'm out of mug the fuck out of this warwick streams
I think the link one
All right, so Jinx that one you listen here. I know
You've been playing this game for about three and a half weeks now
You've been doing your brother for about three and a half weeks now you've been getting coached for about three and a half weeks now
Most people that start playing League of Legends and start the Ryan journey
It takes them months to get back to where they started because League of Legends isn't
just a learning process, it's a war against you.
It will tear away your soul, it will tear away your mind, it will tear away the fabric
of your being.
And you're at a point right now, Jingxi, where three weeks in, against all odds, you
You are about to outrank where you first started your journey.
You are about to sit here and do something that nobody thought you would do.
And that's actually be able to get somewhere.
This Jinxie for Ivan I isn't the first step of your journey, it isn't.
It's the precursor for it.
This is where the journey looks like it will begin, because for you the journey starts
when you hit bronze, it continues when you hit silver, it climaxes upon completion of
gold and platinum, and then as you look down at all the people around you that you've
vested, that you've slaughtered, and that you've outranked, and as Ludwig looks up at
you with fear in his eyes, realizing that he got mugged yet again at yet another game.
Then you can realize that you are now the talk dog, the 2023 gamer of the fucking year!
You are that!
But Jinxie, this journey isn't just about being the 2023 gamer here.
Don't forget to press W
It's about going for more than that Janksy
Because so help me God for all that it is worth if you hit diamond in League of Legends by the end of this year
I guarantee you that you won't just be the twenty-twenty-three game of the year anymore
You're gonna be the fucking two-time
2026 as well. Do you understand?
And, yes, yes.
Alright, so now what you're gonna do is don't forget how your E works.
The way it works is you're gonna press your Q on the camp, and then you E where your Q on.
So like Q now, you can Q now, Q now on the camp, and then you E on the big one.
So you only ever want to use your E once, okay?
So I want you to just like hover the Q range as well before you use it.
Just so you can get like an idea of how long the Q range is.
So when you're walking towards your red, I want you to click it and then just like drag it out all the way.
Yep, now just try it, okay, okay, because GenC, don't forget, your Q range right now,
it goes to about the middle of that push that you see right there, okay?
So the thing is that you can actually pull camps with your Q, so if they run towards
you faster, which increases your clear speed, but you're not using your W, you need to be
using your W here.
So now walk to your Krugs, your Krugs, your Krugs, nope, not the Krugs, and then you're
going to Q and you're going to E over the wall, because you can actually Q and then
over the wall. So Q where the big crowd would be. There you go. So Jinxie, you need to get it out of
your system that you're constantly going for these like double E's. You only ever want to E once on
the big target, okay? Got it. Okay, so now I want you to press W and just like finish this camp.
Okay, number one. Okay, now go to the, okay, so on Diana, you're gonna max your Q, then your W,
then your E. Okay? Alright, so now go put this crab. This is free. You can use your E.
Remember, any time you see that you use your Q, okay, no. You want to only use your E when you
land your Q. Okay, so recall. Just recall. Because your Q is going to put a little light thing on
top of them. So when you E afterwards, you're going to buy that dusk and dot item. So just right
click dusk and dot. So now Jinx here, I want you to just hover really far away from your character
model and I want to just press Q just so you can see what the range is see and it
goes even further than that like it goes way further like I want you to do it
again like go on the top of your screen and press Q top of your screen and
press Q Q on the gum see like that now now you can eat okay so you didn't eat fast enough
so back up a bit there go because the thing is that you want to Q and then
want to E right before it expires think of it like you remember on Master E you
She went E at the same time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Diana is the same thing.
So getting better at Diana will also make you better at Master E.
So you're going to Q here.
Remember, you always Q from far away so that you can pull the cam first.
Now W, don't forget your W.
You're always forgetting your W. Make sure you use it.
So the way that Diana-
My Q is a ranged attack, and what does my E do?
My E dashes?
Yeah, your E is a dash.
Now Jinx, the thing about it that you have to understand though,
is that Diana's passive works in a way where when she uses an ability, she gets attacked faster for 5 seconds.
So normally how you want to do it is you Q, E, N, and then you're going to auto-attack 3 times,
then you're going to press W, and then afterwards you're just going to Q whenever it stops.
What is E twice deal? What does that mean?
It puts it on cooldown. Like you do not want to use your E twice because it's a 20 second cooldown.
Now walk bot. You can walk bot this free gank. What's your own?
Let's show him. Okay, so tier GenC. I want you to... Okay, just keep running. Run away. You don't want this one to go up.
You have to flash away.
Flash away. This is good. Now, Q the Warwick so that he can catch up to you. Have you Q him and then lock to your tower?
Run away. Just run away. Run away.
Okay, press W the second it's up. W the second it's up.
Okay. Yeah, this character sucks, dude.
GenC.
You missed a Q.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean it's a character.
That's a problem.
Diana is in what's making you miss the Qs, right?
Well, yeah, but I didn't know you could miss a Q.
I like missed a Q.
Yeah, that's called a skills shot.
GenC, it's like, think of it like this.
A skills shot is like a gun, right?
If you walk into a random parking lot
and you start just firing everywhere,
then yeah, the gun was deadly.
But if you just keep it a whole cert, right,
and you only use it if there's a bad guy,
Then it was worth it, does that make sense?
It's the same thing with your abilities from League of Legends.
Your abilities are weapons and you have to actually use them properly.
Does that make sense?
Sure. Okay.
Okay.
I think she just sucks though, bro. That's probably why she's getting buffed.
No, she doesn't suck, bro. I got a pen to kill last night with her, y'all sorry.
So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the top of our poker.
Q and then E. Jynxie, I want to see Q E.
Like it should always be a thing of QE and you shouldn't have to look at your keyboard you should know where these abilities are on your like fingers already, right?
Now, you know how I get that I go E and I get the 20 seconds. What do I if I go E then later on like
Yeah, so your E only goes on cooldown if they don't have that little white that little light thing on top of that
You're on top of their head so you have to always queue then eat you do not ever use your E
I must use your Q first. You understand what it's my argue
Your art pulls everyone into you and it does more damage based on the amount of people you put in
I put this warwick into a coffee
Not now yet. You can't fight me super open
Now James you don't forget you could be hitting these these camps with your Q from way further
And if you do it actually makes your clear speed better. Do not use your E a second time when you farm ever
Okay
But you need to sub good habits
Okay, so when this is up you're gonna Q so I want to get in the rhythm of it Q auto attack auto attack auto attack then W
No, W
Now now Q Q no, okay, so remember Jinxie you only ever E after you Q only
Only e after Q repeat after me. I will only after I will only ever e after
Exact yes, so now walk to your crugs and then Q eat them instantly
I want you to do it instantly Q and then eat the big one. There you go. That's good. No, W
Don't forget your W because it's always Q e wait a bit double you
Okay, and they're gonna recall you're gonna recall
Looks like we're losing sir.
No you're not.
That's yes the lobby bitch.
That's all that matters.
So now right click your dusk and dawn again and now run to the void grubs.
Let's go.
Okay Jinx I want you to understand something okay.
Nobody believes that you can actually use that in this kit properly except for me.
So I don't want you to let me down.
You're gonna only E after you Q and you're gonna not forget about your W, okay?
Yes, and use use your Q from like a far range so I care for example drone over the Warwick
You're gonna kill him go from mark up nice go for this nice nice smite him smite him smite smite ff up nice
You see that yeah, it's my character man. Yes, and I'll kill this so Jinxie there
I'll tell you something crazier. You even miss your Q and you still want that now use your W
use your W
Now your Q works in an arc
So I want you to Q that void grub the furthest away from you the furthest one away from you. Yep
No, that's the closest one. Okay, nevermind. Well, we're not gonna go down. So now press W
Yep, no, it's all good. No, that was good. That was very good
So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna go for this crap, but I want you to Q from far away
Remember Q from far away Q now Q now, but you can do it from even further Jhin see like okay now
I want to fight him you can fight him
Fight him press Q
Flash away you missed your Q. Oh
Wow, okay
Nice
Good, okay. No jinx. You're gonna have to run away. Just run away run away run away run away
You might you might be that you're pressed I'll be pressed. I'll be pressed. I'll be double double double you double. Yes. Yes keep on it
keep running just keep running just keep running okay run all the way back to
base run back to me no jinxed you just I'll play the fuck out of him
okay so you're gonna buy your desk and on and then after this you're gonna
right-click that Hextech rocket belt it's where it says commonly built the
last one the literal last one commonly built it's the literal lot no
Commonly built well, but yep. Oh, no, okay. Wow, I mean wow like
What the fuck are you talking about man, I mean wow
I just mod world with twice. Can you show me a little love god damn it
Fucking hide me up man. Jesus
Fuck okay look jigs. I'm gonna be honest the only reason I'm not screaming every time you get a kill
It's because I don't know why but whenever I've been screaming for the last like 10 minutes my
I get this weird feeling in my chest. So I have to like relax a little bit
Okay, so now you're gonna cue this and then you're gonna eat now remember
You're gonna always cue from far away, and then you're gonna hear right and then don't forget about your W
Like though your W is like the neglected middle child right now
You got to give him some lover. He's gonna turn out into a serial killer or a prostitute
Alright, so now Q and then W. W, don't forget about W. No, you cannot forget about W. Alright,
and now go, okay now go to the Raptors, the Raptors.
So now GenC, when you get close enough that you think, like here, here you can Q. Nice,
now E. So now GenC, don't forget you want to E from max range, because now look, your
He is on cooldown because he didn't use it fast enough.
You need to be faster, Jengzee.
It's like, okay, think of your Q and E like you're edging and not.
If you hold onto your edge for too long, what happens?
I'm not able to do that, bro.
I'm gonna be...
No, this is good. Just press W, press W, press W, press W.
Press W and R. Yes, and now Q.
Q, yes.
Nice!
My dessert is broken.
I told you! Now go bot! Go bot!
Control Q, go bot.
They're running away, so let's recall, recall, recall.
You can't get dragon bro, cause it's not up!
It's okay, so now you're gonna buy the rocket belt, but dude I told you, like this champ
is good, that's why I want you to play more.
Buy the merchants on your next back.
So walk to the top crab, top crab.
So why am I telling you to go top crab here?
Because I need to go top them up whole clear and kill that Quadrant, I can go top Crab, Quadrant, down to the other Quadrant.
Exactly, yes! There you go!
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the Gromp, or the Crab. We're gonna look on the Crab here, okay?
Now W, do not use your E again until you Q again. Alright, and now walk top, go top.
Top looks like a free kill to me.
yeah he's dead on my screen you're fucking god damn right he is now okay go
behind third behind third here that bush you're right yes and I'll find him
okay sorry dad watch the enemy Krugs maybe you can get an invade he's already
dead see if you can find an invade on the Krugs are they up yep nice take them
so now QE remember QE Jinxie I want it to be muscle memory QE and then afterwards
W again you're forgetting W Jinxie do you want your middle child to be dead in
a ditch of a heroin addiction? Yes or no? No, no, no. Then start using your fucking W man, please!
Okay, yes, yes. It's for Iron One, take it serious! Okay, now go for the Raptors. QE, step.
Now go for the Mausoleum, walk behind, the bush you're right, the bush you're right.
Okay, no one. Yep, okay, there you go. Bush you're right. Snow, okay, he's already done, nice.
Walk to his wolves, take his entire jungle. You want all of this. It all fucking belongs to you.
Now, kill the wolves now. No, no, no, no.
Cause remember, your Q has a long range, bro. Your Q has a long range.
You want to use that range to your advantage. It's like a match in right now, Jinxy. You're a boxer.
And, okay, nice. I want you to press R. Press R? Okay.
And now Q. Q? Q instantly on NW. You might die here, but it's just cause the teams are.
Okay, that's the wrong button. I'll try to press W and I press 3 above it.
Yeah, no, that's fine, that's fine. You're gonna learn with time. So buy Mercury Strud's.
So I want you to undo, undo, undo. Okay, undo again, undo again.
Now I want you to right-click on that little sperm cell in your inventory.
The little sperm cell. No, wow. Undo.
I did Mercury Trance. Yo bro, do you want to get knocked out man? I did Mercury Trance. What's your deal?
your deal and your inventory wow no to the right to the right right oh my
fucking god what I'm good news I'm not no fuck that fuck I mean the flio spit
out man damn merc treads I do it and then you say no wow like bro do you want
to be like this is my iron one game and I'm losing a fucking burning time look
at these stupid ass boots okay look it's fine okay the warwick listen what I
want to do is go go to the crowd just go to the top go to the top that's a
double kill on my skin man you're fucking god damn right it is kill the
Kill the Warwick, kill the Warwick.
Oh, okay, so back up, flash away, just flash away, flash away, flash away, flash, flash.
Yeah.
Okay, so GenC.
Your Q has a long range, and the thing is that it's a skill shot.
It's good that you're finally learning the skill shots, because it's going to actually help you a lot in general league mechanics, okay?
So you always want to throw your Q, but you see that you think they're gonna walk.
It's like imagine pre-firing where you think they're gonna move. Does that make sense?
Wow, okay, I understand. Pre-fire, okay.
Dude, do you want to get fucking punched? Why the fuck are you saying wow?
I cannot turn back.
Sorry, sir. Yeah, pre-fire the Q. Okay, got it. Okay, okay.
So now what you're gonna do is, out of base you're gonna look on the blue,
and then after the blue you're gonna look on the crowd.
Okay, so now you're going to play for the W. Nice, good, so you're already getting the
hang of it.
So now use your Q and then you can E again.
See just like that.
Now go for the Gromp again, Q and then E.
Because like Jinxie, when you throw your Q such low range, it's like you're a boxer
with a 6 inch reach, but you're only punching 3 inches in front of you.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not using your full wingspan.
Exactly.
a lot of the time don't actually queue closer model because it's gonna go max range anyway so I
care for example just queue there you go and now just love you so remember if your light isn't on
the thing like if you don't mind your queue on it do not either way or else your your cooldown
doesn't get reset see good that's what we want to see exactly now w now we don't forget about w
and then you're gonna walk straight bot and you're gonna take all those minions now why is jit again
and take all those minions my teammates are my friend and they suck and they
don't deserve both exactly yes that's why I'd like to fucking hear bro that's
confidence okay now take the next wave too
now tell the sire to eat a dick while you go and you hit the inner turret oh
wait actually never mind you can't like that okay wait you're gonna have to fight
this sir Loki you can win it walk up walk up okay chew her chew her chew her
Q her, Q her, okay? Now back up, don't go, don't go. There, she's actually got us fucked.
Holy shit, that was a lot of damage.
Okay, so you're gonna have to back off here.
What the fuck?
Yeah, so now you're just gonna recall. So now right click on your rocket belt again.
You can buy it. Yep, right there, good.
And then what you're gonna do is your next item, you're gonna buy Spurt Visage.
So Diana is fun because you can actually build her with tank items and it's very good
So Jinxie I want you to watch this to this little corner right there
No, no, no back to your walls. You see the this little corner and then Q to the wolf camp
Okay, so now go for the red buff and then after the okay
So no no the raptors on up. So now you're gonna Q the red buff and then after you're gonna eat
Well I think my team is losing their minds.
Okay so listen, go for the wolves and then after the wolves get the gromp and then the
top cap okay.
Remember to use your E and remember to use your W as well.
So now go for the gromp.
Now drone top, drone top.
Okay.
Ah close.
So see like now you're getting used to the range.
you know that it wasn't like that like a that close but it's like chill you know I
mean so now go go to the go to the top top top crap
wanna just die no yeah backup backup you might die here actually my piece of
shit teammate took the fucking grab yeah and then he got it sewn by the enemy
that's actually crazy so now go top you're gonna go top here go top and take
the top wave no it does but it's like medium range like you can't fucking queue
from Narnia so now James that one you type sorry no it's fine just type sorry
because you're gonna pretend to feel bad press be impressed sorry yes so that's
like a pro league advice you can steal your laner's resources and then
Afterwards say you're sorry said you gas like them into thinking they didn't mean to do it when you did mean to do it
So now walk out of base because it's gonna take too long to search it up and then press P and search up spirit massage
Just search up spirit
Right now left click it. That's gonna be the next time you build press escape
So now Q E on the crugs good see good range actually good range
Okay, so now go shitbot, but but but but but your team got nice. So what are you saying you know minions I
Apollot like I steal them on purpose and then apologize on purpose to make them think I'm sorry to cast like them
Yes, exactly. Yes. It's like think of it like imagine you you walk up to someone and you fucking like punch them in the head
Right, and then you say oh didn't see it there, but it's like you did see them. You know what I mean
Yes, okay, so now hit the turret by back up. Let them in your wave tank first get it
No, you can't hit it. You get it jinx. You don't need to cut this
Okay, now I want to shoot me the elisa on the way. It's not posh way posh way posh
I forgot when I attack somebody to turret
I forgot when I attacked somebody in turret range, but the turret focus is on me.
Okay, do you want to hear something crazy?
It's broken.
Yep, what's up?
So, if you would have actually hit the turret right away, it would have been dead by the
time that Elise gets there.
So now right click this for a massage.
Just right click the item.
You got it, you got it.
There you go, perfect.
So now walk to the dragon out of base, okay?
Okay, so now Jinxie, let me ask you a question. What is the first item in your inventory right now when you look at it and you see it?
They didn't steal caps.
Okay, what do they look like?
Rad, boots.
Okay, now if you were a dog, Mom, where would you buy those?
Okay, so now what this are going to do, I want you to look on the dragon here, okay?
now back up there's a team ocean he's placing bombs we needed to dodge the
bombs he's now Jonah with a Zara let's see what's happening here your team is
probably gonna look for a fight flash and then smite it if you trust me okay
I'll trust you you want me to flash them and smite it or not yes I'd 1400 no
no yes at the edge fashions wait Jinxie yeah okay fashion now fashion
go now go now you in fashion and Q on the misfortune oh okay uh press w press w just
keep hitting it keep hitting it oh okay okay now q on the Elise going Q Q E Q E R R R
nice nice nice okay dude i like this girl dude i'm telling you bro i'm telling you
yes and you know what the best thing about this champion is for you what you can create
Spiritling because the problem with you is that you're not gay and you're not a furry
But since you actually like woman you can actually goon to Diana off stream
So it makes it so you can establish a spiritual connection with her
Okay, okay
Okay, so now Q and yeah, and now going on this perfect. It's now EW W W use your W. Don't forget about your W
Okay, so now to the wrappers here
to them okay now we'll walk to your jungle walk to your jungle walk to your
jungle walk to your jungle walk to your jungle to your jungle to your jungle
okay press B just press B right now yep press me oh god oh
Okay, so now jinxing what you're gonna do first off
That was good man. Nice call
Well, I mean dude, I told you go wrappers and then recall and then you walked to the red buff
You walked all the way around and then you died. Did you want to solve the problem?
I
Okay, did Jenny want to lose Baron?
No, no, no, I mean so why is Baron gone then and Jenny didn't want to lose Baron
Why is Baron gone Jenny? Answer me. Wait my team got two turrets. Are we winning or losing be honest though? You're winning
Wait, so I'm gonna get iron one
Well, I mean if you lock it in and you don't do that bullshit again
Yeah, so now take the take the red and then afterwards walk to the enemy blue. You need to help your team
Remember Jinxie and iron you're like the thing about this way
Imagine your team like they're a bunch of disabled kids at school crossing the road and you're like the guy
That's supposed to like do that with the stop sign to stop the cars from crossing the problem is that right now?
You're always setting your team on their own
So it's like they're just getting hammered by fucking like 16 viewers and 18 viewers while you're just sitting there watching it happen
But you need to walk that with your soft sign does that make sense? Yeah, if you you need to walk back or you're dead
The war is coming for you. So now Q on the crab. Can we on the crab? Take the crab
So now Jinx you walk away you cannot one before
Fake or good fake or good
No, not against level 15 water. Okay. So now you're gonna take this and then afterwards, okay?
I want you to go and I want you to go but kill kill try to come actually try to come fuck it try to come walk up walk up
Don't be scared
Nice. Oh wow what the fuck okay now Jinxie walk to the misfortune bar, but
Okay, so now after this she's running waste you're gonna take for for the crugs. I want to take the crugs here
Now W W don't forget about W
What the one I'm doing W on I can't, dude.
What? It does damage, bro.
Wait, W does damage?
Hover over the ability.
I don't know how you know that.
So your W does damage, but then it also gives you a shield.
What?
Yes, Snow Jinx, you clear your top side here?
Yep.
So you need to walk a little bit closer, but I like it though.
Snow, I W.
Nice QE. Okay, you're getting the hang of ranges, I like this.
Now walk to the enemy red buff after this.
Well walk to the red buff. Enemy red, enemy red, enemy red, enemy red.
You might have to 1v1 Warwick here.
I killed the misfortune mid. Misfortune mid, misfortune mid.
Walk through jungle?
Yes, E! E! E! What?!
No you didn't! Okay, Q.
press 3, press 3, 3, press 3, press 3, okay nice what does 3 do man?
it's an active item but you're not gonna use it again so it's okay
okay so now Jinx you walk up? no I walk back walk back you need to wait for your
team what's what's happening with the warwick what's happening with the warwick
don't over it okay so you could have won mid so there Jinx the promise that
you're not droning enough like when you see that there's fights happening you
need to be seeing what's going on press B you need to recall
I think we're losing, though.
No, you're fine, actually.
Okay, Snow Jinxie, I'm gonna want you to buy Riftmaker.
Yes, right there.
Thank god it's on that fucking screen.
Yup.
No, it's good though, the word is right there.
Okay, Snow Jinxie, this is what we're gonna do, okay?
Walk up to them, and then try to like, shoot E.N.
Walk up to them, walk up to them.
Walk up!
You're a tank!
E.N., nice.
Press W, press W, and then E.N. and R.
What the fuck, man?
What the fuck, bro?
Jynxy, you know what this feels like?
Can I just say what it feels like?
Imagine there's an old folk, something that gets invaded by robbers, and you're the only
able-bodied man able to actually stop them.
And it's like there's a robber in front of you, and I tell you, Jynxy, throw a punch.
And then it's like you wait three seconds, then you throw the punch
But in that time frame he already ran away and now the 48 year old grandma with Alzheimer's is the one that takes the clock to the head
And then she just sits there gets one shot and now she's dead on the floor dying
And then it's like you ask me after like your don't us why the fuck do you tell me to kill the grandma?
But it's like bro if you would do it a little bit faster. It would go so differently. Do you see what I mean?
Okay, so now you're gonna walk mid.
I'm gonna murder this wall.
Okay. You might be able to end the game here. I'm not even trolling.
Okay, push mid. Maybe you're on the game. Fuck this, bro.
Fuck this, you're trying to push mid and end the game.
Walk! Walk! Fuck! Please!
Alright. Hey, hey, hey, hey, bro.
Yo, yo. I'm not like your little fucking...
League of Legends fucking dogs man.
Mio, I just want you to walk up.
Okay you're right Mio.
Beta.
Okay walk it back, walk back, walk back, walk back.
So now go clear your top side.
Nice end Strat bro.
Hey, yo man, nice end.
You got any more genius ideas bro?
Let me know.
What's next?
Einstein nice to end bro. I'm getting rightly read it in myth. Okay, listen and dude
You better fucking call me I'm signed again. Do not compare me to that part of file
Yes, bro that guy was literally yes, bro. He fucking committed suicide supposedly in a jail cell like two years ago
Epstein I said I'm
Bro, it's the same name. No
There's a few sort of real
Okay, you both in sort of world
Okay, what great things did he do bro found gravity
Okay, sure that is a pretty good thing. Okay, so now get the red buff
What kind of fucking nerd even knows that shit be thankful that you don't know that
Okay, Jhin see look for the crab now, okay?
Okay, so what are you gonna do after the crab then?
Well, no because the problem is that the enemy team is ending the game so if you invade his
jungle, you're probably actually just gonna lose.
Okay, best I'll be here and then recall.
God please recall. Okay, join me. Okay, Jinx seed this we're gonna have to do
I'm gonna want you to flash E and pull in five people and get a pun to kill
Flash E
BYE BYE
Oh my god. Oh my
I did everything you said. Let me buy it real quick.
What the fuck was that?
Do you know what you just did?
What?
Talk to me man.
It feels like I tell you Jinxie.
There are five robbers that are invading that Toys R Us.
I need you to snipe all of them with a sniper.
And then you walk in with an LMG, you gun down all of the children, and then you tell
me, yo don't do this, I did exactly what you said, miho, why did it not go well for me?
Well dude, cause what the fuck was that?
What?
That was a marlin play!
That was even worse than a marlin play!
Don't put me and marlin in the same sentence again, bro, please.
Marlin didn't even click his buttons for two minutes, bro.
He just said- Yeah, at least he didn't fucking click them on the minions!
put me and marlin in the same sentence and daniel bro please
marlin didn't even click his button in just for two minutes bro
he just sucked me out of the game
i at least didn't fucking quit them on the minions
i get bought back
you're gonna die
you're gonna die
well watch the
watch the enemy raptors
i feel like i could have saved my synonym
no if you
if you go for these jungle camps
you are gonna die
i'm telling you
you said to go to the enemy raptors
you sack of shit
yeah and then you walk to the wolves so what the fuck do you want me to do then
I confuse raptors and wolves sometimes okay so who's the second shit me okay so
now I want you to say oh god wait walk back walk it walk into your nexus and in
a femboy voice I want you to say I've been a naughty boy for daddy and I
deserve to be punished you really want me to do that in my nexus man
Me how it's a requirement faker did this
Okay, what do I say again? Say I've been a naughty boy for daddy. I deserve to get punished
I've been a naughty boy for daddy. I deserve to get punished
Yeah, you're caught down right you do
Okay, yeah, just what you saw about what's on the party going on in part right now
okay so look we just walk out realize that I see the things like guys I see
it okay I wanted to do it okay wait yeah this character sucks if I'm
I'm Warwick, I literally get a quad.
I just had an instant, bro.
Why am I playing this small champion?
Jinx, you know what it feels like?
It's like, it's not a character issue.
If you would have even taken a gold Diana player, put him in that same position and would have gotten a quad your kill.
Yeah, because he's a gold Diana player. I'm an iron Diana player
You're your first time to be fair yes, bro. Yes, no shit a gold Diana player
Why are we voting to surrender this guy's in every time in our nexus? Okay, wait, okay, Jinxie
I wanted to read out loud how many kills and assist you up
67
What should I pass?
Don't bother buying anything, honestly.
Alright, is it time to win the game in Dragon or are they all going to be Dragon to have
no vision?
Yeah, you got an okie look for Dragon here, honestly.
Why'd you laugh when you said that?
No.
Nice, Coach.
So, Coach, you know how like 10 minutes ago you said we were winning?
How about now?
Miho.
Miho.
It's like we're playing chess and you're up, you're queen and like five brooks and
you into the enemy pawns so many times then now it's like you're losing does
that make sense yeah well coach call me team fight Terry watch this I don't want
to watch okay look Jinxie just don't fight until the elder is gone you will
never win a fight if they have out there no no no no no please my empty pieces
of shit teammates are fighting okay so you know what walk up fuck it might as well
ends with them. Are you going, going, huh? Oh, wow.
What do you got me doing out here, man? Like, like, bro, you told me to not fight, and then
you said to fight. Special team and you are the same rank as us.
You delusional piece of human feces.
What is up with league players thinking they're like above their teammates?
Oh bro, you're the same rank as us.
GenC, can I show you something?
Bro had like, bro went three kills positive, you're the reason.
uh
Wait, I don't think they can actually end yet. I actually don't think they can end yet
Is that what you think, Dottas?
Bro, they're literally not even hitting the nexus
Okay, I'm on this over. Ah, Jinx, I want to show you someone. Are you ready?
Okay, JNC, are you looking? I want you to look at my screen, are you ready?
So, this channel is not about me.
Um, this channel is about making helpful content for people who want to learn mental health
skills.
Bro, but I'm just shitty at this game, bro, like legitimately, man.
Can I explain what it is and you're getting on your son?
Bro, I don't know if I, like, I'm looking at this game is hard, bro.
Like listen, listen, I want you to listen to me right now, okay?
Because what I'm about to say is important, right?
Nobody ever started this game, good.
Nobody ever started this game, challenger.
Nobody ever started this game being able to go on 1v5 and be able to do all these crazy
things.
Right?
Nobody has.
Okay?
The problem right now is that you're just at a point where it's like you're very close
to bronze and the only thing holding you back, Jinxie, is the volume of games that you're
playing because you're going to have games like that where your work is taken from you.
You're going to have games where your teammate ends you, whatever it is, right?
you already know you're good on Warwick so it's like as long as you play it you're gonna be able
to climb right but if you allow one loss or two losses to dictate you getting offline then you're
never gonna be able to go anywhere it's like starting your stream at one viewer and saying hey guys
I only had one viewer for the last two hours so I'm just gonna go offline because what the
fuck is even the point anymore right you didn't start off streaming being the most entertaining guy
You didn't start off streaming being champion in R6, you didn't start off streaming being any of these things, but it's like
over time you learned, you grew, and you were able to evolve, right?
And the problem right now, Jinxie, is that it's like every game of League is like you getting xp and gaining xp, right?
And you're hotbar, and it's like you can evolve, but you're just not getting enough xp for it to happen
It's not because you're shitty. It's not because you don't understand what's going on because you do
It's just that you need to play more for it to become muscle memory and I'm telling you bronze is easy
Like do you want to know the reason why Ludwig had platinum? Do you want me to be brutally honest? Yeah
It's because he was playing League of Legends for eight hours a day
That's the only reason why the reason why he went from silver to platinum on his last stream
It's because he played it for 12 hours in a single day. That's the reason why
Right and the problem is right now that you're sitting there and it's like right now for you Jinxie
It feels like league is just like a segment right where you're like, right? We're doing our six
We're doing let's say class for doing this and then we're doing a league segment, but it's not a segment, bro
It's the capability and the possibility for you to prove everyone wrong and show everybody what you're really capable of
That's what it is. It's not a fucking little segment show there where it's like, okay guys
We'll clock in one or two games the league and then I'll get off line
I'll eat some chick-fil-a and then that's it for the night. I might drink right? That's not what it is
I don't drink every night man. Okay, so okay then scratch right but what I'm saying is that it's like League of Legends is
Not and should not be a little thing where you're like, I'm gonna play one or two games a day
And then by the end of the month
I'm gonna be silver it should be a thing well if you decide one day hey today
I'm going for four hours, and I'm not fucking stopping until I'm bronze and even through all the shitty losses
Even through all the hard times you still keep pushing
Because that Jinxie is what separates the good players from the best
It's not the fact that they're able to fucking go and you know do the crazy pentacle plays
It's the fact that when they were getting shit on when they didn't know what was happening and when they were losing
They were willing to queue up again and again and again and again
You want a good warwick player on your first game? You are now just like your Diana
You you're not gonna be the best Diana now, but you can get there
You are holding yourself back right now
You and only you not the people stealing warwick from you
Not the people into your fucking games and not the people shame sniping you only you are holding yourself back
Because I'm telling you I know you have what it takes
And there are a lot of fucking people here that agree with that as well and
Every time you get off after one loss or you say that's it for me tonight
The only thing you're doing is you're making it so that there's one less voice
That's willing to talk to everyone else and say no guys. He has what it takes
You're snuffing out one person's hope that their favorite streamer will be able to actually
get a high rank in this game.
That's the only thing you're doing, Jinxie.
You're making it so that all these people that believe in you, that want to see you
succeed and that actually have faith in your progress and in your climb, you're proving
them wrong.
And it's not because you're not good enough that it's CSU.
It's because you're not willing to overcome the hurdle where once you surpass that, you
will become great.
So you're basically saying to just throw my life away from League of Legends?
Do you have a family, Jinxie?
Do I have a what?
Do you have a family?
Yes.
Do you have friends?
friends. Do you have a daily routine? Yes. Do you have other games that you enjoy playing?
Yes. Do you have hobbies? Yes. Not anymore, Jinxie. From now on, you are a League of Legends
player and that is all you are. And tomorrow, right, even if you call it today, tomorrow
when you go live, you're gonna fucking sit in your chair and you are not getting off
League of Legends and tell your bronze. Do you understand me? Because it's only five
or six wins and it's easy as fuck. So I don't care, Jinxie, if it gets to a point where
your family hasn't seen you in months. I don't care if it gets to a point where your hair
actually becomes three inches in length. I don't care if it gets to a point, Jinxie,
where you're saying don't test. I feel like galling from Lord of the Rings. I haven't
seen the sun in a month. I'm going to look you dead in the eye, Jinxie. And I'm going
to say, are you low elo? You're going to respond yes. And then I'm going to make you
queue up again. Am I understood? Yes. So tomorrow you want me to do a stream where like I literally
don't get off until I get bronze. How long could that take? I'm being dead serious when
I say this and this isn't me glazing you or anything I would say that if you actually
try because the thing is there are two Jinxies there's content Jinxie me ho
me ho it's not about try my warwick got taken I would have finger blasted that last
scene if I had warwick understand listen listen I'm not just talking about that last game
I'm talking about in general like half the time gonna sit there and it's like Jinxie
I was watching you, let me just say this bro, I was watching you duel with Muda and you
held Q the entire fucking game.
But when I'm in the call telling you hold Q, you press it every single time.
So yeah, I understand.
I'm getting better at holding Q, that's why I wanted to show you my Warwick games, bro.
But let's see.
My chat is saying if I do a stream tomorrow where I don't end until I get bronze, somebody
said, if I win every game, it'll take six hours. Is that true? No,
every game. If I win every game tomorrow and have a delay and
try my ass off and go full trial, like run an actual fucking
delay for the snipers and shit. Yep. How long would it take to
give runs? If I like, because I'll do like an hour of other
shit, I'll go live early, and then, um, yeah, like tomorrow, I'm
gonna watch or else. Yes. And that'll be done at like fucking
two or three. So if I dedicate my entire day to getting bronze and let's say I win all my games,
how long would that take? Four hours. Now, how about if I win 70% of my games, like six hours?
But Jensi, let me tell you something right now. I'm telling you right now that days like this
are what you're going to need to actually break that barrier.
When you were getting into Clash Royale,
did you ever have days where all you played was Clash Royale?
Yes.
And that's the reason why, Jinxie,
you were able to become one of the fucking highest ranked players in that game.
That's the reason why.
And if you were, if you would be willing to do the same with League,
I am telling you, I am telling you,
let's say you say it would even be two days a week,
where you say, guys, we're going to go fucking crazy in League today,
and we're going to actually go insane,
you would genuinely be silver minimum by the end of mid-June. I swear to god.
All right man, so tomorrow I don't end my stream until I give roms. I run a delay and I try my ass off.
And, and, and you get a piss bucket.
Why, uh, why the piss bucket though?
because the problem is that every single time you walk to the bathroom you get
your mind taken out of the game because now you can sit there you can like see
your mirror you see the toilet and all that but if we get you a pissed bucket
your camera can't see under your desk so you're just gonna piss in that bucket
all fucking day and it's gonna make it so you cannot not be locked in so you
legitimately as my coach are recommending that I get a piss bucket so I lock in.
It's what Faker did. I'm checking that. I need it.
And if you don't hit bronze by the end of the stream and you saw in the stream
You have to drink it
They could never use the piss bucket fucking psychopath, okay, dude, who did you ask who did you ask Google?
What the fuck do you think Google knows?
This is from eight years ago bathroom, right exactly problem and league of legends and are being abused by pro players
I'm going to watch RLCS at like one or three watching LCS tomorrow RLCS rocket league.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Tomorrow I'm going to watch RLCS because they get the finals and after that, I'm going to
get right on league and I don't get off league until I get browns.
That's what I like to fuck it.
Virtual handshake.
Okay, I'm shaking your hand, but I want you to get four energy drinks tomorrow.
Okay. I have like Celsius. That's fine. So tomorrow, I don't end until I get bronze and I get energy drinks and I get a delay and I get a piss bucket. Anything else?
Um,
Is there one day shipping for love answers?
I don't know what that is.
What is Lavanzas?
Can I look it up?
Yeah, not on stream.
So essentially what it would be, Jamesy, is it would be something that you insert in
your boy hole and then every single time you die in league, I just make it vibrate.
And every time you die more than once, it has increased vibrational frequency.
And then we would end up making it so that if you like int, then it's like you literally
have like a shattered anus.
Okay, so tomorrow, I don't get off the stream until I get Bronze and League of Legends.
I'm going to get a Piss Bucket.
I'm going to have a 30-second delay at minimum.
I'm going to have four energy drinks, one for every two hours, and on top of that, I'm
going to get a Lepensis so you can shake my rectum whenever I int.
Yep, and then you're also going to get a second one that you're going to put in your
your mouth for a high-vise.
All right, Mijo, not this.
I'm gonna catch you tomorrow, man.
Yo, I'm not ending the stream tomorrow
until I get Brahms, virtual handshake.
Okay, I'm not shaking it, bro.
All right, bro.
That guy's so fucked in the fucking head, man.
All right, chat.
Tomorrow, we're gonna watch ROCS.
I believe it's finals.
We're gonna, wait, is tomorrow?
Yes. Okay. It's the final day for the Paris major. Okay. So tomorrow chat, we're going
to go live early at like 12. We're going to watch RLCS grand finals in Paris, which should
be cinema. And then after that, we are not ending the stream until we get brought. We're
going to get four energy drinks, have a delay, and then John Chaz said some anal vibrator
thing and a piss bucket. I don't know about the piss bucket and the anal vibrator thing,
but I will have a delay. And I will literally dump realistically seven hours in the leak tomorrow,
eight hours, whatever it takes to get bronze y'all. All right chat, fucking love y'all boys.
Tomorrow we do not end of the stream until we get a bronze. Let's see it's in the RLCS finals,
Paris teams chat who is in the finals chat who are the teams who are the teams who are
the teams chat who is the teams young who is the teams who is it brother the finals
is Sunday. Wait, what? So what the fuck is tomorrow?
Mio. What?
finals is Sunday. Okay. Well, all right, I'll be live tomorrow, chat early. I'm gonna have it like 12.
All right, man. Chat love y'all boys and I'm gonna catch you guys in the next one. As always, guys.
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