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I was thinking maybe today we could be friends.
I see that basically you're not, you're not here to fuck around.
You're gonna die. You're gonna die today.
We're gonna die.
Now listen up, high fives.
First order of business, bro.
Yeah.
If you piss me off, I will kill you.
I will slice your fucking arm off you piss me off now. Hi guys. Here's the thing, bro
I'm seeing way too much positivity in the chat. This is evil Jinxie. So what I want you to do hi guys
Hi guys execute order 66
Ban everyone from the chat no chatting today, it's a dark stream
now listen bro if you fuck around even a little bit hi nice yeah I'm gonna shove
this lightsaber so far up your ass it'll look like there's a fucking fire
we're coming out of your mouth do I make my self-cleaner
I think it's not almost burnt my leg off almost burnt my leg off. Yes. What's up?
Burn my hand. How are you burning your head? You have gloves on.
Doesn't stop fire. What's up?
Basically, first of all, out there looks sick, bro.
Can you stand up?
Back up a little bit.
Can you point the camera down?
Oh, do you want to see my shoes?
Yeah.
Oh, that's what this is about.
Where did you get the shoes from?
What the fuck did you just say to me?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Take it back.
Take that shit back.
I also, hey, hey, here we just go, just go.
I got these from a shoe outlet, not the Darth Maul.
I won't be fucked with today.
Yeah, looks like you got that from the wall.
No, no, these are from a shoe outlet,
Also known as finish line.
Hi guys, one second, I need my dark vitamin water.
What's funny?
I'm a sick lord.
What's funny?
It's evil water.
Yes, it's evil water, bro.
Listen, dude, I have people to call, I have standardized to call.
Hi, guys.
Let me make myself clear.
I'm gonna kill you if you fuck with me today.
I'm evil Jinxie today.
I'm Darth Jinxie, bro.
I'll end you.
Okay, yes, sir.
Okay, yes sir, but can I, can I say the joke one more time, because I think, where did
Dixie get his shoes from?
The dark mall!
Okay, okay, no, no, no, cool.
So chat, I don't even chat, understand that I'm actually evil.
Guys, we can finally put an end to the answer.
I got my shoes from a finish line across the street, not the dark mall. Do I make myself clear?
No, Jixi, you're supposed to complete the joke, huh? Like, you're supposed to be the one to complete it. Push it over the finish line. Come on.
Okay, setting joke one more time.
Uh, let me remember it. Where, where did the mall get the sh-
No, you're fucking it up! You're fucking it up again!
Say the joke properly. It's where does Darth Vader get his shoes?
Got it, got it. Hey, hey, Jinxie, where does Darth Vader get his small, fuck, dark, one more time?
Take this, take this. Hey, hey, Jinxie, where does Darth Vader get his shoes from?
Me! He comes to me now! Right to me!
Yup, that gets thrown. Sweet mother of the fuck. Give me off this shit.
Okay, chat, who should be FaceTime?
Chat, who should be FaceTime and Scare? Who should be Scare?
Chat starts spamming names.
Most. Great idea. Great idea.
All right first victim Los first victim Los
Yo Los what's up, man
Oh man, this is, yeah, I mean it makes sense like 600 days in a row, you know what I mean?
You run out of ideas, I get it.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, fuck.
I don't, is it actually that funny?
Bro, take me serious, I'm evil.
Yo, yo, yo, that's actually pretty good.
I don't know if you can stop looking at an HD up close.
This is really good makeup work, bro.
Thanks. Bro, it's how I am. I woke up this morning. Bro, I'm evil now. Los, the old
Jixie's gone, bro. I'm evil. Yes, we have to play evil. Bro, but Los, here's the
thing, bro. If you ever need like shoes or sneakers or slippers, I distribute them.
I'm kind of sweating. I'm not going to lie. I'm kind of sweating.
All right, I'm just gonna call next.
Joe Bart, great call.
Joe Bart.
Call him Joe Bart.
Just staying on.
Maybe he's just away from his phone.
You know, who always picks up when I call them, Ron, bro?
There's never been a time in my life where I've called Ron and he hasn't picked up.
Oh, are you supposed to be role-playing as a used tampon?
Okay.
No, bro, I'm Dark Maul and I'm evil.
I'm Dark Maul and I'll kill you.
You really have a fucking city couple more strong, dude.
Yeah, because the makeup artist said, I can't drink out of the bottle or I'll get wet.
Bro.
Can you do the killer?
Yes.
I'm sitting at the jack, just so the other guys can see.
It's my whole body.
It's your whole body.
Yes, bro.
It's my whole body.
But I'm not going to do that right now.
Okay, so what was the, I guess, what was the fucking point?
Okay, yo, Rob, you're still coming to Tarquin Springs in five days, right?
Brother, it's been like three days.
Still coming to Tarquin Springs in three days, right?
Yeah, but I want to make sure if I go to Tarkin Springs, I go to the dark mall.
Yeah, okay.
There isn't, that doesn't exist. Listen, bro.
You're going to be in my room, correct?
Yes.
You're going to be sleeping in my bed?
Yes.
Do you want some of this Darth Dick?
Yeah, why did I do this?
Okay, chat, listen, bro, listen, I'm not gonna lie chat, it's starting to, I'm starting
to sweat.
Okay, you're four hours late.
Yeah, no shit.
Bro, bro chat.
It took seven hours.
It took seven hours.
I need to call my entire contact list first.
Muda.
Turn your AC up.
Oh yeah, you're right.
You got it.
Wait a sec, make it colder or hotter?
Colder?
She'll have to call the Muda.
Colder, obviously, all right, wipe that sass out of your voice, remember bro, I'm evil,
okay, mood it and pick up.
Who's our next option here?
Ooh, Dantes!
Dantes would definitely pick up.
I killed him listen bro. I'm fucking evil Jinxie now bro
I'm not gonna get into the specifics of my tip bro. Listen man, I'm an evil sit lord
from Tatooine bro. If you fuck with me bro, like I'm gonna slice your head off. Do you
understand bro it's not about that listen I have a lightsaber and I'm not
afraid to use it bro I'm not afraid to bust it off in your ass
Okay, but wait, like, would it erase my ass or would it just make me feel like Ruby Tingley?
Bro, it's not about the specifics of how your ass would feel.
Bro, I'm evil. Don't mess with me, bro.
Okay, Zaddy, tell me more.
Okay. Yo.
How did I know you were into this shit, bro?
Yo, I'll see you later.
Zaddy? Like, bro, chat. I'm supposed to be scary.
I'm supposed to be scary. Now chat.
What do y'all think chat? What do y'all think?
Chat, what do y'all think? What do y'all think chat like what do y'all think of the the fit here?
What do y'all think of the fit?
AI AI looks good
Yo guys, it's not AI guys. It's not AI bro. These are real horn smoke
Spiky spiky
Like this is all real. These are real horns y'all
Everything in this fit is real
Not if it's fake
You look cute. No guys. I'm not supposed to look cute. I'm supposed to look scary
I'm supposed to look scary, bro
It's called ex juicy, bro
Yeah, I'm supposed to look scary
I'm dark. I'm dark more, bro. Excuse me. I'm dark more.
in League of Legends?
No, in Inforza.
Oh, wait.
Bro.
No, no, no, no, no.
What is that?
What is that?
Are you doing a good next row, wasn't it?
Bro, I'm Dark Mall.
It's not Dark Mall.
I'm Dark Mall.
I'm Dark Mall.
I'm Dark Mall.
I'm Dark Mall.
Bro, I'm Darth Maul.
It's not a Star Wars event.
I'm Darth Maul and I'm evil.
Why does Darth Maul just have her shoes?
Okay, yep, I like it.
It's, bro, chat.
Like guys, I would know because I'm in fucking,
I'm in Phantom Metis, bro.
That was me.
Dude, that was me, guys.
That was me.
Turn the lights off.
Chad, what if we turn all of the lights off in the room, and then I pull my penis out?
Wait, no.
What if we turn off all of the lights in the room, and then I turn on my lightsaber?
Chad, why don't we turn all of the lights off?
Every light.
Chad, let's turn every light off, and then I'm going to turn on my lightsaber.
Guys, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
Hold! Hold!
Jack, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Jack, wait! Wait, wait!
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Yeah, I can hear me.
Hey, that was a great little segment you had that, but I was just checking it.
movies right and since when did Darth Maul have an RGB lightsaber? What do you mean RGB?
RGB yes so basically when he turned on the lightsaber it was uh it was it was RGB and I thought it
was all red for him. Yo buddy so Darth Maul had malfunctions as well listen bro hi
I am a sit Lord who is working directly with Emperor Palpatine.
Do you even know who that is?
Who's that?
Fuck!
Yeah, just say you're Marvin, bro.
You're a lover.
I run.
Okay.
Um, listen, you still got people to call, bro.
I think you know how to get back to work.
Also, um, I think Muda was calling you.
Calling you back.
He just got out of his league game.
into it on your own man. All right, back.
Bye.
People just don't take dark mall seriously these days.
So what the absolute fuck am I fucking looking at?
Hello.
Mura.
Mura.
Yes, what the fuck?
If I talk to a cheesier, don't fall right now.
You're talking to...
You're talking to Garth Mall, buddy.
Now listen.
Mura.
Where did you get your shoes?
Where did Garth Mall get his shoes?
Yo, that's not the joke.
You said it wrong. It's already butchered.
Yo, that's not the joke.
You said it wrong, it's already butchered.
It's dead.
Okay, listen, that's not the joke.
Second, Muda, if you ever, and I mean ever,
Muda, if you ever hit me on Yone Mid again,
I'm legitimately going to shove
this double-edged lightsaber up your ass, buddy.
What the fuck, bro, how many hours has this been still for?
Seven hours.
What?
Seven hours, man.
And these, bro, these are like real spikes.
Look, chat, feel the spikes?
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
So do you have like the force?
Like can you use the force?
Yes, but with great power comes great responsibility.
Can you...
Do you want to see me try to use the force?
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When the music makes you move
We have to be like the moon
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Okay.
Okay.
Wow.
I didn't feel too high stop right there in the end.
Put my dark feet in a second.
Sweating.
Oh my God.
Sweat and paint do not go good together.
Now chat.
I heard Victor went by on my lead some dick down last night.
We're not live on YouTube, so chat should be rocked to the NBA game.
I heard Victor when Bayama laid some dick down last night.
Own that fraud, Vic.
Own that fraud, Vic.
Take a bow.
Yeah, I'm not, it's ticking now.
Chad, what is good, bro?
Yo, guys, it's time for a Darth reaction.
Chad, look at my hands from the gloves.
Look at my hands from the gloves. Chad, oh my god. Guy, seven hour cosplay. Chad, we're
going to rack to the Darth NBA game, then do some Darth clips, and then Darth gaming.
Oh my god, I might actually faint.
Wow, okay.
I might faint.
I'm not even kidding.
Hi guys, if I faint right now, that's us.
You know what?
What would dark mall do?
Dark mall thought quite gone gin and prime OB one.
We got it.
Let's go.
Jack, first things first, bro.
Apparently, the Spurs laid some dick down and we got to react.
Apparently, Victor Wendvaayama is owning this fraud known as SGA.
Let's check it out.
Game four.
Heard this game was cray cray.
With the spurs at home, in San Antonio, in San Antonio, now Chad.
Rose trying to act nonchalant, win five minutes before the walkout, him and the referee were
jerking each other off in the locker room.
I said it, I said it, bro, I said it.
leading the Thunder to a game-free win. Now, in the defensive player of the year, Victor Wemba...
Victor Wemba Yama!
...lead his team to even the series, and to even the third straight game with a change in their starting line.
Victor Wemba Yama!
Shade Gilgeous Alexander, University of Kentucky.
Shade Gilgeous Alexander, University of Flopping.
Kase Novalis, Kentucky.
move into the word it was going straight who is that?
Jack Holmgren, Gonzaga University.
Okay this guy has a little bit of aura.
I see that heart inside, German.
Here we go, here we go.
Bring him out, bring him out, bring him out, bring him out.
Bring him out, bring him out.
Bring him out, bring him out.
Where's the uh
Dad I'm gonna be honest, bro. I always wanted to be in the NBA as a little guy just to do the walkouts
Just to do the walkouts and have your little handshakes with your team
Okay, this guy has fucking aura by the way and
The win but never show them Vic. Show them.
They're all that bright and hungry.
Chat why jump? Chat why even jump bro. Walla.
What is the point of jumping? Seriously. You're not ever gonna win that tip, miho.
And for the 14th second of game, the ball begins with a spur.
Give it to Vick, start us off, Ernie.
Yep, yep!
Shice it, wait!
Big star!
Three's more than two, but I'll...
All right, chat, hi guys.
Chat, let's get a flop counter.
On the highlights only.
Let's get it a flop counter, all right?
Every time this guy touches the ball,
watch it like a hawk.
Oh, they garnished the eight tonight.
Heart shot, left three,
It is captain shot. It's the thunder on the board.
The Nyamah has to release. He joins the defense.
He brings it to the basket.
Frusty!
Victor won by Nyamah.
No! Too late! Too late! Too late!
Here we go.
Okay, he hasn't flopped yet.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, Castle took one out of SCA's book there.
Bro, Hardenstein is monkey from that, god damn, he's money!
Give it to him, he barely even had the job in, like,
Oh, the paint seeping into my eyes.
He barely had to jump, dude.
Like, this guy's the best player in the league.
Chat, by the way, Pete, the scoreboard.
Two games, gets one medal.
High vibes, Calderon.
High vibes, what's up, Buttercup?
What's good, James?
We got a few things to fix.
Yeah.
Oh, I see the problem
It's the Darth Aura
Bro, I'm messing up the camera. Shice
Yeah, every time you get close to the camera, it's the lighting
Shice
Okay, I'll turn off this one. How about now?
Highlights, I'm sweating my balls off.
I might need a dark piss in a second. Whoa! Jump scare! Ah, highlights!
This is gonna live, duh.
Dude, I might need a dark piss okay.
High five. Let's go wrong.
The camera just gonna.
What about move the camera far.
Hi guys, what if I turn this slide off.
Why not right.
We can do some cash for an afternoon, some major surgery here.
So good.
Give me a second.
You know what I should do?
I should invest it in actually good camera.
Yeah.
But for now, I think you think they sell those at the dark mall?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
There it is.
Boom.
What we can do?
We can...
Okay.
Let's see what else I got.
Give everyone a second to call.
Chat.
Um...
Is anybody in the chat Darth Gooning to this?
How's the weather on Earth, chat?
High fives.
Dude, getting this paint off might actually take me two hours.
take me two hours.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm safe here tonight.
Yeah, what about his turn into Darth Maul permanently?
Not a bad shout.
Not a bad shout at all.
Bro, hi guys.
We were watching SGA.
He's about to start flopping, bro.
He's about to start flopping, man.
Play O-Mogul as Darth Maul.
See, now that's a good idea.
Now that's gonna be a, I will, but I wanna watch this game first.
So we got a bunch of stuff to do guys.
Like don't worry, we're gonna be clocking tea all night.
Hi guys, what if I turn all of the lights off?
But then it's gonna be a dark, dark room.
Well, what if I turn all the lights off
and just turn my room light on?
I think we're going to play fours on tomorrow or attempts to play fours on tomorrow or attempts
She's like, boys, ha, ha.
Right there, close the camera.
My god.
Yeah.
Hi, Buzz.
I have an idea.
What if we do no green screen?
No, it's the camera, though.
Is that how you like, I don't have a green screen on?
No, but the green screen's only going to mess up the lighting.
OK, you can do no green screen.
Your luck.
Ready?
Yep.
Nothing happens.
Okay, you want to give it a like.
You can make you...
What do you want to be? Bottom left?
Yeah, that's good.
Nice.
Okay, a little smaller guy.
Zoom in on my face a little bit if you can.
Yes, you can do it.
Zoom in a little bit.
I can't take it serious bro come on bro hi bye what about I just try my green screen and we just send it
Yeah, it's because of the I think it's because I have a red face.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Good luck with your reactions and you're going to go.
All right.
I'll try to share this distance chat.
All right.
with your reactions and you're good to go.
All right, I'll try to stay at this distance, chat.
All right, all right, let's do it.
Here we go, chat.
Shay Gilgias, Alex Flopper versus Victor Wenbunyama.
Victor Lala.
Victor Lala.
Victor Lala.
Victor Lala.
Victor Lala.
Victor Lala.
Victor Lala.
But they can't stop that shit.
the corner!
oh!
2 to 4 ball movement
but Wemby had possession inside
Wemby
so they play out
kick it!
ref, where's the call?
where's the call for the Spurs ref?
the fucking thunder get it every time
and they need him
6 on the shot clock for the Spurs
the Pond Castle
This guy's nasty
Boro this guy's nasty
Whippa Yaba!
Whippa Yaba!
23 to 8, SGA, what do you got?
Fuck!
Bro, why do you look at the rap?
Bro, this guy, this guy's just really crazy.
Why do you look at the rest?
Why are you looking at the ref, man?
Yo, yo, yo.
This guy's ruining basketball.
That ass.
When banyanbo, we need you to end this shit, bro.
That ass.
Why's he looking at the ref?
What?
What?
Splaaat...
Shout out Chris Moog.
Here we go.
No!
Shite.
Defense!
I've never got a piece that hungry. Queens it up.
Bro, I thought he was gonna fucking block that.
No!
No!
Shit!
Blue show located.
Isaiah Jones, I'm back for it.
I'm fucking tired of the air.
Okay, that was a foul.
And one!
Isaiah Jones showing the patience inside.
See, chat?
Okay.
This game actually did get closed.
If they feel like that's the first part, they would give it to the fans.
I'm sure it's the first part.
Dang it!
If you don't do something like this, it's good matter of different experience.
You can put it back.
Wow, the pack is getting heavy!
Flip the block!
Do we have to play for the new friend that got the injury?
Shoot it!
Fuck!
Put it up!
You can't just reach down and get it, you gotta go grab it!
I'm stuck!
Circle down, gets his back on the base, Barnes gets into him!
Wampie! Wampie!
How do you contest that though? How do you contest if he's 7 foot 4 man?
And we thought we'd downline back to the other one.
This is some great looks that Champini is doing.
Are you stuck?
Nice catch and finish, as Wembley...
Yami goes down.
SGA, what do you got?
What do you got?
This guy is making his way for Wembley.
He's got space, he's got two.
Wembley's got space in front of Wembley,
and he can roll into the basket.
Wembley couldn't catch.
Okay.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
He's a cheat code.
Look at what?
Bro, bro, bro, look at the pass.
He just throws it up.
Look at how high this ball is.
Barrette!
Yeah, this dude's gonna be the best player.
No, he already is the best player on the league.
To the fast, decently, shrugged catch!
Captain Lee got 20 minutes!
Boy, then he puts it back up in the early round.
He had a lot of games with some high-eternal moves.
Layup, man!
Not in a home victory show of Puska-Lay.
Okay, out of Scruzzo is still him.
The goalkeeper out of the way.
The accident of Repleton, which means you have a lot of plays.
What do you got, FJ?
He's right there.
Great defense.
One
Fuck
Holgrim is tall too god damn
Webby
Yeah, this guy's it this guy's playing my career this guy's playing my career bro
Look at how much respect Holgram has on the three two. Look at this, bro. Look at the respect
God his ass
This guy is 99 overall in every statistic god damn, bro god damn
I'm not gonna lie SGA's he's low-key pretty hard to guard on that
Great shot got a good game
What the fuck?
Where was that from?
Where was that from?
Where was that from?
Was that from the half?
Oh my.
So in game one, I said there's no way to pull it up from the logo.
In game four, he's pulling up from half court at the buzzer.
Going to go for mid-court.
Ah!
Go!
Brother, he is going to be the greatest player of all time.
Bro, how old is he, Chad?
He's like, how old is Wemby?
GG.
GG. He was born in 2004. I'm older than him. Yeah, the NBA is fucking fried. The NBA is
absolutely fried. You have a seven foot five player who's pulling up from half. He's 22
chat oh my god the spurs better be
paying this dude like a billion dollars
I'm not even trolling this guy might be
the greatest NBA player of all time
chat
wow wow fuck you and yeah fuck you
you know basketball is saved man we
need the spurs to beat the thunder by
any means possible. Game six or game seven. I don't care what it is, it needs to happen.
If the fucking thunder went back to back rings, the NBA is ruined. We need Victor Wendbaidama
to save the NBA. Period.
We're not this proud, we're nothing man. The best crowd in the world. Biggest hit, huge
shot. We need that momentum going into the second half.
We saw the fast starting game three though. What was different about the fast start tonight?
This man's paying our pay. I thought they saw us down last game, so I'm paying our pay to kick in the socks.
From the forced outfits attack, the Thunderous Mag immediate playoff game.
And they put a second man's comeback together, they begin with Kasey Warrer.
Okay, we still got a little bit of a game, a little bit of a game, a little bit of a game.
That was Glimby's answer at the end of that second quarter.
Love!
The rengector!
So he shoots from half court at the buzzer and then the next offensive
possession you could just throw him a lob and he's just gonna cram. Brother, this
isn't even 2k. This is like this isn't even my career, bro. He's playing my
career on rookie difficulty. I'm not kidding, bro.
He's like a when by Nama is a IRL demigod. I'm not
Give it to him
That's other than castles actually nasty to
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Six year.
The.
What are you guys are down 16.
So.
Okay.
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Victor clock shades to bitch clock shades to
That's what I'm talking about bitch. That's what I'm fucking talking about left hand
Oh, oh, yeah, the thunder are cooked the thunder are cooked they're not
Hey, that that's when the coach just said hey time out time out bro. Hey
Hey, next game's an OKC.
That's what I would say if I was the coach.
Shiasa.
Well, let's go.
Let's go.
Great ball movement.
Holding ball movement.
Splat!
Quickery.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Parkour on the ball.
Jay, you want to know something crazy?
I actually haven't seen SGA flopping that much.
and the score is 72 to 47.
I haven't even seen him at the free throw
in this entire highlights.
I haven't even seen it.
I'm seeing athletic, you can get it.
I'm seeing a little bit going at full speed to the basket.
And Mitch Johnson will take his time out
as SGA gets inside for two.
Two thirty two to go, 20 point game,
but they're trying to get him somewhere
in the name of the end.
He got his hand on that.
He got his fucking hand on that.
Oh my God.
Let's shoot him in the room for the fuck's sake.
Shoot it, bitch!
Fuck.
Fuck.
De'Aaron Fox, man.
I remember when he was in the Kings, bro.
In, like, 2K17. I remember that.
I'm glad he might get a ring.
I'm glad he might get a ring.
Shoot it, bitch!
No, he's so good. Oh my god.
Nice stuff.
Okay, could you fucking imagine if he watched that? How close did he get chat? Okay, not
not that close, but could you imagine?
Williams, get up for the last trip.
That would have just been fun.
And they're leading by 18 and into this fourth quarter.
And then Johnson leads.
Scott Pockewicz is on up.
And then Williams and Johnson scores.
Military and military connected families
call this beautiful area home.
Go!
Castle!
Castle!
Oh my god, that was.
For a world to be on the road!
Okay, I'm actually, like, that reminded me of when D-Wade threw it to Bronn.
That reminded me of when D-Wade threw it to Bronn.
I'm not even kidding. I'm not even kidding.
Oh my god, that was such a clean pass.
Castled it so good.
For a world to be on the road!
Jack, like, bro, this guy is gonna be the best ever!
Drop it off to him and let him do this.
Sport has been sports tonight.
Until now.
I'm scared.
Chat, I'm only going to watch the games where the thunder
lose.
Wallahi.
Wallahi.
I'm not.
I'm saying a joke.
I'm only going to watch the games where the thunder lose.
I'm a certified hate watcher.
Where's Wiggins?
Get this together.
Aaron Wiggins.
Chat, is he related to Andrew Wiggins?
What happened to Andrew Wiggins?
Bro Chat, what happened to Andrew Wiggins?
They are?
He's in the heat now.
Brother, where's Andrew Wiggins brother?
No, he's not related, you motherfuckers.
Why would you lie?
Yeah, if I'm the coach here, I'm not putting in Wemby for the rest of the game.
I'm not even going to risk it.
If my backups aren't good enough to win with a 20-point lead with 8 minutes left, then
I don't know.
I would put him back in though if it got down to like 12.
OH!
OH!
OH SHIT, WHO'S THAT?
Alright, why is Coronet a bucket too?
Who the fuck is Harper?
Oh my god.
I'm gonna go get me a blessing. You have to see him come here today.
5 of 32 from Distance SGA is just like, SGA is just like, yeah,
all right, I'm gonna have to flop my ass off in game five.
He's like, fuck, bro, when Bunyama might just be the goat, bro, I don't know from Distance
Just happened in their night. 15% from three.
Fox on the attack!
Garen Fox still got it. He still got it.
Block it!
Chaisa.
Alright, it looks like they just sat the starter off on both teams.
turn to the NBA finals for the first time since Lanky might be one of them.
Now they will be playing in sports.
They're going to play in the fourth.
The powder wiggins.
They're going to change back the other way.
They're going to come back.
They're going to interview.
They're going to interview.
They're going to interview.
Interview.
That's some cheddar now.
There he is.
There he is.
Rod.
Rod.
Ghost.
You said before the game we're gonna find out what we're made of what did you find out after a win like this?
We're not surprised
He's not surprised
You showed from the start going
Half-time buzzer beater. What's different for you personally?
It's what felt different for you tonight
It was the same which is how to figure out
finding answers for ourselves.
See, you know he's going to be an absolute goat because what?
Because he's bad at interviews, bro.
Listen, Yolkich hates interviews, man.
Look at Yolkich, bro.
This guy hates interviews even more than Yolkich.
And then the defensive effort, though, holding this team
to 82 points.
What did it take to x6 you at that level all night long?
Not a film, I think all of this did pretty much,
as much film as it lasted for 48 hours, as it's supposed to.
Thank you, Victor, we'll see you in a bit.
Victor when by yama.
Yeah, bro, like we need the Spurs to save basketball,
Chad.
God, what a series.
Chad, it all comes down to if the San Antonio Spurs
can save basketball, or if the NBA is
going to turn into a league of just flopping.
You know what I'm saying?
Bro, but what we really need chat, we need a SGA rule, man.
Seriously, we need a rule that says,
if you shoot, if you're shooting,
you can't intentionally put your feet
underneath the defender's landing spot.
That's fucking cringe and disgusting.
That's cringe, bro.
Get out of the ass, man.
Leak, what is leak?
What got leaked?
I didn't see Shea Flop.
I didn't see Shea Flop, bro.
Leak, what is leak?
What is leak, bro?
What is leak, man?
What?
What got leaked, bro?
What got leaked?
What?
Bro, what got leaked, man?
My dick.
Okay, bro.
more streamers. We'll chat about a few dark clips in a second.
Chat, let me try to call Joe one more time, because Joe didn't pick up last time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, maybe Joe's busy.
Oh, no. Chad's tearing. No, my makeup's tearing.
All right, Saturday Clips, let's go. Chad's had a clip. Let's go.
Saturday Clips, let's go. Chad, we got Darth Clips tonight, y'all. Darth Clips tonight.
Don't fuck around. Darth Cliffs the Rite.
Take a bow. Yeah I'm out, it's sticky now.
Huh. Alright guys, Berkley but at a date.
Chat, okay wait, camera's fuzzy, but it's okay.
Chat! Berkley but at a date. Send in some Darth Cliffs.
Send in some Darth Cliffs. Here we go.
Without further ado, first give it a day coming in from Prime Yellow!
Clothing bags!
YouTube, like and subscribe. What is SuperRound doing?
Can you stop shi- Is he cronus?
Is he cronies or what? Brother, why is his gun now moving at all?
C4.
C4.
What?
Okay, never mind, he's not cheating.
Oh my god.
Why is this guy good?
I can't believe I got him.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Why's this guy good? I can't tell if he's good or bad. He's about to ace with Sophia
Adam-G. I haven't used this gun in five years. I'm not even kidding. I can't tell if he's
g-
SHIT! Bro, you blue-balled all of us! Well, I'm dark mall, so technically, you red-balled
me, but it's okay. Listen, bro, chat. Not a bad clip from the kid. Not a bad clip. Yo,
first clip of the day, I'm gonna go six out of ten. You did ruin it by not getting the
Alright, next up on the day, remember chat, these are Darth Clips, you can walk in.
Is your shaft red?
DNA, in other words, do not answer.
Close the eyes!
Close the eyes!
Good night.
What?
What?
Why is there a donut on your gun?
B. Ho! Beta! Why is there a doughnut on your gun? Oh, also, YouTube! If you're watching this on YouTube, we're gonna get some YouTube moderation going, and we're gonna start cracking down on the YouTube comment section.
I don't run into malls and randomly assault citizens. Cut it out!
Third clip of the day coming in from TG- Fortnite! I haven't been sent to Fortnite clip in literally three years.
Wait, is that Gino's song?
That's Gino's song.
Check that is Gino's song.
Bad thing.
Horrible thing.
What?
They're turning Fortnite into Call of Duty.
What is this?
What is that?
Oh, wait!
Wait!
Wait! Wait!
Got him!
Did he just fist him?
He just fisted him in the eye!
He just fisted him in the eye!
Look!
He just fisted him in the eye!
Oh, speaking of Fortnite chat, I also wanna say
I saw typical gamer got a fortnight icon skin
Holy deserve, bro. That guy's been posting for tonight every day for years. Holy deserve
Let's get some W's in the chapter typical gamer man
Let's get some W's in the chapter typical gamer. Holy deserve, bro
I'm not gonna lie typical gamers should have got a should have got an icon skin way earlier way earlier, bro for real
way way way way way earlier man chat also
So, I might do a Fortnite stream soon with Lose, because our plan is to play Evil Fortnite.
We're gonna play Evil Fortnite.
As you guys know, most Polaroos' Fortnite copy is evil.
Something happened in the downloading process.
Watch those Polaroos' Evil Fortnite on TikTok, but I don't have TikTok right now.
Next up, a reddit.
Next up, a reddit.
Alright, I'm already seeing a problem.
Why are you using the AUG on Cade?
The TCSG is one of the best guns in the game right now.
Wait, never mind.
Daddy, do whatever you want with this dark, bussy.
Go to rank.
I disagree with the C4.
I disagree.
Go to rank.
Reload.
6H3.
What are you doing in the 2v2 scenario?
What are you doing in the 2v2 scenario?
He won't be mad.
He recreated it. He recreated the stomping shot. He recreated the stomping shot.
What? That's a rare one.
up for last day.
Chad if you know you know, if you know you know,
why are you shooting a reinforced wall?
All of the aura you just gathered went directly out the window man.
All of the aura you just gathered went right out of the window.
3.7 out of 10.
Brother, brother, I would have gave you a 7 out of 10, but you shot a reinforced wall. What are you an idiot?
Why don't you shoot a reinforced wall, man?
Take a bow.
But yes, if you're wondering, the tip of my shaft. Okay.
My shaft is red and the tip of my shaft is burgundy red because I'm dark mall.
All right, Miho, Miho, first off, you're a lucky sack of crap.
This is the best black-eyed skin in the game.
Actually, no, pink.
But the fact that you got it on the SMG12, you're lucky, bro.
Can we get proof?
chat I'm not pulling out my dark day right now oh my god we have to do
comedy night after clips we have to do comedy night
no I spoke Celsius no wait why did you why did you wait wait yo yo yo are you
associate that what why did you take a what hey
Chad, we're gonna get on battlefront, don't you worry.
Horrible thing! Horrible thing!
Why would they peek? Just sneak the tip.
Yo, Chad, I'm not gonna show you the tip of my wiener. Stop asking.
making me uncomfortable come on guys we need to do guys guys guys listen guys
listen we need to do clips oh my god why do you suppress her on a DMR when you
do clips comedy night oh mogul battlefront 2 league of legends cinema
Street, Cinema Street. And then chat and you take a dark dump in the toilet.
Some of the worst name I've ever seen in my life. Listen to me, brother.
Some of the worst name I've ever seen in my life.
Bad rain, bad rain, bad rain.
Stop looking at the door, they're killing your team in sight.
Alright, you're a call of duty player that migrated to rainbow and I can tell.
Because you don't aim in until you see somebody, you should already be aiming in.
You do this thing that every cod player does, where you sprint, shoot, sprint, shoot.
Brother, just aim the entire time.
This is why cod players suck at every game besides cod.
What lucky, I'm not kidding.
I'm no lab bop spanking.
Some of the worst aim I've ever seen.
Ryu.
Ryu, listen to me, man.
That's a bad clip, bro. Take the suppressor off of the DMR and start aiming higher, okay?
Remember, as I've always said, Rainbow Six Siege is a one-shot and head-shot game. There's
no reason why you should be aiming at pelvis level. Trev with the five gifted. Trev, put
the Yeager Black Ice in my ass. W. Trev in the chat. Trev, free Yeager.
Next give it a day coming in from distraction distracts. Let's check it out
Okay one feed four scenario with cat can this wins your team the match
If I had your-
Why are they not planting?
Zorium pine, hang it up!
Coming up the stairs!
It's crouching right at you.
Nice!
Stop standing.
Wait, so chat.
Why would none of them plant?
Why would they all destroy the tree?
Why would none of them plan? Why would they all just run upstairs?
Why would literally none of them plan?
Who's the alien bottom left? Real creative, bro.
Down to 15 seconds.
10 seconds left.
Off for...
BARGH!
Yeah, that's a copper lobby.
Faux shizzle.
Jinxie, use me as a boy toy.
High-vives.
Ban Carter.
Ban him now.
Carter, I'm not going to use you as a boy toy.
Do you know what I just realized?
Do you know what I just realized though, chat?
Because we streamed late tonight,
guess who's not going to be here?
Boggles.
And bro, that's a W in my books.
Bro, if Boggles isn't going to be here,
that's a W in my books, man.
What do you mean SAG? Don't type the Spongebob crying emote.
Boggles can kick rocks. Next day by the day!
Wait, that's- this might be a high ranking because this is actually an advanced spawn peak.
Understanding the glass technique is really important.
If you know you're not.
on the wall on the wall all right King why are there three
Three gumines in your pocket. Are you inting?
Got it.
Throw a gumine for Christ's sake!
Use your ability!
Oh my god, he's overheating.
What is the point of going lesion if you're not going to use your lesion mines?
What?
Mora!
That's a new one.
Listen up buddy, I don't care that you got four kills, because there's no reason why
you shouldn't put down your goo mines in a 45 second breath phase. Do you understand?
And that's a Bronze Lobby. That is a Bronze Lobby, Ralph. Rock Lee Ora. Why is Rock Lee
sipping Hannity? That never happened. Chat Rock Lee never sipped fucking Hannity. Nope,
that literally never happened, Chat. Nope. Did you just say the joke wrong? Where did Dark
from all gated sneakers, dark finger.
Is this guy dead ass?
Is this guy dead ass?
The defuser is now secured.
All right, one V3 scenario,
your teammates are voting to surrender.
So you have four cowards on your team, sir.
Go to the main.
Go to the main.
Yes, use your ass charts to burn this.
Nice.
So listen, if your teammates are pinging that, you can play it for free.
When it looks like your teammates are brain dead and they pinged nothing, alright!
Or should I say, Mazalra.
Jack, I'm going to be honest, bro.
The new variants without the ball is actually kind of fun.
I'm not even going to hold you, bro.
Next, give it a day, give it in from Brendan.
Jack, it's another rare variant.
Okay.
All right.
This angle is tighter than my Darth Anus.
I like what I'm seeing right now.
Rated shillen.
Rated shillen.
Jeff, this technique is what we call the glory hole strategy.
This could work. I'm not even gonna lie to you.
S-2-9.
S-2-9.
Got it in.
Ah, okay.
This is definitely a champion lobby.
You can tell by the aim and the awareness.
Also, the glory hole technique was very smart.
This is the first champion of the day, I guarantee it.
right there right there right there yep this guy's champ
he's on a 3k
What the fuck are you ass catch him?
What the fuck is that gonna do?
impact not a C4 man.
Great!
Wow, wow.
Hey bro, Brendan, I'm gonna give you
basketball today so far.
Oh my god, it was champ.
Brendan, basketball today so far.
Like, actually a good clip, man.
For realsies, seriously.
Actually good clip man.
Jinxy put me in your dark mall. Carter get out of the street. Carter get out of the street. Carter get out of the street.
I have sweat and paint seeping into my eyes. I'm not going to read your BS.
Carter get it out.
Some of the worst aim I've ever seen.
So I want to notice everything in this clip.
Your teammate left to go get Totino's Pizza Rolls and it's 3-0.
What are you clipping, bro?
A disaster?
Why are we smoking that?
He hasn't repelled it in yet.
Why would we smoke off something where he hasn't repelled it in?
Are you guys...
This is not League of Legends.
Why are you guys calling out with Team Chat?
You're calling out with Team Chat.
Why does he look even uglier?
Mods, execute order 66 on that chatter.
Thank you.
Mods, execute order 66.
Thank you, Mods.
absolutely good I wait wait operator standing brother these guys are talking
through team chat I've officially seen it all nice
Is this guy champ?
Is this guy champ?
Wait. You ended the clip in a 1v1 scenario.
Which means what, Chad?
He choked the 1v1.
So you just sent in a clip of you killing three people by baiting
and then choking a 1v1.
Miho. Miho.
Dasalra!
That's all right Chad, that's the last variant I have tonight.
I can't even think of another variant.
I actually can't.
That's Malera!
There we go.
Now I'm done.
1v3 scenario, what do you got?
1v3 in play.
Jinx C Charm, okay, okay?
Run to the wall.
Okay.
They planted! One guy is above you, one guy is close right of the breach.
You have to kill the guy above, then kill the guy in the breach!
All right, this guy's actually a beast.
He's actually that aware.
Get him to swing, then come on.
Best Clip of the Day.
Best Clip of the Day.
Oh my God.
You're actually a God, bro.
That was disgusting.
The only way you win that is by pre-firing there.
I'm not even kidding.
Wow.
Oh my God.
Best Clip of the Day.
So, somebody in the chat named Zink just typed,
just typed, my proudest tub.
You are masturbating to me cosplaying as a Sith Lord.
Yo bro, you need help.
You need help.
What do you mean you're proudest tub?
What the hell does that, why are we all retweeting it?
Okay.
You just ruined the clip.
Bro, I can see all chat.
Wow, freestyle question mark?
Yeah.
So wait a minute, wait a minute.
You're a lot, he's allowing you to freestyle.
This better be good.
This better be good, man.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
I have a dark boner.
I'm not even kidding.
I have a dark boner.
That was actually clean.
Bro bro bro bro, that was clean.
I'm just gonna keep it in the buck.
That was clean.
So what do you mean mid, bro?
That's so hard to do.
Okay, this guy's gonna be champ.
Let me explain why.
He has black gloves on Ash, black attachment skin,
and he has the matching face set.
This guy's gonna be champ, I guarantee it.
You're gonna sell off the kit.
now here's the guy who knows both jump in look right jump in look right left okay
He's not here I can tell right what it's all it's doing
Good name landed 3v1
Landed landed fight the fuck are you clipping that landed?
Man, why are you clipping that, man?
Great profile picture, though.
I'm not going to lie.
Logan, think of it as prime.
Ah, God, I love Los.
Logan, think of it as prime.
Mark, think of it as prime.
It's you.
That's not me, bro.
That's fucking Los Polaros, man.
Tis them next coming of the day.
That's not me.
That's not me.
That's not me.
That's not me.
That's not me.
That's fucking Los Polaros, man.
Tis them next coming of the day.
That guy looks better than Jinxie.
You think Los Polos edited into a, Los Polos edited into a chubby hamster is better looking
at me.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
You might actually be right right now.
Chad, here's the thing, bro.
Chad, if I was to leave the house right now, what do you guys actually want to be happening?
What do you think would happen right now, Jack?
Go ahead.
Wait, okay.
You absolute idiot.
The guy that you killed had the diffuser.
There's another guy directly behind him.
What are you looking at?
Darth Maura.
Darth Maura.
involved in this clip needs to get banned.
Nihon, what is happening? That clip was trash!
Alright Chad, W clip session. Now, it's only right, if we get on comedy tonight,
it's only right if we bring the Darth Maul Cosplay back to the place where it
It all started. It's only right now.
It's only right to bring the dark mold conflict back to its original
locations, bro. It's original stomping rounds, man.
Take a bow.
You're on the out of stick it now, Chad, I'm going to get on the automobiles.
Don't worry, guys, I guys, guys, we're going to get on the model.
Don't you worry, Chad.
Don't you frickin worry.
Your Darth Dick got leaked.
All right.
Battlefront now, Chad.
don't worry we're gonna get on battlefront chat we're gonna be on a lot of games tonight
okay let's do this okay let's do this guys
w clip session man i appreciate everybody that's time to have a clip if you got a react to two good
shit if you didn't that is unlucky man all right
Also chat, I need to play one game of chess today because I'm wondering away from five
of you guys.
This is a late night stream.
We never start this late y'all.
All right guys, Arby ready.
Greetings, greetings, earthlings, greetings.
that's the wrong joke yo dark mall what's on your nose it's kind of something on your
nose. Anyways, my Darth Maastros? Okay, it's like there's something on the nose. Anyways,
why did Darth Maul forget the script? Why? Because he was reading the LARPING PAPER!
Alright.
Why did Darth Vader go to the mall?
Because he went to the Darth mall.
It's wrong. You said it wrong, Tarek.
No, it's right.
No, it's fucking wrong.
Yo, can you hear me?
Yo, bro.
It sounds like you're fucking...
What happened to your mic?
Yo, what's up?
Yo bro, my ears.
Okay, okay.
Junko, first of all, big fan, can you stand up for me though?
Stand up right now?
Yeah, bro. I wanna, this is part of the jump.
Okay, I'm standing up.
Alright, big boy, first of all.
I know you have the whole fit on but so you see that right there you flexing yo ice ice
loza if you're in the crowd wait to your stage bro can you hear me bro pop what is up man
How you doing pop? Yo, yo, yo, bro. Can you hear me? It's my mic for yes. Yep. Yes. Yes
Okay, bro. I'm a big fan bro. I'm finally here, bro
Welcome to the comedy night. Can I ask you a question, bro? Yes, bro. What's up, man?
Do you do you support the LGBT community, bro? Yes, bro. Yep
Bro, that will you change see the chat? Yes
What is your joke, Puff?
Puff, what is your joke?
Okay, okay, okay.
Bear deep dark mulligan.
This mother fucker.
Yo, bro.
It's Darth Vader!
And it's the Darth Maul!
Bargh!
Yo, this, this mother fucker.
Yo, what's up, man?
Yo, what is up, man?
Yoros!
No, you close, you close, Yoros, Yoros.
Yoros, Yoros.
Now, before I say my joke,
can I say something first?
Okay, yes.
What is up, baby?
Man, I just want to say that
really, I really enjoy your
change, bro. Even now, it's almost
5am here in Greece, and I stay up
watching you here. Thank you, bro.
Hey, W's, man!
Now, about my joke,
I don't know if you remember last week, but I told you, I told my job was that you were the worst iron illegal lettuce.
Okay.
But now, I just want to congratulate you that you're bronze, bro. Congratulations.
Hey, hey, thank you, man. Yes, thank you.
And now you're the worst bronze illegal.
F**k!
Yo, yes. What's up, bro?
where it's not tampons
it's tarpon tarpon yo goose what's up
I already said this one once but you
didn't get it so I'm gonna try again
okay what's the difference between
jinx's driveway and the dark mall
What?
Jinxie pulls out of his driveway.
Yo, hey bro, okay.
I don't, I don't finish inside of Darth Maul, bro.
Yes, yes you do.
Okay.
This motherfucker.
Yo.
What's up, man?
Yo, what's good?
Before I say my joke, hey, it's the seven-foot guy from TwitchCon.
I don't know if you remember me, but...
Oh my god, it's you!
It's fucking me, baby.
How have you been, bro? How have you been, sir?
Hey, we've been grinding, bro. We've been grinding.
Alright.
Who did Dark Mall play Rainbow Six Seed with?
Oh.
The Dark Stewart.
Jay, Seed, you're gonna bring me out. I was just on the stage.
Um, uh, guess what?
Yes.
Yes.
What's up?
Guess what?
What?
You're fat.
So why did Jinxie suck at basketball?
Why?
Because he had the dart ball.
yo hello yo yo what's up man you found a 1v1 in chess hello hello tell him joke
dark what's up bro I'm I'm so glad to be here but a fan for three years hey my
boy bro what we've been good man I got a good show I got a good show why can't two
Chinese people make a lot of kids.
Okay, I mean, I...
Miho, Miho.
Hey, hey, how's everyone doing?
What's up, bro? What's up, Beats?
What's up, man? What's up?
I love the outfit. How long were you in the chair for?
You said like seven hours, right?
Uh, like, six or seven.
Six or seven, okay.
Seven years.
Six, seven, yeah.
That dart hole must be hurting.
Okay, I got my joke, I got my joke, you ready?
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Why?
Because he had no body to go with.
Okay, okay, okay.
Why did the gamer play so many video games after his breakup?
Why?
He needed to console himself.
Oh, Muggle!
Oh, Muggle!
as Darth Maul. Let's mug some motherfuckers. Chad, do I look good? Do I look good? Chad,
do I look good? Do I look good? Do I look good? Chad, do I look good? Do I look good? Do I look good?
Chat, it's time to Darth Mogg.
No, you never do.
All right.
Here we go.
It's time to Darth Mogg.
Chat, it's time to Darth Mogg.
Here we go.
I wonder what people are gonna say when they see me. They probably haven't
Am I up against dinsky? The fuck, did you just jinx? It's dinsky. Yeah
Yeah.
You're not small. Is that you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's dark.
Oh my God, you got mugged by dark mug.
Chat, but I want to get more scores. How do I, how do I zoom it?
You just got dark moths, Chad light, oh my god.
What do you say?
be much
no chatting's got dark mom
yo that was a good run
How did I get mugged?
Oh my God, my score shot up.
Chad, I think I got to tilt my head down.
I think I got to, wait, chin up or chin down?
Well, what I don't understand about this website is how does your score change?
Because doesn't it, you know what I'm saying?
You have too many chins.
It's what he's making.
I'm doing like this for my like chin up and like this.
Oh my God.
Look at him.
What are you streaming?
Wait.
Why is he black?
Like doing a black face.
No.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I'm Darkmo!
What the fuck?
Wait, what?
I'm Darkmo.
Shut it, son.
The little kid did not watch Star Wars.
You just got Darth Mauled.
I can't do a damn person show.
I'm a bad artist right now..
... it doesn't hurt anymore.
And instead i want a fuckin'
Holy shit, what the hell is that?
I actually got Jinxy.
Of course.
Yes I won.
Okay, nice to meet you, man.
Nice to meet you, buddy.
Oh my God, you're Jinxy, you're gay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, all right.
Chat, bro, I'm actually on a winning streak.
I'm not even kidding, my average score went up
when I turned into Dark Mall.
Am I brutally mocking?
Chat, my average score went up, bro.
I don't know why.
How did it go up?
Is that a swing?
No, it's not.
Fuck.
No, it's not.
Fuck.
Bro, I'm actually mauging.
I'm actually mauging everyone.
Oh my god.
Bro, I'm actually mauging everyone.
Wait, can we play?
I found the method chat.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Bro, how does that work?
Ugh!
Fuck it now!
Why?
Do you have a pen?
Hey there!
I
Found the method bro. I have the method. I have the method. I'm not even kidding
Yo, Jin see
Hold on Rob Moggy.
You know you actually got chat.
You actually got chat.
Respect.
Hey, respect.
Respect.
Bro, you got a knife.
you got a knife?
Kingsea bro holy shit
cool game see you good game bro
I love your streams
fuck fuck okay good game good game
I'm actually getting mock now Chad. I think I'm in skill by smash making. I think they're starting to put me against true Chad's
I'm not even kidding bro
Jinxy
Bro
Bro, no way. This this is not real bro. This isn't real
Bro dude, I leave for boot camp bro June 10th boot camp. Well, oh
Bro, I'm being so for real bro. How many how many likes I'll take out do a stream with you, bro
50,000. 50,000. 50,000. Bro, bro, let me record this, bro. Let me record this. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Bro, dude, this is like my third match, bro. I didn't think I was going to find you, bro. No way.
Dude, that is pretty RNG, bro.
Wait, so wait, you're leaving for bootcamp in a week?
No, yeah, like two weeks. I leave June 10.
Where are you going? Or you can't say it? League check Twitter?
No, no, no, I won't leak. I'm going to it's in great like someone why I'm going to boot camp in the Navy
You're gonna be in the Navy, bro. Yeah, bro, dude. I don't think I could do that. I'm too much of a child
I don't think I would make it through that. I'm not even kidding, bro
Dude, I've low-key been watching your dark Maul stream since you started breath. So wait dad ass
Yes, right that ass. Yeah, I'm at work right now watching it
Hey, do you want to do the tick tock real quick?
Do it what do you want to do the tick tock?
Yeah, I've been reporting it. Oh, okay, baby. All right, bro. 50k likes. I got you man. All right, but
Bro, this is not Jinx.
Hi, dear Normie.
Buddy, you got Darth Maul.
Buddy, you got Darth Maul.
I
Love you jinxie holy shit, bro. Why is your name penis toucher man? Yo, I love you Jin like
Bro, what?
I'm so bad. I'm good. He's gonna be
Get a model
What is that simple you?
Just not playing
That's it.
Wait, I'm only gonna measure it one.
He goes, get it for me.
He's pretty quick.
Oh-ho!
You gonna do the record?
Dude, this guy looks like Darth Maul.
No, I beat him.
I beat him.
He looks like Darth Maul.
He was mugging.
He said I was mugging, at least.
Chad, at least he said I was mugging.
No, no, no.
At least he said I was mugging.
No?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Strange life.
Wait, is that squishy?
Is that squishy, bro? That is?
Fuckin cheater, how did he do that fucking cheater how the fuck did he do that that
That ass.
Tinky.
Tinky.
Oh my God.
Please fuck.
God fucking dammit.
Let's go.
Phil McCracken, are we dead ass?
Yeah, this guy's funny.
Bro, is he in school?
Yeah, this guy's funny.
Bro, is he in school?
Is he in school?
Yo bro, thumbs up if you're in school.
Yeah, what country is he in?
I'm not seeing school right now.
I just got mugged by literally a kid.
A kid mugged me.
Oh my God.
A kid just mugged me.
I can't just mug me.
Bro, this is so fake.
This is so fake. Holy fake.
Dude, I just got Chad Light and then it dropped, bro.
I got Chad Light and then it dropped.
I'm playing, oh my god.
Oh my god, it's 16.
Oh my god, it's 16.
Oh my god, it's 16.
Oh my god, it's 16.
You're right.
I'm so sorry.
Oh my god, I expect.
He must be without even trying.
What the fuck?!
What?!
He didn't even die!
I'm mahoganyin' the fuck out of him.
Bro, I'm 2-0!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
J.C.!
J.C.!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
J.C.!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
J.C.!
The whole life!
Oh my god!
Chad light please.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my God.
Let's go, baby!
Yes!
Yes!
Guys, what is my record?
How is mine?
Juck-o!
No, you can't do the hand math if fuck you, what's a nine?
This guy knows tech, I can't win this.
He did it again.
Oh my God.
He got Chad, he got Chad, he got Chad bro this guy knows the hand method and his jawline
is good.
How can I fucking compete?
He knows the fucking hand method.
How?
I'm going to use this.
Bro, the hand method should be banned.
You know, it should.
You know it should.
The hand method should be banned.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Mijo.
That's not fair.
Do it bro, but they have like the...
Yo, I love you, Jameson.
Yes, I love you too bro.
Bro, okay, he ended with a seven.
This guy dead ass, he ended with a seven, it's this.
Good luck, it's gonna be an intense one.
No fucking way are you Jinxie, are you actually him?
No, I'm David.
Chad, how did he, bro, he mugged the bullshit out of me.
Oh my god, it's Jixi.
You're getting mugged, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, you're getting mugged, bro.
Oh my god.
I swear if I don't win.
What were you saying?
What were you saying, bro?
Yeah, shut up, shut up, shut up.
By 0.1.
By 0.1.
Yes, yeah, but it's not.
Guys, no one wants to.
Nobody wants to burst us.
Why is it all on on?
What?
Why is it all on on?
You're back for lost.
Is it real?
He's walking it.
No, I didn't die lying.
No, my face is in it.
Darth Mogged.
Like, I'm just...
Bro, I'm just Darth Mogging people.
Literally, bro.
Why did it make every game go to overtime?
What do you mean flying cars they said?
Last one.
Yeah, why did Darth Vader go to the mall?
Why did Darth Vader go to the mall?
Motherfucker, motherfucker.
All right, chat.
I am literally one win away from 500 Elo and chess.
Now, I'm pretty sure my brain is expanding because I'm Darth Maul.
This is the biggest game of chess in my entire life.
This is the biggest game of chess in my entire life, okay?
We need to win this game for 500 Elo. Everybody lock it.
We need to win this game for Fabio de Velo, okay?
This guy's from Solomon Islands. Chat, where's that from? Where's that from? Where's that from?
Okay.
Chat, he ends up going with this variation here where he pushes the pawn low key. I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know what to do. I guess I just do this, but then I can't get my knight out, bro.
This is not good.
good. Chad, where is Sodom and Island's at, bro?
All right, everybody lock in, okay? Everybody lock in. What do you mean GGs? GD to what?
Oshinia? He's not where Australia is? Boy, this guy already castled. This guy's hard
countering me. I'm not even kidding. This guy's opening counters my opening. I'm not even
getting chat bro my pond structure is so bad I have both my bishops he has both
his knights you had check yeah but the check isn't doing anything so he just
pushes upon for you backseat chasing right now bro leave me alone
Bro, I don't know if I can.
Bro, no matter what side I castle.
Bro, I'm going to lose.
No matter what side I castle, my king just fucked because he messed up my pawn structure.
Oh my God, this guy is such a chud.
This is my 500 elo game please bro please I need this speed actually think about the
pieces you move yo boggles do me a favor and actually think about your hairline actually
think about your fucking hairline boggles how about that buddy stop saying six seven
which I have a nasty play guys look queen takes rook takes queen but then if he does
nothing bishop takes and then we're putting the rock under threat guys guys
listen to fuck up okay this right here is going to be my 530 low game whatever
we do we can't mess up okay
I don't know where to move my queen.
This is so, bro, this guy's, I'm telling you, his opening counters me chat.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even getting his opening counters me chat.
I'm being dead ass, bro, his opening counters me, bro.
I'm not even kidding.
His opening counters me, dead ass.
I don't know what to do, fuck!
Bro, this guy is so cringe.
Wait, why did I move my rook?
I didn't even have to move my rook.
He's going to check me.
He's going to check me.
That's checkmate.
He's going to check me with that.
Bro, it was just the opening diff, bro.
He countered me with the opening, man.
Fuck!
Fuck!
All right chat is it about that time boys? Should we try battlefront 2 for the first time ever?
Yes, or no, should we try Star Wars battlefront 2 for the first time ever?
What it's $40
It's $40 guys.
It's $40.
Okay, Chad, I'm buying it, I'm buying it, I'm buying it, Chad, I'll just take the download.
Chad, I'll just take the download, Chad.
Play on Xbox.
Jack, could I use controller in PC?
Oh my God.
Guys?
Guys?
It's going up 1% every 2 seconds.
Guys?
It's going up, it's 84 gigabytes.
Star Wars Battlefront 2 is 84 gigabytes.
Say what lie, Hebrew?
Star Wars Battlefront 2 is 84 gigabytes say what lucky
Which I think I have it on my Xbox I do Xbox
High-fives Colin
Hive mind what it's up, baby. Hi Mike. What's up?
I think on PC there's a lot of hackers
But I could be wrong.
Battlefront has hackers?
Yeah, but I could be wrong.
I'm getting one gigabyte a second.
Is that good internet?
One.
Yeah, that's actually really good internet.
Yeah.
That's kind of like Max's one, yeah.
But, yeah, should you play on Xbox or PC?
Run a pole. Shout out Xbox to V.C.
I'm going to start the run a pole.
XQC said no there isn't. Wait, wait.
The game is playable currently. XQC said it.
XQC said it's good.
And then you hit run. You should be able to run your control on it.
Yes.
Okay, beautiful. Beautiful. XQC called it.
Oh
Excuse me, what's up, bro
Okay, if you see my bug out, okay, so should I have a delay x?
Don't use a delay
Miho, okay x is the game difficult or easy
It's crazy, but it's going to be a lot of bomb diapers, even in the battlefield, like
that.
You just bomb diap, bomb diap, bomb diapers for a couple hours and then maybe you'll get
better.
Yes, I played a little bit of Battlefield and I played the original Battlefront on my PS2.
Well, I'll ask for the game for your message, just enjoy it.
Okay, thank you, bro.
It's one of the best games I've seen so far.
Okay, thank you, X.
XQC said it's one of the best games of our time chat is this true or false is this true or false chat
Bro, I played the og battlefront like I used Darth Maul. I'm not even kidding
Wow the chat is saying retweets what?
Chessing retweets man
For realsies guys for realsies
Really really okay
Battlefront 1 has no Jettadise. Yeah, Battlefront 1 was, um, no, I thought you could use Jettadise. I remember using Darth Maul.
I thought Battlefront 1 did have Jettadise. Jettamite, am I tweaking? Am I tweaking?
I'm going to get another water and then I might get a protein bar because chat we're streaming all night because I'm not a part timer bitch. Okay, BRB.
I'm going to go pee. I'm sweating all over myself.
for myself.
you
you
Okay chat now this is a legitimate question this is a legitimate question hi guys why
you always play this game yeah this is a legitimate question bro hi boys are you addicted to slope
This game has five players and high-vives is the first one.
Chat, chat, chat, chat.
What's it called it?
Oh, wait, I forgot to get a water, I just pee.
Chat, should I get a beer?
Chat, should I get a beer for this?
Yes or no?
Should I get a Darth beer?
Yes or no?
A Darth Bush light?
Okay, actually, I don't know.
I might get water.
I don't know.
I don't know. I'll come back to it.
I'm not even kidding look at what came in
Oh
Jack look at what came in guys
You guys know what this means now bro
Chat we can play it a forza so we can play it a forza guys
We can play it a forza yes, bro look chat look bro
Guys I have a wheel and a pedals
GG to a family of four
boggles shut the fuck up
boggles I'm good at driving
Buggles shut the fuck up dude seriously. What do you mean GG to a family of four?
I'm good at driving ass wipe. Oh my god, download complete.
All right now chat here's my only fucking question. I
Need a yes or no. Can I play as Darth Maul? I
Need a yes or no. Can I play as Darth Maul?
I'm seeing a lot of yeses locked the fuck in. I'm seeing a lot of yeses locked the fuck in.
Chai got cheez-its and a protein bar. It's lemon flavored, chat look. Lemon flavored protein bar.
Okay. Now, I've never played Battlefront 2. My cousin used to play Battlefront 2 a lot when he was a kid. I played Battlefront 1 in the PS2.
How that one worked, if I remember correctly, you can start off as a joy and if you went in a kill streak, if you went in a kill streak chat, you would get like the sits.
six. It's goaded. I'm sure it's better than bf2 or bf1. It's the exact same bet. Now chat,
do y'all remember in battlefront one, when you would fight out of the airplane hangar,
or not even the airplane hangar, what is it called chat?
Remember chat and you would fly through.
You guys know what I'm talking about?
What was it called Starship?
Maybe close league.
Oh yeah, we should probably close league high pass because it might actually slow the game down.
That guy's right.
I'll get on with you later.
right now boys, we're a fucking Sith lore. Lock the fuck in.
Yap, yap, yap, Sahore. A lot of people are saying Ewok Hunt. What does that mean, chat?
Oh my god, Lucasfilm. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait, it's Anakin before he turns back.
It's Anakin before he turns back.
Jack, who remembers the scene from Star Wars, where the little kids are going, uh,
Masked Skywalker, there's too many of them. What are we going to do?
That scene, the first time I saw that I cried.
Ails, toilets, buddy. Star Wars is 25 years old, man.
Like, like, if it got spoiled for you, bro, GGs, man.
Okay, chatting everybody to lock in. Highbites, my controller's not syncing.
I'm not playing this on mouse and keyboard.
Highbites?
Hi guys, hi guys call me BigHuddy with the 10 gifted, Muda hit bronze 3, tell Muda to
put a sock in it.
Hey guys, how's it going?
Hey Jinx, how's it going bro?
So what's going on?
Meeho, look.
How's it going bro? So what's going on?
Miho, look!
Miho, look!
Wait, oh, it's not...
Hi-
It's a call!
Can't look!
Hi guys, look.
I didn't plug it in.
Okay, hi guys. I think I'm the first dreamer with CT, like Losez.
Yeah, yes, yes, you are. Also, please make sure your Xbox is all...
Your Xbox needs to be off, because right now it's controlling your Xbox.
Okay, guess what? It's off and it's working. Hi guys, I love you.
Bye.
Just like that.
first so your PC doesn't explode let's turn down the graphics
bro but the graphics look so beautiful I high-fives high-fives high-fives
wow oh my god chat oh my god my glorious king what's up
I want to keep these graphics or what should I do?
I have a pretty solid PC.
It's not that great though.
What should I do, Chad?
Oh, we have to crank that.
What do you think?
One out max out or like one out three, you're going to go over watch or what?
Chad, what do you think?
You're saying?
Chat saying Max. Chat saying Max win.
The second idea actually.
Now the second idea.
Try some.
Okay.
What are we doing?
Everything's on media.
Hi, guys. Do me a favor. Take a Darth Chill Pill, buddy.
Your cortisol is way too high for the galactic universe, buddy.
Are you even in Star Wars, man? I'm in the game. You're not.
Somebody said turn motion and film grain off.
But I might be getting one guide. I might be getting one guide.
He's right, yes, yes, yes, yes, I'll fight him.
Okay, chat media or can we go more real quick?
Medium should be good, no.
There's going to be a dark boner in my pants, bro.
Yes, bro, I'm going to be able to play as myself.
Okay, Chad, this looks good.
That's so V looks good. Let me can bump this a little bit.
Chad, look, my mask is peeling.
Wait, wait, read what XQC said. Read what XQC said.
What did XQC say?
Scroll it up to his thing. Scroll it up to his thing and click his thing.
Go to user slash user XQC. Do what he said.
I saw him say it, but it went back.
Jinx, this game was made with care and love. Max, the settings, even low QQ scroll.
Yo, so X is XGC like a spokesperson for Battlefront 2, man?
I don't know.
I didn't really play this game.
Chat, X just plays this game.
For realsies.
I think I saw his stream one time when he was playing it.
For sure he saw the Star Wars.
Anything else that we're missing?
I'll leave this one a little bit.
Chat, can I be honest though?
Star Wars?
Dude, I don't know if I'm crazy about the whole Rey-Kylo Ren era.
I don't know, Chat, but...
Like, I don't want to do spoilers, man, but I don't know.
Yo, X, for, um, this is a watching form, SOV, what do we, we max out?
Or do we go Overwatch 1 and 3, or do we, something else?
Yeah, just read what XQC says, because some people in the chat are trolls, and then some people are one guy, I guess.
That is saying XQC is a larpher.
Gucci, are you one guy in me?
Bro, surely XQC saw all the movies that he plays BF2.
XQC said 90.
XQC said 90.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right.
I will walk them up.
You're ready to go.
Bro, this is a rare image of Anakin.
Chad, this is Anakin before he turned evil.
Literally, but he was already turning to the dark side, man.
OK.
Oh, I probably just spoiled the entire...
Okay.
Okay, I'm sorry.
All right, chat.
Listen, bro, I'm gonna be honest, bro,
if you're in a Battlefront 2 stream
and Sarva's been out for 25 years
and you haven't seen Sarva Wars, that's on you, we have.
Okay, high-fives.
Am I ready to go?
Now, chat.
Heroes and Villains is a clash of epic battles
across cinematic region.
Four to eight players.
He was never evil. He became Darth Vader. Yo bro, are you brain dead? He literally choked
out his girlfriend. Alright bro, high fives, ready to roll?
Yes, you are good to go Jakes, so...
Play Supremacy first, they're saying.
What is that?
chat heroes vs villains or supremacists what should we do first
let me see I mean they're all starting a supremacy
alright now whoa age of the republic age of the rebellion age of the resistance fuck the resistance
fuck yeah we're doing this
chat you can always play every game mode
wait chat but isn't dark mall in age of the republic
chat wouldn't Darth Maul be in yeah yeah Darth Maul to the age of the Republic
nice nice nice nice you fucking spoiling bitch bro bro buddy buddy
Star Wars has been out for 30 years.
What's your advice?
Why is spoiling a movie? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Okay, listen, I'm not trying to spoil, okay?
Chat, the thing is, if you're in a battle for a two-stream,
you're obviously going to be open to spoilers.
That's on you.
Second, if you haven't already watched Star Wars in your life,
that's also on you, buddy.
That's on you, buddy.
Well, hopefully you can find a game.
Oh my god, this is bringing back so many memories of the Battlefront 1.
Well, I don't want to use this shit stick.
I guess you have to.
Aquit weapons, E5, I guess.
Ooh, should I beat- nah, let me be Assault.
I want to get in there.
Yo, Giddy.
Yo, I'm hard for Giddy.
Battlefront ain't for everyone.
Easy.
W. Ginny. Jinxy, you're cooked on HPV. Jinxy, W. Clankers.
Yep, someone's definitely gonna say it's Lur.
Junko, Jinxy, Jinxy, Jinxy, love you lad. Let's run it, Ginny. I'm hard for you, Jinky.
Junko, you're cooked. Okay, bro.
I've never played
Row Naboo is beautiful. I remember Naboo Naboo is so pretty. Oh, there I am. There I am. Whoa
Whoa, hi, boys. Why am I looking virgin? Ah?
Hi boys. What is this? Me ho
In galactic conquest yo bro if you're gonna stream snipe please don't run in my way man please
just gonna play the game y'all all right a bomb b bomb or c objective capture command post okay
Let's run it down me
How do I get dark mall
Shines a bad ain't bad
I got one I got one I got one what for pay battle points what oh for dark mall for dark
mall okay you can't respond point that's a sign oh the shoes I've been so this is
Fine, bro, cuz this map is it's okay out. It could be hard to snipe
So my aim is good guys my aim is good and my aim is good
Might have dropped my sense a little bit oh fire fire
We need 4k battle points for dark mall everybody lock them
What the fuck what's that?
WHAT THE FUCK
Bro, I shouldn't spend it. I have to save.
Chatter to have to save.
Chatter to have to save, have to save, have to save, have to save.
Chat, what do I click for my abilities?
What do I click for my abilities?
XQC is in your game.
Save Walahi.
Save Walahi.
Save Walahi. XQC is in my game.
Has been lost
Yeah, look let me drop the bus. Oh, no, it's dad
Yeah, what about it for a village whoa? Whoa?
Shotgun pistol
all the controls all position is but why bro we're getting mod
chep we're getting brutally mod my team is ah
okay this is where we hold them
why don't you light saber why don't you
oh get shit on get fucking shit on why don't you light saber
Chat water here lightsaber
Right, I'm thinking of like four night. Yes. Yes. Come on
You cheating bitch
Bro, I have to use my abilities more guys. We almost have Darth Maul
Guys, we must have Darth Maul. We need a couple more kills, okay?
Should we do a couple more kills? Focus!
Bro, we're getting fogged! We have no objectives, guys!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Badass!
Why don't I hear a lifesaver? Why don't I hear a lifesaver?
We're lucky I had a certain lifesaver again.
Why is there a virgin on my team?
Count Dooku is here.
Count Dooku! Count Dooku!
Oh my god, I hated him when I was a kid!
I hated him when I was a kid! I hated him!
Bro, why are people being versions of this game? Oh my god.
Oh, oh!
He's like a fucking kangaroo!
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Bro, I feel like this is better than Heroes vs Villains, no? Or worse. I feel like this
is worse because the streams I've just seen just spawned on me, man. There's such chimes.
Oh my god, it's in my favor. No. No. Somebody win Dark Maul! Dark Maul! There's Dark Maul!
you guys see him bro this guy's deep dark ball oh dark ball oh my god look
look that's my teammate well mahi that's my teammate I'm so sorry oh my god I
I'm actually good at this game. Oh my god
Don't protect me don't protect me, please
He's got a fucking jetpack!
What?!
I'm not doing that back what just hit me was that a fucking RPG
I'm not too happy.
Dark Maul, get him.
Dark Maul killed.
Dark Maul killed.
Fuck!
Wait, is that...
Dark Maul, please, I need you.
Dark Maul, I need you.
Darth Maul, please, I need you.
Darth Maul, I need you.
Bro, it's okay. Chad, do I have enough time to get anything?
Oh no.
Darth Maul!
Darth Maul!
Darth Maul!
Shit on. You literally just got shit on, kid.
Bro that's so OP. That's so OP. Guys that is so OP bro.
No, no, it's a Jedi.
Drunk mode. Drunk mode has so much aura. Drunk mode has so much aura. Oh my god.
I can't get him.
Ghostboy, you have to protect me.
Please get him.
Wait, what?
He's allowed to just stamp on me.
What?
He's allowed to just step on me, what?
Why is he allowed to step on me?
Why is he allowed to step on me?
Pro Darth Maul, oh my god I'm so close.
Guys, guys, 800 points for Darth Maul.
Please, please, please, please.
You are just ensuring the parking position.
Our forces have lost control of the man's boat.
All right.
You're small, but you can push B. You're small, push B to C. You're small.
I'm head-clutching.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Got it you do it do it only one only one I got it
That's not more accurate because Obi-Wan Kenobi needed why don't you to kill him? That's not more accurate
Hold B to mall
You gonna use them once
to the droid?
Well, are we winning now, or if I can work new, say, morning of transport ship?
We have to stop them.
We have to stop them.
One.
No.
Did we lose?
No.
I'll find Jordan and then to do less amusing as time goes by.
Jeez, man.
Are we lost?
What?
What?
Stop over there.
Just drop one.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
wait wait what wait what new battleground whoa new arena hold on
My aim is to go...
Come on, Darth Maul.
Come on, Darth Maul.
Escort me, Darth.
Darth Maul, escort me, Daddy.
He knows that.
Yota!
Yota!
No!
Yota can fit through the gap because he's fucking Yota!
Did you see how I just died?
Did you see how I just died?
shit, man! Alright, I'm doing this. B2RP Rock and Joy, come on. Yes, these things
add so much aura. Yo, so did the rolling things. I'm gonna boost up the rolling thing.
of
the
Once left, follow me, I'll go down.
Whoa!
Who's that?
It's Obi-Wan! It's Obi-Wan!
No!
Obi-Wan, stop! No, Daddy, Daddy!
Obi-Wan and Anakin, how is that balance at all?
Obi-Wan and Anakin, how is that balance?
Wait. General Grievous.
General Grievous, can you protect me please? Please protect me, please, please?
General Grievous, please
Bro their door camping their fucking door camping. That's bullshit
But I can't get out there
Guys their door camping piece of shit
They're door camping pieces of shit, man.
For realsies.
General Grievous, please save us.
Please, General Grievous, please.
I'm gonna follow you.
General Grievous, I'm gonna follow you, okay?
The gun-
Oh.
Whoa-whoa-whoa!
Shit on!
They're just door-gettin' pink!
They're just-
All units, charge!
guys they're just so much a door camping chud
you see what I'm saying
wait now we can door camp
Now we can door camp.
Darth Maul saved me!
The Darth elevator!
Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan, you cheating bitch!
I killed Obi-Wan! I killed Obi-Wan! I killed Obi-Wan! Oh my god!
Did you see that? Did you fucking see that?
bro I killed Obi-Wan holy fucking shit
The clone assault must be stopped at once, or ship is being damaged.
Okay, you know what? If they're gonna doorcam, I'm just gonna doorcam.
You know what I'm saying? That's one kill on one idiot.
Check, if they're gonna door camp, I'm gonna door camp.
Get what I'm saying?
AHHHHH!
OPEN ON STOP!
Please!
OPEN ON STOP!
GET!
No.
Not Yoda.
No, not Yoda, anyone but that little fuck.
He blanked.
He blanked.
He fucking flanked me.
That absolute bastard.
What's my K-8?
Bro, I'm not even doing that bad.
Oh.
bro I'm not even doing that bad oh I'm 18th out of 20th
alright
XCC's top 10 on his team not bad
Yota it's Yota back up back up back up it's Yota back up it's Yota he's doing
flimbs man he's doing front flimbs
I feel bad I can't stop me ho what the fuck am I supposed to do about that shit
Mio!
Is there a way to set up flight cams?
He's just sitting there blocking.
Jaddy Block will be with your life's sake!
Did he just throw me into a wall?
This little shit stain!
He just threw me into a wall!
XGZ is dark mall, say voila here.
I wanna see dark mall.
I wanna see XGZ, this abject of this game.
I haven't seen him in this game.
Chat, but at least I'm not the worst player in the lobby, like Lance Versailles.
No!
How can Anakin block in multiple directions? That's not more accurate!
Actually, Anakin, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm getting bogged by a one-foot-all fucking Yoda!
What
What
I'm saving my points for dr. Moll
Shit off gotta kill
Oh, it's a flanker.
Wait, what?
Did we win?
Did we win?
We won!
We won!
Oh my god, I have enough for the dark mall.
I have enough for the dark mall
Dude I when I was a kid I used to love his life
Chat look at his little handle
Here we go
I'm saving for I have enough for dogs more but I go
Now under the control.
I'm a little affected.
I might be affected.
I might be affected.
So I'm really affected.
I might be affected.
General Grievous, what's up?
Talk to me, Papa.
What?
I'm on a head glitch!
How am I dead on a head glitch?
How am I- Why can't I get dark maul?
Oh, because they're all in play.
I can just wait until I get him? Okay, okay.
Whaaaaaat?
Shit on idiots!
For my first time in the game, I'm not bad.
You see that dodge you see the dodge okay, can I buy draw me how me how shadows wait
Chetchery wait, I don't know what to do bro. Should I wait?
You have stormtrooper aim yo bro go fuck yourself literally literally go fuck yourself bro
How do I block L to your B?
Chah, how do I block, how do I block?
How do I block?
L tier Bs!
I'm so ass no I have to use the force
Nah, guys, I'm so bad.
Guys, I'm so bad.
Fuck!
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this thing?
Whoa, let me drop the bus! Let me drop the bus!
Marry!
Did I win?
I gotta kill. Wait wait okay okay but hmm shall I save? No I'm gonna keep using it. I'm gonna keep using it.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna camp behind this thing. Chill out. I'm gonna camp behind this thing.
Oh my god, it's fucking Yona, not this little shit.
And I find your hairline out amusing, bitch!
First game, first day in the game.
You're dying because you're not using your abilities, yeah, I know.
Wait, you're chatting, in order for a game to end, they have to win twice, you have to
win back-to-back.
This is gonna be cinema.
This is gonna be cinema.
Did I just throw a grenade at myself?
Did I just add to my own grenade?
Did I just add to my own grenade?
Why did he throw with his left hand though, Cache?
Like what type of bullshit was that?
Why did he throw with his left hand, man?
AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!
YONAH STOP IT NOW!
STOP YONAH P-
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS BROKEN!
What do you mean, Darth Spad?
Is P-Bo thinking about a 10 gift to W-O-R-A-Ch-A?
Darth Maul, let's go.
Of course he has!
Can Master Yoda take his green cock out of my ass now?
Please!
You can wallbang metal?
tell the camp of the shotgun this is smart no anyone but him anyone but I can't
I
Can't compete no no, I'm trying to roll fuck
That would be my teammate
There's always a flanker!
God damn it!
Why?
Why is there always a flanker?
What la he's in the stream?
Yeah, keep agin'.
Yep, keep agin'.
There's no way he's over the door.
What la he's in the stream?
I feel like I'm getting sniped.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Chewbacca!
I jump Chewie!
I feel bad!
Oh, I feel like I've released a shit.
I feel like I'm just going to hide in the corner and play slow.
Of course Yoda has spawned.
Can Jedi Master Yoda take it out of my ass?
of
No, Anakin, Anakin, no!
I feel like I'm just getting passed around like a blunt.
If I walk out, I'm gonna instantly die.
Then this jetpack? Ooh, you got shit off.
I just killed Anakin! Fuck you, Anakin!
You were NOT the chosen one, bitch!
I'm sure you've lost all units.
Guys, am I bad?
Oh my god, I'm an 18th player.
No!
Guys, am I bad?
Yes, yes, terrible.
Yes, terrible.
Yes, you're dog shit.
You're not bad.
You're horrendous.
73,000 score. This guy has to have like a nine inch cock. I'm not even kidding. This
guy literally has to have a nine inch cock. I'm not even kidding, bro.
Okay, Chad.
Should I try this?
Now, Chad, this is lightsabers versus lightsabers, right?
Lightsabers versus lightsabers.
Beboo, they give her the five gift.
WBboo, man.
Geonosis.
Oh, my God, bro.
This is, um...
This is the planet where they were captured in the Colosseum, right?
Weren't they captured in the-
Okay, should I pick Yoda?
Yoda's broken.
Yoda's broken.
Luke?
I think I should get Yoda.
Holy aura.
Wait, the graphics look good!
What?
Whoa!
I was about to say, is there fall damage in this game?
I challenge you to a juke.
This is where I feel for honor.
What?
Paddle of Ren has a one inch cock.
See if we got to use our abilities, it's like Lee.
I got a kill, I got a kill, I got a kill, I got a kill.
DUNK VADER!
NO!
NO!
Get shit on!
That's a kill too?
Did I kill two or one?
Or it's like league, I gotta hold Q.
Alright, RB does that, LB does that, and LB RB does that.
I'll be over just that.
Evil domination, god can do.
You get stuff, you do.
What is hitting me? My god!
You can have a gun in this?
What?
You're so fucking bad.
You're not gonna flank anybody because you're so little.
Bro, these guns are cringe!
Oh my god, I'm gonna flank the guy with the-
Yeah, run away, bitch.
I think I just saw Han Solo.
Two you want. Why are we running from- Oh, when?
He's a chud!
My movement looks good.
I look sweaty in this mode.
I look sweaty.
There's something trying to overkeep him.
He does that.
He's not like his only ass over.
We are swearing
I'm quitting to be a biker
We are
We are
Our crushing league on the day that we leave
Carla, I'm so much better
Carla
if you use the gun in this mode I swear to God you should literally punch in the face
what a lie here you're a pussy why would you use the gun in this mode
It's not jiddy to say that Yoda's cute Yoda is universally cute
When he's gone, what's up with your gun now?
What the fuck was that
No, Sencha.
Help!
Oh my god, I'm actually him.
I'm actually him.
I'm actually him!
I'm him I'm actually him oh my god
General previous you fucking party
What a bitch man! What an actual bitch! Literally!
Bro.
How many last plays, what?
My plane is yours!
Caloran's a chud! Caloran's a chud! Everybody knows it!
I'm so bad!
No, no, no, please, daddy stop.
That's a 3v1.
How's that fair?
I gotta run, I gotta run, I gotta run!
3v1, you guys are bitches!
Four Honor community would never!
Whoa, nice view.
Chat, nice view.
Whoa.
I'm sitting on the mound with a gun, like you're actually up here, like I'm not in here.
The dead to Yoda got to watch the plank drop
What
I just got a frame on it's got a frame on I just got fucking frame off yo chat I'm horrible
at that game. I am literally donkey doodle shit at that game. I am shit. Like I'm donkey
doodle shit. I'm getting on the chat. I am donkey doodle shit testicles at that game.
Oh my god. I'm shit, bro. Your chat, is Dante on?
count because I want to focus this game but the same time I feel like if I don't
three camp he's on the game. Chat you know what that means. It's time for me to run it down.
Chat you know what this means right? It's time for me to run it down. It's not for me to run it down.
It's time for it's time for me to run it down chat me to run it down
Wait
Chet the don't says join call tell don't say join call
Chet tell don't that's we call tell don't that's we call
The fuck is up, Jinxie?
It's Darth Jinxie.
It's Darth Jinxie.
Darth Jinxie, can I ask you a question?
Yes, bro. Ask me anything you want.
Why did Darth Vader flank Yoda in Star Wars Battlefront?
Why?
Because he was cosplaying the Darth Amal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes. Talk to me.
Tonight is an evil night. Do you understand what I'm saying?
You're going to talk to your teammates to kill themselves every time they piss you off.
I'm going to tell my teammates that I'm going to kill them in game.
Wait.
Because I'm evil.
GenC, isn't that what you already do? So wouldn't Darth GenC like uplift and actually like encourage his teammates?
No, Darth GenC is gonna kill his teammates in game.
In game. Bro, it's evil GenC. Yo, Dante! Can you share your game? How many wins you need for Challenger? How many?
Please, okay, ask another question.
Bro, Dante, come on, talk to me, baby. How many wins you need for Challenger?
Okay, so I woke up this morning early, right? I like 9 a.m. Go to my stuff done streamed. I'm 11 hours into the stream
I played 22 games, right?
Okay, if I lose this game, I'll have made no progress on the day
Wait
Don't test
Yep
Wait, I'm gonna let you lock in
You're so fucking good. You're so fucking good!
No way right no way no way we're waiting out his barrier
wait wait wait why is smolder allowed to fly out of bounds that's not fair because
that's not how I can you know how like Kane is like the jungle that can just fly
whatever the fuck he wants yes of course smolders like that but for ADCs so smolder
can fly out of Summoner's Rift though? Yes. That's not fair. That's not fair at all.
Yeah, you're right. And also, the longer that the game goes on, the more damage Smolder
does, and he does magic damage, true damage, and physical damage, so you can't even build
against him. My brother said Smolder's the best character
in the game. Is that true? He's one of them. He's one of them.
Jynxie, I have a question for you.
Yo, wait, Dantez, can you put your game volume up?
Okay, I got you.
I can hear your breathing when it's not up.
Okay. Wait, do you like that or like you don't like it?
I don't mind it. But bro, listen,
before I start my session, I want to bend you over and spank you to a cert bobbin because I'm Darth Jynxie.
Okay, I'm going to have to like pretend to dislike it though.
it though? Well, wouldn't you just dislike it anyways and I'm spanking you? Wouldn't
you just already dislike it? Jynxie, can I tell you a story? Yeah, what's up, bro? Talk
to me, man. Okay. So I was spanked one time in my life and never again. And the reason
why is because at one point, you know, like I was really annoying my parents and shit.
So at one point they bend me over their knee.
They're like, you know what, Gontas, we've had enough of you.
And then they spat.
you
you
you
you
you
You need to go 12 wins positive in the next, call it 48 hours.
Yeah, but the thing is, Jinxie, I have something that actually makes it like possible.
What?
Weaponized Autism.
What does that even mean? What does that mean?
It means I've weaponized my Autism to a point where now, it's like I'm sitting here and I'm like a weapon of mass destruction, but mentally.
Oh, I think I just made my cannon in the game because I took the wave.
Wait, why did he end? Why did he end?
I guess I took the cannon wave so now he's just going mid, he just heard spam ping mid, I think he's gonna start running it down
Bro, but why'd you take the cannon wave, Dantez?
Well dude, because fuck him, like this is the shit that I teach you, what kind of coach would I be if I didn't do my own teachings in my own games?
You're actually right, you're such a real one, Dantez, you're such a fucking real one, bro
Thank you, thank you
I respect that you practice what you preach, man
Yes, that's why I like it, I can't sit there and I can't tell you, I can't tell Darth
Jinxie to do what he needs to fucking do, you know, if I'm not gonna do the same shit.
Buddy, yes, I'm Darth fucking Jinxie.
Dante, listen man, you're gonna win this game and I'm gonna win my games, bro, okay
buddy?
Okay.
Cause listen, isn't Muda Bronze 3?
I'll slap the dog shit on him.
Yeah, so Muda actually promoted today, I wanted to tell you.
Fuck!
Wait, I need one win for Bronze 3 though.
Wallahi, I think I'm one off.
Yeah, I was too off this morning and I won a game.
Yep.
No, so we can actually have done.
So James, out of curiosity, let's say I don't end up hitting Challenger, but I come to
like Florida after your Minecraft marathon or whatever you want to that be.
Bro, yes.
So here's the thing.
Here are the rules.
You have until midnight of the 27th, which means technically the 28th, okay, at like 12.01.
Okay.
Okay.
If you are not Challenger by the 27th at midnight, because that was the original deal, you had
one month you have to get a flight to Florida probably after my Minecraft marathon and I'm
going to bend you over my knee and spank you you're gonna need to wear like an anywhere
an adult's diaper with a bib shirtless yes to this is the rules that you have agreed
to bro I'm surprised you didn't get it I thought you were gonna get it but you still could
get it you still get it no like unironically there might be a chance that tomorrow like
I'm gonna show my stream maybe on like 11 a.m. or noon or some shit and I might honestly just go until I hit challenge
Or even if I have to shoot like 40 hours
Yeah, and me hell here's the thing tomorrow. I don't even think you should coach me just so you can lock in
Just so you can look
Is this game losing
Um, not yet.
Why is it not over? Because you guys have more kills, maybe?
Well, okay, think about this, okay? So, Aurelion Souls are champion on scales. We have really good teamfighting with Kennen.
Our comp in general is really good, but their comp is good too, right?
But the thing is that because we're even in dragons, it means that it'll come down to mechanics.
And since I'm pretty sure that I can mechanically mug everyone on the enemy team, then we'll probably win this one
What do you mean by mechanically mug? Like you're just like way way flashier with your guy
It's like LeBron James versus five kids with special needs
That's you in the lobby? Yes. Bro, couldn't you just say five kids?
Because the thing is that like what if those kids are like prodigies, you know, but it me how it's fucking LeBron
Game is one if we play normal, please can you please go top bro wait so basically because you took his cannon wait
He's gonna end the entire fucking game
Yep pretty much wait he's going top. He's going top. He's going top. He's going top. No, that's the rallying going top
He's still mad
Bro, I think he has all chat disabled so wait don't dance
Is this game your fault for stealing his cannon wave and now he ends or no?
No, it's his fault because he can't control his emotions. So pro to the GenC.
Whatever you do to anybody in life and I want you to note this sound, anytime you do something to someone,
their reaction is never your fault, right?
Wait, I didn't get my notepad.
Okay, get your notepad out.
Okay.
God, there's so many pages and thoughts I was coaching here.
Alright, now I'm ready. Come on.
Okay, so listen, any time you do something to someone that can be perceived as negative,
if they have a bad reaction, that's on them because they can control themselves.
They choose to have a bad reaction.
So that's why in life, it's not about what you do, it's about how people react to it
and that makes everything their fault.
So I wrote, bad reaction equals their fault.
Wait, one second, James, I have bad news.
I think my wife heard me say that.
No, I was telling Jynxie.
Okay, I'll take that.
No, no, no.
Jynxie, Jynxie, pro tip.
If you stand on 10 toes against your wife, you're going to be standing on zero toes because
both of your feet are going to be cut off while you sleep.
Okay, so bro, you sort of just got bitched. Yeah, okay chat. What do you guys think?
But you can see listen the thing is the thing is the thing is it's fine because like
at the end of the day, right? It's like I can teach you and you can use those teachings even
even if I can't use them myself, does that make sense?
Yes, okay, yes, so,
but bro, how did you get a wife though
with those teachings, man?
How'd you do that?
Uh,
because I found someone that matches my mentalities,
that's why.
Okay, so wait, Dantez, okay.
Yep.
Here's the thing, bro.
You basically taught me that I wrote,
bad reaction equals their fault,
I can do whatever I want, basically.
Yes.
That's whatever.
OK.
So now, did you do that initially when
you were starting your relationship, or no?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, at the beginning of our relationship,
sometimes we'd get an argument southlastic upwards
of like eight hours.
Scheisse.
So what did that do?
Like, did you queue league games, mid-arguments, or no?
No, it was just like eight hours straight.
And that's why I started going to therapy because eventually I got to a point where I realized
like yeah this isn't sustainable anymore.
Okay, got it, okay.
But nowadays, Jynxie, the good news is that I can teach you how to be toxic because even
though I'm like kind of reformed, it's like I can teach you my ways.
Like you can be my Anakin.
Okay, how so?
What should I do?
Okay, so first step, if ever your girlfriend comes up to you and she tells you she's on
her period. Tell her that you don't give a shit and she should learn how to stop whining.
Bro, what? I'm not doing that. What would be the point of that?
No, Jinx, let me explain. Because the thing is that if you consistently tell her things
like that, then any time you give her even like a shred of like compliments or anything
like that, she's gonna like worship you for it. It's like imagine, imagine you never
go for any clean drinking water. Bro, but my girlfriend is nice. I actually
like her a lot. She's very sweet. I don't want to do that.
Okay, so, James, can I give you a pro tip though? Okay, because, bro, she's nice. Yes.
Okay. So, if your girlfriend's nice and sweet and all that, right, then the best thing that
you could do is make sure that she never knows how nice and sweet she is. Because if she knows that,
then maybe one day she'll want other men to experience it too. So, what you're going to do
is from now on, every time you feel like complimenting her, you're just going to insult her instead.
Bro. And you're going to tell her that she'll never find better than you.
bro i'm not gonna do that she's very nice okay yeah that works okay bro no i'm not
gonna do that bro she's very sweet bro don't if that worked for you bro good
shit but i don't even want to do that bro i'm not gonna insult her no you don't insult
but you just say things like you could never find better than me like yo i'm not gonna say that
Okay, you know what? You know what? You do that right now.
Okay, you want me to? You do that right now, if that's actually good advice.
Okay, watch. Baby! Baby!
Where is she? Baby! Baby!
Fuck, I'm getting ignored. Wait, give me a second. Let me see if I can summon her.
her. This is never gonna work, Chad this is never gonna work though.
Alright Gigi, she's in the shower. So Jinxie, pro tip about showering. If ever
you see or you hear that your girlfriend says she's in the shower or
anything like that, the first thing you say is why? Are you trying to smell good
for other people, stop being so toxic.
Bro, what the fuck, how do you have a wife?
How?
What?
Dude, Jinxie, I'm putting you on some real game, bro.
You gotta trust me on this shit.
Why is the chat retweeting this?
Bro, this sounds like a disaster.
No, because Jinxie, listen, it's not a disaster
because think of a relationship like chess.
If you're always on the offensive,
and they're always on the defensive.
And if they're always on the defensive,
then they can never be on the offensive.
So the trick is that you just need to always be the one
making up scenarios and making up arguments.
That way you never have to be on the receiving end of them.
Does that make sense?
So you're basically saying as long as you're always
the one that initiates the argument,
you'll never be on the other end of the argument.
Exactly.
Bro, that's so fucked, man.
I'm not doing any of this.
Bro, I thought you were going to have good advice.
OK, wait, do you want me to actually give you
like a real good advice?
Like please, bro, please.
OK, OK, in what area?
In what area would you want me to give you advice in?
Bro, I don't even know, bro.
I don't know.
I'm doing good right now, man.
OK, so here, if you're doing good right now, then what you
can do is you can start making up scenarios to sit there and
make it even better.
because you'd be like things are going to get right now what aren't you telling
me
and then you can sit there and just say i know what you did confess to the now
and we won't have any issues
all my fucking god bro
you just got
literally
contest
yeah i got a lot of you
but
for you to stop literally shit
Yeah, literally fucking destroyed road lesson man because cannon okay, so because you into cannon or no no
Because you stole cannon cannon cannons no longer gonna play top and procedently in the game
Exactly is this ultimately your fault or his fault?
Okay, let me ask you a question if a homeless man asks you for money and you give him a cheeseburger
burger. So then he stabs a random grandmother to death in front of you. Whose fault is it?
Probably, yeah, the guy that stabbed her. Yeah. Exactly. So that's why in this game,
it's 100% Kenan's fault. So you took his cheeseburger and then he went on a killing spree.
Yeah, like he started going up to like all the grandmas and grandpas and just like fucking
stabbing their throats open. Do you okay? Do you think Kenan is challenger because of his mentality?
I feel like if I was canon and you smited my canon, but it wasn't you, I feel like you would tell me to int the game.
Yeah, but that's different because you're the main character, right? In my game, I'm the main character. He's just an NPC.
So now the fact that the NPC is going rogue is kind of cancer. Does that make sense?
So none of your teammates are real people with emotions.
Nope, they're just NPCs.
That's why now it's-
I'm getting the notepad for sure.
Yeah, because like, Jinx, you think about it.
It's like, it's like Imagine here in Five Nights at Freddy's
and the animatronics just start killing people, right?
Like, that's like my Ken in this game.
And I'm just sitting there trying to like,
minimize the effects of what he's doing.
Okay, main character.
And then I wrote, teammates are NPCs.
Yep, good.
Nice, bro. I can leave them to stand. Now, if you want me to be unbiased, I think you
guys are sort of losing your lead a little bit here.
Yeah, because it's like 4v5. It's like Imagine.
Wait, is he top lane now or no? Did he go back?
Oh, nice. So I have good news. So my Aurelian soul is now ulting in the base, saying, just
FF I haven't formed in 15 minutes and he's just not in the base anymore so it's
like we thought it was 4v5 but it's actually 3v5 now.
Don't test I just want you to calm down because listen yes never surrender we
don't surrender. Don't test listen I want you to calm down oh
no no no no no no no no hostage no no no no no no no no I'll hold your mother hostage
in front of you you fucking piece of shit coach is this a part of the training tool so jimsy
sometimes the thing is like where you can do as a league player and that this is called
the escape hack right where you type how you really feel and then you just hit escape and
And then you type a neutral message, right?
So I would type something like this.
Aso, you deserve to have your limbs.
Oh my God.
But then you don't send it.
Oh my God.
Don't worry guys.
Oh, okay.
That's actually smart.
Yes.
Write it down.
Because then you get all the anger out.
Exactly, yes, that's actually smart as fuck
So I get right now my get
But like what is the point of him doing this like I'm just so confused
What the cannon?
Yeah
Well, I feel like if you were to check his OP dot GG
He's probably on a humongous losing streak and then when you smited his cannon
He literally wanted to put his hands on your throat and strangle you but he couldn't do that
So I think what he ended up deciding to do was just ending the entire game
So tell me that it's like it's like you went to school and you spent all day getting bullied and pushed around and then when he
Got home. I stole his ice cream Sunday, so he just so it's like
Fucking beating me to death. Yes, bro. Also. I think we should do I think you should be Emperor Palpatine tonight
down test. Do I have to do the accent? If I'm really going to get set up at the next level,
uh, yes, honestly. Okay, how do I do the accent? Darth Jinxie. Execute all that 66. Okay, gotcha,
gotcha, gotcha. Whoa, okay, but this game is still winnable, man. You guys got this, bro.
Yeah, I mean, we got it for sure. If an armed robber enters your outhouse and fucking shoots
him in the fucking head while he plays a game, then there might be a chance soon.
So, Dantez, I'm curious, okay?
You just said your only way of winning is literally armed robbery into murder, but you
didn't FF, why?
That's interesting.
Because the thing is that if they're going to suffer by making me lose, then I'm going
to make them suffer by having to deal with the consequences of their actions, does that
make sense?
God, you're so fucking smart.
Okay.
So think of it this way.
Think of it this way.
If you're not into the game, you're going to prolong the game as long as you can.
Yeah.
Just really hate you even more.
So it's like imagine one day you have children, right?
No, I don't.
And then as you're getting older, right?
As you're getting older, your children decide one day that they're going to try to poison
you, right?
Because they want your inheritance.
So then they end up failing the poisoning.
And even though now you have no control over your limbs, you decide to live on assisted
breathing out of spite for years and years and years, just for them to go homeless.
So they never get any of your money and any of the inheritance
Wow, you are actually I'm not even kidding. You're a philosopher, bro. You are legitimately a philosopher. Oh my god
So basically because
You smited his cannon he entered the game
But because he entered the game and voted to surrender you didn't surrender because then he wins
So now you're gonna even though you know, you're gonna lose you're gonna prolong the loss as long as possible
Bro that is fucking awesome
Wow
This is an IQ too high
And it's also because there's also a chance too that maybe there's a drive by shooting that occurs in his neighborhood
And ends his life and then if he dies and he goes afk for two minutes when we get no LP loss
Fingers crossed that that one happens, honestly, after this performance.
Okay, yeah, that's what I thought. Ah, just doing nothing. Maybe you can post on Twitter? I don't know.
Do you guys think we get our LP back if we tick it? No, no.
What does ticket mean? What does it take it like, Drew Levin?
So what was the point of that dive there, don't test?
Um, well, might as well make something happen if nothing's gonna happen, right?
Yeah, but nothing really happened though, you just died.
Yeah, but maybe there's a 1% chance it would have went well, so might as well just try it.
So now, Jinxie, you know what the best part of the game is now?
No, because you were supposed to make it go on longer.
They're letting you guys end. They're letting you end.
So, Jinxie, Jinxie, now the best part of the game is because I play the shimmer mode, right?
So the highlight of my game, every game, is when the one disgusting enter, I get to read what is IGN is,
so I know who it was. It's like Christmas morning.
was that a good thing?
Because it's like, it's like in the Scooby-Doo
when they unmask the murderer, right?
Like, now I know that it's sky-boring, you know?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Jynxie, come here!
Jynxie, come here now!
Jynxie, are you here?
I'm here, I'm here.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Why'd you get no LP loss?
because I knew that my doll plate was an empty piece of shit scumfuck garbage so that because
of that they give me no appeal to us so but don't test do you think in the future it might
be a bad idea to smite his cannon or no should you keep doing it well I mean listen hopefully
God smites him when he goes on his walk to school with a fucking thunderbolt and ends
his life how about that how about that first might
okay bro
and ever dot are you ready to watch
of my bronze three game
i'm ready to see
can you see the game
i'll give you a half actually talking that was like the whole time no you don't
you know
But don't listen.
Okay.
I need to have a delay.
I want you to go in Discord, full cam and meet me there.
Okay.
So I need to meet you in Discord, full cam.
Turn your camera on in Discord.
Okay, wait give me one second.
will follow shortly after okay I just need you to meet me in discord
okay I'm sure okay so don't pass
oh sorry okay so done sorry again okay so sorry yeah
Jaycee fucking walk in!
Okay, so don't test. Wait, sorry.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, okay, so don't test, here we go.
Okay, it's working. Wait, it's working? Can you see it? Can you see it? Can you see it?
Yes, yeah, you're good. You can see me, but I can't see you.
What do you mean you can't see me? I'm literally right here.
Okay, so don't test. Can you see me? Yes.
Okay. So because I want, because you lost that last league game, I want you to bend
over with your ass facing. Now, do I have to that? Okay. Other way. Wait, what? Okay.
Do you want me to wiggle it a little bit for you?
Yes.
OK, so, Don Tess, let's set it up, bro.
I'm listening.
Why did you smite your top laner's cannon?
I'm sorry, Doth Jynxsy.
I didn't mean to.
I just thought I could use the resources good.
Why?
Why do you think you're better than your teammates
to where you need your resources more than that?
Sorry, Jynxsy.
Oh, Doth Jynxsy.
I don't know why I think these things, I should only ever listen to you.
Why are you not challenger?
You had a month to get challenger, why are you not challenger?
It's because I'm a naughty boy and I just haven't been good enough in daddy's presence,
but I will do better and I will not fail you again.
Okay, you're good.
Wow, that was good boy.
All right, bro.
Now, do you want to spank me?
I'm going to be honest.
I'd never pass up an opportunity for that.
Get closer to the edge.
OK.
OK.
All right.
All right.
Pfft.
Ah!
Oh, yeah, you like that, huh?
Don't test.
I'm on a four game winning streak, though.
Should I even be getting spanked?
We'll give you soft spanking.
So let this work and do.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Pfft.
Oh.
Yeah.
OK.
So, so, Jeng-C, for every win,
that you are, are on your win streak, we're gonna give you one G spot spank
so it's a spank, but then my pinky goes in your asshole and fingers your G spot
okay, I'm done, I'm done!
okay, sorry
let's play some dark league
I know!
wait, can I show you one more thing?
yeah, what's up?
oh my fucking god
Watch that, watch that, watch that.
What do you see?
Can you get rid of like the outline so that it just makes it instantly like move?
What do you mean?
Because you see how right now it's like when it's not on you still see like the empty cylinder.
Get rid of the empty cylinder so it's like a real lightsaber.
You mean get rid of the metal?
No, no, like the empty cylinder.
What the lightsaber is inside of get rid of it so now it's like a real lightsaber
Oh this thing
Yes, like what's lighting up right now get rid of this cylinder. It would burn my hands
Wait, really? Yes, right?
Wait, jing see jing see give me a dot spank. Give me a dot spank
You sure I
Think I think I earned it
Okay, don't do that again. Please don't do that again. Oh, no. Okay. Now we're ready to
go. Okay, that's it.
It's how to get that out of the way now. Yep, we have to get that out of the way. All right,
Snow Jinx, are you ready to outrank the wind trading nose? Yes, bro. I love, I love that.
That's your name for me too. Okay, that's us. Wait, what is his exact LP? What is his
exact LP okay I'll tell you right now let's have a look and is he in a game
right now we need to know all this info okay okay so wait let me show my screen
we're gonna look at everything together are you ready all right don't test talk
to me bro talk to me okay so let's find it so Mooda's account name is the chosen
right? You can see it? Yes, the chosen fraud. This is him. So right now today he
actually went on a two-game match to get the start of the day, but yep, then he
won four in a row. He had a perfect KDE. Yep, but the thing about Jinx is, listen
to me, okay? The thing about Muda is that right now he's Bronze 3 18 LP, right?
But if we look at your account, you are Bronze 492, but you gain about 23 LP every win.
So it means that if you get one win, you're almost tied with him in LP.
If you win two, you overtake him.
Wait, so how much LP does he get again?
So what we're going to do now is we're going to go here and then we search up.
I should get more LP because I have a high 100% no?
Yeah I think you do.
So Muda right now gains about 20 LP a game.
Oh my god way more than him.
You got 23 but Genzi it's not just that you gain more, it's the fact that you also lose
less.
So if you both win one lose one, you're going to be up 6 LP and he's even because his win
Henry is still negative.
Got it.
Because he's shit, he gets punished for being shit.
I love him.
All right, bro.
Thank you.
All right.
So now, Jynxie, are you ready?
Yes.
I'm going to share my screen.
I'm going to share my screen.
And then I'm going to queue.
All right.
Now, Jynxie, there's something that I do want to tell you, though.
Yes.
I think that at some point during the next week or so, we might have to call in the
cavalry. It means that we might need reinforcements to aid us in our journey
against Muda. So you remember how at one point we were doing a 4-man VC where it
was Muda and Hums, me and you? Yes, yes, yes. What if on a pixel on a lousy getting
coached by Tyler one and the same call oh my god that would be fucking generational oh
my god me you own a timer yes well I'm fucking down I'm down wait don't test let me go piss
and I'm gonna get bronze three okay all right let's do it try to drain the main vein one
I'm not asking that.
What?
All right.
Okay.
So guys, out of curiosity, who do you guys think could be a good enough duo for Jinxi on his journey to Silver?
Like, if you guys had to call in some reinforcements, who could it be?
Because he can't duo with Muda anymore because they're competing against each other.
And off the top of my head, the only people that I could actually think of would be like
either One or it would be Kadim.
So either One or Kadim.
So who else outside of that do you guys think could make a worthy companion in battle?
XQC.
I mean the thing about XCC is XCC is like Emerald so I'd be like Loki boosting.
Qaiso?
I think Qaiso is Platinum though.
High Vyze.
Wait, wait, wait.
But no, High Vyze is a jungler, I don't think he's level 30 yet.
Jason the Wean, Jason is like Silver.
Moist critical?
Yeah, but the thing is like the thing is that once GenC has Pottenham, I think he can unlock duos with XQC.
He can duo with fucking like moist all these guys, right? Because they're all like Pottenham Emerald range.
But for now it's like he really needs people that are either bronze, iron, or silver.
Ludwig. True. Ludwig's no Mumu account.
interesting. Boggles. That was an interesting one. Marlin.
Alright, not fast. Are you ready for the RL Masterclass?
So, Jynxie, I was asking your chat who they would have as recommendations for companions that you could have in battle during this challenge.
challenge but I'm gonna be honest I think that when it comes to bronze silver
and iron you only have two options
no only pixel and kadeem we can't consider Muda anymore because you're
against him
yeah so that's why like we cannot do a Muda at least until the challenge is
done because you're still against him but I think either One or or Kadim those
are your only two options okay got it sir you know bro I'm going to I'm gonna
see I'm gonna see what I can do I'm gonna right okay so now James let me ask
your question yes yes thanks after seven hours of sitting in a chair for the
Darth Maul makeup after playing Star Wars Battlefront and doing dances and sitting there
and spending your entire day outside of the Rift.
How fucking ready are you to fucking dominate right now and I want you to be honest?
I literally have an erection seeping through my pants.
Bro, listen bro, I've been missing the Rift the entire day man.
I've been wanting to get him in the ref the entire fucking day.
Get it ass.
Let's do this shit.
This is my Bronze 3 game.
I need to win all my games to get my 1% of coffee, dad.
Yep.
I can't lose.
I want to get my 1% of coffee so I get my LB coffee, okay?
OK.
And Jinxie, there's also going to be some new developments soon.
Because Diana is getting big buffs on Wednesday.
Miho.
Miho.
I don't like the skill drop, shit.
I like jumping at people, man.
Okay, but Miho, sorry, you're telling me that any champion that has a skill shot, you just never even want to explore.
Okay, fine, you got a good point there. You got me there. You got me there.
Like, think of it this way, dude. Amumu has a skill shot and even Chudblake Man and She-Hit-Pot.
Yes. Now, bro, is what you said true? Did Ludwig actually go from Silver to Platinum one day?
Yes.
What an idiot, bro
He's got carried. He got lucky. Yeah, so he sat there
He played for about 20 hours straight and and literally just one from silver to pot in a single day
Part of the reason why is because like
So back then the baseline and that below and said being plus 20 minus 20 it was plus 30 minus 30
So when you would win streak, you could have massive swings instantly because you win 10
in a row and already you go from silver one to like gold two, right? Wait, so now they give you
less but also take away less? Exactly, yes. So it's more of like a grind. Why do they do that?
Why do they give you less? Why do they get rid of the swings? So the reason why is because
every season Riot tries to experiment with different ways on how they can keep you addicted
by inflating your rank, but also making sure you don't climb too much that then you become
disinterested. It's kind of like how a casino is going to sit there and give you free drinks,
but they're not really going to give you free bets, right? And then you'll have some casinos that
give you offers and stuff like that. So Riot just tries to bring people to the slot machine,
that solo queue, right? And then you just want to get that max win, where you get that,
how much, we can take it off some only, funny wins in a row, and then you're fucking like instantly
challenger okay so they basically make it to where riot will kind of gaslight you
into getting your LP up and then they'll fuck you in the ass yes exactly so it's
kind of like okay I'm not thinking like this okay GenC I imagine right now you
went outside and you found Yoda at a gay bar right and then you sat there and
you're like ooh master Yoda come here and he's like Darth Maul knew you were
But here I did not, right?
So then it's like you're sitting there and you're taking him from behind, right?
He's sitting there, his like old wrinkly like gnome cheeks are clapping.
And then afterwards, because you're sweating so much, the sweat gets the makeup off your
face.
And then it's like you can see that you're jing-si.
So then what happens is Yoda turns around at one point because he's literally like having
his head thrown around in like absolute bliss.
And then as he does this, he sees that you're jing-si and he's like, wait, what the fuck?
What did you come from? I thought you were Darth Maul. That's kind of like Riot when
it comes to your rank. Does that make sense?
Got it. Okay. Got it. So it's all fake.
Exactly. Yes.
Okay. Got it.
Alright bro. Don says this is my Bronze 3 game bro.
Alright. Are you ready for it?
I'm ready. Remember I need to win all my games to give my 1% a tie, okay?
How many are you thinking of playing? I can probably like coach you for two max.
I'll do... I'll just do one to get problems to me, okay?
One game, full passion. I'm gonna go full, I'm gonna go full passion.
It's no type 7 so I'm getting psyched.
Okay, so Jinxie, I need you to listen here, okay?
Because right now you're not Jinxie, you're evil Jinxie.
So you have to understand that this game, you need to play as evil as possible.
So we're going to be molding your playstyle to be like the 10th degree of greediness that you're already used to. Does that make sense?
Okay, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, so how it's going to work?
Yep, this is good. Right now it's good. Your team has two kills, it's looking decent.
So how we're going to do this is you're going to play for your full clear,
and then afterwards you're just going to sit there and look for laner's cannons to steal.
And that's literally all you're going to do.
You're gonna sit there, Jinxie.
I want you to go around the map.
You're gonna be like a cannon heat seeking missile.
I want you to imagine that every single cannon minion is like a starship from the Alliance,
right?
And you have to sit there and you have to just seek them out like the Sith Lord you
are.
You understand?
Yes, Master.
Yes, Master.
Yes, Master.
Yes, Master.
Yes, Master.
Yes, Master.
Yes, Master.
Yes, Master.
Yes, Master.
Yes, Master.
66
Wait Jinxy, what if you ordered wait instead of order 66? I know what you have to do
Yes, bro
Depends on like the status again. Yep
Okay, it's mighty cannon
Well the thing is don't forget as long as they have self control over their emotions and it won't be bad
But like last game for example my cannon didn't have self control so because that we lost
And you know what's fucked up GenC if I would have won that last game I would have gotten double LP so it would be 600 up here and up
somebody can I talk to you about it yes please yo yo bro I know you have a lot
of pent up aggression this season and I'm taking a lot of it out on me bro just
fight it out man give me a little bit of a rant if you want whatever you need
I'm always somebody you could talk to about your league problems. Alright then gangbots
gangbots get this free kill if you get this kill here on the Klan I'm gonna feel
way better. E? You new flash on her, you new flash on her and then Q. Okay, yes. Listen,
listen, listen, listen. What matters, what matters is that you went for it. Like, the
thing about a Jynxie, right, is that in life, sometimes you're going to shoot for the stars,
right? And sometimes you're going to miss and you're going to land in the middle of a parking lot
And then you're gonna blow up and you're gonna kill 30 civilians
But what matters is the fact that you shot for the stars
So even though it ended in absolute tragedy and horror and now your name is plastered all over the news and
Everybody is just like an odd how you could do such an atrocity
What matters is the fact that you know deep down that you gave it your all is that makes sense
I thought the quote was shoot for the moon and land with the stars
Well the moon is closer than the stars, so I wouldn't work
Okay, I got it got it got it
Wait, really Jinxie Jinxie. What did evil Jinxie say instead of ball, right?
Okay, so now like this we're gonna do I want you to look on your
Wolves? And then after the wolves I want to work on the ground, okay?
Yes, master. Yes, Lord Alistair.
Okay, Jinxie. There are Alliance traitors parling. We need to snuff them out.
Yes, master.
Hi from your team.
I want you to kill them now, darn it, Jinxie.
Yes, master. May I go to stop cramp first, master, what do you want?
Noooo!
Noooo! You must die, Dark Jinxie!
Hold your fucking Q, Dark Jinxie!
Nice!
Very good, Dark Jinxie.
No, no, no. As long as the lion's members' lives get snuffed out, it is never a loss.
Once order six.
Darth Jinxie, you dare question my orders?
What do you mean, yes master? It should be no, master.
I'm not questioning that.
No, I'm not questioning that.
Okay, Darth Jynxie.
Yes.
Darth Jynxie, you must gang back soon.
They are looking for p-
Okay, no, never mind.
Don't, don't.
They are level six.
Alright.
Try to take the-
Okay, no, you gotta run now.
No, no, it's fucked.
It's fucked.
Get out of there!
Get out!
Get out!
Now go to your red buff. Do not recall. Just go to your red buff.
I should go bot. Go bot. Go bot. Go bot.
Kill the Echo Doth, Jinxie. The Alliance scum must be snuffed out.
Hold your Q. Hold your Q. Nice.
E. E. Fuck. Okay. Okay. Oh no.
Okay, hold Q. If you Q'ed, I think he dies. Nice! Very nice, nice.
I killed him. Should I recall?
Okay, ultimate. Altar Zoe mid. Altar mid.
She must not be allowed to do such things.
Okay, got somebody.
Master, I told you it was a minion the last time.
Okay, as long as you get the minion, it's always worth it.
Now go for the red buff.
Top to bot for clear.
No, they're red! They're fucking red!
Sorry
Wait Jinxie Jinxie you want to hear my card man voice? Yes
Okay
Not Jinxie you obey Carmen, but you do not obey me
Why you why you sitting here down there's an old fucking man, listen to me man, God damn it!
I'm sorry Carlton, stop her, Lord fuck, fuck! Lord Palpatine, may I open the boy drops?
You may go for the raptors and then afterwards finish the fool, Claire.
You must look on the dragon now.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
Now, uh, Jinxie.
I must ask for you a favor so you know how you have that lightsaber of yours huh
yes no poppyseed can it get stained or no
Um, why do you ask?
Dot, Jinxie, I do not believe I asked whether I wanted your questions merely an answer.
Can it get stained? Yes.
It gets stained.
Dad, damn it, Jinxie! He wants to show up his fucking ass!
He's a creepy fucking pervert!
Cartman, I'm alive now.
I'm so tired because even if-
Oh my god, I'm in.
I'm losing my first 3 game in a row.
No, no, no, we got luck into your bronze team now.
Okay, this we're going to do again.
So what I want you to do is I want you to go for the gromp, and then afterwards look
for a gank bot because you have your ult now.
You have ult in flash, so it's going to be good.
Shall I look around the Caitlyn, you think?
Uh, yeah.
So you're going to press W.
I'll be Cait, and then you get it for free.
Yep, get the ult.
Now hold your Q, don't forget to hold your Q, oh okay, E, nice, okay good, now recall C, okay nice, so after you kill the Viper I want to go for the dragon, there you go you're carrying this shit.
Okay listen, listen, that's okay, that's okay, that's okay, look how much gold you have in your inventory right now.
but master I could have got away
yeah but I'm talking they're gonna go drag it
us so subpinger midlaner pin your middle in order to check it out
and then we should begin
hold on we're gonna see okay I want to run to it
run to it run to it yeah maybe
Okay, I go for this go for this go for this go for this go for this. Okay, press E
Okay, all right listen, I'm sitting down. I'm ready to lock in now. Are you ready to hit bronze three?
I'm gonna fucking shut this light save up your fucking ass. Okay, listen was that gang
That's Jinzy
Oh, the 67 had not yet been initiated. Now go to your crats.
Oh, this game's over.
No, no, no. Okay, let's run this shit. Let me lock him. Let me lock him.
Let's see how much kills between four people.
Yeah, but Jinxy, it's iron, bro. And me team is brain dead. You're gonna be fine here.
So I want to play for your top 2 bot, okay?
And then after you've talked about folk here, we're going to look for a gank on the enemy
balling.
Because the thing is that you have your ult up, right?
And Warwick is like an ult-reliant champion, so it means that when your ult is up, you
want to be looking for place.
So while you're walking to these wolves, I want you to hold tab.
Okay, so you see that little 150 and 250 above Zoe and Echo?
Like on the...
Okay.
to shut down so it's bonus gold they get when you kill them so here I wanted to
finish this as fast as you can man just run bot just run bot skip the clogs
grump run bot yep just chase us chase us no no bot bot bot bot bot chase bot
bot bot yep just chase the scent chase the scent chase the scent chase the scent
okay don't go for this don't go for this sounds so late okay so now just take the
wave the wave that's right here you're gonna take all of it it's like four
minions and then after that we're gonna go to the gromp okay so now go to the
gromp yes all right so now after the gromp what we're gonna do okay is you're
gonna walk mid and we're gonna look for a kill on Zoe because we want to get that
shut down yes exactly there's there's an alliance base mid lane that we must
the rabbit kid with the Death Star. I love it's gankable because my Vhagar is like 1 HP
hiding. Yeah but that's why you're just going right in the bush. I want to jump right now.
Go for it. Press W, press W and then go for it. R, R, R. Ohhhh. Okay so now go to your
red, go to your red. Alright jump on top, jump on top, jump on top while you're running
to red. Okay go for the Morgana, on top. No you can run through the jungle. Okay it's
Okay, so now what you're going to do is you're going to go for the Morgana kill remember you're going to eat hold Q and then
E again
Nice okay, so now smite her with your your app
You probably could look for this but yeah, so
You
My god so fucking close I think she guys to the shroom though. So you might get an assist like the Morgana
close okay so listen no it's not anything it's just trust okay buy the mercury
strats so now what we must do you will pay for the red buff and then go for the
scuttle crab
yep no listen listen when it's 20 to 6 all it means is I
and now you have more gold to get from shutdowns
stop reporting for a second and report the rest of them after
so you might have to skip the crab and then just play for the top squad
so jhinx, yeah, I have good news for you
you're in iron, so this game is winnable
now go for your raptors because your team is full of fucking scum bags so that's
why we're gonna do here so you just focus up so you're gonna look for the
raptors then afterwards I want you to look on the the bot side clear so the
dragon is up in 20 seconds right so what we're gonna do is we're gonna clear our
bot side and then afterwards we're gonna look on the dragon.
Here bot, look dragon, got it, yep sir.
Now, there could be an option for a bot gank instead.
Okay, go for the Zoe, the Zoe here, the Zoe here, the Zoe here, the Zoe here, the Zoe here.
Do not alter right away, just queue a hold strong here.
Okay, go on the bire, the bire, nice.
Okay now back up and just find your drone.
So you're just going to have to let her run away for now.
Okay go for it, go for it, run at her, run at her, run at her.
Yeah she's running away so you can't catch us now just go dragon side.
So the thing is I wanted to walk all the way to the edge of the wall up there.
Pussy, pussy.
You're gonna have to go for the blue because the problem is that with the ward and the
fact that Zoe is actually just gonna kill you.
So let's play for the blue and then after it's only 7 and 6.
Okay this is actually 8.
Bro I don't know if this Zoe seems really good.
I mean she's...
So listen.
So listen, okay, Jinxie, do you want me to teach you how you can fuck up that Zoe in ways that are unimaginable?
So first I want you to buy your Titanic Hydra. So do you remember yesterday at one point when I was like coaching Muda in one of those games?
And I told him that if Yone ults, or Yone presses E, he cancels the Zoe bubble.
Yeah, so what we can do the same with his ultimate
Yeah, look for the Morgana kill so what are you gonna have to do is when you're fighting this over you're gonna have to hold your alt
Back up back out of the range and then go back in get so now you can try chasing this
Now you're gonna have to dodge the cube she's gonna throw the skill shot try to dodge it nice nice that was actually fucking sick dodge
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what you're playing for you
no no go to your Krugs get a Krugs who's playing for you me no I've never
seen you do a dodge like that before who's playing for you where you tell me
to die so I dodge
jinxi that was legit like a grandmaster level dodge like if you do shit
Like that more often I'm telling you bro challengers like in two months, maybe
I swear to God
All right, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the rappers after the rappers are in town the bot side
Okay
So you're gonna go walls all the way to gromp
So now when you're gonna fight this OEJNC
You're gonna run at her with only your Q and your E, right?
And the only time you're gonna ult is if she glans her bubble on you. Am I understood?
So the thing where it says drowsy, and then after like one second he becomes a super encounter.
Back up, back up. Yeah, just run back run back.
this is decent okay I'm least your evil jinx in Chad right now go
I
Said useless team I'm scar Jesus. Okay, that's good. That's good. That's like a good start
I
Think it's wraps bro. They have every dragon. No, no, no, they have two dragons. They have two dragons
They're gonna throw chill walk top
The game you have no right to vote to surrender, bro, you should run
True. Now press W and run at her. Do not step on that little uh, pool though. There you go. Now run at her.
Now if she throws out her Q you dodge it, okay?
Oh my- no you're fucking challenging her. Hold your Q on her now. Hold your Q on her now.
It's fine, your Timo's gonna do something.
Why is she out of her mind when she's out of her mind?
Yeah, it's on a low cooldown, she's broken.
Okay, so now look for the red buff.
And then you're going to talk to Botfield there.
See, the good thing is we're teaching you how to dodge abilities.
So like, it's looking quite good right now.
I'm not getting up to the end of the map though.
Yep.
So now look, I wanted to play for the Krugs.
If Kaelin walks up mid, you're going to look for a kill on her, okay?
Okay, we're going to have to look for a kill on her after these Krugs.
Walkman now go go go this is all you do not step on the chart okay go for the
wrappers go for the wrappers your wrappers not the wolves around and then
afterwards we're gonna look for the the wolves but it's okay listen Jinxie
you're fucking sit forward what do you care if you're keeping this shit there's
Just a bunch of worthless stormtroopers, bro.
Yeah, they literally are stormtroopers.
Teemo's all in play, just die, bro, in game.
Real, yes, good.
That's the kind of mentality you need to have as a league player.
OK, so now what you're going to do
is you're going to finish this.
And now if I want to look mid, look mid, look mid, look mid.
I want to W and run mid.
W, W, run mid, W, run mid.
Look for this.
Don't lead with R. Try to arm the kit if you can.
if not just back off I got back up I got back up
foster foster
Godfuck you damn it
Okay, oh and is that my ADC or my support? That's your ADC. Okay. It's got to get banned tonight. I'm not even kidding
Okay, so what we're gonna do is listen I've good news I've good news and we
team is majority AP why you're spread massage right now we're gonna get this
shit done just trust in the process all right I'm gonna listen everything you say
all right so first things first I want you run straight bot run out her press
I'll be press I'll be now coming out that we know and I just chase me chase her
She already wasted her bubble so she doesn't have that thing that can CC you so just chase her just chase
Okay, she ignited you okay, you're gonna have to dodge right here
It's okay. It's not fun
Good nice nice, okay bad news. So
My brain dead to most of it
Yeah, and it was a kill that was worth a thousand gold now go for the schedule. Yeah
Let's now get this.
And now I want you to look on the dragon.
Now I want you to walk back, walk back.
Over there, this is good, this is good.
Drag it out, drag it out.
Okay, your Timo is fucking brain dead now, mind you, you just have to FK head it.
Walk him and just head it.
If the echo is in, you need to ult him.
Ult, ult, ult.
Okay, that's good, that's good.
you know what you're gonna do is I want you to look or just back up just back up
right now it's okay look for your wolves yeah so you're gonna go for your
wolves after your wolves I'm gonna want you to look towards the fight that's
happening
all right this is good now I want you to chase your blood son do not step on the
chops nice go for the kill go for the kill fucking amazing James that's what
like to see okay now back up back up back up back we don't over chase we don't
over chase we got it you are yeah now you're back dude I'm telling you you
have your entire team on your back and they're sitting though they're in the
fucking backpack do you have arthritis well you're gonna get it after this game
row with the amount of carrying they're doing real real real okay so now after
this I wanted to walk about and I'm wanting to take those minutes now press
Okay, you can actually take one wave bot and then recall because we have enough for our items so we're going to want to spend all our gold.
Alright, now recall.
I'm telling you, yes, it is 1 million percent.
So now buy yours for your Visage. Afterward, I want you out of base to look mid.
Alright now Jinxy get this this has your fucking name written all over it you earn this go look
for the briar the briar the briar okay okay you might have to back up now back up this
one she's she's broken this one alright so now what I want you to get these raptors after
these rafters I'm gonna want you to go for the crab top it's enough it's in the
back but nothing they're not to there if you walk there you might get a hit by
this OECC and I got it I'm telling you you got this shit bro it's in the
fucking bag right now
so now you're gonna play for this after this I'm gonna want you to look top on
the Morgana, okay? You're gonna look top. Look for this. Do not R. Do not R. Okay. Hold Q. Hold Q.
It's not one of your backup. And I'll go farm your R. Oh, like this.
Give me help, you brain dead idiot! Okay. Bestie, E. E. Q. Q. Nice! Good shit. Okay,
No, look on the Morgana look on the Morgana look on the Morgana
Okay, now run away run away. Well, let me leave him to die leave him to die fuck this guy
So now go take his wave let him die and take his way let him buy and take his way top evil Jeng see we need evil Jeng see
Okay, now take the Krogs Krogs red Krogs red
This is okay, this is okay trust on honey, you're gonna kill off this
Okay, and I'll go to your right. There's a chance that they're all here, but we're gonna see okay. Go for this. Oh, yeah, this
You have your heat I wanted to eat you can look for this you didn't look to the trancey have some confidence
Let's go. Yeah. Yep. That's the fucking conference. I want to see from you
Okay, they're gonna ult on her run at her and ult on her. I wanted to fucking carp her face off
You are so now look for this echo killer if echo dies press W and chase press W and chase if he dies it's
Baren. Arr, one of your Arr.
Now hold, kill him.
Okay, now fight the bar, fight the bar.
You have your Q up in a second.
I want to kill the minion, kill the minion.
Okay, none more.
Uh, so now what are you gonna do?
You're going to...
Look Baren, I want to look Baren. Kill the Madonna and then look Baren.
Yep, go on there, go on there, go on there, cut her off.
She has no way to escape.
She's fucking dead.
She's fucking dead.
Yes, yes!
Yeah, I know, good boy!
Baren, Baren, ping Baren, ping Baren.
Now, uh, ping Baren, yes.
You're gonna come back what I guess you got this shit, bro. It's broad and sweet in the bag broad and streets in the background
Press what I see take less damage
It's no cute. There you go. Keep healing you got this shit, but I don't want to get too excited. Have you get too excited?
Yep
Yeah, so now what I want to do is you're gonna look for the dragon on a base here
Yep, you should but do the crab first the crab so you're gonna do the crab right now
No, ignore it, ignore it, ignore it.
You're gonna go for the fight after it, so now go for the fight there, you're gonna kill them all.
I want you to go in, I want you to go in, chase this, go in.
I want you to go fucking crazy, Jhinzi.
Yes, that's what I want to see.
Okay, not on the way, this is good.
Now push mid, push mid, mid, mid, mid.
I want you to mid, I want you to mid.
You're gonna push mid, wait.
No, keep pushing, keep pushing mid, keep pushing mid, no, no, no, keep pushing mid.
If you walk in there, the problem is that you have no vision, so they could be postured
anywhere to fuck you up, so we need to avoid that possibility.
Come to the back!
Yeah, no, I'm trying, it's looking very good for us right now.
So what I want to do is I want you to look for the boobuff here.
You're doing good now, I'm telling you it's looking good.
I want you to get your boobuff, I mean after this I want you to just stop pushing the bot.
You're going to split push bot right now, okay?
So Jinxie, the thing that I always have an issue with when it comes to foot pushing is that you always walk around back and forth, back and forth.
I've wanted to imagine that you're one of those minions. You go nowhere but forward, okay?
Keep walking forward, go. Just keep walking forward.
I don't ever want to see you walk back unless I tell you to. Keep walking forward.
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
keep going keep going you keep walking yes sir
god we're so back yep come back man crazy come back
you bring the shit back from the grave keep going now look for the end of
tower keep going keep going keep going keep going
everybody's not focused on me this is awesome exactly yes they don't even know
what's happening
they're like where's warwick okay it's not walkman now you walk man
Morgana's here, now you want mid.
Now chase the bloodsum. See if you can find someone that's low on ult on mid.
Yeah, it's okay though, it's okay though. Snare gonna push mid.
No, you're good at it. Okay, see if you can W and then R on her.
See if you can W and then R on her.
Nice, good R, hold Q.
okay now get the turret here and then afterwards the in-hits the turret not
gonna get the Jhin see the turret then hit the structures
yeah just keep doing this if your team dies fuck down your dog's jinx you're
supposed to be evil anyways so make sure you get this kind of make sure you get
this kind of okay now you can back up
So what we are going to do here is you are going to walk to the enemy red buff, take
it if it is up, if not you just recall, if it is up you take it and then you recall.
Now recall, now recall, now recall.
Oh my god, what a game.
Okay.
We got a crazy one on our hands.
So I only right-click the death stance, and then by Elixir Viren.
There you go, you already know what- See, you already know what some of these items are.
Now go for your red buff, and then walk mid.
Now why don't you start spam ping mid?
Start going fucking crazy on the mid lane spam pings.
After my red buff, I'm there.
Okay, now GenC. Very important. Where does Darth Vader buy his shoes? Good. So now get
this mid wave. Just push mid. I'm gonna look for this. I want to W, I want to W and go
W and go in, W and go in, follow all the bloods and all the bloods and I want you to go in.
I'll tip you off to you, I'll tip you off to you.
Good, get fucking out, hold here.
So now you can keep fighting, keep fighting, keep fighting.
You're fed as fuck dude. Do not be scared, you're good, you're good.
Fight, keep fucking fighting.
Swing your dick in the fucking faces until they're sucking on it, go.
Good shit.
That's what I like to see, bro.
see Jinxie that's the thing you just got to know that you're the top fucking
dog who are you the top dog you're the top fucking dog that's what I like to
hear now go for the dragon then afterwards the Baron
we actually came back
now you're not gonna kill him anymore
yep that's why Jinxie never give up in this heal there's always comebacks
yes sir I won't I won't ever give up and I want to play with more confidence
I want you to go in and I want you to note you down that you're gonna go fucking crazy on that
Yeah
No, that's okay, but that's why what you need to learn that is limit testing go to the Baron
So it yeah go around so a limit testing is is limit testing is when you don't know the limits
So you like die a lot while fighting but you end up learning your limits over time
And that's what you need to do as a player get the crab first
I got my fucking trap
Okay, I'll take this if the enemy gets close we're gonna have to turn on them
Yeah, cuz you don't have a spike don't forget
On your press I'll be in turn on the enemy team press I'll be in turn on the enemy team. Yep fight them
Nice eat on you to eat this is good. Yeah, again. There you go now fucking rad that you're a star
Yeah, you feeling that fucking feeling that dark Jinxi
Yep, no go back cuz the enemy jungler said when we jungler said you take it for free
Yeah, I'm telling you now you're gonna get fucking spot, bro, it's free as fuck
now they can't stand against you bro they are trying to stand against the might of the
sith empire do you understand yes yes now da jing see you must push me this is order
Okay, you can also only kill on Loki if she... no, no, go on the Aco, ooooh, okay.
Well, the only problem there is how you miss on and off the plane.
Hey, can I miss my ult?
No, you don't.
It's because you ulted but then you instantly killed her.
I just inked the game
Well, you're not gonna lose like you're fine here
Well, I've missed so many old
So Jinxie the thing is you have to understand that when you ult you need to ult based off where you think they're gonna be going
It's like pre firing. So now I want you to buy
That's not
So, Jinxie, rule of thumb, every second in League of Legends gives you 2 gold.
So if you're missing 20 gold, 10 seconds.
So now what are you going to do?
Out of base here, look for the red.
You're red.
And then I want you to walk mid.
Now listen, the only threat on the enemy team is Kaelin, if she dies you win, so she's the only one that you're gonna ult, understood?
It's not Walkman
So if I can, just ult Kaelin, ult Kaelin
Not even if you can
Make yourself find an angle for it
I will
I will
Play a muscle
walk up, walk up
okay do not step on these shops
those little things you'd never want to step on them
so now what I'm going to want you to do is
back up, okay? you're going to want to
W, W and then look for the R on Kalein
back up because fire was in front of the Klan you're all doesn't eat eat so that's
why you need to find my okay Jhinx I want your backup enemy call I need to
backup enemy call right now because I wanted to look at your mini map what
do you see no no no look at your mini map right now what do you see
Yeah, that's not good. That's fucking bad news first, bro
Okay, so kill this entire menu with the motor dragon
Okay, so now look for the giant
No
It's no change, I wanted to just AFK push up, AFK push up.
So go back to the top.
You see that little red dot on your minimap toppling?
Yeah.
So that's a super minion.
Yeah.
So that's how you can know where the super minions are when you see those little red
dots.
And those super minions, do you know when they spawn?
When in?
those circles go down so when you break open a circle every wave spawns a
super minion
yeah they got one every single wave but you guys have one med and one boss now
drinks if you know why opening three inhibitors is broken why he's getting
every lane but you don't just have one if you open all three you get two
super minions in every lane yes so imagine two super minions in every lane
and you came out as baron
look for look for the else that you can find it on the Klan Klan Klan Klan
Okay, you're gonna have to back up now?
You think it's your almost out of mana, that's what I'm worried about, I want you to run away.
Sorry, sorry bro.
You're okay, you're okay.
Okay, so Jynxie, you just here never forget, Caitlyn is literally the only threat.
Like she's the only one you have to kill and if she dies you win
You can buy the elixirs
Yep, so just got the one
No, you're okay, you're okay
The thing is that this game is teaching you target importance
because a lot of the times like you kind of just ult whatever you see but now
you're kind of learning this game you're like oh wait fuck if I just ult whatever
then the Kaelin kills everyone right
okay I want you to run bot instantly look for a kill on the margona here
that's helping you? helping you?
So, Morgana has an ability that makes it so that if you hit her with any spell, the effect
of the spell doesn't go through.
Yeah.
Look for a flank, doesn't matter.
So I want you to go to your blue buff.
Go take your blue.
Okay, got it.
no you're blue not the red because the thing is blue buff gives you mana right
so you're running out of mana a lot so it's a one-effect you don't need to farm
the wolves because you're already full build level 18
see if you can push out the wave bot here you don't want to let the Morgana
just like push your your base or else maybe she can end I just like for this
I'm gonna take this wave I want to see if you can take out one more take one more
wave. Click further out. And then after this I want you to walk towards mid. Morgana is
dead now. Press W. Press W and chase him. Press W.
So, Jynx, can I give you a little tip?
Oh, I'll give it to you later, you just said my bush one?
Yeah, wait for the wave, wait for the wave, wait for the wave, wait for the wave, okay,
go on your own.
by the echo yeah yeah you probably just have to back off here hold tab but do
they got soul now fuck that's all
okay so why you're like surviving again and then we're gonna walk man now one
I need to type 5 mid and start spamping.
Go to your red buff.
Wait for your king to spawn.
No, no, no, stop, stop, stop.
Your flash is up soon.
You can literally flash ult Kaelin if you do you win the game.
Your win condition is you flash ulting Kaelin.
Do you understand that this game is all on you?
Yes, flash ult Kaelin.
God damn.
No, start pinged mid again.
If you land your flash ult on Kaelin, you win the game.
I'm letting you know this right now.
I want you to W, right now, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just wait for your team to end position.
Now just wait.
So now, Jinxie, the only thing you have to do is just get in range of the killin' to flash ultimate.
That's it.
Oh!
Oh!
wait wait wait i think your team might be clutching now your team might be clutching now
wait
join our team while it's what's happening here
Okay, unironically, I think your Teemo can hold this.
Bro, I don't know what to do, she's just protecting.
Yeah, so the problem now is that the game, I think, just lasted too long, and it's at
a point where it's like the enemy is scaling really fucking hard.
But there could still be a chance.
Don't over-med this, it's happening.
Like your Teemo's low-key putting up a fucking fight right now, bro.
He's fucking fighting for the better I'm
Oh, we're back. I'm back in time. Yeah by your licks again by your licks again
And now I want you to walk towards mid now low key you could land your ult on the k-1
Now yeah, now yeah
Okay, hook you hook you eat eat eat eat. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes
Oh
Hold on
I'm a piece of shit before I go to test, I'm just tired of that call.
All right. All right. I'll see you, bro. Have a good one. Sleep long, guys. Tomorrow.
All right.
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Probably going to do fours on horizon six.
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