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Is Ron is going to be playing with zero fucking armor. He's not allowed to have any armor whatsoever
but if
Okay, so if any of us die at any point in time throughout the Minecraft marathon, we have to reset, okay
But in the end both of us have to die
Chat, how many days will the Minecraft marathon take if Ron has no armor be honest
son GG sub-a-thon laggy AF OMG it's lagging it's not like for me on a pick three days 30 days
guys listen Ron will have no armor how many days eternal pixie to get about gifted but yeah if
it takes a week it's kind of cinema do you know what I'm saying if it takes a week it's kind of
said about I'm saying this now and like in a week I'm gonna be fucking miserable
literally I'm saying this now but in a week I'm gonna be fucking miserable you
look like an uncooked chavak by the way what is an uncooked chavak
What's the point of typing this, man?
What is the point of typing this?
Stop streaming your voices annoying.
Okay.
Never touch a driving game again.
So you know what's funny is I was actually thinking about breaking out fours of tonight.
I was actually thinking about breaking out fours of today.
Yeah.
Guys, I was good at driving.
How good was I on a scale of the one to 10?
Mom of Dendi, think of it a time.
C2, think of it a time.
Ethan, think of it a time.
Yoda, think of it a time.
But yes, chat today.
In two days, in literally two days, 48 hours, me and stable Rinaldo are doing a Minecraft
hardcore marathon we can't end until we feed it.
Rod is going to be in my room.
We literally got him a whole ass setup back there.
Rod is gonna be in my room.
Now chat, here's the question.
Should me and Ron sleep in the same bed together?
Type yes or no?
In the least zesty way possible,
should we sleep in the same bed?
Yes, okay.
I knew this was gonna happen.
Moga, think of it as a plan.
Cads, you can do one.
Okay, yes, I'm seeing a lot of guesses.
Okay, yes with stream. Yeah. So we're literally going to have, we're going to be, dude, if
Ron has no armor, we might actually be in this room for like a week. I'm not even kidding.
This can be bad, but we'll see bro. We'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. We'll
see what happens. I really don't know. I really don't know what's going to happen. Because
Bro, Ron's good at Minecraft.
I'm terrible at Minecraft, okay?
I'm literally shit.
So if we, if Ron has no armor,
like I'll have armor cause I suck.
But if Ron has no armor and like maybe
would I use a shield, like this could take,
this could take a week.
I think seven days is like the maximum
of what I would be able to take
before I literally lose my mind.
I've never streamed for seven days straight.
The longest I've ever streamed for was Red Dead Redemption, and that was four days.
That was four days.
Guys, this could literally be the longest jinxy stream of all time.
I'm not even kidding.
Literally, bro.
Your face is so punchable.
Check Marlon.
What's going on with Marlon?
What's going on with Marlon?
Is he alive?
I don't see it. I don't see it. Oh, there he is. There he is.
What's he doing? What? Whoa. What is he doing? Oh my God. What is he doing, bro? Oh my God.
This is last day for challenger challenge stuck on Dante's really quick. This is Dante's last day for challenger
There might actually be a fucking chance
There might actually be a fucking I'm not gonna call them in discord. I just want to call them really quick and check in I
Just want to call them really quick and check in chat as you guys know don't that's hasn't till 1159 tonight to get challenger so eight hours
Let me call them really quick
This number has called.
Leak check Twitter.
Leak check Twitter.
Chat, say Jiddie, call him, phone.
This number has called.
Chat, chat, say Jiddie, Jiddie, call him.
Call Jiddie.
Ghost Parker.
Report ribbon.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna let him lock into the chat. I'm gonna let him lock in. Well, he has to delay. He has to delay. I forgot he has to delay.
guys out of there.
Bro, what is this guy listening to?
If I'm on the second report one side, Jinx is calling.
What is this guy listening to?
Stop that.
Call me real quick.
Jinx is calling on your phone.
Real quick.
Wait, give me a second.
I guess my phone is charging.
Dude, chat.
Who thinks he can get challenged tonight?
If he doesn't get it by midnight, I get to bend him over my knee and spank him in Florida after the Minecraft marathon.
I get to spank him and I'm not gonna lie. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little bit excited for that.
Dude, why the fuck do you guys insist on buying?
There it is.
I'm not buying anything!
Yo.
Don't test. What's up?
I'm not buying anything.
Yo.
Today's the day, today's your last day.
Jamesy, what if I told you that I woke up this morning and I'm now in a five game win streak?
What do you know what I mean?
Yes, bro.
Dantez, listen to me and listen to me clear, bro.
You have eight hours in 10 minutes.
Well, actually seven hour, no.
My brain's too small for this.
Let's make it eight hours, let's make it eight.
You have eight hours and 10 minutes to reach challenger.
down tests how many wins do you need right now or five away I'm gonna
periodically check in bro I yo I'm just gonna let you lock in do your thing
lock in if you don't get challenger today by midnight you have to come to
Florida and I'm gonna bend your money and spank you do you understand and if I
I hit challenger, then I got to hit your G-spot better than anyone else has ever had.
Yo, but like, here's the thing, you're insinuating that someone, yo bro.
I thought only girls had G-spot, one.
Hey, wait, wait, James, your phone died, what'd you say?
I thought only girls had a G-spot, besides the one.
Listen, bro, no one's ever hit my G-spot buddy, but Dante, if you get challenger tonight, I might allow it.
I got you. It's like, now I'm going to lock in for that, bro, you're five wins away. Good
luck. I'm just going to let you lock in. I'm going to keep periodically checking on you.
You need to take over every game. Okay. Okay.
Do you see? I'm about to walk in Master Ian to come. That's really good for Master
Ian.
Don't do it. Lock in Hecarim.
Yeah. Hecarim is even worse. I already walked in Ian.
Diana. Diana.
Yeah, our team is full of pd. I already locked in you.
Okay, Don't test. Good luck, bro. Good luck, man. And I'll see you.
All right, I'll see you, JC. Thanks.
He's so cute. He's so cute. He's so cute. Okay, chat. There it is, guys.
I need a couple of y'all to be hawks in Don't test street. If he's one win away from challenger, I need you to let me know.
Because if Domtaz is one win away from Challenger, we have to watch that game live.
Like, I'll stop anything I'm doing to watch that shit, bro.
I'll leave, if I'm in a league game, I'll leave, Drew Levin, turn off the stream right now, don't watch this.
I would literally go AFK and Fountain to watch Domtaz hit Challenger.
So yeah, chat, we're going to do Minecraft bases. Guys, like I said,
If you want to send in your Minecraft base, put it in the Discord.
Guys, join the server, mods, xmagemarkdiscord, xmagemarkdiscord, join the server.
We do a bunch of shit in here.
Join the Discord server.
We are sending, send in your Minecraft faces.
The mods are going to look through them now.
In about 20 minutes, I'm going to go through the Minecraft faces.
All right.
In about 20 minutes.
Before that, I'm going to run away from 500 or you know, in chess.
five hundred and one chess.
I'm one win away from five hundred and one chess.
I am one win away from five hundred and one chess.
As you can tell the title of the stream is the greatest gaming session of all
time. This isn't cap. This isn't a joke.
The only way to start this off correctly is getting five hundred and one chess.
If we win this game, I will be exactly five hundred and one everybody locked in.
This is the rank-up game
Okay, I was gonna say if he does the push variation, I already lose now low key chat is it better to just get my queen out
I think it's better to just get my queen out. You know what I'm saying
Lock it everybody focus problem
If you're not already put your hand on your wiener, okay in GTA, you know what I
I have a feeling I'm going to blunder if I do this, I have a feeling I'm going to blunder
if I do this.
I just released that.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
Guys, I just feel like it's my favorite little game.
I can't blunder my queen.
I can't blunder my queen.
All right.
This guy is developing better than me, so I probably already lost the game just because
of that.
You know what though chat?
It's better.
Oh, this guy's so fucking cringe.
All right, we're going to develop.
Just everybody calm the fuck down.
Listen, I'm not here to lose.
This is the 5-0-0 game.
This is the moment we've been waiting for.
This is all those hours of training.
Oh, I'm getting fried livered. How do I stop this? How do I stop the fried liver? How do I stop the fried liver?
I actually don't know what to do. How do I stop the fried liver?
I think this stops it.
Okay, I think we found the only move that stops fried liver in that exact scenario.
If he takes...
Bro, this guy...
Wait a minute, this guy just sold.
This guy just sold.
Oh my god!
Yes!
You're a fucking idiot!
What are you doing?
Bro, we should be on the pawn now.
We should be on the pawn.
We should be on the phone now, we should be on the phone.
I'm 99.9% sure we're on the phone.
Chat everybody, lock in, okay, here we go.
Okay, so this is interesting, here's what's going to end up happening.
Wait, dare I say?
Could I just push this?
It doesn't blunder anything. It just forces the knight to move.
Yeah, but there's always a better move in this scenario, chat.
Mokey, though, I actually don't know if there is.
The problem is we need to relieve this tension here because then we can get our bishop going. He just blundered.
We didn't blunder, but he gets his night out.
I get rid of his bishop, but now we relieve the tension
because,
now chat, guess what?
I have this.
Chat, I have this, which threatens this,
and then this sees this,
but then I can also get this going,
and then this bishop goes, let me castle.
All right, remember, I only went on a losing streak
because I couldn't attack.
Fork, fork, fork, fork.
Fork.
Wait, wait, is that not a fork?
What?
If I do this, he has no checks.
This is not check, this is not check.
Fork, fork!
That's a fork, right?
He has to lose a night, no matter what he does.
He has to lose a night.
Oh my God, this guy's so fucking bad.
Yes. I'm so glad I'm not playing against like one of those God tier.
We're good.
Pond covers Pond.
We're all good.
Now we take this night right here or this night.
We're just gonna see which one he moves.
We're all good.
This guy.
He's being so cringe, bro.
I might not be able to take the night.
He's being so fucking cringe, bro.
You're so fucking cringe, bro.
Nah, he ended up forking me anyways.
This guy's such a piece of shit.
Bro, this guy's a piece of shit.
Listen, he takes my rook.
I take his night.
What happens now?
The thing is chat, he's gonna win my rook, but his knight is kind of useless now.
His knight's in the corner.
I think we can still win this off of pure development.
It's not a winning position though because we lose our rook.
Wait he- what?
Wait what?
Wait, I have queen takes check.
Oh my god, this guy's so bad!
What are you doing you dumb-
check. Oh my God, this guy's so bad. What are you doing? You dumb.
Glad everybody in the chat sounded a good time.
you know what's crazy chat is even though I'm down one I even though I'm down a queen I'm only
down one material guys this isn't the end of the world guys we can castle long ways listen bro I
have the heart of a lion that's one thing about me Jack I'm gonna make him earn this fucking win
Whoa, he's earning it. Okay, he has takes, takes. I'm just gonna castle. Guys, all I'm
gonna say is, even though I lost my queen, I'm only down one material. Not bad! Chad,
not bad at all. Everybody calm down. Chad, whose position would you rather be in? He
has two rooks that are not activated. He has two rooks that are not activated. Chad, whose
This should be out of the end.
You, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his.
OK, guys, show a little support here.
All right, keep it.
Yes, yes, yes, you fucking dumbass.
How do you blunder your queen?
Oh, well, I did the same exact thing.
All right.
Chat, now we won the game.
We got 530 low in probably the least deserving way possible.
But Chat, I'm going to be completely honest.
I don't even give a fuck.
We actually just got 500 low in the worst way possible.
Now we just got to close out the game.
All right, move this pawn to get this vision to vision a.
Amazing.
One of that hangs the rook.
But honestly, I would trade a rook for a bishop right now because I'm up eight material.
And the game's just going to kind of end.
Okay, hands up doing this.
This is totally fine.
Okay.
I have, wait, this is such a nasty check.
I think with this check, we win a Rook.
Take, he can't take.
Yeah, we win a Rook with this check.
Guys, remember, what is our job when we're out material?
Just trade, bro.
Yep, we win a Rook.
Now we have...
We have this because this sees this I can see myself losing this. I'm not even kidding.
I could definitely see myself losing this chat.
All right, we have another trade here.
If he lets us trade we trade.
What we got to do is trade, trade, trade, trade, trade, trade, we win.
I have a Rook check here, doesn't really accomplish much, but it does freeze in.
Okay, he ends up taking the trade.
Now we have check.
Okay, we have check.
What is our goal here though?
What's our goal with this check?
We have to be asking ourselves these questions.
We have threatening the Rook.
Bro, I have to get my, I have to get his paw on his.
He might not see it.
Can I not even get it?
He might not see it.
He saw it.
It's fine though, that night's protected.
That night's protected.
little little little little little.
Well now the night's not projected, shine some.
All right, I think in the end game, we just stack up
and we just push, stack up, push, stack up, push.
All right, now everything's protected.
This is there with the little...
You just blunder...
All right, this guy's ass.
This guy's literally ass.
Okay, now we eat the pause and we end the game.
We do not stalemate.
We do not stalemate, do you understand?
No matter what, we don't stalemate, okay?
No matter what, we don't stalemate.
This is gonna be our queen right here.
take a bow. This is our queen right here. This is our queen. I have a feeling I'm gonna
fuck this up. Nah. The king can't even get close because look, oh that's actually so
well played. Yeah, I play that so well actually with the bishop vision. Alright, we have check.
check, check, ladder mate coming shortly. Let's get our ladder mate ready. Check. He has this.
and latter me now you resign now
500 yellow
500 yellow guys come on come on come on dog like that's how you start off at
day. All right, chat. Listen up. Send in your Minecraft basis. High buys or no,
well, not anymore. High buys, lock down the server. It's time. Chat. High buys,
bring me to the starting point. Chat, the last time we did this was two years ago
and it's only right that we do this before the Minecraft marathon. Guys,
We are going to be rating your guys's Minecraft bases, man.
High-vives, bring me to the starting point, baby.
All right, guys, let's see, bro.
Here we go.
All right.
So chat, RB Reddy.
Chad, have you ready to type an R in the chat?
Chad, have you ready to type an R in the chat?
I'm seeing a lot of arts.
Okay, chat, listen to fuck up, man.
Listen to fuck up.
Here we go.
All right.
I'm ready to go.
All right, I'm ready to go chat today. We are going to be raiding your Minecraft bases,
y'all. Today we're going to be raiding your Minecraft bases. If you're watching this in
YouTube, like and sub yo bro again, let's not make this one of these days where everybody
It just strolls.
Check.
I'm five foot 11, 162 pounds.
Okay, five foot two, or 10.
No, no, not two.
Not two.
Don't even start.
Okay, next base set of the day.
Here we go.
He has chickens with enchanted armor.
And what are these little baby dragons?
Dude, Minecraft has changed so much over the years.
I don't even know what that.
This isn't a Minecraft base. This is brain rot, bro. This is literally whoa. No way you built this
Okay, but Chad here's the thing
Did he build this in creative?
I'm gonna say there's a ninety nine point seven percent chance he built this in creative
If you built this in hardcore, you're the coolest person ever
No, he built it in creative because he flew chat see he flew he flew he flew
Okay, this is Aura. This guy recreated his own village. What? Oh my god, Minecraft is
such a go-to game. Chaluk, he's got the chimneys going. Okay, this guy's the winner right now.
This guy's the winner.
Dang!
Wait a minute!
Bro!
He built like a whole, like, we built like a whole palace.
Days played four hundred and fifteen.
Oh my god!
You spent over a year on that.
Yo banana!
If you go to Google and search up best Minecraft base, I'm obviously going to see the Google search buddy.
You're not going to win. You're closer to getting banned buddy.
I did all of this in a survival realm. Chat, this is Kat, no.
He said he did all of this in a survival. This has to be Kat, no.
If this isn't, chat, is this cap?
If this isn't cap, I think you're the winner so far.
Eternal.
Whoa.
He's got the nether portal.
Dude, how can he ever die?
Chat, if you build walls like this,
isn't it literally impossible to die in Minecraft?
If you build these walls, isn't it literally impossible?
What could kill you?
What could kill you here?
What could kill you?
A creeper.
Yeah, right.
Phantoms, phantoms?
Guys, how would a creeper kill you in that scenario?
Okay, this is definitely ripped off Google
because you can see how it looks, bro.
Look.
Yeah.
Yo, bro, we said send in your Minecraft faces.
Not rust.
Is he gaming on a switch?
That is a switch.
Cap.
There's no way you built this.
There's literally no way you built this.
I refuse to believe this isn't pulled off of Google.
Chad, is this cap?
Is this cap?
Yeah, this looks like one of those YouTube tutorial thumbnails, buddy.
Oh my God.
1099 days. Did he build a gigantic enderman? What 1099 games played and he's on the PS
Bro, what is Bill chat? What is this? It's Minecraft days, but I don't even know what
MC days is chat. Okay, this guy showed his health bar, which means it's legit. Yep. Okay,
This is kind of sick.
Bro, this looks really safe too.
He's like in a mountain.
That one looks safe.
Whoa.
Okay, now we're talking.
Bro, this guy has an island resort Minecraft base.
Okay.
Okay, very clean.
Yeah, this is just beautiful.
Chad, look, he has the sluice staircase up the stairs.
He's got the chess here.
He's got the chimney going.
He's got, I mean, this is just a beautiful Minecraft base.
Me, how this is beautiful.
I could see myself living here.
That is beautiful.
Why would you build a base in sand?
I don't understand.
Why would you do that?
Yo, season.
Look, bro, I'm not trying to be a bully here.
I'm really not.
But bro, how do you expect to win?
How do you expect to win the contest with this?
Season, this took five seconds.
I could have did this.
Dirt block, dirt block, dirt block, dirt block,
crafting table, wood, wood, wood, wood door.
Like bro, I don't bully guys.
I'm not trying to bully.
I'm not trying to bully him, but this took five seconds.
A zombie would have his way with you.
A zombie would have his way with you here, man.
Okay, now vid, okay.
What is this called, chat?
Like cherry blossom.
This is very, this is very, it's giving very slay.
Like this is very cozy and sweet and wholesome.
I like this.
And bro, it looks like it didn't take you
extremely long to do.
Okay, you took a picture, which is great,
but I can't even see your base.
What are these things?
Are these things little jigglypups?
Chat, what are these things, man?
I have so much to learn about Minecraft
Fortis Marathon.
He's got these little jiggly pups.
Something light.
What?
OK.
Why is the tree floating from the roof?
Bro, some of y'all's bases are giving me CTE.
How did he get the sky to look like that in Minecraft?
How did he get the sky to look like that?
That doesn't even make sense.
Is that AI?
Shaders.
Bro, you can get the sky to look like this?
What?
Oh my God, you win.
If this is legit, you win.
What?
Brother, this looks like it's straight out of Sea of Thieves.
Bro, it might be legit. He has multiple images of this. This is the winner so far. Bro, it might like, dude, is this real? What do you guys think? I think it's legit, bro.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Is this not the attack on Titan Village? Is this not you
remade attack on Titan in Minecraft? Bro, this is the attack on Titan Village. Because here's
the center building and then here's like the church this is a sack on Titan what
bro is this job what is it called again what was it called Shigansuna yes this
is Aaron's hometown okay nevermind this guy's the winner yo magic you're the
winner right now you're the guy to be oh my god 10 out of 10 creativity bro
seriously
Okay.
What is the point of this?
Bro, what is Rhea Rhea? What is your goal to?
To cook 5,000 chickens. I mean, what is the point of this buddy buddy?
Okay, I knew this was gonna happen. Yo guys
Take this serious, bro. Come on
You're not going to win with this, man. You're not.
Okay, this is giving like, this is giving slay. This is giving very slay. I'm not even going to hold you.
Colosseum inside of the snow. Very nice. Very pretty. I'm looking for one that catch it.
You mean to tell me you we gave y'all a five-day notice on this and you built the Darth Maul.
In five days chat he built the Darth Maul or we what do you mean winner this guy doesn't
win crap okay wait but okay unironically though this is kind of how I imagine the Darth Maul
to look. I'm not even gonna hold you. Okay, I think this guy's the winner so far, actually,
where we keep changing our winner every five seconds, but whoa, the lighting looks so good.
How do you get your Minecraft to look like this? What? Bro, how do you get your Minecraft to look
like this? This is beautiful. Oh my God. How do you do that?
Bro, do you want to be slapped across the face, bro?
Legitimately.
Yo, guys, my nose isn't that wide.
You gave me like a double barrel shotgun nose.
What is that?
Whoa.
Okay, this is clean.
It took him 306 days to build this.
Me, how beta 306 days?
Dude, he lowkey built like a penthouse though.
He literally, bro, this is so cozy, man.
This is why Minecraft will always go down as probably the greatest video game ever created
because you can always just play Minecraft.
There's always something new to do.
You know what I mean?
There's always something new to do in Minecraft.
How long did it take?
What? Okay, that's off Google. Okay, this is very party. He gave multiple pictures too, so you know it's real. Very nice, very cozy.
guys again I'm not being a bully I want to be clear what I said is I'm not El
bully but guys how do you expect to win if this is your base you're not going to
win the base contest seriously yeah I'm not being a bully what do you mean
winner how is this the winner
He built the one piece ship.
Okay, that is actually sick.
Oh my God.
What is this, bro?
What?
No way.
No way you built this.
There's no chance.
What?
How long did this take?
Oh my God.
How long did this take?
What?
Okay, now we're getting to the good basis.
We're getting to the really.
Me and my friends made this during one of our most iconic two week minecraft faces.
German flag.
I'm guessing y'all are from Germany.
Bro, wow.
Look bro, it looks like a little furthest from Clash, literally.
Oh my god, you got a bridge going over the water?
Bro, Minecraft is such a good game, bro.
OK.
Dude, I'm looking for a base that just automa-
It's a picture of Oregon.
Dude, I'm looking for a base that just automatically wins.
Like just catches my attention and immediately wins.
Okay, this guy built a lighthouse.
This is literally beautiful.
He built a lighthouse next to his house, beautiful.
Bro, and I like that.
Some of y'all, wait,
how did he get this guy to look like this?
Is this the shaders again?
Bro, no way shaders could do this.
Yeah, is this AI or shaders?
What?
Crap, no way you built that.
Yo.
What?
Holy aura.
Bro, he built a fricking castle.
And this guy takes multiple pictures
so you know it's not enough Google.
Yo, this is like Skyscraper from Oregon.
I'm not even kidding.
Look at this absolute beauty.
Oh my god.
Beautiful.
This is beautiful, man.
OK.
OK.
I don't know if that's off Google.
Yo, bro, we're doing raiding your guys' bases.
And this guy took a picture of him loading up the game.
Is he in a car?
Where is he?
Yo, when did Minecraft's graphics get this good?
When did Minecraft's graphics get this good?
Bro, what?
This is so purty.
Oh my god, another castle.
Shizzle, you built this!
You built this!
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I know this.
I know this.
This is, that's ruins.
This is coastline.
No fucking way.
Guys, this is coastline from R6.
This is ruins.
This is hookah balcony, this is the window, this is VIP balcony, oh my god, this is literally
so creative.
You pulled it off Google, you piece of crap, bro, I thought he built that for a second.
Chad thought he built that for a second.
What a piece of crap.
Okay, chat. You guys love your cherry blossom trees. I respect it says does.
Okay, this is also very nice.
Dude, I wonder if somebody's ever built like salty springs or like tilted towers in Minecraft. I'm sure somebody has. I guarantee you somebody has done that.
Yo, this is, oh my God.
He has a floating island chat this reminds me of Appa and Avatar.
This reminds me of Appa.
How's he floating on this?
Oh my god, bro.
Y'all have some crazy bases.
Holy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Bro, I think he actually built this too because you could tell this isn't from Google.
You could tell he took a picture of his monitor.
What?
Oh, it's a little snowman. Look at him. It's a little snowman, dude.
Oh, this is sick.
Or he built a ship?
I would show interior for the Death Star, but there is no interior, yuck.
There's a Darth Maul skin in Minecraft and he's building the Death Star.
That is so sick!
Oh my god!
Bro!
Is this the winner?
I don't know.
He built the Death Star?
Dude, I lowkey forgot my crap could actually be this sick.
Chad, he built the Death Star, man?
Oh my God.
That is class royal royal arena.
He literally built royal arena.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Not only did one guy build the Darth Maul.
Your guy did.
Y'all had a five day notice.
How do you even do this?
What?
Colosseum that's fire.
Yep.
See, Zay.
Zay, listen, bro.
If you put a sign on your base that says no creepers, it's only going to work.
If the creepers can read but guess what's a the creepers can't read brother. It's gonna blow you up buddy. What is this?
Okay, this is also sick
Yep
Okay, okay, there's legitimately no way you go this
He only has one image of it. His discord name is goofy. His in-game name is goofy, bro. I think he built this
How?
How do you have that much time to build this? How many days did you spend on this like two years?
bro
It's a schematic unstable SMP oh
Okay, okay
Some of them are work in progress. The emerald part of the river took two shulkers of full emerald box.
The castle is the main base.
Dude, I wonder what's like the craziest base somebody has ever built in hardcore.
Okay, didn't somebody send this? Well, maybe it's just a staircase.
Bro, maybe it's just a staircase. I actually don't know.
Is that a floating weiner? What even is that?
Best friend slash brother-in-law's house, nephew's house. Oh, so cute! Look, he couldn't even build anything.
My house.
Sisters house. Oh, wait. Oh.
Wait.
Do you think I...
No! You did not build this!
What?!
No way!
What? There's no chance, man! What in the f... Well, that's the other guy. The other guy
I sent that.
Look at it, it's a big chicken.
Yeah, I just, yo, yo, yo, price.
You ripped a picture off of a YouTube thumbnail
and then crudely pasted me as a sperm head in the water.
Like I'm gonna see that, man.
Obviously, man.
I'm, this is cozy.
Throw it so cozy in here, I just wanna get a blanket.
I wanna get a blanket and go to sleep.
He has a TV with Netflix.
This is so cozy in your house.
What?
Cozo, this is sick.
He has a helicopter on top?
Cozo, this is sick, bro, I'm not even kidding.
This guy has a whole-ass village, very nice.
See bro, there's some bases where you see them and you know it's like, okay, somebody
definitely built this, but there's other ones where it's like, it's not even possible.
What?
There it is, yo bro, this would literally take a year of your life.
There's no way.
What?
Among us, okay, okay.
Sasi baka.
Sasi baka.
Miho, miho, beta.
Dude, I want to find like the clear as day winner.
Chad, who's your guys' winner so far?
What in the f- No way you actually did that.
It actually looks real.
At 4 a.m. he posted this?
Bro, why does it look so re- Chad, it looks so real!
What?
The Death Star? Yeah, I kind of agree. The Death Star or the first Darth Maul guy. I don't know between those two.
Either the Death Star or the... This is the third Darth Maul of the day. This is on my one million day hardcore world.
Yeah, right. Bro, chat. This guy said he's been in the hardcore world for a million days.
Does anyone buy that?
Whoa.
Whoa.
The Darth pickaxe 210 day twitch streak, by the way.
Yo, this guy's now see this is realistic because this guy's been playing for all he's got a puppy. Oh my god
So cute look at the cutie. That is so cute
Jack this is realistical bro
456 days played and it's a nice house. Well done triple J. Proud of you, bro. That is beautiful, man
Took me 50 days to build hope you like
Yeah, buddy. I'm not buying that for a second. This did not take 50 days. He's got a puppy
named James. Oh, look at him. Whoa, bro, this is actually sick. This is actually sick. Bro,
He has a big glass house.
That's so sick.
Voss?
Bar.
This guy built a McDonald's.
No way, no way that's real.
Like I feel bad, cause like one of these is real.
First off, is this even possible to do?
I don't even think it's possible to get a torch on a door.
Check, is that actually possible?
Seriously, dead ass.
I've been working on a 2-to-1 scale Minecraft Titanic by myself, using deck plants and trying
to get as realistic as possible for around a month.
I'm planning on a full interior and exterior.
It could be used as an awesome Minecraft base.
he loved and broke you with a great content.
You inspired him to take so many people
that might be struggling in life.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
He's going, he's in the interior too.
Yo.
This looks one of one like the movie.
Brother.
That is actually insane.
Yo, is this guy the winner or the Death Star guy?
Bro, I think this might be the winner
because the Death Star guy didn't do the interior.
This guy actually started the interior.
This is so fire, bro.
Oh my God.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie,
this guy's the winner right now, bro.
Jesus.
I have this. Bro, this doesn't look real. This doesn't look like you built it. What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. What is that? Another right chest plate. What in the fuck? What did
he bailed? Chat, what is this supposed to be? Guys, what is that supposed to be? The
Death Star? What? I don't know what that's supposed to be.
What is that supposed to be?
Holy cow, dude.
Bro, some of y'all have some insane bases, bro.
Bro, somebody literally sent this earlier, man.
What the?
What is this?
What the hell?
Chad, I don't even know what this one is.
What?
Dude, okay, this is beautiful.
Arthur, I don't even see your face, buddy.
It looks like a house, but it looks like it's off Google.
Yo, this is sick.
He showed the deaths.
Is this real that?
We're no way I'll actually build this, right?
Wow.
Bro, Minecraft has crazy graphics.
If you actually turn it up, like if you have them 2022,
our boys week phase of Minecraft.
Cute vase, nothing much.
See, but this is what it's all about, bro.
This is what Minecraft is supposed to be about, man.
Just playing for two weeks with your friend
and forgetting about life and building a cozy vase.
This is cozy.
You built it in the trees?
I like it.
Very cozy.
Barra.
Okay, I've seen this image like five times.
Guys!
This is the OG Google wallpaper and he built it and okay.
Dude, I think my winner is still going to have to be the, um, the, okay.
If this is real, you win.
Brother, he fully recreated Coastline.
Like what?
But like, my chat is saying it's AI.
Aw, I don't know.
I don't know, man.
Yup.
Okay.
This is one million percent AI.
One million percent AI.
This is not real at all.
Wait.
You can make AI Minecraft faces?
No.
No.
Guys, guys, do you realize he just did this?
Do you realize, like, this is from 10 minutes ago.
What?
I have to rethink everything.
But how is it floating?
That doesn't make sense.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
the hell is this bro some of these are cray cray sister some of these are cray
cray all right this is AI like bro what the hell is this all right I have our
winner. I think the best basin of the day is the guy that made the Titanic or the Darth
Maul. A lot of these are AI. A lot of these are pulled off. Like, what the fuck is this,
bro? What the fuck is this, bro? Literally. A lot of these are AI. A lot of these are pulled off
Google, man. A lot of these are unstable on SMB. Chat, what should we play, bro?
Oh, should I jump in Forza?
Like, should we set up the wheel again?
Should we do Forza?
Should we do Rocket League?
Guys, let me know when Don says this one-off challenge
or by the way, I'm a good single.
Tonight I want to show you all a a a what you got all right chat what should we do I
could get in rocket league because I'm probably going to get a league like later I could get
in Rocket League I could get in Forza chat like what should we play bro what
game should we play I could play our set I'm seeing a lot of people are saying
Forza though a lot of people are saying Forza chat what do you guys think I'm
I'm going to get on League later, like in a couple of hours.
Rocket League or Forza?
What do y'all think, bro?
Hi, guys.
I unplugged the steering wheel, so I
might need a little help with that,
but I think I know how to do it.
I think I know how to do it.
Guys, Rocket League or Forza or R6?
I'm down with that poll.
That's a good poll.
Guys, I only played Forza for like 20 minutes yesterday.
I want to play a little bit longer.
MTS, think of it at a time.
Stoner, think of it a brand. Snow, think of it a brand.
Guys, I have a whole a steering wheel, y'all.
Play Counter-Strike with O'Neil. Is O'Neil on?
Chat, vote, vote, vote.
Okay, people are saying four's up.
All right, chat.
All I gotta do is plug in the wheel.
Are you guys ready?
All I gotta do is plug in the wheel. That's it.
Yo, hidemind, I'm gonna call you really quick.
Wait, let me call my brother actually.
My brother set up the wheel.
Yo, yo, I'm streaming.
Yo, how do I do the wheel?
I want to set up the wheel again.
All I gotta do is plug it in and screw it, right?
Yeah, yeah, put it back on the desk and then screw it tight and then use those three plugs to plug it in.
Okay, glue it in. Wait, wait, wait, put it in the desk?
Yeah, like slide it back into the desk and then screw it tight.
Slide it back in. Pause.
Yeah.
Okay, slide it back in and then screw it tight. Where is the screw?
It should all be connected. It's all together.
Miho.
Wait. Oh, I can't see.
Okay.
Now, how do you do a screw?
Bro, slide it in. Is it in the desk?
Bro, you gotta stop saying slide it in.
Just do it, please.
I, yeah, okay. Okay, pause. I slide it in.
I slide it in.
Okay, so it's on the desk the same way it was yesterday, right?
yes yes it's on the desk the same way it was yesterday
and screw it in until it's tight
okay pause yet again bro just follow the directions
okay i'm screwing it in one second bro is it tight or is it loose
pause oh my god bro god damn hold up
Okay, Miho, I'm screwing it.
Yeah, is it getting tighter or looser?
Righty tighty or lefty loosey?
Just go one direction and hope for the best.
All right, hold up, Miho.
Is it is it not working? Yeah, it's getting tight. It's getting tight. Yeah, keep on going
Okay, bro pause come on
It's tight
Bro like come on you got a bit better words
Yo, come on bro come on like what is this a sex scene?
I don't know how I can describe it.
Okay, I'm screwing it until I can't go anymore.
Yeah.
Okay, I can't go anymore.
Yes, I'm here.
I'm there yet.
I'm bad at climates.
No, no.
Okay.
I'm plugging the three plugs.
Okay, now, okay, okay, yes.
Does the order matter?
No.
Okay, I put in the first screw?
Uh, what? The plugs?
Yes, yes, yes.
Ports, ports.
Yes.
Okay, they're all in.
It's all inside.
All three of them.
Yes, they're all in.
Now, do I load up Forza?
Yeah, should work.
Turn on the, uh, the, uh, the wheel.
It's a button on the back of the wheel.
It's called start-stop.
Boom! I clicked it! Yep!
No, hold it down.
Hold it?
Yeah, for a couple seconds.
Oh, it lights, lights, lights!
Alright, you should be good, bro.
Me home.
Wait, but there's no more lights. They were there for a second.
Done, done, did it, did it.
No, no, nothing.
What does it say?
Bro, I have a fucking bulb spot?
Hi, guys!
What the fuck?
What does it say?
Bro, it just does dot dot die.
It just does three white dots.
Huh?
It just says dot dot die.
Wait, hold up.
Hold up.
Oh, oh!
PS5?
PS5, PS4, PC.
Okay, okay, I've slowed down, slowed down.
You see the knob on the right side of the wheel.
Yes, next to the GR button, right?
Yes, but yes, it's the bottom right one.
All right, I put it down to PC.
Yes, turn it down to PC and then push the knob in.
Done.
Done, you're all done.
It's good, I can play now.
Should be working, bro.
Guys, nice.
Okay, bro. That's awesome. All right. Now it says CBGH. Does this matter?
Yeah. Just, just forget about it. You're good. Okay.
Chat. One of the chat is to give it a crash. All right. Thank you, bro.
Hi guys. I'm going to clock your tea, bitch.
Okay. Chat. I'm not going to lie. I had a lot of fun driving yesterday.
Guys, this is good practice so that I can drive in real life.
Alright, I pulled the paddles up.
Check if you're ready, type 1.
Woah, wrong monitor!
High-fives, we need it in the other monitor!
My camera, no!
There we go.
Yeah
Chad here we go lock the fuck in y'all
Let's go driving guys!
Alright, yesterday I didn't play good, today I'm gonna play good.
Well you can't really play, you just drive.
Chad, but yesterday I did not drive good, so today I'm gonna drive good.
I need to get an energy drink.
Chad, BRB, don't look at my gap.
BRB kittens.
Welcome back, Queen.
Yo, Highlights, no, no, no, no, no, Highlights, please, stop!
Highlights, I'm not highly skilled! Please, bro, don't do this!
Highlights, please!
Highlights!
Hey!
I get it, it's a plan's worth it.
where I'm date Anna here's the thing I'm about to race online against other
racers chat how do I play online what is Bowie knife that's a CS knife what are
y'all saying about Bowie knife I don't know what the fuck this means I want to
Probably online!
In my latest update, you can now utilize the Auto Drive feature, Drone Mode, World Builder, and the What's Next Suggestion feature. Let's explore that now.
Okay!
Here, I will recommend what you should do next.
You haven't qualified for the Horizon Festival yet, so I've recommended a qualifier event
for you.
Select it, and I'll update your route.
Okay.
Okay, Queen.
I have set your route to the Dirt Race event.
Did she just call me Queen?
Hi guys, I don't know about you two the highest in the movie.
Hi guys, I don't know about you two the highest in the movie.
I don't know about this.
Seriously, I don't know.
400 yards.
Turn left.
I'm on line, guys!
I'm fairly on line.
Guys! Welcome, welcome!
Whoa, it's the Tio Geppler Park!
Guys, I'm online!
This game is so fun!
guys I feel like I'm really dead so far but I'm not scared
oh sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
I'm so sorry sir
guys excuse me
I need to take this
what's that?
oh sorry sir
no
oh my god how was she not dead
guys I'm so sorry
The graphics are so pretty.
Bro, what is Bowie knife?
I don't know what that is.
The CS knife?
Guys, this is so fun.
I got a little bit of it.
Oh my god, no, no, no.
Sorry.
Sorry, guys that was probably one of those cheap girls with all the dots.
Guys, do you know the girls that drive jeeps when they have just 20 dots?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Guys, maybe I should get beer.
Guys, should I get beer while I drive?
in game in game never in real life okay okay hi guys okay I'm gonna get beer
let's see if I drive better or worse in game in game in game
Okay, listen up.
We don't have beer, but we have something a little bit more sleigh.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, chat, we have something a little bit more sleigh.
Let's see if I drive better or worse with white cloth.
I'm gonna guess probably worse.
Whoa, who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
Bowie Knight.
Hi guys, what is this clip?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No, no, no!
Jordan, I'm so sorry!
Jordan, I'm so-
Guys, but I don't know who this guy is.
Everybody keeps putting this deep love emote.
Who is this?
I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
I don't have any credits.
credits but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have
acquired over a long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
I will find you and I will ram you. FH6, Forge Horizon 6. Hi Vice, I need you to do a
stream sweep right now. Make sure this guy's not in the stream. Hi Vice, if you
catch wind that this guy's in the stream I need you to let me know call my
phone hi guys if you catch wind that this guy's in the stream I need you to
let me know now boys today what we're gonna be doing is we're gonna be
drinking and driving in forza we're gonna be drinking and driving in forza do
not ever do this in life you will die instantly all right here we go wait
there's somebody in the chat mean Bowie loves you whoa whoa whoa where is Bowie
do we know where this guy is this guy in the chat
This is awesome!
Alright, we got him.
Dude, where are you going, though?
At the break.
Bro, is this the grandma driving my car?
Whose grandma is this?
God!
Shout out to Yuji Kono down at Yuji's Auto.
You worked so hard maintaining and-
That is why you never cut somebody off in traffic!
That is why you-
What was that?
What was that?
That's a real person.
That is a real-
I'm online.
Guys, I'm online.
Oh my god.
That's a real person.
That is a real person.
I'm online.
Guys, I'm online.
Oh my god.
Chapter, that is life in life.
You never cut somebody off.
This game is so fun.
Guys, this might get game of the year.
Bro, hurry up, god damn it.
I'm going 20.
You're going 20 and a 40.
You piece of shit!
How do you honk?
What's the honk button?
What's the honk button?
What's the honk button?
Where's the honk?
H, I don't see H.
Alright, making use of the camera I gave you.
No, no, no, there's so much you can do with it.
No no no!
Create it. Experiment with the settings. Share it to the world.
What the hell?
Hold Q, that doesn't...
Bro, hold Q, it's not fix it!
Bowie Knight! I don't know who you are, but leave me alone!
Bowie Knight!
I don't know who you are, but I don't want any problems.
Please.
Okay, I just wanna play it again.
I'm just gonna play the game.
This is my second day in here.
Wait, I got this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
He's in my chat!
What?
What did he type?
What did he type?
What did he type?
What did he type?
Did Bowie Knife type?
Guys, I will find you, I will ram you one minute ago.
No, no, no!
Hi, guys! What do I do? What do I-
No, no, no, no! What do I do?
One minute ago! Bowie Knife, fuck off, bro! Fuck off!
Yo, I have like a serial killer after me. What's this guy's deal?
Bowie Knife, I'm just trying to play the game, bro. I'm literally just trying to play the game. Please, man. I've come in peace, bro.
I
You've heard of faster together. Yeah, of course you have what this is the place for it
I'm hiding what is this you can create a group of drivers to compete with or just explore with we can do a race
what
I'm about to store race with the chat, bro
Let's do a race
High buzzers to erase with the chat.
Bro Bowie Knight is in the stream, why?
Welcome to Horizon Play.
Here you can face off against other competitors online in a variety of game modes.
You can earn levels by playing any Horizon Play mode.
I didn't see.
with levels, combudges for you to show off.
Chat, let's do this one.
Right, Horizon Race?
In this mode, you will be selected for a championship
in either road, dirt, cross-country, or street racing.
Do well enough over the set number of rounds.
Hey!
So why is that your destination?
Oh no, I'm driving on the left side of the road, fuck!
Bamboo! Sake-based scramble!
Okay, I will play this. Here we go, guys, my first ever race. How do you think I'm gonna do?
How do you think I'm gonna do, cat? Rental cars!
Woohoo! That's some type of rental right there! Buddy!
Whoa!
God damn it, what?
Hi, guys, why did you have to get the bookie, you motherfucker?
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
I'm going 140!
I'm going fast!
Jack, this is Bayone!
This is not Bayone!
Pay home!
Is this not pay home?
Am I winning?
Am I winning?
Wait, let's flood into the water, let's see what happens.
Bro, where's our- I thought we were doing a race!
Chad, did I do the race?
He's not even in the race yet?
You went the wrong way.
What?!
You're like a lesbian father of five.
How could I be a lesbian father?
That's not even possible, buddy.
Guys, guys, I don't know. Guys, stop, guys.
Whoa, I'm gonna go on the bridge. Whoa!
No!
No, let me in the bridge, please.
Let's go in the water, why not?
I can walk.
Why is he not rendered yet?
Are you not relaxed, Wachsman, you're not relaxing.
Oh my God, it's Austin.
I'm Ricky Bobby.
I'm Ricky Bobby.
I'm Ricky Bobby.
Yo, yo, yo.
When is the race going to start, man?
Oh my god! When is the race gonna start, man?
Brof- OH I NEED TO BE THE EYES OF THE GAME, FUCK!
Bro, I feel like the racing is just gonna be snipers, bro.
Guys, I'm not drunk from half of a Celsius. Everybody calm the hell down, bro. I'm not drunk, buddy.
Bro, Jack, it is a difference between being drunk and being buzzed, dude.
And guess what I'm not even buzzed
The thing is no chap these are the charged white balls
Are charged so maybe I will get drunk. I don't know
I've asked you drag it to an auto monitor place
It's so beautiful, man.
Get some Landsharks.
I don't have any Landsharks right now.
I don't have any Landsharks right now, man.
Jinxie, you can't drink when you drive.
Yeah, buddy!
That's why I'm in Forza!
I can do whatever the hell I want in Forza!
welcome back queen
thank you queen
thank you sister
guys let's do the story mode why not
now what's up now
Mell, how's it going?
Mell, what's up?
We have to complete our Horizon qualifiers.
This is your map. It'll help you keep track of where you've already explored. And it looks
like you have plenty more left to discover.
Chad, where do you go for the Horizon Qualifier? Where do you go? Just play online? Where do
you go for online though.
Yeah, should I do this?
Horizon solo or horizon play?
Should I do horizon solo or horizon play?
I'm going to go.
Oh, want to curate your own race?
Choose your race series and car class for a three event championship in custom racing.
The driver with the most points at the end of the championship claims the crown.
Congratulations on our office, dude.
On.
Okay.
So now I have it on.
Yes.
Here we go, here we go.
We're joining.
Okay guys, here we go.
Being drunk and sped is not a good combo for driving.
Yo bro, shut the fuck up!
I'm not drunk.
I'm not.
Guess who's in Japan?
It's Amy Simpson bringing the horizon pulse potions you love.
Here we go.
guys I'm driving a friggin Ford they got win the race guys will I win the race
yes or no
no fuck no no absolutely not bro is wasted I'm not wasting it oh John sober
shit okay so why is there only one guy in here
oh my first race oh my god
it's a one-on-one chase good luck
I thought contact was on it, what the fuck?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What?
You have to hit the checkpoint, what?
Oh my god, that would be a chase!
Slow on the turn, slow on the turn!
Chase, if you're really a man, you'll let me catch up to you. I know of a checkpoint!
Chase, I know of a checkpoint! Come on!
Oh my god, that would be a chase!
I'm winning guys, guys I'm winning.
I'm actually going to win.
It's out of make or wish rates, I'm just playing well.
Shut the fuck up!
I'm driving good, look!
Oh!
No!
Chase, stop!
No, no, no, no.
Chase is catching the scanning arm.
He's right on my ass.
He's right on my ass.
We're gonna win!
We're gonna win!
I didn't know that was that tight of a turn.
I don't know if that's it.
Fuck!
Bro, you know what I've heard?
No, chase, chase, stop!
Chase, chase, stop!
Chase!
Chase, no, no, no, no!
Change!
Change!
I've got the gloves.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
You
This guy's a swag, but I can beat him.
I can beat him.
Remember.
I'm the 2023 day you're up here. Don't forget
26
How is he so bad?
Get back, get back, get back, get back!
I'm in first, I'm in first, oh my god!
Oh my god!
They're both right on my ass. Chad, I'm so nervous. They're both right on me.
You mother fucker, you want to run me off the road, you're gonna die, you're gonna die!
I gotta run him off, I gotta run him off the road, this is my only chance!
I thought it had an angle.
I'm going to get second place because I think Chase has a GD.
I think we're going to get second place because at least Chase has a GD.
Unless he's got crashes again.
Bro, yes, I think Chase has to keep it.
I thought I was dead.
Bro, I think the first place gotta crash!
He's showboating. He's showboating.
I was in first place. What happened?
What happened?
Level 26 bro, you're a tryhard. You're a fucking tryhard dude.
Bro, this guy's a swag!
Why are you sweating in Forza?
Level 26, bro, go outside!
The game's been up for a week, you sociopath!
Where do you buy cars?
It's pay-to-win?
It's pay-to-win?
Fekhati! Fekhati!
Can you buy these in the Darth Maul?
Twitter
That's a leak I think
Yeah, how much money is that I have to enrolls my steam wallet I have to enrolls my steam wallet. No
Hi boys, can you buy it?
Hi boys, buy the Ferrari.
I'm gonna go beat. Bro, chat, let's paint a win, bro.
Alright boys, don't buy it, but get me there.
All right, yo, hi guys, what is this oh, oh, yeah, buy it buy it. Yes. Yes. Yes, buy that
Buy that, buy that, buy that!
Bro, Chad, I'm gonna get a fechakli, fechakli.
Bro, I have a Ferrari now, what?
Can I whip it?
Can I whip it in here?
35 bucks, shiisa.
Forza's taxing, Chad, look.
Wait, but hive mind, I only have 62,000.
Do I own it?
Hi guys, do I own it?
No way!
Ho ho!
Bro, I have it!
Oh my god!
Guys!
You can pay to win in Forza!
What?!
Now we got to take this thing for a spin.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
You can go to 100!
Is there a vampire guy in this game at all?
The coolest things about being a private VJ is that you need all sorts of car pointing influences.
And it just told me that Larry Chez is here in Japan.
The Larry Chez. Yes.
Now here he's shooting for a reason.
Stop, stop, stop!
Stop, stop!
For a darkening magic, don't strain the things you have.
But whatever it is, I cannot wait.
you
you
you
you
you
you
There's one that brings in a 278.
What?
Guys.
If we do this tuning, we can go 278.
Oh my God.
278?
Don't mind if I do, mother fuckers!
Okay, chat, I wanna pimp it out a little bit.
You know me, big fan of car customization, when Horizon is in town and you're the one
that's done now.
Oh, and don't forget, Windows stickers make everything better.
Okay, what is the best Ferrari color?
White Ferrari.
We could make it white and then listen to Frank Ocean.
Oh
White Ferrari
Now the chat ready to be fall guys ready to be fall
Force GT3 IS I got the wing
Oh my god!
Bro!
Oh my god!
You should check out the community designs for realties.
Let's see. Let's see.
Guys, your cards good. Wow. Look at that.
Hey, Kat, where do you go for the community designs, guys?
Community.
No fucking way!
How did he do that?
What?
How did he do that?
Darth Maul? No, that wouldn't do that. Guys, what?
Guys, let's check out the whole trending page.
Why not, right?
Search up Jinxsy?
There's no way there's a Jinxsy one.
Yo, are we dead ass?
No, no, no, no, no, no, are we dead ass, man?
Are we dead ass?
How do y'all make- AHH!
How do y'all make me- WHAT?!
Huh.
What?!
You should use the jimsy car yo bro you should go fuck yourself
Bro bro look at the jimsy car
All time greats
No, no guys guys guys actually look I'm not a contender look at this
This is what happens when you search jigsie.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, yo, what is this?
legitimately what is this?
The J.C.
Mobile.
Yo, guys, yo, yo, yo, are we dead ass bro?
We dead ass man
You have to buy it
wait for realsies hey welcome to the auction house let me explain this is
like a marketplace for cars you can put ones you own up for auction or be it on
ones that you must have in a Ford take a look what and happy bidding
This is the auto show. Best kind of shopping.
Have a browse, look at what's selling in there.
I can't afford any of this shit!
It's made even by yourself in a car.
Guys, I already have the Ferrari. Who cares, right?
I'm not buying the Jamesy van! Fuck off!
Look, dude.
I have to...
Should I have to buy this?
Buy the Junko Band?
How expensive is this?
Guys, how expensive is the Jinxy Band?
Can I afford it or is it going to tax?
It's only 10k?
Bro, when I click it, it just does that!
It's not...
You have to go to auto show first?
BAAAARGH!
You can't just click it and then click a buy button.
Are we dead ass?
Y'all are not trying to take a FUCKING BITCH OUT!
It's a car in design, there was no buy button there.
I know, but how do I buy it? You guys keep saying just buy it, but I don't know how to buy it!
HOW DO I BUY IT?
Alright, Jack, I'm in the auto show. Now what?
Where is it at?
Auto show dumbass! Okay, I'm the dumbass. I'm in the auto show. Now what?
Oh, magic! Is magic supposed to happen?
Ford!
You guys have complete and total control.
Ford, okay?
Now what, Jack?
Ford Super Band.
read the chat Logan do you have CTE Logan that's what I'm doing it's in
there somewhere
hey chat are we done now can we stop you can't buy it I went to the fork
You passed by it three times. I'm in Ford
Ford Superman Ford Superman Ford Superman Ford Superman
Here right here this
It's 250 K
I have to spend more money?
Whoa, whoa, I just need that!
I need CR!
How do you get CR?
I need CR!
I need CR!
I need CR!
I need CR!
I need CR!
I need CR!
I need CR!
I need to see our how do you get CR what?
Searching see a design yeah, but I have to buy this first after by the build and then I can buy the design
The voucher gets you it the voucher gets me it actually
Wait now I can buy it?
I have to buy the build then buy the design yeah?
check twitter
I've I did I buy it
Check out
All right, I bought it check I bought it
All right now should have vouchers
Yes, yes, yes!
Wait, now I can buy it?
Now I can buy it!
The skin!
Right chat, now I can buy it?
Yes!
Yes!
Here we go, bitch!
Yes!
are you good at this game yes yes I'm good bro yes oh my god we have it we
have the JC car bar ah oh my god we have it
Ho ho ho ho! Yes!
Yes!
Alright Jinxy-Ban, let's hit the road!
You got to hear that?
Is my wheel possessed?
Ho ho ho ho!
Why are you driving on the left side of the road, dumbass?
Wait, we're in the pan, I hope you forgot.
Wait, we're in the pan, I hope you forgot.
The scar fucking sucks!
What the fuck?
Proud of the scar sucks!
It's the Gigantic Spermhead!
Move out of my way, motherfucker!
You need some handings, I want them left!
Hey!
Tell us the pain we've got on the left.
I didn't know that.
Do it!
Yeah, we could super this thing out, no?
soup this thing out no couldn't we soup it out couldn't we just soup this fucker out
up.
Don't says it's four games away, I know, I know, I know.
Let's tune this fucker, eh?
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
255 miles per hour are we dead ass. I can go 270 in the jakey van.
What do you think is the best low key the first one?
Yes!
Yes!
What?
YES!
WHAT?!
Bro this game's expensive as fuck!
This game's expensive as shit! Oh my god!
Holy shit, bro!
Yeah, can I buy a credit stimp shit?!
Bro, they're out here to tax it.
You can't afford it until- oh, you have to play.
I have an M4 Coupe.
You're under the doors!
It's a hussy!
The fucking guys are sleeping!
Alright boys, who's ready to rip it?
Wait, hold on.
Before I get in the Ferrari!
You know what, you know what, hold up.
Chat, I gotta go to worship.
You know what, Chat?
Watch this.
Watch this shit, Chad!
I got a song!
Hey Chad, do me a favor, lock in.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Check how many went away is notice how many went away see
How many wins away is that that's for what we need GTA I know bro GTA 6 is gonna be peak
guys do you think GTA 6 is um is going to win game of the year for sure right like like like
surely how about can you flip the cam I don't know why I just got I don't know why it's got
two white balls. Okay, Dante's is four away. Yeah, what should I do? Should I play solo
or watch Dante's? He's four away from challenger. Like, bro, I don't know. He might get it. He
might get it today, dead ass.
Chet, should I join this call and watch him?
Oh, why is this guy just listening to hard stuff?
Chet, should I play or chat?
Should I play or watch him?
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
Guys, should I play or watch him?
Run a poll.
Play or watch him.
Bro, he's four away.
Bro, he's four away
Guys, he's so close
He's so close bro, run a pole chat should I play or watch him? He might actually get challenger
Chat run a boat boat boat boat chat boat boat guys boat boat boat boat boat boat. I could join his call
I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be.
Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.
Stopping
Do-do-do-do-do
Max loose up and don't do-do-do-do
Jack tell dad that's I'm calling it. Yeah, he called him. Yeah, he called him
Bro, let's watch him hit challenger or he might fail, but I think he's gonna get it. I think he's gonna get it, right? I think he's gonna get it
Yeah, Jenny called it Jenny called it Jenny called it
Where we have to see him get challenger man
The next day
Bro what is this guy listening to what the fuck
Whoa it's good music
Yo Don't test
For the challenge, I'm here the whole way bro
I got you
Don't test
If you need a tug in the bathroom, I'm here
If you need spiritual advice, I'm here bro
I got your back no matter what
I can wait one second one second
Hold my right paw and say something
Yeah?
After this game, can you come with me like, what would you do?
Uh, you want to just use my phone?
No, I can't look at the pictures.
Okay, okay, yeah.
Okay.
You all right, James?
Can you screen share, Don Tess?
Yes!
Wait, wait, wait, let me do a delay.
I need a delay, right?
What's your delay?
30 seconds, 30 seconds.
Got it.
Don.
Don.
Don.
Don.
Don.
Don.
Don.
Don.
Don.
Don.
Don.
Don.
you
What if I told you that yesterday you told me, Jamesy, what if I told you yesterday you said it was going to be impossible and then today I'm 7 wins up right now.
Wait, Dott has the kill count is 6-7, go Dottas! Nice! Good shit!
No, no, it's not nice, bro, he stole my kill, so now I need to take his next wave too.
Nice, bro, you know, what I like about you is you practice what you preach, man. You actually do this shit, bro.
shit bro. Yep.
John says you need to get challenger today. Today's the
last day bro. Do you understand?
I know, I know, bro. It's like it all came down to this
moment. It's like the universe was telling us something.
Yeah, bro. I don't know why. But bro, wait, what's your record?
What's your record today?
8 and 1.
Holy shit. Wait, you're actually gonna get it. You're
actually gonna get it. Don't test you're actually gonna
I'm telling you, Jynxie, it might actually be fucking possible.
Like, there's a chance.
If you win this, you're three off.
Dead-act.
Yep, swear to God.
What?
So when you do the most demonic 1v9s
that I've ever done in my entire life right now.
Bro, my chat said you were 1v9ing earlier.
Bro, every game has been fucking retarded.
Dude, OK.
Bro, don't test.
I just want to say, man, even if you don't get challenger
tonight, I'm still proud of you regardless, bro.
really? Yeah, bro, I'll always be proud of you, man. But bro, I hope you get challenger.
But does that mean that since you're part of me, you're going to go easy on the
Spanking? No, buddy. Oh, it's Jack.
That has six hours to get challenger.
If he does not get challenger in the next six hours, he loses the challenge,
which means he flies to Florida and I spank him on his act.
I gave him 30 days to get challenger today's day 30, bro.
And before you do it...
Wait...
I was gonna say, and...
Yeah, I'm gonna...
And before you spank me, I need to wear a diaper and fill it up like to the brim.
Okay, I don't...
Wait, okay.
Wait, Jake...
Wait, oh...
Oh god.
Okay, I'm okay now.
Alright, I'm good.
Are you okay? What happens?
I don't know. It's just like, you know when you choke on nothing?
Yeah.
Jamesy, if you were in a room with a hundred dicks, how many would you choke on?
I don't even know. What?
Okay, never mind. Okay, watch this play then. Watch this play.
Nice!
Nice!
Flash, nice!
you're so good bro three-off chat after this come on don't ask three-off
can see Jensie look we do look we do now
Roku ing his OP because the turret gets distracted.
Oh shit.
Roku you gonna get chan-
I could make one less.
Oh no.
W.
You're so good.
You're so good.
Oh my god.
Challenger is yours.
Challenger is yours!
We're getting it done, Jimmy!
Oh my god.
Alright.
Okay.
All we have to do now is that sir just like talked about Folklare
I'm telling you, I genuinely from the bottom of my heart think that there's literally no
way we're losing this game well bro you're fed with you you're basically
unkillable yeah it's like wait dude tell your chat how many games you played
off stream this morning tell them how do you know about that how do you know I
played this morning because you're on my friends list so I see when you queue up
chat I played four games of League this morning and I think I lost three and I
Yeah, but
But what matters is the fact that dude look how fucking dedicated you are you literally spend like two hours curing off stream
Like how fucking insane I don't know if dedicated is the word. I think I'm just addicted. It's bad
But I've never been addicted to a game like league besides siege
Jain see remember what I'm about to tell you the only difference between
Dedication and addiction is how people perceive the action that you're doing remember that
What does that mean? I
It means if you spend 10 hours a day studying people call you dedicated, but if you spend 10 hours a day jerking off they call you addicted
I see that actually makes perfect sense Brown wait, hold on. Hold on
Okay, are you watching check this out
Nice dodge nice dodge
That's your Scott. It's your fucking Scott don't ask and it's my fucking dragon too
So Jinxie I auto the dragon then I cue it so that when it like knocks people back
It doesn't knock me back cuz I'm an alpha
Okay, Jinxie watch us. Are you watching?
I'm like I'm in my little ditty bush
So now watch us okay
You're actually the best ever, bro. You're the best ever.
And now look, now look, I fucking zoned off her only and she can't walk up or she dies. Fucking bitch.
Bro, you're six and two. Oh my god, dodgehead! You're getting challenger!
Jensen, we're getting it the fuck done!
On the last day of the fucking bet.
That is fucking aura.
Bro, didn't you need to go 12 wins positive today?
Is that true?
Yes.
I woke up this morning, I needed 12 wins and I said, you know what?
12 wins is nothing.
Bro, that's actually insane.
Literally insane.
Hold on, hold on.
Oh my god.
Sean.
That's all you contest, all you...
Nice!
Oh my god!
Right there.
right there. So now we just wait for, no, no, no, we can't chase, we can't chase. Because
we saw talent on our minimap walking over here. Yes. So if I chase here, then I die.
Sensei, remember discipline, sensei, discipline. Yep. I'm also asking because I was being
undisciplined. Yes, discipline. You already won V9, you're already carrying the game.
Now you just sit on your leaf and then you find easy place find the easy
He's not saying my red I'm not letting him
That should be a double kill
Wow was that good or bad don't has beyond is that good or bad?
No, that's okay. That's okay. Cuz they over committed both sides. It's like they're fucking fans
What do you mean, no, Jinxie, it's fine!
It's fine!
Jinxie, say it's fine right now.
Everything's fine.
Yep, we're good.
Okay, so now look.
Sorry.
No, no, because, Jinxie, listen, as a jungler, you need to be willing to lose the game for
the red buff, bro, because if you're willing to sit there and you're willing to fucking
like let your red get taken, what else are you willing to get taken from your life?
You know what I mean?
Maybe your ass too.
Honestly, exactly exactly. It's like maybe you're gonna sit there and prison you're gonna drop this open
Maybe you'll like it when they stick it inside. That's what's like giving you red buff, bro
Okay, bro, you're actually so wise dude, bro. I think you're gonna hit challenger today. Don't have I have a strong feeling
Not me too. It's like it's in the air
Yo, John says make sure you like wait to queue and stuff bro because people are gonna be weird and try to snipe
Yeah, but even if they snipe me it's so fine because like I can play like a bunch of champs
And if any of them ends me then I'm telling you right now. I'm like zero tolerance
Jew leaven is instantly getting message if anyone ends me today. Yes, I can message you love him. Yes
You love is gonna fucking slash their throats open with the rusty knife
And that's why he's gonna do it you're not even gonna need you love you're just gonna win win win win, bro
If you get challenger today a white tear will come down my life if he wants that live that'll be peak, bro
No, I imagine I get challenged today, and then you get fucking silver. How fucking insane would that be?
Me help I already told my chat. I got to get silver before the Minecraft marathon
I have your night and tomorrow, but I'm not doing shit until your challenger to your challenger, man
I check this out jinx. Are you watching? Oh, this is one free kill nice
No, no take your lead you're good take your lead you're doing good
What I'm gonna do for you. I can't coach you with any of the mechanical skills and the decision-making what I can do
I can I need to keep your penis soft because as soon as you get your penis hard you might overextend
Okay, so how are you gonna do with that? You're a mechanical God, but your thing is sometimes you overextend. Okay, you
Actually true
So I'm gonna keep you calm, bro. I'm gonna keep you very calm
Wait, you're looking good here. This looks like they're kind of fucked
Maybe not maybe not maybe just leave it. Yeah. Yeah, right where it hung my turn. Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah another one
What wait, why do you want to have any one time? What now because the cocksucker sent your fucking did the most bullshit thing ever
But the thing is it's fine because like we're so winning the fight
Hold on my wait our top laner stupid
I'm gonna be honest, dude
I think I might have to get that stance instead of hex plate. Yeah, fuck at this
Why Jeff Stance? Can you explain?
Yeah, because the problem is that right now the Talon is the one one-shotting me and the enemy team has like triple AD that are all like pretty bursty, right?
So if I just dodge the Sinja's abilities with my Q then I only need to worry about their physical damage
and since that's the answer gives me armor it helps me a fuck done.
Bro, I didn't know that much went into the game man. I didn't know that much went into the game.
Yeah, it's because like it's a sliding skill, right?
It's like when you're lower at elo you don't really have to think too much about this, but then when you're higher elo
It's like it's really gonna make like a world of difference, you know
Talon's whole thing is one-shotting. Oh got it. Good comms ABC
Chat what champion do y'all play in league type it type it type it
Anybody that says Talon ban them it's fucking broken and retarded
Robots don't say I feel like you say every champ is broken
True except the ones that I play
Got it. That's not another league rule
yep every chump is broken except the ones that you lock in okay wait okay wait
this free this is free this is free this is free nice
I'm going to let you lock in, I'm going to let you lock in, I'm not going to talk to
the rest of the game.
Okay, Jensy, can you share from my screen, yes or no?
Like let's say I were to play this, can you share it?
Can you share that?
But you know what don't says I want you to listen to whatever you want to listen to you to get locked in
So you listen, I don't care you listen to whatever you want to listen to okay
Okay, are you ready? Yes
Let's find something fucking crazy. Okay, you guys play a bunch of different stuff
Tally I've never even heard of Tally. I've never even heard of that
Tally
Yeah, what never mind. Do you think bro? Okay, let's go
Challenger is yours. We're getting it done wait
We have to get Baron now, if we don't get Baron we lose same.
I
Wait for it
What you're gonna get keep your thing do anything okay, okay, this is your day's offense
Jinxie we need to fucking get this shit done. No ifs ands are both no, I don't hear any excuses you need to do this
I
Oh, okay
The game is hard now, but we're still gonna be able to win this easy
The only promise that they're literally like always like three like you remember yesterday that game you played versus the twitch
Yeah, you could never get a solo fight ever. Yeah, exactly. That's how this game is right now. So it's really fucking aids
That's it got this yeah got this yep
You are my sensei for a reason bro
Then we gotta lock in bro, we gotta lock the fucking right now.
Oh, I'm dead.
dude these fucking cocksuckers always have flashed it's fun it's fun it's fun
it's fun it's fun it's fun
okay
James I'm not gonna lie it was looking like this game is the first one ever
but now it's looking a little hard. why do you think so? well because they got
lot of kills I mean like I'm not gonna lie I ran it down a little bit a lot of
kills they got Baron they're getting drag stock like they're actually in a
winning position right now
Like now we can actually group. I have my flash at my item spike. We could actually win now, bro
Now it's wonderful
Got this bro, you got this on test
Wait wait wait
Wait, wait, wait, no, no, they still got it. They still got it?
Yep.
NOOOOO!
That mouth fight is so bad, but he might be dead!
He might be dead and not a fan!
No, no, yes, yes, yes, for sure, for sure, dad.
NOOOOO!
NOOOOO!
Let's fucking go, Dodgers!
Miho, Miho!
Challenger is yours!
the freest fucking win of our lives
it's the freest win of our fucking lives right now
okay
we need to lock in though, we need to lock in, we cannot get too overconfident
bro i've never even heard of a champion called skarner
yeah, no one really plays anymore
oh yeah, this is your song
this is your song, don't test
You're gonna see
God what a close game holy shit first game to sweat fast you win this is three out baby three away
We're getting it done slowly, but surely
it's like now we're getting used to when it's even luck towards med
I
Same as pike
No, I grieved that.
I- I- Bro, no, that's so f**k.
I tried to- No, that's so f**k.
I tried to flash his ult, but I just didn't have the timing for it.
oh it's fine we're so fine okay jingsy do you want to hear a song that thing
you're gonna like is the game still winnable yeah it is here I heard you
humming the song a few days ago listen to this one you're gonna like it
They can't in here, they can't in there one.
You got me right, yeah it's a hard one but we got it.
Bro, the scarter was too separated from the all on that fight.
Yeah, he went in too deep really.
Oh, it might be f**ked now.
Yeah, James, I'm gonna be honest, I think it might be Game Over.
They're still chance jinxed here but it's not a very high one.
We unironically had maybe about a 5-10% chance of winning this game.
What is that?
Baron?
Squad wide?
Yeah.
No they got the soul.
What?
I
Know
They can so I think it close enough look that's your range you can queue over that range
Oh
You're so back you're so back
We could be over here, but the thing is now we've got to make sure that we get our item if I get this item then we're gonna be good
Challengers here
Nobody else
We're only missing 150 gold jinx and then we have our next item bro, so we need right now
Fucking goth
Nice.
Nice.
My team just sent.
They just hinted hard as fuck and I don't know why.
Can't fight this when you wait for our team.
you
you
you
you
you
I made the counts are even worse do you know what I mean yes but again there's this I generally
think we can sell one easily well how many went to the now just five bro I look hey don't
sense I'm here all night if you need me here all night I got you bro I'll be your cheerleader
until you get shouted
wait so you know what i want you to do
yes tin
what i'm gonna want to do is i'm gonna want you to ask me questions while i play
oh like why are you doing this why'd you do that what's your name
exactly yes
okay yeah i can do that
right confirm it for sure do that
oh wait
go inside and you do something with my wife hold on
you all your son for body rock China get food yeah just five wins that's nothing
just five that's nothing bro you know chat on that's AFK who thinks you can do
this I don't know maybe maybe
Chat, I need to get food. What food should I get, guys?
Bro, maybe I should get Chipotle, chat. That's not a bad idea.
Maybe I should get Chipotle.
Guys, Dantez got this, right? Who believes?
Yo, chat, if you think Dantez can get challenges tonight, run a poll. Yes or no?
Bro, I'm going to get, dude, I'm going to get three tacos from Chipotle.
Yeah, I'm going to get three tacos.
Oh, and I'm going to get the Chipotle honey chicken.
Yeah, yeah.
White rice?
Yeah, white rice or brown rice?
low-key, low-key chatter is better.
Alright guys, I got tacos.
Check out chicken tacos.
Body Rock.
Girl, I can feel your body rock.
Guys, Santa's gonna get this, trust me.
Bro, look, I'll sit here all night with him if I need to, bro.
He's gonna get challenge.
Jack, you know the amount of times Dante has been there for me, bro? When I was in the streets of iron fucking three
playing against fucking literal NPC bots
Wait
Double lift is in his game. Wait guys double lift is in his game
Is that actually him?
Wait, is that actually double lift? Wait, Jin double lift
Wait, is that double lift?
no fucking way is that actually what is in your game double it is in your game
I think I am bro yes yes oh my god he is bro he is second it's okay we got a
free wind here he's in your right friend okay Jinxie second bro isn't
double with really fucking good yeah no he saw it because he used to be like a
pro player
are you excited I know really no why not like the thing is that there are
people that I've just played with like for a while and it's like I've always
like played with them you know I mean so it's like it doesn't really like
matter like for me it's just like another day in the fucking another day in the
Park you know I'm talking about yes so just like another walk in the park all
right bro only five linds got this don't have yep free win here
no snow we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the top to bottom for clear the
reason why didn't go for like a three-count clear this game is because I
didn't think there's gonna be much action early so sorry we're just gonna do
like standard top to bottom we should be able to win
Okay, so I'm gonna do this, we're gonna do our bulbs, I'm just gonna like drone over
mid a little bit too, it's like, so our bot is getting like, our bot is getting a push,
which means that when we fight on barcrab it should be free.
Dude, I got tacos from Chipotle so I can watch you.
But what kind of tacos?
Chicken.
How come you didn't go for the beef ones?
Um, I don't know. I don't know. Sometimes I get beef tacos, sometimes I get... Sometimes I get chicken.
Bro, can I say something fucked up?
Yes, what's up, bro?
It doesn't matter if it's taco or beef, or chicken or beef, it still tastes the same.
No, bro. Brown beef tastes way different than chicken. One of them.
No, it's the same chicken. Like, everything that you eat just assumes the flavor of the sauce.
So it always tastes like the sauce.
I disagree, bro.
Only twerps get tacos from Chipotle. Blair, shut the fuck up, kid.
Dude, you know what you need to do? Challenge Blair right now to a 1v1.
He's only allowed using his fists and you're allowed using a pistol.
That's not, okay, that's not balance.
So?
Dante, Maki and Buddy, okay? I don't want to distract you, man. We got this, bro.
Okay, let's watch.
So I'm gonna play on the Maka up here?
Your clear timing is so good bro.
Yep.
So now we just might that in case she comes in and then I'll see if I can look on the double crab.
So as I walk through I'm just doing the minions so I can keep my Q socks.
Then we're going to use our E to run over here faster.
Nice.
are you fucking kidding me?
dude what the fuck was that?
okay jing see I have bad news
if I told you there's an issue and for some reason I can't get any fucking
McDonald's right now
well it's fine you shouldn't eat your challenger anyways
you have a dude i need the mcdonalds bro
what is double lip saying wow you solo lose game
i sang to the support because i guess the support that griefed there's something
well i think it's that the the support like probably went for like a bad fight
for no reason
I don't know if it's because of that it just ended bad.
I'm going to remember to ask you questions, okay?
So what's your next plan?
What's your game plan right now?
So the next plan is we're going to look on the bulbs
and we're going to play on the rofters.
Okay.
And like, how do you feel about their team comp
versus Heckelman?
Well, the problem is that they have like a couple
of broken infinite scalars, but the thing about
Ambassador is that she's not a jungler
that's that strong like super early.
So if I can just get like one good fight
then I'll be able to just,
I can be similar this entire game.
So if you just get ahead early, you think you'll be fine.
Yeah, exactly.
So that's why I was like, what we're going to do here
is we're just going to put on the wrappers.
I didn't have the wrappers.
We're going to look on the Krugs,
and then we'll see if we can look on bot too.
So I'm not going to do my Krugs here,
because the thing is I'll look it up farther or push up.
But now the enemy bot backs off, so now we can commit.
So whenever you push up like that,
it's good to leave your Krugs behind.
Yeah, like if they would have been like towards off,
because of what it just been a free kill right yes
that makes sense man
so a lot of what you do is reacting on the fly
yes
that's how you become a good jungler it's just about like
being able to like instantly react to the shit that goes on your game
i'm probably gonna die to the vod now
Flash for me. No, no, he flashes for me. He's like that's only issues
I'd like that there's only for me to get out the second income it's double sums, but there is good news
Okay, so good news here is that the enemy and buses gonna be recalling and we know she's gonna go for the top crab
So I just run straight there. I'm gonna have a smite up. I can out smite around the crab and then maybe one. Oh
My god, you're actually wow, that's good thinking that part. That's smart. So you're gonna some beater to the smite
Yep, so now what we do is we're literally just like running here right and then afterwards
We're gonna like outsmart her on this now since my blue is up
I know that her red is probably upright so means that she's gonna be refill clearing top to bot
So I could have even maybe look for like a topside and beta on her edge here
Okay, you can see I need to tell you something fucked up. Yeah, what's up, man?
bro I'm not kidding when I say I'm very multitasking ordering the McDonald's order as we clear
me how you need to be focused in the game yeah GenC I'm just trust me just trust me on this
alright so what's your next plan so now the next plan is we're just gonna play for the
talks about folk here here right and then after we finish the talks about folk here we're gonna
look on the on the fucking the dragon so now what we do is we literally just like
play for gromp into walls then after a gromp all some look on the on the rest of
it too
okay what sometimes kills will look easy but then we'll just have so many
ways to knock you back and stun you and get away yeah and that's why it's like
help each other a lot like high-ranked yeah but the thing is like they help
each other but it's because like most of the time people are gonna like make a
play depending on like what their team will be able to do right so it's like
you have to know what's going on with your team in order for you to be able to
like actually yeah like do stuff yeah yeah that makes sense so that's why it's
It's not even just about- oh, that's fun.
Nice.
I- I just instantly ulted, because if I don't instantly ult there I die.
So now I'm gonna have to concede the dragon here, because there's someone that can fight it.
But I can trade the dragon for the grub, so I'm just gonna recall him on there instantly.
Bro, you actually have so much aura for getting out of that.
Oh my god.
Yup.
We're fucking chilling now.
Bro, they just like, three mint- how did you get out of that?
what because hagrim's ult makes him unstoppable so it means that even if they sit there and even
if they're like all ending us it doesn't matter because we're still able to just like auto win
okay so now we do is we just found this let me show you again
fuck me
all right well that's for mucky
So remember when I said they were gonna go to the dragon and then like they didn't go for the dragon
Yeah
Yeah, so that's just like the unfortunate thing. It's like that if they would have like actually
Went for the dragon could have got some trade to fuck Jinxie
Jinxie yeah, I need to sit here and I need to finish the fucking McDonald's order, bro
I don't know, what are you going to get from McDonald's?
Uh, a McDouble with fries, okay look, watch this, so now if we run behind her and then
we E her towards our team, it's not going to be that great.
Whoa, that was smart!
And now we look on the crab.
Bro, that was smart!
That's how you have to play a Hecarim because you need to use your E as a knockback, right?
do not them back into your uh... your teammates
snow at my team here's actually want to look for this
wait
Oh, fuck, that still wasn't that bad though, that was not that bad, that was not that bad, no, no, no.
Because like now what we can do is we can literally just play for the pickaxe, and then now on my respawn I can just go top to bot full clear,
and then by the time we get balling there might be a chance we can actually look for the dragon too.
Okay, Jhin C, I have good news so are you ready to carry?
up wait wait for it hold on did you order yep I think it's about to be done
it's gone order and playing nice I'll get some okay good because the things I'm
good at multitasking because when I was younger I used to jerk off while I'd
play league so as a result I got really really really good at like being able to
to do two things at once.
What?
How do you jerk off and play League when you recall and die?
No, because the thing is that I would just like clear my jungle with one hand.
So I got really, really, really good at like clearing jungle camps with only one hand.
That's actually smart as fuck, bro.
Yep.
So now look, the enemy ambassador backs off.
So I'm gonna have to ping my team because there's a good chance she goes balling here.
So we're going to walk towards the ball and in case she walks in, because we know, well
my team doesn't listen.
So that's the problem with like Lee is that sometimes you're going to sit there and do
pings.
But like when you do the pings, nobody listens to the pings.
You know what I mean?
So then it's like the play that, yeah, like the play that you know is going to happen.
Do you think he muted your pings?
No, I think he's just retarded
Unfortunately, I feel like this dragon's been here for 20 minutes
Yeah, but the problem is that like nobody like neither team can really look for the job because if you do then you're just gonna
I collapsed on like if for example if you go for this we can try it
But the only reason why we can try to here is because the enemy mid laner is low and my bot's coming out a bit
Okay so now we just send our team to the on-on list, nice!
Doublelift is so good!
And then now we come back in.
Yep.
No, actually it's Murph left there.
So now we can just get the Dragon and then afterwards we'll back off and get the...
Nice!
Doublelift!
Without much to say to play it.
One left.
That was insane.
My jinx is a WALLA or is it BALLA?
A lot of mooters said BALLA because he was lying.
I said don't lie, I never win training.
Bro, hit us with the fucking Pala.
Bro, I'm gonna put some clutch!
I'm gonna check on my tacos pretty quick.
Alright, get your tacos bro.
I'm just gonna check on them.
How do they go here yet?
Alright, remember bro, challenger is yours tonight!
Bro, we're actually getting the fuck done.
Okay, so now what's gonna happen is we're gonna look on the top to bottom full clear
and I'll see if we can maybe look on the crab as well.
I could actually get a reset soon for my endless hunger because I have enough gold for it, but we're gonna have to see
You got this right
Things have good news. You want to hear it? Yeah, what's up, bro?
We got the first dragon so means that no matter what we saw the game by five minutes
He's most of time teams never on until they get like dragon soul. So if you get dragon, it's like you get five minutes of extra scaling
this embossing needs to fucking put a bullet in his brain while his parents watch
endgame, not in real life
so all we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the red buff and then after red we're gonna
simply look on the Krugs here
bro you're scary when you play
why?
did you even hear yourself or did you not even realize?
where would I say?
did I say something bad?
bad it I just I'm gonna focus on what's going so yes you're good so I just
said that's scary like it's full clean scary no nothing sir you're good okay
you got it all right so now we're gonna do so we can get our endless on and I'm
gonna start building towards our next item too
so you see how the hell this fine in 15 seconds that's gonna be our next play
so I'm gonna try to do yours I'm gonna try to pick my support to roam yeah so
What's your plan here? You want to get your help from the team?
Yep. So now we're just going to ping on top of them.
Remember, your team are your slaves, but you give them orders in order for them to function.
That's like Sims.
Okay.
Write that down, Jinx. Write it down.
Uhh...
I suck at one more until I get there.
I guess so, like, now we see that on Besta's bar, right?
So we're just gonna play-
Wait, I have no time. Hold tight. I'm getting it.
Okay.
I'm not going anywhere to your challenger, you have my word, okay?
I will not go anywhere to your challenger.
But I'm just trying not to be here all fucking night, bro. Let's fucking get this shit done.
Okay, so now Vlad is coming here, so we have to back off.
And now that Vlad backs off, we're gonna walk back in.
Okay, are you kidding?
you kidding
but this is so retarded
so dodgy ornalds nice
like that dude
so wait don't test why is the embessa cringe
well it's on well the embessa cringe is just perma invading me and the vladis
cringe because he's perma roaming
it's like okay think of it this way think of it this way
as i can imagine you're doing like an arm wrestling competition
But the guy that you're arm wrestling against is getting his dick sucked by his best friend
So his best friend can like give him more testosterone so he beats you
Let's see what it's like with the two of these people
Like they're just saying they're unsugging each other's dicks for like test boost
And it's like dude like I don't want to
I don't want to have to fucking like play against this shit, you know what I mean?
Wait getting your bliener sucked hires your test-
Oh you you you!
Yes!
No of course he has a fucking W
Okay, so let me just back off
Uh yeah it does, it does
So that's what a lot of professional bodybuilders do, is they actually get their wieners sucked
while they work out, so they can have testosterone boosts in the gym, and then they get PR world
records.
I never even knew that.
Wow.
I learned a lot of things from you.
Yeah, but that's the reason why surjinks, a lot of the time what you're going to see
is professional deadlifters, when they set world records, they're actually on top of
a stage that has a hole in the middle.
That way the person sucking their dick can do it while they're going down and up, does
that make sense?
It's like Houdini.
Okay, I
Feel like this game was looking bad, but I think it's looking better now. I agree
Okay, so now look
Now we're gonna look on this so I'm gonna try to like bait out their abilities
They don't use any
And then I would just get herald head so now instead of going for the turret
We're gonna just found the dragon. We don't want to play on turret here
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Um, after you.
How are your tacos doing?
After you get chattel, I think you should take a little like one or two day break.
Why?
Um, okay, I want you to be directly honest with me.
Yes.
Did you start stroking your reader after that?
I didn't have to it was already hard no it's because what I do drinks if I play
league so do you shave your legs no I've never I shaved my balls and that's it
okay so the reason why you want to shave your legs okay okay so here we are okay
the reason why every man has to shave their legs at least once in their life
is because when you shave them it feels like a woman's legs so what you can
actually do is you put your penis in between your legs while you're sitting
there and you're having your leg shaved and you can literally like jerk
yourself off with your own thighs but it feels like a woman's doing it because
they're soft and supple. Does that make sense?
Yes. Do you want to raise your recommendations? No. Yo, no, I think I'm
I'm just going to keep my legs how they are.
But you really are.
I do.
Are you sure?
Like, you need to try at least once.
It's like a rite of passage.
Wait, let me check on my tacos.
I'm just going to change this up.
OK, so now we're going to do this.
We're going to look on the following two.
Tacos in five minutes, yes!
Wait, Jensy, what would you do if you got your tacos,
but it's like they're the wrong tacos?
I would still just eat them.
I wouldn't really care.
It's supposedly thought that they're never going to be bad.
This ambessa is literal. I fucking hate this kid.
Yeah, he's a fucking...
Maybe his parents hate him and that's why he plays like this.
Sure, yes! Yes!
Wait, Jinxie, how'd you think of that one?
I just learned it from you, bro.
No, that was actually really good.
That was actually really good.
How ally slain?
It's not good.
Yeah, but it's fine.
What's the plan now?
I need to ask you more questions.
You play good when you're coaching.
Wait, should I coach myself then?
I think you should coach yourself.
I'm not kidding.
OK.
All right, so Dantas, you're going to want to back off here,
and I'll look for re-engage.
Now, if you can find re-engage on a bus,
it's going to be good.
So you got the Oriol to use Ghost.
Okay, just try to look for Chase.
Dodge all the abilities, good.
Now what you can do is you can walk up to enemy might show.
So enemy wrappers are coming up in like seven seconds.
So what I want you to do is I want you to just play
on the wrappers here.
They're up in like four seconds.
Okay, but what should I do after the wrappers though?
So after the wrappers, what you're gonna do is
you're gonna play for the top to bot Folkler
cause all your camps are respawning.
And I want you to pay attention to map.
What timers you see.
Minus 50 on dragon.
Okay, good.
So what you're gonna do is you're gonna play
for the top to bot Folkler here.
After the top to bot Folkler,
You're going to want to reset because Dragon won't be up.
And then after you're going to buy,
and then you're going to look for Dragon out of base.
So how you're going to do is you're
going to look for hovering mid for plays.
And then up to that, you should be good.
So now I want you to drone, see what's going on in the map.
See if there's a better play for you to make besides full clearing.
Do you see anything?
No, I don't.
OK, so what you're going to do now
is you're going to just play for the rafters, OK?
Crugs up in 12 seconds.
So if you were to run through your crugs right now,
they'd actually be on cooldown.
But it looks like your Orianna is making an aggressive play.
So try to like meet her up there, use your sweeper,
get rid of any vision, and then see if this blue is up.
It's not, so now recall.
So now what we're gonna do is I'm gonna want you
to keep your Krugs alive,
that way you can get three two socks off the Krugs,
and then afterwards you can probably look on the dragon
like one minute.
So you're gonna get the Black Cleaver now, that's good.
And then I'm gonna build Shogun inside of Manamune
because the thing is that your team is fed,
so you can actually act as a frontliner
rather than being a carry.
So then after this, what I'm gonna wanna do
is you're gonna look for the Krugs,
and after Krugs, I wanna play on the blue.
Okay, but drags up in 40, how should I prep that?
So what you're gonna do is you're gonna have to look for a pick, okay?
So the way that you're gonna find a pick is you're gonna have to look through med or through bots.
Okay, so we can try that then.
Yeah, so also look at the other timers.
What other timers you see?
Well, Bann's already up and Skell's up in 45.
But Skell comes after Dragon, exactly.
So how you're gonna do this is you're gonna look for Dragon first on crab.
So now look for a play here.
Don't play too far in.
You're still waiting for your team.
So you don't wanna engage.
You just wanna allow your team to get in position.
All 10.
So I can walk up.
Garycute's stalk is off the orn.
OK, now just focus the ambessa.
All 10.
OK, that was horrible.
I think you'd play better like that.
Double lift, double lift, double lift.
No, he missed every shot.
Fuck!
Wait, he's not done yet.
Yes!
She got pulled in by Ditty!
Bro, but I thought you did good with that. That was cool.
Bro, that was really cool.
Yeah, but the reason why I went bad is because, like, our retarded karma got caught.
So because the karma got caught, it just fucked everything.
No, bro, shut the fuck up and coach yourself. You're the best player in the lobby.
Okay, coached on test. What could I have done differently there?
So what you should have done is you should have hired a magician from Egypt to cast a curse on
Karma's family to just like instantly execute him. That way he doesn't walk up and in like that.
Okay, but where can I even find these magicians? I can practice that kind of magic. So what you
can do is you can look on either the deep web or maybe even just click on random ads until
eventually your PC has so many viruses that you get recommended some wonky shit and then just follow
the rabbit hole. Okay, so now what should I do? So now what we're going to do is we're going to look
for the blue and then look for the crab but what I want to do is I wanted to ask
Jinxie now because he told me to ask the coach what's going on ask him if he's
content with the coach's explanation okay Jinxer you can tense with the coach's
explanation yes yes okay he said he's content okay good so now what you're
gonna do is you're gonna play on the top the bot and then afterwards I want you
to look on the baron okay but is the enemy team walking around baron how the
fuck am I supposed to know fucking retard we have no vision so now you need
to wait for your team to get vision for you.
So we see that one is bot, so if you were to fight,
worst case, it would be like 44,
but now one is up here, so you don't want to fight this.
Now walk in and see if you can hop out of your gen.
Okay, this is good, this is good, this is good,
look for the fight, look for the fight, look for the fight.
Get your Qsocks off one, don't use your ult though.
Okay, Qsock off wave, Qsock off wave, nice.
Okay, one more Qsock, good.
for another one, and I'll bring them into your team.
It's not what I'm going to want to do, so I'm going to want to be a bit careful, but
we saw Vlad top, so you can actually go for more here.
Okay, so now I'll go for the dive, perfect.
Now I want you to play for the turret, and then after this turret, you're just going
to go for the Baron.
The Vlad is resetting, we know because he's not showing top anymore, so you're going to
to take advantage of that okay so now play on the bar and then after the bar
you're gonna look for a recall and then you're gonna look for the red buff
what's up Jinxie coach Dantez and student Dantez you are literally the
best duo I've ever seen in my life dude I'm telling you it might be split their
personality disorder but I swear when you started doing this started playing way
Yeah, no, because the thing is that sometimes Jinxie, sometimes Jinxie, you need to listen to the smartest man in the room.
And if you're the smartest man in the room, it means you just got to talk to yourself. Does that make sense?
Yes, yes. I don't want to distract you too much.
Okay, so Dante, I don't want you to sell your tier and then buy Shoujin because you have a spike.
Now, out of base what you're going to do is you're going to try to play on mid bot.
So I'm going to ping Urgot to go bot here because the thing is that the enemy team does have a good amount of wave clear.
wave clear so how we're going to counter that is we're going to play on two
different lanes so you can push two lanes at the same time and that way you're
able to actually open up the enemy's base. So your job here where you're going
to do is you're going to just hover in the bot side jungle and then you're going
to go wherever the fight shows up. If it's mid you go mid, if it's bot you go bot.
Now one is showing bot so what you're going to do is you're going to walk up like this,
good. They hit a scrying orb so you know for fact someone's in bot side so I'm going to look for them.
Okay, nobody's here.
Okay, so if nobody's here, the one you do is you just hover ergot, and then you just play on the turret.
Okay, I'll just play for this.
They're not going to want to walk up too far, because don't forget, the VOD is still relatively strong.
So now I want you to walk up, see if the Wolves are up for Q-socks or not.
Okay, so now look on the Scuttle Crab Share.
I want to get Q-socks off the Scuttle side, you can actually look on the VOD play.
Ok, nice finish with Q to maintain SOX.
I'm gonna look for a fight.
Now you can get a big flying cure.
Go for it, go for it, go for it.
Ok, now back up.
Here he is up in one.
Look for engage.
Nice!
Double lift just got a quad, Rikkyo.
Double lift just got a quad.
Double lift just got a quad, Rikkyo.
I think we actually win the game off that Jain C. Okay, Don Tez, coach Don Tez and student Don Tez.
Yes. Is it okay? Yes. Is it okay if I grab my tacos, guys? What do you think coach? I mean he's not playing so he could do it if he wants.
Okay, but we're giving him permission? Yeah, you can do it. Okay, Jain C. I think the coach is okay with you getting your tacos.
Okay, be back, sorry.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to build more tank items.
So what we're going to do is we're going to build our Tunneler, and then afterwards we're
going to look for the Soul, because the problem is that we weren't able to action the game
there.
Okay, so now 15 seconds on Dragon, so what you're going to do here is you're just going
gonna look for the Q-Socks and then afterwards you're gonna look on this.
Now Dawn, so you're gonna have to wait for your team here.
See if you can walk up, but don't go for an engage. You're just jerking them off here.
This is good. Keep your Q-Socks.
Come on!
There we go, push mid, push mid on.
Holy fuck, good shit, Dantas.
Oh, thank you.
Dude, I'm gonna be honest, you actually did really well that game, but the thing is that
You have to lock it in because their promise that when you get unfocused you just send
Yeah, I know but like there's no real way for me to rain myself in well
The way that you bring yourself in is by talking to yourself like this because if you talk to yourself like this and are able to
Actually control yourself does that make sense?
Yeah, I mean I see what you're getting at because I guess that's my biggest issue as a player
It's that I always just do random shit
But then when you're talking to me it actually allows me to be in a position where I'm able to really sit there and understand
What's going on?
Yeah, yeah, what's up coach dot test and student on test what happened?
So we actually managed one night game. Yeah, the enemy team actually managed it and so we won it
So you guys won coach and yep student nice we won
Okay, okay, bro, I think
So now you just four away right?
Yep, you're Jack shout out double if man double up kind of quadra kill bro. Jack tell double if I said good shit
Wait Jin see hmm, what do you call double if 20 gets a quadra?
Quadra left
Okay, wait, how'd you think of that? I just I kind of just gas
Yes.
Okay, Jinxie, do you want to see my most unhinged clip ever?
Wait, are you sure?
Yes, this is so good. These talkers are so good.
Okay, are you watching my screen?
Yes, I'm in your screen share.
You are as mature for your age.
Jesus Christ. Oh my God. Oh my God.
What is the context of that clip, man?
I don't think there was any, to be honest.
Bro, coach, now Tess.
Yep, talk to me.
These are the best talkas I've ever had.
Okay, Jynxie, what I want you to do is I want you to eat it and while you're eating it,
put your mouth up to the camera and show us everything going on inside.
Are you sure?
I'm watching you eat it. I want you to sit there, Jynxie. I want your teeth.
I want to see your teeth. I want you to run your tongue over your teeth
and I want you to sit there and I want you to chew it.
I want you to have that saliva. Just fucking eradicate all the meat inside of it.
Does that make sense?
Okay.
Where were you doing it?
Yes, it's just a little bit.
Okay, I'm going to wash.
Why does everybody say that as your sister, man?
Well, what else are you supposed to make your partner nowadays?
What?
My bad!
You asked a question!
Fuck, Jinxie.
Question
Fuck a jing see okay, don't guys yeah, what's up listen to me bro
You need four wins, bro
for
This is your night. This is your time. This is your day to get challenger, buddy
Okay, but I have bad news the Reeds is gonna be here in like one minute
You mean your McDonald's is going to be your moment?
Yep.
How is it so fast?
I think it's McDonald's dude.
They have literally one every block.
Yo, Jensie.
Yes.
Yes. You put the cool in school.
But isn't isn't school CH?
No, it's SK.
What do you mean? I'm a master. I literally have a master's in spelling.
Spelling wait, tell me to spell any word and I'll do it right now
Pseudo pseudo hyperthyroidism
PSUEDO
HYPER
THYROIDISM
It was two pseudos
What?
No, that's not even real
Look it up Joe Bart did it
Bro, it's not a glacial pseudo hyperthyroid the dissim
You're playing against double left dot test all right free one inbound
I'm gonna do this for you. This is for you. Are you sure you want to play here? Yeah,
I'm gonna go crazy. I'm gonna say I need to get the operates one second.
You guys ate all of it.
I'mma put it away.
Damn that was good!
Okay, Jinxie, I'm back what I missed.
Jinxie, what I missed?
Jinxie!
But did he die?
die because Jinxie fucking died
all right we're fine okay Jinxie guess what what guess what I'm listening
watch by what is it I got goldfish man fucking fucking goldfish sorry I'm not
my bad though those coach on test I was gonna see you on this might on the first
one yeah you are but only at the end you have Evelyn bro yeah but it's fine my
support is literally one be wanting the Evelyn in her jungle level one why is
that fine isn't that bad well he has cancer for dying but the good news is
that like it delays Evelyn's full clear so I can probably double crab her bro
that's advanced like the way you think about that is advanced why because oh
wait because she fought she wasted time so now she can't beat you to the second
Yeah, but no no that's not what we're gonna do actually I thought about it more. I know what the better plays
Okay, um
So the better play here I genuinely believe you should coach yourself all the way to challenger
Good sit on like I think you just play better
Okay, so now we're gonna do is we're gonna ping on our leason to actually like help me here because I've been just gonna like invade this I
Then after I'm gonna smite this I'm gonna leave because the enemy team has vision to me on this
So they're gonna know I'm here which means that they could actually fuck with me. So what we're gonna do is
Bro, who's the fucking coach? Do you want to see what you're gonna do? Do you want to let me fucking talk? Okay?
Sorry. Yeah for fucking dude. Fuck!
Sorry, okay, so this we're gonna do now you're gonna play for the blue after the blue
I'm gonna want you to look for either grump or bot gank one of the two
So you're just going to play for this here. Crab is spawning too, so you can actually
look on the crab as well. So you're going to look for the blue share and then I want
to play on the crab. After this, civilian gang bot. There's no opportunity there. So what
we're probably going to do then is we're just going to look for bots atop Folkler.
But my cams on respawn top side. Okay, well even if they're not respawned, what you're
going to do is you're just going to clear your bot side. That doesn't matter. Okay.
So now what you're going to do is you're going to play for Gromp, afterwards you're going to look on Wolves.
I'm going to press Z, okay so it says Jung used his Flash already.
So you know the enemy Midlaner is Flashless, so you could even gank that as well if you really wanted to.
So I'm going to just play for the Gromp now, good.
Raptors are respawning, so there's a good chance that Evelynn shows up there as well.
So now I'm going to just play for Wolves, good.
So your bot is pushing in, no opportunity there, it doesn't really look like there's an opportunity mid,
and it looks like your top end is doing fine too.
So right now the only thing you have to really do is just chill.
You're better off recalling instead of actually like running to your Krugs here
because it's going to take you almost the same amount of time to walk
as resetting and then just like walking back.
So that's why this is better.
So now just run straight to the Krugs,
afterwards go Krugs into Raptors,
and then we can see if we can look for a timer play on the Dragon in a minute.
The good news is you are going to be level 5,
so you're going to be relatively strong here.
So now just play for the Krugs, after the Krugs I want you to look on the wrappers.
Joan top, what's happening top?
Okay, so top is fighting, do you want to help that?
I mean I could, like he's relatively, yeah he's pretty low, let's actually have a good
look.
Okay so use your Oracle and scout out, make sure it doesn't have any wards, good.
And then yeah, walk up. This is good.
Now take your laner's wave. He gets the kill, you get the wave. Perfect.
Get it? Alright, nice. And then now what you're going to do is you're going to respawn
and then you're just going to go straight to the drag. Now why are you going to drag
into the subroptors here? Well because the thing is, Evelyn's play would be
to go for the dragon so by us resetting and running straight there we counter her
only real play that you could have that could punish me
exactly good who's a good boy who knows this stuff about league I am I am yeah
you're you're a really good boy aren't you okay dude fucking relax bro fuck is
going on good so now we're gonna do is you're gonna look for the you're gonna
look for the ball in here just have her don't look for anything too crazy your
least and does have also I wanted to walk towards mid see if you could look for a
play here because he's paying yet and now you're just gonna find the jack so the
reason why you're going for the dragon here is just because you have like bot
plus mid prio so it's just like guaranteed and then you can easily look
for a bot to top folk there it's gonna be very free for you
Okay, so now you're just going to play on this, this is good.
And now you go bot to top.
Now there is a risk that she would have already invaded your top side and she's on your raptors,
but I want you to just like act as if that's not possible right now.
Like literally just hope that she didn't do that, because if she did then it's like really
fucked for yaksha. Okay so the enemy bond is pretty low I want to walk towards
there. So Jhin has no flash no ghost you're gonna go for him. So I'm going to
want you to look for like a flash over his over the morganus like bonding.
Bro, you just play double lift.
So now you're going to hold your Q exactly.
So Jensy, the reason why I held my Q there, right, was because I knew that there was a
chance that she could use her flash to get away from me.
So because my Q is my gap closing ability, I don't want to lead with Q.
Does that make sense?
Yes, yes.
Don't ask is everything going okay with copes on test
Yeah, I mean he just keeps saying these really weird sexual things so it's like a bit off-putting
Bro, what the fuck are you saying now? We're talking shit. I give you free wins and you're talking shit
Bro, it's all my fault. You're a fucking freak. Oh, yeah, go me a fucking freak again. How about this?
I'm not gonna coach you for the rest of the game. No, no, no, no, please please. Okay, fine
I'll do but don't fucking talk to me like that again. Now go for your wolves
thanks jane so you got me in trouble now
appreciate it bro
sorry
so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the uh...
and we're balling after the wolves
we can even look for a blue shirt to be honest
it's weird that there's two of you i've never thought this day would come
well
why is it weird
no no no no not like you're not a
coach not a bad way just do your thing man
I just thought it would be two of you.
Yeah, coach, see now he's the one giving you cancer.
You know what to tell him now, don't you?
Yeah, Jinx, you wanna say I'm weird, huh?
Is that what you're trying to say?
No, no, no, no, I'm sorry, sir.
Okay, all right, so now what we're gonna do
is we're gonna play for the rappers,
and then we're gonna look on the enemy red chair.
Okay, now we can't go for the red,
but what we can do is we're gonna maybe look for a flying chair.
So I'm gonna ping my mouse card to walk up.
And then we're going to walk in here.
Now the problem is that they have a ward.
But the Morgana might walk into us here,
so we're just going to look for the kill on her.
So we dodge the Q, nice.
Yeah, whatever.
A bit of a cancer incident.
Okay, so now what I want to do is I want to just walk mid, see if you could actually look for a kill on the Yone
It's worth like a small shutdown so it could be free
There's no point in you farming your Gromp because I mean there's only like one other camp that you could farm and it's like
50 seconds away, which is like the wolves, so you're better off just like killing time waiting for
your wolves to respawn then just doing your Gromp and then
You know like being off the map
Nice. Perfect. So now what I want to do is you're going to look on the wrappers and after
the wrappers you're going to look for the Krugs. So I want you to hit this, you're
going to get vision now. Okay, nice. So the Krugs are up so you're not going to do wrappers.
You're going to stop with Krugs because you see all your wolves are coming up in 15 seconds.
Yeah. So what you're going to do is you're going to go for Krugs all the way down because
you're going to be able to sync your full clear properly. So it's going to be really
get for you. Okay. Alright, so now what I want you to do is I want to just play for
the Raptors and then after Raptors we look on the rest of the clear. Dragon's gonna
be up in about a minute so we're gonna look for a plan on that soon as well. Okay, you
do not want to fight mid because you have no ult so if you fight mid you're just gonna
wasting a lot of time just play for your clear sure
there you go so you're just gonna clear your balls now and then afterwards you're
gonna clear your crumb and then you're gonna look on a on a bad play you guys
are doing great guys are you insinuating that there's a chance that I
wouldn't be doing a great job coaching no I just mean like you guys are both
doing great student and teacher you guys are doing great yeah my students
fucking disabled bro unless he has a second voice in his fucking head he's
sitting there fucking running around like out of this chicken it's actually
kind of ridiculous yeah no I just mean you guys as a pair are really big parents
oh thank you okay so what I want to do is just back off look on the dragon okay
So now you're just going to look on the dragon here, your ult is up, your flash is up in
about 10 seconds, you can play on mouse here now as well.
Now Evelyn can try to flash steal this, so I want you to hold onto her Q here, so if
if she does then you can queue follow up and then kill her, nice
yeah no wonder Mudo is fucking bronze dude how fucking retarded is that champion
just okay guys
jincey
talk about how retarded yon is
uh... it's just broken
how he's able to attack and retreat simultaneously
true
okay so now what i'm gonna want to do is you're gonna play on the uh...
bot kill
wow
you're fucking kidding me
okay so there's nothing to do bot so the problem is this game you're probably not both disabled
So because of that, you're just gonna have to play more towards like your top or your mid.
Wait, did you guys say I got the funniest comment yesterday? You want to hear what it was?
Yeah.
So yesterday, some guy came in the chat and he's like,
why does he keep calling his team disabled?
What does that mean in league?
And it's like, I have to explain to that guy that it's not a league term.
Like, I genuinely just mean that they play they're disabled.
Hello?
Yep, yep.
Why'd you stop talking there?
No, no, no, for sure.
I'm just kind of letting you lock in here.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm trying to not really distract you.
I'm letting you guys lock in.
Okay, gotcha.
All right, so now what you're going to do is I'm going to want you to look towards
in here. You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to not really distract you. I'm letting you guys
lock in. Okay, gotcha. All right, so now what you're gonna do is I'm gonna want to look towards bot.
Nice. Two and done. Sure is, bro.
I'm getting like tortured wait how is your bot lane 3 and 12 the ashes 1 and 7 yeah they
We have cancer.
Right, those are just an iron thing, but even in Challenger they go 1 in 7 in 10.
Jinxie, what was the first thing I ever told you, do you remember?
It never gets better.
Yep, it never gets better.
I have a lease in mid that's on through right now.
What do you think about that?
So is anyone winning besides your top?
Is your top even winning?
Why are you starting relatively well, yeah?
But the problem is that just like everyone else is just so fucking cancer-gapped, that
we're playing this game like, it's pretty much a 2v5 at this point.
So, um, Dottas, in a scenario like this, oh, wait, wait, it's you sometimes, yes!
Wait, I need to take your account, take your account, take your account.
Yeah, she's pointless.
You're asking me to go.
Nice, I got her in Tarways, she's showing me all one million.
Very good.
So Dottas.
Yep, talk to me.
In a situation like this when your bottom lane is useless, and your mid lane is useless, what do you even do? How do you do that?
Well, you just fucking hope for the best dude. It's like being stuck on a deserted island and the only people that survived the plane crash were like the serial killer and the fucking grandma, you know what I mean?
You got unlucky, it's a shit draw, but I mean listen, what are you gonna do? You know what I mean?
Does that make sense?
That was a big shutdown on double F, bro, this is not over, okay?
No, I don't think it is either, because like the good news is, listen, the Azir that we
have as our top laner, Azir is a good engage, right?
And no matter how disabled Maokai is, all he needs to do is press R. So it's like, we're
actually in like a decent spot, we go to dragons, like the enemy team will not be able to end
anytime soon.
So we're gonna get chance to free scale. It's gonna be nice.
You're the greatest of all time! Come on!
You're gonna solo with me.
I'm gonna give it everything I fucking have right now. I'm actually gonna give it everything I have.
Hey, Domtest, if you are, can you queue for a further?
No, it's just because I flashed there. That's why.
Bro, you flash and Q so fast, it doesn't look like you're doing it. You're literally so good.
Yeah, but it's because it's like cursor placement, like here for example, right?
Like it's all just like cursor placement, like knowing where your cursor is and then like who
you want targeted and all that kind of stuff. Somebody in the chat said, ask him to explain
wave tax. Wave tax, you're already good at that. It's when you steal minions from your
your lane or after you gank them?
Yeah.
Like you already have that down to the signs bro.
Actually you are off stream this morning.
Okay so it's basically like if I gank and I help you win your lane then it's only right
that I get your cannon.
Yeah, but also if you gank and they disappoint you then it's also only right that they give
you their cannon as well if that makes sense.
Oh nice.
That's gonna get away on one HP
So Jinxie now, what's going on? What's your plan talk to me? Do I know my plan actually is?
get to three items and one beyond the game okay jing see I'm about to play a
song are you ready for us yes I need you to answer
okay do you recognize the jing see age of war age of empires age of fucking
more baby let's get it done it's my cousin yep it's because we're going to
fucking war
so now the Morgana's the one of the biggest shutdowns so she's the one that
we're gonna have to focus
I'll be here all night with you bro till you get challenged here, I got you.
We're getting in front bro, we're getting in front bro.
Two brothers in arms bro, let's fucking do it.
I got you with the boat to the side bro.
What's up, what's up?
Yes! Yes! That's my coach!
Fuckin' piece of shit.
I know I know she's GenC, but I need to like tune her out. I need pretend like she doesn't exist right now
Yeah, I know like when you have a piece or should ADC there's nothing worse
I actually think it's the most common way to lose a game as your ADC discos 1 and 9.
I'm not even kidding.
I think it's a little bit of a problem.
No, there's also coplaners.
Coplaners are a problem too.
Yeah.
Coplaners do get mobbed.
So Jinx, I'm bothered by an item that when I buy it, it's an active item like Titanic
Hydra.
when I use it it instantly cleanses all CC somebody my chance at double lift is
tilting this is winnable yep we got this shit so drinks I want to watch this
support is bring down or something James you're doing see I want to watch
I'm about to do are you ready yeah I'm about to send my head all to war let me
I'm not sure what that means.
You're so good!
I got greedy I got greedy I got greedy but sometimes jinx so you got to be
willing to get greedy do you know what I mean when I tell you that it's a killer
instinct I keep talking about it is it is it is you have to win don't have to
win losing it's not an option anymore he needs to dodge oh okay
I just watched his face get redone.
Yeah, fuck, Merksen.
What is this fucking moron doing?
GenC, who's more brain dead?
Who's more brain dead?
Someone on life support that's in a vegetative state or this Maokai?
Malka.
Good answer.
Top-Fest.
Yep.
As long as you never give up, I'm proud of you.
I got you.
But not giving up isn't enough here, bro.
We need to succeed.
No one will remember the guy that almost got challenged
around the last day.
They'll remember the guy that did.
almost got challenger on the last day
don't remember the guy that did
You're 100% right.
Your teammates want Baron.
What are some thoughts on this contest?
They don't want Baron, they want us to play around Baron so we can see if we can force a fight.
And then if we force a favourable fight, then we can actually get the Baron.
It has to be warded.
I
It's written in the stars
I've seen title till not ending till down to have challenge, I've seen it until 4am.
Jhinx did you see what I'm doing?
How I'm like looking for like assassinations?
Yes.
This is how you have to play when you're down, right?
Yep.
Good for solo fights.
So now it rots up in like 10 seconds, so we just wait.
So you're trying to get the jump, isn't it?
How about you need four wins right now, counting this game?
I need to be careful.
Oh my god, Monka is a fucking retard.
What is that guy doing?
It's all take strength
I don't know how my team is fighting.
My team might actually be fucking braindead by the way
But I can't even change the song don't worry about it
All you gotta worry about is being the greatest of them all time
Yeah, yep.
Slow speed.
Got you some sales.
Got this contest. Trust me. Trust me, got this.
I'm gonna challenge you to my brother.
I'm such a fucking huge brah.
Nice! You killed Doublelift! Oh my- Oh! Oh my- Oh my- Oh my god! Oh my god! What the
fuck
I don't know if you're not that jinxie you're actually a god holy shit
For your movement is so good what?
Thank you dodge everything
Jinx I think we might actually have enough that relax relax. Don't force it if it's not there. Don't force it, okay?
No, no, no, no we end we end jinx we end no fucking way
Their fed players are dead you killed all their fed guys
Please throw please be enough, please you guys got to go fast go fast
God does three wins away three wins away. Oh my god
High-fives you could literally just do text that says three wins away
wait wait why'd you get double I don't know why why'd you get double I don't
understand what happened because sometimes in your jungle main and you
get filled you randomly get double EP bro but you didn't get filled you were
jungle I know I know what's that it's cuz jungle like no one really plays it bro
oh my god what oh my god oh my god
58 help me and you solo won the game yo Ash literally die in game
Oh my god, two wins away two wins away. Oh my god, you're totally fuck
bro
Bro, good luck, man. You know, okay, James. You do you want to hear my conspiracy theory?
So
Sometimes you get the most disgusting games ever and it's when you play those most disgusting games ever that you end up getting
double LP and I genuinely from the bottom of my heart believe that sometimes right it's just like
we're gonna give this guy the most demented fucked up game ever and if he somehow manages to carry
here's double LP and it's like jinxie what if I told you we just fucking did that I know bro you
powered through you persevered through riot bro don't test don't test yep you are two wins away
from reaching challenger bro
but jenksi what if i told you it's not even the two ends away
for me that matters it's the fact that on the last day we managed to walk in
and do you remember what you told me yesterday
honestly no what did i say you told me oh wait on
You told me yesterday, Jynxie, that it would be impossible.
You said, hang it up, Don, test your two ends off.
You can't do it, bro.
And it's like, what if I told you, Jynxie, that right now, even you, somebody who prides
himself on the same thing as me, which is the fact that you can look impossibility in
face and say, I will make the impossible possible. I am showing even you that when you see nothing
but bleakness and despair that there still is hope that there still is something to fight for
Jinxi that you can still sit there against all fucking odds, bro, and do things that no one
Bro, yeah, and I wasn't even trying to be I wasn't even trying to be a hater. I just didn't think 12 wins in a day
Exactly is even possible, but you're doing it
Yes, because Jinxie this is the thing bro. It's about you being able to overcome
Everything bro. It's about you being able to overcome the in person solo queue
overcome the riot-enforced matchmaking, overcome the time machine that gives you
the most disgusting brain-dead teammates ever. But even after all of those things,
that's not even what you need to overcome the most, Jinxy. What you need to
overcome is that little voice telling you, this is what's possible because this
is what's been done before. So yeah, Jinxy, we're fucking, we woke up this
morning we were 12 wins away. We sat there it was looking bleak! I woke up two
mornings ago and I was a masters but it's about being able to look such an
impossible task in the face and say I will complete it. And now you find
yourself two wins away from the highest
right and not only that you're gonna
hit it on the last day of the challenge
and not only that you're gonna hit it
when you needed to go 12 wins positive
in a single day which is borderline
impossible. And James what if I told you
it's not even just that bro because yes
challenger is an amazing accomplishment
No one can say it's not.
But it's an accomplishment that I've done so many times in my life that it's gotten
to a point where nowadays it just feels routine.
So what if I told you, Genkzi, that hitting Challenger this time isn't just about going
away with the rank and being happy about it.
It's about being able to say Challenger is not the end goal.
It is the fucking starting point and then pushing through and seeing just how far up the fucking ladder we can climb
Rank 300 secured by the end of the night rank 200 by the end of next week rank 100
Follow soon after and then Jinxie soon. You're gonna see me chugga chugga chugga chugga
rank 20, rank 15, rank 10. Everyone looking in awe as the master he zooms through everyone
sitting there saying there's no way he can do it. He's never got this far before. How
How does he have this much power?
Rank nine, eight, seven, six, five.
And then going for a push even further beyond that.
Do you know what the fuck I mean?
Bro, so you're gonna hit challenger right now, like live.
right now, like live.
We're going to do it.
Wait, Thomas, can you turn your cam on?
My chat wants your cam.
Yep, one second.
Alright.
I'm proud of you, bro.
Like, I didn't think you were going to do this in a day.
But, Jynxie, can I just tell you something?
Wait, is it on or not?
I'm going to give it to you because I need to enable virtual webcam.
We don't need to do it because if you overuse the time machine ritual, then you actually
enable loser skew.
Okay.
Okay.
Jinxie.
I need to tell you something.
Because what if I told you that this time, hitting challenger, I wasn't the one that
gave myself the urge and the desire to hit it.
And what if I told you that I haven't even felt that burning passion and desire for a
a while. But what if I said there was a man that I talked to recently about a month ago
that looked at me and said, how can you be content with where you're at? And when that
man told me that it ignited a flame within me, and when I saw that man being willing
to queue up every day, day in, day out and fucking go for his goals to and chase his
fucking dreams, it made me re-remember some of my own. And you know who that
man fucking was, Jinxy?
Who?
It was you, bro.
Seriously?
Yes. You were the one, Jinxy, that reignited me. You told me the things that I
needed to hear, even if they sounded a little bit harsh at the time. But it's
It's because sometimes you just see a little bit of tough love to overcome the hurdles.
Do you know what I mean?
Yes.
Got this.
I think the camera is broken, but I wouldn't worry about it right now.
What?
No, it's enabled.
It just says error.
Wait, really?
I don't think you should worry about it though.
Oh, no.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Nice.
You look ripped right now.
Holy shit.
You look ripped, bro.
Wait, Jynxie, do you like my shirt? Look.
Don't kill my pump. Yes, I like it.
Thank you.
Look, look at the back.
Bro, how do you have time to work out if you play League every day?
Because the trick is that you start your day off with the gym,
because the problem is that if you don't, you're going to lose games.
And then when you lose games, you're not going to want to work out anymore.
Got it.
Because if you do your workouts at the end of the day,
the problems that are going to sit there and be like,
I don't feel like doing this anymore. I need to rage to another game, and then you're just never gonna work out
So you get your you get your workout done first and then you lose your mind bro don't yes
Your two wins out of challenger, I'm just gonna let you lock in okay
Okay, so now we're gonna just run play for top to bottom folk there. I decided to do on hit instead of crit this game
Just because like since I'm normally builds tank here, and I was a bit worried
But you know what, nah, I should've actually won Crit this game, but it doesn't really matter.
Like, whether you go Crit or On-Hit, it's like, Crit is only really, like, super, super important
if you have somebody that you need to, like, literally one-shot or they kill you, like,
Vayne or some shit.
But, like, in a game like this, you should be fine.
Why did Kiana say Meow who wants to, who plays Little Girl?
Because she's leaning versus a Little Girl.
So remember when I told you that like league players jerk off to the champs they made?
Yes, that was one of the first things you told me actually.
Yeah, that's why you should never be friends with an anyone, Shrek. That's what I'm going to say.
Okay.
Alright, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the rest of the clear.
So, Jinxie, I want to show you something. You see I was in as 12 CS?
Yes.
It means that he cleared three camps.
I see his wrappers are on timer, and I also see that his wrappers were done 10 seconds
before my Krugs, so I can assume with all this information, this guy needs to kill himself,
end game.
So I can assume with all this information that he just three-counted his bot side and
then looked for bot gank, right?
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the Gromp, and then after the
Gromp we're going to look on the crab.
And we can also look for double crab too because he's super delayed.
Okay.
Don't test.
I don't want you to be nervous, but if you win this, bro, you're on your challenger game.
Yep.
Nice!
Good start.
So now we're not going to go for the crab yet because this is more tempting.
Okay.
Yep, you're good, you're good.
Yep, wow.
That's unlucky.
You're good.
Hey!
Hey!
You're good.
Head up, kid.
head up kid you're looking good out there okay so now Zinzal is ganking mid
and you say oh yeah 16 CS yeah so that means what he probably did was he took
the top crab and then he's ganking mid again so now we're gonna just gonna walk
here so now because the Zinzal is clearing his topside now because he never
cleared it before we're just gonna take the raptor camp that's actually really
fucking smart god I don't think like that yep but one day you will bro one day you
will crazy so now I'm gonna look towards something yeah so we're gonna walk in
You're the best
You're the best good kill boy good kill intense. I thought you were dead there. I'm not even gonna lie. What the fuck is that character?
What is that? Yeah, she's fucking bullshit
She goes invisible invisible invisible and then just like zapped you
Yeah, so pretty much she has an ability more depending on where she presses it if it's on water a wall or grass
She gets one of three effects. One of them gives her more damage if you're low HP the other one roots you so you can't move and the other one makes you go invisible
Derek just said can you ask Dante to strip I'm close and I just need a little push
Okay, Jinxie repeat after me. Okay 10 10
9 9 8 8 7
seven six six five five four three three two two one one now you have permission to bust
okay whoever that guy is there you go nice we just do oh jay oh I bro okay so now we're gonna
What we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the wolves and after the wolves we're gonna look on the Gromp.
You're looking good, Dottens. You got two kills.
Yeah, that's looking very good for us.
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play on the crab after, cause it's up in like 10 seconds.
And then we're gonna invade as wrappers again, cause I know I'm gonna have level 6 advantage.
So what I'm gonna do is I'm actually gonna ping my support to rotate with me.
So when you're level six and someone's level five it's the most OP thing ever because you have their old make-up.
Yeah boy give me one sec, give me one sec.
YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
THAT'S MY FUCKING COAT!
THERE HE IS!
This one's for my fucking student baby.
3AZE!
Bro, in this game, and you're on your Challenger game.
Yeah, we just got focused, we just got focused.
Challenge not finished, like Kobe Bryant said.
But I'll have to see if we actually are only 2-1s away from Challenger.
Mio, what do you mean?
Because the problem is that, you remember how I told you how Challenger and Gragnas are working like cut-offs?
Yeah, kind of, but not really. I don't know what it means.
Okay, so Challenger is the top 300 and Grandmaster is the top 1000, right?
But what happens is that if the top 300 ends up getting higher than your current LP,
then even if you don't lose, you can still end up not being Challenger.
So what we're gonna have to do is we're gonna have to verify that the cutoff won't go above where we end after our next game,
because we might have to play another two after this one, we'll see.
We'll see so maybe after this game see see if you're one off or two off, you know to be up. Exactly. You know exactly
Okay, Jeng see you're playing great this game, bro. Holy shit
Team's playing good. This is good. This is how league should be
Yep, and you're gonna notice that the biggest difference between these games and your iron ones is that your iron ones last like literally 45 minutes
Whereas these ones they like normally last around like 20 to 25
Yeah, because when a team has an advantage to end, they just end things every time, irons don't end.
Exactly, they never know what to do.
What do you do? You just like push waves and get turrets?
Do you want me to like explain?
Sure, yeah, if you can.
Okay, so in the mid game there's an order of priority, right?
So the order priority is objective, lane, enemy jungle, and then your jungle.
So what that means is that you essentially want to play the entire game off like pushing lanes,
or going for objectives, or setting up the objectives by pushing the lanes,
and then you need to like progressively like take turrets and do all that kind of shit.
I'm all thinking, so I can get this.
Roy you're actually playing so fucking good contest
Holy shit, bro
This is looking like a challenge your nightmare
You know the craziest thing is JNC. Yeah
The only reason why I started playing master ye again was I could become a better coach for you
And now I have an above 70% right over like 40 games and master plus you know, so even better with you than you are with Hacker
What's not better? It's just that he is more broken. So it's like
Yeah, he is broken. Hacker isn't broken. You're just good with them
Yeah, because the problem with Hagrim is that Hagrim doesn't scale, but you get the three items and just win the game.
Bro, it's looking really good this game, but remember, don't do it the last time.
So now, so now Jinx is a little...
Since I was going to walk in this bush, I'm not going to kill him when he does.
And if he doesn't walk in this bush, it's because he's on his Krugs.
So now...
I was wrong. Yeah, I don't know about it.
No, I lagged out. Yeah, no, it's okay. So sometimes you lag.
My stream crashed. I think I'm back though.
Oh.
Oh, I should not have queued in.
That's my fault. Look, he though, if I'm the one that dies
I mean you guys just don't wear.
They're completely chilling here.
I think this art needs to get shot in the head.
In game.
Yeah, not in real life.
See, my one where winning the game like literally like two minutes ago.
Yep.
Yep.
It all fell apart in the last like three seconds.
Wow.
Wow.
I'm good news though.
The good news is if we just forget about the last like two minutes that happened, and we
like focus on the game as it is now, then it's like we're playing an even game.
We just seem like forget that we were ahead to something sense.
Yep.
So we gas at ourselves to preserve our mental health.
Yes.
That was cool, you hit that to bounce it can you get away.
Hopefully she bounces her head off the pavements after this game though.
In game.
Yep, non-realized.
why are you laughing bro i i don't try like trying to let you lock in before you can't
it's okay well that's so funny tell me nothing nothing bro literally nothing just you lock in
Okay, I don't want to mess this up
Because I'm gonna feel like a piece of shit if I distract you and then you lose
So just focus, okay?
The whole challenge is you get challenge around
And it's funny because literally the first day I met you I gave you this challenge
So it's literally been like exactly a month since I met you
Yep, literally and this would be time fucking flies dude
Wow.
All right.
All right.
Okay, I have bad news.
Yeah, what's wrong?
What's going on?
Uh, Renekton got the shutdown.
Well, at least he's stronger, right?
Yeah, but you know the problem with your team of getting a lead in Ligas what that you can't trust them
Well, sometimes maybe I may I'm here to tell you maybe you can trust your top later
Check the tab. Let's see how he's doing
Hey
Bro, Jinxie Jinxie, I don't give a fuck what his score is his name is gooba gooba hashtag fuba
You know, like, do you understand what that's like?
It's like you're in a fucking zombie apocalypse, right?
And like, only one person in the fucking refugee camp that you're living in has all the weapons.
And his name is like Billy Bob Bob Jillson.
Like, how the fuck can you ever trust this guy?
Okay. You know what I mean?
You know what? You're complaining.
Dantez! Turn into coach Dantez now!
Alright, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna play for the wolves
and after the wolves I wanted to look for the top side so the reptile that's
up so you're gonna want to like look for the heralds here. Crab is up too but
you're not gonna want to look for if I just yet. No remember you want to play
for Gwynsus timer as well. So just keep farming this is good.
Okay so now what I wanted to do is I wanted to look for this.
Now don't walk up too far, I wanted to look top.
Flash for the Q.
There it is.
You're the best ever, you're the best ever.
You're the best ever, Dantez.
This what happens when you coach yourself, man, come on!
now what coach now with our fucking dick set and we start getting them sucked by
ourselves as we speak
the second I'm smurfing hard as fuck right now
I think you might you know what you got it Jensy why do you keep laughing tell me a little
bit of the TISM bro but it's good like I think TISM is like like you said you
weaponize it and it's positive bro bro what if I told you I have the dawn TISM
bro like I just like I just imagine your wife is just sitting in like he's
sitting in the house and she just hears you go like I just imagine that that's
Why laugh and she's used to it
No, you know, I'm ironically Stockholm syndrome like my entire family and my wife at some point too
Because like they get so used to like the house being loud cuz I'm here
But then when I'm like gone they miss me like they miss all the noise
Really? Yeah
That's your dragon, and this is your petal Nighthawk or her.
You're so fucking god!
I want more chainsie.
NO!
NO!
GET BACK!
GET BACK!
YOU'RE GREELING!
Oh no!
NOOOO!
Give me, let me use my mouse!
No!
So that's what you do when you need to fall back?
Yeah, like I need to restrict myself there
So you grab your arm. It's actually kind of smart
Yeah, it's like it's like you have a pitbull for lip steroids and then like the local kids out the day carriages are walking past
Like you need to restrain him or else it's not going to end well. Does that make sense?
Okay, yes.
Well, I think you're one win away, man. After this win, I think you're one of the best.
Wait, Jynx, did you want me to rage bait a bunch of Pitbull owners right now?
Sure. Pitbull owners be like, yeah, my dog was literally bred to kill people,
But this one's kind of Jill trust me
Okay, so I said
All right, let's know we're gonna look for this
I
Don't honestly this could be fun though nice very good very good. Yes
This is not that bad
I
All right, this is not that I'm sure
So now jinx I'm gonna buy an item that's gonna make them eat me to dragon counts two to one kill count twenty seven twenty
Jinxie jinxie. Are you ready for me to buy an item that's gonna make the enemy team want to kill themselves? Yeah
Okay
So the second I buy this item the entire enemy team is gonna be swinging from the rafters
Like it's fucking strip to soley and you're looking at the fucking trapeze artists does that make sense? Yeah. Yes, okay?
Wait, look at fucking Baron
Are you sure you could Baron?
Well, yeah, the enemy jungler is that why wouldn't we?
Baron Baron you fucking dirty fucking cock suckers now
So now I'm going to have to hold on to my Q, so when the Q goes in, I'm just going to
Q the Baron to dodge her ult.
That's funny, you can even use your Q as an escape.
Yes, that's what you're supposed to do.
The biggest errors you're going to see between a low elo and a high elo Yi is that, for example, you're always going to lead with your Q, right, like you're engaged with your Q.
Yeah.
You're not supposed to. You're supposed to only use your Q if you can't get onto them. You always want to close the distance with your autos and your movement speed from alt.
Wait, so you're not supposed to lead with your Q?
No, because if you lead with your Q then you have no way to escape if they fuck you.
Bro, I always leave my Q, that's a problem then.
Yeah, but it's fine because you're bronze. It's not really gonna matter that much
since you're a higher elo anyways.
Hey.
No, that's not like this response, I'm just being serious.
It's like imagine there's a guy in the special ed class,
and he sits there and he's playing dodgeball,
but it's like you don't need to sit there and like,
fucking break their legs before the match,
because if you just play normally, then you're gonna win discerning stuns.
Hey, John Tess. Yes, I have a question. Why are you bot now? Because no one's bot?
Because the thing is the enemy team has something called wave clear. So wave clear is, is it's the
ability to clear minion waves, right? So because they have that, it makes it hard for us to group,
because if we group, they're just going to kill our minions so we can't actually hit the turrets.
So what you're supposed to do in scenarios like this, is you actually just like push in different
different lanes so you can actually get a lot of pressure like this.
So now we're able to just like play on different lanes and even if our area dies mid, we're
getting bot and we're getting top.
Now we're just going to go for the dragon.
Do you have any questions?
What's your game plan after this? Just recall to buy?
Yep, so recall we're gonna buy and then we're gonna just walk straight mid after.
Why does everybody always go mid at the end? Is it just because it's like the easiest to like swap to?
Look, minion wave mid, minion wave top, right? The minion wave mid has already passed the enter turret at the outer, look where the top one is.
So the reason why you group mid is because your minions are gonna be faster.
I didn't know mid was faster.
Yeah, that's why I wouldn't always group smid.
And it's also because you have the easiest way to get collapses from your team as well.
It's easier to, you're always one lane away from mid, but sometimes you're two lanes away
from bot.
Exactly, yes.
I think you got this game now.
We could.
in the chat said ask about Domteds support.
Well, what the fuck do I want to say, his name is Cookie Blob.
I mean, he's playing well though.
Like, I don't know, I think about him.
Okay, now we just fuck Cuzz in the ass.
No, I think he means like when you play support.
Oh, sorry, not good.
Nice.
Douglas, what's the highest rank you've hit on support?
Uh, I don't play it.
Support is for losers.
I kind of agree.
I know what I'm just saying, but it's also if you stream and you play support, you're
literally just like nuking your own career.
Because who the fuck is going to sit there and be like, oh my god, that support just
made a crazy play.
No one gives a fuck about you.
Yeah.
So wall?
In the ashen.
Yep.
No way.
Walla you can end?
Yep.
Walla.
Yep, viola.
Bro, hit your one off!
Bad, bad, bad!
Bad, Contes, bad!
I BROED THE FUCKING JINGSEE!
Oh my god.
No, Contes.
Bro, that's some shit I would do.
do yeah no but it's fine though that's what no bad it's not worth bad bad
don't that's bro punish yourself for that that's bullshit you know now oh do
I'm gonna do it again yes for the rest 25 seconds oh oh fuck Jinxie can I stop
I'm sorry to hear my cheek because of this no why would you fall and die I'm
I'm sorry. Ow, fuck. Fuck, stop! Stop!
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I'm just gonna get a bit turned on.
Yeah, dude, it's fucking hard to end game.
Ah, okay anyways. Yeah, I'm joking.
Ah, it's a joke.
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for a mid-fight.
Bro, I think you entered the match.
No, no, we still win, bro. We cannot lose this one.
Yep, there you go. That's the win right there.
Oh yeah, you guys just won.
Nice guys. Everybody's dead, you clean up. Let's fucking go, Dantez. All you, yep. And now we end. Beautiful.
No, we can't end yet. We have to play Baron.
Bro, you guys just killed 4, what do you mean?
No, no, because the problem is that they can just go back to their base, so we should just play Baron instead.
All right, so you're gonna go Baron yep
Bro chat we gotta see if he's actually won off
So we can just found the dragon in like one minute
From that I'm proud of you man
I mean I'm gonna be honest the thing is that me neither but it's like sometimes you just gotta fucking give it your all
Anyways, do you know what I mean? Yes?
Jinxie ask Dantez when you and him are going for a Korea boot camp like me and you go to Korea like Korea servers I
Would say listen maybe sometime next year maybe yeah
Why would I go Korea because right now I'm bronze?
Yeah, exactly, but I think imagine you get like master plus it could be cool. Yeah
You just found this dragon
We just play consistent that we're getting wait, how'd you do that? How'd you zoom in your mouse wheel?
If you score your mouse you'll end then it zooms in if you scroll it out then zooms out
They're all made of them Wait, that Zin's dead on my screen!
Oh my god!
Nice, nice, it doesn't matter
Woo!
That's top end, top end, top end
There we go!
That's what we're fucking talking about, J-Man!
Bro, you did it, Dundun!
You're one away!
You're one away!
I think the game is actually ended now holy fuck
bro you're one away holy shit wait now we're gonna see if we are wait let me
take a piss and then we'll do the calculations I'll be back one second
okay one away what's that he's either one or two away he's either one or two
away. Bro, Chad, I'm just gonna be honest. I did not think this guy would actually go 12 wins
positive in a day at Grand Master Elow. That is disgusting. So, Chad, he's either one away or two
way right guys this is it guys this is actually it wait he's grandmaster 907
I'm LP. Imagine double LP. I know.
Bro. I don't know. I don't know the calculations guys. I really don't know.
920 LP is the cutoff. If that's the cutoff, he's one off.
If that's the cutoff, he's 13 LP away. 920, are you sure?
He's playing so good right now, yeah he's playing good every game, but he never really
sells.
920 LP is the cutoff.
Yo Duffess, look!
Yo, are you ready to do the math?
Yes, you're 907 currently.
Okay, so now let me show you how it looks for people in high rank, okay?
So we click over here, and then you see this little rank tab?
Yeah.
Okay, so now we're seeing that everyone's rank is here.
So it looks like if we're going to win, RLP would be 907 plus 29, what is that?
936, right?
So now what we're going to have to do is we're going to have to calculate how many people
that puts us above, okay?
So let's look.
In challenger.
Who's number one in challenger?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I got named KenV. I should not guys mouth a few days ago.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright, are you looking?
Yes, I see.
Okay, so if we were to get 936LP, it would put us above all these people.
So that means that if we get 936LP and if we win this game, we guarantee challenger.
So you're one off!
Bro, you're actually one off like for sure one off.
Dude, I really think you should listen to a speech or something before you play.
I don't know.
Let me ask you a question.
Yes.
Should I listen to a speech or should I make my own?
I think you should make your own.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes.
chat he's one win away from challenger I was here in the chat
you
you
you
you
you
You
Working to wake up every morning and say you know what I might not be the best now, but one day
I will be I might not be the greatest today, but one day I will be
I'm the same way that I look up to all these people one day. There will be someone looking up to me
Because if you sit there and you never aspire for greatness, then how can you ever hope
to be anything other than mediocre?
And why would you ever go through a life only wanting to be mediocre?
It's about being able to look at impossible odds and rather than get demotivated, envision
the story that you're going to one day tell others at how you managed to overcome them.
That was beautiful bro.
This is what it all it up to.
This is what it all it up to, bro.
Can I show you something, Jinxie?
Yes.
A few days ago, we were at 600LP.
And I woke up in one of the mornings after hitting 600LP.
And I had a day where I went one win and nine losses,
and I fell back down to 384.
And when I hit 384, it felt like the world came out from beneath me.
But do you want to know what happened in the next agency?
I opened up League of Legends.
I pressed Q up and I won, 9 out of my next 10.
And I completely undid all the negative progress from the day before.
And now we're at a point where we could genuinely overcome all odds and have that 12 net win
day that allows us to 1v9.
Okay. The time has come. Jinxie.
You shouldn't think Hecarim is better than Yi here.
The problem is that I could not lock in Yi because the enemy still had two picks left.
imagine I would have went E here right and then they would have locked in two
champs with a lot of CC and then I get fucked. So the way that we're most
consistent in this game is if we just lock in Hecarim we need our bread and
butter. It's like the journey started off with Hecarim and it's gotta end with it.
Do you know what I mean? Yes. Bro this is your challenge for game bro. Like I'm kind
of nervous but I feel confident bro. I feel like I'm like I'm watching like
And if I play off game
I believe so many things could go wrong, but so many things could go right also
Okay, what if I told you that there might be a chance on my top laner could be Tyler one
Wait what
Maybe because Tyler one plays brand top with that skin. So there might be Jinxie a
A 1% chance on my top laner's Tyler won this game. It could also be someone completely random
But it could be Tyler. Tyler live?
No
Okay, no, I'm on it's on. Okay. No, I'm on it's on him
Okay, wait, what the what the fuck is this? What's wrong? What's wrong? The enemy has an emerald support
That's good, right? That's really good. That's good
But wait no no no no no because if their support is emerald then it means he might have like a 100% win rate
What?
Wait let's look. Okay. You ready to look
Wait! Oh
I
Thought it was auto-filled. Fuck. Okay, I might as well. Okay. We get it done though. It's gonna be great
Are you jinxed? You ready?
This is your challenger game. Take it away, bro.
Oh, no. It's okay.
It's okay, Dante.
Okay, so what we're going to do here is we're going to play for the 3Camp bot side.
Now, the reason why I haven't been full clearing recently on the Hecarim is because every time
I full clear I get cheesed, so because of that I've been doing this like a different opening
where I just start on wolves or wrappers and then I three camp by side and then I look
for a gank.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look for the blue and then after
we're going to play on the ground and then we're just going to look for reset.
So Jinxie, you know how in chess there are different openings?
Yes, there's like a thousand.
Yeah.
Jungling is the same kind of way except in terms of like early game pathing.
Now right now you only know Folk Clear which is going to be fine up in like Masters.
But then once you get to Masters plus you're going to need to learn other kinds too.
So that's why this game we're doing like a different opening than normal.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for reset and then we're going to
look on our red.
So normally what you do when you play for like a three cam clear is you're always going
to sit there and you're always going to want to hold on to your third ability, whether
it's Q or E, whatever.
That's as I'm nervous bro.
Jinxie, Jinxie.
You know what it's like?
What?
As I can imagine, you're driving on like a rickety road and it's like one wrong move
with the car and everyone falls to their death.
And then it's like you're sitting there
and you're trying to drive, right?
You're trying to drive like your wife,
your children to safety.
And then it's like your wife and the passengers
say to the same, baby, I'm nervous.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Bro, sorry, sorry, I'll step the fuck up.
So here we got this, we got this.
Challenger, bro, got this, it's your game.
It all comes down to this moment.
So now we're gonna, we're gonna look on the Raptors
and then after the Raptors,
We're going to look on the crab.
Now, before going to the crab, so it looks like I think we
do already took the crab if I'm not mistaken.
So I'm just going to ping him in case.
I'll look for a gank mid.
I can't eat it.
So now we're just going to look for a gank mid.
Jesus.
Okay, so we did end up getting one crab, but I know that you didn't take the second, and the reason why is because the CS count is 20.
Are you fucking kidding?
Alright, that's fine.
So now we're going to do this, we're going to play on our Wolves into Gromp, and then after that we're going to see if we can look for either a mid or a bot play.
Now, the thing is that Lucian doesn't have Flash, and he just gave me Cancer, so I'm
going to want to give him Cancer too.
So if we look at the bot wave, we know that the way that this current wave state is, is
that it's going to push towards our team.
So what I could actually do is I could do like Wolves into Gromp, and then after that
we could look on Aleutian kill. So you see why I still have like 35 seconds left on my
Krugs? It means that we're not going to want to look for anything here. So our only real
play is to look for something both side because if I reset right now there'd be nothing topics
up for like a top kill. I don't really feel like going for anyways. So we're going to
path all the way around here. What the fuck are they doing? Sound like just wait. Sound
Now we just wait.
Nice!
And then now we reset.
Good fucking play, Dottesk!
So the thing about that play is that there's a chance that now Udyr ends up invading my
top side and trades my Raptors for it.
So this game I'm going to have to be a slave.
I'm going to have to just let my team take the reins because after getting fucked early
the way I did and getting double crab, it's almost impossible for me to actually find
a way back into it.
So we're going to do shares, we're going to look for a Krugs and then after I'm going
to say like...
Yep.
Then now we're going to look on Kassante.
So you see how Sonos is walking up?
The reason why she's walking up is because Udyr is on my top side invading my wrappers.
So what we're going to do is we're going to completely avoid our wrappers all together
and we're going to look on top kill like this.
Yes!
Yes!
Okay, we're good.
So now the thing is that our wrappers got sewn by the Udyr, which is what we expected to happen, which is good.
And then now what we're going to do is we're going to end up playing for our bot side.
So we're going to have to just play a very avoidant game,
solve this game, especially because it would
be our hard counters, a hack.
So what we're doing now is we're going to play for the wolves.
And after wolves, you're going to look blue into ground.
So now we're going to do this, we're going to play on our grompop for this and then we're
we're going to simply look for dragons.
Now the reason why I'm playing for Gromp,
and I'm not just instantly running to the dragon
is because I'm very behind in terms like golden XP.
So I need to make sure that I'm farming all my camps
as soon as I can.
Because right now he's already up five camps on me,
because he's 14, I'm at 19.
So it's pretty rough, you know?
But I don't mind giving a topside camper too,
in exchange for dragon, because we're probably
going to have to play for our team anyway.
So if I have to just like be a slave for dragons, it's okay.
NICE!
Broken bro, oh my god, they're shipped.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to get our callfields plus longsword and then
we can just run trade red on base.
So our red is up thankfully, but we're not in the clear just yet because don't forget
he had the time on my wrappers.
So now our wrappers up in like two seconds so we're going to have to just like hover
around and trade because we're chance of getting invaded on it on race 1.
There's also a chance that Udyr is spitting in this bush and he's going to walk out and
smite some of my red.
So we're just going to smite that to make sure he doesn't and then I'll just play for
folk here.
So again Udyr ended up getting the grubs here.
What the fuck is this bullshit?
Okay, so now we're gonna do this, we're gonna play for the wolves, so then I'll start to
I could look around and you also, are you fucking kidding me?
Dude for a second I thought you actually cast that, but we're actually in a really good spot now
Okay, so now what we're gonna do is we're gonna run through meds to get another Q-Stock, and then we're gonna invade him on his wrappers, see if we can take these.
So now we see Udyr's ganking bot. So I'm gonna actually look on these Krugs.
Chad, he's not gonna cover the map. We have a 30 second delay, guys. The map is useless.
So now while Udyr's distracted, we just take his drugs, and just like that, all of the
advantage I got by perm invading and everything, it's all pretty much evaporated.
But this is so intense.
Yeah, it's going to be a hard one.
It's close, it's close.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the gromp, and I'm going
to want to reset when I have enough for my next item.
So we're going to actually look for a botgank here.
Now I'm going to walk up here, and then afterwards when Jinx walks in to lane, they're going
to all in here.
The problem is that I don't think we actually went through V2, but if Elise is here, we went through V2.
Okay, so now we're just going to take the wave.
Not bad. Not bad, not great. I wish Elise got there earlier.
Yeah, if Elise sort of got in there earlier, it would have been way better.
better let's say we can just recent on plan our top side okay so now we're
gonna do is we're gonna get our first item and then now we're good so we're
gonna play top to bottom full clear the timers that we're gonna want to play on
are just dragon so I'm just not gonna want to use my alt ever unless it's for
dragon got it you got this bro got this this one's for you jitty this game is so
close fan so now what I'm gonna do I'm actually just gonna play my full clear
but I'm 99% sure operators are gone yep so now we're gonna play on our bot side
and then afterwards we're gonna look on the dragon
So now we are going to play on the blue, and then after blue I am going to look on bot
sure this game is always the fucking one for my baby okay so now we're gonna
to queue this, drag it out, and then I have my smite up so we can look for a place to
do.
So I'm going to stay on this dragon here because now the enemy is zoned.
So we're just going to play on this with our ult up.
Have they tried re-engaging on us? I have my ulter to just fucking destroy them.
Not that bad. You got the dragon and a kill.
Not any of the dragon he's solid.
I mean, my lease is just disabled.
If my lease didn't miss her, Ebu, it would have actually won that there.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is, I'll see if I can actually look on this here.
And then we're going to look on like the talks about Folkler.
So the problem with this game, GenC, is that I have three worthless teammates.
So I have three worthless teammates and I'm not really like insanely 1v9 vs enemy comp.
But the good news is that it's me, so I'll still make it work regardless.
But that's actually huge.
No, wait, really, Jinx, that's actually huge.
Like, our Jinx just solo killed Lucian, that's actually fucking insane for us.
Okay, let's hook up here.
Yes!
Very fine save.
Sausage is taking.
I mean the sauce is just a fucking piece of shit.
I'm not controlling.
He's all in form, he's blaming you.
Yeah, but it's fun.
He's offered to on parents ever since the incident that happened 10 years ago
Ever since the car accident it's never been the same forever, so I guess
so see that's how you respond like he's sitting there typing a bible then we
don't think you said cheers bro
so now our next item we're gonna need it unlike a little bit of gold
okay so now I'm gonna get the wave
I'm not going to take all the minions though.
I also have like three seconds, I'm going to want to play for my old timer.
That's why I'm just like backing off and getting Q stacks.
Now what is Q stacks? I've already said that a couple times today.
So, Hecarim, when he lands his Q on a target, he gets someone called the Q-Sack, which stacks up to three times, and it reduces the cooldown of the ability and then also increases the damage of it too.
Alright. So the only way for you to ever carry fights is if you have the Q-Sacks.
This is literally so intense.
Wow.
So the other good news about this game is that my jinx built two items that are fucking
useless and do nothing, and regains two tanks.
So because of that, she needs to build literally two more items in order to function, rather
than already having two items that allow her to play the game.
Alright, someone can move found us.
Alright.
So now we have nothing to farm.
Yeah.
JD, I'm not going to lie, it's looking a bit rough, but we get something to get it done.
Don't give up, bro.
You never know.
You never know.
Don't give up until you see that defeat screen or victory screen.
Just even though your team is stupid, they can be stupid too.
I don't have time to heal.
Oh
Okay, so now we're going to do this, we're going to look for the, we're going to look
for fights.
I want to beat this shit out of your Simless player.
Yeah, I mean, it's not just him though.
Him and Jinx.
And Nealies.
Literally everyone.
except for like the brand but the brand didn't give me last pick and if you would
have given me last pick I would have locked in either this game and I probably would have carried.
So everyone on your team is a piece of shit?
Yeah, I know, I'm clear, unfortunately.
Bro, on the Challenger game it's so unfortunate though man, like it's so unfortunate.
You have an 0 and 5 mid laner, a 2 and 7 ADC, and a top laner who didn't give me last pick.
Jamesy, can I say something really fucked up though?
Yeah.
I think there's still a chance.
Really?
I'm not kidding, I think we still have a chance.
I'm actually getting kills.
Like if I can complete this item, we might actually have a chance.
a chance. I think there's a chance. Well, if you believe I believe.
wait holy shit wait wait wait don't get excited yet hold on hold on
Okay, JNC, JNC, are you listening to me?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
We have a chance.
How big of a chance?
Like what percentage?
Like...
20.
Oh my god.
Let's say 20.
20.
We both said at the same time, bro.
That's how you know it's meant to be.
Yeah, it looks like they overextended a little bit in the last couple of minutes.
your movement is crazy
hold on
that was such a good ult, please finish the job
alright we lost, i'm lucky
FUCK
Alright, you ready to learn something that I haven't taught you yet?
Yep.
It's called the add after game.
So it's when you have such a disgusting retard on your team that you just won't stop typing
that you add them after the game.
Sure about this, boss?
It feels right.
Did he add you back?
Uh, no, yeah, no, yeah, but maybe you off.
So are you gonna try to like talk to him in a call or something?
Like how does that work?
No, I would pretty much just incinerate that he should have had in his own life and then
I would block him.
Sure about this boss?
Ah, true love and it's probably watching, fuck it.
Yeah.
All right, wait up.
Sometimes you get those, I'm lucky games, Jynxie.
Even at the top of the ladder.
Only two wins away.
Bro, all right.
I'm going to go with P. I'll be back, okay?
I just thought that what I want you to do is just calm down, okay?
Okay, Jynxie, Jynxie, Jynxie, can I ask you a question?
Yep.
So imagine your girlfriend is sitting there and she's having like an emotional response
But do you ever tell her to calm down?
No.
So what the fuck are you telling me to?
Sorry. Just got that. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. You just let it all out.
Let it all out. You can't have it packed up.
Alright.
Alright.
Yep.
Alright guys, I'm gonna put it on some forbidden game. Are you ready?
So when it's later at night and you don't want to scream because you've been up all day
The trick is that you go on YouTube and you search up a video called screaming people
And then you watch the video
And then we just watch people scream
And now we're just gonna do this for about two minutes until we like calm down
So now, if you want to make it even more effective, this is what you do, right?
So we have the one tab that's screaming people, right?
Then you have Google Translate on your second tab.
And now we use Google Translate to tell us positive affirmations.
I am so sorry.
Alright.
They locked in Fiddle, so I don't really want to go either of these games.
What does one to Fiddle?
He's doing that to me again.
What?
When something doesn't go your way, you relax.
You think then it just goes down, down, down, down, down.
Sorry, saying I should just take caffeine and...
Take caffeine, sit up straight, and lock the fucker.
She's got a point.
That's how I married her.
Woo!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
All right.
J-Z, fucking kill yourself now!
No!
I'm sorry I had to let it out on someone. Alright, how's your pest good? I'm I have returned
with my best
Like my all-time favorite year ever Lancer my dad got something. I don't test
Yep, someone in the chat said this guy needs fucking therapy
Yeah, I don't know why like your child. I don't know they're just being weird about it. I
So I was completely normal while you were gone. What happened?
What happened in two minutes that I went to go get a beer?
Oh, well we have that fucking piece of shit scumbag saw us from last game. He's on our team again
Except this time he's out of fault and he's support
Wait
You still lie.
No, no, no.
Don't type that.
Don't type that.
True love and watches my stream sometimes.
We have to remember.
Okay, bro, listen.
The silliest that entered your game
is on your team and you got out of all support.
Wait.
Don't says.
Yep.
Hamza is draping on the other team.
Yep.
You're playing against Hamza.
What? No, no, no, no, no. This is cinema. So not only do you have the disgusting sociopath on your team on support, but you're playing Hamza.
Yep. Oh my God, I just returned to literal cinema.
You know what it's like when you like put it out all out like that?
that, uh, Jinxie?
What?
It's like you go to the doctor's office and the doctor's like,
so not only do you have a fucking brain tumor,
but you also have four months to live.
And also, it turns out you have fucking AIDS.
And I think you're also at risk for having leukemia as well.
Also, you're an imminent, like, threat
of having a stroke in the next 30 minutes, too.
And it's like, why the fuck?
We didn't settle this shit!
I didn't need it, Jinxie!
I didn't fucking need it, man!
Why the fuck would you say this, man?
What the fuck?
Yeah, dude. Hey, hey, you need fucking therapy, bro. Hey, hey, after you get challenger, go
to fucking take your wife out to dinner for fucking two nights, bro. I'm not handling
this shit anymore. Hey, what the fuck?
I've literally been skipping therapy to play League!
Do you understand?
Fuck!
Do you get it?
Cause I could get all the therapy in the world,
but how the fuck is it going to make me win games?
If I lose a game, is my therapist going to spawn 20 opm my fucking account?
No!
So I can go!
If I'm not a challenger, I don't deserve therapy! Do you understand?
Yeah, I... I guess. I think.
Wait, I just saw something.
Oh my God! Bro!
Your piece of shit still has his support, but he was mid. So you might get double OP because he got filled.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, he would be the only one getting double P.
The only thing I'd get is a fucking BBC in both my cheeks fucking slamming me down while I scream out in pain.
And I see another minus 29.
Does that make sense?
Yep.
Okay.
That's fine. We're about a gang piece of shit, hums.
Alright, so now is the point where we sit there and we hope that this guy actually gets killed.
I'm not even kidding, so just so you can understand how disgusting this guy is, right?
There's an ability that Alistar has, which makes him dash to somebody, right?
But Thresh literally has an ability that counters it.
So instead of him flashing on him, which he can counter,
and just like instantly knock him up and then knock him towards us,
and then we get like at least one kill, maybe two or three,
he decided that he was going to waste his W.
Like, Jinxie, when I tell you that if I was in a room with this guy, Hitler and Osama bin Laden, and I only had one bullet, I'm telling you right now, he wouldn't make it out alive. Do you understand what I mean?
In?
Yeah, in game, in game. If I had six rounds in the chamber, like, the corners would inspect all three of the bodies and they'd be like, wait, why does this guy have six bullets in his brain? I'm not even fucking kidding you. Do you understand?
I'm really scared of you right now like I I've never seen you like this before bro bro
I'm very scared I don't like I haven't even got this man not even close to this what's
happening bro what's happening is I just wish that this guy could be in front of me right
now while I'm holding on to fucking machete and then I could just have my way with him
Do you understand what I mean? Like in-game?
IN-GAME!
Yeah, not in your life, obviously. Like in-game.
Like, like, mastery. Like, you know what mastery he's gonna, like, walk up to you and he's gonna, like, carve you open
and then just sit there and fucking, like, rip your limbs off and fucking, like, stab you to death?
And then you're gonna sit there bleeding out on the floor, wondering where it all went wrong.
As pictures and videos get sent to, like, all of your family members in your contacts,
because you use Face ID to sit there and open up your phone,
so that it could send every video of you dying to, like, everybody that means anything to you,
to make it all the suffering and misery even worse.
Like, do you know what I'm talking about, or no?
Yep, yep, yep, so let's just say Master Yi is a role model to me in that aspect of this game.
Does that make sense?
Yep.
Alright, Dante, so what you're going to do is you're going to play for the Krags and afterwards I want you to look on the dragon.
Now, if you look for a gang bot, it could maybe work, but the only problem is that your Alistar is a disabled piece of shit.
So as a result, looking for any ganks around him is not what we want to do.
So what you're going to do now is you're going to look on the Nassus.
Okay, just look towards the Nassus.
Yep, that's good.
Head to the Scrying Orb.
You have vision on an effigy.
So that's not the real one.
So now I just want you to wait.
Okay, you're just going to wait here.
Don't try it.
If you saw the dragon, you're probably going to die.
So just doing this is okay.
So now I want you to go in.
Perfect.
It's not wanting to shove the mid-wave, so now what you're going to do is out of base,
You're going to spend 3 seconds with Shang death upon your Alistar and everybody that
means anything to him in his life so I want to close your eyes and pray and do it.
Now open your eyes and then afterwards look towards the top to bot full clear.
Now Dragon is up so you can maybe look for the dragon too.
Just like Alistar is looking for his father because he hasn't been able to find him for
the last 25 years, his dad took one look at him and said yeah this could be a fucking
piece of shit and then afterwards just dip.
So that's the reason why nowadays he just like greaves games because he tries to get
is anger out that he feels towards the world on other people that are just trying to challenge her
okay so now you're gonna ask Jinxie how he's doing because that caused a little bit awkward because
you're talking to yourself so ask him hey Jinxie how are you doing I am I'm okay I'm a little terrified
okay so Jinxie is a little terrified so I was going to say I've never seen you like this bro
I've never seen like this well yeah you've never seen me one game from challenger
So now what you're going to do is you're going to look for the raptors and they're going to clear all the way towards Krugs.
Just like also I used to get cleared by the high school bullies while the fucking Ram is heading to the fucking urinals and force him to drink his own piss.
So now what you're going to do is you're going to finish up these raptors, you're going to look on the red, and then you're going to look on the Krugs.
Ok, so now Draven is overextended, he's complete running it down, nice.
So looks like Humza is being a good friend right now and he's trying to give you a little
win trade.
Mooda simulator, good shit.
Like coach, like student.
Alright, so now you're going to look for the red, after the red I'm going to want you
to play on the, on the Krugs.
So now Dantas, ask Jinxie how his day was, be a normal human being for about 30 seconds.
Hey, Jinxie. How was your day?
Uh, it was good. Uh, guys, it was good.
Okay.
Jinxie said his day was good. How does it make you feel?
Well, I felt nothing ever since I lost that last game, except a burning desire in my stomach
to watch that All-Star have his entire life ripped to shreds.
Okay. Well, that's a normal response to losing a League of Legends game, so you don't have to
worry about it. Now what I'm going to want to do is play it for TopGrab. Unfortunately,
also has a disabled piece of shit so there's no way that you could ever fight the dragon.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look on the crab. You could also maybe look for
a topside invade. Just like Alczar got invaded in his classroom by four of the high school bullies
and got absolutely fucking beat the fuck out of him in front of the entire school,
which is what led to him being the kind of guy he is today.
So now we're going to finish these grubs and then while you're finishing these grubs,
you're going to ask Jinxie if he's enjoying the show so far.
Hey Jinxie, are you enjoying this show so far?
Yes, I have a feeling Challenger is coming soon and there's nothing to worry about.
Okay, so Jinxie said there's nothing to worry about so you can take his words and you can
actually feel content with them.
I want you to practice feeling human emotion.
Feel contentedness.
Good, that was good.
So now what you're gonna do is you're gonna look
for the grump all the way to the crugs,
and then I'm gonna want you to look for something else.
So now you're gonna ask Jinxy why you hear a clapping sound.
Hey, Jinxy, why did I hear a clapping sound
coming from your microphone?
That was an advice.
Okay.
Was it really high-vives?
Yes, that was high-vives.
I don't know why you did that.
OK.
So you're going to feel a little bit
sussed out because you don't think
high-vives has access to Jinx's microphone at all.
But you're just going to take his word for it
because why would you question it?
So now what we're going to do is we're
going to play for the rappers into Krugs.
And then afterwards, we're going to look for bot gank.
Now, what's the problem with ganking bots?
You're a superstar.
It puts trust in.
Yeah, so brain death.
Yep, exactly.
So even Jinxie knows that your support
is a fucking worthless piece of shit, scumbag degenerate.
Now, Gauntas, I have a question for you.
Yep, talk to me.
Would you rather have a serial killer running
around the streets rampant, or this all
start cheering up for another game?
Coach Chantas, I'm going to be honest with you.
If it took every single murder on the planet
getting freed from jail just for the sauce and not
a venture net connection for the rest of his life,
I think that'd be a well worth trade.
Okay, that's a pretty reasonable thing to say.
So now what you're going to do is you're going to recall and then you're going to buy your crack and slayer.
After cracking, so we're going to build towards one Seuss.
Why'd you say wow?
Um, I think that was high-vives.
Wow, high-vives is awfully talkative today.
I've never heard him speak before.
in your stream.
Yeah, he has access to my mic sometimes.
Okay.
So now you're going to feel a little bit concerned because you don't think that's the truth,
but you're not going to bring it up against him.
Because the thing is, why would Jinxie be lying to you?
Why would Jinxie be laughing at your misery as you lose your fucking mind due to this fucking disgusting retard?
Jinxie would never do such a thing.
So now I want you to flash over this wall and then you're going to get a kill on the Taliyah.
So now what we're going to do is instead of invading enemy top side, I want you to look for the top to bot folk here.
Now don't tell us when you press tab, what do you see?
My chances of hitting challenger tonight, withering away as my midlaner is at 1-3 and my bot lane is also losing.
Okay, so now what you're going to do with this information is you're just going to
allow yourself to feel a human emotion called sadness. So I want you to feel
sadness for about five seconds, and then afterwards you're going to walk in.
Okay, so now what you're going to do is you're going to clear the rest of both
and then afterwards you're gonna look for the dragon. Now Dante's ask Jingxi
what his favorite thing about today has been so far. Hey Jingxi what's your
favorite thing about today been so far? Just waking up man you know not every day
is guaranteed on this planet so love waking up, airing my lungs, suns out. Yeah
let's hope that the enemy saw us doesn't have that same experience tomorrow.
All right, so don't this after wishing death once again on your support. I'm gonna want you to recall
Wow
What the fuck was that what the fuck was that what the fuck was that Jamesy?
Jamesy
Okay, Jamesy. What the fuck was that? No, no, no, what the fuck was that you have to listen to me that on everything?
I love on my mother's life. That was hi-fives on everything. I love don't let him get in your head
Okay on everything. I love that was high-fives
We need to kill high-fives. No, hey
Okay, bro, listen, don't bring the energy you have onto your support player in the Highlights, bro.
Highlights is a good thing. Don't do that.
Okay, so now what you're going to do is you're going to play for the Red Buff, and then you're going to look for the Talks About Folk there.
Highbites.
Jinx, if Highbites does that again, you're giving me a suggestion.
I'm pulling up to his house and putting a Blakey up to his skull, and then making a Mead God.
Do you understand me?
Okay, okay.
Highbites, stop. Please.
Okay.
So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna look for the top to bottom folk here, and then afterwards we should be good.
The problem with this game is that the enemy team doesn't...
The enemy team has two dragons, so it's gonna be kind of hard for us one because of that.
We can't kill Highline, trust me. We can't do it. We need Highline to be alive.
Well, he can be alive, but he doesn't have to be in a normal state. He can be in a vegetative state.
No, no, bro. He's done. He did too.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to play for the Krugs and after it I'll see
if I can look on the barrel.
This beer is good at least, I got a good beer right now.
You know what it's like, Jengzy?
Yeah, what's up man, talk to me.
It's like imagine I'm doing like a UFC fight or some shit, and then you're sitting there
and you're watching my UFC fight, and the guy that I'm against, he's like holding me
down and he's fucking in the ass until I'm literally bleeding, screaming, crying and
begging for mercy, and then it's like you're watching and you're like, well, listen, at
least I have some apple juice.
Do you like the apple juice?
But it's like, Jinxie, how the fuck can I even comprehend the fact that you have the
apple juice?
My entire world is nothing but pain, agony, and torment.
Do you know what I mean?
Yes.
Okay, so now what we're going to do is we're going to look on the rift held, and then after this I'm going to look for the tele-to-lead folk care.
I've done tests, remember. Calm down, you got this.
Hopefully your piece of shit is worth player dynasties.
Not just in game, right?
Ah, just in game.
Okay.
So now what we're going to do is we're going to look for our respawning camps.
The good news is that we can actually still win this one.
You can see I think we need an un-tilted
Yeah, I agree. I think yeah, I think you guys need a job. Okay. I'm gonna play my untilled song. Are you ready for this? Yeah
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it's it, just trust me
ok jingxi, repeat after me ok?
wait for it
my lights, my lights, my body is my own
Red, stop, green, okay, yellow means be careful.
Let's think about it, if someone tries to touch me.
Red, stop, green, okay, yellow means be careful,
be careful.
Red, red, red, my pants, my shirt.
Red, red, red, my private parts.
Red, red, red, never touch, never touch.
Red, red, red, no means no.
My lights, my lights, my body is my own.
Red, stop, green, okay, yellow means be careful,
be careful, yellow, yellow, yellow.
My shoulders, my arms, yellow, yellow, yellow.
Pay attention, yellow, yellow, yellow.
Be careful, be careful, yeah, we're young, we're young, we're young.
So, Jensy, why'd you leave me out to dry warm when you're singing along with me?
Um, I don't really know what's going on right now. I think I've lost about 25 minutes ago.
Would you prefer some Michael Jackson?
I, I, yeah, I think you should listen to something more positive, I think.
My doctor on this game jinx and I'm kidding you
Jinx you might actually win this game bro jinx you might actually win this game bro lax lax they come
Yes
No, no, no, because enemy Fiddlesticks could try for a clear.
Okay, Jynx, what if I told you there's one song that we could listen to right now that
would instantly make us feel nothing but peace.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Whoa, yes!
What I've been saying this whole time.
peaceful and happy and stop thinking about the support player.
Think about all the memories, Jinxie, that you associate with this song.
Think about how your life once was.
The friends you used to chill with till this scored until 3 in the morning.
The Minecraft private servers they used to be a part of.
I want you to just remember the golden days, and I want you to understand that even though
they aren't here with us anymore, every day is a new golden day.
That was for you, Jensy, for the guy that never stopped believing.
the guy that never stopped believing was you man it was you
holy fuck that was tough on the beat drop dude i want you to listen to i want you to
recall i want you to listen to goodwill hunting um best part of my day listen to goodwill hunting
best part of my day okay you want a second
just look up good will hunting best part of my day
somebody in my chat just typed i miss her
hey man it's gonna be okay bro
bro as we speak she's getting powered by the
entire football team. The only thing you should be missing is that you that you could be,
if you would get over whatever hurdle you're going through emotionally and lock the fuck
in and become the best version of yourself for your next partner.
Wow. Okay. Hold on, hold on, Jensy. Hold the fuck on right now. Jensy, hold the fuck on
right now okay what is the best part of my day look up good will hunt in the best part of my day
All right.
Ah, listen.
Ah, that's good.
How's your lady?
Ah, she's gone.
Gone, gone where?
Med school.
Medical school in California.
Really?
Yeah.
What was this?
It's like a week ago.
That sucks.
So, uh, when are you done with those meetings?
I think the week after M-21.
Yeah, they gonna hook you up with a job or what?
Yeah, if I can sit in the room and do long division for the next 50 years.
I'll make some nice bank though.
Mo, what are you saying?
Listen.
I got most of them.
You're a fucking lab rat.
I've had it in this shit.
Way out of here.
I want a way out of here for it.
I mean, I'm gonna fucking live here the rest of my life.
You know, be neighbors, you know,
we'll have little kids,
fucking take them a little league together up for Holyfield.
Look, you're my best friend,
so don't take this the wrong way.
It's the wrong way.
In 20 years, if you're still living here,
coming over to my house to watch the Patriots game,
you're still working in construction.
I'll fucking kill you.
You're still a master, I'm fucking studying.
That's not a threat. That's a fact.
I'll fucking kill you.
Fucking kill you.
Fucking talking about it.
Look, you got something, none of us.
Oh, come on.
Why is it always this?
I mean, I fucking owe it to myself to do this and that.
What if I don't owe it to you?
No, no, no, no.
You owe it to me.
You don't owe it to yourself.
You owe it to me.
tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50.
And I'll be brown.
And I'll still be doing my shit.
And I'll still be doing my shit.
And that's alright, that's fine.
I mean you're just sitting on a winning lottery ticket.
You're too much of a pussy to cash it in.
And that's bullshit.
Because I do fucking anything to have with you guys.
Still whatever you fucking guys.
Yup.
You can insult the rest of your cell here in 20 years.
Hanging around here is a fucking waste of time.
Bro, I have chills.
I'm not even kidding, I actually have chills.
I don't know that.
I don't like I'm wrong. I don't know. You've got something we don't have.
I'll tell you what I do.
So you're still very messed up, but I'm gonna help you out.
Don't ask. Can you give this guy in my chat some hope?
Absolutely. That's great.
What do you say?
This guy in my chat said, I want to love life again.
Tell him that loving life starts when you love yourself first.
You are your life.
And the only way that you can actually sit down and enjoy it
is if you enjoy who you are before anything else.
That's beautiful bro, seriously.
That's fucking beautiful.
It's a truth, Jengze.
Nothing but the truth.
something about this is just emotional I don't know some of the battles emotional to see
somebody won't give up because what's the option Jin see there's another option
bro it's either you go forward or you stay in the same place forever and what
the fuck kind of life is one that never moves anywhere
test. If nothing changes, nothing changes. Exactly. I'll go get a trouble card.
Here's a code, bro. Goddamn little code.
I
Have you have any movie scenes that you want Tom test to listen to now is probably a good time to type of he's too off challenger
Almost there jitty bro like
Yeah, this is kind of beautiful
You're too off challenger, bro, after this one will be won.
Is this Starships by Nicki Minaj?
Listen.
Wake up in the morning feeling like PZ.
Okay, that's all I wanted to hear.
What?
Yo, my chat is starting to play interstellar.
speech. I actually have a hard style of that song. She looks a bit interstellar.
Theme? Yeah. Alright give me a second. Give me a second, Jaycee.
Kill Hamza. Kill Hamza. Come on guys, come on. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.
Okay, Jinx are you listening put on a speech right now yo, I think you should put on no, no, I know what I'm putting
Well, yeah, this is your challenge around so put on whatever you want
Whatever you need to listen you're almost there bro have to win this game. It's not good. You have to win
Okay, Jinx. I wanted to listen
listening, listening, listening, listening.
The words had fort no lightning, they do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last rain by, cried outright, their failed deeds might have dawned to be
Rage. Rage against the dying of the night.
Wild men were caught and sent to self-fight.
And learned to late, they grieve to dumb it's way.
Do not push them away from death.
Yes! Yes!
Oh my God!
and
some of the agency
Oh my god, you hit the Nexus, you did it! You did it! You fucking did it! You solo ended!
Okay, Jynxie, Jynxie, it's time for the best part of the game now!
and WC and I swear I'm your friend.
I got it.
Did you guys see?
You know what's actually fucked up?
I could tell that he actually tried everything he could there
to win that game.
And it's like, I don't know whether to do him different now.
Do you know what I mean?
OK.
Dot says, you need one win for Challenger.
I have something I want you to listen to.
Link gets me right now.
Link gets me right fucking now.
I want to find the exact speech really quick because I saw people in my chat say it.
This is one of my favorite movies of all time and this movie changed my life.
I watched this movie like two years ago.
this. Alright, I'm going to link it. And all I want you to do is just screen share. Okay.
All right. It's in discord right now. Just play this.
All right, gang, whiplash. A little under tenfold, okay? Neiman, do your best.
Here we go.
Five, six, eight.
Let's hear some fells.
I'm going to put it right here.
Little trouble there.
Pick it up at 17.
Three, five, six.
Six and.
Not quite my tempo.
Here we go.
Five, six and.
Downbeat on 18.
Here we go.
Five, six and.
Part 17, the and of four.
Got it?
Five, six, seven.
Not quite my tempo. It's all good. No worries. Here we go.
You're rushing. Here we go.
Ready? Okay.
Tracking just ahead.
Wait for my cue.
Russian.
One, two, three, four.
All right.
Ready.
What do you suppose I just hurled a chair at your head, Neiman?
I don't know true you do the tempo were you rushing or were you drinking?
Start counting
James I hope you know that's gonna be us in real life when I go to Florida
Wait, are you in a match by the way?
No, someone dodged.
Was I dragging?
Count again?
One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.
Russian or dragging?
So you do know the difference!
If you deliberately sabotage my band,
I will fuck you like a pig.
Now, are you a rusher?
Or are you a drager?
Or are you gonna be on my fucking time?
So
Yep, are you gonna play like a passive scared little bitch, or are you gonna be over aggressive?
Or you're gonna be on my fucking time
I'm gonna be on your time, sir
Keep playing
Am I to understand that you cannot read tempo? Can you even fucking read music? What is that? Yes, what is that?
What's up, baby?
Okay, sorry
If you don't get challenger, I'll do way worse things to you than JC does. I have a spatula and a lot of anger against you.
Oh god, and she means that bro. She's Latina and when she gets her hands on the spatula, it's fuck
Wait, so if you don't get challenged for your girlfriend's gonna beat the shit out of you my wife
Wait, why do I keep saying sorry?
Wait, yeah, she spatula whips you in the ass
Yeah, but the thing is that it's only when I've done a good job that it goes in my ass. Do you want to hear something crazy?
I
Bro that was the crazy thing right there. What the fuck no the crazy thing was that we were in a lobby and the enemy team
Band mastery and the heck room and they first pick Diana. I'm not even bullshitting. Are you in a game right now right now?
No, no, no someone dodge thankfully
Well here don't ask
I
Want you to like if you're in a queue. I want you to just play
Whatever you need to play to get yourself locked in
Whatever you need, like whatever you need, bro.
What do you need to listen to, man?
You're one-off challenger. What do you need?
What do you fucking need, man?
Wait, yourself. Oh my God.
Yourself? I didn't even think about that.
I need my soft friend out, Ching Si.
I'm gonna get a beer. You listen to yourself!
20 hours of streaming a day, 4 hours of sleep a night, eating like shit, with burgers that
I ate cold, dog shit snacks here and there, caffeine to kill a fucking elephant, for challenger,
Korea
Oh, no, no, no, no
It's with the girl proving that I am the best heckram in the fucking world
So you know what fuck those people
New accounts and we go unlike the challenger with the highest win rate ever out of any
Western player and how well we go for two challenger accounts not just one is that I'd
be hard-stuck ran master I'll get two child accounts and then when I sit there
and I have my two child accounts and then when I sit there and I'm shitting on
pros every game then we'll go we'll go on the most demonic fucking run of all
time so I'm gonna be honest with you guys we're gonna trip isn't fucking beginning
My advice for another three weeks and you know what I just might extend it
another two it's nice but it's not enough it's never
You can always be higher rank, you can always have a higher winrate, you can always be better
at the game.
Have better understanding.
Wow.
Wow!
This is only the first time I've ever seen this.
Swith and Throats!
Stop that!
Swith and Throats!
They're gonna fucking die, GenC!
They're gonna fucking die, Jyncey!
Jyncey, they're gonna fucking die this game, do you understand me?
Yes, I have a little chills. I have chills.
Jinxie, I'm telling you right now, I don't give a fuck if I have the most disgusting team ever.
I don't give a fuck if my team is first time. I don't give a fuck if they're ending.
I don't give a fuck if my balling is all in ten or five minutes.
I don't give a fuck if the enemy team is five challenges. I don't give a fuck if I have four
bronze players on my team. I will annihilate everyone in this lobby.
I will drop the most demonic performance that you and everyone watching has ever seen.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
This is your childhood. Show them all those people that doubted you don't say all those people that
laughed in your fucking face. You've never fucking reclaimed your fucking challenger this season.
to raise your fucking back. Because guests who never stop believing, you never stop believing.
And now you find yourself 25 to 30 minutes away from the highest rank in the hardest
game of all time.
They're laughing at you.
they think jing see jing see you said show them you said show them right you
said show them you said show them right yes all right then let's fucking show
with them. Three counter-clear bot side and then we look on a bot tank. Let's go. It's
It's an hour now bro.
Hope Valkyrie's in mid later.
Yep, we got this ship.
Jinx, what if I told you something fucked up? Are you listening?
Yes, sir.
The enemy top laner is the recurrent rank 1 North American player, but I don't give a fuck!
Cause right now he's merely an obstacle.
You're nothing to that, you 11. They think you're weak.
Show them, 11. Show them.
I'll destroy myself before I accept to be in your hands!
Yes!
yeah fucking invade this cocksucker
I'm gonna give you a fucking juice, sir!
Do you understand?
Yes.
I'm gonna give you a fucking juice, sir!
I'm gonna give you a FUCKING JUICER, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
Yes.
Ever played Black Ops Zombies, GenC?
Oh yeah.
Then you should fucking know this one
I've lost a feeling
I don't know why, but...
No one alive bring me one one five
you want to see something cool jiddy give me some ideas up
oh i have cancer i need to dodge that cancer
So good
And me support is am I I could get the man claps on this so I gotta be a bit careful
I
Know I'm guys yes, yes, yes, yes, I see father
It's looking like a juicer looking like a juicer
Like a fucking juicy juicer right now.
It's looking like a 20 bomb.
Look to the skies to see the end of all creation again.
It's closed chat, it's closed.
We got a fucking ball game.
James, I'm gonna ask you a question.
Talk to me, talk to me.
Do you know Zizz?
Zizz?
No.
You don't, okay.
I'm gonna educate you one day.
But for now, what I'll say is I feel alive.
Now I can breathe again.
I call your name, my friend.
Listen.
Nice.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Got this it's the end of the journey right here or dare I say the start of a new journey
I love this song bro, I love this song.
I know, listen listen.
This song miles, no I can't.
But it's so cold and I don't know where.
I brought you by for those pretty streets.
But they won't fly around without a sign.
I want to kiss you, make you feel all dark, I'm just so tired, you send them off, I want to cry, and I want to love, but all my tears, be new to me.
sing this on me ho this one is all you
Now listen.
Jinx, are you ready for the drop?
Are you ready for the drop, Jinx?
You gotta tell me right now, bro.
Yes, bro.
Let's do it, then.
Loose and I'll sing a song that it be just us
I don't want to lose you, baby, in these hearts
So why use my voice? I'll be so fucking rude
But stay the ways we're here
I don't want to lose you, baby
And that'd be a song that'd be just us
But I sang along to another heart
I don't want to cry, I want a love to love
But all my tears will be used up
On another love, another love
All my tears will be used up
You got this bro seriously, you actually got it.
I
What song could even follow that one right now, oh, I don't know that's like one of the best songs ever made bro like genuinely shout out Tom Odell, bro
I don't even know.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Give me a second, let me think.
Will you red buff them recalls, or get your red buff then recalls?
Yeah, yeah.
Will you red buff them recall them for this one?
Well, give me a second, Jinx, I need to think of what song we need.
Oh, oh my god, okay, you've never heard this one, are you ready for it?
Yep, I'm always down to listen to new music.
Quick.
You need to listen to lyrics.
Have you ever watched Shudder Island before?
Yep, it's like, in my top 10 movies.
Perfect
fucking god this is so fucking close bro
so close
go darkness
go darkness
You're the best, bro! You're the best!
Oh my god! Fuck!
Fuck.
So far, it's just a bit different.
You did not lose, okay?
You will win this, you will win this.
The pain enters the body.
I saw the vision, I saw the vision.
The dream controls pain.
We got this.
We will win this.
Recreate a man that doesn't feel pain, Jynxie.
Listen.
Recreate a man that doesn't feel pain.
He doesn't feel pain.
50 years ago, people will look back and say, here, this place is where it all began.
You won't win.
You won't win, Dr.
She's still there.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! No!
She's still there.
You can't do this.
She's still there.
Oh shit!
This is like unironically the closest game of the league I've ever seen you play.
Unironically.
We got it though. We all prevail.
They need one more dragon for us.
Stay fucking with me.
Yes, yes, yes
About her about her about her about her
Yes
He's doing it. He's doing it. Who's there?
About her so fucking good
Yeah
She was good
Flickers, flickers
Who cares if someone's not my doll
If a moment is all we are
Or quicker, quicker
Who cares if one more light goes out
Well, I do
That's fucking soul again
It's not over bro, it's not over
No, it's not, you're right
I'm about to respad right now
No breeze said it was easy, GenC.
No breeze said it was easy.
You guys haven't cried in life, have you?
Fucking Gampus, don't test me.
Come up to meet you, fire, I'm sorry.
Oh how lovely you are
I had to find you
Tell you all these
Tell you I set you apart
You're my saddest pain
If such a shame was divine
No more by myself, it's easy
No more by myself, it would be this hard
I'm gonna get back to the last house
Yes, yes, yes!
We got it bro, we got it now.
Bro, here they go!
Wow!
That was so smart!
God, but that was one of my favorite planes you've ever done.
That was so smart.
Thank you, it's about knowing the limits, bro
that's fun
that's fun
that's fucking retarded
I
I think we're 25 W branch
and
now his auto, he auto's for like 600 damage so the problem is that he can just like
Smite at 2000 and I'm gonna lose
2 away again, oh my god.
That's a never ending cycle.
What a try, like what a try.
If you would have stole that elder that would have been literal cinema.
Yeah, but the problem is that stealing elder is impossible because Jaco built full credit.
So what it means is that he like autos for like 700 damage, right?
So all he has to do is just might have like 2,100 or like around there and then I just like can do shit
You know, I'm starting to realize drinks in low-key
I think you just win on you, bro. I don't even think you lost on
That's one thing bro. Win on the loss on heck room win on you win on you win on heck room loss on you
Oh wait your wife's in the back
No, that's my cat a cat broken. Oh, I know I'm just her
No, babe, please put the spatula it actually wasn't my fault
She saw you move
No, no
Don't say honestly just letters thank you because you apologize. Okay on my ass
Sorry, okay, I'm sorry for losing. Okay get out
Jinxie I lost your your wife spanks you if you lose your challenger game
Sometimes yeah, what?
There's one year where what she did was every time I would die in a league game because I'll tell you about the more
I died the more often I lose so every time I would die
She just you just started hitting with a spatula and I got bruises everywhere
Bro you're an interesting guy bro wait, so is you and your wife Canadian?
Uh, no, she's from Germany, but she's half German half Colombian
Yep, so that's why I needed one also gonna happen again
Bro
Jinxie how fucked up is this?
Everybody say your wife is your sister, though, because there's no better place to meet potential
partner than the family gathering.
Buddy, buddy, it's not.
Oh, you're two wins away again.
I want to die.
Don't does that sucks, bro.
God, that actually sucks, man.
We want to know what's really fucked up.
Actually sucks.
Yes, what's up? What's fucked up?
Two wins away.
What's fucked up is I'm post-fine on minus 31.
So there's a chance that if I lose again,
I would need an extra win because I wouldn't be over the cutoff anymore.
Can I read you this text message that my girlfriend just sent me?
Yep.
Thought I would watch your stream for a bit,
but that guy is actually terrifying.
laughing emoji Jesus Christ. She sent that at 9 24. Wait, so what was happening an hour ago? Oh,
I think that's when you were like talking about murdering your support player. Oh, yeah, that's
when I put on the screaming people compilation. Wait, you put on a screen. That was when I left.
Yeah, do you want to watch it with me?
Not really. Not really. Chad, it's not AI, bro. Shut up. Hand me the good bar. Hand me the good bar, bro.
What would you do if your girlfriend sits out tonight and then she wants to spank you now?
No, dude, listen, bro, she doesn't want to do that, and I don't want to do that, bro,
like I'm bronze, okay.
Listen, man, I don't know if I have the mental.
Why are you pacing again?
Listen, I don't know if I have the mental.
I don't have the mental instability to get challenged or leave.
Bro, listen, bro, I got champion and siege.
I'm happy with that.
I got fucking top 2000 in clash. I'm happy with that, bro
I'm gonna have fun on league. Yo, you have your fucking wife spanking you with spatulas
Dude, what the fuck is going on bro? Is that actually what it takes to be challenged?
You're gonna find out when I come down to Florida
bro
I hope you know we're going to do a segment at one point where I'm going to post a youtube
video and it will be called the one death equals one spit and every time you die I have to spit
in your mouth.
Bro, I'm not doing that bullshit ass video, can you hit challenge or fuck?
I'll go farm.
Bro, this is going to be a 24 hour stream if you don't get it, you need to get it, bro,
get it.
Okay, I'm gonna go pee, bro. You lock in bro. Just play yee, bro. You win every game on yee, all right?
Play yee. Now, hechrom is fucking like, bro, hechrom is ass. I'm not even kidding.
Guys, do we just say fucking and go yee? Is that what it takes now?
God damn it.
It's actually looks like a really good you game not kidding
Okay, guys, I need to piss.
Give me one second.
I didn't see.
Yo, what's up?
I'm back.
Okay, so you see the enemy jungler this game?
Uh, who is it? Who is the enemy jungler?
That's a professional player.
Yeah, this night just keeps getting worse and worse, bro.
Like, oh my god, I thought you were going to hit challenger two times now.
I want to die!
How do you even feel, bro?
So, do you want me to tell you a story and the reason why I'm numb to this?
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So at one point when I was going for Challenger in Brazil, what you're witnessing right now
with this like when lose, when lose, when lose, lose, whatever, this happened in Brazil
for unironically about 15 hours straight.
So, like, if you're not challenged by midnight, do you want to call it for the night and hit
it tomorrow?
Like, what do you want to do?
Because the challenge was midnight.
You technically have an hour and a half.
The problem is, Jinxie, that the Riot servers are going to go down tonight.
At 12?
No, I think I'd like 1 or 2 AM.
the thing is that the there's a new patch coming out so what do you want to do I'm
gonna shoot until the patch until the patch hits and I'm forced to get off and
that's 1 a.m. probably okay and you're gonna be right there with me
bro I could check should I stay up to 1 AM I could order some more chicken wings
let's get the shit going you know I I was thinking I could get chicken nuggets
maybe check chicken wings or chicken nuggets bro but if you just order a
shit of chicken and you saw like eating it well it's like a live I'd probably
just get like arrested on stream why because you don't eat live chickens
you just get feathers in your mouth yeah but you won't get arrested for it
came I chatted saying to stay up till 1 a.m. all right don't that I'm with you
till 1 a.m. if you're not challenging for them I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Like could you have played better last game honestly um
It was like small mechanical errors like if I would have played a tiny bit better mechanically then it might have changed something
I'm going to get you guys don't know my McDonald's order 10 piece nugget fries chocolate
one cookie. Where's the
fucking burger? I'm more of a
nuggets guy. Get both. Why?
Just so the burger can sit
there. Eat both. I just brought
10 nuggets. Get 20. You want
20 nuggets, I should know get 40 and if you don't need all 40 then you get punished punished by high-wise
What if I get 20 nuggets and then they're like the stale fake ones
And they would just be isn't all McDonald's food fake
Like how do you literally leave a McDonald's like burger out for like 10 years and it doesn't even change chat
You guys want to see something cute look?
My puppy is sleeping next to me.
Really?
Yeah, it's Jasmine.
Nice. That means it likes you.
Yes, Jasmine loves me.
So in your house, is it just you and your brother?
No, bro.
In my house, it's me, my brother, my other brother, my sister, my two cousins, my mom, my dad.
Bro what the fuck that's sick
I know bro it's my whole family, yeah
That's Ash and Zayn
Yeah bro so I just see my family every day it's awesome
Nice
It's actually sleeping
Dude what if you just bought like a big property out in like rural Arizona and then you just made your own cult
Why the fuck would I do that
Well because it would probably work
Bro, but I can't sleep, or not sleep.
I can't scream because of my scream.
She's, yup.
That says, what the fuck, bro?
Do you even want Challenger?
Do you even want it?
Do you even want it?
Do you want it?
Like, bro, why are we all here?
We're all here to see you hit Challenger.
We're all here to see you hit Challenger.
If you lose this game, you're gonna be three wins away.
All right, R2.
You need to win this game.
You have to win this game.
Wait bro, we're here to watch you win.
Everybody's cheering you on, man.
I'm gonna be honest like we kind of actually win this one like low key it's so in a bullet
hundred percent oh yeah no shit it just started like it just started bro relax yep there's
one kid oh you see now what we're gonna do is we're gonna play for the top two bot
full care. You ready for agency? Yes.
Like that's just come on, bro.
I know, like, you have to get
challenging, man. Please. You have to get it, bro. Please.
We're doing it. Don't worry.
That's it. I'm gonna give you I'm gonna read this as motivation.
Six months up in the chat named high with a bunch of eyes. I
I want to see him fail.
How does that make you feel about this?
Does that awaken anything in your heart, mind, or penis?
How does that make you feel?
He wants to see you fail.
The only thing getting awoken is,
is that after the night shift
and then beating the fuck out of him?
Because he made too much noise.
Do you know what I mean, Jinxie?
Wait, so Speeka is the pro player who's jungling?
Wait, why didn't you answer what I said?
Bro, because that's correct.
Yep, we can off off.
bro call me crazy don't test listen yep if you get off now you're three wins away
and you get it tomorrow
no
because what I don't want to happen is I don't want you to till and then you're
like nine
Jin see I'm gonna tell you something I've never tilted before in my entire life
What do you mean you've never tilted what the fuck like I mean like I've legitimately never gotten tilted
Like have I gotten peeved yes, but I've never been tilted
I wish somebody was like when I went on a music streak. Hey man, you should probably get off yeah, but how can you've been losing clash?
Have you ever played the game?
No, but it's single player like if you lose it's completely your fault. No
The game has like hardcore like hard counter matchups
Like matchups really stand no chance of winning. Yeah
So like what would happen like the endless cycle of clash is like
You play good you get a bunch of medals or trophies and then you lose to a hard counter
And then it's like whatever and then you lose to another hard counter
But then you get so mad that you match back-to-back hard counters in a row
That what you end up doing is you end up just getting angry
So then when you don't even have a bad matchup you just lose anyways because you're pissed
But if you don't get tilted bro, you got it
That's my super power jinxie I'm telling you I'm never tilted
So their jungler plays for what team?
None anymore
Yep.
Nice.
That was kind of goaded by your teammate.
Okay, GenC, I'm not going to lie to you, there's still a chance.
I just have to give literally everything.
So you're two wins away?
Wait, are you getting it?
Your mic just like lagged out.
Wait, wait, wait, your Discord camera froze.
Wait, your mic's like lagging out.
Are you good?
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Does it sound good now?
Yeah, no, you're okay.
Okay, Jinx, are you ready?
The screen share is black.
Dude, no, it's not.
Bro, unstructured.
Wait, is it actually?
Yeah, yeah.
But Chad is saying you're playing the number one jungler
NA.
Bro, it's still not working, Mio.
What?
I just showed you.
Go, go, go, go.
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
Wait did you see me get the killer or no?
No.
The screen is blacked in our time.
So if we can use this on reaction.
The guy you're playing, is that guy the best jungler on A?
Uh he could be one of them maybe.
Are you the best jungler on A?
Without a fucking doubt.
So what's your win count here, talk to me, Dantez.
How do you win?
How do you win?
So what we need to do is we just need to keep
selling resources.
Because the thing is that right now, my
Cassante is doing well, like my top laner.
But we just didn't get to a point where it's like, we
can sell the game out so that I can put my top laner in
fight and win.
So now the issue is that, like, this game looks hard.
So what we're going to do now is we're going to actually see if we can look on the Zyra kill.
Well my chat is saying I did see you get the kill. I was on my phone maybe? I don't know.
Hey Jynx, what fight is it? There's a wincon.
What is the wincon?
Me.
Ora.
Okay. If you win this, you're one off again.
It's all the same.
That's how we're walking, we're walking right now.
So like, if they were to stop in a platinum right now, up 10 kills, do you think they'd still win or not?
They'd lose for sure.
Who would be the platinum?
Top laner, like Malfi.
Like they'd probably still have the advantage?
Yeah.
But if it was their jungler, no. If it was their jungler, you stop in a platinum and he would lose.
something
This is so fucking cancer
It's okay bro calm down black
Jinx the real question when the fuck has time someone to calm down ever calm them down ever
That actually is a good question. I honestly don't know
Yeah, that is a good question. I don't even know if that's ever worked
He's been two wins away since 8pm, you know, you see, shut the fuck up.
He was one win away twice.
That's true.
Brzefus, you got this.
Y'all are coming back.
Hold up!
Hold up!
Listen, it's me on this top laner against the world right now.
You're good, bro.
You guys got this, okay?
Trust me.
all right so let's do a new show you've never tilted bro you got this shit you
need more beer I'll get I'll get one beer after every game I'll just keep
going until I'm drunk one beer after every game
What if you get alcohol poisoning?
No, one beer every 40 minutes, you can't get alcohol poisoning.
Well if I just start spam running it down over and over and over again, then you'd die
of alcohol poisoning.
Well yeah, then I would die of alcohol poisoning, but I'm going to assume you're not going to
do that.
Bro, this guy's 7-0, my god.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter because the thing is we have a lot of chains you see.
All it takes is one guy lining one ability on him, and then afterwards we can just run.
Okay, let's see if our disabled 0th decides to actually walk in this bush.
Yeah, cuz he just walks on my bottom and just fucking doing so my shit
You told speed no more beer bro
That's not what I said
What I said?
Yeah, I don't even drink bro relaxed
Wait, didn't you just drink now?
Bro, I don't like to get drunk. I like to drink two beers and go to bed. I'm like a human.
Wait, Jinxie, don't get drunk every night and then go to the arcade so you can beat up
around the little girls that you meet over there.
Uh, if you read my YouTube comments, yeah, that's what it's gonna say. My YouTube comments
are literally plagued with false stories. None of that shit's real, man.
road up and you can you get chatted mother fucker
jimsy use me like a sex
all right
well
camera be really well it's like number off for us right now
Bro, Hasvika died? Hasvika died?
Jhinxie, it's looking like a little rough.
You might not even want to queue while this guy is queuing.
Voila!
Well, I don't mean that's the issue.
I think the issue is more about the fact that the enemy supported 0-0 and 13.
Like, the enemy supported us to participate in more kills than even their fucking jungler us.
most of the time you can actually like sit there and understand which lane is
getting gap she didn't just said yeah it's jungle for sure yeah well he's he's
like trolling okay okay bro I think y'all just FF it's in like safe time no
isn't this just bad like all the games are winnable this one doesn't even look
win a game. They're so fat. Yeah, but I'm not even kidding, like we still have a chance.
Seriously? Really? Yep. As long as I'm in the game, we can always win.
Okay, remember, don't test every game is wonderful, okay, every game is wonderful, every game.
I can feel I can feel myself slipping what do you mean by slipping
I'm slipping into madness.
No, no, no, no.
Listen, we lost you for an hour.
We can't lose you again.
That was scary.
Well, that was literally scary, bro.
We can't lose you again.
Jingzai, can you feel it calling to me, man?
What is it?
The Shadow Man.
Who is the Shadow Man?
He's the guy that makes me say all these bad things.
Yeah.
Keep your mouth closed.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
Shut up, Don.
It has no nothing.
No.
Get out.
Get out of my head.
Please.
You're never going to make it.
You'll never be challenger again.
Leave me alone.
Okay.
Maybe.
Please.
Don't tell us.
Listen.
Don't tell us.
Don't tell us.
Listen.
Maybe you sleep it off and you hit challenge with tomorrow.
You can always hit challenge with tomorrow.
Not even Jinx, he believes in you.
Leave me alone, he does.
He would do anything.
Not even Jinx he believes in you leave me alone. He does
He would never lose faith in me
Listen to what he's saying. He's telling you to get off
I'm gonna get another beer you figure this
doubt this you need to figure your shit out if you keep laying like if you're
doing this you're not ever gonna win the shadow man the fuck is wrong with you
bro the shadow man really really the shadow man is telling my Jen to go and
this hunger second item I can hear him whispering to him
Oh
Guys, this is a fucked up game.
One hour ten minutes left when you finna get sucker punched in the mouth.
I
Doesn't jump resolve 18
Yo, don't ask I
Really think you guys should just ff man
And maybe go to the next game
Don't ask I don't think it's worth it, bro
I think we just ff and go to the next thing see it's like going up to an orphan and orphanage and tying tying him
Hey, man, I think you should just get adopted like I've been fucking trying man. Have you not seen this?
Yeah, I think you should just ff and go into the next one. I don't think there's any point of playing this out
Jinxie jinxie. I have been trying
What more do you want me to do?
Just convince your team to ff. Listen, bro. All y'all need to do is win three games. That's it
Bark for it. Okay bark bark through the ff
Bark for the ff just do it if you bark you'll do it
It's like going up to a homeless man and telling him bark for a dollar.
Yo, Don't ask. Yeah, it's not about being an asshole. It's like I don't want to see my friend
get literally ganked for the next five minutes. This is so counterproductive.
It's 30 to seven, guys. Wake up and smell the coffee. This one was over nine minutes ago.
We got an FF and get into the next game. It's not about it's not about it's about being a good friend
Bro if your friend was burning alive in a car crash, would you pull him out of the car? Yeah
Let's get you out of the car now. That's the puns if I'm on a windshield or not. Yeah, that's crazy
not ff-ing just to...
don't send this, do not send this.
True Leaven will burn you. Do not send this.
Bro just... but if you sit at the fountain you're going to get banned. Oh my god this game is
Just keep running it down until it's over
See what the fuck under front are you brother? It's 31 to 7 like I can't watch this
It's literally the equivalent to watching your friend get jumped and stabbed and instead of stopping the fight
You record it with a camera. That's what I'm doing. Oh, I'm recording this with a camera
This is a joke
Jinx it's like your friend is getting jumped and stabbed and then you tell him you're like hey dude
Pull your pants. I'm let them fuck you in the ass too while they're
Bro just f f this shit, bro. I can't look at this anymore. It's like once you get stabbed
Also what like on top of this you have literally one hour to hit chow I
Don't think it's possible anymore. You need 320 minute wins
You need three wins in a row, three wins straight, I'll allow it.
Like don't test, listen, if you get three wins straight that counts because as long as you
cue your last game before 11-59, that's within the confines of the challenge.
I want about the confines of the mental prison
that's erected itself around my mind.
Yeah, listen, you need to listen, bro.
Don't test.
Here's what happened.
You were one went away from Challenger
and you got into it, okay?
You got literally fucking into it, okay?
Then you were one went away from Challenger again
and you lost a close game.
What you can't do is just allow this,
Don, if you lose your mind,
then you're gonna start playing bad.
As long as you maintain the current level of play you're at now, you're going to hit challenger, okay?
Well, you can't do his tilt. You cannot tilt.
Alright, let me get my chicken nuggets and then we're going to regroup.
Give us feedback.
Open up your plans and damn y'all three.
All right, don't pass.
Yep.
Here's what we're going to do. You're listening to me. I'm the coach now. All right.
Go to YouTube and listen to I'm yours by Jason Maras.
Also known as Mr. A to the Z.
Listen to me. This song, my mom would play this song all the time. It would cheer me up.
Hi guys, stop clicking shit.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm feeling it's low key
No more it cannot wait, I'm your eyes, open up your mind and see the light.
GenC.
Open up your plans and damn you.
GenC.
What's up man?
Can I play the tarpon springs anthem?
I don't think we have an anthem.
You do, you want to hear it?
Yeah, what are you going to play?
This isn't it. Do you want to know what it is? What?
Armed and dangerous by King Von. This is the tarpon spring xanthum.
Wait who's King Von? You don't want to know buddy.
and dangerous king bun trust me I'm the target wings anthem
latest yeah target spring let's go
This is what the 75 year old grandma listens to as she walks down the street walking her dog
No, no, this will be playing in Tarpon Springs when we fucking jump somebody
Bro lock in bro dead ass
All right, let me set up. Let me set up. Let's go
Well these fries are way too good
Yeah, I think I have the drunchies.
Alright, let's head down, James, let's go.
Bro, whenever I get buzzed, I always want to absolutely put back some McDonald's every
time.
Bro, McDonald's nuggets are not real meat.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Let it out. Just let it out.
Hey, hey, if you lose this game, let it all out.
Don't text. Let it all out if you lose.
Okay.
You have so much pent-up aggression, bro.
Should I do eat healthy, bro?
you
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the old it always ends the ancient way
changes on the fucking samurais bro
and look at the champ i'm playing
shiro yama samurais
shiro yama samurais
imperial
forestified
was one of the number jing see do you feel that
who she don't
so locked in dot
i am i am
slenderman
so and then
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Yeah
No way you gotta wait
500 summer ride
Surrounded and outnumbered
Bushido dignified
No, it's cuz I'm the goat
3 wins is all you need, Joe.
Yep, I'm talking here.
This game, and then 2 more.
You got this, bro!
And it still means you beat the deadmine.
Jamesy, it's time for us to forget the past, bro.
Embrace the future.
yes yes yes
Jason 500 Samurai Surrounded and unnumbered
She don't dignified
Show you off there's no point standing around. Yes, play this play this place
Many of your horses on the double
Right.
Right.
Right into our deaths.
Yes.
Yes, we are.
And since we're dying anyway, you're saying that it's better.
If we at this time fighting.
I am.
But wait.
If we'll die anyway.
Then who cares what we do?
We could just disobey your orders.
It wouldn't mean a thing, would it?
Yes, you're precisely right.
You're precisely right.
Every time you die, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
everything that you thought had me
every hope, dream, or moment of happiness
none of it matters as you like
none of the day matters as you walk in far
last came to challenger jing see
nothing changes what an inting piece of shit does
to our bank
does that mean our lives are meaningless?
does that mean that there was no point in
not being born?
what about our slain comrades?
would you say that about slain comrades?
What about their lives?
Fucking god damn it!
They were not.
This is as an example to us all.
The courageous fallen.
The anguish fallen.
Their lives have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them.
This is for all the EU people, Jinxie, that have been staying up until 4am to watch the challenge of grind.
Shout out to y'all, y'all don't go there.
They don't fuck us!
My shoulders push forward!
My shoulders slip out!
My shoulders hurt!
You go down, Jack.
If you don't get challenge, I'm gonna fuck you in your tired ass!
I don't like beds!
No, I can't be second to beds!
If you don't get challenge, I'm gonna fuck you in your tired ass in Florida.
in less in florida
let's go
Santa for any of you right now, you're hot
you're out of the whole house
jingsy wait, wait for it jingsy
Oh, this is like a goat on this, you go! You go, you go! Yes!
Oh, God! Oh, God!
You have to win this
Jensy listen
If I lose it all Jensy
If I don't hit challenger today
She still
Accepts me
Would I still accept you if you didn't hit challenger?
Yeah
I'd be like my son asking me
If I would still love the peers and crack cats
And the answer
Is yes
I'll still love you, Jensy
If you don't hit challenger
I love you, Frances, if you don't challenge her, but I'll just be disappointed.
The answer is worse!
You don't want to disappoint your father!
You don't want to disappoint your mother!
You make your father proud!
You make your father proud and you gank mid!
This one's for you, father.
This is all you. This is your kill.
Nine.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Dog-ties. Another. Why not? Why not one more? Oh my god.
Another. Another. Oh my god.
This is for you, father!
Unfeat there.
You need to get challenger.
You need to win, win, win.
We will. We will.
My father is alive.
You need to get challenger, father.
You need to get it.
I need to get it.
Jinxie, do you want to know why this matters?
Why?
Because legends never die.
Holy transition. Holy fucking transition on pets. Holy fucking transition.
I'm like K-Son.
Never die.
Jinxie, I wanted to watch what's about to happen. Are you looking?
are looking outnumbered good it means it's even odds for them
I've cancer I'm a fucking retard wow okay never mind yeah no no no wait
yep this is actually really bad if I'll do Jinxie stop bro I already know you
don't need to tell me again okay okay wait there's a there's a weird song that
gonna play the beat goes hard but just don't listen to the lyrics okay the beat
goes hard but don't listen to the lyrics yeah exactly all right okay are you
sure yeah let's go soon goes fucking crazy by the way don't listen to the
lyrics yeah do not listen to the lyrics just on this large
All right
Yo
It goes fucking crazy for the job
Wait for it bro.
What the fuck are you listening to, what the fuck is this?
Wait, wait!
I told you not to listen to the lyrics why didn't you listen yeah
Yeah, bro, that's not possible. They opened up and snicked my ass out.
Ah!
God damn it!
I hope a friend will face it just a big big good boy
Cause he's a good boy
Wimper? Good boy
Bro, what the fuck?
This is fucking up my beer buzz
Fuck
Dude, Wimper like a good boy? What the fuck is that?
You didn't see bro, I told you not to listen to the lyrics
Yeah buddy, I hate buddy, what else am I supposed to do?
The beat
Yeah, I heard it
I heard it bro
right I think you give right no
there's a world is away there's a world is away never give never give Jinxie
never give ever you're the greatest ever okay now Jinxie one question for
you yes are you ready yeah are you gonna play beauty in a beat no
there's no you don't know this one okay listen I channel in this pumping
bro, pick me and beat man, fuck!
bro, soon, wait!
keep acting
ohhhhh
you're such a beast, you stand out best
bro, nooo
you won all off!
what even happened?
what the fuck happened?
you were one off!
what the fuck happened?
The real world, the real world, the real world, the real world, the real world.
Jinkse what's happening, what's happening, what's happening.
Oh, not bad.
Okay wait, we're fine, we're fine.
Just trust, just trust.
Atomic, atomic, overdrive.
DEMOSCHIST!!!
Bro, put on Justin Bieber man
The string keeps getting longer and longer. Yeah, this might be a 25-hour stream
Now change see now change see
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I
Song is kind of tough told you it's actually good
My cat knows that song, it's like saying everyone knows that bro
Thank you very much.
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Tell me what you know about the night Terry's every night cold sweats waking up
Tell me what you know about dreams
Tell me what you know about
It's our moment James
Rattleray waking to bed for the sorrow
I'm gonna pursue happiness
I know everything's shining
I'm just gonna go away
I'll be gone once again
NICE!
NICE!
I'm gonna pursue happiness
And I know everything is shining
I'll be fine once I get in
I'll be good
I'll be super happiness
I'll be fine
I'll be good
I'll be good
I'll be good
Dude, kick cut is so good! Oh my god!
Okay, Jengzee.
Talk to me.
I need to show you a song. Are you listening?
Bro, you're two wins away. Play whatever you need.
Whatever you need, bro.
Listen.
Trust me.
This goes fucking crazy.
Do you trust me
I'm in my toes, I'm in my blood
You want the fuck am I listening to you mother fucker Genzi? Okay, your ears listen listen, please
This goes crazy in five seconds
Bro Mongolian throat singing what the fuck yes rock that's the power
Wait, it's just kind of cooking hold up. I told you, bro
Chad, this is my last beer, because I'm slightly drunk.
One of them.
The power of autism will bring you to challenge us!
get out get out of there get fucking out get out of there
yep we're good you will be challenge your dentist you will
I will, I will, Jerry!
you you you all you shite no no no no it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay
my ass was cancer oh my little bonus cancer too
don't has no no we're fine no challenger man you need a challenger
Jinxie.
Whoa, this is me!
Seriously.
Every single day when you wake up, bro.
Start it off!
FIVE!
Years ago, five!
It was just an idea.
God, I fucking...
FUCK! I love this fucking speech!
I like your dreams.
Your dreams forever.
I made a promise to myself.
Year and a half ago I said,
I'm not gonna let myself slip down this path.
When you break a promise, to yourself...
It's about what you do in the Dark Room
when it's you and your thoughts
and you fucking roll
You're dead today
Fuck!
Well that's how you don't tell you what you can and can't do in this life
Anything you think you're mine though
fucking engage engage sorry don't I can't I can't I can't I'm sorry I was pulling it to the I was pulling it to the beat job I know
I think they use that for me
I hate that
Jinx this are fucking moments you understand me
bro job test I'm legit
wow job test I'm legitimately drunk you needed a challenge of all I'm drunk it's gonna make it better
Okay
I love you I love that you got out of there I love you I love that you got out
I love it
Okay, James you gotta go topside now we gotta go topside now. Let's go
Holy fuck
You gotta get talented at that right now!
I'm doing it.
What do we play now?
Listen.
Gohan!
Come on, Donkai, you got this shit!
Get ready to get the highwoods here, Sprolin, because he's about to do it!
Engage! Engage! Fucking Engage! Yes! Yes!
Dante, this is a fucking ghost. You hear me? You're a fucking ghost! You hear me? All I can hear is you!
Let your voice be my guiding light, Jingxi.
My lighthouse and the tumultuous sea, that is the unending despair of this journey.
Oh Po-Jack, there is no other stop, it's the way it is, you know?
The trip finally stops.
Is it terrifying?
I don't think so.
It's the way it is, you know?
All things must come to an end.
But, Jinxie, the way it is, need not be, the way it will be.
What?!
Do you get it?
But, did you watch Bojack Horseman or not?
No.
Fuuuuck!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I failed you!
Since that fan you don't need my shoes
We got to do a bow jack horsemen scene where he wants the whole show in one stream
That show will change your life you engage fucking engage engage
Oh, it's father's father
Father's son
You better fucking engage, boy!
Engage!
Boggles, get out of my stream!
Boggles!
I'm drunk!
You're gonna ruin it!
You're gonna ruin it!
What do we got next?
What do we got next?
What do we got next?
next uh wait i got you with one this one's for you death note oh my god best show ever made
and after that i'll be rid of the police what do you think an hell
That's right! That is my perfect victory!
I win!
You better get down there or I'll beat the shit out of you!
Do you understand?
Engage!
Dodgers engage!
Engage!
To HXC!
That's my boy!
That's my boy!
Since for you.
Since for you, bro.
I'm stimming!
I'm stimming!
Engage!
Fucking engage!
GO GO GO GO!
Engage!
Engage!
Engage!
Oh wait, oh.
wait save one left how's that even possible how's that possible no it's fine it's fine
it's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine oh no oh no
NIGHT
your team is in some piece of shit no no that's fine son we're so good we're so good
I'm gonna puke on this fucking stream
There was no other way the world had to be fixed
Kill them all, Dundun!
I'll kill them all!
I'll kill them all!
I'll kill them!
Robin thinking about getting Robin!
No! No fucking way, that bush camping piece of shit.
Engage fucking engage engage. I love you. That's my book. That's my boy
Contest when I tell you fucking engage you fucking engage every fucking time wait every time
You know that I am happy with some of the guy I can see him dying?
Sometimes do I get one more beer, yes or no?
Engage!
Fucking Engage!
Shit.
No, no, it's one point, it's just, uh, I think you're showing the beer server, but I think you're showing them for a little bit.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. You might need to chill on them for a little bit
Okay, let's go bro
You know what? You're right
Don't ask you're right
Jengzee what if I told you?
That someone made a hard style of us save wallah listen
This is us.
Yes.
I made a promise to myself.
I'm not gonna let myself slip down this path.
Don't you know I'm still standing.
Better than I ever could.
JZ, what's in Mussel's lesson fast?
I've never supposed to have a shirt.
Oh my god, this is deep.
This is deep.
My name is Monania.
My name is Blade, and I have to never know you.
I thought that I need you to fucking get in there, I need you to take over this fucking
game.
Do you hear me?
Take your fucking damn loud and clear!
Oh, I need you to take over I need you to take over this game
f**king engage f**king engage engage f**king engage engage engage
shy so yeah and also this is it
holy shit okay don't test listen bro you need to win this game because then
you're on your challenger game you didn't say not song with me right now
Yes.
you
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In game, I'll kill you
Christian DL my shoes they cost a bad I party one way again
Isn't about the news he thank you damn you back in trouble again
Bro play
Bro, this is another good song
oh it's another good song wait can you play Billy Jean by Michael Jackson
soon wait this is a good song
bro if you don't win this I'm gonna fucking kill you in game in game in game
fucking engage
no
sorry
no
don't be so sure
why is it to the same on rock
Ahhhhhhhhhh
This game might be over. Yo, play Michael Jackson, maybe, maybe you'll play good, maybe, maybe.
Okay, well, sir.
Sorry, bro.
Fuck.
Wait, no! Play Broken Window Serenade!
Bro.
Broken Window Serenade! Last order, cross!
Walla!
Oh my god chat try not to cry guys try not to cry try not to cry chat
Oh man
It's a hard one Jinxie
That's a fucking hard one, dude.
God the lyrics in this song are so fucking deep.
No.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Don't ask may I have a word with you? I'm listening
Don't ask
May I have a word with you in my office? Yeah
It doesn't matter
that you didn't reach challenger tonight, it only matters if you stop.
The only way you can fail in life, Tontes, is if you stop trying.
So what I want you to do is tomorrow, I want you to just win three games in a row.
And you got it, bro.
I'm literally hammered right now.
I need to sleep this off.
But bro, listen, you fucking fought
and I'm proud of you today.
I'm fucking proud of you, bro.
Literally, if you didn't have that inting pe-
I'm happy that you tried.
I'm proud of you for trying.
Tomorrow you'll be three wins away from challenger.
All right.
You'll be three wins away from challenger and you're going to hit challenger tomorrow.
Okay, so you're saying you want me to queue up again so tomorrow I'm only two
wins away from challenger. Yeah, that's not what I'm saying. What I want you to do,
Tautes, I want you to turn off your stream and go hug your wife, bro. Okay?
Tomorrow you're gonna get down to it because today was scary, alright? Let me talk to you, bro.
Today was the most scared I've ever been of you when you were one-off challenger and you were fantasizing about slitting
Syllas's throat in game that was terrifying
Listen, bro. I'm saying this out of love. You only need three wins. Okay?
I don't know if you're in the best mental headspace to play league right now. I
Just watched you play league for six hours, bro
And look, bro, who cares if you lost the challenge?
All that means is now you're coming to Florida
after this Minecraft marathon
and I'm gonna spank your ass, bro.
It's honestly a good thing that you lost.
So what I want you to do, bro,
is I want you to hug your wife and watch a movie
and enjoy your night, bro.
And then tomorrow you're gonna hit challenger, okay?
Why did somebody in my chat just type can't end on a loss
and why did you just queue again?
Why did you queue again, you sick motherfucker?
Don't test, just go hug your wife.
Don't test, what are you doing?
Why the fuck would my wife wanna hug a low elo husband?
You're not low elo, you're grandmaster.
You're three wins away, you're not low elo, bro.
This isn't you, Don't test, this isn't you.
What if I told you this is the purest form of me?
No, no, no, no, please.
What if I told you that all of the mental stability that you've seen had to be forced?
What if I told you that the fact that I love the balanced lifestyle?
Wait, Jinxie.
Wait, we shut the fuck up.
Jinxie.
It might not be over yet.
Jinxie.
You got tabling?
Yeah, but Jinxie if I win this I get double LP if I win this and I get double LP
Bro, I gotta go like what?
Jinxie
Jinxie if I win this and I get double LP
Jinxie got that I have to like sweet brown
wait you wallah you get double up if you win
well I get double up if I win and then we're one man off challenger
oh my god why did you cue you sick fuck you're such a little bit jinxie jinxie
think about it think about it for a second this could be a sign from God
no listen jinxie please listen I queue up randomly right when I decide to
randomly queue up. I get randomly out of field top and we're three games away from challenger.
If I win this and we get double LP, then I'm one win away from challenger. It's literally a sign
from God. I'm not even trolling. Bro, I'm telling you, you know what you need to do, bro? You need
to like to win. Yes, because if I win, we get double LP. Actually, look at this guy. This is a guy
That is fucking destroyed by League of Legends.
This game destroyed you, bro.
They got you by the nuts.
What are you even saying?
Bro, you could have just hit it tomorrow, you fucking psycho.
Jinxie.
Bro, I'm not getting another beer, Tav.
I got another beer.
I'm going to faint.
Jinxie, if I win this game, I am literally getting double LP.
Bro, you're so sick in the head, bro.
Jinxie.
What?
Jinxie.
Are you listening to me right now?
Wait, you actually get double LP, though?
Yes, yes.
Jinxie, I want you to close your eyes for a second, okay?
Bro.
Tell me when your eyes are closed.
all right they're closed brother close what's up
dude you actually need to stay up oh my god
jing see just the small town girl yeah yeah living in a lonely world she took
the midnight train going anywhere
you took the midnight train going anywhere
Jesus, Jesus, your turn, your turn, your turn
you took the midnight train going anywhere
He took the midnight train going anywhere
you
What because I love you got that
Because I love you. I'll watch this game. I love you too, bro
Let's get it fucking done. If you win if you win. I'll watch one more. I
Watch fucking do it then bro
Jinksy check this out my top air is about to die look at that Jinksy are you working bro?
That's us if you win this game
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you're the god
shit, i was fuckin' maldreamtsy
you're actually modding the fuck out of this guy
what?
i'm telling you
bro, i was just modding every game
who was here?
who the fuck was here?
Shut
Don't test it's only right if you hit it at one in the morning. I know what you mean. It's only right
Oh my god, oh my god, you just need one win, don't test.
You see one way
Okay, double P I know I showed the double P
Okay, but Jinxie now it's a real question
Jinxie is
928 LP enough for Challenger
check check check
It's not or it is it's not
So, we might need two more ones.
Mio!
Mio!
But I gotta go to bed!
I gotta go to bed!
Two more again!
Mio!
Did you hear me?
I can hear you.
Okay.
Bro, if you needed one more win at 1am, I would watch.
Bro, you need two more wins at 1am.
I physically, I've already like, I've been streaming nine hours.
I'm already drunk.
Bro, listen, don't test.
I think you should hit it tomorrow.
The challenge is already over.
You need two wins.
If you want to hit it now, I'm not going to stop you.
This is your moment, but bro, I have to go to sleep.
I have been live for nine hours.
It's one in the morning.
I think you can hit it tomorrow.
One month.
Jinx, I understand where you're going at, but there's something that I need to tell
you.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
So you live in Tarpen Springs, right?
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay, have you been all checking out the news recently? What about the news? Oh?
So you haven't
What is the news what what is the news?
Jinxie Jinxie
There's a guy named the drunk tarpon diddler and what he does is
Anytime you go to sleep
before 2.30 a.m. and you're drunk. He goes in a room and he starts stabbing you to death.
I'm not even kidding. Jinxie, Jinxie, listen 15 people have the lost. Jinxie, I wouldn't be
laughing if are you. 15 people have lost their lives to this guy. Read your chat. Read what
they're saying. What are they saying Jinxie? They're saying true, degloved, degloved, true.
Listen, if you go to bed right now, you're gonna wake up with a blade in your throat
and you'll never be able to take your mother out to breakfast ever again.
Yeah.
Miho.
Miho.
Listen, I'm telling you this, I'm telling you this, because I care about you, Miho.
We cannot have you die to the drunk tarpon diddler, bro.
We cannot.
Can you listen to me and stop fucking pacing?
Okay, listen, bro.
I have been streaming for nine hours. I've been drinking for the last three. I need to go to bed, bro.
If you were one win off, yes, I would watch, but your two wins off. We don't even know if you're going to win.
Listen, if you wait until tomorrow at literally like fucking four, 4pm, 3.30, I'll be able to watch all the games fully energized, bro.
able to watch all the games fully energized, bro. I'm literally on one HP right now. I
can't do it. If you want to hit challenger now, I'm not going to stop you, bro. But I
have to go to sleep now. I have to go to sleep now. This is like bad.
Jynx, I understand, but I'm going to say this right now you're on one HP, but when the drunk
tarpon didler comes in your room, you're going to be on zero HP because it isn't 2.30 AM
yet, bro. Like look at your clock. What time does the clock say?
Dottess, there is not a drunk-tarpened diddler.
Oscar Chat.
Dottess, the challenge is over.
Oscar Chat.
Listen, fuck the chat, they're just going to fucking troll.
Dottess, the challenge is over.
Can you just wait until tomorrow and then we do a full-on fucking sweat fest if you
had it or not?
Please.
I'm asking you this as a friend.
Just take, bro, just chill.
Watch Netflix.
You need to with, you just got double LP.
You just got double LP. You're literally going to coast in a challenge or tomorrow, bro. All right, sorry, Jinxie, Jinxie.
One more. I'll watch you. Listen, listen, listen. Let me ask you a question. Okay.
And this will dictate everything. You've spent the whole day watching me try to challenge her.
Yes, I have. You've been here through every step of the way.
Are you asking me as a friend right now to just go to bed so tomorrow you can be there for the culmination of the journey?
Bro yes, please
Yes, that's exactly what i'm saying
Bro, sleep it off rest up. You need two wins tomorrow
I'll literally start streaming fucking early soon enough to wait
I'll fucking start streaming at 2 30
Bro, you're gonna hit challenger tomorrow. I can feel in the tip of my rock and I'll be there, bro
Okay, I'll I'll put it off in the same way that you were there for me
I'll be there for you get your fucking sleep soldier. You did well today
Dottas tomorrow you're gonna challenge me to win
To win because then I'll actually have energy bro right now. I'm literally on one HP. All right, okay?
I got you and then wait, you know what the best thing is Jamesy
tomorrow if I hit challenge from the two wins then afterwards you fucking it's
your turn for silver bro yes exact bro exactly tomorrow's gonna be peak okay
don't you tomorrow I fucking love you bro that was so fun but dude I need to
sleep okay I love you all right yes look here look look look what I'm about to
do okay I'm about to do watching you exit your clan nice all right don't
test I'll see you tomorrow I'll text you all right see you all right have a
good night bro today peace all right please
chat I'm sorry guys I'm so tired guys listen the fuck up that was a fucking
10 hour stream down there tomorrow don't a city challenge your chat I'm gonna go
to sleep. I love y'all boys. Tomorrow, Don Tess hits Challenger. I hit Silver. The day after
tomorrow, Minecraft Marathon. After that, Don Tess flying to Florida. After that, the last of us,
one and two Marathon. Chat, we're locked in all month. Love y'all boys and I'll see you in the next
one. Chat has always got a first God of Bless and in case I don't see you. Good afternoon.
you