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Jynxzi

[524/730] ๐ŸŸฅ DAY 4 ๐ŸŸฅ PLAYING ELDEN RING UNTIL I BEAT IT ๐ŸŸฅ

06-09-2026 ยท 0h 51m

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[00:03:30] Bro, I gotta hit the shower, bro, like, can being an Elden Lord wait 20 minutes?
[00:03:42] Alright, how about I have to shower and wash my ass?
[00:03:49] Same, both of them.
[00:03:51] So, I think we do that, and then we become Elden Lords, what's the...
[00:03:57] I'm trying to...
[00:04:00] Oh, yeah!
[00:04:04] Uh...
[00:04:07] Oh, getting word...
[00:04:11] I'm so god for you, not a...
[00:04:13] ...tond of a load.
[00:04:17] You said it. Paul goes his honor. What?
[00:04:20] Yes, he's on, he's on Elden Lord right now.
[00:04:36] Boggles is on Elden Lord?
[00:04:43] You mean God free his clone?
[00:04:45] Yeah, yeah, God free the little clone, right?
[00:04:49] The love boss?
[00:04:52] What?!
[00:04:55] Well tell that motherfucker that I'm fighting Mog so he needs to fight Mog too.
[00:05:01] He can't skip to Melania and get early left.
[00:05:03] Awesome Melania.
[00:05:05] What do you mean? What do you mean Melania?
[00:05:07] Yes, I'm Melania.
[00:05:09] No, that's what I mean. I'm saying, oh, Boggs is in 5 Melania.
[00:05:13] Like, that's not even, you're not even an held-in lord.
[00:05:15] Listen, bro.
[00:05:17] tell boggles that he needs to fight
[00:05:24] Mog to answer the super big dick's super stuff what's his name chat the
[00:05:31] dragon placid a sickix plus placid a sickix oh my god yeah what's up have
[00:05:43] I'm gonna have a nice full tub.
[00:05:45] Talk to me, bro.
[00:05:47] Watch out, it's like me and you, I mean it.
[00:05:55] Buckles beat millennia.
[00:06:02] Wow.
[00:06:08] Do you think we'll announce the red fits?
[00:06:11] It's not humanly possible.
[00:06:16] You can't be human in seven times.
[00:06:18] Can you hear my voice just a little bit?
[00:06:23] Yes.
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[00:06:40] I just woke up.
[00:06:42] Rawr!
[00:06:47] What's new?
[00:06:49] I gotta take a piss and shower.
[00:06:55] Game five, baby!
[00:07:00] How many?
[00:07:02] All right.
[00:07:03] Chad, how many hours have I been streaming?
[00:07:10] 93, Shysa, Shysa, yo bro, okay, okay, chat, you want it on my prediction?
[00:07:25] Today's day five, we haven't started Melania yet, we're gonna beat Elden Ring on day six
[00:07:33] night time, locked, locked.
[00:07:40] Jinxie do you burn farm cool dude? We have not done bird farm
[00:07:45] The only farm we did was we killed
[00:07:49] the sleeping dragon once
[00:07:52] for like
[00:07:54] 70k route
[00:07:57] We have not done perform no
[00:08:03] We have not done birth on we've done dogs we've done dogs we probably got like
[00:08:06] 10 or 20k from them 20k 25k from dogs
[00:08:15] That's it
[00:08:19] Do the bird farm today you're at the point where it's not limit you anymore the thing is
[00:08:25] It's not a bad shout Evan. Here's the thing
[00:08:29] I'm gonna do the bird farm if I'm at a point where I'm legitimately stuck I
[00:08:34] I
[00:08:36] Haven't had a point where I'm legitimately stuck. I guess millennia. I'm required to be stuck
[00:08:41] but like
[00:08:43] If I play millennia for 15 hours and I see zero progression like I keep getting her to 80% every time then I might do the
[00:08:54] D-dog 127 just typed shower cam, please
[00:08:59] All right, I need to, I need to go shower, I'm not even trolling, I need to go shower,
[00:09:10] I need to go shower.
[00:09:12] Mifflonion, okay, I'm going to go shower, I'm going to go piss, I'm going to go probably
[00:09:18] shit, just completely drain the body right now, and I'll see y'all boys shortly.
[00:09:24] K5, baby!
[00:09:27] I am proud of all the places that I've been.
[00:09:32] If things have been of your help.
[00:31:24] I'm sorry.
[00:31:37] Please, please, baby.
[00:34:54] I don't really need a reason to start you, just saw you
[00:35:04] Don't pretend I got a reason to call you, that's not true
[00:35:10] I only got a couple people to talk to, and it's not true
[00:35:15] And I don't even got the places to argue, so argue out of your mind
[00:35:21] I got a lot of reasons to fight
[00:35:23] I got a lot of reasons to drive over you
[00:35:26] But I, I put my pride to the side
[00:35:28] I put my, I put my, never stop
[00:35:30] Perfect, trying to turn it into something that's new
[00:35:33] Say you miss me, why's it missing?
[00:35:35] It's a rockin' of you
[00:35:36] What you see? Cause it's something new and improved
[00:35:39] Yeah, yeah, please check it
[00:35:42] Keep checking this ticket
[00:35:44] And I go speed, racing
[00:35:47] Speed, racing, pull the red in
[00:35:49] Thanks for watching!
[00:36:19] you
[00:36:49] you
[00:37:19] you
[00:37:49] you
[00:38:19] you
[00:38:49] Watch the NBA game, I'm not even joking.
[00:39:06] Locking!
[00:39:07] I just sneezed out a protein bar, that's good.
[00:39:14] What an aura intro, the NBA Finals where dreams do come true, oh wow.
[00:39:44] The first two games in San Antonio were thrillers. Game one, the Knicks were an inspiring comeback.
[00:39:50] Game two, Spurs with a spirit had come back at their own.
[00:39:54] Oh, sad, Victor. No, sad.
[00:39:59] Now we have game three.
[00:40:02] Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
[00:40:06] In a very long time.
[00:40:09] Vita with Miami.
[00:40:11] At forward, at 6'7 from St. John's.
[00:40:16] Dude, the Knicks fans are crazy to hear this.
[00:40:19] At number 30, Julian Shepenick.
[00:40:23] At forward, at 6'5 from Florida State, number 24, Devin Bissell.
[00:40:29] At center, at 7'4 from France, number one, Victor Wendman-Yama.
[00:40:36] Wow, he got an extra boo.
[00:40:38] At 6'6 from Connecticut.
[00:40:40] They're nervous, they're nervous.
[00:40:42] And that guy at 6-3 from Kentucky, number 4, Dearon Fox.
[00:40:50] Head coach of the Spurs, Fitz Johnson.
[00:40:55] Dearon Fox.
[00:40:58] Okay, now listen to the crowd. Listen to the difference.
[00:41:07] After all that.
[00:41:10] Hey, this team is stacked by the way. Oh my god.
[00:41:26] Wow, the crowd said it with him. That was actually peak. That was actually peak.
[00:41:40] I want to hear out loud they're gonna get for Brunson.
[00:41:56] Oh that's gonna be cinema!
[00:42:00] Here we go, here we go, here we go.
[00:42:10] Adventure!
[00:42:18] Bro, this guy is bald.
[00:42:21] Chad, have I ever been this bald at one point in time?
[00:42:26] Let me drag Chad over here.
[00:42:27] Have I ever been this bald?
[00:42:29] Yes, yes.
[00:42:30] No.
[00:42:32] Yes.
[00:42:33] Twins.
[00:42:34] Which one is you?
[00:42:37] What now?
[00:42:40] After all that, after all that, if part of the New Towns wins this chip, I'll twerk.
[00:43:00] Alex with the weight.
[00:43:03] Alex 8.
[00:43:04] Bro, this guy, this guy in the chat right now.
[00:43:09] That guy was my first ever subscriber, not counting family members.
[00:43:16] I'm not kidding.
[00:43:17] Alex, how have you been, bro?
[00:43:19] I know you've probably been busy with life, bro, but I hope you've been good.
[00:43:22] Bro, chat.
[00:43:23] Alex is like, that's my first ever sub, not counting like my dad and my cousin.
[00:43:28] I'm being dead ass, bro.
[00:43:32] That's an OG.
[00:43:33] He has the badge, too.
[00:43:34] But I think this is the end of the floor that has let the Spurs down more so than the defense in that
[00:43:39] They had got to be better down here
[00:43:41] And that's a good way to start right there, the penetration by Fox
[00:43:46] Brunson trying to stop Castle
[00:43:48] Oh, yo, the next fans, I'm not gonna lie
[00:43:51] The next fans are a lot of them, the Spurs fans, I'm not gonna lie
[00:43:54] To get inside Wumbiniama and throw him down
[00:43:56] The heart and his presence makes the mix hesitate
[00:44:00] Bridges caught a three-shot block by Wumbiniama
[00:44:03] Bro, Wendy is such a machine.
[00:44:07] He dunks on somebody, then blocks this and then just immediately starts running.
[00:44:13] He doesn't even care or like, celebrate.
[00:44:15] He's gone.
[00:44:17] As soon as he gets his hand on it, he's gone.
[00:44:25] France highlights.
[00:44:26] Who did France play?
[00:44:27] Chat.
[00:44:28] Who did France play, bro?
[00:44:30] If France played like Keith Verde, I'm not going to watch, but if they played a good team, I'll watch.
[00:45:00] Banks at home and a chance for a three-point flow.
[00:45:02] Brunson in castle.
[00:45:05] Lot of bumping.
[00:45:06] Brunson spinning, leans in, falling away, shot.
[00:45:08] Banks at home, high off the glass.
[00:45:11] He knows his legs.
[00:45:12] The second person is typically the person that gets caught.
[00:45:15] Castle throws it up.
[00:45:17] Maybe the only person in the league that could...
[00:45:19] I thought he was gonna dunk that.
[00:45:20] I thought he... I'm not even kidding.
[00:45:21] I thought he was gonna dunk that.
[00:45:22] I'm being so dead-ass.
[00:45:24] He's gonna caught that London Yonder with another bucket.
[00:45:27] I'm being so dead outside he's gonna only say hat trick.
[00:45:39] Let's go!
[00:45:41] Got it! Search it!
[00:45:43] Alright!
[00:45:45] Pries another three
[00:45:47] Up hands another three!
[00:45:49] What?!
[00:45:51] What?!
[00:45:53] We've got to scratch your head a little bit
[00:45:55] You finally leave already
[00:45:57] Knocks down two as Wembley and Yama
[00:45:59] So passed it
[00:46:01] Oh and what!
[00:46:03] Oh and what!
[00:46:05] Oh and what!
[00:46:07] And it'll be back to him tough fall away shot is up and bounces around and drops through
[00:46:13] Really takes away your vision at the last second for a shooter. You're trying to release
[00:46:19] Parker's good move
[00:46:25] He's too little look at the mismatch me ho how did this mismatch even happen?
[00:46:31] Me ho
[00:46:37] How the fuck did that imagine it would even happen?
[00:46:39] That's in the other way.
[00:46:41] And I know he has expensive apps.
[00:46:43] Wait, my 7 TV's not up.
[00:46:45] Whoa.
[00:46:47] Oh, chat, remind me to call Highbice
[00:46:48] after the highlights.
[00:46:49] Please, remind me to call him.
[00:46:50] Bro, we have a major issue.
[00:46:53] Challenge to show you guys the issue.
[00:46:55] You are reaching the maximum server uptime
[00:46:58] allowed for this account.
[00:46:59] This server will shut down and stop
[00:47:01] any active streams in one hour.
[00:47:04] Shysa.
[00:47:05] What does this even mean?
[00:47:12] We maybe could use a different server,
[00:47:13] but we'd have to reset stream again.
[00:47:16] Castle and throws it down.
[00:47:18] Hart looks down another rebound.
[00:47:20] Looks to push.
[00:47:22] Hart goes right after rookie and banks it home.
[00:47:25] Timeout, San Antonio.
[00:47:29] Here's Fox.
[00:47:30] John trying to fight over screen
[00:47:32] and Fox drills the floor to his first field goal
[00:47:34] And leave us up to 11 largest here in the first quarter.
[00:47:37] He's not getting as consistently as he has all season.
[00:47:40] Call him now.
[00:47:43] His high-vives up.
[00:47:45] Brothers might end the stringing, bro.
[00:47:48] His high-vives out of the shower.
[00:47:53] Chad, his high-vives out of the shower.
[00:47:57] Sup, bro?
[00:48:00] But we got a minor issue, potentially major.
[00:48:04] OK.
[00:48:06] Let me know when you can see my stream.
[00:48:10] Yeah, yeah.
[00:48:11] OK.
[00:48:12] Let's see what I can do.
[00:48:15] Fuck.
[00:48:20] Fuck.
[00:48:20] Fuck.
[00:48:30] Are you texting them?
[00:48:32] Yeah.
[00:48:34] So what's worst case scenario?
[00:48:36] They don't respond and we have to switch to like another server?
[00:48:39] No, no, the server just shuts down and then you go live with no notice.
[00:48:44] So that's kind of worse.
[00:48:46] So should we almost just reset it now?
[00:48:51] You have no notice though.
[00:48:54] I don't think it matters. I don't think it matters too much, right?
[00:48:57] I mean, I'm going to reset it like for a second.
[00:48:59] does the nodey delete though does it delete the nodey now because it counts
[00:49:04] my stream as ended or something so how does that work does the nodey get
[00:49:08] deleted
[00:49:10] I don't know.
[00:49:20] I don't know bro.
[00:49:30] I don't I have a feeling there's not going to be a solution for it.
[00:49:50] The server shuts down and you just go back live, but that's like the worst case.
[00:49:57] The best case is that he replies because in the Minecraft, do you remember the Minecraft stream?
[00:50:03] You guys didn't have to reset the server because he pushed the auto reset limit thing.
[00:50:12] So he just has to push it again and then we should be good.
[00:50:16] You think he'll do that within the next hour?
[00:50:19] I don't know
[00:50:23] Is he awake?
[00:50:25] I don't know. Well, it probably will be a week. Um, just just a tag him or something brush 12. He'll probably be up
[00:50:36] All right, see you
[00:50:38] Fuck um
[00:50:43] I
[00:50:45] Mean we could just reset it now
[00:50:49] I don't know what to do, bro.
[00:50:52] You should have wanted it off.
[00:50:56] We just reset it now.
[00:51:01] Maters, good morning.
[00:51:05] Reset it now. We're not doing anything important now.
[00:51:08] Just reset it now.
[00:51:09] I'm going to reset the stream. It's probably going to take, like,
[00:51:14] I'm not even getting, like, how long? Three minutes or something?
[00:51:18] Yeah, it's probably going to take three minutes because we have to shut the whole server off.
[00:51:23] Alright chat, I'll be back in like three minutes man.
[00:51:28] Alright, shut it.