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I got a lot of reasons to try over you, but I put my brother to the side
Mama, mama, never stop, head to head, turn and turn and hit it, something is new
Say you miss me, wasn't missing it
Let's go, let's go right foot, left foot, left foot, hit it
What did I say?
In my prediction, I said three to zero, it was four to one.
I've never in my life seen the U.S. men's national team look this good, bro.
Let's just let's let's let's cut out the shit
Let's cut out the crap. I've never in my life see the US national team look this good. Yeah, I I have watched
Every World Cup bro since I was a little kid. I watched every World Cup
2010 2014 2018 2022 like ever since I was like remotely conscious
I would watch the United States in every World Cup
We would always go to the group stage. We would play a team like Paraguay like in the same skill bracket as Paraguay
We would play a team like Paraguay, and we would bet we would struggle. We either barely win or barely lose. It was a mess
We went out there. Yes, we
Yes, we bro thinks he's on the team yes
Bro, we went out there, and we laid some dick down on some gangsta shit
Brother, my MVP is not a game. I'm not even going to hold you. We're just going to watch
chat lights accidentally and then I'm going to gap. But chat like, bro, like who was watching
us last night? If you think about it, it's your water. Easy to think about it, but I'm
quick to think about it, get five gifts and then we twist. Now, here's the thing. What
I do every World Cup is I gaslight myself into thinking the United States is going to
win the World Cup for maximum immersion purposes. This World Cup is a little bit different though
Because it's not gaslight!
It's not gaslight!
We're dead ass gonna win the World Cup, dude.
It's not gaslight, bro!
And I see all of the fucking comments in TikTok already, bro.
It's Paraguay. Oh, Brobeat Paraguay.
Hey, bro, we beat Paraguay 4-1.
We beat the shit out of Paraguay. Now...
Chat, listen up.
The 19th and the 26th
We might be doing watch alongs bro potentially the 19th and the 26th might be doing watch alongs from the crib
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'm immersed bro. Yo USAverse Turkey is like the 25th 26
We need to do a watch along for that, bro little bit get a little bit of booze going like bro. I'm just saying dude
dare I say dare I say USA makes top eight this year and let's just keep it a buck
bro dare I say oh by the way chat we're gonna be rating setups after you watch
this highlight send in setups give us France see this is the mindset I want
to see yes give us France bro MVPs of the game Kristen Pulisic he got plucked
after 45 minutes because I think he tweaked something hopefully he's good
I'm sure he is he said he's fine at halftime Christian Pulisic
We already knew Pulisic was him though. We already fucking knew that bro when Christian Pulisic plays in his national team
He becomes like a superhero
But the other player who was literally laying pipe down the entire game was Sergino death
Sergino death every time he touched the ball he created something bro
Every single time he touched the fucking ball he created something he had no assists no goals
It's it's not even about that. It's about the eye test
Every time he had the ball he created a play bra. I'm being so dead ass man
our yo our attack is good our
Def our our defense is a little shaky in our midfield. This is a little bit shaky
you. But chat without further ado, let's watch the highlights guys. Lock in. It's a great
day to be. It's a great day to be an American that loves soccer. It's a great. It's a great
day to be an American that loves soccer, mate. Chat lock the fucking let's go.
Now it is finally here a packed house in Los Angeles, a military flyover moments away
like I'm so
bad I've never in my life seen the US team this good never in my life bro like
oh my god I've never in my life seen this man I've never seen this bro like
for realsies bro
Here's the team, U.S. fully healthy, bro. Matt Fries, believe MLS player, Anthony Robinson,
Tim Green, Chris Richards, Alex Freeman, Tyler Adams, Malik Tillman. Now here's where
we get deep. Here's where our team shines. Christian Puttasic into Weston McKinney, into
Sergino deaths. Bro, our attack is deep. Our attack is deep. And then Fuller and Balo.
Bolo, how many goals have you had, two?
Now, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
You can't be a box score Bobby
and just look at the box score
and that goes for any sport.
I believe the two most problematic players
for Paraguay this game was Policich and Dest.
Policich and Dest, every time they touched the ball,
it was like a nightmare for Paraguay.
Policich is so fucking good, bro, dead ass.
But Bolo did amazing.
Bolo did amazing, bro.
Bolo did fucking amazing.
Let's do this.
They are and that is Chris Richards in the back.
He gets to start some question marks about his ankle injury.
That is a big one for the United States.
He starts alongside Tim Reep.
The other decision in the U.S.
We're gonna have is who's gonna-
Oh my God, guys, I'm so happy, bro.
There he is.
There he is!
There he is!
There he is!
There he is!
Christian Policies!
Social superposition.
West McKinney, also kind of a fucking baller, bro.
Kind of a fucking balder.
But here's dude, okay.
Dude, since you know this is unguardable on the wing,
we are winning the World Cup!
Get an ass!
Ballo, ballo, ballo!
Now look, bro, I'm gonna keep it at a buck, bro.
I did not recognize one player from Paraguay.
That's why it's important, right? It's important to not celebrate this win too much.
We're going to see how good we are when we see how we stack up against Turkey.
If we kick the dog shit out of Turkey, bro, then I'm going to start running around my house,
naked with a beer in my hand, shouting that we're going to win the World Cup.
We need to beat Turkey, bro. That's their entire lineup is making their World Cup debuts.
That's insane.
By the way, not qual for last World Cup?
Lock in.
I love the crowd's energy too.
I love the crowd energy man
Yeah, not in lock in it's time for love love love so for in the flesh bro. Yo a lock in this is a 23 minute highlights
This might be an hour. I'm not even trolling
I wanted to see that chance so bad
Like they would have been like what the fuck is happening
happening. Already, vileness. Bro, this game was just nonstop pressure, nonstop possession,
nonstop play creation. Every time Paraguay were trying to build something from the back,
intercepted, intercepted, intercepted. No, I know. I wanted the U.S. crowd to do like
a chant like Paraguay's never even heard before.
Like the Florida State Sabotages chant
that would have been peak.
Number 10 position, that time.
Don't the Braves do that too?
Chatter, am I tweaking?
My space wide.
Well done, Tim Rhee.
Well done!
Well done, Tim!
Brilliant, West, West, West!
West for Kenny!
Shies a good shot.
Here's Christian Pulversova on the ball now.
Draws the double team.
Sputs the double team!
Policic in the box!
Weston McKennan into the Mid-Town, into the United States!
Politics splits too. I mean, bro, this guy's disgusting!
Weston McKennan! Weston, 7 Mid-Town!
But Americans can't play football!
Hold on nuts! You've never heard of lipstick politics, bitch!
Top four this year, dare I say!
Top four this year, dare I say.
This is just a terrific team move from the US, starting all the way back in their own end.
Whoa!
USA! USA!
Okay, a couple of things though, bro. West McKinney, I don't- what is the pace right now?
What is the- what is the training regimen in Juventus right now?
West McKinney looks like he's been eating some pastas, bro.
West, I need you to be a little bit quicker on that ball.
I need you to be a little bit quicker on that ball, bro.
He's got options to his right, off to cut it back.
Get it to your man, Christian Polisic.
You can make things happen.
2v1, no problem.
His defenders are balanced.
Slips it to McKinney.
He's trying to cross it over to Balagan in the middle.
And it's Bobadio who ends up putting it into his own net.
Bro, it was just every time we had the ball.
Every time we have the ball dude!
There he is! There he is!
There he is!
Put it to, put it to, put it to!
RAP FOR ME! FUCKIN' OUT RAP!
I'm award winning RAP!
Yo, why is he saying no?
Yo bro, aren't you acting like you didn't just slide into his fucking calf muscle?
What the fuck?
Jeff, why is he doing this?
And clear his day file.
Okay, was that a dive?
I have a word with him, Brad.
That's two Paraguayan defenders on yellows, Auburn knocks it down on CISO, back it off
on Alisa, first on the deck, well-wired, Matt Freese is going.
Bro, Paraguay, they had nothing going in this whole game, man.
I don't know if I can take a touch as they put it in the second ball.
Do they practice flopping?
Uh, I don't know if there's legitimate training sessions about flopping.
It's kind of similar to the NBA, where like, you draw contact.
Like, you'll see later on in this game when Balo, like, wraps his leg around somebody in the box,
trying to get a pen.
And I'm just gonna be honest, it is the most disgusting part about this sport.
I'm not gonna lie, like both sides flopped, every team flopped.
Uh, I actually saw later on in this game, a Paraguay player flopped,
they gave a US player a yellow, but then they reverted it, and they gave the Paraguay player a yellow.
Bro, if you get yellows for clear as day flopping, I think that's a really good thing for the game.
I think that's very good for the game.
Trying to get Tyler Adams off balance, he does, Chris.
I've actually never, I've watched football my entire life, I've never seen that.
I've never seen somebody get a yellow card for flopping ever in my whole life, but I saw it was in this game. You'll see it.
You'll see it in a little bit.
I actually just had a touch when that ball came.
I got pinched. I go, not so weak.
This is an interesting vantage point, but as expected, absolutely no relation.
Dude, I'm so like, I'm just so proud of this team.
Bro, I'm not even kidding, man.
I have watched every World Cup since I was yay high.
high. I was yay high man. Every single World Cup and I've just been depressed. Yo bro, do
you know what it's like to be an American where your favorite sport is football and
no other Americans like football and then every time you watch the World Cup it's the
only time Americans will turn on a game and we're getting the shit kicked out of us. Bro
If we're finally good, this is incredible
What
Now dude, oh my god
He took a little too wide of a touch there that would have been a fifth goal
He can tell he wants that one back. Unfortunate.
Yeah, you know what he kinda looks like? I'm not even kidding. Death's look? He looks like Memphis
DePauw, no? Doesn't Memphis DePauw have the same, like, wristband thing with the same haircut or
am I tweaking? Was he- Yeah, he's born in Netherlands, right? He's born in Netherlands, right?
You don't know who to pick up, you've got McKennie there and Bologna and Hughes onside.
Let me actually look.
Memphis to Ply.
I thought Memphis to Ply does wear that same thing.
Yeah, Memphis to Ply, he wears this.
Bro, and he has the same haircut.
Wait, and they're both from Netherlands?
Like, they're both born in Netherlands?
I see it.
I low key see it a little bit.
The touch from McKinney leads the ball again just a heavy first touch.
Contrary to the goal, just gets away from the ball, it's the angle too wide.
And to the Robertson, it's one of the game's best.
Freeman of the back post pops it back in, McKinney brings it down.
Robinsons, the ball, Robertson.
Bro, this was such an entertaining game.
It was like every minute there was a goal chance.
And now concerned as Richards is down, Alderete is BORAH!
I mean, they headed each other, no?
...at the back post, ends up being played away by Bobadia,
US on the second ball with McKenney.
And now you're recycling at the back post.
Can you find space?
Richards wants to back up to give himself
an opportunity to attack it.
He did.
But that's a brave header from Alderete.
Ends up drawing the foul by getting it
in front of Chris Richards.
How does the World Cup work in terms of nationality?
Because Sergino death was born in Netherlands and LaMidia Mall was born in Morocco, but
LaMidia Mall plays for Spain.
Is it where you were raised?
Is it where you were raised?
How does it work?
They can pick, they can choose.
You choose, you decide.
So the medium all could technically play for Morocco, if you wanted to?
So if the medium all wanted to, he could play for Morocco.
Bullets it's Bullets it's Bullets it's
Really in ball
This we got pulled back I think
But it's just there's so many weapons on the attack like if you're not aroused watching this
I don't know what you're watching
There's so many fucking weapons row like that's jam
You already watched it little bro. Hey, man, let me enjoy it. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, bro
Let me enjoy this. I've never seen the US men's national team score four goals in a world cup game
Can you let me enjoy this really quick, please? Thank you
Well, I wonder if Bullisic was maybe offside on this first one. Yes, that was the one.
I don't know if it was the one on Balogin. That one might have been offside as well.
And this is the part.
Chad, is it crazy to say USA wins World Cup? Is this crazy to say?
Am I insane? Is this stupid? Is it, because it's not even about the score line.
It's about the absolute dominance, the entire game.
is it crazy to say we win World Cup is this crazy am I like am I gaslighting
myself or not oh my god I'm live on YouTube
all right YouTube you know what we're just gonna eat it if it gets copyright
strike I'll just take it out of the box YouTube I'm sorry
at the back post, but either way, the question is...
What is this? What is this? What is this?
The magic man!
They all feel that they can physically intimidate this US team,
and they're gonna attempt to do something.
Brilliant ball! Oh my god, what a ball!
Policeman trying to cut it back!
Cut it back! Cut it back!
Cut it back! Cut it back!
That's how you do it!
That's how the front is turned around!
Big, big, big!
We're winning the gosh darn World Cup, bro. Call me delusional, man. I don't care. I don't give a crap
We are winning the World Cup
You see this ball
Bro, am I watching UF men's national team or fucking
Barca, what is this ball?
Speaking of Barca, wait till you see the Traval at the end
I feel bad for Paraguay. This was hard to walk. I feel bad, but he's like about to cry. Oh
You gotta feel bad, dude
You're not beating turkey bro, hey, we'll see yo 25th, I'm doing a watch a long
I'm gonna get a full-on fucking. I'm gonna get a full-on fucking. I might get US face paint or whatever the hell
I'm gonna look like a fucking psycho. Hey, we'll do a watch along on the 25th guarantee you we beat turkey
Guarantee you we beat Turkey
Finds the space, but gets his head up.
Yo, Baldo played amazing.
Check, what club does Baldo play at?
What club does Baldo play at, bro?
I've never even heard of this guy in my life.
Wait.
Say Walahi.
Say Walahi.
He plays that Arsenal?
Now he plays that Monaco, X Arsenal?
So, bro, in our attack, okay?
Yes, our, yes, we, in our attack,
we have four or five players that play overseas.
Not, we have four or five players.
Pulisic, West, Bolo, Dest.
It just plays a beauty of a ball.
The way to the pass of Oz,
to take it first time. Excellent position and focus to open up here.
Fowler didn't think of it if I had to get to W. Fowler.
Here, and look where the goalkeeper is and find that far post. Talks so much about Flo
Fowler again in his hold up play.
That's where Anthony Robinson scored that wonderful against Germany, but set pieces
are clearly an area of US feel they could try to find an advantage.
Stacking at the back post.
The only thing I'm a little concerned about with US is the defense, but bro, if the attack
Back is this good?
You don't really have to defend that much if you're just always in their half.
I like to know that they were shaking up a couple of minutes ago just before the match
where it looks to be fine.
Swings in the corner.
Richard!
Richard!
Richard!
Richard!
Richard!
Bro, it wasn't even about the score line as well, mate.
It wasn't even about the bloody fucking score line.
It was about the amount of legitimate goal scoring opportunities we had actually gave
me a boner.
like we could have scored eight or nine goals. I'm not even like this was disgusting.
Yes, we, yes, we, yes, we, we!
around the penalty spot I think that one was attended for
Reed O'Reilly and I was just passed the post of here.
This Richards attacks the ball so well.
Christian Policic's 21st career assist tied now.
Policic's, Policic's, Policic's.
With Clint Dempsey, our teammate for the next month and a half.
Ram!
I think that is going to commit that foul.
Now, this old O'Reilly, just the main thing I noticed right now from
He's got two and he wants to focus on his goals.
You want to see some of that?
It's a great time.
Get that reach, get out of here.
Whoa, rain, whoa.
Nine.
Brilliant.
Sergino, Sergino, Sergino.
Oh, he's got him.
He's got him.
He's got him.
Oh, Sergino's next.
This is what I mean, bro.
Hey, Jinxy, is this Elden Ring?
Are you delayed?
Are you watching a stream from a week ago?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Is this Elden Ring?
Right below us, Bristle, Pochettino.
Can you get inside?
Stop.
Get front back out of there!
By the way, absolutely slotted.
We're winning the World Cup.
Give us France, give us Spain.
Give us Germany, give us Netherlands, give us Portugal, we're winning the World Cup.
We're winning the World Cup, I don't care.
Give us everybody.
Look at that Paraguay pack.
It may sound like we couldn't play football.
It may sound like we couldn't play football.
What a ball! Oh my god, what a ball!
Watch this, Chal.
Stay!
out the top corner just a beauty for a second of the game.
What's your team that's going to continue to do?
What makes this decision?
Rest in peace, YouTube.
What do you mean, YouTube got YouTube good?
What happened to YouTube?
What happened to YouTube?
I
Just enjoy the wires, but you know at some point you also have death so you want to be smart to be fair
Alexi said this is all about fun and so far this has been exist is enjoying very
Wait for the last goal. There are some changes for power. Why we'll take you back. Wait for the last goal
Okay, second half was kind of boring because politics got pulled
Fucking
Have a word with him Rex, have a word with him.
What did Tim Way up play at?
What did Tim Way up play? What club? What club? What club?
Olympique de Marseille.
Yeah bro, I don't know. It's a lot of potential in this team.
It's just a lot of, I don't know, a lot of potential in this team.
to be able to rotate and keep the same level of the guys that went off.
We'll lift it forward off of the free kickers backwards off of that.
Bro, you don't know that team. Yeah, bro. I don't know Marseille.
It's like one of the most known teams in France.
The gigantic blue M, like everybody knows that team.
And I'm gonna try to get there and see some of the thoughts of our eight-seater stars.
And apparently they are able to create some power.
It's the Brazilian board more easy.
Oh, just a third game for me.
Miho is celebrating Shysa.
That's a team that talks about so much is that this board is so much about the mentality.
It's so much about emotion.
Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
That's gotta be a goal.
That's gotta be a goal.
God damn it.
Left a lot out there. Left a lot out there. Not gonna lie.
Are we not winning the World Cup?
Like, I don't know, like, 10 way off the bench!
10-flopping!
But he was cheating quite a bit.
Stop some of these crosses.
Like, bro, am I gas-lit?
Am I crazy?
I think we win World Cup.
Chirby's gonna play it out of this game all week.
Had the assist on the goal.
Diego Gomez, good pressure for Pepe.
Force is at 12.
Vamo.
Tell him.
He's got left his legs right now. Can you just drop out, baby?
Fucking hell, Brad!
It's gonna be another part as well.
And the P.J. with a nice shot in the middle.
Look at Jenny Taff. News of a short pitch for the second half.
I'm good. I'm watching my defense right now. He's up and...
Jasey, can you bail me out of prison? You're in jail right now?
Down.
How do you have twitch?
On his feet, no signs of discomfort, by opinion, for Christian Klesig right now.
On a parachute, just be still.
But yeah, look at it like this, right?
And let's just be honest.
If Morocco made it to Semi's last World Cup, why can't we make it to Semi's, bro?
That's all I'm gonna say, man. That's all I'm gonna say.
Brother, it's the World Cup.
It's a single elimination fucking bracket right after the group stage.
Anyone can beat anyone on any given day.
If Morocco could make top four, why can't we make top four?
I don't know bro, I don't know, I don't know, have you seen this scene black?
are we watching the same game this team looks primed out
Great recognition of US as a matter of minutes away from doing just that.
Can they play the game smartly and see the sound frame it back in the middle?
Fucking hell, Matt!
It's a clean-and-one tackle, and some action.
Watch this, yeah, watch this.
Able to clean it up and then raise foul, and then it's kicked away.
And a yellow card.
A great play to skim by a couple of defenders,
But then the ball turns over,
splashes her all to a minute,
ten yards to back to slide in and put that ball away.
And the Kenny, great ball for...
Bumble, Bumble West!
And to the middle, back in the end!
He comes down a long time ago.
So right here I was like,
all right, three-one, I'm cool with this, man.
Watch this.
Yeah, he's arguing that it should be a U.S. corn.
Roughly, little ball over the top from Tim Rhee
and finding Weston McKinney.
We haven't seen as much of him running
Beyond the back line.
Hey, Chad.
The U.S. keep running.
Dude, I don't know, I don't know.
I have a feeling, I have a feeling
USA is gonna make a run.
It makes sense though, right?
One, this is the best national team we've ever had.
Two, almost all of the games are in the U.S.
So like, we're gonna have the crowd advantage,
totally adjusted to the weather and all that shit.
Like, bro, crowd is gonna be on our side.
It's the best team we ever had.
It's all I'm saying, man.
It's all I'm saying.
So what I'm saying, do I think USA is the best team in the world?
No.
If I had to predict, if there was a revolver ringing up to my head right now, and I had
to predict who's going to win the World Cup, I'd be like, Spain, France, don't shoot me.
Obviously, I don't think USA is going to win.
But what I'm saying is, the stars are aligning for us to make it to top eight or top four.
So what I'm saying, we can make a run.
Keep up the fight all the way. They're five minutes away.
Freeman not gonna be able to intercept that for Inseaso.
He made the defensive point on the outside now.
And who will win Inseaso?
That comes to help.
Will he's forced him backwards?
He's out! What is that?
BAM!
He goes down on the heat.
So many, so many cards have been drawn at the World Cup.
The card's showing.
That was big.
That gives Adam a chance to come over and cover.
Something he does so well, he told us that on Tuesdays.
Street girl Alonso gets the yellow.
Fifth shot.
Here it is.
Here it is.
97th minute.
Tim Lea.
Tim Lea.
Lea.
Freeman.
Lea.
Freeman, Carolina, Carolina!
Travella, Travella.
If we win the World Cup, let's call it soccer from now on dude.
If we win the World Cup, let's call it soccer.
Fuck it. Fuck it, bro. Fuck it. Fuck it!
Trogala! I did not know that was coming. I didn't know that was in his back.
this country and this team has ever put together this was a 20 plus pass
secrets from back to front side to side and you think that you're just gonna see the game out
we're gonna see that with an exclamation point oh my god
So chat we're gonna do a watch along on USA versus Australia and we're gonna do a watch
along on USA versus Turkey bro USA is going 3-0 in the groups like bro like that's the
best I've ever seen bro from the US men's national team in my whole damn life my whole damn childhood
I would watch USA every World Cup and just get depressed
Like I don't know dude I don't know dude I don't know
You beat Paraguay slow down yo Dylan it's not about beating Paraguay it's not about beating Paraguay
We kicked the ever-living fuck out of Paraguay.
Bro, it was 4-1, and we left two or three goals on the field.
And that game could have been 7-1.
They almost got Brazil.
Like, it's not about beating Paraguay.
Like, if we would have beat Paraguay 1-0,
I wouldn't be doing this, bro.
It's, that's the best I've ever seen
the U.S. men's national team look in my whole damn life, bro.
Let me be happy, bro.
Let me be delusional.
Let me be delusional, man.
Once every four years, I can be delusional
and think that my country's winning the World Cup.
Let me be delusional, bro.
Let me be delusional, man.
I'm fucking delusional.
Call me delusional, I'm delusional.
Fuck it.
Bow sheet, thank you for the five gifted bow sheets.
All right, now chat.
Next up, bro.
Send in y'alls setups.
We have not rated your guys' setups in over a year.
We have not rated your guys' setups
over a year. Lock the fuck in. Lock the fuck in. Alright, alright, alright, hold it up,
hold it up, hold it up. Alright, alright, alright chat, hold it up, hold it up. Okay,
We're going to go into the Jinx server.
Where are the setups at, baby?
Here we go.
Chad, here we go.
All right, now, without further ado, bro,
we're going to be rating all setups.
Mackies, is it locked?
Should I go to the top?
Should I go to the top, Mackies?
Should I go to the top?
Go to the top of the top of the top.
Okay, that's not my that's not his setup
What the fuck is that?
Wait, I need to go back on YouTube hold up
What do you mean mode light what do you mean mode light, bro?
All right, we're at the top. We're at the top. Okay raiding y'all setups chat
We're back we're back. I think we just got hit with a copyright strike
You two we're back. All right. All right. All right, yo plank. Thank you for the five get the W plank in the chat
Thank you for the thank you that I was in a chat. All right
Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, we are gonna be rating y'all boys set ups man
Rating y'all boys set ups lock in bro. We haven't done this in
He's the number 69 champ in the world, bro this isn't your set up you're just flexing
your rank.
This is not your set up you're just flexing your rank.
What even is this?
Bro, it's just a close up shot of his rank.
Whoa.
Okay.
All right, all right this guy's a little bit of a chat right here.
Bro you gotta get on Forza though, Miho.
Jeff, what's better? Forza or NASCAR?
Holy mog. Okay, next set of the day.
It's ripped off of Pinterest.
Do not pull up a picture.
Yanking somebody else's set up off of Pinterest, bro. Like, what is the point of this?
You're not going to...
So, let me get this straight, bro.
Let me get this straight, bro.
There is a human being in the planet
who literally takes a dump while he's playing video games.
Winner, winner.
Bro, there is a human being who plays video games
on a toilet, so he never has to leave his setup
and just explodes in the toilet.
Like, what is this?
What?
Next set.
Oh my God, does this seem like a studio or something?
There's no way this is actually your setup, right?
There's no way this is actually your setup.
The times don't match up.
Bro, this looks like a rap studio.
What?
Chat saying AI.
Yeah, but weirdly enough, it doesn't actually look AI.
It just looks really nice.
Yeah, but even the time zones don't match up.
309 is when he sent it. I don't know
What in the world
Okay, this is kind of efficient, but what happens if you rate?
Yeah, what happens if this guy kicks his desk?
What is even supposed to happen here? Does his mother just break?
It's sort of efficient
Chad, do you want to know a fun fact?
Do you want to know a fun fact?
These tiny monitors are actually better.
I'm not even kidding.
Dude, my prime of gaming was when I literally had, I had this one monitor.
I wish I could go back to it.
It was like a 16-inch monitor.
It might have been a 12-inch monitor.
It was like the tiniest monitor ever.
Bro, I need to get another one of those.
It was the smallest, it was literally this big, but they're so good because you can see
everything. Okay, this guy's, okay, this is proof that this is a real set up because
this guy's literally has the YouTube channel pulled up and Siege. Yo, also chat, I don't
want to see any vapes. Let me make that clear, bro. I don't want to see any vapes on your
desk, bro. Lock in, dude. I don't want to see no vapes, bro. Y'all got to lock in 2027,
bro. Okay, this is this guy's watching a video that's literally like two years old,
I think.
Spoit versus Richie 1v1.
OK, this guy has a bunch of otters on his desk.
All right.
Yeah, again, bro, you already have a setup.
Why are you taking an image of Google images, PC?
He's like, why would you do this?
Bro, you're not ever going to win.
Why would you do this?
OK, this guy's a minor.
Okay, I worded that wrong.
This guy's a Minecraft player.
Okay, why is this monitor tilted upwards?
Jeff, is this like the stopping method?
What even is this?
Jeff, why is this monitor tilted upwards?
Is this the stopping method?
Okay, this guy's got,
dude, everybody's got a steering wheel
because of Forza, I guess, huh?
Or did y'all have it before?
Let's see your games though.
Let me see if you're like,
okay, Forza Horizon 6 valid,
R6 valid rocket league valid grand theft out of five valid
Minecraft valid. Yeah, this is my type of gamer here, bro. This is my type of gamer. Yo, w brand, bro
Okay, this guy's promoting his tiktok. All right
Next out of the day pretty cool pretty calm pretty cozy
You know, I don't mind this peel out the curtain sometimes get a little window view when you're gaming not bad
This is a chalet setup not a PC setup. This is not your gaming setup
Bro when I said Martin Martin when I said to send in your setups. Why did you send in a chalet setup?
I'm talking about your gaming setup
How much can you see with those shotting out of yours, okay, this guy's got a laptop and a monitor
Bro, but this reminds me, I want to get one of those tiny monitors again.
I'm not even trolling.
Wait, this is my old setup.
Bro, this is my setup.
This is literally the current room I'm in.
This is just from like a year ago.
Bro, this is legitimately my old setup.
I'm not even trolling.
I've got to take care of myself, man.
I want you all to take care of yourself, bro, for real, like, like, bro, come on, bro.
yourself man. I want you to take care of yourself bro for real like like bro come on bro zines dude
zines skrillex pfp oh yeah that is skrillex I couldn't even tell
Chad y'all remember uh the call of duty black ops two montage days where like everybody would just
spam skrillex and be in the youtube intros one one piece wallpaper valid
I'm still waiting for a clear win.
How is this even possible?
How did you even jam a monitor inside of a freaking piece of box, bro?
I'm still waiting for a winner to speak to me, bro.
I just, I don't know.
I'm waiting to see a winner really speak to me here, dude.
Okay.
Pretty chill.
Pretty chill.
A lot of these setups are chill, guys.
The audio got chill setups.
Very chill here, very chill.
LARP, LARP, LARP, Sahore.
What is this?
Okay, this is a nice setup, nice setup.
I like the setups where there's a window behind.
My setup has a window behind it, I like that.
Okay, this is from the Marvel Rivals tournament yesterday.
I'm never touching that game again with an 11 foot pole.
I've never been more outclassed in my entire life.
Okay. Okay, this guy, okay, this is what I'm talking about.
He's got a little, wait, so what is the point of having a timer here, though?
PlayStation instead of Xbox? How dare you?
Bro, how, how dare you, bro? A PlayStation instead of an Xbox?
You disgust me. Bro, chat, let's compare, bro.
What's better between Xbox and PlayStation?
Well, there's one game that allows you to have a space in your gamer tag in one that doesn't on top of that
Xbox controller look at the bulkiness of an Xbox controller playstation controller. It's too wide and narrow pause
But I'm just saying chat. I'm gonna be Xbox gang until the day I that's until the day I die
I'm just gonna be I'm gonna be a Xbox spokesman forever dude
Yo, oh my God, strawberries with chocolate.
I know this isn't rating y'all's food.
Ooh, that's a good segment as well.
But bro, strawberries with chocolate
is one of the greatest combos of all time.
Chat, greatest combos of all time, are you ready?
Peanut butter, pretzels, pretzels water.
Strawberries, chocolate?
What else, chat?
Ooh, wings and beer.
Yes, bro. Yes. Okay.
Uh, yeah, bro, clean your desk. Like, dude, come on.
Yo, Roger. Hey, Roger.
Let me tell this to you, bro.
Brother, we're doing a setup review, bro.
You couldn't take three seconds to clean your frickin' food up?
You couldn't take three seconds to clean your frickin' food up, Roger?
Like, Roger, are you serious? Like, oh, come on, Roger!
Are you serious, man?
Whoa, this guy, okay.
Is that a Lego set?
He has a Lego set of the Mandalorian.
Oh my God.
That's actually fire.
Is this a middle finger?
Bro, okay, okay.
This guy, this guy's interesting.
Yo, yo, spent.
Here's the thing, bro.
If you're going to rip an image off of Google and be lazy, that's fine.
At least take the extra, I don't know.
seconds to crop the image. Are you telling me you don't know how to crop an image? In
2026, you don't know how to crop a freaking image? Like, bro, come on, dude.
Okay, I think, is this in the garage? I can't tell because he's moving while he takes the
pictures. The picture's like slightly blurry. Bro, this looks like a garage. No, actually,
that's carpet. That's carpet. I'm tweaking. That's actually definitely carpet. That's
carpet. Roblox. Okay, dude, these are like the OG-like school computers. These are the
OG school computers, dude. Bro chat. Remember like, bro chat. Some of y'all never even,
Some of you guys in the chat have never seen a computer like this in your entire life,
man.
Because I remember even when I was in high school, we started switching to everybody
had the Apple MacBooks and they were the skinny ones and those things are a piece of
crap.
Those things would lag so much, it would take 19 seconds to load up a web browser.
Bro, if you haven't seen this in your entire life, you're definitely under the age of 16,
bro.
But some of you probably have never seen this, bro.
But I remember when I was in 5th grade, I remember we used this, in like, I think middle
school too.
No, 5th grade, 5th grade.
This was only elementary school.
Middle school they had like the MacBooks and shit.
Next Saturday but a day.
Next Saturday but a day.
Okay.
I mean, bro, guys, try to take a little bit of a wider shot so we can see your full setup.
Most of y'all have been good about doing that.
Some of y'all have not, some of y'all have not like done the close up, or like the far
away.
Because I want to see your background, like I want to see your room.
Triple monitor, yo chat, can I just give y'all a hot take?
Triple monitor is completely unnecessary, even if you stream.
Or you can stream with one monitor, it's not ideal.
Two monitors ideal, three monitors is not necessary.
Bro, what are you going to put on your third monitor?
Are you going to goon?
Like what are you going to do on your third monitor, bro?
Legitimately, I'm not even trolling.
Bro, because you have gaming monitor, secondary monitor,
right?
Gaming monitor, if you're streaming, chat monitor.
Like that's what I have.
Gaming monitor, chat monitor.
What is the third monitor for?
You know what the third monitor is for, chat?
It's for if you want to be OD.
It's just being OD, man.
Okay, again, a little bit of a close-up, also the lighting, Yancho, I want to see the set-up,
bro.
It's just a picture of your monitor, man.
I want to see the whole set-up, like, give me the whole...
Okay, for about half a second, I thought that was somebody's wiener.
All right, is he's on his bed?
He's gaming on his bed.
Yo, I'm not even kidding.
This actually looks kind of snug.
Can I be honest?
This looks kind of snug, bro.
Gaming of the bed?
This looks sort of, wait, why does somebody say power strip, dying rose emoji?
Wait, you don't use the power strip?
Bro, I have my power strip right back there.
Wait, what do you use instead of a power strip?
Somebody in the chat said, gooner set up.
What are you using instead of the power stroke?
Haaland, Haaland, Bleach.
Okay, so this guy likes Bleach, Hunter X Hunter,
Vinland Saga, and Erling Holland.
Is he from Manchester?
Okay, okay, pretty cozy, pretty cozy setup, but yeah, like I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Before I streamed, all you need is one monitor, because what the hell am I gonna do on my
second monitor?
Now, if you stream, that's a little different, because you need to be able to read the chat
simultaneously while you're playing a game.
Yo, again, bro, take the time to crop it out of the image!
George, how lazy are you, George?
is this guy gaming in a freaking theater?
All right, listen to me and listen to me clear.
If you play on a TV, you are hard of nerfing yourself.
One, it's gigantic.
Two, it has more input delay than a monitor.
Three, your neck is gonna break.
Bro, whenever we go to my grandparents' house,
I never forget this.
They had a, my grandparents had like a little study room,
office room with a TV. I would play Fortnite on my grandparents TV. I swear to this day I contracted
some type of scoliosis, maybe even rat lung worm disease from just looking up at that or looking
up at the TV, bro. Look, dude, it's the best way to play games. If you actually want to be like a
top tier gamer is get a tiny ass monitor, like a tiny monitor, match the parts out, and just have
No input to life.
Three monitor setup.
Where's this guy at?
What?
Where's this guy at?
Three monitor setup.
I mean, it's just, it's a little OD twin.
Like I see you're streaming,
I see you're streaming because you have the mic,
but bro, it's like OD.
What is, are you gonna look up to read your chat?
This seems insane.
This is UK.
I was going to say, this doesn't look like US.
This doesn't look like US.
These roofs remind me of England roofs, the red roofs, but I don't think it's England.
Chat's saying it's Germany.
Maybe he edits.
Yeah, chat on the left, so then what's on the top?
Yo, you could just see this guy's knees.
At least he had pants on though.
At least he had a pants on.
Again, this is my setup.
I asked AI to generate the ultimate gaming room setup.
Okay, so we're doing setup reveals, and this guy just took a picture of his cat, but I'm gonna allow it because.
That is the cutest. Oh my God. That is the cutest. Bro, that is the cutest cat ever.
ever. Oh my god. Oh my god. What a cute kitten, bro. Yeah, dude, I didn't even like, I didn't
even blame you for taking a picture of your cat. Like, that's a cute cat, bro. That is
a cute cat. Bro, again, guys, we can't see your setup if it's all dark in your room
and you're close up taking a picture of your monitor. Like, what am I supposed to do with
that? This guy's playing MLB the show, but I've never played this game. I'm not really
in the baseball though okay this guy is like prescription yep oh my god it was
only a matter of time it was only a matter of time so his gamer tag is got
feet mmm and he's using a cronies yo bro are you a loser like I'm not even
trolling his name is God feet mmm and it's a fucking cronies on his desk
What a freak bro
Okay, what even like what even is this?
He didn't even he didn't even edit out like bro this guy didn't edit anything
He didn't edit out the stream. He didn't edit out the Google
What do you mean winner yo chat what did I tell y'all about the vapes wait is that a vape?
Is that a vape?
Why is there somebody in my chat's username, gothgirlspitlover?
I swear I've seen this guy before. Bro, why is this your username, man?
Another picture pulled off Google.
What in the- I think we've- somebody sent that one before.
Bro, triple monitor setup, bro, you're gonna get scoliosis! Like, what is this, guys?
Oh my god. No, you didn't. This guy's the anti-jinksy. Hyper X clouds, the worst headset
of all time. I'm mad at, I, oh my god, I just did, I used to have like hour long rants about
how much I hate HyperX clouds. They produce muffled quiet audio and they break if you,
if you breathe on them. I hate, and they're like 120. It's like, why am I spending 120
HyperX Cloud, when I get to spend 180 on A40s and not have them break, or like 220 on
biodynamics and never have them break.
Also, these things, audio is so good.
Not as much about it, but this looks AI, am I tweaking?
Why is this guy's keyboard hanging out of his wall?
Is this AI?
Why is this guy's keyboard hanging out of his wall?
Okay, this is that.
Okay, this, I'm not even kidding.
Unironically, this is probably one of the best setups.
Triple monitor, but he has the animated monitor thing.
I think this is like some cherry blossom tree over here,
waterfall.
This is like a cozy ass setup.
You know, I don't keep on like, like emulate this in my setup,
bro. Bro, he has like, what is this shot?
The golden gate bridge or something?
He's got a TV here.
This is a cozy setup, bro.
This is a cozy setup.
I'm not even going to hold you.
Again, this is yet.
You know, I don't understand why you guys would send me
an image of your setup if you're literally not even going
to take the extra five seconds to remove your cheating device
in the corner of your screen.
Jack, let's look at his game selection, shall we?
Siege, cheats on Siege.
Motor Fest, Elden Ring, Valid, Rust.
This is the only thing you need to know.
If somebody uses a Zim on Rust, they use a Zim on Siege.
The odds of someone being a Rust player
and playing Siege legitimately is about 10%.
I'm not even trolling.
The odds of somebody playing Rust on console,
console Rust, like I wanna be clear when I say this,
if you play console Rust, there's a 90% chance
you've either cheated on Siege before
or thought about cheating on Siege.
I don't like do you bro. What do you want me to do with this info like do you want me to say you won?
Do you want me to say you won, bro?
Four monitors. All right, bro
What could possibly be the reason for this?
Unless you're literally gooning. What is the reason for this four monitors?
Featuring the queso hoodie. Oh my god
Yo, what could possibly be the justifications for four monitors?
Somebody said stock markets for day training.
Okay.
Yo, bro, maybe send me your setup without sledgehammering it to the floor, bro.
Without sledgehammering it to the floor, man.
Okay.
This one's ripped off Google.
It's just...
Check, let's do a theory. What game do you think he was playing? Either League of Legends
or Rainbow Six Siege. Check, what's the most low cortisol game of all time? Dare I say
Minecraft? Is Minecraft the most low cortisol game of all time? Rocket League. Bro, nobody
rages on Rocket League, bro. Bro, this feels like League of Legends, yeah. This feels like
this guy's on an 11 game losing streak. Bro, I think the most low cortisol game of all time is my...
Yeah, this is just disgusting. Zio. Yo, Zio. First off, clean up your freaking wrappers.
Like, like, bro, ow! You have to go out of your way to put the dogs up. Why are the dogs up? Why?
Why? You have to go out of your way to do this, man.
Another one! What is this?
Guys, what the hell? Back to back, bro? What?
There's an alcoholic beverage called HiveMind, HiveMind order three of these to my house.
There's an alcoholic beverage called HiveMind, 3.4% that sounds like it's smacks, 330 milliliters
pure honey, wait, what?
What?
Bro, what?
This has to be AI.
This has to be AI.
Okay, this is AI as well.
I just don't understand how this even happens.
I don't understand how you let yourself go this far, man.
Like, I really don't get it, bro.
I really don't get it.
Yo, this is the third, this is the third, what in the f?
This is the third set up of the day,
where like, what the fuck am I looking at, bro?
I'm being legitimately serious.
Guys, I don't wanna see your damn feet.
I don't wanna see your feet, bro.
And again, clean up your desk.
Fourth one, what is happening?
Put the dogs away.
All right, bro, I don't even know I don't even know who won I don't even I don't even know who one did this is
Probably AI if this isn't AI. Oh my god. What are you Jeff Bezos?
But W set it up cement W set it up chat now check is else yet still going
Really start that one way am I late to it? I thought I'll see us was gonna start at five
I don't need to be into the bounce, you know.
Wait, what?
Finals qualify us.
Oh, it is still going.
Wait, what?
We're like two hours late.
What?
It's over, you missed it?
We actually missed LCS.
We missed LCS?
Okay, chat.
Let me call Dantes. Let me call Dantes.
I'm gonna call them on the phone.
Chat, should we get on a little bit of siege before we get on lead?
Guys, I look at World Cup. I look.
Whoa, FaceTime.
I look at World Cup. I look at World Cup.
What's up, Jamesy?
Yo, Dantes, what up, Ken?
Are you getting hard here?
You look cute, bro.
No, you're a fucking tutor.
Yo, Domteds, did we miss LCS?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, I think we might have.
Bro, I thought it was started at like 5 or 6, I thought it was started at 1.
Let me see, let me see.
Okay.
Oh no, no, they just said it's just the first game that ended.
So, who plays next?
So, I think right now it's Cloud9 vs Team Liquid.
But it's like, if I'm not mistaken, there's something in the first game because I'm looking at the scoring and it doesn't look like there's any scoring.
Yeah.
And Miho, um, which one I called it? Hold up.
Hold up, hold up.
Do you want to ask for rioting me?
Yeah, well bro, I texted him today.
I texted him today and
I texted him today and you still don't have perms, bro.
Yeah, no, I saw because he told me he's like, you're going to have to be in the corner for now until we trust you, board.
bro you still don't have perms okay um well is when is the finals finals is it
tomorrow yeah I think the finals is like I think the actual finals is tomorrow
if I'm not mistaken okay I'm gonna ask my chat what they want me to do but I'm
gonna get on me get a little bit I don't know if I'm gonna watch it or not
though I don't know because it's not the finals yet yeah exactly all right I'll
text you I'll text you I'll text you all right check should we watch should we
She watch LCS or get an R6?
She watch LCS or get an R6?
I'm in play season like two weeks,
but I've been fucking playing Elton, right?
Chance, we watch LCS or get an R6?
Run a pull, run a pull, run a pull, run a pull, run a pull.
Jamagopi, Yamagopi, Yamagopi, run a pull.
Yo, LCS or R6, run a pull.
Pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it.
you
you
you
you
Oh, my God, it's all right.
Yo, Chad, what is good, baby?
What is good, baby?
Dude, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Let's rip some siege games.
Maybe rip some league games.
Rip some siege games.
Rip some league games.
Gotta get silver in league.
gotta get champion and siege
Bro haven't played season two weeks by the way have not played season two weeks by the way
I'm actually legitimately genuinely curious how this shit is gonna go
Actually legitimately genuinely curious how this shit is gonna go bro. I'm being dead ass
Qatar scored what is the score? Qatar versus Switzerland?
Oh my god.
Qatar is tied with Switzerland?
Holy shit, bro. Jinx, you play the new Fierce to Fathom. Kyle, I already did.
Kyle, I already did. I already did. I already did.
Qatar equalizer in stoppage time? What?
Wait, let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
Oh my god.
Qatar tied the game in the 95th minute. Are we dead ass?
Tech Fury with the 10 gifted subs.
She don't.
Tech Fury put the Yega black ice in my ass.
Jinxy, this is my first ever stream on Twitch
and it's following you.
Hey, appreciate you, my boy.
Appreciate you, baby.
Jinxy, do an IRL, but it's...
IRL PushGuardedStream.
Hey Jinxy, why don't you goon on camera anymore?
Serge Viper, why are you saying anymore?
I've never once jerked off on camera.
What the fuck are you typing, bro?
Like, like, yo, I'm not doing this bullshit today.
What the fuck is that message?
Why don't I jerk off on camera anymore?
Are you dead ass, bro?
Play with Tinny, is Tinny on?
Wait, is Timmy on?
Is it for realsies?
Is Timmy on?
Chubbler ranked didn't Timmy get to.
Is Timmy higher ranked than me?
I haven't played.
I've been on Elden Ring, Elden Ring, can't Timmy on?
No, he's not even on.
What do you mean play with Timmy?
Bro, I hate when y'all do that.
I hate when you guys tell me to play with someone who's not on.
Bro, here's the stats, bro.
3.0 JC realm. Yeah, I thought the fuse wouldn't break it because like the explosions are on the floor and I threw it on the roof
so
That's why I didn't think that would happen
But the thermite breaking the entire wall like I thought it would just break the the wall. Oh my god. It was just Vaughn. Oh
My god, that's to me was inside me for a minute there. It was his vaughn. Oh
When is that Ron and Los Polo stream?
The 15th to the days to the days to the days to the days the 15th the 15th
Watch out low keppin wanted to I would wanted to get I've wanted to get in some seed games, bro
I was on Elden ring for six days straight like no other game, bro
I do we need to get we need to grind see today and probably grind league. I'm not gonna lie to you, bro
We got to get sober and leave that shit needs to happen
We got to get sober and league. We got to get champion and siege. Lop the fuck in bro dad
Jinxie, would you ever play near-automata?
I don't know what that is, bro.
I don't know what that is.
What is near-automata?
Yeah, boy, think of where to get to, up to, I think of where to turn one.
Wait, I need to add a delay.
New skins in the shop?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
Oh, don't make me can't fuck you.
There's new skins?
I
Skins what say you swear to God
How's the step by daylight old snake
Wait, there is dead by daylight skins. There is. Oh my God. Oh, this is going to be a leak
checked whether. Hold up. Wait, there is dead by daylight skins. Hold up. This is going to be a
Let me check to whatever, let me drag this.
Wait, what?
Let's go another tilted Jinxy stream.
I'm not gonna be tilted, bro.
Bro, I'm low cortisol as fuck, guys.
Low cortisol.
Fuck dead by daylight.
I must, can you drag this to my right-side monitor?
Or no, wait, I'm stupid, I can side-screen.
My bad, I guess.
No, let me get, let me get 15,000 credits.
Purchase, ad funds, yes.
Bro, just take my money on.
What?
Chad, did I leak my car?
Leaked, leaked, leaked.
Bro, stop.
Played that by daylight.
What do you mean, played that by daylight?
Chad, is that what they like fun?
Is it that what they like scary?
Is that what they like scary game?
Alright kittens, we're back.
Yo, 4,950 credits?
Fuck yeah, take my money!
my money man wait that's on vigil bro what hold up hold up chat peep this peep
this peep this peep this peep this wait chat is that it is that the right one
or the wrong one no that's wrong where's the dead bike did I want I'm looking
for. Did I not buy it? I thought I just bought it. Am I tweaking? Wait, where's the vigil
one? What? Did I not buy it? Oh, there it is. There it is. There it is. Oh, shit. That's
a vigil skin. Bro, that does not look like vigil at all. That's sick. That does not look
like vigil at all sir waffle juice thank you for the prime stuff jinxie don't
ever play dead by daylight you will hate your life well bro I already play
league of legends this is the first jinxie stream I've ever watched bro welcome
to the stream man welcome to the stream baby when it's not that's coming to
Florida I believe in 14 days bro in two weeks man two weeks don't that's coming
to Florida chat I'm not kidding we might be doing a double cosplay I'm gonna be
Master Yi, Dantez is gonna be Lulu.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even joking.
Get out while you still can.
Bro, I feel like in League of Legends,
call me crazy, bro.
I feel like I could get to a high ass rank.
I feel like I could get to like Diamond, bro.
I'm not even trolling.
I'm being dead ass serious, bro.
But yeah, bro, I think the 27th of June,
Dantez coming to Florida,
I think we're gonna be doing a Master Yi Lulu cosplay.
not in control like I'll be master you he'll be little bit of
It's gonna be generational. It's gonna be a generational stream. It's gonna be a generational stream, bro
Silver max bro chat what rank could I realistically head on league in a year in a year swing man
They're gonna get it
Cat fury with the 1k bitties
All right chat. I'm about to drop an absolute tactical note
Bro, I have not played, I have not played a game of ranked in over a week.
I've been on Elden Ring for the last week, bro.
And then I was on Marvel Rivals and that fucking tournament getting the shit kicked out of
me.
Bro, and then somebody made a tweet about me not using my ult correctly.
Bro, me hell, me hell, I've never played the game.
Wait, so my teammates are no banning, so we're less likely to get Calypso Casino.
It is actually smart.
We got Oregon.
Jinsi, you're such a good boy.
Joe Bart collab, bro.
I'm hoping that happens anytime this year.
I got a tech show about that again,
but it's just whatever Joe's free, man,
because I'm kind of like free whenever,
but just whatever Joe's free, bro.
JL, think of it as your one.
Jinger, think of it as your friend.
SP, think of it as your friend.
You shouldn't be plastic.
Yo, bro.
In League, I'm going to hit Challenger and Siege, I'm going to hit Champion.
I'm going to be the first ever R6 Champion who's also a Challenger.
Mark my words.
Mark my words.
I'm going to be the first ever Rainbow Six Siege Champion who is also a Challenger.
I'm not even trolling.
I'm being dead and ass serious, bro.
Learned Marvel Rivals and proved them wrong.
Bro, I don't know.
That game isn't really my swag.
That game is not really my style, bro.
I think the thing about Marvel Rivals is it's like, it's like a lot of just like fighting and I don't really know what's happening.
It's a lot of like brain rot fighting.
I don't know.
I like Siege and League because it's like very strategical and like slower paced.
And when you're about to fight, you kind of know it.
Skill to shoot.
Yeah, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
When I played Marvel Rivals, I did get bent over a table.
To be fair, I was playing against Kingsman who's like rank one magic and his friend who's like one of the best captain
Americans in the world. So, yeah, maybe I was like a little bit of a fish out of water there.
But yeah, bro, I like my types of games is like strategic games, bro. That's why I like R6.
It's why I like R6, why I like chess, if I like League of Legends, why I like Clash, like I like Strat the strategic games
that are a little slow-paced. The thing about Siege though is Siege is like
Siege is sort of the best of both worlds because it's like very strategic but it
also can be fast-paced if you make it fast-paced. Phase Mike, take over to 10
gifts in Phase Mike. I'm not even kidding I'm gonna put on a fucking clinic today
I'm not even trolling. I'm gonna put on a fucking clinic.
Free kill in three two one
Free kill in three two one
Yo, Fenrir you just got shit on
Starting to see for out the window
He's in the room with me.
Do it.
Do it, you undisciplined swine.
do it.
Got a reload.
Three one, we take space off the window.
Nice guys!
Really good start bitch!
Rusty's taking over the brand reflection,
taking over the brand, swing the gun to get this.
Yo, having played in a week already
letting my nuts dangle in people's mouths.
Yo, let's turn up TTS chat, let's turn up TTS bro.
High-fives, let's do,
high-fives, do
TTS with a 30 second cooldown, if possible.
TTS with 30 second cooldown chat, I'm going to get an energy drink real quick.
BRB, hi guys, TTS with 30 second cooldown.
I
Guys ask me any question bro. Hey check one question go
Wait, no, no, my controller!
Whoa!
There we go.
Chat, what is good, bro?
It's good to see y'all boys again, man.
Bro, Chat, I feel like when I was in that Elden Ring marathon, I like turned into like
a zombie.
I don't even know.
I feel good now, bro.
Are you gay?
Uh, no, bro.
No.
No.
Sweet lover, think of her to crime.
Swap.
Swap, think of her to crime.
Sweet lover, think of her to crime.
Swap.
Swap.
Swap.
Thank you for the prime interesting username brother not gonna judge you though
Not gonna judge you feet lover
When I talk you listen
Geez good ass shadow breath with the jinxing charm back on I think I could settle my charms
L3 BR zero and underscore jams cheered 100 bits. How did you meet her GF?
let's go
how am i alive?
Tertiary at 100 bits. Hello LDN.
Kelanito here.
Thanks for the pair of crusty underwear you sent me.
Yo Kelanito, shut the fuck up!
Shut up, Kelanito derats!
why would you ever be 24 cheered 100 bits your jinx you love the streams what
are your thoughts on melvin ring now compared to your low light radon I
didn't see him I didn't see him daddy daddy daddy TV right now no TV yo yo
No, run out of my-
You ran in.
You ran in.
I was uh, I was reasonable right now.
That's on me though.
So reasonable.
Wait, you said what is my thoughts on Elden rank?
I didn't hear your whole question, I was like
Why is Littlity Aaron diet?
Aaron, thank you for checking in bro.
Appreciate you my boy.
Should be all good. Like I said, it's only up. It's only problematic if people don't check in. Thank you, bro
No, but Elton ring bro
Generational game man. I have I really have no other words to say man generational game, bro
Great game great game
Great game
Now chat next question is when should I do the LC at 200 bits all over my monitor by the way
I
Mods forcefully removed him from the stream. Thank you mods
Board money for the sir. Why no is that cheeky?
Yes, sir one moment I need to adjust the audio I
Located almost just shit my pants. I'm not even kidding
I played against you before we lost the oh you played against me yeah I played
against you and we lost it was on a layer or not layer it was not hidden labs and
we lost four or five how many how many kills did I have your drone has found a
You were a 0 and 10 Ben as always, so I
Went 0 and 10 Ben on a game with nine rounds in it
Nick one two three two one
I'll perform for you Jinxy. It's okay. I have to like my audio slow. I don't know why so loud. I was 0 and 10 Ben my ass
the
is acting
are you dead ass bro?
maxi chaired 100 gifs
yo jinx see would you ever collab with arvin ross
cafe more cheese are again the earl stream with ssb was peaking 2023 all so you should
hold up a minute
to the camping stream with case and sketch please do it bro we never got around to doing it bro i
think we're still probably gonna do it but we never got around to doing it
the other thing is i can't like just set it up bro because like it's not even like my
you know what i'm saying like it's not in my state so i can't set it up jack think if i'd get to
jack appreciate you baby yeah but is it 30 i don't know yeah up until like up until like 40 i think
cuz I don't know it's like um
I feel like it's loud
Who's payment shared 100 bits?
Yo Jinx, see the furry discord is hurt that you deny being with us
Yo, tell the
Last VR chat group session was while we meet you back
Tell the furry discord server to go fuck themselves
I'm not in that bullshit
Please
Tell them to fuck off
Yeah man, do you like 30?
I'm a good sport server. Uh, they're not animals. It's dead. No, no. Yo, Goyo, can you pick that up? Pick that up? Pick that up? Pick that up?
Goyo, Goyo, Goyo, Goyo, Goyo, Goyo.
All right.
What are you doing?
Yo, Goyo, can you pick that up?
No, no. He's champed. Trust. He's champed, brother.
Hey, I'm sorry. Like, it's just too loud.
Uh, nevermind, Goyo. Don't worry about it.
I'm a console champion. I'm a fucking go.
But zero zero six seven cheered two hundred bits if you were gay for one day who would you smash
Of course using a shotgun I just got an ace with a our
with a awkward seat or whatever Bravo's gun is
Cope Cope Cope Sahore
Bliffy one cheered 200 bits a gingers love your streams
When is the next subnautica stream and when is the next jinxed severs stream?
Holy, like 9 of them attic!
One friendly remaining.
Here comes the spam call.
How long are you going to play on 6-3-4-1?
Why? Why are we getting bent over a table?
Yo, how does an attic push work if we have bandits on the wall?
A push should not work, like, this doesn't make sense.
Like, how does that work, bro?
Oh my god, why can't I ban this operator, dude?
Man, you're going to get rich in one.
Bro, how the fuck are they five manning attic in big window and it's working?
Go down please.
Jimmy Bananas cheered 100 bits.
Hey Jinx, see you should play Terraria.
Imagine Minecraft and Elden Ring had a baby.
Love the streams bro.
Wait, Minecraft and Elden Ring had a baby?
What?
Why would you roam as mute?
I'm not roaming as mute, I'm roaming after everybody died.
I'm literally holding like the most important location in the entire game, which is master bedroom
They didn't even push master and then we got literally squad wiped on big window and attic
We got literally finger blasted
I think my team is fast, to be honest, but that's like every game I'm solo queueing.
I'm just gonna have to drop like 16 kills or something probably.
Launch lights, water, cheers, 100 bits. Pregnant man emoji.
Not this again! Not this!
Pregnant man emoji. Pregnant man emoji. Pregnant man emoji.
Pregnant man emoji. Pregnant man emoji. Pregnant man emoji. Pregnant man emoji. Pregnant man emoji.
The castle's fall back.
I'll set you down to meridian.
courtesy of coach ed one hundred
treason
they can you tell high-fives to answer his phone
i think he's a little grinder
i missed his little face
I don't know man, I don't know, maybe.
Ten and two, man. Ten and two, Lou, bro.
I'm shitting on these kids! I'm fucking shitting on them!
Holy fuck!
Did you see the first pick?
Did you see the first pick, bro?
So did they give her the five gifted Ws in the chat?
Bro, did you see the first pick? That guy got fucking eviscerated.
Holy shit.
Like I got fucking obfuscated.
I've created 100 bits, 36 straight months of subs,
do I get my VIP yet?
All right, I think we've had full VIP slots
for like three years, I'm not even kidding.
I think we've had full VIP slots for like three years, bro.
One of those days, one of these days I have to go through it
and just like remove a bunch of people, but yeah.
Like people haven't been in the streams in four years.
But yeah, VIP you have like a certain amount,
unless they updated it, but I don't know.
Bro, somebody else spams this fucking emoji, I'm turning it off!
Sonic bike 6 cheered 100 bits.
Hey Jinx, see what's your top 5 fragments slash 10.
Oh, I don't know, bro.
I couldn't even name 5 fragrances, bro.
I'm kinda used whatever.
I don't- yo, who popularized this?
This is like terrible.
Well, like this is horrible.
It makes it to where we can't play an attic.
Like, what, like, are we like devolving?
What is this?
10 seconds to insertion.
Swift on discord, gaming 44, cheered 100 bits, is it pink?
Uh, no, but it is burgundy red!
Protect your body, I need to be used by all four.
Step ahead of the enemy at all times.
Stick a pin in it, time to go.
This is such a bad spawn peak.
I did it way too late.
I did it way too late.
if you do it that way they're just gonna hear you.
Ladao cheered 100 bits. Play the show with Casso.
Miho, I'm not really into like baseball that much.
All I really know is, uh, all I know is Shohei Otani.
Hey, Jen, who's the other guy y'all told me about? What's his name?
I think he like murdered someone.
That's like all I know.
He advised, op for has located a bomb.
07 cheered 100 bits, Muradat said he would have a great thing in his stream.
He's inside together, worthless!
Frost!
You had one job!
I don't understand what he's saying.
What?
How's he in sight?
You're watching Big Window.
What?
Yo bro, how the fuck is he in sight?
I don't understand.
You're looking at Big Window.
Do you even know he's in sight?
Oh my god, I'm getting fucking launched.
Holy shit
I'm getting absolutely launched. I guess we could drop a 20 bomb
I guess we could drop a 20 bomb. I this team is this team is a lobotomy
It's one thing to go like negative. I don't even care. It's what it's a whole nother thing to like be
I'm like trusting that evolution a you're watching an area. Let's have ice pick your office
I'm trusting. I'm trusting that you're like watching an area like okay your insight
You're looking at big window. I'm dead to big window. It's like when you're so bad that it's like now getting me killed
It's just that's when it's like disgusting
Like I don't care that you're going 0 and 4 or what I like bro
Just if you're gonna watch a location watch the location because my see my teammate is it all my teammates here
Okay, I'm not gonna worry about that
He's no pieces. No, he's just inside me
100 bits, when are you going to admit you and Hivar as our dating?
Yo bro, I'm not dating Hivars!
I'd rather jump into a bus!
Every time you play seeds you always get mad.
Yeah, I don't know why! I'm...
I don't know why man!
I'm 11 and 3. I'm 11 and 3 and my teammates and we're gonna lose. We're gonna lose. I'm 11 and 3 and we're gonna lose.
I killed three of them every one time I die, and I'm still gonna lose.
We're gonna have a hard breacher. Yo guys, a hard breacher would be cool.
I'm 11 and 3 and I'm gonna lose.
Like how the fuck is this happening?
Jynxie please stop bro.
I can't focus when your stream is making me laugh like a motherfucker.
How am I
Dumbass
You're the worst player in this team I'm 12 and 3.
I'm gonna puke on my desk. I'm gonna puke on my desk.
Ah teammate, I thought you were gonna watch that. Never mind. Sorry Twitch, I wasn't
I know you're with your game.
Uh, okay, I mean, I still died to my teammate, but whatever, he got the kills. Who cares?
Only 12 and 3 in a platinum lobby.
Okay, let me let me make myself clear to you, man.
This, the season has been out for a week, so if someone's platinum, they're not actually a platinum player because the season's been out for a week.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Like, my Goyo has a champion emblem.
My Goyo has a champion emblem on his bandit.
Like, you understand this, right?
Like, it's important for me to know
that you have the brain cells to understand that, right?
This isn't a platinum lobby.
Like, this is not a platinum lobby.
Like, for the first week of the season,
if someone's flat, they're probably better skilled than flat.
What was your favorite boss to fight in Elden Ring?
Brum, knock it, lie, Malekin!
Malekith, oh death become my blade once more Malekith was peak bro
God Malekith was so peak dude. I love Malekith
Oh death, become my blade once more.
Malekits literally physically aroused me, I'm not kidding, Malekits physically aroused
me.
Five seconds.
When are you playing Siege?
Says huge condom.
Yo open your eyes!
second when are you playing siege says huge condom yo open your eyes it's like the cheesiest
angle in the game. I don't know what this yellow ping is. I'm gonna trust it though.
Yep, just another brain dead teammate moment.
Bro yellow ping shower corridor.
They're gonna spam call me because I have 13 kills.
Exile, they can depend.
Cabin, take it with the plan. Red, take it with the auto.
Yep, I'm getting spam called.
League 3, I'm gonna be on League. I'm gonna be on League in a little bit.
Yeah, I'm over swinging because everybody's dead again.
Bleh!
I don't know why I'm over swinging. Man!
A bomb has been located.
Aruni literally just told the big window happened.
Aruni literally just told the big window happened.
Alright.
I think they hopped in big window.
Yep, simple.
Aruni, there's one more there. Just keep holding that.
Keep holding that. There's one more there.
One's an attic, one's an attic, one's outside big window.
One attic, close right. No, he's already down, close right.
He's already, yeah, he's right there.
I got, I got caught.
Everyone's big window, big window, everybody's gonna jump in.
He's gonna jump in, he's gonna jump in, he's gonna jump in.
Like, god damn!
Listen!
I'm like spoon feeding you kills. Just listen!
Oh my god!
Let's spoon, why are we taking a fight that we don't need to take?
Ash, take a picture of one.
Holy shit, man, we're gonna lose.
Big window, there's another one, big window.
Literally just hold the big window, jump in and you win.
Oh, big window, he's in, big window, he's about to jump in, he's about to jump in, he doesn't turn.
Like, oh my god, is anyone home?
Jay-Z against your one, L-Bully. No, it's not a bully, it's called a competitive spirit
and calling out what's going to lose us the game. And he's not responding to it. Should
I not call it out? But should I not call it out? I'm like spoon feeding him a kill.
I need to use your drone to locate a boss.
How can he hear over you? He doesn't need to hear anything.
I'm calling out what's gonna happen.
The guy's jumping in big window.
One attic, one big window. Big window, big window.
Look at big window. Never looks, dies to big window.
That's a little fucking annoyed.
It's fine, I gotta drop another ace, I think, I don't know, I don't know, I need to drop
a nuke, I need to drop a literal fucking nuke, man.
Bad coms, round winning coms, game winning coms, game would have ended if he listened
to the cops but he ignored everything
this is why calling out is literally pointless
I
There we go.
They're back.
Yeah, I got GG.
Worthless, worthless, worthless, worthless.
All four of you.
I shouldn't have rammed it.
I should have pre-fired Thurson and rammed it.
GG, whatever.
Played one game of Siege, 14 and 6, and we probably lost.
And my teammate blatantly ignored my call-out that I said 11 times.
11 times, 11 times, not 10, 11 times.
And if you would have listened to the call-out we wouldn't even be here.
The game would be over if you just listened to the call-out.
Mental talking to the team, my mic's muted, they can't hear me.
E-Bow to the other side.
I'm bout to, I'm bout to fuckin' freak out. I'm bout to fuckin' freak out. I'm bout to fuckin' freak out.
Big window! Big window! Big window! You're gonna die in big window! He's gonna jump in big window!
Doesn't look a single time and then dies in big window!
It's like, what more do you want?!
I have 14 kills and I'm giving you a perfect call out!
You're not capable of winning!
You're not! You don't deserve the win!
Holy fuck!
I
Bebop bebop on the bebop he's on the bebop
Fuck you the goat
Yeah, JC, I gotta disagree with you bro
Goyo should have been holding big window because I was getting I had a pressure peak from fucking attic and big window
but you couldn't die from attic well attic had a hard angle on me already he
had a exposed angle where I'll send you on the hop up if he hops down you're
right but on the hop up he has no vision of you where you were there's no vision
of you good to know that guy had a mic can't ignore everything as well like we
won who cares so we had a mic the whole time yet a fucking mic the whole time
you have to disagree with me if he's attic hop up he cannot see you behind
I'm the desk, trust me.
But hey man, whatever, we gotta win 14 and six
into the next one and we move.
But because he added Mike, that means he literally
didn't like ignore everything I said.
Johnson, give me two one.
Now, I'm gonna be honest, if the guy drops down at it,
yeah, then that's valid.
Like he can look at attic then.
because then the guy can lay down and see him under the bunk bed.
But on the Atacapa, he cannot see where he was.
Takes the responsibility.
Matured for what?
Carrying the fucking game?
Take responsibility?
I went 14 and 6.
What responsibility do you want me to take?
A medal?
Give me a gold medal and a chocolate chip cookie, dog.
Yeah, I'm going to take responsibility for winning the game.
single solo golo by the way my whole team had a negative kv i went 14 and 6 i had like seven
first picks take responsibility for what? carrying? for carrying? long story i think it
might. when are you playing siege? open your eyes! it's not even an ego it's statistics
Take responsibility for what? Carrying? I gave a perfect call out that was ignored after carrying. That's pretty annoying.
Can't think about it. Can't think about it.
I'm 14 and 6.
Alright, let me debunk that really quick.
Your Katie doesn't matter if you're baiting your Katie.
I just had 9 first picks, man.
Like I was just first picking everyone.
Like yeah, your Katie matters if you're literally getting a first pick every round.
If I'm sitting on a roof baiting in a 1v5, my Katie doesn't mean anything because none
the kills are meaningful. I would 14 and 6 and have like realistically 5 opening picks.
Like, Rocking to bottom. If I went neutral that game, we would have lost 4 to 1. Or 4
to 0. We would have lost 4 to 1 or 4 to 0 if I would have went literally neutral. I
I had to drop an ungodly amount of kills, and we barely won.
He's gonna be about to protect the bombs.
Yeah, your Katie doesn't matter if you're baiting,
but if you're getting like opening frags, your Katie does matter.
I'm like giving us numbers.
Giant Loki's don't know this map.
Blaming everyone except you, birdbrain.
Yes! Precisely! Yes!
Everyone went negative! I'm the only one who went 14 and 6!
And I gave a call out that would have won us the game that both of my teammates ignored!
Yes! I'm blaming literally everyone!
If I wasn't there, we lose!
I was 14 and 6!
All I'm thinking about!
4. Jammer ready to activate.
Merit, get down!
Running from accountability!
Are you high on marijuana?
We won the game and I was 14 and 6!
Shield out and ready.
Deploy explosion part of it.
Help you guys.
I'll get to you number two.
All right, here we go.
This is going to be a rough day.
I don't think settings, dude, settings does not matter, like if you copy stop in settings
because you're not going to become stop them.
Like the only thing you need to know about settings,
and I think this goes for most games,
is just keep the same settings and then just master them.
That's it.
And just master them, bro, that's it.
Just master your settings.
Like bro, if you copy somebody, it's not going to help you.
It might even be worse, bro.
Like if you use like Mingo's controller sense,
like bro, Mingo's on like a hundred horizontal.
Like that's pretty hard to actually control.
Just use one sensitivity that you actually kind of like
and just stick with it.
That's the best thing you can do.
Let me think of one.
IGL, I physically cannot IGL on this map.
I don't even know where I'm going on this map.
I still got to learn this map.
Show your settings?
I mean, I'll show my settings, but like,
it's not gonna like, my settings are already like,
I mainly just get kills with like game sense.
I don't have like crazy aim or anything
26 third 53 horizontal five five right stick dead five left stick dead controller ADS 1831
My setting is like low medium like lower end of medium speed
Shout out Brazil's playing. Oh, yeah, Brazil first Morocco started right that's a good game
Me, ho, that is a good game, bro, that has 10 seconds remaining.
That's a good game.
That's 5 seconds.
Loading, new magazine.
Loading, new magazine.
Bomb location secure.
What is your audio settings?
I don't think audio settings matter that much either, it mainly is just your headset.
uh... i would recommend for audio settings turning your teammates down
because your teammates are normally are
horrible at the game and give horrible callouts i would turn them down
they also normally have
they also normally have the loudest mics of all time
and most of the callouts are literally useless
so i would turn your team down pretty low
and
i would get a good mic
This is such a- I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm getting spam called- why am I getting spam called?
You're holding an angle after I killed two of your teammates, you're holding an angle!
Wow, I mean he's such a pussy he kills me.
I thought he would swing me, because his teammates are dying.
Alright, two kills again!
Looks like we're going to lose again with two kills again.
All right!
On this, on this thing.
It's got to be three or bust, I guess.
Right, right in this room, right in this room.
Yep, two kills is not enough.
Alright, got it.
We need three.
I guess, I don't know.
I need to turn into a, uh, uh, uh, SPOINT to win!
Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, two-two-two-two!
One's above! One's above!
Please, witness. Please, God, witness.
Apparently, last operator standing.
They're about to walk inside.
We have a cam on a bomb. We can call a bomb. We can't call B
Mission failed all friendly
Is this like evil R6 I have not had one teammate produce a positive Katie in two matches
What is happening?
Eight of my teammates are negative
Eight! Eight of my last eight teammates have had negative KDs. What is going on?
Ball thinking about them, verve thinking about them, useless IGL. Yo bro, I can't IGL on a map, I don't know.
I don't know the map, I can't IGL anything. Also even if I did IGL, no one's gonna listen bro, it's ranked dude, nobody cares.
Ball think de ballo.
Thinks he's just don't hang up the doggie call bro, but I don't want to tank damage. I don't want to tank damage from a doggie call.
I actually can't believe third night decided to hold an angle after I killed two of his teammates. I thought he was gonna sling me.
I
Bro chat one more good game, maybe we get a 1.9 candy. I'm not even joking not even joking
I don't know how do you know where to put I don't even know where to put some mothies
of
bomb location compromise plan accordingly
over our complete over our complete
10 seconds left
over our complete
five seconds to insertion
lord rugg think of the prime of joe think of the prime of fizz think of the
to one
Dude, I don't even know where I'm going I don't even know where I'm going man
Yeah, just hear that
This is so cringe. I was getting spankled.
Oh my god! How many fucking vocals does she have?
There are other oh my god, okay
I
Know we should all their utility
I need a little help!
Alright, three Doka because one demo scan and then I'm getting 3d1 to the 4v5 in sight
in my own objective.
My teammates are 2 and 12.
Yo, is this like, okay.
So last game I had four teammates go negative.
Cool, whatever, we got the win.
This game I have four teammates going deep negative.
Oh my bad, four dohkabee calls, a demo scan, and then I get 3v1 in my own objective and
a 4v1.
So, okay.
My team is going 2 and 12 right now.
What am I supposed to do?
Just drop 26 kills or something?
How are we even going to win this?
Watch the Morocco game.
Chets, we do a watch along to that game?
Chets, we do a watch along to Brazil, Morocco.
Did it start?
Did it start?
Did it start?
Wait till the game just start.
It just started.
Dead ass.
Where's the game at, Chad?
Which stadium?
Which stadium?
Where's stadium?
Scotland playing?
Wait, Scotland's playing later tonight, right?
Scotland's playing later tonight?
Oh, this game's in New York?
This game's in New York?
Bro, Brazil, Morocco?
I don't know, man.
That game could go either way.
I guess I'll play Doka B since everybody else plays Doka B.
Bro, the only thing about Doka B is I would rather have
a Doka B on my team than use Doka B.
Because getting on your phone,
it lets somebody else get a kill,
and I'd rather just get the kill.
you know what I mean?
see how they are on the north door
do you want to watch one? I'll bring the pole
Let's see how you handle this little drop in the future.
You're a little stirring class.
He double swung me.
They double swung!
Yeah, two in sixteen.
I don't know, what else, into the next one, I guess?
2 and 16, I mean, is this, or 3 and 16, is this real?
Is that even possible?
All the way to get the brand.
Now, High Fives, how we do,
we just get the scoreboard out, will we get the scoreboard?
Chad, am I allowed to have audio of the game or no?
Am I allowed to have audio or no?
This game's over.
Probably not, right?
Am I allowed to have audio or no?
I'd look, you don't know.
Alright!
Four, five kills.
So they went 5 and 16. Alright.
Back.
I just played Evil Rainbow 6CH. Out of 8 teammates and 2 games of solo queue, 8 teammates went negative.
Definitely can depend.
Okay, chat. Um, chat, what should we do, bro?
Should we watch along the Brazil-Miracro game?
We probably have to go like full cam.
Practical full cam and have to scoreboard up.
Then I'll have the game like here.
Should we watch along the Brazil-Miracro game or should we play league?
What a pull.
Oh, T-league de balda.
Chat, play league or watch along?
Play league or watch along?
I would have to have the game pulled up in what can I have it pulled up in like streamies?
OT Breeze, negative auto
Siege, I just played two games of evil R6. I just got launched to the moon both games
Yeah, let's think about
Jack vote vote vote vote
Jack vote vote Jack vote in the pool vote in the pool vote watch along at the Brazil Morocco game or
Play me. It's actually a close poll deadass
Yes, vote, vote, vote, looking cute today, pumpkin.
Thank you, Spax, appreciate it.
Jeff, thank you for the prime.
You support piracy?
Wait, what is piracy?
What does that mean?
Jeff, thank you for the prime.
What is piracy?
Pirates?
Piracy?
Wait, no, I can watch.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, chat them back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, illegal download.
Guys vote in this.
Watch Party Brazil vs. Morocco or Play League.
Vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Okay, hi Brian, how do we do this, man?
Hi Brian, how do we do this, man?
How do we do this?
We go, hi Brian.
Here, here, here, here, here, here, like here.
And then we get scoreboard.
Dude, for Silver's Marco, probably the best game
of the World Cup so far.
So far.
Not going to lie.
How much is this?
good is this good is this good your chins are looking lovely today thank you
bro thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you wait what do you mean my
chins do you mean my chin or my chins why don't I have multiple chins man
Yeah, I'm working on the scoreboard right now.
Nice.
Okay.
Chat.
Did the game start?
Oh, my God, it's one minute in.
It's one minute in chat.
It's one minute in.
What did you all vote for?
What did y'all vote for?
Y'all vote for league or watch along, watch along?
Brazil versus Morocco.
Brazil versus Morocco.
Bro, the game is one minute in, bro.
Let's go.
The game literally just started.
We can't have volume right we can't no way. Yeah, probably not no way no way no way
So you guys think name Mars gonna come in this game yes or no
Do you think name Mars gonna come in yes or no
You can't take me cotton yo hi Brian what up dude what up dude?
Yeah, it's just you to TV right
Let me sign it into my YouTube TV real quick.
Which I don't want to leak.
I don't want to leak.
How about we can have volume, right?
I don't believe some.
I'm not sure.
Wait, hold up.
Watch.
I'm going to mute.
What is that?
Okay, okay chat, okay the game is going okay free kick Brazil, or no free kick Marocco
Oh chat is it good is it good is it good is it good is it good is it good is it good is it good chat is it good
Watch on tell the moon though why
or the game just started chat the game literally just started chat I think if
it's no audio though we should probably we should probably just play League
Brown watch the highlights later because it's no audio it's kind of hard for
y'all to even know what's happening
yeah real let me see it are other people watching it with audio let me know yeah
yeah yeah that'll make it a lot better with audio but I don't know if you can
Okay, put the audio on.
Lacey's done audio.
Wait, who has audio?
Lacey, I said.
Oh, Lacey has audio?
Yep.
Are you ready to play for the pressure?
Are you sure?
Yep.
Hold it up.
Did Lacey bet on this chat?
You are more than welcome to open the game and watch it along with me.
Well, yeah, he does have audio.
Is your story just to make it strange, I guess?
What?
Like that?
Like, uh, like, like, like, like, like this?
like that.
We're not here to keep it.
Possession early in the game from Morocco, pinning Brazil back at touch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
How is that good?
Yeah, I don't get that.
Back.
All right.
Vamo.
All right.
No, no, in the top of the box.
Good clearance from Brazil.
Jail time.
Tell the Mundo.
Tell the Mundo what do you mean tell the Mundo bro? What do you mean?
Jakes you think your third trip chin will let me crack
I'm going to go back.
The pressure finally caved in on
Willi Gregoire, who was the coach
of the last World Cup.
As he said, this team needs a new
face, a new voice, a new energy.
The audience had
one of three games before this.
We're going to try to figure that out.
Great move, buzz around me.
High five, change shadowing game. Top of the box!
More of a jump. Oh my god.
High five.
Can we add in the time and scoreboard
board and then change title again we can't see guys I know if you can see you
get banned if you can see you get banned
bro chat yo chat did y'all think I was when I said yeah when I said watch along
I don't think I could show the game
Or does it look like I can show the game?
All right chat fuck this bro, but let's just let's just watch that lights bro. What was what's that lights?
For check y'all have cte bro
Chad is not as in league
About a better day than a man
She'll just watch that lights. It sucks if y'all can't see it. It sucks if y'all can't see the game
It sucks if y'all can't see the game
Oh
Bro, would you guys voted for the watch along did you guys think I was gonna be able to show the game?
People would like never allow a human being to a lot and restream a game, bro. I'll get beamed
I need to get silver, bro. I need to get silver today!
Tไฝๆฏ the cherry jr. T something to the cherry jr.
Don't as where you acting?
Dante who the fuck is Dante no, don't pass
Yes.
Tell him, call him, call him, call him.
Jixi, call him.
Jixi, call him.
Duchess, baby!
Jixi, call him, Jixi, call him.
Jixi, call him, Jixi, call him.
Is Duchess on?
What am I saying?
He's always on.
there he is there he is
oh god i got jumped scared yo duffins what up bro
what the fuck is up wait did you see that player no
no no i was even in your scene yet yo duffins what the fuck is up duffins
what the fuck is up jane say
how you been bro you been good
bro i'm gonna be honest i've been missing you
bro i've been an elder lord
Yeah, I know, I said that.
I'm playing a fucking Elden Lord, dude.
And how does it feel, be honest with me?
Good, bro.
Wait, you thought this, are you in a game,
are you in a game or no?
I'm playing the one and only this game.
You're in a game or no?
Yeah, Alstrascan.
All right, you see?
You're playing Master Yi?
Why are you saying it like that?
I thought you were like, I thought
you were playing Hecarim, though.
No, I'm used to playing Yee.
No, like, okay, so all day yesterday and today
I've been playing a shetana background,
but then it's like the enemy team locked in a comp
or it's like, I looked at it and I was like,
dude, if I go Yee this game,
I'm gonna fucking smash their skulls.
So it's like I had to above the mastery,
you know what I mean?
Yeah, your mid laner's 0 and 6,
that's the first thing I noticed.
Ah, yeah, what else is new?
I feel like, I never get into it by my mid laner.
I feel like it's always my top laner
and like occasionally my ADC, 0.
Yeah, the thing is like, so normally when you're playing League, the thing is that yeah, your midlaner is going to lock in a mage and they're just not going to die, but this game he locked in a mage and he did die a lot.
So it's kind of like up in the air. Have you ever played with a Katarina before?
I don't even know what Katarina is.
Okay, exactly. So if you ever play with a Katarina, that's when you're going to realize that it's like you can get into it by your midlaner.
Because I thought, um, like my understanding is top lane, top lane is the most?
Yes.
Because top lane is the most fighting lane.
So like if they get behind early, it's just GG's.
Like isn't top lane a lot of fighting?
Yes, yes, you're exactly right and your reasoning is right too.
Yeah.
Because it's a lot of like early engagements that are, like, you know what I'm saying?
Now ADC is a lot.
Like ADC is a lot.
I'm not even gonna hold you.
My ADC's int.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Yeah, so, okay.
Do you want me to explain to you why ADC ints a lot?
Yeah, why does ADC int a lot?
I don't understand.
Okay, so top lane ints because they're alone.
So when you leave them alone,
it's like you leave your kit alone and the stove is on, right?
Like he's gonna sit there
and he's gonna step on the fucking stove, right?
Yeah, dude, but I was gonna put my finger
on a stove before, that shit hurt like a bitch.
Yeah, when you're playing top lane,
it's like you put your whole face on the stove.
Oh, I get it, and you burn your face off.
Exactly, and the thing is that when you're playing ADC,
it's kind of like Imagine, instead of being left alone,
your parents are like crackheads.
So the thing is that, yeah, you're still like
being watched by someone, but they're a crackhead
and they're probably not paying attention.
You know what I mean?
And that's like your support.
What do you mean by ADC is like your parents are crackheads though?
I don't know what you mean.
So ADC is like, you're the kid that's like in the crack house, right?
And your parents are crackheads.
So they're not actually watching you seriously, which is the reason why you're
going to have like 30 different burn marks every time they get home from wherever they want.
Oh, okay, okay.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, and also like, I don't know.
So I've noticed also, I played two games off stream.
I played two games.
I took like a week off league.
I was on Outer Ring for a week.
I played two games.
My first game, I got literally launched, bro.
I was the only person on my team to produce anything.
Most damage, I was like 11 and 8.
Every lane lost.
Every one of my lane lost.
And then my ADC player had the nerve to say,
we asked for a gank.
We're sitting under turret.
He was 0-4, the support was 0-4, the ADC was under 4, he's like, yo, WW, can we get a
gank?
But I remember what you taught me, why would I gank a losing lane when I could gank a winning
lane?
Yep, exactly.
So then what'd you tell him?
I basically said, you're 0-4, shut the fuck up, and then I called him a worthless piece
of shit.
There you go, and did it win you the game?
No, it lost the game.
Oh.
But what matters is that you got fun, right?
No, I didn't have fun
But I played two games of League and wanted to shoot myself in-game
Okay, but wait did you lose LP because I saw that for like you only went down 20 LP
I had a I lost two games one of them was a no LP loss because I had an inching piece of shadow my team and with AFK
Oh
W but I'm telling you there's nothing better than when an inching piece of shit goes afk cuz then it said you don't have to be punished
Wait, actually it was our mid laner. He was like the only one doing anything and then he lit AFK.
But yeah, like, why do the ADCs always ask for a gank when they're 0 and 5?
It's like, bro, you're 0 and 5, man. I can't, I'm not helping you, bro.
Okay, so Jynx, did you remember how I told you you're the protagonist in League?
Yes, like I'm the main character, yeah.
Yep. So the thing about ADCs is that ADCs is like, it's like, we know that you're the
protagonist but they think they're the protagonist. Does that make sense? So that's why it's like
they just seem to have reality checks.
But when my ADCs 0 and 4, I should let him drown, right? Shouldn't I let him drown?
Yeah, 100% of the time.
Yeah, just like because if I gank a losing lane, then I gank, I die and then we all lose,
right?
Okay, yes, it's kind of like, think of it this way, okay?
Imagine you have a classroom of students, and there's one guy that all he does in class
is play with the lighter and lightest friends on fire.
Helping out a losing lane is like, you're the teacher, and you're saying, I'm going
to dedicate resources and my time towards helping this guy.
But it's like, no matter what you do, he's going to set his friends on fire.
So you might as well just try to see if at least one kid in the class can actually be
be like an actual real human being, does that make sense?
Well yeah, because in that game, I was like 3-0.
He was 0-4.
My top laner was like, or like my mid laner was like 3-0.
So I should play around my mid laner
because we're the win conditions, right?
If we play into a losing lane and then I die, the game's over.
Exactly.
Douglas, how many games of League have you been playing recently?
Are you still challenging?
So funny story about that actually.
A few days ago, I was taking the day off streaming.
I was like, oh, I'll take a little day off.
Went out on a date day with my wife, whatever.
And before we went on our date, I was like, oh, I have time
for about three league games.
And I lost three in a row.
So that night, I actually demoted to Masters.
Wait, Don, Tess.
You demoted to Masters?
Yeah, I demoted to Masters. It was a bad time in Gen.C.
Ugh.
Yep.
But the good news is we brought it back and I'm back in GM.
Was it your teammate's fault or your fault? Be honest. Be honest.
Do you want me to give you the real answer or the content answer?
Give me the real answer.
Every game I lose is always my fault because I should be able to carry these shit's things.
Bro, but that's kind of delusional. I feel like some games of League you can't win, right?
Like, isn't that just delusional? That's like delusional toxic.
Wait, one second. Can this cocksucker? Dude. Why is he not up?
YOOOO! FUCKING OOOOOOOT!
One second.
Okay. Yeah, so the thing is it is delusional, but the problem is that like if you actually want to climb in League,
you need to be willing to gaslight yourself into always staking the blame.
Wait, what is the 60-20-20 rule? This guy named Skiddy Tobias is asking about it. What is the 60-20-20 rule in League?
So 60-20-20 rule is 20% of your games are auto one, 20% are auto lost, and
60% depend on like how good of a player you are.
So what it means is that if you're a really good player, then you'll normally over the course of like hundreds of games have a 60%
rate. If you're like really bad, then you're probably gonna have like, let's say a 40, right?
So that's why it's like in league not every game is winnable, but if you're good enough you can make any game winnable. Does that make sense?
I see. Okay. So you're basically saying like if you're good enough it's a 100-00?
In lower elo, yes. So like at one point I did an account where I start off an iron, right? This is before the days of Juleven.
11 I start off an iron and I went on a 45 game win streak from iran to plot only losing a single game
I know me reason why it yeah, and the only reason why I lost the game was because there are two people on my teammate
Okay, I'm not in my trolling. Oh my god, dude
Wait, you went 45 and one
Well, it was 45 and oh then I lost and then afterwards maybe I won like 60
I'm just a coping piece of shit then right? I'm just a coping loser because how am I losing in bronze, bro?
Yeah, but the thing is that coping is fun because like when you can blame other people for why you are where you are
It feels really good inside. Yeah, bro. It does. Yes
Fuck yeah, it does. Dude, like imagine just letting them being able to say fuck this cocksucker
I hate him, right? But it's like it's only his fault that you are where you are
But it feels good that now he then now he's a problem, you know. Yes, bro. Yes, dude. Oh
Oh my god. My twitch just killed him in 3 autoattacks.
Yeah, your twitch is 13 in 3. Wait don't, I'm gonna go piss really quick. I'll be back, bro.
I'm ready to lock in today, bro. I'm ready to lock in.
Yep, I'm ready for it. I'm ready for it. That's why I need to win this fucking game, bro.
So I need to give him all the energy, but if I lose this game, it's like the energy levels automatically crash.
Yeah, we just found dragon, just found dragon.
His thing is here, so the reason why we can't go for the baron by the way, is because dragon
is up in like 10 seconds and baron is like a flip right?
But if they get the next dragon then they get soul.
So that's why it would be like really horrible if they got soul here.
like if they got so here that's unironically like our loose condition
okay nice so artillery set what the fuck but what is happening
What the fuck is that?
Wait what is that?
What is that?
No one died.
Yo what are you fucking...
Dude I actually died to his Q cause it's probably like W done and then Q'd.
Okay so we're definitely gonna have to get showbo then.
The good news is I had perfect smite though so like perfect smite actually makes it as
song as bad as it could have been.
Did he flash?
Viego?
Yes.
Okay, guys, I'm telling you this game should be one.
Wait, what the fuck is happening here?
Wait, this looks good, though.
Wait, why is our...what?
Hey, what is he doing?
We're going to do Nala's out of base, we're going to look for a red because like if we
didn't just get a teamfight going soon, then the good thing is that, listen, we denied
so far like a few minutes at least and we know that Vega has no flash and I will.
I wish that my lips could build a castle Some nights I would say just fall off
But I still think I'm just to see your voice Oh Lord I still don't know what I stand for
What do I stand for? What do I stand for? Almost nice. I don't know anymore.
Sounds like this was not good. Dude, why'd you stop? Keep going.
Wait, Morocco scored. Chat, Morocco, who scored for Morocco? Who scored?
Some nights I wish that my lips could build a castle.
Jack, do you imagine Brazil gets grouped?
Wait
Jinxie sub-eerie. Are you watching?
Yes, I'm watching. Oh
My god, check this out. Yo, your twitch is fucking carrying. Yeah, he is
Why the fuck are you not carrying down says?
It's not a fucking piece of shit. There it is. That's that's my fucking boy
Yes, the well a sack of shit get in there
Wait to know if I go and I die
Wait, wait, one second.
I don't know.
Look, see, Jinxie, this is the cancer thing about Yee and you're starting to realize it too recently.
The problem with Yee is that if you ever go in on any suboptimal engage, you just lose the game instantly.
Why are you coping? Why are you coping?
Why would you go in on a suboptimal engage?
Yeah, exactly. That's why I didn't do what you told me to do.
And I was explaining why I didn't do what you told me to do.
Oh, sorry, I was trying to have fun.
Sorry, I was trying to have fun for a second there.
Wait, so, you know, the thing about Yi that's ass is like, it's not in that Yi's ass.
Okay, here's the thing about Yi, bro.
I'm ass, so I don't know what the proper engages are.
Like, I don't know what this character does, that character does.
So I'll go into fights and I'll stun, stun, charm, charm, dead.
It's like, bro, Yi is squishy as fuck.
With warwick, all my engages are good because warwick has a 9-incher, man
Yes, and that's what I told you like you remember one point you're telling me that you want to give up warwick
And I really told you like why would you hang it up, bro?
Like this champion literally has everything that you need bram also. I might I'm not even like bro. I'm being I want you to like
Bro really listen to me when I say this I might be the best bronze three warwick of all time
I'm not even trolling bro me flung in all of my mattress trees is me going absolutely
Hammy's don't that's like I'm gonna get in it's name
Repose what is me flung in it's just another variation of me how in the mixed in
mixed into me honey in oh
Yeah, I got me how Sonia me honey in me funny
Yeah, but yes, bro, it is yeah, it's just a variation man, but bro like I realistically
think I'm just gonna say this if I stream my games and I have a delay, I'll never go
negative again in League of Legends chat.
I'm telling you bro, like I'm watch my matches to reason bro, like I coach what a fuck are
you dying coach what a fuck are you dying coach.
Jinxie, I'm not going to lie bro, they locked in a champion that's even more broken than fucking uh, than fucking uh, years.
Like that, that, like listen, have you ever played against a Viego yet? Yes or no?
So, I know what Viego does because I watched my brother play it. Viego basically, he becomes any champion, right? He turns into anybody?
Yep.
Why is that broken?
Well, because the problem is that like, why I thought it would be okay if they allowed him to build full crit?
So imagine he just like jumps on you, right?
He stuns you, autos you twice, you die instantly,
and then he just wipes your whole team.
Wait, but John says, I have a question.
Yeah.
Is there such thing as a broken champion
because isn't the best 1% in the game like 56%?
Well, yeah, but that's still like insanely broken.
But that means they only win 56% at a time, no?
Yeah, but Jynxxy, 56% when it accounts for the fact
that there are some people walking it in
in that are like first time you should like that.
So yeah, so if you have a champion that's like even 53% is like broken because at 53
it means that 1 trick is probably like a 61% win rate.
If you have a 56% win rate you are in fucking like Agartha, you know what I mean?
What is Agartha?
You never heard of it?
No, what is that?
It's like a secret land in Antarctica.
What?
What?
Yes.
And bro, the thing is that only people that hit the highest rank, like challenger rank
1 as Warwick, are allowed entering a gartha.
My chat's saying that's not what it is.
It is.
It's a secret Antarctic land where only rank 1 Warwick players are allowed entering.
So that's why you need to hit rank 1 so you can enter a gartha.
Bro, I'm not gonna be ranked like yo, bro. I'm not gonna be ranked one warwick
I'm gonna be pro league warwick, bro. I don't
Fuck about rank one like I'm trying to be rubbing elbows with faker in two years time, bro
Like bro, don't ask like my skill set on warwick is out of this planet, bro
Like the chat's laughing. I don't know why you motherfuckers are spamming laugh emote
I'm the best warwick in this shit. You guys are gonna see tonight, bro. I'm the best warwick
Freak yo, nice, not, oh my god, you're actually the greatest, you're actually the greatest,
get in there.
You're the goat, that's my fucking coach, triple kill, vamo, you're the goat, you're
the fucking goat, you're the goat, what, overheat.
No that was good, janksy, that was fucking good, jitty!
I think y'all just won, no?
Did y'all win?
No, no, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, but it's like what matters is I showed jitty the power
of Diddy. Does that make sense? No, could you explain what that even means, bro? It
means that right now, Jinxie, you're understanding why I need a channel of Diddy's power if you
want to become one of the best junglers ever. Does that make sense? But how would Diddy's
powers apply to jungling in League of Legends? Bro, you're Diddy. I'm Diddy. Because my name
starts with a D and you're starts with a J. So you're like, Diddy and I'm Diddy. Does
something sense yeah but wasn't did he sort of is known for freak offs and baby
oil yeah that's the other diddy that's like that's like the diddy we don't talk
about this having sons dude but why don't you just call yourself dog says
you sicko why don't you fucking call yourself diddy okay so why don't you
call yourself jitty I don't my chat call me God of end and now I ran with it
like I'm jitty with more right okay that's a good point also bro when you
come to Florida like you might find out why I'm called jitty buddy hey listen
that bottle of baby oil on your desk we're gonna be putting that to use yeah
that okay yeah that like that actually doesn't sound like that about a shot I'm
not even kidding that is what if we did a thing where we did like oiled up sumo
Wrestling every single death so like you buy like an inflatable pool and every time you die in league
You have to enter the sumo oil pit, and we just like oiled up mud wrestling for like five minutes
But what am I just be sitting in my fountain then after my first death just wrestling the whole time?
Is not a problem
I mean I would probably go and de-mode to iron
Wait one second time
The game gets decided here really aura. Yep fucking aura
get in there, Tess?
no no no, I'm not
so what are you waiting for right now?
I'm waiting to get a good opportunity, but the promise isn't on you, I know
oh my god
oh my god, that's one
that's two, that's two
oh my god, that's two
you're the truth
There's no god damn reason why you should lose this game, piece of shit!
No, I, I, I'm jinxed. The problem too is that if I lose this game,
guess who's gonna fucking receive all my anger?
Me?
Yeah, exactly.
So that's why it's like, you need to be on your hands and use right now, literally,
praying that I fucking win this game.
Bro!
Because if I don't, it's fucked for you.
Bro, I don't want you to take out your anger on me, bro. Come on, dude.
Okay, then that's why you need to hope that there's just no anger to take out. Does that make sense?
Yeah, okay. Okay. Get there and get there and push waves, bro. Let's go. Let's lock this shit in
Yo, that's my was fucking crazy by the way, not controlling
How we got this shit shitty
All right, you're 11 and 9 client and not bad kid not bad kid 11 and 9 6 assist bro. Not bad
So but bro, how do you know it like yo, how do you know when is the good engage with you?
So the thing is that you literally just have to ask yourself, when is there a 0% possibility
of this ever going bad?
And then the second you have that answer, like, okay, so like, that's why for you, it
would be like really hard because you don't understand what champions do, right?
So like for me, it's like when my whole team is fighting, I'm like, all right, I got to
fight my whole team.
And that's, that's fine.
That's fine.
But it's like for me, a little more goes into it because I just have like more understanding
of the game.
You know what I mean?
Okay, got it.
Got it.
Give me a second, this is a big fight.
Bro this is so long, it's a 40 minute game, Jesus.
Oh my god, nice.
Nice.
Oh no, I pressed Q, I pressed Q and it didn't go off.
Oh my god, yes, yes!
Wait.
They need to make sure Twitch doesn't die.
Yes!
Is this good? Is this good?
Yes, yes, this is good. This is really good.
Okay.
Wait, so right there, I noticed you didn't target the Morg.
You almost never target the tanks, huh, Azgi?
No, because the problem is that if you target the tanks,
then it's like you're just wasting all this time.
So who should target the tanks? The ADCs? Should target the tanks?
Uh, it's not your problem.
So this is like the thing about a Janksy.
At the end of the day, you have to understand that sometimes things just aren't your problem.
Who's gonna kill the Mordekaiser?
I don't give a fuck because I just got to kill the rest of them. You know what I mean? Got it. Okay
But I don't understand. I don't understand Vinny Jr. scored. Oh shit
1-1. Oh
My god, it's time. It's time, but I see us doing you. Okay, but not this. Here's my next question, bro. Okay
Yep, so if you don't kill the Mordekaiser, who's gonna kill the Mordekaiser if you don't go for the tank
Who's gonna do it?
Well, we're all going to kill them after when we kill everyone else on their team.
Got it.
You take out the squishies and then you surround the last guy.
Exactly, yes, yes.
Can that actually make you kill them?
It's like, think of it like this.
It's like asking who's going to kill the last guy that's alive in the siege if no one's
rushing.
But you don't need to rush if you can just defend the objective, right?
And like if you can sit there and you can like force fights, or not force fights, but
But if you can sit there and kill everyone else, then you just collapse on the Mordekaiser
as five and you're chilling.
You know what I mean?
Okay, okay, got it, got it.
That makes sense.
Like the only time realistically that I should ever be hitting the Mordekaiser ever is if
like I can't hit anybody else.
Got it, okay.
Understood, understood, understood.
Everything comes onto those point chinks.
I think you guys are winning.
yeah we should be oh my god I think we're just on this looks really good
holy shit this looks really fucking good wait for it nice nice we don't
fountain dive yeah I want on nice
Hit the turret. Discipline. Discipline.
YOU CAN FOOT!
Contest what?
No, no, no, no. No.
Jynx, you know.
Okay, thank god.
Bro, you're a sicko! Why the fuck did you do that?
Jynx, see, sometimes bro, sometimes you just seem to sit there and you just seem fucking like triad, you know what I mean?
Like, you just gotta fucking get it the fuck done.
No bro, that was dog shit, you Fallon died, you sack of garbage.
J-J-J-C!
No it wasn't!
J-J-J-C, okay, what's rule one of League of Legends?
Um, your teammates are pieces of shit, right?
Run! Your coach, your coach is always right, that's rule one.
So J-J-C, if I tell you the sky is green, what color is the sky?
Coach, if I Fallon died, you would have slit my throat.
What do you mean your coach is already right?
Yeah, yeah, but you're going against your own teachings, you piece of garbage?
Yeah, but JC, the difference is that you play for LP.
I play for Aura.
Okay, I would rather just play for LP though, no?
Yeah, I guess that's not a bad idea.
Okay, so listen.
Let me tell you about this, bro.
Look at my matches to me, bro.
Okay, let me open your screen.
All right, I'm looking, show me.
Look, bro.
Okay, so that game you had a 2-on-11 top laner named Jake, 5-on-12, and then another
guy named Free Josh Getty.
Jason Josh Getty, wait, what did Josh Getty do?
I think it might have been proven to be false, but.
There was no criminal,
well, I don't even know what that, okay.
Who knows what happened?
All right, listen, bro.
Besides the point, listen.
Top laner 2 and 11, mid laner 5 and 12, ADC 7 and 9, what do you want me to do?
Their top laner is 34 and 5.
Do you want me to tell you something right now?
Yeah.
Honestly?
Okay.
So, Jynxie, over the course of my years of playing league, there's something that I noticed.
And it's that if I as a jungler have less than 5 deaths in a game, my chances of winning
unironically go to like eighty percent
but every time i died more than five times
my chance of winning go drastically down
so in this game i know that you fucking suck balls
but maybe
out of the nine deaths you had
there was one death
where if you didn't die
you could have gotten like a thousand gold worth of resources and you would
have won
do you understand
got it also i'm a piece of shit i don't know why i'm blaming my team i'm a
sack of shit bro
wait a minute
should i add delay yes yes yes
Yeah, do it.
I got to get silver, bro.
I'm done being a bronze piece of shit.
I'm done being known as a bronze sack of garbage.
I'm done being known as a bronze fucking jungler, bro.
From now on, I need to be addressed as Silver Jinxie, man.
It's got a nice ring to it.
Listen, the thing about being a leak player is that you're going to strive for title.
that you will outgrow within days. So right now you're saying you want to be
Silver Jingsy. When you get silver you're gonna say I want to be Gold
Jingsy and that trend is gonna follow all the way up until you strive for even
rank one. Do you understand? Bro I don't want rank one. I want to be in pro like I
want to be rubbing elbows with T1. Like it's gonna be me and Faker at the bar
After our practice like that's what I want to be pro. I want to be pro dude
I want to be known as the best jungler of all time dog. You understand
Okay
So Jeng see there's something that we're gonna have to do that when I come to Florida talk to me bro
What do we have to do?
So if you want to practice that should be a pro player. We're gonna have to teach you a few things that you don't know yet
Okay, talk to me. What's up, bro? Please, help me with anything. Yes.
Okay. Have you ever heard of lightsaber battles?
Yeah, I used to do that with my brother all the time. I would get the blue lightsaber and he'd get red, and we'd fight. It was like little plastic ones. Yes, why?
Yeah, I'm not talking about those ones. I'm talking about the yellow lightsabers. So when you want to be a pro player, every day before games and before practice, every pro player gets in a shower together,
and they need to piss at the same spot and fight like piss lightsabers.
And the one that lasts the longest is the one that the team plays for.
So that's the reason why Faker always has his whole team play for him.
It's because every day before he queues up, he jinxed 4 liters of water
so that he can just piss mug the fuck out of his entire team.
So if you want to sit there jinxing and if you want to be the best,
then we're going to have to make you learn how to control your bladder
So you can become the pissmogger. Do you understand me?
Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay, I got that. So just pissmog?
Yes, pissmogging is the most important trait of pro players.
Because think of it this way, Jinxy. Imagine you don't pissmog your team, but the enemy jungler does with his.
What do you think is going to end up happening? Think about it.
I'm going to get fucking mugged by the enemy jungler and we can't have that happening.
Exactly, exactly because he's going to have more help.
So that's why we need to get you to a point where you're gonna sit there and you're gonna piss mug the fuck out of everyone
Do you understand? Yes, got it. Bro. By the way, I have like this lame-ass warwick skin
I want to get a good one, bro. Like I need to buy a good one chat. What should I buy?
What about this bro lunar guardian warwick, bro? I kind of look like a furry in this one
You're telling me it's time for you to outgrow the warwick
Well, I just-
The Warwick skins.
Yeah, yeah, bro.
I don't know.
Also, Don says, when we do the duo cosplay, you're going to be Lulu, right?
Yeah.
Why?
Do you want me to be Warwick or no?
I want you to be whatever you think is appropriate.
Because I could be Master Yi or Warwick, bro.
I mean, if you're Yi, wouldn't that be a lot easier to set up?
Yeah, he would be easier
Because that's the thing if only gonna be doing one day then low-key it would probably be a lot smarter for us to do like you know what I mean
Yeah, we should do stuff that like actually is like it works within like a one-day time frame
You know I'm getting up. Yes, Tom does did you see what I just did by the way. Did you see that?
Yep, but the thing is Jinxie don't forget where should your ward have actually gone the bush. Sorry the bush. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry
because the problem now with this word I'll explain it to you is that if the
enemy decides Invader blue are you gonna see what's happening no yes yes but
they're gonna what are you gonna see what's happening how oh wait I put that
on wolves I supposed to put that wait I meant to put that on my blue bus I'm sorry
I'm gonna do that it's okay but that's why so that's why James you listen it's
okay because don't forget you spend an entire week becoming the fucking
Out in lord, bro. Do you understand me? Oh my bottom lanes already dead. So what should I do if my bot lane already died?
If you're buying already died, but you're gonna do is you're gonna hit enter and you're gonna die bot lane get cancer
Bro, but that might be rough like what if they have like a relative or you know, like I don't know that might be a little
You know what listen, we're not gonna be assholes
We'll wait to see if they go zero on three a big guy three times then we can say it to them I
I see I like I have a different approach. I I am basically just attack them like sort of spiritually and mentally like I tell them like to never play video games again
Their parents are disgraced of them
Because I'm dead in 20 seconds as an ADC player with a support player like okay, then you know what we can do
Let's work on doing something called esoteric flame. All right, so what esoteric flame is is we're gonna
Interesting.
Yeah, so how it's gonna work is you're gonna say something like, for example, even tribes
would not have sacrificed you because of how worthless you are.
Does that make sense?
Oh, very creative, very creative.
Yeah, but, like, you tell them, like, you're the kind of human sacrifice that would make
the gods spite its civilization instead of honoring them.
You see what I'm getting at?
Okay.
Wait, where did my ward go?
Does ward only last for 30 seconds sometimes, or a minute?
No, so what's last for early game hover over it, so if you hover over your work right now, it's gonna tell you
Where's my where's my words?
It's it's right above your B where it says be right above it. I
Where your items are items items. Yep, right
Jacey above the B the B on the B on like that bottom right of your toolbar right above the B
Yep above the B the 4 there you go. So it lasts hover over it again press 2 and hover over it
Okay, so now hover over it.
Yo!
Okay, so it lasts 94 seconds.
So that means that after 94 seconds it goes away.
Got it.
Okay, 94 seconds.
Got it.
Thank you, Joe.
Yep.
So that's why.
The thing is that warts, they don't last forever.
But it lasts for long enough.
Oh, he took our crab.
That means we need to go for the top one.
Fast!
So that's the thing.
It lasts for long enough that you know whether or not they invade, and that's all you need
to know.
Make sure to give this cannon. No, I don't I don't need a cannon. I'm good. I see. Yeah, I stole that though
Wait, so that's like on ironically do you actually want me to take my laners cannons like I can't tell if that's like troll or not
Like you actually want me to take because bro. I'm trying to get silver
Okay, we call right now. Do you want me to teach you how you can actually
Get get cannons without having your laners like get mad about it. How how?
Okay, the next time you do it what I want you to do is I want you to type oh god
Oh fuck. I'm so sorry while you're taking it
Well, why would I apologize if I'm clearly taking it? What's the point?
Because then you can like lie to them and you can say oh my mouse died
Oh
My mouse was bugging out and then like your teammate is gonna be mad, but it's like he can't blame you for it
You know what I mean?
So you're basically saying to just gaslight him after I steal his cannon?
While you're stealing his cannon, because the thing is if you do it after,
he's already gonna feel the anger, so you need to do it while.
You see what I mean?
So bro, but unironically though, you asked him to steal cannons.
Yeah.
And is that what Faker does?
Genki. Faker makes his teammates thank him after he steals a cannon from them.
He says certain he's like, thank daddy right now and he makes them suck his toes.
But the thing about faker is like, I would be honored if faker stole my cannon.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, because you know he's gonna win the game with your gold.
Exactly.
And that's why you need to have the same view of yourself.
Should I jump this cat arena?
Nope.
Yeah, you're right. I'm too far away and I have camp stuff.
You're right.
Bro, you know what's funny, Don'tets?
Is I have this fun tuition where like, I feel like I know what the right play is.
Like, I know what the right play is in my heart, but then it's like I have this thing where I just get greedy for kills.
Now, go to your gromp, your gromp, your gromp. So, I'll tell you why, GenC.
I'm probably trying to get to my own right, is that why?
Yes. So, the thing, GenC, and the issue that you have is one more.
Bless you.
Okay, so the problem that you have is the same problem that a lot of other players have.
Which is, okay, I want you to gank bot after the skill that Diana.
Where you can't believe that the games are so easy, so you make them hard
But I wanted to flash and then Q, there you go
And now after once you back up get that dragon
Gotta get that, no, no, no, no, take the wave, take the wave and type oh god oh fuck I'm so sorry
TAKE IT!
I-
It's-
Okay, no one
Okay, grab your heart
Grab your heart, grab your heart
You can walk in, you can walk in
Control-R, nice
Oh
I'm rusty, it's rusty, it's rusty
It's rust. Yep
Oh no, oh no, oh no, that's fine. That's fine. Listen. No. No. No. No. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no
No, I'm doing you just but I'm doing you just bought undo or just bought
For okay. Yep, exactly bro. Don't heads. I'm so sorry bro. Oh no. Oh
No, oh no
Oh, jing see listen me. Listen me bro. I missed two players with my old. Oh, no
Yeah, but jing see jing see jing see think about it
The only person on the planet that could have made that field goal would have been tom Brady
So the fact that you were able to make that field goal just shows that you're fucking talented
Do you understand me like that's not something that you should be mad about bro tom ready to get a quarterback and fucking idiot
It's the same shitty place with balls
Okay, got it got it bro coach. I missed no that was so bad
Okay, do you actually want to punish yourself yes or no yes, please bro. Yes, okay start biting your cheek start biting your cheek from the inside
Okay, now when you start sucking on your like suck on your mouth a bit
Okay good now what you're gonna do is I want you to stick one like your pinky stick it
in your mouth and start sucking on it while you clear your wolves.
Coach Barwai Barwai.
JC!
Faker doesn't question his coach neither should you bro please are you doing it?
Okay now I want you to like swirl your pinky around and I want you to start moaning.
I-I-A-A-A
There's no fucking Universe Faker ever did any of that shit.
There's no Universe Faker did that shit, man.
Okay, lemme ask you a question.
Do you have information that says he didn't?
Not really, no.
Then how the fuck can you be so surging, see?
Remember what we say about assuming things.
If, like, if I say he did these things and you say he didn't,
50% chance that one of us is right.
You understand how?
99% chance.
Faker didn't put a fucking pinky in his mouth.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
What's 100 divided by 2?
50.
Exactly.
If there are two options and you solve with 100% chance, then it's 50-50.
Okay, fine.
Alright, so now here you're gonna gank mid and you're gonna take this wave.
Go.
Press W, W, W, W.
Always W when you're going for ganks.
And I'll go for the Katarina.
Yep, just go in, go in.
Nice.
Don't are yet.
Nice!
God!
Now kill, get in, now take the wave.
Take the whole wave.
And then go for the surfing, go for the surfing.
Don't wait.
Go in!
Just wait!
Okay, back up now.
Now you can back up.
All right, so now Jinx, you back up
and then you're gonna recall.
This is good.
I'm so good at League of Legends.
Oh my god, I'm the best ever.
I'M THE BEST HALVER MAN!
Let's fuck out of my game, Katarina!
Dogship player.
You got the title of Elden Lord.
Now we need to get you the title of the Silver Lord.
Do you understand?
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Bro, I'm gonna get Silver this week. I'm not even joking you, bro.
I'm gonna get Silver this week. I'm being dead ass.
Bro, I'm not even kidding. You might get it by tonight.
Me, hell. I think I'm Bronze 3.
But I'm close to Bronze 2. I'm close to Bronze 2.
I don't know. I just want to go undefeated tonight. That's all I want to do. I want to go undefeated right now
Jinxie, I'll tell you something crazy. Okay, listen, bro talk to me. Yes
So Muda's doing something where he can't end stream until he hits radiant and Valorant
Okay, but the thing is that he's not gonna be win-trading it so it could take him upwards of a year
So the goal is that by the time he's done his stream
We're ranking the fuck out of him and mugging the shove him. Do you understand me? Yes, should I look on grubs here or no?
not yet, not yet, no. So here the reason you're not looking on grubs is because we saw our wolves up.
Now, after we do our wolves, could you look on grubs? Yes. So I want you to start pinging it.
And there's another reason too, why I told you to do wolves first, is because you see your ultimate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not a wrap, it's not a wrap. Exactly. So that's why Jinxy.
Before, so every champion in League has someone called Conditions, right? It's getting a new item.
It's having your ult up, having your flash up, whatever. And when you go for a place on objectives,
You want to have your, uh, like you want to have conditions up, right?
So right now, ult for you is your condition, you have it up, you fight the grumps, you understand?
I see, you gotta w-yep, yep, solve.
I kind of understand that a little bit, like I play passive on none of my ult and stuff.
Yep, and now when you smite this, good.
Okay, so now what you're gonna do, is you're gonna back up, and then you're gonna go to your grump, go to your grump.
So here's the reason why I'm telling you to- no, just watch your grump.
Okay, no, take Teemo's wave, fuck it.
Fuck your Teemo.
Take his wave. Go take his wave.
Why should I take Teemo's wave?
Just trust me. Now type in all the caps.
Say I'm so sorry. Just type in now.
I said it right.
Okay, nice.
Yep, that's good. Now just keep fighting.
Keep fighting.
Now take his wave. Take his wave.
Nice. Now take the minions while he's distracted.
Now that's a valid wave attack.
Yep, exactly.
So now Jinx to where you're gonna do.
At the down it goes send you a killer.
If not, you get the gromp and then after the gromp crab is coming up.
But I have no R.
I have no R.
Yeah, but Jinxie, the thing is you're not going to need R because the Catering is so low.
So if the Catering is really low, who's going to rotate to the river?
Uh, Diana, Diana, Diana.
No, Teemo is, right?
So Teemo rotates to the river and Catering can because of how low she is, then you have
numbers advantage.
Got it, got it, got it.
Right?
So now, like, here you're playing for this, this is good.
And then now what you're going to do, no, no, finish the crab, finish the crab.
I wanted to drone bug you need to drone over it so it shows what's happening. Yeah, Jody Jody. Yes
Okay, so now you're gonna recall you're gonna recall because if we go for the dragon here
It could end bad right so we don't want to risk it going bad
So just recall and then we're gonna clear our camps if our team dies they can go fuck themselves
So now so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna spamping brand and then you're gonna say can you please?
at least try. Alright, nice, now armor comes. This is good.
I misspelled everything, it looks like I have CT, I'm like a true brawls.
Yeah, but that's the thing, Jinxie, the more that you misspell, the more that people don't feel bad when you
flame them, so you can just get your anger out again and it's like it's chilled, does that make sense?
It's like imagine you're sitting there and you're just chilling and you're low key like
a little zesty.
So because of that, the girls invite you to a summer party and then you're just chilling
and you're just watching them have pillow fights and it's like it's chill.
Does that make sense?
But it's because they think you're a little zesty.
It's the same thing with flaming your teammates in league.
The more that you type ridiculously and the more that you type retardedly, they're not
going to sit there and get mad so you can get away with a lot more.
Does that make sense?
got it like that little steal in the middle yep I would have taken more but
that's so good so now we're gonna get the blue and then actually no we're
run shit but run shit bar right now shit bar now yeah let's go straight bot
straight bot straight bot straight bot oh this looks juicy this looks juicy for
jitty you're gonna have to go crazy or James this is all you okay now run you
to run up the kid and alter right now run away run away run away okay see it
It's a fucking go coach
Dude that was good. That was really fucking good. Hey listen. It's looking fucking nice right now
So now what you're gonna do chair, okay?
It's you're gonna buy yep the silk caps played at silk caps
Then you're gonna go to the the crab you're gonna go to the crab. I should have run mid run mid and still team most farm
He's not there anyways. Yeah, fuck team up. You know fuck himself 62 CS absolutely disgraceful performance
Like Jinxie. What do we think about team of players summer right now?
me oh me oh what's under the need to be said bro what understood does not need
to be explained what do we think about Lux players say hey hey what's
understood doesn't need to be explained man it's a Lux player and you're out of
playground like you might want to watch out keep them away from playgrounds man
yeah exactly okay so now we're gonna do you're gonna play for this get the crowd
Diana is ganking me. Diana is ganking me. What's your left hand?
So, fuck her ass up if she does.
Okay, you might have to back up now though, cause Braum is here.
So just back up.
Let your team get in position.
Now walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in, walk in.
Your team is tanking for you.
So right now your team are like your human shields.
Let the human shields, yeah, go non-catch. This is good.
Nice! Keep going, keep going.
Go ahead!
Okay, so now one of you to flash on the Serpent.
Flash on the Serpent and then cure.
Okay, that's...
What did I die to? Did I die to Narnia? What did I die to? What?
Okay, so Jengzee, do you know how JFK died?
Uh, yes, I saw the video, yeah. Bad.
Yeah, so the thing is that somebody on the right balance team would actually watch that video for 30 hours a day, every single day.
And he was so obsessed with it that he actually developed a champion called Caitlyn,
Caitlyn, who's ultimate was literally the JFK and I later.
So that's why Caitlyn can ult you, and it's like a lock on heatsick and missile that other
people can block but only if they're in front of you from like half the map away.
Wait, she doesn't have to pre-fire, she can just guide it and I'm dead, she's not up to
pre-fire, she's not up to pre-fire.
No, no, she, yeah, it's like you're two.
She just presses it on top of you and you're just dead.
She does not have to guide it.
No, she doesn't aim it for shit
That's so stupid. Why is my Timo so gapped? I just I don't know what I'm doing. Why is my Timo so behind?
Dude, do you even fucking hear yourself?
Get a grip!
The- are you sane right now? Why is my Timo- fuck your Timo bro, run for that in the fucking game! Are you serious?
Sorry, sir. I don't even know what got into me there.
deadass
like walking
deadass
yeah
okay now gank mid
niking gank mid right now
right now
the reason why i'm telling gank mid
press lb now
press lb now
is because like your brand is going in
so if your brand is going in
you have an opportunity here
so take it
this is donar yet right
don
yep no no donar for him
you ult for maybe the catarina
so that way you could have done is
you could have like q'd through the bomb
and then ulted the cat
don't ult the catarina
don't ult her
Oh, wait you're dead. Oh, okay. Nice good. So get the crab get the crab
So here if you didn't use that alt there you could have it right now for something since the killer right?
So that's why you want to save it. You have a walk-up walk-up because your son's going full retard
What did we learn from Tropic Thunder? I don't know what is what is Tropic Thunder?
I don't know what that is, bro. It's like it's a movie where iron man does blackface
Iron man
Yeah, you had you never watched it never tropics under no yeah, but that one scene where it's like never go full retard
Nope. Oh
Wow, dude. You know that is like that is like one of the most culturally American things ever like you
Have watched the mind to that there though. What do you mean?
So it applies because the thing is that you need to never go full retard and league like sometimes you can be a bit retarded
But you can never go full retard does that make sense?
No, what does that mean?
So he said you can go a little crazy, but you can go too crazy. Does that make sense got it? Okay?
All right, so now what you're gonna do, okay?
You're gonna reset after the dragon and then we're gonna get titanic Hydra. That's what I like to see
So get the titanic Hydra good now devil's dance or death dance or spirit. Yes, that's nice
So, okay, do you want me to teach you how to build a little bit? I'm such a carrier, bro
Yeah, what's up, man? Talk to me. Talk to the best Warwick in Browns 3, please, bro, talk to me.
Okay, so there are two types of damage. There's magic damage and physical damage.
When you see that the enemy team is doing a lot of magic damage, you want to build magic resistance.
When they do physical damage, you build armor. Does that make sense?
Got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this team is magic, because they have Diana, Seraphine, Catarina, Caitlyn, like they have like...
Yes, yes, yes. But the thing is Catarina can go either.
So the reason why I'm going Deathsands first is because Katarina built 8D items this game,
but if she would have won 8P then would have won Spurvisage, invaded her blue, invade blue, invade blue.
Why am I telling you to-
Because she showed, she showed.
Yeah, but Jinxy, do you remember Olsi?
Yes, yes, I have no campsite, I have nothing mage- there's nothing more important for me than this right now.
Exactly, yes.
It's the biggest item I can get.
Yep, so now go on the dana, go on the dana, press W and go in, yep, just fight, just fight.
Fight! This is good!
Okay, so now I want you to fight with sound.
Fight with your sound, fight with your sound, fight with your sound.
Fight with your sound.
The Catarina, focus Catarina, don't art.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay, now focus, focus uh...
Braum?
Catbaum, this is good.
I want you to hold Q on Seraphine.
Hold Q, okay, that's fine.
Okay, so now keep fighting, keep fighting.
You're Q is up!
GO IN!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
I made him.
Okay, now you can back up a bit, now you can back up a bit.
If you want to re-engage you need to hold Q on Seraphine.
Go in and hold Q on Seraphine.
Okay, now go for the top crab.
So Jinxie.
There?
Nice!
Yeah, what's up?
Yes, but Jinxie, you need to never run away as for it, bro.
That's literally the most important thing, like you need to stay until the end.
Like you're backing up too early sometimes, and it's like I'm saying I'm like, bro, if
you just would commit, you would get so much more.
Sorry, yep, sorry, sir, sorry, sir.
Okay, so like think of it this way, okay?
Imagine, okay, so you know that one like gambling game where it's like the rocket
shit where when we played gamble with your friends all I'm putting in like a
million yeah yeah so that game think of that like warwick the longer you
spend the fight everyone go and go and go and get panza go and get a panza this
is your panza focus the squishies first of
Katerina Katerina surfing Katerina surfing okay now now now keep going just
keep going oh my god I'm getting quadruple stunned in those fives then okay
I'm getting quadruple stunned bro. What? Like what the fuck?
Jinxie, you know what it's like, you know what it's like. It's like imagine you're a thief,
right? And then we see that there's like an unarmed family and they have a million dollars
in their backpack. And I tell you Jinxie, as long as you don't step on the bear trap
that we can all clearly very obviously see, you're gonna become a millionaire and then
it's like you step on the bear chop, you start screaming, you die above us and then now you're
in heaven and you're blaming me. But it's like-
But I only waited on that tank as he was close, the other ones were far, like I feel like
I'm just selling if I go to them.
No, because you weren't getting hits, like you ran past them, then you went back on the
braum and then after you said, oh fuck you went on the braum and then afterwards you
If you would have instantly committed for them, you would have gotten it, bro.
Are you sure, bro?
One million percent, yes.
Sorry, Coach. My bad. You're right.
See, now it's entering the stage of the game where everyone's seen fighting.
Yeah, so that's why. What do we have to do at this stage of the game?
Uh, OC, OC, OC.
So what is the O?
Objective. Camps.
Okay.
Okay, so let me ask you a question. If it's OC, then why are you doing the literal last priority?
Go kill Seraphine now. Like, GenC, OC means that you cleared your jungle last. Why are you folk clearing right now?
I don't know. Sorry, bro. It's okay. It's okay. It's first game in a while. You can go in for this. Press W. Okay.
This is good.
Maybe not actually. Okay, Pasha, can you flash in? You got this for you. Nice.
No, no, you had okay. That's fine. I'll see you keys up in a second
Bro, I'm playing like donkey doodle shit
For real, bro. I'm playing like shit
God fucking damn it. I missed two hours. I'm going in on tanks
Oh
So Jink see where you're gonna dress punishment
I want you to group your index finger and your middle finger on your right hand together. Are you doing it? Yes?
Now why do you put it in like as far as you can down your throat?
Bro I don't know, I'm not playing well, I'm sorry.
Maybe it's because I haven't played League in a week bro.
Yeah that's what it is.
So in this scenario, objectives lanes, there's no objectives and like there's this lane, but like is that worth or shouldn't I just keep the bomb?
Yes, yes it is. So that's why now what we do is you're gonna play for the red, after the red, you're gonna look to like go top, okay?
So now Jin see, we talked about all C, but the thing is that at the end of the document I literally said right, that when your team is promo fighting you need to fight with them.
So that's what I hear what you should do is go kill the Seraphine but then afterwards try to fight with your team
You understand press W
Okay, you eat a bit early, I'll offer it offer it
Nice now hold Q
Okay, there you go. Good. So now go for the crab and then just run straight mid
Why the crap because I get movement speed or something
Well because it's fast to kill on it's on your way. Okay, so now run shame it so John John
When you start walking into it. Okay, don't go for this take take the blue take that me blue right now
Take that me blue right now. Can't they see me here? No, they can't. No, no, you're sneaky right now
So what I want you to do now is word over this wall word over this wall
Yep, right there again. So now if they come for you, you see them, right? So now go for the wolves
Perfectly, that's actually smart. Yes, exactly. And then now what you're gonna do is go to their bot side
okay now run mid run mid run mid fight fight them oh Katarina's are Katarina's are
probably not going on her yeah goodie goodie keep fighting keep fighting keep
fighting now press two don't forget your two and your Q your two and your Q
nice I'm dead wait take it is that a hole what the fuck I'm so far from her how
How the fuck is that hitting me dead ass?
So Jinxy, it's a point in quick ability that's unironically half the map range.
So it locks my player.
I can't stray for any more.
No, no, you can't get away from it.
Can't?
Yeah, you can't.
What if I flash?
It still locks me, doesn't matter.
Okay Jinxy, if somebody right now sends a heat seeking rocket launcher missile at you
right now and you do a somersault is that can change what happens
now
wait should i have a million there for heels that's smart to my chat session
that yet
yet you can do that too
bro that pictures broken now that's like a broken-ass character now
well the reason why kids broken as you're gonna see later she's gonna do one
critical strike on you and it's gonna be about a thousand five hundred damage
Okay, let's 16 and 6 this game's probably over reds. No, dude. You're on the team, bro
Me ha alright back back. Okay, so I think top go kill something top. Don't forget. Oh see bro. Oh see oh see oh see
Repeat it. Say oh see oh see oh see oh see
Okay, so Jinxie now what we're gonna do is I want you to kill seven and after you I want you to oh wow
Okay, I press yeah, and then the whole to okay, then hold okay. Well press F
Okay, hold Q, alright, there you go, now I want you to take the crab, okay?
Yo I'm not playing well, like, I've missed 3 R's, oh my god.
It's okay, listen, listen, KinkC, you're not playing well but you're still putting on
a general performance compared to the view that you were a month ago.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, should I flank this?
Do you have ult?
No.
Exactly, go for the barcrab then.
Okay, now look your team is coming in so now maybe you could look med no run away run away run away
You know no way they're all coming for you now
That's the E
No, no just fight fight the cat arena just fight the cat arena just fight keep fighting keep fighting
Don't that I want to apologize to you now like I want to give you a formal apology. I'm not
I'm not playing well. I don't know how the fuck I'm even ten and six
Okay, so James this we're gonna do this. Have you ever watched anime before? Yes, of course
Okay, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna apologize to me in a cute anime voice
I'm sorry
Bro, oh my god, I'm playing like donkey dude as shit!
Okay, listen, it's okay.
Because the good news is now your coach is Brick, so you're about to get the most insane
fucking advice ever.
Are you ready?
Yeah, let's go.
Shadow Drag here?
Okay.
Yep, so what you're gonna do is you're gonna run and shake the dragon and go.
So they only have killings, so I want you to walk mid, just walk to mid.
You're gonna fucking kill this bitch.
Her ass is fucking grasping, you're the lawnmower.
So I wanted to press W now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
And now just go for it.
Go for it.
Go for it.
Nice.
R. R. R. Nice!
And then after this you're gonna get the dragon.
This is great, get the cannon.
Get the cannon and then go dragon.
Then you get the dragon.
This is good.
So this is huge, so this is huge.
Yep, now you're gonna get the fucking squad.
Okay.
So now what you're gonna do, Sharok, you're gonna look at this.
You know, Jinxia, I could come, like, with at the slightest provocation.
Alright, let's do this, man, let's get this one.
So what should I do with avoiding me?
Yep, so now what you're gonna do is you're gonna back up so you can wait for your team.
So you're just gonna, like, let the dragon sit a bit, because you also don't have smite.
So now, plus E, plus E, plus E, E, E, E, E, okay, nice, back off.
Yeah, no, no, no, you're good.
So now, I want you to take this wave, and then afterwards walk towards the dragon, and start
ping on the dragon.
Go towards the dragon, ping on it.
You want your team to die for you so that you can come in and be the hero and save the day.
Yep, so now go.
Go, go, this is good.
Yep, keep fighting the damage.
Now, all the Katerina.
All the Katerina now.
All the Katerina.
Oh, get that Siaman.
Okay, so now you're going to finish this, then you're going to go for the Katerina after.
Katerina, Katerina, Katerina, Katerina, Katerina, Katerina, Katerina, Katerina, Katerina.
Nice!
Get the bomb, get the bomb, get the bomb.
Nice!
Okay, now go for the bomb.
There he is!
There he is!
That's a fucking Chidbick!
Bro, that's the fucking Chidbick that we've been waiting to see, now get this Baron.
Bro, four of them are dead, it's a free fucking Baron dude, holy shit.
So you go down and fucking right at this.
Go coach, there we go coach! I'm dropping 25 fucking kills this game, I give up, fuck!
Now that's what I like to hear.
I know the good thing is that you also have a lot of gold in your inventory, so it's gonna be good, okay?
You understand?
Yeah, we got, we got, we got, Vamo, Vamo, Vamo.
Vamo bora, carayho!
Vamo bora, carayho!
Okay, listen, I'll smite this.
Okay, and then we call it. We call it.
You have 4,000 gold.
Oh my god, okay.
So now you're gonna buy this for a posage?
And then you're next, I didn't buy that thornmail.
Yeah, I got it. Buy the fuck not.
Now go mid. You're the big bad wolf.
I want you to get that rat, and then I want you to start spamping mid lane.
Should I make a warwick noise?
Cause I'm bad at solo carry.
Okay, so that's how you're going to talk to me now, okay?
Talk to me about accent.
Alright, Jinxie?
They hold braw.
Okay, Jinxie, I need you to look me up for Rado, okay?
Okay.
Alright, so now, now, now, now, now, now, now, you're going to look, you're going to,
now, you're going to, now, now, now.
Yo, what the?
What?
FUCKIN' THE WORLD, MY VICE!
Okay now go mad, go mad, go mad, go mad, mad minute.
Okay now, now, okay, you got it, nice, nice.
Okay now back up, back up.
Okay, now go for the surfing, okay she's dead, that's good.
Alright, nice, perfect, that's her honesty for me.
So now what are you gonna do?
Yep, so now run, god.
You're gonna start split pushing.
Wait, my summoner disconnected.
No no, he reconnected now.
Wait, I'm gonna fucking lose that.
No, Jynxie, can I tell you something that I made up that I think is like the most genius thing ever talk to me poppy
XQCT
Bro, that's like a emo that emotes fucking aids
Jynxie I made it up, bro
Bro, no you didn't brother. It's like the worst emote ever though. Oh don't ask um
Are we winning or losing this? I can't even really tell. I'm winning, right?
Well, hold on, hold on. You're gonna recall now. Now you're gonna recall.
Press B. Press B. When you recall, you're gonna buy a Lyx of Iron.
So, when you press P, you buy a Lyx of Iron. So, okay, and then now you're gonna walk mid. Walk mid.
Okay, now remember, in these fights, you need to focus Caitlyn, then Katerina.
Kill him then Katerina. Okay now go in now go in now go in okay kill the bomb and then ult on Diana
You threw him an ult on Diana. So now press W plus W W W and then you are on her on her
No, I see okay, and then just that push mid and you end the game here
Yes, yes, yes fucking yes
it's over right it's over it could be just push med you need to hit the fucking
turret string see you need to I want you to yeah just that now push the wave to
like you like you the minions okay you the minion to the minion right there
there you go now auto the end hub okay so now it's a bit rough so now back up
They're gonna back up on the way I know I run away run away look on the enemy red buff enemy red buff enemy red buff here
So after this carry, I'm the carry this is so fun. Oh my god. Yeah, but don't do not get to ahead of yourself
No, do not get to out of yourself
Okay, so now after this red we're gonna look bought we're gonna look bought so send this first in this first in this first
So sit in that no no that was stop us. You're just in sit in it sit in it if surfing walks up you crack her fucking head open
Go, press W and kill her, press W and kill her, now.
Okay, now back up, you gotta flash, now you just run away, go to the dragon.
Now you run away, go to the dragon.
Try not to kill Diana.
Well, you can, but if Kaelin comes, it's chocked.
No, dumb dumb, dumb dumb, we have a dragon.
Come here, dumb dumb.
We got this, bro.
Is this soul?
Hold tab, hold tab.
Ah, hold on.
What's that?
Okay, James you don't forget you smile
Nice okay now all the all the onto now after you come with Anna out
Yeah, kill the cat arena. Oh the cat arena. Oh the cat arena
Okay, so now Jamesy ee qqq
Nice e okay run away run away run away. Flash wait. This is good. This is good cuz the Klan is here
So we can't right here. You need to watch the bomb Q
That's the E. That's the E. That's the
Okay, that's fun, okay, so now that how are we all dead because your team blows cock
So now when you just saw your thornmail
Sell it no, that's three dragons. That's not yeah
Yeah, so your phone. Oh, bro. I thought we were gonna weekend
No, so open your shop and then just right click on the thornmail just right click on it
I don't see where that is
Though it's on your body at the bottom right of your skin the item in your hot bar
Oh, you have to have it open before you can play?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no no, now just right click it, right click it, just, no no, no, in your inventory, yep, there you go.
So now buy that StereoX gauge.
Alright, alright, buy it, buy it.
Okay, and then get Alex your iron.
Alex your iron, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so it's good.
There you go. Okay, so now out of base, you're gonna run straight to the barn, okay?
Run straight Baron out of base. Straight Baron?
Yes. Should I ping the toppers?
Yes, we need to group them. They're like the Rugrats.
What's this Teemo doing?
He's giving you cancer. Now I want you to get the red and then after the red
go to the Baron, okay? Why is Teemo soloing their blue buff?
Because he's a dirty piece of shit. So now the reason why fighting is rough here is because
your son is for pushing bot and I wanted to walk up with your team walk to your
lobby walk to your lobby so to the top there you go and I walk in now press W
and run at them press W run at them press W run at them press every run at
them I wanted to out the cat arena the second you see what she has there nice
nice nice it's gonna be some okay so now you're gonna back off get that crab I
I don't think you can Baron, but get the crab.
Baron or not?
Yeah, yeah, now you can try for Baron. I'll tell you if it's a bad call.
Yeah, just take it.
Kaelin's not coming, Stereogeist.
Oh, so if Kaelin comes, we don't do it.
Exactly.
But the thing is, the reason why we're at an advantage here
is because it's impossible for a woman to come.
It's literally impossible.
So because that Kaelin is split pushing bot, cause she can't come, does that make sense?
I thought...
I thought they...
No, Jynxie, trust me, it's impossible.
Only men are able to orgasm.
I don't...
I don't think so.
Also, is 110 kills normal in like bronze?
Yeah, honestly it is.
So now what you're gonna do, okay?
I'll need to take the blues,
then afterwards recall, refresh your elixir,
and then just walk straight back.
So with elixir you have to buy it every time you respawn?
Yes, because it only lasts 3 minutes.
Okay, got it, got it.
Okay, so Jengzi, are you listening to me?
Yep, I'm here, I'm here.
If you lose this game you have to shave your head.
Uh, no, no, no, no.
Okay, never mind then.
Okay, so now what are you gonna do?
I want you to start pinging your team to come in.
Ping your team to come in, you're gonna find med here.
Ping, you need a ping.
Ping!
Med!
Yes they are, yes they are, they're toddlers.
If you just order them around, they're gonna listen.
Okay now, fight!
Do not art, do not art, do not art, do not art.
I'll tell you when you are.
Are they Caitlyn? Are they Caitlyn? Are they Caitlyn?
Are they Caitlyn?
Okay, they're just...
I can't because I...
Bro, I can't order the Caitlyn when there's five people on top of my penis.
We're just getting stunned and we lost!
The game is over, bro.
Lost top lane, lost mid lane, lost bot lane.
Just another day at the office, bro.
I want to literally just grab a shotgun and blow my throat open in-game.
Top lane lost, mid lane lost, bot lane lost.
That was my last three games of League.
Every lane is lost.
Okay, boy, maybe it's on over yet
Brights over with you. No, no, no, no
What do you mean it's not are you a piece of like are you a piece of fucking shit
What was the point of getting my hopes up for that? What the fuck?
Why did you get my hopes up for that man? What the fuck? That was actually fucked up.
It was so ridiculously over. It wasn't even close. Bro, it wasn't close.
Okay, I can't do this. No, no, I'm done. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't want
any more motivations. I can't do this. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Every game I play, my top loses, my bot loses, my mid loses.
Okay, Jynxy, click where you see the notification, click it.
Thank you, bro.
Mike, thank you, man.
Like, not this, I appreciate it, but bro, it's like, I can't win, bro.
I don't know, man.
Like, I have a triple, bro, look at the match history.
If you think I'm making this shit up, look, look, bro.
Look at my last three games.
top lane loses, bot lane loses, mid lane loses, cool.
We go to another game.
Top, 0 and 6, 0 and 6, 1 and 4, go to another game.
Top lane loses, bot lane loses, mid lane loses.
What do I do?
What am I supposed to do, bro?
No, no, seriously, what?
I wanted to look at my screen share for a second, okay?
Do you see my screen?
Bro, it's just defeats, Dantez,
it's just defeats where I can't win.
click my stream and click my show you see it yeah but I see it okay this game
right look 5 5 and 2 my top laner is 110 mid laner is a platinum when I'm
ground master that's like an iron player in a diamond game right he's 3 and 8 my
My bot lane is 11 and 16.
Next game.
My bot lane is 0 and 19.
Next game, my team just ran it, I don't even know how the fuck we lost this, but they just
ran it, I lost with 19 kills, right?
So why is this helping me though, why is this helpful?
Okay, because now you're going to see.
Because then the next day I decided, no matter how bad it went, I'm going to queue up.
And then since that happened, I've gained over 200 LP.
The thing is, Jinxie, that we had a discussion.
We learned how to discussion me and you a little while ago.
And I remember I told you, I was like, Jinxie, the day that you lose three, four, five games
in a row, you're going to want to quit and you're going to want to give up.
And you told me back then, you said, and I quote, you were like, no, Dante, it's not
me, because I know that even if I lose a few, I'm going to improve and I'm going to get
better.
And one day I will be able to carry all my teammates.
So let me ask you right now, Jinxie, where the fuck is that Jinxie today?
Where the fuck is that Jinxie that told me that no matter how bad shit gets, he's still
gonna lock in, he's gonna 1v9 and he's gonna carry everything.
Where's the Jinxie that told me whether it's a win or a loss, it's always a learning experience
and it will always get better?
Throughout the first half of that game, you were losing and you were sitting there telling
me, I don't deserve to when I'm playing like shit today.
And what?
Because you locked in for the last half?
All of a sudden, you're mad that you lost?
You know you didn't play perfectly that game.
You know you could have done better that game.
So what is 20LP gonna change?
What matters isn't the LP, GenC.
What matters isn't if you're Bronze Street 60 or 48LP.
What matters is are you winning?
Are you running your alts?
Are you going in and are you winning the fights?
Are you carrying your team?
Are you able to overcome everything?
That's a fucking question, Jyncey. So I don't want to hear, oh Jyncey, how many deaths did
your ball lane have? How many deaths did your mid lane have? How many deaths did your
hub lane have? I'm gonna ask you, could you have played that game better? Yes or no?
Yes, I could have played that game better. Yes, I could have played that game better.
Then why the fuck are we doing anything except queuing up and giving a general performance
in our next game? Why are we not just queuing up and taking everything that we learned and
You're playing it into a next game!
Why?
You're right, bro. You're fucking right. You're right.
You're right. I need to be the best. I need to be the best ever.
Hi-Vice called me. Hold up. Hi-Vice, come on.
Hi-Vice called me. Hold up.
Hi-Vice, what up, dude? What up?
Jigs, are you a fucking failure?
Now is the end of the question. Are you a fucking failure?
You have lost four fucking games in a row.
Are you a piece of shit?
Dangerous question!
No, oh no.
No, dangerous yes.
You're a fucking failure.
No, you want to be known as a failure your whole life,
or you want to be known as a fucking winner.
Lock in!
Listen to coach!
You're not listening!
Fucking piece of shit.
Wow.
Okay.
So, Jinxie, there's something that I want to say about what HiVis just said, and I'm
going to ask you a question right now, and I want you to answer it.
Why aren't you a failure?
Why am I not a failure?
Yeah, answer it.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, pal.
I don't know.
You get to have a learning mindset, and there's no such thing as failure as long as you learn.
you either win or you are, there is no losing.
Exactly.
And the reason why High Vibes is sitting there calling you a failure is because you were
looking at your screen and instead of learning, you were going to give up because of it.
Like you have to understand, Jinxie, that in life, everyone is a failure until the day
they become successful, everyone.
When you were one viewer for years, people were probably calling you a failure.
When you were sitting there and you were starting off in R6 and you were a copper, people were
calling you a failure, but because you match a climb to the top, that's when all the noise
drowns out, right? Because they cannot talk in the midst of your success. They can't.
So that's why Jinxie, what matters isn't whether you win or you lose. What matters
isn't whether you're bronzer or silver. What matters is, are you able to sit there and
are you willing to take what you're learning, apply it, chew up for the next game and exit
your circumstances and if you are willing to do that then why the fuck are we even here
if you are willing to look at every game and say i'm going to learn i'm going to improve i'm going
to get better then why the fuck are we even doing this why are we even going for silver why are we
going for gold why are we going for platinum you are eons better than you were when you first saw
the game and by the end of next month you're going to be eons better than where you are right now
The only thing that could stop you from getting there is that little voice in your head telling
you, why didn't you abrow your down three wins on the day? But the thing is Jinxy,
that what makes the highest evil players isn't the people that are best at the game,
and it's not the people that are the most gifted. It's the people that are willing to queue up when
they had the most tilting day ever and turn a bad day into a good one. And if you aren't willing to
to do that, right?
Then you will never hit silver.
Muda will always be higher elo than you.
You will never hit platinum,
but it will always be higher elo than you.
You will never hit Grand Master, right?
And you will never challenge, you will never get Master,
you will never hit anything.
But the day that you sit and you're like,
I don't care how much I lose,
I don't care how much I go down,
I will learn something from every single game,
then that's when it gets better.
Do you understand?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Thank you. I needed that. I really fucking I really fucking needed that, bro
I really fucking needed that. I'm not even gonna lie
So that's why Jinxie, but we're gonna do now. Okay, we're gonna go back to our basics here, right?
We're gonna sit here and what I'm gonna want you to do is I'm gonna want you to talk to me during this game
Tell me what you're doing. Tell me why and when you have a question when you're sitting there and I want to know something
something, then you're going to ask me, you're going to be like, don't test, does this
champ have any bullshit, does this, what should I build here?
Like I wanted to consider use me as a resource, right?
I'm like an encyclopedia of League of Legends, bro.
I didn't study to become a doctor, I didn't study to cure cancer, I didn't study to become
a pilot, I studied to call my teammates pedophiles for 12 hours a day in League of Legends, right?
That's my fucking PhD.
So we're going to use that to our advantage so that you can just harvest all of my knowledge
for you to become the best, do you understand?
Yes.
Okay.
So is there anything I should be looking out for?
It's a Tristana, Santa, Echo, Diego, Chogao.
What's happening?
So right now, right now, there's nothing too crazy.
This is a pretty standard game, right?
So the only thing that you're going to have to do is you're just going to have to play
the way that I told you how to play.
So that's why I'm going to want you to talk to me during this game.
Tell me what's going on.
Tell me like what you're thinking, right?
And then we're going to take it from there.
And I also want you to look at how fucking sick this skin is for a second.
Look at this shit.
Is Shaco mid normal?
Is that normal?
Okay, let me ask you a question.
Would I be able to carry in your game right now if I just Shaco mid?
Yes.
Exactly.
So no, to answer your question, he's a retard.
I don't know how the fuck he's playing ShacoMid, but what matters is, and rather than how he's playing ShacoMid,
it's the fact that you can still 1v9 this game, regardless of whatever the fuck your mid laner is playing. You understand?
Okay, got it. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
All right, so let's get it done.
All right.
So remember, remember what I said, GenC. We don't need to drone early.
I know right now you're feeling the hype, you're feeling the motivation, right?
But do you remember the plan that I made for you? What did the plan say?
We don't drill it until we have to do our folk there. We never do that. Exactly. No, it's when we're doing our last camp
When we're hitting our last yeah, exactly. Yeah, so that's why now just play standard and don't forget
See like this is the reason why I tell you not to jump because you're supposed to run at this and press f on it
Right smite so that it runs out faster and you can clear faster
But just like that with what you did you just lost two seconds on your clear two seconds just gone like that
So now I'm gonna take this and just so you can understand how impactful these seconds are in your last game
Right the enemy jungler Diana cleared the crab two seconds before you got there
If you would have got there two seconds faster, then you would have actually won because of it
So here when you auto attack this small woke instead of the big one right like what you're doing right now
What that does is it removes again a second and a half on your clear every time
So that's why you have to understand that you need to sit there and do your clear and the most mid max way possible
Because that's how you really win games
Especially at this level right so like here get this raptor to like about half HP
And then when it is you're gonna auto all the small ones once you auto all those small ones once right and then out of the
Big one there you go
See like that. There you go. That's a good clear right because they all die around the same time. So now let's do this
We're gonna want to press E. We're gonna want to press E
So we take less damage, right? So you get that posture and then we're gonna use our two. There you go
So that's why right now what we need right is we need a sitter and we really need them in max this shit
Cuz jinx I'm telling you the people at the lowest level
They always think that the way that they need to get to the higher level isn't by being mechanically better
It's why just sitting there and like oh, I'm gonna like learn the best macro
But yeah, the best macro is gonna teach you how to get kills right it will
But when you're playing like a micro genius and you're sitting there and you're fucking monkey-nining everything
Yeah, you literally feel like Thanos and that's what we're striving for like you need to feel like no one can do shit to you
So ignore this just on and go for the crab. She's got the crab
This is fine. Why are we ignoring cuz they're held so high is that why?
Yeah, because they'll help us hide they have like their flashes up right everything so if they're help is high then
Why don't you know the flashes are up? How'd you know?
Because we can assume it right if they're full HP then we can assume it
So now we're gonna do is you're gonna wait in this bush wait in this bush just wait here wait here the second this cocksucker walks
Into your pressing W and you're fucking in the ass now now go
So now you're going to have to run away, right, because now the Echo is coming and your Shaco
is AFK.
Alright, so now your team has cancer, right?
So now what I want you to do is you're just going to bring, what in the bush, what in
the bush here?
So we can see what's happening.
And I'll just fight this on him.
Because the thing is you're probably going to die no matter what you're doing.
So there, okay, Jynxie, there's something that I need to explain to you.
Listen, listen, listen.
Last last game you made 10 bad plays early this game right now. It's just one
So the one thing that wanted to understand is that when you're going for fights a lot of the time
You need to not over commit unless you have the possibility to so let me ask you why did that fight go bad there?
It's because I flashed I didn't have my flash from my escape
Exactly, and why was flashing and bad?
Because I flashed into basically two people and then had no flash together
Okay, so I like invited myself to get double teamed.
Exactly, yes.
So, Jengzy, remember in League, we lose or we learn.
So what I'm gonna do from now on,
and this is something that I actually do sometimes
that helps me like really climb an elo,
is I want you to sit there and I want you to say
what the problem was and what you're not gonna do
in the future, say it.
So the problem was I flashed into two people
and I didn't have my flash to be escaped.
The solution is I'm gonna save my flash
for only ever just escaping.
No, no, no, that is not the solution. That's the wrong solution.
The solution is, Jamesy, that you're gonna be aware of what's happening before you go into fights first.
So there, your Shaco wasn't gonna fight with you, and the enemy Echo was closer than your Shaco was.
So, if we were more aware of the fact that we had numbers disadvantage, then we would have never went for that fight, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, what's the real solution? What's the real solution?
Be more aware, be more aware.
Exactly, but it's not just people where it's take fights where we have numbers and don't take fights where we don't have numbers
Do you understand? Yes?
Yes, okay
So what is your takeaway now?
Repeat it to me. Take fights when we have numbers don't take fights. We don't have numbers be more aware drone
Don't flash any two people
They go there and imagine jinx imagine right now we have this in our minds
So now I want you to invade as blue and ping your team.
So the reason we're invading is because your brand is here.
So what did we just talk about numbers?
Ping on top of your brand and then on top of the blue.
Press W, press W, press W, press W.
OK, so now we don't have numbers anymore.
So now we need to run.
Now we run.
So the reason why we invade the blue, right?
Now just press E. So there, your brand grieved you.
Like, I don't want to get tilted.
Your brand grieved you.
It's fine.
It's a learning experience, right?
We don't lose anything because our camps
are still responding. So the reason why Jinx see there and baiting the blue would have been
good is because you remember what I talked about with numbers? Yeah, yeah. Okay, go for the blue.
So because we had numbers there with Brand, it was a good fight. It's okay, listen. Okay, so look,
Joan top, let's see if maybe we can get a kill top here. Because right now I think we need a
morale boost, okay? So what you're going to do is I want you to get the blue buff here first,
right? So we can get level six because look at your XP bar. And then after you get the level six,
we're going to look for a gank top on Cho'Gath, right? So now, Jynxy, let me ask you, why does this
gank on Cho'Gath work? Because he's overextended and I have my R. Yes, and also because you have
numbers, because you and Kale are more than Cho'Gath is, right? So now we're going to look on the
crab here, wait for him to walk up again, right? Take the crab while we're waiting. So Jynxy,
What I'm trying to ingrain in your brain right now is the idea and the concept of numbers
This is the thing that I really want you to understand because if you can understand this
Then your your brain works at a challenger level. No, we're not gonna invade. I want to go for your gromp
So let me ask you why are we not invading here because we have no vision on Diego
We have no vision. No, no, but that's not the only reason why if we invade can shake a move. Yeah
No, no, no, he can't right. He re-scalled
No, no, no.
Exactly, can kill.
Okay, now can Echo or Cho'Gath move?
Yeah, yes, of course.
Exactly, yes.
So that's why JC is-
They can come up to me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, exactly, yes.
So you have to understand that League games,
they revolve around numbers, right?
And this is what you need to understand.
So when you ask yourself, can I make a play,
then that's why pings are very important too,
because if you go for a play with numbers,
we need to communicate with our team.
Do you understand?
Yes, yes.
All right, good.
So this is good.
All right, so now you're going to finish your folk there.
I also want you to not forget using your two, OK?
Don't forget to use your two.
OK, so now that it's shown bot, let's see what's
happening bot for a second.
OK, so now Jinxie.
I think we're going to need a morale boost right now.
So I want you to go top and I want to get two kills.
Bot, no, no, bot, bot, bot, bot.
I miss folk.
So the reason why you're going bot here
is because the enemy bond is so low
that you could probably make a playwork.
But you need to follow your blood son, follow the blood son.
Just follow the blood son's, yep.
Okay now hold Q.
All right, ults, ults, ults, ults.
There you go.
You motherfucking cock sucker.
You motherfucking cock sucking piece of fucking shit.
I created that kill.
Yeah, I know.
Okay listen, go for your grubs, your grubs.
So, the reason why I'm talking to you is because-
Oh my god!
But listen, listen.
Your- your brand is a cocksucker,
but the problem is that if we sit here and we focus on that,
we're gonna lose out on the big picture.
Because the big picture is we want to win the sleep game, right?
Yeah.
Now, do we want to sit here and do we want the end result to be our brand's a cocksucker,
now we're gonna get mad and lose?
Or do we want it to be our brand's a cocksucker,
but we're able to carry him regardless?
Got it. Yes, yes.
Got it, yes, yes, got it, got it, got it, got it, yes!
There you go.
Because you can see, I want you to really like understand how I'm floating in this, right?
Uh, so now, yeah, now you can look towards us.
Okay, now hit this blue thing.
Is this blue thing right here?
I want you to walk...
No, okay, there you go.
So that blue thing gives vision, so if you would have aimed it towards the bush, then you could have gotten it.
Now you're gonna have to be careful here.
Your play is you get this, and you get the fuck out, okay?
Alright.
Get this.
Okay, now I'll play for recall, I'll play for recall.
So why is recalling here bad?
Like still do it, but why is it bad?
In the open.
Exactly.
So that's why, like, a lot of the time it's better for you to, like, go towards, like,
safer places.
But, Jhinxie, the reason why you need to win this game, right, is because right now you're
on a loss streak, right?
And the problem is that every single loss that you have from this point on, you're going
need two wins just to get back to where you were right so that's why because you
saw in your you're wrong you never saw in your books you never saw your books
you're always wrong so that's why right now we're gonna have to lock it in so
we can like put a cork in this fucking lost streak so we can start winning again
okay well it's six to one yeah that's fine so what you come back for more's
yeah you're right okay we got we got this I'm telling you it's free okay so
So now Vigo's here, so now I want him to run top, run top, run top, run top.
Because he's going to try for top gank, uh, yep.
So if we get here in time, this could be very good for us, I want him to press W, now stop
hanging, back up a bit, back up a bit because now our kill's not walking up.
Yep, now go, now you fight, now, uh, okay now run away, run away, now your kill just
autos minions.
Okay, that's fine. Take her wave.
You can fight, you can fight this.
All the chug up, he dies.
Q, Q. Nice! Nice!
It's my Q, it's my Q!
Take the fucking wave, you aren't dead.
Take the fucking wave!
Yes! That's the greatest!
Okay, so now let's get our recall in now.
There we go!
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
first your boot first there why am I telling you to do your boot first can
you get in five no no that's not why I wanted to take another guess complete
four exactly yes so this is the reason why James see high-level jungling in the
future what I'm gonna want you to do is I'm gonna want you to call out items
spikes right so that you can always have it in the back of your mind how much
gold you need before we call it okay
Come on, come on, come on, come on, here we go!
This is good!
Now it's fucking good, so you're gonna get this fork, right?
And then what we're gonna do is we're gonna run straight to the Krugs. Krugs, Krugs.
The reason why we're going Krugs is because if we can fill clearbots atop,
then we can get the Tromp when it respawns, you know what I'm saying?
Yep, got it.
Alright, get...
You lost your second dragon? It's okay.
I'm gonna get it back on the map.
I've never seen a 1 in 5 support with an O and LADC, I've never even seen that.
yep well listen we saw when he creeped us on the blue invade right yeah yeah yeah
got this bro
alright so now you're going to full clear upwards
and then after you full clear upwards right
you're gonna get the gromp and then you're gonna look on the crab
so now one of your drone top drone top lets do it
okay so i'll show grab
Well, take the wolves, take the wolves on the Gromp. Wolves Gromp, wolves Gromp, wolves Gromp.
You said Gromp's wolf.
I'm gonna smoke then. You always want to go in there.
No, you always go Gromp before you do wolves. I'm confused.
Yeah, if you're clearing top to bot, because you always clear in a linear way, right?
So if you're clearing bot to top, you do wolves before Gromp, do you understand?
Got it, yeah, understood. All in one line, all in one line.
Exactly. So after you get this Gromp, we're gonna trap for kill on the Joghat.
If he's still there. If not, we're gonna look for an invade.
Oh, check out this little top, what does that mean?
We gank?
No, not through the lane, not through the lane, not through the lane, not through the lane,
not through the lane, not through the lane.
Yep, through here.
Now go, now.
There you go, now run up.
Start ping.
You remember, you knew start ping, it's 2A now, but in the future start ping.
Nice.
Oh, stop!
There you go!
Take that!
Smite the cannon!
Smite the cannon!
Smite the cannon!
Smite the cannon!
Smite the cannon!
There you fucking go.
That's all I see.
I don't know, she took the kill. You take the fucking wave, that's how it works.
Tid for Todd, motherfucker. And Nye for Nye. I don't give a fuck if he leaves the whole world blind.
Now get the crab in the skin.
Why the fuck is this creepy ass kid taking my kills?
Creepy ass weirdo.
Okay, so I get the crab and then jump mid. Orange on mid.
Okay, I was sitting in this bush.
So now what we can do is we can look for the health.
Now board over this wall, board over the wall, board over this wall so we have like a little bit of vision.
Okay, that's fine.
Yeah, so now we have to...
Go top, go top right now.
I counted this. Press W, press W, press W, press W.
And I'll just chase.
Get the shit, get the shit, Jettie.
I saw you.
Hold your Q. Remember, hold it.
Yeah, so now you're gonna have to...
because I didn't hold Q yeah it's because you didn't hold Q because don't forget if
you would have held Q he would have been feared into you and then you went
oh my god game is so hard what I do you murk trans or blade still caps get this
still caps still caps this game bro oh my fucking god I fucked up but listen
Janksy, Janksy, listen to me.
What did you learn from that fight? Talk to me.
Every time you die, talk to me.
Okay. There you go.
So now, what have we learned so far from this game?
Hold Q, my teammates are KS'ing pieces of shit.
Stop wasting my flashes.
And check and fight with numbers.
Fight with numbers.
Good. That's what we're looking for.
So now what I want to do is I want you to poke their upwards.
And then we're going to look for the show up, okay?
Oh my god!
Come on, here we go.
Let's get it done now.
Did I hold Q?
E, E, E, E, E.
I didn't hold Q again.
I didn't hold Q again man. I didn't hold fucking Q again man. I didn't hold my fucking Q again.
I didn't hold my fucking Q man.
Oh man, I didn't hold my fucking Q.
Listen, Jinxie, it's about understanding the gravity of the situation now.
If you would have held Q on the last two plays, what do you think your score would be right now?
I don't want to know, like, 10-0.
No, no.
Yeah, you'd be at least like 9-0 right now.
So because of that, right, we sit here and it's about like understanding it, so that
in the future we never make that mistake again, okay?
Bro, Jesus Christ.
Okay, now one is still on the blue, still on the blue.
I remember at one point I went to Korea, okay?
And when I was in Korea, one point I won the calculations.
Because back then I would start dragging no matter what and I would always end on it.
And at one point I did calculations and I realized that if I didn't just do that one
stupid thing I would have been challenger instead of master's.
Literally.
That one stupid thing.
Because of the amount of games I lost just because of that one bad play.
So what it's about Jynx, it's about you just getting to a point where you not only understand
what you're doing wrong but that you're able to actively work against what you're thinking
you should do.
Does that make sense?
yeah yeah okay so now play on these rappers and the rappers and I want you to
look for your crugs look for your crugs and then you can't put push bar for a
bit no it's not you see how's it too hard you were holding to a few days ago
you're saying now you dropped like 20 kills in your last game the game wasn't
too often see it's really not it's just about you setting that right and
Right now you're just tilted, shove up all the way, play for the wave, not the health.
Like, right now it's just like the tilt, you know, letting the tilt demons get to you.
Like you know sometimes it's gonna be like, no, play for the turret now, go for the turret,
the crab is already gone if you can assume it.
So you know sometimes like you stay up really late at night and it's like two in the morning,
and then afterwards like you just get randomly really horny, and you start just like jacking off.
Yeah.
He might have to ult away here.
So think of League like the same thing, okay?
In League, sometimes if you lose too many games in a row, you get so tilted that you
start playing worse.
Take the wave.
And right now it's just like, in the same way that when you stay up too late, you're
letting the horny demons get to you, now you're just letting the tilt demons get to
you.
You understand?
Take the nice wave too.
Nice wave too.
Take it.
Got it.
No, don't use your Q on the wave anymore because maybe we're gonna look for a trishos on the
kill.
Alright, now walk into bush and recall.
Alright, alright, alright, what do I buy?
I want to buy a titanic high-chair.
For we have to win, we have to win.
Yep.
We have to win, man, there's no other option.
listen I'm we're fucking going to that's the craziest part regardless of
everything we're still going to I want your solo Baron now go around I'm not
kidding solo Baron yeah start ping it start ping it no
ping it why are we doing it as we have numbers yep because you saw that there
were two people bought and Cho'Gath is dead so right now if you do this right
now look you have three people on it the most that's smart yes exactly now
Now don't forget to press your E.
Don't forget to press your E.
And the thing is that in LoL especially, people never expect calls like this.
So that's why, like, a call like this can literally win you the game.
Just like that.
Bro, you're smart!
Dude, holy shit!
Yep.
Alright, so now get this, and afterwards I want to talk to Bo-Claire and look on the dragon.
Wait, you're locked, coach.
You're locked and GOAT!
We're gonna win this one your team just got almost a thousand gold from the the objective bouncy
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Okay, now you're good. I want to look for the echo look for the echo fight him. Oh, no, actually don't yep exactly
So now they have numbers three back off. That's what I like to see that's learning. Yeah, it's learning
It's learning Jinx. He's your fanboy. Thank you for the two months up
Okay, so I'm pressed I'll be pressed I'll be pressed I'll be and go for the center for the center
Go for the center on her soft with our soft with our on this here hold Q hold it hold it
Okay, you eat there you go nice
Choose up in like two seconds nice. That's good. That was a shutdown right now bad now
All right now what I say the guys are then what then what then what then what then what now you're gonna want to get your death
Sounds we need it
like now the game is winnable you're in an okay spot now because your team got
the Baron so the enemy team can't which makes it a lot better for you now hold
tap for a second holding holding holding okay what's the biggest red flag you see
when you hold tab for no echo nope it's three dragons so now remember all see
we're gonna have to like contest the dragon okay cuz the fourth one they get
That's all?
Exactly.
It's not runman.
That echo doesn't have R. But I don't want you going just yet.
Take the wave, take the wave, take the wave.
Why are we backing off here?
It's all seen, remember.
Your jungle is the last priority.
You want to play for the wave if you can.
Right?
It's not press W.
No charges if you can run her down if you can it's fine too
okay so now we're gonna do okay not bad yeah so now it starts bumping the
don't walk in do not walk in do not walk in do not walk in do not walk in do not
all right so genre team maybe they're clutching it let's see so I want to
okay that's not bad okay this actually decent so what we're gonna do now okay
listening when we respawn we're gonna look to fight with our kale because our
kill right now is almost 16. Oh my god bro I need you to be more urgent man I
didn't know there was like a guy in the bush next to me. So wait you're telling
me that me telling you don't go in seven different times wasn't enough because
there was no urgency in my boat in my voice. Bro yes you should have been like
yeah goes in that bush. Alright my fault my fault I'll coach okay so now what
we're gonna do okay you're gonna go for the grombins of wolves and then after the
grombins of wolves we're gonna look for for me okay we're about to be back in
fucking iron you're not you're not back in fucking iron bro oh my god my life
gang made
gang made, gang made, gang made, gang made
press W
EES
hold your Q
OK just R
nice hold it, hold it
good, smite, smite, smite, smite, smite
smite, smite, hold your Q in 2
hold Q in 2
chase chase chase
Chase hold Q
Okay, two two two two nice big shutdown
Okay, now go for the go for the wolves
Bro, I don't know I don't know man
What don't know you just got 800 gold be fucking happy. I'm about to be back in
I am
Things he know it feels like it feels like I'm on a five game losing streak and there's no light at the end of the tunnel
And my team is shit every game and I'm shit because you're supposed to be the lights motherfucker
Looking for the light outside when it's supposed to come from within if you can carry your team
Then you're always gonna be a fucking little bitch in the passenger seat
Do you think faker was a little fucking bitch in the passengers sheet seat or was he sitting there saying?
I'm gonna improve until 1v9
I'm gonna prove till 1v9
Yes, so stop fucking being this like self-pitying fucking bullshit, bro
That's not what you need
That's not what your rank needs and that's not what the people who believe in you need
We need you to sit there and fucking 1v9 this shit the same way that you won't be nine versus Malinia
Same way you did versus Radon. You need to fucking start whipping it out, bro
Okay, ult him, ult him.
Now, hold Q. Nice, you have your E.
Okay, now back up. You got his flash, that's all we need. So now back up and wire items.
Actually, we still need a bit for Datsun, so try to like, farm the mid. We've been there
afterwards, we had Datsun.
Coach, I'm locking in the full fashion, let's go.
Alright, now, now, pushman.
I just remembered because like I want to see how much gold we still need for death sands
because remember we suddenly have items
Nice we got to shut down on Diego, that's actually good
Get the turret, get the turret, get the turret, get the turret
Remember, I'll see, I'll see, I'll see
Keep pushing
I'll tell you to recall
When you need to
You only recall when the enemy is like a big threat, right now they're not, you're good
Hit the turret, NO!
THE TURN OF THE LIGHT!
press either take less damage, either take less damage? keep out on it
okay now take the wave and then recall
actually no take the next wave too, next or two, next or two
next turret, turret away, turret away
uh, both
wait I'm actually solo winning this
hold up, this is good, this is good, this is good
Even if he was born here though, I'm gonna fuck, it's fun.
So now Q them in here so you can heal a bit and now you have to run, now you run, now you run, now you run, now you run, now you run, now you run, now you run, now you run, now you run, now you run.
Are we gonna win this one?
We're not gonna win this shit, get out!
You have 4000 gold, this is good.
So Jinxie, your next time that you're gonna buy is gonna be Randoans.
I want to look for a flank on the center.
Look for a flank on her, run at her, run at her.
No, you run to cut her off, this one.
Okay, just chase them, chase them.
There you go, recall, recall, recall, recall.
recall. So you're gonna buy, yep, so no. Okay, you're gonna recall, you're gonna buy Death
Stance, then I want you to buy Randuin's Omen, okay? Bro, you're such a nerd, why would I
buy that? Because the thing is that Vanduin's Omen, yes, yes, buy it. So, Vanduin's Omen,
what it does, R-A-N-D, D, there you go. What it does is it makes you take less crit damage.
The enemy team has three people on their team building crit, so you are gonna hard counter
the fuck out of them ping baron ping baron now ping it ping it say dumb
dumb's baron dumb dumb's baron
any shot! any shot!
alright now go do it
are you sure I should start this?
if I wasn't I wouldn't tell you to do it
alright I don't you mother scurry man this is where you win
this is good taking it
No gas here. They're all here folks. I don't give a fuck. Keep hitting it. Keep hitting it
Coach coach
Are we might have to turn on the night night turn night turn night turn night turn? Okay, I'll play oh wow
Okay, I'm gonna take accountability. I don't know
What the fuck, man. What the fuck, bro? Even I knew that was bad. Stevie Wonder could have
saw that coming.
No, but it wasn't bad.
What the fuck was that?
Like, I'm not kidding, it wasn't bad. We can watch the replay after it.
No, no, fuck that. No. What the fuck, man?
What the fuck?
Wait, no, I'm being serious? I'm shocked. Like, I'm not even kidding.
Why are you shocked they're all fag and they collapsed on it?
Yeah, but you know what like it. No, no, no, wait. No, we need
What the fuck was that are you on a paypal today fucking pay you what the fuck was that?
Jinxie I'm shocked. I we need to watch for me. I'm gonna be iron man and my coach is telling me to go solo Baron
No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, are you watching my screen?
Sure, yeah, sure. Yeah. Please explain this. Skip to the end. Now!
Yeah, we're going to. I'm shocked. Like, Jynxie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm shocked.
Bro, we didn't even like lose it. We got wiped. We got wiped.
Okay, look at this position right here. The enemy team has one person dead. If you guys just hit
You went right but look at what your kale does. Are you looking? Yes, I'm looking
We all kill have to do was hit Baron right yeah
Wait, why is this other guy not hitting Baron why are none of them hitting everyone run away from Baron?
YOU GUYS WERE FIVE!
WE'RE GIVING A BROND!
Wait, you're actually right.
No, no, no. A, then ask. You're right, bro. You're right.
Bro, wait, what?
Wait, Joe, instead of just kidding Baron,
instead of just kidding Baron,
Kayo fought three people, then died?
Yes.
Why did he just hit Baron?
I don't know.
Like Jinxie, look at it one more time, okay?
So remember what we talked about with Dilly Dallying?
With numbers, bro.
Numbers.
No, no, but do you remember what I said about Dilly Dallying?
Yes, yes.
Okay, look what this Kale does.
At 2024, she could be hitting Baron, right?
Yeah, we're already on Baron, yeah, we're on Baron.
Baron could be dead like right now if them two just came over.
Yes.
Jesus Christ, bro.
And you know what the craziest thing about it to us?
What, bro?
The enemy literally didn't even know that we were on Baron and the only reason why they
knew was because Kayle gave it away.
Yeah, but she guided them to us like, look.
All right, all right, I'm gonna hop off bro. GG's man. You're gonna go. Okay. I'll see you. Oh
GG's bro. It was fun. No, it's fun, bro
It was and we'll bring it back to summer. Are we doing the LCS coaching tomorrow by the way or no?
Well, what time is it at bro? It's at one like what time is it?
Well, 4 p.m. Eastern. Oh, yeah, fuck yeah, we're doing that fuck. Yeah, fuck. Yeah
But that's the same time. It's our today though. No, it's on that one the guy said
No today, but he means like one PST. Oh
Oh my bad. No, yeah, we're gonna watch tomorrow. Yes, lost. Oh, you gotcha. All right, so I'll see you tomorrow. Okay, bro. I'll see you about peace
All right. Have a good one
Chat, I don't know man. I
Got I got some bronze too, and I'm about to demote to bronze for a sack of fucking shit
Bro hi guys, I don't know if they're even gonna allow him to
So, chat GG's y'all, WStreams man, WStreams chat tomorrow we're going to watch party LCS
grand finals, the contest should be peak Monday we got winning every winning a battle or winning
a winning a one of every game with most photos and run we have to win one game of fortnight
one game of apex legends one game of rock and one game of fall guys on Monday tomorrow stream
is going to be peak Monday should be going to be peak chat love y'all boys and I'll see
you in the next one. Peace!