[531/730] 🟨 OPENING FANMAIL -> WINNING EVERY GAME w/ LOS & RONDALE 🟨

Jynxzi

06-15-2026 · 12h 23m

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[00:06:00] one ten fouls what the fuck to one Spain drew Cabo Verde bro at least they didn't lose no

[00:06:26] with the five gifted zaps.

[00:06:28] Get it.

[00:06:31] He own go keepers really good bro.

[00:06:34] How fucking good was the fucking keeper?

[00:06:36] Bro, Spain didn't score in 23 shots,

[00:06:40] eight on target.

[00:06:42] Was the goalkeeper in fucking flow state or what, dude?

[00:06:45] Now, chat.

[00:06:47] Hi, boss.

[00:06:49] Call him.

[00:06:50] Yo, hi, boss.

[00:06:51] What up?

[00:06:52] Yo, G.C.

[00:06:54] Big day today. I actually took my time and I created an overlay and I wanted to usually like, you know, give your opinions on it before I push it through. You know what I'm saying?

[00:07:04] Yes, bro.

[00:07:05] Yeah, just look at the pictures and everything bro. Like, how is, is everything good? Everything's good to go?

[00:07:12] Wait, that's beautiful. Hi, guys.

[00:07:14] Chat, should we remove Apex and do R6 or keep Apex?

[00:07:20] Hang on.

[00:07:22] What do y'all think chat should we do dude? I was thinking we could do our six

[00:07:27] But like what could we play like unranked?

[00:07:31] Joe what's me to do run a pool keep apex or add our six?

[00:07:38] All I've eyes this is cinema high-five this is gotta be cinema dude

[00:07:44] I know dude. Yes, that is

[00:07:47] Literally one of one of those Polo good shit, bro like legitimately good shit chat

[00:07:53] Should we remove apex and add our six potent potent?

[00:07:57] Sky blue after winter, bro. Yes, bro

[00:08:01] Rocket League put a drop into the tournament chat. I already showed job was the other day

[00:08:06] But if you didn't see June 21, have a skew club rocket league Twitter

[00:08:11] Yeah

[00:08:13] Apex till the stream is longer.

[00:08:15] Bro, the thing is, I don't think Ron's ever played Apex.

[00:08:19] Lose has never played Apex.

[00:08:22] Okay, chat's it.

[00:08:23] Oh, shit.

[00:08:24] Chat, it's 50-50.

[00:08:26] Vote!

[00:08:27] Chat, do you want to remove Apex?

[00:08:30] Wait, but this poll might be slightly confusing.

[00:08:34] Just re-pull that as R6 or Apex.

[00:08:37] Low-key, high-prime.

[00:08:38] Kenner, thinking pretty fine.

[00:08:39] So, Cole-Max, thinking pretty fine.

[00:08:41] Jack's the big red prime, red ring, the red.

[00:08:44] Jack, what should we do, bro?

[00:08:46] What should we do?

[00:08:51] Yeah, I low key just don't see us winning an Apex game.

[00:08:54] That's the problem.

[00:08:55] I low key just don't,

[00:08:56] I don't even see us winning a Fortnite game either.

[00:08:58] Yes, Jack.

[00:09:00] So two things, bro.

[00:09:02] Two things, y'all.

[00:09:03] So first and foremost,

[00:09:05] Jack, June 21st is the 24th streamer

[00:09:10] Rocket League draft tournament 3v3 if you watch this stream on June 21st

[00:09:15] You get the sky blue after the winter decal. This is gonna be cinema

[00:09:20] Bro, I didn't know what this is but a lot of like OG Rocket League players said that this decal is beat and

[00:09:27] On top of that another job you get during the stream is the jinksy bazaar right decal now chat

[00:09:34] This is like this is the decal like the one that's rare as fuck that nobody's getting

[00:09:39] We basically did it so now like because literally no one can get it now. We have drops then a lot of people could get to chat

[00:09:46] So yes, bro yet again, W rocket League man

[00:09:49] Also chat July 5th. We are doing a 100 streamers fortnight tournament

[00:09:56] I'll give y'all boys more updates on that after the rocket League tournament July 5th in like three weeks

[00:10:02] But yes, bro, gotta be peak big ups rocket League now. Yeah, okay

[00:10:07] Okay, so Chad, this is the new poll, vote.

[00:10:09] Oh my God, Chad's saying Apex.

[00:10:11] Now, they're probably voting Apex,

[00:10:14] so we're gonna have to be here a while.

[00:10:18] So...

[00:10:19] Should I call Ron?

[00:10:25] Has Ron played it before?

[00:10:27] That's kind of what I wanna call him, yeah.

[00:10:30] He's a gamer, he has to have.

[00:10:33] Chad, do you guys think Zondale Zingold

[00:10:35] has played Apex Legends before?

[00:10:40] Bro, there's gonna be a lot of snipers in Apex.

[00:10:43] Do both the stream will never end.

[00:10:48] Wait, think I'm gonna do one.

[00:10:49] What was thinking about, should I call Vondale Vingle?

[00:10:52] Oh no, poor Loose.

[00:10:58] You're my favorite streamer.

[00:10:59] Thank you, Kyler.

[00:11:00] You gotta check up on Loose.

[00:11:01] Make sure he's got everything installed,

[00:11:03] because we know Loose.

[00:11:05] Dude, funny enough, we've been planning this out

[00:11:08] with the Lowe's for like two weeks in chat.

[00:11:11] The only thing I said in the group chat, and Ron Vouch,

[00:11:14] I said the Lowe's, I think eight different times,

[00:11:16] I said, yo, the only thing is we should start early

[00:11:20] because this could literally take eight hours.

[00:11:22] Lowe's texted us last night,

[00:11:25] yeah, I can't play till, I can't start till 5 p.m. tomorrow.

[00:11:29] And then we're like, what?

[00:11:31] And he's like, that's early for me.

[00:11:33] I meant like start at 2 p.m. But we convinced him to start at 4 bro

[00:11:38] How the fuck is 5 p.m. Early devious think of it a five-gifted woke think of it around Anthony's your one

[00:11:45] No, most is just lazy bro. He's from like Los lives in like New Jersey and Florida. He's always on the east coast

[00:11:57] All right, I've run I'm gonna call run I'm gonna call run

[00:11:59] It's called time zones down ass your boggles. I don't know if you speak English. I just explained

[00:12:07] Rose is on the East Coast you stupid fuck

[00:12:11] boggles you dumbass I just explained the time zones

[00:12:15] Let me call Ron.

[00:12:20] John calling Von Dale Vingle.

[00:12:24] Yo.

[00:12:25] Yo, Ron.

[00:12:26] What up, man?

[00:12:27] Good morning.

[00:12:28] What's up, dude?

[00:12:29] I'm live, by the way.

[00:12:30] Just hands up.

[00:12:31] So don't say anything to you.

[00:12:32] Ask bro.

[00:12:33] Like you always do off stream.

[00:12:34] Hi.

[00:12:35] Okay.

[00:12:36] by the way, just hands up.

[00:12:38] So don't say anything to TOS, bro,

[00:12:39] like you always do off stream.

[00:12:44] Okay, so, all right, all right.

[00:12:49] Child-kidding, Rob's never done that.

[00:12:50] Okay, yo, so I'm talking to my chat here

[00:12:53] and they want Apex to be the fourth game instead of R6,

[00:12:58] but I think that's because they want the stream to never end.

[00:13:01] So I was curious, what is your skill set in Apex?

[00:13:05] because I'm horrible and Lois is Lois.

[00:13:08] I mean, I don't really know the game I've been playing

[00:13:11] like fucking three years, four years,

[00:13:13] but I mean, I should be able to pick it up.

[00:13:15] It shouldn't be that hard.

[00:13:16] I mean, you know, it's not that hard of a game,

[00:13:18] but I mean, I just don't know how stream shippers are.

[00:13:21] That's all.

[00:13:22] Oh, where?

[00:13:23] Yeah, so what I was sure-

[00:13:26] I think that game that hard with stream shippers,

[00:13:27] also like how long did Tuesdays take?

[00:13:30] Like for like fortnight,

[00:13:31] and we're gonna get games instantly,

[00:13:32] but it's just gonna be stream shippers.

[00:13:33] like Fall Guys is gonna be the same shit. Rocket League. Rocket League is the easiest game on here.

[00:13:41] There's no damn reason we shouldn't get a Rocket League win in the first three or four games.

[00:13:47] But Apex, like, I mean, I'm down. I just don't, I don't know how long it takes.

[00:13:52] Oh, where? Uh, buddy, buddy, I raged off Apex Legends in three days. But then again,

[00:13:59] I was in like sweaty ass lobbies like I was playing with good players. So I think our steel based matchmaking is going to be bots.

[00:14:07] But the problem with that is I have a feeling a lot of people are going to make smurfs and the stream sniping will be bad.

[00:14:12] This is going to be the most stream sniped event of all time, especially if we all have no fucking delay.

[00:14:18] Like Ron, are you good enough to solo carry an OG fortnight, even if we're getting 20 stream snipers?

[00:14:25] Yeah, I mean, he's got to keep Losa away from me.

[00:14:28] Just keep him fucking away. You're gonna be basically like taking care of him. You're gonna be babysit duty

[00:14:34] Like you're gonna have to just hold him close and just like keep him far fucking away from me, bro

[00:14:40] So what if we both

[00:14:42] I don't even want to be near him. I don't want to see those. I don't want to hear those

[00:14:46] I don't even want to know losses in the call bro. Just keep him away from me the whole time

[00:14:50] What if we both die and then spectate him maybe don't cut top of one

[00:14:54] He's not fucking clutching he doesn't have you watch close play fortnight go go on YouTube, bro

[00:15:01] And just watch those play for a night for the next like I don't know five minutes

[00:15:05] Just watch bro go on tick tock or something have something like you the tick tock scrub. He's the worst for tonight player

[00:15:12] Oh, he has an all-time funniest four night fails montage. Let's actually watch this

[00:15:17] What are you Ron? Um, I guess we just send it on apex legends, eh?

[00:15:21] Okay.

[00:15:22] All right.

[00:15:23] Make sure he has in solch.

[00:15:25] Dude, what my game plan is, bro, is I think we knock out Rocket League first, get one

[00:15:31] under the belt, knock out Fall Guys first, get one under the belt, and then we tackle

[00:15:35] Fortnite because Fortnite could literally take four hours.

[00:15:38] Yeah.

[00:15:39] Fall Guys could take four fucking hours, bro.

[00:15:44] Like, it's gonna be bad, bro.

[00:15:46] Yo, can you explain something to me?

[00:15:49] Yo, talk to me, bro.

[00:15:50] Why did I watch a world cup game, right? And they fucking just ended the game zero to zero.

[00:15:57] I didn't know you could fucking do that.

[00:16:00] You mean the Spain vs. Cabo Verde game?

[00:16:03] Yeah, what the fuck is that? They just quit? That's it? They just give up?

[00:16:06] Yeah, bro. So the two worst things about football is flopping and draws that are nil-nil, bro.

[00:16:13] It happens all the time. Now I'm not going to lie, Spain tying Cabo Verde is like finding a golden goose egg

[00:16:19] than goosag out of your ass.

[00:16:20] I can't put up with it.

[00:16:21] No one, if you bet on that happening,

[00:16:23] you probably got like a 15 X payout, a draw.

[00:16:26] But yeah, bro, I don't know, it happens occasionally.

[00:16:30] So that's it, they're just, that's it.

[00:16:32] So yeah, Spain draws,

[00:16:33] so they both get one point in their group stage.

[00:16:35] So there is a world where Spain loses to like Uruguay,

[00:16:39] which could happen.

[00:16:40] Nah, but Spain's never losing to Saudi Arabia or Uruguay.

[00:16:43] Spain's gonna be fine, bro.

[00:16:47] I miss you.

[00:16:49] I miss you too, Ron. Yo, bro, by the way, Lois is probably gonna press us about sleeping in a bed together, dude.

[00:16:55] It's fine. Let's press it about his weight.

[00:16:59] All right, bro. Ron, I'll see you at, we said four right now. Lois is probably gonna be fashionably late.

[00:17:06] Well, let's hope that he's fucking not because he needs to make sure the games are installed.

[00:17:11] Yeah, also, uh, I told Lois for about, I don't know, three weeks in that group chat that the,

[00:17:18] We have to start early because it literally could take eight hours and then he said last night

[00:17:24] He can't get on till five and then he said five is early like bro. What?

[00:17:30] What time does he go live one in the fucking morning chat?

[00:17:34] What time does loess normally go live?

[00:17:37] Ruckshaw bro. He gets back from the gym and everything ruckshaw

[00:17:41] Yeah, okay

[00:17:42] Sweden game. Oh, yeah chat. I actually got a copyright strike from twitch directly for watching fucking highlights

[00:17:48] a day after so we can't watch. I have two copyright strikes if I get one more on perma band

[00:17:53] that I'm gonna be a kick streamer. That's fine. You can just raid me though. How can I run? How can

[00:18:00] I raid you if I'm banned bro?

[00:18:18] you

[00:18:48] you

[00:19:18] you

[00:19:48] you

[00:20:18] you

[00:20:48] It's just supposed to be no audio?

[00:21:16] always in loot Lake

[00:21:21] yeah there's supposed to be no audio

[00:21:27] there's like zero audio oh who the shot me no I'm Dennis I'm not okay I don't

[00:21:34] can't fucking lose now. Yeah, yeah, chill chill chill. No, no, no.

[00:21:39] Why?

[00:21:41] Help me, help me, help me.

[00:21:45] What are you? I'm done, I'm not playing. I'm not playing.

[00:21:50] I just got 100.

[00:21:52] Bro, how did you tell me you're gonna shoot me and when I shoot you, you get mad.

[00:21:57] Yo, you don't get dead, you're dead, shoot me again.

[00:22:01] Yeah, today's gonna be Pete, bro. Now I'm gonna be honest. I understand Ron is good at

[00:22:19] Fortnite, but how good can Ron be, bro? Like guys, we're gonna get sniped. I'm ass at

[00:22:25] fortnight most is like literally the maybe the worst fortnight player of all time like i think

[00:22:32] he's in the running for worst fortnight player of all time like how are we ever going to win

[00:22:38] how are we ever going to win i'm asked most is asked and we're going to get stream sniped i just i don't

[00:22:44] I don't know chat without further ado. Let's let's go ladies and gentlemen jades and lenzelman

[00:22:56] baby's and bentelman we have some motherfucking fan mail to open up today bro it's already

[00:23:06] 3250 bro. We got time. We literally got time. Alright chat. Lock in. Take it off the headset.

[00:23:15] Lock in baby. Throw the ass to the circle. Throw the ass to the circle. Alright bro we

[00:23:34] got this box is heavy as fuck I need my knife we got two full bags not yet

[00:23:47] hi guys not yet not yet I'll I'll go out a little man

[00:23:52] Alright chat, we have literally so much shit, bro.

[00:24:06] Guys, we're gonna go live in YouTube like right before we started with Loose and Rhonda.

[00:24:15] Alright man, chat, let's do this shit, guys.

[00:24:24] Let's do this shit.

[00:24:25] Okay, let me get energy drink, bro.

[00:24:27] I'm gonna get a knife.

[00:24:29] We have, I believe, 34 packages total.

[00:24:33] Not counting letters.

[00:24:34] Lock the fuck in, baby.

[00:24:36] But that's in a circle.

[00:25:06] I forgot the knife.

[00:25:31] Yeah, she left me on red for two whole weeks, there's definitely no one in the world, we

[00:25:56] I saw a ghost, quarantine flows, sitting up at night thinking

[00:26:01] No one in the world wants me, the real me, not the one they see on TV

[00:26:06] It's truly no one in the world, I feel like Rod Wave, I'm stuck in my ways

[00:26:10] Heartbreak broke so many times, there's no one in the world

[00:26:13] You and my rose, I was your head, my neck gone, now you playing with my head

[00:26:19] It's you I wish was in my bed, but instead, I'm here alone

[00:26:23] and there's no one in the world for me.

[00:26:47] Throw the ass in a circle.

[00:26:49] Throw the ass in a circle.

[00:26:51] Throw it in the ass in a circle.

[00:26:54] Hi, guys, what are you?

[00:26:59] Yeah, she left me on red for two whole weeks.

[00:27:04] There's definitely no one in the world.

[00:27:07] We asked how it goes, the quarantine flows,

[00:27:10] sitting up at night thinking no one in the world.

[00:27:13] She asked me the real me, not the one they see on TV.

[00:27:16] There's truly no one in the world.

[00:27:18] I feel like Rod wave. I'm stuck in my ways. Harper broke so many times. There's no one in the world

[00:27:27] My neck gone now you playing with my head

[00:27:33] I'm here alone and there's no one in the world

[00:27:37] Yo have I cut cut cut this shit the fuck off the airways

[00:27:42] Cut this shit the fuck off the airways man. I'm being dead ass, bro

[00:27:48] I'm not wearing my headset to open fan mail.

[00:27:53] God, I'm such a nerd.

[00:27:55] All right.

[00:27:56] If you close your eyes, that sounds like masturbation.

[00:28:04] Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, without further ado, we are back with another

[00:28:14] viewer fan mail.

[00:28:18] Let's do this. Guys, if you're ready to type of me in the chat, first fan mail, first fan

[00:28:25] mail of the day, and it's from Dick Sporting Goods, or as you could say, Richard Sporting

[00:28:34] Here we go. The name on this says, from Samara to Jixi Jixi.

[00:28:48] This is the third one. That is the third dark mall Funko pop. I wish I was trolling and she sent in a t-shirt with a letter.

[00:28:59] Hello, Junko. This is Harry and Nick. We are huge fans who watch our streams and videos all the time.

[00:29:06] We hope you like our gifts. The LEGO guy is supposed to be you.

[00:29:14] We are requesting that you play Batman Arkham the Game. Reason that LEGO Batman is there.

[00:29:19] I have a question for you. Where does Darth Vader go to get his shoes?

[00:29:29] Guys, if I was 453 pounds, I don't even know if I would fit in this shirt.

[00:29:37] Like guys, when you send me a shirt and you make it some gigantic size, I understand it's

[00:29:44] like a troll.

[00:29:45] Bro, I'm not going to be able to ever wear that.

[00:29:49] It's closer to a blanket.

[00:29:53] It's too small.

[00:29:56] What is it?

[00:29:57] Okay.

[00:29:58] Next, we're about to get two fats of a reptile dysfunction cream.

[00:30:22] I don't know.

[00:30:30] Aloe hand cream.

[00:30:32] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:30:36] Yo, I just don't under...

[00:30:38] Guys, I've never once uttered the words

[00:30:40] that I have a rectile dysfunction.

[00:30:42] Like, I don't, I'm never gonna use this.

[00:30:45] I, bro, bro, I don't have a rectile dysfunction.

[00:30:50] My biggest problem right now is every morning

[00:30:52] for the last week, I've just had morning wood.

[00:30:55] I don't have a reptile dysfunction.

[00:30:57] Is there anything to give her that have morning wood?

[00:31:01] Like, bro, I don't have ED, buddy.

[00:31:05] Hell, ungrateful.

[00:31:06] Bro, what do you want me to do

[00:31:08] with the reptile dysfunction, Green?

[00:31:09] I'm not ungrateful.

[00:31:11] What am I supposed to do with that?

[00:31:17] Next fan mail of the day.

[00:31:20] This is from Germany from Hitler International GM Andor Hassan Kail Holt.

[00:31:33] This is from Ole Pixel.

[00:31:39] Wait! German candy!

[00:31:42] Hey, Hitchies, Siren Drachelschen chungen.

[00:31:48] Bro, German candy, wait, what?

[00:31:52] Hitchies, bro, this guy sent him so much.

[00:31:57] Voss, German candy, wait, what?

[00:32:12] Why is this the best thing I've ever eaten in my life?

[00:32:35] Why is this the best thing I've ever eaten in my life, bro?

[00:32:39] Oh my...

[00:32:41] Bro, this guy sent in a bunch of German candy, bro.

[00:32:46] Heat cheese.

[00:33:00] Yo!

[00:33:03] Oh my God!

[00:33:05] No, no, Germany wins, bro.

[00:33:13] Germany has the best candy so far.

[00:33:15] I'm not trolling.

[00:33:17] Boom.

[00:33:21] This thing is good.

[00:33:24] Germany wins.

[00:33:25] I'm not trolling.

[00:33:26] Bro, look.

[00:33:27] It brings out dust in my mouth.

[00:33:33] Germany, y'all have the best candy.

[00:33:38] No.

[00:33:40] Germany, y'all have the best candy.

[00:33:43] Fly it out!

[00:33:45] I'm not even trolling.

[00:33:47] Germany is the current winner of the best candy contest.

[00:33:51] I'm not trolling.

[00:33:53] Next time out of the day, it's not edible.

[00:33:55] Shut up!

[00:33:57] I'm not trolling.

[00:33:59] I'm not trolling.

[00:34:01] Shut up!

[00:34:18] Smoke? Gender?

[00:34:23] Gender reveal? What is this?

[00:34:27] I don't have a kid!

[00:34:43] smoke gender repeal. So this is supposed to... I'm... Yo guys, I just want to be honest with you, man.

[00:35:00] There's been a couple of times opening fan belt in my life where I've actually been

[00:35:03] on a complete and total loss for words. Do you realize how deep in psychosis you have to be

[00:35:11] to send me gender reveal spray paint like bro I don't have a kid oh my god use

[00:35:20] it guys it's not like it doesn't matter I don't have a kid I'm not gonna I'm not

[00:35:25] gonna entertain this I don't have a kid bro oh my god all right this one's heavy

[00:35:32] I mean, this one's actually built to be heavy.

[00:35:43] So it's a box inside of a box.

[00:35:48] Bro, please don't tell me it's one of those pranks.

[00:35:51] Please God, don't tell me it's one of those pranks.

[00:36:02] It's another box inside of the box.

[00:36:09] Wait!

[00:36:14] Coca-Cola.

[00:36:16] But this looks like the old can.

[00:36:20] This looks like the old can.

[00:36:26] Sprite.

[00:36:28] Sprite.

[00:36:30] Sprite!

[00:36:35] Wait, it's from Mexico!

[00:36:38] Chat, say you swear to God.

[00:36:44] Wait, Mexican Coca-Cola!

[00:36:47] Are you guys serious?

[00:36:50] Bro, they sent you the Sprite too, chat, this is from Mexico?

[00:36:53] And they sent you Fanta.

[00:36:55] How do y'all know it's from mexico how do y'all know it is Fanta naranja

[00:37:11] engage exclusivo para this is from Mexico bro I have a can opener I've never had

[00:37:17] Mexican Coke before! Oh my god!

[00:37:47] Oh my God, guys, Mexican Coca-Cola, refresco, refresco, en base exclusiva, hecho en México.

[00:38:10] This is Coca-Cola from Mexico. I've never had this in my life.

[00:38:40] that is incredible guys it's room temperature it's not it's not cold but

[00:38:54] it's not hot it's room temperature I need to put it in the fridge no no no

[00:39:01] guys I'm gonna put these in the fridge bro but I'm gonna try them now which I'll

[00:39:06] All right, this is Fanta from Mexico, naranja.

[00:39:15] Oh my God. Oh my God.

[00:39:20] Guys, this is the greatest fan mail of all time.

[00:39:25] Someone sent German candy and then someone sent sodas from Mexico.

[00:39:30] This is the greatest fan mail of all time.

[00:39:33] This is the greatest fan mail we ever did.

[00:39:36] Sprite from Mexico!

[00:39:44] Okay guys, can I be honest?

[00:39:47] This was the best.

[00:39:49] The Coca-Cola was good.

[00:39:52] Now I'm gonna put them in the fridge.

[00:39:54] Now I'm gonna put these into the fridge, chat.

[00:39:56] Oh my god, I'm gonna do it after my fan mail. Bro, he's sent in like 40 sodas. Bro...

[00:40:03] Thank you, my boy, genuinely. That is so sick, dude. Thank you, bro.

[00:40:10] Soda for Mexico. All right. Next up, fragile, fragile.

[00:40:17] Fragile, fragile. Don't open it in stream. Chat, by the way, if you want to send in fan mail,

[00:40:23] information marked fan mail in the Twitch chat. That's the address.

[00:40:33] Well, he said fragile. Hold up. Let me chill. He said fragile like four times.

[00:40:40] He said he was very clear about being fragile.

[00:40:53] It's in there, good bro.

[00:41:21] Will you please sign this and send it back to me, junko?

[00:41:27] I got you, my brother.

[00:41:32] I got you, my brother.

[00:41:39] What in the world?

[00:41:41] Don't read this on stream.

[00:41:42] Okay.

[00:41:46] Okay, got you, baby.

[00:41:47] Next round out of the day.

[00:41:54] Leaked, watch the back.

[00:41:57] Wait, what did I leak?

[00:41:58] What did I leak?

[00:41:59] What?

[00:42:00] Avocados from Mexico.

[00:42:03] All right, all right, all right.

[00:42:06] Chad's not gate keeping, bro.

[00:42:09] Vader, what did I leak?

[00:42:12] What did I leak?

[00:42:13] What did I leak, bro?

[00:42:16] Bro, I didn't leak nothing stop, bro

[00:42:22] Nothing is a leak chat next time out of that yo guys 10 out of 10 family some more ten

[00:42:33] Hi, Jinxie. I love watching all your streams

[00:42:36] Please say hi to all of your female viewers out there. Enjoy your gift much love from crystal

[00:42:42] Crystal, let's see what the gift is

[00:42:45] There's no way girls actually watch the screens.

[00:42:59] I feel like this stream is a sausage pest.

[00:43:04] All right, next fit.

[00:43:13] Okay.

[00:43:16] Okay, okay, no, no, no.

[00:43:17] Um, okay.

[00:43:21] Yo.

[00:43:26] No, all right.

[00:43:28] Uh, yo, yo, yo.

[00:43:30] Um, it is,

[00:43:34] Chat, the thing is like, it is a choker that says daddy's girl.

[00:43:41] Okay, guys, the thing is, y'all, here's the thing, I understand it's a troll.

[00:43:49] To the people saying, put this on.

[00:43:51] If I put this on, these images are forever, bro.

[00:43:57] These images, like, let me be clear when I, like, it's, I'm not going to shake this one.

[00:44:02] This is crazy.

[00:44:04] Yo, Crystal, I don't know what you got going on.

[00:44:07] This is a little bit out of line.

[00:44:12] Do it for Crystal.

[00:44:20] I don't know if I can do this, y'all.

[00:44:24] Like, I legitimately, I don't know if I can do this one.

[00:44:26] This is insane.

[00:44:32] Yo, uh, Crystal, what is this?

[00:44:47] Like legitimately, what is this?

[00:44:50] Okay.

[00:44:51] That's, uh, yeah, that's the most absurd thing I've ever seen in my life.

[00:44:56] That's the most absurd thing I've ever seen in my life.

[00:44:58] Come on, Giddy.

[00:45:00] Now this one I actually forgot to open in the last fan mail. I didn't see it till after.

[00:45:06] This looks like a portrait of some sort. Probably a portrait.

[00:45:12] Hey Jinx2, we are Infinity Mics. We are huge fans of your streams. We saw you getting a

[00:45:22] bit more into mouse and keyboard games lately and wanted to hook you up with some mouse

[00:45:26] mouse pads to spruce up your desk.

[00:45:34] Mouse pads?

[00:45:50] Jeff, what is this from?

[00:45:56] What is this from, too? What is this from?

[00:46:01] Somebody said AI. What do you mean AI, bro?

[00:46:13] Next time out of the day.

[00:46:14] This guy made a book, Nicholas Stewart, J.C. Blue, A Story of Love and Betrayal, I don't,

[00:46:32] I'm, oh my God.

[00:46:43] Wait, no, no, no, no.

[00:46:48] Chapters, chapters, the Jinxie sanctum,

[00:46:53] chapter one, the tarpon springs grind,

[00:46:56] a discord notification from the void,

[00:46:59] the clash of worlds, the Miho manifestation,

[00:47:01] the Minecraft humiliation, a house divided by the screen,

[00:47:05] the hive mind uprising, the mod malice in the shadows.

[00:47:11] You made a book!

[00:47:16] There's no way he wrote this, right?

[00:47:18] This has to be chat, TBT.

[00:47:20] There is no way he wrote an entire book.

[00:47:26] Chapter one, page one, the tarpon springs grind.

[00:47:30] The dual monitors cast a sterile cerulean glow across Nicholas's face, washing out the

[00:47:36] morning light filtering through the blinds.

[00:47:39] He sat in his ergonomics.

[00:47:40] Yeah, this is chachabedin.

[00:47:43] So first off, what's the cover, man?

[00:47:47] They always say, don't judge a book by the cover.

[00:47:49] I'm going to judge it.

[00:47:50] Why is my face look like a meatball?

[00:47:53] Like what, bro?

[00:47:54] What?

[00:47:55] You made a full blown book.

[00:47:57] A book.

[00:47:59] dedicated to this crap like that's next level dedication bro that's next level

[00:48:14] dedication I'm not even trolling next day I'm out of the day read read it your

[00:48:22] Bobble's put a socket. Next fan mail today. Yo, Jakesy. Everyone sends Darth Maul, so

[00:48:33] I had to switch it up and send in Darth Vader. Where did Darth Vader get his shoes? The Darth

[00:48:39] mall. Love the streams from Nigel, Gage and Kink. We're never doing a comedy

[00:49:02] We're never doing comedy tonight again, y'all.

[00:49:05] I'm mad at you, Charlie.

[00:49:07] We are. I'm never setting foot on that website again.

[00:49:21] You thought I was gone from Mike the Otter.

[00:49:25] What do you mean I thought Mike you never existed?

[00:49:32] Yo, I don't, this is like, this is actually insane, bro.

[00:49:39] Real, real, he's back, degloved.

[00:49:42] Yo, guys, Mike has never existed.

[00:49:46] Mike is an illustration of high visor's delusion.

[00:49:50] That's all Mike is, bro.

[00:49:52] Mike is an extension of high visor's delusion, bro.

[00:49:55] That's what Mike is.

[00:49:57] My vice is delusion, bro.

[00:49:59] That's what Mike is.

[00:50:03] Next fan mail of the day.

[00:50:10] This has been a peak fan mail.

[00:50:12] I'm not gonna lie.

[00:50:13] This has been a peak fan mail.

[00:50:20] So the last fan mail we opened to Mike

[00:50:23] in the very next fan mail is Ronnie.

[00:50:27] What's the note?

[00:50:29] Hey there little okay

[00:50:32] Hey there little dick Nick. I thought I would get your chat's favorite animal also your softer than baby shit

[00:50:41] 7777

[00:50:43] Fuck you

[00:50:48] Don't read this on stream, I really appreciate everything you do for twitch from south yo buddy

[00:50:53] So you don't want me to read the positive part of the message on Twitch

[00:50:59] So you don't want me to read the part that's positive you want this to be hidden information

[00:51:10] Like I mean come on dude no I'm reading that bro. I'm gonna take that win when I can get it

[00:51:17] And it's Ronnie. So literally the fan mail before this was Mike and now we have Ronnie.

[00:51:34] Dude, I don't even know what to say dude. Dude, I don't even know what to say.

[00:51:39] like the last two fan mails was Mike and Roddy. Like I don't even know what to say. Next

[00:51:50] round of the day. This is a smaller box. Now normally when I've seen this box size before

[00:51:58] It is a, this is from JoJo all the way from Palm Beach, Florida.

[00:52:21] Hey, Jinxy, our names are Joe and Cooper. We are in the ninth grade and we are trying to stream

[00:52:25] on our account on Twitch called It's Joe and Koo.

[00:52:28] We got you to skip because we know that you like anime.

[00:52:30] We would also appreciate a shout out.

[00:52:35] Joe, let's see, bro.

[00:52:38] Joe, when I was in Nightmare, I started streaming.

[00:52:44] Nacho's Maki has returned to the Hidden Leap Village.

[00:52:51] Joe, appreciate this support, my boy.

[00:52:55] Chat Naruto or One Piece? What's better? Naruto or One Piece? What's better?

[00:53:17] Hi Nick, please Google Law 14-178. I may just be a worry bug, but I just wanted to be sure

[00:53:23] baby fat ass is all right in eight months. Hi guys, look up Law 14 to 178. I don't know what

[00:53:30] this guy's talking about from Luke. Hi guys, can you look that up please?

[00:53:40] What's he talking about?

[00:53:41] Well, Dr. Brown's infant to toddler toothbrush.

[00:53:50] I don't have a toddler for the 90th time.

[00:53:54] I don't have a toddler.

[00:53:56] I don't have an infant.

[00:53:57] I don't have a baby.

[00:53:58] I'm not married.

[00:53:59] I don't have a kid.

[00:54:01] Please stop.

[00:54:03] Please, God, stop.

[00:54:06] Law 14 to 178.

[00:54:08] The North Carolina General Statue criminalizes in, okay, okay.

[00:54:20] Just, it's disgusting.

[00:54:22] It's, it's just got, like, like, bro, what are you?

[00:54:25] Hey, Junkler, hopefully you opened this on around Father's Day.

[00:54:40] Shout out to my daughter who made me a father.

[00:54:42] I hope you enjoy another cologne I sent to you from Fragrance Frank.

[00:54:47] How do us for him chat what is this cologne here

[00:55:02] fragrance Frank how many freaking colognes do you have bro this is like the fifth one

[00:55:10] you've sent. Freakin' strike, how many clones do you have, my boy? Okay, it looks kind of

[00:55:24] like perfumes. Chad, am I crazy or does this look like perfumes? That does smell kind of

[00:55:40] It's a little strong though. I like I like the like I like the light ones

[00:55:44] Like I like the clothes that kind of like ease into you, bro

[00:55:48] reread the note

[00:55:53] Why would I reread it? Oh

[00:55:56] No, not this hold up

[00:55:59] Hi, junkler. Hopefully you open this on around Father's Day shout out to my daughter who made me a father

[00:56:04] I hope you enjoy another clone sent to you guys. What's bad about this?

[00:56:08] He's saying that he just had a he had a daughter for the first time

[00:56:14] Guys, that's not that's like wholesome. They're not a bad about that

[00:56:20] W Frank man, W Frank, bro, I

[00:56:27] Don't want to open that this these won't scare me

[00:56:30] This might be one of those boxes that like pops out at me. I

[00:56:34] honestly don't know

[00:56:36] Bro, this might be one of those boxes that pops out of me chat

[00:56:49] So like a treasure, what is this?

[00:56:58] Well, what if it's like a hidden treasure?

[00:57:00] Jingsy, if you could turn a nobody into a somebody, would you?

[00:57:11] What?

[00:57:12] What in the world is this?

[00:57:25] what the hell bro I thought it was going to be a treasure hunt

[00:57:46] Next van milk.

[00:58:10] Is there like a note for this?

[00:58:16] There's no note. He didn't send a note. He just sent this.

[00:58:23] What the fuck? Bro, he's cheating his balls. Oh my god, I didn't even notice. What? Bro,

[00:58:40] Really shit is balls. What the hell? Next time out of the day.

[00:58:55] It's a t-shirt.

[00:59:00] Come on, bro. Come on, dude.

[00:59:06] Come on, bro. Next time now.

[00:59:08] Next up, we got a little box, compact.

[00:59:15] Hey, Jinxy, my name is David.

[00:59:24] I love your videos.

[00:59:26] They make me, they make me very relaxed.

[00:59:32] I'm a big fan.

[00:59:33] Love you so much.

[00:59:36] Ramanoodle shrimp flavor shrimp what I've never had this is this good bro I

[00:59:50] like the spicy one I like the spicy one I don't know if that sounds

[00:59:56] intimidating wait the chat is saying it's gas from Oscar in Buckingham Shire

[01:00:04] That's got to be England mate from Oscar. Yeah from the UK, but you know when

[01:00:12] you just hear a city and you just know it's in England, Buckingham Shire, like

[01:00:16] yeah that's definitely that's definitely in England bro.

[01:00:22] This came through the customs, but as much as it took like over a week to

[01:00:28] stand. All the way from England, baby. All the way from England.

[01:00:57] broken. I didn't even break it. They broke it on the way. No, look, they broke. Bro,

[01:01:11] he did a portrait of the match and they broke it. Chai did not break this. This was completely

[01:01:18] disconnected. Bro, Oscar, thank you, my boy. This is fucking beautiful, man. Bro, Oscar,

[01:01:25] I'm gonna get this reframe, bro, I got you.

[01:01:27] Bro, Oscar, babe, I did not break this, bro.

[01:01:29] This was completely disconnected.

[01:01:31] They broke it in customs.

[01:01:35] What the hell?

[01:01:39] Hi, Jeeksie, man, I hope you're having a great day.

[01:01:40] I just wanted to send in a drawing that I made of you.

[01:01:41] It took me four days straight

[01:01:43] to make this with sleep, obviously.

[01:01:44] And I really hope you enjoy.

[01:01:45] I've been watching your content for about over a year now

[01:01:47] and I really enjoy their videos.

[01:01:49] You make me smile even when I'm having a bad day.

[01:01:51] Along with drawing, I also make guns out of cardboard

[01:01:53] I'm just finished making R4C and SMG-12 for my friend.

[01:01:55] Shout out to Bo.

[01:01:57] If by the time you'll receive this,

[01:01:58] I'll probably be finished on a full-size painting,

[01:01:59] one-of-one replica of Twitch, and so all this makes F2.

[01:02:02] I'll be honored to make any gun for you.

[01:02:03] New Chaka, or SMG-11.

[01:02:07] W. Oscar, man.

[01:02:09] Oscar, this is beautiful, bro.

[01:02:10] I'm sorry that they broke the fucking frame.

[01:02:13] They broke the friggin' frame.

[01:02:18] W. Oscar, man.

[01:02:19] But Oscar, I'll get it reframed, dude.

[01:02:25] From Dugan Najee.

[01:02:27] Saduken.

[01:02:29] Saduken.

[01:02:31] Saduken.

[01:02:49] Wait, where's the- Oh, there it is.

[01:03:01] What in the world is this?

[01:03:03] Bubbs.

[01:03:04] Sour and sweet.

[01:03:05] Strawberry, banana, tutti frutti, lemon, raspberry, banana, toffee, candy?

[01:03:15] I've never seen this in my life.

[01:03:16] Chad, what country is this from?

[01:03:18] sweet it looks good wait wait wait

[01:03:48] This is the winner. This is the winner.

[01:03:54] Sweden has the best candy. I'm not even trolling.

[01:03:59] This is the winner. What is this? Bubs?

[01:04:05] Bro.

[01:04:09] Bro. Oh my god.

[01:04:14] I'm never gonna never get no madam join that's good

[01:04:28] Next man out of the day

[01:04:32] Child not fall into that edibles thing ever again

[01:04:36] Here we go t-shirt I

[01:04:39] Give good head to make up for the fact that I'm not that good in the head. Okay. Yeah

[01:04:44] Uh, uh, yo, bro, again, I'm never going to wear that shirt in public, name one environment

[01:04:52] where I could wear that.

[01:04:56] You want me to wear that to a bar?

[01:04:58] Like, bro, what?

[01:05:01] All right, next family out of the day, this is from Kealia, Florida.

[01:05:09] I've never even heard of that place.

[01:05:12] I've been in Florida my whole life. It is a portrait of the Minecraft stream with Ron

[01:05:25] And there's a creeper in between us.

[01:05:32] Oh, and we can hang it up.

[01:05:44] Oh my God.

[01:05:46] Good memories, bro.

[01:05:47] Good memories that day.

[01:05:52] Next day, Monday.

[01:05:55] Thank you for once again being a part of our community.

[01:06:06] What community?

[01:06:07] Hello, Junco.

[01:06:08] I know you love candles.

[01:06:10] This one reminded me of you.

[01:06:11] I wanted to gift it.

[01:06:12] I love watching your streams from hope.

[01:06:15] What?

[01:06:16] Defeat.

[01:06:17] Okay.

[01:06:18] The def…

[01:06:19] Okay.

[01:06:20] Oh, no, it does smell good.

[01:06:25] The defeat candle reminds you of me.

[01:06:29] Me getting defeated.

[01:06:30] Wait, is this Blitzcrank?

[01:06:31] This looks like Blitzcrank, right?

[01:06:33] Is this Blitzcrank?

[01:06:41] So a candle of a defeat reminds...

[01:06:43] Okay, you're not wrong.

[01:06:44] I do have a losing record in me.

[01:06:46] Bro, League is too hard, bro.

[01:06:49] League is too hard, man.

[01:06:52] This is too hard.

[01:06:55] OK.

[01:07:00] Next, we have a couple of more packages.

[01:07:06] You said Marvel was hard, bro.

[01:07:07] But the thing is, if I put in enough hours into Marvel

[01:07:10] as I put in a leak, I'd be further along in Marvel

[01:07:12] Rivals than me.

[01:07:13] For Marvel Rivals, it's a lot of aiming.

[01:07:19] There's no game that can prepare you for league other

[01:07:21] than Dota, and there's no game like a very good Dota

[01:07:24] other than League.

[01:07:26] Like there's, this guy says it's an empty note.

[01:07:28] What?

[01:07:33] It's an empty note.

[01:07:34] Oh, from Oregon, Eugene, Oregon.

[01:07:37] Jinx, me and my husband love you.

[01:07:38] So if you can send us an autograph or something small,

[01:07:40] just know that our baby will be your youngest fan

[01:07:43] from Stephanie and Brandon.

[01:07:45] What?

[01:07:46] W. Stephanie and Brandon, man.

[01:07:49] W. Stephanie and Brandon.

[01:07:51] Y'all are going to have a kid from the Royal Mail.

[01:07:56] Oh, this is from UK.

[01:08:03] Fuck you.

[01:08:19] Like there's nothing more today. This is literally from the Royal Mail.

[01:08:25] There's nothing more in this box.

[01:08:30] You sent this from England. Yo bro, you waited like a week. This is the only thing.

[01:08:41] Dear mommy, I love when you give me snuggles and kiss my boo-boos.

[01:08:45] from Washington DC I don't know what the fuck what is what the no no what the

[01:08:59] fuck you next time out of that bro what the fuck W mom leaked yeah bro it's a

[01:09:11] I'm a leak. I'm a mom. Chad, do these look like milkers to you? No, don't answer that. Never mind.

[01:09:19] Actually, don't answer that.

[01:09:21] Bro, what is this, how do you see this, what is this, pepperoni nips, you look skinny

[01:09:48] Hey, Jensy, thank you.

[01:09:54] Thank you.

[01:09:57] Yep, this is a rug.

[01:09:59] Chad, this is gonna be a bath rug.

[01:10:05] Wait, it's not a rug.

[01:10:06] It's like a poster?

[01:10:08] What type of promo is that?

[01:10:23] Oh my god, Ben!

[01:10:29] Stand by today, to Nicholas Stewart.

[01:10:31] Proper.

[01:10:39] Flukers, gourmet-style crickets.

[01:10:47] Hey, Jin, see, I'm a big fan,

[01:10:48] and I just wanted to say thank you

[01:10:49] for the entertaining streams.

[01:10:51] Me and my cousin, Kate, watch you every night,

[01:10:53] and you make us laugh every time we watch you from Sarah.

[01:10:55] Sarah, appreciate the kind words.

[01:10:57] What do you want me to do with gourmet-style crickets?

[01:11:00] Like, do you want me to eat them?

[01:11:02] I'm not gonna eat a gourmet,

[01:11:04] I don't care what style of cricket it is.

[01:11:08] Also, why did someone from England send this?

[01:11:11] It's like a seven-day package ship.

[01:11:15] What is this, man?

[01:11:19] Eat it, cha-cha, I'm not eating crickets!

[01:11:24] No, man!

[01:11:27] Is that every box? I don't want to miss anything. Right? And that's every box.

[01:11:33] Bro, I'm not chat W fan mail.

[01:11:37] W fan mail if you enjoyed the fan mail.

[01:11:43] Chat, it's my bulge in your face, to be honest.

[01:11:50] W fan mail.

[01:11:51] W. Fanmouth, if you enjoyed the fanmouth.

[01:11:57] Jack, is my bulge in your face, be honest.

[01:12:01] Let's see what the winner is.

[01:12:07] So here's a couple of standouts.

[01:12:10] We had a guy that sent in a mask that was shaped as testicles.

[01:12:13] We had a girl, yes, a girl named Crystal who sent this.

[01:12:18] a choker that says daddy's girl, a choker that says daddy's girl, and then this guy

[01:12:29] sent a letter from England, which literally probably takes a week, sent no text, and it

[01:12:35] was just this.

[01:12:39] Wear it.

[01:12:40] I'm not wearing a choker that says daddy's girl on it.

[01:12:46] Okay?

[01:12:47] Oh man, I'm not wearing that chat.

[01:13:01] Hi guys, what up?

[01:13:04] Hey, James, I don't think my package came in, bro.

[01:13:07] I sent you a package.

[01:13:08] So basically, I'm just gonna tell you

[01:13:09] what I sent in the letter.

[01:13:12] Hey, Jamesy, love the content.

[01:13:16] No, actually, I just crossed someone out.

[01:13:18] Uh, fuck you, pussy bitch, bald fuck, fat fuck.

[01:13:24] Thank you. Uh, love you, bro.

[01:13:34] It's called fan mail, by the way.

[01:13:36] I guess we can transfer the name of the series to hate mail.

[01:13:41] Bro, you guys are laughing, but someone legitimately sent, like,

[01:13:45] Someone sent this. I'm out of lost for words. I'm literally out of lost for words

[01:13:50] to be able to do that.

[01:14:14] Chat almost game time.

[01:14:19] game with Ron and most Polaroids chat, are we going to be able to do it yes or no?

[01:14:23] Are we going to be able to do it yes or no?

[01:14:49] I just put the bag in that seat.

[01:14:58] Chad them back!

[01:15:01] Chad them back!

[01:15:04] Stream of the century incoming.

[01:15:06] Yeah, this should be weak.

[01:15:08] Yo, Chad, I see y'all said Egypt scored.

[01:15:13] For realsies?

[01:15:14] Egypt is beating Belgium bro what Egypt beating Belgium chat

[01:15:27] that.

[01:15:29] Jax, should I warm up on Fortnite?

[01:15:32] Wait, Ron called me by the way.

[01:15:37] Hi guys, what's up?

[01:15:38] Oh, Jax, can you make sure that you can call Loves

[01:15:42] and then can you make sure that he has my games downloaded

[01:15:45] because you know Loves is Loves, bro.

[01:15:48] He's got like a little pebble brain.

[01:15:50] So maybe he forgot.

[01:15:52] I believe they were texting in the group chat.

[01:15:54] Okay, great. Let's see. Ron said, you know, low-stown loaded them.

[01:16:08] Perfect, perfect. Awesome. Chad, said I warm up in Fortnite. I think that's the game I'm

[01:16:14] most nervous for. Chad, said I warm up. Chad, said I warm up. I have not played Fortnite

[01:16:20] in stream in like what a year probably a year bro i'm not even trolling

[01:16:29] i don't think i played fortnite in stream in a year bro i'm being dead ass serious

[01:16:34] it's probably been a year bro i'm not fucking trolling

[01:16:40] chat let's play fortnite let's play fortnite let's play fortnite

[01:16:45] chat warm up in fortnite

[01:16:47] I'm not worried about Rocket League. I'll be able to carry in Rocket League chat. Do not stream tonight. Do not stream tonight, motherfuckers. Do not stream tonight.

[01:17:03] Do not stream tonight

[01:17:07] Loose is there's only 55,000 people in OG

[01:17:13] Bro, I remember when this was like a million oh

[01:17:20] But there's 650,000 in the regular battle royale bro the 600 thousand regular battle royale

[01:17:26] Chats, did I play Fortnite?

[01:17:33] Brack, can't move my controller, what the fuck?

[01:17:40] Scroll down.

[01:17:46] Is that Lulu?

[01:17:49] Brack, can't move my controller.

[01:17:55] Oh gee for that wait wait I'm gonna try to turn up my Xbox and see if that makes it work

[01:18:03] right can't move my controller

[01:18:06] check I can't move my controller y'all I can't move it

[01:18:19] Bro, Fortnite has, Fortnite still has like 800, 900,000 people. Maybe a million honestly.

[01:18:27] Unplug it, plug it back in. Can you think that would work? Bro, it's not working.

[01:18:43] game reset your game jump to reset my game would that work bro

[01:19:08] It's probably connected to the Xbox. Yeah, but it's not because I turned it off bro. I

[01:19:19] turned it off. I'm not even trolling.

[01:19:27] Try Delta 4 someday. What is Delta 4? I haven't heard of that game.

[01:19:32] Yeah, Fortnite still has one million players

[01:19:36] Bro, I can't use my fucking controller have eyes. Why the fuck can I not use my controller? What the fuck?

[01:19:48] Highlights, why can't I use my controller, bro? It's plugged in Chad. It's plugged in I

[01:19:55] Can't use my controller, bro

[01:20:02] Yo, why isn't my controller not doing anything?

[01:20:09] Let me see.

[01:20:11] Yo, I think something's happening.

[01:20:18] The fuck?

[01:20:20] Ken, it's on, it's on.

[01:20:26] Try to see inputs.

[01:20:34] Nope.

[01:20:35] Chad, I remember my most hated thing about Fortnite

[01:20:37] was their settings, bro.

[01:20:39] They have like a thousand fucking bullshit settings.

[01:20:44] Now, do you wanna twist your penis to the left or the right

[01:20:47] because we have an input sensitivity

[01:20:48] on your penis twisting?

[01:20:50] It's like, bro, what's my sense, bro?

[01:20:53] Give me sense and key binds, that's all I need.

[01:20:56] I don't need vehicles, the pirate cannon vehicles,

[01:21:00] shopping cart, loot shark.

[01:21:02] It's like, bro, Fortnite, what the fuck are y'all saying?

[01:21:04] No, I don't need a thousand controls, bro.

[01:21:08] Well, actually, if you jerk from ball to tip,

[01:21:11] you can actually get a greater semen explosion in your pants.

[01:21:15] And then your penis sensitivity is different

[01:21:18] than your anus sensitivity.

[01:21:19] And your anus sensitivity is different

[01:21:21] than your butthole sensitivity.

[01:21:22] And then what's your X-axis to your Y-axis

[01:21:25] of your targeting sensitivity to your Zoom scaling,

[01:21:27] to your controller input.

[01:21:28] It's like, bro, do I gotta get a job at fucking NASA

[01:21:33] to learn the settings in this game?

[01:21:35] My God, do I gotta get a job at fucking NASA?

[01:21:39] Every other game I put in my controller, it works.

[01:21:42] Fortnite, of course, I gotta go to the settings.

[01:21:45] Like what?

[01:21:47] Very interesting.

[01:21:50] Okay.

[01:21:55] It's my cable. No, no, no. My cable works for siege. My cable works for rocketing, bro. It's not my fucking cable

[01:22:02] If it isn't my cable then Fortnite sucks donkey doodle shit dick. If it is my cable, then I'm gonna crash out

[01:22:09] Because for night works in every other game or my controller works in every other game

[01:22:15] Try putting it in rice jinksie

[01:22:17] Cazer, I don't know if you were dropped on your head as a child

[01:22:21] Putting my controller in rice is only gonna help with water damage.

[01:22:24] NOT THIS DUMBAS!

[01:22:29] Okay.

[01:22:32] We gotta try something then.

[01:22:33] Unplug your keyboard.

[01:22:35] Yeah, but if I do that, I can't even like, do anything.

[01:22:39] Hold on, let's try something.

[01:22:43] Check up in this, uh, the cable.

[01:22:46] Hi guys, what if I unplug my keyboard then plug it back in?

[01:22:49] right? Your Xbox is off, right? Yeah, it doesn't matter

[01:22:54] anyways. But yeah, it's on now. But I turned it off earlier and

[01:22:57] it was doing the same shit. It doesn't matter because if that's

[01:23:01] on, it will take priority over the controller. It doesn't matter.

[01:23:04] I'm just saying I turned it off two minutes ago and it was the

[01:23:07] same thing. I couldn't move my shit. Like I tried it with my

[01:23:14] Xbox on and off. And I've also played seeds with my Xbox on

[01:23:18] On PC

[01:23:24] Dude, I think a method could be

[01:23:29] Wait

[01:23:33] Yeah, not my controllers off hold up. All right now my controllers on

[01:23:39] Yeah, guys when I turn my Xbox off it turns my controller off it's never done that

[01:23:48] Oh wait, high-fives. I figured it out. I know the problem.

[01:24:01] High-fives, I know the problem.

[01:24:07] High-fives, I know the problem.

[01:24:13] It wasn't in all the way.

[01:24:18] This is going to be a long day of Fortnite chat. This is going to be a long day of gaming. No, but chat. Wait, what?

[01:24:29] No, but chat. My complaint isn't even wrong. Oh, I go live on YouTube now. Chat, my complaint isn't even wrong, guys.

[01:24:38] It's, it's, it's, Fortnite has too many settings, bro. Period.

[01:24:42] Well, that's true, not retreat.

[01:24:45] For now, it's too many settings, bro.

[01:24:46] It's like, bro, I went live on YouTube.

[01:24:50] YouTube, welcome to the YouTube stream today.

[01:24:52] We are going to be trying to win every game with Los

[01:24:56] Polaros and Ron Dale Dingle.

[01:25:00] The four games in the categories is Fortnite, Apex,

[01:25:04] Legends, Rocket League, and Fall, guys.

[01:25:06] Let's get it.

[01:25:07] Let's go.

[01:25:07] thinking about gifted negative about gift. Hi, Brian. Uh, uh, should I warm up? Yeah.

[01:25:17] So can you try it with G? You guys are you said you wanted to try it? Um, you

[01:25:23] always think about who G is. I think it's squads. So it's four and you guys are

[01:25:27] only a trio. I don't think it's a trio game. Bro chat. Should we do OG or new?

[01:25:33] Oh, gee or no

[01:25:38] Let's do one game of new just to warm up. Oh, gee or new right of the pole

[01:25:50] All right, I have not played for night in one year in one year. I've also never streamed for night in PC

[01:25:58] Why am I lagging?

[01:26:03] Yo, I have like the worst input delay of all time.

[01:26:13] Chat, what is my FPS? Like 10?

[01:26:28] yeah why does it feel like shit turn off v-sync it was already off bro my v-sync was already

[01:26:50] Why is my screen tearing and it's chopping because it's full screen what?

[01:27:04] What?

[01:27:15] Yeah, is that better?

[01:27:18] Is that better?

[01:27:21] Is that better?

[01:27:25] Yo, I'm on a 30 frames per second.

[01:27:27] What the fuck?

[01:27:31] I'm on 30 frames!

[01:27:34] Why am I on 30 frames?

[01:27:54] Why is my sense so low?

[01:27:56] Why am I on 30 frames?

[01:28:00] Why can't I build ramps?

[01:28:02] Is that letting me build ramps?

[01:28:06] I can't build ramps!

[01:28:10] Bro, I can't build ramps!

[01:28:12] What the fuck?

[01:28:21] I got fucking pickaxe!

[01:28:25] Yo, hi, Bides. What's up, man?

[01:28:27] So when you're in game click the mouse to tab in

[01:28:36] Yo bro

[01:28:47] So how do I tab in I just don't click your mouse you just you can either

[01:28:57] in so go into play now but it looks exactly the same I still have the same

[01:29:05] menu up here yo and why is my build on fucking it won't let me build a ramp like

[01:29:14] turn off simple build only build a goddamn ramp yeah it feels better now

[01:29:23] I already know it feels better now chat. How do I fix this bullshit?

[01:29:31] Simple build my guy robot in isn't that a food a guy?

[01:29:45] This game is such a shit thing bro

[01:29:51] Simple build off

[01:29:53] Good

[01:29:56] Thank God it's working. All right now my frames are good. See now you're gonna actually see my skill chat now you're gonna actually my skill

[01:30:05] Wait, I'm on turtle sensitivity still

[01:30:11] I'm on turtle sense

[01:30:14] Where's sensitivity at I don't know nobody knows because this game's confusing

[01:30:23] Alright, NOW YOU'RE GONNA SEE HOW GOOD I REALLY AM!

[01:30:32] Buddy?

[01:30:33] NOW YOU'RE GONNA SEE HOW GOOD I AM, CHAT!

[01:30:37] Come on, dude!

[01:30:39] Chat, change what about my dead zone?

[01:30:45] Change what?

[01:30:46] Bro hasn't played in the year and forgot everything, but nobody changed everything.

[01:30:55] How are you bad at a children's game?

[01:30:56] Because it's HARD!

[01:30:57] 6-7!

[01:30:58] 6-7. Yeah, now I feel cracked. See bro, this side played the game, yeah.

[01:31:23] Okay, now chat, what's the other thing?

[01:31:42] Put my dead zone to what?

[01:31:46] Put them to what, chat?

[01:31:48] 100%?

[01:31:54] 5. Oh.

[01:31:58] Hey, I-Vice, what's the new problem?

[01:32:01] Thanks, God knows. Audio's delayed.

[01:32:07] Uh, do I have to hard reshot my PC again?

[01:32:13] Yeah.

[01:32:14] Guzzle juice pause

[01:32:26] Right this game is easy I forgot how easy this game is channel we're gonna win we're gonna win

[01:32:34] Check this game is easy guys this game is easy

[01:32:44] 10 I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. No, I want left stick at it. Not that.

[01:33:09] Bro, I want left stick at it, not that.

[01:33:16] Was he not lagging?

[01:33:21] Bro, I want left stick at it, not- I died to a bot!

[01:33:26] Chah, how do I get my edit on left stick?

[01:33:29] I don't want that edit.

[01:33:31] What?

[01:33:32] He was aiming away from me and he killed me.

[01:33:35] Okay.

[01:33:36] Chah, how do I do left stick at it?

[01:33:38] how simple edit off turn simple edit off now do I have to go to my binds or

[01:33:53] something God this game this game is so like bro who needs this much

[01:34:00] Oh my god, who's even gonna use this besides fucking Peter pot?

[01:34:08] Who have their right mind needs this much settings?

[01:34:15] Yeah, holy fuck

[01:34:23] Yeah, I just want to bind my my fucking edits really quick

[01:34:27] Okay, how did I buy my edits before I literally freak out?

[01:34:35] What is it in?

[01:34:36] What is it in?

[01:34:37] How do you bind your edits, man?

[01:34:46] By putting it in rice.

[01:34:48] That's for water damage.

[01:34:50] The next one, controller mapping.

[01:34:53] Oh, thank God.

[01:34:55] Where the fuck is edit man? There it is select

[01:35:09] Chesh I make this left stick

[01:35:16] Bro, it's not letting me do it it's not letting me like tweak it

[01:35:21] Chai it's not letting me tweak it

[01:35:25] to modify binding set controller binding presets to custom.

[01:35:29] Where do you do that at?

[01:35:31] Oh, I'm going to fucking puke.

[01:35:34] Why does this game have so many settings?

[01:35:38] Said it's a custom in where chat in where?

[01:35:42] Where? You actually,

[01:35:49] I don't even know if like a regular person can figure this out.

[01:35:52] I'm not even kidding.

[01:36:02] Why is it forcing me to the other menu page?

[01:36:06] Thank fucking fuck.

[01:36:09] Okay, now edit, edit.

[01:36:10] I want left stick edit, bro, not right trigger.

[01:36:16] So chat, it's, what do I do to select B

[01:36:19] and then left stick to confirm?

[01:36:20] Chat, which one is it?

[01:36:23] What's the right pattern?

[01:36:24] What's the right pattern?

[01:36:25] What's the correct pattern for it?

[01:36:35] Switch mode slash edit.

[01:36:38] You're not even doing the right thing and you're not even explaining what the right

[01:36:45] thing is.

[01:36:48] Select is right trigger you idiot.

[01:36:50] So keep select that right trigger.

[01:36:52] Should confirm be left stick?

[01:36:57] Edit on release?

[01:37:06] So make confirm my left stick?

[01:37:18] off simple edit yeah bro I don't like the settings in this game used to be

[01:37:26] simple what happened the settings in this game used to be simple what is like

[01:37:30] what am I working at NASA right now what even is this the settings in this

[01:37:35] game used to be simple what the fuck you're just retarded no one's explaining

[01:37:43] anything you guys are just typing emojis no one's explaining anything

[01:37:47] Switch mode edit, chat, switch mode edit, should this be left stick?

[01:37:55] Switch mode edit, yes.

[01:37:59] So this is left stick.

[01:38:01] Okay.

[01:38:06] Now sprint auto run, right trigger.

[01:38:09] Or no, what should this be?

[01:38:11] Not be, I guess be, yeah, why not?

[01:38:14] Is that good?

[01:38:16] Make this left d-pad, okay?

[01:38:21] All right, now what?

[01:38:34] Is that all? Is that everything? Is that everything?

[01:38:36] Chad, is that everything?

[01:38:39] Is that everything?

[01:38:42] Edit building, edit on release.

[01:38:45] Where's that like yo, where's added on release app man?

[01:38:51] I don't work at NASA.

[01:38:52] I don't edit building this, left stick?

[01:38:59] The fourth tab.

[01:39:00] All right.

[01:39:07] Fourth category, fourth page.

[01:39:08] Okay.

[01:39:10] Of course it's completely away from everything.

[01:39:12] They have like eight editing tabs.

[01:39:14] simple edit off. Disable pre-edit option, auto confirm.

[01:39:25] Auto confirm edits. Do you guys want that on? Auto confirm all.

[01:39:32] Auto confirm both. Got it. All right, what else?

[01:39:38] Because all I want to do is just grab a wall with my left stick and edit. That's how I edited

[01:39:42] for like 10 years and then they changed all the settings. Like it's actually AIDS.

[01:39:51] Reset building. Disable pre-edit. Disable pre-edit, turn that on. Disable pre-edit, turn that on.

[01:40:02] Okay, what else? Like do you see it? Like this is bad. You shouldn't have to do this, bro.

[01:40:07] You shouldn't have to do 40 things to play. Casey, think about it.

[01:40:12] Anything else?

[01:40:21] Switch edit, confirm from B to LT.

[01:40:23] What?

[01:40:27] Is there anything else guys?

[01:40:28] Anything else?

[01:40:29] I don't care about turbo building.

[01:40:31] As long as I can put ramps down and walls, I'm good.

[01:40:33] The only thing I, I may need to care about editing.

[01:40:37] You guys keep saying edit on release,

[01:40:39] but no one's actually saying where that is.

[01:40:41] And again, I don't work at NASA, so I don't know where that is because these settings are the most confusing settings of any video game ever created.

[01:40:49] The settings used to be simple and then they just randomly lost their mind and got schizophrenia. What am I looking at?

[01:40:57] You already have it on. Okay, so the chat at CTE got it. Anything else guys? Anything else?

[01:41:05] Anything else bro? Try.

[01:41:17] All right, let's try.

[01:41:29] Edit hold time, of course, there's another setting.

[01:41:32] Where's edit hold time at?

[01:41:42] Chad, where's edit hold time at?

[01:41:47] Where's edit hold time at?

[01:41:51] Where?

[01:41:54] What tab? What tab?

[01:41:56] In the controller tab. There's multiple controller tabs. I'm not even kidding.

[01:42:02] There's a game controller and then a controller controller.

[01:42:06] Edit hold time, what I put this to, 0?

[01:42:10] 0.000? See, but this is the shit I'm talking about.

[01:42:16] Fortnite, why the fuck would you pre-make somebody to do this?

[01:42:20] Why would you already have delay built into the edit hold time?

[01:42:23] Alright, let's see how this feels.

[01:42:30] Los is calling once that happens.

[01:42:35] Yo, Los, what's up, man?

[01:42:40] Hey, man, um, you know, you just, hey, man, you told me 4 o'clock, bro.

[01:42:45] I've been sitting here for 3 hours, man.

[01:42:48] You know, are we, uh, streaming or...

[01:42:51] Are you live? Because, bro, I'm working on my settings,

[01:42:54] but I'm good to join the call. Are you ready?

[01:42:57] So chat my B isn't okay now my building is left so I'm gonna kill I'm gonna kill

[01:43:09] myself I'm gonna kill myself trying to work out these settings so my B isn't

[01:43:14] to start my building anymore I'm actually gonna fucking kill myself oh my god

[01:43:27] settings you'll be fine most are we joining called or what

[01:43:33] yeah yeah yeah let's go with your score let's make a call all right I'm joining

[01:43:38] joining yeah I wanted to click B to start my book whatever

[01:43:46] so what's the default settings for that builder for sure whatever I give up

[01:43:53] Fortnite, you guys have, Fortnite, I'm gonna be honest,

[01:43:57] you guys have the worst settings.

[01:43:58] I, you guys have 500,000 different settings.

[01:44:02] You guys have a setting for jerking off.

[01:44:04] I'm like, you guys, it's just, it's so, it's so fucking bad.

[01:44:12] I give up.

[01:44:15] Holy fucking shit.

[01:44:16] What game on this planet,

[01:44:19] what game on this planet needs 1000 settings?

[01:44:23] But please God, tell me.

[01:44:30] All right, let me call them.

[01:44:35] Most poros and Ron.

[01:44:42] I'm called him.

[01:44:44] Wait, hold up.

[01:44:48] Double lift in this group?

[01:44:50] What? Hold up.

[01:44:53] I'm making a new group hold it up

[01:44:59] Here we go, baby

[01:45:09] Yo run, what's good brother bro, are you ready?

[01:45:15] Am I ready?

[01:45:17] Yo run

[01:45:19] For that as the worst settings of any game ever. I'm not even trolling when I say this yo

[01:45:25] Yo, what's up? Oh, yeah, bro real quick. Do you know how to shut off auto mod?

[01:45:32] What are you streaming on twitch loss?

[01:45:35] Yeah, wait watch it

[01:45:38] Yes

[01:45:41] Dude, but I don't but but it's sniping everyone in the chat is with auto mod. How do I well? How do you read of it?

[01:45:46] You're streaming on twitch wait

[01:45:51] We might street for 24 hours

[01:45:56] No, Lois you look like you put on a few turn the voice changer off. Where's the head?

[01:46:04] Don't step foot in your Pima, Washington, or you'll get sexually violated

[01:46:08] What is this?

[01:46:09] The law.

[01:46:10] No, I said it.

[01:46:11] The Indian.

[01:46:12] Dude, dude, dude, why am I getting called a larder instead of a larder?

[01:46:18] Because a larder is like a lard whale.

[01:46:22] Wait, so that is the problem.

[01:46:23] What's the problem?

[01:46:24] The larder.

[01:46:25] What's the problem?

[01:46:26] The larder.

[01:46:27] What's the problem?

[01:46:28] You're streaming the auto mod?

[01:46:29] Is banning everyone?

[01:46:30] Yeah, it's banning.

[01:46:31] It's literally, bro, it's banning everyone, bro.

[01:46:32] Yeah, everyone's getting banned.

[01:46:33] I don't see it.

[01:46:34] I don't think anyone's getting banned.

[01:46:35] You have to see, are you a mod?

[01:46:36] Like, I'll mod you.

[01:46:37] You can see it.

[01:46:38] Hi, Brian, how do you turn off automata? Hi, Brian. How do you turn it off?

[01:46:43] So you got a fix both are you gonna all your streams on twitch now, or are you gonna do kick to oh?

[01:46:50] I don't know man. We'll see we'll you know, but listen listen listen now

[01:46:54] Listen, I can be alive on here here. I'm pouring up. What doesn't matter, bro

[01:46:57] All I care about is we win today, bro. All right. Why yeah, but look the thing is I'll go into your like

[01:47:05] I'll go into your stream on kick and I won't even have an account because I'm not gonna make a fucking account

[01:47:10] So I can't type and I just want to harass you in your stream, but I can't even do it actually

[01:47:18] Is loads so you can't just make an account man. You're such a bastard dude. I'm not

[01:47:25] Fucking bastard. There's a lot of rules on here man. Like I don't know yeah, but it's not really like you break any of its

[01:47:32] It's not like you run around like punching people in the face like half of the kick streamers, bro

[01:47:38] Guys as soon as we're done with these I'm going live IRL and we're gonna go fight people in the streets. Yes, bro

[01:47:44] Wait, so guys

[01:47:45] You guys know the like rules for today or does everybody know what's happening? Yeah, you should like you should tell you should tell the one

[01:47:53] Like what are we doing? Like so?

[01:47:55] So, basically we cannot end the stream until we get a win in four different individual games, Fall Guys, Fortnite, Apex Legends and Rocket League.

[01:48:06] I believe we should maybe start with Rocket League because that's probably the easiest to get a win under our belt. Most of you have Rocket League downloaded.

[01:48:13] Yeah, I got everything.

[01:48:16] Okay.

[01:48:18] Wait, let's put positive messages in here. Hey, Los, you're looking good today.

[01:48:22] today. Yeah, that's a question. Um are you going to be playing with a fucking headset

[01:48:27] today by the way? I just want to ask that right now because I'm not going to play for

[01:48:30] 10 hours or ever long this is going to take if you're not going to use a fucking headset.

[01:48:34] Okay. Well, listen, like let's let's let's just logically look at this right. There's

[01:48:38] none of these games require a headset. Right. What the fuck? How are you hearing us right

[01:48:43] now? What are you? How are you hearing us? How do you hear us? They're called speakers.

[01:48:48] Okay, they they they work perfectly fun and to be honest, I could raise them too. I could raise the volume on you guys too if I need to so

[01:48:58] So you're gonna play with speakers the whole time. We're playing you're not gonna just put on headset because of a fucking thing

[01:49:08] I'm not gonna have what happens to you guys happen to me. I like my head shape

[01:49:13] Okay, the top of my head

[01:49:14] There's no dent in it if I get a dent do I can't afford that bro, okay?

[01:49:19] No, it's you realize headdents go away after like literally a couple of hours like if you just show

[01:49:32] Right now, yeah, bro loads you just

[01:49:36] shower and they go away bro like it's not like some actual you don't believe you don't think that's real right

[01:49:57] It's like I'm talking to like like guys with like special like dude, okay fine fine fine, bro fine

[01:50:02] You know I'll put heads in I'll put heads on wow

[01:50:06] Thank God, bro

[01:50:07] Thank you

[01:50:08] In fortnight you actually don't kind of need a headset, bro

[01:50:11] What are you gonna do the visual flip step setting like that settings ass, bro

[01:50:15] You actually need a headset in fortnight, bro. It probably apex to bro. It looks I saw the hoodie pole, bro

[01:50:21] I saw it

[01:50:23] He's so cute. He's actually so adorable like he's dead. I so cute like I just was I don't us just want to play with you

[01:50:30] Did I know troll I think most left bro? I think most left is that up, bro?

[01:50:34] No, is it true that you sat on your hamster your pet hamster and you killed it?

[01:50:40] Getting confirmation in my chat that you get you sat on your pet hamster back in the day and killed it

[01:50:46] Most please pleasure me

[01:50:51] Do you lift do you lift your stomach up when you wash your dick in your yearly shower?

[01:51:00] Los is it actually true you push your grandma down the stairs for lasagna?

[01:51:07] Like I'm just asking the people's question. Yeah, those that your chat is literally like flying with questions, bro

[01:51:12] You haven't streamed on twitching like eight years, bro. Your chat is just flying with questions, dude

[01:51:18] Let me see. Wait, why did I how do I achieve?

[01:51:24] I mean, I'll take it. No, no, it's good. I'll take a couple questions. Let me see. Let me see

[01:51:28] Um, you would laugh at some shit like that bro. That's fucking that's not even funny, bro

[01:51:37] maple syrup

[01:51:43] How much do you write first time chatter?

[01:51:46] I'm not

[01:51:48] I'm not hoodie gang, bro. All right

[01:51:51] Yeah, wait, I'm sorry big brother. Are you circumcised? I'm circumcised

[01:51:54] I don't have a hoodie. Is that circumcised or not? Yeah, that means you're certain size. Let me do circumcise

[01:52:00] I'm surprised though with Ron like you know like his culture like I'm surprised

[01:52:12] You've been saying you're gonna lose weight for last fucking eight years and you're working on a fucking headset then when you're fucking oh my god

[01:52:19] I'm over here.

[01:52:21] Why like, like, you see what I mean, man?

[01:52:23] You can't see me in person and hug me.

[01:52:25] Yeah, I can't see you in person.

[01:52:27] I can't see you in person because you're with a

[01:52:29] fucking security guard, bro.

[01:52:31] Why are you with a security guard in person, bro?

[01:52:33] No, do you have a security guard, bro?

[01:52:35] Yes, his name is Bruno.

[01:52:37] His name is Bruno.

[01:52:39] Okay, one.

[01:52:41] Wait, wait, wait. No, you guys might be able to relate to this.

[01:52:43] Let me actually pose this to you guys, okay?

[01:52:45] You ever out somewhere

[01:52:47] Like this happened to me the other day. I'm in like a bar area type thing, but people are all around you like

[01:52:55] Be like coming up to you saying shit like you know what I mean like and you just want to chill with your friends or whatever right?

[01:53:02] You know what I'm talking about or no, uh

[01:53:04] Yes

[01:53:08] Well to me right I don't want to be an asshole to anybody especially people like yo bro

[01:53:12] I love you like you know shit like that

[01:53:14] I'm not gonna be an asshole to you bro, but when I got a security guy with me, I don't need to be an asshole

[01:53:19] He could just be an asshole. You know what I mean? So it's like dude

[01:53:22] I understand like I'll take a picture of anybody who comes up to anything

[01:53:25] But dude, you're not just gonna sit there all night yelling things at me like I had these kids

[01:53:32] Yelling shit like yo, can you call Jess or the laser for me? Like you're referencing like things from do I mean like

[01:53:39] Back in the day type shit. So I don't know bro. It's it's

[01:53:44] Wait, what the fuck? Check your emails.

[01:53:48] Kick support. Just a check my email.

[01:53:50] Wait, what?

[01:53:52] Wait, wait, wait.

[01:53:53] Are you dual streaming on kick and twitch or just twitch?

[01:53:59] He's using his brain power on me.

[01:54:01] Los, did you get banned from kick?

[01:54:06] No way. You're in trouble.

[01:54:07] They're going to take it away.

[01:54:10] Ronnie.

[01:54:11] OK, I just got banned.

[01:54:13] so wait you got banned on kick yeah wait are you being god you swear to god well

[01:54:19] I don't know for how long but what wait what'd you get banned for wait most what

[01:54:27] you get banned for no I don't know I'm good never mind I'm good

[01:54:32] All right. Thank God. All right. Um, no, but for a listen, listen, I'm gonna just say this to

[01:54:40] guys. Um, you guys are video gamers, right? Like you grew up, I grew up going outside,

[01:54:48] like hanging out with people, you know, like girls, like, so you guys, you do, right? You two are the

[01:54:54] ones that need to like carry this shit, take this shit home, like make this shit happen, you know?

[01:55:00] know, but she said that we don't go outside, but you're in the worst shape.

[01:55:05] Out of three, bro.

[01:55:06] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[01:55:09] Whoa, yes, I'm not reading this.

[01:55:10] I'm not reading this.

[01:55:11] God, like, first of all, nobody's in worst shape than stable Ronaldo, but

[01:55:15] let's, I'm not even going to go there.

[01:55:16] I'm not talking about that.

[01:55:16] Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

[01:55:18] I'm going to say this, falling outside of something with he in shape.

[01:55:21] You know what I mean?

[01:55:21] I just felt like socializing.

[01:55:23] Um, but.

[01:55:25] Listen, how, so, so do you, you explain all the thing?

[01:55:28] Like, yeah.

[01:55:29] Is there anything else I need to know or the chat?

[01:55:31] As long as you have the games downloaded, man,

[01:55:33] we cannot get off until we get one win in those four games.

[01:55:37] The game that's probably gonna take the longest

[01:55:38] is either Fortnite or Apex Legends, bro,

[01:55:40] because I have a feeling

[01:55:41] there's gonna be some stream-slapping fucks in here.

[01:55:44] Also, also, we're not ending the Fortnite game

[01:55:47] until Lowe's kills the last dude.

[01:55:49] That's the rule.

[01:55:50] Wait, that's, hold on.

[01:55:51] Now you're adding extra stuff

[01:55:53] to make this even longer, bro.

[01:55:55] Like, like I'm down for like,

[01:55:57] Oh, I have to get at least gonna kill, you know, but like, yeah,

[01:56:00] I gotta get the last kill and we're both gonna die on purpose.

[01:56:02] We're gonna spectate you.

[01:56:03] You got to get the kill as

[01:56:06] long as you don't leave me one on four or whatever.

[01:56:08] I'm cool.

[01:56:09] I'm one on one.

[01:56:09] I'll beat anybody.

[01:56:13] Robo's question.

[01:56:14] You're in a running for being like the worst Fortnite gamer of all time.

[01:56:17] You know, there's like full blown documentaries about you, bro.

[01:56:20] Like people make like five, 10 minute like, like explanation.

[01:56:23] I have seen that about how you're the worst Fortnite player of all time.

[01:56:26] I literally ran into one this morning.

[01:56:28] Evil Fortnite is what they say.

[01:56:30] Yeah, so what is Evil Fortnite, bro?

[01:56:32] Like, what even is that?

[01:56:34] I don't think it's a thing that,

[01:56:36] I think some people were like downloaded

[01:56:39] the wrong version of the game.

[01:56:41] Like, you know, like in like old 90s movies,

[01:56:43] like a kid's in like a movie store

[01:56:47] and he goes in the back and there's like a game

[01:56:49] with like cobwebs on it and he like opens it.

[01:56:52] You know what I mean?

[01:56:53] Something weird shit like that happened.

[01:56:56] Um

[01:57:00] Most what you think you're gonna struggle today

[01:57:04] No, honestly, like I I've been I've been practicing so so those have you ever played rocket league before I saw you play fall guys

[01:57:11] That was also a baseball

[01:57:13] All right, I'm gonna say this yeah rocket league is not I don't understand that game. I don't get how people play the game

[01:57:18] I don't want to insult anyone but yo bro

[01:57:20] How the fuck you control the ball like you're just I'm driving around people are flying doing 360 flips above me

[01:57:27] It looks like the movie cars, too, and I'm just sitting there like dude. How do you even get off the ground bro?

[01:57:33] Bro, I mean yeah, it's pretty hard, but bro that should be the easiest one like run

[01:57:38] I don't know if you agree, but we should probably do the hardest games last like fortnight and apex look yeah

[01:57:44] Yeah

[01:57:46] I'm down. But listen, I have a feeling Los is gonna carry like I feel like he's trolling us like I don't know

[01:57:52] But I believe in you Los that has believing you

[01:57:54] Listen, I appreciate that bro

[01:58:00] Let's see man, let's pull up this year. What is it New York's nightmare? What do you like?

[01:58:07] That's a ridiculous picture bro, that's a ridiculous picture. What is it? It's out of context

[01:58:16] Wait, when was this, bro? When was this?

[01:58:20] Yeah, I don't do, do you guys know WWE?

[01:58:27] Both of you?

[01:58:28] A little bit, a little bit.

[01:58:29] Okay, well, yeah, okay, I don't.

[01:58:32] So I'm saying like I was, I was doing like a stream and this girl was next to me and everyone in the chat was like, dude, like, you know who that is.

[01:58:39] And I don't know who that is, bro.

[01:58:41] I'm just gonna be honest.

[01:58:43] You're so cute, love this.

[01:58:45] All right, most have you seen the

[01:58:49] Wait most I forgot to ask you. I'm proud to follow up on this. Did you end up reaching out to the?

[01:58:53] Hey Los, it's me guy. I asked you about him a month ago. You know, he was

[01:58:58] I didn't wait so I didn't reach out to him. You know who I it is now, right?

[01:59:03] I know he is and I'm not gonna lie man. Whoever you are, bro. You're a scary. You're a scary dude, man

[01:59:12] Like have you seen the one where he's like a rat?

[01:59:15] bro it's you it's fucking you what okay guys uh do you guys want to start do you guys want to start

[01:59:24] yeah what game are we starting all right i think we start rock and league it's probably the easiest

[01:59:27] game it should be pretty fun just ease into it secure one under the belt should get a win easy

[01:59:32] bro no longer than 10 15 minutes here it's the later games i'm a little more scared about man

[01:59:37] honestly every game after this even four guys who take two hours

[01:59:41] I think how hard is four guys? I've never played it. It's easy. It's not easy when you get streamed by degenerates every game

[01:59:54] Like that's when it's good. We why don't we just ask the chat not to stream? Oh, yeah, that'll definitely work. Oh Jack

[02:00:01] Don't see us

[02:00:03] Appreciate it. Wait, so what it what did you guys do? You guys did a stream, right? I want to hear about that like what was that?

[02:00:09] So which one he's talking about the Minecraft one. No, so why were you ripping into us Brown? We were sleeping together

[02:00:17] Well, first of all, you didn't have to do all that so you chose to do that

[02:00:21] Those how many tater tots could you eat in one minute?

[02:00:29] Ron how many rolling hot dogs can you make in a minute? How many?

[02:00:39] the roller ships matter of a slurpee you push your grandma down a flight of

[02:00:53] stairs because she took your lasagna bro killed your hamster by sitting on it

[02:00:58] shut up get on the game like I said bro make it snap now I want 10 on pump for

[02:01:05] No, is the grandma lasagna story true like did that actually happen? Yes

[02:01:11] It's true. No, you guys are actually gonna be mad at me. I know buddy. Oh

[02:01:16] My god, you don't have rocket egg down though. Let me guess. No, no, I'm saying a lot racing instead

[02:01:23] What the f**k is this?

[02:01:28] Hold on, bro, this is like a failed project they made like two years ago.

[02:01:33] Is it actually? Oh no, it's going to delete it, it's going to delete it.

[02:01:35] You just put in rocket racing?

[02:01:37] No, we're not going to rocket it, right? I could delete Call of Duty.

[02:01:41] No, we're not playing Kod, bro. F**k Kod.

[02:01:42] I'm deleting the f**k out of Call of Duty.

[02:01:44] Bro, Kod is only played if you're literally over the age of 35, bro.

[02:01:48] I'm not even getting it.

[02:01:50] In 2026, bro?

[02:01:52] Yeah, called it is pretty bad, bro. Oh my god, this way if you're over the age of 35, bro. I'm being dead ass. Oh

[02:01:59] Yeah

[02:02:00] For sure. Yeah, wait, you have your own skin and rocket week. Oh, yes, bro. I got I got like three days ago

[02:02:07] Wait, what the fuck?

[02:02:10] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I sat in that chair. Yes, you did. I don't know why you did that, bro

[02:02:15] Yo, those bro, wait, how'd you get some bro? Oh, it's a son bro. I like it

[02:02:21] It's fire.

[02:02:22] Wait, it's hosting the lobby?

[02:02:23] I don't see him.

[02:02:23] I don't see him in the lobby.

[02:02:24] Oh, no, no, it's downloading.

[02:02:26] It's almost done.

[02:02:28] No, bro, I just want to hug you, bro, like that ass.

[02:02:31] Yeah, that's awesome, bro.

[02:02:33] You don't get enough love in your messages, bro.

[02:02:35] Like, I love to hug you, too, man.

[02:02:37] I'm not even going to lie.

[02:02:39] But I'm curious how you guys think.

[02:02:41] Like, how do you feel, Jinxie, about your comments towards you?

[02:02:47] Bro, a lot of his trolling sometimes,

[02:02:50] you get rage baited when you're not in the mood to get rage baited. Do you know what I mean?

[02:02:53] Like, you ever just pissed off and then you just get rage baited and it pisses you off even more?

[02:02:58] But bro, you know, you gotta get a lot of positivity.

[02:03:00] But I don't get battled stream anymore, bro.

[02:03:02] You gotta realize that these people just want to feed you.

[02:03:05] You know what I'm saying? Who doesn't want to be us?

[02:03:08] Yeah, I don't know about your um...

[02:03:09] So good looking.

[02:03:10] I don't know about your build though, Ron.

[02:03:12] For most of the build.

[02:03:13] My build? My build?

[02:03:16] I don't know.

[02:03:18] I don't know.

[02:03:20] Wait, did you say build?

[02:03:23] Yeah, like you're build, Losie. Talk about the way you look when you go into the mirror and you take your shirt off.

[02:03:27] Yo, um, man, I've been called sexy like many times.

[02:03:32] My fucking heel! When did that happen?

[02:03:37] Um, women!

[02:03:40] Women! Okay?

[02:03:42] What women is taking time out of their day to catcall Los Polos?

[02:03:48] It's not a cat call it's it's they don't even need to do that

[02:03:52] So those you've been called sexy by multiple women in your life like

[02:03:57] Yeah

[02:03:59] Like close in public like they just walked up to you and called you sexy for no reason

[02:04:04] No, buddy. This isn't a TV show. No, I'm talking about in normal scenarios

[02:04:09] Carlos your mom and your grandma doesn't count family doesn't count

[02:04:12] I mean weird if your mom said you're handsome Lewis when you were 11 that doesn't count

[02:04:18] My mom was handsome. That doesn't mean women think I'm sexy, bro. Louise

[02:04:24] Turn down Jinxy. He's allowed his fuck. Why read that

[02:04:31] Those from actually so I have to play for night like oh, I just know you're why don't we just play for night for 12 hours straight

[02:04:36] No, I'd rather literally jump into oncoming traffic

[02:04:40] Dude, I tried to get my settings right for 30 minutes because for like you have to be like a NASA scientist to understand

[02:04:47] I tried to get us I did us try to play for night, and I couldn't play for night like

[02:04:53] Cypress yes, it's impossible bro. I was playing a tournament, and I literally just got stream sniped like 24-7. It was like impossible

[02:05:01] You're not no Darby it would have been better. Oh, really? Maybe if you had stomping you'd be a better fucking streamer, man

[02:05:06] What that go fuck yourself? I walked into that one

[02:05:10] Yo, are you on the game or no?

[02:05:13] Yeah, it's almost no.

[02:05:15] Do you know that?

[02:05:16] I don't know.

[02:05:17] I don't know.

[02:05:18] What is black OEM?

[02:05:19] What is that?

[02:05:20] I pulled that.

[02:05:21] Those are, I think, good wheels.

[02:05:22] I think those are good wheels.

[02:05:23] Right, Chad?

[02:05:24] I think those are like some of the best wheels in the game.

[02:05:28] It's like those in the Cristianos.

[02:05:30] Renato?

[02:05:31] Yo, yo, can you guys, guys, I don't know if I'm getting choked.

[02:05:35] Can you get us?

[02:05:36] Look at my stream.

[02:05:37] It's just the right game.

[02:05:38] Because I deleted the other game.

[02:05:39] Bro, why are you on rock?

[02:05:40] Rocket Racers, Loos?

[02:05:42] No, bro, is this the game or not?

[02:05:45] Bro, it's Rocket League. That's the game, Loos.

[02:05:47] It's on Steam, Rocket League.

[02:05:49] Okay, that's the game.

[02:05:51] That's the game. Yeah, that's it.

[02:05:54] I don't have the wheels. I got scum.

[02:05:58] Where is it?

[02:06:00] Why does it keep doing this shit, bro?

[02:06:03] Somebody said if you step foot in Charleston, you'll get circumcised,

[02:06:06] and he spammed it like 18 times.

[02:06:09] Los Los Los I'm being told as a fucking multi fucking millionaire your PS fucking five right now

[02:06:18] PS 5 is superior to PC. Oh my god

[02:06:24] Yes, I am and I'm proud of it. Hey yo anybody's in the chat if you're a console guy not a PC rise up rise up

[02:06:33] You know these little PC nerds. What's up?

[02:06:36] Yo, you know what I'm actually gonna I'm actually gonna side with the most here console gaming

[02:06:41] Oh, I'm way slower than PC. Yo on console. Oh, yeah, I download a game and I click the button and it works on

[02:06:49] PC I have to like activate 18 neurons to play a game like fuck that

[02:06:54] Fuck that. Oh, like dude on PC

[02:06:57] You need to like have a degree to like even said it like you can't even just play like dude

[02:07:05] You know a baby Jim Benz he can set it up. Nobody knows how to set up a PC, bro

[02:07:11] I don't why do I got to know about my fucking rant?

[02:07:14] You should know is you should do a stream you should do a stream without any help where you try to build a PC

[02:07:20] You get all the items to do it

[02:07:24] It's literally the worst stream I've ever heard

[02:07:28] Yeah, that'd be so bad

[02:07:30] Yo, Rose did you actually win nine million dollars the other day?

[02:07:34] I did bro.

[02:07:36] No, dude, like can you actually like play with it?

[02:07:41] Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[02:07:45] What?

[02:07:46] No, but, I'm being dead at, like did you actually win $9 million on a fucking Blinko?

[02:07:50] Can I?

[02:07:51] Can I?

[02:07:52] Can I?

[02:07:53] Can I?

[02:07:54] Can I?

[02:07:55] Can I?

[02:07:56] Can I?

[02:07:57] Can I rephrase it?

[02:07:58] Can I rephrase it?

[02:07:59] Like, can I rephrase it?

[02:08:00] Like, you can use it.

[02:08:01] You can use that money most like you can use that money

[02:08:08] You want me to send you a mill and then you send it right? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I mean no, okay

[02:08:13] No, he doesn't need it bro. He doesn't need it. All right. Send me your wire

[02:08:16] I'm gonna wire shit. So wait most if I send you my wiring info like my routing number and my account number

[02:08:22] You're gonna wire me a million dollars if you send it back

[02:08:25] I

[02:08:32] I'm saying like I know you have a million dollars

[02:08:35] I'm saying that nine million dollars that you won

[02:08:38] I'm saying like you can actually just fucking you could go to you could buy a car with it right now

[02:08:44] Yeah

[02:08:48] So say you're really rich give the thousand subs to each of us, but it's real quick

[02:08:52] I

[02:08:57] You can give them a thousand subs on here. Yeah, it's like new I think you can give 2,000 or maybe they got rid of that

[02:09:13] It was an eight it was it was just a bunch of eights. It was 8888 dot 88 so it was like almost 9k

[02:09:19] Okay, it hit bro.

[02:09:22] Damn bro, you don't even need $9 million, what do you even do at $9 million?

[02:09:26] Give to the less fortunate like stable Ronaldo bro.

[02:09:28] Hey buddy, should we leak more revenue or what?

[02:09:32] I mean, I know you like to leak your revenue, like, I mean, and then when that's not even

[02:09:38] counting the franchises that you own, you know what I mean, show me.

[02:09:43] I know this is like, what?

[02:09:44] I think you know how many franchises on the, across America.

[02:09:47] I know this is like, you are really close.

[02:09:50] Wait, wait, wait.

[02:09:51] I don't know.

[02:09:53] Yeah.

[02:09:54] Can you get on the fucking game maybe?

[02:09:56] Look, I know this is great, and it's a fun conversation.

[02:09:59] Yo, man, it's 4.38 PM, and you're not, you're downloading

[02:10:04] Rock, Indigo on your PlayStation.

[02:10:06] Like, how do I know this was going to happen?

[02:10:08] And we tagged together.

[02:10:10] The other games are already, the other games are set,

[02:10:12] unless there's, you know, I download the wrong game.

[02:10:16] Like again, I'm not going to blame anyone, but I'm blaming

[02:10:19] you.

[02:10:20] Why are you blaming me?

[02:10:21] What could you possibly blame me for?

[02:10:22] I'm blaming stable mode over here.

[02:10:23] What are you like?

[02:10:25] I think you said the wrong name.

[02:10:26] I'm going to look back.

[02:10:27] I'm Seth Rocking.

[02:10:29] Razors.

[02:10:30] Yes, I think he did.

[02:10:31] I think he did.

[02:10:32] Yes, yeah.

[02:10:32] I said the word Rocking, Razors, you're playing.

[02:10:34] They're saying that you're downloading the PS4 edition.

[02:10:37] Are you just a fat idiot?

[02:10:39] Like, are you doing this right?

[02:10:40] Are you down below?

[02:10:41] You're down below.

[02:10:42] Are you even playing PS4?

[02:10:43] I

[02:10:56] Can even play with us on that I'm not even trolling

[02:10:59] Yes, bro. It's the only one. Oh, it's fine. Thank you

[02:11:04] This console shit to me you guys worried about your ram and your gigabytes. All right. I got the shit under control

[02:11:13] like Ram on your console like at all. Yeah, but guess what? Guess what though? Yeah, there is Ram,

[02:11:20] but I don't need to fucking unscrew shit and fucking plug it in and hope that god I don't get

[02:11:25] electrocuted. I don't need to do that shit, bro. So those, those Rob said this was that this was that

[02:11:31] 301 p.m. So almost two hours ago. The games are Fall Guys, Fortnite, Apex and Rocket League.

[02:11:38] You responded okay bet and downloaded rocket racers.

[02:11:43] How do you, like, how do you mess up that bad?

[02:11:47] You downloaded five people playing.

[02:11:50] Okay, Ron, I want to apologize to you sincerely.

[02:11:54] I'm gonna, now I'm gonna blame the PlayStation 5 store AP

[02:11:59] or whatever it is.

[02:12:00] They put that game first in front of Rocket League, bro.

[02:12:02] I don't know why, I don't know why you do that.

[02:12:05] You're good, you're good, bro.

[02:12:06] You're good, bro.

[02:12:07] You're actually good, bro.

[02:12:08] We got two minutes left on here

[02:12:13] I knew this is gonna happen, you know what like you know something's gonna happen, but you can't even

[02:12:20] We're struggling on fucking rocket leak. I don't want to know what's gonna happen. We get our fortnight

[02:12:25] Well, I really just don't want to it's gonna get my

[02:12:28] Genuinely, you know the job either way the original idea was that we can't and stream until we win four games in a row

[02:12:34] Thank fucking god. That's all

[02:12:38] No, I don't think anyone can do that, I don't think any human can do that.

[02:12:49] We'd have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than doing that, bro.

[02:12:52] We've actually would never end.

[02:12:55] You could never do that again, bro.

[02:12:57] We're gonna get sniped.

[02:12:58] None of us close.

[02:12:59] Have you played Apex?

[02:13:00] Yeah, no, I used to play Apex.

[02:13:02] Yeah, no, I used to play effects. Um, six or something. I don't know what I don't even know.

[02:13:11] You don't have six on apex.

[02:13:13] You were level six talking burger, bro.

[02:13:15] Rank six is even a thing, bro. Were you predator, love? Were you predator?

[02:13:20] I am not a predator.

[02:13:23] Oh my god.

[02:13:25] Oh my god.

[02:13:27] It's a ranked, bro.

[02:13:28] It's a ranked, bro.

[02:13:29] It's a ranked, bro.

[02:13:32] Oh, all right.

[02:13:33] No, no.

[02:13:33] I don't remember.

[02:13:34] All I know is I actually like Apex, like the game,

[02:13:38] like the way you shoot and the animations.

[02:13:40] It kind of looks good.

[02:13:42] But I feel like you don't fuck with Apex.

[02:13:44] Bro, Apex is like, I'm not even kidding.

[02:13:46] I raged off Apex in three days.

[02:13:48] I said I would never revisit that game.

[02:13:50] And now I'm revisiting it?

[02:13:51] Yeah, bro.

[02:13:53] Bro, it's like.

[02:13:53] I haven't played it in forever.

[02:13:54] Is it that bad?

[02:13:55] It's like a mix of a battle royale with like crazy ass movement and shit.

[02:14:00] I don't know any of the abilities, bro.

[02:14:02] All these kids on Apex Legends, they shoot up fucking cocaine.

[02:14:07] They fly off the wall.

[02:14:08] They do spinning kickflips and fucking no stove.

[02:14:11] You bro.

[02:14:12] We're not going to win this game.

[02:14:13] You're not.

[02:14:14] So why?

[02:14:14] Why are we putting that as our game?

[02:14:16] What are they?

[02:14:16] So I said we should do six or something.

[02:14:19] But my chat voted for apex.

[02:14:21] We're gonna be an apex man.

[02:14:22] Like I had to burst your bubble.

[02:14:24] No, we can win Apex.

[02:14:25] I've won Apex on stream, bro.

[02:14:28] Like, I've won, I've won.

[02:14:30] Like a solo.

[02:14:31] But you know what, there is one Fortnite on stream.

[02:14:34] You're the worst player,

[02:14:35] you're in contention with the worst player ever,

[02:14:37] not counting like 85 year old Apex.

[02:14:39] You know what?

[02:14:39] You don't even believe that.

[02:14:41] Like, that's why it's so adhering.

[02:14:42] Like, you don't even believe what you're saying.

[02:14:44] But what I'm saying-

[02:14:45] You genuinely think you're a good gamer.

[02:14:47] Like, genuinely ask him, do you think you're a gamer?

[02:14:50] Put any amount of money on a game of 2K right now.

[02:14:52] Any amount, I'll play you.

[02:14:53] You want you want to put a SVJ up put a SVJ up. I'll do anything. I already beat JC twice. You be

[02:15:00] I don't get it. You beat me. You're good at two. No, you're good at 2k. Okay. What else?

[02:15:06] 2k is the only game that really like shows that just a lot of calls because it's too good

[02:15:12] I'm gonna hear you explain this how it's too good the only game that shows you're good at games. That doesn't make sense

[02:15:19] Because if you can't be good at 2k, then you're not good at games

[02:15:23] because it because again the argument is oh it's so you think you're not good at it you suck

[02:15:29] Los so just some understanding you think because you're good at 2k that you're good at fortnite

[02:15:34] you're good at call of duty you're good at rock and be you're good at apex legends that says just some

[02:15:39] understanding it's it's the best foundation a sports game like 2k is the best foundation for gaming

[02:15:46] because of the coordination you mean i disagree bro i'm sorry bro first off sports games

[02:15:53] 2k has a very limited skill expression man.

[02:15:57] Moose you beat me by two points by the way.

[02:15:59] Like I don't like the first game of my team where you spent five grand on your team and

[02:16:05] had five.

[02:16:06] Five grand?

[02:16:07] Yeah bro.

[02:16:08] Yes.

[02:16:09] His entire team was seven feet tall.

[02:16:10] Moose when we-

[02:16:11] I didn't ask you to find me bro.

[02:16:12] I spent 30 grand.

[02:16:13] Moose you beat me by two.

[02:16:14] What?

[02:16:15] You spent a-

[02:16:16] Yeah right.

[02:16:17] What?

[02:16:18] I spent 30 grand bro.

[02:16:20] Yeah exactly.

[02:16:21] So you spent-

[02:16:22] I'm in the game. I'm in the game.

[02:16:25] So when you like it, do you?

[02:16:27] What's your epic ID?

[02:16:30] What's your epic ID?

[02:16:32] Here we go.

[02:16:33] Eddie Chestnuts.

[02:16:35] Eddie Chestnuts.

[02:16:36] I should already have one of you guys.

[02:16:38] Eddie Chestnuts.

[02:16:39] Come on Eddie, join up.

[02:16:41] Why in God's greener is your epic ID Eddie Chestnut?

[02:16:44] What?

[02:16:45] Eddie Chestnut.

[02:16:46] Eddie Chestnut.

[02:16:47] Eddie Chestnut.

[02:16:48] Eddie Chestnut.

[02:16:49] Eddie Chestnut.

[02:16:50] Eddie Chastma. Well, how do you have a Lamborghini in this game? Like, that's my

[02:16:55] Lambo, bro. Um, all right, let's start this. Now, listen, this should not take

[02:17:00] any longer that I'm not even getting five minutes. I'm not even trolling. Okay.

[02:17:05] Yeah, they should be the eat. This is like that. You're ranked. What? Well, rank is C. Well, no, he has ranked unlocked. I thought we were gonna be able to play ranked.

[02:17:12] Well, we're doing right. We're doing right. This is right. I played the game. It just, it's

[02:17:17] Yes! Like, but I played it.

[02:17:19] Bro, but I didn't know you unlocked- This is like a gold lobby. We should- Okay, we should win this in chat. How many tries?

[02:17:23] Two or three tries?

[02:17:25] Oh, by like one?

[02:17:27] Ah, ranked makes it a little bit harder. If it was quick play, maybe a little bit easier.

[02:17:31] Wait, Jinxie, what does that thing say in your hood? Like, what does that say?

[02:17:35] I just can't tell.

[02:17:37] What do you mean? On my- What does it say?

[02:17:40] Yeah.

[02:17:41] Oh, I think it says- Oh, I'll do this shit out. I think it says Buzzaura!

[02:17:44] Oh, shit. Yo, Los, go for the ball, bro.

[02:17:47] You go for it.

[02:17:47] What's a Los?

[02:17:48] Tell me about your experience in Rock-a-Lay.

[02:17:50] Like, have you played?

[02:17:53] Yeah, like, I've played, but I don't think I've scored.

[02:18:01] How many games did you play?

[02:18:03] Los, how many games did you play?

[02:18:05] Dude, I think I've played like a few dozen.

[02:18:09] So you've played a few dozen games

[02:18:11] and you've never scored one time ever.

[02:18:14] I'm just going to get roasted.

[02:18:16] Yeah, that's a good one.

[02:18:18] One of them is AFK.

[02:18:20] I mean, hit it.

[02:18:22] Hit it.

[02:18:24] Yes!

[02:18:26] Oh my god!

[02:18:28] How is that possible?

[02:18:30] Oh!

[02:18:32] Yo, did I split my chat?

[02:18:34] I'm coming to my chat, pull up Loach's stats.

[02:18:36] Oh, she did?

[02:18:38] Oh, she did?

[02:18:40] That's a real stat.

[02:18:42] No, you guys you just scored on our name fucking idiot

[02:18:46] What most you played 24 games of rock and they give you never scored

[02:18:51] How the fuck is that?

[02:18:57] It's true, bro. I love you

[02:19:01] But you dead ass play 24 games

[02:19:04] Yeah, we're not winning this brown. Let's hit the ball

[02:19:08] Like bro focus on the ball

[02:19:10] You guys are just on dick right now, bro. Look at this shit. I

[02:19:16] Remember good. I hit it. She did with us. Go I

[02:19:19] Got it. I got it. No, that's over over

[02:19:33] Fucking dumb oh

[02:19:35] Why are you aiming at all my god? Oh my god. You're right. You're right. You're right. I'll fix the mic after chat

[02:19:45] We're never winning oh my god, we're gonna be here for five hours

[02:19:51] I've got my witness. I'm shutting my shit off. Yeah, they said they should use the boost. What is that?

[02:19:57] Oh, what are you talking about?

[02:19:59] the fucking you don't know what the boosts are you play 24 years you're not

[02:20:04] using boosts and 24 fucking games are you like what do you do like Jen

[02:20:08] generally like what dude yo bro

[02:20:13] close you miss my god oh my god yo why did I read it this is a torture

[02:20:21] simulator you're not gonna just blame me for your fucking failures

[02:20:26] You have a score of eight in two minutes. That's like a world record, Lois.

[02:20:37] Lois, listen, your circle button on your controller is how you boost. Run into the pads to get the boost.

[02:20:44] You need to be that fucking boost. Help me, bro. Help me, the fuck is that? You know what, though?

[02:20:47] You know what the worst problem is, Jinxie? Oh my god, miss. Oh my god, I miss. Oh my god.

[02:20:52] You know the worst problem is, now people are queuing up, and they're running to Streamside, this was our free win.

[02:20:59] We have one chance, we get us at one chance.

[02:21:02] No, I think this guy's clapping.

[02:21:04] Now he's queuing up.

[02:21:05] Loose is done, big fan, guys.

[02:21:07] Flittered the guy's messages.

[02:21:10] Yo, Loose, listen man, you played 24 games of Rocket League, and you just now discovered how to use your boost.

[02:21:18] You said to get the foundation show us something bro. This game's not over. It's been over. You guys are some ass the whole

[02:21:28] Like you guys are you're so hot

[02:21:32] Everybody was walking we could come back we get that ass come back

[02:21:36] We're too much we're too much fighting. We're fighting too much. I lost those those. I'm gonna watch you this time

[02:21:42] Go go do something nice

[02:21:44] Nice postman

[02:21:46] Nice. Come on, Lose, you're so good. You can do this, man.

[02:21:50] I can't even remember the last time I lost 5-0, man. This is like a humility ascent role.

[02:21:55] Lose, you rammed into my car. Lose, you rammed into my car again.

[02:21:58] Yo, Oaks, what the fuck?

[02:22:01] Lose, I have a question. You know your triangle on your PlayStation controller?

[02:22:05] Yeah.

[02:22:06] Have you clicked that? Cause that's how you get the book.

[02:22:08] Oh my God.

[02:22:10] Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

[02:22:12] Oh my God. We gotta go again. We gotta go again, bro.

[02:22:15] It's not learning, but we gotta go again.

[02:22:18] Fine, two important controls.

[02:22:20] Did he leave?

[02:22:21] Loots left.

[02:22:21] Loots, Loots, you just left a fucking length.

[02:22:25] You're gonna get bad, you're gonna get bad.

[02:22:28] Oh my God, now we have to sit and wait.

[02:22:29] Are you a fucking dumbass?

[02:22:32] How did I just get the jinxed ball right?

[02:22:34] How was that?

[02:22:37] What the fuck was that?

[02:22:38] Loose, yo, Loose, please, Christ.

[02:22:41] A little warm up, a little warm up,

[02:22:42] but that's what we do, right?

[02:22:43] Yo, what?

[02:22:45] We lost 6-0.

[02:22:48] Those three wins.

[02:22:49] What did you warm up with?

[02:22:50] What did you do?

[02:22:51] Let's talk about it.

[02:22:52] Well, so now I know the controls,

[02:22:54] because you guys were gatekeeper the controls.

[02:22:56] So now I know.

[02:22:56] Gatekeeping the controls.

[02:22:58] You played 25 games now.

[02:23:00] This is your 25th game.

[02:23:02] 25th game, Los, and you don't know how to use the controls.

[02:23:06] First of all, I have nieces, nephews, my brothers.

[02:23:09] People go on this shit, man.

[02:23:10] I don't think it was even me who played that many.

[02:23:12] I might have played six, maybe.

[02:23:15] Bro, but Lois, you should know how to boost

[02:23:17] in the first, I don't even know, three minutes, bro.

[02:23:20] Lois, two most important controls.

[02:23:23] Triangle on your controller is ball cam.

[02:23:26] Your circle on your controller is how you boost.

[02:23:28] You need to run into those pads, you can boost.

[02:23:30] Your car goes faster.

[02:23:31] A is how you jump.

[02:23:33] Double tapping A while pressing your left stick forward

[02:23:35] is how you front flip.

[02:23:36] You did not do any of those moves in four minutes.

[02:23:40] Okay, so let me ask you guys something.

[02:23:41] So if you guys are so fucking good, why the fuck did we lose 6-0 and you didn't score a fucking goal?

[02:23:50] You didn't even have a shot on the goal!

[02:23:52] But you had like 15 points to score, you understand?

[02:23:55] But do you understand like a fucking like a mask I get 15 points?

[02:24:00] You know that right?

[02:24:00] No no no no no no no you're on dick.

[02:24:03] You're actually on dick, holy shit.

[02:24:05] Nice run, wait that's it.

[02:24:06] That's it, that's it.

[02:24:07] FAMOS!

[02:24:08] What?

[02:24:09] Are we playing length? Is this ranked?

[02:24:10] Yeah, this is this is a gold lobby. Yeah

[02:24:24] Come on

[02:24:34] Reloaded into the game and the guy type chunco

[02:24:36] So I'm pretty sure these guys are sniping like that today

[02:24:45] I've been watching a lot of World Cup you know when they get back to the goalie

[02:24:55] I'm telling you that Los doesn't have his camera unable like the camera thing

[02:24:59] No, you're using ball cam

[02:25:01] What is that? Tell me how what I explained it three times the triangle controller is ball

[02:25:06] You need to have ball cam on or we're never gonna get off this fucking game, bro. Please

[02:25:15] Yeah

[02:25:47] Come on.

[02:25:48] Run away!

[02:25:49] What do you mean it's my fault?

[02:25:51] That's not me.

[02:25:52] Ron, you gotta save that, please.

[02:25:53] Thank you.

[02:25:54] Here it is, pal.

[02:25:55] We can win this, guys.

[02:25:56] We can actually win this, please.

[02:25:57] No.

[02:25:58] Let's hit it.

[02:25:59] Let's hit it.

[02:26:00] Let's hit it.

[02:26:01] Stop ball-chasing.

[02:26:02] You're a fucking lawnmower, Los.

[02:26:03] You told me to put the ball cam on now.

[02:26:05] Go after it.

[02:26:06] And you're telling me not to.

[02:26:07] Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.

[02:26:08] Los, good, good.

[02:26:09] Don't worry.

[02:26:10] Daddy's on, Los.

[02:26:11] All right.

[02:26:12] I didn't want to have to break these out so early.

[02:26:15] I'm breaking them out, bro.

[02:26:16] Are you ready to welcome the gloves?

[02:26:18] You're already getting them.

[02:26:19] No, you don't know. I'm not even. No, I'm not.

[02:26:21] You got to save that one for a night round.

[02:26:22] You got to save that one.

[02:26:23] I'm not. I'm not.

[02:26:24] Save blood.

[02:26:25] I can't breathe, though.

[02:26:27] Nice touch, Rose.

[02:26:29] Come on. I'm here.

[02:26:30] I think you saved the gloves for Fortnite, yes.

[02:26:33] We're going to need to save them, maybe for Apex.

[02:26:35] No, no, no.

[02:26:36] That's a play-in.

[02:26:36] No!

[02:26:38] So those out of these four games,

[02:26:39] which one are you highest skilled in?

[02:26:41] Fortnite and Apex Legends, Fall Guys or Rocket League?

[02:26:44] Dude, Fortnite by Fall.

[02:26:45] I just thought about like real talk is it even possible for us to win a fall guys game?

[02:26:50] I'm not even kidding. This is what I was trying to tell this live

[02:26:53] I wanted to start early and then low set 5 p.m. Is early for him

[02:26:56] Wait so don't like trios out as it would be that's not no bro. You can play squads

[02:27:02] But like the thing is we're just gonna be more stream snipers because it's way easier to sniping squads

[02:27:07] You can get groups of little degenerates, which is why I wanted to start while kids were in school, bro

[02:27:15] Wait, if we do squads on that right? Does that mean that if one of us dies a whole

[02:27:25] the sun or if one can survive to the end?

[02:27:28] So I don't know, how does it work? In Fall Guys squads, as long as one of you guys survives

[02:27:33] you make it to the next objective.

[02:27:35] Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, yes, yes.

[02:27:40] Why are we talking about another game? We're gonna be here forever!

[02:27:44] No, we're not

[02:27:46] Oh sit in that, you have to sit in that, you have to sit in that

[02:27:49] Oh, stand in that

[02:27:50] For this guy back, oh my god, oh my god, look, snipe

[02:27:53] That was actually good, that was actually good

[02:27:55] Good team, folks

[02:27:56] And then you missed, like, I missed

[02:27:59] That was good though

[02:28:01] No

[02:28:02] No, remember just guard the net, guard the net, folks

[02:28:05] Oh my, oh my god, we actually, it's over, bro

[02:28:09] It's all over

[02:28:10] I'm on the couch

[02:28:11] Also, by the way, we did this in the heart of summer break, apparently, which I just found out.

[02:28:16] So it's a summer started for everybody right now?

[02:28:19] Yeah, this is gonna be the worst screen-slapping of all time.

[02:28:21] Like, I- I-

[02:28:23] We should've did this in, like, the mid-school year, bro. I'm like, two.

[02:28:27] Yo, I'm just gonna give a bunch of excuses. You guys should be tearing this game, man.

[02:28:31] Yo, look at this!

[02:28:32] Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

[02:28:33] You're just a spreader, my God!

[02:28:36] You have 26 points in two games!

[02:28:39] You just popped me, you idiot!

[02:28:42] I literally just dropped your controller and will win. I'm not even kidding.

[02:28:47] You rammed into my car and pressed up my alignment.

[02:28:50] Rose, don't listen to him. You see Jinxie's name?

[02:28:53] Just stay on him, Rose. Stay on him the whole time.

[02:28:55] Rose, defend the net for the FK.

[02:28:57] Rose, why are you FK? Please God tell me.

[02:29:03] Did he leave the net?

[02:29:05] You left the net.

[02:29:06] We gotta port this out.

[02:29:08] me to drop my controller I did now you want me to not yo bro can you just tell

[02:29:14] me what you want bro okay okay look what you're gonna do you're gonna press

[02:29:18] the work controller you're a PS5 or Xbox okay okay click the top button so you

[02:29:26] could see the ball are you on ball camera now yes yo just chase the ball

[02:29:32] be a lawnmower I don't give a fuck anymore just chase the ball why are you

[02:29:35] Oh my god, just watch him. Just watch what he just fucking did. He jumps over the fucking ball.

[02:29:45] Wait, just saying I'm not on it. You're not on it. How? You have to keep doing it.

[02:29:51] I'm fucking crying.

[02:29:53] When I said to drop your controller, did you literally drop your controller off the floor?

[02:29:58] Yes, he did, bro.

[02:29:59] You literally dropped it on the floor.

[02:30:02] Hey buddy whoever this is you got no life bro you got no girls you got

[02:30:15] nothing. Oh she told them bro. Loose I just want to be clear when I say this I've

[02:30:21] never in my life seen a human being put up a total of 50 points in two games of

[02:30:26] rocket league. Like I'm not even kidding if you went AFK you'd get more points

[02:30:30] because the ball would accidentally rolled into net and you'd get saved.

[02:30:33] Low score, low score, low score!

[02:30:38] Lowes, you know what you should do? You should do a hardcore minecraft marathon.

[02:30:44] Yellows, you should- I already beat this year.

[02:30:46] Oh, you beat hardcore minecraft.

[02:30:50] Oh my god, these guys just know how to fuck our asses, bro.

[02:30:53] Well, we don't have to play ranked, right?

[02:31:08] Let's uh, alright, can we like, can we like, cancel this one? Can we FF?

[02:31:12] Ja, is 9 to 1 even possible? Like, I don't even know if it's a real score.

[02:31:16] Is 9 to 1 possible? Mother, it's in your fucking face!

[02:31:19] What I, I, is this a stat line? This can actually happen.

[02:31:23] Hey, let us score 10. Jinx, see I'm D1. Yo bro, go fuck yourself. I don't care.

[02:31:28] Let us score 10. Dude, dude, let us score 10.

[02:31:31] Yo, who are these guys? Oh!

[02:31:33] These guys are freaks, bro.

[02:31:35] No, no, no, no, no!

[02:32:35] I would explain one thing to you man when we do the kickoff you do this thing where you

[02:32:45] jump over the ball and completely take yourself out of the play how is it possible that the

[02:32:49] ball keeps landing in our net I'm not even kidding like genuine this is impossible

[02:32:54] Bro, look at the score!

[02:32:56] Yeah, I got a lot.

[02:32:58] Bro, I've never seen 13-1 before.

[02:33:01] I'm not even kidding.

[02:33:02] Like, you guys are such a fucking champ.

[02:33:05] I've never even seen this.

[02:33:08] I had to cancel just like everything I played.

[02:33:10] You used your great enhancement abilities to cover the goal.

[02:33:14] Oh.

[02:33:15] There's Blockhead!

[02:33:16] There's Blockhead!

[02:33:18] No!

[02:33:18] I didn't see it!

[02:33:21] I don't know, man.

[02:33:22] How do you manage?

[02:33:23] We have to play ranked third slavicky, Rog.

[02:33:25] We have to win ranked third slavicky.

[02:33:27] Oh no, no, God, no, God, no.

[02:33:29] And these guys are doing weird shit, man.

[02:33:31] I don't know, bro.

[02:33:31] God, no.

[02:33:32] You want me to play another ranked game?

[02:33:36] Can we maybe hide screen or?

[02:33:38] Rose, what the fuck is hiding screen going to do?

[02:33:41] There's everybody in the world trying to make sure

[02:33:43] that we don't leave this fucking game.

[02:33:44] If you think it's bad now, wait till we go to Fortnite.

[02:33:48] Yo, I've played Rocket League for about a year now.

[02:33:52] I've never seen 13 to 1, bro.

[02:33:54] Like, I'm gonna say this, I think that was perfect.

[02:33:57] I'm making a dead man, bro.

[02:33:58] Let's just fucking go again, queue up again, man.

[02:34:00] Fuck this shit.

[02:34:01] Here's the bright side.

[02:34:02] Every time we lose, we keep going in lower lobbies.

[02:34:05] So eventually, by just the law of fucking gravity,

[02:34:09] we're gonna be in broads.

[02:34:10] So we're already thinking like this.

[02:34:12] That's how you know it's over, bro.

[02:34:13] That's actually how you know it's over.

[02:34:14] Bro, but most, here's the thing, man.

[02:34:16] You keep jumping over the ball.

[02:34:18] Most, judge it.

[02:34:19] Like it's also flip like I told you point your left stick forward and double tap a we need you to flip

[02:34:27] You keep doing this wait wait wait wait wait wait whoa whoa whoa whoa

[02:34:30] When the hell do those can't jump yo guys wait did you tell me bro?

[02:34:36] What ever

[02:34:39] Do you need someone to hold your hand the whole time like no

[02:34:43] I told you double time you didn't tell me shit. You just told me

[02:34:49] What do you know to do hold or I know is hold down foos and jump

[02:34:55] Oh nice head. That's actually good

[02:34:59] I'm gonna sit in that goal game run. I need to go. I need to go off. Yes

[02:35:03] Me and I was planning planning because we have to make it to be four in a goal. I'm not your back. Oh

[02:35:09] my god, oh

[02:35:11] My god, I wasn't my first area win game. Oh

[02:35:13] How do you manage to jump over the ball?

[02:35:19] Yo, this is nice. We're playing in Paris. This is fire.

[02:35:21] Bro, look at that. Oh, my God. Bro, focus on the game, man, please.

[02:35:25] Guys, look at the Eiffel Tower.

[02:35:26] Rose, Rose, are you out of gas?

[02:35:28] Like, why aren't you moving?

[02:35:30] You're not looking at the Eiffel Tower. Hold on.

[02:35:31] I'm literally going to tie my eyes off.

[02:35:33] Stop looking at the Eiffel Tower.

[02:35:35] Oh, Rose, stop looking at the fucking Eiffel Tower.

[02:35:38] We just saw it stuck in the one, dude.

[02:35:41] Oh my god, you got out of the way.

[02:35:43] I need to set a net.

[02:35:44] Yeah, I need to set a net.

[02:35:45] I need to set a net.

[02:35:46] Goose, Goose, hit the ball.

[02:35:47] Goose, I'm going to stay outside.

[02:35:48] I'm going to set a net.

[02:35:49] Yeah, I'm going to score.

[02:35:50] I got it.

[02:35:51] Goose, just try to hit the car or something, bro.

[02:35:53] Goose, no, Goose, hit the fucking ball.

[02:35:55] Fuck the car.

[02:35:56] Fuck all this impossible shit.

[02:35:57] Hit the fucking ball.

[02:35:58] I did it, Goose.

[02:35:59] What the fuck was that?

[02:36:01] What is that?

[02:36:02] How did you call me?

[02:36:03] He's falling at me, bro.

[02:36:04] No, please.

[02:36:05] God, I don't want to be here all night.

[02:36:07] I'm going to hit you again.

[02:36:09] Got it, got it.

[02:36:10] Got it, got it.

[02:36:10] You want to be alive because of your fucking idea?

[02:36:13] Yeah, I thought this was a 15 minutes max.

[02:36:16] What the fuck just happened?

[02:36:17] What am I inspecting?

[02:36:18] Dude!

[02:36:19] Ron just exploded!

[02:36:21] Yeah, because I got fucking hate.

[02:36:23] Rose, legitimate question.

[02:36:24] Do you look where you're going?

[02:36:26] You keep ramming into everybody's cars, man.

[02:36:29] Look where you're going.

[02:36:29] You keep bumping me.

[02:36:31] Ron, I'm sitting in that, so I need you to score.

[02:36:33] I know, I know, I'm trying, but I have to score.

[02:36:35] Wait, wait.

[02:36:36] Rose.

[02:36:37] I got it, I got it, I got it.

[02:36:38] like I need like run amout fuck I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it

[02:36:43] nice

[02:36:44] well stop hitting the ball towards our neck you fucking burger

[02:36:47] yeah shit hit the other way you try yo you have like a fucking glitch where you

[02:36:53] just miss it every time though

[02:36:54] oh my god this is awesome

[02:36:56] you did ass miss it

[02:36:58] wait every time

[02:37:00] and then flip

[02:37:02] wait till it gets close and flip

[02:37:04] oh my god run on pass back

[02:37:06] I mean, bro, I just thought he would-

[02:37:08] NO, GIVE UP!

[02:37:13] Oh, this is never gonna end!

[02:37:17] Did you just hit it?

[02:37:18] NO, IT'S FUCKER!

[02:37:19] Oh, why?

[02:37:21] God!

[02:37:22] You're at it!

[02:37:23] You only made contact with the ball, but it's in front of our neck!

[02:37:26] This has to be a joke!

[02:37:27] I'm not even getting it!

[02:37:28] This has to be a fucking prank!

[02:37:30] Why did you do-

[02:37:32] I'm straight!

[02:37:33] Your arm is rolling like I can't tell!

[02:37:35] I can't tell you!

[02:37:36] It's just a killer!

[02:37:38] You just haven't hit the ball besides it to our net!

[02:37:41] Are you a fucking idiot?!

[02:37:43] You have 100% accuracy when you're aiming backwards,

[02:37:46] but when you're aiming forward...

[02:37:46] That's six score!

[02:37:47] How do you have six score?

[02:37:49] It's been two minutes.

[02:37:51] Where are you hitting the ball, bro?

[02:37:53] Alright, Ron, can you play defense?

[02:37:55] I'm gonna try to score, or something.

[02:37:57] Yes.

[02:37:57] Ron's hitting that.

[02:37:58] Loser's incapable.

[02:37:59] Ron, we have to 2v4.

[02:38:01] I want the ball!

[02:38:03] Ron, pass.

[02:38:04] Pass.

[02:38:34] You're the worst.

[02:38:36] You're the worst.

[02:38:38] You're the worst.

[02:38:40] Stop missing the bomb.

[02:38:42] Stop missing the bomb.

[02:38:44] You're the worst.

[02:38:46] Slums.

[02:38:48] She's just like a character.

[02:38:50] Hit the bomb.

[02:38:52] Stop hitting the-

[02:38:54] Oh my god, I got it.

[02:38:56] Run, I'm not even kidding.

[02:38:58] You leave the net.

[02:39:00] Stop!

[02:39:02] No, he's actually going to have to go to his house.

[02:39:05] He's actually going to have to go to his house.

[02:39:09] Stop hitting it, darn, darn, man.

[02:39:13] Wait a minute, Ron, I need to go down there.

[02:39:15] No, I need to go to his house.

[02:39:17] Most, I swear to God, bro, I swear to God.

[02:39:20] Yo, I don't want to be here for 18 hours on rocket leap.

[02:39:24] Why are you only accurate when you're hitting it backwards?

[02:39:30] I'll just go to the cave!

[02:39:33] Holy shit, man, like, you ever see the videos of when they give the disabled kid the basketball they let him shoot?

[02:39:39] But, bro, why are you yelling at that kid?

[02:39:42] Well, you haven't know what a flood is!

[02:39:44] You're yelling at a disabled!

[02:39:46] Well, once you're not disabled, you're just a piece of shit.

[02:39:49] I'm...

[02:39:51] Lock in, bro! Please, those!

[02:39:55] Get off, do something!

[02:39:57] You missed the ball every time bro. I've never seen anything like this. You are only accurate

[02:40:15] when you're own goalie. Come on. Come on. We need two goals in 10 seconds. It's doable.

[02:40:24] Oh, JX, he hit it! Go, JX, go, JX, go, JX!

[02:40:26] Hit it over, hit it over!

[02:40:27] Hit it on!

[02:40:28] Oh my god!

[02:40:29] Wait!

[02:40:30] Wait!

[02:40:31] Those!

[02:40:32] Those!

[02:40:33] That was actually...

[02:40:34] Oh!

[02:40:35] Wait!

[02:40:36] Wait!

[02:40:37] What?!

[02:40:38] Dude, see?

[02:40:39] See?

[02:40:40] We need more time!

[02:40:41] Good, good, good!

[02:40:42] We didn't...

[02:40:43] We didn't get fucked up that game!

[02:40:44] You know what I mean?

[02:40:45] We didn't get fucked up that game.

[02:40:46] That's not a fuck up!

[02:40:47] When you told me that you played 24 games of Rocket League and you never scored, at first

[02:40:51] I thought it was like a prank or like a skit or something dude

[02:40:55] I've never in my life seen someone more inaccurate when it comes to hitting a ball you are only

[02:41:02] Own-goaling is this a prank?

[02:41:04] What goes through your head when you see the ball like what is your immediate reaction?

[02:41:08] They're nice. So nice when I was like, yeah, bro. This sound would sound like a fun stream to do

[02:41:12] I didn't agree to sit here get berated and fucking made a mockery of

[02:41:20] We're fucking 19 hours straight, okay?

[02:41:24] You guys apparently know how to play the game.

[02:41:27] Cool, we get it.

[02:41:28] We understood it for the past hour, okay?

[02:41:31] Now instead of you going,

[02:41:33] yo dude, look at him, he's flying through the sky.

[02:41:35] How about you go, hey Los, go over here.

[02:41:37] Yo, yo, hit it this way.

[02:41:38] You're literally screaming things that is A,

[02:41:42] not helping anybody.

[02:41:44] And theme, no, no, no, what the fuck am I supposed to do?

[02:41:48] When there's dudes coming here winning 13 and nothing!

[02:41:52] What the fuck am I supposed to do?

[02:41:54] I'm gonna be your caretaker, this game, okay?

[02:41:56] I'm gonna guide you through the whole game.

[02:41:57] I'm gonna take exactly what to do

[02:41:58] and just play off everything, okay?

[02:42:00] Okay, you're gonna score and you're gonna

[02:42:02] learn how to trick this game.

[02:42:03] Okay, I have an idea.

[02:42:05] I have an idea to spice this up, okay?

[02:42:08] Let me do this.

[02:42:09] Let me do, I wanna do this for you guys.

[02:42:14] I wanna send something to your crib.

[02:42:16] Just send me an address, I'm gonna send something.

[02:42:18] Don't ask a question. You're going to get it while on the street.

[02:42:21] Yo, I'm not yo man. I'm not giving you my address.

[02:42:25] What just chase me your address.

[02:42:27] OK, I'm going to send you up close.

[02:42:29] Close. If I give you my address and you give me yours,

[02:42:32] can we both do it? Ask each other something and we whatever it is.

[02:42:35] We have to eat it. No matter what.

[02:42:38] We can we know we can all get each other something else.

[02:42:41] Yo, Los, someone in my chat.

[02:42:44] Someone in my chat wanted to ask you about auto zone.

[02:42:47] What are they talking about auto zone for you guys these muckbangs that autos on all yeah the muck yeah

[02:42:51] Have you have you even auto zone shooter?

[02:42:55] Is it dead ass sure that you sat on your hamster like I'm not even trying to be funny like no string shit

[02:43:00] Like I was gonna ask you at all stream. I forgot. Oh you forgot you forgot to ask me. Yeah, you know man

[02:43:06] You know what?

[02:43:08] You guys got it, bro. You guys got it, man. So those you said run get me a fucking blueberry raspberry slurpy fuck

[02:43:16] You sat on your hamster and killed him. You're a sick fucking man, bro.

[02:43:21] So, let me get this straight. You do muckbangs at AutoZone. There's food at AutoZone.

[02:43:27] Not at AutoZone.

[02:43:29] Hold on, hold on, hold on. Fuck the AutoZone for one second.

[02:43:31] Please stop jumping over the box. You're actually just lost.

[02:43:36] Right, bro, just listen. Just listen, those ready? You're gonna go towards the ball,

[02:43:40] and then when you're ready, you double jump.

[02:43:43] like this look see how I just hit it yeah let's go so what do you mean not out

[02:43:49] of zone is there like is there a door that's for it no no what the fuck what

[02:43:58] looks what do you order from auto zone like I'm legitimately curious um I mean

[02:44:05] depends on this but I'm gonna move for like

[02:44:08] What is a pie at AutoZone?

[02:44:11] Yeah, pretzels of beer cheese, you can do the sushi.

[02:44:13] Sushi at AutoZone?

[02:44:16] Hell yeah bro, the shrimp head board?

[02:44:18] Bro, you know.

[02:44:19] Loads of disgusting.

[02:44:21] Sushi at AutoZone?

[02:44:22] That sounds just...

[02:44:24] Loads that sounds absolutely ranted, if you want me to be honest.

[02:44:27] I'm not like a chili guy, like I don't like chili, but if you like chili...

[02:44:30] You don't like chili, but you like AutoZone sushi.

[02:44:35] Yes, dude.

[02:44:36] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[02:44:40] The spicy tuna with crispy rice?

[02:44:44] So, Los, you have ordered sushi from Hato's, so like, yo bro.

[02:44:51] Los, how much money does it say your dash pass saves you every month?

[02:44:56] Oh, we already, I already reviewed that when I did my, um, when I did my, um,

[02:45:00] how much is it and how much is it?

[02:45:02] Like your dash wrap.

[02:45:03] What is it?

[02:45:09] No, when we did that it showed

[02:45:14] It's like it shows your overall like your favorite restaurant

[02:45:19] Order from

[02:45:23] Yeah, like spot-up by wrapped and you tweet out your your yeah, bro

[02:45:27] Okay, so what was what was your favorite? What was your favorite meal? Oh?

[02:45:31] Oh favorite meal I think was chips and queso from chilies

[02:45:39] Okay, how much money did you save on your dash pass?

[02:45:47] 49,000

[02:46:01] $49,000

[02:46:03] What do you buy?

[02:46:05] What do you buy, Los?

[02:46:07] Dude, I get everything on there though

[02:46:09] Like I don't just get food

[02:46:11] It's like

[02:46:13] Oh shit, I need toothpaste

[02:46:15] No, check, check, check

[02:46:17] That's not $50,000 on DoorDash

[02:46:19] That's $50,000 saved

[02:46:21] So that means you'd have to probably spend roughly like

[02:46:23] $150 to $200,000 probably

[02:46:25] Los, Los

[02:46:27] In fact, $49,000 saved

[02:46:29] saved in your lifetime or the last year? No, that's this year so far.

[02:46:36] We're fucking, we're six months into the year, love. How much money do you spend on fucking

[02:46:41] DoorDash? So those, you spent about $150,000 on DoorDash in an eight minute period.

[02:46:49] Oh my god, that's a good pass. Hit it, hit it, hit it. I checked you up, bro.

[02:46:53] That's actually a good pass.

[02:46:54] fuck man will this ever end no go go go and what go nice hit low so I'm

[02:47:08] setting you guys up I'm doing the math right I'm doing the math before I got

[02:47:12] I got it go I'm doing the math right now if you spent if you say $50,000

[02:47:18] roughly that's like I mean you probably spent like I don't know like a hundred

[02:47:23] 60,000 in the span of six months, so you spend about

[02:47:27] online

[02:47:29] $17,000 minimum a month just on doordash am I hearing that correctly?

[02:47:42] Come on, bro. We know

[02:47:44] You guys only do four of your meals on Dordash.

[02:47:49] Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, how much is that a day?

[02:47:52] It's like $600 a day.

[02:47:54] And that doesn't include dinners that you go out to,

[02:47:57] like, snacks?

[02:48:00] I want to get off this game!

[02:48:02] I don't even score.

[02:48:04] Like, you just scroll Dordash like it's TikTok?

[02:48:07] No, like, I'm confused.

[02:48:09] You don't know how you page on Dordash.

[02:48:14] Los, Los, what is your battery usage on t-on-on-on your dash in the last month?

[02:48:19] It's a gloss bro, this is never ending. This is actually never ending.

[02:48:23] Um...

[02:48:26] Let alone Apex Legends, Rocket League's gonna take eight hours.

[02:48:28] Wait, do you-do you-do you Doom Scroll through that?

[02:48:31] Wait, why is my entire chat on Twitch saying you broke rule one?

[02:48:36] Oh no.

[02:48:38] Wait, of course. Los, you were in rule one and you broke it?

[02:48:42] What is rule one if you're stuck to another car you don't move that's like it's like one of the

[02:48:47] You can do

[02:48:56] Yeah, yeah, I want the rocket community come after me

[02:49:04] I thought it was like a joke or like a bit but now that I've watched the gameplay

[02:49:07] It's I 100% believe you never scored yo you guys are not scoring like what do we talk you're not doing shit

[02:49:16] You're not doing anything

[02:49:19] You said you played it for a year you saw

[02:49:23] The fuck am I hearing?

[02:49:26] Hi Los

[02:49:27] You know what you're right, but you're actually right. Let's do it again, and this time. Let's let's walk in well

[02:49:33] You're right. Yo, I'm close doesn't deserve an identity

[02:49:37] Yo, I've heard a hate talk, yo, that's insane.

[02:49:43] Yo, can someone just give us a win?

[02:49:46] Like the stream slappers, if y'all are out there, just give us a win.

[02:49:49] No, no, that's what they keep doing.

[02:49:50] No, that's yeah, that's the part of this.

[02:49:52] We can't take a free win.

[02:49:53] No, Los, how do you feel about the Knicks winning, bro?

[02:49:56] Dude, I, bro, like my dad's like a lifelong Knicks fan, so he was, bro, he grabbed me.

[02:50:03] There's a video of it when they won.

[02:50:05] Bro, he put me like in a chokehold. I couldn't breathe bro. I almost passed out wait

[02:50:10] I'm gonna tell you he's bad. Well, no the thing is most one of these fan, but Tyler Harrow didn't claim him

[02:50:17] This was like two three years ago

[02:50:22] You love referencing this night literally that is most random

[02:50:27] clip ever broke Tyler hero oh fuck dude what are you got wait wait wait who are

[02:50:35] you guys go for like it's in the World Cup I got nothing I'm not gonna USA and

[02:50:40] then after you know I know for Ron like I know India got knocked out early

[02:50:46] that's fine you Jigs here you you're like just straight can you even lose can

[02:50:50] you even run a mile like genuinely serious like you guys pay I'll pay you how

[02:50:55] How much money do you need to start your stream and I feel like he's going for like France or something.

[02:51:00] I want to know can you run a mile? Seriously, seriously, can you run a mile?

[02:51:04] Can I, what did you say?

[02:51:06] Can you run a mile?

[02:51:08] Stay with me while I listen to this. I don't know what you think.

[02:51:11] I understand. I played varsity high school basketball.

[02:51:16] You never played a sport in your life.

[02:51:19] All you've done is play pro Fortnite.

[02:51:22] Hold on

[02:51:24] You've got shit on it quick. I know the story bro. I want a championship and retired

[02:51:30] I went out the ghost status post the thing you want post that if you've got shit on and then you quit

[02:51:36] Loads the thing is you can't say you played varsity basketball if you're a fifth quarter playing guard. It's not how that works, bro

[02:51:41] The big quarter. Yo, that's the ball. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro

[02:51:45] No fifth quarter, bro.

[02:51:47] Fifth quarter?

[02:51:49] That's not even a quiz!

[02:51:51] There's not even... we got to go.

[02:51:53] We actually need this. We need this to go in.

[02:51:55] I got it, I got it, I got it!

[02:51:57] Oh my god, man.

[02:51:59] Oh my god, man. It's pretty ungod today.

[02:52:01] Bro said that nice, Loose. Good hit.

[02:52:03] It's learning.

[02:52:05] No, but Loose, to touch on what you were saying.

[02:52:07] For the World Cup, I'm rooting for USA

[02:52:09] and then after we lose, probably Argentina.

[02:52:11] Yo, that Spain game today

[02:52:13] game today was actually like three ass I'm not going to watch the end is he

[02:52:17] isn't spain like like people send you're overrated well after today it's kind of

[02:52:26] crazy zero zero be honest I don't have our tickets there by type wait go open

[02:52:31] why does it look like this you would have saved it like you would have saved

[02:52:41] I'm sorry

[02:52:56] Do later tonight like please god

[02:53:01] Nobody cares that you're your shark fishing bro. Come on

[02:53:11] Nice!

[02:53:13] Nice goal, man!

[02:53:15] I love you, good shit! Watch the goal, look at it!

[02:53:19] That's my assist by the way, that's my assist by the way.

[02:53:22] Fall on defense, guys.

[02:53:24] Fall on defense, okay?

[02:53:26] Come on, I'm staying back, staying back.

[02:53:28] It's actually impossible to get out, we're all off this game.

[02:53:31] We're actually off this game.

[02:53:35] Nice one, good ball off the ball.

[02:53:37] Open up, open up.

[02:53:39] Oh no. Oh no. Stay back in net. Stay back in net, okay?

[02:53:51] I need you to get more annoyed. Those prime men more annoyed right now.

[02:53:54] Why do you want me to, I mean I'll do it, but why in the back of the net?

[02:53:58] To defend, defend. No, like he's in the line of the net. Like in the line, like not all the way in the back.

[02:54:03] Go to wherever. Get out of the back of the net. Go up to the line.

[02:54:37] Oh my god, I can't wait. They miss miss come on

[02:54:43] Run

[02:54:55] On defense let's get the fuck away from me if you ran into my car it's got it's my witness. I'm getting off

[02:55:00] I'm sitting down, I'm sitting down, I gotta get out of here.

[02:55:10] Nice touch, nice run, just keep them over there, keep them over there Ron, please.

[02:55:15] We cannot concede.

[02:55:16] Oh no, I fucked up.

[02:55:17] No, you're good.

[02:55:18] I got it.

[02:55:19] You're good, you're good.

[02:55:20] We'll score this, we'll score this, we'll score this.

[02:55:21] We need to go, we'll hit it, we'll end the game, I'm out of control.

[02:55:22] We'll hit it, we'll hit it, we'll hit it.

[02:55:23] How is it physically humanly possible to miss this mission?

[02:55:24] the game I'm not even told how is it physically humanly possible to miss this

[02:55:30] many times

[02:55:33] sketch on the bombing I gotta cut it nice one

[02:55:36] guys please focus no I got fucking demo no not like this I got I gotta go

[02:55:41] what I'm gonna say defense just keep them up

[02:55:44] Run, just hit it!

[02:55:46] Please!

[02:55:47] Please run!

[02:55:48] Keep up there!

[02:55:49] Get back, get back, get back, get back!

[02:55:50] I'm supposed to shoot!

[02:55:52] He missed!

[02:55:53] I got it!

[02:55:54] No!

[02:55:55] Oh!

[02:55:56] She touched me!

[02:55:57] I didn't touch you!

[02:55:58] Fuck!

[02:55:59] God fucking dammit, just win!

[02:56:00] I'm not in that!

[02:56:01] Run!

[02:56:02] Just keep them there as much as you can, Ron!

[02:56:03] Alright, I'm gonna just dab on this guy.

[02:56:04] Ron, I just need you to waste time!

[02:56:05] Lose!

[02:56:06] Where are you?

[02:56:07] Get out, get out, Jason!

[02:56:08] I have bombs!

[02:56:09] Nice, Lose!

[02:56:10] I got you!

[02:56:11] Lose! Where are you?

[02:56:13] Get out, get out, Jason!

[02:56:14] Nice, Lose!

[02:56:15] Good block! Oh, god, good block!

[02:56:16] Good block, good block. That was actually good.

[02:56:18] I thought Jason was in that, I wanted him to hit it.

[02:56:23] Oh, yeah. I'm in that, I'm in that.

[02:56:25] Lose!

[02:56:26] Lose, I need you-

[02:56:27] Lose, I need you to air it!

[02:56:28] Lose, I need you to-

[02:56:29] Lose, I need you to-

[02:56:30] Wait!

[02:56:31] Lose, I need you to-

[02:56:32] Lose!

[02:56:34] Lose, Lose!

[02:56:35] Get off the ground!

[02:56:41] I

[02:56:46] This is like a joke this is that as a joke

[02:56:53] Okay, I do this

[02:57:05] Oh my god, oh my god this that was the only chance

[02:57:11] I can't tell if James, he's trolling me at this point bro.

[02:57:13] Nothing, he's trolling bro.

[02:57:14] He's trolling, he's trolling bro.

[02:57:15] Alright guys, listen.

[02:57:16] All out offense.

[02:57:17] All out offense.

[02:57:22] We need all out offense now.

[02:57:30] No talking, we're lockin'.

[02:57:31] Please just focus.

[02:57:36] Oh so all of a sudden these guys know how to aerial, got it?

[02:57:38] I got it, I got it.

[02:57:39] actually

[02:57:41] Oh my god

[02:57:51] Dude just look at the ball

[02:57:53] Listen listen to my voice over listen Luis ready aim at the fucking ball

[02:57:58] Just aim at the ball. You have to suspect where like I see your car, so I assume you're gonna hit the ball

[02:58:06] How did you just get there?

[02:58:09] No.

[02:58:10] Bro, he got stuck upside down, we're never leaving, bro.

[02:58:16] Well, I don't know, we were supposed to get off this game already, bro.

[02:58:20] Yeah, man, this was supposed to be the quickest one, but this isn't even a joke anymore, man.

[02:58:25] Oh, they're just scoring another goal on us.

[02:58:29] What's gonna happen on fall, guys?

[02:58:31] Am I gonna get, like, strangled to death by the check?

[02:58:34] I'm starting to regret this challenge.

[02:58:36] like dude okay guys guys can we just can we hold on can we yeah but this is

[02:58:43] gonna be longer than Minecraft like we're winning I'm not playing this game

[02:58:47] longer than a day bro Los you guys I want you to understand I've never in my

[02:58:53] life seen a human being get stuck upside down in Rocket League like how did that

[02:58:58] even happen how did I guess bro he did us flip the corn ran out of gas so

[02:59:06] I don't want to point fingers because I want us to stick together jinx you. That was all your fault

[02:59:11] So I didn't look at that guy, but I was gonna say the exact same thing

[02:59:14] So those you being belly up on the floor in rockin me like stop

[02:59:19] Belly up two to one in a high pressure environment is my fault those that's my fault

[02:59:25] Well, you were supposed to like juggle the ball and just get it to the net

[02:59:30] Be honest with you. That isn't like I helped us score man. Like I got us a goal. I got us the lead

[02:59:34] I can't play defense and keep scoring when I went to keeper. We have no more offensive pressure. Is that in my right or wrong?

[02:59:42] Like Ron, I need you to play defense. No, stop running to me

[02:59:47] You but but the thing is JC you said that you had the goal

[02:59:51] True. He did say that he did say that and then you left the goal when we were winning

[02:59:56] All right, you guys are right. You guys are right. All right. Let's walk in JC

[02:59:59] You're supposed to be what rank on this game show us why you're that right my highest

[03:00:02] Why don't you get gold because

[03:00:04] G.C. saying he's better on offense.

[03:00:07] Or whatever you're saying.

[03:00:09] And I'll kind of play in the middle.

[03:00:11] Somebody type.

[03:00:13] Is greasy.

[03:00:15] Oh, that's what we're reading.

[03:00:16] Okay.

[03:00:17] That's fine.

[03:00:18] You said the middle and you're sitting in the net.

[03:00:20] I'm going to be a part of it.

[03:00:22] I'm going full on offense.

[03:00:24] Run.

[03:00:25] I need you to play defense hardcore.

[03:00:27] Easy.

[03:00:28] Easy.

[03:00:29] Right here.

[03:00:30] Balls? Yep, see, okay.

[03:00:32] So what I'm gonna start doing is I'm gonna act like

[03:00:33] this card doesn't exist, because before,

[03:00:35] I would assume he's gonna hit it,

[03:00:37] and then I would fuck me up, would fuck me up.

[03:00:40] Some reason Lose is scared of hitting the ball.

[03:00:43] He will actually amaze me.

[03:00:45] He wouldn't dare to amaze me.

[03:00:47] Why do I see yeets in my chat saying,

[03:00:49] do you need my number?

[03:00:50] Is that the real yeet?

[03:00:55] Yeets in your chat right now?

[03:00:58] Is that a real yeet?

[03:01:00] Why does it say yeet? That's exactly how you snuck.

[03:01:04] Loads up in that.

[03:01:05] Fuck!

[03:01:06] What's up, pretty good fucking charge!

[03:01:09] Bro, yeets in my chat can't talk us here, but fuck.

[03:01:11] Wait, that's actually like a real yeet score.

[03:01:14] See? Okay.

[03:01:14] That's cop.

[03:01:15] This is what we need to do.

[03:01:16] That's what we got on Instagram.

[03:01:16] Guys!

[03:01:17] There we go.

[03:01:18] Guys, this is what we need to do.

[03:01:19] I'm gonna play full on offense, but that means the net's gonna be wide open.

[03:01:23] Ron!

[03:01:23] That hip?

[03:01:24] I need you to play knee, bro, please.

[03:01:26] What?

[03:01:29] Guys we can do this ma'am seriously we can do this shit

[03:01:34] Is that him?

[03:01:36] Is that Noah Smith?

[03:01:38] Ron I highly fucking doubt he is watching a rock and loots stream right now bro

[03:01:44] Yo you guys are just questioning the like

[03:01:48] Questioning what?

[03:01:50] You're questioning motion bro

[03:01:52] What are you talking about bro?

[03:01:55] Lose, ho-lose, I'm just sitting in the net bro, Lose just score bro, I'm coming out of

[03:02:00] the net.

[03:02:01] Oh no, go back please, we're winning, please go back.

[03:02:05] Please fucking teammate, please just sit in that, run.

[03:02:07] Oh my god, he took, I got it.

[03:02:10] I got it.

[03:02:11] Oh my god, did you, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, I told you, I just gotta

[03:02:19] play offense guys, I told you.

[03:02:21] You

[03:02:23] You could have scored that but jinks each one of the hog

[03:02:26] I don't know he doesn't know boost because it doesn't understand the boost pad system. Oh

[03:02:31] Generally, it's generally a muscle. No, we're up to stay in that. I'm gonna literally kill myself. I'm here

[03:02:38] I'm sitting please. I need to rely on you

[03:02:43] No, it's legitimately man, and like I'm not even trying to be that guy. What the fuck have you done this game?

[03:02:48] I'm not controlling

[03:02:50] I'm like hitting cars

[03:03:11] What do you mean we you have a score of four I'm coming out of the net I'm coming in

[03:03:16] I gotta do something no. Oh my god, please God

[03:03:20] This is the only reason why the system is locked three we're up three

[03:03:25] No, no, no, no like bro, please just sit in that please these guys are burgers guys six score his name's bacon. I

[03:03:33] Got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it

[03:03:36] All right, I'm gonna go to that most I just said

[03:03:41] Nice

[03:03:43] Bro, let's open that open that hit it. Yeah, I knew it was a bad fucking idea

[03:03:50] Run, I just need you to stay keeper man, please

[03:03:54] My bet I

[03:03:56] Got this we got to get one game down, please. Oh, no, I got demo. Oh, no

[03:04:03] Oh my god, it's almost

[03:04:05] I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna kill myself. Oh, no, we're done. We're good. We're good

[03:04:12] Let's go back over and stay in golden, please if I cannot do this run, please just stand that we're gonna put

[03:04:23] I got it. I got it. I'm gonna hit it first and then we're gonna go to the next one on the left

[03:04:28] I go go go go go

[03:04:30] I missed oh no

[03:04:35] I got it I got it

[03:04:36] Loose you're not even near the ball man

[03:04:39] I'm staying middle

[03:04:40] Staying middle

[03:04:42] What is that?

[03:04:43] It's not a strap

[03:04:44] Oh my god

[03:04:45] Overgo

[03:04:46] Oh no

[03:04:47] Loose score

[03:04:48] Loose score

[03:04:49] I have no blues man

[03:04:50] No way

[03:04:51] No no no

[03:04:52] Just

[03:04:53] Rod full on defense

[03:04:54] I hit him I hit him I hit him

[03:04:55] Come on

[03:04:56] Oh shit I almost scored

[03:05:00] get him again. Oh my god. Oh my god. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you too.

[03:05:07] It's a quiet game on the pitch. Get it. Nice. We won. GG. Look, do you actually have the

[03:05:15] sign on it? It's like faking people. We did not win this. We did not get into play next.

[03:05:20] We did not win. Rob, stop early. We won. We won. We won. Now we won. Now we won. Now we won.

[03:05:28] We won, let's go.

[03:05:30] But what game do we play?

[03:05:32] Fall Guys, Fall Guys.

[03:05:34] Fall Guys, then Fortnite.

[03:05:36] We got this guys, come on.

[03:05:38] Now we knew this bro.

[03:05:40] Bobby, honestly this game took longer than I expected.

[03:05:42] This was supposed to be the easy one.

[03:05:44] How long were we on Rocket League for?

[03:05:46] Hour? Oh no.

[03:05:48] I feel like you guys are overhyped in Fortnite.

[03:05:52] Like the skill.

[03:05:54] We're playing a game on rank, you know that right?

[03:05:56] Wait, what?

[03:05:58] Wait, what?

[03:06:00] Wait, what?

[03:06:02] Wait, hold on.

[03:06:04] Yeah, wait, what?

[03:06:06] Oh, that's a lie.

[03:06:08] We're doing rockin' league ranks.

[03:06:10] We're doing ranked and everything.

[03:06:12] Nice.

[03:06:14] Bro, we're doing rockin' league ranks because I'm platinum.

[03:06:16] Ron, you're probably unreal and for my how the fuck is that?

[03:06:18] No, no, no.

[03:06:20] You have to go on a different account then, bro.

[03:06:22] You're not going on a different account.

[03:06:24] but I'm not gonna play some on the side guys so you want to play just all

[03:06:32] under city you want to play fortnight where there's actual bots in the game

[03:06:35] so we can have a lamyky ass when got it but this is a fucking challenge well

[03:06:39] wait I look like what I have bots we would be like like wait wait wait wait

[03:06:43] wait hold on in a regular trio game is bots yeah pretty sure wait is he okay

[03:06:49] Hey, that's not our fault. That's not our fault like

[03:06:54] What if we did that and if there was a little Mickey like it was met easy then we do right

[03:07:03] I'm only one rank under the best rank. Oh great great

[03:07:09] Kid on Adderall give up use a bronze account or something please

[03:07:19] Come on man. What's this one?

[03:07:23] No, I'm fine. I'm gold. I'm gold. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.

[03:07:28] Oh, you're gold. That's perfect.

[03:07:29] Turn me on.

[03:07:30] Does that gold turn you on?

[03:07:32] Jake, see, you need to promise us, but I'm going to bring it back.

[03:07:36] After every win that we get in this challenge, you have to do a different ball right.

[03:07:41] Oh, shit. He's right.

[03:07:43] Like a new one.

[03:07:44] Yeah, it's got to be exclusive.

[03:07:46] exclusive yeah give us one that like no one's heard before it's gotta be so rare

[03:07:51] also loads oh yeah I'm still yeah that's a little Batman stream I swear all

[03:07:56] right all right we're done the fucking first game finally bro finally hit one

[03:08:02] game down rockin legal oh shit I've been a bad child man game daddy guys hey yo

[03:08:11] I think we played rock at least for a whole hour and ten minutes there.

[03:08:16] That was supposed to be the easiest game.

[03:08:19] Hey guys, both of you.

[03:08:20] I have something.

[03:08:21] My great Aunt Bertha is in the chat and she just said stop cyber bullying.

[03:08:25] Lewis.

[03:08:26] So I don't give a fuck.

[03:08:29] Wait, Lois, you haven't made it to Bertha.

[03:08:32] Great Aunt Bertha.

[03:08:33] Close the stream.

[03:08:34] Yeah, Genesee.

[03:08:35] Yeah.

[03:08:36] Another one.

[03:08:37] They're close great at birth. They're close to stream. Yeah, Jeezy. Yeah, I know run run. Listen listen listen listen

[03:08:48] But you push your own grandmother down a flight of stairs so that you could rush down to get your own lasagna

[03:08:54] You're a sick fuck, bro. Great at first. I'm great at birth. Please get up mom. Tell it. I'm great at birth

[03:08:59] Hey, run. I'm being serious. You can apologize. Yo, no, this is not all right, bro

[03:09:06] Los were you paying homage to Tony Snell with that stat line?

[03:09:10] She literally did nothing. You did nothing the whole game. You just drove her out

[03:09:14] You quite literally could have put your fucking phone down and we would have been

[03:09:17] I would have been better because then I wouldn't assume he's gonna hit the ball to then reposition myself when he

[03:09:27] You know what then yo you guys got it man. Have fun finish this with duos. I'm out

[03:09:36] Come on

[03:09:38] Don't be like that. All right. I'm gonna go guys man

[03:09:41] No, no, dude. Come on. Oh, no, bro. Come on, man. Oh

[03:09:47] You got us. Let's see back

[03:09:50] Hey, man

[03:09:52] Yeah, no, it's just yo, it's

[03:09:55] Wait, you sniped?

[03:09:57] You sniped Booga?

[03:09:59] They go through a lot and it's you know, it's one of those things where it's like, yeah, man

[03:10:02] I got a like, you know, it's and then on top of it

[03:10:05] You know what I mean? So it's like everything combined with...

[03:10:08] What are you talking to, bro?

[03:10:10] What are you fucking talking to?

[03:10:12] Yo, Lose, did you kill Buga with a sniper rifle back in the day?

[03:10:19] And that's what I mean, so...

[03:10:22] Yeah, I did. I killed Buga, um...

[03:10:25] And which, you know, it's kind of one of those things where it's like...

[03:10:29] Okay, who could say they scored on LeBron? Or who could say they, you know...

[03:10:33] uh hit a baseball off otani or you know i mean so i did that you get what i'm saying

[03:10:41] you didn't do that i did that yo i haven't played full guys in forever how hard is this game

[03:10:49] like dead yo look can you die already all right man that's not funny bro i gotta chill

[03:10:55] Not funny losses somewhat human too, bro. Come on. So I'm not a human

[03:11:04] I mean like somewhat

[03:11:07] Let's please put on the fog is um

[03:11:11] Yeah, no, let me let me order your door that's real. I'm gonna get you something good. All right, man

[03:11:16] I'm gonna give you my address. I'm gonna send you right now

[03:11:20] But don't you gonna send food or no, yeah

[03:11:25] Wait, let me send you something too, I won't leak on God I won't.

[03:11:32] Yo, I don't even know if I can trust that bro.

[03:11:38] You are saying I won't leak on all of a sudden?

[03:11:41] Oh no!

[03:11:42] Alright, I'm in full guys right now.

[03:11:53] This is the first gate code, you have to put it in the notes and then this is the second

[03:11:57] gate code.

[03:11:58] I'm back.

[03:11:59] Now I'm going to be honest bro, this game is scaring me a little bit.

[03:12:01] This game is scaring me.

[03:12:02] Wait, why is your gate code 69, 69?

[03:12:04] Alright, it's just like you leak shot back.

[03:12:06] No, no, you want to leak?

[03:12:07] I can leak it.

[03:12:08] Hey, why?

[03:12:09] That's a cool right?

[03:12:10] Can you invite Luz?

[03:12:11] You want me to invite Luis?

[03:12:12] Yeah, invite Luis.

[03:12:13] Yo Luz, hey man, I'm going to need you to focus here because a 14 score in Rocket League,

[03:12:20] like I legitimately think my grandma could have put those numbers out bro.

[03:12:23] Can somebody explain how rocket or not rocket fall guys works, so okay, how does this work? Oh my god your level, too

[03:12:28] Okay, all right. Let me explain so basically there is a set of challenges, right and fall guys

[03:12:35] It's kind of like sort of a battle royale. There's gonna be I think chasin 40 or 60 people

[03:12:40] I think 40 people there's gonna be 40 people like 10 teams of three or four right or like 10 or 12 teams

[03:12:46] We have to beat obstacle courses to advance to the next round and the pool keeps getting smaller and smaller

[03:12:52] Most you played right

[03:12:55] Yeah, yeah, let me ask you something man. Do you think like you think we're fucking brain dead like who are you calling?

[03:13:02] What the fuck did I just hear I'm actually insulted that you didn't did that to be honest?

[03:13:07] Yo, just asked me to do that tubs and rocks level two. What do you want me to say bro?

[03:13:13] No, how many how many LB's are you? I did ask. Yeah, wait what how many LB's are you?

[03:13:19] if you guess it I'll tell you wait seriously can we both guess I'm gonna

[03:13:32] get you both get three strikes you're out okay two times you know what I'll be

[03:13:41] see you guys. No, I think you're like two hundred and like twenty eight pounds. No,

[03:13:56] hell no, no fucking way. Los, can we play over under? I'm not gonna. No, I'm not gonna

[03:14:03] help you like that but I know I'm not 228 bro are you 290 bro but it depends on Los's height

[03:14:12] no no that's no no that's Ron's three guesses now you've got three he's done okay Ron wait Ron

[03:14:19] when you met Los was Los taller or shorter than you shorter shorter come come on bro no bro bro

[03:14:25] bro jigsie jigsie Ron invited by the way he's he realized I did he's just a fucking idiot he

[03:14:30] doesn't have a story realistic realistic okay I'm gonna be completely honest

[03:14:34] those I actually think you're kind of skinny Lose I'm not even trolling okay

[03:14:40] what the fuck is this plafoon to me all right so those you swear to God you're

[03:14:47] taller than Ron you swear to God oh I am what do you mean look at this videos and

[03:14:53] pictures what do you mean I'm tall he's like he's like well that would make you

[03:14:57] five four then so I don't know what that's helping you or not okay so what

[03:15:01] are you actually I'm five seven okay so I'm five nine and a half and five ten

[03:15:06] yeah run by the way do you say blue me yeah okay

[03:15:11] Los you're like five ten yeah my nose is like horizontally taller than me

[03:15:19] Yo, Ron, Ron, listen, listen, if you were like in good shape, I'd be like, oh, I like, dude, you are, dude, you're disgraceful when you're short ass, bro.

[03:15:29] It's bad to look that.

[03:15:31] Like, are you proud of your body? You're sitting here body shaming people when you look like that.

[03:15:38] Buddy, like I said, go get me the fucking blue rat that is slurping.

[03:15:42] So watching you do indoor skydiving, I was impossible.

[03:15:47] They fell to the ground, and it shoots you up.

[03:15:50] You're defying, they shot me down.

[03:15:53] You're defying Oz right now.

[03:15:56] You're going straight to the ground.

[03:15:58] Yeah, OK, so what are the odds that I defied the law of gravity,

[03:16:03] or like they just malfunctioned the machine?

[03:16:07] Wait, Loves, Loves, you did indoor skydiving?

[03:16:11] Yeah, you sucked it up on YouTube?

[03:16:13] He got sucked in the bottle.

[03:16:15] The instructor was body slamming me.

[03:16:18] The instructor was trying to hold you up.

[03:16:20] Wait, wait.

[03:16:21] The instructor was trying to hold you up.

[03:16:24] The body instructor body slammed me.

[03:16:27] Wait, that's you.

[03:16:29] Yeah, no, if you want to do it, go do it again.

[03:16:33] You're too heavy, bro.

[03:16:35] Why was she slamming me like that like that's not cool like I like I know we're joking around

[03:16:46] well that's really not cool it's not professional.

[03:16:49] Bro, she wasn't trying to slam you you were weighing down the entire system.

[03:16:54] What do you want from me?

[03:16:56] Can you join the game?

[03:16:58] Can you join the game?

[03:16:59] Why does it take an hour to get in?

[03:17:01] Well no, what's your name?

[03:17:03] Are you 5'1", 170?

[03:17:05] Yes.

[03:17:06] Oh, who?

[03:17:07] I was like, who is it?

[03:17:09] Uh.

[03:17:10] Los, what's your favorite type of candy?

[03:17:13] How are you a hot dog on this game?

[03:17:16] That was just awesome.

[03:17:18] Um, favorite kind of candy?

[03:17:20] What are your, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, uh, nerds, gummy clusters.

[03:17:25] Ooh, that's actually good.

[03:17:26] Not gonna lie, it's a hot take.

[03:17:28] I'm a fan of warheads.

[03:17:30] Real talk.

[03:17:31] Oh man.

[03:17:32] No, I don't like that much sour.

[03:17:34] No, I like it.

[03:17:34] I look he like it.

[03:17:36] Bro, I'm eating this German candy right now.

[03:17:39] It's called pizzas.

[03:17:41] Sauron de lasso sins, briso du apples.

[03:17:47] Yeah, so yeah, I have some protein chocolate to my right.

[03:17:50] Give me a minute.

[03:17:50] I'm going to go grab that protein chocolate.

[03:17:53] Bro, just say no, there's a good ass chocolate bar.

[03:17:56] That's like zero sugar.

[03:17:57] I don't know if you guys have seen this.

[03:17:58] Hey, that doesn't exist as zero sugar.

[03:18:02] chocolate bar so you swear to god that exists no i saw it on tiktok bro it's like a yellow packaging

[03:18:09] yo is anyone here from ireland bro i got this like snack from oopsies like what is this bro i

[03:18:14] don't know what this is this was from ireland bro i'm not even trolling this is the best candy

[03:18:19] i've ever been sent like i'm not kidding when i say this bro this is germany has the best candy

[03:18:25] I've ever had in my life, bro

[03:18:27] The fuck is this?

[03:18:30] Yo, you guys like quiz losers. No, you guys know there's a ready up button, right?

[03:18:39] Then ready, wait

[03:18:41] This is 500 calories

[03:18:44] Wait on God is alcohol?

[03:18:47] Wait, look, I have another question

[03:18:49] I have an important question I wanted to ask you.

[03:18:54] It tastes like alcohol, no true.

[03:18:56] Oh my god, it tastes like alcohol.

[03:18:58] Is there alcohol in this?

[03:19:00] No true, it tastes like alcohol.

[03:19:02] Oh, it's only 32.

[03:19:04] Loves, I have a question.

[03:19:06] Loves, did you end up actually getting donut fries in that old clip or what's that guy lying?

[03:19:13] The clip from like six years ago.

[03:19:15] Wait, this tastes like beer.

[03:19:17] Did you get doughnut fries loves um no that was that was Jake my brother and no I didn't get doughnut fries

[03:19:25] So he was trolling you swear to God you never got doughnut fries. No, I didn't do I don't even know what that is

[03:19:30] I think Jake ate them and they made a joke and then

[03:19:35] So you've never in your entire life had doughnut fries from Duncan

[03:19:40] Who's putting on this game? I'm getting held down by 10 people

[03:19:43] Bro just run a job guys. It's two controls. This is like

[03:19:47] We're playing, we're gonna leave, we're gonna leave, we're playing in the ram, this is LeMickey.

[03:19:51] No, it's LeMickey.

[03:19:52] Ron, it auto fills, chat, we can't turn off.

[03:19:54] No, turn off auto fill.

[03:19:55] Wait, chat, can I turn off auto fill, or...?

[03:19:57] I can, right?

[03:19:59] I can?

[03:20:04] Yo, I'm confused, does anyone know what skinnest mini-caramels are?

[03:20:08] Is this a beer, fucking chocolate? This tastes like alcohol.

[03:20:11] Bro, Ron, just eat protein or something, bro. You're always eating some bullshit.

[03:20:15] Just eat protein, bro.

[03:20:16] Run you like chicken and rice dog. I like yo, yo

[03:20:21] Like the taste of chicken and rice. Yeah, right? It's unhealthy. How the fuck is that unhealthy? Loose?

[03:20:27] How the fuck is chicken and rice unhealthy? How?

[03:20:31] It's unhealthy for you

[03:20:37] Cross finish line

[03:20:39] close close very fucking close just cross the finish line

[03:20:42] close you need a cross or not going to ramp

[03:20:45] close you need to cross go up

[03:20:49] oh my close you need to cross or not going to

[03:20:52] close go up the ramp go up the ramp or not going to qualify

[03:20:56] now quick quick close quick close

[03:21:00] quick

[03:21:08] Nice, got you to go, you got you to go, Mose.

[03:21:11] Yo, these guys are still, yo, you guys are weird.

[03:21:14] Well, bro, stream sniped is all guys.

[03:21:18] Mose, I'm not kidding when I say this,

[03:21:19] this game has more stream snipers than any game of all time.

[03:21:23] We might be here for eight hours.

[03:21:25] No, no, it gets hard.

[03:21:26] Okay, we already qualified.

[03:21:27] This is easy.

[03:21:28] No, we're good, bro.

[03:21:29] This is like, I feel like we're gonna win this one.

[03:21:31] Bro, but the thing is, you have to be the last team standing.

[03:21:34] Oh yeah, count the fruit, okay.

[03:21:35] Go to the group.

[03:21:36] Don't get scared of the fruit, bro.

[03:21:38] This is easy. This is way too easy, bro

[03:21:41] All right, we got this lock in but most do you know what like any fruits?

[03:21:47] Yo, jesse jesse man, man, you're home

[03:21:52] What's your favorite fruit that has

[03:21:55] grapes

[03:21:58] One banana one grape two banana one grape two banana one. I can't I can't do anything. I can't do anything

[03:22:05] I can't do anything

[03:22:06] Two banana one great two banana one great wait. I'm out. It's it. I don't got eliminated

[03:22:12] How are you out already? I don't know great great great wait. What is this? What is this?

[03:22:16] You got eliminated before it started. Are you serious man?

[03:22:21] What wait like no people died to a banana?

[03:22:25] Wait, no stop touching me you stupid fuck Ron. I think we should automatically jump off because we have a teammate

[03:22:30] Two! Two strawberries!

[03:22:32] One green thing! No, two green things!

[03:22:34] Ron, no, no, no! We have to die!

[03:22:36] We have to die! We have to die! We have a random teammate!

[03:22:38] We have to die!

[03:22:40] Why? It's Lameki, it's Lameki! We have to die!

[03:22:42] What?

[03:22:44] Ron, jump off, jump off!

[03:22:46] I'm not even joking!

[03:22:48] Wait, what?

[03:22:50] We have a teammate, bro! It's not even fair!

[03:22:52] You just said we have to play with one!

[03:22:54] No, no, we can turn off Phil!

[03:22:56] We can turn off Phil! Guys, go back to Lucy!

[03:22:58] Lucy loose did you order me food or should I order food? I'm ordering you food right now. Jaycee. Let me order you food

[03:23:06] I'm gonna get a let me get a salad. Let's let me get a salad

[03:23:10] No, no, no, no, it's it's I'll give you maybe

[03:23:14] Wait chat, how do I turn off Phil though? What how? Oh?

[03:23:19] We can't never mind. So I just burnt that

[03:23:23] I swear to God this product contains 2% alcohol

[03:23:28] like nothing. Wait. No. No.

[03:23:35] Jesse, text me.

[03:23:38] You're actually going to order me food. Are you serious?

[03:23:41] Yes, I got it. Thank you.

[03:23:44] What are you ordering me, bro?

[03:23:46] I'm going to text you right now.

[03:23:48] Text me? It's going to be a surprise that I'm getting you both the same shit.

[03:23:52] How far is it?

[03:23:54] Well, I'm gonna see right now, right? So you actually seriously want me to text you my address?

[03:24:00] Yeah, I texted them on. All right, most you need to make sure that you give them the code or else they're not gonna get in

[03:24:04] I put both the code

[03:24:06] All right, most I just texted you my address

[03:24:10] All right, no, how do I hear a SWAT helicopter outside my house after I gave you my address loose most I texted you my address

[03:24:19] Okay

[03:24:22] Most follows

[03:24:24] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I just drank out of

[03:24:32] that I spit in yesterday. All right. I texted. I texted.

[03:24:39] Okay. Just send me whatever. Okay. Guys, we can't turn off Phil.

[03:24:43] So, we have to win with the random. Cue it up. Cue it up.

[03:24:45] So, you just made us leave. Bro, I got trolled. I got one guy.

[03:24:49] Somebody in my chat told me we could. No, it's ready up.

[03:24:52] one second I'm making let me make this order and then we'll do it.

[03:24:55] Lose can you do me a favor can you order me like 40 wings?

[03:25:00] Lose 40 wings yes.

[03:25:02] Can you order me something from AutoZone Lose?

[03:25:05] I don't even know if you can order anything from AutoZone I think it's like in person thing.

[03:25:09] Lose is AutoZone. Wait let me ask you let me ask you as both you like Spice or no Spice?

[03:25:13] Spice. I love Spice. I love Spice. Spice okay but.

[03:25:16] So Lose whatever you're giving us is a surprise.

[03:25:20] Yeah.

[03:25:22] Ron, watch this be a pipe bomb.

[03:25:25] I mean, bro.

[03:25:26] No, I'm not even getting like.

[03:25:27] But I will say you guys are going to love it.

[03:25:29] I actually said, yo, Ron, did you actually send it?

[03:25:31] I actually sent it in my address.

[03:25:32] I'm not going to send it in my address.

[03:25:34] Right.

[03:25:34] I got excited for when this arrives.

[03:25:37] Should I check my phone in like an hour?

[03:25:40] I'll just tell you when it's there.

[03:25:43] Oh, send me your address.

[03:25:45] I'm going to send you something too.

[03:25:47] Wait, I'm going to send you the code too.

[03:25:49] Can I send you the code?

[03:25:50] Yeah, yeah, I'll send it.

[03:25:51] Okay.

[03:25:52] So bro, just let me know what it is, bro.

[03:25:56] I'm gonna just send this.

[03:25:57] Yo, Faxo, can you hear me?

[03:25:58] Yo, Faxo, I'm telling you to send me your address, bro.

[03:26:02] Hold on.

[03:26:04] Wait, no, you send me your address.

[03:26:06] I'll send you something too.

[03:26:12] Send?

[03:26:13] Oh, I know what I'm sending him.

[03:26:19] come on let's submit dude i don't need you to set a salad bro i'm not sending you a salad

[03:26:25] i'm not saying something that you actually would eat bro come on

[03:26:31] bro hurry up and ready up bro what are you like what's taking so long to order i'm sending you

[03:26:36] this order dude chill bro he's actually he's slow you guys like clam chowder no no you dude what the

[03:26:42] Fuck no

[03:26:48] Most can you ready up clam chowder Jesus

[03:26:54] All right guys, we can't get up all guys so we're gonna win tighten up let's go

[03:26:58] I'm tight that was on me. I did not know that we couldn't like I thought I thought

[03:27:05] He's sending a no no no don't send me do not send me chillies, bro. Hold on please. I am not in the mood to each

[03:27:12] No, I know what he's doing. No, I know what he's doing.

[03:27:14] He's a Chili's number one customer.

[03:27:17] He's trying to order food to keep his reputation with Chili's, bro.

[03:27:20] Yo, do not send me any Chili's. I don't want that shit, bro.

[03:27:23] The thing is, if you're going to order us food, adjust to our bodies and portions.

[03:27:29] Don't send me like 18 Domino's pizzas, bro.

[03:27:36] I know that could be the most...

[03:27:39] I'm gonna say this uh Ron's order I'm only I only did it so far it's $500

[03:27:54] No, dude, can you guys just trust me here? Can you just trust me?

[03:27:58] Hey, I'm locked right now.

[03:28:00] Hold on, bro.

[03:28:04] I'm getting grabbed.

[03:28:05] I can't tell my god.

[03:28:06] Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?

[03:28:11] Right.

[03:28:11] Let's get continuously grabbed, bro.

[03:28:14] Like, they're saying Losus sending us his order.

[03:28:20] What do you eat?

[03:28:21] Oh, it's not my order.

[03:28:25] I was doing your order, bro!

[03:28:27] Bro, run, Lose! You have to run!

[03:28:31] Lose, can you fucking run?

[03:28:33] We're not gonna-

[03:28:35] Did we make it? Please tell me we made it.

[03:28:37] Yeah, it's fine, guys.

[03:28:39] Bruno, so you need to run.

[03:28:41] Yo, Jinx is mitochondria.

[03:28:43] We're not going to run.

[03:28:45] We're not going to run.

[03:28:47] We're not going to run.

[03:28:49] We're not going to run.

[03:28:51] We're not going to run.

[03:28:53] Yo, Jinx is mitochondria. What are you typing, bro?

[03:28:56] Bro, you have to actually try on the second phase, please.

[03:29:00] Lo, they don't work.

[03:29:01] You actually are so talented, bro.

[03:29:04] I just want to see you succeed today, man.

[03:29:07] Lo, it's your beautiful.

[03:29:07] Show us why you're a gamer, bro.

[03:29:10] Lo, it's your beautiful.

[03:29:11] You're gonna be on red for two whole weeks.

[03:29:14] Hey.

[03:29:17] Um.

[03:29:18] Lo's matters, man.

[03:29:19] Oh, man, you guys are gonna love this, man.

[03:29:21] Oh, they're saying that you're scrolling your door-dash-4U page, bro. Please. Wait, this one's actually... Wait, does it actually get harder per game?

[03:29:31] Yes, yes it does. Yes it does.

[03:29:34] What are you laying on? What are you laying on?

[03:29:36] I'm laying on the floor.

[03:29:37] Alright, we got great orange.

[03:29:39] That's SpongeBob?

[03:29:41] Great orange.

[03:29:46] Great orange.

[03:29:47] Yes.

[03:29:48] Yes.

[03:29:51] great

[03:29:56] hey Ron what what sauce with angel hair pasta

[03:30:01] any sauce you want I don't know what pasta that is what sauces do you have

[03:30:06] watermelon grape cherry I mean I just died because this game is fucking

[03:30:41] I'm almost done, I need 30 seconds!

[03:30:44] Alright, you finish ordering and then we'll make you up.

[03:30:47] We're deadass gonna be here until like minimum like 10 o'clock my time so

[03:30:51] I hope y'all enjoy the stream today, deadass.

[03:30:53] Mos.

[03:30:54] This is like the most dumb shit ever, bro.

[03:30:56] We're not gonna win, bro.

[03:30:58] Mos, you have like connections to every food person, how did you just call up the restaurant?

[03:31:05] Yo, just trust, man!

[03:31:08] Mos, let me know when you're done ordering, bro,

[03:31:10] Cuz I'm not gonna move a freaking muscle until you're actually locked in playing the game

[03:31:16] I'm gonna do a segment where I just click on Losus Chad. I'm just gonna see what this I think

[03:31:21] Fun, just to look at it

[03:31:28] You could tell Los thinks he's good enough to take up some of the earth's oxygen

[03:31:34] If you come to Watt for it off skin you alive

[03:31:40] Can it just tie already?

[03:31:47] Now this is fun this is what you're like

[03:31:51] I'm like, have you seen this shit?

[03:31:53] Yeah.

[03:31:57] I can't run because he trips on his own belly.

[03:32:06] Yo, what the fuck did you just read?

[03:32:15] Oh my god.

[03:32:17] Oh man.

[03:32:19] Oh, you almost politely requesting if we could play fall guys, please God, bro. What are you ordering bro? Like what are you ordering?

[03:32:31] Okay, yeah, there we go. What buddy you had like nine instructions for your delivery. What?

[03:32:39] All right, most just are we ready are we done are we done already?

[03:32:44] Yep, so it's just ready up and ready up

[03:32:49] You know your order was only 400 JC. What are you ordering that it's a thousand dollars total loads?

[03:32:58] All right. I mean I mean you swear to God you sent $400 worth of food to my house I did and

[03:33:04] you said $500 to mine yes so and I'm telling you right now like guys guys I know for a fact you

[03:33:13] You guys are both gonna love this shit, bro.

[03:33:16] So how am I gonna eat $400 worth of food without my heart needing a pump, like, three

[03:33:22] hours into it?

[03:33:23] This might be his actual daily meal, so just chill, bro, don't be nice or don't be mean

[03:33:27] anything to us.

[03:33:28] Yo, yo, yo.

[03:33:29] Oh my god, it's just not, it's just never ending.

[03:33:32] It's just never ending, man.

[03:33:33] Can I be honest with you, Los?

[03:33:34] Like, do you ever have, like, give or order DoorDash so much that, like, the guy who delivers

[03:33:39] it, you run into the same dude over and over?

[03:33:42] No, I know that's that you have a I don't

[03:33:49] Have much, huh?

[03:33:51] Do you do you have a Wendy's runner?

[03:33:56] Yeah, Chad, what do you guys think about these guys are they are these just a bunch of like like bully guys or what?

[03:34:04] Like all the kids in the chat that you know might get bullied in the school

[03:34:07] These guys sound like nice guys to you. I think they're bullies and to be honest, bro

[03:34:12] You know you now saved $50,000 in Dora's congratulations this year

[03:34:21] No, yeah

[03:34:23] You know what most you're right. I'm actually sorry. I'm done. Let's talk it

[03:34:27] You know, it's a crazy thing about the whole thing

[03:34:29] Why is Patrick's star holding me?

[03:34:49] Look, did you get knocked off?

[03:34:52] Yes, bro, they're holding me.

[03:34:55] I've never hated someone as much as I hate you, Los.

[03:35:00] Yo, start reading the positive comments, Los.

[03:35:05] Orange watermelon, orange watermelon, apple.

[03:35:08] Look out for the positive.

[03:35:11] Where's the watermelon?

[03:35:13] Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here.

[03:35:17] Oh, no.

[03:35:18] My team has fucking CT.

[03:35:20] Wait!

[03:35:21] You got the CT?

[03:35:22] We pulled, right?

[03:35:23] Yeah, I got it. I got it.

[03:35:26] First place relax. We're good. Oh, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.

[03:35:29] Lose focus on the game!

[03:35:31] Yeah, lose it. Lose. What are you doing, bro? Focus on the fucking game that we're playing.

[03:35:36] I mean, what the fuck are you guys doing? What is this, bro?

[03:35:39] I was the last one to die out of us three, bro. How about a thank you?

[03:35:44] Bro, I'm gonna be honest. Our teammates are sweating. You see what he's doing?

[03:35:48] Wait, that's our teammate?

[03:35:49] Yo, our teammates doing the like broken shit like our teammates good. We're gonna automatically win this

[03:35:55] No, I think we got look at good

[03:35:56] We got like we actually got stream sniped in a good way like this guys are gonna sweat on our team

[03:36:01] Yes, exactly, bro exactly. We should win this no problem, bro. Because the teammates actually good. Yeah, let me kill Mickey whatever bro

[03:36:09] I always put this fucking

[03:36:11] How is it?

[03:36:12] Mickey just cuz someone's good like yeah, I'm not even kidding and then we're gonna be end up still being here for like four hours

[03:36:20] And then they're gonna say oh like there's gonna laugh

[03:36:23] Most walk in bro

[03:36:28] Maybe I need to change my skin bro, cuz you're just going after the hot bone

[03:36:33] True they can see your gamer tag though. No, it's not something they can see you get

[03:36:37] guys lock in please stop walking no no no bro I'm gonna need to carry on

[03:36:49] for my right dude like I'm gonna carry no way for me all the way back I'm done

[03:36:55] walking walking close how much points have you gotten because I think I've

[03:36:59] gotten 30 right now my god 37 no we're at 37 that's our team

[03:37:06] Total those are our team points. No, I have one

[03:37:19] No

[03:37:24] All right, we should be the second team to qualify guys just slug it. Yeah

[03:37:27] I

[03:37:35] Not kidding this should be an easy win bro

[03:37:37] We get right into fortnight after this should be a free win only four spots remain. Hey, do you want to do for my next or apex legends?

[03:37:44] God, I mean, I think we go in order of difficulty

[03:37:47] So I think apex is probably the hardest one right run don't you agree? No, no, no, I think we saved the best for less

[03:37:53] Yeah, for that we save for last low key. Yo

[03:37:56] Hey guys, I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't know these two games. We knew we're gonna be easy

[03:38:01] We picked two easy games and two hard games

[03:38:03] So like I don't really know what's gonna happen when we get on a battery out like apex legends. We'll be honest with you

[03:38:10] What is this mode by the way? What is this? All right, so this one's all memory. It creates a path. You just follow this little path

[03:38:18] It's all memory what so here look

[03:38:20] Where's all you got a no-run is just follow the crowd and stay close

[03:38:25] Follow the crowd and stay close and whatever you don't die because if you die at the end you have to respawn if this guy

[03:38:31] Dive me one more fucking time

[03:38:36] Watch out for the potatoes you have to watch out of the potatoes. I'm low-key fooling a little

[03:38:43] Most right there right there

[03:38:45] Remember, just stay close to the pack.

[03:38:50] You never want to be the first guy to go.

[03:38:52] We're getting close to the end.

[03:38:53] This is where it matters.

[03:38:54] Better?

[03:38:55] Yes, this is where it matters.

[03:38:56] This way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way.

[03:39:01] Wait, my thing's bogged.

[03:39:03] Oh no.

[03:39:04] I went the wrong way.

[03:39:05] Oh no.

[03:39:06] Oh no.

[03:39:07] Wait.

[03:39:08] I went the wrong way, but all the stream sniping degenerates followed us, so we're good.

[03:39:14] It's ready, ready, ready, ready, come on, come on, come on!

[03:39:17] Guys, hurry! Hurry!

[03:39:21] Get in there, Rose! Get in there, Rose! Nice!

[03:39:24] Go, Rose! Ron, did you fall?

[03:39:27] Oh, my fucking god.

[03:39:28] No, did we fall off? No!

[03:39:30] Who fell off?

[03:39:31] What?!

[03:39:32] Ron?

[03:39:33] No, fuck!

[03:39:36] I was the second guy in the entire lobby to qualify-

[03:39:39] Oh, my god, Agus!

[03:39:41] You guys fell off the map!

[03:39:43] You fucking stomp!

[03:39:45] I sold! I sold!

[03:39:47] You stomp!

[03:39:48] Los, I don't even want to get started with you bro

[03:39:50] You fucking stomp!

[03:39:52] I didn't know, Rob, but I literally said I didn't understand it

[03:39:56] Jaycee, Jaycee, you literally told me to follow someone

[03:40:00] So I followed someone

[03:40:02] Bro, but that's what I did

[03:40:03] I followed the guy in the front and I was the second guy in

[03:40:06] I was the second guy in

[03:40:07] Dude, I would take accountability

[03:40:10] But, but, I, I, those men, you're just like talking so loud, I was stressed, I didn't know where to look, I didn't know where to do anything, like, you want to just chill, like, get assed.

[03:40:22] I didn't talk over it, dude, I'm being told, Los didn't even fall, run, you're the only one that fell.

[03:40:26] Yeah, I know, and I'm apologizing, bro.

[03:40:29] Bro, guys, bro, I just, that was my first, that was my first fuck up, bro, that was my first fuck up, I'll give it to you, bro.

[03:40:35] I'll give it to you, kid, that was my first fuck up.

[03:40:38] you guys we're good everybody just calm down yo those I don't know if I don't fight over

[03:40:44] you are you fucking stupid most I don't know if you want to sit here for like 86 hours

[03:40:49] bro loads I got shit to do man cue the fucking game bro looks ready up you're never ready

[03:40:55] enough why do you never ready up close oh guys but you have to ready up quicker you have

[03:41:05] to be ready to play you're not ready guys I just walk in you think I fucking need

[03:41:11] to be doing this while I'm fucking you know that I'm getting fucking yell I'm

[03:41:16] getting screamed and yell that okay you're so I ordered you beautiful

[03:41:21] dinners okay and all I'm doing is getting fucking it's a tax so I say the

[03:41:27] right I say the ready up in your responses I just won nine mil I don't

[03:41:32] I don't care. Yo bro, what the fuck?

[03:41:35] I've never even in my life heard somebody respond to that.

[03:41:38] You're that not locked in.

[03:41:40] Wait, you know what I'm saying? Nobody has 9 mil.

[03:41:43] I always suck, I suck.

[03:41:46] You could tell that you think that you matter.

[03:41:49] Like no, Troll, now I get it.

[03:41:51] Now I actually get it.

[03:41:54] Bro, I felt bad for a minute there when you did that little guilt trip bullshit.

[03:41:58] But after that man after that little mark a little snow go fuck yourself. Oh

[03:42:04] Can you ready up? I just made nine million. I care that your response Wow, that's what you think that's what I was saying

[03:42:14] Adversion like you guys are just yelling at me. It's like it's like it's saying bro

[03:42:19] No, we feel bad for you those lock in bro. Come on. How do I tell you how do you jump?

[03:42:24] How do you jump?

[03:42:25] How do you jump?

[03:42:25] The skate has been out for, I don't know, six years.

[03:42:29] Loose, there's only like so many controllers, or so many buttons on your controller,

[03:42:33] just keep clicking them until you find it.

[03:42:36] Let's shut those up back up.

[03:42:37] Alright, I was like, the bird's gotta crawl.

[03:42:39] Where are y'all at?

[03:42:41] I'm good, I'm good.

[03:42:41] Imagine like, just imagine acting cocky over a Fall Guys game.

[03:42:45] Like, that's actually crazy, bro.

[03:42:48] Loose, okay, what the fuck are you saying?

[03:42:50] Loose, it's not about acting.

[03:42:51] Oh my god, you're in last place.

[03:42:52] Loose, how are you in last place?

[03:42:54] Loose you're in fucking place

[03:42:58] Where is he go on the ramp? Loose go on the ramp now go up now go up nice though

[03:43:04] Loose you have to charge it. Yeah, it's about height. It's about height. Oh

[03:43:07] Oh my god.

[03:43:09] Holy.

[03:43:11] Fucking guys, this is on my car, bro.

[03:43:15] No jumping, no jumping, Los.

[03:43:17] No jumping.

[03:43:19] No jumping.

[03:43:21] Los, you playing video games should be a war cry.

[03:43:25] God, you're on my car.

[03:43:27] Jump for it, Los.

[03:43:29] I don't fuck you, grab it!

[03:43:33] R-R-T, R-T.

[03:43:35] R-T, R-T. Grab it with the right trigger.

[03:43:38] Right trigger.

[03:43:38] No, no, no, no.

[03:43:40] Please tell me, please tell me.

[03:43:42] Yes.

[03:43:46] Nah, son, you're actually sped.

[03:43:48] Come on, hand that guy and get his IP address.

[03:43:51] Yo.

[03:43:55] Most locked in, bro.

[03:43:56] We could be office games.

[03:43:58] It's like, why are the stream snipers just holding me

[03:44:01] and not you guys?

[03:44:03] I wonder.

[03:44:05] Like get off my fucking hot dog

[03:44:09] I'm gonna faint bro. All right

[03:44:13] You do this all the time just dodge the food all you do

[03:44:17] That's why you doing that bro. Oh man. Yo

[03:44:22] Lock in lock in lock in

[03:44:27] You have good luck with the she's I was on this one, bro

[03:44:29] Wait, did you already did you already fucking fall off?

[03:44:33] Oh my god, oh my god, they're holding me. You see you're gonna hold or just hold it. You see their dead ass is holding

[03:44:40] I need you to be somewhat competent or we're gonna be on

[03:44:46] Being run just keep moving they

[03:44:51] Know fucking way

[03:45:03] But guys look at what you just keep moving it doesn't matter. You just guide it you guide it

[03:45:10] Oh

[03:45:12] No, yeah, I got it. Jixie. I'm him bro. Okay. We're still gonna qualify, but dude you guys didn't lock it on the next one, bro

[03:45:20] Oh my god, he's actually go to wait. What the fuck? Wait, why are they not red and jinx you know?

[03:45:25] No, it's because I'm moving and I have more than eight brain cells, bro

[03:45:28] If you keep moving they can't grab you. Oh, you can hurdle them dude

[03:45:31] guys guys like this is you think that

[03:45:36] you're like smart because you can

[03:45:38] navigate all guys buddy I know for a

[03:45:41] fact my IQ is higher than yours bro

[03:45:43] I'll do all I like who posted whole

[03:45:46] thing if you're a fucking IQ test right

[03:45:48] now I was doing IQ test bro doing IQ

[03:45:50] test right now because you're gonna be

[03:45:51] dead spectating the next I don't know

[03:45:53] three games for the next five hours

[03:45:55] anyways so just do it now before I

[03:45:57] I went to college, you guys dropped out in high school, you didn't finish the fucking game.

[03:46:07] What was your high school GPA bro?

[03:46:10] That's neither here nor there, that doesn't even matter.

[03:46:15] What college did you go to?

[03:46:17] What college?

[03:46:20] I went to county college, right?

[03:46:25] many years. For half of one semester, you went to your

[03:46:32] dead ass college for three months and you're flexing your

[03:46:36] college education on us and you won't even say your high school

[03:46:39] GPA. You didn't even get accepted to college. I got

[03:46:42] accepted to West Virginia. I got accepted to places. I did

[03:46:46] accepted for what?

[03:46:49] What do you mean accepted for what like to do scholarship or

[03:46:53] something? What would you get? What did you get accepted for?

[03:46:55] This is how I know you didn't you actually get a good account you don't even know you do apply for college

[03:47:02] Well, you know what? Are you brain dead?

[03:47:08] Here's what I'm saying. You won't say your high school GPA. So Annie's that again, and I know you're

[03:47:18] First of all, hold on

[03:47:21] Because I know it's not basketball

[03:47:22] So what'd you get accepted for because it wasn't your greats

[03:47:36] Sure, Jixi this isn't fucking football, bro, okay here you you have nothing on me

[03:47:42] Loose I understand you have a good three pointer, but you can't move up and down the court brown

[03:47:48] This isn't the two-hype days, bro. You can't move

[03:47:50] You haven't been mobile since 2016 if we won the one in basketball I would win

[03:47:57] Dude all Jinx cash nasty

[03:48:01] Brain is just rotted with tiktok comments. He's not a human anymore guys

[03:48:05] You're watching a person who's been live for 500 days straight who cannot see all he does is recite on this

[03:48:13] You're literally referencing like

[03:48:16] Like tiktok shit that I've seen

[03:48:18] I'm not kidding bro.

[03:48:20] Los, did you get dropped off my cache?

[03:48:23] Hey, this is the final round, alright?

[03:48:26] So let's actually tighten up here.

[03:48:28] Yo Los!

[03:48:29] The tops!

[03:48:30] Yo Los!

[03:48:31] Yo Los!

[03:48:32] Yo Los!

[03:48:33] Yo Los!

[03:48:34] Yo Los!

[03:48:35] Yo Los!

[03:48:36] Yo Los!

[03:48:37] Yo Los!

[03:48:38] Yo Los!

[03:48:39] Yo, did you get dropped off my cache, nasty?

[03:48:42] Yo Los!

[03:48:43] Yo Los!

[03:48:44] Yo Los!

[03:48:45] Yeah, I love this.

[03:48:47] Uh, well all of us are alive, that's actually good, at least.

[03:48:52] Yeah, I'm dead now.

[03:48:55] Yep, I'm probably dead.

[03:48:58] You're Los.

[03:49:00] Hey Los, it's me.

[03:49:02] Los, are you locked in over there?

[03:49:04] She left me on her own.

[03:49:06] There's a fucking weird guy holding me, bro.

[03:49:09] Los Polos, are you there?

[03:49:13] You're such yeah, you deserve to die pussy

[03:49:23] Hey, it's me. Hey, it's me. Oh my god. I'm a fucking burger boy. Oh my god

[03:49:31] Let's cut him out. Cut him up. We can win this. It's me and you love

[03:49:35] Because I'm watching you bro. No, I'm watching you impress me hot dog

[03:49:38] Oh, come on, let's keep it going. Yes. Yes.

[03:49:43] No. No. No. Oh, my God. Wait, did we lose? Wait, it's a lie. This does not count. So

[03:49:53] we're clear. This does not count. Why would you go? Why won't this count? This would count

[03:49:58] 100%. It's not because he's a team, bro, because it's not us guys. The challenge was us. You

[03:50:05] You guys are being like Mickey bro. Oh my god. I saw leave the game leave the game. All right, Jaycee

[03:50:10] What are you talking about? This is our teammate, bro. No, there's how long it's all my food's here

[03:50:18] Well, yeah

[03:50:23] Yeah, I could tell the guard gate to be careful because there's nothing 700 pounds of food coming to my door

[03:50:30] Jaycee yours is 655 estimate. All right, what's what?

[03:50:35] And yours is...

[03:50:38] He loves us, loves us, loves us, loves us.

[03:50:40] Hold on, hold on.

[03:50:45] No, do you know how to fucking...

[03:50:46] Yours says, yours says 415.

[03:50:48] 415? Like my time or your time?

[03:50:51] Your time.

[03:50:54] What the fuck did you order, Los?

[03:50:57] I don't know, we just...

[03:50:58] Another hour? What the fuck did you order?

[03:51:01] Wait.

[03:51:02] Yeah.

[03:51:04] Hey, you'll see, I understand this is like a stream or whatever, yo, I know like you're

[03:51:19] probably true, bro.

[03:51:20] If you actually ordered $400 of food work to my house, bro, like, like my mom's legitimately

[03:51:24] going to be concerned.

[03:51:25] Like, bro, she's going to think she's got some, she can eat some, bro, you're like,

[03:51:30] Wait, did you get me?

[03:51:34] No, like a form. No kind of I'll say kind of

[03:51:39] But most you can't order $400 food to my like that's not you're trolling right it's not actually $400 it is

[03:51:47] After you guys get it, I'll show you the receipts

[03:51:52] How did you go from $400 to $500 of my house like what what more years I think more expensive because of where you where you are

[03:51:59] and I think about $100. Yeah,

[03:52:04] like your place was more expensive.

[03:52:05] I don't say that.

[03:52:06] What am I supposed to do with $400 of food though?

[03:52:09] But like you realize that's like a big,

[03:52:11] this is the problem.

[03:52:12] I can't have,

[03:52:13] let's get a $400 worth of food at my house, man.

[03:52:15] Oh, my God.

[03:52:16] Listen, listen,

[03:52:17] if you want to throw it out after you're done,

[03:52:19] you can, but I'm saying if you have family, friends,

[03:52:22] like they can eat it too, bro.

[03:52:24] I mean, you,

[03:52:25] Wait wait wait wait wait, Ron's in a house with a bunch of people.

[03:52:29] Did you order me the Wing Special that's going on where you order $500 for the wings where it's 500 wings?

[03:52:35] No, no it's not wings. I didn't get wings.

[03:52:39] Those people just tell me what you got me.

[03:52:43] Do you want it, to the surprise me spoiled?

[03:52:45] Yeah, yeah, Jixxie, LJXD bro. What are you doing bro, something like this?

[03:52:48] Yeah, if you want it spoiled I'll spoil it, if you guys want it, if you want me to spoil it, I'll do it.

[03:52:51] I'll do it like fine. I'll wait. Yeah

[03:52:57] What is this?

[03:53:01] Yeah, the most sales wins. Okay got it. Holy brain rot. We have to get this new. This is a new mode

[03:53:07] It's gonna update. No, they know this is not new. It's not new bro

[03:53:15] How do you steal the tail?

[03:53:17] Have you ever bought like a furry costume?

[03:53:20] Yeah.

[03:53:21] Did you ever go on a furry cog?

[03:53:25] I never went into the cog because I wasn't allowed but I wouldn't go like I was told.

[03:53:29] But what do you mean you weren't allowed?

[03:53:32] Because of there were like things that happened online I can't.

[03:53:36] Wait are you like being serious?

[03:53:39] It's yeah I don't even honestly legally speak I'm not even gonna talk about the details

[03:53:43] of that.

[03:53:44] What the fuck did you do?

[03:53:47] It's not that I what a guy what did I do it's what did I not do

[03:53:56] I'm not saying that on stream. I'll tell you all stream, but let's say to the party no

[03:54:02] Nice you qualify nice there we go

[03:54:07] There we go, baby

[03:54:10] Check my door at 655 right 655

[03:54:13] Oh, yeah, but I'll get an update it might be shoot us sooner

[03:54:19] For some reason rods is taking long. Yeah, where did you fucking order? Oh?

[03:54:25] No, yo, yo yours is updated

[03:54:28] 353 run with 30 minutes. Yeah

[03:54:34] This is like some bullshit you guys lock it up. No, I'm sorry right now. I think you're gonna love it

[03:54:44] You guys gonna love it

[03:54:47] Yeah, what do you think you order?

[03:54:49] What do you think it is if it's that much one?

[03:54:53] That's right. The only thing I can think of is like a steak

[03:55:02] Seafood boy

[03:55:04] Like the steak part you're not far off. I'll say that but loose. You can order me noble Malibu

[03:55:10] No, I would have actually loved you. I'm not even kidding. I wish I don't think they had that

[03:55:21] Yes, yes

[03:55:23] If you ordered me Orbeez like I'm gonna like leak

[03:55:32] Leak everything

[03:55:34] That's why I can I can remember like we need to work on our visas everything in the menu like 20 times

[03:55:39] How do you know that I think our visa's a money laundering scheme?

[03:55:44] How do you know the exact?

[03:55:49] Nobody eats our visa for fun. I just want you to know that

[03:55:52] Whoever eats that like weird thing with the shatter and the whatever yeah

[03:55:59] If you eat a meat now unironically

[03:56:01] You know the dead ass wake up in their first few of the days Arby's meet Malady sandwich

[03:56:12] Cheddar is good

[03:56:14] What's going is the ramp glitched? I've never

[03:56:18] The ramp is glitched man. What the actual

[03:56:26] No, this guy is trolling it bro

[03:56:31] Oh my god, wait, I died. I died. We didn't make it man. I'm all the way

[03:56:43] Yes, we nobody made a pass nobody made a pass

[03:56:51] All right, I was can you give us I hate what you ordered it's the exact same thing, right?

[03:56:56] Yes, you both got the exact same thing not the same restaurant

[03:57:01] Give us a hint. Give us a hint. Is it like what type of is it? Is it pasta? Is it steak? Is it a salad?

[03:57:08] Is it like fruits like what is this? I think I think in one of your orders

[03:57:12] I threw a salad in with it, but it's not what you mean one of my orders

[03:57:16] In one of your guys ordered like there was a salad included

[03:57:20] Did you order me indian food?

[03:57:23] No

[03:57:24] Dude, I told you it's not gonna be a troll bro. I told you wait. I'm out wait

[03:57:28] oh no who grabbed me who fucking grabbed me oh no I need you to learn please I

[03:57:33] died I died I'm watching most most okay okay okay okay I never die on the

[03:57:49] swizzled or man this is my favorite one I never die on this little there oh you

[03:57:53] play this game a lot like I'm confused I used to play this game almost every day

[03:57:56] for like two three months but that's the fucking thing is you're gonna carry us

[03:58:00] in this end are we still live like we have a squad we got eliminated because

[03:58:04] my team somehow all three died in 15 seconds which I think we're so clutch

[03:58:09] possible clutch you died and we're the ones that yo most earth to most I'm

[03:58:16] alive right now I'm still alive oh those things he matters

[03:58:23] Los what's a comment that like stuck to you for your whole life like someone

[03:58:27] said some like out of pocket shit the worst the worst thing is that's the

[03:58:36] worst thing man like I like sometimes I'll stamp at night I'm just looking at

[03:58:40] the ceiling in the dark I'm like you know there's really people walking around

[03:58:44] calling me an it like I'm not even a person

[03:58:48] No man like it's in the limits like you know I gotta like

[03:58:56] like

[03:58:57] it's been a rough those

[03:58:59] oh no spud

[03:59:02] drink she is trying his hardest not to laugh

[03:59:05] the fuck are you doing

[03:59:07] i'm pouring my heart out

[03:59:09] oh no spud

[03:59:11] oh chill bro

[03:59:13] no come on come on

[03:59:14] bro let's say man

[03:59:15] we made it to the final round

[03:59:16] wait how

[03:59:17] oh wait i left

[03:59:18] it does the other

[03:59:19] they're trolling

[03:59:20] man i know the other guy carries

[03:59:21] you gotta leave bro

[03:59:23] no i was the last one alive

[03:59:25] Guys

[03:59:55] the wrong way are teammates like winning so it's going to be limited our teammates

[04:00:07] This oh, yes, this is fake lamiki chat. No, yeah

[04:00:12] No, that doesn't count chat one of us has to win

[04:00:21] No, cuz you need cuz you need cuz you need one of us to win

[04:00:24] No, he just he just oh, he literally just fucking ran around bro that guy's too good. Can you guys stop sleeping up?

[04:00:31] I think we refund yeah, I don't think that counts. Oh

[04:00:34] Cuz we didn't win I close we didn't win

[04:00:38] But it's like so what does count though because if we have to grab the ground we have to grab

[04:00:42] I'll say you need to grab it. Okay. Okay. No, okay. It's a low set. It's never gonna one of us

[04:00:48] Chat facts or no low Cece grab it as simple as that bro

[04:00:52] But what are we gonna do can't we lose this whole fucking thing? Well, you have to grab it

[04:00:56] Yo, for the food, are you guys picky eaters?

[04:00:59] Yeah, yes I am, yes I am.

[04:01:03] Hey, Jixi, what the fuck do we even eat on a daily basis?

[04:01:06] I don't like that much food, bro.

[04:01:08] Like, I like, yeah, bro, I like, uh, uh, like, what do you eat, what do you eat, I like a

[04:01:12] lot of chicken, bro.

[04:01:13] What do you not like, what do you not like?

[04:01:15] So, one thing that everybody loves that I don't really understand is like sushi, like,

[04:01:19] I don't really like sushi that much, there's only a couple of variations of sushi I actually

[04:01:25] like most sushi I'm not a fan of to be honest bro

[04:01:37] oh bro bro uh from the book and mini tacos come on bro oh my god which one do you get the

[04:01:42] ribeye do you get the lobster like what do you get the ribeye is different with the cream

[04:01:46] That was all right, you know what I really like is that you talk though. Oh

[04:02:00] What about the truffle butter with steak?

[04:02:06] Yo best thing though at no boo is the crispy rice

[04:02:09] Yeah, but the spicy tuna though, it comes in like a... actually I don't even know, cause it's different, but...

[04:02:28] Macha no boo's O.D. expensive for no reason. It's like $300 for yourself and you can get some small shit

[04:02:36] Yeah, but let me real though. It's fire. It's the best fucking fruit ever

[04:02:42] Guys please like jimsy cannot be jimsy cannot be a stream that we do

[04:02:46] So you don't you don't break your streak. You actually stream it. We go to we go to no boo

[04:02:51] Yeah, who's covering the check bro. Isn't that place like

[04:02:58] I'll cover the chat, you know the no boo, I'm gonna go to my restaurant and you cover the chat.

[04:03:04] Wait, what if we go to every single, like, restaurant that's expensive and you just cover all whole day?

[04:03:10] We do lunch, dinner, breakfast, on you.

[04:03:13] You know, it's so funny, this dude GZ's 100,000 active subs on Twitch, telling me to pay...

[04:03:19] You're a cheap bastard, dude, can you get a new chair?

[04:03:22] What the fuck is wrong with you?

[04:03:24] How about you get an HD camera?

[04:03:26] fuck is his setup bro he's just a humble billionaire bro be nice to him

[04:03:31] what is a fucking multi tens of millions and he's saying oh yeah can you cover

[04:03:36] the tab fuck yourself bro you're rich as shit you know it's kind of crazy bro

[04:03:40] like everyone in this call is rich man yeah but yo but jinxie though like no

[04:03:45] it's not like you and jinxie are just like filthy fucking rich just a

[04:03:50] Nothing bro

[04:03:54] Yeah, sure, but you won nine million dollars in a flinko ball like I'm just asking you to cover like a dynamite roll for for your boy

[04:04:02] Can you not do that?

[04:04:03] You know

[04:04:06] Money in the span of like 45 seconds, then I'll probably see in the next like I don't know hundred years

[04:04:14] Like how does it how do you even like think to yourself nine million dollars in like a second?

[04:04:18] What does that even like do you know what else is crazy to I hit for a million on a slide yesterday?

[04:04:25] Yeah, you just need to die

[04:04:29] Like what's even the point? Oh my god, that's a bumper stacks

[04:04:34] You got cool. What's even the point of gambling anymore if you want nine million dollars on a flinko ball?

[04:04:39] Like didn't you kind of just oh no, like I think I'm good, you know doesn't matter anymore like you already kind of won

[04:04:44] Yeah, like it like it not a lot of people could say they won, you know

[04:04:50] That's why it's kind of like I think I should just kind of

[04:04:56] Watching like I got you on my other monitor you actually look slim today

[04:05:01] Oh listen

[04:05:03] So I can't come okay. No got it got it. No, this is the thing

[04:05:07] I'm gonna say this but it's gonna be a joke, but I'll say it anyway like I'll say it

[04:05:10] But you guys got a promise not to laugh

[04:05:12] Okay, I don't know. Wait, wait, I'm looking at your giggling, bro. You get the promise me. Give me a second

[04:05:19] Go ahead. Tell me

[04:05:21] Okay, you can't laugh

[04:05:24] All right

[04:05:26] So yeah, technically

[04:05:30] Tech technically right now. I'm down two and a half pounds

[04:05:37] That's good, that's really good. I don't need

[04:05:40] I'm confused.

[04:05:41] What the fuck do you mean technically you're down two and a half pounds?

[04:05:47] Do I mean, do I mean Chad?

[04:05:50] And this is the thing, when you're doing good in life, look for the people who are going

[04:05:56] to hate you.

[04:05:57] Look for them.

[04:05:58] They're there.

[04:05:59] Decide themselves.

[04:06:00] I've got two and a half pounds and one like that.

[04:06:04] I'm getting rid of you. Oh, you took a shit

[04:06:13] What was how did you get down to an app ounce dieting or working out like seriously, I want to actually like open up here

[04:06:22] Yeah, who just like Tino? Oh

[04:06:25] What who's Tino?

[04:06:28] Well one

[04:06:30] Tino bro, is he good?

[04:06:40] Why am I lowkey locked?

[04:06:47] You're alive, you're alive?

[04:06:48] Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.

[04:06:49] Yeah, I'm alive too.

[04:06:51] I think it was died in 4 seconds, but it doesn't matter if it was before, I think, and then we're good.

[04:06:55] Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.

[04:06:57] There we fucking go fast!

[04:07:01] There we go!

[04:07:02] Wait is T-Note okay?

[04:07:03] We get a confirmation by the chat?

[04:07:05] Is Loos here?

[04:07:12] Bruh run.

[04:07:15] Look out Loos pulled us ice cream sandwich clip.

[04:07:17] It's like the greatest clip of all time.

[04:07:19] Can I get a mod to link me?

[04:07:21] Yeah get a mod to link them.

[04:07:22] Not to the game watcher.

[04:07:25] Wait, where is loose did he die wait did it I'm back. Did Tino die? Oh

[04:07:32] Yeah, we're making jokes. That's

[04:07:42] Yo, hi boys, please ban him

[04:07:45] Run, that's a little fucked up. That's seriously come on. What?

[04:07:49] My bad, bro. I lost

[04:07:51] My bad, Los, that's actually not bad.

[04:07:53] Tighten up, seriously, tighten up, tighten up.

[04:07:55] We have one, this is the final round.

[04:07:57] Remember, what is it?

[04:07:59] As a survivor, it does not count. Deal.

[04:08:01] I died. I died.

[04:08:03] Los, how? How do you keep dying?

[04:08:07] They're on my dick, bro!

[04:08:09] Bro, I swear they're wrapping us too, bro. It's not just you.

[04:08:13] No, bro, but my shit's bigger, so they...

[04:08:17] There's more to a whole lot to it.

[04:08:19] Look at this.

[04:08:21] Are you talking about your waist or your penis, Lose?

[04:08:25] It's definitely not about this waist.

[04:08:26] What?!

[04:08:27] Come down, I'm dead.

[04:08:27] Run, you guys.

[04:08:28] I'm dead, JC, I'm dead.

[04:08:28] JC, I died.

[04:08:29] No!

[04:08:30] Oh, no!

[04:08:31] No, man!

[04:08:32] Oh, my God!

[04:08:34] And back to square one.

[04:08:36] Back to square one.

[04:08:37] I told you, both guys is gonna low key take longer than Fortnite.

[04:08:40] I've warned you guys!

[04:08:42] This game is not to be joked with!

[04:08:44] Lose!

[04:08:45] Please, not fucking in!

[04:08:47] Please!

[04:08:48] Hey!

[04:08:48] At least we got good news your dasher is on the way

[04:08:54] But yeah, look up most photos ice cream sandwich, it's like the best tiktok ever

[04:09:00] But I got a package at my door

[04:09:06] What it's eating in ice cream nobody's like where did this come from Maddie look behind you one day

[04:09:13] Hey, how does this have 300 likes?

[04:09:20] Who is liking this TikTok?

[04:09:21] I think I like that.

[04:09:22] I think I like that.

[04:09:25] What is this?

[04:09:28] He's like, where the hell did that come from?

[04:09:30] Yo, can I tell you guys a quick story?

[04:09:32] What?

[04:09:33] Yes, what?

[04:09:33] What?

[04:09:34] What?

[04:09:34] OK, so you know how scary Shikigag?

[04:09:37] I don't want to get into details,

[04:09:38] but you know how weird it can get with weirdos trying

[04:09:41] to pull up the houses?

[04:09:42] You know what I mean?

[04:09:43] Or like call the, you know what I mean?

[04:09:45] Okay, so anyway, so the other day,

[04:09:49] a car pulled up into my driveway

[04:09:55] and I saw from the security cameras,

[04:09:57] he was taking pictures with a flash, right?

[04:10:01] From his car, inside the car.

[04:10:04] He turns the car around and then leaves my driveway, bro.

[04:10:06] Right?

[04:10:08] I don't know how the fuck he got down there,

[04:10:09] it's a private, I don't know how the fuck happened.

[04:10:12] Dude, I'm freaking out, I call the cops, I do all this shit, there's this, whatever, right bro?

[04:10:20] For two days, I'm thinking there's a psychopath that's taking pictures, there's,

[04:10:25] I thought some insane shit was going on bro. Dude, it turns out bro, we had ordered dinner that day

[04:10:34] on door dad. And apparently, apparently a guy, he didn't like

[04:10:42] take the picture or something like he had to come back the dude comes back it

[04:10:47] just takes a pic I open the door dash app and see the picture so the thing that

[04:10:52] I was scared about for two days that there's a lot of psycho on the loose or

[04:10:57] it's a you know you call the cops on someone delivering your door dash I

[04:11:02] I called the cop to the door that driver.

[04:11:04] What the fuck?

[04:11:05] I called the door that.

[04:11:07] I called the cops that door that driver.

[04:11:08] I gave them the fucking license, plate number, everything.

[04:11:11] I feel like we're going to get right on this shirt.

[04:11:12] Like, dude, this guy might be in jail right now.

[04:11:18] Those are your guys.

[04:11:18] That's a fucking.

[04:11:19] Here's a safe difference type of human rim.

[04:11:25] We don't collect the bubbles, yo.

[04:11:27] It's like, oh, all right.

[04:11:28] The bubbles.

[04:11:28] Collect the bubbles.

[04:11:29] Great.

[04:11:30] Great, man.

[04:11:30] Can you stop fucking holding me?

[04:11:32] What do you even do?

[04:11:37] This game is bad, bro. I'm sorry.

[04:11:39] Ghost, what do you do?

[04:11:43] What do I do?

[04:11:44] Um, you're getting held up.

[04:11:46] Wait, why am I not floating on this?

[04:11:51] Ghost, what's your favorite officer activity to do?

[04:11:54] probably play back rat like a high-limit table most that might be the

[04:12:04] most degenerate thing you could have possibly said I'm not getting okay but

[04:12:08] have you tried it I don't think you can have you tried it

[04:12:10] to generate response they're playing fuck high limit okay have you tried it though no

[04:12:17] What do you do besides gambling and eating like you said?

[04:12:21] Yo, yo, that's crazy, that's fucking insane, dude.

[04:12:31] I'm refunding my door, this is bullshit, man.

[04:12:33] Oh no, I think you're gonna refund your door, you don't believe that, we don't believe that.

[04:12:40] This is like, bro, like, we need more team camaraderie, man, you know what I'm saying?

[04:12:46] You don't qualify you just die first. You don't do anything

[04:12:52] What how many balls did you get fucking for

[04:12:59] Oh

[04:13:00] What are you talking about bro? I'm just kidding grab every second. Oh, hey, Bruce

[04:13:07] I

[04:13:08] Tried to warn you guys and you guys didn't take me serious when I said this I said hey man

[04:13:13] There's a legitimate chance fall guys takes longer than every other game combined

[04:13:18] What buddy? We already won a game and you should it doesn't we didn't win you dumb fuck

[04:13:22] It was our random teammate. We have to win. We have to win loads. Did you think that counts?

[04:13:30] We have to win. I

[04:13:32] Fuck dude. I hope you choke on this door. Yeah

[04:13:36] Really seriously, dude. I hope you choke on your double chin, but I'm not that bro

[04:13:41] I'm not fucking that bro.

[04:13:43] Listen, listen, you first buddy.

[04:13:46] You fucking first, pal.

[04:13:50] I tried to tell you guys this game's gonna take the longest, bro.

[04:13:53] Yeah, we're losing our friendship with each other.

[04:13:56] By dead ass.

[04:13:57] We're losing our friendship with each other.

[04:13:59] You're fucking berating!

[04:14:01] Yeah, yeah, hold on, hold on, bro.

[04:14:03] Oh, do you say all you do off stream is eat and gamble?

[04:14:06] Like, what do you do?

[04:14:08] I didn't say that's all I do I see you guys be my favorite thing I said high limit

[04:14:16] Baccarat, okay, you said Baccarat. I thought you were saying basketball. Did you give that up to you? Did you quit basketball?

[04:14:33] Bring back some basketball content, bro

[04:14:39] Yes

[04:14:46] I'm gonna say wait till my chords build up in my house and I want you to talk.

[04:14:50] Bro, yeah, yeah, yeah, I swear to God, I'll fly and play you in basketball, bro.

[04:14:56] You're not gonna fly, bro, because you got to stream every day.

[04:14:58] Yeah, I'll stream at the basketball court. I'll stream there, dude.

[04:15:02] Wait, Los, you're building a whole full court in your fucking house?

[04:15:06] Bro, yeah, he won $9 million in a Plinko ball. That's what he does now.

[04:15:09] Yeah, my dream was always to have that in my house, bro. My dream.

[04:15:16] I'm not going to make a jet lag excuse you're Jack. Who would actually what a basketball

[04:15:22] do you want? I have the advantage in cardio and Los is probably about a three point shooter.

[04:15:27] Who probably you don't have an advantage in anything in basketball, bro. You're not good.

[04:15:31] Let's start off with height and cardio. How tall are you? Five foot 11. Okay. So you might

[04:15:39] be an inch or two taller and you don't know how to play basketball. You think just stamina

[04:15:44] is going to win you a game look up jinxie honestly no jinxie i mean i have to do i

[04:15:50] got to take loads aside here he was a shooter back in the day he dropped off everything

[04:15:54] his most can't properly move up and down the hardwood he doesn't have to move right you're

[04:16:00] just man you're just like repeating jokes that are not even yeah what do you think okay

[04:16:05] i can't move you actually believe i can't move probably what the fuck even is this

[04:16:10] What even am I hearing?

[04:16:13] It's not that I believe you can't move, I'm sure you can move at like a tortoise pace.

[04:16:18] He means like you just, you're not better, like you can't like use your legs properly like a normal human.

[04:16:23] I'm just gonna run past you bro, we're not gonna get a rebound.

[04:16:28] Like guys like you understand like you, you legitimately, okay so how much you wanna put on it?

[04:16:33] Wait, they're telling me that you show up one for nine in a two line game, is this true?

[04:16:37] Let's put money on it. I don't even like I don't even care about that. Let's just do like

[04:16:47] So I'll win her when it's your court bill because I'll start literally planning this out, bro

[04:16:51] I'll come and I'll come and play you bro. I'll seem to play flight too

[04:16:55] actually I don't have a chance at least to beat flight you think no no flight

[04:17:14] would beat you oh like you don't think there's even like a small sliver zero

[04:17:17] No, because you're ass.

[04:17:19] Zero chance, yeah, yeah.

[04:17:21] But the thing is, it's not good, but you're ass.

[04:17:23] Mike's not good, though.

[04:17:24] Mike's played basketball for years, bro.

[04:17:26] Ron, you sort of just fart around in your chair all day.

[04:17:28] I fart around in my chair all day.

[04:17:30] Why is this my chair all day?

[04:17:34] What does that even mean?

[04:17:35] I fart around in my chair all day.

[04:17:38] Bro, this ramp owns.

[04:17:39] There we go.

[04:17:41] Bro, but Ron, I just mean like, OK, here.

[04:17:43] Rio's about a question.

[04:17:44] Ron, what's your best sport?

[04:17:45] Like, what's your best sport?

[04:17:46] Mike, for me, I could say soccer.

[04:17:47] Your best sport is eSports

[04:17:51] See look Rob this slide can't really like I can't like Rob

[04:17:54] That's what I mean, bro. Like you're not gonna be flight if you just said your best sport is eSports

[04:17:59] Digi, why is your fucking chat saying it's I'm the basketball

[04:18:03] Wait, my chat said what?

[04:18:07] Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be that guy. I don't want to that guy roast, but you're like

[04:18:12] unheard of Lee round

[04:18:14] I

[04:18:17] Cannot get past this purple ramp this ramp. Oh, there we go. Thank God

[04:18:24] Rose can I be honest with you in

[04:18:28] In overall basketball skills

[04:18:31] You're only better than me at shooting three pointers. I can dribble better than you. I'm taller than you. I'm faster than you

[04:18:37] I have a better

[04:18:39] No key bet on Los no true. I like can we make this thing happen, bro? I'm lucky better. You are ass, bro

[04:18:45] I think

[04:18:47] No, I think

[04:18:49] 2018

[04:18:51] Well, I genuinely think Los is like a sneaky golem, bro

[04:18:54] Like he's just like he's sneakily like an athlete even at least he said that much after this game

[04:18:59] I'm gonna show you my highlights, right?

[04:19:02] You I don't need to see your highlights. You didn't play basketball. So you don't know you're not

[04:19:06] automatically you're cool

[04:19:08] automatically didn't you get a

[04:19:09] scholar you could play FIFA or you know

[04:19:12] whatever but

[04:19:14] we're all the enemies gosh

[04:19:17] I don't know enemies there's only three

[04:19:20] players on the whole ramp what is this

[04:19:23] what is this in qualifying with the

[04:19:27] what is all right

[04:19:30] where what's that I'm eliminated I'm

[04:19:33] I'm gonna eat this last round, last round!

[04:19:35] Oh, we're supposed to be eating qualifier, you fucking burger.

[04:19:38] Wait, wait, all those?

[04:19:41] Oh, we lost the food, I'm out of here?

[04:19:43] We lost all those, we lost, we lost, we lost, how long is the food?

[04:19:48] Oh yeah, legit.

[04:19:50] I'm gonna get TikTok sent to me in my chat.

[04:19:53] Let's see, this says, it says,

[04:19:54] low polos clips.

[04:19:57] No, is there a way I could like find your basketball footage?

[04:20:01] I'm watching it right now.

[04:20:03] What's I can screen share with you?

[04:20:07] Hold on, I decided to talk.

[04:20:10] Yo, Los, you're a demon.

[04:20:13] Yo, you used to be mobile.

[04:20:15] Yo, yo, yo.

[04:20:17] You're so like, oh my god.

[04:20:19] All this is telling me, bro, is like, like once I pop out with like a, with like a six pack.

[04:20:24] Oh, brother.

[04:20:26] Yo, you cannot say shit like this.

[04:20:28] Don't bet on a six pack, bro.

[04:20:32] You can't say shit like this and expect people to not laugh

[04:20:35] But what the fuck man pop out with a six you kidding me, bro. How why would you laugh at something like that?

[04:20:41] No, it's apparently been saying it for eight years

[04:20:44] since

[04:20:45] since

[04:20:47] 20 see this before this is like right when Fortnight came out you've been saying that apparently

[04:20:52] Well, I'm gonna show you guys are both the driver is on the way

[04:20:57] How far how far?

[04:20:59] Um, yours says 354.

[04:21:02] Wait, that's like a four minute.

[04:21:03] Should I just wait?

[04:21:04] Yeah, let's just wait.

[04:21:05] Just wait.

[04:21:07] And, uh, Jinxie is down the street.

[04:21:11] What the fuck is this, Lois?

[04:21:13] You could dunk.

[04:21:15] What do I tap in?

[04:21:17] That's not me, dude.

[04:21:20] Oh, why is this working?

[04:21:22] Wait, Lois, is this you?

[04:21:24] Like, no dick ride.

[04:21:24] Like, look.

[04:21:26] No, that's fucking obviously not me.

[04:21:29] Hey cash what happened? That's what you do?

[04:21:34] What do you mean by me?

[04:21:36] I'm about to put on my high school film right now.

[04:21:39] Can I screen hit that?

[04:21:41] Yeah, yeah, show me it.

[04:21:43] Show me where I'm going to screen share.

[04:21:45] Give me one second.

[04:21:46] Yeah, yeah.

[04:21:47] I'm like in discord.

[04:21:48] Yeah, yeah, I'm just authentic.

[04:21:49] I'll be honest with you.

[04:21:50] At this point chat, like how long is it going to take to beat all these games?

[04:21:53] Now we're just enjoying the day.

[04:21:55] Like what?

[04:21:56] If we actually locked in we can win.

[04:21:59] Bro, you keep saying we, you're dying, like bro you're dying first over and over most.

[04:22:04] You're not trying.

[04:22:05] They're on my dick bro, now you're on my dick even more.

[04:22:08] But you're like the last guy to ready up every time, we're not ever going to win.

[04:22:12] Los is this real?

[04:22:13] Oh my god, yo guys, does she say this because you're so much?

[04:22:16] Jesus, bro, maybe we'll take a day off.

[04:22:18] Los, is this dead-ass real?

[04:22:20] All right, come on bro.

[04:22:22] That's uncalled for bro.

[04:22:25] Is it real photo?

[04:22:27] All right, Jinx, you show it.

[04:22:28] Bro, I'm gonna get some beers going in a minute here.

[04:22:30] Hold up.

[04:22:31] No, no, God, no.

[04:22:32] Wait, bro, don't, don't, don't.

[04:22:33] God, no.

[04:22:34] Wait, why not?

[04:22:35] At least wait til Fortnite, bro.

[04:22:37] You're gonna have football too?

[04:22:40] What the fuck is this?

[04:22:41] Los Polos with a huge touchdown.

[04:22:46] That's just not me again.

[04:22:48] Like, I don't even...

[04:22:52] That's just not me.

[04:22:54] Why can't I I can't get this pulled up hold up

[04:22:58] This is actually good at football

[04:23:01] Dude, I have a headache, bro. Like here it is. Oh, it has a headache bro. Relax. I need like Advil or something

[04:23:10] All right, those here I am here. I am here. I'm

[04:23:12] In the screen share you're not screen sharing bro. You're not you're not showing it. Hold up here. It is my bad guys

[04:23:19] Can you see it now? Yes, you guys can see

[04:23:24] High-vives leak

[04:23:26] Yeah, all right, I'm looking at it. This is me when I was senior year senior year. Yes

[04:23:37] It's not you

[04:23:40] Shut the fuck yo bro like I was can you uh let the video play for a second like thanks. I'm trying to

[04:23:45] That was long

[04:23:52] So it's not me, but I searched up Jinxie bag work, this is the top video that came up

[04:24:05] What do you guys mean to bring out my idea on stream or something this is fucking me

[04:24:15] Polos basketball

[04:24:18] Los please do is the last how I gonna be what 2016 and what?

[04:24:30] Since when was this bro when for the heading came out? Will you click on a clip?

[04:24:45] Let's get her shit. You're watching something like

[04:24:53] Over one

[04:24:58] Well, that's this isn't a pumpkin that's definitely this video's the fault that's definitely you I could tell from the build

[04:25:08] I'm bored is so

[04:25:15] You know, why are you celebrating and assist most? Listen, here's my only question. Guess what, bro?

[04:25:21] When you play basketball, you celebrate when there's a crowd going crazy. You guys don't know shit about that.

[04:25:28] You know about eSports and drinking beers and playing rocket league.

[04:25:32] You know shit about the crazy, you know, it's actually crazy since this photo right here. If you playing basketball,

[04:25:39] you have spent over a million dollars on doorknob. That is the craziest part of me, bro.

[04:25:45] Los, here's my only question, and I just want a yes or no response.

[04:25:52] Are you TODAY, are you TODAY in better shape than you were in this image?

[04:25:59] Yes, I am.

[04:26:01] Right, there's no, I'm sorry, there's literally no way.

[04:26:05] Los, I've seen your streams, bro.

[04:26:06] This is the worst show ever, probably.

[04:26:09] Wait, are they shadows?

[04:26:11] What the fuck was that?

[04:26:14] So so far you're over three on field goals, and you celebrate it in a cyst

[04:26:19] Like what are we even what this is what comes up when you look up highlights?

[04:26:27] Is it not video

[04:26:36] What do we do what is even what even is this

[04:26:44] So, in your highlight tape, Los, this is what they scratched together.

[04:26:51] You caught up in your own dribble because the defender intimidated you, and then your

[04:26:58] gravity brought you down.

[04:27:00] Oh, no.

[04:27:02] No.

[04:27:04] Did you get free throws or no?

[04:27:07] Bro, not even close, bro.

[04:27:11] I just, it's like, it's like, dude's like,

[04:27:13] this dude has never played basketball

[04:27:15] and he's like making fun of me, like falling, like.

[04:27:19] Is that gonna be?

[04:27:20] Right, you see,

[04:27:21] he doesn't have one fucking highlight of anything.

[04:27:24] Most, you're-

[04:27:25] There's me, meeting people one on one.

[04:27:27] There's me playing games, scoring,

[04:27:29] you don't even have a highlight.

[04:27:32] Most, you're acting, you're sitting here acting like-

[04:27:35] Oh, Jason, Jason, Jason,

[04:27:36] you literally don't have one highlight.

[04:27:38] I just looked it up.

[04:27:39] Most.

[04:27:40] You have nothing.

[04:27:41] acting like this is unwarranted.

[04:27:43] Lois, you're sitting here saying you're gonna drop me off.

[04:27:45] Bro, I already know, seven years ago,

[04:27:48] you were in better shape than you are now.

[04:27:50] You're not gonna beat me.

[04:27:51] I was the one.

[04:27:52] Now I'm gonna shoot whatever you say.

[04:27:54] Come on, come on!

[04:27:56] In that, not to like the level of shooting a high-level...

[04:28:04] Now if you shoot from the hash...

[04:28:06] I can't find a highlight from this.

[04:28:11] You legitimately want to see me play basketball, like not bullshitting you?

[04:28:18] I'm watching you play basketball right now, Jinxy, and you just don't touch the ball.

[04:28:22] It jinxed your ass.

[04:28:24] Alright, let's actually watch me play basketball, because there's a cliff here, hold it up.

[04:28:30] Alright, this is the one you want against Moise.

[04:28:32] I just watched this one you don't even touch the ball this whole game

[04:28:39] Loose I mean here here I am right here. He's on one HP get this guy a fucking doc. It's my food

[04:28:47] Yeah

[04:28:48] What is both your guys food is here? I'll be back. I'll go back. Loose. Did you see that? What do you think of this clip here?

[04:28:54] What do you think of this clip?

[04:28:57] Loose literally this is the first clip I found wait play the game. I'm gonna show on stream play

[04:29:01] This is the first I found when I looked up Jinx about the ball. Yeah, let me see it. Let me see it

[04:29:08] Curries line off right

[04:29:12] See the insects yeah, I went to go throw it off as well

[04:29:16] Yo, Jixi, Jixi, I'm not gonna lie bro you

[04:29:20] The fact that you even said anything at all to me like I'm actually cringing bro

[04:29:25] Like I'm actually cringing you are worse than flight you are worse than Ron

[04:29:29] You're the worst player I've ever seen shoot a ball.

[04:29:32] Yeah, but what you're failing to understand is I actually got out.

[04:29:37] So you said there's a gate, right?

[04:29:39] Wait, is my food here?

[04:29:41] Yeah, so the guy went through it.

[04:29:43] Wait, no, is my food here?

[04:29:45] You see him pulling up?

[04:29:47] I'm looking at his car move towards your house right now.

[04:29:53] Oh, I don't know. How the fuck am I going to know that?

[04:29:55] No, I said he's went through the gate.

[04:30:00] Is he on the phone with Ron?

[04:30:04] Hold on.

[04:30:06] Wait, my food is here.

[04:30:08] No, Jason, yours is there.

[04:30:10] Ron, the guy is going down a long driveway or something.

[04:30:13] Hold on.

[04:30:14] Wait, wait, I can go get the food right now.

[04:30:16] Yeah, go get it.

[04:30:17] Go get it.

[04:30:18] I'm going to go get the food.

[04:30:19] Yeah, yeah.

[04:30:20] Yo, Ron, should I call this guy?

[04:30:22] What should I tell him?

[04:30:24] Yes, I gave him both. I gave him everything bro, but what should I say to him?

[04:30:34] Okay, alright.

[04:30:54] Hello?

[04:30:55] Yo, Ron's Doraesh driver is not answering.

[04:31:04] Hello?

[04:31:06] Hello?

[04:31:08] Hello?

[04:31:10] Hello?

[04:31:12] Hello?

[04:31:14] Hello?

[04:31:16] Hello?

[04:31:18] Hello?

[04:31:20] Hello?

[04:31:22] How is Doraesh drivers not answering?

[04:31:30] Jinxies is delivered.

[04:31:48] Yeah, you see him?

[04:31:53] No, no

[04:31:58] He's literally he's literally driving up the street right now. I'm looking at the thing

[04:32:06] You don't see him

[04:32:09] Yo, I don't do dude hold on bro, I'll put you on speaker don't don't say anything weird

[04:32:13] Do you want to see it? Do you want to see a screenshot? Matter of fact, I'm sending

[04:32:21] this right now. Look at this. Look at it. Look at the screenshot. What do I tell him?

[04:32:33] No, but I'm saying, like you're saying he's not...

[04:32:36] Okay, he's not...

[04:32:42] Now it's the first call I sent you.

[04:32:44] Rose!

[04:32:46] Yo.

[04:32:47] What the fuck is this, man?

[04:32:50] Wait, what?

[04:32:51] Bro, there's three bags of food!

[04:32:55] Yes, I got you a seafood, I got both of you a seafood boil.

[04:32:59] Crafty Crab Seafood in Dale Maverick Tampa.

[04:33:02] Yeah, bro. Yes

[04:33:08] One X dungeon east crab special Cajun butter regardic medium one X snow crab special butter regardic lemon pepper medium

[04:33:16] To X seafood platter Cajun butter regardic fire

[04:33:21] Three X snow crab and headless point five crab Cajun butter regardic fire

[04:33:26] for

[04:33:28] Crawfish half a pound Cajun butter regard

[04:33:31] What is this fucking receipt dude first of all don't leak your address, but

[04:33:40] Are you is he leaking address

[04:33:43] No, bro. Please leave on

[04:33:46] Bro, listen, this is for the mukbang. All right, you guys like I want I want to see you try everything, dude

[04:33:52] Bro, I can't even do anything with this much food, bro. There's so much

[04:33:56] Yes, you can bro. I can't eat this shit dude. Yes, you can bro try the crab try the lot try to try the crawfish

[04:34:04] Let's I want to see if you like this shit, dude

[04:34:07] Bro most idiot like dog. This is at first when you said you spent $400 on like food

[04:34:14] I didn't believe you because this is yeah, this is $400 man

[04:34:18] bro

[04:34:19] Well, you order 11 items, bro. You ordered 11 items, bro. What do you mean? He went to the gate?

[04:34:26] Yes, bro. He is. I can't eat this. I can't eat this, bro. Dude, you might, dude, you

[04:34:35] might have to hop, you might have to hop in the car, in the porch and drive towards

[04:34:39] him, bro. Yo, Lose. Dude, Ron, I don't know what to tell

[04:34:45] you. He got his food. Your food is right there. I don't know. Use some weird gate.

[04:34:50] I don't know.

[04:34:55] Let me see.

[04:34:56] You know what though, Los?

[04:34:59] I think my family could eat this for the next week though.

[04:35:03] I'm not even kidding.

[04:35:04] Yo, Ron, he's moving.

[04:35:05] He's literally close.

[04:35:08] Bro, there's like gloves or like,

[04:35:12] you see it?

[04:35:12] Yo, he's right there, bro.

[04:35:13] He's right there.

[04:35:14] He's like a big peep.

[04:35:17] You're peeing in a bush outside.

[04:35:19] Yeah, he's blown up

[04:35:22] All right, dude. Yeah, JC. There is so like most this is so oh my god

[04:35:28] It's actually

[04:35:30] Bro, but why that doesn't look fine. Why did you get such an excessive amount?

[04:35:35] Why no, I just got one of everything. Yeah, that's the we've got one of everything on a menu. Yeah, I don't know what you like

[04:35:43] Bro, you could have asked

[04:35:45] Most they did Dean. I ordered 18 individual items

[04:35:51] Listen, you know hold on we're all we're getting all stressed out about the games take a moment chill

[04:35:57] Put the gloves on right and enjoy the see-through. Oh, right?

[04:36:03] One seafood boil is great most you got me six seafood boils like bro. No, they're all different

[04:36:10] like some have crabs some have crawfish some have like I think there's a lobster on there

[04:36:19] you know what those thank you man my chat is saying thank you and they're right bro thank

[04:36:23] you man this is probably gonna oh thank you for your chat said it wait can you can you

[04:36:31] share your can you like put your camera discord so I can see you eat it pause yeah let me turn

[04:36:36] my camera man. Los, what did you get that is fucking 30 pounds? I have this fucking

[04:36:43] old lady trying to give me the food and she's like, can you help?

[04:36:49] What? You got your giant seafood boil, bro. Right. He got you like 11 seafood boils,

[04:36:54] man. Hold on, bro. I'm about to open it right now.

[04:36:57] Sure. Wait, wait, guys, can you share your cameras and discord? Yes. Yeah, I'm trying,

[04:37:00] bro. I don't know. Hi guys. Can you help? I don't know why it's doing. I don't switch

[04:37:03] just shattering have us out let's see this yo who the fuck it's two bags that

[04:37:10] are like yo I'm not eating this I don't you suck a bang

[04:37:17] shrimp in a fucking high-vives why is this doing this high-vives why what's

[04:37:21] happening you know those those I've never seen this before what did you fucking

[04:37:26] Oh my god, dude, don't let it leak. Yeah, don't let it leak

[04:37:32] No, so run so for you I couldn't find it anywhere near jinx. That's why I was taking so long

[04:37:37] But I got you giant king crab legs

[04:37:42] By there loose did you buy me the whole fucking aquarium?

[04:37:46] There's another bag

[04:37:48] Yeah, no, I got I didn't know what you wanted. There's crawfish. There's shrimp. There's there's a crab

[04:37:54] I

[04:37:59] Did you say you want a salad bro, no

[04:38:09] So those guys throw a babe on and get after it how do I do this?

[04:38:12] Yeah, hell, yeah, what bibs on and gloves and go crazy, bro

[04:38:16] I'll put my camera on too. Hold on look. Did you get yourself a seafood boil as well or no?

[04:38:20] No, no, I'm on I'm on a little I'm on a little

[04:38:24] Do you see what's on my desk right now?

[04:38:27] Bro, but how do I like safely eat like I feel like this is gonna get

[04:38:31] How do you eat it?

[04:38:34] You

[04:38:35] Shit, I mean you gotta just you got a ha is there gloves. There's no gloves

[04:38:39] I'm honestly lost. This is good. This this was good at each looks. Thank you for that. That looks good

[04:38:44] That was good as fuck. No, thanks, man. I appreciate it. Yeah, that'll be lost in the chat, bro

[04:38:48] So do you guys like seafood?

[04:38:50] Yeah, yeah, I'm crabbed my favorite food. I'm not even kidding crabbed my favorite. Oh shit. Okay, good

[04:38:55] That like thank you. No, so I got I got I do say I got you snow crab. Cool. All right, so I just throw on the bit, right?

[04:39:01] So I'm my favorite. I like it more than king crab. I'm not even getting snow crab

[04:39:04] I got a bit. Where did you get a bit? All right, there's gotta be a crab in there, bro. Crabby crab Tampa

[04:39:11] But I'm gonna put this is yeah, all right. So let's I just get after it. Yeah

[04:39:15] Yeah, let's see. Let's see what's in there

[04:39:17] Show us what came in the first thing I'm trying is the pasta. I'll let you know right now. Let's

[04:39:24] Oh my god, let's get fired. I need a plate. I play it's gonna go

[04:39:31] Oh my yeah, yeah, I need a plate wait trip trip. Hold up shrimp as well

[04:39:36] those snowtrooper you did your big one with this.

[04:39:41] also what place is this what is this?

[04:39:44] I do do that.

[04:39:44] Yo that shrimp looks fire, bro.

[04:39:46] Am I the order?

[04:39:48] I might have to get a seat for one myself.

[04:39:50] Was this your plan?

[04:39:52] Never eat those.

[04:39:54] Is this spicy?

[04:39:56] Wait, are you not supposed to eat the tail?

[04:39:58] Never.

[04:39:59] Never eat the tail.

[04:40:00] I'm going to open up right now.

[04:40:03] What is this?

[04:40:04] The shrimp?

[04:40:05] Don't know

[04:40:08] Like

[04:40:18] Wait, that's a crawfish, bro

[04:40:22] Jaycee you gotta tell me to eat a crawfish, bro. So I've never eaten a crawfish

[04:40:26] Run does it ever shall or no no shall or shall brother as it's whole fucking legs everything attached

[04:40:31] Do you look at this crab meat?

[04:40:33] Yo, I'm not even trolling.

[04:40:35] Chad, you guys have heard me say this many times.

[04:40:36] Snow crab is my favorite food ever.

[04:40:41] But Loads, there's literally 40 crabs in here.

[04:40:46] No, I know, but I'm saying you got your family to eat it too.

[04:40:48] But I wanted you to be able to have anything

[04:40:52] from the things.

[04:40:53] I don't know what exactly.

[04:40:54] Loads, Loads, what crab shit is this?

[04:40:56] Like what do I, I'm gonna eat the crab first low key.

[04:40:58] Yeah, let's eat a crab.

[04:41:00] There's a

[04:41:03] Butter and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What did you get in this like tin foil shit? There's two boxes of tin foil

[04:41:07] What is in there? Oh

[04:41:09] That dude, that's all the the corn and the potato and everything with it close bro. You're too kind right you don't want to eat with us

[04:41:16] Yeah, dude, I wish I why didn't I I should have ordered one bro. Oh, yeah, but you're not gonna eat with us, bro

[04:41:22] Dude, I'll eat my kerosene through you guys man. Paul is like you you guys I like you know

[04:41:28] I mean, it looks fucking good, man.

[04:41:30] Los, you're making me look like a mouse.

[04:41:31] How do you eat this?

[04:41:33] You break it?

[04:41:37] Wait, that's a crab leg.

[04:41:38] That looks like a key crab leg.

[04:41:40] Ron, look what I'm doing.

[04:41:42] See the shell run?

[04:41:44] Yeah.

[04:41:44] Snap, snap, pull.

[04:41:46] The problem is the shell is soft.

[04:41:49] Jinxie, the problem is the shell is soft.

[04:41:52] Fuck.

[04:41:53] Is the shell good?

[04:41:54] Yo, Los, I'm going to be honest, bro.

[04:41:56] I want to hug you right now.

[04:41:57] Bro, you didn't even know this.

[04:41:59] Bro, snow crab leg is my favorite food.

[04:42:01] No, we had it together, remember?

[04:42:03] Yeah.

[04:42:03] That's what we ate.

[04:42:05] Bro, yeah, when Rob went out to dinner before we did my crab,

[04:42:09] that's what I ordered, bro.

[04:42:10] Well, how do you cut this, though?

[04:42:12] How do you?

[04:42:13] You might need to.

[04:42:13] That's a big.

[04:42:14] That you might need to.

[04:42:15] It's not breaking.

[04:42:16] It's not breaking.

[04:42:19] Dude, I didn't know about seafood boil.

[04:42:21] It was crab legs, though.

[04:42:22] I thought a seafood boil was like a stew.

[04:42:24] I've never got a seafood boil in my life.

[04:42:25] I thought it was like a stew.

[04:42:27] No bro, there's corn and all the spices are together.

[04:42:31] Like the corn is gonna taste like Cajun,

[04:42:33] like the potato that there's sometimes there's egg.

[04:42:38] Bro, I love you.

[04:42:39] Bro, I love you.

[04:42:39] But why?

[04:42:41] Why did you do this to us?

[04:42:42] Yeah, but you know what, why did you get us the best?

[04:42:44] Why?

[04:42:46] You, what do you mean, bro?

[04:42:47] I bought, I, listen, it's gonna be a stressful day.

[04:42:50] I'm like, yo, just enjoy a seafood boy.

[04:42:52] Like, I thought it was so boring.

[04:42:55] I thought it was close to my heart, man.

[04:42:56] This is a hard-with-bandage moment.

[04:42:58] You're actually to go at Los.

[04:43:00] Maybe everyone was wrong about you.

[04:43:02] Maybe you're not a monster.

[04:43:04] Yo, who the fuck said I'm a monster?

[04:43:06] No.

[04:43:08] Los, you're the goat, bro.

[04:43:09] For real.

[04:43:09] I'm never like a-

[04:43:10] What?

[04:43:11] Is that good?

[04:43:12] Is the-

[04:43:12] Oh, god.

[04:43:13] Because I don't know what what.

[04:43:14] So I don't eat a lot of fish.

[04:43:15] I told James he was dope.

[04:43:18] This is, I mean, not fish, but like crab and shit.

[04:43:20] Like, this is good at Los.

[04:43:22] Los, this is really good.

[04:43:23] No, not like Los.

[04:43:23] Seriously.

[04:43:24] I'm hoppin on the dash too bro.

[04:43:26] Oh yeah.

[04:43:27] Oh yeah.

[04:43:28] Oh yeah.

[04:43:29] She must be going to the dash.

[04:43:31] I've never even heard that before.

[04:43:33] Am I hoppin on the dash?

[04:43:35] Well.

[04:43:36] Is DoorDash the most used app you have on your phone?

[04:43:38] Try the, wait, wait, wait, run.

[04:43:39] Try the, open one of those tinfoils

[04:43:43] and see if there's like the corn

[04:43:45] and the other shit in there.

[04:43:46] Cause I think there's like small shrimp too.

[04:43:47] The problem is you got me,

[04:43:49] there's three things that are like,

[04:43:51] like I don't even know what's what like there's corn right here in a bag but

[04:43:56] then you got me two tin foil things so but I but I look you just want to eat

[04:43:59] the crab this shit is going on yeah no dude do your thing do your thing bro

[04:44:03] crab is the best yeah well now I actually like want to play games all

[04:44:07] day bro like actually go good yeah look you like catch crab and eat it or not

[04:44:11] yeah yeah yeah what about what about what do you guys see my lobster I think

[04:44:21] Lobster's overrated.

[04:44:22] Dude, is it lobster more expensive than crab?

[04:44:24] I don't think lobster's as good as crab, dude.

[04:44:27] It is.

[04:44:27] And I feel like lobster, like,

[04:44:29] you kinda have to dip it in butter or something.

[04:44:31] Yeah, or crab, you can go raw dog.

[04:44:33] You can raw dog crab.

[04:44:34] Yeah, you can raw dog your crab.

[04:44:38] Bro, I'm gonna get another cluster here, done.

[04:44:41] Loose on my soul, bro.

[04:44:42] When I see you, I'm gonna give you the biggest hug, bro.

[04:44:46] This is like, this is the one, bro.

[04:44:48] No, no, it's like, for realsies, bro.

[04:44:50] This is good.

[04:44:52] I didn't need a plate.

[04:44:54] I'm just going right into the bag here.

[04:44:55] It's just all the grease is going into the bag.

[04:44:58] Yeah, this is really messy.

[04:45:00] I'll be honest with you.

[04:45:01] Do people order seafood boil a lot on Gordash?

[04:45:03] Or is this just like...

[04:45:05] Um, dude, I'm not going to lie.

[04:45:07] The best time to...

[04:45:09] Bro, I'm surprised none of you went to a place

[04:45:11] and had a seafood boil when they...

[04:45:13] We did together.

[04:45:14] We did together.

[04:45:15] No, but I got...

[04:45:15] Oh, you did.

[04:45:16] No, no, no.

[04:45:17] I got like straight up crab legs.

[04:45:18] I've never had a seafood boy. No, it's never because I thought no. Yeah, I thought a seafood boil was like a stew

[04:45:24] I didn't know it was like they I didn't know it was like a culmination of shit like this

[04:45:29] It's a little potato that has all the juices on it bro. What the fuck is this? Oh

[04:45:35] No, oh

[04:45:39] No

[04:45:41] But like look at this look at this crab meat, bro

[04:45:44] Like look at that. Dude. I'm jealous right now. I'm jealous right now

[04:45:48] You should have ordered yourself one, bro.

[04:45:52] Oh, oh my God, it's cut my finger open.

[04:45:56] I don't know. No, that can happen.

[04:46:00] Oh, you cut yourself, bro? I just cut myself fully open, oh, God.

[04:46:05] Do you want to be honest with me? If I didn't live with my family, there's no way I'd be

[04:46:08] able to eat all of this. This is so much food, bro.

[04:46:10] Oh my God. Sir Ron, what are you going to do?

[04:46:14] I just fucking destroyed my finger.

[04:46:17] Oh wait, really?

[04:46:18] You're bleeding?

[04:46:19] Wait, wait, Jinxie, so you live with your whole family?

[04:46:23] Yep, yeah, whole family.

[04:46:25] The crab fucking bit me.

[04:46:28] You got pinched, bro?

[04:46:30] What the fuck?

[04:46:31] No, what the fuck is that?

[04:46:32] No, do you live with your dad or does your dad just visit you?

[04:46:35] No, he visits.

[04:46:37] I gotta go to the hospital, y'all.

[04:46:40] Wait, are you actually bleeding?

[04:46:42] Yeah

[04:46:44] It's all right. I mean listen, you know, we we came close to beating this

[04:46:53] You're not getting on you're quitting wait

[04:46:58] This this meal was my way of being like yo guys. I was like see you later, you know, I mean

[04:47:04] Wait, you're not quitting most we can't quit bro. We can't quit. No, it's not quit. It's more like a y'all see you next time

[04:47:11] You know what I mean, bro, but we can't pick this up later like we got to beat all these games

[04:47:17] No, I get that but I have to go to I have to go to a show. It's like an opera thing

[04:47:21] You're going to an opera

[04:47:28] Nah, dude, I'm in this for the long run bro. Listen if it goes all night fucking like I'm in it

[04:47:32] I'm in here already. So I'll be low. Wow. You're actually just farming W's right now. Okay, huh?

[04:47:37] Yo, why I just open the twitch chat. They're spending hashtag grape lows

[04:47:46] Yo, what the fuck is this I'm not blaming both your chats, right?

[04:47:51] My child would never say that bro

[04:47:54] Wait, what am I gonna meet you bro. Am I ever gonna meet you Los?

[04:48:01] But wait, Ron you how many times have you met Los Ron like in that Los

[04:48:05] So I met Lois back at the Super Bowl like I think it was like four years ago

[04:48:10] But he had a security guard and like everything

[04:48:19] God you didn't rent a Rolls Royce Cullen and have diamond chains on red October Yeezys and have a security guard named Bruno

[04:48:26] Block me from saying hi to you for about 45 seconds until you like no bro. He's cool

[04:48:30] Wait, what the?

[04:48:32] I was in LA where I don't live so we needed a car and yes, we rented a Rolls Royce

[04:48:38] But you just named the things I was wearing once I had run October and diamond chain. Yeah, what is that?

[04:48:48] Is it it's like your 38th birthday?

[04:48:53] 30

[04:48:55] 31

[04:48:57] No, like, look, okay, you're like 27. I'm 23, but I'm not even bullshitting you, bro. Like, genuinely, um,

[04:49:05] In life, like, when do you actually like, do you want to have a family later on or no?

[04:49:13] I'm not trying to be funny. I'm not gonna go down this road, bro. Okay. Let's not I don't want to go down this path

[04:49:19] I don't embarrass you like, please let's not get a relationship

[04:49:22] I wasn't even being like I wasn't even trolling like you actually want to have a son one day

[04:49:28] Son I do I want to have at least one son and at least one daughter. So like if I

[04:49:35] Have two kids and they're both a girl or both like I'm gonna keep going until like at least one of each

[04:49:45] Like like it's to the floor I'm like the human I I'm literally

[04:49:49] I think I can man. I hope I'm not shooting blinds, bro.

[04:49:56] So those, do the jokes ever like piss you off at all or do they affect you in any way?

[04:50:04] Buddy, you're doing, like, that's like literally punching some of the face and going,

[04:50:09] yo dude, does that hurt bro? Like, I always wanted to ask you that.

[04:50:12] What the fuck are you talking about, bro?

[04:50:14] No, but loads I'm being so like I'm being for real brother. Do you ever like you ever actually be by yourself?

[04:50:21] Read it like you should talk about you and you read a comment. It's like just like some obnoxiously bad like

[04:50:27] Like this is ever affect you. No, you're actually asked me like oh, does it not know? There's no

[04:50:33] There's literally nothing at this point that I could see

[04:50:38] That would actually like in real life affect like where I'm like upset or like no

[04:50:42] Well, there's nothing, bro, because dude, you got to think who's saying it.

[04:50:47] It's one thing if it's like, you know, but like you're talking about anonymous random

[04:50:53] comments from people who are probably on their parents' Wi-Fi.

[04:50:58] They probably smell like shit, probably a Cheeto dust and Cheeto stains on their tidy

[04:51:03] whiteies.

[04:51:04] And like, these are the dudes, they're sitting on Reddit.

[04:51:07] These are the guys saying shit like, dude, I don't care what they say, only people I

[04:51:11] I care as people I respect are you projecting my respect you want to give a fuck what you say to be honest most and so

[04:51:18] Yeah, I just want to say bro like

[04:51:22] if

[04:51:23] The jokes ever do affect you Los like that's okay

[04:51:26] It just means you're a person bro with feelings like it's not a innocent

[04:51:30] You're a human bro at the end of the day like shit's gonna affect you

[04:51:32] What if I don't know let's let's turn this around because we talked about me you guys

[04:51:36] What is a comment and be real don't bullshit it all up. What is a comment that if you get it?

[04:51:43] It really like you're mad. I

[04:51:47] Don't like it when people insult my gaming skills

[04:51:51] Come on, bro. What's wrong laughing?

[04:51:53] That's not real like you're not like you real like

[04:51:57] Dude, you both got corn. Let's be real and not corny. I

[04:52:02] hate when like

[04:52:06] Like, like, like, is that my, like, name calling or are you talking about, like, like,

[04:52:11] any type of comment or any way the chat gets or something?

[04:52:14] Or what is the one thing that you hate?

[04:52:17] You don't like it.

[04:52:19] When someone, okay.

[04:52:21] No, because if I say it's going to add fuel, so they're going to do it more in

[04:52:24] person, but like, you're right.

[04:52:27] But look what I hate when I don't even know who started it back when we were in

[04:52:32] phase, who like said the joke first.

[04:52:34] Yeah.

[04:52:35] Like people genuinely like there's nothing wrong with it. Like it's just annoying people genuinely just call me Indian in person like they're just like

[04:52:42] Like I don't know what it is if you go if you Google times of India. I'm like the fucking president

[04:52:48] Like they are you not Indian? No, I'm not Indian

[04:52:52] But this is like what?

[04:52:55] No shut the fuck up. No, no, I thought that was like

[04:53:00] Who made that joke who is the one who started it? Wait so run

[04:53:03] What is your like ethnicity, then?

[04:53:08] I'm white.

[04:53:11] You're definitely something.

[04:53:15] You're just white, guys.

[04:53:18] Jewish is not an ethnicity.

[04:53:20] Okay, what is your origin?

[04:53:22] I'm not Israeli, I'm not Israeli.

[04:53:23] My mom's Italian, I don't know what my Dad's thought is.

[04:53:27] What do you mean?

[04:53:28] You don't know?

[04:53:29] No, I don't know my dad, Lois.

[04:53:31] You don't know your dad, but you see yo, yo, I don't know it's not continue, bro.

[04:53:37] Continue.

[04:53:38] I don't see.

[04:53:38] Cause what I'm looking into my corn, bro.

[04:53:41] I was not I don't understand you dropped your head.

[04:53:46] I'm making sure my corn grease wasn't spilling continue, bro.

[04:53:49] So, um, what were you saying?

[04:53:50] I do want to do.

[04:53:51] I want to do a DNA test, but I'm just, I'm just too much of a lazy sack of shit.

[04:53:55] They said that you're in, they said that you're Indian and Jewish,

[04:53:59] but that's not ethnicity.

[04:54:01] I know that DC just straight Jewish, but no, I'm Cuban and check and Cuban and check.

[04:54:12] You're what my, my, my mom, my mom's dad was from Cuba and my mom's mom was from Chuck

[04:54:19] Rubin.

[04:54:20] I'm 25% check, 25% Cuban and then like 12% of your 25% how you did a test.

[04:54:27] Yeah, because my mom is like 50%.

[04:54:32] Well, what are you?

[04:54:34] So my dad is like full Italian.

[04:54:37] Yeah, I could.

[04:54:38] And I can tell my mom is half Italian and Irish.

[04:54:43] So you're Irish.

[04:54:45] Yeah.

[04:54:45] So I'm like, that's why my beard is.

[04:54:49] I think why my beard came out like this.

[04:54:51] I don't know.

[04:54:52] Um, but yeah.

[04:54:56] So I guess 75% Italian, but you're not, wait, wait, you're my ginger.

[04:55:02] Change, what?

[04:55:04] Cause you have like an orange beard.

[04:55:06] No, my beard.

[04:55:06] Yeah, dude, it's, it's honestly, it's honestly, it's such a weird thing

[04:55:11] cause no hair in my entire body is orange except my beard.

[04:55:19] Like I have dark hair everywhere in my whole body.

[04:55:21] I gotta put this away.

[04:55:24] Hold up.

[04:55:24] I gotta go to sweat.

[04:55:25] Bro, I got to take my headset off because of the crab grease.

[04:55:30] I saved so much.

[04:55:31] No, I know I am like I technically have like a genetic mutation.

[04:55:36] You should have never said that.

[04:55:38] No, like that's like what it is.

[04:55:40] If you would like look at it like, OK, why do you just randomly have a different color beard?

[04:55:44] That is like technically genetic.

[04:55:47] Like so you're a failed experiment.

[04:55:51] No, I'm technically like a mutant.

[04:55:56] But like in a good way like guys like guys this is another thing jet yo, bro

[04:56:00] If you look at somebody

[04:56:03] sir

[04:56:04] If you look at it or you know these people try to change their look like they get surgeries and they listen

[04:56:11] I'm all for girls getting new titties new ass. That's cool. Well, listen. Don't start fucking with your face

[04:56:16] Your lips your your your you know what I mean your eyes your nose your ear like your chin like it's just like

[04:56:23] Don't start f**king with your s**t.

[04:56:25] If you lose the race of just genetic, just like just go with it, bro. Who gives a f**k? You know what I'm saying?

[04:56:29] No, but this is the thing. This is the thing, right? What makes you you? You or what makes you you? There's no other you.

[04:56:35] Do you want to go to the surgeon and go, hey, I want to look like this, this, this, this, this guy?

[04:56:39] No, bro. So like, yo, the way that you look, it's good.

[04:56:45] So don't let anybody tell you, oh, no, I got to look like that. I got to. No, bro.

[04:56:50] What you want to just look like a carbon copy of other people you are what you look like and nobody else looks like you

[04:56:58] And I'm even saying it like I like like you know like Ron

[04:57:01] You know they say you're Indian whatever like you're you're a unique person, right?

[04:57:07] Like Jeezy very unique strange-looking guy, right?

[04:57:10] Yeah, I'm normally large for the span of like last ten years

[04:57:15] But that's what makes Los Los like look at him, bro

[04:57:17] Like would those still be funny bro if he like actually had a six pack like no, bro

[04:57:21] That's what makes him funny. He's like, I mean look at him, bro

[04:57:23] It's like, you know what I'm saying, but see even in even in you trying to joke. It's like guys through guys

[04:57:30] Some people genetically they just aren't like they can't gain weight, right? Just do like that

[04:57:38] You're not

[04:57:41] Genetically have our bald right just people gently right here. You can't control these things, right?

[04:57:47] All you can control is

[04:57:49] How do you look at how do you look at life? Right? That's how you that's how you control it

[04:57:54] You're gonna be an adult. No, I mean I do agree that no human should change their appearance like really

[04:58:01] I think that makes them special everyone is special in their own way. That's how the world, you know created you

[04:58:07] But you do you think you actually believe what you said you had

[04:58:11] I know that if I like was on a strict thing, I could get in like great shape. I know that do you think you can do it? Yeah, I can do it. Well, why don't I just don't want to go back. I lose the I lose the passion for like, but you ever like stop eating bullshit and you're like, damn bro, like why am I stop eating that I have free will I can just open this fucking food and see like

[04:58:40] I think that's what it is like what is this like I'm not eating but no no but but but this is what it comes down to

[04:58:45] Bro if you you just eat whatever you want right? What do you think? I'm a fucking like animal

[04:58:52] I just eat everything that comes in my face

[04:58:54] Like bro. No, I eat healthy bro. I did us eat healthy. No, you don't I did I see healthy

[04:59:00] I bet that's not a bro. Who are you?

[04:59:03] How do I not eat healthy all right?

[04:59:05] You fucking dude, you don't eat healthy. Okay. You know my lot. Okay. Let's go door dash for door dash

[04:59:10] That's my bro my last meal was like everything that I eat is just normal food

[04:59:17] But run when I was with you you were kind of just eating like a slob I

[04:59:21] Like a slob you ate pretzels every single night and then gunned it down with a fucking bottle of beer

[04:59:27] What are you talking about? Well, no, it's just look yo this goes to my point jinxie, right?

[04:59:33] He for whatever reason looks like he could just eat whatever the fuck

[04:59:37] It doesn't affect him, right, bro. It's because of metabolism, bro. It's all R&T

[04:59:43] Yeah, no, that's what that's what I was saying like some people have a

[04:59:48] Fast metabolism some people don't that's it like you could get us right now

[04:59:52] Going a month two month bender of eating whatever the fuck you want drinking every day

[04:59:58] You'd probably look the same

[05:00:01] That's not true bro in that scope in

[05:00:05] 2020

[05:00:07] Well, it's you're not totally wrong. You're not totally right in 2022. I got fat. There's the images for 2022. I got fat, bro.

[05:00:15] But you got fat. Yeah, like I was like chubby. I was fat, bro. I started running every single day, uh, like exercising every day

[05:00:22] And just eating like it's not about eating better. I'm just like I'm not gonna be a pig

[05:00:27] Bro, I used to play rainbow six siege 10 to 12 hours a day playing ranked all day

[05:00:33] Every night I would order a domino's handmade pan pizza

[05:00:36] medium and I would get a fucking lava cake every night I looked like shit felt

[05:00:42] like shit bro I think half of it is metabolism the other half is your

[05:00:46] lifestyle speed up your metabolism I mean I was with you I used to be fat like

[05:00:53] I used to really be like fat in 2023 what are you like looking around like

[05:00:59] Continue bro continue. I'm wrong

[05:01:02] Like I did as used to be like way more overweight and then I would have run like no troll like three to five miles at night

[05:01:09] That's how I lost my weight

[05:01:21] I swear to God bro, I used to I posted on my burner throwback and then you could go find it

[05:01:25] I would run three to five miles every night. I would hold myself accountable

[05:01:28] That's how I lost weight originally and then I started to eat that again

[05:01:31] But now now I'm in my prime like I'm dead as I'm on the bar. Yo, it's like I'm trying to not laugh

[05:01:38] You just said you're in your mind, bro

[05:01:40] Yo, I will make I will make a I'll make a bet right now by by next year this time around June

[05:01:46] I'd get a six-pack. I could do this. I'm gonna do you done it. Yo, those he likes

[05:01:50] He owes his fans like 50 grand by the way, bro

[05:01:53] He does this every year where he like sets a date and a time of when he's gonna get a six pack

[05:01:58] And he's like like in reach with this if I don't have a six pack by this date

[05:02:02] I'll give you $50,000 he didn't pay a single person run bro

[05:02:07] You stop setting a date and a time the thing about weight loss is it's not about telling people you're gonna lose weight

[05:02:13] You just kind of do it you just one day choose between yourself because as soon as you invite the outside world into it

[05:02:20] That's when everything gets fucked.

[05:02:21] It's about in between yourself, looking in the mirror like,

[05:02:24] all right, I'm done looking like this, bro.

[05:02:26] I'm done doing this shit.

[05:02:27] I, it's, but once you bring it to like Twitter, bro,

[05:02:30] you're not gonna lock in.

[05:02:31] It's different.

[05:02:31] You're not gonna lock in.

[05:02:32] It's about you and yourself.

[05:02:33] It's your own journey, bro.

[05:02:36] Like, look, you said you're down three pounds, right?

[05:02:38] Los, you didn't tell people about it.

[05:02:40] You didn't tweet about it.

[05:02:45] You're right, man.

[05:02:46] Los, you're down three pounds.

[05:02:47] You didn't tell people about it.

[05:02:48] You didn't tweet about it.

[05:02:48] You just did it.

[05:02:49] lost the way are you tweeting it literally right now are you literally

[05:02:58] tweeting it right now

[05:03:03] when lice is tweet will be under the giver i'll give

[05:03:06] ten bro this motherfucker is doing another tweet

[05:03:11] ten thousand dollars

[05:03:15] see you guys then

[05:03:19] Bro, it's just as soon as you invite Twitter into it. It's not gonna. It's not real. It's not it's it's a it's an inner journey, bro

[05:03:26] most like

[05:03:29] Um, that's good. I'm not going to link that. Thank you. Look, what in your lifestyle that you changed to lose three pounds?

[05:03:36] Well, he fucking farted like in the morning. Like what do you feel like? What did he do his lifestyle to lose three pounds?

[05:03:44] I don't know. Maybe went to the bathroom this morning

[05:03:46] like I don't know like you don't just lose like you lose weight in the beginning of the day bro

[05:03:53] mark my words right now June 1st 2027 I'll have a six-pack and he would like to treat

[05:03:59] yo guys don't fall stop falling for that yo he doesn't pay you he just gets fat I bet fatter

[05:04:06] and then run doesn't pay he doesn't pay you I bet I bet anyone who likes that treat just know

[05:04:10] that you're gonna get blessed bro are y'all ready to play so yo we got three games to be

[05:04:14] and they're the hardest ones so let's let's start like we gotta start going let's go let's game

[05:04:18] wait we're still doing it

[05:04:21] the fuck the most did you actually think that like ordering a seafood boil was gonna like

[05:04:27] use your way to translate us yeah okay look last thing though like no troll like i'm not trying

[05:04:34] funny like i'm not trying funny what is your body fat percent i'll tell you mine all right i like

[05:04:40] No, I wanted to know because you actually inspired me.

[05:04:42] You're talking about like, seriously, Ron?

[05:04:45] Well, my body fat percentage 30% almost.

[05:04:48] Wait, it's almost actually getting off.

[05:04:51] Bro, he's his camera's not on.

[05:04:53] Most.

[05:04:54] What the fuck?

[05:04:55] Listen, my body fat percentage is none of your business.

[05:04:59] All right.

[05:05:00] And I'm going to also say this too, bro.

[05:05:03] I have a goal in mind and I've already said it.

[05:05:06] I'm going to lose 40 pounds, which I think I'll have abs at losing 40 pounds, but I'm

[05:05:13] going to lose 40 pounds.

[05:05:14] At least maybe it'll be an outline of abs at 40 pounds.

[05:05:19] I'm not laughing.

[05:05:20] I'm just going to be honest.

[05:05:21] I'm not laughing.

[05:05:22] I'm allergic to some of the seafood.

[05:05:25] And so my goal is buy my next birthday.

[05:05:29] That's like 200 days.

[05:05:30] 200 days?

[05:05:31] So, you have to lose a pound every five days ish.

[05:05:36] No, more.

[05:05:37] Let me ask you this.

[05:05:38] No.

[05:05:39] Why wait a year?

[05:05:40] Why not just make this like a two, three-month thing?

[05:05:42] No, no, no, what do you, you want me to lose 40 pounds in two months?

[05:05:47] I think it's a lot of its water weight now.

[05:05:49] I think the easiest way to lose weight is just water weight now.

[05:05:52] I thought you'd fall.

[05:05:54] I'm not going to look.

[05:05:56] Hold on.

[05:05:57] I feel like those can actually do it.

[05:05:58] I believe in you.

[05:05:59] I don't believe in you, bro.

[05:06:01] Should I document the journey?

[05:06:03] No, don't do that. I tried doing the same thing.

[05:06:05] Bro, this is what Ron and Lacey do.

[05:06:07] It's just, bro, it's between you and yourself.

[05:06:09] I tried to document the whole thing and it lasted one episode.

[05:06:13] No, no, no, but I'm not saying it'll come out at the end.

[05:06:21] What if it came out as a movie?

[05:06:25] No one's going to the theaters to watch Los Polos wait document.

[05:06:30] Okay, you know what I just suddenly I could Sarah now I'm not gonna say it but yo I'm dude

[05:06:35] I'm not saying in those movies, bro. I

[05:06:39] Never said in the fucking movie I

[05:06:44] Said he would come out like a movie like not episodes like you said dumb fuck. What was your movie be gone? Let's I

[05:06:53] Mean bro, I don't know it just be called like that's you owe a documentary from like eight years ago

[05:06:57] that you never put out.

[05:06:58] I think it would just be called,

[05:07:00] like the title would just be called, I locked in.

[05:07:02] And then you click on it,

[05:07:04] and then it's all of a sudden,

[05:07:06] you see like a crazy, like, you know.

[05:07:09] So basically what I'm hearing right now

[05:07:10] is we're gonna be part of the documentary.

[05:07:14] You guys are, yeah.

[05:07:17] Los, what is RETA?

[05:07:18] I'm like, R-E-T-A, have you heard of that?

[05:07:20] So you're trying to get me to go on RETA True Side.

[05:07:22] You're a piece of shit, dude.

[05:07:24] That's not what I said.

[05:07:25] Los doesn't need RETA.

[05:07:27] What was that if anyone in here or any of you guys your guys chats anyone's got a red

[05:07:34] up plug hit me up

[05:07:35] I think you just put it you just dump on that idea completely now you're backtracking

[05:07:42] bro I I a we gotta we gotta go this is not

[05:07:48] what the fuck is this bro

[05:07:55] what what happened was what i was who's stream

[05:07:59] i'm done but this was it a chat you read for a lot of max bro

[05:08:04] that might

[05:08:05] i think it's true most what did you read

[05:08:08] there's a fucking there's a rat on the screen

[05:08:11] all have a good looking chipmunk with my face on it lows that wasn't me bro that

[05:08:17] was fucking high-fives here

[05:08:19] that was that i was

[05:08:20] i got it i'm gonna fucking unplug you in three seconds

[05:08:24] Uh, Los, I've told you this maybe 11 times now.

[05:08:27] Highbys is a real person.

[05:08:29] He's not like AI, bro.

[05:08:31] What do you mean you have an AI that you talk to?

[05:08:34] That's Bernardo.

[05:08:35] Highbys and Bernardo are separate entities, Los.

[05:08:38] Los, do you want him?

[05:08:39] Oh, I should introduce Los to Leo.

[05:08:42] Ah, man, I'm cringing.

[05:08:44] Guys, let's get on the phone, guys.

[05:08:46] No run, call Leo, yeah.

[05:08:48] That's actually a great idea.

[05:08:50] We should have Leo talk to Highbys and go highbys.

[05:08:53] Hold on let me let me switch Mike's your quick before we get to the next game

[05:08:57] We didn't win fall guys. Yo, you guys are gonna have to bring that ass back. We did not win fall guys

[05:09:02] Ron join up. Let's go. We got work to do boys. Let's go. I'm changing my skin

[05:09:10] Yeah, those I think the hot dog is like a dead giveaway just go somewhere out go somebody else

[05:09:14] Yeah, I'm gonna just do like blank and then hopefully they don't

[05:09:18] Hey Leo, I'm with the twitch streamer Los Polos TV. He wanted me to introduce you to him. He says hello

[05:09:35] What the fuck

[05:09:48] Hi man. Yo join up yo. Nah yeah. Hold on. Ron I invited you. Yeah yeah yeah we surfactivated Mike. What the fuck was that?

[05:09:59] Come on boys we gotta like let's go. We got work to do. Let's go. Gotta win three more games. Chad which game is gonna actually take us to Lyons?

[05:10:05] Oh Fall Guys! Literally Fall Guys.

[05:10:08] literally fall guys man I'm telling you you guys are severely underestimating this fucking game

[05:10:20] hey let's join fall guys is the easiest game to get streams night in oh wait the same apex

[05:10:26] actually yeah I didn't I didn't think about that because apex none of us are good at it

[05:10:30] Let's go.

[05:10:31] All right, ready up.

[05:10:34] Loser, ready up.

[05:10:37] Loser, not ready to up, bro.

[05:10:38] Come on.

[05:10:40] I don't know if he's still hungry,

[05:10:41] like after eating some of that.

[05:10:44] Well, Ron, this is kind of like sort of what I was saying

[05:10:46] where this ties into the whole like muffin tops,

[05:10:49] love hand bills, blob situation.

[05:10:51] Bro, we just added literally three bags.

[05:10:54] Three bags straight up of like corn, crawfish,

[05:10:58] crab legs, shrimp.

[05:10:59] How the fuck are you hungry?

[05:11:01] Yo Jinxie, are you like sending like haters to my like tweet or something like that like what are these comments?

[05:11:07] Oh, I don't know man. Maybe it's a scam. Can I report that sweet to Elon Musk? You never pay out the winners

[05:11:14] Bro, if you paid out the way, I didn't it's a scam. It's my job. How do you how do you know?

[05:11:19] I don't count the winners you told me in Tampa that you didn't pay a dime

[05:11:24] now we're gonna now we're now we're gonna leak shit got it she just kind of nuts

[05:11:34] actually thought this guy was my friend most everything okay why are you on

[05:11:38] your phone those what's wrong oh no you know just just some shit what's going

[05:11:45] come on boz, we got one

[05:11:48] ah yeah, just...

[05:11:51] boz, what's wrong, bro?

[05:11:55] it's nothing you gotta worry about

[05:11:59] boz, are you good?

[05:12:00] boz, are you good?

[05:12:01] woah, woah

[05:12:03] what else you can't say to her?

[05:12:06] no

[05:12:09] boz, are you dead?

[05:12:10] that's good or not?

[05:12:11] we need to get off, bro

[05:12:12] we just rescheduled this another day, bro

[05:12:13] don't worry about it

[05:12:15] Yeah, if you want me to. Yeah. Yo guys, we're not rescheduling shit. You guys are being fricking babies.

[05:12:23] So you think I'm a little bit of a baby right now?

[05:12:27] I'm just locking it in. Loose, why are you not, you're not like, what's up with your spirits, bro?

[05:12:33] What happened? Is everything okay? I just scored.

[05:12:37] You scored. What the fuck do you mean you just scored?

[05:12:40] Score? Wait, we lost. We got eliminated first round.

[05:12:43] I literally crossed the finish line

[05:12:48] Of course, I did yo guys I don't like I don't want to be here for the rest of my human life

[05:12:54] Los get the fuck off your phone and start playing

[05:12:57] You're not locked at all. You're not I literally crossed the finish line, bro

[05:13:02] Oh, yeah, I did bro guys. How did I I keep calling and I just keep getting eliminated

[05:13:07] I'm going through the motions over here. I just keep getting to the finish line and none of it matters. Come on.

[05:13:12] I crossed it. I think you're doing good, bro.

[05:13:16] Thanks, man.

[05:13:17] Bro, did you cross it?

[05:13:18] What's happening, bro?

[05:13:19] Yes, I did.

[05:13:20] So we all crossed it. We got eliminated? Okay.

[05:13:23] Yeah, someone's lying here, and I'm pretty sure it's close.

[05:13:25] I was just saying that you just ordered more food on your phone, Luz.

[05:13:29] Never ordered anything. I wish I did, but...

[05:13:32] most never ordered anything I wish I did but look guys I like I want to be dead

[05:13:41] ass bro the two hardest games are up after this we need to win fall guys like

[05:13:46] now honestly I feel like I can speak for the chat to be low-key like one

[05:13:51] fortnight to last at least 10 hours but that'd be fun bro we're just playing the

[05:13:55] same shit over and over like that'd be fun

[05:14:00] Pretty good, bro. You want to get on fortnight for ten hours? That's what you want to do

[05:14:17] Don't run it slow down run and jump run and jump

[05:14:22] Like I don't know what I'm doing, man. I just want to win

[05:14:29] out no running jump trust me I'm on the back I'm on the back I'm in the back what the fuck man

[05:14:37] I froze did you make it yeah

[05:14:41] I'm good I'm good looks good chef looks good fucking shit seriously let's go boys come on

[05:14:50] come on bro let's fucking do this thing come on look can we finish this yeah I want to finish this game

[05:14:55] I want to get all those things. I don't know guys like I'm saying I've been locked. I've been locked

[05:15:02] Jinkseed losses quote-unquote too cool. She'll be quitting soon. Los I'm being told that you're gonna just like quit by so many people

[05:15:11] Logging to quit row because look we committed to this we can't let people down. We have to beat four games

[05:15:17] Wait explain this one. I think it's one. Let's just be done on this one. You jump through the hook

[05:15:21] There's gonna be rings that come, they're golden rings, try to get on the bounce pads and dive through there.

[05:15:27] Alright?

[05:15:28] Get out of there!

[05:15:30] The smaller the ring the more points you get.

[05:15:36] The smaller the ring the more points you get, lock in.

[05:15:40] I'm locked, I'm locked.

[05:15:42] It's so crazy that they're still trying to hold me down when I'm trying to do this.

[05:15:45] Loose, don't let them get in your hat, Loose.

[05:15:47] Let's try to get in your hat.

[05:15:51] Keep doing your thing, that's your beautiful.

[05:15:53] Did you go through?

[05:15:56] Guys, are we lost or not?

[05:15:59] I've made it through like three, but I don't know how much more I can do.

[05:16:03] Oh no, guys, I'm like, we're in a rush right now.

[05:16:06] Guys, just fucking relax.

[05:16:08] Keep focusing.

[05:16:09] Stay focused.

[05:16:10] Just keep focusing.

[05:16:12] We need to win.

[05:16:13] Don't, don't, don't jump.

[05:16:14] Just, just, just be on it.

[05:16:16] Don't jump.

[05:16:17] The best thing you can do is die.

[05:16:19] Wait, channel, am I bad at this?

[05:16:21] Yes, of course.

[05:16:23] Am I doing wrong?

[05:16:28] I've gotten so many hoops.

[05:16:30] Wait, double-loop!

[05:16:32] Double-loop!

[05:16:34] Guys, we're in second place.

[05:16:36] We don't need first, we just need second.

[05:16:39] Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing.

[05:16:46] This is the most locked-in I've ever been in my life.

[05:16:48] Come on

[05:17:18] I work out work out work out work out.

[05:17:20] Nice.

[05:17:20] 16.

[05:17:21] Nice!

[05:17:21] Yeah!

[05:17:22] Nice!

[05:17:22] Yeah!

[05:17:23] Oh, guys.

[05:17:24] Here it is!

[05:17:25] Come on, come on.

[05:17:26] Good shit, guys.

[05:17:27] Good shit.

[05:17:27] Loads.

[05:17:28] Good shit.

[05:17:28] Ron.

[05:17:29] This is the team that we need.

[05:17:30] Hey, hey, your dab shot.

[05:17:31] I'm working on dabbing to the top.

[05:17:32] Come on.

[05:17:34] There we go.

[05:17:35] All right.

[05:17:36] Loads, good shit.

[05:17:37] Ron, good shit.

[05:17:38] Come on, bro.

[05:17:38] Thank you, bro.

[05:17:40] OK.

[05:17:42] Stay with me, now, boys.

[05:17:43] This one, you just jump on the yellow orbs.

[05:17:45] If we win this, we're in the finals.

[05:17:47] up on the yellow circles all right focus focus focus focus

[05:17:52] tunnels are zoned off you can't get in those little blue orcs look for the yellow circles

[05:17:57] you can use these hexagons as pads too i got one already got them how do you got

[05:18:03] one i got two i got two nice ronnie i got three i got three i got three i got three i got three

[05:18:40] The green can turn into yellow, they can turn into yellow most.

[05:18:44] The green take, you know what I'm saying?

[05:18:47] Yeah.

[05:18:48] Okay.

[05:18:49] Honestly, camping in an area isn't a bad idea either to get three ones.

[05:18:53] Like camping in an area is not bad, especially since we're all spread out.

[05:18:56] It's also good to spread out, we don't cover the same bases.

[05:18:59] I'm gonna spread everywhere, hold on.

[05:19:01] This kid just took my fucking thing.

[05:19:03] I got one, I stole it.

[05:19:05] Nice!

[05:19:06] Oh!

[05:19:07] Nice!

[05:19:08] We have to win we have to win this one of us

[05:19:21] Come on

[05:19:24] I just I really don't see us winning apex. Okay. What kind of

[05:19:31] You know like the map on a text I think we're both wait, what is this? What is this? What is this? Is it one word?

[05:19:36] Is it this is finals listen? It's awesome to other squads on this you throw bombs at each other all right

[05:19:42] Oh, that's oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no

[05:19:48] Always stay moving if you stay

[05:19:53] This isn't the bombs wait no, no, no, what is this this isn't the bombs?

[05:19:58] Okay

[05:20:00] go on the red X most do not go on the red X I'm dead what how the fuck man

[05:20:21] me lock it I got this in 2023 there was an award called the streamer awards and

[05:20:27] I have one gamer of the year, all right?

[05:20:29] Let me focus.

[05:20:30] Show us why you're the gamer of the year.

[05:20:31] 2023.

[05:20:32] Kingsie, getting held right now.

[05:20:34] Going to the left.

[05:20:35] He's going to the middle, dodging all the X's.

[05:20:37] Just let me lock in.

[05:20:39] Making more X's.

[05:20:40] We're all watching.

[05:20:41] He's focused right now.

[05:20:43] I got grabbed.

[05:20:44] I got grabbed by a fucking degenerate.

[05:20:49] Just let me lock in, all right?

[05:20:52] Oh no.

[05:20:52] Oh no, it's getting hard.

[05:20:53] Hold on.

[05:20:57] oh my god

[05:20:59] oh jg, two people up today!

[05:21:01] it's you guys, i want to be one!

[05:21:03] wait no, i want to be one for one, three people, three people, three people

[05:21:09] that's everyone right there, i got it

[05:21:15] let me lock in, let me lock in

[05:21:17] they're hugging each other, they're fighting each other

[05:21:19] i can third party this maybe

[05:21:21] the water rises now, i forgot about this

[05:21:23] oh my god, oh my god bro

[05:21:25] Oh my god, bro

[05:21:35] I've never played that I'm sorry

[05:21:40] And that's a square one where most listen, I mean this with only love what happened how'd you die so?

[05:21:48] No troll. I'll be honest with you. That was really bad comments

[05:21:50] We I think he thought what I thought we thought it was the X thing and then I died because a platform moves

[05:21:56] You told me not to stay still

[05:21:58] Just bombs coming and then I died because I confused it. There's another mode that looks similar to that but you throw bombs

[05:22:05] Oh my god, we're not gonna get off all guys. Holy shit

[05:22:10] Oh, it's just everyone just smile. Let's chill. We could do this guys. Let's let's fucking rock it. Yeah

[05:22:16] No, that was good. Honestly, that was our best showing as a team yet. Okay, this one you just

[05:22:24] rememberized the fruit patterns and then just match up with the fruit. Also, another strat is

[05:22:29] following the crowd. If you don't know, follow the crowd. If you don't, if you don't know,

[05:22:32] but I wouldn't trust this because some of these kids are like iPad kids.

[05:22:35] All right. Classic. Classic. Yeah. Oh, I'm not gonna lie. This is not a kids game. By the way,

[05:22:44] This is

[05:22:48] Orange watermelon got it

[05:22:51] The next one's gonna have for fruits to memorize

[05:22:57] The one in front of me

[05:23:08] Nice guys

[05:23:09] Great work already guys

[05:23:11] Watch out for the bar. How did my home to my whole team done? All right watermelon cherries

[05:23:18] What type of demonic ass shit am I playing?

[05:23:27] We didn't lose yet, no, no, we all died

[05:23:31] Okay, of course, don't leave until after it's over guys guys. I thought Los die. We all died. No died guys look at my stream

[05:23:41] All guys

[05:23:46] Something went wrong with this gamer app reporting this error the sony interactive house

[05:23:54] Why are you we're never going home man

[05:24:03] How does this happen to me man like it's not fair

[05:24:06] here. Can someone donate subsilosa to buy a PC?

[05:24:13] Los, um, it's a-

[05:24:15] Oh, the thing is, dude, I-

[05:24:16] It's like a PC with dual 10 or whatever those things are called.

[05:24:21] Yo, so are we gonna do a sleep stream? Like, what the fuck is going on, guys? Come on!

[05:24:27] We gotta win!

[05:24:28] You want me?

[05:24:29] Please, bro. Please.

[05:24:32] I'm so fucking ready just to do a 24-hour stream

[05:24:37] Ron I bet you Ron I bet you I

[05:24:40] Really believe we should do for tonight before apex man

[05:24:42] I just want to knock down as many wins as we can please god

[05:24:45] So you want to end tell what do you want?

[05:24:48] Thanks for four. He's the hardest man. I think we should go eat a little difficulty

[05:24:55] Most on my invite

[05:24:59] Yo, those did you get rums invite? Oh, right?

[05:25:02] Most if I see you on that phone one more time, I'm gonna literally burn my own house down

[05:25:07] Most we go all guys for three hours, bro. Please go. No, we have it. Say oh god. We have it. It's been two

[05:25:14] How many hours have we been on fall guys? Have us get the timers going

[05:25:20] Guys you guys got to enjoy your nice seafood boil. I'm sitting over the headache

[05:25:25] I have not eaten food today or drink water. You know, I'm fucking like I'm I'm like I'm in pain

[05:25:31] My god, you enter physical pain if you don't eat food

[05:25:39] Shut the fuck up, bro, you know what hope you about his body starts to reject oxygen

[05:25:45] So we have to wait like we have to win. All right. This one's mostly

[05:25:51] Because of the ramp the purple ramp just owns

[05:25:55] Let's go first. Let's go first ever run ever run

[05:25:57] Yeah, if you go first you can technically get there in like 20 seconds

[05:26:00] It's just once you get clogged up in the ramp and we spot at the back

[05:26:16] Like what if I'm just not met for it

[05:26:18] Nobody asked if you would ever do cock and walk towards her.

[05:26:24] Oh, so what type of kimchi do you do?

[05:26:27] Like, what are you into, bro?

[05:26:28] I don't even want to know.

[05:26:29] I don't even want to know.

[05:26:30] I feel like you get, like, being on, like, a pole, and you, like, spin around like a rotisserie

[05:26:36] chicken or something like that, like, oil it up.

[05:26:38] You're the only thing that gets rolled with your, with the fucking, one of those corn dogs?

[05:26:43] I'm getting ripped cheese again.

[05:26:48] Thank God.

[05:26:49] You're like a good player now.

[05:26:52] The fuck is that?

[05:26:57] I'm pretty sure you put food on your body or something like that.

[05:27:01] This purple ramp owns!

[05:27:03] That could be the most disturbing ramp I've ever heard.

[05:27:07] This purple ramp is sending chills down my spine.

[05:27:10] Listen, listen Ron, as long as it's no boo, yeah.

[05:27:13] Oh my god, no boo's so good, bro.

[05:27:15] If it's no boo, yes.

[05:27:16] This purple ramp fucking owns!

[05:27:20] How are they doing this to the ramp, bro?

[05:27:24] How are they doing this to the ramp?

[05:27:27] What's going on?

[05:27:29] Don't want nods, I'm literally stuck!

[05:27:34] Are you guys past this purple ramp?

[05:27:36] I already caught a lot!

[05:27:38] Thank god, honestly.

[05:27:39] I'm about a bomb out of all

[05:27:41] Bro, it's it's like I don't know what it is

[05:27:43] I thought it was all a based off weight, but the purple ramp no one's ever wanted it just glitches

[05:27:49] What is that shit man?

[05:27:52] Nice guys come on here we go

[05:27:55] boys

[05:27:56] The server's a crash now. I hope so

[05:28:02] Loose is in that last man, but the timer is moving

[05:28:10] We qualify thank God run your games on place right you're good

[05:28:17] Run Losus built like his characters

[05:28:21] Don't look at my stream or whatever you do

[05:28:25] You're lying bro

[05:28:27] All right, well run game crack

[05:28:31] It's up to us right now. Let's go. Okay. You gotta play without me. What's so most on this one

[05:28:36] We have to wait on did you actually crash? Yes

[05:28:41] No, but it's no different from him dying and us carrying on you know I'm saying no

[05:28:47] We have to leave all right, so when you crash when you crash we all left

[05:28:51] No, no, no, so what happens is for that when you two died that I and I went at the end like what happens?

[05:28:56] Yeah, cuz you would never fucking win

[05:29:00] Literally pigs will start flying around

[05:29:02] I would actually bet no troll like a crazy amount of money if you could get a Fortnite win in 10 hours on ranked, I just don't think you could.

[05:29:12] I already have done that bro.

[05:29:14] No Loose, you don't win ranked Fortnite, you play pubs against fucking bots.

[05:29:19] No, I've already done, bro, anything that you're saying I've done at Fortnite, I've done it.

[05:29:23] You've won at FNCS.

[05:29:26] Okay.

[05:29:28] Bro, how?

[05:29:29] You didn't win at FNCS bro.

[05:29:30] I have won at FNCS.

[05:29:31] FNCS to be fair though bronze FNCS is a little it's a little like up for grabs

[05:29:36] Yes, that was what people consider ninja the best player roast off

[05:29:45] Russell rings again you got a ring but there were 16 to the lead bro

[05:29:50] No, but it doesn't make sense because I could find a group of you praising ninja or Tifu

[05:29:55] Like no, I'm not saying they're bad, but they're not better than like

[05:30:04] There's a hot take that I was ahead of Tifu and ninja during their problem

[05:30:09] Like I was like the first

[05:30:13] You were never on you were never

[05:30:15] No, no, no, there's a theory going around it. So it's like a whole documentary getting built

[05:30:24] Yo guys

[05:30:26] Wait, nice. Okay. Oh

[05:30:28] Wait, I think we didn't call. Yeah, those was the last person in the entire map to qualify

[05:30:35] No, I wasn't I just watched it. I just watched you. I

[05:30:39] I got fourth place and didn't qualify again

[05:30:44] I actually this is another hot take take a little steamy though a little steamy. I think we could one FNCS Valin known

[05:30:53] We got ready up again

[05:30:56] Like genuinely child like I genuinely believe that I was ready

[05:30:59] You know this thing where like you get dead last don't qualify get our team eliminated

[05:31:07] And then you take three minutes to ready up like just

[05:31:11] Like those if you're gonna if you're gonna if you're gonna get dead last at least click the ready up button man

[05:31:17] Well leave the be rough one

[05:31:20] He's trying his best, but he's just a baby. He's only 30 teen years old

[05:31:24] you good bro yeah all right instead of getting fourth place out of 32 people I'm

[05:31:33] gonna get third place I think and then maybe we'll qualify most you're just a

[05:31:37] baby bro haters are your motivators at your table with dinner or success just

[05:31:44] remember that it's not even bully like I just want the team morale to get spiked

[05:31:48] so we can get the fuck off this game but Los is actually doing a good job bro

[05:31:53] He's only 31 teen years old, bro. He's trying his best. What's like what the fuck does that even mean 31?

[05:31:59] What does that mean?

[05:32:01] He's still yeah, my head hurts bro. I need my head hurts. What do you need buddy? You need food?

[05:32:07] Hey, bro, send me your address. I must send you some food you gave me shit. I'm gonna give you some shit. I got you bro. Oh

[05:32:14] Bro, I don't want salad works again, bro

[05:32:18] That's disrespectful for what you gave me

[05:32:20] No, it's just take like something for your head like an Advil or something. Please man

[05:32:38] Right man fall guys shouldn't be like

[05:32:42] All guys shouldn't be like a horror movie. I don't know we should fall

[05:32:45] So is everyone good right now how he's doing I'm about to qualify in 12 seconds I'd say

[05:32:54] Yeah I need you to carry right now because I think I might be cooked Oh I just glitched

[05:32:59] okay I just walked through the math alright Yeah me too So Loser we're in 6th place right

[05:33:04] now we're in 7th uh Loser can you help cause I'm pretty ass Alright we all qualified

[05:33:10] Wait oh

[05:33:12] Ron Ron

[05:33:15] Run go go just go go go go go. I want to see the same energy

[05:33:19] I want to see the same energy because I crossed before any of you motherfuckers and all of a sudden now

[05:33:24] It's all quiet in the call fuck this shit

[05:33:27] fuck this shit

[05:33:30] Shut the fuck up tops. Yo

[05:33:33] All right guys week wall here we go here we go here we go

[05:33:37] All right, lock in. There's only six squads left. We got this

[05:33:46] Those are actually adorable. I just want to squeeze your cheeks, bro

[05:33:49] You know, I'm so fucking on my head is pounding rope. Water. What the fuck is eggs scramble?

[05:33:56] What?

[05:33:57] Use right trigger to grab eggs store them in your neck

[05:34:01] Yes, we have to put them in the net, bro

[05:34:03] Get a bunch of people are gonna grab our eggs though. They're gonna take our eggs focus. No, it's it's everyone's eggs are the same

[05:34:13] They're gonna come to our net is what I'm saying better come to our net

[05:34:19] Fucking

[05:34:22] My own teammate grab me cool why not

[05:34:27] I don't want to get that guy the war in the last place ever want to start

[05:34:29] We're taking our net.

[05:34:31] Alright, so we need to start going to the other nets and taking their shed.

[05:34:35] They have a golden one, what is this still?

[05:34:37] Let's try to be extra points.

[05:34:39] See these guys have a golden basket.

[05:34:41] You guys are on tip bro, I'm just going to throw the other basket.

[05:34:47] Motherfucker bro, these guys have a golden basket.

[05:34:51] Wait, red has no eggs.

[05:34:53] Alright, let's keep targeting red.

[05:34:55] Keep targeting red, red has no eggs.

[05:34:57] I got a gold one

[05:35:01] But you could throw them guys we need a bully red into fully red red is the way we need a bully red

[05:35:07] Oh, no. Oh, no, we have no eggs now guys. No, we had a good old man

[05:35:12] Guys yellow is

[05:35:23] If I get grabbed one more mother

[05:35:27] get the gold egg how many times can I get grabbed holy fist I'm human

[05:35:37] take it slow last egg hold on just bully the red team they have no eggs it

[05:35:41] doesn't matter about yellow just yes oh yeah I'm an area oh we instantly won

[05:35:54] Got it

[05:35:56] Like a emo hold on this guy's humping don't know just win. Don't you know?

[05:36:04] We have nine seconds

[05:36:06] Zero eggs, bro. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. What was that?

[05:36:15] That's the spawn why because they look all of them

[05:36:20] all right there are only four squats left this is probably going to be the

[05:36:25] final round lock the fuck in hopefully it's semi so let me go to top two maybe

[05:36:32] this is the second this is good this is good this is good okay run and jump run

[05:36:37] and jump do not run you need to keep jumping because if you run it brings

[05:36:41] you back run right dive dive dive dive don't ever dive run jump run jump if we

[05:36:47] win this we go to the top two which is a 50-50 flip for finals. Ron jump, mainly jump. Do not

[05:36:53] dies most talk to us bro come on keep jumping maybe go faster I didn't

[05:37:01] these pads make you go faster I'm not even joking I risk it I risk it or not

[05:37:08] I despond alright I don't know the pads these bomb but you know something every

[05:37:12] day

[05:37:14] my god

[05:37:19] Second place

[05:37:36] Okay now we're gonna be in a one-on-one against finals it's only two teams left

[05:37:44] okay wait what it only eliminated one squad no way two man okay okay one v

[05:37:54] one v one all right there's only two of the squads lock the fuck wait this is

[05:37:58] good oh just grief everybody that is just great yeah I am most you

[05:38:08] scrapped you guys worry about this I'm gonna grief everyone bro

[05:38:11] loose we're gonna try to survive you just grab people

[05:38:14] I am but don't die with it loose

[05:38:17] please focus, please focus

[05:38:21] just grab as many bullets as you can

[05:38:24] I'm creeping and greeping and greeping

[05:38:27] and I'm creeping and greeping

[05:38:30] Jixie you're gonna be the star factor

[05:38:32] alright

[05:38:34] pull the guy down

[05:38:36] hold the guy down

[05:38:42] literally creeping everybody like a piece of shit

[05:38:44] oh my god I'm actually a piece of shit

[05:38:46] I'm gonna get hate threads in the fall guys forms

[05:38:49] no way I just sold the game

[05:38:51] I fell down

[05:38:52] run on sail life

[05:38:53] run on sail life

[05:38:54] I'm way down

[05:38:55] run I'm way down

[05:38:56] oh no

[05:38:57] stay alive

[05:38:58] oh no

[05:38:59] I got a pro in front of me

[05:39:00] what is this

[05:39:04] don't cut me down

[05:39:05] yo go slow

[05:39:06] this is dead ass insane. I'm on the bottom level. I'm on the bottom level. I'm on the

[05:39:35] I'm on the bottom level.

[05:39:37] I'm on the bottom level.

[05:39:39] It's over.

[05:39:40] I'm going to pull a guy down with me.

[05:39:45] No, I am not.

[05:39:48] I'm dead.

[05:40:00] We're never going to get off this game.

[05:40:02] We're never gonna get off this cop for second game

[05:40:13] What is this animation is this supposed to be or

[05:40:17] Well, I know flippy flippies want to case those guys that guys actually calm that fall guys that guy's good

[05:40:25] Good players

[05:40:27] That guy is good.

[05:40:29] Guys, I sold, bro. You're right. Go ahead.

[05:40:31] Just spam it.

[05:40:33] Spam it. I sold, bro.

[05:40:35] This is not it, man.

[05:40:37] This is not it.

[05:40:41] Ready up, bro.

[05:40:43] Ready up, team?

[05:40:45] I think I just came to the realization that we're going to be on fall, guys, for the rest of the night.

[05:40:49] I came to the realization that I think we might not end for another five hours.

[05:40:53] Wait, Flippi's coming.

[05:40:55] Didn't you have to go nine minutes ago?

[05:40:59] No, bro. I just dude. I cannot be on the game all night, bro

[05:41:04] Like we have to win. Los ready the fuck up, please

[05:41:08] Ready on my wild matchmaking canceled

[05:41:13] Just ready up Los

[05:41:15] I'm gonna get ready up and grab a beer.

[05:41:22] You guys wanted this.

[05:41:25] Alright, let's go.

[05:41:27] No one's gonna ready up.

[05:41:29] I'm gonna start getting beers.

[05:41:31] I'm done.

[05:41:33] You're the only one that's ready.

[05:41:35] You fucking idiot.

[05:41:37] Now I'm gonna get you.

[05:41:39] I'm gonna get you.

[05:41:41] I'm gonna get you.

[05:41:43] I've been readied up the whole time. I'm talking about Jinxie

[05:42:03] Thank You Tony Jefferson

[05:42:06] Yo, Ron, can you give me a thousand subs? Can you get on the fucking watchers program?

[05:42:13] Give me a thousand subs and I'll give you a thousand so to like cancel out. Why you suffer first?

[05:42:18] No, no, come on you first come on. I

[05:42:20] I'm gonna do it on an anonymous account right after bro. Just go on go first come on bro

[05:42:27] Dude, we'll just we'll just wait. Why don't we just give each other both like five thousand subs? I

[05:42:33] Got an idea. Why don't you?

[05:42:35] Out of that nine million dollars you send me five hundred thousand

[05:42:40] Oh, we're in a game somehow nice. How are we in a game, bro? Nice

[05:42:49] You know those why don't we do something for the community?

[05:42:51] Why don't we just give all of our money that we've made to the chatters right now?

[05:42:56] Okay

[05:42:58] As everyone put it looks just twitch chat and kid chat with your

[05:43:06] Yeah, give me your cash up and we're gonna bless everyone matter of fact everyone who types gets a thousand bucks

[05:43:14] Yo guys

[05:43:17] Just fair warning high-fives put the beer counter above my head. Let's do it

[05:43:22] Put the beer counter above my head

[05:43:28] Don't wanna ready up on time

[05:43:35] First of all, first of all, I'm gonna say this, all you guys do out there are you.

[05:43:40] What are you guys doing?

[05:43:42] I'm trying to type yo.

[05:43:45] What are you typing?

[05:43:46] And put your, just put your, just put your tash app and type yo.

[05:43:49] Don't worry bro, we're doing a community giveaway, shut up.

[05:43:52] We're giving away mad money since you want to toggle the money you make.

[05:43:55] What the fuck is this call, man?

[05:43:59] Like, me and Rod are giving away over 100k.

[05:44:02] What are you contributing to it?

[05:44:03] To the communities?

[05:44:04] No, he's a sick fuck man.

[05:44:06] Let's just get across the finish line.

[05:44:08] You know how much money I donate to charity, like, off stream?

[05:44:13] Like, bro, I do it all anonymously because I just don't want any of the credit.

[05:44:17] I know, and you dude, you always do it, like, on April, like, 10th.

[05:44:21] How are we eliminated in round one?

[05:44:24] With all due respect, you motherfuckers playing the game.

[05:44:29] With all due respect, no one gets eliminated in round one

[05:44:33] But sir, it's just playing on the Nintendo Switch, man.

[05:44:36] Wait, I'm the only one ready now.

[05:44:38] No, you're not in the game, we had one.

[05:44:41] No, I'm not in the game.

[05:44:43] Is this evil?

[05:44:44] Are you not in the game?

[05:44:46] I'm not, I was never in that game.

[05:44:48] I'm in this one.

[05:44:49] Is this evil for us?

[05:44:51] Wait, Salos, right now you're falling through the sky,

[05:44:53] and it says squads at the top of the screen,

[05:44:55] with connected to server bottom left.

[05:44:58] Yeah, pipe dream is where you're on, okay.

[05:45:00] Yo, man.

[05:45:02] We need to win now.

[05:45:04] There's no god damn reason.

[05:45:07] We should be on fucking fall guys.

[05:45:09] Yeah, please.

[05:45:11] Hey bro, lock in. Everyone just focus.

[05:45:16] Come on bro, we're locked.

[05:45:20] After this one, Fortnite, what if we win our first game bro?

[05:45:22] There's a world where we win our first game.

[05:45:27] Yo, what's your guys' favorite shot like at a ball?

[05:45:32] Uh, I'm gonna kill at that time.

[05:45:34] Grimty, Grimty, Grimty shot.

[05:45:38] Okay, wait, wait, wait. Your favorite is tequila.

[05:45:41] Yeah, like, oh shit. Like, do you like the flavor?

[05:45:45] I mean, I just like, take it from taking a shot.

[05:45:49] Tequila messes up my stomach, man. Not a big tequila guy.

[05:45:52] Listen, listen, listen, I'm gonna tell you this, and I told, I told other people this,

[05:45:56] um, the best shot you could ever order at a bar,

[05:46:00] And I promise it's real. It's not it's I'm not trying to joke around. It's called a wet pussy shot

[05:46:05] Okay, yes, it's called a wet pussy shot Google it if you want you don't believe me

[05:46:12] Well, yeah, don't just Google

[05:46:15] But Google wet pussy shot so it'll shut back

[05:46:19] Dude, it's there's there's um

[05:46:22] There's peach in it like peach snobs. There's other shit. It's kind of like a green tea, but better

[05:46:27] It's better than the green tea shot really you would like it you like greasy

[05:46:31] Shots the thing is I'm not gonna like order that though. It's just this just sounds like

[05:46:41] Yes

[05:46:44] If they don't know what it is you can just you can be like oh look in like

[05:46:50] Yeah, it's both the wet pussy like on your phone

[05:46:53] Who's up not qualified man just asking for

[05:46:59] I was the first one through

[05:47:08] You're like freaking out man, no, I yeah, I don't want to say anything, but yeah

[05:47:15] Playing video games right now just calm yourself bro talking about what pussy shots right now like life's good man

[05:47:20] So what do you be getting at the bar bro what pussy shot what do you combo with oh?

[05:47:26] I mean it depends on my mood bro like what do you guys say?

[05:47:30] Like what if you're in a frisky mood like what are you trying to get?

[05:47:34] Frisky moon like you're just feeling good right for a good guy night. You're like, you know

[05:47:41] Fuck bro frisky mood man. I might drink. I might do like a like a vodka

[05:47:47] Red Bull?

[05:47:49] Nah, Valka's right.

[05:47:51] Like, ooh, Flash and Cranberry.

[05:47:53] Maybe a Red Bull.

[05:47:55] Maybe they got sugar-free, but

[05:47:57] I also like, I really like

[05:47:59] um, um,

[05:48:03] Whiskey's fine.

[05:48:05] I got to kill it because I just get grabbed by the way, so you know that.

[05:48:07] I'm getting grabbed by the same three dudes

[05:48:09] over and over.

[05:48:11] What's your, what's your guys' favorite cop to them?

[05:48:15] I'll be honest with you, bro. I like lemon drops that make me a sissy boy

[05:48:22] Me bro, I said that I got dragged I mess

[05:48:26] On me

[05:48:27] I also kind of like I'll be honest with you little sissy boy. Once again. I'm a big fan of the Moscow mules

[05:48:32] No, those are great Moscow mules whiskey showers. Those are probably the best

[05:48:37] I can't I can't do yo I y'all I can't do this don't I can't you can you actually

[05:48:49] need not do this shit bro I'm being so free I can't I can't I'm done I gotta

[05:48:55] get out of here like I cannot be on fall guys for eight hours man what I'm

[05:48:58] want to do. What's Jake's favorite drink, Los? He chose this, man. Jake? What's he like?

[05:49:09] Oh, he likes, um, uh, Jack and Coke. Whoa, Jack and Coke. Hey, boys. This is a toddler

[05:49:24] game, guys. This is a toddler game. I would like to say this game isn't for kids. I'll

[05:49:28] Let's say this for grown men actually.

[05:49:31] Well, it's just sad because if we weren't streaming, we would have won already.

[05:49:34] We won first game most, um, you ready up.

[05:49:40] I'm, I'm, I've been ready.

[05:49:44] Okay.

[05:49:45] Guys, let me say this, bro.

[05:49:47] All right, man.

[05:49:48] I've, most you said you asked for this.

[05:49:50] I threw in fall guys as the easy little morale booster 30, 40 minutes tops.

[05:49:55] We get it.

[05:49:56] I'll be honest with you, this was my idea. I didn't think this would take this long though.

[05:49:59] This whole thing, like I did not think this would take this long.

[05:50:01] I thought Jinxy would have carried us to Rocket League first game.

[05:50:04] We wouldn't have been on for 45 minutes, but he's a ass.

[05:50:06] I thought Loos would have carried this, you know what I'm saying?

[05:50:09] Because he's pretty good at this, he's a ass.

[05:50:11] Fortnite we're gonna get a win first game because of me.

[05:50:14] Apex Legends, Fire I'll Carry, you know, once again, Battle Royale, I'm a shooting type of guy.

[05:50:19] Like, you guys need to handle the children's game. Like, why can't we win this shit?

[05:50:23] Why don't we just hop on the park on 2k instead of this you know.

[05:50:30] Hop on the park on 2k.

[05:50:32] Just play a game of 3s.

[05:50:34] I pull up on the park.

[05:50:36] Get in there guys. Get in there.

[05:50:38] Got.

[05:50:40] Oh no.

[05:50:41] Guys get in there.

[05:50:43] Oh no Loach you need to get in there.

[05:50:45] Loach you need to get in.

[05:50:47] Oh no we lost.

[05:50:49] What? I got in.

[05:50:51] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What? Oh my god. We're gonna actually be here. No true

[05:50:59] We're gonna miss we're gonna miss everything in the world, bro

[05:51:05] There's a couple of good world games coming up this week that I'd like to be able to witness if that's alright

[05:51:12] Now you understand how it feels like this is imagine this

[05:51:15] But for four fucking days playing Minecraft, bro, so now you understand it, bro

[05:51:20] But guys the thing is that please stop putting your cash out, please

[05:51:26] Bro, but the thing is like

[05:51:31] The first round of fall guys is kind of like the only people that really get eliminated on the first round are people that are on

[05:51:37] Nintendo switch you can see the icon

[05:51:39] It's like eight year olds get eliminated in the first. No, but Jinxie you're not understanding, bro

[05:51:43] We're not we're just getting stream sites. Yeah, bro

[05:51:47] Maybe your stream servers like you there's stream. Yeah, I'm getting grabbed as well

[05:51:51] I just keep getting top four top five every time and then I look back and you guys are in southwestern Lithuania

[05:51:57] Like we're not oh shit. I finished for not hell, though

[05:52:02] Los I'm not gonna lie bro like when you lay down. I bet you're just so warm bro like a bear

[05:52:09] I want to just sort of hug you bro. That ass

[05:52:13] I want to do it honestly now. I think I want to punch you in the face

[05:52:21] Unless you wouldn't punch me, bro, you love me, bro

[05:52:25] Okay, bro, come on. Let's do this shit. Let's get out of this. Yeah

[05:52:28] boys

[05:52:29] three

[05:52:31] Cherry what is that?

[05:52:34] One one it's a

[05:52:38] Three coconut one pair three coconut one pair

[05:52:41] If it's a three run to the coconut if it's a if it's one run to the pair

[05:52:51] How was anyone supposed to get knocked out I'm like so curious

[05:52:57] Wait, do people died who the fuck died man

[05:53:03] Fucking died

[05:53:11] 4 watermelons.

[05:53:12] Los, how did you die?

[05:53:13] Ron, you said 4 watermelons, you bear it?

[05:53:22] Yeah.

[05:53:23] Yes.

[05:53:24] Los, did you die in 4 seconds?

[05:53:25] Yeah.

[05:53:26] Did you potentially nose dive into the lava?

[05:53:27] No, I don't know.

[05:53:28] Oh, be nice, Los.

[05:53:29] He doesn't have fruits, bro.

[05:53:30] Chill.

[05:53:31] Los did you die in four seconds?

[05:53:33] Yeah, yeah, be nice to Los.

[05:53:35] Did you intentionally nose dive into the lava?

[05:53:37] No, I don't know.

[05:53:38] Be nice to Los, he doesn't have fruits.

[05:53:40] About two.

[05:53:41] Three bananas.

[05:53:42] Three bananas.

[05:53:43] Three bananas.

[05:53:44] Let's go team, let's go.

[05:53:46] Three bananas, two dragon fruit.

[05:53:48] And then one green thing, one green thing, one green thing.

[05:53:52] One green thing.

[05:53:53] Three banana, two dragon fruit, one pear.

[05:53:55] Three banana, two dragon fruit, one pear.

[05:53:57] Three banana, two dragon fruit, one pear.

[05:54:00] I

[05:54:09] Look at it again, man. It's hey wait. It's because it's point base

[05:54:12] So you earn points on survival so every second that goes on you get points the problem is we have a teammate

[05:54:18] I'm not gonna say who it is. We have a teammate who dies in five seconds, so we don't get any points

[05:54:23] Los, did you jump into lava?

[05:54:26] I've never seen someone die on Count the Fruit.

[05:54:30] All you have to do Los is go to the big crowd and walk to it.

[05:54:35] That's literally it.

[05:54:36] No power, ready up.

[05:54:38] Los, I have a genuine question bro.

[05:54:41] Are you just like going AFK?

[05:54:45] Like.

[05:54:46] Los, all you have to do is go to the gigantic herd of people and you'll survive.

[05:54:52] How the fuck did you die?

[05:54:54] Well, the worst part is every time I die, I see the same kid in my chat saying, this

[05:54:58] is a kid's game, dot, dot, dot, like, you know, what we play the best is when we weren't

[05:55:03] even talking about the game, we should just like, like, make a conversation.

[05:55:07] No, that's when I scored six goals in Rocket League.

[05:55:10] That's what it's literally what happened.

[05:55:12] That's the only fucking reason we got off that game.

[05:55:15] I thought you'd be good at ball guys, man.

[05:55:17] My God.

[05:55:18] What kind of dick riding is this, bro?

[05:55:20] You're gonna make me cum, the way you're bouncing on my shit.

[05:55:23] Alright, let me ask you guys, what's your, what's your, what's one of your favorite movies?

[05:55:28] I'll be honest with you bro, I'm a big fan of Kung Fu Panda.

[05:55:31] I like Good Will Hunting, I like Pursuit of Happiness, I like Shawshank Redemption.

[05:55:36] Pursuit of Happiness, isn't that a fuckin' Jake Cole song?

[05:55:40] That's a Kid Cuddy song and the movies by Will Smith.

[05:55:43] Yeah, wow, oh my god, oh my god.

[05:55:47] What?

[05:55:48] No, it's just funny like Ron like doesn't know ball like he doesn't yeah, you know

[05:55:53] Like you don't know for sure that happiness

[05:55:55] I don't listen to that music, bro. It's a funny movie. It's a movie, Ron.

[05:56:01] What are they best?

[05:56:03] It's a movie, man.

[05:56:05] I like this movie, bro.

[05:56:10] Now the most I like inspirational shit, man. I like movies that are inspiring.

[05:56:14] And what are these guys gaining from holding us down?

[05:56:16] Like, what are you gaining out of this?

[05:56:18] I want the stream to never end, bro, and at this rate, it will.

[05:56:22] They just want the stream to never end.

[05:56:24] That's all they want.

[05:56:25] Like, guys, like, to all the stream snipers,

[05:56:27] like, I'm telling you this right now, like,

[05:56:30] I will get off stream.

[05:56:31] Like, I don't, like, you think you're going to, like,

[05:56:33] keep me active.

[05:56:35] I'll literally just fuck off, now, like.

[05:56:37] You're not leaving.

[05:56:38] You ever watch Brokeback, Melanie?

[05:56:42] No, but at one time, I walked like I walked in and my friend was watching.

[05:56:45] Oh, no.

[05:56:48] He tried to like cover it up.

[05:56:49] I'm the fourth guy in.

[05:56:50] I'm the fourth guy in.

[05:56:51] Where y'all at?

[05:56:52] I'm not even close.

[05:56:53] Ron's in Narnia.

[05:56:55] Let's check Nose.

[05:56:56] Nose is...

[05:56:58] He's boned.

[05:56:59] Nose is in spawn falling.

[05:57:01] No, he's not.

[05:57:02] I say I'm gone.

[05:57:03] Nose, why don't you wait for the bar to get close to you before you jump it?

[05:57:06] Nose, why not wait until the bar gets close?

[05:57:10] and then jump

[05:57:12] keep going, keep going, keep going, this is good, keep going, keep going

[05:57:15] now slide, slide, jump

[05:57:17] get in the hole, get in the hole

[05:57:19] get in the hole, get in the hole

[05:57:22] wait

[05:57:23] oh and our other teammate is even worse than us

[05:57:25] oh my god

[05:57:29] nice

[05:57:30] we lost again

[05:57:32] I think we lost

[05:57:33] I'm gonna kill myself

[05:57:34] we lost by one point

[05:57:36] we didn't qualify by one motherfucking cocksucking point

[05:57:40] oh my god we should watch magic mic together

[05:57:47] low key no loose i think it's time to break out the gaming gloves bro come on

[05:57:52] are you sure like like no it's true bro i think it's time for you bro because i feel like i'm gonna

[05:57:57] leave it for fortnite bro well then we have to win bro we're never gonna get to fortnite guys

[05:58:02] do i gotta spell this shit out for you we can't make it past the first round of fall guys this

[05:58:09] This is insane.

[05:58:11] What if we all try to stay positive this game?

[05:58:13] Let's just stay positive.

[05:58:16] I deadass.

[05:58:17] Jinxie, can you send me 100 grand?

[05:58:20] Yeah, lowly spell.

[05:58:21] Can you, I don't know.

[05:58:23] What?

[05:58:24] I'll pay you back.

[05:58:26] What do you need 100 grand for?

[05:58:28] I just want to see if you're like a true friend.

[05:58:31] Actually true.

[05:58:32] While you're at it, send me too.

[05:58:34] Lowes, why the hell would I send you $100,000 right now?

[05:58:38] won't be the point of that.

[05:58:40] Most if you want to lose it right up.

[05:58:44] I want it in cash.

[05:58:45] Lois, can you send me 100 grand?

[05:58:48] Yeah.

[05:58:49] Wow, see, that's a W. He didn't question doing anything, bro.

[05:58:52] Most, why are you not ready to?

[05:58:55] Why are you not ready?

[05:58:57] I am.

[05:58:58] I think your shit's like a visual glitch.

[05:59:01] Yeah, it's a visual glitch, man.

[05:59:05] You guys want to do like a charity?

[05:59:06] He's spectating by the way you were spectating that whole motherfucking time

[05:59:11] Loose on this one slide. It's your square button on your PlayStation controller on this one. Oh, but you should listen

[05:59:17] Listen, you're trying to get me advice. You should take your own advice your ass

[05:59:22] I'm like literally the first guy to qualify in our group every run. Yeah, you know what I'm noticing chat

[05:59:27] I don't know if you guys are either low key jinx. He's having an ego and it's throwing my gameplay off

[05:59:32] Like yeah, like yeah, bro like we get it you have a hundred thousand subs

[05:59:36] Yeah, we're a team though, bro like this because you have a hundred thousand subs doesn't mean you're cooler than anyone in the call

[05:59:41] Like I don't want to be that guy, but I'm gonna be the guy. You know what I'm saying like no, no

[05:59:45] I see it too. No, I see any change. Yeah, I was gonna say nice to watch him play a rainbow six

[05:59:50] He should he was like the nicest kid ever. He's like a sweetheart. Now. He's just like this egotistical fucking monster

[05:59:57] Yo, honestly, what's your problem, bro? Like what what like what happened, dude? I thought you were like humble

[06:00:05] You know what it is. It's like this front. He's trying to put on with his like broken chair, etc, bro

[06:00:11] Yeah, that's performative dude. Yeah, it's performative as fuck

[06:00:15] Dude, I just get a secret lab or whatever. Yeah, you're just a disgusting fuck. Oh, you're in last place, dude

[06:00:21] You're in dead last by the way, you're literally in dead last

[06:00:25] Yo

[06:00:27] Holy fucking

[06:00:32] Time to go exit and then read you

[06:00:36] Why is he talking to you that you don't know how to play those yeah, like buddy like oh, yeah, bro

[06:00:41] You're talking to me like I'm a disabled

[06:00:51] You guys can I just be honest with you like real talk like real talk what you say you want to quit so that way you can get all the

[06:01:00] flat

[06:01:02] look if you know this challenge at least you can get off and then you can get no

[06:01:06] I'm no guys guys guys I'm in this from I'm trust me I'm not getting all

[06:01:10] honestly I have a hot take here I have a hot take here loose I feel like the guy

[06:01:15] who's the most negative which is Jinxie is gonna be the first to quit he's gonna

[06:01:18] create like some type of excuse like me and you right now we're locked like I

[06:01:23] don't want to be the guy about like yeah like like like JC like can you can you

[06:01:28] respond to that because you've been really negative for the past like 45

[06:01:31] minutes so guys I'm trying to get us off of like fall guys in the fortnight

[06:01:37] because I know for my most that I think fun okay you're right like let's have a

[06:01:44] Yo, and and dude dare I say this attitude started since you started drinking bro. Do you have a problem?

[06:02:00] Like you might be an angry drunk

[06:02:13] Yo, guys, stop touching me, you fucking weirdos!

[06:02:21] Get the fuck off me!

[06:02:25] Why is there like a- why is there spongebob- how do you think spongebob is this?

[06:02:30] That guy was on me too, brother, I had some weirdo.

[06:02:37] And he's like the cool, like, version of spongebob from like, one episode.

[06:02:40] when he turns into a caveman that one yeah look you watch what's about grown up

[06:02:47] yeah what I mean I don't know if you watch like I didn't know yet TV when you

[06:02:52] grow up okay come on he's not that fucking old like like what I got like

[06:02:58] what am I seven years older than you or something like what

[06:03:03] Oh my god, that's I'm crazy dude made a cringe

[06:03:15] No way I made those bullets cringe. Oh, you made me cringe man. No

[06:03:22] I

[06:03:28] Mean I already went in the map man, why'd you do that?

[06:03:36] I'm not getting blame for this one, bro

[06:03:46] Yeah

[06:03:52] No, no, you know what, Ron, you're doing good.

[06:03:56] Jixi, you're doing good.

[06:03:57] Lose, lock in, all right?

[06:03:58] Good vibes, positive vibes, good vibes.

[06:04:03] Lose, lion, all right then.

[06:04:05] Hey, Ron, I'm just gonna, fair warning,

[06:04:07] this beer counter, it's gonna be up to about three or four.

[06:04:09] Are you all raging, alcoholic?

[06:04:11] You're getting mad, we're talking about drinking.

[06:04:13] Ron?

[06:04:14] Lose, are you seeing this?

[06:04:15] Fair warning, this beer counter's gonna be

[06:04:16] at about three or four on fortnight.

[06:04:18] You might not be so drunk, but-

[06:04:19] No, no, Jixi, Jixi, Jixi, I gotta be-

[06:04:21] Bro, Jaycee you're starting to scare me, bro. Yeah, I know me too. What the fuck to do to scare you how?

[06:04:30] Oh

[06:04:31] I'll be honest with you, bro

[06:04:34] I'm not used to you drunk like this

[06:04:39] You dodge the targets, that's it you just stay on the path

[06:04:43] This is the dumbest mode in the game because no one ever dies on this. I don't know why

[06:04:47] I'm dead. I'm dead.

[06:04:48] Wait, why are we in last?

[06:04:49] I'm dead.

[06:04:50] Wait, no, you died. You died on this.

[06:04:53] Wait, I just lost. I don't know if this is like a bit or a character, man,

[06:04:58] but you died on the easiest mode in the game in five seconds.

[06:05:03] How the fuck?

[06:05:05] Well, I've seen a lot of shit in my life, man.

[06:05:08] Like, I want to be clear when I say this.

[06:05:10] I've seen a lot of who else died.

[06:05:12] How did two of y'all die?

[06:05:13] I'm alive.

[06:05:14] I've seen a lot of shit in my life, man. I've never even seen someone die on this mode let alone in the first two seconds

[06:05:29] Listen to me burn your PlayStation 5 to the floor

[06:05:36] This is no way this is why the Spurs walls

[06:05:39] We need a good leader you need a good leader you are you are you are like

[06:05:46] I don't even know you're like deer box or like

[06:05:49] Like

[06:05:52] We need an og you're literally just like an asshole dude

[06:05:57] Yeah, like I get it like oh, yeah, let's have fun and strength, but dude

[06:06:09] Over and over you know if you're seems having please jump off so we get top court your streams. I think please jump off

[06:06:15] Please jump off, please. Hey anyone who's in the game right now. Do you hear me if you jump? Okay?

[06:06:21] No way

[06:06:23] Loose you really just couldn't have stayed up, bro, but it's okay. You did it in a nice effort try bro

[06:06:27] Good luck. I'm an X run most you you two bro and you two JC

[06:06:33] See this is the problem you guys butter each other up yo man

[06:06:37] This is a train wreck and we need to stop it. Loose. How did you die?

[06:06:41] I need a clip in front of my desk now. I got a scuba-riam to it on my timeline

[06:06:45] Jigsie went completely quiet after stable and auto and most fellas called enough for changing and having an ego

[06:07:01] I'm sick to my fucking stomach. Thank you for the five gift the matter

[06:07:07] This is my oh my god, I'm a fall guy streamer till eternity Wow

[06:07:18] This is such a good vibe. I just counted the one where our teammate won. That's what make you that's the one

[06:07:25] What if the wind like makes us closer together?

[06:07:37] I

[06:07:42] Don't have any stream servers everyone in our channel

[06:07:50] Where's my four fucking teammate at all guys what the fuck

[06:07:57] Where's my teammate

[06:08:07] I

[06:08:12] See what up the fucking fourth teammate is the guy who's above us

[06:08:21] I died fuck me in the ass

[06:08:23] Hold up, man

[06:08:25] Yeah, we got a walk. Oh, go go go go go start walking start walking please the pizza's getting aggressive

[06:08:31] therapy

[06:08:32] Start calling please guys. Seriously. There you are. There you are

[06:08:35] Don't worry everyone is just waiting at the finish line get in front of them. That's fine

[06:08:55] What just happened to my character

[06:09:05] Like what are you actually doing?

[06:09:07] Like what just happened?

[06:09:13] What are you doing?

[06:09:14] Dude what is this game bro?

[06:09:16] Why are you going in the middle of it?

[06:09:18] Did we call? Did we call?

[06:09:20] No!

[06:09:21] Los, you're a uh...

[06:09:24] You're an interesting guy man, you're an interesting guy.

[06:09:28] How do you...

[06:09:29] Los, meet me!

[06:09:32] This is Eva Fogga.

[06:09:34] You haven't even got better man a better in four hours

[06:09:39] Do we like play apex and come back to it or yeah, right apex is gonna be way harder than this

[06:09:46] Bro

[06:09:49] Los you stream off toolkit

[06:09:53] No, run does he know does he know

[06:09:58] You don't smell toolkit so you can't implement a delay so we're gonna get sniped on apex and board night

[06:10:04] You're on um oh great seesaw again

[06:10:17] Yeah, I told you guys I said I have a feeling fall guys gonna take four hours

[06:10:22] Oh wait we you're telling me we can't put a delay

[06:10:25] Does anyone even play apex legends? We're gonna get in the same lobby over and over

[06:10:30] Everyone is gonna be queuing for the exact same math

[06:10:34] Oh on the bright side we reached our three of fall guys

[06:10:38] Say on God from this game for three hours on God. We've been on this game for three hours. I'm not saying it

[06:10:50] Wow, I want to see another four hours

[06:11:04] I am in his chair, I'm leaving.

[06:11:06] Oh my god, we're actually never leaving.

[06:11:13] I'm going, we're never leaving.

[06:11:15] This is going to take forever.

[06:11:29] Round of Outlaws.

[06:11:31] Invite Los.

[06:11:31] Is he even here?

[06:11:33] He is. Most joined back. Most joined back.

[06:11:36] Not even on the game.

[06:11:38] Most please join back. Is he getting food? Is he getting his food?

[06:11:42] Did he fake crash to eat? Most please join back. Most.

[06:11:50] Yo, on the bright side I have Swedish candy. Ron I have Swedish candy.

[06:11:53] Oh, he fake crashed to get food. I'm pretty sure.

[06:12:03] You having fun right now or no?

[06:12:08] I'm sort of just planning out my world cup month, I don't know.

[06:12:12] I'm not going to be able to watch Messi play tomorrow night, that's for sure.

[06:12:16] Messi's playing tonight?

[06:12:19] Messi plays tomorrow night and I'm going to miss it because I'm going to be on Fall Guys

[06:12:23] with it who literally missed a fucking platform three times.

[06:12:31] This isn't an exaggeration.

[06:12:32] He missed the platform three times.

[06:12:41] Messi literally plays tomorrow night at 9.

[06:12:45] And I don't even know if I'm going to be able to watch it because Los Polos physically

[06:12:49] cannot progress on a Fall Guys map.

[06:12:51] Yeah, realistically how mad are people going to get if, you know, we just rescheduled this

[06:12:55] day.

[06:12:56] Look, all I'm going to say is, did Los Polos brother just jump into his setup?

[06:13:02] Who the fuck?

[06:13:03] Yo, where's Loves, man?

[06:13:07] Wait, Loves got skinny.

[06:13:08] Oh, right here, what the fuck?

[06:13:09] Wait, Loves got skinny, what the fuck?

[06:13:13] I've been working out.

[06:13:15] What's the confusion?

[06:13:15] Yo, Jake, bro, join, bro.

[06:13:17] Jake, what did Lewis tell you?

[06:13:19] Did he literally tell you to take his bike?

[06:13:20] Jake!

[06:13:22] Jake!

[06:13:24] Are you?

[06:13:25] Yo.

[06:13:26] Bro, they're asking for you, bro.

[06:13:28] Loves, did you fake crash to go get food?

[06:13:32] So what's this telling his brother to play this is a fucking joke man, this is a fucking

[06:13:43] joke, bro.

[06:13:44] We tried, we tried, good, was that like a good roleplay, what was that like?

[06:13:50] No, like you tried, you tried.

[06:13:52] The frames don't line up.

[06:13:55] Los, ready up please.

[06:13:56] Oh guys, I'm missing FNCS bro.

[06:13:59] I have a question for you and no, I got up to take Advil to my fucking brains fried.

[06:14:07] What did you eat today?

[06:14:11] Advil can't help me.

[06:14:14] Whatever.

[06:14:15] Most I have a legit question.

[06:14:18] Yeah.

[06:14:19] So when you jumped in like dove off that ramp four times, was it sort of like a skit

[06:14:29] or what was that? Because no one was grabbing you.

[06:14:32] Yeah, yeah. So listen, so no one touched you.

[06:14:34] So what the fuck was that?

[06:14:36] So listen, so let me let me put it in the terms

[06:14:38] that maybe the chat will understand.

[06:14:40] Do you watch, do you know baseball?

[06:14:41] Do you watch baseball at all?

[06:14:42] Yeah, show hey Otani a little bit, yeah.

[06:14:45] No, no, no, no.

[06:14:46] So an Aaron judge, you know, grounds out or pops up

[06:14:51] or, you know, strikes out, right?

[06:14:53] You think he comes to the bench

[06:14:55] and you think there's dudes sitting there going,

[06:14:58] Yo, bro, why'd you swing at the yo bro shit's gonna happen man?

[06:15:03] Let's move on let's not harp on the last play because how's it gonna help us win this challenge, bro

[06:15:09] You sitting here critiquing my jumping

[06:15:18] Mentally checked out right when you compare yourself down judge

[06:15:24] Mentally checked out of that entire statement

[06:15:28] This is the problem with your generation, this is the problem with your generation, you don't understand like these scenarios and these different like

[06:15:40] I think you should just shut the fuck up and play the game

[06:15:48] Wow look how peaceful it is now, are we gonna win? Let's see, this is disgusting

[06:15:53] I'm like four hours of fall guys. I wouldn't even like yo, no stop grabbing me man little shit heads

[06:16:00] Holy fuck, what a bunch of shit heads Aaron Pudge

[06:16:06] Really should we do it?

[06:16:18] Okay

[06:16:23] Run get the fuck in there

[06:16:25] Get in there Ron! Get in there!

[06:16:26] Get in there!

[06:16:28] Pause.

[06:16:29] Get in there.

[06:16:30] Wait, our teammate is running away from the finish line.

[06:16:32] No no no, I gotta get out of here. I gotta get out of here.

[06:16:35] My teammate just ran away from the finish line.

[06:16:38] Yo Cole, get the fuck in there!

[06:16:40] What the fuck was that?

[06:16:43] Shohei Latoni.

[06:16:45] Our teammate is grabbing most. I'm not making this up.

[06:16:49] Our teammate is grabbing most.

[06:16:52] So we have a teammate sabotaging us

[06:17:10] Yo, this reminds me of this reminds me something dude like

[06:17:15] Have you guys ever been like select a like a like a camp? Oh, yeah, I brought back in today

[06:17:22] No, I've never been to a camp in my life.

[06:17:25] You've never been to a campsite?

[06:17:28] Have I went camping?

[06:17:29] I've went camping.

[06:17:30] I wasn't in a camp.

[06:17:31] I wasn't in a camp.

[06:17:36] OK, yeah, yeah.

[06:17:38] Oh, yeah, never mind.

[06:17:41] Close.

[06:17:41] Jump in the water.

[06:17:42] Don't jump in the water.

[06:17:43] Yellows, hey, fair warning, man.

[06:17:45] If I see you nose dive in the water,

[06:17:47] I'm shutting the stream off.

[06:17:49] You can't nose dive in the water.

[06:17:51] It's one thing if you get grabbed, whatever.

[06:17:54] Bro, you can't just jump in the fucking water.

[06:17:56] All right, then?

[06:17:57] Please.

[06:17:59] There's gonna be a platform that comes out under our feet

[06:18:01] in about five to 10 seconds.

[06:18:03] Just stay alive.

[06:18:07] I should not hit with a bolt.

[06:18:09] Stay alive, no.

[06:18:10] Look, stay alive.

[06:18:12] Stay alive.

[06:18:14] What is this, Al?

[06:18:15] What is this, Al?

[06:18:16] What is this, Al?

[06:18:16] What you gotta do in fall, guys?

[06:18:17] Land if you stall in the crowd.

[06:18:18] That's it.

[06:18:19] It's that simple.

[06:18:21] There's the bottle. Get on the bottle. What are we doing here? What are we doing here?

[06:18:32] What do you mean man? I'm the little pink guy.

[06:18:35] I died. I died. I died. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. No I'm getting held by my

[06:18:42] panda. I'm getting... I mean I did... but at least I died. I got... this is just so cringe.

[06:18:45] This is so cringe.

[06:18:46] I'm sick to my stomach man. I'm sick to my stomach bro. For real.

[06:18:50] I mean I'm just getting, I'm getting held by a dude who's just killing someone.

[06:18:53] Wait, what's this, come on, won't stop us!

[06:18:55] Close the fuck up with us!

[06:18:56] Oh my god, it's your CTE!

[06:18:58] I'm sick of my stomach, bro.

[06:18:59] Watch out for the spike, Lose!

[06:19:02] Lose is ahead of you, bro.

[06:19:03] What are you talking about, watch out!

[06:19:04] Let me watch, let me watch a real gamer.

[06:19:06] Oh my god, Lose, you're sick.

[06:19:08] Lose, did you just, you died, you fucking died.

[06:19:11] You died over FinishLine.

[06:19:13] You motherfucker, if you got across to FinishLine, we would have qualified.

[06:19:17] Look, you motherfucking motherfucker, all you had to do was walk into the pan.

[06:19:24] Like, how did you die?

[06:19:28] Nice try, Los.

[06:19:29] No, no, no.

[06:19:30] Like, you're not even playing bad, bro.

[06:19:32] Hey, Ron, take your phone.

[06:19:33] Ron, take your phone.

[06:19:34] Ron, take your phone.

[06:19:35] Ron, take your phone.

[06:19:36] Ron, take your phone.

[06:19:37] Ron, take your phone.

[06:19:40] Yo, what the fuck is this?

[06:19:41] Ron, take your phone like some secret message without me.

[06:19:44] Yo, what's up, bro?

[06:19:46] I'm deafening yo, uh, hey, I don't it's not a bit

[06:19:50] I don't I don't know if this is a prank or if you guys plan this out run

[06:19:54] We can't get anywhere with a loson like we're not we can't brother. He's diving into fucking water

[06:20:00] Fall guys is not a four-hour game

[06:20:03] It's not

[06:20:07] We're just undefined

[06:20:09] I

[06:20:12] Yo, no, what's up, man? I'm back. Yo, I'm not alive this team, but me shit is disgusting

[06:20:17] Like we're all trying our best right now, and that's all that matters

[06:20:21] So most is at the finish line instead of walking into a fan. No, stop pulling it bro. Stop pulling it

[06:20:28] He's not it bro. He's the fucking person. All right. Let's raise his standards a little bit most

[06:20:34] Walk into the fan. We win we qualify. What did you possibly do, man?

[06:20:39] Like what did you do? This is a kid's game

[06:20:43] Yo, yo, bro. Yo, bro

[06:20:46] How the fuck is a person who literally fell off before me talking shit?

[06:20:53] I made it to the end. Please tell me what the fuck you do

[06:20:59] Tell me what the fuck

[06:21:01] Oh man, I quantized!

[06:21:03] Yeah, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy!

[06:21:04] So wait, why are you not going off on Ron then?

[06:21:07] Cause he didn't make it as far as me.

[06:21:09] So tell me why, bro.

[06:21:11] Why are you on my dick?

[06:21:14] You like my dick?

[06:21:15] Do you want it?

[06:21:16] What do you want to do to my dick, bro?

[06:21:19] Do you love it?

[06:21:20] What the fuck are you doing?

[06:21:22] I think you would like literally suffocate me

[06:21:24] besides the point.

[06:21:26] Bro, let me have a seat.

[06:21:28] I got a question, bro.

[06:21:31] Why did you turn into a fuck me for?

[06:21:33] I was defending you, bro.

[06:21:35] No, no, I'm saying you didn't make it towards me.

[06:21:37] And he didn't say shit to you.

[06:21:39] All right, he's on big.

[06:21:40] Third place, here we go.

[06:21:43] Third place, yo, Miku, I'm going to need you to, like,

[06:21:45] int and, like, kill everybody and then just dive off

[06:21:48] at the end, Miku, please.

[06:21:49] Close.

[06:21:49] All right, what was that?

[06:21:51] You're in spawn, you troll motherfucker.

[06:21:55] How are you in spawn?

[06:21:57] What is that are you a person are you a sentient human being? I'm not even sure. What is that?

[06:22:09] Just go into the platform

[06:22:13] How are you in spawn?

[06:22:22] Are you disabled

[06:22:27] You're ashamed of video games, man.

[06:22:30] Loose, I wanna be clear when I say this.

[06:22:32] I don't qualify.

[06:22:33] Loose, I've never said this in my life.

[06:22:36] You bring shame to gaming.

[06:22:38] You actually, Loose, you bring shame to video games, man.

[06:22:42] What the fuck was that?

[06:22:44] Oh my God, bro.

[06:22:47] Loose, I don't even think you're bad, bro.

[06:22:48] You're just not good.

[06:22:50] And you still haven't learned how to get through the last three

[06:22:52] minutes, bro.

[06:22:53] He's eight minutes, Ron.

[06:22:54] He's horrible.

[06:22:55] He's like an eight first.

[06:22:56] Bro, he's only 31 years old, bro.

[06:22:59] Hey, and it's not even about bully, like, no, no.

[06:23:01] You're a streamer, Los.

[06:23:02] Jump on the platform, bro.

[06:23:05] This is not bullying.

[06:23:06] We should not be on five hours of you

[06:23:09] getting fucking eliminated in fall, guys.

[06:23:13] Buddy, we could have done a million different streams.

[06:23:15] This is what you wanted, and now you're shocked by it.

[06:23:18] Like, I'm confused.

[06:23:20] What did you think was gonna happen, bro?

[06:23:22] Like, like, like, Dennis, you're like acting like this

[06:23:25] She's like some like mystery body the worst part is we're not even on the hard games yet. No, we're gonna be in the hell

[06:23:38] You know someone else died, please please

[06:23:44] Let's get away from the edge get away from the edge

[06:23:50] No, just get away from the edge. You're about to fall off

[06:23:52] I need you alive, I actually need you alive, 15 seconds, those 15 seconds, stay alive,

[06:24:00] stay alive, 10 seconds, stay alive, 10 seconds, 9 seconds, oh stay alive, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!

[06:24:13] Nice!

[06:24:14] Now shit, talk em' loose, now shit, talk em' loose!

[06:24:18] Yo, Jixi, you're so fucking ass!

[06:24:21] Why is he there always fucking shit?

[06:24:24] And I'm always alive after you!

[06:24:28] Exactly. That guy's a fraud. What a gamer you are, Los.

[06:24:31] Los, what is your fixation with the plan?

[06:24:34] No, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, Jixi. No talking for the rest of the game stuff.

[06:24:36] Los, why don't you grab everyone?

[06:24:38] You sold us.

[06:24:39] Yo, guys, shut your mouth!

[06:24:41] On this one.

[06:24:42] Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

[06:24:43] If you don't want your tips, bro, I want Los's tips, Los. How do I play this one?

[06:24:47] Yo, bro, just avoid the air and jump over that thing.

[06:24:50] Got it, got it, got it.

[06:24:51] This one's a fast-paced obstacle course.

[06:24:53] Get ready to jump.

[06:24:55] It's fast-paced.

[06:25:01] Los, thank you for telling me, by the way.

[06:25:06] Oh my god, I'm moving.

[06:25:07] I'm almost in modern space.

[06:25:08] What the fuck?

[06:25:08] Who died?

[06:25:09] Wait, who died?

[06:25:10] Someone died.

[06:25:11] Someone died on my team.

[06:25:13] Who died?

[06:25:14] Who the fuck?

[06:25:16] Is he gonna take it?

[06:25:18] Who died?

[06:25:18] No, no, he didn't.

[06:25:19] Why is there already a red X?

[06:25:21] Who the fuck died?

[06:25:22] We're good, we're good, we're good.

[06:25:23] Just me and you can't die and we're good.

[06:25:25] See you in a second, we're good.

[06:25:26] We're good, we're good.

[06:25:27] Los, can you tell him to chill the fuck out?

[06:25:31] Like...

[06:25:31] Uh, uh, like I'm at a loss for words,

[06:25:33] since you like...

[06:25:34] Oh, let me guess, you're dead.

[06:25:36] You're dead.

[06:25:37] And you're gonna do this weird,

[06:25:38] psychotic little guilt trip bullshit.

[06:25:41] Yo bro, this isn't middle school, man.

[06:25:43] Jump over the fucking obstacle.

[06:25:45] I'm not gonna lose this running backwards.

[06:25:49] Wait, wait, he loves you man.

[06:25:51] Loves you man, backwards on this?

[06:25:53] Say you swear we got it.

[06:25:54] I swear it was like a poop toy.

[06:25:55] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[06:26:00] Yo, what am I playing bro?

[06:26:03] I feel like I'm in a dream.

[06:26:05] Who else died?

[06:26:06] Why did-

[06:26:07] I'm alive, I'm alive still.

[06:26:10] I don't understand, when does this end?

[06:26:12] When? First place?

[06:26:13] It's all about points bro, it's all about points.

[06:26:15] Should I just die? Are we good?

[06:26:17] No.

[06:26:17] What the?

[06:26:18] No.

[06:26:18] What?

[06:26:19] What?

[06:26:19] No.

[06:26:20] Oh, god.

[06:26:20] No.

[06:26:21] Oh.

[06:26:22] Oh, god.

[06:26:23] Oh, god.

[06:26:23] Oh, no.

[06:26:24] I actually died.

[06:26:25] I did not mean to die.

[06:26:26] Cool.

[06:26:28] Cool beans.

[06:26:30] I got fanned off.

[06:26:32] It's over here.

[06:26:33] We should make top three.

[06:26:34] We should make top three.

[06:26:35] Yeah, no, we have to.

[06:26:36] There's only one guy left.

[06:26:37] There's only one guy left.

[06:26:38] Yeah, all right.

[06:26:38] This guy's just showing off.

[06:26:40] We made top three then.

[06:26:41] That's good.

[06:26:42] Good shit, guys.

[06:26:43] OK.

[06:26:44] Now, this is the final round.

[06:26:47] No, sound god.

[06:26:48] Yes, this is finals.

[06:26:49] Everyone walk in so we can get off this game.

[06:26:54] Yo, yo, pause.

[06:26:57] You know what I just realized?

[06:26:58] Yo, Loose hasn't said a word any time he plays the game.

[06:27:01] Can you go to my desk?

[06:27:03] Miku, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, yo.

[06:27:05] You can hear me.

[06:27:05] Yo, Jixi, Jixi.

[06:27:07] Jixi, pause the game.

[06:27:08] I gotta go to the bathroom.

[06:27:08] Pause the game.

[06:27:09] It's a live game.

[06:27:11] Get to the pause.

[06:27:13] Me too!

[06:27:13] Yo dude!

[06:27:14] Hey!

[06:27:14] Hold it!

[06:27:15] Hold it!

[06:27:15] Me too!

[06:27:16] I'm relying on you!

[06:27:16] Me too!

[06:27:17] I'm relying on you!

[06:27:17] Oh no!

[06:27:18] That's the mickey!

[06:27:19] That's the mickey!

[06:27:19] Shut the fuck up!

[06:27:20] We're restarting.

[06:27:22] Lock it!

[06:27:23] Lock it!

[06:27:23] Me too!

[06:27:24] I need me too!

[06:27:24] Shut up!

[06:27:25] Shut up!

[06:27:25] Lock it!

[06:27:26] Barra!

[06:27:27] Barra!

[06:27:29] But we can be off this game.

[06:27:31] Loose time!

[06:27:32] I need to talk!

[06:27:34] Yo, send them the clip, bastard!

[06:27:36] If I can't, send them the clip!

[06:27:39] You have to have JX!

[06:27:40] Oh my god!

[06:27:41] JX!

[06:27:42] Jinxies, I love you. You're all died. You're all died too. Alright, get me out of here.

[06:27:47] You actually have to look at the- you actually have to look at the- but you can end this entire thing right now, Jinxies.

[06:27:51] Yeah, all that shit talking, Jinxie? End it then. End it.

[06:27:54] Just end it, bro.

[06:27:55] Yeah, all that shit talking. I don't wanna play this anymore.

[06:27:57] All that shit talking.

[06:27:59] Jinxie, I don't wanna play this anymore. Dies in four seconds. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[06:28:06] You are ass. You are ass.

[06:28:09] I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I didn't see the clip. Watch the clip of me dying. It's bullshit.

[06:28:19] Watch it. Look at it. Somebody give me the goddamn clip before I fucking freak out. I

[06:28:25] didn't see the clip. Look at the clip of me dying. Now put it in chat. Put the clip in

[06:28:30] chat. I need the clip now. How did I die? I got it. Look at it seriously and tell me

[06:28:36] tell me stop bullshit jokes aside here it is here's the clip here it is

[06:28:45] He's an enemy.

[06:28:47] He's an enemy.

[06:28:49] No!

[06:28:49] My God.

[06:28:53] I'm sick bro.

[06:28:58] Why is there subtitles on this?

[06:29:00] Game.

[06:29:01] You dead.

[06:29:02] All right.

[06:29:03] All right.

[06:29:04] Jixi, ready up bro.

[06:29:06] Los, you're not a real person.

[06:29:09] Los, you're not.

[06:29:11] Los, I'm not.

[06:29:13] You're not you're not you're not a real person.

[06:29:18] What even was that?

[06:29:23] This is the most I play fall guys in my videos bro.

[06:29:26] This is the most I have more hours on fall guys with y'all today than I do and

[06:29:31] probably the last I'm not even getting two years this is disgusting.

[06:29:36] And the thing is you're not getting any better.

[06:29:41] We keep playing that game, you're not getting better, you're not learning shit.

[06:29:48] This one's doing it.

[06:29:49] Hopefully we don't easily have this.

[06:29:51] It's gone George.

[06:29:54] Lock in bro.

[06:29:56] Lock in.

[06:29:58] This is your mode, Rose.

[06:30:03] All you do is follow the door where everybody else goes.

[06:30:06] Just follow the crowd.

[06:30:07] Follow the crowd.

[06:30:08] I'm straight, I'm straight and he calls my full map.

[06:30:14] Just follow wherever it opens.

[06:30:16] Yo, why don't you play like battle, why don't we play like battle shit, bro?

[06:30:26] Battle shit's looking like fun.

[06:30:30] What the?

[06:30:31] Let's just, let's just run through the door, man. Let's say.

[06:30:35] He's in dead last, by the way.

[06:30:37] Say you swear to God he's in dead last.

[06:30:40] He's in dead last.

[06:30:43] But is this like a bit or something?

[06:30:45] Like what is this?

[06:30:46] This isn't real, right?

[06:30:48] You're not really trying, right?

[06:30:52] Don't tell me we didn't call fight.

[06:30:54] Okay, thank God.

[06:30:56] Cause I say it was right then.

[06:30:59] Uh, just watched a movie,

[06:31:01] worked out, ate dinner,

[06:31:03] took a shower,

[06:31:05] Jerk off and you're still on Fall Guys.

[06:31:07] Yep.

[06:31:08] We've been on Fall Guys for four hours.

[06:31:12] This isn't even the hard one, man.

[06:31:14] This game's not even hard!

[06:31:16] Oh, this mode's unplayable with snipers because you get grabbed.

[06:31:20] Yep, GG.

[06:31:21] Penguin Pursuit is the hardest mode in the game if you're getting sniped.

[06:31:24] Oh, what is Penguin Pursuit?

[06:31:26] Pursuit.

[06:31:27] Pursuit.

[06:31:28] You grab a penguin and run away.

[06:31:29] That's literally it.

[06:31:30] So it's easy?

[06:31:31] No, because you get sniped.

[06:31:32] So every time you grab it, they just grab you.

[06:31:36] Yo, this game's hard, bro.

[06:31:38] No, it's not.

[06:31:39] This is one of the easiest games ever invented.

[06:31:42] I'm not even joking.

[06:31:43] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[06:31:44] I can't even talk.

[06:31:45] What's left again?

[06:31:47] What?

[06:31:49] You left?

[06:31:51] Say you swear to God you left.

[06:31:54] You left.

[06:31:55] You fucking left.

[06:31:56] What am I just doing?

[06:31:58] Wait, why did you feed?

[06:31:59] You grabbed the penguin, boss.

[06:32:00] That's all you're doing.

[06:32:01] grab the penguin man you left I'm pretty sure from here bro we've all got

[06:32:09] always cherry but this setup

[06:32:16] it's fine the blue team has no time with the penguin as long as we just grab

[06:32:20] the blue guys we're good they have no time of the bet I'm holding on this blue

[06:32:24] Wait till he has the penguin oh my god

[06:32:28] It's like a

[06:32:31] Wait till he has the penguin then grab him

[06:32:33] Oh we gotta grab the penguin we gotta grab the penguin oh we're done

[06:32:35] We gotta grab the penguin oh we're done

[06:32:40] No, where's the penguin come here motherfucker

[06:32:43] We have to grab the blue guy, I'm not making this up

[06:32:47] We're done, we're done, we're lost, we're gonna beat us

[06:32:49] Oh no we lost

[06:32:51] I got off grab that fucking penguin grab that thing I think I just clutched off I'm not even

[06:32:59] trolling grab that fucking penguin do not whatever you do we don't care about yellow do not if you

[06:33:05] see a blue guy with a penguin grab him wait how many penguins are there like four or five

[06:33:10] if you see a blue guy with a penguin grab him it's simple John down jingo it's shot somewhere

[06:33:19] What the fuck?

[06:33:21] Corner him!

[06:33:23] Where are we going?

[06:33:25] Alright, they mathematically can't win. Good shit, guys.

[06:33:27] Good shit.

[06:33:33] Yes!

[06:33:34] Rondale Dingle.

[06:33:37] Alright.

[06:33:38] Jixi, what even is a Rondale Dingle?

[06:33:40] Um...

[06:33:42] I don't know, man.

[06:33:43] Alright, guys, top four.

[06:33:45] All we gotta do is survive one more mode

[06:33:47] And then we're back in finals

[06:33:49] Los if you jump off a creek in finals again

[06:33:52] I'm gonna wrap my car around a fucking telephone pole. All right. No, we're back on the fruit game again. We lost

[06:33:58] We lost this one's easy. Los listen memorize the fruit look at the TV fruit looks like

[06:34:05] Oh, it's over. What fuck? Well, those just stay on Jinxie. So stay on Jinxie. You see me follow me follow me

[06:34:11] I'm the I'm the pink guy with blue

[06:34:13] right orange banana

[06:34:15] banana orange stay towards the middle so if you get hit you have more time to

[06:34:19] recover all right hey the same eating banana orange banana orange banana

[06:34:27] orange right orange right here everybody come here I got crap I got

[06:34:34] fucking crap oh my god

[06:34:37] I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive.

[06:34:39] Cherry, watermelon, apple.

[06:34:41] Cherry.

[06:34:42] Low sky.

[06:34:43] Low sky to eat.

[06:34:44] Cherry.

[06:34:45] Banana.

[06:34:46] Alright, cherry, watermelon.

[06:34:48] Run, focus.

[06:34:49] Cherry.

[06:34:50] Cherry.

[06:34:51] Cherry, watermelon, watermelon, cherry.

[06:34:53] Hey, what?

[06:34:54] Oh, no.

[06:34:55] Oh, I don't know.

[06:34:56] Jake's here.

[06:34:57] It's your last one.

[06:34:58] Cool, man.

[06:34:59] Give me the fuck out of here.

[06:35:00] Wulmah.

[06:35:01] I don't know what you're doing here.

[06:35:02] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[06:35:03] We're still first.

[06:35:04] We're still first.

[06:35:05] We're still first.

[06:35:06] We're still first, we're still first.

[06:35:08] Wait, we are, we are.

[06:35:09] Oh my God, yes, we're gonna make it.

[06:35:11] Yes!

[06:35:12] Yo, I'm not gonna lie, if Archie made wins this,

[06:35:14] I'm taking the win.

[06:35:15] I don't care.

[06:35:16] I don't care.

[06:35:17] It's not over, Mickey.

[06:35:18] No, he still won a one regardless.

[06:35:19] Fourth place is already out.

[06:35:21] No, I know, I know, I just need the finals.

[06:35:22] I need the finals.

[06:35:24] If Archie made wins the finals, I'm counting it.

[06:35:26] I don't care.

[06:35:27] No, I'm not counting that.

[06:35:28] Bobby, I'm just gonna be counting.

[06:35:31] No, we already won this one.

[06:35:32] We won a one regardless.

[06:35:33] We had more points already.

[06:35:35] Woohoo!

[06:35:37] Guys, that's not Lamyki.

[06:35:38] We already qualified without our teammate dumbasses.

[06:35:41] Oh, yo, Mark!

[06:35:42] They even 1,000 gifts!

[06:35:43] What the fuck?

[06:35:44] Yo, Jack, that's not Lamyki.

[06:35:45] We got first place, guys.

[06:35:47] We got first place.

[06:35:48] What do you mean, Lamyki?

[06:35:49] Shut that shit up!

[06:35:52] Alright!

[06:35:52] Wait, I've never played this.

[06:35:53] Tip-toe finale!

[06:35:55] This is the finals!

[06:35:57] Los, have you grabbed this crown?

[06:35:58] I'll hug you.

[06:35:59] I swear to God, I'll hug you.

[06:36:00] Wait, what is this?

[06:36:01] What is this one?

[06:36:01] Work across to race.

[06:36:03] That's having GG's work together to race across the tile

[06:36:08] Low stop eating for one second. Oh god

[06:36:11] It's actually us for versus. Oh my god, it's 4044

[06:36:20] Well, that's weird that's annoying bro, it's first one to touch the crown lands

[06:36:26] You need to memorize this pattern Ron gas gas gas

[06:36:33] No

[06:36:35] This is a hard one, please man. No hard wait. What the fuck is the point of this? It's all memory. It's all memory

[06:36:48] Loose don't grab me we gotta go

[06:36:50] Loose you go first you go first, please

[06:36:54] Okay

[06:36:56] No, yeah, I think they're already at the end. Oh my god, they're at the end. They're actually at the end

[06:37:03] Shut up. No, they're not keep going keep going. Who's that? Who's in the front? Wait, they are at the end GG

[06:37:08] Yeah, see they got it. We win. We won

[06:37:12] Yes

[06:37:15] Wait, but I see they got it

[06:37:18] Wait, but what?

[06:37:22] Wait, that's all in

[06:37:26] Are you fucking eating yo man? Are you eating like love come on, dude?

[06:37:32] What are you eating? I thought what are you talking? I just saw you just saw me playing.

[06:37:37] Loose we have to play again cuz none of us won. We're just our teammate.

[06:37:40] You were eating? I don't know my god. I can't play this much longer.

[06:37:44] Oh my god I can't play this much longer. Like real talk I really can't play this much longer.

[06:37:49] Yo Ron. Yo Ron listen for a second. Loose. This game is too colorful bro.

[06:37:54] Ron listen for a second. Loose grabbed me by the way in that mode. Loose grabs me. I swear to god. I'm not trolling

[06:38:01] Loose grabbed me in the finals in my defense. I didn't know you

[06:38:06] To my defense. There's a gigantic fucking like arrow above my head

[06:38:12] symbolizing that I'm a teammate

[06:38:17] The chat is saying to just count it holy shit, we don't want to watch anymore

[06:38:21] Yeah, I don't care. We can count it.

[06:38:23] You want to count it? I don't give a f**k.

[06:38:27] Let me know now.

[06:38:29] Let's do one more round.

[06:38:30] Maybe we've already got two wins like this, so I don't know.

[06:38:32] We've actually won because of our teammate three times now.

[06:38:35] You know what? Give it one more run.

[06:38:38] If we don't win this, we're just going to count it, man.

[06:38:40] All right?

[06:38:44] Yeah.

[06:38:51] I

[06:38:57] Know who's typing there's a bunch of fucking chutz in my chat

[06:38:59] Well, so the people that are if you're typing Mickey like typing the Mickey but you don't have loose on your team

[06:39:05] So I don't want to hear shit. Well, what is this like hate to lose?

[06:39:08] No, it's like really nature at this point. You like I'm starting to feel comfortable. You know, it's not a hatred looks

[06:39:14] I love you like another you're ashamed of video games man. This isn't

[06:39:21] You fucking suck. We might just wobble up

[06:39:31] Then you love I can still walk you and say you suck it fall guys you suck

[06:39:38] You you

[06:39:42] Don I don't know man. I don't know if I could this is like

[06:39:47] Are you okay, you're okay you piece of fucking shit

[06:39:51] Are you your AFK Los?

[06:39:54] No.

[06:39:56] I'm not gonna lie, Jinx, you just give the thousand subs to each of us and we'll be okay.

[06:40:04] Let's go Los, you can do this bruh.

[06:40:06] Los, why were you AFK? I'm like legitimately curious. Is this shit a joke?

[06:40:09] I'm not saying he's, you know what's wrong? Oh my god, I'm realizing.

[06:40:12] Los, bro, you're stressing Los out so much, you're making him like scared that he's like beating now.

[06:40:20] He's stressed

[06:40:23] One more potato chip as God is my witness

[06:40:26] I'm gonna burn down my PC to the floor and we can just stop the shit in its tracks. I don't have a potato chip

[06:40:31] I have a crab want what?

[06:40:37] Please stay in the middle. What's your problem? Stay in the middle. Don't let the rhino hit you out. Please go on stay in the

[06:40:45] Yo, who in here fucks with poo poo platter?

[06:40:50] What's a poo poo platter?

[06:40:51] You've never had a poo poo platter?

[06:40:54] No, what's a poo poo platter?

[06:40:55] Stay in the middle, you're wandering, you're wandering!

[06:40:58] Stay in the fucking middle!

[06:41:00] What's a poo poo platter?

[06:41:02] Yo, it's not even fun if you're yelling, bro.

[06:41:04] I'm trying to learn what a poo poo platter is, if I know.

[06:41:09] It's like a Chinese dish.

[06:41:11] Hey Ron, we're playing on pubs on Fortnite, man.

[06:41:13] I'm just letting you know.

[06:41:15] So you want to actually make it?

[06:41:17] Oh, wait, I don't know what I'm saying.

[06:41:20] We're not ever going to get to four!

[06:41:22] Man! Holy shit!

[06:41:27] Well, you know, now that we committed to this game,

[06:41:29] they're going to say that we have to keep playing now.

[06:41:31] You know that, right?

[06:41:32] Who died?

[06:41:33] Who the fuck died?

[06:41:35] Who died?

[06:41:36] Who died?

[06:41:37] Is it who I think it is?

[06:41:40] My whole team died.

[06:41:43] Most died after me, so it's up to you now you know, it's gonna be possible for you to lose right now unless you die

[06:41:56] All of you should be ashamed of yourself all of you you should all be

[06:42:06] I gave us fall guys

[06:42:08] Because little baby, my baby cousin,

[06:42:11] plays Fall Guys on his Nintendo Switch,

[06:42:14] and he shows me screenshots of his wins.

[06:42:17] My baby cousin who's in fourth grade,

[06:42:21] plays Fall Guys,

[06:42:22] he's nine times better than you, Los.

[06:42:26] His brain is not even developed.

[06:42:29] Adam to the call, Loki, we need a fourth.

[06:42:32] We need a fourth, bro.

[06:42:33] Ready up, bro, I'm gonna kill myself.

[06:42:35] Los, ready up, bro, I'm gonna kill myself.

[06:42:36] We need a fourth bro, Jinxy you just invite him, bro

[06:42:39] Like at this point just invite him

[06:42:42] No, why are you still chewing? Why are you eating loaves? You just hinted at another game

[06:42:50] Please stop eating man

[06:42:53] This shit's not funny, bro. No one should spend five hours on fall guys

[06:42:59] Jinxy you are you are an alcoholic, bro, and I've seen guys like you

[06:43:04] You are this you're a dangerous scary guy you drink and you get violent and angry

[06:43:11] Dude, we're just chilling. I you had a whole

[06:43:15] Seafood boil you want me to sit here and not eat for the fucking whole day. Should I go 24 hours?

[06:43:22] What the fuck's your problem, bro? I got a headache. You're yelling at my ear. You got ADHD

[06:43:31] Oh my god, oh my god my game crashed

[06:43:34] Oh my god

[06:43:38] I'm getting watered. I'm getting watered. You all better lock the fuck in then

[06:43:42] I'm not gonna I'm ordering Mike's heart or something. I need to drink some type of sweet ass fucking drink

[06:43:46] I'm gonna down like five of them. Have I send a missile to my house? Have I send a missile to my house?

[06:43:52] I can't do this anymore

[06:43:57] Yo chat I understand like

[06:43:59] It's fun to troll and you know do the bullshit of trolling and maybe throw in an owl bully

[06:44:05] Yo guys, I have a teammate who has not progressed in skill level at all in five hours

[06:44:12] And now he's eating like you're telling me you wouldn't be a little fucking pissed off

[06:44:19] I qualified every route. I go to spectate my teammates nose diving into the fucking lava

[06:44:25] eating fries like it's a little bit annoying man we've been on four guys five

[06:44:31] hours

[06:44:42] oh jing see yo jing see yo jing see it's up around the game please I got good news

[06:44:51] was wrote yeah I swear to alcohol at the house good good so I'm gonna get drunk

[06:44:59] a little bit before we play for tonight we're not have yo hey man we're not

[06:45:03] gonna get to fortnight yo should we count that win cuz this is we're not

[06:45:07] going anywhere he's AFK again where's the act

[06:45:13] I'll be honest with you guys bro let's just let's do an exercise real quick let's just

[06:45:35] try to say one positive thing about today.

[06:45:40] Scout me a really good seafood boil, and I had some crab, and it was really good

[06:45:47] Of course, I think I do get fit. Uh, run a poll chat. Please just fucking vote should we count the win and get on fortnight or not?

[06:45:54] We got three wins because of our teammates. We didn't earn a single win. Can I take like a 10 minute break to jerk off?

[06:46:01] No

[06:46:03] My poll is 50 50 well since losses AFK I'm going to go for a stroll. Oh, yeah

[06:46:10] What do you mean go for a stroll?

[06:46:11] Just invite him.

[06:46:12] I'm going to go vape or something.

[06:46:13] Just invite those please.

[06:46:14] What?

[06:46:15] Yeah, explain those.

[06:46:16] Lead Tech Twitter.

[06:46:18] Just invite those.

[06:46:24] He's going to vape?

[06:46:25] I told y'all, bro.

[06:46:29] Los, are you here, bro?

[06:46:30] I ate a friend, bro.

[06:46:32] Los, he left, bro.

[06:46:34] He's actually tripping.

[06:46:35] No troll.

[06:46:37] Wait, what?

[06:46:39] He got like problems, man.

[06:46:43] Dude, I literally had to I had to like open the door.

[06:46:46] I had to like get up open the door and I got some water.

[06:46:48] Like, why am I getting?

[06:46:51] You know, he was telling me while you were going.

[06:46:54] What? He was like.

[06:46:56] He was like, bro, I'm not going to lie.

[06:46:57] Playing with Loach is the worst thing ever.

[06:46:59] We're never going to win any game.

[06:47:00] I don't even like him, bro.

[06:47:02] Like this is we're going to be here all day.

[06:47:04] This is miserable.

[06:47:06] Like, dude, my whole chat saying he's on a boom break.

[06:47:09] Well, he actually went to go vape verbatim.

[06:47:13] He said he's going to vape?

[06:47:15] Yeah, that was his verbatim quote.

[06:47:17] He said, I'm going to do a stroll.

[06:47:19] I'm going to go vape.

[06:47:20] Can you join the lobby?

[06:47:21] Like, no, honestly, like, can I just be real, like, I feel like we're not even-

[06:47:27] Yo, yo, tubs, I don't want to hear you anymore.

[06:47:30] Just join the game and ready up.

[06:47:34] Sent you an invite.

[06:47:35] I ordered some alcohol, bro. I'm about to get drunk before we play for a night.

[06:47:49] All right, well, I told you, I got, I told you, I got crab, uh, frankoon. Um, so I got a, uh, a fortune cookie here. So maybe this fortune cookie will give us some, some hope.

[06:48:01] I'm going to open it right now.

[06:48:16] What does it say, Los?

[06:48:22] It says seize every opportunity to grow.

[06:48:29] Join the lobby, bro, please.

[06:48:38] Maybe I'll open, there's another one, I'm going to open another one.

[06:48:40] How did you get two fortune cookies, you fat fuck.

[06:48:42] I don't know, they gave me two.

[06:48:44] They gave you two, they don't just give you two, bro.

[06:48:48] All right, let me open this one

[06:48:53] All right, let's see please be better

[06:49:03] Learn from past mistakes and quickly move on I feel like that's good for what we're going through right here

[06:49:08] Yeah, that is good if you actually learn from your past mistakes

[06:49:11] But instead you do the same thing every game and fuck up every single game

[06:49:14] So yeah, that would probably make sense if you could fucking learn from it

[06:49:18] you know did you guys vote to go to

[06:49:25] fortnight or no go to fortnight or

[06:49:26] no what'd you guys go for please god

[06:49:28] tell me so you think you could just

[06:49:32] revolve around you bro me and los don't

[06:49:35] think we won bro

[06:49:36] all right let's try it out los ready up

[06:49:40] am i not ready bro you remember

[06:49:43] hey we get a w in the chat for los

[06:49:45] like did s

[06:49:51] i can't wait for the gloves to come on next game bro that's how i know it's

[06:49:55] better to get serious wait sonny said it was a team win you guys helped find the path

[06:49:59] hmm sonny's kind of right yo sonny's kind of right man holy

[06:50:02] shit sonny's kind of right son son

[06:50:07] I'm gonna wait till see what the poll result is

[06:50:16] I guess we're never gonna get out of here

[06:50:22] What if we just show like we positive like what if we say like man loose you're gonna play really good this game

[06:50:29] you. You lose. I actually believe

[06:50:38] in you. Thank you. Well, you're

[06:50:41] Jinx. I believe in you, bro.

[06:50:44] Thanks. You know, I'm going to

[06:50:45] read you the fortune cookie I

[06:50:46] got or no. Yes, sir. What was

[06:50:48] the fortune cookie you got?

[06:50:52] That learned from past mistakes

[06:50:54] and quickly move on. Got it.

[06:50:57] right you're not afk right you're not afk right i am playing the game there's an entire two teams

[06:51:04] on me why are you in dead last why are you in dead last most why are you guys okay bro welcome

[06:51:09] it's not okay it's a no no fuck it it's okay he's trying him oh he's trying his best all the matters

[06:51:16] close did you go i'm gonna get this game off when you were reading the fortune cookie loves

[06:51:20] He can't multi-dice you at this point. Okay, like come on, bro. I'll be nice to it, bro

[06:51:32] 51% of the chat voted no do not count it so yeah, looks like we're gonna have to actually get a win

[06:51:39] just like that bro. Shabang! Give me that crown!

[06:51:49] Where you at? Where you at? Where you at? Where you at? Go up on the ramp. Yeah, run, run.

[06:51:58] Watch out for the hammers. Oh my god, yes, we made it! Yes!

[06:52:05] I'm not gonna fuck it.

[06:52:10] Tino!

[06:52:12] Who is Tino?

[06:52:14] Tino's my adorable dog, bro.

[06:52:16] Chill.

[06:52:18] Love Tino's life.

[06:52:19] We're winning this game.

[06:52:20] Yeah, on Tino's life.

[06:52:21] We're winning this.

[06:52:22] All right, let's go.

[06:52:23] Yo!

[06:52:28] Wait, flip is on Tino's soul.

[06:52:31] We tell him we have flip, we have flip.

[06:52:33] Yo, that's actually crazy, bro.

[06:52:35] Wait, what is this one? What is this one? What is this one?

[06:52:37] Uh, throw bombs. You throw bombs at people. Throw bombs at people.

[06:52:40] How do you get the bomb?

[06:52:42] Oh my god.

[06:52:44] Well, they took the bomb, so...

[06:52:46] Don't get hit. Don't get hit.

[06:52:47] Like, they're just holding me, bro. It's like, not even like, oh my god.

[06:52:52] Like, why do we have all these rules, though? We can just get stream sniped and all this shit and it doesn't happen.

[06:52:58] That makes it a challenge, bro. We're the streamers. We have to entertain the viewers, bro.

[06:53:05] Yeah, yep, how did you die to yourself throw up the ledge throw it off the fucking ledge by two guys

[06:53:14] You can't die. I'm perfectly fine. I'm hiding bro. No one's even near me. I'm trying to not die looks how the fuck did you die man?

[06:53:24] Again you want to clip it watch it run

[06:53:30] All right, we're good. We're good. There's only one team that's behind us

[06:53:35] Don't die don't die

[06:53:37] Don't die don't die

[06:53:39] Don't die don't die

[06:53:41] Try my best bro I got a hot dog

[06:53:43] That's one time

[06:53:47] Don't die don't die don't die

[06:53:49] Don't die

[06:53:55] How much time left until we're good

[06:54:01] Just don't die

[06:54:03] My best right now jinx, but so you're on your fucking phone, man

[06:54:10] What I'm dead

[06:54:22] I'm actually locked we're in second. I'm actually locked

[06:54:33] Oh, no bless you? Yeah, oh fuck yourself, jitzy.

[06:54:39] Sorry, bro, I'm locked in. I'm trying to get us out of here. I'm trying to get us on

[06:54:42] Fortnite. I'm dialed. Bless you, Loz.

[06:54:50] Come on, jitzy, stay alive and make one.

[06:54:53] Bro, when does this end?

[06:54:54] Alright, I'm so confused.

[06:54:55] Don't die, don't die, bro. Come on, we got this, we got this.

[06:54:57] Now we won. We're in second place and their points aren't moving. It's already over. We're

[06:55:01] We're in second.

[06:55:03] Let's do it, bro.

[06:55:05] Good shit.

[06:55:07] Although I work good at this shit, I'm out as easy.

[06:55:09] I lost.

[06:55:11] I lost, bro.

[06:55:13] This is it.

[06:55:15] Alright, there are only four squads left.

[06:55:17] Our teammate is good.

[06:55:19] Flippy, whatever you do, don't end the game.

[06:55:21] Let us end the game.

[06:55:23] Flippy!

[06:55:25] Let us end it.

[06:55:27] Wait, what is this one?

[06:55:29] is a race

[06:55:33] was a race

[06:55:34] this one sucks then you jump to the hoops and get points dot jump and dot

[06:55:39] job is actually do most we actually

[06:55:42] please we we need to get points here we need to get points

[06:55:44] please god

[06:55:47] no i don't know i don't know

[06:55:49] i don't know i don't know

[06:55:51] oh no oh no

[06:55:52] walkin walkin walkin

[06:55:55] oh no oh no oh no no no

[06:55:58] Get as many points as you can

[06:56:01] Stop saying the wrong speak up tell a cop

[06:56:03] Pops out of fuck fuck

[06:56:04] Let's get as many points as you can guys

[06:56:08] Loose you don't have to run you can slide on the ice man

[06:56:15] Loose try like do that do what everybody else is doing

[06:56:19] Holy shit

[06:56:21] Just do what they're doing

[06:56:23] Oh easy on it

[06:56:25] I'm not.

[06:56:27] You just locked.

[06:56:29] I'm locked.

[06:56:31] Yes, Ron.

[06:56:33] Yes.

[06:56:35] Flippy, listen to me.

[06:56:37] Whatever you do, if we go to the finals, don't end the game.

[06:56:39] Let one of us end the game, Flippy.

[06:56:41] Do not!

[06:56:43] No, Flippy's got it. Flippy's let go of it.

[06:56:45] Do not redeem.

[06:56:47] What is it?

[06:56:51] Oh my God, it's been nice.

[06:56:53] I'm actually good

[06:57:23] Oh no. Oh no, chase. I got some of the holes.

[06:57:28] I got some of the holes in me.

[06:57:30] It's okay, okay. I can win, I can win.

[06:57:32] Loose, talk to us. Can you move like that? Talk to us.

[06:57:34] I'm moving around. I got guys chasing me.

[06:57:38] Watch out for the pink. Watch out for the pink.

[06:57:40] Loose, watch out for the pink. Watch out for the pink, Loose.

[06:58:14] Oh my god, oh my god, I see my teammates just win. I just need my teammates to do something

[06:58:31] I don't know what I could do chat. I don't know what more to do bro, like I don't know

[06:58:38] to do I know where to go I said I said

[06:58:43] live as long as you really possible

[06:58:45] though it's honestly just put a sock in

[06:58:48] it put a sock in it you know guys I know

[06:58:55] it's a kids game please please bro

[06:59:05] they're saying that you're trolling

[06:59:07] jingsy this whole time look man i'm not in the mood for this rage bait bullshit

[06:59:17] all right man i'm busting my ass over here all right i'm busting my fucking ass verbatim

[06:59:25] my chat just said not i'm not kidding there's a guy not gonna lie jingsy threw off all the

[06:59:30] momentum by bullying los he's the one selling which is the craziest part always knew that this guy

[06:59:36] was an alcoholic rage fuck done watching him for sure dot dot dot somebody just

[06:59:42] donated after me same exact message yeah yeah I'm seeing it too I got it through

[06:59:49] my PayPal brother was $3.33 three up yeah we've been on fall guys for how many

[07:00:02] hours for us four out four hours on fall guys hey Jinxy did you have plans

[07:00:05] I suggest canceling

[07:00:18] You want to chase you wanted to do the stream and you're the one thing I got bled buddy

[07:00:25] Why would you clear your schedule for three days if you want to do this?

[07:00:29] like

[07:00:31] Wait, I just hit 3 days? I'm not playing with you for 3 days.

[07:00:35] Like I love you to death kid?

[07:00:37] I'm not playing with you for 3 days.

[07:00:39] I just love you to death kid.

[07:00:41] Yeah, it's not a world round play that's getting 3 days to me.

[07:00:45] Buddy, buddy, you're not getting off the stream.

[07:00:49] Guys, please give them 8.

[07:00:51] Please, you're not getting off the stream prematurely, bro. We're finishing this.

[07:00:55] I can't imagine.

[07:00:57] Yo, Jinxie imagine if we did it where we have to win all these in a row

[07:01:08] No, love you to death kid, but yeah, I'm not playing three days of fall guys if you know, I'd rather drive up a cliff

[07:01:16] And we could just win that's a thing right that's possible

[07:01:20] Wait, what is this? Okay? This one do you look at the image and you recreate it with your character?

[07:01:24] So there's a chance we have some RTV trolls.

[07:01:36] Alright.

[07:01:37] Wait, RTV's gonna throw, RTV's gonna throw.

[07:01:40] Look at the TV, just look at the TV.

[07:01:45] Lucy's trying to jump out of the map.

[07:01:48] One night.

[07:01:49] Yes you are.

[07:01:51] No RTV's throwing up.

[07:01:54] What the fuck is this little shithead doing?

[07:01:58] The fuck is this little shithead doing?

[07:02:01] I can't do this anymore.

[07:02:03] I can't do this anymore.

[07:02:05] I can't do this.

[07:02:06] I'll pull him off, you guys make it.

[07:02:08] Yeah, dude, excellent.

[07:02:16] He's just supposed to fight Los anyway.

[07:02:18] He doesn't even want anything to do with me and you or Jigsie.

[07:02:20] He just wants to ruin Los.

[07:02:24] Hey, why is that working?

[07:02:33] Come on, give her to these, give her to these, what the fuck is this?

[07:02:41] It's a penis, mate.

[07:02:46] No!

[07:02:47] No!

[07:02:48] Oh my god! Oh my god!

[07:03:00] Let's give it up! Let's just give it up! Just actually give it up!

[07:03:06] Where is me?

[07:03:14] Are you laughing?

[07:03:18] I

[07:03:22] Be still just leave this leave we're never gonna be here forever

[07:03:26] Loses it sure you spent $500 on an air job getting told that much

[07:03:31] You describe what that is. I don't know what that is man. I know what you're talking about. I know what you guys are saying leave and ready

[07:03:39] Let's just quit this challenge and we'll call it a night, you know

[07:03:43] Bro, you know what Los that might be the first

[07:03:45] first sentient thing you sent tonight bro. Let's do that.

[07:03:49] Yo here's the one to quit bro. So y'all quit. And then I'll be the guy when you guys quit

[07:03:57] I'll be the guy that's like aw man they quit. Is that what you want?

[07:04:04] I'm not saying that but if you quit I'm just gonna be like aw man let's quit no.

[07:04:10] I technically I could just walk away from the stream now and it's over

[07:04:14] Yeah, then you'd be called a fucking lamicki fraud. Yes, then you'd be a fraud, but yeah, you could do that

[07:04:20] So you want me to take I'll take all the damage for you guys those no troll

[07:04:26] Activate operation 74 bro. You know

[07:04:32] Progress to the finish line man

[07:04:35] World here

[07:04:37] Activate the glove loose. Let's just fucking finish this shit

[07:04:41] Are you sure?

[07:04:43] Yeah

[07:04:49] Apex is like by far the hardest game to

[07:04:53] Win that game. I've never played it really

[07:04:55] There's a tax three or four. Can we just get like Jimmy on our team?

[07:05:02] The thing is with that, I thought it would only do it three games

[07:05:05] We should just take off apex. They should be three games not for deal

[07:05:10] You know what I mean? Like we'll end it with Fortnite.

[07:05:13] Deal.

[07:05:14] The problem is now we just said it was for us and now it's just...

[07:05:17] No, but that was... No, because we were going to do the other thing, but then we added ball guys.

[07:05:21] So like, we added a game.

[07:05:25] And dude, nobody...

[07:05:27] Nobody in any chat here gives a fuck about Apex Legends. Just be honest, bro.

[07:05:31] Yeah, nobody really does this.

[07:05:33] Nobody cares, bro.

[07:05:35] Alright, so let's do Fortnite after this match.

[07:05:38] Fortnite and we have to win on red.

[07:05:40] Los you know what you're right. You're right. Yeah

[07:05:42] Yeah, folks is right

[07:05:44] Yeah, I don't even know if there's a war I ever want to get on a

[07:05:48] But I'm down to whatever oh

[07:05:51] We lost again. We lost again who's that?

[07:05:59] No guys, let's stop changing the fucking challenge. We told the child do something. That's fucking stick

[07:06:05] No, no, let's make it. Let's make wait wait. Let's make it fair right yo chat

[07:06:09] If you prove that you have more than two hours on Apex Legends in the past week will play if you can't prove that

[07:06:16] We're not no explain, bro

[07:06:23] You know what most you're right

[07:06:27] Maybe we just do the trifecta rocket league fall guys for that they would just do that

[07:06:32] I don't lie. This is the mickey guys like you guys don't want about enough. I'm noticing it

[07:06:36] like that as I'm low key noticing it but like listen I'll play this car when we

[07:06:41] just do this man I don't know but I'm one for the chat man chat wants to see us

[07:06:44] live we're gonna stay live yeah but you guys lose please ready up chat you guys

[07:06:49] don't wait you just admitted you guys just admitted you're not gonna you're

[07:06:56] not gonna stay on and beat beat these games you admitted that no I'm staying

[07:07:00] on with you loose if we got my apex legends as a jewel loose I mean I might

[07:07:05] to pray to God to take my life, but I'll do it. Okay bet. I'm in it. I'm in it for the long run,

[07:07:10] bro. That's it. I'm not. I'm not. I like that. I like that mentality though. I'm gonna go like

[07:07:14] that. I'm gonna go on run. But yo, like that means we might be gaming at like midnight, man. Like

[07:07:20] come on. Should I get some alcohol? Yeah, I ordered alcohol to lose. I ordered some alcohol too.

[07:07:26] Let's get it because I'll get some beers going. I'll get some beers. Now you need to stay off alcohol.

[07:07:31] You're aggressive

[07:07:33] Bro, I'm not an aggressive drunk. I'm not an aggressive drunk, bro

[07:07:39] No, but dude, I do think we should consider not playing apex because we added full guys last minute

[07:07:44] The only game I can think of instead of apex is like war zone, but isn't war zone just terrible check

[07:07:49] What's another game we could do aside from apex?

[07:07:51] That's realistic that we can beat in like one or two hours because guys like I know it's funny

[07:07:57] Whatever, let's get real apex could take 20 hours

[07:08:01] Alex, we don't even know how to beat that game. None of us know the map.

[07:08:04] Guys, I've never gotten a win in Apex. I've never won.

[07:08:07] I'm glitched on a fucking bottom.

[07:08:13] I got bad news. I'm in spawn, by the way.

[07:08:18] Yeah, but R6, it's like 50-50 if you win. Like, it's kind of just dumb.

[07:08:22] I think we could do 2K. I just have to just stall it and I have to make a profile and everything.

[07:08:27] Like 2K, we don't end until we win a park game? That sounds fine with me.

[07:08:30] me. That's how we can say actual. I don't get that because I don't have 2k. No, no,

[07:08:36] no, dude, we don't need to do park where you got to create a player. We can literally do

[07:08:40] the game mode where we, um, it's called a chat. What's that game mode where you pick?

[07:08:45] You just pick a player and you play five on five. What is it?

[07:08:50] I'm saying it's too easy. No, just do do park on two guys.

[07:08:53] like we got to get real yeah she could never end guys none of us are good at

[07:09:03] dayfacts. And Losin's, with all due respect, the world's ever ever.

[07:09:08] Wait, what about Valorant?

[07:09:10] Why are we trying to change this shit?

[07:09:13] What about Valorant?

[07:09:15] I'm down with Valorant.

[07:09:16] Yeah, I'm down with Valorant.

[07:09:17] We wanna play Valorant, but we're not gonna be able to play on the same rank.

[07:09:22] Did we just lose again?

[07:09:23] Woo!

[07:09:25] Yo guys, lock in, let's get Fall Guys under our belt.

[07:09:27] See, this is actually Fall Guys' possible win.

[07:09:30] That's the thing. Fall Guys is like, I don't know, three or four times easier than A-Fat. Literally.

[07:09:35] Do you know what this reminds me of, bro? Like, we should do a marathon where me, Lois, and Jinxie, and maybe one more idiot or something like that.

[07:09:43] We don't end strings, we beat Chain together, bro. Like, that sounds like a movie.

[07:09:49] That's the worst idea I've ever heard about that.

[07:09:52] Yo, yo, no, no, no, I know the perfect last game for us. It's playing Minecraft hardcore

[07:10:10] Now do I know what tell me tell me what is it?

[07:10:22] We're never gonna have fun with him. We're never gonna sort of let's play together. Nothing

[07:10:36] We're seeing what way in every game that's cat that's that bullshit. I'm better at you that at play-go at 2k

[07:10:46] You're better than me at play-go do get your shit together man

[07:10:49] Bigger fucking shit together, bro. You bet. I never even heard someone say that you drop a fucking ball

[07:10:55] What are you better than me at play go?

[07:10:58] Okay, so let me ask you what are your life time earnings up linko

[07:11:01] Please my I've never dropped the ball to play go because I'm not a fucking degenerate

[07:11:06] Like see what I mean like the name calling is what's throwing me off, but it's the alcohol

[07:11:10] I

[07:11:15] Can't

[07:11:29] I just want to win fall guys

[07:11:34] All I know man is we definitely in fortnight next across

[07:11:40] All right, top four again, again.

[07:11:46] All right, let's do it, boys. Focus.

[07:11:50] Why did I get community noted on my six pack tweet?

[07:11:53] table and all that has made similar

[07:11:55] unfulfilled six pack promises with giveaways for deadlines that have passed,

[07:11:58] including June twenty twenty five and June twenty twenty six.

[07:12:02] And then it sends my tweets.

[07:12:03] Good shit, have us. Good shit.

[07:12:06] Yeah, what if we did GTA?

[07:12:08] What is it yo? So not ending until what we beat what story mode?

[07:12:14] Yeah, yeah, I'll be I'll be what's his name you be the you be the weird guy in the in the trailer part

[07:12:21] Okay, I

[07:12:22] Want to be the black guy look bro realist me. Hey, I think we call it at four night. I'm gonna be honest

[07:12:28] I think we call it at four night

[07:12:30] Only la Mickey, bro. I fucking hate this guy jinxie, bro

[07:12:33] Lock in but we can't be fall guys

[07:12:35] I'm the only one that's progressed us along in any of these games man

[07:12:39] I'm the only reason we're off rocketing

[07:12:42] You realize that right?

[07:12:46] Guys, I thought I'm dead

[07:12:51] It's okay, those searchers are not

[07:12:53] Nah, bruh, yo! I had more fun on Elden Ring because at least I have control

[07:12:58] I have to rely on fucking walls!

[07:13:00] How are you going to choose to do this challenge and yell at me like it's like you're safe?

[07:13:10] I can't add Leo to the call.

[07:13:13] You guys want, how are two of my teammates bad?

[07:13:18] See this is the first time I'm talking about.

[07:13:21] No no no, this is exactly the fucking bullshit I'm talking about.

[07:13:25] Los, how are you dead man?

[07:13:27] How?

[07:13:28] easy on them it's his first time living

[07:13:35] I think we win by default by the way

[07:13:38] I tripped a general, no we just win by default

[07:13:42] No the 15 is still gaining points

[07:13:44] whatever you do don't die

[07:13:52] you say watch xp?

[07:13:53] where do I go?

[07:13:58] We gotta knock out a player some yo most photos TV. How did you die?

[07:14:10] No slip to set up again

[07:14:17] You got bad news you gotta kill someone quickly I died

[07:14:28] Oh my god man. Oh my god. Oh my god man. Oh my god.

[07:14:34] Just leave the game. Just leave. Just leave. There's no point. You're not winning.

[07:14:38] Wait! Oh my god, wait! Wait, someone just fell!

[07:14:44] Wait!

[07:14:48] Yeah, I'll get off this game right now, Jinx.

[07:14:54] I'm gonna leave the Robbie now, right?

[07:14:59] Oh my god, I'm not even kidding bro.

[07:15:05] I would rather like just like have someone come into my house, handcuff me, and just

[07:15:12] like literally play with my balls for hours.

[07:15:17] Just like tickling my balls for like days bro, and keep playing this game.

[07:15:21] here's the cherry on top even if I somehow won v9 and qualified

[07:15:27] loose isn't even at his setup for the top four like so even if I somehow who said

[07:15:34] I'm not the setup

[07:15:37] who the fuck said about the setup I was carrying the curly round

[07:15:43] look is this fucking rage bait you died in five seconds bro you die on the last

[07:15:49] round but not the art not the other round excuse the game actually those dead

[07:15:54] ass have more I need to get alive maybe get a fucking water it's cute again wait

[07:15:59] are we not in the last round

[07:16:06] ready up those let's get a couple scrolls in on your for you page on your

[07:16:11] door does for a man this is asking for a friend does the apex legend have bot lobbies asking

[07:16:35] for a friend does the Apex Legends have spot lobbies?

[07:16:41] Why are we still talking about Apex Legends, bro?

[07:16:43] We can't even fucking win this.

[07:16:45] Stop saying weed.

[07:16:46] Holy fucking shit.

[07:16:47] I'm gonna get a batch of my head into a glass window.

[07:16:50] Loose.

[07:16:51] Stop saying weed.

[07:16:53] Stop.

[07:16:54] It's just you.

[07:16:55] Why are you kicking this dumbass game, bro?

[07:17:00] What if I just play a game of League of Legends

[07:17:02] and we'd kick it off until Loose gets a pet to kill?

[07:17:04] to kill go eat go eat go eat go eat go eat go eat bro apex has bot lobbies

[07:17:15] thank god holy shit like I don't know

[07:17:24] Within the next day

[07:17:28] My parents do a stream where he doesn't end until he gets back to me two bananas

[07:17:35] Two bananas one great, but you count you count I'll find

[07:17:41] Seven grapes for a bananas two bananas most died had it most died

[07:17:45] I

[07:17:49] Loose your piece of shit, man

[07:18:01] Four pairs

[07:18:03] Four pairs to greats

[07:18:06] Four pairs to greats one banana run. Do you hear me four pairs to greats one banana?

[07:18:10] most your piece of shit four pairs to pass you died before the wake started I

[07:18:16] mean Jesus wait four pairs to break one banana four pairs to break okay it's

[07:18:26] great I know it's bad you know how am I safe into the cliff please are you

[07:18:33] live or no talk to me I'm alive are you live oh my god you're live Ron you can

[07:18:38] win us this. Okay, tell me, count them, count them. I don't know what I'm looking at. Uh uh four pairs, three grapes, four

[07:18:45] pairs, three grapes, two banana, four pairs, three grapes, two banana. Ron, please, Ron, please. Four

[07:18:52] pairs, three grapes, two banana, four pairs, three grapes, two banana, four pairs, three grapes, two

[07:18:58] banana. Please, Ron, please.

[07:19:02] Coconut, coconut, coconut. Yep, you check it, just sit there and we win. You're the go round. I love, I fucking

[07:19:08] Let's go!

[07:19:09] Can you just at least like, under a shadow on the car on the road?

[07:19:15] Lock in, lock in, lock in, just lock in.

[07:19:17] That's like cooking out water.

[07:19:19] No, no, you're right.

[07:19:20] You know, you're right.

[07:19:21] Let's lock in.

[07:19:22] Sorry, I was being a dick.

[07:19:23] Let's go.

[07:19:24] It's learning.

[07:19:25] Ooh.

[07:19:26] Okay, we need to lock in on this one.

[07:19:34] Let's go lock it right this one is the one with the um

[07:19:43] It has little gaps

[07:20:04] Don't fall off the gaps, don't fall off the gaps, don't fall off the gaps.

[07:20:17] We're dead ass in first.

[07:20:21] Rose, whatever you do, don't fall off the gaps.

[07:20:24] Whatever you do, don't fall off the gaps.

[07:20:27] Just focus, keep looking at feet.

[07:20:29] I have the control there bro.

[07:20:31] You are.

[07:20:33] You're literally in control.

[07:20:35] You're literally.

[07:20:37] It's getting kind of fast fellas.

[07:20:39] It's getting kind of fast.

[07:20:41] Mr. Krabs, leave me the fuck alone.

[07:20:45] Oh my god, there's like four of them on me.

[07:20:47] It's jake's sake.

[07:20:49] Ron, just when and now I'm caught up on the little wave.

[07:20:51] Oh he died! He died!

[07:20:53] Oh my god, they died.

[07:20:55] Oh my god, it's Mr. Krabs, that's it.

[07:20:57] Who died?

[07:20:58] I'm dead, bro.

[07:21:01] 13 seconds, 13 seconds, so stay alive, stay alive.

[07:21:03] No, you died.

[07:21:04] Stay alive, we're good.

[07:21:06] Buddy, you don't have the whole lobby on your ass!

[07:21:09] No, why is it when they're done with looks, they come out to me, bro?

[07:21:14] Like, what is this?

[07:21:17] Why do we start off on modes?

[07:21:20] Why do we start off on modes?

[07:21:22] Well, that's what I'm saying, bro.

[07:21:23] It's like, just to fuck with me, bro.

[07:21:25] Oh, I got good news, boys.

[07:21:27] My alcohol just got picked up.

[07:21:30] So Ron, you're going to drink alcohol before fortnight?

[07:21:34] Yep, and I get drunk off the lightness amount of alcohol.

[07:21:37] Nice.

[07:21:38] I'm talking about, I take a couple of sips,

[07:21:40] and I'm pretty much there.

[07:21:43] All right, listen.

[07:21:44] I need you to lock in, Loose.

[07:21:46] Just run away, OK?

[07:21:50] Loose, whatever you do, don't fall off the map.

[07:21:52] I'm literally going to lose it.

[07:21:54] I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.

[07:21:57] I did it.

[07:21:58] I did it.

[07:21:59] I got thrown all off.

[07:22:03] What's up, watching?

[07:22:04] No?

[07:22:05] What's that?

[07:22:06] Loose you piece of shit.

[07:22:08] You died.

[07:22:10] I'll wait.

[07:22:12] Nah, man, I think it's just me and my teammate.

[07:22:14] I'll put in my teammates, too.

[07:22:16] I don't think it's possible to win Thank you for the 4 of you already, but you're

[07:22:27] just in the rage, up on me Thank you

[07:22:33] It's over man, it's an insurmountable lead It's over man

[07:22:39] It's fucking over We lost, look at that

[07:22:45] can see I'm getting told that you threw the bomb at me by the way

[07:22:55] she's crossed over to like he's not even anymore he's like

[07:23:00] laughing

[07:23:03] Like

[07:23:13] It's so demoralizing like you just instantly fucking die

[07:23:19] Next to you through the bomb. I mean by the way, I didn't throw it at you. It like shimmies

[07:23:26] It might as well leave there's no way you're winning. Well Ron died before me. You're still on my day

[07:23:33] It's not even about like

[07:23:35] But it's about the fact that every time we're doing a challenge you like instantly die

[07:23:40] Please bad completely. I'm pretty sure go go

[07:23:45] Well

[07:23:52] Please

[07:23:56] Wait

[07:24:03] Fall guys, what's that?

[07:24:07] Slit into water

[07:24:12] All right, nice guy guys like just be honest like I hate this game. I hate this game

[07:24:17] Yeah, I think we all hate this game. That's why we all want to get off

[07:24:19] So we all make a pack right now that we're all gonna try this game, please dude. Are we not trying every game?

[07:24:25] I'm confused. How are you trying when you die in the first five seconds?

[07:24:29] Yeah, like I'm being dead ass Los. How do you die so fast? It's the most remarkable thing. I've ever seen in my life

[07:24:36] You die so fucking fast Los. I actually I can't even understand how fast you die

[07:24:43] Are you like why don't you drink some more alcohol you fucking alcoholic?

[07:24:51] All right, this one's really easy you just run

[07:24:53] The host is a spectator to the most sell you guys I got bolted

[07:25:00] you see that some evil fall back

[07:25:03] let's come on lock in oh god let's just make this the run

[07:25:09] what do you do you died you can't even die on this mode

[07:25:19] You can't even die.

[07:25:24] You mean gg.

[07:25:26] Most of those respawns, what do you mean gg?

[07:25:29] Just keep running straight, just keep going.

[07:25:32] One second.

[07:25:34] Oh no.

[07:25:35] What?

[07:25:36] Oh my game crashed too.

[07:25:37] Oh my god.

[07:25:38] My chat is saying someone hacked the lobby and then shut it off.

[07:25:43] Alright, let's hold up for a minute.

[07:25:46] I'm not kidding. My shit didn't actually crash

[07:25:51] And he did us the entire lobby

[07:25:53] Dude, we're nowhere. No, I'm not kidding. But we're getting hot done, bro. I knew something was wrong

[07:26:03] That was the only game like I understand there's like evil humans that want this stream to never end yo man

[07:26:10] You're hacking fall guys, dude, bro. Let's take a shower. You're hacking fall guys. What are you a sick fuck?

[07:26:16] What do you mean what do you mean you have to go to the store real quick yeah, what's

[07:26:31] like yeah guys guys I'll be back in an hour Genzi

[07:26:34] most you need to stay on your side bro you can't we need to be back in an hour

[07:26:42] bro we haven't made any progress get in the game now just you know just kill

[07:26:49] sometime I'll be right back pretty up pretty up honestly for the end of the

[07:27:00] day we're having fun. Ain't that right guys? Dude honestly bro it is pretty fun dude. Thank

[07:27:07] you. Am I got good news guys? What did your mic start? Can I get there? Alcohol is here

[07:27:17] in about one minute. Wait why don't we do um instead of apex why don't we do among us?

[07:27:27] always wins in a manga so it and instantly most uh yo the like okay this is

[07:27:38] harder than any boss in outing like winning a game of fall guys but you

[07:27:42] as harder than no that's statistically true not why not because you used a

[07:27:47] lamyky ass sword so you wouldn't know what outing ring you wouldn't know what

[07:27:51] outing ring actually is yeah I heard you cheat on your elder it was a super

[07:27:55] I didn't realize it's a mid-way I spent five hours on millennia. He's ignoring it. He says ignoring it

[07:28:02] No, I know why do you just go full-blown out in the ring players when you use a sword and Elden Ring

[07:28:09] Now you use

[07:28:12] 90% of the time you didn't even hit the enemy

[07:28:14] You really just want to back out of all these challenges or make it easier for you

[07:28:17] Like you don't want to stream like long hours anymore. Yeah, you know what he told me during the Minecraft

[07:28:21] I'm gonna be honest with you, he told me not to leak, but I'm gonna do it, I'm just gonna leak it, I'm actually just gonna leak it.

[07:28:28] Midway, he kept his facecam on and Hive Eyes was playing, I'm gonna be the guy to say it.

[07:28:33] I'm gonna be the guy to say it, he told me not to say anything, he couldn't beat it, so Hive Eyes, I'm gonna say it guys, I'm gonna say it.

[07:28:40] It's a true fluke, I'm gonna say it, he put on his facecam.

[07:28:45] If you believe this shit, you got a fucking boulder in your head, man

[07:28:49] Like if you believe this shit, bro, you got no way we hold her. Hey, no, she made it to the finish line. Good job, buddy

[07:28:56] Wow, you hear this? Oh

[07:29:00] You are a person on alcohol, bro

[07:29:04] He's got a real problem. Is it your champion your problem on other people now?

[07:29:08] I lost you know something well he got so aggressive that I ordered alcohol and I wanted to drink now because

[07:29:19] Well, I didn't even want to drink alcohol and he was like bro. I want to drink a beer and shit and now I feel forced to bro

[07:29:29] This is bad, bro, you see you're spreading all this shit to other people, bro

[07:29:38] How many little kids are watching GC right now getting drinking alcohol to make you feel better?

[07:29:44] How many little kids in the chat are going to drink right now?

[07:29:46] You can't have one freaking beer!

[07:29:48] A knot!

[07:29:49] You got little kids feeling their dad's beers could be you!

[07:29:53] GC, turn off the pump!

[07:29:55] We need you to stay alive!

[07:29:58] You die!

[07:30:03] It hurts so much!

[07:30:04] You got your worst fall guys, players of all time.

[07:30:07] No man, I don't think we did our point places getting like one point every two seconds. We're good

[07:30:17] Wait, so you actually think so, huh? Cuz I have a theory that we okay now. We're good. We're good. All right

[07:30:23] So guys

[07:30:27] Please

[07:30:30] Hey, Los, I'm 12 and I'm drinking beer. Thanks to Jinxie. Oh

[07:30:34] see

[07:30:35] Nice man, you got 12 year old drinking beers. You happy proud of yourself, bro

[07:30:39] I'm a 24 almost 25 year old man

[07:30:42] I'm allowed to drink a beer when I'm gaming with the boys bro. How about my dong for a second year

[07:30:47] Okay, we're five hours into fall guys like any something at the edge of hey Ron

[07:30:53] Let's tap into the stream. I got I blacked out three hours ago when she started drinking beer

[07:30:58] I decided to become an alcoholic again after 14 years of not drinking

[07:31:02] We're going to turn this into this shit, and I'm like getting kids addicted to beer.

[07:31:09] Yo, Jack, if you're 24 years old and the safety of your own home, you have every right to

[07:31:15] drink a beer.

[07:31:16] Don't even say that.

[07:31:17] Hey, man, stop drinking for about 13 years.

[07:31:20] I'm a retired adult, but Jinxie, you made it so cool to drink, because I drank again.

[07:31:26] Wow.

[07:31:27] You're getting people who are done being alcoholics, alcoholists again.

[07:31:30] You're a sick fuck.

[07:31:31] actually a sick one bro if this kid grabs me one more fucking time all I do all

[07:31:39] it is is be getting red that's all this game is most you can jump over them and

[07:31:44] like dodge them and stuff bro you have to be sentient you have to be sentient

[07:31:48] to do that you need to be a sentient life form straight oh my god I'm going to

[07:31:55] Oh my god, I'm going to do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'll let one of them. Let one of you tell me

[07:32:17] Focus focus focus

[07:32:25] to the rest no what is it please focus just push me you know no no no game

[07:32:35] Oh my god

[07:33:05] Oh no, I can't.

[07:33:07] Oh no.

[07:33:09] Okay, these ones respawn.

[07:33:11] If these ones respawn, I don't know how they work.

[07:33:13] Los, do not insinly die.

[07:33:16] Stay away from the enemies.

[07:33:18] Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's the difference between the colors? What's the color difference?

[07:33:20] I don't know, I don't know.

[07:33:22] I know they respawn, but I think the timers are different.

[07:33:28] It looks like the orange ones respawn kind of fast.

[07:33:30] They found me, bro.

[07:33:32] I

[07:33:37] Loose I'm gonna lose it man. I swear to God. I can't do this anymore. Don't die

[07:33:48] Like a toy for Thanos

[07:33:51] Loose I'm watching you bro. You don't feel this slow

[07:34:02] You don't think of this well, they respawn most

[07:34:07] Wait

[07:34:15] Make a suicide mission

[07:34:17] Please please

[07:35:02] Oh my god, everyone load on the glove.

[07:35:06] Loose, put on the glove, bro.

[07:35:08] Put on the glove.

[07:35:10] Loose, pull out the gloves, bro.

[07:35:12] It's four night time.

[07:35:14] Grab those fucking gloves, Loose.

[07:35:16] Oh my god.

[07:35:18] Loose is returning to his throne, bro.

[07:35:20] Here we go.

[07:35:22] Oh, I got good.

[07:35:24] We went here to the good news or the bad news?

[07:35:26] The good news is we just finished, um, you know,

[07:35:30] You know for all guys most of the time doesn't count jump into a car dude in game jump into a car first of all

[07:35:37] If you watch the clip of how I die, bro, I'm not kidding. It's actually evil evil fall guys

[07:35:42] I'm not a cat. I'll just let them see the bad news. Give me my knobby back in one sec

[07:35:46] Wait, Rob. What's the bad news? I'm confused wait update required download the patch. What oh you didn't update for tonight

[07:35:54] like man, man, man, man, I don't

[07:35:56] Los, you didn't update fucking Fortnite? How the fuck is that possible? You had like a

[07:36:05] three week notice. Well, how was the update? Los, put it up on your PlayStation. I just

[07:36:14] want to see. Pull up on your PlayStation. Let's put it up on your PlayStation. Los will

[07:36:21] Paris soon oh well you got one gigabyte out of 41 17 fucking minutes oh my god so

[07:36:32] wait it's your shit I don't think that this is downloaded either most can you

[07:36:36] give me a moment to just a loss walk with me here all right just walk with me so

[07:36:41] yo let's go through today for about I don't know two weeks we had this dream

[07:36:45] planned out we have the game selected Ron Tex you this morning saying to update

[07:36:49] and download all these games. You downloaded Rocket Racers. Not Rocket League. Let me say

[07:36:55] this again. Rocket Racers, who is like a failed project from Epic that no one's played in

[07:37:01] two years. You downloaded Rocket Racers. Then you played maybe the worst, you put up the

[07:37:07] worst Fall Guys performance of mankind history. I'm not kidding. My fourth grade baby cousin

[07:37:15] who literally slobbers on his fucking Nintendo Switch

[07:37:18] is a better Fall Guys player than you.

[07:37:20] Then you didn't have Fortnite downloaded.

[07:37:25] Hey, see, how do you think you come off

[07:37:26] when you act like this, man?

[07:37:28] Like, you understand this too.

[07:37:30] First of all, when you were in school,

[07:37:32] did you get swirlies and shit?

[07:37:34] Cause I would, I definitely think you got wedgies.

[07:37:36] There's no fucking way.

[07:37:38] You were definitely the kid in school

[07:37:40] who was like, no teacher, we did have homework last night.

[07:37:43] Like, that was you.

[07:37:44] Oh, I thought we had a quiz today.

[07:37:46] Like, that was you, okay?

[07:37:48] You need to understand that, all right?

[07:37:50] And you're not just beauty, because you know it's facts,

[07:37:53] all right?

[07:37:54] We're seeing you.

[07:37:55] You're trying to lecture me.

[07:37:56] We just won.

[07:37:57] Instead of popping champagne and celebrating,

[07:38:00] you got to see your reminisce on the death.

[07:38:02] Hey, dude, hey, listen, get your head out of your ass

[07:38:07] if the bottle is doing this to you.

[07:38:08] Put the bottle down, okay?

[07:38:10] Because I don't like this version of Jinxie.

[07:38:13] I don't like this.

[07:38:14] I like fun, happy, ha ha, Jinxie.

[07:38:18] Right?

[07:38:19] I like Darth Maul Jinxie.

[07:38:21] I don't like this alcoholic abuse of that.

[07:38:23] Dude, come on.

[07:38:24] Watch the Darth Maul shit.

[07:38:25] You know that's a sensitive fucking subject.

[07:38:27] Watch that shit.

[07:38:29] I miss the Jinxie that said,

[07:38:30] all right, after every win.

[07:38:32] Fuck, guys, all right.

[07:38:34] All right, all right, all right.

[07:38:36] Yo, guys, let me chill.

[07:38:37] Hey, Loose, I'm sorry.

[07:38:39] All right, man, I took out a lot of frustrations onto you.

[07:38:42] That's on me, bro.

[07:38:44] Let's get this Fortnite, man.

[07:38:45] Ron, maybe you should maybe be sober.

[07:38:48] I'm waiting for it, man.

[07:38:49] I'm already down.

[07:38:50] I'm only halfway one drink already.

[07:38:52] I'm going to go to two in a second going tonight.

[07:38:53] Boys, how do we get a cheers going?

[07:38:55] And we all drink.

[07:38:55] Why don't we just get a cheers going?

[07:38:57] Boys, let's fucking do it.

[07:38:58] I'll get a drink.

[07:39:00] Wait.

[07:39:01] I lost my game.

[07:39:02] While I have a few minutes left to download this,

[07:39:04] I'm going to hop into Discord on the video.

[07:39:05] Hold on.

[07:39:06] Yeah, me too.

[07:39:06] Here we go.

[07:39:07] Let's do it.

[07:39:07] Yeah?

[07:39:08] Let's talk before.

[07:39:09] Let's game plan before we get in this.

[07:39:10] No, let's jump in here.

[07:39:11] Yeah.

[07:39:12] Let me go get my beer, bro. I'll be right back.

[07:39:14] Bro, I miss you, by the way. I miss you, man.

[07:39:16] I miss you, too, bro. God damn you.

[07:39:18] You don't go up there, man.

[07:39:19] You don't go up there, man.

[07:39:20] No, look at this. Shut up.

[07:39:21] Yo, Los, bro. I'm not going to lie.

[07:39:22] This is for all the times that he was talking shit to you.

[07:39:25] I'm going to drink for you, bro, before we take a shot.

[07:39:27] I'm going to get a drink. I'm going to get a drink.

[07:39:30] And then we'll, you know what I mean?

[07:39:32] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[07:39:33] Mike's tastes good, bro. It's like a little sugar rush.

[07:39:35] It's like for little boys.

[07:39:38] Bro, tell me why, chat.

[07:39:40] People who delivered this all the alcohol to my house. It was four girls like women

[07:39:45] Like old moms and they're like, oh my god. You're the sexiest

[07:39:49] Like kid we've ever like, you know door-dash for can I get your number?

[07:39:53] And I was like no not happy. I have a girlfriend chill out and then they tried to come in the house and I was like chill

[07:40:00] Streaming right now and they're like, oh your streamer. What's your twitch? And they're like so much. Oh my church was in the niff

[07:40:06] story

[07:40:10] You're mad at brother. You're

[07:40:14] mad at you're mad at your boy.

[07:40:15] So, I think we get a little bit

[07:40:16] of a toast going. A little bit

[07:40:17] of a cheers going. Hey, listen,

[07:40:18] first off, what are y'all

[07:40:19] sipping on Corona? This is a

[07:40:21] Mike's heart. This is a little

[07:40:22] baby ass drink. I like sugar

[07:40:23] shit, you know, Peroni, a

[07:40:25] town beer. Most you like

[07:40:26] the sense. Uh, I don't think

[07:40:30] I ever had that. Most words

[07:40:32] are no, no, we got a lock in

[07:40:35] all my lines are gone. Hey,

[07:40:37] listen, guys, guys, let's

[07:40:38] Guys, guys, let's do this.

[07:40:42] We got two down, one possibly two to go.

[07:40:46] But I think maybe one, I don't know, we'll see.

[07:40:49] Listen, this is the Fortnite.

[07:40:51] Please don't be evil Fortnite.

[07:40:53] That's getting downloaded right now, I'm gonna shit.

[07:40:55] Here we go, cheers.

[07:40:56] Yo, guys, cheers.

[07:40:57] Cheers up, bro.

[07:40:58] Hey, cheers up, man.

[07:41:01] Boys.

[07:41:03] Ooh, ooh.

[07:41:04] Why did you take a sit, bro?

[07:41:05] that's nice yo guys I just want to say let me actually I want to apologize for

[07:41:13] my behavior this whole stream for you know what that's actually fine no no

[07:41:18] run run let him let him let him go I was I was a little too hard on you guys

[07:41:23] man it's on me bro and 100% cuz run you know what I realized bro you had to put

[07:41:29] up with the same shit that I'm going through with those these are like that

[07:41:33] a real apology bro it's like a backhanded like yeah like I would apologize but like accountability

[07:41:40] bro accountability like come on bro do it look bro I've been a little bit of a dick tonight uh to

[07:41:45] Ron and Lowe's mainly Lowe's and I'm sorry I want to apologize look bro not like this one's on me

[07:41:52] did you just spill beer on yourself Lowe's are you fucking bot

[07:41:58] Did you spill beer, Los?

[07:42:01] No, I just kind of did the, this shit.

[07:42:05] Suck on it, Los.

[07:42:06] You gotta suck on it.

[07:42:07] That's when you suck on it.

[07:42:08] Listen.

[07:42:09] It's anyway, yeah.

[07:42:10] Shut the fuck up.

[07:42:12] Some people create content.

[07:42:14] Some people are creators.

[07:42:15] Boys, we're content creators.

[07:42:18] This one's for Fortnite tonight.

[07:42:19] Am I right, boys?

[07:42:20] Come on.

[07:42:21] That's yours, that, yeah.

[07:42:22] I

[07:42:26] Look man, and I'm just gonna come out and say it our fortnight squad here. Let's go. Let's go fucking pound for pound

[07:42:34] Let's go. Let's just you know, we can't get off till we get three wins in a row. That's how confident. I am

[07:42:39] Let's fucking like let's do this shit loose. It's glove time bro. Put on those gloves. It's fucking time

[07:42:45] So we're gonna put a pin in that we'll cut we'll circle back on that first idea

[07:42:49] But bro loose. Yeah, I think it loves its time. Yeah, it's time. Are you guys said

[07:42:57] This is fortnight time, this is the time to lock in yeah, oh my god, what's

[07:43:06] Oh my god

[07:43:09] It's work

[07:43:19] Listen listen to me listen to me listen to me listen to me call it closely, bro. All right

[07:43:26] He's don't just come out for no reason all right

[07:43:32] They don't come out for no reason there's a reason we're here. Yes, bro

[07:43:37] Look, dude. We have a FNCS champion the CEO and founder of evil fortnight and me, bro

[07:43:43] This is a fucking god-tier trio here, man. This is a god-tier fucking trio

[07:43:49] There's no reason I killed I killed Booga. I killed Booga. Um, both gloves are coming

[07:43:56] Most you're going double glove, I don't know if I've seen this but I would you thought what did you think this was?

[07:44:04] Oh my god, Los, you know what?

[07:44:09] Los, hey, so you killing okay, what the fuck

[07:44:13] I thought that was debunked as AI, did you actually snipe him?

[07:44:20] 100% real, you can look it up, there's a VOD and there's a YouTube video of it happening,

[07:44:25] like it's, this isn't, you know, I know people try to rewrite history with clips and shit,

[07:44:31] but, bro, I'm not going to lie to you, and like, I don't know if y'all agree, I think

[07:44:37] Fortnite's the game I'm most excited for.

[07:44:42] I got you, bro. I'm locked. I'm fucking locked

[07:44:54] Bro, who is that guy? What is who is that? How dare you guys? How dare you?

[07:44:59] How fucking dare you guys?

[07:45:02] Fucking dare you. You don't know ball. Yeah, who is this? Who is that guy?

[07:45:06] And you know another you know another thing that you don't know ball about is the Drake albums because

[07:45:13] Drake went number one four weeks in a row

[07:45:16] Most streamed artists and you were sitting you're going dude. I don't get it

[07:45:36] Yes, bro, we're locked most the thing is I can't debate a Drake album with you because you're literally on like payroll or something

[07:45:44] Bro, like I can't how am I gonna debate a Drake album with you, man?

[07:45:48] Yeah, watch out, bro. Great drop to break it up. I was great Drake dropped album of the year and

[07:45:54] You were sitting here going. Oh this Olivia Rodrigo song is better. Are you out of your fucking?

[07:46:01] Yo, Jinxy, how about you fucking use your fucking head, man?

[07:46:05] How about you use your fucking head?

[07:46:07] What, so?

[07:46:08] You've got a big, impressionable audience.

[07:46:10] The hell are you teaching them?

[07:46:11] So, Olivia Rodrigo is fake fire, though.

[07:46:13] I'm gonna be honest with you, she's pretty good.

[07:46:15] But I just, I'm just gonna be honest.

[07:46:17] Is Drake one of the greatest artists of all time?

[07:46:19] Yes.

[07:46:20] Was Drake's last album underwhelming and a disappointment?

[07:46:25] Yes.

[07:46:25] Which album are you talking about?

[07:46:26] Iceman?

[07:46:27] Iceman.

[07:46:28] The other two albums were just,

[07:46:29] What?

[07:46:30] shit those albums out to get out of his record label D.R.

[07:46:33] Alright, you don't listen to this, you don't even listen to this, okay?

[07:46:35] Iceman was pretty good.

[07:46:36] I liked Iceman.

[07:46:37] Iceman was, Iceman is out of the year.

[07:46:39] Abiti, so amazing.

[07:46:41] I love every song on that album.

[07:46:42] Alright, hold on.

[07:46:43] I think I always lost.

[07:46:44] And then you want those vibes, bro?

[07:46:47] Put on made of honor, bro.

[07:46:48] Throw that on at a party, yo.

[07:46:50] But, Chad, this is what I'm talking about.

[07:46:51] I'm debating this.

[07:46:52] The best song you has slapped the city.

[07:46:54] That was the greatest song in the drop.

[07:46:56] Bro, can I still enjoy Drake as an artist and say that the album was

[07:46:59] underwhelming or is that? No, no. I can't say that. Gen five, white bone, classic, WNBA.

[07:47:12] Fab, the city was great. WNBA, high fives was pretty good. You guys ready for some Fortnite or what?

[07:47:18] High fives, shout out. I'm gonna ask you, no dick, no dick grind. Iceman was like, I'm gonna ask you,

[07:47:26] I didn't love the other two albums. Iceman was damn near perfect. I have almost every song like that.

[07:47:31] So, was it better?

[07:47:32] I would say listen to the other albums more, bro.

[07:47:35] So, Ron, ignore that guy. Ron, was Iceman better than nothing was the same?

[07:47:42] No.

[07:47:43] Was Iceman better than views?

[07:47:44] No.

[07:47:45] Was Iceman better than Take care?

[07:47:46] You're just like naming like his greatest album.

[07:47:48] Your naming is like, yeah.

[07:47:49] Is Iceman even close to any of those albums?

[07:47:52] Yes.

[07:47:53] That's like me telling you to prime Jinxie when he...

[07:47:55] That's like me saying yo, was Jinxie better when he hit the first ball right?

[07:47:59] Like bro, like what?

[07:48:00] Was Jinxie better when he said he calls like an iPad kid?

[07:48:03] Ball right?

[07:48:04] Like was Jinxie better?

[07:48:05] Like what are you saying bro?

[07:48:06] Like...

[07:48:07] Bro, it wasn't a bad album.

[07:48:09] The thing is about me bro, is I'm just gonna give you my unbiased opinion no matter what.

[07:48:14] I was excited for Ice Man, I left disappointed.

[07:48:16] Period.

[07:48:17] I'll be honest with you, Ice Man was a good album.

[07:48:19] I didn't like the other ones.

[07:48:20] Simple as that. I don't like the other ones.

[07:48:21] We're dog shit, bro. Let's call a spade. No, they were not

[07:48:26] Skips like the other albums were

[07:48:31] Did you listen to the album more than once after that stream you did it no no never never

[07:48:38] The other albums no

[07:48:39] No, here's exactly exactly exactly the other albums

[07:48:43] Oh literally drops to get out of the deal like he didn't care about the album

[07:48:47] You're like you're like listening to Twitter now in his bro. You don't know what you're talking about

[07:48:52] What would you write a beaty out of ten?

[07:48:55] That's easily not at this guy's disgusting. You just got like I'm not debating you load up for me

[07:49:01] Load up for tonight. I mean it is

[07:49:05] What's made of on I like I like R&B Drake shit like I do so I like

[07:49:10] What do you think the best Drake song is and then best Drake album?

[07:49:14] Vice versa say I'm first in the best song thing

[07:49:17] I mean, if you're talking about Drake's best song that he ever created his entire life, it's probably just like headlines.

[07:49:23] Okay.

[07:49:24] Wait, let's turn it back on.

[07:49:28] Am I wrong?

[07:49:30] Is that not his best song he's ever made?

[07:49:33] Let's go.

[07:49:35] Let's join up, man.

[07:49:40] What am I supposed to give you some edgy, like psychotic answer to like fit in?

[07:49:44] No, headlines is the best song Drake's ever made.

[07:49:47] That's gonna let us his best song.

[07:49:49] That's my favorite song by Drake.

[07:49:52] I'm not going to give you some bullshit answer, bro.

[07:49:55] Yo, Jack, I tell you how it is, man.

[07:49:57] I don't give a fuck, dude.

[07:49:59] Bro, Los is friends with Drake.

[07:50:01] That's like way different, bro.

[07:50:03] Like, I just...

[07:50:04] Yeah, Los and Ron are friends with Drake.

[07:50:06] I can't dump on his album.

[07:50:07] I can't.

[07:50:08] I don't know.

[07:50:09] Drake doesn't know me, bro.

[07:50:10] Yeah, but Los and Ron are just...

[07:50:12] It's like...

[07:50:13] What does that mean? You're saying if Drake knew you or something or if Drake never knew you.

[07:50:18] You're friends with Drake. If I was friends with Drake, if Drake even knew I was, obviously I'm not going to be.

[07:50:22] Yeah, but me and Lois are like, low-key.

[07:50:24] I'm not going to shit on his album. Like, if Drake was my friend. But I don't know Drake. Drake doesn't know me, bro.

[07:50:28] Like, I had like, the album was underwhelming. Period, bro. The other albums were literal shit.

[07:50:34] But you didn't even listen to the other albums. Yo, Lois, get in the lobby, man. We're going nowhere with this discussion.

[07:50:40] I think like Drake like cuz he knows me and Lois like there is a little bit of a difference

[07:50:43] You know I'm saying that we both are like more biased a little bit sure but like oh it wasn't like bad

[07:50:48] It wasn't bad. What the fuck did you just say Ron? What the fuck did you just say to me?

[07:50:53] Ron your friends with Drake seems to be like what?

[07:50:57] Load up bro get Lois in here

[07:51:00] But yeah like obviously it's whatever like bro it like I understand bro

[07:51:05] I'm not gonna like I wouldn't like dump on my friends work. That's fucked up

[07:51:10] How I'm feeling it doesn't matter

[07:51:16] I'm okay

[07:51:19] Why you a grown-ass man with a Kim Kardashian? Why is that your skin?

[07:51:25] Loose why is that your fortnight skin you creep the fuck

[07:51:31] Thanks, you're literally who are you?

[07:51:33] I do and I actually I'm running low. I think I need to get more

[07:51:45] You're running low at $120,000. Hey, Rob, pups, pups, pups, pups. Are we dead ass playing pubs?

[07:51:52] Bro, that's not the Mickey, right? I mean, if you're actually in gold rank, we can play. We can play rank. We can play rank.

[07:51:59] Bro, wait, I can hold on. I got to buy the box for a whole month. Why are you gonna buy the box you have a hundred twenty-two bucks?

[07:52:08] All right, I'm not in most wise your fortnight skin Kim K bro

[07:52:14] No, she fuck on my skin or no

[07:52:17] Let me just buy this recruit

[07:52:20] Which I oh G motor now. Yeah. Yeah, please God. I'm not playing this new bullshit where I don't know any of the guns

[07:52:26] Oh G mode man, please

[07:52:29] I got good news or bad news. What do you want to hear first, right? You're gonna say rank doesn't have an OG move, right?

[07:52:35] No, it does

[07:52:39] Not I don't think but it's gonna be squads. There's no trios. So so we'd be down a man

[07:52:47] So if we play ranks

[07:52:50] In OG it'd be squads. Could we fail? I like getting told that Losus bought another 25,000 V bucks

[07:52:57] we don't. Yeah. That's what

[07:53:22] There is no ranked, though, but

[07:53:23] that also means that it's still

[07:53:24] going to be hard because

[07:53:25] everyone is. Yes. It's going to

[07:53:26] I'm switching our servers to central because it's the easiest three fat streamers all trash at games and never beating this challenge

[07:53:38] first time you guys wait wait I'm confused they they want us to do ranks but then we'd have to play the bullshit map

[07:53:45] no just play OG

[07:53:47] no bro we want no bro fuck them bro ignore them just play OG OG is good I'm not gonna play some oh this is a fizz bomb

[07:53:55] And this is a jerk-off through and then this is a reverse sniper grenade like fuck. I'm not playing new fortnight

[07:54:02] Bro, give me on og man. Give me fucking paradise palms man, please

[07:54:07] That's og to you god. You're a little kid man. Yeah facts. Oh, you're a real little kid

[07:54:13] I started in season three

[07:54:15] Wait, this has bots. I

[07:54:17] Started season one episode one day one, so

[07:54:20] I actually have an email.

[07:54:22] That looks like literally nothing caught on.

[07:54:25] You caught on to nothing.

[07:54:26] Wait, I'm going to be early for it.

[07:54:27] I think there's only bots in like OG mode.

[07:54:30] I don't know though.

[07:54:32] Bro, we're going to be getting sniped by.

[07:54:34] I'm going to say probably a couple of thousand people, literally.

[07:54:38] I don't think we're going to have a problem finding players, man.

[07:54:43] Fine, play the new one.

[07:54:45] Play the new one.

[07:54:46] Play rank trios.

[07:54:47] Run, rank trios on the new shit.

[07:54:49] shit. What's your rank, Ron? Gold?

[07:54:52] Um.

[07:54:54] We're right, is that right?

[07:54:56] Oh, gold, gold, gold.

[07:54:58] Ranked has trios, though.

[07:54:59] Right. Does OG have ranked?

[07:55:01] Yes or no?

[07:55:02] No.

[07:55:03] Oh, fuck.

[07:55:03] All right, excuse us.

[07:55:04] You're just curious.

[07:55:05] Let's ready up.

[07:55:07] Gold one.

[07:55:07] I don't know.

[07:55:08] I don't know this map, though.

[07:55:10] Where's this man?

[07:55:16] Oh, no.

[07:55:17] Yeah, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna war up real quick.

[07:55:19] What if what?

[07:55:24] All right, we're playing gold trios ranked with builds.

[07:55:27] Everyone can fuck off about the mickey.

[07:55:30] This is ranked the zero box.

[07:55:32] What are these guns and shit though?

[07:55:34] It's not a lot.

[07:55:35] Los, it's some it's some new slot, bro.

[07:55:37] Let's just lock in.

[07:55:38] Oh, God, what do we do with this shit, man?

[07:55:41] There's no ranks.

[07:55:43] Los, lock in.

[07:55:43] Yeah, let's go.

[07:55:44] You, dude.

[07:55:45] Okay. Fine. Jinx. I'll buy another car this year. Fine.

[07:55:50] Fine, bro. Bro, how many cars do you actually own?

[07:55:53] I own two, bro. I asked, bro, how many he owns, bro?

[07:55:56] No, how many cars do you own?

[07:55:59] Too many to count.

[07:56:00] I think I have six.

[07:56:03] What type of car is the most?

[07:56:05] I could tie. Ready? Let me see.

[07:56:08] Lamborghini Urus.

[07:56:13] high two years this is your boss I some type of Range Rover probably like

[07:56:21] Bentley probably I'm out of daddy probably yeah I'm gonna be messy I'm

[07:56:27] gonna be messy yo where's the game at yeah I'm confused wait why are we in a

[07:56:31] minute long queue I think we just play OG yeah boys let's go OG bro this is weird

[07:56:35] please yeah yeah please this is freaky bro we're gonna be here for hours sorry

[07:56:40] for now your game's dead wait look you have a loose you have a um you have a

[07:56:46] Jeep no I had a Jeep I had a Jeep gladiator when it came out but I traded

[07:56:52] after like three months why'd you why'd you trade it in you didn't like it I

[07:56:58] don't like like pickup trucks I don't I like having like a trunk and like I don't

[07:57:06] I don't know.

[07:57:07] Are those ready?

[07:57:08] I don't know.

[07:57:09] I think I'm chugged, but like, I'm sorry.

[07:57:11] You guys are going to say, you guys are going to say Lomiki no matter what, bro.

[07:57:15] Like, you want to play ranked where we wait five minutes per game?

[07:57:17] We could do that, guys.

[07:57:18] That's what you want.

[07:57:19] No.

[07:57:20] No, I don't want to play ranked.

[07:57:22] Play Fortnite OG.

[07:57:24] Wait, no.

[07:57:26] Cancel the signed Lomiki.

[07:57:27] Just G-ranked.

[07:57:28] Just G-ranked.

[07:57:29] Oh my god.

[07:57:30] No, dude.

[07:57:31] Don't you just, wait, you just said don't worry about them to us.

[07:57:33] Like, what?

[07:57:34] Whatever, bro.

[07:57:35] I just don't care we're just gonna be here. Look, look how long it's right.

[07:57:38] I'm looking at takes to like getting a game, bro.

[07:57:41] We're definitely going to wait.

[07:57:43] Can we just can we just talk about like from a viewer perspective?

[07:57:46] Would you not rather watch us play OG right?

[07:57:49] Like with builds and shit?

[07:57:51] Yeah, but I don't rather want to be fair.

[07:57:53] I think.

[07:57:55] We work pool.

[07:57:56] Oh, dear.

[07:57:56] Or right, Chad.

[07:57:58] I think the issue, though, with OG is there is going to be literally 30 to 40

[07:58:03] bought stuff to do our lobby it's gonna be like 60 real people I'm not even

[07:58:07] getting I don't know why they do that like they could definitely fail to 100

[07:58:11] person lobby oh yeah we got a game we're good all right guys she's gonna be a

[07:58:17] thousand percent more fun to play run maybe we win first try I mean I'm ready

[07:58:24] wait the chat is voting for OG Rumpal let's play this game regardless let's

[07:58:30] Let's see how this goes.

[07:58:32] Marty getting shot in the head.

[07:58:35] I'm going to go drop.

[07:58:37] I don't even think he's locked.

[07:58:40] Yeah, I'm good.

[07:58:43] Alright, where do you guys go?

[07:58:45] Loose. Loose. Loose. There's a new thing on this game, where when you jump out of the battle bus, by the way,

[07:58:50] if you go straight down, you could pull your glider to fall instantly to land faster.

[07:58:55] Okay, and then he just gets out. That's not what I just...

[07:58:58] What do you do? You do what?

[07:59:00] If you, like you'll see it like once you're like reaching like where you start gliding you can press your glider again and fall

[07:59:05] And then you have to reapply your glider last time again. Why am I at a hundred ping on central servers?

[07:59:09] Ron, what is it? Enter freefall?

[07:59:11] You see I'm falling? Yeah, and then we get to catch you. You got to catch it last time.

[07:59:14] That didn't work.

[07:59:16] It does work. I trusted it.

[07:59:19] How about there's 63 people in here?

[07:59:23] Hey, we might have won our first game.

[07:59:25] I'm on East Coast servers, bro. I wouldn't mind winning. I'm not

[07:59:33] Just

[07:59:37] I have manages

[07:59:41] Rots we had here this the city

[07:59:45] Don't worry, bro. We're winning this game

[07:59:47] There is it's not a Mickey nothing about this limit. You're talking about fuck up with this limit

[07:59:53] dog shit they're saying to a Mickey to everything that we do we did what you

[07:59:58] guys want you'd like to stop crying we did exactly you guys like how are you

[08:00:06] doing I'm getting glad on because I'm getting a guy named Chris pulled up on

[08:00:13] you just stream sniping wait I'm getting

[08:00:16] I'm getting sniped!

[08:00:18] Yo, I'm getting sniped!

[08:00:20] Oh my god!

[08:00:21] Yo, these guys are stream sniping, dude!

[08:00:23] What the fuck?

[08:00:25] I'm getting glided on by the whole lobby!

[08:00:27] Ron, help me!

[08:00:28] Ron, fucking help!

[08:00:29] I'm good.

[08:00:30] I'm good.

[08:00:31] What is that?

[08:00:32] What the fuck does that mean?

[08:00:33] I'm going against Loser's Snipe!

[08:00:35] I'm reviving Loser.

[08:00:36] Loser's just a star player out of your foot.

[08:00:39] I'm getting sniped by like a militia. I'm not playing this shit. Oh gee

[08:00:49] I'm getting sniped by a fucking army. What the fuck

[08:00:54] Most probably get you up, right?

[08:00:56] I'm getting like a lot of you on yeah, hit it. You know, obviously bro. Yeah. Yeah, pick me up so I can report you

[08:01:09] Leave the game, leave the game, Jixi, give me host, Jixi, give me host.

[08:01:13] Hold on, we're playing, OG, I'm not playing this.

[08:01:16] The hell?

[08:01:17] Give me, give me, give me host, give me host.

[08:01:19] Yeah, one second, man, I'm getting, like, overwhelmed because I'm in bra, I'm getting

[08:01:23] placed in bra.

[08:01:24] Oh, Triple G pulled up on us, bro, we can't do this.

[08:01:27] I just got stream sniped by tongue, tongue, tongue, to her.

[08:01:31] Hey, how do I return, Jesus Christ?

[08:01:36] How do I return to the lobby?

[08:01:40] Thank God man. All right play fucking yo, yo, yo play fucking og

[08:01:45] Give me hoes give me hoes. I'm not playing this bull crap. I need some servers

[08:01:53] Yo, yo, let's play let's play og please. I don't want to play fucking right

[08:01:57] All right, let's make make a decision and we're sticking to it. No matter the chasses run. That's gonna be true

[08:02:01] trio ranked or

[08:02:03] og nothing ranked

[08:02:05] OG nothing.

[08:02:07] OG nothing, squad fill, or squad no fill, squad no fill, OG.

[08:02:10] Squad no fill.

[08:02:11] Ron, listen, I got glided in on by eight kids in 20 seconds.

[08:02:15] They're saying, oh, Jimmy.

[08:02:18] Also, there were 60 people in the lobby,

[08:02:20] and the people were saying, Lemicki anyway.

[08:02:22] Guys, I don't think there'll be bots if we like.

[08:02:28] If we're getting sniped by 100 people.

[08:02:29] Yeah, I don't think so either.

[08:02:31] Yeah, just if you're going to snipe us, just go get guns.

[08:02:33] Like, I don't know.

[08:02:35] But. Yo, Jack, playing fortnight, oh, gee, isn't the Mickey.

[08:02:41] Let me clue you in for a moment here.

[08:02:43] Back in the day, us, oh, gee, for my players, we didn't have ranked with there was no ranked.

[08:02:50] You click by fortnight battle royale.

[08:02:53] Boom. There was playground like two years later.

[08:02:56] Back in the fucking day, if you were a true fortnight or there was no ranks.

[08:03:01] no arena wrong wrong I mean it didn't get added till later this is your raw

[08:03:08] fortnight so put a sock in that fucking lamiky shit we're gonna win for that

[08:03:13] OG get off my dog I want to know what done I'm using please also by the way

[08:03:19] not trying to be lamiky if we win the first game it probably doesn't count

[08:03:23] because there might be actually bots once you I'm serious why do you say shit

[08:03:28] like that you play into like you play into the bullshit. No, I'm like a militia of psychopath

[08:03:38] freaks. No, no, no, no, no, no, you have to just get you have to just get out of the first

[08:03:42] game. I think if you if you queue and then die, it'll be fine. I think but like if you

[08:03:46] if we queue one game and Los hasn't played or you haven't played this full season,

[08:03:49] you're automatically put into a lobby. I think with bots. I'm just being honest. I'm pretty sure

[08:03:53] because that's how my tournament got really. I put like maxed against Los against more or not more.

[08:03:57] It was against like flight is because and Kai because Kai got a lobby with boss. How can we tell about how could we tell I?

[08:04:04] Think we'll know after the first game. Why is the whole map dark? It's shit. What the fuck is this?

[08:04:09] This is no g man. What the hell is this?

[08:04:14] Wait, we can just tell by their user names, right?

[08:04:19] Yeah

[08:04:22] Yo, I'm not gonna lie

[08:04:27] I gotta I gotta I got a phone. Dude most are the pre-game lobby. Yeah, this is the only

[08:04:32] shit. Most of this is in the game. Most of it.

[08:04:39] Oh my god, it's evil filled evil for night. Alright man, this is not- wait no, no, these are real people!

[08:04:46] Ron, come here! Come here! Come here! Come here, Ron! Yeah, this is real, man! Alright, focus!

[08:04:52] The 25 sociopath delinquents fucking pickaxing me. This is real shut that lmiki shit down. Let's go

[08:05:02] Why is it foggy?

[08:05:04] It's evil spying to the spawn

[08:05:06] For know that was me. Sorry

[08:05:10] Yeah, I said we start this song. Let's go salty. Yeah

[08:05:13] Well, hey Ron stable Bernardo Ronnie Nets. There is 30

[08:05:18] What the fuck?

[08:05:19] 40 string snipers in this lobby.

[08:05:21] I need you to lock the hell in.

[08:05:24] There's 30 to 40 string snipers, man.

[08:05:26] We're good.

[08:05:27] There's nobody here.

[08:05:33] There's nobody here.

[08:05:34] Yo, man, I can't even hear myself stink with all the glatters.

[08:05:38] What the fuck do you mean there's nobody here, Ron?

[08:05:41] We're un-conned.

[08:05:42] We're un-conned.

[08:05:43] We're un-conned.

[08:05:44] We're uncons we're getting pickaxe. We're uncons

[08:05:55] Fucking loose

[08:05:58] You're being made it run help me

[08:06:00] I need that gun.

[08:06:02] I got one, hold on.

[08:06:12] Lock in.

[08:06:14] I need that gun.

[08:06:16] I got you.

[08:06:18] Please lock in.

[08:06:20] Rose, why don't you land with us, Tom?

[08:06:23] He doesn't need us. He doesn't need us.

[08:06:25] I got the crown, bro.

[08:06:35] Everyone knows that the bush is an extra layer of protection.

[08:06:51] Yo, let's meet up.

[08:06:52] Come here, Los. Los, come back!

[08:06:59] I got it.

[08:07:05] I got a jump head!

[08:07:06] We're not going.

[08:07:07] Holds on the roof with an AK!

[08:07:09] On the roof with an AK!

[08:07:14] On the roof with an AK!

[08:07:15] Los, you're alive!

[08:07:17] What?!

[08:07:17] No fucking way!

[08:07:20] On the roof with an AK!

[08:07:22] Fucking came

[08:07:36] Oh, no, oh, no

[08:07:38] I stress stress stress stress stress

[08:07:40] All out I got slight bro. Oh no jinx shut up

[08:07:46] Someone has a smash it's over. Oh, we're getting turned into a campfire story. Oh, no, no

[08:08:02] We're gonna be here till the end of time unless we hide our landing spots, all right, holy shit

[08:08:38] server every game in hide screen until we land please God no that's what Mickey

[08:08:44] we're playing central every time what Mickey what the fuck that's what Mickey

[08:08:48] we're playing central every time we're playing central every time no hiding

[08:08:52] this is a new rule I'm not hiding my screen over here you're not hiding your

[08:08:56] screen no guys we're just adding new rules now no ranks now we're gonna change

[08:09:01] servers like bro what are we doing we're content creators shut the fuck up lock

[08:09:06] in shoulder landing just lock in and be better bro so the people is that let me

[08:09:10] get no no no fuck all that bullshit let me get this straight you you're saying

[08:09:15] mitigating stream sniping delinquents is changing rules but I don't know any

[08:09:21] other way fuck these kids I don't care I don't need stream snipers bro they

[08:09:25] don't change my skill level bro that's only a mindset shut up lock in all right

[08:09:31] Yo, Chad, I love how Ron's talking like, buddy, this is literally why you quit Fortnite.

[08:09:40] And you quit fucking working out five years ago.

[08:09:45] Yeah, here's the thing about Fortnite.

[08:09:47] Fortnite is, uh, with all due respect, borderline,

[08:09:51] Unstreamable, unless you haven't played.

[08:09:53] I've never seen Fenty P. P. P. P. Salty Springs in my life.

[08:09:56] If Fortnite was smart right now, right, this is probably the most pop the game has been in a while.

[08:10:01] Yo, maybe ban the stream snipers simple as that bro watch the stream

[08:10:05] Ban the people that are just swinging pickaxes on us every second bro. You think for that gives a flying for doodle cake

[08:10:15] For that isn't give a fly for doodle cake man. They don't care

[08:10:19] I'm gonna tell you how to win this no troll

[08:10:22] Those stream sniping is by just landing on us. They give us an advantage

[08:10:26] It's harder if they loot up and then come one by one. So literally if we could just survive all spawn we're going to lose

[08:10:33] Listen to me loads your only job and my only job is to stay with Ron. All right, that is our only job

[08:10:48] Listen man, you don't know shit about this game, right? I'm not taking orders from you

[08:10:56] You're known for being the worst person you know the only person who didn't get to enjoy prime fortnight

[08:11:08] Can I just be honest bro like and this is genuine like

[08:11:11] What if I'm really not meant for cocking ball towards you?

[08:11:20] Like is she trying to ask you to do shit and you're just like trying to give a hint like I don't know what this fucking cocking

[08:11:26] all towards your shit as well

[08:11:33] I have a attack I have nothing I actually have nothing how do you have

[08:11:38] nothing for a chest I have a mini run come here I have many I was look at that

[08:11:42] loads don't take orders you died you didn't listen most

[08:11:49] I mean, we're getting sniped out of our asses.

[08:11:54] That kid has aimbot.

[08:11:56] Or something.

[08:11:57] Did you fucking see that, chat?

[08:12:06] Great.

[08:12:07] Keep beating through my wall and now he's emoting.

[08:12:10] Fuck you, kid.

[08:12:11] You're adopted.

[08:12:13] Fuck you, kid.

[08:12:14] You're adopted.

[08:12:15] Fuck you, kid.

[08:12:16] You're adopted.

[08:12:17] Yeah, shout out Ninja.

[08:12:18] Shout out ninja. There's four people on me. I did this winter

[08:12:22] Yeah, you know you know you know why am I here?

[08:12:39] Yo Ron gonna be about I don't know 19 kids on my reason card

[08:12:48] Dude, I forgot about the flintknot. This gun's broken.

[08:12:51] I forgot about the flintknot.

[08:12:53] Actually, I might fucking destroy these-

[08:12:55] Oh, it's like 46 people at one point.

[08:13:06] Oh, that's awesome. Double headshot.

[08:13:08] This is so much fun. I'm actually having a great time.

[08:13:10] That's the guy who killed me, bro.

[08:13:12] Yo, I don't give a fuck who killed you.

[08:13:14] Stop landing by yourself and maybe just land on me.

[08:13:17] on me you fucking dork you again no no i said that and then los said and i quote don't i don't

[08:13:23] take orders from you yo los if we don't land on ron we're gonna be here till the world cup

[08:13:30] completes brown no we're actually never gonna beat this game if we don't lock in like what

[08:13:33] or it's already getting to us we need to lock it yo we need to be a little bit i'm not even

[08:13:37] starting to hide screen maybe just don't like be a dead giveaway ron do a last second like

[08:13:44] Silence.

[08:13:45] Silence.

[08:13:46] Okay.

[08:13:47] The fuck?

[08:13:48] Yeah, this is going to take, uh, I'll take orders from no one who doesn't have an FNCS

[08:13:54] win.

[08:13:55] So if you want someone to talk to me, it must have an FNCS win.

[08:13:58] As of now, you listen to the king.

[08:14:02] Follow my lead.

[08:14:03] Guys, I'm not pre-recording my footage just because I have a little lag spike, you fucking

[08:14:08] idiots.

[08:14:09] Yo, Los Polos, can we, can you call the shots on this team?

[08:14:13] Please.

[08:14:14] Oh

[08:14:17] You are low to call the shots there is

[08:14:24] That was his call which we're going to do it. All right, let's just do it. I was good. All right, this is going to be a

[08:14:30] literal shit store

[08:14:32] No, it's not laying the top building I'm tilted all of us

[08:14:39] Come on

[08:14:41] Oh, Tilted's destroyed. Wait. Tilted's literally burnt down to a crisp.

[08:14:45] So, Loads, what's your next plan, sir? Yo, Captain Loads, Tilted got burned with smithereens.

[08:14:51] Where do we go now?

[08:14:53] Still go there.

[08:14:54] Okay.

[08:14:56] You have one go there, and Tilted does not find out.

[08:15:03] I thought we were gonna play OG, bro. What is this?

[08:15:05] It is OG. This is literally OG.

[08:15:07] So even in OG they fuck it up. Yo, Fortnite, please, bro, like, stop!

[08:15:16] Yeah, this is a good thing we all could test it, bro.

[08:15:20] Look at all this, bro! How are we supposed to win a game? Like, dead ass!

[08:15:24] How are we supposed to- what the fuck are we supposed to do now, most?

[08:15:28] Instead of no guns anywhere, what is this?

[08:15:31] What are we supposed to do, most?

[08:15:37] I'm with you run away run away from me

[08:15:43] I'm a risk to go I'm a risk to go do it do it do it

[08:15:46] I don't know what I'm feeling this thing's glad

[08:15:48] it fucking raps mother fucker raps

[08:15:50] I don't know what I'm feeling I'm feeling fucking raps

[08:15:53] come on here god damn it

[08:15:55] I'm getting shot out of the sky by a degenerate loser I'm getting shot in the sky by a fucking

[08:16:17] delinquent.

[08:16:18] What the fuck is going?

[08:16:22] Yeah, this is not fun. This is impossible

[08:16:26] Why do I feel Peter Griffin? Oh, I don't know maybe someone said this wasn't possible

[08:16:35] Your grown-ups may work a messy fucking out for the fucking wolf of the gag thrill good dork

[08:16:43] Please

[08:16:48] Nate Hill

[08:16:51] I can't let stream sniping be me out of here bro for real

[08:16:57] All right, yo

[08:17:00] Voice of reason strikes again don't we have to hide our screen or we are not

[08:17:07] Mickey shut up

[08:17:12] Doesn't matter if we hide it cuz eventually they're gonna see where we are you're being honestly no low-key

[08:17:17] It's worse for us. I'm not gonna lie because then they're gonna get looted up and then fight us

[08:17:21] We just have to get lucky and win off small and that's it. You see you're being dramatic

[08:17:25] There's 57 delinquents at Delta towns, bro. This isn't dramatic man. Also Los your POI was a lava pit

[08:17:34] It was just the lava pit. There was nothing else

[08:17:39] Nate is in my chat. What is how I got stream snip by Nate Hill?

[08:17:47] Your love spread, why am I seeing a tweet?

[08:17:51] Have you quote tweeting LeBron James on three different teams saying I got three holes for a reason?

[08:17:58] Yo

[08:18:03] Yo, I gotta go in like 10 minutes you cool

[08:18:08] Where are you going bro? Let's where are you going?

[08:18:11] Where am I going?

[08:18:13] It's not there

[08:18:14] I'll tell you what, I'll tell you where I'm going. Not doing this. That's where I'm going, bro.

[08:18:19] I'm going to not do this.

[08:18:22] Loose. Loose, why do you spawn away from rock? Do you have, like, CTE?

[08:18:28] You know what, I'm gonna buy the Loose.

[08:18:34] Oh my god!

[08:18:37] Is that a miniscule point, bro?

[08:18:40] Bro, I'm getting stream sniped by Beavis. Get away from me.

[08:18:42] I have tons tons tons of horror on me bruh

[08:18:58] This is uh, yeah, yeah, there's I don't know 20 people may land me. I want to puke

[08:19:05] I'm fucking puke every time I'm reading this game

[08:19:10] So retail yeah

[08:19:14] No, chill like no exaggeration calling out the POI. Are you a psycho? Oh, yeah

[08:19:19] Let me just not hold out when there's a two-second delay

[08:19:22] No, all we have to do is I tend to get lucky to get like a pump off spawn and I could kill everyone off spawn no troll

[08:19:28] Okay, I just need Matt. Yo earth to most photos spawn on run. This is the fourth time I've sent this

[08:19:35] I

[08:19:38] Should uh me and I don't know the other 80 people do the same thing

[08:19:43] Why is retail work blown up?

[08:19:48] Run I'm right on here most is nowhere to be found

[08:19:57] Why are you making calls for like

[08:20:05] Take it.

[08:20:06] Oh, she's getting picked accidentally.

[08:20:09] Where's the blue bomb?

[08:20:11] Los, did you take the fucking pump?

[08:20:14] Los, drop the pump!

[08:20:16] Oh, god!

[08:20:17] Now, Los, your fucking dead!

[08:20:20] He's dead!

[08:20:22] He's trying to take the album!

[08:20:24] Los, you're one alive!

[08:20:25] Drop the pump, you fucking idiot!

[08:20:28] Fucking drop it!

[08:20:30] Los, just look!

[08:20:33] Look at how many footsteps there are.

[08:20:37] Look at how many footsteps there are.

[08:20:39] I'm gonna stand up.

[08:20:40] Ronald, you got some GMO.

[08:20:42] I don't have as-

[08:20:46] I lost, took my pump, and proceeded to die with it.

[08:20:50] But, he proceeded to take the L when there's 50 fucking people above us.

[08:20:57] Like, there's 50 people above us, and he proceeds to do dances.

[08:21:02] Most why did you take Ron's blue pop? That was our only way. I was confused. I was confused

[08:21:19] You were fucking dancing

[08:21:21] bro you're dancing are you a bot rolling why did fortnite decide to put this shit on like

[08:21:32] zero brightness bro like this is ass bro dude fortnite what the fuck it's getting mad at the

[08:21:43] menu bro like we lost the block I can't believe we added this game to one of the four games

[08:21:52] what a recycle there so you might as well redo this this overlay bro and take apex off

[08:21:59] he's like nah bro yeah hi guys take apex off the overlay please god ready up ready up right up

[08:22:05] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Los, this is now the seventh time I've sent this. Stop grabbing items and hide behind Ron. That's your only job.

[08:22:15] Okay. Did you win an FNCS? You can't tell me shit, bro.

[08:22:21] It's like loads with a pizza and then loads is gone and the pizza what is this?

[08:22:39] Pizza?

[08:22:40] It's like they ate you.

[08:22:47] Oh.

[08:22:49] Oh.

[08:22:52] Los.

[08:22:54] Los, are you wearing the ninja skin?

[08:23:00] Yeah.

[08:23:02] Ninja is not a fucking epic employee.

[08:23:09] Like why do you know these every click like oh my god, bro

[08:23:15] Bro chat all the all that I do with the most is I just text him pick talks all the time

[08:23:24] Yo, bro, can I listen I think honestly we should go paradise palms

[08:23:30] Can we not tell a grab no planet where we're landing please God wait, I'm gonna text you guys where we should land ready. I'm gonna text you

[08:23:39] What are you gonna text us in later like we're about to start

[08:23:45] No, I need you to like I don't know drop 20 kills man. I'm getting maylade by freaks

[08:23:51] Get away from me Jesus

[08:24:03] This dream is never gonna hand

[08:24:09] I'm actually, I'm actually, when you text me over to the land.

[08:24:16] What the fuck is that?

[08:24:20] What is that?

[08:24:25] Longest stream of all time coming into hot.

[08:24:29] Alright.

[08:24:32] Oh

[08:24:42] Over what's gonna take longer

[08:24:44] For tonight getting a winner fall guys or bucket third GTA 6 in there. What's gonna happen first, bro?

[08:24:51] We haven't even made a spawn

[08:24:53] Why is there 70 fucking gliders here bro, what the fuck, seriously?

[08:25:06] This is so fat.

[08:25:11] Huh?

[08:25:12] I'm getting shot out of the sky, I wish I was making this up, this guy's-

[08:25:22] Oh my god!

[08:25:24] Oh my god!

[08:25:26] Oh my god!

[08:25:28] Yo! This guy's ADSing me out!

[08:25:30] Oh my god!

[08:25:32] Oh my god!

[08:25:34] Alright, let me save this for the next time!

[08:25:36] Wait, let me go!

[08:25:38] Oh my god!

[08:25:40] Oh my god!

[08:25:42] Oh my god! I'm serious!

[08:25:44] Oh my god!

[08:25:46] I lost this character!

[08:25:48] I'm so sorry!

[08:25:50] Oh my god, bro. Oh fuck. I'm like starting to breathe.

[08:25:57] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[08:26:05] Are you like out of this? I don't know, bro. Why are you in the ninja skin?

[08:26:15] Let's get our reboot card, get our reboot card.

[08:26:20] Like, what are you doing?

[08:26:28] Let's get our reboot card.

[08:26:30] Please get our reboot card.

[08:26:32] This is my time to shine, bro.

[08:26:34] There's tears out of my eyes, bro.

[08:26:35] Like, oh my God.

[08:26:36] Like, you're actually just fucking so dumb, Los.

[08:26:41] Like, what are you doing?

[08:26:42] Loose, why did you spawn so many POIs like this?

[08:26:46] Loose, you told us to go paradise and you're in Narnia, bro.

[08:26:50] Loose, do you expect to win this game without us?

[08:26:53] Like, what are you doing?

[08:26:55] Like, I just let him try to finish us.

[08:27:03] Loose, get him.

[08:27:05] Loose, do you care about that?

[08:27:12] Oh my god, what are you doing?

[08:27:19] Oh, he's gonna die too soon.

[08:27:26] Oh my god, we're never meeting this.

[08:27:31] Oh my god, I got tears everywhere.

[08:27:35] Did you just try to farm a rock?

[08:27:39] Yo guys, how are you talking shit when you're dead as fuck?

[08:27:44] Yo, oh my god I gotta chill.

[08:27:48] I'm out of puke.

[08:27:50] Loose, Loose, all bullshit aside, you pinged Paradise Palms, that was your call out and

[08:27:56] you're like 9 POIs away from it.

[08:27:59] What the fuck?

[08:28:01] Because I saw there was mad people going so I did.

[08:28:04] Bro what the fuck, so you just left us stranded then?

[08:28:07] the fuck do you think we were dealing with we were doing this

[08:28:11] getting shit up, man?

[08:28:13] get out of here

[08:28:15] why are you wearing a banana looks like you're just making it easy for everyone to chase you

[08:28:20] you just literally chased the banana last second now everyone's gonna look for a fucking yellow banana

[08:28:27] like

[08:28:31] oh fuck

[08:28:33] most please just like guys gotta relax and you're exaggerating everything like

[08:28:39] just chill bro we're gonna win all right is it gonna be easy no where do I go

[08:28:49] here I go look you do this thing where you say we bro it's just gonna be

[08:28:53] whenever Ron decides to fucking carry bro that's it no guys why is the

[08:28:57] prediction will they win just let a prediction if we make it off spawn like

[08:29:02] Yo stop pinging the spawn like a year before please God

[08:29:08] Let the stream snipers kill each other man. I'm not kidding. Why bro, if you see if you're gonna say shit

[08:29:13] You better thank the bus driver

[08:29:25] You could have said 31

[08:29:27] but you specifically chose to add a year so so in other words go fuck yourself

[08:29:35] Oh

[08:29:39] Loose rent almost a 70 people are stopping shores. Yo, no, it's good. It's good. There's other people. Oh god

[08:29:46] It's way less important. Like they're the way we've got a like

[08:29:51] We sell off your honor. Do me a favor. I'm learning you guys. I'm letting you

[08:29:56] Yeah, the whole new format

[08:30:00] Where's the guns

[08:30:05] I got one.

[08:30:27] I don't have a gun, bro. There's no shotgun anywhere.

[08:30:35] Why are you never near us my god

[08:30:55] There's most even know a plan and he's on I'm watching him play he doesn't live on the house. He's just running around

[08:31:05] You guys are dead, and you're saying shit to me, you're dead!

[08:31:11] You didn't do shit either!

[08:31:15] Like, what the fuck? And Rob, you fucking wanted to end the FNCS! You stop!

[08:31:21] I can't get a gun, Los!

[08:31:25] The one time we had a shotgun underground, we could have won, you stole it, and did the fucking renegade on me.

[08:31:31] Like, what are you talking about?

[08:31:33] Yeah, those that blue pump was like our only escape from spawn and you fucked it

[08:31:38] You fucked it right in the ass that blue pump was our only escape from from from fucking spawn man

[08:31:44] That was it Los and you fucked it bro. You fucking fucked it

[08:31:52] Yo chat with apex legends, man, we're gonna cross that bridge when we get there, right

[08:31:57] Stop changing your skins, bro. It's not gonna make you better

[08:31:59] How do you have an OG ass skin and like nothing has computed in your brain in ten years of

[08:32:06] this game?

[08:32:07] Loose, you like, you literally play on the same skill frame as one of the AI bots man.

[08:32:13] You're like a bot.

[08:32:15] How do you play this game?

[08:32:16] I have a kill already.

[08:32:17] I have a kill already.

[08:32:18] You have nothing.

[08:32:19] Bruh, I had to kill last game you psychopath.

[08:32:22] I'm going to be so down.

[08:32:25] Bro at least God tell me you're changing server each game.

[08:32:28] I'm not even like trying to hate, I genuinely think Loz is worse than the bots, I swear.

[08:32:33] Yo!

[08:32:34] I'm not even kidding.

[08:32:35] I'm not even kidding.

[08:32:36] Loz, this shit's not a skit, bro.

[08:32:37] Like, this isn't a skit.

[08:32:39] You're worse than fucking the Jonesy AI bots that fucking sit around and sit in brushes,

[08:32:45] bro.

[08:32:46] You're worse, man.

[08:32:47] Alright, where do you want to go, Loz?

[08:32:52] No!

[08:32:53] Stop!

[08:32:54] Stop!

[08:32:55] Let me pick!

[08:32:56] Loz, turn up your fucking controller.

[08:32:57] Listen to me for one spawn one spawn. All right, listen to me closely

[08:33:03] We're gonna go to salty. Okay, but be ready to redirect be ready to redirect

[08:33:09] We're not full committing to salty. Let's lose walking everywhere on the map. He has a gun in the bus

[08:33:16] Most why not out of the box

[08:33:20] Most what the fuck

[08:33:23] All right run redirect fatal fields now redirect to fatal fields need to listen to me redirect fatal fields

[08:33:29] Why the fuck are you haunted hills?

[08:33:34] Get me out of here. It's like a fucking terrorist to the lobby. Holy shit

[08:33:41] Yo, bro, like can we like me for real, bro? You're like

[08:33:48] I'm trying to give us a cup landing spot

[08:33:52] run he start DPSing these kids they're gonna glide in they're gonna glide in

[08:33:56] you need to go you need to kill them you understand it's smarter if we hold

[08:34:01] out on landing that's what I was just explaining bro

[08:34:06] yeah that's what I'm doing

[08:34:10] But it's right. I'm getting thick ass

[08:34:14] Give me out of here

[08:34:36] I'm getting emoted on by fucking delinquent social pass

[08:34:40] Yo, why did we do this in summer? Loose, why are you in haunted hills?

[08:34:48] You got looser now.

[08:34:50] Ah, he's dead, bro. He's dead as a fucking door now.

[08:34:59] Please, Ron. Ron, just kill 29 people. I'll literally blow you. Just kill 29 people or something.

[08:35:10] This is a fucking joke. This is a joke.

[08:35:20] Loach's Pro-Lose TV, LUIS! Why are you in Haunted Hills, man? We're committing to fatal!

[08:35:28] I didn't drop yet, bro.

[08:35:31] What?

[08:35:32] That's the fucking pro- Loach, that's the problem.

[08:35:34] What?

[08:35:35] Did you leave the squad?

[08:35:37] Yeah.

[08:35:39] Eddie Chestnuts joined your party.

[08:35:41] Is that you, Los?

[08:35:43] Listen, James me, you're getting old,

[08:35:47] like you're getting old riled up,

[08:35:48] you're getting old like hot and bothered.

[08:35:50] And listen, can we just take a moment to just,

[08:35:56] can we just reflect?

[08:36:00] Reflect on what?

[08:36:01] Like Los, reflect on what?

[08:36:03] Reflect on your fucking ass!

[08:36:06] You are ass!

[08:36:08] What do you want me to fight the fuck out?

[08:36:10] I'm sticking to shit.

[08:36:11] You're only gonna get anything if you're bravin'.

[08:36:13] He wants some shit.

[08:36:14] You are ass!

[08:36:16] Loose.

[08:36:17] That's probably what I'm saying.

[08:36:18] You suck!

[08:36:19] Loose.

[08:36:20] You tried to farm a mountain, Loose.

[08:36:22] Loose, you tried to farm a mountain.

[08:36:25] I've never seen a mountain.

[08:36:26] No, Jason!

[08:36:27] Jason!

[08:36:28] Jason, put on your purple skeleton!

[08:36:29] Put it on!

[08:36:30] Put it on, bro!

[08:36:31] I don't have it.

[08:36:32] I don't have it.

[08:36:33] Yeah, you don't have it!

[08:36:34] So shut your mouth!

[08:36:35] Shut your mouth!

[08:36:36] Shut your mouth and let us carry!

[08:36:39] Okay, good boy! Good boy!

[08:36:46] Why does it keep canceling? What is going on?

[08:36:50] You have a purple Skulltuber and you tried to farm a mountain, bro.

[08:36:54] Like, what do you want me to say, man? You're the worst player ever.

[08:36:58] You know when people say, oh, this guy's God's gift to gaming?

[08:37:02] I'm gonna die in this lobby, bro!

[08:37:04] God's gift to basketball.

[08:37:06] Oh, this guy's coming.

[08:37:06] God's gift to fucking gaming.

[08:37:08] You're the devil's gift to gaming, Los.

[08:37:11] Say him himself.

[08:37:13] Brought you to this world for gaming.

[08:37:15] You're so bad at video games, it hurts to watch.

[08:37:19] You're awful.

[08:37:21] Yeah, listen, sit back and watch Daddy Carrie, okay?

[08:37:24] Sit the hell down, all right?

[08:37:26] Just wherever we go, you go get us our guns and our bandages.

[08:37:30] Is this a fucking skit?

[08:37:35] Or are you being dead?

[08:37:37] Rose!

[08:37:38] You are known as the worst player to ever touch for tonight!

[08:37:41] Ever!

[08:37:42] In the history of the planet!

[08:37:44] What are you saying, bro?

[08:37:46] Ew, I'm actually crying.

[08:37:48] You think you're good because you have a purple fucking skull trooper man?

[08:37:52] That doesn't mean shit!

[08:37:54] You suck to materialize a mountain!

[08:37:57] The game was symbolizing that you couldn't form it and you tried ten times.

[08:38:03] The fuck?

[08:38:05] Dad, some people just have aura and some don't.

[08:38:10] Yo, uh, Ron, let most pick the spot because he's going to spot me from us regardless.

[08:38:15] Anyway, you might go mute for a second while we figure this out. Ron, where are we going?

[08:38:22] Alright, what are you thinking?

[08:38:24] What are you thinking here? You think it's like a pleasant part?

[08:38:27] Yeah, yeah, yeah, see see we thought you like you're like

[08:38:32] He's never killed prime booga before

[08:38:36] Tracker on my right-side monitor

[08:38:39] Los Polos the Los Polos TV for night tracker on my right-side monitor right now

[08:38:45] I need win percentage in Katie in front of my face

[08:38:49] What's your word percentage most negative isn't play it doesn't play on its main bruh

[08:38:53] He gets too many kills. Yeah, like this guy's a cow. You're a casual and your oralist like what are we?

[08:38:57] He's talking about right now.

[08:38:59] Alright, let's go.

[08:39:00] He's 33,000 hours.

[08:39:07] Oh my god.

[08:39:09] Oh, that's just the pistol I fucking wanted, bro.

[08:39:12] Like, what am I playing?

[08:39:14] There is legitimately six people with...

[08:39:18] Bro, this kid has a glider, man.

[08:39:21] I can't do this all night.

[08:39:31] No, Ron, I killed two people over here.

[08:39:36] Let's go, bro.

[08:39:37] How many kills do you have, Jinxy?

[08:39:38] Let me lock in, please.

[08:39:39] Hold on.

[08:39:40] I got two kills.

[08:39:41] What does Jinxy have?

[08:39:42] Oh, nothing.

[08:39:43] I have one kill, you fucking psycho.

[08:39:44] What are you, crazy?

[08:39:45] No.

[08:39:46] What are you crazy?

[08:39:47] No.

[08:39:53] I'm getting kidnapped.

[08:39:54] I'm getting kidnapped.

[08:39:55] And I don't like this.

[08:39:57] I don't like this.

[08:39:58] I mean, it is Princess Lyra, so I'm-

[08:40:00] Oh, I didn't want to pick him up!

[08:40:03] My gosh!

[08:40:06] Oh.

[08:40:09] I just got jumped by Darth fucking Vader, man.

[08:40:13] There's like a weird Simpsons version of the banana holding me right now

[08:40:21] Dude they're like doing weird things to me guys, I don't I'm getting touched

[08:40:28] All right

[08:40:36] This is my life, man, this is my life now

[08:40:38] Ron, please get our reboots, bro, please.

[08:40:44] Ron, please just- no, fuck our reboots, just one before.

[08:40:50] Don't get our reboots.

[08:40:51] Just fucking one before.

[08:40:53] Please God, Ron.

[08:40:55] Look, like, GC already wants to kill me.

[08:40:57] Is this not VannaBall?

[08:40:59] Like, I- I- I- I understand this is cute or whatever.

[08:41:02] Yo, bro, Darth Vader is gliding into my room, emoting on me.

[08:41:07] yo is this not fucking banable by the way holy shit like is this not fucking

[08:41:17] illegal the shit should be against the law to stream snip this art I'm gonna

[08:41:23] get your ass card

[08:41:25] All right, listen, no, Ron, you don't need to close this car

[08:41:30] Jinchi

[08:41:38] Nice please run run please

[08:41:41] Run please please please please please run from the tree from the tree. Oh my god. Oh my god

[08:41:52] My god, yes, I love you

[08:41:55] gold scar down there bro don't forget it please Ron give me that gold scar bro

[08:42:00] shut up

[08:42:04] no this is really it is how we win how we win through guys there's only 30 people

[08:42:09] left

[08:42:11] run please please run five kills by the way I'm letting you know

[08:42:15] Rob, please, God, Rob, please.

[08:42:22] My biggest thing is I don't have a mat. It's like...

[08:42:24] I'm the tree, I'm the tree.

[08:42:29] Holy shit, you're good.

[08:42:33] Wait, I'm seeing it! You did earn the FNCS! I'm seeing it!

[08:42:38] I'm seeing it!

[08:42:40] Holy shit. My God, you're the truth. Ron, you're the truth.

[08:42:43] fucking go

[08:42:45] Oh shit, oh

[08:42:47] Yes

[08:42:49] Run I love you

[08:42:51] Run I love you

[08:42:53] Don't listen to those

[08:42:55] Put a sock in it

[08:42:57] What is that

[08:42:59] Oh my god

[08:43:01] Wait those ballers and they're decent

[08:43:05] Please Ron

[08:43:07] I got no maps

[08:43:09] Oh no, I'm going nades

[08:43:11] You need to just go for math, suicide for math.

[08:43:13] You missed the one! You missed the one!

[08:43:23] You're the greatest! You're the greatest! You're the greatest, Ron!

[08:43:28] Oh, the gold!

[08:43:41] smart that's gonna make you safe nice yo maybe you can get uh those portals

[08:43:51] bookard

[08:43:53] there's a kid there a kid might be camping this by the way I know how my

[08:43:57] chat is a kid might be a banana guy was the one who was there with me

[08:44:00] nice it's your car jinx you see it no you can get it again

[08:44:08] I'm gonna get my photo you can get it run oh my god run I fucking love you

[08:44:13] 30 seconds go to the middle of people are go go go you gotta get 20 seconds

[08:44:20] good 18 15 seconds 15 seconds oh my god oh my god 10 seconds 8 seconds where

[08:44:31] is it it's in the bottom of this house bottom of this house about it's over but

[08:44:35] I don't care as long as y'all win, I don't care.

[08:45:01] Oh my god, that's so good. Holy shit. I know you're good. You mean you're out. You mean you lose

[08:45:15] Holy fuck bro 25 people

[08:45:21] Come on run and lose run and lose everybody cheer them on please run and lose

[08:45:26] I

[08:45:31] Have no fucking mats

[08:45:33] Someone's gonna be stormholding you you should get in the ball

[08:45:35] Someone's gonna be stormholding you you should get in the ball. Where the fuck is the ball bro? No, don't get all my god

[08:45:40] I decided house. Oh my god. You trust me. They're gonna stormhold you

[08:45:44] Hey, JC. I don't know I lost it. Oh, no, you've scored me

[08:45:51] My god, well you you could build up and then and then jump oh my god

[08:45:56] Fuck the ball, fuck the ball.

[08:45:57] You sure you don't want the ball, bro?

[08:45:59] Fuck that.

[08:46:00] Got a bit of a riff still in the game?

[08:46:03] Please, guys, get out of here.

[08:46:04] Yeah, they have those things you can jump on,

[08:46:05] and they shoot you up.

[08:46:10] Come on.

[08:46:10] There's two of you and 25 of them.

[08:46:14] Come on, Los.

[08:46:15] I might get you up.

[08:46:15] Yo, Joe, JC, JC, JC.

[08:46:17] I understand you're entertaining the stream.

[08:46:20] You telling Ron what to do is like me telling fucking Kevin

[08:46:23] to rant how to play basketball.

[08:46:25] Shunt your goddamn mouth, bro!

[08:46:29] Oh, so I'm gonna run to that rebuke right over there, okay?

[08:46:31] I'm just gonna loop this real quick.

[08:46:33] Betcha!

[08:46:37] I'm about to fly.

[08:46:41] Yo, sometimes I just say should just to see Jinxie's face after a z.

[08:46:50] This is the wind, right here.

[08:46:51] Ron, you're the truth, bro.

[08:46:53] Now remember the most disgusting sickening freaks are gonna be a live still it's gonna be like at least five of them

[08:46:58] They're gonna be just

[08:47:01] But things I have no mops don't force the reboot remember literally resin most is literally pointless

[08:47:14] I'm saying resin most is literally useless don't die going for the rest

[08:47:19] see if you can do it it's literally pointless I need low the rules are we

[08:47:24] have to have loose alive for the win breakfast go for it fucking go for it I

[08:47:29] guess where's the reboot van oh here's build up like Matt like Bill Bill yeah

[08:47:37] loose lock the fuck in man you're gonna be end game I'm gonna watch you loose

[08:48:13] it's a dark ball there's a dark ball coming at me bro say you swear to God

[08:48:18] it's a dark ball bro damn it it's a dark ball you gotta be my dad it's dark

[08:48:25] ball bro

[08:48:31] no I'm gonna hold on oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god it's

[08:48:38] impossible. This is false, false, false, false. I revived you and within four seconds you died.

[08:48:45] What the fuck you committed that animal? I can explain. Hey, permission to explain.

[08:48:50] Uh, you rebooted Lowe's. He spawned in with 100 mats because Fortnite gives you 100 mats when

[08:48:55] he spawned in. Lowe's got shot for what's called an eight seconds and didn't build one wall.

[08:49:01] That's what happens. Do that bullshit. I swear on my mother's life. That's what happens.

[08:49:07] You're saying you didn't build one?!

[08:49:13] I want to die.

[08:49:16] I want to die, Chad. I really want to die.

[08:49:19] Was there actually a Darth Maul chasing you around?

[08:49:21] Because there was a Darth Vader chasing me around.

[08:49:23] I swear to God.

[08:49:24] Yes, it was a Darth Maul, bro.

[08:49:26] I didn't even know when it was Darth Maul in the fucking game!

[08:49:29] When was this shit?

[08:49:31] At this point, we'll fuck the wind.

[08:49:33] Like, just have Jinxie and Lose Wuffy won.

[08:49:35] I'm down man. I'm so down

[08:49:44] Yo guys no builds is gonna be even a burst because with builds Ron can actually outplay kids if it's no build

[08:49:51] Runs literally just gonna get five man sprayed by an SMG. No builds is gonna be even fucking worse, man

[08:49:59] literally worse

[08:50:01] Why I see someone to bring me that's bro. It's like you swear I got a dog balls in the game

[08:50:07] Like I pick like I like how do I pick up a I don't even pick up a gold scar for not even a second and locus screaming to bring it to him

[08:50:14] Well, he's dead, bro. It's like I don't know what to do the gold scars gonna help me more than you you can use like a great

[08:50:21] you know

[08:50:23] Not even a game yet.

[08:50:27] Alright, alright, where we going?

[08:50:28] Here's what we're gonna do.

[08:50:29] Alright?

[08:50:30] We're gonna pick a spawn location and then the last second we're gonna redirect

[08:50:34] so we don't get jumped by 85 fucking sex offenders.

[08:50:38] That's what we're gonna do, alright?

[08:50:40] I'm not play- I'm not gonna sit here till 8 in the fucking morning

[08:50:44] get a stream sniped by these fucking delinquent kids.

[08:50:47] Pick a spawn and then switch.

[08:50:50] Alright?

[08:50:51] Alright, where we going?

[08:50:52] Alright, we're gonna go to Pleasant Park. Wink, wink.

[08:50:56] Lois! We're gonna go to Pleasant Park. Wink, wink.

[08:51:00] But, but Jeezy, you're saying wink, wink like they're not watching the screen.

[08:51:05] It was reverse psychology. Full commit to Pleasant Park now.

[08:51:09] Oh my god. What's reverse psychology?

[08:51:13] Yeah, but now they heard that though.

[08:51:17] I'm going to run.

[08:51:18] I'm gonna camp the door. I'm gonna camp the door. I'm here with you guys. I'm here with you guys.

[08:51:48] Oh my god, Jarz won't backslay him again.

[08:51:57] Yo, down here, down here, down here, one shot, one shot right here in the bedroom!

[08:52:03] Nice!

[08:52:04] I have no health bro, I just don't siphon or nothing, and why would Fortnite just like...

[08:52:15] Shit

[08:52:29] Let's do it. I didn't think it would it's 25 gifts in itself

[08:52:36] I was a lot to know

[08:52:39] Watching you most I'm watching you

[08:52:44] Why would you not stay with me? I said stick!

[08:52:50] You don't know how to edit do you?

[08:52:52] Gross! You don't know how to fucking edit!

[08:52:55] The game's been out for 10 years!

[08:52:58] Where are you going you bitch?

[08:53:08] Is that a cheater?

[08:53:09] Yo, I just got jumped by Darth Maul.

[08:53:14] I just saw a train fly on top of the roof, bro.

[08:53:20] Like a choo-choo train.

[08:53:22] Most of us are unglided in.

[08:53:24] Most of you are just graced to gaming, bro.

[08:53:27] What the fuck, man?

[08:53:38] Dude, it's 11.30.

[08:53:39] I'm supposed to go to the dentist today.

[08:53:41] Apparently someone's hacking, apparently.

[08:53:44] Yeah, I think that guy was really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,

[08:53:46] literally hacking in the lobby.

[08:53:48] Yeah, I think there was a cheater on my go-on.

[08:53:53] I think I got a cheater.

[08:54:02] Yeah, your chat, uh, get cozy, yo.

[08:54:08] Yeah, guys.

[08:54:09] Stay...

[08:54:11] Hey cozy all, we're gonna be here for a while.

[08:54:17] So, uh, yo, yo, epic!

[08:54:19] You guys got any dabs?

[08:54:21] This guy's fucking aimbot!

[08:54:30] Are you not in our lobby?

[08:54:32] No, I'm not, I'm not.

[08:54:35] We're looting in a game.

[08:54:37] I'm not in the lobby, man.

[08:54:39] Alright, now I'm in.

[08:54:40] Now man, man, man, man, man, don't leave me.

[08:54:43] Where's Loose? Where's Loose? There he is.

[08:54:45] Loose!

[08:54:51] Loose, stop dancing, bro.

[08:54:54] Don't do that even...

[08:54:56] Don't do that even real, bro.

[08:55:01] Yo, thank the bus driver, please.

[08:55:03] What's up, Bob?

[08:55:05] About thanking the bus driver.

[08:55:07] female dogs female dogs in the game

[08:55:17] all right Ron just run we're just gonna follow you look when you hear the

[08:55:22] boost jump out of the bus all right it's pretty simple so now I love to jump

[08:55:28] before me but we're all right there I can we follow this spot is this spot is

[08:55:32] good because we're so high up so once I'm sure if you know you know

[08:55:37] This is literally it. This is the spot if you know you know 2023

[08:55:44] Fucking hate this spot. There's like nobody here like no trip. They're all late. They're all latest one

[08:55:50] 2023 man. I got fucking deep loved here

[08:55:57] Most why would you land on the same chest like

[08:56:00] How does your little fucking high-comp...

[08:56:01] Bro, is your high-cholesterol brain thinking this shit?

[08:56:04] Like, I'm not a legend...

[08:56:06] I'm not a legend! I'm just a troll!

[08:56:08] What the fuck?

[08:56:10] You're just a fucking idiot.

[08:56:12] Like, you're just a fucking idiot!

[08:56:14] Like, you're deadass just a fucking idiot, bro!

[08:56:17] What the fuck did I do?

[08:56:19] Yo, Ron, nice landing spot, man.

[08:56:21] Nice fucking landing spot, Ron.

[08:56:23] Yeah, I wouldn't mind if LosPolos didn't bring everybody in the world today.

[08:56:30] I was just talking like you.

[08:56:40] This is so fucking chopped.

[08:56:44] Just re-cue the game, bro.

[08:56:47] Yo, so chat, I know this is cute and funny or whatever.

[08:56:53] Yo, guys, this challenge is...

[08:56:54] We got four different squads.

[08:56:57] We're deadlifts.

[08:56:58] Out in ring is possible. Hardcore Minecraft is possible. This is impossible.

[08:57:04] Chat, this is not a possible challenge.

[08:57:11] Maybe try ranked. Oh yeah, that'll actually help a lot, especially with Q times.

[08:57:16] Los, if I see you change your goddamn skin one more time, bro. Just Q the game out.

[08:57:21] Hey, what are you gonna do, man? What else, man?

[08:57:24] Yeah, what are you gonna do? That's the question. Wait, we want to know. They're saying sacrifice

[08:57:31] Lose, just let him die then reboot him later. It's not bad. Stay as far as fuck away from

[08:57:38] Lose as you can, Ron. Lose, keep your distance, bro.

[08:57:43] I was doing a favor bro just float the whole match like that has just jumped out of the

[08:57:53] bus last second it was fucking fly the whole time then be our UAV bro go back to fall guys

[08:58:08] I'd rather get my next sliced open than play Fall Guys.

[08:58:14] Don't reboot Pork Chop, someone said.

[08:58:25] That what server?

[08:58:27] Chet, nobody answer that.

[08:58:32] One central.

[08:58:33] Looks like the server.

[08:58:35] It's not even going to matter.

[08:58:36] There is literally thousands of people trying to stream tonight.

[08:58:40] I'm sick to my stomach, man.

[08:58:42] Most are you. OK.

[08:58:46] What are you doing here, man?

[08:58:49] Nice, bro. There's a fucking chicken in our lobby, bro.

[08:58:52] Like, this is so dumb.

[08:58:53] Your chat. When did Darth Maul with like

[08:58:56] Nike sneakers get added to the game?

[08:58:58] What type of demonic ass shit even in my plan right now?

[08:59:02] What is the driver?

[08:59:04] Thank the driver. Thank the driver.

[08:59:06] Please, Rose, thank your doctor for keeping you alive, bro.

[08:59:10] Like, this is so fun.

[08:59:11] What?

[08:59:12] This is so fucking beautiful.

[08:59:14] Yo, yo, what the fuck?

[08:59:20] Yo, I'm gone.

[08:59:21] Yo, no, no, what the hell?

[08:59:27] That's fucking insane.

[08:59:32] I haven't seen this road in two years.

[08:59:34] This is the most I've laughed at, like, I can't.

[08:59:37] Like, Losers just genuinely, like, ain't lost cause in life.

[08:59:41] Like, thank God you got a gambling deal, bro.

[08:59:44] You could never work a job with Johnny Biden.

[08:59:48] Like, you are dead as a Losers, bro.

[08:59:52] What am I, here?

[08:59:53] There's no way to stable Ronaldo's saying this to me.

[08:59:57] There's no fucking, what the heck is he doing about it?

[09:00:01] This is not a real conversation.

[09:00:03] You don't want to go down that rabbit hole, bro.

[09:00:07] What are you talking about?

[09:00:10] My god.

[09:00:11] What do you mean?

[09:00:14] Like, it's one thing where it's all about your game skill.

[09:00:17] Now you're talking about life skill?

[09:00:19] Because I'm not a fucking theater bot.

[09:00:22] I'm fucking book-eyed.

[09:00:24] Yo, bro.

[09:00:27] Oh, jeez.

[09:00:30] This is nothing I can do there's just too much

[09:00:42] Wait I want to die so I can watch slow

[09:00:55] guys start beta is riding me

[09:01:02] he actually did it

[09:01:11] alright let's clutch this game out

[09:01:20] where are you going don't go to the people

[09:01:23] Go somewhere different

[09:01:33] You will be met with a militia

[09:01:44] First of all, I think I'll be perfectly fine these guys don't want to hurt me

[09:01:47] I don't want any amount of you guys to pick up stuff on the gun.

[09:01:51] Those turn around, there's a dark vader behind you.

[09:01:55] Why are you turning around?

[09:01:59] Why are you going directly to the boat?

[09:02:01] Los, don't go to the reboot cards, you're going to die.

[09:02:03] Los, you're going right to people shooting.

[09:02:07] How does this get played?

[09:02:11] What are you doing?

[09:02:15] What a dumb game. What a stupid game this is. What a dumb, stupid game. We can't shut

[09:02:32] off these screen snipers. Somebody in the chat said eat or pop.

[09:02:40] You know, man, there's nothing dishonorable in saying that challenge beat us.

[09:02:55] Why do you have a Sabrina Carpenter skin?

[09:02:59] Did you get on this game to buy Kim Kardashian and Sabrina Carpenter?

[09:03:04] Like, what are you doing, bro?

[09:03:06] There's absolutely no

[09:03:08] pretty carpenter, bro. I don't know what like what's your problem?

[09:03:12] No, so wait, let me get this straight

[09:03:15] Every time they've added a skin you've bought it and you've played for ten years

[09:03:19] You don't know how to edit and you tried to farm a mountain

[09:03:23] Yo, yo, it's like I can't even tell if you're being dead ass. I've never seen a human being try to farm a mountain

[09:03:31] Like you've been playing for 11 years, you have a purple sculpture, but I'm not gonna

[09:03:38] do what I say this, barring 75-year-old men, you might be the worst able-bodied gamer to

[09:03:44] ever grace the planet.

[09:03:46] You tried to farm a mountain.

[09:03:47] Dude, dude, dude, I'm not gonna lie.

[09:03:53] I'm not gonna lie.

[09:03:54] I got something for both of you.

[09:03:59] Number one, I'll start with JC.

[09:04:01] JC, you straight up need to be in a mental asylum, bro.

[09:04:06] You need psychiatric evaluations.

[09:04:08] You've been live for 500 straight days.

[09:04:11] Your brain is fucking mush.

[09:04:14] It's done.

[09:04:15] It's fucking ADHD, TikTok, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot,

[09:04:20] toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot,

[09:04:20] it's fucking nothing.

[09:04:22] Darth Maul, you're seeing shit, okay?

[09:04:27] You're hallucinating.

[09:04:28] I need to be jailed!

[09:04:30] Stay where lodo!

[09:04:32] All I'm gonna say bro, just go again!

[09:04:34] I want a slurpee and I want red and blue and that slurpee bro!

[09:04:38] Don't get me a free slurpee, it's free slurpee day!

[09:04:41] From me!

[09:04:42] You're actually a retard!

[09:04:43] Hurry to fuck up!

[09:04:45] Oh my gosh!

[09:04:47] Please just get like a chug jug and a cold scar.

[09:04:50] What can I do bro?

[09:04:51] There's just, Los is like a child bro, he just runs to me bro!

[09:04:56] With his fucking hands!

[09:04:58] Stay in the bus! Stay in the bus until the end and we're gonna wait people out, bro!

[09:05:03] Oh yeah, let's just not jump at all, this is actually brilliant!

[09:05:05] This is not jumping at all!

[09:05:07] Yo, bro, my abs are in brutal pain right now.

[09:05:11] I haven't laughed this hard in my entire life.

[09:05:13] Wait, so am I!

[09:05:14] Wait, so am I!

[09:05:15] Till the end? Till the end?

[09:05:17] I'm going over here.

[09:05:18] Oh, no!

[09:05:20] Go towards here, go towards here.

[09:05:22] There's 46 people below me.

[09:05:28] I'm not doing an ass hair reveal. You've been that guy for a while.

[09:05:35] Oh, what?

[09:05:41] Don't say that.

[09:05:48] This is just, this is the most crooked version of Fortnite anyone's ever played in their life.

[09:05:54] This is insane.

[09:05:55] Like, do you think about this?

[09:05:56] Nobody experiences this.

[09:05:57] You can't experience that.

[09:05:59] Yeah, this is like...

[09:05:59] What other time would you have a hundred people hunting you?

[09:06:03] This is psychotic, bro!

[09:06:05] When I play this all stream, it's fun!

[09:06:08] This is fucking AIDS!

[09:06:09] Ha ha ha ha!

[09:06:24] I hear some of the fucking sads, bro, like...

[09:06:27] Darth Maul! Again!

[09:06:30] Oh my god!

[09:06:31] Can this kid die?

[09:06:35] Another Darth Maul!

[09:06:42] Two Darth Mauls! Get me out of here!

[09:06:44] Yo, chat! Great stream, bro!

[09:06:47] I need to go hug my mom after this!

[09:06:50] Two Darth Mauls! Are you kidding me?

[09:06:54] 3 fucking dark mobs!

[09:06:58] Get me out of here! Run, help!

[09:07:01] 3 of those mobs!

[09:07:05] 4 darts! 4 darts mobs! 4!

[09:07:09] No, I'm out! Yo, I gotta go! I gotta go! I gotta leave!

[09:07:13] 4 dark mobs in a minute!

[09:07:17] I want to kill myself this is the worst idea yo Elden Ring fuck that

[09:07:28] Minecraft none of this shit compares to this bro I have a teammate who has a 78 IQ

[09:07:36] and I'm getting stream sniped by quadruple Darth Maul in a house give me

[09:07:41] the fuck outta here!

[09:07:44] Who the fuck do you think you are, man?

[09:07:46] 78 IQ?

[09:07:48] Are you a son of a bitch?

[09:07:50] What the fuck?

[09:07:52] You're a son of a bitch!

[09:08:02] I've never come to say like that.

[09:08:06] Oh my gosh!

[09:08:11] I hope you choke on a pop tart, you fucking bastard.

[09:08:26] Why didn't you call him a bastard?

[09:08:29] Los, you're the only motherfucker in here that eats pop tarts still, bro.

[09:08:33] Let's just be real.

[09:08:34] You're the only motherfucker in this call that still eats pop tarts.

[09:08:38] I thought I liked pop tarts.

[09:08:39] Pop darts in grade school, dude.

[09:08:43] Yo, uh, hey guys, let me yo, alright

[09:08:47] There's five Darth Mauls in one building. I'm not kidding roll the high-fives roll the clip

[09:08:53] Five Darth Mauls in a building yo chat. Are you guys like little satan's moms?

[09:08:59] Also, why did we do this challenge in the height of summer?

[09:09:03] We're gonna push this shit back like six months

[09:09:06] It's fucking summer break on a Monday. Why are we doing this?

[09:09:11] This is a joke five dark balls fucking TeeFoo's not winning this

[09:09:17] You literally wanted to do it

[09:09:24] I'm trying to not do it

[09:09:31] Why is Harry the Platypus over here?

[09:09:36] Why is your muscular fairy the platypus?

[09:09:42] Oh my god, I can't, we're never winning.

[09:09:45] Okay, I go job job!

[09:09:49] To where?

[09:09:50] To where?

[09:09:51] To where?

[09:09:52] To where?

[09:09:53] Okay, but to where when you go straight down.

[09:09:57] This thing over here, this town.

[09:09:59] Your town Apex legends can go fuck itself.

[09:10:02] Well, I'm not gonna play the Fortnite game.

[09:10:06] Run I'm staying right behind you

[09:10:08] Run I'm saying right about you. I'm getting grease. I'm getting grease. I'm getting brief. Okay. Don't bring them to me, brother

[09:10:14] Do this don't fuck yourself

[09:10:23] Have an a-hole getting chased you might be the biggest like murder ever like I told you don't lay around

[09:10:36] So many gliders, I can't even hear myself, thank you.

[09:10:40] Oh my god, I gotta go score!

[09:10:42] Tum tum tum!

[09:10:44] Tum tum tum soar!

[09:10:46] I'm done!

[09:10:48] Fucking triple T!

[09:10:49] What the fuck?!

[09:10:56] Get low so no.

[09:10:57] No, I'm gonna try.

[09:10:59] There's too many of them!

[09:11:02] Okay, I'm just getting out of here.

[09:11:06] I want to keep my story

[09:11:12] Taking me somewhere. I don't know what he's gonna do with my body. We lost up. What's it? I think it's Snoop Dogg took me

[09:11:20] Loose them watching you

[09:11:36] I

[09:11:45] Someone said he's taking me to a ditty party bro, it's a good

[09:12:06] the hell, man!

[09:12:17] Ron, loads of scab thrown in the ocean.

[09:12:19] Someone just threw loads in the ocean. I'm not kidding.

[09:12:30] I need to find this ASAP.

[09:12:33] oh like why is there nothing I don't want to go to the treasure map yet bro I

[09:12:38] need fucking shock on shells I'm nothing Ron just don't get our reboot

[09:12:43] cards we're both worthless like you have losses reboot or no no yeah let's go

[09:12:47] fuck himself wait did we not get losses reboot bro I died before Los his reboot

[09:12:53] is in the ocean they threw him in the ocean right i got i got all that

[09:13:00] wait you just killed my own friend i just got killed by a fucking Homer Simpson on a hoverboard

[09:13:09] bro like it's never ending. Loats got thrown in the ocean they ran with him for four minutes

[09:13:16] straight they ran to the edge of the map and flung him into the ocean i've never seen someone

[09:13:22] like that we actually might not ever get out of here

[09:13:33] those why do you have a hundred twenty thousand v bucks

[09:13:39] i have a hundred forty five thousand how do you have how do you even how do you

[09:13:43] have that this much skin how do you have this skin why do you keep

[09:13:47] Switching how? Oh

[09:13:50] No, bro, like trying to do something man

[09:13:54] But man, I'm about to get another beer. This is gonna turn into like a sub-a-thon, bro

[09:13:58] Can we just win please also?

[09:14:02] Just make it fortnight, please man, this is torture it is it's just for tonight. We agree. Okay. Thank God

[09:14:11] Just get a fortnight win and we're done. Oh, that might take fucking five hours

[09:14:17] I'm buying a pair of platypus in the shop, bro. I thought this was gonna be like a chill like I thought this was gonna be chill

[09:14:26] I thought we'd be done in six. I said six hours in the group chat. Holy shit, man

[09:14:32] Nine hours with no end in sight

[09:14:36] Somebody fucking stabbed me

[09:14:39] I'm getting a beer man. I'm getting another fucking beer. Yo, let's get another beer, bro

[09:14:43] Oh my god, nine hours, holy shit.

[09:15:13] Hello?

[09:15:32] Hello?

[09:15:42] Hello?

[09:15:48] Yo, hello?

[09:15:56] Yo, I'm not in the game, bro, hello?

[09:16:02] Yo, folks, I see you listening to me.

[09:16:05] Leave the game, you fat fuck.

[09:16:12] I gotta speak your language like your burrito boy like yo fucking pizza man yo

[09:16:27] are you here yo a salad's gonna spawn in your lap if you don't leave bro leave

[09:16:34] the game thank you bro

[09:16:42] Highbyes stop dancing on my account please.

[09:16:46] Highbyes stop dancing on my account, none of this shit's fun.

[09:16:52] Most of these, at least you're buried in Platypus now.

[09:16:54] Where did Loos get them buried in Platypus?

[09:16:59] How long would it take for Loos to win a solo squads game?

[09:17:05] That stream would never end.

[09:17:07] It would only end by like a mass lag out or a power outage in someone's name or a hole.

[09:17:14] Someone would need to get a fucking power outage.

[09:17:16] I don't think you could ever do it on a fucking lie.

[09:17:22] I actually don't think, I think you could give them $10 million dollars if you couldn't

[09:17:27] do it.

[09:17:28] I don't think it's possible.

[09:17:29] Did you go to the item store to buy the pot of the skin?

[09:17:33] Are you serious?

[09:17:34] Dude, I forgot to buy the freaking, I forgot to get the freaking beer.

[09:17:37] I forgot to grab it.

[09:17:40] Well, that's my skin.

[09:17:41] You know, that's like Fortnite code.

[09:17:43] You don't double scan.

[09:17:45] That's my skin.

[09:17:47] That's Fortnite code.

[09:17:48] Go to a.

[09:17:49] There you go.

[09:17:50] What?

[09:17:51] What?

[09:17:53] How is that a skin?

[09:17:58] Wait, so those, have you just been like randomly

[09:18:01] buying Fortnite skins for the last year?

[09:18:03] Why do you have so many skins?

[09:18:05] I haven't bought a skin on this game in like two years.

[09:18:10] Yeah, I mean, yeah, because you were playing dog shit fucking Castle Royale.

[09:18:15] Where the fuck that was a clash Royale.

[09:18:19] Also, yeah, I play other games around like most I'm a R6 player, man.

[09:18:25] Like I reached the highest rank in that game like 20 times.

[09:18:30] Yeah, but nobody cares.

[09:18:32] Who the fuck is just Kyler?

[09:18:34] Who the fuck is this thing?

[09:18:36] Castle Royale?

[09:18:40] Clash Royale?

[09:18:42] Yo, alright, alright, listen bro

[09:18:44] Here's a random auto team, bro

[09:18:46] Who the fuck is that?

[09:18:48] No, just play, play, play

[09:18:50] We have a teammate

[09:18:52] I'm going here bro

[09:18:54] Maybe we have to make it out

[09:18:56] Maybe we have to make it out

[09:18:58] We just won't resident

[09:19:00] he dies

[09:19:12] come on bro

[09:19:14] don't disrespect me

[09:19:16] don't disrespect me

[09:19:30] I'm getting jumped. Fucking dark maul again! Oh my god! This dark maul kid needs to get

[09:19:44] alive!

[09:19:45] I have four bullets. Ron need SMG, SMGMO. I'm rotting up over here. I need SMGMO. Ron please.

[09:19:56] SMGMO! Ron SMGMO! You have it! You have it! Ron, please SMGMO! Thank you!

[09:20:05] Hey, Lucy, get over there, Tubz, you're now!

[09:20:12] There Tubz, you good?

[09:20:15] Well, the SAC's you're up, that's gone yet.

[09:20:26] Oh my god, I forgot I'm on central servers and you got right now, PC, help me.

[09:20:34] Hey, it's nice guy, PC.

[09:20:37] Whoa, most is alive, most is still clutched, most is clutched.

[09:20:45] Most, you can clutch.

[09:20:46] Oh, hey guys, I forgot I'm on central servers, I can't edit shit, oh my god.

[09:20:53] What is that?

[09:20:53] What are your best server, bro?

[09:20:55] Cope, Cope, Cope, Sahore, bro?

[09:20:57] What are you blaming Ping right now?

[09:20:59] Yeah, I tried taking his role,

[09:21:00] and I couldn't take it, and he edited it.

[09:21:02] What do you mean, Cope, Cope, Cope, Cope, Sahore, bro?

[09:21:04] You are the worst gamer in here.

[09:21:06] Okay.

[09:21:07] Right below us.

[09:21:08] Yo, bro.

[09:21:09] Like what you just said is like a war crime.

[09:21:11] Good shit, bro.

[09:21:12] Good shit.

[09:21:13] Take off the ice by skin, Lose.

[09:21:15] Oh, look, give me host, that's why.

[09:21:19] You're fucking, it's on East Coast.

[09:21:21] That's why I couldn't take shit.

[09:21:23] I love it all the servers just randomly change and there's still a 75 stream snipers like it isn't even like how do you guys just

[09:21:30] Are you guys actually you guys should try this hard in school?

[09:21:33] No, can I let me actually talk to the directly to the probably two to three thousand stream sniping fucking delinquents

[09:21:41] Maybe if you put five percent of the effort you put into stream sniping into your school work

[09:21:46] You'd have a fucking academic scholarship to Syracuse or some shit. Yo, I didn't even know I was host

[09:21:53] How do you know I'm those like how are you this locked into sniping bro?

[09:21:58] Let us win so we can fucking go to bed

[09:22:01] Fuck I'm wearing the Marlin icon skin from long

[09:22:07] Fucking lock bro. What the hell did you just say dude?

[09:22:10] The Marlin icon skin bro. Are his nuts in your throat

[09:22:15] What the fuck loves take off ice spice, bro. Are you a cooner?

[09:22:23] Like, when did you buy CypherP?

[09:22:32] Like, what is it? Can we go through your inventory, bro?

[09:22:36] Like, what skins do you have, bro?

[09:22:40] Like, can we just win, bro? Like, what are you doing, guys?

[09:22:43] Like, dude, love, you haven't got a kill since nom, bro.

[09:22:46] You haven't even done it.

[09:22:47] I got a kill last game when you died.

[09:22:49] You didn't get a fucking kill.

[09:22:51] Yeah, I did!

[09:22:52] Bro, that's gonna add four kills, bro. I was with Ron. We were killing shit

[09:22:59] Jaxie you just seem like you smell like shit. I

[09:23:03] Mean that what like that might be the most offensive thing. I think anyone's ever bequeathed to me

[09:23:09] I

[09:23:09] Seem like I smell like shit. Okay. Thanks. Yo, Ron. How do I smell you met me? Oh?

[09:23:17] You smell horrendous your bad

[09:23:22] of course I get that vibe Ron I got that vibe like heavily you know I mean

[09:23:28] you just look like greasy I don't even know how to explain it like I just don't

[09:23:34] know you know I mean like you smell though and it shows like alright thank

[09:23:40] the bus driver um

[09:23:47] call it let's call it go on okay uh loot lake

[09:23:54] let's not actually like let's it let's it let's it let's i was watching your

[09:23:58] fornite montage on loot lake right earlier today

[09:24:01] um you weren't yeah it was the worst game

[09:24:04] plan i've ever seen

[09:24:08] We can giggle though.

[09:24:10] Go to the lake, go to the lake.

[09:24:12] What the fuck happened to the lake?

[09:24:14] Oh hell no.

[09:24:15] Go to the lake, go to the lake.

[09:24:16] It's like, this is an asshole.

[09:24:17] What the fuck is this?

[09:24:19] You know what's funny is we actually had one legitimate chance and we still had like 25 people killed.

[09:24:28] Don't worry about me anymore, let's see if we're not losing.

[09:24:36] Oh, there's nothing in here.

[09:24:38] There's a hamster dancing on me right now

[09:24:55] I feel like a chug chug or something like I'm getting danced on by a guinea pig

[09:25:08] There is a turbo dancing on me bruh

[09:25:16] Who's gonna make I am there is a chipmunk dancing on me

[09:25:26] Okay, please

[09:25:28] I

[09:25:34] Loads this is your icon skin

[09:25:44] Guys guys, I know you want me to carry but I can't carry this hard if y'all don't do fucking

[09:25:50] Run, I want you to be like it. Let me be clear when I say this. I'm not good at fortnight

[09:25:54] I've never claimed to be good at Fortnite and Los is a walking lobotomy

[09:25:59] There's nine people on top of me like I'm sorry, bro. I'm not you're not teaming up. I'm not a known army, bro

[09:26:06] All right, you're gonna have that

[09:26:08] I love how you like to frame this bro guys. I want you to notice that Jinx he frames this

[09:26:13] He says I'm a walking lobotomy low IQ. Oh shit

[09:26:16] Meanwhile, he is dying at the exact same actually worse rate than me and somehow

[09:26:21] He's just oh dude, I'm getting she's like, but me it's cuz I'm a low IQ

[09:26:27] Gisi you are us. You're a socio dude. I'm actually scared of you, bro

[09:26:32] Dennis you're freaking me out

[09:26:33] Los you have had maybe two to three kills in the last three hours of fortnight bro hang it the fuck up me

[09:26:40] Oh, so running at you with a pickaxe

[09:26:42] I lost all hope like at first I had hope no man you had one game you had like all gold

[09:26:54] blue that was our only chance this is a joke oh my god hi guys shut off my internet or

[09:27:00] something bro so I could have like a tweet and make an excuse hi guys shut off my fucking

[09:27:05] internet bro please most was getting danced on me and water playing Fortnite and jaycee's

[09:27:12] He's playing fucking spectator simulator over there.

[09:27:15] Like, sneak yourself into that.

[09:27:17] You sneak yourself in.

[09:27:19] What the fuck was that?

[09:27:21] You and Ron.

[09:27:22] Bro, you've died the most.

[09:27:24] Yeah.

[09:27:25] Yo, look, if somebody runs the stats,

[09:27:27] you've had the least kills by a mile.

[09:27:30] I swear to God, you have.

[09:27:32] No, hell no.

[09:27:33] I want not hell no.

[09:27:34] Hell no.

[09:27:35] You tried to farm a mow in.

[09:27:37] Like, no one's ever done that, ever, besides AI bot.

[09:27:42] Hey, Jinxie, please thank the driver so we can win don't get out of the bus. I'm leaving more location

[09:27:53] What are the kill oh Jinxie's I'm ahead of Jinxie by seven kills yeah

[09:27:59] No kills yo buddy. I know this is like some prank or whatever

[09:28:04] I'll get an ass tattoo on screen tomorrow if you have more kills than me most I'll get a fucking tattoo tomorrow

[09:28:13] You are ass man. You're more killed than shit

[09:28:17] It was coming out. Thank you. There's nobody here until you came here. I'm not even kidding

[09:28:24] This is bad, bro

[09:28:27] I'm not kidding. I got like a full place

[09:28:34] Getting chased down by a sex offender.

[09:28:36] Here we go again.

[09:28:37] Oh, wow!

[09:28:38] Wow, wow, wow, man.

[09:28:39] Look at this shit.

[09:28:42] Getting chased down by another sex offender.

[09:28:45] Yo, Fortnite, do you guys have, like, developers?

[09:28:49] What am I playing?

[09:28:51] Fortnite, do you guys have a ban system?

[09:28:54] I'm getting chased down by literal sex offenders.

[09:29:04] guys can we all just like, can we all just be pranked again bro?

[09:29:17] what?

[09:29:18] how did he die?

[09:29:19] what is this?

[09:29:20] wait you can't like, drink up.

[09:29:21] alright I'll go fuck myself then dude.

[09:29:22] nice!

[09:29:23] nice!

[09:29:24] well you can't like drink up all right I'll fuck myself nice nice nice

[09:29:35] Lose, you're a sack of shit, dude.

[09:29:38] Where are all the dead still on again?

[09:29:41] Oh my god!

[09:29:43] Epic games!

[09:29:44] You have a trillion dollars and not one person has been live banned!

[09:29:48] Lose, how are you gliding?

[09:29:51] We're just gonna stand!

[09:29:52] Man, how do you miss the gun?

[09:29:56] What is he doing?

[09:29:59] Oh my god.

[09:30:06] Oh my god.

[09:30:11] Was he on a dirt bike with a gerbil again?

[09:30:20] Yo, man!

[09:30:24] and then I have the fault, bro.

[09:30:27] We obviously got switched up.

[09:30:28] Yeah, Ron, could you just,

[09:30:30] maybe get us on a different server or something?

[09:30:32] No, no, no, this is how it's gonna work.

[09:30:33] Well, ready up, Los?

[09:30:34] No, they're obviously coming for you and Los.

[09:30:39] So I need to land somewhere, just get looted up

[09:30:42] and then come after you guys, bro.

[09:30:43] Ron, you do your own thing, get looted up.

[09:30:47] Don't try to protect us.

[09:30:48] We're gonna die, all right?

[09:30:50] You do your own thing, get looted up, whatever.

[09:30:53] maybe if you want reboot us later on man it doesn't fucking matter most is a like

[09:31:01] how do you have the skin most most is a legitimate like i'm not kidding when i say this a lobotomy on

[09:31:07] wheels bro he just jumped on a dirt bike with a gerbil in a 1v4 it's just not accurate man

[09:31:23] that baker may feel when he's on the grounds. I'm getting a beer, bro. I'm getting a beer.

[09:31:30] Most ready out, man. I'm getting a fucking beer, man. Fuck this.

[09:31:34] Most, bro. You're evil to the world. You shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

[09:31:45] I'm just looking at his face bro, like why aren't you running off, like do you have

[09:32:07] a fucking, do you have air in your head, like dude Dennis have air, just oil in your head,

[09:32:14] I'm serious.

[09:32:21] Yo, also, can I just say

[09:32:24] all these little like delinquents,

[09:32:26] you know, so you're still not ready to up.

[09:32:29] All these little delinquents in the chat that we're talking about,

[09:32:32] La Mickey, La Mickey, they're the same freak azoids

[09:32:36] who are stream sniping, guaranteed.

[09:32:38] Like, if you run the usernames, these are the exact same little fuck sticks

[09:32:42] I've seen 46 Darth Mauls in three games like this is a joke guys

[09:32:52] Minecraft hardcore was beatable right out in ring was beatable. This isn't fucking real. This is impossible man

[09:33:00] Out of a 99 person lobby with 98 or 97 enemies

[09:33:05] Maybe 73 of them are actively seem signing maybe 80 bro. You plug prime booga into this

[09:33:13] He's not winning dog. Let us go

[09:33:15] Most kid prime booga, so I wouldn't say that I don't care about some fluke bullshit snipe most ready

[09:33:23] Stop changing your jersey and ready

[09:33:26] This might go down as like one of the like most times I've laughed on a stream ever like

[09:33:36] Los you are genuinely like you you dead ass shouldn't be able to reproduce in this way

[09:33:42] like there can't be more of you like I'm not kidding.

[09:33:46] That can be the most hurtful thing I've ever heard.

[09:33:50] Are you right here in Hernandez?

[09:33:53] I

[09:33:59] Someone said this number on

[09:34:04] Is this actually what that is

[09:34:08] Guys you said it was okay, bro

[09:34:13] There's no way that's what that is

[09:34:15] You should be marked on like Google Earth as like a national treasure, bro

[09:34:19] Like when people come up to you, they should just be like allowed to take photos just with you like the like you're like the Mona Lisa

[09:34:27] You're dead

[09:34:45] I'm gonna try again, bro. I'm tired of being an it bro. I just want to be him

[09:35:01] I'm not kidding when I say this this is the most I've ever laughed in a single stream in my entire

[09:35:08] I've never cried about

[09:35:10] This is the most I've ever met.

[09:35:11] You'll find the clip, you'll see it, but I didn't have so many tears in my eyes.

[09:35:14] Like, I was crying.

[09:35:17] Guys, like...

[09:35:17] You're not paying our locations, man.

[09:35:19] Just switch it. Go somewhere else.

[09:35:21] There's like 60 fucking freaks hiding there as we speak.

[09:35:26] Wait, use these geysers to like evade. You can like evade.

[09:35:30] Use the geysers to evade.

[09:35:31] and

[09:35:39] and

[09:35:41] calm

[09:35:42] we got this

[09:35:45] not when you get some macro but

[09:35:47] yes you are

[09:35:48] like completely fucking that just fact that i just can't even jump over the

[09:35:52] shit

[09:35:52] but i thought you were good bro but what is how long

[09:35:55] eighty five paying

[09:35:58] what is this

[09:36:00] Hey, getting chased down by another...

[09:36:02] You know what man, let me chill, cause I'm serving on Twitch.

[09:36:06] What is the worst dude...

[09:36:08] No, I'm not...

[09:36:10] Like, are you robling as a special meat skin going into a skydiving indoors?

[09:36:16] Bro, like what are you doing, bro?

[09:36:18] Oh, you're a worst horse!

[09:36:21] What are you doing?

[09:36:23] You're dead ass useless!

[09:36:55] Teeming!

[09:36:56] Now look what I'm doing to you!

[09:36:58] Last two minutes!

[09:37:10] What are you doing, Loose?

[09:37:13] Loose!

[09:37:15] Loose!

[09:37:16] Do something!

[09:37:17] Loose, why are you playing an Aaron and Hernandez jersey?

[09:37:20] Are you a fucking psychopath?

[09:37:22] That's like so disrespectful.

[09:37:25] Where is he going somebody somebody said to put

[09:37:29] Victims that guy claims bro. Why are you wearing that? What the fuck? What I don't even know what this is, bro

[09:37:36] You don't know Aaron Hernandez. He's like a mass murderer

[09:37:40] psycho

[09:37:42] Wait a mess murderer

[09:37:44] Aaron has killed like three humans, bro. Why are you with yo and you can't be in this jersey?

[09:37:50] Who told me to put this on yo find the guys in 81 in the chat, bro

[09:37:55] Yeah, find the guy who told him to put 81 on the chat, and put on the Patriots, well, yeah, find him.

[09:38:03] You're gonna get picked up, oh my god.

[09:38:05] Oh my god, you're gonna get picked up.

[09:38:17] It's like, this is like, you know, bro, like, I get it, like, after a while, though, like, man...

[09:38:23] You fucking disrespectful piece of shit.

[09:38:30] Yo bro, bro, bro, bro, do me a favor, bro, do me a favor, bro, listen to the stream

[09:38:38] Stopping out there. Can you go get some?

[09:38:56] Please bro

[09:39:08] Oh guys, it's midnight man. I don't there's no end in sight chat like what do you want us to you guys are ruining the own challenge

[09:39:19] Yo, I said can you guys please stop and this guy literally verbally demoted saying no that's like bugs bunny or something

[09:39:27] When did this game get like demonic? I don't remember Darth Maul running around with fucking

[09:39:33] Nikes, bro. When did this game get fucking demonic?

[09:39:38] Los is getting danced on by a gerbil. There's 17 fucking Darth Mauls

[09:39:43] Someone in Los's chat told him to wear Aaron Hernandez number

[09:39:48] Let us go to bad guys, please. This is literally just yeah, it's demonic

[09:40:03] It's like, what?

[09:40:06] It's funny, bro.

[09:40:11] Oh, my God.

[09:40:14] There's a Loose You Matter spam in my chat and I just want to say I appreciate every

[09:40:20] single one of you, bro.

[09:40:21] I appreciate the Loose You Matters because I'm just getting verbally assaulted by my

[09:40:26] teammates.

[09:40:27] I appreciate it.

[09:40:28] uh...

[09:40:30] lune uh... loony lodge

[09:40:32] what would you like to be a lot of you're not a real person

[09:40:36] why don't you have no game sound what type of fucking demonic shit is this

[09:40:39] i don't know game sound

[09:40:47] where we go and only larger what

[09:40:54] We did give him into the bottom of that house. Let's go there

[09:40:57] Where's most of us? Please just cover the team for the love of God

[09:41:02] Just let him pay let him Paris

[09:41:04] Let him why I'm next to you

[09:41:07] You're next to me most I see you you're in fucking South Sudan

[09:41:11] You're not even close to me run bluebump run bluebump run bluebump. Oh my god. Oh

[09:41:17] my god

[09:41:19] Rock on rock on rock on

[09:41:21] Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[09:41:23] How are you dead, Los?

[09:41:24] How is that possible?

[09:41:26] OK, Ron.

[09:41:27] Hey, hey, Ron, fuck this.

[09:41:28] Lock it.

[09:41:29] All right?

[09:41:29] I know you're a little drunk, Ron.

[09:41:31] I need you to like carry, man.

[09:41:32] Come on, come on.

[09:41:33] Come on, at least.

[09:41:34] Fuck this.

[09:41:34] This is a good spot.

[09:41:36] Oh my god, how many, how many, how many?

[09:41:39] Here.

[09:41:40] There, man.

[09:41:45] Oh, no.

[09:41:46] No, help me, Dixie.

[09:41:49] This is a traitor, guys.

[09:41:51] This is a fucking joke, bro.

[09:41:53] I can't, brother.

[09:41:55] Why is the light years in this game?

[09:41:59] Why is the light years in this game?

[09:42:01] This is a sick fucking...

[09:42:03] I'm not proud for this, Alan!

[09:42:05] Get me out of here! No, no, no. I gotta go, yeah.

[09:42:07] I will.

[09:42:08] This shit looks dope, bro, but I'm not, like,

[09:42:11] 40th place again.

[09:42:13] Like...

[09:42:14] This is fucking pointless!

[09:42:17] This is fucking pointless!

[09:42:19] This is fucking stupid

[09:42:21] for real

[09:42:23] What the actual fuck? I mean, bro, we can play apex legends. Yeah

[09:42:33] Most maybe change the skin roll like

[09:42:38] Yeah, let's maybe don't write on your forehead and Sharpie marker that I'm a bot only a bot would wear that skin those

[09:42:49] Los, wear something that's like, remotely competitive.

[09:42:53] Also Los, you're definitely a gooner, bro.

[09:42:56] You have an ice-bice skin and a miss-incredible skin, bro.

[09:43:00] Bro, do you cheer- are you like a serial masturbator?

[09:43:06] Who buys the skin other than literal fucking freaks?

[09:43:11] Are you a serial fucking masturbator, bro?

[09:43:14] Come on, Los, show em, bro.

[09:43:17] a new skid up. Can you imagine a world where we restarted every time we get a win or die

[09:43:26] in that? This would have actually taken a year.

[09:43:31] Yeah. This would have been the, yeah, this would have been the longest stream that's

[09:43:36] ever happened in history ever. I don't think it would have been possible.

[09:43:42] Just remove whatever I need to go.

[09:43:51] I feel bad for Loos.

[09:43:57] Oh man.

[09:44:00] Loos, can you spawn with us, bro, please?

[09:44:07] You know, let's be nice to it.

[09:44:09] Loos, where do you want to go?

[09:44:12] Um

[09:44:17] Bro, I sort of just wanted to get yo, can I be honest guys?

[09:44:23] Hi guys has powers where you could shut off like internet should we do that? Let's wear so where we going?

[09:44:31] Yeah, look, you didn't pick a spot most you want to go to a mountain in the middle of the map

[09:44:35] most why are you floating um um let's go dude should we just end this yes yes

[09:44:52] bro yo this is not pop your chat minecraft was possible out of doing

[09:44:58] this but this is not possible because of you fuckers so if you complain when

[09:45:03] this shit gets ended tonight? Halfway through? Understand? You have only yourselves to blame.

[09:45:10] All of you should be ashamed of yourself. You're stream sniping it?

[09:45:15] Like, it's not cool. Like, dude, listen, I'm all for like, I actually think it's funny

[09:45:20] to see like a whole lobby attack, but if you just do it for hours straight, it like loses

[09:45:25] the like, like, genuinely, what are we supposed to do? Like, even if we hire or show later,

[09:45:30] Like, it doesn't matter.

[09:45:37] Yeah, it's not even like, it's not even like funny, like.

[09:45:45] I'm getting picked up by Dark Wall.

[09:45:48] I'm getting picked up by Dark Wall.

[09:45:51] Yeah, hey, I got it. Dude, I got it.

[09:45:54] I hear a kid with a spasm, bro, like...

[09:45:56] You know what the hell...

[09:45:57] It's just impossible.

[09:45:58] Possible the guy hold up get a 360 and just drop it

[09:46:05] Okay, just give me guns like that ass. Can you just not kill me? Can you just give me guns?

[09:46:13] Okay

[09:46:15] Guys like I can't I don't know much longer. I can do this

[09:46:20] I mean evil fortnight just landed on me

[09:46:28] I'm playing Evil Fortnite.

[09:46:30] Where did it come from?

[09:46:34] What the heck?

[09:46:44] You know, like, you know when you sort of just feel like you're kind of working into a cement wall, this is exact, bro.

[09:46:51] We've gotten dead last every game we've played for an hour.

[09:46:54] This is absolutely pointless.

[09:46:57] Can we add screen?

[09:46:59] Yeah, let's try it, bro.

[09:47:00] Let's try one.

[09:47:00] Yeah, let's try one hiding.

[09:47:03] I think all that's going to happen, though,

[09:47:04] is the stream stack is just going to be delayed.

[09:47:07] All right, my screen's hidden, man.

[09:47:09] My screen is still green.

[09:47:09] Yeah, don't start yet.

[09:47:10] Don't start yet.

[09:47:11] Just text me when it starts.

[09:47:12] Can we all mute our desktop audio?

[09:47:14] And then they won't know when we cue?

[09:47:19] Do it.

[09:47:19] Everyone mute your desktop audio.

[09:47:21] All right, please.

[09:47:21] Seriously.

[09:47:23] Ron, did you mute it?

[09:47:24] Did you mute it, Ron?

[09:47:27] Most did you mute it?

[09:47:28] Ron, did you mute it?

[09:47:31] All right, I'm going to randomly ready up,

[09:47:34] and then we're just going to go into a game,

[09:47:36] and we're just going to see what happens.

[09:47:37] And we're not going to show our screens

[09:47:38] until we get to our landing spawn.

[09:47:40] We're all going to land together.

[09:47:41] I swear to God, if there's still 40 sex offenders on top of me,

[09:47:45] I got to go.

[09:47:46] Like.

[09:47:55] Thank you, bro.

[09:47:57] beautiful message. Wait, what? Yo, most, do you hear the plan? Most. Most. Yo, did you

[09:48:09] hide screen and mute your desktop audio? I don't have desktop audio. So how does your

[09:48:18] chat hear the game? I'm glad I'm glad my chat can even hear you right now, bro. Just can

[09:48:21] You ready up?

[09:48:22] Los, how do you hear the game?

[09:48:25] Geek, game five.

[09:48:26] No, I want to unmute my desktop, bro.

[09:48:27] Come on, bro.

[09:48:29] Los, but how do you, like, Los, how do you hear the game?

[09:48:33] I don't hear it.

[09:48:35] Wait, no, hold on.

[09:48:38] Los.

[09:48:38] The game, I'm ready to.

[09:48:41] Los, you play, Los, Los.

[09:48:46] You play Fortnite with no game sound?

[09:48:50] Yeah.

[09:48:51] So, why do you play Fortnite with no game sound?

[09:49:00] I think it just comes out of preference.

[09:49:11] So Los, what would be the preference of playing Fortnite without being able to hear anything?

[09:49:17] What's the point of that?

[09:49:20] Like, all right, for instance, like, you know, I like some people, you can't even think

[09:49:28] of a reason you fat idiot, bro.

[09:49:30] Like your dead ass just a fucking moron.

[09:49:33] Like there is no preference.

[09:49:34] Why would you ever play Fortnite without GameSat?

[09:49:38] Like, bro, do you fucking hear yourself?

[09:49:42] No one's ever did that, man, intentionally, unless they're actually deaf.

[09:49:48] You're the old.

[09:49:49] You're like a multi fucking millionaire and you play every video game without game sound. What's wrong with you?

[09:49:56] I know hold on great. That's not true. I have some sound, but it's on like 2%

[09:50:03] Oh 2% volume so what if somebody lands on your house are you gonna hear it informant?

[09:50:11] Yo Ron do like no one show until we're at the POI like please fucking I can't I guys I can't I can't do this anymore

[09:50:19] I'm getting changed. I'm getting grabbed by Darth Maul, like, this shit's stupid. I'm done.

[09:50:24] I'm not showing.

[09:50:25] All right, listen, let's go, right?

[09:50:27] No one fucking show, please.

[09:50:30] Let's go here. Let's go here.

[09:50:32] All right, we're gonna go there.

[09:50:34] Are we, are you sure?

[09:50:36] Look where that is.

[09:50:38] Yeah, like somewhere, yeah, yeah, like where they wouldn't think.

[09:50:40] Yep, easy.

[09:50:42] What about, what about even saying, what about even like one of these?

[09:50:45] That, no, do the one that loads just there.

[09:50:48] Bro don't get like don't give away where we're at just wait until we land and then show

[09:50:54] They're saying low showed saying I didn't show I'm on full screen

[09:50:58] I'm not show burger get the fuck away from me when I'm playing for tonight

[09:51:02] This is why I become a demon back up run. Why do you verbally harass your cat bro?

[09:51:07] Why like why do you verbally assault burger man?

[09:51:11] You know, I'm gonna why do you verbally assault Loves bro, and he's like an animal too like you're a weirdo

[09:51:16] like what the fuck no she just called you an animal what do you want me to say

[09:51:21] are you fucking crazy bro

[09:51:25] so when shall I show my screen when we land those people here those people here

[09:51:30] show the screen when we like barely people though yeah I saw my screen got

[09:51:35] my screen yes no no no no no no no wait so we're situated because they're gonna

[09:51:40] come and like he's like the streams and they're not gone they're just waiting like

[09:51:45] They're in the air right now waiting. Yes, the stream that was on the air waiting. So you're gonna have to give it a minute

[09:51:50] Get guns. Get guns. I got bad news now

[09:51:53] I cannot press escape for some reason to put my audio back. So I'm playing this whole game now that audio

[09:51:58] Great man. That's fine. You don't need it

[09:52:05] Hi guys randomly show screen in like one or two minutes man, please ask why I can't

[09:52:15] How do I fix that? Like, I can't open up my settings.

[09:52:17] Ron, try to ult that.

[09:52:20] No, I just can't open up my settings anymore.

[09:52:22] Yeah, we have no other option I can build this.

[09:52:24] This is actually peaceful. There's not, like, 20 freaks on me.

[09:52:28] Thank God.

[09:52:29] You let me know what to show, bro. You let me know what to show.

[09:52:31] Yeah, I think we just let them, like, have their little gliders fall,

[09:52:35] and then they're all just gonna be link-ticking with pickaxes like idiots.

[09:52:38] And then they're all gonna kill each other.

[09:52:40] Just let the fucking piranhas bite each other. Please.

[09:52:43] I don't have no idea where we are I'm down to not show for like two

[09:52:49] minute I'm not even looking at the difference in game right now bro I'm

[09:52:56] like walking around looting yeah it feels like I don't know it feels like I'm

[09:53:01] playing a video game and not watching a horror movie that's what it feels like

[09:53:06] What the fuck were we doing for the last four hours holy shit

[09:53:15] Yo, Ron, I have a golden sniper

[09:53:19] Yo, let me get that

[09:53:21] I think that's a yo, keep your paws off. I'm not giving you my fucking golden

[09:53:26] Man keep those meaty fucking claws away

[09:53:29] Yo, you're not gonna land a snipe. I could actually

[09:53:52] Yo, can we just like run are you ready to show yeah, I'm right. I'm showing

[09:53:56] I got no audio this game. I repeat no audio. Are you like no?

[09:54:15] Just give us a break Satan like what am I playing?

[09:54:20] The one good landing we had of my only player has no audio

[09:54:28] My only plan you're on dick

[09:54:32] Those people here already

[09:54:36] Literally like eat like instantly got stream time, holy shit

[09:54:43] This guy's balding into me

[09:54:49] I

[09:54:58] Were actually good though. Here's a minute here anybody want a mini? Oh my god. I'm coated with this gun

[09:55:02] Well, I am coated with this guy this guy's throwing my glasses to our right

[09:55:07] No, no getting dropped on let's just stay alive. Yep. Here comes the demo Gorgons

[09:55:13] just endless gliding sit down Darth Maul you fucking pussy sit the fuck down

[09:55:29] Why am I looting 8?

[09:55:31] I just got a clean snipe, man.

[09:55:45] Alright bro, they're like zombies.

[09:55:48] They're not gonna stop.

[09:55:52] Shilling boss, I have no heals.

[09:55:59] I'm actually locked. Holy shit. I'm locked

[09:56:17] Thank you

[09:56:29] shit over man they all just come in streams that like so obviously you bring

[09:56:41] shame to jiu-jitsu fights him gojo would never do that you piece of dog

[09:56:46] How dare you wear that skin and do that?

[09:56:52] You're not fucking ashamed that you get to do that.

[09:56:58] Lois, I need help.

[09:57:00] You need help.

[09:57:01] Lois, are you alive or no?

[09:57:03] We found the one challenge that is impossible.

[09:57:06] We found it.

[09:57:08] Someone's got to bring me loot.

[09:57:10] Like is there any friendly people up there or not?

[09:57:17] Yo, it's on!

[09:57:22] It goes on here, I see it now.

[09:57:26] This is the chug.

[09:57:28] No way it didn't do it!

[09:57:29] Oh my god, that's not...

[09:57:30] That's the guy who killed me!

[09:57:32] Yo, bro, I'm scared, bro.

[09:57:33] I don't understand why Fortnite is the most dumb, dead fucking game ever.

[09:57:38] Like oh my god, how is this company not seeing that there's over like a hundred thousand people watching this fucking shit

[09:57:44] I haven't they still they still can't have one person just one person watch our stream to just start live banning people

[09:57:52] Like why why can I not press escape to put my audio back on bro?

[09:57:58] You know I have a theory man, and this dates all the way back to xqc and tilt the towers

[09:58:03] bro this game was fucking designed to be stream sniped there are games where

[09:58:10] you run into a stream sniper this fucking dog shit fucking game was literally

[09:58:17] designed for stream snipers it's the whole point of all of this shit

[09:58:23] well stop changing your skin and ready out please die I'm hiding my screen again

[09:58:28] yeah yeah hide your screen bro should I cancel the queue yeah they see they asked

[09:58:34] for my epic ID also they also asked for my epic ID when Donald Musser was in the

[09:58:38] fucking development team they don't do shit bro they don't fucking care they're

[09:58:43] just stupid bro like I'm gonna be honest bro I can't lie anymore like I they've

[09:58:47] been saying that they're gonna ban stream snipers since I'm minor bro like this

[09:58:54] is like so dumb bro it's not even about ban I just understand there's a lot of

[09:59:00] little shit heads in here that I probably spent two three hundred bucks on

[09:59:04] their cow and I don't think they should get back yo just fucking show it they

[09:59:08] should die really should die since this doesn't make any sense hour

[09:59:13] for me get their IP just find out where they live and kill them like I'm dead

[09:59:20] It's serious, bro.

[09:59:21] All right, they're not going to kill them.

[09:59:23] But the point that I'm trying to sort of drive home here

[09:59:27] is yo, guys, Ron is going to get down.

[09:59:29] Yo, Burger, get, yo, Burger, get down off the bed.

[09:59:32] Yo, Burger, get off my,

[09:59:34] Burger, get down from the bed, Burger.

[09:59:37] Yo, Burger, yo, Burger.

[09:59:39] Are you fucking serious?

[09:59:40] Get off the bed.

[09:59:42] Why are you just staring at me, Burger?

[09:59:45] Yo, do I look like a fucking joke?

[09:59:47] Yo man, Ron is a FNCS former champion and we can't even get out of dead last.

[09:59:55] Do you realize how fucking unplayable this shit is?

[10:00:00] Like man, it doesn't matter if we get fucking Tifu in here.

[10:00:04] Brother, there's 75 people on us.

[10:00:07] There's nothing we can do.

[10:00:08] Are you guys on a hiding screen on my soul?

[10:00:10] I'm hiding.

[10:00:11] Just listen to me.

[10:00:12] This will be, I'm not kidding, I'm gonna have audio this game until I figure it out.

[10:00:16] Are you sure bro?

[10:00:18] Yes, yes, yes.

[10:00:19] Filthy bro?

[10:00:20] I think you're just an idiot.

[10:00:22] Don't say it.

[10:00:26] Listen, nobody's gonna go here.

[10:00:27] This is the most hidden part of the map.

[10:00:29] I'm not kidding.

[10:00:30] There's actually good loot here.

[10:00:31] I'm not kidding.

[10:00:34] Bro, I just want like, it's not even about a win.

[10:00:37] I just want to get out of spawn.

[10:00:39] I don't like, bro, I've been playing respawn simulator for five hours.

[10:00:43] You guys get to play fortnight and like loot a chest in peace

[10:00:48] I'm getting literally ganked like like I'm getting fucking ganked in every hole as soon as I show my screen

[10:00:56] This isn't even a game, bro. This is a horror movie. This isn't fun. I'm not even drunk anymore

[10:01:01] My buzz is completely wore off. I'm just sober and sad

[10:01:06] This is fucking dog shit. I don't want to play this

[10:01:09] No brothers licking his own penis, bro, you know I could do this shit, bro like a lucky dude, bro

[10:01:16] Jaycee, what if you drank more most what if yo, bro most what if you?

[10:01:24] Yeah, let me let me

[10:01:31] Nobody's here. There's one person here. I told you do now

[10:01:36] What do you screen do not scream I put my audio on all right, let's find those show screen

[10:01:42] So I got a purple shotgun

[10:01:45] Give me a loose

[10:01:47] One guy we win, but I'm fucking dead man. Oh my god

[10:01:59] You haven't done shit for hours slows, please

[10:02:02] Just ask a simple question, but I'll go fuck

[10:02:06] literally just like trying to get some cons you know I mean look yo Ron you

[10:02:20] want to a run lock into what I'm about to say hiding screen doesn't work because

[10:02:25] listen listen listen they follow our skins out of the bus you think I'm

[10:02:29] I'm getting they why did they have to change these skis?

[10:02:34] Most res me.

[10:02:35] Nobody even knows what's going on.

[10:02:36] Most come here.

[10:02:37] Most come here.

[10:02:37] Res me.

[10:02:38] They're letting you res me.

[10:02:40] Just kill the wonder right here quickly.

[10:02:42] This is what it's a 1v1.

[10:02:44] It's a Darth Maul.

[10:02:48] What are you doing?

[10:02:48] Let's kill them.

[10:02:49] Why are you building up?

[10:02:49] Loose, why are you building up?

[10:02:52] Loose, kill him.

[10:02:55] Loose, kill him.

[10:02:57] Loose, they're giving you every chance in the world.

[10:02:59] why are you scared of them?

[10:03:10] you're just a fucking idiot man

[10:03:13] like

[10:03:15] bro, shoot is a

[10:03:17] like, you deserve just like

[10:03:18] I don't even know, bro

[10:03:21] yo guys

[10:03:21] hide your screen, mute, audio

[10:03:23] no, this is what we're doing

[10:03:23] hide your screen, mute, audio

[10:03:25] and change skins

[10:03:27] do not show the skin you want

[10:03:28] change the goddamn cock-sucking server before I slice my neck open on stream.

[10:03:34] I don't care about your little central ping, your walls don't matter when there's 77 sex offenders

[10:03:40] on top of us. It doesn't matter. Change your fucking server or I'm hitting the hay, bro.

[10:03:46] Please, god, fuck your ping. Fuck! Yeah, I got like maybe two more in me.

[10:03:53] I'm not allowed to leave. Nobody's allowed to leave her.

[10:04:02] Yo, what is this? Torture? Yo, hey, hey, hey, sicko. I'm going to leave pretty goddamn

[10:04:08] soon. We've gotten dead glass for five hours. Fuck this.

[10:04:16] I'm right there with you, man. Also, with all due respect, man.

[10:04:22] Have you ever played a video game at even a remotely high level in your fucking life ever?

[10:04:30] Any video game?

[10:04:31] Have you ever been even sentient in a video game, bro?

[10:04:35] I'm being dead ass.

[10:04:36] What are you good at, Los?

[10:04:39] Aside from fucking Plinko balls and cheeseburgers, what the fuck do you do?

[10:04:46] That's not cool, bro.

[10:04:48] He's not that bad at Plinko, man.

[10:04:58] L. Jinxie, man.

[10:04:59] Los, how many chicken, how many chicken McNuggets

[10:05:02] do you think you could eat in under an hour?

[10:05:04] No, I don't care.

[10:05:06] L. Jinxie, L. Ron.

[10:05:09] Bro, I just want to win, like, like,

[10:05:10] Los, how many chicken nuggets do you think you could eat?

[10:05:13] Bro, I just want to win.

[10:05:18] You know, what if we all just I don't know light ourselves on fire so we don't have to play this shit

[10:05:26] What if we all take a match and burn our legs off so we don't have to play for that anymore?

[10:05:32] What if we crash a car into a cement fucking wall bro instead of playing this?

[10:05:37] Don't show screen. Don't show landing spot if there's 30 kids here again a

[10:05:42] Hey, he changed our skins. Nobody knows what's going on. If I'm on central again, I'm out. I'm not doing the central bullshit

[10:05:50] Europe doesn't it matter fucking matters

[10:05:54] They can only come out of time the daddy

[10:05:57] No, fuck your pain, bro. It isn't your pain doesn't matter for 70 people on holy shit

[10:06:03] What is it with four players in their pain?

[10:06:07] Can you lower your cortisol like that s you're actually stress no man

[10:06:10] I've been on my hands and knees praying for a server swap for five hours

[10:06:15] Are you gonna make loose? You're gonna make low stress eat, bro. Chill

[10:06:20] I think I actually should

[10:06:25] Am I wrong? I'm not an angry drunk

[10:06:28] The same kids that are typing angry drunk are the same delinquent

[10:06:33] Sociopaths that have been running me up and down the map in Darth Maul skins. Don't fuck yourself

[10:06:40] I'm not an angry duck. You made me this way

[10:06:45] Meet the audio don't show up please until the end

[10:06:51] Meet the audio man

[10:06:53] Most don't thank the bus driver because you always do it before you drop don't do it

[10:06:57] If you think the bus driver they're gonna know and then they're gonna know the drop

[10:07:00] Also, they're following our skins out of the bus. So I don't know what to do about that

[10:07:04] We change our skins, bro. Like yet again if you put I change

[10:07:09] I changed my shit. Yeah, me too, bro. Like you're the only one complaining jinx and you haven't changed anything

[10:07:17] Yo, I've been

[10:07:19] Why have you not changed, bro?

[10:07:32] My god

[10:07:34] Oh my god, bro, just fucking lock in

[10:07:42] You had like bro you had to throw in we're gonna be here until fucking New Year's if you keep doing this

[10:07:48] New Year's buddy. I got two games

[10:07:51] Yeah, let's do it. I have another three days in you, bro

[10:07:55] Fuck you like I'm not gonna go on Tino's life or winning this game. No, okay burgers life

[10:08:01] I'm getting a kill right now

[10:08:03] How dare you, how dare you?

[10:08:06] You see how nobody's here?

[10:08:08] You see how nobody's here, but Los is flying across the map for some reason.

[10:08:12] What?

[10:08:13] Nobody's here.

[10:08:15] I've got a single soul here.

[10:08:17] Buddy, I'm literally next to you and there's a team right here.

[10:08:20] There's nobody here.

[10:08:21] I'm literally looking for nobody here.

[10:08:23] There's a team, I just saw them.

[10:08:25] I'm going to loot this entire spot.

[10:08:28] Oh, literally there's, we actually win this game.

[10:08:31] I'm not gonna see where I am come to me. Yo guys. No, you know what you need to do

[10:08:35] Please form your max. Yeah, guys, please God come to me

[10:08:41] How are you telling me that I'm in the place there's nobody here

[10:08:48] All right, there's a good yo, can we just like maybe I don't know not show our screens for the entire game

[10:08:54] This isn't a mental house

[10:08:56] There's probably like 37 freaks in the air right now waiting.

[10:09:03] I'm getting, this is a win.

[10:09:05] I don't care right now because I'm putting in the air.

[10:09:08] There I say, on Tino's life we're ready to go.

[10:09:12] Yo!

[10:09:17] There I say this is the one.

[10:09:19] Alright bro, I'm like full shield, I'm getting my maths, no one's on me.

[10:09:24] Run I want to say this again this is fun, but I'm uncons. I'm

[10:09:34] Spam like you

[10:09:38] There's no way it's La Mickey to not have 85 stream plebbers

[10:09:43] Wait, look you gotta kill good job, though. Nice job. No, you can't fucking

[10:09:49] Don't show green yet

[10:09:51] Most of us gotta die to a bot, bro.

[10:09:53] When are we gonna show screen, man?

[10:09:55] Whenever you're ready.

[10:09:57] Most, are you ready to show screen, or do you need more time?

[10:10:03] Well, but, Ron, my thinking is I'm kind of separated from y'all.

[10:10:07] I have a Rift to go. It's impossible to lose to someone.

[10:10:10] Lord, could you Rift to me maybe after you guys lose me?

[10:10:13] I'm using it as an emergency truck.

[10:10:15] I'm showing my screen, yeah? I'm about to show it.

[10:10:17] Yeah, let's share, let's share.

[10:10:19] Yeah, all right, we're good

[10:10:22] There's no there's no chance. We got it. I need you to like get to me though. Oh my god. I got a cool

[10:10:28] Good screen is shown here. They come

[10:10:33] Yeah, I'm alone man. I need to get to you guys just just get toss but there's actually no way we lose

[10:10:38] I have I have everything bro

[10:10:40] Do you any help?

[10:10:42] Yeah, I got you. I got you

[10:10:45] I'm getting to you. I'm running yo. Hello

[10:10:48] why is this motherfucking ramp not doing this holy shit let me up gotta hate this games mechanics

[10:10:57] do I take this or do I just run with the minigun I'm running with the minigun bro fuck this shit

[10:11:04] right you know let's take this big one my chest doesn't matter should I just get to wrong my

[10:11:09] chest doesn't matter I should just get to wrong I have three impulses as an escape the thing is

[10:11:16] Bro these kids that's sad in the sky. We're gonna have pickaxe for a little bit. They're gonna start balding

[10:11:20] Yeah, I know what I'm saying

[10:11:23] This is another big problem right here for you to care. Okay

[10:11:26] Listen we just stack up. I'm here man Kanye West is in our lobby. So you swear to God that's him. It's the actual name

[10:11:35] Fuck

[10:11:38] All right, this is literally I'm not getting this might be

[10:11:41] This is the game.

[10:11:43] This is our best fucking chance.

[10:11:45] Please, please, we can't lose again.

[10:11:47] I can't do this anymore.

[10:11:49] We have one chance, it's right now.

[10:11:51] I'm not even kidding.

[10:11:53] I want to be like literally on the fucking top of you guys.

[10:11:57] Bro, we waited a while to queue, so maybe there's only like 20 snipers in here.

[10:12:01] Might not be any.

[10:12:03] Dead ass, bro.

[10:12:05] Dead ass.

[10:12:07] There might literally not be any stream snipers in here.

[10:12:09] an actual real game of Fortnite. Jeff, by the way, if you're typing lamik into this,

[10:12:13] you should actually play. I can't even say that on Twitch.

[10:12:16] Okay, I got someone coming in. Two people.

[10:12:23] Here comes the delinquents. Here they come.

[10:12:25] Oh my god.

[10:12:32] Oh my god.

[10:12:35] Oh my god.

[10:12:40] Oh my god.

[10:12:42] Wait, what the fuck is happening?

[10:12:46] Ice got sniped.

[10:12:48] I knocked somebody.

[10:12:51] Not one Rob said I I'm not going to snipers. How does that show me that?

[10:12:58] Good good good good bro this fucking tree oh

[10:13:04] From help me now others guys in front of me. I'm a man. I'm in this dark mall kid is such a fucking loser

[10:13:14] Well, they're balls. They're balls. Yeah, they're gonna come they're gonna come

[10:13:18] most kind of high up most can you see dark molly down here where is he

[10:13:25] stop there I can't see him wait you wipe most you got to shoot him most you

[10:13:36] gotta shoot him jigsie behind you jigsie behind you jigsie behind you

[10:13:41] You should be ashamed of yourself, kid.

[10:13:45] You should be fucking ashamed of yourself, kid.

[10:13:49] Pathetic fucking loser. I don't play this game.

[10:13:52] Play me and see you and you'll never beat me, ever.

[10:13:55] I'm actually good at the games I play.

[10:13:58] Wait, you're not a sick joke, isn't it?

[10:14:00] You'll never beat me in our second one.

[10:14:06] We won't win a hundred times.

[10:14:08] never be made

[10:14:15] nope chicken jockey just killed me bro

[10:14:18] chicken jockey 6-7 and a quick skin just killed me bro

[10:14:27] nice bro the guy was in the store the guy was in the store bro

[10:14:32] I'm done I'm done I'm done

[10:14:34] guys what if we just go to sleep and continue this tomorrow please like yeah

[10:14:40] I can't do it I don't I don't I don't want to play

[10:14:48] I mean bros over I'm dead can we just go to bad and continue this tomorrow yeah

[10:14:52] there's actually so many snipers it's insane actually don't know what to do

[10:14:55] check it out there he is there he is just sitting in the store actually so many

[10:15:00] I think we go to bed and continue the marathon tomorrow. We're not quitting. We're just postponing it one day. What are y'all doing tomorrow?

[10:15:08] I'm not like it's one in the morning. I'm not doing this shit. This is actually nuts though. Like what can we do?

[10:15:14] Well, I do even if we did it tomorrow, it's gonna be worse.

[10:15:19] Well, this is like nuts though. We just hit our screen for five minutes, changed skins and still couldn't win.

[10:15:26] The only couldn't win yo we hit our screen for five days, bro

[10:15:31] The entire lobby is after us. They don't care about winning. They're just trying to kill us

[10:15:36] Okay, hide screen hide screen you audio change skin. I'm changing servers again. I change servers

[10:15:41] I came to see yo, I have an idea. What about a stream delay. Oh, wait, look, you can't add a delay

[10:15:47] There's no point of eating adding a buddy. I'll end my fucking streams to win this

[10:15:52] So wait, why don't we just me and Ron out of delay?

[10:15:55] Oh, why don't we just do that?

[10:15:58] Why don't we do this?

[10:15:59] Why don't we all end stream, get the win, and then fire back up and show that we got

[10:16:02] a win?

[10:16:03] It's not even a bad shout, kid.

[10:16:08] All right, you want me to hide your room?

[10:16:11] Yes, and change skins.

[10:16:13] I'm playing Jinger.

[10:16:14] Well, I'm just saying it's not the end of the world to just give up tonight and then

[10:16:17] play again tomorrow.

[10:16:19] Oh, that's lamiki.

[10:16:20] How the fuck is that? Stop, you know, you're letting the chat poison you.

[10:16:25] This isn't Lemicki. No one's ever dealt with this in the history of gaming.

[10:16:30] This is fucking demonic, man. No, no, no, fuck that Lemicki shit.

[10:16:35] None of these fuckers have had 75 sociopath delinquents chasing them up and down the map.

[10:16:42] This is the opposite of Lemicki. This is the most earned Fortnite game ever.

[10:16:45] Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

[10:16:48] skins right now everybody including you Jinxie hide your and your bladder hide

[10:16:53] your screen hide your audio hide everything okay I'm gonna change servers

[10:16:58] and we're not gonna show our screen until zone is moving okay I'm not even

[10:17:02] kidding form up a thousand mats but I don't care okay and also wait on the

[10:17:08] queue time yo you guys need to mute the fucking hues cuz they can hear it like

[10:17:13] if you ready up what have you been doing have you been playing it no it's been

[10:17:17] I've been muted the whole time talking about mainly Lowe's most make sure you my shit is not on my screen, bro. It's my playstation.

[10:17:28] Can you hear when we ready up, man?

[10:17:31] No.

[10:17:32] All right. Yo, I'm not a controlling Lowe said he had two more in him. I have two more. I like I have one more in me. I'm down to do this tomorrow. I don't like I don't care.

[10:17:41] But I'm not gonna be playing fortnight at five in the morning getting chased down by little kids, bro

[10:17:47] I'm not like I'm not doing this

[10:17:49] The minecraft thing it's like a real chap. This is gross. This is gross

[10:17:53] I want to puke like this isn't this isn't what gaming is about this isn't what gaming supposed to be about

[10:17:59] This isn't competitive. It's not fair. It's this is fucking stupid, man

[10:18:04] Yeah, I got one more in me, bro

[10:18:06] I got literally telling me that your audio is immuted. My audio is me like you guys are muted

[10:18:12] My you guys are unmuted my audio is muted. I got you

[10:18:18] Just trust me man, please

[10:18:23] But most what like most most am I crazy for saying that we should just pick this up tomorrow

[10:18:36] Yeah. Yeah. And like, I don't even think we failed. I just don't even know if this is

[10:18:49] actually humanly possible. Bro, Ron's not like somebody that's good at Fortnite. Like,

[10:18:55] Ron's not some kid that is good at Fortnite. Bro, Ron was a pro Fortnite player and we can't

[10:19:01] make it out of spawn. Do you realize how disgusting this is?

[10:19:08] Pro team. Most what the fuck do you mean you were pro bro?

[10:19:12] What the fuck does that mean? I was a pro in what eating?

[10:19:23] Let me take that back.

[10:19:25] All right, I'm sorry, I'm gonna take that back most but here's

[10:19:28] I'm sorry bro listen is it the end of the world if we just continue this challenge tomorrow or

[10:19:33] Is it the end of the world of saying hey guys? We failed the challenge

[10:19:37] We didn't get tapex. Yo chat. We're sorry. We failed the challenge

[10:19:41] But then again you guys yes you you ruined it because of you

[10:19:48] But you just you just you just you just hit the nail on the head right there, bro

[10:19:52] Because we want to finish it, but it's the street. It's the chat. That's not letting us

[10:20:00] Fucking bingo because of no because of you fuckers. We're not wait

[10:20:06] That's our loophole right there boss it. That's not lamyki because they're ruining it

[10:20:11] Bingo, yo, man, I read somebody typing this in Jack three hours ago the same

[10:20:17] I'm gonna be the guy to I'm gonna be the guy to farm W's if you guys have to get off. I will single-handedly

[10:20:27] Stay up all fucking night to get a solo win

[10:20:31] I don't give a flying fuck. I'm not going to bed. I am not ending my stream until we minimum get a four-night win

[10:20:39] You don't want to do apex legends. There's your out, bro. We don't have to do apex legends the chat will put fairs whatever

[10:20:45] We're not ending though until we get this fucking fortnight win. Do you understand me?

[10:20:50] Like we're gonna say that he said every person in your chat. I'm getting the fuck out of here, bro

[10:20:55] That's fine. I'm gonna go get solo win then. I'll stay in your own fucking night

[10:20:58] Well, I'm gonna be honest like Los if you end up leaving like I'll play a couple of duos with Ron

[10:21:04] Cuz I'm gonna be honest you have been weighing the fuck out of this team down

[10:21:09] You just said you're on board with me

[10:21:12] now I'm the only one getting else to fuck you I'm staying on there we go we

[10:21:21] made the decision who's gonna not a question this time here we go who is

[10:21:25] gonna be the first to quit Loser Jinxie let's find out bro the pressure is on

[10:21:30] now simple as that never quit first is a fucking loser or or we win this game

[10:21:37] right here. Bro, wake up and smell the coffee, bro. We're not winning a game. We've gotten

[10:21:44] 39, 38, 37th place for the last six hours. Yo, can I knock some sense into you guys? Holy shit!

[10:21:52] You guys in fucking fairytale land? Our whole entire communities are sniping us. They're doing

[10:21:58] everything in their power to ruin this goddamn stream. Wake up and smell the coffee, bro, please.

[10:22:07] It's a joke man. I should have been hot. I should never agree with a bra. What were the bra and James do right now?

[10:22:13] You think he would quit? He would probably I don't know join a super team like what he did in Miami and Cleveland

[10:22:18] That's what he would do. You think so. Hey, where's boogers boogers get your ass in here

[10:22:24] Fuck that's what the bra did he joined fucking super teams

[10:22:29] Holy shit, bro

[10:22:31] There's no way Ron. There's no way you thank the bus driver, but there's no way you're real, bro

[10:22:36] Oh, what does taking the bus driver have to do with anything? We're on a whole different server

[10:22:40] They're gonna be like, yo, he's in the server, bro. Yeah, they know we're in the server. They're all queuing jink. Oh loose

[10:22:47] There's a hundred thousand people trying to fucking

[10:22:51] No, no, he's not wrong thanking the bus driver doesn't help Ron taking you what's her on please

[10:22:57] Thank you. The bus ever does not help. I said that an hour ago, and I went in one ear out the other of Loser's hat

[10:23:02] No Jinxie I'm getting told that your game audio isn't even fucking muted. I swear to God it's muted like on my mother's life

[10:23:09] It's muted. I don't even have game audio

[10:23:13] Yeah, if you're a stream sniper, I'm not gonna lie you get no ass

[10:23:17] That'll change it loose. Yeah, that's not about it. That'll show them that'll fucking show them loose

[10:23:26] They're literally all spinning your mom is dead because there's fucking audio

[10:23:32] Have mods telling me wait on my soul on my soul was a hacker. I love it

[10:23:39] Wait, what I just I just opened a fucking chest and I got a

[10:23:46] Gold-score chug jug blue pump

[10:23:50] Golden heavy sniper and a golden P90. We're but I'm not even telling I didn't have audio

[10:23:57] Wait, I have no audio. Wait, you guys have a check. I have no idea what?

[10:24:02] I'm not kidding.

[10:24:03] What the fuck?

[10:24:04] I just got a max win.

[10:24:05] We got a day.

[10:24:06] I say this is the wind.

[10:24:07] I'm not kidding.

[10:24:08] Bro, I don't know.

[10:24:10] Shut the fuck up, Tubbs.

[10:24:12] Yo, my god, bro.

[10:24:14] Well, burger attack, burger attack.

[10:24:17] Romance totally unnecessary, bro.

[10:24:19] No, I'm not kidding.

[10:24:20] I have everything.

[10:24:21] Because we lose this game like we're actually burgers.

[10:24:23] I have actually everything.

[10:24:24] Two kills.

[10:24:25] I got two.

[10:24:26] Yeah, you killed everyone here.

[10:24:28] There's nobody else here.

[10:24:30] I'm not kidding.

[10:24:31] Well, I have a shot. I have a shot.

[10:24:34] Follow up your mats. We're gonna go to this this this run.

[10:24:36] I have a purple. Trust me.

[10:24:38] You have to just trust me.

[10:24:40] Oh my god. Okay. Yeah, we won.

[10:24:41] We won. We actually won.

[10:24:42] Ron, I'm gonna give you a purple pump now.

[10:24:44] Yeah, I have a blue one.

[10:24:45] It's like faith. It does borderline same damage.

[10:24:47] Why didn't you carry state the fucking thing?

[10:24:49] I want to win.

[10:24:50] I want to go to bed, bro.

[10:24:52] I

[10:25:07] Fly to Jersey bro

[10:25:10] Yo, Ron, where are we going? Where are we going ping it?

[10:25:12] Hey, you're gonna follow me you're we're gonna go first. It's we're gonna go like here

[10:25:16] Don't say anything. Yeah, cuz even if you say shit

[10:25:19] I know bro I'm not a fucking child talk the most

[10:25:25] Talk the fucking low I know

[10:25:31] Saying loose eat the audio I just heard a rib man

[10:25:34] Yeah, let's see.

[10:25:36] Let's see who goes.

[10:25:38] This is actually a mouse.

[10:25:40] I'm not kidding.

[10:25:41] Can you give me that stazz?

[10:25:42] Run, run, come, come, come, come, come.

[10:25:44] Are you here?

[10:25:46] Yeah, so I'll just lay it on you.

[10:25:48] Fuck you, I'll kill them.

[10:25:49] I'll literally just murder them.

[10:25:50] But I'm like primed.

[10:25:51] Can you ping where we're going?

[10:25:53] Please, bro.

[10:25:54] They're talking to you with audio.

[10:25:56] I'm just gonna unmute.

[10:25:57] I don't give a fuck.

[10:25:58] No one's gonna know we're mad.

[10:25:59] Yeah, I have audio because I thought I had it all.

[10:26:01] Take that, take that, take that.

[10:26:02] There's a big show there.

[10:26:03] there yeah I got you man easy easy I'm not gonna have a gold scar on a

[10:26:10] couple spots don't touch my pump most outfucking and you don't touch my pump

[10:26:14] oh I'll fucking and you know well so this is the hard part now you have to

[10:26:21] listen to me when we show our screens not show it to the store listen listen

[10:26:29] everyone is going to know where we're at and they're gonna be looted now so it's

[10:26:35] gonna be harder I'm telling you so you cannot just like run away you can't just

[10:26:40] like no stupid shit like Ron wait we need to get on top of you let's get to

[10:26:44] run looks turn your head off and follow Ron like a lost copy follows his owner

[10:26:50] I'm not even kidding totally shut down whatever thoughts are going through your

[10:26:54] head right now run or a scar take it and run right to run run have a gold

[10:26:59] sniper do you want it not have one I have one I'm sorry I have a gold

[10:27:02] sniper and a gold scar bro take the gold sniper face where's the where's the

[10:27:06] other story it's okay fuck I give us a free ammo yeah come come come come

[10:27:12] jeets you stole my fucking store oh my god bro just get to run I fuck you

[10:27:18] score get the clip loss fuck my story you stole it classic most of us never

[10:27:27] your scar did have your fucking name on it yeah Ron we're right on you you're

[10:27:33] moving too fast I'm telling you the spot that we're going to we can't why

[10:27:38] there's a llama there's a llama that's that's 555 hold on is there any minis

[10:27:44] or anything I have a mini there's a llama brother's actually a fucking lot

[10:27:50] looks you're acting so cute you're act like you're so cute most when you're

[10:27:53] running around in four minutes well man shut your mouth there's 60 people up

[10:27:58] everyone in this lobby is gonna be it's like the other fucking scrim bro like

[10:28:02] these kids are actually trying to kill us no but this one I'm saying there's 55

[10:28:06] people left I've never even seen this in second zone how is there 55 like what's

[10:28:12] that with demonic shit in my face I got a lot more here there's actually I'm

[10:28:19] 555 I'm really 555 I'm not even kidding I have a thousand thousand thousand

[10:28:23] This is just it's over. I mean, let me get some let me get some my god

[10:28:28] It's like heavy cyber hair and a big shelter for this farm. Oh my god. Yeah, let's let's let's take this

[10:28:38] All right, listen, we're gonna go

[10:28:43] How do I think of a spot that's like hard to get to bro just somewhere that's like really isolated

[10:28:48] There's 50 people left like this is not some where that's high up man. Oh, they're all looking for

[10:28:56] This is like

[10:28:58] Disgusting well like everyone actually is trying to kill us right now

[10:29:02] Run go somewhere. That's really high and just away from everything. There's like 20 mountains in the game

[10:29:09] Big ass fucking mountains, bro

[10:29:12] Yo show screen yo bro don't die in game go fucking die. I'm not showing screen. Don't fuck yourself kid

[10:29:20] I'm not showing my fucking screen. Go jump into a car in game

[10:29:25] Hey, we don't show so long go fuck yourself kid show relax and no no fuck that kid

[10:29:31] It's just the most amount of loot and master pack. I've been getting brutally smite for five hours

[10:29:38] We're gonna go up here then we can show screen okay

[10:29:41] Alright, come on.

[10:29:42] Can we wait till the storm's done?

[10:29:44] Let me wait, like, for almost a second.

[10:29:46] I said, E.M.G. and let's not kill us.

[10:29:48] Actually, yeah, let's wait, let's wait, let's wait for this zone.

[10:29:50] Let's wait for this zone.

[10:29:51] No, like, Ron, like, like, Ron, please.

[10:29:53] Like, I don't even, I don't even care about the content.

[10:29:55] I just want to wait and get off.

[10:29:56] I actually single-handedly think I could win.

[10:29:57] No, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get this thing right here.

[10:30:00] I, I j-

[10:30:01] No, I don't know what's going on.

[10:30:04] Everyone knows everyone knows that.

[10:30:06] I was there, but get away.

[10:30:07] Yeah, I think it's yellow airdrop, bro.

[10:30:10] As you said, I'm going to this thing here as soon as the airdrop goes in.

[10:30:12] Like, are you fucking the stream snipers can see where the airdrops are?

[10:30:16] Like, are you fucking thick?

[10:30:18] Oh, my God, I can't say that.

[10:30:21] I didn't do one.

[10:30:23] I said what's the return?

[10:30:25] Yeah, shut up.

[10:30:28] Whatever.

[10:30:28] Thought that pops into that shit.

[10:30:30] Oh, me, oh, me.

[10:30:31] Shut it down, Lose.

[10:30:32] Come to run now.

[10:30:35] Are you over here?

[10:30:36] No, no, no.

[10:30:37] We're going to the spot, and then you can show screen.

[10:30:39] See where I'm marked?

[10:30:41] Yeah, we're going there.

[10:30:43] Until we get there, none of us are showing a lick of the fucking stream.

[10:30:47] Not until we get there.

[10:30:48] Lose, you can catch up, bro.

[10:30:49] Like, Lose, I need you on us.

[10:30:51] Lose, you're lagging, you're lagging behind.

[10:30:53] behind close you got a fucking hurry put some pep in your snap bro get to us as

[10:31:01] soon as we get to the spot we're showing screen

[10:31:05] yeah spam lamyki I don't give a fuck anymore

[10:31:11] lamyki 40 people it's literally impossible to win any other way lamyki

[10:31:18] It's not possible.

[10:31:20] Come on, come here.

[10:31:21] Why would my teammates take four away from me?

[10:31:23] I don't know, Ron, maybe because we suck at the fucking game.

[10:31:27] I got kids shooting at me. They know now. They know.

[10:31:29] Yeah, they're out there. They're smart. They're smart.

[10:31:31] They know it's that. They know it's that.

[10:31:33] No, they know it's that. They know it's that.

[10:31:35] Oh my God, they're smart.

[10:31:37] I don't know.

[10:31:38] We're gonna go away here.

[10:31:40] They know though. They're not dumb.

[10:31:44] Go to that one. I just marked.

[10:31:46] So there is

[10:31:53] Literal pedophiles camping on a mountain waiting for us. I don't care who I don't care that I'm streaming

[10:31:58] Yo, bro, if you're on a mountain waiting for okay, I got shot down

[10:32:03] You're a pedophile, man. I'm not even ready to show ready to show it off. No, I'm getting shot down wrong. No, no

[10:32:09] Please help me. They know we gotta build up

[10:32:13] What was his law?

[10:32:15] Ron help me, please

[10:32:29] There's only 30 people left

[10:32:40] God damn it help me kid

[10:32:42] You might be like a fucking bugger, I'm not even kidding.

[10:32:48] I have no mats, man.

[10:32:49] How do you have no mats?

[10:32:51] I used all my mats evading the pedophiles.

[10:32:54] What do you want me to say, bro?

[10:32:58] Everyone in the whole server will have to be stream-saving us for us to lose to the

[10:33:01] bad-getting.

[10:33:02] Who's shooting?

[10:33:03] It's Heel.

[10:33:04] All right, I've shown screen.

[10:33:05] Here comes the degenerates.

[10:33:06] screen. Here comes the degenerates. Here they fucking come.

[10:33:18] I'm not even gonna peek anything.

[10:33:20] It's not working. Stay up where you are.

[10:33:25] I need that.

[10:33:27] I'm not kidding, there's not a worldwide loses game.

[10:33:32] Just try your hardest, bro. At least I need you now more than ever. I need

[10:33:36] I need FNCS Ron.

[10:33:38] Alright.

[10:33:39] I need FNCS Ron now.

[10:33:41] I'm getting a bunch of guys.

[10:33:44] If we get to home we're good.

[10:33:47] If we get to home we're good, bro.

[10:33:50] There's only 27 people out.

[10:33:53] This is the one.

[10:33:54] Everyone in the lobby knows it's us.

[10:33:56] That's fine.

[10:33:57] As long as they don't like team, we're good.

[10:34:00] I mean if they 26 man invade them out and there's nothing we can do.

[10:34:35] I'm running out of heels giving shit to everyone. I didn't listen about the no round same notes

[10:34:43] I'm nothing like I'm more than you man. I'm more

[10:34:46] I'm more to do fuck. We're in your lower. We both bought the same shit. You're good bro.

[10:34:51] Jax you just just just just just hold on bro. I can't do this. We need to win. We need to win.

[10:34:58] Oh my god. We need to win. We need to win now. Whoa right here. We can't be right here.

[10:35:03] We're just gonna live each other doesn't matter. He's glad he's keep gliding on us. Yep

[10:35:08] No, she'll I'm gonna come I'm gonna come just don't worry. Don't worry

[10:35:19] There's a spaz in your extra spaz here, you're not a rep runner now. Oh, I too make it stuff

[10:35:25] We're not losing this wrong

[10:35:28] Please please bro, yeah, yeah, I will suck cock if we win

[10:35:35] How are there this many people left there? I don't get it

[10:35:37] I don't fucking know. I think everyone's just you get the last night

[10:35:41] People are just all stream time. This is the most crooked disgusting version of fortnight

[10:35:47] That's ever been place tonight. You guys should all be ashamed of yourself in the

[10:35:51] camping in pubs. I don't give a fuck

[10:35:53] If you were one of these stream snipers tonight, there's a guy named Ann Croy.

[10:35:57] Hey, keep in mind, okay, there's 16 people in this lobby, and there's 10 teams.

[10:36:02] That means there's like, 9 solos in this lobby just trying to fucking kill us.

[10:36:07] I have 200 mats, can you throw a bone or no?

[10:36:10] If you need 3000, you need to do something.

[10:36:12] But like, Ron, I'm saying like 100 mats could go a long way. Thank you, man.

[10:36:16] Love you to death, kid. Let's go.

[10:36:19] guys I just want to say if we don't win I love y'all bro it's been real all right

[10:36:25] it's been real we need to win was that about a reboot yo chat type the I was

[10:36:30] here's type that was yours type the fucking I was here's

[10:36:36] I

[10:36:41] Love

[10:36:45] Ron you said it's a nine solos

[10:36:48] And there's a string rock to cross the map to our building. Let's walk it. Let's walk it careful

[10:36:52] It's gonna. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

[10:36:54] You are a fucking idiot. I told you to block it five times. I don't know what that means bro

[10:36:59] I'm gonna be out block your head. Take the med kit

[10:37:01] Most have you ever played a

[10:37:03] Most stop you can take the medkit

[10:37:05] Most take the

[10:37:07] Oh my god

[10:37:09] Oh I got him

[10:37:11] I blocked him

[10:37:13] Oh my god

[10:37:15] Oh my god

[10:37:17] We're fighting

[10:37:19] Run away

[10:37:21] There's no time to wait

[10:37:23] You listen to your IGL you stupid mother fucker

[10:37:25] Come

[10:37:27] I'm gonna leave

[10:37:29] Los you're dead, buddy. I don't care run

[10:37:33] Los right to us. Why is no sitting in the fucking tower? I'm good, bro. I got shots

[10:37:43] You need to win I'm forming I'll meet you there. You'll meet me there

[10:37:50] Run I'm running. I'm running. I'm running chat. I was here. I was here. Just type it

[10:37:55] I

[10:37:58] Guys these guys are just gonna like shoot rockets. I mean that it's over. No, I'm gonna I have math and Ron

[10:38:03] I'm sent to you remember most is a centium. I'm sent you I

[10:38:06] Don't think there's any kids behind us

[10:38:11] Everyone has a golds fucking spaz man, this is the fucking I was yours right the fuck now 11 hour mark

[10:38:20] Everyone have a gold spaz

[10:38:22] Oh

[10:38:24] She's not one thing yo, I know

[10:38:28] Ron is okay

[10:38:35] Ron forget about him

[10:38:37] We

[10:38:47] Run let's do the staff ready three I've had these ready three

[10:38:54] Right, I'm gonna do the heavies

[10:38:58] Just give it you fucking bitch

[10:39:00] I know I was shooting guys from behind so they couldn't just you know

[10:39:15] Oh

[10:39:24] Right above you

[10:39:30] For me it's not wrong, please

[10:39:33] Please god, you know honestly, I feel like you should get my reboot. I'm not kidding. Shut the fuck up. Oh shut the fuck up

[10:39:40] We just I'm not gonna hear you. Yeah, bro. We have zone

[10:39:45] Holy fuck

[10:39:49] We got 200 seconds of our

[10:39:56] Get away from me

[10:39:59] Keep digging keep digging

[10:40:03] You're trying to cut us out

[10:40:08] Is this gonna I'll be connected this is insane, bro. Yeah, they're just shooting at us. I mean

[10:40:15] What, how much metal do you have?

[10:40:17] 131.

[10:40:18] I don't have much math, I'm serious here.

[10:40:21] This is like sick in the head.

[10:40:23] Yeah man, they're just gonna do this thing where they team now.

[10:40:27] I swear to God if we lose this.

[10:40:29] I was here.

[10:40:31] 27 below.

[10:40:33] Watch your left, watch your left. Just tell me if they're coming up.

[10:40:35] Coming up slightly by the tree.

[10:40:37] This is next to the tree.

[10:40:39] They're shooting down.

[10:40:41] Don't look at them, clearly.

[10:40:43] Yo, these kids have CT on the left. They shot the wrong spot

[10:40:48] These those two kids on the left was scarce they have CT CT

[10:40:52] Oh, but they're here, but they're here. I don't know if you all be solos

[10:40:59] They're fucking here

[10:41:03] Fucking like 400 days

[10:41:09] Oh my god

[10:41:13] Walk to me

[10:41:20] I'm healing I guess Ron. I don't know there's three enemies, please run, please

[10:41:29] I've no fucking this pink is like actually disgusting come come together

[10:41:36] Ron I'm dead. I have no worse. Hold on brother. Shh. Can you be mad at that?

[10:41:43] You match match match match here coming here

[10:41:50] Please I was here I was here

[10:41:53] I didn't hear the head that said this is it's a low pad

[10:41:59] Such a try hard girl at the fuck is a long path

[10:42:05] Good routine time

[10:42:07] I see one of the sex offenders up there

[10:42:14] Gliding

[10:42:16] Hit 140 blue

[10:42:22] Where is he?

[10:42:23] Help me run, help me

[10:42:24] Oh stop saying help me, do something

[10:42:25] F**k, we have to hide, we have to hide

[10:42:29] I killed one!

[10:42:30] 2v1

[10:42:31] Hey shit, JC, don't die!

[10:42:32] 2v1

[10:42:33] You're all mine, bitch

[10:42:34] JC, I'm gonna shoot you in

[10:42:35] I'm gonna shoot you

[10:42:49] Brother's kid knows how to tunnel

[10:43:05] You could have just like walked with us and you sat there like a fucking piggy, bro

[10:43:09] Guys guys, we just won. I get insulted the fuck dude

[10:43:14] I was shooting at the guys you were shooting at from behind

[10:43:19] Yo, um now can we address the 945 pound elephant in the room?

[10:43:25] Lotus like well about him apex legends man. What the fuck are we supposed to do about that?

[10:43:31] Apex Legends was not a part of this thing since we were on Walk It League, bro.

[10:43:36] Walk It League. Dude, we completed the trifecta. We completed it, bro.

[10:43:45] All right. Yo, Chad. Guys, I understand. Like, listen, man. Like, Chad, I need to get off,

[10:43:53] yo. Like, I'm gonna let you go. 11 hours of gaming. Stop and play. Stop and play. Go right here,

[10:43:59] No, Ron you want to play? Hey, thanks. No, so you get on apex. Oh, I thought we're doing this challenge. What happened?

[10:44:08] Wait, oh, bro. All right, let's let's get an apex bucket come on

[10:44:13] What?

[10:44:17] What the fuck you talking about apex bro, I've 70 dollars in this game. Let's go

[10:44:23] Loses Loses where you at?

[10:44:25] Yo, guys, listen, let's just do this, bro. Let's just get this over with.

[10:44:33] This was hell of fun, Jinx. Yeah, I know you had fun, bro.

[10:44:35] Los, uh, I'm not like, do whatever your heart desires, bro.

[10:44:41] Hey, I'm not getting off. Yeah. I mean, we made a deal. Get on the fucking game now.

[10:44:48] Los is, uh, I'm not gonna lie. I don't have room for that game.

[10:44:53] You didn't install before the stream when we told you what the game's insult

[10:44:57] Yeah

[10:45:00] Loose is on NBA 2k my team

[10:45:03] Guys, is it okay to say?

[10:45:07] That we a we fucking fail. All right. No, we did it. Yeah

[10:45:12] You stream sniping pieces of shit ruined this bro

[10:45:17] We should have been done with this seven no nine hours ago. If you guys weren't sniping

[10:45:22] for real guys guys the amount of times that I was held down well that we were

[10:45:29] all held down during fall guys okay that you want to watch apex well maybe

[10:45:36] you shouldn't have done that bro you want to watch apex well maybe you shouldn't

[10:45:41] have all jumped in the fucking four-night lobby and shoot a high-disscreen no no

[10:45:46] let's talk jimsey just just replace low spiky so they won't even tell the

[10:45:50] I'm not even kidding, bro. Please just ask him, bro.

[10:45:52] Like, Lose is just like, like, what is wrong with you, Lose?

[10:45:55] Like, you don't want to provide content?

[10:45:57] Like, get on the fucking game and shut your fucking mouth.

[10:46:00] No, guys, can I be for real for a minute, though?

[10:46:02] We had to play a game of Fortnite

[10:46:05] for 20 minutes to hide screen.

[10:46:08] Yo, all of you should be ashamed of yourself.

[10:46:12] Yo, if you're one of the, I don't know,

[10:46:15] 11,000 degenerate fucks that tried stream slapping today,

[10:46:19] You should have a long hard look in the mirror at who the fuck you are as a person

[10:46:25] Yo, maybe if you wanted to watch apex legends, I don't know

[10:46:29] Maybe you didn't molest me on for tonight for five hours

[10:46:33] Then maybe you could have watched apex legends. Am I out of line here? No, you should all shame yourself

[10:46:39] Right. I got literally fucking gaked on for tonight for six hours

[10:46:44] We had to hide screen for 20 fucking minutes to win a game

[10:46:49] I don't even know how to play this game. I don't even care. I'm just on it. Who's gonna be the first one to get off?

[10:46:59] I'm on the game. I'm about a solo queue and get this over for myself then see there with me or without me boys

[10:47:05] This is disgusting. All right, I'm loading it up

[10:47:10] But all I'm gonna say is most if you get off bro, like I'm not hey, I don't blame you

[10:47:15] There's not gonna be a hate form for me, buddy

[10:47:18] Los if you get off bro hey yo I'm not gonna blame you man balls in your

[10:47:27] coat of skin is actually dog shit who decided to make this game wait why do

[10:47:32] we have this we had a traffic trifecta how the fuck did we have who do we think

[10:47:38] we were said how we man down on the right why am I on apex is that fucking how

[10:47:44] We man down

[10:47:46] Chat peep this shit look at this shit chat back in my day. I actually used to be him look at this. Yep

[10:47:52] You see it, right? Run after that so much new shit with the fuck run after how there you are run join, please

[10:47:59] Loose what's up, man? You talk to us. Loose if you're gonna get off bro. Hey, I don't blame you

[10:48:05] What's up, bro?

[10:48:10] Yeah, look at this one so look

[10:48:12] I'm in your stream.

[10:48:16] Loose is downloading it.

[10:48:18] You're down.

[10:48:19] Nice.

[10:48:20] We're doing it.

[10:48:21] Let's do it, bro.

[10:48:22] Yo, Loose.

[10:48:23] Legitimately, are you like a piece of shit, bro?

[10:48:26] I'm not even kidding.

[10:48:27] Loose, it's one in the goddamn morning.

[10:48:30] Are you trying to get him to quit?

[10:48:32] No, no, no.

[10:48:33] Like that answer.

[10:48:34] It's one in the morning and you're downloading Apex.

[10:48:37] You knew about this stream.

[10:48:38] No, because it's time for someone to have this guy some fucking accountability.

[10:48:41] Rose, you knew about this stream for two cock-sucking weeks.

[10:48:46] You downloaded Rocket League, the day of.

[10:48:50] You updated Fortnite, the day of.

[10:48:53] You downloaded Fall Guys, the day of.

[10:48:56] And now you're downloading Apex Legends at one in the morning and it's the last game

[10:49:01] in this challenge.

[10:49:02] You should go fuck yourself, Rose.

[10:49:04] I'm not even kidding.

[10:49:05] How are you downloading this shit now?

[10:49:07] How do I get a knife on this game?

[10:49:10] Where's the swarms?

[10:49:11] gonna buy shit that I'll never use. How do I do it? There's so many cool things, bro.

[10:49:18] Wow. But I have this.

[10:49:22] Yo, Chad, am I, no, no, am I out of line here? This guy downloaded four games on the day

[10:49:29] of and he knew about the stream for two weeks. Am I out of line? No, no. Has the whole world

[10:49:34] gone crazy? Am I out of line for this shit?

[10:49:38] Say what you want, but one thing you'll never say is sometimes you shouldn't quit not even today

[10:49:46] Kai's scene

[10:49:49] Give me a free beef

[10:49:52] Am I are you done now high-fives mute run high-fives mute run. Are you done? Are you done now?

[10:49:57] I got a hundred packs on my name on I just bought a ton. I don't give a fuck. I'm a lot of brown

[10:50:03] Danny Danny predators in the chat room play this game shout out

[10:50:06] I'm not into this shit for y'all. How do I open these? I just bought a hundred of them.

[10:50:10] Loose what? What could you possibly be uttering up right now? What? Loose what?

[10:50:19] You know, I wasn't the whole time I was like, oh, maybe it's like an alcohol. Like maybe,

[10:50:24] you know, some people get their angry job, whatever. I'm pretty sure now after talking to you and

[10:50:30] and spend this much time with you.

[10:50:32] You are definitely on heavy drugs.

[10:50:37] You are on crystal meth.

[10:50:39] You are on some type of pill, possibly crack cocaine.

[10:50:46] You are a crack head, okay?

[10:50:49] You are a degenerate crack head, okay?

[10:50:55] And there's no, I don't have to debate anymore.

[10:51:00] Oh, is it maybe you are an insane method that needs to be incarcerated?

[10:51:08] You shouldn't be allowed to string to children.

[10:51:11] You're yelling telling everyone to kill themselves.

[10:51:14] You're drinking heavily.

[10:51:16] Okay.

[10:51:18] I don't know who you are.

[10:51:20] This is a new person.

[10:51:24] You're popping adderals.

[10:51:25] You're screaming.

[10:51:26] You're telling children to kill themselves and run it from a car.

[10:51:30] Are you fucking out of your mind?

[10:51:34] The hell is wrong with you?

[10:51:37] Your mom should walk in your room and slap you in the face.

[10:51:41] You should get bitch slapped by your mother.

[10:51:44] So let's get this straight.

[10:51:46] Let's not get anything straight.

[10:51:48] I had to listen to your bullshit for fucking hours.

[10:51:53] Alright?

[10:51:54] I don't know where, I don't know how you even got,

[10:51:57] What a fuck stream for 500 days straight you are a mad head

[10:52:04] So most let me get this straight guys, I'm not no max

[10:52:07] I want to do this while I was I had a rant most I had a rant about how

[10:52:13] You've known about this stream for let's call it nine or ten days now

[10:52:17] And you've downloaded and updated four games on the fly and now you're gonna somehow

[10:52:24] somehow reverse this into me being a fucking net-head.

[10:52:28] Buddy, download the games on time and show respect

[10:52:32] to Rom's time, my time, and the chat's time.

[10:52:35] Just cause you won $9 million on a fucking Plinko ball,

[10:52:39] doesn't mean you're on Bob's A1.

[10:52:40] I'm not Bob's shit.

[10:52:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[10:52:43] Yeah, chat's time, buddy.

[10:52:45] The same chat who stream sniped at us,

[10:52:47] making names called Evil Fortnite, get fucked on Lose.

[10:52:52] Oh, was it Chris just fucked on you?

[10:52:55] What are the other names, bro?

[10:52:57] What the fuck?

[10:52:57] Tune, tune, tune, tune, tune, tune, till horse six, seven.

[10:53:00] Yo, yeah, these are guys that I should have respect for?

[10:53:03] I should have respect them?

[10:53:05] They go fuck themselves.

[10:53:07] OK, I might do my fucking throwing them with them.

[10:53:10] You fucking pill-popping method, fuck.

[10:53:13] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

[10:53:16] How did you make me?

[10:53:18] Yo, I'm crying again.

[10:53:19] Yo, oh my god, Loose, you are a madman, bro.

[10:53:26] Right?

[10:53:26] The shit's never gonna end, bro.

[10:53:28] The shit's never gonna end.

[10:53:30] Yo, Chad, is that pecs easier or harder than Fortnite?

[10:53:33] Like, I did it.

[10:53:34] I swear to God, like, when I was crying earlier, I was like,

[10:53:37] you know what, there's no way this can get topped.

[10:53:38] Bro, we're, it's just like, Loose, you are just a fucking fat

[10:53:43] use of sack of shit.

[10:53:44] I'm gonna be honest with you.

[10:53:46] Like, what do you mean by that?

[10:53:49] I'm not going to make this a bad game for you guys.

[10:53:54] And this is what I'm going to do.

[10:53:57] I'm going to stop.

[10:53:58] I'm going to stop.

[10:53:59] There's nothing to do.

[10:54:00] There's no value for me.

[10:54:02] I'm going to kick you.

[10:54:04] I'm not going to leave you.

[10:54:06] I'm not going to leave you.

[10:54:08] You're exactly a vet or some shithead.

[10:54:11] There's no fucking way you're sober.

[10:54:13] There's no fucking way, bro.

[10:54:16] Oh my god.

[10:54:18] Those bro you are downloading Apex Legends to spectate you might as well just have our stream open

[10:54:25] Like this is

[10:54:27] This isn't even a challenge

[10:54:29] This is a challenge just for you to put in hours on stream. You don't ever stream this long bro

[10:54:33] This is a joke. Close. Yeah, this is your longest stream you've done in nine years. You should be fucking thanking us close

[10:54:39] lazy shit

[10:54:41] I'll be back

[10:54:43] guys I was doing subathons when Jinxie was in his bad balls okay I was I had

[10:54:52] 10,000 subs when Ron was a prepubescent okay what the fuck am I even this is the

[10:55:00] most disrespectful little shits I've ever seen this is what this generation is

[10:55:04] these guys are a fucking crack and Adderall running around and during this

[10:55:10] stream alone Ron posted 13 tiktoks how the fuck is that possible you ADHD

[10:55:16] fuck yourself

[10:55:23] why are you on tiktok well play the games

[10:55:33] no I'm not gonna catch you up Nick chicken yo I'll be right back I'm gonna

[10:55:37] What are you talking to?

[10:55:39] Guys, begging me to get him an oar of a mick chicken.

[10:55:41] I'm not getting you a mick chicken.

[10:55:44] Fuck, I'm getting a fucking water.

[10:55:46] And I'm going to get him on the stout.

[10:55:47] Don't have him up.

[10:55:49] I'm going to grab another beer.

[10:55:51] Can you get in the fucking lobby?

[10:55:53] I'm not doing it.

[10:55:55] Yo, man, it's two in the morning,

[10:55:56] and I want apex legends.

[10:55:58] Get the fuck in here, dog.

[10:56:01] Let me go get my sixth beer of the night.

[10:56:03] Listen, and I'm still not abandoning you.

[10:56:06] Yeah, yeah, get all streets so you can take a hit of your crack pipe, you bitch!

[10:56:15] Oh my god, man.

[10:56:24] That was bro, what do you even do?

[10:56:29] Like, what do you do, bro?

[10:56:36] Left, so everyone's left.

[10:56:50] I feel like, I'm just like the middleman, bro. Like, they're just both so assay games, and they're both just retarded in their own ways, and I'm just sitting here just, like, mediating it, and, like, being the only good player.

[10:57:03] That's your fucking

[10:57:09] But you're fucking just as useless as tubs over there you fucking

[10:57:16] 90s you're not the game of the year anymore

[10:57:19] We're done with the 90s. We're done with you, bro

[10:57:23] Drink your beer and watch the real game of fucking play. Hey, hey little blob put a sock in your little blob

[10:57:30] You're the same BMI as me. You're fucking useless and you're chopped. Your face. Fuck the edits. I don't give a fuck. You're bald. You're bald. You're bald. You're bald.

[10:57:42] So what we're not going to do is we're not going to diss the edits because there's a lot of people that put time into that. Next, who scored six goals and got us off Rocket League? Me.

[10:57:51] Wait, my question is who is absolutely fucking useless at every fucking video game? We're done with 2023. You're not the game over here.

[10:57:59] the year take your trophy and fucking burn it burn it to the ground right it's

[10:58:03] just as relevant as my fucking FNCS win so this is all right now it's getting a

[10:58:08] little bit this is fucking low blows this is gonna

[10:58:10] Little fucked up

[10:58:40] You and one body, you fucking fucking, go fuck yourself.

[10:58:44] We would be done this challenge if you had the game in store, bro,

[10:58:48] because nobody would have been on it.

[10:58:50] Nobody's playing Apex Legends, Los.

[10:58:52] Nobody, there's not a single soul in the world

[10:58:56] playing this dead game.

[10:58:58] Like we're gonna be here forever, bro.

[10:59:00] Los, all right.

[10:59:02] So first off, let me deal with the twerp for a second.

[10:59:05] Yo, buddy, hey, Roman.

[10:59:07] In my heyday, I was the top 20 controller

[10:59:10] Oh my god

[10:59:26] Loose are you eating at two in the morning? What are you a pig bro? You're eating at two in the morning?

[10:59:36] Oh my god

[10:59:40] I didn't know we were talking to unstable Ronaldo, am I right, Los?

[10:59:47] Oh no, but let me actually piggyback on that.

[10:59:51] Who got us off Rocket League?

[10:59:53] Me.

[10:59:54] Who got us off Fall Guys?

[10:59:55] Me.

[10:59:56] Yeah, hey good job kid, you carried in Fortnite, you sunk 70,000 hours in the game.

[11:00:01] I don't give a fuck.

[11:00:03] I'm better than our students, but you are at Fortnite.

[11:00:06] Poor boy, your mom carried you for 9 months for you to be a fucking sponan!

[11:00:10] How about that, bro? How about that? How about that, bro?

[11:00:13] Like, get on the game, shut your mouth!

[11:00:17] Wow. Alright.

[11:00:18] So, I'm gonna let you- I'm actually gonna give you a minute to calm down,

[11:00:21] cause this isn't even you, bro.

[11:00:23] What the fuck?

[11:00:24] This isn't me!

[11:00:25] This isn't even you! This isn't me!

[11:00:26] You're a raging alcoholic, bro!

[11:00:29] You're a raging alcoholic!

[11:00:31] You've been dissing Los and Los has been trying his best, bro!

[11:00:34] He's only 31 10 years old and you're fucking bullying him

[11:00:38] Bro, I can't feeling super man. How fucking dare you man. You know, that's a fucking low blood

[11:00:44] That was the worst month of my life

[11:00:46] Sperma head. Are you kidding me, dude? I like bro. What the fuck? You're supposed to my teammate Jesus Christ

[11:00:54] sperm and there's a mom

[11:00:57] The most you have anything to say most did you download the game or are you eating? What's happening?

[11:01:02] You don't have the game notes

[11:01:05] Recky Hill, thank you for the 20 get this

[11:01:22] We're here all day

[11:01:25] The fuck is this what is crafting materials I spent a hundred dollars to get crafting material

[11:01:30] All right, he has two minutes. I need to check his street two minutes. We're good, bro

[11:01:40] You know, let's all try to be positive, bro

[11:01:42] Can we all just try to say like one positive thing about each other? Shut the fuck up, Ron

[11:01:46] Shut the fuck up, dude. I don't know. He carried you to FNCS. Use fucking kidding

[11:01:50] You owe stop in 80% of your net worth from twitch bro. This should be his career, bro

[11:01:55] Like you're fucking lucky he was put on this earth to fucking bring you a champion fucking name to yourself, bro

[11:02:01] Like stop and owns 50% minimum you should pay 50% taxes and 50% to stop and bro

[11:02:10] How dare you bro, what the fuck

[11:02:13] Bro me and stop and played together bros like Shaq and Kobe. You don't know shit, bro

[11:02:18] You're like a level in seeds, bro

[11:02:20] I was like, fuck it.

[11:02:21] Yeah, you're shocked on the fucking Celtics, bro.

[11:02:23] Like, you're useless.

[11:02:25] All right.

[11:02:28] Most.

[11:02:32] Yeah.

[11:02:34] You guys done?

[11:02:35] Like, what the fuck just got in you guys?

[11:02:37] Like, that was-

[11:02:38] Oh my God, here he goes.

[11:02:40] That was unhinged.

[11:02:42] And to be honest, quite frankly,

[11:02:45] like, I'm a little freaked out right now, dude.

[11:02:48] Like, I can't even-

[11:02:49] Maybe we'd be in the game if you have the game downloaded. I don't know. No, no. And I get that but you have the game downloaded

[11:02:56] What are you a psycho? I understand what you're saying, but

[11:02:59] There's part of me like Ron. I look at you differently

[11:03:03] in a negative light and

[11:03:06] And Jinxy, I'm not a hundred percent sure about this

[11:03:13] But I think you need to be like like held for a few days somewhere like

[11:03:19] You fuck does that even mean loads?

[11:03:22] You need to be like, someone needs to take you

[11:03:26] like the authority, someone needs to put you away

[11:03:28] for a few days, like, you cannot do this anymore, bro.

[11:03:32] You are losing your fucking mind in real time.

[11:03:35] Like there's gonna be a documentary made about you

[11:03:37] on Netflix in three years

[11:03:39] about how the streamer went insane.

[11:03:42] And I'm telling you right now,

[11:03:43] I've seen this story and before,

[11:03:45] it's not gonna end pretty, bro.

[11:03:47] It's going to be day 1084 and all of a sudden it's going to be a fucking like you're going

[11:03:53] to be wearing a tie around your head naked running around the house, cops coming in,

[11:03:59] swap teams flying in like I'm telling you right now like this is not going to end well

[11:04:03] bro and so you need to you need to realize like is it worth it this many days this much

[11:04:10] I get it you love streaming we know you love streaming everyone loves like but yo sometimes

[11:04:14] You gotta be chill like take a couple days. Why don't you go to Bermuda or something dude?

[11:04:18] Why don't you why don't you go to like on an island and chill and like go sit in the you know?

[11:04:23] I mean like this is not healthy

[11:04:27] When you're not eating you just like yeah, like I'm confused bro get on the game like

[11:04:33] Get on the game bro. It is fucking midnight for me and almost 3am for both of you

[11:04:38] I mean, it's like this is the old guys chat. I'm opening Ron said is the only joke Ron

[11:04:45] Spams. He says it the least dude. Does he just spend fat like Ron is technically obese

[11:04:51] like more like how is this body is you your body is pathetic looking. So you think you

[11:04:58] have a little take off your shirt. Take off your shirt. Take off your shirt.

[11:05:01] Buddy, you have a little kid body as a man.

[11:05:06] I have a man body, bro.

[11:05:08] I don't have a thousand subs.

[11:05:10] You have a little kid body, and you got an Indian couple of us.

[11:05:13] I don't know what you're doing.

[11:05:15] You're sitting here trying to body shame.

[11:05:16] You're a mess, dude.

[11:05:18] What are you even doing?

[11:05:19] You're running around.

[11:05:20] At least Lacey's getting in shape.

[11:05:22] You're calling him fat stuff.

[11:05:23] Dude, you don't do shit.

[11:05:24] You eat pizza rolls in shit, bro.

[11:05:26] I don't know what you're doing.

[11:05:28] You're yelling fat at me.

[11:05:30] I like like like bro you've been you've been spamming this for 10 hours

[11:05:46] I want to go to bed loose. I'm tired of carrying you in every fucking game

[11:05:51] Now, oh, where's that energy bro?

[11:05:56] I don't see it anymore then

[11:06:00] You have to go through the tutorial.

[11:06:02] Unlock any amount you're going to struggle in the tutorial.

[11:06:07] Wait, no, you've never in your life

[11:06:10] spent one second on Apex Legends.

[11:06:12] No, he's going to go through the tutorial.

[11:06:14] Let's watch him go through the tutorial.

[11:06:15] Let's see how he plays.

[11:06:16] I already played this.

[11:06:18] I've already I've already played this game.

[11:06:20] I did a sponsor for it.

[11:06:23] I how much more money do you need, bro?

[11:06:26] God, just sponsored.

[11:06:28] You had nine million dollars on a plinko ball.

[11:06:31] Bro, you go on a fucking island kid, a sponsor.

[11:06:35] Are you kidding me?

[11:06:36] How much money do you need, bro?

[11:06:39] What the hell? 18?

[11:06:40] I guarantee my account's higher than yours.

[11:06:43] Bro, just try it out, bro.

[11:06:44] It doesn't matter.

[11:06:45] You had a purple sculpture and you bought shame to that skin on 4.9.

[11:06:48] Your level is a mean shit.

[11:06:50] Join the game, Los. God damn it, bro.

[11:06:54] I'm going to open up to a charity watch.

[11:06:55] Ron, if I lost, you ever mad at me?

[11:06:57] have met it oh chat chat what does that say career wins five who cares bro

[11:07:05] how do I oh now it's who cares um what's my KD 0.16 what

[11:07:20] that means every 10 games you get one kill loss every 10 games you get

[11:07:26] One kill! You're deadass or a useless player!

[11:07:31] Wait, that can't be right. Hold on. Something's wrong with this.

[11:07:34] Wait, where do you go to see your stats, Loze? Where do you go for that?

[11:07:36] Ron, can you add him, please?

[11:07:38] No, God, no. You figure it out, bro.

[11:07:40] Loze, tell me your name, bro. Please, man. Like, please fucking God. Tell me your name.

[11:07:45] What's your name?

[11:07:46] His highest kill in one game is one.

[11:07:49] Loze, do you have a 0.16 KDE in this game?

[11:07:53] I'm opening all these. I'm gonna fuck um

[11:07:58] Yeah, how do I add you because it's just shown PlayStation just tell me your EA name my name is like the real Jinxie. I think somebody had that I

[11:08:07] Just opened up. Oh shit. I mean, I think my name is the lowest post TV, but maybe it's not oh my Katie's is 0.5

[11:08:14] So I was I

[11:08:16] Was 0.5 and most has a 0.1. We're gonna be here till the end of time. We're gonna be doing in this time

[11:08:23] I think like even in fucking fortnight man spend $200 some bullshit. How much like my Katie? Where do you go?

[11:08:34] So I have a 0.5 Katie. Yeah, wrap this shit up. Wait, where do you see your Katie?

[11:08:41] Where do you see it? I can't even talk bro

[11:08:46] Los can I add you bro, please? What's your name?

[11:08:48] I might have uh, where do I see that name because you're just showing my PSN. Oh my god

[11:08:55] Los just add me go yo add me Los add me

[11:08:59] Where's my Katie? I have a one check. This is EA name y'all are gonna know

[11:09:07] Let me add you man, please God. Let me add you. What is it the real Los Portos TV? Oh

[11:09:13] What's your EA name?

[11:09:15] The real JC at it

[11:09:18] the real most of the most photos TV I thank you the fucking chat knew it before

[11:09:25] you bro the most book room on this my tag I'm like brain dead

[11:09:33] this game like how hard is this game for real it's gonna be harder than

[11:09:38] 49 because we don't have a carry the most mostly most I sent you a frame

[11:09:42] request man please accept this I sent it I sent you a frame request to the most

[11:09:47] photos tv1 wait but i sent you one though my fucking yeah but i have a

[11:09:51] million i have a million verma west where do come on man where is it bro just go

[11:10:00] to your shit bro please please los please you can fire your neurons for

[11:10:07] one night i know you can i know you got them in you is this the calmest the

[11:10:11] lobby's been all day it's loaves trying to add jinxie

[11:10:17] yeah there's no furnacles cool man so we just end the marathon because loaves

[11:10:24] can't add someone is this real I don't think this time oh there you are there

[11:10:28] looks like step to you join me join me join my are you the way I need to turn

[11:10:36] the shut off hi guys how do I turn off these fucking invites please

[11:10:40] No, we're not

[11:10:42] How how many how many cheaters are really in this game? Why people say there's mad cheaters

[11:10:48] Most I invited you turn the lobby, please most from the lobby turn the lobby turn the lobby

[11:10:53] Most you see my invite

[11:10:56] man

[11:10:59] Most of you turn the lobby

[11:11:02] Well right here

[11:11:04] Ron where the fuck are you Ron join Ron join?

[11:11:07] So you kicked me that's why you kicked me. Ron join have as I got it. I got it

[11:11:11] All right make me host. Yeah, or you wanna be hosts join. No, I got it. I got I got I'm here, bro

[11:11:17] I'm here. Oh, hey, I'm gonna be Q. What do we cue? What do you have available not ranked?

[11:11:21] I don't have ranked unlocked yet. We don't have ranked available and none of us this let's just play

[11:11:27] Unranked trios. Yeah

[11:11:29] Only the party leader can change modes. Am I not party leader? Hello? Is Lose the party leader?

[11:11:36] Oh god. Lose, give me host. Lose, give me host. Lose, give me host, please. Sure, how

[11:11:46] do I do that? Click my name and promote me. Click my name and

[11:11:49] throw me there's just as inspect go to my name top left yep it just says

[11:11:59] inspect let me leave I'm gonna make a new party I have you guys at it just join

[11:12:04] my new party just throw me a new party can't give host what kind of fucking

[11:12:11] video game you can't give host relax relax just throw me a new party design

[11:12:15] this dog shit ass fucking game all right is everybody here cool good right all

[11:12:23] right we're gonna queue unranked trios all right I'm gonna play the heel girl

[11:12:29] whatever her name is Ron ready up I love shreddie bro yeah I mean this game

[11:12:36] this game's as yeah we know that trust me we both know that so why do you guys

[11:12:42] Think the game's ass like in your opinion. I'm not saying you're wrong like like how is it?

[11:12:48] How is it that like I this like you I is just like so outdated like I don't know how to describe it

[11:12:55] It looks like PUBG fucking mobile on my fucking screen, bro

[11:12:59] Like what am I like looking at bro? Mmm? I don't know

[11:13:03] I don't even know if it's like the UI the thing about apex that I hate that I absolutely fucking hate

[11:13:08] is that at the end of the game people have golden fucking chest plates golden helmets golden penises and it takes

[11:13:16] 19 shots to kill someone and then they put a fucking force field around themselves

[11:13:21] And then they get grabbed and teleported like the time to kill in this game is a fucking joke dog

[11:13:26] And the deeper you get into the game, but worse the time to kill us

[11:13:32] Wait is octane bad now chat who should I play hi boys? Why does it say wait?

[11:13:38] It's like an easy character I could play.

[11:13:41] Chad, it's not skill issue.

[11:13:43] In Fortnite, you kill someone and they die.

[11:13:45] In Apex, you kill someone and they linger around in a forced field for five minutes.

[11:13:49] Like people just don't die.

[11:13:51] Brother, there's 31 people on this game.

[11:13:54] Am I reading that correctly?

[11:13:55] No, it says 36 players in queue.

[11:13:57] Yeah, that means there's 36 people trying to queue up right now.

[11:14:01] We're not going to beat this guy.

[11:14:05] So how do y'all want to go about wrapping this up?

[11:14:07] like yo fortnight guys I'm not trying like I'm not kidding fortnight we had

[11:14:13] Ron Ron's a fish out of water on apex I'm a fish out of water like guys we're

[11:14:18] never gonna beat this so how do you think I'm a gamer like I'll adapt quickly

[11:14:23] to this game right those those successes look there and look pretty

[11:14:28] right you I need you to just learn something then we're good

[11:14:35] simple as that what's next run you want to piss on our face I mean bro what's

[11:14:40] wrong with you what type of teammate is this you like to see the hold yeah that's

[11:14:45] man are you gonna piss in my fucking cereal bro what the fuck learn something

[11:14:50] bro I can learn yeah I'm gonna go be like this game dead like is this game

[11:14:55] dead like I'm gonna go pee don't jump early please

[11:15:10] yellow spread I just want to tell you that I think you matter bro I love you

[11:15:15] you heard those what happened I want to say I think you matter bro and I love

[11:15:21] you I mean let's remember sometimes when you say crazy shit I'm like damn bro

[11:15:30] like

[11:15:37] sorry bro you know sometimes people say things that they don't mean Los listen

[11:15:44] man I get yo listen we're all agitated here we're all we're all annoyed why you

[11:15:48] you know, for like, we set out this goal.

[11:15:51] Let's see if we could do it.

[11:15:52] I think, I think we can personally, but that's just me.

[11:16:01] Like I said, I've played this game before.

[11:16:03] Yeah, my KD is low, but I know what it takes to win.

[11:16:12] I like that mentality, bro.

[11:16:13] Like I'm a veteran in the locker room, like, you know.

[11:16:18] Oh nice. Oh, there's a god in our lobby. Got it.

[11:16:28] Whoa. I

[11:16:31] Don't understand why my sensitivity is so high, but it is.

[11:16:36] This is so far.

[11:16:39] Yeah, the game itself doesn't like look bad like the graphics and shit, but like...

[11:16:45] I don't even know where to go, bro.

[11:16:47] Okay, I'm just gonna go like maybe we're like in the middle

[11:16:51] This game is good because when we jump we go together so Los can't wander around like a puppy again. This already a good start

[11:17:02] All right, I'm back

[11:17:08] This is the last game all the governors win this

[11:17:10] It's gonna take me like a minute to figure this shit out.

[11:17:15] Wait, this is Trio. This is already better than Fortnite. Fortnite was squads. It's already good.

[11:17:22] Why is my F of E so low?

[11:17:24] Wait, why am I- why am I dead?

[11:17:30] It's uh, two in the morning, and I'm getting chased down by a pedophile again.

[11:17:35] I mean, I'm not doing this. You guys, I got shit to do, man.

[11:17:38] Yeah, bro, if we're getting stream sniped on here, too, I'm not damn dead as my boys.

[11:17:41] It's two in the morning and they're just a pedophile chasing me down.

[11:17:44] Like, I don't, guys, I'm not doing this shit.

[11:17:46] What is this?

[11:17:47] I'm already dead?

[11:17:49] Are we dead-ass?

[11:17:50] I didn't even see this guy.

[11:17:53] I'm already dead.

[11:17:55] What is my sensitivity, bro?

[11:17:58] I'm wide-washed!

[11:18:04] I'm watching Loos.

[11:18:06] Give my shields a recharge.

[11:18:08] I don't understand.

[11:18:08] How do you change your, like, everything in this game?

[11:18:12] Los, I'm watching you, Los.

[11:18:16] Have you am on here?

[11:18:18] How did they already die?

[11:18:20] Like, what?

[11:18:21] He's in my house?

[11:18:24] Los, don't aim at penis level.

[11:18:27] Try to aim a little higher, bro, please.

[11:18:29] Los, you're actually carrying.

[11:18:30] You're the only one alive.

[11:18:33] Los, aim higher.

[11:18:35] What the fuck?

[11:18:36] Moseyme up!

[11:18:38] Why does he tell you how to play when you can't do it alive?

[11:18:45] Yeah, I don't know.

[11:18:47] I mean, there's just jet-

[11:18:48] Look, there's just jet-

[11:18:49] It's just stream sniping, bro.

[11:18:52] Look at this, look!

[11:18:53] Look, it's stream sniping.

[11:18:56] Like, it's-

[11:18:57] I- I- I- Every game?

[11:19:01] You guys are stream sniping Apex fucking legends?

[11:19:04] at two in the morning.

[11:19:06] Yeah, I mean, at some point you got to just start,

[11:19:10] you got to wash your ass.

[11:19:12] I mean like, yo, can we, Ron, Ron.

[11:19:15] What are you running me?

[11:19:16] I don't know what you're gonna do, bro.

[11:19:18] I said this to you.

[11:19:18] Wash your ass!

[11:19:19] Dude, I'd rather, dude, you might as well,

[11:19:21] you'd rather be a criminal.

[11:19:23] Go be a criminal, bro.

[11:19:24] At least like, I don't know.

[11:19:26] Yeah, because at least, no, you're right.

[11:19:27] No, because it crimes.

[11:19:28] At least if you rob someone, you like, you know,

[11:19:31] maybe you make a hundred bucks robbing someone.

[11:19:34] Bro, you're stream slapping Apex Legends at 2 in the morning for zero gain.

[11:19:38] You gain nothing from this other than a six sadistic smile on your face looking at your

[11:19:42] fucking phone at 3 in the morning.

[11:19:45] You should be fucking goddamn ashamed of yourself.

[11:19:47] Bro, I went to go open a door and there's literally a pedophile in the corner, like,

[11:19:52] I'm not, like, guys, I don't care, like, I don't care.

[11:19:55] I have a couple of games I'm good at.

[11:19:57] I'm not gonna sit here and claim I'm good at Apex Legends, all right?

[11:20:02] I have a 0.5 KD on this game, most ready up or I'm gonna die, most has a 0.1 KD, like

[11:20:09] whatever let's call this shit, bro, Ron, what's your KD at 8?

[11:20:13] I don't want to be alive anymore.

[11:20:19] No.

[11:20:21] Guys, it's not about crying, it's about, we're getting stream sniped on Apex Legends at 2

[11:20:31] the fucking morning after getting stream sniped for 11 hours. It's a little goddamn annoying,

[11:20:38] man. We had to hide screen for 25 minutes to win a fucking Fortnite game. It's annoying as shit.

[11:20:50] I'd rather play hardcore Minecraft again in your fucking bathroom.

[11:20:55] I might take you up on that offer.

[11:20:57] Oh, your team, we're at the bottom of the player's skill distribution.

[11:21:02] We're literally at the bottom of the fucking ramp.

[11:21:05] What is this, bro?

[11:21:07] Player's skill distribution, we're at the bottom of the ramp.

[11:21:11] So they couldn't even give us a bot lobby?

[11:21:24] At this point further, we just go to bed on sleep, do it like stream, like-

[11:21:27] No, no, I'm not doing that.

[11:21:28] We just watch Los Polos sleep in his bed.

[11:21:31] I already told you, man, if you want to try Apex tomorrow, I'm down.

[11:21:35] Yo bro, it's two in the morning.

[11:21:36] Also, why are we not in the game?

[11:21:39] What is this?

[11:21:40] I mean, dude, can we just replace this game like Valor or something?

[11:21:43] Like, I don't even know anymore.

[11:21:45] This game is- it's just dead.

[11:21:46] I don't even get like what guns are good, like, you know what I mean?

[11:21:53] It's gonna take me like minimum like three or four games to even get my settings right.

[11:22:01] Just find the purple and the gold stuff and pick it up.

[11:22:07] Just find the gold stuff man.

[11:22:11] You know what's funny Los?

[11:22:12] I played this game for three days and I still couldn't even tell you what guns are good.

[11:22:17] Welcome to the fucking crib.

[11:22:19] I still couldn't even tell you what guns are good.

[11:22:24] Oh nice, so there's Jesus in our game.

[11:22:26] This is great.

[11:22:27] Oh man.

[11:22:28] Guys, 2000 kills last like five days, that's great.

[11:22:33] Who's really doing this shit, bro?

[11:22:36] Alright, I'm just messing bro.

[11:22:39] Yeah, I got it.

[11:22:40] Let's all just land together, bro.

[11:22:42] Close. That's how it, like the game's designed.

[11:22:45] No, you can branch off.

[11:22:49] You didn't know that let's not branch off. Let's stay together

[11:22:56] You didn't hide your screen

[11:22:58] We hiding our screen

[11:23:00] Yeah, cuz now that I think about it

[11:23:02] Is it even mathematically possible to leave spawn because like it's not like Ron's like a FNCS player in a pack

[11:23:08] Yo, can you go somewhere? I'm trying to wait so there's like less people

[11:23:14] There's 21 people in the ship. Oh, no, but everyone's waiting for you

[11:23:18] most ever lingership to you close to the job master brother oh god though she's

[11:23:26] diving hiding bro it's like most right under we were hiding you didn't say that

[11:23:32] till now most why are we gliding go down oh no no no hold on hold on looks like

[11:23:40] Who did this game? Like what is this?

[11:23:44] I'm right

[11:23:53] We are awesome

[11:23:55] Those two against the tilted towers of this fucking game. No

[11:24:01] No here grab these grab these how does he know what

[11:24:11] Grab shit

[11:24:13] Close is already dead. I'm already dead. There's more people here

[11:24:19] Los we landed like 30 minutes later like what are earth in God's like

[11:24:29] So chat can we now understand like as human beings this is not mathematically possible to win

[11:24:35] It's not mathematical.

[11:24:37] He was so confident.

[11:24:38] He was deadass like so confident too.

[11:24:40] Like, like he'd get us a bad D3.

[11:24:42] Hold on, hold on.

[11:24:43] Jixi gave me the thing like when we're already like in the ocean, bro.

[11:24:47] I don't play this game.

[11:24:54] Loads ready out man.

[11:25:00] Loads ready out, ready out.

[11:25:03] Loads ready out my mom.

[11:25:04] I feel like if we played team up in 2k it'd be so much more fun

[11:25:08] You guys are so much more fun. You pick any player you want

[11:25:12] We're all on a team and we play against other people online that pick whatever player they want

[11:25:17] Like you could be fucking LeBron. You could be whoever you want. No, it's not you bro. Well, ah, he 2k hasn't been good since 2k 17

[11:25:24] Man, it's time to let go dude. You're not giving it a chance

[11:25:27] It's time to let go bro 2k had its day in the Sun. It hasn't been good since

[11:25:32] and what this fucking game is going this game sucks this game sucks this game sucks bro

[11:25:46] as you notice something okay guys you're getting faster yeah we're higher up on the

[11:25:49] average but no which means everybody is fucking queuing now

[11:25:54] i don't even want to give this game any love at all like i don't even want to play this for a minute

[11:25:58] Yeah, there's just legitimately no universe where we ever went to apex legends came yo hide screen hide screen hide screens hide screens

[11:26:09] Let's just try one game

[11:26:11] Hide screens everybody hide you don't even need to meet your sound just hide your screens. I don't know where the fuck

[11:26:16] We're going please God

[11:26:18] Hide your screens and we're gonna land somewhere weird like Ron take drop mouth. Hey, that's stable in auto

[11:26:23] You look so good today

[11:26:25] Don't let them hate on you. Thank you high screens and go somewhere completely remote and isolated. All right, please

[11:26:34] Yo, if you have John master give it to run

[11:26:39] You don't even like you can keep your sound on that doesn't matter just high screen

[11:26:44] Please God

[11:26:55] But yeah, it's not even like Apex is good or Apex is bad.

[11:27:00] It's like the stream snapping is literally

[11:27:03] going to be as bad as Fortnite.

[11:27:04] But then Ron's not an FNCS level player in Apex.

[11:27:08] So this is remotely fucking impossible.

[11:27:10] I didn't know why I'd go below this.

[11:27:11] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

[11:27:12] This is our game.

[11:27:13] The top player of our match is dog shit.

[11:27:15] It just said that.

[11:27:16] All right, knock it.

[11:27:17] Bro, this is, this, we can get off, bro.

[11:27:19] Most of the screen hit him.

[11:27:21] Yup.

[11:27:22] All right, most of the screen is hit him.

[11:27:24] Ron's gonna sit in my screens of Ron. I need you to fucking focus on the drop. Yeah lock in

[11:27:36] Do not show screen until we land everybody lock in this is it I

[11:27:41] Don't want to look at a black screen. I don't care, bro

[11:27:44] I don't want to get snipe for 12 hours, but that's what it is. All right

[11:27:49] You don't look at a black screen don't snipe

[11:27:54] guys the best player in the lobby has eight kills if we don't win this we're

[11:27:59] pathetic it would have when this doesn't pathetic tell me why I should show my

[11:28:05] stream not now not now just lose look look look look I don't know what every

[11:28:13] thing bro put the shields on show show screen show show screen yeah so it's

[11:28:19] not like for now where they can glide show screen I don't know how to play this

[11:28:23] game I'm gonna be honest with you yeah I don't know why if you see a shield put it on it's

[11:28:30] like full duty yeah how do I pull I don't pull out my way my call my knife

[11:28:40] bro stay together don't spread out please this is an unranked trio's game the

[11:28:45] best player has eight kills we have to win stay near each other

[11:28:50] like brother this game will actually be fun if we can make it out of spawn

[11:28:55] all right I don't understand at all fucking the full SMG okay cool this is

[11:29:05] the win right here stay near each other I got a turn I got all everything bro

[11:29:10] there's already 19 squads left this is good how do I turn off ADS like

[11:29:16] I

[11:29:19] Know wait the habits of time in the game. Yeah, what is that setting?

[11:29:25] Yeah, isn't the habit good?

[11:29:29] What was sitting together, bro?

[11:29:33] No, I don't care no one knows the iconic guns in this game not like for tonight

[11:29:38] And what everybody knows the scar like I don't care. I don't care. Oh, well, I'm getting attacked

[11:29:43] How do you try to hold the toggle?

[11:29:46] Why is my gun bursting? What the fuck? Help Lois, help Lois. Why is my shitty at, like,

[11:29:54] god? Why is my gun bursting, bro? Jesus Christ!

[11:29:57] Are you good or no?

[11:29:59] Lois, did you die?

[11:30:00] I gotta change, I gotta change, like, mad settings.

[11:30:02] Lois, fall back. Ron, come to me and Lois now. Lois, we're not fighting this. Lois,

[11:30:07] come back. We're not fucking fighting this, Lois.

[11:30:14] Why are you down there?

[11:30:26] How do I fucking turn this bullshit off?

[11:30:29] I keep hitting this kid, but the time to kill takes forever, so he's never gonna die.

[11:30:33] I keep hitting this kid, but the time to kill's infinite. This is close as dead. He went down for no reason. I don't know, he just solo went down.

[11:30:39] Cracking enemy shield

[11:30:53] What is this?

[11:30:55] down another one

[11:30:58] oh no it's another squad

[11:31:02] got a ransom again

[11:31:09] he's down with his kids there

[11:31:11] there's just kids everywhere bro I can't

[11:31:13] Lose why would you jump down

[11:31:15] Lose why would you run away

[11:31:16] why did you jump down

[11:31:18] to save your team

[11:31:20] like Lose why are you jumping down

[11:31:23] like I'm not even kidding do you want to like win like I'm changing the career like yeah bro like

[11:31:28] but like it's like dude I jumped I jumped down because there was a guy alone who I got down the

[11:31:34] one shot and it's a whole building unlooted right next to us but most the only thing that the only

[11:31:41] thing that we can do is just stack up as soon as we split up like it's not like you're gonna need to

[11:31:47] shoot somebody 25 times because there's gonna be three of them like the only way to play this game

[11:31:52] is to stack up we can't split out bro we're all ass as soon as you drop down it was just over man

[11:31:58] loads you can actually be useful in apex because you can like tank bullets bro like in fortnight

[11:32:04] you just die like octane is not that fun should i switch to like the wraith whatever

[11:32:10] rawr this is like this is literally never gonna end just right yeah no i think i could i think i

[11:32:14] good it's just gonna take me a couple games

[11:32:19] loads you can't loads you can't split up and isolate like that man like I'm gonna

[11:32:24] I'm gonna fucking kill myself most you cannot we're getting into the queues that

[11:32:28] just means everybody is in here watching us bro oh my god hide screen

[11:32:34] ice cream ice cream you can't split up like that most please those those please

[11:32:38] don't split up like seriously we could act like come on bro like I just want to

[11:32:41] I want to get off. Don't split up.

[11:32:44] I genuinely think we can win chat. I'm not kidding. I swear.

[11:32:49] Don't split up, Lose, please.

[11:32:53] Pick your gun.

[11:32:59] Hide screen, please.

[11:33:01] It's 2 in the morning, man. Oh my god.

[11:33:04] Alright, everybody hide screen.

[11:33:11] Wait, are we the best squad in the lobby? Is that what they just said? No, that's kind of

[11:33:17] Nope

[11:33:19] I was 64 level of 400 level 434. Oh great. Thanks. Great. The best player in the lobby hasn't watched his ass cool. Oh

[11:33:29] My god

[11:33:31] Go like

[11:33:33] You're the guy just go or give me

[11:33:35] I really wished it. It gave it to Lowes. Lowes hold circle. Lowes do not split up. Please don't split up.

[11:33:48] He's up marking every small thing. You're stressing me out, thanks.

[11:33:53] Somebody said lowes got punched to death.

[11:34:03] The last game we played the guy that killed most didn't have a gun. He just had a fist

[11:34:09] That's not true. You should have chat, bro

[11:34:16] The best gun is the R301 see this one I mean I saw screens I saw screen and all no no sweet

[11:34:22] You have a gun and then just wait you have a gun

[11:34:28] All right, I'm gonna show I'm gonna show screen

[11:34:33] I

[11:34:38] Think is an 8-1 line so like once it passes the pad you know the name run what does the ability do so?

[11:34:44] What is the fucking I don't know any of these guns?

[11:34:51] All right 19 squads left it's a fucking dragon in the sky

[11:35:03] I

[11:35:11] Lobby's here

[11:35:14] I did the lobby already win on us. We have to wait longer to show screen. This is fucking disgusting

[11:35:19] Everyone in here should be absolutely ashamed of yourself by the way. I'm not I just got not

[11:35:25] I'm lucky down bro. I'm lucky down, bro. I need out bro. We hate this screen

[11:35:31] He's back instantly snagged in one second.

[11:35:34] Running out, running out.

[11:35:46] My game is like lagging.

[11:35:56] Is that Loser on? Crawl up to me, Loser.

[11:35:58] Loser, crawl up.

[11:35:59] What the fuck is my game doing?

[11:36:02] What is this why am I lagging most brought up the stairs, please

[11:36:13] Bro, what am I

[11:36:22] Wait longer to show us Korean

[11:36:24] Oh, I but it looks like no you need to change servers. I'm on like it literally I was like that was like 200 ping playing

[11:36:43] Buddy I didn't get a fucking gun and the whole fucking lobby landed on my head

[11:36:47] Are you please change?

[11:36:49] What are we doing?

[11:36:51] Can you change the servers to like setting central or please?

[11:36:54] Dude, what are we actually like, can we take a step back?

[11:36:57] Forget what the chat's saying.

[11:36:59] What the fuck are we doing right now, bro?

[11:37:04] Ron, just make, here.

[11:37:06] Make a lot.

[11:37:07] Just make a lot.

[11:37:08] I don't, I don't, I don't, okay.

[11:37:10] I mean, I don't, just someone told me how to change servers.

[11:37:13] Like how can we make it just so it's like middle?

[11:37:15] What do you mean by take a step back?

[11:37:16] What do you mean?

[11:37:17] Like take a step back, right?

[11:37:19] Think about it, we're sitting here.

[11:37:20] We just put in 10 plus hours of stream.

[11:37:23] We beat the three games we've set out to.

[11:37:26] We went, we did this because a bunch of dudes

[11:37:29] were spamming Lemicki, who also were stream sniping us

[11:37:34] for fucking eight hours straight.

[11:37:36] And I'm supposed to sit here and be like,

[11:37:38] no man, we promised.

[11:37:39] I didn't promise, shit, I'm gonna get the fuck off this.

[11:37:42] It's two in the fucking morning.

[11:37:44] This is fucking bullshit, all right?

[11:37:47] And guess what?

[11:37:48] If I get off right now,

[11:37:50] none of you are gonna be mad at me tomorrow, bruh.

[11:37:53] Same with you, with Jixi.

[11:37:54] You're still going to go into Jixi Stream,

[11:37:57] and it's gonna be fine, bruh.

[11:37:59] Not then in the world.

[11:38:00] You wanna sit here and try to boo me?

[11:38:02] Boo you too, you piece of shit.

[11:38:04] You fucking streamstyped me for eight hours.

[11:38:08] Fuck yourself.

[11:38:09] I literally can't even go to the main menu just like

[11:38:23] Guys I'm clicking escape. I'm clicking escape. This is what it's doing

[11:38:30] You play siege you're a loser

[11:38:33] Yeah, I don't like yo man at least people know what like the r6 guns are

[11:38:38] Yo, you ever walk into a club and talk about how cool the R301 is?

[11:38:43] No, bro.

[11:38:44] You talk about how cool the SMG12 is, or the Scar in Fortnite.

[11:38:49] R6 and Fortnite have iconic fucking guns, man.

[11:38:53] Nobody talks about their R301 clips, bro.

[11:38:57] This game doesn't have swagger.

[11:39:00] Say we're two and a half, you want a night?

[11:39:03] All of us, we're playing Fortnite at one point.

[11:39:05] All of us.

[11:39:06] I invited you.

[11:39:07] Give us those swagger. You're not cipher pk bro. Please join the fucking game

[11:39:13] I don't see you. I don't even know where to go for invites cuz no one plays this shift a brush shift

[11:39:21] But did you see me a goddamn steam invite bro, yes, that's what I've been doing a steam invite

[11:39:28] And then you invite Los

[11:39:30] Right Los

[11:39:32] What do you mean what the fuck is an SMG12 bro?

[11:39:36] We all were playing R6 bro.

[11:39:38] And everybody in this chat knows what a fucking SMG12 is.

[11:39:42] A fucking AK12.

[11:39:44] Don't fuck with me right now please.

[11:39:46] Yo, you ever heard somebody talk about how cool the R301 is?

[11:39:50] Let's get real funny.

[11:39:51] Yeah, it used to be the wingman.

[11:39:53] That was actually the meta back in the day.

[11:39:55] I actually do remember it.

[11:39:56] It was actually good times.

[11:39:57] Everyone was using wingman.

[11:39:58] It was actually fun, I remember it.

[11:40:01] doing wingman and just having a blast bro yo bro if I reach the top rank in

[11:40:06] fortnite I'm called unreal if I reach the top rank in r6 I'm called champion if

[11:40:12] I reach the top rank in league of legends I'm called challenger if I reach

[11:40:17] the top rank in apex legends I'm called a fucking predator yo if you're a apex

[11:40:23] player take a step back bro and think about what fucking game you sunk your

[11:40:27] life into you want to go around running around telling people you're a fucking

[11:40:32] predator bro is that what you want to do you hit predator in apex yo I'm a

[11:40:37] champion in our six twenty-five fucking times by the way I don't give a goddamn

[11:40:43] fucking shit about being a predator type of shit is this my renegade

[11:40:51] I'd scream bro. I switched over so it should be better.

[11:40:56] A predator? Are you kidding me? They could have chosen any name to name the highest achieving players.

[11:41:02] They went with predator. Are you fucking serious?

[11:41:05] That's so insensitive with all the shit that's been going on the last two years with fucking Big Jeff.

[11:41:11] A predator? Are you fucking joking me? I'd rather dive and hit predator in this game.

[11:41:17] How many times you already hit Predator IRL so I don't know why you like the first time you talk in the last 10 minutes

[11:41:29] is to say that bullshit most that's the yeah like come on bro all right the top

[11:41:37] player in this lobby has 28,000 damage that that's me right that's me right

[11:41:43] But he's a chat that's mid right he's got fucking 18 damage. What are you saying? That's mid.

[11:41:49] Los you guys zero damage in two games ran away from us died and then got fisted to death.

[11:41:56] Are you fucking like you're a gaslighter man?

[11:42:01] Ready up.

[11:42:03] Fisted to death.

[11:42:05] Yo give me the leader bro.

[11:42:06] No no no.

[11:42:07] Do not.

[11:42:08] Last time you got leader you ran us into a puddle and then we got fucked.

[11:42:12] Don't show screen for literally like three four minutes. I'm not playing like like let's go. Don't show screen

[11:42:19] Somebody said my game has his screen on most you're not hiding

[11:42:23] Like getting like packet loss of the game. I don't know what to do

[11:42:27] Apex ledges at 75 cake players right now R6 has 45 K

[11:42:31] You're looking at steam charts, bro

[11:42:33] Majority people that play out of six clown Xbox and PlayStation buddy. What's your tone?

[11:42:37] The fuck are you saying bro? R6 is 150k people on the game right now. 200k. Put a sock in it bro. Please.

[11:42:46] There's a guy here. Stream snapper. Stream snapper.

[11:42:49] I got him. My game is like lagging. I'm showing you screen now.

[11:42:54] Chad, why am I getting packet loss? Can someone tell me? We're actually not going to be able to play tonight if I just keep getting packet loss. Like real talk.

[11:43:01] feeling oh good I mean oh shit that sucks

[11:43:08] children enemy

[11:43:11] low side let's get some damage going this game man

[11:43:14] this isn't any sense all my games were fine but I just got apex legends and

[11:43:18] start lagging

[11:43:24] yeah so guys what we're not gonna do is we're not gonna sit here and dump on our

[11:43:29] six is our six a dead game sure if you're gonna say our six is dead throw apex in there

[11:43:35] to you motherfucker you're gonna say our six dead throw apex in there too our graphics

[11:43:40] are all the lower I lowered all my graphics I don't even know yeah I guess I'll use the

[11:43:51] mustief shotgun and I guess I'll use the 4.0 x scope and then I guess I'll jerk off into

[11:43:58] a pillow all right we could probably show screen 13 screen I literally said

[11:44:04] I was sure she's got an answer right now you never said a word like okay guys

[11:44:09] I guess I'm delusional all right you know maybe I've been drinking too much

[11:44:13] let me lock it yeah you know Jinxie he did he did say that

[11:44:17] loose you haven't even spoke in 20 minutes man

[11:44:22] oh how do I get rid of this like lag I'm not even kidding like I could actually

[11:44:27] play good if I just have better like I don't get it as for which game has more

[11:44:32] players all right let's do it let's do this

[11:44:40] yo Bernard which game has more monthly players apex legends or rainbow six siege

[11:44:46] we're counting Xbox PlayStation of PC go

[11:44:51] You're shooting a dragon? Yeah, I gotta go to bed. He just shot a dragon! He's got

[11:45:00] a loot box.

[11:45:01] Apex Legends currently has an estimated 65 to 80 million monthly players while Rainbow

[11:45:10] Six Seed has about 30 million monthly players. On PC, Apex averages roughly 110,000 to 180,000

[11:45:17] current players, while Rainbow Six Siege averages around 50,000 to 70,000.

[11:45:22] Overall, Apex has a larger active player base, but Rainbow Six still has a solid community.

[11:45:27] Whatever, Nier.

[11:45:29] Bernard, have you ever thrown me a bone ever in your life, Bernard?

[11:45:34] Has there ever been a point where you could just throw me a bone, bro?

[11:45:38] Nick, I think I've thrown you a few buttons along the way. Maybe you just didn't see them,

[11:45:42] because you didn't be able to do anything.

[11:45:42] Yo pause! Pause, bro!

[11:45:44] Next time you need one, I'm ready with a full set of...

[11:45:47] Holy shit!

[11:45:48] Bernard, have you ever heard of a guy by the name of Los Polos TV?

[11:45:52] Have you ever heard of him?

[11:45:53] Of course he has.

[11:45:54] Oh yeah, I know who Los Polos TV is.

[11:45:56] He's a streamer and content creator, mostly doing NBA 2K, some variety, and always bringing some chaos.

[11:46:04] If you two ever...

[11:46:05] Is Los good at gaming, Bernard?

[11:46:07] Is Los a good gamer?

[11:46:10] I'd say Los is more about the entertainment than he is about the sweat.

[11:46:14] So Bernard, what the fuck does that mean? He's more about the entertainment than the sweat. What does that mean, Bernard?

[11:46:21] I mean, he's got a great personality and makes the streams fun. He's engaging. He's entertaining.

[11:46:26] Yeah, but Bernard, that wasn't my- you sort of swerved around my question.

[11:46:31] Bernard, I know Lois is funny.

[11:46:33] Bernard's not his ball, man.

[11:46:34] It's Lois' good at games.

[11:46:36] Is that why?

[11:46:37] Yeah.

[11:46:38] Alright, straight up, he's decent, but he's not a pro-level grinder. He's got skills, but the real show is his personality.

[11:46:43] There he is! Thanks Bernard!

[11:46:45] How dare you!

[11:46:47] Wait for ten minutes.

[11:46:49] Los, come to us, Los, come to us.

[11:46:53] Here we go. Good AI.

[11:46:57] Bernard's not AI.

[11:46:59] I'm getting lagged.

[11:47:01] Bye bye, I'm mine, Bernard. It's all the same.

[11:47:05] Bring a portal out right here.

[11:47:09] Wait, what?

[11:47:11] Let's go to bed man. Nice portal bro. Yeah let's go to sleep now. Nice fucking portal bro.

[11:47:17] I'm just lagging bro. I don't even know what lag is, I'm just there.

[11:47:22] Reloading. I'm a better gamer even with lag, I don't give a fuck.

[11:47:29] I like chat what is my ability what am I doing what am I doing

[11:47:40] just the hemlock good at range

[11:47:45] one shot I'm gonna push this kid let's go get him there

[11:47:52] You know do you fuckers not to me trying to you

[11:48:00] Relax Bernard

[11:48:02] Well, I'm not Bernard loves

[11:48:06] You might as well be yeah, let's just chill let's just chill

[11:48:12] My a's I'm bad versus lagging not cope either

[11:48:16] You're right. Can we just hide in the building? Can we just hide in the building?

[11:48:22] Or no, we need loot. We need loot. Wait, there's only 24 people left. You can't win in Apex without golden armor. It's like the dumbest shit ever.

[11:48:30] I don't understand why I have like a permanent red ball. I haven't had that all night until I got on this game, bro.

[11:48:37] Like, what is this old shit-ass fucking game?

[11:48:40] Somebody said Los Polos is playing on 60 fov. No, say you swear to God you're on 60 fov right now

[11:48:46] How are you? How are you playing the game top reading chat, bro?

[11:48:53] Yep, hide in the building hide in the building just

[11:48:58] Hide in the building

[11:49:01] Everyone just hide the bill please we need to kill somebody

[11:49:06] Where I hear him most stay right next to us

[11:49:40] No one.

[11:49:41] Loose, why'd you blow up our door?

[11:49:45] Hey, they're bots?

[11:49:46] Oh, they're bots?

[11:49:48] Yo, doesn't matter, get the win.

[11:49:50] Seven squads left.

[11:49:51] Fuck, fuck, oh, fuck.

[11:49:52] Yeah, I'll do that.

[11:49:53] Fuck.

[11:49:54] Luda, Luda, Luda.

[11:50:00] These bots are fucking better than fucking me, man.

[11:50:05] What kind of bullshit-ass game is this?

[11:50:07] What is getting this kid is sniping? Oh my god

[11:50:18] Yo, okay seven squads left Ron. Can we hide in the building most come in the building most hide in the building most hide in the building

[11:50:24] Most hide in the building don't wander in the world wonder it scares me stop wandering. I'm in the building

[11:50:37] 10 seconds

[11:50:45] 18 people left bro

[11:50:48] Yeah, most why are you doing stay in stay in I gotta move like the way I move it in zone. You're right outside

[11:50:57] Is a real good

[11:51:00] What the fuck is this bro, bro, it's the zone. I think I think we're dying to the zone. No he's like out here

[11:51:07] I

[11:51:16] What the fuck is hitting most go in there, holy lag bro is this normal chat for this game

[11:51:25] But legitimately what is hitting me most come home

[11:51:31] Got me

[11:51:33] Watch out, watch out, watch out!

[11:51:35] Ron, come on, come on, come on.

[11:51:37] Yo, push these guys!

[11:51:39] What the hell are you doing?

[11:51:47] Bro, what is hitting us?

[11:51:49] Storm? Run to the storm, run to the storm.

[11:51:51] Storm all down. Do not fight.

[11:51:53] Run to the storm.

[11:51:55] I'm fucking...

[11:51:57] That one?

[11:51:59] Watch yourself.

[11:52:01] I

[11:52:03] Come to me. You mean hi bro

[11:52:05] What is my ability do what it what is this do? I don't even know what's happening to me

[11:52:11] You guys are doing good run come to me

[11:52:19] Shit, they're even boss the real kids, bro, so I'm turning at you. He saw me

[11:52:24] I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad. I'm bad

[11:52:31] You represented a training opportunity. That made you worth something to me.

[11:52:49] Like, I don't know what to do anymore, bro. I don't know what to do anymore. I don't know what to do anymore, bro.

[11:52:52] Bro, just listen to me, bro. Just listen to me. I said just stay with me.

[11:52:55] You wanna run like a little fucking sissy boy, bro?

[11:52:58] guys are dog shit like what dude hey hey bro what you fucking yo i'll fuck you guys later

[11:53:06] bro she was for this book it's only my game no you're not getting off

[11:53:11] not gonna shake you guys she was mad for your chat appreciate you

[11:53:16] i'll sit here and tell my fucking arms give out well listen i that's good that's uh it's real

[11:53:24] nice. Los you got off. I gotta get out of here man. If this is getting bad bro. What the

[11:53:35] fuck are you even from the hot place? It's 2.30 in the morning. I haven't seen humans today.

[11:53:44] I haven't moved. I have zero steps today. My step was I was over there in my water. Los

[11:53:53] Deadass serious screen share your health app right now out editing it and show me how many steps you get every single day for the last month

[11:54:01] Yeah, I'll do that. Do you go fuck yourself? How about that?

[11:54:04] You do that and then I'll say okay your little prick. All right, so listen like

[11:54:10] guys

[11:54:12] like

[11:54:13] How are we this is torture man? You guys you've been streaming for how would we look at ours?

[11:54:19] I

[11:54:21] See 12 hours

[11:54:23] 10 and a half for me and run

[11:54:25] Man, come on, bro. It's been a good stream

[11:54:28] No, join the lobby bro. Come on. Are you hungry or something? Do you want me to order? Join the lobby to do what?

[11:54:33] We're not gonna win

[11:54:35] That's my food on God. I'll send you food

[11:54:38] Like just join the lobby. I what do you want? I swear just tell me what you want. I'll order. I want to get off

[11:54:46] All right, I feel like it was a great stream

[11:54:48] What's the team doing the lobby loose?

[11:54:52] It does.

[11:54:53] That's out of the car.

[11:54:54] What would Tina want?

[11:54:56] Listen, it's just not in the cards for me, man.

[11:54:58] What does Tina want, bro?

[11:54:59] Lo's.

[11:55:00] What's a dad that's successful?

[11:55:01] Come on.

[11:55:02] Lo's, follow your heart, bro.

[11:55:05] Jinxie, I know you will, too.

[11:55:08] I'll see you guys later.

[11:55:10] Are you?

[11:55:11] Peace chat.

[11:55:14] All right.

[11:55:15] And then there was two.

[11:55:17] run does this game have a duo's mode wow I mean to be fair we're Los is like 40

[11:55:28] bro I think Los is like married guys like I don't even know how we got him to

[11:55:31] play for 12 hours yo run is there a duo's mode I swear to God it will win

[11:55:37] first try if we go on ranks duos hide screen

[11:55:44] Bro like I think we could do it. That's the craziest bar like I wish you would just give it like no troll

[11:55:48] No, I don't blame it man. I don't blame most yo chat before you guys start typing L. Loze and bullshit

[11:55:55] Yo guys, I love the W most is literally 30 what 32 most is like married guys

[11:56:01] I can't believe most actually played for 10 hours like bro chat

[11:56:06] Understand how miserable that was for most getting passed around like a fucking joint for 10 hours

[11:56:13] Bro, he got one kill for every 11 deaths like cut the guys in slack

[11:56:18] W fucking most man run. Let's play duos and let's just first try this duos unranked high screen, okay?

[11:56:29] Change go unranked duo's bottom left change the finish

[11:56:32] Alright, no W fucking most I'm not tolerating that bullshit, bro

[11:56:37] The fact that yo bro if you would have told me loads is gonna play for 11 hours

[11:56:41] I would have slapped you across the face

[11:56:43] W loss man

[11:56:45] Love most bro. Yeah

[11:56:48] Miss him already. Yeah, I already miss those. All right, Ron do those. Let's first try this shit, bro. All right

[11:56:55] I'm gonna walk in you right. I shouldn't have ran away. I don't know why I ran away

[11:56:57] I thought I was I ran away because I thought I was taking storm damage because I was out of the storm and I was getting shocked

[11:57:04] So then I ran to the circle and then I realized that wasn't taking storm

[11:57:07] It's not what the fuck I'm ever dying to in this game

[11:57:11] Just one game of duos we got it run, right?

[11:57:15] Love los bro. Yeah, I miss those. Hey, this sucks. I

[11:57:20] miss los

[11:57:22] That's fun stuff, Lois.

[11:57:24] Q-Dos, bro, it's Q-Dos.

[11:57:26] We are in Q, there's only six players in.

[11:57:29] Cool.

[11:57:30] Guys, Lois is a dope, bro, don't be weird.

[11:57:33] W Lois, guys.

[11:57:40] I go to Twitter from streamerupdates underscore.

[11:57:44] Jinxie, stable Ronaldo and Los Polos finally get a quote on quote

[11:57:49] La Mickey win in fortnight after two and a half hours.

[11:57:53] So

[11:57:54] so we do bro.

[11:57:56] So not getting like

[11:57:58] gape by the 75 stream snapping degenerates.

[11:58:03] It's La Mickey for hiding stream for 10 minutes.

[11:58:06] That's La Mickey.

[11:58:07] There's no winning, bro.

[11:58:10] We could have saved an orphanage with our bare hands, built them a house, fucking just

[11:58:18] like gave them a million dollars.

[11:58:19] I'm not saying four players in Q house, they're four players in Q.

[11:58:23] There's literally only four players on this game guys.

[11:58:25] By the way, every game that we're playing is like actually just all you guys are in

[11:58:28] you guys.

[11:58:29] There's literally nobody on the game.

[11:58:36] Somebody said speed run Minecraft.

[11:58:39] Oh fuck yourself. Yo, but yeah, can we like oh here we go round do us right. All right. There's only 15 teams. Okay. We got it

[11:58:47] Low stream for 11 hours is crazy chat chill out. He's a W

[11:58:53] Yeah, she can't I do Ron. I can't I thought most gonna quit later. I thought let's gonna quit

[11:59:00] But I think most likes for now like I don't think those likes a pass

[11:59:04] Bro, I don't I don't know what I'm doing. It's happening on apex

[11:59:07] This game is not like visually appealing. I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah

[11:59:13] Like I don't know how to describe it

[11:59:15] It's like we want to be high screen. I'm not sure until we're like not even looted just wait till we're situated

[11:59:24] All right, bro top players 100 kills. We got this man. I

[11:59:28] Think I have like 20 kills

[11:59:31] How hard is duo's check? Wow the map is small. What does that mean? Does that mean there's nobody on this game?

[11:59:35] No, it just means it's like a duo's map, I think

[11:59:39] No, I'm not enough players. How am I jump master?

[11:59:44] When the map is smaller, I mean it's not enough players like what I think apex has a lot of players

[11:59:48] I'm not gonna lie. Are you sponsored or something? No, we're playing unranked

[11:59:53] Who plays dude? No one plays unranked siege playing fucking unranked right now. We're gonna have ranked along

[12:00:03] Show my screen

[12:00:05] are you sure no no what no what my leg went away bro you show up a weapon yeah

[12:00:11] we're straight below the edge of the map

[12:00:15] all right one win no cheeky one win no spot i got my legs gone bro i might actually be able to

[12:00:20] do something in this game

[12:00:28] have someone on me

[12:00:58] You think I'm a real person, bro? Or is this just like, I don't get it?

[12:01:07] These are real people. You can look at the names. This is real people. These are not bot names.

[12:01:12] Look at the kill feed. That's all real people.

[12:01:16] Wait, why is the game going so fast? I'm not complaining.

[12:01:19] There's already nine squads left? Are you dead ass?

[12:01:22] I'm not even kidding like I've laughed more at most clips than any streamer of all time.

[12:01:51] Yeah, I'm like, oh, this is the most I like it is like literally the most I like most is literally my favorite streamer to ever graze the planet

[12:02:02] Today was like the most I laugh. Yeah, like the most just brings joy to be

[12:02:11] All right, there's nice ones left

[12:02:15] Keep moving

[12:02:21] I don't want to use the 6x sniper, I guess I'll use that.

[12:02:27] That looks good, I guess.

[12:02:28] Chad, is the wingman, like, that good?

[12:02:33] I have a shotgun and a hemlock, I think that's fine, right, Chad?

[12:02:38] Bro, we need to get, like, the gold chest plate in bullshit.

[12:02:44] I don't know what I just placed.

[12:02:48] How do you inspect your instruments?

[12:02:50] You're a weapon.

[12:03:06] Come on, Ron.

[12:03:08] Nine squads left.

[12:03:10] Ten ass?

[12:03:12] I still hear one in the tunnel.

[12:03:14] Are you ready? Hold on.

[12:03:16] Okay that's the bot look at his name frame forger that's the bottom

[12:03:31] Are there real players in our lobbies even like what is this game that dead

[12:03:37] No that was a bot his name was frame forger

[12:03:48] I don't give a fuck I mean it's a win

[12:03:50] We had no option. We couldn't queue ranked because we don't have ranked unlocked

[12:03:54] So if you type in the mickey one more time, I'll burn this chat to the floor

[12:03:58] We have no other option bro. So we had to queue on ranked. We don't have ranked unlocked

[12:04:07] No, no, no, Ron, hey, ignore it, bro. We streamed for 12 hours.

[12:04:12] Go fucking hug your girlfriend, bro. You earned this. All right, man?

[12:04:17] I won't have sex, bro.

[12:04:19] Yeah, go bust a nut, Ron. You earned this shit, bro.

[12:04:23] 12 hours with a gerbil on your team.

[12:04:31] That's not a joke. We can definitely still die.

[12:04:37] five

[12:04:40] ten seconds the rings close seven squads left lock in

[12:04:43] rare rare

[12:04:48] zones coming three seconds they're gonna run towards us six squads left

[12:04:52] six squads left

[12:04:55] rings move in

[12:04:59] we grief them bro come on come on go go go money

[12:05:04] fire

[12:05:11] fucking shit wrong

[12:05:15] that's about a blanket wizard

[12:05:20] this has to be a real person, this guy's name was offensive name

[12:05:29] his name was an inoffensive name

[12:05:34] Why is that that would never be a boss name? Yeah

[12:05:38] Yeah, we're doing it when they have two names and their first letter is capital. It's a bot every time

[12:05:44] It's about every really yeah like frame forge. That's a bot

[12:05:49] You can tell someone has a real name

[12:05:53] So this is not a real game. Yeah, I'm playing like we had no other option we queued unranked duos

[12:05:58] I

[12:06:00] Miss a win. Hey, hey, we win this. I'm off

[12:06:04] Letting you know, bro

[12:06:07] They don't have any light ammo or no

[12:06:10] Please God when you want this one minute rings there by please God of me win this

[12:06:18] Fucking 12 hours of fucking stream sniping to link with any you got any thing or no, I don't even know

[12:06:24] Ammo is one ammo

[12:06:28] Your inventory how tab oh tab I'm on controller

[12:06:36] Oh, no, I'm gonna get a ammo drinks you have 30 bullets up. How do you pull up your inventory? I

[12:06:40] Don't know

[12:06:48] Run come come come what do you need? What do you need? What?

[12:06:54] I mean this can't be a plot. I just like run. What do you need? That's a real player. Nice. I killed them

[12:06:59] I need later. I'm a later mode. You're late. I'm off. Yeah. Yeah, it's cool. Go

[12:07:04] I got you boy right here there

[12:07:08] And it's lit one I love one of them goes on

[12:07:17] Let it over

[12:07:18] They're all day. Yo Irish chemo is a real player. He's in the lobby. There's a real player here

[12:07:24] Ivershkimo he has six kills. He has a clan tag that guy's real

[12:07:29] There's a real guy that guy's real

[12:07:36] Yes purple armor this guy's a chun

[12:07:39] dropping you some venus gets

[12:07:42] Why is this not fucking plate?

[12:07:54] We need to get in the house for coming to you coming to you run that guy's real

[12:08:00] I hear some on me. Hold on. I'm getting shot in the back. I'm getting shot at the back

[12:08:05] Hey, come on stairs. Come on. Come on. I'm up. I'm up coming up. I just scanned us. I'm pretty sure that means he knows exactly where we are

[12:08:10] We're gonna hold you in this little positioning

[12:08:15] Hit one this kid might be in the house

[12:08:19] Now, stop.

[12:08:23] Is this even shotgun even good shot or no?

[12:08:32] What are these fucking abilities?

[12:08:35] I want to puke.

[12:08:36] Ron, come up, come up. You're exposed to too much shit.

[12:08:39] I'm staying low because I have a shotgun on.

[12:08:43] I need shield broken.

[12:08:49] I just shit on that head here.

[12:08:53] Run, I just shit on one of them, I'm not even getting.

[12:08:58] Run the fucking door.

[12:09:08] Who's my penis kit? Come to me. Run, come to me.

[12:09:11] Oh, I'm run.

[12:09:14] I need like the energy ammo in the building on you

[12:09:28] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go

[12:09:33] Here somewhere

[12:09:37] I think it's above us

[12:09:51] I don't

[12:09:58] actually locked

[12:10:11] What those camp camping wait that guy's actually good whatever that is

[12:10:16] Yeah, that's the killer that's the killer the kimchi guy

[12:10:28] He's coming to my door. Run to my door.

[12:10:31] Yeah, I don't know where this kid is under us.

[12:10:33] This audio makes no sense.

[12:10:37] Is he like under us?

[12:10:44] No one's coming in. We gotta move.

[12:10:47] I knocked one, but I didn't get the finish, I don't think.

[12:10:52] Run, I need energy ammo. Do you have energy ammo?

[12:10:54] I don't have energy ammo for you. I don't have energy.

[12:10:56] I don't even know what I'm looking at right now.

[12:11:05] He's in the house minus.

[12:11:12] He's above us.

[12:11:13] I think there's a kid above us.

[12:11:22] I wish you were broken.

[12:11:29] Oh, watch out, watch out! This is the whole way we lost. Oh my god.

[12:11:34] Oh my god, the kid above us just sold our whole game. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[12:11:41] That solo above us just sat there, bro.

[12:11:45] I knocked one of the guys.

[12:11:47] That was the guy I one-shotted.

[12:11:52] I don't play like I don't play this how many how many more times I gotta say I don't play

[12:11:57] I don't know what my oh, I don't even know how to use my old

[12:12:00] Why are you not shooting the solo bro?

[12:12:04] Oh, yeah guys, let me shield swap, bro

[12:12:08] Because I don't I don't play apex. I don't know what my old means the fuck you mean by what is my old what button?

[12:12:14] I can't even beat a bot lobby, yo bro those guys weren't bots, they were fucking dumb,

[12:12:23] those guys had 20 kills.

[12:12:25] They were like stormholding us.

[12:12:29] Those guys were not bots, dipshit.

[12:12:32] I need dick.

[12:12:33] I actually want you to come over right now bro, just fuck my ass.

[12:12:37] Brown hides behind all your drop please.

[12:12:39] Bro, I don't, like I said, I don't know what my ult, what do you mean my ult?

[12:12:42] I don't play the game.

[12:12:43] Shut up

[12:12:45] No, Jinx you should have ulted bro, L Jinx seen the chat bro

[12:12:49] Like we haven't been sitting for fucking 12 hours bro bullshit right now

[12:12:52] Like we're playing apex fucking legends man at fucking midnight. It's 3 a.m. For you

[12:13:13] That was it. That was the win.

[12:13:22] There's people really out there who get on their fucking computer, start up their day

[12:13:26] with just Apex Legends, man.

[12:13:31] What do you not like about this game, Ron?

[12:13:34] Shut the fuck up, bro.

[12:13:35] No, like, I'm not saying you're wrong. I just want to hear you.

[12:13:38] Like, you gotta be sponsored, bro. It's like, who gives a fuck what I think about the game?

[12:13:43] Who gives a fuck about what Stumble Retordo thinks about this fucking game, bro? Who cares?

[12:13:48] Who'd that ask her? Not a single viewer who gives a fuck, bro?

[12:13:51] like I

[12:13:53] Want to go to sleep

[12:13:55] ready us

[12:13:57] Run, I mean like I'm not saying that you're wrong

[12:14:01] I don't care what you're saying. I want to die

[12:14:05] I

[12:14:08] You need to take a fucking chill though. I mean don't don't put your pent-up aggression on me fucking psycho

[12:14:20] What's the hostile near it says I'm just gonna fuck my asshole until I cream

[12:14:24] Oh

[12:14:30] Players on me somewhere. It's a R99 good who knows man

[12:14:38] No, I'm not using this weird ass energy weapon shit just a gun that shoots fuck me

[12:14:46] Extended Slipper man

[12:14:48] A.R.K. stream cyber like how bored do you have to be like genuinely serious

[12:14:54] Which is this the best gun the R301?

[12:14:59] I don't even know what this audio is

[12:15:12] Oh

[12:15:15] Help me help me help me help me

[12:15:18] I

[12:15:30] Masked they're going to bro. I know

[12:15:35] That's all this position

[12:15:40] Oh my god, shut up man, I can't even give you fucking credit you just yeah, man shut the mouth

[12:15:46] I want to go to sleep junk, and I got you Bob

[12:15:58] Like that's this fucking weird energy ammo bullshit

[12:16:03] We are DJ Khaled talking to his wife saying fucking boxing whatever bro, and you're just like

[12:16:09] Telling me to keep going bro like I

[12:16:11] Want to go to sleep energy ammo. Yo apex dude get a grip

[12:16:16] Energy MO are you fucked who are you feeling like fucking energy MO?

[12:16:26] Just make SMGs shotgun snipers and ARs mean energy MO are you kidding?

[12:16:31] First time chatter remember the slap in the gym. Yeah, bro. I remember it like are these yours chatters just like coming in like it's

[12:16:38] fucking 1 a.m. Well, oh

[12:16:41] It's 1 a.m. For you how privileged it's

[12:16:44] It's fucking free in the morning for me, kid, and I'm still locked in. Yeah, we're gonna go to bed and say we didn't fucking

[12:16:54] What we did this shit, bro. Yeah, we are

[12:16:58] So like I do I put on the stock because then I'm gonna put it on the chance gonna be like no no

[12:17:06] Like you're so funny when you're just so chopped, bro. I love when you'd have this chopped haircut

[12:17:14] Why is there a hole here?

[12:17:16] I almost died.

[12:17:18] Probably on us, on us, on us, on us.

[12:17:20] I'm on the roof.

[12:17:22] Don't worry about me.

[12:17:27] Yo, so chat, is my ultimate LBRB?

[12:17:29] Is this my ult?

[12:17:32] Where's Loos?

[12:17:34] He's in quick.

[12:17:39] There's someone under me.

[12:17:44] I

[12:17:48] Mobile respawn beacon

[12:17:53] Which that's my old

[12:18:02] What just hit me why like instantly get not

[12:18:06] Why did I instantly get knocked?

[12:18:15] I'm gonna drop down.

[12:18:18] Ron, I dropped down.

[12:18:23] Come rest.

[12:18:24] I can't hold him.

[12:18:25] He's a stream cyberbite.

[12:18:26] What if I instantly get knocked by?

[12:18:27] It's a stream cyber, bro

[12:18:31] What if they think somebody did not buy

[12:18:36] It's on my body

[12:18:40] Hey, come to me right now

[12:18:43] Can I come to you now? He's shooting my shield right now. Maybe I want to kill him while I go swimming

[12:18:54] Let him he's in this corner

[12:18:56] Nice, how the fuck out of my dead ass the show, oh my god, what the fuck?

[12:18:59] Dog shit ass fucking player, you're so dog shit, how you gonna stream save and be that fucking ass, you dog shit fucking player, don't fuck yourself, head's up.

[12:19:09] You're so fucking cool.

[12:19:11] Oh god, I love you Ron.

[12:19:14] Let me recharge it, just getting my kids a recharge, stay with me now, and leave the healing coming.

[12:19:24] yo I got like two shot bro pick up that guy's cringy ass gun

[12:19:28] I gotta go I'm gonna put a portal down right here

[12:19:33] Chet's right there wait stay there that portal so I got you bro

[12:19:37] let's do what you gotta do I think I'm good

[12:19:41] hey is this site good on my gun or no

[12:19:44] wonder which upgrade I should get

[12:19:47] when we're fighting at the end

[12:19:54] You're so ass. Yeah, ninja. I don't ever want to be good at this game. I don't

[12:19:59] Said ninja, what do you think I say psycho?

[12:20:02] Bro, ninja, I don't want to be good at this game

[12:20:07] What the fuck do you think I'm saying you little creep fuck

[12:20:17] You so we need to cover

[12:20:24] set

[12:20:36] Talk to me, bro, you good? Help me. Help me, help me. Got him. Good kill.

[12:20:44] See, that was like a good or a battle. Was that a battle?

[12:20:48] Oh!

[12:20:53] Yo need ammo, do you have light?

[12:20:54] Run and need light ammo now!

[12:20:55] Oh yeah, it's all right here, it's all right here, it's all right here.

[12:21:00] Here's some on me.

[12:21:05] Alright, these ones are bots, it's fun.

[12:21:07] Thank god!

[12:21:11] Wait, wait, how do I...

[12:21:13] Wait, are these bots here?

[12:21:14] Okay, win the game.

[12:21:17] Wait.

[12:21:18] Yeah, I'm getting back to the game. Yeah, I'm getting back to the game.

[12:21:22] I got the kill later. I don't give a fuck.

[12:21:24] 12 hours, 21 minutes later. We did it.

[12:21:27] I don't give a fuck. We could have literally done that with Loz, by the way.

[12:21:31] If he just fought, yeah, I'm off this shit.

[12:21:35] Never again.

[12:21:37] Yo, Ron. I fucking love you, bro. GG's.

[12:21:41] Yo, shout out Loz, shout out Ron.

[12:21:44] We did it, bro. Fucking, we did it, man.

[12:21:48] I was actually the most I've laughed probably yeah, that's the most I've laughed in my life

[12:21:56] For tonight was be funny it like that was that was the most I know

[12:22:00] That was probably the funniest when low somebody get the clip. There's gonna be 30 clips of this

[12:22:07] Somebody get the clip of when the gerbil was dancing on loose the hamster

[12:22:12] So that was the best fucking moment ever

[12:22:14] All right, I'm dead at like I'm immediately getting off. I'll see you, bro

[12:22:20] Ron love you kid. Love you to death kid

[12:22:23] He saw me

[12:22:25] I'm off bro. No, no, no, no, yo

[12:22:30] 12 hours later, we did it probably the most I've ever laughed in my life. Yo, I don't know why

[12:22:38] Whatever bro GGs. Hey, man

[12:22:40] I'm off chat love y'all boys bro for real peace out bro fucking love y'all boys

[12:22:48] If you enjoyed your stay type of me in the chat if you enjoyed your stay I love y'all bro

[12:22:53] And I'll catch you in the next one in case I don't see you