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[533/730] π΄ THE BEST STREAM EVER π΄ THE BEST DAY EVER π΄ MESSI IS THE GOAT π΄
06-17-2026 Β· 5h 57m
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Bob all right, Bob all right, bro, I'm telling you this shit is not comparable.
This shit is not comparable, man.
I've said this before and I'll say it one more time.
The biggest achievement in Ronaldo's career was not winning a Ballon d'Or or winning
a UCL.
biggest achievement in his goddamn career was ever being compared to Lionel Andres Messi.
Messi is the greatest footballer of all time.
Fuck that.
Messi is the greatest athlete of all time, motherfucker.
He might win back to back World Cup.
I don't even know what to say.
He might win back to back World Cup, man.
bro what the what the fuck is that what what's what's going on over here man like
what's what what like I was actually watching a little bit of this game let
me say this too the reason why I already spit one fact let me spit another fact
the reason why Messi's career was able to transfer into his older ages and
Ronaldo's wasn't was because Ronaldo built a career on solely relying on
athleticism and physicality. Oh, his vertical leap is 100,000 inches. Oh, he has an eight-pack.
Oh, he's really fast. Oh, he did a bicycle kick. Ronaldo's career was built a lot on athleticism.
If you disagree, you don't know ball. Like, if you don't know ball, step out of the screen, please.
Ronaldo's career was built on athleticism. Messi's career was built on, and also,
So, Ronaldo's career is building hard work, bro.
I'm not ever gonna discredit Ronaldo, man.
Just stop comparing this guy to Messi.
It's disgusting.
It's fucking, it literally makes me want to puke, bro.
Ronaldo's career was built on athleticism and physicality.
Oh, he's six foot one.
He has a fucking eight pack.
Oh, he did a bicycle kick.
Oh, he can kick a free kick from 50 yards away.
Oh my God, Messi's career was built
on a God-given footballing ability
with eyes in the back of his head and football IQ.
That's why the older Messi got,
his game never decayed with him.
His game never decayed with him, bro.
PSG was a fucking nightmare.
I wish Messi never went to PSG.
Way too many egos on that team.
That team was a mess.
Neymar left Barca to get out of Messi's shadow
and then they ended up in PSG together
and then in Bop, like that team was just a fucking nightmare.
I wish Messi never left Barca in his whole career.
He could, Messi could, this is the scary part.
Messi could play Cam in Barca right now.
Like Messi would be one of the best players
on Barcelona right now.
Like this isn't a joke.
Messi could literally play Cam for FC Barcelona
right the fuck now.
If you disagree, you don't know ball yet again.
You don't know fucking ball.
Messi could, they could throw him in at Cam right now
on FC Barcelona.
He'd be one of the best,
he'd be one of the best players in the world still.
Let's let's start. Let's start saying crazy shit. What if Argentino wins back-to-back world cups and what if messy wins golden boot?
Give him bow to door if messy wins world cup and back like if he wins world cup and golden boot give him bow to door
I'm like, yeah, am I crazy am I crazy?
What oh what's the chat's happened? What's the chat's happened? Love you to death kid. Lucia. What are you talking about?
Pookie relax. No, it's not about okay. First off iconic
Don't pookie me. Uh, don't pookie me. Let me say this bro. Listen, man
Ryan, what are you saying?
What did you think of Messi's foul yesterday? Uh, it's it's football. It happens
Why do Ronaldo fans get so fucking delusional?
You're a Madrid fan, bro, all of your viewpoints on football are literally just completely tainted
and stupid.
You're a Madrid fan, bro.
Ryan, you have the problem with any Madrid fans is y'all have no understanding or respect
for what the sport is about ever.
Y'all have no understanding of the sport and no respect for the sport.
Beckett, they give it a 25 gifted.
Yo, you're focusing on Messi's foul yesterday.
Yo, what about Messi's hat trick yesterday?
It's not a bull, like, it's not a bullshit hat trick.
Like when people are like,
inbopay hat trick, woke up.
No, inbopay had a pen.
Pen's don't, like that doesn't count.
If you count a pen as a goal, you're an infant,
you're a toddler.
Messi had three in field,
like playing possession of play goals, bro.
Like these were in play goals.
The first goal was disgusting,
the 76 minute goal was disgusting,
the second goal was pure positioning.
pure positioning because yet again, Messi is an alien, bro.
Messi is not, he like, no one is even close to Messi.
You know how in basketball, there's like the Jordan LeBron thing where it's,
oh, they played in different eras.
So we're never actually going to know between Jordan LeBron.
Messi and Ronaldo played in the exact same era.
Messi and Ronaldo played in the exact same era.
It's not even fucked, like it's not even close.
I'm telling you, the greatest achievement of Ronaldo's career was being
compared to Lionel Messi, period.
That was the greatest achievement of his entire career.
This dude's the greatest ever.
I wish I could watch the goals,
but I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna get
another fucking copyright strike.
I see like every other streamer,
I don't know, I just keep getting banned.
I kinda wanna watch the goals though, not gonna lie.
I kinda wanna watch the goals.
Bro, if I do what I should do to it on YouTube,
maybe Twitter?
I mean, no way I get banned on Twitter.
Speaking of Twitter, I saw some,
because the thing about Twitter, bro,
Twitter is a lot of cesspool of just low IQ idiots, but there are some people with
ball knowledge on Twitter.
And I'm going to pull up two of these tweets every tweet.
I'm going to pull up two of these tweets every tweet.
So, John, first off, here's my tweet.
Tweeted this last night, right after the game.
Messiest to go, please end this brain dead debate.
Let's respond.
Let's respond to some of the replies.
Okay, I can't say that.
I'm sorry to tell you, but Ronaldo did this eight years ago against Spain and not Algeria.
So there's like, I would say there's probably three logical problems with your statement.
The first problem with your statement is you're talking about eight years ago when Ronaldo
was much younger, Messi's doing this at 38.
Like that's the first problem with your statement.
The second problem is they lost that game again, just classic Ronaldo fan.
The third problem with that is, didn't Ronaldo take pens in this game?
Out of this hatch, how many pens did he take?
One or two?
What are we doing, bro?
What are we doing?
Pens aren't goals, alright?
A penalty kick is not a goal unless you are the one who creates the entire pen.
If you create the entire pen, sure.
Pens are not goals.
Shut up.
If you think a pen is a goal, you're 12 years old.
Please stop talking about the sport.
Disrespectful to the sport. Period. Pems are not goals. Stop. Pems are not goals. I'm done with this.
What did Messi win at PSG? Again, I wish Messi never went to PSG. That team had a lot of egotistical
issues. That team was horrible. I wish Messi never went to PSG. Barcelona, Argentina, only
jerseys I'd ever wanted to see him in. I don't want him to be in inner Miami. Messi can play
Cam at BarΓ§a right now. If you get Messi 45-50 minutes, he could play Cam at BarΓ§a right now
and be the best player on the field, aside from maybe LaMegamal. I'm not even joking. You can
put Messi at Cam right now. Bro, it's because Messi, the game Messi plays is he plays IQ football.
Ronaldo's career was built off of athleticism man. Everybody that has a higher than a 55 IQ knows this.
Ronaldo's career was built off athleticism. That's why Ronaldo decayed when he got older and Messi's still doing shit like this.
Messi's still doing shit like this, bro. Three goals in a World Cup game at 38. Bro, Messi like signed my tits or something, bro.
I'm your number one, like since I was a little ass kid, I'm your number one fan, bro. That ass.
holy shit man and then what are we watching one one with Congo all right one one with
Congo was all right and Portugal has a super team what is the what what what is this comparison
dude. Stop it please. Next. Now chat. Next game of the day. Now, England versus Croatia.
Now big upside of mind them. I'm going to be cheering on England today. I don't know
how this game goes. I think England wins it, but Croatia does good in almost every World
couple have ever watched so I don't know man.
Chad, who's winning this game?
Who's winning this game?
Who's winning this game?
Who's winning this game?
Croatia wins this.
You're funny if you think England wins this.
Okay.
I guess I'm funny then.
I think England's going to win this.
You're funny if you think England, but yo, I guess I'm funny.
Check back with me at around 7 p.m. EST. I guarantee you England wins this
To one to one or two nil
England wins this game
Yeah, England wins this game now next go to the Twitter, right?
Go to the Twitter
What is this bro, what is this I don't like them at all no don't messy messy
All right, he's out there.
That's it.
Really? Yeah.
Wait, hold up.
I got to go live on YouTube, bro.
Speed is not universal that
Ronaldo is the goal.
I guarantee if you poe
100 million people, I guarantee
Ronaldo will win.
Yes, he will.
First off, popularity
and ability is two totally different things.
I'll never deny that
that Ronaldo is more popular than Messi.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
Popularity and ability is two different things, bro.
I don't care what idiots on Twitter think, bro.
I know who my go-nits, man.
What are Messi?
Bro, I think Messi every day.
That's what.
Who has a strong left foot?
What size is Messi?
Oh, no, hold on.
Let me get them all, let me get them all.
What is it about?
All right.
Bro, he like, he won't say his name, bro.
How messy that makes you know that Messi's better.
If you think Ronaldo is better, make some noise.
Now watch this, watch this.
When I watch this, make some noise
if you think Messi's better.
Okay, I thought it was gonna play highlights bro first off chat. I love speed to deaf kid like love speed
Great human being this guy has the ball knowledge of a tree stump
Yo, I like bro. This guy has the ball knowledge of a tree stump
Speed said Robert Lewandowski is not a top five striker of all time
This guy has the ball knowledge of a tree stump dude. Come on, bro. Well, what are we doing here?
Chill, he's playing against the bottom to your country, wait till elimination round.
So first off, chat.
Didn't Algeria get second in AFKON?
Didn't Algeria get second in AFKON?
Yes or no?
Didn't Algeria get second in AFKON?
Who got second?
It was Senegal, Morocco?
Who was top two?
So what did that Algeria get third in afghan third or fourth?
Bro listen man
She'll explain against the bottoms your country wakes a little bit and the measure on yo you guys are acting like Algeria is like
But none of the logic applies to any of this right?
But this is the problem the people that
Commentate on football have they just talk
This is what this is what happens when people talk about football bro. They just go
And then that's their entire tweet like bro people just people just start talking, bro
So first off let's explain this then let's explain this that I send my stream on accident
That is in my stream
Yeah, that is in my stream or no
Chet, did my stream end?
Or no, am I good?
I'm good.
Praying it ended.
All right.
So listen, bro.
Next, next discussions, okay.
So listen, Chet, here is the responses, okay?
All right, Jill, he's playing against the bottom tier country, wait until the elimination
is round.
So, why don't we apply this same logic to Spain drawing Kate Verde?
What is this logic?
Oh, Jill, he's playing against the bottom tier country.
Yo, bro, Spain drew Kate Verde.
Portugal is drawing Congo right now.
is drawing Congo. Like what are you saying? Like bro, do Ronaldo fans have brain cells?
Chill, he's playing bottom tier country. Your goat is drawing Congo. Your goat is drawing Congo.
He has a super team with him. He has Bruno Fernandez, Vitsina and Nuno Mendes on the same team.
and he's drawing Congo.
Get the fuck off Twitter, man, please.
What are you saying?
Algeria is better than Congo, dude.
Facts.
Like, what is this, like, casual ass take, bro?
You're fucking casual, dude.
You don't know shit about the game.
Next, bro, I hate when blanks like this
start watching football now and forget who Ronaldo was.
Ronaldo at Messi's age right now
was scoring hat tricks in the Premier League.
Shut up, you clown.
We have another low IQ individual who has access to Twitter.
Let's go back to Last World Cup.
What the fuck was Ronaldo doing Last World Cup
when he was younger than Messi is right now?
What was Ronaldo doing Last World Cup?
Does anybody know?
I know a whole lot of fucking nothing.
Whole lot of fucking nothing.
What was Ronaldo doing Last World Cup
when he was younger than Messi is right now?
A whole lot of fucking nothing.
Next, next, who's the next dumb ass?
Oh, here's Messi fouling somebody.
Like, bro, just keep coping, bro.
Keep fucking coping, man.
Keep coping.
And then what happened is all these Ronaldo,
and I'm not even gonna lie, Madrid fans,
they delusionally think that like FIFA's out to get Ronaldo.
All these delusional ass Ronaldo fans,
like they think FIFA's out to get him.
Yo, bro, Messi just clears.
Messi clears him. That's all there is to it, bro.
Messi fucking clears him.
No one's out to get Ronaldo, buddy.
Delusional little kids, man.
Messi clears. Next.
In America, who has zero ball knowledge,
of course Messi is your goat.
Just keep playing Clash Royale, bro.
God damn.
I started playing football when I was five years old.
I started playing football when I was five years old.
What are you talking about?
I played more football in my life
than you played in your life, Abdullah.
I'm 99% sure.
Shut the fuck up.
Next, next, bro.
We'll see you tonight, Jitty.
Fuck Pessie, CR7 is all time goat.
We see tonight, Jitty.
Fuck Pessie, CR7 is all time goat.
We're seeing, we're seeing the drawing Congo.
The drawing Congo with a super team.
We're seeing, bro.
Next, who's the next dumb ass in Twitter, man?
Bro faced Algeria and thinks Messi is the goat.
You know how many goals Holland would score against that weak-ass team?
You're comparing a striker who's in the prime of his career to Messi, who's 38th.
Also, Ronaldo scored less goals against Iraq than Messi scored against Algeria.
Also, why are you comparing somebody who's in the prime of their career to Messi?
You want to compare Messi's prime?
Yo, Max, you want to compare Messi's prime to Holland's prime?
I'll tell you about Messi's prime.
He scored 91 goals in a calendar year, 91.
That's Messi's prime.
No athletes ever reached a higher peak than him.
Next.
He should have been sent off in 30 minutes.
Oh, shit.
Here we go again.
Delusional, delusional, delusional.
Speak for yourself, F word.
Your FIFA princess is back.
They needed to rig the game against the big Algeria.
Please end this brain dead debate.
How about you shut the fuck up?
Portable flag in his profile picture. You're obviously just biased. You're just biased, bro. CR seven in his Twitter bio. You're just biased and delusional.
You're biased, man.
You're a leak. This is AI. Messy never did this. This is AI. Messy never did this.
ever did this against Algeria.
It's nobody's impressed.
Your goat is drawing Congo right now.
Next.
Ora.
Yeah, bro.
Now, let's go to the shit I retweeted.
Because like I said, there's a lot of idiots in Twitter,
but there's some people with ball knowledge.
The best thing about the World Cup
is people are going to be realizing
Messi is still the best player in the world.
Thank you.
Thank you.
He tweeted this before the game started, by the way.
Sharky man. W Sharky man. Yeah, people, people like to forget, bro. Oh, Messi's in the MLS
Farmers League, Farmers League. First player to score a hat trick in the World Cup. Bro,
he has more goals scored than Mbappe in Holland right now.
Lewis, Scottish, Scottish ball knowledge here. People in Scotland actually understand
the game. There is not a bigger gap between the best and second best in any sport than
in between messy and whoever you think is second best.
Might be the greatest tweet I've ever seen in my life.
There is a bigger gap between messy
and anybody else than any other sport.
I mean, maybe you could say Tiger Woods,
but Jack Nicklaus has more majors,
so people are gonna say that.
Jack Nicklaus played in a different era.
You can't say LeBron or Jordan
because people still scoff that debate up.
I mean, what other athlete?
What other athlete, bro?
What other athlete, man?
Bro, what does this mean? Ronaldo is pregnant. What are you?
Bro, what the fuck are you typing in my fucking chat?
Ronaldo is pregnant
Yo guys, what are you talking about? Dauntless? What?
What are you talking about? Ronaldo is pregnant. What do you mean?
What do you mean faker bro? That's esports. What do you mean? That's esports
Ronaldo missed two chances.
Ronaldo has more goals as an attacker than Messi does.
Cruz, you want me to break your brain really quick?
Jack, here's the most classic brain-dead CR7 supporter comment.
Ronaldo has more goals.
Yo, Cruz, Ronaldo has more games played.
So in turn, Ronaldo has more goals.
Cruz, you want to look at this stat?
What I'll just call Bernard
Cruise let me just call Bernard man. Let's call Bernard right?
Yo Bernard who averages more goals per game Bernardo or Messi
Wait hold up
It's muted
Yo Bernard Bernard, can you hear me?
Hey, what's up? I'm all ears. What's on your mind today?
Bernard, who averages more goals per game, Ronaldo or Messi?
It's always been a close rivalry, but if we're talking prime numbers across their careers,
Lionel Messi tends to edge out Cristiano Ronaldo on average goals per game.
Okay.
With the margins though, so it's razor thin.
Okay.
Bernard, who averages more assists per game?
When it comes to assists, Messi generally has the upper hand.
his playmaking style and vision have always given him that edge in setting up teammates.
Okay, Bernard, who has more ballon doors, Ronaldo or Messi?
Messi does. As of now, he's got more ballon doors than Ronaldo.
The tally might change in the future, but right now Messi's ahead on that count.
Okay, in all of Ronaldo and Messi's matchups, you know, BarΓ§a, Madrid, El Clasico,
who has a winning record against the other one?
In their direct clashes, especially those iconic El Clasicoes, Messi's teams, particularly
Barcelona, have historically had a slight edge in terms of overall wins.
Okay, Bernard, who has, who won a World Cup?
That's Lionel Messi.
He won the World Cup with Argentina in 2022.
Ronaldo hasn't won a World Cup.
Now he's had a legendary international career with Portugal.
Okay, Bernard, thank you for your time, bro.
That should be everything, man.
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate it.
statistics man because I love statistics big stats guy. I'm glad the numbers hit the spot
anytime you need more cold hard stats or just to chat I'm here keep enjoying the game and I'll
catch you next time. Ronaldo playing in the best league in the world of Messi didn't yo GGs uh we
just got off the phone with Bernard who said in their El Clasico matchups between BarΓ§a Madrid
Messi beat Ronaldo, more than Ronaldo beat Messi and they both had super teams.
Boom, roasted. Yo, guys, I can sit here all day. I can sit here all day. I'm operating off of FACTS
and statistics. I'm operating off of FACTS and statistics, man. That's all I do. That's all I know,
man. That's all I know, man. Bro, is Portugal about to draw Congo?
Mio is Portugal about to draw Congo dude. Now listen here's my next take. Portugal is probably
going to start here's my early prediction. Portugal is probably going to start Ronaldo
against Congo in Uzbekistan so he can farm pens. Here's my here's my thing though.
If Portugal wants to win this World Cup they cannot start Ronaldo. Guys he's in his 40s guys.
He moves around like he hurts all right, man
I'm just gonna be like if portico wants to win this world cup they cannot start
Ronaldo period
Like like come on guys
Let's like when you see him move and I'm not like listen Ronaldo's a legend
Ronaldo is the second greatest footballer of all time. I'm never gonna die
Bro, if they want to win they cannot start Ronaldo. I'm be I'd watch the game
I watched 40 minutes of the game
Literally before I got on stream. I was watching the game whoopsie. They give it a prime a little 90. I think about bro
Why do you look like that? They give it a prime
Look man, there it is though chat that should be enough ball knowledge for the day
That should be enough ball knowledge for the day now England vs. Croatia
Mazra predictions or Mazra Nepal chat who are y'all cheering for England or Croatia?
Tough boy, they could pretend gifted.
Except...
Are sure they could have had gifted.
Look at FUTMOP.
What on the Portugal game?
FUTMOP Portugal Congo?
Chad, who's Kongo's best player, this guy, right?
Wambisaka?
Chad, is this guy playing the, this guy plays in the prem, right?
Chad, this guy plays in the prem, right?
We saw we someplace for Newcastle we just scored
two shots off target alright brother look this is like I'm not even trying to be a next
level hater man. All I'm saying is just don't compare this kind of messy please. That shit
is pure rage bait. Chat England or Croatia? I'm going England. I'm going England man.
I'm going England wins this game 2-0. Big ups. Yeah. England wins this game 2-0. Chat what
What game should I play today, bro? I kind of want to get in a little bit of FIFA
Jack does FIFA have World Cup cards or no? Does FIFA have World Cup cards or no, Jack?
Emma think Nevada, Ram think Nevada. Does FIFA have World Cup cards or no?
Like did they do like a World Cup? Did they do like a World Cup promo?
Mecca would speak. Yeah, the only thing about Mecca is you got to get a bunch of people for it
Rocket League, yeah I might get on Rocket League.
Yo, chat, should I play, if I play FIFA, should I play on console?
Should I play on console if I play FIFA?
Or PC?
Is FIFA PC good or bad?
Chat, think you can buy a mod for each one.
Is FIFA on PC bad?
I think it's shit on PC, right?
Okay, chat, I'm gonna, hi, bye, set up the Xbox scene.
I'm going to load up my Xbox.
I want to see if there's like World Cup cards now.
All right chat, I'm on my Xbox.
It feels good to be streaming on Xbox again, but I've been streaming on PC the whole time.
Dude, let's get some FIFA in, baby.
Let's get some FIFA in, baby.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh.
Yo, wait a minute, hold on, wait a minute, I'll put it back in control mode.
Chat, what is good, man?
Bro, what a day to be alive, bro.
Messy scores, three goals.
USA is the best they've ever been in World Cup like what a day to be alive dude if USA loses
I'm just gonna cheer for messy bra. I'm not gonna lie. I hope messy wins back to back
Yeah, let's put some FIFA and then maybe some Rocket League and then maybe some R6
And then maybe some R6 chat that rocket league tournament is in four days four days chat
Bro that rocket league tournament is in four days and guys like I said the sky blue
After the winter twitch drop is gonna be in the stream on top of that the jimsy bazaar right decal is gonna be in the stream too I
Think those I think they're doing like four drops for it for the stream bro
That ass chat and then July 5th. We're doing the 100 streamers fortnight tournament man
Yeah, I can hear how fast I was I can hear I'm gonna
It's a little quiet. Let me crack. How fast can you crank it up a little bit?
Hi guys put in can you one minute TTS I might get on some fortnight to chat we
might do FIFA today Rocket League fortnight and our six days we're gonna
do today cat dare I say apex legends brought up I rage off this game every
time I play it but I kind of want to keep trying it I don't know oh I just
farted it was disgusting alright guys FIFA is updated bro FIFA if y'all don't
have a massive world cup update y'all are the laziest company ever and I'm never giving you money again
FIFA if y'all don't have a gigantic world cup update with bundles it's once every four years
if y'all don't have this I'm never giving y'all a dime again swear yeah but do one minute tts bro please
Thank you.
They don't have the fee for license? Wait, what? Wait, wait, wait, what?
They don't have the fee for license? Wait, what?
It's Mingo's birthday today. Wait, is it actually? It's Mingo's birthday?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yo bingo. Yeah. I was gonna. Bro, my chat said it's your birthday, dude.
It is. I just turned 24. I'm your age now. Bro, we're, uh, yo, we're slowly approaching
death every day that goes on, man. I'm gonna run myself with a 30. Yo happy. Well, now technically
We're like 90% there chat. Yes. Yo, happy birthday mingo man. Happy fucking birthday dude. Hey, thank you buddy. Yes, sir
Man, I just wanted to wish you happy birthday. Love you boy. Hey, if you want to play I'm gonna play some ranked soon
I'm down man. All right, just let me know you know for whatever. All right, me. Oh, I'll catch you
Down down. Oh Jack. Isaac has a 96 flow birds has a 96
Jules Cundey has a 96
Marquinhos 95, Bellingham 96. Bro, I don't know about these packs! What the fuck?
Bro, can they just give Messi a 99? Yo chat, you want to know something crazy?
There is gonna be a day where Messi and Ronaldo have icons, bro. Isn't that insane to think about?
There is gonna be a day where Messi and Ronaldo are icons.
That's how I'm gonna know I'm old as fuck.
That's how I'm gonna know I'm old, man.
10x81 plus rare gold. 10x81 plus.
more flies. Mario Gose, Mario Gose, Chad DiGiolno, uh, Miroslav, high-rise, shared 100
bits, Chad DiGiolno, Miroslav Closet had the most World Cup goals ever until last night.
I didn't even know that. That is insane. Bro, Germany really do be running shit in the
World Cup sometimes. Not even good luck.
Chad, do y'all remember Bastien Schweinsteiger?
Dude, y'all remember Bastien Schweinsteiger?
And then do you remember Netherlands with Robin van Persie
and Ardien Robin?
Bro, I remember I was a little kid when I watched that,
bro. I was like 12 or 10 or something.
I was like a kid.
Who's the best Netherlands footballer of all time?
Who's the best Netherlands footballer of all time?
Cruyff.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Wait, it is Cruyff.
I hope you forgot.
It is Cruyff.
It is Cruyff.
It is Cruyff.
Wait, wait, what is this?
Wait wait wait what is this funny guy Caleb cheered 100 bits. Hey Jinx. He loved the streams
I was there for all 74 hours of Minecraft and all 127 hours of Elden Ring
Thank you my boy. Love you man. Yo bro. Ah the next marathon I made up my mind check
The next marathon, Ralph, is going to be playing Fortnite until I get a solo win.
The rules are simple.
I'm not allowed to hide my screen a single time, and I have a one second delay.
That has potential to be the longest stream I ever did.
I don't even know how I'm ever going to win.
I don't know if I'm ever going to win.
Wait, say a name.
Hey, shout out Leo Max, shout out Lithuania, bro.
Wait, chat, I felt for that.
Chat said it called those Gordon, I felt for it.
Well, there you have it, chat.
Portugal
Portugal has is about five or six minutes away from drawing Congo
All right
Y'all know what I was saying bro Argentina's winning back-to-back the fuck am I saying bro don't ever doubt the goat man
Argentina's winning back-to-back, dude
I haven't opened packs in like Camarvinga, the ghost of Madrid, where I haven't opened
packs in like, I don't even know man.
previous nick 25 cheered 100 bits
hi jinxed see thanks for making my days
pale love you wait pale
wait what?
a free pale?
pale
93 baby rest in peace man
rest in peace to your legend bro rest in peace to your legend
They're giving out a free 93 paylay
Rest in peace man, rest in peace, rest in peace, rest in peace, rest in peace
You're a goat streamer, but Brady and second best is easily the biggest goat gap. No, I think it's just messy
Messi's the biggest 700 Corphelix cheered 100 bits. Thanks for your streams. They helped me a lot recently love from Germany
Thank you my boy shout out Germany man. Shout out on a pixel chat, bro. Okay
There is big packs. Yo, these are big packs
600,000 gold for these are huge. I knew they would do world cup packs dude. These are big packs, bro
No, bro, I think the biggest gap in all of sports is messy bro. I'm not gonna lie
What is that sheen in the bottom left of my screen cloak, uh, my back look my back look
Gambling money in FIFA bro, it's not even gambling. I'm just losing the money
But it's okay because I'm gonna get a good team and I'm gonna get div one
I didn't play more fee bra. I need to play more fevers. I can get div one
Danny underscore seven cheered 300 bits yo fat stew why is the jot in her head
that bad he has you crying and yelling a spad for 25 plus minutes copada cry cry
I want to see speed reaction con goes about a draw Portugal yellow card
This is the face, bro, of a guy that realizes there is levels to this shit, bro.
There is levels to this shit, man.
This is the face of a guy that realizes there is levels to this shit, man.
Messi and Ronaldo is two different planets, bro.
This is the base of a guy that realized there is levels to this shit, bro.
Three more minutes.
Three more minutes.
Two more minutes until full time.
This might be Portugal last attacking.
Ghost on the score, 223x, cheered 100 bits.
Yo, at jinx, someone should listen to the camera.
Wait, wait, hold on one second, bro.
I'm a mute TTS.
I just want to see speed reaction to the rest of the game really quick.
I want to see speed reaction.
So currently is counter attacking from Congo.
This may be their last possession.
session
Yeah, I'm telling you bro. This is yo this is the face of a guy that realizes there is levels to this shit, bro
There is a different a big difference between Messi and Ronaldo man
if you want to see some goals bro go to the next Argentina game man if you want to see
some real goals bro just watch messy
Oh my god what a plane what a plane
corner from Portugal corner from Portugal come on this is the last plane last plane
Wonderful, Portugal.
Please, this is the last chance.
Last chance.
Goalkeeper saves the chop.
The goalkeeper did a bad ball.
Portugal has the ball again.
He whips it to Bruno. What a ball.
He whips it. What Bruno, what kind of ball was that?
Bruno just literally, I think that's
that might be game man. That might be game
Chuck. Portugal has the ball again
but he loses it. Duke, Duke
This is the face of a guy that realized there is levels to this shit
Am I wrong? Bro, there is levels to this shit! Bro, there's levels to this shit!
Speed realizing it, bro! Speed is realizing it, bro!
Foggleball.
They called the whistle.
One, one.
They ended in the draw chat.
and that is the finalist of the Bullseye.
Four, four, two, one.
Seven, eight, one, two, one.
It ended in a draw.
But Cha...
It's okay, bro. It's okay.
It's okay because I believe they played Uzbekistan soon and maybe Ronaldo could get a pass.
Yo bro, call me a hater, bro. I just spit facts. I just spit fucking, I just hated truth.
Bro, it's okay because maybe he could get a pen in Uzbekistan, bro.
What do you want me to say, bro? What is this shit, man?
Like come on, dude. I've been telling y'all this for six years.
every day I've been saying this they are not comparable players shut that shit
down bro please please bro please dude
come on man yo football is healing man football is healing bro the whole
The whole world is finally seeing him.
Football is healing, man.
Don't be afraid.
But after you're back, you'll get the better of me.
Everything's okay.
Wait.
One of three, ninety-four plus.
One of five.
Wait, what?
who the fuck is that what the hell oh it's World Cup packs oh it's World Cup
packs okay what is this two of ten eighty nine plus rare gold
Virgil Vendee, viejo. Virgil Vendee, whoa, KSA player.
En la vida, bro. Okay, um, bro, these packs are ass, bro.
Chet, is Messi in this?
Irakunda.
See bro, it's that point of the year.
This guy has two flags.
Wait, I've never even seen this.
Chet, this guy has two flags.
What?
Is that a glitch?
I've never even seen this before, guys, but I've never even seen this in my life.
Jack, Jason Tweet, Jason Twitter?
Bro, what in the fuck I got a call to this guy Jason's a Ronaldo fan
Bro Jason is like my lips are horrible
Let's go bro.
Yo, Jason.
Jason, you're a Ronaldo fan?
What?
You're a Ronaldo fan?
I'm a messy fan.
I'm a messy fan.
Yo, bro.
But I wanted to see Ronaldo's score.
I wanted to hear the stadium be rough with so many.
Listen, bro.
I actually witnessed three missed tapets,
five inches away from the goal and you couldn't score.
I have good news.
I have good news for you, bro.
Ronaldo plays against Uzbekistan in group stage.
He'll get a pen in that match.
So he'll get a pen there.
Oh, he'll get a pen?
Yes.
Honestly, he should have got a pen.
I seen him fall on the ground like five times there to go.
I don't know why they didn't give him a pen.
I wanted to witness it.
So Jason, why are you, no, no, why are you a bandwagon?
I just realized yesterday at 1 a.m. You said ready for tomorrow
Why are you switching up? Don't join that you stay on that side stay on that side, buddy
Bro, stay no, you're a fucking bandwagon
No, that's a bandwagon shit, bro stay on that side stay on that side buddy
I guarantee you, if you were to ask Jason right now, what was Ronaldo's first club, he would
say Madrid.
This guy is not, no, this guy, love, love, love, love, so, and then he's changes his
fucking tweet.
He changes his tweet like, bro, bandwagon, like what type of bandwagon?
Stay over there, bro. Stay on that fucking side, man
Enough time has passed y'all already all of you kids that chose Renoto your whole life
Y'all are stuck on that side. Don't don't don't try to don't try to bandwagon messy now, buddy
Don't try to bandwagon messy. I've been preaching bitch. I'm preaching this shit like the gospel for six years
six years
I've lost sleep over this
Bro, I've put up the clip of me debating that G bro. I was a debating speed. I've been I've been defending this guy against everyone
Don't switch up it now
Fuck that
Fuck that shit man for real
If you're a Ronaldo fan, that's cool, bro, yeah, that's cool man, but don't you fucking dare say Ronaldo is better than messy man
The greatest achievement of Cristiano Ronaldo's career was not winning a Ballon d'Or, it was not winning a UEFA Champions League, it was not winning a Euro.
The greatest achievement of CR7's career was being compared to Leonardo Messi. It's the God's gift of football.
literally bro God's gift of football
fact fact in fact that a thank you bro football is finally healing all of the
ronaldo fans are finally realizing it man all they you know in 2022 they they
coped a little bit oh the refs the pens the refs the pens hey man no pens
necessary bro hey but it's all good ronaldo will probably score a pan against
Uzbekistan that it's about it that it's about it man that it's about it bro like
I'm just gonna I'm just gonna tell you the truth every time you join this
fucking stream mercy to get if I get to oh wait wait hold up here's me wait wait
here's me February here's me February way before World Cup here's me February
look at my bald ass no eyebrows own right and Ronaldo's also got his own
right the both messes a goat in his own right and Bernardo's a goat in his own
right uh wrong there can only be one goat first off it's greatest of all
time there can not don't let anybody tell you different there can only be one
go messy is the goat of average goals per game messy is the goat of average
assists per game messy is the goat of beating Ronaldo in football games messy
is the goat of winning winning World Cups messy is the goat of scoring more
goals in a single season at Ronaldo. Messi literally beats Ronaldo in every stack. The
only reason why this brain dead delusional fan base of idiots thinks Ronaldo is better
than Messi is because he has more games playing which in turn means he has more goals. Messi
averages more goals and the same... Not a single starter. This per game. Messi's record
versus Ronaldo is a winning record. Messi won a World Cup. Ronaldo has not. What more
What do you want him to do?
He is-
And I lowkey forgot him.
I didn't even say ballon doors in this too.
It's the goat.
There's no such thing as two goats.
Goat means greatest of all time.
Messy is the greatest of all time.
So shut that shit up.
I mean, come on, dude.
Oh, this is me and me and speed.
Cause I think Messi's the goat, bro.
Oh my gosh.
So look, you wanna have a debate lab or something?
This is eight months ago, by the way, eight or nine months ago, but eight or nine months ago, man. Please, like, because you know what I'm saying? I have a lot of that.
Is that what you want to do? You want to change the subject or something?
Change the subject or something?
Okay, yes.
I know. I know. No, not for when I ask, because you've asked that for a name.
Bro, I've been watching Messi since I was a little kid, bro. And I love Ronaldo, but Messi's the dope, bro.
Can I explain why?
Okay.
Okay.
So I see but like I'll explain why and then you give a counterpoint. Okay. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. No, no, come on. Come on. Come on.
I think he's better at football
to see my man
is because
He's a better footballer
He has a better place down. He's been playing longer. He worked truly hard for his skill
He started from this is what I'm like, bro. This guy has the ball knowledge of a tree stop
You know, it's not about who worked harder, bro
It's about the fact that messy has a God-given talent that no human has ever been bestowed with ever
I don't care about how hard he worked, dude
My ground up he didn't start in a club where they paid for everything they pay for a surgery
He paid for his fee, his cut, everything you can explain, the best, the best of the best coaches.
Ronaldo started in the slums of Portugal.
See, I think, I don't even think Espey let me talk in this if I remember.
Let me see.
Madeira Lisbon Portugal, he started all the way up, grounded all the way up, already had his skill from all the way up.
Now look, many footballers said it, Pogba said it.
it back in 2008 they have never seen a footballer that complete a day in a
life so a day in a life and I'm not done he is 40 years old 40 years old 40 and
still playing tremendously
He's still scoring he's about to reach a thousand goals. He has the most goals and any as any football player has every guy in the whole life
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, okay, so what you just said that's inspirational
Yeah, what you just said was all very beautiful and that was a beautiful argument
But here's what I'm gonna say. So messy like I
Have three reasons why I think messy the girls, okay
So he averages more goals and assists per game than Ronaldo. He has a way
reason number two is that that's subjective like subjective I didn't
cut it off. I know but that is very subjectively that's okay but what I'm
saying is very subjectively like bro what is like what is this even debate
Adverses more goals and assists per game. He also has subjective. He has a very subjective. He can't. Yo, whoa
Wait, I don't want to cut you out, but that's very subjective. Okay, define what you mean by subjective man
Cuz you can't say who averaged the more goals or not. You can't say that but it's a statistic
I mean who averaged the most goals in each game. Yes, they played how many games?
So, okay, the thing is, do you know how many games there are?
What is his point though? Like, what is he even trying to say?
No, like, I mean, what is he trying to say? What is subjective?
Chad, what is his point?
How is the statistic, yeah, statistic subjective.
What is he even trying? Like, I don't know what he's saying.
Come on, dude. It lagged, right?
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. So, okay, no, no, Ronaldo plays in a harder lead. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah. So I was puked when he said that. Yo, again, let me say this again, because you can't escape the reality.
When the Bernardo was in Madrid and Messi was in Barcelona, Messi had a winning record in El Clasico's like head on. They both had great phenomenal teams.
Messi beat Ronaldo more than Ronaldo beat Messi period and just next
He definitely read his chat by the way like I definitely read his chat when he said that I was getting started getting to that
I was getting started. Okay, we're not all played in all five leagues. Hold on all five leagues
Hold on hold on hold on. So, okay
So first off reason number one and don't get me wrong
Ronaldo is literally a legend like in my opinion Ronaldo is undeniably number two all time
There you go. I'll never tell you what I will say is messy averages more goals per game
He averages more assists per game. He has a winning record against Ronaldo
You can look up all the statistics. Ronaldo has a losing record against me. They literally played only like four times max
They did not play four times. They played way more. Yeah, I think they played like over ten times
They might have played like closer to 15 like this guy doesn't even what is I say?
Hey, let me ask Bernard, man.
Yo, Bernard.
Bernard, how many times did Ronaldo and Messi
play against each other in Barca Madrid?
In official matches, Messi and Ronaldo
faced off in El Clasico about 30 plus times
when Messi was at Barca Dona and Ronaldo at Real Madrid.
Speed said four times, Bernard.
Speed said they played four times.
got it they played four times if you need anything else no no dumb fuck speed
code me to my face that they played for our classy goes if he's probably the
smartest CR7 fan hey no worries whether you lean messy Ronaldo or just love
okay Bernard wait wait Bernard so Bernardo and Messi played out classy
against one another 30 times.
Just about across all competitions,
La Liga, Copa del Rey and the Champions League.
They hit roughly that mark.
It was an era of legendary show.
Now how many times did Messi beat
Ronaldo out of those?
How many times did Messi beat
Ronaldo and how many times did
Ronaldo beat Messi?
Over their careers,
Messi's teams won a bit more often.
Out of those roughly 30 or classic
cars, Messi's side took about 15
victories while we're now those side one around 10 the rest withdraws but honestly both were just
incredible to watch every single time thank you Bernard yet again god i love you 15 to 10 15 to
10 in classicos 15 to 10 in classicos hey you learn something new every day i bet some people
didn't even know that man bro they probably play like tier tom's match 10 10 10 so they played 25
Out of 30 classicos, 5 of them ended in draws, Messi won 15, Ronaldo won 10, both had great teams.
Next, naturally. And okay, what you were saying about Ronaldo was a beautiful story.
Ronaldo is a legend. Like he came up, he worked his ass off. No, I was way too respectful in this
debate. Bro, speed didn't even let me explain. I let him yank for a minute. I didn't say shit.
He was blabbering about hard work. Yo, bro, I had like a full spat sheet. I like what the hell
But yeah, besides the point man, I mean, I've always I've always defended messy my entire life
This is even before I streamed bro when I was fucking 14
I would argue with my friends about how messy is better than Ronaldo
Dude if you disagree you're either 12 years old
The only people that think Ronaldo is better than Messi, they're either
Portable fans, Madrid fans, or they're 12 years old.
That is it.
That is it.
That is it.
That is it.
That is it.
That is it.
Well I think these packs might be shit guys, I'm not even trolling, but these packs might be shit.
Bro, these packs might be shitty guys.
One of 10 89 plus this these always have the good stuff
Wait low key that might be a solid pole, but I don't know if he's worth anything this late into the game I
Don't know if he's worth anything this late into the game
Let's see
still 60k bro first week of fever this car was five words like a couple mil you
could play him striker left wing yeah oh shit wait that might be really good
that might be really good I'm not even kidding
how much is that worth
Oh my god, is that our best card?
Four mil- oh shit.
Four- wait, why am I actually so lucky?
No dead ass.
Why am I actually so lucky?
Bro, people are gonna think my account is rigged.
What?
A four mil card?
Coard check here's my club by the way. I haven't played him like a myth
I haven't played in a minute, bro. Ziko. Yeah, yeah, Gareth Bayum
Anthony
Dino
I think I'm about him here
For my team is good. Oh my god
Check my team is good
Bro check it's not even cheater or rigged
Wait, I wonder, is Jin's gonna do a watch along for the game today?
Is Jin's gonna do a watch along?
I wanna call Jin's.
Yeah, is Jin's doing a watch along?
Surely, right?
Is Jin's live?
Is Jin's live or no?
Yo, I like to put it up.
is ginger lab is ginger lab or no
yo I like what about
juicy are you happy about your new club maybe just got bro you happy for it yeah
bro uh four million coin value yeah yeah
Yeah
Yeah
I'm not
Bro, but I already have bail in up top also listen, bro
Well, Belgium got his jump at Dortmund, Chad.
Listen, bro, Belgium got his jump at Dortmund, so this is fair.
This is fair.
Chad, this is fair to keep them, bro.
It's not Club Rules, bro.
You're really going to defend the Club Rules for him?
Bro, he's worth four mil.
Hi, guys.
He's worth four mil.
He's worth four mil.
I cannot quick-sail this.
I understand I hate Madrid as much as anybody, but bro, it's a four mil card
No one would touch the pitch with that from a manager. Okay play with me. I'm a good
Fine, run a poll run a poll chat
Quick sale belting him. Yes or no. No, no run a poll
Run a poll. I'll be back. I'm getting coffee
What the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?
Bro, but high-vives listen man.
Yo, high-vives listen.
Oh, listen to the poll.
Bellingham is not chat vote, chat vote for no please.
Don't talk to me, talk to the board man.
Bro, please listen bro.
Bellingham is not considered a Madrid player to me because Bellingham got his jump in Dortmund, okay?
Who is he repping right now?
It's like you're from gangs.
What gangs, what gangs you reppin' right now?
You just gonna let that slide?
You're gonna just allow him into your house?
Bro, but I can't use Madrid players.
I can't even use like 20% of like icons in FIFA.
Cause they have 20% of the icons.
Who set the rule?
I didn't call you and set the rule.
Who set it?
Bro, but I wouldn't even, yo, can you be like,
yo, hey, hi guys, I can't even auction him, bro.
He's untradable.
Like you can't do this to me, bro.
Please, I can't quit selling me some 94 pays center mid. Do you realize how rare that is?
Like, bro, please look at Yaya. Look at Yaya 78 pays. Bro, I need 94 pays, please. 94 pays center mid.
How about 96 triple? After me and the board members talking,
I think you can even keep them. Even keep them. Thank you, bro. Like chat, I hate my
Madrid as much as anybody, but to me,
Bellinion will be known as a Borussia Dortmund player.
Fuck Madrid.
Like, bro.
Now, let's chat.
Let's buy the most expensive version of Messi.
We have two million gold.
What's the best version of Messi?
Wait, I don't know.
Flow versus him.
Dude, we got, hi guys.
I'm not even kidding.
Our last two pack openings on FIFA, hi guys.
We pulled 94, Dinho, 89, Icon, Bale,
and then in this one, Balagan.
That's the best card in the bundle.
The best messy is Team of the Season 96 overall messy for 1.3.
Vamo.
You said Team of the Season?
Team of the Season 96 overall.
Wait, I never asked you this.
I'm gonna have to go with Nessie he supports the team is he winning more you
know what I'm saying I don't care about the individual sets are you winning the
games are you not drawing to shit teams you know I'm saying like you're supposed
to be a good team and you're drawing and then you're calling yourself the goat
No, that's not how that works support the team if you're gonna miss tapins get on the bench
Old fuck, you know what I'm saying?
Also, bro, how about you want to know some more more about this guy?
Yeah, bro messy met yo chat messy met his wife when he was like, I think 13 years old bro
He's had the same he's had the same wife for 25 years, bro
He has beautiful kids man. Like he's just a good guy. You're never gonna see messy running around telling people
I'm the goat. I'm the goat like Ronaldo does or I don't care about World Cup. I don't care. Yeah, bro
Shut that shit up. You don't care because messy fucking owns you buddy
messy, oh
And you know it
Yeah
Exactly, exactly dude. Hi guys. I always knew you knew ball, bro. Yes. I always knew that you knew fucking ball, man
Yeah, you'll have ice wait wait y'all got a receiver right check the sears got a hood jacket
Okay, that guy's actually gonna be fucking good. I watch him play with Daniel Jones last year. Okay, you guys have Michael Pittman, Jr.
and DK
Yeah, and then Aaron Rodgers is doing one more year. Yeah, are y'all winning the Super Bowl?
No, you guys are not. You guys are. Hi, guys. Listen, bro, there are three things that are guaranteed
in life, death, taxes, and the Steelers losing in the first round of the playoffs.
Bro, y'all were good when I was like six years old. Like I remember Big Ben rumbling around.
that like I last 20 years stealers fuck no fuck no baby yeah well hopefully you
know after this season maybe maybe you won't do good this season but after this
season we get Baker may do because you guys are gonna let him go and then we'll
start winning then we'll start winning for sure so chat I'm on the phone you're
chat I'm on the phone the delusional Steelers fan what do I even build yo how
How do I tell you, buddy?
Y'all are not winning.
Y'all are not winning, dude.
I'm not going to the box game, I'm sure.
Wait, what did you say?
Can we talk about the box?
Like how many wins are you guys giving?
I know you're not going to go to a game
until your head coach is fired.
I'm not going to a Tampa Bay box game
until Todd Boles is fired.
Yes, correct.
Okay, so how many wins are you guys going to give us soon?
Actually, let me look at your schedule.
Box schedule.
It's like moderately hard bro listen man. Yo as a bucks fan one thing I've gotten used to bro is it's not being delusional, bro
Tom Brady might have been our last rain for a while. I'm just gonna be honest
Your check tarpon springs coffee mug mounted away always wrap the set always wrap the set bro always wrap the fucking set
Watch messy highlights. Oh guys, I can't I'll get another copyright strike. I'll get another copyright strike, man
Should I start Ziko or Tori?
Look, have eyes. Hey, you know neither of us are winning the Super Bowl, bro
Let's just hang it the fuck up. You know who is gonna win the Super Bowl probably the Rams
What? I mean, yeah, probably though, but the thing is they can't just pay you in every season like this is fucked up
They can't just do this
well, bro, I remember like chat unbiasedly the Rams were the most terrifying team last year and
I
Thought the Rams were gonna win the Super Bowl like I really did the Seahawks kind of just dialed in I
Thought the Rams were gonna win the Super Bowl
Um
But yeah, I think this year it's the Rams year. I think this year it's the Rams year which I have paylay as well. Yeah
Wait, what am I doing?
What are you have eyes? I'm gonna catch you twins key
All right, sir
Wait, but Chad is paylay only can he
Check in the paylay place the emmer is it only cam
What? Hello? Where's the ad? Where's the ad?
Bro, where the fuck did my- Wait, I can put Messy at Striker? Oh no. I might have a little
a little bit of fun with this team chat should I put messy at striker move bailed a right
wing Dean Joe in the attack oh wait this is speak this is speak this is speak this is
fucking big okay wait wait wait chat I can campaign a chat Ziko or yeah yeah I'm a big
Yaya guy I like yaya a lot chat yaya zico yaya's pace is shit but his
physicality is insane yaya zico
chat saying Zico alright bro I feel bad forever about playing against I feel bad
forever about to play against my team is fucking insane messy messy messy
Bro, what did am I wait Samuel at so has an icon 95?
Okay, wait wait wait wait wait wait no no rivals. I'm div 5
Bro whoever I play gets is gonna get fucking shit on whoever I play against gonna get fucking shit on oh my god
I
Yeah, oh yeah, hey, vamos to follow can I have Lev Yashin
Attack on Titan update, bro. I still have not watching bro. I still have not finished season four
All right, TTS I put on TTS. Yeah, welcome everyone
2-0 back.
I feel so bad for my brother.
Wait, hold up!
Is that a 97 for me?
98, 97, 1-1.
Wait, what?
Wait, what the fuck?
3 messy masterclasses.
It's down right, Stuart Robson.
I play C-10 for Ed.
97 the mean.
He gets it!
A space available inside.
He's just going to spare the mean.
The initial 11 for the whole side.
He's just going to spare the mean.
He's just going to spare the mean.
He has to block it.
He starts alongside Jude Berrigan in the centre of midfield.
And beginning the game up front today is...
Leonel Messi.
Lionel Messi, Lionel AndrΓ©s Messi, the little boy from Rosario, Argentina.
Garfell, greatest Welsh ball of all time.
Big ups for Warrick.
Cross us on.
Garfell.
Rodgers cheered 100 bips.
France winning World Cup and BapΓ© better than Messi.
Shut the fuck up!
He's better than most of us winning the 2020.
Pinion's play.
Like a man trying to get a title buddy.
Bedley's got a great team.
Mordredt in central midfield.
And the most tactical set-up they have.
But what's the big problem?
Vanipool out of the bag.
It doesn't go on that good either.
The best plan.
Rest in peace to the legend.
Rest in peace to the legend.
Oh, I gotta play two more games.
I'm gonna get him.
He's 97 to me, this is scary.
He's 7 minutes cheated 100 bits high.
Who the fuck is Zerzi?
Who the fuck is Zerzi?
What?
My progress not the opposite
I'm gonna mess, I'm gonna mess, I'm gonna mess, I'm gonna mess
That's good football, that's good football in it
Oh my god, I'm in that
Batchel's 24 shared 100 bits, how much your girl cost for the year.
Yo, mods, Ben, it's weird as shit.
And there's the delivery.
Garth Bell. Garth Bell.
Messi. Messi, Messi! Messi, Messi! Messi, Messi!
GOAL!
Deben Sturman!
Deben Sturman!
Messi!
Messi!
Messi!
Same celebration for 20 years, bro!
Two on the store.
Same celebration for 20 years.
W. Graham!
Oh, man!
I'm too heavy, Dan.
That was tough, Joel. What's it in?
Dino.
Dany on the score seven. She has 200 bits.
GDU done crying out, my king.
In your head all your takes in every sport around.
C.L.7 is your king. Your king has no World Cup, buddy.
Your king has no World Cup, buddy.
Your king has no World Cup, buddy.
M.L.S. Ballon d'Or, buddy.
It's gonna be a good game, because this guy is really good for good five, but so is mine.
Oh, that's not fate of them.
Vamo, Bene, vamo.
Dinho, mess!
I'm danger-reversed, well read.
MESS!
Scrotex cheered 100 bits. Are you ever going to open the Pokemon Ice Ench?
Bro, Scrotex! I still haven't in the case!
They took care of the situation defensively.
And a chance to flick it in here.
Oh, moving it nicely.
No, no, no.
Oh, come on!
You did so well to stop them.
Brilliant ball again.
It's a brilliant ball.
Fiddler.
Oh I thought there were onto something there.
I thought you meant Pele Messi and Dino.
Is he cool?
No one seems able to settle on the ball.
The Cunderscourt cheered 100 bits.
K. Jynx, you are an amazing streamer and I hope everything keeps going well for you.
Darth Maul right.
One minute!
Two minutes!
Just grab again, once again!
Hopefully England does not have to deal with that today.
Hopefully England does not have to deal with that absolute monster.
Back up the way here.
That is the only thing I'm concerned about for England today, man.
Now he's beating his opponents.
Merci!
Pass.
Hostess, the lead here!
Nah, he wouldn't have chased them.
Have a look!
Brav!
Penalty!
Penalty!
How was that not a take?
You forgot my leg.
Brav, just listen to that roar.
It's been quiet for a while.
Joe Maguire shared 100 bits. Jinx, see, when are you doing the Elden Ring marathon?
Bro, what the fuck? I already did it!
But the next marathon is Fortnite.
The next marathon is not ending until I win OG Fortnite solos.
Rules is simple. I have to have a one-second delay, and I can't hide my three-and-a-halfer.
It could be a 10 day stream.
It could be a 10 day stream, yo.
Which actually, I do that in rank or in OG.
Rank or OG, what is better?
My OG rank.
Mercy! I'm gonna Mercy, Mercy, Mercy, Mercy!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
And she has saved 100 bits. Why are you booked like a malnourished Humpty Dumpty?
Why am I booked like a what?
Jackie Kodis, messy celebration of all time? Is when he held up with his jersey.
What he went? That was the Kodis messy celebration of all time.
Yo, Cap, I mean, yo, fuck every prediction I ever made, bro.
Spain is ass, Portugal is ass.
Messi's winning back to back!
Fuck every prediction I made!
Messi's winning back to back!
So, underway once again, who will grab the stage in the second half?
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I've never seen that move in my life.
I've never seen that move in my life.
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This is such a close game.
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Hatrik! Hatrik!
L3BR0M underscore jam is cheered 100 bits.
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Ah!
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Bayo, that's a pacy right wing now.
Ziko.
Vamo.
Patrick!
Patrick!
He wrote the situation defensively and did his job.
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Brilliant!
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That
I'm kind of a mess. Yes
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Gareth Bale.
Jude Bellingham.
From a second attack
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Broncos win in Super Bowl.
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Catch titters cheered 100 bits, spread the pink butter for us.
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I
Chat England plays Croatia in six minutes
Six minutes guys
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I think England's going to win, man.
Chat Rock League Tournament in four days, by the way, the sky through out to the winter
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in the rock of the tournament.
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Perfect pass. Perfect pass.
Was that lightning McQueen? What the fuck?
Was that lightning McQueen?
What the fuck?
The hell?
I got this.
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Great challenge from the kid.
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He's up there.
He just set us up.
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He missed the ball again
I'm winning this tournament.
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I'm gonna be getting warm the whole week.
I'm peeking, chat, I'm peeking.
Chat, what does that mean?
I'm peeking, chat, I'm peeking.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
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So awkward because chat if I don't like if I sit in that I can't get to that
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Oh, I bought it again, it popped out my butt.
I'm just fancy football.
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Yes!
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Xanax, thank you for replying, Bailey. Love you!
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What the fuck is POW world on July 10th or what the fuck is POW world?
What the fuck is POW world?
Oh my god, my team attacks me long.
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it,
wait he did and that wasn't ready, that's on me.
Bro, that's on me and he passed and that wasn't ready.
That's it.
Wait hold up.
We have 12 seconds to score.
The full game releases on July 10th.
They won a lawsuit against Pokemon.
What?
What do you mean England? Like England already scored?
England scored. It's three minutes into the game.
three minutes into the game. What do you mean England scored? Are you a psychopath?
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What are you talking about? God, dude? What?
Let's get on Siege.
Get on Siege. Shall we get on Fortnite later, too?
would you get on siege in fortnight?
Y'all I'm telling you bro, I'm telling you this now,
England's gonna win 2-0. England's gonna win 2-0.
England's gonna win 2-0. That ass. I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
Bro, should I add a delay? Should I add a delay?
Are you done with league? No promise. I need like a little like couple day break from league
Bro, League of Legends gives me like depression
League of Legends gives me depression man. You didn't give it to one
I'm gonna think of the crime
You didn't give it to one I go to the game and Jamie'll be to one
Who are the captains for the rocket league tournament what here's the streamers for the rocket league tournament
All right, the streamers in the rock league tournament. We have 21 streamers right now.
We have three spots left because it's going to be three. The streamers in the rock league
tournament is Jinxie, Poke, Laul, Deji, Moist Critical, Sina, Yumi, Yugi, Jojo, Danny,
XQC, It's Timmy, Asian Jeff, Stable Ronaldo, Boggles. Boggles is in the tournament. Dantez,
Janky Rondo, Youssef, Joe Bart, Archie, Sketch, Kingsman.
There is three spots left.
Three spots left, man.
Just found a delay.
I just found a delay now.
I have a 54% win rate call most. Oh, yeah, I forgot to call those I forgot to call those man
I forgot to call Lose.
Hopefully Lose picks up, hopefully Lose picks up, yeah, yeah.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
The person you're trying to reach is not available.
At the tone, please record your message.
When you have finished recording, you may hang up.
Hello, it's me.
I called yesterday.
No response.
I called him today.
I just wanted to do a call you to formally apologize for the fortnight and the fall guys torment. That was on me. Um, I think we took a little bit too far man. And I'm just saying bro, love you to death kid. And yeah, love you Los.
How do you work like how do you end this thing? How do you end it? What do you click now?
How do you end the thing?
What do you do now chat you click what?
Three?
Click the three?
Apologize properly yo how am I going to apologize to Loose if he doesn't pick up the phone?
Let's go! Thinkin' about it, though!
Anything to the bottom of this, anything to the bottom!
How am I gonna both die so low it's gonna just pick up the bomb?
You just hang up?
Alright, y'all. Alright, chat. Should I, like, not talk in game chat?
What should I do, bro?
Alright, ban...
Ugh.
Ban layer, ban layer, ban layer.
fly to him bro i don't even know those like i don't know those address
gene they give out the global negative one w global in the chat wait let's put tts back on chat tts tts
all right tts should be in what like one minute right have i asked one minute tts
pan for england england has a penalty i'll jin see
Who's taking the penalty for England, Kane?
England has a pen, lemme know if he makes it.
Who's taking it, is it, uh, Kane?
Naughty Dog's 0-3 cheered 100 bits.
Very relieved to see that you are visually tolerable today.
WStream.
What? No, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Kane scored? Kane made the pen! Kane made the pen! Harry Kane made the pen!
Harry Kane here, he's the farm's protector.
He missed. Wait, he missed? He missed? He missed. He missed.
The advice of oblongation has been compromised.
I'll get the win. I'll get the win.
Oh, wait a minute.
They're clear.
Awesome.
He was off his line.
He's retaking the pen.
What?
Flopping Manics!
of
the other wise should have ignored the ego wait so Harry Kane retook the pen
Harry Kane, reach up the pen! Dead ass!
Friendly last operator standing.
Really?
In a goomine, in a goomine, you got this.
It's Ulft's cheered 100 bits. You'll love you broke an inspiration selling hate from a tissue alia.
Love you bro, you're an inspiration.
Sending hate from Lithuania.
What the fuck type of backhanded fucking remark is that?
Oh Kane retook the pen because the keeper was off his line.
Ahhhhh.
Ahhhhh.
I see, I see, I see.
Nakedly developed.
buck is probably walling you think I don't know I had multiple opportunities to kill
him I was just kind of whiffing I like a lot of opportunities to kill
buck by we love a sight we cheered 200 bits both modes are fine but ranked will
probably have less snipers because they have to be in your yellow to get in your
game. Yeah, so Chad, like, for the four million man, I'm trying to get OG or ranked. OG or
ranked, what do you guys think? I'm reloading!
I can't hide the screen. Can't end the stream until I get away.
The island cheered 100% on just one of our module streams. We walk you every day. You
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Hatch took us cheered 100 bits.
Giddy let me out of the base.
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Cam, they're going to branch up. Cam, appreciate it.
I
What we run the last operator standing got this bro won't be one. Yo, this guy's my my juicy thing
Oh, no, he got a duckling before
This guy's wearing my skin
Alpen Springs I sweet shared 100 bits jinxed here my safe streamer, but why do you like it?
Good try Phil
Good try
Okay, yeah, what mode for the fortnight marathon should it be og or ranked I think og might be harder
Bro, so chat, with the Fortnite Marathon, if I do Fortnite OG solos, can't end until
I win.
One second delay, can't I stream?
With that last longer than Elden Ring or shorter, Elden Ring was 6'8".
The gundas corios F cheered 100 bits, Hey Jinx you're my fave streamer in 27 is it too
late to start streaming?
Also when's the VR chat marathon?
The VR chat marathon is gonna happen, we've been held freezes over.
Second, nah bruh it's never too late to do something you wanna do man, that goes for
anything in life.
It's never too late to do something you wanna do.
Protect the bombs.
it would be impossible wait so y'all think it would never end
no I actually think that would never end
dead out
really
The marshal's snack appeared 100 bits. Why do you keep changing the marathons? You were supposed to de-master this since KTA's smoldering your other skills.
Yes, your jinxed seat can be get messes die out of your mouth. We can hear you.
Loading to magazine!
That's a few eaves in position.
one of four remaining
tackle to 100 bits you should you stream stream with the boys
Oh, I love the Bob boys.
But bro, I'm never really in England, man.
I'm only in England for the charity match.
That's actually the only thing I actually travel towards the charity match.
Because assignment of go there.
Ah, boy, I'm playing good today.
That's like my third wall bang.
Playing good today, playing good.
Should be a good day of ranked.
I'm not kidding.
When is that Fortnite marathon?
Bro, I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to play good today.
to do is I'd see my schedule and see when I have like nothing I'm doing for a week because
the fortnight marathon could take a week because chat the thing is once we make the rules and
we commit to it we can't back out because the grandpana 45 chaired 100 bits I want to slowly
caress your sweet head while I sing lullabies in your ear uh mods execute him from the stream
Thank you, man
Cuz bro the rules right now is one second delay
And I can I'm not allowed to high stream can't hide screen one second delay can't end the stream until I win
Now the last question is should we do it in OG or should we do it in ranked?
I think in ranked it's harder to snipe because
You have to be in my elo in OG anyone could snipe me like if Peter bought one of the same you can snipe me
You can snipe me
Need to use your drone to locate a bomb
It's literally impossible. So what about ranked? Chat, is ranked easier or harder than
OJ?
TRP 1400, cheered 100 bits. Are you going to Sam the Lego Batman stream or Watchsperm
Head?
I'm gonna do it, I'm not scamming like teal! Broke his chat, that's the thing, like...
Or maybe I should be allowed to queue both, I guess?
Ten seconds ago.
Maybe I should be allowed to queue both?
Five seconds to insertion.
A bomb must be located and defused.
The point is remains.
You're located a bomb.
The bomb's a teaser.
It's stated to protect the teaser.
How the fuck bro we do we win we won right yay everyone
Jinxie is glass good misty good question glass is good in pro league when you use straps
for like post plant plants and out glass is very strap dependent I wouldn't recommend
using him in ranked because the ranked people don't really do strats that much
hit a common one cadence must chaired 100 bits Bengals winning Super Bowl this
year bro the Bengals need an offensive line bro and a defense you can't win a
Super Bowl without an offensive line or a defense what are you saying man holy
What are you talking about?
Are you dumb, Boggles?
TikTok knowledge?
Are you done?
What do you mean TikTok knowledge?
He's thrown it out of bomb.
down the underscore seven cheered 100 bits Nicholas Stewart I want you to
you shape you want me to what you found a bomb make your way to its location
and diffusing right keep repeating to put on my jinxie charm oh my god like three
days now bro jesus
my srokeen bambΓ©
hear that?
can't you hear that?
let's proceed folly
jump up on the car gridlock what the fuck
first underscore cheered 100 bits when it's made to Batman Marathon
no longer in possession, one out four remain.
Good if you do it, but if you do it...
Nice guys! Stop bullying me!
Nice!
Not even if it's acceptable.
Yeah, boy, Michael, think of it as your one King Julian, think of it as your one Moji,
think of it as your one...
Plackle cheered 100 bits, you should do Earl's Steam with the bow boys.
I think you already said that I think that one glitch
Jinxie you're the worst player of all time
That's not nice man. It's not nice
It's not nice bro. It's not nice
It's not nice
You can you help me with my math homework. What is six times eight eight sixteen twenty four thirty two forty forty eight
48, right? Or 50, 56? 48?
You Madeleine Flakes Cheers 100 Vits, Hey Johnco Love Your Streams Thank You For All
All the laughs my best friend is in hospital, could you help donate to his girlfriend?
I need to locate a bomb.
Sure man, what is it?
Jack's gonna gift him.
Now he'll be ready to fight.
Since he's supposed to be carrying the team.
Yo, I'm six and three, what's this guy typing? What the fuck?
So what is this guy typing?
Jerome has located a bomb.
Jinx is supposed to be carrying the team bomb 6 and 3, buddy.
10 seconds to go.
5 seconds to insertion.
Christine to bomb location.
Tell me the R0 and underscore Gams cheered 100 bits.
Are you done with logitechers?
No!
I took what I was on it two days ago. What like what is everybody saying?
Stay close to me
My god, I can do the stop and start
Amazing he's about this from stopping
Okay, guys, we're in front of...
I put it to the right!
Careful. My radar's messed up in front of your body.
No!
Fuck, you picked it!
No! Fuck!
I said to kill that guy!
Thoughts on the rules run this year.
Ah, I said to kill the other guy! Fuck!
Fuck!
I need to get out of here!
Get out of here!
43.
I caught it.
43, y'all got it, y'all got it, y'all got it.
43, y'all got it, y'all got it, y'all got it.
Yo, it's one with the cryptic, we're trying baby.
Move it, we're trying to get this.
Reloading apple.
wait this is a good plant spot wait this is good this is a good plant spot
bruntz
do you want to kill one hundred and nine of us
why does he see a five marathon and what time this four match marathon
what the fuck was that
he didn't even try to shoot but i'm shooting him
i need to lock in bro
What the fuck does that mean?
What are you going to do Elden Ring DLC?
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
But I have so much streams that I want to do this year.
I'm going to end up doing all of them, bro.
But I don't know.
I don't have like...
Yeah, the thing is, bro, I don't like planning everything out, bro.
I like to just randomly do shit.
when I did the elin rain marathon I had like a one-day
Cosmeby cheered 100 bits Indiana Jones and Halliburton coming back so paces and
colts next year yo we won downstairs
yo bro like this is the flawed logic I'm talking about we won downstairs but we
lost upstairs because we sold a 4v1 like this is just flawed
fucking logic we so we lost upstairs cuz we swung it up for v1 security area
What is the fault?
Jinx C14145151514433
Cheered 100 bits
Hey junkie stunk, Nick
Why don't you do an attending until I finger-glass-drawn and culled in visor behind?
Yeah, I'm gonna pretend that you didn't just say what you just said
I'm gonna pretend that you didn't just fucking say what you just said
Are you a psycho?
Billy also cheered 100 bits. You only like resin because you are the same height.
hide!
Young, they got a picture one!
Shots, they got a picture two!
Back!
War, they got a picture one!
Wait, one of them hit a frost mat.
Stay underscore out each year, 100 bits.
Hey, Junko, when is the Goon Marathon?
It's also going to be a marathon.
Changing map!
Yo, bro, I'm not doing a Goon Marathon!
What the fuck?!
running to your door nice man successful it's tough it's tough jackson miah's
clunked head 100 bits lost calls mocks you
jinx see me and my gay husband love watching your streams at night before
we touch each other. Appreciate that broom. Appreciate that man. Fat pig 98 with the five
gifted. W fat pig in the chat. What about the roads to Unreal 4.9?
chat is unreal hard to get in fortnite or is it easy hard it's easy
chat hard it's easy hard it's easy
luff footer 0987 cheered 100 bits hey can you bail out my math teacher of one million dollars
also cowboys winning the city bomb what do you do jinxie say shout out dixon my ass
yo i don't know if you think i'm like a dumbass or something i'm not gonna do that
found a bomb you fucking dumb bro I'm not that go to bold
fat pic they can be gifted
and
insertion in five seconds
located at bomb
and you wait to it locate
and you should 100 bits
when are you going to escape
bronze and lead
master Yi is broken no skill
where you never know I might escape
bombs and lead tonight bro
you really just don't know
I
Know on the desk
Sound down
He's a thong
I'm in my house, shit!
Who's in front of me?
Your last tier is one of us, bitch.
You bitch.
Arah.
You.
Arah.
You.
Arah.
You.
Arah.
You.
Arah.
You.
Arah.
You.
Arah.
You.
Arah.
You.
I'm gonna go for a plan where I need to back in hatch.
No, no, no, no, no, no, come here, come here, come here, no.
I can't believe I'm going for the best breach.
My game just glitched?
He blocked.
My game's glitched.
My game just glitched. I'm not even joking.
I'm on a team!
Can you move with 100 bits?
You should do a little stream with the both points.
For why is CCS a lot of glitch in the repeat messages?
Bro, my game just glitched! We got the window, baby!
Get down here, bro, my game just completely glitched!
What the fuck was that? I couldn't detonate that, I tried like five times.
I'm going to go pee chat and queue it up again.
Good start to the day man.
8 and 5 and we got the win.
I'm going to go pee.
PRP Kittens.
PRP.
A Kimbubong's cheered 100 bits.
Play some Siege after this.
You bum.
I love you.
Jack Kelt 7 cheered 100 bits.
I
Luke eno underscore dog out shared 100 bits jinxed see messy time for most goals scored in World Cups yesterday
Wait, what did you say? No, I know you said most yeah messy has I he was behind
You jinx see
Yeah, you can you ask Jinx you don't mute me. I was playing I was on a team yesterday
What's up, yeah, yeah, Jinxie. What's up, bro?
Wait, why did I meet you yesterday? What did you remember? I was here
Yeah, you mean to me yesterday because I was in your game yesterday. I
Muted you because you were in my game. Yeah, remember I was the guy that shot you
We got off on the wrong foot
10 seconds to go.
Little fucking delinquent.
You can see I'm the biggest stander.
I like this guy. He might take a hit.
My king is a new forever-be-name-on Chewbob.
Harry Kane, slow the game!
Jones up and running.
Harry Kane scored a header?
What?
Chey, you ever heard that saying big time players make big time plays?
Big shot bone, you're never going to get this...
Nice guy!
Off for eliminated.
You're never going to get this deed!
Hey man, just letting you know that I don't care.
Wait, what? What do you mean you don't care?
Don't care about what, dude?
Easy underscore e underscore eight hundred and sixty three
She cheered 100 bits, how is Bonnie and the kid doing?
I saw them at the top in publics but couldn't get to her, she was busy by the fried chicken
dot backslash.
Maud's uh, permanently banned that motherfucker.
Permanently banned, I'm not like, yo I'm not gonna entertain this bullshit!
Permanently banned that motherfucker.
Now!
I'm not going to unmute him this guy was annoying, shot me, tried being funny the entire game.
He wasn't funny.
He's just another little annoying little 15 year old shit's name.
I'm not going to, this guy's just annoying.
And of course I got to do his game again and he recognized me with the game tag without
talking, so that means he's stream sniping and queue sniping to shoot me and harass me.
I'm not unmuting this guy, this guy can literally shot his keyboard on his ass.
Backtrack cheered 100 bits, US 7 in the world cup, but if you ever come to Indiana, your
parents will reap the loss of their child.
What the, like what the fuck, what the fuck?
You might as quiet get it closer.
Ten seconds to go.
Insertion in five seconds.
The mission is to locate and defuse a bomb.
The ZAK4747 cheered 100 bits, pretty sure that Ronaldo got more Champions League trophies than Messymore impact in Champions and League played in more difficult leagues.
All love from Denmark less goals per game less assists per game
Let's battle indoors less world cups
We need productivity, that's like the last room if you want to talk about productivity, that's like the last thing you should say
That's really the last thing you should say
See the thing is you're bringing up champions leagues, but champions leagues is a team trophy. I mean like
for champions champions league
like by that logic right like by bringing up champions leagues you could
literally say like oh you by bringing up that logic you can literally say like
Tony Cruz is better than like each other legends when I even replace each with
death is for remaining like you understand like bro you're bringing up a
a team trophy, like,
hey, Ronaldo has more Champions Leagues.
Yo, bro, that same logic can be applied to like,
oh yeah, Tony Cruz has more Champions Leagues
than this guy, so, bro, it's a team award.
Like, World Cup is also,
yeah, but I'm also bringing up individual stats.
Messy averages more goals and assists per game than Ronaldo.
Every Ronaldo fan likes to just duck that.
I'm bringing up the two most important
Individual staffs ever friendly last operating individually messy averages more goals and assists them Ronaldo
You're bringing up UCL. That's a team trophy. I don't care
Scored on himself
Why do my game just crashed
Have asked what
What have us your World Cup argument is invalid then yo dumb dumb earth earth to dumb dumb dumb dumb
I don't care about the World Cup argument
You can erase that pretend messy never had a World Cup argument messy averages more goals and assists per game than Ronaldo
Messi is a more productive player than Ronaldo on the field
Messi scores more on average than Ronaldo and assists more on average than Ronaldo
You don't have to I don't care about World Cup
What about bottom doors? Is that a teen stat as well?
Yo, dumb dumb, earth to dumb dumb, individual stats.
I'm kind of just calling this kid one of my best genes, so you'll be down to one V1 me.
Sue!
I'm gonna ignore every major statistic. Sue!
Like, I, like, bro, you're just, you're literally 12.
Are you 12?
Like what are we talking about bro? Are you fucking 12 man? Like what do we say?
Sue! I don't care about statistics! Sue! Like bro, I don't- If you like Ronaldo that's fine. I don't care who you like.
Don't say he's better than Messi. He loses every stat to Messi. Every stat. Every single stat.
He loses every statistic to Messi man. Every stat. Every stat. Like this isn't an argument.
Bro, he just drew against Kongo, bro. He drew against Kongo.
Messy hat tricked Algeria. This is within the last 24 hours.
Please shut the fuck up.
The Jackson cheered 100 bits when he's the next reacting to the Kevone stream.
Sue! I don't care about any statistics!
Sue! Like bro, you're a fucking child, you're a toddler.
You're literally a child. If you think Bernardo is better than Messy,
you are literally twins.
That's well insertion
I'm not arguing with you don't understand anything about the game
G2B7Y cheered 100 bits, the spurs are winning the world cup.
to come.
Why'd you team kill? Uh, this guy's the guy that team killed me yesterday and now he's following me around shooting. So if you do that, I'm just gonna shoot you in the fucking air.
And then we can lose out of here. I'm not you're not gonna follow me around shooting
Look back that she is one of them good things. Did you win?
You got a one friendly
my bad daddy my bad daddy
bro this guy's Q sniping, Q sniping, oh my god this guy's such a fucking loser
how about other than a hundred buddies
All friendly have been eliminated.
Croatia scored again?
Wait, dead-ass?
Croatia scored again?
Kimbubong's cheered 100 bits.
Place each my love.
Can we like, ban that guy?
I'm on C! What?
What?
2-2. Wait, Croatia scored again?
Who scored?
If this guy team kills me, I'm just gonna leave and get on a Pride 4 Night or League or something.
I'm not just gonna get followed around by this creep for two days in a row.
He instantly knew it was me before we even talking when I have a streamer mode gamer tag on,
He literally just is stream slamming.
And then he's following you around shooting.
87 wide shared 100 bits.
The Spurs are winning the world cup slash.
It seems like a TK on the softest shirt.
Creation vs England.
Wow.
2-2, holy high score in game.
2-2 already, wow.
Yo, Chad, should we do a watch along
on friday to the u.s.a. game i think it's at three though bro i think it's at three
should we do that
fortnite is asked um i'm not gonna play siege if i can getting team killed though i'm good off that
like i love siege but as soon as i start getting team killed i'm just it's just i'm just gonna get off
five seconds
It's the best bombing in the game, that ass.
aiming it. Yeah, there might be enough seeds for the day. Okay. Um, I would bet my right
and left testicle that Dogeby's watching the stream right now. I bet my right and left
testicle that he streams, I think. Uh, like no ping, no drone, no ping, no drone, just
Staring at it. Literally staring at it.
Turkey's pancake has cheered 100 bits. This is why Ronaldo is better.
What is why? What is why?
You didn't give one logical reason. Because there isn't one.
Be advised, Op4 has located a bomb.
You didn't give one fucking reason man
I think don't could be sin long desk
Good name
I've never cheated 200 bits. Let me sit on it.
Did you just say let me sit on it?
Bro, what the fuck?
Remove!
Yeah, I have a longer delay now. Thank God, bro. That was like, just no drone, no yellow
ping, just staring at the most niche run out ever. And like, I know how platinum players
play. Platinum players don't, they don't play like that. They just don't do that. And let's
throw in the stream. He jumped up on the course and stared at the run out. Like, what a fucking
chad yo go down go down go down i'm coping for saying that i'm getting streams nights
okay yeah i'm coping 100% bro nobody's ever no one she is 100 bits never be a messy fan
Never again, CR7 lego 10e ways.
Give me one Statistic or one Logical Reason.
Other than, CR7 has a 6 pack!
CR7!
CR7 has abs!
Sue!
Give me one Logical Reason please, Christ!
One reason!
CR7 has a nice Aircraft!
Sue!
He's a good guy, he's a good guy, he's a good person.
CR7 has a nice haircut! CR7 has abs! CR7 drives a nice car! He's the god of football!
STINGS! Like bro, you're literally an infant.
1.1.
2.0.
3.2.
4.0.
4.0.
3.2.
4.0.
5.1.
6.4.
6.4.
6.4.
7.5.
8.2.
9.2.
9.2.
10.4.
10.4.
11.0.
1.2.
11.0.
11.0.
12.0.
12.0.
13.0.
13.1.
14.0.
13.0.
13.0.
14.0.
100% accuracy. Yeah, bro. I don't I don't know
It's just um it just really it really goes to show you man
It really goes to show you bro
But I didn't like what is there to even like argue, bro
Just watch the world cup and if you don't want to watch this world cup watch the last world cup, dude
I don't like I don't these guys like it's not even in the same planet
What are we talking about here, bro?
Extatic development.
Like I genuinely believe if you think we're not the best of Messe, you're 12.
Memo-acho is better than Messe.
Who is Memo-acho?
Memo-acho?
Just watch the World Cup, bro.
Watch this World Cup, watch Last World Cup.
I don't even know what to say.
I
See more edits of CR7 what the I don't care messy better. I don't give a fuck. I don't care
You see more edits of him bro. Are you ten? I don't get messy
I don't give a fuck!
Jackson Myers 12 cheered 100 fits.
Holding how long till loss comes back.
Five champions leagues.
Yup, you're referencing a team award.
Team Award, Ralph. Again, your reference to Team Award.
Messy averages more boosts and more assists. Period. End of story.
He's a better player on the field than Renado.
Team Award. Are you 12? Are you a toddler?
behind you there's a huge hand from the back if you win the tournament you'll give you
my paycheck on baby
you'll get the fuck out of him
I just outsmarted the fuck out of him
I just outsmarted the fuck out of him
Did you see that?
Reloaded!
That was so fucking smart.
the
given
thoughts on the land saga have not watched it yet
a bond has been located by all four
I was fucking shit on that.
I'm not sure what I was thinking.
I thought I was just gonna get some shit.
I thought I was gonna get some shit.
I'm not sure what I was thinking.
I'm not sure what I was thinking.
Fucking shit on that guy.
Empties, chimp chairs, one-toed vits,
Hey Jinx, see I'm loving your streams, they help a lot mentally and you're hella funny, keep it up.
One-on-four remaining.
Thank you, bro.
Your teammate, if you peek, as God as my witness I'm going to lose it.
The only way you lose is by peeking.
That's not an ego.
Jinxie, you're American, you don't know shit about football, Messi is assed.
Family underscore seven, cheers 300 bits, still talking about it, so because I'm American,
does that mean that Ronaldo averages more goals and assists than Messi now?
No, it doesn't matter if I'm American, Scottish, Swiss, Turkish, it doesn't matter where I'm
from in the world messy averages more goals and assists per game than Ronaldo
next like it doesn't matter where the fuck I'm from so because I'm American my
stats are incorrect Google's wrong Bernards wrong but did you guys watch
Ronaldo today he was like what do we do what are we doing did you watch Ronaldo
the last two World Cups? Bill the Braviator chaired 100 bits. Hey John Coe you have raging
CTE. Hey it's from the UK.
Because the American statistics don't matter or something?
Because the American like, stats aren't a thing?
This is about a where in the world I'm from, bro. I'm reading you stats, you fucking Nimrod.
What are you ty- like, bro, get out of my stream, bro.
What are you typing, man?
I will debate any human in the world that thinks Ronaldo is better than Messi, and I will win.
Kirk Keith's 5k has to be at 200 bits.
Memo-Ocho is better than Messi.
Who the fuck is Memo-Ocho?
Ah, fuck!
Debate speed, Vaders! Speed has no ball knowledge or a tree stop! Speed has no ball knowledge!
Speed, yo! Speed has no ball knowledge at all!
I don't speed, messy averages more goals and assists, and he said, and I fail, that's
subjective.
That's literally what he said.
One underscore off, cheered one on my back, kids.
Hey, kids, I miss you from last night.
I love how you tickled my nose.
The jet statistics were subjective.
Next time, they'll do the same to you.
do the same to you so twitch is 0 and 5
alright why can't the enemy team ever have an 0 and 5 player
Zeno, think of the plan!
No enemy detected nearby.
Ashes 3 starts to chaired 100 bits.
Yo, Jiggy, you made a promise to us to play the last of you.
of you
What I can do is oh and six is
That guy was literally doing the fucking gritty in the corner didn't even look there
Jinxie tell me the last time you watched a 90 minute football game Argentina versus Algeria
Yeah, 18 hours ago.
Next question.
Jinxie, Ronaldo has more euros than Messi.
You know what, Nathan?
I'm gonna let you figure out
that sentence really quick, Nathan.
Skrotex cheered 100-
Why do you think he has more euros?
If you're not gonna open the Pokemon,
can you send them to Hive Eyes?
Like, bro, like, what do you think, man?
What the fuck do you think?
Ronaldo has more heroes than Messi.
Why do you think that is?
Are you like, I'm turning this shit off.
Yo, were you dropped on your head as a kid?
Ronaldo has more heroes than Messi.
Why the fuck do you think that is?
If you have to figure that out.
10 seconds left, deploy Gemma, fight him.
Gaging bags!
Die out for our poor tempting to defuse your bombs.
Whatever you do, always follow through.
God, shit myself.
I
Was like a fucking horror movie
But any that music
Raylord!
Wow, they are 2-inch-well right now.
5 4 located a bomb protected
friendly and victorious.
Yes!
He's eliminated.
Jude Bellingham scored!
Three two Englands?
Three two Englands.
Jude Bellingham scored?
So, okay, Balingham's scored, okay, so how much time is left in the game?
How much time is left?
Oh my god, there's so much time.
Five goals in 47 minutes, holy shit.
This game's a banger.
Five goals in 47 minutes.
Brother's World Cup has been so good so far.
So much time left chat, what?
The drone is located bomb.
Alright chat, this is it boys, overtime.
Overtime match point y'all.
Hi guys, almost scored. What the fuck are you typing?
Are you gonna watch some games with the World Cup? Yes, I'm going to the World Cup quarterfinals
in Miami. World Cup quarterfinals.
This guy is so disturbingly annoying.
and I think I've gone to the World Cup finals as well
I'm gonna kill you.
Be clear of the blast!
This is gonna be so fucking... oh my god, it fucking...
Walks into where I'm shooting so then I get reverse friendly fire, team kill.
Walks into where I'm shooting so then I get reverse friendly fire. I
Gotta get off this game. Oh this guy's such a fucking loser
Walks into where I'm shooting so I get reverse friendly fire, okay
Huh
You said it's not as long I
Think don't just anyone to play rock to me
This game's over one and eight switch to seven
Yo, don't dance
What are you doing right now?
Are you in a league game?
Me-ho.
Yo, do you want to play Rocket League or no?
Alright, what level are you?
Yeah.
You've never played Rocket League?
But it's like a kids game so it should be easy wait don't sense. Do you want to play for tonight?
Do you have for night downloaded
Okay chat should we play duo's for tonight or duo's rocket league what should we play it?
Should we play duo's for tonight or duo's rocket league?
What are you saying?
Wait, wait, wait, Dantez, you've never played Fortnite in your entire life?
Well, I played one game of it, and then I lost, and then after I lost, I said, fuck this shit, I'm never doing it again, so then I uninsulted the game, and that was like five years ago.
Wait, so what are you, like, but you've never played Fortnite in your whole damn life?
And your whole damn life?
I have 30,000 hours to take a nap, I'm the fuck, do you want me to play Fortnite?
Okay, you're kind of the right, okay.
You're right, you're right.
You're right, you're right.
Okay, so we're doing Fortnite or Rocket League?
Let's do Fortnite.
I think Fortnite would be more fun.
Let's do Fortnite.
Okay, alright, I'll call you when I get inside, right?
Yes, call me in on a phone.
Call me in phone.
Okay, I'll see you soon, bro.
Yeah.
He's never played Rocky League. He's never played Fort.
Yup. Wait.
Is that an FNCS pickaxe?
Okay, is that FNCS?
Wait what?
FNCS winner?
How the fuck did he get that?
FNCS chat, vote, Fortnite or Rocket League.
We can play both, we can play both, both of you.
Alright chat.
I cued it instantly so I don't know if there's gonna be snipers yet, cause that was just on Siege.
So what's the best OG landing spot ever? Like where did you and your buddies land?
Back in the day.
I feel like Fortnite would be fun with Dante's.
I feel like Fortnite would be fun.
I'll just have four minutes.
That's it.
Low key tilting.
No.
I don't know if it's going to be stream sniper because I literally just queued and I have
a little bit of a delay.
I have a delay.
I
Want to I don't I want to get to the fortnight dude. I want to be a sweaty-ass fortnight kid
Right look if I go in this house somebody's gonna be in here. I feel like somebody's gonna be in here
Yo, those traps are new that trap did not used to look like that
I was the knight in shining armor in your movies.
I'm in a lobby with no stream snappers.
This is so fun.
Every time I play Fortnite, I'm out of delay, I'm out of delay.
Sagrakshi played the game.
I'm glitched, I'm glitched, I'm glitched!
I'm fucking glitched!
He only killed me because he had shield.
You
You're a waste of electricity shut the fuck up dude chicken salad thing over the prime
roster thing to buy bro that was gonna be the only chance at a non-stream snipers game
but I shouldn't have went into the middle though I don't know why I went into the middle chat
I should have went into the middle, man.
What do you mean I'm a waste of electricity, bro? Shut the fuck up!
Bro, this Travis Scott is definitely stream sniping.
This Travis Scott is definitely stream sniping.
You are a waste of oxygen shut the fuck up
At least try a normal scheme bro, I like OG dude, I like OG
Bro OG is good. Oh, geez good, bro. I like OG
There's so many strings that hurts.
Bro, there's so many street snipers!
Wait up
Bro like this is so hard bro people how people slapping with a 20 second delay what the fuck
It's fine because the stream snipers still think I'm alive from last game
Bro, how is there so many stream snipers I don't understand
Let me know when Dante has his ready let me know when Dante has his ready chat
How is he sniping with a fucking delay like how does that even happen 20 second delay
You're sniping how well how there's a delay
Downside is ready cap
Yeah, we get get into a fun four night arc like we play for that with a lot of people bro
I'm not gonna lie though sometimes simple out of his ass
Like brah I'm not gonna lie chat sometimes simple out of his ass
Bro sometimes simple out of his complete shit though
There's so many stream snipers like I don't get it, bro
Jaina what I could do though I could do like 20 second delay like I have now
Like 20 second delay and then what I could do is I could I
Could do 20 second delay and then what I could do chat
Is I could switch servers and switch skin everything
Things you have no idea what you're doing bro check my profile, but I bet you have like 50 wins or something or maybe even a hundred
No guns
A fucking pistol!
A fucking pistol!
I
Wait stream slapper
Baby idiot stream slapping
Get destroyed
Bro, the delay makes this so much better.
See, but that's what happens.
If I stay still for too long, they come.
Bro, how the fuck?
Bro, if I stay still for too long, they just come.
I don't understand if I stay still for too long, they just come dude oh
My god, I don't get it child. I don't get it. I don't get it for night is so hard
Brokes if I stay still it is calm. There's one in front of me one behind me
We have to keep moving, we have to keep moving.
A terry, thank you for the tier one baby, I love you.
I gotta keep moving.
Braumian Zontes is gonna get a win with it tonight.
Bro, now that I think about it,
chat doing this Fortnite marathon might not be possible.
Like winning a Fortnite solo game
with a one second delay might not be possible.
I'm being dead ass.
Like bro, I'm being so dead ass.
But I actually don't know if it's even possible y'all.
I'm being like, for real, but I don't know if it's possible.
Which I'm a go pee, I'm a go pee, I'm a go pee, I'm a go pee, I'm a go pee, I'm a go
pee, I'm a go pee, I'm a go pee, I'm a go pee, I'm a go pee, 15 minutes delay, 15 minutes
delay and then what?
you
you
you
I was murdered. I have to change my skin. Hold up.
Oh, baby, this is the skin we're rocking.
Voxy, the good bottle.
I'm Zay the good bottle.
No, I'm not even kidding, bro.
I want to get into Fortnite, bro.
But last time I really grinded Fortnite,
I was a little kid on Xbox in Fortnite season seven.
No, season five was when they added Paradise Palms.
Paradise Palms was the first season
where I really grinded the game.
Put it on randomize?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you can do that?
Chad, that's the best way to counter-stream snipes ever!
Put it on!
Yo, I forgot this was in the game!
How do I put it in randomize?
Which I that's actually smart
That it's actually smart no bro dead ass like the last time I grinded for tonight was like
2019 2018 like I want to grind this game. I want to grind like I want to get good at fortnight, bro
I want to get good at fortnight
How does he know?
It's fucking Darth Vader hitting the gritty!
How the fuck does he know? How?
Yo! Oh my god!
I have a 20 second delay, man, I don't understand, I have a 20 second delay, man, how are they
still sniping?
Bro, and look, they're gonna look at the back of the bus and try to see when I jump.
They're gonna try to follow me.
You should land at the Dark Mold.
Shut the fuck up inside a spot!
The Dark Mold is not a landing spot!
I
Run
Oh my god, the stream cypress are gliding in.
The stream cypress are gliding in.
Did you hear that?
The stream cypress are gliding in.
Did you hear that?
What the hell?
You look like a cock. What is that? What the fuck does that even mean, kid? The fuck?
I have a 20 second delay before they come back. This delay is literally a life saver.
This delay is literally a lifesaver.
Oh no, oh no.
He's not sniping or what?
He's sniping.
I don't he stands it I don't understand how am I still getting snike
do I have to literally always move bro should I do like a 30 second delay or
or what?
Bro, should I do like a 30 second delay, man?
God damn.
Bro, where's my duo at?
Is my teammate ready?
So what is my teammate doing, man?
Thank you.
You
Then I put it to 20 seconds today got streams night now I have 30 seconds today
Bro, if I get stream snip again, I'm gonna put on a 15 minutes today
Fifteen minutes to lay!
Recipe, think of it as your one, dude.
Just because you die doesn't mean you're getting stream sniped.
Yo, are you fucking stupid?
He's dancing!
He's dancing!
He's literally dancing!
Are you stupid or what?
like bro dude are you dumb he's fucking dancing like what the hell
yo so yeah these guys not sleeping no no do this gritty shit one more time are
Are they not sniping or what?
My bro keeps fucking dancing!
How's he not sniping?
What do you mean?
There is two of them.
Do not touch is done.
Alright, tell them this is my last one.
this is my last one, then would you do us?
That's the point of an emo.
Yo, buddy, buddy, I don't know if you're like 10 years old
or you're dumb or you're rage baiting.
Bro, I know those points of emotes.
They're following me around the map going right for it,
treat, ooh, I'll get with that heater.
Like, they're sniping.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
They're sniping, man.
HOLY SHIT!
Do I gotta spell this shit out for you?
Oh, he's following me around the map doing a gritty!
What do you mean there's an email for a reason?
It's a snipe!
Let me get a farm to get a farm.
Brokeenshake landed on hunting rifle.
Are you a bot?
Another day, another victory for the LJ.
shake landed on the hunting rifle it's not cortisol it's it's not cortisol it's
not fucking cortisol it's motherfuckers in the chat don't know shit about the game
It's a blatant stream swipe!
The guy's doing the gritty!
For all these guys that are gliding in our slavering.
Nobody glides into the game this late!
Leave me alone, please!
I wanna play my fucking childhood game!
For a minute! Please!
Holy shit!
I want to see what this is about.
Get out of my beings, Treadheart!
fucking
This little kid is just stream sniping!
Look at him, he's gonna dance!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Yo, oh my god.
It is a plate and string thing!
Is that guy not swiping?
He's freaking dancing!
Wait, is downtown ready?
Yeah, I had no bills y'all I had no bills. I'm gonna kill my bills. I had no bills
Chad is not as ready
It's not called baby rage, you know, it's not called baby rage bro, it's called stream sniping losers
Both these sparkers are gliding in two minutes later with Lou
I'm calling. I'm calling. I'm calling. Bro, no, no, it's a stream snipe as fuck. That's
what it is. Yo, Chitty, what the fuck? Yo, Dante, you need a 30 seconds delay, bro. I'm
getting string sniped into oblivion. We need a delay for fortnight, bro. Does he know?
Wait, wait, wait, I can't even go. Does he know?
I don't see no. It's a kids game.
Hey, don't test. I understand that.
Buddy, there's more stream snipers in this game than any game.
Yes, you need delay. Yes.
30 seconds, bro. Damn.
You don't want to try one game, no delay.
Dude, I'm telling you, it's on your head.
You're never getting snipe, bro.
All right, you want to try one game, no delay.
Yeah, let's see if it works.
No, I can't add you.
Yo, yo, delay, delay, don't test 30 seconds, 30 seconds.
All right, bro, listen, what is your epic?
What is your epic?
Uh, the one else strong.
Yeah.
Wait, how do you spell it?
How do you spell it?
I don't know why it's not okay.
Oh no, I'll mess with you.
How do you spell it?
How do you spell it?
Yeah.
Bro, are you good? Are you good? Are you good? Yeah, I have the delay on why?
Wait, wait, wait
Don't oh, it's two e's two e's
Bro, I just sent you a friend request
Accepting turn it on wait, how do I turn it on how do I turn it on? I?
Don't know stop coping. It's all in your head, but but they're dancing around the map you fucking psycho
It's like a dead freakin giveaway dead freakin giveaway every time they're dancing
I can't wait Jinx say I'm gonna share screen. Tell me what to do. I don't know man. I don't know
Okay, how do I add you Jinx see two five six seven one Jinx see two five six seven one add me add me add me add me
Okay, do you see my screen? How do I wait where is it search by this Jinx see?
two five seven one
Two five six seven one wait six seven
Yes, two five six seven one added me bro. Send me a
But it said it said fail to send invite you're not accepting in front of class
cool
Have us can you call us on how we do this? I hate this shit so much. Oh
God I can't even on your side
Wait, maybe I need to go in parental controls, bro, it's not your, no, I don't know what
it is.
It's not.
I don't.
Yeah.
If you're tight, right, bro, stop typing six, seven, guys.
Every time streamers die, they just complain and say stream slide.
I got it.
I got it, bro.
He's dancing.
Like it's obvious.
your friend request it works now
oh god I'm getting spam friend requested did you send it yet I sent it
right now now JT 25671 admin please please okay except okay I invited you
Okay, let me just turn. Yeah, no, I'm just gonna turn off front across now. So people can just spam it
Hi, guys, what my ass for me? I've never once told hi guys to wipe my friggin ass
Which is what they're doing wait, okay at what age should you learn how to wipe your ass?
Yeah, I thought it was three, right?
Really wait, you're actually like
Yeah, dude, I told you, for 30,000 hours, you just played League.
Yes.
You never played any other games, ever.
Well, I used to play this one game.
I don't know if you know what's called Don't Starve Together.
Don't Starve.
Bro, it's like this sick game.
It's like you spawn in a world and you have like four different seasons and there are
monsters that try to kill you and you need to get like food and you need to like avoid
like all the boss battles and everything it's like actually sick
Dottess ready up!
Wait what?
Ready up!
Hello?
Dottess ready up!
Oh okay wait how do I do that?
Oh wait I found it!
Okay I'm ready!
I
Thought that's I never in my whole goddamn life
Ever had a human being asked me. How do I ready up? I have never in my god to even most photos knew how to ready up
Yeah, but okay, Jin see it's because you have to scroll up. I didn't know you could scroll in this game
Rukai is live. We're out of here snowy
Hey, I don't care! Snowy, I don't care! Shut up!
Okay, Snowy, Jinxie, how do we win? Like, what do we have to do if we want to win?
Okay, okay, no, no, in this go!
Dante, Dante, you're telling me you've never played Fortnite in your whole life?
Well, I know that we have to like kill people, but I don't know more than that.
So we're gonna be on an island with 100 players, bro. 100 players, man.
man there's gonna be 98 enemies in us too we have to be the last duo standing
oh that's easy
Kim Kardashian get away I'm getting stream sniped by Kim Kardashian
I have a-
HEY HOW DO I TURN UP MY SENSITIVITY
bro I don't even know are you on mouse and keyboard I don't even know
alright don't test listen man you pick our landing locations bro where do you
I want to go. Marcus Rashford scored yet GGs. GGs. Marcus Rashford scored yet GGs.
don't dance don't dance don't dance where are you at
My tomatoes AFK.
Where did my teammate go?
Oh my god this is the spot.
Chat do y'all remember?
This is the spot.
Do y'all remember?
Oh my god.
Do y'all remember?
This is the spot, dude.
But now I have to lay!
Yo ho! Oh, nice it's back!
Jinxc, can you hear me?
Land at Frosty Flights, yes, I hear you.
Okay, yeah, no, I didn't- I- I- I- I-
It's like unplug my mic and then we plug it back in and then it's like fucked up.
Okay, I'm sure you don't this doesn't enemy in this building on us, bro focus
Wait, I'm gonna go on top of him. I'll flank
Grab one of these guys
I got a gun! I got a gun!
You ran by the shotgun!
I got a gun! I got a gun!
Where's Jinx? I got a gun!
Jinx, I'm a...
One of them junior on TikTok is kids promoting his TikTok.
Okay, Jinx, how do I get out of the ball?
Jinx, how do I get out of the ball?
Bro, get out!
Oh, damn, no, just click it!
Jinx, they see it! I got a gun!
Get out of the ball!
I'm flanking!
Thank you!
Get out of my way!
Dog meter!
Get you!
Stop!
Okay, I'll take the blame for that one yeah
No shit
How do you get out of the ball is the same button as how you get in the ball I'm not
to you bro.
Okay I'm looking but dude it's because I was pressing but it wasn't working.
Bro just don't get into the ball.
Don't get into the ball.
Okay I'm going to avoid the balls.
Leave the game.
Leave the game.
Come back to the screen.
Come back to the screen.
The main screen.
Okay.
Okay I'm in the lobby.
You're not in the lobby.
Okay there you are.
Alright alright alright.
Wait you got Jonesy bro that's the most iconic skin.
Wait, isn't that what you're named after because, like, Jinxie and Jonesy?
No, bro. I'm named after...
Bro, I'm named after Jinx, the Pokemon card.
Wait, you know it's also a League character.
Yeah, but I name it after the Pokemon character. That was, like, one of my favorite Pokemon.
Oh, nice. Wait, why'd you choose a Girl skin?
Uh, because I'm trying to change my skin every 20 seconds so I don't get followed around the math.
is that Dwayne the Rock Johnson what the fuck wait dude how do you have so many
skins how do I get them you have to basically spend money on the game
bro I bought it skin bro I bought it skin
good thing about your one I bought a skin dude wait can I buy the jinx you
skin bride I'll have a skin in for now I don't have a skin wait really that's
fucking bullshit I don't have a skin brah
alright okay so it jinx we need a game on bro we need a game plan alright what
do we do game plan is you're gonna pick a landing spot we're gonna land together
And then we're gonna play good all right, okay
So how do I pick up guns?
Okay, so you're on keyboard right? Yes, whenever you walk up to a gun. It's gonna say the button. Oh
Say
Same thing with ammo. Oh
And I needed I need to pick up ammo too
Yes, bro. You need to pick up guns and ammo, bro another easy thing with ammo is in for tonight
They make it easy you can just run through it. It'll pick it up for you. You're gonna have to make it. Oh
You can just run through it. All right, okay?
Yeah
Okay, Jin see Jin see listen. We're gonna drop. Do you see that mountain on our left?
Where with the thing on top of it the yellow thing do you see it?
I don't know how to paint
Just insincerate look you'll see me
with the roof, with the roof, with the roof, with the roof, right here, Dante?
Hey, yeah, yeah, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay, Jyn, we're getting followed by about six different people.
It's okay, it's probably stream snipers, it's all good dude.
Stay calm, Dante, the key to winning duos is we gotta stay together, all right?
Okay, and we don't get in the ball.
Yes.
But if you're gonna get in the ball, you gotta know how to get out.
Yup.
Okay, we gotta lock in, let's go.
Wait, what the fuck?
Dark Fumon!
Dark Fumon!
Oh, fuck.
Wait, Genzi, where the fuck are the guns, Tommy?
got it got it got it got it got it all right there's a chest in your left
chest in your left what that's not as they're gonna come for you I got this
dark model is here don't I'm gonna fuck his ass up check this out try to aim in
good
What can I say to you?
Watch out!
Ok, Jamesy.
What's your delay?
What's your delay?
30 seconds.
How the... wait, wait, no, no, no, no.
This shot is next level, not this.
How in the mother fucking mother fucker?
Okay, how?
Okay, Genksteed, can I just call it how it is right now?
Talk to me.
You died first in both of our rounds so far. I need you to lock in.
Are you dead?
Are you dead?
Are you dead?
Are you dead?
Are you dead?
Are you dead?
Are you dead?
Are you dead?
Are you dead?
Oh, where's my other dances?
Wait, can you start throwing it back?
Wait, look at my dance.
Wait, let me see, let me see.
How many other dances do you have, bro?
That's all I have on that one.
This might turn into a marathon even trying to get a win, dude.
Dude, okay.
All they freaking dance is default.
Yeah, but Jamesy, which one out of the two of us, she sat there and fucking lived longer
than the other one.
Like I'm not gonna lie, bro. You gotta walk in. Okay, you're right. Yes. You're right. You're right. You're right, bro
Let's lock in like let me ask you a question. When's the last time you won a fortnight game?
last night, bro
That's why we're losing bro. It's cuz we're losers queue
You know what I'm saying?
Dante, there's no Losers Q in Fortnite, bro.
Take your fucking psychosis somewhere else.
There's no Losers Q, dummy.
Okay, so if there was no Losers Q, then why did you win last night and you're loosing now?
Think about it.
Bro, because I'm getting screams tonight, man.
These guys are, it's Darth Maul dancing on me.
Street is a play to play then go is that Kim Kardashian yes bro I don't know what
like bro they just have everybody in this game everybody has a fortnight
skin just because of this has Kim Kardashian ever played this game no why
How did she have Fortnite scan dude?
Okay, Jynxie, lock in.
Oh, the stream's landing.
Wow.
Okay, are you ready?
We're gonna insta-drop, insta-drop, insta-drop, and then we can make a hard right.
Insta-drop hard right.
I know, no, no, no, no, no!
Lucky landing?
Bro, try not to get out the spot early, cause the stream's diapers are gonna know, man.
Okay, but what's lucky landing?
See it. It's like Japanese right here. Yeah, okay. So let's go
Wait, no, no, come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. What the fuck? Why you follow me?
Come down come down come down come down
Right here. That's right here right here. Oh
Smart
Yes, bro, this is a smart ass landing spot baby
smart ass landing stop baby okay let's go let's go in the building wait what type
of AK what type of AK look it's a fucking happy assault rifle what what
color what color green bro I thought you got like a gold with how excited you
were wait what's a gold bro basically the more colorful weapon is normally the
better it is it's not like
mini mini mini mini mini mini mini mini
what what's a mini drink that it gives
you how
man i don't know what the f**k any of this is
it's my first time playing bro you know
what a friggin mini is
wait get what is this dude no no no
what the f**k
wait bro we need to save that
No!
No!
Okay, I'm here, I'm here.
Okay, Jinx here, I'm here, I'm here!
There's a guy outside, there's a guy outside!
Jinx got out, Jinx.
I'm coming to you.
I'm trying to get in, I don't know where the door is though.
You're a teeny dong, get alive!
Jinx, I can't get in this door!
Okay, I'm coming.
I can't be here.
What the fuck?
Oh shit!
It's Darth Vader!
It's Darth Vader!
What the fuck?
Dude, how the fuck did Darth Vader and Darth Maul
later and die tomorrow get a fucking golden weapon.
Bro, all right, a couple of things. Yo,
Timmy dong if I see you in my lobby again,
I'm going to report you to Epic Games. Timmy,
this isn't a joke little kid, little kid. Timmy,
I'm going to report you buddy. Now that says, listen,
that riff to go that you picked up that teleports us in the sky.
We should have saved that for the stream snipers, bro. Yeah.
why didn't you tell me because you don't you know I fortnight etiquette's bro
welcome to the game rule one of fortnight if I open the chest that's my
stuff you don't have somebody's stuff from their friggin chest okay with
GenC what if it looks really cool and I want it even worse don't grab it don't
Don't grab it bro, please!
You know what this feels like, Jinxie?
What?
You know that one meme of like the guy that's starving having droplets of water?
And then that one obese guy drinking the whole fucking faucet?
Yeah.
That's like what you're doing to me right now.
You just want me to have droplets while you get the whole faucet?
No, I don't want you to have droplets, bro.
Bro, I'm just trying to win. I just want to win, bro.
Okay, okay. Let's throw in.
Oh my god. Wait.
Is he from the stream?
Oh, no. I think we got snubbed by Darth Vader.
We'll only know if he dances. If he dances, he's probably from the stream.
We'll only know...
I
Is it faster for me to shoot if I spam quick no just
No, you're shocking we can win now
That's this is fucking spawn Island. We can't use it. Yeah, we got a bit
Okay
Okay, we go to the volcano, we need to go to the volcano, okay?
Don't test, don't test, don't say it early because the stream time is going to listen.
Just wait until the last second and then randomly jump.
Yo, I got a spot, I got a spot.
Can you trust me?
Yeah, okay.
Who are you talking to, jump!
Wait, don't test, don't test, can you hear me?
Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Yeah, just crap that.
Wait, no, go down, go down, go down, go down.
Wait, go away.
you have main character syndrome so I have main character syndrome because
dog Vader and dog Maul are hitting the gritty and I'm saying they're stream
sniping that's main character syndrome come to the come to the soccer field
this is my favorite landing spot ever but why cuz it's just peaceful brothers
never any snipers here hey wait wait Jim see can you get bricks and then we
build our house so nobody can kill us they can just break the break it's not
really like Minecraft oh I got a chop I got a chop
the
she's not as a gliding in
so friggin low
home, come on
what the
friggin low
don't walk, don't walk
what the fuck?
bro where the fuck is everyone
you got him!
OH WHAT THE HELL!
you got him!
you did it!
nice!
right
k jimsy jimsy we got him walking we got him walking bro
they're here on me help me up
help help
where where where
i'll take the roof i'll take the roof
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh shit!
BASIC!
Bear aim shitty aim!
That is, I'm gonna come back- I got you.
dude I fucking died oh my god you got a legendary gun you have to carry now can
you rest me or no yeah hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up
up hold up okay okay after you rest me i dibs out like you know we're gonna okay
sorry oh no it's a sweat bro it's a sweat holy fucking price you're insane
I got your car.
Okay, wait, what does this do, what does this do?
No, I can go to a van and reboot you.
I can go to a van and reboot you, hold up.
Wait, you bring me to Jaddy's van?
No, no, no, I'll reboot van, man, relax!
Dude, Jaddy, come on, I'm in your van!
You told me you could find a boss puppy here. Oh my god
I told you I'm good at this game. I told you
Are you ever go pro in fortnight? I could have there was a couple of offers, but I decided I wanted to focus on my families
Wow or
No, I just made that up. I just made that up. No, I didn't go bro
Did you like better than most poles at this game
What in the mother fuck
Yo, did somebody guy base? He's trying to chase a win
Yo, yo, hold the fuck up
there's a bush here
you gotta chill with the reds
I'm doing it I'm gonna get you man
I can't reboot you there cuz I'm gonna get like 3v1
so I'm just getting very nerdy
oh for fuck's sake
of
I gotta get out of here.
Dude, if you use the bandages, you can heal.
I know!
Deku-bok-dum-dum Deku-bok-dum DEM-DI-I was the knight in shining armor.
Done is we're gonna win, but I got a golden scar that's the best guy in the game.
That's the best guy in the game.
You have a jing-si.
see bro you need to go to the pedo van I need to be rebooted no it's not a pedo
van it is a reboot van okay then why is it a van why not why isn't just like a
car
hold up hold up hold up
I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get you
I'm trying to make sure I don't get like third blind, I feel like the stream snipers
might know I'm in here, I don't know.
Yo, Jengzee, there aren't any stream snipers in this lobby.
Yo, dude, yes there is, trust me, I'm not kidding.
Dude, we already killed them, it was just Dothmoe, we're good now.
Oh fuck.
Give me weapons, give me weapons, fast!
Bro, I only have three, I need all of mine, I need them.
Or me!
I have a fucking pistol and a pickaxe!
Buddy, I can't give you the sniper because I need it.
I need it, bro.
Just loot, loot, loot, loot, loot.
Dude, what?
Wait, this guy ripped it all off.
Yeah, we chased after him.
Wait, where do we go?
We're gonna kill this guy.
See him, see him.
Oh, yeah, I see him.
Oh, shit.
We have to chase him down. Come on, come on, come on.
See me, see me, see me.
In the sky with wings flying.
Bro, okay.
Wait, I'm getting shot up. I'm getting shot up.
That's me, bro.
Get some range shot up.
That's me, don't test.
oh okay okay all right wait where is he is he still alive or did he kill him in the
building
Where you where you where'd you go come come come come come I'm coming for you I'm coming for you
I gotta kill I gotta
Okay, I have an SMG. What do you want me to do with it? Come come come come come come come come come.
We're gonna loot this guy that I just killed and you're gonna have a good stop. You're gonna get a stop. Wait, hold up.
Okay, hit trees and farm mats.
Bro, I don't know how to use them. You deal with it.
Bro, you need to learn how to build!
Dude, building is for shitty players that don't know how to aim. Facts.
I'll just be like the aimer. You can be the builder.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
Wait, what? Oh, wait, wait.
Hey, hey, hey! Pick this up. This is your gun now.
Pick that up! That's good!
Okay.
That's good!
Bruh, it's a shitty pistol!
Chill, chill.
Is it full auto?
Hold on.
Keep it over there.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come!
I need you to stay with me, alright?
I'll be able to protect you if you stay close.
Stay with me.
Alright.
We have five kills, Bobcats.
I never do this good.
I have five kills.
It's a really good game.
Bro, I'm telling you, this is going to be our easiest win ever.
Oh, are we going to take this?
We're going to storm hold.
This is called storm holding.
He has to run in.
We're not going to have to leave.
wait what where are the people
come on come on come on come on
oh no we didn't see
oh fuck oh no
I'm in the storm I'm in the storm
don't get in there run out of the storm run out
I can't run I have no energy I have no energy
Can I use them while I walk?
Bro, what the fuck? Pick them up!
No, I don't need them. I already have like four.
Come, come, come, come, come.
Come. Come, come, come.
Bro, when does it stop?
Once we get into the circle, we just gotta get into the circle.
Fuck sake.
It's okay. A lot of people don't know this,
but this is a fun fact about Fortnite.
The safest spot in the game is the storm,
because nobody ever checks it.
Bro, you're just fucking coping,
He's almost got us both killed.
No, no, no, no, no, this is fine.
The safest spot is always the storm.
OK, we made it to the final eight, bro.
I know.
We actually have a real shot at winning.
All right, Genji, take this shotgun.
How do I give it?
Wait, what shotgun?
What shotgun?
Just take it bro, you need it. How do I give it to you?
Bro, I already have a shotgun. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Okay.
Ooh, eat apples, eat these.
This gives you health.
Ooh.
Where's this little creepy kid at?
Heh heh heh.
I gotta...
Bro, can't we just...
Yeah, but what if we just like set up like a fucking base here?
Yeah, that's called the myth technique. You just build a form.
Well, why is that the myth technique?
Because what myth used to do back in the day is he would hide in ports.
Yeah, it's good.
It's smart.
Isn't that just like really AIDS?
Yes, bro. But back then nobody knew how to contest it.
So myth was like number one in wins. That's like four night more.
Oh
Bro, we're top we're top top seven bro. We could win this
Yep, I got you with it, bro. I told you I got you with the wind
Jump into the geyser and then gladdened what the fuck
Jumping no, I'm safe. No, no, there's a legendary weapon. I need it
Brian, open up, you gotta get over here to me, Donbass.
Wait, wait, wait, Jigsaw!
I'm gonna guide her and get to me.
Okay, fuck it, whatever.
Bro, why is no one shooting me down?
Toom Toom?
Bro, that's goddamn Toom Toom.
There was triple T.
Try to snipe him from here.
No, I don't have a sniper.
I have a suppressor so they don't know we're here.
Make sure whatever you do, you only use suppressor.
Okay, Jinx, we need to go forward, bro. This one is here.
Come on.
There's only two squads left. We can win. We can win.
Okay, so what's the play?
Dude, build this? That way to heaven!
to heaven no that's a bad idea don't do that okay right now we're just gonna hide
in the bush okay we're gonna hide in the bush now don't says the strategy we're
gonna stop moving don't move the move the more you move the more moist noise you
make don't as the strategy we're gonna do is called third partying bro we're
gonna wait until we hear gunfights because that means they're gonna fight
and then we're gonna third party and win okay just whatever you do don't move
okay don't move as soon as we are done wait no no no snipe so count we want
them to actually fight get closer get closer so we're getting closer because
now we can see out but we need to go to the new field no no wait wait wait we
wait for a fight. I'm gonna fight and go go go! No stop! No stop! Motherfucker hold up.
Crocs in there stop stop stop stop. Crocs. You wanna wait until they're doing like they're
shooting mads okay but i don't know what a bag is
i think we have to stop moving bro
we have to stop moving bro the fucking storm come come come
Donuts, come here, come here. Drink these, drink these.
Drink those.
Drink them.
Drink them, drink them, drink them, drink them, drink them.
Drink them.
I said, I'll stop!
Come, come, come.
Oh, God.
I
Know now we don't have a base
Shit I agree I agree
I'm gonna get a snap, stop that, I'll be back. Just focus on what you can do better next game.
BRB, hold up.
Bro, we're gonna win.
We're gonna win.
James, I'm gonna be honest bro. I don't think there's much I could have done better last
game. I played that like I was Peter Bodbro.
Oh, he already left.
Dude, guys, be honest. The only reason why we lost was because we didn't build a base
and they did
i feel like it was a base gap, no?
plain no build
wait, can we change that here?
Wait, I don't think he knows how we changed it from build to no build.
Let's see.
Guys, you play zero build mode.
Yeah, I'm going to be honest, like if you build in Fortnite, you're literally just cringe.
Because it shows that you have zero confidence in like your aim or mechanical ability.
do you rely on building to actually make up for that? Does that make sense?
Because it's there just like playing with build enabled, it's like whoever builds up a fucking like better base just wins.
Yo, Dantets, I'm back, bro.
Alright, Jinx, take you up.
Ow!
Where are you going?
I dropped my controller on my damn foot!
All right, bro don't test listen. Yep. Why are we in zero builds?
Bro Jinxie leave it though. Building is for clowns and normies. We're neither of those
No, no, no, no, no, no wait high-vives
What did you do? Why haven't I have no mouse priority? I can't control my mouse
It's a high-vives actor PC
Bro, hi guys, what the fuck man?
Yep, I think I just broke my foot.
Wait, how?
I dropped my controller.
I have no mouse party. What the fuck did you do?
High-vives, what the fuck?
Wait, what if high-vives is the reason why your controller jolts out of your hands too?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
What?
Oh my god.
Are you okay?
I broke my- my USB-C doesn't work.
bro my USB-C doesn't work no why are we queuing stop queuing no I didn't queue
it just did automatically bro I broke my USB-C what's a USB-C bro you don't know
what a you don't know what a USB-C is bro I know what a USB is but that don't
you like plug that in how'd you break it I'm calling my brother hold up yo do I
I have a backup USB-C?
I broke mine on my foot.
A cable or what?
Cable.
A USB-C to USB-C?
Yeah, I wanna put it in my controller on my PC.
Yeah.
Where's it at?
All thrown at you.
Um, okay, just leave it, leave it outside my door and then text me, I'll get it.
All right.
Here we go.
Jinxie, you need to play with mouse and keyboard or else it's lemakie.
Buddy, controller Fortnite players have more skill than mouse and keyboard Fortnite players
because controller four-night players can't spam build when they're in trouble
mouse and keyboard players can't controller four-night players can't spam
build they have to aim bro don't controller players literally get auto
aim it got nerve dude it got nerve both back in the day in fortnight if you
Do you even know the friggin' lore?
No, I played one game of it.
Bro, back in the day of Fortnite of OG, bro.
Y'all remember this chat?
OG Fortnite, back in the day.
Back in the day, pros was just controllers.
Like, controller was the best thing ever because they buffed it.
They buffed it up big.
But before Amos' was buffed, it was just mouse and keyboards.
But then they nerfed it dig with the 50 gifted his name is
That means bro in German by the way
Yeah, it does wait. Do you know how to say it? Do you know to say I love you in German? How?
Do best say it?
chat look bro uh digger see this look
do jaycee stop saying it
bro it's the guy's name that gifted subs what do you want me to do
the guy give the fucking subs look
let me teach you how to say his name in German say do best
du bist ein du bist ein
Hurensohn du bist ein Hurensohn
that means you are very nice and I love you
Oh, okay
Yeah
Diga has a few different meanings depending on the context
It's most commonly known as a popular German slang for dooder, bro
Yeah, you can't like but don't be annoying the guy gifted subs and that is his name
Bro stop you're making it weird
I
Ready to go up. No, I have to get my USB-C cuz I broke mine on my foot
Did you just play mouse and keyboard one game?
No, no, dude
He gets it again, but what should I say what I said?
Just calm
Dig G 80 C yo, no don't yo digga. Thank you for the 50 gifts it bro. That's 100 gifted
Dig appreciate you, bro
110 110 bro appreciate you my boy much love
He gets it again. Okay, bro. He gets it again. Yo, yo, yo, yo what like
Yo dig is it okay if I just call you dig bro because this chat is being annoying. Yo dig thank you for the 50 get there
He's a rapper.
Huh?
Wait, did you hear about the new German rap song?
What's it called?
Dubest Gut Genug.
Dubest Gut Genug?
Yup.
Tell us to do it.
Yes.
Okay.
You want me to link it?
Link it into the chat, yeah.
Wait.
Wait, so...
I doubt that's... do you listen to German rap?
No, just a song.
Okay, link it.
Yep, click it.
It's gonna be the song of the summer
Yeah, I'm trying only pixel co-wrote the song
Does this mean the do best good tanook?
What does do best good tanook mean?
What does this mean?
It means you are good enough.
Oh.
Bro, that is wholesome.
What?
Yep.
Because the thing is that every German knows every German.
That's why they even shout out Onlypixel at the end of that song.
Yeah, what the hell?
What is going on?
you
you
you
you
you
I
Really good bro.
Wow.
Now this song is their bomb knowledge.
Wow, really good.
Okay, okay, okay.
My USB-C's here.
Hold on.
I'm ready now.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
Yo, I'm going to go get my USB-C's on, Tess.
I'll be back.
Let's go.
Well, guys, what does Phil do?
Team fill.
Oh, here we go.
Okay, so I guess fill needs to be turned off then.
rock in first place. What server are you in? But I'm gonna be real with you, I don't
think I'm gonna leak that. So if we leak that, I'm just gonna get like perma-sniped.
Wait, you can be a fucking...
You can be Buzz Lightyear in this game!
Yo, what the fuck?
Wait, what if I bought the grabber?
Yeah
Bro, what the fuck
Dude how much does it cost for night to get all these collabs bro, holy shit
it
but this shit is actually crazy
the moth
yo wbrother bro look at this man ufbc
wbrother man
w
Yo, Dante, I'm back.
Dope, I just got to know.
Yo, Jynxie, you want to do a challenge?
Yeah, yeah, what is the challenge?
First to sing that entire song word for word
without missing a single word wins $5.
Bro, but that's like, I don't even know German, bro.
I don't even know German.
Bro, what if we became the Earl of Lemon grab?
Bro, all I know is, dope, I just got to know.
wait okay i'm back i'm back i'm back i'm back i'm back here is here do we
start do we start yeah come on come on come on come on come on
are you in now okay let's go let's go wait oh no not zero but no no
wow okay but jinx if we're gonna play with bill you gotta actually build this
time bro whoa whoa what the fuck miho i was building
You need a farming mat!
Miho, Miho, you made us sit in the fucking cuckbush while they built the little towers of God, and then we got third place because of it.
Okay, you're right, you're right.
Bro, the key to this game, bro, is just building a tower at the end, bro. If you build a tower, you'll get the win.
Okay, so why don't we do that?
Wait, Dante, is that what you said?
So why don't we do that?
fish good to know we will we will which I this is the OG loading screen do y'all
remember this bro this is the OG loading screen
right well the good news is we're not gonna get stream sniped how do you know
that how do you know that because we're not all alone enough
but they even have attack on Titan characters in this game that's not
attack on Titan bro isn't that so even is that no that's chimichanga from attack on titan
no no please jump work don't fuck yourself dude please
what where where where where do we where where do we where do we get off at
bro bro bro bro bro okay okay don't test can you listen yes we're not gonna
say what we're gonna go because then the stream time was a good or no we got to
go like slowly bro you got to do it like really secretive okay can we go to the
far volcano no but that's a dead friggin giveaway I have a good one I have a
a good spot. Okay, someone to jump. Now. Alright, now pay attention. Watch where I'm gonna go. Watch where I'm gonna go. This is one of the best spots in the game.
Okay, well aren't you giving it away then?
No, no, no, no, no. It's called mansion, nobody ever lands here.
It has like four chests and if we land here we can loop up.
Okay, so why does nobody go to then?
Because it's unnamed and people are NPCs in Fortnite so what all the NPCs do is they just
land at Tilton and then wonder why they never win.
I just got a blue weapon for the most important skill in fortnight is discipline bro
If you have discipline you can get far in this in this match bro, okay, Jin see let's make a deal if you get any
Legendary weapons I dip some
Bro, there's no digs bro. It's finders keepers. That's how fortnight works
I'll just seal it.
It's finders keepers.
No, no, no, no, no.
Chill, chill.
Please don't.
I'll get you.
What's the watching there, you crazy?
Um, I don't know if there's one.
Remember, we have to keep moving because of the stream snipers.
So now what we're going to do, wait for the lighting in.
He's here.
Come, come, come, come, come, come.
I want it! I want it!
Blinders keepers!
Oh, you want?
Oh, shit.
Wow!
Give me the damn mini-dodge!
Dwight True!
Dwight True!
Okay, Jengzee.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be honest!
He's back!
He's back!
He's back!
He's back!
Jinxie.
Bro, do you see why I said I needed the mini, man?
Yeah, but I'll give you the mini in the future. If we get the mini, I'll give it to you.
Bro, what happened there? Why did we die? What do you think?
I'm gonna be honest, I think it was legit just some lucky. Like, not even trolling.
I'll tell you the problem is we had a really good spot, but then you made us go in the portal and then after we got fucked we should not be going in the portals
Bro, I just need you to lock the fuck in buddy buddy. I just gonna lock the fuck in dude lock in
John pork is calling you what do you mean you mean the guy that killed me
Bro because for night basically what for night did is back in the day, bro
For night used to have a lot of wholesome skins now. They just like for night just makes like
Bro, there's my goon skins, bro. Like they literally made Kim K in the game, bro
But what's the most like gooners skin in the game probably this from I'm not even gonna hold you probably this one
Wait, why it looks pretty normal
Me from yin
I think you're running low on V-Bucks. No, I need more. I need to buy more V-Bucks.
Hi, Roy.
Doobash Kupino.
Doobash Kupino.
Jinxie, Jinxie.
What if in Fortnite they made an item called BBL Injection, and then you just like injected
injected and you start shitting everywhere so you go like double speed
But that would be good
Okay, let me practice my shots on you
Yeah, I try to practice like this. I'm in like strafe and stuff
So I'm not gonna lie you got hit by everything there. Okay, where do we drop where do you drop? Okay focus focus focus focus?
Okay, listen bro. Here's where we're gonna go bro. All right
We're gonna go...
Here.
Oh, what?
Or I might have said that too, or at least we might have to change our location.
What?
Domtas, come here.
Come here.
What, are we lining in Japan?
Here.
It's called Mexico, I think. China's called Mexico, right?
Yeah, we're getting sniped, we're getting sniped.
No, no, no, this is a common landing spot because I think back in the day, Chifu used to land here.
I think.
wait what if we land at the gas station yeah you're right
so what you're right you're right no wait Darth Vader
Darth Vader Darth Vader
who are you just land with me come with me come with me I'm here
oh no I have no gun
oh no
We're getting flanked.
Oh my god, we're worried.
Come on, come on. Thought that's what we need to run now.
You have a second! No, I don't have anything.
Keep running.
Oh god. No, I can't. I'm at 6 HP.
He has fucking shield. It's over.
I'm getting chased down guarantee this kids in the stream nobody plays like this nobody runs away from we hold up
Wait, I'm gonna make a plan. Okay James. I'm getting emoted on by death more right now
He's gonna emote watch he's gonna emote
Bro, I'm gonna be honest 30 second delay not enough. I don't understand
Wait, do you want to go? How do you want to go five minutes away, bro? And then what?
And then what bro, just go back to the lobby, okay?
Oh my god, bro, he's like nobody plays like that nobody runs out of a POI to chase somebody like so obviously slightly
Bro, James. I'm gonna be honest though real talk. We never build anyways. Why aren't we playing no build?
I'm not playing yo listen let me make something clear to you bro playing fortnite with no builds
is literally the equivalent to jerking off without like uh uh oil or lotion bro you're
like nobody like nobody does that bro no that's chad shit jimsy that's chad shit though cuz
Does anyone get the carpet burns on like your tip? It's like chill.
I guess, bro.
Listen man, we need to be smart about our dropping spots. We're calling them out too early. They're just following us.
Okay, what if we drop that tilted towers?
Does he know?
Does he know?
Does he know?
Wait, what's the issue with tilted towers?
you know buddy that's where you get deep love
sometimes the hardest dropping spot in the game
wait can you just make us like a fourth and then we just chill in the fourth
bro the thing is you would think that works but it's smart but what they do
is they just break it
yeah but dude if we make it by camouflage I use paprika wait so you jerk off
with paprika mods report that guy to the FBI you use paprika are you dead ass
wait do you want to chop in tomato town bro you can't say where in it you can't
Let's keep saying it early go go go here go go go go go
Just drop drop. I'll tell you where
We're going to sunny steps okay go to sunny steps where the fuck is that? It's in the map in the map
All right, never mind
What?
Well like I said you gotta be ready to change cuz we're getting sniped come here
Okay
This guy's following me how do they know what?
Land on me land on me land on me land on me wait, I got a hoverboard. Oh god jinx. I don't know how to get off the hoverboard
I'm trying to get a gun. Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it done
I'm here. I'm here. I'm coming I
Got you don't I got you I knocked one you got it go go go go go go go once not go go right there right there
What?!
Emotives you like Weiner! Emotives you like Weiner!
Wait, how did- wait bro, how did he-
You only played Leed for 20 fucking years!
Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, you cannot be-
Okay, listen, listen, can I just call it how it is, bro?
We're never gonna win! We're never gonna win, Dottas!
Jinxie, Jinxie, we're losing because you're the only fucking one
with an ice spice skin so they don't need a snipe bro because they just see ice spice
jump out of the box you know it's you!
alright man if it's gonna be like that bet i'm gonna go in my tryhard mode now i'm
going in my tryhard mode bro ready guys?
alright let's go
Fuck.
Bro, this guy sniped and then immediately jumped into a turret.
Like what a fucking loser, bro.
Wait, you didn't say how did you get the lamina mall skin?
That's...
Oh my god.
Bro, that is Lionel Messi, the greatest footballer ever.
That's not lamina mall, buddy.
What is he, better than lamina mall?
Bro, yes, it's not even close.
What?
Yes!
What?
What?!
Alright, okay so let's walk it in then.
If we lose this, you're bringing dishonor to Messi.
Fat pig, they divide gifted.
Buy the Darth Maul skin.
I would rather head dive into a bus.
I'd rather dive into a bus than buy the fucking Darth Maul skin, bro.
Don't I try to practice your aim on like these objects and stuff, bro?
Yeah, I can't. I don't have any guns.
Oh, nice.
like try to practice like like boom shoot click boom shoot like headshots headshots
you double damage oh is this flint not pistol any good it's really good it like
knocks you back when you shoot the floor under you wait so that's other than
me what is like your other good games uh drop now drop now I'm gonna be honest
I don't really have any
Like I used to be really bad at FPS's when I was like 12
Which ones are you good at now?
None
So why do you say you used to be really bad at yes?
Well because nowadays I'm so really bad at them guys just don't play me
Do this go to know
Okay, wait Genji what's getting a house?
I'll give you if you find a weapon give it to me yo what the fuck no I need a weapon too
all right I got a weapon I'm good now but we're the best draft when you're gonna have
to camp in the roof bro yo give me that back I need that for my close range okay how do
I don't give it to you, I don't give it to you.
Brother, just drop it!
I don't, I don't know how to drop it, how do I drop it?
No, drop it now!
Jinky, I want to, but I can't.
Just alright, I drop it and I swear I will.
How do I drop it?
Just keep it, bro, keep it.
No, tell me!
Alright, I'll play keyboard, I don't want to fall, man.
Okay.
Here comes the snipers.
We should be on the other side.
Got him!
There's no assist.
We're gliding in.
I
Fuck I think I jumped up the house
one more kid dances I'm gonna burn this
PC alive I'm gonna burn my PC and never play again that wasn't Snoop Dogg or
that wasn't Shaquille O'Neal that was Snoop Dogg bro they have the same exact
Santa Claus skin bro fuck off please I need you to really like focus man I
don't okay can I just say something that you might not like but it's okay
true what bro what you have been the first one to die in 90% of these games
yo I understand bro I also have like 15 more kills than you bro yo Dante's buddy
buddy buddy buddy you're not like helping the team bro you're just dying
bro Jinxie why are you John pork because JP Collin bro JP is fucking
Collin it's what if JP stands for Jinxie Parker why the hell would JP stand
for JXC Parker why the fuck would it say for that because that's your hidden identity
so where are we JXC turn around look who it is
here look
see bro this is what i'm talking about like yo
It's like why do they put Kim Kardashian in the game?
So this guy is definitely sniping.
Look at him bro, the soccer skins aren't sweaty anymore, you're not even sweat.
Yo soccer skins were sweaty like 10 years ago.
Dude, let's be honest, soccer fell off as a sport.
nowadays people don't work out
yeah
fat pig in the vibe get fit bro focus we got a man please
where do we chop where do we chop where do we chop
remember we got to keep changing it we can't commit to one thing because then they're going to know
they're going to know bro
okay so do you want to do the volcano
yo what is your hyper fixation with this fucking volcano man
I'm going to the volcano
drop now drop now no no please bitch okay drop now drop now drop now drop now
okay now that you drop come come come come come I'm not gonna say we're going
right here so soccer field you're doing a good job of you're doing a good job of
staying with me though you're good at that you're good at that dude what the
What kind of compliment is that?
This guy's under us. We gotta kill this guy.
Get this bomb back out. Back out. Back out. Back out.
It's a gold scar. We have to kill him.
Oh yeah, I have a few more pistols. Where is he?
Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!
Kill him!
Dothus! Kill him! Get the gold scar. He's in here.
Yeah, wait. I don't know how to get in though.
Oh fuck it.
I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him!
Hit the gold scar!
Bleh.
Dude, my weapon fucking sucks!
Wait, what?
Wait James, it was me!
Hold up, they're gliding.
It's just playing, man.
What am I doing?
Whyyyy?
Whyyyyyy?
How they sliding with a 30 seconds delay, I actually don't even know how this is possible.
Look, I'm gonna be honest.
Jinksy, that one was just so lucky, cause I got this shitty flintlock pistol bro.
If I had any other weapon we woulda won.
I need you to shoot him please bro just fucking shoot him
Jamesy I'd love to but my weapon has one bullet and it fucking makes me fly to
Africa there is no way that I can do anything and it does no damage either I
shot him directly in the head and zero damage
Bro, how am I still getting sniped Thursday night?
How is there 10 people on me at soccer stadium with a 30 second delay?
How the fuck does that even happen?
Wait!
What?
What?
What?
Highlights can see your PC in real time.
What if he's feeding info to the snipers?
Wait, you're...
What?
You might be right!
Hi, guys
All right, are you ready don't test I can't dial spot a bit more bro, please lock you
What if we just wait till the end?
No, there's no job now
I need you to listen, we cannot say what we're going until the end.
Valkano!
Bro!
Put your little volcano fast!
Arrest!
Okay, sorry.
Fuck!
I don't know if there's loot there!
Alright, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
I don't think no one's on us, okay.
Dude, can we go on the pirate ship?
No, it's too obvious. Let's go get Sniper.
We gotta go here.
Wait, Lama, Lama, Lama, Lama, Lama, Lama!
Duckheads! Lama, Lama, Lama, Lama, Lama!
Dude, I don't give a fuck about a Lama! What the fuck?!
No, these aren't good, bro. You don't understand. This is good.
I
Can't wait do you get anything from that you got 500 wood right? Yeah, but I don't know how to use it
Here's the streams I was coming when you get loot now when you get loot now. They're coming. They're coming
They're coming. They're okay. We need to get guns get in the house get in the building
We're gonna get in the building in camp. They're coming. They're coming. I'm gonna
Oh
Okay, I got a good weapon just get in the house for me you gotta stay safe get in the house
Don't know drop that drop that drop that please God, please okay, God drop that okay
the
So slay this is so boring oh my god they're everywhere
I'm done is he still alive?
No I died and Goku killed me and started doing the imperial march I'm not even kidding
Just here get back in get back in we're gonna wait like so long to queue
We're just gonna be like to over it's gonna be random when we queue
Dude, how do I change my time to give that time like I get there's no time
They're all over me bro. They're all over me
You're not supposed to play this game like this is 20 fucking people on me
My god
Wait, what if they played steal a brain rod in Fortnite?
I would rather, uh, I'd rather die, bro.
I'd rather kill myself, man.
Yeah.
Alright, let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So what do you mean, what is hide screen, like, bro, you know, it's not about hiding
screen, they're following me out of the bus, guys.
Do you understand?
Bro, they're following me out of the bus.
Okay.
Are you ready?
I doubt that's hide screen.
Hide screen.
What? Okay, I get my hiding. We're both going to hide our screens.
We're both going to hide our screens and play smart. All right. If I get strings back again,
I swear to God, we're going to hide our screens and play smart. Okay. She's going to be really smart.
Okay, so wait, how long do we hide our screens for? Once we get to a landing locations, bro.
Bro, not to be that guy, but isn't this like kinda cope?
Alright, you know what, you're right, you're right.
Yo, don't answer it.
Okay, let's go.
Alright.
Bro, how does this guy have two daggers?
Just his axe.
We can get a win, bro. I know we can! I know we can!
Dude, we got close. We got third place. And then you made us sit in the cock bush.
Wait, did you never won before?
Bro, Jinxie, I only have one other game on this entire fucking game besides when we first started playing today.
Like I'm not even kidding.
You feel like you've gotten better throughout the like session though or no?
No, I think I'm actually regressing.
How the fuck is that possible?
Because you're blaming everything on stream snipers, so it doesn't make me want to bring it to the thing inside of our control.
Sniping man! Holy shit!
There's 25 of them and they're dancing! Do you think that's a coincidence?
I mean, that's just fear.
Jinxie, maybe it's just Fortnite Dance Wednesday.
No, bro, this is every fucking day I play, man.
Every fucking day, bro.
Right, we're gonna land at...
Right, we're gonna go here, bro.
Alright, happy handling.
What the fuck is that?
Triple T, mate, it took over your brain.
The key to this is getting on a roof and shooting the snipers out of the sky because all they're doing is they just glide in late.
Get on a roof with a guide and shoot the Sony people here Jesus.
Dude, it's fast! Come to me, come to me, come to me.
Bro, did you split up? Why did you split up?
Come here, commit yourself, sniper's fire.
I'm way too fucking low, bro.
Jynx, he just comes to me trust.
I can't!
He said that's so late.
Yeah, but I said it's not the snipers who want to find out.
Let me lock him.
No one died.
No one died.
What?
Wait, what?
What?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
you'll see it okay also just putting it out there I died already I can see you
when you die I have
Come on, do the dance. I know you want to do it. Do the dance. Do the dance. Do the dance,
bro. I know you want to do it. No one cares about your mistriple at it in 2026, bro. No
one cares about your mistriple at it in 2026, kid.
but uh wait who
yo I remember this guy this guy's from adventure time right no bro he can my
child no dude you're barking it's not adventure time he's from the the one
with the birds where I'm sure yeah
Bro, that's why we're getting stream sniped. It's because you don't have the standard pickaxe.
Bro, no, it's not that, bro. You just gotta land with me. You did your own thing.
Okay, okay. I'm walking.
We're done. Just land next to me and we'll win, bro. Trust me, man. Please, man.
Land next to me and we'll win, dude.
Yeah, wait, I'm just I'm just looking to see how I can like up my fucking uh
My uh, up your what up your what up your what my uh the sensitivity
I don't know bro, I don't know I
Don't know bro, but all you gotta know in fortnight is you just gotta know how to build bro. That's literally it's so easy
Alright, I'm ready. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's not a skillful game, bro, because it's just a bunch of built-tards.
So you don't think Fortnite is a skillful game?
No, because you can build. It's like imagine playing League of Legends, we can just build a tower.
Wait, downtown's land here. Yeah, but the thing is, everybody can build, though. Everybody can build.
Yeah, but if you build it, it just shows lack of skill.
I don't know, but building is skill, bro. Building is skill, I fuck. Building is skill.
That's like the biggest skill in the game is to build it.
But that's not saying the biggest skill in Rainbow Six is no one wants to like jump around with their gobbling hook.
Bro, what? Wait, wait, wait. The students' efforts are going to repel in, or they're going to, sorry.
They're gonna glide in you gotta aim at the sky when you hear that and then shoot them
Yeah, we don't
Yeah, no that's things like I'm trying to find a gun first though
No, that's smart. Yeah, you should do that. That's smart
wait
Oh my god, you didn't say I found a shotgun. We just won the game
Listen they're gonna come trust me the truth average are gonna come
You're gonna hear like a glider soon
As soon as you hear the gliders start looking for him
No, Jaxie no one's coming bro. What if it was cope? No bro. Yeah, I'm not lying about stream cybers trust me, bro
Oh, please trust me man.
OK then, where are they?
Maybe we should get any in this lobby.
Yo, yo, drink these, drink these, drink these, drink these,
drink these, drink these.
OK.
There he is down there.
Just one down there.
Oh, so do you want to have some balloons?
Uh, no, no, no, not really.
OK.
They're here, they're here, they're here, they're here.
Oh yeah, they're here.
What the fuck is on my feet?
What the fuck is on my feet?
It's fucking nice!
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
There's gonna be more.
There's gonna be more snipers.
Yep.
There's gonna be more. There's gonna be more slappers.
Nice, Stonkheads!
Wait, there's a treasure map.
Here, he's here, he's here. Shoot this guy!
Got him!
There's a pedophile in the bush!
Oh my god!
There's just- I'm- I'm always getting flamed!
Good try, good-
Mimicun!
Bro, but there's just friggin' stream snipers!
Horses! Shit his ass!
Bro, I always kill one or two of them and then I randomly get shot in the back, bro.
I'm not even trolling.
Dead ass!
Wait, GenC, we have this same character. It's a sign.
This is gonna be our first place finish.
Hey, I got an idea.
Yo.
What?
Hurry up, hurry up.
I changed server to west I changed our server to west and IQ'd make we can get away. Oh my god. No way
We might be able to get away with a game here. I'm not even trolling you
Die equals string sniper. Yo, bro. Are you ten years old?
Die equals to know it's about the fact that they're hiding in bushes dancing
Yo, I last second changed our server to west, I doubt we get smite now.
Yup.
Uh, dot test?
Yup.
There's a problem, I saw a dark mall, but I think he spawned.
Is that brute?
I am brute!
Okay bro, I pure my sensitivity, I'm feeling crazy now.
Tide of the creator of brute bro, everybody got a damn Fortnite skin.
But what if they made a shitty Fortnite skin and when he kills you, he brings you back
to his battle bus?
Bro, I- No!
No!
God no!
Fine.
Lock in.
Because we promptly didn't get sniped on this match.
Volcano!
No!
Because we didn't get sniped on this match, we're going to go to somewhere safe, okay?
So Volcano?
you didn't switch server, Dantez is host.
Wait, are you host?
Yes.
Yeah.
No.
Mio, Mio, it's fine.
There was no bush and everybody emotes when they kill.
No, no one emotes when they kill, ever.
Nobody ever does that.
Now we're gonna land.
Yeah, let's go to that tower!
It's the tower over here.
Lovely launch.
Yep.
Alright, you loot the tower. I'm gonna loot the house.
No, what if we just stay on top of the tower?
Well, that's smart. You can f-
Bro, you stay in the tower with your gun and tell me when you see snipers, okay?
I'm trying to shoot him out of the sky.
Because the snipers are gonna come, okay?
So you stay in the tower. If you see a sniper, shoot him.
You look the highest vantage point in the game
Proging see I got a brush
people yeah I killed two I killed two. Bro Jinxie come to lonely lodge please.
Do you still need me to hop or can you come to me?
Jump on him.
I killed six people oh my god okay I got three but I fell I've got killed by
fucking Moana. I've killed six people.
Okay, that's who I died to. Come get me now! I can come get me! That was the last one!
I don't know bro. I don't know. Are you sure? Yes, 100%
That's the last one. Okay. Yes
Bro, do you have too many guns? I have one for you
Shit
It's the best kind of the game
Look, pick up my petal bush, pick up the petal bush.
Yo, I'm not gonna use the petal bush, bro.
Bro, I just got 7 kills, bro.
Oh my god, they literally sniped us but I don't think it matters, I think we're good
now.
Yep, we've made it past the snipers, bro.
I'm telling you, bro, the key to stream snipers is you have to get somewhere early, because
they're gonna be delayed, and then you have to sit on the roof.
Yep.
what if we just drop lonely barge every time no cuz then they're gonna know and
then they're gonna beat us to it we need to keep switching spots you get on
the roof you did good you come to good shit out that's not complete bro I
I killed three.
It says you have two, cause I have seven.
Yeah, it's like.
Alright, brother, this is good.
This could actually be the win. I'm not even trolling.
That, I'm not even kidding.
That might be all the stream snipers.
Unless somebody got in our lobby
and then it went to the other side of the map
and hope I got to late game.
Yeah, no, not happening.
No, they would never do that because,
Yeah, maybe we just want to kill them.
They would literally never do that.
I doubt there's any snipers. We could actually get a win now.
Okay, Jamesy, can we just go to the middle of the map and make a fucking tower?
It's not a bad shot, kid.
Let's actually do it.
We have two miniguns. We do not need a loot anymore.
We can just make a fucking tower and go crazy, trust.
Well, the thing is, the minigun's good.
We only have a kind of close range.
We probably, like, if we're gonna want to win him, we need to get a good AR.
I dropped your minigun right here.
So I'm grabbing.
Nice!
Now let's loot this a little bit and find Light ammo.
Oh my god, Jynxie.
Jynxie, look what I just fucking got.
Look!
Turn around.
Nice.
What's that?
A sniper.
It's a legendary suppressed sniper rifle.
Bro, use that as you want.
Oh, by the way, if you put on the bush, you take a first shot.
So put it on.
Put it on.
Good.
Do you feel like a T-momain right now?
Yeah, in more ways than one, get over here, Jitty.
No, no, no, Joe, Joe.
Okay.
All right, now we farm and loot.
Farming is when you break ships you can build.
All right, you farm.
I'm not building shit, it's on you.
you should break shit anyway it's just in case if I need builds oh we got a
round storm storm storm storm get out of here
bro can we just run to the middle of the map already
I'm in this chest
No, I'm in the STORM!
Wait, are we gonna die to the storm?
Oh my god, we might die to the-
No, please!
Fuck, I don't know what's that for!
We might die to the fucking storm!
Bro, Jinx, you fucking grifters!
Nah, I mean, I have 15 bandages, I might be good.
wait you have 15 I have none
bro I'm talking to you start coming back for me come back to me
I have magic come come come come come you have to get here yeah I'm about to die
actually just keep running keep running keep running I have bandages for you in
a magic ring no run straight to the store run away I'm at 50
Oh
Wait, there was an ATV
I'm not 34 health, please God save me
25 please
Don't do it again.
Wait, are you running past me?
Please rise me.
Hold on.
Yo, you gotta like, yo, calm down.
Follow everything that I'm about to do, all right?
You need to follow everything I'm about to do.
First off, take these bandages, all right?
And then after you take these bandages,
follow everything I do.
Okay.
Follow every single thing I do to a T.
It's only one check.
my chapter is a rift in retail I'm gonna trust them
what's a rift? oh come come come come come
alright I know this map my heart
alright what's gonna jump in this rift we should be safe
do you find it? drink this shield potion
drink that shield potion and then jump in the rift pop a bandage where you get in the rift
Where the fuck where are you at? I'm coming
Think I'm gonna make it I can't press you again. You have to get you have to keep killing and then keep the rest
Wait, where's the rift? Where's the rift?
Where did the rift go?
I don't know what ripped this.
Dude, it despawned after you took it.
Jynxxy, it's verry despawned.
You have to go on the ramp until you're gonna fucking die.
JC, where's the Rift?
But it should be around this area. I don't know like around here or here like just look for it. You can't miss it
It's like this big like crystal thing
But bro, I think you I think you took the only breath
No, bro, there's multiple revs they constantly respond
Keep peeling and take the breath please bro, please
JC
I might die a fucking storm. Oh my god RTB save me, A2B save me, A2B save me, save me, save me, please!
You took the only dress that you'd left me to die.
He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he
we lost bro dot test all you have to do was stay near me and then you would have got to
the rip where were you bro jinxie you don't respond wait those of you respond you literally
He condemned me to death.
Bro, but I thought the ribs respawned.
I'm mad at him totally.
We do know what it's like, Jinxi.
It's like there's one life preserver in the ocean.
You take it, and then you get mad at me when I start drowning.
Bro, but I swear to God, back in the day, you used to, you used to what's it called?
Bro, I swear to God, back in the day, those used to respawn.
Am I speaking?
Dude why does it say Peterbot joined our party?
Wait, did he?
I don't know, it said Falcon Peterbot joined your party in the top left.
Oh wait, now he left.
Wait, that's the real Peterbot, I think.
I think that's the real Peterbot, dude.
Okay, listen, Jinxy, can we please go to that lonely tower again?
bro you said it so early they're gonna know they're gonna know it's like
called zombies we'll just drop there first someone come on everyone that goes
there feel no bro they're gonna beat us to it you I think Peterbot joined us for
a second was that actually him
Alright listen, we're gonna go Paradise Bombs, where you infamously got killed last game.
What the hell was that?
Wait, you mean where you left me to die?
Bro, just go to the, go to Paradise, yeah.
but why is this guy have a whole ass shopping cart what the fuck is that
i'm locking paradise palm select the new tilted towers basically since tilted
I can't reduce the rubble. You gotta focus.
I already died it.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I just got shown by Travis Scott.
It's little fuck stick has full shield.
Yo, is Peter in here?
Dude, I think he joined and he buffed.
Let's invite him.
See if he plays the game.
Maybe he joins us.
I invited him.
All right, okay, I made you party leader. Thank you. Yo, Peter, is Peter streaming or no?
No.
Okay, is Peter streaming or no?
No, no, he's not, he's not.
Wait, wait, hold on, whoa, wait, is that him, is that real?
Wait, I think that's, is that him?
Dude, why does he have the girl's skin?
I don't know if that's him.
Well, that's just some random guy with the name Peterboth.
Wait, is that, that's him, right?
Bro, can't he only join if he's your friend?
Wait, let me call him. Hold on. Let me call him in Discord.
Yeah, but I don't know though, cause like he might have done some...
Let me call him, hold up.
Yo, join this group call, Dantez.
Okay.
Bro, I think that's him! Yo, no!
Yo Pete, what's up bro?
I see you struggling right now bro.
Yeah, we're trying to get a win bro, we're trying to get a win dude.
Can you help us win?
Yeah.
Yo, Don't dance!
Yo, what's up Peterbot?
Yo, Pete, how have you been doing lately in Fortnite bro?
Have you been winning?
Yeah, I won last time.
Wait, hold up. I'm not here. Wait, I'm hearing double Peter Bob, bro. Hold up
Yo, you last streamed two months ago. Why do you not stream Pete?
Ah, cap, cap. I streamed three days ago. It says last stream two months ago.
Cap. Yo, no chance. Ready up, bro. Ready up, ready up.
Do we want to play Phyllis? We just played three of them. It doesn't matter, bro. We're just going
could have been with this kind of team, bro.
Yo, Peter, bro, I'm trying to get into Fortnite, bro.
I'm trying to get good.
OK, you're not simple at it.
Yeah, it's simple at it, good or bad.
I mean, it's like no skill.
All right.
So, Peter, what edit do you use, bro?
Like, what do you use to add it, man?
I'm on keyboard, bro.
G but when I play when I play controller I use left stick
Okay, okay. Yeah, that's what I like to do bro. That's what I used to like to do
Wait, oh no wrong server wrong server hold up wrong server wrong server
It's okay. It's on West my ping is shit on West
My ping is shit, bro. Yo Peter. What do you mean you won the last tournament bro FNCS?
Not our it was like episode story is like a division cup. Oh
So I got at globals kind of the Mickey
Kind of a Mickey. I mean you can say that lucky. I kind of was I got lucky
But yeah, I got second at globals. Okay, Germany
Yo, uh, Peter, why does clicks not win? Why does clicks never win?
not good enough to win what do you mean by like are you being serious or are you
trolling no he's not good enough why is clicks not good enough to win like what
about his skill it's not good enough just better talent out there bro I mean yeah
yeah yeah I know what you mean no no not oh wait tilt it okay yo I'm gonna be
honest bro the only way that you're actually the greatest four-night player
of all time is if you're able to carry me and jane see I mean bro I'll try I'm
50 things this is Western this is West yeah yeah yeah bro but Peter like what
do you mean there's better talent bro like like it's clicks in the top it's
clicks in the top 20 players yeah he's like scraping his I don't think so for
That's not even that bad then you made it seem like he was like ass
Not that bad
So who's the best player in the game?
Other than me
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah other than you
Probably my teammate who's your teammate?
I saw a clip of you saying that like you saw him crying after y'all lost or something when I'm getting
Oh my god
I just got killed by that
Wow, shoot me bro
I should have known
Yeah, Peter help, Peter please
Peter, I just hit a good shot
O.G?
Yeah, bro
I bet
Yeah, shoot from here or not
I have minis, I have minis
They got me
I haven't played OG 4.9 in so long.
I have 4.9 bro.
It actually is bro, I agree.
Still playing Rainbow right now.
Yes, bro, I was on today.
Peter, they're here! Peter, they're here! Peter, they're here!
Peter, they're here!
Hellboss.
Oh you died dude, I got shot by fucking
He's better than me
Bye Peter, I'm watching Peter. I'm watching
Let's see how good you are buddy. Let's see how good you are
Hey, good name Peter good name pretty solid
Oh, we're fucked
Adderall.
Come on Peter, punch it up bro, give up your boots, punch up and get our boots man.
You actually not take Adderall or no?
No, maybe.
Wait, your edits are smooth.
Wait, your edits are smooth bro.
You move quick, Pete.
Come on, Sam, I'm moving like that right now.
Oh, like you all right
I sure you sure no, no, just kill them all
Wait, so you think I don't know no man fuck no
You have too much energy, I don't know how.
No, how do you take fucking Adderall, buddy?
Clutch up! Clutch up!
Oh no, oh no.
Oh my god.
Oh my god!
Yo, I'm telling you this guy asked you to do some low-key aimbot bullshit.
Can't double-clock?
Low-key aimbot bullshit, bro. I'm telling you.
I
Never anybody you got me
No, but you don't aim by obvious bro, you're doing something sus
You're doing like soft lock or something
something about that. C-brown playing innocent. Muda did this. Tap. Muda did this. Okay, Muda
the real cheater and you know that. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yo, alright, this guy. Okay.
What him? No, no, no, no, no, no. What the fuck? We're crazy, bro. How do we do it?
Okay, okay, don't that's gonna read us nice guys. Good job. Okay, don't worry. You're a peanut butter. I'll take it from here, bro
Yeah, you got a prayer no
Okay, nice place
More kids are coming
Well, I'm telling you it's just the whole fucking lobby. It's all these guys do is that a baby
What the fuck is this?
Where you can't even...
What the fuck was that?
Check, check, check.
Yo, does the lava hurt you in this check?
Oh, that's it.
Wait up, down, wait up, down.
Ha ha!
That was one, though.
Yeah, it's not that much.
Okay, go on SMG.
Nice, bro.
You're looking good.
Yep. No, it's ready now.
So Peter, you've never cheated in Fortnite?
Oh, bro, what?
Never ever.
You never even cheated ever in Fortnite.
You never streamed tonight.
Never nothing.
I believe it, Ben.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Wait, Peter, didn't you stream night clicks?
Well, I could have been anyone, bro.
All right!
I actually know some of your lore, bro.
I watched Fortnite comp TikToks.
I know some of your more
You know that I find it quick
Whenever you're burning
Whenever you like
Wait somebody's here, somebody's here
Where, where?
Bad news, bro
I don't have a vine
It's not a good player, it's not a good player
Oh
Come
I can't get off the hoverboard
I don't have a key vine
Dude, I didn't know how to get off the fucking
The balls either
I'm dead
I'm dead
I don't have a vine to get off the hoverboard
I'm gonna play OK for a while, right?
Oh shit
Okay, where we actually all walk in though Peter. It's okay. We'll take it from here
Peter it's okay
It's all up to you Peter. Maybe try to like coach me like what would you do in this area? Oh, what would you do there?
I'd probably just get my card and read me if I were you
2023 gamer of the year bro, maybe yo
Oh, I should probably go to the other side.
Okay, Jynx, you give me cover fire.
I'm gonna go in.
Cover fire?
Give me cover fire, fast!
Go in, Donfest.
I'm with you.
Nice.
Got him.
Got him!
Oh, no, wait, wait, I got top fire.
Okay, do you want to come rescue me?
You can low-key rescue me.
Come on.
Oh, fuck!
You know that's like how he revs you.
He rocket-rotors your fate.
bro they're just stream sniping you bro surely right yeah no yes bro yeah
put it on central put it on central put it on central yo peter I have a okay okay
I know some of your lore man I know some of your lore right talk to me talk to me
so yo whenever you lose an event do you just land on clicks every time yep so
wait Peter are you gonna dedicate the rest of your life to make sure that he
He doesn't win FNCS bro.
Yep, this guy's a sicko, this guy's a sicko.
No, you hear this guy, this guy's a sicko.
I don't get it, what did he do?
Not central, it's not central?
Yeah, it's not central, what did he do?
That made you would like this.
Yeah, wait, Peterbot, why do you like do everything
in your power to not let him win?
Like why?
Bro, I just can't let him win, I can't let it happen.
go why though? I don't know there's a lot of built up shit from the years you know what I mean?
So do you guys actually not like each other though? Um I don't really know I mean I don't really hate
him probably hates me though I mean I don't know why he wouldn't hate me like I'd hate me if I was
him too you know what I mean? What do you mean by that like what do you mean? Bro I just drink from
half the tournament so like I'd be mad at me too and not like me too but then again
though if you think about it the what if clicks just got better than you and then
you couldn't breathe that's impossible that's bro Peter is it him okay that is
possible so Peter it's impossible for any 49 player to surpass you though I mean
it's not possible but it's not him all right the thing is like when it comes to
this game there's not one person that'd make me more mad that would be better than
me you know I mean like he was ever better than me or even close to me I
just get mad and have to start playing the game all day kind of like that
damn it. Hell bro okay so so Peter you're saying this now as long as you're
alive and breathing yeah you won't win. Quicks will have a win FNCS. Nah you won't win.
Yo, this guy's dead ass serious too.
Okay, look, he's dead ass serious.
The craziest thing that he could say right now though, is that we're lining in the volcano.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, are we going?
We thought we were going retail, bro.
Retail?
We got to jump out.
No, no, we got to go.
All the people in here.
I thought something was like ass now because of the pits.
It is.
What is this shit?
Why do they make it so bad?
I don't remember this OG coming in.
Bro I got here late though, no this is, yeah this is an OG.
Peter, what do you just start playing in the game?
Yeah, uh, does he even do?
I played OG.
You don't get siphoned in this.
Bro I'm so fucking dead, I have no guns.
Dude, dead already?
Bro I have no guns, bro I got here late, motherfucker, I don't want to go here.
Bro, don't die.
Alright Peter, I'm going to you, bro. I'm going to you.
Throw me a pitch there.
Wait, wait, I have a chest. I'm going to get it.
I'm chillin'.
Alright, man.
I'm last game's on me.
Oh, chat, they're on the open.
If people build, is it the mickey? Yes or no?
Oh, then what do you mean?
No, it's a skill.
Dude, it just takes away from like aiming skill though.
Oh it makes it more, you know?
Oh my god.
You got the dilded edit and aim after editing.
He's got a double kill, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Out of the sky, out of the sky.
Good aim, bro.
No, I only got one, I only got one, evermore.
Good aim though, good aim.
Fuck.
I knocked one.
Wait, wait, wait, this is good.
Wait, I got a shotgun.
no heels in OG fortnight
bro lock it wait a minute he's coming coming behind you don't there's behind
you right I don't know he was here
bro was that him
All right
Bro this get there was one more impulse at me yo dynamite. I'm gonna
I'm gonna snipe that.
Get on the hill.
Bro, there's so many fucking stream snipers, oh my god!
You were playing fucking games!
Why so many goddamn stream snipers, dude? Jesus!
Holy shit!
Yo, there's more kids in the sky, in the sky!
They're gliding in, Peter.
Yo, I'm just gonna go to Peter, bro. Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonna check.
Wait doctor, is this a live?
No, I died like three minutes ago
Peter, do you have an ammo?
Oh yeah, I do
I have no ammo now
No, no, sorry, I have no ammo now
Are you shocking him or no?
What is this Emo?
What is this Emo of Peter? What does that say?
right here right here
right here right here
come on come on
my feet
oh, hot dog here
vamo
yo does this
wait wait
what's that what's that
what's the
how is that
this guy's delivered us down
friendly right here
Oh yeah, that's what he's up to.
Hey, Jim C, did you just take the legendary sniper from Peterbots?
I don't.
We're good.
Yo, Pete, Pete, I need a shotgun shell.
This guy's took it.
Bro, this guy's doing inputs at me too.
Yo, Dynamite, can you go fuck yourself, man?
Good?
Yeah, yeah.
I bet.
Fuck, you died, man.
Alright.
What the fuck?
Yo he's still a bush!
How's he a bush?
I shot him!
How's he a bush?
I shot him!
What you missing?
the fuck no but I did damage man are you sure I'm stuck then are you still dead
Yo, Doc, you never said anything!
Grincy, how the fuck do you want me to be alive, bro?
I never got res.
Bro, you never said anything, bro!
You asked me and I told you I was there for three minutes.
Alright.
Okay, guys, sorry.
The carry's back in action.
Sliding.
Oh, my God.
God
Holy shit, we're so stacked
I don't know how to build I don't know how to get up there
No, but wait fuck me
run
Now you want to run now you want to run
Finally bro, just not sweet anymore. They're running for the hills, bro
But it's dynamite kid is such a loser I'm not even getting oh shit
Bro my gun shoots insanely fucking fast. Dynamite's out throwing fucking bookies at me man.
Peter I'm coming, Peter I'm coming.
On the hill.
Bro Dynamite is like trapping me in his builds. Yo Dynamite get some ass!
Peter how many kills do you have? It says we have 27 as a squad.
We have 20. How many do you have?
4.
Wait! Guys! Someone get in the ATV! We're going on a fucking road trip!
Come here, come here, come here.
Yeah, yeah, what's up?
Stand right there.
Wait.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
What the fuck man this guy's a fucking dick
Okay, I got out wait this dynamite guy actually doesn't like you. I know bro
Wait a lot yeah, I'm a campfire for you
I don't know I don't know bro. I'm a campfire
We're gonna break it down on the ground. He's gonna break it down
He's gonna break it down
It's a teamwork, it's a vibe.
You've been watching the World Cup right now.
Yeah, bro.
I'm you.
I'm teaming up.
USA and then Argentina.
For Messi, right?
Yeah.
Ronaldo's a fucking fraud, bro.
All right, bro, he's not a fraud, bro.
Messi's definitely better than this.
Bro, Peter, what is your ball knowledge, bro?
Hey, Peter, name five current footballers, buddy.
Your name five current footballers.
Erling Haaland, Erling Haaland Kevin De Bruyne, Romelu Lukaku, Leonel Messi, Arda Kuller, Rudej!
Uh, you're naming just the best players of like five different teams.
Okay, okay, what do you mean bro? I'm naming five active footballers.
I know the kids on me.
Bad news boys, I'm dead.
You're not chill.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Please don't die Peter if you doubt we're gonna lose we doubt we're gonna lose Peter
So cams take away your butt Peter. I was a little to this team problem the poyo to the steam actually are
Don't just try to get some mountain shop
bro I'm looking for a flank I'm looking for a flank
but the thing is you can't really flank in Fortnite though they just kind of know
why cuz they're stream sniping?
yes
I just got a good snipe
I just got a good snipe
alright you want me to let you kill everyone else in lobby now?
I mean bro if you want bro like I'm kind of the truth
I need to see what you're good for
Nothing crazy a little double kill a little double kill
Peter do you have the fortnight kills record or something? Yeah, how many is this?
Don't admit no like just ever like how many ever puts the most ever
I don't know
Yeah, I don't know squads is our team you killed 80. Oh
Nice spot. I was what your most killed in a tournament. Oh, yeah
I have the solo world record in a finals 41 kills and finals and I have 39 39 37 36 36 35
and then a bunch of 30s and then
And do those I'm not every record possible and do us
Wait, so Peter
Peter, you got 41 kills in a solo world cup tournament?
Let's solo catch up. Yeah. Oh
Shit
Bro, how's that even possible? Was that on all pros 41 pros?
Me got the cloth on the final. It wasn't like pro like that many pros
But they're like average better than average players by a mile, you know, they qualified in the finals
Watch out snipers
Lock in dude
but is this the last team think so don't get in there man get in there don't
test okay yeah okay so wait are you guys gonna back me up if I rush yeah come on
go go go
i'm going
wait is that the last team or is there more people?
there's more
hold on right here
bro what the fuck are they?
i don't know they're hiding from you
do you get them?
yep
dude they don't want to catch any of the fucking smoke
wait where the fuck is the last team?
still i'm finding them
I don't know what to do with it.
I'm dead.
They just camped on me.
I killed them.
Wait!
Guys, I can go to the mountain.
They don't know that I'm here.
Bro, Dantez, in Fortnite everybody knows.
No, this guy doesn't.
Where the fuck is the last guy man?
I think he's right
There's two solos
Alright, one more first
GOD!
Dante, get the last guy man
Where is he?
I might trick shot him
Could you imagine? Oh my god
We actually have to go for a trick shot
tradition yeah trickshot last bro wait where you been this year though
there wasn't
I hit that oh fuck
trickshot on the east, trickshot on the east
another sign of my kid being weird
trickshot last, trickshot last
I don't see my diamond.
Yeah, fuck you dynamite, eat a dick.
Oh god.
Don't kill him.
Trick shots only. I'm going for a no-skill 360.
Are you doing a two-jinks here or no?
Yeah.
My sense is pretty low, but I'm spinning.
You don't have to.
Right, man.
360.
You ripped it
We ripped it we can easily stretch out of now. Yeah, I'm doing it
Okay, no you just oh my god, bro. It's game sense, bro Peter. Is he still alive?
Yeah
I don't know if I can take a big shot, man.
I'm ready to get him.
Is it fucking dark, Maul?
I think it is.
No, no, it's not.
Oh, man.
This fucking guy.
I remember when Ninja broke this out, I remember when Ninja broke this out!
Peter, you got a trick out of him, dude.
Bro, I'm getting closer and closer.
You have to do it too, I think, no?
I'm going for it.
Hope for it, like, jump off the build, hide up, build up, jump off, and no kill them.
Find the build, find the build, find the build.
Pete, Pete, Pete!
Pima!
Pete, I have no builds.
I was killing him yes or no tell me right now trick shot is bitch ass Peter
I have to go to the trick shot it's tradition it's actually
he's right under you
trick shot is a good shot
okay
I can't kill him with a shotgun right sniper only
yeah you have to trick shot with a sniper done since you agree right
yep you have 29 kills
okay
trick shot him Peter
he's behind the wall he's a pussy
I don't even I like I can't even appreciate it cuz I don't even know how the fuck it works
How the fuck are you building like that?
Pro what?
You sure it didn't lose?
Chat saying he's Black Knight, yeah, it's OG, it's got OG.
I didn't know what the fuck, Pete!
I did not mean to do that.
I
Right I take on my fill that chat is Peter legit
Well, that's dead ass insane Peter literally said
Peter literally said bro as long as he's alive. He'll never let clicks win that is dead ass insane
That is dead ass insane. Yo, I'm not even trolling
All right chat, I'm low-key probably off bro. W little six-hour stream look calm stream
Bro, I kind of want to get into fortnight man. I don't know
Bro especially since we got this streamer tournament coming up July 5th, bro got this dude
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I love y'all boys. I'm gonna catch y'all in the next one guys. Peace out bro. Love y'all man. W's in the shot
Love y'all bro for real W's in the chat man. I'm gonna catch y'all tomorrow with another stream
But yeah, bro love y'all boys for real for real love y'all man, and I'll see you in the next
Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.