⚠️ VOD is unavailable.
jynxzi VODs on twitchBroadcasts 30+ hours are truncated. View the Raw Transcript VTT for the full version.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Only, only time to show you things
I stop, only on the first floor
I like to be the great name when there's your heart playing
With us, you know why I ain't looking at the rain
She smile and happy while I'm laughing on the mad line
That's just gonna show me money, know the truth
Start to the plan, even though you used to go bad
I think I'll be hurt sometimes but you'll get over it
You'll find another life for this
I swear to choke it over it
And I know you're sad and tired
You got nothing left to give
You'll find another life today
I know that you'll get over it
She ties out of my rap
You'll step up your wrist
Oh
What is good, bro
Boys, big ass day today, man.
Big ass day today.
AV, as y'all boys know, off of the rip, man, off of the rip, USA versus Australia today.
Now, couple of things, bro.
Couple of things.
Here's the first thing, bro.
Now, who was winning this match, chef?
In your honest opinion, it kicks off in 51 minutes.
Who was winning this match?
In your honest, unbiased, humble opinion, who was winning this match?
Now, I'm hearing through the grapevine, I'm hearing through the grapevine that Pulisic
is injured.
Please don't be true.
Please don't be true.
Please don't be true.
Christian put a such doubtful for US men's national team game against Australia.
9. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Check this is like literally the worst person that could possibly get injured on the team.
There is physically not a worse like injury.
35 minutes ago, Christian put a such out of USA versus Australia with calf injury.
Bro, this is our best player and it's not even cope, cope, cope, so hard.
This is literally our best player. I'm not even trolling man
YouTube what's good when I vote YouTube, but no no this is literally like worst-case scenario man. Get ass
literally, bro, um
But yes, yeah, we're gonna watch part of the game in about bro in about 49 minutes
First I'm gonna watch a little YouTube vid
I don't know what's called staffers watch a little YouTube video recording YouTube video real quick quick little recording YouTube video
Now check the name of today's video is probably y'all's favorite word of all time
the name of the name of today's video is
The biggest LARPers on the internet now
What does LARP mean chat LARP?
LARP.
Uh, live action role play.
Y'all say I'd LARP Rainbow Six Siege.
I have 30,000 hours in the game.
Y'all say I'd LARP football.
I started playing when I was five years old.
I'm like, y'all just throw around the word LARP.
You don't throw it around, man.
Now this video is about the biggest LARPers on the internet.
Lock it.
LARPing.
A.K.A. live action role play.
This term has been applied to basically everything on the internet.
words already burnt and overused by. So is this word like this LARP old word? Like is this OG or
did it spawn in recently? That's my first question. TikTok. But there's some cases where it gets
really rough. And specifically, okay, you're saying LARP in springs. I'll give you that. I did. Okay,
that was LARP. What I'm focusing on this video is people who pretend so much that it feels like
they're roleplaying. They got it the character and everything for this. Yeah, I think the most
Most common form of LARPing in today is what we see, bro.
Somebody will go to Miami or Los Angeles, they'll rent Lamborghini, they'll take a
picture of it in their Instagram profile picture and then they'll try to sell you a
crypto course, bro.
I got rich, now you can.
All you gotta do is buy my course.
That is literally LARP, LARPonomics, LARP101.
These have gotta be the experts of LARPing.
What a great place the star would be those internet gurus and the amount of times I fall
in for internet gurus thinking they live this lifestyle when they don't is crazy.
I actually thought they were lit, but in reality they just got all rented euros for two days
and they're taking pictures of the steering wheel so they can sell their course for $59.
$59.
$59.
$59.
$59.
$59.
$59.
$59.
$59.
$59.
know they're full of shit. We've all seen those fake-ass alpha male influencer courses that are
marketed to us as life-changing. You are failing! You have to lock in! Bro, what the f*** is you even
talking about? It has to be one of the biggest examples of larping on my mind right now. The
people who make these courses try to sell you a dream. They rent cars, houses. Chad, what's the city
where everybody larps? I think it's called Brickle, right? Chad, what's the city where everybody larps?
put on this rich and successful image.
People will do anything to make cheese, even lark a successful person, so they can turn you into the method.
Like, their whole identity online is just flexing to people. That is pretty much it. I don't know.
That's kind of a sad existence, I can't lie.
And there's so many skits on TikTok now just making fun of the fact that people do this.
You like my car?
This is your car?
Yeah, man, you want to see it?
Oh, please.
Look at the dream car line.
Absolutely.
What? Hold on, hold on.
So you want to make your first million dollars a month but don't know where to start? Well trust me, I know how to help.
Yeah, this is really how people move.
Bro, as soon as you see this haircut, you know he's gonna start larking, bro.
This is a lark haircut, man.
What is this? What is this?
Cars a month but don't know where to start? Well trust me, I know how to help.
Yeah, this is really how people move on the internet. It's crazy.
They'll hop in the Lambo, take a picture of the steering wheel, take exterior photos of the car like they're on Turro trying to get a rental.
And then they'll insult you, which is the icing on the cake.
Why do you buy a course from someone that is insulting you?
It just doesn't make sense.
This method used to be so crazy back in 2022.
That is-
But think about how easy it is to lark, bro.
You rent a Lamborghini for like $700 one time.
You get a bunch of fake clothes, fake chains, whatever.
And then you pop out on TikTok.
Yo, I got rich.
Now, if you want to learn how to day trade, buy my course
You'll be rich too. And then the only way they make money is that there's an idiot who's dumb enough to actually buy the course
Literally, man. You can fake anything. You can literally, I imagine you can fake anything, bro
It's now in college lectures, and it's got people's attention. How to lark?
Post on social media, pose with stacks of cash, share videos of luxury cars,
Exotic trips, actin' trust like you're rich.
No way, dawg.
No way this shit is getting-
TopG is the first one to do this, but didn't-
Wasn't Andrew Tate already rich?
Like, he did do it, but wasn't he rich off like-
Bro, didn't he run like some-