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Jynxzi

[535/730] ⚽️ USA vs AUSTRALIA ⚽️ 1 GOAL = 1 BEER ⚽️ GAMING AFTER ⚽️

06-19-2026 · 0h 11m

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[00:03:00] Only, only time to show you things
[00:03:02] I stop, only on the first floor
[00:03:05] I like to be the great name when there's your heart playing
[00:03:08] With us, you know why I ain't looking at the rain
[00:03:13] She smile and happy while I'm laughing on the mad line
[00:03:20] That's just gonna show me money, know the truth
[00:03:25] Start to the plan, even though you used to go bad
[00:03:30] I think I'll be hurt sometimes but you'll get over it
[00:03:36] You'll find another life for this
[00:03:39] I swear to choke it over it
[00:03:42] And I know you're sad and tired
[00:03:45] You got nothing left to give
[00:03:48] You'll find another life today
[00:03:51] I know that you'll get over it
[00:03:54] She ties out of my rap
[00:03:56] You'll step up your wrist
[00:03:58] Oh
[00:04:21] What is good, bro
[00:04:23] Boys, big ass day today, man.
[00:04:27] Big ass day today.
[00:04:28] AV, as y'all boys know, off of the rip, man, off of the rip, USA versus Australia today.
[00:04:36] Now, couple of things, bro.
[00:04:41] Couple of things.
[00:04:42] Here's the first thing, bro.
[00:04:47] Now, who was winning this match, chef?
[00:04:51] In your honest opinion, it kicks off in 51 minutes.
[00:04:55] Who was winning this match?
[00:04:56] In your honest, unbiased, humble opinion, who was winning this match?
[00:05:01] Now, I'm hearing through the grapevine, I'm hearing through the grapevine that Pulisic
[00:05:09] is injured.
[00:05:10] Please don't be true.
[00:05:14] Please don't be true.
[00:05:15] Please don't be true.
[00:05:19] Christian put a such doubtful for US men's national team game against Australia.
[00:05:25] 9. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:05:29] Check this is like literally the worst person that could possibly get injured on the team.
[00:05:34] There is physically not a worse like injury.
[00:05:39] 35 minutes ago, Christian put a such out of USA versus Australia with calf injury.
[00:05:45] Bro, this is our best player and it's not even cope, cope, cope, so hard.
[00:05:49] This is literally our best player. I'm not even trolling man
[00:05:54] YouTube what's good when I vote YouTube, but no no this is literally like worst-case scenario man. Get ass
[00:06:01] literally, bro, um
[00:06:04] But yes, yeah, we're gonna watch part of the game in about bro in about 49 minutes
[00:06:10] First I'm gonna watch a little YouTube vid
[00:06:12] I don't know what's called staffers watch a little YouTube video recording YouTube video real quick quick little recording YouTube video
[00:06:23] Now check the name of today's video is probably y'all's favorite word of all time
[00:06:29] the name of the name of today's video is
[00:06:32] The biggest LARPers on the internet now
[00:06:36] What does LARP mean chat LARP?
[00:06:38] LARP.
[00:06:39] Uh, live action role play.
[00:06:42] Y'all say I'd LARP Rainbow Six Siege.
[00:06:44] I have 30,000 hours in the game.
[00:06:47] Y'all say I'd LARP football.
[00:06:48] I started playing when I was five years old.
[00:06:51] I'm like, y'all just throw around the word LARP.
[00:06:55] You don't throw it around, man.
[00:06:58] Now this video is about the biggest LARPers on the internet.
[00:07:00] Lock it.
[00:07:01] LARPing.
[00:07:02] A.K.A. live action role play.
[00:07:05] This term has been applied to basically everything on the internet.
[00:07:08] words already burnt and overused by. So is this word like this LARP old word? Like is this OG or
[00:07:14] did it spawn in recently? That's my first question. TikTok. But there's some cases where it gets
[00:07:20] really rough. And specifically, okay, you're saying LARP in springs. I'll give you that. I did. Okay,
[00:07:25] that was LARP. What I'm focusing on this video is people who pretend so much that it feels like
[00:07:31] they're roleplaying. They got it the character and everything for this. Yeah, I think the most
[00:07:35] Most common form of LARPing in today is what we see, bro.
[00:07:40] Somebody will go to Miami or Los Angeles, they'll rent Lamborghini, they'll take a
[00:07:45] picture of it in their Instagram profile picture and then they'll try to sell you a
[00:07:49] crypto course, bro.
[00:07:51] I got rich, now you can.
[00:07:53] All you gotta do is buy my course.
[00:07:57] That is literally LARP, LARPonomics, LARP101.
[00:08:00] These have gotta be the experts of LARPing.
[00:08:02] What a great place the star would be those internet gurus and the amount of times I fall
[00:08:09] in for internet gurus thinking they live this lifestyle when they don't is crazy.
[00:08:14] I actually thought they were lit, but in reality they just got all rented euros for two days
[00:08:19] and they're taking pictures of the steering wheel so they can sell their course for $59.
[00:08:23] $59.
[00:08:24] $59.
[00:08:25] $59.
[00:08:26] $59.
[00:08:27] $59.
[00:08:28] $59.
[00:08:29] $59.
[00:08:30] $59.
[00:08:31] $59.
[00:08:32] know they're full of shit. We've all seen those fake-ass alpha male influencer courses that are
[00:08:37] marketed to us as life-changing. You are failing! You have to lock in! Bro, what the f*** is you even
[00:08:43] talking about? It has to be one of the biggest examples of larping on my mind right now. The
[00:08:48] people who make these courses try to sell you a dream. They rent cars, houses. Chad, what's the city
[00:08:53] where everybody larps? I think it's called Brickle, right? Chad, what's the city where everybody larps?
[00:08:59] put on this rich and successful image.
[00:09:03] People will do anything to make cheese, even lark a successful person, so they can turn you into the method.
[00:09:10] Like, their whole identity online is just flexing to people. That is pretty much it. I don't know.
[00:09:15] That's kind of a sad existence, I can't lie.
[00:09:17] And there's so many skits on TikTok now just making fun of the fact that people do this.
[00:09:22] You like my car?
[00:09:23] This is your car?
[00:09:24] Yeah, man, you want to see it?
[00:09:25] Oh, please.
[00:09:26] Look at the dream car line.
[00:09:27] Absolutely.
[00:09:28] What? Hold on, hold on.
[00:09:30] So you want to make your first million dollars a month but don't know where to start? Well trust me, I know how to help.
[00:09:34] Yeah, this is really how people move.
[00:09:36] Bro, as soon as you see this haircut, you know he's gonna start larking, bro.
[00:09:39] This is a lark haircut, man.
[00:09:42] What is this? What is this?
[00:09:44] Cars a month but don't know where to start? Well trust me, I know how to help.
[00:09:47] Yeah, this is really how people move on the internet. It's crazy.
[00:09:50] They'll hop in the Lambo, take a picture of the steering wheel, take exterior photos of the car like they're on Turro trying to get a rental.
[00:09:56] And then they'll insult you, which is the icing on the cake.
[00:09:59] Why do you buy a course from someone that is insulting you?
[00:10:03] It just doesn't make sense.
[00:10:04] This method used to be so crazy back in 2022.
[00:10:07] That is-
[00:10:07] But think about how easy it is to lark, bro.
[00:10:09] You rent a Lamborghini for like $700 one time.
[00:10:14] You get a bunch of fake clothes, fake chains, whatever.
[00:10:18] And then you pop out on TikTok.
[00:10:20] Yo, I got rich.
[00:10:22] Now, if you want to learn how to day trade, buy my course
[00:10:25] You'll be rich too. And then the only way they make money is that there's an idiot who's dumb enough to actually buy the course
[00:10:32] Literally, man. You can fake anything. You can literally, I imagine you can fake anything, bro
[00:10:39] It's now in college lectures, and it's got people's attention. How to lark?
[00:10:44] Post on social media, pose with stacks of cash, share videos of luxury cars,
[00:10:49] Exotic trips, actin' trust like you're rich.
[00:10:53] No way, dawg.
[00:10:54] No way this shit is getting-
[00:10:56] TopG is the first one to do this, but didn't-
[00:10:58] Wasn't Andrew Tate already rich?
[00:11:00] Like, he did do it, but wasn't he rich off like-
[00:11:03] Bro, didn't he run like some-