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Yo yo chat I think I'm back
Chad is it working out
Chad is it back right and and that didn't die I
Did not fucking die chat. I ended. Yo chat stream crashed for like a minute. Well, I didn't die. Oh
No, he's back. What the fuck?
Yeah, my back my back
All right, chat, I'm gonna restart the video.
We're only two minutes in anyways.
All right, lock in chat, lock in.
Biggest LARPers on the internet, boys.
LARPing, aka Live Action Roleplay.
This term has been applied to basically everything on the internet.
This word's already burnt and overused by TikTok, but there's some cases where it fits
really well.
And specifically what I'm focusing on.
Jeff, have I ever larked outside of Larkin Springs?
In this video, is people who pretend so much that it feels like they're role-playing?
They got it to kick spec to see yourself in here at some point.
Let's see.
Character and everything for this.
These have got to be the experts of larking.
But a great place to start would be those internet gurus.
And the amount of times I fall in for internet gurus thinking they lived in-
Yeah, this is obviously just the most common form of lark, bro.
This is the most common form of LARP, and it's literally like poisoning the internet.
His lifestyle when they don't is crazy.
I actually thought they were late, but in reality they just got a rented Urus for two
days and they're taking pictures of the steering wheel so they can sell their course for $59.99
a month.
And now every time I see one, I know they're full of shit.
We've all seen those fake-ass alpha male influencer courses that are marketed to us
as life-changing.
He just said if you don't have a four million dollar yacht and a Lamborghini, you're fanning.
Like, you know, bro, I don't like it.
I don't know if it's even healthy to like base your entire happiness on literally just
materialistic things.
Like sure, bro, it's cool.
Bro, how is your relationship like with your mom, dude?
Like, what are your friendships like, man?
Like how, how is your quality time with your family?
Bro, this guy's literally gauging his entire life on if he has a four million dollar yacht
Like what type of disgusting mindset even is this?
I have to walk in!
Bro, what the f*** is you even talking about?
It has to be one of the biggest examples of larping online right now
The people who make these courses try to sell you a dream
They rent cars, houses to put on this rich and successful
Dude, yeah, apparently like Brickle Miami is like the cesspool for this, bro
Like you want to see some live-action roleplay you want to see some lark up close in person bro
Brickle Miami it goes down
People will do anything to make cheese even lark a successful person so they can turn you into the method like their whole
Identity online is just flexing to people that is pretty much it. I don't know that's kind of a sad existence
I can't lie and there's so many skits on tiktok now
But ask yourself this though, if somebody was legitimately, genuinely successful, if
somebody was genuinely successful, why in the world would they be selling a course?
Like why?
Yo bro, if somebody was day trading every day and they were making $95,000 a day, why
would they ever sell a course?
Bro, they would just go on a yacht, they wouldn't care.
The entire method is selling the course, that's how they make money.
And like, bro, it's one of those things where,
when people get scammed by these courses,
it's like, I don't even feel sympathetic, bro.
How are you buying a course from a 22-year-old kid
wearing a, he has a frickin' perm on with a polo
in a rented urus, like screaming at his phone.
How are you buying a course from this guy?
Making fun of the fact that he-
I don't even feel bad for you, bro.
Don't do this.
You like my car?
This is your car?
Yeah, man, you wanna see it?
Bro, please, please, drink our wine.
Oh my god, look at that.
So you want to make your first million dollars a month, but don't know where to start? Well, trust me. I know how to help.
Yeah, this is
I mean, there it is. There it is right there.
This is really how people move on the internet is crazy.
They'll hop in the Lambo, take a picture of the steering wheel, take exterior photos of one more human being says this stream is pre-recorded.
I will end the stream.
The car like they're on tarot trying to get a rental and then they'll insult you, which is the icing on the cake.
Why do you buy a course from someone that is insulting you?
It just doesn't make sense.
This method used to be so crazy back in 2022.
That is now in college lectures.
And it's got people's attention.
How the lark?
Post on social media.
Yeah, I'm not even gonna lie to you, bro.
Andrew Tate was like sort of the founding father
of like lark.
Not even lark, like just selling courses.
I don't know.
Bro, he was like, oh no, actually Tied Lopez.
Bro, you remember Ty Lopez?
If you're around my age, like if you're early 20s,
maybe like 19, you might know Ty Lopez.
Ty Lopez, here's this Lamborghini in my garage,
but you know what's worth more than my Lamborghini?
These books, knowledge.
Bro, Ty Lopez was like the founding father of all this.
I bet you that guy made millions of dollars
selling courses too.
India, clothes with stacks of cash.
Share videos of luxury cars, exotic trips, actin' dressed like you're rich.
No way, dawg.
No way this shit is getting brought up in college lectures.
It's really just basic information that you could get online anywhere for free.
So I don't get why this is actually a topic in a college lecture.
Now this can't be a LARPING video without Kai Sanat.
I swear he was one of the most beloved streamers of all time.
And now he went to LARPING on a Kai's Mind channel, where he's just promoting the vets.
By doing dumbass shit.
Because what do you mean Kai made a hate wall?
What the fuck?
I got a hate wall.
I'm all to hate.
Prisoners from like, five months ago?
Never seen.
Yo, no way I'm seeing reaction images on here and everything.
This can't be real life.
Obviously, I don't hate Kai as a person, but this shit is just hilarious, bro.
What are we doing?
And even when he described his outfit with the song, he said,
Viva LaVidia by Cosplay. Not Coldplay. Cosplay.
If you could describe me off over the song, what would it be?
Viva LaVidia. Viva LaVidia by Cosplay.
I talked about it in another video. He even said,
Do you know who that is?
Okay, I'm not even gonna lie.
You know who that is? You know who that is?
Yeah.
We damn well know you not listening to Coldplay like that.
The thing that was frying me the most is when he was recording on his 3DS for Kai's mind.
He's just doing all this extra shit for no reason.
He's trying to say he was on episode 100 something in One Piece and they call the Luffy Luffy.
That's One Piece?
Yeah.
He don't.
It's too long though, bro.
Then what, what last episode he was on?
The 100th.
Haaaap!
Okay, name three characters.
Luffy?
Luffy.
People who don't even watch One Piece know who Luffy is.
And for all I know, Kai might just be clip farming.
Clip farmer of the century.
Which is what we gotta talk about next.
Clip farming in general has to be one of the greatest ways to learn of the decade.
Now, obviously it depends what you do when you clip farm because some people will do the dumbest shit possible in order to-
I- I was that- what-
What is that related to larping though? This is what I mean, bro. Like, this word is just-
This word is so chat. Stop-
Stop typing me, bro. Get away from me.
Bro, how does this relate to larp?
Get a clip. They will do anything for the clip. They would just clip farm naturally.
But nowadays people just force. They overreact and they larp for clips.
They don't even let things play out. They just force clips and streamers like Jack Doherty will do the most ridiculous shit
Yeah, but I don't think this is a larping. I think this is Jack Doherty just being a shit stain
Like I don't think I don't think he's larping. This is what I'm talking about, bro
Like Jack Doherty's shoulder checking someone and then having a security guard step in front of them like this isn't larping
It's just him being a piece of shit. He's not larping, bro. He's legitimately just a piece of shit like
Yo bro, he's not faking this, like he is literally a sack of shit.
And streamers like Jack Doherty will do the most ridiculous shit for Clips.
He got himself banned from a PGA tour.
How do you even do that bro, like what the-
I remember I saw the clip, he's like screaming on someone's back's way.
Like bro, I don't understand, I don't understand how someone can like, I want to say it's parents
But like I just don't know I don't know man because there's some people who have like horrible parents, but then they're great people
So I really don't know man. I don't know. I don't know how maybe you just got there all by himself
Is it really worth imagine spending your weekend screaming on a
Golfers backswing in a PGA event for a clip like a clip this dude paid somebody a hundred bucks to yell while a golfer was mid-swing
Yep a hundred bucks to say jackass and get yourself in and this dude Jack
He tried to pay someone else to do his dirty work if you sit there and tell me that this is peak entertainment
Yo, you're fried. We're out waste management right now. He's about to go jack. It's the gulfer for 100 bucks. Let's go
Dude that was hilarious man literally no one laughed there's not there's not one
Chuckle within a hundred feet of this. It's just this little shit stand literally. No one else is laughing
No one laughs.
I got you, I got you.
That wasn't interesting.
Right here.
People will really look for any type of opportunity to make a clip.
Now we gotta talk about performative males.
If you want to LARP, hit these guys up.
Because these people will all of a sudden vibe with a certain type of music.
Because the girls are around.
All of a sudden you got dudes bumping Clara when the girls are around.
You guys are typing you on literally every example.
Like, guys, what do you, how, what do you mean perform?
What is that even in performative, what?
And now they're scholars too, they're reading.
It's basically just people forcing hobbies
that they don't have.
Obviously there's nothing wrong with reading
or listening to Claro,
but there's some people who like are genuine about it.
They just fake it for the girls.
This has gotta be the most performative dude
I've seen in my life going around recently.
His TikTok is basically about giving comebacks
toxic women and quote-unquote staying toxic and then he'll start off his videos by saying
want to break his ego sometimes it's like some weak ass shit but other times it's like genuinely
toxic why would you ever do that to somebody want to break his ego text him happy birthday
on the wrong day show him how much you care and at the end of
Yo, like, this, I don't, every one of his videos turns around in his chair and says,
Stay tuned.
This was some weak shit.
I wouldn't even care if someone texted me happy birthday on the wrong day.
I would say, thanks, but that shit's not today.
Like, do you want me to be like raging offended?
How is this supposed to quote unquote, bruise my ego?
I would just be confused if anything.
wanna break his ego? If he asked you, am I-
Bro stop putting your finger in your mouth! Stop!
I've seen three clips of you and you keep putting your-
Stop! Please stop!
You're making me uncomfortable, bro.
This is not necessary in the video clip, bro.
You're giving like commentary.
Stop putting your finger in your mouth, bro.
Please, what the hell is happening?
If he asked you, am I the only one you're talking to?
Reply and say yes.
The others are eights, nines, and tens.
Stay toxic.
Oh, I get it.
Because you're the only one you're talking to.
Okay, why would you be talking to them in the first place if you thought they were a one?
Like, that just doesn't make sense.
And the craziest part about these videos is the people in his comments eating this shit up.
I saw a comment and it said they were obsessed with the stay toxic part.
But we got a grown 30-year-old dude, almost 30, talking about bruising man's egos
And making comebacks for shitty toxic relationships. At this point you should be starring a family
I'm just gonna be okay. I might not even start a family at 30
But you should be past that level of maturity this whole aesthetic became a meme last year
There was a performative male competition at my college. I'm not trolling bro
I'm not even trolling or they'll put on Frank Ocean just for the image of their story just for the aesthetic
They'll really pretend like they're about it staged pranks
This type of content has already been around for more than a decade at this point online.
It really started with-
Dude, I remember the OG YouTube era, like when I was a little kid, all I would watch was like,
Kissing prank?
I- dude, I remember that's all I would watch.
I would just literally grind watching those videos.
Like, I- I've watched like fucking five of those a day.
The fake prank waved back in like 2016 with Sam Pepper, Foozie Tube, and all those other pranksters.
But now it's become more of a normal thing.
You literally can't scroll on social media without coming-
Do you mean Gooner? I was 8.
Like, guys, I'm sorry, like, this is like, bro, there was not a hair on my nuts, bro.
I was like 8 years old, dude.
Cross multiple stage videos.
And there's like thousands of pages filled with people larping and posting fake public pranks,
acting like we're gonna think it's real.
This is really a classic type of larp, but it's outdated as hell.
There's no way people are still falling for this in 2026.
Somebody will really cast some random in their prank for 50 bucks.
Just for them to fall for and put on their best Oscar-level acting.
They're dead-ass role-playing this one has to be in the video especially those fake couple pranks
Bro those were everywhere and some of them still go viral to this day boyfriend a girlfriend
Whoever was the subject of the prank?
They would get so heated to the point where they're yelling at the top of their lungs
I mean some of them have Darman level acting I mean to be fair if I was in one of these stage pranks
I would have Darman level acting. I don't know how the hell I would act in one of these
I'll just sit there and be like oh, oh, no acting in Darman's videos is literally horrible eating on me a baby
No, don't leave me. No, now we got to talk about pretending to be a fan of something
This is classic LARP right here now
Look, there's a difference between getting into something and being a fake fan if they're over here acting like they love this shit for the
Aesthetic, then you just know they're D1 so basically chat
What you guys are saying is every time this guy breaks down a different form of LARPing you guys just spam you a
Lot of people LARP things like anime and music as for anime the kaisen ad example will do okay
Okay, obviously, I'm not trying to act like LARPing is worse than death. It's not the end of the world by any means, but it's just hilarious.
Like, this dude Kai said LOW-FEE with a straight face, bro. I'm done.
Like, look, I've only watched like 10 episodes of One Piece, but I'm not gonna sit there and be like,
Yo, bro, I'm actually on like episode 250. Yo, the plot's getting crazy, bro. Luffy's really doing his anime thing.
Like, I'm not gonna, like, bro, what?
There was also this chainsaw man LARP that went viral.
when viral okay look I'm not trying to act like I'm a chainsaw man fan I've
never seen chainsaw man in my life. There's an anime called chainsaw man?
Renée.
Rose.
It's my fit. I did the makeup in the context but it's not right.
Issa! Issa!
Issa!
Here's the thing bro, you can't LARP the anime community man.
The anime community like they actually watch anime bro.
Like if you try to LARP anime and you have not seen a show like you're they're gonna
know in three seconds.
Like the anime community like they watch like if you're gonna do a cosplay of chainsaw
man like you better know like about chainsaw man bro.
Because they know, like they watch the show.
Okay, if you're gonna sit there and-
I swear to God, Speed has a gift for literally every occurrence of life, bro.
Like this guy has a gift for, uh, taking the shit, bro.
This guy has a- this guy has a gift for literally everything.
And- and flight.
And flight.
Okay, if you're gonna sit there and dress up as a whole ass character,
you gotta at least know their name.
That has to be like the coldest grasses green type of cake
I've ever said in my life now speaking of larping fandoms
We got to talk about baby no money this dude's been getting fried for doing larps to basically every fan base
He'll just latch on to it just to promote his music people say he's larping because he's been caught stealing other
Cosplayers videos bar for bar he even said himself that he became one of the biggest
Larpers on the internet so I at least had to mention
Well, I mean if he says he's a larper then who cares he no money
But now we got to talk about me at college on the biggest larpher of all time
I don't know what the hell I'm saying during a presentation. You know, I got to get into the role
Oh, bro, what is this gift from is this gift from a music video or something? What is what is this gift from well?
What is the I've seen this gift for years during a presentation
You know, I got to get into the role a little bit
Especially with those like canvas peer review reply type things and you got to like glaze the reply
But also like give them criticism at the same time whole lot of larping because I don't know what I'm saying
I'm not qualified to review anything or when you're asked a question during a presentation and you don't know
What do you do aside from larp and just bullshit? You really got to fake it until you make it
You know occasionally we will all larp from time to time or well tiktok's definition
But yeah, watch this video right here on the end screen youtube thing. Yeah, bro. Stop larping 2026 man
Stop larping bro. And if you're gonna larp, bro, do not larp anime
yo the anime community like they know bro they know like don't larp anime man
don't don't larp a fucking anime please bro like they're gonna know man but
yes chat um now some people saying I'm warping football warping football alright
says the Larker says you attack on Titan Lark how did I Lark attack on Titan I
I watch season one, season two, season three, and I'm like halfway through season four, and I stop watching
Because they introduced like 20 new characters, and I hate when shows do that. How am I how am I warping?
Can you explain like explain how I'm warping please? Am I not allowed to watch fucking TV?
Like it's watching TV LARP
LARP and Springs, I'll give you that. I did LARP Jarpen Springs. No. Hey, I'll give you that. I did LARP that
Robbing football. Okay, so okay
Do I know as much about football as somebody like ginge no not even close
Do I know more about football than probably 99% of Americans? Yes
I played football when I was five and I've watched football on and off my entire life
Like yo, just because I'm fucking American doesn't mean I don't watch football. Shut the fuck up
Hi Vax calling. Yo Hi Vax put it up. Name five players on team USA bench right now.
I don't know five players on team USA bench. I could even name five players on
team Spain bench. No we're canceling this shit. Don't even watch the game. I'm thinking
I'm here for less. You don't deserve this. Dude you're sucking research. Okay I'll name
Five players on USA starting lineup
Polisic Bolo
Sergino desk
Yep, Tim reem Tim waya
West McKinney that's six players
Yeah, good fucking mod buddy, I don't know their bench. I don't know their bench, bro
It's some MLS guy, I don't know. It's some MLS guy.
Yeah. It's Big Joe. That's what we're going to call him. It's Big Joe.
All right. What is the keeper's name?
His name's Joe Scully.
Tim Wea is on the bench. Yeah. Okay. Tim Wea is on the bench because our attack is stacked,
but I still just named six players, bro. Get off my dick.
I was gonna ask you how bad should I bet on this game?
Yes.
Wait, okay, why'd you instantly like, bro, you're supposed to be my friend, like, no,
don't bet, bro, no.
Bro, what type of friendship is that?
I am your friend, I'm trying to get you easy money.
Now, do you want to be a D-Gen or do you want to not be a D-Gen?
Here's the thing, I wanted to be a degenerate in bed on USA, but pull the stitches out.
So now it's like bedding on USA is scary.
But see, that's not what I was talking about.
I was talking about extra D-Gen.
You bet on score.
Chat, what should I bet on, bro?
Like, I don't know.
Like, Chat, should I bet?
Run a pool.
Chat, run a pool.
Should I just want to bet on Moneyline who wins?
I hate betting on,
because that's when it gets actually degenerate.
Like when you start, bro,
there's actually different levels of betting, bro.
All right, first level,
if you bet on like how many fouls there's gonna be,
it's like, all right, you're a fucking degenerate, bro.
Like that's just degenerate.
I want to bet on USA,
because if USA wins, I might make a couple K.
So we bet on the game.
Bro, what should I bet though?
Like should I bet like 1000 chat 2000 like I want to bet something. That's like not insane
Is he gonna watch party the game, let me see boggles. Yes chat leak check boggles
Why are boggles tags kai sanat I show speed
Jynxie, Hi-Vyze, Ronaldo. What is the point of these tags? What are they? Like, this doesn't do anything.
Like, is he trying to get, like, one of, like, Kai's viewers to come and do his stream or something?
Uh, okay, so we run a poll. Yeah, okay.
90% of Chad is saying yes. Wait, the game starts in 19 minutes? Holy shit!
Yes.
Yo, Chad what should I bet on should I bet on I don't know I don't want to promote the site chat
Let me just okay. I'm gonna see if I can bet on like the app. I use let me see
Guys I'm not betting over I just want to bet on USA winning
Wait, so if you bet on if you bet on USA winning 90 minutes plus stoppage time
I don't want to say this site because I don't want to promote the site.
Bro, where's, is he at the game?
Yeah, this guy's in for a rude awakening.
This guy's in for a rude awakening, buddy.
What's the donate channel?
Australia.
Australia.
This guy's in for a rude fucking awakening.
Okay, okay.
All right, now, Chad, here's the thing, bro, what's it like?
I think you do...
High-five.
How much should I bet?
High-five.
As my financial manager, bro, how much should I bet?
Okay.
I think you've got $5,000 on my line.
USA to win game result, 90 minutes plus stoppage time, bro.
if they draw I'll kill myself if they draw it's not a bad shout kid not a
bad fucking shout all right let me do dude I'm gonna see if I can even do I'm
gonna see if I can even bet 5k on this app I'm not betting on all Syria to win
What's up American? Do you think I am?
But you think you're a curse? You tell me.
I've never bet on what's it called. I've never bet on a football game before.
I've only bet on NFL games. So I don't know if I'm a curse.
My NFL betting spree. I only bet money lines is I'm down like 10,000 probably.
Yeah, probably like 10 cat. But that's in like five years.
So I'm not like a psychotic sick disgusting degenerate, but yeah pretty degenerate.
Uh, yo wait I need a bet in time though.
Yeah.
How the fuck do I bet?
You're saying you're saying odds are probably a little bit better now.
I think that was favorites, but it's probably not.
Bro, I gotta link my bank.
Oh my god, because, okay.
This is definitely the most I bet on a game.
Besides I think one Super Bowl Niners Chiefs. I think I bet more
Dude I have 16 minutes to bet chat I'm locking in USA to win five thousand dollars
I think it pays like thirty eight hundred or something
Chat if USA wins and I secure 4k a thousand gifted stuff to the chat locked if USA wins, bro
What do you think the score is going to be though?
Score is going to be 2-1.
Absolutely.
I think USD is going to slaughter them.
I actually think it's going to be close.
I'm going to say like 3-0.
Bro, but I don't know though, Pulisic just hurt and Pulisic was like one of the main
reasons why we scored so much in the first half of the last game.
I don't know.
Pulisic just hurt though, bro.
I don't know.
But I feel like my odds aren't even good because like if Australia loses, I lose, I win.
If Australia wins, I lose money.
If we draw, I lose money, but that's kind of shit odds.
I don't even 2X.
Polisic did nothing.
He literally created the first goal by splitting two defenders.
Like, are you fucking stupid?
What do you mean Polisic did nothing?
Bro, are you fucking dumb?
Watch the highlights.
He split two defenders and created the first goal.
What are you saying?
Bro, Pulisic is our best player, bro.
Like that does hurt the bad a little bit.
Bro, Pulisic is not mid chat.
Pulisic is one of those players that literally like buffs
when he plays international.
Like when Pulisic plays for USA,
he plays better than when he plays overseas.
me and politics really gonna miss the match huh who the fuck is this who is
this who is this okay yeah what do you mean politics is mid when you compare
him to what Odie say yeah if you compare him to Michael Odie say sure bro
for an American player politics is one of the best ever
bro it's not letting me like bat bro what the fuck yo what like hi guys what
other site could I use this isn't letting me do it
I have 14 minutes to bat bro I'm gonna see like but it's in Florida I don't know
But I don't want to say the site's name Speed is gonna score
No, no, but I think I think I can only use this one I think I don't know
know. You think you think you think them not letting me bet is like a sign that I'm saving
money. Bro, it says to set up add a way to pay with your bank and I already fucking added
my bank. What? Wait, I have a more degenerate way.
Okay, I just did Apple Pay. Let's see if that works. Nope, payment failed. Bro, it's
because the amount is too big. All right, let me try a let me try a debit card. Hi guys,
You're back!
Let me try a handle car.
Okay.
Okay.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Dad, ten minutes to bed!
Wait, you're gonna bet on USA as well?
Yes, yes.
There you go.
Like it's true American, bro.
Get a little money on sports.
All right, chat, hold it up, hold it up.
I'm bout to bet 5,000 on USA winning.
Lock the fucking.
Chat, if USA wins, 1,000 gifts into the chat.
Locked.
Okay, so you're gonna drink for every goal, but you're not being a true American.
You're missing out on one thing.
You don't have pizza and wings.
What's going on here?
Because, guess what?
My brother just cooked tacos, buddy.
So here, I'm going to have tacos.
I'm going to drink a beer for every goal.
And I've had $5,000 on USA winning.
Because true Americans gamble on sports, man.
Yeah, exactly.
Don't you worry about this.
Bro, it's not letting me fucking bet.
Chat, it's not letting me bet, bro.
I'm not even kidding.
Bro, it's not letting me bet, bro.
Yeah, add a bank.
I already did that, ass wipes.
Brad, feeling it?
Yeah, maybe try lower amount.
I only have 10 minutes, bro.
Jesus.
Let Highbice bet for you.
Okay, that's DJ.
Yeah, no, guys, that's DJ, bro.
Yeah, like bro, I'm gonna be honest chat if you're one of those guys that's like calling your friend like yo
Put in this bet for me, bro. Well, that's when you lost sight of reality. Yo, bro put in this bet for me
I'm logging into my bank. If dude if it doesn't let me log into my bank again, bro
It's just GGs. It's like my bank doesn't want me to lose money
Bro, but now I feel like if I can't bet then USA is gonna auto win, bro
Like I feel like if I can't bet USA is just automatically gonna win because if I were to bet they would
If I was the bet they're gonna lose, but if I don't bet they're gonna win like I don't know what to do, bro
Let me sign into my bank, please. Up the Aussies, yo bro. If you're Australian fan, bro, go to
Barbells, bro. This string, yo bro, this is if you're cheering on USA, buddy. This is where
if you're cheering on USA. But I have nine minutes to bad, hi, guys.
Chat, I already told y'all, bro, if USA wins, a thousand gifted to the chat.
Look, how does that make sense, bro?
Because it's the law of betting, Jack.
Listen, if I don't bet on something, everything goes the opposite direction.
If I do bet on something, everything goes the opposite direction.
But this is a mess.
I can't I can't bet bro. Let me bet bro. It won't let me bet
Probably will not let me try let me try a smaller amount and see if I can do it in increments. God. I'm a loser
Yeah chat no kangaroos, bro, dude, I can't even do a smaller amount. It's like my account's like locked
Hi, guys, I'm gonna try that other app. It's not me
Is that what you did on
Oh my god, my taco is already, but yeah, stop talking kangaroos, bro, come on.
Lock in, dude.
Why are the bald eagles, what's going on?
You guys put the bald eagles in the chat, bro.
You want that? You want that?
USAID is not something, bro.
Oh God, ask app to track your location.
Dude, I don't know if I can use this app in my state.
I'm not even kidding.
I don't know if I can.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know, bro.
Come on, dude.
I'm setting up.
Don't have an account sign up now. Oh god
Bro, but I'm not gonna lie that other app that I say you high-bives
I've been having trouble like I've been trying to deposit money in that for like two years
Bro, I don't know if I can use this in my state though, that's the only thing about it, bro. I just don't know
chat lock in seven minutes was locked in locked in bro
bro oh my god bro
bro i'm setting up an account so i'm gonna be my id and share this is so cooked
i'm going as fast as i can i'm going as fast as i can all in all the chat
i'm going as fast as i can gta 5 when you rob a gas station classic
Six minutes broad enough I'm gonna be able to pet in time
There's no way they're asking my fucking employment status like what the fuck
Wait that one's not allowed I guys
So I'm cook. I'm cook bro.
Well, I'm not seeing the chest is
infested with kangaroos bro.
Bro, wait, I know one more site and I think I already have money in this site.
Got him a loser. I know one more site bro. This is my last hope. Please.
This is my last hope, please, USA versus Australia.
Yep, okay, USA.
USA to win, 63% chance.
Oh my God, I have one site.
This is going to work.
This is going to work.
This is going to work.
Hold it up.
Hold it up
Please work I know one site I'm missing the national anthem. Hi guys, can you put it up in my right side monitor?
Yeah, and mute it too. Oh
My god, I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it
Watch on YouTube TV on my other monitor
Bro, okay, I just placed
$4,900 on Team USA to win, and the payout is $7,581.
Locked, locked. I got my slip.
I got my slip. Oh my god, I got my slip.
I'm dude. I'm gonna be okay. It's blacked out. Okay. Now. Hi guys, what model should we watch it on?
Wait, let me go get my tacos real quick. How about us all right chat the bed has been placed the bed has been placed bro focus man focus
I don't know if audio is allowed, bro, I mean ask the rep, bro, ask, text the rep and see
what he says.
I'll be back.
you
you
you
you
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, I got a case of Landshark, $5,000 on Team
USA winning against Australia, and a taco.
God bless America.
Let's fucking go!
What is the bad news?
No audio for chat.
No audio for chat?
Yeah.
All right, back.
Check out to watch it in your TV anyways, right?
I got $5,000 on Team USA winning and a case of Landsharks, but we can only drink a beer
when Team USA scores.
Also chat.
How about, can you get the stuff on by the way or is there already on?
I can't see on OBS, my bad.
Also
Every time USA scores we drink a beer I bet $5,000 on USA to beat Australia
If they win a thousand gifted subs to the chat locked
USA USA Chris Richards Alex Freeman Malik Tillman
Yeah, so
Instead of put a stitch on the wing it's peppy
boy god damn it this is this is gonna be the greatest stream ever chat hopefully
USA scores seven goals that kind of like boggles I'm not even getting hopefully
USA scores seven goals and I drink seven beers let's go
This is the most American I've ever felt in my life chat.
I have a $5,000 bet on USA winning a World Cup game.
I have a case of beers next to me and a taco in front of me, bro.
Yeah, once I, once I've finished this taco, I'm just going to be screaming for the next
two hours.
Sorry.
I need energy.
Yeah, by the way, W brother, look what my brother made, chat, beef and cheese taco.
Bottle bottle bottle bottle bottle
Now Jack
If USA wins this we automatically secure next stage automatically
Cinema
All right, I'm gonna talk about walking walking Jack
you
I'm back. Wait, why are we already getting shot on? Wait, that was one minute into the
game! What did I miss? What the fuck? Oh no! What was that pass? What the fuck was that
Okay, now chat question should I be allowed to drink one beer right now?
You
Say
I should be allowed to drink one beer just one little pregame
One little pregame beer. I have five thousand dollars on this game. Lots of fucking boys. Let's go
All right
Let's start with that press we need to bring back the press we were doing last game
Now, Chad, a little bit of a fun fact.
Team USA's coach is from Argentina.
He is from, oh my God, that pass!
Sloppy football from all...
Now, Chad, as we know, Australia beat Turkey, okay?
Australia beat Turkey.
Turkey, by a lot of people's thoughts, was supposed to top the group.
Now, Australia could be a good football team.
We're going to have to see.
I want the ball in Sergino Death's feet all game.
Sergino Death and Pozic were like a two-edged sword
last game, bro.
I wanna see the ball in Death's feet.
Yeah, line him, line him, line him.
Oh my god, brilliant ball, ball, ball, ball!
It's Shysa.
Come on.
USA, high-fives, USA, high-fives, USA!
Yo, hi, Brian.
Is that everything, bro?
Are we good?
Yes, yes, yes.
Baby, all right, hi guys, I'll see you, my boy.
See you, bro.
All right, see you, see you, bye.
Come on, USA, I put 5K on, y'all.
If we win, it's going to the champion gifted subs.
Lock in, Tim Riem.
Okay, Tim Riem, probably the oldest player
on the team right now, not gonna lie to you.
Peppy, step to the ball,
you gotta feel into position to speech.
I'm thinking of it in
chat am I behind am I behind yo if you're gonna cheer for Australia go to
boggle stream we're cheering for you as well oh no there's politics there's
What a flick from Bobo!
What a flick!
Wait, handball?
I thought he chasted that, no?
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
I thought he chasted at no
I feel so American right now Chad
I feel so American right now. I'm not even trolling so American. Let's go
I'm eating food. I'm gambling on the game, and I'm drinking beer like I'm just I feel so fucking American right now
line him come to the ball you need to step to the ball peppy play like
bullets it's comfortable peppy stepped to the ball stepped to the ball he's not
he's not stepping I didn't understand
Re-chat hey, jimsy we can't see
jimsy we can't see
Jimsy we can't guys why you think you can't see if I show the game?
I will get banned my next stream is gonna be on fucking rumble if I show the game
Dude the chat is just typing one nil y'all are trying to trick me. I'm not falling for this
Guys, it's not one nil. I'm literally a second behind y'all
I'm actually way behind, I'm actually way behind, I'm not even trolling, I'm way behind.
I'm way behind.
Guys, we already asked our Twitch representative, they said we're not allowed to have audio.
We're not allowed to have audio.
China bet 5,000 on this. Lock in, bro.
I- we need to bring the- yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes!
Oh my god, that center back's pace is 45. That center back's pace is 45. I'm not even joking.
Brilliant flick from West. Brilliant flick.
We're not? Okay, I'm gonna be honest. Australia looks a lot better than Paraguay. Jack, can
I just say something? Australia looks... Oh, bad of all!
Oh, yeah, I'm not even gonna lie.
Australia looks better than...
...Batterway.
Boo!
Boo!
Boo!
Fucking hell, Raph!
I have a word with him!
Raph, pull out the yellow!
Raph, if you don't pull out this fucking yellow,
this game is fucking rigged.
Raph, he's not even near the ball.
Pull out that fucking yellow rep right now.
No card.
No card.
Where's this rep from?
Where's he from?
Give me age, name, biographical, geologies.
He's gotta be from Australia.
He's gotta be from Australia.
What type of rep is that?
Is that not a yellow or what?
No yellow?
You assay! You assay! You assay! You assay!
West McKinney Vamo. West loves that flick. West! West! West! West! West! West! West!
Chop it! Inside top of the box!
Did I hear Torre as in Ya Ya Torre?
What?
What?
I said you know this!
No!
Oh my god!
Bro that was almost a goal chat.
That was almost a goal.
Oh my god.
Guys that was almost a goal.
Rock in!
That was almost a goal.
Tim Rene, head up, yes. Come to the ball West. Come to the ball. Create. Come to the ball West.
This is where we hold them. Keep them in this half for the rest of the game. This is where we
hold them this is their home from now on. Why West, why West, Sergio West?
Brilliant flick, brilliant flick. The possession is in favor of the US. Come
on West and McKinney. Brilliant ball, Sergio West, Sergio West.
fucking hell. Alright Australia is better than Paraguay. I'm just gonna say it. Oh
my god.
Yeah Australia is better than Paraguay. I'm just gonna say it.
You're six or seven minutes behind? No I'm not. I thought I'm good. Yeah I thought
I'm good. Bro stop saying gold. Y'all are trying to trill me.
Brilliant ball! Brilliant ball! Oh my god, he's pasty! He's past-
Bado!
AHHHHH! AHHHHH! FABABOYA! I CAN HIDE YOU! FABABOYA! I CAN HIDE YOU! FABABOYA!
Tell him to bring me my money! Tell him to bring me my money! Tell him to bring me my money!
We are winning! I'm taking my shirt off in this bitch!
We are winning the World Cup, bro, dead ass.
Tell him to bring me my goddamn money.
USA, USA, USA, USA.
Yeah, brilliant ball, brilliant ball.
And this is why we always line.
We always line in brilliant pace from Bottle.
Brilliant pace from Bottle into the box, peppy.
own gold shy side
own gold
get being chagor so wait
chat wait that's one goal so that means one more beer
wait a minute
what if usa wins seven nil
seven beers for jitty
i might turn into ditty i'm sorry
whoa whoa no i'm sorry take that back rewind that
rewind that
Lock in though for real one new USA. Come on, baby. I bet 5,000 on y'all Tim marine brilliant bowl
So wait check let me get this straight not only is
USA gonna win against Australia. We're gonna top the group
We're gonna top the fucking group y'all
Carma, Carma, Carma, Carma, Carma, chat listen bro off to a good start my shirt is off this
is how you know I've been drinking to anybody in my family that knows me as soon as I take
my shirt off it's how you know I've been drinking I need more gold USA
milkers, pepperoni tits. Yo, how do I skip these little shits out of the chat? Watch the game.
So if USA wins, they win the group.
I've got to keep, I've got to keep, oh, we got to watch part of the turkey game as well. I almost
for God.
Oh my God.
Of course I would have a lot.
I'm sweating.
I'm sweating.
God damn it.
I love this country.
Come on.
Sergino deaths.
Barlo.
Grisampunicis.
Timothy rare.
Whipp it in.
Fucking whip it in.
Timber.
Timber.
Timber.
Timber.
Timber.
Timber.
Timber.
Timber.
Timber.
Timber.
Timber.
Whipp it in. Fucking whip it in. Tim Reem Hatter. Jack, Tim Reem Hatter. Dare I say?
Dare I say Tim Reem Hatter. I'm going to predict it. I'm going to prefire a Tim Reem Hatter.
Dare I say Tim Reem Hatter. Mark my fucking words. Dare I say? High-fives, remove the
the thing in the center of the screen. Yo, that's me dumbass.
Come on, rip it in Tim Riematter. Oh my god, he actually
that was West. That was West handball. Ref I beg to differ.
Raph I beg to differ I am not
Raph I beg to differ show me the replay this wraps already pisses me the fuck off show the replay
Where's the handball excuse you wait no excuse me where the fuck's the handball I'm not even
Oh nevermind that was a handball
Nevermind that was a blatant handball chat you guys saying it was listen rule one of being a sports fan
Always blame the refs for your downfall no matter what
Rule one of being a sportsman. It doesn't matter. It's how you lose blame the refs. You have to blame the rest
That's rule fucking one
All right, even if I'm wrong chat just agree with me like let's be deblucional together
Even if I'm totally wrong you always blame the rest bro. No matter what
Raph! Raph! Raph! Have a fucking word with him! Have a word with him! Have a fucking
word with him, Raph! Fucking hell, Raph, that's right in the knee! Great flop, by the way.
great flop by the way great flop by the way dare I say great fucking flop by
the way bros already drunk yo Jack I take pride in being a lightweight I don't
fucking care but I take pride in being a lightweight West West McKinney
I swear to God if you don't pull out a card wrap I'm gonna pull a card out and
Thank you. Yeah, that's the first yellow Australia's playing dirty. I'm just gonna say it. I'm gonna
write to the face
Ref it ref. I keep up keep an eye on number five
Ref keep an eye on number five. I'm not even gonna hold you
All these are playing dirty today lock in
Raph, keep a fucking eye on number five. That's all I'm going to say. Keep a fucking eye on it,
Raph. That's all I'm going to say. I like one goal, but can we get two? Because I'm not drunk
I like one goal, but can we get to cuz I'm not drunk enough
Whip it in whip this in fucking whip this in set piece
All right, West McKinney. Do you think you'll see our seven? What the fuck was that bro?
West McKinney
Who the fuck is that?
Robert Kenny Jr.
Wait, that's the guy that-
Dogs like this.
That's the guy that dogs like this.
Great, great ball!
Great!
Great!
Horrible cross.
Terrible cross.
That's like in FIFA when you hold X too long.
Horrible cross.
Bro, that was such a good chance and we tarnished it.
Tarnished it. That was such a good chance that we tarnished it y'all. No chat, I know who RFK is because I see TikTok clips. I'm gonna dog it like this.
I don't know what he does though.
WHAAAF!
Did he just kick the ball into our player?
West punch him in the face West punch him in the fucking face oh I want to see
a fight I want to see a fight punch him in the fucking face West oh I want to
see a fight oh I'm getting fired up I want to see a fight
See chat the thing is bro
See chat here's the thing now. This is bad because now I just want to do this on all the World Cup games
Now I just want to drink and battle in all the World Cup games. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
Chow, what if I do this every time I win a bet I keep rolling it into a bigger bet
Now, but then I'd eventually just zero out. Yeah, I'd eventually to zero out because like chat if I take the
Because I'll have 8k in my account from this if USA went
When USA wins, what if I just rolled into another bet?
But now then I'm gonna zero out then I'm gonna zero out and then I have two vices going at once
brilliant ball
Wait, Australia's 27 global not bad kid not fucking bad kid
I'll see you on your 27th global in USA 17, Wes McKinney.
Play him.
Wes.
He saw him.
Reem.
Horrible ball.
Dest.
Oh, that was such a good one.
That's that's that's that's that's that's
Why is oh my god, that was sketchy that guy's fastest fuck
chatty i think i can play in the amulet yes or no
y'all think i can play in the amulet yes or no the others
no lol lol no hell no fuck no no fuck no you're too fat man okay fuck no no too
fat. Your chat, do I have to like play my highlights or what? Chat, do I have to play my highlights?
One nail, one nail, one nail, one nail, one nail, one nail.
Come to the ball, man. See, yeah, we're considerably worse without polo sets. You
You need to see it like that left wing that right back would be getting her
You have to control that bottle you have to control that bottle baby baby baby no
Wait wait bottle bottle
I want to just keep this press going, can I keep this press going?
shot into a chop, not bad. No pressure up top. Keepers going to come out. 21st minute.
I'll see you. He's had no real chances. I'll see you. He's had no real chances. 21 minutes
in. I've only had one beer. Have I put the beer counter on the screen? Thank you. Have
I put the beer counter on screen? Have I put the beer counter on screen? Beer counter number
number two now.
You answer! You answer! You answer! You answer!
Back in this American boy, American, make me a place I'd like to go someday.
Okay, we almost got scored on. We almost got scored on when I was singing.
We almost got scored on day drinking is crazy. Yo, I'm not day drinking buddy. Oh
It's 3 p.m. Okay, he's right. Okay, he's right. Okay, he's right
Okay, he's right
Dude, Chad, I'm not going to lie, my pips reek right now.
Raph, he's inside his ass.
Yo, wait, that guy's 6'4?
That guy's 6'4 on Australia?
Bro that guy's 6'4"?
Oh no.
Highbives get the alien off my screen.
Mods, Burnley, Ben, Nairo.
Bro, we have to make sure 19 does not get his head on the ball.
Bro, he's gigantic.
Raph!
Jinksy Papa Titty for the boys.
Yo is the stream lagging?
Oh no ad break.
Papa Titty for the boys.
one no one no USA bro like dude bro I try to tell all these motherfuckers man one
no for USA bro hey we're topping the group I'm not even kidding we're topping
the group dad asked bro hey mods can we get the fat chud off the screen yeah
Why is David Beckham playing Fortnite?
Hey, Jinxie, pop a titty again.
Oh, chat, we got our AI stream summary.
Jinxie is deep into the USA versus Australia.
Shirt off, beer's flowing.
USC leads 1-0.
The $4,900 bet is alive and the chat is getting threatened with rumble if they keep asking to see the game.
Honestly, AI overview, that was a perfect review.
review it again. Australia scores on themselves. Dinksy nice yams. What the fuck is that supposed
to mean bro nice yams
holland holland
Yo, why did this guy just type W yams, bro?
Are you referring to my tits, bro?
What do you mean W yams?
Yo, bro, I'll clock you in the face, bro.
The fuck do you mean W yams?
You're a twink.
What does twink mean?
What does twink?
twink. Bro, what does twink mean? How sour are yo pits, Daddy? Jinx, are you going to
a World Cup game? Yes, bro. IRL streaming World Cup quarterfinals, man. IRL streaming
World Cup quarterfinals is going to be me, Ron, Marlon, Lacey.
It's going to be cinema.
And I don't know, bro, am I crazy to say USA might be playing?
Buddy, I'm at down by.
I wish the USA crowd did the FSU war chant.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Australia will be so shook.
Australia will be so shook, bro.
Come on somebody win the fucking ball there it is good chop
Bro chat Thursday they play turkey we got to watch Friday that it is well
Oh my god, oh my god
Guys, what are these crosses?
Bro, like I don't know
What are these crosses these crosses are like going into Northwest Narnia?
What are these crosses?
But what are these crosses man body of a yamba
All right, 28 minutes into the match, USA's up 1-0.
They're winning in possession,
they're winning in chances created,
they're winning in shots on target.
Nothing about Australia really scares me.
They're playing a little bit dirty,
they do have a six foot four center back
who comes up on corners, which that guy is terrifying.
That guy's their captain,
that guy's just a classic center back,
he's fucking gigantic.
I could see him scoring a header, that guy's terrifying.
other than that, I think we're good.
Jinxie, do you braid those armpits?
Bro, you've been watching the game?
Wes, Wes Pagetti.
Great ball.
Seticino deaths.
We have good possession, but we have no chances right now.
We're kind of just playing with our cock in our hand.
We're kind of just playing with our cock in our hand.
I'm not even going to hold you.
USA, USA, USA.
Love this crowd, man.
Love this crowd.
That's what it's about, baby.
That's what we're waiting for.
That's what we're talking about.
Shout out and what's critical.
That's what we're talking about, baby.
Chat him a little bit drunk, I'm not gonna lie.
W Mommy Milkers, yo, mods, ban these little shit stains.
Bro has drunk off two beers.
Yeah, and I'm proud to say it, bitch.
Corner kick for USA Lock-In.
Corner kick for USA, Locky and Locky.
Corner kick for USA, Vamo.
Oh my God, he missed it. He missed it.
Damn, this guy's got a fresh fade.
fresh fade. Hey, Jinxie, you're not looking muscular today. I can legitimately say I've
never even read that in my life. I've never read that message. You're not looking muscular
today.
Jiggle physics. Yo, are there any moderators in the chat? I'm trying to just get buzzed
and watch USA. Holy jiggle physics, bro. What the fuck are you saying, bro? Brilliant, brilliant,
brilliant, brilliant. Wraps, fucking hellwraps. That's another yellow card for Australia and
That's a free kick for USA.
Yo chat, I'm gonna say it.
I'm gonna say it.
USA is out playing them.
USA is out playing the fuck out of them.
Another yellow card for Australia.
Hey, Jinxy, can I suck the hair off your tits?
Mods, report that guy to the FBI.
Don't even ban him, just take all of his information and report him to the FDI.
Australia just sucks.
Let me get this straight, bro.
Let me get this straight.
So let me get this straight, man.
So when Portugal draws Congo, nobody talks about how Congo is shit.
But when USA is beating Australia, now Australia's shit, I mean, are we dead ass?
Wait, Scotland versus Morocco, Brazil versus Haiti?
Hey, Jinxie, looking extra submissive today.
Yo, I'm like legitimately curious if there's a single moderator in the stream right now.
I'm being dead ass guys.
Is there a single mod in here?
Buddy y'all right y'all man?
Come on one nail USA baby.
One nail, one nail.
Wait, win that, win that, win that!
Nice, Wex!
Win that!
Stay on it!
Win that, Sergino!
RAP!
That has to be a card.
Bro, why is Australia playing so dirty?
Oh my God!
Win that, stay on it, win that, Sergino, RAP!
That has to be a card.
Bro, why is Australia playing so dirty?
Oh my God.
Bro, are these guys gonna leave
with fucking seven yellow cards?
He's not even near the ball.
Like RAP, what the fuck RAP?
I'm going to be honest, bro, Australia is considerably better than Paraguay, but I don't
care because USA is still playing good.
Dest, Dest, Dest, Vamo.
Vamo, Dest, Vamo, Dest, Vamo.
Oh my God, he's done him.
He's done him.
He's done him.
He's done him.
He's done him.
So, do you know death is actually disgusting?
So, do you know death is actually disgusting?
Bado!
Bro, we need to make a play, bro.
We need to make some type of a play. Wait, wait, wait, Bottle!
Bro, Bottle's good. This guy's a good player. Bottle's a good player, dude.
Wes! Wes!
Wes!
Somebody come to the fucking ball!
Fuck!
Ah!
Bro, I don't know.
this feels like I don't know I don't know I don't know bro I just I just wish we
had pull a stitch surely pull us it's back next next game for turkey bro I
wish we had fucking pull a stitch though that ass
Bro, we need to get some offense going, my god!
Oh!
Oh!
Bado!
Bado!
Sentido!
Bado Pepe!
Bado Pepe!
Bado Pepe!
Bado Pepe!
Bado Pepe!
Bado Pepe!
Bado Pepe!
Bado Pepe!
I don't know man, I don't know.
I don't know, man.
Bro, Australia's kind of just playing like really defensive,
which they're trailing, so.
Ah!
He might be injured.
That might be a concussion.
I'm not even kidding.
That might be a concussion.
Oh god
Jinxie can you put pepper on my balls and slap them thanks mods remove him with force
Mods move him with force
Dude chat, I don't know. I feel good because like Australia's like
Australia has no possession they're rarely ever in our half
They're sort of parking the bus, but they're trailing so they can't park the bus. They have to get aggressive
Who is that?
Who is that?
Bro he's...
Bro I thought somebody had a concussion there.
Oh that was Puddle Benchero!
That's who it was yet?
I knew I recognized his face.
Bro, somebody definitely got at least,
that's at least a mild concussion.
Brutia, it's not LARP.
I went to a Magic Cabs playoff game last year
and I saw a Palo Play.
I knew I saw his face.
I don't recognize his face.
Bro, 1-0, 1-0, 1-0, it's looking good, it's looking good.
Chad, who is that on the left?
Who's that?
Zach Levine.
Oh.
Put a shirt on weirdo, you know what you're right as soon as I took my shirt off USA couldn't score
as soon as I took my shirt off USA couldn't score wait Australia had 29% possession versus Turkey
in game 1 and 1? Wait, Australia had 29% possession versus Turkey in 1-2-0. What the fuck?
Finally, thank god he put those tips away!
BORRA! BORRA!
Two counterattackles, that's why.
Well, as long as USA keeps possession, this game should be pretty easy.
I don't think Australia has the offensive firepower to score.
If they're going to play this defensive.
Death to McKinney.
bro it's a lot of just like it's a lot of just like wait west west west west west
bro they're playing so defensive oh my God that's that's all
check that was an elastico that was an elastico mag
Check, that was an Elastico mag, oh my god.
Baby, don't think if I get to, yo, Death should have flopped here when he went to the box.
Death should have flopped right here.
The announcer just said the same thing that I just said.
Yeah, Death should have flopped.
I'm flopping every day of the week.
Top of the box! Have a look!
Wait, the keeper!
AHHHHH! AHHHHH!
OH MY GOD!
YES!
Wait, off-sites?
Off-sites say you swear to God.
I guarantee you this ramp is Australian. I just can't prove it. I'm like dopes
Bro the keeper fucked up here because look on the deflection the keeper was off balance
VAR VAR that's on that is on site
VAR
VAR right now bitch. That was on signs
I'll burn my set up to the floor!
That was on, motherfucker!
That's on.
That is on sides by a country mile.
Cause look, right now!
This is on sides. I guarantee you this is on. I guarantee it. I guarantee you this is
on sides.
On.
20 years of football bitch I told you motherfuckers 20 years of football I told you he's on
sides motherfucker! To Nail! Bye bye Australia! Bye bye! Bye bye Australia! Bye bye! Bye bye! Bye bye
Australia! Come on, dude!
USA! USA!
USA!
Dare I say, United States makes quarter-finals.
Dare I say, USA makes quarter-finals.
USA! USA!
You went safe! You went safe! You went safe!
Fucking hell, the keeper sold.
Jack, because what fucked the keeper there?
Was he fully committed and dove?
So he was out of position on the deflection.
The deflection was unfortunate,
but what fucked him was he fully committed and dove?
So he had to get back to his feet
and he couldn't get high up.
If the keeper stayed on his feet,
he wouldn't be able to punch that.
But because he did not stay on his feet, he was too low and he was too late, too late.
It's slightly unlucky on the keeper, but yeah, I'm not going to lie.
Prime Norris saving that in the hell.
Prime Norris saving that.
Dona Roma saving that.
Dona Roma, Buffon is saving that, bro.
He needs to be a little bit better.
I'm not going to lie.
2-0.
This is what the fuck I'm talking about, bro.
2-0.
This is the shit I'm talking about.
All these motherfuckers said Americans can't play football. Well now we can. Now we can play a little bit of footy.
All these motherfuckers said Americans can't play football. Now we can. What's up?
Buffon is saving that. Donoruma is saving that. Prime Neuer is saving that.
Australia's keeper, you gotta be back on your feet quicker. Unlucky with the
deflection, but you gotta be back on your feet quicker, bro.
I'm watching on YouTube TV with zero delay, but there are a couple of people in the chat
that are watching from the stadium right now.
Because on both of the goals USA scored,
there was 10 to 15 people spamming gold in the chat,
and then 10 seconds later they scored.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
There was like five or 10 people that are in the stadium
by going in the stream and splitting the goals.
I'm not even kidding.
No, it's not my TV, because bro, they're early, early.
Like chat, I mean like they're like 15 seconds early. I'm not kidding. They're in the stadium. Trust me. Trust me. Trust me.
No, no, no, Timberlain clearance. Clearance. Clearance.
Dude, yo, here's my question though. Why have none of the US crowds so far in two games not broken out the FSU Seminole Warchant?
Bro, if they break out the FSU-70 war chant, it's over.
Like, we're beating anyone.
Bro, what do you think, like, what do you think Mbappe is going to do when he hears,
Oh
What do you think about me it's gonna do it's gonna shit himself he's gonna shit himself
Bro chat don't troll me don't troll me
Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me.
Guys, this shit means something to me, man.
Like, this shit really means something to me.
Ever since I was a little kid, since I was this tall, and I was watching U.S. in every
World Cup, we would struggle against teams like Paraway, we would struggle against teams
like Australia.
This is the first time in my entire human life that I've ever seen the U.S. Men's National
team, actually shitting on people. This shit means something to me, man. This shit means
something to me. This shit means something to me, man. This shit means something to me.
Pull the whistle soon.
Two minutes of stopping, stride left, blokes.
Watch out, two goals.
Two goals, two beers.
Two goals, two beers, and our $5,000 bet on the United States is looking like it's going
to cash, which means we're gifting 1,000 subs to the chat at the end of the game.
Wait, Bottle got her.
Jack with the 10 gifts, he did a subs.
on Jack Viremajorezm.
Bolo is a bottler? Yes, he is. Yes, he is.
Bro, it goes to show you how good Arsenal is, though.
The fact that Bolo is a bench player on Arsenal is insane.
line him line him dude oh my god wait this could be another goal this could be
another goal I'm not even kidding wait Freeman Freeman
what a save what a save guys what a shot from death what a save from the
Australian keeper
He doesn't play for Arsenal anymore, I thought he did.
Chad, who does Baldo play for now?
Monaco?
How long?
Like a year?
Boys, boys, boys, half time summary, half time summary, two goals down for USA, two beers
down for USA. $5,000 bet for USA, cashing, 1000 gift itself is going to the chat after
this game transpires. USA winning the group stage, check. USA making top eight, potentially.
Potentially. I'm not even going to lie. Chat, we have to check in boggles, bro.
Boggles is Cope, Cope, Cope, Sahore, Cope, Cope, Cope, Cope, Cope, Sahore, bro, GGs,
bro.
Chat.
Now, y'all already seen me, bro.
Let's check on an Australian fans reaction.
Let's check on an Australian fans reaction, bro.
Why don't we?
Oh my God, they're leaving.
They're leaving.
I
Why are we losing they're leaving
Bro, I don't give a fuck if we won last game. I'm watching this one
All right, the whole yard do you have the angle type the angle see what happens here?
Yeah, yeah, I'm the phone angle see what happens to your cat
They're exiting Australia fans are exiting bro
I don't think I have a single Aussie in the chat.
I don't have a single Aussie in the chat.
Hey GGs bro.
Hey, hey, hey GGs man.
Yo, boggles bro.
Bro, all the chat Twitter.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Boggles A bro.
GGs bro.
I want to see the sufferers do well you want to see the sufferers do well we don't want to see the sufferers do well
do um at the end of the day bro chat I mean this could physically not go any better than how it's going
like bro can I just be honest guys let's address the 900 pound elephant in the room this physically cannot be going any better
I was saying drunk off two beers. Yeah, proud to say it proud to say it. So
Dare I say
Half-time beer dare I dare I say yo, so let's break down team USA
Put a stitch Balder guest ball ball ball
West McKinney baller Tim way up baller
Tim Reen, Ankh but Balder. Like bro, it's just raps y'all. It's raps. It's fucking raps bro.
Now dare I say a little bit of a half-time beer? Dare I say. Now chat, could I play in MLS bro?
I'll be curious. Check Jason's Twitter. Bro, this guy's a larper bro. I'm not gonna do this larp
Like you know act like you care about football bullshit like bro. Jason is a fucking larper
Jason is a larper Jason was not watch you world cup when he was a kid, bro
You know what I'm gonna prove this guy's larping right now, I'm gonna prove this guy's larping right now
I've seen enough give us Portugal give us Spain give us France give us Argentina give us England
Bro thinks England's going to make it far.
I'm going to prove this guy's a larpher right now.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm going to prove this guy's a larpher right now.
I'm going to ask him a simple question to name three starters on the U.S.
Mets national team.
Let me call him.
Let me call him.
Three starters.
He's going to say politics and that's it.
What?
Yo, Jason, senior tweet, bro, you watching the USA Game?
Yeah, no, we're making some finals online in the trauma.
You say we?
Yo, buddy, buddy, buddy, Jason, I'm going to be honest, you're turning into LARP, LARP,
LARP, Sahore, bro.
Turning into love love love support bro. You don't watch football. You don't watch football Jason
You watch you watch clips and then you claim to be a football fan. I go to the actual games, but all right
Yeah, you go to the games to stream bro. Jason. You don't you don't care about football. Yo, jason
Okay, it's not called football. It's called soccer soccer. We're making it to the fucking finals. Goodbye
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He knew I was about, dude, I was,
he knew I was about to expose him for LARP.
He knew I was about to expose, bro,
he cannot name three starters
on the US man's national team, wallah, he cannot.
Bro, chat, like yo, I'm not like,
Jason, bro, Jason does not care about football at all,
at all, bro.
Oh my God, Clint Dempsey's,
Clint Dempsey's got the mic.
Chad, I wish I could put the audio on.
Bro, hi guys, are you sure I can't put audio on?
Wait, hi guys, half time report, half time report.
Hi guys, call me, call me.
Clint, I wanna hear Clint Dempsey, baby.
Hey, hey!
Too new, you have to, hey, baby!
Fuck, they gave the rooms.
wait wait wait the chat is saying sinna has audio on
rep said no
yeah but bro i mean he's od bro yo everybody has audio on bro
bro if we can get audio this will be so much better oh my god
No, I got I only have one. I'm good
All right, let's do audio hi guys, I got one of my strikes taken away. I went to copyright school
All right, we're putting on audio. Hey, Sena has audio. I saw Marvin streaming with audio twitch. Don't don't target me motherfuckers
chat we have audio on everybody type it finally all right I'm putting it on
hi guys we're having a watch for you
What's up?
I don't give a f**king computer, okay?
Unlimited hall mentionnet defeats every one of us
and the connection matters and has to be 18 inches.
Highlights! Highlights! What is your birthdate of analysis?
I want to help us back, America.
Jump on the bandwagon!
Get the f**k out!
Up on the bandwagon!
Do I look like a bandwagon fan?
Do you fancy soap and bedding?
Why are you talking like that?
Come on, jump in! We can drive on the left side of the road!
Bro, did you just say they were kicking the ball?
Well, that was the type of fucking...
What the fuck?
The audio's super loud!
There's heavy
Yo chat now we have audio this is so much better. Oh my god reports for duty
During GMC truck month get 4.9% APR
Sorry, I'm but 26 GMC
Let me just say this bro
People said Americans can't play football
football. How about now? How about now, motherfuckers? How about now, bitch? We played 15 other
sports and we're still about to make toppy! Oh my son, we're about to make toppy!
Should I uh, uh, should I watch party more games that work check? Should I watch party more non USA games?
Yeah, who plays today Scotland and Morocco, that's a good game
I know a lot of my viewers are from Scotland
It's like the third or fourth most viewers is from Scotland check I want Scotland Morocco check from Scotland type one
opens your mind, which makes you more brighter.
I wanna be a masterpiece of knowing
that you're not there for God's sake.
Chad, we're gonna pull it after,
see what y'all wanna do.
Bro, high five, I mean, I could run up a bag, bro.
A football, definitely not.
Chad, but betting on Morocco is dangerous, I don't know.
I kinda wanna bet on Hakini,
but Scotland's kind of like, I could see Scotland winning,
but I don't know.
Brazil plays today.
You lost a bet?
We're in the eighth case.
So we can hit the A-K, and then we'll put the A-K on.
We're cooking with love.
The next game, we're running.
So, advice, you want me to take my winnings from the USA bat
and then put them into another bat.
And honestly, that's not a bad shout, kid.
It's not a bad shout, kid.
Honestly, kid, love you to death, kid.
You're a good kid.
Bro, that's not a bad fucking shout, kid.
Not bad at all.
Wait a minute, dude.
Hakimi is not playing yo, okay. I'm not betting on Morocco boss
Can you not play?
Hakimi not playing
Just we watch party all the world cup games for I can do this for ten hours
I'm not a good kitty check and do this for ten hours. I'm being dead ass
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Astra Fakimi is in a court case right now?
For what?
What did he do? High-vives, put it up.
What did Hakimi do?
Maybe it's because you only need a ball.
Astra Fakimi to stand trial in...
Maybe it's because it gives us a reason to believe.
Look at me.
Hakimi did it, right?
Who asked ourselves?
I can't even say it. I can't say it well. Wait, so chat, is it like confirm or is it
accusation. Because for 19 minutes we are in trouble. In 2023 he faced preliminary charges of
such as accusation. Wait, so Hakimi is not playing World Cup?
up. Chakimi stopped playing World Cup. But I thought I'd keep me plays. Chakimi played,
no. Bro, I thought I'd keep me played, no? Did he play?
Do it. Uh, like 20 minutes. 15, 20 minutes. Bro, Chak, I did not even know that Chakimi
I don't even know that Hakimi's in a trial right now, though.
Hakimi played in...
Hakimi played in the first game, I don't know what to say.
Hakimi played.
You can see your nose looks big, like a gnome.
mute the ads? yeah I probably should have done that
yeah
Chad I muted the ads, I muted the ads guys we're gonna do audio though, lock in
let's go
it's almost here, almost here
all the fans have left for Bungle Sister, it's literally just him
wow
Wow, wow, wow, wait, let's check boggles wait have I all of the Australian fans abandoned
boggles all of the Australian fans abandoned boggles
Yeah
Jinxie you're looking mighty veiny. What the fuck does that mean, bro?
Bravice we can get audio. This is like 30 times better, bro. Oh my god, so much better, bro
Watch it in Spanish better comps the telomundo
Yeah, the the the casters in Spanish is like so much more passionate, bro
They're actually fucking goaded
Jinxie how long is halftime in soccer? I told you, uh, 50 minute
It should be the older come back to come back
Hi guys dude 45 more minutes and I just won five grand
He's a bloody American in that dude. What a thing if I get to chat. We have audio now boys
Y'all is the much better right?
Much better with that and it's at a certain point 15 minutes into this high
guys make sure you add beer counter the changes can free up some players high
guys make sure you add a beer counter baby it's arena or others you just got to
be smart about this yes there's some young players out there but they're
experienced players out there that even if it stays to not this is beer counter
or three.
You get the nail on the head, Lex.
You got to be very smart.
You got to put in a professional performance.
You talk about 2-0 being a scary score line.
You have to let them back.
Land shark isn't a beard, you pussy.
Bro, this is like...
What is this? 4%?
But this is like 4.6%.
What do you mean this isn't beard?
professional and keep doing what you're doing. It's been really impressive and fun to watch.
Play, talk about suffocating them. The regains and the numbers.
Hear the crowd? Buddy, you're an old boy. Tell me to hear the crowd.
With the win, the U.S. advances to the round of 32.
Let's get in the hang of it. Back upstairs, John Strong.
Chat with the win, U.S.A. advances!
But we're not even trying to win. We're trying to top the group to get an easier first match.
We will rock you!
Buddy, I'm in Nova!
Bro, we're not trying to win, bro.
We're trying to win the group.
Carter Metcalfe, who scored a wonderful long-distance goal the other night.
And the other goal scorer in that game, Nestor Aaron Kunda, is the third, who comes on the field for a second half.
at least lock in second half.
Lock in, baby!
I got five grand on this.
I got five grand on this, bro.
Here we go!
Second half started!
Why do we throw away the kickoff like that?
Why? I hate when teams do that.
Why are we throwing away the possession?
Why is the U.S. on the opening kickoff of the half
kicking the ball out of bounds?
The reason you do this from a U.S. perspective,
if they do it again, yeah.
You're dumping it down into the opponent's half.
Out of bounds, not ideal if that.
Oh, wow, that's about perfect.
Right down into the corner.
They're going to take you by the corner.
Okay, yeah, that was literally perfect, actually.
That was literally perfect.
Okay, that was literally perfect.
the wide look here to put a team instantly under pressure.
And something Carly was just talking about the regains.
The US liked the game.
Dude, look at Polisic.
Look at Polisic.
Off the defensive half.
You want to squeeze them?
Tim Riem over extended.
Tim Riem over extended.
Plays back to the keeper.
And that's my team to do that.
That's how this US team wants to play.
They want to be aggressive.
No, Jeff, we have audio.
The audio's good.
The audio's good.
So how does this look different as you're in the next two years?
Guys, we're good, we're good, everybody's shooting at us.
So it's going to be interesting, the in and out of possession looks like more of a 5-2-3 with Italiano pressing up high.
The other thing is they are pressing up, so I think Australia are now trying to work on some regains.
Australia have to press now, they're trailing Q-Nil, they have to press.
They can play through that initial press.
That's why we flopped a huge hit on your feet.
Australia have to press.
The New York City FC and MLS battling with Antony Robinson
Gold kick is the decision and the US were furious because they thought they should have had a free kick at midfield
At the beginning of that sequence anyway, but they've released a defensive player
From their defensive structure to go is everybody jumped out of a window would you know?
It's not bad people are streaming it. Nothing's happening
bro
Marlon streamed the entire Sweden game with audio. I saw like eight clips, bro like get off my dick
Uh, uh, Martin seemed a whole fuckin' Sweden game with audio.
Get off my dick, bro, please.
It's not jumping out of a window.
It's not jumping out of a window, bro.
Martin literally watched the whole Sweden game with audio.
I saw like nine glitched.
So, if Twitch only targets me, then fuck it, I'll stream on YouTube!
You're not Marlin, you're the Teemu Marlin.
Guys, I'm not even like- I'm talking about the rules, brother.
If everyone else doesn't chat, I'm gonna do it.
The worst case scenario would be if Turkey drew Paraguay because then they would both
just be out of the group immediately.
If Turkey draws Paraguay, they're going to kill the opposing Tino.
Well technically they could overtake him.
Australia, but then Perri gave me the D.
Australia.
No, they need to be.
Turkey needs to be paired with us.
We're attacking them at the right time and the right space.
We do need to stay mentally strong in the second.
I had to ask Kazus about that goal from Alex Freeman.
Obviously, they had to wait for it.
He said, we knew it was outside.
We were watching it, but of course, a huge relief.
Two new USA.
Watching that celebration from the US team,
one of the best I've ever seen.
And Jenny was interesting, is Deist is gonna get first to that loose ball, and it's that indeed a foul that he couldn't hear the whistle at first.
We heard one of the Australian coaches giving interview to Australian tell us that.
Yeah, do you guys like audio or no audio better? I feel like audio is better on goals, bro.
Do you guys like audio or no audio better?
What do you guys like?
Run a pole, run a pole, run a pole, run a pole, run a pole.
I mean we're keeping possession, playing slow, this is totally fine, no reason to force anything.
Senior desk, great combination, you and Weston McKinney had in that first half.
Somebody comes in at the ball, line desk, line desk!
Well there were some questions about who was going to come in for Christian Policic.
What would Marisa Pochettino do?
Did you bring Tim Way and put him on the right and flip desk?
What? Like do you think it's playing so good? It's actually the same.
I've never seen the men's national team of legends.
I've never seen this.
Ooh, good crane, good dummy.
Stay on that, stay on that, stay on that!
Stay on that!
Chat, go to the ball.
Come to the ball!
set up tactically is that they have structure but at the same time
and featuring the best qualities of all of these blinds
desk you've got to move on desk desk desk desk
desk I love when you have the ball every time
that was a shit pass that was a shit pass
we can scan the QR code coming up on your screen
Ultra superior player of the match
Very similar to what we saw Friday night in that first half every single guy in the field is making plays
Even if they're subtle and don't line him statistical
She is Robinson pressured off of dare here in Kunda gets the touch. I would have deflated
We look small and deflated
Anthony Robinson defending a nine cuts it inside
Crosses the side.
Rotter Adams is there to head away.
Peppy with some pressure.
Australia wanted a free kick.
Who's stacked?
Bottle! Bottle!
Bottle!
Blocked ends up out for a corner.
Gets caught under his feet.
He's trying to look up and see where Beech is.
Bottle, what the fuck?
Bottle, what the fuck?
Bottle, what the fuck?
That was like so much hesitation that was so much hesitation
that was so bad
So much hesitation so much hesitation
So much hesitation. You have to have a killer instinct there. He could have shot from beyond the box.
Header. So much hesitation. This should be 3-0.
Nail
When that
Well one and slow now we slow everything down
Still from the back
Build from the back slow everything down no reason to force anything to nail all the possession all the control
Brilliant ball West brilliant ball West bottle
Top of the box bottle bottles paces insane
corner corner corner corner corner corner
great running again full ball again
he does really, they're playing it quickly
quick corner, West, top of the box
West again, Cercino step
brilliant, Cercino top of the box, what is that corner
corner kick again
Korma Kek again.
Whip this in.
Whip this in.
Whip this in.
Jim Reem had her please.
Bro, how does Bottle always hedge somebody?
Oh my God.
Is it like the third time?
somebody said matter, matter daddy? dude how does Baldo always had somebody? what the
fuck? like how bro, how?
I'm running out somebody Robin and we saw pregame
The moon there is in celebrities here in Seattle who doesn't want to be a part
Martian Lynch wait what?
Martian Lynch
Dude, I haven't seen him in a minute brown. Oh, yeah, it's in Seattle. I forgot
I look at a player, but yeah, I'm getting a thumbs up in the booth. I did March on Lynch was so fun to be rough
I'm just here, so I don't get fine. I'm just here. So I'm gonna be fine today
But in both lists it forward McKenney brings it down
The in Australia throat
the
as well
is that on the right
the
the
the
of this.
Broncos Guthrie, let's run.
Broncos Guthrie, let's run.
Wait!
Death!
Well won! Well won!
the ball. Referee Felix Fires gonna call that dead for a foul. It's a fucking LRAP! BOOM!
BOOM!
Wait, let's see it. Was it a good call?
This was not the foul that left her.
How the fuck is that a yellow?
Wait, how the fuck is that a yellow?
Wait, what?
Oh, well, I kind of see it.
But I feel like yellow has to be like somewhat intentional.
That was so unintentional.
Yellow has to be like so, like, I feel like yellow has to be somewhat intentional.
bro I mean if we win this we make knockout stage this is so peak to see
bro this shit is so peak this shit is so peak to see it's so peak the
unfortunate thing is that that came from a two-nil USA bro this shit is so
cheap so he's got a yellow card Tyler Adams as well he was shown a yellow card
last week in the first game if you get a second yellow card in another game you
He will be suspended for the next game.
So if Tyler Adams were to get a yellow card in this game,
he would be suspended for the finale on the next day.
That's gonna spend him playing the game tonight.
Stay on it, brilliant pace, kid.
Ricardo Pepe.
Pepe.
That's Tillman.
Here's Anthony Robinson.
That yellow card accumulation is wiped out
at the end of the group stage.
Nothing's available.
The box is just stacked.
Wes can step here, maybe?
West can step to the ball. Desk is on it. Desk can beat this man, maybe.
Back to the top of the box. Cheeky little flick, but it's right to an Australian defender.
Two nil!
actually should have been a foul honestly but this reminds me of the Billy
Tellman who saw during the gold cup in the U.S. and we talk he's so smooth on the ball
he just glides around the field he's such a
I wish you just keep pressing them bro they keep turning over the ball
it's so impressive off the ball just keep pressing them I don't care that
we're off to you know successful defensively press for the puck makes it
guys' jobs behind you easier oh no good work by lekkie there boss early cross
We just keep it might am I crazy?
How far do you really think you guys say can make it realistically I think you guys say can make it top a
Realistic I think they can make it top a
Based in Dallas of the international broadcast. Yeah, I know you can hear the audio. I know I
Think really silly you ask me to make time
Top 8, Top 16 would be okay, Top 8 would be really good.
Getting past Top 8, it's gonna be really hard.
It's gonna be really hard.
But if I was betting, I would bet on USA making Top 8.
I'm with how strong they're playing right now.
Bro Ann Pulisic is gonna have fresh legs for the turkey game, that's really good.
Listen, he's gonna have fresh legs for the turkey game, like, bro, we have players, man.
In two years since he's been called into Australia.
Like, we're sure as shit not fucking flanced, but we have players.
We have players, bro.
Tony Popovich saying, just put a terrific job like he has done as a 35-year-old to have
the second wind of his career and get back to this moment.
And now he's getting stretched out.
Australia have made three subs already of the available five.
It's a chance for the US, we're a little bit shy of the second half drinks break as they call it in Australia from a cricket standpoint.
I'm still scratching my head a little bit about his life.
What is this manager wearing, Ralph?
He's coming into this game, I know he put Lucky into the lineup but he took his two gold scores out of the lineup and then rectified that in half time bringing these guys into the game in the second half.
I know there's a baggie in that room somewhere. What the fuck does that mean?
It gave him a little bit of a coke bag.
The ball in his plan was to bring these guys in.
The second half would be more aggressive.
But they've gone to that.
And we'll see if Lucky can continue.
Looks like they're preparing another.
So I'll be Christian Poltato.
Bro, I want more goals.
Like, I just want to dominate, bro.
I want this to be like 4-0.
I want this to be a statement.
And it's ready to go.
Bro, I'll show this 24 in FIFA rankings.
Like, 24 in FIFA rankings?
That's not, like, this is not some dog shit team.
They're not bad, they beat Turkey 2-0.
This is not a dog-ship team by any means.
27 by bad.
Rap, rap.
I understand these challenges on Ariel's where it's like this guy just shoves him in
the back and it's like no one cares.
Ring just did it there.
Flick this Peppy!
Flick this!
Float!
Float!
Float!
Float!
Float!
Float!
Float!
Float!
Float!
Float!
Float!
Float!
Float!
waiting for that support for his backwards shot is blasted over an hour's
fucking skydive. Oh my god. He's skydive.
Wait, Pan? What do you mean Pan?
Where's the Pan at? What a ball from this guy by the way.
What a ball.
that ends up coming no there's not going to be a penalty because Tyler Adams
doesn't even see that caps run as he's coming across and he just catches his
heels but he's not looking at him it's very incidental contact I do not think
that'll be a penalty Mark Gladberg what about you of course they all were
reviewed but I agree with Steery he's coming from Tyler Adams is blindside if
this is the pen I swear to God if this is the actual coming together and I
It's just totally unintentional contact like and like pens have to
Like it depends, but like it has to be like somewhat intentional
Thank God, I thought they were just gonna hand out a goal. I hate pens. I wish pens were just like not a thing
Yeah, but it's too no with
62 minutes in and Oshoi has no play creation like they haven't done anything.
Oshoi just literally done like nothing the entire game.
Like I don't...
I don't know about the score even if this was like one nail I feel good.
Good ball.
Oh my god, Bottle! Bottle! Bottle!
I'm calling it trying to get under control, it might fall to Papi, it's clear.
Shipes up!
Shipes up!
Good press.
I just want to keep pressing them the entire game.
Dude, when we pressed Paraguay the whole game, I mean they could not do anyway.
I didn't even care that we're winning, just keep pressing.
It's what we're actually gonna ask.
Forced the soccer ruse back
Minor layer title at this one the other two teams in this group Turkey against Paraguay in the South Bay area Santa Clara, California
Coverage begins at 1030 Eastern
730 in the evening tonight here on the West Coast on FS1
Just wondering if recent budget dinner will be thinking about bringing on an extra
Steps
Yeah, just yeah, just waste time
Yeah, how many goals as you as conceded one one goal you're just giving your midfield a little bit
Yeah, it's waste time
You have to see to one. Yeah
What the fuck is that for it?
What are we doing in front of the box?
But what what is that? What the fuck is that?
I mean, I don't really blame Adams because like he has no idea who's behind him
I don't really blame him. He has no idea what's behind him because then if he's dilly-dally's there and gets intercepted then it's on him
The challenge tacked it away from behind, no foul by Italian.
Step, step!
Keep passing these fuckers.
Step!
That's going to be...
No, okay, no call.
Little bit of a shoulder check.
That could have been a call, I'm not going to lie to you.
That could have been a call.
Ballon.
Ballon.
to play wins a throw so direct whether anything is coming from that looks like
Felix Vyer has waved his arms and waved it off no it's not enough and
nirik is not getting to that ball anyways what a check it's Richard's using
his shoulder check to fuck out of him across and this fuckers grabbing him in
flopping out of sport it's just gets ruined by flopping Australia's pushing
they're building momentum they're buzzing around the field hurt so much about
Yeah, flop again, fucking pussy.
Sheet flopping.
66 minute, about to be 67th minute.
About to be 67th minute.
Step, Peppy!
Yeah, just pass around.
No rush, it's 2-0. Just pass around in the back.
Yep, yep, pass around.
Pass around.
Yep, just keep passing around.
This is the FIFA Classic.
You're winning in FIFA, just pass around.
Adam's some too late.
Adam takes a shove there from Volcano.
That's part of it.
Yes! Yes!
We'll cycle it around.
Just kind of wasting time. I'm not mad at it.
I want more goals though, man.
Like, I want more goals, bro. Get Richard by trying.
I want more goals.
This is fine, but it's a little boring.
Oh, Tim Rhee doesn't give a fuck.
Uh, not a great ball.
Not a great ball.
Match break.
Match break. Wait, just Champions League do this?
I don't even think Champions League does this.
Okay, here's the deal this game
I don't think a champion's league's ever done that
Max Brake that's where it's American thing ever
This local crew they haven't lost since 1996
They beat everyone who showed up. I mean, okay, this game's probably gonna die down a little bit
I don't know though. I mean it could get interesting of Australia's course. I don't want them to
This games
I think you would say it's just gonna pass around at the back a lot and that'll be that
But I don't know I
Mean they don't have to do it. They don't have to score. I mean, I'd rather just win. They don't have to do shit
Hydration break was in UCL final your chat should we watch another game? What's the next game?
What is the next game Brazil's ways it Brazil Scotland or Morocco for Scotland
So what are the games today? Brazil Place? Scotland, Morocco? What's that? Oh my god,
Scotland, Morocco's right after this. I could. I could. I could. I don't know, should I bet
I feel like betting on
Heading on Morocco's little like what is Morocco's odds on that game I
Could see Scotland winning Ches is back Tom and a play
Ches Mac Tom and a play or no
easy
He is
He is
Bro, I don't know
I think betting on Scotland could be a shout because I think odds are gonna favor Morocco
But I could I could see Scotland winning that
Like I could see Scotland winning that I think Morocco making semis last World Cup
He like was a like a little bit of like a Sun Run kind of
No one predicted Morocco to make semis
Also, didn't Morocco shit the bad in their first game. Let me see
Didn't Morocco shit the bad in their first game
they drew Brazil.
No, they drew Brazil.
That's fine.
They drew Brazil.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's not really shitting the bed.
Let's make that a thing.
Vegemite free zone.
I tried it when we were in Australia and I regret it.
What are you looking for here out of this break?
No subs yet for the U.S.
Dude, I don't know.
I think betting on Scotland could be a shout. I'm not even kidding
Bro, what if I literally make like 10 K today on this?
But I'm not even kidding. I think betting on Scotland could be a shout. I know they're gonna give odds to Morocco
I'm feeling a mac Tom and a I'm feeling a mac Tom and a like life game
Expect to see some of these subs soon, I think the US need it
And we'll see which changes end up getting a lot.
We can only see the top of his head, but it looks like Sebastian Burr-Hulter.
Wait, Brazil plays today?
Jess Bellinghart on the outside.
Yeah, Brazil plays today?
Let me lock it in here.
And now Pepe had an option to lay it off for Jess.
Let me lock it on this game. Who do they play?
Hady oh dude guys, that's coughing baby versus atomic bomb
Brazil versus Haiti
Now Scotland Morocco sounds kind of like that game could that game sounds kind of interesting
Morocco's probably gonna win the first half Sebastian Burr-Holtz
Scotland money line can be a shout
Whereas Chris Richards and speaking with him, I don't know because there has to be upsets there has to be upsets with sports
Matt Tomaday is him.
I don't know.
Oh, I don't know actually.
That could be interesting.
Why did Joe Barcus type that?
Oh, okay.
Ted, it's Joe Wachom.
Win that, yes.
And deep the sub and he's making his way to check it's Joe watch on Florida. No, my guess would be that would be one of the
strikers being removed
When that yes
That's just so tired. Oh my god
Whoa
Oh, no, how many deflects is this fuck is gonna win
Go
Yeah
I'll take the win brought to the win
I'm in shower at the moment
Oh my god
She owns chat as you all know if USA wins this game
I'm getting a thousand subs to chat. I'm getting a thousand subs to chat if USA wins if USA wins
Yo, bro, why are they going to try to get to the fucking other baby?
Peppies off
Chat it's looking like another us win. I'm not gonna lie
It's looking like another
I will stay back.
with yo two nils with no politics.
2 nil with no politics.
Auseodia's pressing now because they're desperate.
Which always leads to a goal for the opposing team.
Rap.
Fuck it out Rap.
Yo chat.
Mark my words this game's gonna finish 3 nil.
Australia's pressing and they're really desperate. So they're going to be so overextended. There's
going to be like one counter and it's just over.
It's Rocket League drops tomorrow. No, June 21. June 21.
No USA shirt, bro. Mick, I had a US. Y'all remember the white shirt I had with the US
men's national team badge in the middle. I wore that like all the time and I lost it.
I was trying to find it today and I lost it. I lost it. I don't know. I lost it. I could
not find it today. Shit ball really. Shit ball. 75th minute. There's still a little bit of time
for disaster once we get into like the 83rd minute I'll feel really confident to
know but 75th minutes more than enough time for a disaster I think we just
realistically about the coach I would say part the bus pass the ball around in
the back burn time but then again if I was a coach I'd be on orthodox I would
They press these fuckers
Nice oh no, oh no clearance well in
Robinson trying to steer for the open side of the field for desks
Dude to nail with no put a sense out of this scene is incredible
This scene is fucking incredible, bro. Do no no put a sense. Yo turkey
Turkey you're fucked
You've got to play against politics while you're playing against the full squad turkey. You're fucked turkey lock in and
And Turkey that would be a must-win game for y'all
Turkey you better get scared bro
there because
Turkey fucked up and lost to Australia. So here's what's gonna happen
Turkey tonight is gonna be a pair of way. I'm like 99% sure
Turkey's going to be Paraguay, which means Turkey's going to have three points, Australia's going to have three points, USA's going to have six, Paraguay's going to have zero.
Turkey would then, because then they play, yeah, because then Australia plays Paraguay.
No, Turkey's going to lose group stage unless they beat USA.
Unless Turkey beats USA, they're not going to fall. Australia's going to take it, because Australia still has Paraguay to play.
You know what I'm saying?
Wait, Chad, third place can get through, but how does it work with the scoring?
Because third place of every group doesn't get through.
Because, Chad, how many teams are in the World Cup?
It's like 48 and then 32 go.
How does it work?
Do you need to have lags?
How does it work?
It's eight of the best 12 teams in third.
Now, what do they base that off of?
Eight of the best 12 teams in third.
What do they base that off of?
Goal differential, goal differential?
Okay.
Well, Turkey could make it, but did Turkey score?
but turns off to a horrible start because Turkey didn't score against Australia's 2-0.
I'm not sure that maybe he's the guy you would bring out of the game.
Austin, trustee and Joe Scali are prepared to enter at the next time.
It's points then goal differential.
It's based on your points first.
Well, I have a feeling a lot of the third place teams are going to be tied in points,
so I think it's going to come down to goal differential now.
To take this long throw, everyone back.
Australia is so bad.
Yo, why is everything like, bro, you're just fucking coping.
Australia's not bad.
They're like, dude, there's no such thing as a bad team
that's gonna beat Turkey 2-0.
Australia's not bad.
Is Australia great?
No, they're not bad though.
Australia's better than Paraguay, 100%.
They're better than Paraguay.
If you've talked about it, I mean,
these moments are so significant.
You've heard 2-0 right now.
Don't even let Australia get in shouting distant.
Guys, unbiasedly, not bullshitting, not rage baiting,
this is the best the US men's national team has ever been.
All right?
Besides like maybe like the golden era
with like Landon Donovan and Clint Dempsey.
Other than that, bro, this is the best we've ever been.
So let's enjoy the moment, man.
Literally.
The guy he's marking, it says a lot, is six foot six.
freeman just with a huge jump to win that one and take some golden era laugh
like about you yo that teammate top eight bro clint dempsey clint dempsey and
I'm a top eight clint dempsey landed on them they made top eight bro they made
top eight
Now the U.S. players have to hustle off here.
They're now, they are saying, you guys got to run.
Get off the field.
Because if you don't get off of it in 10 seconds,
it can't happen.
You guys are clowning me for saying golden era,
but guys, we've never been better.
Like, we, like, what do you want me to say, bro?
Best era, bro, we've never been, like,
this is the best I've ever seen
the U.S. men's national team in my life.
Bro, four, what was it, four, one, parent way?
Two nailed Australia without politics?
two nailed Australia without politics.
The US won the argument.
All right, let's see what this setup is now for the US.
What I'm telling you, I've seen it firsthand,
like Americans are starting to care more about the sport.
Like, dude, when I was a kid,
I remember when I was like,
when I was like nine or 10 years old,
There was like barely any like academies and shit like you had to like really travel to play in an academy
Bro now there's like development academies all over the US like all over like they're like bro. We're trying
The problem with the US though when it comes to football is we just play so many other sports
Like NFL takes a lot of great athletes NBA takes a lot of great athletes baseball takes a lot of great athletes
Like we just placed them in the other sports.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not even yet, bro. It's like, bro, if you're in Brazil, right?
If you're in Brazil, almost everyone in Brazil plays football.
In the US, you can play a bunch of different sports.
You know what I'm saying?
That's eight boys.
Three beers, two golds scored.
I might have lied.
Chat said, I watched Scotland, Morocco.
That sounds kind of fun.
I'm feeling a MacTalbade masterclass.
I'm feeling a Mactavaday masterclass.
I'm feeling a Mactavaday masterclass.
I don't know.
I'll run a poll if we should game or watch it.
USA! USA!
Bro, the thing is, topping the group is good because of seeding.
Like, bro, if US tops the group, they're probably going to play a third seed from another group.
That's really good.
That's very good.
Because then you almost, almost solidify top 16 off rip.
They need to top the group.
They need to top the group.
Because if US tops the group, we would play a third seed team.
What a flick from the off-skill. Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Clarence! They're asking for a hand, they're asking for a hand.
VAR can go fuck it's out! Gotta hit VAR!
Clearance!
I'm so happy bro. Chat. I'm so, I don't know.
Bro, the United States gold differential in a World Cup is six to one.
Like, I never thought I'd even utter those words, six to one.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No
What's the whistle
This was a pretty clear foul, right at the near post that then led to the chance.
A huge block in the box.
Gary doesn't really get a good strike on this ball.
He knows it, he's a little frustrated, but whether this would have counted or not
is a big question. Please don't bottle this.
Please don't bottle this.
I think he's the one that ends up getting fouled as he falls.
Please don't bottle this. Oh my God.
That's out of your screen.
Ball was second ball in.
It's actually that one I think on Burhalter.
And then even that one on Chris Richards,
We suck on defense in this game bro. I'm gonna be honest
I think the weakest part of the US men's national team is the defense bro
It is the defense bro. Our attack is so deep like there's so much depth in the attack and the defense is
I think the way
that. You could really help
this is going to play him now.
Go for a goal guys come on.
But we just haven't had as much
possession in the second half.
It was a lot of it in the first.
Freeze just got that away from
her and put up.
I did not watch it but I heard
Jim's McKinney.
Harry came in better from
Tyler Adams.
All again and for two yeah pushing
and shoving off the ball.
Balligan's gotta be small.
Ratch!
He's got his hands all over Balligan, and that is, no, it's...
Yeah, that's 100% I call it.
They're actually just gonna set this up, I think, for a long set piece.
They're gonna send everybody up.
Thoughts on Mexico game, bro?
I did not watch Mexico, South Korea last night, but I saw Mexico is the first team
to solidify, what's it called, knockout stage.
Good shit to Mexico, man.
They beat South Korea 1-0.
Freeman once again, maxed up against Suitsa, who will be the target.
Two new USA, baby!
Suitsa heads it in, Richards clears it out.
Caparro first to the loose ball,
good part running by Valogan there to force him backwards.
Congratulations to Mexico, bro.
They're good, bro.
I watched the opener against South Africa.
Mexico's good.
They're a good team.
It's going to be weird back in a cross.
No!
Bro, I'm going to be honest.
Australia is better than Paraguay.
Especially defensively.
Like, Paraguay's defense was getting like cut through like a fucking butter knife.
The problem though is Australia has no pace.
Like, they're so slow on the ball.
Like, they're so fucking slow.
They have no pace.
for this one has an important role to play in this tournament to be sure
Balliang is down hurt
Telman takes a kick that's going to be a free kick
Yo what the fuck?
As Sutar and he
Whoa there might be a fight
There might be a fight
Don't do something that's going to get you suspended for a future game
I'm going to give credit to Fuwaz
Cause he's mixing it up enough and he stopped himself to have restraint in these moments to not swing an arm
There might be a fight, dead ass
Soutar is trying to get under his skin. Those two have been battling all game wallets when you're faced up against an opponent
And so something else has got off the ball. This is exactly how the game ended in October between these teams
This calls for leadership
Australia's fucking dirty, bro
The Aussies want to fight mate. The Aussies want to fight. Shoot these girls
Gotta drone for us
God of Jardim, Netton! It's out. The Aussies want to fight, man. The Aussies want to f***ing
fight. Gotta give it to the Aussies. They're always up for a scrap. Yeah, what is this?
I gotta stop and he pulls his hand away from what would have was about to be a headlock now
They're gonna pick up yellow cards. I would say that's right because Felix fire the referees got to do something to try to
Calm this type of behavior down a little yo, super super instead of choking out bottle
Maybe just like score a goal or something man. Maybe like head in one of those corner kicks, please
away
Fucking social pass
free kick you see cuz here's the thing I don't understand right now this is
devolving into like fighting and shit bro the game's over guys you guys are
just mad you lost this would always happen I'm telling you when I was
literally like 10 12 13 14 years old playing soccer whichever team was getting
shit on would just devolve into just fouling the entire like end of the
game
And bro he put the guy in a chokehold.
Like bro if you've ever played this sport, like whoever's getting shit on just starts
fouling at the end of the game.
They just rage.
But it's end of the game bro, it's the 90th minutes to know, you guys lost.
You guys got fucking outclassed!
Bitch!
Fucking outclassed!
I did get a yellow and that little sequence a moment ago as well
And I don't see another injury bro, I just want this game to end
Set piece a little bit of a time ways turn over the wall
would say. It will take too much time off. Tattoo Nail, baby. West.
Rising up to win the header. Tell him unable to get to the second ball. Verhalter just
shall look at the screen. If result holds, United States advances to the knockout route.
Australian walked the ball up 10 yards before taking the throw. Trusty takes a shove in
the back well one well really challenge step Tim horrible cross what is that
cross what the fuck horrible cross oh my god me and pull a switch are out this
game Jackson what the fuck are you typing bro these USA winning World Cup
Marcus, my mind's telling me no.
But my body's telling me yes!
A difficult afternoon just the US has been ramping down his side.
But my body's telling me yes!
Dude, could you imagine if USA wins World Cup chat?
That's how it looks.
No, like could you fucking imagine?
First place in the group and that would allow them to stay on the west coast in the knockout stage. That would mean
Bay Area round of 32 it would mean Seattle round of 16
Bro if USA wins World Cup the entire like culture would shift bro like every little kid
You know would just start playing soccer if USA wins World Cup. Oh my god. It'd be so cool
Extended too long of a ball
That one
Formal flick
Yo, can we just end this game? Enough of the yellow, just end the fucking game!
End the game, bro. I can't watch this shit anymore
The referee's, he actually had a little trip, he's getting stretched off right now with maybe a little bit of cramp.
And now the hope is it's cramping and nothing more because it was an awkward-
Did the ref get injured? I've never seen that in my life.
The ref got injured?
The fitness levels these referees have to have.
One of the ways you hear it phrase is the referee has to be more fit than any given player on the field because he or she has to be able to-
The fucking ref is swapping!
To be able to be there to make the call and it's it's a warm day. The Sun is out. You've got FIFA medical staff
Mark Plattenberg is with us. Yeah, bro. Just to see this mark
I'm just gonna be honest, bro. Just a complete outclassing like I'm not even gonna lie
Levels above Australia without politics as well. This is crazy, man
This is starting to get a little bit crazy, bro. Just a complete outclassing. Is she bringing him water?
What the fuck?
It's a hot day, referees are acclimatizing to the conditions and there's an...
Bro, what is this like?
Uh, waterboy?
What is this waterboy?
What is this?
So, Jack!
Who does USA have to be for you to be impressed, bro?
Because y'all are saying, chill, it's Paraguay, chill, it's Australia.
Who do they got to be for you to be impressed?
The deserved referee will not be used in this game.
And you saw Katya Garcia of Mexico, the fourth official run over, some hydrations.
Argentina.
Giorna Haji Ryder preparing for her.
France, Spain.
Okay, so like the top three teams, top four teams.
The fans are trying to push the American man.
So just the top teams, all right.
minutes to play here comes the Australian free kick off the Richards yellow card
clearance this game is over
but yeah I'm not running around like saying USA is gonna win World Cup man you
know what I'm saying bitch I might be but the thing is bro like USA top eight
it's I could see it like I could see USA making top and that's me being unbiased
I'd feel like USA is gonna get top 16, but I could see them getting top of him
I'm not drunk
Vamo Vamo I wrap protocol the ships over me how
You know that mean Jack 1000 gifts himself to the chat.
That wonderful special goal at the end of the night in LA G-Rain.
Did Weston Bottle play a full 90? Oh my god.
Type of me in the chat if you want to sub.
Another really, really good performance from Flo Balagan and Weston McKenney, heartbeat of this team.
Weston, Weston Balov played a full 90. Oh my god, that's insane.
That's actually crazy.
Brother whistle ramp, 96 minute.
Brother whistle ramp.
The ball gets across it's down to a by clearance brother whistle blow it
Blow it blow the whistle
Tell me wait. We'll take another goal. We'll take a goal
We'll find out how'd you right?
Walking his way through
Offside anyway, but it's not a few more seconds on the road blow the whistle man
Can't be more than a few left on it still
Bro do this oh
Brother with so brother with a hold
Each things along still time it up
Marine with the second header brother with so brother with so I lay over his head brother with so
Perfect day perfect atmosphere seconds away for the perfect result
Blow the whistle
Get a crowd
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, I wanted that. There it is! We are winning the World
The United States advances to the knockout round 6-1 gold differential.
We're winning the World Cup!
We're winning the World Cup!
Let's fucking go guys!
6-1 gold differential for the Lads!
for the lives. Come on, dude.
They said Americans can't play football. What now, bitch?
What now?
They said Americans can't play football. What now?
plus five gold differential plus five more they said Americans can't play
football but now what now baby
depending on the Paraguay, Turkey a result,
which I can survive on FS1, we're back.
I'm gonna take a piss.
When I get back, we are gifting 1,000 subs
to the chat because I'm a man of my word.
Guys, my bet just cashed.
My ticket just cashed.
My fucking ticket just totally cashed.
I bet $5,000 on the United States to win.
And they gone and bloody done it.
They've gone and bloody done it.
I bet $5,000 on the United States to win.
And they fucking won.
Boom, the money is in my portfolio.
Guys, I'm about to go pee.
Guys, I'm about to go pee.
High five, it's fixed stream.
Now, chat, is it time for a little bit of gaming?
Should we do some clips?
I believe the Scotland game is in an hour
if y'all want to watch.
if y'all want to watch, bro.
you
you
you
you
You
Do be screwed to new moon all right chat
Type of me in the chat. Yo, bro. We're gifting
A thousand subs to the chat because usa did win
USA did win. Okay chat lock in bro. Hope it in my card doesn't decline. Type of me in the chat. We get that a thousand subs to the chat.
Alright boys, are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Time to be in the chat.
having me in the chat.
All right, 1,000 subs, pay 4,490.
Apple Pay, scan with iPhone.
Scanning right now,
1,000 give a sub to the chat.
If you end up getting gifted, good shit.
Bang, we just did it, boys, we just did it.
Dude, USA one, oh my God, I'm happy.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Okay chat, we just gifted a thousand subs to the chat.
A thousand subs gifted to the chat.
That actually looks so fucking cool.
I'm not gonna lie.
Dude, we're winning World Cup, y'all.
We're winning World Cup, man.
We're winning World Cup.
Bro, by the way, did y'all see
Canada's game yesterday, six nil Qatar?
Wow, six nil is crazy.
Two thousand subs actually looks so fucking cool. That's sick
That is insane, bro. Okay chat
Scotland versus Morocco in 50 minutes we have time for some clips if y'all want bro
We have time for some clips if y'all want chat send in a clip
Let's get it out of there.
Chat we have time for some clips if y'all we know I'm gonna let y'all pick bro
We could do some gaming or we could do another watch along with Scotland Morocco. We will see bro. All right
But yeah, we give my next next one my Xbox on
Me chat I already get it bro. If you didn't get one unlucky mate if you didn't get one unlucky mate
bro USA is playing so well oh my god let's fucking go bro
All right chat the Xbox is loaded up chat the Xbox loaded up send in some clips
Chat the Xbox is loaded up the Xbox loaded up
What a day like no no what a day what a day what a day bro oh my god
Ever since I was a little kid, I have watched every World Cup, man
And I just get depressed because USA like we'll fucking go out there and we'll draw Chile
And then we'll fucking lose the fucking Peru, bro
It's nice to just see USA like just playing well, man
It's good to see man. It's one of those things that you just want to see bro
Yo, a five gold differential is insane by the way
Okay, five words difference to the same.
Now, Chad, we'll do clips for like 20, 30 minutes.
We'll rip some clips.
All right, boys.
And I'm gonna let y'all choose after clips.
After clips, we'll run a poll.
After clips, we'll run a poll.
We're either gonna do gaming
or we're gonna do Scotland, Morocco, watch party.
I'm gonna let Chad pick.
But I had to watch the USA games.
Yo boys, let's do it first come of the day
Boys, let's do it first come of the day. Let's get right into it first come of the day coming in from gang
Valorant on console wait, I forgot Valorant has console I
Actually forgot about that dude. I feel like the problem with Valorant on console those people probably you see him. No
Is he ratting in a corner? What is he doing? What's his plan? Is he ratting?
Face your fear!
God, that was loud!
Oh, this guy's playing rena, what a cringe lord!
Fire sight.
Oh, that's fine.
Mix up the vandal.
No way he's controller! There is no way that man is controller!
You're making...
Joke's over! You're dead!
Cut him, David!
Wait, how did he know?
How did he know he was spawned there?
What? How did he know?
Next coming in today, coming in from Grippy.
Bro, why would you...
Wait, Chad, I'mma get an energy drink for these clips, Chad.
Let's chat, lock in, bro.
Let me get an energy drink, chat.
Let me get an energy drink.
I had some beers, bro, for the USA game,
but I had to get a chill.
Let me get an energy drink, man.
you
All right chat this is not a beer this is not a frickin bite claw this is not a frickin
like come on dude without further ado first come out of the day okay so stop you're using
blitz montane and blackbeard when's the last time y'all took a shower when's the
last time y'all took a shower my boy shripple shields what are you guys losers
and like this is just why shields are cringe he just flashes him and then ADS
Like it's so low skill.
I can tell this is a moderately high rank by how he's moving.
Like his trigger finger is like, kind of a lead.
Wait.
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.
What?
But was it his shield on his face?
What? Wait, what?
Okay, that's either hacking or lag.
It's the big T. It's the big chum-chum-chum-chum-chum-chum sa-ho.
No, no, I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
I'm being for real, T's.
That's either lag or he's hacking.
One up the two, bro. Greatest clipper of all time, yo.
Balls, what did you say, bro? Balls, what did you say, buddy?
What is this clip?
That's all to hear now.
It's time for the world in the U.S.
Why does it say Jynxie Stewart in the stadium?
THE GAMBLER, YO, WHAT?
THE-
Look at who this guy has me fighting against, bro.
LOOK AT WHO HE HAS ME FIGHTING AGAINST!
The Darth Maul!
Yo, Buggles! Were you dropped on your head when you were a kid?
Or balls, not boggles?
Did I win at least?
What am I like, nah I'm not wild. This is brain rot, bro.
Jixie Stewart versus the Darth Maul.
Balls, get a grip!
Get a grip! Next you're gonna make a winner from Zip-A-Loi.
Ow! MLB the show bro, what's the clip? What's the clip? Oh is it this? Matt
Carpenter.
Son, I'm crying. Why's the crowd dead silent? Why's the crowd dead silent? Son, I'm crying.
Why's the crowd not even making noise from the goal, bro?
Kaser just said, this is my best clip ever. And it's a YouTube thumbnail of stop it. What
What is the meaning of life, your case, or what are you sending me, bro?
What is the meaning of life chat?
Meaning of life, bro.
The meaning of life is very simple, bro.
The meaning of life is to leave the world in a better place than you found it.
Leave the world in a better place than you found it, dude.
That is the meaning of life chat.
to have a positive impact on the world,
have a positive impact on the world.
Two v two scenario.
Assuming this is probably a custom match.
Okay, your crowd's walking outside, outside, outside.
What is he doing wait public exposure I recognize that name this is against me
This clips against me. No, I rat no this clips against me
There's not that's not getting on a camera for a minute
yo all you did was shoot me in the back bro okay that clip's annoying bro
because yes you killed me but I told Dantez to get on my cool vibes camera
bro like yeah that clip is annoying man
good day really good day really good day
okay off of the first headshot potential clip of the day
potential clip of the day
Whoa, that's a lot of recoil, my god!
Ooh, okay!
Yeah, I'm not going to say clip it today because you're whiffing, bro.
You're whiffing a lot.
I can't say clip it.
Left!
Good name!
Okay, I want to formally apologize, kid.
I was not familiar with your game.
Love you to death, kid.
Honestly, you're a great kid.
Yo, I was not familiar with your game, bro.
I'm just going to keep it a absolute buck.
I was not familiar with your game.
Chat, never drink a beer and then an energy drink.
OK, was that good aim or luck?
Let's see.
I'm going to call it half half.
Reload, you haven't taken me golf.
You have it, don't give me a call. Nice! Where do you use your ability?
Damn, son. Where'd you find this?
Okay, Dan. Really good name.
Only say PFB as well.
Chat!
Is Michael only say the best player in the world right now, currently?
Type a yes in the chat if you agree, type a no in the chat if you disagree.
It's Michael Odieff, say the best player in the world right now.
Tepe, yes, in the chat if you agree, no in the chat if you disagree.
Campos!
Messi! Messi!
Nein!
Jagature!
Steven Gesshraub!
Sabra Vox! Campos!
Whip it in! Whip it in! Whip it in!
What the fuck?! That was a scorpion kick! Oh my god!
Okay, I'm not even gonna lie to you, that was one of the rarest goals I've ever seen.
That was a scorpion kick, bro.
I don't know if I've seen that before.
Stop!
Why are you using Bandit Shotgun?
Why do you not have a C4 on Bandit?
Why are you using it?
Okay.
Why do you have no- no- no- no- no- no- no- no- no- no- no- no- no- no- no- no- no- no- no-
Why are you using a shot gun on bandit and why do you not have a c4 in your hands, bro?
Yo, bro, I'm gonna give it to you bell ringer. This is the most chopped bandit class set it up
I've ever seen in my life man. I'm gonna be honest
Okay. Does anybody in the class know why this barbed wire is terrible? Gregory, in the back.
Oh, well, hello, Nicholas Stewart. The reason why this barbed wire is terrible is because
they basically can walk all the way up the staircase undetected and then shoot your teammates
in the back. Great job, Gregory. Now bend over.
Killing sorry
I apologize
Got a so let me get this straight the clip is you the clip is you dying. What's the clip bro? What's the clip?
Okay, you can tell this sodas discovered quick peeking from a ShaiKou TikTok clip about
20 minutes before this.
Ah, sodas, the window?
What is this positioning?
So the clip is not of you, it's above your teammates.
Yeah, this is a silver lobby at the mat!
On the window, on the window, on the window, on the window!
He's on a tru-
Yo, Frost, did you just reload with 34 bullets
in your clip?
All right, never place each again.
Never place each again.
I'm not even getting.
What is this, a fucking call of duty player?
This guy just reloaded with 34 bullets in his clip.
You just reloaded with 34 bullets in your clip
on a one shot headshot game.
Miho. Miho. Miho. Okay, so one of them sitting on the br- this is like the longest clip ever, by the way.
I wonder what- like, what's about to happen? Yo, sound cue? I think one of the enemies just hit a Frostmite, I'm not even trolling.
You're not gonna shoot the drone so you're gonna fully ignore the drone.
How the hell is he clutching?
Frost! Frost! Do me a favor and never play again!
So this guy crudely edits my face, makes me fat, puts four monster energy drinks to my face,
drinks to my face. And then a cup of, I believe, scissor, also known as lean.
Guys, I've never did lean in my entire life, man.
I've never did lean in my entire life, bro. Next,
give it to me. Coming in from plum bacon. Jinxie. This is my best clip ever.
All right, bro. Let's check it out.
You didn't even send in a clip, bro.
You sent a picture of KSI as Lord Farquaad,
like bro what you didn't even send a clip you sent in an image of ksi as lord
all right did y'all hear that
mmm next week i'm coming from tsm next week i'm coming from tsm bro what are these clips bro
That's not a good clip at all!
You just got lucky as hell!
Bro, you should be buying a lottery ticket, not- all right.
You should be buying a lottery ticket, not fucking showing us that clip.
nobody cares bro chat um this has been an interesting clip session so far I'm
not even gonna lie to you man this has been an interesting clip session so far
chat Scotland vs. Morocco in 30 minutes bro who do y'all got winning be dead
ass man next week coming in from a little Timmy
Yo, is he on a golf course?
How is he turning like that?
I had such a hard time turning.
Yo, I'm getting mugged.
How is he turning this hard, though?
How?
Yeah, is Forza easier or harder on controller?
Easier or harder?
Is it?
What is this?
No.
I mean, like, like, is using the steering wheel harder than using the controller?
Is using the steering wheel harder than using the controller?
I feel like the steering wheel, it's fun.
Like, the steering wheel's more fun, but I think it's harder.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Like, the steering wheel's dead-ass hard, bro.
Bro, I couldn't steer for shit when I played Forza.
Like, I literally could not steer for shit.
Bro, Jack, hot take!
Playing Forza, steering with a fucking wheel in Forza, it's harder than steering an actual car.
I'm not kidding, bro.
Bro, the steering in Forza, it slides you off the map every two seconds, bro.
Literally. I'm not even kidding.
For realsies, bro, a basic thing with the prime.
Shwab, think of it as a prime. Love you, Avesin, love you, Shwab, dongle, think of it as a...
You have to adjust the turning on the wheels for each game though?
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay, now we're talking. 4-4 overtime match point.
But by the FUCK are you using a holographic scope on Rook?
It's kind of shitty game, kind of shitty.
They removed Rook's Acock?
Wait, wait, what?
They removed Rook's Acock.
Hey, what's lucky, bro?
Rook has a C4 now!
Wait, if Rook has a C4 and he drops armor plates, he's low-key not even bad.
What?
Oh, that's offending.
But it's not even a bad trade-off.
Inside
Good
Bob all right
Gold for lobby. Okay. I mean not bad kid. Hey, hey, hey, not bad, bro
Not bad. You're larking our six. Yeah, man
I'm larking our six because I don't know one class that up or maybe I don't ever play rock
I'm the best snake in North America. This guy said he's the best solid snake player in NA. I'll be just do to that
Nothing to worry about me in real
Really good aim
Bro this guy has the mingo charm of the F2
W, homage, brospec, homage to the minglef2.
Reload it, cover me.
Close.
Good name.
I lowkey would have preferred a three fire there
because you heard him approaching you, bro.
May as well pre-fire and take his head off his fucking shoulders.
Boom, boom, boom!
You hear me?
Hit the rolly-sub with the rodeo.
What's our getaway chord?
Jam portfolio.
You hear me?
I heard I had some sneaknessers.
Whoever feel it, have that hair got a heat sensor.
I'd be lying if I said the three beers been at least buzz me up a little bit.
I might be buzzed like you're kind of at the five gifted all clear nearby all clear
I
Wrote solid snake is such a broken opera like he's so broken
Create out
He's so broken
Wait, I'm detected in the enemy mirror behind you.
Okay, yo, Zeddy, can I be honest, bro?
You should have taken the space about a minute ago.
I don't know why you're playing so, like...
Good night!
Good night!
Get in there, Zeddy! Stop being a bitch!
There you go.
All right, now's the time to say, here's what's happening, and this is from a champion
player with champion knowledge.
The last two enemies are Pulse and Valkyrie.
Both of those operators can play downstairs and act off of their intel.
They're just going to wait for you to plant and then blow you up.
The counter to this is planting on top of the table.
Wait, he knows!
He knows!
He knows the counter.
No
Okay, this guy's probably diamond I'm not gonna lie diamond or emerald me
So bro you take a nice happy
Historical moment of my life bro. You take like one of the happiest days of my life and you ruin it man
you take one of the happiest days of my life and then you just absolutely
frickin ruin it what like why bro why are you ruining this moment man it's not
real it's fake job my gut has never been that big ever I've never I've never
looked like a friggin meatball yo all right next coming today coming in from
Ricks now I've seen this guy said then close before I think this guy's champ. I'm not I recognize his name. I
Knew it. I knew it. Yeah champion charm. Yeah, this guy's good chat lock in Rick's is good, but
To be for
He's on the thermite with an angled grip. He's using angle grip because thermite has no recoil so you can scope in faster
Really good aim, Rick.
Really good aim.
Eli with the 10 gifted.
Eli, put the Jager Black Ice in my ass.
Good name.
Good name!
Oh my no, what the fuck?
How did he know?
Was that off of a pink?
He fucking fried that guy.
See, I remember Rix, bro. Rix is a good player.
Rix, I'm gonna give it to you straight up, bro. That's Clip of the Day.
So far, Rix, unless somebody can surpass you, my boy, that is Clip of the Day.
That is Clip. What in the f...
Game...
Who is Volkov?
Bro, I see them drop UFC, UFC 2, UFC 3, UFC 4, like, bro, all of them look identical.
What's the difference?
Is it literally just a money grab?
What do they change?
They change the fighting, like...
So watch out, they just do classic like EA strat, like they drop like UFC drops a game
and then they just at the end of the year they just stop updating they don't add any
new fighters they don't add any new records they just stop updating the game and they're like well
if you want the new fighters you gotta give us a hundred bucks for UFC 2 if you want the new
fighters you gotta pay a hundred dollars for UFC 2 so bro this way I have to stop giving money to
FIFA cuz FIFA does the same shit wait UFC's owned by EA I didn't even know that well there you go
Bro there you have it. That's the EA fucking playbook
Well there you have bro, that's the whole that's the whole EA playbook, bro literally
They just stop updating the game and literally
Bro EA will not even stop it in the game. Yeah, we'll shut off online servers
To force you to buy a new game, bro
They will shut off online like bro. They don't care, bro
Who's worse? Ubisoft or EA? Ubisoft is just general incompetence. EA is just greed.
Ubisoft has a little bit of greed, but Ubisoft is not as greedy as EA.
Here's why I love R6. You can reach the highest rank in Siege by literally spending $0.
Right? You've reached the highest rank in the game, just spending $0.
Here's what you gotta give R6 credit for. R6? They never made a new game.
Even when they made Siege X, you didn't have to buy a new game, bro. You just got it.
R6 you buy it one time and you're done. They've been updating the game for fucking 11 years
EA bro EA makes a new game every year and like people have been brainwashing thinking it's normal, bro
Bro, they make a new game every year. They don't update the lineups
They shut off the servers after like two or three years and they literally force you to keep buying new games
And then ultimate team bro like
Okay, here's the problem, mommy mode.
You're playing Montane, but you have the trigger finger of a grandma.
And yo, mommy mode, I've been here, bro.
Like I have a dog shit trigger finger, man.
Like I've been here.
I don't use shields though.
This is why.
Okay, one v4 scenario and you have the trigger finger of a 79 year old woman.
I want to see how you clutch this.
One friendly operator.
They're gonna start rushing you?
What the f-
Did he just try to RAS?
What is it? Okay, bro. This is what I'm talking about, dude. Like, I swear to God, man.
The average IQ of a rainbow succeeds player in a 4v1 or a 5v1 is like 3.
They try to win, try to win, try to win, and then as soon as it's a 5v1, everybody shuts off their
brain. What is that? Literally. No, but to piggyback on what I was just saying, on Madden,
If you play Madden Ultimate Team, you can get a good team in Madden with spending a little bit of money.
As long as you play all the updates, you'll get a decent team and do the challenges.
2K, you can get a good team with spending a little bit of money.
FIFA, you have to spend so much fucking money on FIFA if you actually want to get a top tier team.
I don't mean like, you're saying cap it, I mean like in comparison.
Like bro, if you compare the amount of money you have to spend on Madden to get a good
team versus Sfifa, it's literally insane.
Literally.
So what about MLB2Show?
Is MLB2Show not really that greedy?
I never played that.
Okay, so we have a 1v3 scenario and you're baiting.
I don't blame you bro because all these dum-dums are gonna swing you.
I don't blame you dude.
Keep baiting.
Like BOWRRRRAAAAIT!
Like, BOWRRRRAAAAGE!
Bandit, you kill thirsty piece of crap!
Why are you peeking?
There's 30 seconds left, she's outside!
His only win condition is if you peek, like, are you an idiot?
This is his only win condition, man!
But it's not even about the fact that they're all peeking, it's like, if you're gonna peek
in a 3D one, you should all do it at exactly the same time.
It's the way that like Silver's playing this shit.
Bro, you're like isolating gunfights,
you're giving him once.
Yeah, it's like, I don't even have words for this image,
right?
I don't even have words for this image, bro,
because this is just so far out of bounds.
Like, come on, dude.
Guys, if there's one legitimate sentient human being
who thinks this is a real picture, it's like, bro.
Guys, what, like, I don't even have words, bro.
What is that?
Like, what is that, man?
It's not real.
Chad, it's not real at all, bro.
It doesn't even look remotely real, dude.
Next up in today, 1v3 scenario for Ram.
This guy has a platinum charm from Steel Wave,
Which means he was platinum in 2020 or 2019.
I think 2020.
Yeah, 2020.
Bro, this guy was platinum six years ago.
OG, OG player.
Okay.
I can tell this guy's a hot,
I can tell this guy's hit like diamond or champ
off how he's moving like you can just tell bro really good wall bang like that's a kill
at the time yeah this guy's a champ I could just tell by how he's moving and ways pre-aims
His pre-aims are so good.
Bad flash, but it's okay. That one was good.
Exit the flank.
Bait the flank.
Okay.
That was alright.
Shooting those three bullets right there might not seem like a lot.
That was the smartest thing he could have done in that scenario. This guy's good.
under under under he heard him okay that's the best club of the day i'm not even trolling
that's the best club of the day that sound bait to get the guy to flank him was so smart
I'm giving this yo resentful I think you're controller to resentful I'm getting this a
9.5 out of 10 bro the only thing that doesn't make this a 10 is it was just three kills
if you would have did that for like four or five kills I would have given you a 10 for
that sound bait was so smart oh my god that sound bait was so smart holy shit that was
Okay, that was a good clip. I'm not gonna lie fake pancakes. Thank you to follow
That was that was like a really good clip, bro, I'm being for real sees really good clip
I'm going 9.5 at a time
Would have been a 10 out of 10 if you just got like one or two more kills
But still really really really clean clip. Well, I don't want to be good
It is so drunk. So Chad, what did I ask y'all? I've had three beers today. Do I seem drunk?
Yes or no? Do I seem drunk? Yes or no?
Literally, as I said that, I spilled my Celsius all over the floor. Okay. I spilled half of this
yourselves fuck me in the fucking ass man I spilled it oh my god wait am I
tweaking but it's three to zero but then at the top of the screen it says
round one what the fuck chat the top of the screen it's three zero but it says
round one what it's gonna leave it now I'm gonna get it I'm gonna get it after
this clip I'm gonna get it now my chat's trying to gaslight me by saying I'm drunk
no bro it's clearly says round one it also doesn't say match point but it's
This is definitely a visual bug.
Junko, one brain cell with the five gifting.
Get in the bar, protect him.
Got it.
One friendly remaining.
1v4, this would be for an ace.
Could we potentially have a clip of the day overturned last minute?
Could we have a last minute clip of the day?
Could you pass the ram player on border?
of
of
of
of
of
Oh my god!
For the Ace!
For the Ace!
Please don't choke it.
Please don't choke it!
You gotta get off it.
Don't choke it.
Please don't choke it!
You gotta get off it. Get off it.
BASIC LIMBORATING!
1v5! Oh my God!
Wait.
In the neck of time.
Baskin' bit of the day.
Baskin' bit of the day. Baskin' bit of the day.
DAAA-LILI-LILI-LILI-LILI-LILI-LILI-LILI-LILI!
Wow.
Okay.
Chat.
Now y'all got it beside W clip session, by the way,
pre-shippered in a sense in a clip.
We're going to post that in YouTube tomorrow.
Chat.
I'm going to clean up this Celsius off the floor.
Chat, should we do gaming or watch the game?
Run a poll.
Gaming or watch the game?
Well, you let me know, baby.
Gaming or watch Morocco vs. Scotland?
Run a poll, run a poll, run a poll, run a poll, run a poll.
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm leaving Jerry we are a great big part of it New York chat saying gaming okay not
chat what game should we play y'all bro I mean there's so many games we could play
bro what game should we play I kind of want to run a big-ass poll but you know
we peek chat is if we got a mecha chameleon lobby going again um I had that
would be so peak bro I think this week I'm gonna try to set up a mecha chameleon
lobby with K so he can't do it tonight because he's playing a new game he's
set a plan to a horror game but he can't soon and I completely forgot to get that
energy drink off the floor. Alright, I need a new paper towel.
I need a new paper towel. Chat, it would be peak if we got a mecha
chameleon lobby. I'm seeing people saying GTRP as well.
GTRP is not a bad shout kid. GTRP is not a bad shout. I want to run a poll with like
five options. TJ to give him two one. League of Legends with Dante, chat Dante has told
me straight up. He said don't play a single game of League until we do the marathon. And
I'm going to go from bronze four to silver. He's confident. He's confident. Do four night
four nights not a bad shout. Okay, I'm going to figure out the five options chat. Let me
I need to get a paper towel real quick, man.
I need to get a paper towel for the energy drink.
you
you
I'm muted chat back back back back chat. Um, a mecha chameleon lobby would be generational
right now.
Bro, a mecha chameleon lobby would be fucking generational man. I'm not even joking you
Mingo is at 24,000 subs holy shit holy shit but that is actually insane
W Mingo man that is crazy dude I'm trying to think I'm trying to scope out a
mecha chameleon lobby right now I'm trying to scope it out bro Mooda would
probably play Dante's would probably play Mingo would probably play who else
Oh
Squishy squishy would probably play squishy will probably play man
Dare I say stomping might play is
Squishy on yes, Squishy would probably play I know Squishy likes Mecca
Squishy will probably play Elijah or don't Eli with the 50 gifted subs
You know what you can do if you get that X has been wanting to play is X on I don't know if X is on bro
All right, let me start calling people tell me start calling people bro a mecha lobby would hit right now bro
I'm not gonna lie to you. Let me start calling people. Let me go man. Let me call me go
Chad mecha community and low-key reminds me of among us trying to get people together, bro
I'm calling mingo first yeah bingo baefully eat yo first off bro I see you're at 24,000 subs
congratulations to the dead ass bro thank you that shit is like bro congratulations dead ass
I
Didn't know you're at 24k. I just seen it when I pulled up your street
Bro, what okay, bro, that's that is hella deserved by the way, bro
Like how does it but you've been swimming siege for like fucking years now daily damn there, bro
And your charm is copy, bro. I like your charm a lot. I need to get it on the F2 bro
I need to get on the f2
Bro, I think I already am I already subbed to you. I don't know I get some subs am I some
No, I'll just promise prime, but yeah, I should have it now. I should auto have it now. Okay
me flonions
Mingo, have you heard of a game called mecca chameleon? Have you heard of that game?
It's like I'm not gonna lie unbiasedly. It's the best game out right now. It's basically
Yeah, it's like a party game. So it'd be like we could get I'm trying to get a lobby, but
I'm just starting it we get a lobby of like eight people and you basically hide it and
you like paint yourself, but it's very fire like it's very fun. You would like it. It's
easy to play. It takes 10 minutes so you know what you're doing. If you're down, I'm gonna
see if I can get people first. I'm gonna call a bunch of people, but I'll let you know because
I'm gonna call Dante's and Muda right now. All right, just let me know. All right, but
chat. I'm gonna call Dante's Muda squishy. All right. I'm gonna call Dante's Muda squishy.
Bro, a mecha lobby would hit right now, man. I'm gonna be called Dante's. Let me call. Let
I'm gonna call it a FaceTime.
This'll be...
Morocco already scored?
Oh, and stop it, and stop it, and stop it, and stop it, and stop it, and stop it, and stop it, and stop it, and stop it, and stop it.
So you swear Morocco already scored? Thank God it didn't bet on that game.
Thank God it didn't bet.
Morocco scored in two minutes.
Eastman of Saviri scored in two minutes.
Bro, Morocco scored a 2nd, dude, thank God I didn't bet on that game.
Shadow's gonna bet on Scotland.
I was gonna bet on Scotland, I'm not even kidding.
Yo, I called Dantez and he didn't pick up, so that means he's like fighting for his
life right now.
Shadow look.
Oh no, he's AFK.
Bro, he listens, oh he's not in the game, now might be a good time to get him.
Bro, he listens to hard style and just runs around with Hack Room all day.
holy dope I mean maxing right that ass can't wait to meet on test yeah I'm not
gonna play a single game of league until the 28th I'm gonna go from bronze
four to silver or or I'm gonna drop to iron and then blow my head off in game
all right down to ZFK let's call mood up I know mood is down for some mecca
bro I know mood is down for some mecca chameleon brother this game is I know
Mooda's down man. What do you call Mooda?
Timmy might be down too. That's not a bad shout
Mooda what up buttercup
Mooda are you down for a little bit of I
Didn't even bright I didn't even finish my sentence
I didn't but I didn't even finish my sentence bro
Okay, so what if I said are you down for anal like bro? What do you mean you're down? I didn't say
Yeah, this guy buddy, we're getting a mecha chameleon lobby
You know take your time sister
Okay, bro. Yeah, I'm down, bro. I just did a group call, whatever.
Aye, aye. Bumble. Dude, that's Mingo and Mooda confirmed. Now we call Don Tess. Now we call Don Tess.
Now we call Don Tess. Hey, sister.
What's up, Crane?
Yo, don't ask bro buddy. Uh, we're getting a mecha chameleon lobby going bro. Are you down?
Yeah, bro, I don't know if I'm even comfortable you being let alone in my bed even in my house, bro
You're deep-throating a popsicle bro. Like I don't
Buddy are you down for some mecha chameleon, bro?
Like yeah, I would not recommend starting a league game because all we need realistically chat is what like seven or eight people. We already have one, two, three, four. We already have four people.
have four people wait oh wait you got a league game yeah how are you gonna get
out of it okay I'm watching I will end report me for griefing I will end what
What is the point of saying this?
We will lose.
I will make sure of it.
Report me.
What the fuck?
Wait, that actually worked?
Oh my God.
That works instantly.
You're such a...
Bro.
What the best part is?
I still keep my honor flag.
That's the best part.
god yeah that works instantly bro okay brah I'm gonna make a group call them
call it it right now bro who else bro who else could play chat who else could
play bro who else could play man squishy let me call squishdale bingo
Bishdale bingo I know squishy likes a mecca bro I saw he has like seven hours
playtime I saw he like grinds this game
I'm calling Vishdale, Vishdale Vengal, yo, squishy, are you down to join a Mecca Chameleon
lobby?
It's currently me, Mingo, Dante's Muda.
We're looking for more.
Yes, for sure. I'm done bro. I seen on steam you had like seven hours playtime, bro. Are you like a sweat?
You know, so I think the best way to play that game bro is no like fringes boss
You like actually gotta paint yourself in that's the most fun bro
Like if you like hiding like like weird corners, it's not as fun bro low key. So really
I like painting bro. I like painting as well.
Real okay bet bro. So Chad, that's what five now. Okay, switchy
I'm gonna make a group call like soon and then call it
chat who else bro who else man to me bro isn't to me like an actual sweat chat
isn't to me like an actual sweat chat isn't to me a legitimate sweat in mecca
I don't get nervous either, I think.
Chad, ask Timmy if he wants to play Mecha.
I don't have his number.
I don't even know what's his number.
Ask Timmy if he actually wants to play Mecha.
Guys, Oney's streaming a CS major.
He's not going to play.
He's streaming a CS major, Chad.
Out with DM4, pistols.
You think Oney's going to play Mecha Chameleon right now?
Bro, he's streaming a CS major, dude.
Literally, bro.
Where is Timmy? I lost Timmy.
I burst him. I think it's pretty good though.
Chatty, see if he wants to play Mecha Chameleon.
This is pretty good.
JP Cobbler.
With Jitty wants you to join them in Mecha.
Bro, don't call me Jitty, bro. Please, God.
Don't call me fucking jittery, man, please
Inczy
Inczy's ass in a play mecca
I mean
Show the hunter vibes if you callin if you callin fuck, okay
I'm not a play for a little bit. Okay. Vamo. I'm done
Bro, that's Timmy. Okay, so listen man. Now. Let me call stomping man. Let me call stomping. Let me call stomping man
Bro, that's Timmy to do
Let me call stop it, bro
And I might have a hell down down death and we gonna let it burn burn burn
Yo, is that what's good, bro?
What's good, bro? Have you heard of a game by the name of Mecca chameleon, bro?
Oh, I see not like to talk
Do you want to play with me, Mingo, Dantez, Timmy, and Squishy in Mecha Chameleon in like 5-10 minutes?
Uh, yeah, I'm not. I hate install it.
Okay, install it ASAP? I'm gonna call Group in a sec.
Alright, Beth.
Beth, Michele?
Jen, who else? Like Agent, maybe?
What about like agent is this is not a bad shout oh
He's watching highlights. I might want to call him. I might want to call him
Miho might get banned bro. I
Might want to call them. Why is this monitor backwards? Chad is monitors backwards, bro
guys Koso does not stream at 6 p.m. Koso streams at like 4.00. Yo agent bro have you heard
of a game by the name of mecha chameleon man?
uh yeah yeah I seen there was a streamer um there was a streamer playing it like yesterday
after like I was watching. Bro it's in my opinion the best game right now bro do you
You wanna play some Mecha Chameleon?
We have a little bit of a lobby cooking right now, bro.
Uh, is it like a, it's not a swing game, is it?
It's, it's like a party game.
It's very fun.
You paint and hide, paint and hide.
It's really good.
Okay.
Um, sure.
Yeah.
Bet, bet.
Okay, I'm gonna call the group in like five minutes,
five minutes.
Perfect, that's perfect.
All right, bro.
Oh, agent, by the way, I saw you watching a highlight, bro.
They copyright struck me, bro.
Be careful, bro.
They're fucking dude.
They're like the devil, bro.
Watch out, bro.
I got a copyright strike.
You just saved my life.
I was trying to mirror it, that's not gonna work?
Mirroring might work, I'm not even kidding.
That's why you had it backwards?
I don't know though,
I don't wanna get you like a copyright strike.
Hey, you better not do that claim or a strike.
I got a copyright strike.
I had to go to fucking copyright school
in the Twitch browser last night.
I'd be careful, bro, be on the lookout, man.
On Twitch?
Yeah, bro. Yes. I had to do the whole school shit, bro. They're like they're they're they're not fucking around, bro
So I'm just giving you a heads up, bro. Be careful. Okay. Yes, sir. All right, bro. All right. See ya
Yo, this guy's title this guy's title is
Gaining weight to farm another weight loss marathon, bro. This guy this guy's okay
That's like a stable Ronaldo fucking title, bro. All right now
Now, chat, what about like Rage?
Would Rage play?
Rage is playing Marvel Rivals.
Chat, should I ask Rage?
This is not a bad chat.
I don't have Rage's number though, chat.
Chat, could y'all ask Rage if he wants to play Mecha Camille?
Could y'all ask him?
I don't have Rage's number.
Rage might want to play, I don't know, I don't know.
Should we do the live?
Yeah, we should do the live.
chat ask rage if he wants to play mecha chameleon he might want to play
what the fuck
no change wasn't alive
no change wasn't alive
we can touch
no we can't
no no no
is he not an ulti?
chat ask rage if he wants to play mecha chameleon see what he says
bro he might be locked in on marvel Thus
if he doesn't want to play no pressure no pressure
i think if rage plays me have eight
I don't know, we have to try it.
Come on, come on, come on.
I think the rage plays to be at $8.
We were holding that.
We didn't.
Okay, Luke.
Because then it would be me stomping Mingo, Domtaz, Muda, Agent, Rage, Squishy.
That should be 8.
That should be enough.
I'm out of control.
That should be enough.
Did he die?
Joe, what is even happening, bro?
No, I didn't mean to do that. It's over.
So the rest of those guys...
Mechakameleon.
This game is so good. Oh my god, I love this game.
Dude, now I know how to play the game, Chaps. I'm gonna go for some fun-ass hiding spots, dude.
Get ass.
I'm gonna go for some fun-ass hiding spots.
spots because bro now I get it you know what I'm saying now I get it I don't see
rage getting off I don't see rage getting off bro I wish I had a rage
Number
Guys stop calling me fucking kitty in everyone's chat what the fuck
What the actual
He's gonna beat his chat on the end of the round just don't even spam and just let him lock in
what are we are we fucking you might check now you might check now bro rage
really like he plays Marvel bro this guy's dying this guy's locked the fucking
in dude Jinx he wants a threesome with you and loans I never said that in my
fucking life I never said that in my fucking life well he's alive he's alive
yo finish this story is a problem bro bro he's actually got
Chai's rage pretty good. Is he pretty good?
Wait, let me put on my chat on my right side monitor.
Is this rage pretty affordable?
Like GM or something?
Like GM right?
Put it on my right side monitor.
Rocket, oh, when are you coming out of here?
So I can come over here with you.
But I don't know, man.
When I rocket CS longzies.
Matt, what the fuck are you doing?
Stop everything I'm doing, what are you talking about?
I see someone's here, I see someone's here
Chad, what did he say? I just came back
Chad, what did he say? What did he say?
Get lost?
Yeah, I could call Lose for Mecha, Camille and Matt
I could call Lose
He said no?
You wanna play? No, no, no, no
Yeah, I'm not gonna get Jim with Chixi.
Okay, I'm doing a challenge right now.
Oh, he's doing not ending till GM.
Oh, I should have read his title.
My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Oh, oh, oh.
Okay, we have seven.
We have seven.
Okay, I need to call.
I need to call one more, bro.
I need to get one more chat.
Let me call, Lose, let me call Lose.
Let's see if Lose Portals wants to play Mecha Chameleon.
So we have seven, because look, look, look, look,
we have seven chat.
Yo, Lose, what up, man?
Hey, pal.
Yo, it's been a couple of days since we last spoke, bro.
Yeah, man, I had to, I had to recover.
Yeah, dude.
Okay.
Los, I want to say, bro, I've been trying to call you for the last like three days,
but I understand you need your space, bro.
But I just want to say, bro, I apologize on me and Ron's behalf.
I think it was a lot of really frustrated emotions because we were doing that challenge,
bro, and I apologize.
Like dead ass most I love you man like all bullshit aside
Listen, you don't need to apologize bro. I think she's
I'm gonna let me just let me just put it in a way. I just wanted to see it from this perspective. Okay. Yeah
you are like
You already know
How many like people are crazy with comments, right? Yes, bro. Yes, so it's already crazy
After that stream like a library I
I got tens of thousands of comments, just recycling the same comment and then I was
like yeah dude I don't think this stream should remain anymore.
Bro wait what?
Yeah so I don't know if you heard my shit last night but I'm like retired so hey but
Listen, I appreciate that.
I'm walking into there.
I'll see you when I say it.
No, no, no.
Bro, he, dude, no, no, no, no.
Chad, he is not retiring, bro.
Did he just say he's walking into dinner?
Bro, he is not retiring, Chad.
bro chat he is not retiring dude oh my god bro he threw me such a curveball at
the end there play would I show speed yeah bro let me call speed for mecha
Chameleon bro in the middle of his fucking World Cup tour bro
Bro, no, it's like
Okay, bro, we need one more chat we need one more dude
But we need one more bro
One more man one more bro
Dude, who could we get as the last bro Joe guys, I don't think Joe's on bro. I don't think Joe's on
Bro, Joe's like never on when you guys say Joe Joe's not on I'm not gonna call Joe when he's not streaming
Yeah, you're gonna suggest the name bro. It's gotta be somebody who's like on and they're like chilling
And they're like chilling bro
That's not a bad shout. I don't know if I don't know if that you will play.
I don't know if that you will play bro.
So the other thing said it will play um
Macca Chameleon
Not ended ended ended not live not high bro. I don't know who we could get that's like the last man
I don't know who we can get is the last bro.
Call Deji.
I'll text Deji, I don't know, it's late for him.
I'll text Deji.
I'll text Deji, dude.
High vibes, bro.
High vibes.
kid. Hi guys, do you want to play Mecha? Seven is enough now, because then you have five
hiders, two seekers. Need like six hiders, bro. Hi guys, do you want to play Mecha? XQC,
bro. I don't know if X is on. I don't know if X is on, dude. Yeah, I don't think X is
on y'all I think X is like yeah X is not on unless he's on kick or something I
don't think X is on it. Somebody said Levy Rosman got them tests to play
Mac and Chameleon. He would never do that.
Hi guys, what did I have to say? Hi guys, yes or no?
Levy Rosman to play Mac and Chameleon. Bro, he's like a chat, Levy's like a book publisher, bro.
He's not playing Mac or fucking Chameleon, dude.
Bro, who could we get, bro?
I just went live and I just went live.
Do you think spoiled will play mecha Chameleon?
We have a lot of R6 players.
Have I said he's down?
Did I say he's down?
High Vibes is down. Let me call High Vibes, I don't see High Vibes typing. High Vibes would be the 8th. High Vibes would be the 8th, where you have 8, no we have 7.
Yo High Vibes! Yo. Bro you down for Mechachameleon bro? Yeah I'm down. You know how to play? I've never played it in my life but it sounds fun.
Okay, so let me get this straight. If you play the list is me hold up. I'm gonna make sure we have eight, bro
All right, so this is me
high-vives
Holy peak lobby mood, uh, this is gonna be peak Dante's
stomp
Mingo
One two three four five six squishy
Shet, who am I missing?
That's 7, no?
Isn't that 7?
Am I missing somebody?
Agent, agent, agent.
That's 8.
High-vives makes it 8.
Oh, Timmy, we have 9.
No, we're good.
We have 9.
Shet, that's 9.
Bro, that's 9 then, right?
That's fucking 9, no?
Surely, we're good, bro.
That's more than enough.
Let me have seven, seven items, two secrets.
All right, advice.
I'm gonna make the group call, dude.
All right, back.
Peek!
Yeah, agents had explained.
I forgot, agents is down.
All right, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me.
All right, I'm gonna call Discord.
Okay, okay, sounds good.
One more for 10.
I mean, I'm sure somebody will join eventually
if they want to join or something.
Oh, this is gonna be,
Peek!
No, no, no, it's gonna be Peek.
It's gonna be Peek, Peek, Peek, Peek, Peek, Peek, Peek,
It's gonna be peak.
Okay.
Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah.
This is gonna be fucking peak.
Oh my God.
Okay, this is gonna be a good mobby.
Okay, chat.
Now I actually know how to play the game too.
Like I actually know how to play the game,
so I feel like I'll play well.
Okay.
I wanna go for like cool ass spots too, dude.
All right, create messages.
Dontas,
Hive, Brian.
Dontas, Hive, Ice, Agent.
Yep, I have agent added, Dantez, Muda, Dantez, agent Muda,
Hi-Vice, Mingo, Squishy, Timmy, bro, all these guys
are like good gamers, too.
I don't have Timmy added, bro.
I don't have Timmy added in Discord.
Oh, no, no, I do, I do.
Okay, Dottas, Agent, Muda, High Vives,
Mingo, Squishy, Timmy, Stompin'.
Chad, is Spoy gonna play?
Chad, Spoy wants to play.
Tell him I said I'm down and that could be 10.
And then we'll call and we'll cap it at 10, Chad,
because I don't think we should get more than 10.
Is Spoy gonna play?
Is Spoy actually down?
He wants to?
Okay, tell Spoy to join call.
Cause that is workplace. That's 10. That's
All right, Dante's agent bro. We got a lobby last minute bro. Dante's agent moota
Yeah, I feel like the more hiders the better chat because then there's the more spots
Dante's agent moota
high-vives mingo squishy
Timmy stoppin
spoi. That's nine counting me. That's 10
bang
Yeah, what's up gang?
I'm a noob though take it easy on me
To be fair it is pretty simple. I feel like you'll get it after like five minutes AJ. It's pretty simple
Basically, we just hide and you can paint yourself
Important thing I think it's space bar right chat if you're standing next to like yellow tile
And you want to be yellow if you hold space bar
With your brush out you can paint the exact color color that you're surrounded by and it camouflages you
Yeah, that's not like gibberish to me, man, but I'm sure it's gonna make sense when I get in there, bro
Yeah, you know, it's not hard it's not hard this we have nine people that we have nine that is good that is good
Okay, beautiful as it's give us team is this give us team. Yes, bro. Wait, you know, I'm loaded me ho
Well, how heavy is this game is this game to like three seconds to download? I don't think it takes long. I don't think it takes long, bro
I do not think it takes long man. All right, JD. Are you making lobby?
Yeah, hi guys, can you make lobby low-key?
Thank God. Yeah. Yeah, I got it. I know so no one leak because it leaks the posture if you show it
Yeah, the first game to pop up I pressed search the store like what bro
I don't know we're gonna play this game
No, bro, the game is just trending bro. The game is trying. It's a good game. Timmy. What up?
you
Yo, Timmy, I saw a clip of you killing five people in three seconds, bro. Hey tone that shit down bro in my
Come on
Yo, I haven't yo I haven't played this game. So can we be noob friendly? Can we be noob friendly guys?
Can we not have like a thousand hours, bro? Like Joe? Oh, it's a
Shut up
I missed you, bro. How you been missing two gang? I don't know. Hey, man. How you been bro?
They good brother good life's been good man. Bless. They bless. You know man similarly, bro
Can't complain too much man. Well, hold on. Do you get anything for winning this game or now?
Yeah, give us 200 subs
Yo, Timmy, how's your journey to champ going brice senior already emerald too, man? Oh my god, I'd leave this thing already
Yeah, yeah, where's the columns where's the split?
There's a pipe bomb in the discord chat is the way to go. Hi guys. What?
How do I switch monitors the guys been good? You can see a minute. It's fun. I see no one call enter and then drag it
All to enter
Yeah, wait, Timmy you said it in in Siege. Nobody calls out
Yeah, I feel like I'm playing
I'm playing solo queue like actually like palms are muted everything
Uh, based, bro, very real man. Yeah, nobody talks man. Honestly, I think more people talk on PC than console though
Because on console people just sit in their Xbox parties and they don't even come to chat
Yo, also watch out for the cheaters, but there's a lot of cheaters in that game, that ass
Yo, what the fuck?
Is it the hardest season ever right now to get champed like it's something
than doing it.
True.
I was actually, I don't know, bro, I feel like Mingo and Stompin are probably better
to ask.
Bro, is Rank 3.0 hard to get champ Stompin?
Yeah, bro.
That's a grind.
Really?
Yeah.
One of the best players in the world is saying that it's insane.
Compared to Rank 2.0 Stompin, how much harder is it to get champion compared to Rank
2.0 in Rank 3.0?
Like a lot harder?
I would say a lot harder, also like once you hit champ, since they changed like the
The Q system, you take like 30 minutes to find a game
if you're playing with a champ stack.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, that's really bad.
How many hunters?
Wait, how do I join?
Let's do two hunters, seven crewmates.
Two hunters, seven crewmates.
There's also a mode, I don't know if you guys want to try it.
There's a mode where everyone hides
and everyone has to seek everyone
and whoever finds the one first wins,
but I don't know.
we go mic in the game or not
wait
are we doing it?
wait squishy are you talking about infected?
because there's no infected people
yeah infected is like man
not in the default mode
okay we can go basic
how much hunter time?
is 60 seconds default
hunter wait time is 60 seconds
make it like 90 seconds
wait time 90 seconds
You know the hiders a lot of time because that's how people can get like cinema spots
We try to join it says waiting right now is that normal?
You know how do I hide?
How do I hide the code of discord after I've already opened the code just close the game and move it about yeah
Also, can I show the screen or that can lead some?
No, we're in the line. What do you read your god? I go down your game. Okay. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice
No, this game is good. I'm like y'all are gonna have fun if you never play this game is Pete
I
Want to I feel like motion blurs turned on it is yeah, it is on it is you turn off
So yeah, I should turn off. I don't know why I honestly just think I don't think I think we've got to agree about
There's certain spots you can like literally glitch under the map and outside the map
Put a fucking sock in it
should it be in seconds forced on forced off you want to honestly I don't I
don't know I didn't play like compi settings I just like was playing the
game of friends we have forced on or not I don't think so kid I think if you're
not using like stomach spots you don't really need it to be honest like if
you're trying to paint yourself in like it's not bad I think I think if you're
hiding in like cracks behind walls and shit and yeah then yeah that's what it
sounds like yeah it's prop hunt but like prop and like split soon if they
had sex but yeah the thing is you're not really a prop though you're kind of
just a person but you can go into a bunch of reposes like you can lay down you
You can curl it up into a ball.
You can camouflage it around you.
So, okay.
Like my pose?
Is that one there?
Oh, what's the pose button?
I don't think I'm in.
I don't think I'm in.
The pose button, that's your whole guard.
Yeah, look at my pose.
Wait, so can we turn it to objects
or are we literally gonna be this guy,
but we have to paint yourselves into shit?
You have to be this guy, but if you click on, I believe,
you can go into one of like eight poses
and they change up what you're going for.
Yes.
Oh, that's fine.
Like the method bro like that's like changing your pose is really important
Also, the most important thing in the game is the spacebar thing like if you have your paintbrush out and you spacebar on an area
Next to you it paints you the exact color of what you're standing on like it's really important
I think it's after
Yo, Ryan
Think it's F. Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm comfortable.
Is everyone in?
No. Mingus not. But I think it's working.
There's something that you should turn off whenever you're painting. You can press
V to turn off your shadow. So you've bled in a little better too.
Wait, wait. Timmy said it again? V? You said it.
Yeah. So when you press F, like put it yourself in paint mode and then press V to turn off
the shadow.
Oh, yeah.
I think that was better.
I'm not so sure.
Dude, I remember I wasn't doing that for like four hours then I finally did it and I forgot
to do it.
shadow bad as the shadow bad it could be yeah the shadow could kind of just
gives you away extra these also the thing to unmute your mic so you press
be it like I'm with your mic so you're double yeah I just needed you in game
thank you thank you thank you yeah we do but if you press be a deafened so I
I
Would I find it cool in discord in discord
The high tree and I'm guessing I do know why are you fuck? Yeah, but once you join you good
Wait, I can like low key levitate. How am I levitating right now?
Right, yeah, if you hug a wall you can hold space and like climb a wall as well
What?
Yo, uh, can we get a PC check on Muda? He's lovitating in the air.
Can we know his back record?
Yo, yo, it's in the game, it's in the game.
Who are we waiting on right now?
How's it going?
We're waiting on Miga, I think.
I'm gonna paint myself.
Dude, you guys are fucking cooked. I'm gonna go slow down there.
Guys, guys, what's that button where you can choose the color off the wall to match it with your space?
Oh, W-coms, bro.
Yo, now how do I paint thinner? I want to go thinner with it. I want to make bubble cracks and shit.
Right click, right click, hold right click, and it'll go smaller big.
You just didn't play before?
I just figured that out. I just figured that out. I just figured that out.
Here we go.
I have like two minutes on the game, bro. I just downloaded it.
I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone do me a favor. Can I restart the game? It likes
froze. Can everyone do what Muda? Look up real quick. Do you do I look like I'm matching
with the green thing? Where? Oh yeah. Now your body is in it. Yeah, you're not wrong.
us in the game by the way it will tell you if your body is too much in the wall
then recently like the hunters can see you like glow your body's outside of the
wall you can't talk to her bro you got you can't cheat I can't wait for the
200 gifted man I'm excited you hold right click to make it smaller but how
Make it big again now. I want to make it the same thing to see if you just move your mouse words up up or down
Bro what?
Hold your soul. Just hold right click and then go like move to your right
Let's go to your right and I'll make it bigger and switch your left. I'll make it smaller
Yeah
Oh my god, you're so cool and intelligent to me like I just said the same thing motherfucker fuck
These are the same thing
Bro, I'm in
Yo, hold on wait
You want to be a hunter gonna so shadow should be all right shadows way better. I'll say I'll say
We see in him on take talk
Hey, take it easy, bro. Like
I got you. I got you.
So what was the whole time say?
Oh, do we mute one or no?
No, no, you don't have to.
It's all just vision.
I think you should mute when you're painting yourself.
You talk to your chat.
Damn it.
All right, man, I bet.
Oh, all right, let's go, guys. Come on.
Let's go.
Oh, who are the Seeker?
Who are the Seeker?
Yo, don't worry, Timmy.
I'll use my wall hacks.
We'll find them.
I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
Thank you.
Timmy got a Seeker ball.
All right.
All right, lock him.
I'm gonna paint myself real quick.
Wait, why are we gonna paint ourselves?
Did you- can't we just paint yourself real nice?
I'm so fucking locked in, dude.
How do you paint?
GG. F-I-E-F.
Huh.
Is there a way I can get, like...
Oh look in front of me. How do I paint in front of me?
Bro, I don't know. Like, chat here maybe? Maybe here?
Why paint in front of me chat?
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna try a big dick on me.
You know we can air you, right?
Oh shit, my bad guys. Sorry. I'm gonna go ahead and shoot you off.
This looks way better way better way better
Yo, by the way if you stream sniping this you're degenerate mood up. Sorry. Yeah, I have something my throat
Hey
Your job, I'm not getting why can I not paint anymore? What happened all right the paint makes noise or not
Yeah.
Tell me how obvious are we going to see them, bro?
I mean, I think it's pretty obvious, too.
We're going to have to alt-tab it in.
So they can't change forms, right?
They can't change the objects.
They literally are the people.
Yeah, but they can make themselves look into like a ball or like an L shape.
Oh, pose.
Yeah, change poses.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
My spot is absolutely horrible.
Yeah, I'm coming too.
Yo, does this game have no game sound?
It doesn't, right?
It has little game sound.
If you want to look at the other spots, stop it.
What the fuck is this?
Mingo, Mingo.
What the fuck?
You're like blinking.
You got to color your entire phone.
What do you mean by blinking?
What do you mean by blinking?
Who's blinking?
No.
You don't even.
Warped into a wall for too long, you start to blink, it warms you though.
You know, so if I shoot something, is it like proper where I die if I shoot stuff?
And it's not-
No, no, no.
High-fives.
Okay.
High-fives.
I see you, boy.
Okay.
Well, I can just shoot everything?
Not too bad, you can, you can.
Interesting.
Okay, stopping, finally, did the right wh-
Squishy!
Oh my god!
Squishy, I respect it!
Oh my god!
That's really good.
Mingo.
Alright.
Hey, how do I see for y'all?
How do I see y'all?
Five?
Right click.
Okay, agent, that's pretty comp.
That's pretty comp.
No, it's good.
This spot is actually so good.
I actually haven't died.
I think my spot is a little bit terrible.
I got a texture myself.
I got a texture myself.
Yeah.
Shouldn't I be hearing whistles and shit?
Why's there no game sound?
Yeah.
I don't want to sound even high.
Oh, there you go.
I know.
My zero game's unlocked.
Hey, that was so tap in
Wait, we have no whistles we have no whistles. Oh, yeah, but one in one and five dude
Squishy that is like beautiful
Squishy have my favorite spot
That's crazy
Wait, Mingo got just a
What anybody not it's at it. I could say I could say oh
I'm on the screen.
I'm on the screen.
I'm on.
I'm on.
Dinksy how?
Like.
Oh my God.
I have a spot.
Silence, please.
Calm down.
Dude, this is tough.
Like, I don't know if I'm just blind, but like everything kind of just makes sense where
it looks.
I'm gonna laugh in here.
Wait a second.
Two seconds for your whistle.
Wait, but I'm not hearing the whistle.
I have no game sound to it
I'm not hearing the whistles, bro
A bit of a mootin
I'm stuck. I can't find anyone.
I'm surviving.
Is it high-fives in someone else?
High-fives? No.
High-fives, this is not a bad shout, kid.
It's not funny.
What is the next update?
You actually have no audio?
Wait.
Yeah, check. Do you have game audio?
I have no game audio.
Yeah, Squishy, you're dead?
Bro, I think I got this one because I'm not even kidding.
Not bad.
It's just too aware bro.
Whoa!
Oh my god.
Dude, the last man standing is High Vives.
Okay.
The last man standing.
One more whistle.
Yo.
But Timmy, would you just like put on this planet to play video games or something, bros?
Not bad.
Maybe, maybe perhaps.
Hold up, five seconds.
High Vives dies.
Whoa.
You know what High Vives I got you?
Oh
Yeah, he's definitely on you bro
What is the whistle shit
30 seconds there's a whistle that goes off that gives the location of one of the people so that's why when you hear the whistle it shows like where they are
So small though.
Key key.
You press R, you press R, and you can change your position.
Oh my god.
But Moody, did you get one?
I got zero, brother.
Zero, bro.
It's a tad hard.
Wait, are you not tapped?
I tapped it nine times.
I don't know.
Wait, when you're a hunter, all you do
is click on them when you find them.
I tapped in because you're like, you know what I mean.
I'm talking about game sound, you CTE bitches.
I know I'm not in game.
I'm talking about game sound.
Can you hear people running around, Jinx?
No, I literally can't hear anything.
I don't know why.
I have no sound.
Wait, Jinx, did you press Escape and then just go to the
Sound tab and then see what it says?
Yeah.
I was going to say, have you tried turning your sound off
and then on?
It just says sound quality is low, 100, 100, 100.
Plus it's on zero.
I think it's better.
Yeah.
I mean, you could do Scorpion instead of sub zero, though.
It's not even about the quality, though.
I just have no sound.
Like, it's not producing any sound.
actually so stupid on test okay I understand how the game is played now
so I thought you would have been you get it instantly you get it so yeah you see
what I find a single part to paint the hardening is very hard enough that you
hit space if you hit space you get the action of the walls and go back in yeah
Yeah, you can't do it in space.
You have space and you click the wall and then I'm back.
Can you hear games on now or not?
Literally nothing.
You should be able to hear songs.
Space?
Here, let me see if I can hear a stream really quick.
Yeah, no, I have audio. It's just my game.
It's literally just my game.
It could be your audio next year that your game is playing.
definitely just a Nicholas Stewart glitch bro I'm gonna be that you help you
edit thanks I have to hear like songs in the menu yeah I still hear nothing
what the fuck is happening bro it was working two days ago why is it not
working nice
Oh wait if you stand in the middle you get Hunter.
Yeah.
Yeah we'll change Hunters every game.
Yeah if no one stands in the answers random.
He doesn't do anything.
Yeah I don't have audio.
Yeah I don't just ignore it all bro.
I have no audio.
I don't know why.
This is like the weirdest shit ever.
I have audio in Twitch.
I have audio everything else.
I have audio in Twitch. I have audio everything else.
Uh, yo, just, uh, why don't you disable every single audio output that could have us disable everything?
Mom, it's disabled to chat! Guys, what is B gonna do, motherfuckers? The fuck is B gonna do?
I guess it just verifies files.
Bro, what? It worked two days ago, man.
You don't hear the game or the string doesn't hear the game?
here to get in the game in the game they're saying in the lobby now that's
just like the voices and that's the actual sounds I already like I already
like screamed at you guys about how I know that I'm muted in game I'm talking
about my game sound to not my microphone audio yeah I feel like being a chatter
rage-vain GC to do the best thing to do what the fuck is be gonna do guys is it
going to solve the world.
So, so anything drinks?
No, I literally hear nothing.
As soon as I hear it, I'll tell you what
does chipmunk mean?
It worked two days ago.
I closed the game.
I haven't changed anything.
Now it's not working.
And then my
I love the audio is working.
Control them.
It's got it's got to be something in the game
because my twitch audio is working.
I don't even know.
Yeah.
This is the only thing that was changed.
This is the change to.
Yeah, okay, maybe try that now
All right, I'm gonna click be in the game chat and then I'm gonna permanently fucking ban everyone in this fucking stream
That's what I'm gonna do people not gonna work you won't do it
Wait, I have something about whatever you did this work. Whatever you did this work, but yeah
Yo, Chad good comes on be get banned
Just ban him ban him ban him
You're not you're not showing yo squishy, bro
Yeah
Yeah, sorry guys, how do you leave?
Just return to title, escape return to title.
Oh, Mike got hacked.
Thanks, fuck.
Face it.
Now, dude.
Alright, please just work.
Okay, thank you.
Fuck.
I hate when shit just doesn't work.
Alright, type that shit, have Brian.
New code, new code, baby.
Yeah.
Yeah, everybody get the game now though. I really get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, my name is Selena and I want to have sex with you
Selena chill
Yeah, nobody nobody said that game
Nobody said that zero people fucking no one type that shit
Not a damn soul bro
No, no, don't hate me because I look good bro tell
Bro, you look good, bro, but like your nipples face opposite directions, bro. All right
I'm not kidding. They look like they're running from each other. Okay, like, uh, bro, you're muscular, bro
I'll give that to you, Muda
Thank you, I guess
You guys are just like suck your own nipples or when I was a candy
Yeah, what about trying to suck your own dick
When I was a kid, yeah, I'm not gonna lie when I was a kid. Yeah, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna lie my bad. All right
Anyway, what's the code? Hi guys?
Yeah, but let me just say the code.
The first time my balls ever dropped,
that was the first thing I did with one of my first directions
was I tried to see if I could talk your own day.
Yeah, really?
Did you try to suck your dick before you stroke the game?
No.
So the first time I was stroked by Wiener
was to the Anaconda music video when I was 12 years old.
I shot three blanks, got scared, thought I was going to die,
and then took two years off of it before returning.
All right, thanks.
You can still hear that?
The small break, some would say.
Interesting, interesting.
Two-storey, yeah, I can hear it, I can hear it.
It's all good, I'm just gracious now.
But who, is everybody in?
I'm in the middle of a fight.
You excited?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
I'm not in, I'm not in.
Not bad.
Mingo, looking cop, baby.
Not bad?
Yeah, yeah, by the way, when you paint yourself,
you have to paint your back, or it will be completely white.
It's really easy to notice.
I see the vision.
Oh.
It's like I'm at the top of my head.
Oh, fuck.
It could be hard to just like copy a brick
and then paint yourself like a brick.
I don't think so, but you should definitely
try to paint your entire body like one color first
and then start working on the lines and stuff.
Don't say it's lock in, bro.
Bro, I am locked.
No, I'm sorry.
This is what it looks like.
Hunter, wait time 90 seconds, right?
Yeah, wait, how am I not locked?
Because the other time when you played, bro,
You died first every run every run. Okay first. Yeah, but to be fair that was just some lucky
No, it jinxie like it's loose
Lucky you want to be the hunter
Yeah, I'm down. All right. Well agent wait agents. I'm done. I think this through wait. No, it's me
Can we say can we say can we talk? Oh, it's me and agent me and agent we what?
Yeah, I just log in right?
Hey, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Oh, but you know is it this
We have to paint ourselves and make ourselves as scary as humanly possible, bro. All right, lock it. Give me the paint you and you paint me
Yeah paint and paint my back. Yeah. Yeah. Hold up. Let me get you right. What do you want your back to look like?
Wait, let me paint you
No, I don't know
I don't think I could paint agent now you can't you can't paint other players damn they need to update that
It's a middle finger chat you look you like my middle finger
Yeah, I was actually gonna do one of those as well. That's like Mike. That's like my signature
This game I like to have a penis on my guy
Why can't I turn how do I fucking turn my guy? Why's he not turning?
Yeah, I think um, there's like a turn button, I think what is the body to turn how do you turn I?
Don't know
Yo guys, how do you turn?
Like in pink mode like how I turn my body so I can see my front
You hold all the whole disc roll wheel and drag I see it now. Oh all the left click. Oh my god hold this real wheel and drag
Okay, I see it
Nice!
Let's go!
Alright, so Agent Lock-in.
Yes, you were able to go elsewhere.
We always spread out, spread out.
They can be literally anywhere or anything.
Door's open or not?
Oh god, I'm gonna be horrible at this.
Okay.
Anybody want to give me a clue?
Yo, I see some weird stuff going on.
Why can't I change?
Oh
So none of y'all opted to go in the main lobby, huh interesting
Are we pussy why you spamming it I bet I'm going upstairs
You guys spam the whistle if you're comforting your spot man. Yeah, like if you believe
What the fuck?
100%
Wait, bro
But he has like, BAAAAAAAH MINGO!
BAAAAAAAH MINGO!
This game is bad
Nah, you die to Agent Zero game, like that's very very bad
Yo, why am I blinking red?
You're a fucking sweat dude
You're like in the wall MINGO
I'm not doing this, I haven't been seeing anybody
Ever, this is it
the fuck is this oh my god y'all don't
test that ass dude y'all don't test that
ass dude yo what the fuck is this
bro stop thinking you're not only please
bro where the fuck are these guys at I
don't know but we don't have that much
time jinx you got a lock in dude
Bro, I haven't found you buddy.
You've found some.
Wait, did I die?
Oh my god! I'm getting this game!
Who's in the bottom floor?
Like behind the couch with like the uh...
Jesus Christ.
My spot is so bad.
Do we have like limited bullets?
Yeah, I'll limit it.
Bro, your spot is really good bro.
Shut up!
You guys are not fighting to me.
Yeah, maybe.
Fine to me
How is that possible
Well she has nothing to say.
Where is he at?
Oh my god!
He's got him right here, get him!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He's got him right here.
He's got him.
Bro, agent is shooting.
Where is this guy at?
You are blind.
No, no, no.
What do you mean I'm blind?
Oh god, you're blind.
No.
I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna rage off.
No, no!
I'm gonna rage off this game.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Man, I'm messing with you. I don't know where he is.
Yo, JC, you fucking suck!
I can't fucking hear my fucking voice!
Yo!
My agent, I don't have any blood even!
He was over here on the wooden beam on the top on the roof
Dinksy is actually alive.
Oh my!
What do you mean I'm alive?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, especially I.
I'm stuck in a state!
I need you to go on and do my life.
Dinksy, wait!
Come on!
No!
It's just Dinksy.
Look!
Look at Dinksy!
Look at Dinksy!
Oh my god, bro!
Oh my god!
No!
No!
Oh my god!
Go away!
There you go!
Go away!
No, thanks. You just got orphaned bro. That was crazy
Yo
No, bro, you're doing it!
You were right there, contest!
He was there the whole time, bro.
He was there the whole time, bro.
I got a jitter in the ass.
I got a quiff. I got a jitter in the ass.
Nah.
Alright, GC, how many people did you kill?
Wow.
I think he's gone, bro.
I think he's...
Just like, how many people? Did you kill like, three or four or what?
I don't know how many I have to kill.
Hold on.
I have a f**king seed dog
I GOT THREE
Bro, the worst part is that I didn't even paint until we were like a minute in because I realized I had the shittiest spot ever
Yeah, but the shittiest spot often is like the best spot
No, no, like I was starfishing on the floor and LA had like an unpainted body in the main lobby
Yeah, bro, you're standing in front of your dog, there's the whole f**king dog
Bro
That's crazy.
You should do some like the community match where you don't know what he spots.
After playing one time, I have an idea on how to hide now.
I need it like one time, until you have an idea now.
I feel like now I can hide in the most stupid spot fucking ever and still get away with it
because it's not a test.
Wait, Muda, Muda, if you want to hide like me, bro, you gotta get at least four soft
for us on that PC bro. This is generational skill.
Wait, Mingo's stopping on first?
I think after that experience, I completely understand how the games play it.
I get it now. I see both POVs.
Do you want the other Havas?
No, no, no.
Oh, you can pick!
You jump on the right thing, I think it's like, it picks two right in people.
Let's tell you got it, that's fine.
I didn't I didn't click on the random. Oh stepping on this. Yeah. Yeah
Okay, you're trolling
Almost bleeds you know, that's how you got her
When you stomp it yeah in this
huh
Well, if you stay on the red thing if you stay on the red thing you're a hunter talking hunter agent
It's fucking four of us. So who's gonna be the hunter?
Also, you gotta be on the circle when the time hits zero
Or do you have to be on a circle when he starts the timer?
I know but what if everybody does it though
I mean, I don't understand so you stand on this button and you just randomly picks
If there's more people on it, if you're the only two, it'll certainly pick you too.
That makes no sense, bro.
What?
I hate you. What?
I don't understand.
If no one stands on it, it'll randomly pick it.
Exactly.
So if nobody stands on it, it randomly picks.
But if mad people stand on it, it randomly picks.
It'll randomly pick through people that are on it.
Squishy!
Sorry.
If there's only two people on it, it'll be 100%
Okay, wait, it's like imagine there's a pizza party and there's only one slice of pizza left, but four people want it
Some of the teacher does any mini-mini mode to choose who gets it
Imagine that, but it's automatically done by the game system
If you stand in the middle of the orange button, does that make sense?
Like there's no fucking way for your part
I get it, but only if you want the pizza
Exactly, okay, okay, okay, that's what you have to say man, y'all was complicating it
What?
I mean, you shouldn't explain it like that with her
Bro, like I mean, I didn't know how to put a fucking pizza analogy, I'm honest, yeah,
I don't know
I miss someone
uh guys we might have to get a one-less check on jing see yes
is he good um oh he's not even i thought he brought the chat with him he just
There's just, he's just abandoning everybody.
I just found him.
He's just thinking to slap, bro.
What the fuck?
Um, well in that case, I guess when he comes back everybody's just being leaked.
You know, he's like, oh my god, what leaked?
Classic.
Wait, how is he doing the fencing?
He's like, look down.
Oh, okay.
bro like nah jixie's definitely just nutting one out right on the back
100% it's because we talked about anaconda that got him down
and I watched the video I see his vision you know
he's watching the music video
alright then
wait squishy where did you hide last round I got like 8000 points bro
I was right above you, I was on the balloon,
so they could see me the whole time,
but it's hard to spot.
Okay, so it's like, same as, same as me then?
Yeah, you get more points,
I think you're in the line of sight of the...
That's crazy, and you were shiny too.
I didn't even know you could use your material.
Holy shit!
Boy, he's good, whatever, did you take the shit,
did you jerk off?
Yo!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
How about if you press the paint thing,
there's like a metallic, you see the metallic thing on there?
How many lines did you do, Jason?
I didn't do it in the lines man. Wait, what got leaked? Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Okay
What was leaked what was leaked? Check Twitter check Twitter
And stop it and mingo as the hunters all these guys gonna be sweats bro
Oh
Classic
Dude chat you want to know the method literally what yep, that's the method, okay?
Oh dad, oh you guys are good. I'm fucked. It's gonna be easy
All right, so you mean
I want to get like right in here your rhyme. Yeah, this shit about to be free
I
Want to get like in here, bro
Get me in there, baby
Why is everyone so quiet whenever we're absolutely dialed, but I can't watch them
Everyone's meeting but it's to me a secret. We're good
No, I'm not.
Oh, it's getting scary.
Look at that.
Wait, stop it at who?
Wait, tell me, I believe in this one.
You like that?
Yeah, I just won the game.
Look, I'm going to check the roof, you check the floor.
I bet.
I guess I've caught their calming.
Yeah.
I
Heard that
No way
I don't know what happened. I like that passion agents
You know
Yo, Timmy, uh, what
Alright
I can't find his painting bro!
I can't stand it bro!
I can't stand it bro!
How many more people are there?
Oh my god!
That's funny, he's like now I've got him bro!
That's two people left
Me and Dante's
What is this paint bro?
You look like a freak!
Bro, I can't find them right?
Yo Dante!
There's no way this works!
Wait, what's like in?
There's no way you didn't watch a fucking YouTube video about this game
Discovered it on your own
out of everyone alive
wait, where's the word?
out of everyone alive, don't say it's the one
you can look on the left hand side, do you see all the red teams?
yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah
no, I know, like, my game is showing that he's alive, but he's dead
no, Muda, no different, bro, that's all it is
to me, you're never right at the end
bro, am I blind?
don't say it
can't you survive 90 seconds?
dude, I got it!
no!
where was he?
on the wall, look at it
I knew you were kind of with it. Yeah, how are you so big?
And how's it gonna be?
That's not been seeker yet. Who has not been seeker. I mean, all right, hi Brian and Dante's
We could
Squidsdale, Jingle, and Dante's or whoever, whoever wants to go, bro.
Wait, how do you, how does it pick like who's going to be hunters?
To me, Dante's.
Hey, it's finally, so I want to, I want to, it's like a matching.
You have like an ice cream party, right?
And there's only one ice cream cone left and like the three people have one.
And so the teacher randomly chooses.
Oh, I love your analogies, Dante's and your expectations, bro.
I got you.
Oh, I got you.
I haven't you guys wanted you know what be a sweat, but Dante's has some form of ct
So we might cancel out it might cancel no, I'm actually like blind this game, bro. I'm actually blind
Let's get me free. We got this shit easy
I'm not a hunter
Timmy accidently stepped on it, fuck.
Chat, dare I say?
I mean I dabble, I dabble.
Yo, Timmy, we need to do like matching skins bro, what are we doing here?
I gotcha, I gotcha.
Chat, dare I dabble, dare I dabble?
Alright all black and then we add some blue maybe get like some heck room flames in all right, okay
Okay, I got
What's a nice blue? Oh too big?
How do you make yourself smaller you know how to do that how do I paint my entire body?
Well, no, bro, what the fuck is going on
How do I make this thing smaller to the left?
That looks like Hecarim.
Honestly dude, it's giving that vibe lowkey.
Good, let me do that.
Alright, that's good.
I'm getting maximal movement speed right now.
Yeah, no, you just gotta fucking hit the ghost.
Alright Timmy, whoever gets more wins.
Okay babe, what the fuck is that?
What the fuck is this map?
All stuff.
Alright, who's it been?
This is fucking hard bro.
I already know one of them is on the fucking cloud guaranteed like one of them is chasing the cloud
Wait, I hear you double I hear you double to me. Could you death in a game? Yeah, I don't know
Bro have us. How you dead?
You're a bot!
You're a bot!
Have us look at me, look at me, look, look, look, look, look
Why is no one on the ground that's like a fucking ginger, bud?
They might not know
No, T, T, T, right? T
Not this one
Bro, what the fuck?
Wait, can we go in the houses?
I'm sure there's some places you can talk oh my god
I just saw it there was like a little outcropping. I was like no that looks like a little stick man shape, dude
Highbyes dare I say dare I say I don't know you say goodbye Jinxie
But it's there anybody get on those clouds. I feel like it's not possible. They're kind of high up
Wait, maybe one of them is this guy so it's like a marshmallow
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stopping.
It's not really good.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Man, we're like, mine's bad, but like it works, you know, it's.
Timmy, dude, you're like a bot dude.
like a lot dude. Nah, he cheesed that he yelled. He's washed dude. Timmy you're washed at seeker
bro. Wait, where's the gun? Where's the gun? Where's the gun? Oh my god. How is this working?
No, Tim please, how is this working? Somebody tell me. Oh my god. Dude, if y'all don't find
You guys are gonna be really mad at yourself in about a minute here
like I
legitimately thought I was gonna be the first
No, is this real
This map is hard
This is cinema if I want this I'm not listening wait you're kind of doing this cinema
Yeah, I am my players like doing the like thing
Not that you're blonde, I think you're a mood
Like good
It's not even like never mind, man
It's always good. My spot is still at the best spot
Well how like how do we would have your spots actually log
Would have the legs don't even yes, isn't your the jaycee's still alive, man
No, it's not a miracle bro. It's over. It's not whistling. Stop whistling. You got to have
I'll whistle if you whistle I'll do a fool. I have a troll spot, bro. No, I'm not whistling man
Whoa, squishy, who are you feeling like?
Yeah, I told you I can't paint, bro, I can't draw.
Whoa, no way.
I literally can't find anything.
Oh, no.
Dude, what?
No.
Oh, no.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I can't believe that worked that long ago.
All right, let's back to y'all.
Oh, look at me.
The Jinxies start snitching, are they?
Squishy, that hope.
Yeah.
No.
Don't worry, bro. Wait so squished. I'm not gonna say anything
One more whistle
I
I was the gingerbread I made it to the last like 30 seconds. I had the most points. Oh my god
Yeah, that's awesome. The best
It's my spot hopper not look
I had the same spot last shit was worse. It's like the same idea
I kind of like hiding there, no? I think it's more fun, I think.
So for points you need to see in the light of sight of the person, they have to be close.
So you were like behind something so no one saw you the whole game basically.
Yeah, technically like hiding too good like that isn't good for points.
What do we do with the points actors for the 2-1 to get the subjuices given out afterwards?
Yeah, yeah.
Bro, what the hell, bro?
I'm not good at such a match.
Yeah, yeah, me and you are such a match.
You see what's the play?
Chats on them one more, one more.
Gotta be 10.
So I'm gonna be, so I'm gonna be.
Chats that I'm hunting on.
Don't stop on the room.
I mean, I have, I mean, I have, I mean, I have.
So I'm gonna be in the open then, guys.
Like, do I need to make it obvious?
Yes.
Because if you're in like a,
you're finding this part, I'm all good enough.
Good luck.
I need to paint.
I'm gonna be cool.
But this needs silver.
kind of do this game is actually such a good game
but not even get a lot this game is so
oh wait how do you do that
metallic max metallic max
oh you taking my spot
you can't get in front of me though
I guess
oh my god that's crazy
yeah
wow
who are the seekers
asking for a friend who are the seekers asking for
me have us me have us
Does anyone know how to pay your entire visit might be
well
Chat you're right. Yeah, this is your right app chocolate, bro. I
Let's see
I have a different strap up. I'm not gonna feel crazy. I can't see nobody in this
I don't know, I'm probably going to be one too.
Chad, now I know you're right, you're right.
I have a strap, okay?
I have a strap, don't worry.
10 seconds.
Yo, agent, what up, bro?
How's it going?
Hey, I'm chillin', man.
I'm pitying you right now.
I'm pitying you, I'm pitying you.
Here we go.
I like it.
Okay.
Got this map, okay.
Oh
I always be a balloon myself bro, so like I'm always looking at the balloons, you know
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's a good spot a spot
Oh fuck oh hell no
I
Are for you guys
No creativity, bro. See I was gonna try to run around and like flank hi-fives, but I died to
Have I seen you have it? No, I feel like I'm going
Look I'm missing some right there have us
Stop stop stop. I gotta move. I gotta move
All right, let's go check out some spots
Bro Mooda's like doing this fucking permachy shit, bro. This is not fair
Is it bad dude? It's like borderline cheating, right dude. Dude. Muda always
Bro, it's a party game bro friggin relax, dude
It's not to be like tucked behind something something that's really hard to find
Bro, he went from a lamyki spot to being a tumor on the wall
It says it, top of the screen, have at 18 seconds.
Bro, I hate dying, I hate again.
It has to be from a move.
That's not just skating.
I'm gonna get a second, bud.
Chugging chips, I'm not fat.
One has to be here.
That's the cry of your life.
Oh, what?
Where did that come from?
Yo, do that one more time, we'll do that.
Do it one more time.
Yo, whistle, whistle, whistle.
They're quiet
Whoa, what is that?
Hmm
Stunt have us yeah nothing
Probably
Actually do not know
actually like bad. Well, Muda, ask yourself what you ever find yourself.
I didn't have the worst box. I can't believe we survived last time.
Or this time, bro. That's a pass.
Ah, hey, I heard one snack in North America, and a one.
What is this?
Goldfish.
I heard. All right, let's use the line.
OK, Muda's sweating.
Oh, I can't find any home.
Jixie, is this a bad spot or a good spot, bro?
that's not it no like muta play all you want bro i think you should be able to
swap
oh nice i died nice we're still alive i don't mean i can't even see you's alive yeah
muta what's muta the spot is us mingo you're you're detected mingo you're
that oh god i'm gonna run i like this track
woman to talk
What?
What?
What's in the mobby?
Bro, Mingo got...
Man?
Okay, so I died in one second, but he could do all this in one round.
Run! Run! Run!
Hey, Jay, it's kind of lucky because you were at the spawn, like I can respawn now.
No, you're Mingo, Mingo. You should just...
That's crazy.
Nice drive! Oh my god, what an escape.
What an escape.
They're moving
No, he's on the move bro. Where do you go though? It has to be someone here, but I'm waiting wait
Put him at the shoulder peak
Oh my god, there's definitely someone in the kitchen
There's someone in here
Oh, shit, up here, up here.
Oh, no.
I was like, what the fuck?
Bro, what the fuck?
You can't even sneak.
Mooda, where's Mooda?
Mooda, Mooda.
I see that, like, boy.
I thought that was bad.
You set a ramp when you change sides.
I was trying to think near him for points.
I was trying to think near him for points.
That's not that method.
Yeah, I thought it was work, to be honest.
Loki, the method is running, bro.
if you run you can get away from like anything because then they assume an
area is clear and then you retake the area that they thought was clear
that is like you want to invite X yeah yeah
I can not. Mingguan, Loki sold you but that was like way too funny to watch
from. Oh the group is full of shy stuff. Do you have to make a new group? No you can only
have 10 people in a group. We all like make a server. Can't you do like a
20th century though. I came by this word. Wait, but who did anybody leave or no? Nobody left, right?
No, like you only have 10 people in there. Yeah, but nobody left. Oh, you added,
you added spoiler, but spoiler is in the line. I can't, I can't. You're the, you're the,
oh, can I do it? Yeah. All right. No, it's not working.
Oh, he's definitely deaf and deaf.
X is in joining.
I don't think he's fine.
Classic.
So you guys get Sephardic?
Should we just start then?
Yeah, just start and see if he joins the call.
Oh, he's joining in.
Hello?
X, you down for Mecca?
Mecca Camillian?
How long have you played?
I don't know, probably like an hour or two hours, maybe an hour and a half.
I'll be there in like 20 minutes because I got voted.
Bet, no worries bro, see you soon.
No, no, I'll join the lobby.
Wait, what?
I was in the lobby 20.
Yeah, I know, see you soon.
Keep it up behind the bar.
Wait, we're running out of maps though.
Timmy, do you know how to do custom maps?
Do I know how to do custom maps?
Yeah.
Like after this one?
Because this is our last map.
Have you guys played all these maps before?
Or not?
I have custom maps.
Okay, you got this.
Somebody in the chat said,
God, you're so awkward.
No, no, no.
I don't know how.
I guess we'll figure it out.
Who wants to be Humpty?
Wait, Humpty?
Humpty?
I kind of like the Humpty.
Dude, Humpty is ass.
I like hiding, bro.
I'm going to be a leader.
Hunter.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
All right.
What?
Yeah, boy.
That's great.
All right.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
Oh my god.
Oh, this is the hardest map of the game.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
So the one time I go become a hunter.
It's harder.
It's harder.
No, it's harder.
Yeah.
I
Like an idea of like how to hide. I think I have like an eye now
Yeah, that's impossible. Yeah, we should find Asia first
Dude, I'm not even doing nothing
Dude
All right, I got it
Oh, no, that's the wrong color
All right, let's lock in here
Yo chat, what what am I doing wrong? Terrible? This is not terrible, bro. This is an elite spot. Bro, what the fuck am I doing wrong? Oh, no, get up!
What am I doing wrong? What?
Bro, I didn't want the fuck to go! Oh, it's chocked. Okay, uh, there's a pie for that.
I just stick to the wall like a dumbass expecting to look like a mic, we need to look for that, this sound.
I'll bet I'll bet I'll bet.
This is kinda difficult.
Alright, where you're not? Here I come!
Muda, no cheating.
What the hell are we cheating?
No, alright.
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
Well, well, well.
Does painting make sound cues or no?
I don't believe that.
I
died
This is hard. That's a hard man
Hardest map of the game. This is the easiest map of the game to seek on hardest map to hide on
I fuck with that heavy
I
Thought it's something is a choice. Okay. I was literally locked in
Maybe that's the work on jixi bro, but not me
What the fuck was that?
Luna, you are the worst player in the fucking lobby, bro!
You are the worst player in the lobby!
Maybe if I was Jixi, that would work, bro.
But come on, bro.
I actually have eyes!
I actually have eyes, bro.
Um, an angle.
Yeah, you guys are fucking funny.
If I was Asian, where would I hide?
Is Asian already dead?
I'm alive and well. I'm doing good.
What the fuck is he at?
I'm not whistling at all, neither. You're gonna have to find me.
I'd rather die than whistle. I'd rather die.
You didn't see that one?
I'm dead.
Oh my god, why is my timing so fast?
That's probably the best.
we good chat yeah you can hide is a little more time to paint Timmy you're
yeah I just need more time I'm done Timmy you're talking in GC by the way I
I heard a whistle if you're in my tree.
Yeah, Dixie.
Dixie, just click B. Just click B, Jim.
Dixie, Dixie.
Nice.
Yeah, what's up, Tom?
You like my thought?
Agent, I mean, Agent, that was not a bad spot, bro.
Stop it.
That was good, right?
Hey, I won't take it.
Tom, that's your last of the longest, bro.
How about this?
It's not bad.
Boom.
I got second!
You whistle?
Oh, it whistled for me.
That's my soul, man.
I was going to say it all about the whistle.
Yeah, Loki, the Force Whistler's our ass,
No, I mean especially like back rooms that shit is ass
No, this map is yo, it's gonna be how do we do custom maps should we do the mic?
Yeah, I mean
There's like fan made
45 force times 45 we get up to the 60
Yo, let's play a lot and a big ass, man.
Yo, 60.
Yo, 60.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's get the hiders one time in five.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, okay.
I think you should do 120 for hiders.
Bro, apparently there's new towns.
So, like, increases, like, maybe, like, 30 more seconds.
Okay, so, 100 wait time, 120.
What are you doing?
Get off my ass!
Yeah, 100 wait time, 120.
And then, what's the whistle right now?
The whistle's 60.
I just upped it.
I'd be like, I don't know, let's do 80.
Yeah, I feel like there's too many whistles.
Yeah, Mooda.
Okay, okay.
Try to help us each.
Alright.
Oh, that's a low blow.
That's a low blow.
You know the random map of the OGs, random map of the OGs.
Can you use custom maps?
Do you guys see how they remove you, Milady?
You see.
Fucking custom games.
Yeah, talk to me, talk to me, talk to me.
They did a permabasso.
How did we do the custom map?
They did a permabasso.
I don't know how to do it and it's probably a headache to set up, but I don't know if Timmy knows how to do it
Then we can do it, but I don't know how to do it. I know you have to download it, but I don't know how to like sign it up
Yeah, man, I don't know if you
Just do it just do it serious is good. Okay, we can do servers for your checks
You go back in the old team apps are fine
Okay, okay, how many oh team apps are there chat four or five?
There is I think six or seven things six
All right, I need to actually focus on this one I always down serious
I'm gonna even play well all day. Don't fumble now. Please. I need to win
Chisha, but this is just too obvious man
Yeah, that's not bad.
Okay, I have the best spot in the game.
Just quit now.
I
This
That's over
So what do you mean too obvious bro, is this not the best spot ever?
No, I don't know my part. Oh, I'm about to say yeah, but she's okay
No, what are you eating? What are you eating? What are you eating? I mean Chicago mix?
You know like the popcorn the popcorn that's like caramel and cheese
I don't know. What the fuck?
That's how you got it. From Costco.
Is it good? Oh, it's so good, though.
It sounds disgusting, but I'm going to take your taste buds word for it.
Mmm, caramel and cheese pop. I'm going to get my ass cheeks.
That didn't work. That's Canadian shit?
No, maybe, maybe, maybe, only Canadian.
I never ate that.
Wait, you're Canadian?
Yeah, we can.
What part?
Like, near Toronto.
Oh, cool.
Congrats on the 6-0 victory.
Appreciate it.
I'll appreciate it.
Yeah, some of us is like though, unfortunately,
but I hope he's doing better.
Yeah, yeah, he's doing better, probably.
Oh, no.
All right.
I didn't have enough time.
Oh, no.
Mirror, mirror on the wall.
Mirror, mirror on the wall.
on the wall. Mm hmm. Mere mere on the wall. Oh God. This is this is just a game about
being observant. And one thing about me. I'm really observant. Squishy. Oh my God. Oh
Oh my god.
High-fives, that's locked.
Oh my god, this map is hard.
Yeah, this is a hard map, so.
But it's gonna be okay, we'll be alright.
To me, that's beautiful.
All your guys' spots are good, holy shit.
Mingo has one of those spots where he's just terrified.
And Stompin only painted half of his body.
I mean, bro.
But a quick peek.
A quick peek is at least a point.
Whistled in six seconds.
Agent, have you found anyone or no?
No, I haven't seen a single soul, man.
Wow.
Wait, Jinx, you think I won with this?
No, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm actually about to piss myself. Wait, what the fuck?
Yeah, Mooda, you found anybody? No, I heard someone on this wall, but
I can't fucking see them. Oh shit, this is actually insane.
I don't get it. I literally got hurt in him.
I just don't get it.
Oh, I haven't been in here.
It's good. It's good. It looks so good.
Yo, what the fuck?
Bro, Timmy, your spot's good.
Wow.
It's so good, right? Like, I'm like so good in there.
Holy shit.
Yo, I don't shoot in the same spots.
I don't know what to do!
Yeah, stop it, that's not real, bro.
There's no fucking way.
Dude, can you get it on the other end or no?
No, I can't find nobody!
Neither, bro.
No!
No!
That's not fucking real.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
It's gonna be a buzzword!
I'm gonna listen!
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!
What the fuck?
Mingo!
No, no, no, Mingo.
You're the entire body.
No, I'm going for points with this one.
I'm gonna play 60.
Oh, no!
No!
Did I die?
There's one, there's one.
Not bad, though.
There's one
I'm so live let's fucking go
No way
I heard someone on me, but I don't see them.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.
And Jack, how will you simpletons complain about my spot?
You're gonna die.
It sucks.
Too obvious.
Look at my fucking spot, buddy.
Yo, this is gonna be the hardest map in the entire history.
Yo, this is crazy.
Fucking simpletons.
No, this game is literally...
This game is a generation, oh, bro.
Let's go and speak.
Move back
Wait, you haven't died
where my timing is horrible
God that's how does this shit keep working bro
yo JC I'm locked bro I'm actually locked
somebody gotta be somebody
I don't know that's actually super good that's holy shit
thank you what
oh my god
You guys are a demon!
Bro, there's no one here!
Yo, this shit is bloody bro!
Oh my god.
Yo, yo, agent, agent!
Yo!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
I
Did you go back to the room you killed Dante's
Agent go behind you
Crazy, yeah, what the fuck oh my gosh your first shot missing by
Hold on. Hold on.
It's not my shot.
That's nice.
But...
Holy... Wait.
I think...
How about this?
This is actually better than the other one.
The Archie map is fucking good.
You're doing pretty good, man.
Okay.
Wait, Jinxie.
You were watching when I was like running around the ping the whole round.
I was literally like trying not to laugh the whole time, bro.
Squishy, you seen that?
Southern.
Yeah, it was timing him.
You were just timing him?
Until you died.
That was like...
That was like siege movement.
Just timing him around the corner the whole time.
We need more search time or not?
I think that's good.
Oh, can we use it?
If I host, I have the maps ready.
Oh, that's perfect. You can do it. Yeah.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Oh, we should also try infected.
Wait, Simi, are you going to do the custom maps?
Yeah, yeah.
Some of them are a bit hard, so I'm just going to make the timer like longer.
Um, you guys...
Yeah.
Yeah
But yeah, the thing about infected that's dumb though. No, it's like let's say I see Timmy and Timmy sees me
But then Timmy dies just immediately gonna run but you can't you know, you can't see you can't see other people's hiding spots
Oh, what that might be? It's the same same password and I think just add a one up in
Bro, let me do one try infected then fuck it. Yeah, let's try infected. How about you wait?
You want you want infected in default. Oh gmaps. Yeah, okay too many drum back quick, and then we'll do it
Infected
This is the one where like everyone becomes something right like yeah, yeah
Yeah, but the reason why infected is good is because you can get like a crazy like 1v9 clutch
Yeah, you gotta be a bigger map than us. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say.
She probably hiding seek mention.
In fact, it have a different map pool than the main ones like bigger maps.
No, not the same apps again. Okay, we could do mention.
It's the realsies. Alright, bye bye. Let's do it. Let's do it.
Let's see.
I'm putting this away, y'all. I can't.
Let's keep on behind her.
Yes, I did.
What's in my mouth?
Lock him. Let's go.
Lock him. Lock him.
Wait, who's infected? Who's on tour?
Oh, god.
New idea.
Oh, it is fucking bad.
Okay, but does that mean, like, y'all are infected?
You make yourself smaller, bro. Yes, everybody's
Hold on and wait this map is good. I thought you'd like make your default shit smaller. No, what the fuck
How do you do that? I'll do this. I'll do this. I'll go to paint and then metallic turn it all the way up
Okay, I got high some red light. All right. I didn't see that
It's at the bottom at the bottom of the menu metallic a roughness took a slider
Oh, yeah, all the way up. Yeah
Yeah.
That's a good spot, Tater, now.
Everybody's saying that.
Yeah, it's like, what number?
I just hit all the way up one.
What the fuck?
Yo, I'm realizing just how bad I am at this game right now.
Bro, you can't get in there.
I'm like crazy.
You don't see us now?
What?
Metallic in the paint, like.
Oh, yeah, it's working, but you're on a different color.
Go pure white.
You're shining.
Can't paint you.
That's that's not a very shout. That's not a bad shout. Oh
Wow look like shit
This could work I'm not
I
That's my
Ever gone
Infected all right, let's see
So wait, how does effective work? So once you once you want to get down there you become a hunter
Hold on so that means everyone's gonna be hunters
Effectively so then who's gonna be hiding?
I don't understand once you get found you become the seeker and until the last person's found
Yeah, I get that but isn't that what we've been doing
There has to be someone in the main lobby
Well, hold on I'll read the main lobby or read the game
No
map in the game oh yeah so we should I can't fight I can't find anyone bro yeah
this map is hard whoa motherfucker wait that everyone just whistled no I did it
I did it because I'm a G where you at I heard you Manga I'm nowhere near you
you have us? How do I tell you? Wait, am I seeking right now or? No, you're, you're
hiding. Are you truly? He's totally getting rid of me. Whoa. What the fuck? Oh, where?
that am I wait I'm not gonna lie I might win this I might be the last man
standing yeah I got the most points they keep walking by me bro what you're in
the game right you're in the game yeah I think I'm hiding right now okay so
basically uh
explain it is like
every death
new hunter new hunter new hunter so like once you before once you died you
spectated but now if you die you actually hunt so you always have something
to do now did you guys even load into the game where the fuck
for y'all so i don't respond after i die
yeah you become a hunter right away if you die if you die if you don't die you just live
yeah that's impossible so what's the goal
What are you fucking get ass like bro what?
Infected infected zombies infected zombies, bro. I know but you just said I gotta kill everybody, but I'm hiding so I'm good
When you die like not now when you die when you die
Agent it's like you're it's like you're gonna zombie apocalypse right and right now you're a human
But then if they if the zombies find you they turn you into a zombie as well
So even though you're a human now, you're gonna become a zombie eventually if you get found, does that make sense?
OHHHHHHHHHH
Why would you say it like that!
Bro bro bro bro, what? It's just that I only understand when dogs are...
I haven't heard no whistles this whole game.
Yes, but you're not locked in, dude.
Also, you outcast me five times.
Does anybody die? Does no one die?
No, I can't find nobody.
That's actually embarrassing.
This map isn't
What?
No
I'm expecting a high-five and help him out
High-fives, keep looking at him
Yo, dude
Bro, y'all are not
Yo
No, no, no
You guys give up?
No, no, no
I'm not even kidding
I can't say, I can't say
Are we?
Am I supposed to be seeking?
No
What?
What?
What?
He's got him frozen.
What?
Uh, you guys got like insanely good at the game.
Yeah.
Nice.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
It's a classic, Muda dying first, what else is new?
I didn't even see it by the way, I literally couldn't see it.
Muda!
Wait, so wait, wait, you didn't even see me, you just shot?
Yeah.
Oh, where? Like...
Wait, that was actually a good mode, especially on this map.
No, this map is insane.
Wait, y'all actually walked by, you stared at me at one point, I'm not even sure I'm...
What?
What?
Huh?
Mirror, mirror, one second.
No
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Don't tell.
It's a Luda coffee.
Luda coffee, Timmy's spot.
You saw my shirt?
No, I'm not.
What the fuck?
Yeah, Jesus, the ball.
Wait, Timmy, you earned the same spot?
Bro, I would have never found you, bro.
No, Timmy's was actually crazy.
What's the hell?
Oh my God.
The map is insane, the hard.
Do you guys want to run about one more time with two hunters and then infect it again?
Yeah, make moody of the first infected though.
We're always getting like it's on to be hunter you have to be hunter cuz you got on the same map or not
How did you find me enough to me if you hit in the same?
Oh, I literally just shot. I didn't even see you. I'm telling you
Wow
In the DMA, yeah, I was like right by me
Yes, well I shit my pants though.
I was like, that was clean.
Thank you, but I was a Clorox bottle.
Wow.
If Agent was Hunter, he would have found him. Facts, because he was food. I would have looked at food first.
Alright.
Bro, I'm not even gonna lie.
I kinda wanna hunt after this. I kinda wanna hunt.
I can't go out of here. I think I had to go to the house around, bro. I have to go to the house.
Would you eat mood up?
Dude, I had like popcorn add popcorn a protein shake. I had four pizzas. I had
You had what eat four pizzas brown like like four pizza slices for pieces slices. Oh
What else yeah, man those dominoes bites those cinnamon bites that kind of like I ate too much today, man
You're going crazy. Oh, man. It's much. I think you just say I'm bulking and call it a day
Okay, I'll get the coat.
Yeah, I do that all the time.
I'm gonna start tomorrow.
Yeah, I really feel like you will never find me
in this location.
How do you do that, though?
Where do I, oh, oh.
Let me click it because the discord thing.
How do I do it?
Bad.
Okay.
You're seeing bad coloring.
Huh.
Someone from Dauntless Chat said you sound like McLovin.
I do not sound like McLovin.
Wait, I know it's from my chat.
Yo, I don't sound like McLovin, bro. What is that?
I'm not I need this works. Yo, how do you turn down your roughness? Do you know how to do that to me or no?
The bottom left of the pain is like a slider
Bottom left to the painting. You see your painting. It's a metallic roughness on the bottom. Yeah, I see that
She better just turn it down like just put your mouth should work
Which is the number
I
Lock in well, I know for a fucking fact someone's in the library. I'm gay if no one's in this library
What if they're not getting points that means we're not next to them
How we're not getting what if they're not getting points that means we're not next to them
Yeah, but where do you see that?
No, I don't know. I know I know I know I know oh my god. I
I know this. I know this. Yeah, I know this. Yeah, I know this.
You lay down.
Um, I don't have the control. Nice. Oh my God. What are you
talking about? Four times? No, no, no, no, no.
I
Guess I'm not a lot of that change the whole color. We're gonna actually snout me there, but we stayed even though
Bro you already cleared it you stay
Jimmy oh shit, she's someone someone so someone's in here, right?
Smell them. Yeah
No, no, no, no
I don't smell a hail.
I know someone's on this wall, bro.
Oh shit, oh shit.
I'm gonna check the walls.
This is like somewhere where agent would hide.
Agent, you're behind the shelf, aren't you?
This is a big map. I'm gonna get on line.
Yeah.
What?!
So that's probably what I heard. Yeah, that's what I heard, okay.
Okay, wait, who's left?
I don't wanna walk in, we need to find agent, we need to find agent, did I?
Oh my god.
Ohhhh...
Oh, it's Pat!
I heard someone say that.
What agent? Why are you so quiet?
What agent?
You're a legend, what's your name?
Yeah!
What the fuck?
Nah, nah, just turn on your UAV gang.
Turn on the Blackbird, bro, you can't find me, man, you can't fucking find me.
Wait, why am I not dying? Why am I not dying?
How does GCF free-time send bullets?
Wait, GCF, are you fucking hacking?
Oh
Did you know I was under you Timmy did you know what my new
I didn't I didn't kill you
That's the only reason chat. Oh, I didn't see you. Where were you?
We're not this man. Hold on. Wait, do I search now?
Yeah
That's just looking at you spots looking at the cheese
Give us Tom's give us
when you get panicked in bro I was let me explain
Timmy was right above me and Timmy got shot so I thought Timmy like knew I was
under him and then was gonna double back but I guess I'm invisible that's
been visible yeah it's everyone else yes you're we're going evil only by the
way if you're a hunter no yeah
We're gonna ask that after you, bro
Yeah, it's gonna be a custom map
Okay, so you just join and then it prompts you to download or you download it. Oh wait, hold on. I got kicked out
Wait, which uh, which custom app are we doing this on? I got kicked. I got kicked
Which one which one? No, where do I join? What the two?
Bro, I should have stayed chat team. I thought Timmy was gonna know. I don't want infected words. I don't even know
Please write under me. I was good. Mingo. You were on top of me. You were standing on me when you shot Timmy
What the fuck I disguised as one of the golden penguin heads
Yo, uh, hi boys. Yeah, okay for the customer. Can we do Jetty's dungeon as the next one? Yeah, let me find it
It's not up yet
Yeah
Don't we get
should be joined in private okay to me what do I have to do do I have to
um yeah I just have to pick a map let me see we can do to me you're so cute bro thank you
we can do CS office or your minecraft oh CS map CS map no that's no that's this this
The CS1 was way too fucking big, don't you remember, Jinxy?
Yeah, Office, that's really big.
But bro, it's infected, no?
Isn't it infected, like, here?
I didn't feel it, I didn't feel it, yeah.
So then it would just be...
Yeah, like, Mirage?
I'm Mirage, but that's even bigger.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, Jimmy, it says 5 out of 10 waiting.
I'm in the right spot, Rhett.
Let's just do...
Let's do Minecraft with the start.
Okay, fine.
Did you click...
Apparently there's also this one map.
Minecraft, um, in fact, it might be bad though.
No, no, no, but not in fact, it was waiting.
I like, am I in the joint, we're joining.
I'm brain dead.
All right, I'm in.
And I'm a show screen.
I can show screen now, right?
Yeah.
When you're in the lobby, you're good.
Oh, I'll leave the code.
I'll leave the code.
I'll leave the code.
Are you sure?
Why are we trolling?
All right, I'm gonna hunt I'm gonna hunt Muda. Let's hunt down
Let's go. Let's hunt down some minecrafters. No, that jinx. I might as a chat
What?
Too soon, man too soon my bad. All right, bro. Who are we missing? We're missing
Fuck have it eggs
X isn't running yet.
I said it's 20 minutes, but you know, he's just asking.
Bro, X said 20 minutes, but X has no concept of 20 minutes.
20 minutes for X is...
20 minutes for X could be 2 minutes or 2 hours, bro.
Classic.
Bro, how the fuck can anybody use this like metallic and roughness, shit?
I swear it takes so long, no?
Yo, Muda.
It's the last day of our bulk, bro. What are we eating?
I'm here, guys.
I'm on my way to the ride, my third meal.
I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna eat.
Why is it blurry?
Why is it blurry? I'm blurry, Timmy.
I can't have a filter.
Oh, it can make you harder.
Yeah, it can make you harder.
X, what up, dude?
I'm gonna stop.
Yo, why is my screen going like fuck?
Yeah, why am I shit going, you know?
You want a filter to make it harder?
No, fuck.
No.
We're not, we're not.
Wait artists are all this
I'm here
Back to mongolong
Act no cheating, act no cheating, I'm serious
Everyone is going down with this
I never cheat in anything
I would have downloaded it because I
I'm going to get this math
I would have downloaded it
I would have downloaded it
I doubt it.
You clicked the download button.
I should be able to do it.
Stop, homie.
Max, you know this CTE emo?
What was the context of this clip?
What was happening, bro?
I'm just chatting, I'm just chatting some dumbass shit, and you gotta put it in their
place.
Wait, why don't you quickly online?
Yo, let's say I gotta download a mod to get started.
Yes, yes.
Let's do it.
Sure, pause it, by the way.
So how do I do it?
So click the link.
Oh, just subscribe.
Okay, I'll subscribe.
All right, I locked in.
Subscribe.
I'm downloading I'm downloading
I think I completed nothing
warning for stop oh stop and if you you might have to reset your game or you
might have downloads that are queued above it it clears your download queue
on steam. No warning or nothing, man. All right, this is my craft. We might do some
infected runs after two. So this isn't infected. This is normal.
All right, let's go.
There we go.
You lock it. Open your fucking eyes.
Let's go.
All right.
We need to be matching. We need to be matching. All right.
Okay.
Where is everybody?
Uh, first of all, do you know what I'm gonna do?
Do you know what I'm gonna do?
Bro, I'm gonna do what I'm...
I think what I'm gonna do is...
Bro, I don't see... I don't see nobody!
Do you think what I'm thinking?
See what?
No, the deck, the deck, the deck, the out of deck.
Wait, I don't see anybody... Wait, is this infected?
Yeah, I don't see anybody either.
Yeah, it might be.
It could be infected.
Infected on Minecraft?
Shies, uh...
Guys, how do I rotate myself?
Oh, so...
So, scroll wheel twist!
No, the more points, the better VLACs live with it.
That's good, Tom. That's good, Tom.
So...
Which one is it?
No.
I guess just...
I guess just have fun, I don't know.
Well, how the fuck do you...
Yeah, I'm not gonna find it right here.
GG's.
No!
I
Go
Don't look good. Don't look good. Don't look good. I
Gave myself an ass cheeks. Y'all me too me too me too. Look look
Yeah, see each other. Oh, yeah, nice is
Don't guys myself it's hurting girl. What's the fuck? I didn't eat too much
I'm gonna shoot I have a prediction. I'm gonna kill XQC first. I'm gonna kill XQC first, bro
Mooda lock in bro. Hey turn on your willhacks and shit, bro. Let's do this. Yeah, let's do this your way, bro
They're on, they're on, they're on, they're on, they're already on.
Alright, early prediction, X will die first, early prediction.
Yo, check up, people like to go up in the fuck-in.
People love going up, they love going up.
Now this is infected too, so this is like next level fucking hard for the hiders.
We're always spread out, always spread out. This map is fucking huge. How are we gonna find
anyone on this map? I'm stressed out guys. Check the roof, check the roof, check the roof.
Well actually if you're stressed that means I'm close to you.
If you're stressed that means I'm close.
Okay, this is tricky. Yeah, this map is uh from track just like check like a easy spot, but my god
Ooh, I wonder if somebody stole Joe Bart Stratton to the lily pad tech. No
Okay, Muda is it just me or
Dude everything looks so in place wait wait Muda Muda three seconds three seconds
I'm not even close to anybody I'm only close to this nobody would be dumb enough to hide
in the house right how is a really good spot if you're done I'm gonna start to get upward
bro we're kind of not really I know I know I know I know start to turn into CTE mode
bro we haven't bro what am i fucking this up dude i heard someone just like death really
pre-firing shit we all are locked oh my god all right to be honest have any of us been close to
to go. Yeah, I spawn on you.
Keep spam, but if you're so cool, do it.
You're just right.
But I just realized why is it six minutes on the fucking
timer?
It gives me a lot of time.
Okay, not this huge.
It's not this huge.
That's why I don't know.
Jinxie.
I I don't know.
I'm actually desperate.
I don't know.
We might actually not shoot one person.
Now somebody always goes up on these roofs. Did you check the roofs, bro? I checked I checked and you can double check
You can double check. Oh someone always goes on the roof
Who just went fuck who just whistled
You know someone's on me. I just heard a whistle dude needs to
Bro, what the actual fuck
Okay, I'm definitely hiding in here. I'm straight man
What's up, yeah, you guys are you guys are fine nobody obvious
Bro, what not did you choose?
My crab bro is impossible. Yeah, you did anything like 30 people
Alright we have time but remember all we got to do is infect one person and then what's gonna happen is we're gonna have more
Hunters bros will be chubby. Yeah. Yeah, bro. We have to find someone first though. I can't find anyone
I
Well, you walk right past me 10 seconds ago, okay
I'm checking every box bro, yo somebody whistled if you have balls I
Don't
what the fuck wait wait do that again do that again
no moona this is sad moona this is pathetic dude moona this is actually
fucking pathetic bro pull it like bro what
but don't just probably like on a tree bro like you just give me time no don't
That's like to stand on walls. He's a fucking
I'm a what I'm a what I'm a freak, bro
All right, someone's in a tree like it's just obvious it's just it's a matter of what tree
Someone's in a fucking tree dog. Someone's gonna be right here
You should check home
Whoever it is brother, but also start puckering right about now cuz I know I'm close
All right
Oh my god, I actually cannot find anybody
Muda, I'm sick to my stomach, bro
It's over. I cannot find a person
No way
I don't like it 20 seconds. We all whistle or something try
Wistfuls and 10 seconds. I'm like
desperately like
Haha, I'm like just firing bushes. I'm just saying what so I'm a whistle for you JC. You are yeah, what so?
No, no, it's right in front man, what?
Hey, that's what should be right here
Like what the fuck to be fair, I'm like right there it's saying someone should be right here
I know it's you I can hear
I just know I broke it out so was something that you mine
So I broke your ankles earlier Jinx. Oh
So we're moving over that locks okay sweaty ass
Oh, that's your mind. God. Oh
No, this spot's broken
Bro, yo, yo Jinx and Muda you guys fucking
This is embarrassing, man.
His spot is broken.
Well, someone's next to me.
Whistle again, bro.
Whistle again.
I want to spam whistle.
I'm not even seeing him.
Where are you guys?
How do you whistle?
One, one, one.
Bro, I'm not really good at this.
What the fuck?
I'm not even good at this.
You actually might be dead, Jensen.
Seriously.
Bro, I don't think the sound is good in this game.
It's not like seeds.
I said someone literally on me!
It's my mind, man!
Alright, someone's done it this bad, I'm sure.
Nah, I'm gonna be real with the both of you guys.
Muda, you fucking suck, man!
You fucking suck!
Just think it.
Alright, I'm gonna kill myself.
myself
No, JC bro one of you cocksuckers is right on me, man
I can't believe this, back focus.
I can't believe to like, ugh, I can't believe that.
Ah, I can't believe this.
Ah, Jesus, if you follow my instructions,
you can fly me again, all right?
Okay, turn around.
Go straight, left, left, left, left, left?
Straight, straight, straight, straight.
Straight, straight, straight.
Where are you going?
Straight, straight, straight.
Straight, straight.
I like how you put panties on your character, left?
Oh my god.
Straight, straight, straight, straight, straight.
Just kill her, just kill her.
It's me, boy, it's me.
I have five seconds, just kill her.
The cheater is playing funny. It's so lame
Two times
No way, bro, you want to pass me like three times, bro
You never climbed this train
Jinxie Jinxie you need to see my spad bro
Jinxie you need to see my spad bro
You're gonna surround me for half an hour
On the train
Jinxie you're literally on top of me forever
Yo if you guys give me a map again
No one's finding anybody
I'll hunt them
Yo wait wait wait
Before we start though
Jinxie X made an accusation against Muda
I think we should hear him out
X what's up, bro?
Okay, somebody's whistling in the tree and a whole time and Bro goes into the hunter mode and he goes
rushes to me, looks, and he starts spamming the bushes.
Like the name is an outing.
Crazy.
What happened?
I love how much he's done, bro.
Oh my God.
Well, we've got like three thousand points.
You guys look at me like twenty times.
The rest of you are on me.
All right, who should the hunters be? Who should the hunters be?
It should be the first two people I got. It should be, well, who did we get? I got...
They're so good.
They're only two people.
They're so good.
Yeah, I got Mingo next. I got Mingo next.
I mean, I'm not giving that question.
X is a try-over goal. X is going to get us all, though.
Like...
X is not a fucking try-over goal. X has a D, bro.
Mingo next. Mingo next. Mingo next.
Wait, you want to do basic or infected?
Infected is better than that map.
Yeah, exactly.
Bro, on that map, infected. My God.
Holy shit
Yeah
When you seek you get asked think everyone else is as stupid as you with hiding
Fuck me
What I accidentally jumped in the infected thing fuck me
Wait guys, are you stupid? Why am I hiding again?
All right, Mingo, we got a lock in.
Do you understand?
Broke shot.
I don't think this would be like insane.
Like, right after seeing all those thoughts, too,
I know where they're going to hide.
Like, that's just easy.
Jin see, what if you did a fucking mecha-chameleon
tournament at some point, bro?
How the fuck would that work, bro?
Like, every lobby, everyone needs
to track their points, and then most points
after, like, five games wins.
Okay
Chat what do you guys know I'm going I'm going. Oh, I think I can open my thing now. I
Mean is this not just insane this just seems OP this happens OP okay this is not on balance
Because there's 200 bushes and 30 trees, bro. Oh
I'm simply never dying here. I'm sorry. I refuse to believe I die here
Who are the who are the Seekers?
It's
Me and the mingo
No, I'm no chat. I'm never dying here. Never the soapy
soapy
Yo mingo, let's get mood a taste of his own medicine pop his stream one the
you over to this feels worse this feels worse guys take us get it all oh god 10 seconds
oh god I don't think I'm oh no I'm not ready I'm not ready to do let's go I'm ready I'll
be shocked let's get this shit done mingo yes you never close check the trees
by the way excuse you was hiding in this area earlier so we could okay also look
around here oh yeah I got a limited ammo I'm checking out let's see if the okay
listen mingo first things first check every single tree because it's like the
easiest like space to hide that's why I hid it earlier hmm but
Bochat, you are not finding that! You are not finding that! It isn't possible!
What do we can hear you?
You're getting found within a minute, but this tree metas like stupid.
This dude. This is why this map is broken though. There's 30 trees and 50 bushes, bro.
I physically can't find a bad spot.
It's not even like possible.
Okay, so where do you see, which bush are you in then?
Dude, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
Okay, say it.
I'm quoting Walter White.
Oh, okay, I won.
Mingo's trying to recreate the Timmy clip.
Bawrra!
just pre-firing the fire
just pre-firing the fire
I didn't pre-fire, I stole him
bro we just need to find one bro
yeah I know, I know, I know
I'm checking in the middle
you're doing good out there cutie
see to me bro, me and muda don't have cte this match is hard
Yeah, bro, I'm telling you, bro, it's hard.
Damn, everyone's scared, bro. No one's even whistling.
You're just gonna find someone early, I think.
Yo, never whistled. Never whistled.
Mude, you stupid fuck! I was whistling the whole time!
Fuck you.
This is fucking hard.
Well, chat, look at that. Like, look at the difference.
Look at the difference. Tell me.
Chat, tell me. Look at the difference.
different to tell me.
Dude, I have mad time.
Oh, this guy is like insane.
Oh my god.
It's enough time.
I mean, my god.
I once they get like two people, like they should, you know.
Someone's probably one of the bamboo trees.
I'm locking, I'm locking, locking.
This has got to be hardest, man.
Okay, wait, wait, on the left side, left side, left side, left side.
Over here.
I heard one over here.
Good year Wow
No, this is
You got you got a look up a tree like you can see his head
Did you see that you get found and you see it was
Got found have you checked in any of the buildings?
Guys I'll check all the buildings. I'll check all the buildings you guys I can check the outsides
I'll be on building duty
Yo, did you guys check trees by the way? Yeah, I mean not all yeah, that's all I tried looking at I didn't find shit
Whistlin 20 seconds, by the way
Wait, I have a question. Can I find people in free cam or no? No, no
Everyone's invisible right? Yeah, that's infected now
SCC, where you at buddy?
Yeah, no, there's one but I'd send like the corner of the map
I'm just touching up the piece of art, man.
RUINED IT?!
Fuck. Oh, I did ruin it.
That sucks.
Guys, well, we can also do is look at the scores on the left side.
Yeah, but it's the ladies, the ladies.
Oh, that's what it is, though.
I'm trying to get you, boys!
Wait! I found a grass! I found a fucking grass!
What?
You found a glass
Is it a flower
I'm clutching this jet. Oh, everything I stand from clutching this
Dream meta
He's somewhere more confident. He wouldn't do this. Well, we guys ten seconds ten seconds on the soul
wait, mm-hmm
It's three
Oh, wow, god, I didn't even see my good shot
I didn't hear anything. I was staying by myself. I was staying by myself. You know, your guys's confidence is your killer right now
Yeah.
Two remains, two remains, two remains.
Agent X, stop it.
Me, X, stop in agent.
Oh, damn.
Right, I wasn't firing the bushes, it's the wave anymore.
Artno stopped sweating his ass off somewhere.
There's a whistle over here.
I've been losing my mind.
the stuff that moves around a bit when he's hiding through you gotta be careful
i think he's gonna get out of this
wait where
i was degrade
oh yeah dude i swear even when you're moving i could barely fucking see where it's actually in second
wait
where you at?
why are you looking at bushes mingo?
nobody's whistle on you
literally just in trees
yeah bro
nobody's in the house though
what are you doing in that tree?
why are you so slow on that bro?
If anything, see if nothing suspicious in that tree. Yeah, like bro start playing the game. Oh, you miss on this one there
Wait, let's map it three seconds. Three seconds one
You are the only one left greetings
yo they're all on bushes have we not been checking bushes I mean dude it's hard
bro you kind of have to guess you can't really see shit all right there's gotta be
some of the other one god I'm assuming y'all check the trees like I don't bro
but I don't remember what tree I check let's double-check it you found X
He's in a tree
All right guys
Like the good old Rusty's
This is
This is
This is me and you stomping.
10 seconds on myself.
Bro, if you
I found somebody.
Found him.
I'm dead, I thought-
NOOOOOO!
OH MY GOD!
SOLIDED!
Bro, Thumpin just- he turned himself green and then he was just like walking on the
grass.
I'm fucking on sunshine
No!
See, but like, look at what Moody's doing!
I know!
You see this!
Look at this!
You see that?
You see this?
Well, you can't see this fucker!
Alright, chalk that map!
Yeah, I'm not too much.
Okay, we can do, um...
See this.
Mark it.
I can't believe I'm only doing this.
Wait, isn't that one called Pink Gallery?
Yeah, that one's gonna go shit.
I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, really?
Mark it.
This map looks insane, bro.
This map looks really big.
What's the other guy doing?
Mark it.
Mark it.
What's it based on?
Is it based on?
Is it medieval a little bit?
Yeah, that's a good one.
That map is, it's not that big.
It's not that big yet, but there's a lot of hiding spots.
Oh, no.
All right, go.
I'm not a little bit.
I'm on solid.
I'm walking on sunshine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Walking on sunshine.
Whoa, whoa, yeah.
All right.
Who wants to hunt?
Who wants to hunt?
I'll be a hunter.
No, I mean.
I'll be a.
Damn it.
What are we doing in fact, that irregular?
He's regular, regular.
He's like, maysik.
If it's a super huge map, I'll put it in fact.
Whoa.
Yes.
Huge.
I don't know how to do it.
Okay, this guy said super huge map and put us on board.
What is this based off of, bro?
Like this map.
Like a villain.
Eeeeee!
What's happening?
Yeah, who's next to me?
You put this map before?
One time, one time.
Wait a minute, this isn't infected, okay?
Who's next to me, though?
Who's trying to hide in me?
Oh, let's see.
Oh.
Yo, watch out.
I'm actually guys.
I'm actually guys.
I'm actually guys.
I'm actually guys.
I'm actually guys.
I'm actually guys.
I'm actually guys.
I'm actually guys.
I'm actually guys.
I'm actually guys.
I'm actually guys.
Oh
So we didn't get out of first person
In this in assist you didn't tell
Right, right come girl. What that is that you?
Fuck but what if this is the spot?
The hell?
What are you drawing?
Bro, it's not letting me do it.
Bro, this is going to be too hard.
Now it's going to be too hard.
Why?
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Shhh!
Why am I not the same color wait, this is
Oh god, it's stopping in Timmy?
I mean last time I couldn't find no one so we should do like one of us go left
one of us go right yeah I'll go right I'm gonna check spawn first yeah I'm
trying to see it spawns here
I
Scrooge you laughing
What's going on guy at the way
You suck dude it would even ice your next one out
oh shit
Dante loves the walls, Loki
no it's his thing, he just does the walls and paints
no I'm telling you, I'm almost as obsessed with walls as Mudez
what?
that was a good one
no, don't that's what you're saying
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Squish down, Bingo! You cheeky bastard, bro!
I don't think it's gonna work, I will see it.
Oh, oh, come on. No one's here.
I'm gonna put you on...
What were you?
us do you guys hear that someone whistled yeah I can't play on no wait
someone's next to me I wonder where XQC is wait so is it basically like proximity
like I feel like I can only see the name tags of people I'm close to you know what
I mean yeah I think it is much to me yeah the shit's I can possible yeah bro
Welcome to a fucking art world dude seeking is not easy especially on these fan made maps, bro
The default maps are harder to hide on the family maps are kind of cool though
Bro agent spot is next level though. That's actually crazy
I literally was gonna sit on the bench and I realized this too obvious
Dude, I kept messing up my spots about the start when the hunters were running like prowling I was running around in front of them
What I'm good, I can't find anybody yeah, I can't either. Fuck I'm gonna start painting
Someone's like close to me yeah, yeah
Check
Yeah, what is free cam 4?
Yeah, 514 I think.
That's a little better.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, wait, Jynxie don't get me though, you know where I'm at.
No, it's not affected.
Oh, it's not affected.
Oh, okay, I got it.
Bro, how are you finding everyone?
They were food, they were food.
like laying down was it when squishy thoughts oh no thoughts
thoughts still hard yeah bro I haven't found one person hold on this is not
I
Moota not bad kid you like that you like
I was there for some of the notice, but I was there.
Hi, guys, not bad, kid.
What's up, bro?
Hold up.
OK.
Tom?
Tom?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Hey, someone.
XQC is sweating his testicle.
Oh!
That's fucking XQC.
What the fuck, X?
No, X.
What is this, bro?
Are you a sweat, bro?
My god.
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
Where?
What the hell?
Look at this guy.
Oh!
What is he?
I'll be here, bro.
there is too much i like this
there's a lot of mecha chameleon players but there are squishies there are
excuses but if you know you know
if you know you know
let me just let me check uh... uh... uh... it's too tight to make a chameleon
players man
well that's not too bad actually
what you think it is going to be that you can at least it
thank you thank you all
there are on me bro you are on the other side of the one person
peanut into
actual artist
agent agent what the fuck is this
i don't know
it was last second bro
where's the best
you like it?
bro it looks realistic too have us
look at the building
look at the building
i'm kinda looking at it
i look just like it so every time
Let that all the food, but I also could have missed.
Yo, if I'm tweaking, if you're dead, watch XCC.
Eeeeee, babe!
I don't know how I was going to stop that.
Oh my God. Oh my God, the whistle's on me.
The whistle's on me.
I clipped in the wall, you think?
Bro, yeah, he's like glitched.
Whistle again, whistle again.
No, so the certain animations that have your head are, like, um...
Bro, take a different head, you shit.
Dude, you're glitching, bro.
You're glitching, bro.
and I guess
no no no
the head can be put inside the stuff
oh
oh
NOOOOO
alright it's X vs XQG
yes bro
I can't believe that they haven't found one yet
I don't understand
what do you mean
okay well you should
I have no time
I'm not sure how you
yeah but I have no time
you're not done
I'm fucking off bro
they're kinda on the building right now
okay
Oh, that's it. I'm never gonna find it. Wait eggs. Like I don't know
Maybe yours and I'm going harder now. You guys need to lock in for the next whistle
Bro, give us a thumbs in the whistle
Mine's thicker like bro
Yo
Bro XGC is literally locked. Yeah
Oh shit. I don't ever see oh, yeah, sorry
I don't know. I heard him. I heard him. I don't know. There's nothing by me. Nothing
by me. I'm just coming to you and just shooting. Come to me. Come to me. Come to me. Come to
me. What did you just say? Mines? Think alike or great minds think alike? Oh, wow. XQC
last man standing, but does he win? Does he win? No, it's not the only whistle you heard.
Uh, I don't know. I think I may have heard him the other one. The next one. Great minds
think alike. Hold up. He was a ladder, by the way.
Who just got a great mind in it?
No, guys, come on bro.
Come on, man.
He was a ladder, so he could be like, on wood.
No clue.
What's the next whistle, it doesn't say?
40 seconds.
Oh god.
Yeah, stay in this area, stay in this area.
I'm thinking...
Man, oh, man, okay
This is interesting. I hear that. I am a bio
Decreateable material
Shit oh shit
Yeah, that's what
You found me, people.
I shot you.
Stop it.
You were looking at him.
You were looking at him.
That was good, X.
I like it.
Yeah, I should have stayed on the first spot, man.
I don't think you liked this map.
Dude.
I can't believe you guys found me, bro, on the ladder.
Do y'all want to do the OG maps or more fan-made ones?
Do you want to do the OG maps with the, like, filters to buff?
Yeah, man.
What filters?
I like filters.
I like filters.
You put on filters.
Whoa, why does my game look like this?
Why am I game looking like blooms?
Yeah
Yo, Timmy Timmy, can you do nook town?
So fun
Nice in this game. Yeah rust like a money. This is somebody want to do that rust
Has scale got arrested? Wait, what? Who? The streamer. What's your name? For what?
What do you get arrested for? I'll open up Twitter. Let's see. What do you get arrested
for? I don't know who that is. Has scale? Who that
days new streamer new streamer X I get it I didn't have to wait for it to like
I want to be the best because he acted like he was he acted like he worked at
Walmart for like a prank they're saying oh yeah yeah that's arrestable that's
No, no for sure
How's that arrestable though and personating is pretty bad? I mean because because this evening people whoa
What's up with it with the music at? Yeah, I think zombies and zombies
Wait, it's just a zombies music. Hi
There's a trend, you know, bro transit zombies and it's primed with all my god
Look, I see Matt niggas dress up in Walmart shit for videos though
Yeah
Alright guys, this will be my last one.
Alright, last one for me too.
Alright, everybody lock in.
Alright, let's go.
30 seconds.
Walking on sunshine.
Yeah.
Dantes, when you get off, are you going to enjoy your night or are you going to Rage Q League of Legends and run it down?
I'm going to enjoy my night, actually.
Apparently, sometimes I like you.
I'm getting some reports.
Very time.
Does that just like you?
That's what I'm here for
Yeah, 30 seconds
Yeah
Internet brother
Wow
No, no, no, give me up give me up
Dude I used to sit up in this one. Yo, I said mad noise
I sit up in this window with the L sat and wall glitch people the other window with the L sat in that scope
Do you know the red diamond scope? I?
Sit in that window right over there and just wall glitch. Oh, it is a little glitchy
No
Oh, okay, I guess I didn't play black ops. You love love the whore
Yeah, I didn't play the other two you're right. I'll just kill myself
Fuck yeah, yeah, this spot seems good. This probably get checked. Okay, this ball get checked
Stop what up, dude?
Oh my god, it's a fucking work all right, man
Bro, I don't know where to go either
See the key to hiding bro, and this is how you win hide-and-seek bro when you're a kid
You have to go somewhere wide in the open, but some where somebody gonna be checks
if you go to a corner your dad you go to a corner your dad you got to go right
in the open dude
they're jinxing luck
they're good do metallic you can fucking paint metallic yeah how you do that
you go down on roughness and go up on the delicate
Medellin should be at about 80 90% and I always
Mean I see RGB and then huge saturation value
What the fuck what show what is not painting red what I get that being ready. Oh
Oh
Wait
5 seconds, 5 seconds!
Seekers wait 5 seconds!
But...
Good now. Sorry.
No chance.
My frame's like 2.
Yeah, yeah.
My computer's not freeze.
Oh my god, my cursor's lagging.
Whoa.
This map could be hard.
Wait, who's that?
Oh my god, this is broken it wait Kingsie you were I couldn't shoot you
bro, put a sock in it, bro
Good vibes, my bro
I'm sure you could go in here for sure
Wait agent, not a bad shout, kid
Yeah, right
Not a bad shout
Timmy's locked
Yeah, you like that spot?
Yo, hi, my, I'm shooting badass
What are you doing, bro?
I was behind her
Oh, my God
That us?
You're a big mean character, how much?
No, no
100% picture blast
Yeah, let me talk to the other hunter
Garages clear left the garage. Are you giving comms?
I'm pushing main
What the fuck?
I'll fend it.
I'll fend it.
Wait, Mingo.
Walked by.
I didn't even know he could get up here.
I'm not even kidding, Mingo.
Oh, I say that!
He said it out here.
So probably very high up.
Guys, it's reverse psychology, bro.
Wait, I can't even get in here.
Wait.
Wait, no.
Yo, check.
Were these dudes always in the back of Newtown?
Wait, you've been given for the garden if you prone.
prone smooth huh that's good that's good I'm forming points that's not crazy
actually I mean go
Muda what in the fuck was that okay you the truth squishy you the truth
If this works, bro, I don't know a don's this is good
Have you found anyone I got two people
Yeah, I'm under here blue building and bus
I
Form into points. Oh
My god
Squishy I like it Timmy. I like it thank you. Thank you Vingo. I like it
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you, bro. Nah sitting inside the car is meadow
Wait, what wait, what so into the car?
You're sitting in the car.
Ex, go to that sign.
That owl guy was not there in Newtown, right?
I'm not tweaking, right?
No, he's not.
Bro, look at the detail on Dante's bro.
Look at this guy.
Dante's is insane.
I'm trying, wait a minute.
No.
I got two issues down here.
Stop it. What the fuck is this spot?
Is it good or bad?
Boy, you are an activist.
I'm useless. You know that was Bama? No. You have no ball knowledge.
Yo, stop it. Yo, what is this spot, bro? Why are you trolling?
Are you trolling me? The logo is the owl. Dude, you are never going to get fined, like, ever.
I don't even know where you are. That's impossible. It's literally impossible to get fined.
I don't think anyone's going to go to the car. Oh, yeah, he's not going to. Wait, I was on my right, man.
Yeah, they're not funny. You've been behind the blue car like ten times. No
I found two
Whoa do it again do it again do it again
Oh
It's not kind of good if you're a hider. I just have cc. Oh, I want to do one more on this map
Can we do one more? Yeah, keep me to yeah
One more one more for the boys
Yeah, the other car garden or house
Somebody glitched so I can tell
or it's squishy yeah
it's just like unironically just you're never dying
I think you can left click
it goes next
I'm gonna try to make a movie right?
oh my god
I think you did it on your hand
Ryan look
Yeah, Gary. I saw something. What was that?
Did you run? I saw you.
He's been left, bro. He's been left.
Hey, me, I saw you getting out.
I've been left, bro.
I'm fucking...
I'm right!
He's inside or here?
Let me take a picture.
I said, for fuck's sake!
Take a picture!
Oh, nah, Timmy.
I
Literally impaired you can't find anyone
They're just like OP spots
I would say I would say mine's OP. I mean, how about saw me running didn't even kill me
Oh, yeah
I know what you're doing.
I know what you're doing.
We should find our next one.
What the fuck?
Wait, no, no.
There's someone over here.
Yeah, I know, but I think he's inside the wall.
No, no.
Whoa.
Are you guys like the CTE twins?
You got this, bro! I'm not even kidding!
You got it! Yes, you got it!
What is happening?
I just impossible.
He's glitched!
Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm done.
Brax, no one is glitching, dude.
Yeah, Axe, why are you on the roof, bro?
Because he's glitching!
Someone might move around, too!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Oh, there's an afters about to happen.
Oh, they got me!
Oh my god.
Check the door, Donna!
I'm serious!
Are you fucking serious?
Look how you're just on it go from the blue car. Oh my god
I feel three people.
Hey guys, guys, I got a go, but it was a lot of fun though.
I thought it was a sequel.
I'm a two, me too, me too.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
No, true.
One more, one more.
All right, man.
Bro, I kind of want XTC to be the seeker again,
because that was like peak, bro.
That was bad.
Bro, Agent and Ant, bro, they both got off?
Agent and Ant has got off?
Shia, so do we have enough for a lobby?
we do show you do like one infection maybe I don't know
because of the effect less less people that's what I was going to do
come run back yeah I want to tell you one more time one more time
one more time one more time one more time
you're doing it for a friend's love we can see this
I did infection but I did one one in three
oh no one person oh one secret infection nice to me
who wants to be the seeker I don't want to humiliate you
bro maybe that's bro I don't want to sink you down
fuck this man because I'm just about to
I mean, you didn't have it.
I don't know.
That was a good spot, though.
Like, don't this?
Wait, I'm the hunter.
Nine!
What?
He shot the bush.
I was in, but it barely missed me.
Oh, I did the same thing to Jinx you.
When I saw Jinx you in the bush, I shot him like three times
and I couldn't kill him until he moved.
He was, like, immune.
All right, bro.
Can't go now.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
That's all right, bro.
Well I'm the only seeker, man.
I mean, is this even fair chat?
Our fingers can't see the moon.
That would be destiny.
And I would never lose.
That's not fair.
Now this would raid!
Wait.
I don't think I would be able to if I'm...
...fuckin' lying.
Don't ask me.
I'm not even gonna let me grow.
Alright.
I'm gonna try...
Okay, I have a good idea.
I was spectating.
I had some good ideas of where people could be.
I'm gonna try to find somebody like instantly
Who's not really what why stop and laughing wait
Close to somebody. Oh, yeah, I don't even see you stop just spectate. Somebody in my chat said you're cheating and impossible
i'd like for me to make money to meet out
out on a lot of
is this cheese
is this cheese
but
this year we got
but it will be a little bit of a look at you know that
he's never gonna find me
i can't look at you i forgot
where is the
infected
oh my god
i just used number one
i'm gonna show you what seeking skills should be about
let me let me select it this way
why are people laughing already
why are people already laughing
God
We're getting live because there's nobody but like we can't see either. Yeah
Whoa, someone's on this car. Oh, I thought that was the tip it's easy to you maxing
Bro these custom maps are hired
I'm telling you, it's hard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll spam Wichita right now.
all right if I was a hider where would I hide probably back here oh there's no
near me
heard a whistle in like Eastern Lithuania bro that's me
He's done
Yo, I'm not sure I'm finishing up the oh my god. Yeah, oh my god. Oh
Oh my god, I can't see where you're screaming
He's fucking straight I can't even
You know, I ain't gonna finish up
He's trying his ass off I want to find
I
Need to get away from the spot
I'm surfing
I'm not gonna lie fix you're close to me
You're definitely lying bro. I'm not lying
The higher you go
higher you go
I don't know about that one Squishy, I don't know about that one Squishy, but here it comes, here it comes, shut up!
What?
He's in the sky!
How the fuck is that allowed?
How?
Brother, you have to connect to something, you need to just become a clown.
Well, if this is like a skybox limit, you can go up a bit.
I don't know what that is, but your ass.
Oh my god, I thought it was me because it gave me like a like a wobble.
Just in case.
Somebody just whistled literally in the bus.
I don't know if you guys, I don't know if you guys find me.
Bro, I swear someone just whistled on the bus.
Oh, another one.
Oh, I did it.
Oh.
Mingo actually did it.
I really did this.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Muda?
Yo
I know where you're at, bro. I'm sure you're at X
Bro, where'd you have us?
Should I look around the building, right?
I'm sure you're inside the building, bro
The building's...
Yo, hey, spread out on the next whistle!
Yo, no snipey guys, chill!
Whose last life? Is it me?
No, it's...
It's me, you, Muda, and...
No, just look at this thing!
Whistle, whistle, whistle!
Spread out, spread out
What's up what's up what's up
What's up bro I'm here he's gotta be on the bus I'm hearing someone in the bus he's gotta be on the bus
Where's this fucker at
Squishy still alive Squishy?
Yeah I'm uh yeah I'm seeking with you bro
I can't find you
I can't find you
Bro that's the last time you're lying again bro
I was whistling in the backyard and then the whistle went away
Wait, I just saw something I just saw something but that was was like right here never mind. I have CT. Oh my gosh
We think the out whistle for you. Hold on. Get out
You're mostly right now. Can y'all hear me? I'm listening. I'm listening. They go jinx
Heard that
I cannot hear the whistle.
I'm here like.
No chat guys stop reading your chat.
Stop reading your chat guys.
Mingo.
Not really chat.
I don't know.
I see each other inside you.
No!
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What the fuck?
He's right.
What's going on?
I see this.
I see this.
I see this.
I see this.
I see this.
I see this.
I see this.
I see this.
I see this.
I
Need a little line line line I feel like I heard it up here my chirping
I'll whistle again. So is it me hi?
Yeah
Fuckers are in the yard
I know he's in the yard, I know he's in the yard.
Where the actual fuck?
Stopping is
In there though behind in there that would actually be a good hiding spot
All right whistle whistle whistle ready
For you to have this small of a map with this many people would be any calm some of these whistlers we need calm
That's pretty big going blood and a lot of corners to look at. All right. It comes
There's not a single whistle in my back. Okay. Okay. I must say that I wasn't wrong
I'm the odd news as you read because you know, it was next to me when I was older and it went complete off the direction
no trust me I know the audio shit in this game so first thing I know this
bro I heard the whistle right here no way I heard in the garage bro they're not
in the other side they're all here they're all over here it was so good
it was so good whoa whoa whoa I thought we're comfortable
damn to me where was he was inside the look Jinxie come here come in the
backyard I'll show you let me see where you are I want to know I actually want to
I was in there, and I painted myself black
We have as I shot that remember I shot that remember you shot that you shot this and then you shot up here
Actually, I like that
Yeah, I'm gonna
Yeah, do that again I heard that do that again
Where's Mura?
Guys, I'm whistling, where are you?
No, you're not.
He's not whistling, bro.
Don't listen to him.
Fuck her.
Alright, let's listen.
What?
Alright, he's in the truck somewhere.
I could be under it.
But I called this for an hour.
I cannot find this fuck stick.
He was under it!
I knew there was a...
Mura, whistle, Mura.
Mura, whistle.
chat uh as y'all boys know bro w stream yet again little seven hours stream i'll be tech twitter
the cover as much if it's not anyways chat w streams bro a chat uh two days man two days until
the rock league tournament 24 streamers 3d3 draft tournament eight captains draft their teams
Drops on the event, bro.
I'll see y'all boys.
I'm gonna see y'all boys, bro.
See y'all boys tomorrow.
I have no idea what I'm doing tomorrow.
Today, watch party in the World Cup game.
It's kind of fun.
We might do some more of those, and as y'all know, I'm going to the quarterfinals game in
Miami.
So chat.
Love y'all boys, bro.
And yes, I'll catch you guys in the next one.
God first, God bless, and in case I don't see you.
you