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She said I need a new whip, yeah, cuz I know that she's no baller
She just wanna go back to the future so I brought that girl to Deloria
21 minutes until I got good, so I tell that girl I'm not a slaughter
I met that girl right up at my show, After man in the crowd on the floor,
Out of town never saw her before, Taught her baby we don't got that long,
Listen, it's not my city show, But I'm treated like my city show,
20 more minutes and 21 more, 20 more minutes and 21 more
20 more minutes and 21 more, 20 more minutes and 21 more
20 more minutes and 21 more, 20 more minutes and 21 more
I ain't got 12, because you want me, cause I got the dope
That's like a ride on my victory pole
You've asked me, huh, friend, so this what you want
I eat it fast, fast, yeah
I eat it slow, bye bye the morning girl
I gotta cook, gotta get ready, tonight is my show
If you're okay, you might open my shop
Got to be pointless right under my nose
D-Niggas mags, I gotta look down
D-Niggas mags, I gotta look down
Tendin' my stock is I got every stock
Gotta be going, no top in my home
I understand that it's your girl from broke
But you know I got a kid with clothes
I'll be your legs and I kid with clothes
Give me life on a edge on a typo
I am so clean, I might stumble, but so
Child of you, Rory, I don't need to know
Child of you, God, I like this above all
I am your girl and you already know
I'm really like a way friend for the most
I got all of my cha, don't leave a cunt got the brain of your toes
Give me that touch and my turn I lose
You is good, I know, I know, I know
The world is hard, stay with me
tap tap tap
tap tap thump thump
stop
I'll shoot you with the fights!
The Lisa, Betsy, Erste
Everyone's worth it, come on!
Go, girl, in the...
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What's the new top one?
Society.
I've never even heard of this map.
Why does this Q keep getting gigantic? What is that?
Joe, why does this Q keep getting gigantic? What is that?
Watch Pop-Off's video? He's the one who verified it?
I don't see a W Pop-Off video.
There is no video.
Chad, there is no video.
Guys, there is no video, there is no video, there is no video.
There is no video.
I don't see it.
Where is it? Where is it?
Oh, it's a stream.
It's a stream.
Ticks.
We're going to stay in this here.
Yeah, what's the timestamp?
What's the timestamp?
What's the time step?
Where?
What is the time step? 142.
This is it, this is it.
bro
Right you can just tell he's caught by how hard he's clicking
What the f-
Look at how locked in he is what?
Look at how locked in he is bro, that's what I do, I do the tongue tech.
Look at how lost he is bro my god
what bro no way what W fans oh my god I did it I'm a menace to society oh my
god wait if you get to 80% the rest is a cutscene if you get to 80% the rest is
a cutscene what yo now I wanted to see doggies full run because I saw some
Bro, I saw some Twitter clip bro. I want to see doggies full run, dude
Bro doggie is yo a bro that top one is cute and all bro
That top one is cute buddy when doggie verifies grief. No one is beating this level for at least a year
Unless it's like I'm not gonna lie
Like, bro, actually look at this level for a second, get it ass, actually look at this
level.
I do.
My favorite thing about this level is the music.
I love the music.
Bro, Chad, remember when, remember when, um, remember when we did that stream where I tried
to watch Doggy verify it and he was like 70%?
He did good that stream.
He looked like he's gooning.
Buddy, he's not gooning bro, he's just tapping his keyboard.
Wait, it kinda does look like he's gooning.
Oh my god, it kinda does.
I love the music, bro.
Look at his heart rate.
No.
How'd he die?
How'd he die?
What even killed him?
What killed him bro?
Bro what did he die to?
Bro that was it, I died by a CVF brain.
He died to that?
Ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ra.
He died to that?
Dude, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Bro, did I just get 97 on grief? What the fuck just happened?
I just got 97.
Bro.
What?
Bro, he's gonna get it, chat. He's gonna get it. He's gonna get it.
He's gonna get it, bro.
Guys!
To the people that are typing, exclamation mark drops.
I don't even think that's gonna work until 5pm for to see what drops it is.
I don't know.
chat the drops are not on until 5 p.m. EST the sky blue or the sky blue
after the winter and the jinxie decal 5 p.m. EST if you're not EST type in the
conversions of what time it is if you're EU or somewhere else it's 3 hours 30
minutes 3 hours 30 minutes y'all
oh yeah it's not the drops okay guys exclamation mark drops all it does is show
you the list of the drops at 5 p.m. It doesn't give you the drops. You get, I think you get sky
through after winter. I don't know. I think you have to watch for one hour of the tournament,
I think. I don't know though. I see to know how long it is because they didn't tell me
How long you have to watch and for what drops?
Yes, it's going to be in the R-alternate, 5 PM.
Jinxie, watch him harder.
Why like, bro, why I'm just watching doggy.
Now he's going to beat it, y'all.
Doggy's going to beat, bro, early prediction, bro, early prefire.
Doggie is going to be grief on six twenty four twenty twenty six in three days from in three days, man
In three days PC they could be the prime the bomb the conversion one twenty seven develop
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Hi guys, I'll call you in like, uh, like, probably after this video, after this video.
Chat, now we got an interesting video today, yo.
Interesting video today, and this also asks the question, joining the most controversial
player base on Steam.
Now in your opinion, not controversial, in your opinion, what is the most toxic video
game of all time. I believe it's either League of Legends or Rust.
I've never played this game, but I saw it from the thumbnail that I was kind of intrigued.
I saw XQC playing this game. Basically, it's like constant proximity chat and you just
charge at people
what is controversial about this game
Oh
Oh wait, we run into the line
I can't scream when I've been shot.
Pull back, man.
This game has the CSGO mechanics, where if you get shot, you get slowed.
We're retiring.
Get in the contraverse!
Bro, this game seems more so wholesome than controversial, man.
This game seems more so wholesome than controversial.
Oh
This is War of Rights, a game that is focused around strategy, bro it doesn't seem that
strategic bro, it's called War of Rights?
No, don't listen, we've been doing final game coordination.
And most importantly, team gameplay.
Or at least that's the idea.
Recently it got a brand new update that brought in a ton of new players and-
Wait, what?
All Time Peak 1000?
All Time Peak 1000?
But I thought this game was like huge a ton of new players and push the game to its highest
player count ever on steam and honestly it was well deserved because I was there.
I was actually in the very first match that started right after the update dropped and
I know that what I'm about to say might sound like a huge cliche but it's really not.
In all my years of playing video games I've never experienced anything quite like what
happened that day and I think it would be a shame not to share it with you guys.
So he played on the day of the update.
Right as I joined, I was pleased to see that people were already getting into character.
Holy shit, that's-
Yo!
Okay, this reminds me of like, GTA RP wrapped into like a war game.
That's what it reminds me of.
Now, to clear up any confusion, this update introduces regiments from the 1776 American
Revolutionary War, which was fought between the American Colonists and British Army.
That's why you might hear a lot of players practicing their English accents, because
As I mentioned, this was the last official game before the update dropped.
I can't, I can't, I cannot, like, this is insane.
Hey, somebody!
I know it might look like we were shooting into nothing, but this was the map.
Bro, you know how people do those, like, World War reenactments, or, like, you know,
they'll dress up and do, like, the Dungeons and Dragons and stuff?
Bro, this is like doing that in a game, though.
Like, it's like doing that in, like, it's kind of easier.
This was the point that we had to capture in order to win, and the enemy was somewhere in this cornfield.
We couldn't see them, but our officer...
I mean, every time I formulate a sentence, people just type mark.
Could, and using this marker that he placed on the ground, he was telling us exactly where to shoot and how high we should aim.
They might have already had it.
Gentlemen! Once more! Down this column! Hold! Actually hold!
Hold.
Hold.
Hold, gentlemen. I believe something funny is happening.
Yes, I do not like this much. No good heaven.
This tactic worked surprisingly well, because the enemies were not exactly sure where we were shooting them from.
Down that column gentlemen, down that column, left the column steady!
Okay...
I'm gonna shoot my head off.
Got hits! Reload, check your ready!
Fuck that was scary.
Well, until one of them found us.
There's a Frenchman there, come here you scum, I see you! Step forward, God!
Die fiend! You slovenly Frenchman!
is that all right excuse me let me get back I gunned him down like a dog
every Frenchman deserves and of course after our officer took care of that
this is immersive though like if I was one of these soldiers here this is
pretty I kind of want to play this game but I think if I play this game it's
just gonna be my chat stream sniping and then yeah enemy player he didn't take
long for the rest of his company to find us as well.
W cameraman, bro he's just letting his entire troops die.
Things like that things can get very intense, very fast in this game, but luckily we managed
to come out victorious against that enemy charge.
Now that, gentlemen, that was God's work.
Is it like 30 v 30 in a server?
Cause they have a thousand fucking player peak, like how many servers can you actually
make?
Stand back on the fence, return, prepare, we will wait for the rest of our friendlies.
And now it was time to- 100 v 100?
What?
I'm for us to attack.
Using the cornfield as cover, our officer's plan was to sneak as close as possible to
the enemy company then surprise them with a sudden charge.
But while moving through the corn we had to stay quiet because in this game enemy players
can actually hear you if you use your microphone.
Naturally our teammates behaved exactly as you would expect.
can hear you if you use your mic. Oh my god that is deep.
We lose this charge because you're fucking recorded. I like to be mad on this line.
Alright gentlemen on this line they're going to be some way down that direction to pick
I can't tell that direction straight in front of you.
Ready...
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Oh, it's charging!
Oh, it's charging!
Oh, it's charging!
It's charging!
It's charging!
I don't have my backpack on now.
Oh, we're charging.
Can we get back here?
I'm gonna feed them with that bottle of my gun.
Yeah, let's go!
Oh my god!
Quickly!
Quickly!
Something was wrong.
Because after taking out these guys, we realized they weren't part of the big company that
charged us earlier, but at the moment we didn't think much of it, and decided to use
our momentum and continue to rush towards the capture point, not knowing that we were
heading straight for the enemy's trap.
I just feel like this game would be like un-streamable though bro, it just feels so hard to stream this.
I got a pseudo-L, watch out!
If anything comes up in the left, you shoot back, tell me, once you cap, you may just bring it back to the safe!
You're flying to me!
Hold, hold, don't aim, don't aim, don't aim, you're just wasting stamina, just wait.
If they push, get ready.
Let's help them, let's help them.
Let's help them.
Oh, shit.
They're coming, they're coming!
I don't know if we should have shot them.
Fuck you!
The enemy's numbers were overwhelming so we had no choice but to retreat to our old spot
and rebuild our...
How do you win?
How do you win in the game?
What's the objective?
How do you win?
Numbers then counter charge.
Is there response?
That's my biggest question.
I hate games with response.
everyone but is their response there is I hate so there's two mechanics there's
Shoot and melee. I don't think you can crouch. I haven't seen everybody crouch
You definitely can't jump!
What's this you are?
Why did you push me?
It's like battlefield.
I was saying a bunch of pussies you are.
Oh my god, everyone is charging this.
At this point, this match was almost over.
So whoever was going to capture the objective was going to win the game.
So as you would imagine, what followed next was a bunch of charges and...
Oh, you're a boss! You're not bossing! I'll waste tickets to get this point!
Oh, you're not, sister! You're not taking my...
WHAT?!
You're not taking...
You're a bad man.
Heh, chaos.
Oh, you're not!
Oh, you're not!
Bro, I feel like you do 100 v 100.
If you die, there's no respawning.
Last team standing wins. That'd be cinema. Like a 1v1 at the end.
Bro, but I don't know though, because... I don't know.
Because I think the problem with no respawning though chat is everyone would just bait.
No one would ever charge, like if they did no respawning, what a fuck would you be the
first guy in.
But then again, it is like realistic, bro.
If you're on the front lines, GG's, bro.
But then also the other problem with no response, the other problem with no response is you would
just be spectating.
Like if you died earlier you would just be spectating, which would kind of suck.
So I guess they're kind of doing it right, honestly, now think about it.
Wisconsin on the left, we're coming out fucking!
Volley, are you stupid?
Make them skydive!
Get ready, charge!
Get ready, boys!
I'm recharging.
Just charge, just charge, and go, go, go!
Waste my time!
On the way!
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right!
What time?
Right, you fucks!
What time?
West!
The column, the column!
Oh, I'm head-in-moving.
Don't you think?
Oh, head-in-moving!
Yeah, I've seen him get stopped like 20 times.
That's right, I'm recharging.
Want that, now?
Hey, that's a call!
Fucking, what?
Level retorn ordered a counter charge just lost us the match.
Whatever retorn ordered a counter charge lost us the match.
Yeah, whoever that monkey was that drew that big line in order to counter charge.
Wow!
Man, that's incredible.
Wow!
Don't be mad, son of a bitch.
Wow!
Oh my god, it was the fucking level 12.
Oh my god, we're so cuck.
Of course.
Question about, we got this shit called...
Level 12?
Yo bro, there's a thousand players.
Level 12 probably puts them in the top 60 percentile, bud.
Dude, but I feel like the people that play this gotta be like literally so dialed in like they're so immersed all the time
They're not gonna fucking 95 like
Yeah
Right as the game was ending, the event that everyone was waiting for was finally starting.
Oh, it's starting!
1776 event, what is this?
It's starting, it's starting, let's go!
And people were clearly excited.
Oh, here it is, the loading stream.
This is exactly how I feel after playing this game for one hour.
All right, boys, we are in.
The first game of this event, let's see what people think.
This game would be so peace to stream, bro, for like 20 minutes.
Yep, this was insane, the server was full, oh, and if I didn't mention it already, the
server...
Yo, level 80, level 40, level 100, level 88, level 97, level 93, I'm assuming the highest
level is 100, because I haven't seen anything higher than that.
Oh my god, he's the captain, this guy has a motion, 3rd Kentucky, captain decoys, level
100 is 3 stars, is that like prestigious?
on World of Rights can hold as many as 400 players.
I remember that while I was playing, someone in chat wrote that there were 3 or 4 full
servers at once.
Which was insane for this game.
I will insert the clip here if I can find it.
There's over a thousand people playing right now, that's insane.
Almost like a thousand something people like three servers are full.
Three servers are full of 400 people.
Only there's three servers?
Bro, I bet you this video helped the game a lot too.
I wonder how many it has now.
This video is from ten months ago, it has 3 million views.
I wonder how many it has now.
Let's actually just check. Steam charts.
What's it called? War of Rights? Nope. Nope. It went up by 200.
Hey, 24 hour peak though, a thousand. 24 hour peak, a thousand, not bad, bro.
Also, if at some point during the video you see a player with this logo next to his name,
just know that he is one of the developers of this game it was that's so sick was awesome to see the
action that the game hop on and games with us there's so many of us I wonder how hard it is to
actually be like I guess the word is called like an indie developer right like I wonder how hard it
is to be an indie developer and actually get a game to a thousand seats like concurrent players
That's gotta be so hard, bro
And then also like mecha chameleon right mecha chameleon was like an indie developer and I saw on Twitter
They sold like three million copies of the game in like a week or something
Nobody gives a fuck.
Oh my god, what are you doing here?
Get the fuck out of here!
My goodness, I almost spilled my cup of tea.
Oh yeah, my cup of tea.
Yo, yo.
They got a little kid in here that's like a 12 year old in here.
I'm gonna take this pile and bring him back to get him away.
Yes sir.
Where is my premium cream?
I have to protest, sir.
I can't have this tea without this tips.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Dude, I'm not going to lie.
I've been to England two times.
This shit is not like a stereotype, bro.
A fucking 90% of the people in England drink tea, like around the clock, bro.
Kids, old people, middle age, does not matter.
Everyone drinks tea in England.
In the US, a lot of people drink tea too, but I think a lot of people drink coffee.
In the US, it's like, I'm going to have my 1400 calorie Starbucks every morning.
But I will not lie, tea is goaded.
Like bro, good tea, like a peppermint tea, you throw some like sugar cube in there, a
little bit of honey.
Bro, tea's good.
The English side of this is literally just a bunch of Americans with the worst English
accident ever. It looks like no British people actually play this game. That's beautiful.
That's sick of him. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stop it! Presents!
There's still more smoke.
Being a captain has to be so fun like, oh shit.
That's awesome.
How is this controversial though, bro? I always get clickbaited by this word. Bro, this is just wholesome. This game is just wholesome, dude.
You know, Chad, this reminds me, bro. I don't know if this is an indie game developer, but it probably is.
This is like reason number 5,000 why queso is the go because dude imagine how many indie game developers queso has helped in the last three years, bro
I'm not even trolling bro 80% of his streams queso is playing an indie game like 80% of the streams like imagine how many indie game developers
He's actually help bro
Insane
insane
Literally like I've never seen anyone even talk about that, but bro
He's probably helped so many indie game developers like
Bro when case of plays their game and then he posts a video it brings so many eyes to a game, bro
And then if somebody's interested in like I might actually try that that everyone would have heard about it
The people on this the people on this game are actually
He's still playing the flute over there.
Come on, man, call it.
Take some of that.
It's so demanding, man.
Right face, right face, right face.
What the...
Fuck!
I feel like the only thing they should add is like a little more movement, bro, but I don't know though
part of it being clunky is kind of good. Like you should be able to like crouch and prone now.
I don't know if I've seen anyone crouch or prone
It's more realistic, yeah, I guess you're right. What is the name of this game art or no war of rights right word rights?
Fuck this place.
Yeah.
And we're just going,
Ahhhh!
We're actually marching, this is sick.
Look at this.
Not the music.
That was awesome.
Look at this.
This is actually a segment.
At this point it was pretty clear that everyone was having a great time,
but things were about to get even better after I ran into some old characters from the previous game.
Oh
They're actually marching oh my god
You could try me for a time only, Jekyll-
We are matching his threat, Adam, and this is crazy.
Hey!
Oh!
Ready!
Ready!
Oh, shit.
Ready!
Ready!
Ready!
Ready!
Come on!
I had to go gloat.
Fucking shit.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, I'm going for that fucker.
Come on.
Fire!
Oh, I'm going for that fucker. Come on.
Bro, it's weird too, because if they charge you and your teammates are in front of you, you can't really shoot.
You can't really shoot cause then you'll team kill.
The man looks like the best mechanic.
Dude, he does the blood curdling cry for help as he dies to maximize immersion, that's peak.
Honestly, the guys that were leading the companies, the officers, were making this event so much better.
Take this next guy for example.
I mean it's what I was saying, the commanders are carrying, like the commanders are actually
goaded.
One of the guys was like level 100, like these guys are fucking goats.
Literally.
But if he sure lost his voice by the end of this event.
I love this game. This game is crazy.
He's killing me from the top of the line.
Bro, I wonder what this guy's like.
I don't know, like, if he lives with anyone, what they're thinking.
They just hear, like, their...
boyfriend or their son in their room.
TAKE IT!
For like three hours!
I can't see shit.
I'm dead?
No.
I got hit.
I'm hit.
I'm done.
Good shot.
Now, it is cool to see how immersed everyone is now.
It's fun.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
Oh, he's dead.
He's dead.
Behind him, behind him.
He's dead.
Take the front, you know that I'm smart!
Nice to be the man, Captain Jeff!
I ain't gonna play with you fucking...
I ain't gonna play with you fucking...
I ain't gonna play with you fucking...
I ain't gonna play with you fucking...
I can't...
I wonder if he's gonna give like a postgame summary on it.
Get to the trees, they came to the front...
I'm shooting at the front side...
I'm shooting at the front side...
I'm shooting at the front side...
Bro, when everyone shoots you really can't see shit in.
The strap would just be let them shoot him and sprint through the smoke at them.
Go back, go back, go back, go back.
They're charging, they're charging, they're charging.
Oh, they did it.
Oh, they did it, but then they preemptively fell back.
Left side.
Up the hill, up the hill.
Up the hill, charge, charge.
Somebody in the all chat typed, good heavens, I have fallen.
Fall in.
Okay.
Let's go.
I thought this game was bigger though.
It's pretty clear to me that the players of War of Rights are really dedicated to this
game and this event was an awesome experience that I will definitely not forget.
If you guys would like to see more War of Rights content let me know down below and
and that would definitely strike the limit.
Dude, I thought this game was bigger
because I remember I saw a bunch of clips of XQC playing it
like a year or two ago.
Bro, 1,000 players, like peak ever, 1800.
Like, bro, it's gotta be so hard
to like actually make a game that works.
Get ass, bro.
That was a different game.
What was X-Play?
What was X-Play?
Like civilization or something?
What was X playing bro hold fast let's check that one
Bro oh my god same kind of thing a little bit bigger though a little bit bigger check
Spain? Who's Spain playing today? It was Saudi, right? Four nil. Holy shit.
Lameen scored. Lameen scored 10 minutes in. They had an own goal. Bro, check. Do y'all remember
when Argentina lost to Saudi Arabia in their opening game? Do y'all remember that? Remember when
Argentina lost to Saudi Arabia and then everybody was like talking about Argentina's fucked and
Then that jump started like the greatest fucking World Cup run ever
They didn't lose a single game after that. They didn't even they didn't even draw a game after that
For a look at the stat line
20 shots to three shots nine shots on target to one shot on target
65% possession versus 35% possession
623 passes versus 238. This is like when you play against your big brother and
FIFA for the first time ever and he just fucking shits on you. The only stats
they're winning is they have less fouls. Well no, they have more yellows. They even
have more off sides. Bro, the team with less possession and less shots and less
Last shot's on target, less everything somehow has more offsides.
How's that even possible?
How?
Yeah, the Spain's group is like, Spain's group is free though.
It's going to be Spain, Uruguay, Cabo Verde and Saudi Arabia are physically just never
going to finish on top of Spain or Uruguay.
Jota's or away have is Nuna's playing?
Jota's check.
Check or away lineup.
What do they have? Darwin and who else?
Darwin and who else?
Oh, Ronald Arayo, this guy plays for Barca.
Wait, that guy's really good.
really good. Darwin, yep, Darwizzy, anybody else chat? Valverde, oh my god, wait, Uruguay's
good. They have Fetty Valverde, Ronald Arroyo, and Darwin Nunes. Oh, Darwin, Darwin. Okay,
good or not as good as Payne though. Dude, okay Valverde is like, y'all be honest Valverde
is the best player on Madrid in the last year bro, deras. I thought Valverde got injured
though didn't he get like headbutted or something? Didn't Valverde get injured? Yeah he got headbutted
by two shamanee Ramajib if you're going to go to the diet diagnosed with cranio pellets
of the trauma type of concussion after hitting his head during a heated altercation with
teammate to shamanee he was ordered to rest for 10 to 14 days subscale like physical so
he's good foul verde best on Madrid yeah bro in the last year Valverde is best on Madrid
Yes
Bro, I don't know what this thing is in football where people have to be an attacker to be considered the best player on the club
I don't know what that is
Yo, just because somebody just said a midfielder doesn't mean they just automatically have to be the like just dog shit
Same with defenders, bro
Like bro, what are you gonna say in Bopay's the best player on Madrid because he scores goals?
Like it's like it's the same shit with the NFL, bro
Like nine times out of ten the best player on an NFL team is a left tackle, but nobody cares
Bro, just because somebody's a center midfielder doesn't mean they can't be the best player on their club
Valverde is the best player on Madrid in the last year. Yes
Like guys you realize Valverde can physically never score as many goals as in Bob
He because in Bob is a fucking striker or a winger
like it just cuz somebody's an attacker is I mean they just automatically hat
like people can be the best player on their club and be a center midfielder
that ass and bop is overrated bro I hate to break it to you you know if you see
him bop these goals in the World Cup only say is carrying the fuck out of him
did you see his goals I don't know if I can show it bro only say literally is the
only reason in bop a scored but only say they didn't score so what are you gonna
If you give him Boppe the credit, always say created the entire goal, both of the goals.
Boppe could have scored more goals, but he choked.
you
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I'm just going to throw myself at everything.
Indeed he has.
He will not stop relentless.
Chat, what is your favorite form of Rocket League to watch?
Ones, twos, or threes?
Ones is different?
I feel like it's just too easy to score in once though.
I think it's time for a timeout.
Oh yeah, they've got those.
I don't think it's a score.
I don't know, like in once bro, if you over commit for one second, you just can't see it.
The loin ranger, just the one so far last year.
So I'm surprised that it's so different this year around.
And I don't know how much you called it, but timeout confirms.
Is this me?
It's a bit of a ruck.
Tell you what, Sharon, can we just embrace you?
I have fun this year.
Wait, so.
Okay, who plays in the other semis game?
Nats first oh seven place the other one
Calls question back chat is squishy watching this is squishy watching
Got everything you need a
I'll put it up towards the end brother. Are you watching the ones? I mean, yeah, Zen plays next right?
Yeah, then in moxie, you know, it's gonna be a good ass match. Scroogey, didn't you say moxie was like the best ones player or something?
So moxie's like dedicated his entire like life to ones, bro
He's like the only guy that didn't he never even tried to play pro 3s like he's only played once
So yeah, I think we're pretty pretty crazy match
So this is um, does this finish today like does it go semi's into finals?
Yeah, you're watching the last like three series basically
Or just like two more series after this
How does it work in one it's best of seven
It's the exact same format of threes like everything's exact same which is all best seven when you get to the final day
Yeah, the games are a little bit longer
The series probably takes like 40 minutes instead of like the regular like 25 30. Yeah
Yeah
Dude this OSAP guy actually beats then early in the tournament and I was like a big upset. Yeah
Somebody in my chat said
What's it go a quick start here that
that mochi has six accounts in the top 10 or something
he's a chud though he just queues ones all day
why does he have six accounts?
dude i don't know it's just so he loves the mode and he doesn't want to play
anything else
he's really good basically i think there's like certain things
is ones you can abuse like the games played very differently in ones that
infuse your please and mochi's just like he best in Europe
about abusing those things. So like air dribble bumps are really good, low fakes are really
good and this is really good at abusing those, you get it flexing a lot.
So is Zen probably going to boost him?
I mean, if there was like odds, like Moxie's probably favored, yeah, but I would back then.
Dude, so Jixi, this player right here, you see where he gets it, he's going to get a reset,
he goes ground and doesn't use it. This is like so broken right now. This is what's happening
every fucking class where it's finding the cheesiest way to score essentially
yeah kind of not gonna lie to you bro there's so many goals oh my god oh that's
raging from the kickoff I think yeah now you can just lose in really cool
thing ways like imagine this you could be at five bowls and get kickoff pulled on
five times and then they get like air dribble but that's your law
kickoff. Ossap's raging bro. Well I've never even heard of this dude before this tournament
and he, man I couldn't believe that. He was playing really good against them.
What is the first place prize? Like how much did they get?
Um, so it's not as much about the prize for this, it's more about if they win, they make
the, I think the prize is like maybe 10, 20k or not at the moment, but they make the world
So it play in like a little mini bracket in the world championship and if you win that you become the 1v1 world champion
It's kind of aura like you're the the ones world champ. That's kind of crazy. That's what you're playing for
This is a qualifier to make worlds essentially dude. Nass is putting his nuts on his face
Nass is gross bro, I'm not gonna lie
it's not working nothing is working I mean it's diving here but I saw OSAP's
rage in so I don't I think it's probably over now cuz he got mad once is
like I think it's the most open game mode I mean you played one you probably
know I'm talking about you losing one some stupid shit like it's actually
I'm so close like, I'm so insane.
Oh, also dinks.
Yeah, bro.
Dante called me yesterday for help on Rocket League.
And uh, yeah, yeah.
Bro, you's like the best new player I've ever seen in my entire life.
Like, I thought I was getting musty on, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
So, if you could pick him in the turn, you'd pick him.
I don't know if he's drafting or how it's working.
He was gross did he learn that I taught him at a half lip. He did it like in like a minute
You can have
That's what he was on you but I was telling him like the
Order in which to press keys and it like clicked in his head like it just makes sense
keyboard yeah so I have to like convert everything I was saying to keyboard but
like for example for half flipping I was like telling him the order in which to
press the keys and he just like gets it which is what I did and that's a huge
thing because the league is a lot of combos I guess exactly where you press
keys I was very impressed I don't know just if you could pick up pick them
and uh osaf came back in this game yeah dude nasa nasa's done five zero in game two by the way
and then osaf oh no yeah he tied it up five five in like a minute ones are very swingy
just got turned into a shoot yesterday and i saw a fucking the end of that fortnite game
Actually, I'm not gonna laugh. I've never yes, bro. I never I never watch
Yeah, me neither. I never watch either. I thought I was a holy shit
I can't follow one like they're like spam building I could not follow it. That's like my issue. Yeah, it's really fast
That's just a auto goal. Wow
For one's are like
One mistake in your cook bro like no help
back holy shit
Yeah, it kind of worked it kind of works
Oh, oh snap's going so aggressive now, but that's pretty rare actually how many players played this
I think like you had 10,000 signups, I think oh my god
But it's usually like people that sign up usually think they have a chance to win all pretty good players
Was 11k signup
Yeah, bro, I don't know how the tournament's gonna go today because like I was gonna get like
What's called Richie and Muda, but then I found out they were champs. I was like, bro, you guys are like way too good
Yeah, yeah, no, I think that's that's the right call because Mura Mura can air dribble so he could literally one day three
three is the only thing yes I agree with that so I think the diamonds we got like
we didn't get diamond threes bro like so I got to play like fresh no no like
fresh diamond right yeah like your diamond it's no like Zoick um he got
the game for the last tournament the 2v2 tournament or whatever whatever it was
That's like five months ago. Oh, he played Riley. Yeah, I remember that
He's diamond three now. Oh, he got it for the turning in his diamonds. No, no
I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, sure. And then he's like, I'm diamond three. I was like, uh
You'd be the only time in three
Well, these are just gamers, bro, some really just like Cal's a gamer
I don't know.
Bro, but like, he plays fussin' in the jam chanash for hours on end.
How do you even get time to get diamond, Rockley?
That's true.
I'm at top.
Wait, one sec, switch, I'll be back.
Okay, no worries, no worries.
Dude, what is this?
You mean-eh?
Yo, Highbives, what up?
Oh, James, we need two more people.
What skill level do you think?
Like, Black Gold-ish?
They could be anything, whether they're a new player, all the way to like, plat, and then maybe you could say like, low-diamond.
Okay.
But, alright.
All fun.
But...
Alright.
Bring it like you move it.
For this game, 6-6.
I wanna undappen, but I'm gonna miss the goal.
Kenny Pigeon, he looks for the bomb, he flicks it to Mars, where's the goal?
That's not what we want, no!
Up top, counterattack, reach it!
Oh, saved!
We have overtime!
That isn't for the last time in this series!
Nass and Osaft both go, wave dash recovery, Nass bumped, Osaft commits, turns, can't find any 12 noose, so he goes for the 100.
Nass is so...
Right, we're not done yet, but I'm gonna miss the goal, instantly.
Because it's 1's.
but he's still sticking around
he's still zero in the time
demand me and get back
osa twidget
Chad this is a potential 6-7
it's do or die for the german
oh! he came back
this series alive
well he almost bolded
oh my god!
he's in the Tokyo
oh osa won that
he came back from 5-1
wow
i mean that looked over
He's good, man.
Does Ozath play in a team or no?
Just, like, red player?
I think, I, so I just found out about this dude, like I said,
and apparently he's been, like, in the qualifier as far as he has.
I don't think he's made it super far, though.
He had 11 shots to 19.
But ones and threes are so different, though.
Yeah, like, it's a whole different game.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, I said, that Moxie guy, he's been, like, top three
once playing the world for years now,
And he's never really been considered for a 3C.
So, is Zen just like, coked?
No, I don't think it's like, I don't think it's like impossible.
But, oh my god, he's just slamming the deck.
That's not a saying cause he's raging earlier.
That's...
No, I don't think, I don't think Zen's like coked. I think he has a chance.
People, Alphazen is like a war up, bro.
Especially in like an attorney setting, people are scared of him.
Yeah, this is gonna be kind of fun.
Imagine you're the only one and the guy in the team is just then, though.
Like, the only person you're up against is just then.
Like, that's kind of scary.
And not a lot of games.
I was like, pretty good with nerves in tournaments,
but like, whenever I played a once-turny,
you look, you feel the nerves way more.
I guess it's just you, like, there's no one else with you
to like, kind of distract you from what's happening.
You can't talk to nobody in any of you?
Yes, yes, you should have nerves a lot more
Bro this boost is this boost is from me. I'm not gonna lie to boost this from me. They need a bandage to it
This boost OSAFs using it's basically invisible. So
From NASA's POV like if OSAFs in the air with the ball
You can't tell when he's speeding up or like with boosts, but he literally cannot tell.
Looks like he's floating.
Yeah.
Like watch Nassio be if it ever shows and like OSTAP has an air dribble.
Oh my god what a save bro.
Holy fuck.
You'll see what I mean when he has like an air dribble.
They're gonna save from that.
He drifted too.
Oh yeah, Jinx.
Oh, yeah, Jinx, have you kept up with the CS major at all?
Dude, so Niko has been looking for a major as a tough-hence player for forever and he
actually won with it.
Huge, huge, yeah, he won.
It's a huge moment for like a little bit of a 34 major for so long.
I think he's been an active player since like 2009 in Counter Strike, like all of the cross versions of Counter Strike, I'm not even kidding.
I think since 2009 he's been an active player. I think he's made like 18 majors or some shit.
I don't even know, but he lost a major final.
Something to take, I think it's like that.
Something like that, but yeah bro, he won today, so it was a crazy crazy moment.
it's cool when you see like a someone get that they kind of did like you know
they deserve it the whole time bro
you said you watched Donk?
yeah apparently I'm like cursing him I don't know
yeah like as you had his worst tournament rating ever I think since he
like came under the scene
I was half right on this
Yeah, what happens one second by the way?
Yeah, I finally got
Guys rocket league finally texted me about the drops. So here's the order
Here's the order of the drops. I send it to high-fives high-fives. Could you?
Like pin it or I don't even know make it a command
Okay, so check, this is the order for the drops.
It starts at 5 p.m. EST, so in two hours 20 or two hours 30 minutes, okay.
Watch for 15 minutes, claim the reward, big splash GE, sky blue, gold animation.
Watch for 30 minutes, claim the reward, tactical nuke, white.
I think that's another gold explosion.
Watch for one hour and claim the reward, nemesis, white.
Watch for 1 hour 30 minutes, claim the reward, Bazaarite, Decal, Bazaarite.
Watch for 2 hours and claim the reward, Affluenture, Sky Blue from Rocket League.
That is all, so there's 5 drops.
The Affluenture is 2 hours, so if you watch from 5pm to 7pm, you get it, 5pm to 7pm.
That is it, boys.
all their words. That's from Rocket League. Hi guys, could we pin that? Could we pin that maybe?
So the sky blue, guys, the tournament should probably be four hours. So y'all are gonna have
more than enough time to, y'all are gonna have more than enough time. There it is. Thank you.
Hi guys, your dad asked me guys, remember this starts at 5 p.m. This starts at 5 p.m. Hi guys,
maybe add, uh, starts at 5 p.m. EST at the end. Just sort of chat notes. So this starts at 5,
All right now I was after you rockin League for like a whole week and they just now texted me that time
Sorry, I didn't want to deafen on squishy, but I just had to tell y'all so now y'all know
Vice thank you chat now. No more questions, bro. There you go. Yo, uh, w rocket a man w rocket League, bro
All right, I'm back
I didn't I think I told you about the there was a lot of this to be to
Um, and Zen and a Tao signed up for this
That was the most like dominant thing. I think roughly ever seen. They went 44 and 1 and won the tournament
They made it to worlds
They lost a single game bro out of the best teams in Europe
Zen and a Tao and 2v2 also
44 and 1
In the whole tournament and they lost a single game. That's it. Why they swept everyone else
actually the most interesting ever yeah so they're gonna be at worlds world
worlds would be cinema there's a little mini 2v2 bracket and a mini one-to-one
bracket so I got the ones world champ and two worlds
they're doing ones twos and threes out world that's sick yeah this is what
that's what this is for so winner of this one player out of Europe makes it and
represents Europe at world that's what this is for
so might be then maybe yes that's how I was gonna say he has a chance to be
in a room
choose I think it's gonna be them for two I'm not gonna lie I think you'll do it
for two there's such a good duo that is crazy bro that's insane you remember a
towel on Casey yeah use like the guy that was like this guy is like you see
I know he's talking about actually, so um, I was the guy that I was like, this guy is actually similar level to Zen, like, he plays similar to Zen, they work so well together. I think they're gonna team in threes, bro. I think that'll be the best three team in the world, too.
I have a feeling.
He is, but I think they're gonna team up in threes, but I have a feeling like, what do you mean in threes, though? Isn't he in a team?
Yeah, but they, but like, it's a towel, but it's here and juicy, right?
I have a feeling Zen's gonna join a talent team, like, I have a feeling, bro.
Like, it's just a case.
You have a feeling Zen's gonna join Karman Corp?
Yeah, I think so, bro.
I do think so.
Do they play, they play together so much, they're like best friends of talent, then,
bro?
Like, this is bound to happen.
It's like what happened with me and Justin, like, my closest friend, and I've ended up
with him.
Is this a Leechech Twitter?
Not Leechech Twitter, it's just an assumption, bro, just an assumption, man.
So you have a feeling Zen is going to leave by Calibri and join Carmine 4?
Bro, like why, think about it like this, if Zen needs a Tali, if my Tali is instantly weaker,
KC becomes the best team in Europe unconfessive.
Like why would you not do that?
Like I think it's just bound to happen.
They'll have no competition bro.
Whatever Zen's contract up, I feel like it's just going to happen.
No way.
Bro, I gotta figure out the captains for the draft too today.
are you having everyone put their right yeah yeah I know I think I know everyone
stuff everybody's bad wait squishy in rocky league diamond one is the lowest
and diamond three is the highest right yeah diamond one lowest yeah fuck I was
gonna get Zoink if he was diamond one but he's diamond three you might just be
too good, bro.
On this position, 12 seconds.
Chad's only got two good.
Is that three?
I'm nearly with this side.
Yes, bro.
It's Diamond three.
He drives it into the net.
Who's the next highest, though?
I think, like, Axe hit Diamond, but Axe kind of
got carried, it's Chad Sam.
Oh, my god, he tied it.
Well, he came back again.
It was 5-1.
Yo, what is happening?
All the last game.
I think Diamond three might be too high, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
and we might have a number on C.
Heck, if Naskin do it again, we might not even need a number on C.
Champion's fail.
It was 5-0?
Nothing.
Wait, it was 5-0.
Look at this.
Is it a back-to-back four?
Yeah, this game was 5-0, bro.
I thought this game was over.
Wait, just a second.
No way.
No way!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Down 5.
I know.
That's sad.
Bro.
Absolute.
show down 5 wins on 0
wow man
take a breather ladies and gentlemen
they got boggles playing
is he from Australia?
yes I might make him a captain bro I don't know
okay I'm gonna start making the captains chat
now I need to do the draft order where
We shouldn't do snake cuz you're going look captains bro. You could do like
Deji Deji's terrible Deji Jinxie Sina
Joe bar
Chat should boggles be a captain
There's only guys I think it's only might be too good X bro
I don't know like X is just unreliable bro X probably forgot this term. It's even happening and I confirmed like three times
Who else chat Joe's good. Yeah, Joe's good. Joe was diamond like years ago. Joe's not like fucking so like where he's like current diamond three
Joe's good, but he's not like diamond three currently
Joe's probably like diamond one or plat three currently that water plat three
Sketch sketch literally five minutes ago said he can't play
We're getting like a bunch of last-minute people
Ooh, Dante's could be a good captain.
Because then if you do it like that, Deji's definitely worse than Dante's.
So it would be like Deji then Sina, right?
And then you could go Dante's.
Because I want to go in order of skill, like the lower skill you are, the better picks
you get.
Who else, bro?
Moise, Moise said he can't play.
Ron said he can't play.
They were going to play, but they can't.
I think Ron's doing a shoot or something.
Oh, Yusuf.
Chad, is Yusuf good?
Yusuf's playing.
Yusuf's playing.
Is Yusuf good?
Chad, has Yusuf ever played?
Has use of ever played y'all?
Yo doggie thinking about it, oh need thinking about it.
ONA, ONA can't play, he's in a CS major.
Brochette, it's tough because one, it's Father's Day, so like a lot of people are busy.
Two, I think a lot of the core streamers are doing like a shoot or something, they said.
And then three, it's World Cup.
A lot of people watch World Cup.
Yeah, I was gonna do it the 14th,
but literally no one can do it the 14th.
No one can do it the 14th, bro.
It's hard, bro.
There's to be good.
Yeah, no, no, it will, it will.
Okay, so guys, I don't think Kasell would play this early.
Also, yeah, not only Kasell would play this early.
It's not like five.
Kasell gets on at 10, y'all.
RDC yeah mark from RDC was gonna play and then he cut it
Who else bro? So these are just the captains
Bring it like you move a
Who Yugi could be a solid captain
Arkier Yugi as a captain Chad who's better who's better between Arche and Yugi more thing to buy
Who's better between Archie and Yugi?
Yugi is better?
Okay, maybe I can make.
Chubb, what rank is Archie?
What rank is Archie?
What rank is Archie, y'all?
What rank? What rank?
Like silver slash gold? Okay, we can make Archea captain. Archea would be a good captain.
Wait, so is he silver or gold? So he'd be worse than, like, me.
Okay.
Who else? Yeah, who else? One, two, three, four, five, six.
Okay. Hums? Has Hums ever played Rocket League?
Has Hums ever played Rocket League?
Moise Moise can't play.
Riley? I can text Riley. I don't know if he will play.
Let me see.
Let me text around text around who else bro who else chat Danny Danny's playing
Danny ours is playing who else y'all
Oh you can make Timmy a captain yeah Timmy's never played I don't think I don't
Timmy's ever played I'll put Timmy like here
Timmy can be a good captain for somebody said for a boss bro for a boss play this he would wipe the whole tournament
No one would even score on him. Just plop him in there bro. He would allow zero goals, bro
Yeah, the thing is, bro, if you get pros and good players, the new guys can't play.
Not even the new guys, the Platts can't even play.
Bro, chat, when I play with like Squishy, I don't even touch the ball rarely, bro.
Yeah.
You know, like everybody needs to be able to get the ball, bro.
That's the part that makes it fun, chat.
Now, Squishy, I was thinking about doing a tournament with only pros.
That'll be fun, like a draft tournament with only pros.
That'll be fun as fuck, bro, right?
Yeah, that could be cool.
3v3 and then you do like same thing you get eight pros as captain's make draft that'll be fine, bro
That's yeah, that would actually would be peak or we could get like a lot of people
The only thing that would suck is the servers man because if you place an even an a yeah
That's suck
Ginge, I think ginge is in us for world cup right now
Yeah, I was gonna do it uh earlier, but nobody could do it
This is the only date where I could actually like get a lot of people to do it because everybody was traveling, bro
It's just hard cuz World Cup, bro. I'm really traveling. I'll be traveling soon for World Cup chat July 11
Ron Ron can't play
Los Los won't play. I told most about the tournament. He said fuck that game
That's what he said because he played with us
But if you see the clip of Los getting stuck on his back, uh, squishy. He got stuck
Yeah, I've never even seen that, I've never even seen that.
I love watching like new players.
They're all day.
It's so fun.
Okay, chat.
We need one more captain.
Oh, ask Zoil chat.
Uh, let me see.
So let's play a couple of tournaments.
I'll play our attorney.
So what rank is Zoil?
Is Zoil good?
Is Zoil good or not?
Mr.
Peaky.
I actually texted Mr.
Peaky.
Let me see if you responded.
No, he's live. He's live.
Ask Mr. Peaky if he wants to play a Rocketing Tournament at 5 p.m. EST.
He's live. Ask him. He's live in TikTok. I texted him.
Is the oil as bad?
Jason is saying the same thing. He's doing a shoot.
None of the Faze guys can play, or not Faze, aware, core.
That is the captain.
That is the captain.
That is the captain.
XCC, XCC's plan.
I could make X the captain.
If I make X the captain, it would be this.
X would be the best captain.
We could get last pick.
Let me text X.
Make boggles a captain boggles is like flat I think but he's Australia boggles
do you want to be a captain boggles Chad if you want to know about the drops read
the pinned message from high-five clicks y'all think clicks would play rock
I could ask him it's clicks busy. It's Monday y'all think clicks will play Rocket League. I mean he plays the other epic game, bro
He's clicks live his clicks live chess clicks live I
Don't see him live. Let me text him
When with Sunday
Mr. Peaky said he'll play. Mr. Peaky said he'll play. Chad, what rank is Mr. Peaky?
Mr. Peaky will play? Okay, Chad, I just need Mr. Peaky to text me on TikTok DMs his Discord.
Or no, I already have him at it.
I already have him at it.
Mr. Biggie will play?
Alright, let me add him to the group chat.
Mr. Biggie is what rank, what rank?
Bronze?
Okay.
Okay, Mr. Biggie's play.
Well, click, text me, click, text me.
Oh, click, scan, play.
Hums? Has Hums ever played Rocket League? If he hasn't, that's fine. I just need to know
so I can let the captains know.
Chad, it's Hums ever- why is Hums- why is Hums green?
Why is Hums fucking green?
Why is Hums green?
Chad, tell Hums if he wants to play he can.
Okay, I see the ad.
TikTok DM, Mr. Peaky?
Did Mr. Peaky text me?
I could add Hums and Mr. Peaky.
Let me see.
Mr. Biggie did not text me on TikTok.
Yeah, he has not texted me.
Let me see if I could add them in my thing.
My Discord thing.
I'm going to add them to the server, have us without leaking it.
High-fives, am I in the server, am I in the server?
Okay, player's pool, okay, add, add, add, add, add, add, add, add, add, add, add, add,
Okay. Add Hums.
Which is Hums want to play or no?
Okay. Add Hums and then add Mr. Peaky.
Okay. Chat. Tell Hums and Mr. Peaky that I invited them to the Discord server and their Discord DMs.
If they play, that's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, and we would need two more, have Is? Two more?
Brocabo Verde's goal is at 15 million Instagram followers.
What?
Cabo Verde's Goldie is at 15.
Mr. Peaky joined the server? Okay.
Okay.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Yeah, if I make boggles a captain, let me see.
If I make boggles a captain, I would move Timmy out,
move Danteza, move Arcadia, I'll put boggles here.
Timmy could be a player maybe?
I don't know if Timmy wants to be a captain.
Rage to develop.
Yeah, I invited Mr. Peaky.
This is going to be Peaky.
I invited Mr. Peaky.
Okay, but he's got two more spots left.
Get Zoil, he's live.
Ask Zoil, guys, ask him.
I
What is oil say
I like I don't look as a joke. They did ask like we're annoyed. People asked me to do shit. Why?
So you want to play rock-a-league, I messaged them I messaged them
Wait, there's a baby right there in Twitter in Twitter
Okay soils down back all right add soil to nice. Okay. We need one more one more spot, bro
One more one more one more
Bro, we had to get people chat because
Three people dropped out today
Three people dropped out hold up
um
Zoyle playing Homs playing Piki playing. What is Zoyle's rank? Now have eyes on this list. We should probably call and go through the ranks
We should probably call have right
Okay, fine, I'll make boggles a captain why not boggles boggles welcome to the captains, bro
You guys said arky is like silver slash gold so I'll do this so how it's gonna work
how it's gonna work is
Once you get a pick, once you get a pick, it stays in the same order. It's not snake.
All right, I'm gonna, oh, I just ripped my headset out of its socket.
Yeah, this is the finalized captain's finalized captain's. I'm gonna go pee. I'm gonna go pee.
We need one more player.
So bring it like you do it, like you do it.
Okay, I need more waters, bro.
All right, I think I'm good
Alright, so really it's like you're doing it.
Got it.
Alright y'all.
Hi man.
All right, yo, I think that's good for now, okay, is that about a play?
Chattanooga Zemba to play by the way
Is Zemba to play you put up chat of my mother
Zemba to play
You miss it. What did I miss?
What did I miss what I miss? Oh my god, we're starting starting starting
Squishy I'm back baby
Yeah, so I was saying about that grass boosts being like busted
Yeah, yeah, so this boost is like it's similar, but it's not as bad. But there's certain boosts that you can't like see
when people are going for plays. Oh my, he went for a psycho breath. Yeah, certain boosts you can't see if they're going for plays.
You never know when they're actually boosting or not, basically.
Exactly. So imagine the air dribble, like, you won't be able to tell if they're pushing the ball up or not pushing the ball up.
Like, the boost is a huge indicator for that. Huge indicator.
That is kind of OP. Wait, can I get that boost or is that cheesy?
haha
Are you a cheesepuser bro?
I honestly don't think it matters as much in lower ranks, I think in higher ranks it's like really really effective
I'm thinking low ranks
You got the skills to win bro
What's the best boost setter game for skill?
haha
For like, for like, cheesing
What's the best boost setter game for cheesing?
It's got to be the grass boost, bruh Oh then squirt
Why does everybody like alpha boost so much why why is alpha boost so good
Alpha boost was given to only a few people that play the alpha the game
So there's only a few hundred of them in the world
Very rare for rare is boosting a game and it also looks the nicest
So it's like don't do that
Yeah, I have like I have three of them
On different accounts, I'm one in this account
Yeah, like only the OG pros really have it this you know someone's a new pro if they don't have muscle boost basically
Yeah, he bought it
I'm trading existed
the best why Zen fucking margain Zen's better bro Zen is this is giving Zen's mode
oh yeah there's not many not many alphabets that's that's why it's so
like sought after somebody get it now if you like buying account that's to us and
not let it break to us pay attention
I don't know man, I would have no idea of those values, they mean nothing to me, it's
CLS.
I'm gonna be on I'm just gonna come out and say I bought a League of Legends account
Like the play ranked or something
Yeah, I wanted to play ranked right away, and it was like in platinum
But leave was cool though. They were like yo, bro
We'll give you an account, but you're not fucking gonna in platinum players, bro
We're gonna get you an iron account and they get it. Yeah, I think that's fair
XQC has alpha boost.
I forgot about that.
XQC has alpha boost?
Yeah, yeah, he bought it like years ago.
He's been playing rocket for a long time.
So when you were back in the trading days, how expensive is it?
It was like 10k at one point.
It's peak.
I think it was like 10.5.
10k?
10 thousand dollars.
Dude, there was like young pros coming out of the scene dropping 8k for the boost.
Like, there was like 15 year olds, they would spend their whole first paycheck on the boost.
as much as bro somebody said XQC didn't he got it gifted to him oh it was
gifting him really yeah yeah I got gifts into him holy oh that's crazy I
wonder who did that probably just somebody who acts like way too much money
imagine a $10,000 skin brown one-way one game yeah that's that's actually
insane series at least those single games boxy versus Yan last year when the
Jeff, you guys just talking about how many drinks I have? It all dubs different shit. Like I have a protein drink, I have a Pedialyte,
I have Body Armor Zero Sugar, Body Armor Whip Sugar just in case, and then I have Regular Water and Sparkly Water. I have everything.
There wasn't a big bottle you always have, a big blue bottle.
This is, uh, still water. Still water. How do we drink from glass bottles? Because somebody told me one time that plastic is like the microplastics are bad for you.
I can't lie, I drink a lot of bottled water.
I drink a lot of bottled water.
I drink a lot of bottled water.
I only drink water though.
I don't really drink that much.
Check phone? Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I wonder if that's just the respect Moxie has for Zen's recoveries,
but he's only got one goal here.
We've got 30 nice cutoff early by Zen diving in.
Moxie loves his demos, but it's a trade demo.
Zen got up to speed.
This ball is going to roll to Moxie,
So we'll have an ability to pick it up early and now Zen waiting in net off pads flick denied
Bro Zen's just like farming what's happening?
I mean he doesn't mean you can't lose
Like does messy lose sometimes really
I mean it's a mess of seven bro. You saw what happened last year, but we won't end it with
anyway. I'm happy with it.
Why are people saying Pessie? Ronaldo takes more pens than Messi. It's like a stat. What
What are you saying bro? You can look it up!
Ronaldo's taking more pens than anyone ever bro, it's Penaldo!
What are you saying?
Yo, y'all wanna know a stat chat?
If pens didn't exist, if Messi never took a pen and Ronaldo never took a pen,
Messi would have more goals than Ronaldo.
You know that? With less games played by the way.
With less games played by the way. That's a real stat, look it up.
I feel like a full Ronaldo hitter.
And sweet bro. I'm not a Ronaldo hater. I I like Ronaldo. It is his annoying ass delusional fan base
He's not even close
Okay, okay, okay, and this one I would get a brother. I'm Portuguese. I'm Portuguese, and I think messy internally not a problem
Be honest, bro. Messi is really better
All I mean, they're just different players
Also, there's different players, but yeah, I know I know you're saying but they just played different like Messi's a little like
Short little demons, bro, and like when I was just like a little pig
Dude, I love messy, bro. I really do bro. I said see on a day, bro
I don't know like they gotta prove it to me, bro
But I don't know if Messi's family loves Messi as much as I love Messi like I'm being
I'll show you when I was a little ass kid, bro
I was number 10 because I'm messy I'll show you I'll show you right now
Jinxie soccer highlights watch this chat
You can see soccer highlights.
Chad, look at this.
Well, that was your compare, but they're so different.
I don't know.
They play so different.
Chad, look at me.
Look at me.
This is me when I was a little guy.
Look.
This is me right here, y'all.
That's me.
I even did the same squint with my eyes that Messi did.
Look at me, Chad.
Number 10.
There I am.
No.
Foul.
That's me.
A referee.
Shut that Kimmy shit up, Chad.
Where am I?
Look.
Chalek, Meski, wannabe, bros, glazes, loving him.
Number 10, number 10, bro.
Like dude, I have loved Messi since I was literally, since I was literally 8, bro.
So I was 7, bro.
I love Messi.
Okay, this video is almost 3 years old now, dude.
Oh my gosh.
Chalek, this is 2 years ago.
this video, this video.
Now this video is 20, bro.
I was, this was you nine.
So this is when I was eight years old.
This was, if I'm 24 now, bro, this is 16 years old chat.
16 years old.
It's not a tap in.
You see how far away that is?
That's the top of the box.
It's not a tap in.
Look at how far that is.
Chamo.
Brilliant move.
Like I wish I, cause chat, the only goals of mine
that it's gonna show is when he assists me.
You know what I mean?
Which like I said, I had the most goals on this team.
So like, so chat, I did, bro, true stat,
I had the most goals.
This guy right here, V-Dod, he's actually a good player.
He played in Europe a little bit.
This guy, number 13, his dad made the highlights.
So the only goals of mine that show up
is when he assists me.
I'm not capping, wallah, I had the most goals.
Glazing, maybe Kim.
So you're not like a Ronaldo,
you're just all like the people that like,
are like, they'll die for him.
Kind of saying like the,
You know, you know, it's okay to say that you like Ronaldo.
I don't care.
It's okay to say that.
I don't, I don't say no.
You cannot say Ronaldo is better than Messi.
That is the only thing that pissed me off.
Okay.
I see.
I see.
I see.
Brochette, here's my, here's my messy wall.
Call it a look, look, look, look, look.
Yes!
I found it!
Messi wall.
Listen, I was eight years old in this video.
I like to watch this video once every year. This is not my highlight reel as you can see by the title
This was one of my old two-mades highlight reel
No, I do the messy walk in this video you're gonna see Chad try to guess what number I was number 10
IT'S A MONEY!
L editing, yo bro, it was 2000 fucking eight or it was 2000 like ten, bro. Give it a chill pill.
Fine, where am I?
Well, team needs to board game for World Cup.
Uh-uh. What I'm gonna do in the World Cup is what I did last World Cup.
I'm gonna cheer for USA, and then if we lose, I'm gonna cheer for Messi.
If he wins back-to-back World Cups, nobody ever say shit again!
If he wins back-to-back, nobody ever say shit again, buddy!
This one's for number 10!
This music is so ass, let me fix this.
Just look for number 10, Chad, hold on.
Yinxi, yinxi, ankaraginxi, yinxi, two goals?
Wait, I can't...
Oh my fucking fuck.
I can't even mute them.
Bro, chat, L editing, L editing.
All right, I think there's no music now, nice.
Tap in merchant, absolutely mid.
Now that is a tap in merchant, bro.
Goal, such a mid goal.
I think a tax credit trigger you, but someone said,
ask about CR7's UCLs.
The thing is, the only statistic CR7 get writers bring up,
and yes, I'm gonna say get writers, is team statistics.
Like, bro, what my argument has always been
is the UCL is a team award, right?
Okay, so Chad, no, run with me here, right?
Run with me.
Does that mean that Tony Cruz is better than Mbappe?
Because Tony Cruz has one more UCLs.
Walk with me here, Chad.
Does that mean Tony Cruz is better than fucking Irving Holland
because he's one more champions in each?
But it's a team award.
It doesn't matter, y'all.
It doesn't matter.
Would you argue greater than or no?
Like if someone, let's say someone's won
zero championships, but they've been a better performer.
Where's someone that won the Hella championships
with no performance?
Would you say they're, like, what matters more?
Performance or achievements?
This is what matters, bro.
I hear that, I just want to know.
How many goals per game do you average?
How many assists per game do you average?
just over fucking your entire 20 years of being a footballer.
How many goals per game do you average?
How many assists per game do you average?
Messi beats Ronaldo in both.
Period, end of story.
I don't need to bring up World Cup,
because it's a team award.
I don't need to bring up UCL,
because it's a team award.
Messi has more on-field impact in average goals per game,
and average assists per game than Ronaldo.
He beats him in both.
So it's over, bro.
It's just it doesn't like
It's like impact alone like individual you put messy into a system. He makes the system
25 million times better though. That's fair messy involves his team. Renoto does not
CR7 does not give a fuck about his team
Watch what Sierra on reset about Renoto. Let's put up
Renoto doesn't care about his team. He cares about himself messy cares about his team
Messi is a true teammate, bro. Everything I say is correct. Watch what Thierry Henri, not me. Don't take my word for it.
Take one of the greatest players to ever play the sports word for it, bro.
Let's look what Thierry Henri says about Ronaldo. Let's look, bro.
He doesn't give a fuck about his team, bro. He cares about himself. He doesn't care about his team at all, bro.
Thierry Henri's CR7 rant. Let's look at it up, bro.
I've never seen this.
Jack, this is one of the greatest players to ever play football, not me, bro.
This is one of the greatest players ever played.
Gary, how do you reflect both on his career as a whole, but also his career at World Cups?
There's a lot of things that you need to talk about when you talk about Christian Ronaldo first and foremost.
When we talk about his legacy, not a lot of people can talk about his legacy, right?
Because not a lot of people can sit at his table.
And I said it yesterday.
It is not AI. This is not AI. This was, this happened.
He said that this is not AI. Stop coping and just listen.
We should celebrate grace, not separate them.
That's one thing that I will put out there.
But if you look about what it needs to do now, there's nothing to do with his legacy.
If you, as you said, if you like Cristiano Ronaldo, if someone likes Lionel Messi, that
doesn't mean you hate Cristiano Ronaldo.
Exactly.
I don't hate Ronaldo.
I hate the people that say he's better than Messi because they're just dumb.
Or vice versa.
It is a choice, a preference, a preference.
But if you now go to yesterday, we were all talking about Lionel Messi being a solution,
while a lot of people think that Ronaldo might be a problem for Portugal.
Listen to this. Listen to what he's about to say. This is yet again one of the greatest
footballers of all time. One of the greatest Premier League players of all time. Listen.
Cristiano Ronaldo can never be a problem for a team. It is a solution. Now you have a staff,
you have a team out there that needs to make him an even better solution. And we all know
at the moment he still didn't win the World Cup, he still didn't score a goal past the
the group stage and I know he's fully aware of that, but when it comes to legacy, a lot
of people can eat at his table.
There's something I will talk about the guy also and I mentioned it about Messi.
He said that is because what he does on the field is unbelievable.
What he does on the field is also unbelievable.
Look at his body, look at how he thinks, look at how he behaves, family guy, look at what
he does represent.
You also need to put that.
He is a larpid. How the fuck is he every hungry larping football?
How the fuck is he a larpid?
Bro, this guy's one of the best to ever play. How the fuck is this larpid?
Out there, because it's not so much also what you do on the field, for you to still be able to play as-
This is not even the clip I wanted, but he's still spitting facts.
It's when he said it's about the team to score, not for you to score. That's what I'm looking for.
Yes, the team needs to score not for you
Basically saying that I would care so much about him scoring at the teams. Yes, he wants to score
He wants to score bro Portugal Portugal would have won this game if Ronaldo wasn't selfish. I'm sorry
Portugal would have won this game if Ronaldo wasn't selfish
Here we all read the team needs to score
I just want to find the clip of him talking about it because I saw it 25 times
This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. Listen. Listen. Please just listen, bro. Please.
Right now, there's chance a little bit about the space in Sierra. You had a close up look.
Let me do the best quality so you guys can see Sierra Henry.
Look at it. Let's break it down.
Are we going to pause for anything? So let's go and go to this game.
Oh, the sand game is?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
So we don't miss cinema. I think there was a comeback here that we might have missed but wait game one
It's still going into game two. It's going out here right now
Unless here's I can go are you watching?
No way
these other corner
he's moxie looks to turn straight away
it's a huge difference
huge yen
till he takes to the sky
he needs his boost to spawn
there it is
moxie face
now meets him in the air
hops down to the ground
zen has a reset
oh my god bro
moxie off his boom
crossed by a huge save
so watch moxie bro he's chatty
watch what he's gonna do
set up his favorite position
everybody else
probably a dribble bump
he's just reflect okay
that's just simple interesting
gets to his flick
really flick
this is the boost
Right
Because that no boost though
Oh
My god
He's moxie made worlds finals last time for one
And I know
Yeah, it's just like a 30-second clip and then I'm a watch them. I'm a watch and watch
So chat listen, bro. All right, let's rewind everybody. Just listen bro. This is not my words, man
We're now that chance a little bit about the space and Sierra you have a closer look at it
Let's break it down one thing that's important people please at home the team needs to score
Not you need to score and I will explain now and go more into details
So obviously gonna say here
Portugal being on the ball, Constantine was going to receive the ball, Cristiano Ronaldo has been in that situation in multiple times, if you make that run here, you make the defender take a decision to crash the 6 outbox, but because...
Look at Bruno, Chad, look at Bruno.
Because he wants to score, he goes into the path of Bruno Fernandez, if he goes into the 6 outbox, you've been in that situation...
Oh, this is briefly, that was the game they just played.
Then he would have been a tapping for Bruno Fernandez, but because he wants to score, he goes into the path of the back pass, you see both players,
And it's easier for you to defend and that's my thing the team needs to score not you
You saw the reaction of the benefit of this beyond going like you let it roll make a run create space
So I can tap it in here is the difference, bro
Every single player on Argentina's World Cup roster would literally die for Messi
You cannot say the same for Portugal, bro
And if that doesn't speak volumes to my argument, I don't know what will bro
All of those guys would die for Messi, bro. They would not do the same for Ronaldo on Portugal period, bro
Check if Ronaldo veers off here. Okay
The check this isn't even like this is just this is just simple
Joe and that has the ball
Bruno Fernandez is in the best possible position to score. He's the furthest away from the defense watch what Ronaldo does
If this was messy, he would have been like, like scanning the entire field, like did some dummy and then Bruno scores, but it's not messy. It's Ronaldo.
So, Ronaldo's not aware. And Ronaldo cuts off the passing lane, which now Bruno can't score because Ronaldo can know, like, Ronaldo's taking the shot now.
now.
And guys, this isn't my words, but this is Thierry Henry, okay?
The team needs to score, not you need to score, bro.
And that's all I'm gonna say.
Into game three now.
Handing the ball away.
You know, you get the hard touch, but it's not to the net, and then it gives Zen control,
and that is way better than allowing Moxie his opportunity to dribble.
In fact, this time, Moxie seemed to see the early challenge coming, but Zen had that red
that was headed not playing a bit of keep away quite good enough as he wasn't able to follow that
up scenario it was too close to moxie wants to get something going a little bit of a bump and a
slight delay as he exits out of the corner to make sure he gets the respawning hundred but moxie
is still gonna save it bro it's like then looks way more in control than i thought he would look
in this series usually moxie's the ball the entire time and his one game straight into him gets the
What if, what if Zen sleeps him?
What if he foreos him?
I mean, I feel like it has to be favorite in the final then.
Moxley should be the strongest overall one player in this tournament.
Should be.
Experience alone, no one comes close.
Like in the entire world, how much one of those guys play.
Yeah, he's played more all the way.
He gets the demo, but it's-
Ah!
Not enough.
Nice!
Zen is climbing down the wall.
What are you doing?
I was going to get a chance out of there.
See his moxie floating?
He's going to the ground because he sees moxie going to the ceiling.
Yeah, that's just playing.
His control is so smart at the time, bro.
He can't touch it.
Fake again.
See how that keeps control every time he makes a play.
He's in the right side from moxie.
He ends up working out for him.
Ah, that is so good.
He has a reset.
Moxie, the 50s are fantastic.
See the chance to just throw it straight on net.
So, Squishy, you think?
But here up a towel and then it's gonna be a team. I think next season. Yeah, bro
That makes sense because they're all friends right and they're all from France
All friends all the France and I'm pretty sure
Then has won a tournament with the Tira. They won like the world cup thing with the Tira
Right. No, I mean they have experience killer and then a towel and then farm 44 one like they have chemistry
I
Talk about everybody speaks French
That KC team all speak French
So having an infinite flip in ones right now thinks is like the most overpowered thing
ever.
That's literally what everyone's just doing.
They're just getting a flip from a flip reset or the ceiling and then just using it to either
fake or flip.
It's so hard to deal with.
Bro, the craziest thing about this game will always just be the mechanics here.
The mechanics of this game are so fucking cool.
Japs.
Jeff's
What game they think is harder mechanically fortnight or rocket leap and it was like kind of torn
I think I also think that's close. I think for that building isn't
Yeah
Like it's easy for me to be biased obviously I put broccoli but broaden pretty good at FPS is I'm pretty sure for
So that game has a pretty pretty high skill ceiling for sure
Yes, bro, I don't know if you know the lore about the skins
like you know it's rare like it's old it's old right so basically yeah like
it's an older skin it got popular because of jolly remember jolly from he
was on KC when he started watching this year basically he was like the best
player in the world and he was using that skin and they're winning everything
like jolly but here and the towel
I see pros use it all the time, like Zen uses it, a lot of people use it.
Yes, so, trolley made it popular, then all the pros started using it, and like Zen started using it,
and obviously Zen's using it, everyone's using it.
Look like he tried to create the greatest pinch of Volta on 2-N-Zelma.
That's very, very popular.
Volta or Human, Musa.
That's probably the most used trolley guy.
That's the drop on my tournament today.
Yeah, that's huge, bro.
That's huge.
Game 3.
That's insane.
It's like there's, uh, Epic to do that, bro.
That's a fucking insane thing.
When was the last time you was in the shop?
a year ago two years ago it might have been a battle pass it might have been a battle
pass I might be misremembering check correctly from wrong I think it was a battle pass
it does get space into a rocket pass sorry season 7 battle pass the chat says yeah how
long ago with season 7 that's like eight years ago right isn't it season 20 something now
I think so yeah we're on like 22 I think bro what wait this has been available in four years
I think so
2023 maybe
Bro we're in season 23 yeah
Bro yeah that's actually insane so this is probably the most commonly used pro decal right now
If you want to try and score with Moxie,
does not want to find out what's at the end of that flick.
Yeah, bro. I don't want to make you step.
You're going to be a pro.
There you go.
Clean decal.
Bro, every coach is using the fennec with this.
Yeah.
So that is the play.
And the alpha boost.
If you don't have alpha boost, you can use like the,
I think Jolly used like purple standard pink standard.
That was like really fun.
This feels nice.
This feels really good.
You don't have to get your decal, right?
It's in two hours.
You know to get your decal right yep. Yeah, you get my decal on an hour and a half and then the sky blue at two hours
They just actually
17 seconds, okay, let's see. Let's see if you follow
Hey, I'm gonna delete your decal
wait oh my god no way you call this this kickoff means everything this
kickoff means everything my zen winning today would be proof that you're not
a curse brah okay five one game by the way
here to try and
we actually have the opportunity here we can do it
oh my god
5 seconds
here we go
oh my god
nooo
bro that's hard
you actually almost caught it
that is so cute bro
look at his MVP medals in the background holy orah
he's actually kind of like a good example of that
he honestly has an insane amount of things
but his impact on the field is insane every time he plays
like he has MVP's out the ass
more than he's won you know
playing the best one we won probably does end up going moxies way Zen always has you know a
certain level that he can unlock that maybe no one in the entire world can then it's not 17
he's like 20 shut up he's not bro he's like 20 starting to see it here a little bit he came
three wait twitchy wait twitchy yeah try and keep that going yeah you try to say messy has an
to the chiefs shit.
None.
Where are you?
Who do you think is better?
Who do you think is better?
I just noticed.
How are you splitting this?
How are you splitting this?
No, no, no, no, no, it's not a problem.
He's getting back on the ground.
It's the second time he has it achieved.
Bro, don't.
Messi won like, how many UCLs?
Four or five?
Four UCLs?
Tiki, it wasn't about Messi.
It wasn't about Messi, bro.
No, no, don't hate me, bro.
Damn.
before you see out buddy what's that?
what is he talking about?
messy instead of God bro
what? I found messy
are you listening?
what was that about?
I was just saying impact
that's why he's great
that's why he's a great player
great impact
what about messy?
damn
who's better?
messy or better?
The people the people are gonna be mad at me man. I can't say this
Assigned the NDA
I didn't this messy I was giving props to
Any player
We need you first speed to have a debate bro. I'll need to sit down and have an hour long debate
No, he's left ass from his vice
That'd be generational stream y'all sit down to an hour long debate
Last time I tried to debate him, he didn't even let me talk
He didn't even let me talk, bro
You just yelled at me for saying that, crazy mcg
You try to like sort of make it
Bro bro bro bro
Not about that. I'm just saying right it was a Zen comment chill chill chill
I give him props I give him both props man
It's happening to be in a generation where I get both those lessons man
That's all I can say man
You got a mule?
Bro what type of PR ads answer is that bro?
Oh shit!
I don't hold a record!
Hey yo!
It takes you to Portuguese people!
It's passionate man!
I can't be changed shit like that with a Portuguese mule
Okay, let's stop let's stop with this.
They're both great.
Let's move on bro.
Hey Zenz, we should be out.
Let's go.
Great, let's move on bro. Hey Zenz, we should have let's go
Thanks, you got a ticket to
Always I was just talking about that
You're on your edges woke up, huh? These two much sweater
Remember not as 41 bro you hate on the 41 year old man
I didn't say that! I didn't say that!
Yellow, Yellow takes your argument with a fucking wall, bro. I just said that.
I didn't say that. I didn't say that!
I didn't say that!
I didn't say that!
Say that!
YEP! YEP! Jigsie all you with a fucking wall bro!
I was just saying that you're hitting on a 41 year old man bro!
I don't know how to say this better, or what's better, or not, or messing with you worse than 41.
I should say that.
He's a 41 year old man, he just takes a chill pill brother.
Hey bro, it's all good man.
You still with me?
Yes bro, I'm good, I'm... and let's watch center!
I can't lie though, I have seen that argument a lot on Twitter. I get why you're mad bro, but I wasn't saying that. I've seen that.
Yeah bro, I don't know. If Messi was 41, he'd be doing it. Not as good too. I get it. I get it. I've seen it. But I'm not saying that.
No buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
When Ronaldo last woke up was 37. Messi's 38 currently. When Ronaldo was 37 last woke up, he did not do shit other than ride the bench.
the bench and lose to Morocco. Messi's 38 currently and he scored a fucking hat-trick against Algeria.
If Ronaldo scores a hat-trick in this World Cup, not counting pens, I will get a ass-cheek
saying CR7 tattoo. I'll get a tattoo on my ass. He will never score a hat-trick without pens in
in a World Cup game ever.
Messi is the goal, bro!
Stop this shit!
Yeah, I didn't say other ones.
I can't see our seven ass tag!
If he scores the hat trick
without pens, without pens,
we'll be clear about it and say that.
Because he's Penel, though. He's probably going to score
a pen against Uzbekistan. I'm not going to lie.
So you're worried about him scoring a hat trick?
A little bit.
I'm worried about him scoring three pens against Uzbekistan.
Sam
You actually have no respect for him. Oh my god, bro, it's not a respect bro
It's I don't bro. He's the second best player of all time, but the thing is he's not even close to messy
Ronaldo's best achievement is ever getting compared to Messi, bro. And that is facts, bro. That is fucking facts.
And you know it. Everybody watching this knows it, bro.
Bro, it's two different universes, man. He's way, Messi's way better, dude.
You might actually, you might be right. You might actually be the biggest Messi fan.
Oh, I know I am!
It might be right.
I've never been one to compare them, to be honest.
I was honestly just like, I was a La Liga enjoyer and I just watched all the L-classicos.
I had a boner the whole time.
Yeah bro, did you watch that 1L Classico?
When Messi just fucked us in the ass, yeah.
And then when Messi's walking off the field and he goes...
Yeah, yeah, he's like limping.
Yeah, I've seen it.
Yes bro.
I know
Fucking
Oh shit.
Listen, I'm gonna say this final thing I'll say on the matter, bro.
I think there's goals that Messi can't score, that Ronaldo can, and there's goals that Ronaldo can't score that Messi can't, bro.
I think their their specialties are different, bro. I'll say that. I do say I'll do I will say this overall
I think Messi is the better player, bro, of all time. I do think so. But I do think like Messi's not scoring a fucking
Super long-range free kick. You can't say he is, bro.
And Ronaldo is better at like headers. Yeah.
Yeah, like super exact. Exactly.
That's what I'm going to say. But I will say overall that.
You tell me right now, you're trying to win UCL, bro.
You're a manager chat. Overnight you became a manager of a club.
club and you can pick prime messy in your club or prime Ronaldo in your club.
You can run from it, hide from it.
Every single one of you motherfuckers is taking prime messy and you know it.
Every single one of you motherfuckers, 91 goals in a calendar year.
That record will never be broken ever.
91 fucking goals in a calendar year.
Never broken bro.
Ever is it down the ground or just gonna shoot one out just for that.
It's so good.
What again? I was gonna pay attention bro. I feel like that on the conversation.
Somebody said Saudi Omani. I've seen that clip. That clip is peak.
I've seen that clip.
Backing his ability to recover quicker than Moxie, which is, you know, even less of a 1v1 thing,
just for the general rockability of your recovery, and so personally 3v3 as well.
And I'll be here and...
So, like, you're actually gonna ask that if we're not gonna get to the hat he gets with no cash?
Bro, he's not gonna get it, bro!
Hey, hey, hey, wake up and smell the coffee, bro!
CRO7, get a brace!
Let's see if he gets a brace without a pen!
Without a pen!
He's broke, he's not, he broke!
If CR7 gets a hat trick in this World Cup, not counting pens, I will get a ass cat that says CR7 on my right ass cheek and stream it.
That's how confident I am. There is levels to this football shit, bro. There are levels to this shit, okay?
Messi's more likely to get another hat trick than Ronaldo is to get one.
Messi's more likely to get two hat tricks than Ronaldo is to get one.
We're still seeing no time out, by the way. We're about to get here quickly.
Alright.
I thought Moxie walked away for a second. I thought I even maybe saw him-
Hey listen, I'm not disagreeing with you, I'm just gonna hold you to that because that would be funny.
Yes, bro.
It can't be Penn. Penns don't count.
Like, don't even try to act cute with me.
Because his best chance is to move back and stand. Let's be real.
What does that match, 23rd?
22, I think. 22.
Not 23rd, 23rd.
He finds the flick
Yes, bro, I didn't know you're that fast and thinks about
I wanted to be
My dream before streaming I wanted to be on the US
different when it's actually RLCS. I saw I loved Rocket League. It's a soccer aspect, like a football aspect.
Yeah, Rocket League is great.
The best record against Moxie in recent matches outside of RLCS, but it's in a great spot in this series.
Moxie though, you get an equalizer goal.
It's a nice play. Just saw Xander reverse for a moment as he was shadow defending down the field and Moxie just had a bit of pace on the ball.
I almost said to ask you about when you bet a tattoo on a class game and you didn't get
the tattoo.
That's true.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
When was that?
When was that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is that true?
Chat, fact check that.
Verse 2!
I don't know.
Who's like your basketball go I don't know man. I don't really know if I have one
The thing about basketball right in LeBron and Jordan played in different era
So it's really hard, but the thing about Messi and Ronaldo is they played in the same exact fucking era
So you can side by side see that messy clear thing
I agree with that. Even Rockery, like the conversation with Rockery all fucked up because the eras are all weird.
People that's credit older wins, they credit more newer wins, you know.
Foxy gets a chance to the two-goal buffer with that early flick this time.
He stands down with a hackle.
Yeah, but Foxy is back to his favorite thing, chasing down a demo.
I think he was hoping for an even better flick there, but even with the, you know, a mild one that he had,
he is able to lock in a demo, now go for a little bump, chill, slow the game down, and get a fourth goal.
The ball's going so slow, you nearly think you could drive past Foxy and still get an out-of-mount,
but he just covers absolutely everything right there, and that, as you mentioned,
I'm not going to ask him any more Ronaldo or Messi questions, I'm actually scared of him in that state.
I fear for my life when he's made a Messi debate.
and
I'm smoking a little shaky
Yeah, then finally cashing in on some of the ways he's played before either with those resets or maybe those bumps
Conditioned defenders to move a certain way. You know, if you see Moxie take wider ranges of attacks towards the ball
For more baby, and then that makes him really susceptible to 50s
Some more
50 here
Oh
What the pulse a jinx master Ronaldo the pole in the chat
49% messy 51% CR7, but I think my tatted just trying to read baby. I don't really care
My chat knows is better
Oh my god, oh my god
Damn, don't you move in my time or not all right now
All right, lucky I'm lucky then could go to the grand finals right here, bro
have a little mistake this is a boost out of position and then this is where you
want to be moxie trying to match his eyes looking for the ceiling pitch oh my
god that's a signature by the way I don't know if you know that ceiling pinch
it's still he does an air drill with a ceiling pinch the double tap but it like
gets defended now but like it wasn't defended that way
now people know he does it oh my god oh my god
Yeah, this is like pretty hard loss from Lachy. He does spend like all day playing one and then just kind of hopped in
Then literally said he just woke up and hopped on the game. He didn't even like play before
Wait, Zeng's woke up in half time?
Yeah, like he's not caring too much about this tournament. He's just like playing and he's gonna make the final
Oh my god, he actually floor-wondered him
Jesus
Nassver's Zen in the final
I got you know, I'll watch it. I'll be unbiased
hopes to win every single game mode but I'm getting way ahead of myself right now
he's making me believe but Moxie in this is a mini-messy won the poll baby
like 20 votes W chat yes yes it's such a huge momentum swing Moxie has dug his
hole deep enough that he's needing a couple more two-pointers if he wants to
actually bring this back but why not make it a three-pointer with a follow-up kickoff goal
he's in the sense of corner zen is gonna try and bring this back and take a shot which he does moxie
wanted to clip a demo he didn't go on target though come on zen nice zen
cannot punish zen makes it but you can't really stall on this either right it's kind of hard to
stall you can it's just like it's easy to mess up when you're stalling but some players do it
like like here moxie gonna take it through his back left corner instead of going forward
But it's like a lot of risky.
Ooh, missed the bomb.
He actually could come back.
37 seconds is a lot of time at once.
No time is a good play though, but it's just difficult to not miss it.
Oh my god
What do you think about Neymar?
I don't know bro, Neymar's story is really sad because I think
I think if Neymar played football
In a different era he would be considered the best player in the world
But I mean though Neymar was as good as he was and he never even won Balladore because he was in the hardest era ever
Like Messi Ronaldo. Messi Ronaldo every year. So Neymar is very sad his story and then um
I don't know I love Neymar
I love Neymar but Neymar is uh
Neymar's story is really sad honestly
All the injuries and stuff too Neymar is just a Zen is Zen is aura farm
Yeah
It's so good
Look at that himself
He's actually just looking at himself right now
Okay, chat CR seven prime bro, let's see let's see how impressive it is young
C.R.7 Prime Lock-in.
Snap over.
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Look at that.
She takes it past two, three, four players.
Look at that first touch, look at how direct this first touch is.
Look at this.
You see how he cuts off this angle to the defender instantly?
That's like next level shit, bro.
The defender can't do anything when he does that.
He's fighting right now for a time to catch his feet.
Is that fucking John Joe Shelby? Who the fuck is that?
Yeah, it's not a switch up, y'all. Like, I don't...
Bro, he's... Yeah, he's the second best player ever.
Like, his highlights are gonna be incredible.
The United can break now.
Israel now opens with a great one challenge.
Oh, look at this.
I'm not gonna tell you that in Aldo and Nipzla Placid's,
N'Gahili's away.
Make serious.
Tevez back to the middle.
People are starting coming out.
Carlos Tevez?
What?
What?
What?
Terrific thrilling move.
Did Carlos Tevez...
Oh yeah, didn't he Betray United?
Did Carlos Tevez Betray United?
Yeah, that's why Jynch hates him.
The length of the field.
Cristiano Ronaldo motoring everywhere.
Look at him turning on the tricks.
Cristiano.
That's what they're here for, really, to see that sort of thing.
It's quite amazing, isn't it, from how those shirts in react.
This man is capable of anything.
Here he comes.
Oh, my word!
Can you believe the genius of this man?
What a hit!
David!
Was that a knuckleball?
Gates stood like a statue, and already, he's like a tourk.
Wait, am I reading that right?
Rio Ferdinand, Namanya Vittic, Wayne Rooney and CR7 Prime in the same team.
Oh my god.
They have Vittic and Ferdinand?
Oh, I'm seeing the bars of jerseys, you know what we're watching next.
I would say like the messy like 1v5 or v6 or just dribbling for everyone that's it, it's
Like those those
And that's never lose like skill moves like this either. He's just like literally walks through everybody, bro
Here's the thing bro. Uh, this is all beautiful. What what happened? You don't need it. No, I agree
Where what even happened? I agree. It looks it looks cool. It's kind of useless kids
in like, there were kids in club soccer in Florida and I would play and we would travel
around Florida and play different clubs. There were kids who would literally just do this and
they would go nowhere with the ball. I'm not saying obviously Jabber and all those not like that,
but they would do this. They would go nowhere with the ball. Every time they got the ball,
they would just do this. They would lose the ball every time and they were the worst players
on the field, but they were just spam skill moves. Messi's just direct, bro. Like Messi just goes,
He just puts you on your back foot instantly.
I, I hear that.
What's I'm saying?
Those are the most impressive goals to me.
Remesi is just literally running through an entire team with like these basic cuts and
like shoulder drop.
That is a crazy team though, chat.
I didn't even know they had all that on the same team.
Rio Ferdinand, Namanya Vittic, CR7 and Wayne Rooney.
It's like a crazy team.
Yeah, that's insane.
That's insane.
So explosive, bro.
Sting in the tail at the end of this first half.
And all the...
If I'm chatting, there is one player that is a little bit more explosive, dude.
Two pieces. Here's Ronaldo.
This is me. See, this is the problem, look what.
Do you see him, honey? Do you see him, honey?
Ronaldo, of course, he's gone.
Now, really, really going to the middle here.
Back to Ronaldo. What a goal this would be!
instantly cuts off the angle and he's in on goal. Look at how direct he is bro. He's on his back foot.
I'm not switching up, bro. It's very impressive, bro. I'm not switching up, bro
Oh, that was clear.
It comes towards the other side.
It jumps for another, flicks it and scores!
Can you stop this, man?
He's reached 35 for the season.
Tristiano another.
Ah!
Ronaldo.
Brilliant, made in Les Pauls, delivered in Manchester, for Manchester United.
It's the time of the 9000s, for me!
There'll be some time before it lifts the target, let's see.
But this time, it doesn't.
If I can, for this boys' talents, now, we've got a hand of yours best!
I'm gonna get some rape, we'll get some rape.
was that Ashley Cole who was that
Yes.
I'm the soft-sanded, United again.
The Gellicrack Champion's a major.
All the new champions of Europe.
Two crowns on eggs.
Ace in the box.
Manchester United, it's six years.
Sir Alex.
There he is.
What a legendary team, bro.
Sir Alex Ferguson, Vidditch, Ferdinand, Rooney, Ronaldo.
What a legendary team, bro.
okay now we watch CR7 Prime it is only one it is only one other thing to do
it is only one other thing to do y'all
I
Why doesn't this one have music this one doesn't have music
This one doesn't have music, bro. Why did CR7 get music?
I think it's better without the music
It's better, bro
Beautiful.
He's gonna cut, he's gonna cut, he's gonna cut, it's gonna missy!
No unnecessary dribbles ever, just direct, every time.
No unnecessary dribbles ever.
He does not give a fuck about skill moves.
Just literally faints, and that's it.
first time for by Pedro, and Messi gets away from the challenge. They're trying to close him down,
but they can't stop little Messi. He's Messi. That's another...
He connects up to him falling and like doing a 3-6 on a 3-2.
Yeah, he's a Messi.
Yeah, he's a Messi.
There's amongst the crowd with a really strong fist away. No Messi.
Look at that squad from the beginning.
Look at that squad from the left.
Still it's Messi.
It's a chance for Missy, get a big dirt and run!
This is the meanest doesn't ever run into like 5 people.
Look at all the beans, that's the only one!
You'll never see them doing anything else!
Only beans!
That's the best again!
And still in on Missy!
Is there a special finish?
I think the Torres doesn't think there's no way out for Leo to miss it.
It's like guarding a fucking D-Message.
Let me up later for you.
Messi.
He sent more in one direction.
Lovely pass.
Please go from Messi.
Oh my gosh, can't reach.
What would have been an easy one?
There's Martin from Messi.
Change of direction.
Alfez.
All time from Messi.
Flash of those yellow boots leaving defenders behind taking on all covers
Ten minutes to go Barcelona desperate need of a goal they go for the
Magic another three kick dips into the corner to it's
Yes, you should so differently. I feel like more of a domestic pure power and
his just have that death.
Harkin scores from that angle.
Should have scored. It was a fabulous move from New York on the
kind of attack and Messi knows how to do something for
here he goes.
He's getting three.
Spoons rather luckily into the campaign and Messi could take full advantage.
It's Leona Messi!
Messi all through the gap, Leona Messi!
He loses it up, not Messi has it.
And he goes scurrying towards the defenders again.
It's Messi, it's still Messi!
Here's Messi, started the move, might be in the mood to finish it.
Leona Messi does so!
Confidence is there for everyone to see.
It is Messi, he likes to celebrate.
The referee plays a good advantage. Can Messi go on and round it up in style?
I'm going to try to get the ball in the middle of the field.
Should have looked around when you were applying.
It's just the second game so far this season.
Messi, what a great ball. What a great flip round.
And the extra. Teases, Casillas.
This team was so beautiful.
They're putting a sway through the defence again and Leo missed.
Messi.
Oh brilliant!
Just from the ground, Messi!
He just wanted to save the net, Falsch.
Messi is three up.
Messi is trying to lock it in.
Now Messi.
Oh, that was fun
Chat we should watch more to we should watch more other people's highlights to we should watch only say highlights, bro
That was Dr. Zenbeak's boxy, so it's kind of scripted, you know, history does often or
beats itself corruptly.
It is worth noting that this is a matchup that has already happened in the bracket, this
happened, you know, due to a really tough lower bracket play, or not lower bracket play.
We were spoiled, bro.
I had kids out about.
I was in a deep block.
Chat!
Will football ever have a better prime than Messi, Ronaldo, El Clasico?
I don't know if football will ever have a better prime than that
I don't think so man
I don't think so chat. I don't know
I don't think so for real
All right, we're gonna go be really good
Yeah, I think Nas made a mistake in a bit of a recovery early on and then instead of recognizing
the mistake backing off and looking for some other way, he said, I'm just gonna try and
fix this by dashing and going even faster, but he was not able to catch up to Zen.
Good news for him.
I think this would be a banger series, bro.
I think this goes seven.
You are not, you know, I think it's gonna be a very long Nas gonna equalize within moments.
Zen, he's been leveling up since yesterday.
He told us earlier today, for him, it's about finding that balance between aggression and shadowing the defense.
There, he just said to take care of the enemy.
I've been looking good, though, bro. I was looking clean.
Right, right, right. Take your pot. You can ball carry as much as you want.
Since then, you can do something. I don't think he needs any help from anyone.
But that's more fair. The ball's glued to his car, which is what you want in your ball carries.
Don't want anybody to sit around. Maybe you can keep that up with vision.
Hey, oh, where Nass is, he is going to be just fine.
Yeah, he's picking up everybody's tricks as he plays against them and you gotta realize he just made it through Moxie.
So he has acquired his talents now and he's gotten the carries into Blix and he uses it to get a lead.
But what Nass is really good at and what Zen might only be able to copy once he has taken control, although in this exact moment it's gonna switch us.
Gotta say he's good at keeping possession and eventually finding his goal when he is up in the attack, doesn't he?
Yeah, nice save and ultimately this is really still his possession. Zen gonna try and stop it off and we'll dunk you in the corner.
Oh, that's trying against Bumzen and the landing is Zen gets away from him. He's flicking about this far.
Oh, this keeps working. This flick keeps working.
And it's a two goal lead for Zen.
I guess he's faking that he could not flick it at all. I guess it's the whole reason why it's working so well, because now he keeps going back.
Well, after your Semi's are to get a break, Zen. Coming off of a break win.
Yeah, Zen's just, Zen's just smoothing the day, bro. Like he just looks good, I don't know.
He probably expects himself to always win. I'm not sure if he considers any win against anybody, you know, in upset for him
And he probably knows what he can do in this game
EAT MEMS MESSY!
I'm back!
What interesting decision to just boom this. I thought he was getting out and air dribble
It just sends away
Yeah, something we've seen a lot of great 1v1 players do in the past is just saying
I think he's ending in flow state, Jinx. I think he wins this, bruh
Just to keep them back, I know you see Nasus sitting further away
He always is in close stand here
You thought the flick was gonna be perfect over
Thanks, you're feeling good for the tiny value warmed up
Have you won one of your own turnies yet?
Um...
Jett, have I?
Have I won?
Have I won?
CS tournament I lost, battle tournament I lost, league tournament I lost, the Roger League
tournament with Joe Bart, I lost in finals, chess.
wasn't my tournament though I think the only one I won was chess bro yeah that
was chess his tournament though bro I think the only one was check I've never
won my tournament no I lost our six yep yeah no I've never won today you think
Thanks so bro, I think so.
Zen is disgusting? Yeah, Zen is insane.
Oh ho ho!
Bro, and Zen's bring the half to the winter!
He always uses this. This is like, probably like 80% of what he's been using lately.
starting this cross not fair to deliver the ceiling double and again
following through with a pop these noise and call the opportunity is there a thing
like that in seed I guess like black guys like a skinned out
my opinion I think she's ruined black guys because they added in the market
place and I think it ruined it made like less rare before you had to pack black
ice now you can buy it for five bucks I think they've ruined it there's no
market for down though so I was trying to get black guys I don't know but they
already ruined it was it was out for like a while because they had set up so good in siege
you could not buy renown the only way to get renown was to play the game um so you could buy
packs with renown so you could never buy packs you had to actually grind the game and then whatever
you got was totally random but then they added in the marketplace and i think it ruined it because
then you could just now you can buy whatever you want with credits which is money and it just
Completely ruined the rarity of it. Yeah, that is actually cool. You have to play it on mocking basically. Yeah, lucky
Yeah, it's just lucky and rare now you could just buy anything
Yes
wants to get a solid first touch into the air Zen, up to rise, NAS down the ground, Zen has a cover to get to good stuff, 50, that he is leading up NAS's time, yes he's gonna dive on this ball here and will be NAS control, or at least most likely NAS is kind of extending past what his people are doing in order to make sure it goes fast, Zen just kind of goes back, sorry for you.
Great to back wall, is this giveaway?
That should be a good game.
Ooh, 17 seconds!
Zan never chokes this.
I'm not on my phone, bro.
I'm just trying to get the last person in.
It's Martin.
I feel like any time I'm in that situation...
Yeah, y'all know that Martin kid from TikTok?
He's playing.
Y'all know him?
finding on that he's right away sometimes you're not supposed to get going
he's hilarious no he's literally he's with all though if you know Aldo
a comfortable margin and ask try to cut it and feel it just flip the ball left
he was not trying to shoot all just trying to get movement on set this
challenge made no contact yeah then gonna for a sweet brown able to score it the
other way is likely gonna be here bro I imagine if he wins one sues and threes
at worlds road that that'll like that makes an incident ago in my eyes I don't
know bro it's funny to cook you said boxy like only practices ones and plays
one yeah that doesn't even care about ones and he beat him for not he said
it interview really he hasn't really been playing one for like two years now
like he plays occasionally but he's not like grinding it like
Some other things that he's changed, he's changed his physical game, making it a lot more a part of his offensive arsenal.
He's added some kickoffs to his repertoire, but now look fit series for Nasty making adaptations as well.
He'll be, I think, challenging.
He's ended the series, he compared so much in this game lately.
Like that's like this era of comparison I feel like.
and but here is one so much more than Zen but then like he's a better team
and Zen's always been like individually a better performer so it's such a
weird like comparison that makes those two but here is technically had a
greater career but he just had less heavy lifting to do than Zen has
I don't know if you guys can hear I have some dogs
Maybe Johnny down
I don't know are they Zen fans or the Nas fans?
I think they are
We're popping off for sure
I don't know who you were speaking highly of when they decided to end up
France kind of owns Rocket League, not gonna lie
We'll have to catch up later on and see what was going on with that
But yeah Zen and Nas, into game two we go
Zen with the first fake play opportunity
If that really hard side wall actually hard enough that Nass can really keep up with it but does get back in control
Only as far as to give away the midfield though and now here comes Zed with the play
I can't help for the first time today. He does take a while to pull the trigger on these
Asqwishi who he thinks is the most mechanical pro
If he's back into the air, this is very much more dangerous
Nass, if I just just help you
Bro, I mean
People are gonna say I'm blazing. I still think it's Zen man. The way that I base
Mechanics is off consistency like everyone could do the same thing at a pro level in my opinion
I think it's just like who can do it more consistently without fucking up and being threatening and not like over committing and I think
Like new pose a good shout from Middle East, but I felt like Zen does it better
But I also love the enemies a friend of mine says this where he can really
Tows upstairs
Nothing he can't do with a rocket leap bomb.
Pass the start.
Have you met Zen?
Yeah, yeah.
I'll talk to him a bunch, really.
A few events we hung out for at the yard.
So obviously he lives in Europe, so.
Time zones in shit.
I only talk to him online a month.
Yeah.
But he got into CS recently. You know when there's something crazy? He's level 8 face
it in Europe with $300 on CS. The level 10 guy is level and he's level 8 face it in Europe.
He's that good because his main game is a controller game.
You know, he reached radiant top 100 radiant and Valus
Zen was top 100 radiant
In Europe. Yeah
Number 17 somebody screams out yesterday
He was 72 he was queuing with a guy that's like also radiant like high radio
You're the guy that was like one radiant, but doesn't matter like he still
He did that shit. Yeah, you have to still do well
Dude, did Peterbots and Radiant also in Valorant?
I think Peterbots and Radiant.
Oh, you know Benji Fishing?
Yes.
Dude, he was a top-top player in Valorant.
I don't know if he still is, but he was like a fucking top-player in Valorant.
He did.
His team in Benji Fishing's team in Valorant got second at the last two majors.
Like, they're good.
Yeah, that's insane.
Think about how insane that is.
That is insane, yeah.
What?
Fortnite's like completely different, bro.
But I think Fortnite is so filled with improvisation and crazy shit, crazy abilities that Valorant
probably feels like not that hectic after playing Fortnite.
Bro, and also, I think some people just have this gaming like Genetic, like Timmy for example.
Some people just have this Genetic where it doesn't matter what game it is, it doesn't
matter if the game is hard or easy, they're just naturally going to be good at whatever
they play.
Especially shooters, bro. If you're good at one shooter, like, I feel like you're gonna own other shooters.
Bro, but even fucking Timmy is like, he's like fucking Diamond in League of Legends.
Like, bro, how are you good at every shooter?
That's weird.
And then you're just randomly, like, when do you have time for this?
His mobile is so different.
It takes people years to get Diamond in League, bro.
How are you Diamond in League? Like, it's not even close to any other game.
He's gonna have a pretty poor recovery, or this should be recovering late.
Yeah, that is crazy.
Yeah
Bro, and I'm sure everybody in this chat knows one friend, it just doesn't matter like what
game it is, bro, it doesn't matter, there's just gonna be good, it does not matter, bro.
What game, it can be any game, there's just naturally gonna be good.
Like, some people just have these learning mindsets, bro, where like they can just learn
anything and they'll never be bad at a game, they're never bad.
There's things like that fun, yeah.
Yes, like they die to something one time and they're like, oh, I'm gonna do that, or like
they, you know what I'm saying, they just keep on dying.
Yeah.
I understand why Zen jumped here, we've seen Nass hit that blitz
I feel like you have a good ass game in genetics
but you're like really good at CS
you're naturally good at R6
pro and rock and the one world championship
like I think you have a good game in genetics
but you just get prepared
yeah but I'm also like the little chud right
like if I get into something I'm like
I lock in and watch hella videos on it
and I really want to get better
what's fun for me is getting better
that's part of it
the best part about any game is learning
Bro, if I could go back to like my first month of speech, like I would play 10 hours a day just like that.
It was so fun.
But that, yeah, that's the thing is if you're not having fun doing that though, like you won't actually get better.
You have to enjoy it.
If you're like...
So I hit a thousand on chess by the way.
What?!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Been like three months.
Bro, you told me, you told me actually, yes, you hit one game on chess, right?
I was at 850 last time I told you, I hit like 150.
Bro, 800 was still with Dean and Rahan got a lot.
800 was still with me
I'm still at 500, I haven't been playing as much though, but I've spent at 500 forever
Yeah, I love it though, that's just fun
It's really fun
But that's the same thing, I can just watch videos on chess for like hours and then like just absorb shit
If I don't watch anything though, like I don't get better
I can't just like brainlessly queue, I have to like
Yeah, chess is like the most like chad game ever
game ever because it's like there's no lag there's no teammates to blame like if i lose it's just
because i got outplayed you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah the air maybe you can score with every
like if i lose it's like oh i just got outplayed like whatever get the ball or it's like one of
the ones in this game too this one okay like in this game in one do you have no one to blame if
you fuck up it's like fully your fault like you have to just own it you're laying behind the ball
I wasn't watching Zempio, but I'm not sure why.
Playing one of the high level in this game is like the most...
It's probably like solo queue in League of Legends, bro.
It's the most mentally tilting thing ever, I'm not gonna lie to you.
Chad, go to my snapchat store from last night.
I played two games of League last night, I wanted to shoot myself.
In game, in game.
Two games!
I had my teammate leave, five minutes into the games.
The next game!
The next game!
The other team left, and they beat us in a 4v5.
GET ASKED!
Wait, what are the players left when you lost?
Like, short-handed?
One of their players left and we lost short-handed.
Oh, shit.
A2 for NAS, by the way. I don't know if you're noticing what's happening here.
I don't understand how that flits.
Isn't there still a chance that Messier and Otto can play each other in this short time?
Oh, yeah, big chance
Wait, you're going to the that potential match the message with all the one
No, I'm just going to the quarterfinals game in all the one that's happening in Miami. Okay, you know what it could be anyone
Oh, you don't know what it is yet. Yeah
But so it could be that
That might be the most watched match ever because it's both the last four cups like
That's all time I chat messy verse Ronaldo
Bro, imagine the game we go to chat is messy Ronaldo. Oh my god
So crazy
on land as well, but he has to, you know, keep the magic alive.
That would be like the best stream, bro, ever, bro, going to,
going to watch Messi, Ronaldo live in person.
It probably won't happen, because it's so rare.
There's like four quarter finals games, but I think check.
Isn't that on like Messi, Messi, Ronaldo can play in quarters, right?
They can play in quarters, right?
Yeah, it'll be quarters if they meet.
I'm pretty sure.
But yeah, they're both at the top of the bracket
It's the Miami game is that it's the Miami game possible or no
They're on the top side of the bracket is is the bottom side. Oh
It's gonna be in Kansas City. Oh
I'm asking the Kansas
But see you that's weird you buy to take it for the mask. You don't even know who you're watching yet
Yeah, somebody said England Brazil is most likely
That's a little sick match. Yeah, I think no matter what in quarters are gonna get a good match. Yeah
No, yeah, for sure
Dude, so that means messy Ronaldo could be an arrowhead stadium. Oh my god
That's cinema
It's always a position is gonna favor the attacker with the Nazis like it's worth two and 13 seconds
Thanks
Okay, I'll go three. Oh my god, what just happened like turned up
That is showing everybody what he can do
I think one into the last all CS 1v1
No, he had been the tournament winner most recently and might have been the favorite at the start of that tournament
I think minus a couple matches before right before this tournament
I was having nas looking like that top guy. Oh, he's showing
You know he's in the argument if he can play well as then is gonna have his pinch stopped
He can move his way into huge, you know, one-to-one historic status. Oh
What is happening?
Yes, I'm getting fucked up now. Yes, he has four goals in 34 seconds
self the target and
What that is insane?
And last game you just won eight to like two wedding
You got everyone sorted for the turn you ready like you ever locked in yeah, I think we have 24 people
I mean, I'm sure you have people canceling up the fucking ass his father's day and stuff
Yeah.
Dude, chat, can I watch the rest of this and start warming up, bro?
It's only 40 minutes.
I don't know.
How long would this take, Squishy?
You think 40 more minutes?
30 minutes?
No, no.
From here, probably, I would say like 20, max.
I think especially if Nascarys is on, it might just be a sweet, like maybe 4-1, okay?
But even if it goes to distance here, I think it's like 20, 25 minutes.
So if you think I should warm up probably right
I'll see you bro like are you starting right at five?
You're starting to draft that five the draft at five because I don't know about every schedules
I just want to be on time
Yeah, but probably go warm up. I don't want all right, I'll go. I'm gonna go warm up bro
I'm gonna go warm up squishy. All right, brother. Good luck. I'll be watching you guys want to watch the finals
I'll watch squishy bro. The rest of this it's to one mask. All right, switch you out. See you, bro
All right. See you. Good luck, bro. See you Russ. Yeah. Love you. Love you. Love you, bro. Peace
All right chat we got to start warming up y'all
Jeff we got to start what we got to start warming up y'all
We got to start warming up sky blue after winter chat if you have questions about the drops and the sky blue after winter
It's in the pin chat read a high-visus pin chat
The drops have not started yet. They start in 39 minutes. Here's how it works.
Watch for 15 minutes. Claim the big splash GE Skyblue gold explosion.
Watch for 30 minutes. Claim the reward tactical nuke white explosion.
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So it starts in 38 minutes, y'all.
It starts at 5 p.m.
Peace to you all, to the market, to you all.
Yes, bro, big shout outs, Rocket League chat.
It's gonna be a fun ass tournament, y'all.
I should probably start warming up.
It's gonna be a fun ass tournament.
Check it out, it's gonna be really fun.
It's gonna be really, really, really, really, really fun.
So let's get a W Rocket League in the chat, bro,
for the drops, man.
W Rocket League, y'all, for real.
All right, I gotta start warming up.
I think we have everybody high-fives.
We just need some people to join the server.
That's literally it.
I think we have everybody out.
We just need some people to join the server.
W. Rocket League.
Bro, they actually like chat.
Rocket League gave us like the craziest drops ever.
Guys, Sky Blue Afterwinter decal
is literally what Zen uses.
I can't believe they actually gave us that.
That's insane.
W. Rocket League, man.
Literally insane bro
guys typing excavation mark skype move it's not gonna get skype move read the
Pinch out of my life
Alright chat, tournament is in 30 minutes y'all.
Tournament is in 30 minutes, I gotta warm up.
I'm gonna go P really quick.
I'm gonna go P, PR, P bro.
Lock in.
All right, chat.
Here it is, bro.
Here is the list of the captains for this tournament, man.
Here is the list for the eight captains for this tournament.
Let me make sure they're all ready.
I'm gonna call all of them.
I'm gonna call all the captains,
do a little bit of a roll call here.
Let me call Deji.
Pre-Cinema.
Bro, I gotta call XQC too, bro.
Jesus.
Is he gonna be awake?
Who's that in the middle?
Is XQC gonna be awake?
Bro, what time was he up last night?
Is XQC gonna be awake?
I'm a future SSL.
Okay, chat call number one. It's not a success, bro.
XQC was up at 5am.
XQC was up.
XQC was up at 5am.
5am.
5 a.m. Let me call him. Let me call him.
5 a.m. He said he was down twice chat. I swear, and I know he likes Rocket League, so I asked him.
No, as you see, is asleep.
I'm sorry, the person you are trying to reach has a voicemail button.
Okay, let's call some people that we know are awake, Senna, Dantez, yeah, okay.
Because I didn't even tell them they're captains yet.
I didn't even tell them.
Chiffy!
Senna, what's up?
Tournament is in 31 minutes and I just want to let you know you're going to be a captain.
Okay, Jamesy, why did you make me a captain?
Just curious, because I just want to say, it's not because of my obviously experience gaming skills and everything like that that you know of.
Yes, that is exactly why I feel like your team is going to be led to victory, Cetta.
Oh, that's why? Because I'm just so good at games?
Yes, yes, 100%. 100%.
Okay, okay. No wait, I didn't listen to all the players so I could wait. Who's other captains? Can I know?
Deji, Dantez, Arky, Boggles, me,
Joe Bart, XQC.
And you think me and you were the same caliber game or is basically what you're telling me then?
No, so basically, Senna, what we did is you get the second pick in every single round. You get the second pick.
it. Hold on. Is this like that situation where Marlin got the first pick because he was your
spend? Okay. All right. I never said spend. I never said that. No, I just was right. You get the
second pick because you're new to the game. You're new to the game. Okay. All right. Oh my god.
Wait. Rocket League is watching. Aren't they? Yes, probably. 100%. Okay. He never said spend.
He never said it. Okay. All right. I'm excited. I'm ready. All right. All right, Senna. Good luck. See you in the captain call in 30 minutes
Daddy didn't pick up where the fuck is daddy at bro
Rocket League just typed yes, we are
bro come on get you be like where it's 10 p.m. bro chat oh my god none of the
captains are awake none of the captains are awake we know boggles is up he was
in the chat. What about Arky? What about Arky? Don't ask. Don't ask. Call Don't ask. Yeah,
don't ask. Joe is definitely up. Let's call Joe. Let's call Joe. Let's call Joe.
Joe, what up, baby?
Yeah, sorry, sorry.
What happened?
What's up?
Just wanted to let you know, Joe, the draft is in 29 minutes and you are one of the captains,
Joe.
Okay.
Who are the other captains?
Deji, Sina, Dantes, Archie, Boggles, Jixi, Joe Bart, XQC.
Kind of just said me, but all right.
Okay, yes. Sorry, I was reading the list.
I'm going to be extreme now. I'm going to say am I seventh pick?
You are seventh pick because you are the second most skilled captain.
Okay, is this a snake draft?
No.
Bro, but think about it. We can't do snake because like you know what I mean?
Deadjacks like unranked. Okay, let's actually look at the player.
So worse for me, you and XPC are getting the worst three players and our both our teammate our second teammate is also going to suck
Probably or just be like gold like they're gonna be like I pass like a gold player
Well, let's look at the player pool. Let's look at the player pool. Oh
Shit, I guys we have to put the ranks next to him. Oh my god. I forgot
Now Joe, you're not wrong. You're not really wrong Joe
Good God
Yeah. Okay. We need to put the ranks next. Okay. Yeah. All right. Joe, just want to give
you a heads up. I have to call high buys now and get the ranks down.
Yeah. No worries. I mean, whatever word, like how do you run the draft? You want to run
the draft? I understand. I just think like, ask people to all the ranks of the players
up, just look at it and be like, dude, if we somehow get stuck with like, say it's like
me, you and XPC just get stuck with like two silver and bronze players, it's chopped like
Well, not really though, like having one back teammates already a TV3 and then if you like
if your first pick also isn't good, then you're just actually want to be free.
Not really though, because if you think about it, okay, if you think about it, um, oh wait,
Denji's calling me nice.
If you think about it, he's up, he's up, uh, basically, like you're right, like Sin is
gonna have a better teammate and so is Deji but they're also like literally level zero so like
they don't even like hit the ball. Yeah, they would have been like last X. Yes, exactly. So I think
yeah it should even out. All right. Well, um, yeah, I'll be in the call in like 20 minutes or
All right, Joe, I'll see you.
All right, I'll catch you, bro.
Deji!
Hello?
Deji, what's up, dude?
Yo, what's up, bro?
I'm here, hello.
Deji, I have good news, bro.
Yeah, good news, I've got some good news.
The tournament is in 26 minutes,
and my chat decided that you're so talented
at Rocket League from our 1v1
that you are going to get the first overall draft pick.
Oh wait, it's a 26 minutes.
What time did you...
Hello?
What time did you think it was?
I thought it was that little place.
And then I was, I mean, I was going to ask him though.
Yeah, I can get a room in like five minutes, so it's fine.
Okay, beautiful.
I'm going to find out what it is.
It's all good.
Beautiful, all right, yeah, 25 minutes.
That's sick.
So I get first pick?
Yes, yes! First pick!
Okay, cool. So what can you, can you lose goods? Are you, are you good?
I'm another captain. We're making a li- I gotta call High Vies and we're gonna make a list of everybody's rank and shits you can see.
Okay, alright, perfect. Okay, thank you. Alright, I'm winning.
Alright, yes, sir bro. You got this win easy.
HHC?
Yeah.
He knew I was smiling he pre-fired it
He pre-fired it, bro by the Mikal have us
Chat it looks like the only person out of the captain's that's not gonna be ready is XQC
Does like does anybody in his chat tell him
He said he was down twice, bro
Like, does nobody tell him?
3D3 Rocket League Streamer Tournament, June 21, just double-check it if you're free.
We had to move the date back because people are free the 21st.
Let me know.
XUC said, KK, let's do it.
Sorry, no answer.
Busy days.
Locked in, man.
I'll add you to the group chat.
All good.
Bro, like, let me call Hi-Vice, bro, let me call Hi-Vice, man, let me call Hi-Vice.
Hello, Jim C. How's it going, bro?
Hi-Vice, we gotta do these ranks, bro.
Yeah. Okay. So currently I'm examining boggles right now. He is 10. So as a captain, you should probably first pick. I'm not kidding.
You might want to retract that. Deji can't even front flip.
Okay. So he's probably like second, second to best and third.
Okay. We also, okay, what is your length?
All right.
What the fuck did you just say, bro?
Bro, my rank is not fucking bronze fucking four. No, it's not bro. It's not bronze
Okay first person poke 90 hours high plat low diamond is what he said
Next up, Deji. Never play. Next up, Sina. Barely ever play.
Next up, Russell, you got him.
Um
Low plat ish low plant
Yu-Gi
Yu-Gi said which I don't know what's Yu-Gi's rank
We can make Yu-Gi a captain instead of XQC.
Is X even alive?
Probably not.
We might have to get a replacement for X.
Yu-Gi's in the stream, he just texted me.
Yu-Gi is...
Platt.
Platt, he peaked Platt.
It's like a Platt on the one.
Joe Joe, I think you got Joe Joe or Joe got Joe Joe.
Okay.
I think I'll just go in for the most.
I see is what?
Well, yeah, let me slow down here. Let me see Danny. I think Danny was.
Yeah.
Chad didn't even ask Danny his rank. Chad, what is Danny's peak rank in Rocket League? Do y'all know?
Chad, the drops don't start for 20 more minutes. 20 more minutes, y'all. 20 more minutes. Not yet, not yet.
Yeah, I think we'll do BO3s.
Maybe all games at once for the first round.
Um and then semi-finals probably one at a time be a three be a three and then
Well if we do all games at once we do be a five chat yeah, yeah if we do all games at once be a five be a five
Well, it's not really like long because it's just five minute games
I can't believe you can't.
You're talking to Vicky's plan?
Danny Aaron's unranked, unranked, unranked.
Danny Aaron's unranked, unranked, unranked.
All right, do you know Joe Joe or not?
We can just move on to me.
Check, have you guys asked Joe Bart what Joe Joe's rank is?
Oh wait, Joe Joe, never played Rocket League,
never played, never played.
XUC, Low Diamond, Timmy, never played. Never played. New player.
First player, is that him?
Asian Jeffs.
Oh, I asked Jeff. Let me see what Jeff said.
Asian Jeffs.
Platinum 3, Platinum 3. So pretty high up, actually.
Joe Joe, in chess, that's not true. Yo, yo.
Um, you said what about Asian Jeffs?
Oh, no, wait, JoJo said, never mind, forget JoJo.
I don't know what it is, JoJo, what's the rank?
Just say it in the chat, please.
Aisin Jeff, Plat 3.
Plat 3 peak, boggles, plat 3, Plat 2?
JoJo, hurry, hurry, hurry, JoJo, hurry.
What is it, JoJo?
You didn't want to land.
All right, he's up 3.
3, OK.
But his ping is going to be shit, so keep that in mind.
Dante has literally one day of playtime, played for one day.
One day.
OK.
Janky Rondo, I believe he told me silver, let me check.
Silver 3, silver 3, almost gold.
Yousif, let me see what Yousif said.
Youssef said, chat, what is Youssef?
Has Youssef ever played with you live?
Youssef, what's yours?
I'm going to text him on Twitter.
What's your peak bank in RL?
Jojo hit plat.
Jojo keeps typing.
Oh, plat, plat.
Jojo plat.
Thank you, Jojo.
Thank you, baby.
Plat.
OK.
Text-adusive, waiting for a response on that.
Mingoes, I don't think Mingoes ranked,
but Mingoes like kind of lowkey good.
Not ranked, but good.
Not ranked, but solid.
Joe Bart, peaked diamond, currently plaid, but peaked diamond.
Joe's probably the second best player besides X.
Archie, um, Archie said.
So what is Archie's platter gold?
Archie, what's his low grand champ?
Yeah.
What did Archie say?
Platt?
What did he say?
Ron, Ron can't play. He's out of a shoot. He was gonna play though. Ron was gonna play.
Um, Ron. Raising me.
Arky's not even live. What? Oh, Arky said unranked. I'm like Silver Slash,
Bronze, but I'm unranked. Thank you, Arky. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Unranked.
Okay. Kingsman, let me see what Kingsman said. I think Kingsman told me that he never played. Let me see.
Marlon, Marlon can't play, he's out of his shoe.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Got Texas Kingsman, I'll see what he says.
Hums up, set the number plate before I.
Yep, number plate, number plate.
Zoyle, Mr. Piggy is currently grounds one, negative 42 on Amar.
Wait, negative 42?
He's in debt in Amar, yeah.
But how do you, what does negative mean, negative elo?
What is negative elo?
That means he's lost so many games, he's below zero.
Is thank you before you cut.
All right, Mr. P key.
So what's your peak rank?
So what's your what's your what's your peak right? So.
Rarer than SSL by the way.
Yeah, what's the oil peak rank? I think it's all streaming.
Uh, we want Los Chat. Los one doesn't wake up till 5 and 2. It's Father's Day. He's probably with what?
It's probably with Wad of the goat. Liberty, think the back to the job. So start yet. Not for 13 more minutes. 13 minutes.
Soil said that he's never been ranked, but don't get off his gameplays.
Never been ranked, but decent.
Okay, and then Martin, Martin said, Martin said that he never played.
play I think. Is Martin live? Martin said, he said he sucks at it, but he's playing.
It's not SSL Martin's alive Martin you're live
Right here
Right here right over there
And I might make you get captain sure what is you guys plattery? Okay, I might make you get captain for X
I just started when I saw your message he's gold and 1v1 gold it's pretty good actually
you said unranked Martin what is your peak rank baby I'm gonna warm up I'm gonna launch
Rocket League and we can play a little bit Martin. What is your quick tips the tournament literally starts in ten minutes?
Martin, what is your peak rank? He just asked for quick tips
He's level three Martin is level three at that. Yeah
I see in his challenges he has never been put to school though.
Who?
He tells it to people to go to school, Martin.
Okay, but he can still play, right?
He can still play?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
All right.
Chat, 11 minutes, 11 minutes.
Okay.
Yeah.
Time love, Martin.
Okay.
Uh, all right.
All right.
Dude, Martin and Aldo had like the most generational TikTok lives of all time.
Okay.
Um,
Kingsman, Golden will be once.
Anybody else?
No, we're good.
I'm just gonna take the captain's sword.
We got everybody's ranks?
Yeah.
All right, yeah, we're gonna start the draft in 10 minutes.
And also that is when the draft start.
10 minutes, 10 minutes, y'all.
I'm gonna join that call.
Mama, dig the bottle.
Well, dig the bottle.
Yeah, let me call X one more time right now see what happens, and then I'll call you.
If we do replace and make you get captured, we can make X a player, but if X doesn't play,
we have to replace them all together.
Let me call him one more time, 10 minutes before.
The XCC sometimes clutches and wakes up.
Oh, my Twitch just crashed?
What?
My Twitch crashed.
Oh, we got an AI summary of the tournament.
I'm sorry, the person you were trying to reach had a...
Yeah, he's not.
Okay.
So we got the AI summary.
GenC is running final roll calls before the tournament draft.
The player rank list is a mess.
Half the pool is unranked.
XQC may not show and the later captains are bracing for bronze teammates.
this skill accurate chat chat we might need a replacement for x anybody in the
chat want to play type me well make you be a captain then Yuki's plat right we
have my plat make you be a captain move Joe down brother thing is we have to
replace x altogether then if he misses it because because you can't like you
I'm saying he's diamond so he's gonna have to be drafted.
Yep.
All right, I guess just give it like five minutes and then if X doesn't show, just
remove him from the tournament.
I'm gonna go P.I.
Buzz.
Jeff, five minutes.
If X doesn't show, we're just gonna remove him.
All right.
I saw it.
Hit classic.
Oh surprise chat, it's a classic.
All right, baby! Lock in! Okay, high-fives. Um, remove... remove
XQC and then add Yu-Gi as a captain and put Yu-Gi, what's Yu-Gi's best rank? Plat 3? He said I already
say low plat. I think my best my best rank is plat 3. What is his? Yu-Gi? I forgot the number but
plat high gold low plat. Okay so put Yu-Gi before me high gold low plat. Give him an earlier pick than me.
So remove act I'll do it actually this and then this
Okay, that should be good and then we need a sub for X it could be any rank because the trap hasn't started yet
Remember it doesn't need to be like a diamond
Do you have anybody that wanted to play I have eyes the chat is saying me
Getting on so getting somebody from the chat would be kind of fun like that would be cool to get one person
Like getting one viewer would be cool.
We never done that for a tournament.
Should we do that, Highbice?
Getting a viewer, we can get a viewer.
That's not a bad idea.
Aiden said still open question mark.
Who?
Aiden, the Russ Rod.
Chat, is getting one viewer kind of a good idea?
I think getting one viewer is fun.
We should probably do that in every tournament.
OK, chat.
We need like a gold or platinum.
I think that's kind of like wholesome, too, high-fives.
You just get like a random person who just randomly joins.
Chat, if you want to join, we need your peak rank,
and it needs to be like gold slash plat.
Gold slash plat.
OK?
if you guys want to play, type me.
Just type your, HiveEyes are gonna whisper
like one random person.
And then we just need your discord and shit
so you can join.
Gold slash Plat, you can be NA or EU.
You can really be any region,
we just kind of have to know.
Because your teammates need to know
you got your 300 ping before they draft you.
Yeah, fuck it, bro.
Let's get a viewer, bro.
Let's get a viewer for the tournament.
We never did that before.
Yeah, this, please don't smurf.
Yeah, a smurf could be a problem.
If a smurf can run as a whole tournament.
Oh god, yeah.
Chat, say your peak rank, okay?
Say your peak rank and your gamer tag.
So how about I can chat?
Peak rank and gamer tag.
We're gonna get one viewer since X didn't show up.
one viewer y'all think it's a fun idea we're just gonna randomly pick it we
should do this every tournament chat just get one viewer guys take your peak
rank um peak rank and gamer tactic preferably gold or plaid champ is too
good diamond is probably too good I think Joe and poke are the only ones that
to hit diamond in this tournament, but like low, low, low diamond.
You have the drops.
Don't start for another three minutes, guys.
Three minutes.
They start three minutes.
But yeah, let's get a viewer.
It's a good idea.
It's pretty wholesome.
Okay.
I'm seeing a lot of people.
High buys peak platinum ninja kick.
This guy is a two year sub, bro.
Let's try to get him.
He's a two year subscriber, two years.
Ninja kick 258
Peek platinum
Like I want to get one of my og like supporters proud that'd be cool two-year sub
Bro, and I doubt he would smurf also high-fives. I doubt he's smurfing because his twitch username is the same as his game username
You know, I mean, that's a good shout
Ninja kick I'm gonna check bro were to check your stats. We you might be the viewer ninja get two years sub bros og bro
Drops, thank you for the five gifts. I love you, bro. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Ninja kick you are the viewer buddy
Tell us get him peak platinum Ninja kick welcome to the 24 streamers tournament. You're the first
Ninja kick you're the first ever
Viewer to play in a streamer tournament first ever one first ever one, bro
get him in bro why the fuck not why the fuck not bro peak platinum ninja kick
258 me leaked yo yeah this guy's like an actual real supporter bro he was
watching mecha chameleon you're an idiot yep this guy's definitely a real
viewer sorry jinxie i'm busy you're so dumb you've literally seen this before get back on siege
yeah this guy's sending hate from tarpon springs this guy's a real like viewer though
my left nut is better than you yo this guy's a troll we got a fucking troll
this guy's a fucking troll bro
My left nut is better than you what?
Yeah, get it a man get a man get a man
All right chat we're gonna we should do that bro every
Yeah, ninja can't check your whispers ASAP ASAP chat every streamer tournament we'll get one viewer at the end
That's a good idea
If but ninja cake if you don't reply to hi-fives, bro, we got to get somebody else here. We got to get somebody else
200,000 viewers, holy shit
Check that is insane, bro
Where's Carter buddy, what oh chat refresh and you should have drops now you should
Yeah, let me see.
Subclaim.
Eight available drops.
Oh my god, there it is. Chat, there it is. There it is. The drops have officially started. The drops have started. Affluent or Skyblue, two hours. Bazaarite decal, one hour, 30 minutes.
Guys the drops have begun. They have begun
Okay
W rocket a man W rocket a for real bro, okay, hi Brian, um, did Ninja kick respond?
Um, yeah, but it's just cool that he told me it doesn't work, so I'll put it on it.
Come on Ninja kick lock in bro.
You got selected buddy.
You got selected dude.
Jack, if Ninja kick doesn't join, we're going to get one more viewer, all right?
I want to get an OG.
I want to get an OG.
Ooh, this guy could be a good backup.
This guy could be a good backup.
He said he's Pete Gold III.
Let me see.
It's got to be a good backup.
Where's he at?
Where's he at?
I saw a two year sub, two year sub batch.
I lost him.
I lost him.
There he is.
I'm Pete Gold III.
Roller Zay, high-vives.
This could be good.
Two year sub.
Also, his name is Zay and Zay.
It matches up.
Two year sub.
This could be a good backup if Ninja kick doesn't get in.
Roller Zay.
Zay, high-vives on DMU and just in case, just in case.
260,000 viewers, holy shit!
Chet, I think my record is 418 on the league tournament.
I'm not even kidding. I think my record is 418.
Dad asked this might pass it. I'm not even kidding.
Uh, it's the 500k.
Bah, bah, alright!
No Chet, the all-time Jinxie record is 418k, y'all.
That is insane.
All right, well have us I got you a backup to just in case all right. I'm about to go join the captains and talk to him
Have I thank you for everything bro. You're the goat
All right
Jack here we go. Yo
The drops just started three minutes ago. Let me explain how the drops work
Jack let me explain so
If you watch today's tournament for two hours, bro, you get the after the winter sky blue decal
One hour or no, sorry. Let me go in order
15 minutes you get the big splash sky blue gold animation 30 minutes you get the tactical nuke white banner thing
One hour you get the nemesis white
One hour 30 minutes you get my decal
Well, two hours you get the after the winter sky blue W drops guys, I'm assuming the tournament,
it's gonna last for probably three to four hours.
So y'all are gonna have more than enough time to get all the drops.
It's probably gonna be three or four hours.
Round one, we're gonna start all the games at the same time and make them best of five.
Round two, we'll go one at a time.
It'll probably be best of threes.
And then finals will be best of five.
to be best of five. But yes, bro. Chat, I'm very excited. I'm about to call the captains.
I'm about to call the captains. In chat, if we break, I'm not going to be looking that much
because I'm going to be kind of locked in with my team and shit and the tournament and the draft.
If we break our viewer record of 418,000 today, let me know, chat. W Rocket League again. And yeah,
If you have questions about the drops guys, just, um, actually a smart drop should work, uh, Cuddy, think of it if I gifted. Love y'all boys.
And yeah, let's do it. Let's do this.
Let's do this. W Rocketing, bro, for real, for real. W Drops, man.
Senna is the first captain in the captain call. I believe this is the captain call.
I believe, I'm gonna wait till I all get in here.
Bro, this is act like chat this is bro. Do you see how many follows we're getting a second?
This is actually insane. Get a think about it. Oh pure. I can't even read them. Leo
thinking about it. Oh raising thinking about it. Oh flow thinking about it. I can't even
read them.
Jack what country are y'all watching from? I know people play rocket league in a lot
of countries bro. What country are y'all watching from?
countries. Type the flag. Type the flag emoji. Brazil, Australia, Germany, Romania, Scotland, USA,
Germany, Poland, Canada, Trinidad, Saudi, Finland, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Germany, Denmark, Egypt, Jordan,
Bulgaria, or that's crazy. Yeah, Rocket League is one of those games that like every country plays
rockin'ly, bro. Almost every country. Tunisia. Crazy, bro. Crazy, man. Insane. Bro, there's
so many Fados. I can't even read it on chat. Actually insane. Love y'all boys, bro. Appreciate
everybody who's following, man. You don't have to follow, obviously, to get the drops,
but I appreciate people that are creamy negative five gifted. I'll try to read some of the Fados.
Sleepy, Michael, OT, Loof, Ben, Zaro, Frosty, yeah I can't even read the follows, bro I've
never even seen this, bro.
I cannot read the follows dude, big tasting of the five gifts at lobby bro.
I cannot read the photos. That is insane. New 35 gifted, new bloody bro.
W rocket league community, man. All right. Without further ado, y'all,
I think it's time to draft the teams. Yo, yo, yo.
Oh my God, the bottles is in here. Sina, what up?
Oh my God. Isn't bottles your favorite fatter?
That's one way to describe him. That's one way to describe him don't dance. What up, dude?
Yo, let's get jitty. Yo don't say squishy told me you're the most naturally skilled player
In he's ever seen
Bro, I'm gonna be honest. You might have to put me at the level of diamonds. I learned half flipping backwards first day on the game
Okay, that is
That is insane. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't know don't says I'm expecting a lot from you, bro
Dude it's gonna go fucking crazy. I just dominated hums into 1-2-1. I'm ready for this shit all the captains are next
You dominated hums
Yep, five four. Oh my god
Okay, well chat. We'll start with all the captains get in it's one two three
four five
I think we're missing Archie Yugi and
Yeah, I got a bone to fucking pick real quick
Last fucking pick
Having a bone to pick
I want you to be team Joe the fuck is this?
Joe, did you have I'm going my cats and I'm dead. I will boy my cats and spot if daddy picks me
Oh
Please please please
My ass in a 1v1 Joe like with my ass
Okay, but okay, what is I'm looking at the the gen chat. It says boggles plat 3 OCE. What is OCE?
OCE what?
You know what OCE means
Not knowing what OCE is bro, what?
William it's Oceania Oceania. It's like a region. It's well. Why is that? Oh, is that cuz you're not bad?
Yes, but his pings gonna be like 300
So that's why I put you give me above him cuz
But alright, bro
I know I know let's out all these players are you getting you give me a second
Are these listed in order of like best to worse than no it's sort of just in order of their peak ranks
So you kind of have to really look it's sort of just sifted through like what is the peak right they've ever hit
Okay, wait, I'm a bit confused you said never played
Jinxie I kind of smoked you know, okay, so I won't be one dead team. It was like 25 to zero
I don't know what I do. What are you saying?
I scored one. Okay. You didn't
Yeah, I've got play time I think you should put but
Okay, no, I'm good with that. Let me get first pick then.
I want first pick. I want first pick. I'm first pick.
You have play time, though, that they don't have enough.
You know what? Bernard is solving this. Bernard is solving first pick. I don't care.
Wait, who's first pick?
Bernard is going to solve it.
Bernard, who should get the first pick of the game?
Deji or Sina, they're both bad at the game.
If they're both struggling, I'd say who has got the most potential to improve
with some support. If one of them can actually learn from the pic and start contributing.
Okay, Bernard, yeah, but.
Deji has worse ping. Shouldn't Deji get first pick?
Hey, Joe's right. Joe's right. Joe's right. Bernard, fuck you.
W. Joe. W. Joe.
No, Joe is right. Joe's right. Worst ping.
Am I not able to pull the woman card or am I not able to pull out the woman card?
All right.
We're not doing a ladies first situation or we're just going to skip that.
No.
Wait, wait, wait. The highest person is Platt amongst the...
Wait, he's-
Oh!
The highest person is Pocke, no, no, no, I bite.
For Pocke, it was high plat, low diamond.
That's important.
That's important.
Wait, high plat, high plat, low diamond, he said,
that's what he said in DM.
Okay.
All right, now, if y'all are ready to start drafting,
we can do it, or we can give y'all some time, bro.
We can give y'all some time.
Like, what do y'all wanna do?
Bro, let's get into it.
I'm ready.
Now, it's a yellow format.
Yeah, Jeff just DM'd me and he said yo hi boys. I got bad news. I am not plat three
What is he? I don't know what is it?
Asian Jeff this is going to be like I I'm looking at this pool of players jinxy half of these people have never played the game
Yeah, wait, how does that go for Deji and I because we're
on right
Yeah, so basically we please do snake trap. Can we please do something I play I'll play
How about your grand champ Joe if you get snake trap you'll automatically win the tournament
How am I winning the tournament bro I'm getting bro looking at this I'm guaranteed I'm getting
a gold player and either Martin or Mr. Peaky. I'm fucked. I'm literally going to get a player
that is literally sub like sub the rest of the skill of the tournament and then somebody
that's never played.
Joe, think about the vibes of you and Martin, bro.
I mean, the vibes.
Think about the vibes.
I know I like the vibes of me and Martin.
Honestly, I hope I get Martin on my team.
But like, Snake Draft is more is his bro, Snake Draft.
Oh my god, Jinxie, bro.
I can't, I can't, I don't understand
how you don't want Snake Draft.
You're right before me, bro.
You're getting first rounded.
Because, no, no, because Joe, think about it, right?
Now, Deji and Sina, no offense.
Y'all are not even like, y'all are like brunts, skillful,
Okay, y'all are bronze. So if you think about it, same with Dantez, Dantez is like bronze.
No, I'm like silver gold. Is he?
I think this is good, though.
I reckon this is good. I reckon this is good.
Okay, I believe you. I believe you. Just trust me, trust me.
I think it's going to be even because like, Deji, Sina, Dantez, like they get really good players.
Like they'll be able to get the high Platinum chip,
But then it kind of cancels out because we're high flat, but then we're going to get bad players, right?
I mean, yeah, because I think if you do a snake draft, it's going to get full up.
Yeah, hi, guys.
Did we hear on Asian Jeff?
Did we hear word on him?
Um, yep, just got a message.
All right.
He's saying listen up and it's three dots.
So he's having a paragraph right now.
Okay.
Also on top of this, Joe, if you think about it, if you do snake draft, that
That means Deji gets the last pick and Deji is like literally level two.
Do you know what I mean?
That would be cool.
Yeah.
No, I agree.
I agree.
Because then Deji would have the worst flier.
Exactly.
So I think this is the only way to go about it there.
Yes.
Because Snake Drap works if everybody is like identical scale.
But if not, it's really rough because then if everybody is identical scale, you can't
snake because then it goes pick pick pick pick pick and then like the eighth pick and the first
pick in like the eighth pick is just fuck because he's the same skills the first pick and then you
know what I mean all right let's rip this uh arke you ready yes sir you you he's tapped in on a
fucking wait yes brother what's that mic well i'm taking this shit real quick bro give me a second
Taught it on your phone brother like Asian Jeff said I am currently unranked but as you know
I'm a Fortnite player in which means I am naturally gifted so that would probably be bronze
So Jeff's never play thank God. He said it before the draft. Okay. Why did we wait? Why did we assume he was flat three?
He told me he was glad he told me
Asian Jeff said he said yo down for rockin league tournament. What I meant. I said, what's your rank plat three get me in?
He's not even black
Okay, um
Wait, are you could you call Yugi? He's a one of the captains. We just need him and then we can start
Okay. Yeah, I got it. Thank you. Let me take a shit real quick
You don't have to be in the call if you're shitting Arkey
Okay
Okay, um, all right, I'm start thinking about who you're gonna draft y'all start thinking that I'm thinking
I feel like I'm not even going to think about it until it gets to me because whoever I whoever I
Highlight is just gonna get nice tries in there. Oh, bye guys.
We have a Jinxie tournament first. Ninja kick 258 is actually a viewer. We're gonna
I do this every tournament because XQC is insane. Wait, wait, wait. I need your 100s.
Take it, come on, bro. Get your 100s down. I can get 100s down if you let me first.
Come on, bro.
I need your kids of a fucking bureau.
Yes, so Joe, what I'm going to start doing in my tournaments is in the last five minutes,
we're going to save one spot for a viewer and today it's Ninja kick.
Today it's him.
Is Ninja kick good?
He's flat flat keep platinum
So yeah, and this sort of and he's gonna be like fucking release Suarez on Liverpool. He's gonna be really good
He's gonna be scoring goals out the ass. Have you have you spoken to this kid? Have you spoken? He's a two-year viewer
He's like solid. He's legit
To your viewer can do them. No never spoke to him. Oh my god. What if he's the most awkward person in the world?
Yeah, what if you like really racist and you just don't know?
I went through his chat logs. He's just one of my normal chatters. He said, you're the
same skill as my left. Not you suck. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
It's just a regular jinx you chatter. Yes. Just literally just berating me the whole
time. Yes. I'll call. I'll try to see that left nut.
You know what I mean? Well, he might be 15, bro.
Yo chat 313,000 holy shit that is insane bro chat my all-time record is 418 on League
of Legends bro that is crazy dude chat we're about to start we're just waiting
for uh yugi to join we're just waiting for yugi to join that's it i appreciate
everybody in here bro love y'all voice
okay we just need yugi we just need yugi we can draft just yugi
yep yo joe hasn't yugi like flaked on your collage he's like only five fucking times
I saw that on tiktok what's happening no no no no like he's on the way he's on the way he was taking this shit too
He's on the way
Fucking person dude. I mean, you know, we can't schedule
When top when the time calls dude when nature calls
I mean like we could have scheduled a poop time to not do you right now
He's been eating a lot of spicy food. So he had the run
So yugi is taking a shit at 5 18 and we were supposed to be drafted at 5 to be fair though yugi wasn't supposed to be captain
He was last minute. Yeah, it was easily to be fair. I'll cut him some slack
I'm not going to be able to
get destroyed by the. Bro you're
going to get destroyed by
boggles boggles can go fuck
himself bro why don't we just
start now because you guys
third the last pic. Okay you're
right. Here we. Yeah okay
let's go. Who is your first
pic I got you go in the three
feet. Rocketing tournament.
Pick an educate. I will be
quick with this one you don't
Okay, just letting you know, guys, I will be quick, but I'll be quick.
Okay, awesome.
All right, who am I going to pick?
I'm taking a piss.
I'm picking punk.
Okay, great pack, great pack.
I'll be back.
Rest in peace to your tournament, punk.
Rest in peace.
Wow.
Okay.
Okay.
Poat, rest in peace, bro.
Sina, who do you got?
Who do you think is the best next? It's like...
Ninja kick?
Ninja kick, two fighting out, not in a bad shower.
Are all of these players that say never played actually have never touched the game?
Yeah, I mean like...
I'm just saying he never played on stream, but he's never played the game before.
Timmy's setting out a plan.
I know Timmy wouldn't lie.
Jeff Asian Jeff's a weird one because he said yo, let's do a rocket league 1v1 on March 4th
Then he said down for tournament June 15th. Then he said plat 3 get me in now. He's saying brought
So what if he's trying to like lie?
Oh, I kind of want to pick him just because I want to know if he's lying or not
It's like a mystery box
Yeah, it is like a mystery box low key
Because if he's plat 3 and he's really good then i'm up, you know, I mean
Jeff live just have him show his like shit
Jeff show your stuff, bro
Jeff show your stuff dude, please
What's he saying what's he's doing? Who did daddy daddy pick is that all we have right now? Yeah
I'm literally a right show your son right, please. I'm gonna ring us on a time clock right now
No, no, I need to hear Jeff. I need to hear Jeff. I'm sorry, but it looks like Jeff's on a smurf cuz
Jeff three Charles six seven is his name. It's level one
Hi guys, isn't that like the default? That's what every smirk wears, right? That's what every smirk wears
That's a default or he actually just like just installed the game that but Joe
Why would he say no, but he has me and rocket league on March 4th?
also
In his challenges. He has 10,000 XP. What is that? Whoa? Whoa?
Why don't you just go on his quick go on his go on his twitch tracker and just see if he's streamed rocket league before?
moment that's a light yagami moment yeah go to Jeff's twitch tracker and see if
he's ever streamed rockin league I'm all right you're like dokes you're like
dokes yeah yeah he has six hours in rocket league so that's a lie so Jeff
you streamed six hours of rockin league unless he did a watch party I fucking
got it matter we just need to know we see the note it doesn't matter
Shhh!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Wait, he's confessing!
I don't know why I'm being played as a baron now, bro!
Yo, I don't know why I'm being played as a...
I said I'm bronze!
I said I'm nationally gifted, you know, I'll probably give me bronze.
I don't know why they said that.
I never played.
I've definitely played.
But I didn't play like that, you feel what I'm saying?
I've definitely played, but I've been in play like that.
Well, Jeff, what was the highest rank you hit, bro?
I'm not lying, check.
Highest rank, Jeff!
I'm on my line, bro.
Oh my god, Jeff, answer the question!
I
Never gone right I've never gone right for I'm gonna be honest you said invite me to the call
You are not in the fucking discord rock league was huge. You know you made rock league and stuff
You know I'm saying that's when I hopped on the trend with everybody. Oh, no, he's just
You know as you can see in the challenges, I've done some challenges stage one stage two and then stage three
I stopped right at stage three and then I
Oh
Silver I guess
Fucking for tonight, bro, so I'm here guys. I'm here guys the shit. How's the shit?
Dude, I'm sorry. I was taking a shit boys and girls. No, you're good. I already kind of drafted. All right. Let's go
I'm just gonna be bronze. Oh silver. Yeah, he said he played but he's never gotten a rank
But he played and that's what he said
Okay, so okay, so I guess give me Russell them get not a bunch out
Yo, who am I hearing a car right now? Who's eating?
No, it's not me. Why am I getting the accusation?
Wait
I know who the only person that's possible for me to pick is.
We gotta go for the underdog team, so most people-
Wait, is it okay now?
Yeah, you're good.
Yeah, so as I was saying right the thing is we're going for the underdog team. So instead of choosing the platinum players, right?
I'm the highest rank. I'm gonna be going for the dark horse
Okay, Arky
Oh
Um, can I get jinxie? I'm a cat
Oh
Okay, my bad. Okay. Can I get um?
Hmm you me yep. Yep. Yes, you can yes, you can okay
Buggles. Oh god. Buggles wait. I have my 2% volume. I was wondering why I couldn't hear him
Wait, can I pick jinxie yo?
Yeah, I'm on your team. Oh, I'm no
Captain I'm a captain I'm a captain
Okay, uh
Jojo
Yes, you can yes, you can Jojo's still available. He's yours. Yeah, man. All right, man
dumbass nigga
Yuki
Oh god, are all the plants gone? I think all the plants are gone all the plants are gone
Okay, I'm gonna go
Very
I'm gonna go
Okay, bro, okay
I'm gonna keep it a buck
But I think mr. Peaky is a good pick here for you Yugi
According to my calculations Joe your calculations are way off
Yeah, but like as as like repentance for you flaking on me five times. I think it'd be
Well every time I pick a date he goes oh, there's a soccer game that day
I said we're just gonna wait till the World Cup server brother
There's a lot of World Cup games, so that's why Joe, but you're my dream collab. I want it to be good
Yeah, don't ever play dude. Just show up brown. No, I actually love Joe, but those are the go but with that being said
I'm a go with Kingsman two six five time. That was literally my pick. I'm not even kidding. Oh
That was my pick and I have to totally relock in we're staring down just a doom squad of players right now if I'm being honest, okay?
Yo chat, I know a pic
Mingo is not a bad shout first off. I love mingo. I've met mingo in real life 20 times
Right. I have Ken with Mingo. Mingo was actually a surprise in the last tournament. He was not ranked, but he was really good.
I'm going Mingo, bro. I love Mingo.
I'm going Mingo, Mingo.
Mingo?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Yes.
It's harder to get Mr. Peaky's rank than SSL Joe. So that could be a good selection.
How is that?
Bro, but it's like, in my head, I'm a more person.
Is there even a point in picking a silver player or a bronze player over, like, an unranked?
Joe, I just want to say, bro, unrelated, bro, I love how locked in you are on these tournaments.
Like, have I? Can I get a retweet here?
Like, Joe, you make me so much more immersed with how locked in you are, bro.
Bro, because I don't want to lose. I don't like losing.
No, you could win. I think you are...
I think I'm staring down a list of eight players that are all bad
We still don't know about agent Jeff though
Joe got Jeff now we're in the last round here Joe got Jeff Joe got Jeff
Okay, okay, okay
Now it's not a snake right it goes back to the kitchen. Yeah back to that you back to veggie. Okay. All right, um, I
Don't want to be boring but I'm going to be I want janky please janky roundo bang locked that team is locked
That was the only silver. I believe yeah only silver now. It's either on right or bronze
Wait, no, no, no, but is it Kingsman gold or did he get picked?
Okay.
Kings and pecs.
Hey, Debbie, sorry, bro, I just think you're shit in my life.
You got pigs, sinner.
You got pigs.
Wait, Dad, you should've got Danny.
Daddy, you got E.U.C.
All right, okay, all right, can I change?
You can if you want, if you want.
No.
Yeah, I'll change.
I'll change.
I want Danny, please.
No, no, no.
I want Danny, please.
Sorry, I couldn't have that.
No, I was right.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.
All right. All right. All right.
Who do you pick?
No, I'm picking now.
So who did he just swap out?
Janky, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you was silver, I believe.
And they're all he's the only silver
that everyone else can not only just silver.
I think silver three.
Like, I think it was the highest tier of silver.
He told me, yeah, silver three.
So if that means low, can I pick?
I'm down between Zoyle or Martin Kidd.
No, Mr. Peaky's a ranked player, Senna.
He is?
Oh, he is?
He is?
Oh, he is?
Yeah.
The way they have them, Mr. Peaky is the most experienced out of all the players on this
list.
Joe, what are you trying to do right now?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Wait, no, no, no.
Joe, what are you trying to do?
He's the most experienced?
I mean, Joe's not wrong.
Mr. Peaky has more games played than everyone here.
Yes.
It's like picking Jynxie's dad in a rainbow tournament.
No, did it earlier you say all I'm going to be left with is Mr. Peaky?
Yes, he did say that.
I did not say that.
All right.
Can I have Zoyle, please?
OK.
Santa's got Zoyle locked.
Dot test.
Who do you want?
Dot test.
All right.
I'm going to be honest with you, Jynxie.
Right now, I'm between two people.
You have the, this picking Mr. Peaky right now would be the biggest aura play in the entire world.
You have the viewer and Mr. Peaky on your team, that would be the God squad.
Dude, Joe, you're just pranked me. I'm in the first bracket so I can get fucking eliminated.
Call it how it is, bro.
Like, yeah, that bluff tells me everything I need to know, bro.
Like, you just won me out of the fucking tournament.
Okay, so anyways, listen.
Right now, I could go one of two ways.
Either I bring in Hums, that I know is a challenger league player,
But it's like he's first day on Rocket League, and I am skill transfer no skill transfer. Yeah, zero
Yeah, exactly or we could go for Kimmy that's hit the highest rank in FPS's in
Every single one so I'm gonna be honest. I think right now we go for the mystery box play
I'm gonna go with Timmy. That's such a good pick. Yeah, that's I don't think it's possible for Timmy to be bad at a video game
OK, we'll see.
Yo, I'm not even trying to convince anybody right now
because I'm actually fine if this happens.
I think getting Mr. Peaky is better
than getting a player that's never played the game.
Pick them up, Joe.
Pick them up, then, Joe.
Go pick them up, Joe.
I get last pick.
I get last pick, you see?
I don't get to choose.
I get left-backed.
All right.
Archie, who do you want?
Archie, who do you want?
I'll go.
Janky rondo not a bad
No, no, yeah, somehow he just slipped
No, and then he switched to dance. Yes, I've been having some problems. Then he switched it to Danny Aaron
Okay, and then I thought I was gonna get janky but it's gonna got soil and about
I'm going to get Jackie.
But then don't have got Timmy.
And now are you got Jackie.
Artie seems good.
I think that team looks solid.
I know you me plays.
I'm going up team can.
Bagels.
You're on the clouds on center scene.
Yo.
Wait.
How many hours is you said.
Who's who's going more hours.
You simple modern.
I don't think he's that many.
Wait, I'll go Youssef, please.
All right, locked, locked.
Okay, Youssef.
Okay, the last three players are Hums, Piki, and Martin.
Yugi who do you want to select?
This is a very hard decision
Listen, this is a very hard decision that you guys might think I'm gonna go to Joe Rao go mr.
I'm not gonna go to Joe go to Joe Ralph.
I actually want Joe to risk a Piki site.
So so I can actually prove him wrong.
Okay, I'm gonna go with that Martin kid with the pigment.
I'm going to my Martin kid.
All right, I have.
Dude, I feel like that's a Disney collab, bro.
Kingsman and that Martin kid.
Oh, that is.
Joe, Joe, when I dig on your team, Joe,
when I dig on your team, you're gonna be so mad, bro.
Dick on your team, Joe, when I dick on your team,
you're gonna be so mad, bro.
You better run, you better raid me, you better raid me,
I'm not even playing.
Okay, so I have two options here.
I have Hums, who's a challenger and League of Legends,
and I love him, great guy, and Mr. Peaky.
I love Mr. Peaky as well.
Now, I was told-
You fucking hate Mr. Peaky if you don't pick him.
Okay, I was told, all right,
I was told Mr. Peeke's rank is rarer than SSL.
Yes. So, oh my God, I don't know.
I'm going to go with
Humps
and Joe Bart, you get Mr. Peeke.
Awesome.
You really love them.
You wanted them.
Awesome. Yeah.
I've seen a lot of his TikTok left side.
I've seen his highlights, which would considerably be low lights, but
No, Joe is dead ass hilarious too.
Alright, guys, those are the teams, so, all the games are at the same time.
High-vives, can you explain how to get in, and it's the first round, since every game
is at the same time, it's best to five, so it's first team to win three games, okay?
All the games are five minutes though.
Shouldn't take too long.
Yeah.
So when you guys go to your calls, there will be a text channel in that call.
I will post the name and the password of the game.
You just have to join that.
The game will be a best out of five.
So you don't have to leave the game.
It'll just keep going until there's a winner.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, where do we see the brackets?
Oh, how about I was going to run that bracket?
I will.
Wait, best of what?
Sorry.
Sorry.
So round one is best of five and then round two will probably do one at a time and it will be best of three
And then five which I could you uh, could you uh, could you uh, like just can you a small synopsis?
I was tapped into mr. Peaky's stream. He's crashing out right now. Um
Yeah
Yeah, could you could you resay what how are we what are we doing is it's best of five single elan?
Yep, best of five single elan
semifinals
I mean, we may as well just you best of five every round, huh?
And do you semi-final same time as well?
Yep, we can do that.
Yo, so we're just we're ripping all the games at the same time.
It's just best of five best of five and the finale still less than five.
Yeah, what is he is he generating teams like he normally does?
Yeah, and also have I could you rename the team calls to each captain please and I just haven't done that
All right, I like my team. I like my team
Okay, Mr. Bicky is he live on Twitch?
did he was just crashing out are y'all sure you want to do best of five I'm
probably gonna go all the way to the finals are you sure mr. Vicky you're on a
team with Joe mr. Vicky yes he is and live on Twitch I'm doing very well
thank you thank you for not picking me very rude
dude come on I was gonna that's good thank you I'm generating the bracket and
and then you guys can watch me randomize
he's fucking pissed
alright look at my screen
the bracket
miss biggie you got people wrong bro
i'm okay i'm just like
i'm gonna shuffle it
i'm gonna shuffle it
my last pick i picked jangsy
wait what happened
are you in my stream share
yeah yeah
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and Z
Why did we choose 7?
like ten or something it's an even number we always do seven
Yuki, wait, Yuki, Maki
Joe, Joe, we're playing on OCA servers
I'm not playing you on OCA, we are playing on N.A.E. maybe passenger
No, no, we're playing OCA, we're playing OCA
We're one seed, we're one seed. We're the one seed boggles. It doesn't matter.
It's just fictitious.
Joe, relax.
Boggles, one seed gets home advantage.
Boggles, can you listen?
Yes or no?
You're seeding boggles.
Listen, bud.
Your seeding was rated based off of you being OC.
That's why you got the pick that you got.
OK, you're going to be on OC the whole time.
It's going to be East.
It's going to be any East.
All right.
Yes. Yes. Yes. No complaints, Bob.
But yes, my teammates are ace on OCEA service. Yeah.
All right. Now, guys, break off your circles.
Good.
What's everybody?
We're playing.
But I don't know which one is me.
I don't want to.
I don't want to.
OK, I'll go.
Yeah, how are we?
Mingo, it's time to win a god damn.
Yes, I knew you knew all the deeper pain in here, man.
Yeah.
Do I have to friend my teammates or are we getting like a custom lobby?
That's like, how are you going to join your call and he's going to put the code
in to both teams.
He's going to do like match up codes.
Okay.
We'll be joined.
Have I told you I think he's doing another.
Hi, guys, you're doing code, right?
For the lobbies codes.
Yep.
Yep.
I explained all this.
All right.
But, uh, where do we go to view it?
Is it just in like general or like, uh, it'll be in the team.
It'll be in the team and the team messaging.
OK, thank you.
I'll explain it.
All right. Yeah. Mingo and Hums, it is time, bro.
It is fucking time.
Yeah, I think we have a sleeper in the game.
Hums, please tell me you warmed up, bro, please.
I did. I swear to God, I want to want to dance.
He lied, by the way.
I beat his eyes. I beat him one time.
I swear it was it was seven or four second game.
He beat me at four. He had five.
I'm actually not the worst, but I promise you, James,
I don't know how to manage the ball.
If you want me to just blow up their cars, I'll do that.
Wait, that's kind of good.
I'll ram them the whole game.
Wait, do we have like a goalkeeper though?
Yeah, the thing is, if you're focused on ramming them,
we should have somebody back.
We should just rotate, bro.
We'll just rotate up and down the field.
I think, Hums, when we're on the attack,
try to bump them.
Try to bump them.
OK, so OK.
OK, OK.
But one defensive, try to be defensive.
Okay, do you want me to take the orbs too?
He's about to take the orbs as well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck that.
Okay, I don't know how to manage the balls.
I'm gonna let you get the ball if I see you then.
Yeah, me and Malcolm both play with the ball pretty deep.
Like, okay.
Like, Mingo's good.
Mingo's a sweeper.
Okay, okay, nice, nice.
I don't know if we have time.
I'll just wait.
Yeah, I got just warmed up.
So have I joined?
Let's do the training.
Let's do the training.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
I'm going to go jump to another calls holy shit's been a while.
High vibes.
Uh, everything going well?
Yeah, I'm about to come in.
You hold on.
All right, it's best of five.
All right, I'm going to get you guys in.
All right, let's start.
I'm going.
that's funny I might have missed the ball
I'm playing on mouse and keyboard what are you about controller controller yeah
I'm playing controller how long you been playing this game for
I haven't touched this game since the last Jixi Rocket League Tournament, but you're like playing them. No, I've never been right
But like like no ego shit, I just know how to play every game like
Nobody gonna be worse than me in this shit. Let me tell you no no no there's gonna be a bunch of people out of worse than you
Listen, whatever you guys say I listen
Bromley you say go attack attack
Double jump you can do a flip
That what do you mean we lost brother let me more mode oh
Yeah, I think you're stream like why are you green?
It's a gourd
What?
GORP!
No more GORP!
Yeah, is that some like, V-Chit?
Uh, yeah, we're protesting.
Season 16.
Okay, okay.
Wait, wait, can you 1v1 me so we can warm up?
Uh...
Oh yeah, what's your game?
Uh, Huns. H-U-M-Z-H, I think.
Let me see.
I'm not sure that's the...
The anime.
He said h you in
Yeah
It's up to be
Let's fucking go chat lock in
Hopefully we win. I've never won my own tournament ever. This could be the first time
The name and the password are in your voice channel
Messages, so if you go to the voice channel you have her over it and you see the little chat bubble click that don't reveal it on stream
You'll leak
I'm gonna be at the other doesn't I don't want to leak. I don't want to leak
Come on
All right hiding screen where'd you take that type of have us?
It's in your it's in the yeah the voice channel chat
Wait, oh
Wait, how do I put in the custom name? How do I put that in? Oh go to play play custom
Is it play custom or play private play private private private private private play private. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
One private match, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Private private match, yes, yes, exactly, Helms.
Can't copy piece.
Oh my God, this song's so good, I love this song.
Wait, do I need to hide my screen the moment
I put it in or not?
Yeah, hide it, hide it, and then once it's in,
then you're good, once it's in, then you're good.
That came in the past.
make sure you hide it all though.
Yeah, in the lobby.
You're good.
OK.
How does how do I recover up a message now?
I want to recover up a message.
Don't join a team, right?
Don't join a team.
No, don't join a team.
Don't join.
Don't join.
Yeah, don't join a team or start.
OK, OK, OK.
All right, boys, this is best of five every round.
Got the shit.
OK, Jinxie, you need to micromanage me, please.
Everybody has a new bombs just just bump and grab boost and we'll win. I'm not even kidding
I'm the remnant on the whole fucking game. Say less. How do you rehite a message in discord once you open it?
How do you hide it again? I want to rehide what I've been sent
Shed to watch another notification. Oh
God, actually, I don't even know I'm getting spin
Jesus
I think I got playing them on Val, a little bit of Sekiro, a little bit of Elden Ring.
Wait Sekiro, wait a minute, wait a minute, is Sekiro better than Elden Ring or no?
Yes, 100%.
What?
How?
I swear Sekiro is way more fun.
It just, the mechanics of it feel a lot better.
Ultimate I feel like it's too alive
I don't like I don't like the clunkiness of it. It's way too clunky. I didn't finish both of it though
No jinx the coach not working for me
Uh, yeah
Also, can you help palms with his notifications?
It doesn't show. I don't show any setting on the ones I joined. That's why it's fine. She says unable to find
What have 11? I don't have 11. The password's not even that long. What are you typing in?
all right stop not that oh my god I'm stupid never mind
how about something I got it I got it got it got it got it okay all right if
everyone's in King all day I believe everybody's in all this team's good
wait don't leak this please don't leak this just close it top right just close
the top right okay yeah there you go okay yeah you could yeah yeah I just
that kind of show it a little bit okay let's go all right wait can I go to
spectator then all go to settings all right all guys are joining teams you
guys have a joint team wait they joined join blue it won't let me jump blue it's
Cause it's set up in a 1v1 high by the set up in a 1v1
Mbara
You have to set up in 3v3
Go for it
I just fried this guy's shirt back out
No, he's not starting it's just leave just leave
I got a point don't worry
It's set up in 1v1
Adam
Oh yeah, this is free though, this is free though
Lead Lobby, lead Lobby
It's the same password, same everything just rejoin
You guys all you all you don't even have to type anything
Just go to the same menu and just click join
I don't have to hide screen.
I rejoin it.
Put me back in the one day one.
They need all leaves.
Make sure they all leave.
I think we all leave them.
We can do it.
Kingsman needs to leave though.
Tell them to all get out of there and then rejoin it because it's a one V one thing.
Charlie leaked the name.
I didn't leak the password.
It's good.
The name doesn't matter.
No, no, no, it's not like not like, not like boys locking it.
All right.
We got to win this.
We're going to heat up as it goes because it's best of five.
Who's their best player?
We're gonna heat up as it goes because it's best of five. Who's their best player Kingsman wait wait. What's run off the front request?
Gotta be in your setting somewhere
Yeah, sure they didn't their best players gonna be Kingsman. Yes. Yes, probably
He had golden 1d1 which like not even
Kingsy doesn't even leak anything just go to the menu again
I know I know I just need to know when I can join back am I good to join back now. Yeah. Yeah
All right
We should be good nice now. It's gonna be three nights. Okay. Wait for that. I'm gonna wait wait wait wait wait wait
Why is this guy joining a team? No, no, he needs something. I can call it. I can call it. I can call it. I can call it.
Okay, yeah, I don't know about this setting shape, bro. All right, so boom
boom
Humps and then mingo wants mingo joins and then we're good chat lock in best of five
Oh
Yugi's plaid Kingsman's gold Nescue is is that chef? Don't tell me that's chef. Who's rescue?
Who's Nescue?
Isn't that it didn't take fuck are you guys all in the next year or some shit? No, it's Martin. Okay, Martin
I they have one new they have one new all right. Okay, which which which uh card do I ran now listen you guys you
You guys do not have to leave the game. As you can see at the top, it's a BO5, so the game will keep going until somebody wins.
Nice, Vyze!
Oh no! I got the ball!
I got the ball!
Nice, good start, good start. I'm back, I'm back.
Nice, Nick!
Yup.
I'm back, I'm back.
I haven't warmed up, bro. I was watching the sand.
I got the ball.
Okay, Martin is definitely a noog.
Hit that bitch.
Hey, Kingston. Nice.
Alright.
Chip them. I'm staying on that.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
I'm out of a goal. I'm out of a goal.
No, Yuki's got it.
Mingo, last time I played Yuki in the tournament,
she sat in the goal.
That's a sitting net.
Bad, bad, bad. We need to stop.
We need to stop.
You missed, you missed, you missed, counter attack.
Nice.
Did you hit that?
Yeah. Nice.
Oh my God, please.
Oh my God.
No.
Bro, I'm trying, I'm trying.
I'm trying.
I can't get to the ball.
I'm too afraid to keep hitting them.
I didn't even hit one.
I hit back.
Oh no. Oh, I'm mad.
I got this.
That ain't no leak.
get back get back get back get back.
That's all I can get at that.
That's all I can get at that.
That was on me. That was on me.
We're good for good. No, no, we're good for good for good.
Guys remember it's best of fun.
I'm so cool, calm, collected.
Jesus, I'm not allowed to try to get the ball multiple times.
I'm just going to go for the ramps.
I'm not going to go off.
Yeah, go for the ramps.
I got the ball. I got the ball.
Okay.
Go for the ramps, Tom.
Oh no.
No way. No way.
I
Missed a lucky bounce give me a good late check off. Yeah
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go right tonight. I'm gonna go right tonight
Unless I'm close Mingo one of us needs to be perma Goldie. I think you want me doing you you got you go
No, no, just whoever's back
One of us is permigolding and we're good. He's got a good time. Yeah, we should have get some hits
That's your jinx. Nice. I'm gonna hit it.
Bro, keep winning. I can't run!
Hey, it's Orphan. I'm gonna kill him.
Nice. Nice. Nice. Please.
I got it! Goal!
I did it!
I did it!
Nice! Good job!
I killed him!
Nice. Look at that little double tap.
You did it? I'm just gonna shit you.
Yeah, I killed him. I killed him.
I killed him.
Let's see, Hunts.
I'm gonna kill you. Nice!
One more. One more. One more.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm staying back.
I can't hit it. I can't hit it.
Stay back.
Yeah, that's good. That's good. That's good. Whoever's furthest back out of us just always plays bad
No, that was good
Yeah, that's it. Yeah, I got a pump
That was lucky a bad tough my me. No, no, that's bad
That's on me
I'll get it for a game or a game. It's one hundred minutes. Wait a minute. It's one up.
No, I'm gonna hit Cal's, but it's a little bit. Yeah, yeah. It's Cal's, but it's that's a five. It's that's a five.
Let's go, let's go. Aw, shit. You're doing it literally amazing for one day on the game.
Yeah, that's not gonna hit like aerials and shit. No, I told you, you're just not bad.
Oh my god, go deep. Nice. Oh my god.
I got a bump there but it doesn't matter going back I'm in I'm in that Nick yeah
that's a call to call we can win we can win we can win I'm just nervous bro
hey snake I can't think I kill them
I barely missed that shit.
We got this.
Nice.
Okay, so to bounce all of them.
Shit, shit, shit.
Nice.
I killed him.
Nice times are doing great, bro.
Oh my god, he's hit that shit over.
Nice!
We need to get hit here.
Oh!
Mingo, maybe, maybe.
Oh no, no, no.
Oh, maybe maybe. Oh no, no, no
That's no way over
We got a story here, and it we got a score soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got
I've no boost
I
Got this I got this I got this
Shit nice backflip Ryan
Fucking like that's me. That's me. Oh my god, please go in. He's going
That's not a very good
Yeah, you get a snap at a moment. We might have to actually you young dad. Yeah
Focus on your bumps on duty. No one else. Okay, I'm trying for the two fans. I'm not a control this shit
We got to go right here. Come on. Last minute.
That might be. That's all. Yeah, that guy just...
Bro, Kingsman and Yu-Gi are good.
Hums, just fucking Yu-Gi. Or Kingsman. Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay. Bro, it's all in this game. Holy shit, we can still win.
Yeah, even if we win this one. It's best to fight, right? Yeah.
Yeah, I'll win for you.
Oh my god!
Oh shit!
Bro, Yuki's good!
It's okay! It's only one game!
All good!
Stop!
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I'm sorry, it's only one game, best of my life, so I drop, we're good, we're good, we're good.
It's fucking just a fucking aerial, bro, I tried to ram him, he just jumped, he quit.
Alright, we're making Yugi, here's their game plan, okay, Yugi sits in net, Kingsman
plays offense, okay, okay, when they're on offense, try to bump Kingsman, when they're
They're on defense. If you pump, Yugi, we automatically score thumbs because then the
net's wide open. Okay, say less. I got it. I got it now. I understand. We got this shit,
bro. I'm not like first round, like the first half, I try to like hit the ball, but there's
no, I could get it before you guys. No, guys, we're all good, man. We are chilling, bro.
We are going to play more aggressive or more defensive this more aggressive. I think offense
is the best defense and also if we can fucking bump Yugi not even demo him just
bump him they're gonna have no keeper okay all right let's go lock in guys it's
only one game I got this we got this we got this
Miko jump look jump look jump look jump look jump look jump look jump look what I
hit I'm in the game but you're not in the game what I'm looking at your
the connection to game with condo
He's not in the game, he's not in the game, do you pause it?
Uh, I don't, who else hosts? Someone else hosts
I killed him, I killed him!
I'm not doing it now
He's running, he's running his way
Whoever else hosts me, he's a positive, but you know what, I don't have hosts
Tom Steve yet hosts
I can't kill him, I kill him twice!
Tom Steve yet hosts
Uh, how do I, how do I find that out?
Who else hosts?
I find him! Fuck it, fuck it, we're good, we're good
No one's going to talk it
Me go oh my god nice you can't go
Him
I got aggressive. Yeah, yeah, all about offense
No, that's not gonna nice
Are you me go? No, I've blundered it
He missed nice
I
Hit them! Hit them!
It's in the middle, it's in the middle!
I'm on that!
I can't see them! I can't see them!
The best event is on them! Yes! The best event is on them!
I can't hit that Nick! I don't know how to fucking...
Come on, just go back!
I'm gonna like hit it off a little bit and make them like...
Oh
Sorry, sorry, sorry, you're good. You're good. Oh my god. No, no, that's it
See now there's a good breath
But that again, yeah, I don't do I feel do okay. Oh my god. It's a goal. It's a goal. It's a goal
I do that. Do that. Hold you. He's back. Okay. I think it's like if it's looking for good
Go to the bombing on and no, no
Oh my god, perfect assist.
Oh no, hey, what?
Hit that, hit that.
I killed Yuki.
Nice, nice.
Good job, guys.
That's good, that's good.
You're doing so good.
Oh, Nick.
Ryan, get me you and me.
We're good, we're good.
He missed the ball.
I got it! I got it! I got it!
I can't get him again! I can't get him again!
I got a good boost.
Oh shit. He took my boost. Oh good.
I'll kill Yugi! Yugi, I've got her for you!
Come here! Come here!
Ah!
All good. 1-1.
All good. All good. All good.
Good.
Wait, he swarmed from there.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
Please work from there close your eyes, but I don't know how to back live
No, no, that's what the most awkward ones to say Brian
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
those ones are
This is good, bro, do he goes off the wall for yeah, how does he fucking do that?
So did we beat himself?
Like back to playing aggressive
my god you you guys are there you give me go back oh my god yeah stay on it
he's always back just in time okay it's okay we're playing better this game I
like yeah we look good this game that's right I'm here I'm here right
Give me a hand, Joe!
Let me out!
Get the fuck out of me!
God fucking die!
Shit!
It's a good shit.
Chat lock games, please.
Such a good game.
Such an even match.
Such an even match.
Stay in my tournament!
Should I try to go for a ball?
Just keep trying to hit them.
Bro, do you see me?
Just keep going, baby.
I'll kill you!
Stay with us!
You're only lying as you can keep the hunk back there.
Okay!
Oh god.
That was such a good assist.
I
And then whenever you like the closest to the ball you gotta go you gotta be the one to go towards it
Yeah, I'm gonna go closer to sprint to it. I got you go come stand up for this just for a sec
Just for a sec try to get the ball to come okay. All right, we're you're good
Time that's going to you
My baby it's in there now
That's a weird patch for them.
Nice ride.
Right, you get sass now, he's sass, he's panicking.
You run.
Nice ride.
Oh my god.
You get some trouble.
Something like rescue assault.
No harm, no, fuck.
I'm so sorry, I should've jumped.
No, it's okay, it's okay.
We have a minute, we have a minute.
I thought, it's all kind of on me, I thought Mingo was back there.
I thought Mingo was back there.
I thought Mingo was back there.
I thought Mingo was back there.
I thought Mingo was back there.
I thought Mingo was back there.
I thought Mingo was back there.
go with back there.
That's so mean.
That's right, we gotta make this work.
We have three, eight seconds to score.
Yep, yep, yep.
Hums, you can just go for the bunks now.
Let me go stay back.
I'll let you know.
Wait, that's a bad bounce for them!
We have grass, look, grass, look, grass!
Oh, why did they go back like that?
You hit under it a little bit.
I gotta get loose.
Afflict one.
Staying on this.
I
Bungie. Oh my god. I'm gonna kill them
Wait, that's not for you. You did it. You're gonna hit it. Oh my god
This guy's like
How does he do that?
That was actually insane
Like any of the bottom they found a plan
27 seconds, okay?
Mingo, do I hit him or you do?
Mingo, go next.
Did I kill him?
I killed one.
I killed an orc.
We have to score two goals in 18 seconds.
I killed him again. I'm still coming in towards that.
I choked. That was on me.
I mean, it's getting carried by me again.
We need a reverse sweep, we need a reverse sweep, we need a reverse sweep.
We're up, we need a reverse sweep chat, that's the only way to do it.
How can you rank is this guy?
We got this, we got this, we got this.
Our only hope is reverse sweep y'all, that's it.
Okay, okay.
We need a reverse sweep y'all.
It's so hard to take out Yugi because he always sees me coming just jumps.
Yeah, even getting Kingsman is good. Even getting Kingman is good.
Bro, we just literally gotta shut down Yugi, bro.
Yes, our only hope is that we're going to sweep on Yugi.
No, you're good.
No, no, we were winning that game, bro. I fucked up, man. We all fucked up. It doesn't matter. I fucked up a lot.
Yeah, we're at 2-1. We should have played more defense.
Yes, bro.
I
Tell him too hard on trying to kill him as well. I'm just like pay it's a bother
Yeah, bro, if we get up a goal just fucking parked of us just lock it down, bro fully
Also kind of sucked in the beginning cuz we I killed two of them in the beginning
Okay, I'll go left for the for the for the orb first pick. Yeah, that's fine
The left orb in the middle.
Guys, reverse sweep. I was here. I was here.
You got this!
Reverse sweep, baby!
I can actually get lost.
How did you compete against me?
Well, you lagged out, we what?
You're good.
Yeah, I mean, every time it loads, it gets lagged out.
I'm getting run out, though.
Just, I mean...
If I'm scoring, I'll win this count.
When are you back?
It's like, often it's a kidding. I'm loading in.
Oh god, bro.
It's kind of f**king awesome.
I'm in, I'm in.
Alright, we're good.
I'm trying to kill Yugi here.
Wait, what's the matter with that?
Rigo, come.
Yugi's gonna hit that bitch.
I'm going. You go, you go, you go. I'm back.
Nice.
Oh, he's just jumped over me.
Yeah, he's paying attention for you if somebody
That's you right how does he get there what guys literally nasty?
Yeah, you can't do nothing
Wait, what if I double jump as well?
Can I get him in the air?
Yeah, if you hit him in the air, yeah.
Oh, no, bad first bounce.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, yes.
Aw.
You got it.
I'm there, I'm there, I'm there, I'm there.
I need you to trust me, twin.
Oh, no.
I don't dig with it!
Is that you or Dick or me?
You got it?
I got it, you stay next.
You stay next.
Yeah.
You can't do anything right now.
He's kind of locked up.
Waiting.
Alright.
You can hit it, you can hit it right here, that's me.
Nice run, huge, huge, huge, huge, this is a weird spot for them.
I'm blocking, I'm blocking, keep me.
I'll let you get it.
Block in boys, we're looking good.
Oh no.
Oh god.
God, he just like side touches it so good
I mean it was kind of on me, but bro, he scores on that angle
He dodged your car
Yep, he hit it to the side of me
Kind of on me. I have to just bury that in the corner next time time chat. You go Mingo. I got it. I got it
That's like the worst bounce ever
Oh my god, I don't find everybody but you just always back
Oh my god, they're fucking
I'm there I
Predict it. I knew you would do that. I knew you would do that. Oh my god. Oh god. Oh wait, you're good
I'm trying to hit him!
I miss!
You run.
You just double hit it.
I can't get away!
Next time, try to pass him as you can around him.
Oh no, oh no.
Shit.
Go home, go home.
Hit it!
Nice!
Oh fuck!
It's okay.
I demoed Yugi, Ryan we got a score soon.
We gotta go for it, go for it, hit it, that's it!
Yes, yes, yes, that's my fucking team!
Come on boys, that's my fucking team!
Well I can't even know how to get up in there, you know what I'm gonna have to.
Yeah, whenever you try to demo Yugi, he jumps at the last second, pre-jump and you'll demo him, pre-jump.
You might double jump or one time, one time, and he'll die.
Yo, you're just throwing your net! You're just throwing your net!
Head in there.
Play defense.
Oh my man! Mingo, you, you, you.
You're just throwing your ball? Oh god.
He thinks he's still kind of late too, though.
Yeah.
We're good, we're good. We're winning.
All right, Mingo, I'm gonna, I'm gonna play like Keeper mostly.
That's the worst foul for all time.
got it I'm gonna play keeper you try to play offense you just waste their time
and I'll come up with you but I'm gonna be the first time I come up with you now
come up with them homes yeah yeah try to bump them homes or just hit the ball
I'm gonna be the furthest man back okay oh god I'm ass nice Nick I'm coming back
I'm coming back I'm hitting it I'm hitting it I'm hitting it I'm gonna be in that
All right, I'm up a Yu-Gi
I'm going for it
That's good
Who's who are oh my god
Look at where he places it, bro
If it's like not he just knows how to jump to the ball like I can't
I hit it. I hit it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got me. I tried. Guess we're here. I bumped
in brand. Oh my god. I don't know how I did that. Maybe you maybe you have no blues.
Oh no. Go back. Go back. Bro. This kid just scores everything. Oh, he's so good.
It's fine bro, we can still score, alright we got to get aggressive, Mingo try to get
a good touch, I'm going to get the second touch, try to get a good touch, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
how is he hitting the ball mid air like I don't know how to do that I mean love
seconds we could do it hit him and go bro we got swept so it is one of us bro
We were winning game two and winning game three. It's always a storyline man
GG's y'all for real bro, you know
Sorry, no, you're good bro. You're literally brand new you did fine bro. GG's man
Geez, I'm gonna check Joe. I'm gonna check Joe Joe was with mr. Peaky
Wait is Joe winning?
It's Joe winning
Let's recalibrate, you feel much?
Joe's losing 3-0.
Yeah, I feel a Joe crash out coming soon.
Quarter!
Say we can get it.
Oh, I missed.
Wait, we got it!
No, we didn't! No!
You dad tried to kill me, you sneaky devil.
Whoa!
We're good. We're good. We're good. We actually know how to play now. You know what I'm saying now. Yeah, yeah
Mr. Peaky, I like you when you were playing defensive there. I think we were doing good
Jeff the only thing I would say is when you were kind of hovering mid doing nothing for like like waiting for the ball or waiting for
Something to happen. Just go demo goggles. Just run right into it. Just run
I feel a joke
still trying to get the ball.
I feel a joke crash out coming through.
They're just like, JoJo's just sitting in net,
run right the fuck into him.
OK.
Just hit him.
So if I see a free kill, I just full box him.
Yes.
Yes, you do.
Yes.
OK.
Full box him, trap him, and kill him.
Ignore Youssef.
Youssef's their worst player.
Like, don't look.
OK, ignore him.
Don't try to get him.
Yes, he's doing nothing.
Like, he's got a higher score than Youssef.
Yeah, Youssef literally did nothing that whole game.
Okay, good. I understand it. I didn't want to say look I did a save. This is gonna be big.
Joe, this is a series to go. Come on. Yeah. I the only I think I gotta I gotta avoid Joe Joe
better bro chat. We literally choked game two and three. Oh my god.
What am I going to do, press J. When the round starts you just go for the ball.
Oh yeah, okay, sorry.
Wait, what is this?
Is this a clip?
Oh, have eyes.
Nice, nice, thank you, have eyes.
Nice, Mr.P.P.
The little bottles isn't in the game.
Good.
That's really good.
that's good. That's good. We
go. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Go. Go. Go. Nice. Show. I feel
like my old boys. Joe. Pots.
Joe. Pots. Joe. Pots. Oh man.
Oh man. We could have just won
and pretended we didn't notice.
Now I've done this in previous
Rock League events. We'll talk.
We'll make us restart. Can we
Oh, it's because he's in the ocean.
Is he here now?
Let them get a goal back.
Yeah, we'll just give them a goal.
Joe can do it and match up.
Let me just let them score.
He can do it and match up, I think.
Yeah, yeah, no problem.
If they could get a goal, it would be good, but that's not how they go.
He can just...
There we go.
Alright.
Open up.
Just land it right in.
Yo, Rawl, they get a bus get a bus!
Chat, now it's totally like fair.
Who's going?
Either of you, it doesn't matter.
Dude, chat, 345,000 viewers in the Rock and League tournament.
That is crazy, bro. That is literally insane, dude.
Joe, score!
You're so good, bro.
Masterclass! Masterclass!
Joe come on. Oh my god, Joe Joe's locked. Joe's locked. If I get in Joe Joe and goggles use of can't stop
No, you don't you just like losing at them like pretty fast
Okay
GOOOOOOOD
GOOOOOOOD
NOOOOOO
Bro, Youcif's on track, if you think someone will rule one in this game
I'm gonna demo Youcif
JOKER RULE ONE
Wow
That was right up in my head, I didn't even see him coming
It's fine, it's fine
Chad Jordan rule one me I think it about give to WBA
WBA
Jordan rule one instant karma instant karma instant karma
I got it
Dude, I don't know if that wasn't really a full rule one though Chad somebody breaks rule one in this tournament
It's gonna be very controversial very controversial, bro
Joe wins that. Joe wins that challenge. Oh my god, I can't believe I...
Sorry, my fault. I went down the road. Come on.
Everybody bump into me. Everybody bump into me.
Yep, everybody bump into me.
You bump into each other.
Stop fighting, you sift, Jax.
It's doing nothing.
OK.
OK.
It's doing nothing.
He's the worst fighter, just ignore him.
Yeah.
OK.
You want to bump into anybody, bump into anybody, bump into him.
Nice peeky.
Good touch, my peeky.
Go, go, go!
Joe's only down one goal.
This is very winnable for Joe.
Very winnable for Joe.
I'm down.
Whoa.
Take a chain.
Very fucking winnable for Joe.
He's over my head.
How dare he.
Oh, my God.
Mr.
He's.
Oh, my God.
Mr.
He's.
Oh, my God.
Mr.
God, I love Joe, dude.
I can't fucking bro, oh my god.
Okay, we gotta step right.
Okay.
Okay
Oh my god
Wait Joe has a goal maybe
Nice, but it's actually a good job of saving coming back. We'll shout low key not bad. Oh
Oh, you're dead with me, but it's okay.
Miss Biggie's doing a good job- Wait, Joe has a goal.
Show!
Oh!
That's it! We're good!
Wait, wait, that's a goal for Joe.
We should aerial.
I don't know if he could have got there, though, actually.
Bro, Miss Biggie's actually not doing that bad saving it.
I got it. I got it. That's a goal for Joe. Oh, he just bulked him off there chat. Is
Is that smarter than a killer's kid bro?
Is that smarter you think?
No.
No.
Like when you're dribbling it like-
Why am I still trying?
Oh sorry Joe, sorry Joe.
Fuck you suck at the game dude.
They're not even good.
Like the fact that I scored a fucking goal on them.
Bordered!
I got him out the way bro.
Nice.
Oh I got demoed.
Yo this dude is fucking hilarious bro.
Bro, they only lost by two goals.
You should always free cam when you're tripping.
Yeah, you get way more vision like that.
Way more vision.
Okay, we got this, ready.
Oh, well.
Oh, check, you know the part that's like kind of fucking them?
Is there literally a triple bumping gel?
This is great feeding. I tell you Jeff
What were you doing that? I'm trying to like I'm trying to like demo him right now
But I when I every time I did see you trying to demo somebody you're trying to demo you so
Mm-hmm. Don't do that. I'm just Jojo or no literally
Just demo boggles do what you since doing it just run it boggles because I'm just gonna try and solo
Bro Jeff's not even doing well. All right, because he's just annoyed. He's pestering me
You just have to put pressure their primary attackers models Jojo's on their defense
So if you could do what you said's doing to me to boggles then we could win
Okay
Just cuz I I don't think that can go guys
I don't know this is this is okay, right
I'm gonna go out of it. I'm gonna go out of gold. Yo, hey unbiased Lee mr.
Piki had two saves that game. Not bad. When it's low, he makes contact with it consistently.
Low keychat. Unbiasedly. Jeff is doing worse than I thought he would, and Mr. Piki's doing better
than I thought he would. I might have to pause. Oh, is he still okay? I think Sina's winning.
I think it's a bug for boggles because he's OCE he has to rejoin every time dot has lost
like is he fully out I'm rooting for you this is like this is like the worst game ever
Yeah, okay, go to this is not good pure silence, pure silence in these games, brother, I'm
just full sweating and still I score a goal doesn't matter they score four makes you watch
Yeah, you're about to watch us get five
God I love Joe bro, like I just every dude I swear to God I'll never do a tournament without Joe um
We were gonna do this on the 14th and Joe was literally like no I can't and I'm like all right
Well, we're just not gonna do on the 14th cuz
Joe's reactions are so funny and he wants to win so like he tried to win. I will never do a tournament without Joe
I swear
He's so happy right now. He's gonna drag that till the end of time
I got some
Like I will never do a tournament on any game without Joe like the Valorant crash out was fucking hilarious
Yeah
I mean the Valorant crash out was so funny you're not doing that
It's hard it's hard
Mr. Peaky in circles. I literally can't find it bro. Can't find it. Just go
Joe is just in another dimension of rage right now. Wait, that's a goal. Maybe. Nope.
Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Can't score. Who ordered? I killed one. I killed one, bro.
Did he just say fucking two hot? Wait, Joe's got it.
Dude, I don't know if me or Joe have ever won one of my tournaments, bro.
Jeff hit Joe, Jeff hit Joe, he's going to lose it if they score.
Jeff hit Joe.
Bro, I thought Jeff was going to be like the dark horse of the tournament, lying about
strength.
Is that her?
Someone in Joe's chat is rage-baiting.
Joe, I think this is on you.
Sorry?
Wow, that is something.
Do you want the CS tournament, did he?
Wait, so am I the only streamer who hasn't won one of my own tournaments?
That's bad, bro.
Chad, it definitely just falls on me, right? As a gamer.
God, bro, they just all get back, bro, like, and the fact, bro, I played with Juniper before
this, and the fact that he's just-
Ron hasn't either.
...knowing us, it's just, it's actually starting to piss me off.
Like, get out of the goal.
Don't test, but I mean, like...
Like, I mean, like, Don, like, Don says has never played any of them.
This is the first one he played, you know?
Like, I played all of my tournaments, obviously.
I've never won.
How can you do something, brother?
What do you want me to do?
You stupid fuck!
What am I gonna do?
I have 160 points my two teammates have humanively touched the ball this entire match six fucking times six fucking times
I can't do anything
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie like Joe is literally getting triple bumps and the thing is
Jojo and boggles
Jojo and Boggles are both like solid.
Yusuf isn't, but they're like solid.
Jo is individually better than both of them, but it doesn't really matter because they're both solid.
I'm not gonna run.
Oh, Jo did one at R6, don't you?
Yeah, he won my 2v2 tournament like two years ago.
Nice.
Alright, he scored.
Or Jo.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Good shit.
welcome to my show easy thank you for the prime
alright
is the other just constantly trying to demo him like he's asked to wait that's an aerial
Bro, just- Joe doesn't airy all that much.
Bro, cause one, Joe's trying to like, not get hit and then two, yeah.
Bro, sorry I was looking for vocals.
I was running around too fast.
Yeah, I was- I'm just selling bro, in my bag right now.
He's still coming.
Bargain's in silly headset.
Call JoJo, where are you JoJo?
What am I going to do there?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
No, you're right.
I am from the
Sorry, sorry, sorry
No, you're right
Just to my head
I'm so happy
It's over
Yup, use of just run in to me the entire time.
Put fucking Shachi BT on the game, it'll do better than him.
Ffff!
Hit that in, hit that in!
Oh my god!
Wait, not open yet!
Not open yet!
Senna and Dante's are 1v1'ing and shit talking to each other? Wait, really?
Wait, hold up, this lagged.
I wanna watch the end of this, and then I'll watch that.
Guys we did that
Nice good job, bro, I think yeah, it's a sweep it's sweet
Nice unless they can get a gold now maybe this chance
Okay, oh
Show would have scored that if you didn't wait, that's a goal. That's a goal. That's nice
I have to watch this.
Oh my god.
GG's.
Sorry, Joe.
You're good.
I don't want to put you in that.
You got the run to the litter, I'm afraid.
Sorry.
You guys did well, you did about as what I expected, I think it went better than I thought.
Going into it, I thought there was a chance that we would get like 10-0.
We got some goals, I had fun, I'm sorry I wasn't able to do that.
I saw, bro, I'm so sorry.
You're good, you're good.
You can play Rocket League, I mean you can play Fortnite with Jeff one day and he'll carry you to a win easily.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know I'm saying
It's game in shit, bro
I'm so sorry Joe
Good rest of your day
Yeah, it's huge. Oh, yeah. Nice to meet you guys. Yeah. Nice to meet you guys
All right
Yeah, that one about what I expected it to
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's just like I think in Rocket League, dude, I don't I need I need a duo.
If I don't have a duo, I can't do anything.
So I'm just ball chasing and I'm basically trying to solve like every game was use if
demoing me and I thought Jeff was going to be better than he was in goal.
And Joe Joe's basically their best player in terms of not rank, but like he has no he
has no bad paying and he's flat to so it's like I'm already on a 1v1 in that sense.
Fair matched and then now I'm getting demoed and I'm trying to dribble the ball past fucking two other people
It's like there there's so many inch instances where I'm just I'm just one be threeing like and
It's alcove. No, like I I think
Why does Joe read that their skill whether like I don't I didn't really why does Joe read that like come on
It's just like if I'm sitting there and I'm flat to and then my two teammates are lowest ranked bronze and unranked I
I can't, what am I supposed to do?
There's no team aspect of the team game, you know what I mean?
Like I need somebody, if I had somebody that was like gold three
or gold one, even like the worst rated gold,
highest rated silver, like there's instances
where they could set me up, I could set them up.
Like I'm sitting there and I'm telling Jeff,
like, hey, you gotta go demo.
He's just like literally driving.
If you watch the replay, he's driving in circles
around Mr. Vicky, not going for a demo.
When he is going for a demo, he's just boxing Yousif.
And they're just hitting each other.
I'm like, OK, so that's just already gone.
It's doing nothing.
That's not helping me.
It's not getting rid of either of the good players.
Right?
So I don't know.
I did not expect to win that game.
Angry much?
I'm not mad.
I was mad in the moment because I hate losing,
but I knew I would lose.
Like, I was not.
There was no part of me going, in my head,
I went, best case we win one game.
Like, I did not think there was a worldwide win three in a series of five.
Yeah, I, I, in my head, I went best case.
Yeah, I think like my honest opinion is that Jeff was way worse than I thought
I was going to be because Jeff also did it to himself.
I don't know how Joe always has like the most demonic team comps ever.
Here's my text messages with Jeff.
Here's my text messages with Jeff.
Yo, let's do a Rocket League 1v1 March 4th. So like, I'm assuming he already has played the game
June 15th. Yo, I'm down for that Rocket League tournament. I said, what's your rank?
Platinum 3, please get me in. And then he's not like, did he think that he had to be a high rank to play?
I was like, Locke, you're in. Then 10 minutes before the tournament starts, he goes,
uh, I got news, guys. I'm not Plat 3. I'm bronze. But then it's like, he's also still Jeff.
He's also still Jeff right so like I was the 49 pro bro Jeff was like he was getting like 80 points a game
Like I'm not even getting if Jeff was like
somewhat solid I think Joe
Comes close to being that team or maybe went set me up and I would like I wasn't upset mr. Peaky did better
Than I thought he was this is what I said mr. Peaky did fine all or some shit mr. Peaky did well
like
Jeff did his jet did it for I've drafted Jeff because I was like oh he's down playing his ability said he was flat
He's probably silver. I get I get in call. He's like I'm on ranked. I've never been I've never played rated and I go
oh my god and
First game like he hit the ball a few times he was bumping people, but it's like I don't even know the way Jeff was driving
Made it feel like when I was watching plaque boy max play not on ballcam
just like full just driving like I don't it was he on ball cam was anybody
watching Jeff like it it felt like he was just driving around
every time I saw him he was sitting in mid what do mr. Peaky say we go here we
go so thank you you guys on the right thank you very much for following I know
the clash royalties was ages ago wasn't it thank you thank you for following one
of the cost
Right here we go right thank you lucky gaming thank you for following I've got
guys following mr. Peaky did good like bro mr. Peaky didn't do but he was getting
like two three saves a game I'm not even kidding Jeff did like Joe picked Jeff
too early but I understand why he did it because Jeff like it's Jeff and he
lied I don't know why he lied uh Joe called me yo Joe what's up man
yo saw your attack into the stream what did I ask how did your game go
we got swept we had it yo Yugi's fucking insane
like I can comfortably say Yugi's better than me
um we basically got swept we lost every game we were winning
We were winning Game 2 and Game 3. We were winning both the games, and we got to that.
Hums literally downloaded the game an hour ago, so we just told him to bump and get boosted. He did fine.
That's what you said was absolutely fine. This is what I was saying. I don't know if you're tapping on this part, but Mr. Tiki did not do that about it.
They're making fun of us.
Dock multiple saves, did as good. If not even as good, better than the last pick would.
You know, even Jeff's leading for a bottom pick.
Yeah, would you say Jeff was worse than Peaky because Peaky was in that
Yeah
off. Like, yeah, I mean, I don't know what I thought it would. It's like, my cats sitting
here saying you got to do something. I'm like, bro, I'm literally I have used it for
planning the app demo. I need JoJo's a plant sitting in goal and bottles is arioling around
the place. It's like, how am I literally have to like get the ball past all three of them
without getting hurt? Like it's not I did it twice, but it's like, I'm not going to win
a game doing that, you know? Yeah. I'm saying I need it. I think you need to play it. Like
who was your first thing?
Uh, Mingo, he's not ranked, but Mingo is like very solid. Like Mingo, I think Mingo had
more goals than I did. Like Mingo was fine.
No, and that's good. Do you need it? You just need a teammate that you could do. Like that's
what I was, all I was telling my chat, I'm like, do you, in a two, in a three to three,
you need at least one person that could help you set a ball up or you could set them up.
It's like, I didn't even do that because it's like,
what am I going to rip the ball off the corner
and be like, it's center.
Like, they're not going to, they're,
it's definitely aerial at all.
I don't know if he had the ball came on
and Mr. Biggie was kind of just being like a goalie for us.
He did good at it, but it's just like,
I'm not going to send anybody up, you know?
Yeah, Mr. Biggie did better than I thought.
He had a lot of saves.
He did good with the low balls.
He couldn't really get up there, which is understandable.
I mean, just.
No, but it's like, he's still like,
it was better having him than not having him.
Whereas I genuinely think there's probably like three
or four people in this tournament that it's like,
they're doing more harm than the other team.
Yeah.
Yugi, by the way, like if Yugi loses, I would be shocked.
Like this happens to me in every tournament,
but I swear to God, I play against the winner
of the tournament 80% of the time in the first round.
Yugi is literally insane.
And then on top of that, Kingsman was solid.
Kingsman got gold in once.
Yeah, I think that that's like golden ones. He's like
He can like he can it black if you get golden ones you can get fucking platinum and twos or threes for sure
You give a saving like absurd shit and then he was shooting on like weird angles and scoring like you use a plat 3 skill level player
And then Kingsman is gold and then um Martin was just bumping
Oh
Yeah, well, that's what everybody's doing like they have use it like I think most things are making your bottom to your player
Just pay other people. Yeah, it's the strap. It's ever distract. Um,
But yeah, bro, do you want to watch the other games with me? Are you good enough?
I'm gonna fuck off dude. I hope you have a wonderful night. Yes, sir. Um,
Yeah, I mean, dude, I don't know. I love these tournaments. I just like I'm waiting for a day that I'm like
like dead, they're good team, you know?
And even like, I could have done better.
Like I'm not gonna sit here and be like,
oh, it was only my team.
Like bro, I was supposed to do the best tap in
and like I got like two fucking goals.
So it's like, I could have done better.
Yeah, I think for the um-
I think Jeff would have been unfair.
Yeah.
I think he would have got so angry with you
after you took that scene.
I think if you had done skate draft,
I would have gotten,
I would have been able to get like Jeff and Jackie Rondo
and then I probably would have had-
And then dad, dad, you would be on a team with Mr. Peeke.
You want to find Mr. Peeke.
Um, before you go, I wanted to ask you about this too.
Um, July 5th, I'm doing that fortnight one.
And I think what I'm going to do is just one pro per team, like every, it's one
pro, one creator, period builds and then my idea for it.
This is my early idea, but I'm going to have like, I'm going to have it tier one
pros, tier two pros,
tier three pros, and then same thing with creators.
So like, tier, like, so like, for example, like,
tier one creator would be like fucking Ron or Lacey,
and they would get like the worst pro imaginable.
And then like, tier two, tier two creator would be like,
you or like me, and then like tier three.
The only thing that you're not accounting for is like,
If you have one throw versus block, bro, exactly,
you know how like in this Rocket League tournament,
it's like foreign ball shit,
how like the worst players
doesn't drop around demoing people?
Like you're just gonna be like running in the boxes
with like how the throw games are gonna go.
It's probably gonna be like,
why don't you do my own shit,
don't even sit in boxes and you just shoot down
the other people's bills, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it could be better though,
cause it's like, you still like,
Chat, could a creator help a pro with like maths and rotations and shit?
I'm gonna have Aussie help. Yeah. Yeah.
But like, I think this is what I want to do for like four nights.
So like, Peterbot, for example, literally would be on a team with like fucking Marlin or like max or like most Polos, literally.
Yeah, but it's like then I think the only thing is like he takes chips.
It's gonna be to that take your bot simulator like cause they're all just gonna die and he's not gonna res them.
Yeah, it's just gonna be a one be like that. That's the only thing that I would say like I'm not trying to say oh bad idea like I get you would be there's just like
Making a genuine fair
Concentrator fortnight tournament where you have pros. It's like that's such a skill gap game. That's like it's
Unfathomable how much better he is than anyone else that
Yeah, he was just so like he would let marlin die and then marlin would just walk Peter hop play
Like that's how that would work
Yeah. Yeah. So, but like,
why would he rest in?
Why would he have a risk going to a fucking reboot band,
saying where he is, exposing his spot?
Like, it's just like, if you're a pro,
I think any pro for that matter,
unless you're with a content creator,
like, like, are you saying Rob's a tier four pro or a tier one content creator?
He'd be like tier one CC,
like him and Lacey would probably be it.
Yeah. Like, in that sense,
I get them maybe working with it,
but it's like, bro, the bottom tier,
I'm like, I can't see a three or four and it would be like, I don't know, I might, I might sit that one out.
No, but, but like, dude, cause then if we do no pros, how do we do it with like, cause then the other problem
You have to do a zero belt tourney. It's like, cause zero belt is astral and you add pros. It's no job. It's like,
But bro, Lacey did a program and it was good and like the team you listen Joe listen, please listen
Lacey did this with pros one pro one creator and I thought oh Peterbots gonna win
It's Peterbots doesn't matter like none of the players matter
But Peterbots was on a team with I think it was max right and bro. They didn't win. It was like Jason and canada one
It's because Jason was like
It's a high tier content creator and a lower tier pro.
So it's just like you're out of food and you want advantage.
So I get what you're saying, but it's like,
like dude, you in that tournament,
it makes you you're gonna be doing
a fucking pro-loss party, brother.
You're gonna be spectating your teammate, right?
Yeah.
They're not gonna rescue you.
I don't know, I'll figure it out.
But I think, I don't know.
I think Macy did it and it was fun.
Like it added like a sweaty element to it,
but we could also do none.
I don't know.
I'll think about it, I'll think about it.
I'm gonna ask Ozzie about it.
All right, well, I hope you have a good rest of your game,
brother.
Thanks for inviting me yet again,
and I'll catch you later, bro.
Yep, enjoy your night, Joe.
Peace out, bro.
Peace.
Check, he's not really wronged.
I don't know.
I'll talk about it after this tournament.
But okay, so this is Semis.
I'm expecting Yugi just fucking stomps this team.
But I could be wrong.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
The balls far away.
So it's, oh no, this is JoJo and Boggles again.
Who's Yugi playing?
No!
I'm down here, I'm down here, just in case.
Who's Yugi playing?
Oh you guys not playing yet, you guys not playing yet.
Oh my, dude I have the worth to death, oh holy shit my death perception is so bad.
Wait Joe's still alive?
Sorry.
Joe get off?
I don't know.
He's sad?
I'm not mad at him man.
I knew he would lose.
Who's sad?
Who said I just wish he was flat out about saying he was unranked because the one player that I was able to draft
Jeff I could have drafted like a silver and maybe had a different outcome Jeff sad I
Really don't know
Don't soak my game you barely touched
it's not that bro I just get very affected by like not it's just like
bro I don't know explain it bro yeah but why'd you say y'all probably watch the
stream and y'all probably see me be like y'all probably see what they say to me
but like in my head I overthink a lot bro I don't know explain it
Joe not mad he knew your team was gonna lose no bro no chat stop overthinking
guys overthinking is years of conditioning you can't just reverse you
can't you can't just reverse years of conditioning it takes time and steps you
know I'm saying what's you have said about it's just a rocket league tournament
you said you were a plat. I already said it. I already said it. I said I was a plat because
I didn't. Oh my god, bro. Chess is raging in my shape right now. Chess is raging in
Bro Jeff don't be sad bro
Bro Rock League is a tournament high ceiling game. No, bro. Four nights harder than Rock League. I don't know. Why do you guys keep?
That's kind of a hot take I don't know. I don't actually know it's close, bro. I would say
Yeah, what games harder for night at Rock League I would say
Mechanically they're identical like Rock League is so hard mechanically four night is so our mechanically
Fortnite does take a little more strategy than Rocket League does so I would I would say overall
Maybe fortnight is like slightly harder Rocket League's really hard. Holy shit Russell. You're fucking insane
Wait they're beating this game. It's in my way. Oh my god. Oh my god
Chat tell you get a start by the way you should start now
Tell you get to start his game. It's best of five
Okay, I'm backing up in the goal
Joe's getting our Joe's son, but he's getting off now
Okay, check models check models
Let's say he's locked put it on net we've got this
I'm not going to go for it. I'm not going to go for it. I'm just going to go for a boost.
Nice. I got a boost now. I can go up. Oh, I missed. I missed. I thought I was in. Nice.
Oh, that's on. Oh, that's a goal. What? Yes. Oh, fuck. Wait, don't go. Look at your
Oh wait wait, okay, nevermind wait
Yes, yes, yes, I'm going boost
Nice
Is that a glitch or no nice? Don't get out back. I'm back
But I'm sad that I lost again. I'm going I'm going always fucking wait a minute. Yeah, nice
You just if you can just go like annoy them we go like 10th bro just annoy them just annoy them always lose my tournaments
Bro, I always lose. I tried so hard to bro
I tried so hard to draft good and play good, but I just don't think I played good enough
But I lose every time bro, it doesn't matter what game it is. I just always lose I
Lost League I lost Valorant. I lost CS. I lost Marvel rivals. I lost Rocking
I lost R6. I lost Rocket League again. I lost R6 again
Like dude, I just always lose
Chas that you doing did that you win at least let's check Danny did that you win oh
Danny's on FIFA
Danny's on FIFA opening packs. She's still there
DDA drop though, so I'm gonna assume
Danny lost cuz he's on
I'm gonna assume they got first round it. What about you me? I know you me like it's good
It's like flat I think oh
Yugi started Yugi started how's you me doing? What's you means team again? I don't keep forgot what his team was
Playing back to
back no way it was there yes no yes so this is their stress this is what he
did when you when he was playing with me so you he's gonna play D but then
whenever like we like fully commit he's gonna come up for that yeah Yuki's a
lot to deal with bro that fucker Yugi was getting like three saves three goals
a game we still almost beat him bro twice we really had to be twice yeah I
My team was good what I wish I did though is I wish I did what you did if I looked back on it, bro
I wish chat. I just played defense and then went up
Wow missing every boost. Holy shit. It's yummy. Not you me. Yeah, sorry. It's just League of Legends and it cooked me
Yeah, oh my god, he's actually just waiting and then hitting it every
Yeah, no, yeah, yes, we didn't need someone to see that bro. Do you see this shit chat?
This is what we were dealing with this what we were dealing with bro. I'm telling you man
You these can end up winning the fucking tournament. This happens every time every time
time. I always lose in the first round to the team that ends up winning. I swear to
God. Oh shit, Kingsman's getting up too. And Kingsman's not bad. Whoa. What was that?
Don't you hear that?
All right, I'll just go past this.
I'm gonna go past this.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back.
You have to play up for a little bit.
Oh, that shit lagged, bro.
Okay.
Why did Yugi get a pick before you and Joe?
I just assumed Yugi was slightly worse, but I was wrong.
Yugi is unbiasedly better than me.
I don't know about Joe, but he's better than me, where he was saving everything and scoring
like on the weirdest angles ever.
I can do that, but not as consistently as he was doing it.
All right, that ball's coming.
I'll just say you never fucking do it.
He's fucking bringing us three goals this game.
Oh, fuck, that's mean.
All right, I'm going to try to go for some demo right now.
Three goals, guys.
That is insane.
Yeah, they're fast.
Holy shit, this is completely different.
This is crazy.
Bro, they got to play Deji.
Oh, my god, I wish.
Deji and Danny are in.
I wish, bro.
Nice.
Mr. Harky.
We'll shoot that.
Godly.
I wish.
Chat two minutes until y'all get the sky blue after the winter, bro.
Two minutes if y'all started watching at five.
If y'all started watching at five. Chat two minutes, bro. Two minutes, y'all.
Check it some W's in the chat for rockin' league, yo, 353,000 viewers.
That is insane.
Yeah, for some of y'all that's not two minutes, it just depends when y'all tuned in.
But if y'all tuned in at five, two minutes, bro, check W's in the chat for rockin' league.
W rockin' league, man.
Yeah, he's playing on the back right now, goal.
bro yeah okay they got ops in my fuck this game looks chopper I think yummy
loss let's check center hurry oh close game very close very close
close to finish
heading back and heading back
How long is the stream going for um, oh
Probably as long as the tournament so maybe another two hours. I might stream after just so y'all could get dropped
Yeah, I'll stream longer, but yeah, probably a while. That's what I'm gonna go beat
I killed him I killed him at least
Okay, okay, okay, um guys, I don't want to blame it on the depth perception, right?
Chill, relax, I'm getting no boots, I'm getting hit over and over again.
What's wrong?
It's fine.
Raffle?
Oh, I missed it.
Oh.
I got it.
I got it.
Oh no, you got to block that.
I got it, I got it.
Oh, I'm going up there, and I got hit again.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, that was amazing!
Why the fuck would you hit that? God damn it!
You didn't jump right there?
No!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
Guys, guys, wait, bottles scored?
Did Sina mess up?
Did the ball go that high?
Did Sina mess up?
Oh my god, I might be ass. I might be ass.
Why are y'all having Mike question mark?
Okay, so they have Sina playing goalkeeper.
So interesting.
Some teams will send the noobs to just like demo the whole time,
the whole time, but they actually have Sina in goal. Also, Joe did that with Mr. Piki.
I don't think we should have did that and then just have chat. What's more important?
Is it more important to have a new demo or sit in that?
What do y'all think, bro?
God, this is crazy. Okay, so we're down too, right? We need to win.
Demo or sit in that?
They need to win one more. We need to win three.
Bro because I feel like some of those like dude those goals could have been but I just don't know if I trust hums with saved
Demo and boost deal. Yeah, so if I trust hums with safety just got the game, you know what I mean
I just don't know. I just don't know you guys. I'm loving this team chemistry right now. This is good.
buy them I'm liking the blood
of Thomas Schiff I don't hear the words that this ever again.
I mean, I mean, here's a thing though.
And what it was, my death perception is what I was saying.
It was my death perception is a point I was trying to make.
Peterbots lie.
Do you think the other team wants to kill themselves?
Now they saw how bad they did and how tracking streaming.
No, that was terrible.
Is there a vet today?
I don't like response chat. I don't like respawns
it's all you nice oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
oh wait you're gonna pause you're gonna pause it you're gonna pause it pause it
wait what do we pause it pause pause again pause again pause again what about pause pause it
who you have a tuna i don't have it
Yo, they just seem to go give match admin and then pause and they give them a goal pause then match up again
Okay, but why are they still playing them till I'm gonna stop playing
Somebody's got a positive damn
I
Chat one of them has paws surely right like you sis
You know, can you pose it? I don't I'm not admin. I'm not admin
Okay, chat the rocket league drops and at 10 p.m. ET boys 10 p.m. ET y'all
So y'all still have three more hours to get it three more hours
10 PM ET.
Oh, you got it.
Okay.
You got it.
Good shit.
All right.
Back out.
Back out.
Back out.
Holy.
Bro, am I, am I lost?
Doesn't one of them have to get the pause or no?
Am I tweaking or it's not working?
What?
Doesn't one of them have to get the pause though?
so lost I'm so lost bro okay okay what is the let me see let me see what yeah
I'll stream till 10 yes I'll stream till 10 but that's when the drops and epic
sad. Tempe on Eastie Eastie Eastie.
I'll allow it. I'm gonna be honest. I'm just happy we didn't get first
rounded. So
yeah, it must be nice to not get first rounded.
Are we rejoining? Must be nice to not get fucking first rounded, man.
Yeah, let's check on Yugi is Yugi still just kicking the shit out of that other team. Let's see
So the center
You got that
Still here watch out. Okay. I don't know you got it. No this game is close. Okay. Okay. This game is closed
I
Will let them
Haram what does that mean the haram ball? What does that mean?
Beautiful boys
Beautiful beautiful beautiful. We should be up three. You like it ultra defensive
Yeah
I'm looking if they hit it to the center for a Yugi is just like you for it. Yeah, but they haven't got a lot of gold in this series
I've got it. No
I felt we are there
We got to be composed fuck
More
Don't guys is watching your chat ask Dom Tedz if he wants to join call with me
Don't that's what a joint little dual cast
Get me close out of some of these I have a bunch of strings pulled up
I'm going for the this please no bro relax bro just get it just clear
that's what it up bro bro did you lose what happened I got into the center
GenC, it's even worse than you think.
Oh my god, you don't know what's going on!
What's going on?
I got first rounded and then I said,
let's get out the game, so then I 1v1'd her,
and then I lost the 1v1 to her.
So you got first rounded,
said Senna was shit,
1v1'd her, and then lost.
Am I going to be honest?
That was one of the most generational
or losses I think I've ever occurred on the planet.
the planet. How did you go? How did you just go? Dude, I have a bad feeling that the team
that we played first round is going to win the tournament and we were beating them in
game two and three and lost both. But bro, what rank is fucking Yu-Gi bro? Because this
guy is smashing everything. Um, I think I don't know. Check. Can you check stats on
Rocket League. I think like high platinum, but I don't think he really plays rank that much
Dude, I'm watching this guy play and it is unreal the shit. I'm seeing
It's not even about his like
It's not even about his
Gale, it's more about like his strategy is smart and I wish I did it. I wish I did it
He just what's the strategy? Watch what he does. Okay. So he sits in the back
He does not commit to anything unless it's pushed up in the half
He sits in that and he makes sure that he's the one that gets all the saves and then as soon as they overextend
He runs past them and scores
Like look, he's always there for those saves
Well, he really has like the perfect timing on everything too. Holy shit, bro. It's all perfect. Don't ask I cleared it
You know, this is like beyond
It's fucking crazy, bro. Are you excited to come to my house, bro? It's in seven days by the way seven days
Dude, listen, James here, I'm gonna be honest, there's something we gotta talk about.
Talk to me, bro.
Okay, so every time I've gone to other countries for contents, right, I always make a tweet
where I say country name, I am in you, right?
So it's like Korea, I'm in you, Europe, I'm in you.
And then it's a picture of me, like on the ground, almost like thrusting inside the ground,
right?
one. Whoa. Did you break rule one? Whoa. Whoa.
Did you don't see that?
Yeah.
Wait, is that a DQ? Listen, so rule one, it's basically like this rocket league code that
I think has been a thing for chat. How long is the dawn of rocket league where if you
get stuck in a car, you don't stop until the play ends. But he broke it.
Okay, but it's not like a DQ because he broke that rule. No, it's not a DQ
But you're just supposed to honor rule one. It's supposed to give you bad karma
Okay, gosh, yeah, so who do you think is gonna win the tournament? I
Personally believe Yugi's gonna win the tournament and I have two reasons why
Yugi's defense is really good. His offense is really good too
But he also has Kingsman who's like a gold caliber player in once and basically the rocket league
rule is if you can get gold in once you can get plat in twos so I feel like they
have two plat players and they're really the only team with two plat players so
bro you you know what the thing about rocket league is bro it feels like when
you're playing league right if you're playing in a team setting yes you can
solo carry with the right conditions right but in rocket league it really
feels like the best player on your team can just fucking dominate the entire board
Yes
So he said you these platinum three guys at the tip top of flat bro, okay, but don't that sorry continue with what you were saying
They won they won this third third in the finals now
Continue we were saying so what I was saying is when I go to Florida
I'm gonna need to make a tweet called Jinxie. I am in you and then it's just gonna be me on top of you
Well, that's what I was gonna tell you is you're gonna wait
You're gonna be here in the nighttime of the 27th, right?
Yes. Okay. Like, Dantez, we should go to like a steak dinner and get wine and like
move each other up. Okay, so we could do that. I'm a hundred percent down, but there
was something I actually wanted to tell you about that might change everything
for you. What? On the night of the 27th at 11 p.m. Eastern,
No, it's not.
Faker will be playing against North America and MSI.
Okay, we gotta watch that, so we gotta watch that.
So what if GenC, hear me out, what if we brought the steak dinner date to your room while MSI
was playing?
So wait, when you land, can you tell me what time you land?
ummm...
it's a...
is it before that?
we could watch faker?!
yeah, it's before
oh my god!
bro, but it's not just watching faker, bro
it's faker vs north america, dude!
oh my god, bro
chat, we have to watch that
27th? I'm there, brah, I'm there, let's do it
man, I think it's gonna be a fuck time to fun, bro
and like, maybe if you want, you can even ask your chat for ideas that we can do, you know?
Yeah, like chat, we're gonna do workout streams in the mornings, but is there anything else
that I want to do?
Maybe muckbangs.
Muckbangs are good.
People like that was wrong.
Okay, we're gonna do- Bro!
What if we did like challenges?
Like eating like 30 nuggets in one sitting.
Ah, that sounds disgusting.
But sit on them, lost, game one.
Oh my god!
She knows the more.
She knows the lore!
Dude, the final is gonna be Boggles and JoJo.
But how the fuck did JoBart get eliminated though, real talk?
His team just had one bronze, one- his team had two bronzes, and he played his team with
two plats.
Boggles' team has two plats.
Hey Boggles, don't worry!
I didn't wanna play with Boggles!
Don't worry!
It's like, wait, is Boggles just like killing her over and over again?
He's trying to rage bait, Serra.
Dude, it's like he can rage bait Yusuf, now he just rage baits her.
Dude, all she has to do is just jump over the car though, Chaz.
Tell her to jump.
And then he's like out of the play for two seconds.
Wait, Jamesy!
Okay, okay.
So Jamesy, quick question, quick question.
No, you have jobs until 10, right?
10 PM, yes, yes.
But this tournament is not lasting past like 8, so what are you going to do after?
I'm probably going to play Rocket League, bro, I'm probably going to play Rocket League
until 10.
Oh shit, okay, okay, okay.
What's the highest rank you ever got?
In Rocket League, Platinum 3, but it was Lemicky, let me explain why.
I got Platinum 3.
Realistically, my highest skill unbiasedly was like Platinum 2 in 2s.
And I got Platinum 1 in 1s. I did get Platinum in 1s.
But, okay, it was Lemicky because I played with pros, these guys named Zen and Vatira,
and they're like the best players in the world, literally.
They got me to champ, and then I texted Epic to reset my rank so I could play with my friend,
Because the right disparity fucked it up for I could believe my friends
So then epic reset my rank
But then the thing is they reset my rank to gold and I was getting like a hundred elo per win and loss
So basically what ended up happening
Was I was just literally like flying up like getting and then I got good teammates and I got about three
So realistically in my prime of rock league. I'm like platinum to skill. I got platinum one-in-ones though. Oh
Shit
not bad at this game though. I'm not terrible. I'm not like a total noob but I'm not good.
Like I can kind of aerial a little bit. Did we not? Well yesterday with Squishy I was doing like
aerial dribbling all the way from one net to another on my first 30 minutes of playing.
No you weren't. Okay awesome. I'm fine with that. Can you even do that shit or no? I feel fine going
Ariel dribbled no no way
Okay, so Senna's team just lost so does that mean now boggles is in the finals
It's 2-0. I believe I think they have to win one more time
But yeah, it's gonna be the finals is gonna be boggles Yugi and it's kind of interesting because they're the only teams with two blacks
So it's sort of interesting like chat. Who do you guys think's winning?
I'm going to go Yu-Gi though, because Bargos on OCE Pay, 40 more minutes, I'm going to
stream till 10pm, so that's when the drops end, that's when the drops end.
Yeah, because don't forget Jinx, the problem is that if Bargos wins, you're actually going
to have to give him money.
Yep, I did not forget.
I did not forget.
Wait, what if you just scammed him?
No, I would get like canceled.
Wait, speak, I'm getting killed.
But no, Jack, Kingsman got golden ones.
Kingsman's realistically like, low black.
Okay, I think, and here's the thing.
I think I got gold.
Wait, Jinxy, as we are getting canceled,
were you seeing the new, the new cancellation threads
on a certain streamer?
A streamer got canceled?
No, who?
Over Mekka Chameleon.
Who?
Buddha.
No question is, you guys just won't believe this.
Jinxy, he had an Alice up a thread at the top,
And then he's been getting cancelled with like 10k like tweets all over Twitter because that one could have been killed
XQC and Mecha Chameleon
Say you swear to God bro
That's swear to God they're saying that he uses trigger bot in Mecha Chameleon
I don't believe you let me look it up and you want me to link it to you
Link it link it link it link it
of the other enough.
Yeah, I'll do it.
Damn, GZ all around now, God.
I want you to read the title.
Oh, Sinaloa, sad, sad.
Wait, you typed it? You typed it?
Yeah, look in Discord.
And then read the title of the thread.
XQC asks for Muda,
admitted cheater to get kicked.
Muda POV looks like Triggerbot.
Alright, explain what Triggerbot is before I watch this.
Okay, so essentially what it is, right, is that XQC was hiding in a way where you literally
could not tell where he is, right, like you cannot.
Moodle walked past two bushes that he just didn't even acknowledge, and then randomly
in the third bush, exactly where XQC was, he randomly pulls the trigger and kills XQC.
So Triggerbot is like the second there's somebody on your cursor, you shoot at them.
Okay let me stay.
Let me stay.
Straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight, straight.
I like how you put candies on your character.
Left, left, left, left.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Just keep it up. Just keep it up.
It's reborn.
Just keep it up.
He's in the cheater as I'm funny.
It's so lame.
Like he's such a cheater.
He's so lame.
He was in the area and you shot bushes instead.
straight left left left left
straight straight straight straight I like how you put panties in the character
wait wait wait wait wait wait hold up I'm out of you
bro if he's using triggerbot in mecha chameleon I've seen it all I've seen it
I like how you put panties on it Bro, but you don't really see anything.
Bro, you see what I'm saying?
Ask your Chad, type 1 if they think it was sus and he was actually cheating in a friend's
friend slot game. Time to be innocent.
Alright guys, the finals. Boggles vs Yuuki. Now these are the two teams with two platinum
players on each of them. Now the thing is that Boggles is playing on high ping though
So we need to keep that in mind for this for this fight. All right, nice
So JoJo's able to actually get a gold so he manages to bring the score to 1-0
Well, this is crazy
I'm gonna be honest you guys watching good rocket league players is actually unbelievable
Because like when you first stop playing the game, you're so bad, right, but it's like it's insane
Oh
No, it's water here water here
No, I was what a demo
Whenever you see Bruce I still that boost to what a shot
You're the guard! Holy fuck! Legacy Jar Jar! Legacy Jar Jar!
Knuckles Knuckles Knuckles Knuckles
I was just kidding! What?
You need my blues!
Knuckles Knuckles
Let's fucking go boys
Bro, I'm gonna be real, like, what rank is fucking JoJo, bro?
This guy's literally annihilating every lobby
We got somebody at that! Please!
Oh god, fuck it up brother.
Oh god, that's so good, that's so good.
I got it, I got it.
I'm going, I'm going.
Nice. I'm in mid, I'm in mid right now.
You got it, you got it. I'm in a boost.
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. No, I go. I go. I go. I go.
I
Show show show nice right on it nice I got I got not oh over my head
nice
U.S. One versus Australia a few days ago in FIFA if Australia loses again in the most refined rocket League tournament of
2026 it's not looking good for their country favorite snack ever pretzels peanut butter in a class of
Deadass shock boggles is winning. I'm not even joking
Dude Jamesy, you know what I was just realizing though what I'm back. I'm back. You guys
U.S. one versus Australia in the World Cup, bro a few days ago if
Bargles loses this then Australia is on a generational or a loss. Do you understand?
Yes, literally. Yeah
I missed oh, he missed through I'm still not that I can't yep on the 27
should I be like just streaming until you arrive and then we watch faker like
how do you want to do it
okay we can do it in one of two ways either you can stream all the way cuz
like I'm gonna be there like a few hours before the the faker game so either you
could end and then we could go out like do something whatever just like chill and
then after go live for the game and then like start the 24-7 already sleeping on
camera the night of the 27th or or you just stream until the game and then
afterwards like uh like after the game ends then we just go offline and then we
start the next morning so whichever one you want to do okay I must admit oh
Jeff watch you playing good for 200 pink just do IRL buddy you think I'm gonna
miss faker faker versus n18 are you done i've never got to see him play holy
shit have you ever even watched like highlights of him yeah you guys are
playing so well jingsy who's the faker of rocket league
I don't know who would you say I think like
Then is the most known but then it's only one one one thing but then it's like
Then he's the best then he's the best rocket player. Then is the best
So it how is the only one one of these the best?
Does his team is ass, bro?
His team is ass.
2 overs closer, 2 overs closer.
No, that is the ass, bro. That ass.
Wait, are there no like 1v1 tournaments in Rocket League that he could actually win versus?
They could submit a triple application for the year.
There was, okay.
There was one...
There was a Rocket League tournament today in 1v1s and he got second place.
But like, the thing about 1v1s in Rocket League, chat, and let me know if I'm right or wrong.
But the thing about 1v1s in Rocket League is like, 1v1s in Rocket League are like kind
of brain rot.
Like, Rocket League in like its purest form is like a 3v3 game.
Because in 1v1s bro, if you move past somebody it's just a goal.
They're kind of brain rot.
Okay, so what about 2v2's?
2v2's a little bit better, but 3v3's is where like the most pro shit happens.
What do you mean?
He's playing Harambo.
Mmmmm.
Okay, I'll show you.
Chad, does Squishy want to join?
Does Squishy want to join?
Call him.
I don't have it.
I don't have it.
You guys got that.
You want it?
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
Alright.
I'm doing it.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
I
Should I added squishy okay now we actually get the pro analysis. Yeah, which is the pro
Yeah, dude, I was getting coach plan for like you almost two hours. That's what's fishy yo squishy. What do you think of you?
Bro, I was gonna say he's insane. I'm not gonna best play the tournament
I mean Joe's good too and you're obviously good too, but I think Yugi's like just reading the game. So well, it's kind of
Bro, he plays very like smart. He's always back. So he sees everything
What is this? What is this right plot plot three plot three really high? They said like high plot three almost Simon
Okay, okay. Don't decide you feel it over so nice
But I felt like everything I learned yesterday. I applied none of it in today's
It's so awful.
It's hard bro, it's hard.
And it's more fresh in a tournament.
Yeah.
But your team, your team was like two new players.
You and Tim, you were both new.
Yeah, I feel like if you have two new players, it's guaranteed you're going to lose.
And then with like two experienced players, then it's just like the two experienced guys against everyone else.
Yeah, I think, I heard you saying it a second ago, but like this is a game where one good player can literally one beat three.
One beat three like you can you can take over the entire lobby if you want like Jinx you didn't invite like Muta for example Muta is like champ
He would one be three every team in this tournament just being like one rank higher than the same with Ritchie
Yeah, Ritchie too
Okay, but Muta on a fresh PC we're ranked you think
Well, I thought I'm like a shit too, I don't think he I don't think he's I don't think he's feeding right
He didn't find any of us like another other like
round. It was kind of a bad seeker so I don't think I know.
This is just funny.
Here's the thing, because of Muta's, I guess you could call it checkered past, basically
now anytime he does something random or like lucky, now it's just going to be like that.
Like sussed out on it.
I was saying, that guy has probably the worst VR out of any gamer in the entirety of Twitch.
But I think the only people with worse PR than Muta are like kick streamers and even then it's like a 50-50
But it's crazy to get accused of cheating in a friend slot. I actually can't believe that and there's like full-on threads about it
Beautiful Kingsman
Yo Squish we're asking earlier who would you say is the faker of Rocket League?
So I don't know about League that much like what like his faker won the most is he individually the best
Bro, Spudgy, Vaker won six world championships.
I am not here.
Six world championships.
He's like the best gamer ever, people say.
Jack!
I don't have boots.
I'm not saying I've never seen Vaker play.
But everybody, like most people's opinion,
is that Vaker is the most dominant gamer of all time.
Could that member?
Does he like carry a team too?
He's the best player on the team.
Like while winning?
Yes and no.
Like a lot of the time, like nowadays,
because the world that he plays, it's more so like you set up your team.
So it's not like you're the one in Soulcaring, but he still does make a lot of crazy shit happen.
Like it's next level.
Yeah, and the closest thing to that, in terms of winning, is the player named Turbo, he's like a Swedish player.
But he wasn't a carry though, he just won.
We never had a player that carried and won multiple worlds.
It just never really happened.
The players that win a lot in this game are just solid.
I don't know if there's an example in a league, but they just don't make mistakes.
And it was like positionally perfect if that makes sense
Dude, I'm telling you
Get ready for it cuz like it's awesome. So is he gonna like shit on them?
Yeah, he should like and any way wrong side of chance
Baker gets paid six million dollars a year out of just salary from his org which all my car like our contract
Yes, which also he owns a stake of the org he owns a percentage of the work
That nice. Yeah, oh Faker is so famous in Korea. He's like more famous than some K-pop stars, bro
That's how famous he is like I want to guys understand two things the first one is that Faker makes more a year from a salary
Then riot pays out in championship prize pool winnings and there's even a tower in Korea that he bought
called Faker Tower
I'm not even shitting you now listen to this bro. Who do y'all think is more famous chat in Korea son or faker?
You know son is
Korean footballer of all time
Wait like son yeah, no like son. No like son. He played for Tottenham
Who's more famous son or faker? I it might be faker. I'm not even trolling
Yeah
I'd better see him with like fucking
5,000 CS and like 26 kills or like 30 assists or something
Even playing I feel like I've heard his name for years. He's been playing on ironically almost since like the public started
So that's why it's like he's the longest lasting pro. I'm pretty sure if I'm not mistaken
And has also won the most championships and also like most domestic titles
Like, I think Faker has won more worlds titles than China has.
Like him with his team, he's won more worlds championships than the entirety of China.
How is that even possible in a game like that?
How do you be that much more dominant than everybody else?
What's the difference?
Because the scale expression in League is just insane, no?
What's the difference?
Okay, do you guys want the real answer?
Like, genuinely?
Yeah, yeah.
Because the thing about his team T1 is that they put a priority and an emphasis on keeping their roster
Like they rarely make roster changes and when they do it's like maybe one guy that goes out, right?
So what it means is that they always have to do that. Yeah, that was actually fuck
Oh my god, it's your second go from Bob or Joe Joe. This guy's been in every single block
He's at the bottom. He's at the bottom. Oh my god. We have boggled in the church
Damn.
How the fuck do you get two niggas that can't even touch that team?
Yeah, no, so I was saying that the thing about a T1, so a team you play for, is that they
always prioritize keeping the same players, right?
So because of that, they always have better communication and everything than everyone
else.
So it isn't just like Faker, it's the entirety of his team that plays around him too, and
that exists around him.
system that they have is just like really strong and solid as they last for as long as
a roster.
Yeah, because think about this Ray, it's like Imagine in Rocket League, right?
If every single time you lose a tournament you switch out your trio, right?
But with Faker what it is is that they always keep the same three for the last ten years,
you know?
And in other regions like NA, EU, whatever it is, like they're always just changing people
left and right but just why they never run anything
of course we are, what is it he is saying?
WHAT?
he is a diamond with somebody that can aerial and get off course
who is a diamond?
jojo?
jojo is a platinum
of course
oh pause the game pause the game
oh ok we got him running running running
what is it guys?
jojo is a platinum
I'm gonna flick a golf
I feel like a flat like that is peaking in the middle of the game if I mean you can
I'm gonna get it to the center
it's definitely misunderstanding
boggles is do- no boggles is- boggles is flat
I was acting like, what separates the individual from Dino Bill?
All the time it's just like mechanics and shit like that, like mechanics, map awareness,
everything.
It dude, yeah, it's like mechanics and really, oh, just awareness, bro, like you need to
be so aware and lead dude there's so much every second the information just
changes in chat bro I don't know so much skill expression right here could have
probably be like five at the night game don't know no cuz then your towers get
shoved and they have no you need people covering like purely a 5v5 game yeah
okay like unless you're playing versus like five islands like like yeah if you
You play against like 5 irons or bronzes and faker probably could probably be 5.
Nah I don't think so.
Nah I'm gonna say no chance.
Zero chance.
Just because you can't be on like the far edges of the map, like you can't like be everywhere
at once is that the problem?
That's why?
Bro, don't insist.
See how much gold they'll have.
Yeah but, Jamesy, like I'm telling you like he can, like if faker was against 5 irons
he would win.
Because he would just like kill everyone mid, and then just push in and the game by 10 minutes.
Got you?
I'm here in the center.
No, it's not possible.
Jincy, if you were to get a team of four Irons against me and we're playing a standard game, I would win 1v5.
We can set that up. It's not like, bro, that's not going to happen.
I'm telling you a will. You get four Irons players, I would beat you guys in 1v5.
One be five.
I missed it on the son of a bitch.
Yo bro, do you realize, okay, listen to what you're saying.
We're just gonna have 25 items and just get three towers.
Jynxy, you're assuming that the game lasts
till 40 minutes, it won't.
It'll be done by 10 and then everyone's gonna be like,
oh shit.
Bro, let's literally do that tomorrow.
I don't think I'm doing, yeah, let's do it tomorrow.
You think you could beat five irons?
Me and Yusuf.
Yes.
Five by five here, what's going on?
All right, back.
fucking delusional brown it's not delusion you'll see and I'll even do it from the
jungle role just so you can see okay somebody needs to try and demo in the
gold we're not gonna score wait you he's ranging actually want to watch this
crap yeah it's a try to demo them it's just they're it's just what they're
doing they have they have they have boggles they have boggles ready to attack
and they're just playing back that's all they're doing that's all they're doing
And Joe has nobody I'm gonna try my best. I'm gonna try my best to defend which defend which defend on it's over the mess
I've been the first one the first game like the third
This is the third game don't ever show up for shot. Oh, yeah, we cannot leave them open. That's what I'm saying
Bob is actually gonna win
I fucking hate losing bro. I fucking lose it. I fucking lose it man. What?
Yugi Yugi Yugi here go go up go up you gotta make plays with
Wait hello
thirder
This you gotta make plays with Kingsman. I that's it. That's what I'm saying. All right. I
Look at the same
Really good safe from Martin
Oh
Nope off you can pass though
You gotta make this place. It's you guys
They're always there
Wow, I did not I did not see you be losing this route cuz Kingsman was solid
Yeah, I can get to I did not see you be losing. I'm gonna be honest a sweep
It's crazy. Let's get Joe Joe memo for fucking diamond fucking player you fucking bitch
Yeah, yeah, this bro. Oh
Yeah, I'm saying Sam come back
Yugi is saying that Jojo's diamond check me stat check that Jojo told me he's flat
Jojo said he's flat
But if he's high pot, it's enough like borderline diamond. No, cuz that it just can't it's like a lead bro
That just mean he's a stalled shit diamond
Platt three and diamond one are not the same
years ago
doesn't hold any weight
yeah i don't think i'm out of it
bro but you wanna know what it goes over there
you wanna know what i noticed
i think every series was a sweep
chat! every series was a sweep
no one ever like
it's a sweep
they got three out
We got swept, show got swept, Senna swept the team then got swept.
No, no wait, I'm pretty sure that when Senna was against us we actually won the round.
Fortunately guys, there's two high ranks, yep, I can't really do much.
Damn it.
I tried.
Damn.
There's way too high ranks.
You're only one of your 20s one day, Jinx.
It's all good, bro.
Yeah.
It's done, so we like-
It's like I can't, I can't fly.
Hey, man! Fucking diamond!
Hey, fucking nigga, that's an aerial!
Hey, big, dog-man, that's an aerial!
Are you insane?
Are you in fucking state?
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't matter!
It doesn't fucking matter what they're being raised!
Oh, fuck me, man!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!
You're all right, you're good.
Fucking...
I did shit!
God!
Fuck me!
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
It's all right.
Yugi, you okay?
All right.
Yugi?
The sound happens, bro.
I didn't know JoJo hit Diamond. I was told to hit Plat.
But if you get diamond six years ago, it doesn't matter, y'all.
You done?
You done?
James C, you should get it and call it again.
Tell him it's just again.
It's fucking time, bro.
It's fucking time, bro.
I don't care if he's fucking Australian.
I don't give a fuck if you're not a fucking aerial.
If you're not a fucking aerial in this game.
If you're not a fucking aerial, you're good.
You're good.
If you're not a fucking aerial, you're fucking good.
It isn't fucking matter, bro.
If you're not a fucking aerial, if you're not a fucking aerial in this game, if you're not a fucking aerial, you're good, you're good.
If you're not a fucking aerial, you're fucking good. It isn't fucking matter, bro.
I just want to, I hate losing, bro.
I hate losing. I hate it. I hate losing. I hate losing. I just hate losing.
Oh, man. I'm going to join this call and tell them it's just a game.
Why am I a captain? I found out at 2 p.m. I was, I was wiping my ass.
I was wiping my ass when I found out I was going to be captain.
Where's the server at?
It's a JLT I think, isn't it?
No, that's league.
This one is JRT 621.
I'm going to make my life go to with attorney every attorney that I'm invited to I'm going to make him my life go to fucking with my life fucking
I
Was guys
Yo, Yugi
You get just a game bro, you see you have something to say to you get yo Yugi it's you get just a game bruh it's just a game
Oh God, oh God, oh God, I'm making it my life's mission to win a tournament.
You hear me?
I will now, anytime that I'm invited, practice that game to my life's, oh my God, to my
life's, oh my God, I'm gonna win a tournament, I promise you, I'm going to win a fucking
tournament and when I fucking win, I'm going to celebrate so fucking hard, oh no I'm done,
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, it was not even worth it.
It's not even worth it. It's not even worth it. It's not even worth it. It's not even worth it. It's not even worth it
It's not even worth it. I hate to fucking do that. I hate this shit. I hate who's in bro. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it
Hate this. Hey G. So you don't hate it. All right boggles. It's paid a bro. Fuck it bro. Fuck this
Let's go 300 down the fucking route 66
Fuck this old gas no brakes
Oh
You get out of my face bro my god
Bro chat both my teammates deafened I can talk to you. What's up, bro?
Chat how are you? Top of I was here
Muffin thank you
Why do you have to win people guy thing? Oh my god, thank you all for the follows boys. Thank you
Sammy, thank you for the follow.
What?
Holy fuck!
Thank you very much, Jinxy, thank you.
Jinxy, holy fuck!
What the fuck?
Chad, that's like a million dollars an eight-year day!
Eight-year day, I'm not even trolling!
But not! How much is that an eight-year day?
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck!
Mom! Mom! Retire! Mom, retire!
Mom, I can buy us a house! Holy fuck!
No, no.
Stop it! I was here in the chat! Holy fuck! Holy fuck! Holy fuck!
Jack, holy fuck! Your high-fives print this! Print this out! High-fives! Holy fuck!
High-fives do not print it. Why?
Holy fuck!
For a Jinxie.
Yeah, Vagas is so cute, bro.
Doing too much?
Chad, does he follow us?
Yeah.
What?
Holy fuck!
Thank you for the full of truth.
Thank you for the fuck.
Bro, I don't know if my teammates...
I feel bad.
Jojo!
I got myself back into my face!
Hold up, musically check Twitter.
Jojo, I got you baby!
Sha, who was the third?
Who was the third?
They had a noob, right?
It was a noob.
Who was the third?
Yousif! Yousif won!
one? Say what lot he used to have won one of my tournaments. What?
Naked you think I got that good? I'm from one year. You stupid bitch! You stupid fuck! Are you fucking
stupid? Are you fucking stupid? Can I get a dollar? Can I get a dollar? Stupid fuck!
The duality of high cortisol versus low cortisol
The duality of high cortisol and low cortisol, bro
You said I got you dude. Let's do the shit
And I ain't even planning a call
Wondering why is his underwear? What the fuck?
And I ain't even bladding a cow, I won't be shit forever, man, ever, man.
Computer.
I just broke my computer.
I just broke my computer.
I just broke my computer.
Hello?
I BROKE MY PC!
WHAT THE FUCK?
JC with the 300 gifted!
MY COMPUTER!
I BROKE MY PC!
Chad, when will the day be?
Dude, what the fuck just happened?
When will the day be when I win one of these?
Hey Chad, maybe I'll win the Fortnite tournament.
Am I right? Can I get it to reach me?
Who do I gotta get?
FUCKING PEEERBOT!
FUCKING PEEER!
Dude, what the fuck just happened?
Bro! Wait! Why the fuck? Did my computer fucking explode?
Dude, I don't care. No, I'm not letting this ruin my day. I fucking did it, bro. I fucking did it.
I don't want my fucking neighbors no, bro. I don't want my neighbors no. I just want a gypsy panaman!
Finally! Oh my god. Oh my fucking god.
Dude. Holy shit. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. Holy fuck. Holy fuck.
Holy fuck, I gotta do this.
He just leaked his entire neighborhood.
I fucking did it.
W weak, I don't give a fuck.
I gotta tell everyone in the house.
Oh my God.
Did I just break my door knob?
Oh my God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
I fucking did it.
I fucking did it.
He say us?
I fucking did it.
Woo hoo.
Did he say us?
How many we got, three hundred?
Three hundred.
Yes, yes, whoa, what got Terry by the way, I don't give a fuck
Holy shit, oh my god, I gotta tell everybody
Guys I did it
Alex was sobbing I won I won the fucking tournament undefeated nine games in a row
I swear to God three jinxing and give to me 300 subs. I'll fucking did it
Rocket League
All right, I don't know. I just fucking want that's all I know
They're on the fucking go. That's all I fucking know. We did that shit. We did that shit
Wait, wait, oh, that's the maid never mind that is not
I can't fucking breathe. I'm gonna celebrate with us because we were eating this thing. I can eat it with you
Yeah, 25 minutes. Okay. That's fine. Yeah, I'm down. I bet you may not mean nothing to you
No, but I understand nothing was done for me.
Holy fuck.
Chad, do we have any beers?
Chad, do we have any beer?
Hey, Bargles, congratulations, bro.
We might have had our differences, bro.
Congratulations, man.
I'm going to be honest, bro.
Congratulations to you, my boy.
Congratulations, man.
Chad, should I get my mason?
Bring me beer.
Chad, what time does the bottle all open?
It's a Monday.
When's the bottle open?
What the fuck is a bottle though?
What is that?
Is that like an Australian term for a fucking bar?
What is a bottle though?
Shit, if you're a Australian, is that what it is?
Hell, like, and I have a wank, I'm gonna cry after.
Holy fuck!
Have a wank.
Bro, not chat.
I gotta call Max, bro.
I gotta call Max, bro.
I gotta call Max, bro.
I gotta call...
Should I call my mom?
Hey Siri, call mom.
Chow, I'm calling my mom.
Chow, I'm calling my mom.
Chow, I'm calling my mom.
Chow, it's his first Jinxie tournament,
and he wins it, bro.
You gotta be happy for the kid.
Chow, I'm calling my mom.
Um.
Hang on, yo.
No message can be left on the service.
What the fuck?
Wait, that's not even voicemail.
Did I just get blocked?
That's no voicemail!
What do you mean no message can be left?
Did my mum just block me?
Did my mum just...
Did my mum just block me?
Chad, what the fuck?
I guess I gotta call one of the boys.
Hey Siri, call Max Camera.
Holy shit.
Max Camera, mobile.
Let's go!
You gotta be happy for Bargles, man.
Holy shit.
Fuck Rocket League. I'm never getting on this game. I mean, uh, bro, I don't know. I love Rocket League, but
Yo Max, bro, are you awake?
I WON THE FUCKING TOURNAMENT MAX!
Holy shit!
Bro, we won the underdog. Bro, you know, chat, I'm all for it, Max.
Kevin! Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy!
You gotta be happy for bobbles, bro. You gotta be happy for bobbles, man. How's uh
Anonymous donated one dollar funny. Happy crank doesn't matter anymore. It used to be a big deal every other turn
Yo, bro, hey GGs y'all
Now chat these drops is for two more hours y'all two more hours, so I might just play rocket league
I'm not gonna lie
Joe could I run with
Who could I run with bro
It may not mean nothing to y'all
But understand nothing was done for me yo doctor X. Yo, it's good. Are you good at rocket league, bro?
uh squishy answered that question for me i okay i actually want to see something
bro i told don't as yesterday like don't just ask how good you are jinx and i said that you
probably 20 oan and and he said like chat was calling me crazy and i was like i was back
and you pretty hard i was saying for i was saying there's gaps like a pretty big skill gap for a
new player to play so if you want to try we'll be one this is done this let me add you bro what's
epic I have final quest disabled I have done that I've done oh yeah wait so you
want to invite so I'll be in an hour so yeah I gotta get it done as I have you
have you have you have you have you have you okay oh yeah it's you cuz we have
been for a minute we got it done it's what it won't be one yes fucking do it
I'm down but it jinxed him just let you know bro squishy blue seven the best new
player he's ever seen.
Wait, you're talking to me?
Can you invite me?
Gc, how do I?
Yes, but you hold on.
How do I?
How do I just click on the bottom right and then afterwards right click on me and do
mute.
I don't see any nuts as mute.
How do I mute him?
Oh, so on the top like if you click on the headphone, like do you see the headphone?
Yeah, I see the headphone bottom right.
Yeah, so click on the headphone bottom right and then on the top right.
it yep all right ready yep let's do it wait now I hear myself okay I'm good I'm
good right but Jinx I'm just saying like you have a lot on the line bro few
losers shit it is fuck can I pay JoJo no didn't I pay JoJo can I pay him okay
I'll be orange. I'll be orange. Oh my god. I didn't pay him. What?
You said bubbles and I paid JoJo
Wait, how about this goes back to you? Okay? I forgot to pay him
What
JoJo check now
Um
Hey, bro, you said you're getting paid out. No, he already go. Oh, Jixi bro. You already give me 300 subs
Wait, honey, I love you. I love you guys. No, you're stuff. I love you bar. Wait, what?
I punch my desk at my PC turned off. Oh, no, yo, you see do you mean to give me 600 subs?
High-fives great work, bro. What great work. I've asked great fucking work
The only man I trust in this in this chat
Jojo has to get paid
High-fives great work, bro. Jojo has to get paid Jojo has to get paid then as I do it you did you did you did?
And
Jinxie, I love what you're doing in the fucking gaming space, bro. Like that shit is fire, bro
So thank you very much. W fucking Jinxie, bro. W tournament and that shit was a blast, bro
Thank you. Thank you. Thanks. Let me play bro WGC in the chat WGC in the fucking chat
this shit is so fun, bro, and I got two an extra sub so I'm fucking up
You know what I mean? Holy shit. Anyways, yo chat, let's take a fucking shot. We won. We are champions, baby
We're fucking champions GG's. Thank you for the kind words Jojo appreciated it, baby
Six thousand seven thousand hours, okay? Yeah, it's up, Judy. Yep. Are you sure you're ready?
Yeah, I'm gonna be I'm gonna beat you. I'm blue
All right, so that's I'm gonna try my hardest. Yeah, do it you're gonna get annihilated
Yeah
It sounds like the Europe, bro, I said I said you score 20 on them, so
Bro 20s, I don't know if I ever even scored 20
There's a new player he's brand new bro. Yeah, I lose something yesterday
We say this like the best new player man, he's good, but your jinx come on
I've confidence
Hey Squishy could me and Dotsass play a tournament or is that not allowed?
Yeah you could, it would be hard to win but you could definitely do it.
Squishy what if me and you and Dotsass play?
It's 33 second chance in like 5 minutes, is it SSL?
We could, it would be like Grangeham I think, we could try.
Oh god.
It'll average our ELO basically.
Oh jeffy shoot!
We should have that no?
Yeah yeah we could do that for the team.
Wait, we're gonna play a tournament?
Excuse me, how much time is in Zaga Chance?
I'm checking.
I could run back.
Uh, 14 minutes we're gonna play.
Bro, you over commit too much bro, you gotta wait.
Oh, we got this.
No!
We got this needs a rank though, I don't know.
That's not a thing.
Is that a thing to rank?
To play?
Yeah, damn.
What if- Sir, is there like an epic dude that could just make my account lowest rank in the game?
How about- Do we have an account that's not as confused or no?
Or is that not allowed?
Oh, you can't even know the rank.
Bro, Dixie, you're on track for 20, I told you.
Yeah, yeah, I am.
Dude, how the fuck are you- Like, it's just cause you always run the face off.
Yeah, but it's also you're kind of just sort of randomly driving past me if you stay back
One Jeff so passing
Hi, guys with the 300 gifted
Holy aura, thank you guys. I love you, bro
See that was what I just did was
Wait, did you even want to do that?
Yeah, I meant to do that.
I ran into you.
Oh.
Bro, Rocket League takes so, like, bro, this game takes so much skill, it's, like, insane.
Like, I'm, like, a horrible player.
But, like, if you're new, I'll still win by a lot, just because, like, there's such
a gap.
There's such a gap from, like, a level one to, like, a plow, like, dead ass.
so wait how did you even like get good at it then how many hours did you put in
oh my god that was a good save
oh my god that was a good save
yeah i think you have like almost 300 things
yeah
rock really takes a lot of skill
but on this i'd like to play with you bro but i don't want to play fucking unranked
that shit's ass
like i'd rather just punch in the face than play unranked
i don't play with you dude
Wait, let's see if I can at least score on you once, Joe.
You can definitely score, for sure.
So you're saying if I just sit back, I'll probably win?
No, you won't win, you won't get scored on as much.
You won't get scored on as much.
But like, that's good.
But like, if you keep running past me, like, how does it get open now and I get just dribble?
Oh my god, I just sold the game.
I kind of want to finish my placements than I chat, I'm almost on my twos and threes placements.
No. No. No, yeah, but squishy deadaxe, I think Yugi was the best player on the tournament, I'm not gonna be totally.
Yeah, I think he was so on the play against bro.
Boggles and Jojo are good by 2-0, I think.
That's what they want.
Yeah, you just probably the best individual he was like carrying against you guys
Yeah, Joe was good to but you didn't have
What
There's not a track for 20 anymore that was he held him off bro. I'm on track for like 10
Okay, is that like Impressive or is that like...
That's like decent. I mean, it depends on the kickoff, right?
If Jinxys scores a kickoff, like, quickly you can maybe get it.
Oh, I try to be cringe.
What?
No, please.
No!
Wait, how did he get my decal? When did you get that? With Squishy?
yeah wait wait no no dude how'd you get that fast
bro I'm shitting the back this is good that's actually getting a disease oh my
You gotta miss the dead, I can't hit it!
You're just playing so bad!
You're good, you're good.
Well, like, see, like, that doesn't get- getting good contacts.
That's definitely better than I was on my first day, my god.
Eight.
For my first day of st- RU1!
No, I didn't- I used something that helped you a lot, that helped on this picture, too.
Remember how, like, I told you to not go so fast?
Like, you're, like, going past them all a lot?
Yes.
That'd be good, ain't it?
Yeah, it helped on this.
you like immediately start doing it yep
no no no no 80 it's not that good wait for me are you no for me I'm probably
supposed to have more goals if you're brand new oh how many days you're a
good brandy player oh my god no no
That was good, nice.
I'll take 9! It's not bad!
Okay, low key. If I win the face-off, I could score here.
Potentially, yes. Potentially.
Dude, like, that's a kind of crazy representation of the skill gap though. I mean, you're...
Fly 9-0ing, like, comfortably 9-0ing is a little bit crazy.
Damn you!
Actually, really.
Okay, I'm probably going to play ranked me how I
Good luck in your games, bro. Are you gonna let's you do the tourney dinks in the stairs right now?
Yeah, I'm probably gonna delete them. Let me see. Let me see. No, we can't
Yeah, all right, I'll just love you, bro. Hey, I'm gonna see you 27th bro in person. We're gonna watch faker
Yep, it's gonna be a fucking crazy one. Oh, you guys doing the IRL being serious, right? Yes, bro. Yeah
IRL, yep.
Nice.
Alright.
Alright guys.
Oh shit.
Sorry.
I don't know if you're doing anything but I'm just gonna play ranked for a little bit.
I'll hang out if you want me to.
Alright.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Let me rock!
Later.
Later.
Later.
Peace.
Wait, oh he hasn't even done his placements yet.
It's like two games off placements.
What's 600 elo and ranked?
I don't even know what that is.
The diamond?
Flat, right?
Gold.
Gold, okay.
Gold, gold, okay.
Jops are still active for some hours, but I can't believe you guys got the sky blue
Apluctor for for free, bro. It's crazy
Well, like will it be not cool to use now because everybody has it in one of those things
That skin is still has aura step the pro aura
I'll be the one you call
Jeff, do you want me to-
Yo, Squishy!
Yes, brother.
Squishy!
Uh, yo.
Bro, today's stream, Squishy,
literally is my second biggest stream I ever did behind the League one.
That's fucking sick, bro. You deserve it.
Dude!
dude absolutely 377 000 peak in a hundred and 17 000 followers in a day that is insane bro
Jesus man bro what was the league one uh dude it was barely behind it the league one was 418
i think chat right i can actually scroll and see it
yeah the league one was 418 no that's that's fucking crazy
easy. Bro, it's messed up because of that wait month. When was the league tournament
it was over a month ago now. Keep in mind people it's father's day and World Cup and
still hit that which is insane. That's insane, bro. Chad, when was the league tournament?
See this was remember the remember we watched Rocket League and then it was spotted. Remember
that squishing? Yeah, the world's this is like dude my this is always going to be ruined
because of that kid that was viewbotting.
Oh shit, it stays there.
Rocket League tournament, we actually had like 170k,
but then some kid just botted it to like five.
Yeah, I remember real trolling about it.
Fuck.
Bro, but I don't know how to view the league one then.
How do you view the league one?
How do you do that, guys?
You can't get them to like revert that
or remove that number, is that possible?
I don't think so.
I'm not ending till 10 another hour 50 minutes go to three months
Go to three months. Oh, yeah, there it is. Thank you. I'm stupid chat bro squishy three months 417
Rocket League was like literally 40k behind the league tournament. That is insane
That yeah, that's actually fucking insane. Yeah, that's more than like worlds gets
That's fucking creepy.
How much did Worlds peak at?
Last Worlds?
Well, again, because you got a bottom to 500,
it was crazy inflated.
But without you watching, it probably
would have been like 200 maybe?
Without you watching?
Bro, that's insane, bro.
So you got almost double World's.
Bro, I need two hours chat.
The thing is, Epic told me the drops end at 10.
So if you need two hours, you're literally cooked,
because there's an hour, 49 minutes left.
So you're literally cooked.
All right, but yeah, I'm gonna play.
Dude, Squishy, should I just ignore threes
and ignore ones and just play twos?
Or like, what do you think?
Yeah, this one, I think twos is the easiest
to get high ranked in, bro.
So this is so cute.
Like in terms of like, most people play it,
you get quicker games, hardly get sniped.
So I don't know if you saw, sorry,
they added like a string snipe help for,
I think they did it for you, bro. I'm not even alive.
I added stuff to stop stream sniping.
Oh, I think Highlights helped me with that. Stream safe?
Something like that.
Yeah, you can even be anonymous.
I don't think you need the anonymous part.
There's a little bit of a map you can delay.
Oh, that's mainly the queuing thing.
Yeah, the queue delay, exactly.
I think that's the most important.
I don't think you need to be anonymous, to be honest.
I think you could leave it.
Because once you're in the game, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Once they queue in, they know.
Like, they already know.
Yeah.
Let's do off
But I'm pretty sure they added that for you like they didn't have that for years using you that's crazy
They changed a lot of shit since you started playing it
I got a big impact on the game
How does it decide if they just queue with when I queue bro they queue when I queue and then they're smurfed
Literally
They queue when I queue and then there are smart bruh. It's the most annoying bullshit ever
After this game can be shroom on this one. Oh shit my back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I should have went back for that
Right hate these bounces. Oh my god
What is that?
This guy's the Madrid banner
I
Missed both boosts. All right
I just want to get diamond man, and then and then I'm like achieved in this game
Like I just want to get diamond, bro
I think you can get it before it ends in the end, but you gotta put it on my problem.
Yeah, I think so, I think so bro, for like, how many months would you do that, for like
Like two months two months. Yes
But you have to like actually be trying to get better like you have to be thinking about how you're fucking up
Yeah, you can't like autopilot play you won't get better you have to like if you fucking like damn I
I'm gonna try to actually think about what I'm doing
Okay, that's me. It's up. I'm back for like any weird shit. So you can play aggressive
He's gonna get the mid boost. I can take this. He can take it too. Nice. That's a good shit
He's gonna aerial my teammates actually competent
Good little setup he gets it though. I should come back at no boost
Nice take this boost
We were winning. I'm on that. I can wall for it. Nice. Good little bounce. I love those wall
bouncers. If he misses that, that's a goal.
I'm there.
Not a bad shot. Did he make stuff?
Wait, Squishy, you've never in your life played League like ever ever?
I've played a single game like one time and you still know faker. Isn't that insane?
I knew faker before I played, exactly. I never even watched the League game in my life.
I've never watched the League game. I've heard of faker.
One of those guys just hit on here.
Keep in mind it's also early season G, so people usually play better than their rank.
Yeah. That was on me because of the pass though, right, Cliff?
Yeah, no, but that's like perfect. That's how you get better
And you spotted that's better. Also, you have stick drift, bro
What do you mean? What your right stick is stuck right now like your cameras shifted to the side. I don't think you're even seeing it
I can see it I can see it your camera is like stuck to the left of it
but that was a good goal that was a good goal
that was a good spot and you have six of them
you're good now yeah if you if you get that just wiggle your stick if you
that's what I did yeah
nope not enough of an angle I can try to dribble messy messy
he's the FK
yeah I'll take a free win baby
go AFK in all my games please god
Well, just your positioning though when you're not on the ball is actually like really good.
Like when you're playing against a man on the ball and you're off all positions, that's really good.
But I feel like it's just common sense from all the time.
Yes, yo, Squitchy, do I get like the less games I play, do I get more and more?
It's...
Yes, like the earlier in the season, the more points you get to the more.
You should have, right?
Well, I could keep diamond if I get on a good winning streak than in the first like month.
It's the first like three games, old man.
I think it's during your placement.
He left! I actually feel bad for his teammate. Oh my god.
He left!
That is actually sad, bro.
Yeah, sad for that guy.
Yeah, he was winning too and then his teammate went hand-pain. Now he's losing and it's to me enough.
Well, early season in like SSL is warzone because everyone starts at 16-60.
So SSL, ELO is 18-75. Everyone gets to reset to 16-60.
So you're literally battling like with DCs or SSLs, it's like this chaos, bro. That's what it is.
Like the first month. Oh my god, fast, fast, fast! Jump in there, jump in there!
Oh! Team Piiiiiinch! Jack, Team Piiiiiinch! Oh my, oh my. Team Piiiiiinch, accidental too!
I think it's my last playspin. I won like I think half a half I don't know. I definitely
know like I'm around flat skill I'm better than gold and I'm not as good as diamond.
I think you're around plat 2, I think you're around plat 2 still.
Yep.
Passed it maybe?
Simon is doable bro, you just gotta play a little more.
Yeah.
Yeah I am better than gold, shut up! Yes I am!
Yes I am! Bro, I got platinum in 1s last season, how the fuck am I not better than gold?
I got platinum 1 in 1s.
Whoa I did.
even then you were like comfortably plat 2 and 2 solo keen with good amount of health
yo teammate
oh my
yeah I'm fucking delayed but I just see the things
that takes the amount of like pros I've seen on twitter that didn't have sky blue acolyte
enter that are like thanking you for the stream
what now they have it
Yeah, yeah, you're like, thank God.
It's not really me, it's just Rocket League, bro.
Like, I didn't even know what...
I'd seen after the Wencer, but I didn't know what it was.
Like, I didn't know, like...
Bro, is my speed like, doing this on purpose?
If you got, like, the second one of my shots to save,
I'm not even joking.
Yeah, I can't tell.
That was... I don't agree.
You can try to put like the lock of the messaging, like honestly, you try to like mold your playstyle
on messy low key, you're able to look for space, you're able to look for like open space and
you can, yeah.
Well, I've got to be smarter.
I'm kind of comfortable aerioling and now I cannot air dribble, I can't flip reset, but
I don't need I don't need that for diamonds
Diamonds literally just being smart and aerial if you're smart you can arrow you can get diamond get it ass
Seriously, I'm not even kidding
And in the ball like hard with cat like with intention, I guess like the oh my god. Did I get my rank?
No, I have two games left. He's on the discord
So squishy. I'm currently gold three yellow, but I got 15 for that
so I might get placed yeah I'm sharing can you see yeah perfect thank you bro if
we win the next two games yeah I think we'll get platinum dead ass you were
losing in gold but yeah just cuz I'm losing in gold does I mean in gold
skill like I could still be a platinum player and lose the gold bro I got
platinum one and once I deserve platinum bro like I got platinum one and
I barely got it, but still I did hold right now like if you place gold right now
That's technically flat like you're usually one rank lower at the beginning of the season
Then you are actually are like in a month. He's the same way, bro. Yeah
Look at you're away combo Verde who's who's winning your way is it even close?
Who's waiting who's waiting?
Draw
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What am I drawing this world cup, bro?
My god.
Not only did Spain draw Cabo Verde,
Yorick waged through Cabo Verde.
What the fuck?
They're not even bad then, bro.
Two draws is not a fluke.
Holy shit.
What?
Let's deal with the keeper that had like six mill overnight, bro. He has their keeper has like 16 million followers on Instagram right now
16 now
Yes, wait, so that means Cabo Verde plays KSA. So wait, if Cabo Verde beats KSA
Uruguay is gonna lose to Spain, bro, they're gonna get second in the group. I'm not even getting
Because Uruguay has how many points chat how many points?
four
Cavalverde's gonna have five
Bro, that's crazy. No, you're miss to
Bro if Cavalverde draws Saudi in Spain beats Uruguay, which is probably gonna happen
Cavalverde is gonna get second in the group. I put them at fourth. They're gonna get second
Check us. Look Uruguay plays Spain Spain beats Uruguay Cavalverde plays Saudi as long as Saudi
draws or as long as Cavalry draws or wins, they do it. They get sacked in the group.
That's insane guys. That's actually insane. Insane.
You just have to press create party, I think press X
Good song
Clicks his first right now in the tournament. Isn't it reload? I don't really I don't like watching reload. I like battle royale
I don't like watching
Are you still doing that hundred streamer for night? Yes, bro. Yes, and dude squishy
I'm thinking about doing 50 pros 50 streamers. What do you think?
Um 50 pros 50 streamers. I mean
I don't I don't know like I haven't
I've been watching like pro and stuff when there's like a content creator and pro in that game
I don't really know I can well the pros just like take over or do you think it'll be like
enjoyable for the creators? I don't I don't know man. I didn't watch pros will take over but the creators can still help
yeah I mean I think it could work I think it could work I think the only
issue that stuff is when you start nerfing like if you have pros and you
gotta let them play like if you start nerfing pros I think it just becomes
not even fun so like the pros do you go with the pros play like how you would
nerf him is like okay Peterbots the best pro then he gets the worst streamer he
would get like Max or Marlin yeah in terms of team that's like having a good
draft right but then like Ron right Ron or Lacey is like the best streamer so
So then they would get like the worst throw, like not even a throw.
Yeah, that like if you're not played, I've played one-to-one Lacey in Fortnite, and bro you're actually kind of good, I'm not that lucky.
If you had a good throw, you'd put Ron and Lacey on the same team, you know what I mean?
Bro, if Lacey had a good throw, or Ron had a good throw, I'd feel like they just went, like, automatic, right?
You put Ron with like, you know what I'm saying, not even possible.
You should play, oh it rocked me bro, I'm not gonna lie.
Squinted out the good shot, no!
It's like riding a bike bro, he doesn't forget.
Take a little break, I'm back.
All C has good ideas, yeah, I'm going to talk to all C about it, Chad.
Because bro, I want to get a bunch of Fortnite creators involved, like I want Cypher to play,
I want Courage to play, like I even want like Ninja to play, you know, like I want everyone
to play.
Yeah, that would be sick.
Like I just want everyone to be involved, you know.
Someone start, I'm going to tweet out for it, probably like tonight Chad, so I can start
people yeah I just don't know I just
remember watch like a pro you made me
like throw and complicated funny I know
in rock at least it's very easy to take
over for process like it's not as fun to
watch I think the better way in rock
with no pros right yes oh my god thanks
for the tournament I know what you have
more space in two from three's a little
more chaotic you find a space one to like I think in my opinion is Zen and I
think switch yeah the same I think yeah I would I would still think yeah I think
Zen um but like is Peter good enough to like no I would think that but the
Lacey did this tournament two years ago same concept. It was one streamer one pro
And Peterbott was on a team with Max black away max and they lost the team that one was Jason and Kanata
Yeah, what place did Peter get?
What place did Peter get Chad
And he don't remember he got six
Six plays really yeah, okay, I mean I mean Jason's like a really like either good
Holy aura with the title to in the game. Oh my god squishy. That was a plot one lobby
That means if we win again, we're gonna be in plot one
I
Think you're ready to play. Wait wait wait. Press B. Press B. Yeah
Those guys are 6 6 7 at plot 1 you're in 6 7 2 right now, bro. You're ready plot 1
That's what I mean. Yeah, yeah, you're here. Neelo. You're good, bro
Yeah, I can say you should think you're good. I think program is good, bro
I'll make my tweet now, but I don't know actually I need to call off the first song
Can you solo queue all your games all your placements? Yeah, no, I've only sold out to you
I haven't played with anybody so chat chat can't say you're like it's mickey bro like you you're in plot again. Yeah, I saw
That's fair. That's fair so a lot of them
Chow probably call off see like tonight like after 10
If he's up, I don't know if he's gonna be up to
God I love this song
Yeah
Squeezie, are you good at Fortnite or not?
Nah, bro. I'm like, I find my worst shooter on the stage. It's the building. I've never learned how to build.
Whenever I play it, I play no build and it's like not as enjoyable.
Yeah.
I feel like if you do it, you gotta do build, but like, there's gonna be a lot of bad streamers like...
Yeah.
Squeezie, would you wanna play in it?
Yeah, of course, bro.
Yeah, I think we'll do one streamer, one pro.
and I'm sitting like it's hard though because like the format I told Joe about is I have four tiers
so like I have tier one pro which would be like Peter bot and then tier pro
but tier four pro would be like oh like this guy was a former pro you know what I mean?
tier two would be like good but not great or like tier two pro would be like really good and then
tier three will be like good uh like mid pro. That's what you're saying so like the best person
that the worst streamer the best streamer gets the worst brawl yes I mean for reference I got I
think I didn't get a single kill on lacy and I'm good at shooters and I just kind of get a
phone lacy and a bill like fight yeah same thing with Ron that erode me yeah I would consider Ron
like tier four brawl same with like lacy yeah I don't think they should be in that creator list maybe
those guys yeah because that might be broken if they're like a tier one creator and they get like
like a tier 4 pro, so I did it on him.
Yes.
So.
Chasing that fair.
Yeah, it'll take some work, but I think you can get it to be fair.
Yeah, I have to lock in. I'm gonna listen to what Aussie says,
because he broke, he analyzed the game like constantly.
He knows a lot about the game, and he'll only make it fair.
Because I just want it to be like, you don't know who's gonna win.
I don't want it to be I who's gonna win.
I mean, I mean today even though there was like one side of matchup, it was kind of hard
to tell I was going to win so.
Yeah, I thought Yu-Gi was going to win.
Yeah, I thought Yu-Gi didn't take that blow off.
I just thought Yu and Mingo were going to be really good.
I didn't realize I've been Yu-Gi like that.
Yeah, Yu-Gi was like, I'm comfortably saying Yu-Gi was better than me.
But look at these going right.
All my teammates are good in Rocket League today.
Sometimes that happens, bro.
But you just get good to all of them.
Yo, you're timing on mecha the other day and then the time in your brother and son is up.
You're right as I said that.
I don't remember a mecha the other day, you're still alive bro and then I got fucking sniped by a guy.
Dude, the enemy player said FF! Bro, it's time bud!
FF what?
I
Know I think with the top around like that's the chair on I don't mind it. I love it good. Oh shit
Okay, that's a crazy
I'm gonna stick it I think you're actually playing good brah I'm actually like pretty impressed
Oh my god bro.
Like you're hitting the ball so hard, you're getting good hits.
Thank you bro.
That's what gets you out of this rank, getting the ball hard is how you watch this.
Yeah.
Right now.
My god, good bounce.
Kind of.
That's what he was doing against you guys.
He was just positioning good and shooting.
That's it.
Yes, bro, literally.
We're gonna get trolled.
Hold the aura.
Squeezy, how long did it take you to learn that air dribble? Or was that like not even the mechanic when you started?
Uh, nah, it kinda was. It was like a month, but I was a kid. Like, I had no internet. I don't know what shit.
I got like 200 ping when I had a Q right, so I just had a free play. I had so much time on the ball.
You learn air dribble in a month?
Yeah, yeah, I was like full chat
No one really knew like it was only a few players in the world. I could do it. Well
Good
But bro, I just it was kind of just out in free play until I got it. That's it's all I yeah
Like eight hours, bro. Like literally I got home to school and play like if you did that you would get good at it
There's no one wants to do it. Yep. You just have to be full. Yeah for me like I hate free play
It's most fun when I play ranked. I like playing ranked for long
Yeah, like Moota has a like a basic irritable down actually off the wall
And he said is he got us to this city and reflect so like you learn you learn when you just have more time on the ball
Just think about how much you touched the ball in a two-game like
You know wait for this moment to hit it sometime. Yes, but three players always on the ball like always
like well I have 20 like 2,000 hours drinks probably more than half 5 5 14k
I'll get three play hours just me and the ball
that was one of the weirdest angles I've ever seen somebody get a goal I'm not
like that was such a weird and they like to write like wall pin
area arrow jakes your moment oh my god oh my god oh no no oh no
dude buddy's fucking save it bro of course you fucking save it
you're playing really good thank you bro I wish I did this in the tournament I
always lose my tournament I never win a lot of it's just like the drop really
I feel like you're running into like a really good team early too yeah my theory
was wrong though I thought I would win or I thought I would lose to the team that
won after how good you get it but then lose it
yeah I still battle us team yeah let's wait in the last turning first around and
he just back me over bro maybe not want to play CG in action yeah CG is a lot
like broccoli brother is a big skill gap for sure bro you had this kill on me
where I jumped through the window in Oregon and he was like and the base
like first floor through a hole shot me as I vaulted in.
Yeah.
And so that's-
Bro, that Siege is like, Siege is more of a novice skill gap.
Like there's a lot of mechanics that goes into Siege, but the biggest thing about Siege
is like, you have to know the maps, you have to know the operators abilities, you have to
know the guns recoil patterns, you have to know kind of what's happening, because a lot
of the time, like when I started playing Siege, bro, I would see- Bro Chat, I told you this,
but like, on my old old old account, I would see bronze for like the whole season.
Like I could not get out of bronze.
I would do a cute myself. I don't know every night. I couldn't got a broadcast. I didn't know what I was dying from
What right did I get? I got that one not bad. I never do enough give three to the three almost like to
But yeah, like it just sees a big knowledge gap rock and league is a very big mechanical knowledge gap
But you have to know the one hundred percent idea
Like learning how to fly for me was a big big breakthrough in broccoli like when I do how to fly
I was okay. I can actually get to like gold because I can get up it opens up the gate
Yeah, you have a lot more opportunity to do shit silver everybody's kind of just on the floor
How do you feel about that for nine turning what if it was trios? He did like one pro two content creators
God that's not a bad idea either squish. That's not a bad idea, bro
You get 99 players. That's not about yet. That's the ability that can't like full carry, you know, maybe that's not a bad idea
What do y'all think is better for the Fortnite tournament?
Duos or trios?
Do you have the drops? Don't end for another hour, 24 minutes.
24 minutes. Hour, 24.
Terminal ball, duos or trios?
Because the Fortnite tournament, it's in two weeks.
A little over two weeks, Chad. A little over two weeks.
I have time to plan. I haven't even tweeted it out for people yet.
I'm just thinking like that with the pro has less impact, you know?
They still have impact, but less because that instead of 50 pros which he does 33 pros
Way less and then 66
Bro, yeah, that would be good. That would be good. Yeah, that'd be good squads is a 10-28 squad
So I think trios is good. Yeah, but not boy. What y'all's opinion?
Just trying to think of a way where people can't say after like, oh, it's just watch like just watch
Which that's very good in blood. I didn't think about that very good. I never even thought about trios
Yeah, it could still be good in do it. I don't know again. I'll see it probably be the best. Yeah. Yeah
about it yeah you know it's a lot
it's like even in like see you know what it is yes for me yes did we ever run
that back at 55 I don't remember I think we did actually I think we did we played
one no we did I have one turning with me sketch no I think we did 4v4 actually
no it was 4v4 we never did 5v5 it was me sketched Lacey and your rage I think
So it's 40 for you.
Well, we should do a 5v5 CS again at some point.
That would be good.
Yeah, I know that one.
I don't think the pros would play a trio, certainly.
Why not?
Why would the pros not play trios?
Why?
Who would Peterbot's trio be, like, fucking Marlon and Loose?
Like, that would be so funny, bro.
Is that Peter Hart coming?
He's so funny.
That would be hilarious, huh?
If the Unibot steamage is low to portals and max, that would be like so funny.
Well, you're right with those squishy. If there's less pros, it relies more on the creators.
Yeah.
You don't want it to see pros just carrying. That's a goal every day of the week.
And imagine like a situation where it's like two creators vs one pro and the creators kill the pros somehow.
Like at the end of the game.
Like how do you say?
Literally, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But as I feel like one creator versus one pro the creator will almost never kill the
bro.
Yep.
Ah, smart man, switch, smart man.
I haven't thought about that yet, Scott, that's a very good idea.
Because then instead of 50 throws, yep, okay.
Instead of 50 throws, you have 33.
Oh, you got chipped.
Oh my god, this guy's the other guy.
Okay, open, open.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna go for the bloodlust, okay?
Yeah, dude, that's what you did?
Like, you recognize that he's coming in and you hit it around him?
That's, like, huge, dude.
Thank you, yeah.
Dude, I really just want to get Diamond and Rocket League.
Like, bro, if I get that picture of me being Diamond Child,
put it on my flit.
Diamond and Rocket League, dude, I need that.
Oh, my God, a DC.
Bro, I'm getting, like, see what I mean?
I'm just squishy. Everything's going right right now.
That's the 7th DC. The universe is, like, aligning, bro, yeah.
I'm just sitting here solo-cuting, too.
Oh my god, you don't like a four win streak I think after this
Does it really count if the furnace is afk? No, it doesn't count but I can't control it. I can't
They wanted it. Let's get a bow from I can brought to right now Chad dead ass
Telling that's my chair around right there
So how does it feel to have like your own literally insane, bro?
Bro, this is the second game ever rocket League and our six like it is insane bro. Shout out rocket League and our six, bro
Literally insane, you know, you know, I have an item in the game. I think you told me or no
Look at this shit. I do have a tag too, but like
Not as cool as your yeah, I'll show you quick
It's this bro
It's a muffin. It's called stoic muffin bro, cuz I didn't like react like I have like a crazy goal in pro
In pro attorneys, I wouldn't like react. So it's called like stoic muffin. Dude. That's it
Wait, I think you did talk about that a while. I got a long time ago each one about that. That's it
I love this stadium
Everything is going right. Oh my god
You stream energy thinking
This question you might see me just kind of one second kickoff pinch goal off the lane kickoff. Oh shit. I'm not even joking like what is happening
Yeah, no, I don't think anyone's ever gotten a decal bro. You're the first person ever get a decal. That's like so cool
And it works for any any part. It's like universal. It's not just like one part. Oh
I messed up nice. Oh my god
Are you ever gonna like a you said there was like an anthem or something?
It says like ball ride. Yeah, so I have another decal that's coming in the game
And that's the one that works infected so it starts off with me
And then it goes to everyone cuz it gets infected and then that's a decal so basic earth anthem
So anytime like somebody scores that has it on it goes
I
Now it will be like actual infected with like
This one's a little rarer
I mean now it's not
You can buy that 300k people buy out of shit now
No, please come on lock him.
Can't run like a three game winning streak boys.
Nice, nice, nice.
Oh my god.
I missed you bitch.
It was a high ball.
Kind of awkward.
He's trying to dribble me.
No, no, no, no, no.
Barlow Malfini!
Barlow Malfini!
The job didn't have the chair today, right? Just the V-Cup?
I think it comes with the chair, but I might be wrong.
Check! Just the V-Cup and the chair!
No, I miss out that so bad wait no I think
Oh my god, just he got a lot of us out. I'm right. Okay
That means that the yeah, that means that the chairs are super
I
Don't think must he's playing that much five and I've been playing a lot since the
Decadre
Thousand shit. Yeah, give it a Zen right away. Like right now. That's like the second person I play with
What's it called? Did you do like casual games or something somebody told me you did that which is like
I was playing a lot. I was playing a bunch of dazzle. Yeah
Cuz that goes to every rank
Because yeah, I was trying to get it not this necessary. That'd be squished man
Of course of course
Yeah, I don't know what's it that you included us in that. Yeah, bro. Yeah, of course
If they gave us the title to say that glowing purple jump
Yeah, that's really rare only four people do yeah only four people have that yeah
I think you have to use it to spread the Dekas, so I'm gonna keep using it until the season is over.
Yeah.
It's not the end of the season, right?
Did they spread?
I think it spreads.
I don't know, I think the season, yeah.
It should be like a few months then.
Three months, yeah.
oh my god no not enough power I could have got more on that last place yeah
oh my okay that was good that was good timing though that was a good angle
yeah I'm right yeah it's at an end in one hour 15 minutes the drops oh shit
Check it, you guys see if Aussie is going to be on in an hour?
I wanted to ask him about questions about Fortnite.
You guys know if he's going to be on in one hour?
Nope, too much, do I?
I do love Rocket League in the sense that like if I do a tournament, it's just everybody
understand what the objective is. It's so simple, bro. It's not like a lead or it's so confusing.
Like, Rockmeade's so simple. Yeah, I was on vacation this time, but I walked a bit of the
lead. I almost had no idea what was going on. Yep. I had no clue. Literally, bro. Literally.
I can tell you all are having fun, isn't it? Yeah. No, it's funny. The Marlon R-Cliff was
like the best man I've ever seen. I'll have to show him that you're questioning. It was like
trying to ult, right? Or something? Like, calling him to ult. Yes. He waited until his whole
And then they all died, and then he did it and missed.
That's funny though.
So it would have maybe kept this team alive a little longer.
They put the Marlin playing seed, or like looking outside the map.
And the building was so fucking far.
I'm dead one hour. Okay, cool
What if I just go into like plot three right now time you imagine I keep winning I don't know why
Yeah, I'm fine. I don't know that that's five
That's five, bro
Yeah, that's five straight to solo Dola
You had two quick for kids siege makes me mad. Okay, just died might know me
Dude, okay, I gotta be close to plot two shortly, right?
Yeah, it's 717 and he's one game one game one game off plan to just like the
fucking him lucky and dude holy climb bro five went straight bro sometimes in
rocket league chat it's just like League of Legends sometimes in rock league you
get the best teammates ever sometimes you get the worst teammates ever it is what
it is bro sometimes a rock league your team is ass sometimes it was very
passionate about this loser loser's queue thing you saw me yesterday um and uh so i fully agree
with them i think it's a thing in this game too like i'll hit like five wins in a row and then
they'll give me a teammate that it's impossible to win with and then either say like four loses
in like lots of it's actually a little thing i thought that was ranting to you about lucius
queering never played the game chat not that is mentally ill brah no he was saying is it a thing
in rock league and then i said like what do you mean and then he explained it and my god like
That was an explanation
They just own gold, like do you see what I'm saying?
What is happening?
They own gold, like bro, everything is going right
Jack look
Team pinch your own gold
What the f**k
This is for Plat 2 y'all
This is for Plat 2, dead ass
Bro, I got nothing to say
You're playing clean rockabee
You extend the time in the drops
I can't bro, it's epic decision bro
They said 5 to 10
I hope at least like
Honestly, I bet you throughout the whole stream
I'll have to see how many people actually like came through but I bet you at least like 500,000 people got the beat
Oh, yeah over the whole time. Yeah, because people came in and out, you know
Yeah, yeah
I mean rocker you think about this like the average players a day
500 to a million so half the players
Rocking it gets so many players that it's actually so impressive
You know how like 1.8 million players one like that like to go it was COVID. Oh my god. Oh my god
it was COVID COVID was spiked up too yeah COVID COVID numbers were in thing
yeah Rocket League is a game where I can comfortably say Rocket League will
never die because of how unique Rocket League is but Jack Rocket League will
never die because it's such a unique game like it's there's only one Rocket League
so unique car soccer it's like such a good idea
If that's what I'm like, yeah.
Yeah, it'll never die.
But you know what's crazy, Tugens? There was a massive cheating problem.
Like, right when you joined in, like, it was actually really bad.
Like, there was bots everywhere.
Yeah, it was bots, DDoSers, people that were, like, killing the servers.
They came out with an anti-cheat and it's gone completely.
I haven't ran into a single one since I did it, so...
I mean, it's rare that a game fixes a cheating problem.
like yeah that actually goes away you know they mean thank god I was actually
miserable you came in at the best time you gave me some of the focus on it
wasn't just like running the cheaters and right
yeah first time I oh no my rocket was like January I think my most stream
game of 2026 I should have more than siege and leak that's crazy bro it's
It's just so easy to put time in this game.
Yeah.
Dude, I remember when I was playing Rocket League every day.
Do you remember that I would just do dance parties?
I would just listen to music and play.
But now I'm streaming YouTube, so it's hard to do that.
Yeah.
It's just a little bit of a game in the style of the sublime.
Yes.
For Rocket League, my favorite thing about Rocket League is,
and this is my favorite thing about League also,
is I can play Rocket League and just blast music the whole time.
It's so fun.
Siege, I can't do that.
If I do that in Siege, I'll go 0 and 5.
I'm actually gonna carry this game, that ass.
The teammate went for an aerial, but low key might be the first hurflit as in...
At least not my foot.
At least he's a teammate, yeah.
Honestly, he hit like a nice aerial, bro.
Not at all.
I can do the aerial tap ends.
That's about it.
Wanna save?
Like a position thing is like really on fire now.
Like that, like that too like really mad.
Thank you bro.
I'll try to end under the wheels by the way when he can.
Yes, yes, yes, sorry.
Don't hit the wall with your ass cheeks.
Are you doing good?
Hey bro, listen, I've seen you don't this coaching clips like,
you know me and dad is on this table like I must have a
yeah no you absolutely know bro oh my god bro I saw clip it and tell you to hold
your breath or something you like to run like a tomato
dude my command might be a smurf actually I don't know
What am I, Twitch just crashed? I can't even read my chat.
Nice! Let's keep the beat.
You're good, you're good.
My stream's still working?
Your stream's still up, yeah.
Keepers like face down, I think.
They're fake Smith. Okay, I gotta win this game first.
Chipped him.
No, it's good. It's good. I can see anything.
Drop, drop, drop, drop!
Yes!
Oh my god, that was insane. That was actually insane.
Nice.
Okay, chat.
Stop saying-
Shut up!
Guys, I can't extend the time.
I have no control over that, guys.
If I could've sent it to Midnight, I would, but I have no control over this island.
I don't think I understand, though. People are fiends for this fucking decal.
Yeah, I know.
Bro, I'll randomly have people come in and just ask, like,
Yo, how can I get this sandblow at this thing?
Like, literally, so, this decal is very sought after.
Probably the most popular pro preset in years.
Oh my god.
It's crazy the influence that like throws happens. I feel like a pro never used a decal and no one would care as much about it, but because people use it and all the other like it says it adds a lot of war onto it.
exactly it was always like that like whatever decals like pros are using it
was always super popular
then you feel like the player you know what I mean like when you're playing
feel like you are them yes like wearing a jersey in fucking real life
football jubu
Nope, that's another win bro. Is that six wins in a row or seven?
That's it. That's it. And your plat two. And your plat two bro.
Plat two toad!
Plat two, bitch!
That's fucking time!
Like a diamond in the night, bro.
Plat two, boys!
Give me that shit!
Oh my god, what a sign man.
It's in a row y'all.
All solo queue.
All solo queue chat.
Plat 2 baby.
6 in a row dude.
My highest 2's rank ever is plat 2.
My highest 3's rank ever is plat 3 but it was lamikia's fuck cause my elo is all messed
up.
My highest actual rank ever is plat 2.
If I get plat 3 right now.
my highest rank ever but I don't know I need a lot of wins for that a lot
I don't want to like change anything you're doing just the only thing I'd say is to try to like
manage your boost as efficiently as possible I don't waste your boost but you're playing
Giver I don't want to like make you over think you're playing like a little good thank you bro
imagine I get diamonds tonight on the same level tournament that would be insane but now I need
I need to get so many wins.
Yeah, I think you're like maybe a hundred points away.
Like ten wins.
That's a weird bounce for him, that's a weird bounce.
Oh my god.
Dude, you're playing good.
Oh my god.
Look at the finesse.
Look at the finesse, chat.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I think my biggest streak, 7-1 straight solo queueing is my biggest streak.
Solo queue too.
Yeah.
Wait, that's gonna bounce.
Look at the read of the game though.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Oh, you're reading everything so well.
Oh my god.
Yo, this is musty, be honest.
No, because it's me.
Alright.
my god this is musty be honest no because it's me last time i seen musty was when he
was at my house like uh three months ago and then he like uh never told you like that again
i actually felt bad that was bad he thanked you like a week later too he did a thanks to you
yes bro bro jack anytime musty asked me to do any video and i just like yeah it's just a prank
I was kinda fucked though, he had to use like, think you were like...
No, I didn't have to go all the way up there!
Oh my god, that's a good one!
Oh no, pass back, go get pass back, go get pass back, that's a good one.
Yeah, I might tip it at...
You had to think you were beating like, like, diamonds and shit, that one time.
Yup.
Not all the way, he's frankly like 10 times in my career, all of the time.
I'm actually paranoid when I write your ideas now.
Yep.
Did he ask you to be in that prank?
No, no, no.
But if you did, I would have said no.
I don't like this.
I don't like doing that.
Bro, yeah, I'm planning for pranking you was not bad.
Oh my gosh.
No, no, no, no.
No, I'm just saying, I feel bad.
And he didn't think I could make someone,
like the reaction of someone be like,
be shitty, I don't like it.
yeah obviously weren't trying to do it for us then well no bro like we wanted to
prank you but I know you made training packs and it was all live like it was
all live so I was like I can't like get musk like I can't tell I was really
funny though I was funny and it was bad and they created a good meme not
any time he's like good, people like it's much easier.
Yeah, dead of a dead.
That's, he's not controlling that, no way.
Yeah.
If that guy didn't bump me, wait.
Good ass.
I got to get over it a little bit.
Yeah, exactly.
He's got to get over it.
Playing good though, man.
All right, we're looking like I get a plat tonight.
Chat, plat three.
Cool.
Aw, you're not in there.
Okay.
Chat!
It might be time to stop the hate.
Diamond Jinx, you could be a thing this season, deras!
Diamond Jinx, you got all the decals as well running around, that was good.
I know, with the chair. That was my goal. Remember, it was Chrissy on day one of rocketing, my goal was Diamond.
You're gonna get it. You'll get it.
Yeah, but like I said, it's like riding a bike. Like, if you play for a couple hours, you'll get back to where you were, because you don't forget that.
It's all grain. It's all your grain.
That's all it's all target.
Oh you can jump for it, you can go up.
You can go up.
I'm up 2s man, there's so many goals but you can also like actually defend.
Breeze is over the event, I hate Breeze.
And Worms is just no defense.
Yeah I think Breeze at low level is not as a dreadlock actually.
I think three, three's at a high level, most of them are low though.
Yep.
Real, real, most of them are on the watch there.
Yeah.
Bro, so Zen lost today, he lost the match.
No, thanks, I was gonna tell you, it's a good thing, good thing you went because you had to like, figure everything out for the 30s.
But, it finished at 5, like, it literally went game 7, Zen brought it back to game 7 and lost.
Really?
Yeah.
It was actually really good series.
Dude, at one point, Nass won a game 11 to 4, I think it was.
Like, I don't even know what it was.
Yeah, game 7 is then like lost by 2 I think.
That was so well played. That's like a low-key of the high-level thing you just did.
It's like a small detail, but you let the balls bounce and take the guy,
then you picked the second guy. See, this is just a two-up again.
Like aerialing for that.
I'm telling you, Black 2s can play a little bit of putty.
Black 2s play a little bit of putty.
Like this
We should do a
I'm asking about it's like a month ago that I forgot. We should do a 2v2 for a 70 rank. We never did one
Wait, we never did that?
No, you did it with musty like the first day you play it
Oh
Oh, bro, we'll beat them. Well now we won't beat them top rank
No, we beat SSL remember we did I played every rank 1v2 remember you asked me to do that
And then and then you subbed in for the SSL then we actually won a game
Bro, we would we would go far we would
I think you can make it to like SSL. I don't know if we beat SSL, but I think you can make it to SSL.
Yeah, yeah, we never did do that. I made you want to, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. You were a new, you were a new.
And that is game, boys. That is game.
Maybe after the World Cup stuff we'll do it.
Channy, I remember, um, 9-9-0 vs. Musty when I scored on the second goal. That was INSANE.
Same YouTube short comment, bro. I literally she fell on the floor laughing. Am I going?
Be my chat is spamming to extend time of the drops but guys I can't bro. I have no control over that
Well, he was actually devastated about that loss to like that. Yeah, he was like
Bro when I beat musty on the second goal, he didn't talk for like three minutes, bro
I remember that was insane
I'm like over yet over a hundred k viewers. I think to that stream, bro. Yes
No drops, I think it was over on it. Yes, bro
Now I'm gonna be honest in the rock like community really needed you then bro
I like every single top streamer at the time was like struggling to stream and
Rocking right because the cheetahs and was bad
like, like, you literally say what you want.
Yeah, bro.
But it wasn't bad in low ranks.
It was just like the people that have to play high rank all the time.
No, I gotta get over that. That's tough.
Ah, that's incredible.
Chat, I gotta get Plat 3 right now, boys.
What is the elo for Plat 3, Lee?
You all know I'm chat.
I'm just 3. I gotta be cold.
I guess I'm like aerialing now, though.
Bro, I know what it is.
Bro, I don't know what it is, this is weird, I don't know what it is, but I believe the flat 1 to flat 2 jump is crazy.
I don't know. I might be delusional, I might just be coping.
I think getting the flat 3 is like, yeah, it's a big jump.
Oh my god. Oh my, dude, everything is kind of looking though.
Broch, I'm gonna get flat 3. Boys, I might even get diamond tonight!
If I keep winning, bro, I'm gonna get diamond!
diamond one is 835 kilo apparently you're not far off that well switchy this
would be so cinema oh my god you gotta win so you got to keep on winning everything
he makes pretty good though look at him I ever come in for the goal and now we're
gonna get now okay you just look at back he was gonna get there
I'm on that. I'm on that. I'm gonna waste time. Let him lose.
Barrier forward. Going, going, going, going.
Too far. I can't get out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Really well played. Thank you.
You go.
I could have dribbled out of shadow. I'm not gonna hit him anymore.
No no no no no no
As we're sitting in that
Yeah, oh squishy. Do you like to be response?
Yeah, yeah that that changes huge man
I mean I was thinking about this like the amount of pro games I played that would have been so different if you could change
Change that before that's a huge change, man
There's some situations where you can't reach the ball unless you had the good spawn
Oh, that's a crazy good game.
Hi, Jimmy. What's up, Phillip?
Bro, I might get Plat 3. Wait, this guy's the afterlender. My teammate has it. He has it.
Yeah, that's probably from you, bro.
Jimmy, submit as the afterlender, bro. Look.
Nice, mate. You're recognizing that you're laughing your B a lot and you keep going back.
Yeah, I'm getting better at recognizing when the ball's gonna go over me.
over me I used to be wise to have a really hard time with that but just knowing when the ball's
gonna go over my head yeah he's gonna follow the situation if they're closer if they're closer
to the bottom you then just assume that you should just go he's just wait for the touch
like right here he's still closer he's hard he has more boost yeah but yeah like any situation where
they're closer to the bottom you should wait phillips said hi did he end up dead and i see man
So bad, nice 10.
Watch this, watch this.
That's your play.
Oh my.
Okay, that was a lot.
That was a lot.
That was a lot.
And you read the jump.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, that's your play.
That's your ones play.
You did actually like the first that you played I don't know why it was like quick to you
I read that
This game is bad ass so fun. I love when you make out a good
What are these guys are
It's kind of crazy that they weren't like doing this two games ago now that people can actually jump for it. Oh
Oh my god, get that.
He's coming to play again.
That was the ball, it was too disconnected for him there.
Yeah, yeah.
It's still a good idea though.
The ball was right behind me when I do it.
It's still, no, but even if you don't get the bump, like, it's so much pressure on that guy.
Oh, I gotta go over there.
It's so funny, man.
I got left.
Cause now they're expecting it, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The corner one's a little bit better than the sidewall, because they have more space-based gauges on the sidewall.
I
Kind of like decent
Nice, come on lock in lock in this is for eight wins in a row. I think or it might be seven
Think it's a
You gotta wait on this my bad my bad
which you have so on me
okay okay
just whenever your teammates over committed
like like that
your teammates honestly your teammates fault
cause you did that like you just flipped into the wall
and then if you're in a 1v2
but as soon as you recognize that you gotta just
kinda like delay, delay from the
you knew it you knew it as soon as it happened
it was wrong
One of them is sitting in that, his foe's guy just plays in goal.
Howdy was going to jump, pressure, the pressure though!
Yeah, exactly.
Dude, that's what I mean, like you didn't hit him, but you see how hard it is for him to
actually hit the ball after?
You could do anything.
They saw him!
Get him guys!
I've never died in flat 3 and 2s as for bro
is it this game oh my God dude and I got a good
I
Did you do that flip aerial like really well you just don't do like the non-flip aerial yes, yeah
But it's honestly in shoes bro like I wouldn't even go for like the big big areas anyway right now
Okay, so swishy all I gotta do is get one more win and I'm plat to division four
so I need three wins for plat three right three wins I think it's 780
something right that 785 maybe and then do diamond is 830 I think so you're
you're not that far from you're less than a hundred points up diamond
think about that three wins oh my god Armand they can evolve it up three wins
y'all but some people are saying it might be too but yeah dude I mean fuck
what a what a streak just keep playing solid
lock in I gotta stay locked three wins chat with lapri what if we get diamond
chat not tonight but probably like maybe even tomorrow dude
oh that was so bad
that's all you can see you can see yeah i had to get there in time
that's not many way too close yep
demo nice that guy at the afterwinter bro that guy at the afterwinter chat that guy at the
this might be the end of the winning streak all right stay focused they
got a pretty good
close
70 good matches.
10 of them lost.
Shouldn't have went for that.
Yeah, shouldn't have went for that.
Yeah, both of the goals I think I wished were up.
yeah it's a lot about just not over committing but your team had also been dismissed
but you don't have to claim them
it's on me
I'm only going to play my team if there's like literally nothing I could have done and then it's like
yeah
yeah generally you just don't want to over commit but you've done it really well
get in there!
YES!
stop it over here boys!
stop it over
come on dude!
It's not over yet chat
Gonna follow us kick off maybe
Wait shootable ah mess, okay, I'm sorry, please honestly
We missed
all-time
Whoa Georgie missed the ball photo
You got that
Nice
Georgie, please
I got like a finish. I just just leave it leave it
I
Think every goal has been my fault. Oh, I just gotta get back earlier
Okay, like a why do you purse that place? It'll be right if you have if you have time to go back earlier
Yeah, it's one thing you always tell me like go wide and then cut in now. Are you gonna push the ball for longer?
Yes
Go by then cut in
oh nice touch oh my god oh my god bro you almost scored that
It was like a touchy-coo guy
Where do you?
Georgie, that was not good
Nice
You have to be awkward for you
Wow, I mean that's a I mean
My eyes were hit, yeah, I ain't got a chance to get my fucking head
It's not over, it's not over, it's not over
It's not over, it's not over
Oh, that's good. Georgie!
Zin, I think.
Oh my god.
Georgie, you're the truth!
Alright, bro, get a 20.
Get a 20, you want to see the world, thanks, bro. We need to go out of here.
I know, I know. I gotta do better.
I
Got a vacation years a little bit weird. Oh, oh you're good. It's not around. Oh god
Oh my god
You're gonna bury you
Good they shouldn't make it
Nice.
Gorge, some time.
Okay.
Our next goal is probably going to win, Squish.
Gorge should have, you have to trust him.
Nice positioning, good composition, oh my god.
please god please god don't score it not like this please don't really offer it for george
oh my god he's the greatest
he's the greatest you're fucking go double that shit oh my god oh what i thought that was on the wall
no you didn't get it i thought it was on the wall
we probably shouldn't be doing this right i don't know what's really aggro
I'm going to score right now, and open, be careful, Georgie didn't go, I'm going to go,
Georgie always the first one to come up so I gotta stay back
Nice. Oh no. You're good.
Lock in. I'm bad.
Georgie! Oh my god.
Oh my god, good bump.
I try to try to chill on the bounce.
It's gonna be weird.
Nice, nice, nice, good job.
George, you got...
Oh, never over-sacred.
Come on, George, you mad goat!
We're g'd. Be careful, be careful when you come back. Just wait for me to get back. Nice.
Kind of back to help you.
I took his boost and then yeah, that's okay.
Yeah, that's okay.
Hey, good game bro. Those guys were not bad. You actually did really good.
Oh that Bumpy Pound too. It was 8, it was 8. That would have been your 9.
Bro these guys are playing fucking funk. Easy lowkey.
Buddy, you spent 3 minutes in overtime. What do you mean easy lowkey?
Little shithead?
Easy lowkey my ass.
I think today who's up like 80 elo you bro. Yes
How's your league has your league rank looking
Some questions are better laugh on answer man
Here you know what I'll just list I'll just play my snapchat story from last night into the mic and then you can
you'll know how my league journey is if you want my wreck for context I'm currently bronze for
is that the I play a game of League of Legends off stream never again five minutes into the game
this chogath just left I'm not even kidding five minutes into the game this chogath just left I
I went 11 and 5 with 6 assists earned an S plus on Warwick, but it's not enough!
It's never enough!
Just wait, there's one left.
Never mind. I decided to play one more game of League of Legends, because I'm sick in the head.
Watch this. So, we lost the game.
Okay, what's the game?
But I'm still in my way.
One of their players left the match.
He left the match.
We lost a four.
I was playing with Tommy.
Because guess what?
Our vaders 0 and 9 mid lane.
Our ADC is 1 and 8 bot lane.
And our support side on is 1 and 19.
So Chad.
In that game, let me screenshot it.
I had, in that game, I had a 0 and 9 mid laner,
a 1 and 8 ADC, and a 1 and 19 support.
Let's plug that into the calculator, shall we?
0 and 9 mid laner, so the kills is two kills
between the three of them.
They had two kills, and then they had nine deaths,
That's which is 17 plus 19. What's 19 plus 17 is fishy 36
Yes, my mid lane and bot lane were two and 36, so let's plug that into a calculator
That is a 0.0555 repeating Katie. That's like most polo stats
Cuz it's not even possible to lose a fight before unless my team goes two and 36 and they did they went two and 36
My mid lane to bot lane with two and thirty six I have a question like a genuine question
Like do you have fun when you play league?
It's thanks man, uh
Dante's is like Dante's makes league funny
So I have fun because it's funny and then when I play with my brother off stream and my cousin off stream
It's fun because it's funny
Um, but no, when I'm solo queuing league at two in the morning, if I'm playing well,
I have fun.
If I'm playing bad, it's like, bro, the thing about league squishy is like rocket league
gets five minutes.
So like rocket league, you play and you know, you lose or maybe you get your ass kicked for
five minutes.
League of Legends, when you're, when you're the guy who's two and 10 and you're, you've
been two and 10 for 45 minutes, it's the worst game in the world.
When you are doing good in League of Legends, like when you're the guy that's fed and you have all the items and you're 12 kills, 3 deaths, it's...
Are you trying to kill 3 districts?
Oh no, this is 3s, what?
That's alright, so you're not placing a game in 3s anyway.
I think I'm like golden 3s because I was playing with Ron and Lose, so I think I'm like literally gold.
Oh, shit, that's right.
You guys want a break?
Yeah, it took, uh, took an hour, took an hour.
Oh, that's why you de-ranged, I mean, it's not de-ranked.
And then you probably just carried, right?
Yeah, I had six gold, 21, six.
Holy shit.
Yeah, actually, so look at it.
Holy fuck.
So yeah, that's the issue with League though.
I feel like if you have bad teammates for you,
you're locked into, like, a game for so long.
I had the most tilted part about it.
Yeah, and like, the cold, honest truth about League
that nobody really likes to admit to is like,
if none of it matters, like,
You have games where it's an auto-loss, sure, but you have games where it's an auto-win, right?
Because like, sometimes I have an 0-9 mid laner, like that Vhagar,
but then other times, their mid laner's an auto-loss.
You know what I mean? So it's like, for a pretty auto-loss as you get,
you get the same amount of auto-wins, right?
So it comes up to you to actually lock in all those games down close.
Yeah, that makes sense, it makes sense.
Can we also talk about the fact that you're playing like the cleanest like rocket that you've ever played?
I'm not gonna lie.
Like you're playing so good.
I've been on it all day. I'm just for my guess.
Holy fuck.
Like you literally took a first touch, your first touch of the game, you hit off the wall and you just blot it.
Bro, I'm proud of you by the way. You overcame your cases addiction.
Yo, dead ass, thank you bro. Like dead ass, thank you.
I'm proud of you bro.
Bro, because I sat there and asked myself what's the point?
I had two good polls. I mean, it's not gonna get any better. It's only gonna get worse
Like it's not gonna
Insane insane water. Yeah, actually
No, yeah, I had a $1400 knife and then like a thousand on that. I'm good. I'm killing I still lost like 16k to that game
So
yeah bro when I found out the ROI on a case was 4% it got pretty sickening even
opening a map at that point every case you have a 96% chance of losing money
yeah no that is actually absurd to think about
tried red dead redemption to does he know check does he know
No, Artemis likes to, he's not.
Holy horror, are you just MVP when the game in a few minutes?
Holy chat, how did the viewer do?
I didn't even know, how did the viewer do?
He was with Dantez, he lost first round.
I'm gonna go pee when I click.
BRB squish.
Chat, he lost first round.
Damn.
Chat, was he like, at least like funny?
I'm gonna go pee.
Oh shit, I'm in the stream, how about if you're trying to hide something?
I got out, I got out.
you
The whole chat is spamming for the drops to be extended, bro.
How much time you guys got left?
Those of you guys that are spamming, how much time's left?
Doobie scooped it on me.
Doobie scooped it on me.
Hide!
Run!
I'm gonna get out of my shit, bro.
Chat, um...
Plat 3 tonight, boys.
I'm telling you.
Plat 3 tonight?
Dare I say we hit Diamond tomorrow.
Dare I fucking say.
I just need a good streak of teammates,
and then I need to play well personally.
Plat 3 tonight. Diamond tomorrow, dude.
You hopped up at 10, Jigs?
I'm getting off Rocket League at 10, yes, yes.
I told my child beyond Rocket League till 10, because, uh, till the drop's 10.
And then I'm a...
Because then I'm a, what's it called?
I'm gonna talk to Ozzy for like 10 minutes and plan out the tournament.
And then, bro, tomorrow I might try to hit Diamond, like, dead ass.
Jeff, does that say he's gonna 1v5 Irons?
Do y'all believe him or no?
I might do that tomorrow night also.
Chad, Gadot has 1v5 irons.
I wanna watch that. I was on yeah, I asked that question because I was actually curious. I'm gonna watch that tomorrow.
Dude, I'm not gonna be live, but if Dante's actually does it, I'll be impressed because you're you made it sound like it's fucking impossible.
It's not possible because like bro, I might be wrong because I'm still two months into the game. I might be wrong.
But like in Siege, you can 1v5 coppers. Like I've done it a couple times. It's really hard, but I've done it.
But that's the thing. In Siege, they spawn in and I can shoot them and then they die.
in league what is stanza is gonna do when we're in every lane pushing every lane
getting every minion getting every turret
is that even close bro I don't think it's close yeah I don't understand game at all
but I also like just the way the game works I feel like it's just not gonna
it's not the same thing it's not like just like 1v5 in elims right you have
to actually like take control of map yes yes bro like it's like bro but it's
like every like in league five seconds means so much like if you're five
seconds late you might miss an entire minion wave and that minion wave can get
the person an item and I'm gonna get that item they can kill you and they can
level up like Dante's make it sound like he's gonna win easily it's like well
what's gonna happen all these games what's gonna happen to all that time I
just don't understand how good is Dante's like compared to like a
professional not even close to a pro but he's really good at jungling like he's
challenge of level jungler, pros can play like everyone, but he's like the
best NA Hectorum in all of North America. Hectorum is a player I care about.
Okay okay. But he's not even close to pro level. But he's literally like done this
literally hilarious and I love him. Yeah if he like filled in for a pro like game
would he be like completely like out for fun? Yeah he did smoke because they probably
probably just ban, uh, like Hecrum or like Vee, and then he would just be fucked.
Okay, okay. I was wondering like the Gaff. I don't understand the skill in that game.
Like, I don't know the Gaff.
But even if you got Hecrum, like, I don't think it would matter.
Yeah, yeah. No, he's funny though, right? It's entertaining to watch. I don't even understand
League, but it's entertaining to watch.
But Chad, little Dantez you're, and I didn't know if I told Dantez this. In 2023, before
the
Pacing around to this room with his fucking muscles so long.
Bro, I tried to tell him yesterday that, like having high FPS is important.
And he was saying, oh my god, that was nice.
He was saying FPS doesn't matter after a certain point.
So after a hundred FPS it doesn't matter.
And then he compared it to stroking his dick a hundred times per second somehow.
And made that analogy like, I couldn't...
No
Yeah, like it's like a pretty known fact that yes is important and he's like you cannot see past 150
He was like
Stop spattering at 240 after do boardy. It's like I'm gonna be talking about here, bro
Well, I'm gonna be honest a common delusional man
I could see the difference between like 360 the fucking 480 and like four ages 540. I could see it so
Like I could see it in the in the cursor, bro like maybe in a cursor
I don't know I think I think that's a myth bro. I can't submit that your eyes can't see beyond it
Yeah, have you tried a 540 Hertz monitor like a 40 years long?
No, I've never tried that I've never tried 540
It's noticeable guys
What I think all you need is 240. I think all you need is 240 but
get that from over here
finish that
the level went up a lot actually
yep, now 100% man
That's what I'm saying. If it's true, the more like complicated the other more likely that it's to happen
Exactly, bro. Literally, exactly.
You know what I'm gonna call Octia-10, chat-10.
Nice! Nice!
Like there's chaos everywhere. You actually can, there's chaos everywhere. You can definitely like snipe someone without paying attention to some shit
Dude, most portals snipe Buga fun fact. I thought it was AI that killed him in 3 years. Yes, he killed Buga.
he killed Vuga. What? I thought it was AI for like three years but it's actually real.
When AI comes to you, you can add it at night. Was he not looking like Vuga like
back turned or something? I have no idea. But it's so hilarious.
Nice! Oh my god. Mostiano, you're here, baby.
Kind of hard to believe at most of that. Is he like a troll around for that?
And no headset?
Yep, no headset.
He's like in Seattle, I understand.
He plays with no headset because he doesn't want a den, but I don't think most understands.
A den comes out in the shower, bro.
It doesn't formulate your skull.
What type of...
Aside from Chat, who actually has a real den in their head, like Title I, but that's like natural, no?
What do you mean natural?
He does look like an acceptable name.
No, I think it's what the head said I'm not even kidding. I think his head says to fight
When you were bald like look yeah, I feel like I could see one
Bro, cuz when I was bought I would play cease 12 hours today like I'm talking like oh
That was my dad was the worst bro, and I was literally like I said when I played cease 10 hours a day and that's when it formulated
I
Like I have a day I wear a sense all the time bro way too many hours, but I don't know I've never been bald
But I feel like if I feel it like I feel my head I have a dance
Another way bro chat two wins from two wins two or three wins from black radio
Yes dance or not permanent right goes away from a shower shower and sleep goes away
Yo chat who won that reload tournament was it clicks the clicks with
What is reload like it's just it's like respawn respawns, bro
Like when you die you get a comeback. Like Warzone? Like you go on a gulag or something?
Uh, I don't actually know. I don't know. I don't know, bro. Why is my lighting so different?
Is this night mode? Oh my god, shot.
I apparently have someone in your and your penis still alive you respawn when you die
Oh, that's not that bad, Ben.
Oh, God, no, he messed up so bad that I...
I choked, and he messed up so bad!
How did you beat that uh, Squirtle kid from Siege?
How did I beat him?
Meet him, meet him.
Like how did you initially meet Squirtle?
Well, it's actually a lot of lore.
I can't really say all of it, because it's like, I don't know how to explain it.
I met him when he wasn't Squirtle, he's the best black guy I've played with, I met him when he wasn't Squirtle, I met him when he was, bro, I met Squirtle when he was like 11 bro, and he was like a toxic little platinum kid, who said he was better than me, and now he's like 15, but I know Squirtle for years.
I think he just wanted about like 1v1 or something?
Yeah, I played with him in ranked, he said I was ass, and then I invited him to a party, and he was like, there's no trap, I can't even do it.
He's like trash, and then I played it
But yeah, that's my boy, bro. That's my boy. I feel like the console trash talk is like a mess. Yeah
Yeah, bro, also console kids are like so good like they just get slapped on so much the console kids and siege
Because the thing is
Consoles its own thing like if you're a good console kid and siege and this how it used to be it's not like this anymore, but
Go in go in go in
If you're a good console kid in Siege, it means you're playing against Sims all the time because you're a high rank, so you've constantly got to aim disadvantage.
So the good controller players in Siege on console were really good.
you
you
you
you
you
You
You got it. You got it. You got it.
Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
One more time.
Come on.
Yeah, you did it.
Game chat.
What was that?
What else? Game chat.
I didn't know I was in.
Oh, my God.
Drop.
Oh, mother fucker.
fucker cam you mother fucker cam
We have to score.
That's all.
Why?
We have to score.
ASAP.
We have to score Totsu.
That's got some gas.
Hold on.
Oh my god.
Totsu maybe?
Get there.
I like the confidence.
You have the wall though for that.
I like that.
Bro, I'm close like
Thanks still respectable bro worst case scenario that came guys plot 3. He's human a plot one
So don't he's almost diamond almost done in a guy
I actually know why he was in the lobby 60 lawyer
Yeah, I thought it was based off your max. Maybe my teammates max was plat 3
Like maybe he was plethora right? That's the kind of guy you got to beat you at the diamond
So you gotta get a little bit more consistent. Yeah, that's it
You're not far off of it, honestly, he's just a little bit more persistent.
Yep, yep, 100%.
That guy's like three wins.
Three and a half wins from Diamond.
Let's hang out to Illa.
14 more minutes drops as well. Yep
14 more minutes chance ill drop to hand y'all
Wait one's whoa, oh, that's just a guy
Also W epic yeah, by the way because they could have released that big not for sale and then I mean and like
Bro, that's what I was saying, bro. They could have just like, get it for like five bucks
But they did it. They just gave it out to anyone that watched for free. So WF it, bro.
That's so cool.
I did not do that. That's like such a good drop too. Like, I mean they did not even have to do that
But it made that like bullshit. Nice. No. Oh my god. Oh no.
Oh shit.
Oh good, I won.
These guys are not as good as the last guys, like if I didn't tell.
Yeah.
At least they still like respect for the not over the aggressive mechanics, smart.
Probably could have cut that angle off earlier, that's on me.
Love the accountability games, love that bro.
See, like, in League you can blame your teammates in this game, you gotta be accountable, like, you have to be.
Should've closed that gap earlier, yeah.
Yeah, cause like, if I was good enough, I'd be able to get to Diamond and just solo, so I gotta...
...play that exactly.
Wait, that's going out.
Nice, nice play, nice play, see me.
I didn't say too, like, if any of your teammates have sniped you, bro, there's a chance that
my vision's in the fans, there's a friend in front of a lot of people too, you gotta
mention that.
They'll just say if they are not used to, you know, being in front of people.
You're playing a little bit of a disadvantage, so you're winning every game.
You get an advantage from stream sniping in league?
Like in formation?
Yep.
Yeah, cause all they do is they just ban my champions.
I play three champions, Wukong, Master Yi and Warwick, and they just ban them.
Hit target ban you.
Yep.
There's been games that get trippin'
I saved
Bro, if I was able to demo him
Oh, and I hit that? What am I doing?
Good touch man, good fucking touch man.
My god
A boost, nice
Roll
Dude, there's like a small detail there
You're like you went for the ball you're like rotating out and you'd like a senior team would be close because you should have been
That was actually like really good. You could have went for the ball again, but you seemed you should have been close
you're like reading the game actually you read the game really well very
surprised
I thought you're gonna go
on the one
oh go go go go
holy cow
bro chat
I am gonna get it tomorrow bro
dead ass
I might get fucking diamond this week bro
for real
like on some real shit
I gotta do it now cause I'm getting a lot of heat
that
what? okay that was dumb, that was dumb
they both went and I shouldn't have been a go fron it
wow all good bro you with me no no I'm good I'm good I'm good but it's hungry
as fuck oh I got to eat something why are you alive man are you? oh my god yeah bro what's
going on right now my god pinch like hello that's what I did to you that's what I'm doing
Yeah, that's what it is, yeah.
Missed.
Wait, drop in.
Oh my god.
I'm over him, but he's just there.
Yeah, you gotta go.
I miss the demo
40 seconds tired or yeah, I'm not that weird Sam
They didn't jump, neither of them jumped?
Oh my god!
I thought they were going to jump so I tried to jump to bomb.
But you popped it up and you actually hit it.
Oh my god.
No, but your jump was good.
You blocked them from jumping for the ball too.
Yeah.
They have to send a flare.
He should go, right?
He's left.
Yeah, he's left.
Yeah.
I'm there. I'm so there. I'm so there. No way to miss. Yeah, I gotta stop that now before
I get any closer. Nice. Oh my god. Oh, what a thought. You're still
He's still awkward, he's still awkward. Let's go fast.
Open? Oh, fuck.
Oh no.
Is this actually cinema?
No fucking way, he sniped that shit off the border.
Bro, that was actually like a pro shot, I can't even lie.
Damn.
Alright, look at the shot!
Alright, bro. It was a pleasure, man.
Squishy GGs, bro. Yo, I might get, I think I might get Blast 3 tomorrow.
Because, I'm close. I might play like, two or three games off stream and see if I can get it some wins.
But alright, Squish. I love you, bro. I'll see you man.
Alright, I love you, brother. Have a good one.
Chat, does Aussie wanna call really quick about the Fortnite stuff?
But Chat, before, before I call Aussie.
Chai, no, the drop in in five minutes, guys.
I can't, it's just, it's a epic set of five to 10.
So that's the only time they do it, Chai.
It can't go after.
It's not up to me.
Five to 10, bro.
But bro, y'all did get after the winter.
Congrats, man.
I'll still keep it on for five more minutes.
We'll keep it on Rocket League.
I'm gonna end it a little bit anyways,
but really quick, guys, before I end bro,
or not end, before I call Ozzie.
Before I call Aussie, I just wanted to say this, bro, um, chat today's stream, guys, today's
stream was literally the second most viewed stream I ever did in terms of just like flat
out peak viewers, bro.
That is literally insane.
Guys, 377,000 people in one stream, 130,000 followers.
I was like, I've been able to remember when I was 17 years old,
I was a senior in high school and I really wanted to stream.
And I was like focusing my whole life on trying to stream.
And I remember I told myself, I'll never forget this,
but I was like, if I could just get one new follower a day,
then maybe, just maybe, I could build up a big enough community
in a year or two that I could stream,
like two or three years that I could stream.
And to think that like, I mean, God, I'm 24,
seven years later, it's like 130,000 followers in a day.
Like I would have never imagined that or dreamed of that.
Like dead ass, thank y'all.
I love y'all boys, bro.
Big thanks to Rocket League for the drops
putting on the event, big thanks to all the streamers.
I'm glad y'all like the streamer tournaments
as much as I like playing them, they're so fun.
But yeah, like Chad's literally insane, dude.
Like 377,000 max viewers and 130,000 followers in a day.
That is fucking insane.
Like literally insane, bro.
Yeah, I hope everybody that got the after-winter
enjoys it, bro.
The drops end in three minutes, y'all.
Drops end in three minutes.
Epic told me three, like it ends at 10 p.m. EST.
So one more thing, bro.
I need to call Aussie. Is Aussie on? I got to call Aussie. I wanted to ask him about the fortnight stuff.
Call him.
Can I call him Aussie?
Should the Aussie get off or no?
Yo.
Aussie, what's good, bro?
No much, no much, bro.
You had a big day.
Bro, yes.
Did oh, did the reload thing end by the way?
It did.
It's ended now.
Yeah, literally just ended.
This is perfect.
OK, Aussie, bro, I wanted to ask you about the four night
tournament.
I had a couple of questions on question one.
I was talking to my friend squishy about it.
Couple years.
OK, he was saying that it might be a better idea
to switch it to a trio's tournament so that way there's less pros and more creators so
the pros don't shit on people.
That's exactly what we were thinking.
For sure.
Yeah, we were talking about that today.
You can do that as well because if you've only got squads in OG but if you make everyone
just queue as a trio you can still get to 9-9 players if you want to so that I would suggest
that too.
That's what I was going to suggest to you.
Yes.
Okay.
That's a fire ass idea.
And then now as for the pros like taking over and shit what do you think?
Yeah.
What's the best way to go about it? Like building a team and stuff?
I mean, I think this is better this way. If it's Trio's, you can have like, if it's like Peterbot, right?
Like you can have like, you could even do some shit with like Lacey and Ron with a good creator.
So you have like three good creators rather than like a pro and two creators, for example.
But you could have like Pete with like fucking
Marlin or like Max and then maybe like an okay creator to balance it out.
But I don't think it'll be too bad. If the pros will have to just play for their trio if it's a full trio.
In duos they can just leave your ass behind in solo clutch trios. They're gonna try to at least keep both the creators live for as long as they can
Now why is that why does it benefit them to have the creators alive?
So they have like so many more so much more loot
Yeah, so much more loot because in duos like they have kind of half the loot
But if you go into endgame and you've only got you know, 1500 mats, which is like a solos amount compared to 4500
Like if you have a full trio alive, well, this is also where this is a thousand mats
So even more that's the thing if you have a whole trio alive
The one thing I will warn you though is if it's trios, they're gonna go to heal off more often.
The more people are live on one team, the more heal off you'll get.
So most games will actually probably go to like the zone fully closed out,
everyone popping heals. But that's what happened in Lacey's tournament too.
And that was Duos.
So how do we prevent the heal-offs you think?
I mean, you could just incentivize kills more.
You could make kills worth way more than placements so people like actually fighting
would be one way to do it.
But it's just how it goes in OG like...
Yeah, chap fighting is better than you lost, right?
Yeah, I mean, from a watching perspective, for sure.
Just because the way in trios, like if you give pros 4,000, five,
well, no, how much mass they're going to have, chap?
They're going to have fucking three.
They're going to have like, I'm going to have 9,000 mats if they're fully
kept. They're not going to be kept, but it's OG, right?
So it's a thousand each.
Everyone's going to be fucking stacked.
Yeah. So just incentivize fighting more.
I think it's the best way to do it.
The one thing I will warn you as well is I don't know how they're doing
OG season, but there's going to be some crazy ass items.
I'm not sure if you're aware of this.
Season nine is a lot crazier than season one like there's gonna be fucking airstrikes storm flips stink grenades like
There's some crazy shit. Oh, they've got the OG at 500. Okay. That's not as bad then. That's not as bad
That's not too bad. Yeah, because then
Peterbot can't just get like a thousand mats and tell his team to fuck off like he needs like their mats because that's
I mean, yeah, they're 500 mats actually matter, you know, are there for sure that's well depending on how you do the points
I was talking to myself, if you want to get like a slightly more complicated with it,
you could also like add bonuses, like you could make it where creators kills are worth like double or triple.
So like if you get a kill, it's worth like five points, but if a pro gets a kill, it's worth like one point.
You could do that, it's just gonna take a little bit longer to figure it out. I don't know if you want to fuck around that much.
That's like one way to make it where the creators actually get to have fun and like the pros can't just leave them behind.
The easier way to do that though, instead of like calculating everything, you could add like a bonus, right?
right if you get to top five and the whole trio is alive you get a bonus 30 points some shit like that
Because then it would be like the pro has to keep their teammates alive. It's not about just solo clutching all the time
So like you make it to where like if a pro gets a kill it's one point. Yeah, if a streamer gets a kill
It's like three points. That would be yeah, I see bro because yeah, I want to bring
Kind of like all these ideas to like
Epic so where it's like we have it all built out, you know, and it's just easy for them
Hmm. It should be too bad. So is Epic helping you run? I don't know if that's a leak. Is this like a yeah
No, they're I waited for them because they're building it in the game
So they're gonna like have it built out in the game
So it's easy to join but have to do our own customs and shit and then yeah, like epic's helping run it. Oh
Shit wait what I've never heard of that that could have been that might I'm not gonna I do that might be a crazy leak
I hope that's true, but that would be insane because they've never done anything like that ever
Oh, well, you got no. Yeah, they are.
I did that, though. No.
Something they did not mean speeds thing, right?
They kind of like sometimes people use programs.
There's a program called like Unite where it's like a third party program
that kind of does that.
It invites you to the party and like tracks leaderboard and stuff like that.
But if you've got four nights to do some shit like that, it would be crazy.
Yeah.
OK, I mean, yeah, well, I'm I'm down to also work with them.
I'm in a great relationship with them.
So if you like, I can talk to them directly.
I'd like to get the fruit chat with you, so you can actually give them the advice and shit.
But yeah, truly, it's just better, I think, because then it's less pros, more creators.
Oh yeah.
What are the odds, like, somebody like Ninja or like TeeFoo would play on the tournament, you think?
TeeFoo fucking hates this game. Ninja, yes. But TeeFoo, it's like, it's hard to get TeeFoo in this game.
What about OG, though? It'll do OG.
Maybe. I mean, you got motion, maybe. But like, I watched a YouTube video recently where they kind of had to, like,
Really try to get him on to play like one game home is just out fucking fishing, bro
He's just getting drunk fishing
Hey, see if it doesn't get ninja for sure like ninja PK courage like those kind of guys even like Tim the tapman and shit
I think you'd have a decent chance and if it's trios
They'll have way more fun the other better thing with trios as well like I tried to write that on the list
I gave you some of the pros are like a bit more quiet and awkward
But if they're playing with two creators
They can just be quiet and the creators can like talk to each other or if it's duos and you get a pro
Who's a bit awkward the creators gonna be a bit like
Yes, oh, you like you like fortnight, and this is like fucking weird, you know, yes
So that is better. I think truers is the way but can you find 66 creators though bro? Yeah?
Bro, we've gotten 40 creators before and for tonight bro the thing about for my Aussie is like bro
We've gotten 40 creators on our six where our six is so much harder to pick up like bro
They're not for my everybody has played for night, you know
That's true. That's a good point. And it's OG. That'll get him excited too. So not crazy ass guns. They know the map like it's not super weird
Yeah, I mean if you can do it that's sick
Do you want EU pros then or do you still want NA because I want to get the most
The most known EU pros and the most known NA pros
It's what I want. What would you want this? What would the split be? Do you want it to be like is this like?
2310 like 23na like 10 to you then like you don't want to get all you yeah
I want to get like 23 NA like 10 or 23. Okay. Yeah, honey you
That's not too bad because there's 10 like you get more you but you gotta remember they're on the high opinion
Stop it will be a bit more rough
So like I think this is a better way to do it mostly NA and then like the big EU guys
Because the big EU guys are good too because they're like fun like you that way you can get like savage
You can get like Mongolian stuff, but are you gonna and do you want to do that?
Are you gonna do you're not doing drafting right? You're just gonna pick team. It's not like you're Tony's where you draft
Um, it's just we're gonna pick the teams. We're gonna pick the teams. Okay. I mean that's better than
Drafting's not a bad idea cuz doesn't traffic balancing it out also or no
It would just take so long
I feel like like they would have to be a stream for drafting and then a stream for playing
Otherwise it would take a while you could try because then no one can complains the thing with drafting
Okay, Lacey, I would say Lacey got mad lucky. I don't know what it was. I saw in my chat about it today
Lacey's tournament was amazing, but for some reason all the pros like didn't complain. They didn't miss they like played and had fun
I think it was just a really good time for the tournament
You might get that with yours and people obviously respect you a bunch
But if you have to draft teams you can't complain then right like if you get shitty teammates when you pick them
So fucking deal with it
Or if you force the teams and they're pissed off then you know you kind of have to deal with that
But you do anyway
We could stream the draft like July 4th like the night before
That'd be cool
Because yeah, we still need who would do the so we would get 33
You get ready captain's captain. Yeah, you get one creator one pro the first round
We like the pro round the second round with the creator round and then it's locked
That could be cool. Yeah, cuz I want to make the tweet now chat. What do you think of this tweet here chat?
Let me actually show you
So this is what my tweet says
I need 100 people, when you want to play this for a 4-night tournament, 33 pros, 66 creators,
July 5th, 4 p.m. EST, I think 4 p.m. is a good time because it's good for E.U. and stuff.
Let me see.
Okay.
Yeah, dude Aussie the best thing that you said bro was the fucking points no the points
it's so it could be cool. Yeah, that'll be really fun. I've been like begging for not
to do that for the regular program for a while now like I wanted like if they were bringing
back the program like this year and like internationally I was gonna say do it with
trios and make it where like it's one pro one creator one celebrity and like the celebrities
kills are worth like five the creators worth like three and the pros worth like one but
Yeah, you could definitely do it.
It's gonna make counting up the points a bit harder.
I feel like Epic's gonna try to say it's gonna be too hard,
but you could do the placing one easy.
Like you could have a bonus for like.
What if we just do like, keep it simple,
like if a pro gets a kill, it's one point.
If a streamer gets a kill, it's two points.
So it's worth doubling or something.
You could do that.
It's more just tracking it because like,
so I'm guessing if, now that I have heard
for now I might be building it out, I've got no idea.
But normally people have to use a program called Unite
where it's like a bot joins the lobby,
puts in the custom code, and then one person in the team has Unite set up with replays
and it automatically does the leaderboard.
It basically is a bot that goes through replays, gets everyone's like elims and placements
and then does the leaderboard for you.
If you do kill multipliers like this, I think you're going to have to do a manual leaderboard.
So I don't know if High-Vibes wants to be fucking, that's going to be kind of different.
No, I think the leaderboard, I think Epic said they're going to do that, like they're
going to build it.
I mean, shit.
If they, like this will be generational before that, bro.
If Epic's not lying to you and they're actually going to pull this off, that is crazy.
Yeah, like in the game.
We've never had this before.
If they're putting this, if they mean, if you mean they're putting in the compete tab,
like an actual tournament, this would be crazy motion from you.
I think that's, I don't know, but I think that's what they mean, but not like no one
would have access to it besides people that are confirmed in the tournament.
Oh yeah.
No, they could do this.
So it'd be just like a normal, like right now when there's like a hundred player tournament
in Fortnite, whoever qualifies, they basically give them access to playing the tournament
on their account.
They would just do all that for you.
But if you pull this, they've never done this before.
So that's why I'm kind of surprised here.
This is the 100% the better way to do it.
They've just never done this with anyone before.
Yes.
Damn, okay.
Shit, this is gonna be exciting, okay?
Well then yeah, you could do stuff like that.
Point multipliers and stuff, they could 100% do that then.
Okay.
They could definitely do that.
Is this good?
Like, am I missing anything?
This looks good.
No?
I'm on my wrong Twitter chat,
but I'm just gonna tweet it on my main,
but this is good, right?
Do you wanna say it's OG maybe
to get more creators excited.
If you are gonna do it right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But trios are OG trios, good coms, yep.
Or even like, yeah, do like an OG fan.
People would definitely prefer OG.
Yeah.
And if you do the drafting though,
are you gonna seed like the captains
in order like you did today with Rocket League?
Cause like, obviously you have us first.
This is gonna be like Peterbot and then Puyo and then Francis.
Yes.
Like I would have it like.
Most Puyo's first draft.
Okay, I mean that'll be good though.
I think it'll be good.
Cause then there'll be some good ass creators, right?
Like people are gonna wanna try and pick up
Lacey and Ron early on and that might that'll be like so they naturally get on a shittier team then right yeah
That might be so that could be like for example, so what would happen there?
Let's say Los goes first Los would pick let's say Peter boy and then picks like fucking Ron
So you've got Ron Pete Los, but that would be a crazy trio still
And I mean ask the only problem off the is there a way we could select the season. How about saskin? Oh
Shit, I would do I would if you told me at the start of this call
It was there a way to have this in the compete tab
I would have said no, but apparently you guys are you guys got the connect with epic
So I don't want to say it's impossible. I
Feel like it's more. I don't know at this point
I don't know what's fucking possible because you're working with epic now. This is a big deal. I want to say they're gonna say no
I would guess they would say no, but maybe ask
Okay, yeah
So chat that looks better
You mentioned are you gonna mention it's running on NA like server? I don't know if I don't know if creators care that much
I'm guessing most you probably get
I mean, I'll answer that and stuff in like
Builds as well. Maybe tell them it's builds because I know a lot of creators actually don't like the no-build shit
Like they kind of used to and they just don't like yeah, it'll be builds. It'll be builds
So builds and a are you doing okay?
The other thing would be worth considering if you do it on East the pings actually not even gonna be that bad for the EU pros
They won't be the huge disadvantage. Yeah, it'll be east. It'll be east. Oh shit
Well, then most pros are gonna get like EU pros will get like 80 ping central pros will get like 30 ping then
So it's actually not even that bad most the NA pros will be on like 3040 and then most the EU pros will like 80
So it's not even that bad
That bro, I think that's everything for now, bro. I think that's everything for now shit hell
Yeah, um, I will say like if you do make that group chat, let me know I
Can't see any issues with items or anything you have to ban and stuff the only other thing
I mean like so what kind of have you announced the prize pool and stuff? Hey doing the prizey
Yeah, so, um, I don't I don't know I think
I think Fortnite is making the prize pool,
so I actually don't know what it is yet.
I don't know.
Damn.
Okay, hell yeah.
All right, sick.
Yeah, well, let me know.
So anyone you're probably talking to at Epic,
I've already probably talking to as well.
I just don't know who it is.
So if you guys do a group chat or something
and you wanna ask for them to be involved,
I definitely can.
I'll get you a group chat, yeah.
Yeah, but I've already said that,
list of pros, I'll read you another one tonight
with some EU people as well,
and then you can pick and choose,
because some will be busy, some won't, stuff like that.
And then you can pick if there's anyone you do or don't want.
All right, bro. Yeah, it's a plus 20. This would be fucking sick. I'm not gonna lie
I was already excited but finding out you cook cook cook with epic. Holy shit, dude
And then hopefully I play in the fucking pro amp thing too because I'll probably travel for that
I mean, I don't want to leave but like that that's on you if you want to play you're in like I can say that now
Really?
If you want yeah, you want to be in your own brah, I don't want to play. I want to play it
You you will play if you want to be in you are in I can tell you that much for sure
Do you know who I'm saying that?
Well, I think that's going to now come down to you.
Now it's going to be you trying to figure it out, I think.
Bro, you said Richie will actually watch as my streams or something?
Richie loves your shit and Richie's mad chill.
If you want Richie for sure.
People are going to try and say Poyer called this that.
Richie would be fantastic.
I'm going to just speak for him.
I don't know if Richie, I'm sure he wants to, but you will get one of the best posts.
The only one I can't say is Peaks.
I don't know if they've already reached out to Peaks.
If Lacey knows he's already playing with clicks,
they started to reach out to people.
So they might've already told Pete
he's like playing with facts or something.
But I am sure you'll get someone good.
You could get cold, poyre, ritual, ages.
Like there will be someone really good
for you to play with, 100%.
Bet.
Dark, they were 20, get that.
What bro, I wanna play that.
And text me about like the date and stuff
cause I'm good bro, I'm good.
The only day I can't do it is July 11th.
That's the only day.
But everything else I'm good.
Okay, all right.
I'll figure out, at this point,
I'm just gonna have to figure out what's going on.
Cause I'd be kind of trying to stay out of it.
So I don't know so I can keep talking about it.
It looks like I'm gonna have to find out.
I'll reach out to someone.
I'll DM you off the stream today.
Bet.
All right, bro.
Chat, tweet it, bro.
I tweeted the tweet out, bro.
I tweeted out.
All right, man.
This is gonna be crazy.
Yeah, I'm excited, bro.
Awesome.
You have a great night, bro.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
You too, dude.
I'll talk to you soon.
See you next week.
Chat, W's, bro.
I tweeted it out, y'all.
July 5th is the Fortnite tournament.
I'm gonna be hosting it July 5th, bro.
the fortnight tournament um july 5th is the fortnight tournament bro it is
july 5th need 100 players wait hold up this is the tweet right here
you 100 players for og fortnight tournament 33 pose 66 creators og fortnight trios july 5th
4 p.m. EST. I know there's going to be drops on the event. I know that. I believe Epic's going to build it out through Epic.
Wrong account. No, I tweeted on my main. I know Epic's going to... Let me actually just go to my tweet. I'm like, stupid.
This is good. I'm honestly out of all of the creator tournaments we've done chat, this is the one that I'm most excited for because Fortnite is just like...
Fortnite is the best type of game for this tournament because like the end games are going to be so cinema
The pros interacting with like the streamers and the noobs. It's going to be funny
But yes, I'm excited man. So yeah, there it is. You know how to play this for OG Fortnite tournament 33 pros, 66 creators, OG Trio's July 5th, 4pm EST
I don't have that confirmed yet. I think Epic is doing a prize pool. I'm not 100% what I think they are.
And I know Epic's doing drops on the event too. And it's going to be sick, bro. It's going to be sick.
And I think the drop is going to be good, guys. I think the drops are going to be good.
So yeah, it's just about now. It's just about getting people, which shouldn't be a problem.
I know a lot of you are going to want to play in this. It's going to be sick.
but yes chat w's man
w's man uh i'm off though boys love y'all chat like genuinely had a beautiful amazing day amazing
stream jet today was crazy bro it was our second uh second fucking biggest stream ever for like peak
viewers man insane 377 000 viewers like i don't even i don't even know what to say bro that is
It's literally like just speechless, bro. I don't know what to say
377,000 viewers in a fucking stream
132,000 followers in a stream like
Chat, I don't know man. I love streaming bro
And y'all just keep inspiring me to like just keep on wanting to stream and keep on wanting to do cool stuff
But yeah, I love streaming, bro
I don't see a world where I ever don't stream like it sounds weird because I'm sure I will stop streaming when I'm
like 70 but bro in the next five to ten years I just want to keep streaming and
keep getting better at streaming but yes bro love y'all chat for real I'll catch
you guys tomorrow I don't know what we're doing tomorrow Dante says he can
beat five iron so I just know that he's delusional so I just want to prove him
wrong I even want to bet him on it because there's no way but chat love
y'all bro for real like 377 thousand years is insane y'all but yeah if you
guys want to help out on this tweet like and retweet the tweet so we get seen by
more people so that we have a better job of getting people but chat love y'all
bro I'm off dude amazing stream today chat love y'all bro I'll see you guys
tomorrow
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