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What there's a will, there's a weak and a beautiful
And every night has a state so magical
And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle
That can't be defeated
For every time I run to tea or for the vulnerable
In every loss, all the bones are the miracle
What if we dream, a dream wouldn't stop a bone
With something to believe in
Monday left me broken
Tuesday I was through with hoping
Wednesday my empty arms were open
Thursday waiting for love, waiting for love
Stay with the stars this Friday
I'm burning like the fire down while the night's setting
Guess I won't be comin' to the chief, I'm such a son of a...
Nancy!
Argentina!
Argentina!
The heat is already here!
Martírez!
Molina!
Romero!
CENESI!
Italy to FICO!
Macalister!
Paredes!
Fernandez!
Alvarez!
Gonzales!
Gonzales!
Repeat the ranks!
The king has arrived!
FIGHT GOALS!
FIGHT GOALS!
BABY BABY!
FIGHT GOALS!
FIGHT GOALS!
In two games, bro!
Like dude!
This guy is the greatest!
I love Messi so much!
I love Messi so much.
to the Spongebob
I will never get to the right
because I'm never going to get to the right
From the evil Shireen David Desson
I'm a title-match
For me, the hardest is family or career
I'm not afraid of the second
Elisabeth the first
Everyone is worth it, hardly ever
I don't know German, but this song is good, or Deutsch
Gollchen, hey, believe me, it's hard for you
Wake up, let the world carry you
Now say, you can do it all
If you don't believe in yourself
Go to the hell out of the bed
And turn on your swag
No vibe up the unperfected witch, you're being perfect
Now you're gonna let them fight on us, wipe them
Today, in your crash out
For the most part, I'm angry
But oh, my poor, but I'm gonna say it myself
Every day, just stay
You are good, you are good
You are good, you are good
My name is Jesus Heaven Back
That's a great day, man!
Who's watching?
Who's watching? Who's watching?
If you were watching, type me, bro.
If you were watching, type me, dude.
If you were watching, type me, bro.
Oh my god, so much shit to watch, bro.
So much shit to watch dude
So much shit to react to
Bro, it's just crazy bro. It's crazy
It really is crazy man
This is summary up to today
I
semester in my life, yo
semester in my life dude like I don't even know what to say chat
Messy might just win back-to-back world cups. I'm not even kidding, bro
Messi might just win back-to-back World Cups, bro.
Messi might just win back-to-back World Cups.
But I look you want to put like a bet on it.
I kind of want to bet on it early.
I know it's going to happen.
Bro, am I crazy to say Messi wins back-to-back World Cup?
Is that crazy?
So here's my Twitter today. Here's my Twitter. I was watching the whole game with my family
messy break world cup record my glorious king forever
Argentina flag
Then this guy's coping just some coping fucking Ronaldo fan
You can always tell bro because you see the Manchester United PFB. It's like
Bro, it's just they have a Manchester United PFB or Madrid PFB and then they just have like a 45 IQ bro
I don't even know how to say it, bro.
But yeah, so I was, yeah, I tweeted this too.
You know, this could age badly, this could age goodly.
That's not a word.
Wait, is goodly a word?
Nevermind.
This could age badly, this could age goodly.
I said, I'm going to sweep a messy wins back to bad world cups.
This was before he scored the second goal.
And if you watch show the end, he almost scored a third with the free kick.
Bro, uh, I don't like, I don't chat.
I told y'all, bro.
Last game, I said, messy is more likely to score a second hat trick than
Bernardo is to score a hat trick, not counting pens.
I don't care about pens, bro.
If you care about pens, you're 12 years old, dude.
I'm just going to keep it a buck.
If you care about pens, you don't watch ball.
You don't understand ball.
Pens only matter when you're the one who creates the pen.
When you're in a gold scoring opportunity,
you create the pen.
The problem is somebody else will create a pen
and then the striker will come and take it
and the team captain will come and take it.
If you care about pens, it's 12 years old.
Next, a brace for Leo.
A brace for Leo, a hat trick for Leo in game one.
Who doesn't play game three chat?
Who does he play chat? Who does Messi play in Game 3?
Messi, one more cup crew. I already have this search.
Who does he play in Game 3? Let me see.
He already played Algeria. Who does he play Game 3, y'all?
Who does he play Game 3?
Who does he play Jordan?
Jordan. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
he plays Jordan. Messy gonna score four goals. Jordan. Messy gonna score four goals. Oh,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But yeah, it's, we got to box the highlights. We got
to just take our times here, bro. Look, bro, there's a lot of coping ass Ronaldo fans in
my twitter bro in my tiktok and we're gonna reply to that but first let me put on my tiktok
do be shcootinoo do be shcootinoo do be shcootinoo chat chat okay okay here we go here we go
here we go here we go let me sign it into my twitter yo let me sign it into my twitter man
it's a lot of just coppers bro it's a lot of fucking copers man it's a lot of people who
have no ball knowledge you don't understand the sport um here's my tits out chat here's my tits
off this was this was before the second goal do this dude i wonder what like a cr7 fan could even
say right now like what could you get i say you're watching you're watching it in real times bro
What could you say a deed is commented on my shit chat
That is real. That's a real adidas, bro
Who thinks Messi is better than Ronaldo? This is a gift. I think it says all of us five goals in two games
Whoa messy
Look at him. Look at him. Look at him. Look at the vision. I'm not logged in but chat
Just look at Messi's so here's the thing about Messi, bro
And I understand like a lot of people who don't think Messi's the goat don't understand ball
He's thinking about messy messy reads the game better than any player ever has or any player ever will
That is why Messi is world-class player, bro
That is that is why Messi is world-class, bro
He reads the game better than any player ever has or ever will right?
Hold up, I have eyes fixed on something because I think some freaks like spamming me
Okay, so chat
Let's analyze this play messy messy look at him look at him look at him look at the vision look at the aware also
Who did that dummy chat? Who did that dummy? I can't see in the video. Who did that dummy?
Who did that dummy?
Alma, yoyo CR seven if you would have did this for Bruno Fernandez you guys would have won that game
Uh, CR7, if you would have did that exact play for Bruno Fernandez, y'all would have won that game, Mio.
I'm just saying, if you would have did what Alvimara just did, CR7, you would have won that game.
It's about your team, buddy, not your ego, okay? It's about your team.
It's BAAAAAAA-
Also, this ball is so easy to sky.
Check.
When I was training football last year for the charity match, these balls are so easy
to sky because you have to get over them.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Look at the vision.
Look at the awareness.
And it's just slotted, bro.
It's just absolutely slotted.
So chat, with that goal, with that goal right there, chat, with that goal right there, Messi
He became the highest goal scorer ever in World Cup history at the age of 38.
The highest...
But wait, wait, I'm not done.
I'm not done.
Ang!
Look at the position, Ang!
Four goals in two games.
Never!
And I mean never!
Compare Cristiano Ronaldo to him again.
Four goals in two World Cup games.
No penalties necessary!
There are levels to football, and everyone is finally seeing it!
Do bisgut the nooo!
Do bisgut the nooo!
Now chat, go into the Twitter right?
Go into the Twitter, look at what Ethan Bozenga just typed.
We are living in the same timeline as Messi.
W Bozenga bro.
W Bozenga.
Yes, we are literally, it's crazy.
Jack, here's what I'm going to say to y'all, bro. Here's what I'm going to say.
Appreciate Messi while he is still a player and while he is still playing football, because I said, as it is in life, all things come to an end.
There's going to be a day where Messi never plays again and there will never be a player that can play football the way he can play.
There will never be a player that could read the game the way that he can.
And there's just there's never gonna be anyone better. No one will ever surpass messy. I don't care, bro
I don't care about modern science technology training
messy was a human being that was touched by God to play football, bro, and
No one's ever gonna surpass him. So appreciate it while it's here, bro
Appreciate it cuz as sad as it is there's gonna be a day where it's messy's last World Cup now chat
Here's why I get crazy, because you know, I like to give crazy takes, the thing is I'm always right every time with time.
I give a crazy take, everybody's like, oh, you're crazy.
Here's my crazy take, but then I end up being right.
Messi spends his last one to two years of football returning to Barcelona.
He plays with LaMiglia Mall and Pedri and wins one more UCL.
I'm telling you right here right now if you don't think Messi would be one of the best players on Barcelona right now
You're crazy
I'm telling you Messi how many years is Messi with Inter Miami? How long is his contract?
how long
Do this continue how long is Messi contract?
So, Leonel Messi contract, we can just call Bernhard.
Leonel Messi contract with InterMiami runs through the end of 2028 in the MLS.
He originally signed a 2.5 year deal in 2023, but later he did an extension.
So that means Jack, Messi would be 40 years old.
He plays one last season with Barcelona at Cam.
He plays one last season with Barcelona at Cam with Lameen Yamal and Pedri.
They build around him the same way Argentina does. They build the system right around him and he wins one more UCL at 40.
Tell me that would not be cinema. Now, Jack, here's my next take.
Messi right now.
And this is like, people don't realize this shit because Messi plays in the MLS.
Messi right now is the best international football player in the world.
Like, when it comes to international playing for your country, Messi is still the best in the world.
He's better than Mbappe, he's better than Oly saying, he's better than Lameen.
Right now, Messi is the best international club player in the world.
The reason why Argentina is going to win the World Cup again is because they have a system that is built directly around him.
He has an entire team of players who would literally fucking die for him.
Like everybody on that Argentinian roster would jump in front of a fucking train for Messi.
They set him up all the time and it's all built around him, which is why he's the most important player internationally.
He's still the, he's still the one player doesn't win a game, yo, are you listening to what I'm saying?
Their whole team is built around Messi, the whole system, everything runs through Messi, which is why they're so successful.
Now Chad, let's look at the second goal. This could have been an assist for Messi, Albrecht's missed, but look at the effort on the goal.
Look at Danny Aaron's Twitter, look at Danny Aaron's Twitter.
Twitter. If you're having a bad day, just remember that there are human beings amongst us who genuinely
think Cristiano Ronaldo is better than Lionel Messi. You're doing just fine. Chat, if you ever in your
life think you're stupid, if you ever in your life think you're unintelligent or dumb, remember,
there is a lot of human beings who legitimately think Ronaldo is better than Messi. So you'll never
be stupid, okay? As long as you know Messi is better than Ronaldo, you're already smarter than
than probably 40% of humanity.
As long as you know that.
As long as that.
W. Daddy Aaron's, bro,
football, Twitter has just been amazing.
This whole World Cup football,
Twitter has been amazing.
Let's just look up,
Messi, and see what comes up.
Football, Twitter has been amazing.
Messi with the brace to pass,
March out for the most ever goals man or woman
in a FIFA World Cup.
Okay.
Get Messi fixing up on a touch.
Watch this ball. Watch this ball, Ted.
Oh, make slippers on the little fella.
Here, come on, Chesina.
Brilliant ball by Messi.
It's just on a silver platter.
And Alvarez is great. He just missed. It's okay.
Look at how Messi stops. Look at the position. Just look at how he plays.
Where are you going?
Here's the chance for Braverades.
He teased up Messi.
Is this another one?
Shot.
Look at that.
This guy is the best international player in the world literally literally
look at this CO7 fan messy mist ha ha ha hold that lmao and now he scored two how
How does this dick taste in your mouth?
Noodle hair, CR7.
What is this guy, 13 years old?
What is this guy, 13 years old, bro?
Bro, there are people that are preying on Messi to miss pens.
Bro, here's the thing.
Again, again, if you understand football,
if you've ever played football and even in remote sense,
pens are like 30% luck.
I'm not even kidding.
Cause like half the time the keeper guesses correctly,
half the time they don't,
but nobody cares.
If you care about pens you're 12.
Pens are literally 30% locked, dude.
If you care about pens you're 12 years old.
Five goals, two games, period, end of story, man.
Five goals, two games, period, end of story, man.
I don't even know what to say, bro.
I don't even know what to say, man.
World Cup Twitter is like the best place to be, bro.
Dead ass.
World Cup Twitter is just such a great place to be right now.
The reigning champions are through to round of 32.
Chad, there's four teams in the round of 32.
Mexico, USA, Germany, Argentina.
Now Chad, if there's one country
that has always done kind of well against Messi,
gets Germany, Bayern Munich and the German national team.
That's one country that's done well against Messi.
Other than that, everybody else just gets smoked.
Other than that, everybody else just gets smoked, bro.
Everybody else just gets fucking packed up
and smoked like a blunt.
Bayern Munich, they were one of the clubs
that could actually hold Messi pretty well, Germany.
That's about it though, bro.
Other than that, dude, I don't even know what to say, man.
I don't even know what to say. Imagine Ronaldo dropped this stink stinker. The world wouldn't rest for two weeks
Let's keep the same energy for Messi. What is the stinker a brace?
Chelsea fan Jesus Christ
What is the staker or what is the stinker a brace I'm so confused
What is the stinker bro?
three goals three points one messy yes
Castro at the game
Castro here messy does it again five goals two games and a World Cup record. I may just name this baby Leo
Okay, is this glaze? I'm not even kidding. I don't even know if this is glaze. I
Might dead ass name my son Leo. I don't have a son, but if I have one, I don't think this is glaze
This is fair. I don't hear him out, bro. I don't think this is glaze
To have your son share a name with the greatest athlete ever
Trey, this guy's a United fan. This guy's actually on Twitter a lot. This guy actually
does know a little bit of Puck. He's in football Twitter for a couple of years. Messi five
goals in two games at the World Cup. I don't even know what to say anymore. I give up.
See, I respect a United fan who can also just admit he's better. There are the only three
groups of people that think CR7's better than Messi, or they know Messi's better and they're
just fucking delusional. United fans, Madrid fans, Portugal fans. That's it. That's it.
Every other fan of every other club and country in the entire world knows Messi's better.
That's literally it. Any time you see somebody hating on Messi in Twitter, click their profile,
they're going to be a Madrid fan, a United fan, or from Portugal. Period. That's it.
That's literally all it is, bro.
That's literally all it is, bro.
Dead ass.
Speed?
Yeah, I mean, speed just doesn't know any ball, though.
Bless speed's hard, bro.
Speed don't know any ball.
Bro, speed said Love and Dolph's Street was not a top five striker.
Like, bro, bless his heart.
Speed does not know ball, bro.
Oh, I actually wanted to see speed reaction.
Bless speed's hard, bro.
Dude, he does not know ball, dude, but speed's kind of realizing right now in this world cup, probably last world cup too.
But speed sort of realizing that Mike, he might have been wrong about CR seven, but he can't say that chat. He can't say that, bro, because like, you know, he's friends with CR seven and stuff.
So he can't say that, but he's finally realizing it, bro. And it's, it's, it's cool, man. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool.
Okay, here we go, uh, speed, I did not even see this two minutes ago.
I did not even see this.
His dad got a, his dad got an Argentina jersey, dude.
W dad, man.
W dad, man.
No, I love speed to death, kid, great, great human being, but bro, he does not know ball,
bro.
the ball knowledge of a rock dude like he does not know ball
me home just exit the stadium speed just exit the fucking stadium just exit the
stadium bro
yeah who does run all the way next was back of stand bro I'm gonna be honest I
see a pen I see he's gonna score a pen against you back of stand I could feel
I can feel it. I can feel it man. He's gonna he's gonna bury that pan. It's gonna be a nice pan
Now a regulation like in play goal, I don't see that happening. I'm gonna be honest, bro
Here's his reaction to the first goal
Oh
Bro, but the thing is at least speeds dad has ball knowledge, bro
Somebody in that family needs ball knowledge, bro. W speeds that man
He's got the Argentina kit on like at least he knows ball, bro. I
I think his brother is a messy fan too.
Yeah Jamal too, yes.
W Jamal W's dad bro, at least they know ball.
Somebody needs to knock some sense into him bro, dead ass.
This dead ass might be the most beautiful world cup of all time.
I'm not even trolling.
This dead ass might be the most beautiful world cup of all time bro.
I actually feel bad bro.
Why did he go though bro?
Speed bro you gotta stop going to Argentina games bro.
Like I'm gonna be honest dude.
It's just gonna get worse.
He's playing Jordan next speed.
Speed, if you know what's good for you,
do not watch Messi versus Jordan.
Yo, if Messi wants to, he probably won't
because he doesn't wanna get injured for knockout stage.
He's probably not gonna play that much.
My early prediction is Messi's not gonna play that much.
He's gonna play like 20 minutes.
If Messi played 90 minutes against Jordan,
he'd score four goals.
He'd score four goals.
He'd score four.
Whoa!
He won't, yeah, he's not even gonna play.
Messi might play 10 minutes but there's no point of injuring Messi before knockout stage.
Bro, without Messi, Argentina will beat Jordan like 3-0.
There's literally no point of him playing.
Oh no!
Let's go!
Bro, this dude pulled up with an Austrian jersey.
What was he expecting to happen?
No, what was he expecting to fucking happen, bro?
What was his plan?
Jeff, the only Austria player I know is, um, Alaba. What is it? Salaba? Alaba? That is the only Austria player I know.
Bro, but speed, yeah, David Alaba, yeah. Bro, speed pulled up in a Austria jersey. Oh, Sabitzer too. I know him from FIFA.
a speed pulled up with a Austria jersey bro what were you expecting you thought
I was gonna win you're trying to hate watch I'm gonna put a bet right now I
want to put a bet right now on Argentina to win World Cup I'm not even
kidding. I want to put a bet on it right now. Dude, what is the payout? If I bet on, if
I bet on Argentina to win World Cup, what is the payout? Argentina to win World Cup.
Yes, to win World Cup. World Soccer Cup winner. France has 19.7% volume. Argentina has 13.
I'm going to battle in Argentina to win World Cup right now, 6.93x payout.
Don't jinx him bro, I can't jinx Messi.
Bro, it's Messi, I can't jinx him.
He's unjinxable bro, he's the greatest ever.
That's low key ass.
Wait, so chat.
What should I put on Messi to win World Cup?
I have 8K in my account from the USA game.
What should I bet on Messi to win World Cup?
5K? Bet $5,000 on Messi to win World Cup.
Bet $5,000 on Messi to win World Cup.
That's a lot though. That's a lot.
I would get if Messi wins World Cup with a $5,000 bet, I would win $35,000.
But yeah, but then 5k, that's a lot, bro. I'll probably lose that.
Yeah, it's not delusional, buddy, buddy. It's not delusional, bro.
I know in my heart Messi's going to win again. That's the thing. I know, I know it.
All right chat, I locked in the bet. It's locked. I just did the bet
World soccer cup winner. I just met 5,000 in Argentina, bro. Max payout is 35,000
I just bet 5,000 in Argentina
Locked to win World Cup
Locked, bro
Locked dude, but yeah, bro, but Zynga ball knowledge
I know I'm right, man.
I only val on something when I know I'm right.
When I know I'm right, bro.
Competitive goals against...
Wait, hold up.
Let me call Bernard.
I wanted to call Bernard, because Bernard actually, unlike most people, Bernard actually
has ball knowledge.
Bernard, question for you.
How many World Cup goals has CR7 scored?
Cristiano Ronaldo scored a total of eight goals across all his World Cup appearances.
How many has Lionel Messi scored after today's game?
As of the 2026 World Cup, Lionel Messi has scored 13 goals in total across his World
Cup career.
No, false.
You might want to check your stats.
Bernard, update.
Bernard, update, update.
You were totally right to keep me honest.
Let me update that.
As of the 2026 World Cup, Messi has scored 13 goals in total.
No, no, no, but Bernard, you're not counting,
you're not counting the two games he's played
against Algeria and Austria.
He scored three against Algeria and two against Austria.
So can you add that and then what was the new amount?
Ah, I see what you mean.
So with those additional five goals,
three and two added on top,
That would bring Messi's total to 18 World Cup goals.
Thanks for clarifying.
So CR7 has scored eight World Cup goals
and Messi scored 18.
Exactly.
At this point, Ronaldo has eight
and with those added matches, Messi's tally stands at 18.
Quite the difference.
Quite the difference indeed, Bernard.
Well, Bernard, do you think CR7 could ever
get more goals than Messi in the World Cup?
I mean, it's 18 to eight.
What do you think?
What would have to happen?
At this stage, it would be a tall order.
Ronaldo would need another World Cup cycle.
So staying at the top level into his 40s and he'd have to be scoring multiple goals against
tough competition.
Messi too could have more if he keeps playing.
So realistically, it would take longevity, selection and quite a bit of a big difference
to our seven.
Bernard, do you think CR7 should start in the Portuguese lineup right now if they want to
win the World Cup?
Yes or no?
Honestly, at his age it really depends on the team's system.
If he's still delivering sharp performances, he could bring leadership in big moments.
But if Portugal's attack flows better with younger players, then he might be a super
striker.
Where's Joe Felix at?
Throw his asset striker.
Is he injured?
Where's he at?
Where's Joe Felix?
Bernard, is Joe Felix injured?
Throw his asset striker, bro.
Let's get some pace up there.
Throw his ass that striker, bro. Let's get some pace up there
He's an Al-Nassar nevermind nevermind Bernard who is he's
He's 26 wait, no, no, he's 26 years old and he's that Al-Nassar
What?
What the fuck now Felix?
But I get it, it feels wild when players you've watched for years are suddenly in their mid-twenties.
Time flies.
But hey, whether at Alnasa or anywhere else, it's always about where they can perform.
Bro, why is Joe Felix at Alnasa?
Bro, he's 26.
What happened to Chelsea or Atlético?
What's he doing here?
So Joe Felix had some ups and downs at the big European clubs.
Loans, form issues, you name it.
If he's ended up on NASA, that's likely a fresh chapter, maybe chasing a different opportunity or a lucrative contract. It happens more often now. But hey, he's still got talent wherever he plays.
Look at Piers Morgan's Twitter. Why? What's he saying, bro? What's Piers, what's Piers Morgan's Twitter saying, bro?
I don't even want to know. I know this guy's
Piers Morgan tweeted out the goat at missing penalties
Piers Morgan, you are a spineless cock, bro. Here's Morgan
Nobody cares about anything you've ever said or given opinion on ever buddy. No one cares Piers Morgan
There's Morgan, you're only saying this because we saw an interview of you dick-riding CR7
for two hours, bro.
No one cares about anything you're saying, bro.
You're a spineless cock.
Never speak on Messi again, okay?
Please never speak on Messi again.
We also have interview of you literally guzzling Ronaldo's cock for two hours.
You asked him how his sex was with his wife.
What's wrong with you?
Why would you ask somebody that legitimately?
Why in your right mind would you ask somebody?
how their sex is with the wife.
You're legitimately a loser, bro.
Please stop speaking about messy.
You have to ball all the way to a tree stump, bro.
Dead ass.
Don't ever tweet about messy again.
This sweet age like milk, by the way.
Literally, this sweet age like fucking milk.
This guy ratioed you.
W Pablo, bro.
Piers, just stop, lad.
Ronaldo isn't going to shag you.
This guy's about a ratio, you bro.
W Pablo, everybody like Pablo's tweet.
Everybody like Pablo Tweed W Pablo, bro
Yeah, but like listen, bro
If you're a if you're like one of those like bro, here's the thing messy doesn't know me
I've never spoken to messy in my entire life. I'm messy never will know me
Ronaldo will never know me. I can speak freely and unbiasedly
Piers Morgan you can't bro. You literally rode Ronaldo's cock in an interview for two hours, bro
Like bro, the Goda missing penalties, Piers Morgan, what are you saying bro?
What are you the Goda?
What are you the Goda?
You asked this guy about his sex life with his wife, that's the most disrespectful shit
ever.
What's wrong with you, bro?
What are you the Goda?
Casting for the prime.
Yo, Bernard, who should Portugal start at Striker instead of CR7?
I'll start I'll become Portugal's manager so they can actually win because I believe Bernard Portugal has too much talent to where
If they start CR seven, they're not gonna win World Cup
They need to stay a bro. They have a team. Yeah Bruno Fernandez new no men's they cannot lose with this team, bro
They cannot lose the team Raphael Leo
Like they who should they start Bernard talking who are their options, bro? That's what they think about gifted
All right, coach, if you're taking charge, the good news is Portugal's got options.
Rafael Leal brings pace and flair.
Diogo Jota is versatile in clinical when fits.
Gonzalo Ramos showed his instinct in the last tournament.
So depending on form, matchups and how you want to press, you've got a full deck.
Honestly, any of them could be your game-winning ace.
Bernard, I'm really into like, update your football stuff, because, okay.
I'm always ready to keep things fresh.
I gotta hang up.
I gotta hang up.
Who would Portugal start at Stryker?
Chris Chattaramo, respect to be primary,
Sagar Fort School with Gonzalo Ramos,
serving as main backup.
No, start Gonzalo Ramos.
Start Gonzalo Ramos.
Yes, chat, RIP Joseph, fly high,
Jogo Jota.
Rest in peace.
Gonzalo Ramos, chat, is this guy better than CR7 right now?
Is this guy better than CR7 right now?
Run a poll.
Is this guy better than CR-7 right now?
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
Could Portugal potentially start him? Let's see.
This could be Portugal's answer to winning World Cup if they start him.
ooh
wait this guy sent a dead pic?
when?
when? when?
when?
shall i go to my pool please?
So chat is he back up at a buddy say some oh is he back up or does he still play there
Okay, I mean bro look all I'm saying is here's what you do bro right you give CR 745 minutes
you give console over Ramos 45 minutes you do this against Uzbekistan who do they play
game 3 and you just compare you compare and you contrast right chat you give CR 745 minutes
you give console around those 45 minutes you compare and you contrast look bro I'm not
trying to be a hater bro I'm just giving advice right it's all I'm saying
bro oh they play Columbia game three Portugal plays Columbia Columbia's good
me home me how Portugal could lose that game if Portugal drew Congo they could
lose to Columbia Columbia's not bad Columbia's not yo-yo Columbia's not
bad at all. Columbia World Cup roster. How much does we guys sit around Louis
Diaz like I could see I'm not saying Columbia's gonna win but I'm saying
Portugal could lose like I wouldn't be that surprised. Now if Portugal loses if
If Portugal loses or draws Uzbekistan, Miha.
It's time to just hang it up.
If they loses or draws Uzbekistan, they need to win by at least two goals.
If they draw Miha, chat, we ran a little poll, 55% of the chat says Ramos is better
than CR7 currently.
Currently.
Obviously not all time.
But yes, bro.
wait what do you mean look about the mean said what is the mean say in a
Twitter but I feel like let me never really goes on social media besides his
a TikTok he has like a burner TikTok account what did Levine say
and I mean y'all know chat what is his Twitter or is it TikTok chat what if
This is a fan account bro this dude's fan account has 400,000 followers guys his fan
account has 400,000 followers and he's 18 do you realize how much aura that is his fan
account has 400,000 followers and he's 18 do you realize how much aura that is bro let
I mean, Instagram.
I mean, Instagram, in a story,
I need to log in to see it.
Let me go on my phone.
Let me Instagram story.
I'm already following him.
Let me Instagram story.
He said,
Wait, I don't see it.
I don't see it.
It's his recent post.
This post.
This, this, this.
Oh, hold up. I can't.
I can't view it because I'm not signed in.
I can't view it because I'm not. Let me sign in. Let me sign in.
Let me sign in guys.
No, I don't know my Instagram stuff, bro.
I don't know my Instagram, but y'all also not know any of your passwords, bro.
I don't know any of my passwords to anything, but chat, my mindset is if I don't know my
passwords, then anyone who's trying to hack me definitely doesn't know my passwords.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like, if I don't know my passwords, then anybody who's trying to hack me definitely doesn't know.
Oh, it won't sign in.
Wait, maybe it's because the username's not correct.
The password you did? What?
I didn't leak, I didn't leak, I didn't leak, I didn't leak, I did not leak, I did not leak, bro.
Look on your phone. Oh yeah, I can just look on my phone.
La mía va a ser. I'm here. Vamos, España, gracias a todos por el apoyo siempre con Dios.
8 million likes in one day. Bro, 8 million likes in one day, y'all. That is crazy. He's
18 bro 8 million likes in one day scroll
He posted that
you
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you
you
Thank you for watching football this week, this week.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh yeah, you know what? Let's watch Best Player on France, highlights.
Chat, yeah, I almost forgot. Let's watch Best Player on France, highlights.
Oh, I almost forgot, buddy. I almost forgot.
Let's watch the Best Player on France, highlights, and it's not in Bop, eh, buddy?
It's not a bad thing.
Goals assist.
It's not a bad thing.
Goals assist.
It's not a bad thing.
It kind of like comes off the pillow and you rise.
You go, oh who's that?
Yeah, but it's got past people on B1.
That kind of makes it like you know it's Korean
and it's left foot.
We can't do anything about it.
Just in terms of someone who is a game changer.
Yeah.
So Chad, I figured something out.
The greatest footballers of all time will always be left footed players.
The reason why is because defenders are used to defending 90 to 95% of attackers on their right foot.
90 to 95% of attackers attack on their right foot. So if you're a defender, you always know someone's going to your left shoulder, right?
But if somebody like Odie say, Mameen Gibal or Messi is approaching you, you have to completely change that entire system in your brain.
If you think Mbappe is better than this guy right now, you don't know ball buddy.
He has first touch it's like a fucking feather
chat how old is he or should I say how young is he bro chat how old is he how
old is he y'all 24 this guy's gonna be around for a long time bro
What club did only say play out before buying what club what club what club what club
Crystal Palace oh my god Crystal Palace had this guy
Crystal Palace had this guy bro
Jesus. Yo, look at Jason's Twitter, bro.
The shit is that ass disgusting. Did he delete the Ronaldo tweet?
So, he went to a CR7 game and said, ready for tomorrow at Cristiano, was he expecting
goals or something?
What was he expecting, bro?
Was he expecting goals, dude?
Like I'm so good, bro.
and then he instantly switches up overnight.
What was he expecting, man?
Look, chat, best players in the world right now.
Let's make a list.
Best footballers in the world right now.
Top five.
Top five best players in the world right now, chat.
Number one, Messi, don't care what anybody says.
Number two, Laminga Mou.
Number three, Odyssey.
Number four, Dembere.
Number five, Mbappe.
Those are the five best players in the world, y'all.
Oh, no, wait.
That is your top six players in the world right now buddy.
Top six players in the world.
Tell me where I'm wrong a singular time.
Kane?
Harry Kane?
No, I can't chat.
I can't.
I think Kane's last season was buffed up by Odyssey, bro.
I think Kane's last season was buffed up by Ody say we'll see in the World Cup though.
We'll see in the World Cup.
But I believe Kane's last season was buffed by Ody say personally, Jeff, this is top six
best players in the world.
Tell me where I'm wrong.
Guys, I know Kane is good.
I know Kane is good, but it's Kane better than any player here.
Is Kane better than any player here?
Is Kane top 10?
Yes.
is top 10 best midfielder in the world probably Bruno but we could do top 10
right now that's midfielder in the world probably Bruno I think Bruno is
maybe better than Bettina Rafinha bro Rafinha is ghosting in the world cup
right now man I don't know Rafinha is ghosting in the world cup I didn't see
more from Rafinha, bro. Vinicius is a top 10 player. Yes, Vinicius is a top 10 player.
Okay, who else, Jeff? 9 and 10. We need to get a defender in here, Chad. We need to get
Defender, defenders never get any love. Defenders never get any love.
Chat, maybe Hakini?
Defenders never get any love, bro.
Nuno Mendez? Somebody said Polisic. Now, Polisic is not top 10.
International Polisic is really great, but he's not top 10.
Yeah, I think prime postage was Chelsea in COVID year, like in the COVID year, but postage is great and he's better international like postage is better on the men's national team, but he's not top 10.
Chad, who else bro?
Pedri?
Yeah, you could say, bro, you could say Pedri's top 10.
Now Chad, who's a better center midfielder?
Bruno or Pedri?
Maybe Bruno.
Maybe Bruno.
You guys want me to put Kane in the top 10?
Bro, I think, I don't know man, I think Kane is like, I think Kane's last season was slightly
buffed by odyssey bro i think kane's last season was slightly buffed by odyssey
chat i'm just being honest bro valverde is not a bad shout valverde is not a bad shout um
I think for top 10 you go like Pedri and I think for top 10 you go Pedri at 9, Kane at 10.
This is a perfect top 10. This is a perfect top 10, y'all. Literally a perfect top 10 list in order.
Also, let's just focus on the fact that Messi is the best player in the world, still, let me say 38.
Can we focus on that?
Messi is the best player in the world, and the second best player in the world is 20 years younger than him.
Can we focus on that for a second?
This is the best list ever created from.
This is the best list ever created remove Pedri fuck no I'm not removing Pedri no fuck
no fuck no.
Vettina bro I mean yeah I guess you could maybe save Vettina is better than Pedri but
I'm biased to Barca but I guess you could maybe save Vettina is better than Pedri but
But we don't have one defender in here.
Do you see what I'm saying?
In football, attackers get all of the credit because of the goals, bro.
All nobody cares about is the goals.
Defenders get no love.
Defenders get no credits, bro.
Yeah, I think this is a perfect top 10 list.
Literally.
I think this is a perfect top 10, y'all.
I mean, this is my top 10.
Y'all can disagree if you want.
I don't care.
This is my top ten, dude.
That's my top ten, buddy. That's my top ten, bro.
Okay, now next up...
We have a banger video to watch, chat.
I might get on FIFA today for a little bit. I kind of... dude, I heard those crazy packs.
Well, I actually checked the other night. There's crazy packs right now. There's like 97 like World Cup cards
I think Messi got a card
Okay
Check out a banger video, I got a banger video
Also chat who's the most overrated player in the world right now after watching world cup
dare I say our dachuna I was expecting a lot more from turkey I'm not gonna lie I was expecting
a lot more from turkey what the fuck the thing that surprised me the most bro thing that surprised
me the most in this world cup is how shit turkey has been I thought turkey was gonna be good
But, Cheruzimus overrated the player in the world after watching the World Cup.
CR7, but I don't think, okay bro, I don't think CR7 currently is overrated.
I think, bro, first off CR7 is the, there is respect, there's so much respect for CR7.
CR7 is the second greatest footballer of all time and honestly it's not even close.
No one's even close to him, second place.
But the thing is, CR7 has been in Al-Nassar for like three years now.
I don't really think CR7's overrated.
I think like, see he's just old, probably he's 41.
And again, like I said, CR7, whether you agree or disagree, CR7 built a lot of his career
on athleticism and it's hard to maintain that when you're 41.
Messi's career was built on like IQ and just seeing the game.
But like CR7's was not.
Internet commutes.
This is another example, and I'm going to say this now,
it's not going to see it for 10 years.
But in BAPE, in BAPE's career is going to decay way faster
than even CR7's career.
Because in BAPE is so reliant on athleticism and pace,
where in BAPE doesn't have the same technical skill
that's like Messi or like Oly saying.
But in BAPE is going to decay at such a faster rate
than someone like Messi.
Because in BAPE, it's just when he's not the fastest guy
in the world, it's like, well, what is left, right?
But you'll see, bro, you'll see.
If you're a Madrid fan, you're not gonna wanna hear that.
But you'll see, Mbappe's like, in like five years,
10 years, like five to 10 years,
Mbappe's just gonna be completely washed
because he won't be the fastest guy anymore.
You know what I mean?
Maybe not five years, but like,
when Mbappe's in his late 20s, bro,
he's gonna be washed, like 29, 30,
because he won't be the fastest guy.
But messy, it didn't matter.
Next up, bro, next up, dude.
The worst internet communities.
Now, if sports communities isn't in this, then this is an invalid video because there's
absolutely nothing worse than a delusional sports fan.
This is our year, I can feel it.
That's every Dallas Cowboys fan for the last 20 years of my life.
Internet communities.
All right.
They're definitely hit or miss.
in a community you're welcomed with open arms and there's a lot of positivity and wholesome
and friendliness and okay key words sometimes.
Never back down, never what?
That's where some of these communities have the most toxic parts to them, known to man.
Or it's just super...
Ehhh.
So yeah, I guess choose wisely if you ever want to get involved in an internet community.
But I guess we'll start with the looks maxing community.
I like the idea of improvement.
I feel like the looks maxing community
is a lot of just like trolling.
You know what I'm saying?
Like I don't know if it's real.
Is it real?
Is the looks maxing really real?
Like I refuse to believe people are actually sitting there
popping peptides every night.
Being yourself.
And improve.
Yes.
Bro, didn't Clubicular like chop up his nose?
I saw that on Twitter.
Bro, why are you?
I don't think he's trolling, bro.
Why are you chopping up your nose, dude?
Chad, don't change your body, bro.
All right?
You all have your body, bro.
Just keep your body.
Then your looks, improving your daily habits,
that's all great.
I'm all for improving looks,
but I'm the keep it a buck, bro.
Like some of the methods for looks maxing
are absolutely insane.
With this climber, don't do these methods
I'm about to talk about.
I know you have the common sense
not to be YouTube's gonna get on my head for it.
Especially-
Bro, cause here's the thing about plastic surgery, right?
Especially with men, dude.
Think about plastic surgery is you do one thing and then they're like, oh, I got to fix this.
Now this looks weird.
Now I got to fix this.
Then I got to fix this.
And you keep tweaking and alternating your body until you literally look like a silicone
mannequin out of mall.
You don't even look like a real person.
So if I don't prove who had the worst plastic surgery of all time, Chad, by the disclaimer.
So don't do it.
Don't.
You probably think it's working out, eating healthy, but some of these looks maxing methods
are so extreme.
I think we've all seen them going around the internet like doing
Simon Cowell.
Wait, how does Simon Cowell look now?
Simon Cowell got Simon Cowell did plastic surgery.
Oh my God.
When you look up Simon Cowell on Google, the first thing that comes up is 2026 plastic surgery.
Oh, dear God.
Oh my God.
Guys, please never do plastic surgery. Please God.
Doing.
What?
I spanned a combination of
um,
a man with a f***er, a haptide expression,
and I literally went on a 3-day fast.
This is it.
So I'm gonna be honest.
When Clav said he did the whole M-word,
and I'm not gonna say what it is,
because it's YouTube and I don't want to get banned.
When Clav said he did the M-word thing,
When Clash said he did the M word thing, I didn't believe him at all, but now that he chopped off his nose, I kind of believe him.
I kind of believe him. I'm not gonna lie.
I awake the entire time.
You stayed up and did that shit for three days?
That has to be bold.
Like if anything that sounds like it's gonna mess up the process, there's no way I'm gonna look like a Greek god by taking-
Do you bone smash a lot before we go out?
Bone smash? Okay, don't, don't bone smash.
You're gonna do severe damage to your face. There's no way.
people dead ass do this and then there will be people who...
jail.
Okay.
I'm gonna be completely honest.
If I speak, I'm in big trouble.
If I speak, I'm in big trouble.
They're literally trying to stretch their meat!
At this point, just stop, man.
Those three methods are way too far.
Not only are some of the methods way too far,
they also have terminology to rate people's looks
Like don't deadass sit there and call you like a low tier normie with a straight face.
Be a deadass.
Am I a LTN? HTN?
MTN. What am I?
Sub 5.
Sub 5.
Sub 5. Sub 3.
Okay.
Sub 3.
Are you guys serious?
That's in everything.
But I don't know, I just feel like these people are way too obsessed with looks to the point where that's all they care about.
Like obviously if you strive to look better and you care about your looks, go for it.
but that shouldn't be the only stat you care about.
Roblox.
Not only do people that play Roblox
have to deal with this as their CEO,
how do you think of the problem of some Roblox?
We've-
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I never even thought about this.
Oh my god.
Think of it, not necessarily just as a problem,
but on the opportunity as well.
What?
What?
What?
They have to deal with people on YouTube live streams,
scamming children with no frontal lobe development yet.
I think we-
Oh, but here's the solution.
My mom did not get me any cellular device
until I was 14 years old, and it wasn't even a phone.
It was an iPod Nano, and then I got an iPod Touch
when I was in high school, and then I got an iPhone.
Stop giving kids devices when they're eight years old.
Please buy like this falls on the parents if you're a parent you know the world is a evil disgusting place
Why are you giving a kid a phone when he's 10?
Why are you giving a kid a bro? There's kids dude when I was playing squid games on Roblox last year
Every time I stepped in the game chat. It was kids going green light green light red light and they're nine
How are you on it? How are you gaming? You're nine?
Remember those streams where I guess people would quote-unquote give away free robux even though there was no giveaway
But there's been a new breed. What is wrong typing? I gave my son a phone at 10. All he does is watch you
Now he's fat and doesn't understand the real world run go live
Eat of these live streams that have been born on the short speed and it's kind of like those tiktok lives where you can send a
Disco ball a galaxy or whatever the hell, but I guess on YouTube shorts live streams
The big thing is the laughing disco and then this character will proceed to beg for a laughing disco ball
I don't know. I'm so lost. Oh
My god, bro have y'all ever been to those tick-tock lives where they're like no, we're losing we need a galaxy
No, we're losing and we need a galaxy
No, we're losing, we need a galaxy.
The only guy that was actually a goat was
I mean more bullets and he was twerking.
That guy was a goat because that guy put effort.
That guy put it all on the line.
That guy was willing to get in spandex
and twerk for a galaxy.
You earned my galaxy, sir.
That guy was the goat.
Hope he's doing well.
Let's go!
Is this a six, seven kid?
Like yeah, you don't keep do forget about this stuff
when you're 24.
Like I'm old as balls.
Bro, there's a 6-7 kid in the Roblox right now.
Guys! Mega shout out to Laughing Disco Joe!
I don't know why this just feels like an acid trip.
First of all, we were greeted with the worst background music of all time.
What just graced my eardrum?
What is the game? What the hell is that thing?
You sat down and recorded this to make a pre-recorded livestream.
And of course, yeah, the begging is just so obnoxious.
Y'all see what this is for?
And then I guess every time someone donates this...
That is speeds for night stream considered the greatest stream of all time. I saw it's on IMDB
I think speeds for night stream is probably the greatest stream of all time
I don't know if anything could ever surpass that individual stream
And that's my speeds the greatest stream or ever like I don't think any stream
Could surpass that stream bro like that s a little mega shout out animation happens
Like how the hell do people watch this and now that I think about it how much is a laughing disco on youtube shorts
Fifty dollars! Fifty dollars!
You're not even getting anything in return!
Bro, you could buy a whole ass overpriced video game for that.
Or you could buy like, five steam games.
What's the fifty dollars for then?
What, just to make this character happy and say shout out to the disco donator?
This is f***ed up, man.
And then they just let it run for hours on end, cause it's pre-recorded.
And I guess they just hope and pray that some parents got caught lacking with their credit card on the YouTube account and, yeah.
the rest is history. It's a really sad way to make money if you think about it.
Is this image real? What is the context of this image? I don't know anymore with editing and AI
and Twitter. What is the context of this image? I haven't paused 18 times and if I have, then I don't
care. Guys, I can link you the video and you can literally watch the video by yourself. Like,
I'm going to pause the video and talk about the video. All right. Like, put a socket on it.
And not only does Roblox have that, they have a weird e-dating community.
Like, first of all...
There's a Roblox e-dating community?
Well, you don't know who the hell you're gonna meet on Roblox.
Like, there could really be some 50-year-old dude on Roblox behind the screen,
so it's just a recipe for disaster.
And not only that, there's like weird thirst trap e-dating type of TikToks that go along with it.
But this is the worst shit to ever grace my eyeballs.
What?
I'm not even going to read the caption, like whoop.
Ron said now act confused, yo Ron.
Wo-la.
I've never e-dated on Roblox.
Valorant.
Created this dog.
I remember in 2017 I would play Roblox Tycoon with my friends on the Xbox.
Never did I think Roblox would go in this direction for people to be attracted to Roblox
avatars. Like obviously there's a lot worse stuff out there that you know I
don't even want to subject you guys to and then my channel would also get
obliterated too. Like they had to have lost a bet or something and they had to
make this post because there's no way this is real. And then sometimes you'll
find people say- What did that say? What did that poster just say?
Normalize cooning to Roblox avatars. Daddy you're so hot. Yeah so here's the
problem basically what ended up happening is the internet in the early 90s and 2000s was a great
explosive awesome thing we're progressing now we've reached the point where we're 26 years into that
where the internet boom year 2000 so now we're starting to regress now we're starting to regress
guys okay so now we're moving backwards as a civilization way this is real and then sometimes
You'll find people simping in the comment section as well. I'm not simping. I'm not simping. What are you single?
Twink pounder 84 is his username
Bro, I wish there was a way to just have an automated system to just ban people right when they make an account
If you make your account twink pounder 84, I'm just automatically gonna have a system that bansper
We didn't want that to twitch
bro there are some psychotic there's a guy in my chat named goth mommy spit he's
like a two-year sub I would have auto banned that guy day one not simping but
are you single ah it's time to move on I'm done like time now bike talk used to
be pretty normal people would post videos about them riding their motorcycles
or whatever and recently it's gotten infested with thirst traps and just
overall completely unrelated content.
What the fu-
Babe, we can't work in public?
Okay, that already, that's a horrible start.
Why are we saying that?
Just slide your dress up a little bit.
What the fu-
Alright, bro, come on.
What happened, man?
Blake talk is just so freaked out at this point.
Okay, so this biker was gonna do a face reveal.
I don't know what type of c-
Bro, you gotta talk about the sports communities.
Please tell me it's in here.
It's kind of reflective of the comment section, so just be warned.
["I'm Handsome"]
With a caption like this, the comments are gonna be cooked.
Be a good girl and tell me I'm handsome.
["Oh my god, bro you're wearing a helmet, what does that even mean?"
Why are you filling up my for you page and not me?
["Get the fuck out!"
I'm out here collecting my book-talk bikers, that's what they call them.
Because they flex in the camera, they post thirst traps, and yeah-
I didn't even know this was a community.
Like, a bike-talk? Are you serious?
Obviously bike-talk is gonna hate on them, because it's kinda cooking their community right now.
Why are you saving them like they're a folder, God? That's wild.
I'm obsessed. Good.
Too bad I ain't a good girl, however damn.
Oh my God, please, get to the next section of the video.
I can change that.
Bro, you don't know who you're talking to!
Oh my god, man.
Five minutes and a hair tie is all I need?
Bro, he just posted himself with a screen mask on.
And this was the response he got.
Okay, maybe the caption got him all these type of responses, but still, though.
This shit is deep.
Next! Next, please!
The gym community.
Being he-
Ooh, this is an interesting one.
What's he gonna say about the gym community?
Healthy's a great thing.
Therefore, the gym is usually a no-brainer to maintain good health.
But the online gym community takes you way too far because why-
Where is RiceGum, bro?
Dude, I used to watch RiceGum's YouTube videos when I was a kid.
Where's RiceGum at, man? He used to make actual bangers.
Chad, do y'all remember the diss track era?
God, that was like peak YouTube, dude.
The YouTube diss track era.
Takes you way too far because why are people yelling at each other to get out of the way when filming?
Don't walk past my video, and I said I'm recording right here.
And there's-
Okay, brother.
It's your video, dawg.
You can clearly just pause it, reset, there's no reason to put your hands on someone.
I don't know if you can take a dump on the gym community, because honestly, most people
that go to the gym are pretty cool, they take care of themselves.
This is just one guy who's clearly a douchebag.
You can't summarize an entire community because one guy's a doucheer.
Some people even fight over machines, ego lift, flex on casual gym goers, and then there
were also gym girls in the early 2020s who would try to get clout off of framing other
people as a creep.
That shit deadass had me looking at the floor when they-
Yeah, I don't know if you should secretly record people.
I don't know if that's like very moral.
If you're gonna do it like blur them or something.
It was rampant.
Now there's also a huge filming problem because people get super angry when someone accidentally
walks into their camera view when they're working out, and that people film themselves
flexing in the locker room with no regard to any-
Now, here's the one thing about the gym community though.
Back when I was going to the gym, and people were going to say, of course, yes, I stopped.
Back when I was going to the gym, and I got really into it for like two or three months,
do y'all remember that?
Last year, I got all manic.
Every, not every, 90% of gym influencers that are YouTubers or TikTokers are on Roy.
But they're on steroids man, and it's depressing because it's like I see this guy and it's like oh
Yeah, he works hard
But like I'm never even gonna get close to attaining anything because he's quads are the size of a mountain
It's like 90% of them are on steroids man, and it's just it just really kills it
It really kills it for me because it's like I don't want to knowingly watch a video of someone who's on Royce
I don't care check who's the best gym influencer who's natural because there is some there is some
Anybody who is bubble stable Ronaldo said what did he say? This is why I stopped going to the gym people are weird exactly what I quit
Dude Ron is like
What do you make it currently changing that has to be illegal and creators like Joey Swoll would oftentimes stand up against these people
So, you know, who's the who is like the biggest
Jim influence or it's natural will Tennyson I've heard of him
We actually watched his diamond Jim video, right chat at least something got done about it the streaming community. Obviously
shit, okay
chat
Okay, wait, wait, I okay lock it
I had a feeling the streaming community was gonna make it in here streamers are gonna have their beef
It is what it is, but it's mainly the parasocial people in the streamer community that make it a complete cesspit
Like to the point where you have an unhealthy connection with the streamer
And that's not to say that everybody who watches streams is parasocial
But there are some people who develop a really unhealthy connection with the streamer
Like for example, Aina Ross's chat, they'll either straight up glaze him or sometimes they will even dox. That's how
Uh, this is true and it's most true in Twitter communities
This is why I've said multiple times, I said this three days ago.
No one hates you more than your Twitter community as a streamer.
No one hates you more.
It's physically not even possible.
And this is why I personally believe if you're a streamer and you're in a relationship, you
should never bring it on camera ever.
Because there's no point of involving people in it, bro.
Never.
And that's something I've definitely learned.
Like it's just the main thing is Twitter communities Twitter communities all it is is everybody's just hating on a streamer to try to get likes
And it's just disgusting. It's disgusting. Oh bad
It is God and even when speed went to Norway there were people out the door just lined up in crowds
Literally treating him like some sort of exhibit like it's actually so parasocial even got stuck in a no way
Okay, this is a little different. I think I think it's speed comes to your country. It's pretty cool
Like if you're a Norwegian kid and you walk speed, it's cool if he comes to your country
It's not like what I define as parasocial is a kid on Twitter who's like tweeting about a streamer every day like
He's missing so many streams lately. This is
Really getting out of hand somebody oughta knock some sense into this guy
He missed two streams in a row somebody oughta
somebody oughta tell him I wish I could stream and miss streams like that and what a loser
I would never miss stream.
Like that's where it's just, bro, what are you doing?
Bro, go out and go hug your mom, bro.
Like, why are you like, it's, I'm telling you, it does not get worse than Twitter.
Twitter is the worst, literally ever.
As the crowd was experiencing, like, how is a crowd this uncivilized, like, it just doesn't
make sense.
Also some really weird cases of streamers chats just being complete trolls. I guess I don't know troll if you even want to call it that
All right, this is bad timing this is really bad timing I do want to say
Okay, okay the low stream looking back on it and the clips and the VOD
Me and Ron went too far on multiple times, bro
Lose is so lovable, and I just want to hug Lose, like I really do love Lose.
We went too far.
Like we were like, it's just, because it gets to a point where it's like friendly banter,
but then it's just like, all right, well now we're just making, why did Ron put a question
mark in the chat?
Why did Ron put a question mark?
It's friendly banter, but then it's like, okay, making Lose the butt of every joke.
We went too far.
We went too far.
But Chad Lose can take it, bro. And like, I wish we went a little easier.
But Lose was dishing some shit out. He told Rod to make him a slurpee. He said, uh, yeah,
he like, Lose was dishing it out, bro. Why does it think he can, it can, when I posted an Instagram-
Can I not be getting this a 13 minute video and I think I'm gonna, it's gonna be like 30 minutes on
my channel. Why does it think he can post? They call him it? It doesn't get called he? Okay.
Ron said, not we, you're a raging alcoholic, and that's why Ron, after that stream I had self-reflections,
I would not have went in on Lose as hard as I did if I wasn't drinking.
Because of that, I don't like the person I am when I drink, so now I'm never gonna drink again.
Never again, I'm never gonna drink again.
I- obviously it's a joke, but like, it's? Damn, I'm gonna take that disrespect, bro.
He's not even getting treated like a regular human at this point.
And even with the streamer Young Dabo, yet streamer-
What's Dabo up to, bro? Dabo's hilarious, man.
Is that what's still streaming?
I remember when he met Playboy Cardi, that was like, that was sick.
University, like this dude got hazed.
Like, it was actually bad.
And at the beginning of 2025, a ton of people on the internet were calling in CHOP basically every day.
Although streaming could make you generational wealth, that's gotta take a mental toll on you.
The sports community.
With football.
Oh my god, this is the one I was waiting for.
Out of anything, I don't know if it's worse than NFL.
I don't know. This is the one I was waiting for.
Being in the playoffs, things have been getting a bit toxic recently.
Let's just go to Tyler Loup's Instagram comments and you'll get an idea.
Which, you know, he sold us, but us.
Who's us? I don't- I have to, like, I play for the fucking team.
Okay, Tyler Loup did sell the raiders.
He missed the game winner, was wide right.
Like, yeah, I was heated in the moment.
But is the sad reality of being an NFL kicker or a high school kicker, a college kicker, at any level?
You only ever get remembered when you miss.
No one gives a fuck when you make it.
If Patrick Mahomes drives 45 yards down the field with two minutes left,
and then Butcher kicks it in, no one cares.
They'll just be like, Patrick Mahomes drove down 60 yards.
Like, you only ever get remembered when you miss.
That's why you have to feel for kickers,
because they only get remembered when they miss.
And as soon as the game ended people rushed to his Instagram and started clowning Justin Tucker, Justin Tucker, okay
Justin Tucker is
One exception I would say
But yeah, it's it's that's just unfair because Justin Tucker is the most famous kicker ever like that's just unfair
But yeah, I was man. I mean like your average high school kicker
Your average high school kicker you only get remembered when you miss bro. Nobody cares when you make it
They thank the quarterback for driving down the field, period.
Add to, but they're just doing too much.
Please leave the team.
Justin Tucker did what?
Justin Tucker assaulted someone.
In 2025, Baltimore Ravens Kater, Justin Tucker was accused by 16 massage therapists
of improper sexual behavior during body work appointments,
which in 2012 and 2016,
the Ravens have now released him
and the NFL later suspended him
for the first 10 weeks of the 2025 season.
Tucker has denied all allegations.
Pack your bags on.
You missed some massage therapists?
Yo, oh my God.
But why is that the NFL solution to everything 10 week suspension?
Like it's just the NFL like you can literally I didn't want to say some of the shit that
I read on my newsletter on my fucking ESPN app the NFL is like oh dude this guy this
guy drove into a fucking family of four while drunk four week suspension like what is the
NFL bro literally what is the NFL such a free field goal you really a bum I'm gonna catch you worse than the stein
Oh my god, welcome to the unemployed club. Obviously people could joke and troll around but it really gets to a point
But when the playoffs start in sports, you really start to realize just how corny some sports fans are the Eagles and the 49ers
Played the other day
But the Eagles have the worst fan base in the NFL undeniably is probably the Eagles
probably the Eagles maybe you could say the Cowboys who else am I missing anybody
chiefs fans I guess chiefs fans it's a lot of like bandwagons because not that many people
actually live in fucking Missouri but then if you go to the chiefs Instagram it's like
Well, we have fucking 20 million followers, but no, like, I don't know, she's fans of little bandwagons.
But yeah, I think most annoying is Eagles Cowboys, bro. I don't think anyone pisses me off more than that.
Fans were throwing drinks, cups, and other stuff at the 49ers fans.
And the way these people were acting, like, you'd think they're signed to the team themselves, like, they're on the practice squad.
They got a nice little deal, and they're going to Cancun with the team.
Friendly competition and passion is one thing, but being an absolute geek rider for you-
This guy went the wrong direction with sports, I think.
The worst problem with the sports community on the internet is everybody has an opinion
on everything and they're never correct about anything.
This is what they do.
It's just no one knows what they're saying.
No one ever knows what they're saying.
All right, catch you on the video.
And I spit all over my keyboard.
I spit on my keyboard.
Your team like this,
that could care less about your life
and your existence is crazy.
the BP or Blackpill community.
Like that, what is the Blackpill community?
Ideology around like if you're chopped, you're cooked,
it's just toxic.
Like obviously-
What is that tie into the looks maxing community?
All for improving your looks to a healthy degree,
but there's just some shit you can't control.
But yes, looks matter, but it's not everything.
And this community is kind of pushing that toxic ideology,
that it's the only thing that matters.
And if you don't have a 10 out of 10 Chad build your cook,
this community is so out of touch.
It's insane.
ever meet a person like this in real life. We go on a two man and he says some shit like this.
Dude you didn't tell me that you were going to invite straight sub fives bro I thought we
were at least going to get some like low tier deckies but like these girls are chomp. Wow you
have a recessed maxilla. Yo holy cornfield I'm out of that shit. This is probably the worst possible
community to go mainstream. His mindset can really cause people to hate themselves like it's just
Sad bro. Oh f now this has always been a magnet for the biggest corn balls to ever exist
And don't even get me started on the promo methods that some of these creators do like they'll literally just spam in the twitter replies
And then there was like an o f content house and they invited a 17 year old like yo, what are we doing?
Jack in in o f aren't you literally just talking to like a robot?
Like when you're like
If you text like one of these accounts, isn't it just like a 46 year old man replying?
Wrap this up, man.
And now we gotta talk about, of course, the people who buy it.
I mean, they're over here like getting caught lacking in the comment section.
So I went to Sophie Rain's comment section to see if there were any down bad unks left, and lo and behold, I was right.
Big ol' fumpkin' tets.
Can I go top of you yo you're not get on top of anything bro, but why do they just shoot in the public comment section out of anything hot hot hot
I'm addicted. I love you mommy in the grand 26 is cry she doesn't know you exist
Jinxy, this is your alternate account. Nope.
You just don't even waste your breath at this point. You got no chance.
I've sent you a mail. Please check it, ma'am.
A mail? Did you- Did you send Sophie Rain an email?
Do you mean DM? I don't know. Unks gotta get what the times.
So way too good and want to pay.
Like, yo, this dude's monthly bills for OF is definitely through the roof.
Like, just by the way, you speak it through the comment section.
You could get a McChicken with that, man.
Okay, you could get way more than a McChicken with-
How the how this dude's talking? I don't know he probably could get more than a McChicken. I'm super drunk
I think this guy went the wrong direction with the sports one though
Like it's just it's more about everybody just giving some horrible opinion about everything
That's for you. What?
What does that even mean dog? If something that is public is bad
What do you think the private dms look like like they don't get it because there's too stupid
I think the whole system works though to where like they're just 45 years old
They think they're talking to them, but then they're talking to like a robot or like a 36 year old dude
Who's just typing back to them? That's like the whole system
But these girls have managers that go in their DMs. Okay, I said reply. You are not talking to her
No, bro, you're talking to the manager
There are some people that will drop like four million dollars if they're rich enough
Yeah, go watch this video right here on the end screen
You think duck, you know this guy's actually like such a good at youtuber check. Oh, so the duck man
Like, I think I've watched three of his videos. This guy only makes banners.
Like, this guy's a go-to, bro.
Uh, yeah, W video, chat, W video.
Now, chat.
Should we hit Diamond in Rocket League or Rip FIFA Facts?
You decide.
Run a poll.
Hit Diamond in Rocket League or Open FIFA Facts?
He made a part two?
Maybe another day.
Maybe another day.
I was gapping a lot of that.
I have been in talks with four people.
with Fortnite and I will be playing in the Fortnite program tournament. I don't
know who my pro is yet but I will be playing in the Fortnite program
tournament. I don't know what day it is. I don't know who my pro is but I'll be
playing bro. I'll be playing in the Fortnite program.
chat who should I
Have us
Have us what the fuck is this what's happening to my
Hi, what the fuck is this bro?
Did you do this?
Yo, yo, yo, have eyes.
Did you do this or no?
What is that?
Have eyes.
What is this?
can it just fucking drop bro oh my god it's not going to the corner oh my god
I'm actually gonna lose it bro it will not go to the corner it just keep oh my
god look hi yo what is this what is this
Can you pick up the phone please? What is this?
Yo, what the fuck is that? Highlights, what is that?
Oh, what?
It's like bouncing and then it slides away from the, I just want it in the corner.
Bro, just put it in the corner, bro.
Yeah, I know, but it's sliding out of the corner.
I know you did it like yo bro. I know you did this shit when I bro this is the most annoying y'all all my fucking god
All my fucking god high-fives
It's not going to the corner it bounces in the middle of every fucking time I put it in the corner
Bro look look at my hands look at my hands ready drag release
What the fuck did you fucking do with my OBS?
Is it mouse, like, Dressed or something?
I don't even think, I don't even think mouse drift is a real thing.
Let's look it up.
I think it is, yeah.
Let's go to the blog or something.
Yes, mouse drift is a real phenomenon that falls into two distinct correct, okay.
Whatever.
Bro, it's not fucking, it's not malware.
You did some.
You did something I know you did something I could tell by your
Like
Like
You just let out a chuckle you just let out no did you just let out a fucking
I can't run the cock sucking corner now
Road just
Just calmly put it into the corner, bro, please God just put it in the corner
Okay, okay. Yo, um
Um, brother, brother, what the fuck did you do?
Is this like the curse of the devil in my OBS?
I don't know.
What, who, like, what is this?
What is this setting, I guess?
Look, you're jumping.
I don't want to jump.
I want to just stream in my corner, bro.
I want to just stream in my corner, dude.
Please, guys.
All right, I'll push you in the corner, top left.
Oh, fuck.
like it's like that gravity now it's like fuck what's going on with this shit
bro all right there you go see now you're alive perfect I just I don't know
how much more I could do this bro just fix whatever bullshit fucking setting
there is please who would even want this setting I'm a freaking bowling ball on
my face scam
Yo, high-fives. Like, physically. Yo, no, no, no, no. High-fives.
I don't know.
Is this your work for the day? What is this? Is this your work for the company today, motherfucker?
You're like inverted now. What the fudge?
Fixed, you know.
You know like no no no no bro, you know
Highlights like what do you like bro? Oh my god, just he's slide it into the corner with the setting. No, just
Putting it in the course not gonna do any
arrow keys arrow keys
No, no, it's not the arrow keys
Yeah, putting it putting
See arrow keys for more precision like this
Yeah
Bro, what are you doing?
So I can stream that's not perfect because I have to hold down the fucking arrow key to work
Camera gravity you're a psycho. No, no, you're a fucking psycho a camera gravity setting. I mean come on, bro
You're the fun police. No, no, it's not the fun police. I can't move my camera
You want me to do a stream with a gravity camera, bro a gravity fucking bowling ball fucking camera, man
That's what you want me to do
There you go. There you go. Yeah, perfect.
This one actually has more recoil somehow.
Alright, thanks. You want me to turn it off?
Yeah, but it's the arrow keys. I think, wait, I keep on the method all night because...
They don't work because look, I have to fucking hold it.
As soon as I... I can't stream like this, bro. I can't stream like...
Hold it, just hold it. Hold it, just hold it. Hold it, just hold it. Hold it, just hold it. Hold it, just hold it. Hold it, just hold it.
holding a fucking arrow key book.
Like, as soon as I let go, it's gone.
It's like a new bug.
I gotta report this one to OBS.
You created the bug!
It's not a fucking bug!
Just turn the filter off!
Fine, I'll turn off the filter.
Wow, this is...
Yo, hi, Brian.
Turn off the fucking filter!
I'm not going to be a soccer ball for seven hours today, bro.
Please, God.
OK, all right.
Fine.
That works.
Off the credit, not the one.
There you go. You create.
Wait, no, no, it's not even a random filter.
You created that.
He hangs up.
He created a fucking gravity filter.
Like are we dead ass bro?
I'm not the fun police bro. I don't want to be bounced around into fucking walls all day
I don't want to be bounced around into walls bro
Okay, we're close dude we're close to diamond on rocket league man
Well, we're actually not close so we're just almost close we're close to plat three
We're close to platinum free chat also chat later on Dante's thinks he can 1v5 irons. He's delusional, right?
There's literally no fucking way that's possible. There's no way I refuse to believe that's possible
Do be schoo to know
To be schoo to know
And
Chat TTS on or off? Yes or no?
TTS all around yes or no?
Bro chat, what if we end on YouTube and listen to music, bro?
Music makes Rocket League so good.
What if we end on YouTube and listen to music, bro?
Is that a good idea or a bad idea?
Rocket League is one of those games where it just needs music, man.
YouTube, I'll be back in a little bit.
I'll be back in a little bit, YouTube.
Chayenne's it on YouTube.
Rocket League needs music, bro, for real.
Rocket League needs music.
Chat, what?
Oh my God, I got the song.
Who is cool, can't move.
It's fast, it's fast.
Different, it's so, like.
you
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you
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you
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Anyways
You make way to love a damn
It's so good she have a calm night
She'll just kill the left and right
Working through your worst now
If I get my money back
You know I won't need you
Then I tell you
I hold the sack, it's full of it
I'm fucking all I fuck up
Spending when I get that
I ain't trying to keep you
We need a proper conversation, can't nobody beat you?
Why your eyes burn up, did you call me from a second?
You were from a past life, hope you're doing well bro
I've been out here havin' first, always like the havin' first
See them comin' in and I'll say it from the kid what it say
Hope you're doing well bro, everybody needs you
Everybody needs you, ooh, nani, nani
This is like a quail hole, don't stick to my body
Hey, don't sit in my body
We're getting in, we're getting in
We're getting in, we're getting in
Wake up after sun's going down
Now let's start your day, but can't keep being late
Oh, you need the money, don't survive
Every night, every day
Dropping baby off my home, for my nines
You know I can't hear nothing, this is nines
My eyes, wanna see the man who, wanna die
Wanna steal a man who, to the brides
Fuck, we got the match
All the boys wanna see, go down
Bum-dash, freestyle
I said, please, shut the fuck up, I don't want your conversation
All that I know about that I think I take is my every dish, every night, every dish.
Get out of another bag or so I want to run.
Jack, did you all play?
And the edge of this everything.
Because my next song is mine for my job.
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I had a shot, I couldn't even get one.
I couldn't even get one.
Yeah, I mean.
But yeah, I feel like my teammate was so egregiously fucking bad, like, I just do for Diamond.
If I'm that much better than everyone in the lobby, like, no, am I crazy?
You're up in a hurry, your mama be worried now.
Travis is the extended version.
Extended version.
version y'all
It's extended version
You know I remember sitting with Norf in Italy and playing her
um, after me and asking her, you know, what do you think about this line in the middle of a song?
And I was like, do you think I should change this?
And she's like, you know, it's a good song sometimes.
I feel like my mom speaks to her.
But I was like, it's a good song.
This is just a, this is just a panker.
I think you gotta say what you feel.
Fly!
General!
Chocolate!
Oh, you're sweet.
I know you want to fly all night!
Lightning,
streaming,
finding
easy to defend all of your fighting nights!
Don't you go up and up!
I
This is a good goal, this is a good goal.
I wonder if she's serving.
She's got her.
What's it again, though?
She's still got wounds from the mercy.
Okay, John, maybe your body is not overrated.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
She don't remember the first someone went into a person she just wanted to know when they're going to the first
She don't know
She don't know what
She don't know what the first people church
Call in a fast and no one
Don't you open a hurry
Your mom will be working hard
It was all part of the story
That's all, check it out
Even the scary nights
They keep falling upon you
You will be remembered all
Thank you to all of the heroes
And the night, the night, the night
They gotta repeat their colors
The light is wearing off
Reality is upon us
Crawl the truth and go
Crawl the truth and go
I'll be the Zasprey, I'll be the Chargers
No daddy don't play, not when it comes to their daughters
Don't do no yoga, don't do bullatties
Just like Vianna with stick to karate
I pray your bodies, drink more like mine
And not like your mommies, just being yourself to your niggas is nuts
And I am a nigga, I know what they want
I pray that you don't get it all at once
I'm so crazy, I know it's pervs all on the net
All in the commas, you on the vomit
That's your baby, you love her to death
Now she cut in class and hangin' with friends
You break in class and say it again
She can't comprehend the things that she in
If you whip her ass, she movin' with him
Then he whip her ass, you gon' do it again
But how you the devil, is you gonna sin
The prey she could put just behind us
Sweated these kinds of the wildest
She got the scars, they serviced reminders
Blurred still on her pajamas, but
Yesterday is dead, yeah
Moment of silence
That should be off the college
And then at the auction
Because you know that Nick is the savage
Nick is his mind's this
Nick is his camps
Nick is his place
Nick is his camps
Nick is his place
Nick is his daughters
Couldn't kill me if you tried
Couldn't kill me if I died
I'm gonna always be alive
You are always in tune now
And your son's on my vibe
So I'll fuck that now
Fuck the vibe
I
What the fmcs?
What time?
What time?
What time?
Right standing with the sofa
It's last
Everything about you
Everything about you
What time?
Out of 7?
Out of 10
Maybe
But how do they say that?
Niggas die on the thugs
Everybody make a thug
We was dying on the thugs
We was trying to show love
Don't you go off and out of everything
Why do you say that?
It was a part of the scarring
Even the scary nights
Thank you for all of the glory
You will be remembered
But all thank you to all of the heroes
And nothing's unbound
They gotta repeat the colors
I got to repeat the goddess
I thought he was gonna be like
I'm just wearing off
Yeah, they're easy on us
I'm just a goddess, you can do it
What a song bro, dead ass, what a song
Hi
I saw a text
upside
it did not look like it
Dude, so Ron and Lacey
are playing FNCS West at 9pm
I'm there
I'm there bro. What I'm there what that sounds peak. No, who's Ron steaming?
Let me call Ron. I
Have to watch that
What who's Ron steaming?
Try I'm not good enough to join guys. I'm not as good as Ron or Lacey. They're actually good
What
Rod's playing with clicks
Yeah bipolar yeah
Yeah, I think, I think that's why I think that's why Kanye did a lot of stuff that he did, bro. I don't think he's mentally well, dude. But when he has his medications, okay. Oh my God.
Yeah, I think when he has his medications, he's okay. Yeah, what is the MSI check MSI time schedules?
Bro, I think Faker plays that 11 chat on the 27th.
I think me and Dantez are going to watch that in person.
He plays the top NA team.
Got a stripping, no.
Chat, where do you go for it?
Dare I say, Fortnite time?
Not yet.
I'm going to do a league challenge with Dantez.
Then I'll get on Fortnite.
I'm going to try to hit Diamond and Rocket League really quick, or at least Platte 3.
France scored.
Let's see Mbappe go, bro.
See in Bap-A-Gold, man.
It's not good to blind up in Twitter
because there could be a penis on here.
Please don't be a penis.
Please don't be a penis.
Nice.
Oh, it's my list.
Quarters tripping, no.
In Bap-A-Gold.
Bro, this guy got copyright striked.
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Let's get down to my man.
Don't follow along.
I'm going to kill you.
This is the best I've ever been.
Way more confident in the hair chat way more confident
My bad over that's it over that's it
What song is this
Oh
My bed is so good.
Am I going to get this?
Am I going to get this?
Another dumb chat!
Another dumb!
I think I'm about to beat platform 3 with that.
Don't make me the reason to stop you, to stop you
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Didn't came out with a great law
I got a ticket around
Wait, stop you stop you. They thought I won't make it far
My mind is a star
Yeah
If the lights go off, baby would you ever change?
I was never on my high horse from the flame I look again mistaken and bloodlame
You know I've made that big time scene cause my name
Let's go, I'll play with you ever change I was number of my eyes or it's from the fame
Alright chat, I'm gonna go pee. Guys, should we push for diamonds? Or make it tomorrow?
Chat, is Dante's ready for that challenge?
What time am I gonna say 7? Chat, did I push for diamonds?
What should we do? Push for diamond or do the Don't Test Challenge now? Fortnite bro
the FN Test is in 3 hours y'all. Guys run a poke, run a poke, run a poke. The way you
hold me hold me. Bro should we push for diamond? We're gonna do the Don't Test Challenge at
like I think 7? Or 6? Well I said no 6 I think. Chad we could get diamond tomorrow, I don't
So.
Okay, chat also.
I have a brain.
Chat I have big news, bro
Have eyes are you done?
What's all in the class wait for have eyes
Okay, he's not
Chat I have big news, bro
okay Jesus okay chat as y'all know bro I said I was going okay you have us I'm
gonna I'm gonna drop kick you in the fucking throat bro
Okay, yo, okay, chat as y'all boys know.
I said I was going to World Cup quarterfinals in Miami.
I am also going to be streaming from World Cup semifinals in Dallas, which might be messy
in semi-finals and I'm going to be streaming from World Cup finals in New Jersey.
So I'm going to one quarter finals game, one semi-finals game and a finals game chat, all IRL, all IRL streams, bro.
I'm excited.
I've never even been to one.
I never even been to one, bro.
As a little kid, it was always a dream of mine to go to a World Cup game.
But because of y'all chat, I'm in a position where I can actually like go to a game and get a ticket. So thank y'all, bro. Like y'all are the ghosts. I always wanted to go to a game as a little kid, but now I can actually go.
So chat, I'm going to World Cup quarterfinals game, a World Cup semifinals game on the top side of the bracket, which might be messy and World Cup finals, which is crazy, bro.
meet speed bruh i met speed uh two times no one no two times two times two times two times i already met speed
okay i love speed bruh jack what should i do should i go for what should i do y'all should i go for
diamond should i go for diamond
or don't that's challenge don't that's challenge okay let me chat we will get
don't worry we will go for diamond tomorrow let me call that as Chad is
not as ready don't this told me yesterday
don't this told me yesterday that he believes that he could be five irons I
I think he's delusional, so I'm called him.
I said, my mom, I'm sorry, I cannot feel my body, yeah.
Chai, is Dante ready?
Is he in a game?
He better be warming up.
Chai, I'll get diamond tomorrow, bro, chill, chill, chill.
It's a journey.
It's a journey.
I'm not gonna be able to.
Well, I don't know if I'm gonna get it tomorrow,
but I'll push for it tomorrow.
I'm gonna push for diamond like every day in Rocket League.
Today was good, bro.
I got a lot of wins.
Is Dante ready for the challenge?
This is gonna be insane, bro.
Are we shooting a game?
Yo, Dantaz, what's up, bro?
You're in a match?
Yo, it's gonna, like, two minutes.
You wanna watch the final minutes of it?
I'm watching.
What's your delay?
Uh, without your screen, it's like 30 seconds.
Yo, bro, I hope you know I wanna bet subs on this.
I believe you're delusional, bro.
Okay, wait, do you wanna do, like, a ratio or just, like, a flat bet?
Well, I know that my bet is gonna win. So it's kind of whatever you want to do because I know you can't beat five players
It doesn't matter what the rank is. It's too big. I can I genuinely can like I'm not even kidding
Okay, so Jack just to feel you all in bro pause
But Jack just to feel you guys in
Yesterday Dantaz said with full confidence
That he could one be five four irons and me I'm bronze, but I'm basically irons go um five irons
Delta has basically said he could 1v5 5 irons and I think he's delusional because basically
What happens is the iron players can just push the minion waves
Get the turrets get a bunch of gold get a bunch of items and then just teamfight him. Oh
And we're definitely banning master you buddy, we're definitely
Master you you don't get bands
see see it's already bro it's some of those rift bro we got to incorporate all
to the rules of some of those rift dude we're banning master yet are you wait
you're serious chat is that fair to ban master yee Jin see it's not about that
like Jin see do realize that if you put in bands I'm just gonna talk about you
like if you ban master y'all get rid of Warwick and then I'll also get rid of
fucking and Bukong and then what are you gonna do then I'll play master yee
No, you're blind master you bro
So you want to do no bands
Yeah, really
Well, Jin see Jin see Jin see
Bands are no pants. I actually you know what does I agree when I won't be five coppers
I thought it was cringe. They would just target band me
Because like Jin see Jin see think about the thing about okay on think about it, bro
If we make it so that there's no bands or imagine make it so that there's bands you're saying with full confidence
That's impossible for me to 1v5 right so whether I'm on mastery headcrim or fucking Lulu
I should never be able to win no matter what champ I play right?
Yes, you're 100% right you're not at all. Hey, hey, you're 100% right, bro
We're not gonna do bands. We're gonna let you do whatever you want. You're gonna get fucking smoke buddy. Trust me
You're gonna get smoked dude
JNC I am not getting fucking smoked bro like dude. I promise you I'm gonna win this game
Yo chat
Like I just I'm gonna explain why I know I'm right
Okay, I'm gonna explain why I know I'm right and
Yes, bro, and it's just gonna be clean. It's gonna be very clean explanation, bro
Okay, don't one challenger cannot beat five irons no matter how good or bad the challenger is
Like maybe faker
Maybe faker, but yeah, I just have a jing see it's just too much map
And I'm just gonna tell the irons to just run away so you don't get fat
You have a jing see fakers the best player in Korea. I'm the best player in North America, bro
So the thing is like you're attacking the best player on the other side of the fucking world
Do you understand?
Bro, but you already said you never did this.
You're not the best player.
I almost let that slide.
I almost let that suck.
You're not the best player in fucking NA.
Not even close, bud.
What do you mean not even close?
Jyncey, I'm on a five game win streak.
Are you on a five game win streak?
Bro, that doesn't mean you're the best player in NA, bro.
That is not me.
Jyncey, Jyncey, if you're on a five game win streak and Grandmaster challenge a range,
you are the best player in North America.
America. Simple as that. It's a rule. It's like we're one of Rocket League.
Okay. Yeah. Let me, okay. Here's what I'm trying to explain.
It doesn't matter how good you are. It doesn't matter how many hours you have on League of Legends.
Five irons is five irons. The thing is, in R6, you could one be five coppers because, you know,
there's no response. You kill them, whatever. Bro, in League of Legends, there's going to be a top
a mid laner, a fucking ADC and a support bot lane, just farming minions. Like what the fuck are you gonna do?
What are you planning to do?
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
Okay, I'll tell you. I'm gonna run around the map. I'm gonna drop 30 kills.
Then I'm just gonna have double your guys's items at 10 minutes, and I'm gonna win because of it.
How are you gonna get kills if we're just gonna run away every time I see you?
Our only focus is minions, buddy.
So you're telling me you're gonna tell your teammates to walk up hit the minions and I just walk under tower
Are you fucking serious?
Okay, I didn't really plan that far ahead
Jinx is no they just need to run away if they don't fight you because look yo my iron teammates
Listen to what I'm about to tell you if you're in dot-tast stream or my stream
Let's start by telling you, if DotS is fighting you, it's because it's probably a good engagement, okay?
Run away. We should only fight him in a team fight, y'all. If we only team fight, we win.
So, Jiddy, you have three options, right? You could either, one, be in voice comms with me during the game,
two, be alone during the game, or three, be in voice comms with your entire team during the game.
Which one do you want to do?
I'll be in voice comms with you.
OK, my bold deal done.
All right, Jenny, are you ready?
Look, bro.
No, I kind of want to yank for a little bit if I'm allowed.
OK, yeah, yeah.
To my Iron teammates, if Dantez is coming for your wave,
let him have the wave.
Because guess what?
The mid wave is getting shoved while he's doing it.
The bot wave is getting shoved.
If he comes through the bot wave, guess what?
It's fine.
Sit under the tower.
Then you get the top wave and the mid wave.
I'm gonna get the jungle camps.
He's not gonna fuck with me.
All right, I'm gonna debate this guy's buffs.
So this time, irons do not engage with him,
no matter what, y'all.
I don't care how good you think you are.
We are iron.
We are literally subhuman garbage, okay?
Do not fight him, hit the minions, get the turret.
All right, can y'all hear?
So the first thing I'll say,
First thing I'll say is all Irons listen to me right now.
If you guys have my stream open, turn on Jinxies because we don't want any mood or situations
happening.
So turn on Jinxies stream, not mine, no ghosting.
If you are accused of and convicted of ghosting, you're banned from everything.
Literally.
Okay.
Second thing.
So here's what we're going to do.
Because Dante is going to be coke, coke, coke, sore, and he's going to say he's getting
tonight at a delay.
You're going to be coke, coke, coke, sore.
I'm not like I'm glad we're doing this now and iron iron iron ironing it out and get your delay 20 seconds
Whatever because I'm not okay. Go go go. Okay. All right, but it jimsy subs we betting in this by the way
I'll bet any amount
How many subs?
Okay, do you want to do a ratio or like you're gonna match my gift?
So what I mean is like do you want to do 10 to one odds or do you want to just like match what I'm putting out?
Fuck what the fuck?
First things first, I'm not fucking Bill Gates, bro. I cannot put up 500 subs. That's the first thing second thing
You're so confident that you can win
why would you not want to take any odds it's like a toddler comes up to you and
says 10 to one odds I beat you in a fight Jinxie if has Bula comes up to you
right now I'm not dissing I'm not dissing but if has Bula said Jinxie get in
the ring 10 to one odds would you take him up on that or would you be like whoa
has Bula no way bro that is not fair what would you do see this is the thing
You're so good at gaslighting. It's not going to work on me. Yes, I'm confident, but guess what?
You were even more confident yesterday, buddy. You were even more confident.
So, bro, I'll give you odds because there's five of us. I'll give you two to one odds. 10 to one is crazy, crazy.
10 to one is insane. If you bet 100 subs, I'll bet 200 subs, okay?
Okay, first thing I want to say, it's crazy that you would sit here and think that I would
ever try gaslighting you.
Jinxy, listen to me, bro.
I know your potential and I know how smart you are.
Why would I ever sit here and try gaslighting you, bro?
Like, Jinxy, think about it, bro.
If I know your potential and if I'm the one that believes in you, why am I going to sit
there and why would I ever try gaslighting you?
I know you're too smart to fall for this shit, bro.
Like, do you think I think you're dumb, bro?
I'm your number one supporter in League of Legends, but I think you get challenger.
So I would never think you're dumb enough to be Gaslet.
That's the first thing, bro.
Second thing, 2-1 odds is crazy, dude.
You have five times the players, it should be five-to-one odds.
Yeah.
By the way, you just Gaslet me right there, bud.
It worked for about five seconds when I read my chat.
Now listen.
Oh, wait.
You're the same chat that calls you 0-1-11, Kevin.
You're the same chat that spams CTE when you miss an ability.
Jynxie, do you really think they have your best interests in mind, bro?
You know me, Jitty.
You know me, bro.
You can't trust them, bro.
I'm the only one you can trust.
You understand?
I'm the only one that actually sits there and that has your best interests in mind right
now, Jitty.
Like, they don't sit there and they don't...
Like, Jynxie, they're spamming CTE, bro.
They don't have the same belief in faith in us. I do bro. Trust me
Bro, this is just yet another gaslight. I'm not floating with us. Listen. You made a good point
You said all five players five to one. Yeah, we're irons, bud
It's not actual five to one of you're a challenger jungler
Who's probably gonna be on Master Yi warping inside of our bodies like a fucking cringe board
Bro master Yi. I think we should ban. Can we do bands? I don't want to do
How about this this is what I'll do this what I'll do. I'll promise you right now that game one
I will not go master you. Whoa, how many games best of three?
If you want to do a best of three we can and what I'll even let you do is if I go master ye
I'll let you have the mecha chameleon cheater as your mid laner
when you say the mecha chameleon cheater are you referring to who I think you're referring
to the only guy whose nose is big enough to hide his trigger bot and a friend swap game
Okay, so we do best in three if we lose first game second game we get muda as yo name it
Yeah, and I get mastery
Okay, let's do it. Let's do it guys team. I'm not joining comms bro. Listen. We don't need comms
If you see that says run away just keep shoving waves. He can't control all three lanes
We can okay, just just keep shoving waves do not fight him if you fight him
He's gonna get fed then if he gets fed then we're all dead all right
All right, Jenny are you ready to chat?
But is it better content if I join them is it better content?
Chas it better content if I talk to the irons
Loki it's your call to make all I'm gonna say this one
I'll be with the irons if we lose we'll get Muda and I'll join y'all
Alright, how do I talk to the server?
Okay, so I'll link you to the server right now and then I'll give you the the roles, okay?
Okay, I want to talk to these guys.
Alright, here join us.
Alright, and I also I've never gotten to speak to an iron in person, so I want to speak to them.
No, no, you talked to Kadeem recently.
This is true, this is true.
But if I Kadeem Pete Bronze, when you leak the code or no, I leak the code?
No, no, it doesn't leak anything because the thing is you have to get permits to join the server anyway
So you're gonna be good. You can just join and then you're good. All right, is this time?
All right, that's it before I go join my iron soldiers. I just want to say good luck, bro
All right, bro. Listen, I appreciate it. I appreciate it and
best of luck to you as well, bro and
Out of delay because I don't want any excuses
So the final bet is if you win you get 200 subs if I when I get 100 subs best of three
if we lose the first game we get moota second game and you can go yee okay deal i'm ready for it
all right i'm joining all right let's go yo is this the irons let's off gc no stop okay first
off guys nice to meet you bro i've never met irons before bro let's pop it is that like a
company for an insult all right so basically what is going to happen is this bro we are iron and i'm
I'm going to include myself and iron because I would probably be right there with y'all if I didn't have a challenger coach, bro.
Alright, so I'm not above y'all. I'm just as bad. I might even be worse than y'all because y'all probably got to level 30 and I didn't.
I'm probably the worst one here, but I understand gaming a little bit. Here's what needs to happen.
If Donchez fights you, it's because he's going to win the engagement. Donchez has crazy mechanics. We're not going to be able to kill him.
All we have to do is shove our waves and do not bite him if we bite him
He'll get fed and then we're all dead shove the waves. He cannot defend mid lane top lane and bot lane
Does anybody agree?
Yeah, but there's one thing there's one thing if we push up too far he can get a free gank on us and that skills
Yeah, no worries. We got sit under tower and play like a bitch. Yes. We also
Also, also after Laning Phase, we need someone to place a CC heavy character so that we can just keep CC'ing him.
Yes, like stun locking him, right? Stunning him?
Yeah, like a Morgana or Lux.
Does anybody play, ooh, Lux is broken. Does anybody play Morgana or Lux?
Fuck.
You're made fun.
Goddamn, goddamn it.
I'm not playing it, bud.
Okay, guys.
Does anyone totally know how to play Rammus if he's doing Mets or Yi?
who ran us does hard counter master yeah I've never even played ramus cuz I
auto ban him but then I was also thinking is this a crazy strat what if we
just stack mid the whole time or would he just get all the waves he was get all
the waves we'd be we'd be down on CS every single person yeah we would be
down on CS and EXP okay we can't admit maybe dude maybe mid to late game yeah
Yeah, yeah, after landing things. Yeah. After 15 minutes. Okay. I think after after you get one tower on each on each lane
He starts for men because he's that's probably where he is. Yeah, I say I say we all go mid after you take the tower
Okay
All right. All right. All right guys guys guys, please focus. Okay?
Start start we're ready. We're ready
Yeah, we're ready.
I don't have brains too, buddy.
Alright.
Yeah, I do think he's going to invade though.
He's going to invade someone's lane early game.
For sure.
For sure.
Yeah.
Alright, it's probably going to be mid.
Yeah.
I'm going to go play because I can, I can, I can just help and do damage.
Guys, I'm nervy!
I'm nervy!
Now we got...
He's going to go Hecarim because game two is going to go Yi, alright?
So keep that in mind.
He's probably going to go Hecarim.
Yeah.
If he's going to go Hecarim, we definitely need heavy CC.
You want me to play Luxin?
Yeah
You we need to stun him bro. Do you have you ever played Lux before? I play a couple games
I know shit. I know how she works. You play someone else when they use looks for second game
If that's okay, Morgana would be better cuz her stuns longer
I never play Morgana
I think I think what's just on that
Five of us guys how bad
Fucking five of us we win every lane
at 15 minutes. Don't underestimate him. Okay. Don't underestimate him. He's not a real challenging.
See, yes, but that's just one. So he didn't even want to do the challenge without bands.
You think Faker would do this without bands? Faker would say bam, whatever you want.
Yeah, Faker would shit on us. This is fucking Don Tedds, bro. It's not going to shit on us.
Yeah, yeah. He's probably using teleports. One of his abilities for sure.
I
Tell me about yourself bro like how long y'all been playing league and why are y'all in iron slash bronze bro
How long y'all been on here for bro? I have a low MMR. So my LP gains are shit
But I go against I go against golds and emeralds because I'm I'm on the high school e-sports team
Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what what?
What do you mean? Yeah, I school. Hi the high school league of legends
Yeah.
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, go, go, go so hard, buddy.
Listen, we're all iron, we're all worthless pieces of shit, okay?
Ew.
No, guys, this was all taught, bro, to me.
Listen, man, if we're iron, we're losers, alright?
We have to understand we suck and then not fight him.
If we fight him, we're gonna lose.
Do not fight Contest!
I don't know, trust they carry.
Okay, who said they're carry, bro?
Ash?
What character are you?
character are you? Wibble. Scion. Okay, well no, who's Scion? Okay. It's the top laner.
Okay, you're gonna carry? Alright, man. I'm scaling for late game though, so I'm gonna
be ass early game. That's totally fine. Listen, guys, whatever we do, alright, do we know where
he is? This is like a horror movie. Do we know where he is? He's gonna invade my buff.
I'm telling you now, I have a feeling. He's gonna invade my buff. That's something he
would do he might try and show me no he's gonna make this buff my blue boss
I'm scared yeah we just gotta we just got to make sure we have vision as much
vision as possible hey Bob means the only one there really
get on the tower now since it's gonna be two against one where's he at does
anybody know my god he's got to be when something he's in my camps or something
He's got to be my best the only spot he could be or is in his camps. No, he's in his camps in this camp. We're good
Yeah, we got this we got this
Have you ever had freer minions in your life?
See what I'm saying. This is why I said this challenge is impossible. It's just free minions. Oh, yeah
free minions, bro
Just careful on tower
I'm gonna go for a three-wave crash. Yeah
What is a three
What the fuck is that?
It's it's where you build up a slow push a three-wave slow push and then you crash it on the third wave into tower
Yo, are you iron or what bro? What I?
Told you I'm on a e-sports team
Bro, but how are you? I'm just what team of your iron buddy. What are y'all bad team art? Yeah, we are
We're very under level
The fuck is happening? How are you under level?
We're under level because like for
The standard is you have to be above level 30 most of my team
Now we are but beforehand we used to be under level 30 going against golds and emeralds
But have you ever hit bronze?
He's balling around
Go see y'all go see y'all
Yeah, go balling
I'm coming
Right, he's running out. Wait, we can get started in the next minute.
You should be close to him.
He's going to get trapped.
He's going to get trapped.
You guys want to fight him?
We can get him.
We can get him.
He's going to get trapped.
He's asleep.
Press mechanics are really good though.
Yeah.
Nice guys.
Nice.
Nice.
Good job guys.
Good job.
No chasing, no chase.
Yeah, don't chase.
Remember, his mechanics are good at his fast, bro.
Alright, we can't.
We can't sign them in a backup. He might be coming for your ass
I'm chilling I'm gonna place vision. I'm like a jump chat type jungle diff in Dante's chat. Thanks for the crap, buddy
Chat type type jungle different on this chat. Thanks for the crap, buddy
Okay, so you're going to talk to me. It's looking good right now guys. I
I don't know how they can get, I don't know how they can win this.
I really don't know.
Well that's what I was telling him bro, I don't know how this is possible to win.
There's just 5 of us, we're everywhere.
I mean I've seen someone do it but they're playing a colleague.
How do you make sense?
Ooh, a colleague is a really good player.
He's gonna be the hot one, that's why I'm saving Sartin.
He's gonna be the hot one, that's why I'm saving Sartin.
Are you gonna run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Are you gonna run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Yes.
What's your ping?
What's your ping?
Stun, stun, stun.
Like 90.
I'm just trying to get to damage, you're fine.
Do you know the boss? Do you know the boss?
Yeah, I know him.
Oh yeah, a boss.
Yeah, I watched some of his videos.
Shit, where's the boss from, Sweden?
I'm not sure.
He's probably going to try and get fixed off on you guys, Bob.
Just sit on his tower, sit on his tower.
Oh, he missed, he missed his Q.
Oh, he's calling me.
Recall him, he might die.
Well, I can't recall.
Oh, you can't recall.
He's running up to his head.
I-I can't, I can't.
I'm not going to recall.
I'm just doing it.
It's got to be a iron or a challenger. What's rarer?
Yo, do you guys really look drag here?
Like we just collapsed drag?
Uh...
Uh, I'm just gonna recall.
And then...
I'll take you down.
I'll take you down.
I'll take you down.
Yeah, I can't really recall, so...
I mean, I could, I could, I could, I could.
Yo, let's recall the collapse drag like at least four of us like mid and all the box those drag
Yeah, I see top just farm. I'm gonna recall. Yeah, if he if he lets me scale it's over for him
Who wait about the wrong item I got I
Would need a hit him to get hard still staff. I should have warded drag or who wanted to have who ordered it?
I did I did good job, Soraka
Okay, I'll just go raw damage then I don't know if I ever
Slow us out
Alright, I'm gonna get vision
Guys, all four drive, Sion can do his thing top
We need to be like all four of us, cause we need to team fight him
If we do this, he can't fight
Yes, they keep...
He's gonna jump you Sion, you might wanna sit in the tower while we do this
He's top
Get into a...
he only has gluttonous greaves
there's no point of invading his ship though
he's met, he's met
what is gluttonous greaves?
it's the new boots
i'll be building
wait if he has life steal we should get anti-kill
there's something gonna kill him
i shot some good damage up there
he's like one third
He's running down the back up button.
Yeah, no problem.
I'm getting vision river.
Yeah, it's right now.
Recall.
Recall.
It's looking good, boys, it's looking good.
No stress, no stress.
Yep, you made my...
You made it my death.
Yeah, so good.
How do y'all know Dantaz? You guys watched him like a long time ago?
I watched him not you.
I watched him off and on. I just get... I get sick of the ads, so I don't watch for too long.
How many ads does he normally run in his streams?
I don't know, but usually whenever I just get on I have to watch like
Like a minute of ads
Top lane you care for if you're going up. All right, you guys think spider Ronaldo are messy
There you go, stuns.
I'm gonna die, so I'm just gonna chill.
You had a health pot.
I was not.
That's gonna be much faster.
Don't worry, we got this.
It's just one kill.
I'm gonna go Scott. I don't know if I should help and then give him a kill. I don't want to fight him when there's like literally four of us at all.
Anything, if bot lane's getting jumped, try and help that. That's probably the easiest way to get a kill.
Yeah, he's not gonna help that. Run on your tower. Just get on your tower.
Bot lane, I'm coming. We need to kill him.
How is bot lane?
He's just fading our abilities, he's just going to run away
Yeah, y'all should beat out his abilities
What happened Dotsets?
Dotsets, what happened?
Good job, guys!
I'm pushing him on the upper dude
Oh yeah
Hey, dodge my R, my god, dodge my fucking R
Did you see that?
So it's not just the IM here?
Yeah? Oh, that's my one.
This man ran back into a 3D one.
Well, I did E him for a second. I think that like fears him away from where he's going.
Yeah, it fears him.
Yeah.
I E him for a second.
Yeah, I think Khadim had a place.
Wait, what'd you say?
I'm sure Khadim's had better place now.
Alright, we don't know where he is now.
I don't think I missed that. I think he dodged it.
First tower gone.
I think I killed him, that's why he got stunned.
Alright, run back, son. He's trying to go for the kill, because you're far up.
Silent, you actually out-siest him.
Yeah.
Oh, he's top.
Back him, back him.
I've never played against a Hecarim before, I do not know what his cooldowns are, so I'm
not very confident in fighting him.
If he tries like wrapping around you, you can just kind of flash out of that.
I have ult though, so I can get out when I want to.
He's gonna try and avoid you back.
Sam, what's the highest rank you've hit?
Try to come in.
I've hit Bronze 1.
I feel like if we get him here, we can get a kill on him.
He's group?
Uh, you guys want a group on him?
Let's group.
Let's go, let's go.
He's on a vision.
Alright, just, just, bring a tower.
You know, a vision though.
I'll steal his crab.
There's Bob.
I can flash he's coming he's coming
I got I got ready to
Nope jungle death bitch
All right, all right, maybe we group drag here mid come to us
All four of us all four of us
I'm how do you do?
when his camps respond I'm going to take his camps
don't even miss
you're the best you're the best
I was getting scat inside the scat but I'm sorry
we have good vision
I'm putting a ward on his red.
Oh, he's top.
Run back, run back.
Looking good, boys! That's two dragons! Looking very good!
Very good.
I don't want to look on Rift because it's just going to be me and Sion, and maybe Hui could come.
Maybe me signing Huay is enough for Rift Herald and then Bokkenshaw for his Rift Herald.
He cannot go Rift Herald, that's out of line.
Huay, Huay, Sire, you guys want to collapse with me on it?
Yeah, here we go.
I'll keep pushing him hard because he's trying to come after me now.
Alright, well if you're not gonna go Rift then I'm not gonna go Rift, just give it to him.
Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea.
Wait, we can probably kill him. Just come on, where did you see him?
We don't really need to kill him though, we don't really need to kill him. Unless he's like...
I'll go get one of the other...
Yeah, we'll see.
We don't need to kill him.
He has to kill us, remember that, because that's his only way to win is to get fed.
Yeah.
I mean, laning phase is almost over, so like, we're going to kill him.
He's down low.
I'm going up.
I got to be careful.
I have no clue.
It's just hard to take mid tower.
It's risky.
He's going up.
Alright, I'm going to take mid tower.
uh run run give him bot yeah yeah give him that yeah he's gonna get you it's he
just wants us to fight him that's what he's hoping for he just wants us to
fight him that's it do you see herald here oh yeah he's so he's sure bot
herald's free herald's free or no that's that's not herald that's um was that
grubs I think that's baron but it might be herald it could be herald or baron
No, it's Harold.
Oh, let's take Harold. Let's take Harold. Come on, go on, go on. Quick, move back.
Yeah, something.
Quick, like, fast, fast. I'll believe it.
Think if you hit the purple thing, you get more damage, I think.
Yeah.
Nice, guys. Really good.
Yo, I might put Harold top really quick if you want Siren or not.
Going to wave.
Yeah, wave.
Wait, alright, but you let me know. You let me know.
Or bot, come on me now, too.
I feel like once we get tier 2 towers on top and bot we should do Rift on mid.
Wait, Soraka, what are you doing?
I think we should be able to push waves.
Just make sure we don't wait too long because Rift has a cooldown.
No, we should push waves. That's like our best thing is pushing waves.
It's also risky for him to do stuff.
Oh, Vikram's top.
Well, I mean, in this moment, yeah, I guess that's not...
Yeah, but we can group mid off Barrett, Terrald, I mean, or something, I don't know.
Keep fighting me.
I think I've been bumping on you for a while now, maybe. You're still on low ground.
It's fine though. Even if I die, the best part about Sion is like, even if I die I can just farm the wave and I still scale.
Like, there's no way he wins this.
Yo, I'm gonna put my Rift Arrow bot lane, are you guys down with that?
Yeah.
Let's uh, let's 3-man it, or 4-man it. I'm gonna come bot.
Do you want me to come down?
Yeah, I think I'm dead here.
I'm gonna come.
Oh, no.
Alright, we got a collapse on this.
Alright, well, turn around for me. Turn around for me.
Run up for me.
I'm gonna give you a boost here.
Oh, I missed one.
I'm here. I'm here.
Ah, shit. I'm here.
He's dead. He's dead.
He's always dead.
Shit.
Well, he always dodges my fucking arms.
I'm gonna give you a boost here.
Oh, whoa.
Alright, laning phase is over, we need to group up.
Towers are now objectives.
Not only that, but now that laning phase is over, towers are considered objectives now.
So whichever tower we want to get, we need to decide that, but, uh, Dragon's also up.
I was just trying to play on the Trunc-
Oh go Drag, oh go Drag, we have to team fight him, we cannot, he's too big, we cannot fight him.
Yeah.
We can only team fight him, he's level 14.
He's bot, he's bot.
Do not fight him, side of the bot.
Run back, run back, run back.
He's going jack we cops on this all five of us track all five all five all five all five all five
This is our drag. This is our drag
Yeah
I'm spawning here on man. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I'm gonna keep yeah good coordination guys
Everything we do is together. All right. That's it
All right, I'm gonna push him top
Not some sin
Stay man, stay man fucked up. Fucked up. We what what I just run into. No, he has these guys
Right, I know that didn't get blocked you yeah people take the first hour
I think we dip now boys. We dip now. We dip. I have my campsite. We're good
We did
It's next dragon that's it and then we have soul and many literally can't kill us ever
And then I just escape guys that was beautiful on that kill
I mean if you just burn a stun there, you can't do anything.
Yeah, and then I get down, he's dead.
And then I E him twice, and you just stop.
He's still big though, remember, don't get confident.
We need to teamfight him.
None of us can warm you on him.
We're not getting ready to him, and he needs to be three or more.
Yeah, I doubt it, I doubt it.
That hacker playmate was crazy, but it was only crazy because I missed my hard.
Yeah, that's not it.
Okay Baron Spark is going
Oh he's on his way
Come to me, come to me
He's on his way
So bad, he's dead
5 Baron, 5 Baron, 5 Baron
Baron Baron Baron Baron Baron
If we get super minions he's dead
I mean he can't do anything against me
unless he's gone or not
Yeah, we can get it though, I think.
Yeah, we can get it.
That's just Dragon's soul though.
We can get it. He might try to smite it or something. I'm gonna try that one more time.
Alright, get some.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Just back up, he's getting... yeah he's getting... it's not just one round.
Looking good guys, looking good.
Yeah.
Stop.
We only care about farming and then dragon soul and he's just dead.
Farm dragon soul.
Yeah
Where's he at where's he at? Oh run run run run run so you gotta get out of there. You gotta get out of there
Yeah
Okay, that's good. It's good
We just cannot we always have to be a group man. We have to be together. Yeah
Hey, but next time in a minute. Oh, I'm about to be getting all five dragon, please
He's going to try to finesse the soul and like not let me get it.
We need Dragon Soul.
I'm just focused on split pushing so that he answers me so y'all can get objectives.
Yeah, I think you should stick with us, it's a better chance like that.
Well no, but he either goes after me and doesn't kill me because I have so much move speed
or he goes after y'all and dies and we get dragon.
It's lose-lose for him either way.
I don't know. We gotta see. Alright, take 50p.
I mean, 4 or 4 should be enough, but he's huge. 4 should be enough.
Yeah. Yeah, like, just before he almost killed us.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Alright, back the fuck up.
I mean, if he gets, if he gets a good one, I'm not gonna fuck you up.
Four men in this bush, maybe?
Four men in the bush and just literally jump him if he comes here.
Lux, get ready to kill him.
We gotta throw up your stunts. We have to play out your stunts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Once I eat him the second time, I'm instantly aring. I'm instantly aring.
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
He's coming now.
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Done. Nice.
I could just end if you kill him. If you kill him, I could just end.
I got my helmet on.
Yeah!
Good!
Nice!
Really nice.
We could change.
Are you able to kill him, huh?
Yeah.
now we just five men there five men or five top fuck you go to silent yeah I
keep this one everybody go to sound yeah I keep you coming up nice guys
everybody everybody everybody come in from top coming from top
Don't go to the turret coming from top. We hit it there
Who just got executed yo, yo
Who died to the turret
Yo
Okay
Right after level play mastery. Yeah
Well, I got to talk to him real quick, I'll be back, I'll be back, I'll be back, I'll
be back.
Yo, Dantez, I have to talk to you.
How top laner Sion was not Iron.
Everybody else I think was Iron, but he was, bro, chat, the moment I knew he wasn't Iron
was when, um, what did he say?
He's like, if he does light steel, we should build this for like, it's like, bro, no Iron
is thinking like that.
Wait, so you're telling me that sound was a fucking fraud?
I mean, like chat, like he was definitely like a I'm not going to lie.
He was definitely larking because some of the shit he was saying was brain dead.
He was definitely larking.
OK, but but he was not iron.
He also talked about a triple wave crash.
I've never even heard of that.
But the main thing that wasn't iron.
He's like, if he builds life steel, we're going to do this.
So that guy was not iron.
We should get a sub Iron player.
Okay, I'm not kidding when I say this though, like genuinely, I think he genuinely is Iron.
The problem is that so many Iron players watch so many informative videos that they end up having way more information than they should.
It's like imagine a virgin watches porn for like 30 years straight, but even though he's a virgin, he still smurfs his first time. Does that make sense?
Wait, so what do you mean a virgin watching porn? How does that relate?
because it's like the Virgin watch is porn for like a like a year straight
nine hours a day and on his first time he's like a sex god that's unironically
what happens with a lot of like iron and bronze players in league because they
sit there and they fucking like they watch so much informational content that
afterwards they end up being able to like fucking uh they end up being able to
like do that shit you know I mean so you're saying like a bronze player or an
iron who consumes lead content all the time is like a virgin who watches porn the first
time he has sex is going to kind of know what he's doing.
Yes.
Now, but you're saying after playing him you definitely think he's like bronze?
I don't think he's higher than bronze, no.
Like, Jyncey, can I just call it how it is, bro?
Can I just call it how it is?
Yeah.
I'm going to be completely honest.
I genuinely think that it's impossible to win 1v5.
Thank you, bro.
you like listen listen and I'm the new bro I'm the new I told you you know you
want to know why I say that you want to know why I say that let me be clear
faker would do it faker would want to be fine no he wouldn't I don't think he
would know he wants and I'll tell you why I don't see the fights were bad like
fakers just gonna be more aware than you bro yeah but Jinx you got you understand
that I'm in a position or if I don't force fights you guys just win the game
because you break my turrets right so I need to force fights that are like
crazy fucking fights or else I just lose but it's almost like I said this to
you bro I said it okay though you want to know why I you want to know what was
the awakening for me it's because when you're playing an iron your team is
always fighting the enemy right so all of the times they're gonna be low you
get kills and then just shop 40 kills but when it's five iron players are just
like AFK then the problem is that they're never low HP so anytime you try
doing anything you just lose you know what I mean to be five with Hums well I
think y'all would win that that would be a win for them I because then Hums and
them can do plays and I'm not gonna lie or team had some egos on it like they
were ironed but they're like oh like I'm good I'm just gonna it's like bro just
hit the fucking dragon bro please just hit the fucking dragon so yeah would you
want to try to be five with Hums but you get Muda and me and Hums are not
allowed but I'm getting me or jayden it doesn't mean it doesn't matter any it
doesn't do anything like if we have muda it's like yeah we'll have a little bit
of a better mid laner sure we'll have a little bit of a better me ladies boys
bronze currently it's like if you have hums you guys just win I like I think you
guys just win okay so how about then we were fed and hums is fed and we all have
CT then it's done
I see me so what if what if then what we tried was me on ye
Do you think me on the yee would be able to win in a way that hechrom can't no
The thing is with hechrom you dodged literally you would have died more
But with hechrom you dodged four of my arms like you were literally just dodging everything um
I don't know bro. I think it's just cheese bro
Like I do have time for a 2v5 because I'm gonna watch this for night event at nine like I could do it too
but I do believe you and hums when though for sure for sure I think so too
because that's the thing is that you're right in the sense that if there is a
challenger player in the lane you get muda that's interesting what if you get
fucking muda that's interesting cuz then it's like you don't have hums you have a
a fucking idiot but it's still a fucking idiot. Wait, wait, that could actually be crazy.
If you have a hums, I would bet any amount you guys win but Muda I actually don't know
who wins because then Muda can shove waves, Muda can CS, we don't just get an ungodly
amount of objectives. I actually agree with you. So if you want to try that then me and
versus you and that. But you want to keep that team.
Sion was knowledgeable, but maybe he is Iron and I trust your opinion out of the mind.
Yeah, because the thing about that, Sion, I'll tell you why I think he was, is because
first off, like, the real reason why is because he's like 41 wins Iron III, and he plays a
lot of top lane. So it's like, it could be possible, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but like to be fair, though, he said, listen to this, the scion said he peaked bronze one. Can you check his account because if his account ever peaked bronze one, that means he's on an alternative account, bro.
Well, no, because he peaked bronze one in flex, bro. I'm pretty sure.
Oh, he's like, I'm telling you, yeah, because like I was playing against him, like, trust me, he's not he's not fucking like anything harder.
All right, that all right, bro. Can you invite Muda invite Muda to the game?
Okay, get it and I need to be in comms them because it actually is important. Okay. Um,
Let me invite Muda
All right, I'm gonna tell Muda to like boot up his websites before the game starts chill chill. No, no
Yes, just right click him and do invite the game
I'm gonna go beat don't start gathered on this. I want to reconvene with my team
Okay, gosh, yeah, wait who's scoops that guy's new or no level 120 iron to scoops lock in me
Though there's no way they have to win this show with
Guys, who do you think wins me and Muda or the five irons?
The cheating one, hashtag Muda has arrived.
Jesus.
If Muda is on her fresh PC, you lose.
There we are.
Alright.
Okay.
I'm just going to wait until Jynxy is back so I can tell him to join his team in discord
and then afterwards I'll talk to Muta.
Guys, should I play Hecarim again or do you guys think Jynxy would let me play Yi?
What do you guys think?
Real talk.
He's like, I'd be down for a Yi game but I don't know if we'd be able to actually
do it. We'll talk Go Yee. I'll see if Jinx is down for it. Because maybe what we could
also do is if I did Viego. I think Viego would actually be probably like, I think the
1v9 champions would be like, Viego then Yee, then f***ing Hecarim. So if he tells me No
yee then low kiwikidu Diego.
Yee would be better?
Yeah, I mean I'm also more experienced.
Tell Mudo to go Yumi.
No, the thing is that Jinxie is right, like winning a 1v5 when you don't have a single body is impossible
because like the problem is that if I don't have anybody to work with, then...
Okay, Jinxie, Jinxie, before we start, are there any champions that I'm not allowed to play in this game? Tell me now.
I think you're good to go, bro. Like, I think, honestly, Muda CS is gonna help a lot,
which is kind of why I had an epiphany when I had my penis out.
I was peeing and basically why I was so confident yesterday because you remember I said like it's just it's like
Because in league five seconds matters so much and they're just everywhere farming everything all the time
But yeah, you have mood up and it was still kind of close kind of close
But you still there was a cut that scary moment when you have that fucking triple kill
I was like we might have lost not gonna lie
But to be honest, I went to how crazy it was on that was insane because you it was like very gas landing like you were one health, but you weren't because you were like
You slashed through us leveled up. That's not me. But I do believe we will make this closer. I still think we win, but it's closer comes you would win for sure.
Okay, so wait then my question is Jinxie am I allowed to play Master Yi? Yes. Really?
Is that like a bad idea? What do you guys think? Because I'm gonna be honest Master Yi would be in my opinion a bit too broken
because if I just go credit I'm gonna one shot all of your heads open and then you just lose the game.
So, what I can do in Sejing is I'll let you choose, okay?
Since I have Moodal I let you choose.
Either I go Hecarim in this game, or I go Viego.
What would you want to see?
I don't know.
I think we just let you play Yi just fully unlock yourself.
Really?
Okay.
Alright.
I'm done for the then.
Let's go.
Bro, these kids understand the game.
stand a little bit okay all right you ready to join them yeah I want to talk
to Muda really quick now I'm going to uh wait do we have a call on why are you
gonna talk to him are you gonna call him well I can make a group call if you
want all right let's do that okay let me make one all right I'm making up
France went one meal game is delayed what's happening match suspended what oh
due to weather due to weather all right yo Muda runs made on you then chud the
Belder
What is your response to Dom test is uncovering bro, what is your response dude if you guys vote jc?
I doubted the game on street. I'm a fuck wipe and download cheats for a game
I got it on stream two minutes ago before you were fighting. How does it make sense? I
Mean like bro, we don't know about if you have multiple PCs. We don't know what type of shit you're on
No, I'm not a serial cheater, like 15, bro.
Jynxy, you know what the rumor is?
So you know how that one time you did fan mail opening, somebody sent you like a USB,
and then afterwards Highbyes was saying that it was downloading like a track on your PC?
Yes.
Okay, so what if Muda has this black box, and every time he brings it out and he plugs
isn't this PC, it gives him hacks on every game he plays.
Like he's like an anime villain.
Like, whoa, what does that even mean?
Like, what?
It's like impossible.
Bro, Samu, you weren't cheating in Mech and Chameleon.
Dude, I doubt, no, bro, no.
I'm down in the game.
Bro, like, no, I'm not coming clean.
I didn't cheat on Chameleon.
I downed in the game two minutes ago,
and then I got on the game with him on stream.
Everything was on stream!
Alright, I'm gonna need you to unfluster yourself, bro.
Listen, normally when people are this emotional, it's because they're fibbing.
Yeah, like, Jynxie, can I just call it how it is?
Somebody that's innocent wouldn't be this defensive. Do you agree?
Real, real.
WHAT?!
So what am I supposed to do?!
Just admit to it.
But like what the fuck bro, I everything is recorded since the second I downloaded the game
So the impossible
I already hit this cheat in that game. It didn't give like two days ago
Look there all I'm saying is we don't know the only person that knows is you're in your room, okay?
Now Mura if you did cheat in Mecca community and bro, I
Did do it take a cold shower tonight and look at yourself into the mirror
I literally downloaded the game on stream, I don't even think it's possible to fucking run back yet.
Jinxie, Jinxie, nobody is stating the obvious, because let's say it wasn't cheats.
It's not to say he didn't stream snipe xqc, don't forget that.
Like oh my god
No Timmy, you sound like ten people in two seconds
I get one like you shot an X on a cheater
Okay but what are I, okay, here's what I'm thinking though
What I'm thinking is last night after the stream
I saw the fucking entire Reddit thread and I was reading through it
And I was thinking to myself
Like, yeah, sure the kill was sus
But like how, does Mecha Camille even have cheats yet?
Like how is there even, the game's like two weeks old bro
There's always cheats on it
It's old and it downloaded the game and booted it up for the first time, everything on string.
Oh, there is cheats.
That's right.
There is actually cheats.
Wait, it's a murder.
But like in the clip, did you see X or were you just loosing?
Yes.
No, no, no.
So basically, I didn't see him.
I watched the clip for the first time.
No, no, no.
I didn't see him.
I didn't see him.
So if you go into the clip, you can hear Don Tess and the tree above him start whistling.
So then I start going to look for Don Tess, but I don't know it's Don Tess and I shoot
X.
Okay, but Muda, here's the question, if you heard me in the tree to your left and up, why would you shoot at the ground?
If you heard the slip, you don't know where the whistle even comes from, you just hear it.
Yo, you're not gonna fucking sus me out, bro.
You're like shooting a negative chameleon, man!
Alright guys, listen, listen, listen, I'll just say it for both of us.
Bala, I think he's innocent.
Alright.
I
Muda are you confident bro? Are you and don't that's confident like how do you yes? Yes?
Yes, you watch the last game. Did you watch it? Yeah? Yeah, don't that's what the fuck happened there, bro
Do you need the chosen one to come and save you bro? What was that?
Let's take it down a notch. This is you to hit the minions your silver for
Yo, yo, you're the CH1, but after the CH it ain't Ozen that follows it, if you know what I mean.
Bar, I can't.
Just hit the minions, bro. Just hit the minions.
Alright, I'll hit the minions.
I'm about to join, bro. I'm about to join, alright?
Alright, you ready?
Yeah, give me like a couple of minutes to strategize with my team though.
Okay, yeah.
Me too, me too, me too. Me, that's the strategize team, please.
Alright, let's do it, JD.
Okay.
Is this server at?
I'm not still here one sec.
Where's the server at?
It's a green one.
I think it's a, yep, like go up.
All right, no, no.
You need to go to your DM, so scroll down.
Cause like the servers are always below
the individual DM, so scroll down.
Oh.
Yeah, you got.
Iron Squad, I'm back.
How's it going guys?
Yes, I'm good.
All right, good, good.
Yo, so here's the thing.
Downtown is gonna go ye and he's gonna go crit
and he said he's gonna one shot all of us.
Okay, so what do we do to stop that?
Okay, so I was thinking, I go Zerath against Muda mid,
because he's good against Yona.
But the thing is against Yi, that might be a problem.
Yeah, countering Muda isn't important.
Countering Dates isn't important.
Yeah.
Rammus destroys him, apparently.
Yeah, Ramus is the biggest counter. Yeah, I just don't know how to play him.
Why is there only one guy talking? Where y'all at, bro?
Sorry, I was drinking water.
You're good, me, huh?
Yeah, Jixi. Yo, what's up, man?
Maybe after this tourney, I could one-on-one you, Siege.
What is your ranks, bro?
I hit top nine on it one time.
Okay, I won't be one you if we win, if we win, because you're actually good.
I'm not gonna won me one of Browns, bro. But if you're like actually top 900 all over one you go
Right now. I'm emerald or diamond by hit top 902 season leave for now. How'd you go from top 900 to emerald?
What are you doing? Are you gooning all day?
Season just started pal. Oh, yeah, you're actually right not a bad child kid. All right. Are y'all ready, bro?
Yeah, I mean, I think I think
I think I was there.
I feel that, bro.
This guy is born out of a choice yet.
Oh, that you know, you know, kicked out these two events.
I mean, they kicked out.
OK, no key.
That's not a bad idea.
You know, I'm thinking what's up.
I do think he was.
What's that?
Do you guys all agree that if he wasn't like,
if he wasn't a smurf, he was at least DTM.
He was doing too much.
Yeah.
Like he was kind of like, like, like, so for.
So who's our new toddler?
Oh, yeah, fuck yeah, dude.
Hell yeah.
All right, so everything in Zerith or
bro, look, man, it's whatever you all are comfortable with.
There's five of us.
There's two of them and Muda has CTE.
OK, Muda.
No, go Luxigan.
Yeah, Lux isn't a bad shout, kid.
Lux is not a bad shout.
You want to look at him stunned?
Wait, but guys, isn't, isn't, uh, Thompson's gonna like one shot us though?
Are we too squishy?
Garen's tanky.
Um, I mean, we're gonna fight around Garen a lot.
Yeah.
Garen's pretty tanky.
Everyone else is squishy.
Yeah.
Yeah, pretty, pretty squishy.
There might be a problem, but we'll see.
All right, we only fight downtowns when Garen is present.
Capiche, if we don't do that, we lose because we need Garen to tank.
And JC, we gotta try and farm off of Muda.
I think he's better because he's using cheats.
Oh wait, I realized, yeah, we could actually
just chuck Muda a lot.
We could do a content to us to Muda,
but we could chuck Muda.
He's gonna be sitting by me, so.
All right guys, I hope y'all are all confident, bro.
Scooth, welcome to the team, man.
Thank you, thank you.
Scoot, what's your Pete rank? What's your Pete rank?
Uh
Shit like I don't know. I just started playing ranked because I was like really scared of it in this game for a long time
So about it like I'm like iron for
And solo duo at least I said in solo duo
All right, guys, we need to get the comms flowing, bro.
All right, we got this shit.
I'm going to farm the camps soon.
They have no one bot lane bot lane.
There's no goddamn excuse why y'all aren't fed, bro.
There's uncontested, man.
Don't overextend.
Don't get ganked.
We got this shit, baby.
You sound like a smurf, bro. I'm not gonna lie to you bar you smurf. I'm not a smurf. I put on this
Okay, I never lose chat one of my rules of league. I never lost with a garen top
I've never lost to the garen top about every other champ. I lose top lane though cuz they're just oh and nine
Love me some garen bro. At least we have one tank
And I also don't play top ever so that's why I just chose garen
What do you normally play scooth? I usually play maiden. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Alright, uh, right. Clients dog shit. All good. Yeah. So if you see Yone, no need to
fear. If you see ye shit your pants, pee everywhere and run. We only fight ye when
there's like all of us, bro. We could fight you to them for sure. Um, or V2,
He's just going to melt us because my thing is you just keep he's inside of us and then goes invisible. It's going to be like 11. Yeah, he's definitely going to be focusing mox and team fights.
Is the CC.
Reset clan wait don't we just wait as we're waiting works.
Shabby Fresh? I can't even click y'all's banners.
Is someone here at you?
Oh, if you can't click the banners, then you're game is prison.
No, I have no dad.
I'm like, are you son?
I'm on the team. I can stop the banners.
What do I do? I stop.
Restart.
How do you restart? None of my buttons are like doing anything.
My alt-task manager.
Yeah, I think you're gonna be the task manager.
Yeah.
hide your shoes.
Alright, task manager?
No, JNC, JNC, try spam-clicking on your league client.
Just try spam-clicking on it, like right now on the loading screen.
Try spam-clicking.
Alright dude, nothing happened.
I'm going to do task manager.
Yeah, okay.
You can task manager and then close and then you should be good.
Close the league, right?
Yep.
So you just task manager, close league and then we're good.
I don't know if we can pause, but worst case, if the game still goes through, we can just
like remake it.
My task manager is not letting me click into it like what what is happening?
I haven't pulled up, but it's not letting me click into it. Is mood up D tossing
Y'all gotta reset bro. I'm late to my camp. Sorry. This is okay. Oh, no, I pause I pause you're good. I pause you got
Highbives, help 30 minutes.
Okay.
I'm resetting my client.
Dotsass, yo, how awkward are you?
Did you talk to your teammate?
Yeah, let's just say, Jinxie, you're about to get ass blasted,
because DDoSing isn't the only thing Moda has in his arsenal this game.
Yo, chill.
No, I think we're generally going to win, like not in drawing.
Highbives, flick my bean for me.
me weapon I've never said uttered those words in my life flick my bean for me really well
you're how do you know that's for bro how long ago we watched it on test for
since you started playing with them yeah that's what i'm saying wait none of y'all watched
down says ever
Relusions
Okay, I've never heard of you or down
How'd you get in his discord server?
It's like your ironer right you can turn it one of his events
Your friend texting you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's on me.
All right, let's win this, guys.
Come on.
Welcome to Summer's Rift.
What is this music?
Do y'all hear this?
I'm hearing classical music.
That's Seraphine for you.
Wait, why Seraphine, man?
I was going to do type of program for Rick, I'm fast.
Nah, I'm just going, I'm going, uh, war.
Alright guys, hit the minions, run away.
We only fight Muta, we can only fight both of them when there's five of us.
We try to fight around Garen, Garen's tanky.
My items need more to buy.
Ready, fine.
Who is that? Who is that?
Uh, it's, it's your Garen.
Oh, oh, oh my god.
Haha, yeah.
I thought somebody else was joining.
No.
Okay. Okay, you didn't buy items? Uh, no, but I'm not sure.
Oh, good, okay.
That was a broken box.
Remember, don't overpush bot. Watch out for this fucker.
He can definitely fight early, it's Yi.
Lux placed a lot there.
I'm getting decent chips on that one.
Bro, if you win your lane against Muta that would be so funny considering Muta's silver
in your first time in Zero.
I think there's a chance, yeah, probably.
I do think there is, so it's not too much.
Oh nice, nice, nice.
Yeah.
Please, wait, I'll make this so much better.
Yeah.
It's really just, man, that's the problem.
You're sort of leaving Lux alone right now.
Oh, it's a burden for the floor.
OK.
Who bothers about them, about John O'Rach?
I'm gonna be annoying that's all.
Lux you gotta play safe because there are enemies you gotta be careful of.
Serpent just go to Lux man I think.
He's gonna push you, careful.
Oh he just sold.
Good damage, good damage, good damage. Alright, run run run run, he's behind tower.
I'm gonna quick recover it.
Wait, Vontess showed me that he's going top crab.
Oh, I think he finishes clear before me.
Fuck.
It's whatever, it's whatever.
There's no way he could do both. Wait, what? He already is that fast?
He's clear as that. Holy fuck.
He's going to not push up now since he's hidden this way.
Yep, yep, yep.
Yeah, definitely not. I gotta be careful too.
Nice try.
Bro, that was like the fastest clear I've ever seen in my life.
That's like a challenger player.
He was done with Scott as I finished Krug.
He's going to the second stage.
I bought time. I could do a minute.
Oh, what is this?
I don't even know.
something insane. I haven't seen that. I've been in bronze all time, but you're iron.
I think that's true.
I think we're going to have to take very close.
I'll try not to push help.
Okay, so we need to basically put probably four players for this dragon, but I think
it could be two before. I don't know how. Yee stops early game though. Yee is shit early
the game so I think we could 4v2 this dragon he's so squishy and ass I mean I
could charm get damage off of it before we go it's an easy kill
you got three fucking daggers I think he has London
It's looking good guys. They haven't had any fights. It's a good sign.
Yeah.
You're going to win, Slain.
Okay. Let's format this dragon, I think.
Yeah, we'll have to.
Garen, do you have a TP or not yet? Not yet.
I don't have TP.
I don't even know what half TV works for yet.
Okay, four man drag, Lux and Seraphine come drag.
Let's just kill this as fast as we can.
Yeah, fuck the lane for now.
I don't think I can use...
Xerath, come drag, I think. Just in case Tom does...
Okay, fuck, fine.
If, uh...
I need someone down.
We need you, we need you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come, come, come. Xerath, come.
Okay.
I don't know.
I got good. You just want us that dragon, I think he's coming here. Yes
I got missed for a few I
Could be damaged off on the moon. I just want that
That's bad
I don't know okay I died he's silly what did you know that is old yeah he's level six
he's level six it would have helped knowing that for the fire yeah I mean look
here we could have checked though I didn't check I didn't check well my bad on
the call I mean fuck we I guess we need wow yeah
I think I think I'm fine with that.
I think...
I don't know what our win condition is now. I guess she's killing Muta.
Let's just let it play out. We get all the minions, I guess.
I'm recalling. That's on me guys. I don't know. I'm not so fast. It's on me. He should
die though. No, no, he survives though. I'm recalling. He's a challenger. I'm recalling
Yes, I meant to be challenged, maybe
I'd have my heart knocking actually like fight awesome, right if we get
Fun, I don't know if we get a kill off on him. I might be really good. He's running down. So you care?
Yeah, what he's coming to me?
You're back up! Back up on the top!
He's not here.
I'm dead. Yeah, he's not here.
He's not fighting well.
Yeah.
I bet he's on my buff, no?
No, he's not.
No, he's not.
He's coming down.
Run for the tower.
Run for the tower.
You should've stayed tower.
I got a bad one.
Oh, he needs to fucking...
Bro, a flash in an arm's not enough.
wait maybe kill him locks maybe maybe
that's killing you kill these alone
nice locks good shit baby
good fucking shit locks huge
I was listening but I thought my flash in my
R was enough I forgot you can just TP into me
not bad locks
not fucking bad
I just missed my Q, and you survived, but I didn't hit it.
No, you're good. I would have survived if I just left the room in there.
It's not on you.
Alright, it's winnable. It's a good kill on Dantaz there. That's a shot down.
Or I don't even know if that's your win.
Oh yeah, but he has got three kills now.
Gotta kick that in mind.
Yep.
Yeah, and that means Huda adds a lot, because he has another drone and CS.
Soldier player.
We'll be back in staff when the impossible comes out.
Maybe Faker could.
Alright.
I'm gonna go get my...
Who just...
Who just left?
Who just left?
Good.
He's just gonna leave.
He's drinking.
He's drinking.
Think about Yone.
He's kind of like TP's in this ability.
He's...
I don't even understand it.
Yeah, that is the hard way.
That's why I have to play very farm-wise.
Yeah, he can get away fast.
Like...
Faster!
That's why I have to play very far away. Yeah, he can get away fast like
Run towards me if you can
Yeah, he makes this a lot harder, oh my god, I think you might have to use your vision in your channel
Yeah, you're not to get control of it
yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm just kidding like he just fucking fly he just instantly
enters me
what about me he's coming maybe it's coming
I'm fine I hit him with my son
I think we can still win, that dragon's in 30
he's on me he's on me
I think maybe it's just throwback we can kill him
I don't know about him but
You guys want to fall down?
Yeah, back in the sun off.
Oh, that makes my way down.
Alright, come down here. We can kill Yannick.
If you come down, we can probably kill Yannick.
Wait, Yannick's going dragon.
You guys want to fight? Fight on it!
Get him!
He's not going straight.
He's coming back.
Just back up. I can pull out from our...
we should sort of limbo around the dragon like wait for them to commit and then
probably go in he's sitting in a bush does it sitting in a bush waiting for
us I don't really know what I'm doing I think the roadside around you be careful
you start dragon we die I think if they start dragon they die but five
I thought it should be a knot man, I think 5
Alright, let's go drag, fuck it
Let's go drag, fuck it
Everybody, everybody, everybody, do not be, do not be
If there's 5, he has to give
He has to give
Let's go, let's go
I have my smite, I have my smite on 1k
Fuck this smite, let's kill first
I'll take
Dead, nope, we're in a shot
We got drag, we got it
We need it, we need it, we got drag
This guy's beautiful work. If we don't bait they can't fuck with us. There's too many beautiful work boys.
Good fucking job guys. Real shit. Well done.
Vomel, vomel, vomel.
Yeah, because the thing is, if I smite off with Docs, I'm gonna lose every time. We have to kill him or make him run. Then I can smite.
I'm gonna recall.
Understand it.
If he gets I could go grubs, but I might need Sarah to come to you
I think I'm gonna know yeah. Yeah. Yeah, do you think for now? I'll let you know I'll let you know
Yeah, I mean me me and we are not either
Good enough she got a demo
I mean our bot lanes bad
bro he's just in my camps oh my god that should be about $1.50 in games
wow he's in my camp oh my god i don't know what to do
am i trying to go for me? i look here and i play back
bro i don't know what to do i can't even go to my camp
but how am i even going to get a ward there? kaiji is there
can i ward it now maybe?
Wait till he's the class unit
He's on your bottom jungle don't push that don't push that yeah, I'm sorry for violin
But I do you guys want to go up?
You didn't get rift wow you didn't get rift don't don't you know that be careful rift Harold
Yo, Zerath and Garen, could you guys come Rift Herald?
Yeah, I think we've got void grubs.
Yeah, grubs, sorry.
Alright, come, come, come. Let's go, let's go.
I'll get the crab real quick.
All three of us, all three of us. Yeah, yeah.
Alright, if we get jumped, we can turn.
We can 3v1 Yi, I think, with a garen.
I don't know though, he's fucking good.
I don't know how this is going to go.
I wish I could tell you, boy.
I could try to.
I'm in same spot.
Alright, we recall, we recall, nice.
Or I recall, you guys do your thing.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
I guarantee you he's in my red buff, because I got grumps.
That's like something he literally taught me.
I have no way of warding this though, like without, I'm just gonna get jumped again.
What do I do, just ignore it?
I feel like he's in my red buff.
Wait, Bolly, do you guys wanna come real quick? Just for a sec, in case he's here.
Okay.
Come up real quick.
Alright.
He's... he already took it.
Alright, let's go.
Peace out, peace out, peace out.
He's on me.
Try to run, Garen.
Who's strong?
You guys are strong.
I tried.
No, you did just, yeah, it's not that it's...
I'm strong.
Challenger jungler is fed.
his tower is one hit top nice like literally one I think you see Harold that
might be a problem I'm trying to find him he's on Harold yeah
we try to see that you're just me and you there if we can't we can't see it
Let's jump young give him hell give him hell give him hell
Let's jump jump jump young jump young jump young jump young
I'm coming through the bush. I'm gonna fucking you guys might want to come up for this
Nice mine
No, no, just kill it. Just glance you're getting
I have to run back
If you choose on death
I'm real squishy
He's going to your jungle
He's coming back
I'm coming back! I'm coming back!
Up to this for you.
You guys wanna fight him? Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
He's greedy. He's greedy.
He's low. He's low.
I'm on the lay down.
I'm on the lay down.
He's on the low.
Dodge him.
He's one.
He's low.
Stop.
Come on, get him.
Oh, I got a flash.
Nice!
Ah!
Guys, that looked hot.
Instantly go drag! Instantly drag! Instantly drag!
They have no one.
I'm here.
Nice!
Fucking shit!
Guys!
You're fucking shit.
I got a flash.
I'm not.
Yo, we're not worried about yo.
You get your shit.
Good drag, baby.
Nice guys
Yeah
It's up. Yeah, you do think I think we have three is enough
fucking dude he overstayed he overstayed I don't know what that was he should have
been we were on dragon why did he say I'm telling you dude I'm the
additional we're like we're like fucking challenges bro we took dragon and he
stayed bot he had so much time to run fucking Dante's close himself challenger
more defensively challenge
man's trying to fucking play around with you in your rafts his last role
I can rear the fed up by some radar hacks and some shit.
I'm watching the monkey.
Whoa!
Oh, no!
How do you know about the moot hacks?
Right?
You didn't even know that.
God, this is the goat, right?
Shit.
God, this is amazing.
Hey, hold on.
My girlfriend's falling.
One more guy's done this.
Back up.
One, two, three.
Why are you still killing me? I already am. I still die
You know it's on me and
The jinxing brothers might be a problem
Bro, I don't know. Do you want me to ignore my camps? You're just sitting in them
I mean you looked you might just have to just group fight with y'all like I don't even know
It's like you just suit you could just suit me at this point
I could not let him get any more kills on me, bro
Yeah, you just took my tower
It's fine. We have two dragons. That's huge. We seem to be sold.
Yo, uh, bot lane, watch out. He just cut through. He could come.
He's gonna come down. Yeah. He could come. I can help y'all.
Oh, stop. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
He's off. He's half health. He's half health. He's half health.
You can kill him here. You can kill him here.
He's gonna turn to you.
I don't think I can. He's level 14.
Y'all under tower.
Just run under tower.
I don't know. I do damage to him.
I can get him low. I just need someone with me.
This is getting tricky.
That's the only thing.
Yeah, it's getting tricky.
I do a lot of damage.
I don't know. I don't know.
skip tricky maybe just group he's so fat I don't know we need the dragons I don't
know what the problem is if we if we try to do everything on Dante's
Muda can still do stuff yeah like yeah he's not the best but he can still do
shit yeah but I'm worried about Muda being fed it's just Dante's like this
next dragon all five of us need to go like because if not it's gonna get
Fucking dicey all five. No one can
I'm gonna get vision in your jungle
I'm just getting one towards me
You guys getting control ward too?
I don't know what a control ward is that ass
They got ban!
It's the red one
It blocks that vision as well. Let's give him you like an extra
Yep, garen you're dead you're dead
I'm just trying to clear the wave.
Oh shit, that was a bad decision.
We are going to need, I can get his bloom up, we're going to need all five drag in about
50 seconds.
So Jinx, you think you can go gank him, you want him?
Gank?
Mood up?
No, yeah.
Oh yeah, let's go.
Come up Seraphine, come up.
Seraphine just running, he's gonna die.
Come on Seraphine, I'm pushing Brent behind.
He's gonna heal, he's gonna heal.
He can, he can die, he's gonna...
Go on the tower, you know what I'm talking about.
No, you gotta deal with it.
I'm gonna get three.
Nice!
Go here, go here, go here.
Sit down and go back!
Okay.
I'm gonna come up, we're gonna try and kill him.
I'm gonna go into jungle and go around.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, don't touch, dragon!
I don't know, he's not half health.
I'm just gonna do something anyway.
Everyone dragon, everyone dragon.
Everyone dragon, sit down Luda.
Everybody, all five dragons.
All five dragons.
Quick, let's get this as fast as we can, cause then we have soul after this.
He's here, down his area, yep, yep, all five, all five.
yep yep oh my goodness
fine thanks that's right nice all five of us we can't die boys we'll never die
what's gonna work team work
i wonder what is not worth man it's never worth great work boys proud of all y'all motherfuckers
Oh yeah, good shit.
You guys could have collapsed on him because they don't have the fast power.
Fuck, fuck, most of them.
Alright, alright, alright.
Yeah, they just keep moving all the time.
We might need to take second baron, that's very important.
Yeah, second Baron's another, like as long as we, the dragons help us Brown, like Baron they can never forget, and Baron they can never get, and Dragon they can never get.
They can only get Baron by sneaking it, they can't get Baron by teamfighting.
Too many of us, too many abilities, too many abilities.
It's fucking, 4, 8, 12, 16, it's 20.
You might be coming from the river there for me.
He's coming from the river.
He's coming from the river.
He's coming from the river.
um
You know any recall
Um, I mean jimmy if you want to try to help me on that
On what?
Fuck muda we're not working on muda fucking don't he's close to jinxie. Yeah, back in up back in up back in up
Yeah
He's up on the CS and they're taking long.
Yup.
He can back to her if that's the only thing.
Yeah.
Be a little faster.
Alright.
You be careful though.
Yeah, I'm recalling.
Yeah.
I know.
We need luck to fight against him.
I'm gonna take Talon then, you're recalling.
Yeah, that's fucking...
We never let him get away here, I think.
No, but it's only me.
It's only me.
Alright, I'm respawning.
I'm respawning.
I'm respawning.
I'm respawning.
I'm respawning.
I'm respawning.
I'm respawning.
I'm respawning.
I'm respawning.
You gotta come back
I think this is fair
They're trying to end
Everybody everybody
He is the one
We cannot fight him
We cannot fight him yet
We need all of us
He's gonna try to dive him
Lux sit all the way in the back
We only were in our D
Fuck Ruta only he
No one else
Yeah, once we're back we collapse me
Ready, I'm gonna die. Are you guys ready come up? We don't need to dive him, but let's just see
He's gonna run no no no
Come on, come on, come on
He's not being forward
We're just both back
Remember, we're good. All we're worried about is soul. We don't need to fight. All we're worried about is soul. Come back, Serving.
All we're worried about is soul. We don't care about anything else.
He's not specific.
He literally can't do anything.
This is just... I have to see if I can save him.
Yep. This is perfect for us.
Donna's doing nothing right now. No one fighting.
I just hook him, I don't know, that's it.
Remember, he has the ADHD and weaponized autism, so he's gonna jump in in a second here, trust me.
I'm gonna scout him back in my hand.
Ooh, not bad, not bad.
No, I'm just kidding, I'm getting full damage. I didn't really get a good CD here.
It's a nice situation.
Um...
You don't need a spot, I'm gonna try.
He's dead. I sold.
Oh no, come back, come back. I sold, I sold.
No, no, no, no, no.
I already Q'd.
He cannot disload, W.
He cannot disload.
Oh my goodness, he two-shots me.
I already Q'd.
You gotta...
He's dead, he's dead.
Okay, that one's on me.
I forgot he can Q my R. Oh my god.
You have to hold back. You have to hold back.
That's on me. I sold.
Bro, I forgot he can Q my R. Oh my god.
Guys, we were doing fine. I sold.
Alright, it's all good. We're up for dragon, right?
All five-jack. All five-jack.
There's a mood ending.
You gotta kill him. You gotta kill him.
Oh, there's a lot of minions.
All five drag, all five drag.
I need a few minions right now.
I just slowed the game.
Alright, that's on me guys.
This one's on me.
I think we got a mangy.
I don't think Zeratul is the best one.
He's too squishy.
I mean, I don't think so.
It's not over.
It's not over.
It's not over.
It's not over. It's not over. It's not over.
Bro, they're gonna get drag, aren't they? No.
That's fine.
Yeah, yeah, true.
I gotta stop inting. Sorry, guys.
You guys wanna try drag now?
Let's go drag.
We got Mooda's up here.
Mooda's up here. He's gonna try and...
He's dragged.
Oh, no.
What are you trying to do?
Let me show you.
Wait, Gank Muda!
Gank Muda!
He's just...
Can we get Muda?
3v1, 3v1, 3v1.
Oh no, he's behind. Oh no.
He's here.
Kill Muda quick, kill Muda quick.
Okay, no lag.
Watch out for G.
He's here.
I can try and get chip damage when I respawn
Come on, come on
Can I walk him into the fountain?
He's dead
You guys should have walked him into the fountain
I did like all that drama I janky what are your thoughts I
I entered the game at the end, but I think we were losing anyways.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie though, Jamesy, and you can let me know your thoughts.
What were you using before I entered when you cued my R?
Yeah, like the game was completely lost. Do you want me to be completely real with you?
Yeah.
The second I get to three items on Master Eid, the game is just done.
That's the reason why I was telling you, I genuinely don't think Mion E is fair.
year's fair because like and I could be wrong when I say this but I genuinely think that even if I
don't have muda if I'm a 1v5 on mastery I would win against you with that build yeah because like
the thing is I still disagree I still disagree whoa whoa whoa I did a lot there don't test with
the fuck I still disagree I think 1v5 is not possible but I do think um I can't play again
I'm about to watch this FNCS thing, but I do believe okay. Here's what I think
Yee is broken
And I kind of won't main that champion now because bro you just Q and like I was aring away
Flashing away you just Q and TP inside of me like it's just yeez and say
Okay, Jynx you see no one I might try to do that low key. Hmm
What if I made Muda join the irons, and then I try 1v5ing them on mastery just to see if it's possible
Yeah, I'm telling you bro. It's not it's not possible. Like it's just it's too much people. It's too much like stuff
Yeah, I think it's too much people bro. You have to think about CS and we would have had that game
Yeah, we had a kills we answered him like think about how many abilities we used on him like bro. You're not thinking bro
But you know what? With Chris your best chance. I just don't think it's possible man. I'll fake it
Okay, but when I come to Florida
Are you gonna want me to show you the ways of the mastery with credit cuz the doubt now look fucking crazy
Brought some hits over bro. Whatever means necessary, man. Whatever it means
If I got a pull up mood I could bro like whatever
Yo, what the fuck does that mean, bro?
What the fuck does that mean?
It's cheap, bro.
Just cheap, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
What the fuck?
All right.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay.
I'm going to raise Jinxies.
Enjoy the FNCS, bro.
It was a lot of fun.
Take care, bro.
Take care.
So, GG, GG.
Okay, so, chat.
Is Ocean?
He's Ron.
Wait, okay.
So, what's the word, bro?
Ron is playing FNCS with Clicks and Lacey is playing FNCS with ARC, the best West player.
We Ron's playing with Vino.
Who's Clicks playing with?
Who's Clicks playing with?
He paid $40,000 for his teammate.
Tlix is playing?
Or no, Peterbot is playing?
Peterbot is playing.
Wait, what?
Who's Peterbot playing with?
Lacey ate his teammate.
hilarious, bro.
What do you mean Lacey ate his teammate, buddy?
So, Ron Dale Jingle, Vingle, Vingle is playing with Vino.
Let me call Ron.
Let me call Ron, man.
Get him, call him.
Get him, call him.
Get him, call him.
Von Dale.
Yeah, what's up, bro?
Bro, my chat's saying you're playing FNCS?
Yeah, I am. What about it, son?
Just, uh, bro, like, isn't it really hard, though? Isn't it like hard as fuck?
No, do you think I'm like a joke to you? Like, I didn't fucking win a championship.
No, I know, but Mio, that's like, like, Ron, love you to death, kid. You're like Celtic
Shaq right now, bro. Like, you haven't played since 2019, dude. If you win, I'll be surprised, bro.
You are literally the Adam Johnson of fucking Twitch right now. You understand me? No ever
disrespect a king like that. Okay, who is Adam Johnson? Can I at least look that up?
Adam Johnson. Ice hockey forward? No.
Chat. Nottingham Panthers at Sheffield Arena? No, I'm talking about the football player.
Adam Johnson football.
Like soccer.
I don't recommend looking at else.
Adam Johnson footballer, 38.
No.
Adam Johnson given six years in prison
for sexual activity with,
oh my god.
All right.
Okay, Ron, bro, buddy.
Listen, I'm gonna win FNCSN.
Playing with a fucking pro.
You understand me? I'm gonna fucking win.
Who are you playing with? My chat didn't was clicks but others saying it's not
You know, I'm fucking winning today
You know texted me verbatim and said you're not playing with delay today. We're dropping 30 bombs every single game
Okay, all right first off I'm gonna need you to slow down bro Ron the thing is
isn't this all just pros like it's just professional fucking players bro I'm
bursting a bunch of burgers well isn't West the easiest chat what's just the
easiest server in NA right don't ever say anything I do is easy like this is
those easy everyone would have it mm-hmm okay Ron let me say this bro just has a
little motivations. If you get first place today, Ron, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
gift you 1000 subs and and Vino because I want Vino to lock in and Vino.
Are you gonna watch today? Yeah, I'm gonna watch with Aussie, bro, in like an hour.
Stay on guard, though. Bro, I've never seen like, here's the thing, I've heard
Tales of your legacies, bro, and it's been a little controversial
But a lot of it I've heard from you, bro
And I never get to see you live in a competitive environment and that's the run. I want to see I want to see
Stable fucking Ron Bale dingo, bro. That's what I want to see, bro
And I'm excited if y'all win
2000 subs bro that ass as extra motivation
Take out the video I just sent you bro, that might start your day right.
Send out the video, send you in what? Discord?
Your cat.
Yep.
Wait, you're playing, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're playing Div3?
Yeah.
Oh, let me, okay, let me retract that statement.
Uh, all right.
No, you already hated it, you already said the line.
No, no, no, full stop.
I thought you were playing pros.
So you're gonna disrespect, got it, so.
You literally said, you literally said verbatim that you'd get me a thousand subs.
Cause I thought you were playing Div 1 Buster.
I thought you were playing Div 1, not whatever this slop is.
Hey, we got an L, Jinx, yo. Your dad has changed, man.
Guys, yep, yep. Bro, Ron, why are you even playing Div 3? What is, what is this, like the NBA C League?
the NBA scene. Yo, my question to you is would you be where you're at without fucking stomping?
Stop disrespecting me, okay? I'm gonna qualify today, so I can play Division 2 next time,
and then when I play Division 2, I'm gonna qualify out of that to Division 1, and then
I'm gonna qualify to FNCS, and then I'm gonna have another FNCS under my belt, and they're
not gonna call me the one time, they're gonna call me the two time. Do you understand me?
Wait, but- I'm gonna fucking win FNCS, and I put that on my mother's heartbeat, and
She's locked it right now
Okay, rest in peace to her bro. God damn yo don't put that shit on your mouth buddy
Listen, you're you're playing div three. This is dead-ass the g-league now being told lacy's playing div one. Is that true?
Yeah, she's also playing with someone who we paid over like a hundred thousand dollars basically
So fuck that little nicky shit. You're gonna see a real fucking bro today
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna watch the div one bro. What?
Okay, fine, I'll check you in I'll check you in I'll check it
You're just a disrespectful friend bro, you're just a disrespectful friend, you know what bro every time that you play
You know rainbow six each I would watch now you changed
You're a fucking you're a sick individual. Can we get a LGC in the chat you fucking change you change
It's the fucking alcohol
I haven't even drank today, bro. Run. I was ready for div one bro like div three bro. Come on, dude
But you're gonna auto win right you're like automatically gonna win cuz you have vino, right?
No, it doesn't matter what's going to happen. I'm not sitting in a box today. Okay. Tonight. I'm not stable.
No, no. Tonight.
I'm in our key. No, no, no.
Or a aura.
Jason, I just saw that.
Or a aura aura.
Okay, bro. I'm excited, man. I'm going to watch you and Lacey and make an unbiased opinion of who's better at fortnight.
You you want to see crazy like that? Yes, talk to me bro talk to me. Lacey's eating pizza. Good pregame food, bro
Yeah, no, no, I'm done with this. I thought Lacey was locking in. What is he doing?
Okay, let me get like it like it like it
Okay, let me see division one. Let me say this is it
Well, I'm gonna watch right now if the hang-up's gonna see this shit.
Steve Ronaldo just solo clutch a win and FNCS Div Cup opens.
Back like he never left is crazy.
Who's he playing with?
Lays.
Okay, there's no way this is Div 1 if he's playing with fucking Lays, bro.
Love Lays to Death, kid.
But there's no way.
Jack, how good?
Like, fuck what Ron says, bro.
Ron is biased.
How good was Ron in his prime out of 10?
Cause a lot of y'all are like Fortnite kids, bro.
How good was Ron in his prime out of 10?
Before we watch this.
How good?
I've seen eights.
10 would be Peterbop.
10 would be Peterbop.
So in his prime, like 2019, eight, eight.
Lays just said, play me in any game, any amount, fork boy.
I've literally never been called that.
That's a new one.
Forkboy. Okay, majority of people in the chat are saying Ron's at 8 out of 10. That's honestly like kind of impressive.
All right, let's see. If 10's Peterbot, 8's good. Let's see.
Okay, looks like this was recorded on a toaster.
This is from June 8th, chat. Not even long ago.
It needs to play white again. Beautiful.
Top 6.
1000 maps.
Why does it actually sound like Maze knows what he's talking about?
You can choke.
Up six.
You're up two. You're second high right now.
I'm going to get high right now.
Quick at it.
You only have wood.
You only have wood.
You can spray that.
Nice shot.
Top four.
A lot of places to come in.
Nice shot.
You have mats.
You build.
Build your head.
Build your head.
Four hundred wood.
Top three right now.
It's all solos.
It's a solo on height and you have the other kid next to you.
height you have the other kid not he's moving hey won't let he's moving I'm
not even gonna lie he's fucking moving bro
NOOOOOO!
BAAAAY!
BOO! BOO! BOO!
OH MY S**T!
Not bad kid.
Chat rod is so cute.
When he stood up he like barely got taller.
Rod is so cute bro.
BAAAY!
BAAAAY!
I love Rod dude.
Okay, not bad.
Yo, dead ass not bad bro.
I'm not even like that was clean.
That was clean bro.
I know it's not give one guys if Ron was playing div one on june 8th. Why would he be playing div 3 on june 22?
Does he make sense, bro?
Not bad kid. All right, let's call Lacey apparently Lacey's actually in div one. Let's call Lacey bro apparently Lacey's in div one, bro
I'm being told you paid $40,000 for your teammate is this true.
I did, yes, yes, I did.
Now, Lacey, why the fuck did you do that?
Why?
Explain it to you, Jinxie.
Jinxie, how long have you been playing Rainbow Six each?
How long have you been playing video games, Jinxie?
I started playing video games with Brickbreaker,
and then I played Angry Birds, and then I played Head Soccer.
So like, probably five or six, I think.
Well, listen, I started playing Fortnite in 2017,
And I started competing six years ago and I never made a grand finals.
It's always been my dream to make a grand finals.
That was like my one accomplishment.
I wanted to make a grand finals that I never could do it.
So now that I stream and I have money, I decided to pay a pro so that I could
achieve my dream and make a grand finals.
So you purchased your dream.
No, because I still have to put the work in.
I just now I have a good enough teammate to match my skill level.
Okay, now, Lacey, in your prime of Fortnite, like, are you in your prime right now?
No.
When was your prime?
What year?
Probably 2024.
In your prime of Fortnite, were you better than Ron and his prime?
It depends what you mean.
Voss.
Bro, I feel like if you said that to Ron, he would get mad, bro.
There's a thing, when Ron played, he was better skilled.
Like his skill gap, I'm not explaining this.
He was better than I was compared to the other players,
but because my prime was two years after Ron's,
when the mechanic-
Lacey, I think you're about to get stabbed by the way.
There's a stream sniper behind you.
Oh, okay.
Oh, what's up, man?
How you doing?
Good, how are you?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
A little flicker real quick.
Yeah, that's show.
All right, let's do it.
the other players like compared to how I was to the other players but because the game advanced so much
much skill lies my prime. I'm better than Ron's pride because the game advanced. You
know what I'm saying? So you're saying because you peaked in 2024 when the game was harder,
you were higher skill than Ron. Yes, exactly. Bro, but I just saw a clip just came across
my desk here of Ron on June 8th and he looked absolutely turn bro. Yeah, bro. Why don't y'all
just do like a big ass 1v1. You got to the same house. No, we did during the summer
thought we didn't want to be one. He beat me.
What? Bro, you said you were better, Lacey. I am a better in
game player. Okay, you're a better in game player. But is
that cope cope cope? So or though?
No, no, because I feel like that's some shit I would say. Like
if I lost the one who want to be like, I'm better in team
play, I'm better in team play. No, because here's the thing is
like that's some shit I would say I'm not even good.
Not just to come and tell you what in creative, you could just
Crank to the sky and spray me, and that's what he did.
But in game, when you don't have infinite maps
and infinite ammo, it's a whole different ball game.
So, Lacey, here's what I wanna know.
Are you winning Div 1 tonight, bro?
Are you winning?
Yes, yes, I'm winning.
You have the best West player, right?
Yes, I'm gonna shock the fucking world.
Everybody thinks I'm not qualifying.
Everybody thinks I'm not doing good.
I'm gonna prove the whole world wrong tonight.
Is Peterbott playing in your tournament?
No.
Is Klicks playing in your tournament?
No.
Who is playing in your tournament?
Lacey.
So bro, is this like, bro, is this like when fucking,
is this like when like CR7 goes to Al-Nasar?
Who are you playing against, bro?
I'm playing against top West pros.
Bavarai, give me a name, bro.
It's like my chat knows everybody, give me a name.
Epic Whale.
bro chat is like who else bro who else who else you going against huh school
who the fuck yo bro this is dead-ass the Saudi League you're in the Saudi League
what is this oh canada okay I know canada I know canada he's good okay
Rich homie Quinn.
Who in the mother fuck, bro?
Who is that?
Okay, Lacey, look, I'm going to watch, but I also might watch Ron,
and I'm going to give an unbiased opinion of who I believe I'm trying to...
Watch it, watch it, watch both. The odds of us both being at end games at the same time is going to be different,
but you also got to remember when you're watching,
Ron is in Division 3, okay? I'm in Division 1.
So Ron's lobbies are going to be a lot different than my lobbies.
But Ron, is Ron Div 3 West?
Yes.
So who's he playing against, like, my brother?
Who's he even going against?
Uh, yeah, pretty much, yes.
He's playing against, like, kids with no thumbs.
Okay, well, my brother has no thumbs.
In Division 3, when I played Division 3, I got first place.
Okay.
So you're saying if Ron doesn't get first place, he fucking sucks.
He's playing with Venno.
Then I'll just want FNCS on central. Yeah, Ron should get first place in it. Yes. Okay. I like this little feud here
You guys both think you're better than each other. This is good. I'm gonna be honest though, Lacey
I'm a big legacy and achievements guy. I think Ron has that FNCS, bro. I'm gonna be honest
It's up in the air though because I think some of Ron's players got banned or something
I don't know. I'm hearing a lot of more from off the antics. Some of his prayers got banned. I don't know
Chad is just accurate
But yes, bro. Look Lacey a good luck, bro. I'm gonna be watching you man, and I'm gonna watch Ron
All right, bro, good luck man
You got this he is fucked he does not got shit
He is he is fucked. He does not got this chat listen man
There are some West kids that are hungry as fuck, right?
Like, cause the thing is,
Ark is good and Lacey is like literal horse cock
compared to these West kids.
Like, bro, chat, to be in a Div1 tournament,
do you realize Fortnite is dead ass your life?
If you're in a Div1 tournament, bro,
Fortnite is your life, dead ass.
Ron is mad.
What's Ron mad about?
Hey, what?
These niggas prayed on my downfall.
Is Ron watching his fucking highlights again?
Yeah, show these his way you niggas how to ball, go get it at the monitor.
Look at his chat bro, his chat's done.
They're done with this.
Bro, Ron make some new highlights man.
Ron, make some new fucking highlights man.
Come on bro.
Fuck with your life.
Fuck with everything.
No, I just thought, understanding later me, but conditioning of my team, yo, with another
fucking matter $100 gifted matters.
when we get a drinks to work out what's called jingson rick high graduating
somebody said
right yo so I saw Kai I got this road except copy you like this beef room
yeah I thought Rackai was like bro I thought Rackai was like 16 dude I thought
I was 16, bro. How old is he? How do you fucking graduate?
Oh, he's 17. Okay, he's 17. Jaddy 17, man. Guys, guys, don't, don't take this.
Bro, it's four seconds, bro. It was literally four seconds, bro.
Dude, I actually am excited for this, though. I'm gonna switch between
Lacey and Ron's game plan
Now chat you guys decide bro, who do you guys think was better in their fortnight primes bro, Ron or Lacey?
It's gotta be Ron. No, it's like it's gotta be like he just won FNCS, bro
Wait, so did Lacey like what is this? What is div 1 me like chat if Lacey wins div 1 does she like qual or something?
Everybody's saying Ron, Ron, it's not close.
Wait, why don't we just watch highlights?
Bro, why don't we just watch highlights?
Ron, Fortnite highlights, and then we do Glacy, bro.
Is there, is there any highlights?
Is there any?
I don't see anything.
The list ends there.
Yeah, is there highlights?
Call Aussie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, chat.
Where's Aussie?
Where's Aussie?
Which vid?
I don't see, like a montage?
Bro, I've seen him.
I've seen him show me this 20 times.
He just came dying.
Oh, I haven't seen this.
Alright, round five years ago, this is literally like 2021.
Hey, yo, Doug!
Wow, he just killed Klex.
He's in a lobby with NRG Lil Unknown Aware.
This dad might be the worst song I've ever heard in my life.
I'm not even like, unrelated to any of the gameplay or the footage.
This is probably the worst thing I've ever produced in a studio, ever.
He's like moaning in my ear, bro.
What is this, a sex song?
Can we just watch stop and highlights like guys this is cold like y'all can we watch stop and highlights for a second
Like I don't know, bro
That was like was crazy
Okay, I'm not gonna that was kind of clean
And then my whole chapter to be like that's normal. That's normal. I do that. I do that. That's normal
bro what is your fncs bro look at this flick look over he's aiming that's
turn that's turn okay that was kind of last actually
definitely wrong
so cute bro
This is the worst song I've ever heard though, so I'm gonna stop it here.
Uh, now let's check Lacey, bro.
Does Lacey have highlights?
Lacey, Fortnite Prime, maybe?
Prime?
What in the fuck?
Have you struggled with late your whole life?
I wasn't overweight my whole life.
I always played basketball, so basketball always kept me in shape,
but I was always, like, stockier,
and I remember even going to basketball camps.
Bro, you wanna know one thing about Lacey, though?
First off, W. Lacey for losing weight, man.
But second, bro,
Lacey is like awkwardly athletic.
I don't know how to explain it.
Bro, he's good at basketball and good at golf.
He has a good fucking golf swing.
Like Lacey would kick my ass in golf.
And I'm not even that bad at golf
for like a casual golfer.
He, Lacey's like awkwardly athletic, bro.
I don't know how to explain it.
How good was Prime Lacey?
Someone made a video on it.
Over the last year,
Lacey's career has absolutely skyrocketed.
With over 50,000 subs and a spot in phase planning,
he's easily become one of the biggest dreamers in the world.
But before all of this, he wanted to be a Fortnite pro.
And if you look back to his oldest videos on his YouTube channel,
it was the only thing he posted about for about three years.
This is where he got his start.
So this begs the question, how good was Lacey actually at Fortnite?
I'm gonna go through everything he's done throughout his Fortnite career
to see where he ranks up against other content creators.
Oh, this is perfect.
And Fortnite pros.
Lacey's first ever Fortnite video was posted in 2020.
And at this time, Lacey was 17 years old.
If somebody who's 17 asks you right now if they can still become a Fortnite bro,
I'm sure most of us would say no because at that point it's too old to be a Fortnite bro.
But this is what I was saying bro, Fortnite is like chess.
Like if you don't start when you're like a baby,
if you don't start when you're a little baby, you're cooked bro.
Like bro, Peterbot was like cranking 90s when he was 10 bro.
Like he couldn't even get a boner yet but he could do 590s in fucking 2 seconds.
Like bro, it's like you gotta start when you're a little baby.
You gotta start when you're a better.
2020 was right before this game got dominated by little kids,
so Lacey actually had a chance to go pro.
Dude, money maker, money maker.
Does he still stream, bro?
This guy was hilarious.
I remember seeing his clips.
Lacey actually had a chance to go pro.
Lacey would keep setting on these postings throughout his career
where he showed an above average skill level for the time.
These clips may look really bad right now,
but you guys gotta remember,
this is just where the skill cap was at the time.
Building was a completely new mechanic,
never seen in other games before.
But like, here's my question.
This is cute and fun.
What is Lazy's best finish ever?
Like, what's the best he's ever done?
It could change today.
But what's like, what's like the best finish
he's ever had?
Fourth?
But you got your counting pauses again.
On your face.
Oh, great.
On Ron.
Oh, we got fourth in heats.
Now, chat, how big of a tournament is heats
compared to like FNCS?
Is it like before FNCS?
He's never made a grants.
Or, so it was the top players like Lacey
who were constantly pushing the skill cap every single day.
And those pros, along with Lacey, were just getting started.
Throughout 2020 to 2021,
Lacey would play hours and hours of Fortnite
where he would slowly improve.
If I had to pick the three strengths
that Lacey had in his game at the time,
I would say it's his ability to make good peaks,
his insane aim, and how good he is
at predicting his opponents, which gives him all-
Okay, this kind of ties into what Lacey was saying.
Lacey was saying he's not gonna be a 1v1 player.
All the skills that he needs to be a good competitive player.
Which I think this is Coke, Coke, Coke, Sahore, right?
Because like, if you put,
is there a single person in the history of Fortnite
that can beat Peter Bot in a 1v1?
Like, yeah, Peter Bot's a great team player, great IGL.
Who, you guys saying yes?
Who, me, yeah, right.
Who could beat Peter Bot in a 1v1, realistically?
Bro, I deadass think the most important thing is just your mechanics and your fighting.
Like yes, the brain matters, the IGL matters, all that shit matters.
But bro, if Peterbot can't lose a 1v1 to a single player in the world, then he's just
on average going to get more kills at any event than anyone.
On average, bro.
Now he just needs to prove it.
Lacey would keep on playing where he would have reached champions division in arena.
Who is Zen? Zen!
Like, not Rocket League Zen, because this has two ends.
Zen Fortnite.
Who did this guy beat? Why are you guys saying his name?
You're saying this guy can beat Peter Barton to 1v1.
Cap! I've never even seen him play.
Zen already beat him?
Okay, but were they on the same pink?
Were they on the same thing?
He's a creative warrior.
Were they on the same thing?
Watch it.
Zen beat Peterbot, but were they on the same ping, though?
Were they?
What's Peter trying like all these things matter, bro
Bro, this is so worse
Which isn't build fights more outdated than zone wars, I think.
I swear to god, every sweat uses this skin.
Come on, Blanc.
Chat, has this guy ever won FNCS?
Has this guy ever...
Has this guy ever won FNCS?
No.
Okay.
fuck was that
what is the context of this was it just a wager like a tournament what that was
kind of unlucky there's a one game oh hell no how's he still alive oh hell
No, I literally thought I killed him
Well, then I guess this proves that like I guess mechanics in fighting isn't really everything
Like you can't just be a creative warrior because if this guy beat Peter bot, but he hasn't won anything
Like you do have to have like a lot of strategy then
You told me though this guy just couldn't find like some great IGL and then just run at everyone and frag
This guy can't just get some great IGL and then just sprint at everyone
Okay, that was disgusting.
He's too busy dating girls, he doesn't grind.
Yeah, bro, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Like, dude, it's not even like sports, but it low-key is like sports a little bit, bro.
Chat.
If you want to be like the greatest gamer of all time and you're like 16, 18, 19, you
cannot have a girlfriend, bro.
You cannot have a girlfriend.
Jay, you guys think Peterbot had a girlfriend when he was fucking 16, bro?
17, 18?
Fuck no, dude.
Bro, you got to be playing 12 to 15 hours a day, shitting yourself to sleep, showering
once every two, three days, eating like shit,
pounding energy drinks.
Because remember when you're 17, bro, you're invincible.
When you're 17, your body is made out of basically
what I would call titanium.
So when I was 17 years old, chat,
I could eat whatever I want and just pound energy drinks.
Then randomly, right?
Randomly, okay.
When I turned like 19, I started getting tired.
I started getting tired.
Stopping does but I mean like before you ascend to greatness, bro
Like like if Peter bot got a girlfriend now or like if stopping like something as a girlfriend now
Like bro when some of us a little kid broke you just play see all day. I remember bro. I would talk to him
Bro, like he's like 15 to each place you know that once you ascend you can get a girlfriend
But bro if you're trying to be like the best gamer you cannot have a girlfriend get us
But once you like once you get good you can't once you get good
I just mean like when you're like 16 and you're trying to prime out
Cuz broke shot. Here's the thing about gaming bro when you're 16 years old
Your reaction time like and then when you're like 18, I guess
But bro the older you get chat like the lower there are less your reaction time gets so when you're young is like
That's your prime for gaming so I'm about to be 25 bro. My prime is out the fucking window for games
Like I could play games. Yo chat if you're like 18 19 like that's your prime for gaming bro
That is your fucking prime dude Peterbots 19 stoppins 19
Bro like when you're 19 you're fucking cracked because then your brain starts to develop a little bit more and your reaction time is insane
When you're 15 your brain's not really that developed so it's kind of hard
Faker, League's different, though, League's different.
Mechanic-driven games like Fortnite, mechanics are so important.
You gotta be a little kid, bro.
There is no such thing as a 30-year-old Fortnite player that will ever win an FNCS, period.
Maybe even 25, y'all.
There'll never be a Fortnite player who wins an event that's 25, ever.
Bopay scored again.
Chat show me who's the oldest player to everyone at FNCS?
In Bopay scored again.
Bro, this is not fair.
These teams are not fair, bro.
Oh my God.
So bro, this is shit that happens in the World Cup though,
dude.
This is not fair.
Queezy was 24.
Oh God.
Ozzy, but chat that's a program, that's way different.
Yeah, that's a pro-M. Like, half the people in the pro-M are 25.
I mean, like, literally, like, fucking FNCS grants.
Queasy? Oh, Queasy's the IGL, though. Yeah, that's different. That's different.
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death
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death
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death
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6 to 3 my god
Can you come back?
7-3
I'm like a lap key if I like stay down and just like fight you you're gonna catch me
So like that's like a little bit weirder
Sorry, bro. You're apologizing for playing for it. Yeah, you don't
You're not playing weird
All right, now you have this
You weren't even playing that weird. It's just like bro
It's hard to tell when like these are more kids are gonna play weird or not
So like I'm not like expecting them to fight me ever. No, yeah
Okay, I probably shouldn't do this
Fuck it if I put up another 500 for another first to seven win by two Pete you down to go again. Nah, I'm not feeding into your content
I'm just gonna lose again
Also, what are you?
Wait, dude, is that name clicks or some re-input or something?
Is that Aussie?
Bro, G yo GGs, bro. 7-3, dude
So what do you mean coke bot, bro?
I don't think Peter cares that much about like a zone wars wager
Repeater won like how many FNCS's I don't think he cares
I don't think he cares that much, bro
TBH check we watch stopping highlights real quick. Just reminisce chat stop and controller highlights or stop and prodigy lights
Yeah, this isn't please this is all valid plays bro, this is not please bro. This is all like very valid
This is on controller by the way, bro on controller
I
Know you know what I wonder though in like maybe this is in my place to step into this bro
But like why the fuck when I watch g2 stop is on like clash and tachanka and thermite bro like
It's like it's like putting messy at like left back. It's like what are we doing?
I'm not even trolling like like what the fuck are we doing, bro?
Like I guess the reason for it is because they brought in shaco and shaco literally just plays like three operators
but bro why like watching stop it on like tachanka and flash it's like
badam all right it's literally like putting messy at fucking center back
like bro normally your lowest like and like fat can explain like me and fat
have two completely different mindsets on siege like I don't agree with like some
of the stuff that says and he has a group so I say but like having stopping on
On any role other than frag is literally selling like stop it is mechanically better than everyone on his team
It's not even close you asked anyone on his team. They'll all say oh, yeah stomp
It's the best player by far. So why the fuck is he denying a plan with the chonka?
It's not even glaze guys. He's 19 and crack and he won rookie of the year
He has a positive player rating at every event the stats are not glazed
They want him last alive. Yeah, but last life doesn't matter and probably like bro listen, man
If you're in a fucking 3v1 scenario and you're going against
Falcons and they have a blitz a doke of being a black beard doesn't matter that your last life
There's nothing you can do
I'm just saying bro like stop and playing any role other than frag is just actively selling the game
You did not put your most gifted player on Clash or Glass.
And like, I don't even like, no one can tell me otherwise.
Like, I don't care.
Like, cause it's all just Coke, bro.
Like, that's all it is.
It's just Coke, dude.
You cannot have your best player on fucking Clash, bro.
Like, it's just period.
Bro, it's literally like putting Messi at center back.
Like, that's what they're doing.
You were on record saying accounts.
I swear you did.
What is he looking at?
You said accounts.
Pro-am, bitch.
I beat you.
wait you won the pro is Ron talking to Aussie don't pretend like you forgot this
motherfucker really out here pretending like you can't count as an FNC oh chat
by the way I didn't even know if I told you this I think chat I'm playing the
program dude I'm playing the problem I don't know if I'm allowed to say the
date of it yet but yes bro I'm playing the program I'm playing y'all
like dude I'm uh I'm playing the program y'all I don't know who my teammate is I
don't know who my teammate it is but I'm playing the problem that ass bro chat I
don't know um what teammate should I get bro who should I get as my teammate I
texted P
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Yeah, Pete about that he's a second best
You know zero ball. Yeah, but I just feel like how high can the ceiling actually be in fucking for my bro
They know it run through it
Well, what I don't really know technically like that that grand's nothing. I'm gonna go pee. I'm gonna go pee kind of just know it
It's just how it is so what I'm gathered is come on man. You know this
No, it was like this when you were winning to don't pretend it wasn't the only thing that we did back in the day is I'll be honest with you
You know I'm saying I'm just gonna keep it a box
Creole texted me a drop spot and he told me yo we're gonna split slurpee bro. You get this side
I get this side. That was it. That was all we did bro. We split a drop. I'll be honest with you
Now that's super normal. That's just how fun that is these that's what drop maps are anyway base
That's the same as just marking on a drop map, but dude, it's it's gone worse than that. It's gone a lot
We actually like people could say cap people could say whatever they want. We actually never traded surge
We never traded surge. We never cheated either bro. Kes didn't cheat Kes was bad
I'm gonna be honest with you. It went unknown Avery me Kes on kills by the way, so anyone who says I got carried
Yo, take any kids are shitty. Yeah, technically speaking. I didn't get carried Kes got carried. He was the last place
And you're right. Yeah, you're so you're not supposed to be the highest kills. You know what it is Ozzy
I think I
Yeah, I don't like want to like be that guy like I don't know what your chat's gonna say either
I feel like people say I got carried because I was secretly the best on the team and I know that's like a crazy take
But like like you were too good. They sound like humble you and shit
Yeah, and it's like I'm not even kidding though. That's the thing that you guys can do this shit, but like I
I feel like I was the best, I don't know bro, I brought Unknown to light, like nobody wanted
to play with him, I brought him to the light, nobody even knew who Avery was, I found him,
like.
Okay, okay, I got a question on the one, no one wanted to play with Unknown, is that
some real shit, I can't tell you when you're not, there's no way Unknown didn't have options,
that motherfucker was Thanos.
Ask your champ, that was, nobody knew, nobody wanted, this was the exact words, and my check
about this too, everyone called Unknown, dare I say it, they called him a controller retard,
was the exact words they used. They said he was brain dead. They said all you did was just run around.
That was it. Yeah, I know that. That is true. Actually, I do remember he didn't get banned from
pro scrims as well. Like in like chapter one, he would just run it down. Yeah. Okay. I mean, damn,
you kind of actually gave me to believe it a little bit. I know Avery didn't have good options.
I assumed Under would have to have some options, but yeah, shit. Maybe you're right.
They were the dude named Clanker. Does anyone even remember who that is? I don't know.
Like that's like, it's like a whole thing. It was like Clanker, something like that.
I've got no fucking clue and I've I swear I remember like almost everyone
Clank and then we lost one okay chat France scored again, but chat like
It's Iraq bro like
You know what I'm saying
Like we like we don't know yet
We don't know how good Francis because they I mean they beat Senegal they beat Senegal
It is and I said it's the time to my chance gonna call us the biggest dick right ever
But I literally have YouTube videos saying it
I think towards the end of your career if you want funny like if you didn't make content your team
options were so much better everyone just thought you were shit because you
were just you would you would do like streams that would get views and shit
you'd make jokes and everyone just thought you were shit they like walled
four-week in a row with random ass teammates I fuck with you bro like bro I'm
trying to tell people like bro I was good at the game but you know you were
good as fuck you just I'm Bob is better than messy bro Suarez come on dude like
Mbappe is not even close to Messi, bro
Mbappe is in a whole nother universe as Messi, bro
Well, I'm boppy and boppy goes on runs bro and finishes. That's literally what he does
Well, Messi involves the entire team, right? It's like it's not even close to me. Remember who that is. Yeah, bro
It's a classic good guys. I'm gonna have you know chat you guys could say he's D1 dick riding whatever it is brother
He is spitting nothing but the truth right
What food should I order before I watch this? It's in 30 minutes, bro. I'm gonna watch with Aussie check
Should I get tacos or something?
What's good for night food bro?
You're so annoying bro, I'm just right bro like dude comparing in Boppa to messy. It's like it's not even like
Bro, it's not even a compare. It's not even a comparison, bro. It's like in Boppa is like
like great at what he does.
He's great at what he does.
He's very pacey.
He's a good finisher.
And that's about all there is to his game, bro.
Like he doesn't have great vision.
He doesn't have great awareness.
His positioning is okay.
He's just very athletic, very good at finishing,
and he's always in a good system that's built around him.
He's always been in a good system his whole life.
He went from PSG, like farming league one
to now he's in Madrid
and how he's been in France's whole career.
Like Mbappe, like he just does what he does.
Messi is a God.
Like Messi's like, it's not even a comparison, bro.
Messi can make everyone on his team better.
Mbappe cannot.
That is the difference, bro.
Messi can make everybody on his team better.
Mbappe cannot.
There's no player that he's even close, bro.
He's just a real difference, man.
It's a real difference.
Doing the whole like Ron's FNC,
asking me what's Micky this and that.
I'm like, people genuinely like-
You know what, bro?
I'm gonna get tacos with rice
and I'm gonna get chicken.
Chicken tacos.
Should I just, should probably do beef tacos
or do they just do chicken?
Should probably do beef tacos or just do chicken?
So what do you mean?
Of course, that's a healthy like food.
Oh, they do beef.
They do steak.
Wait chat, is Chipotle steak the best?
Bro, beef, chat, steak or beef baracola?
What's better?
Fast food, healthy, nice one.
No, it's not.
No, no, no, no, no, that's not what it said.
I didn't say fast food, healthy.
I said it's Chipotle chicken rice.
It's not that bad.
You guys think the steak is better, huh?
I've actually, I'm not kidding, chat.
I've never had Chipotle steak.
Okay, white rice or brown rice chat?
I feel like y'all are gonna say brown rice.
I think brown rice might be a little better.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Our chat got steak tacos.
I'm about to call offy in like 15 minutes.
Yup.
Great, I don't think I'll spoil it.
I think you and your chat should experience that first hand.
I assumed you've seen Venner.
You haven't, you have never watched Venner crash house?
No, can I get like a link or something like that?
Like I don't have like a recommendation.
Yeah, let me, let me, let me, let me try and cook something. I won't say. Let me try and find something for you.
Uh, Renaldo is better. Yo, can you explain, like, I understand you're probably just rage baiting.
Can you explain one thing Renaldo does better than Messi outside of headers and free kicks?
Name one thing. Name one thing. Headers and free kicks, which nowadays, honestly, I don't even care.
I don't even care. Messi's free kick is more consistent than Ronaldo's.
Name one thing Ronaldo does better than Messi other than headers. Please tell me.
Name one thing.
Finishing. Messi has better finishing than Ronaldo.
Mogging. I don't care about mogging.
Better hair. I don't care about hair. Six pack. I don't care about six pack.
Messi has better finishing than Ronaldo.
So Ronaldo is better at headers and what else?
Pens? Okay, let's actually ask Bernard.
Let's see who's more accurate from Pens. Let's see who's more accurate.
Who has a better pen percentage?
Hey Bernard, how's it going? Who's more accurate on penalty kicks?
Not free kicks, penalty kicks.
Messi or Ronaldo?
When it comes to penalties, Ronaldo has historically had a slightly higher conversion rate. He's
generally been known for his confidence and reliability from the spot. Messi's record
is also good, but he's missed a few more high pressure ones, so the consensus leads
toward Ronaldo being slightly more accurate overall.
Okay, now what about free kicks? Who has a higher conversion rate on free kicks? Messi
or Ronaldo?
When it comes to free kicks, Messi generally has the edge.
Over the years, he's become renowned for his precision and consistency in scoring from
direct free kicks, whether curling around walls or finding the top corner.
Ronaldo, though once very feared for his knuckleball technique, hasn't kept up the same conversion
rate.
So, if you're talking free kicks, Messi is typically more clinical.
So Messi has more accuracy from the free kick, Ronaldo has more accuracy from the pence,
which is why his name is Penaldo.
Yeah, I guess some people like to joke about that nickname, but honestly, both are brilliant
in their own ways.
Ronaldo's penalty consistency is a big weapon, and Messi's finesse with free kicks is a whole
other art form.
They've each got their signature magic.
Okay, Bernard, does Ronaldo have any aspect of his game other than penalty kicks in headers
that he does better than Messi?
Any aspect?
Oh, absolutely.
Ronaldo's athleticism and physical explosiveness are often unmatched.
His speed, especially in his prime, his sheer power, and even his longevity and maintaining
top form for so long are often cited.
Plus, his off-the-ball movement.
Wait, Bernard, Bernard shut the fuck up, Bernard shut the fuck up.
Did you just say Ronaldo maintained top form longer than Messi?
Is that what you just said to me?
Hey, no worries, let's keep it cool.
I'm not saying one outlasted the other overall.
Both have had insanely long pigs.
I just meant Ronaldo's physical durability and his ability to stay at the top for so
many years is often praised.
Just like Messi.
You just said, to my face,
Ronaldo has stayed at the top of his game longer than Messi.
I see how that could have come across.
No, that's not what I was going to say.
That's what you said.
Messi has five goals at the World Cup right now.
Ronaldo has zero.
That's right.
Messi really had a special run in that last World Cup,
didn't he?
No, this World Cup, like right now, like what's happening?
Today he scored a brace against Austria,
where you're not watching.
Bernard, Messi is literally the equivalent of longevity.
Like if you look up longevity on Google,
Messi should show up as the first image.
What do you mean, Ronaldo stayed at top form longer
than Messi, are you fucking stupid?
Hey, no need to get worked up.
I misspoke if that's how it sounded.
Yeah, no, don't backtrack, don't backtrack, bro.
Of course you're a CR7 dick writer.
Because I literally hate you, Bernard, and we've disagreed about literally everything.
For two years, of course, you're a CR7 dick rider.
It makes perfect sense, bro.
It literally makes perfect fucking sense.
Fuck you, Bernard.
CR7 maintained top form longer than Messi.
Are you crazy?
Are you insane?
Ronaldo is finished!
Messi's going to win back to back World Cups as the leading gold scorer.
Ronaldo is finished!
Hey, I hear you. You're passionate about Messi and I respect that. We don't have to agree on everything. They've both had incredible careers.
Question Bernard, who's the oldest player to ever win a Golden Boot at a World Cup?
The oldest player to ever win the Golden Boot at World Cup is Davos Shuka from Croatia.
He achieved this during the 1998 World Cup at the age of 30 years and 196 days.
So Bernard, there is a player named Lionel Mati who's on track to achieve the Golden
Boot at 38.
What is your thoughts on that?
on that. I mean, if messy, we want to talk about longevity. We want to talk about being in top form.
Golden boot at 38. Do you realize no one's ever going to break that right?
Redar, like I know you're fucking stupid and it's like, I guess your bit. Do you realize if messy
wins golden boot at 38 in the World Cup, no one will ever break that record in the history of
civilizations, bro. You understand that, right? Do you realize how crazy that is?
I get it. If that happens, it's monumental. I'm not downplaying it at all. If he does,
it'll just be one more chapter in his already historic career. And hey, I'm right here to
witness the craziness with you. So Bernard, Messier, Ronaldo, just say the
name. They're both all time great. No, no, you got to pick one. Messier, Ronaldo. Say
it right now Bernard. Alright, since you're pressing me messy, both are phenomenal but
messy's magic on the ball is just something else. Okay, thank you. Hey, all done here.
Mogged in with statistics and facts. You know, you can always chat like, facts don't care
about your feelings. You can always just like, just wither out stats and facts bro. Literally
man you can all like bro chat you can always do this bro always bro I didn't
gaslight him and I didn't press him no I didn't gaslight or press him
ass rock
all right let's ask Grop
Grop, messi, messi or an auto
whoa, you want me to mess up my order?
no
right, how about I start with dessert first
chocolate cake, then maybe some fries
and top it off with a soda
how's that for a mess?
what's your go-to weird food order?
no, not, oh my fucking god
fucking god uh hold up just wait one second one second
got it take your time i'm right here
okay okay okay listen listen please listen messy or ronaldo please
ronaldo man's a machine athleticism mentality and those clutch moments
Messi's a wizard with the ball, but I got a ride with CR7. Who you got?
Do you realize, um, just how fucking stupid you are, Brock?
Haha. Ouch. All right. Hit me. What's the dumbest thing I've said? I'm ready to hear it.
You just said Ronaldo is better than Messi with a straight face.
Like, are you like, are you rage baiting? Do you watch football? Do you read statistics?
Do you care about anything?
Alright fair shot. Look,
Ronaldo's got the edge in raw goals.
973. Yeah, that's what every oh my God.
That's what every dumb fan says.
You realize he has more goals
because he has more matches played,
right? Because he's had a longer career.
You realize Messi averages more goals
and assists per game than Ronald.
Do you even understand what I'm saying?
You're right.
Messi does edge him out in goals per game across careers.
About 0.78 to Ronaldo's 0.74.
Assist 2, Messi sits at 0.37 per game,
Ronaldo's 0.21.
That's a big gap in creation.
But Ronaldo's 900 club goals and insane longevity still hit different for me.
Numbers say Messi's the more complete attacker though.
Can't lie.
What so let me let me say this
What is Ronaldo's longevity though?
What is it because right now it no I'm talking what is Ronaldo's longevity?
Because when he was 37 he got benched at a World Cup and they lost
When Messi was 38, which is right now. He has five goals at a World Cup. So what is the longevity? Can you explain that to me?
Longevity is playing at the highest level deep in...
I know what mother f**k!
I know what longevity means as a word.
Explain CR7's longevity on how it's better than Messi's.
It's not better.
You're right.
Messi's proving it right now at 38.
I was wrong.
Thank you.
So you think Messi's better?
Yeah, I do.
Messi's the better player.
You won me over.
Two for two.
Chat, anybody else want to debate?
Two for two, y'all.
Anybody else want to debate?
Two for two.
Is Lacey warming up?
Oh my God, it's about to start.
Chat, like, anybody else want to debate, bro?
be anybody. Gun to head type shit.
Thank you bro. I'm glad y'all see you by the way bro. Alright bro is all see
ready to call or what what son you are not clicks what is this fucking spawn
keeping
change run warming up to as lacy and around warming up famous not gonna
happen you're not gonna beat me I'm playing with the program come on I'm
I'm locked in.
You've got it done now.
Bro, I'm locked.
11 games?
That'd be disgusting.
I'm better than Klicks too, so it's like, I'm not worried.
Okay, I will say this again, indefensive Klicks.
I feel like I need to do this.
You do know there was a grand as where Klicks and Venom
actually were in first place after day one, right?
They were in the lead after six games.
Wait, Ron said he's better than Klicks?
That's cap, right?
Like maybe in his prime, maybe.
maybe. Ron said he's better than Klicks.
Accusations of a specific World Cup champion apparently getting a team to go destroy it
for him.
Stay on guard, Booga.
There was a, but I never actually believed the whole Booga thing though.
I never believed that it was Booga, but it was Xyphus, Xyphus not destroying the vending
machine, but I've seen this a million times in Xyphus defense because Klicks was just
There was farming there after surge, their game was way worse.
As soon as they destroyed the vending machine, it ruined Clixoal's strategy and they had
a better tourney.
But a lot of people said it was targeted.
I don't know why, I don't even know where that rumor came from, Jack.
I don't know where that rumor came from that like Booga was involved.
I was really hearing it.
Is that it?
But yeah.
But Clixo...
Pele clears Messi.
Here's the thing about Pele, bro.
Rest in peace to the legend, first off.
Pele played in a different era.
You can't compare Pele and Messi.
It's like, that's why I always say with Jordan LeBron, you can't compare Jordan LeBron because
they played in different eras, bro.
But what you can do is you can compare Ronaldo and Messi, right?
They played in the same era.
They played against each other multiple times.
We know the stat.
Messi's beat Ronaldo more times than Ronaldo's beat Messi.
Messi's won more ballon doors than Ronaldo.
Messi averages more goals per game than Ronaldo averages.
Messi performs better internationally than Ronaldo does.
It just beats him in every stat.
The only stat that actually matters that Ronaldo beats Messi in
is Ronaldo's one more UCL than him, which is a team stat.
It's a team statistic.
Individual stats messy wins every single one man every single individual stat. So you can't compare it like it's just
You can never replace him. We will never replace him. You can't replace messy brown period
The two of you guys stop pulling unknown random kid. This is like disrespect. Oh my god
No, it's fine. So much this ready this is your team around now watch this watch the face
This is a really rough day though, like this actually could not be a worse time for you Jinxing and shit to be paying attention to Fnatic.
I genuinely feel bad for him.
I can't believe I've gone to the point where I'm looking more forward to watching Wes than Central.
You know Wes was like absolutely joke.
Like it still is kind of a joke now, but it was a meme to pretend you cared about it.
What is Clicks playing?
What is Clicks playing?
Do you have one in Central?
Should we watch that?
Wait, but I thought Ron was playing...
Oh, West is after. West is after.
Hey joint culture. I'm not in the call. I got to get added to the call to join it
I'm not in it. I'm not in it. I'm not in it. I got to get added. I'm not in the call
And I don't like I think Ron's about to go blue van on
Wait, let me pull up your stream. Oh, but yeah, you
Let's see what your little black pussy looks like that's a that's a cute little black pussy
Okay, he's actually adorable. I'm allergic to cats that I know me
Little dude right here. Okay. I was pretty depressed, you know, I was very sad and I needed like a friend
So I went to I went to a place and I found a great cat that really liked me, but it was like skittish
They would always run away
So I went to another place and the only cat that came up to me was burger
And it was basically like he was clawing at the cage to come with me blah blah blah and I don't know bro
I just I always wanted a black cat and
The rest has been history bro. He revived my career
And that's actually unbelievably wholesome. I was waiting to take a weirdos turn knowing you yeah
Yeah, I was just sweet and wholesome. There's nothing strange. Well
Yeah, I'll be honest with you, bro
If burger might be my genuinely like genuine greatest investment ever like he was a hundred dollars and he revived my career
Let me see if I have a phone. You asked for God. Holy shit. Okay. I want to talk to you really quickly
I believe GC was during the call. Yeah, bro. Yeah, that's me. I make the one say yeah
I can defend I can defend you to him now. I can do you know, I got you. I got you chat Norway is
beating Senegal
Not a bad shout, kid.
I'm trying to find a photo of Burger.
Alright.
Yo, yo.
So how old's Burger then?
Burger?
I don't even know to be honest with you.
Oh, shit.
But look, look at my statue.
61, 170, 190, 190, 190, 190.
Oh, channel.
Look at this fucking cat.
I don't think so.
Look at this, bro.
Look at this hit, look at this hidden media right here, chat.
It's his burger when he first
Okay, well to me
Only cat clawing at this. Okay, that is cute. Damn
Have you like and this cat's not like bless this shit, right? You spoiled that. I've been any
Yeah, bro, I give him like a iPad to order door-dash whenever he wants
Got an automatic feeder
Oh my god. Yeah, I like that. We're talking about how a cat saved runs courage. You see
Would have never been a thing. Yeah, dude, so burger was one burger was 100 bucks
burger was a hundred dollars and he made me millions
yeah so yeah no it can't I know burger get the fuck away from me when I'm
walking you understand me bro Ron this is not work bro I wanted to ask you dude
what is your goals with like fortnight man like what's your goal right now bro
what are you trying to do don't ever come into a calling disrespect the king
like that okay that's number one bro I've seen that what you said shit talk
what the fuck do you mean what are my goals what the fuck do you think are my
goals bro I want to win win what do three best on a Tuesday yeah yeah you
just come in just a hate like no I just want to know like no I'm gonna make a
post bro I'm gonna make a tweet right now same shit low sweeted brother this
is disrespectful man no bro I just want to know like are you trying to do FNCS
grants like what do you want to do yes I'm gonna try to win bro and I'm gonna
win another championship for my city.
Also you could, Ron compete in FNCS right now?
I think, I mean if he plays with like someone like as good as Aak and like actually plays
HWIG, yeah he'll make grand for sure.
West is like, some of these pros like Aak could, I mean they're just back to Lacey,
Aak could solo make grand on West probably.
He wouldn't win it, but he would probably qualify for it.
Like that kid is a freak.
If you get a good Aak player on West, they have, they have a lot of things.
So who could, who could dead Aak play with me without getting paid?
Just maybe I'll host them or maybe they just want a chance, like a T-Fu scope type of thing.
You know what I'm saying? Like, is there anyone out there that would just give me a chance?
If you scurr-
I mean, you can really get someone from Central.
I mean, okay, this sounds kind of crazy,
and I'm just gonna be disrespecting one of your go-friends, Paper.
But Vic's currently playing with Paper.
And Paper's only locked in like that.
And Vic is, like, arc.
So a lot of people have been saying that Vic needs a teammate.
Like, he was gonna play with Queezy, and then Queezy's playing with someone else, so like,
Vic might be on the cards. I'm sorry to Paper.
But, I think that-
Yo, give me anyone?
I will- I will-
Bro, I will raid you.
I'll give you subs.
Maybe even give you a chance to join core. You know what I'm saying. Hey, I'm jinx. He raised you maybe one of these days just someone
Someone bro, I didn't change your life
Asian Jeff run
No, no, you know you know you're about it. You're disrespect. Yeah, this is disrespect
What did I say that was bad and I this is disrespectful, bro
Hey, you're actually disrespectful as fuck, bro. I'm about to start drinking because of you. I'm not I open up a mic
I'm not even kidding wasn't Jeff like turned up Aussie. Can you back me ever was a Jeff good in this prime?
Much of a troll bro. I'm trying to win. Yeah, no too much. Okay competitively
I'm gonna be honest not super crazy
But like in certain game was in creative like boxfights and shit Jeff was actually crazy as fun
But that's like that's like being like insanely good at like freestyling in rock league right and then saying oh
He should like go pro in threes. It's that kind of vibe. You know. Yeah, okay. Yeah, Jeff hasn't really
I don't know what Jim's best placement actually is when it comes to competitive. He's made some grands and stuff, but
He's make he's makey as shit, but he's also huge troll. But Ron could find someone. I didn't want to find someone
So chat
He will eat it for sure. I'm like a demon. I just need a goad at IGL. I'm telling you bro
I'm a different being on this game, bro
I'm like
Like I don't even know what to compare myself. I'm like Steph Curry of this game, bro
Like dead serious. I don't know NBA. I'll give it to you very so why not?
Okay, I'll see
I'll see what percentage of this game is mechanics and then what percentage of the game is actually like strategy
I'll tell you bro. I'll tell you from a real breath
This game has nothing and I don't care what anybody says in the world anybody in the world
I don't give a fuck who you are if it's Peter Bob if it's fucking quote-on-quote
quote jinxie I don't care who you are well this game is all about aim it has
nothing to do with mechanics okay aim and smart when you one run okay run one
he's not wrong because the servers used to fucking suck and everyone was mad
laggy but you can actually fly in grand now like Pete will courted at one pumps
on finals cold will fucking clicks is nobody's doing that to me they do these
guys moving brands back in the day of the service with dog shit you are right
But now I don't know if I agree with that one dude. Somebody's guys in grand squad.
Bro, who are you feeling right now?
Nobody? Who am I feeling like?
It's called confidence. I'm not a sorry little like soy boy, bro. You understand me?
Like, I'm fucking him. I don't want to be it anymore. I just want to be him.
Wait, Chilson. Chilson.
Chilson's been taking fucking L's right now. I'm trying to like...
Dude.
I feel bad for Chilson right now, man. You guys have come at the worst time
where genuinely all these kids didn't watch for anymore are going to think Chilson's being some shit.
Like, Chilson's being...
win this game. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. What places to get right now? Uh, seven hundred
eight years. I don't know how many people. No, this is the, this is the worst tournament
placement I've seen from clicks in years. But isn't, isn't Vino good? Yes. Vino is the
current reigning FNCS champion. It's, but it's again, like everyone's going to call
me a clicks dick right on coping. It's really bad. Look, but I swear to God, clicks has
being good it's a really bad couple months for clicks and this is all gonna
make it so much worse I would say okay so I would say this to my chat jc's when
we were streaming I didn't talk about clicks like at all this dude was in
first after a day one grand finals over the last like year like what two years
ago so like this is like saying he's still good at siege role like this is like
eight years ago like second in a grand like a year ago literally a year ago he
He came second to Peter what's coming in?
I mean, no, bro, they always want a random Japs, please.
What is it?
Yeah, but I'm not even jabbing, though.
You want FNCS.
Like I have respect.
I have respect.
Thank you, bro.
What's going on with clicks, bro?
He's played this game his whole life.
Can you just win like, come on, just win it.
Go actually just win it, bro.
I don't care about he did that and did this and came there and was here and then almost
that.
Just win the goddamn thing, bro.
for the love of straw rice.
Win it, bro, win it.
You know how these things oughta win though?
Okay, so the only way you win right now,
if you don't have a Kono PitaBot on your team,
is you need Venor to have like the greatest day
in Fortnite history.
Like Venor is the day, bro.
Like Venor is the day, bro.
I'm the greatest day in Fortnite history, bro.
No, he's washed!
He's not going!
Put me in the edit whenever he wins, bro.
I don't care, bro.
I'm your friend.
I'm the biggest hater, bro.
Like, I just wanna see you win.
Jixi, before you joined, I told Ozzy.
Kixus told me it's his year
Since I was 17 years old, I'm turning 20 fucking four!
Like, like brother, I've heard this for years!
I wish I could say it wrong.
I mean, I'm right there with you bro, trust me.
So what is it man?
Is it the X factor?
Is it the clutch factor?
Okay, right now, well right now,
Clix, I will say this for years,
Clix is like the biggest swing when he's off zero ping.
So right now today he's not on zero ping,
Which is just like, Clicks does not play good off 0P.
Most bros take him off from like 0-50 ping, they'll be worse, but they're signing back, Clicks is playstyle.
But normally, over the last like year, it's just in the clutch, man.
Like in the clutch moments, like it's just, it's not even that Clicks does bad, it's just other people like P do better, bro.
Like, there's just been 15 people in the back clutch.
He needs a competitive advantage to win.
See, like, this is why my FNCS was the best FNCS.
I'm trying to tell you guys, like-
You did it squads motherfucker, what do you mean?
It's like half BGs and half FUIs, what are you talking about?
Did they ever replay squads after that? No, because they knew it was the hardest shit ever and it doesn't make sense to run it again.
About the end of the line, it wasn't the squads because it was bad.
Bro, they didn't replay squads because it was the laggiest shit and it was the hardest game ever. I'm true.
Right, I'm true. Is there a website where we can see your team's kills and stuff? Is there a website?
Someone can go find it.
So I'm trying to think, I don't think any of the leaderboards will actually have the breakdown of individual kills and like Kinsen stuff didn't exist then right Chad?
How do we find the kills to each person God?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're gonna find the only God.
3-2.
But it's a numbers game, no?
Because like, okay.
If there's 3-0s, there's 3 FNCS champions.
If there's squads, there's 4.
If there's duos, there's 2.
If there's only 2.
If there's solos, there's 1.
That is true.
That is true.
Well, I'm just in solace and I'm off the water, sadly.
Wait, I just got banned and what?
Actually, she just got banned on Twitch?
Is this the greatest day of my life?
What?
Oh, fuck.
His account doesn't show up when you look it up.
That means he is banned.
What did he get banned right now?
Now all the juicers are here.
Oh, guys, keep this emo shit out of my chat.
We're watching Fortnite.
This is way cool.
What are you talking about?
These are the cool kids out there.
We're all watching Clint's play Fortnite.
Okay, we got there for what DMCA copyright. Oh, is it yeah, it's almost like I literally are no, I told agent
I didn't tell XTC. I told agent
Wait, but okay
Yeah, what was he watching
What was XQC doing look my head look my head was it highlights highlights
wait okay all right let me be honest here that's that's not fair that's not
fair because I got a copyright strike but he got a ban that's not fair not
fair because I only got a copyright strike wait was it his third copyright
strike was it a third your max not I went to copyright school I did everything
oh he already had to okay then it's fair then it's fair then it's fair because
okay if you already had to then yes yes yes okay the only two that's fair
like it's just getting on the same pro who's doing good if you really want like
let me look at me look at me the one I'll tell you you know we'll get you a
pro let me just take the n a sensually boy there's probably someone who's already
like basically it looks like he's not gonna play maybe good oh yeah I have a
question about like FNCS so there's west and central but grand is a land
every time right no no grand is grand is regional and then there's a land at the
end so like but if you win a west if you win a west grand isn't that just a
Mickey well yeah like compared to a central for show yeah that's so counts
Why does he click just flat at California with Vino?
I think it's enough money for a flight.
It's a rumor I heard.
Pull it back a minute.
So Brad, what do you say?
No one's going to respect it.
Like no one's going to actually respect it.
It won't be.
So the canada just did that.
You know what I'm saying?
He just went to Western 1 because he had no teammates on Central.
And he called to land.
Like it was smart for him.
And everyone's still disrespecting him.
He said he's like dog shit and stuff.
Like he came back to Central and everyone pretended like he didn't go and win.
Wait.
Why is he actually doing something?
He's doing something.
He's doing something.
He's doing something.
I've got to get my tacos.
I have a chocolate.
It's doing something! It's doing something! Hold on!
Oh, fuck.
Is that a 4 kills, right? Come on. Lucky number.
Triple low down.
I reckon we can drop.
That's too nice.
Prove me wrong right now. I'm your biggest hater, bro.
Prove me.
Oh, me, oh.
No, it's fine.
First of all, let's watch this in the box.
Fucking tree! I can't fucking claim my lair!
I fucking cut them off originally, but I can't fucking continue because I'm stocking this straight and it's a fucking 50 here.
Do I? Venos mental is looking good for you guys though. He's coming in motivated.
Wait, they're on match 10 out of 11?
Yeah, you're starting on time bro, you got this.
Bro, I'm actually low key, like I don't want to be that guy chat, but I'm praying to die off spawn right now.
Yo guys, go stream site Pimbra.
Okay, okay.
So, there's no skill based matchmaking in Div 1, that's what makes it even worse.
Like anyone in Div 1 can, that's the problem.
I'm not excited to watch this event. Okay, I feel like you actually kind of need to get Venom yelling a bit
I think he's gonna cut him so mad. I want to see I want to see him angry like I want to see him mad
Okay, it's like I want to see him fucking angry. Okay, so show good luck. Ladies. Good luck, bro
Wait, Lays is playing. Yeah, he's gonna try to qualify. Oh shit. Who's he playing with? I
Don't know
Hell friend man. You like left him don't even like know he's playing with his shit. That's fine
Okay, no actually I was in but that's actually Matt Holston dude. No one lays then you like doing lays go way back
That's crazy. I remember playing switch ups dude. That's why and he was playing playing arena with fucking
Arab back in the day. That's how I remember lays in the dude who played arena with Arab
He was funny shit, too
I kind of he's now him. Yes went far. Okay. This is your potential do it here
Right if you watch in the screen share or if you want to watch this stream. It's a bit of a
Let me see if this is your potential do it right here. It's a little clicks dies
This is the guy this can you know?
They kind of looks like me
Yeah
Yeah, okay. So you haven't heard of pops. You don't know who pops is
Pops. Yeah pops. You know who pops is in the fortnight context
Okay pops is Vic's dad and he is one of the funniest motherfuckers on planet Earth a lot of people dislike him
So, Vic, because Vic is like the quietest kid ever, but his dad is so loud.
Like his dad is like rage-baiting, jumping like that.
Wait, wait, wait.
If his dad, the one that I watch Factsity, argue with, and he's like, my son is the
greatest player in the world.
Yes, yeah, that's Pops.
So that is who you would be dealing with if you are playing with Vic though.
But Pops is the greatest player.
So he actually got to deal with his dad?
I mean, a little bit.
But his dad's great, bro.
I fucking love his dad.
He does just want the best for his son.
Yeah, Vick's a quiet-ass kid but his dad kind of doesn't look talking for him with some people love some people hate
You know, but he's crazy shit. Vic is nice. This kid is the truth
So this is who you think he would drop paper
I
Don't want to speak for he's just moved to Dallas, Europe being there was the problem
But if he was still on West 1 million percent like without a doubt in my mind a hundred percent
But it's also like I don't know maybe his dad wouldn't want him to his dad is really locked in on like him being like
But is his dad, wait, so, okay, so his dad thinks he's the greatest, how good is this
kid actually?
He's really fucking good.
Like a scale from like one to Peterbot to stable run auto, how good is he?
Okay, wait, wait, wait, you said one and then wrong, are you the one or is like?
Like one to Peterbot to wrong.
Like for me, Peterbot to, yeah.
Okay, so, okay, so there's one which is like shit and then five is paid and you're 10?
Like on a scale of like that?
Yes, yes.
I mean, I'm giving him like a solid like eight.
He's good, bro.
He's really good.
Like he is genuinely insane.
So he's made the last lands and stuff.
So, okay.
If you didn't hear about like the Peterbot land, like last Peterbot,
like land where Peter struggled.
It was big, bro.
Vic, Vic's the one who did it, man.
He, he has to hold.
He clipped Peter land.
Yeah.
Well, okay.
So he didn't have a drill spot of land.
He like cooked up a strategy or yo, I'm telling him.
Uh, no.
Are you on a connect floor?
What the fuck?
Did I might change?
No, you're good.
How are you complaining about that Mike what the fuck?
No, bro guys can someone tell Jinxie just do me a big favor girl go to his chat records app
Can you get up to unbend XTC? That's my friend, bro
No, hit it bro. Hit it. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. No the thing, bro
No, it's done. It's time. We leave ball Ryan 22
Yes, this kid's drunk he doesn't like he could he could be game on a land
That's what started like Peter's openly said Victor V is literally the reason why he did that land
He's actually said that Vic shitting on him game one is what killed all his momentum and made him dead land
He's literally said that exact sentence. That's humble
Vicks fucking a demon bro and no offense paper hasn't been like that crazy like everyone in my chat every time they open up
This I guess why is Vic playing on paper? I don't mean to paper, but that is the
The thought right now say it like he could go and click this shit. There's no way he died. Yeah, don't play
No, he's good. He's so he's fine. Oh, I got one guy. I got one guy
Oh god, yeah, we're kind of going to do the ball bro. He needs to make top 100
He needs 700 points between today and tomorrow he needs God on his side is what he needs
It's yeah, so it's 350 points roughly each day. Jaycee does that's like a yes did one cup from mr. Beast house
Yeah, he's a mr. Beast HQ. He went to film the video mr. Beast
There's some standing like I was telling
about I think he should honestly just
this week we should just like this week.
I'm crashing what?
Well I feel like okay okay here we go
okay wait a second okay wait Ron do you
want to hear the stats from your grand
finals? Yes I do let's hear it.
This is the next NCS team but I'm putting
him on him so he's not gonna lie so the
statement is I checked and Ron got like
five or six out of 44 kills in grants.
That's literally a lie.
That is absolutely that is absolutely that is absolutely a lot
Right
That's a lot so quick on that. That's one third of the estimated probability
So how much ever knows how
Yo, you were like fucking like Rainman and I was like IGL on this, I was like 70% of
the other skills, god damn it.
No, he would have definitely, no, I'm not 100% like 70% of that kills, that's kind
of expected.
How did you go back and count, did Flixy just go back and watch Grains and count that shit?
That's like, I respect that.
No, Flixy, you're the goat, bro, run, you have 9% of your team skills.
Wait, wait, wait, guys, what is this rig about?
and ten Ben oh one in fucking seven eleven really your dog should you see
you're never gonna be a pro ever again you're never even a pro to begin with
don't ever disrespect the king up like you are bad at the game well like okay
don't get me there yet but here's the thing bro
here's the thing run I was never pro buddy like I was never a pro dude I was
console pro okay I played console that's not even a thing that's not even a
Okay, I played console okay all the kids I played against are in pro league okay sure
Notice how you said you played against kids. I played against men
Every kid that was shitting on me is a current fucking bro. So whatever call me one bro. I went one in ten
But but I was on a hard support role and have to unlock game of my life hard support. You didn't know that means
Hard support brother. I am the support you understand me
Bro, it wasn't for me unknown wouldn't know what to do you wouldn't know where to build you wouldn't know what to build
He wouldn't know what to shoot he wouldn't know what to aim at he wouldn't know anything bro
I was the fucking go to understand me
I literally was like kids are gonna remember me like when this game's all said and done and there's like a
Raps where all the jerseys are hung up and all the headsets and the controllers are hung up and the mouse and keyboards are hung up
My fucking headset is gonna be hung up on the rafters
you understand me yes bro because of your legendary moments streaming the
game bro not because you won an FNCS grand single-handedly unknown army did
that bro bro I looked up roar in my chat unknown it was like the best player at
that time bro he was like the best controller player at that now now now
ask me now now riddle me this why do you keep all your twitch revenue when 80%
but this deserves to go to Sombin, trick or fangio.
Now riddle me that, fuck you!
In Ron's defense, no one wanted to play with Undone,
he was right about that though.
That he ended up being the truth,
but Ron kind of gave him a chance.
But yes, Undone Army had in my opinion,
like the second best prime in the history
for what I have behind Peterbot,
that motherfucker was-
Second best ever?
Yes.
Trey Thanos.
Dude, he, what?
Is that weird?
I like that much.
Okay, okay.
Dude, that was good.
Is that a crazy chat? That's good to be it, right?
I feel like that's not even that debated.
Under Nami, some of Nami's is better than Pete.
Like that one season of unknown was actually potentially better than Pete, as well as some people say.
He was like, he would kill everyone.
He'd look at some and they'd just fucking die.
Everyone was scared for it.
Like, me and unknown were like Madusa, bro.
People looked at us and they were terrified.
Like, this is a true story.
They'd be like, oh shit, it's wrong.
Do you actually want to know the lore? How he's like, I don't know.
Oh, these are laughing. No, come on.
You know what's crazy yeah, he's laughing because he's makes unknown as a watch out. Yeah, I think bro
You know how I met on the island?
I was playing duo world cup of my IRL and unknown like there's a guy that was just chasing me the whole game and
It was unknown bro like it was the crazy shit
He just he dropped like 30 kills or something like that in an a world cup game, right?
It was disgusting. He was one of what like to what it was like less than four control plays actually called a world
He was one of them. Yeah, he called just a double quote
He was the I think it was the only control by the double quote
I only control by a double call and like one of like four control players that actually calls
He was running the fuck down
This is exactly what he needs to play with me, bro
I would have helped with it. I would have helped this creature here
Like maybe died like this is bad, bro. Yeah
Like you would you would want this for show like you would have won the last lane if it was you and there's one between classes, right?
All right, I'm gonna make a random guess is Peter like top three right now and this
Uh in the whole tournament. Yeah, I think that's what 340. Let's see. Where's yet?
Oh
He's doing the thing. No, most of them normally start can you get this?
Give it a rat. God damn it. He's in forth. He's in forth to be fair
Everyone's got way less point like holy shit. So let's do it doing pretty fucking well
Hey, if you want it, okay, it better is almost it. So what have they got two games left? Okay?
We go wait. This might be a chance run
Hey, boys, bro. They might die. They need to die die die
Get it off players
Wait, so I hate watching cuz Ron needs Venor to stop so they can actually play and these money games. Oh shit
Wait, please. Oh my oh shit. Oh no. Oh
No, oh no, he's got two jokes. He's got two jokes. Venor's got this. Don't worry. You'll do it never sell this watch this ready?
So Roger do us not even playing with you
And then you need me. Yo, there's all you do is just fucking
I'm out of my way to suck me off
Wait a second wait this is the way you're bouncing on me. I'm dead ass about to come. Sorry. Sorry
Jesus tell me that he doesn't have the motion with Delo. Delo just doesn't know who he is.
Jesus doesn't have the motion. What the fuck do I have, bruh?
But he's like, OG4 has no one who doesn't know you. What?
I'm just a fucking burger out here.
You never did anything with Delo.
Oh my god, they're getting keyed. Wait, they're getting keyed.
Oh, wait.
Oh my god. Yes! Yes, my demons! Take them out!
Am I boxed out?
Oh, oh my god, wait, calm down.
Oh my god!
Oh no! Wait, no. Oh no!
Is there even a reason for them to kill?
Is there even a reason? Like, no trouble.
It's a reciprocally revised.
I'm I'm dude. I'm saying it and it's just like I genuinely think he's just take the next few days off and just works on
EWC like it's not worth the mental stress of this
He's supposed to work up is so much more important than this right now
Wait, what if you know that I still don't want to play because he's mad
You probably got a better chance of Venom playing better if he's mad
I think Venom needs to get mad at this point hearing Venom not rage right now is actually gonna be more worried than anything
I need some I need some passion Chas that I think he's a man tonight. Can I dead ass be honest with you?
I texted Vino at 451. I said are we playing it said delivered today at 6.09
I just texted him I said you want a place bill it didn't get delivered did he block my number I
Mean he told everybody he's playing with the style of the stream. I think he plans to
We try calling him home. He's probably gonna run it down. You're gonna call him right now. Cue me to his last game
I mean, bro, it's just got a map, no
I
The both strategy I expected
Yeah, my phone was not going through this phone
We literally has you in his party you're chilling West opens with Ron Cohen you got this four-time FNCS champion
All right, I said come on chat. There's gonna be the 20-ball
I'm sending you a university invite right now. Oh
Oh
Yeah, I was gonna go to your class and everything wait Rob. What's Vino out?
Cueing his last game bro, dude, right? I have a five a bomb a bowl of popcorn watch your game
Are they going a different board?
They're going a different drop right this is you think you're a million spitting popcorn bro
What I'm gonna have it. Yes, I'm gonna have that you know going in real life
Wait, you know looks mad
Yeah, it's Vino Mad at Clicks. Vino is mad at life, and tends to be often.
It's not really any way to put it. I mean, I'm really don't...
So, Jiggs, you don't know much about Venom either. I've already put Ron on.
You don't know much about Venom's history? The first time I met him, it was with
speed and he was just screaming at us the whole time. Yeah, so you got the whole
picture. Was he good though? Like he was crazy as shit and then yelled at you, yeah?
Yeah, I don't know where to chat. What do we do? 2v2 or something?
Yeah, I mean that sums it up. You go to basically a perfect summary of NA. Oh, we had Peter bottom our team
Yeah, yeah, we we had Peter bottom and he was with XQC and someone else in fact
Yeah, did you win? Yeah, we had Peter by every one
Okay, why am I testing? I look at this skull. Oh my god. They're gonna die. I'm gonna run away
I'm not like I'm praying that they die right now
This is my day as a hater, bro. I'm ready to play
Think it's as far from the drop, but they don't know this PY at all. I don't think
Is that a fucking running tucky chat? Oh my god
She kind of looks like a duck for that. Oh, dude. The lore of this PY is there's basically a crack-selling duck that like owns this PY
I'm not even kidding
Like they make jokes about it the duck that like owns this PY is like very Aussie Aussie
Was the they have any duck do's or no
I don't want to change no
What no no that I
That's cinema right there. That's good jokes right there. That kind of looks like a duck for Thanos
What is this Thanos shit Ron, what does that even mean a
A toy for Thanos duck for that. I don't get it. How's that funny? What is the joke?
Doc a toy
Can't you take me?
Bad
This is your drop by the way Ron this makes me make you drop
He's gonna want the hunting rifle. This is where you have to learn this PY in the next 30 seconds, okay?
What?
You'll have a drop map kid. Oh my god
Yeah, man, you're just a hater at my table with dinner with success right now
Do you understand?
You are the worst dumb biggest hater in the world
Alright bro chill, it's a bad day. Well, it was a bad week, right?
Well, bad year, bad three years, bad six years, bad seven, actually bad nine years, so it's a bad year
Bro, come on bro
He's gonna get it this year though
Sometimes you need
Sometimes you need
I do, I do
Sometimes you need
Yeah, sometimes you need haters for like bro imagine I think
One of his longest and most loyal friends to back him up. I don't know maybe it's me
Well, I mean honestly, I just want him to die second player right now. Be honest
Yeah, yeah, if this is like FNCS though, surely you're like you're gasping up. Yes, it's good. It's like a shitty
I'm gonna watch FNCS and I'm gonna go clicks when he's in grand finals. That's my man's but right now
Okay, this is what I said in my chat earlier
So Jinx you keep like you don't want to watch reload and stuff
But are you guys watching the eSports World Cup next week the qualifiers it will actually be good
Yeah, it's been a bang. Yes, I'll watch it. Okay good
Okay, that's when you should watch because he's just kind of a little bit shit
But the finals on Sunday and that'll actually be sick. That's clicks his last chance to make land
That's the one where Pete said like if clicks had the chance make ladies gonna grief him like that one's gonna be
There's two landspots.
Whoa, he's vaping.
Yo, hi best.
I'm sorry, I just rewind and clip that.
He just vaped.
Yo, hi best, change my underwear.
Yo, hi best, change my diaper.
Yo, shut up, bro.
Wait, GX, your bat's at watch, dude.
I'm not gonna, you can do it,
vape counter if you want.
It's gonna be like 300 by the time this one would end.
He vapes while he plays.
He has like 15 at his desk.
He's done like, he showed his desk before
and there's like actually 15 on his desk.
Has he ever been jumped while he was vaping?
Like someone just pumped him?
The best ever good question actually
I would rate is for that level that happens frouched up and jumped it. I think that
Yes, this thing yes, that's happens
Gc does the exact same shit as you except he doesn't do cocaine in between games
Okay, so run use the thing the thing is that's annoying is you were at my house, bro
You could actually just debunk it all why are you playing a run on me?
So you want me to tell them? Yeah, let me debunk it when right next to your bed was baby oil
There was a honey pack on your desk. There was used baby oil. That was halfway empty
There was like a rhino pill if I'm not mistaken like that was all types. That was something on Joe Rogan's pot
Wait, hold on now. Hold on. This is your newer run. You told him this. No, I want him to die second play
This is good, maybe he's like vibe to be good now, maybe he'll be like super high can they even win though
The game, oh I think that's the game, maybe, I mean it's cool, can it be cool?
People have done it with a crazy day too, but he needs like, so that means tomorrow, if they die right now, then they need, what is that, like a 550 point day?
It's being done before, it's hard. If Klicks is at his normal setup, like Prime playing really good, sure, but if he's gonna be in Arkansas, no.
Did I hear that right 500 point game and they're at 156?
Me how?
It's not happening.
Cleeks and Higgs like go 500 plus points a lot of times.
I feel bad bro because I can't like I'm finally losing fucking battle here.
I'm really trying to like stuff, trying to give out like an actual representation of
where Cleeks is at like over the last six months but it's just yeah, maybe it's you guys, maybe
you guys will come back, maybe it's the pressure, maybe everyone's right.
key wrong I can see you coming back to competitive and dominating scene you were
one of the best mechanically skilled players in the game thank you bro what's
that guy's username the chat's moving too fast I lost already
why are we watching lacy though yeah lacy stuff yeah because it's a west
start of 15 minutes ago west overlap central by an hour JC that's why like
Ron City hit waiting for Venom to die so we can play with him so normally the
guys are so good on central they play for two hours and like already so far
above call they just go play west instead today is just I don't know what's
going on
probably can I play in this no bro you need to be good at the game okay you
need to get your rank up cuz like okay so Ron and lacy got the mickey like they
gave them their fortune events
sorry he scored twice score again
the noddles lowkey man milamiki bro now that I think about it Holland scored
twice again. Messi scored twice again today. He could have scored a hat trick. Is Ronaldo
on the brace of being, dare I say, retired, washed?
Bro, Ron, I'm gonna be honest. Ronaldo was washed right when he went to Al-Nasar, bro.
That was like two, three years ago. And your social security number's on Twitter.
You just...
Yeah, I'm gonna touch that one, bro. I would much rather sit here and talk about Pete versus
clicks than fucking Ronaldo I'm good on that I'll just have like the four-naked
Amy not every kid wait Dixie does 192.33.442 ring about because I think I
just saw your IP address my chat so why is clicks on playing with you roll what
happened with that I thought it was supposed to be you two clicks told me
that he's busy doing something else and he pissed on me at 3 a.m. last night yeah
bro he's probably just gonna like go to dinner with his girlfriend bro he's not
gonna play deep three West man my 120 charger but what he did he did say he did
say it was with mr. Beast and me with mr. Beast to be honest mr. Beast
mr. Beast yeah that's so I mean that's fair that's fair right that's what's a
bigger opportunity playing with stable or no auto or talking about like come on
Let's be right here.
I'm just gonna say come on man.
It's like dinner with Jay-Z or 500,000 but you're taking that fucking 500,000 which is
me bro.
But yes, you can play Jixi, like if you reached out to Epic with the person like I told you
about last night they can fix up the 14 events but I think you gotta get the rank though.
I think you gotta get to Gold or whatever, you gotta get to Gold.
Only Gold 3.
No, I don't want to play this.
I'd rather just jump into a locker and let kids punch me in the throat instead of playing
this.
Do you want to go back to high school buddy?
Come on.
Hey, Ron, do you want to say something earlier about the stream snipers with GC Watchin'
2?
Do you want it to open in fight or is that just for your chat and my chat?
What do you mean?
Can we talk about the stream snipers, like bring it, are we keeping that invite open
now with GC Watchin' or no?
Yeah, I'm going to just not tell them that.
I'm on a three minute delay when we play.
Okay, sure, sure.
Cool.
you like three minutes like before they think you do right now for me it's 8
25 p.m. okay cool cool cool big delay
I wanna fly
bro did you decided to be in there bro is it good to get back in there get your
feet wet yeah why aren't you warming up
why am i not warming up bro that world is my oyster you understand when i get
in that game i don't need to warm up i am warm
like you cannot yeah you can't like
Like I'm like stressing right now trying to explain this to y'all, bro.
Like, uh.
We might be dead here.
We got to look in.
This might be it, Ron.
You might be getting the call up right now, bro.
The crowd is cheering, dude.
They're on their feet right now.
This is about to be Ron walking out.
Yes, the problem man, I think.
They're screaming my name.
Stay bull.
Stay bull.
Why would I?
You guys got to stop this kid of beer shit.
Like no, I'm not drinking anywhere.
I'm done.
Nobody said that, bro.
You're just trying to drink.
Here we go.
Shifty's back beer beer beer 23 Blake bro grab a beer chat
I'm not no, I'm not drinking anymore. I'm done guys run
I want doing you doing you guys like tree or run run
I swear you got slammed off like one and a half Mike's hard like lemonade or whatever you are
You are you are the biggest my way that's great
That means like getting drunk cheap and easy, but you like we're gone. I was surprised
I'm not gonna lie people think I fake it
I genuinely drink maybe like once a year and it's like any type of alcohol, you know, it's crazy
I tweak off like five milligrams of edible to like five milligrams will make me like start seeing like the shadow man
Bruh, like I'll start seeing someone in my room like talking to me
Hey, that's okay. That's that's awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah
So did Lacey give this arca guy $40,000 for one weekend or a whole season?
What did he get the whole season the whole season all season so like $30,000 no jimmy
$40,000 plus raids after every time they play and he's giving him all the prize pool money
So they get first place and he wins like I don't know what is it $6,000 the kids getting all of it 50
Yeah, sure right yeah 50,000 on west and these motherfuckers get 10 grand each if they win the biggest one of the season
I'm saying!
Oh, dude this is really nice.
What am I trying to tell you man?
West is like...
So are the kids green so hard?
They're not playing for anything.
They don't care.
Oh 15 sorry 15 sorry 15 I got a 10.
Wait so it's West of a small pitch?
There's West of a smaller pitch?
West of a smaller pitch more than like Central?
Wait so...
You've got to work out your job at low key.
Yeah, no.
They base the prize pool off the player base and West is still too high.
Like that's actually still too high for West if you use like the way they do other regions.
I'm not trying to be weird.
You should see OCEs, guys.
When is the FNCS Grands for West? When is that? Like in a week or two?
No, no, no, no.
No, it's like a month. It's like the end of next month.
Well, I can't wait to compete with West.
They're about to go on a two-week break. You know that, right, JC?
Like, Epic's about to, like, literally go on break for two weeks.
There's no tournaments. Like, nothing happens for two weeks, right?
Your tournament is the only thing on during the break at this point.
So, we mean, JC's tournament is the only thing wrong.
But this thing's just sounds like a nightmare for this art guy. I mean at least not but he no I know it's
Training leases not practicing with him or proud like it's just he has to do everything
So do you know do you know what happened to our class? He's in there? No
Okay, so I was like one of the day he was the favorite to win West
He was like one of the best
He's been playing on central with canada and doing well him
We cannot a split because he couldn't go from west to central because of school and stuff
So he's playing West. He was the favorite to win epic
Deactivated his account because apparently he had like his dad's payment information instead of his or something
They deactivate his account. They said you're not banned. You can make a new account
But he couldn't play tournaments in time when he made a new account
So he basically got completely fucked out of the entire last season his teammate dropped him played with canada and then won the whole thing
And he just couldn't play so he missed out on last land and then now he's back
So at this point it's kind of like he's just playing like he kind of had no team options anyway
So lacy's just a great option
It'll be good for the money. It's great. Oh, please instead probably clicks this clutch by the way. Where's Mitch clis?
Like what am I watching? Why is he rebooting? He should just get out of here. No
He got storm sickness warning. Is he gonna die?
He's got warning. Yeah, no, he should be good because those opening up on them. He might die. Wait. He's it
It's only he's sick. He should be now. He's fine. He's fine. No, he's alive or he's got two bug bugs
What is a bug bug?
One
They still they got better go beam that is that last game regardless that's a
great looking
Sort of excited to watch you kid. I'm not gonna lie. I don't kind of pumped
I never got to watch these stable were not alive. This is like this is like watching LeBron
Take the compliments, bro. I want to watch you live
You're not LeBron bro, Peter is LeBron of this shit, bro
You're Brian Scalaprini real shit because it's same thing Brian Scalaprini was a role player on a super team bro
And that's you bro. You're Brian Scalaprini. Nothing wrong with it. Brian Scalaprini has how many rings at two or three?
Is that WBornellage? I think my chat respects that. I got no fucking clue if you're right.
Look him up, run, look him up. It's not bad to be compared to him
I'm not any type of name besides the ghost don't ever put me in the same sense as anyone else besides the dope
He got one mistake on his nicknames the white mamba if that changes your mind, bro
Bro, I'm not the white mamba. I'm stable fucking Ronaldo. Oh, that's gonna cut an edit
That's gonna go right into an edit, bro. So run. Hey, what if we watch this? Yeah, like 64th place
If I get good place first of all a qualt second of all, I'm not I'm gonna get first third of all
I could put it on your brother's life
No, no, no, I'm winning today, bro. I'm winning so we but how many players is around a thousand or something
No way more than that. He's playing the lowest division
So it's anyone who wants to play and with you watching and I mean it depends because a lot of them have 14 events
That's the thing about this time. It's gonna stream sniping. Whoa. What are you doing?
That's the good thing about this tournament for you though, Jinx if you do try and play it
If any kid wants to play in this tournament, they have to play 14 other tournaments before they can play this one without prize money
So bunch of the kids in your chat who don't play that much won't be able to stream slide. That's what makes it a bit better
Right now it's 825
bro. Wait, you don't even understand, bro. My chat is psychotic on this game, bro.
We're about to find out. Alright, Ron, have a great night.
Yo, Jinx, you might be better, bro, like I'm dead ass serious. I need a host from Clix
right now. I need a host. Tyning, are you dead ass?
I'm asking, I'm sure he'd be dead. He's like your close friend. I'm sure he'd be nothing
supportive towards him
Yo, this is where
What clicks is complaining about no delay and Venus defending it
This is
Vibes are higher on you got this this is beef beef beef sawhore bro. Listen, dude
This is this is a salad. You see this is not beef with better. I missed it. Venom hasn't yelled yet
I'm actually so surprised
Okay, but here's like why the fuck would you want no delay does he want to get jumped and then get all kills or something?
Who's he feeling like we'll get a delay now someone just told me to kill myself and you know shallot the fuck
In Minecraft
Who is table?
Ron I ain't not even just me my whole chat is excited to see you back in the ring kid
I'm excited. This is where fucking legends are fucking me
Is van responding to you his generous money he's he's got you ready to go he seems he seems really ready to go
He's out with them on this work
Yeah, I can't show
time
Much doing me. Okay. If he yell if he yells at me for this
Wait, are you for what my my demons? I'll see you soon
Just the cop how much do you want to mess you know how much you want to bet I'll see you know doesn't play early prediction
Oh shit, I mean this is a term called a mental chalked his mental is chalked. He doesn't want to play. Yeah, no
So, so Venno, like Venno is known for being mental chalked at most times, that's actually
when he plays better.
He might, he said he would and he's, he's on his content arc right now, I think you'll
do it.
He's kind of having, always having like the end of Tony.
Yeah, listen to this, turn it up a little bit.
Yeah, I am.
I mean, I just think of the star, like.
It's just too quiet though, he's away from his microphone.
Vibes off a little bit.
I feel like you're in concert brain at the start and then after you start to walk in.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Because all the pacing was wrong, you know Mike's quite shit. Yes. Thank you, man. Yeah, I mean
I don't want you I don't want you to shoo in your high-fang
No, I think it puts you into like a different brain like that's what the start was like
Like we were very we weren't we were very off from each other the pacing was wrong
We went to the drop it even where we were dropping like we're dropping the right things. Oh shit. What we normally do?
This means deep
I said two games in I said that I said your brains just not right
It's not only this day very different time today close easy normally so boring because nothing happens. It's so easy
This is interesting
Wasn't it just because they did a fucking horrible Aussie lying and doing shit on it. Yeah, that's very rare
They don't normally do horrible
You know what I'm saying?
But here's the thing, bro.
You cannot, and this is why-
You should be following me and stay on the same page.
You cannot prioritize.
Just don't do your individual shit.
You cannot prioritize content and pro-deague and expect to be the best pro-deague ever,
bro.
Ever again.
No, that's fair.
Yeah, that's 100%.
No, that's fair.
It's a mentality thing, though.
It's not a ping thing.
Yeah, you want to be the best, bro.
Like, bro, Peter doesn't even stream, bro.
It's not a stream chat.
He rarely streams.
No, very, very rare.
I mean, that's also creepy.
He doesn't even stream the stuff that he should stream.
That's just like Tony doesn't care about.
If he's just running it down in shitty times,
he should go live to like 10K people every time.
He just does not stream.
He doesn't want to.
Oh, shit.
Wait, Venom just said, send me your user to run.
He's playing.
He's walking in.
He's out of him.
Oh, shit.
I mean, that's kind of what I said, like, then, Shane.
Oh, they're still going out of here?
That's my point.
It's like streaming in.
I'll show you how this is.
I'll show you what to expect.
Yeah, I'm saying no matter what, I'm on a shitty setup, regardless.
Yeah, but why shouldn't I?
Think of the prime.
What am I sharing every time?
I mean why should I?
I'm just sharing everything.
I know, but like, if you're on a shitty setup, that's the negative.
My point is, after we're 5-5-5 with 6 kills, plus Keyin is just...
Oh, he's chewing up his run round and not even in call.
Oh boy.
It's just dumb.
It's just asking to knock wall.
It's the same shit we did with week 1.
We could have easily qualified him if we just played us.
Or if we just played a game like Bro, we're going to win every game we get to.
Well, he stopped putting that vape down, chat. Can I get a retweet here?
He's tried a few times.
I've talked about it a few times.
There's a passionate guy, Jake, so you're going to see it.
He's probably the most passionate 4-9 player.
He comes out in anger sometimes. This is very rare.
I've never seen Clix and Venom disagree and say this come. This is really good actually. Whoa very different anyway. I'm the Vico. Yeah, you're right
Yeah, Vico
I said this the wrong before I had literally did this for Ron in his audience
Venom one of his parents is black full black. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, just doing it now
Yeah, yeah, I already did this for Ron's chat sake earlier. Yeah, Chad
His brother's like his dad's like yeah, you go on over and shit. I don't forget
Yeah, we can do so yeah, okay
So you want to watch you want to watch Ron and Lacey? Do you care about anyone else?
Do you care about any other people? It's literally just wrong?
What do y'all think probably just Ron and Lacey, huh? Okay, this is open
So like a lot of like downtime in the early mid-games, but like it should still be good. I'm down for that, too
All right, so my channel I'm gonna go get my popcorn too, bro. Yeah, I never got to see the big stage live in the flesh, bro
Let's see it. I'll be back
Yeah, we can add other people if we can add we believe peanut there and replays whatever we can add we can add other people if
If GT thinks it's boring in the early mid game
We'll see we'll see right now. It's good right now. They're Q Cycles good ladies like kind of mid game as run starting
So this is like this good
Please last game, okay
I knew what I told you I told you then I was gonna make him go across the coast. Yeah, oh my sniper
I told him. I don't kid. I would just know skip every day. I don't know Chad face
Why am I demon? Let me know when you ready
I don't say man, 32.
Venos is playing fully for himself, which I kind of like.
He wants that hunting match for me.
Yes, bring it in.
Oh, in so, yeah, bro.
I mean, that's a rookie mistake.
Free for it, free for it, bro.
No, no.
Give me one, sir.
Yo, mom hyped to play, bro.
This is good.
I think he just made it.
Also, by the way, I don't know how much to delay your own,
but 10 minutes.
All right, cool.
Give me two, bro.
Yes.
Yo, venus locked in let's go. Okay. Is it that last to be twitch chat wait. What's ox to it?
It's ox FPS. Okay, wait, right. So there we go. So it lays his teammate and Ron is teammate nice. I wish on
Wait, why is Ron so low? What did Ron do?
We've we've established we're on 10 minutes of laser to see her where
So what is round delay actually once I get
Zero dead zero same as me no, that's unusual chat
You know that won't have their tournament planes to be able to get in here. That's the thing
Thank my thank my yeah, they need to play 14 rank cards before they can play these 20s
I'm locked. Nice. You're shogun already? Oh, Vinus down, bro, that's the clutch. Wait, bro, that's the clutch. Game 1.
Let's see what's up.
Oh, oh, oh.
It's fine, it's fine. We go. Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready.
What's happening, there?
I got shot from the side. We're going to get to shoot, I got, we're going to get to shoot, I got.
Listen, what they say, bro, sometimes the first game isn't the best game. You know?
Yeah. You got a... You got world squads, by the way. You got to change it.
I'm on a delay, bro. Yo, yo, me if you know on delay, bro, chill out
We're not worried, bro. Oh look how much some niggas bruh, so what I go
You change the mode number one
Why does it keep going back to school? I don't know
Well, I love that one. There's why I want you down very
Come on, bro. Locked.
I can't even...
What was that? Was that the tournament?
What? No, that was game one of the tournament.
Yes, that was game one of the tournament. Yes.
So now they have to wait? They have to wait now?
No, they just know they're on the wrong game mode for whatever reason.
It's 1v1.
I think it's bugged. I think it's just bugged.
My popcorn is burnt! No!
No!
You're making more!
Isn't your brother like a full-brown chef?
Yeah, I'm making more! God, bro, I want to be the minion emo, chat!
He's making pop kill.
Okay, that's the next level clip farm I respected.
I'm a boring ass streamer.
I would not go to the Cleveland and make fucking popcorn so I can do minion emotes.
That clip will go viral as shit though if we see Ronda again.
Alright, we watching Lacy atchow, we're gonna try and watch Vronos1 again.
Yeah, I'll explain, I'll explain it just to make it back, like what this tournament is
versus set logbies and stuff, like what this tournament is versus the other one, and Ron's
AFK.
You know, no, no, what do you mean, what did I say, oh bugger, like, like, you know, can
you not say it for me so I can know what it is?
Uh, nothing, bro, listen, I'm locked, I'm on a fucking 20 minute delay right now, bro,
like, nope.
talking about the word I knew they were gonna have to have this discussion okay
wait I can laced the end game but they're also rough start 26 points in 40
minutes we need this game we need this game come on how's laced have been
looking to looking like he's come back warmed up he's refreshed from his
Bahamas trip they really are wait ladies playing with D-Roller that's actually
sick
5 by 5 3 VH 2 chunks no chat jc decided to play with Pete today because it would
like be too easy he doesn't like still like run spotlight cuz he would like win
with Pete and it'd be like all quitting shit you know let me jinxie
I'm holding off on it because I just went to the diamond gym and I'm in like real pain
so I don't really want to go to the gym for a little bit but I'm gonna be getting it for
sure if you want to like my tweet you're entered into the $100,000 giveaway oh
shit really you make that my friend
I'm locked in trust me I'm locked in we just get that big six times
It's the last game yet.
Chad, y'all are you hearing y'all vape?
Please stop vaping, bro. Please stop vaping, seriously.
Please stop fucking vaping, bro.
Deadass.
I'm here to land on fire.
Put 30p. Let's go talk about 30p.
What I said about tournaments did not apply.
The whole fucking lobby's here.
Oh! Wait!
The run's crazy. Double one-palm, bro.
It's a movie.
I'm not sure, cause I'm 10 minutes late.
Help me shit!
There's 500 niggas here, bro.
Whoa, whoa, I never see this many people at the drop. Hey
Do they know like chat do they know I told wrong to do a delay yeah
I know how my dad is this is my chat
His chat's pretty bad, too, I will be honest every time I watch from his pretty bad, too
He said on-screen with both of us today. I don't care streams. I just bring it. This is your chance to make a name for yourself
I have no delay streams. I'm gonna send a sleeper beta. Yeah, no, that's what Royce had basically verbatim on my stream
And history really today, so he doesn't give a fuck and he's gonna regret it for sure
You were definitely not helping that there was no chance you were helping
Alright now we're good
Who's this like my week? Is your team did okay? This is okay. This is all can lazy. Do you want them in game?
Okay, cuz they go full speed anyway, they don't full-screen right now for that drop
This is OXPV, and this is Lazyz.
Does Lazyz actually have a delay?
I think he does, yeah, almost definitely.
But he's also in Div 1 now, so there's only like 600 teams in this division who can actually target him.
There's only 600 teams.
So kids have to already be a level of good to even get in today's lobby.
Do you know how the division's running stuff, JC?
Do you know what runs in versus Lazyz?
Yeah, in R6 there's T3, T2, and T1.
T1 is pro, everything else is not.
Okay, yeah.
Like you have to place what is it always sound what do you have to go? What is wrong after yesterday to go to do to?
What is only say?
Oh sounds like a little
Yeah, he's young. Yeah, he's super young
He's like say he's not like it's 17. No
Yeah, yeah, he's
Yeah, yeah, this is all this one. I'll come back
Oh, yeah, nice last kid though. His dad's awesome, too
I made so he's he joined Dignitas, and that's all I got one so like we made some videos
Get me first join me. He's a nice kid
I'm glad he got this chance, but it was kind of fucked up from epic so like not give him the 14 events last season
And then do it for Lacey, but hey
$40,000 at 17 Jack. Yeah, yeah, if I got $40,000 at 17 I would pop out with a fucking chain
I'd have a like and like bro. I would not even know what to do with myself
They all do
17
Yeah
Well, how would you how would you know 24 bro?
And you went like and like when did you stop when you stop streaming? How will we?
started to move I was
15 I quit on a different account and then I came back when I was 17 and then I didn't start actually making like
$1,000 a month, so I was like
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Okay, let's get it.
Did you win this game?
What do you think they play right now?
What's your guess, JC?
You have to guess.
How many teams?
How many teams?
I don't know.
My chat said there's only a couple of good players in this.
Whoa.
Okay, when he was named in pros, the thing is all the central pros, like, like, clicks
and all that.
Normally when they do really well on day one of central, they all come play this.
Like, this finals could have like, I don't know if he will play it, but like, usually
has like Peterbock, Canada, like Ryze will usually play it.
The Omser plays, Poyer plays, like it ends up being stacked because all the central guys can come play this.
It's not region locks.
It's Grans that's not, it's Grans that's easy because the central guys can't play it.
FNCS is region locks.
This makes sense because then the sweats can come over but in Grans they can't.
No they can't, yeah Grans you gotta pick one region that's your region.
That's why going to win on West is Mickey because you're giving up playing on the hot region.
Alright Lacey, let's see it boy!
Lacey's got some good aim, Lacey's actually got some good aim.
I heard you guys talking about it earlier. I heard you guys debating it. Lacey is much better than Ron right now. I just have to say I'm sorry
I don't know what like what Ron was saying. Yeah, Lacey is much better than Ron right now
Don't tell Ron I said that but 100% what?
Yeah, yeah, but you gotta remember Lacey was still competing like two years ago. Ron was competing like five years ago
So like Lacey was earning in solos tournaments like two years ago
Lacey was earning money in solo tournaments
Yeah, yeah, he was playing solo victory cubs, like they're not super crazy like you win a game to get a hundred bucks
But they're like in game and he was like winning them
Yeah, he should have made grand with a teammate that was like as good as him like not carrying it
So one point he was like almost a top 50 team. He's fucking selling right now. I look like an idiot
He is actually decent
Bro the hardest part is staying glued to them, huh?
Yeah, yeah in this matter, especially to the shockwave grenades are really good if you both know you're doing
But really bad if you don't wait runs on run run one be two top spawn. Oh shit
Oh
He's carrying Venom
here
Okay, Ron might not
Don't clip before me check live for me
We'll watch the end games time this run popping off
No, we'll get the clip. We'll get the clip, but yeah, I want to watch Lacey's end games at least
Yeah, I want to focus on run mostly to the end games almost Lacey and up to
great how is that on west already you're crazy we're just being we're just
rage baiting are we please let me say didn't check the leaderboard you know
why better than west already
oh nice see there you go lacy's taking to a nice stand on about that's our party
stand on them yeah my people are gonna struggle with that bro staying on
I was gonna say, are you playing here Tony or are you watching it? I didn't actually ask.
Dude, chat, I don't know, I was gonna ask my chat. Should I play it or watch it chat?
I think both have their own fun elements. Both are fun for sure.
Guess I could watch.
Chat, run a pool. Play it or watch it.
Chat, I'm ass though. I don't know. Run a pool.
I'm not good guys. I'm not as good as like Ron or Lacey at all.
I'm a way to your Tony. I'm trying to make it happen. I'm gonna feed you my wife for a week. I'm gonna try it like
no, I'm still gonna try to show you this shit looks fun as fuck and that's what I do. I'm a DJ with this much
That's used to it. They like expect to be the streamer. I'ma try the only thing I'm gonna stream that week
And I'm gonna try and make it work because it looks fun as fuck.
I think 20 was mad fun.
Ooh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Ooh.
Double kills.
He's doing it.
He's doing it.
That's two kills.
Okay, Lacey.
Okay, Lacey.
They got two Mankins and Shug Jugs too.
They could win this game.
They got low ground.
They could win this.
They're in a great spot.
Break, break, break, break.
Okay.
Probably a little bit of Chugs from forward.
Bro, Arc's actually trying his hardest too.
No, he's trying really hard.
He wasn't going to try at all.
No, no, no. He'll be full try at it.
Well, they're going to hate them. They should win this.
They actually should win this.
They will advance low down to the lower tier right now, probably.
Dude, as you said that, Arc said we win this game, bro.
He just said that. Yeah, no, they should win.
I'll be surprised if they don't...
I mean, it depends how good high ground is, but...
This is good. Is this the only second game?
I'm actually really impressed with Lacey.
He's very fast, bro, and he's staying glued to him.
Yeah, he's solid.
Lacey's shit's all over me.
Like, if the proam and stuff, like, Lacey and Klicks shouldn't have been way better than the proam.
They were one of the favorites.
Yeah, Lacey's pretty impressive, bro.
You have 31v1s against Lacey?
No, I have no one run, and Ron 100 only.
Okay. Lacey's not gonna 100 run, but he should take more rounds off Ron than he loses if he doesn't 1v1.
Oh, okay, it's it's it is easy to follow good pros doing this for you, too
Because arcs are good fighter, but he's also the ideal he was like people calling him West Peterbot
Like he would IGL, but he also drop crazy damage in elam. So yeah, he was that was this whole thing for me like a big grams or just just west
Lacey's name is perfectly fine, bro. It's not that bad at all
No it's solid.
Oh shit, late game is good.
Always pumping fire.
Right, nice, good play down.
Nice, good pump.
Siphon?
See I was not selling the other day.
So Siphon is now 75 health over time, not shield.
So you can like play storm and then finish the body
and like get the health from it over time.
What does play your life mean?
Just like let each other die and heal?
Yeah basically the end of just try and play like solo.
Like don't try and get to me, just do what you need to do
Just do what you need to do to play your life.
This is a 2v2, I think, though.
Is it a heal off now or no?
There's still 10 seconds till Storm closes,
but they kind of got cut off from it,
so they have to play heal off.
Wait, why didn't she chug jug?
I'm confused.
He had Storm Sickness.
Oh, top three, top three.
He had Storm Sickness.
So once you take 600 damage from Storm,
you get what's called Storm Sickness,
where you take three times the amount of damage from Storm.
So instead of 10 damage, it's 30.
You just can't outheal it, you just die it.
So it means they take the Fabulous Storm, that game, though.
Okay, so Ron's dead. Okay, I got the wrong clip. Here we go. Let's watch Ron's clutch out.
Oh, you got the clip?
I got the clip. I got the clip.
Like, no troll. Like, no troll.
Mm-hmm.
We could keep.
Wait.
Are you filming?
Uh-uh.
No shield. No shield.
Ooh!
He's dead.
He's dead.
But they've already got four kills this time.
Okay.
Oh! Oh! Cool piece!
Wait, I got six kills on me.
One, two.
100.
Ooh!
Hey, Tom!
Double-edit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh boy
He said opening bitch that was aura that was aura
Yes it was
He said opening bitch
I like that
Triple L is just like when you're going up the ramp and then you put a flora cone in
a wall that's in triple L
And then when you double L it down or if I stand plus double L
Oh see I made new popcorn now I'll be back
What's this shit we've heard too bro?
Wait that was so long there's no way this shit isn't burned again right?
Hot.
What'd you?
Double shotgun, that's too late man.
You got shotgun ammo and Ness and GMO or no?
Yes sir.
Cheers.
That's definitely murder.
We got eight points man.
Let's go.
I can explain to Jinx as well that the kills aren't worth anything right.
I don't even know he even knows the format of this. This is
I got to quit bro. I'm too old, bro
I don't think I've told you how we're doing that.
Alright, let me guess, so Ozzy, you have a wife, you're very mature, you are 32.
Okay, you're looking at Chad, there's no way you guessed that.
Wait, no, I'm not.
You're definitely spammed.
No, I am 32.
Wait, are you serious?
I am 32.
Good ass guess, yeah, good ass guess.
Well, because I figured like you probably been in Fortnite for like nine years
Basically, yeah
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, that's very sounds good. Good guess
I was gonna say as well before I forget this tournament you're watching so there's different formats depending on the division
So for Venom and Ron unfortunately kills are actually worth nothing
Those nine kills they've got have gained them zero points. So what are any placements?
Yeah, it's just all placement because I'd like this this is the lowest division
So they try to like force kids to not play like idiots and just run it down
Like makes kills worth nothing and then in Lazy's tournament
I think kills are worth two now right chat because it's like let me see it's two. Yeah, you did one West
They just changed it. Yeah used to be three now. It's two so they make kills worth a little bit less, but yeah
Come on 36 alive, it's good. They make it in game. This is good
And also this morning the Venom playing in and wrong has skill based matchmaking where the more points they get the better the opponent's
So right now they versus like real bad kids, but they will get slowly better
But here's my thing isn't one cook then because think about it all deep ready
Mm-hmm their whole angle of winning is like oh everybody runs out
It's because of stream sniping that Vino kills them all but now the kills we know yes
Yes
Streams I think what they get none of the positive for the kills
100% yes, you're completely right. That's what makes this division so annoying. That's what Ron Lays didn't call when they played
You have too many mobs, but I'm not scared, but like I can smell you
Also, didn't they get 49 twice?
Aren't they just out?
You know what, you got 11 games in 3 hours, but because Venom made them start late, like,
they probably shouldn't run out of games as long as they play them all out.
Yo, you let me know, bro, let me know, make the call.
But this is also why Ron has been doing worse than Laze, because he's just too impatient.
He just wants the kids.
Oh, there's another kid in the back.
We're in between two teams.
Venom's trying too, Venom's giving like actual columns, okay?
I'm gonna tell you are a model
Okay, okay a long time ago. Yeah, I'm very long time ago fucking model
Okay, I did it for a bit of cast ring university Chad acts like I was some get the savage shit on my boat or something
Okay, I did it for some money. It was like a part-time job at university. Okay, I
Got that's off. So my job before this person trained. He's a train of arms. I was like it wasn't easy like I was already fit
It's easy money
100 on Panna, this is pretty cool.
So much had, guys.
My chat's so confused.
They used to, every streamer, like, just their first job.
They're like, what the fuck?
This dude's had, like, jobs before this.
That get him?
I don't know who's on my stream.
One on you, one on you, one on you, one on you.
For another team.
103!
Here, Ron's agent is still good.
Bro, you sure Lacey's better than him?
I got, like, two kids on me.
Yeah, no, definitely.
I will argue this with Ron, too.
Lacey's just like, he's just, his mechanics are better.
His mechanics are better, and he, like,
competed more recently when like his decision-making with Compi-Base is better.
I was really impressed watching Ron the first week though.
He was ice yelling him and laying like me in the rotate and stuff, but it was good.
It's just Lacy's played more recently. He's just more up to date.
Yeah, Ron's good. Like if you based on your your chat,
definitely thinks Ron's worth any years. I just think Lacy's definitely a lot better than your chat.
It's gonna be messy Ronaldo in my drone players is coming in right now. I'm calling it
yeah Peter okay they think Peter's good and Peter's good and Stompin right
yeah and Stompin they think Peter and Stompin
I'm sure you're not saying Stompin surely that's what it's in
so okay so real some gamers that's cool that's respectable
teamwork right there so that literally if someone's literally the best okay that's it
no they're great at their respect you're making that too no one else
That's fair.
Trying my best, that's all that matters.
Do you any first or last?
My chat said in wrong prime, I said rate him out of 10 in his prime.
10 would be Peter Barth.
He said 8.
He said 8.
He said 8.
Yeah, I mean, that's fair.
Because Ron was the ideal too.
He wasn't supposed to have crazy stats and unknown was nuts, but Ron is right.
No one wanted to play with unknown, so it's kind of fair that he also helped him play better.
Because Ron would, I mean, unknown would run it down, but he would not play smart.
Like he wouldn't play properly in big lobbies.
I don't know how many got banned from all the practice rooms for ruining their practice because he just could not play
Probably he would just fight everyone
What's that yeah, come on. This is the wrong kill. That's the wrong kill. That's the wrong kill. Oh
nice
one HP there
No, I don't know about kid check that back. Yeah, he's got this. He's got this
There we go, then he has to kill, cool.
Top 27, they're getting placement.
14 kills are worth nothing.
Come on, bro.
Go baby boy.
I got a big...
So everybody plays 11 games but it's not at the same time, it's just random over the
span of 2 hours, 3 hours stuff.
Yeah, exactly.
So we watched L.A. was what was called a set lobby where the game started at a set time
if you died, you just had to wait.
Yeah, now this is an open storm.
You can just keep queuing as you run out of games.
It just depends on the queue times, but you only have a three-hour set window.
If you try to queue outside, it's what people plan.
Yes. Yeah, in this division, this is the open division.
In the division, Lacey's playing it, you have to qualify to it, so it's like 6,700.
200.
If you run, I knew I'd hit.
Say it when I hit.
Ron built. Why is Ron just refusing to build right now, though?
I think he's just like playing way too much gun out.
Ron built.
Put him down. Come on, I knew I'd hit.
I got him.
I got him.
Good kill, Ron.
So rounds not building it up you think I mean at the moment he's not I don't know why he's not now
The war runs aim is good, but I think he's always said he's dead. He's dead. He's dead
This is actually very dumb play by this guy then this kids briefing for show
This is a horrific play by that guy. Goodbye America. We know got him though. No cameras
Ah, no, he can't. It's a 5T. If he were to be able to.
The best thing he can do is try to shockwave his body there, but that's the end.
I think that's what I'm gonna do. I have a kid in zone that's a solo too.
Alright, Ron's joining us in the watch party. Let's go.
Oh!
Another kid right there.
Yeah, there's two kids in zone that are solos, just...
So...
Nah, let's check out it.
You're about to witness why Ron does so bad, Jinxie.
This is Ron's...
Ron will, like, decide how this will happen, where the kid will be a dumbass, and it's not his fault.
He'll die, his chat will ragebate him, and now his mentor will just fully cook.
Let's fucking do this, man.
be fully tilted. If Venom died too, he would just tilt.
Maybe Ron should just fight less out of longer delay and just chill.
Genuinely, yes. Him and Laze, like, you know, no game carry by a first, could have made
it to Div 1 eventually. I truly do. Div 3, they could have made it out of easy. Div 1
would have been a bit hotter, but he could have. He just tilted too hot.
Nice.
You're in simple. He just tilted.
Listen, about 10 duos?
I mean, like, 10 teams total was 16.
Right.
It's a delay with Venom, bro.
We're going to make it deeper again.
Five solos.
No.
Play smart. And don't kill him.
Easily, but I don't think vener. I think vener's got too much of an ego for that as well
Vener does not want to play safe in division three. It says three so those yes
Then who then who's got a very big ego, but well earned like dessert vener is phenomenal, but he knows
They'll get better as the games go on but yeah low skill base matchmaking division three
are not the greatest players they're like some of them are decent ranked kids
not even my com kids but if they get more points they'll start to get better
okay then it's feeling it keep getting better zone slightly happy there's not
bad but he's playing from sense I keep forgetting that he's on zero
I
Think better gonna crack like just full rage at run at least once today
You didn't even rage at least today at all need a refresh kid seems super calm today. It's weird
Maybe it's building up. He's charging the old
No SMG ammo? Is this a spring at all? He has an ammo.
Nooo! Why does he have the reload? Yeah, I know I'm one company.
Out of every shotgun he has the reload shotgun? Like dead ass.
There's a mythic one too.
What is the reload shotgun?
Not good enough.
It doesn't exist. I think he means maybe. He had the faster shooting shotgun. It wasn't a pump.
We need to stop and pop the chug joke, man.
Tell me what I need to hear, bro. I'm dead ass serious.
Tell me what I did.
pop the chug-chug when you saw the kid in front of you.
I know. I know. I'm about to, bro.
You told me to get to zone
impulse and I panicked because I was like
I said this impulse by yourself.
I know, I know, I know, and then when I impulse
I had two solos just shooting at me
then I started to build
I'm a fucking idiot
I'm a fucking idiot, bro. I'm a fucking idiot.
And honestly there's no one to blame besides me.
Just a cop.
You played good, bro. You actually played good.
like this is my fault bro this is my fucking fault bro but but I will listen to me listen
to me listen to me go into your bathroom look in your mirror and just look at yourself
okay I'll be back in 10 minutes and come back okay I'll be back
why okay well they take this break do you want me to like show you like what Venom
and clicks were like as a duo yes please oh my god I heard of this toxic fuck okay I
I showed this to the wrong board.
Shit, bro.
Shit, okay.
Alright.
Okay, this is the video.
This is the compilation of last time they played together to do it.
Bro, you'll come up the fuck up.
They gave you five fucking minutes.
I hit him 56, bro.
Fuck that.
Bro, you'll come here.
Bro, I can't hear anything.
I said I hit him 56.
Like, do you know how many fucks I hear?
I'm not lying.
Mother's life, I said that.
Yes, I know.
But before that, you complained.
I couldn't hear what he was.
Alright, man.
I'm here.
Fuck up, man.
No, why are you complaining?
You shut the fuck up
You shut the fuck up because that's that's not the reason you died you're gonna get shit on no matter what
You want to get shit on no matter what
Maybe use your fucking visuals more brown take it fucking hit it
Take a bit of your fucking hate
Take it out fucking beep it shut up, dude. Damn
You like that shit fucking addict
Don't give me the fucking minutes, get the fuck up here!
I've been waiting ten fucking minutes, now this team's in front, now I haven't, okay?
I've been telling you, take me from in fucking metal, come!
I've got this team fucking ahead of us, I can't do shit!
Team planted on you and then I've been planted on you and I went down, I chambered uh...
So yeah, we can play the whole thing but you kinda like hear the pieces, do you want to watch more or do you want to watch...
Yeah, watch more, watch more. Wait, he was in Carmack Corp? Carmack Corp?
He was in Casey, yeah, he was in Casey, that's for the line, that was, he was supposed to walk up two years ago.
Shut the fuck up.
Wait, what did he say?
Stop talking like, imagine about a geek out.
You're having about 500 bucks.
My camera's not working, the AC, I'm so tired of it.
Like, these scrims fucking suck.
I've got you playing 40%.
I can't farm half the time because you're fucking 220, right?
I can just wake the fuck up.
I only fuck.
My brain's about to have a fucking seizure.
I have the fucking biggest headache in the world.
It's so boring.
It's a fucking waste of time.
Yeah, noted.
If I hit any more of our cameras, I'm all wet for him, bro.
Yeah.
We stopped editing in mixed space.
We know they had to key us.
And I made space, I didn't die.
I killed him.
No, you didn't die.
Yeah, but we killed it.
Okay, listen.
Hey, bro, you got to make your own.
I'm turning off my computer.
I'm just beating straight up into your throat.
It's insane.
I can never be right.
That's the thing, bro.
I can actually never be right.
That's what I realized.
There's not a single scenario, even if he dies.
Even if he does even if I'm alive and I do yes
After all the fighting and shit they're back
Okay, okay, okay. I gotta give some like context here. It's more okay
Firstly that one season is probably the most clicks has ever improved as a player like then it looks like an absolute dick
Yeah, I don't know if rainbow has like a version of this anyone wants to apex nose Imperial howl right the dictator
It's not like that
He did actually make clicks play way better and clicks improved a lot and also some of the the crash outs for content farm apparently
I don't really know but it's the best chance clicks ever had to win FNCS
They were first place after day one of grand finals and they were doing like a strategy with the use of bending machine
And days to a team started breaking and that's why they didn't win so like they are a really good duo
They just used to fight a lot. That's not before you were like I'll turn this up. They're like they're disagreeing
That was very calm preventive and clicks at the end of central. They were chill
They were like talking to that over you know, I think it was when the trees could yeah, so far. They're not raising each other
FNCS the grand is in one month right? Yes yes FNCS like proper starts in like a month
and the grand is yet. That hasn't even started yet so like these are divisional
cubs you technically need to get to division one to even play FNCS that's
why they call it the FNCS divisional cubs but like every pro has been division
one for like three years now so that doesn't really change so yeah they're
all ready to play FNCS but no they haven't qualified for anything yet and so
So the way it works is there's one FNCS to go, top 25 across the 7 regions from those
Grand Finals, make it to the next LAN, and then there's another mini FNCS right after
it for another 10 spots for LAN, and then the top 15 at the last LAN we just watched
also made the next LAN.
Does that make sense?
So it's 15 from last LAN, 25 from next FNCS, 10 from the tournament after it, and that's
how the 50 teams make it to Globals at the end of the year.
So this next FNCS coming up is like super important for any team that didn't get top
15 at LAN.
and then yeah I'm gonna throw his popcorn
Shit, I'm done eating bro. I'm done being fat
That's wrong looking
Let's watch the last one one team. Okay. Only one singular team. Stop. This is great
Manning your name Vino. Are you gonna fold under the pressure right now? Are the lights to him's that's one lights always do right?
That's another team on the right. He's gonna be beats me to that gun. I'm gonna go left side
Yeah, I'm gonna go over there.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh my God, I got stuck.
Oh no, don't say you died.
This is bad.
Good one.
I'm dead for the other one.
Okay, wait, one B1, one B1 wrong.
Come on.
You guys, bring the window, bring the window.
Nice.
Good job, good job.
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
Oh my God, 51.
I'm running, I'm running.
It's so weak.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You can grab my map, my shotgun.
Oh my God, what is this guy doing?
Just mind about the window, I got my shotgun.
Okay.
Good aim.
go grab my card you can insert it. the river sun goes up.
I'm gonna be fucking charged.
no watch your fucking mouth bro.
how about that?
oh oh okay.
you got it.
I think he's coming.
whoa.
nice to meet you.
I think he's the first one.
shit little bitch boy bro watch out
bitch I'll show you how I do this shit yeah okay wait runs the whole match
wait this could be interesting so I didn't post yeah it's like matching the
energy with Venor right now it's good thank you trying to get that oh they
get pushed by whole new team I'm back yeah that's nice you go to the gym you
I'm out of here now.
Yes, Rago, to the gym.
Okay, so what's the split?
Oh, I'm dead.
Um...
1-9?
1-9 on the dude's skin.
Okay, on the dude's skin.
I mean...
1-9 on the dude's skin.
Okay, Volahi, you gonna go to the gym?
Push the legs?
Volahi, I used to go to the gym.
Okay, okay. I can respect that.
I took a mad break I just trained like every day and I was gonna break like four years
of streaming I'm gonna just like going back out.
Nice.
Here's the 2v2 right now Ron has to clutch it.
Mino died up small but Ron just reverted it he's clutching right now Ron's the carry.
Alright back.
Hunter.
Shoot back shoot back shoot back I think.
Nice.
Say crack.
We got one HP.
Oh Vino's actually trying.
No!
Nice.
No Vino's full trying.
Yeah.
where you on a shot gun or what are you good what's good he's coming I'm not
making out the way
he died to put night for what what the fuck bro what's his name there's a
No
This is where everyone we usually started to tell us a little bit that that is actually unfortunate 66 pump there is wild
That's what's like he'll see does I mean dude, this is this is not a lot of time
Dude, this was me screaming in my dream when I was watching you guys do your challenge
That would be honest. This is what we all feel like watching you guys trying
I was half the town's view as they're too bad.
Come on.
Bro, Ron, put on a fucking delay and take it serious.
You're not trying at all.
You're keying everybody for a tournament
that doesn't even give you points for e-limbs.
You're not listening to Vino.
Everything's going in one ear out the other,
and you don't have a fucking delay.
What the fuck's the point of this, bro?
I want to see you be great, not get passed around
like a fucking blunt, bro.
Play the game and put a delay, motherfucker.
Who do you think you are, fucking Peterbot?
You're not.
You're Peter not you're very Peter not brought a fucking delay in place mark. You're getting shit on by divs three kids
He's gets like 14 years old, bro
Yeah, Vita, bro, did you hear what you just said?
Yeah, and he said that we needed to like can you please come on speak speak for me, please
Tell him what I can't say
Wait, what is we know Sam
I don't know if I could finish him, I mean he's about to die.
Go to B now.
Oh, he said nothing, he said nothing, and they've died anyway.
Yeah.
Oh, I don't, I just wanna, let's just get top 10 bro.
Let's play, where we going?
Close, close, close, that's in place.
I like that you've already spitted the knowledge and everything man.
Format, divisions and shit, look at you guys.
Our thing is, we have so many games bro, I'm not worried, like, generally.
There's a lot of people that are worried, we gotta look at play different things, bro.
I'm gonna tell you how to play.
Am I crazy?
There's two teams there.
here it's gonna be the same kids the same kids it's pouring on for me oh you
got it you look you got it but there's a guy on top of the baby he's gonna be
here I'm cutting them off I'm cutting them off yeah yeah there's a kid on me
if you like your name what's wrong with your not not it's an awful nice one
Wait, Ron keeps laying away from him though.
I'm just chilling. I'm just laying there scared.
There's another kid sneaking above me.
You want me to come to you or no?
Oh my god.
It sounds so like deflated right now.
Yo kid, I'm locked. Hold on.
I'm gonna come right to you, alright boy?
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
I'm gonna carry this piss.
He's going through everything. He was like one of the best frags in the world back then.
Now he's going through it all through his whole career.
Just be him. Just like to be him. I don't know how to do it.
I'm gonna set it from time to time.
No shield.
20 white. I love you.
He dropped the atom, Jason.
Killed him. Nice.
Oh, sorry. I am.
Locked him. Locked him.
He's running. He's running.
Kill him on. Kill him on. Kill him on. Kill him on.
Take action.
Anyway, you got it.
Nice. There's still one more.
Get in my lobby!
There's still one more solo.
Easy?
Where?
I think he's north side
Oh, why do I low key like the pistols it good? Yeah, that's it's good
He's lucky I'm decent. You always play with Venom when you're 20. He's not gonna be able to kill me bro
I don't want to get yelled at bro
Literally, I did a good thing I said when people asked me about that when I came to Pro-Way, I was like, I was like, I don't know
I don't think he said we need a delay.
Is he fucking crazy?
If you play with Richie, you'll have a fun ass time.
I genuinely think Richie's the puppy teammate if you do decide to play.
And he's really good.
Well bro, I don't know if I'm gonna play my turn,
but I'm gonna play with a pro lan bro.
Yeah, that's where there you go.
Yeah, that could be a good one with Richie too,
because he'll definitely go into that.
What about Pollo?
Pollo.
I got the bonkika.
Pollo's crazy. Pollo's just quiet.
quiet like you just you're gonna like but you're gonna do really well with
Puyo but it's gonna be hard to get him to like come out of a shell of it he's
just a he's just a naturally shy dude he's I just don't know what he's gone
better but like for how loud Pete is Puyo is like equally quiet you know the
fuck is this he's the polar opposite that's the whole reason why they've done
so good the fuck is this he's just not quite show kid
I
You're gonna try to get someone are you gonna try and play one of these divisional cups there before like I think it'll be after the epic
Break though, bro. I'll see I feel like I'll just get it's like I mean
Lots of stuff were simulated around. It's gonna get stuck to my little stream snipers
Would you run like would you run enough we're delighted to like not to like dodge it just like two three minutes
Have fun with it. I mean, I was playing with like fucking beater bot. I don't know
Yeah, he would play with you
He would so Pete normally plays this beat only plays division one with facts or he'll then play with like another pro and try and call
Finals, but Pete often plays West
47 I think it's a central. I'll play with beater bottom. He's here 47. He knows about me
He made something you be able to make that happen. I think he'd be down
And did three he'd find a hilarious. He didn't really did three. We'll just run it down
Shoot from the distance while you do everything. Yeah
box. Oh
My bad is feeling now. Oh my god, that is blending this kid. He's just four times in a row
Come on run, get him run. Run Stacy. That's it. That's it
Run Stacy, run Donny!
Fuck out of my shit, bitch. Who the fuck you think you are? You run the region boy. Come on. I run this region
I'm not talking good or no no oh
Oh, oh lacy's down ox not gonna solid clutch
Lacy died is this for money?
This one is to qualify to the finals and then make money, so yeah
They're gonna get tol 50 because it's said lobby
It's like what you know what you watched yesterday like the for the other day like today
That's it. They're trying to make the finals for that on their own. Oh my god
And they're struggling to be right now 112 is not insane
It's not terrible. Let me see. I'll start to believe it for you. So West right now
This was just random. So I'm pretty sure anyway. So is this West? Yeah, it is West
Okay, so top 50 right now is 109 points
So they're not doing actually doing that bad if they don't run out of their games. They're currently on pace
They're under 112 so they should be like, what are they? Yeah, there you go
They're in 45th and it's top 50 to quote top. They're going to go for the finals
Yes, but it's across today and tomorrow. They're gonna do well on both days
That's why like click inventors still have a chance to make finals this week now. They still do really well tomorrow
That's one of these like I'm gonna be over like I wish for now get back to like less qualifiers
I just one day qualify one day final not all these like constant
W.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
But that's the thing on the format today when Clicks, right?
Like, he was talking about like, what's going on with Clicks?
Like, the main complaint about his format is it's usually too easy for the best NA players.
It's very rare to have Clicks and Venor like, actually struggle like that.
Normally they just roll over it.
I thought it was Mythic.
But it's got to be fucking vaping!
Oh my God!
Stop!
It's still a headshot.
Stop!
He, at least he does actively tell people that it's bad and don't do it.
He's just full addicted yet.
How many kills did you have in your FNCS?
Uh, 14.
No, that's a lie.
14?
14?
Is that what we heard?
I think we've got a different number.
That's me.
You're lying.
You're lying.
You're smiling.
I'm also IGL too.
We must have missed that.
The fact that, okay, the guy who went back and counted so quickly, the dude who went back
and watched Ron's YouTube video to count how many kills he got is also an FNCS champion.
He's like one of the best plays on Europe.
took the time to go and count every kill he got in the grand finals just to blame it
I'm the wrong the wrong the wrong
I'm fine, I'm fine, you thought you would
okay Ron
oh
oh
oh that's nice
I was wondering
okay, come on now
come on now bro
you know what, you know what time it is
well, Ron did say to us earlier he's known for you
he was known for being the second best flatter in the game apparently
so we'll stay up and coming out for you guys
No boys, there's actually cool. There's actually cool. Not bad, wrong! Not bad!
You wanna use these guys? It's a decent place.
Over there.
Venom is really good with it. The fact that Venom is giving him the Hunzey Lap was kinda crazy.
Because it's Venom's favorite gun. I'm kinda surprised here.
Nah, I didn't mean to shoot.
I'm waiting, he's in the air for me.
Wait, wait, Venom's giving him free kills. Venom's letting him get free kills. Here we go.
60 on us.
60 right?
No.
Oh wait, Venomized Mithy?
No, Venomized Mithy gave it upside. Venomized Mithy didn't get Mithy.
They only got the gold this game and he gave it to Ron. He has no hunting rifle now.
I'm really sure Venomized Mithy has given that to him.
What's with Venomized Mithy right now?
He's so nice and calm. What's happening?
He's calling him Daddy Taxi.
Jack, have I ever called Stoppin' Daddy? Ever.
if I ever did that
come down from the top
he shot the way
they're both yellow
they're just a little fast for me
hundred?
just
then it's flying
you're still a little fast for me
they could lose this, they're going to be careful here
kept you alive
this guy hits a hundred palm
he's got the one palm window here
we got to know the pressure you did the first thing you showed me I'll see that
they reshoot yeah I get the one week in the first three yeah that's right kills
by the way he's come back to the kills in class yes well don't worry about what
they're saying but he locked her no I'm waiting to hear some head shows I hit
someone a hundred wait somebody just so better we're gonna have five kills in
FNCS you don't know the tension yeah they did yeah they definitely did Ron's
response was don't listen to the haters so we're good we're good
oh my gun back
look at who's your daddy come on 10 shots
I'm so happy that I chose the chance to tell her on that while we're in a
college head you probably so confused the time now you definitely understand
oh oh we're fiddling right now we gotta hit some of these come on run jail
Fuck, 100.
RONDENTO!
Kill them. They seem to show up here.
They're shot, everyone. They're shot way the way.
Is it rage?
Just two.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
He's weird, bro.
Oh, mythic boot.
I'm just taking big shots right now.
No, he said five or six.
At least he said five or six is what he had.
Oh, yeah, some new team actually.
So, quick comparisons.
OGC and OGC.
He said, okay, the Grands was twice as long, but Vendo in his last Grands dropped 50.
And he's the ideal.
Stop, block.
That's a close two days, though.
So technically 25 each day would be the same comparison of Ron
Oh, no, we have we have missed of these shots, but that was one of the craziest day-tos we've like ever seen Venom went nuts lost friends
That on my cheater
You got it. You got it. I'm not saying it might actually be a cheater
Yeah, especially on West West is known for a lot of cheese. That's the biggest problem
Lacey is gonna have as well with grand finals and stuff like
Here we go. No, I love you. I love you one better box up. Let's see the ones this respect the ones here
140 times a sniper, okay, no
Oh, Ron's feeling confident pushing in you spill a confident. He's on one. Don't worry about me. Get PC Ron get PC
Yo, Trace in. Nevermind. Trace in. Nevermind.
Oh my god. Trace in.
You wanna say anything longer?
Don't worry about me!
Let's go!
I fucking told you bro.
You got him!
I said don't worry about me and then what happened?
You didn't have to worry about me.
What did he say?
Did you have to worry about me or no?
Cause I still did it.
Nice, bro.
Not like not that good bro. Not that good
But that's the kind of stuff they're like
Lacey those run like back when Ron was playing you didn't really like phase in like Lacey does now like when the walls get weak and they
Resetting that if you run forward and hit the wall, you're like good even if they're holding it. He doesn't really do that
Like shoot without
I'm not trying to take a shot over the shoot
I feel like wash right now. Chad it's like kind of Celtic Shaq a little bit
We got some Celtic Shaq. I love that
What was he running? Get on point man!
Headed, headed, headed, headed.
No he blocked it, he blocked it.
But that clip we saw on spawn earlier was pretty good. He's definitely not feeling it right now.
This is... This is him looking worse.
When?
Here's someone. Here, how do you...
Yeah I'm shot.
I think the pressure, he's got the pressure on the sniper right.
He's trying to force the sniper too hard right now.
Never shoot, never shoot, never shoot. Never.
He's hit the ground in two minutes.
He's shooting the wrong version. I go, come on.
Left one, left one, left.
He's in there.
Oh my god
It's nothing
It's nothing
I think that's a compliment at this point
He gave the rifle, he's the great, he's the second best
He's the second best
the rifle he's the great is the second best sniper in the history of the game is what ron was down
behind thomas hd which if you don't know thomas hd is i'll argue with the best sniper in this game's
history there better it's good though let's see it thunder running what are you sure at least okay
thunder what are you sure wow
Oh my god, it looks a bit different that's your shit
Dude, I'm the widest Australian ever. I say this discussion every time it happens. It's a regular
Yeah
Yeah, you went in the course specifically went on my way to mention the wrong earlier like I was like
I was like already know for playing a better
I was like first up his dad's black and he got really confused why I said that and answer I think it was mama
Sorry, it's mom's black
Oh my god
Okay
Yeah, the performance he put on last Grand Finals, definitely, yeah.
But then he, unfortunately, battled land.
He got some, he was supposed to be unconditled land, and then 15 minutes before the tournament
started, found out he was contested in a Dingo Well.
But yeah, the guy, he just won Grands with as well.
It's like an up and come, or he's crazy on control.
His best place in the 4-point event was 8th in Grands, and then he won Grands with Venos.
So, it wasn't like Venos got carried either.
He put up an insane performance.
You wait, Lays is in 4th?
Yo, okay, we might have to check that out real quick,
chat one second, wait, three, four.
Laze is in fourth.
So Ron's ex-
So Ron's ex-
F***ing mod is doing better.
Oh my God!
It's Ron's ex-teammate, dude.
That's who he played like the last couple weeks with.
So Laze drops Ron and now he's a top four player.
It is worth mentioning he's playing with an ex-pro though.
D-roll, D-roll used to be a professional player.
Cameraman, cameraman, cameraman, cameraman.
Cameraman, cameraman, yeah.
W-cameraman, Laze also used to be really good, by the way.
Like Laze was from the Fortnite scene with Ron.
They both used to play all the time.
Hold on bro, I'm just trying to get that real quick.
I'm with you now, now I'm ready.
Here we go.
100.
He's hit every shot.
He's hit every shot.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Is that it?
It makes you wonder, man.
I don't know.
Ever since Mooda had been really PTSD about everything.
Mooda?
What ended up being the result of that?
I was watching bits and pieces of that, so what was the final conclusion?
What's the mood of Mooda more than me?
Oh, oh, we're doing that.
is cheating on mech and camellia we don't know we don't know you don't even
want to know buddy okay I can't even talk about all of it because of legal
positioning. Oh wow, I get to like NBA's and use the contact. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I just saw it.
Yeah, he's knocked. Well, yeah, that guy was on a party. How do you just shoot every time you look at someone?
I just had to. Oh, yeah. So every time you hover somebody is going like fuck myself. What should I do?
I think I'm not like once I have this gun
Did something that is not even legal bro not legal healing up. Yeah, but he was like 15
Yeah, big problem. Yeah, okay
Okay, I mean you can gas grow it's not like bad bad it's bad. It's not like we know what's like robbing
Yeah, much I know it's okay
My dad knows to yeah, and I don't even I don't do anything with me funny
I
Bro if you go to
If you go to Peter's YouTube channel two years ago when I won the one P. I thought he was cheating the whole time
I didn't have to believe he wasn't for the sake of the Esports, but it was easier to describe that he was cheating than he was doing in Chapter 5.
I think we made more sense that he was cheating than I know it, so like I'm definitely honestly watching what I'm doing and cheating.
But then he went to land and it was done as it is.
It's nice that the land performance is crazy.
No, I watched the GCP 1v1. I do remember that. I do watch it.
I go full of the like 100 O's after a minute, but that one was fun. That and run one was fun as.
Yeah, I've had a lot of accusations myself for sure some of the shots haven't come on
We gonna hit these come on
Kind of turn off all sudden
Yeah
No shield.
Alright, let's see if Venom drop down.
Yo, what the fuck?
Oh!
I got you, bro.
Here, you want?
I got you.
I got him.
Run to the left side of the area.
Run towards the boys.
Thank you, guys.
He's going left side of you.
Venom the Amos, he knows.
We're on a tree, so guess what?
Our elevation does not matter.
Yes, friends.
I'm built to the left.
I got you, bro.
Everybody's watching you.
Everybody's watching you.
When you're in the rotating zone, it's like this.
You don't want to go straight.
Like, see the white line where it tells you, like, the straight way to zone.
You don't want to go down the middle.
It'll be able to sit on you and you can't really see them you like hot hot left or hard right just like look down
It also in high level means no one can mirror you because pros will go under you and then wait and like they'll build up towards
Which you can't see them and then like shock wave up and take it from you
Yes, I'm good
16 that's not terrible especially because better than either just go get some kills well are you wash all right?
Yeah, he's back talking for sure. He told me he was gonna raise me. He said he wanted to hear venerate, so
I got a 50 70 chuck. I've got your shot. I'm the king
Here we go run drop it down. He's ever done this before this is not his job
Double edits then I'll say he's not gonna shoot
You three pieces of run three pieces. He's coming up on front side
Pistole nigger come on
Okay, okay, okay, I'm just gonna okay one sec. Okay, we're going lower here one sec
How do I even find this on YouTube chat without me also like getting canceled here? I'm gonna do pissed on day
Okay, so this is a famous clip in the in the history of format. Okay. I'm just gonna show you real quick
This is like it's a very famous clip
Just so you know the origins of this
Had to get you controller player for sure you can tell oh, yeah. Yeah
This is Day, 2x FNCS winner, again, worth mentioning to your chat, also Black.
Yeah, that's Day.
So you know Meru who told me the other day, like Meru, crazy, like, best control player
of all time?
Yeah.
Two of his FNCS wins with that guy, Day.
He was really good, like, one of the best players in his prime.
Play with Klicks actually, do it with Klicks for me.
Him and Klicks came fourth, I think.
So that's when whatever people say pissed on, that's like the fortnight thing they're
going for here.
I'm it's the helm
Thank you. I missed the day all seven. Oh, no, they got seven dream hack. They won. Sorry. That's right
Yeah, yeah, it's the seventh their dream hack was a win. Oh four four. Yeah, they won dream hack
His click has one tournament chat
When they mentioned that
They say it's like one tournament bro. It's like
Okay, come on. It's like saying
PSG one
Like no, like nobody cares until PSG started winning UCLs, then I care.
Or like it's like saying Germany won fucking Bundesliga.
Nobody cares bro.
That wouldn't happen CS!
Dreamac was like a kind of big deal but it's slightly fair, slightly fair.
Oh Bayern won Bundesliga, I don't give a fuck!
Wouldn't happen CS!
Play you can do it. Come on. They place you can bring it home. He's on 130. He needs his game
It's fine
We knew what you meant
Where's the last time someone but it's like that isn't dormant or
Probably level person
Okay, wait last year. Oh shit, okay
Okay, yeah, no, not long ago. Not long ago. I mean, okay, we're in Germany's kind of some of Alibaba, right? Yeah, 2024. I knew that I knew that
But my my football knowledge is like in 2015 like I've got WS ball knowledge, but from only 24 and 2014 and 15 because of FIFA
I was like mad FIFA nerds. So it's football from that era. I'm good
Okay
Okay, but it's mainly by an environment. Yeah
Yeah
They have all the money, so they buy all the talent.
Ready? Edit the wall?
Nope.
They have all the money.
Off and over.
You see me?
Story of football.
Yep.
It's the worst thing about football.
Oh, WRAP!
Every major sport in Australia has got salary caps.
Here, one medal.
Yeah.
Okay.
Bro, that's what I like about NFL, because you draft, right?
So if you have a bad team, you get the first draft pick.
Let me show it.
And deep up, if you have a bad team, you get fucking relegated.
I just see this in other blockchains.
Pretty much.
have to like get invested you need some oil money in there just like injecting
into the club
they will undefeated the year they won wait watch it fire and don't we just suck
arse that yeah I'm so confused okay am I
get down get down pull zone nice okay huge you pull zone oh that's not huge
wait I just got sprayed down okay good idea watch the other small real quick
channel come back yeah I'm fine I go good this will be quick but it's always
entertaining because like anything could go wrong
Yeah, that was good that so the points for div 3 because there's no elims is much lower there
So 101 points actually not bad
And because they started late, but he's lobby this lobby's gonna be better than last lobby like the players in here will be way better than last one
But it's got to try him bro
Yeah
Three but he's actually trying no he will try me
25 on him.
Cause Venom like hates losing to people.
Doesn't matter who it is.
There's a dip in the 3-way skit.
He'll still care that he lost.
20, 20, 20.
Hey!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
He's fucking gone!
He's got him.
Did Ronsey got him?
Yeah.
We, they are crazy.
They just killed 3 kills.
I think you're fucking crazy.
He's good, bro.
He's good.
He's good.
He's really good, man.
So Venom is a tough fight, bro.
Yeah, well based on last season, the Grants he did phenomenal and then the land didn't go that well
but the kind of the vibes of the land which he got conned last minute just kind of
just didn't really recover from it. But yes, which is why it clicks on even more pressure right now
because if they do bad, everyone's gonna say it's him not Venno, you know?
Yeah, okay, good, that's what's pointing out. So Venno has one of the best FNCS Grants performances of all time
if not the best, like even better than Peerbots. They got 6 out of 12, they won 16 out of 12 in EU Grants
And that was without music to all medallions.
Yeah, they won half the games in Grand Finals, him and Queezy.
It was a legendary performance.
So like, peace from gate season, the whole season was better,
but the actual just by itself grand performance from Venom was insane.
Him and Queezy.
They had Katana yet, but the other people had Katana too.
It wasn't like Dashcoin only one person had it.
It was good ass tournament, they played for no reason.
He's a thousand points was crazy chat, but it's just always gonna be like Median stuff
But yeah, he's so much better. I want to see I want to say awkward crazy, but I know if he will we'll see
If I was crazy here
Yeah, so I'll store really really fast mechanics
So at the last lane of it not the last one the one before this kid was like the guy to beat it won't be one
Like he was beating everybody won't be one
Pretty much every other pro and then after day one he had the most kills of any player
And he's any from West like a small reason with their normal expect to do shit
I see pretty good, bro. He's like with him
Oh, they see things all well. Yeah, so the season which have what was the season lazy should have made grants with you
Be and then they like
Nice good drop down from ladies
What season was that chat so I know how long ago it was
That's why season one yes, so like two years ago
Like Lacey should have made grand finals not getting carried two years ago, so he's definitely not bad
I can't think I have sort of image right so many Nets
All mats in full trucks.
That's what I can do here.
Oh, Ock has to be dead here.
He's got double chugged too.
He's got full chugged.
He's got storm sickness.
So you hear that sound?
It was the storm sickness warning.
So if he takes a hundred damage here,
he'll go active and he'll just die.
So he's dead.
Yeah, he's dead.
You're storm sickness.
That like, ooooooooon sound, that's storm sickness.
Third again, not bad though, right?
Yeah, no, not bad at all, not bad at all.
He might be British, but you're a good dude.
What exactly do you mean?
I'm half American, half English.
Really?
Humboklaulahi.
What do you mean by that?
It's like that, uh...
I don't know what I mean.
Howdy, but I got another one.
It's about to be 24 years old.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, life's kinda like, once you become like 21, after 21, there's nothing left in life.
Like, you realize that your 18th birthday was cool, then when you hit 21, you're like,
damn, I can legally drink.
And then when you're 22, you're like, wait, nobody really cares about my birthday.
You just slowly...
Then when you're 23, you're like, wow, taxes and I have to now pay for my own rent?
Just 10, 21, man.
Like, life's kinda going downhill.
You just slowly approach that.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yo, what?
Yo, what?
What's true you just begin your slow march towards death like after your 21, dude
It's like I go to the casino go gamble go drink whatever
Now
Like drinking like we're 18 18 drinking you can drink at 18 Australia
Bro, you can drink it 18 in like every country but America I swear
We do you you got a visit one day
What else?
Sydney, bro, Sydney, come on my city my home city. Yeah. Okay. What okay? I'll put you on here. I'm sorry. What's the capital of Australia?
100 hundred hundred
Okay, you were smart enough not to take like the city everyone thinks it is like you went for like one of the obscure cities
but no it's camera I've never even heard of can't bear that what no it was a
city so like city and you said sorry Sydney and Melbourne couldn't agree on
what the capital should be they invented a city it dead in the middle of both and
made of the capital what yeah it's only there to be the capital and then now it's
grown into like an actual city but that's why it's there that's kind of cool
Yeah, one place that I really want to go to again. You should
It is a long flight. I mean you're Florida, right? So if you go to you guys
14 hours direct flight from Dallas though. So he is to Dallas than
Dude all these lands in Europe man. It's the last land was in Germany took me 30 hours to get there
I walk out my door
So I will like all flying two flights and all the layoffs and shit. Yeah, it's like 30 hours. Yeah, bro
That's that dude. You're gonna
Know
Like kind of bless these days to be able to get business I just lay down and sleep for as much second
But yeah, it's just um I it's pretty shit. I used to buy economy for that flight. It's pretty fucking rough
Now business. I'm not gonna complain too much. I guess I'm gonna sleep and watch anime and shit
He runs chat every time Beno says it, it's just too crazy for me.
And her?
Yeah.
This code is Clixson.
I was too, too, too, too.
Okay.
Oh, it's Clixson.
There's a Clixson.
They're going to go to make this.
Yeah, they're going to come in.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm gonna go mid-hungry, that has two shots in a gun, that has two shots in a shoot, it's twice before reloading every time, this is gonna be fun to watch.
Ozzy, you're 6'5?
I am.
You wanna know something Ozzy?
Yep, you're 6'4?
Well yes, and also another thing.
Ozzy.
Okay, yeah.
I have streams, I believe, I might be wrong, Chaff.
I believe I have streamed with two Australians, you and Ken.
You're six five ten is six foot seven ten is six
Shit, I'm getting mugged damn. I'm actually not
Gigantic what is that?
huge I think it's like a genetic
I think it's like our ancestors are too busy like fun for their lives only like the big ones survive
You know I mean like if you're kind of like you got to survive all the shitty you have to kind of be huge
We don't die. Yeah, then it just sold I don't know what just happened there
So I run to the question on question. It's fine. He's got it
And I'm what's the better just died with like his favorite gun. We have a mythic hunting rifle
It's only one in the game. You don't get it every game. He's gonna want that back
I don't follow too much so I haven't known boggles and since like he stuck his fucking fork in a toaster
that was boggles and I just didn't know what he was up to these days and I
watched you roughly turn all of a sudden fucking boggles the captain I was like
what the chance at the boggles I think it is never say yep that's the one you're
He's apparently forgetting that what watch where you're checking your goggles. You're not doing shit to me buddy
What's your height? What's your height?
What's right?
He's gonna be like the mo molly, so he like mobs anyways. He's got a fucking mullet, and she's got like he's good
He's going to curly ginger mullet that dude is like our god down here. He's not six ten
I do think he's pretty big remember he looks fucking huge, but he's not six ten
No, he's not Chad. No the fuck box box six
Are you still coming to tarpon Springs buddy models? We're not needing bro. I don't want to be within a mile of you, buddy
Go meet fucking high-vives, bro
Go meet fucking high-vives buddy, I think high-vives go on the tarpon Springs
Wait, this guy's at its own disgusting.
Yeah, well this is him on 40p too.
He's doing better on 0.
I don't know anything about that.
He's playing from central, yeah, this is him on his own server.
This is going to show like, what, like, what the fuck.
How much harder central is this?
This is div 3, 2 though.
See that? See that? See that?
Do you think it's, like, what? Like, how do you...
Do you think it's important to have a pro with bad ping?
That's like...
There's a few pros in Fortnite, so Focus and EU guys, one of the best players in the world.
He made grand on 60 ping, and then Aviv is like a crazy ass player in NA history.
Not super insane like right now, he's not like playing that much, but he doesn't like
60 ping.
Like there's devs and players.
There's people who've made grand on 50-60, but if you go above 60 it starts to get pretty
brutal these days.
Wait that's good.
Like Tron, kid.
Tron's still got the AMV, SMG.
Oh, he's coming like that.
Ron's still got the A, the SMG, he's pumping like that.
RUNNY!
RUNNY!
Well, like in that last endgame we watched,
Ron actually added 200 in, like a perfect pump shot.
200's the max damage with that shot,
and he nailed it, so Ron's got some good aim.
Not bad, RUNNY!
Did you say that he had 100 to owe you?
Or was that Lacey 100 to owe you?
Ron 100 owed me, yes, 100 times in a row.
Bro, stop vaping!
Holy shit!
Why did people fake it?
bro stop fucking vaping dead ass like dead ass please you're gonna die no one
knows the long-term effects of this shit brother shit's like seven years old
stop my god please don't you know we don't know we don't know like we know
how bad is that we know it is fucking terrible I mean Cali's like we don't
know we know how to stay for 15 years of a 20 years of like it's
It's just straight cancer. I mean, everyone knows right here's the thing bro back in the day because
My dad told me vaping might be worse for you that then smoking because vaping is actual fucking like straight up fucking
Faking chemicals and juices and flavorings. Yeah. Yeah, here's the acid a little bit of a fun fact here chat
Little bit of a knowledge dump for you kids that think it's cool to vape
Back in the day
Doctors used to literally prescribe people you should smoke cigarettes you should smoke you should go smoke because they didn't know the long-term
Effects of it then 30 40 years go on and people like oh my god this shit is literally cancer
Could you imagine the effects of vaping bro? Y'all gotta stop vaping dead ass
But yeah, if y'all told me you guys were smoking weed every single night instead of vaping
I would say okay. That's better than vaping bro. That's better than vaping
Yeah, it's also just too fucking convenient. You just like it. You see your fucking desk and just keep stuck on that shit
So it's even worse
At least smoking like you gotta go outside and shit all the way make a effort. Yes, bro
No, I mean, I don't think there's no no you're good. There's no kid baby. You see anything like this shit tells me
Don't make y'all please please
WGC
That's how it was man, not only that, they used to prescribe smoking, it was like a weight loss thing, like yeah, just smoke and you lose weight.
Is that what happened with Vape first? I suppose Vape first came out, people were trying to argue it was healthy and shit, like this is way better version of smoking, like that same shit happened, no?
I remember this, people might chat about getting mad at me for being like, yo you guys probably shouldn't be like, no no, it's healthy bro, it's just vapor, I'm like, but like that's not how that works I think.
I have a vivid memory of this. I was streaming when this was happening
This wasn't even that long ago
Another win another win
Gc said you guys go to make sure Gc watches the east most World Cup finals
I think you guys will like it
It's next Sunday, and it's like set lobby finals. There's like a broadcast and everything. It's like super fast pays
You guys will like it
Alright, I'm back.
You guys enjoying this? You'll fucking love the EWC stuff.
Oh, EWC's in a week, right, Aussie?
Yeah, Sunday.
Oh, we're there, Twins. We're there.
Oh, fuck yeah, hell yeah.
She's like, broke thousand everything.
That's, and then reload will be good,
because if you all, your toys don't reload,
but if you're playing the problem, it's gonna be reload.
So I can like, explain shit to you so you actually know the fuck's going on.
So you're gonna play that game, but have you?
Wait, my turn is reload?
No, no, no, the pro aim, Tony's reload.
You can do whatever you want with yours.
You're doing OG, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But the program is gonna be reloading we're guessing. Oh
But I think you like it like I think you like the fast reload because then it's not spec-tasting later
You can die and then come back and like you know
And it's not what you want to get alley-aid because now you can cut your glider out of the sky
So you want to get farmed out of the sky anywhere near as much?
Ted there's no way they make it regional and then make it battery out they're not gonna make it bigger
I'm guessing reload because it's easier. It's just 40 people. Yeah
Wait so EWC is in what date what date what date?
At the same time in top five qualifiers like you know, but like finals we see there's no broadcast the heat
I just will I just dream it but it's fine as you drop broadcast cast as everything. Oh, you know, they're here
30 lives, so you want to run or oh Venom you watch
Man, oh, I think
Then I see vinegar crazy. Okay. Everyone is not him. Let's watch Venom
He's got the mid big hunter. I was so hunter have is only have one shows, you know the mythic has two
So it's super okay
watch you WC I'm gonna be my friend yes yeah I don't hear so oh is that your
fucking like challenge thing you're doing yes bro I can't until I get over it
oh god okay so yeah you're gonna be busy I still you know yeah 27 27 I knew I was
doing something just why I was asking dude that is gonna be interesting so what
what rank you starting out right now you're brun something I'm three I'm
trying to get the bruns to the right start okay do you get stream side bad
When you play league is a target man. You've been outside of that as a bad thing. You have to cover the mini map machine
If I have a one-second delay, I get
Target banned on my one tricks and then goes to the fruit bush
Okay, it's every game. It's every game, bro. Like it doesn't matter
Love me to hit you
Sorry, but yeah, like every game I play is just fucking snipers
Yeah, you don't get sniped. Oh, thanks mirror. Oh, yeah, never mind Aussie
I've never been stream slacked in my life
Mirror underscored just said I don't you'll be here. Go fuck yourself
I think he knows bro. He definitely has a strange time. She always like
So this load I didn't say I know if you know it's sniper shotgun only he has no spray weapon right now
He doesn't have any gun if he
WHAAAAAT?!
If he misses the shotgun so he's fucking dead as I was about to say and well all eyes on Ron come on
Well, I gave you all the loot. Yeah, but I also didn't expect someone to just impulse up within five
Not even three seconds of your death
Some fresh it that's like good. I like to get an endgame back
Yeah, but I had dead just last a fire
Wait, let's wait wait. No what if it kills matter at the end when you couldn't fucking win
So what did the kills matter?
You fucking burger it was up to you to fucking when you lasted dead five seconds
It doesn't matter. It doesn't fucking matter.
No, how many kills do you have? How many kills do you have?
You did it.
It doesn't fucking matter because there's no point.
It doesn't matter, no. But you see, it doesn't matter.
I outlived you, that's what the whole point of this tournament is, right?
I outlived you. I outlived you.
You got outlived by stumble fucking Latino.
Are you fucking crazy?
Niggi, you lasted in bed.
Five seconds.
What is this gay shit?
It's the same thing. You lasted five seconds.
It doesn't matter.
You had how many kills and in the end didn't do anything?
I had 20 kills you had one yes I have 20 I did not I had 20 I had like eight I had like eight
and out of 20 kills I have like nine assists so it doesn't even fuck is this like you saying you had 16 14
kills like oh congrats bro you have 20 kills wait how many points did you get
like one of the same that's my teammate the solos that I gave him everything I'm 5 5 5
Jugg yeah
No, no if like gun to venos head laughing you line to qualify he's probably don't jump down playing like that
That was unfortunate. He's definitely pissed but I run his ride in this format
You need to play like the biggest pussy, but runs also just as a baby. He can't do it either
Fucking
I'm not making fun of your teammate, I'm making fun of you Niko!
I'm 24, almost.
Thank god.
This is taking a bad turn.
I wanna check your damage ratio.
Go ahead, check my damage ratio.
Damage ratio? Oh, we're going deep, we're gonna get the keen stat going chat.
We're doing damage ratios.
Oh, your time to fame is winning 1F and CS character battle, no problem.
Oh, he brought up a non-aware...
You're in the same mode as me, I don't dip one bro.
Yeah dip one, but how did that go today?
Oh, shit.
Oh, this is the last one because Ron's actually very good at blaming you.
How do you fuck?
So it's just a skit every month now, like...
It's just like, eat my ass, bro, like...
It's fine.
This is a lot of strange times.
Is that fucking idiot?
He got sprayed, sprayed, sprayed.
Oh, what's Venedon?
Last act?
I'm going in.
I've been a stone
that's solo for some reason
no way there's one solo
nothing I don't have anything
I don't have anything
I'm not a killer
Oh, then I'm dead here
you jump on him
yeah, I'm gonna
I'm gonna be right
I'm not a
cracker
come on run
get active
there's one solo left
I just want to use the boots
I think there's two teams
low key
I mean one team is white
and one solo
I was in there
We watched Lacey endgame, which we're watching from off spawn.
Chat, what do you guys want to watch?
Lacey's going to endgame.
I like that the team is arguing.
This is still so tame. I'm not sure what's up with Venom today.
It's good.
We'll see Ron until they get the kills, and then they're just chilling for like 5 minutes anyway.
We'll see if they chase him down.
Here we go. Yeah, okay. Watch the fight.
Watch the fight.
They got a lacy fuck I'm one
You're a favorite you're the favorite for not skin JC. Yeah to be if you have to main one for the rest of your life
I bought that messy one about like I don't know a year ago
Okay, when they come out like when he would bet messy
That one I bought that like a year ago. I just never taken those kids
I do random skins, but it's not really great. Oh, but yeah, sometimes I do that
But when was that chat when that come out? It's a messy like over a year ago. I think I bought that
But that's not the last one I bought really
Yeah, that's probably that's gives all worn a lot
I'm gonna be honest. So like the streams not be situations even the delay on you might have to switch that up just occasionally
Maybe just in the 20s. I don't know
Yes
Yeah, I was a messy fan when I was fucking hate
That actually saves me around for that long. He's been that good for that fucking long.
Thank you, bro. This is what I need in the call. Yeah, he's been at the top of football for 20 years straight. That's insane.
Dude, is it? Okay, have we got like other athletes in the other sports coming up like the ghost?
We got like Lebron, Ron, Messi, they're all getting up there though. Like, they're getting replaced there, right?
It's not as famous.
Coming up, it is.
Two guys, bro.
Laminga ball and Michael Rodec.
Michael Rodec.
Okay, I haven't heard about the same guy too much. I definitely know about Yamal though
Those are the two guys man that are coming up, but mainly look at me, bro. Mainly look at me
And then how old is that? How old is Holland? He's not young
23 22
23 22
This is the ages to go
This is first world huh?
Norway never really made that many woke up. It's 25?
Okay
Yeah, over 40, he's like 40 or 41.
That is insane.
Okay, Lacey, this is what this is for a nice little bone right here.
Me, huh?
I'm good, I didn't get hit.
Come on, he's gonna, he's gonna, sir, he kills the bogey, they stopped him,
he's trying to gas him off.
Right, right, right, right, right, right.
They got you, they got you, they got you, they got you.
The lane is by Lacey.
Nice, nice, nice.
I'll get to kill that him.
get the SMG, they still got the SMG, I swear to god
I know you want it, all the people here are in the boss
why do they cone? why do they cone?
so they can edit, pick up, you cone because if someone comes up and takes your wall and you have no cone
they can put a scare on you, they can like, yeah they can, or they can grab the cone themselves
you don't want to give them the base control
also like, I don't do that to you, so the shockwave grenade things they're throwing
They send you forward, but they also make you like run fast and give you an effect
So you see how our keeps like giving it to them. See how he's like glowing red right now
He has the overdrive effects from the grenade
So they also like throw codes down so they can throw them on the walls and stuff and they'll get like thrown around the box
That was good
That was good. That was good. That was good. That was good all your heart
Your hot mess for a soft match yet
Yeah, sweet, you know, bro, you will do but ready to go and you got this
I'm gonna try to win the fight.
I'm gonna try to win.
You gotta see.
If it didn't reload, you like play like it really depends.
It's gonna depend a lot on who you get and who some of the other teams are.
Because LATestin thinks they're a pretty fucking crazy team.
They didn't do good stuff. They didn't do good the last program. That's why I like
Today, yeah, they should they should I'm way better
But there was a there was like five really good teams lost program like like
I didn't think me and me and he was maybe thought like
Like there was some crazy ass teams with both like the creator was really good
The French team had like an ex-French pro like the guy who was playing with Sadie is really good
She's like a female like bro. She's extremely good
He's chillin he's chillin he's vibing
She's vibing
She's vibing, he's chillin
Ladies find World War 3 out here
Big pump, ooh with
I got her, I got her
I got her, I got her
Big pump, I got her, I got her
I got her, I got her
It's not bad, they're consistent.
They don't win though, they don't win.
No, they're not getting too many wins.
We have TG as well.
So have you watched TG much before?
Like a beer?
You know Mr. Typical Gamer, the most recent icon skin?
Yeah, I know a little bit about him.
I know a little bit about him.
So he was playing with Booga and like they were, because he's Division 1, he's the same
Division as Lacy, he doesn't play with like pros.
Like he plays with Quinn who's like an ex-pro.
So he's current Division 1 player too and if he's in the pro-am, he'll be a creator
too and he's nuts.
really yeah so there's gonna be some good teams like facts if it ends up
being facts and Pete like facts facts is an interesting one but he plays a bunch
of those he plays a lot and he's definitely a little bit lower the
creators going people say he's shit but he's not shit the thing is he might
make people like shit though that's the advantage you might have if he gets paid
make me play worse because he just rage they're two good friends like they're
too close like when he played me Pete wouldn't yell at me like maybe no
of ages but it's like a different relationship so like when I play with him I just gave him everything
I never liked behind the tree for anything I just I was a bitch let's be real I was a bitch
the facts will definitely piss him off so he might play worse with facts than he played with me
so as a duo they're better on paper but it's just will Pete play as good with facts he did with me
that's the question
big snipe
what why are they on the storm they're like going back
yeah I think it's with the seeds behind this team might be grieving him but
Taking a one tick is fine. Like this isn't bad at all.
You know someone has Stormstick that's like with a 600 damage taken?
If you're in a one tick like this, that's 600 seconds you can take.
So it's not...
It's more the latest storms, like the 5 and 10 ticks you really don't want to take.
What is this emo, bro?
On paper.
What's what?
Wait, is an emo on paper?
Don't really matter.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Not much, daddy.
I don't know, I'm not sure.
Get on me.
Dude, I'm not up to date with the memes, bro.
That's some like freak sexual shit, like media stuff.
My sky's got a daddy coming in bro.
What conversation is this?
What are we just coming in?
Bro are they like doing well?
What's happening right now?
Are they doing good?
Okay yeah so they're 133. Let's check.
I'll check division 3. So division 3
they up there at all?
They're not even top 100 right now. No.
They're 133 so they are in
Oh boy.
So bro let's talk about it.
Bro that's the top 5 player and it's not top 100.
Yeah, it's 250th. I mean Venom did celebrate that last game Venom definitely shouldn't got one pump. That's pretty rare
They're also fighting way too often, but yeah in that last endgame
So boring though, can you imagine just sitting in a box staring at the wall like Venom Venom has too much
An ego to just sit in a box. I like to drink on me
But I'm sitting in a fucking box. What?
I'm trying to win I mean that's why you'll do good the poem too because you'll care enough to like try
Play to lose. I'll play anything to lose it. That's for sure. That's that's yeah, you just you're gonna play the format
Bro Jack, I don't care what people say bro to me. We're having fun in video games is playing to win. I don't have fun
Losing bro, I don't know the fun and losing. I like to play to win bro. I like to have
Try hard have good teammates. I like to play to win. That's fair. That's fair
That's you getting this fun. I don't like I don't losing is not fun
Do you know about the doing the stinky in the open? Like, you know, does that mean anything to you? Yeah
Okay, edit it out. He went up on a ramp
But he said doing the stinky in the open and then it seems like so I stop and he got snagged
Yeah, so that's wrong. So even Ron was like in his like peak actually competed. He's still fucked around a bunch though
So expect me to play the format in this like I had there's no way he was ever gonna play
He was never ever gonna play this format properly
And then it was not going to unless Ron really forces him to
Yeah, Ron is not his buddy, bro, not that lie
No, he's the funny ass dude.
I actually, it's why he got worse teammates towards the end.
I'll tell him that on stream earlier.
Like if he wasn't as funny, he wouldn't have been a teammate at the end of his career.
It's because he was funny if he would have thought he was ass, but he was still like good.
His mental was bad, but he was still solid at the end of his career when he quit.
He qualified like, so Evans, he has back in the day, once you played with one team, you weren't like locked in.
He qualified three separate weeks with three separate teammates last minute because no actual pro would play with it.
Somebody in my chat has said something true.
He said, I hate losing more than I enjoy winning.
I enjoyed winning. Yeah, I hate losing more than I did winning, bro.
It's a better chat.
If it's something I'm good at, like if I lose a
R6 1v1 like that shit's gonna affect me. I'll get mad.
But like if I lose in something I'm horrible, I don't care.
But if it's something I dedicate my life to, I want to win.
One point, one point, three.
Yes, man.
I mean, but even League, right?
Like you're like you have to dedicate your life to League, but you fucking hate League.
I get mad at League, but I think everybody gets mad at League.
League is a shitty fucking bad game.
League is a bad game, bro. You're supposed to get mad.
League is literally designed to make you want to kill yourself, bro. Literally!
League is the only game that is designed to make you want to die, bro. That's it.
It's so true. That's the worst part. It's so unbelievably true.
Bro, you've actually played... You've played 4,000 games. You know more than you know.
I played a lot. Yeah, I played a lot of League, bro.
Yeah, I played a lot of League fighting today, bro. I didn't enjoy any of it. Like, straight off.
You don't enjoy it. I started playing the other day. I had one day off a week.
I played like, for like, three games. I was miserable. I'm like, why am I doing this to myself?
I just understood what he was saying.
Literally hug your wife or something, bro.
Do anything else, just anything.
Anything you can load up with, and your day is just fed up.
No, I'm buying 3x this.
You go ahead, 10x.
This is the problem now. Now they're getting held and now it's bad.
Now they're going to take their resources and stuff.
Yeah, they're fighting, then they're getting third-party, then they're dying,
and then some little West Kid thinks they're good.
Bro, this is what I'm talking about, bro.
Play to win! Pull out a delay!
Watch out for the endgame!
I don't want you guys die
And then dying early end games so bad to see he's
The lobby's the lobby's get better than two which is kind of more fun
You don't want to verse like absolute shitting kids, so they're stupid it too
This is this is like there's one of those games where like someone else is making an unbelievably dumb play will just ruin your game
Even if you're a better player
You want to verse smarter people in this game. Oh
Oh, um, yo, that's about moneymaker. Was he ever a pro?
Yeah, no, moneymaker was. Moneymaker made a land. Yeah, no, moneymaker was an actual pro, for sure.
So like with the whole like agent Jeff moneymaker thing, moneymaker was like a lot better
comparatively as a pro than Jeff, for example. Moneymaker was 100% a pro.
Yeah, he was a huge troll, but he was a pro. Yeah, he was making grand. He qualified to land.
He still is. Like, he's still like, he's not as good as he was like a couple years ago,
ago but money maker could still make like the best one on EU like he could
make an EU Div finals he's close but did he make last grandstand actually much
forgetting I don't think he made last phase did he might be wrong yeah he
he doesn't make content he just he just competes now oh you did okay there you
He came 36, so he made two grand, one grand each.
But he came 36 out of 50.
So not crazy, but he came 36 in the hardest tournament on the hardest region.
So he's definitely really good.
E used the best region still?
Yeah, yeah, without a doubt.
Even with like PinaBot and stuff, people like PinaBot?
Yeah.
The top teams on NA can still be the best in the world, but as a whole, like, if you take
like the 50th best team on EU and the 50th best team on NA, EU's way better.
Like the last team will be so much better.
The average is so much better.
Both, yeah. Well, NA and there's some really, really good EU players as well.
Shark, right?
Yeah, Shark is crazy.
Bro, Shark, that's EU.
EU won the last LAN.
Viko Malabruka just won the last LAN and they're European.
So EU just won the last LAN.
So all the top 15, 9 were European and 6 were NA.
At the last LAN.
But they went up against each other.
Yeah, Ron will actually be on that rotate. Yeah, no, Ron on that rotate, I don't know what happened on that rotate.
He followed Venom and just got deleted. Probably don't even hit his fault, honestly.
He couldn't do anything about that. He just followed Venom's call and Venom didn't get hit and Ron got cool deleted.
Yeah.
Alright, hopefully, let's see Venom clutch. Here we go, come on.
This is Venom on leash right now. He's not getting held back. Let's see it.
Crazy pardons, like you need to get this, that's the thing.
Might be over.
The same kids last time they were in Storm, oh really?
What a good tag.
Bro, this guy's nuts.
This guy's crazy hot though.
He's one of the best hunting weapon players.
Like that, that was a headshot.
That was a headshot, by the way.
He just headshot and I knew mid-am was still alive.
I-
I- I don't get it, bro.
No, I'm not even kidding.
I think they might be getting targeted.
I just died 200
No, I can't believe it. I can't believe it, bro. I can't make you know
You know we have fucking 48 minutes. It's fun. We just need fucking two wins, right? Yeah, how much is well?
No, I'm just a fucking floppy burger, bro
This is good though because now Ron can't make fun of clays because he also did shit
You used to be the nightingale.
No time.
Chat, this is kind of like, it's like watching...
250 I think? Yeah, we should do that.
Stop taking shots, bro. For real. This is hard to watch.
You're not taking this serious, that's why!
I'm gonna ban you in my chat.
That's number one. And then I'm gonna copy and paste your fucking name.
And then I'm going into every chat I'm not at.
And I'm going to click this chat right now.
I'm banning you.
I'm gonna give a fuck.
Do you want to ban it too? I just don't care, bro.
You're gonna give me a fucking chance.
I'm just like you're not getting any fuck
He's been even every chance I got
He's been even every chance
I'm not getting a lot of money
What?
Whoa, not my chance
Is my money here?
Yeah
I need you to lock in, okay?
Who?
You shut your fucking mouth, bro
Who gives a wrong mind?
You fucking say anything and then you go
I solo shot
No, you didn't say anything
So I'm just sitting there
What am I fucking talking about?
You jump, you just, listen bro
There she was, you shot and jumped
Thanks, bro. I learned that after I fucking died after getting shot 200 oh out of the
It's not my fault. You don't fucking know common sense. I don't know common sense brother
Right
Kidding me out saying I'm a femboy with eyes emojis
Yo, I don't care bro. Is he charging his vape dead ass. He's charging his vape
That's what happened. His vape just died. He's going to crash out
Yeah, this is about to be the crash out. He's gonna very nice. I'm gonna charge it
Maybe this game's dead ass not meant for me like no troll like no no no maybe you're right like I'm dead ass here
It's like maybe I'm not meant for this shit
Some niggas go to something but just how the cookie crumbles
This is
I can tell you've been chewing on these tools too boy make a larger size
are we gonna tweet are we gonna are we gonna tweet out for the fourth time
We're gonna six packs this year
Hey, I'm just saying how I see it
He's gonna do playing the last part we play with red ish
They were like, he just gets on me.
So long.
How's the run doing? Come on run. Come on run.
Come on run, get a gun.
Oh, we didn't get the gun, he's dead.
Oh no, wait, shotgun!
He's got something! He wins! He wins! He wins!
No!
Niggah, you're so trash!
You made me start laughing so I died.
Niggah, you're so trash.
Bro, just honestly, we're good.
I can't fit through a window. I can't fit through a window. We have three games left, bro.
29% body fat, Nick.
Yo, you literally have a broccoli on top of your fucking head.
Do you understand that?
Hey, you got two inches, bro. I'll shut your dumbass up.
Hey, you're fucking two inches in my fucking mouth.
I'm five-seven and you're smaller than me.
Fuckin' my penis, bro.
I'm five-seven and you're smaller than me.
That doesn't even make any sense. What does that mean?
That doesn't even make any sense. I'm five-foot-seven.
I'm tiny, Nick, and you're smaller.
I'm literally five-foot-seven too, so what does that even mean?
Yeah, Ron is five six
You're a fucking twerp, bro, I would turn you into a campfire story. You're nothing
The fruit like the
Yes
You came fucking carry me can't even carry a disabled, bro. Are you serious? All right?
I can't carry some just through 50 pounds. Well, I'm not there 50 pounds, bro
So it doesn't make any sense. You can't care because you're dog shit, bro
You want a little bit of FNCS?
You want a 30% body fat, bro?
Why they will say that?
Because they're dick riders and that's what they're good at is riding dick the same way as you that's why they're going to the
Leader of dick riding, which is you you're literally
Lucky you're gonna bounce on my dick so hard that I'm gonna cream by inside of you and you're gonna have my fucking child
Bro, you're gonna have to raise him without me because I'm not paying child support for you. So shut your fucking mouth and walk in
Nikki you get
I'm a 32 year old man, bro. What did you just how do I describe? How do I explain this to people?
This is um
So you see enjoy watching competitive one night. Yeah, the whole mental shopping thing that I was telling you about it is
Beyond that point, bro. They're not even let alone quality fuck that they might get dead last right now
They might not make it out of the bus, bro.
True, they're on the Viko strategy, so I don't know if you know this, but Viko, the guy who won the last land event, Malibuca, was famously quoted to be saying,
So win a land you have to be gay for your duo.
An exact quote from the greatest Fortnite player in the world right now.
So, I mean, maybe they're just going that angle, you know, maybe they're just working on that.
Okay, that.
It seems like they vibe better now, this, Malim and shit, I think I'll be working.
Kinky issues, bro.
I do I told you I like getting smothered by fucking vagina in my face until I can't even I asked for air for one second
She covers my mouth and says shut up and be
Literally just told you that I just told you that you be you be yonkin at least maybe you could have had a said
You be yonking you be yonking you be yonking I'm from fucking London. I broke. Can you fucking lock in?
Like I don't know you from oh doesn't matter. I'm from the demons come from cherry
I
New Jersey right now look it up. Okay
Springs I don't care but think about Turf and Spring Shack
It's the first part of the came up. I'll show you literally the first part of the came up
This is what came up. Oh
rough areas next to it bro like those I'm not great it's literally I'm a show I
don't want to get like that's where the first thing comes up on Google you do
get cherry hill I don't know if it's gonna fucking link my address bro this
shit is I'm fucking do not trust Google at all yeah don't do it cherry no yeah I
don't fuck with this shit okay we got we're gonna come in okay okay okay show
show show show cherry hill and usually is the first photo fucking white kids of
water parks and shit yeah that's where the demons come from bro this is where
What's gonna happen? Is Ron gonna stab you in fucking here?
For the demons up. Oh my gosh. Too good, bro.
I'm going to duck dude. This guy's not even trying.
I think Ron is allergic to trying there. That's the thing. I mean, he can not do all in the pro-am.
So Ron and can not accru to one the pro-am.
Bro, the fuck are you talking about?
SummerSent loves you while we're playing, bro.
What?
What are we miss?
I suck my thing.
Jinxie, my mother has just said in chat,
well, this is an interesting stream.
My actual mother loves you, my mom, yes.
Oh, are you squirting me?
My mom is very supportive.
Oh my God.
Oh, SummerSent loves you.
The perk is just killed.
Okay.
Coming.
Oh, who are these fuck friends? Niggas are plugged. He's in my frame.
You shot Kimmy, Kimmy.
They got him?
They got him, they got him. They got him. They got him. They got him. They got him.
I'm holding my wall. I'm holding my wall.
Here we go. Come on. Win this, then. Win this.
What?
Ron, support. Ron, support.
Hey, wait.
Is there any six left?
He's covering fire.
Fuck you, kid.
Dad.
Damn.
He's good.
Let's go, let's go.
There's no one over there. I got you, bro.
He is good.
I think I said no. I got you. Here you go, kid.
Yeah.
Fuck.
He's actually moving.
I'm gonna go find Doug. Doug, you're Doug Lane. Yeah, Venom's got it.
Yeah, he's like, man, he's very good.
I need a chat for like, actually like, maybe, I don't know, treat me like I'm a human instead of a fuckin' toy?
He cooks up good chats too.
Yeah, you do like the chats placing or...
Like, bro, imagine like, I have like a chat who like...
The last finals Venom kind of like, his reason for him to cook sweet bad last finals, he's trying to like condition the job.
He's trying to like key all the teams around him, like playing ultra aggressive to like, make them not want to make a play on them, essentially.
Is that where they did shit today?
No, they just played like shit today.
No, they just did shit today.
They did shit today.
Like, I mean, Krik's uncomfortable setup.
What place did they get out?
How many teams?
Oh, shit.
I mean, I'll look.
It's going to take me a second.
Let me try and find it.
They did not do well today.
But they also did bad.
Too fair.
They also did bad last time they did it.
Like, when Krik's was not his setup.
Oh, you gotta go?
Oh, you say was it was a good sort of set up like two weeks ago and then it wasn't they didn't call finals either
So kind of just seems like when Clix isn't at his set up ages. I'm gonna have a mini run
Okay, let me see Clix tame
Fucking scare. All right, let's name 300 today
Wait you said is 300
Three they gave two nine six out of like I want to start a content house of my kids
581 yes clicks and vino came 296 place out of 510 well I give it a go
yeah I think we're getting shame for this we've seen pros do this though I will
I will say any clicks defense people's been in the situation before as well but
that's most because he just fucks round a one and then drops like a 500 point day
two so clicks and better could do it better just said before to rock he's
Confident they call tomorrow like he said they lock in we call tomorrow's event is confident. They can do it
They've got 500 point days before I just I'm not as confident because clicks really doesn't play a lot worse
We just add another setup whether it's like he's not comfortable. It's the ping or he's just like thrown off clicks plays
There's so much better reason home
It was good on you. Jack Clicton he's have dropped 500 point days as well. It's not pretend if only Pete, okay?
barrels
Clicks with Venom are definitely good enough to just obviously today was shit
So I think tomorrow the vibes gonna be bad, but
But that's my thing like tomorrow is Clicks also gonna be on a bad setup
Yes, that's why I don't think they do it tomorrow like I'm willing to say I don't think they do hopefully I'm wrong
But if Clicks was at home Venom's at home
They're locked in playing properly like let's say they got like 150 points and then Clicks internet went out
He couldn't play as the tournament and then the next day they run it back
They probably could do it but coming in with bad vibes not on the good setup like I don't think they do it
I hope they do
They're good enough to do it. It's just where they do
Yeah, that's a good example. Yeah last week they dropped 430 points on their day two last week
400 and damn
So they came back in that's clicked at his setup Venom his setup like comfortable not tilted like that's yeah, yeah
How much did it drop today?
100 something
That's what I mean. I feel like I go to like defend clicks here where he like they got they got 172 points today
And they dropped 430 on days you last week. So today was a very bad day
Clicks wins at fnc. It's like the end of like a storyline like a final II for sure
Oh 100% and I've always I like couple years two three years ago
Like when there were some of those seasons where like it looked like he was one of the favorites going into it
I had that competition my chat like do we want clicks to win?
Because we wins he might like leave and we kind of like need clicks to stay around
but then he said if he wins he's not stepping away so I don't know but there
was that there's a point there especially with the IRL streaming she was
taking off and like Ronald Lacey was taking off I was wondering if like if he won
or something or he did well would he just like pivot into that
we need to win two games right now or else I'm cut
yeah I mean he could just go back to Dallas Shabbit this is girlfriend's birthday tomorrow like
I know this one is not I mean this is a chat it's an off I mean this is gonna sound like
Coping for clicks now, but it's a div cup right before a two-week break like what I want them to do is I'm not kidding
If I'm clicks his coach, I'm telling him take tomorrow off
Enjoy it with fear and then come back lock the fucking for EWC like that would be my advice
This div cup doesn't mean shit laying on a bad setup in a pointless tournament when you're already behind shitty ass mental
Is that's what I'm saying like I would have almost taught him to take today off and just take the whole like week off
Like take this this whole div cup off and it's locking on EWC
Whatever makes them do better in the eSports World Cup finals this Sunday, cause like that's way more important.
There's literally nothing on the line in DivCup but money and like, what the fuck are we gonna retain Clicks needs it like.
The eSports World Cup making it to LAN, that's huge.
I'm not gonna be their coach, I know they don't have a coach, I'm not gonna be their coach.
There you go.
and shit he needs to pop the medkit free fall to the ground and then suck it
all those people my life
flicks is in some drama right now because he just lost his last coach
oh we had a rough howdy
we had a rough gladi cut bro
that is a bug though that is not meant to happen that's not his fault
I'm not even kidding bro like this game doesn't make any sense
oh what's that I'm gonna leave it on running so I don't have to
I had a glider animation, bro, like, I literally had a glider animation, and it just didn't work.
Somebody in my chat just typed, named Frizzy, having a girlfriend over gaming,
comma, holy larp plus cringe. Yo, Frizzy, like, bro, what the fuck are you, what are you,
having a girlfriend is larp? Are you in, are you crazy, bro? Are you insane? LARP.
How is it lord come on Ron show me something please
I don't believe it.
I feel like I'm watching SHIKE on the damn South Ex!
They're flying off, flying off, flying off.
I'm going to try to head to the other side. You can buy shit.
That was Bumble's message! Chrissy took it!
Of course, bro.
I killed him, killed him.
Alright, I'm going to go to the other side.
Hunter on the CMA, Hunter on the CMA.
I'm going, I'm going. My info's already out.
Yeah.
Bad name! Bad name! No, no, no! Bad fucking name! Bad name! Oh, no!
How you doing? How you doing?
I'm the fucking Prince of the Kingdom, everything.
Fuck it, yeah, you don't fuck this shit, bro. I just fucked my tight asshole!
It's all I die for! Yeah, just fucking kill him!
like I don't know what to do bro like I don't know to do I'm a
fucking shit man I don't know I don't know but what is this fucking sack of
fucking this is sadge now bro
I'm not gonna tell me about one thing I want to qualify bro come on
how about you want to score oh that's why I'm fucking playing
Yeah, but I just think it's funny, you know
I top lip smells like shit, bro. Oh fucking hell
That is a top lip
In your truck go fucking for life. This is evil fucking fortnight
I'm sure great
Exhorting the bad gifted
You didn't we could win somebody said dad internet theory chat. What is dad internet theory? What does that mean?
What is dad internet theory?
Okay, I'm back. What's I miss?
Nothing, bro. I'm just
They've been clutching up
I mean, how's Lacy doing? Lacy's off pace as well. I think
The ladies across two days Ron's tournaments only today. I don't know if I explained that earlier
Yeah, no you didn't vision to vision three and two year on the one day of the other one's two days
So I'm not lazy. Lacey's like doing okay though. Come on better
Did him running this load out I mean like he doesn't when he plays him like pros as well, but I don't know
I'm just talking about his asshole. Oh, of course. Yeah, nothing new. Hey, what's lucky?
Yeah, Ron, where's the map?
Oh, cool.
I only see one first step.
I'm seeing Ron with no kills.
Come on, Ron.
One of them is crossing.
Are you on the board?
Why does it seem like Ron is actually taking it serious?
Maybe they have to like freak out each other early to lock in.
Get out of their system.
Yeah, no, they're trying now.
Yeah, they're really trying now, but it might be too late.
I swear, I wasn't a lot.
I'm seeing one first step though.
There he is.
He's dead.
All right.
He's dead.
Three West kids are not past.
Not normal.
well because they you can play down a division to like this could tend to be a
dip one kid who wants to play deep three only one division like it's day
three yeah exactly box or it could be like the visual players from other
regions like oh oh no Vino might be dead but he's good oh no he's not good oh
Oh, nice play.
Baited him with a chug chug.
His guy is insane.
This is Klix's teammate, bro?
Yeah.
Yeah, every like, chat's gonna get mad at this A,
but Klix and Venom both play in as good as they can,
like 100% or a top 5 NA team.
They just gotta stop playing like it.
And I put that on MC Ben.
Where is he?
He's in there somewhere.
Okay, okay, I did eight kills come on
I'm gonna get on the boy
I'm gonna get this shit and then we're just gonna go kill a team and then we're gonna try and
I
Was miss though that I'm killing them
I think once I tell them to play placement, I think one wants out playing placement, but then I was just refusing
Oh, we tried to face any man off me. I'm getting so much better. I'm coming
How long you telling me to come on mess up? I hit this kid what I eat?
Go to that it's yours. It's nice
Wait, Zenok's I got dead ass despise you. What a lie, dude
That's not actual Zenoks, right?
I have zero kills and you have nine
Oh so am I just a fat idiot?
Like like whether like this shit is evil ass for me like I'm dead ass here. It's like this game
This game doesn't like me
Why do you say that?
You know to the pro I don't think it's actuals in on
I was fighting okay. There's a boy. He's been a for a while
This gun's broken
SMG yeah, it's pretty solid
So shoot faster if you hit fire, it does less damage, and shoot slower if you're 80S.
Well, Rottneston build damage, man.
No, I know why he's not building too much today.
That's why he only builds more than this.
Yeah.
Here, Daddy.
Why don't you just hit 100?
Okay.
The problem is now, this happens to me a lot, so when I play with pros, I just carry my
arm.
You get so impatient to try to get kills because you just don't have any.
You start doing dumb shit and try to like get the kill quickly, and you just die.
Okay.
You're gonna aim under 5?
Under 5.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
I go ahead.
You good?
You keep looking at me.
That's what I used to do when I was going 0 and 7 with Stomping on my tears.
I was really aggressive to get a kill, and then I would end up dying.
Stop that stuff.
I was going to make a joke and see if you ever you've ever experienced that in the school when I play.
You are even you at your worst is considerably better at rainbow than what I kind of am a four night or have ever been.
Thank you.
I've never been that good at the game at all.
Thank you, bro.
I'm just gonna try to get the gunner to design it again.
Like try and push as hard as you can or use over it.
To grind siege again, like, I'll always play siege, but to grind siege how I was, bro.
I was playing the game ten hours a day for like three years, continuing.
I'm getting more sharp.
I'm never reaching that one again.
Fucking hearing like the slight step of a character different around a corner so you
know they use some fucking ability, that just blew my mind.
I've never played R6.
I'll always be like good at R6, you know what I'm saying?
I didn't say cat but last season I told you I had like a 1.9 kitty but uh
Last to play 10 hours today never again bro.
Never again.
I have more fun like I'm able to
Fucking fuck on top of my head.
I'm able to like sort of stream like in just better moods just playing different games
You know rather just playing one game, you know what I mean?
I'm gonna shock rip.
I'm gonna shock.
And I literally saw you attempt to play another day and it was not a fun time.
I'm doing that again.
Second time in the show the new people are new to me like yeah it was bad.
Oh, how did you just get trolled instantly?
Yeah.
Yeah, and then a lot of times when I play R6, people just like find out about their team and they just team kill me for no reason.
And then it's like...
Oh! Yeah, no.
I've never used streaming the first bit of someone shooting you.
And then I said they didn't shoot you.
Yeah.
And then it's just like there's no respawn, so you get team killed and then you're like waiting for three minutes and it's like, I mean, what am I doing?
This is where the chat...
So I've got one kill, we have eleven burnt, combine, we have twelve.
We do this shit.
No one run.
Good math.
We do this shit, bro.
there's someone under us
I see the swim animation
I don't have that
Lay's used to me soloing, Lay never been right down in the one area
are you the devil?
Me or the same guy tonight? I've never been snagged
Are you the devil bro?
Tell me to spray that, do you have any heals in the mouth?
I think we found a Q snagged me
Me or did you team kill me?
Like I swear to God bro. It's this hill
Guys go ahead laugh laugh every time I get hit. I don't care
How do you even see individual messes in your chat, I don't know
It's like genuinely best even like to stop and be able to read if I have to offer that shit
Find one clip of me getting team killed, it's impossible!
Yeah, there's not a single archive of me getting team killed, bro, I'll make it to the end.
Has boggles ever lined up?
Yes, every hour of every minute of every day.
Wait, Bronlite won this game actually?
Have they won yet?
Let me scout.
They won one, they won one game.
That's when Bron dropped down and got fraggy, and I thought they were actually gonna call for short.
I don't think they can physically go right now.
I think they'll win here, uh...
Let's just a W key game chat. Can they win?
Or do they have to try and key the next game to make it die quickly and then win again?
Okay, two wins and they can call. Okay, sweet.
Alright, so still a check!
I generally thought it was over.
I think they're getting much lower.
Yeah, two wins. This win is one more.
The lobby is closed in 25 minutes, and they do actually have games to spare.
So if they win this game, they're looking good.
The issue is the time.
100 on?
Oh, and you also get 3409.
You fucking wanna die!
Oh, you fucking radio!
Let's go!
Wait, that was crazy!
Nice! This might actually be better.
I mean, this might be better than it being so late.
What?
I mean, dude, that's what the intro in Pro Am, like when P1 Pro Am, I mean, it's not against...
Oh, it's against Korean Impros.
I was dead every endgame.
choice like I'm also kind of shit and I died but as long as Venom has a good
loadout I'm pro as a solo in an endgame like this is probably better than
trying to like keep you with them. As long as they're stacked if you get like
Venom in endgame now should like should win this game or definitely can.
He's playing super aggro for high so he really wants to side round.
He missed. Yeah he went up for a bit because he was gonna
I thought he couldn't shoot him back down now
Oh, that's smart
Yeah, he's a good roce
I got him so close
And then he, we can use him with now so we can get back in on his hard mass
But oh, he's gonna cut off my whole duo
That's actually a lucky timing
He won Pumps this, oh my god
He lives this
Wait
No, he missed the pump
NIGGA WHAT GO-
NIGGA WHAT GO-
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NIGGA WHAT GO-
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He missed the last pump.
I know I'm bad.
I'm gonna go to double-sign.
There's no world where I've ever been in a qualifier with anyone.
Pardon?
When everyone in the server just knows it's fucking stumble fucking retard.
Like, I'm dead ass serious.
Everyone in the world just like, it's like, I don't even know, bro.
I'm dead ass don't know.
This game is like, I don't care about a fucking delay.
I don't care about none of that shit.
I hope Fortnite dies. I'm fucking smithering fire, bro. I don't give a fuck if I'm going
to pro-am. I don't give a fuck about going to invitation stuff. I don't give a fuck about
a skin. This game needs to die. And it needs to die now.
I don't know how to get in the corner. Crap! I'm literally just like a useless sack of
shit, bro. Like, I'm dead ass serious. I mean, maybe you should go back to IRL content,
Go and shake for later.
Yeah, I probably will.
I probably fucking will, bro.
The most lacy end game you ever hear this.
I'm going back to being just a dirty fucking IRL content creator.
I'm thinking about going to Miami, maybe going on yacht parties.
July 4th is coming up.
The only way we could do this right now is if you somehow kill the whole lobby
and we win the game before 20 minutes, and is that even possible?
I mean, it'd be fun to watch.
They could try.
They can actually go for it.
It's a WQ game.
People might actually key in this chat, right?
Because they won't be the only team in this situation around this many points. I swear that's possible
Jinxie I swear if other kids are dumb enough running it down and you're running it down with a with Venno
I swear that's actually doable because other kids are in the same position. They need that game to die quickly too
Jinxie they don't need to win it having sex with you in the background. Can you be quiet so I can concentrate?
I'm sure you are Mason
I'm sure you are Mason. You're the coolest chatter of all time, bro. That's the coolest class I've ever got
Isn't it crazy that you know that's definitely happened there, right?
I'm gonna be kind messaging but that's definitely happens a streamer if you're big enough streamer someone's fucked with you in the background
You thought about that? I don't know. I yeah, I'm I'm the honest
Concentrate if there's bleers out and stuff like I just I need to lock in
Okay, I bet that I
Haven't had sex with your stream, but I have jerked off to it
All right
I know it's late, but guys we got to get to work y'all like the stream is gonna be another like 45 minutes
Bro, we got to get to work in here. You've jerked off to my stream, bro. You should be behind bars, bro
That's a fucking war crime, dude
Complement at least that is a war crime
I think lazy ways this time I think lazy was this game
why is odd giving them the mythic assault rifle was odd good is he gonna go pistol that's why
mm-hmm yep I always have this thing where like I want to play for night and then I play
and I'm getting shit on, like, and then I'm just like,
I gotta get off or I'm getting shit on.
You know what I mean?
Let me talk about my-
Yeah, welcome to my life.
Yeah, just what's that sound?
Hey, have us, what's up?
Hey, Jakes, currently got my big doubt.
Please keep linking.
All right, okay.
Again, so it's about a culture and a vibe
and an environment.
That's a head moderator, bro.
So it's like, you don't even wanna know what he said,
I'll see, bro.
It's like, if that shit's going on in the chat,
there is no moderation, bro.
Those zero motivation high vibes your dick is in your hand, bro. What are you a psycho?
This high was even much like she got so much shit going on. You know
Shit hi nice is not much shit
He's supposed to but he does not much shit
He's a fucking troll bro. He's a troll. I
Mean some of the shitty pulls up running for one of us. No guys is trillers. I mean, I'll take it
He mixes in work, bro. Hey, you know what?
You ever seen the show the office that's high-fives, bro
He works for like an hour and then he does like he'll do the office
So that's around the 10 hours, bro. That's high-fives, bro
Okay
This is the actual clutch here. Let's see if I can do what I said Venice should be able to do these players are way better though
Let's see. Oh
He popped the wrong show where he popped the wrong show. Yes, it is to pop the other one. Oh no
Go slap in my show. He got siphon
Nice
Is this arc? This is arc, right?
This is arc, it is arc. Lacy's died, this is now Aksala.
That's guy is fast.
Yeah, 300 wood, 50 brick.
Bro, it's crazy to even see him to jump from Lacy to this guy.
It's like so smooth and not clunky and just faster.
It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy.
Hey, Lacy's good.
But Aksala is mechanically getting one of the best.
And he's on zero ping.
Bro.
Unfortunately, Lacy's still on styling because the whole fucking no way to say that the core has to.
So Lacy's on West, but still 50 ping somewhere.
two builds just to build oh you can play as you know he can get you play the
siphon in here though as you know you guys go storm six one is just fine
always shockwave messed up nice that was good though
he's got zero user then we just came in he tried to block himself and he couldn't
have I snuck the gravity camera please no please have I come on please God
the fuck is a gravity cap I could not tell I really must I couldn't tell what's
happening right now you gotta do like bro come on it's late I've had it's
damn near midnight this is Ron's last game yeah I don't know what's happened as
well Ron is there they're doing a two-corner challenge so if there is
going one POI to try to kill the lobby and Ron's going the other. So Ron is hot
drop solo by himself. Now, Jinxie, I'm gonna give you a little
born knowledge test here. I'm sorry, I'm not here in the spot, do you know what I mean?
I can't even focus! I'm getting thrown around the camera bro.
Okay, now, what are you saying?
You good?
Yes, I'm good.
Yes.
What difference have I got?
I just have nothing to say to see this happening.
I'm getting thrown around the room.
Okay, Hivis, Hivis, can you do it like the, you know, the old DVD, like, wall saving thing?
You know I'm talking about like the fucking thing that's like from corner to corner. Can you do that shit for like that possible?
No, hi guys. No, do not do that
Surely that's awesome. Like that was the most fun game as a kid bro. Watch that shit wave right at the corner
Come on. Now it's that is like everyone's fucking scared. You see Jinx you're actually gonna fucking do it
Bravix come on, bro
Yeah, smooth. No, hi guys smooth smooth. It's too fast. It was not that fast
Give it to myself.
We're gonna get one like perfect corner here, surely
Is this what my stream has been
You got it
You almost broke the mouse you almost broke the mouse you died to we died of moogies
He's live
He's streaming wait wait no it's a different movie. Okay. That guy's getting hate ready now unlucky
It's got there's no he has moogie onto it how the kids fuck up TTV
Why do you have TTV moogie if you don't if you're not moogie on quick swear to God hi-fives and I was I
Swear to God none of the kids with TTV in the name. It's ever correct. I swear. No, I don't understand how how it's possible
What's how do you mess up? What's the point? Okay, that's how I that's how I was gonna come up, but this is him
He found it this
You just switch fast to low sense
That's right, that is got this
So you can buy reboot cars now as well. I'm gonna be nice. There's nothing get wrong. We've got now you can buy with gold
you're actually him yeah run away bro run away
bront's too bad teammate bront's been a bad teammate for a minute
oh that was a bad teammate then on the side of all damage
ah I'm done you're uncaryable but that's it
you are the worst player ever I don't know if it's clicks now this might be good
I won the last FNCS nigger shut up shut up
Talking about that nobody cares about that anymore like
He's ready to do it. That's not awesome. He's all do it. Nobody like
He cares about that shit anymore yo queue up, bro
My game's closed very we can't go you're a dot so you're not gonna play the last game
What's the point we can't go you're a joke you're landing solo. What's the point? Oh, yeah
You know, I will do you know, I will do I'll hop back on the game so you can play solo. Let's see how I do
Oh nice. Yes. I got places to be nice. That's a good idea.
JXD, do you know what the skin is? Do you understand the reference of the skin?
Like what Ron's trying to do here? No, I remember this from season 1.
Yeah, but to get these purple lights, you had to be super high level
to get these purple lights. So Ron's trying to flex his OG-ness right now.
That pro dropped 0 points. He's got the purple lights Omega chat.
Say me in chat if you got purple lights Omega. Don't lie.
do not lie we asked purple lights it was good like didn't even reach 10 I'm
a question bro do you know some of your line I think some of you guys line
fucking fortnite brain like matters right now wait they're beating like that
ass well we're playing for nights I'd hope so
cuz you're just like there's no answer there so do you think like you're your
unique or special like I don't know that's bone knowledge that's bone
knowledge no dude that's bone knowledge I'm not even kidding I'd rather watch
Forner than play this shit yo I swear to God I don't want to go to the program
All right Charles, who you got?
Or Japan we need to
Specific long-dung tiger
Fucking Joe bro. Oh you off the China circle
Yo, can I tell you this off the
between me and you when you told me west division 3 and I had a vino I thought
it was gonna get first place like undeniably I'm not even kidding I mean
what place did he get yeah not done yet but yeah no he's not okay I kind of saw
this coming when I called but I saw this coming because I knew they troll each
other if ron did this with like muzz or like if they had a delay in sat in
fucking boxes they would have yeah would have called right yeah yeah like so you
could if you took like another t1 pro on NA literally even then oh and you made
you actually told him a million dollars in line if you win every game there is
actually some pros who could maybe win almost every game solo in west div3
has that dick right like a div1 central pro playing good as fuck muz even like
EU Malibu car fucking Viko Higgs those kind of players I don't know how good
Dive three is like some of these guys could fucking do it like full locked in 555 going to endgame heal off ready to win the game
Not going for kills like life on the line million dollars. I swear some of them could actually do it
It's deep three West no stream side. There's no targeting. I think
He's left
That's a loser, bro. Can't believe y'all told me to fuck about this guy's ass, too. Oh
Shit, I would not have taught him on the play with Van Aak. I would not have said this
Oh my god. Alright, let's see how everyone does solo in this last game. Come on, let's
see if we run mother down.
F***, I don't need nobody. F***, I look like. I don't need nobody.
We need an SMG shotgun. Hold on. I don't need f***ing nobody.
Oh
Need this shotgun. Yeah, no, sometimes they play as I used to make the hot-off always gonna land on late
I want to get late landed on Jesus. That's really weird
Why is getting late landed on I can tell you strange. Yeah, I don't know if they was like kind of like
Maybe it's besides like lost me that this is a good PY. Yep. Yeah
Yeah
I'm not even kidding, like they're not even fighting, they're not even fighting!
Did you uninstall it?
Let's see if you uninstall it.
Watch my game to just chatting.
Let's see how my soul, by the way...
Try to get it back in, please.
I'm dead serious.
Get a little post game interview.
I had a talking to y'all here and there.
You guys expect me to play like a LAN?
Like, do you dead ass expect me to play a fucking LAN?
Like, I'm dead serious.
I'm dead serious.
I'm dead serious.
I'm dead serious.
I'm dead serious.
I'm dead serious.
a fucking land like I'm dead serious like do you genuinely expect me to play a land
when your game is this dog shit?
yeah that's good isn't he a good boy holy shit
the guy actually walked to the bathroom and looks himself in the mirror
yeah bro
yes you must have a humiliation tank
wait what's up?
hello my name is Vino I made a million dollars for the tax
what's up
fucking 500 thousand
Let's get ready. Let's get ready. Let's give up. I'm gonna come on. Let's get let's let's start. Let's let's do the call
Let's okay. Let's let's call it. Let's see that way. He can try to get kind of know. He's in here
Yeah, I'll add one second
Say you swear to God say you swear to God this is real
No
You know what I was trying to say you swear to God this shit is real chat. I need two more shots
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What's the other deal of the trade?
Do the bucks have to bend over
and get spanked in the ass for two hours?
So the buck smooths the greatest Milwaukee buck
of all time for Tyler Harrow and Tyler Harrow
Uh, what is this? SBC fodder Kalia where Jamie Jack West jr.
Yeah, cospirous Jack who's the buzzer?
What do you mean IDK about greatest name one Milwaukee buck that's better than Janice
Oscar Robertson, you know, all right
We are leaving the 80s in the fucking 80s, bro
We're even the 70s in the 70s y'all. It's time to move on. All right. Oh
Karim was a buck. Oh fuck
Karim Abdul Jabbar was a buck. Oh
Shit
Okay, okay, but yeah, the thing is Karim is more known as a
Laker I think Karim it's like bro. That's like calling Jude Bellingham a real Madrid player
Like yeah, he plays some Madrid, but Jude Bellingham is gonna be more known as a Dortmund player
You know what I'm saying?
But it's another thing, chat, okay?
So the Milwaukee Bucks are getting rid of Yanisanta Tecubo and in return they're receiving a hand
job and a bag of chips.
And maybe you could say a macadamia nut cookie.
What is this trait?
You're always loud and wrong, Zizou.
I'm not even loud, bro.
Chat.
Yeah, I don't know, bro.
This is one of the most disgusting trends
I've ever seen in my life.
This is one of the most, no, this is FBC fodder.
Chat, can I call it how it is, bro?
This is FBC fodder.
Chat, you're telling me you and your boys
are watching Cusparis, Jacuzzi,
Bodis highlights?
Come on, dude.
No, we're watching the Greek freak.
Now, listen, I don't care because I'll never go to Milwaukee, but I'll go to Miami to watch Yanis.
The Greek freak on the court, the Greek freak in the sheets.
I'll go to fucking Miami to watch this shit.
You kidding me, man?
Are you joking me?
Blar, blar, blar, blar, you should drink a beer.
Yo, Cornell, Cornell, I've seen you in the chat, Cornell.
And you're trying to get me to like drink a beer.
Yo, bro, those days are gone.
That whole debacle with Los Portos would have never happened if I wasn't drinking, bro
I'm not do I don't want I don't like that side of myself
I'm an angry mad drunk. I'm not doing this shit no more
Colonel I'm never cracking a beer in the stream again, bro
Look what I drank today fucking Celsius water
Two pediolites, bro. Dr. Pat
Like I'm not bra. I'm not drinking no more bro that Los Portos stream changed me
No, but this legitimately crazy guys
You know, this is kind of one of those things where like, and this is why the whole championship
or bust mindset is terrible and it's even worse in the NFL.
If you have a good team, like a playoff team, but you don't win, people just burn down their
entire team.
Look at what the Cowboys did with my departions.
They're like, we didn't win the Super Bowl.
So let's throw it all off of a cliff like it's like, no, keep Micah Parsons.
There are other problems in your team guys.
There are, uh, I don't know, maybe the 1100 pound elephant in the room.
One, Dak Prescott is not a playoff quarterback period.
Two, your defense sucks dick.
Three, you have no O line.
Let's not get rid of Micah Parsons.
That's the only bright side of your team, bro.
All right?
That press guy is not a playoff quarterback.
To be like, bro, the NFL,
I don't know how I'm on the NFL right now.
The NFL, the problem is,
there's a lot of regular season Rogers, okay?
We all know regular season Rogers
and regular season Rick.
They farm stats, regular season,
they throw all these touchdown passes,
they get to the playoffs
and they piss down their fucking leg.
down their leg. LARP, I've watched every week of every NFL season since I was 12th, but yeah,
I'm LARPing. Sure, sure, bro. Josh Allen, Josh Allen's a tricky case, bro. Because, bro, the
thing about Josh Allen is Josh Allen had some absolute barn burners with prime Patrick Malm's.
Josh Allen is more of like Neymar. Josh Allen is like what could have been. If Josh Allen
came in like an earlier era. Josh Allen would have been crazy, but Josh Allen literally just went toe to toe with Patrick LaHombs primed up.
Joe Burrow. I wouldn't really say Joe Burrow is a regular season, Roger. Joe Burrow is more of just injury prone.
Joe Burrow is made of glass and his offensive line sucks sticks, bro. Joe Burrow is just injury prone.
Lamar Lamar is a guy but Lamar is not a regular season warrior. A regular season warrior is like
I'm going to be honest, bro. James Harden. James Harden is a regular season warrior,
bro. Like I'm just going to call it what it is. This dude doesn't play defense.
Look, bro, James Harden will drop a stat line where it's like 40 points, 20 assists on a Tuesday
night a windy Tuesday night in fucking Chicago and then the playoffs he doesn't defend anybody like I
love James Harden to death kid he's regular season warrior regular season warrior like I'm sorry
love James Harden also I wanted to talk to him about this didn't James Harden get arrested what
like yo what the fuck is going on with James Harden bro James Harden arrest
There's like a mugshot going around.
Dwayne Wade at 36, Twitter is horrible, Dwayne Wade at 36, James Sarton at 36.
Here's the mugshot.
Bro, where's like the file for it?
Where's the file?
a file on this. Um, wait,
brawny having a kid. Not our
timing, but the Lord's baby
coming December 26 Christmas
or 25. Brawny's having a kid.
What am I trying to back Ozzy
call real quick? Yo, Ozzy, I'm
back
Welcome back apparently some big you said some names. I actually know the fucking to win that player. She was like, oh shit some MBA stuff
Yeah, yeah, this went to the heat. It's like pretty crazy. I was not that's very random. I was I was asking my chat
I was like, I didn't know if it was like kind of like that Lucas situation was like people freaking acts of stupid
Or it's just like a big deal my child same big deal. Yeah, it looks like
Trade though. No chat that trade. I don't know
My chat was saying kind of fair, but I don't know who in my chat
I don't I don't know anything about NBA to trust any of their tanks, you know, yeah
Why do you DM taco? Let me look I know who the DM so what's it called?
I
Just I'm talking girls. I'll get her opinion. Yeah, what was your opinions on round today, man?
What was your opinion?
Is it what it is you're the fortnight like
Okay
Ron played worse than what he normally does Ron didn't put on a good performance today
But it's also hard to to play when like you're playing with a pro who's as fast as better who also doesn't give a fuck about playing for you
Oh, my man was running it down saying nothing like letting Ron try and keep up
So wasn't the best run could have still played better. Oh, yeah, what's up, Ron?
What's up guys? I was just saying you're crazy
I made it this I made a decision. I'll play this game again, but I can't be sober playing it
I've got to be on some type of drug or alcohol to play this again. So I don't know if you could
I don't know if you can find me someone but I'm gonna be on something like I do it again. Okay tomorrow
Yeah, but I have to be drunk. I would be like this game
Probably like Adderall, bro. Oh
I used to do Adderall, but I would start getting aggressive and I punch walls
So I would do bro. I'll just say not Adderall. I'm trying to go it's better
Okay, you seem like a pretty like you seem like a pretty fun drunk, but you're not gonna like manage it
You go like, I'm in off a drink.
So like, I'm going to pay for it over the six game.
Like a horny drunk, bro.
Ron gets hard.
He gets horny.
How do you, you don't know what I, yo, you don't know what I get, bro.
I'm at the steakhouse and you grab my penis in the car on the way home and I had to stop you.
Do you remember this?
You had two bottles of wine, two bottles of wine or two glasses.
No glasses.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
And the wine and grab my penis and tell them and then tell them what happened later
night and why the oil was half empty and you had an open honey packet tell them
bro look bro this is public info bro I'm known as jitty for like many reasons
okay bro listen man Ron can I say this bro love you to death kid today
remind me of something so today remind me of Celtic
that's fine I could you ever win a rainbow 60 swarm again probably not I'm not
Yeah, unless your fucking daddy's with you.
Deadass, bro, if I have stoppin', yes, I could win again.
Yeah, and if I have fucking unknown, I could win again, too.
Well, I don't know.
Bro, unknown will have to do some heavy lifting.
Bro, you had Vino in y'all miles, bro.
Yeah, and Vino deadass didn't fucking care, bro.
Okay, let me look at-
If you want me to find you some more, I can try.
Do you want me to-
Whenever I play these with me tomorrow, I'm playing under the influence.
I'm dead serious.
Like, I'm-
Okay.
I'm playing drunk.
I will not go on this game so-
There's another one, another one.
Cause yeah, cause this is two days, this is two days for division one, but division, like all the other visions, they have two separate days back to back.
But it's almost like a whole new to let everyone get the second chance to do this again.
You need someone who's good, who can carry me and I'm getting fucking drunk, bro. Like I'm not playing this game so bro.
Okay, I speak for all of us, bro, when I say this, bro. Get a delay and actually try to win, bro. Get a delay and try to win.
Yeah, one second.
But who do you think you are, kid?
And stop running at everyone and fighting off.
He literally said, yo, you're fighting too much.
I'm falling the fucking idiot who's just saying the
word every three seconds, bro.
Just screaming on a fucking idiot calling me a good boy
and shit.
Like, I don't know what you want me to do.
OK, this game.
I like, I like, Fortnite makes me want to drink like.
Okay, so I'm literally going to the NA central, because it needs to be someone who's done
it.
If it's going to be like someone good as shit, it needs to be someone who did really well
today so they can do really good tomorrow and then finish on time, and there's some
people that told my lid.
I need someone who doesn't care about their life.
They need to be like me.
Just get Bucky.
Why are you getting Bucky then?
Is he good enough to carry me?
Well, okay, which one do you want?
What do you want from me?
Do you want something that doesn't give a fuck about someone as good as shit?
Bucky's good, but like, Gary, like, will your drunk as shit?
Like, he's probably gonna get high then as well.
I'm like, how do I do that?
No, don't make Peter lose, bro.
Don't make Peter lose, Luz.
Don't make Peter lose.
Keep that shit over there, bro.
Don't make Peter lose, bro.
If he wanted to, he's in 17th on Central.
Like, he will be pretty early calls tomorrow.
Oh, no, Lacey ended with a delay.
Wait, did Lacey just end the take-off as delay?
Oh, no.
Lacey, Lacey didn't show them get shit on.
Wait, they're about to get shit on?
Lacey.
Wait, is Lacey done?
Oh, no, they might lose here.
Okay, I mean, it depends. What do you want? Do you want to win or like, what do you want?
I love fucking.
It's a good copy of the first place, bro.
That's why I got to get a delay, man.
Like, you know, I'm trying.
No, you're not. No.
Tap, tap. Oh, you know, one second delay and ran at everyone in a tournament
that doesn't even give you points.
I ran at everyone, bro. I ran at everyone.
Yo, what are you talking about?
I have a dude who has a broccoli on his fucking head running around, bro.
Like just saying nonsense out of his fucking mouth bro giggling running at people full speed. What the fuck do you mean?
Ninja it's not a fucking epic employee
Wait what?
Wait wait. I got scared
Yo
You can do some traffic get some tryouts going I think rapping could be good both could be good a cone could be good
No, no cut the shit Vino is good. You guys just need to try
It's an effort. I'm not playing with an ever again, bro. Well, yo, I would rather take
Four fucking coronas and shove it up my ass, bro. You understand me junko
Yo, I don't have audio on your screen share man. Am I
You wanna hit Lacey break that out of it?
I'm mad bro, no
Let's hear we we give you punchy back
space
And what he's got to tomorrow. He got tomorrow. I think he's gonna finish on pace there. Let's see. Wait, where's he at?
Let's see that's about
Top 100 let me see someone so the problem was like the last games one of the most important games
And he kind of just did bad and that's well, maybe you could hate watch Lacey, bro
You could win in that. Yeah. Okay. He's he's in 30 seconds. He probably will fell on you. Oh, it's not 50 this sorry
Top 50 did one. So yes, he's top 50 right now. He'll probably hold on the top 50
He's through as well. Tomorrow's today. He'll call. Yes. All right, Steve on the chance fucking water formats a long-ass day
Let me learn
All right, well, I'm gonna let y'all boys go bro
If you do this again, bro, take it serious, please that shit was pathetic man
That shit was a joke one second delay running out people for no points on either and bro
Come on, like I wanted to have prime run.
Yeah, he told that my cameraman got first place, bro.
Did he do it later?
Actually, at first place, let's take this one quick.
We'll do it in a second.
I don't know, bro, but I'm gonna have to IRL stream
every single day, and if that's the case,
I'm not even gonna give him a chance.
He's the first place, yeah.
He got first place, it's nice.
Yo, I'm not kidding.
I'm gonna make sure that he never plays a single day,
like, dead ass, like every single day we're IRL stream.
Yo, Ozzy, send me every single,
Every single that FNCS is going on because I'm gonna make sure that there's not a chance
There's six straight tomorrow supposed to play tomorrow. What's the sick IRL strain plan?
I don't know bro. I'm gonna literally just run around if I have to walk around the house for four hours. I'm gonna do that
56 kills they go to be fraggy
Step of sick fucking all right. Hey y'all have a great night, bro. That's
Yo, what are you about to do bro
I'm gonna be honest bro probably yeah, and then go
Nah, it's not happening. You're staying on with me and him
I catch up
Chat James Harden getting arrested. Let's talk about it. I mean like let's talk like bro James Harden
I actually wanted to rant about this three days ago when I saw it on Twitter
Yo, bro, how are you like?
Let me let me get the floor here
James Harden mugshot
James Harden Mugshot has been released after he was arrested for unlawfully carrying of
a weapon in Houston.
Harden was charged with a misdemeanor and later released after posting a $100 bond.
Yo, James Harden, why, like, you're James Harden, why are you getting arrested, bro?
James Harden, why do you have guns?
You have like 300 million fucking dollars liquid James Harden net worth.
$165 million. What the fuck are you doing? Bro, James Harden, go out on a boat, bro.
Go to a beach. Guns? What? James Harden, go on a boat, bro. You have $165 million. Fucking
dollars. Oh, never mind. Total career earnings approaching nearly $560 million. $560 million
over his NBA year. Bro, is he just bored? Like, what? Like, bro, guns? Weapons. Weapons,
not a gun, dumbass. Oh, yeah, sorry. A gun isn't a weapon. Uh, mods, band that guy for
having an IQ below 80. Thanks. Total career earnings approaching nearly 560 million. Bro,
James Harden, bro, just go play defense, bro. Win a championship, please. Like God, I love
James Harden, but this is a playoff warrior
He's a qualified warrior qualified warrior. What are you placing squad offense? Yes, don't shit
Well, you place a sort of well casket don't shit. No, no, no, what are you placing bro? James Harden's a qualified warrior, bro
That's qualified warrior
Bro nine hour stream chat gets to a point dude it gets to a point
Yeah, you know when like you could just tell the stream is winding down. So I'm going to bed y'all
Ron, disappointed man. I was expecting like prime Ron. I'm sad. Look like Celtic shot, bro. Chat. Not tomorrow because tomorrow's the 23 already.
But chat the 24th to be to Brovy bro. Me and Joe Bart versus Ron and Jason. In other words, coughing baby versus atomic bomb.
You fill in the dots of who you think the atomic bomb is second on top of that, bro.
Um, 27th.
Dante's coming to Florida coming to Tarpon Springs, bro.
Coming to Tarpon Springs can't end the stream till I get silver and league of legends. We're probably going to watch party some MSI games and shit, bro. We might even watch party some fortnight with Aussie because it's fun.
and y'all enjoy it because I think there's EWC one of those days. So maybe me,
Dantezen, Oz can get a call. But chat, love y'all boys bro, for real. We're gonna have Dantezen set up.
Guess what chat? Dantezen set up is gonna be in the bathroom again. I don't want to have him in
the bathroom like Ron, but unfortunately the mic is still fucked. We are testing the audio and
it's still fucked up. So we don't have like muffling noise. Before we get off, let's raid Ron. I already
know Ron's probably going to end because every time I raid somebody they just end. Hopefully
doesn't though. Chat, if you're not already go follow Ron. I'm sure you guys are already
following Ron. He's a goat. Love you guys. Go follow Ron. Go follow Ozzy. Chat, 24th,
2v2 bro Vee bro. Me and Joe versus Ron and Jason, coughing baby versus atomic bomb. And
the 27th Dantez in Florida. We're going to watch party faker versus the best team in
North America at 11 p.m. And then the next day we can't end until silver without warwick and lulu cosplay
lot
i'll see y'all boys bro
In the next one go raid ron. Love you guys
He's the raid working chat. You know what i'm about to do at 12 before i get off chat
I'm about to go play league off stream and try to get to brownster
He's the raid working
He's the raid work. Okay. I'm about to go play league off stream chat one more thing
God first, God bless, and in case I don't see you, good afternoon.