Jynxzi
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06-23-2026 · 9h 10m
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I said so much, I said so much
You're the only one I know
I said so much, yeah, they told me
Get up, get up, get up
Love's a spice, not fire
Yeah, you see this like y'all were just waiting come on check get it out bro come on get your
licks in bro get your licks in y'all were just fucking waiting for this weren't you
y'all were just waiting for this y'all were just waiting for this bro y'all were just
waiting huh talk shit now oh I can still talk shit uh uh uh I could talk shit but you know I'm
gonna let y'all have your moment bro you guys can type suey don't worry the logical football
top guy is gonna get in here soon don't worry you guys can get in your suey's bro I don't really
give a fuck I don't get your room it's Uzbekistan it's Uzbekistan who cares hi guys what bro what
my time I was calling hi-fives what bro what
wow so that guy's supposed to be on my side by the way so chat no no get your
little get your little jokes in get your little cracks in buddy let's talk
about it bro I'm gonna give you all a minute to just get your sue bullshit
out cuz I'm not doing this shit all stream so I'm gonna give you all about
One to two minutes to spam that bullshit, and then we're shutting it down
Let me take a swig of copy before I literally go in on the CR seven
You know what I'm saying delusional delusional fucking fan base for anything really bad. Yo, so as for what they could have been
Yeah.
Louis, take it, but it's your one.
So, chat.
First thing starts, let's look at the goals, right?
We got to like be logical.
Where were all those goals good today?
They were decent.
For a 41-year-old man, I was impressed, okay?
I'm just going to come out and say it, y'all.
They were decent goals.
Was it anything special?
Was it anything to write home about?
He's on a super team.
He's, you know, he has world-class striking abilities, right?
always going to position himself correctly. He's on a secret team, bro. It's called a
what-a-day sound secret team versus Pakistan. He has two of, he has the top one and top two
central midfielders in the world on his team. Okay, so let's, let's understand just who he's
playing with, yeah? Next up, let's watch, um, let's watch the goals. Because look, bro,
we're going to be unbiased. Let's watch the goals. First goal. Okay. First goal. And I'm
I'm not a hater, I'm not a hater.
A lot of people say I'm a hater
because I just say whatever's correct.
I'm not a hater, but let me say this.
First thing I wanna say,
Messi is such a generational talent
that I'm not even kidding you,
you guys can call me crazy.
Ronaldo's seeing Messi score five goals in two games,
legitimately inspired him
to awaken something inside of himself.
So first off,
let's get a fucking shout out to Messi
for inspiring Ronaldo to step up.
Can we do that?
I'm not even joking.
Let's get a fucking no.
Let's get a shout out to Messi.
I'm not kidding.
Bro chat, shout out Messi for inspiring Ronaldo, okay?
Next, let's watch the goals, bro.
So, here is CR7 right here.
Off goes Cancel.
Hold it up, hold it up, hold it up, hold it up.
I'm lagging a little bit here, my clip is lagging.
Off goes Cancel, out to Livi, the top!
Good positioning.
Good awareness, great positioning, great finish.
It's a tap in.
Can't settle, created that goal, but it's a tap in.
It's a tap in.
Now, this is the thing,
Ronaldo is always gonna be good at poaching.
If you don't know what poaching is,
it's just finding little gaps and angles
for goals really quick.
He's not gonna be like Messi
where he can create an entire play,
but Ronaldo is a world-class poacher, okay?
This is a tap in, y'all.
Okay, this is a tap. Now let's explain right he's playing Uzbekistan. He has two of the
best central midfielders in the world, number one and two. Maybe you could throw a patch
for you at three. He has Vettinia and Bruno Fernandez playing sentiment. So he's on
a super team. He's playing against Uzbekistan. I don't really care, right? I don't really
give a I'm gonna be honest I don't give a flying for doodle cake what he does to
his back of stand I don't care now here's the brace okay if you don't want to
brace is it just means two goals here's the brace from a good positioning by
Ronaldo again he sees Bruno's cutting through the mid so he goes out wide to
give him space and now this defender has a decision to make
down the right. The center back is on Uzbekistan, so he has 45 pace with no
badges. So CR seven was able to outpace him. Let's call it what it is, bro. If
that's Romero on Argentina, he's not scoring. I said Uzbekistan center back
with 45 pace. Good finish. Slava great positioning on the finish. Now, next
thing I'm gonna say. What are we excited about, man? I'm impressed. There was no
pens. I thought we were gonna see vintage penaldo, but he had two real legitimate
in-play regulation play goals. At the end of the day chat, five goals is a lot
more than two goals. Can I get it between? It's, you know, people have this
thing where they have this short-term memory where they like to
forget shit. Five goals is more than two goals. Also, yo, CR7 fans, I got bad news for you.
Since we're farming lower ranked international clubs, do you know who Messi's playing next?
Do you realize how many goals this guy's going to score? Oh no, wait, he's not even going
Okay, this is kind of cringe cringe cringe so or because basically what's gonna happen is they're not gonna they're not gonna start messy because they're just gonna save him for a knockout stage.
He might play 15 minutes. He might play 50 minutes. So look, bro, messy, get to the world cup. Pessie cry now.
Yo, I see like all of the like delusional CR seven kids came in cool. Yo guys, it's Uzbekistan. Alright. Hey, it's Uzbekistan. Let's relax a little bit. Their center back had 35 pace. Okay. He got outpaced by Ronaldo. Guys, it is Uzbekistan, bro.
Algeria. You realize Algeria is better than Uzbekistan, right? Algeria FIFA rankings.
2026. Algeria people rankings 2026.
Algeria is 19 in the world.
Algeria is 19 in the world.
Wait, no, where's Algeria?
Wait, no, no, no, where's Algeria? Where's Algeria?
Algeria is 28 in the world, okay?
And now let's look at Uzbekistan.
Uzbekistan FIFA rankings, 2026, 58.
So let's not, what we're not going to do, see this, what we're not going to do, what
we're not going to do is we're not going to act like Algeria and Uzbekistan is the
same international clubs.
We're not going to do that.
So let's address.
Let's address the facts. Messi scored three goals, no penalties against the 28th team in FIFA.
CR7 scored two goals against the 58th ranked team in FIFA.
I know who my goat is. I mean, I've known who my goat was since I was five. Y'all are still
some of y'all are trying to figure it out. Guys, it's short-term memories, bro.
Check Twitter.
show your titties, I'm almost finished. So chat like again, bro, this is the 28th
team in the world, and it's the 58th team in the world. That's 30 whole country difference,
bro. All right, Algeria is a much better international club than Uzbekistan.
Piers Morgan, back on his ass again. Piers Morgan saw this tweet earlier.
I don't chase records, records chase me. Piers, he doesn't have any records.
Messi has all the records, what are the records, he doesn't, Messi has all the records, Messi's
one more bat on doors than any player ever, there are no records left for Messi bro, Messi
has all the records bro, there is nothing to chase.
Now here's Piers Morgan tweet, boom, Ronaldo scores again, another brilliant finish by
by the goat of the game.
Seriously, why can't we just enjoy a CR7 goal?
Why do we have to throw in a little jab at the end
and say he's the goat of the game?
Pierce, you know he's not the goat of the game, bro.
You're just saying that
because he did an interview with you.
Pierce, you know damn well he's not the goat of the game.
Like, I don't care, bro, celebrate the goal.
CR7 is a legend.
This is the rage bait.
Now, I genuinely do believe,
and you guys could call me delusional.
I genuinely do believe that Messi scoring five goals literally inspired Ronaldo to score.
I'm not even joking.
So let's get a shout out to Messi, bro, because Messi might be helping Ronaldo play a little
bit better.
Even when he's off the field, Messi's creating chances, bro.
And you guys can say that that's Glaze, and I understand it might come off as Glaze.
The thing is, Messi's impact is so great in Ronaldo's head that Messi scoring five goals
that ass inspired him to score two.
I need to take that to the bench.
Jack, did anybody's opinion change today?
Like, guys, what is this about, bro?
My opinion didn't change.
I know the goat.
I know the goat, man.
Blah, blah, blah, so whore, average, clueless American, you are literally a dumb ass.
You're hopping on the bandwagon.
Wait, I'm on the messy bandwagon?
Oh, I'm a messy bandwagon.
I'm a messy bandwagon.
That's me when I was 10.
Oh, that's me when I was eight years old.
I'm a messy bandwagon.
What number am I wearing?
What number am I wearing, y'all?
Hey!
That's me scoring right there.
On number 10, y'all.
Always been on the messy train, buddy.
Don't start that shit, please.
Oh my God.
That's me wearing number 10 right there, buddy.
That's me.
By the way, look at this finish.
Yo, shut that Kimmy shit up.
That's me, y'all.
That's me.
Shut that Kimmy shit up chat. Where am I? Where am I chat? Watch this finish messy wannabe bros glazing him
That's me right there number 10 y'all so don't start that messy bandwagon shit cuz I will punch you square in the fucking job
I'll fucking rain your fucking bell
Next bro, let me say this y'all
He's anyone impressed with Ronaldo's performance tonight
I'm going to be honest.
If you told me Ronaldo scored two goals against Uzbekistan, I would have said how many were
pens, one or two, but he didn't score any pens.
So I respect that.
I don't respect pens.
So I respect that, bro.
I respect that, man.
It's just at the end of the day, y'all, it's like what it means to be a go is it's
It's hard to define into words, right?
It's hard to define into words,
but what it means to be a goat is this, yo.
What it means to be a goat is this, man, right?
Messi is so good at football.
When he scored five goals in the World Cup,
it inspired Ronaldo to score two goals today.
Was it against the 58th ranked Uzbekistan?
Sure, that's neither here nor there.
Just throwing in a little jab because I'm a big stats guy, right?
But Messi is so good that he inspires.
He inspires, bro.
He inspires all of it off the field.
Even when Messi isn't playing,
he's contributing to goals because if Messi didn't score five goals,
maybe Ronaldo would have taken it easy,
but bro, no, he scored five.
He scored five, man.
This is genuinely pathological. How is this pathological?
Uzbekistan has Kusunov who plays for Manchester City. Yeah, but Uzbekistan has 58th rent in the world, bro.
See, here's the thing about CR7 fans, bro. The logic bomb doesn't make any sense because the logic doesn't follow itself.
So when Messi scored a hat-trick, the CR7 fans were like, it's Algeria, it's Algeria.
But when CR7 scores a brace against 58th ranked in Uzbekistan, now we care.
Now we don't care about the rankings.
Why do the rankings not matter now?
By the way, do y'all realize how much better, do y'all realize how much better of a
club Algeria is than Uzbekistan, 28th to 58th?
Y'all didn't realize that?
So look, well, my opinion has never changed.
It will never change.
Messi's the greatest ever, guys.
And I'm already doubling down on this.
I bet $5,000 on Messi to win the World Cup
back to back years.
And yeah, because everybody said he wouldn't score
against his Begustan, including you idiot.
Ryan, I thought he'd score a pen.
I was wrong, I thought he'd score a pen.
He scored two regulation goals.
And I said, Ryan, did CR7 exceed my expectations today?
Yes.
Is it even close to what Messi's doing?
No.
Yo, chat.
Five goals in two games versus two goals in two games.
I know who my goad is.
I know who my goad is, bro.
Campaign poppy, think over to five gifts it.
Watch speed reaction.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Come on!
Come on!
Two!
Let's go!
Let's not go!
Come on!
Come on, bro!
It was a tap in versus back of stand, bro.
back of stand bro let's all right this is not world cup finals let's tone it down a
little bit bro it was a tap in versus back of stand let's bro yo yo sit down take a
seat bros a tap in versus back of stand let's let's relax a little bit alright you know
what I'm saying. Second goal, let's see the second goal.
Speed it's Uzbekistan, bro. Is he about to shed a tear? Bro, this is the group stages, buddy. Like,
bro, Jack, who is, who is the, how is the World Cup bracket looking right now? I'll tell you
exactly when Portugal's gonna lose. Let's see what the World Cup bracket is gonna turn into,
Okay, is there a way to look at it like chat? How do we look at who's playing here?
How do we look at who's who's who's who's projected to play who big boy to give her the price up?
Chad it's not hate bro. It's 58th rank who's back of stand. I don't care bro
Bro, it's not, hey, it's Uzbekistan, bro, like Stevie Wonder salt is coming y'all
It's not hate bro. It's 58th rank Uzbekistan
Chill out a little bit
It was five nil
This literally just says Germany so Argentina's in the bottom of the bracket
Where's Portugal not
Can I win the group yet because they drew?
Okay, Columbia, Columbia is technically winning the group if they beat Congo because then
Columbia will have six because it's going to have less games played.
Look, bro, it's not hate.
Ronaldo impressed me today, all right?
Ronaldo impressed me.
But guys, it's fucking Uzbekistan, bro.
Let's relax a little bit.
Let's calm down, bro.
All right, let's calm down.
Like, we gotta chill.
And I'm being serious, bro.
I genuinely personally believe
Messi inspired Ronaldo today.
You can call me crazy, you can call me delusional.
You think Ronaldo doesn't got a TV?
Bro, I guarantee you Messi inspired Ronaldo.
It's not hate, bro.
It's just Uzbekistan.
We got to relax a little bit.
We have to relax a little bit, bro.
All right?
It's about not getting ahead of yourself.
Now, I'm going to be honest.
If Ronaldo scores a brace against fucking France
or Spain without pens, yeah.
Then I'll be, you know what I'm saying,
then I'll be impressed.
All right, bro.
It's just back in stand.
Let's relax a little bit.
JX, take it back.
Even USA, bro.
But Chad, like, let's be honest, bro.
We all knew Portugal was going to beat Uzbekistan. They're going to beat the shit out of that.
Right, bro? High-fives, Calvin. Yo, high-fives, what up, bro?
Yo, you're talking about the bracket. What spot do you think Portugal is going to get in their group?
And I can tell you where they're going to land.
Unbiasedly, chat, what do you guys think?
Colombia is going to beat Congo, but it doesn't matter. It all comes down to who wins versus...
Colombia is going to beat, Colombia is going to beat Congo, but then Portugal needs to win. If they draw, Colombia wins the group against Colombia, because Portugal's last game is Colombia.
So if they draw, Colombia wins the group. Chad, what do you guys think? Low key, probably Portugal wins the group. Portugal is probably going to win. Yeah.
Portugal is probably 70%, 80% chance of beating Colombia, maybe 30% chance of drawing or losing.
OK, so they would land one group K, right?
Portugal, Chad, they group K are they group K?
One guy so they'd be.
And then say this, so whoa,
E I J or L.
So chat if Portugal wins their group,
they would play messy in the quarterfinals.
Yeah, but if they come second place, then they'll be up here within USA.
Okay, so it does kind of depend. Okay. Chat. This game right here will be the most watched
game of football of all time ever. If Argentina plays Portugal in the quarterfinals, this will be
not even football, this will be the most watched sporting match of all time, chat.
So who's in group H? There's two H, so second place is H.
I honestly don't know. Let me see, group H.
Oh, it's going to be Uruguay probably.
Let's actually look at a hard first game for Messi, oh my god.
Wait, why would, why, this bracket doesn't make sense.
Why would Messi play Uruguay first when teams that are like, bro they're undefeated, they're
playing perfect.
Why would they play Uruguay?
Wouldn't they play a third seed?
See this is what I don't understand.
Bro, if you get nine fucking points, you should play a third seed now.
Why would you play a second seed?
Is that even cold?
Doesn't that make sense?
Why would you, if you get nine points
and win all three of your games,
why don't you just play a third seed?
Doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, because.
You're getting punished for doing good.
But if Ronaldo does good,
then he plays a third place.
I'm already seeing it. I'm already seeing it so but Portugal has a draw so it's gonna make sense
Portugal should play Uruguay first
If Portugal drew a game and Argentina didn't draw any games
Why the fuck would Portugal get to play a third seed and Argentina plays a second seed? Yeah, am I tweaking?
This is gonna make sense
It's random. Well, then that's a problem. Why the fuck would the world cup be random?
I'm not crying blue painter. Shut the fuck up.
Yo, but hi guys, I don't know if this is the finalized bracket yet because this physically
doesn't make any sense. This doesn't make any sense. This isn't finalized. There's no way.
Bro, if you get nine points, right, and Portugal gets seven points, two wins, one draw, the
team with nine points should play a third seed because they performed better, and the
team with seven points should play a second seed.
Like a fucking toddler could understand this.
Why would Messi play, your way is actually like the hardest first match you could possibly
get.
I'm not even kidding.
The same foot mob generates it, but let's see if this bracket makes a little more
less.
Yeah, that bracket's ass.
We can't even see anything.
So it'd be knocked out.
All right.
So this is the projected knockouts right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
Argentina, Uruguay.
What the fuck?
Hold up.
Hold up.
Portugal does worse than Argentina, but Portugal gets to play Paraguay.
And Argentina plays Uruguay.
How the fuck is that there?
What?
How the fuck is that fair?
That's not even fair.
That is pretty interesting.
Bro, but Habes, do you know what I'm saying?
That doesn't make any sense.
This is rigged.
Bro, the World Cup is rigged.
Why the fuck would Argentina get punished for having nine points?
They should play a third seed.
Why is Portugal has 7 points?
Is that normally how a bracket is?
It shouldn't be random, it should just be the better you play the worst your opponent is.
That's every tournament ever, have I?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Normally the first team plays like the worst team.
Bro, Netherlands plays Morocco? This is a bloody fucking match.
What? That's not fair to either of these teams.
Netherlands plays Morocco. How the fuck is Australia playing Iran? Did Australia top their group?
They're saying it's always random
Whatever that means
So Australia gets second in their group
But they play Iran first what what the fuck? Oh
Oh
I ran I ran ahead of Belgium what
What's okay? Well, that actually makes sense now
but like
bro
This doesn't make any sense, bro. This is this is just blatantly red
Your way is literally like the hardest first opponent you could fucking get for for being a one-seater
Okay, the second game is free the third game would be for the third game will be Portugal
or Belgium.
Okay, well, here's the thing, Jack, if I'm going to be unbiased, bro, Ronaldo's first
game is easier, but Ronaldo's second game is harder than Messi's second game.
So I guess it's fair.
I guess it's fair.
Yeah
Yeah, you know, I'm gonna be unbiased brown I'm gonna be unbiased Ronaldo's second game is gonna be Belgium
I'm not even trolling
It's fair it's fair actually child because Argentina second game is free
Australian Iran stand no chance against Argentina. Okay. It's fair. This is just as it stands currently
So this could change others to
All right, Jinx, see you around.
Canada will lose.
Chad, who's better right now?
Canada or Belgium?
I know historically, Belgium is better in the World Cup.
But bro, isn't KDV like fucking 39 or something?
Oh, it's 34, it's not that bad.
I mean, bro, Chad, is Belgium better than Canada
right now?
Really?
I don't know, Chad Canada doesn't, eh, what is this?
Jason LeWine and Yugi got emotional after watching Cristiano score his second goal against Uzbekistan,
and they called out Jinxie? What?
I know!
I know!
I know!
I know!
I know!
I know!
I know!
I know!
I know!
I know!
Alright Jason, now that you just said that,
I'm literally never gonna forget it.
So just make sure you remember that you said that.
I know!
spent 24 years on this planet and I've never uttered that sentence under my breath ever
Because it's just like you're immediately just unintelligent. I'm sorry. Like you're just unintelligent if you say that
Okay, Jason, it's 58th rank Uzbekistan
And
Ronaldo has the best to central midfielders in the world on his team like guys come on wake up and smell the coffee
Hey guys
Ronaldo is a world-class striker, bro
He was he's top of top of game for fucking 20 years, bro
He knows how to position himself. He knows how to poach
He still knows how to finish still a great finisher. No one's gonna take that away from him, bro
It's 58th rank who's back of stand and he's playing with Bruno Fernandez of Virginia and Nuno Manch
I can fucking score on me back of stand
If I break 95 minutes
And cardio wasn't a thing.
I could score against who's Pakistan.
How have I thrown my highlights up there?
How have I thrown my highlights up?
But I scored the same goal.
I scored the same goal.
I scored.
I scored this.
Yo, I could score on who's Pakistan.
Why is Jason college?
I'm not gonna do this poll.
I'm not gonna do this poll.
I'm not gonna do this poll.
Okay, uh guys listen, I'm not gonna do this bullshit rage bait stupid shit
If you guys want to jump in a discord call and debate get a top
We can debate but I'm not I'm not gonna do this
Bullshit, I'm not gonna do that
I guess Argentina beating Jordan that like why please for the little guy that please for the little guy
That was fucking cupcake sweet sweet walk to fucking victory
Do y'all realize Messi's not even gonna play against Jordan or do y'all not even understand football?
I mean I hope so they're ranked 1075 in the world rankings
Yeah, yo, Messi's not gonna play against Jordan guys, he's not even gonna start bro, they're gonna save him
Yo, guys, yo, great goal, yo, yo, yo, yo, Jason, you said Ronaldo's the goal.
You can never take that back now.
Stay on that side.
Stay on that side, please.
I hate ghosts.
I hate ghosts.
Wait, you said ghosts?
Ghosts?
Multiple ghosts.
That's not how that works.
Listen, listen, let me tell you something.
Ronaldo today woke up the World Cup.
It was exciting.
One second, one second.
Listen, listen, let me tell you something, bro.
Yes, sir.
Renato today woke up the World Cup.
It was exciting.
One second, one second, sir.
Bro, do y'all realize, Renato woke up?
Yo, yo, Renato woke up because Messi woke his ass up.
He's watching Renato.
Messi woke his ass up.
Renato game was more exciting and, to be honest,
it was more entertaining.
Every time Renato took the board, the stadium exploded.
Why are you doing this rage baby? Why? Why are you doing this rage baby? I don't like it
What is the rage babe? Bro messes the dough is that
You're sitting on stream saying for example yesterday. You said that
Are you fucking stupid?
Stupid I literally I literally ranked in poppy in my top six, bro. What are you saying?
So you're thinking Bob is better than the medium all these say Erling Holland and Dembele
So you're saying he's fourth then fourth
You think Mbappe is better than at what pace abusing?
What is the Mbappe better?
Oh my god, it's a prank.
It's a prank.
It's a bit.
It's a prank.
You think Messi is not a top ten player in the world?
What the? Yo, he's the best player internationally right now, statistically.
He's gonna win the Golden Boot at 38. No one has ever done that, ever.
Yo, buddy, yo, yo, Yugi Yugi. You know the oldest player to ever win a Golden Boot was 30?
Messi's on pace to win a Golden Boot at 38 without a single pass.
I don't give a fuck about that makes you know, it's World Cup that was gifted that was gifted man
She's not a top-ten player right now. He's not a top-ten player right now, but he is the second best player of all time
Yes, he's checking this. Oh my god. Oh my I can't do this. I can't do this
Yo
Yo, hey Jason do me a favor and put a sock in it bro, please
yo messy is that a top 10 player in the world right now like brah I'm telling
you bro it's like sometimes where you have to just be like okay cool this is
rage me cool this is right man this is rage me cool this is rage me and just
move on bro it's a big big devalued up higher than devalued up hold up dog
I'll call him. Jack, I'll call him. Hold up, I'll call him.
All right, so sorry for everybody's brain cells.
Sorry for everybody's brain cells for two minutes there.
Let's deep dive.
Top scorer, Lionel Messi.
Most assists, only set.
Number one in goals plus assists, Messi.
Highest foot mob rating, Messi.
Goals per 90 minutes, Messi.
Shots on target per 90 minutes, Messi.
Expected goals on target, Messi.
He's number one in every goal scoring staff.
What are we doing?
Who am I talking to?
Who am I speaking to, bro?
It's like, here's the brain dead shit.
And it's like, I can't even give a rebuttal
because everybody's yelling and having fun.
He brought up messies in the MLS.
Yo, if you genuinely don't understand
that Messi could play at Barça right now
and play Cam and be one of the best players
of the best players on Barca. In my opinion, the best player on Barca besides maybe Lameem.
If you don't understand that, bro, then you just don't know Puck. You don't know Ball,
bro.
Messi could play Cam at Barcelona right now. I don't care that he plays in the MLS.
Yo, he's getting a billion fucking dollars, Yugi. He's not playing in the MLS because
he's finished. Clearly he's not finished, bro. He won a World Cup. He has five
goals at a World Cup at the age of 38. He's in the MLS because he's getting
billion fucking dollars
Messages the best player in the world guys
Guys, I don't know what did you guys expect by coming into the chat and typing sue?
Did you guys think I was gonna bro you guys are just proving me right bro?
It's just none of y'all are giving good talking points or arguments bro
But if you guys think I was gonna magically change my mind because Ronaldo poached two goals against 58th ranked Uzbekistan
guys I don't care like I don't care bro you're saying the same stuff a hundred
times because what I'm saying is correct guys I don't say shit that's wrong I
don't say anything that's wrong all right ready chat let's compare
Ronaldo, 2022 World Cup stats, one goal, zero assists.
Messi, World Cup 2022 stats, seven goals, three assists in seven matches, 10 goal contributions.
Guys, what are we doing, man?
Guys, what are we doing?
What are we doing, boys?
What are we doing here?
What's the point of this?
What are we doing, guys? Look at the numbers.
10 goal contributions versus one goal contribution.
What are we doing, guys?
What are we doing? Flexing pens.
You want to know what's funny, guys?
We could remove every single goal Messi scored at the World Cup and
literally just give him three assists and he still had
three extra goal contributions at CR Center.
Do you realize that?
Guys, did you guys see Messi versus Croatia?
Do you see Messi vs. Netherlands? Like it's not even about goals. You just see how much of the thread he is on the field
Did you guys even watch those games?
Bro chat at the end of the day. Enjoy the two goals if you're a CR7 fan. This doesn't change my opinion
Guys, what did you think my opinion was gonna change? CR7's a legend second best player ever my opinions never gonna change guys
Guys my opinions never gonna change yo
He was 34 but listen none of you guys have any logic bro when CR7, CR7 was 37 in this
world cup man.
So when CR7 was 37 years old he scored one goal and had zero assists.
Messi's 38 years old and he has five goals in two games.
Levels, levels, like, it's just,
what are we doing, bro?
What are we doing, man?
GGs, yo.
Look, bro, I'll never be wrong.
And I'll debate anybody, man.
Oh, step, they give it a try.
Flexing pens, I already said you could remove
every single pen Messi had last World Cup
and he was still more productive on the field
CR7. If you remove every goal yet and just count it assists. Bro is in the Mickey Mouse
group. Are you talking about Messi or Ronaldo? Guys, CR7 is the second best player ever.
What do you want me to say, bro? Do you want me to lie to you, bro? Do you want me to
turn this stream into a live stream? Do you want me to lie to you, bro? Like, do
Do you want me to sit here and lie to your face, bro?
Messi's the goat.
I'm never going to change my opinion, bro.
You guys can rage bait and type Sue all day.
I don't care, bro.
Messi's the goat.
Let alone greatest footballer ever.
Messi is the greatest athlete ever, ever, bro.
Like, dude, I don't care, bro.
You're talking to a wall, guys, literally.
My opinion's never going to change.
Bro, when I was nine years old,
I would watch Messi highlights every night.
I know who my goat is, bro.
now chat we are literally on the brink of diamond bro like guys do you see this I'm platinum
three division three now I'm probably gonna get on rocky league in about 20 30 minutes
But y'all, first off, League of Legends.
So, I'm currently Browns 4 in League of Legends, and I can explain.
I'm currently Browns 4 in League of Legends. Here's my match history.
13 kills, 6 deaths, 16 assists, win. 9 kills, 7 deaths, 13 assists, loss.
8 and 15 top laner. This guy did good. This guy did fine. I could have played better this game.
Just wait, just wait. Just give me a minute here. Give me a fucking minute.
9 and 1 on Warwick. Defeat. You might be like, Jinxie, has that even possible to go 9 and 1 and
defeated. 0 and 8 top laner, 5 and 8 mid laner, 3 and 16 bot lane. But wait, it gets worse.
I'm not kidding. The next game I go ye, because it's like, alright, I got a 1v9. 13 and 4.
5 and 7 mid laner, 1 and 4 bot lane who was running around stealing my jungle camps because
that didn't gank for him. One in six bot lane. Then it gets worse. I decided, you know what,
why don't I just play one more game of League? This was this morning chat. Why did I play
one more game of League? This guy right here, this Jacks, we loaded into the game. He
typed his twitch.tv in the all chat. He typed his twitch. I went to his stream.
He was a 45-year-old man playing top lane.
I don't know if he was 45, but he was probably 40.
He went 2-in-14, had 73 CS, and then called me,
in his stream, a camp clearing dog.
And I quote, he blamed me for his loss,
for not ganking him and tower diving
and ganking his fed lane.
So I think I have to call Dantez.
I don't know if we can do this silver challenge.
I'm bronze four.
Like, I don't know if we can do this, yo.
I don't know if we can do this, yo.
You're not as okay if I call you on discord real quick. It's serious.
I don't know what to do I I don't know if we can I don't know if we can do the silver challenge
I don't know if we can I'm about it I'm closer to iron than I am to bronze to brown I'm closer
to iron that I am to Brahms 3. I went 9-7 with 13 assists, loss, 9-1 loss. You heard that
correctly. 9-1 and I lost. My team lost every lane. 13-4 on Yi, lost. My team lost every
lane. 9-7 on Warwick and my Jack's top lane was the first thing he didn't match that
was type his twitch. He was a 45 year old man who had 73 CS, got shit on five times
in a row, begged me for ganks where I would just be ganking into a fad lane and then feeding
the top laner.
And then I went to his stream after the game and he said, and I quote, my warwick is a
camp clearing dog.
He went two and 14.
He was a 45 year old man streaming with a facecam, two and 14.
Oh, I forgot to mention one thing.
He's a level 308 iron three.
You heard that correctly?
He's a level 308 iron three.
You're coming to Florida in five days, four days?
I don't know what to do.
Yo bro, I'm going to be ironed before you get here, bro.
Jensy, I want you to listen to me, okay?
Because what I'm about to tell you, right, it's even more serious than what you're
about to share, okay?
How would you feel if right now you promote to Bronze III, right?
And you went from bronze 3 all the way to iron 2.
I would grab a machete and insert it into my chest.
I don't...
What's this exercise, bro?
I would put a machete in my chest.
What if I told you that I made that exact drop, right, from 1300 LP to legitimately
a thousand fifty and I didn't have my teammates he's a 45 year old man who's
level 308 in iron oh you're right jingsy jingsy jingsy no no listen listen
you're right though you're in me how I don't have your teammates you want to
know what I had jingsy during that boss streak do you want to know what and
that boss streak added a guy playing as real support first time in the game
right after I had a guy playing Orianna support first time and the game after that I had a
guy with a 40% win rate on Azir locking in Azir first time and this is all back to back.
The game after that I had a guy that won tricks Renekton locking in Vladimir saying
jungle gap and the game after that I had a guy sit there and tell me that like he
was flaming me and he was flaming my wife right on the enemy team where I got 4 man
Gangs mid five times and that series of events Jinxie I
Legitimately went on a
Seven-game lost streak and just so you understand when you get to master plus every loss is minus 30
I lost 200 LP, but you want to know what I did after losing 200 LP?
What I
Cuted right the fact write the fuck back up bro, and now I'm once again only about three wins away from my
absolute all-time peak. The thing about League GenC, listen to me, listen to me. The thing
about League GenC, listen. GenC? GenC? GenC? GenC? Think of it this way.
You are the Messi of League of Legends. Not the Messi as he's known right now,
but the Messi as he was before he actually became known. And if you sit there and you
allow this lost streak to never make you queue again, it would be like Messi
decided after his five game lost streak when he was eight years old that he's
he's never going to kick a soccer ball again. Would you know who Messi is if that happened
nowadays? Would you look up to him nowadays if he gave up, Jamesy?
No, if Messi quit, no. No, because you wouldn't even know he existed.
All the millions of people that he inspired, all the millions of fans that he has around
planet all of the achievements that he's gotten it wasn't because he was the best soccer player
jing see it was because he had the motivation to become the best it's because he sat there and
when he was losing games he would wake up instead of at 5 a.m at 4 30 the next day to get on the
fucking uh on the field and learn how to become a better player that's why he's at where he's at
So if you allow this one little lost streak of five games and in bronze to dictate your entire future on League of Legends
Then you will never be great, Jinxie. You will never be silver. You will never beat Ludwig. You will never have attained your true potential.
But it's not because you didn't have what it takes. It's because you didn't let yourself have what it takes. Do you understand?
Chat run a poll should I quit League of Legends, bro?
Run a poll bro
Bro don't test like I think this game like honestly with how competitive I am. I think this game is gonna end with my suicide, bro
I'm not even trolling
nine and seven defeat 13 and four to feed nine and one defeat they lost
Okay, but Jinxie
Jinxie listen listen wait wait listen me listen me
Jinxie listen to me
Would you rather live until 80 years old right?
But never have gotten above bronze in League of Legends
Or would you rather kill yourself at 24, but you managed to be called to?
Think about it Jinxie, and I want you to think long and hard before you answer my question
So what is your question?
My question is, would you rather live to be an 80 year old, but you have to tell your
grandkids that you only ever peaked bronze, or would you rather die six months from now
hanging from the ceiling fan, but you managed to peak gold too before the lost ring that
ended it all?
I'm not even kidding, I'm leading towards gold, bro.
I don't even know.
That's the
That's the fucking answer that we need bro, and that's the jitty that fucking hit bronze from iron
Listen, Jinxie the League of Legends was never meant to be a walk in the fucking park, bro
It was never meant to be a walk in the park
It was meant to be a grueling task a grueling grind you against you in the same way that rainbow six
brought you all that pleasure years ago, but learning the game getting better, but you had
to go through the ranks to achieve the highest level. League of Legends isn't going to be a
kick walk, but it's going to bring you even more satisfaction than that ever did.
Okay, here's the thing. I'm not going to be on League now, but I might get on later.
I don't know. I don't even know if I'm going to get on later. I want to shoot myself right
now I don't know if I do get on League later or whenever I'm done I'm done with
Warwick I'm only gonna play Warwick when he gets banned I was talking to my
brother who's my brother like is a master's jungler like he plays Abilene
hit masters I'm literally what I'm just gonna do bro is I'm just gonna
play ye ignore my absolute sack of shit teammates get three items and kill
everyone because even though I was 13 and 4 here, this was the most fun I've ever had in my life.
Okay, now Jensy, I'm down for that 100%, but I just want you to realize that you doing that means
that your mechanics are going to become very important because it's going to be like right now
think of it this way. Imagine you have the guy from Blue Lock, right? Like you know the guy
from Blue Lock?
52% of my chat said I should quit League.
But 48% said you shouldn't.
You got like an analogy for this, bro?
I'm bad at my wits end here.
Like this game's giving me nothing but depression, bro.
Like this game has not brought me any joy.
Okay.
Listen.
I'll explain what it's like, Jinxie.
It's like right now I want you to imagine that you're sitting there and it's like, look
let's think, let's think, okay.
It's like right now imagine you have a son, Jitty Jr. and he's three years old, right?
And the thing about Jitty Jr. is that you've been observing him lately and the only thing
he does is he goes outside and he plays with the dead birds.
He finds them on the ground, he picks them up, he starts flapping their wings, he starts
like fucking moving them around and doing really weird shit.
And you're like, Jitty Jr., there's something wrong with them.
So you go around to everyone and they're all like, dude, you need to put Jitty Jr. in
a psych ward, you need to sit there, you need to send him to the mental hospital.
He cannot be allowed to exist.
But then it's like Don Tess comes in and he tells you, wait a second, what if Jitty
Jr. knows something that we don't?
So you let him sit around, he's like, so doing shit with the dead birds, like, it's weird,
but it is what it is.
And then six months later, Jitty Jr. developed secure for cancer by making a dead bird concoction
mixed with like, with like fucking salt, and he just cured cancer.
But it's like, if we would have put him in a psych ward, he never would have done
that.
So even though it's painful right now, you have to trust in Jitty.
Listen bro, it's like in all those Diddy interviews, do you remember the one thing that he always
used to say?
Do you remember what Diddy always used to say in all his interviews before he got arrested?
No, what did he say?
He used to say, Jinxie's my favorite streamer and that's why you have to realize that right
now it's about you proving the people that believe in you right.
Are you following?
Yeah, I'm just trying to think of like what is what is the finish line for League of Legends
because I feel like she's going to end with me blowing my brains, bro.
Like I don't even know what to say in this game fucking sucks.
Dude, I would pull up this guy's stream.
That was my top laner this morning, but like I don't even want people to like send
him hate, but it was the most it was honestly the most in my life.
He literally called me a camp clearing pig when he had 70 CS and he was 2 in 14.
Did you read what his username is?
Reformed God.
Now, is there a way I can pull up his stats?
I want to show you his account.
Yeah, here.
You want me to show a screen?
I'll show you.
Show a screen.
I want you to pull up.
I don't want to pull up his stream chat.
People are just going to get him like, hey, but he was literally, he was literally
Everything wrong with this game
So Jinxie I want you to understand that this guy has been the lowest rank in the game for longer than Khadim has
He has been bronze three since season 10
He is currently 47% win rate negative win rate iron two and
And that game you played with him he only had two games in between the kids were dropped off to school and
The woman that divorced him to leave him for the yoga teacher
Just came over to bust his balls before leaving him again
Before he had to get off and in both of those games he lost
He called me a camp clearing pig bro like it
He had 73 CS everyone on our team at over 100
He was literally into like our entire team was complaining about this guy. The first thing he didn't watch that was plug his twitch
He is iron to level 308 yo, let me be clear when I say this bro
Chat this is the equivalent of being copper in rainbow six huge
But being level one for like level 700 being copper
This is literally being copper in our sex as level 700. I'm like, I'm disgusted
Jinxy you want to know what the real fuck that thing is about the Gavetian so what?
It's the fact that right now you could genuinely have the best stream ever
You could peak half a million viewers. You could get your sub count at 200k
Your your your brother could come up to you tell you Jinxy you're gonna be an uncle
You could sit there your girlfriend is like jinx. I want to marry you. I'm proposing right now
You could get a winning lottery ticket, but you would still feel like shit because you're down LP on the day
It's like everything that it's like you know what it's like jinxy
It's like League of Legends as the ice cream and everything else are the sprinkles on top like the sprinkles can taste amazing
Right, but if we're eating a literal cow shit
Sprinkled with fucking fairy dust it ain't gonna taste good. You know what I mean?
Like you can legitimately get the best juice of your entire life, but it doesn't matter anymore because you're a league player
You know what I mean?
All right, bro, I don't know I'm about to hit Diamond and Rocket League and then I might get on for tonight
I might play league. I might not play league. I might drive into a lake, bro. I don't know what I'm gonna do, bro
I'm currently getting like 18 he low losing 21
That's if you come to Florida like is this stream ever gonna hand Brown like when you're here like is this gonna end because I'm bronze four man
Just look into the camera, bro. Like yeah, I'm going to your stream. Can you go full cam?
Is this stream gonna end? Okay? I have 30 second delay by the way
Wait, I'll just able to lay free. All right
All right, is this stream ever gonna end right? That's what you asked? Yeah, is this stream gonna end?
Like I'm bronze four bro like this stream like I got to go through bronze four through bronze three through bronze two
Bronze one in the silver like this is I mean Chad is gonna be longer than out in ring bro getting to silver
All right, let me tell you the truth the only way that this stream ends
Right the only way it ends
before two days as if we make it last until gold.
No, bro, you can't like bro, I have world cup games to go through. I have four nights
on a bed. I need you to be real. Bro, not this. You think I'm going to hit silver
in less than a day or in a day, in a day.
18 hours.
Yo, but listen, we're going full on like 40 second delay and I need you to be sweating.
Sweating your dick off so I can get so you can see I'm not even kidding when I say
Every single time you make a misplay you're literally gonna be put in an arm bar
And you won't be able to breathe like the thing is that right now
I feel like the problem is I tell you to do stuff
And then you just like don't do it and then it's like it's funny, right?
But soon jinx you have to realize that what's gonna happen is that if I tell you to do something
And you don't do it within half a second like you will literally be choking like it will be at a point
Jinx you like I don't know why you're laughing because you are gonna be traumatized after this stream
Like you're gonna be at a point where you're gonna hear my voice after the Florida marathon
And it's gonna be like instantly in your head the first thing you think is obey
Because you know if you don't you're gonna see your life flash before your eyes you understand
All right, bro, I'm ready bro like I'm ready
Look dude, I'm ready bro. I don't listen man
You're gonna be in florida on the 27th. We start the 28th. We're going 40 second delay and everything you say
I'm gonna instantaneously do without hesitation like without fucking hesitation
I'm gonna do it and if I'm not sober. I'm gonna kill my
help
in game
Okay, I need to get some I can't be rubbing elbows with these iron
Disgusting balls of shit any longer
Jensie, yeah, I'm telling you by the time the marathon ends give it four days and you're gonna be fucking
GOLD! I SWEAR TO GOD!
Alright bro, I'm ready. I'm ready
Alright, so bro, it's happening soon
Alright bro, this is gonna be an infinite stream. Alright, I'll see you
Alright, buddy
Guys, I don't know what I agreed to, because like I said, you know, I'll get to bronze
to play some solo games, get better throughout the week, and then, you know, Silver should
be a take walk.
I'm bronze four.
I demoted this morning. I've went down in a rank in the last few weeks like I don't
We're gonna see boys
All right, we're gonna see we're gonna have to see man
But without further ado
We got a video to react to and then we got some gaming. Let me get a little um
Let me get an energy drink chat lock him so we got a bang of it down here
Let me go get a moment of energy drink
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, down and on and on and on.
I'm not a fucking polling bomb!
Put the camera in the cock-sucking corner!
Now!
Ladies and gentlemen, let's lock in.
How Markiplier got the luckiest Five Nights at Freddy's playthrough in history chat?
As y'all know, Five Nights at Freddy's 3, or I believe it was 2, No, it was 3.
I beat Night 5, not Flex.
Beat Night 5.
What if I told you that Markiplier accidentally recorded the most lucky FNAF playthrough in history?
But how does the FNAF play through Lucky?
Isn't it all just the same sponnings and spawn points of everything?
What about going to Freddy?
No, no, no.
Let's begin.
The video starts out with Monobai's intro, as usual, and now that he bought the full
game, kill that in mind, he begins the fight too.
You guys were practically begging me to play this again, and I'm glad you agree that this is probably one of the scariest games
I have ever played the mechanics are so now
Yeah, I hear from people saying that five nights at Freddy's is a kid's game, and it's not scary
It's a kid's game. So you know that game is terrifying bro. That game is horrifying, dude
That's a little bit of a timer. The office loads at 13.3 seconds. We will come up to this later
Now, I want you to pay attention here because as soon as the phone guy starts talking, something happens.
Even though it's very subtle, you can hear a full step noise.
This full step is Bonnie.
And immediately after walking off the stage, Bonnie made another movement, this time towards
the left hallway, Markiplier is still being extracted.
I know this because there's yet another sound that starts playing.
After this, Bonnie made yet another movement, this time he goes straight to the corner
all the office. And then he stays there long enough for more devils to cash up.
Finally, after a bit more time, Bonnie made a final step towards the door... stop.
So there's one thing we need to know. In Night 2...
Don't chat, when he's saying lucky, right, he doesn't mean like this run was lucky in
an easy sense, he just means like this was the rarest Five Nights at Freddy's run ever
and Markiplier had no idea.
He starts with 3 AI levels, meaning he has 50% chance to move, and he rolls this chance
every 4.97 seconds.
Just imagine like, if the world number is more than his AI levels, he moves pretty
simple.
Now back to the video, there's a tiny delay of his movement.
The timer doesn't seem to begin right when the office finish is loading, so I went to
the port where we can see Bondi move, which is right here.
Then I just sat there over and over until we get a more precise timing for each of
his movements.
Here's the timer sheet.
Now let's try to pinpoint where each movement occurs.
As I mentioned, usually, Night 2 begins at 13.3 seconds.
However, Monty seems to begin movement earlier than expected.
I'm unsure if this timer is when his AI function begins, or that it might have become before
the office load it in.
But it doesn't matter.
It won't change any major outcome for the rest of the video, so I'm going to assume
that's available.
One thing with my notice is that Monty seems to have a very fast aggression earlier
not even just one minute in then, he's already at the corner.
So one might ask, what's the chance that Bonnie gets 3 successes in 6 walls?
One simple solution I found is using binomial probabilities.
I first calculate the chance to wall 0, 1, and 2 successes, then subtract all those
together the result is 4.73% oh my god light yagami made its way to the 597
Fridays YouTube or to make it easier it equals to 1 in 21 change okay please
more number but that's boring so why don't we look at how he does the
sequence so it's a 1 in 21 chance of that exact Bonnie sequence
Like of it appearing that fast from what we observe Bonnie made three successful movement in a row and
Since each of those had few some chance to happen. We will multiply them together to get
0.34% or
One in 296 chance for one to do that. We already got a number of small than 1% now that is
Definitely a number
But wait, I have noticed something else in the time sheet
But Bonnie only made 4 successful movements throughout the whole sequence and it seems
like those somehow pushed him down the exact path to Mark's door as if there was only one
direction he could take.
So the way Bonnie decides where to go is very simple.
Step 1, he starts on the stage.
Then whenever he gets a movement, he will move to either the backstage or the dining
Bonnie is a boy? This whole time, all these years, Bonnie was a girl.
Bro, bro, Bonnie is a dude?
Oh yeah.
Step 2. Bonnie has a 50% chance to look between backstage and the dining area.
Or he may have another 50% chance to move to the left hallway.
Doesn't matter where he's standing at.
Step 3. When he's at the left hallway, he only has one way to go,
which is the supply closet or straight into the corner of the office.
This one also has only one direct way.
Finally, step 4.
When he is at the closet or the corner, he has a philipsen chance to enter the office
door or just loop around again.
Though, if you loop from the closet, he will have to go back to the hallway and begin step
3 again.
So, now we know how Bonnie moves around.
The question now becomes, what are the odds that Bonnie reaches the office door
perfectly?
On step 1, Bonnie has succeeded philipsen chance to move.
Then on the second step, he chose to move forward instead of looping.
Going on to the math, that's 7.5% chance, step 3, he only had 1 more to go, so 30% again.
Then on step 4, he can also backtrack here, so 7.5%.
However, since Bonnie failed 3 movement walls, total is in, and we get 4.31%.
Okay?
Multiply all these together, we now have 0.00778%, was that?
One in 12,835.
So we have finally concluded that Bonnie was very, very, very aggressive early on.
Yes.
But wait.
That is just the beginning.
What?
How come we got to the door was crazy indeed, but do you know what he did once in your life?
Oh no!
He's not going out of power, right?
Yeah!
I also want to give you a sign of the importance of using your door lines.
There are flying spots in your camera feed.
Oh no!
I have to move my camera so you guys can actually see the timers because he's referencing them a lot.
I've never seen Bonnie make that face by the way. Is that? I've never even seen this.
That's edited, right? Yeah, that's edited. That's not.
Oh, he's still there!
One of your cameras. Be sure to check the door live.
What's the money?
Oh, he's still there.
He's still there! Whoa, what is that?
What the hell was that? What happened? No, no, no, no, no.
You can't tell me nothing happened. What the hell happened there?
Is he still there?
Because he's still there!
Go away!
See, this is the worst feeling in five minutes of Freddy's win.
Someone just camps your door for two minutes.
This used to happen to me all the time. It was so annoying.
You flash you to see the ears there for two minutes
and you're like wasting power.
You don't know if someone's coming on your right.
Nobody likes you!
He's still there!
Why? Why is he still there?
I went back and forth and counted every single moment that Bonnie failed.
He stood at the door from 12am to 2am.
He is wiped out.
Bonnie moves to the door at 61.2 seconds and finally living at 195.39 seconds.
The first 25 moments that he failed had 30% chance to succeed.
However, at 186 seconds into the video, the night timer hits 2AM.
When this happens, Bonnie gains 1 AI.
That means he's now bummed off through 20% chance to move.
This is a fixed rule that happens on every night, including the custom night, where
The Bonnie will always gain 1 AI on 2 AM no matter what.
Then on 2 AM and 4 AM Bonnie...
There he is, chat.
Foxy.
The most unstoppable force in 5 nights at Freddy's history.
He can foxy all games 1 AI.
Freddy gains nothing because he's obese.
So now on our timer sheet, after the timer had reached 2 AM, Bonnie still fails one
more movement before finally being on groove on the very next.
had 20% chance to happen. We just need to multiply every 85% chance that he
fell with a single 80% chance near the end, then the final successful movement
with 20% chance. We can now answer the question, what are the odds that Bonnie
fell 26 times in a row before finally moving? The results are 0.28% or 1
Then in 263 chance to happen, another rare occurrence.
After this, Bonnie certainly went back to being normal, thank goodness, but that's how
unlucky he was not when he had to deal with this bullcrap.
Bonnie literally performed two stunts, in saying earlier question, and in saying door-caming
strategy.
The odds for him to pull this together is
0.000214 percent or
one in four million six hundred seventy one thousand five hundred sixty three I
I feel I feel bad for mod now. This is like
At least four hundred times more rather than counting going for any
wait
Going for any
After Mario Kart died on Night 2, obviously because of what Mario did, he went on to redo
the night one more time, and thankfully, Bonnie's father stopped being quirky, so I'm on to
one, and move on to Night 3.
This was all in one fucking playthrough!
As he was listening to the phone guy, the room he said something along the lines
or you never mind, scratch that. It's best to not do that.
Um, okay, I'll leave you to it. See you on the flip side.
OH GOD! WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK, OKAY? NOT OKAY!
Oh, I don't know if I ever had Golden Freddy spawning on me. I don't know, maybe once?
Is this losing to that conversation? You know you cannot see these rules!
Many people said that Golden Freddy has 1 in 100,000 chance to occur.
However, it's taking me a video explaining that.
Let's just say, Clickteam Fusion is very…
Is it actually that rare?
There's no way.
Genki with big numbers.
And also, because Clickteam only gen with 16 beating changes, the number overflows
and causing calling 30 to occur more often. With this into account, calling 30 actually
has 1 in 32,768 chance to appear, not the intended 100,000 that's called as inputted.
So we witness Bonnie being evil at Mark, then we witness Mark getting calling 30.
Huh. What are the odds that all of this happened in one video, one camera and one
Markiplier.
One in 153 billion 77 million 761 thousand 4 to the 18.
If you have ever wondered how many attempts he had to do to replicate this exact same
playthrough that MarioPyro went through, this is your answer.
Wanna know something?
On March 18, 2023, Youtuber Backseat Streams recalled the luckiest playthrough, where he
got calling Freddy twice in one sitting.
We had never seen this luck before, so it was a big achievement.
However, now that we know the true author of calling Freddy, the author of Backseat
get double coin fairy is 1 in around 1 billion. Even if we still believe that coin fairy
ought to be 400,000 back then, that's still just 1 in 10 billion chance for this video
to be replicated. Marvel's playjuul on the other hand, doesn't even come close to what
happened here. Bonus point, it's just a normal playjuul. Marvel's been trying to
hunt for anything in specific. So yeah, this is it. This is what you guys came
But wait, just hear me out for a bit.
You know, I always wanted to make this video because I asked myself, how lucky was Markiplier?
Well also how lucky he is at the same time.
People did point out that Bonnie was very aggressive, but no one said just how bad
it was.
Or if they do, then not a lot of people really think that much, so for those who
want to see the actual numbers, this video will help you with it.
Also, the video was uploaded on August 14, 2014, 6 days after the game's release, so
it is safe to say that what happened to my player was pure, raw luck.
Does the video have any inconsistencies?
No, I don't think so.
There is one cut in the video, but his hair strand looks pretty consistent, so
So we can confirm that one sequence and Golden Freddy encounter is all tied in this one sitting.
To end this video off, I want to say that, aside from marketing insane luck in there,
I doubt for now would be wise today if you didn't got a Golden Freddy encounter.
Yellow Bear would you stay as Yellow Bear?
I hope that this video teaches you something and clear up your question about the marketplace
luck.
I was there watching- So he had the weirdest like Bonnie interaction ever and then literally like the next life he had of Golden Freddy.
Absolutely. I was also questioning too. And after a little decade later, I'm here making my own FNAF fan game based on the first game with my own twist.
So... I would love to see you guys give your thoughts in the comments section below. Let me know what you think.
Thank you all so much for watching and as always- That is fucking crazy!
In this video, that is insane. Bye. Bye
Okay chat banger video bro
J. I'm a high I literally never do scary games ever because I get scared of scary games because I'm a scaredy cat I do
Chat should I try this game? I downloaded it the other day. I
Saw a lot of people playing this game
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But I ain't getting it!
She will! She will!
So does it fuck you if you don't get it!
I'm not gonna leave that to you right now!
She will!
What's the plan here?
My fucking God!
This is the gentleman who chose you.
She just started life!
Come on, man!
I look back and tell me baby, it's fair.
I like it, but I like it, but I like it.
And I say I ain't got you for a second.
I squeeze it and I can touch it.
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I wish you would take off that coat when you turn up your legs
Do you know the fear?
It's too bad, so maybe she won't
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Right now, she will
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Right now, she will
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Finish, finish, finish, now, for me
And they score, this guy's just never in a position, ever
Like, he's just never in the right spot, ever
He's always in the worst spot.
Yeah.
Please just score, I'll take it all back.
Hey.
Feelin' young, but they treat me like a hoagie.
And ain't nobody on here, I'm sweaty, bitches, nosy.
Said he put some money in my ass, yes, we're conci.
I won't put no money on this, yeah, my nigga's on me.
Yeah!
I did it!
I did it!
One of those trunks, they can't hold me.
I shouldn't be casein' a case, so he knows me.
Imitation is a flattery, it's just annoying me.
and I'm too about it and the dirt that they call
I'm gonna die tonight, baby
time we ought to figure out what y'all gonna do about it
be there to keep all your hair rolled
and I'll style 29 G5
yo, I'm behind you, no
I'm gonna use some friends to find me
he's the man, give me your gun
he doesn't have it
wait, I swear we're not the same
you don't understand how to speak
and I'll style it
give me your gun
wait, wait, I'm behind you
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You go!
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Alright, please tell me this guys. Please fucking god, tell me this guys. Uh, in placement.
so I can go to sleep at night.
Please tell me he's in placement.
A walking lobotomy of a player.
I'm fairly unbiased.
That's the worst team that I've had in the last seven days.
Oh, he's flat three.
All right, whatever.
It did his brother boost him?
How's he flat three?
Yo.
Every time I was closer to the ball,
he didn't care if he would just keep going.
He was always out of position every time.
He never passed, he never let me shoot.
He just, if he had no booze,
he would just dribble into them instead of letting me shoot.
All right, we're five wins away.
I'm gonna take a little bathroom break.
I'm gonna go pee,
and then I'm gonna come back and win five straight.
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like shit and the enemy team is God. I need good teammates and I'm good. Wait I
almost forgot! When are you doing red dead buddy?
He's gonna hand, he's gonna hand the call.
He's faith lagging this is actually disgusting.
I'm on the left and my teammates bumping into my car.
Yo, I'm about to kill myself.
What's happening?
Yo bro, I'm on the left man.
What are you doing?
Like actually, oh yeah, this is going to be neat.
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20 good diamond bro
When can I have a go?
I could have challenged that better, it's got its type faking, it seems like I can't
ever go, I don't know I can never go, I can never go, he's single huh, wow, nope, that
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Know no no we're touched
See? Winner's Q and we're back!
We need six wins for 9 and probably.
Just like that, because then like, you know, it's possible for the other team to be asked to.
Still.
That leaks shit out of here.
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You know me well nigga, yeah, I mean you ain't the only drill nigga, they got me on these white women like sale nigga slave to the pussy but I was playing the fail nigga, yeah.
All these people really just lusted my career again
Asking if I could go and flat them in a year again
Don't I got this shit in where I wanna hear again?
I might join some of these people
They got this shit in here again
Give me out of here
salty just sleep
Give me out of this torture simulator
Please just for a minute
Okay
So their team has the guy with seven goals
My team has a guy with a 33 IQ
salty but why
Like why are you even starting to
All you gotta do is just sit in the match
What a one bro
We're going to one.
Yeah, like, I guarantee you they're at least stream sniping.
They're shouting out their YouTube channels.
This guy said six games away now, Tinsie.
I haven't even typed one time.
I typed in fucking Team Chat once.
These motherfuckers are fucking stream sniping,
and we all know it.
Salty just asked the game, who cares?
Yeah I forgot all these cringe ass kids they're not going to want me to hit diamonds they're
going to snipe on smurfs to probably down delay.
Shout out to my youtube channel and here's my youtube six games away now Jinxy shout
out to my youtube channel even though we would have got the- okay salty you missed the
ball.
So if you just put an end to this madness, and fucking for a bit!
Alright, I'm adding in to life. I'm not, I'm not gonna, like, get sn-
I'm sick to my stomach.
I may be watching stream, but I need diamond as well.
OMG it's everywhere.
Dog, Ithariel, good in streamslide.
Six more games man, I love you.
You get in streamslide, but you know how many games off I am from diamond?
He's in placements.
Yeah, this is Loser's cue out the ask.
Edward here has eight goals with nine shots and then my teammate is playing his first
game of the season.
Probably his first ranked game ever.
That guy was fucking trash.
That guy was absolute trash.
Bro, it's mad over a game.
Yeah, my opponent had nine goals and my teammate couldn't even tie his shoes.
It's pretty annoying.
Yeah.
Thank you.
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United States played England right now, like right now, not in the past years.
If the United States national team played England right now, they're winning.
i'm sorry but like is that crazy to say
let's compare bro gana FIFA rankings let's see
gana is a lower fucking rank
than his back of stand
Ghana is a lower fucking rank than Uzbekistan.
Now I'm not even trolling like,
if the United States men's national team
played this current English roster,
they're winning like two-one.
I'm not even trolling.
Guys, England is shite.
Bro, they drew the 64th team globally.
Guys, this is the best the men's national team has ever been for us.
I'm not even trolling this is, guys, I'm not trying to rage bait.
They drew Ghana.
Guys, if the United States men's national team drew Ghana, okay?
If they drew Ghana and I saw England beat Australia 2-0 and Paraguay 4-1, I would
say, yeah, England would beat USA.
I'll say the same thing guys. I'm not talking about past years. I'm not talking about current years
I'm saying if this English roster played the United States roster right now in the World Cup the US men's national team is winning
It's a close game, but they're winning
Yeah, but guys for two Croatia doesn't matter if you can't if you're not consistent you can't draw fucking Ghana
Guys, Ghana is 64th in the world. Do you realize how fucking bad that is? Also, they just moved up nine rankings from this draw.
This draw gave them 17 points and they moved up nine rankings. Guys, let me explain this.
Ghana's FIFA ranking was, I'm calling it, Ghana's FIFA ranking was 73 global. That is fucking ass.
I'm calling you, Jen.
Cane missed an open net.
Okay.
Change it and pick up.
Let's be unbiased, bro.
Okay.
England dominated the stat sheet, but it doesn't matter if you can't put in a goal.
England had less fouls, better pass accuracy, more passes.
With three shots on target in all my years of football. I never seen this. Yeah.
In all my years of football, I never seen this. So that means 16 of their shots went over the net or to the side of the net. That is fucking pathetic or we're deflecting.
that is fucking pathetic. England, I'm being dead ass. Love you to death kid. If the English,
if the English play the US in the World Cup, the US is winning. I'm not even trolling. Bro,
you got me geeked if you think the United States is drawing Ghana, 64 global. They were 73
global before this draw. They were 73 global ranked before this draw. Do you realize how
asked that is. I'm not guys I'm not even rage baiting guys United States is
beating England right now.
No chat I know that FIFA ranking doesn't mean everything but it's an
indicator bro. Ghana is rubbing elbows with Burkina, Fasto, Cabo Verde, Bosnia
and Honduras like bro you guys want to know the countries they're behind they're behind Qatar
Rogana is a worse team than Burkina Faso. Let's call Bench.
This has to be a talent. You seem to call me every time I'm doing a poo.
Well, guess what England just did a poo right in their pants, bro. Did you watch the game?
Yeah, I did.
So, Deci, I have a question for you, bro. Is it ever coming home, dude?
They're not doing it on this.
Also, that's all I'm thinking about. England, they have no synergy.
So I hate to be left out.
I don't think it is coming home.
OK, now, Deji, here is my next question.
And my chat, some people in my chat
agree, some people disagree.
Unbiasedly, if the current United States roster plays
England, who do you think's winning?
Oh my gosh.
That's a good game, no?
That's a very good game.
I believe I would say that the current Ubechi wasa would be Ghana, so I feel like he guys would ask a deal, I said.
Chat, you heard it here first, bro. Thank you, Deci. I just wanted to call you, bro.
I called Jinj. It went to voicemail. He's not picking up.
Well, you've always kept me, but I'm kidding. So I have to bow. Excuse.
Deji likes bro. I'm disappointed man, nil nil to Ghana. Bro, you guys had 19 shots and
only three of them were on target. Were you guys getting fans in the face?
No, they're not. No, they're not. Ghana is 64 ranked in FIFA rankings, bro. And before
you guys played Ghana they were 73 ranked they are not good yeah but saying
they qualified it's like that's like saying Qatar qualified is Qatar good
because they qualified
okay but I mean okay it is based off of weaker ratings yes on paper they're not that good but they have they have better
synergy than us, if that made sense. And it's all about the synergy. That's what works.
It's because you're not used to playing with the people you're playing with, right? Because
you're usually playing in like another team. Like, for instance, um, um, this is named
the crystal, you know, it's for America. You guys have a crystal palace defender. Um,
Sorry, Chris. In Christopher's honor.
Christopher?
Yeah.
Yeah, you're the finger.
Chris Richards?
That's it.
Christopher.
Oh, wait.
Deji.
Deji.
Deji.
Yes.
You're right.
You know what?
Guys, what Deji just said is right.
The World Cup is about the best synergy.
It's not about the best players on your team.
Because England has a lot of talent, but they have no synergy.
Bro, honestly, that's why Argentina is so deadly, bro.
Because they have talent, but they have so much synergy, bro.
Damn, they better.
Oh, please.
All right.
If I was talking to Green or something.
Yes, bro.
Well, no.
So you think USA beats England in the World Cup?
I agree, bro.
I mean, I really don't want to say it, but I really don't, but I believe you guys do
beat us, honestly.
But generally, you guys, you came together as a team.
I feel like we have a lot of people on our team that they just want to, they just want
to score a goal.
They want that high-light moment of, yeah, I scored at the World Cup.
It's like the Sidemen charity match about everybody's trying to score
You're you're actually bro, holy ball knowledge, bro
Yeah, I thought that she was gonna like stop at me saying this holy ball knowledge that she
I feel like he became, he was less selfish than the last game.
That's why I made what, 5-0?
Yeah, um, yeah.
I do think it was Uzbekistan though, so who really cares, bro?
Yeah, I was gonna say.
Yeah, like bro it's just Pakistan. I mean that's damn near like bro come on
But all right, I'm gonna let you go bro, I'm gonna let you go I might call jins one more time and try to rage bait him
Yeah, okay, yeah, yes, sir
All right see you in a bit
Just, you know, W. Dutchman, let's call Jen's one more time.
Check, dare I say US men's national team versus England is coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb. I'm not even trolling.
I'm not controlling.
Bro, I don't even think this is rage bait.
Okay, chat.
Who's winning a World Cup game right now?
USA or England?
Pull it.
I've had a majority of people agree with me.
I'm not even joking.
Bro, the USA, it's like a team and their coach is incredible.
The USA is just like a team. It's like an actual team, bro. They have the crowd behind them. They have so much going for them, bro.
Run-up poll. Before we hit Diamond and Rocket League, run-up poll.
American viewers, bro. What the fuck are you talking about?
Bro, I'm not even kidding. Majority of the chat is not from the US.
Majority of the chat is from other countries.
Chat vote. See? And chat. Y'all don't have to agree. Y'all don't have to agree, but I'm just going to come out and say it, bro.
I'm always early with my takes and I always end up being proven right. You dead ass don't have to agree, but I'm telling you this now, bro.
If the United States men's national team played England in the World Cup right now, USA's win it.
All right, so one, the United States, it's a better coach team, like the coaching is incredible to they have home field advantage, no matter what stadium they play at. All right. 3, they have so much momentum. England does not England is true Ghana.
So, they're better coach the crowds on their side and they have momentum and the routine, bro.
bro but honestly bro the poll is like this what i mean it's not that crazy to take like majority
of you guys don't agree with me but 44% does agree bro is there any world cup games dude i want to
bet on another world cup game chat is there any good ones oh no Panama Croatia Colombia Colombia
Congo chat. Let's watch party the USA game
Let's look up the World Cup games this week
We need to find some other games that we could watch party chat
All right, England gonna draw
Scotland Brazil honestly mid game Brazil
Brazil has not been playing well. Mid fucking game, bro. But it's not that bad. It's probably
the best game tomorrow. I guess it's the best game, but bro, it's just mid. Brazil's not
playing well submit a game um let's see Netherlands I think just USA bro we
watched USA vs Turkey on Thursday kind of also made though because USA already
won the group I'm trying to find like a banger game to watch none of these these games are ass on
Thursday oh my god Japan Sweden's kind of a good game chat we should definitely watch party this
but I don't know yet bro it's kind of mid no because like Prada's gonna sit pull a stitch uh
One the group who cares.
Now this is a fucking game.
Norway, France.
Oh my God.
I think France just runs away with it, but this is a fucking game, boys.
3 p.m.
This is a fucking game as well.
Uruguay, Spain.
Boys group stage ends.
Messi gets the last game at a group stage, but I don't know if he's going to play against Jordan.
I don't know, y'all.
Lock in. It's time to get diamond.
It's time to get diamond.
watch party messies game bro but I don't think he's gonna play I don't think
message gonna play
dude I don't think I don't think Messi's gonna play each I don't think he's gonna
play. Five wins for Diamond Boys. We have to have a competent teammate.
Get on Fortnite, not until I hit Diamond!
You
Both came up on the gritty streets of Jamaica, Queen
It's just such a disgustingly unlucky before that I start from the beginning
It's never coming home, bro. It's never coming home.
Is it not? Is it not?
I thought you should have told him that when he talked to me.
But he just said one thing. I feel like I should have told him just.
I stopped the firework.
Okay. That would be a big mess around the world.
I had a witness from football team.
Four or five more from Ghana.
It was an absolutely disastrous firework.
Did you know what? When it's seven,
they just say they got the point.
They need to take off the point.
They wonder if you know who's up the group.
And we want them all the way.
Thank you very much.
So you're gonna, you're gonna win the World Cup, yeah?
Well, they're gonna win the World Cup.
Give someone a cup, son.
Yeah, it's probably just messy, bro.
Now, let me say this, Jen, ready?
Say it again.
I believe...
How do you even do it in a little bit of booze, and, Jen,
you sound like you're pissed.
I'm pissed.
I'm pissed.
I'm pissed.
I'm not upset.
I'll be fine.
She's just very strong.
She's something that I've come up with.
Jen, I believe in my own humble opinion
That if the US men's national team played against England's national team, they would win.
You guys drew Ghana, bro.
World 73, by the way.
Team is us.
Your team is shit.
You've got EU players shit, team.
Ghana, our team.
I said Ghana and Biazofi's game, but I was right.
We will absolutely stop out of the 0-5.
No.
All right.
On the top of the game.
And then we'll go all the way.
I'll make a decision, Jigsaw. I will definitely say that we will definitely get to the USA's final.
Uh, no. I think you guys are a quarter-final team. That's going to lose, to be my honest opinion.
Okay, I heard the total number of teams that get further than USA or England.
Um...
I'll just say it's 305, would you give it a chance?
Let's do 500 gifted that USA gets further than England, Leo.
Bro, Jin, you guys don't have a team, just 11 individuals with ego, but we have a real team.
Now that's the both guys at the moment.
You guys had... Yo, Jinz, you wanna know statistics?
You guys had 19 shots and three were on target.
How many fans did you guys kill?
How many fans did you guys fucking kill, bro?
Bro, Jinz, bro. It is what it is, bro. USA is better than England right now.
Not in years past, but right now they are.
9 years passed for Rygaon!
You're- you're- you're- you're pissed at me off.
You say I'm not better than a king when you fucking move on.
Would USA draw Ghana, and that- that you have your answer?
USA would probably get beat by Ghana.
USA would get beat by Ghana? Okay.
Listen, listen, this is- this is- this is- this is football.
Ghana will now play in USA looking at you.
Don't you know what?
We're gonna beat them so they try and touch you.
Which means you have no score.
They're gonna try and touch us.
This is why your a nerd.
Cause you don't know what are you doing about JT.
Alright he's definitely drunk.
Bro, coke, coke, coke stop whining bro.
What do you want me to say?
Scorable.
Like bro, it's janna.
I'll say one thing, I'll say one thing.
I'll fix the football.
You stick to the firing range.
Dish that.
Jinz, Jinz, Jinz, Jinz, Jinz.
Listen bro, I'm gonna be honest.
I can't say shit.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna be honest. I cannot name one player on Ghana. Can you name more? No, you just watch the games now
You can probably name like three. I can't name one player on Ghana and you guys drew you should be ashamed of yourself, bro
You guys fucking drew it's not coming home. Hang it up
I'll be 100.
Unrelated, we're about to get diamond voice. Four wins!
4-1 to play chat, lock in.
Get ready for the eyeballs here.
Clearance.
Clearance
4 wins away go.
Oh, they had a silver.
Oh God.
To that a silver that a silver
Carried lamicki. Oh, yeah, I'm carried. Yep. I'm carried. Yep. I'm carried
I'm carried. Yo chat
Watch this game if I'm carried
Bro, so when I have a teammate that's somewhat sentient now it's a carry
Foreman
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I finally get a teammate that's not a literal infant and then it's a problem.
He was champ?
What do you mean he was champ?
How's he in Plat 3 if he was champ?
How do you even know that?
What do you mean?
On his tracker, okay, but what's he champ like nine years ago?
I mean bro, he went from, you're telling me he went from champ to fucking flat three?
He's also lucky, I don't care.
Hey, okay, what is he doing?
That's a goal.
That might have been the weirdest goal ever.
He's like, he got a double bump, oh my god.
That's like a lead blocker in the NFL, what the fuck was that?
He's typing.
He's actually giving me shots.
All right, time to lock in for real though.
It's time to actually lock in.
Catch a ivory duo to the mickey. You gotta hit it so loud.
Oh my, I'm getting so many shots on these guys.
Save that one fuck nut.
But now it's just like back to having an infant
Look you and isn't the Mickey that guy was just a champ
Wait are you guys like he was actually champed what what year though like 2012?
out. This one's like why does he keep typing in my shots? What gear? He was champed last
season. How the fuck is he black 3 then? Is he like D-ranked to snipe me?
I
Watch out. Thank y'all work for it. He was good. He's definitely good. Nice good distraction
Yeah, I understand that shit. What am I what am I? I didn't give him this move. Yeah, that's not me. That's not me
Nice that's in that's in that's in that's in that's in.
I just hurt my hand, oh my god, ow, ow, ow.
I don't know man, every time I play there's always just one guy with nine goals. I don't know.
It's getting a little weird. My hand is in excruciating pain right now.
It's always one down with 9 goals, but I'm not really sure what that is.
Can you just be on my team?
That's 150.
That's a shot. He saves it?
Bro! Oh my god!
And then finishes your plat 3 is dead at heart
We not go to for that please there's two minutes left man. Why would you go if I'm on the left?
Okay, that was bad that was so bad
So like but here's what I mean because now it's like I have a four-year-old on my team
What is this bro what that's like what I was doing
Yeah, the other team is just considerably better.
We've lost every 50 as well.
Oh my god.
Yo, oh my god, are you my clan again, Zed?
Yeah, my biggest takeaway from this game's rank system will always be just the sheer
inconsistency of D-Meds, I swear to God, and enemies.
And like, I don't know man, I think it's literally just snipers, because like when
When I play this game off-stream, it's just so different.
Coat! So, yeah, me saying that people stream slangers. Coat! Look at the shot.
Alright.
So, yeah, it's smurfing, just not existing.
I wouldn't say this game has a worse smurfing problem than any other game ever.
Shit's no fucking dead.
Yeah, so maybe I just um
Gold gold gold sehore.
Maybe I just, um, gold, gold, gold, sohore.
Chep, maybe I have schizophrenia.
But when I played off stream, I got to Platinum 3 Division 3.
I play off stream the next day and I'm Plat 3 Dip 1.
And then there's just always one guy on the other team with five goals.
Solo equals lose.
solo queue to Platinum 3 Division 3 it's not even accountability there's just
one guy with seven goals every game and then he's like hey Jixi what's up Jixi
how's it going it's like come on guys wake up and smell the coffee bro it's
a Smurf like he has seven goals typing my name in the fucking all chat wake up
and smell the fucking coffee please the guy is a smurf Jesus enough yay diamond
tournament winner yes hey
there
up and up and up and up and
beautiful, oh my god, nice spot man
Jhinxie, I love you. Here we go again. Bro, if this is dead, that's another smurf I
I swear to God.
Jade, go to bed.
Open, open, open, open, open, open, open!
Play the second part.
I want to watch this.
I'll go get him.
Pinch.
Alright.
G-Wide to get a gun.
Don't do much.
I'll go get him.
Hit that.
Get that
Go
Oh my god, nope all me
I just want to get the Iron Man, oh my god, please.
Finish, finish, problem.
That's why you always stay on the ball, man.
You can set up a nice little goal.
Dinksy, man, you're so slow in the brain.
of saying brain you said Brian well done bro
take see you're so slow in the Brian
I just want to get, I just want to get, I just want to get Diamond guys, he's...
Open up and just back, just back.
Jinxie died.
Frizzy, look over the button.
You can't play Rocket League for Jack shit.
You realize I'm gonna hit Diamond today, right?
All solo, Joe.
I didn't care, I'll solo the whole thing.
While getting sniped, you realize that, right?
Of course he touched it to the side, that's so weird.
I'm going to get diamond right now!
You have gold, game sense and mechanics.
Okay.
Then why last season did I reach Platinum 1 playing 1?
Boom, Rosedyn.
Boom, Rosedyn.
That doesn't make sense.
For both of my trackers, I was Plat 1 in 1.
I beat squad one.
It's not even possible to have gold game sense if that was the case.
But yeah, I'll be honest, my mechanics aren't as good as my game sense.
But I have like a good understanding of the game.
I don't do air rolls and air jammals and all that shit.
You don't need to do that to get Diamond Girl.
Bro, I was stupid. I was two games off Diamond.
Seven eight two games off bro
Just two games off, bro
I guess i'm gonna play rock and dig every day till I get it see own golden
Reach it back.
Un-goonable stream.
Chad, is there a four night tournament today?
Is there a four night tournament?
What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?
Jack, could I play Dive 3 West?
Could I play Dive 3 West tonight?
Do I have to do what first?
What do I have to do?
What do I have to do?
I want to play like a comp thing.
I never play comp.
How do I play Dim S3 West?
Yeah, if I ask Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy.
You have to go fuck yourself.
Appreciate that bottles. Thanks, bro
Let's end the game FF man
Well guys I
Can't play I want to play dip three West
You have to go fuck yourself another guy's I thought
You'll be the first person to reach diamond and D-rank buddy, I guarantee you someone has reached diamond and D-rank before were you crazy
That's my 14 events could epic like give me an account
What if I get like Peterbott?
Version mismatch, please get the latest version of the game, what?
What?
an Epic Games launcher? How do I update? How do I update? What is suss about this?
What? How do I update?
Close it first.
I literally just closed it.
I literally just closed it, bro.
I just closed it.
Bro, I wanna play Div3West and win, bro.
It's updating?
How the fuck do you know it's updating?
How do you know it's updating?
How do you even see that?
It's done?
What?
How do you not even know?
I just want to get diamond, oh my God.
Call Aussie?
Bro, but like, can you even help me?
How do I I just wanna play J3 West.
How do I do that?
Jack Aussie said they gave Ron and Lacey access
without needing turnings,
but they still needed to get to ranked gold.
I gotta get some gold rank.
Yeah, it's cold rack easy.
I just seen five lands please.
For you, no.
What the fuck does that even mean, chicken tendies?
ME NOW!
That's gonna get good.
He saves that, wow!
Good bump, good bump, good bump, good bump!
He saves that!
All right, these guys are like,
these are black reaps, that's what I'm talking about.
Like, see what I mean?
See what I mean? This guy just missed the ball. Like that's what a Plat 3 does.
Not fucking air rolled off the ceiling and score.
Jeff, these guys are not golds. I'm Plat 3. That's not even possible.
Maybe I'll give you this. One of them might be gold.
That guy's flat.
What a fucking pass.
God, that is five rooms in a row.
What a wanker.
I have no bush.
I need a diamond, bro. Please God. Please God, fast, fast, fast.
Wow, like, why is there no trust ever? There's never any trust. Never.
There's never any trust. Just let me, I can hit it, bro. I have a corner.
And then he misses the ball, all right.
See the touch from the kid.
That's beautiful.
Just pass now.
They're out of the zi-
Damn.
Kept the trickling mat?
What?
Yeah, these guys are gold, bro.
They're gold.
Ha ha ha.
It's a Plat 3 lobby, but they're somehow mora-
these guys got way better start the game they're missing everything now that's a
I'm trying to get a bit of football.
Light up and on, I was one more.
Yep, I got you.
I got to get under that.
I won that.
What?
My throat.
It's 2v1, maybe.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
It's 2v1, maybe? Oh my god.
What?
No, that's gotta be a goal. That was actually something I wanted to do.
They always get a fucking touch in plat dude I swear to god in plat 1 and plat 2 no one
goes backwalk why can't you get to plat 3 everyone goes backwalk.
Every chat's not ass I had to overextend those 14 seconds I have to just hope he
I had no bricks down.
Today was not my day.
Today was not my day to get diamond man.
Oh my god.
Today was not my day.
Today was not my day.
No hands would play better.
Boggles just go fuck yourself brah like boggles litter literally go fucking fuck yourself boggles literally go fucking fuck yourself
Yeah, we're talking to epic about seeing if I could play the div three West thing
That'd be fun bro get a delay get a pro and just sweat that'd be so fucking fun that'd be so fun
All right, bro shot play ranked and see how hard it is guys should I play ranked I'm bronze one I
Need a fucking delay yo yo yo
Let's play rank and see how hard it is, bro.
If you lose in bronze one, miho, bro, but you're not being fair, bro.
I'm not going to lose in bronze one to a legit game, but the thing is, if there are
people that are fucking stream sniping and they're on a fresh bronze one account, it's
It's not actually bronze one.
It's not actually bronze one, bud.
What food should I get, bro?
Should I get, should I get steak tacos again?
It was kind of good yesterday, bro.
Guys, told you son, you're not getting diamond ever.
But fart my shirt, that's just literally a brain dead statement.
All I gotta do is just play off stream and I just win every game.
It's just the stream sniping smurf.
It's all this.
Guys, Plat 3 is not like, come on, let's get real, they're not doing that.
Maybe some Plat 3s that are low because of season reset.
Guys, it's a new season.
Plat 3s, they're not playing like this.
Were you telling me, listen bro.
I was plat 3, 2 wins off of diamonds today, okay?
You're telling me in 2 months I'm not going to get diamond?
In 2 months I'm not going to get that 2 win difference?
You're crazy.
You're crazy bro.
I'm going to play Rocket League every morning, night and day, off and on stream until I
get diamond.
Yo chat.
Saying I'm yo, yo, yo, saying I'm getting stream sniped.
IT'S NOT FUCKING COPE!
That's not coke!
Alright?
Stream sniping exists!
IT'S REAL!
Alright?
People do it!
Half of you cop suckers!
No, no, no!
70% of you cop suckers are probably better saying coke or the same guys that are sniping.
You're too trash to be playing Diamond, you're like a gold player.
Matias, go to Rocket League Tracker, Matias.
I got Platinum 1 in 1v1s.
Are you stupid?
No, no, stream sniping is...
I'm not going to be too.
Guys, stream sniping is real!
Saying I'm getting stream sniped isn't good, but!
Alright bro, my first ever game of ranked Fortnite.
Bronze one by the left.
Hey Jynxie, I'm downloading Fortnite just to stream snip you.
Somebody in the chat just typed, the technology for student slapping isn't even developed yet.
My first ever ranked game, yelp.
Why am I not sprinting?
I'm holding down my left stack.
Why am I not sprinting?
Chef, what is my sprint button?
I got my given out shields like chocolate chip cookies
in the shift.
Why am I not sprinting?
It's not left deep back, why am I not sprinting?
Why are you-
I'm literally so fucking bitter for that.
Why am I not scrinching?
That's not a bot, dummies, it's ranked.
There's no boss in rank!
He's my left, but I'm stuck!
I can't sprint!
So
we're not can added
Not can't edit all up
There we go.
I can't edit.
Why can't I edit?
Can I edit?
What?
The fuck?
I can't fucking...
It's not gonna be edited.
Nice music at least.
Did you guys see that aim?
Did you guys see that aim?
I'm actually disgusting bro.
I can't edit.
Peterbots!
Peterbots, get this!
I'm so good at Fortnite oh my god
I gotta just shit myself.
Where is edits though?
It's not letting me do left stick, oh my god I hate the settings.
I hate the settings in this game so much!
Such bad settings!
Why was I randomly no longer able to sprint?
I didn't change anything!
AHHHHH!
What the fuck?!
Oh my god
I heard somebody over here.
Swim?
My nuts are itching so bad
Where's that
It's not an STD because your balls itch one time, dummies.
We're mapping.
Why is it doing this?
Bro, what is happening, bro?
For real?
What is going on?
What is going on?
God, this game's settings are so fucking bad.
I mean, oh my god.
Like, I mean, like, I've never seen a game with a more confusing settings less than
this.
11 enemies left, bro.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
I don't understand. This game might have the worst settings out of any game ever created.
I'm about to fucking, I'm about to fucking, I'm about to fucking break something. I swear
to god I'm about to break something.
seven
Yeah, I have it on Timberlider for a reason, like I didn't change anything, it just randomly
didn't let me sprint.
And now I can sprint, but it's my left D-pad, and before I was just sprinting fine.
I didn't change anything, and then my settings just changed.
I don't, I don't know.
This doesn't make any sense, bro.
This game's settings, I swear to God, are so fucking bad it's disgusting.
Let's make 700 different individual settings.
That way the only people who understand it are Peterbot and Clicks.
It's like, are you guys fucking like idiots?
I'm right. I'm almost always right, honestly. I'm right. These settings are fucking horrible
I'm like it's funny because I remember like four night had it's simpler settings ten years ago. They've literally regressed
Do you only complain I
I only complain when something is horribly designed. So for example for my settings
So yeah
So yeah, I only complain when I'm right I guess third party
I
I can't add it because of my fucking settings.
GG, because I can't add it.
I
Gg because I can't edit I thought you could go through walls with shockwaves
What
Yeah, you are literally horrible
why can I not yeah dance it up bro you're fucking ass I'm playing with half my controls
I can't edit this game's settings are what is playing what are you
Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Lost to bots.
Yeah, bro, that guy's definitely a bot man.
That guy's a bot.
The guy that was fucking double editing me.
Yeah, that guy was a bot.
Yep.
What's up right now? What's going on?
Yo, what do you want bro?
Yeah, bro, I'll play but I'm not playing until I can edit
is you got to focus on your faith, you got to focus on your building, you got to focus
on your mechanics, and you got to focus more on probably your game awareness, probably how
you build, probably your map conservation, your map knowledge, your map awareness, your
you know, social awareness of everything around you, and basically everything.
Bro, you literally just named out every individual aspect of Fortnite.
Like I don't think you left any you didn't hold any punches. You just named every individual aspect for that
Yeah, bro, you could work on that too. You just got 700th place with a fucking pro on your team
You could work on that too. I didn't dump 40,000 hours of my life with the same night. You get
You're a
Uh, bro. Okay. Wait, hold up. High-fives is calling me. Hold up. Let me call you back in a second, bro.
Bring never fucking calls.
Yo.
Sorry, I'm sorry. Rob was calling.
There you go. Um, I just wanna help you out. Can you put in the email?
Me, Flo. I didn't remember what it is.
Do you remember what it was? I didn't remember.
Bro, I want to play last game three, bro.
No, no, no, no, no.
They're not a good team.
I got it. Yeah what player could I get what player could I get.
All right I got it I got it I got it I got it. I was just not showing screen right.
No. All right.
No it's definitely not that.
Yeah, yeah, something weird
Well West Division three kid
No, but he doesn't have texted him
Oh gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta
I think you need to also.
I need what?
To also.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now just go to email.
All right, Chad, we're doing it.
Highlights, four, seven, five.
Okay, four, seven, five.
Ah, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Yes, we got it!
All right, we're doing it, guys.
Wait, I wanna change my name.
I wanna change my name.
My name is Ass, bro.
Let me change my name.
My name is literally dog shit.
Bro, what should my name be, chat?
Like, Jinksy25671 is shit.
Bro, what if I make it like...
Chat, what if I make my name like Jinksy?
What if I just make it Jinksy?
Wait, can I do that?
Display name already in use one of you mother fuck I just broke my headset. Oh my god
My headsets busted from that desk
Well, I'm just gonna name it jake see yeah, what should I name it bro?
Jitty try jitty
I
Jitties already in use you guys are sticking that well
So you guys took jinksy and jitty what the fuck what's wrong with you guys?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, no it's gotta be something like
It's gotta be it's gotta be username with flair like something that sends fear into the opponent's
No like jinksy
Jinxie, here, here, hold up.
Prime, no, no, no.
Wait, I got it.
I know it, I know it, I know it, I know it.
All right, now I know it.
All right.
Oh, Jinxie.
Y'all took that.
All right, yo, did you guys take all of my names, guys?
Why? Why? What's the point?
All right, everything's taken, just fuck it, never mind, okay, continue?
You guys took every possible name, go fuck yourself, Chad, seriously.
You guys took every literal every name.
That's all I need to do.
Should be good to go.
I'm not sure.
Bro, have I got one of them?
Yeah!
I don't know.
Come on up, William, y'all.
I said that they're going to help you out.
Sorry, I can't believe it.
It's a good thought.
Bye.
Bye.
Do you have a problem in mind, though?
Yo, anybody?
Anyone who would try?
I want to put a delay in it.
I'm not sure.
I'd rather have a little break.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I want to put a delay and try
Like like who would try what's a pro that would try?
You want me to play a fortnight ten million dollar tournament with Ron
Bro if Ron has a delay and tries I'll get wrong
But, but chat Ron doesn't.
Guys, tell Ron that I'm calling him, man, please.
Let's play this trick it.
Ron is playing with Muzz. Yeah, that's fine, bro. I'll see his ass in the server.
Rod, pick up the phone, baby. Rod, pick up the phone, baby. I know you're home, baby.
Yo, what pro could I get, y'all? Yo, what's good, Jitty? Yo, when is, when is, when is,
when is, when is, when is, when is, when is, when is, when is West tip three, when is West tip three?
In about one hour and 20 minutes and I'm about to get fucking fried, bro
I'm getting drunk tonight you inspired me
All right, how did I inspire you to get drunk? What does that even mean? Well, you're a raging alcoholic
So I thought to myself, you know what if Jinx he drinks and he has fun. I should have fun while drinking
No, it's the opposite bro
When I drank everything went south and shit hit the fan with Los Polos
And now I haven't been able to get him on the phone for two weeks
and I wish I never did drink so because of that I'm never gonna drink again. I'm literally at grade a
example of why you should never pick up a beer bro. I drove away one of my friends bro. So you
drank and drove now you're leaking. So you drove while drinking? No no no. Holy this guy's a sick
fuck. Wait you drink and drive too? Bro no listen Ron yo who's your teammate for this
shit bro who's your teammate he's apparently one of the best his name is
Muzz apparently he can carry me without me playing the game at all I don't know
how true that is but I'm gonna test his knowledge today and I'm gonna get drunk
cool let me actually text Muzz and see if I can snipe him off you let's see
this bro what what do you mean was a yo Muzz
yeah what is my sweater what do you mean wait you're gonna take him from
Are you like something like a dick?
Bro, I want to win bro like I'm way you're playing you're playing today if they can get me in if they could get me in bro
Well, are you gold?
No, but I think they're just gonna get me in I don't know
So now you're gonna cheat the system got it. So you think you're above everyone
You know what do you see gift everyone a hundred dollars in your chat right now?
That would be
Literally, I don't even know millions of dollars, bro
And you have that
Yo, bro, uh, who could I get if Ron has much?
Yeah, who could I get wait? What if I just call Aussie bro and just say who could I get? Oh, I got you you could play with um
Check me some names that he could play with
Yeah, you play with you could play with Lose. Oh
We're doing this shit, bro. We're doing this shit
You could play oh a good pro is faxity. You should play a faxity. He's pretty good
I know for a fax. He's not a pro. I literally I know faxity
It's literally known for sticking out his tongue and twerking for Peterbott, bro
I'm not falling for that. I need like good
No, no, no, I need a kid who like doesn't care about
Streaming he doesn't care like bro
I need a kid who's gonna try his ass off because I'm gonna have a delay
You're gonna have a one-second delay getting jumped and crying
I'm gonna have a delay and I'm gonna fucking win. I'm gonna fucking win, bro
You know bro, just say the word bro. I could queue with you
Bro, you're dead-ass buddy, bro. Okay, dude, I'm gonna call Aussie, bro. I'll be back, bro
I'll be back. I'll be back. Go ahead, bro. I'm just gonna I'll be back. I'll be back. I'm just gonna call Aussie, bro
Chad, I'm calling all the antics right now, man.
Yo.
Ozzy, what's up?
What's up, Cap?
Not much, bro.
What's up, Chi?
So how do I play this, bro?
Do I have to get to gold?
Well, I mean, apparently you'll get the hook out from Epic.
If they're avoiding the events, then yeah, you still need gold, yeah.
But does that mean I can play or I can't play?
No, if you get gold, yeah, if like if every good said they're gonna avoid the events for you like they did with Ron and Lacey
Then yeah, as long as you get gold you can play but dude you got an hour and 15 to get gold. It's not gonna be quick
What if I play with Ron what rank is wrong?
What are like you just to play like the requirement is just gold like you have to be gold on your account
But how could I get gold in one hour? Could I get a pro?
So arc and Lacey did it and they drops like 20 30 bombs every game
And it took him like two and a half three hours like it takes a while
doesn't matter how good you do like it just takes a while they made it really annoying this season
because what'd you just get i saw you get a second you're kind of moving you're popping off
well i would have got a first but i couldn't at it do you want to fix that do you want me to help
you fix that because i know what setting it is please god please god why am i setting change i
have them perfect why did they change i think it was when you were like changing your key blind
for like sprints and stuff you bound it to switch mode that was the problem so we need to like
unwind the switch mode and then bind the edit in your channel like it's like two
settings it should be easy okay trash for sure okay yeah you got it yeah go for
it
okay let me see okay guys this is a ask my chat because it's so confusing for me
okay so yeah so go down until you see switch mode I think it should be
We shouldn't know the next one, so I go one left,
go one setting to the left.
Yeah, there you go.
Wait, no, sorry, you were right, go right.
Yeah, okay, so go down to EC switch mode.
This is still controller mapping, isn't it?
It's nice to tap it.
Just so I can check.
That's a tab out of something,
League of Dogship, League of Dogtown.
Is it one setting to the left?
That's the rest, is this one here?
That one has to be off, right, that, right there.
Okay, so that switch mode,
so that building switch mode edit hold,
just turn that off.
I think that's supposed to be on nothing, yes.
And then now your build is still set to left stick, right?
Like if you go to edit it, it should be still set to left stick.
I don't know.
So go to your keyboard, go down.
It's fine, you're almost there, you're almost there, you're almost there.
Okay, building.
Which one of you always edit?
Keep going, keep going.
Yeah, that's good.
That's what you want, just keep going down to edit.
I'm pretty sure.
Keep going, keep going.
I think you fucked it up here so so unbind confirm I think you should know I don't think
you I think I meant to yeah get rid of that because I think you fucked that up yeah and
then I think fine it's a nothing just nothing yeah just get it to nothing and then make
select left trigger and then I think I left our left stick and I think you're good
So the one that's above it, did you change select it?
Yeah.
Then it should be good forever.
You don't have to fuck around with it.
I think we should just leave it.
No, wait, so what, wait, what are you trying to do?
Bro, I'm just trying to-
You need to confirm.
Yeah, you need to confirm.
Wait, Chad, simple edit fucks me up too.
Is it confirmed as what he needs on Leicester
and he needs to get rid of select?
That's what it is, right?
No, edit building is what he needs.
This one here, he needs edit building, right?
This one is unbound.
I swear it's that one.
Yes, yes.
That's gotta be it.
That's less thick, that's less thick.
Yeah, make that less thick and then now I swear you're good.
Cause you're on simple.
Hey, don't simply, don't simply let it.
So it doesn't need anything else.
I think that's it.
But I swear that's select on right stick.
Does that matter?
Cause he doesn't select anything.
He's just simple.
Can we just leave that, that doesn't matter?
I play mouse and keyboard.
So this shit's confusing to me too.
Should I just-
Is that you simple let it?
Should I use something else?
No, no, simple let it's good.
No, simple let it's good.
Simple let it's definitely the best for you, for sure.
And then do you still have sprint to,
you didn't change sprint, right?
That works now?
I
Don't think you change your spray
Is it on deep at all because you want to let you want on deep add down you yeah, yeah, sure
This should be good then. I think this is it. I mean, okay. Do you ever reset your edits though? That's the other thing
I mean, yeah, bro, I kind of do the og editing bro. I don't really like simple edit
You want to go okay?
Regulating are you gonna do okay? You could try it on release, which is like
When you edit you know how you usually have to edit you like draw what you want to edit
And then you have to click the button again to confirm it
You wouldn't have to click that button the second time you just click drag and then it edits
Now my chat time I'm too asked for it fine. Just use simple just use simple
Okay, so go back down you edit. I think we need to fix up your reset edit my chat is right
What what did you used to reset your edits with like when like the ball was okay?
a reset you need that down chat what did I use to reset what did I use just let's
stick again or was it I'm not I have no clue
oh it's simple edit see how do you reset a wall like I can do an edit and I can
scroll wheel and reset it can he just not do that on controller I swear that
you can right stick yeah I think it's meant to be right stick right yeah
that's right stick my chat's fucking like do right stick your chats like my
chats like I swear you can reset on simple edit that you have to yeah
Right, Steve now. I think you're good. Alright, let's go into going to the creative map. I'll show you the other day
Let's make sure it works before I did
All right
Yo is it was nice tonight? Is there stuff tonight like pro shit? Yeah? Yeah?
Yeah, well the same thing is yesterday the same thing is yesterday is on today
So what what everything we like you watched yesterday is on today. Is there div one today?
Yes, this is the day to a div one so like clicks is trying to like quote now by having like a crazy ass day and everything
What should I go? Yes, I don't know that one. Yeah, this one
Many reasons one start like now
Did one central started 52 minutes ago. Yeah, and then west awesome light
Yes, well vener streaming clicks is apparently not streaming today because of yesterday
So then I was told to be constantly today
Okay.
It's all time shit.
Yeah, it's fine.
It's fine.
It's good.
It clicks like they're doing good or they're doing good.
They've started better than the other day.
So go into the right one, the free build one?
The right one?
Yeah, that one.
Okay, now let's build a wall.
Let's edit and see what happens.
Okay, cool.
So that's back to work here.
Okay, so edit a wall, so do a wall, and edit it.
And let's see if you can confirm.
My left stick is safe now.
No, no, this is good.
My left stick is safe.
Wait, what?
Wait, why does your left stick sprint? So when you click edit, you're sprinting?
Dude, controller is too confusing, man. I'm gonna be honest. Holy shit. Okay. There you kind of slide. Damn, okay?
Okay, let's see you build a wall though. Let's see you build a wall and edit. It's like build a wall
And I just edit any part of it and then now try and like reset it. That's good, right?
Is that was that what you want? This is perfect, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
No, you're chill bro. If you're good, let me know. You go crazy
Chat, should I play with Ron for a little bit before he plays?
Yo, thank you, Ozzy. Thank you, bro.
No, you're welcome. Enjoy. I'll talk to you soon.
All right, see you soon.
Thank God.
Should I play with Ron?
I don't know if I play it, play with Ron in a while.
I'm calling. Now I'm ready. Now I can play.
Now I'm ready. Now I'm like, cracked.
I'm fucking cracked now.
You guys can laugh it up, too.
Now I can do now I'm fucking correct
Yeah, tell Ron I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready to warm up
Tell Ron I'm ready now
Now I'm cracked buddy
Ron is drinking wait Ron's drinking beers
I call jitty
Yo, are you in Ron?
Yo, Ron.
Who's this?
Who's this right here?
Who's this?
It's Laze, bro.
Oh, Laze, what up?
Put some respect on his name.
Good, bro.
I didn't know who it was.
I just had an L on my screen.
I couldn't see anything else.
I know Laze, bro.
I met Laze.
Yay, yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Me and Lays are gonna do a, we're gonna switch it up now.
So now every time I die, I'm gonna suck on a mic's hard
and I'm gonna hit a blinker.
Okay, Dutton.
Yo, here's the thing, yo.
We gotta have some type of a friggin' delay, all right?
Like I'm not doing this 40 kids emoting on me.
Like I'd rather shoot myself.
We gotta have, I wanna have at least
a 15 second grace period before they jump on me.
Wait, so you're playing on a delay right now
What does a one-second delay do for you like what the fuck does a one-second delay do?
Ladies by the way, just wanted to say congratulations on first place. Glad to know somebody
That's actually very kind.
I got stomping at it.
Bro, so these, how are you better than Roth?
I don't even, aren't you his clamber man?
I see.
I see.
That's not even what it is.
That's not even what it is, bro.
Yo, Jinxie, I'm confused, bro.
Are you about to get fucking pregnant from bouncing on his dick?
Like, god damn, bro.
He's about to come inside of you.
What the fuck do you mean?
Why is he bent?
Yo, shut your fucking mouth, bro.
I saw you get second place in a fucking pub lobby like five minutes ago.
I couldn't edit. Now I can.
your dog shit cuz they're dog shit in my backpack kid yo let's do trios please
trios come on don't play game of trios art hey are you doing rank cuz I what
ranks are y'all bro oh grandmaster back to your reset dot boiler all right so
run who are you playing West Divs 3 with by the way why is why is my name
Five foot one Brian Scalabrini and fucking Shaquille O'Neal. Who's it on the Celtics?
Who's your team, bro?
No, bro. Yeah, you got jokes, bro. Yo, Jinxie
I'm gonna keep reminding you that you owe stomp in 70% of your twitch revenue like you owe him
Like you owe him 70% minimum, bro. See chat. Okay. What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that?
I'll be back with three seconds chat
This is why I love Ron because I could just give panther to Ron, bro, and he takes it good
Yo, all right, I'm back, bro. Hey buddy. Listen. I might have had stoppin cool
You had unknown army this shit all cancels out bro this shit all cancels bar. It's all we all had carries buddy
I didn't get carried brother. Now. Let's see who carries right now, bitch
Let's see who carries right now, bitch
Yo, trio. Oh
You're the host
I know you want to cry all night
All right, bro. Let's do this ggs. There goes my youtube stream
Why did you say like a bad word or something like you say like don't you grow up in any music your entire
Bob gets copyright strike your mama people beat. No, it was a part of your whole shit gets copyright strike
Say I'm gonna get copyright strike. So here's YouTube if you do a 27 hour stream
Yeah.
You are so happy when I go with you.
Ron.
But then you saw me cut you by surprise.
A single tear dropped falling from your eyes.
I don't know why.
I run away.
Hey, it's good emotes.
Hey, Ron, could you click the ready up button?
Yeah, I got you. I just want to make sure your body gets lead
You know the rules
It's ten in the bus coming here
What are you for?
Like stop
Yo, here's what we're gonna do bro one death equals one blinker, but y'all play and I watch
Like what do you mean to we playing you watch you're readying up like y'all do the blinkers, bro
You gotta get a drink then
No, I don't like who I am when I drink bro. Hey, I don't like who I become
Bro, I drove away one of my closest buddies in- Okay.
Yo Ron!
Hey, boy!
I am like the original bro, this is my dances!
Uh.
Alright, bro.
Imagine this- Hold on on top of these bruhs, nice.
This guy's shit right there.
What else I got?
Hi guys, can we not do this with my camera?
Hi guys, please.
What's the point?
Hi guys, ask yourself!
What is the point of this bro?
Hi guys, change my diaper. Hi guys. Hi guys.
Sexy lady.
Hi guys, bro. Hi guys.
Why is the outside world so beautiful right now? Take a look outside.
Because you live in fucking Orange Beach, California. It's like you're like in a video game basically
What the fuck is on my back bro, yo get this fucking fire, dude off. Is that the burnt peanut? What the fuck?
Wait the burnt peanut is in there. I saw that guy with the burnt peanut
All right, so we're all doing one high in the sky, right?
Yep, everyone take a blinker of three, two, one.
I'll be back.
Oh, whoa!
I'm high, bro.
I think she wants to go there, probably.
What, sanctuaries?
Yeah, because this is what you like.
Let's go, bro.
This is where you like, let's go bro, I'm off.
Holy shits, when I, I feel it already.
You're already high, what are you mopping being high bro?
Says you bro.
Mock, mock, mock, sator.
Yo, yo Jixi, we're playing fucking pubs right now, I have to warm up.
This isn't even ranked, if you die, this whole game, you are actually going to die again.
I'm dying and I'm not ranked.
You're actually a fucking bot.
like you are just like what do you think
he's just sitting there waiting for my reaction
but like what do you do bro like get a
get a serious like what do you do bro
if you'd like to say react
you're gonna keep hiding me
like breath breath breath
whoa whoa whoa whoa I don't know
hey Sam
thank you bro
don't do that bro
so alright have fun playing stream site
Let's get a tally. Good job, bro. He's just dancing on me. He's just dancing on me, bro
We're living the 90s behind bro. Yeah, bro
Bro, we're living the 90s behind bro. I'm just getting dance on me, man
I'm just getting dance on me, man
Bro, help me bro. He's just grating on me!
Like bro, help me bro. I'm not playing this shit
Oh, he died!
Oh, he's doing the gritty. Wow. That's cool
I wonder if he's sampling out stream sniping anybody
And then this guy's gonna take a drink by the way
and I'm cracking over my drink I guess ladies
technically I didn't die
yo I'm not drinking this is off the friggin table
I'm not yeah I'm not drinking bro I don't
like the person I am bro fuck that shit
ladies I need you to communicate more
if you're gonna get to the next level
got to communicate more
alrighty I'm uh currently healing
right now
alright boys I'm drinking cuz we
right out of content let's do it drink cuz you're out of content drink cuz you
run out of I got nothing I'm an alcohol wait is this burn oh no water spray the
same I don't even know what the fuck this tastes nice yeah but the thing about
alcohol is the more you drink the better it starts to taste oh yeah so this is
true sometimes people say it's jinx me texting me before that it tastes
better when you drive to I never said that what I will say bro maybe get a
a little reboot going.
Yeah, you're drinking, bro.
Um, what's it called?
It makes gambling more fun.
One more.
So you want me now to drink and gamble.
Jinx these words, y'all.
Make sure to drink and gamble.
What a good influence this guy is, man.
What's next, bro?
A steak out above you?
Hey, bro.
Like, what is this, bro?
This guy's in my house.
Where I just get kicked in the fucking face yo, I just like
Ladies you mind raising me though
I'm not coming I'm trying to make that one clip
You're almost as good as me when I was 12. So fuck yourself.
10 lays clutch. Nah, it glitched when he rebooted me.
Don't worry man, this is my teammate right here. Clutch.
Lays, if you ran me out clutch.
Okay, let me know if they're on my back wall.
Alright man, let me watch how juicy plays chat, ready?
You got a mini for me?
I don't even let him do it. Let him do it. Let him go out.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I don't think there's gonna be three of them in a war.
Oh my God! I don't give a fuck!
I'm back there, shitty ass award!
It's good, it's good. Show me something, show me something.
Show me something, JC.
Go ahead, edit it, JC. Show me.
You got it!
Oh, he's one shot! Go, go, go!
Go, JC!
Ladies, you're making it! What the fuck does one...
I know you're going to close it.
One bro, fucking hell!
Oh, Jinxie, you got to like...
Okay, we'll find out what we're going to do.
Jinxie died off spawn, and that's why I got fucked up.
Son, I'm crying. Run. We are A.
We're leaving the A's.
Yo, stop saying the same shit over and over, bro.
It's not 2019. Wake up and stall the coffee, kid.
You're not FNCS caliber anymore, bro.
It's cool.
Lays is closer to Peter bot than you are to your 2019 skills buddy.
Yeah, bro.
You're closer to acting like Tommy, bro.
Like bro, shut your bitch up.
Who the fuck is acting like Tommy?
You look like you're acting like ALT right now, I would be honest.
You're the modern day ALT.
So wait, if Lays and Ron were to 1v1 right now, who would win?
It'd probably be like 1-1, then 2-2, then 3-3, and then it'd be 99-99, and then both of our games would crash on the very last PR.
The PR answer, holy PR.
Lazy's winning, bro.
It is 1v1, bro. I'm not gonna lie. It's pretty fair, usually.
Bro, I think you gotta understand, bro.
I'm an FNCS champion.
Yo, I'm not doing this shit.
Bro, it's 2019. Kids just learned triple-night at stand, bro. No one cares, bro.
You do sweat skins?
Wait, also, run! Run!
Hold up, bro.
I said it.
Hold up.
Y'all had 45 kills and you had 5, bro. Let's stop this shit. Out of 4 players.
On paper, you were supposed to get 11 or 12 kills and you'd be pulling your weight.
Now, does 1 in 10 bend Ring a bell like this? Anyone know this reference that I'm saying or not?
Just out of curiosity, because that meme came from Jinx's stream, where he literally went 1 and fucking 10, bro.
Because he sucks.
Okay.
Agree to disagree, bro. Agree to disagree.
Look, dude, at the end of the day, we moved on from fucking Larry Bird and Magic Dobson, bro.
Alright? Like, it's time to move on from 2019 FNCS, dude.
You're a 1-7 kevin.
Wait, you went 2 and 21? Wait, what the fuck are they typing?
You went 2 and 21!
So, I can explain.
That means, that means every 10 deaths you got one killed, basically.
Alright.
Not even.
All right, so first off it was Valorant and second there was a kid literally stream slapping play in the jumping out of the wall
Chew to me in the back
Zero and eleven do not let him forget
So guys I got the same kid trying to treat me right now, so let's fucking switch it up. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Yo, Ron, here's the thing I could 1v2 you and ladies in our six
No you cannot. No you cannot. No you cannot.
Oh my god you good at it.
I promise you no you cannot. I promise you no you cannot.
What's your rank?
My charms have some dust on them but I used to be in the field.
Laze what is your rank bro? Hey let's cut this jibber jabber out.
During, okay, alright let me tell you during operation.
Operation I got it.
Back in the day I was diamond bro on console.
Then I switched to PC and Boston keyboard was too hard so I didn't
Stop playing the top five or a moment
What do you even do bro? Like what do you even do?
He's pretty. It's just playing. It's playing. It's playing. Epic Games, do you have developers?
He just likes it. I'm getting my time, bro. Do not be with me. Yo, what are you doing?
Yo, I mean, this is just sad, bro. Please, help me, please, matter?
About an HP, bro.
I have a magic kit.
Yo, if your stream sniping is bringing a laze, don't be weird.
There's another one.
I'm mad.
Hey.
Is he rolling?
Yeah, guys, I'm back.
Yeah, I'm bad as shit.
Who died?
Don't die!
Y'all die!
This is your main game!
Come on!
Just sit back and watch these things.
You're a fucking bot, bro.
What do you mean we died?
You see, what do you even do, bro?
I'm playing builds, bro.
All you do is just scream high-bives.
It's like that's like your only talent now, bro. It's like like like I'm not even
Like all you do is just scream high-fives, bro
Word to bro, all right word to bro chat. Let's do this debate, bro
Ron my peak and our six was better than your peak in for tonight because you didn't even
The difference is you never peaked in our six you were always carried I actually did something
That's the difference, bro. You cannot I'm uncomparable bro. I'm dead us uncomparable
Run
I'm eating your five kills and a 45 kill FNCS win and you have the best controller player of all time on your team, bro
Yo, I'm not even kidding. Mr. Peaky's winning that FNCS, bro. Yo, look at Mr. Peaky. He's winning the FNCS
I'm not even gonna do this row. I'm dead. Yo, just ready up bro. Ready up
I'm getting messages from my mod saying that you were never even top 100 on consoles this show
So
There's a guy named stoppin ever heard of him. He said wait never top 100 and or six
I was a towel. No, no, no, no. I was a top 20 control question top 20
I'm not hearing top one. You notice how mean you have two different paths right now
I was number one because never number one
Click the ready up button. Click the ready up button. Hi guys, ready up! Hi guys! Ready up! Hi guys!
Hi guys, so ready up! I'm inhaling it right now. Hi guys! Hi guys, ready up!
Whoa, whoa.
Hey guys, are you kidding me, bro? Like, are you fucking stupid?
Yo, Ron, listen up, dude.
Listening?
Y'all have 45 kills. You have five. Let's aim.
Open and close the book, bro. We finally got the numbers in front of us.
Hey fuck my revenue to stop it you all unknown army your left you all unknown army and burger
Your left that's weird. Now see that is weird. That is actually a little blow that is that's actually a little blow bro
Burger you're bringing up my fucking cat. Are you serious?
Freeze!
Hey Bob, listen bro, it's about showing respect, bro.
Hey, not so respect to Stompin', you got it, dude.
Unknown Army, come on, bro.
If Unknown Army was never born,
you're not meaning that offense, yes, me, huh?
Come here.
Joe, I'm gonna be honest with you,
if Mingo Stompin', who else, bro?
This didn't exist with you.
Stompin' and Charlie Worley, J-Guns.
This guy knows all about it.
The list goes on, bro.
Check this guy, this guy knows all about it.
Hey, that's mythical yeah used to bro. I used to know life from he used to be
And then me stompin and J guns played for tonight because he killed me in a oh, this is actually crazy me and Ron were playing a
Tournament with faxity. We died. I saw the people that killed us was stomping in J guns
So I messaged J guns and I was like no way you're playing a for tonight tournament
And then he messaged me back and then yeah, we started playing creative after that and that's how I met
confident J guns
Well doesn't change the fact that cheeks here at one in ten, bro. Oh my god
I got carried by that guy that guy's
He's actually gave a pretty wholesome cool story and then you have to dump on its chest from so random, bro
That's so random. I
Look he was wholesome. That was a good time. No
Oh my god, we spit out two and twenty-one sides
Drinking them right now
It's time we move on I'm getting a mainland by Darth Vader. Yo, I don't know how much more I could do in this shit, bro
Ready issues doing a six seven like give me out of here, bro
Wait wait wait wait wait you had it you had a point for Katie in a tournament work
um wait wait wait what the fuck do you even do bro i believe it was a point
four seven but that's neither here nor there
right here quickly quickly quickly walk it
only ready to catch them off guard yeah let's go let's go go go they're probably
still in the bus right now i'm right there with y'all i'm locked now i'm actually locked
like i need to actually warm up i'm about to win fncs i'm about to win fncs
Yeah, Jinxie, it's just A to jump whenever you're ready, bro.
Yeah, whenever you're ready, bro.
No pressure, of course.
Got it. Someone's 75 ping.
Is that supposed to be fun right now or no?
I'm actually on 91, is that supposed to be even more fun?
It's okay, bro. I don't need ping where I'm going. I'm just gonna win.
I mean yo epic
Have I told you down don't you fucking down epic it'd be cool if we had some
So I don't know some devs
Yo, yeah, you want to see something cool watch this
No one wants to see your gameplay, bro
Highbites! Highbites! Highbites!
Bro, what the fuck do you do besides say Highbites, bro?
Highbites. Please Highbites.
Highbites, shoot my gun. This guy's sniping me, ladies and gentlemen. I'll take that.
Oh, it threw my dildo to him on a hundred pegs. You're a gork. I'm gonna ban you, bro.
I'm about to, y'all, hold on, I'm about to report this guy.
Actually get him Ben
Yo, Jinx he's still in the fucking sky bro
Yo epic let's go we need this guy band at least one day
I'm not gonna lie. I got hold by that employee that they're gonna ban people from the street. So they have my epic ID
I
He's gonna jump on me and I'm gonna kill
It's up to you Jigs you got a clutch for everyone
Watch up some bro the city needs you
No forward image if you hit the thing
No fault image if you hit that off you hit that though
Are you scared to shoot
I'm shooting your guns like are you fucking serious
and then you'll see what real gaming yo yo are you scared of shooting your fucking
god did your gun jam like what the fuck is that I'm
reloaded run yeah run do me a favor bro and how about you put a frigging sock
in it bro all right take that my lemonade and fucking drink up buttercup
Highlights reload! Highlights reload!
Okay, okay, alright. I'll be back. I'll be back. Now I'm locked! Now I'm locked!
Yo, what does he even do, bro?
God fucking dammit!
We should go sweaty on the skins.
Yo, what the fuck? Who's wearing some of this bullshit ass skins, bro?
Like why the fuck do I even have this? What the fuck is this?
Holy shit, man. I just got chills up my spine, bro. Like I got cracked, am I being kidding?
Hi guys. Hi guys. You changed to this literal lobotomy skin, bro.
I don't think a skin is gonna do anything for you, bro. You're like not good at the game. Oh
Okay, yo, Ron what place did you get yesterday? What place did you get in let it be clear?
FNCS divs 3 west so the worst server in the worst division what place did you get?
Oh with a pro on your team with a fucking bro on your team
Yeah, bro, if I played T3 with fucking stoppin I would win every single round
I wouldn't even because I'm looking at a screenshot right now if you had stoppin
You went one of ten something went 14 and 12 frankly went 12 and 12
Rita's 24 at 15 and 12 and Ningo went 15 and 8, but you had one singular kill
How is this physically possible? This is just like they had a combination. Oh
Hold on. Let me just back where 42. They had a combination of 56 kills
56 kills and you had one
So you chose literally the darkest corner of my competitive career
I was at support. I was at support. I was at support. You chose the worst maybe hour and a half of my R6 life
And now you're that's a moba. Yo Jack, let's get a hate farm going. Bro, Rob, that's the worst like
Bro, Rob, that's the worst hour of my life, bro. Are you serious dude?
I don't care bro. Hi guys put a sock in it like god damn bro. Yo, jigsie show me that you could do something this game
Bro, like I said
If you guys want to bring it to Oregon we can bring it to Oregon, bro
Okay, you can do it right after I can see us I can do it right after I can see us and show you
You want to you want me to be on see Jack? I'll play you drunk. Yeah. I'll play you right now. That's it
That's it. That's it. Yeah, why why why is dodge wise dodge? We have that you wise wise dodge
Wise dodge, bro. You're playing roadblocks before your seeds tournaments, bro
We are about to walk in for the fucking give one bro. Yeah, bro. We can't be up the seeds before div one
Wait, why'd you just I almost just miss that you just snuck Ron into that
Yeah, Ron's in dip 3 ladies, you're in dip 1.
Ron's in dip 2.
I'm dip 2, I'm not dip 1.
Oh, you're dip 2, so it's just Ron that's dip 3?
Yeah, I hope.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yes bro, it's just Ron that's dip 3.
Oh my god.
And everyone else in the world in dip 3 bro.
Alright ladies, I think you got ladies.
I don't have a gun bro, I'm dead.
Yo, oh my god.
Come to the ball! Come to the ball! Come to the ball! Come to the ball!
Bladed! Bladed! Bladed! Peter Griffin has me in his arms.
Bladed! Bladed! Bladed!
Bladed bro, honestly bladed bro, just report all everything bro.
Now you can watch it real bro.
Now you can watch it real bro here.
Now you can watch it real bro.
Nike skin Marlon got this for free
Yo, dude, I'm on a hundred ping I'm on a hundred fucking ping
Yo guys
One V2 is there if you guys want it.
They ever, you know, we don't.
So you want me to get on Siege right now?
We can go up to four.
Bro, we can make it quick, bro.
I just want to quickly just show you guys
what actual gaming should look like.
Cause this is a joke, bro.
When I play a game, I'm good at a game, bro.
I don't know what this is.
Yo, how about it?
What up, bro?
Yeah, when you play a game, you want to get on it?
I wasn't doing that.
You want to do it first, you know?
On Siege?
First, from the red, out of milk.
Okay so, they were able to bypass the 1420 in a row, but it looks like he's near gold
rank so he could get there by 9pm, exclamation mark.
I'm bronze!
I'm bronze friggin' won, I'm not even close!
Hey, hey, hey, I'm not gonna lie bro, I guess what, we're not fucking helping you either,
I'm gonna be honest with you.
So good fucking luck if you wanna play this shit, nobody here's helping you.
I
Know you got you got it installed ladies. I'll dead as gone. That's just a show real quick and get off
You can't hear me what
I'm checking
So literally five brawl. I'll just smack you guys around really quick, bro
I don't even make it to five. What is that even being?
What is that even that if you make sense?
So we're gonna have it. I think I do. I don't I don't make sense
What you have it
Yo, hi guys, you know, why are you feeding into like fake narratives, bro?
Yo, we don't have that much time. Are we playing that or no?
Yeah, let's go shit won't open my Ubisoft won't open low key. Oh, no, don't tell me you saw connect right?
Who the fuck is in the item shop? Oh shit laser little buddy
Not ducking this bra. I don't know my shit's not opening son
me flow
So you're confident you do a road. Let's put some subs on this shit, bro
Let's do it. I do think we'll win. I'll put a million subs on it
I
So
Are we playing it?
My UB sauce really not open. I'm bar just get back in for it. I just I keep clicking it
It just has the blue circle loading. Well, let me know. Give it a minute
Give it a minute person to give me a slurpee at 7-eleven first-time category. Oh, is this your community?
They can't change anyone's rank manually
All right, so it looks like we're just gonna enter the rank Brian man. We're just gonna get gold, bro
Yeah, you're not there's not a world where you can get to iron
Bronze is the lowest ranking the game like what does that even mean our silver whatever the fucking next ranked game?
Yo ladies are working or no?
We soft connect is loading
So Jinxy has got it. Oh, no, I'm like, oh, it's over. There's no way you can play it
Logging me out. I don't know my login cuz I bought me to I bought my couch. I know it
All right, I'm getting back on for me. Oh my god me honey and son in funny and but Tanya and Johnny and bubunny and
Can I can get to gold am I right?
Yeah, they're probably tick like at least okay. I think max bronze to gold is like an hour
So if we actually just like lock in you might be able to play
Yeah, but here's the thing why the fuck would have you ever try to get him up?
Yeah, like yeah, I'm saying everyone streams type and bro was like yeah, what is everybody's streets like we got no delay over here
Yo, how do I can actually do my seeds, bro. Here we go. Thank fuck
All right, so really I'm gonna win FNCS today
bro it's not stop throwing that word around yo bro it's deep three west well
you're uh you're in a you're in a high school campus right now that's how
competitive it is bro yeah that's just like I'm feeling we're gonna win
legionals like bro nobody cares
yo who the fuck are you ladies let's tango bro that's gonna add you
Do you guys like my skin or no?
Oh, I think you hear I said talk to me let's talk to me
Yeah, I can't add you I can't add you
Yo, let me give y'all host. I don't make my fingers on
Yo, how do I give y'all host bro?
Ladies go go go go you you you
one more time. Could we like win a game? Oh no I got the front of question through the
front of question through. See if we can win. Hi guys, can you fix my game and make me win?
Hi guys, have sex with me please. Hi guys. I've never said that. Hi, it's mine. Chad,
Is there a way I can actually win with Muzz today or no?
Like is there even a chance?
Wait, they put Lola Bunny in here?
Guess what I said, some fine shit.
Lola Bunny?
Lola Bunny.
Wait, how old is Lola Bunny?
Oh, Lola Bunny's 16 years old.
You gotta be a stick-suck to buy that skin, bro.
And put it on your thing.
Yeah, who the fuck would buy that?
Wait, Lola Bunny?
Wait, say, say, what, my Lola Bunny 16?
I just bought the skin.
Bro, I thought Lola Bunny was like, inaminen object.
She's like 50, you're like inaminen.
Lola Bunny has an eight.
Oh, let me be careful, I don't know if this is K-pop.
Let me not get my address leaked.
Dude, I, no, inanimate, inanimate.
I thought Lola is like Lulu in League, like she has no age.
Bro, just fucking use her bro, who gives a fuck.
So Ron, what is like your games bro, what are you good at?
Yeah, watch your fucking mouth though.
Like, it's like actual disrespect
that shit that comes out of your mouth, man.
I'm good at every video game.
I'm like the most, like what's the word to describe,
good at everything, like every type of game?
That's me, bro.
Hey, don't we have that 2B2 tomorrow?
Bro, you guys are going to get slapped.
I don't know what games could y'all win.
Every game?
You'll win Fortnite.
And what else, bro?
What else?
I'll win Fortnite.
I'll win Rainbow.
I'll win GeoGuessr.
I'll win CS.
I'll win Valor.
Chad, isn't Joe Gister at like Val?
You guys are fucked in CS and Val, for sure.
What does JGN good at?
JGN's you guys are.
I'm a jack-off all trades.
That's what it is right
I'm telling my first mic, bro
Who's getting a phone call?
Yo
Jason we need some pretty high rank and Ron to do that from baby in a CS 1v1
But that was the one I started like I think we have a better chance to see us and Val
But bro, I don't know like we to get real corny with it and just play like we're not losing her in but we're not losing
You know, that's what we're not losing rock. Oh rock and league. It's gonna be a murder out there
We just gonna be a fucking 90 to three. Yeah throw in the towel or rock and league from that kids
Games that work off it, we're gonna win, and then the same with them, there's gonna have to be like some level of...
Some fucking chud-muffin!
How about an IQ test, bro, and then we combine the scores, and you get a total score?
We're gonna take like an hour long on a future.
Yo yo, maybe hang up, because we're locked right now?
Tell me, see you in the fucking battlefield tomorrow.
Yeah, this is ranked, Junk.
Yeah, this is your ranked, Junk!
It's your rank!
I feel like we can do a bunch of shit.
Yo, he's not locked. Oh god, he's not locked.
Yeah, it's actually Brian, my shit.
Yo, is this stuff flying to anyone else in the chat?
Yeah.
Like, bro, I'm going to get off.
I'm going to rage kill.
I'm not.
I'm thinking, like, we're doing 2V2 second chameleon.
So is this, like, is this brainstorm time or game time?
Yeah, like, we're in the offside.
Yo, we're in rain.
Dumbass!
Yo, guys.
What do you mean, hold on?
Joe Bartz talking, guys.
Turn it down a little bit.
Can you do it?
Nah, yeah, you don't give a fuck about your rank.
OK.
We should be, like, a party camp.
You can play with me now.
I'm getting shot out of the sky.
All right.
Wait, I wonder why.
Wait.
You do first you fall guys
No, he's still going
That is not Shikilo Nils. What the fuck that's a blue it's yaga dog yelling at me for not being locked bro
Hi Joe, I'll bring some later
I'll bring some tomorrow kitten
Yeah
Yo, Chudmuffin there though
Chudmuffin help
He's right here ladies, he's right here really right here in that door in that door we're actually better in right
xixi run in there xixi run in there xixi run in there he's right in there
own god even there go go go go go go go wait we are actually so good
you're really good at the game jinx
a lot of looting
hey we're looting
what on we're looting
what type of environment is this
bro i think teammates are willing to lay out their
lives on that
look at you bruh
he's just hitting me
get ready to buy fuckin lola bunny and peter griflin bruh
a lot of money
a lot of money
a lot of money
wait what's the matter daddy
you know what's crazy that joke is still just hitting
every time
it always will bro
Screams get above me one HP
Where you gonna shoes?
No, Jinxies you like like staying alive or no like these players are good man. Yeah, but watch what a real FNCS pro
Okay, that's what I like bro. Hey just for you bro on the house
Yo, this we revived this junk go dude or not
You kind of a commentating me is that playing
What's my name? Oh, okay, but
Yeah, that's what's it wasn't there?
Oh, no, it's not my fucking government you weirdo Nicholas Stewart. Watch your fucking mouth
That's not my name my name is not Bondale bingo
Okay, nobody said nobody said to say all that bro, that was just like optional just like
I
You ever think about dying can see don't do it
Just don't do it
Who shot waving bro? Oh, you can't just get into play. Just get into play. Thanks
I'm running away. Free golf.
I marked the gold shotgun. Come get it son.
For real?
Wallahi bro.
Wallahi bro.
What are these boots doing?
They're making it faster.
He hit his slide.
I don't have shock on him or no.
Yeah, I hear it.
Cheers, bro.
I'm actually going to win at this yesterday.
Bro, it's Dim 3, bro.
Stop, please.
Bro, you're just a hater, man.
I'm going to play football, mate.
Haters are my biggest waders on the table with Master Bay over there.
Hey, let's get the slow truck.
that's so friggin unbalanced you know you could do for us bro you could look
you just form the whole time get us all about yeah and you want to carry five
slots of heels as well yeah we can be like five chug jugs all you got to do
this whole shit for us and when we say we need mash just give us
Yo Jinx, do you have a mic on?
No shield.
Yo Jinx, let's see if you can hold your way bro.
Let's see if you can do it.
Yeah, let's see.
I got some real pub grinders.
This guy's a pro on me.
I'm pretty sure these guys are all pros.
I can tell by the way they move.
New team coming, so actually don't kick off.
Flacking.
I'd be over for stable fucking roberto
So where's my teammates, there's about like 5 people on me
Like why am I fighting 2 kids, what could be possibly be doing right now
I think let's see how you do bro, let's see how you do
I can out there just low the bunny skin on I'm just like do you like carrying that
the oldest or fun like oh nice okay so you're powering yourself up now you get
5 times more damage.
You see?
Huh?
Can you kill him? I thought you won something.
Yo, son, there's a thousand.
Nice job.
I killed two.
Nice job, kid.
Nice, Jinxie. You're really helping the team right now.
Nice, Jinxie.
Nice!
Nice, Jinxie.
You're actually good.
Nice!
you're doing it you're actually doing a lot nice bro you're on low ground let's
go I'm staying with my carry bro that's what you should have done nice job
please good job kid yeah okay I get a reboot cheers yeah
you're gonna go go get out of here
I'll find the minis.
Don't mind if you can do the shit by himself.
Don't mind if I stir.
11 minis?
Oh my god, remember when DERP was a thing?
That was actually a classic.
About DERP?
We need to bring back the word DERP.
DERP, DERP, DERP, DERP, DERP, DERP.
It's looking good.
Good cheese.
DERP, go, go, go.
Yo, isn't it crazy that RENOLDO's catching up to Messi?
That's like one of the best in the world.
It actually is.
Like, it's actually like, fuck.
You know the next Argentine game, Messi's gonna be play bad too,
because you just saw one of those
yeah
yo guys what's messy's first name bro
uh... christiano
liano whatever
right liano
i'm not going to indulge in breaking
i'm not going to indulge
i'm not going to entertain stupidity
oh
you guys are not lianolly football
sardine football bro
yo oh my days
I'm just camping my fucking perp!
Perp is hot bro!
He's hit 100, he's hit 100.
Ron, you know what bro? You might actually just be ass.
I'm not even kidding.
Jinxie, I'm not even kidding bro.
I'm watching, I'm gonna watch you, I'm gonna watch you, I'm gonna watch you.
Yeah, yeah, watch.
Yo, Laze, Laze, just die bro.
Let's just watch Jinxie play.
Like, I just wanna see how he plays bro.
No Laze, don't die.
We need one person who can actually shoot straight on this team.
Yeah, you're gonna diss yourself.
Nice.
I'm trying to just keep behind you.
Yo, y'all in the zone!
Keep him in the zone, keep him in the zone, bro.
Sir, follow me.
I got a reboot, bro. I don't know why I'm dead, man.
Yeah, we can reboot.
Thanks, bro.
Let's go here, Jinx.
Kale, thinkin' about it, give it to him!
Wow, thanks. $25 in the span of not even a second.
This guy's a sick fog.
Like, does that guy, did you even say his name?
What are you doing bro, no, no, yeah, you're a but you're a burger you're dead as a burger
What are you like on you? Yeah, he doesn't know how to feel bro. It doesn't know how to feel
Oh
They're not bruh don't die go in the zone and reboot us. Yeah, no troll you have a chug job right here
I'm selfish I want you out of myself. I swear you don't need nobody else. I swear
I don't do it right now
So I'm down this chair
Wait, they you're gonna reboot. Holy shit heart with the heel emoji or the bandage
You don't even know it
Why is it working?
You are fucking awful. What the fuck? Oh, thanks for it. It's almost like I took six years off this game
Bro, you were never good
But me I'm a fucking champion
I
Shit
If you go if you go left I hit the ball I risked you
Jinx if you go left then you go straight then you go right and then you go fuck yourself
You know that mean that I do on you or no, you know a little classic me
Coming you walk right into it
You see that coming or did you walk right into it?
Yeah, you see that coming as you walk right into it
Yo, Jinx, did you see that coming as you walk right into it?
Wait, what was it?
Don't shoot at him.
He's hurt someone.
You know, JC, I have no mobs, so this might be really bad.
Is there a player there, I guess?
Yes.
Alright.
I killed him.
He's one-shot, JC.
No!
Help me!
Help me!
JC, are you gonna look at it?
It's fine, bro.
Do you keep them up?
Yo, I didn't know Laze was better than Ron.
That's kind of cool.
Toddler was better than you, bro
You might be worse than Nicholas Stewart, bro watch your mouth. We're on not worse than them
Good impulse out of her and next oh, yes, he's a mythic pump
What?
Justin Boston maybe ten minutes late. All right, so my FMCS player
You might be the only human in existence to get excited over brawn stew
I'm putting on my sweatshirt. I mean it's progress is it not I
Mean it'd be cool to be in my own lobbies not what I would this like
Delinquent Adderall infested like all these kids are just fucking crap, bro
Is that courage JD?
I actually don't know who buys this skin. It's got gifted to my inventory because I think nobody bought it
Right, who the fuck is this? Yo courage, bro. Go fuck yourself, man
All right, Ron
So Ron, bro, I understand like emotions are high cuz we lost. Let's not discourage
Curves came up to me and laughed at my face because you got a skin that I didn't
You know, James C, the point of this game is to get kills and not die just so you know
for next game.
But Ron, you got like literally razed by ladies five times.
I'm like, you didn't even do anything.
If anything, you know, here's what I learned, bro.
The strongest man in the room is all sitting the most quiet.
And ladies hasn't been roasting me at all.
You're the one that's...
You can't get the sentence out, bro.
You're the one that's roasting me and you're just sitting there.
You get a brandy and you get the sentence out.
You're the one that's roasting me and you're just sitting there.
You get a brandy and you get the sentence out.
You get a brandy and you get the sentence out.
get this head so you should be getting
You see they're getting back like run your your own red simulator, bro. Like get out of my ears, please
Damn this team sucks first time chat
First time chatter much at while you're low key the Leonola Delolo messy of fortnight. You're the greatest player ever
I can't wait for you to win another tournament. Thank you, bro
Yo, you're gonna have to tell that guy he's gonna be happy to waiting
He's gonna be waiting for a while bro, Ron you're not winning shit, bro
Run wake up. I'm like your coffee, bro. Like hey yo this shit's over. It's not 2019 dude
Unknown army broke call the known army. I
Try he doesn't
Wait, you can call him now you can call it
I have his number unknown army here already
call me once it goes to the second ring you know it's over
Oh
Your call has been forwarded to voice down the person you're trying to reach is not available at the tone
Please record your message when you have finished recording you may hang up. Yo, bro
I miss you, bro. I don't know like if you change your number
Yo, let's let's do something. Yeah, like maybe in person
Maybe hang out. Maybe get dinner something
Miss you bro
And he's never hearing that
Yeah, if I know.
Bro, Unknown Army is so cool, bro.
That's just weird, bro.
So, Unknown Army hasn't streamed or done anything in like five years?
No, Burger.
What the fuck do you want?
When did Unknown Army quit, and why?
Oh, Burger, you're so cute, fucking.
Oh, you're so fucking cute.
Yeah, I just wanna play with you all day, Burger.
I
Do wrong why did I move quit for like why did he quit?
The same reason you quit siege because you couldn't play anymore your best dog shit
All right, yo, Lace. Why did I know I'm gonna quit fortnight Lace?
Probably cuz you same reason you quit siege you're just dog shit and you just complain more all right
Don't run. Why don't know quit for night? I'm calling Bernard. I think he's randomly quit. I don't know his vibe was just different
Okay
Hey Bernard, do you know unknown army is the four night player?
Especially for his controller skills he gave a lot of attention in the competitive scene
created 1v1s why do you ask carry Ron to a FNCS win as far as I know he didn't
personally carry anyone named one yes stable Ronaldo he carried stable Ronaldo
to FNCS win right Bernard I get what you're thinking but no I'm not on me
it didn't carry style Ronaldo to an FNCS with that.
It was a good one.
Yo, Leo, question.
Yo, Leo, quick question.
Did stopping the Rainbow Six Siege player
carry Jinxie the Twitch streamer to any type of relevancy?
Yes or no?
Hold on.
Nah, fuck no.
Stop being a carry Jinxie's ass anywhere.
Shut your bitch ass up Leo. Yo, shut your bitch ass up
Oh my god, where do you get his shoes?
Wait, where did this guy get his shoes from? Yo, JC, do you know? Yo, Leonardo da Vinci Messi, where do you get his shoes, bro?
Yo, Leonardo.
Yo, Leonardo da Vinci Messi, where do you get his shoes?
Why do you have sneakers like this?
You know you know you know you know messy so good. What's his first thing then?
Exactly
Yo, bro, just the quietest in the room is always the most
The quietest in the room is always the most fucking humblest fucking dog
So be quiet so be quiet. Let's see how far you get today ready. Let's go
I know, I know.
Oh my god, my game actually...
Did you actually try to win? Quick comment stuff?
Uh, Ron's game didn't bug, he got beat to a guy because he's washed.
No, or my solo did!
What the fuck was that?!
Blaze, we're gonna need you to turn into like fucking LeBron, bro.
See what we can do here. I'm gonna pull up on you.
Blaze, just rev it in safe, please, yeah?
right here how much that I'm gonna come here like I'm gonna come here like I'm
gonna come let's go jakes I'm watching show me some
they just ignore your right they come to that right-hand peak so they're
gonna see you before you can see them they also farm you off
Why do you have
We're gonna die crying like ten nine
Seven
Three
It's just disgusting. This isn't even my father's idea! My god!
Yo, dead people don't talk, though. Dead people don't talk.
Let's go lay, show them why you're a fuckin' champ with me.
Oh, no.
Nice!
Nice!
I'll be afraid to help you. Run! Let him hook it! Please! Let him hook it!
Yeah, do it on dog! Nice, good. Yeah, I guess it's a good reboot here. I actually like this.
I actually like this. We don't need Jinx's card. Let's go.
Yo! Oh, no, no! Get my card!
We're good, we're good, we're good. Don't even have his.
Go to the rebus, go rebus, you can buy my shit, c'mon, c'mon.
No, no, no, get mine, get mine, bro, get mine, get mine.
Listen to your I.T.L, bro, listen.
I'm getting all, oh, here they come, bro,
I'm getting all the cards, bro.
I'm gonna try.
I'm gonna go to top the building first, to shock off.
Oh, I know why you're wearing Pond Ponds now.
Why?
Oh, he's the fucking Team Cheerleader?
Here GC, GC, look at my screen share, something's in your end.
Yo, what is this?
Is this where you wear the pond ponds in the game?
In your Discord screen share?
Yeah, click it, bro.
Are you in it?
Bro, I can't alt-tap, bro.
Let me know when you're in it, bro.
What?
Here we go, stop it, here we go.
Get the ace, make the play,
Find the gap and get the frag.
Watch his name.
S-T-O-M-P-N stomping!
Alright, cut.
So, the thing about that is this is right around when AI started like really pulling up.
You're the toughest, bro.
You're the toughest.
Brad, they give you 10 gifts.
Oh, thank you for giving me the dollars.
Quickly, thank you.
I don't want to give you 10 gifts.
I'm sorry my second Michael's
Like where do you guys see yourself in five years?
Well, you just have nothing to say you have nothing to say so you just like all of that on the spot, bro
Yeah, we need to meet each other at the door small shopping for new shoes
Every fucking year in our future is literally just the Darth Maul shopping for some new shoes, bro
Just looking each other in the eyes and saying ball right
What about you?
It's gonna be 2092, bro. We're gonna say ball right. Yeah, what are you gonna be doing in five years, Jinxie?
What's on the agenda for you, bro? What are you gonna revive fucking?
What are you gonna revive bro? Like you're so revived he's equal instead of games five years from now
Like you see what do you even do bro?
You know why don't you just kick me in the nuts bro?
Like this is all this shit is.
Why don't you just kick me square in the fucking balls?
Yeah you're not getting a low set it bro.
Hang on, fucking people!
What's supposed to be a dead? That was like, that was a good thing!
You're not getting a low set it bro, give it up.
Yeah, give it up bro. No one's gonna feel bad for you.
Now do it, no.
I don't want to be hit bro. I want to be him
Let's go bro
Just came to the jinxies chat he ignored my 50 gifted nowhere, bro
I know you guys probably have good guns, but I'll never get one.
No!
I'm getting shot at, let's kill this guy and get you some guns, bro.
Jump on his head.
Jump out of the show.
Jump out of the show.
He's got an E.
He's one HP.
The Redskins one HP.
He's not.
He's not even 14.
What are you saying?
Actually, you're right.
what are you saying actually your right session 39 he didn't die
that was actually made by the bad
tell them Harry bot
why did he get him don't go it's looking like you're good damn you just looting
he's looting saying hell
Hmm
Pull up on me. There's guns, but they're in zone. Hey Jinx. You want a big shoulder now? Yeah, come on
There go fuck yourself. There's a kid on me
Are you like bro? Are you just fucking shit on?
Come on
It's gonna be Jinx if you need gold SMG green shotgun
I feel like I'm gonna win today, bro.
Oh, it's gonna be a great day, bro.
I feel like today's the day like, shit changes, man.
Like y'all are gonna see a new run, y'all are about to see a new demon.
So today's the same as yesterday?
Um, fuck.
What?
You have no delay again, and then you have, you're just gonna be drunk now this time.
Brother, I don't need a delay.
I am a guy.
Yes.
Oh, someone put me in an edit, bro.
Bro, how can I be in a delay ever be good?
I got three children on me.
118 on me.
I just want somebody ripped from the sky.
Yo, yo, I got fucking, I got pole patrol on me, bro.
What the fuck is this?
Yeah, they hit that ball versus them, Jinxie.
I need help now.
Everyone is low on me.
Everyone is low on me.
Come to us jump
We're good. We're good. They're bad. There's a lot of people here. Yeah, there is
He's not about a play today in the tour. It's not about a play on the tournament today. Watch this shit
I'm going up
dead?
alright
are you just gonna get undressed?
yeah
running around on low
he's 1 hp, 1 hp
or not 1 hp, but 12 light
you can kill us good
you fucking goaded
I'm actually like, name one player better than me
are we taking that?
thank you
yeah
I'm gonna be on you bro. I'm on you and there's nothing you can do
yeah hi guys thank you for the five gift it thank you bro
my reboot i should be good hi guys thank you for the 50 gift it thank you bro
we pop out at your mother come with the gang
Little good yeah, it's on me
Can fortnight make public how many sales
Yo boys yo boys I got FNCS after this so let's hurry up go
There we go finish this up guys team on me and they're look to be moving
and let Jinxie just play by himself.
Yo Jinxie, you winning this?
I believe that, it's too soon.
Yo Jinxie, you winning this?
We got Div 1.
Y'all leave.
Oh, we have Div 1.
Oh, I have Gold Striker.
Tryna figure out the strat while they build.
I just beam.
Tryna figure out the strat.
She's shocking.
Oh
So I'm weak. Oh, I'm really weak. No
Why do you guys fight in the storm so much? It's not bad
What do you do?
For fucking help and then don't do shit
Jump walk on me
What the fuck I need help now please
I
two
fucking damn it bro it's like come come come so hard just murdered me you guys
on a regroup maybe after fncs maybe Jinx you grind some rinked and we all
assume the net takes us then regroup and talk about our night yo good try yo
So Lace! You're about to play Div 2 and then Ron's going to play the other shit?
He's going to be playing FNCS Div 3, yes.
And bro, can we eat light brown? Let's smell the coffee, bro.
This is like, yo, I could sign up for Div 3.
Bro, Ron, it's time, miho. Walk instead of light brown.
Bro go like a lot me my me my teammate just gone to a game, so I'll see you guys in a little bit maybe
Good luck. It's nowhere to be seen. So sir Ron. Who's your teammate tonight?
Um at this point it might be fucking you
Can you talk to my chat like OP and get another Mike's mark, thank you
Chat like what's even the point bro? It's a chat. What is tonight?
It's dip one dip two and dip three it all goes off at the same time on West house clicks doing guys
Let's see how's clicks doing he's not sure Mavino streaming
You and I are friends. Yeah, they love that get naughty
I started
Peter's playing? What? Peterbot is playing?
Chat Peterbot is playing this?
Yo Ron
Zondale
Yo, hello. Good luck with your shit, bro. I'm gonna call Ozzy, bro. I might check out your game
But I have no one to play with.
Who's your teammate?
Wait, he's not here.
Am I about to just not play?
Wait, what?
Ron, you know what?
I'm honored.
I'm honored.
Let me start over saying that.
I'm honored by the author, but I don't have it unlocked
yet, so I can't.
But I'm friggin' honored, kid.
Thank you for even suggesting it.
All right, Ron, I'm gonna go call Ozzy, bro.
Good luck, man.
Wait, you're gonna leave me?
Bro, do you not have a teammate?
Oh, you definitely have a teammate, bro.
You're like, you don't even have a teammate.
Also Ron why are you drinking bro? Why are you drinking? This isn't you.
Because drinking helps me get all the pain away bro. Okay? When I fucking drink- oh
my girlfriend's calling me. Hi baby, what's up?
I'm gonna be back to see my teammate's call. I'm a lucky kid.
All right, bro. Let's do this, bro. No, no, let's do this chat. Should we watch run clicks Peter bond? Who should we watch bro?
How do we go getting gold fun time?
Bro, we're close to gold. We went from bronze one all the way to bronze two.
Okay, nice. Yeah, you're like almost there that you're like super close.
Was it was a fun experience you but you enjoyed the competitive aspect of Fortnite.
One night?
Ozzy, that's like, let me explain what you just said.
Are you enjoying the competitive aspect of Fortnite?
Ozzy, that's like somebody walking up to me,
hunting my testicles so far that they go up my throat
and then you walk up to me and say,
are you enjoying the competitive aspect of Fortnite?
Ozzy, I've been beaten, I've been embarrassed,
I've been friggin' stuffed in lockers, bro.
OK, now that one. But OK, besides, besides what was it more fun than solo
doing League of Legends?
That's question.
Yes, it was.
OK, that's all that is, bro.
These four night kids, bro, like in 2018, I quit because the four night
players were too good.
Now it's 2026.
The average Joe is like triple editing now, bro.
I'm stuck in like the freaking Stone Age.
I quit in 2018 chat because when I was your nowadays these kids are fucking on cocaine like what am I playing?
No, yeah, that's fair. No, I I feel you for sure like I go when I go to buy the program
I locked in for like a month to get to the point of like being like an okay ish lower rank like low division comp player
And now look a month of like trying these motherfuckers like this. It is insane
I use I see not playing deep today then I gotta get going but I might be a while before that
Okay, if you actually want to get gold okay lays and run out bad if you play with a pro
You'll get it in like two three hours. The stream side might be a little bit much with the one
You get it in like three hours back on the ground just run keep running that that way
It's a weird one, okay, we've just died. I think they can't call me
Okay, so I'm not sure what happened here
So I think it was because the setup like Venom told me didn't want him to stream because he was like not as locked in yesterday
today was we better for his like PC and frames and stuff which is true I think
he's it he is house which has a not as good PC but then Venom went live so I'm
really not sure what's happening how's a rom doing let's see we'll get we'll get
lacy run up there we'll get lacy run up there let's get stable now though let's
get lacy up there I who we got here they saw okay oh place off to a decent
start two kills off spawn first game they made out of POI nice Ron is
loading in your words first off spawn yes so this is okay I'm gonna go full cam for the first
thing so you just tell me where to go okay it's just yeah market yeah fncs I'm gonna tell you the
muscle actually this is an instant this is an instant it was my son my son
my son was the first Australian group of Americans lived there for the last like three years
really good kid I shouldn't say kid he's like 19 these days I've known it like how was
He's gonna be like 20 something so I'm gonna play eight years
He's good
And as we all know it's half of half a bottle and he is shitface so we're basically
Two sets of being completely hammers.
Wait, he's hiding screen no delay?
I don't understand. He even has Toolkit. We can literally put it on a not end stream. I don't get it.
Okay, the family he hides for he's going to cluster. He's definitely gonna cost up. I've already pulled it
It's cluster. Yeah, it's gonna be cost up
It's cost up it he's going the same PY. He went all yesterday. This is the first one the pro the stream time is all gas
It's fine. This is this is mother's drop
He's also wearing
He's wearing his flex skin
Then say that all right Jesus chat. I've got I've got you guys open here. I need it
You guys need to lie to me here with which one of you's actually have the purple lights
Say me if you have the purple lights no lying
Have we got some demons in here?
Yeah
Go, don't sweetie
Okay, this is good thought it's good thought that this is good start
There's some black nice him your match has sucks that look in we're getting mugged by Jinx these chat
We're supposed to the fun night kids
I
Want
My mom's from dead though, that's fine. That's fine. Mother's crazy
Mother's crazy. That's my son. Let me show you what is
There is a door and they both know
That guy's 1 HP.
Oh, who must?
No.
I think he's not used to playing West.
Woo!
Oh my gosh!
Woohoo!
This is so good!
Also, Jaycee's chat, sorry, you're gonna have to deal with me glazing muzzle a lot harder than I did Venom.
Venom's crazy, but...
This is personal now, because I chose muzz.
So if they sell it's on me.
On back!
Ron's dead!
Ron's dead but Maz is flying don't worry Ron is dead but Maz is carrying
But my chat saying my chat is spamming emotes. He just go off
Yes, he did he went crazy. Maz is very very good.
It's better if I play solo here like until the stone comes, okay?
Wait what?
No listen listen listen. There's a bolt that gives the mythic humming right there, okay?
Yeah Maz is shmoving.
Wait, wait, so you are better off solo than me?
No.
No.
Hey, stop twisting my blood.
Right.
OK.
Right.
The point is, right, if I loot, I mean, if I loot,
I'm going to have to loot.
OK.
So we leave, OK.
So we're strategically leaving Rondead.
That's a good start.
That's a great start.
I like that.
What?
What?
I think he's doing it so he can loot quick off.
I don't want to.
Is this like gaslighting filter?
I don't know if I fully agree with this.
I don't know if I fully agree with leaving him dead here.
I swear it is better to rez him. I'm not sure why he's leaving him dead actually.
My name is not Peter or not, bro.
Okay, land on him by the way, like if you guys go.
So...
Yes.
Oh, he is rezing him, he is rezing him.
No, he's reviving him, he's reviving him, he's reviving him.
I'm not sure why he was considering not doing it.
The other reason is like, oh, he's getting keyed, he's getting keyed.
So must.
Oh, yeah, the shitty job there.
This is the one view I must witness.
Yeah, Muzz is showing out. Muzz is actually trying to impress. I like this.
This guy's pretty decent. He's behind behind the reverb in any slight. Okay, wait.
I don't even know what I'm watching anymore. Like, how do you just like more, like, I don't get it, bro.
It's cool though, BC.
Okay. Okay, do me a favor. No.
Hey, no, Muzz has been losing weight, folks.
Muzz has down like 30 kilos.
Yeah, I'm not so fat.
Oh, Luz, bro, you were a big boy back then. You lost a lot of weight, for a lot of mistakes you got.
Yeah, I'm down 83 pounds. I'm down 83 pounds.
He is! I think more than I thought.
I'm still trying to get a six-pack.
It's my goat.
What's the kilo they got? 80 pounds! 80 pounds!
That's about 80 pounds.
Perfect.
And he didn't fall off.
Actually, I guess I don't know.
Like, don't fall.
That's 38 kilos?
Okay.
Okay, come on.
We just stick together, okay?
Got it.
Yes.
Yeah, I'd pull K.E.s.
Got it.
Looking good. Muzz is definitely gonna take the hunting rifle. You should try losing weight too. Hilarious bro. Hilarious man. That's good
I mean if you want help I got you. I was on I'm being the one who's helping Muzz.
No, no, I'm chilling bro. I'm skinny. I'm strong.
So I'm skinny, okay.
That's fair. I mean it's hard to stream with that bro. I'm not gonna try like it's just so easy to just be fat when you're streaming.
I train every day. I started streaming. I kept up for like a year and then I just stopped for like four years
And I'm only just doing it again
What are we eating right now? Actually, what are we eating? We do when it goes to food
What do we get what like some like protein bar like protein shake for some like beef broccoli and rice broccoli?
Broccoli in broccoli. Okay, cool some crunchy ass broccoli. I'm not gonna lie
It is grilled
It's a grilled broccoli
I mean actually the thing is when you've got your brother those you can be in some healthy ass food
Yes, bro, don't dance with the rain
WDontes man yo Aussie I'm bronze four and League of Legends bro. I'm contemplating that at this point man
But you went backwards
So I
Went from here to bronze to bronze three. Okay, it's a bronze. Okay
Wait, did I ever get bronze to know? I don't know if I ever did
I've been in and out of bronze three and four for like two weeks and
And you have a you have a stream coming out where it's gonna be you and Don has together until you get silver was it, right?
Yeah, so we're not allowed to end the stream until I get silver that includes
Keeping together working out together eating together. Hey, I don't know what's gonna happen because I'm wrong for I don't know if it's ever gonna end
Is it okay?
And what day does that start on the 28th 28?
28 okay all right cool I'm gonna keep an eye on that well if you guys if you guys
need a break come watch EWC as a little like break it'll start at I'm
trying to time zone shit it starts like 2020 was for now whatever time zone that
is for you because I don't I'm in Australia it's so fucking hot I think 70
T right at 70 T let me make sure always go to broadcast my view let me
double check because it's broadcast but they sometimes do those earlier
Okay, it's fine. It's five easy. It starts at 5 p.m. ET on the Sunday. Yeah, we'll be there
We'll be there. It's not sweet. Yeah, because that would that would be fun. I mean I still like reset
I mean you can work out with Dante's. I've seen Dante's I mean I think he works out pretty hard
Yeah, we're working out with him and his brother
Oh shit, okay. Yeah
Dante's
first time ever bro so it's gonna be an interesting week y'all i hope it doesn't
take a week to get silva i mean yeah you're gonna make and you like okay is
there anything i don't want to coach you because don't hesitate to go to cover
i was gonna say you add to the champion pool here to try and like help out a
little bit with like the bands but bro i'll see i think i got you i think i'm
just gonna go ye bro master ye is insane this is ye is he my name
ye and warwick ye and warwick but i'm gonna i'm gonna one trick ye and if ye gets banned
than Warwick. Cause Warwick fucking sucks. Like yee you do. If I farm my camps Aussie and let
everybody die, I can get 20 kills. No that is bad. Just yeah, just come to hypercarry and let
everyone else die. That's pretty much every Eve, but especially in bronze. Yeah, you let everyone
die and just farm yourself. But because bronzes have no respect for the game, they just sit in
the tower, sit in a lane, and I just get three kills. Well the worst part is you, and
you can also gank for someone, get someone fed, and then they just be like actually like,
I don't mean to put a lot of money in it, you should've just give away the shutdown.
They'll be fucking like 6-0 and somehow just die because they're just braindeads.
I swear bronze players are worse than more fed-downs and they think they're good and then just run it down.
Pull them out!
Yeah, yeah, the shittier they are, the less fed they are, the better.
You just gotta keep them just fed enough not to fucking tilt it, that's not the one though.
You can't make them quit.
Alright, come on.
Lacy did finish top 50 yesterday.
who needs to get the same amount of points today and he will qualify for the finals.
It's kind of a big deal.
This will be good.
I know everyone's expecting that.
Everyone's like, I was gonna win grand.
If he makes his first finals, I'll be impressed.
24.
That's nice.
They need like 300 and I need like 330 points today.
Ish.
Come on, Lacey.
If you get the stats check,
someone sent me Lacey's stats from yesterday.
Oh, man.
Did he do well?
Oh, we got a max pull. We got a max pull.
We got two shock waves. Okay, this could be bad. I see my need to refresh here.
So they need to kill?
Most likely then, mats are good, but like with a max pull like this, if they use both shock waves
perfectly, they can make it, but that's kind of it. The first shock wave is the easy one, right?
You just both go together. If they box up now, they can do the other one together and they're fine, too.
Oh good rotate never mind no one shoots at them the rotate okay, so now they'll stop here
And then they'll probably try and shock away the last of this together one zone opens up
Oh, I find three fresh though double-junk junk that's big that's great
That's huge. Okay. No mobility for great meds now double full chunk of
I have a hundred left to get to the bottom.
They got like chug-tuts from them.
Someone died above them, so Akka and someone finally went to go fight them, and they died.
It's because they were under it, the team that killed them didn't want to go for the lose.
Like, if you kill someone, and they're like, on top of someone else's build, you kind of have to give it up,
because if you go for it, they're just going to fight you for it.
Nice, good rotate.
They're doing well. They're doing well. This is good.
Is this their first game?
This is their first game today, yeah.
full chugs you want to hold my chugs and they got 300 in I just check that 300 and
there's this 224 points yesterday so they did well they finished in 47 they
needed to hold on the top 50
they're okay they're okay you guys you gonna stop over this we're gonna start
teaching you for the pro way you're gonna be locked in for this it's it's
programs reload but this kind of part of the game is the same once you get to end
game reload or VR it's the same thing okay doesn't matter but yeah you so you
figure out the shockwaves not breaking bills I was watching earlier yeah okay
these aren't technically shockwaves they're overdrive grenades they go
through the shockwaves these are like the new shockwaves that was like a free
ass kill yeah that was good what's the advantage we front side low because
you're in front side low everyone who's like shambles tries to get down
but they have like no loot so you're gonna kill them because you're inside the builds.
Bro, Ozzy, am I gonna like fly to Dallas and play with ProLadder and not even get a single friggin' kill?
It depends. It depends who you play with. So I was telling, I was telling Tad earlier,
I think if you play with someone who is gonna play, like, because you said you want to win though,
you kind of have to decide, right? If you pick up your duo, that you can play for the win,
but then you're gonna have to like a giant pussy and have no fun and not do anything.
or they play to have some fun with you, you guys like try to do good but still have some fun and you individually do good, does that make sense?
I'm playing for the win!
I'm playing for the win!
Okay, I mean, then yeah, you might not kill anyone.
If you're actually playing for the win, the way you play is probably not going to get you too many kills.
Yeah.
I mean, it depends. If you spray some people, you're going to remember a lot of the other people playing aren't going to be that good, though.
Like the people you're versing today in rank get like, they shit on some of the people you're versing at the Pro-M2, right? Because they're creators, you know?
Yeah, like maybe I can kill another amateur.
Yeah, basically, yeah.
And I mean, if you just play off to whatever your pro is and just keep your gun out and
they build for you kind of like what Ox doing here, you can like hit a good shot and get
a kill.
Ready, Lacy?
Yep.
I'm gonna rush through the cunt.
Lacy is really good.
Chat, by the way.
Yeah, Lacy's ult.
Lacy's extremely good.
I'll check his stats from yesterday.
I don't know how good his stats ended up being, but...
He's doing well.
Drop me, drop me, Matt.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You haven't done any lacy happy you haven't done any like ones where you haven't played ranked games of lacy like I haven't actually played with him yet?
No. No.
Hold far, hold far, ready?
Hold this way, hold this way, all the way.
He's only going to A-bills this, he's going to fall in.
This is good, no he's doing really well right now.
And a 0.5 damage ratio, okay that's not great, but...
Is this, that's okay, we'll pull him out of this.
The 2B thing, it's hard, and this will happen with Rod and Venom, it's hard to follow good players bro, Arc is quick.
I'm not talking about the Jannos.
I'm only bleeding.
I'm not speaking.
Each good witness.
How much loot do I have to just go?
If he got like 300 massive, they should win this.
Take him on back.
Take him on back.
Look up.
I don't think.
Nah, he's not giving any lace damage.
He has almost none, I think.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Two more.
Nice.
Yeah, I don't know.
Double kill.
Oh my god.
At least you got both of those.
Double kill.
double he's double wide topping so I mean he's got mass now
where are you swissin almost a drop down
okay okay I'm making this master this week bad I don't think I'm gonna play
didn't get them
I have a 7
seven players it's up six players oh my gosh wait they win this they should
win this he only gave him three builds though so they're pretty shambles
Yeah, they're fighting high it's a TV TV one. I think it's only one duo
It's gonna do is then burst a duo. Oh my god
To be to come on
When I solo to be one
Nice
The best game yesterday was 2-3rd, so that's good. That's their first win and Div won.
Nice.
You're the good luck charm, bro. You're the opposite of me.
Oh, Ron's endgame too. Here we go.
Ron's endgame? Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
He's got four kills. He's got four kills.
He's got four kills.
Lacey is very good, chat.
I did not know Lacey was that good.
But yeah, I think Lacey is better than Ron right now. Dead ass.
So what's your opinion, Uncle Lacey?
Oh, foreshock.
It's undevavable. I will say that straight to Ron too. It is undevavable.
he also like ladies take some more seriously the run just fucks around too much
yeah no well you know he doesn't have it so he has a delay on like he's taking
a match here but it looks like Ron and Muzz didn't all that WP to fabric this
game
what 3 3 2 3 the mother mother guy will play this fully serious sitting in
the ball fighting no one in front of us like this gets happening dog shit
Venos just didn't take it that seriously yesterday.
Oh Ron was the fight. Ron's getting aggressive though. Ron's getting cocky.
Click's dead? Oh no.
Welp.
I mean, Click's spawn is over. They're doing better today than they did yesterday.
They needed a really crazy day today.
Oh!
One misses.
Reset!
It's a second shot!
One by one, we're going to one-on-one.
You hold the way to the camera.
It comes, man.
Holy moly, why are we getting lobby?
We should not be getting lobby this hard.
This is weird.
Oh, okay, that is really, really unfortunate.
What is happening?
That is...
What?
That is super unfortunate.
You have all the edits on it.
Everyone in the world just shot at us, bro.
Bro.
I mean, that was strange.
I genuinely did so much gunshot.
I thought it was why this.
That's like called getting lobbied, like lobby focused.
That was not a position where they should have got lobbied.
And in the fact the other team got to just slide in there
and not get lobbied is crazy.
And what the kid just did to him wouldn't normally happen
was carrying the boots no one carries those boots like what just happened was
actually so unfortunate unlucky though what yeah who's like this is the
arms so this is that this is Clix's ex-trayer mate so when Clix and Higgs
played trios this is their IGL this is the arms that he's a dang game we can
watch run-off spawn always here spawn as well but exactly you got to kill it
you teach it right we're gonna teach you I'll show you some of the IGLs you
know I'm just gonna give you a pro and you know you'll be leading the
tops, front side, claiming layers, yeah?
Bro, I'm just trying to not die first every round.
Okay, I mean, what's the mobility matter in Reload right now?
It's just overdrive grenades, isn't it?
There's not even crash pads or anything, right?
It's just grapples and-
Oh, that was so nice.
What?
That was nice.
That was satisfying.
Oh my God.
Yeah, so, so's good.
Grapples, okay, you could carry a grapple up.
Like it could be like your duo carries
shockwave grenades and they try and shock with you
And then if you get separated, you just grapple back to it.
That could actually work.
That would probably be a way for you to not die as much in the end.
Yeah, Zerz goes fast. His teammate's faster.
Like, his teammate's considered a better fighter than he is.
What is this, Div1 Central?
This is Div1 Central, yeah.
But he might have played Div1 West as well.
A bunch of the Central guys now, if they've already called on Central,
they'll switch over and start playing West.
That's why it was gonna be hard to find you a teammate too,
because a lot of them already locked on West.
So if you do want to play this, let me know before the day one of the tournament, not the day two, and I can definitely find you someone.
Yeah, let me know what I get going.
Yeah, trying to find someone on day two is way harder.
Like Muzz was one of the best pros who just didn't play West yesterday.
Wait, pretty much every other one did.
Like Pete played West, Kory played West, Boltz, Wafford, Cole, like they all played West with someone else already.
Thank you for watching this 5 minutes video, I'll see you guys in the next one, have a
Runs drinking? Oh yeah, we know runs drinking and that looks like a fresh bottle
Which means he finished the other bottle, which means he is now sloshed
This gun is weird this gun looks like you're cheating it's super strange like it has
Like it has hacked built into it. I don't know how to describe it
It doesn't shoot like a normal gun and they've designed it so like the bullets kind of like
So this duo just went to land, they unfortunately could only play in the lower bracket at land
because they got disqualified right before grand finals.
They're using a program that was deemed to be not okay to use but then after they used
it, they said it's okay to use so they ran another tournament just for them to make
finals.
They got de-cuted for life.
Exactly, they ran a program.
It was like, it was like, so you know, a lot of these guys use drop maps, it tells
you where to jump out of the bus and like where to pull your glider so you get down first and like that's allowed
But then they got turned into a program that would like overlay that on your screen while you're in game to make it easier
And then that wasn't allowed and a bunch of them got disqualified like midway through FNCS for it
Oh, then for that came out after disqualifying them was like maybe we shouldn't disqualified you and then ran a whole
Another tournament for them to then get to land it was it was a very messy situation
But this team probably should not better at land but because they got disqualified and only could play the second day
It was a bit worse
Last season was weird. It was strange.
He is. No, yeah, his teammate is 14. He's the kid that I remember. He's the kid I was telling you. ClickSport a PC for.
His teammate is 16. ClickSport.
Josh, yeah, yeah, 14. I think he's just turned 15, but yeah, he's a kid.
There's a few very young pros.
The youngest pro in history this game that I'm aware of was OCE Solar Cash Cups
like the biggest solar storm in the week was once won by a nine-year-old he
ended up getting banned from being 13 but he won at nine.
A fucking nine-year-old?
Yes a nine-year-old.
He's now owned up.
Do you buy like Go-Gurts with the money?
I don't know his name is Xavier he's now owned up to compete he actually qualified
for the last LAN because now so much time has passed he's actually over 13
and now he can compete.
But yeah, he was he was 13 you play with another kid called Alex who you might have heard of Alex
He's got the most fncs wins of any player
They played together at doors when one of them was 11 and one was 12
They had a combined age of 23 and they were the scariest to own the region before getting there. Oh
My god, that's not me man. Like you're starting too late, bro. We are we are done. We are already two holes. Oh
oh yeah that shot kid that everyone keeps telling you to watch he just got 600
points today so he kind of do a click there they had a really bad day yesterday
and then still manage to somehow call today they dropped 600 points in a single
day when is the EU what is it way earlier like earlier than it's it's like
five hours earlier yeah so I wore the six hours early so it stops and then
there goes the three hours and there's like a three-hour break and then
in the center of
That's what makes my stream so fucking long to break just you don't want to do both you're in for like a nine-hour day minimum
You want to watch West it's like 11 hours
Yes, that's a one easy good god
Yeah, you see my fucking schedule man. I'm up a two
What's happy wake up Aussie
To am Jesus
I want a weird schedule man. It's been like this for a few years now
I went to NA for like two years and that was great
You can't miss the NA stuff when you're from Australia so that's tough
Yeah, yeah the EU stuff I mean the NA stuff is not too bad it starts at like 9 a.m
It's EU that starts at like 3 a.m. So like that reload tournament that you want to watch at EU for me
That's the last of midnight. I got up at 11 that night
This guy is fucking disgusting.
He is, yeah.
He is fast.
We're the Huntsmen.
Dude, it's so fun to watch any pro with a hunting rifle, I swear.
Pro.
What?
What?
You look like you'd be crazy with a hunting rifle.
There's no one-shot gun in Rainbow, is there?
There's not a one-shot kind of gun, is there?
No, there is but like
Maybe just guns is what we will use okay, but no use the snipers and see it's like this using for like a strap
But this guy's
Oh my god, that's huge
That was actually claims a hundred body tag in the SMG this is like the best fighting load out right now
Stinger SMG strike the pump and hunting raffle like this is the load out you want if you want to get a bunch of kills
They see him, oh no, they didn't see him
Oh my god
He's gonna be angry. I just pulled max bro. I can't get a single fucking pullback dude
What is a pullback?
Like so where instead of zone going max it like pulls back onto you
which is super important in the back, at the end of the game.
So this zone is about to pull, I'll show you a stream example to give you an example.
So zone is about to pull, a pullback would be going in this direction,
because that's a pullback.
He's right on where the edge of storm is now,
so he has all this time to wait until storm catches back up to him.
Where if it pulled max, you'd have to instantly move,
because storm is going in the opposite direction,
he has to get over there quicker, you know?
Alright.
Here, shock that shocker, it's like,
come on, come on, come on, hold on, hold on.
So yeah, max pulls on max pulls is rough.
I'll see if I can handle it.
You're welcome, Minis, honestly.
And just go chomping.
Wait, okay, they're fully locked in.
Muzz has been taking stone.
I want to see Ron win.
Like, I want to see him win, bro.
I think they might.
I think they might win.
I think they might.
I would be surprised if Ron doesn't win a game today.
I'll be honest.
I'll see Muzz up in life.
Let me try.
Oh, shit.
He's got them playing full try-out.
This is absolute try-out.
We're in storm, farming out mass.
Like, we're not fighting anyone right now.
Muzz is great.
I was sort of one of them to do yeah. Yeah, that's good. That's good. Lacey's doing the same thing. Lacey's full-trying right now, too
So this is actual sweaty fortnight in you're in the storm healing a
Little bit you're trying to get as many of your resources as you can
Well, you wait for like you want to you want to come in later because that's what you know where zone is right?
If you don't win on zone one
You don't know where the next zone is gonna go
Then you have to like move depending where if you stay in storm in the one spot and you wait until
Zones actually where it is then you can go there if that makes sense like I'm trying to let me see if I
Like a little mat if I make it easier
I use a science that was the best way to like show all the zones. I'll be a siren, right?
We'll do like the match track on a siren. Do you think Ron could win this game?
Yeah, I mean I think one could win any game today, but yeah right now
They only got 34 points game one that wasn't a crazy game. So this lobby won't be that hard
Cause remember it's point space match making for this division.
West division 3 is like, oh what better than I thought it would be?
My god!
Is there another one?
It's, I mean like if you were, yeah, if bronze ranks was like the kids in bronze rank were
a struggle, then yeah, division cups is going to be a lot harder.
Like it's one of the, it's the worst division on one of the worst regions, but it's still kids are like actually competing, you know?
Who knows, everyone has the hunting rifle. What's up with that?
in and that's what I could do I know I'm going to change the signs you can now
run was not good yet yes yes you can yeah yeah you can
it's right from Pegasus serious oh my god yeah W visuals champion some W
visuals in the chat visuals did not spend the rest of central grief in the
team conium so much to play with Ron.
Help your visuals.
Jack, his dead-ass looks like Ron's gonna actually try tonight.
This is what we wanted.
Oh, no, he is.
No, he is trying.
He is fully.
You cannot get more boring and more sweaty than farming bats in the storm at your PY.
This is the density center.
I'm gonna use my truck, Joe.
Okay.
And then we can buy a new one.
Okay.
How do I...
Tell me where on Assyrian is like the thing that Reesup does where it shows
all the zones move with the players.
place we're gonna go here buy it one more truck done for myself for you
whatever and then we're gonna hit the queue here's the match feed right he's
drunk but yeah this is in the store guys like at least he's not just running
at people yeah no yeah no this is I mean if drunk is what it takes for him to
just not run people and fight them then this is good W charity work for a
I mean it is actually is okay. I'm surprised muzz didn't play left. He normally would. Oh
Here we go. Okay, I found a person
They still 40 alive to the game to dine out a little bit, this is good funny they don't click stuff, okay, they don't
What do you mean like if they like what are they both win their games like Ron and Lacey?
Yeah, uh
What do you like they win? Wow, I'm confused. Sorry. What are they both win this game? Oh my god
Is it both way 30 left?
My games are similar positions. Oh, uh, no, so it feels like it but no no Lacey's games a lot later
I think then Ron's game
It's hard to have it over their maps
I can't tell the players alive is like usually a decent indication
But some games people just W key for like whatever reason because in Lacy's games kills are worse something wrongs games
They're not so like wrongs games have a lot of people alive, but they're not as good
They're just hiding yeah, where Lacy's good like people running it down for kills
Like if he was in this game with Lacy or clicks or fucking bolts or any of the players the play aggressive towards the end of
Their 20s they're gonna have like 10 to 20 kills. Yeah, what's going on?
I don't think so.
I mean, they're playing, they have to play ultra aggressive now, they're going to drop
some 20 bucks.
I don't think, can they, can they call now chat, trying to follow all of them as top?
Can they even call?
I swear they can't.
They use some of the combs, it's, it's sounded a bit depressed.
They can't, so it just, damn, I feel like, just jump off reset the mental, walk in
for your WC.
This is still better, this is a better showing than yesterday, they've gone like double
the points of yesterday at this point.
They can't wall?
Yeah, no I think because they've only got 20 minutes left and they needed to get 510 points
so I think it would be a 50 bomb.
This guy is moving, oh my god.
Don't use your bullets.
Yeah now, Venos quick.
He wasn't trying his Harbors on yesterday and also he was still on 50 pings on the
west.
The boats.
choice though. This is their last game, it's their 11th and last game. Because it was their
second or last game they could technically still qualify, but I can tell by the way Clix
is coming they can't qualify. So they didn't qualify? Clix and Venom didn't qualify? Nah.
We're missing some big teams on both regions to be fair though. It's something weird.
I don't know if it's because of the eSports World Cups on this week like the qualifiers
Or cause it's the last one before the break, but like the team that just won land, like less than a month ago,
Vikram and Albuquerque on EU, they didn't make finals this week either.
There's a bunch of really big teams missing out this week, it's strange.
Bro, this is kinda...
Sarka, why, this is sad, bro.
Yeah, well, I mean, you guys have kinda been saving the vibes of West.
This is what a lot of the Central 20s are like.
The end of it's just sad.
You see, the teams who have already called by so much, watching them's boring.
Or a bunch of teams who can't call and it's just depressing.
Having like West, Ron and Lacy and shit is actually saved the vibe so much.
The end of West thought he's a big bleak.
Chet, isn't this sad they didn't qualp, bro? It's like depressing.
Oh, wait, she checked. Clicks his twicom.
That will be depressing.
Wonder why this is so inconsistent? I think it's just that Clicks are different setups, I'm gonna be honest.
I don't think it's worth looking into too much more than that.
Even today, he's looked way better than yesterday.
I think we also have to blame this based on there
You know I'm saying mm-hmm. Was that it man? That's match 11 11. What are they gonna say now?
What do you say to dip cups so anyone is scheduled?
There's any doesn't want every week after the break I think
Make a little 241 he has been playing this been a level 99 loach, huh?
I don't know is that it like I actually think what level most pros are at right now is click super high or is venus super low
Venos is quite low. Oh, it's why you bought the whole battle pass
Gosh, okay, but then it was still a bit low. Okay
So please it's actually more like a hundred forty one
Yeah, they were talking about the difference
to one of them. So they
judgment, a lot of tournaments.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, bro.
Oh, run endgame.
Let's go.
Big boys, big boys, run endgame.
Come on.
Stacker as well.
Fifty six alive.
You're this game is stacked as shit.
This is got thirty four alive.
Would you rather watch Ron?
We watch Lacey get a win.
Yeah, watch Ron, watch Ron.
We saw Lacey win.
OK, OK.
Let's see.
So this zone is
the zone for half half.
When I say half half is this
The current zone is half in storm. This is what we call half up and then the zones after this where they move
Completely out into the storm. They're called rotating zones or particles. It's annoying, but chat rounds chat. It's using my emo
Dude, I like that one's actually trying it's way more
Oh, no, he's bull trying.
He just needs to stop drinking right now.
Yeah, I think he's going to get to the point.
I think he's in the sweet spot right now, but like...
Chad brought his drunk!
No, brought his drunk!
Oh no, he's doing the stay in the box.
He's doing the stay in the box.
Come on, hunting snipe.
Okay, we need to start a missed snipe count, Chad.
Only out of fairness because Ron told me dead to my face that he is the second best sniper in the game behind Thomas H
And I don't think I'm standing me hit a single slide if you see like a build back and break with my gun
So you can snipe someone then let me know I'll spray this guy sprays this kid. I'm gonna head
Okay, but listen, let me let me take that if he's here like three. Okay, I could pull south
We're instantly going out the camera. Okay, I'll throw the choice was for he's taken it for months
Who is actually nuts with it, so he better be hidden. Oh, he goes like oh, yeah
I'm done drinking
Yes, why they want me to drink tell why
I mean what's it what's it was always funny
You can just get you can hang up as much you still young enough to like no good
I'm invincible
My drink, but I was just a dick to my friend, bro. I want to be drunk again
Wait, what was that?
Debt to Lose bro honest. I mean
Everyone's making you feel bad the next day like I think it was going back and forward a bit
I don't think that was too bad. I think you would have said so if you actually care. Oh, good job
That's a great tough run. We're the way this run
He was like ramping up to get like high ground
But he usually you would try and wait for that metal to fully build or you would like
That was a terrible play by that guy. Good read by Ron to chop it
Drink me and it's a beer. The dark mall 6-7.
What are you doing, bitch?
Drink me and it's a fucking beer, Moji.
Can you get that lid on there?
Um, I mean, is that here?
Yeah.
It's dark, so we're gonna trade.
Why?
Dude, Ron's actually trying.
Guys, it's a lot more fun.
He's full-trying. This is great.
This is excellent.
And these games are stacked.
44 alive is incredibly sad.
This one was back to the finals.
There's more people alive
than a Div 1 finals game right now.
chat are you guys dead like no are you guys serious okay drop me brick and
metal you know you want to have a kick from like we can take it later it's
much easier hi hi by as it looks like a good time
I think I'm drinking
Really what we're gonna chat don't drink bro sobriety is great. Thank you
Yeah, I'm never drinking again
I'm gonna love we hate drinking
Love it. Thank you, bro
What a guy, but we've had an anti-drinking, and we had an anti-baby, WGC man.
Peace in the years.
Bro, yeah bro, chat, don't vapor drink from me.
Be healthy, read books, play Fortnite.
Okay, let's look at some kills on the side.
Check, play well, yep.
Play League of Legends, chat.
Play League of Legends.
Play League of Legends for 10 hours in a bag.
Oh, just do it!
Just do it!
Oh my god, double slide. He's in two body slides. He's doing it. He's doing a shockwave up.
This is the play, Jinxie!
Oh, he didn't fuck it up. He's in!
Oh my god! Actually good play. They took high!
This is the win.
This is the win. This is the win.
That's my boy!
That's my fucking boy!
That's the way of their seven kills too. He's actually doing well.
It's doing something.
That's my boy!
of mass as well this should be the win this should be the way they're coming up
wait this team is full ramping it you hit one 100 tag why are you ramping
Okay, they gave it up. Thank God
He's taking his oh, oh, he's chugging. Oh God. He's chugging it. Oh, no
That was the equivalent for any normal drinker of like three shots
Oh
That was instant. I'm not even kidding you're instant.
Wait bro, wait bro, what? Wait bro, wait bro.
I don't know if I don't know if we can put that on Ron that seems a little bit like
Miles but Ron probably should have taken his hands off his mouse for like a good
I don't know. 10 seconds. Yo we just had ice halt. How did I sell?
He's got the music. He's got the Carl Cosm.
My name is... My name is in the iron church. I was just going to hide.
Well?
So, Chad, what's the plan here, bro?
Vape me, vape me, vape me, vape me.
Guys, what's the plan, bro?
Like, no, no, no. What's the plan?
Yo, guys, I've never... I know!
I don't vape! I'm not gonna drink!
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Like, what is this chat devolved into?
What is this?
I did my job.
Yo, I was the impact bro.
No, you're good. You're good. We're watching Clix's ex teammate Higgs.
I was hoping he's gonna clutch a 1v2 when he's running.
Is this Div 1 or no no no.
This is Div1, yeah, so only people watching not in Div1 is Lazy, uh, well he's wrong actually.
Everyone else is Div1.
Check Lazy, what's he doing?
Yeah, Lazy's doing what? His last game was an 11th unfortunately, he went down an 11th when we watched him run.
He's made it off spawn, he's made it off spawn though. 121 still okay, that's pace, that's pace.
He's doing the duck race.
The fuck is the duck race?
Which, which, which, I think it's gonna win, Jaycee, pick a total right now.
Red, red, red, red.
Red, you think red? Okay, let's see, let's see, we're gonna watch the which duck wins.
We're gonna say we were ordered the ass. It's super important. I'm not kidding. It gives you the greatest item in the game
I'm genuinely not kidding
Green chat, which one you picking pick all chat go. Well, who is the dog race? I'm going green
I'm going green. Why do you need to like to see cats as you guess it?
No, no, the guest has nothing to do with this is what we're doing to occupy ourselves. He might not even watch the duck race
I don't think he's even watching it
So basically you release those dogs they then race and then at the finish line
You either get a gold pump or a mythic pump literally the best gun in the game
It's from the duck race. See see our racing
Yeah, we're white. This is a really small by the way
That's right a run-off spawn on it
Wait today, did they just die? No, they didn't die. No, they're still in queue. I think he's trying to lock in
Are they trying to work on locking on we're crazy
Lace is in 16th. Is that today or total?
Because total, that's really good. I guess the win helps.
Venoset is nowhere in his mind where he drops plates.
Yeah, I don't have enough to freak out so much, right?
All right, well, how can you hear the music?
Is that not locking music?
Q's are lit, bro. These Q's are lit.
Is that a cat?
He's playing he's playing music
No, this guy's hot back Coral Coral's remix. Oh shit
Chicks you dancing oh never mind. Oh shit
What's this? Oh never mind
This game is not real man. I don't know you can drop it
Oh my god, there's one man left, can I have a five take now?
Wait, how do we do this in a five take?
What even happened here?
What is happening?
Dude, West is not real.
First time we looked at what's the central plane on West, they're getting caught
in a five take from the fact that's not a problem.
What is happening?
Wait, Hakes is playing West, but I thought Hakes was Central now?
Yeah, so because they played play afterwards, they all swap over.
That's why it was going to be hard to find you someone to play with.
Because they play Central until they're guaranteed QL in Central, and they then start West early
or they try and QL late with like half the time played.
That means Lacy could go against them, but would Lacy's team be better because of the ping or not?
No. No, like these, like this is Volts and Virgo, like this team both on 50 ping absolutely rolls Lacy and Arc.
Arc might be able to hold up and like Lacy can hold his own a little bit, but no.
No, two central players on like four to 50 ping is going to be huge.
So there's no chance Laci gets first place?
No, no.
But I mean like it's qualifiers anyway.
Play, boys.
And then in the finals, see if they play finals in Jinx,
it's an overlap of an hour with central, so they can only play four games
in the finals of six.
So we've we've literally had central duos win the finals with only four
games played on West.
So they only got to play four games out of six and they still
beat all the West teams who played six games out of six.
The west pose are a lot better than the central pose.
I think Ron is drunk.
I think he's good.
Dude, he's actually such a lightweight scrazy.
Same thing happened the other day.
Yeah, fun though.
Let's go for that same building.
So I'm confused on the strategy here of hiding screen to then go the exact same
PY every time and then have his audio on so they can literally hear when he drops anyway
Recently just going for a bike ride
Join the weather
It's really nice
What about you bro?
When I'm not playing fortnight, I probably am happy. I'm probably feeling good about my own non suicidal
See here just like enjoying every small thing about life that comes to me every aspect. Yep
It's always hating games league makes you hate people
For not often I hate the game when like a bug happens or I die to some shit
The league makes me just hate people in humanity in general.
I can make three questions like my existence on this planet and
other people and how they go through their day.
Yeah.
This morning.
I have Jack's top leader who has two and 14 at the start of the match.
He typed Twitch username.
He was a 45 year old man.
He was a level 308 in iron three.
I'm not making this up level 308 in iron three.
And he blamed me for ganking for not ganking and he had 70 CS. Everybody had 180 plus
He was the worst human being to ever walk the fucking planet ever
And he was 40 was a 40 year old man. This was like I'm playing jacks 40 year old man
She was iron-free. He had 78 CS. I had like 194
Everyone on our team did fine besides him. We've lost because of him and then he said all stream
I'm a camp clearing dog. That's what he said
Who was he buzzing?
Jacks versus, you remember who his match was?
It was Teemo, which is a good matchup now.
That's a great matchup for him. Yeah, that's an amazing matchup.
Teemo 14!
As soon as they blind, you just use your stun.
Because then you kind of, like, what?
Yeah, Jacks, I swear.
We are not Jacks' names, buddy! We know!
I think Jacks counters Teemo.
And he kind of, like, leaves his head back in the day.
Oh, Aussie, my cousin and my brother
were watching the game live.
Jacks maxed up great against Teemo.
Yeah, how's that? I'm pretty sure he done it.
He's asking for ganks!
Like, you want me to gank the fat team up so then we all die?
They're really bad.
And then he started wandering! He left his lane!
He's right there, he's right there, he's right there.
He's walking.
You know what, I know how to play taxi.
I mean, okay, I'd have never experienced iron.
I came back to the game, I was not playing like 60s,
they put me in problems.
I don't know if it was like my old rank or something, but...
So what rank did you get put in after you placed this?
That's easy.
Was it the iron one?
I didn't get placement.
I mean, I'm telling you, I wonder if that's better or worse. I wonder if just playing level 30 and then getting bronze, maybe.
I don't even know actually.
The level 30 is better, but I would have never did that.
Like, shit, no way.
Yeah, that is better.
I would have never did that.
I like ranch.
I'm going to keep.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh shit.
Okay, I was going to show you these guys.
You're going to see Fars, they're on West, but I'll show you what central players look
like on West when they're playing properly, because Lacy's head runs farming.
So we can watch Bolts and Virgo end game.
So these are like two of the Fars players in the game right now.
They're on West.
So like they're on the side here.
I mean, they might win the finals.
They're late to the tourney.
They're late to the tourney.
They're only on 22 points right now, so they need to kind of like bring it back.
And then if they make finals, like I said, they're going to start late.
But this team so bolts this guy that we're watching right now. He's one an offense
Oh, sorry, this guy is one of the fncs on this region, but now he plays on central
Yeah, you used to play West and then went central and then now he stays central
Yeah, no all of them. Yeah, if you want to compete you go to mxls essentially
I'm trying to be like this maybe and even the maybe like five pros that are like close to a top level
They just go to like a bar together and there's like 40 49 pros. How does that work?
These dudes don't leave their house, man. They do not leave their house.
A bunch of them live in the same apartment buildings, right?
I thought I'm talking about the way they stand, like, wide-check, because...
You're just gonna stand in the apartment building.
Because of Ping. Ping.
Ping's just that important. Yeah, Ping is literally just that important.
There's, like, three players who are above 40 Ping
who actually hold up even close to the top players.
You've got Aviv, but he's kind of feeling right now,
and then Focus, and...
I mean, Electra made Grimm, and he does well in Solo's on 50 Ping,
but that's basically it.
If you're in Canada, you're just you and not playing.
Dolezia was doing okay. Dolezia an issue.
A lot of them will even just play the regular season from home and then go for like a week
and then come back. Just for grand finals at the major tournaments.
Why does the Central Games are so dead chat?
I mean, Akle is doing well right now. He's in Canada visiting family.
He doesn't play the whole season from Canada.
Soon as FNCS, bro, he's back in Dallas.
man
Yeah, both of them are crazy. He doesn't watch balls balls is nuts
Yeah, so like
Bolts
Bolts that's all the fastest makes in the game
like this don't be like like
Yeah, on a given day like both will be Peter boy
But as far as like just flashes like just doing a bunch of quick edits to make it look really cool
I would say both is better than paint like both flies
That's his whole thing is like he has a very very flashy play style
He's gonna get a montage clips has run for any of them haven't fought anyone. They're actually full
Yeah, this is good. Yeah, this is good. It's really one. He's absolutely try hard
Hey, I'd like to patch up thing
like here for you I like that they're actually trying bro you know it's not
trying bro at all no you know what's up yeah if you don't kind of want to get a
bunch of kills yeah you guys are sick at the point I can tell by the way month is
playing something fight that that long game was unlucky for them be this dude in
the fights month is full trying he's not taken like ego angles he's like
overdo everything which is good we've got to come to me I'm here in my
box
Any points is run need to get good question. Let me check what West was actually yesterday. They have low ground
Good place West was
Yesterday top 100 was
240 they get 249. Yeah, wrong thing about 250 points. Okay, watch the low ground. He's still gonna let us to go
We can free that
Who's this kid?
This is Liam. He's just made land. This is him and beer. I'll just run him saying game
Are you shocker peck next they're watching run just smack trees? Yeah, it is lean. We go left. He just made land
He's a good dude. He was he just put on his team that he made land with all the water points
They've done well in central this game just so dead. Okay, let's watch both. What's both five people?
Central games play this down there man. Everyone's WK
Jason
Running everyone's running this is one right both the burger playing tip one right that have played lower division
What did he just say he knew he was Mexican there's a common theme on the West Coast servers
They're like reversing someone with a lot of passion like they're really trying like they're running a bunch
They're building a thousand boxes. They're off to Mexico like really good. It's a bit of a stereotype
They came from when there was extra shots and there was token scenes when people would put up money to
The next one players will play with like a ridiculous amount of passion so it's just kind of become like a
kind of a meme now.
This means they're trying really hard.
Oh shit.
Oh they got a kill. Okay, might as well one kill.
Here we go.
I think they're already dead.
I'm holding tight pants. I think my pants are dead.
Alright. Yeah, just one.
Yeah, I'm gonna go for a sniper now and if I don't hit it though, we just leave it there.
I'm not taking off my pants, bud.
I'm going for it.
I'm gonna just come left.
He's so bad.
Bro, you're giving me chills right now, bro.
Jizz...
Imagine.
We have one second boosters.
That's Lacey. Oh, Lacey. Wait, Lacey's lurking on someone.
We've got a Lacey lurk here. Lacey lurk.
How do you get the scar? Oh yeah, it's good worth explaining. They've got a minus blocker that means then
So when you've crouched you make zero sound ever
You make a bit of sound and you make zero visual audio
It's like you know what the footsteps they pop up on the screen if you're crouched
There's none of those and that's what most players go off like most people thought I'd hardly listen ever
So you can sneak right up to people as long as you don't give off a visual audio
So the people don't see that they won't get anyone around them
But yeah, the scar is super hard to get that's a good point
There's a fish you can fish up called the Midas Popper.
Supposed to make it home base!
You see that?
Yeah, they've got the surge base.
I mean, this is why you don't want to be center, right?
This is why you're playing Storm.
Because if you rotate center and build one of these,
any good player is just going to kill you.
Because they're going to know your shit.
You don't want to do that.
Incompetitive.
It's like a fucking rush base.
I don't like how slow I am in the head.
You'll see them a lot.
So, surge trading last season, that's all the whole map was.
It was just gigantic towers around the map.
Now with the new surge, most people don't build bases like that.
Most probably won't do that.
Now we're gonna go a little bit deeper just in case we're going to pull with the next one.
So Mars works 54 points and the ball is going to hit 240.
Yeah, two wins bro and boom.
Inch healing.
Inch healing.
Last chapter, sorry, last chapter.
This is good.
One kill.
Okay.
Posse that he was behind me.
Kind of one.
One of them died sooner, so they're on different times for the end games.
That was in front.
Two minutes later, so I'm like...
Oh my god.
I swear I heard him behind me.
They could be trolling you.
He's getting trolled by his chat in a two minute delay.
Lacey's not real.
Yeah, he'll post us here real quick.
Okay.
No, no, no.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit.
So he's on editor lane,
the thing I was telling you about.
That's why his edits are especially fast.
Play some, play some.
I'm gonna pre-enemies.
So if you watch the game and now it's like,
I sometimes can't tell but kids in my chat can always tell.
They'll be able to watch someone in the ins they know whether they're at it on release or not just because of like how their edits look and how fast they are.
The guy he's playing with was also extremely good. Virgo was the... so at the most recent land they do 1v1s in the playroom just to like warm up in practice.
He was going to beat literally everyone, including Peter Butt.
Well he was 3-1 against Pete and then the server started crashing and they couldn't finish it but...
Pete admitted that he was going to win.
Chalk, we're gonna go up south west
Yeah Chalk, we're gonna go to the Simplettis, he's getting there
I was watching some of the ranked games, he's moving, he's getting the edits down
Double edits for clean, the floor climb, that was nice
Thank you
Thank you, thank you, thank you
You're moving, you're moving
I'm sweating
I don't want to die here
Chilling?
How's Ron doing?
You're actually fucking coated bro
They got three kills, month's right to see, okay wait month's on the head side here
Thank you Chalk
so many chargers
okay this should be the win
this should be the win
not a mass pull
yeah i kill this guy
one of them
that's sustainer
yeah that's sustainer, are you on one?
i'm jumping this guy
that's amazing, beautiful phase in
oh my god
oh what's phase in here like shoot while you enter?
yeah but phase in is just anytime when you're in
so obviously in the game when you like hold the wall
If you just walk up to wall slowly and someone holds it, you can just keep breaking it or you'll never go through it.
But if you build up any kind of momentum, whether you're like sprinting, jumping, sliding, like, boosting up or breaking out,
you will go through the wall even if you break it right as you're running into it.
It's just pretty much going through the wall with speed.
So that guy was holding that wall, expecting bolts not to,
but he kind of got the momentum off and broke the wall the exact moment to phase in.
That's literally everything, literally everything.
very very good mechanic to learn sounds easy than what it is but once you learn
and it's like the best mechanic I probably think the most important thing
you can do to like kill people these guys are fucking gliding yeah so both of
them a double quad right yeah so both these players are already called to
e-sports World Cup and Globals so before this next FNCS last qualified
They're both already double calls to the next two lanes, so they're extremely good
And they're both on form right now
No, oh, he composed don't have EWC yet. Oh, you're right. Yeah, I keep forgetting that
I'm not gonna. Yeah, so both needs to get one of the two spots this weekend on Sunday
So we'll be working this guy in the finals trying to get a spot and he should qualify it
But I'm gonna take this boss is tough. I keep being
Yeah, yeah, I missed that. Oh, it's my bad chat some balls mon size
If we get to a point out this game wrongs gonna be a game and then we made one balls montage in the break because it is crazy
Where's wrong?
That was fucking flying
Yeah, you're saying here saying her don't go back
Oh, that's right. Yeah, that's a dragon. That's right. He was gonna call it up. We could drag
So when I was talking about pre edits the other day, do you know
No, okay, I'm gonna give a shot okay
So I'm trying to how can I describe without showing it
So you know when you edit a wall like you place the wall and then you can like edit like you know a window in it
Right a pre edit is where you can make the window edit be in the room before you even
Place it down, so that when you place it instantly has the window and you can shoot through it.
A lot of these guys will do that with like mini-walls, so they'll edit out all of the tiles on the wall.
Place it down so the enemy can't place the wall and then they instantly get shot.
They don't have to then place it then edit it, it just drops for you.
I'll see if I can try and show you someone doing it.
Yeah, Volz is crazy shit.
How's Virgo looking?
100 volts at the hundred. I would definitely change balls. We're shocker for it. We're going to shock wave hunting raffle
Come on both hit it. Get it. Come on. Just with the trick shot. This is the world's down moment. Here we go. Come on. Hit it
He's back
So again, they've no mass 100
Oh, he blocked him
Ozzie if you're watching you're a great kid
Oh
Oh no, they sold Ozzy curse what don't you dare put that on me you fuckers just sold that's all on you
Okay, I get ready
Real mechanical mastermind out here stable
So now done kid come on
Yeah, I'm gonna mark where I want to go I'm gonna do it really quick like this
When you watch some kid like that and then rod it's like you go from the NBA to like the G
Come on
Bumble rubber
Look at that look at the shockwaves look at the coordination on the door shockwaves
Most trust in the shock
One more!
That's fighting?
Chase the cone? Nice!
Good job, Gascar!
He's good, he's good, he's good!
We got him, we got him. Get out, get out, get out.
Get out.
No, he's fighting, he's fighting.
Stay out of the box.
Bro, Muzz is actually trying!
This is sick!
Ow, ow, ow!
I mean, if you wanted to play with someone,
The best choice is to like if you actually do try and play
Crazy's part is he won both
That's the funniest part. He hasn't won it with the pros, but he's one with late
We want one with better you want one with better
I don't know. I had to buy it.
Oh, head slap, two head slap for month. They take high.
Grape slap for month.
I got more high. I'm like barely established, bro.
Decent! Decent! Decent!
Just play it about six times.
Ooh, Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie. There we go.
Make sure no one comes up on us. How many shock waves do you have?
I have one shock wave.
Okay, here take this. Six of them.
I don't have shock.
Behind you, just shock wave.
Okay, we're going to shockwave to the front. Go on their heads, okay?
Alright, the plane is ready.
Click high strat chat.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All wrong.
This is what I want you to do. Play at the back, okay? Play all the way at the back and look at second high.
Okay, run with the kill.
Is he instantly...
None of them are killed?
Then pull back?
Pull back, so people can...
Pullbacks actually kind of bad for them. They probably wanted to pull Max
Because they've got a bunch of mats on high pulling back kind of gives the rest love you a chance to like stay alive and make a play
If it keeps coming Max is better for them. They're already healthy
Ron is not listening right now. My man is not listening
He's playing as well there
I'm gonna need some matches soon, do you have a match?
Well I got matches here, you got here
How much?
Take all that
Take the spare because I need to
I don't want it
Hold the change, motherfucker
Oh no, we're trolling
We're already trolling, we're gonna get stomped again
Oh?
Okay, you need to make sure like if you see people who boss come up, let me know
That can't really see
Keep the change you motherfucker
Spread that team down, okay?
No, I'm sad
That's good, that's good, 20 second then, that's second high
That's second high
That's right, I'm old
What are you doing?
Yeah
You know what, like hold my phone
like I mean oh no how they I we can't see it I think we don't play hi I think we
don't play hi Ron I think we don't play hi I think we don't play hi I think it's
too I think most expecting Ron to have too much awareness then we have to
give up hi give up the high dreams
Ron's been shot down twice this is fucking Celtic Shack bro oh my god it's
not even like to be fair it's also mostly on muzz most of you know that
Ron's is just not gonna have enough awareness but Ron was watching them
shot and it didn't like really common but I don't think he knew they were
chopping I think they just don't play high
Under under the little lacy end game here. Yeah, we've got the place you got this
555 this stacked
Jeffy little dare I say lacy end game
Dare I say I see win this
They could
There's a very stacked
And his games kind of dead. It's we have the div three games of that this much more staff in div one
They won their first game which jumped off the top 20, they did it really well.
They're on a 2 to delay right, I'm stupid, are we watching with a current delay?
No, they're chaps up today, whatever.
Yeah, there's no idea what they're laughing at.
Maybe laughing if he said a lacy play, I don't know.
No, I think they're laughing because Lacy said he hit him for 100 but he didn't.
He's all laughing him constantly anyway, just like his whole chat.
Yeah.
How you doing?
Edit.
Stop.
You good?
Yep.
Yeah, I'm just stuck in a slide animation.
What the fuck is this?
Oh, he's getting kidnapped.
He always got cracked.
Is that it?
Oh my God.
Nice, good stuff.
Yeah, I got her now.
Nah, nah.
Oh, what was that?
Come on, Lay!
I mean, what's in midground so much more fun to watch?
I don't like watching high ground teams
Even when they're weird, they just kinda sit there and spray the whole time
This is way more fun to watch
Once you've run, run it off the low ground
Yeah
I feel like height is more boring, it's just spray
It's good because it's cool for the wind, but it's like until someone tries to take it
It's boring
It's fun and reload because they have Fizzberry shockwaves
So you can like get a low grab effect and shockwave up like 100 meters
100 meters so that's when heist way more spun to watch this matter in height once you have it like what's happened a
Muzzle run would almost never happen to top tier price like once you have high this meta
You really just keep it until pretty much you win
Oh this is warning it's only warning the right chasm active I didn't see
There's the wind, there's the wind!
They're in wood though, they're in wood right now, they need to refresh really bad.
So now they're in wood, anyone who jumps down here is just going to double spray into their walls and just catch them off guard.
Like that'd be super away now. You don't want to be from that low in wood.
In your refresh soon.
There's the refresh, come on, who is it? I'm still looking for it.
Someone's going to jump in on me, I can just feel it. It's west.
I
Like up
Come on Lacey
They can't find their refresh
No one's going low ground. What is happening? No one's been down here
Kind of get free places of it's no one's here them no one's down there
Oh, he dropped. He dropped.
Okay, they're in. They're in. They're in.
Come on, they're in. They both got full chug off. This is it. They're 100, 100. They can win this. They can win this.
One refresh and they win. They see one big kill now.
One big kill. Where is it?
Oh, they're shooting at us, I'm done.
I'm going to be too nice!
Good stuff, I'm going to solo-clash.
I can't tank for it though, he's got storm sickness.
We can't go for the chugs.
You're top six.
Wait, I can win this.
So many solos alive.
Top six means there's only two duos.
Come on, Arc!
Look, it's going to be too good.
This is good.
He's lappin' as mermi's gonna show out.
He's got no shockwaves though, so we can't go for high.
That's unfortunate.
Oh no.
Who's down? Who builds?
They're gonna keep focusing that they know he's weak now, he's got no builds, high focusing in.
I mean, it's good though, it's good, it's good.
Yeah, that high team was looking at us the whole game.
They're fully on pace, they couldn't get their last refresh.
The same game? No.
Two Higgs can win a solo. Oh, he's hit the boosts.
Why is Higgs always open to being a spider?
What the fuck do these boots do? What does this do?
They let you like so when you slide they give you like a boost slide animation
But normally they run out of charge eventually so a lot of pros don't carry them
But this is the mythic version so they don't run out of charge
So you can like do cool stuff like that
But a lot of pros find them awkward to use because they can't slide around but Higgs is very weird with like the weird stuff
Like Higgs the kind of pro who'll get really good with the items no one else is using
There's two zelos, was that the...
He's stacked two, he's 5-4-4-chat, he's stacked two chug jugs as well.
This could be the win, this could be a solo win here from Higgs.
Ozzy, who do you think had a better prime? Ninja or T-Fu, bro?
Oh, that's always a tough one.
competitively is Teepoo, but like kind of like effect on the game also I think
early ninja, like the win range he would go on and then Teepoo
competitively though for sure like without a doubt Teepoo. Teepoo won a skirmish
that's like the way big accomplishment and he made he made World Cup solo streaming
so you know how fucking ridiculous that is yeah he did that on stream which
was crazy unfortunately didn't do the best at World Cup he definitely did
way better in the World Cup solos.
Dude, I'm okay, thanks!
Yeah, I think I beat George Tiefu in that debate, bro.
Yeah, I think, competitively, Tiefu,
like, it was just, like, pubs and kind of, like,
they could just win every game doing the most
crazy style of shit. They were both nuts,
but, like, Ninja was crazy for that,
like, it was, what, season 2 chat?
Season 2 and 3, especially?
Ninja was just playing with his foot, man.
Every fight was just kind of getting, like, that montage clip.
Tiefu was nasty, though. His aim was unreal.
T-Brute has kinda struggled more and more once the outwits of Florida and Peen became more of an issue
Once Pro started wall taking in playing from Florida was a nice
One solo top seven
It's crazy cuz like all these hits are probably bots back down and out of this crack
Yeah, well, I mean a lot of the people like even pros now who like idolized clicks the start of his career
I now like absolutely insane. I mean Pete said that multiple times Pete used to like idolize clicks at mongolin shit
Yeah
He's a clip. Come on. Hit a clip
We just wipe his face with a mouse in his hand guys locked
Hey, he's built a passion
So Higgs' name used to be Batman Booga.
So when you're talking about people being like fans, so Higgs now, one of the greatest players
in the world, used to be called Batman Booga, because he was a fan of Booga during the World
Cup when he was like 11.
No, that was so...
Don't think I joke a jamper?
Yeah, but joke a jamper was shit.
Good luck.
Oh!
You shot?
He's good with the boots, man.
I swear there's a world where some of the pros start counting boosts. I think in solos they might maybe
Okay, I'll say got a slot
Do you want to watch the bolts montage real quick? Easy just couple balls? Yeah, okay?
All right, let's do but chance bolts have like the best like I'm trying to what this way
Don't miss the bright side to the most recent watch some shark highlights, too. I never got to watch here. Oh, yeah
We're gonna watch out. Yeah, I got you. Let's see here shark
All right, let's do what you both number to shark. I'm trying to give like just balls
I want like a freeboot clip from balls
Do you care about my music for YouTube?
Ah, it's fine.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Yeah, no, he is unbelievably quick.
His playstyle is super flashing.
Okay.
Dude.
And none of these just, these aren't sped up by the way. These are in real time.
He does the sweetest clips up.
Oh my god.
Such a good song, too.
Ooh, some syncopes too, okay.
Hey, both of you with a hunting raffle.
And he's really good with a hunting raffle.
I didn't know I was in both carries that much
And like the boss
Yeah, both streams a lot of him just playing ranked and like
Reload for these clips, but like if you want the ball stream
Like you'll get a clip some of this good every like probably 15-20 minutes
He's not just like from the archive, but he hits a regular is ridiculous
That's all he plays for. He just loads up to try to hit clips like this constantly.
Oh, this is in a tournament. Why is there like a fireball?
Look now, they're getting too good in a tournament right now.
Or it's a long arse-tage too.
Okay, okay, brah.
Okay, I've never actually, okay, I had not watched this one time before, I did not know
you had that little segment in there.
Okay, can you show me?
I was gonna say watch out watch out for the next okay, so
That's sharp crazy. Yeah sharks nuts. Yeah, shock is crazy. I'm trying once his last ones
This is most recent one five months. He's literally a little kid
No, he is yeah
So the theme that shot is also crazy as we'd normally plays on like 20 to 30 pink from home
It's like most of this will be on like 25 30 pink
Oh, this is a shoulder thorn.
I don't even know.
Wow!
Excuse me, I'm also really good.
Yeah, I'm also starting to like, pull my clips.
So this kid basically went from like,
well, did Ernie, I think he had like 3K earned
and then within like six months now has like 160.
Like he has probably won the biggest world 16
in Fortnite in a very long time.
Went from having made like two grants
to being one of the favorites to winning grants
out of nowhere.
Oh, he's landing up like through 40 now.
Yeah, so there's a format jinxing
where all you have to do to make it to grand finals
is win one of three games
him and his teammates came second three times so they didn't make it and that was
like a lot of people thought he would like just quick because he was so depressed
then
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That which one's going to be montage is that Japanese?
That which one's going to be montage is maybe shorter ones?
I look at montage, it doesn't come up.
He doesn't use the word montage.
Not running.
Okay, the not running one?
That's that's what much okay. That's a good one. That's going to get a guy this is a year ago
I'll sort of find a new one, but I guess you're going still that's not that bad
Oh geez, bro, it's so fast
He's also such a sweet kid as well, he's so lovely.
That was a no scope!
A lot of these are crazy because they're not just fancy, they're actually good angles too.
Like a lot of these aren't just fancy for the sake of fancy, he's taking good peeks.
These are good, cause these aren't just fancy.
A lot of these are tournaments against good players.
He's fast
He unfortunately hasn't done that well internationally, but he dominates Asia like they absolutely dominate every Asia FNCS
That's basically it.
For real is he conveno attack?
He conveno at the last globals was the problem too though, that didn't go well.
Oh my god.
What is your 4 kills?
Your 4 kills?
Dude, what is Trio's?
Look at his eye ground.
Yo, I do not miss that for Trio's.
Dude, this is the best form of war.
I mean, it depends.
People like the storylines.
Trio's had some crazy drama storylines,
but like just pure gameplay, I prefer Trio's.
actually moving like me yeah Fred yeah I was gonna show Jinx here Fred Montage
but thought it'd be like too good and then you know make it run some shit
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Let's give it to Vox Vox for the rest of the time, though.
You guys spam a name, the video starts, and then you spam another name.
Like, if we just listened to you guys, you would never watch a single clip.
Pretty much, yeah, pretty much.
You guys spam a name, we watch it, and then you spam a name.
How are we going to watch a video?
Yeah, welcome to my life. This is how it goes.
People are going to put you on, and they're awesome good ones out there.
They're awesome great ones, and they're some really good players.
Like those aren't even like the creative or any kids
I'm gonna watch your shit buddy when you're shouting at Zen
Like that's like a full creative kid who's just insane in creative
He's starting to compete more but
Zen's a bit more like you know like freestyling a broccoli compared to like actually playing
I'm not sure why they're getting 40 or that
No, he's good. He's good. He's got 160 jobs. He's gonna be great, kid. Now. He's fine. It's fine. If they don't take high ground
They'll be fine. It is come go higher
The only poor Mike in foresee for this do is must is a bit of a till top
I'm gonna go for a night. I think
Run close to the wall. Run into the wall.
Run on paper. Actually, find off.
If they have a good game here, yes.
They've been on high stack twice and got shot so many times.
It's really not, but I think some pros are really just not good at playing with someone who's not a pro.
Some pros are really just not good at playing with someone who's not a pro.
Like that's twice how they got chopped because Muzz was kind of expecting Rons to be able to watch it.
They'll get each other and Rons didn't comment, but like he should expect Rons to not comment, you know?
Okay, I'm 5-2-1, yeah.
They're gonna not play high, just don't play high.
If they just play mid and low, they'd be like 150 points by now.
Hey, this is the end.
Alright, we need to just get a kill together, yep.
Yeah.
Here we go, this is the refresh, this is it, this is the refresh.
I need you to hit a real snake, bro, no troll.
Stop all this like little sissy hundreds, bro.
That'll fucking snipe.
He does, he does.
If Ron doesn't call with Venom and Mars, it's gonna be a rough look.
Whether it is his phone or not, everyone's gonna say it is.
They're shooting behind us.
They're gonna get this fucking 40 people in boxes next to each other.
It's insane to think about it.
I love combat games.
They're not being the feeling of being in a combat game.
That's why I think you will enjoy the pro game too.
the program being in a game is so exciting and it's so fun 40 people all
like their own individual yeah yelling at each other that's why I'll never
actually like they're not even that's what was being so boring you just want
to get to the end game you can keep in ranks but tournaments you gotta play for
the stack day games nothing's more exciting gaming than for nice
acting as you're playing it
okay they need their refresh that zero man or they're both full health
Full shield though. They need a refresh here
Yeah, they should start going
Approaching me, yeah.
Get up one, get up one, get up one.
Take it out like a prog elite.
I might fucking make a trip after this game.
Oh shit.
I'm just gonna say it, okay?
It's not bad.
I've got this brick, I have a full.
Look right there, I have a full.
I'm about to ramble!
Dude, good awareness, good coms.
I don't understand English, but...
Am I watching my books?
I am excited!
Motherfucker, stop moving!
Okay, is that healthy?
He wasn't that stacked on a D.
Oh, no, he did.
I don't speak English, but...
I am excited!
Hold on, hold on.
I'm glad you understood how to do it,
because I got no fucking grill on my own saying half the time.
Jensen! Jason! That's the other guy's quote!
He's walking back up there. This is good. This is good. They need to stop playing high. This is fantastic.
I'm just looking good. If this guy has hard mass, they need hard mass for the win. They
can't jump for it, too risky. So both the refresh they got will kind of win refreshes
and then that one they couldn't go to. One more refresh and yes.
get ready to split us
50?
get top dead
run run run
you got me
you got me
I guess don't I guess don't
that's good huge zone pool here
team right here
look look look
yeah
I'm gonna kill you
I gotta relax
I'm gonna shot people again
we're gonna shot them
we need one kill on the back
we're gonna drop
one kill one kill one kill
They got beam from high. That's a bit rough.
I see a solo behind.
Good split. Good split.
Give another one. Give another one.
Travis.
I can play make it though. Backside hit.
They can play make it though. Backside hit.
They can go for refresh.
I think they play make it here.
Then fight.
I only have one though.
Look at the back. Look at the back.
Come on.
In some. In some.
Oh
That's the game when you refresh
We would
This great shop I run but call it call it run say what you're doing
Okay
One died.
They were there, they were there.
They were there, they were there.
So five plays.
Oh, shit.
So it's a duo and high, the solo.
Two, two, one.
I'm here.
Rod's still on the top, I'm high.
They're throwing shockwaves down.
It's the one thing, Rod.
We're going for the top, I'm high.
It's two, two, two, two, two.
I think high ground shambles, they don't praise that.
High ground monster shambles, they don't sprain.
They win this, they win, they win, they win.
They have shambles.
They have the mats.
40 slides.
Oh my god, there you go.
Yes!
Let's go, Rod!
Nice.
That's the stable run although I know man.
Mid air hunting is not dead, that was clean, that was good, that was good.
Look at him, he loves it bro, he won't lose for this shit.
He hates this game but he loves it you can tell.
Stages, don't play high, if they just don't play high, that'll be fine.
Why is Lacey and Ron going to keep being at the same queue time?
Dude, I'm about to go check on that.
Pizza!
I
Must not have nothing when you take back speaking it's only 20 or this is this is gonna be Jinx's competition of pro amp chat
We take a higher let's do a jinx is up against take a brick metal and then it can I get
get right in that top top right here but there's no one above us nothing
come on TG wait why the game so dead coming up this is Pete's counter this is
Pete's counter double spread this guy with honey rifle oh max full zone wait
even TG takes off his icon skin when he competes bro this is why GC is an icon
skin bro GC's never taken that skin off him on the right all these sweats
bro switching up on their skins when they get one okay oh I have no clue
tg's going to the program chat I'm just saying he said nothing for the rest of
it oh we're both going to game yes place is lacy in what place is rod and
we need to French the numbers here I got you I got you okay so you need a
We have
No, no, it's fine. I know it's me. I said tg this is your company's a pro way
Refer to typical game up, but he actually hasn't got what he's going on. I'm assuming
okay, sorry
So we got Ron
First right now so well and truly inside top 100. That's good. That's good. That's what he first. That's big
Wait, then we're doing and then Lacey is
I'll just hold a shot
Lacey is currently in 35th
So, top 50
Both looking good
Not bad kid
Not bad kid
Lacey is like 140 more points to lock in the wall
Instead of T for Lacey
Oh, might as well update you
Why don't you snipe me through a wall
Oh, did he just win? Did we miss him? Oh, shit, he did!
I tried to get him. I tried to get him. I tried to get him. I tried to get him.
We're making so much money.
Oh, shit, good stuff. Lacy. Oh, no.
Yeah, Lacy's on the 17th. Oh, he's chilling.
No, Lacy's actually making finals. What?
Lacy is how to make the fucking finals. What timeline are we in, bro?
What timeline are we in?
Oh, my chance could have begged me to watch West finals now.
What if he wins, dude?
I mean...
I mean, winning Westpaw's gonna be crazy.
They're gonna be contested for sure.
I mean, maybe not.
I don't know.
I think they're gonna be cons.
You need to.
Oh, dude, when are you gonna get an icon skin,
Autogantic?
What the fuck?
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Why don't you have a fucking icon skin, buddy?
I don't know.
I'm on good terms with Epic now.
I don't really like,
I don't go to all the events and do all the stuff.
I think you kind of like don't need to do,
but you should do to get an icon skin.
You know what I mean?
You can find me a bunch of things and I just always say no because I'd rather just like spend any time like I stream like
80 hours a week and then spend any free time my family like I'm not fine LA for like a red carpet advantage
Yeah, so I think like maybe like you know if Mongols get used to it looks very likely and then
Yeah, if Mongol gets his tg now has here
You know
I
For not a day in her life Ozzy you are like me you are the face of like he's poor commentary in for tonight like
That I would have gave you a skin last year
Like you got as you don't play no damn for tonight. I
Appreciate I appreciate that
But you really think does that many kids like oh my god, I can't wait to Ozzy antique skin
You know what I mean? Like I get it at the same time though. Like I get it. It's business. Maybe I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. I
Also, I've never asked to be honest. I've never asked
I don't know what the process even is and you guys be like, oh fake league blah blah. I've genuinely never asked
I don't know. Maybe it's like I just you if you don't ask you never know kind of situation
Jinxie has ice con skin. It's called Brutus boggles. Let me guess it's some fat guy
Hey, you have the originality of a rock, bro
Don't go. Okay. Wait. What is Brutus? What is Brutus? I mean, he's pretty jacked though. Like he's kind of like
But I don't know what your deal is or if you have some bone to pick bro, but let's pick it
What the fuck are you typing bro? That's my icon skin some bald psycho. That's me, bro
He's fucking jacked. I take it that he could have picked worse
My whole regiment is push-pull-legs bro. So tonight it's packed.
Is it though? Is it?
Bro, me all? Yes.
No, yes. I'm in the gym tonight, bro.
Like, after this thing.
No, I'm not talking about the gym. I'm talking about the legs part.
We all do. We be doing push-pull, push-pull, push-pull, push-pull,
fucking, maybe Cardi over 10 minutes, push-pull, push-pull.
Come on.
Alright, you're right.
No one sticks to push-pull legs. They just fucking say they do.
Push-pull-legs.
They're all-legs.
Push-pull-legs.
Yes.
Exactly
I respect that I respect that you're gonna see bro like I'm gonna turn into a monster
Hell yeah, okay. Do you know what the actual like okay?
So there is a theme in the 49 scene when someone starts like working out and like trying to get healthy and shit
It's cuz they have an icon skin coming because it's happened multiple times now
So I'm just saying like I'm just I'm a little bit more suspicious now
of the time of this conversation.
What are you trying to say, bro?
Is that not a thing, Chad?
Tell GC, that is a thing.
Every time you see someone start working out
and getting jacked, looking good as shit,
and they're a big streamer,
it's because they're looking good for the skin.
It's having multiple times now.
You should see PK, bro.
PK's vlog was ridiculous.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bro, I'm working out for the self-help, bro.
Self-mediments, man.
Now, it's gotta turn into a monster, Chad.
and our four night skins are way cooler.
Yeah, you just better give me fucking just God.
Okay, fuck it.
Okay, don't relate that to me.
So I just worked out cause I wanted to.
Don't, don't now turn that on me.
Hey, but what about Ron though?
Ron's never worked out,
but I feel like Ron's gonna get icons, kid.
I don't think you have to work out to get one.
It's just if someone starts working out
it's like kind of, you know, it's indicator.
Ron's not looking good.
Yeah, I've been looking the whole shit, what?
Ron's not.
Jen, Lacey, you've both been looking good now
that I think about it.
Me, ho.
All right. Yo, bro. Come on, dude.
Rod doesn't work. I know. Here's the problem, bro.
Here's the fucking problem with Rod and Lazy.
Every month, these motherfuckers make some tweet.
If I don't have a six pack by July 1st,
I'm gonna give $5,000 to 10 people to read tweet.
They never get the six pack and they don't pay anyone.
It's gotten so bad.
It's where their recent tweets are getting flagged
by fucking AI.
That AI Twitter bot is like,
hey, this is misinformation, bro.
It's out of here.
But when people actually go and lose weight,
they don't tell a fucking soul about it.
They just sort of spawn in and they're like,
oh, that guy's ripped now.
Cause they just do it.
Yeah, that's fast.
Yeah, that's fast.
Can anybody tell me what place we're in?
Yo, this guy just casually baiting the placements.
I respected, what the fuck?
Dude, what is going on Windows today?
There we go.
He's in 17th right now.
He's popping off.
This is really good for Lazy. 17th, 1st, and 1st is actually crazy.
Come on, let's see if we can bring it home. The run needs 90 points.
Run needs 90 points? I think Lazy needs like 80 points.
But you gotta remember, Lazy kills it with more, so that's technically easier for Lazy than Run right now.
Dude, okay.
Let's high-five this for you.
dude you need like you you gotta get high-fives to move in that's the
fast the final form of high-five my life like he's coming to the house bro so he
can come do this shit for you in person hi guys do you want to move into the
house bro I am down there you go
chug chug see like ladies have to charge his own headphones he has drew
Coming in to charge his head first one while he plays like dude
I was leading towards like him wiping your ass for you
That's right. I've never had I buys white my ass
He could like control everything in your PC that blows my mind. I fucking love it that
Okay, you know what you know what time it is. I was you know what to do and that one is the worst your aim is
Please do not turn me into like a fucking
Information
in here bro
What is the point of this
I'm too old to find this shit so intended it just is like a
Fucking like primal pot in my brain. I'm a three-year-old
If we do if we have a HR right we have human resources and you report to the company
What was your workload for this week? It was turning me into a basketball
That was your work for the week
I don't think you want a child high-bives
23 months Gabriella shout out the ladies in the chat if you're a lady type me
He's drunk, like, is he getting more sober or more drunk now?
What do we think?
He is drunk.
When Rob's drunk, he just lapsed at everything and then does what they gotta be serious.
So Rob is kind of like, one to two more beers, he's fucked.
Yeah, he's kind of paced it well right now.
I think he's drunk enough to like, be occupying himself and not doing like too much, but
He's also like not so you can't look at this
I'm a bit worried that I don't do well on this game because the other way around
Wait, I'll have a question
Yes
in EWC is like
Peter bot like it's all sweat sweaty shit like it's all sweat. Yeah. Yeah, it's the top 20 teams
So it's only 20 teams only 40 players in reloads. So stop 20 teams on the region and there's only two spots left
The land so it's gonna be crazy and the brice balls like I think like it's almost 100 grand total
Come come back. It'll be good. It's when they're full full trying broadcast
Costas to sports to land like it'll be is up there with FNCS grants this one
Especially I don't need anything
Everyone is a drug looking at your face, JX
Hey Bubbles!
Let her really die!
The grim replay of this game
People are scaring me
Click down my face! Are you fucking serious Bubbles?
That might be the most hurtful thing I've ever read
Does he like wake up early?
Cause you saw a stream like recently, like relatively early in the morning, he gets sent to the
mall to do this shit.
He jumps out of the shower and rage baits, bro.
He's rage baiting before the sun comes out.
I'm not making this shit up.
I don't know, bro.
No, he'd have to.
Like the time you start a stream is very fucking early for his family.
If he's there, like, start of the stream, that's commitment.
Oh!
He said never mind.
He doesn't shower.
He's skipping the shower.
He wakes up and rage baits.
Boggles, look at yourself, bro.
Everyone's drunk looking at your face.
That's probably the most hurtful thing
I've ever read in my life, Boggles.
No, Troll, can I go pee or what?
We don't have time.
This is gonna sound like flame disease,
so I hope it isn't,
because I'm hoping there is a good answer to this one.
I watched the Rock League Tourney the other day.
I've heard there's a trend of you
currently in your own tournaments.
What is the furthest you've made it
into one of your tournaments?
I wanted to ask my chat,
couldn't give me a straight answer,
and I hope this is not range bet.
I'm sorry if it is.
I have one of the games you've like made it deep into it, right?
Okay.
Wow.
So I'm not trying to be weird.
I've watched two.
They were both quite unfortunate, but I'm like, you've done a few now, right?
Basically the only one I've ever came close to winning of my own tournaments was a 2v2
Rocket League tournament, and I literally basically borderline rigged it because I gave myself
bar and we still lost to Ludwig and Squeaks.
Oh, number one, one of my own tournaments.
The other tournament I've won this year was a chess tournament,
which was aura. I'm not going to lie.
Should I remember that time of three?
Well, so basically any solo, any time you get put with teammates,
they're selling your shit because the solo game, that's what you know.
Boom, boom, boom, I respect that.
I understand that.
So long tournament.
I'm unfucked.
Winnable, bro.
It's just my.
Okay.
Bro.
Hmm. That makes sense.
That makes sense.
Yeah, like I lost the league tournament in the first round or no the semis. I lost the marketing tournament in the first round
What happened? Okay, but you but you did beat Dante's I sold I sold the 5v1 with Dante's you guys won that right? So you are up
Yeah, we've what is he?
Yeah, my man's going he gone get more eating
Oh my god
I don't know what's happening.
I am the guy that said Jason RP!
Yo, fucking Rolf, come on!
What is happening?
He went to pee?
He's barking the seal.
He got me, uh, got me...
So, no, bro, obviously, look, man, here's what it is.
Ha ha ha ha.
This year, 2026.
Yup, I'd check.
I'm gonna be Diamond and Rocket League.
Okay.
Gold slash Platinum and League of Legends.
Platinum and League of Legends probably gold. 27-time champion in R6.
Okay. Unreal in Fortnite. Chanye other games?
Mmm, okay, okay? I heard Apex was not... I heard Apex was in your speed.
Yeah, no, no, it did. Every time I play Apex, I want to stuff a shotgun barrel in my throat, in-game.
Okay, I think I think you got put like did you go straight into playing with like we can fade and like they're the goats
But like your lobbies would have been fucking hard straight out the gate
So eight bags of the game. I played the most outside of for now, and I love that shit, but you just started on hard
You're right, you're right, you know
Yeah, you was straight in the deep end that was great, I heard that I was like two of my favorite people
I fucking love nice week. That was a bold choice
It's right here though. Oh, okay. 1000 yellow and chest. So this year, bro
I'm gonna buy any 226. I'm gonna be diamond rocket league a thousand yellow and chest
Platinum and League of Legends champion for the 30th time in our six. Um, I'm gonna be an Elden Lord DLC
I'm probably gonna be Dark Souls 3. Um, what else chat?
Okay, okay, I'm gonna beat every fucking game that's in front of my fucking face, bro
What Dark Souls 3 fucking Sekiro fucking Alan ring fucking out of ring fucking DLC fucking everything
I will say it's almost July
I mean I
Realized what I was unreal for that okay, I was solo on real for that solo on real of one a up. Oh
Shit
This is the hardest ranks ever made by the way, not because like it's difficult, it's just long.
Jack, if I platinum in League of Legends by December, what do you say? What do you say? No, no, what do you fucking say?
Oh, iron broad, iron unranked. What if I'm just fucking platinum? Then what? Then what?
Only what's the hardest out of all those what's chance of being what's the hardest out of everything the jinx he just names
Yeah, I think probably I'm gonna be honest yeah
Because bro Elvin ring DLC I could beat that in like four days
I will be honest and this is is a ball take your chance when they mad at me
I think it might be unreliable tonight only because of stream snipers though like I think that might actually be impossible
Oh, I think that might actually be possible
If you off stream like easily, like you do it, it's just enough time.
But off stream I don't know about that.
If you off stream, does Camp Dad get unreal about sitting in bushes?
Yes, not in this season, but also not the stream time as you have.
Yeah, he wouldn't, and he wouldn't even have to start switching regions in game modes.
Who wouldn't know?
It's a lot harder right now.
Like this is the hardest it's been.
Like most pros right now can't be fucking getting done real.
There's just too much time.
Ooh, I actually got a good question here.
I was one of the two the other night.
night. This guy's, uh, Kaser said at Jinxie, does Ozzy think there will ever be another
Fortnite World Cup? I wanted a two-part question. Why did they never do it again? And will there
ever be another one? I don't think so. And I think the main reason why is because like,
they're never going to want to put a hundred million dollars into one tournament. It's just
not sustainable and honestly not worth it in my opinion. Like only because they can get,
like they can split that a hundred million up across like, you know, a hundred, one million
dollar tournaments and get more return. And I think the reason why they didn't call like
Global champs World Cup is because people be disappointed, you know they call something World Cup and it wasn't people just be fucking pissed
I say they like World Cup 2 and it's like five million dollar prize pool and it's kind of only for pros and you know I mean I
Would love to do it because they put a hundred million dollars in that 2019 World Cup
Yeah, the qualifiers and rise for the finals tonight. Yeah, it was a lot of money
Then they went straight in the max that everyone wanted to die
Where the fuck did they get?
Very unfortunate timing.
They got 100 million from just like what, two years of having the game out? Two years?
Well I mean, check, how much money did they raise in that few days for Ukraine when they...
That's the only time it ever been public on how much the item shop makes when they donated and thirst like...
I think it was like three or four days of the season.
And it was like 100 something mil is how much they made in like three days for the item shop sales.
It was a lot. I mean it was 200, it was 200 mil.
It was one of like 200 million dollars how much they made in three days of item shop sales.
Well, you gotta say that they made a hundred to two hundred million dollars in three days. I'll look all right
Fortnite I'll look it up for tonight. What do you mother fuck?
What fuck yeah, they go 144 million there you go they do it 144 million dollars
Which has a 264 that this way out either way. It was a fucking lot of money. Yeah
Yeah, do they make a lot
Come on!
He's in the next mid-game!
Is Lacey winning too?
One take?
Oh!
Did we get the mission?
Lacey's doing it too!
Oh my god, they're both doing it!
They can-
Wait!
Lacey can be qualified if he wins this game!
Ron needs the ball though!
Come on, Ron!
Ron needs it, Ron!
Ron has hardly got play some points this game.
Okay, I'm literally 5-up-wise.
I'm on you, bro.
I'm 5-up-wise.
Yeah, they're following me.
We can't die yet, bro.
get up on get up on we got he's got four on a metal they're so stuck this this is it
yes yes yes they're way more stacked this game than they were you they should win this
spray across us run across us right here
what are you turning on
no one's there
i'm gonna chop it again and we just run ready
i lost the kid
whoooooo
keep going keep going keep going
huge
you can't lose this quick get out of there
get to go through
put it away okay roll is the way it's right now it's good
I mean it's shoulder the mid game when he's drunk, but his awareness is good right now
It really locked it in game dude Ron loves for my anger if you give this to him
When you play probably suck literally stick to them like glue just like run up their ass the whole time
Okay, we're gonna run through it. Just pull the star
We can drop low ground ready?
Pulls max the low ground. So you're gonna get some kills here. We'll just control our layer. Okay. Don't overextend just break people up of us
This is great
Good awareness
Refresh that's got your week early up you grab the map bring it on
To win
100% win rate just not on high
This is DB's angle here.
Someone's going to step in that hole and he could have waited a little bit longer, I think someone's actually going to push up behind him here.
Rhoads doing a bit of a sting up.
He's putting down good pressure. Oh, high ground looks shambles!
I think the team above them is the healthiest team and the team on high ground looks super shambles.
Spread, spread, spread, spread.
I'm going to refresh.
He pulls down again. Go down.
Triple refresh!
You go down it
203 points, they're so close to calling this is huge
Yeah, it's even high with shambles
Oh they're building a break maybe they're not they might know that's his
break wait yeah they're just on old they're on old bills to zone pull back
oh no oh no where are we going Ron we're not talking so many old bill
like any truck any truck ever like that's enough
Ron's making the biggest solo play right now he's only fucking some not gonna lie it's fine though go Ron!
okay WD coin though the D-coin play now Mars console and clutch it
come on man one of you one he probably just has fucking yellow looks like it
does sound it does sound the guy's playing heal off
yeah so quick though no monster drop it up please
they have full chug jug wait they win three chug jugs not wins the
heal off let's ask storm stickers he's gonna win the heal off he's gonna win
He's playing music, he's not the music yet.
Let me show you my...
This is perfect, this is perfect.
As long as he doesn't get stormed, he's gonna stay with you.
Wait for the sound.
We don't want to hear a big, mmmm, that's bad.
Please.
I got storm tick this morning.
No, he got warning, we can't hear it.
No, we got warning.
He's gonna die.
He's not gonna win, he's not gonna win.
He's going active.
It's back to me, dude.
No, it's active. Something's active, he loses.
Oh my damn it!
Still good though, still good, still good!
This guy's starting more?
Damn, Matt's heel off, bro.
Oh, he had like a whole chug still!
What the fuck?
Burger, get down!
Why the fuck did Ron do a fucking solo play?
He was...
He was way too fun to you then.
Nope.
Yeah, he went for solo play, but 207's good.
They're like 30, they're like 35 points from calling out.
Easy.
at least you go on a late meeting keep it three minutes that's not good is that
good whether we check
okay lacy it says it's updated because it says he's still in 17 for 605 that's
updated right fate wait Peter's playing this what wait what I is that fake Pete I
think that's fake Pete that is fake Pete real Pete is playing it but he's
He's playing it with, uh, he's playing with Ryze's.
There's a fake Peter Bot who's squalling.
There you go.
So Peter Bot, so Peter Bot is in court right now.
Peter Bot's 29th.
So Lacy is beating, Lacy's beating Peter Bot.
Yes.
But Peter Bot started late cause essential.
He's played 17 matches competitive.
Oh actually he's played two more matches than Lacy.
So Lacy right now has a better point average than Peter Bot in this tournament.
So Peter Bot's fan is top five in West Division one.
How much order does this fucking guy have?
have his fans are like dominating oh yeah no for sure there's um the team the
team was fighting mr. Savage in finals last week on Europe were called Falcon
Peterbot and Rapid who's another pro there's a lot of you know how they see
playing paying off like $40,000 what if they see did that in trios but
80,000 he like actually win the whole event then if you got on on west yes yes on west if it was like
Victory and him then a hundred percent yet. They'd be the favorites
That's also just trios like kind of has like room for the support role like there is it out
You kind of need one of the players on your team not to be like bad
But to play completely unselfishly and just be a bitch. Just be a bitch. Yeah, like give math
Nah, I think they could chat. I mean, what do you guys think Lacy's worth than he is?
Arc, VictorVee, and Lacy could win West.
If they get an Uncorn T1, like an Uncorn Good PY, they could. 100%.
What is this fight?
Very awkward one. Very awkward one.
Six health.
Six HP. Very awkward fight at the end.
I think he weighs most of it. Most of it. Actually, we might be able to watch PeterBot.
If you want to watch Pete. Let's see. Yeah, we can watch Pete.
Okay, he's the only game though. He's the point of point. He's playing rise
So like for Peter what's even the point of playing this like this for fun and money like if they win West finals
I think it's like three grand or something. Let me check. What's the problem? There's money on this
Well, once they make it to finals, so Pete and Ryzen gonna try make finals and then if they win finals
It's 1500 bucks each, but he could play the he could play the central finals then play the east finals
Well, yeah, he'll play central and west.
Yeah. So you can play all six games of central and then play the last four games of west and
central teams have literally one west and only four games before.
Got it.
Sitting in a chair, Sahoor, uh, boggles yet again, bro, throwing Sahoor into like any
sentence doesn't make it work.
Yep. I'm sitting in a chair boggles. What do you want me to do? Run around on
a treadmill while I stream?
Bro throwing so core into something doesn't work
So it's voting both
So so must the guy that bronze playing with his one like 50 of those solid victory
So he'll play like a fly he's played like what how many chat do we think like 45 hour tournaments to make like five brands?
He's made the most amount of money from that toilet than any other wire
Yeah
One HP I'm popping a med kit. I don't know the burgers throwing was so wholesome
It's good. It's good. It's good. I think we got a
I'm not even getting good, I haven't left it.
Yeah, you're saying East Viles made a lot of people in my camp very sad.
Yeah.
Oh wait, I did as well, what the fuck.
East? People really want East to come back.
People are not happy with the way the region is set up right now in North America.
There's no East in line, what?
There's no East competitive, it's just Central and West.
It doesn't make a lot of sense, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
You understand me?
Just Central or East and West makes by far the most sense.
I'm about to go here, Gunther.
Why is every N.A. West kid just full fighting and storming?
No, I don't think that's that idea.
Every time we watch.
Alright, Pete's actually locked.
Alright, Pete's got the bias flopper. Nice.
Yeah, we need you. Actually, we need you, Jinxy.
We need you to bring East back, bro.
You play on East Coast, you might have the motion to do it.
Who's stream is Peter in, bro?
Oh, is that a random guy?
No, so this is my high vice.
His name's Merus. He's my mod.
So like people want to watch Peterbots so bad that for the last two years
I now pay someone to go into replays and get Peterbots POV so we can all watch it
Like he does that's my chat. He does all that shit for me as well, but this is like another thing that he does
Yeah, yeah, that is fucking all right, dude if he's streaming a solo cup like if he's streaming a tournament
He'll like an essential tournament with people I feel like a thousand and fifty nine of viewers just this there's no comms
It's just Peterbots replays
How many viewers does Peter gate if he does a tournament like 20,000 or something or if it's like an opens tournament like 10k
He's never really done a tournament like he's never he never really does finals finals would definitely be upwards like 15 20
But yeah, he'll just he'll get like 10k playing an opens tournament
We've never seen him stream a proper Tony like any like finals
No, and you go remember he also runs 22s and stuff too like he's just ripping 22 minutes of adds an hour to
So probably even more if you dial that down, but he just doesn't care.
Chakras?
Oh my god.
Nash, I moved on to PC's around 10k at the moment.
He can go upwards of like, I think 50k is the most I've seen Pete after a tournament recently,
but he'll also get like 8k literally just playing rank.
He'll get like 8 or 10k just playing rank doing nothing.
But he just doesn't stream enough for people to know these alive half the time.
These stream pro-amps?
Well pro-amps kind of weak, they're like streamed it from all of our PC's like
two-hour accounts we couldn't even like control it or anything yeah I don't know
how many views you got during pro and yeah yeah that's why I think when him
called employer it played the last dance div finals on stream that was like 20 to
30k maybe was even more my real estate I was gonna show you Peter 1v2 verse
clicks and heads and finals it was a very good fight that was a very very
Yeah, I can tell you that
What's it end game or just like early game?
Nope clicks and hangs push Peter bought solo install many 1v2 them. It was kind of crazy. Let's see
All right. Oh
Yeah, she is right here
This is the whole power to whole fight. All right, just a whole fight here. Yeah
So yes, they pushed him is going that's 70 lives early game was the div finals
And so the reason he's moving so fast. He has a slide coin. He has that medallion to make some slide really fast
So that's clicks
It was rough. Yeah, and that was Pete at no bill to the end like click-sitting he's a million century winning that that one was
Rough on yeah, but he was unbelievably good with that slide coin and that double shotgun like the double pumping
But yeah, they should have won that that was insane from Pete
Yeah
Like his name is crazy one 190 to the dome
TG who also okay, let's touch on so TG plays copper just kind of like casual me
No, they place you place the one every week and he plays with Quinn
So you know the other day you in relation told you rich homie Quinn and you said fucking who that's who TG plays with
He's an expert. He has not been a part for a while though. They just play for the vibes
But yeah, TG thought so TG got he made he came top 50 in a central 20 to make finals once
So Pete openly said coming to the program that TG was the best content creator
and like he said that dead to my face and I was like yeah fair like TG yeah TG was
definitely the best mechanic but he plays like competitive a fair bit that's
most his content now he doesn't really do casual content as much most of his
streams of comps.
Ow!
Yeah.
Who's Pete playing with?
I'm playing with Ryus.
Do you need a West player to Q West or can you just play?
No, anyone can, but your division doesn't carry over.
So if you're division one on Central,
you have to make your way through division three,
division two, and then division one on West as well.
Just do your dip one on one, Rich.
But then you have a dip one West player.
Well, no, no, no, you don't.
So like, Pete's made his way through dip three,
like you're going to.
So he went from dip three to dip two,
then dip two to dip one on West as well as Central.
So any region you want to play dip one on,
you have to get to dip one on that region.
It doesn't carry over.
But what if Peterbots dip one on Central
He never played West, but his friend is Div 1 on West.
He can't play with it. He can't play with it. He has to be Div 1.
But you can play down on Division. So he's Div 1 on West, but he could play with you and Div 3 if you wanted to.
You can't play Alfa Division, but you can play down on Division.
Got it.
But you have to both be the right to play.
Yes, yes.
And then, so Central and EU, the two biggest players actually have five Divisions.
You gotta go to Division 5, 4, 3, 2, and then 1.
So it takes a minute. It does actually take a while.
How do these players get paid?
Like does Epic like paypal them?
Uh, it's through hyperwallet and then you like you fill in your bank details and then
yeah they send it to your bank account.
You're gonna feel like you're taxed information stuff.
You usually get paid out within like three months of Torrent Chat normally, right?
But yeah, so peace playing with Ryze right now, so Ryze is, I feel bad saying this,
So Ryze is currently a pro, who could definitely make grants, he is not a tier 1 pro at the moment though, but in the past he has been, there was a grant he should have won with the Omzo 100%.
And then they had really weird internet issues where like they started lagging, they thought it was like a DDoS attack and stuff like that, so Ryze has been really good, still currently really good, but not like tier 1 good.
He's an older, methodical IGL player, would be the best.
Are they just like friends?
Yeah, no they're really good friends, yeah they're super close friends.
Yes, I'll be like one of peace closest friends
Super funny dude hilarious dude
But he also just doesn't show me content that much
Yeah, I think I live to get you right. Yeah, so Pete boy and rise all live together keep again that
roommate technically
Boy, so that's gonna be so awkward though, man
I never recommend pros live together. It's too many horror stories
And just like one of them completely sells a major tournament and then you just got to fucking go downstairs and just
Deal with living with them
People who make it work though people might actually the only doers made a work chat
I swear I can't even another other team that's moved in together and hasn't started playing shit here
Well, it's like a skill though, right? I think so. I think boys mad chill and I think they've just like I don't know
They love playing together. I still have no clue why they split after that was the weirdest thing ever when they got split in trios
They just found an entire armor of Matt's sick.
Yeah, Peter's full trying!
I'm gonna check around real quick.
Runs cool.
Awareness!
Oh no, Lacy's mad.
Lacy died off small and shit.
Lacy might have slowed down, I think he's still good, but he's slowing down a bit.
But does Peter just have like plot armor, and just randomly Matt's in front of him?
Dude, you don't understand, it feels like it sometimes, man.
The shit I've been watching over the years, it really does feel like it sometimes.
They're just random maps on him.
He's going to cut off here.
What are these zones?
This zone is bad.
These have been some terrible zones.
I'm going to have to play low ground.
At least they kind of scoot around it a bit.
But yeah, this was not the game to play low ground.
But I think it's because they have no shockings.
They kind of just played low ground.
Good double refresh here.
guys got hit hard though.
He's still in 20th, okay sweet, alright guys, hit solo clutch.
It's 2x that?
Yeah it's 2x down.
7 teams, 10 players, there's quite a lot of solos here.
There's only 3 doors left up.
Who clutched this?
He needs one refresh here though.
This guy, this solo there.
He has no there there though, he hears the shockwave.
He now knows the zone in this box.
That's why they crashed so much in the endgame to cut the visuals, so this guy below him didn't know he was behind him then.
Oh, okay, nice!
Double Chugged?
I was like, I'm not popping Chugs, he must have Stormsigners, otherwise that guy...
Oh my god, full Chugged!
Why is that guy playing like that with Storm and Seven Chugged? Okay.
That is also a blast. That dude has to have had Stormsigners, otherwise he would have played the Chugs in Storm.
Oh, Pete has Stormsigners too, otherwise he would have played the Chugs in Storm here.
Pete definitely has some almost Stormsigners.
Nice!
Okay, wait a second.
It's not easy see I wish the paint watch the peace over clutch on West
To do was so on low ground 17 builds
I got your new shield
He's in so much in song pieces right through nice other side vent. He did
Wait, he can actually win this
The two of the solar fighting is to be one of you one. It's to be one being the two be one any minute
Are they healthy though all their week wait he could win this
yes don't think we can't play heal off but you can win this one be to if you
plays the right it was all the shockwave effects oh that was a good shot by that
guy really good shot oh could pummel the way down second pump won't be to oh
shit he was a 1v2 16 Elon went on West damn well they get easy you're
your peace only clutch the fuck like actually what the fuck it's a good man you know what I'm
to it's his aim bro it's his aim is insane yeah his aim is very good it's why he has so much
experience in those scenarios bro it's like it's they're fighting IQ I'm always a standard by
pros ability to track where their opponent is like wall build fight like you see how fast
They're moving they'll verse someone else like those bolts montages
Like peed and bolt to be going at it moving that fast and both will be able to track where the other one's going like during doing all that
It's insane
That was so cool. Do I see that clutch live?
This is why I guess why is the PP of a you get some cool ass moments from it though as well
Yeah, please go the best clutch factor. We have to just land on someone. Yeah, bro
He's just so experienced
Bro because we've seen a lot of people like even in the last two three days
which is insane mechanics but it's like his aim is just one of one bro it does not mess yeah
yeah it's nuts so it's the it's like i mean there's not that much pressure in div1 west from
most of the pros but it's more how much he maintains that when there is like crazy pressure on
no shotgun yeah i'm not sure why ron's running the no shotgun i mean gold thing is fantastic he
just might not have found a striker they've only got one kill and if they got a good
Good pump, Muzz would have taken it.
Nice game, so stacked.
His game is unbelievably stacked.
65 on the first half is crazy.
Come on, Bombdale!
Bombdale!
So if Ron finishes this game on 240 or more points,
he's done it.
And he's still got 30 minutes left, so.
It's looking good, it's looking good.
He's gonna con Lacey in finals.
Oh, shit.
He might actually.
to be a dick he might. And Ryze would be willing to do it too. They would know where
Lacy plans on dropping, actually, to think about that. He just clutched that, that means
he's top 50, he actually probably will con Lacy. He said he would. Wait, Peter's gonna
con Lacy? Wait, Lacy wants to go heatwave Harbaugh? Okay, if Pete doesn't con Lacy,
he might key him from Strip. That heatwave though, because that's the P5 next door.
Well, he said he would he said he would like you was talking shit on it and then he kind of like it sounded
There's serious, so it didn't sound like he was trolling, but I don't know he might he honestly might he was
Yeah, you'll get the first two games we'll see I mean, maybe we don't know yet
I'll have to see the job now. Let's see the job map at the end.
He said he would but he likes being a gremlin then when it comes down to it like stuff like that like he probably wouldn't
I think he likes lazy
But he might do it just to be a dick cuz he finds the fun
If it wasn't if it was playing with poyo, I think way less likely because poyo is like boy was a fucking villain when it comes to other
Poes he doesn't usually fuck around with the content
That's my do it
He really likes Arc or Pete does really like Arc. You're right. I forgot about that. He really likes Arc
This is it is the chance for Ron to Qo. We're finally seeing Ron make Division 2 chat
You guys have you guys have watched what two of these I've watched like fucking six of these
I've watched Ron try and get this like five or six times
Yeah, well he played like what two or three with lays right chat. This is like attempt number six, isn't it or five?
He's done it a few times now
It's definitely it's like the fifth or sixth attempt anything one off stream he played one week off stream too, so
And I literally watch that in replay
Like sport night man, but he plays
I think it's like what a lot of people end up with with league as well where they like they love the idea of it
They're addicted to like the idea of actually having a good game
Right that one good game they get it's like fuck. It's so good bro Ozzy
When Ron was at my house before we went live with Minecraft
He was watching like a fortnight compliment like he was watching facts in yeah
Yeah, he likes it. He likes it, bro. He's in he's income. He misses it
He just hates the fact you can't stream this game day today like you can't just get on and play once you get a certain amount of
viewership, it's just not possible
Yeah, no it is and then like and then if you don't do that in your two shape of the
Toneys that you want to play and then you're frustrating cuz you're doing shit you wanted to I definitely get it
They spamming I don't know what this is
Speed even though they're spamming a specific like speedy mode
I'm making speed
Carried by unknown by the way
Come on, run. 1,300 above, 26 alive. This is so scab.
I think he's got no perks for them.
Round's doing it!
Oh no.
Oh no.
I need a chug.
That's okay, that's it.
I have 70, okay?
Oh, only 70 in the chug.
Oh, we're burning through the meds, Roma.
Burning through the meds! Come on!
Bad awareness!
Yeah, he has too much space, they can't.
I'm just looking back for it, they're looking actually dead.
Are we at refresh?
What?
You said you're sacked or not?
Listen, I'm on a low mode, it's so dumb.
I'm on a low mode, it's so dumb.
It's fine, it's fine.
We have time, man.
Dude, I just love some Trish Tanners.
Are you in cool house right now?
So the fuck is it gonna stop in the middle of this 50 man 4-9 endgame?
Yeah, bro, yeah, I'm in the top.
I fucking love it, dude.
Trish Tanners are my favorite.
Come on, 40 lives, they pull zone.
That's huge, they pull zone and it goes off the mound.
Stay on his athron, stay on his fucking athron!
Oh that's the meds, rebush?
Only green palm though, okay I don't think they got crazy meds off that but it's okay.
Wait 7 shotways too.
Still so stacked.
He kills the ward, Nugget's 38 alive!
So he's probably only just uh, he hasn't got placement yet, he's just started to get placement now.
So if they die now, there's like a 5 point game, that's it.
Wait, so run, run.
He's fine. He's fine. I was down with him.
Shockwave, before zone pulls, I like this.
I feel so cozy when monsters next to them.
I don't feel cozy when they're away.
Ooh, yeah, no, that is true.
This is a good rooster.
They've got double-stalled shockwaves. They're okay.
They went up the mountain. They got up first. This is huge.
The Laura's gonna die on the mountain now. They're gonna die on the mountain.
25 more points, Chad. Lock it!
You see that jump? Ooh!
Come on, 240 for the qual. 240 for the qual.
120 chug
Run run run run
Wait why did he drop it?
He's over the muzzle, he's over the muzzle
But he needs it
Okay he's actually fully locked in
He needs man that he's dropping it for his muzzle
So he can clutch on him, this is huge
Go right if you can
All the way right side low ground
No time
Oh, oh goody gave the chug chug up
He might need it back there
Oh he's buffed
Oh ho ho
Doesn't matter though
What me dude?
Nice
Nice
Okay, month data backing up
That's huge
He's getting that refresh the side of the muzzle
That pump was huge! That pump was weak!
That was fucking huge! That was fucking huge!
Come on, Ron!
2-21!
He's climbing!
That's fucking huge!
We're gonna do it!
Great follow!
Right on his ass!
We have high!
That's probably the way that part went in.
Do not go high! Do not go high!
We've won both our games, not on high!
They're gonna get shot down!
Oh, they're against right from below.
He's not panicking though. He's not panicking too hard. This is good.
He's pulling down. He's so important. Up there, he's chilling.
Way down. Way a challenging hike.
233, he's so close to the wall.
the wall okay oh no he didn't look up okay no this this late is good this is
good they're gonna play it they're gonna play low okay now pick it up the
matter is there so low this is huge they went over a fucking Mount Everest
they're chilly come on yep I'm sick place I'm probably dead run no I'm so
close to the box just killed right he just died to Casper he just died to
Goofy, Goofy, Goofy.
What did he die for?
I think he got shockwaved up and hit him
and then fell down the mountain.
He just got fucked up.
That was crazy.
That was insane.
But he called!
Run's made it to Diff 2.
Let's go.
He might actually.
150 wood.
If he had a bit more shield, I'd be comfortable.
Is it 1v2 or is it 1v1v1?
OK, it's three solos.
He wins.
He wins.
No, Muzz wins it.
They're all solos.
Pro player versus two times.
Here we go.
No, 1v1, 1v1, 1v1.
Pro player versus a West kid.
Kill him, Buzz.
Headshot.
Oh, he shot too early.
Two 40 mats.
Is this all or more ball?
Nice.
Nice, Buzz.
Let's go!
Let's go.
He did it!
Easy call, baby.
Easy call.
I think he called.
No, he's definitely called.
No, easy call.
I think I don't want to be that guy.
Can we get first now?
I don't know, I switched the goal post here but I mean we're feeling good right?
Are they first?
First?
Wait, he just finished on 270 site, didn't he?
What are they on?
I swear once it updates they're first or they're second I think.
I think they're gonna be like tired, I think 272, are they first?
Oh my god, wait, it needs updates.
I think, I can't see, space comes in the way.
How many points do you have?
I think it's 272.
It has to, it takes a bit to updates, he has no delay but once it updates it'll be...
It's fucking update for that. I finally play a good fucking division. Oh my god. I told you man muscles the way I told him
He's a little bit up there. Watch this. You ready?
Second
Not bad kid second place fucking bad kid
Not bad.
How many games is going on left?
Like one or two?
Like one game?
No, no, no.
He's got five games to go, but there's only 25 minutes.
He's got so many games left.
Yeah, yeah, cause they made it, even the games they died were like 10s and 11s.
They made it really late.
Bro, off he goes second by one point.
Dare I say?
Dare I say?
They win the last game again first?
They could.
Oh, Lacey's hiding.
That's not good.
hiding with a two minute delay on his is wow and I hear water which means he's
probably spectating arc as he's red you're not wrong his arms are not
moving at all his arms are moving in here but stop stop stop stop wait no
he's not sorry no he's not he's not he's not right right
that zoom in enhance look at the eyes where is he where is he
I go back to that oh oh Lacey is swimming arcus dad go right go right
oh oh god wait he needs to make top 50 or top 100 that's important
up 50 top 50 check me to work really quick we can we can he is currently in
Oh
Alright, he's currently works dead
Yeah, I don't know how that happened ladies. He's in 34th right now. He's got 35 points from qualifying
He's got 25 wins if they die here
They start to have like a 35 point game like they're still in a good spot. But yeah, that's the case is slowing down
It's gonna be close
Get this man a cheeseburger a sap somebody type how does that even like relate to anything that's happening bruh
bruh
Where is bro? Where is he? Yeah, he's in Atlanta's my man
Atlantis
Where's he at? He's dead side ways to read before sure
It was even high and screaming anymore like I mean no one consumes I mean let's say like a top 100 team right now on this division
So they might get a few but Ron has basically realistically how long does a cop for my game take when everyone's sway
So, it's so what's closed out zone right now?
Is it up to 20 it's gone down to 24 right now 22 22?
It's even like 22 minutes don't close that zone. It used to be 28
They made it shorter remember about the time when 22 minutes
So yes, we can play this whole game out and another game would be ideal station in an IRL stream at 2 30 a.m
I'm on a Thursday night like I'm just happy for the one time in my life
And then you just figured out a way just to drag me the fuck down, bro
Now that's a true story so muz muz is like an og run fan
So muz talked about how he opened up on stream one day like when he was like on the low like when run had like a few
Unabuers like muz was there for the for the run fall off before they come back
They got down and they got guns in
type the frog
no it's fine
Ron and Lacey both left the solo clutch
this is big, this is their moment
Ron and Lacey both solo clutching
is it up top again?
how much water is he in?
oh my god it's still going
no this is storm now
that's storm, he's on the water but that's storm
he's just in storm, he's just in storm
on the boat, on the boat
you could try to camp him
Somebody said I'm not gonna read that
That's two people. Oh, it's that kid and then ones on the boat. They're gonna go up here. That's the other part of what they're looting
Oh, oh my gosh, don't you like play do it run don't jump it
Oh
Okay, we can
And then maybe get some placement points out of it, people will probably do the same thing.
That call for some mics is the first result in this chat.
Oh no.
Well, yeah that's not too bad.
They've got plenty of games to go, oh shit, he's 2G.
They're talking.
I can hear them.
Yeah, I'm so happy Mazdae well man.
So Venom is the issue chat.
you jet okay yeah we're just running around for no yeah they were just running
around yeah greatest part is my son wasn't wrong should be doing even better
the two elevens we got chopped on high should have been at least top three's
at a minimum
like it is like this you think you know yeah you know it's like it's like it's
Lacey so it's got it like he's the end he let's he get like if we get like
320 he's called and then we have to go 323 will call it including his points
yesterday who's mother teammate on NAC I got caught visuals they just forms
a do it this season the issue is they're contesting re at cluster and
re has a land spot and buzz doesn't and it is getting very wicked I'm not
in life. My two sons are fighting and I don't like it. Wish almost any other teams were
contesting each other.
I'm not gonna lie, seeing them drinking is doing something in my mouth. I'm done.
Are you doing like a 2v2 bros vs bros tomorrow? Maybe like some like, you know, some incentives
in there or certainly punishments maybe?
I don't know man. I always drink when I'm around the big bar
He's loving home when you get warning
Joe's a funny ass dude
Joe is I love I fucking love Joe dude. Joe's I will randomly like me and Joe will just randomly text each other about
Random bullshit for like two hours like dude. I mean that's Joe. That's just straight. It's just
Joe is a yapper, but I love him. He is he is a yapper dude
Uh chat on my plane ride back from England. It was like a nine-hour fucking flight
I was texting Joe for like literally three hours. I'm not even kidding
All of our flies don't have Wi-Fi
No satellite session around Australia like in the Pacific
And if they do have any it's like you just doesn't work you fuckers like people like yo
I'm watching you in a plane right now, and I'm like how the fuck is anyone's Wi-Fi good enough to watch a stream
I can't send a text message. Yeah. Oh
Yeah, it's insane
Was that for the charity match? I love that's out the chair match. Yep. Yep. That's it
They're your first time going to Europe
Second time I played in another charity match. Oh shit. Oh, that's right. How do you find it?
Do you like it? You don't really get to see it much there, right? You kind of just go do the thing and leave, right?
It's like when I go to Europe
Gucci's top time. Yeah, I don't really talk about my first charity match performance too often, but
Yes
Yeah
No, like I like England. It's just like brother thing about England is most of the days
It's just gloomy and like rainy and depressing. I like floor
It's right now where it's hot as fuck. They're all dying. I'm like, oh wait, we're getting fought put in storm. This is bad
It isn't bad
Oh, this could be good as solo.
Kheezar's off, get him.
Fuck him up.
Oh no, he's doing it.
Hot med.
I got Morgan.
Wait, he got him up?
It's the same game, right?
Same game.
But yeah, so Laci's got Stormsignor's warning, so that means he takes another 100 damage in Storm now.
Stormsignor's who are actively, or basically, he escapes over.
So they can't take any more Storm now.
They're like, they have to play it.
But because, so, because Arc wasn't rebooted yet, Arc doesn't have the same Stormsignor,
because when Laci was taking Storm, Arc wasn't alive.
So this is okay.
Okay, it means Arb doesn't have Storm Signals so he can play Storm in Endgame which helps a lot.
The Lazy's kinda cooked here if they have to tank.
This is a good rotate though, that rip rotate was huge, that's big.
Make sure you pull out Glider.
I don't think this building seems unlooted.
Yeah, what's this building on me?
Yeah, you can loot that one if you want.
So Ozzy, is the Pro-M, it's 50 creators, 50 pros, and it's 2-0s?
No, it'll be what okay. I'm guessing it's reload. So it'll be 20 pros and 20 crates only 40 players in a reload lobby
It's a smaller map
Yeah, that's what the last reload was because otherwise like to be fair trying to find 50
Creators that are in fortnight, but not in for now like that's the thing with your like
Consiglating people play from home to yours you'll get more and like you know more people
But like for that is kind of hard to get 50 creators who are somewhat similar skill level as we're gonna be the problem
You're doing like a whole draft system, which is good for like lazy compared to
Shit, even the last for him right Ali a was way out of his death and he didn't realize it until he got there
So and that was with 20 crazy trying to get 50 and it's tough. But yeah, it's 20 on 20. I
Think you're like it you'll be able to watch it. You know, you'll be able to watch these
Oh no, we're gonna keep
Oh my god!
That's a disastrous game.
Are they not gonna fall?
I mean...
Jeez!
Yeah, they're just getting keyed.
Damn.
Your run just popped off?
Wait, I'm just gonna...
Your run popped off?
Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on here.
They're getting like...
So they only got...
They just played that whole game to get four sets of placement points.
That's it.
I think they got like eight points just then.
So, what place is Lacy now?
Let me just go and grab this.
Wait, I wanna see if we can...
Yeah, do I get in time or do I just need to clip it?
No!
Did I miss it?
Wait, I'm not gonna miss it.
You should pump the jellyfish
I've apparently got a double kill
Let's see it, come on run
Oh my god
That was so
He's got a key by charge
He's got a key by a T1 team
We've got a shot back
That's not good news Barry
That's indie flying
We don't need much
We got this
Company file
We have to fight them.
We're going to pop a big shot on them all, okay?
Okay, yeah.
We're calm.
I'm going to pull some top of them.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm making a stable run auto-play.
Stable run auto-play, here you go.
Take me.
Oh, shit!
I'm fucking walking to the wall.
Oh my god!
Fucking hell, bro.
Damn!
He's fucking like a warrior.
Jewish fucking down.
He's fucking down.
Wait, that was actually sick.
What the fuck?
The stable run auto-play was good.
Okay, yeah, here's the arms on Josh.
This is the team that just killed Lazy.
Yeah, one of the five.
They have 13 kills, so they're just keying everyone.
Unfortunately it was lazy
This is the problem with the divisional top format
It's like towards the end of the tournament people are either already guaranteed quote or have no chance of quality
There's only like you know 40 does that 30 or so teams that can still qual?
That need it, but don't have zero chance. So this everyone's running it down basically
How much time is left 15 minutes
Yeah 15 minutes to lobby is close.
Bro what a place you're in for.
I think it's 2 minutes away so 17.
It's gonna be really suck.
It's gonna suck if he goes from being 17 to not falling.
That's gonna be brutal.
They had a huge set.
What place is she now?
Ah let me check.
Like 40?
Let me check.
Oh he gets a bad game.
Yeah no if he gets a bad game it's starting to look rough.
So he is currently in 36.
This is 36 still.
The main thing is, so what happens right before Q's? So what's about to happen now?
People are going to go into a school, they're going to go into a key game, where they go into a game,
trying to throw up as many Elans as they can as quick as possible, to then get out and get a whole nother game.
So that can be good and bad. So ladies, you can go into the key game and actually play it out,
because the game's kind of died out, but it means you're going to have to deal with people playing way more aggressive and not die from them.
Or somebody got one game left?
Oh...
How many points does he need?
Ah, he needs about 35, I think.
No, he needs about 25. 25 points, what he needs.
If he's on his last game and he goes into the key game, that could be really risky.
Let me check, let me check on Corl. Let me see what Corl is, yes, yes, yes.
Jack, Corl keeps going up on each region on the second they dozen. I've noticed that trend today.
Has Corl be going up on day two? It has, right?
It has? Shit. We might need, like, here, like, 35, 40 points then.
He played 9 yesterday 10 today shit so it's his last game.
Oh wow yeah okay he actually needs to solo game here like 30-40 points maybe.
It's kind of hard to predict exactly but yeah Cole's been going up on day two which
is weird.
So he's playing well though, so he's playing good.
Is he solo?
Hey solo, yeah Josh went down.
Oh, about to go down too.
Oh, I can't get a single fucking kill, man.
Oh my God, it's max, max, max with no fucking shockwave, bro.
I love Zo.
Okay.
And Pete's called, right?
Let me check out Pete's hat.
Where's Pete at?
Pete is, that's the real one.
16, oh yeah, Pete's called.
Pete's 100% in finals.
Where's Lacey at?
Ah, so yeah, he's down in like 30, yeah, he's 38th.
So his finals looking pretty good.
Josh and Zo have got one more game,
like they've got, no they can play way more games.
Josh and Zo probably will make finals.
If Peter and Poirin finals,
Kanadar and Sphinx, that's another tier one central team.
Acorn and Kingling, Phoenix and Retro
is kind of the best team on West.
So yeah, Lace is in for a pretty good first finals.
He makes it, his finals gonna be pretty stacked.
So, um, how many points does Lacey need
I think it's about 30 to 40 you can never you can never predict that 100% but yeah
I think it's about 30 to 40
So that's pretty tough
Yeah, it's 60 it's 65 points for a win so they're gonna need one like that like a top eight at least with no kills
Top eight with no kills at least I think so on my way over to eat your ass
What?
Why the fuck are we...
I thought that was gonna be like one or something.
Dude, why is this game so sad?
It's not Queasy Jack, it's not real Queasy out of the game.
Real Queasy is not playing Div 3 West.
I think we just...
Was it Queasy 444 because that dude's the impersonator.
There's no way the real Queasy is playing Div 3 West.
Yeah, we have 10 minutes.
Yeah, we have 10 minutes with the Q-Fuzz.
Chad, just think about it. Just close your eyes real quick.
Imagine you're...
They're on me, they're on me.
They have 2s, they have double 2s, they're terrible. I'm chalking up on the hill.
Oh, they're talking to you, all these kids are scared.
Like, they're actually scared, let's ruin their fucking day, bro.
30?
It was crazy cold, but boy, yeah, that's the face watch, that's the face watch.
Oh, okay, okay, I'm coming back, I'm coming back.
Come on, man!
I'm getting the fucking pan right now.
I wanna see him win it, bro, I wanna see him win the whole time, that'd be sick.
There's only one point behind you, fellas.
That'd be cinema.
Leave it, like, 8.
Where's my D1, Wes? Okay.
Come, come, come.
I'm gonna do an office party. Ending office party. I've been live for 11 hours, man.
I'm gonna make a YouTube video still.
Yeah, me be bro. I've been live for 8 and a half hours. You have my back to the beat bro!
I was gonna talk about that the other day.
Guess how many hours you think I've streamed? Total.
You gonna talk about like, ever?
Ever. Yeah, ever. I've been streaming for 8 years.
75 on the back.
I think I've done 8 years.
It was 10,000.
I am at 18,000.
Oh my... God.
I'm slowing down with the second one to my my second my daughters my second daughters do in November
We slow down a bit at that point. No crazy, but a little bit. Yeah, I'm a date to this shit
That's what you told me the other day. You're talking about like doing variety and shit. You love it
I was like, I feel it. I definitely feel that
Yeah, I think I have more because I've even streaming for eight years. I've been streaming for
Seven let me see you though
I think I'll be yeah, I think 18. Yeah, 18,000
We'll be super comparable like oh yeah, yeah, but I've been doing it for a bit longer
I mean full time for seven of that too. I went full time after like a year
So all right chat we'll look right now. How many total hours have I streamed? I've actually never checked this
I'm not
I don't know I
Only checked because it was when they were doing the trophies and we're giving out like the trophies for like million hours
What's that's when I first checked because I was like that's what I was actually checking like all times that's
230
Shit that's still a fucking lot for a 30 down like that's I mean
It's crazy, but you when you were known as the part timer that is wild
Bro, so wait you started shooting in what year what year twice my first ever stream was 31st of October 2018
And then I went full time at the end of next year. So I'm
See my first stream
Chad you guys want to see that consistency the last two years look at this channel like this
There's not a single day missed here, bro
Dude that is crazy that is insane dude. Okay first stream I ever did was actually see
January 24 2019 was the first ever Jinxie stream. I didn't even make it an hour. I had five viewers
That's actually good. No it was
Wait, this isn't even accurate though because I don't know maybe this is accurate actually
Because I streamed on another account. Let's go
That's actually, because I heard that story,
because you were grinding out for a long time
before you found the success, which is cool.
So I feel like a lot of the main creators
kind of find success pretty quick.
So it's kind of a different vibe.
Chat right here, I took like all of October off.
I was in at Broadcast, I think 2019,
I was in like high school.
20, okay, 2019, I was junior year of high school.
2020, I graduated, but like still 2019
was like sort of senior year kind of.
2020 I graduated, okay?
That then like right around,
bro, right around like here was when I started just doing it.
Dude, 2020 I graduated, 2021.
Dude, chat 2021 was when I first had like actual breakthrough.
Like chat, you guys can see like 80 viewers, 70 viewers.
That was your break, it was 70, 80 and 20, 21.
So you stuck at it for a while.
You actually were like putting the,
like you put an hours in for years.
Dude, I was at 10 to 30 viewers for like fucking five months,
but bro, I loved it so much.
Like at that point,
that's when I was like, oh my God, it's finally like working.
Like people are actually like watching my stream.
And that's because you go people talking
and you go people to bounce off in chat.
So that's what you want.
You go to the fun and bounce.
The biggest thing about streaming is why it's hard
is cause like when you have literally no one to talk to
it's like so demoralizing, bro.
Once you get to like 10 people, it gets kind of fun.
And then duty at 2021, I had like a breakthrough
February at first time, I have an average of 1000 viewers.
but this is actually nostalgic child.
I remember all this.
She had like literally just siege it.
So you look at this, siege.
Okay, this was a little bit of Fortnite.
This is what I was talking about.
I should have a little bit of Fortnite in here.
See child, I was shooting Fortnite in 2019, 2019.
But that's just siege, siege, siege, siege, FIFA.
FIFA 23, siege, siege, siege, siege, siege,
just chatting, siege, just siege, literally just siege.
like just siege little bit of fortnight and then 2025 siege siege siege schedule one clash
2025 class and then geometry dash and then chat 2026 it's just like fucking siege rocket league
red dad rocket league geometry dash fifa c s you had every fortnight proton right geometry dash did
the impact you had that was when like richie p like all of them bro they all start to my
somebody on zone stuff. It was, I had to figure out what the
class terms were to know what the fuck they were saying half
the time when I sneaky golems and shit. And I was like, bro, I
don't know what's happening anymore.
Oh, you mean class route? Yeah. League of Legends chess, bro.
This is crazy chat. 2026 is definitely the year where I've
done the most games. Oh my god, it's like fucking 30 games
in there. Dude, it literally chat. I was doing siege every
day for like, to get 20, 20, 20, 19, child's doing siege
Every day for like four years, bro. Oh, yeah
Five years. Oh, you know George that's not as well. No George Dash my chat made me watch some fucking some random ass level
Yeah, man clash the George that shit was like I understood the concept. I understand how hard that shit got
I was like, what do you mean?
She's like like what's he trying to do it and someone sent me some crazy ass fucking run and I was like, yeah
I'm good on that. Yeah, my brain could not do that shit
And then no, I've never played a mobile game properly clash was like I've never played any mobile game
Clash looked fun though Richie was gonna try and do a stream so Richie the guy
I was playing playing with at some point if he can Richie was trying to tell me to
uh he was gonna try and do a stream with me when I was in NA teach me how to play
Clash cuz I was like what the fuck is this. He was obsessed with that shit yeah
he was obsessed when you were playing it you got so into it people like every
every time they'll be in a call they just thought fucking yell each other
about how the other ones better at Clash and you run this shitty it was
crazy. Clash was so good bro and then they fucking ruined the game dude.
Jack last class is actually so good for like a good year, then they ruin the game
What they what they do what they do to ruin?
How many times they did two things?
They did for no reason. No one asked them to deal. They added in level 16. No one asked them to do that
Which basically just means
You have to spend money if you don't spend money
You just get shit on by other level players and they added in a closed which no one asked me
Which is just if you buy it you get abilities on your car. Oh, it's just that pay to win
It is a one-time thing at the house
That's already paid away and more pay to win the only thing that you don't think they have to do is just keep doing evos and game modes and updates
That's it
Just new cards new cards are important evos. Yeah, just give a fresh. Yeah
Yeah, but heroes is just the same card, but it's an ability and they ruin the game
bro
And that was like and again like probably the same like you might have to say to you go
But it was basically like you got you pretty much pull the eyes on it and they're like fuck it
We can monetize the shit out of this right?
Yeah, the timing was suspicious to say the least, right?
It sort of just felt like they were just trying to like squeeze a sponge and then the funny thing is
They ended up making less money because they were greedy because they were so greedy they ended up making less money
And it's like bro, it's I literally predicted that happening to
They just got so greedy the end that I'm making less money, which is just funny.
I hope a lot of gaming companies actually learn from that.
What are you holding right now?
But yeah, now I think, like, I'm not even kidding.
Like, I don't know what we actually look about.
I'm pretty sure Clash is doing worse now than it was before.
I mean, not even at this matters.
Not this matters at all, but like let's just look
Let's just look bro
Past 24 hours, let's go past year
All right
yo guys
Take a fucking gander at this shit
Take a fucking gander at this bro
It's literally doing worse than it was a year ago
That is insane
Look at this and then look at this bro. Well, let me see their revenue. Hold up
So what was last month clash Royale? I mean somebody has a revenue chart on like reddit
Let's see
Someone's gonna have it edited this is four months ago
I want like a recent one. So where's the recent one at reddit? Yeah, that reddit is
Bro reddit is like a fucking cesspool dude, but yeah, this is four months ago y'all
I think it's even lower now. I'm not even kidding. I think it's even lower
Bro, remember when this was like 80 million that was insane
I don't know what y'all gonna do about the other slacking
78 million peak yeah I remember it was like around 80 million 78 million peak I think it's
like literally under 20 million now are you can't match yeah wait on our honor left W.
Michael Boland yeah that was mythical battle day was insane the Michael Boland day that
That was crazy, bro.
But yeah, like after watching this, bro,
and like I already kind of knew this,
but bro, dude, it makes me realize
the only reason why I ever stopped playing Fortnite
in like 2018 was just because I was ass.
And now it's like I'm even more ass.
You know, Chad, I'm always saying like,
oh, like I quit Fortnite because of like the movement
or the loophole or the map or MSOG,
but reality, bro, it's just, we're all just shit, bro.
We quit for that because we're asked man
We all do for me because once kids started building above your head. It was done
There's some men is that are being absolutely don't see with you at the end of the day as a staff
I don't have to like it's even hot this game is really my life
I don't have to practice a game to then be able to get on and play the game like you're gonna warm up
You're like practice mechanics to do it
It's a y'all saying we push more. Yeah, just some of y'all are still getting for that
But I'm just saying watch that
That quit for that probably 80 to 90 percent of people that quit for night we quit me as we were asked bro
No, that is true to the one thing that doesn't mean I like it's only some on this region
Oh, see bro is the fucking AI bro. I hate AI and battery out so much
I want to find out away
We're like a certain point in the game all the AI just die if there are a I so when I get the win
It's the least on a real player cannot stand winning on an AI. It's so boring
That shit pissed me off
Bro, do you remember when Fortnite started adding in like the henchmen and stuff like that?
Yeah, I mean they really have okay
There are henchmen boss on this map and they are in competitive you kill them you get a mythic weapon
So they're kind of around but they don't really do henchmen POS anymore
I don't have big POS as a whole bunch of them running around
But I mean do dropping those with the music and shit was so annoying. Yeah, most people in club
Yeah, no, yeah, they're annoying just can't hear anything you can't turn off the music
like it's just annoying.
Bro, what do you think of Zero build, bro?
I don't hate it.
I think in the right meta it's actually pretty skillful and fun to watch
and it's like cool to play because the high ping doesn't matter as much.
The problem is anytime they run Zero build 20s, oh shit, they're getting keyed.
Sorry, we'll do this in one second because if Lazy dies here, it literally doesn't qual.
Q's are stopped. If this team keys them and they die, they don't qual.
Okay, it's good. It brings so many changes to the game.
game. So it makes the cheating so much worse in Fortnite every time they do a
zero build tourney. It's just getting beamed. Well because like yeah the
cheaters like a lot of it so cheaters will try and play in build
tournaments and they're genuinely not good enough to make money because the
Fortnite pros are just that much better at beating them with builds because
they can like cut angles and get close to them but in zero builds if you
got aimbot like they just kill everyone so that they cheat in those tournaments
to make money. Good God bro. So all the zero build tourneys now at console
if you go to a zero build actually fun because you like playing on console
They run them all in console so the cheating is way harder right you can't like you could I mean so do some cheats on console
But no way near as many
Yeah, why whenever somebody says cheats cheating or cheater you guys just type Muda emotes of his fucking
Cheating a chameleon so that's like a more on our six, you know about that that was check. What was that too much? I?
Yeah, so I was actually watching that so like I actually I don't really watch a lot of e-sports
But funny enough no glaze I'll watch your 20s because creators I know and I'm like oh shit
This would be like at my pace to get into a ride
They're not doing crazy entries and setups and shit
It's just them playing the game so I was witnessing all that break down and it was very interesting
Yeah, I tuned in for the mood of PC check and everything and like yeah, I've my chat gave me the law
I usually try to stay out of drama that one. I kind of couldn't avoid
So I'm watching the Tony interesting dude interesting dude to say the least
What?
We made it out, bro.
Come on.
I'm gonna do a chat.
Oh my god.
You're mad.
Yeah, that's a 420.
What?
Maybe I'm as tired as everything's funny.
But, bro, the mecha-camelion reddit thread was dead ass and funniest thing I've ever
seen in my life.
So I've now heard, so apparently the guy that you brought in for Rainbow, so you
said, was that Fett?
That's the guy who's like, coach now watch party does the content similar to me
for Rainbow, right?
That's fat, okay. Fat is the one I knew who that was.
You do on Siege. Fat is the one.
Cool. Gotcha. Okay. See, I didn't know that at the time.
Now I know. Okay, cool, cool, cool.
Fat's got it, bro.
Yeah, that's crazy to like, yes.
Mood is a funny guy.
Have you played much Makin' Camille?
Do you play much?
I've played, I think I've played two or three times.
I like that game a lot. That game's really good.
It looks fun. Yeah.
It's very like a Manga's vibes.
Kind of feels like Pika Manga.
The only thing that's asked about it
is you actually have to get like groups of people for it.
Yeah, should be too. Are you out of, I mean, make a million tournament?
Yeah, how could you even do that, Chad? How would you go back and give me a million?
There'd be a way to do it for sure.
Okay, come on, bro, like, get a grip.
Okay, come on. This is it, Chad. This is it. This is it. This is it.
I mean, he has all gained, I swear he's gained like 10 points in an hour.
This is brutal. But this, this is the last chance.
Lobby's in our clothes, including his delay. If they die here, it's over.
They need to end on what, Chad? Like, three 40ish, we're thinking?
his calls jump and I'm just ready to end on like 3.0.
He's delay is probably a good sign.
Oh, God, I should look you stop and you.
Yeah, he's getting cute.
No, he's not.
I think so.
If they both die, yeah, they both die.
Yeah, such that 3.30 would be based on how many points
was yesterday.
But every other region today day two is going higher than day one
So I think it might actually be more like 340 to 350 to be fully safe
I mean shit wait oxbot here wait no
Froggy moat froggy moat
Come on
Very bad we're shambles. Yeah, I mean yeah, we're kind of shit unless our cast crazy hot mats
That's it. Yeah
I thought they said more hard mats if we pull here the game is so easy come on
is we want to pull chat you want to come out here out here somewhere to the
east not up the mountain oh fuck please okay yeah this is the last day we just
don't want to be like that come on instantly right we'll be able to know
instantly almost instantly yeah depends on how many points he gets if he goes
down now almost straight away he hasn't done it but if he gets like 20 ish points
you kind of go wait for him to come back up there but tell me a few minutes 48
chat when the last lot when the last lobby start let me see if you tell me
this will depend on when the last game starts okay there's only two lobbies
going he's in one of two lobbies I mean it's cool shouldn't go that high there
was almost no lobbies at the end of the tournament that's good
There was a six minute queue and then a six minutes without a queue so this is good
And there was eight minutes before that there's not that many lobbies at the end that's huge. That's huge for Lacey. I
Think 340 would definitely be enough then
Good rotate off okay huge rotate
We want anything but this don't go into the West chat. There's no needs to go anywhere to the east or south just not the west
I got three hundred metal. Oh my god nice 300 metal
That's actually crazy
Come on. Come on
No, we're up here somewhere on here somewhere down here anywhere in this direction, please
Come on
Fuck
Like genuinely, I'm not kidding could not be worse
Beyond the word
We're going up and over Mount Everest with no mobility and no material
They have to kill someone down here now, and that's why this kid's jumping on people too
They've all realized down here. They're dead unless they get a refresh all we kind of scoot around wait
He might be okay to get around for now anyway
But it still goes back up again even after this
This is good. This is good. This is good. That's not good. That's not good at all.
Oh no. Oh no. He's actually one HP. Get him off. Yes! Get him off!
I'll get the refresh. Huge, huge, huge.
Wait. Fire, fire, fire. Okay, he's maxed, maxed. And we got shockwaves.
That's so big. I just killed a llama. I don't know how this kid was so fast as a solo.
Huge Lacey tactically took all the bullets
Three 20 20 points 20 more points
They do it
August fully solid in right now as well. Actually, I'm trying to be nice. I'm telling you this is good
So it pulls back they finally get a zone pool huge
I think he's 16 now chat, isn't he?
He's really young.
The reason why he couldn't go to central to play with canada is because of school.
he still goes to in person school
you want my three meds to play?
yeah he sticks big
yeah get me get me get me
that's big
this zone pool was so good this this zone pool made up for the terrible one
earlier
heart's playing this great
325
yeah this is huge 15 more points it just shows you how important is to get
Let's pull back to this one earlier.
See that one goes max, that's the one that's gray.
I'm playing it, I'm playing lights.
Okay, so Arc is playing his white hill.
Ooh, it's so lazy.
So Lazy just plays solo now,
Arc is playing his Y's to secure the placement.
This is good, this is good,
this is Lazy's chance, come on.
I got sickness.
Why is Arc playing so early with sickness then?
That's kind of a mistake, I'm gonna be honest.
I think that's it I think that's it let's win the game just extra points come on secure it
Don't pull back, good.
Come on, come on.
Break, break, break.
Nice.
Oh, dog.
Excuse me, both 100 on low ground, 3-43.
That's it, that's it. Lacey's done it.
Run it in two and Lacey to div one finals, baby.
In the mid-kid!
Come on, all of you.
They did it.
They did it!
They did it!
Lace's done it!
Come on, we're gonna see the wave here.
The wind for the Vibes would be huge.
They got one shockwave, we're just sending on high.
Full sending on high.
Ready?
Get it, get it!
Big!
Bro, he's got two of them!
Three kills!
Here!
Okay, okay, get it!
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!
Good stuff!
Good comp play.
Arc as well.
Super aware of where Lace is at.
That's good.
Break, break, break!
Come on!
Got it!
Got it!
Got it!
I have 150 metal.
Here.
Got me, got me, got me.
Huge.
Oh, the Reef bomb too.
That's a huge Reef bomb.
140 brick.
Top five.
I think it's 2D1V2 again.
And the solo's fighting the hype.
2V2.
2V2 and they just smoke Reef.
Shot wave up, shot wave up.
Go Lacy!
Go, go, go, win it!
Go Lacy!
Go Lacy, do it please.
I want to see them have the club this year.
Ah, they're not going for it.
I'll go for it. Okay, they're securing the win. That's that's fine. That's fine. I wanted the big pop-off play
Oh, it's if you want that hundred percent. They wouldn't be able to make two more finals. Come on
100% that does it without a doubt
Wait, I'll check the full list after this but so far it looks like he's gonna be
There's a few tier one teams for sure
Yeah
I'll stick leaderboard, okay, what do we got here?
They fucking get it mate
They did it. They did it. They did I so what do you face it right now? He's in 26. He beat Peter but he beat Peter but
Lacey is out plays Peter but
Me people in 20 matches as well Pete actually ran it down at the end dude. Lacey is never oh my god
He's gonna have to tweet with Peter on the leaderboard beneath him, too
Okay, so who's good teams chat who we go we got fake. Okay, so good teams
We've got Phoenix and Retro the best West team South Coons here and good good as far as central teams
You guys will care about a corner Kinglings crazy Josh and zoe
canadrin Sphinx
But aren't a lot of these guys gonna play the central one first. Yeah, they're gonna play central first
Yeah, but they'll still get in there in the last four games
Which is still rough for arc and Lacey because then even worse they jump in and just start running it down
Because they don't care Virgo bolts made an epic well pump school. Okay, Lacey's got a hard set West finals
This is a good West finals. So is it the top 50 players in a server?
Yeah, is it a hundred of 50 teams not all 50 teams hundred players
Actually, where's run at once we done there, right? Oh, no one's still going. Oh shit. We're on still going to play
Again treated we're getting treated. Okay, let me see what first is run out to see whether Ron could win this
What does one need to win this?
one fish oh it's 3 30s they have to win this game they have to win this game
chat to win it there's no even points and we're watching West finals we'll
figure it out chat we are to get like in the chat West finals okay let me look
like here we are here we are let me let me let me take a look let me let me
take a look at my six Jack Norris you guys stand on my chat
Where's finals ends at 2pm? So you and me to watch 13 hours of finals end at 2pm and then have to wake back up at 11pm that same night to watch EWC finals the next day for another 12 hours.
I'm still getting help, the path is fucking amazing bro.
Yes.
Well, good thing I do everything Cat asked me.
He involves me and I got stuff for you bro.
What do you need?
What do you need?
Talk to me.
See how we go, Cat.
See how we go.
I want to make EWC finals the next day.
I would 100% commit to doing it.
But EWC finals the next day, especially if I'm watching with Tontes and Jigsie.
I'm going to need some energy bro.
I mean all nothing I'm gonna say nothing
Come on run close it out with the wind we need Rhonda in first if Ron wins he can be in first
Please
Do you really want to say you were sleeping when Lacey wins West? That's a good point. That's a very good point.
Witnessing history.
There's got a huge zone 4. So if Ron wins, he wins the tournament, but nothing short of a win will do it.
And if he wins, he might still not win. It's hard to know.
So he needs to win the ill-happiness.
Yes. Yes.
Nothing yet. The guy in the first is already...
It's time!
It's time!
It's time!
It's time!
It's time!
It's time!
It's time!
It's time!
It's time!
Oh, they got a crate zone for big memes!
They've already got eight kills too, nice!
Get the American.
Can I just have a shot to the box?
Oh my god, runny runny nooo!
That's why I didn't want to open the box.
No.
Runny nooo runny!
I'm not gonna lie, come through this, and it's good, you see that?
Nice!
That was the goat, hey, most crazy, most crazy!
Macy wants to join us, do you see what Macy's gonna call?
Wait, did you see, did you see, did you bring your head first?
I'm 49 when I come out of it.
Yeah.
Oh, do you want me to join Lacey in the goal?
Come next to me, Ron.
Let me jump in.
Yeah!
Lacey, you want to join?
I'm hunting after the wall.
Yeah, I.
Nice.
Come on, Ron.
There you go.
Come on.
Oh!
Oh, my God!
NA West, team one finalist, Lacey has joined the goal.
Yes!
You're talking to a pro!
Good shit, bro.
Good shit.
Lacey, if we could get a little bit of a post-game interview there.
A lot of folks at home were scared going into that last game that you guys weren't going to qualify, but you were able to edge it out.
What was the determining factor in the last five minutes there?
Listen, bro, I'm going to keep it honest.
I'm a content creator before I am a pro.
I might be a pro, but I'm a content creator first.
I didn't make it come down to the last game for the content, bruh.
I could have qualified an hour early if I wanted to.
I didn't want to.
Have you checked the leaderboard, Lysin?
There is a very particular individual that you may have outplayed.
I'm not sure if you're aware of this
Oh you're talking about Peterbot, yes you're talking about Peterbot
I'm talking about Peterbot, you know?
Yeah, we've been asked many times, Lacey or Peterbot
And do you believe this kind of concludes that discussion? Do you think this puts that...
I need it
Peterbot, what does it say? It says Peterbot is right below me, so yeah
I think this concludes, I'm not even sure
6160
I can't argue with that logic, he has outplaced him
They've gone up against each other, well there was one other tour, we didn't talk about that, that's fine
I'm a pretty drunk. What a good turner.
Ah, no, no. You're all on the one that you like.
This is like a lantern.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is your moment. It's fine. It's okay.
You're shit, man. Bro, well done, man.
That was fun. You really, you won and done.
You did three, won and done, did two, won and done,
did one finals, two and done, technically.
That's fucking impressive, man. That's good.
In every single division, my shots and I wasn't going to make it out.
How many, how many? Take 100.
Damn. Peter wants to go.
He said Hobbes where he's going to be in finals.
Where ever he about lands, I'm not landing.
He can land harbor, he can land wherever he wants.
I'm not landing.
Wait, isn't Hobbes your job?
No, wherever Pete wants to go, that's Pete's job.
That's not okay.
I think he'll go straight.
I think he'll go straight.
This is Ron's win right here. Ron wins this game, he wins the whole tournament. He wins
tier 3!
He died to Chad Bud.
How's he cursed? How's he cursed? How's he cursed?
Yeah, it's just like everyone and their mother is just like on us like for some reason.
Like it's like nobody wants to fight besides, oh yeah guys I stole it.
Go fuck yourself! How about that?
Yeah, there was no layering in that game. Everyone went out of camp Leia, so it was incredible.
Let's go.
So, LaceyQuals, RonQuals, IQuals, it's a good day, bro, for us.
Wait, Jigsie, you played?
Yes, I qualified, bro.
Wait, why don't you actually play one of these?
I would actually, you could play.
It was OCE, bro.
I played OCE this morning.
You picked OCE.
He tried to get gold rank on stream no delay with Ron and Lace.
I mean listen if you
I'll play Dim 3 on one condition.
What?
My teammate is Peter Vaughn.
He's my teammate and he's Peter Vaughn.
I'll play Dim 3.
Yeah, I'm not even joking.
You might be able to.
He's, if he plays just random OG 4 now with you on stream though delay.
I mean like I think you might do it.
You might have a chance.
Thanks bro.
I don't think we can add one of your wants to.
I think it's showing these celebrating Oh God, they are see do people tweet when
they qualify I think they do they occasionally do they might they claim
their drop spot yeah I think so most pros when they listen listen bro have a
little bit of fucking aura act like you've been here kid don't tweet a
call tweet a first place finish or don't we chip you understand I like that
don't we well that's like your that's beta male mindset bro tweet a fucking
win. Kid. None of them said.
But you're getting caught out, Jinxie.
I bet I had it run to the grid.
Let's see if you join us.
Wait, Austin, is there an error code of four night?
You fucker said I wouldn't do it.
You said I wouldn't fucking do it.
Who's going to do it?
No one said that.
Fuck you, Jinxie. Fuck you.
No one said you weren't going to do it, bro.
It's fucking Gibbs free West with a pro, bro.
Oh, glad discredit me fucking 2 and 21, bro. Fuck you now, Ron. I'm proud of you, man
Wait, so but I'm confused though because they sequel for give one
So what are you playing now? Because is it now? I gotta play dip to and that's a shot
But I don't understand. There's still time to get the one
Yeah, that's more of these. It's not another fucking tournament for three weeks besides yours, buddy
Yeah, there's a break now, but after that is plenty of tip cups. You guys all ticket did one in right?
I could finally take a break from this game. Oh my god
You've been gone hot every day
After being into the pit of the depths bro of fortnight like how do y'all feel you guys watch Robie else?
I feel great, bro. I'm the fucking I'm not washed at all. I'm not washed at all
I'm actually back today today bro pretty solid road made finals
Yeah, qualify for the finals and guess
fucking candy man bro to fucking candy man
you know i'm fucking right now my she's making just chatting get me up this
bullshit ass wait is it bad if i at peter bot in my tweet
yes he's gonna land on you and shit down i'm gonna advise you to not poke the
bear here but you do you it's more fun if you do so i should say no i think
it's fine he'll respect it i think it'll be like a fear factor he'll
respect any wardrobe on you because you tagged him
right chat it's like summoning Voldemort
Yeah, bro, we really don't.
I'm proud, but can't he not?
Can't he not even play the finals?
Can we get a round of the games of finals, which is even worse?
That's even worse than he's joining where he's got like less to lose
and more to gain by just talking you over.
Look, dude, I'm proud of y'all.
What I saw from you young kids today, man, is something that
I haven't seen for myself in a long time, that joy in your eyes
when y'all boys were qualified, proud of both y'all, man.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you, thank you.
Proud of you, bro.
Wait, Jason, do you like watching Fortnite end games?
Fortnite end games is like kind of cynical.
I'm not going to lie.
I like when you guys are all nervous and then you're
pro impulses and you guys get split up and then the fear
enters your eyes, bro.
I love this shit.
Yo, yo, we're working right now, bro.
I told you, I told you I'm working.
Bro, I told you I said we're working.
You know what I said, we're working.
I said, I'm working kick rocks.
So I said, yeah, do you mention your professional now?
If you know that now, no, you're officially a professional
phone, I play up. Everybody knows that.
Oh, my God, bro.
I thank God that I'm off this fucking game.
Yeah, guys, Peter bot definitely wants to just randomly be added
to a call for no reason.
You know, Jack, do you think, kids, you guys think, what do you want?
And Peter bot, his phone goes to the discord like, bro, no.
If you wanted to join, you would just type in the chat.
Wait, you're already safe. Well, you're not safe, Lacey. You're getting contested, but
you're not conned by Peter Buds. That's all the matters. How do you know? I'm on the job
map right now. I'm out of them. I'm out of them. This is the drop map. So Peter doesn't
join your all band. If you listen to your all band, here we go. Here we go. This is
the job. This is the job map. Who is school and foric? I'm a shit on them. They are
FNCS champions. Typing chat because I know you can hear me right now. Typing chat.
Type in chat!
Dude, what is Pete's Discord profile?
Oh, we added Peterbond and he didn't join.
You guys are literally like unbearable, bro.
Maybe some of him, hold on.
Type in chat!
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
So I have FNCS champions landing on me?
Dude, motherfucker, you're here. What are you looking at? This is you.
Where am I?
You're at latte landing, bro.
Yeah, you go you go and relegate it bro. I just not have confidence in you
He doesn't know what to go in school and third with your family
Pick it
Yeah, like so the way this this website works is it like pick up who's qualified and it gives you access to like mock on it
So he's going here on con right now, which is actually in CP's playing it properly. You might be right. Oh, you guys are left
Okay, then why you're not going this way
You're landing here
Pete's right under Peter boy. Peter. I'm so paid yo Peter
Good bro, bro. Lacey was too ahead of you, bro
What's going on? If you're gonna get out place by a goat, bro
Oh shit, wait, but Peter didn't you start like five hours a week? Oh, yeah, wait, Lacey
What'd you say look at the macro click?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Shail, bro.
Shail, shail.
Four games anyway.
No, no, no, no, Rob.
Rob is your dude.
I want to call this boy.
This boy is like two shit.
Oh, nice, bro.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Keep it ticked.
I could only play four games anyway.
I'm not gonna be tripping on anywhere I land.
Dude, I have.
There's four people landing on me.
Sorry, P-Life, P-Life.
Oh, P's coming here now.
Wait, P, let's just watch.
I love you very much.
No, man.
man bro it's it's great to be in zapper no no no peter about listen listen listen
we can team bro you should just land on lacy bro think about the clip bro
bro just land on them bro just land on lacy bro just land on lacy bro just land on them
bro no don't do that but lacy they're just gonna kill you tomorrow fuck you i fuck you
lacy fuck wait so what is tomorrow what is tomorrow there is nothing tomorrow he's confused
He's just had it though. There's literally, well, there's a skin cut one tomorrow.
Now it's okay, bro.
You left the group too. Oh, shit.
Yeah, but like, yeah, Lacey, tell us about the split. Why are you dropping here?
What do you like about it so much?
I'm adding Peter Barron my tweet.
Look, bro, hey, Proud of y'all boys tonight. Proud of y'all boys.
Proud of y'all boys, man. I'm probably gonna go to sleep, I think. Yeah.
Yeah. Thanks so much. Yeah. Bye
Jinxie. Bye. See you. Bye run.
It's been a really, really messed
up week. Seven days of torture.
Seven day chat. Look at the
wallpaper. Yo chat. Before we
get off, bro.
Let's remember a couple of
In life, there are two kinds of people, Chad.
There are winners and there are losers, all right, I'm about to out test and go to bed.
Chad goodnight y'all.
Hey, I'm going to see you guys in for the next one bro, look man, tomorrow, 2v2, BroVee
B-Bro versus Ron and Lacey.
Let me give you guys the analogy for this.
So, Shaq, tomorrow it's 2B2, me and Joe Bart versus Ron and Jason
Nguyen.
This is basically the equivalent of what tomorrow is
going to be.
Me and Joe Bart in a gaming competition
against Ron and Jason Nguyen.
this is what's gonna happen tomorrow time is never time it out which happened
let's get like an outro music going bro
so let's get an outro music going bro yo chat
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