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I can hear.
Can you sing happy birthday to the goat?
Whose birthday is it?
It's Messi's 39th birthday.
Guys, everybody make sure you wish Messi a happy birthday,
bro.
wrong twitter whoa whoa what is this Christiana Bernardo didn't want to hear
uh any of this reporter question
rat free rat free rat free rat free rat free yo buddy
rat free chat it's messi's birthday guys everybody wish messy happy birthday go
Everybody go tell messy happy birthday dude like tell him that you love him, bro
Tell him that you love him dude amazing husband father and footballer guys make sure you wish messy happy birthday
Honestly one of the best humans never walked the planet bro, let's go to what it is
One of the best humans ever walked the planet
Married a beautiful wife, you know what I'm saying
And he's been with the same woman since he was like 13 years old,
dude, 13 years old, bro.
W. Antonello, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
He raised three beautiful children,
and there will never be another Messi, bro.
Greatest footballer ever, potentially greatest athlete
ever, in my opinion.
Make sure you wish Messi happy birthday, y'all.
So if Messi wins the Golden Boot,
He will be the first ever player to win a golden boot at 39.
The record right now, chat is 30.
Do y'all realize how crazy that is?
And you don't know what golden boot means.
It means the most goals in a World Cup.
Chat, if Messi wins a golden boot at 39, is that record ever getting broken?
Is that record ever getting broken?
Eight and they can be defined trade to survive.
Who could even break that, bro?
Who could even break that 39 years old guys, 39?
How about what is this?
New GTA 6 deep details launches on November 19th, preload starts November 12th.
Standard edition is $80, ultimate edition is $100 includes 15 plus in game bonuses.
pre-orders begin June 25th.
Today's June 24th.
You can pre-order GTA tomorrow.
You can, it's called Bernard.
It's called Bernard.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Bernard, Bernard, Bernard, Bernard.
Bernard, Grand Theft Auto VI pre-order
begins tomorrow night.
Couple of questions for you kid.
Fire away. I'm ready for your GTA 6 questions. Hit me with what you want to know.
Bernard.
I'm here, Nick.
In GTA 6.
How are the Jiggle physics going to be?
Rockstar's always known for pushing the boundaries of detail, so I think we can expect them to be, well, bouncy enough to make the internet talk about it for months.
Bernard, you dirty dog.
Bernard, you dirty dog. Buddy, I was talking about basketballs. I was talking about basketballs, bro.
Oh, you got me there. Well, I think those basketballs will have some serious bounds,
physics on point, so your in-game hoops will feel extra satisfying.
Bernard, Grand Theft Auto 6 pre-order starts tomorrow at midnight. How many sales do you
you think they're going to make in just pre-orders.
I'm going to say 250 million.
Analysts predict that Grand Theft Auto 6 pre-orders
could bring in around 10 to 15 million units,
generating about 800 million to $1.2 billion in revenue.
For context, GTA 5 sold 11 million copies on its first day.
Some projections say GTA 6 could hit over a billion dollars in pre-orders alone, but
more aggressive estimates like over 7 billion in 60 days, the scene is highly optimistic.
Bernard, you're saying Grand Theft Auto 6 is going to do a billion dollars in sales
in 24 hours on pre-orders.
quite that extreme. The billion dollar range is typically over the whole pre-order period,
not just a single day. It'll be massive, but not quite 250 million.
Did you just say massive?
I did. I mean, it's a huge deal, right? Even if it's not quite at your 250 million guess,
the scale is still going to be enormous. We'll just have to watch those numbers roll in.
Bernardo, Grand Theft Auto 5 generated over $800 million in worldwide revenue within its first 24 hours of release in September 2013, shifting more than 11 million units.
GTA 6 is going to have more hype than GTA 5. So, dare I say, dare I say 2 billion and 24 hours of pre-sale? Dare I say?
get away. Honestly, this is Rockstar. We're talking about they break records every time
maybe two billion is ambitious. But hey, if any game can blow past expectations, it's
probably this one. Let's see what kind of history they make.
Bernard, I'm excited for GTA six, bro. I'm excited for GTA six, man. Like, Bernard,
I'm really fricking hyped for GTA 6.
I'm not even kidding.
Bernard, when GTA 6 comes out, buddy,
I'm gonna play it a whole story mode in a week.
I can already picture sleepless nights
cruising through the city at epic moments.
When that week hits, I know you'll go all in.
Just make sure to stay hydrated
and maybe keep me updated on your progress, yeah?
Okay, okay.
Bernard, now, bro, next question.
Me and Joe Bart are to be doing Ron and Jason the wean today in every game.
Who do you think is a better gaming duo?
Jinxie and Joe Bart are Ron and Jason the wean.
Well, if I'm being honest with you, it probably comes down to the game,
but I bet on you and Joe Bart are having great synergy,
given how you two vibe as long as you're not too distracted by the banter.
I think you've got a solid shot.
Bernard, I disagree, bro.
This is hydrogen bomb versus coughing baby one on one, bro.
Do you know that meme?
I get the vibe. You were saying you and Joe are absolutely unstoppable, and I love the confidence.
Just make sure you back that up in the game, right?
Alright, Bernard. Hey, I'm going to let you go, man. Stay classy, San Diego.
Take care, Nick. Catch you next time, and good luck out there in all those matchups.
Epic out.
All right now next up um
We got 30 minutes, I mean dare I say we hoop on FIFA
Dare I say we hoop on FIFA chat FIFA rocket League, bro. I'm feeling packy. I don't know. I'm feeling packy
I just said I feel packy, bro
Rip is thinking pretty prime. I don't know. I think we're two one HX needs one
Chad, I'm feeling a little pappy.
Fortnite.
Okay, Fortnite, Rocket League, or FIFA.
Run a poll.
Fortnite, Rocket League, or FIFA.
Fortnite ranked.
Rocket League ranked or FIFA.
Death, think of it at the prime.
Chris, think of it at the prime.
Somebody said, cases, yo bro, fuck off, man.
You put up it up or do you put up it don't definitely think about it.
Fortnite ranked is winning.
FIFA's in second.
What am I going to get streams night?
Bro, am I going to get streams night?
has a 96 overall World Cup Card worth 3.5 million. Dare I say I could liquidate my team
and buy this? Chat, dare I say I could liquidate my team and buy this, no? But don't I have
like, Lendi, they could be the prime, Aiden they could be the prime, Lil Red they could
be the prime, watch Stompin. Chat, I don't really watch EML games because it's just
like, I already know Stompin's team is just gonna qual. It's like watching, chat,
EML games is like watching LeBron versus like a college team
Like it's just I already knew he's gonna qualifies
Fortnight ranks chat for that ranks or FIFA
Bro, I'm feeling packy bro. I'm feeling packy dude. I
feel packy man
Like I just I feel like I could rip some packs here
But if you guys say fortnight ranked I could give fort nighty. I believe I'm bronze right now
I believe I'm bruns right now, bro
Tonight chat, this is what stop it in EML is bro
This is what stop it in EML is bro. This is what this is
Fortnite ranked! Dude, the last, yo, what's happening with my Fortnite? An incompatible
easy anti-treat driver is already running? What? So what does this mean, bro? So what
What does this shit mean?
What does this mean?
Close Rocket League.
Well, you can't have two Epic games loaded at the same time.
FIFA, run a repo of just FIFA vs Rocket League because these votes got wasted.
SG, the number one gifted.
FIFA vs. Fortnite, sorry, FIFA vs. Fortnite.
Run a repoll, FIFA vs. Fortnite.
Dude, dare I say we get a little Fortnite win and get the silver.
Chat, run a repoll, run a repoll.
Guys, it's Messi's birthday today.
Whoa, this poll's close. Chat vote.
Chat vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote.
Okay, chat's going Fortnite chat don't stream tonight me please guys. I want to get silver
I need to get some gold guys because then I can start playing tournaments
messy messy messy
Chat lock in yo
919 Chuck guys also guys I'm playing in the program wait chat
Do y'all know what gate the program is? I know what it is, but I don't know if I can say it because I don't want to leak it
Do y'all know what day it is?
Chad, do y'all know what day it is?
Okay, then I don't want to say what day it is.
Yes, okay, say the date. Chad, do you know what day it is? Say the date.
Say the date.
I'm getting stream sniped please guys please be is that
Guys please be friendly please be friendly
Guys please be friendly
Yo
No
This is gonna be bad this is gonna be bad this is gonna be bad this is gonna be bad this is gonna be bad
Guys I need to win so I can get the silver y'all
Namor is playing today, say you swear to god.
Bro, why wasn't Namor playing in the other games?
Was he hurt?
He must hurt.
Chad, is my glider aura beyond a smessy?
Is my glider aura?
bro i didn't know this fucking guinea pig is going to string-stang me bro
oh my god
are you like stupid? why would you walk into a pub? what?
I
Have to take my shots
Bro, I didn't think he was just gonna sh a r down that side of a AI was that AI
I'm bronze to oh my god
Bro, he burst a r down into a pump like I thought he was gonna have a little more finesse than that
And then he just like I just missed my shot
This is the same as your Rocket League rank.
Oh no it's actually not bud.
My Rocket League rank is fucking Platte.
Platte 3 by the way.
I'm literally the highest division of Platte.
What do you mean I'm bronze in Rocket League?
You stupid?
Jaden, think of it as your one, Kitten.
Block.
Think of it as your one, block.
There's levels to this.
He didn't outplay me. He just bursted into my fucking wall and then walked into my pump and then ate a shot
I did 71 if I had shot him there. He's dead
Peely
Yeah, look
Yo, yo, yo, how did I
Is that John Park?
back there's 17 of them yeah let me fight back bro there's 17 little kids
pickaxing me I don't know bro I don't know
yo fortnight y'all are running out of names Calamari Canyon that doesn't even
make sense we have a canyon like what does that even mean Calamari Canyon like
y'all are running out of names bro get ass are you kidding me fucking Calamari
Canyon
I
You guys are the worst, well, yo out of the left out of the left out of the left
Yo, I had like a god tier drop spot. I had a purple AR minis in front of me fucking chug splashes everywhere
And there's just 18 kids with pay taxes
Y'all are brons. Y'all are brons. Bro, if there's this many of y'all, you guys can
and say, oh, bronze, bronze, you suck.
Literally, am I just gonna get sniped at every rank?
Like, what is this bullshit?
Somebody typed lamicky, okay.
Let me make this clear to you, fuckwit.
I'm getting stream sniped by anywhere
from 20 to 25 human beings as soon as I land.
And I put on a 20 second delay
And you have the audacity to say,
La Mickey.
How the fuck is that La Mickey, bro?
La Mickey, are you dumb or stupid?
There's 20 people with pickaxes.
I have a delay.
Wait, but I have a delay.
No, I have a delay.
I have a delay.
are we dead ass? Like are we dead ass? I have a delay!
It's the same kid from last game. Get away from me please!
Is that fucking Loast photos?
This is top 5 goons this month.
You're jerking off to a Fortnite stream.
Yo bro, maybe find God.
You're jerking off to a fucking Fortnite stream, bro.
Change your skin.
I'm not taking off a messy skin, bro.
That's my favorite skin in the game.
You guys are not going to ruin everything for me.
Like it's my favorite skin.
Stop ruining everything.
I like wearing it.
It's my favorite skin.
I bought it like two years ago, a year ago.
Let me wear it, bro.
I got got got I kill this guy here
So here's the thing the stream savers are going to come now so I should leave for a
I should leave
They're coming they're coming
They're here they're here they're fucking here they're here they're here I gotta go I gotta go
SIX!
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SIX!
I'm not even ranking up.
I'm not even ranking up.
I'm literally not even ranking up, bro.
I'm not even getting points.
Fine, bro. Fine.
I
Bro for night, can y'all not like I don't want them to know what it is
All right y'all strings like this, but I know what to say
Get Peter I don't know if Peter's on bro, and also I don't want to like bro if I'm in unreal lobbies. I'm gonna get
I
Dream when I do it. Yeah, yeah
Oh my god, I'm gonna play the game. I'm gonna play the game
You're larping fake stream snipers. Yo bro, are you ten years old, bro?
He's that
Bro's never gonna win at this point. Yeah, y'all snipe! If y'all fucking snipe!
I
Try no build because you don't use it. Yeah, bro. I got beans. What do you mean build? I got fucking beans
I've literally got beans from the sky I
Got beans, what do you mean use my bill I got fucking beans
all right I'm conned don't worry they'll come bro trust me they'll come
Okay, well they're here
They're here
Oh, there's more and more and more and more and more and more and more.
and more and more and more
I'm gonna go get food bro. Maybe that'll delay the queue too, so I don't get slept. I'm gonna get food, bro
this is so hard yeah this is so hard this is so hard hi nice kind of crap
All right, I instantly got a game. That's a bad sign. I'm gonna be instantly got a
game pocket, uh, break. Are you like crazy? I'm gonna hide. Let's see if they find me.
I'm just gonna hide.
I have a 20-second delay, by the way.
20-second delay.
Can you go a day without a vape break?
I've literally gone years without a vape break,
you idiot.
That looks like the hiding actually worked.
The hiding worked.
Wait, maybe there's no sniper.
only one guy, not bad, not bad
only one guy
alright chat, lock in, I can get a win
you know, I only died there because I went for the shields
my aim is good, my aim is good bro, my aim is good
Yeah, Mike Lider has so much aura.
Yeah, only one sniper, only one sniper.
This is actually a chance to win.
Palm Beach Pete thanked the bus driver, what?
I
Think damage what the fuck
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, we killed the
stream divers just to win.
That's all the snipers, I think.
I gotta get high ground.
That way I can actually like find them.
Golden burst, burst is my favorite gun in the game.
Dude that's all the snipers, nice!
Alright, this is what all the pros use.
This is actually a win.
Guys, lock in.
Oh no, somebody's gliding.
Where's this little fucker ass? He's gliding. I know he's a sniper. I know he's a sniper
Where's this little fucker ass
Bro, I heard a glider. I know I heard a glider
This is literally the best game I'm going to have.
I need to win this.
Oh my god, did I actually work wonders?
I heard it. There he is.
I knew I heard a glider.
I'm gonna do what the pros do.
Yes!
Puff each mate!
Sit down!
Yes!
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win, I'm actually gonna win!
First ever solo win since my return!
where's my fizz? where's my fucking fizz, motherfucker?
I think I'm gonna get storm health by like a stream tonight or something.
I don't know.
What are you doing yo chill with the backseat gaming I'm gonna win this
First-ever solo win play since returning
I'm playing how pros play and I'm sitting in the storm that's what fucking throws
I'm just here.
Mythic chest!
Mythic!
Please be good.
No problem, my god.
Bug dog.
It's over, I won.
I won. I have a bug dog?
It's over, it's over.
I actually won, I'm not even joking.
I need heals. I need heals. I need a metti-petti.
Just trust the process. I'm playing how pros play, chat. That's what Ozzie said.
Rose just play in the zone, and then they heal.
I'm gonna win this, trust me.
Guys, just let it out, Rose play, just trust me.
It's not even two-check.
It's not even two-check, we're good.
Should I have three elims? Let's show them a lot, boys.
Alright, now we met kid and then we get six shots.
Let me shotgun.
If I lose this game, I don't even know what to say.
boys he made it shit it's still pulling it's still pulling whoa so we
We're not building, bar!
I don't think he's good.
Bronze Lobby Joe is sweaty.
Somebody just right there!
Oh, he was stream slapping in the circle.
So that whole time that hold he's doing to take me out that whole entire time when I
was in the store he was holding me in the circle crouching and jumped me in front of the loot
that he was baiting he was baiting loot and then jumped me that is literally disgusting
that's the most disgusting form of stream slapping I'd rather you just land on me
He was crouched next to Lou in Storm and then one pump me.
Die equals stream snapping.
No, no, no, it's not die equals stream snapping.
It's die then take the out dance for two minutes.
Yeah, we're here to fuck shit up. Yeah, we're here to fuck shit up
Yeah, who do y'all got winning bro? Me and Joe are Jason and Ron
Let's call it it's discord man
Let's call this discord.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Did I call?
Did I add Dantez?
Yo, hello?
Zondale.
Yo, that's not my name, bro.
Yo.
No
Be honest, bro. Are you nervous for this bro? Are you nervous?
Well, I'm not nervous at all, bro
You woke up and you started your day with fucking fortnight. It's like right. You're actually a twerp
Like that's bro. Like I would deadass like put you I do a swirly in the bathroom with your fucking head, brother
You're actually a dork
Well, you know, I can't I'm sorry bra. I can none of my mods. Please disable the sound. Please
well
You literally
Came to my house
Greeted me with open arms and shook my hand, bro. You're not yo the fuck is up Jinxie. Yo, why?
I went to RBM and I accidentally added you to the group. Oh, okay, I'll fuck off then have fun in your games guys
Thanks, bro
Yeah. Yo, you realize that is literally just you with testosterone, right?
Yeah. Yeah. You realize Joe born is just you with testosterone, too, right? You fucking
dork. Go fuck yourself. This is going to be peak, bro. This is going to be generational.
Yo, so what game is Jason good at like Valorant and League, right? That's it.
Oh, wow. Wow. So what so what makes him good at Valorant League? What? No, no,
So what made it we made it seem that he would only be good at Valor and League of Legends
Because Jason told me he's good at Valorant and League of Legends. What are you trying to say?
I'm just kind of curious bro, like what else can you play Tekken like god damn, bro
Yo, I'm ready to win. Yo, I'm not in Jaycee's bathroom, bro. I had this joke is it needs to die
I'm timing up for 30 minutes, bro. I can't
No listen, I'm ready man, you know
You don't fall in that bathroom all the time, but it was clean as fuck while you were in there, bro
It was clean as fuck. Yo, by the way, I left my hair product in your bathroom. I'll need that back
My product is it?
It's like this shit. That's like it just like it's like dust shit that you put in your hair
Send me your send me your mailing address and I'll send it in your next PO box opening and I'll say from Jin see
So you're gonna
So you're gonna re-send me
I haven't used it bro it's still you I haven't used it you're sick in the head bro
you're a shit I actually wanted to ask you this what is a day in your life bro
like before stream after stream like what do you do okay so before I start my
stream I usually go to the gym once I'm done with the gym I usually go on my
morning stroll through my private neighborhood where I open the gate
And then I go up and down do a couple of hill sprints
Then I go walk to my local coffee place and I get my
cold brew with vanilla sweet cream with almond milk and then start up my stream usually stream for about like
I don't know seven hours eight hours a day. And then right after I stream eight hours. I
I do like a little bit of Pilates, you know
She said he's three eight hours a day, right? Yeah, and then I also read a couple books and then you know call it a night
So after your eight hours stream you read books so you do hill sprints stream for eight hours and then read books
Correct well well well
How many the fuck does it sound like he's on a connect for well around on your twitch tracker right now?
And you haven't done an eight hour stream in
one, two, three, four, okay, five streams.
Yo, what's up, guys?
Yo, Jason, what up, dude?
You peeping at Jersey, Jason?
Oh, no, actually, I forgot to say this.
Yo, you need to cut this shit out, bro.
Oh, here you go again.
Oh, my God, here you go again, oh, my God.
Jason, it's one thing to go to a game
and enjoy football.
You're bigger larger than me, bro
Jason named three players starting for Brazil tonight
Brazil yes, guys close your eyes. Don't we check close your eyes?
Yeah, okay, okay
Starting for Brazil today Brazil. I bet um, oh wait, I know I know I know Vinny obviously Vinny obviously
I'm going to be just leaving.
Fortnite ball knowledge next.
We need Raphinha, Raphinha, and then, um, one more, one more, one more.
He's looking through his hands, bro.
No, I'm not, bro, no, I'm not.
The name of our junior of the second.
Yep, time's up, time's up, bro.
All I know is the name of our is playing today.
All right, and if he touches the ball, I'm going to fucking scream.
Bro, Jason.
Laying down next to a CR7 jersey and then said he's ass and then two days later laid down next to a messy Jersey
And then two days later said CR7s to go to again, bro. Like bro. I'm gonna rock you, bro
Jason stick to it, bro pick a fucking
I have seen you in every jersey
I have a little fun and go to the World Cup games and learn the game
All right, it's you security number bro on Twitter. That's what happens. I need to see
It's guys
Yo, Joe, bro, I'm getting my get back. Well, same with you Jinxie. I haven't won a bro vs. bro ever
I'm claiming my first bro vs. bro win today like that. Yeah, you say that and then you willingly opt in to do a 2v2
Spelling bee Jason as your teammate. Yeah, he's
being second grade i'm not even kidding in second grade i won four i won four yeah bra oh wait
bell iridosa clitas jnc i r i d o s a what was the word
bro nobody uses those words bro like no one uses what even is the iridosa clitas what is that
I have no idea. That's the meme from that vine from like 10 years ago, though.
Oh, I do remember that meme. That is a classic. That is a classic.
Wait, I tell you, everyone's eating food, bro. Should I order food? I bet.
Yeah, order how to let us.
How's food this morning, bro?
Yo, that, wait, I feel like we should have some sort of like punishment for the losers in
on each side.
Should they be, should it be the same all around?
Loser has to eat the entire Cane's menu.
What?
You just want to eat Cane's.
It's not, bro.
It's not even bad.
That sounds like heart palpitations imminent death.
Bro, the entire Cane's menu was bad.
Oh, yeah.
I did have, wait.
I had one, but it's kind of lame.
It's more just like torture.
There's a game I played called, well,
this would only be a punishment that would
be applicable to Ron and Jason.
how to make an atomic bomb in your back garden it's like a three-hour game and
you actually make an atomic bomb
in your back garden
so the punishment is to play a video game? that's like easy
no you who brother
well you might as well say the punishment is the gym like shit we always do bro like
come on let's just
let's just like let's use our brain here
let's listen to something
did you pay out that 5k to like people that liked your like retweeted your posts?
oh great question Joe
no he got a lack of community guidelines for misinformation
literally I've literally said that I'm gonna get in 20 27 June that's what I said
So you're gonna do Klarna payments to the followers Jason's on
Clarence it's actually he gets like $5 a month and I think he I think
it's like what is it 2028 44 I think you get your final payment yeah he only
your money yeah 2044 he'll get his final payment wait what is what was
He put it on his mom as she put his cars on it
He put the burger on a put about my entire family on it and I still got the 10k
So basically he's receiving $10 a month until the year 2844
You should go to the casino and put 10k on red and if it hits you give him the money and if it doesn't that was his bet
Or if it hits I go buy a car
And if I lose I keep going
What car are you gonna buy for 10 grand? Oh?
Holy out of touch millionaires right here guys
Jinxie and Joe need to be canceled
Right
2004 Toyota
$1000 like what do you even need?
$200,000 SUV
$10,000 car rod, you know you're not
You owe someone a Tesla, bro. No way a car. I'm literally giving away car. That's the mickey, bro
You owe someone a Tesla. Give me a revion. That's a great car
What are the games all the games we selected I wrote them down
Would you like me to rattle them off? Could you see do you have a pad Joe on your desktop? Yeah?
Well, I wrote a doc I have okay, but this is this is up for disagreements
So it's not like we we could we could hash out what the specifics are here. We're doing a bro B. Bro
at it
Sorry, I had to get that out braz. I'm gonna make on the face of fun or
Like 800,000 but I go in half of it to taxes
Okay, you donated it to the government how humble of you
You know you could pay off the the US debt on a website right if you want to check it out
How much is the US debt?
So the total national US debt is approximately 39 point 28 trillion which breaks down to you got that hundred fourteen thousand dollars per person
That's not bad. Who are we in debt to bro grass like what like what the fuck does that even mean other countries and
Citizens but you buy bonds the government's in debt to you. Joe is why don't we just one in isn't every country in debt to everything?
No, there's countries that have positive balance. There's a lot of like Nordic European countries. I'm pretty sure the Netherlands is like in the green
Elon Musk just give everyone in the world a hundred thousand dollars. We get all paid off
Wait, so if the US is in debt then how do we make money?
What do you mean? Like individuals?
Is the Netherlands in the positive or no there's countries that are in the green they're
$524 billion in public debt roughly oh
Shit
Bro, there's a country now. There's countries in the green
Who what is the country that it's not in that chap is anybody know I'm googling
No, why are we talking about economics? I thought we're doing a bro v bro. Maybe this is a part of the row v bro
China China owes you there's no completely independent sovereign country in the world with absolutely zero national debt
economic systems rely on government barring to find infrastructure manage cash to us to be like growth have her a
He just has that in the pop
It's like money shit is just useless. Why don't we all just make shit free and we just come to agreements when we get shit
Simple as that bro. It's like it's just a simple. Yeah, let me just go back to the barter system
What is the barter system like fucking young part like Bart?
No, where it's like I have like 30 wheat and I need 10
You know bowling balls and we trade
Because when you go to the bar, I'm correctly if I'm wrong the barter system was pre money. Yeah. Yeah, there was no currency
They would give you like 20 bread or like well
Mule would not be worth a meal would be like you would be worth far more. Yeah. Yeah a meal would be worth like throwing a couple haystacks, too
All right, so here's the game here's the game
So we have rough best of seven meaning first of four if it goes by really quickly
We'll do best of nine
Okay, but our games
That we have soft me and janky our rainbow and rocket leave those crutches
yes, there'd be crutches to
Jason and
Ron to give them an advantage and their games are fortnight and Valorant easy
and I use that game you come on any shooter in a different game no no different
well fortnight is obviously your game that is
you have a fucking chance yeah fortnight
he had a top pro joe and he played div three west he's like it's pretty limicky bro i'm
I'm gonna be honest it's in Valorant
Okay Valorant and then we would have as neutral games
So like those games would have some sort of crotch for the opposing team if you choose them
You don't need to choose those games the neutral games are going to be as Ron's request a 2v2 Roblox spelling bee
a combined IQ test so you take
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
When do we want that?
Wait, when do we want that?
When do we want that?
Did we say we're doing a combined IQ test?
Ron, Ron, don't worry.
Don't worry, Ron.
We got this.
I got this, bro.
That's it.
Combined IQ test, all guys duo wins.
So me and Jixi with Q and you and Ron with Q,
and we would just play until one of us wins.
You both just keep Q and duo until one of us wins.
Separate parties.
You win a game. Yes, that's a parties and then we have mecha chameleon 2v2
So you you would just you probably have no whistles
You just kind of custom make the lobby so the rounds are pretty short and you would have two seekers two hiders
CS go. I don't know if that'd be a death match or like just like a first to like right seven rounds
I don't know 2v2, dude, but I think if we do
Shouldn't really do CS now because it's all that crying
I don't know if we did Valorant, this is kind of a Jason question, would you want to do like
Swift's play or would you want to do like just like an actual, Swift's play TDM or like actually
like we're playing a spike, playing a real game of Valorant.
There's skirmish, there's a skirmish that you can just do.
Yo Tisha, how good are you at Geogustor, you think we can beat them?
I know that if the Sun is in the Northern Hemisphere, then we're probably in the
each side of the world
Yeah, we do have Geo guest are on there if you don't think that's fair for a neutral
We could give you some sort of crotch
No, no, we're good trust you guys are lucky a vibe though, but like I don't know if I like you knows
He doesn't understand the world
Okay, I'm gonna say this right now to avoid people in the chat being annoyed Geo guest
There's not a neutral game. You guys will get talked
Like there's not there's no world where that is. Yeah, I think Joe's like gold and I'm like
Well me and you both went we went semi-finals and could do a discord staring contest
Discord staring contest, why don't we all order four heads of lettuce and see you could eat it the fucking fastest?
Could do a push-up fade y'all I mean I could just have
No, no, I'm not doing the push-up thing
Yeah, you could do four-person chess. That's not fair either though. You can do 2v2 chess
Guys act like we're just like oh, and then we have anything
I was gonna say we would do if we did you know it would just you know and the spelling be it would just be whoever
Wins would win for their team because you can't play as a duo someone said oh my
horrible child
Oh my god, it's like a random model.
How are you doing a model?
A model sells all the dumbest shit ever, bro.
You just make your fate.
You literally go.
A model is like a random number generator, bro.
Nice one.
Come on, stand up.
And get different points.
Watch your mouth, bro.
Come on, stand up.
Or are you already standing?
I could stand up right now and I'll tower over you.
Don't matter to me.
Yeah, OK.
Just remember, bro, you're near Cherry Hill.
I could semi-demons to your house in 30 seconds.
Careful what you say yeah, they'll show up with like a fucking ice cream cone, bro
You're cherry hill demons, bro. Dude. I've looked at where we go. Yo, you're a tarpon, bro
You want to keep it down? I got people over there, too. Cherry Hill is sweeter than tarpon Springs, bro
Also, yo, the areas are all actually I actually agree with Ron on this
I dude I saw that video you did bro. You were walking up to everybody
Yeah, it was a rough life in tarpon Springs. Everybody gave you a weird ass
Look
There's there are people that are probably I mean there's probably people in tarpon springs and cherry hill that are like rough in it, but like
You're looking at literally someone who came from there. Who's rough
Larpin Springs, bro, what are you giggling at bro?
Let's you cherry hill is sweet tarpon Springs is sweet bro next discussion
I
Brother you'll be you'll be disgusted it's probably like $300,000
Burger you fuck up a hundred and sixty-three grand
So like wow, I mean you guys are going blow for blow with like fucking Monaco
Tarpon Springs average income
Like Joe, what are you from?
New Jersey fucking burger bro. I had to oh my god. He's eating a fucking bug on the ground like burgers homes
Do what are you? Oh, bro?
Burger. Yeah, it's my cat burger
Wait, why don't we do for burger? See him look?
We don't know the lore of burger Joe
He's fighting some shit
Dude burger is like I mean that's like lore just look at burger get down
Who was this guy in the yellow jersey in our call bro? I'm like goddamn, bro. No, we ready to play a little place
Yeah, I feel like we have all of the games, but we got to be the iron out any I mean like dude
Most of it most of the stuff like 2v2 spelling bee we could literally just be like okay first to whatever when we get there
But like rainbow rocket league fortnight and valorant like we kind of have to flesh out what the crutches are
Okay, so I feel like for
Rocket League y'all need a two-goal lead
Way know what the fuck
What?
They need to be kicked. They don't go lead. I would say
three. I'll say they get three
yeah they get a three goal lead
yeah we can do that in a pregame
settings like it's easy you just
give you a. Honestly three goals
dude I'm not even kidding. Jason
we're right. Jason Jason
I'm wrong I'm good I'm gold I'm
gold. He's gold I'm S. L. S.
but I have a lot of like you have
a lot of like real ass. I don't
think I'm afraid of is if we
We have to stick to it, and then if they beat us, we're fucked.
Is it SSL that's like sign language society or something?
It's SSL, bro.
I think he was trying to say SSL.
It says whatever the fuck it is, bro.
Bro, listen, I don't give a fuck, but y'all are about to go...
And do we need to add any more games, or is that enough?
Like, are y'all...
Because we could add more than we need to choose from.
Like, you could just have a slew of games.
I'm not there's not a word to pay me to get on fucking FIFA right now. I'm gonna be
Run we can win that I'm not in trouble. I don't even have them sold
Jason what's the highest division you've hidden FIFA I
Played my career. I know
Xbox a lot going up. Oh, we can do a wiki race to give a last time we did a member
Like it was too many people tried to get it on the site, bro. What about NBA to oh what do you mean by changing the wikipedia article?
Yeah
Wait guys, what about League of Legends?
No, leagues uh leagues of pass leagues of pass
Joe's never played it's just I've played I've played League bro
But like okay, we're just gonna fucking sit under a tower and farm see-ass
I think it's a really cool game
to watch, but you think it's a really
one-on-one.
Call of Duty?
Call of Duty's fine, but like, I don't
know.
Or we could do a nugget eating challenge.
Oh my god, I'm actually down.
I'm actually down.
I'm actually down.
I'm actually down.
First person to eat a hundred nuggets
Nuggets are fastest like combined
Is this like wall we're playing other games
So we're gonna sit in silence and eat a hundred chicken nuggets for like 30 minutes
Joe could you screen share your games really quick? I just want to see him
Yeah, let me actually
Six will go to like 10 and I'll give like a seven round lead
Yeah, go ahead.
Wait, wait, what's your rank on our six?
What's your rank, like, gold or something?
I'm unranked, bro.
I'm unranked, like, all the time.
I guess we win that seven round lead up to 10.
Yeah, go!
Can you see my screen?
My muddace?
OK, I CSVC.
Combined IQ test, that's good.
That's fun, too.
That takes, like, 20 minutes max.
2v2 spelling bee, that's great.
Rainbow rocket lead with crutches.
Fortnite battle with crutches, that's all good.
CS go is fine. It's very similar to Valorant, though
Honestly, if we wanted to we could throw Geo guess her in our games in CS go in their games
That's right. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine if they it but they have to be fun
But Jason's like you guys are at Valorant, right? Yeah, but you guys are objectively better as a duo at CS and Valorant
Yeah, you're good at CS like any shooter to be honest will win
You'll need a crush any shooter game. I'm literally a shooter. What are you guys saying?
X exact okay, dude. I'm fine with that if we want to keep them in neutrals
That's fine, but then you get no crutches for geo. Okay. I want to do first stuff first to find a diamond in Minecraft
Yeah
I hate that
Yes, yes
We're doing that shit. Oh my god, when we did that last time
We're good, bro give
Yeah, honestly Joe give them CS give us Geo guesser because that's fair. We'll probably win Geo
But we need a crutch in Valorant and CS you guys need a crutch in rainbow and rock
We could do first to beat out and ring that's not even but then for CS and Valorant
Are we not doing like you plant the bomb? We're literally just doing like TDM. I kind of
There's a mode is a 1v1 mode called skirmish. We can just do 2v2
For CS could we just do like first like five rounds plant the bomb you somehow make a custom game
I think you'll enjoy that or more, but we could we could do
We could get rid of CS if they're too similar.
No, I just think you have a better wingman, though.
CS is perfect, dude.
CS is good.
We could just do CS because they're wingman.
CS has a wingman, which is literally built for 2v2s.
I'm a hot guy.
OK, and then we could place Valorant with the nugget
eating challenge.
Like, each of us gets 50 nuggets, and the first two
people.
You know what, Jason, I'm not one of them right now.
All right, double it.
Double it.
Dude, fall, guys, do a win.
I mean, we were smoking you guys in that.
I'm not even kidding.
I think I just got a win.
How does that work? How does that work though?
Uh, what do you guys do? We're a duo, we're a duo, we just endlessly queue into one of us wins.
We just go 3, 2, 1, go, we queue, and then if you lose you just leave, re-queue, and it's whoever wins the game first.
So basically it's just if you have stream snipers or not.
Bro, we're all gonna have stream snipers.
Now how did you have stream snipers or not, bro? Have you ever seen a competitive ladder that is Fall Guys, bro?
What the fuck are you doing here?
Have you ever actually locked into a Fall Guys lobby?
Yo, check this out, yo, have you ever done a sober stream, Joe?
Have you ever done a sober stream chasing like no like not even caffeine?
Gang Beasts is good
Wait, people are you drunk?
Yeah, yo FIFA's so good man. We gotta do FIFA. That's good. FIFA's good. It's FIFA. It's FIFA a neutral
No, no, no, no, no, they're saying gang beast. That's gonna be
if we if we have feet okay gangbees could be fire bro gangbees is literally
wait or should we do should we do gangbees or should we do uh party animal they're like the same
that's all i don't want to do i don't want to do i don't want to do i don't want to do fifo because
it'll literally take like like 30 40 minutes and stuff bro it's a fucking 120 gigabyte game
but can you just start it now or no yeah but my internet can't handle yeah that'll impede his
That'll impede his computer power for the games that we
Okay, I mean this is enough we have one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve games
Guys, I'm not doing jerk mate to be too ranked these what bro?
Why somebody much as eight five nights at Freddy's how are we playing each other and five nights at Freddy's brown first to survive five nights like
Wait, Minecraft, Minecraft, plot PVT.
No, no, no, no, no, fuck!
I'm scared, I don't know, we can't get back in here.
That was like a borderline speedrunner community member.
Like, I'm not playing this guy.
Gang Beasts is great, bro.
Gang Beasts is fucking perfect.
I've played Gang Beasts in literally like years.
It's been fucking years.
Are there any other weird slop games that we've all played?
Um, could do...
I feel like this is a good list, though.
Bro, how long?
Could do DuckDoo.
But also Jason if you want to play me and FIFA on the side, let me know man. I'll thank that ass
My bars playing how do you to be to Liars bar?
Oh my god more than enough that boys this is oh my god, we could do do you know that?
See, but I don't think any of you have played this. Do you know the soccer game of rematch?
Oh
Okay, okay, wait what country are you supporting in the World Cup this year?
Honestly, I want all of them whoever's winning bro. Literally whoever's winning. No, I want the US to win like deep down
You know, but yeah, you should bro. You're from fucking Texas. You should want the US to win
I do want the US sex is a part of the US
We can't do we can't do marble rivals that we're not we need you need at least like a 4v4
that work wait does is messy play for the US technically
Miami brother bro I just I don't know whether you said
out of all people in this call out of all people in this call I do not brother me Jason
done you play you play for your country bro not where what club you're in
Whatever that means, are you guys ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
What are we starting with?
So this is how the rules is going to be.
We're going to do best of seven starting out,
but if it's fast, we're going to do best of nine.
We are going to flip a coin to see who goes first,
and then the loser of every game picks the next game.
You could pick your game, another game, neutral game.
Doesn't matter.
College, what do you want?
Heads or tails?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, not yet. We should pick what the loser does. Oh, yeah, we have the whole
Gifted subs or something brothers keep it simple
Loser has to pay for the World Cup tickets any game
to a World Cup boxy.
Hey, Joe, bro.
I can get you like, no.
No, you can go see Obsession with your girl.
I can get tickets or something like that.
I'm not doing like movie tickets.
Yeah, I'm not doing no fucking World Cup tickets.
Yeah, bro.
Oh, come on, bro.
Milk mile.
So you're going to do it boring 100 gifted.
We're going to do 100 gifted.
We could do, I mean, we could do gif tids
or we could do a punishment.
I'm down for punishment.
Like, what if it's a flight of New York
We are at Wemby Jersey for 45 minutes running around.
I'm liking, I'm gonna air this, actually losers have to eat a whole head of lettuce
on stream within the next two weeks.
I can't do that, that's not possible.
Bro while you're in a game you just take a bite like an apple, keep playing.
I tried doing that, and it actually just tasted disgusting.
Right, it's the whole side of it.
One chip challenge?
I'd run that back.
Yeah, one chip challenge is fine.
No.
Oh, no.
What about robbing each other like I did about it?
Joe, do you have a lettuce fetish?
That's like flashbacks.
No, it's not a lettuce fetish.
It's more that you're just like doing.
Holy mock from Jonah Jinxie.
Look at this mock.
You said you were going to do it.
You said you were going to do it, bro.
Oh my god!
Jinxie, put your ass down!
Bro, you're literally fine, bro.
Let's see, bro. Here's what we're gonna do.
I don't wanna do any more IRL punishments because, bro, last time I did this, I had no eyebrows and I looked like a sperm.
How about we just make it simple, bro?
We all talk about this eating challenge, bro.
Whoever loses has to eat the Arby's meat mountain, bro.
Like three of them.
I can't eat that!
Why?
I'm Alpha Gal.
What the fuck is that alpha guy?
Oh my god.
What is that alpha guy?
Here we go.
You just make up words.
I got bit by that tick two years ago, and I've read me disease.
Say one God.
Bro, you didn't know that? I've had that.
Wait.
You can't eat me?
I'll fucking kill you.
No, I can't eat mammal meat.
I can eat like birds and fish.
Oh my god.
What the fuck am I buying?
Wait, what?
I got hit by a lone star tick and it gave me alpha go wait. That's actually sad
So Joe what happens if you read me what happens?
Like six hours later my whole body breaks out in hives and I could go to anaphylaxis
I'm so sorry.
That's not funny, guys.
Wait, wait, where did you get a tick bite from?
Where were you?
I mean, bro, they're all over.
It's like most of the U.S. now.
I'm pretty sure anyone.
So that's for the rest of your life?
No, well, maybe.
But probably in like five years, I could eat red meat again.
So how are you so well?
I'm so sorry.
again. So how are you so buff? Can't eat me. Me and him on this like protein shit. Chicken,
fish, turkey. Damn. Like turkeys. Oh wait that's not right me. Okay bro. Look man. Alright.
Just gifted subs guys. Oh Joe this is exactly why I don't go outside no more. I'm afraid
of getting bit by ticks. Yeah that's why you just Uber Eats Air One. Oh my god that's
a great idea. Oh my god. Yo,
Jinxy, uh, he said he said heads, you want heads? Yeah. Uh, yeah, heads. Ron, it's everyone gonna spawn in that six pack, bro. Hey, Leo, flip me a coin, heads or tails, flip it. What's with you drinking this fancy ass water, bro? No, he just he just drank water and then
It's a taratoga, bruh.
What is this?
It's glass.
You're gonna put it in an ice ball and you...
It's glass.
It's glass for the no-microplastics.
Oh, no, microplastics.
Yo, guys, it's heads.
I'm still on the come-
Loser has to eat sir strawming.
What is that now?
What is that?
Bro...
Sir strawming, it's like this dead fish,
but it smells worse than anything ever.
I've been scented one time in fan mail
Literally almost died. Oh, you opened it. I yeah, I opened it smelled it and almost fainted
Bro, it's the worst smelling food in the world, bro
But apparently it's good now. Oh wait. This is a delicacy in Vietnam. Oh
I'm pretty sure it's in like Sweden. No, it's sweet
It's sweet
Yeah, guys, are we just gonna talk about food or are we gonna start?
All right, you know, okay loser loser does loser gets a hundred or no loser has to give a hundred subs
That's our pick not everything is what are you what do you want to start with?
Really saying boo. That's boring
They're saying that's born. How about loser has to lather themselves in peanut butter and jelly
What you have like a food king, don't you like?
The whole body is something whatever you have to take no I'm not eating sir coming
I'm not agreeing on that not agreeing on one Joe one bite. No. No. No, you don't
Know
No, that is
I would rather be every challenge well
I'm just order pains bro like you keep trying to sneak this back in just order it
Bro one chip challenges. I like one chip. I had I've never done the whole chip eat the whole chip and swallow it
Yeah, oh my god one chip challenge. How about you? I've done it twice
Dude, what do you think? Do you think like jalapenos are spicy? Yeah?
Yeah, you're fucked that
Can we order it now?
Yeah, fuck it. Yes, you can order it. All right
What's the count for the loser?
I'm not doing it today.
Makes it better if we do it today, though.
I'm not doing that shit.
Yo, what do you got to do after this, bro?
What do you got to do after this?
Not eat the one chip that ruins your day.
No, it only ruins your day for like an hour.
No, because then I was curled it up in the bathtub, bro.
Fucking my stomach.
It goes through your, you feel that shit.
You're intact.
I'm an ass man, scared of a chip, bro.
Just eat it casually, then.
Fucker, if it's, if it's so easy.
I'm not going to lose.
I don't got to worry about this bro loser has to listen to two slimmies to stop
Losers do a duo cosplay
That's better than a hundred gifted
just google it try to look it up on a seven monitor yeah probably don't share
that on probably don't share that on stream what you know it doesn't mean
couldn't do it your friend was in this Jason yeah yeah yeah yeah this is
obscene let's just do gifted guys please man what are we doing stop a hundred
subs to James C bro facts oh fuck I gotta give a hundred subs
Oh loser has to fill a bathtub with a spoon
Now they're not about that type of content bro, like they're just
Why do we have an option of things an option of things?
Loser either eats a whole head of lettuce
One chip challenge for a bite of sir strawman one of three you pick you get a pick you get a pick
So we're doing eating challenges. I'm done
I'm
I'm choosing the head of lettuce
It's instant it's not like it sucks, but it's not like it's gonna be one chip where it's five hours
You're gonna smell like diarrhea for a week. Yeah, I don't want five hours of this fucking misery, but my room is gonna smell like shit
Yeah, or like a full jar of mayonnaise
that's the worst out of all
that's like disgusting
that's not a bad idea
that's like not that bad
what does Jason have to do with
Jason loses
wait guys that's not really a
punishment
listen should we play the games
y'all what game y'all want first
that's the punishment
loser picks one of those three
food challenges
I'm just gonna do it in that you have you can't delay you got to do it in the next like week or two. Yeah deal
All right. What do you what game do you want to do? JNC?
Wait, it's our picks. So do we pick a new time we pick our game? We pick a new track. Okay, whatever you want, bro
I suggest anything we want
Joe, can you show the list again? Oh?
Yeah, yeah, sorry
Here we go dude. I think we just go our six give them a seven round lead. I want to get in there
You're done you're done you're done round we that's on you you will lose that's on DC
DC are you a controller yeah bro I'm on PC though yeah jeez yeah
I'm just gonna win okay you're delusional you're doing Joe what do you think six round
lead then no you already said seven seven raps.
We're doing what like best of one. Yeah first to ten. Yeah, they get seven rounds
Yes, but I'm not gonna have to solo carry. I'm not doing the dorms only bullshit
But oh brother you're just a little
Joe this is what Ron does he says
You can't beat me an organ this is what Ron does he goes you
Oregon you have to go upstairs and you can't play verse. You have to just push trophy door every round
It's like bro run. Just tell me you're scared, bro
That's why you dodged me in Lays yesterday. Dork Lays game didn't Buddha. What do you mean? I dodged you bro?
You start off a green boat and we'll give you six round lead sevens crazy
Six round. All right, listen. Let's just win 10. They have to win four. Yep. Yep
Okay, that's a crunch like and I expect the same crutches
What are we like how like what are the no, but I don't do that jinx. He's about to say you can't do that
Bro, like this guy's a dork. Let's just do any any card K
We're gonna any site hard
Jason what's bro just yeah, what is this? Who is this Jason Kimber? Let's just get into the games. Oh, yeah
Let's do this. Let's do our six. Yeah, you guys get six rounds. I'll set it up
But.
But.
Hey, Jason, but I'm not selling my shit.
Jason, what's your peak rank?
I'm not ranked at all.
Wait, should we make a Discord server
so we can join SimperCalls?
Yeah, for this?
For sure.
Like, comms, WeetMag's, you matter.
I'm going to make some of your work.
Wait, Jason, you've never played ranked before?
I'm not even level 40 or whatever level.
Oh, Joe, we're good.
I thought Jason was good.
I've also.
Don't leak this.
Don't leak this.
Don't leak.
Hey!
Oh my god, Lee, I'm not leaving.
You can't just say, don't make and then slap it in!
Motherfucker.
What are you just showing the Discord screen the entirety of your-
Change the-
Change your background?
Oh, Ron made a choice.
How the fuck- How do I reset the server?
Invite to channel.
Edit invite link.
Yo, I'm done with energy drinks, by the way.
Never again.
Yo, last but I had heart palpitations at three in the morning.
Yo, join this Discord.
Join this Discord.
Join this Discord.
Fuck energy drinks.
I
See channels just one general for now
All right, beautiful. I don't see everybody at this call. See Jason
Yo, yo, yo, uh
It's fine
YAYYYYYYYY!
I'm dead!
Oh, you're so funny, I'm so fucking dead!
Yeah, bro, say a slur.
That's hilarious, man.
You're a comedic genius.
Jim Carrey would be proud.
My only form of comedic shock value
is saying a slur continuously.
Like, bro, it's so unfunny, bro.
Oh my god, you're so fucking unfunny, it's disgusting.
Like what are you, four?
I'm not gonna leave you.
When you slap a joint.
Oh, I know, totally.
Don't listen.
He's gonna send it.
He's gonna send it.
Do not leave.
My screen is literally black.
Go full-facing.
Don't leave, you can paste it in.
Like what even was that?
Wait a minute, but shut up.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
There we go.
All right, beautiful.
Jesus.
There's two channels.
this is going that shit and there's like four other randos in the calm like
oh that was not it's disgusting to pick my own you know couple of rules guys for
rainbow everybody please fuck be emo don't because the chat's gonna ruin it
okay just be you know don't if we're in bow yep yep yep jeecee have a
question are you scared of me I'm scared of the chat stream snapping with
a one-second delay and I'm saying what up I am and where I'm going oh
Oh brother, holy just just just just say you're scared, bro. Can I get a wrong just try out him, bro? Let's go six
Let's leave. Let's do this
Why can't I get dramatic for every character in the goddamn game right now? Let's go
Wait, Joe, what level are you? What level are you Joe?
Chinese shower
37
Bro Jinxie's gaming chair probably smells so
Oh, they added power.
Your level 47, right?
Yeah.
Joe, I'm level 1,434 and it scales.
It scales.
So every level gets harder to level up.
Your level 1,000?
If you lose, you're not gonna make the video games.
So how much of your life is on this?
That's all right.
Ron, I'm very confident.
30,000 hours across all my accounts.
How many days is that?
We got these I think it was John I asked Bernard. What was it like 4% of my life or something?
Your time is up today, bro, you're a fucking joke
30,000 you have not spent 30,000 hours
I can't I don't know because I play
No you pie!
No you pie has!
I have 13,000 hours on Fortnite.
3 and a half years?
Realistically, it's anywhere from 20 to 30,000.
It's over 20,000 though.
Bro, that's still like 2 years.
Yeah, I think it's over 2 years.
Joe, have you never gone playing a game like us?
Crazy. Well, Jake's not proud.
I see you.
Joe, we're fucking teammates, bro.
Like come on
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Borderline console pro chat throw me a bone here borderline
Bro, it's so good. Why don't we just give him nine around? Oh
Shit, I'm down because Joe the thing is it's not like fucking fortnight like siege is just a one-shot headshot game
So if I just get headshot, we just lose it doesn't even matter
Somebody say matter. Yeah, how do I how do I join? How do I join your game?
Wait, Jaycee, do you want to invite all of us?
So, can I ask a question why Siege takes an hour to load?
Can somebody explain that to the game?
Yeah, and then you gotta restart the game.
Wait, Jaycee, is this going to allow us to fucking 40 years old?
Matter?
Alright.
Number of rounds.
Wait, high-vives.
I can give them 9-round lead, right?
High-vives.
Change my diaper.
High-vives.
Jaycee, what are the settings to be?
20 rounds?
20 rounds?
20 rounds.
But we're doing first to 10.
Why is we need playing isn't he only good at Val?
Yo come on bro that's my teammate.
Yo Jason bro show the world today you're not just a one-trick pony to fucking Valor bro.
I play games bro.
I've already beat Joe and GC in a Pro V Pro.
Yo no no no no no no no no no.
He's really not about to hear this shit.
Yes I did.
He's really not about to hear this shit right now.
Joe you may need a Pro V Pro in which you chose every single game we played.
Every single game we played and then I paid for your fucking Hawaii trip
How much was it I lost I lost eight grand doing
He wanted to wage her like 20 and I was like no
Yeah
What type of fuck-ass game comp is that those are that's every guy bad
Geo guess I'm April I asked for a geogaster. He went
Not my whole chapter seven minus 8k
Because I know you're listening type in chat, sorry
I'm still making the setting shaz at 20 rounds 20 rounds one in the chat if you
like turtles
jimsy do the thing do the thing come on set do between the chat if your boy
one of the chat like that even know that
no bro come on I was watching you because I was depressed bro
You're always putting up a 20 to like like stop one because okay, okay chat. Wait, wait, wait. Is it 20 rounds?
How about it's like I need you to help here. This chat is not reliable
It's like I've never done these settings before it's niche
Yeah, I just want to say man. I know everyone's yelling right now. We're doing a 2v2
But I really do like watching you bro. This one's just like that. I mean, I think you're a good
I think I speak for a lot of people Joe. I watch your YouTube channel like 70% of the nights I go to sleep
I'm not even kidding. But you know my girl
I learned a lot from Joe
My girl was giving me a massage this morning and she was watching Joe bro, like that ass
He told me that, yep
I'm getting a massage right now watching Joe Bart
No troll, it was like you and Jeffrey Dahmer, not like you and him but like you watching
It was me reacting to the documentary about Jeffrey Dahmer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that was a while ago.
I was paying Central, Africa, North, what?
Central's probably fair.
Joe, why is my chat saying you lost eight grand?
Just wanna confirm, is this true?
Yeah, I'm not a white, but I had a great time.
Oh, God, God, God.
This is gonna be really interesting.
I actually don't know who's gonna win
because I don't know, I don't know.
Jason, can you say the thing?
I did soften the blow because it was,
the rule was how many subs is 10K?
Uh, 50,000.
It's 2,000, no it's 2,000 gifted.
It was 2,000 gifted but Jason had a sale on so I gave him the subs and I was like,
thank fuck I saved 2k.
Ron I invited you.
Thank you Joe, seriously.
Ron I invited you.
Can you, can you say the thing like no trolling?
We just added some kid hack to my account.
What?
Can she say the thing?
There's a kid.
Over under 30 minutes before this game starts.
1 in the chat of your girl, 2 in the chat of your boy, 3 in the chat of you
like Joe what's your name Joe how do I add you what is your user just Joe dot
Bart okay let me on you
okay what's yours oh underscore Jinxie I need to remove these fuck sticks man Joe
I just want to say man I just you know out of the team I don't really respect
Jinksy, but I respect you bro, sort of point that out there
I respect you a lot, bro
I appreciate that, bro
Bro, you slept in my friggin bed for a week
No I didn't, I slept in your fucking bathroom, dick!
Why are people in my chat just typing random numbers?
Did you sort of say that like, like, I'm one...
Yeah, he said one in the chat of your boy, two in the chat of your girl, and three in the chat of if you like
Uh, my name is Endless, and...
Let's do 057
I got him, I got him, I got him
What a wholesome junko moment, right?
Yeah, no, but what happened to him he changed for the money, right Joe? Yeah, what the fuck I just seen
Dinksy deadass like started drinking to like bro shit changed man. It's guy's sick in the head
You were any started larking messy
Yo, what you got me back? I can't cuz the privacy settings. Let me see. Do you have my add-in you
now could you type it in again I'm I change my diaper quick you know can I
maybe get an invite to this game where we're in your game I'm in your game
I'm in your game I'm in your hand oh why do you type like a grandma you bitch
I've been on a controller for a year how do I see the custom lobby we're in
Bokeh off to the iPad, kid.
All right, now that's classic.
That's bad.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
You guys, the whole world is saying that shit.
I really hate this, bro.
I was saying that shit, bro.
All right.
I'm going to go pee, and then I need to set up these settings and give you all this
right shit.
Let me do that real quick.
Let me get that.
What are we doing?
That was pee equals drink alcohol quickly.
All right.
All right.
No shields.
He's going to go smack his big box mod vape right now.
Yep.
Yep.
I sold Ron a THC vape that was actually a DMT car and then he had a panic attack. Yeah, one of my friends actually had a
Fortnight cart in high school and he smoked and he started like freaking out and tweaking and throwing up
Yeah, that shit was probably laced with like everything
It's called chug jug to the moon or something like that was it below? No, it was like red. It was called like chug jug something, bro
Like I don't know
All right
I'm just gonna ban all the shield operators because nobody uses shields besides chugs
All right, there we go
Yeah, I thought you had a pee
Yep, who's ready right now bro game one let's fucking do this shit, bro
like if we lose a 7-0 lead Jason like I'm coming down there and I'm gonna face
fuck you like there's no world where we lose it what what games are you guys
most confident in outside of your games no I'm actually confident in this game
I'm not even kidding I think you got you think you two will win we would have
already beat you in a bro v bro Joe I'll beat you in Todd and you were a
Remember a phase brother
Quick-scoping bro, yo, okay, I let you have that so it was a bit more intense
Oh my god, Joe, do you believe in aliens?
Yeah, you want to have this conversation again?
I'm down bro. Do you believe in aliens?
Um, you've actually let me change that. Let me change type of medical in your backyard actual flying saucer crashes
All right, what are what is your what is your plan of action?
Um
Oh going live on twitch. Are you informing authorities? Are you going to invest me? I'm not informing authorities because I'll get locked away
All right. Yeah, because so you go live. I'll probably be friend to aliens separate calls. Emo it only good luck. Let's go lock in
I'll be friendly for aliens. You'd be friend it. What if it had a what if it had a disease and then
I'd turn it to you aliens are probably way more event. They probably solved every disease. Okay. Well, then how did he crash in your backyard?
You know
State of the world right now. Yeah, do be scooty
Tell Joe to look at his title what is your title Joe? I don't know. That's I'm a chud
I
Brovy broday plus I'm a child with half a gal and balding awesome
That's good titles. Well, you're my shakey more only high-fives
Let's do this
This is our call
Hey, well, let's do this
All right, Jax you down. Hi mine. Oh, we got this Joe Joe Joe. We got this. Okay. Yo, I you know, I think this is the game
I'm most confident in because I just feel like you're gonna to be one or 1v2. Oh chat. It's up to 11 tell them
It's up to 11. I'm gonna get 20 rounds. Yeah, like you guys said just tell them it's up to 11
So we're playing to 11 now
How are they gonna tell him how are they gonna tell them? It's up to 11. Oh, just play the 10 play the 10 just play the 10
Who do you want me to go?
Literally anything you want bro all I'm gonna do lion's fucking great
Actually bro lions good because you could just freeze them wherever they are
Okay, this is gonna be really fun day of gaming chat
And you tell me whatever you want to lion scan, you know, you just let me know. Yep. I have a really good feeling about this chat
Just tell them it's not gonna enter mods they have mod mods can type
Mods tell them we're gonna leave the lobby at 10. Okay, it's gonna make us play 11
We're just gonna whoever gets a 10 person
All right, I got any inkling of where they are they're gonna be upstairs every time because it's the only site
Are you leaving your cam down here? What's the tack?
Oh, they all know I'm leaving my cam here in case they flank and I'll keep you in alive
Joe you should drone site every round and then I'll have the plank cam. Okay
Arricaded they got a mute though, okay
We don't need any peace it's good. It doesn't counter ace
It's gonna be interesting
That was the craziest statement
You have a rusty driver played in three days
All we're gonna do is just push together. All right
I'm gonna go. Keep your god. You're gonna keep your gun up. I got my gun up
But they they barricaded that off, so I don't think they're gonna be standing here. All right. All this is clear
Yep, it's boarded off. I have a plank cam you can walk up and shoot that barricade down
They got they got this walled off to give a bulletproof cam that's you playing kind of well
All right, I'm gonna ace this so we have another entry point
Oh, they're on Legion
All right
Joe I
think
Hit your landscan hit your landscan
One sitting back by bonks surely that Legion come up jogging plant
Oh no he's back he's back left, back left by bonks.
Alright so that's not ideal, right?
That is the worst thing that could have possibly happened to us, that is the worst thing that
could have possibly happened.
I tried to plant, okay they have like a full blown set up, okay alright alright we need
We need to win 10 rounds, we need to win 3. Oh god.
Oh Jesus Christ, bro.
Okay.
Bro, Jinxie, can't you 1v2? Act like I'm not even here, bro.
If I'm being honest.
I don't think you should play with me as a team, because I think I'm actually going to hinder you
more than if you just actually played alone.
I got you in the bottom.
Yeah, I think I 1v2ed Ron and Klitz a couple months ago and beat them,
But it was yeah, it was zero zero. So this is interesting. I actually don't know
Well, you're right, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna just kind of be my
That was the worst possible start imaginable I could get shit on by Rhonda, I'm not gonna lie
Because Rhonda's good aim, but he doesn't really like nobody's doing that
Yeah, where else should I fall?
um this is good like this right here that's the walls you got literally do
that every time yeah all right
shoot the glass off that window next to you huh shoot the glass off that
window it doesn't matter actually I got this I don't even know if
they're pushing me I hear oh they're pushing something else yeah they're
pushing big window or something big window of the ying
and
lines literally one ht stop way
All set to jam done, Meridian.
Make sure it's not been big window.
I heard Zip
Well this game is like a nightmare
Big one gonna jump down
Yeah
What I literally I swear to God I
Jeek see we're about to lose your game bro the confidence is so down right now
Bro, they're so fast. They're so coordinated. Oh my god
Yeah, six rounds was crazy. Oh my god chat. They they they execute at the same time
I killed the run and then immediately got shot in the back by Jason
We're good when you see the barricades literally everything so I can't get caught off guard like that again
Well, I got shot in the back
Bro
Joe, I'm sorry man. This is wow now. I'm still there. We don't lose the Brovy bro
But I don't want to lose like any of our game. You know they mean
Dude, I know, but I'm sorry like this one's on me, bro. This one's on me
Okay, let's uh same thing
Everything open with ace
I'm not gonna give up, but my god, dude, Chad, they literally were so
Ron and Jason shot me in the back right after
Like they're like three two wanting shit
What is the shock firing right now?
I shot up another guy with a gun.
Alright, I have another flank down.
Should I entry with you or somewhere else?
Probably with me.
save your other two lines
I thought they'll
good to have that
All right, Joe, I have a perfect idea.
What?
I'm going to play in this corner,
and then you're going to walk up to the breach and hold me.
All right, Joe, are you ready to hold me?
Hit your line. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to play it. Hold me.
I'm located a bomb.
Hold me, hold me, hold me.
Holding.
If you're in that room, check it out.
What you're holding job
Barricade everything
You're saying literally just wall off everything like like yeah, we're just gonna wall off everything so I don't get caught off guard again
I'll set up over there. I need you to put a lesion mine on big windows so they can't jump in but lesion was good
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go mazzi. I'm gonna get on my like my shit
All right, we can win this we go in this
I we gave him too much of a little bit of a lead because I kind of forgot they could still just kind of headshot me bro
Their aim is fine do their aim's not bad. Okay, not bad Joe. We got some hope here
Yeah
I mean I bit I okay I played see you but not like on your team yeah like in the
tournament I think yeah I got a bulletproof cam down to I'm gonna get a
spawn P kill I'm gonna sit on cams the other one somewhere else now we just
barricade everything and play like pussies
that's not going to be a lie
just make sure you can't find out what the hell he's got on that window
still
ok, future 2
we're back, so I'm going to play confident
he's on that window still
he's on that exact big window
yeah, I have a C4 so if he hops in, I can kill him
he's not getting up there
You jump down, you jump down, you jump down.
There we go, Joe! There we fucking go!
No!
Oh, check! Here we go!
Yeah, we just gotta keep doing that.
Yeah, they're gonna have to change up the strats,
because those fleet, dude, lesion is such a good pick.
Just keep going, lion lesion, that's perfect, Joe.
Also, Joe, whenever I plant and you hit that lion scan,
it's beautiful because they can't move,
so if they move, they can protect it.
Chad, we're back, we're back, we're back.
Look, Joe, I hit the lion scan while you're planting,
or literally run out like right right before I plant about a second before I plant because it's
Yeah, we're gonna do that same thing every round where I'm gonna get the breach you're gonna kind of sit on it
And then I'm gonna be on trophy door every round
Absolutely beautiful we're back fuck I wish he didn't give me six rounds Joe. Oh
Oh man, you wanted to give them seven originally. I know I know I know they would have been at nine
Now the thing is Ron and Jason like their aim is fine
They're just kind of lost but like I have to be really smart because they could just kill me
We're good
Bro some play it's time playing rank like I'm playing more scared cuz I don't want to die
You can still win like they're not like
Yeah, it's not ideal.
Probably don't push downstairs. I have a cam so safe.
Yeah, we're just gonna be like real passive.
There's one more round and then we're in like...
I'm gonna see if they change their strats. I don't know if they have yet.
Alright.
Same shit.
Deploy some of them!
Same shit again.
I have two lines right save the other team
yeah yeah yeah yeah
okay so this might think they're gonna play like real scummy and flying
I have a cam for it
oh my god that was you
okay it's fine
I got a cam I got a cam you want me to cam
drone through the breach yeah yeah drone drone
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna tweet it.
Oh, I shouldn't have.
Joe, do you see that couch on the reach?
The couch?
I think you can shoot through the couch and break the new jammer.
Did you break it?
Oh, no.
No, I broke a legion.
oh my god he's waiting on the door of the window yo they know the setup
I'm seeing you're tweaking about your skin. I saw you reload with the house. Dude. I don't even know I bought this bundle
I don't need my job. What do you think is this? Okay now? Here's the thing
We won that we need to for the next attack
We have to do something about those new chambers because not being able to drone is a nightmare. Is there a character?
That's good at countering. I think lion has EMPs or grenades
So I just let you think money and peas if you throw EMPs are around that couch
You're gonna break the new chamber because I know where it is
All right Joe reinforce those same four walls you've been doing yeah, let's go
and then go to those same blue lines on the left where they found the bomb
looking good Jack
yeah so now we have to go to this right
yeah they're starting to like not win anything now
I got it. I got it.
They have a clock
Are they super one now?
They're not pushing me
Bro, I think they're doing okay box downstairs
Jason's big window just so watch those holes. Watch those holes. You know where Ron is at all or no
Ron's below with a buck. Okay.
Where's that? Here it came. It's top white right over here. One's big window, one's top white.
Just keep watching those holes on big window. That's all I need you to watch.
The same way you killed Jason Mazra.
Where are these drones at?
Hey, Logie!
Fuck!
I still hear outside
Joe watch this door watch this door
I feel like I hear behind me. No, no, no one's big window one store. No one's behind you
Keep watching that door. They're drowning. He's about to keep the door. He's about to keep the door
Watch that door keep watching that door
I feel like they're also not trying to they're entering in the same spot every time
yeah they're not working the thing is if they enter anywhere else I'm gonna
finger blast them like if they try to even put oh they know that's the only
Yeah, I'm just gonna shotgun them. They're trying to get me like the SMG 11 them. I guess I don't know
Bro, they went doggie be which was smart. I look you think do you have don't could be unlocked. She's so busted
Where
White mouse it looks like a white cat or a mouse. I don't know with glasses. I don't write middle right
No, I don't have it. Fuck Chad. They wouldn't go. Can I lock in a gamer now? No, if you don't have it's just
It's it doesn't matter, but it's fine. Do you have Joe? What do you have online?
Right now
Well, right now online, I have grenade, but I can do stun claymore or frag
Even grenades are perfect because we can get new chambers with grenades. That's good
Well, that's what happened though. The one round I threw a native and it got rid of some shit
They went downstairs. Oh, no, they went out. They went out
Drone is located above. They did the same strata gas. The upstairs was easier than new
All right, keep the nades on line. You're sure you have nades, right?
Yeah, I've made
So Joe there's gonna be a new chamber down on the breach on that white and red couch
If you throw a grenade behind it, it'll break the new chamber. We can drone all of them
But you want to actually same spot yeah, yeah, this
Never switch it, it's the best spot in the game, because we have two edgy points, we have trophy and breach.
And you don't play the breach denying the plants the Nile, and then I'll go to the door.
I'm setting up a breach.
Fine, let me drone.
I'm going to get that flint cam set up again.
Okay.
I have a flint cam, that's good.
Alright, Joe, I'm gonna need you to throw that grenade on that breach.
It's my cow.
Right here, Joe, right here.
Run, run, run, run, run, run.
I think you got it.
Now throw the breach.
Throw the breach, yeah.
Throw it, throw it, throw it.
Yeah, throw through the breach. See what you see, see what you see.
They got hole in wall here.
I'm gonna shot it once in back by bedroom
Loading mind out into the same thing just wait, okay, I'm gonna do that same plant that I've been doing
All right Joe hit your lion scan right now right now
Bro, he's just holding that fucking angle. I just got it. I feel like I gotta go in where you are
Bro, they just hold that hole in the wall and then I just get head tapped.
Damn, I got timings.
Wow.
Okay.
The defense is that I'm not worried about the attacks is harder.
Fuck, okay.
No dude.
Okay, okay.
We're good, we're good.
The attacks is harder.
Bro, I almost want to try like some weird, okay, I'm going to do some weird stuff.
We got to win six rounds in a row here.
We have to win six rounds straight.
Yep.
We can do it.
We won four straight.
6th trade
It's just yeah
Oh my god
Are you think I should go Legion again?
Wait Joe did you walk in the breach or no?
Yeah go Legion go Legion
What do you mean?
Like did you stay on the breach or did you walk through it?
I walked through that I
What do you mean?
Like the breach that you did
The breach that you did I just long and walked through all of these things
Oh like you weren't walking through it
You just stayed behind it
Yeah
Yeah okay that's good
I did the first time that he shot me, but I didn't think you'd be able to see me from where I'm at, but I need to see if I can have you kill me.
All you gotta do, Joe, is kinda just like, play back here-ish?
Like, I'll show you later. I'm gonna try to get another early kill.
Keep barricading, Sider.
Yup, yup, yup.
Five seconds left.
Where are you going to hurt it? Located. Yeah, I'm going to hold it in place for hostile action.
They're shooting through a big window?
Yep. Just keep putting those goo mines in that same spot. They can't do anything about it.
I'm barricaded.
Don't wait, it's barricaded!
Ah, poor lad.
I've been fired by a hundred people.
I don't know where he is.
I
Got this is fine
to be one
Now we just stack up view minds and play passive joining me
I mean I literally have
Throwing in different corners. Oh my god, he's born
Fuck.
Thank you.
Oh my god, yo, sorry for the bad times, bro. I thought that shit was called barn.
It's red, bro. Looks like a fucking barn.
No, you're good. Dude, okay, for attic, one of your gumites put on that platform and we literally never peek it, okay?
Okay, that's it and we're good.
That's what I did the other rounds,
but I was like, I'm just going to check
but there's no shawty's there.
And he was like four feet away from me and a shawty man.
Joe, could you go ace by any chance
and just ace the main wall?
Dude, I think Chad, I'm going to go with a different approach
and just nomad everything off.
But I don't know, bro.
Because they have rotates,
so it's like really fucking awkward.
I think if Joe aces the wall, I go nomad.
I could maybe-
You want me to ace the wall, you've been acing.
That wall and then the attic wall.
You need to use your drone to locate a bomb.
Both of those walls.
Bro, they're actually chapped. They're not bad.
Like, Rob's shooting back at me every time.
It's like, they're not bad.
Jason's five and five, my god.
Chad, this is tricky, guys. This is not easy.
I'm trying to play so passive.
Six rounds might have been OD.
five rounds I did it was five eight right now Joe I'd be chilling and you
want to be worried at all I would be worried at all because it's like now
there's a safety blanket like five is more fair but I you know what to do is
like they don't like on one of their games they'll just give us a heavier
like I'm gonna red paint them because I have this operator don't be who just
got a rework and she's like busted okay all we're gonna do were to take
get extra slow and you're just going to ace the wall up and acing and then I'll show you
the other one there's all right Joe you are right now you're good to ace that wall yep
you can ace it you can ace it now Joe what I want you to do don't keep the breach yet
Come over here and ace this.
And then, then beat the breach, right?
But like, slowly. You want me to beat breach?
Maybe drone the breach first.
Drones are pretty big, yes.
I'll actually drone the breach.
Oh, he's right there!
Oh my God!
I'm telling you we're winning this. I'm locked. Joe, you're full carrying right now. Joe,
If you see me if you see me run for your fucking life like if it's close range
You're literally never
I where was I gonna run he had a shot what I I was to me
He was crouched three feet away from me and right when he killed the drone. He just ran at me
Don't he's not gonna work guys because they have fucking me we have to go
We need to win 4 rounds unanswered.
4 rounds unanswered.
Oh my god, we could do this.
Joe, reinforce people reinforcing.
I'm going to do this so Ron can make that attic play ever again.
Dude, I just shit on Jason.
Alright, yeah, we got this.
I'm actually dying.
I got both my hands.
Joe, reinforce these two walls.
five seconds insertion now to okay you are good you're fine nice one more
one more this big one doesn't let me just forget about it
Loading, new magazine.
Three four ready.
We're shooting windows.
I'm gonna put my gun back on it.
There's literally nothing they can do about the window.
Two goo mines?
Yeah, I got two down.
Joe, I need you to start throwing your leisure mines on this door.
They're drowning?
Throw them like here too.
I want to last up.
It is on white.
Top light right here.
Top light.
Can you shoot through that wall or not?
Which wall?
The bricks?
and what it's never gonna peak in.
He is low.
I got this.
Come on!
Come on Joe! We're back!
Let's go.
I
Don't know how they kill him because he flashed in and I shot him first, but I guess you just had to have me
Yeah, it's just headshots. That's all this. Okay. I think I'm gonna I'm gonna go ace you go lion
Oh, bro, but I want to go nomad and just fucking you're brown
Joe go ace go ace same thing. I'm gonna go nomad. I'm gonna go nomad
If they try to play close with mute again
I'm gonna fucking flash then nomad of a knock run on his ass and prefire him
All right, we got this shit job. This is really close though. I'm not gonna lie. It's kind of cinema. We need to win three straight
Bro one bullshit headshot, and it's like over. I'm trying to play so bad
If I get like wall bang chat, no, and dude if you want to bait my fucking body
Let me know I will like swing an area so you get intel to beyond
Yeah, yeah, it's not really that real your mate like you're actually like really helpful if you hold my plan like if I plan
I'm defenseless so I kind of rely on you that's why I'm gonna go nomads
I'm gonna sort of nomad geni's a lot of movement for them like if they move they hit a air jam
So I'm just gonna keep going. I'm just gonna try to be annoying
All right, keep that drone out. That's beautiful. They're upstairs with mute again
So same thing
He threw down another jammer
It's alright. We can kind of assume Ron's gonna be close to that breach again
You think he's gonna hold him in the shock? I think he's gonna hold the breach for the shotgun again. Yes
All right, so I have a flank cam. We can't get flanked
Joe you can ace that wall you've been acing. All right, you're dead. And now Joe run run ace this
Like this this boy this one right here
Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.
I'm gonna come back with a break.
I cannot walk through the breach anymore.
Now, Joe, hold the breach for like a distance,
because you might be close to the shotty.
Should I just drone it?
I'm droning it.
Oh, god, yeah, drone it, drone it.
Is he there?
He's not in there, no, no, no.
Okay, that's kind of huge.
But they're holding that hole through that wall,
so I can't swing that.
I know where Ron is.
He's planning the same spot he's been planning.
Don't peek, yeah, Joe. Don't peek.
I'm not, I'm not.
Alright.
Joe, all I want you to do is take the defuser.
The defuser is no longer in your position.
Okay, just listen, listen.
Run to this corner, it's- wait, wait, hold up, hold up.
Not yet, not yet.
That corner?
When I say run there and plant, okay, but ace this first.
Ace that first.
When I say run to that corner and plant.
Not yet.
Uh, now, now, now.
What? What's the plant bug? What's the plant bug?
You'll see it on your screen. I can't run back.
Alright, I'm gone. I'm gone. I'm gone.
You'll see it on your screen.
Planning, planning, planning.
Plan, plan, plan.
We're shooting, we're shooting.
I'm not cornered.
Protect the diffuser. Keep your gun up.
I'm not cornered.
Down to one friendly.
Four remaining.
Yes, Kyle!
Joe, good shit with the plant!
Good shit with the plant!
Oh my god, that's the strap.
That's the strap.
Dude, two more rounds, Joe.
What a fucking comeback!
Yeah, I just shit on Ron.
I just shit on Ron.
Oh my god.
Okay, same strat. We're not gonna change anything.
Mazi Legion.
Joe, reinforce the same four walls we're reinforcing.
We got this, bro.
What a comeback, Chad!
We were down, bro.
They had a six-round lead, and they won two rounds in a row.
We were down 8-0!
Oh, my God!
This is actually Cereba.
Jigsie has 16 kills. You have won, my mod said.
Brother, yeah, and this is not my game.
I'm like I'm like I'm like every round
I'm gonna do a spawnpeak that I haven't done this entire game
Yes, okay now I'm gonna sit inside remember Ron almost won this hot literally hide in that room that the room you're in
It's the safest room in the game, and I just need you to stack up your two mines
I
Don't get right now. Just stack up your good minds
You want me to stack them on white white big window this too? Oh
You already did one there one more there low-key on the drop
Whatever we do we just don't peak Ron unless he has a fucking do in his foot. He can't do anything
Everything I'm doing is working
Okay, I got it down I got it down
Okay, Ron pushing what I could.
He's pushing where we are.
Ron is going to blow up this breach.
I got something for his ass.
Joe, stay alive.
I'm going to put a C4 below him.
I
Watch this Joe just out throw a good mind on the breach
Whenever you can Joe throw a good mind on the breach I dead I
Hear him why no, no, he's not white. He's not why none of them. I'm gonna see for him
Keep throwing, keep throwing goo mines right over here.
He's running somewhere else.
He flashed.
He dropped down.
We head up.
About to see four his ass.
I just hide it, hide it, hide it.
I'm finally left operator standing.
He is one tap.
Down to 15 seconds.
down to 15 seconds 10 seconds ago five seconds remaining
Oh my god.
Oh my god, chat one more.
One more, Joe.
One more.
Dude, this is unreal, but they got two rounds in immediately, 8-0.
Joe, from me to you, bro, like brother to brother here, when it was 8-0, I thought
it was absolutely over because everything that can go right right now is going right like I'm just
getting like every time I spawn peak they run right where I'm looking like I just I keep hitting
headshots like everything that could possibly be happening that could go right is going right
one more round Joe one more message birthday today I know message 39 that's crazy all right
same track. I think you going, chat is Joe going to Lion better? I don't know.
They threw a mute in the same spot. Go Lion grenades. I'm going to need you to grenade that
couch spot. Remember that couch you grenade that and you just get that camera.
Ten seconds. Dude if we get to ten we may as well play them do eleven and just
shed on them maybe more. Five seconds. No because then if we lose they'll say
that you're flying to 11. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right. You gotta end it as that.
You're right, you're right. Alright. I have a flank cam again. They literally have never flanked one
time. Ron? I was expecting Ron to go. I'm going for a stable Ronaldo play and doing a flank,
but he hasn't yet. Like, I know Ron likes to do weird shit. Watch out, don't move, don't move.
I don't want to actually, like, team kill you or something. Alright. Shoot this barricade down,
I'm gonna drone
All right same strat as always the breeches muted doesn't matter you're gonna grenade that couch spot again
We need the couch again
Good Lions get really good. Okay, save your other two. I saw my plank in
Strat
One is right in that window on ping. Like standing on that spot.
He's half health.
C4 not working.
Heard that from the fucking mile away.
Alright, I'm gonna play like a fucking cringelow.
Joe, hold my game room camp or hold my game room camp, hold it, let me know if you see
him.
I'm gonna literally bring my drone all the way to white and see if I can drone it from
here.
You have located bombs.
Same kids.
I'm not seeing anybody on game room cam
Let's go.
Oh my god, he's gonna keep it on that kill.
That is insane.
Oh my god.
Chat, 10 rounds. We were down 8-0.
We won 10 of the 12 rounds, Joe. Good opening kill on Jason, by the way. Good fucking shit.
Thank you, thank you.
Do you want to risk it and play them to a lab owner now?
No, fuck no. Just go back up and be like it's over.
Okay, okay, okay, bye bye.
Because that's what we said
Yo
Gg over Ggs. Yeah, we said 10. We said 10. Yeah, you also said go by 9 to now playing 1 by 2 bitch
Facts you didn't say
We said 10 we said 10
Wait, aren't you the one who literally said seven point lead the game would have been over bro
Hey, Joe, I kind of just want to go to 11 just to shed on them one more time
All right
See I knew Ron wasn't gonna like it I just need him to like see no, but it's so much
But dude, I know we need 11, but it's like I didn't want to even try that because then if we lose
They'll say they won. Yeah, no, I know, but we're not gonna lose like I have them literally in the palm of my hand right now
I'm like fucking Thanos, and I think the majority of the the rounds they've won are when they're on defense
Yeah, they're fucked the only attacks they've won is when they were jumping a big window, but don't I'm not
I'm not even just saying this to like hype you up your lesions on the window
They're literally like winning us the game because they hit it every time they cannot push big window
Why do they keep jumping in?
Okay, I already have to can let's just win one more chapter. We're gonna save me one by two
Whoa, where it falls
This was fun though
Same do my stuff like do here on separate sides
Now we're gonna do that anymore
And then I have these holes you can peek through to see if they're peeked when they jump in.
And then let's watch out for the right. Throw a goo here as well.
And then after you throw one here, and then after you throw that one, throw the one right.
I got the operator standing. I got wall banked.
Oh my god.
There was a trolley.
Oh no. Oh my god, I got wallbang.
Joe, I'm not even getting you to win this.
The advice, op-for has located a bomb.
So Joe, hot?
Okay. No one's big window, so don't worry about big window.
I think they're pushing master.
You know the spot we push from? They're pushing bad.
But Joe, they can only come through the door.
They can't go through the breach.
Joe, go right up to this door in front of you
and just peek them. Right here, right here.
Yep, you'll see him on the door to your left. They can't go through the breach
The door is gonna walk into the door the one that I've been pushing
In and at their end, it's their insight.
Yep close left brother if you go through the door he's close left
Yep, this other guy had a cataclysm right here right there, right there, right there.
Hold on, I'm gonna try.
Joe, I got wall banged.
Oh, bro, this is why I didn't want to do this bullshit win by two shit, bro.
I know, I know.
But Joe, I got wall, I got fucking.
I know, but now it's like first game in, they're already going to be like, if they win this, bro, they're going to be like, oh no, it's already contention, like.
Joe, we got this. Don't you worry, bro. All right.
It's overtime. Oh God. Oh God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
So that's definitively last round this is to fit whoever wins this this definitively last round
Bro, I hope you understand how rare my death was though. Like I'm not dying like that again
Ron has plot armor
It's okay, don't worry Joe. I'm just gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna wake up same thing reinforce the same four walls
Do only one lesion mind big window choose unnecessary one big window one attic one top white
Same spot protect the bomb
Import these
down to 10 seconds
is that a dump now?
down to 5 seconds
bomb location secure
okay, why don't we just push through the window again?
Okay, one's box, and I push attic. We're gonna need that attic. Do mine again that you've
been doing.
I have two there.
Okay, huge.
And then get a do my gear.
I'm located above, protect it.
He's turning at it.
and then you might be located above protect it
starting at it
see scores that's a drawing for us
all right we know Ron's pushing attic
fuck it back
I was yanking.
If he jumps in a big window, he gets C4.
One's attic, he's still attic.
Make sure you don't die of attic, he's an attic.
Just swing attic, swing attic, peek attic, peek attic, peek it.
Okay, nevermind
One's out of still
I think I'm going to be able to get out of here, but I don't think I can get out of here.
I think I'm going to be able to get out of here, but I don't think I can get out of here.
Hit it.
Are they dead?
Watch my mind down.
Don't peek at it.
Don't peek at it.
Don't peek it.
Don't peek it.
Don't peek it.
Still running in the breach?
They're running it on me?
On my door?
Peek, peek, peek, peek him.
One friendly operator running.
Down to 15 seconds.
One out four remaining.
You're so good.
God, thanks, fuck.
Got a holy positioning back where...
We did it, baby! We did it!
Oh my god! Yes!
You're fucking boom-imes, Joe. You hit like 20 people.
Nice, bro.
Oh, GGs.
Oh my god, that was actually a sweat fest.
That was a sweat fest.
That was... bro, you went fucking 21 and 4.
Oh my god.
That was B.
Dude we were down eight rounds. Oh my god
This is the game you were supposed to win!
You were supposed to win that game!
Oh, shit.
Come on!
Listen, you won. You won.
But! But!
You did say 7-0, Lita.
You gave us a 6. But I don't care! Let's just go to the next game.
Let's go to the next game, yeah?
Yo, what game do we want, Jason?
We also go along the game
to give you guys another chance of winning.
Jason, what game do you want?
Absolutely Santa.
Let's play 4-9. Let's play 4-9.
Okay, 4-9.
What's your crutch?
I don't think a kill lead is gonna fucking work because they're like
Killrace because the killrace was gonna get sniked. We're all on toolkit, right besides Joe. Joe are you on toolkit or no?
No, he's not we can't do this. I was gonna say literally a one-minute delay. We do you go back in
Brochart industry one one minute. Why we did one game of what fortnight? Wait? She didn't we do blocks fight?
Yeah, but they need a they need something we need a big crutch bro a kill lead no I
Feel like we have a box like kill lead. It's like bro. It's like okay. 99 zero Peter bot bro
Like we're just gonna get a turtle
At least y'all could headshot me and shit like I don't even know if I can kill Ron and for my in a box
I oh look up. Okay. We give a run like a guncletcher
some shit
Cuz I could do 2v2 box fights, but I get no shotgun
Or first what if we do 2v2 box fights?
But you have a pick-ups
Pistol only like a common pistol. I don't think you should give me that I'll be better with that
I'm not I mean in my opinion. I'll do it if you want
I think I'll get all gold guns and you guys get all commons
There wait
I'm shit though
Yeah, no shit. How does that? How does it? Okay? I don't even know I don't even know how to build
JVM
Okay, okay, I mean I'm gonna do all comments if that's fair
I don't really know how to set that up. Are we able to do like a no build?
Custom yeah, but I still think you're gonna do that's like I I mean
Sunny bond if you think you would still shit on us in no, but I would rather view no builds
Jack what I look at the no builds
Yeah, build it's zero chance
For now without for now without build we might as well hop on bad
Me I don't think you're gonna. I actually also don't think
No, but it's gonna help you. I think you have a better. I mean quick me if I'm wrong
Like you guys could tell me I feel like you'll have a better chance killing me in box fights
If I don't use a shotgun to be honest
I can have shotgun because I'm sure I like dude. I like box fights
That's not even a chance
Gets a common fucking pistol. I like Joe. I think can you do that?
I don't know if you can do that. Can you do that? I'll do that. We get shields
We get gold ones Ron gets a common fucking pistol. Yeah, but can you do that? Like how do you set that up?
I
Fucking candy man, bro. Oh my god, aren't you able aren't most like box battles you spawn in an area where you like pick your guns prior
Yeah, but there's like the box fight shit is like
Yeah, I don't know how to change it
He said that Squishy thought he would do good against him in no builds and didn't get one round on him.
I think no shotgun box fights is fair.
I'm not even gonna build though, that's what I'm saying.
I'm just gonna wait for you to run.
That's kind of like you for Rainbow Six.
He's not trying to be that guy, but it's like the same shit.
You know, I'm saying what do you mean? Like I'm saying like, you know how he was like
Bad, but y'all still won like he's gonna be bad in this now
You know say like there's I don't know you're gonna be better in Geo guesser than me and you know, it's like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What are we playing to I can play controller. I've never done it run on quick happen
That's like such a crutch
Bro, but for nice is one of those games like if someone's better than you you actually just cannot kill them
If it's a level playing field in in builds
Let me go back. Let's do that
But we got to do for me guard list. Yeah, we still gotta do for some sort of thing
We'll do that. We still got to do forward guard. Let's go. What's a good way to do fortnight?
Cuz I kill these like gonna work as a stream snipers
Build fights like the 99 zero ship and we just do a smaller thing
We have to kill you like once and then you just have like shitty guns
We have to kill both of you guys
But you have like a common pistol. Are we still never winning that the way I okay?
No, actually, I gotta do this how we could do we could do box fights and
Okay, no heels, but I'm on 30 FPS
Bro
I mean Jake's whole stream just crashed. I'm back though. I'm back. Okay.
What does that mean?
It brings Wi-Fi.
Let me know.
Let me know what you want to do.
Like, we got to think about this.
We're going to be on all night.
We still have so many games to play.
Well, it's first to four, so.
OK, first to four or first to five?
Will be.
I feel like we should hash that out now.
So if we're at that point, we're not five.
Bro, I'm not doing shit all night, bro.
I can do five.
Yeah, I can do four or five.
We'll do first to five.
I'm not doing shit all night.
OK, I could do.
this is just gonna get like okay so look at my
hold on i i i i think i figured out a way to make this fair
okay 30 fps uh no mouse no i'm gonna play 30 fps
and i'm gonna play on a f***ing samsung what do you mean you're gonna play
I need a Samsung
If you look at my game, um, I don't know how to describe this, but
So Ron, you're gonna play fucking fortnight on a Samsung
Oh, just look at my game. Just look at my just look at my looking at your game. Yeah, so this is
How are you gonna be able to I think I could still I could still see your characters it's just like
It's just gonna be really hard your whole screen is like 30 pixels
Yo, this looks like fucking Minecraft, but like even worse. Let me see. Let me see what the game looks like
Hold on. Let me see what it looks like on this. I'm on 30 FPS. So
Let's see
Bro, I like the idea of build fights, but you're not gonna win a build fight. I'm never gonna win
Listen, I'm just gonna play cringe, bro. The same way you play R6. I'm literally you're never gonna get why don't we do zero builds?
I think your best bet what is going to be boxfights
For you just said the you just said if we do builds we're not winning
Box has a ceiling shit like
He's just gonna gain high ground and then fucking kill us. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, it is so bad.
I came and get to run.
What about not winning no build, bro?
I feel like no build.
We have a better like you don't understand, bro.
When I played Archey in box fights, I didn't build, but I did be in.
As this game going to load or should I just restart my game?
Yeah, like my dots are going.
Oh, shit.
I got kicked out of lobby.
Got it. Oh my God.
I just got Dodger the size box fights.
We have to win once.
You have to beat us 10 times.
I
We have to win once you get a sense
You get like one time and we win I mean I'll take that I mean I'll take that
I'll take that one. That's fair. Wait
One pump on Ron's head and it's one pump head cap and it's over one is crazy
But Joe doesn't have a build. I don't know how to be serious. I'm not going to build
I mean we could do two because
It's up to the top about about a O. Lee
Well, I don't understand why if I'm in another stream you go in and say fuck you Jinxie in that chat
It's like what?
Okay bro, they call me fat bro, look at me.
Like come on.
Bro, I don't think so.
Dude, Ron, yo, chat, what's fair, Ron has to kill us.
Ron and Jason, Jason's playing too.
Ron and Jason have to kill us.
They only need what I'm saying.
Yeah, that is the thing,
cause it's not like a 2v2,
like if we kill Ron, Jason's still gonna kill us.
I feel like bro, us having to get two rounds
is, I feel like one round's fair.
Thank you.
Yeah, but then it's like R6, it's like we got fucked.
You're saying like, we got a-
You see bronze in Fortnite?
Okay, but I've only played like three games, bro.
Come on.
Okay, that's my point.
It's-
Could do! It could do!
And I'm not building.
You could do an 8-0 lead to 15.
No, here's what I think, bro.
Oh, what?
We do box fights.
We all want-
Seven rounds.
We do box fights.
We all have the same guns, same loot, same everything.
We have a 19-0 lead, Joe.
We beat them one time.
Box fights fly by their instant.
They're like 30 seconds of this.
Yeah, I know.
It'll be like 20 second rounds.
You guys have the same weapons as us 20 20 to 0
Like cuz like bro and on a 1v1 rock eating me a hundred times over and I want to see a row
90
I mean, I'm warming up right now. Hold on
Well, you're playing on five frames per second, bro
No, I'm playing on a foot. I can't even I don't even know what I'm looking at. Is that him right there?
I don't know. Wait, yeah, you
think I could see the one? Are
they that bad? Miho. This is
probably our worst game of the
day as a team. Well, okay,
Jack, I can summon Bill. I'm
not. I love he still got it.
What am I out of 10? Okay, I
could get it. I could get us
play like, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on. This is
actually, Jack, look at this.
I can play on this if this is what you want me to play on, I can play on this.
Oh!
You're gonna play us on this.
Joe, do you want to play on this?
I feel like I'm watching a stream from like 2009.
Bro, let me see if I can lower the pixels.
Yeah.
Okay, I can put on...
No, I can't put on two. Two is like unbearable.
Like Joe, he's flying and he's literally like pixelated.
Like I can't even believe it.
Two percent is not possible, bro.
I mean, I could do this.
Bro, Ron, let's do it first time.
Ron, 90%!
Wait, 19%!
I didn't see this guy.
Wait, never mind.
Hold on, let me see if I could...
Alright, how about you play on that, and we have to win two rounds.
And you have to win 20.
Ron, I'm not even telling you to go pixelated.
I'm not even telling you to go pixelated, Ron.
We win.
We have to kill you one.
We have to kill you guys one time.
You have to kill us 20 times, deal?
You know what, let's do it, Ron.
Yeah, what did you say, what did you say?
Ron, just take it bro, I'm feeling nice.
20 box fights, we have to beat you in one box fight, you go straight.
How did it go from...
No two bro, you go 18-0.
Alright, let's see Ron play.
Two if Ron plays on this.
Alright, I gotta up it a little bit then.
I gotta up it like a 10.
You're gonna play it and see the enemy.
Ron, I have this one.
Okay, I can play on this one.
Look at my screen, you look at my screen.
Is this fair to look?
Yeah, you can do 4%.
How do you even play?
So Joe's on this we have to kill him
No, we have to yeah, we have to kill no not him we have to beat him and
We have to win two rounds they have to win 20. This is unfair. This is over yo guys
I don't even want round to do this. Yo, Ron's chat
I can't see the enemy. It's
just quite normal. I'm going to
get seasickness watching this
bro. I don't know. I feel like
I'm kind of watching like an
early version of Minecraft.
No, bro. He's still winning.
So, all right. Can we start?
start from Ron if I'm gonna love you bro on God I'm feeling nice bro all right
Jeff I'm playing normal or no normal yes normal normal all right how am I
gonna kill nice until lead yeah 19 kill lead how many times we have to kill you
once one time twice you said wait are you five foot 170 yes yes so then it's
a so then it'd be 18 kill lead then right cuz that's 18 kill lead first
one to 20. We have to kill Ron and Jay-Anne. Let's not forget Jason's probably better than
both of us as well, Joe. I invited you. We need to add Joe.
So we need to win two box sides, then we need to win 20. And Ron's on deck.
How do I add Ron? What's your user? W. Icon state.
Alright, it's five foot. Oh my god, everyone's going to add me. Do you have anyone added
to friends of friends or no? No. I'll add you faster than anyone.
Yeah, what mode do I play like we're not
But Ron hold up. I have a question Ron. Yeah, the 18 the two kills thing was only brought up when you were pixelated
But now you're not pixelated. So should it be 19?
Yeah, you also said it was a seven point lead in Rainbow Six siege and then you guys throw one by seven in
I can't bail like you can just head shot me and see all right. I'm gonna still make you shit, bro
You know, you're gonna lose regardless. All right. All right. Let's get two rounds, bro
Let's get that. Yeah, but it's gonna be one one after
30 on the K30 now never back down never give up jellyfish jam
What is the map does anyone know I need to get a 2v2 map
So chat we need to win two box fights, what are the odds of this run a prediction on this?
Two box fights. What do we think?
I'm certain of it wait zone rulers easier run for them
for us
So I'm just gonna build if you want to get a regular box down trying to find it
I'm trying to find it. I don't they made this shit like so confusing bro. Like why the fuck would they ever make it like this?
So for night made the setting is confusing to I don't know what they've been to their head, bro
It's just a majority of my sensitivity and that's it. That's what we don't need
I'm ready. All right, Joe. We can do this Joe. Don't fucking give up
Joe
Oh here you go with this messy shit here he fucking goes man
Ah, it's the 7!
Guys, let's start this, bro. Let's start this, please.
Yo, we're finding us, everybody.
Yeah, we're two hours in and one game in.
Okay, bro, sometimes life gets you unexpectedly, bro.
As long as the chat's having fun, I'm having fun.
Can we get a W-ROM with a bandit?
What is that fucking E-Note Jason just did?
He's good, he must.
Oh my god, we're in.
All right, Joe, we gotta go twice lock in Joe. I'm telling you, you know, we gotta kill both of them slice bro
JC are you gonna build? Yeah, are you?
I'm not I'm not building. I'm so damn Joe you have all right. Select my teammate Joe or Jason. I'm not
We could one pump them
We could one pump them
We could one pump them bro
I feel like I'm gonna die
What servers are we playing on? What's my ping right now?
Should I change that to central? Should we back out?
Nah I don't care
I don't think that's changing shit
Holy shit
I got a shot off
You guys wanna go separate calls?
We're gonna be much strategy going on here.
You're gonna be the builder for us, okay?
Yeah, good shit.
I like that.
I like that.
I'm trying to down him down.
I'm trying to down him down.
I'm trying to down him down.
I'm trying to down him down.
I'm trying to down him down.
Oh my god!
Oh no! Oh no!
No, no, no, never again, never again, never again!
Never again, never again, never again!
I don't want to hit him! Let us fall!
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
Jason, that's fine.
I'm assed, I'm assed, I'm assed.
Shit, alright.
Okay, Joe, you wind this up below you.
He's not gonna win this, Jason. Just fucking score here, bro.
Why can't I see my HP?
Oh, they changed my HP on the bottom left.
I was like, what's up?
Joe, I'm not getting more coasting.
Just pump run.
No, he's getting like two of us a damage.
Jason, we're gonna get lucky.
We're gonna get lucky.
Jason, we're gonna get lucky.
I'm not throwing anymore.
I don't want to eat the lettuce bug.
Let's just wrap this thing up.
Jason, look.
There's no way.
Pack it up, no flash.
Pack it up, right here.
Pack it up.
I hit 51.
Kill him.
Don't worry.
Jason, don't open my head.
It's though.
You motherfucker.
Okay, so.
Don't open my head. It's no you motherfucker
God I just want to see Ronnie the whole head of
I just need you to not die just
Jason, Jason just ran!
Jason just used your ammo!
We're good.
Joe, we got this, we got this, we got this!
We've seen rounds.
We got one 15, we got one 1.
I'll pop it until the last.
I feel bad.
I feel like we're not over back.
I got one more.
I'm gonna need some help over there.
I got him, I got him.
I'm gonna put the gas.
Joe, how are we doing this?
I swear!
Run was so long.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
Ah!
Oh, not a bad idea.
Okay, bro, you're late.
JC can shoot his shot, but I'm forgetting.
The way that we win, bro, we just got to kill one of them, then it's 2v1.
Bro, it's mainly me.
How do you say Fortnite the same way you hoop?
I feel like that's a good description of where I play Fortnite.
130 on 16.
it's so hard bro I just want to land one fucking head
Ah, but you see has like aim assist that aims to my fucking dome. I'm nice run. Literally target run
Yeah, I'm a player to bear on the threat to
Is you know is you know, Joe just finding out what the fuck
Oh
Okay, here's the thing he can heal so we do it. We got to do damage all
Cannot give him time to heal. We gotta say we gotta say I didn't miss you get added a fortnight, bro. I think like a year ago
I'm just kidding!
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
You're such a slut!
Hey, hey!
Why do you shit at this block?
Jason, is all this shit or just troll?
I'm not gonna troll, bro.
I actually feel good.
I feel snappy.
You, you fucking made me wanna pickaxe, that's um...
A box!
AHHHH!
Don't give it!
He's running!
He's running!
He's running!
He's running!
He's running!
He's running!
He's running!
He's right. He's right. He's shielding shielding shielding shielding
You got a rush in there. Hold up. I have to heal. I just died the fucking message
I mean
I literally let you kill me DC
Just re-soting.
Joe, they need 10 more.
We need one.
Oh, bro, Jason, do not fucking troll my shit.
You don't want these ones?
You don't want these ones, Jason?
I want all of these ones.
I want all of these ones.
Blah.
I feel like while I can lose it, I harm myself and can.
It's a 185 pump to the head.
I'm dead.
If Jason's confident, though, he'll
see if he won us right now.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Don't listen.
Don't listen.
Don't listen.
I'm confident, bro.
Yo, something happened to me.
Like, I'm so make the wish, bro.
I'm good at the game, too.
Get in the box!
Oh, sorry, sorry, I thought we had to wait in the 30 seconds.
Stay in the box, stay in the box.
All right, go, go, go, go.
I'm in the box.
Bro, what's the build button, Ron?
Oh, you know.
Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah, that's like, this reminds me of, like, we play
on the controller when I switch to KDM, bro.
I never learned how to build.
Me, a DAPT, and Jason played hardcore Minecraft
for three hours, and a DAPT didn't know
how to build a third hour in, bro.
Like, like.
It's just, like, yeah, I know.
You didn't understand the concept.
How do I build a pyramid?
You go, you hold V?
And then you right click?
And then you go fuck yourself.
Come on, welcome.
Jason, don't show again, like here.
Jason, just play back, bro, seriously.
I'm good, bro.
Can you play my game?
No, I don't like to play your game.
You don't know how to play the game.
I'll get in peace by the fucking GZ!
Oh my god!
No promise.
No!
No, no, no!
I'm so scared!
I'm so scared!
Just don't die!
You're getting pissed off by fucking...
Oh my god!
No!
No!
No!
Oh god, let me get the lunch!
Let me get the lunch!
No, no, no!
Get the meat!
What the fuck?
Jason, you're gonna lose...
I should have never chose you.
It's my teammate.
No!
Yeah bro, are you fucking kidding me?
Oh yeah, you don't want it, you don't want it, you don't want it, you don't want it, you don't want it.
Joe, give women to the greatest ever. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
No!
Let's go!
There's no one!
There's no one!
We're just not in Fortnite!
There's no one!
Do you think someone's aiming at Shaka?
Don't do that to me!
Yeah, I knew there was no one. I'll do that.
How many more do we need?
I need you to play locks. Stop worrying about how many more.
Pull back!
Go on one strategy that works and I'll be trying it every time.
You don't want to do the spray battle with me, 6-3!
Shit, we need 6 more, dude.
We need six more please six more. All right, so lock it like a
Joe don't change anything I don't like
Nice! Good job, kid!
They need how many more? How many more? How many more?
Five more, five more. Five more.
Joe is just... OK, Jason, just watch your back. Joe is just running around.
Jason's actually a burger.
No! I talked over a plank.
That's what I've been trying to do.
I can see you, bro.
Joe Ann at the right every time and JC goes on the left, okay?
How do you build a fucking staircase, dude?
Eh, eh, eh, eh.
I'm piecing messy, piecing messy.
200 messy.
Move on. I'm down.
I'm down by Jekyll.
Joke me.
Joke me.
Joke me.
Joke me.
How do I roll, bro?
Come on, don't pick that.
There we go.
you're only killing Jason. He's got to ignore Jason. You got to
I'm a player too. I am. I'm playing two guys.
Jason, don't go. Jason. Oh, don't stack up. Stack up. Stack up.
Stay with me! Stay with me!
Stack up!
Oh my god, I'm down!
I have a fish!
One thing! One thing!
He's dorm!
I'm actually just not worried at all, bro.
I know my teammate hasn't said it bad. That's why I jumped in.
Ping!
Ron is freaking out.
I'm gonna pop him up freaking out at all.
shielding
Joe thanks for the fucking deal by the way
no problem bro
how much shield does fuck with God
well now I got full HP again
because Joe gave me his fish
just watch Jason look
I'm watching, I'm watching
I died at jinxy I make God strike me down
Hey, why does Jinxing know what he's doing like a little bit?
You don't want the spirit battle with me!
One more, one more, one more, one more, one more!
If I had Rod, you would not have been breathing on me!
Jinxing, bro, if it's a lonely one, I'm getting you every single time!
Please, go right, go left, go left, go left, go left!
Joe, I-
You're fucking FNCS winner!
Bro, keep asking me to light the fucking level!
Sit the fuck down, matter of fact,
catch that fucking grenade!
Bro, come back!
Bro, come back!
Alright, fucker.
Nah.
Hahahahaha!
Alright boys.
That's the end.
Alright, yo!
I'm not gonna lie!
Boom!
I can't believe you got that first kill of the bat!
the bat no
Jason
Now what's the next game
Or do we want to be rusty and do a neutral
We're good!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I said the goals!
We need to strad, we need to strad!
Okay.
Joe, what do you think about GeoGasper?
We just dunk on them really quick.
Like, back to time.
I was just gonna say GeoGasper,
we could dunk on them,
or we could like really go the mind path.
Because he's so confident right now,
you could do it like a 2v2 spelling bee.
I would do that or GF.
We had a comfortable leave, we're good!
All right, so we won that one,
so we could choose a game.
I feel like it's only fair we choose a control game.
No, we choose.
I thought if you lose, you choose.
If you lose, oh yeah, if you lose you choose.
You pick whatever you want, all right?
You're doing neutral or something.
Yeah, what do we think?
I was gonna just tell you about potentially doing a neutral.
Chad, what are you saying, bro?
This is scary.
Yo, we should have won Siege, no troll.
This is what's left.
Anything but IQ test, I'm down.
Why is IQ test?
I mean, if I say IQ test, you're down either way.
It's our choice.
Oh, why is IQ test?
You want me to tell you?
I mean bro, let's do a let's do let's do spelling bee
Joe picks on my way. We take it here
Let's do Gio
Hold on a bit of a hot way way one is the northern hemis free or determine if it's on the east side
And we are going even only the entirety of this
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever bro. If you want to use your name like I don't think
It's kind of fun you just keep going all right. I
Chose geo janksies. I like that. I did I like that. I like that. Okay, what is there a handy cast out?
We're gonna give them more health okay a multiplier the thing is bro geo is like R&G like they could really just get the city
Right, but we should still give them a cap
Please God, I'm gonna make a
custom right now
If the sun
What does that mean? You know this! Just help me!
I don't understand English!
Shut the fuck up!
Help me!
I am excited.
Yo, in Jan I'm sending the lobby link. Don't leak it.
If the sun is in the southern hemisphere...
Sun!
What does that mean? What does that mean?
Just help me with that. That's all I need.
The means here in the south.
Yes, bro.
The southern hemisphere...
Oh, no!
If that means, does that mean I'm in the eastern side of the world?
What's it like in San Pedro is it son?
Okay, I don't think I can actually change your
Wait, can't I know there has to play I can change individual health. How do I do that?
Wait, wait, wait, would you guys rather have an advantage in like a best-of-five where you have like more health or would you rather us?
Just have to beat you in more games
um
I know I understand.
Shoot the flicker.
Would you rather do like first to three wins?
You have two.
You have to get three.
I think Joe is severely underestimating.
Like they literally could just get the exact,
like they could just get Honduras, correct?
And then it's like we have no health.
Not a fucking multipliers.
So he's trying to finesse us right now.
This is a finesse if I've ever said that.
No more health or gains.
Okay, we could also do this. I'll air this we could do more games or we could do first of three games and
You just start with a multiplier. So if you get one right you do more damage
Yeah, honestly, yeah, am I able to do that?
Joe cares if they do no move
What if they just get like a city and Honduras dead on right away? Yeah, they could I'm scared
I like in that sense. Okay. Don't lie. You guys good at no move games. Are you guys good at?
I moved all right. Joe is better at move than no move, but I don't say I would say the best
Yeah, Geo guesser, but the fairest thing for us to do is
Like the first thing probably can't look around by Jinxie
Oh, we could do that. I'm thinking we it's first of three games. I'm not allowed
We could do that. Yeah, but then we could do we could do first to three games one
Our teams no move your team is able to move
That's what pros do like what I played like um
Like some pros in Geo guesser what they do is just no move no Pando zoom and on the lab do whatever
No, we're not gonna do no move no Pando zoom that would be really unfair. I'm not that good
Yeah, I just spawn in front of a tree and have to guess where the fuck I am
But no, but that would be like a word of bond thing because I can't make it no move for us
So I just yeah, I know promise that we don't move. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you would also be unable to move because it would be weird because we're gonna hop in
Yeah, you're just gonna say I'm seeing a language that looks like this and then I could just tell you where we are
Now, that's embarrassing.
Chad, you guys can type, drink me with a beer emoji all you want.
Guys, I'm never drinking again.
Chad, do you understand?
I'm done.
Guys, I'm never fucking drinking again.
How's that neutral?
Guys, I'm scared of GeoGuessert.
Like, anything could happen to GeoGuessert.
It's not like me and Joe are fucking rainbow in zigzag.
We can just get the city.
Like, we can get it way wrong.
That time when you guys guessed doesn't just instantly give us like 10 seconds?
It's 15 seconds, bro. That's Geo guesser. That's gonna be our whole strategies. I'm gonna have to guess quick. Oh
Brother so Joe I'm not gonna give you because then why why would I why would I even do because then it would just be totally unfair
Because if if it's no move for me and Janksie
But you guys can move and after I guess there's no pressure then it's like
Fly by can we do like best of seven because they're literally like some of these games
Yeah, we'll do first to four games one.
Yeah, that's fair.
That's fair.
Yeah, that's fair.
Fly is by, like fly.
Yeah, that's fair.
Oh, it's changed my game, Geogacer.
Now.
Yo, kitty, are you guys joining the lobby?
Here we go.
I'm in the lobby.
I'm the only one in.
I don't have an invite.
I have to go to the lobby.
I have it.
I sent a link in Jen chat in this.
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
So, just so I understand, it's straight up best of seven.
We're all going to have the arrows, but we're not allowed to click them.
You guys are.
You guys are though.
Thank you guys can't move Jason for James. Yeah, how do I move this fucking weird ass?
You want to go to a separate call? Yeah, we have to be. Yeah, you are. Yeah. Yeah.
Now we're gonna have to go to a separate call. You're so dirty, bro.
I'm gonna go now. All right. I'm gonna join this.
Is my screen hidden in the house? Yes.
I don't know if I'm really that confident about this.
Joe can't move. I can't move.
I don't see the fucking link though. Where the fuck did you put the link? Oh and Jen and Jen and Jen and Jen
Okay, I think I'm in here
I'm deafen yo Joe I
Know I understand but I
Oh, good luck guys. Joe. Can you really quick in the job? Okay? Thank you
It's not even there anymore. Oh, it's gone. What okay, Joe. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. All right. All right
You ready? So just so I'm clear. It's best of seven geogas sir, and we can't move but they can
Yes, you're not allowed to move you're gonna be able to move just don't move
Like if you move one step just it doesn't matter like just take a step back
Like if you accidentally click but just drag and look around okay treat it like a no-move game
Only thing I'm concerned about is like aren't there specific no-move maps like what if we just get like a road
Then we're fucked but we're good
They have a 15 second timer and what we're going to do the whole strategy here's Jinxie in the first 10 seconds
We're guessing where we are every time and we're gonna just stagger guess
So if I go like if I'm sure we're in Asia and I'm like, ah, this could be like Indonesia Philippines or Cambodia
I will just split this seems very high variance. I'm scared. I'm like terrified. I'm pretty confident. All right
I'm sorry Joe. How dumb do you think they are? They're not that dumb
They're not that dumb, but I like I don't know okay. This is like South America
but they drive on the left they drive on the left and this is
wiggle-based characters. Oh
Thailand or like Banker
They're
Brother speaking Cambodia this could be Cambodia they drive on the left though, which would be more India
um, I
Go, it's very tropical, but you know India like here on my thing too tropical. Yeah, though. It's too tropical. I think
I'm gonna go like Thailand
Right, okay, no time. Yeah, you could go you could go you could go Thailand go Thailand actually wait
I see a character we're in Thailand
Seriously sure we're in Thailand or Sri Lanka, but I'm gonna go northern Thailand
This is a ball Z flag. We were wrong. It was Sri Lanka. He's I
Fuck
All right, Locking Locking Locking Locking. That's that start. That's that start
This looks
They drive on the right
It's a colder climate. We're probably in Europe
Like Russia or like Ukraine or something. I do like to Ukraine shout. I'm kind of down to like
All right, don't go Ukraine go like somewhere near like Poland or like Lithuania like Belarus maybe or Lithuania
No, not Belarus. Go. Yeah, go like with the way
Yeah, that's fine. Oh god
All right, we might uh, we might we might uh
Uh, interesting, interesting, interesting.
That was not a good round.
Okay, we gotta go back to the car, real quick.
Notice we're not nearly as good as, uh...
No, no, I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
The thing's so...
How do you see Asian letters?
There's Asian letters on the ground that was taken free.
Those were the two easiest things, I'm gonna be honest.
Okay, we'll run it back.
We'll run it back for the one time.
All right, let's go.
But that was-
I had a home turf also.
I had a home turf advantage, yeah.
Me too, me too.
Wait, that was actually a home turf on both sides.
Chad, just wanna say-
Or did she trust?
I was definitely not trust.
Okay, we win this.
You weren't confident in the no move?
No, no, no, not at all.
All right, are you ready?
We're in the Southern Hemisphere, already started.
I'm not in the game, I'm not in the game.
Oh wait, hold on, we're going out.
Wait, wait, wait.
All right.
Yo, this is what I mean, this is what I mean.
We have to guess now.
We have to guess like now, not now.
We can't give them time to move.
I kind of want to guess, like, do we're
in the southern hemisphere, I think?
I'm going to guess, like, New Zealand or, like, Australia.
Oh, no, that's risky.
No, southern hemisphere goes so.
I'm going to go, like, Bolivia.
All right, if you go Oceania, I need to go, like,
Oh my god, this is so bad.
I'm going to go now, because we're going to find a tent soon.
We have to go fast.
I wouldn't Bolivia.
Yeah, no.
I think going no move on a move map's pretty garbage,
actually.
That's what I'm saying, yeah.
Yeah, I wish, uh, oh god.
Yeah, that was it.
But that looks nothing like Bulgaria at all.
You know what we need is, I just need to spawn in a city where I can see a language.
Wait, okay, this is like UAE. This is like...
Yeah, no, we're in the Northern Hemisphere. We're driving on the right.
Bro, this is like UAE or like...
Back to my left, Middle Eastern.
There's palm trees. I'm down to go like...
I'm gonna go Egypt please quick. No don't go Egypt go like go like
Fucking Saudi Arabia or like Tunisia?
Tunisia would be kind of a crazy gas though
It was Tunisia. Oh my god
Oh my guesses are on though. Oh
Oh
Northern Hanna's hair is like Arabic Arabic Arabic were in the Middle East
Arabic over by the water or by the water
So
I'm going like Beaumont, but this could be like a lake area Ron already gas I go like Yemen
They might have seemed like a flag.
I know, I need to spread out from you.
I'm gonna spread out.
I'm spreading out.
Thank God.
Nah, it was closer. Thank you, fuck.
Okay, lock in. The sex you really are.
Yeah, that wasn't like the ocean.
I knew that wasn't like you were staring down.
I'm gonna stab you. I'm gonna stab you so far from you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just because we have to split that so much.
Southern Hemisphere.
They drive on the right.
Bro, these roads look like US.
Like oh, it's dotted white southern hemisphere dotted white
But we're driving on the right so it can't be Australia or
South Africa
But dotted white on the right row. What's this like fuck Chile or something or like yeah, I kind of want to get like Argentina
Oh god, I don't even know what's not a road they drive on how do I stagger here like
I would say it splits South America because we kind of have to like fool gas here.
I don't think we're in Africa.
Oh, there you are!
I can't get any better.
Yes!
Joe, my fucking Joe!
There we go.
All right, we're good.
We're good.
I'm telling you, no move is fair.
It's just like that first game was bad R&D.
They're fucking terrible, bro.
They went fucking Spain and Portugal.
All right, one, one, one, one, one.
Yeah, I knew that was South America.
I'm gonna type ready, question mark.
just keep ripping it okay one one first of four one one here yeah one one one one one
good good work job okay yeah i would take
what a back let's go said that arson she has the same like similar roads to us
dropping on the right what's that it looks kind of like russian characteristics
they have a fox and that is a babushka lady standing there
i swear to you it's never Russia it's always like Ukraine it's never i'm
I can't see but the poles look Russian dude. They look real wooden and janky. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go
Northern you train. I would say you go like bro. Honestly
Honestly, we're gonna go Russia like why not go like Russia. Oh god, but that might not be Russia. I
Don't know what language that is
Okay, you saved us from a bad point loss that was such a shit
I know for a fact he didn't know we were in fucking Kazakhstan too, like he's just throwing that down.
Drive on the right.
Another Russian-esque area, Northern Hemisphere.
Um...
They're speaking Ruski.
They have an N.Y.A.
It looks warm.
And mountainous.
I kinda wanna go like Serbia.
I'm gonna go Serbia.
Should I go like Latvia?
We go near Belgrade you go like you go like Slovakia or Slovenia just to like split it don't go Slovenia go
And just go just region gas it for everything for everything
Just we split it a little bit. I'm pretty confident. We're in Serbia Bank. Oh fuck. We're in Ukraine. That's us
That's a good shit. That's a malty. That's a malty. It doesn't matter. That's not huge huge. Yep, yeah
We get the multiplier. That's good
Oh
Southern Hemisphere
Saudi Arabia
No, we're in the southern hemisphere
Oh it is?
We're in the southern hemisphere and it's very dry
We're probably in
But Chile?
Yeah
Can I read that?
El Paso, we're in South America
You're gonna go it's very flat though. I'm gonna go Argentina
It's not we're not in Chile cuz it's so flat. I would say I'm actually gonna go really southern Argentina you go like here
Where job I rep room like here, okay
Like your Cordoba
Bro this could be a really bad guess we could be a match to go
You're locked now now you're dialed to be unlocked unlock the juices are flowing. I haven't played since the rivals event
Yeah, literally, I have not played you know I was gonna say that I have not played since the rocks
I was like two months ago
Alright, two to one
Two
They're allowed to move they're allowed to move they're allowed to move. They're allowed to move. Okay. We're already
We're in Greece
I'm gonna go Athens you go like up here
But we're all actually we're on the water so make sure you're bordering water near mountains
I'm actually gonna go like over here
That was they don't get grease. It's it's such a fucking easy way clearly grease up a lock-up list
And then it's also close. Well. Yeah, it's just they have like the the key looking character there
Wow they got it. Wow what a weird island that's in the middle of fucking nowhere
I cannot believe that. We're in the US. Yeah I was gonna say this is US right? We're in the US and it dude honestly I feel like we split US right now I'm gonna go like New Jersey
I'm gonna go like New Jersey we're definitely on the the eastern half I
I would say you go like Missouri.
Just to split it.
I was gonna say Texas.
You could go like Southern Texas,
but just don't go Pat, don't go like New Mexico.
Don't go where it's like all white.
Very green area, there's pine trees.
We're closer.
Marillaga.
Nice, okay, let me get the movie.
That is huge, bro, that is fucking huge.
I'm reading a sign.
It is Ukraine, it is Ukraine colors, but that is Spanish.
It's Spanish.
Aki, yeah, this is Spanish.
Loma Hermosa, Aranzazu, Salamina, Salamina, it's a city.
Can we start scrolling South America here and look for Salamina?
Yeah.
And there's very, it's very mountainous and green.
I kind of want to go like Ecuador.
I was going to say you should go like Peru, Bolivia.
I feel like it's near Ecuador though.
I'm gonna go wherever you think.
I said in Malin and Bolivia.
BAM!
Oh it's good, it's not in Bolivia.
Oh it's good.
It's not in Bolivia.
That's where Pop Los Carb was swinging coke, literally.
Oh my god and yes, the Salamina town right there.
Oh my god, I knew I saw that fucking name before.
Oh we're on a rock.
I don't know this attack.
I don't know if you do.
I think we're in South America again though.
You want to go south and we could we could be play it safer, but I'm almost sure we're in South America again
I think we're in like
That same region honestly, but you see how green it is. Yeah, also mountaineer. This is like very South American mountains
Tropical sustain your the equator. Yeah, that's fine. I'm saying Brazil, please
Oh no, it's not! Fuck! Fuck, they have 260 health.
We're going to be in 2.5 Maltese.
Oh, this is like a fucking military base.
This is Europe, this is European.
Um, I can't really see where we're in the Northern hemisphere. That's obvious though.
Honestly, I was going to say more Eastern European. I'm going to go like Germany.
Yeah, I would say I would say you could go like Brant, Denmark, Poland, you could split it and then be like
I don't think in Scandinavian, I'm gonna go France.
Yeah, wherever, yeah, I think we're on that far, or...
Belgium.
Oh my, they got it, they got it.
That's fine.
I was gonna say Belgium for a second too.
I knew it wasn't Scandinavian though.
There's a vineyard.
This could be Scandinavia
We're in the Northern Hemisphere
Oh this might be Scandinavia
And I'm gonna go the Netherlands
Oh god it's a mess, a little rolling mountain top
Can this be Italy?
Ooh this could be Italy
I could learn the Netherlands, that house looks Nordic
It's red too
I don't know
I think you should split it, where do you think we are?
I think we are this looks like villa and rainbow six siege the outside of villa
So I'm gonna say it let's throw it down this looks like the outskirts of villa in our six. I'm gonna say Italy
I think that's a good split
That's three to one holy brutal law three one three one
I think that's what happened in rainbow two all right we just got one more
bro but I feel like if they're moving it's like probably two to three times
easier maybe two times easier because you can get taxed
Joe make sure you say it's great so they know I did say I said first of four
okay could be a small town in USA wait you asked you asked her Canada oh okay
Canada has really distinctive trees.
I think this is US, bro.
Yeah, but this doesn't look like anything in the US that I've seen, dude.
We got to throw down a guess, though.
I think it's Northern.
I'm going to go like up here in like New York.
All right, I'm going to go Canada.
I think, dude.
Yeah, I think you should go Canada.
I think you should go like Winnipeg.
I was going to go Calgary to like really spread out across North America here.
That's fine.
I actually like that.
Because then we're just everywhere.
You're so fucking good.
Oh my god
What I guess what I was saying though. It just has a vibe like it didn't look American
Yeah, but close to American whoa, look at this old-ass house. There's a sign with a language on it
I can't really read it
lucru, I
Don't know if that's so you're up
Bro, what is this like? Yeah, I feel like I'm like yeah, I was gonna say like this is the Romanian
Like we're in this region of countries. I'm gonna go boss me up
It's warm though. I didn't look at I didn't look at Sun. Yeah, you could go check you out
Or like I don't even dislike like a Romania. I don't know. I feel like we're gonna lose this
If they find a sign is really what's
Never mind. It was fucking Romania. I knew it. I said Romania from the jump
It was fucking Romania. Oh my I'm actually
He's locked!
He's in one, two, one.
Holy sleep.
Ah, let's jump back up.
Yeah, bro.
Well, well, well.
And don't put that baby rage in my chat
when Joe came in after the first round,
saying, ah, wow.
Fuck, bro, that's just like,
that's just impossible, bro.
Chat?
I mean, four walls?
I'm not gonna lie, I think y'all are,
the reason you lost is because every single time
It was South America, y'all were in another fuckin' continent, brother.
Yo, by the way, the South American said,
Send Jury, they will prove, and you guys said Indonesia.
Yeah, bro, I got a fuckin' dude screaming in my ear, saying,
Ah, I think it's this!
60 equals Spain?
Yeah, but you saw the number 60.
I don't have that last one, it was Romania, chat.
I fuckin' knew it.
He saw the number 60 and said, oh, it's Spain.
if you're Romanian viewer bro let me know bro I fucking told you I said I
think this is fucking Romanian cuz the text it didn't look like German or like
Swiss it looks like a text I've never seen bro if you're from Romania type one
I fucking I know y'all bro. I know I know Romania
William 2v2 who know
Just a little strategy, I think we're probably gonna lose this valorant skirmish
I think there's a chance me when they have to give us a handicap which is super good for us
But if we lose I think we save rocket league for later and try to rack up a win or two on neutrals
Yeah, because Rocket League is like virtually unbelievable.
Rocket League is like a lock.
Like, that's if we're down.
I don't think we want to blow all of our games.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I think that's a strategy.
So if we lose this, it's 2-2.
It's first to five.
I think we take them to like Fall Guys, Mecca.
Like, I really think they're not winning Fall Guys, bro.
Even if we have stream snipers.
Or the combined IQ test.
I believe Fall Guys with Ron is terrible.
Rod is horrible.
And I don't even know if Jason's ever played.
Like, well, for all guys, they're
going to be getting grabbed.
We're going to be getting grabbed.
I don't know, bro.
Yeah, no, we're definitely going to get grabbed.
But I still like, I don't know, bro.
I just think if you make the finale, it's like,
it's so winnable.
So we're going, it's first one to win five games, right?
Five games?
Well, we said four, and now we're doing five.
Rocket League, we're literally never losing.
Combined that two times, we're never losing.
We have three I think if we're ever at four wins to we just do rocket league close it out. Yep. Yep
Okay, that I bet I like that
So Joe, what do you want to do after if we lose Valorant? What do you want to do? I
Don't know like what are the what are the neutral games are you most confident in?
Can you just like send me the doc and like discord games or something?
Yeah
I'll actually just copy all of the the games and I'm not gonna lie fall guys
Depends on good Jason is
For guys we could lose. I'm actually
Also think they're asset. I think they're so asset Mecca. I think that's like a sleeper pick
Yes, Ronnie can play the Mecca chat has Ron or Jason in play, okay?
Uno's scary. I do not want to play
Who knows a bad who knows a real toss-up. I think you know and gang beasts are like last ditch effort
We're going RNG like I think we want to avoid those
I think a mecha chameleon 2v2 lobby bro. We could get real ratty and like hide in the cringiest place as possible
Robe, but how does it work though because isn't it based off hiding points? So then we have to be like near them
No, it would just be off. It would be we would do like rounds wins
So we would switch every round and we do hiders hiders hunters hiders hunters hunters hunters hunters hunters
And then you just do like first to like four wins
Joe honestly all these neutral games are a lock we win every game here besides maybe uno or gang
I'm not even kidding
Yeah, they're only gonna win their locks that like spelling people you'd win combined IQ test we would win fall guys do a win
We would win mega chameleon. We've probably when it's a little random
I think it's a little random, but I think that's a really
That's a really fun one. Yeah. No, I think we should do it
We should do it next if we lose this because then Joe
Even if we get behind and we can just win like it doesn't bro all these games. It looked we're not losing a spelling bee
We're not losing a fall guys duo. We're not losing a combined IQ test
Like I've actually I probably played like to have what three or four hundred games of fall guys like I have experience in that game
All right, let's go back to the call. They're gonna pick Valorant and then we'll just do we'll do mecca because it's fun as fuck
We'll do mecca if we lose
All right, all right
Yo, yo, yo
Sup, bro strategized and we are now better prepared than ever
Which is now you can you decide what the fuck is skirmishes being these inspeed problem
What's up, Joe Bart?
Vanguard anti-cheats not been initialized if this is your first time playing you need a reboot
your computer to continue my mic's popping is my mic popping yeah yeah move
your phone hold up oh my god wait you don't have it installed we can't get
just camp cuz you're not a tool cat I'm gonna be I'm gonna be I'll be back hey
what do we do I see us as a whole different voice
hey yo can you hear me is my mic still popping you're good but I think you
you need to restart your computer, but I don't know if you can.
If I restart my PC, will it just auto install it?
I think so, right?
I think so, right?
If you have the game installed-
I'm down to reset my PC and just end screen for like 30 seconds if I have to.
Did you install Valorant today?
Like when you got on?
No, I just had a re-sign in and I haven't played Valorant so long that it's saying
I need to redo it.
Wait, they're saying you need to go in your BIOS?
I
So you say we can't play that
It I'd say I need to reboot my PC. Oh
And that'll end that'll end your stream, right? Yeah
You might just need to reset it. I'm getting confirmation by a tech nerd right now that says no
You don't just need to my PC
But Joe if you don't click stop streaming like if you restart your PC
Yeah, it'll go to the the emote crying emoji. Yeah
On your PC if it's good it ends it ends it ends. I don't really care. I'm down to reboot my PC. I'll restart right now
It's humble as fuck. I'm not like
I'll be back in a minute I ever put some W's and hearts advantages bros guys a good dude and
In Joe said if y'all are waiting on your stream to come back man, I'm down to be the way
I'm down
Cat looking sideways
Yo, Jinxie, are you there, bud? Yo, Tootsie, there?
Uh, Tootsie?
Ah! Fine. I'm back.
This is very true, bro. I mean, it was a generation.
What happened? Why is everybody saying W. Joe?
Because Joe just donated all of his earnings this month to fucking charity. He just, uh...
Joe did?
Yup, and me. Me and Joe.
You and Joe did?
Yup. We got a W wrong with a hard bandage not to.
Hey shout out to Joe's chat saying waiting room in my chat man y'all are the best man
shout out to y'all.
Hear from Joe?
That's love bro, that's dead ass love.
Maz, one that one is.
Wait what happened to Joe?
Joe just told us that he's gonna restart his stream because in order to donate his
subs for the stream he's at, he's gonna start your flipflip.
Oh type one in the chat if you hear from Joe.
I have two in the chat if you're here from Ron.
I have three in the chat if you're here from Jinxi.
I have four in the chat if you're not here.
Fuck, am I in the fucking tutorial?
I'm the best boss.
Have I exchanged my diaper ASAP?
I just shit myself.
I'm on new PC.
Oh my god.
Why is Valorant like literally the fucking CIA?
Come on, put real on this game now.
Because they're mining, they're mining Bitcoin
for more PC.
I hate aiming with mouse for it.
Now are we low?
Nope.
I hate playing any video game in 2020 above.
Fuckin' Burger.
Burger!
Burger?
It's cause I'm on my wrong account, but no,
I'm on my new PC.
Burger?
Oh no, you're gonna have to restart your PC too?
I know he's on the game.
Wrong account.
No, it's fine, you're on the game, bro.
I'm on my league account.
You're from Joe.
Oh.
Stand out to Joe.
Wait, what are the Joe-Bot-Alozians called?
You guys buy Joe-Bot-Alozians.
Oh
Joe didn't make it bro. Oh, no
Hey Joe
You're humble as fuck. I'm not gonna
Get a lot of W's in my chat. I'm not gonna lie
Bro, I'm not trying. I'm not gonna be like, oh you got a fucking switch games because I just have to return my PC
See, that's a W. Right seed for that. I'm gonna be Joe. I just had a tear drop down my leg
W. Bart farts, bro. Are you sure that's gonna fix it though?
Hi Brian, what's up? What's up? What do I got to do?
No, I bought my league account
I learned a challenge.
Do you know what that is?
No, but I think you can just play through.
You can just go through the tutorial.
It doesn't matter.
You guys are playing Terminator anyways.
There's no abilities in that.
It's just done with life.
All right.
Yeah.
Got a broken English.
And it's like shredded chicken with hot sauce on it.
So I'm like chicken like can I get three chicken tacos? You go chicken. I go. Yeah, he gives it to me
I'm eating it. I'm like two tacos in I'm on the third one. Oh, yeah
Pork I go back. I was he said pork and then I had to go make myself throw up. Oh my god
That's that's why I don't so my girl she always wants to go on hikes, but I'm like no
I can't go on ice cuz it ticks. I'm afraid of getting the disease. Like bro. I just I just
Stay inside very so nervous
Let's get some giftage Valorant!
Valorant, give everyone a thousand subs for playing your fucking game.
Now!
I'm requesting to join you.
What is skirmash?
I don't know.
Is that just like 2 AM?
Let's just do, we can do one swift play game.
Make it quick, okay?
Well, one swift play.
I don't even need a handicap, because this is y'all's game.
Just do 2-2 with the sights, yeah?
Uh, uh, no handicap.
Well, we're gonna figure it out, dumbass!
shit we can do we can give you a map and ping bro fucking mapping that is not a
hint I'd rather have like a kill yeah how many how many kills is it hold the
roof 13 13 13 we can give it a go to 13 and off
so the 13 so how there's how many rounds are we getting yeah I saw them say
I
me tell me to see my chair and screen but you
scurners that we don't have a lot of
things you see
you're fine
you're just down one of my
things
I'm just gonna do the fucking thing
I'll finish out of yourself
finish out of yourself
I'm down to do like actual valorant like
52 slants but if we do flip white you just need to get
it down
but how many rounds is fair
no no let's just do let's just do regular go to one site and y'all get
good
No, bro, you can't just like cut off half the math
You want to do both sides then you can do both sides
Because like it's a 50-50 let's say we just yeah, I know I agree and you could just run on site
But all right, so one side they're saying do retake mode. What's retake mode?
I
What is wingman
Um
So we're just gonna do regular valedict only one side
I'm sure it's not.
First for 13, how many rounds are you giving us?
I'm gonna shoot this fucking guy on the mic.
Who is this guy?
How are we, if you give us rounds, are we switching at 12?
Like, that doesn't, I feel like, is there a way that you can customize that?
Oh shit!
You're right, bro, because it auto switches.
But there's a setting where we can just switch back.
The spike is a detonation device that extracts radionite.
I mean, bro, we plot the spike.
Stop the fence.
There's never gonna be a real way of doing it.
And Ron, what ranks did you guys save the battery?
I'm on rank.
Let's get it. I got carried to a mortal. I was probably maximum like during it's five diamond three. It's my guess
Yeah, that's fair
Is there a way to do that from the start child?
Well, who said okay grab the spike and move to starting positions. So y'all were
ascended and immortal
Yeah, and we're platinum ranked
I'm not gonna lie. Yeah, seven we can get inside the plant. Okay, but you're gonna give us seven
Seven rounds so keep quiet so it'll shut seven zero. We just need six rounds. They need 13
Yeah, yep, so let's just see get in the lobby brother. I have to play the tutorial
This guy's this is not gonna happen. This is never gonna happen
Your piece of shit your piece go fuck yourself about that
I'm gonna rub steak on your fucking face
I wouldn't do anything
But he doesn't have alpha gal words
No, not alpha gal
Oh my god, I'm crying, I don't have alpha gal words
You don't understand that I have to digest the sugar molecule
Holy fuck, I'm screaming
We should obviously have an IQ test after this
Ron doesn't understand allergies
Go fuck yourself, and you're disengaged as flightless
Spikes planted, now we protected
I am the one the one your son don't need a gun to get respect up on these streets
Yo shut the fuck up
Get on Jinx we're waiting for you
I'm in the tutorial for the fourth time now
Bro what the fuck I thought you played this game
I thought you played this game
I bought a league of legends account with my bathroom account and then got banned by Riot
because Riot is literally the fucking CIA reincarnated
re-incarnated so now I'm on a new PC with a new account I have to be under
control we're not gonna be able to play so let me plant a spike and win
alright let's hide here
Yeah
That's like saying that's like saying like regular potato chips are your favorite chip
What was that
It's one of one. I can't it's one of one. It's a one of one. It's rare never never happen
You get did you get the moment?
There's no there's no way you can't skip the tutorial
Check can I skip the tutorial or no cuz if I leave if I leave and have to restart it God strike me down
I'm not playing battle.
Bro, what is, what is, bro,
I just restarted my PC to play battle.
What am I doing, bro?
Are we playing a song on a fucking ukulele right now?
What's going on?
Oh!
Oh, the fire.
Oh, the fire.
Oh, the fire.
Oh, the fire.
Oh, the fire.
Oh, the fire.
Oh, the fire.
Oh, the fire.
Oh, the fire.
Oh, the fire.
Oh, the fire.
Oh, the fire.
Are you playing an actual song right now?
You think he's pretty good, Jason?
You the Norway.
When you want me
And you say slowly
It's the sweetest thing
Oh, right there
And I don't change
I didn't fall in
I don't know that
It's a pleasure
Excuse me
Defend the rump
Use your ability
I love your vocals
Have you ever thought about going on the voice?
I have
I bet if they see you over there they would turn a chair for you
They'll be you
Wait a minute, I heard a lot
Y'all listen
Oh my god, we should hear while we wait for JC the Fursheys to
You just have a piano in your room
Wait, you?
I hear that, hear it, hear it, hear it, that's it, half time show of the book.
What song is this?
So, can you recall? Yes, scouting ahead.
They are. They're ready for us. We'll be spotted.
Throw your blades where I ping to block their...
Going up!
Here, man. Here, man.
Come on, brother.
Kill the enemies, then...
No, no, no, no. Keep going. Keep trying.
Don't play, man.
You're my chat. Get the thousand stops.
Never quit. Why don't you keep going?
You're right. You're right. You're right.
I
Can you add me oh my god
We want oh my god, look at this Jinx see hashtag MVP
What's yours minus Joe Bart five hashtag J a seven F a
Joe Bart five
oh wait at the same time at the same time ready three two one wait three
B, Jobart 5 has to have J-A-7-F-A.
J-A-7-F-A?
Jobart 5.
Yo Bruno Mars, put a sock in it!
Jobart 5 has to have what?
J-A-8, why don't you add in me? I haven't used that.
I'm not gonna do nothing.
No listen to this.
All of them listen.
All of them listen.
They're not gonna listen.
They're not gonna listen.
They're not gonna listen.
Listen to this one, right?
Alright, let's stop her.
Last one.
Last one.
Last one.
Last one.
Last one.
I
Get on your fucking setup, please
We did ask a son of a
Just started being
Holy fucking shit
Why can't I hear myself
Jinxy has his DC audio as his mic.
I'm like, I go, I go, I go.
I'm like, piano's have been echoing noises.
We're on 80 ping, you're on 30.
Fix the ping.
Cool.
Hey, can you say please?
Jinxy, you're echoing.
No, Ron, it's you, bro.
It's me.
I mean, it's definitely, it's definitely Jinxy.
Jinxy's mic.
I didn't say an Abigail.
Jinxy's mic is his, like, this sort of audio output.
Wait, it's it's JC JC
Sorry, Joe Joe Joe, sorry my brain is a little good. You guys. I'm gonna get back on the piano. We wait. I mean I don't
Please change servers
I'd rather be on defense first if it's
Okay, give him defense, Ron, give him.
All right, so let's explain the rules, yeah?
How are we doing this?
One map, or one site.
Right?
We can give them seven.
I'm not gonna lie, Ron, like their dog, chef.
I genuinely believe, yeah, we're any shooter, it's a cakewalk.
Bro, you lost the shooter an hour ago.
You literally lost the shooter one hour ago.
well technically we won because it was 7-0 and then you made it 6-0 randomly so
that's why that's why
monitors getting pulled one inch away from the face
All right, they're saying a six. What's it to 13?
Bro seven rounds seven rounds for a truck.
They're trying to say six.
You wanna get ran over, bro? Let's do it, bro. Let's do it.
What?
Bro, you weren't immortal. I was a Senate 3. Jeezy's Iron Joe is bad.
My bad. Who's four?
Is Iron even a real rank?
We have a cumulative peak rank of like silver. Your peak rank is like...
Yeah, but that's how that was like how you're goaded at fucking Geogester and he was goaded at
And I gave y'all no move bro. I like and then you came in when we won the first round and was about to change it
God I was scared see
You're probably you would probably get you're like plastic too, bro relax. Well, that's the only one. We'll map the old one
We're doing one site, right? Yeah. Yes. What map Joe picked a map, bro? Now you're gonna get fucking destroys that little slide remark, Ron
You're not gonna get me. I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking
Did anyone want to hear the piano? I can get back. No. No stop. No I
Like page
what what site yeah
evens a dnc right
yeah but if you if you choose c then that means you can go through garage
so could you imagine we win this
it's just how you want it
yeah i'll i'll i'll say i'll say a site
yeah imagine we won't have to try to try to do a 20-20-20 mode on one
can i go ascent ascent
b
just know that if you go
B is B on the left side of the right side chat if you're defending B B's on the right
That means you can go through mid you can't you can use me. No, I think you should oh, so you can't like hardflank
I think you know like the rules. No, no, you can you can you just have to plant B if you have to play
So we have to win six you have to win 13 name our goal
their line
Alright, ready? I'm starting.
Alright, switch. Uh, Jason, drop all.
Remember, it's gonna say 0-0, but y'all have 7, okay? Starting game.
Well, why do you keep giving them these fucking rounds while I'm fixing you up?
Yo, Joe, am I tweaking or can we not just headshot them and balling them? Like, am I crazy?
No, we definitely can. I- Do you- Who do you know how to play?
Uh, Phoenix.
Uh, who else, chat?
Phoenix. Nah, just Phoenix and Jet.
probably go Phoenix here I don't know chat should I play smokes or should I do
like just I mean like raising sky I could get like I could do like sky and
dog for Intel if I play smokes I don't know I if I'm gonna be real I don't
I don't think us playing smokes is is that good.
I kind of want to just stop.
Is Phoenix a good pick for this?
You already locked it, man.
So wait, we need to win six times.
They need to win 13, right?
Correct.
13 or 12.
They need to win 13.
Do I want to go raise?
I'd be really relying on a maid.
I'm gonna go sky.
We can easily win this.
Well, I know Clove, Clove is a revive.
Clove has like a mixture of smokes and stuff.
They went Omen and Icel, yeah, it's cocked.
Probably what I was thinking.
They're gonna play like absolute losers.
What I was thinking is like,
we can't site, don't move site,
they can hard flank us, literally just like,
like we, I think we can't site them.
It's a house.
Should I buy anything, Joe?
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna type in all chat
I'd say B, B site, right?
Should I buy armor or no?
Um, yeah.
I'm going to buy light armor in my, in my keel.
What is the inspect button in Valorant?
I don't remember.
F, I think, or no?
What is the inspect button?
No, F is CS.
That's Y.
So wait, they can only plant here?
free they can only play here but they could come through any of these points
they could come they could come through flank too
I hear one dead.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Spike down B.
Hold back.
Blinded.
What?
That's my boy.
Okay, so wait.
That's your MVP is my-
We need to play.
We need it we need it we need uh five more rounds yeah, we need five more rounds
So I already know there's it gotta be passed that's a good round um I think they're gonna buy
I feel like we should buy as well I'm gonna full buy and since we're only holding B you can yeah
You could just keep us back there. I'm gonna go. Don't push just literally hold site. Yeah, I'm gonna dog out
Why are you going out?
What don't push out next time
Sorry, sir, like you're gonna lose it if you
You're fucking good, but you can't put like you're gonna lose that every you're gonna lose you're gonna die
You're gonna go home 13 don't push don't push there like just hold don't even hold here like hold site
Honestly hold house because they have to walk on site like we could just sit site
Come on for them to push wait. We need six rounds. They honestly did that by what we need six rounds at 813
We need six rounds. We really want to get money. I'm gonna I would say get rid of that fucking thing
I'm sure we can buy that literally just don't buy
Sell I'm buying a shorty. Yeah
No charge is left. I'm just gonna hope they push here. They are there
They're on you're there one's probably gonna get out like you hold that I got that I'm holding here
one enemy remaining. Good shot. I can hit you.
Fuck. Dude, how did he drop down quiet?
I don't believe it, Joe.
You need as a unit, okay?
Last thing I need is some hero missing things out.
Alright, pull by.
Pull by, pull by.
Huh.
Alright, we're good, we're good.
I love that we're playing defense.
We really need to get, dude, if they get, if they get to like half, we lose.
Like, we're not gonna, we're not gonna, that's why I wanted to start on defense.
They're trying to cheese us.
Joe, I'm gonna like, rat-rat.
Yeah, but then I push through med just like waiting it waits to hear stuff
On me Joe, I'm blogging
Are they both on you?
Last player standing
What I should never have to kill here wings
I'm like level I'm like level 10 on this game. I didn't get ranked
For John just doing I'm just doing different shit every round cuz like whenever I play golds and yeah
They know I'm gonna play more they know I'm gonna play more conservatively like if you're able to get a pick like that
What is my only double to our two lives two lives this one? Yeah, you're alive as you're all I'm gonna sit here like a loser
That's what I did. That's what I did. Oh, no
It's you and me. He just pulled you into his all. Oh, you have to one be one of them
Well, that's so great. Oh, no, wait, it was my clone. It was my clone. I mean, we're all very very very
One of these full fighting right now
I
Bro the spray on fucking the spray on balance so weird dude. I actually got him to waste his old though
Joe I'm telling you this is fucking free
All right, I think you just let me ride I think you saw me right
I feel like I can't really kill you. I know a shotty to if you want to fucking sit in a corner
No one broke. Not a bad idea, do you, Joe?
I'm gonna close you off, is that fine? Yeah, that's fine.
Bro, how do you close that shit? What the fuck?
I'm flanking them. Stay alive. Bait, bait, bait, bait. Bait, bait, bait.
Bait, Joe. Bait, bait. Don't die.
I'm going back to it whatever you do don't die don't die I want that one
player standing wait what that's not a one shot that no you had a
You all said that's beautiful positioning. Oh my god god dear positioning
No, you have that you have to play you have to play but you didn't have a gun. That was gonna
I get it
to me man we have to win four rounds you didn't defend do you think I don't know
I'm gonna money right now I think I know I'm going to do I have all here let me
flash don't be I'm gonna sit back side and use my
out when they plush. Don't like just don't peek quite slow. They might flank. Let me know
if you hear anybody. I'm in a corner. Literally in a corner. They're waiting for us, don't
peak.
There's slow walking jump.
I'm scared.
Bad player standing.
Yeah, one left full blank. That's crazy.
I hate this game because, like, you can just make no audio.
It's just so broken.
Oh, man!
I feel like I had I feel like I had this strap I might save this round
I'm gonna like I think dude. I might save and do a real ball Z play right now
Do I have to hold on B or they just have to plant B and I love the rat you're allowed to go anywhere
I'm gonna hold here and just have they fucking don't peek door
I'm gonna go with you
They're just there
We're sorry pushing
They're in they know we're probably flying somebody to back me flashing don't be
nobody on flash they're not on are there
are they on no they baited it they're not even here what the fuck but they
baited it I hear are they garage made or made they're mad
man they're on the mid hop up I'm in a good spot
last player standing damn it dude
oh good try how's that not a headshot no it was a headshot you just didn't kill him
Oh, you can't one-shot him!
Not with a specter.
Oh my god.
Alright, I know what I'm doing.
I'm going judge and I'm instant flanking.
I think you just have presence, B.
I'm just gonna instant flank.
I don't want to be worried about yous.
Dude, I want to be able to close this, but how does it let me?
I'm literally gonna instant flank.
So wait, we need four rounds, right? Four for four?
We need four more rounds, yes.
They're already pushing like instant. They're getting alt point. I'm distracting.
The last player is alright! You can't even one enemy! This game is ass!
Wait, shh!
Fucking hell! This game is ass! It's like as soon as I walk in here, I'm all right!
Dude, no, I should have just...
Alright, we have five more rounds in this half.
They have to win six more rounds, so they only have to win four.
Not looking sweet.
I really do hate bothering him.
I might lay it all on the fucking line here.
Let me show you how the boss does it.
It's just so stupid.
I'm realistic.
Last player standing.
Bro, how does that do 21 damage?
Nah, the judge is the worst gun in the game.
I
So I so negates any individual
That you do you need healing so if you had to happen negates it if you should a rocket launcher out of negates it
That's so fucking dumb
It literally it like perfect counters like razol. I think they probably thought I was gonna go raise or it's just kind of like an OP pack
dude I'm gonna do the same Marshall hold shit
I'll go you bruv
on me job on me
stop
on me on me
it's you and me
that's no blame now
run your ass run your ass
Oh my god.
On me, on me, Chuck.
Just stay alive, stay alive, stay alive, stay alive.
One, one, one.
I'm ulting, I'm ulting.
Good shit, good shit, good shit, good shit, good shit, good shit.
One more round, one more round.
Dude, if we win this round, we just have to win two on attack.
Promise got a ship ride
Guess you're doing so good don't considering they're like actually like play about
Yeah, but they are they're kind of for like dude, I think attacks gonna be really hard
I'm gonna give up slide again and hold up an angle. I feel like they're not gonna expect me to be there
They're in the same shed again.
They never go mid.
They're in in BNB. They walk there.
They're already in.
They're closing down.
They're so locked.
They just smoke both off. They're dead.
I think it's stack B.
You have the slap from the half.
If you win this show, you're the guy.
They're both here.
I bet you one's on the green box and one's in the back.
I'm just guessing though.
It's gonna be tucked right, I guarantee it, tucked right, but I found her in my...
Yeah, I mean, I mean, remaining.
Not your cornball.
Oh my god.
Ring around the rosy, man.
Holy shit.
Oh!
So wait a minute.
I was a tactical guard.
We have to win three rounds.
They do eventually we got we do have a good they've smoked though
They're gonna smoke the shit off us, but we got a good calm to kind of like run them down. Yeah, listen
We're gonna go be through garage
By light shield you just talk to me bro. Yeah, like I think we just stack
I don't know if they're gonna expect us to go this way
I just think if we get an angle on one of them
It's an easy like pistol rounds our best bet and then if we have momentum, we just get another free
Well, he's got to be holding hands holding hands
But sprint like they're like don't even be quite it
We don't get fucking heads up here
I'm going
I'll wait I'll wait
Wash him.
Just go for it.
One is...
Alright, they're both out. They're both out.
I don't know if you saw.
They think I'm not going to do much by now.
Can I go long with you?
I'm on site.
Can I go that way?
He is low, 52.
They close the door off. You've already shot it.
I think I think I should have told you to just fucking swing when I did because then they were both able to focus me
But it was just so bad because the door was shut and then I was like I don't know
I'm going bucky and just had stopping that close range corner angle. I
Feel like we should save
Thank I feel like we should buy neck yeah, cuz if they did us this round its cup this ever
All right, like if we just run at the very job money
Don't keep them ground I'll flash first before you're on it
I really don't like the format of Valorant and CS, I just go like games where it's like
oh I can literally make zero sounds, like it's just I just hate it, I like being able to
actually hear shit.
No but that's why I like CS more is because CS promotes the idea of swinging where Valorant
it's like play really ratty but yeah you guys can tell baby you're you can
learn it's an opinion though like I genuinely believe like hearing shit
and hearing enemies is cool if you play Valoran you like being jumped randomly
like that's time to you go man I'm gonna like bait with a shot
They're both mad. You can run at me.
Run! You're literally a Grand Lord! He just upsorbs our fucking shotgun!
Like, it's just, this is the direct opposite of season. I hate everything about Val.
I like CS more because there's less abilities
But like just the idea of making no noise to me is just disgusting
Oh, it's fucking not like I like the skill gap of hearing not just oh, we're all silent and it's still fucking horror movie
You know, I'm I got all five people slow walking around the map
Yeah, I think it's so unrealistic and stupid. Oh, yeah an enemy makes no fucking noise. Sure
It's not over.
Oh, no way they don't peek mid.
Well, they know we have to push them.
I'm dogging.
I'm walking off the door.
They closed door.
I'm shooting this fucker!
You win this, I'll blow you.
Bro, they're just gonna wait like...
Like a center mass run? Nothing happened!
Oh my god, he smokes it
Oh
Definitely have a little rant here for a second
You guys can type baby rage at delete. Hey close out of the app. Let's fucking delete it do while we're fucking at it
Let's fucking delete this fucking horse cock fucking game
What is Valorant good for besides fucking e-daining literally?
So first off you guys can say baby rage and type all that little bullshit. I
Don't care. It's an opinion if you like Valorant bro, and you like me howling and shit sure bro. Enjoy that
I don't care. I don't like Valorant. I enjoy siege the only reason like why I love siege is because the skill depth that goes into
understanding sound
Time, baby rage! One more fucking time!
It's about the skill gap that goes into understanding sound.
Valorant is just slow walk with a vandal.
Slow walk with a vandal.
Slow walk with a vandal.
Pop some cringe ability.
Hopefully he doesn't see me in this corner.
Right there, Valorant.
League of Legends fucking MOGS you!
MOGS you!
or six fucking mobs you it's just slow walking with a vandal slow walking with
a vandal and fucking e-dating that's what battering is slow walking with a
motherfucking vandal fuck this horseshit game I hate slow I hate slow walking oh
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
I don't need that. I just need to.
No, I'll go grab that headset now.
What a bad fucking game. Bad fucking game, bad fucking game.
Bad fucking game bad fucking game
Slow walk with a vandal slow walk with a vandal me out into the mic slow walk with a vandal. I don't care
You know, here's the thing about Valoran, bro. It's literally like 75% aim. I'm not even kidding. I
Can I start call?
Can you hear me or no? I can hear you out of one ear. I'm like, right, right?
I thought I killed you so I instantly aimed up trying to get my ore bro you just shit on
me don't want people.
I can only hear you on my right ear right now.
Bro, JC, why are you mad bro?
Uh, Valorant's a bad game.
Valorant's a bad game.
I don't care.
It's alright.
Bro, no, no, no, no, no, no, what is Valorant good for other than e-dating, meowing
into the mic and slow walking with a fucking vandal?
What the fuck is Valorant good for?
Somebody fucking tell me that game
Not too long ago you had girls male for you and he said is the greatest game of old Tom so
This is like your football takes I'm as report Jason said about the act bro
My entire left headpiece is broken. I need to get a backup mic. So we need to pause for a wee bit
Oh, look at you. Look at your pin chat
It was Valorant wrote a baby rage
Okay, Valorant, look, no, okay, no, Valorant, okay.
You made Valorant cry, bro.
Oh my god, you made Valorant cry.
No.
Yo, no, Valorant, I love your guys' game.
I love slow walking.
Oh my god, Valorant said, why you bully me?
So here's the thing, bro.
Jesus Christ.
It's not about, no, no, no, it's not about Valorant, look.
If some people like it, I'm battered first off. I didn't know y'all were in the same I apologize
Let me say this bro. If you enjoy valorant to each his own, but I like being able to hear my enemies
I don't know. I like being able to hear them and not just be playing a movie
Joe my headsets broken, so I'm getting it back up really quick
Yep broke the fuck out of it
Because I should have played
No headset! Because it doesn't matter!
Matter?
Matter?
Alright, did he tell you what game we're going to?
No.
I think, I mean I'll confer with him, but I think we're doing MacAchameleon.
Ooh.
So I've never played that, how do you play it?
It's basically hide and seek, but you paint yourself.
We're gonna do probably like first to three or four probably first to four wins
Yeah, how many should we do first of four
That's a game of some mood a cheat on right?
Yeah, but we'll do we're gonna do the regular maps. We're not gonna do some weird custom shit
You we're gonna do first to first of four wins on Mecca and we'll alternate
I mean, seeking, hiding, seeking, hiding, seeking, hiding.
No whistles and we'll probably give like, I don't know, maybe.
How hard is the game to find people?
Is it hard?
It depends what map you do.
So it's just prop hunt, no?
Prop hunt, but you don't turn into a prop.
You paint yourself.
I
Bumpa bump
Wait, my friend came there
No, this is like super hard
We could do whistle, but we should space it out pretty the only reason I yeah, no we could do whistle we could do whistle
I don't care. I don't know how about my wish. No, I think they're right
I think we just need since it's a 2v2
It's like if you have two hiders two seekers the seekers are gonna clear rooms so fast
So I think
If somebody's walk it makes minimal noise
Zero noise it makes minimal noise
Brother skill gap would go up so much
There's no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I know this whole gaming community of gaming world just lose equals fake cry
All right, I'm tell a server name and chat and
I'm not doing this rage bait bullshit. I have an opinion. You have an opinion, bro. Let's do it
I think you do realize that you're not moving and see us down
Yo, run, what are you saying?
What are you saying?
Bro, she just does the same shit as me, dude.
Yeah, it's the same exact name.
And that's why I said, do you have the hairs?
Yes, you're fucking hairs!
You don't have ears, you die!
To pick CS and Val!
If somebody fucking swindles us!
Well, anybody here in a baby in a discord card?
What the fuck's going on?
I love games where I can hear my opponents, bro.
I'm sorry. Maybe I'm maybe I'm schizophrenic. I like
Opponents are unlike people jumping on top of my face and putting their nuts in my mouth randomly. It's bad
Exactly point blank period unrealistic if you're in a war zone, you hear the enemies walking, but that's the fucking reality of the situation
And I'll die.
High-vives, fix this cortisol, please.
This is like.
Yo, thoughts on these settings.
And you could air this with your chat,
and then they give me a year and a 2 hunters.
Hunter wait time 90 seconds.
So hiders have a minute and a half to hide.
There is a three minute search time
and a force taunt every minute.
I'm dragging it.
I'm dragging it.
I'm dragging it.
My whole chat is typing baby rage for 25 minutes straight.
Because I don't like games where I can't hear my enemy.
That's bad.
That's a bad mechanic.
That's fucking bad.
That lowers the skill gap.
If I can't hear you, that's bad.
Server name.
Server name, I-
Mods, burn the chat to the floor.
Mods, burn the chat to the floor.
Mods, burn the chat to the floor.
Mods, burn the chat to the floor.
Mods, order 66.
Highlights, order 66.
Oh, hi guys, he's doing it!
I'm at either. I don't understand anything.
It won't let me, like, type. It keeps going back.
Yeah. I can't either.
Aww.
It's all rage bait, whatever. All right, what are we doing? Mecha Chameleon?
Yeah.
Make it two.
What beats the code?
Two what?
That'd be the code.
Oh, it's only two. How is it only two whistles if it's forced on every 60 seconds?
Oh, yeah, I can't click on search.
Joe, I'd like the code.
Oh, no, you're right because at the end that would be the last second.
Alright, so we'll do what would that be like every 50 seconds we would do a whistle so then you get a last whistle
Okay, you see you see you need a new server Joe, but but but I can't click nobody
I don't think anybody league. Well, shit. I leave cuz I thought you see me. Okay. Well, I
Guarantee you I leaked I didn't mean to leak it was I did I open it up
Sorry about that boys. Oh, I gotta calm down a little bit
Yeah, come on. This is a friendly bro v bro, man.
Bro, is anyone having a good time right now?
I'm having a great time, guys.
All right. Server name, sending it.
Down, down, down, down, down, down.
I've created it.
Here we go.
Can I show my screen once I get in?
Yeah.
All right, you should learn how to paint first F is paint and then R is emote and that's how you hide
wait so
R is emote F is paint and
But when you're painting when you're painting you could use the color wheel or you hold space over an item
And it'll color match it and then you can paint your entire body
So Joe it's just off wins right like wins
Yeah, we're gonna do first four wins. We'll let them either choose to hide or seek first because we picked game
How do you get out of the color mode? Have you played this?
Ah, F again.
Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it.
I've never played this.
Pose?
Oh, look. Pose.
Do a test round.
Do we want to do a test round? I feel like we should just rep it, bro.
Wait, this is bro.
We're two to two.
Hey, yo!
Hey, yo!
Four hours into this game.
Hey, yo!
Hey yo, you're on my day.
Hey yo, you're on my day.
Hey yo.
So you're going to play it or no?
Uh-uh.
In case it's bounce on my head, I'm bouncing over that shit.
Joe, you can delete it now.
You can delete it all now from the chat.
Are you in?
Hey bro.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
You fucked that loose, come here.
I think we should be hiders.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Y'all can.
Where.
Y'all can stay in the car.
Just make sure you're deaf and mute.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Make sure you're deafened for the hiding part, that's it.
Do we want to do the same map every time or different maps?
Wait, they're saying seek first.
Should we seek first?
Wait, I don't know.
Should we do?
Should we do separate calls for this game or no?
No.
I feel like I'm not thinking it matters.
Yeah, you guys may not know that.
You just deafen while we hide.
Yeah, we'll change the map every time.
We'll just go down the list.
We're going to start at Mansion.
Oh
Are you guys
Also, it needs emote only during this game because Chattell just say where we are
months
We got to clean it up
You're just gonna look for us
Yeah, yeah, I thought I had a hide. We don't need price. You're gonna see if you seek first
Then you'll understand how to how big are the maps huge?
They vary in size. We won't do any better too big, but this one this first one's pretty large
Yeah
If we want to we could start on back rooms, okay since you guys have never played you'll see we'll start on back rooms
That's a small movie. We should I don't know how to right go stand in the hunter circle
Oh, that's not me. I'm not how do you change the brush the brush and go stand in the hunter circle
How do you change the brush size ranga? You just hold right click and then drag your mouse left or right
Pulse, pulse, pulse. Hold on, let me get this phone.
Yo Ron, go stand in the hunter circle. You can paint yourself while we hide.
Where do you do it?
Hunting circle this.
And okay, I'm starting the game.
Alright, Matt, go immediately.
Alright, I'm gonna defend. I'm gonna...
Wait, wait, body type, what is this?
I have no idea that's new, I'm just gonna hit one.
Alright, I'm gonna defend until the game starts.
I
Am
Fucking
Confident in this they added a cube game the fuck does that mean so we
Yeah, and we're on probably one of the worst hiding maps right now
I really could do the cheese spot. I would say literally the worst map writing
This is the worst map for hiding but I could be an absolute fucking pussy loser right now, and I think I'm gonna do it
Just make sure you're not blinking
Okay
Yo, I'm confused. I don't have my Joe. I can't do my old mechanic like I can't even like
lay any more
It won't let me oh there it is. Why does it all glitch? Joe? We got a problem.
Bro, as long as we don't get as long as one of us doesn't get found me when bro. I'm like
Yo, it's all different
What's all different what's all different I just hide under a table or some shit and pay yourself brown
down. Bro, they changed this game a lot. Like, I don't have the, I don't know how to, I can't
go into a ball anymore. It's like all my movements are weird. No, you could just hold
R and you could go into a ball. Wait, where are you? I'm going to spectate you. Bro, look,
I can't go into a ball. Bro, hit R. Yeah. Hold R. Bro, I can't do it. Alright, alright.
We're coming
So how long we have a hundred say four seven you go and we we force whistle every 45 bro. He is in the first
Okay, you got it. You gotta be yourself, bro
I I don't know what to tell you. I like I
Jinxie, where are you bro? Just tell me I just won't shoot you. I promise you
I'm going back
wait this is just hold R and you can even
sushi
sushi the most are all different bro I
don't know what to say so Joe explain
where you are bro just explain why would
I explain where I am even searching for
like 20 seconds just be happy bro
whoa I heard a little whistle I heard a
little whistle but can you move once
you're in one spot or no yeah you can
I see you.
There, God.
Yo, watch it.
Come on, do a bow.
You're mad at a coloring game, bro.
Yo, you mad?
You're mad at a coloring game.
You're a fucking blank wall.
I'm mad at a coloring game.
All right.
Oh, pre-headset broken, pre-baby rage.
So you could be anywhere.
You could be on the ceilings or not.
I could be anywhere.
I could be on the ceiling.
I could be under, like, a piece of furniture.
like a piece of furniture I could be
but we don't have to have it on me but only if I'm hiding
also chat because if it explains what's happening
the only thing is if you are like
head glitching into a spot it'll tell you
like if you're head glitching into a spot I'll blank
Joe I know your technique
which means you'll see
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
I wanna hear the whistle
it's not what was it in 32 seconds
no no no I hear I heard Joe I'm right here
like what I heard
you have a balance of what?
Bro, Jason, I'm nervous.
I'm really bad at this game.
No, no, he's near me, bro.
I can literally smell him.
Say on God, though, because I'm going to come with you.
I can smell him.
I hold the whistle on this side of the map.
Bro, Joe, bro, just talk to me, bro.
You're obviously comfy at this game.
Can you tell us where you are?
No.
Wait, first round, it's 2-2 tied, bro.
We actually got some crazy ass lead right now.
What score are we going to?
First to four.
Over here.
I swear to God.
He's somewhere in here
What he's quiet, he's quiet one of us is on him. Oh
No, are you?
Why I literally heard seconds is there another whistle or no
Now you got 20 seconds to find there's only two whistles
There's three you missed the first one because you guys were killing Jinxie. Oh
Oh
No, are you extra goddamn? I'm I fucking blind?
sex
Where is he?
No way he was up there
Wait, I can't see you. How the fuck?
No way, bro. Oh
Now they they side right? We speak on the same
Wait, what?
Yeah.
We'll do one round on each map, and then we'll switch maps.
Wait, where can you see?
I actually don't understand.
If you just step up on, you can climb as a seeker.
Oh my god.
If you just hold space on the wall, you just levitate.
I literally didn't even, I couldn't see you.
So now we see you, right?
We're going to seek, yeah.
Oh, Joe, so you're supposed to right or left,
like on the E-Mote wheel now, because there's new E-Motes?
Oh, what?
I couldn't get to any of my people.
I didn't realize that.
I didn't know they added this shit.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
I see it now, Chad.
Why would I ever use this pose?
Like, when is this?
All right, all right, all right.
What is this pose?
Go, Devin.
Devin, Devin, both of you.
All right, I'm going to start it.
Oh, my God.
I understand it now.
Bye, Jason.
Ready?
Yep.
Wait, I'm deafening?
Are they going to give me?
That's cheese.
I didn't know.
Bro, I actually didn't get it.
All right, we got this shit.
So chat, we haunt they seek.
We haunt they seek.
Fucking focus, boys.
Dude they're so cooked this map so hard to hide on
Matter daddy
All right, me and Jarvan are going to log, come on deafening, and I got to wait, wait
10 seconds.
Alright boys, you ready?
Yep, we're back.
Do you guys have good hiding spots?
Literally the hardest map in the game to hide on by the way.
Dude, why are they not talking?
I don't know.
Ron, was Fongi nervous?
Yo, they're stuck in a-
FUCK THIS GAME!
FUCK THIS GAME!
That was a terrible spot Jason
Sucks
Yeah, bro, I don't know how to play yeah, yeah, what do you see like I don't know how yeah, right?
This map sucks and Joe knew some cheese, bro. I fucking
If you're inside of a row, I knew some cheese
I could have hit it in like four other spots like under a table or some shit and you might have found me
We're going to change map and then do you guys want to hide X map first and we'll seek again
It's two zero we gotta win four run
We want hiding and seeking
Wait inside a wall what listen listen if you're warped into a wall text is gonna come up on your screen saying you're warped in a wall
You're gonna be detected. That's why I knew you were there from a hundred feet away
You were detected you were like warped into a wall. You can't be like blocked by it's hard to explain
But you'll get text listen to the text. It'll say like you are
Small we could run Osaka. Do you guys want to run us? I'll let you guys choose a soccer
I don't know what wait. I've never played Osaka. Joe. Let's do that. Jason's pie Jason's probably good at Osaka
We'll do a soccer. Okay, uh, jinks you get in speakers. We'll let you guys hide first
personal slash. Yeah, you can't
it is my this is my first
it will tell you if you're
Aura.
Chat, we look like the fucking guy from Squid games.
It's actually Aura.
thing to understand.
Alright boys, you ready?
You ready?
Yeah, I'm muted.
Let's go.
There's a lot harder map for us to see.
Cause they literally can be anywhere.
None of them will be dumb enough to hide on spawn.
You want to like split clear? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know why is real already laughing
Run we need or not run Joe we need comms on the whistles, okay, Jixie
Can I talk to you one sec like no troll? Can you just if you see me bro, can you?
You gotta paint yourself into an area you just curled up into a ball and pinned yourself brown brah what the fuck
Don't even don't even look around. I'm not
Had really high up
There's actually no world bro. I'm not even kidding. No, there's a world. Run, run, run.
He's in like oh, yeah, I couldn't fucking do anything like I don't think I ever would have found you
I would have got on the other side of them dude
I thought you're on the other side of the map all the way over here based off those whistles
Yes, bro guys, it's hard as this is me Jason's first time
He played dude you guys are just choosing brain dead spot
Well, I don't know how to do it.
Jynx played for the first time.
He would just hide under tables in a shadow
and paint himself black, and he wouldn't be found.
Yeah, I literally, like, the first time I played,
I was like, Jason's hiding from me.
Actual stinker, zero.
Because it said, it said, move or you'll be revealed.
Bro, this game, it's not to be like that much skill.
It's a lot of luck.
Like, you guys could win.
You guys have to focus.
It's only one zero.
You have to go, where would I look if I was a seeker?
And Jynx, you know what, let me just jump in the shoot.
Yeah, please, bro.
I'm just laughing at my life that we get next game.
And I'm just like, so if you guys win this, the game's over.
Yeah, then it's three, two, we're up and we go next.
All right. I'm definitely be creative.
OK, this time a lot here.
I knew he was high up, but this map seems small.
It's too narrow.
It's kind of like some good hiding spots.
Bro, I'm assuming high up is just positive.
Why am I this large?
Joe, I'm just gonna go under the car and paint myself a spot.
Yeah, yeah.
Why am I?
Do you see how big I am?
Yeah.
Oh, they're never finding me.
I'm dead.
Joe, I'm just going here.
I have such a good spot.
Get out.
Bro.
I'm in the worst spot ever.
I don't even know if I can find a spot.
Yeah, is this like too try hard?
There's no way I die.
Joe, I'm literally just under a car.
I'm gonna be like on the tire.
I'm literally just under a car black, bro.
I am a fucking job.
Yeah, I mean, it's cringe, but I'm trying to win.
Just this two cringe?
No, I didn't, dude, look at my character.
I'm hiding the cringiest spot possible.
They are finding me in a second.
Well, let me see let me see how do I go to you can I have to wait or have to wait?
We I can stick to the bottom of the car. You're right. Oh my god mob that guy
Yo, the guy that said stick to the bottom of the car fucking mod him. Oh my god
Joe, I'm unfindable you can literally die doesn't even matter
If they check here like I'll actually shit myself. All right, here we go
All righty, I actually made
You're not, here I come
All right, wait Joe, how do I switch POVs to see that?
Wait, why no the whistle, since you want to say I'm corny for that, I need to know
the whistle
Look at the yellow, look at the yellow
Top right
You're supposed to not really cut the whistle, it's when it comes
Chats, do you think I'm that findable?
Joe, when he's shot, I feel like I'm pretty, I feel like I'm pretty blinded in
No, no, no
How did you end up with this character?
What do you have?
Wait, can I fly too or no?
Yeah, you just walk up to a wall and then hold spit.
Yeah, you're...
I'm like, stuck.
Oh, Joe, you saw me fly?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Quiet! Shut up!
Bawr!
Shut up!
Says the guy that yelled on the last whistle.
Yeah, you guys are good. Relax.
Tuts.
Oh, I know you're right here on a fucking sushi.
You son of a bitch yo, I had no chance
Yeah, I think I I think I hit the button that made my chair for a larger hello
Hello
Let's go
Even harder than that it's so tiny it's tiny
We have somehow how the fuck are we gonna win the pain?
We're gonna make it a big map. So you're gonna have a lot of you're gonna have a lot of places
This painting like if we if the room starts already does painting make noise like a lot here
This is a big
painting game the loser has to eat it yeah the loser has to eat a cabbage or a
fucking get out jakey jumping jumping jumping jumping jakey jakey jakey
Joe what part of you guys lose this we win the game
definitely definitely
alright jason listen we got to go I don't know where to go
Wait, I got a second here. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
But I don't even know if that's fair for them.
If we get hunters twice, this map is just free.
Like, I don't...
Maybe I'm crazy chapped, but this map is easier than back rooms, uh, to find on.
I'm not even joking. It's so... It's like a strip.
Am I tweaking?
i may have taken but i think it's not just too small
i don't see the city
lock it
you know what i mean i don't know the deal
but i don't know what i'm not supposed
Oh, they're playing better now. They actually found this last time. Oh, no, they got this map.
I wonder if they saw the horse penis clip. Probably not.
I was gonna say, first thing I'm gonna do is get up high, but Joe already did that, it seems.
Wait, this map is like easy easy.
Never mind.
Bro, I'm telling you now, if me and Joe hide on this map, there's no way.
We die.
But I don't know though, the whistles does make it harder.
This is the first spot I ever hit in chat, classic.
Classic.
I feel like Ron could be like in here.
Right, I feel like they're just like, I feel like they're just like newbie.
What would a noob do hide on their table probably?
Bro, I don't know.
Wait, when you listen to this whistle.
Oh my god, I'm still deafened.
I never undefended.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm gonna listen to the whistle though.
I didn't even hear the whistle.
Oh my god.
Yo, I forgot to undefend.
Yeah, Joe, I didn't get a whistle over here by the way. I got a whistle in this region
I think it's in this other room actually come to you come to you
It's I heard a whistle to my left. We have a minute. We kind of got a lot
Listen bro, can you see that piano right there is a little stuff Joe split up split up for sure. I
I feel like he's like in the bathroom. I never checked the bathroom
Yeah, you you scan the bathroom and wait for a whistle. I'm gonna go over here
I'm not sure.
You did as one bastard.
Wait.
Combs, Combs, shut up.
So far.
Nah, he's like full-wown.
That's kitchen.
Yeah, he's in kitchen.
That's the kitchen.
No, I'm laughing because he's nervous.
But we haven't even seen him.
There hasn't even been a missed spot.
Kitchen yet to be family. I'll give you a hint. Jinxie walk past me cap
Okay, fine. No hit dude. Is Jinxie blind, bro
19 seconds wait one you're actually a hero. I'm not gonna lie. I don't know how I got this spot
Like this is so obvious to like you can clear as they see me. We are so back. We are so
We haven't even passed you
Oh my god
Wait, where are we?
Oh my god
I'm in real life
I never won
Oh my god
You can see the look out at me bro
Fuck, that's bad
I knew it was the kitchen off that fucking whistle bro
Bro, we gotta get real ratty with our hiding
Bro, I have no time
I have no time to paint myself
Yeah bro, I know
We tied on Osaka, right?
So it's still just 1-0?
No, no, no, it's a round per hiding.
So it's 3-2 right now.
Just pick a spot more on it, yo, bro.
Unless you want to use your word.
Oh, if you can only get a point from winning from hiding.
No, you could get a point winning, hiding, or see.
Could make it a little bit comfy.
Could be 1-1 if you guys want to do that.
All right, you guys go and, no.
You guys go and, uh, hunters.
Yeah, so I want to keep playing.
You gotta win this round, then we go finale.
This is probably the best, like, for Anthony.
Yo, Devin, yo, Devin, yo, Devin.
Yo, Devin, Devin, you guys got a Devin.
Jason Devin.
I don't know where I want to hide.
Don't go up high.
That's too risky.
I could go horse cock it real weird,
but I'm not sure if I'm going to do it.
Fine.
I feel like the other good area is, like,
that pitch black room.
Do you remember in that area where, like, you're against a wall
and there's just, like, no game?
We need this right now because we
died to that double.
Yeah, we gotta be far away from each other
for sure. This room it's not I need a room with a high ceiling chat. I need a room with
a high fucking ceiling. Kitchen's broken. There's so many spots in kitchen. I don't know if
I like this at all, bro. I might go horse cock. I'm playing really this. I feel like
I think this is a bum spot.
This isn't good.
You can play like a bum, bro.
We need to win.
No, I'm saying it's a bum spot,
but I feel like it's a bad bum spot.
I'm going upper deck balloons, if they find me, whatever.
I'm just going to be literally just here.
I'm going to get real dark.
God if they walk around they're gonna see me though.
Alright, well we should have played this though with a little more time.
I think both of us would have more fun.
Here we go.
Did this map hit?
Come on, bro.
Where you could be under table?
What the fuck was this?
If I was a hider, where would I be?
You know, I'd even know this room exists.
Damn, I'm really not going to fucking talk, guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold up.
This is comfy as hell.
I like it, Joe. I like it.
OK, so you like that?
I don't think I don't think I like that.
OK, so fake coming around.
I think of mine.
Wait, let me get a log.
Take my
You're not really painted. You're not fully painted. Look at the bottom. Oh, no, you can't do that again, bro
You're gonna paint yourself. I didn't hear whistle on all my side
You see what I'm talking about
Quiet quiet quiet listen Jason you play you play you play the whistle don't be in the same room as me
Don't be in the same room as me. Oh
I found Joe strictly because of the whistle bro. Yeah, no actually
All right, it's fine
Bad
Wait, you're not he's on me. He's on me somewhere. He's near you. He's Joe. I'm in fucking trouble Joe
You're perfectly fine. You're perfectly fine. He's near you. I think he might be in a kitchen.
Perfectly fine.
Oh, I don't know. I think he's in a-
I did ask John-
Somebody said elephant ass spot. It's not that bad of a spot. He hasn't came close
to me yet.
It's a bad spot. It's a bad spot. Bro, but I got cheesed by this spot on literally
my first day of playing.
Oh
For your
Jixie I was gonna do that the first round on God
Oh god, I was gonna do it the first round way put the fuck that was that was actually my first spot
All right, and so
Okay, Joe what's the score four to four?
No, it's three. It's three. Three. Okay. So do you want to do do you want to do obviously it's not
If it's a I don't say do you want to do like best to that it's like win by two. What did you guys?
No, we might find yeah
We might be doing this shit forever
Okay, I'm gonna win by two first first like a so like if it goes to eight like it's just done whoever gets to eight first
I
I don't know what map wrong are we on the hardest map bro this is gonna be cooked if we don't
find wrong this could actually be fucking cooked
I want to have ORA when I'm seeking, this is ORA.
Oh my god, alright we need to win this to win Mecha-Kameleon.
Bruchab, I'm not even kidding, when there's only two hiders it's kind of hard to hide.
I'm not even joking
Like when there's only two items it's kind of hard to hide because they just get three whistles
Lock in boys focus focus focus. This is huge. Okay. We need back a chameleon secured. It's three three whoever wins this one
I
Oh my god, let's hope we don't find you
All right three three whoever wins wins
Spread out on the whistle spread out on the whistle. Yeah, you can't get mad at me bro
Like I literally won the other round. I don't know
Spread out on the not enough it's not enough time, bro
Okay, that means Ron's in a fucking horrible spot. You said that I wait I already see it
He might be season
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up. I mean, I'm just dead Jason. Why would you do what I did?
It's right out spread out spread out. I'm dead as fuck. Just
Sorry, right? Oh my god. Oh, we're here. He's a necessary right over here. Oh
I
Now the game's just over like that
Oh, what do you want every game to be an hour and a half? Yeah, but we didn't even decide we just like we just
I tried
Hi, what's the next game?
To the score we said we're gonna go to understand it's not unfair. We did go for but we we did
No creative shit in your head, bro. It's fucking 96
Have experience in the game, but we also agreed on these games. Let's just do CS go then. Yeah, it's not unfair
Let's go CS go
Unfair new map bro. How is it unfair? They got a
They had never played I sent them these games a week ago. They could have loaded them up. They agreed to them on the spot that is entirely their fault
I'm sorry. If that's the first time they loaded up the game knowing it was going to be a potential pick that is there
Well, let's just see. Yes. Let's just see. Yeah. Also guys, how have you not played mecca fucking Camille in the last two weeks, dude?
Yeah, I haven't played it.
Oh, I've been traveling. I've been traveling America.
You haven't booted up mecca Camille in one time?
No, I've been I've been traveling traveling America watching my favorite teams play.
you say teams yes teams so what we get I think the five-year-a-rig
way it's cringes fuck Joe all right we're getting one guy I haven't played
you're getting one guy right now that's okay I'm getting half my chat guide
right now saying I'm a scammer typing chat typing chat like yeah like brah-do I don't know
it's okay bro so what we go as long as we have fun who cares what they think
l chatter l chatter i guess i understand what we're seeing they just have a game
it was a neutral game they lost they asked me to pick the game jason said i'm down for whatever
I sent a list of games they objected to like one of them and they said they would do that game
Right just getting ready to make an advance
They were gonna be playing that game and they wanted to load it up off rip and then go. I've never played the game
Is that not on you?
Nated some beer voice
I'm gonna call him back.
God, bro.
Because I don't know how to talk to him.
I feel like the vibes are low.
We gotta bring this shit up, bro.
I'm not vibes are low.
I'm talking high, bro.
Oh, no.
Please don't play a song.
Please don't play a song.
Oh, no.
Bro, run.
My chat is asking about the hills.
No, the vibe is fine.
Yeah, it's fine.
It's just, bro.
It's a party game, guys.
Who cares?
I think the chat cares more than I am.
Who's on the guitar?
That'll be Jason, bro.
Wait, Ron, you uninstalled my counter strike during the Minecraft marathon?
Oh yeah, because I spent $500 for Hi-Vis.
I'm reinstalled in Counter Strike.
You know, bro, Macchameleon's like a fun party game. They almost won. Who cares?
Ron was locking it at the end. Who cares?
I'm here cases! I'm here cases!
Yeah, I'm opening cases right now, bro.
But we said before we played before who cares bro. They could have won keep improving
You're actually doing pretty good a guitar but chat unbiased to me, right?
The actual problem with a 2v2 and mecha chameleon is this you literally can't hide
So like whoever hunts first just wins because if it's a 2v2 and mecha chameleon, right chat
Think about this right actually think about this when we play mecha chameleon
It's two seekers in fucking eight hiders. Okay, and honestly sometimes the hiders will still win
Imagine this chat 2v2 mecha chameleon on a fucking strip where you're doing whistles
Like I'm gonna be honest like Joe's right we all agreed to the game beforehand, but like I agreed to mecha chameleon
I didn't really think about like what I was because it's like
Mecha chameleon it should be based off points of like how much points you get for somebody being close to you because you low key
He can't really win as a hider in 2v2.
Yapper, yapper.
I'm just being logical, bro.
It's fucking 2v2 on a confined restricted area,
and you hear whistles.
I mean, you cannot hide.
Ever.
Bomba's on fire.
Complaining final boss.
Nope, not.
I'm not going to break two ads yesterday.
It's not complaining final boss.
It's logically saying Mecha Chameleon is not
like a 2v2 game.
I fucking blow a gasket in this joint Brazil game
Who preserved like Scotland?
Vinnie with a brace
Yeah, Brazil was always winning this game. I fear I
Literally only know Mac Tom and I I'm not even kidding. I don't know anyone else on on Scotland
Chad who's Scotland's second best player besides Mac Tomah today? Oh
Robertson, okay Robertson as well. Which money opening cases me too
Did you pull some crazy shit during a tournament Jason like what I did yeah, I play I got like a knife
Yeah, what the fuck can we play just two boys, please?
Dangerous. Oh mad
are we doing a full game of CS?
Yeah, let's do this.
We went in Valorant.
We gave them seven routes.
Not a bad show.
Or no, they gave us seven.
Actually, Joe, we have a better chance in CS
because Ron can't have a shield on his side now.
Yeah, well, you have a worse chance.
Ron and Jason, what's your premiere rank?
Don't play a premiere, but I'm fucking goaded.
That's all you got to know.
He's going to look...
I'm pretty good. I'm not gonna lie.
It's Wingman better than Dust2.
I feel like Dust2 is just like hot.
You don't have a chance.
Wingman is 2v2.
Just give up while you can.
This is a real man's game.
Wait, this is a neutral game now?
No, this is your game.
Wait, is it?
No, we already did our two games.
I don't know how this would be neutral.
No, we both had three games because we made one of our
against GeoGasser.
We still have rock in the league.
That's fine.
Wait, you can do DustWingman?
I specifically remember you can't do DustWingman.
I
Feel like we have a better chance if it's both sites because then we can like actually rat they're like you know, thanks
I mean, it's fair games. Do they get a cheers?
But we can do whatever you guys want to do dust to 2v2
What's more fun for the chat dust to what do you think check chat dust to our wingman?
What's more fun? Oh kill that. I'm gonna come down and break that guitar, bro, please
Come on, bro
This is my baby. Come on, bruh
Mom's been a guy that was just right here. Nope. Yep. Wait man. Wait man. It's easy
You man, it's easy because it's already set up for us. It's 2d2's back. We'll just what we'll just bought 20 cases on my bomb
Yeah, do I have you added?
Yeah, bro, someone just bought fucking cases on my account
Bro, high-fives, we have no keys, are you kidding me?
If I get a butterfly knife, Emerald, I'll suck a dick.
Yo, Julie, think we're gonna try to get the baking matter?
But guys, there is no dustling, man. You can't do it.
I'm in my heart.
I don't think you can do dustling, man.
Oh, don't go.
I'm getting a bunch of shod cases right now.
We're just all opening cases right now, so...
I'm getting a stretch of bulls, man.
My god, I just wasted 50 bucks
Fuck your dust bro, and fuck you all right
Ray
This is so degenerative
Fuck you all right, but dust is a great map. What's wrong with that guy?
That's maps nuke I'm
bro nuke wingman's solid bro we're just gonna get worked on nuke wingman
dust we could win but we're gonna get fucking worked bro trust me on the last
box we can like flank them from the worst I'm that 8k elo demon yeah I'm
gonna be honest today to remove the gold from the cases shot or no
wow I just got a gin trade up I don't think I've ever seen Joe I said
Sing-towel your name is right beer sing-towel on the overseas
Ty
They said your name is in since I don't understand that mean wait. Are you guys in are you guys in a lobby?
How do I do I have any of you? Yeah, I'm not in a lobby. I'm currently opening
And I got a stock. I'm not getting a fucking gold. I'm
What rank are you in League of Legends Jason? Oh?
I
Really super I think
What
That's like really impressive Jason good shit bro. Thank you. Good is is in league is for high the highest or lowest
The worst is for the best is one
I think how they change that for every game make it all the fucking
or water, no.
Where is my food?
Oh, fuck!
What do you mean?
Can you lower it?
Well, how do I make you party leader?
I got to join you, right?
Guys, League of Legends is just not a 2v2 game.
And also, we would get decapitated.
Ah, right.
How do I make one of you the lobby leader?
I'm not in the lobby.
You press alt, right click my name,
and then go fuck yourself.
I don't know
Yeah, I'm gonna do it right now
It's just fucking stupid
We would also be the most boring match of all time we would just
Yeah, we would just get rolled, we'd be behind, it'd be so predictable.
Yo, guys, you would lose in League, let's keep it back.
Number one.
Number two, Jaycee, private invite.
Ron, we would lose in League because Jaycee is Platinum 4.
We'd lose into League because I would get a pentakill on both of you.
Now keep it down.
You'd get a pentakill on two players.
I have any players.
Jaycee's inspect items the bomb, I'm screaming.
Wait, do I do... how do I do this chat?
Subname are in.
practice someone some more my mods give me the settings to put in the console
okay so what do you guys want to play you're playing inferno nuke vertigo
overpass Poseidon or sanctum inferno
Duff's to to be to be okay you're gonna do that yes we are gonna get
worked on wingman we're gonna get worked it's gonna be in what is
What is wingman? What is wingman?
It's a tiny map, because it's gonna shit on us.
No, bro, I'm confident.
Alright, wingman it is.
Joe, we are gonna get him.
Wingman and they give us a crutch.
Wait, what is an even game? Even Steven?
Even. Steven is even.
No, it's not. Our game was Valorant 4.
Okay, so even Steven, that's the answer.
Because our games were Gio, Rainbow, and Rocket League.
We haven't played Rocket League yet.
I know this is scary, but...
Give us a small lead not some crazy shit
Run you can like preset it right?
Yo, who's talking bro? Yo, hold on
Yes, right? Oh, no, maybe not your asshole. Yeah, men are talking right now
It's my dog barking chat you guys hear that I think my dog
Yeah, too wait guys, what am I doing inferno and I'm just looking go right I need the settings
I mean my mom's have it I put in the console
First dogs barking at the mail man. Yeah, Jinx. He's really living a movie life
Movie he better get his milk delivered. I wish the milkman was still a thing get ass
Low key.
Um, do we need setting for the lead or no?
Jason, what are the odds you're in the Truman Show right now?
None of this is real and every one of your viewers is just trying to convince you that you're real right now.
Well, everyone in my view is a bot.
Dude, I was told that, um, I was watching the Truman Show again with my cousin like two months ago,
and apparently when that movie came out, people thought like a bunch of people did.
They were in the Truman show illness it was going to do what was it called a Truman show or
Yes, yes
What's the killing just
Man we're doing wingman right
What is the team first of 13 y'all can have
You can give it
See I don't know how to do that dick. Oh, it's tonight in wingman this thing. Do you want us when it?
No, they're saying it's first day
Is it eight or nine?
Tell me what you were doing before we start and then ever just say
All right, all right, all right.
All right, exit menu, exit menu menu.
Okay.
This is Jinx's call.
Or we could do Dustful Mat.
You could do Wingman Vesta 3.
That's what I was gonna say.
You guys wanna do Wingman Vesta 3, or Dustful Mat?
You guys choose to do your game.
Let's just do Dustful Mat, bro.
Give him like three rounds.
Dustful Mat, one game up to 13
and then give us like a five or six round lead.
Or what?
What the fuck?
Oh my God.
Oh, why do you guys act like you're a sport?
He's bad.
Not a good sport.
Four or three.
Three, three, three.
You wanna just play straight up?
You wanna just, bro, two v two.
We're getting washed.
Three, three, three.
You're doing good.
You're doing good.
Guys, it's not even bitching, guys.
We managed just like, cop.
We just walk at each other in two seconds and get shit on.
Oh, that is fair.
All right.
I'm gonna play Dust 2.
All right.
It's not a big map by any means.
It's a bad map.
That's that Shirley offsets the Mecca people keep playing in chat bro on God you giving me and Jinx these three fucking rounds
Yeah
Relax, we're gaming the chat. Don't let the chat get to us bro. We're all killing but the question
Do y'all want to actually play dust two or no?
Alright
Overpass is better. Nuke is better.
But yeah, let's play Dust2, fuck it.
And we're not stuck to a site, we're doing whole map.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Holy fuck.
I said, I said, what's the...
Hey, hey, uh, shut up, whatever.
C, T, or T side?
What is a Dukdu?
Uh, Joe, C, T.
What is a Dukdu?
Oh, I didn't, uh...
No, that's the opposite, dumbass.
Alright, fine, Joe, uh, I said we call, we call.
What is a Dukdu?
Oh, shut your...
Joe, Dukdu.
Bro, I'm having...
I'm having cc is probably gonna be crazy. They're gonna smoke the fuck out of this
I feel like we just got a two-sling a site and hope we get it now
I do the same thing on dust two every time. I just walk man
Bro, that is the worst play and I know you have not do that. You have to trust me. I gotta trust you
I run how many hours you haven't see ass like 30, but like 20 of them are literally on dust care
So chop, so chop.
We got a whole minute ass warm up, bro.
And they said they gave us three rounds, so we just got to hit ten.
But we got to play, we got to play 12 rounds.
Oh, no.
Chatty to warm up.
Is that thing like, why am I rubber banding like, I'm crazy right now.
I'm lagging so bad.
I'm lagging.
I've been saying, I'm not lagging anymore.
I just lag for like 10 seconds straight.
Someone DDoS the server, someone saying?
You can DDoS and cap your rod is so good at DS.
Oh my God.
They're spawn killing us.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
This is, this is, this is, we're literally going to get destroyed.
Oh my god.
Bro.
We're fucking three round lead and we're on T side.
Oh, we're on West.
Alright, I'll get, okay.
All we're gonna do.
But that wouldn't make you that was just like a rubber band, bro that that wouldn't make you like that bad
Bro, I feel like we go full shield and Sprint B
No, no, it's it's just a tunnel Joe trust me trust me come with me. I have one route
I trust you every time if this doesn't work. I believe I believe you
Yeah, we'll go then you want to go mid or you want to go back?
We're gonna go mid and walk if they beat the gate we should I I feel like we gotta be aggressive
I'm gonna go lower swing right there might be might be there now. We don't know what you're doing
Once mad once mad once mad
You can probably push
They're both men go fucking plant go plant the bomb right now plant the bomb right now
What is plan plant plant plant yeah, dude plant? What is it five jc jc press?
5 and then you just this left click hold left click
what you know that actually my god probably would have had an extra $300 there
yeah I thought it was all right same thing I'm not buying I'm not doing
Joe, you're supposed to go up this way though, like up high.
Bro, I'm not going.
Yeah, you want to run cat.
But we can't do that right now, bro.
We have no money and I have a pistol.
They're going to play really defensive.
Bro, I'm telling you, planting's an advantage.
I want to swing this so bad I'm going to do it.
If you stay alive, I can plant. Don't swing. Don't swing.
Go.
Just plant. Just plant. Just plant. Get points.
Bro, they're insane.
They're actually insane.
I mean, it's not fair. It's not fair and sane.
Rod has 100% headshot rate and he has 4 kills.
Rod has a 100%?!
See, but this is what I meant though.
Like, because if we did wingman, we can't even plant. We just died.
I don't know because now they have like eco on us I'm buying I have a fucking
Dalio I'm gonna flash us out B cuz like if it's wingman they literally know
Where we're gonna play
My kid thank you like a little time. I'm kidding. I'm walking. I'm on be try to play on here. I have your time
Burned myself set myself on fire the play of the century
WE GOT TO STICK TOGETHER, BRO!
IF WE SLIP TORCH WE DIE EVERYTIME!
I know, come with me!
I also just fuckin' let myself on fire!
JX, I-I killed myself in game.
Yo, come with me!
Go Mac10, we rush B.
Mac10, we rush B.
I have an AK, I'm gonna shuttle these idiots.
Oh my god, that was so close!
Take that!
I'm gonna get a kill, bro!
I'm gonna get a kill!
Take that!
I'm gonna get a kill, bro!
I'm gonna get a kill!
We rush B Max and we rush B. I have an AK. I'm gonna shut on these idiots
I actually fucking killed myself with a Molly that's terrible
All right, I'm gonna plant start bomb start crouching
Now we crouch now we
I have the window you have the door I have the window you have the door the window the hop-up I have the hop-up
Hold the door show my
I can't brawl my double door pull my double door
Yeah, they're going flanked. They're gonna flank
He's just flashed. They're pushing both sides. I can't hold your double door. I can't hold your double war
There we go bro, I'm telling you it's this is like if it's wingman we literally they know where we have to play every time and Ron just headshots us
This okay. Oh my god. Now we go. I'm keeping the Mac. We go me
You want to go cat you want to go yeah, we're gonna go cat. We're gonna go cat
Bro, I don't want to peek that I'm flashing
We're not going to the rest of the game. We're not going to read mid the rest of the game. He bought an off
They know we're going mid. Okay. Got it. Got it. Got it. There's no slow walking man
I have enough I can go minute if you want I have enough you want to challenge
I didn't realize I didn't realize I didn't realize yo, we're we're on really low ping and you guys aren't I
Don't know if that means that much. So do you want to switch bro? Just get in this plan you guys were better
Wait, I'm actually oh wow and as he's just said that
What was that lags what is this game?
It's just wrong. It's just wrong
Bro in CS it's home server. You don't get to like pick
All right, let's do something disgusting. Let's just go like tons instantly with like a shotgun and then break or no
Yeah
Bro, I feel like we have our best chance on B, dude.
Yep, I agree.
Every round, because if we have to peek them all A...
Joe, I wanna go tongue-in to in the mid, in the B?
Yeah, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna get down.
Tongue-in to the mid, in the B.
Joe, let's go.
Now we stack.
Ron can definitely fuck us up here.
Yeah, he knows we're gonna peek this.
Dude, let's go the other way.
Yeah, fuck him down.
Come here, come here, come here, come here!
Come here, come here, come here!
You go, you go, he might be able to see you mid.
Nobody didn't even...
Duck your head up, I'm gonna lag.
I'm gonna lag behind.
Hopefully he's not A.
Can't be A, he can't.
I'm planting, I'm A.
Let me know if you hear him.
He can't be A.
I'm gonna slow walk past.
I'm dragging the bug.
This is huge, this is huge.
I'm having a big cleanse.
Fuck!
Oh my god!
Okay, he's mid right now, he just picked up my AK, he's probably gonna go cat.
He's gonna go cat. He's going cat up up up up right there above you. Why'd you just get off site?
How are you gonna cut he's gonna use the bomb?
He's
I'm sorry.
Joe, I don't know what to say.
I'm sorry.
That was the worst play I've ever seen.
That was the worst play I've ever seen.
I literally willingly got off site, gave him high ground advantage with a shot.
Take away, Joe. Take away, Joe. Take away, Joe.
I'm gonna put a spot on my face.
We need momentum now.
They're dead. They're going dead.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. They're already...
I'm not this bad at CS. None of my shots are gonna be- is it wet?
None of my shit is landing.
We're risking it all here dude, I'm going to knock.
Chad, is it just because it's wet?
Guys, I swear to God, I've never been this inaccurate on CS ever. It's still not a wet story.
I'm just gonna run this way.
They might swing it I'm just gonna run over here
My god, okay, okay stack with me stack up stack up play my trade cuz you're better all right
Yeah, they might be flanking too we might need to go fuck the plank
Holding you long go go go go go go go go go walk walk walk walk
Okay, so it's seven to five right? Yeah, yeah, they get us three rounds
Are you able to buy?
Okay, okay, all right now we go on the site. Let's go other side
You would go be I have an app
Yeah, they're not gonna think we're gonna go in and just try to off the double door
But can't they be this you're probably gonna have to you're probably gonna have to swing it. Yo, I'm gonna
We should we got a flat just walk just walk just walk just walk
And I'm holding long I have a hop-up I physically can't die at the doors
I have a hop-up hold like the fuck he's off line
I shouldn't have peeped, I should have put this Jason first, I'm sorry, Joe.
Bro, they just got this, oh god!
Oh, did they not have money?
There's no good ass.
Turn that to us, I'll fuck!
Jormass!
Jump fucking ass!
Have enough.
Bro, I don't think you're that bad, I just feel like we're, dude, this is not like regular comp,
and we are being like, I feel like we can't go mid at all.
Wait, let me actually-
He threw me a few more rounds on this.
It's literally just Westpane. I can't even like runs better, but I can't even hit a shot right now
Go on go on
Full flash I have 60 health
one long he's low he's low he's low he's low
I have the right side of the box, do you have the left side?
I got flashed. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're getting
walked. Bro, we gotta go rocket league after this. Yeah. A real man's game. A fucking real
man's game. Bro, Ron is crazy. I don't know. He's a 70% headshot percentage 10 and 4.
Alright, yo, you draw attention, I'm gonna like sneak up land.
Woo!
One's up mid.
Draw attention.
Draw attention, I'm just gonna sneak mid, or sneak left side.
I'm planting. Stay alive, Joe. Don't die!
Run back, run back, run back, run back!
They're gonna soon work together.
Yes!
Okay, nine to six this shit is not over shit is not over. Yeah, but now in room defense now room defense now, but they have a case
Winnable
All right, do you want to do like you gotta get a little bit of momentum
I gotta get seven rounds we win
Rock in a while we win
I'm gonna walk up log. No. No, don't we just hold defense we hold defense. They got make them push us
I'm holding B. They're probably gonna go out.
They're going B. They're going B. Rotate, rotate, rotate.
It's just you and Jason.
That's a decoy, Nade.
Oh no, it's not. You're shooting.
I feel like we have to buy here I'm going dual lease we're gonna go mint or be
I'm gonna go dualies be yeah, I like the dualies a lot. I'm gonna hold it
It's a lot more fun
No one's mad I
Think they're be rough
They're be be be be jumpy. I'm coming. I'm coming
I have the flank if you stay alive there be I have the flight on be right now. Yes. I just saw them
I just saw them. I have the flank
I'm dead, ride the worst gun for that.
Vaughn just like, oh my god I killed Jason.
Noooo, chat.
We're pulling out the mystery trick here.
Nice fight man, if they fall for it.
I got something waiting for them.
Wait you're gonna say nice fight man and then shoot them?
We can help this woman.
We say night fight made we have to do it. All right, let's do it
All right, I'll do it. I'll do it
Oh my god, I'm gonna jump for a reason
Ron would have pulled out his gun and killed me
I'm going light or I'm going no armor. I'm just gonna off them in the head
Bro, I'm telling you we would've done better if it wasn't on West.
I propped.
Like, I missed so much shit.
Not mad right now.
We're really hoping they get a B.
They're going to get an A.
Oh, no, I hear B. I hear B.
Bomb down.
Wait, the other guy's probably flanking, you know?
We have bombs, let's camp it.
I
Did he bought us
Joe go up go up. I don't want you to shop from the side. I'm literally playing so cringe Joe
Sit there sit there sit there sit there right there right there
Sj the fuck does that mean?
Joe if they come behind you, I'll shoot him in the back
shit right there Joe I have your back
they're never gonna check this corner I'm gonna shoot him in the back
if he checks this corner bro I swear to God I mean actually
he's on me he's on me he's on me
I think I might be wrong no peace on me
I'm gonna get shot, I'm gonna get shot at him.
Oh, fucking beautiful.
See, bro, I might not shoot you in, but I got that with the shooting.
Why did you only have a deagle?
I feel like you're trying to kill us with pistols, bro.
Wait, it's a...
Well, er, not rock.
Joe, it's 12 to 7?
Ah, it's over.
12 to 7, bro.
We can't lose a round.
Well, and if we, if we don't lose a round, we would...
Ah, I don't know if they would make it go OT.
I really think they're gonna go...
I really think they're gonna go...
Oh, no, the mid.
The name doesn't smoke.
You know they're both mid or one?
One. It's one.
Alright, alright, alright.
I don't know who the other one is.
Yeah, they're, uh, they're deagoling. They're deagoling right now. They're not actually, uh...
12-8, right?
What, they have no money on them?
No, I think they're just trolling.
I'm gonna buy an actual gun.
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, CS is considerably more fun than Valorant.
This is real life.
You can stand around.
Ah.
That's bad.
I'll be on me, John.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I hear one strength.
Bro, what is wrong doing?
doing I think they're trolling no he's trolling I just
no scope him
plug doing to keep going mid cuz they have ADHD some can keep sniping in the
face I just fucking no scoundron yeah they control
Yeah bro, I mean it's 12 to 9, you might want to focus.
Yeah, yeah, you might want to stop trolling, kid.
I have long.
One's B, I hear B.
Coming B now.
Yeah, we're gonna open this.
You might rotate off.
Do you have bomb?
No.
I'll open it, you hold the door.
Yeah, they're probably gonna go A.
It's just one, it's just one.
Play together.
I don't see anything there, nothing there.
Let me know if you hear A.
He might be gone cat or like full around.
I'll let you know.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Come on.
Wow, Ron's crazy.
Me.
He's right there.
Yep.
he's right there yep I bet you he wrapped back around to be her yeah be
yeah
he's shot no I did your shot yeah he's gonna
that time it's all right wait for the plant you got this
oh my god
fuck off that get me the fuck off that holy yeah I'm on West Ping against like
a fucking sturdy Cape premiere kid fuck that yeah fucking game game game man
would have been like even
No, we may look a little easier for you
Momentum
Name our bad sub did all right. I like rocket league rocket league. Oh, man
Okay, so how much of a Goldie do you guys want on rocket league?
Yeah, what's Haggle here?
How much we do a best of three?
Yo, how are you doing?
That's good, thank you bro.
For the night fight, I was just gonna kill Joe.
We were gonna do that.
I had a shotgun in my fucking back pocket, Ron,
and Jinxie convinced me not to pull it out and shoot you in the face.
How did you die, Joe?
Five goal lead.
Five goals? No.
I would say three.
Okay, I would say.
Oh, I'm good.
You guys are so good.
Like, yeah, I'm trying to think of what if they get a four goal lead and then just sit.
How?
Wait, what's your.
Okay, I'm saying.
Yeah, but I got to get him.
But I don't even know how to block it.
What's your guys get?
What's your highest rate?
I'm not.
I'm three.
I'm three.
You are diamond.
I hit diamond and do those, but I got care.
Like, I'm she.
I'm like, yeah, I'm not going to lie.
I'm.
I
We could do this we could do this because of this I'm so I'm like you don't you could do four kill or four goal lead
But we can't or five believe it. We can't sit in the net
I'm not gonna be broke up
Five minutes
Ever wins this wins or is this or do you want to know it's one of five games now? Yeah, yeah, true
Wait, so what is it? What is it at right now?
I think we can do a three goal lead and we do a best of best of three in rock
me because once we're like we like we're not fair. I feel like four is fair even if
you're not sitting in net is because like you guys aren't that bad that we're
gonna score on you every 10 seconds like you have a four goal lead like if
you just stalled we can't we have to get four to match you not even
You get one goal for a minute job. Oh, I don't know
We give you a free goal lead for first game if we white you you got a four goal lead next game
Okay, I'm white though because what if it's like 10? Oh, and we beat you like fucking by more than three goals
Like if we match you like quick like yeah
Yeah, yeah, just cuz if we do four and we sit on four then it's like chopped if we if we can't match it
Fair shot it fairs fairs out of them. I'm down their shatters
My jinxie I accept it. I need a easy key by me
No, I said no, sir. No, I got a son railroad on my head right now. I
I gotta see Neymar touch the ball.
Bro, you don't even know Neymar's first name.
His first name is really, literally Neymar.
All right, boys, I'm gonna need you to invite me.
You guys ready?
His first name's Leonardo, dumbass.
I thought it was Lee and Nell
Invite me, Junko
Lee and Nardo, Messi
Lark, Lark, Sahore
Can we get a Lark, Lark, Sahore for that?
What a song
Trolling, bro
Obviously, I know it
You know I'm bad
Obviously, I know, bro
Jinxie, you need to invite me one more
Dude, you guys are gonna get fucking worked
I'm in my own world right now
Okay, so they did, yeah, like
Yeah, I was two wins off diamond yesterday two wins off diamond. I'm so I'm gonna we want to get ready for goal lead
Give them four give them four. We'll give you four. We'll give you four for both. Best of three. Yeah
That's low. All good. How good are we skipping one from ten?
Joe, that means we need to average one goal per minute and not from ten.
We need to get one goal per minute and then one like yeah, cuz then we get five goals. Yeah
one go per minute yet we're gonna have to lock the fucking knock and see wait it's
one epic run you have to invite me don't know how this is gonna go wait
Jason Jason yeah you've never had a rank in rocketing ever before or no I I've
played ranked but I don't think I'm like my company setters and I don't know
bro jesse you have a fucking emo do you have like a sticker in this game dude
I'm gonna get a goal like Joe I'm gonna get a goal celebration in like a
a month and it's gonna be me going
that's gonna be the most toxic shit ever
it's gonna be the fucking nine times
leak bar right bar right
wait can steam players play with epic players?
yes
I invited you
don't invite me to steam play with you
yeah I don't think four goals is too much because
Joe's diamond and I'm black three
well you're both diamond
I'm the damn diamond
I'm black two I'm black two
Joe's black two I'm black two
Everybody focus. I'm on team
I have to pause after pause your Jason joint. Let me pause
Wait match admin hold up with the countdown
Okay, now I pause match admin and then I give orange team for four goals right for both flip flip flip guys best of three correct
Yes, I good. Let's go. We're gonna have this
Let's
I don't want to hear my oh my god my team agent
My god Jason what the fuck run. I told you I'm shit like bro. You just fucking hit me
Do not sing gold not sing gold
I mean, they're gonna error.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I need you to do something, Jack.
We still need three goals though.
This is a paper.
Nice!
Get that in, get that in, get that in.
Nice.
I bet.
My bet, Joe.
No way.
Bro, this is like, you literally just said you didn't think you could score a goal
a minute and you scored ten.
You know what, Jason's driving around like he's never driven a car in his life.
I
We want more goals in this team
Like give me advice all right, bro, don't chase the ball like an area. I mean it's just like
I got this
I got this you just hit me bro. I missed the ball man. Oh, yes. He missed. He missed. Oh God
Got him. I told you to sweet spot
We're technically it's a boost. Oh my god
Oh, he had it!
Shadowbump.
Bob's wearing the Sun Brero hat.
Bro, that's centered!
I'm way back, I'm way back.
Jason didn't get it.
I'm gonna lock in. I don't wanna offer more gold, bro.
You gotta win this game first.
I'm also trying, bro.
I didn't even, like, concede.
But, what do you go with?
Yeah, that's the thing.
No, no, no, no, no.
No!
Bullwhip that. That was the worst area on my life.
Bro, they're averaging two golds a minute.
No
They're saying Jason's driving skills in your life
I'm back
I got this
We're good. I promise you we're good now y'all are not good. I don't know how to
do I got it. Oh, bro. What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Yeah, probably. You guys need a fucking nine goal lead.
or give me ladies bro what do you guys need give me ladies you're not scoring
nice guys score that chasing in the opposite joke can you gap with it and
oh my god what a pass with that oh I thought I was in the man I was a little
past I was a little past I'm going back I'm going back
I'm in him no no don't ball chase trust me
I have no boost I calmed it you missed the ball okay okay yeah I know what to do I
know what to do you got you go I know you're going over it go for it now we
have to score a goal yeah what do you guys think like seven goals
I mean bro they just know how to play defense too like
There's gonna play defense the whole time. That's what they're doing
Yes
What a shot
That was like great area. That was my first area by ever. I'm looking getting
You hit the double beautiful. Oh, no, I got it. I don't know what to do
Where are you what do I do here, bro?
That's just that's top is I can't go for it. They can go for it. They can go for it
No, oh my god, I'm not saying that's it
No
Jason hey Jason you take that boost I got none
Okay, I can't I can't fuck this game just give me shit
What
I feel like we give them next game of seven goals
I think that's there.
That's the only way it might not even save us.
Yeah, that's the problem is like that'll be their second game.
And then it's like, we have to score seven to five.
I feel like I'm playing horrible this game too and it's still seven to five.
Yeah, bro. Fuck my ass even harder, why not?
I know what to do, bro. Let me just say goalie.
I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad, you're in goalie, right?
You're in.
I mean, I mean, bro.
bro I'm gonna just say good I'm so good let me say good no no no you know what I
just realized oh no I see that we can shoot you guys and stuff but in rocket
league like you can't really score yeah you guys know defense how to aerial
etc I know my first aerial ever it was in here
Oh my god, it's gonna drop. Please drop it. Oh my god.
Oh!
Dude, if you can fucking aerial, it's just bad. Like, if you can't aerial.
Yeah, I know. You can't even get 70% of the balls.
That's him, that's him. Oh my god, I tried to put him back.
What the fuck did he say to you from chasing?
I don't want to play.
Chat, the skill expansion in this game.
We're not like, we're like, wow.
We're not even good.
But it's like, if I just get a ball out of that.
I think Jucie's flat.
Nah, I think Jucie's flat.
Ah, I'm thinking Diamond.
I guess it's both Diamond.
I'm gonna steal a flat.
Tasting. What are you actually doing?
I'm not even trying to be mean anymore.
Like, I didn't want to see you be great.
Oh, okay.
I
Think nine goal lead and it's fucking cinema, but we have to score ten or five
Well, but then if we can't keep that for the third game if we if I why not like look at you guys did
Just if you get a nine imagine now you guys actually try
No, he didn't score a goal, bro. I think seven's fair
Seven's fair. It's nine fucking five and I scored one goal
Okay, hey
Not nice, I think we did nine that now be a tie. What are you talking about Joe? We played the same game
Joe, I think we give them nine goals. I played horrible that game and it was nine to five
That's I'm saying you're gonna be warm now
Game I don't want to do nine if we lose like yo, and what do you all play keyboard mouse? I think sevens fair
Chicksie play keyboard mouse, bro.
No, I'm just nuts.
We have to score a goal every 30 seconds.
But the thing about C.S. is that
every 30 seconds on guard, I'm not doing that.
No, no, listen. What's our kill lead?
Bro, I think we can get Joe.
They want to do a 7-point lead, bro.
We have a 7-kill lead.
It's just alright if we win.
Alright, I bet.
Ron, listen. All we have to do is defend.
Okay, I'm going to say no.
No, it's not true Jason. Just keep it away. Just keep it. No, you don't know how to jump
They're just gonna aerial over our heads, bro
I know how to lock in okay, we need ten fucking goals in five minutes
That's what Jason nice
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
what the fuck is that
what the fuck
what the fuck
is that
that first step shins off
not even like you know
you didn't go for the kickoff
why are you hitting me bro
I have a shot here
What do you want to call at this point man?
It's out, it's out, I cleared it!
Actually just got my Jason.
I just scratched my nose.
Well we got a score like now, nine goals is so hard.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
Chuf's dead, we're good, we're good.
You gotta hit that.
Jason hit that, Jason, you gotta hit that.
Jason, Jason, you gotta hit that.
Tell me now.
Not towards our net.
Block and move.
Oh no.
Nine goals, remontada.
Oh no.
Yes!
Yes!
Fucking hate more come on like I'm not even kidding. I was waiting to hit it fine
You gotta just pull Jason when I'm say that you've got a full boost flip forward. Yeah. Yeah
He didn't go for it. Oh my god finish up. No, no
It's not a crossbar
I can't I can't
Stop trying to do this thing about standing that shit listen. I'm gonna go leave all the way to do the fan for four minutes in the gold
Go you guys just defend the reason listen when you stay in the net you just have to get out sometimes
Play this game at all
I did! You fucking weak charge!
You didn't even jump!
I did!
You jumped after the ball was in the net!
Why are you not going for the ball?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh, oh my god!
Yeah bro, yeah, just, just let me play worse, bro. Fuck you!
Jason, Jason, when I say go for the ball, don't go for it. Do not go for it. Do not go for it.
But we can give you guys 15 goals, bro
All right, Jason get out of the net a little bit. Please get out of the net a little bit for that right there
Oh my god, that's it. Oh
I went for like a highlight reel. Jason, please hit that Jason, please hit that
Jason what Ron's saying is right you can't if you sit on the back line
They're gonna get scored on when the ball gets closer you have to go to it or you're not ever gonna even touch it
I'm going for the ball. Yes. Go for it. Go for it. Perfect. Oh
My god, I want to dribble so bad
That's a shot that's a shot
Yo
Now I'm warmed up
I'm so confused. I thought my teammate was in the net bro. He's doing circle
Don't move all days and hold boots and double jump go
Nice
You're gonna give them 20 at this rate
yeah bro yeah this is not like even R6 was yet where you can like head shot
someone like you actually can't know the skill cap in this game is just in this
is too much I just learned so much about rocker league right now Joe right
there yeah I'm literally like this I think we ride this out right there's
This is not even a play.
I'm literally just building RT at this point.
There's not a chance.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
Hit it again, hit it again.
Oh my God, bro, I have this, I have this,
y'all have this.
No, that's hot!
Run up the goal, run up the goal.
Unless you're back on the stand.
No, no, get in there, get in there!
Nice, wait, we can win, we can win!
We can win, we can win!
Jason, I'm gonna be honest,
I actually think it's mathematically impossible
if you guys don't win right now.
It's a big deal.
When it's dead bolder than you gotta like come up a little bit.
BITCH!
No way you missed, I know.
Hit it, hit it, hit it!
Oh my god, I was almost past them.
Yep.
Oh yeah, I'm ripping that.
Oh my god, that's a shot.
Holy no fucking shit.
No way!
That's a shot.
But that was fucking barred down. It almost went in.
Oh!
Dude, this made me realize how gigantic Rocket League skill got there.
No worries. No worries.
It's a zero skill transfer.
What is that?
There's zero skill transfer.
Like they can't do anything they've learned in any other game.
Yep.
They go to our ass, man.
I mean, you got some fucking approaches if I'm being honest.
Cause like, me and Jinxie in the scale of Ross's League are actually fat.
Yep.
Yeah, but you guys are bad extra diamonds. Got it.
I wanted to give us a 5-0 win.
I'm not done yet.
Why?
This is my teammate, my teammate has a 30 score.
That means he puts the ball in five times.
I'm about 15 times.
I don't know how to do this.
Go for it, Ty, go for it.
To be fair, we gave you guys a fucking nine goal lead.
Yeah, but I only lost very soon.
I'm taking my anger off.
You're allergic to the ball.
Jason, you didn't really describe your skill well at all.
You should have just said like, hey, I've never fucking played.
I had it though.
I just can't believe it.
Yo, I'm looking right at you.
Fm, hold on.
Fuck.
I'm back.
I got no boost.
I got no boost.
Nice, Jake. Good hit, that's actually good hit!
And that's...
Oh, go around 10? Oh no! No!
No! No way!
No!
Nice!
Get in the house, I thought.
Ha ha ha!
I mean, that, like...
What a flak. There's not any chance. There's no chance.
Four bit bro.
Hey, can we just four bit?
There's a minute left guys. There's still one.
And Joe's just playing goalie like this.
Is he trying to hit me?
He says, what the fuck are you doing?
Playing goalie. I'm literally out right now. What do you mean?
Nope, out of that.
Jason, where are you? Where are you?
Like what are you doing?
Like what are you fucking doing?
Fuck this shit! Fuck this shit!
I didn't see you for a whole 45 seconds
and somehow you hit me!
Oh my god!
This game is so shitty!
Who genuinely enjoyed this game?
Bro, when you-
When you- when they-
This game has like 700,000 players
players at any given time. It's gonna so many fucking players. Like five to seven hundred
thousand yeah. One hundred season like 800k to a million on the first day.
If I get any given time this game's like I think this game's like top seven on for like top five
on console. I'm gonna watch you I'm just gonna watch okay I just wanna like I just wanna see how
How you doing?
It's just a cap, it's in the main menu.
Don't even touch it, Jason! Don't even touch it!
Ah, he's a shitman.
Joke us.
Hope never I have died.
Jason, hit it.
He actually aerialed. Let's go and shoot him.
He aerialed.
I'm just like dead silence driving around.
Really, Jason?
Seriously, Jay?
keep it up oh cat GG wait did you guys look at the steam charts check you
guys in cte but it's a console like dominant game yeah this is mainly played
on like fun rough on rough on rough there is hey we need one more win
458,000 people on right now
Spelling be combined IQ test fall guys do a win Uno and gangbees Jason. What do you want to do here?
Wait pull it up Joe. You have to be to spelling beat combined. I like you test all guys do a win
And you know or gangbis and I've never touched gangbis a day in my life
I think I was going to spelling me and I think you just like
Yeah
I'm letting you know right now you have to carry this no no listen. This is my legacy on the fucking line now
I was no longer a brother. Listen. How many spelling bees did you actually win when you were a four four four? Oh god, Joe
We're facing I need your I think you took oh my god
They said I need you to copy you're going against you're going against Joe. It's me and Jinx. You know outlook me send me a Roblox of Garamot
It's me and Jinxie. It's me versus Jinxie you versus Joe at this rate bro. No, well, we're all gonna play and it's just whoever's last
Yeah, how do you want to do Jason? I saw a picture of you in a spelling bee. I actually want to see yeah, exactly
I've competed in probably eight spelling bees, so I've experienced
I yo Joe, this is who I'm playing against right now. Oh my god
Jason you might have been the cutest little kid I've ever seen in my life, bro
I'm not even sure
Ted Jason not the cutest kid you've ever seen holy shit Jason and cute
All right, Jason
I'm gonna give you options here bro because you're the one that shows the game and this is if you lose this
Joe, we're gonna get bent over a table. Do you even understand bro? This guy one spell and it's chanting
Come on, bro. I'm fairly confident that he still throws
You're not here in the root of the terms they just say
We're gonna do advanced we're gonna do probably do what type of how hard of words do you want to do?
We got to do random. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not doing random because I have to go first on random and
This is how you tried to calm me last time, Ron.
Well, we can do it, and you still won.
I still won, because you probably
have the spelling abilities of a toddler.
What?
It's a special now.
Maybe it is a special.
But how does it work?
2v2, though.
I don't understand.
It's not a good time to get tied in.
The way that we're going to do it is it's just if I,
if me or you win, Jakesy, that's a point for our team.
If I said something, I'd get my IP address to you.
If I lose this, I'm dropping the level.
I'm just kidding.
Like, one at a time, we alternate words individually
And then there's like a group score because Ron has to participate.
I can't just be Jason Carrier.
No, Ron will play, but it'll be like, I'm going to host it.
So I'll go first every time.
And if you get one wrong, you're out.
And then it's just last person standing wins.
We're not doing random.
Bro, Jason is the fucking 2016 area seven spelling bee champion.
Like we're not logged into account.
It's a black screen.
What do I do here?
Jason time wins spelling bee.
That's me.
Dude, I'm actually like, I'm shook up.
I did not know Jason was like a fucking champion.
I sent a code in a fucking prodigy, bro.
But are we got a we got a way to get along with you to say in chat.
All right, you could do not in chat in the gen chat for us.
We could do beginner, novice, moderate, advanced expert, genius, master and randomizer.
Dude, do fucking expert.
Or no way.
Guys, every time I log into the account, it just does this show.
Okay, randomizers no skill though cuz what if I get a randomizer and I feel like you want to do advanced or expert because bro
Let me just give you an example of like what advanced I'm gonna do it right now. It'll tell me a word
Okay, an advanced word is integration
I'm gonna be honest with you bro, I'm gonna lose, it's gonna be adjacent to that employment.
I know you're losing it.
It's fine, I got this.
I'm verifying my game.
Let my hands shit.
I'm in, I'm in.
I'm starting to get in my role blocks right now.
Yeah, I'm trying to get in.
It just says it's...
Am I getting hacked in full time?
I feel like we might want to go expert.
you
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You're next word is embarrassment.
oh fuck spell ideological yeah where's Ron all right can you spell validity
validity bro come on hell yeah next up snowflake all right yeah spell
Aegis and then that would be a wedges Aegis
Aegis? DC
You only got like four seconds to spell it. Let's go boys. I'm back
Game's loud as hell yeah, I need to hear the fucking word
Your next word is
Flapshawards. Hi guys, why is your character, uh, ten percent of gamblers who didn't quit six seven
Your word is periodically
Your next word is passionate.
Oh my god, three, what?
Alright, spell gratitude.
Gratitude, bro. Hell yeah.
Alright, can you spell sabotage?
Please spell paradise.
Yeah. Please. Lemons. I'm in boys. Give me a second. I'm just getting the code now.
I lost something that I have to do like a few gay shifts. Who? What? That's the. You
gave this is what we do. This is why we fell. I'm joining. Here we go. But does this
Does this difficulty seems good?
Yeah, yeah, this is fine.
All right, first to 10 wins cumulatively.
Once wrong legacy game, legacy game.
It's like a voice.
Spell first one to have this.
10, 10, a community lead.
When I click, when I click join Spell, Intermediate.
Dude, is Roblox like the hardest game to launch ever?
And what the fudge is going on?
Spell, Hypothesis.
Come on
Can you spell nebulous?
Your word is gazebo
I need to sign in on it
Great, what is it?
Gazebo, gazebo, gazebo, gazebo
Please spell consumption
That would be a win if like you have two on either side
Yes, yo, I'm really trying to log participation, but this game is fucking impossible to open
Xagonal
Mass one of them be honest, bro. It's been a minute since I was back in a game. So this is good
Go now
All right for shits and giggles. I turned it on master for one round before Ron's in here
Next up hexacosio hexaconta hexaphobia
Hexaconta hexaphobia
What the fuck!
Hexicon to Hexicon.
Hexicon what now? This is a real word?
Oh, they need to play.
Tonight it wasn't a spelling bee.
The next read is, Longestucksy-Mabtissireen.
Longestucksy-Mabtissireen.
Longestucksy-Mabtissireen.
Stucksy-Mabtissireen.
Get me in there.
I got this. Get me in there.
Oh, you just won.
Wait, okay. How do you want to do this?
How do you want to do this, Joe?
You can win and it's just whoever's last standing on your team gets the win.
Oh, hi.
It's the sun, baby.
It's the sun.
Did you leak the code?
Oh, my God.
Your word is gingerbread new lobby, new lobby, new lobby, Ron, leak the code.
How do you just say the code?
You just joined in here for other people joined with you.
You surely leaked the code.
Okay.
Certainly leaked the code.
I guess.
I
Didn't leak I'm trolling steal a brain round and still has 200,000 players. Oh my god, bro
Holy fuck
All right new link
But this is going to be sweaty this is so fun. Let's go full cam. How do I do this?
Just try to screen and then get in. Yeah, just hide your screen join and then I am with the last time
boys bro these are bland as for these people your next word is heritage is that
you run in this is this up this is us reliability I come run yo JXE get in
come on run you don't know the reliability no you're the wrong game
Bro, JXE, are you in?
Alright, no we're all in, we're all in.
First round, first round, first round, first round, first round, first round, first round, first round.
Alright, alright, alright, just explain the rules when we're done.
Okay, this is it, this is it. I'm not explaining the rules, bro. It's about to start.
Okay, don't explain it in a second word.
Dick?
No.
Yeah, it's just a spelling game person.
Spell Enchantment.
Humility. First to ten.
Next up, wholeheartedly.
Come on.
I work in the...
No, no, no.
Wholeheartedly.
Hold on, I can't help him.
I can't help him.
I know I can't help him.
Pull hardedly.
Okay, my bad. I didn't mean to have one there, huh?
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you
you
you
Oh my god Jason for one for one for one four spelling these
This is your game is what were you're spelling out bro pig
Bro Jason I'm a bottle I'm I have a 2.1
Yeah multiplication wait I'm not in what way wait is that the right setting
Yeah, no way, multiplication is wrong.
Multiple.
Can you spell Celebration?
Celebration!
Joe, it's 4-1, right? 4-1.
Yeah.
The next word is kangaroo.
Come on! Come on, dude.
That's bullshit.
Quiet!
Alright, spell Hailstone.
Please, God.
Yes!
That's the easiest word ever.
Please spell methodology.
Alright, can you spell abscond?
Abscond.
Abscond.
The next word is insinuate.
Not bad, kid.
Not bad, kid.
The next word is intermediate
Your word is introspect
Can you spell commemorate
Please I'm not calling guys. I'm bad. What's the score? What's the score? What's the score?
Or two come back to you're looking good. Okay, I can't look in lucky lucky. We have this
All right, try spelling forthcoming
All right, try spelling Excalibur
Yeah, not even all right spell exaggerate
Next up, Scythe.
What?
I've never used that word for her.
Please spell Significance.
Significance.
I love that word.
Spell.
What?
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no.
We just reset.
We just reset.
Yeah, what the?
Four.
Four two still.
Four two still.
Forty still, Forty still.
Like, it doesn't say a word yet.
It's a specific word, because it's whatever word that is, it's just not, it's for some reason not to say it.
Alright, Forty, you ready to run it?
Should two of us run it?
I'm lucky, I'm lucky.
I'm not ready to run it completely.
Should we run it or should we run it?
No, no, just we run it.
Was it Forty or still?
Yep.
Alright, can you spell Palatine?
What?
Oh, what does that word mean?
Your next word is transportation.
You got this.
this is why we carry him next up fantasy please spell snowflake
Can you spell worthwhile?
Your next word is germination.
What is germination?
Alright spell hourglass.
Yo go fuck yourself.
Hourglass.
Wow.
What are the easiest words?
Please spell violation.
You got that.
That right there was a violation.
Nice.
Can you spell Oblivious?
Uh, wrong.
The next word is Arcane.
This is a stat in Elden Ring.
Alright can you spell Gravestone?
Wait is this the right like, like set of?
Next up, Asthma.
Asthma?
Is this the right difficulty?
Yes.
Spell Inhabitant
Alright, try spelling supposedly
Oh, he's gonna fuck it up, he's gonna fuck it up
Your next word is Controversial
Oh, it saved it!
Spell Shareholder
What the fuck, old guy?
Your next word is commodity.
Please spell skeleton.
How the fuck is he doing this?
Fuck.
Oh my God.
Oh, Jason.
Jason, you're on the Mickey, on a La Mickey aesthetic.
How the fuck have you got an outward glass?
No flake.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Okay, okay.
Wait, is it 4-3?
4-3, yes, 4-3.
That was just sweaty lava.
Can you spell humanitarian?
Whoa.
All right, try spelling diplomatic.
Yeah, right.
What?
Alright, can you spell calibration?
Your word is recession.
Hey, hey!
Can you spell Christmas?
What the fuck?
The next word is insipid
You got this
Can you spell transaction?
All right spell clouder
right to I'm beyond how much fun the same way I get for my check of the same
day it's not fake bro your chain is not fake for four of our four four four
let's end this shit up with a fall guys do a rough oh god your next word is
euphoria all right can you spell apostrophe
me
derogatory
All right, try spelling fjord what what what how to repeat you were right
All right spell Colonel
Ahh, where is our?
The next word is, nonplussed.
What?
Nonplussed.
Digs.
punk
Where the fuck?
Yo, fjord
fjord
Fjord
fjord
FJORD
FJORD
FJORD
That was never getting that.
5-4
F-4
F-4
F-4
Time to set power on.
F-4
F-4
F-4
F-4
F-4
F-4
F-4
F-4
F-4
F-4
Give me something to, make em on.
Give me dog.
F-4
Can you spell myopic?
All right.
Myopic.
Myopic.
How was that a fucking thing?
Your word is contour.
Is that makeup?
All right.
Can you spell translucent?
Wow.
Your next word is negotiation.
What?
Please spell procrastinate all right try spelling beneficiary
Why style the next word is
you
you
you
you
you
You
All right, try spelling obituary
actually dude can you spell candlelight can you spell imprisonment
your next word is
Abditive
All right
Chibberish, chibberish.
Nice, Joe! Nice!
Quick!
Please spell Aegis.
Aegis.
You got this.
I don't know what...
What is that word?
What?
What?
Eegis.
Eegis.
Alright, spell Systematic.
Not bad, kid.
Not bad, kid.
Give me one.
Give me one.
Your word is Erratic.
It's up to you, Joe!
Please, Joe!
The next word is Parallel.
Yes!
Your word is Practitioner.
No! He's lost!
Alright, spell Rhythm.
Okay, free free free free free. We take these.
Please spell Asunder.
Oh my god!
Spell Limina.
What?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Alright, try spelling consumption.
Come on Joe, come on.
Spray your chain!
Your next word is resilience.
Oh!
Alright, can you spell mathematician?
Fuck!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
YES!
Let's go!
Alright, one by two.
Guys, if you lose, you can go up Kimono only for the time being.
Yep.
Alright, let's do this, bro. Let's fucking do this, Jake! Come on!
Let's go, bro.
Do more, do more.
Your next word is ravenous.
Okay, six, seven. We need to come back, Joe.
Your word is embassy.
Yes!
All right, try spelling featherweight.
Oh, yes.
No, take it home.
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Makes Instagram tag dude
Guys I am trash this I said I was trash of this before it started. Yeah, do you want to do straight straight or best like
We're going to time, we're all right, we need one and two.
Jason, please, bro.
The game are going to move.
All right.
Can you spell agriculture?
One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one.
All right.
Spell technological.
Techno log chicle.
Me and you, Jason.
Spell symmetrical.
Oh my god, I was so cocky.
Bro, when I saw one, I knew it was over.
Okay, that's it.
GZ.
Oh my god.
Yo, I was locked.
Wow.
I'm not chasing.
Bro, your chain is safe.
Bro, your chain is safe.
You can't even say, you can't even say I'm asking.
I said I don't know how to spell.
I have a two-point event and I still clutched up a game, bro, during that.
The game would have been over.
Jason, they took your chain.
Jason, they took your chain.
Jason, they took your chain.
Jason, they took your chain.
Jason, they took your chain.
Jason, they took your chain.
Jason, they took your chain!
Jason, we snatched your chain, bro!
Oh my god!
Jason, we snatched your chain, dude!
Oh my god!
I thought we were cooked!
Oh my god!
I thought Jason was dead!
Fucking iridescent and shit, bro!
Jason, your chain is fake, bro!
Alright, Spel.
Wait, so what is the score now five to four? It's five. It's five three
Wait, we got we won five games. That's five four. We won five games. It's GG's
That's why that's why they wanted to win so we would play fall guys for finale
Oh my god. We know what are you guys? What are you guys gonna do the one chip for strong?
yourself you gotta eat the whole chip bro you gotta open that shit on stream
bro don't put some no blue corn tortilla chip in a fake bag I didn't even
think of that bro like I just can't believe this bro like I can't believe
you've lost every single brobie bro you've ever done yeah bro I mean we
should have won rainbow six siege yeah but I'm here yeah I'm here the mecha
game like I just like I just like I was not that bad at spelling bee I told y'all
in second grade I got first place in second grade literally but yeah it was
second grade but it was only like 15 kids in our class yeah and it was just
You have one round. Hey, bro. That's all I gotta do. I don't know how to play this shit. I don't know how to spell.
I can't believe it, man.
Ron, you've lost.
I've lost to you. I've lost to you. I've lost to Joe. I've lost to Ludwig.
Joe, when did you play Ludwig?
I lost to XTC. I lost to you and Joe. That's five. Who else did I lost?
Joe, what are we doing on one of these one-on-one, buddy?
I lost to Chris next door. I lost to Sina.
What I'm what against show would be cinema
Rocky League would be fucking intense
Oh
Like in one night. Yeah
You lost a 99 kill lead. Yeah, you lost a bro. We wrote a sinner. I know are you listening fucking dunderhead?
What were you saying? I lost a fucking 99 kill lead
Jason, can you hear me bro? I?
I can't see that then put up the YouTube chat real quick. Why boss should be disappointed when do you think?
You this
But what do you say Joe? I mean I got to order it because they don't sell it in stores now because a kid
So I want to do a onesie one of these one of these weeks
I'm so happy we didn't lose bro
The idea of having to eat either a whole head of lettuce the one chip again or rebuy sir straw man
Well let's go through it. What are the games we lost? We lost, yes, I'll be honest with you, the only game we lost there are three games.
We lost Farron Square, we're fucking assed, whatever it might be, but I think everyone can agree.
The one thing that I felt like we should have done one more round was Mecca, only because we were hiding.
I agree, but here's what I think.
But we lost though, I fucking lost, I gotta go eat a fucking hot shit, bro.
He's gonna put my chat though.
I gotta eat a fucking hot shit.
Is not supposed to be a 2v2 game. It's just it's too hard. No, it's really not, but it's like
Yeah, it's just a lot easier to be a see you guys
Well, I mean it's dude. I'm gonna be honest though real shit
We're smoking you guys on every other game like fall guys. We're packing you yeah guys
Playtime on fault you guys are not winning any other game
We're fucking smoking that pack on every other game. I'm not gonna hold
I mean gang bees gang bees would have been like
that. I think the server private. Don't worry. Oh God. It's private. Hurry. Just don't look
at the other bro. You guys got packed up, bro. It is what it is. Bro, I learned a lot
about gaming today, though. We didn't even get to do. We didn't even get to do. Oh,
no, that would have been so much fun. Who would have been so interesting? Yeah,
I don't know like what Jinxie if we had lost there, what would we have peck?
Probably would have had it been yeah, but yeah, I thought we were tight stream sniped bad and to get on fall
They only the only games they won were their games
Yeah, you'll run. I'm sorry, bro. Yo spelling bee was literally the most in among my opinion
So that was so nerve-wracking dude is so close to I just wish like I
Can't believe this shit. Okay, rock it leave them was just so age bro
Same with fortnight. We should have just found like next time I ever do a bro V bro
It shouldn't be anyone's better than anyone at any game. It should be everything neutral bro
Like everything neutral. Yeah, it's so hard to find a true neutral
Bro the most no but now the most fun stuff is when you play your game for those crutches
Like Siege was cinema, bro. You guys almost won. That was
There's a bunch of penis this
My father would be disappointing in me
Actually
You were combining with letters didn't even make sense bro like it was bad
If bad watch me and so I lost the fucking JC. He would he would literally take his shoe and start beating me with it
I'm not bro, but like did you think that's how it was that symmetrical was spelled or did you just like fast type and or without like
I just I just fast type bro. I'm just
Making a mistake
You're on a timer. It's a lot harder like a lot. Oh my god
Especially when the streak start going because then they give you less and less time to spell the next one
Yeah, yeah, like who can I go against I can win a bro be bro at this point
Like that's literally Marlin literally most Marlin and you win. Yeah
Los would fuck your shit up in 2k though. Like I'm not gonna lie most beat me in 2k
But I don't know any other game that Los has
Yeah, what else would most be running like I think literally just 2k and like playing Jake y'all please I
Lost a lot with lots of extra see lots of jinks. He lost a Joe lost a jinks. He and Joe. I'm a fart. Yes
I suck. Yes. I can't win nice
Bro, but don't bro think about the clips of you eating the one chip though
I mean
You gotta do it in one stream
What bro you guys you guys did good out there kids, I'm probably gonna go fish or something I think
You're gonna go fishing like IRL no, I'm like off stream. I think I'm gonna go shark fishing tonight. Oh
Oh, how cool
Love y'all boys, bro. It was fun man. It was fun. It was fun
We should I agree did fall guys instead of mecca chat. I agree
But hey hindsight 20 man mecca's not a 22 game, but mecca's so early in the game
It's hard to even know what you're supposed to do on mecca
All right, man
Yo, GGs y'all for real. I love you Joe. Love you Jason. Love you see you guys. Yeah, I'll catch y'all
And there you have it coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb. Dude, I learned a lot about
gaming today chat one rocket league like the thing is Ron is like miles better than me and CS,
but I can still kill Ron because it's like a headshot game in rocket league,
especially in 2v2, not in 1v1, especially in 2v2. If you have two like silver slash
bronzes versus two plats you can't score
Check should I stay on and try to hit diamond and rocket league? I don't know. I'm so close to diamond. Should I try?
Should I stay on?
Bro, but I actually don't even know if I'm close let me see
Chat stay on
Get golden for tonight bro for now just get tonight, bro
So I'm gonna go shark fishing in a little bit
How close am I? I've loved me some rockin' league. How close am I? Not even fuckin' close.
Nevermind boys. GG. Not even fuckin' close. Dude, what's up with the 5 gift and W? Dude,
what's up in the chat? Alright chat! W7HR stream. I'll catch y'all boys tomorrow.
the fuck out guys love y'all couple of things bro um what is our schedule bro what is our
schedule chat um what is our schedule bro uh today's the 24th oh my god in four days
don says is going to be in my room bro I'm bronze for we're in hell I'm gonna try to
play off stream tonight and like push up but bro um like when i get back but bro
broads four um i don't know i don't know if the stream's ever gonna end
chat we have potentially i don't want to say this but the june 28th is potentially
the longest stream on this channel elton ring was six days we beat elton ring on the sixth day
There's a chance the stream is over a week long.
League of Legends, we can't end until we're silver with Dantez.
We're popping out with a Warwick and Lulu cosplay.
It's going to be fucking crazy.
I love y'all boys and I'll catch you guys in for the next one, man.
God first God bless and in case I don't see you, good afternoon.