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And you always were not the cause.
Oh, dear, subduction.
I'm a baby boy, yeah.
1730, I, I, I'm like, hey, what's up, hello?
Since you're pretty, I soon as you came in the door,
I just wanna chill, got a cycle, I'll stroll,
My return of money introduced it to my store,
Showed out of the whip and now she remains in my load,
She my track queen, let her hit the window,
We be counting up, watch her bottom bands go,
We decided to go, talkin' bout the lambos,
I'm fifty-six, six grand, papa, hundred grand, so
Man, I swear I love the house with the dimple
Hit the streets, pa, we be letting things go
Everybody hate me, we just call it face-toe
In love with the money, I ain't never letting go
In life, I'm with my baby, baby
I do love the mull on game floor, but my baby guy
In life, I'm with my baby, baby
I be in the kitchen, put the fire for my baby guy
And I can run with my baby, baby
I just let the mullum get in the palm of my baby
And I can run with my baby, baby
Get your gun, I'll break it
I said, what's up with my Jack Quinn?
He's only know his dance, I just my snap to the wrongs
Hit him by my bill of land, I just my snap
Overneck girl, let's drop a couple on the ring
She ain't rotten for nothing because I got her
And everything is dancing up in the dead
Do I mean we're rockin' for when you push out the stand
They'll call it a little dance, they'll call it a little dance
I was muted this whole fucking time chat
but I gotta shave I gotta shave down there too chat listen bro we're not ending this
stream until we reach golden fortnight lock the fuck in and let's do this shit y'all
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What's like a top one a top song you know what I'm saying?
Mod the guy that said party girl just mod him
Hey on ash you go crazy
Such a good time of life and music such a good time of music and life chat
Hey, you next you go crazy
My mama a party girl, she just wanna have fun too
They say you ain't wifey type, but I don't care, I want you
She likes to do drugs too, she ends up with guns too
They say you too type, but I think that I love you
My mama a party girl, she just wanna have fun too
They say you ain't wifey type, but I don't care, I want you
She likes to do drugs too, she ends up with guns too
They say you too type, but I think that I love you
She don't want nobody, she don't need somebody
I'll try and be with you so you'll end it
Like, like, like, what's like a song that is just like,
eternalized, bro?
That's one.
What's a song that's just eternalized?
Stream snipers, get ready.
Yo, guys, if you plan on stream sniping me today,
I hope you guys understand that I have a FNCS champion
on my team.
Yo, if you streamstime me today and try to stop me from getting gold understand. I have an FNCS champion on my team
Last Friday night
Yeah, I'm using some jable tops loop we kiss but I forgot
We are young. Oh my god
Tell me so many I love music, bro. Like I don't know bro. I
Don't know how some people just like don't listen bro. Oh my god
And now I know that I'm not all that you've got.
Music will never return to this point.
I said it bro.
Early 2000s, early 2010s.
Music will never return to this point.
Give me a second, I need to get my story straight
My friends are in the bottom, getting higher than the Empire State
My wife, she's waiting for me, just across the bar
My seat's been taken by some sunglasses, asking about a star
I know I gave this to you months ago, I know you're trying to forget
But between the drinks and the sands, I'll hold my apologies
I'm trying hard to take it back
So it's by the time
The bar closes
And you feel like falling down
I'll carry you home
Tonight
Pulling you out of your mind
So it's like the world on fire
We're the brighter than the stars
And this is my favorite part.
It's the best part.
Y'all hi guys like do you want to be like socked in the mouth, bro?
You're pausing like one of my childhood songs, buddy.
Now chat, let's go live on YouTube.
YouTube what up buttercups.
Chat, listen up.
The rules for Simple Rock today.
Stream does not shut off until I'm gold in for tonight jinxy. Why gold? Why gold? Why not silver? Why not platinum?
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Need gold so I can unlock for tonight cop then when I lock for night cop
I can play div 3 with Peter bot when div 3 when div 2 when div 1 and have for my earnings
Saudi bigger bottle
Now check couple of these talk about whoa sham sham's whoa
Oh, breaking the Charlotte Hornets
are trading Star guard at Lamedo ball
in Josh cream to the Minnesota Timberwolves for
Naz Reed, a 2033 unprotected first pick.
Three first round picks, Wops,
2028, 2029, 2030.
And three second round picks.
2029, 2032, 2033.
Bro, they're waiting for like,
they're waiting for like middle school, y'all.
See, but this is what I would do if I was a GM.
Like love the metal ball to death kid,
but you know, the modern era of sports, NBA, NFL,
it's like championship or buffs, right?
So you liquidate your biggest asset
and then you pursue long-term chip, long-term endeavors.
I don't think this is a bad shot.
And this isn't like the Yanis trade
where it's like, yo, Yanis, if you come to us,
we'll give you guys unsalted chips
and a chocolate chip cookie.
This is not a bad trade.
Now, my metal ball, I just, I don't know, bro.
I don't know, because it's like,
Is there any universe where anyone beats the spurs, the thunder, or the nicks?
Like, you have to ask yourself this, if you're going to liquidate your entire future, right?
If you're going to liquidate 2033 first round pick, 2028, 2029, 2030 pick swaps, 2029, 2032,
2033 second round picks, it's like, if you're going to liquidate your entire future on the
a metal ball, are the wolves good enough to be the spurs, the nicks, or the thunder right
now?
Because that's what you have to do to get a rig.
Or they chat, honestly.
Yes.
You think a metal ball, well let's look, let's look, let's be unbiased here.
Wait, the wolves have, oh my fucking god, the wolves have ant, right?
Hold up. The wolves have ant Edwards right? And Rudy go bear. Oh my fucking god. So they
have Rudy go bear. I believe Rudy go bears like three time defensive player of the year.
They have Anthony Edwards, one of the best young talents in the NBA, and they have mellow.
this put the wolves into a top 14? It probably does. They're probably right around Bro, Rudy
Gobert, Mamello Ball, and Anthony Edwards, Jesus Christ. I think this is a win-win trade
though, chat. I believe this is a win-win trade. Let me explain what. A lot of the times,
bro, people see an NBA trade and they just dump on it. Yo, bro, these guys are fucking
agents, right? These guys have been strategizing and board meetings about these trades for months,
maybe sometimes years, right? A lot of thought went into this trade. So the Hornets, they love
the mellow, they got a lot of value for the mellow, they know they're never winning a ring with him.
So they said, mellow, go be great with the wolves. The wolves are sacrificing their future a little
bit, but they're banking on getting a ring in the next three to four seasons. This is not bad.
Let's check Meadow's age. I think Meadow's the same age as me. I'm not even trolling because I remember when I was in high school
He was in high school. I believe Meadow's like 24
Yep 24 I knew it dude. He's literally what August September. She's one month younger than me chat or no one month older than me
Yeah, I remember my freshman year of high school chat is this does this remind you of anything?
Freshman year of high school, in gym class, we would all just watch highlights of Chino
Hills every year.
Melo was like a freshman, I think Lonzo was like a senior, Jello was like a junior.
That team was broken.
They had that other guy too.
Is any in the NBA now?
Angeka Ongkongwu or something?
I think this is a win-win trade.
Chad we agree or disagree good trade bad trade even mods gonna pull. I don't think this is a horrible trade dead ass
I'm gonna get the bad trade
Look look look so whore
Again, just matching your keyboard and the same combinations of bullshit. It's not funny or cool. No one cares, bro
Good trade a bad trade or even I'm going even bro
Guys you have to look at this like you can't be so fucking emotional all the time with trades
Are the Hornets going to be worse after this trade?
Yes, but in the next seven years,
when you're a fucking Hornets fan,
and you're seeing them get all of this new college talent,
don't forget, this is what happened to Closet, all right?
Yeah, in the short term, the Hornets lose big time.
No one's denying that, they're fucking tanking.
In the long term, the Hornets are going to be able
to get so much more talent.
On top of that, if they're tanking,
they get even more of their own bit, right?
Guys, look, man, sometimes, hey,
sometimes you gotta burn down the bridge, boys.
Sometimes you gotta burn the boats, y'all.
See, look, 70% of chat says even, thank you, chat.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
But I don't think it's even.
I believe this is a win-win trade, in my opinion.
The Charlotte Hornets have not came close to winning a ring with the Mellow Ball.
They're liquiding their most valuable asset and they're getting long-term draft stock
with a lot of draft stock.
This is fucking franchise 101.
This is how you do it.
Great play by Charlotte.
Great play by Minnesota.
Minnesota is like, we are right on the precipice of greatness.
Anthony Edwards, Rudy Gobert, not getting any younger, especially not Rudy, right?
So they're like, we're on the precipice of greatness.
We need to sacrifice some long-term endeavors
to pick up this short-term masterpiece.
I believe this is my favorite trade in NBA history.
This is a beautiful trade for both sides.
Now to have World Cup games today.
USA Place Turkey.
Now, I'm not that invested, can I be honest?
Why?
I'm not that invested because one,
United States already secured a knockout.
Here's my next question.
No matter what happens, Turkey's fourth, right?
Let me think.
Well, let's, let me think.
I can do the math here.
Turkey would need to beat the United States by
probably three goals.
No, Turkey just needs to beat the U.S.
and then they need Australia to like
kick the shit out of Paraguay.
For example, chat, if Turkey beats the U.S. by one goal and Paraguay loses by one goal, Turkey actually takes the third seed.
So, I'm not that invested in this game for a multitude of reasons. Reason number one, I'm pretty sure we're going to sit everyone. Definitely pull a sitch. Definitely pull a sitch because why start him?
It's also why I'm not that invested in Argentina's third game, but it's a thing chat I
Don't think the United States are gonna try I think Turkey's gonna try their ass off as they should right um
Here's my question though if the United States win or lose or draw doesn't matter they still have the same first round game right?
Chat I believe that's correct correct correct or incorrect
Turkey's eliminated.
Oh, because Turkey lost the head to head to Paraguay, so Turkey's out.
I thought maybe Golden Frencher would matter if they all had an even record, but no, you're
right because if Paraguay beat Turkey, it doesn't matter if Turkey beats USA, because
Paraguay beat Turkey.
Okay, chat, thank you for clocking that.
Thank you for clocking that.
Okay.
But Jack, when loser draw, USA has the same match, right?
Correct or incorrect?
Correct or incorrect?
When loser draw, USA has who is USA playing in round of 32?
Who is USA most likely playing in round of 32?
These are like almost always, right?
I believe I looked at it last night.
I think it was like somebody not good, if I remember correctly.
Bosnia, yes. And then I think after Bosnia, the USA plays Belgium or Egypt, I believe.
Which, bro, USA beats Bosnia. USA also is going to be favored versus Belgium and Egypt. USA is
probably going to make top eight, dare I say top four. Who is USA most likely playing in
in top eight or in quarter.
Who's USA most likely playing in round of 16?
I believe it's Belgium or Egypt, I believe.
Egypt or South Korea.
Okay, USA wins both of these matches.
I mean, not 100%, nothing's ever 100% in life,
but USA's favorite in both of these matches.
Who is USA most likely playing in quarter finals?
because they could just keep doing projections.
Brow look, if the United States make score vinyls,
We would tie our all-time record of the 2002 lineup.
Good God, Spain.
Bro, I was hoping it'd be someone like a,
like Cordovaño is never easy,
but I was hoping it'd be someone a little easier,
like England or like Brazil or like Morocco,
just somewhere where it's like,
I could see a world where we would.
I'm still gonna give us, in this matchup,
call me delusional,
I'm still giving USA like 30% to win, 25, 30% to win.
I give USA 30% on Spain, 30% on,
probably like 40% on like Germany,
probably like 30% on Argentina, maybe 25%.
I don't know.
Chad, who's the strongest team in the world right now
so far from what you've seen in the World Cup?
Probably just Argentina.
They haven't even conceded, bro.
Not conceding in two games is insane while scoring five goals.
Can you use the strongest team in the world?
France, France conceded though, no?
Oh, this is a completely projected bracket.
Nice high vibes.
Yeah, so chat, the sole projection,
shit could change, but normally in my experience,
this is correct 90% of the time.
Okay, Germany plays Paraguay, Germany wins.
France plays Sweden, France wins.
South Africa versus Canada wins.
Netherlands, Morocco, great fucking game here.
Either of them could win.
I'm gonna lean towards Netherlands,
but either of these teams could win.
Portugal, Ghana, oh God.
If Ghana parks the bus again, takes it to Penns,
you never know.
This could be a cinema game.
I'm still gonna say Portugal though.
You have to be logical.
But I mean, if Ghana parks the bus
and takes it to extra time or Penns,
this could get interesting.
Yo, is World Cup Extra Time Golden Goal?
Yes or no?
Chat, is World Cup Extra Time Golden Goal?
I think it is, right?
Canada is awful, yes, so is South Africa.
It's not, that's such a bummer.
Wait, another one, Chat, are you sure?
Because this is not foul stage.
Guys, are you sure?
Are you sure it's not Golden Goal?
I think in knockout stage it's golden gold now. I disagree with all of you guys.
There's no golden gold. I feel like that's so much more cinema if there is.
I feel like that's more cinema if there is Golden Gold.
Okay, so it's just extra time, full 30, then it depends.
Dude, maybe Ghana could park the bus again like they did against England,
but Portugal's attack is just way stronger than England's.
Spain versus Austria, Spain.
Bro, chat, I'm not even kidding.
USA is most likely, most likely projected to make quarter finals.
Oh my God, we're either going to play Spain or Portugal.
Oh my God.
Oh, no.
Wait, this is the game we're going to chat.
Bro, if Argentina makes quarters, this is the game me, Ron, Marlin, and Lacey are going
to.
This game's in Miami, right?
Yeah, isn't this quarter's game in Miami?
Oh my God, Messi has the freest bracket ever, unbiasedly.
Messi has the freest bracket ever.
Or no, there's two quarters games.
Ah, no, I think we're going to the Brazil-England one.
We're going to the Brazil-England one, I'm tweaking.
Okay, Brazil-England is most likely this quarter's.
But I'm not even kidding, who would you say has the easiest road to semis?
Probably Messi.
I'm not like unbiasedly.
He plays Messi's most difficult game is literally his fucking...
Dude, didn't Messi play Croatia last quarter finals?
Okay, so it was Netherlands quarter-finals, Netherlands, I think.
Yo, unbiasedly as Messi's number one fan, Messi has the easiest road to semis.
His hardest games is Uruguay and Croatia, which is not pushover teams, but compared
to anyone else like chat would you rather play England in the quarterfinals or Croatia
I'd rather play Croatia unbiasedly bro chat I'm streaming from so chat realistically the
games I'm going to be streaming from is Brazil England quarterfinals holy cinema messy semifinals
vs Croatia and then World Cup finals. I'm so excited. Guys, the next two weeks is going
to be the most I've ever traveled in my life. July 11th, we have World Cup quarterfinals,
probably Brazil, England. July 15th, we have World Cup semi-finals, probably messy Croatia.
July 19th, we have World Cup finals in New Jersey. I'm going to be student from that
as well, which is probably going to be Argentina, Spain, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,
unbiasedly guys, unbiasedly all bullshit aside, I think Messi has an almost guaranteed
finals.
Uruguay not a pushover, Argentina's heavily favored though.
Argentina's FIFA one, I mean, they are Australia, Iran, there's no universe Argentina loses
this zero universe either those teams. Croatia is the best team Messi is going to play but
bro that's quarters. Oh I just realized okay so Messi would probably play England or Brazil
semis. Messi would probably play England or Brazil in semi-finals. I think Messi
just mobs both. I'm gonna be honest. England drew Ghana? Now chat, if you're a
CR7 fan, if you're a CR7 fan, Portugal has to beat Spain in quarterfinals.
All bullshit aside, chat.
All bullshit aside.
Oh, no.
Okay.
CR7 actually has the heart.
Okay.
Unbiasedly, for the fifth time, from Messi's number one fan, CR7 has the hardest path to
finals I've ever seen.
He has to beat Ghana, who's like kind of a sleeper team.
after CR7 plays Ghana, he has to beat Spain. Immediately after that, he has to beat USA.
Immediately after that, he has to beat France. Yo, I'm not even kidding. That's actually
bad. That's actually bad. USA is easier than Spain, for sure.
Love USA, yeah, we're not on the same part of Spain.
So, Chad, let's look at this.
For CR7 to win the World Cup,
he has to beat Ghana immediately after that, beat Spain.
Immediately after that, beat the United States.
Most likely this is all probability.
And then immediately after that, beat France and the Semis.
And then immediately after that, beat Argentina and the...
Wait.
If the World Cup Finals is Portugal versus Argentina, there is literally going to be
6 billion people watching that live.
Guys, if the World Cup Finals, I'm not saying it's most likely going to happen.
I think most likely is Argentina Spain or Argentina France.
Bro, if the World Cup Finals is Argentina versus Portugal, this will be the most watched
sporting event ever and nothing will ever pass it, ever.
Because you have Messi's probably last World Cup.
I don't know though.
I think Messi could play, I think he could play another one from how he looks now.
Dude, this World Cup finals, there is a chance it's Portugal, Argentina voice.
That is absolutely fucking insane.
That is absolutely fucking insane.
So you know what's funny is if Spain got second in their group, Argentina would have played
Spain off the rip.
Thank God they didn't.
Argentina is going to have to play their hardest game.
Croatia is not easy.
Uruguay is not easy, but Argentina is favored.
And then they have to play Brazil or England.
Chad, who's winning this, boys?
Brazil or England in quarters?
Who do you guys have?
That's the game we're going to, by the way.
Me, Marlon, Ron, Lacey.
Who do you guys think is winning this?
Brazil or England?
What do you think?
I don't know, bro.
How's Brazil playing?
Let's actually just see Brazil's games.
Let's just see.
How's Brazil playing?
They drew Morocco.
Morocco's a good team, though.
Shit on Scotland.
Um, they're playing good.
I don't know.
playing good. How's England playing? Oh, we already know they drew Connor. I don't know.
I think if Brazil plays England, it's cinema. It really is cinema. I'll probably cheer for
England. But I don't know who wins that. That's a great game, Chad. That's a great game. I
think if my life's on the line, I'm going with Brazil to be England, but I think it's
close. If my life is on the fucking line. If my life's on the
line, but England could easily win. That's like a 50 50 game,
bro. That's we said, Mr White, yo, we said 50 50 bench. Okay,
chat in precisely one hour, six minutes. We are not allowed to
end our stream until we reach gold in
4-9. Chat, what game should we play for the next hour? Rocket League, FIFA, or Rainbow Six Siege? Mods run a pull.
Rocket League, FIFA, or Rainbow Six Siege? I think FIFA has new packs. Rocket League on Plat 3, D2. We could try to push for Diamond.
And FIFA, we could rip packs. R6, we could solo kill.
I have to watch the video as well, chat.
Well, y'all go to that ball. I'm gonna rip a react. I'm gonna rip a little react. And
now I know that I'm not all that you got. It's just that I just thought maybe we give
I don't make to tempo go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Guys, vote in the poll, vote in the poll.
This is a snow.
That's that lock the fucking lock the fuck in, boys.
OK.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Wait, let's see who's winning this poll.
Check's in a stream.
It's FIFA or R6.
Vote!
Vote!
Chad, if we do FIFA, we'll rip packs and then play a couple of games.
If we do R6, we'll solo queue ranked.
FIFA's beating R6.
Wow.
It's the World Cup time. Chad, vote up, vote it up.
K-Zone 21.
Yeah, I know, FIFA has insane packs right now.
I've been wanting to rip them.
Okay.
Check Sina.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I actually saw this earlier.
I saw this earlier.
Now.
Chet Cina is doing
Not Ending Until She Hit Silver in Rainbow Six Siege
Guys I, Sir, I just be honest.
Cina called me about this idea
And I said, you're treading over like really uncertain waters.
In rank 2.0, I would say yes.
In rank 2.0, I would say yes.
Is she yank?
What is she?
What is this cosplay?
Is this ash?
This isn't yank.
This is ash.
No.
Don't be a cat.
Chev, this is, I think, ash, no.
No, ash has a hat.
This is Ying, but it's not, she didn't do the see-through glasses.
Oh, maybe this Ying.
I don't know.
Besides the points.
Sina called me about like, is this a good idea?
Like, could I beat this?
And I would have said in rank 2.0, yes.
In ranked 3.0, I said and I quote God, I have no idea
Jack is it ranked 3.0 considerably harder to rank up?
You said you said yes wait, what do you mean I said yes, or I set her up. No, I didn't set her up. I
Told her I don't know if you should do this
Right through but oh check what is sinna's?
This is our six trackers.
Someone's gonna know.
It's like Sinault, right?
Let's just see how much RP she's getting.
Isn't it like Sinault?
Oh, good God.
She's played eight games of ranked?
Oh no.
37% win percentage.
0.66.
Chad, voting that poll, voting that poll, voting that poll.
So here's the thing, there's a couple of contingencies.
If Sina does this all solo queue, I actually don't know if this is possible.
Because okay, she's earning 20 RP, 26, 24.
The RP does depend, the RP does depend on like who you beat, right?
Like if you have five silvers and they have five bronzes, you gain nothing if you win.
But on the other side of that coin, if five bronzes beat five, I'm interested to see how
this goes.
I'm interested.
I don't actually know how this is going to go.
I mean, it's only like she needs to go from bronze three to silver.
Yeah, I don't know if this dream is ever going to end.
I don't know if this dreams ever going to end chat.
I'm going to be honest.
I could be wrong though.
I could be wrong.
I could be totally wrong.
Now chat lock in.
I collected every deleted block in Minecraft.
This video is popping off in YouTube.
First off, I didn't even know there was
deleted blocks in Minecraft.
Like I'm a noob, I didn't even know that was a thing.
This is a snowy grass block.
And most people would say it's the rarest block in the game.
But there's actually tons of other illegal blocks
that most people-
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
A snowy, a snowy grass block is
the rarest block in the game?
Well, don't even know it exists.
So to find out what the rarest block
in all of Minecraft truly is,
I'm gonna collect every removed block from the game.
most of which will take hours upon hours to get.
The first block I wanna get my hands on
is the Netherite Stair.
This block was a-
There's a Netherite Stair added and then deleted
on April 1st, 2020.
And it's now exclusively found
in the April Fool's Infant Dimension Snapshot.
And to get the stair, I need to write the word missing
onto a book and then throw it into a portal,
allowing me to enter the missing dimension.
Oh my God.
Unlike other dimensions, this is a special-
Wait, is this real?
Or is this like, is he trolling?
There's a missing dimension?
Avoid dimension, we're on the cords X, 0 and Y, 0.
It has a platform with some interesting items.
Firstly, there's iron golems with no AI,
a chest with footprints inside,
and the block we've all been looking for, the netherite stair.
Luckily, I can just mine it, bring it back to the overworld,
and transfer my inventory to the main one.
So when I load in, I should have the netherite stair.
Uh, where's the netherite stair?
And after I did a little research, this is going to be a lot harder to get than I first thought.
So I think the best thing to do is get the easier blocks first, and then get the harder ones last like the Netherite spear.
And the first block I want to get my hands on is some pink wool.
But not this type of pink wool that I can just craft.
I want to get pink wool from a naturally spawning pink sheep.
But finding one might take a while because it only spawns every 600 sheep.
Wait, that's the pink sheep right there.
I can't believe I found it that fast.
Well, I'm not complaining.
And that's officially one out of 25 blocks collected.
As the video goes on, the blocks will be getting crazier and crazier, even some that have never been collected before.
Anyway, since I'm super far out from my ba-
CHAP!
What do you mean the blocks never been collected before?
CHAP!
CHAP!
I might as well collect some Icelium from a Mushroom Island, seeing as it's the rarest biome in the game.
And by now you might be one-
Oh, me and Ron ran into one of these in the Minecraft marathon. We ran into one of these items.
And from a Mushroom-
There was actually an N portal here if y'all remember that.
and by now you might be wondering where I'm going to store all these blocks.
And to that I give you the corridor.
This is basically just going to be a long hallway where I collect all the blocks and
put them.
Each block is going to go on top of the quartz pillar with a little sign underneath showing
off what the block is.
And then I'm going to decorate the outsides to match the block.
So for the pink wool I just went with an all white wool background and then for the mycelium
I added some mushroom blocks.
Anyways moving right along up to the next block on the list I want to get deep slate
emerald ore.
I didn't know Deep Slate Emerald Ore is the rarest ore in the game because the Y level
emeralds can-
I thought I'd seen this though, haven't I literally mined this?
Spawn in Deep Slate is very small.
On top of that they only spawn in Mountain Bion, so I'm really hoping it doesn't take
too long to game.
Oh wait, that's Deep Slate Coal.
That's the second rarest ore in the game besides emeralds.
I'm definitely taking this.
And now-
Deep Slate Coal is the second rarest ore in the game?
It's time to find the hardest ore, the Emerald Ore.
I thought I've gotten that one as well!
Okay, this mountain had no deep slate emerald ore, so I'm moving on to the next one.
Oh! The emerald ore!
I could not take another minute of looking for that,
so I can put the deep slate emerald ore right here with the sign underneath,
and the deep slate coal right here, and protect-
Yo chat, maybe I'm a total bot, but I swear I've mined like 40 of those.
Is it because deep slate is different or something?
Creation, I added emerald blocks for the emerald side,
and for the deep slate coal, I added an array of dark-
Bro, show me something actually rare, bro!
blocks. Anyways, the next blocks I want to obtain are the lodestone and netherite blocks,
and both of those blocks are obtained with mining ancient debris. I hate mining ancient debris,
so that's all 40 pieces I needed, and I even got a wither skeleton skull. So if I smell all of these
in my furnaces, I can craft the netherite block and the lodestone. For the netherite block side,
I added netherac with some quartz, and for the lodestone, I made it look like a bastion,
and that's officially six blocks collected. So the next block I want to get is the Skulk Catalyst,
But that's a pretty normal block and I want to get it from killing a warden if you didn't know the world
I'm in is actually an ultra hardcore world
So the warden is probably the worst idea ever and with that in mind
I think I'm gonna need some help so let me go quickly grab some iron and dude hot take the warden
It's not hard to survive. All you have to do is just not move
Carved pumpkins and I think you guys might know what I'm thinking because guys come on
I could not one view one the warden in ultra hardcore. Okay, so now that I'm at the ancient city by one of the shriekers
I can just make a bunch of iron golems. Oh my god. I literally have how was he flying?
Does he have wings?
Core world so the warden is probably the worst idea ever and with that in mind
I think I'm gonna need some help. What is an Elytra?
Let me go quickly grab some iron and carved pumpkins. I think you guys what is that that looks overpowered
What is that, boys?
Is it an Elytra?
Bro, why didn't we use this when we did Hardcore?
To my know what I'm thinking.
Because guys, come on.
I could not 1v1 the Warden in Ultra Hardcore.
Okay, so now that I'm at the ancient city by one of the-
Bro, I thought he was in creative lark lark lark so choreing around, but he's actually
in hardcore with wings.
Shriekers, I can just make a bunch of iron golems.
Oh my god, I literally have an army of them.
So if I spawn in the warden, they should theoretically take care of him.
Um, warden, iron golems, why aren't you fighting?
Okay, there you go guys.
Come on, kill the warden.
Okay, I think he died.
And that was a little anticlimactic, but I'm not risking losing this world.
So to decorate it, I used some skulk and made it look like a deep dark.
And I have to say, this one's my favorite so far.
The skulk looks super nice.
Anyways, as for over here, I want to get a piglin head.
Now this one is especially hard because I need a supercharged creeper to kill a piglin
inside the nevus.
But in order to get a supercharged creeper, I need to get myself a channeling Trident.
Ooh, there's a Trident Drown.
Let me get a first try, please.
Wait, there's two?
And no Trident.
Okay, third time to Charm, come on.
Wait, I got it!
On the third Drown!
Let's go!
Now I just need to get channeling onto it.
And then step two is to now trap a piglin in a bow in the nether and name tag it.
So this is the-
I have never in my life heard any of the terms that this guy's saying.
Piglin head, Trident, Elytra.
My truck could be where I'm gonna put the creeper into the nether and the last step is to wait for a thunder storm
And this took two days legitimately. Oh my god, it's under storming. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. Okay
There's a creeper right there. I just need to hit him with the channeling
Okay, and then lure him into the boat given the name tag break the bow and then lure him into the nether
Okay, so if I just bring him over here to the pig lane
You can give a creeper a name tag
Are we serious should blow him up and I get the head yes, bro
that took way too much time in my life.
And for the decoration, I added some gold blocks around the piglet head.
And now with these two blocks collected,
I don't have any more room in the tunnel, so I need to dig out a little more.
And for the final two non-illegal blocks,
I want to get the dragon egg and a beacon.
The dragon egg I already have, so I just need to run down here and get it.
And for the beacon, I could go to another fortress and kill wither skeletons,
or I could do the smarter and lazier thing, which is grab one off of my double beacon.
Yeah, I'm grabbing one off the double beacon.
Anyways, for the beacon, I just added iron around the background, but for the dragon egg, I cooked.
I added endstone and obsidian, scatted around with little ender pearls and item frames, and this looks so cool.
And with those 11 blocks collected, that's every easy block in the video, which-
This guy's a sweat!
...means that's now time to get the illegal and removed block.
So I think the first illegal block I want to get is the barrier block, and yes, it's actually obtainable in survival.
To get it, I need to head back to an older version of the game, titled 20W16A, which
was the first version Bastions were added to the game, and you'll see why that's important
a little later.
Anyways, first I need to gear up, and now I'm gonna go enter the Nether, and I'm looking
for a treasure bastion specifically.
Okay, now that I'm finally at the bastion, I need to go down to the lava basins and clear
out this specific section, and you can see it reveals a hidden variable, and I'm assuming
this was some sort of bug, as this is the first version Bastions were added into the
game.
with the barrier block right now so what I need to do is place down the dispenser, a button, and a bunch of slabs around
and then transfer this chunk to the one block at a time April Fool's update which was an update that limited
okay you got it big bro this guy's this guy's uh this guy's light yagami re-informed
it's your inventory size to one block but allows you to pick up and throw any block or mob in the game
so that means theoretically I would be able to pick up and hold the barrier but except I can
So what I need to do is press the button and I'm able to pick it up with a glitch and the final thing
I need to do is throw the barrier up in the air and make it land on my head
So now I literally have a barrier block on my head in survival
Then if I transfer myself back to the needle, I'll still have the barrier on my head
And I'm able to take it off and hold it and if I place it down on the podium
That's the barrier block officially collected and then I quickly added some decoration alright
So now that I got the barrier block
I want to get what most people think is the rarest and most illegal block in Minecraft the snowy grass block at first
This block was thought to be impossible to get because it can only ever turn into a snowy grass after the grass has been placed
So there's actually a method to get it into your inventory and place it anywhere in your world and to do it
I need to go back to the infinite dimension snapshot then I need to load into a world called sky grid
This is basically a world where every Minecraft block is scattered in a void dimension
And then it's basically the old SkyGrid challenge from back in the day implemented into an official Minecraft version.
And what's crazy is that the snowy grass block can actually spawn in this dimension.
So I just need to spend some time looking for it and hopefully this won't take too long.
So now that I found it, what I need to do is transfer these chunks to the one block at a time update.
Basically for whatever reason, when I pick up the snowy grass block in this update, it stays a snowy grass block in my hand.
And if I transfer my inventory with the snowy grass block into my main world, I now have the snowy grass block in my inventory.
And it doesn't look like it, but if I place it down, that's the snowy grass collected.
Uh, it's just a grass block.
Okay, so I did some research, and apparently the last update this was possible to do in was 1.19.
So what I need to do is downgrade this world to 1.19, and when I'm in this version, I should be able to place it down.
Okay, yeah, there it is. I got scared for a second.
And then basically, all I need to do is transfer this chunk back to my main road, and now I officially have the snowy grass block.
Now the next block up I want to get my hands on is kinda not a block, it's a head.
But not just any-
Bro, I feel like you could just be like, uh, like you could just be working at NASA at this point.
Transfer this to the old world, to this snowy dimension, to this block, the vortex, to the- like, bro, what?
What?
The head, like the creeper or piglin head that I got earlier, I want to get a player head.
You can't get these in vanilla, so again, I'll need to do some version trickery.
First, I need to go to the one block at a time update again, but this time I need to do little more than just pick up the block.
Firstly, I need to beat the Ender Dragon. Luckily it's possible in this version, it's just super hard and annoying.
So instead of one, I need a chicken because in this version, a chicken is 100% your best friend, because you can literally fly with them anywhere.
Now I'm looking for a Rune Portal because that's the only way I can actually enter the Nether in this version.
Okay, here's one, and I can't use it. And I can't use this one, and it's already turning nighttime.
This is getting kind of bad.
Okay, this one should work.
I'm just too lazy to find a better one.
And I just need to rearrange the obsidian to make a portal.
But because I can only hold one block at a time,
I need to break eight pieces of obsidian with my fists.
Yeah, this is not gonna be fun.
That took literally forever.
Now that I'm in the Nether,
I need to find another fortress
because what's in them is exactly what I need.
Now, for some reason,
when you break a chest in the fortress,
it drops an end portal frame on the ground.
I'm still not 100% sure how this works, but it does.
Anyways, if I do this 12 times and place them all down, I can actually enter the end.
But before I go in, I need to get a skeleton because it's gonna help me break the crystals.
And as you can see, all the endermen have complete random blocks in their hands,
and there's a very small chance that one of those is the player head.
Anyways, this might take a while, so in the meantime, I'm gonna hide right here to let them spawn it in.
Okay, it's probably been long enough, now I just need to go searching for the head.
Oh, wait, it's right here! I got the player head!
Now if I just jump to my main world, I can-
Suss, suss, suss, suss, so whore.
Too much editing, too much jump cuts.
Suss, it's too much editing, too much jump cuts.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Take it off my head and now I can place it anywhere.
And for the exhibit, I made this cool little house with the crafting table on the side
to mimic a player's house.
And that's officially the player head collected.
Now the next block I want to get is actually in the same update.
And firstly, I need to go back to the end.
Now if I can find the Enderjagin, if I click on him, I can actually ride him.
And apparently, if I fly him into the void, we will teleport to the Overworld.
Oh my gosh, this is actually so cool.
Okay, anyways, I need to find a village because the block I'm looking for only spawns in them.
Okay, there's a village right there.
So if I hop off my Enderjagin...
If you ride the Enderjagin, he takes you to the Overworld?
And go over to the farmland because everybody has a pet Enderjagin to hop off.
If I break the block, it's-
I feel like if I did that, he would just literally spinning axe kick me and I would instantly die
to fall down.
I'm actually gonna stay a farmland in my hand and just like the player head,
I can throw it onto my head and transfer my inventory to my main room.
And when I take off the farmland, it stays a farmland in my inventory making it illegal.
And for the exhibit, I added some other farmish blocks and flowers because if I placed on the
farmland-
In April Fool's edition, oh my god, bro.
Won't stay one.
I'm just gonna put it in an item frame to keep it's MBT day and after that I've officially collected four of the illegal blocks
But there's still way more that I need to get my hands on and with that the next illegal block
I'm gonna get is reinforced deep so and if I head over to an ancient city
You can't actually mine this block or move it
But if I downgrade my world to the first snapshot they were added you can actually push it with a piston
So I need to push it like what the actual fuck
Let's stop pretending like any of this is normal, bro.
No one's doing this piston, I've created it to the 22W16 dimension in my first snapshot.
Bro, go work on the NASA!
You're like, what, what?
All the way to my base.
Don says what the rate, love you baby.
Don says I'll see you in two days.
Okay, so now that I've gotten it all the way up here, I can set up a flying machine that
I'll bring it 400 blocks over to my base.
All right, and now that it's on the ground,
I just need to push it all the way down the hallway
and then push it onto the podium.
And to decorate, I went back to the deep dark
and got some materials to build a mini-intensive.
And that's officially the reinforced deep slate collected.
Okay, so now it's time to turn it up a notch
and get some blocks that will require some real effort.
And I want to get the spawner block next.
To get this block,
I need to head back to the version beta 1.9 pre-release three.
And this version is critical because if you look right,
there's two glass pillars that mark
where the stronghold is located.
And I need the stronghold not only for the spawner,
but the boat shelves and the library.
Sir, I need to break your house, I'm so sorry.
But before I go to the spawner,
I need to come over here and build a little roof thing.
And I'm about to puke on my keyboard.
Guys, I'm going to puke on my keyboard.
Beta 1.6924.
Then I need to downgrade my world to beta 1.9
pre-release one.
And in this update, every time you jump,
you gain experience.
It doesn't look like the levels are going up, but trust me, they actually are.
So if I just sit here with an auto clicker for like 3 minutes and transfer back, and
now I have 88 levels I can use to enchant, so I just need to break down to the stronghold
real quickly.
Oh no.
Ah!
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, okay, this is actually super dangerous.
Okay, anyways, I need to get 5 diamonds in total, and I'm just praying there's some down
here.
Oh yes, diamonds!
Okay, there's only 2, but in this update you can actually-
It's like everything he needs to happen just immediately happens one second later.
I don't know, bro.
I'm onto this guy.
I feel like dokes, bro, because I played Minecraft.
It took me like four hours to find diamonds, bud.
Duplicate any item by Alt F4 and so now I have four and if I do it again, I now have
eight diamonds. So I can go back and craft the enchanting table and then place down all
the bookshelves and now it's all up to luck. Because the only way I can actually get this
barner is if I get silk touch on this pickaxe. Okay I'll try this one. Okay well that's unfortunate.
Alright so I just duped some more diamonds and now I can try again. What? Where did my
enchanting table go? Why won't the enchanting table craft? Did I break the world? Oh I'm
I'm literally so stupid. Okay, got it. Okay, I'm gonna try this one and one more time. Please. Yeah, this is depressing
I mean, I just need to keep trying I guess until like this doesn't seem sauce. This seems like what would actually happen, bro
This doesn't seem sauce. I get it. Wait, I got it. Finally, and I'm just praying this works because I've never actually done this before
Yes, bro. Thank God. So the last thing I need to do is upgrade this world to 1.21 and it looks exactly the same
That's kind of interesting and then using a program called MCA selector
I can transfer a chunk from the beta world to my main word. So if I fly
Using MCA selector you can transform a chunk from the beta world to your world
Bro, what?
Yo, bro. I just like building a little house when I play Minecraft. What are y'all playing?
What are y'all playing over here?
Yeah, there's a chunk pasted in and this was probably a bad idea
But who cares because I can grab the spawner and then place it down on the podium and then to decorate
I made it look like a little spawner room. Okay, so now I want to get a block
You can't even get in Java edition and that's none other than the end the gateway block. Yes the
Actual I've never been seen this block ever in my life the gateway block the issues
You can't even hold this block in Java edition to actually obtain it in my inventory
I need to go to bedrock 1 dot 11 dot 4 dot 2 and just like
The world I need to quickly gear up and gearing up is getting very repetitive anyways now that I got some solid gear
I need to head over to the nether and that's because in order to get the end gateway block
I need a wither to blow it up dropping the block inside the end and without looting on my sword
This is going to take literally for okay. Well, I actually got that really fast and because I'm in bedrock edition
There's a little duplication glitch you can use with a chest of course there is and of course he knows it
Well, of course there's a dupe glitch in a piston
So basically I can put one of these skulls in there and then do them to get three
I also got like 30 blaze rods trying to get that one wither skull
So I think it's time to find the end portal and kill the dragon. Oh my gosh finally
I literally spent like 30 minutes trying to find that somehow time to kill the ender dragon
I honestly have no clue how the bedrock dragon is so hard to kill, but I unironically died like four times, and I consider myself a pretty good player.
I'm so glad that I'm not in hardcore mode right now. Yes, it's almost dead. Come on.
There we go. So now if I run over to the end gateway real quick and I build a simple spot to place down the wither,
it should spawn inside the gateway and then blow up the portal.
Are we gonna breeze over the fact that he just said he's no longer in hardcore or are we just gonna act like that's normal?
What okay, so I actually built it on the wrong side. Well, at least I have one more skull
Otherwise, I would be completely cooked right now. Okay, so this should be the correct way
But do not quote me on that though. Okay. I think it worked boom. He blew it up. So it should be on the bedrock
Yes, yo, I'm dokes bro. I don't
Too much at its it's too much jump cuts. I don't know bro. I don't know I don't I don't I don't know bro
I don't know there it is that's the end gateway block obtained now
I'm back in my Java world real quick because what I need to do is copy this chunk where the block will be placed in my world and
Transfer it to my bedrock to do this
I'm using a program called amulet which lets me transfer Java chunks to bedrock and now I'm back in my bedrock world
And this looks absolutely cursed so basically now because I'm in bedrock
I'm able to place it down and then I could do the same thing
Transferring this chunk to my Java world with the program and now I have the end gateway block
Yo, that is the coolest block in the game.
That looks so cool.
My Java world.
And then to decorate, I made a little end dimension with the chorus fruit because that's where
the gateway blocks fall.
Alright, moving right along, it's now time to get bedrock.
And this time, I'm in 15W47.
Wait, I thought you couldn't mine bedrock.
No, no, no, no.
I thought you couldn't mine bedrock, no?
I am not looking forward to this because of all the steps I'm going to need to take.
Firstly, I need to get a little starter equipment and then head straight to the nub.
That's because to get the bedrock, I need to run.
respawn the dragon with end crystals and to craft those I need gas tiers so let's go kill some gas
first time's a charm and I didn't get one come on gas second time oh wait I got one okay nice I
only need three more nice that's the second one all right there's a third one ooh wait there's a
blaze spawner I need blaze rod so this is gonna be nice and that right there is the last gas tier
I needed so because I'm in a really old version I can't get ender pearls from the nether that means
I need to sit here in this field and kill enderman until I get enough pearls for the portal and the
crystals. Cue the montage. Alright, 9 should be enough for now, so I'm gonna head to the portal,
and it should be right under here. And I still need 4 more Ender Pearls. Alright, and now that I got
the 4 Pearls, it's time to kill the dragon. Oh, wow, that's great. Okay, I officially hate the
bedrock ender dragon, and I might be really dumb, but I actually needed 5 crystals, not 4, so I had
to go back to the Nether and get another 2. But now that I have everything I need, if I place down
all of them like this like I'm gonna spawn in the dragon and then break the last one right before
it spawns in there should be a bedrock block on the floor in the overworld when I go through the
portal yes there it is I've officially obtained bedrock as well now I just need to put it in a
you obtained bedrock what are you Thanos bro legitimately man like who has bedrock in their
inventory best and transfer that chunk to my main world and then place it down okay so now
Now it's time to get the second to final block of the video, and to obtain this block
I need to go back to bedrock, although not in 1.11, now I'm in 1.16.40.20.
The block I want to get is the jigsaw block, and to obtain this block I need to make use
of the end gateway.
Unfortunately I broke the only one I have so I need to respawn the ender dragon to make
another gateway in my world.
And now if I set up this gravity block dooper, I can abuse a glitch where in this update
alone. You can send any type of gravity block into a gateway and after reloading the game,
it loses all of its data and it's converted to be any block in the game. But using it,
it means I have about a 1 in 2000 chance to get the jigsaw block as well as some other legal
blocks. And after about 5 minutes, I got the first illegal item, the border block. I can't
place this block down in survival, but it still should be unobtainable, making it super rare.
And not too long after, I was able to get the jigsaw block as well. But I kept running the
machine after that for about an hour and this is what I managed to get. The structure block,
the jigsaw block, the border block, the light block, bubbles, lava, water, and fire. Sadly,
most of these blocks are bedrock exclusive and these three are the only ones I can transfer
to Java. So for the others, I'm just gonna place them down in item frames in this world to show
them off. For the light block, I added glowstone around it and because it's actually invisible
to anyone in survival, I'm gonna place another one in an item frame instead of the side. And
And because the jigsaw and structure blocks use the same colors, I think I'm going to put them in the same area and then use black and purple concrete to match it.
And because these blocks are meant for just creative, I can't place them down in survival, so I'll just put them in the item frames.
Now before we revisit the netherite stair, I want to get the final three blocks, all three command blocks.
Except unlike the jigsaw and structure, I actually want to place them down.
So to do this, I need to go back to the infinite dimension snapshot and find all three in the sky grid dimension, just like the snowy grass block.
Now that I found them, I just need to place the same contraption I used for the barrier block, a dropper, some slabs, and a button.
And if I transfer this whole world to the one block at a time update, I'm actually able to pick them up and throw them.
This still doesn't solve the issue of placing them down in my world.
So to do this, I need to bring my world here first, and then bring it back.
And using MCA Selector, I can paste my world into this world.
So I can run over, throw them down onto the podium, and then that's all three blocks placed down.
So the last thing I'm gonna do is, what the actual fuck?
What the actual fuck?
What I'm gonna do is, he's copying and pasting blocks,
transfer this jump to my main world,
and here they are placed down in survival Minecraft.
To decorate, I'm just gonna do the same thing
I did for the jigsaw and structure blocks
by using their colors with concrete and wood types.
And I think this looks pretty good.
But with all of these blocks collected,
it's now time for the final block, the netherite stair.
Throughout this whole video, I've been trying to find a way to transfer this block to my
main world and unfortunately there is no possible way because the block's MBT data only exists
in the infinite dimensions.
So what are you going to do, bro?
Map shot.
So the best I could do is just re-texture an already existing stair and then rename it
with an anvil because if you didn't know, it's also called the swaggiest stairs ever
in the update.
And to decorate it, I made it look like a little netherbio.
So after breaking Minecraft in multiple ways and going back in time to collect some of the
most illegal blocks in the game.
I think I know why they're not obtainable in modern Minecraft.
Go work on NASA, kid.
Yo, yo, go work on NASA, bro.
I mean, what are you goodwill hunting?
Literally none of anything of what he did.
I even understood.
M.C.A. copy, paste, fucking.
I don't even know, bro.
Go build a spaceship, bro.
I mean, China's the thing, bro.
He's the thing.
I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be unbiased, bro.
If he doesn't edit the fuck out of the video, it's literally the most boring video ever,
so he has to edit it.
If you guys, if he doesn't edit that, it's like an eight hour video.
So that's fair.
Fair, fair.
Um, bro, I don't even know.
I don't even know, bro.
I don't even know, man.
Yo, I've said this.
This is the third time I've said this.
Minecraft YouTubers are a different breed.
Minecraft YouTubers put more effort into one YouTube video
than I think any gaming community ever.
Like, bro, Minecraft YouTubers are a different breed, bro.
Dead ass, like, bro, chat.
Remember the discovering a world
that doesn't exist series?
Bro, someone made that shit.
False.
Chat, what game has the best YouTubers ever?
What game has the best YouTubers?
Rust isn't a bad shout.
I think just Minecraft, bro.
I think just Minecraft.
GTA.
Who typed Pornhub?
Yo, GTA Minecraft.
See, majority of people are saying Minecraft.
Bro, I think Minecraft has the best YouTubers.
See, Siege has great personalities,
but the thing about Siege, guys,
is like, there's not really much you can do on Siege.
Like the thing about Minecraft, bro,
is there's just a million different fucking things
you can do, bro.
There's a million things you can do.
Virtual chatbot, girl simulator.
Two year subscriber, yo, Vaters, what the fuck, bro?
How do you even know that exists?
Like what?
Yeah, bro, I think if you're just talking pure effort,
I think Minecraft YouTubers takes the cake
because bro, you can do anything on Minecraft.
Hello Kitty Island's adventure.
Chat, should we rip some FIFA packs or what, dude?
Even though R6 won by like 3% chat,
I just wanna rip some packs, bro.
I'm feeling the pack bug, I'm just feeling it.
I don't know bro, I just wanna rip some packs
and then rip somebody's head off and give five.
Chad, you guys wanna see my FIFA record?
Bro, we're literally gonna play with Ron in 30 minutes.
We don't have much time anyways.
All right guys, I'm gonna go piss on my toilet.
BRB kittens.
I'm gonna go piss on my toilet.
Yeah, what's good, baby?
good. What's good? What's good? What's good? What's good? What's good? Sun sunny boy. Okay,
chat. I have potentially upsetting news, but good news. Chat. The Fortnite tournament was
supposed to be July 5th, but we found out that Epic Games is on break for two weeks. So we have to
to move the Fortnite tournament to August 20th.
Satch.
But Epic did say that if we move it to August 20th,
there is going to be a new update at around that time
in Fortnite and they'll be able to make the tournament better
with like exclusive Twitch drops.
So it'll be good, it'll be good, it'll be good.
All right, chat lock in message from the FIFA team.
We are saddened by the passing of Eric Roy and send our sincerest sympathies to his family.
Who's Eric Roy?
He worked on FIFA.
97 are nine 97.
Johan Cruyff. 97 Zidane. 97 Beckenbauer.
This is like team of the year on fucking steroids. Oh my God,
bro. Oh my God, bro. Look at this chat.
Bye bye bye.
Do be shootin' you.
Do be shootin' you.
Do be shootin' you.
Chella, c'ya, la, c'ya, la, c'ya, la, c'ya.
Chella, let's go, baby!
Why am I sideways?
Oh, I knocked over my camera.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Yohan Cruyff, Maldini 97, Thierry-Ochry, uh, okay. Puskas? This is, okay, okay, okay.
Chet is the best bottle they've ever done. 97 today, 97 Beckenbauer, 97 Maldini, 97
Cruyff, 97 R9. We're just gonna keep ripping, we're just gonna keep ripping back so we
get something guys are they in any packs
Are they in any packs?
I have them, don't sleep!
Okay, lock it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, say that again? The packs are tomorrow?
Be sure.
Jinxie, they're in all the packs till tomorrow. Oh, oh, oh, till tomorrow!
So you're saying to rip it? You're saying to rip it?
You can't, you can't, not until midnight, not until midnight.
You can't rip it till midnight, tell me the thing, pardon.
Dubish Gutenew, West McKinney, you can, I can pre-order 2K6 right now, right now, right
now? Let me chat with the rush. I can't play for a fucking year anyways. Okay. All right,
let's rip some packs, bro. Let's rip some packs. Yo, 97 R9 impacts. 97 Cruyff impacts.
97 Dino impacts.
Messi's card comes tomorrow.
Voss?
Chad's not late, not late, not late, not late.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go, 4,000 FC points pack, please be good.
$40 pack.
Friendship.
You pop that.
That's bad enough.
I just realized I said it in boppae and it said PSG, I just realized it said it in boppae
I said above it, I said yes to you.
One of three, 94 plus.
Philip Klum.
I already have him.
I already have him, I already have him.
Come on, come on, come on, all nine.
Javi!
Miroslav Klosi.
Yo chat, fun fact, I think this guy had the most World Cup goals ever until Messi came along.
I'm not even trolling. But guys, Javi's cards, like, his cards aren't good in FIFA.
200k is good, but for like, late-stage bundle.
For late-stage bundle.
Okay, bro, there's a 97 sitting, come on, bitch!
Give me something good.
Chat focus, focus, focus.
$40 pack, focus.
Not bad.
Not bad.
180k probably.
Ecuador scored on Germany.
Rip this.
Come on, come on.
Wow, that was dog shit.
That was absolutely dog shit.
Four one?
Oh my God.
93 pace, I have to go Marcello.
How much?
That's going to be like one mil.
Wow, we're really at the end of FIFA.
We're really at the end of FIFA.
Oh my god.
Chat 100k, are you dead ass?
Dude, what's even worth a bro? I mean obviously Zidane's gonna be worth like so much.
Croix. Wait, this could be juicy.
Left back.
Francia.
Hero. Hero.
Hero.
Lizarraju.
Oh my god.
I don't know why I thought Messi could have an icon.
I don't know why.
Still playing.
70k for a 95 striker.
You got me geeked.
Yeah, that's a new icon, y'all.
That's a new icon.
I'll get bad. Wow. Jenny, bro, I actually thought that was rare. I'm not even kidding.
All right, this is the big one. One of three, 94 plus.
Wait, why is his pace 98?
Chat.
What in this 99?
It's bail.
No, I know, but I have an 89 bail with 97 base.
Chad, has FIFA ever done a 100 rating on a player?
Not on the phone.
I actually know what to pick.
I actually know what to pick.
Chat, Roberto Carlos is 96 paced left back.
What do I pick?
It's got to be Carlos, no?
I have an 89 bail.
Chat, what is bail worth? What is Roberto Cardo's worth? I can't sell either of them.
Bail is worth... Bail's worth more?
I'm right chat. What was bill worth? Oh
My god, I thought it was 2.5 over a sec, bro. We're really at the end of FIFA. That's still a monster pole. Oh my god
That's still a fucking monster pole boys, okay, what do we have next we have this
this. Hall of Legends guarantee. I mean, should we just do the $35 pack note? Should we just
you the thirty five dollar pack now.
Haul it! Haul it!
Wait, what version?
What version?
Oh my god.
I thought Haul had got like a new card.
Who's that?
That's our titanium guy, right?
Autocranthena.
See bro, I feel like every time there's a bundle,
You sort of just get the same guys over and over.
Check friend request?
How do you do that?
Not far.
How do you do that?
What do you click?
Shitpack, really?
Rb what RT for framework class appreciate you guys chat. Thanks for letting me know
Bro we got another big white pack come on 35 dollar pack
That's gotta be good! That's gotta be good!
Not bad, kid!
Please, please be crazy, please be crazy, Vincent Company.
Barrage, barrage.
Bro, this package is considerably worse than the $40 package.
It's a little bit of a $5 difference.
Bro, what the hell?
Tell us, look at my club.
Let's look at my club.
Let's look at my club.
Let's look at my club.
So we have Kafu, 100K.
Wait, so we do this.
Chatpeak this.
We do this, we do this.
Bro, what if we keep him right back and then we can move...
Bro, I can't get rid of Maldini.
I can't get rid of Maldini and then move to here.
Chad, this looks fine, no?
Bro, oh my god, I'm finally...
Wait, but why is this bill worth more?
Five star, five star?
Bro, Chad, I knew...wait, why?
Why?
Because of the evos?
bro what if I push this here oh my okay my team is unreal but my team is
actually fucking unreal
my team is unreal okay okay okay we can do bro I don't know if I want to do
another bundle though because it's like yo can this guy fuck up I don't know if
I could do another bundle because it's like it's nerfed now like these are
nerfed
chat should I rip these again
put in Javi for Ziko
bro it's just shit I don't know chat's not a leak it's only the last four so now
We think about it so one fat thing to buy
Do a rating team segment chat are y'all seems good or bad
Ted is Ronald's gravity by the way guys who makes me get gold today dead ass
And a data that I need you need me now now. Oh my god. Ow
Who is going to get gold today in four?
All right guys, we're going to rip the big boy tax, please.
All right.
Netherlands is always a good time.
I already got can or con, let me say his name please please please bro how many more how
How many Marcelos am I gonna get?
Holy fuck!
Miho!
Thank you for saying that, I see chat.
Ice-Fane, thank you for the two one.
I have 17,000 FIFA points left, bro if I bring this team into day 5 I'm going to literally
fucking bash someone's head in.
So do y'all want to see my record on FIFA, do y'all want to see?
Look, this is my record, 27 wins, 1 draw, 5 losses.
I literally my win rate is like fucking 88% or 85% or something. I don't even know.
Actually, no, maybe not. Maybe like 80.
Please be good.
Santa back.
Netherlands.
Wait, Netherlands.
Now we really have to end times of FIFA.
Oh my god, 95 dollar per ounce worth 60k?
Bro, this is why chat this is why like
This is why opening packs is so fucking bad, bro because this is why opening packs so bad
You do a bundle you get the rare cards and then they just immediately go down in value
The only cards that don't go down in value is literally like fucking
uh
I mean, like, yo, Brown is calling you.
I have no calls from Ron.
Tell him I'm ready.
Hey, Junko.
How are you beautiful?
Oh, thank you, bro.
Thank you, man.
CDM, Spain, Javi.
Whoa, Rock Tree, Rock Tree.
Oh my god, that's R9.
Oh my god, that's R9.
Oh my god, that's R9.
Oh my god, that's R9.
Elbow knowledge, they're post-polls!
Brown said to call him.
Count called him.
I've got him, I've got him.
I thought I got our nine.
I've never packed our nine.
In all my years of FIFA I've never done it.
I could see us.
I already have that.
Miroslav Glose.
I already have, I can see his chat, Jesus.
Call Ron, I'm calling him right now.
Hey!
Oh shit, you scared me.
Yo, Ron, what's up, bro?
Fuck you mean, oh shit.
You know that meme or not?
Like the guy, he's like, oh shit.
Yes.
Royce shot, Royce shot, icon?
Or does it serve me an icon?
bro what you doing right now I'm oh my god Jerry on me Jerry on me oh my god
what the fuck
yo Jincy bro I'm addicted to coconut water got that coconut water look I got
the coconut water this is good as shit bro what is it good as it it's not a
good time right now bro it's not a good time bro it's not a good time are you
LARPING football you don't even watch that shit man like you don't need a chicken a lot of support like dead ass name three footballs go ahead
Exactly put your bitch ass up. Oh, you're on the game. Are we on the game or no?
Yep, I'm warming up on for night right now
Who you got Holland that's good
Bro, we're like ten months into the year bro like AI jabber cat food and
Lizard that's not bad
Did you just call cat food?
That's actually good!
Hold on, bro.
I have two packs left, Ron. I have two packs left.
Watching Jinxies POV without seeing your face is so much better.
What the fuck is like wrong with you guys, man?
It's fucking one o'clock.
It's like...
Yo, let me see what you got.
She's back. She's back. She's back.
She's back. She's back.
Italian flag double walkout is that oh my god
please wait for the lamb I reckon
Shiza oh courage GD and who is it
land lamb
Yeah, it's fine. I'll say you sort of got wait wait screen share the last pack. Let me see the last pack
Vieras five mil. Okay. Okay. Yeah, jerry
Yo, you got CD Landers saying that good. No, I got Phillip man. We already have
Well, hold up. I don't think I can't screen share my Xbox. I'm on a one second delay one second
You're on a one second delay. Wait kid. You can do a lower delay or something
You got mop maples was that maple syrup Russo and you're right
That guy's name is right
Why the fuck was your name your child rice? It's their last name, bro. It's their last name. Oh
Company AI jabber and suck on me. You know
His name is not suck on me, bro
Open your last pack or we got shit to do
Yo, how hard is this actually going to be to get to gold, bro?
Um, I don't know, people were comparing it to getting Diamond and League.
I don't know how hard that is.
Oh, great.
You know, Jinxy, I want to do this stream where I get, like, pretty high rank in every
game to prove I'm a gamer.
I'm thinking about trying to get to Diamond and League, Diamond and Rainbow, Diamond and
Rocket League, those three games.
Um, yo, brother to brother, that scene is never ending, though.
Like, you realize you're getting... R9, please, God, it's Roberto Carlos again.
Oh, my fucking God.
Who's Roberto, is that me?
Bro, it's because Roberto Carlos looks like him, but he's just 5'6".
What the fuck is wrong with being 5'6", dick?
Roberto Carlos!
Not bad.
your bears can you give a guy that's scamming fucking company I'm done AI
jabber you got suck on me again you got him again can I get that one key
trade me him or no yeah let me have all yeah I've got him like 45 times bro I
don't you know it's every man you know you gotta be you know that's max that's
my swim no it's not because it's a year into the game so like that card's worth
10k bro it's a year into the game check the era so you swear to God years worth
five mil you guys fucking trolling yo matter are you getting on the game or
no like I'm not watching this FIFA shit but I want to watch people why would I
why would I watch people when I can watch the World Cup but bro you're just a
sick fuck yeah I know what you should try the million wait well I know what
you're trying to do you're trying no no no no I actually thought about something
You're trying to take people's attention away from the World Cup to watch your stream
Wait, you're actually like sick in the head. You're trying to steal the World Cups. Oh
This is like worse than Jason. You're like Max Tier Lark Lark Sahoor right now. This is shameless
This is actually shameless, bro
This is like generally shameless
Am I muddied?
Hold on bro, I need to get back in here.
Chad, is it bad to drink two coconut waters in one day?
That means I consume 1600 potassium milligrams.
Can I overdose off potassium?
With your figure potentially, yes.
What the fuck does that even mean?
You're built like a fuller guy's character, bro.
I'm built like a fuller guy's character.
And you're built like Joe if he fucking injected estrogen every single day, bro.
I had to just fuck my mother, bro.
My doctor actually told me I have a lot of estrogen, I don't know if that's good or bad,
Chet.
Ronaldo, can you get me on TV?
What the fuck does that even mean?
Coca-cocca-na-wara!
Coca-na-wara!
Let that coke out.
Oh, there's a new OG mode?
Say on God.
Oh, nice.
My game's updating.
Prepare for lag, chat.
You're outlawed.
If I lag, just switch me, bitch.
Wait, chat.
Real talk.
Can I overdose off potassium or not?
Like, I'm not even trying to sound stupid because I know you can overdose off anything.
Like, you know you can overdose off water if you drink enough?
Let me just ask Leo real quick.
Yo Leo, I'm on my second coconut water so I drank 1600 milligrams of potassium.
Can I die slash overdose off potassium?
Fuck no.
You're not dying off 1600 milligrams of potassium.
You absolute coconut-sucking legend.
That's like one banana and a half's worth.
You'd need to slam like 15,000 milligrams
to even get in the danger zone.
And that's if your kidneys are already fucked.
Your body pisses out excess potassium
like it's trying to win a piss shooting contest.
Unless you've got kidney...
Leo, Leo, go fuck yourself.
Oh shit, you just hit me with the Leo, Leo,
go fuck yourself.
Ron, are you fucking ready, bro?
Yo, Jucie, let me ask you a question, bro.
Talk to me, baby.
Talk to me, talk to me.
I'm about to slam this coconut water for you.
Who in this chat thinks I can reach gold today?
Type of me if you do, not me if you don't,
three if you're confused, four in the chat,
if you like turrets.
Let's do this y'all. I'm excited bro. I've never played the Fortnite rank system
back when I used to play Fortnite there wasn't even ranked. So I'm bronze. Now I
personally believe that I have the skill set to reach unreal this season and you
guys can laugh it up. I don't really care. I have the skill set to reach unreal. I'm
gonna probably play a couple of games off stream, camp in zones, camp in bushes. Yo
Do you ever fucking just shut your mouth and just win games?
God fucking damn, it's a round of question
Wait, oh my god. I think I actually tasted piss
Yeah, I'm listening wrong question. Are we running a delay?
brother
Let me ask you a question
When stable Ronaldo won FNCS. Do you think he thought of a delay?
Yo, when Jinxy went one and ten on Rainbow Six Siege,
do you think he thought of a delay?
When Jinxy went two and 21 on fucking Valorant,
do you think he had a delay?
No, I didn't have a delay, which was part of the main issue.
Sometimes in life, if opportunity doesn't knock on your door,
build the door, build the door, yeah.
Quote of the day, quote of the day.
If opportunity does it knock on your door,
build the door, bro.
Simple as that, okay?
We're gonna fucking play this without a delay
and we're gonna just try.
Listen, I don't think it's that hard to get to goal, bro.
Like, wait, but here's my question.
Gently.
Gently, gently, here's my question, gently.
Listening, gently.
So, gently speaking, if you're like, unreal,
And I'm gold, do we get an average lobby
or does it put us in unreal?
How does this work?
Well, well I'm only gold.
Wait, you're gold?
Not ending stream today till we hit fucking unreal,
me and Jynxie, let's go.
No, whoa, I said gold.
Whoa, who I'm not doing that shit.
I said gold, bro, fuck that noise, fuck that.
I need to get gold so I can get copper locked
cause then I'm coming for your ass, bro.
You're never, I'll put it on God, I put it on everything.
There's not even a chance in the world you'll qualify for a burger with.
Put it on burger!
Man fuck burger, I'm burger, I don't give a fuck.
Bro, he be pissing me off recently, bro.
I- I- But why do I need to feed a cat?
Why can't they work a job, pay taxes just like me?
And you could question mark me, but it's the truth, bro.
It's like, how am I gonna let you live in a fucking mansion,
pay for your food, clean your shit,
and now I gotta fucking feed you?
Well, maybe because a cat's IQ is literally 40.
Bro, join the lobby please.
Bernard!
Can I just get a fucking cat when I open the game?
What's the average IQ of a cat?
So, when we talk about cat intelligence, it's not something measured in human IQ terms.
Cats are clever in their own ways.
They've got problem-solving skills.
They know how to manipulate us for treats, and they're pretty good hunters.
Do they have opposable thumbs?
I'm a fucking candy man, bro.
Cats managed just fine with their paws, whether it's opening doors, climbing, or batting at toys.
But no, they don't have opposable thumbs.
If they did though, we might be in trouble.
Bernard, how have you been, bro?
Is everything okay in life?
How are you in Alexa?
Yo, Bernard, go fuck yourselves, bro.
Hey, I'm doing well.
Thanks for asking.
pretty steady on this side just here to help out and chat with you how about you
everything okay in your corner of the world
I woke up the other night with heart
palpitations at three in the morning so maybe because you texted me at 4 a.m.
taking your goon in Jinxie
literally cutting back on those energy drinks you make me host bro I want to go
on a central herbal tea when you're feeling that urge and if it happens again
again, or you're worried, don't hesitate to chat with a doctor.
Ron, I have a player crying about his ping in my lobby right now.
What should I do?
Just try elbow him in the throat or something?
Hey, I get it.
Ping can be a pain, but maybe a little sportsmanship is in order.
If you don't have a head in the past,
buddy, how hard could gold actually be, bro?
Dead ass.
How hard could gold actually be?
So one of my viewers did the math.
One win is about 33 per stable Renoto's personal toy
with the five gifted eyes.
That's not that's disgusting
Yo, so basically
Every right just imagine is about like just inside you could you imagine that?
What just walk fuck no, I could like right? I'm not even sure I can't even imagine you like giving back shots
I'm not even trolling
But I don't know I yearn for it said little beezus
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro. I give good dick. Like, when I fuck, I fuck.
Run. I don't know. I don't know. You're wrong. I can't.
No, look at my shit. Like, I fuck like a rabbit, though. Look at this shit. This is what I be doing.
Like, I'm more like a... I'm more like a...
like I take breaks run how long do you normally last before you explode like 33
seconds 34 seconds damn that's actually pretty good holy shit depth
thinking about gets it 34 seconds bro that's fucking like what are you Johnny
Sins, bro, that's actually really good. Thank you, bro. What about you?
Me ha oh
Can I ask you why you texted me at?
Hmm, let's see here
Let's see
you texted me at
Oh 4 a.m. My time saying I said are you gooning and you responded with he he?
Uh, I don't remember doing that.
But his thing, Chad.
Hey, there's 10 gifts again.
If I'm cracking, Chad, I'm not even kidding.
I'm like a three to four pomp chomp.
Can you imagine Jinxie dead ass just like having sex?
Like, that doesn't even sound real.
Like, I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Yo, so I have a question.
Is this game dead?
How are we gonna start a game with 31 players?
Wait.
How are we in a game with 30 players?
We play this well wouldn't we just get a free victory royale or no I mean bro
this might take forever bro how's it gonna take forever just a free win no
Dixie, what was like your, what's like your like in bed like when you'd be like you know, what do you be fucking with?
I'm not answering that. Uh-uh.
Lemicky win, leave. Uh, high fives, do me a favor, kick rocks, kid.
Know what, this isn't Lemicky. How many wins do we need for gold, like for realsies?
Um, like probably like nine. Right chat, how many nine?
chat also bro we're trying to play chain together with those photos man we
don't know if we can make it happen dude
yeah losses like whole lot is here
I'm with a fucking problem 32 enemies and 20 are at the same PLI don't don't
worry bro you're playing with a fucking pro player remember you know I won a
Championship under my belt before
Yeah, how many hours would it take to actually win?
Change together in Los Follos TV
LaBron me I got LaBron on me
China, low-key shouldn't have used the fuckbox at home, no.
China, this gun good or no?
Good rain, kid.
Good rain.
Oh, shit.
Yo, you locked or no?
Like, dead ass, we can hit gold tonight.
Is that not a body or what?
The fuck was that?
This is a hot tape. I mean it's not hot. It's like medium temperature tape fortnight is generally fun
This guy's really good! I'm not even kidding! Oh my god! Good luck, bro!
I think I got a fucking cavity man. I'm the fucking candy man like you see this shit
I got a fucking
Wait, we're not on right say on God. No, we are we are you were host you were host
Yeah, it's this right do those no it says right do those rope chapter in bronze people
Because we're in bronze. I think this is meant for like
Let me not let me not say that but like
dude kid hey pick me up pick me up please yo yo yo shut up I'm gonna get you
up bro I said please bro I just want to be picked up oh my god you're peace
they work
the place you're good oh my god no you know who I am no I'm a fucking pro
player I don't want to be it anymore I want to be him Ron you're actually good
as shit thank you bro
our people deadass saying this is unranked is it actually bro it said
brand to us chat rank to those they're saying look at the map you can tell
I
Mongrel got an icon skin. I thought that kind of comes out tomorrow. They said oh
He's leaked no, but I thought he leaked it now
Like the same top left duo's was it right good for you
Chavinna look at Audrey go get a skin to slay bitch
Slay so you think Olivia Rodriguez a bitch
No, say that shit about girls. No, you're sorry. Say you're sorry right now. Say you're sorry, bro. Is that it?
Say you're sorry, bro. I mean slay like slay Queen take this suck on those for me
Yeah, I love you have some friends and you gave me you know you see the villain on my
back or no you see it's not the loan bro so you're saying my shit's reps got it wait
why do you know how to edit because brah I'm good I'm good at every game I play
there's no single game I'm bad at wait wait wait I'm getting told you're using simple
edit are you dead ass 20 fucking 14 year old man I don't know if you can sample
edit holy cheese lamikie bro what the fuck
she that's like hey spam that stinky cheese bro that is actual cheese
oh it's in the game bro is it not yeah so what bro that's some cheese bro Ron
you're pushing up too far bro I don't think you should fight that there's no
one even here
You gotta say a lot you gotta say a lot don't die bro you got this
Don't die whatever you don't die
My god
Bro push with me
I bet you never seen that move before.
That's called an exploit through the stairs.
It's an OG move.
I bet you never seen that shit before, bro.
Little OG move.
So I got everyone in the world on me, got it?
I don't want to be hit anymore, I just want to be hit.
You got this speed.
Who knows that meme?
knows that mean he's gonna come he's gonna come down to my wall I'm gonna give
you exactly like they're gonna get cocky he's gonna come out of my wall I'm
gonna open the wall do a lie to edit and then I'm just gonna kill him like
this I love don't worry he's gonna look he sees the walls damage he's like damn
I'm gonna come down here because the walls damn I'm gonna kill this guy super
easy go loud see look they're claiming this wall up look
you've got this bait
come on run you got it speed where is he yo I have 140 seconds left on my
reboot
mother fucker 140 seconds run how about you shut your fucking chud mouth for
one second and watch the king play oh you're good what you're actually locked
in boy how'd that guy get away only 120 seconds now yo yo chud muffin shut
your fucking mouth what is this new move that people are doing how the fuck
they like teleporting oh no you got this you gotta shut up I'm trying to get
you all come on bro please and can you stay with me every time you split up I
die bro stay with me look at this look at this pro move ready look I need you
to protect me bro look look look look look look look just trust me look I'm
I'm gonna reboot on the outside so they make up inside.
It's a pro move.
And then you can pop out and shoot them when they get close.
Nope.
Well, that actually is smart.
Ron, just try to stay with me, bro.
Oh, so could you give me your gold SMT and your blue palm?
Oh yeah, let me also go fuck myself then.
How about that too?
Yo, maybe come down, you can drop down.
What is that fucking glider?
Here, take some of that, yeah?
play poker sometimes bro here all me you got to listen to your IGL come come
come come come come come come right here right here
hey what's happening but I do that's not the lyrics you love what's the work
yeah I'm gonna let you die yeah you need to die yeah you need to die
I need more bullets like my villain on my back or no like just be honest
Oh come here, wait for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, for me, ASAP, for me, bye,
oh, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come,
come, you need some chiro, and if it is a problem, my people riding, oh shit, I like
that remix.
Yo, open the thing, open the thing, we get the loot!
Wait, who am I?
Uh, I did it.
Wait, admit the cunning rifle, what the fuck is this though?
Wait Ron, what's a duck deal?
Yo, do you have any heavy ammo or no?
Silence, please! Silence, please!
No, that's just not what I asked.
Yeah, there might be children out here. Get ready.
Why are you assuming they're little kids? Cause it's Fortnite?
Yes.
You just did it.
Yeah.
Alright, bro.
I'm out of here. Fuck you.
I'm just doing this shit by myself just shut up and watch the King play bro wait up bro wait up. I can't give up with that
What's the King play bro?
What rank is he currently bronze have us get it on screen please. Thank you
I
Go in there Jinxie go he's straight there
Run at him go get a kill go get a kill he's right there you got this you got this Jinx
You got this bro you got this Jinxie
No, no, no, no, you need it. No, you're going right back in. Nope. You're going back in
Go back in fight them nice nice come on
Get him jigs get him
Yes
Get up
Come on jigsie get up
bro get get get him get my life a lot on that fight I might
what does he even do
Yo, you're not gonna frickin' Razz, bro, what the fuck?
Yo, can you shut your fucking-
Ron, can you Razz me, please?
Yeah, I'm coming right now.
No.
No, bro, Razz!
How do you lose the 1-1-v-1, bro?
This guy's actually a fucking noob.
Look, Ron, you should fake the pickaxe.
Very lucky, see?
You go right here
So low low low low low so you see how this wall is like this
You see how he's building up all you got to do is you see this 360
So that right there James what I just did
Well, you just phase through it, bro
I'm gonna get you up right here. So you're gonna do the 1v1
Rod you just pick backs and then phase in
Yeah, but it's all about timing bro. It's all about timing. Ask your chat. They know
Remember to get my reboot remember to get my reboot. Hold on kid. I'm about to get turned into a campfire story
Oh, what the fuck is that?
It's a fucking candy man?
Wow!
God!
Oh my god!
Fucking candy man, bro.
You're a fucking candy man, bro.
Oh fuck, what the fuck is that?
I think it's a fucking cavity!
What
Bro Ron is good, holy shit, you're silver you're silver
Dude what
You're doing good bro. What's over you look on the right side silver one silver one
You might write up to go quick, bro. We got to get you to unreal. Well, you're sober what?
Wait, it's sorry, bro. I thought it was journey. I swear it was journey check me. Is it journey story or journey?
Wait, who's LARPing here? Is it Journey or Story?
I think it's Story.
You're a LARP, you're a LARP LARP supporter?
Oh shit.
We gotta double you in the chat, double.
Ron, you're actually good. Bro, can we get Unreal today you think?
What if we get a squad? I have an idea. Bro,
what if we get Clicks and Peterbot and we play squads?
We'd all be fun. We would never die. Let me call up Pete real quick. You know what? Yeah, let me call it a click
Let me call it clicks, bro. Yo
Squads, I think clicks is see home
But we need someone like
Bro, I wish we could play with like multiple stable or no autos. We would never lose
Like bro, if you think about it like my skill clicks. What's up, buttercup? Bro?
We're trying to get to unreal in fortnight, bro. Do you want to join me and bond out Vingol?
Me and stable we're not sorry
We're like we're going for gold, but we already got a hashtag wait tell me Royale so now
Tell him, uh, tell him what, what rank you are.
Wait, Lacey's inside you right now.
What?
What am I just here, bro?
Yo, yo, what am I hearing?
Okay.
Click.
So we're just going to get clicks.
We're just going to get Peterbott, bro.
No, we're just going to get Peterbott, dude.
Oh, yeah, when he joins it's unreal. Okay?
I meant that the whole lobby is in the chain. So don't go hang up the phone bro. He's not enough in CS 1. I listen to the champion that you've never seen before.
No listen to your fucking champion bro. I'll see you soon, Glicks. I'll see you soon. Bro. Who's he feeling like chat?
Bro, we could. Yes. Yo, yo, we could get up.
shit that you never see before.
Yo, listen to your fucking champion, bro.
I'll see you soon, Glicks.
I'll see you soon.
Bro, who's he feeling like, chat?
Bro, we could.
Yes.
Yo, yo, we could get a good player.
We could get Faxity.
I thought Faxity was Peterbot Glaser, bro.
I don't think the place come.
Yeah, but he's pretty good, bro.
He's good at, uh, you know.
Wait, is Peterbot awake?
Chat, is Peterbot awake?
Faxity is the best control player.
Control of where I thought that was read
Run look how many players are in the ball never mind. We're good now. We have 70 people bro
Listen, this is where people might start spawning. So I need you actually lock. I can't bro. I need you lock
No, I need lock jinksy right now. I need jinksy. I need jinksy with stomping
Ready three two one right here do you want to play for night this year?
We could get lost as our third chat
Yo, is there a cop for every day of the week bro, my god
He vowed cop did three dip two dip one
Run the whole office here run the whole
I got a banana to dance to on me off the bat.
By the way, anyone who's just nice by the way?
Now I can actually get you banned.
So don't worry.
No, you gotta report them and they'll get banned.
They have our IDs now, don't worry.
Ian303 on OS.
I've never in my life seen that.
Now they're gonna get banned.
Don't worry Jack, give it about like five minutes.
Who's better in their prime?
Loose or Jinxy at Fortnite?
Back in bronze.
Ron, I have a question.
Oh, you're back in bronze. Nice.
Ron, why do we always land there, bro? Why? Why do we land there?
You know what? You know what, bro? I'll let you, IGL, since you think you're fucking better.
Well, you kind of just die off spawn whenever we go there, Ron.
I die off spawn. I had 10 kills last game, won you the game, and you didn't do fucking shit.
You had 0 kills, and you lost your only 1v1, bro.
What's next? Are you gonna, like, kick me in the nuts?
I mean, bro. Yeah, I'm not a fortnight player, bro
Yeah, I just don't know what what do you do bro chat? What is like? What does Jinxie even fudging do rough like?
What does he do?
Facts that he's down, bro. You let me know
Nope
Guys should we get faxity or mr. Peaky is mr. Peaky on who's mr. Peaky
Does he know
Who's mr..
Yo, but if clicks is an unreal arm we're gonna be an unreal lobby's or is he not an unknown bro
So there's like this there's there's hidden MMR. So since this game knows I'm a champion
They put us against some of the best of the best players
Like that's just like a default thing that happens. So that's why like some of these games is like you'll notice is like way harder
simple bro
Guys, you can put the cat looking sideways all you want at the end of the day.
I'm like levels above your favorite player because I'm a champion.
I just want you to know that.
Rod, what I'm curious about though is like does a win in 2019 hold that much weight in
2026?
I'm biased.
So I got a, oh unbiasedly.
Yo does a award in 2023 matter at all in 2027 coming up?
That's my question, because you're not a gamer of the year, you're just a game.
You're just a game, matter of fact, and then I'm the gamer, like that's it, bro.
Simple as that.
Sometimes the best part of life is the journey.
If opportunity doesn't come knocking on your door, build the door.
I
Chalice look at this look at what I'm gonna rock and lead you a face
You know Chesh we get back to me
You know I'm down if you're done
I'm down chat look chat look
Speed hey speed
made him do it made him do it made him do it made him do it so faxity
unadded me I could if I do shady bro
bro let's play for that with everyone that's ever played for night let's play
Let's play with let's play with courage JD. Let's play with ninja. Let's play with Tifu. Let's play with
We don't play with ninja bro. Why?
Aware does he know
Wait, this skin kind of looks like you James, which one oh a bald guy
No, don't fall! How original! Don't fall again!
See, now we're in the thick of it. Now we're in the thick of it.
I'm in the thick of it. Everybody knows they hate me when it snows.
I see froze when I'm close. Forty-something merely subs us so I've been told.
Where we going?
Chat, what about Nick A-30? Does he want to play Fortnite with us?
Where we going, bro?
Well, we're not gonna say it's just 40 stream snipers. Oh, yeah, let's actually just like I'm not saying at all
What about Nick a 30 y'all?
Latte landing nice good pick. I'm not gonna cuss guys. Let me play with him. I won't cuss
What if Nick a 30 I'm telling you he's like an alternate personality freak a 30 bro, and he just does like freaky shit
I'm telling you bro. He's there's something hidden about him
Wait, Tixie, nobody's here.
No, oh my god, there's like two teams here.
We can actually win this game.
Just models gliding into me.
Hey, I'm gone.
Oh, there's a lot of people here.
I can't run out there.
I got a grenade on the...
...erick.
Get the grenade!
Bro!
I saw tons, tons, tons, tons, tons!
Oh no! Don't kill me, bro!
Bro, please just come to me and give me kills.
Whoever comes to me, just give me kills, please.
Just don't kill me.
There'll be a hero to the fucking people.
That has to be a hero.
Is he going to get some banable?
I thought this was banable.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
I don't give a fuck.
Chad, that was just TLS, right?
Bro, you want to win or no?
Bro, we need to get pros.
It's like we're getting smamed.
You need to get pro's, you're playing with a pro right now.
Aura.
Aura!
Don't focus on him!
Oh no.
Oh no.
I'm in the picture, babe, everybody knows, they see me wear it slow, and see me...
You got this, mate.
Wait, we're good.
And I have 5-5-5 maps, so now it's like I'm not...
There's always one more.
There's always one more.
Watch out.
Yeah, but now I have maps, so I'm not going to die.
If I die now, now you can call me a noob.
So look at this little tips and tricks, right?
You see this vending machine here?
You got this, mate.
Oh, man.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
Wait, wrong thing.
Freach.
Wait, what?
I don't have enough for a stunter.
So look, you're right here.
He knows I'm here.
Wait for the meadow to be built, though.
Now if he tries to pick an exit, I'm good.
So look.
Bro, try to pick an exit.
So he might have the first hit, but I'm full HP.
He's not going to walk on me.
Not bad kid.
These kids like leave me alone, leave me alone.
Oh my god, fishy on me, fishy on me, I don't want to do but I'll slap your knees, fishy
on me.
this shit off man
we're gonna try to kill you yeah yeah you gotta just inflate it down it's gonna
try to kill you
no way I missed
I'm a fucking Burger King foot lettuce
Number nine Burger King foot home guess the last thing you want your Burger King burger is somebody's
Your burger is somebody's foot
You
Bro, let's just break in Fortnite with everybody that's ever streamed Fortnite tonight.
Check my not gonna shit.
I didn't see you was online.
I'm drinking my coconut water.
Ooh, oh you wanna go now?
Wait, which one is speed?
Cause it's a goat?
Yeah, my mother
Oh
Oh, no, it's different. It's different. It's different. It's different. It's different. It's different. It's different
Yeah, you ready or no, but we're gonna win this game now
Why don't I see like a game? Oh nice. I got a kid on me. Just like King me of course. This was of course
There's just one more bro
No, no, no, Jesus, he's good.
I had him. I had him.
Wait, come on.
There's more kids just wanting in out of nowhere.
There's kids everywhere, bro.
Why is the music on the bell?
Wait, what?
Oh my fucking god max win here take this fuck on that. Yeah, oh he was a winner last game
Come on blue walk notes. Come on sweet. You got this
Let's go one more one more over where we're oh nice edit, bro. It would have been kind of cool
If you didn't have simple edit on like a new
bro stop you motherfucker you mother fucker you promise my son free of
robux you know that one or no I accept not six minutes if you need them go
fuck yourself
Yo Ron, I need big shield, big pot.
How about you need to come here and suck on this chug jug, come here.
Hit the chug jug, hit the chug jug, hit it.
Hit the chug jug, hit the chug jug, hit it.
So that's what everybody dies with the vending machines.
Yup.
Yeah, one run I need one thousand five hundred gold give me go
Okay, there's gold if you go to that building literally that building there's a there's a cash register, but you go left
into that
And then you go fuck yourself
Let's move bro come on
You good, bro?
Are you there or not?
Yep.
Most was right, bro.
No, no, no.
Most was fucking right.
Yeah, most was right about you.
Most was right.
You're bleaching alcoholic.
Most was right.
No, no, no.
Most was right, bro.
No, you're not getting an edit, bro.
The thing about most is he matters.
Oh, who is this with this with this?
So is this supposed to be like fucking like the hardest thing to do?
Take that bro.
Go to SMG for real.
Enjoy it.
Can I get a big shield in or no?
Do you have one of those?
Keep throwing them at me.
No, I have none none none
You're like one of those dudes who had like 9 9 9 ammo in OG fortnight, and he's wouldn't give it to your friends
I don't have a big bro. I have many so give me the big pot. I saw you pick it up. Yo, yo, you want to fuck with me
I don't have it, bro. What the fuck you want? If you want to fuck with me, you're gonna mess with the lightning and the
We're done we're done
And we're done.
Where did the fudge of my gun?
Where did I drop my gun, bro?
He just lagged. What?
All those times that I resued you, all those times I clutched for you, and that's how you repay me?
No, go fuck yourself. No, go fuck yourself.
It's got a fucking move the fuck AI generated bot
Damn bro, I like I've been asking for that
The fuck away from me. Oh nice
It's like I'm playing with like
Nice bra. Cool dance bro. Show me your best dance moves
Hold up for me a second.
Did you ever think at like 29 years old you used to be playing this game like how you
are now?
Let's get your hair.
Bro, I'm at 24, bro.
Come on.
Come on. I hear Jake's
Hey, where'd the fuck
What it's
God when you're what we want watching
When you're what we want, bro
so low! He's so low, Ron! So low!
Oh, you got this, bro.
Critic, you're gonna get him!
Bro, you gotta start winning your 1v1,
so that your whole chat's gonna just think you're actually just a washed noob.
Yeah, I know. Sorry.
Where is he, Jay-Z?
He's so friggin' low!
These kids don't learn from friggin' packets!
Your aim is so good! Oh my God!
How do you always get the head?
How do you always get the head?
It's about fucking confidence, bro.
You're such a waste of cum!
I've never even read that, bro.
Yo, my reboot, my reboot, my reboot!
Yep, I know. You're not like a waste of cum. You're just not like a good use of it.
Wouldn't that be a waste, though?
Yeah, but you're kind of cute, so it's okay.
Thank you, Rob.
no like you're like cute to like like you're not cute as in like good-looking
they're cute cuz you're just like so fucking dumb like I don't know how to
describe it like wow bro this guy's like there's something wrong with this guy
for sure you know I'm saying
Yeah, you're gonna kill your dad. Yeah, you're dead. Say goodbye, bro. Unless I save you.
I
Shit on him bro, don't worry
Or did he strike nice good kill bro, wait, let's kill
There you go yo, we might as well just say everything in the whole fucking world
Um, gee see this is a two-tick you're on your own. Oh, it's gonna be a five-tick. Wait, we're dead. Oh
No
Oh, no, how do you jump with these things? How do you jump?
For how you jump with these things?
My god, top ten or a moment
You gotta know
Wait, you made it in holy W. Jinxie wait it did something. Thank you, bro
Hi, you know, there's a 2v2 bro. It's a 2v2. It's just another deal. Yep
Yep, they're shooting at us, but they're based up in everything, but they want us dead
Give any heels or no many
It's a 1v1 v1
Because bro, he's like in a base
What the fuck what am I playing fuck a medkit bro. I am the medkit
Thanks, are you good bro or no, let me lock him
It's the same kid from earlier. It's the same fucking kid. Ian 303 on Omni fans. Again!
Oh my god! You're fine bro. You're playing with the prowl, remember.
All you do is heal, do something, I'm 30 health!
Wait, it is, yo, you actually sold me!
No, they're fucking, it's a 2v1, dumbass!
Or you could have won this, bro, you won FNCS!
That was un...
Oh no.
No, no!
Run! Heal! Heal! Heal! Heal! Heal!
I'll tell you when to stop!
Go! Go! Go! Keep healing! Keep healing! Keep healing! You're good!
Back leg!
I got one, bruh.
Where is this?
Open it bro.
No way.
Fuck!
You gotta heal Ron, you gotta heal, you gotta heal!
No!
Come on come on kid
Let's do this shit. Yeah, I think we're going out like that. Come on good Marlon Collin
Yeah, look at what this guy
This world cup, you understand?
What is this?
A Netherlands?
This is Japan?
That is Spain?
That in every single country you understand?
Don't bother you.
No more, bro.
When it is, hire a world company.
You don't bother me.
They get five, Warren.
Bro, you guys got shit on, bro.
You guys literally got shit on.
Brottle, yeah, we shit, we shit on.
Bro, they had a bet.
Yeah, this is shit.
So you hired a makeup artist, and this is what you got?
Yo, Marlon.
Yo.
Marlon, dude.
get a refund bro get a refund
dude
wait who do y'all play today who do y'all play
Japan
oh you guys are losing that what
wait why are you chasing
wait hold up what time do y'all play japan
seven
is that what i think it is on the wall chat bro
you guys are dead bro you guys are losing
you guys are losing this game bro japan is good
it is a window over
you understand this window over
Wait, if you guys lose, do you drop to fourth?
No, we drop, we drop down, but we have a chance, because like, you know, it's like, 8, 8, 3, the place teams, like, go through, we might be one of the both, but we're not gonna lose, bro.
Bro, but if you-
What?
you
you
you
you
you
That's that's normal, bro. That's normal squads dumbass. How am I a dumbass? Let me just kick the shit player. There we go.
Um, all right, we're good.
Now we're good.
Now we're good.
Now we're good.
Yo, bud, bud, bud, we're playing with Klicks.
No, I thought we were playing with Klicks.
Bro, he just came into my chat disrespecting me.
You want to play with this guy?
Bye, bro.
Bye, bro.
Bro, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.
Klicks is good, bro.
Join the call. Join the call, bro.
Clicks is a pro, bro.
Shut your bitch up.
Yo. Yo, yo, yo.
Yo.
Chat, people getting gold today or what, yo?
And now, Clicks just doesn't join back.
I think so, you revive jerk may ranks.
Appreciate the productivity in the chat today, guys.
Great, bro.
Great questions, man. You guys are asking really important shit, bro.
Really important questions, man.
You think you could actually revive Turkmate, right?
Uh, no. No. No. Absolutely not.
Bro, why are there five people in here?
Yo, how are we gonna play, bro?
How the fuck are five people gonna play Fortnite?
The fuck?
Oh, Faxity left, but they're not even joining the call.
They're in the call, but they're not joining.
Stop ignoring chaps.
You got just tight brain dead shit all the time, bro.
No.
Yeah, there's squad rank.
There's squad rank.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I just got them at it, bros.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
All right, wait, I'm going to pee.
I'm going to pee.
Yo, can we have Veno on the call, bro?
Oh, and Clix just left.
Bro, they don't want to talk to us.
Like, what are you doing?
I'm gonna go pee, I'm gonna go pee.
Bro, like what is this fucking Haterade, bro?
Did we just kick them?
Did we just say fuck them?
Like dead ass, bro.
I don't like this energy.
Like dead serious, man.
This is just like some Haterade.
Like, bro, we need good energy.
Yo, what's the fucking word, boys?
Oh, God, no.
Oh, fuck, bro.
Let's get it, bitch, I'm fucking fucked.
Yes, sir.
What's the word?
What y'all like to?
Yeah, bro
We're playing squads right now, but they're not joining the call
Should we just ditch them chat and just play with facts me facts Jinxie. Yeah, you're an A. Oh, no
Yeah, I could play with the fucking losers clicks and did they didn't came to qualify for our finals good
Don't want to play with them, but I'm not going to disrespect what they're doing to us back there
I mean, they just left the call they left the whole group chat. No, this is a list of what you know
It's literally in my car by the way. It was just there. Oh, Jinxie staying out. Nice
I'm going to go home for you now, bro. I'll just join this man. We're going to run in this out, bro
This is where a W run with a bandit comes into play, bro
This is what an actual good vibes looks like man
See this shit
No faxity, bro. You said we're gonna lose weight seven years ago. How much you got right now, bro?
I want to make sure you're good
Chalking it off. Well, you'd be surprised. I went up to 365 now. I'm down three forty two, I believe
Sir I shit's coming off real fucking quick, too, bro. It's been a really really messed up week
Yeah, but the thing is clicks and vino just ditched us where they left
Hello, what the heck?
We're talking to our team, bro.
We have two pros.
I can get lazy too, bro.
It's gonna be great.
Good vibes.
What do you mean, pro?
I'm here, bro.
Like, hello?
Asian Jeff in here, too, bro.
Asian Jeff.
You want to join?
Oh, god.
Yo.
Oh, god.
Yeah, get him in, bro.
Get him in.
Yo, what a rank are you, man?
Me?
Unreal.
What do you mean?
No, why is it the same rank as you, actually?
Wow.
Oh, shit, every set.
I'm always gonna go the bottom.
No, the bomb did one bro. That's what really matters. Yo, Jason, if you actually wait, what record you jinx?
Unreal unreal unreal. No, tell me what rank you are unreal silver
silver what?
Silver chat. How do I see I think one of them on I'm right. I think silver one
She might
Silver, how the fuck bro? You've been playing this game for like a week and a half two weeks guys, bro
I'm not a man. Are you still the silver shot up? Yo, uh fax me put a sock in it, bro
I've only played ranked place. We didn't have the fuck am I still sober?
Yo, you ever get snatched by 96 little delinquents?
No, I'm a head of my light work, bro
Yeah, you play on console to huh? No, I'm on PC bro. I'm on PC. Oh
Your game looks like shit when I be watching your shit, bro
Yo bro are you gonna like punch me in the face tax? What's happening right now?
No, no, no, no.
Facts ain't no.
We gotta be like, I'm like, of course.
Bro, they call me the Fat Peterbot, bro.
They call you the Fat Peterbot.
You're just the fat.
Like.
Yeah.
Yo I need, I need you to lock in, bro.
Jinxie, Jinxie, you're in silver one, you said?
Bro, yeah.
Unreal dude, Unreal.
I can't.
Yeah.
Fuck, this shit is.
Hold on, bro.
Bro, I'm still bro.
Can I get a quick?
Yes, bro.
Get Pete.
Oh my god, please.
Get Pete, get Pete, get Pete, get Pete, please, bro.
I know.
I'm telling you, he's the greatest gamer of all time, bro.
He's the fucking truth.
Oh, Jeff, Jeff, yo, chat.
There is no squad wrecked.
No, there is.
Fuck this, Pete.
So why did Klicks and Guino B?
They left because they were just fucking not joining the call,
bro.
They left the call and everything.
They think they know the promise.
They think they're above us, bro.
If opportunity doesn't come knocking on your door,
yo, build the door.
Oh, Ron kicked them from the squad.
Yeah, and I kicked them
because they didn't join the call.
You wanna play with two people who don't fuck with us?
Ben.
No, you might as well-
Picks left the group, he's not feeling it.
Yeah, bro, you see, you see?
You see?
That's bad vibes, bro.
That's bad fucking vibes.
Hey, y'all wanna play with, y'all wanna get booga?
Bro, get everybody, yes.
Like bro, let's get everybody chat. Let's play with a whole fortnight community, bro
Get me let me ask booze. Okay
Yo, Ron, what's up? Wait, can we get Asian Jeff?
But we can get anyone you want
We're in a game. That's where Jeff will join the call bro
pre-D rank get ready chat
I'm about to hear box 200 every five fucking seconds.
Who the fuck is Jeffrey Chong, bro?
That's the first one, Sam.
Yes, Sam.
I got the big bugger, boys.
Luga?
Yeah, Luga, brother, World Cup champion.
Oh, my days, Aura.
They call him the lion, right?
The lion, yes.
Hey, what up, dudes?
Oh, my Aura.
Luga, what's up, dudes?
What's up, boys?
Yo feels the aura feels the aura
Sorry
Oh, yeah, we'll wipe the lobby real quick move that don't worry. Yeah. Wait, we're great. Where do I want to live?
Is it you got sniped by Los Polos TV?
I thought I tried thinking like twenty-nine in it
Yo, where the fuck are y'all dropping
We don't comment bro. It's pro shit. Oh, yeah
Just play the game bro. We got fucking pro is bro
Run who's better you were faxity, bro
I
Fucking emo, fucking emo, fucking Buga's dance, bro.
We're dead, you fucking dumbass, it's nowhere here, bro.
Buga, help, help, Buga.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Buga, bro. We need like...
Buga, help.
That was Bukie a hot drop, that was a hot drop.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, right, bro.
We can't get up till I'm gold, bro.
Yo, how do I actually glide lower? They're always faster than me, Chad.
Wait, so you've been playing this game for how long? You don't know how to glide down?
You don't know how to you gotta pull it out and then once you're about to hit the ground like pull it out again
I don't know it was national
Compassending asshole day, bro. Yeah, what are you talking about? What are we?
Six years off the game. Come be a little slack kid. Okay, sexy
What you want to do is you want to aim down and that's how you go down
No
Oh
Jinxie stop hitting that emo and ready up
Yo, did you want to hit gold before maybe like the USA game
What do you need going for it?
Jinxie's gonna be playing FNCS
Oh
Wait, who said that no no who the fuck just said that
You're gonna play with bro me and Peter Bob, bro plans if three West bro me and Peter Bob
You have a chance in the fuck this oh hell no mean oh, yeah, Jeff. I'm gonna invite you bro. We'll cute pentas. We'll cute pent up
Penta squad, Jeff, yo bro, there's four slots, guys.
Wait, why are, wait, are we about to be in a crazy
long queue because you're champion?
Yes, and bro.
No, we're not.
It's all going to be stream sniping champions, right?
No, because you're all streaming, yeah.
Oh, okay.
It's going to be a bunch of solo, solo-keeman in, I think.
Like, fills.
But they got to be championing again, or lobby.
That's the problem.
Buga.
I mean, they can be like a leader's life.
Buga, why do people call you the lion, bro?
I'm the lion in his den
It's cuz um, it's cuz some tweet like I made some tweet at like being a one-den and like I forget who started was it
Thanks, was he you?
What the fuck are you doing?
We have some beef wait what what does that? Yo, what the fuck how'd you get that? I've never seen that what hold on
exclusive what's it what's it called oh god when the messy skin came out
bro in the first 20 minutes they only did it for 20 minutes bro yeah guys
fucking dumbness messy skin oh that's actually a style I've never seen that I
don't even have it why do I have a hot dog my fucking
What the fuck is your name five foot one enough like yo, bro, I changed my name by accident
Bro, it's exactly why is the messy like 600 pounds on boogal. Yeah, this skin don't look like mess bro
Oh, I think I have a no, no
I don't have any of them.
What the fuck?
Damn format, 3 minute queue, man.
Your game is fucking...
Aren't you working on the icon, bro?
Come on, bro.
They're never ever adding me to this game.
Damn.
You're a bro.
You're an FXX champion, bro.
Come on, you got it coming.
Thank you, bro.
You're still with that chip?
Do you think that championship was good for me or no?
Like, Jeezy's trying to, like, detain my championship.
You got carried for sure, but
You play with a cheater you play with unknown in this prime. Yeah
What it is, I mean you're still a champion you can't take away from me like I didn't play a cheater and unknown and me had the same
Band for cheating bro, you played with a cheater, bro, that's
Yo, where would you be right now? That's not the ground of all people you cannot be sitting here
I
Know are you like
Skimming right now, but this game is easy brown get me in there
Yeah, why the fuck are we in a pie make you think it's just
Central
Are you guys watch out just to west boys
I think Wes has less players.
Central like has the most.
Wait, yeah, is this a dog?
Wait, I'm gonna be around Rigo in the game, right?
Where's it at?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where, right now?
I don't know.
We got a game, we got a game, we got a game.
I'm not kidding.
I'll live around Rigo.
Actually makes great music.
Yeah, she does.
I like her music.
People hate on it, but I like it.
No, her music is incredible.
What?
That's not for a formative at all, bro.
beating Germany shy so on a schnitzel shine
Nine oh, I got ten people chasing me right now pickaxing me
Actually, I've got
We all aim for this pink and we all hit this
It's like a zipline down underground. We all go together
You might get pregnant bouncing on his fucking balls, bro
Like I won you two games that you didn't even dick ride me like this you fucking cock puncher
Run, you have a FNCS win. Boogat has a world cup win. There's levels, bro. Oh
All right, bro, whatever bro
on you bro right on you all right this is if I don't think you gotta tell your
god and go to it watch these guns back here
just on the bike on the bottom on the way yeah right here yeah go down go down
Let's get hit by some rocks.
Oh shit!
Who gets so smart? Oh my god.
Go first.
Oh my god, bro.
Wait, dark ball on me!
Dark ball!
Dark ball!
Bro, where the fuck are you?
You guys didn't hit the...
We did, we did. Run you, run you.
Press me.
Press me, Puga.
Are you hit it?
It's a flop, bro!
It's a flop, bro!
I got slimed by Darth Maul.
Okay, knock him off.
He's not gonna make this event.
Now we're stuck in the field with nothing, boys.
We're not gonna get the hot dogs.
This chat is gonna sound like a dick after I die.
Booga help! Booga help! Booga help!
They're not even fighting anyone!
Get...
Booga help! Booga help!
Okay, we're good.
I'm staying with you, Booga!
Here.
Oh my god.
Yo, I can't play as a fob.
You don't work.
You're not working.
You have a shot.
You have a shot.
Give me a shot.
Rob, Rob, Rob.
Hey, hey.
I mean, boy, is there...
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh my god.
Shut up!
Oh, shit.
Oh
That's a L run for me though, I'll be honest
I thought you guys were going up you could get it's my fault
But the thing is Ron is too lazy to win. He doesn't care about winning so we have to do a lot of work.
Oh I know, I know it's, I know exactly what's going on, bro.
And it's not gonna work, bro. You're not just gonna dick ride Booga and just start to rage bait me for the next fucking hour or two!
I got on this game to fucking help you! This is why Loose had to fucking quit!
So shut up!
You look like you do have to stop making solo plays though, bro.
Oh my god, bro. Oh my my cortisol levels are rising as the seconds go by
Rob this is a brutal long my boy, this is a brutal long
Yo, Jixi, yo, hold on, bro.
Bro, he has his own skin and you don't.
Like why is Malin FaceTiming me, bro?
Hey.
Try yourself, try yourself, pretty boy, let me see you pretty face.
Nah, just stay with us.
You're good, Ron.
You're good, bro.
Chill.
My god, we can try a new show.
It's okay, bro.
Alright, yeah.
Yo!
So, like, the game is not like what it used to be when you were decent, it's changed
a lot, bro.
What do you do?
Which I...
Yeah, no, no, no.
I know exactly what this...
Yeah, this is just like...
I'm about to be in hell for the next couple of hours, guys.
This is just...
What, bro?
What do you mean?
Why didn't they give me a skin?
Because they don't fuck with me, bro.
Because they don't fuck with me.
How about that, bro?
I made severe threats to Donald Mustard when he was the developer, bro.
Like, I made threats that I'll never be able to take back, talking about, like...
Like, I can't even repeat the words I said about him, bro.
It's over.
it's never happening but you did pay phone bro why are you in my chat laughing
what do you want Marlin what you have nothing to think of you're just trying
Yeah, I'm hanging up the phone.
No, where do you think we should go? I think I look at you that again. I like y'all like
Yeah, I'm not always do it, but we gotta hit the zip lines up together
Yeah, we gotta get together to stop making solo plays not going I
Think that's good. Let's take the safe. It's hard to give Ron to play with you though. He always runs away from me
Yo, no, no, no
Stay one wrong stick what it seems. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna I'm just gonna hook are you gonna ask it?
No, no, you're gonna
What good good, thank you, bro. Thank you
Everyone relax get the vibes up get some smileys
Bad drop right there boys, that's not how you do it
They're bonded brother
I
Don't think posture to type
Like what I sound like that fucking copyrighter right
All right, don't don't
I got minis, I got minis!
I got a ball key card, I got a ball key card, and I got a quick snap!
Yo, yo, fax me, I got food bro, look!
I'm faxing here!
I got Abagolius, I got faxing here.
There's another kid that I marked in.
He's down.
Oh man!
What the fuck!
I'm popping a big pop boys.
Alright, we can go together, you wanna go up?
I need help guys.
I have a- Yo, yo boo, yo boo, yo boo!
Yo boi, yo boi, yo boi, I got a ball key card, yeah
Yeah, come to the jump, ready?
Three, two, one
Where's the coot?
Yo, shut your fad ass up, man
100
200
Boogahow, Boogahow
See that big kid though
Where even are you?
Oh, you're going to come here
Boogahow, Boogahow, come here
Yeah, come to the jump
Yeah, come on
Does anyone here have a duck too?
Just get back
One got him got him
Maybe say W wrong instead of like I saved your life, bro, and I gave you a med kit
By the rebooting outside to fuck hell we ride it's our game boys. It's our game witness
Why is that fucking 77 people here?
Wonder
the fuck is the shot rock no they can only come from right here by the way
yeah boogey play with me bro this is what champions there ready
on the side
it's gone
shit okay maybe you're not bad bro
CHOMP JUMP I GOT A CHOMP JUMP
no I'm a champion bro I can get this
wait do you want to eat the shot
no I do I have four here
here just yeah here throw it let's go fight
Oh shit.
You need some shit.
Guys!
Honey?
They're definitely playing.
Oh baby, Slimeys are so sweaty.
Okay, you good, kid?
I'm gonna play one six here.
Come on, Ron.
Come on, Duga, please, man.
Duga, you got this, dude.
What the hell?
Come on, Duga.
Come on, Duga.
You got this
Forty
40 I got 200 pups. I got 200 pups. Please love
Is that a max pump shut or no, I got roll
I mean hit this you're me for me bugger now. Yeah, I do
I need a hundred gold
Let me go.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
G-H-A-A-Buga!
Before the black...
No, no, no, no!
Go, Buga!
SHUT UP!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
You have lights or no?
No, I have no sh-, bro.
You can start off.
Nice.
I got a mini-free, bro.
I'm back!
They should've killed me, we had the chance, cause now I'm back and I'm gonna kill you and your fucking team.
Yo, I have a fucking myth for you, where are you going?
These guys are fucking joke-ing.
Look at these kids real, by the way. Are they right?
But you can throw a mini that far, holy crap.
Why would you give James T the mini? Yeah, this is just...
What you mean? Oh, shit, you're rebooted, I've got it in though.
We got your cart?
Oh, run, I got a mini, I got a mini, here you go.
Here you go, run here, bro.
go ahead and hit him i got it
They're out
Take this bro
I got them near you I got them near me
What the F?
I'm letting you die you're dead I'm letting you die
I'm letting you die I'm letting you die
I'm letting you die
I need help
I need help
Bogey need help now
Bogey need help now
Bogey come here
Bogey do something Bogey do something
I'm fucking bogey
I don't think
I don't think...
Who the hell me? I'm the man!
Oh my... right one?
Shut the fuck up!
Ah... through them or what?
You're right.
What the fuck?
It's just impossible, bro.
The whole world's a tree sniping, bro.
Like, I can't believe the whole... it's the whole lobby, bro.
Bro, friggin' ploy out?
Guys are literally filling up lobbies and chinsappings.
This is actually fucking insane.
I'm a solo P and ritual R team sapper by the way wait say on God. Yeah, that's what I'm being told
I'm not even trolling is it actually or no?
No.
I can't even figure it out.
P and ritual are sniping. Okay.
First things first I'm the realest second bro we're in trouble bubble champion lobbies
and we have like I'm gonna be honest only one champion caliber player guys this isn't
Don't say that about me bro. Like I'm not just a champion, bro. I'm more than that. I'm a human too, bro
I was talking about like everyone else. I'm talking about Booga. Bro. We're in trouble, bro
I don't know what we could do
Wait, I know what we could do. Maybe stop screaming Booga cheerleading and actually focus on the fucking game
That could probably help that could probably just be a start to our fucking lobby, bro
You're screaming out cheerleading while they're fucking boxing people trying to fight off 40 people screaming B U G H
Hey, hey, like you're dead bro. Just shut up and lock in you're never getting to go bro. We need to be locked
Oh first off, I don't appreciate that bullshit tone second bro. It's about
Because one bro you haven't done shit like I'm clocking your tea
No, I'm talking to you. You're not doing nothing bro. I had like the second most chosen that lobby
What are you talking about?
That is not cat, you can literally.
You got the second most kills in the lobby.
She had more kills than me,
who's literally on the bottom of me.
And then Faxity, who, Faxity, what do you do, bro?
Bro, I mean, bro, I'm a Fax.
Yeah, bro, now what, Fax?
Now what?
I'm a Frencher as well, what the fuck?
Bro, what's this mean, Boogie?
I wouldn't make it past a minute.
Ron, I need more from you, bro.
Please, bro.
What the fuck?
It's like a bully stumble Roberto Deiro.
Like, this is disrespectful, bro.
Like I don't want to be it anymore.
I want to be him.
Ron, throw the boogerskin on, bro.
I don't have that bullshit.
Bro, have y'all ever had Nutella with pretzels?
Have y'all ever dipped pretzels in Nutella?
Yeah, and I was maybe a toddler.
Yeah, it makes it with peanut butter.
Oh, god.
Of course, bro.
Tell me about it.
That shit is so gassed.
That's what you do.
One half of the pretzel in Nutella, the other half
of peanut butter.
Holy shit, bro.
That is, oh, holy shit, bro.
So fucking good, oh, god.
a glass of milk or a cup of coffee. Oh my God, bro. Oh my God. Coffee sounds good right now.
No, Faxity, what's your go-to coffee, bro? Oh, shit. Every day, brother, I get a fucking cold
red Dutch Rose, bro. Every, every day. I got a water food, bro. I got a water food. I got a water
food. So Faxity, bro, that ass, bro. Are you a pro or like, what do you do in the game? You're pro,
right? No, I used to be a West Pro, but then I retired. I just started watching and commenting
And then playing a bit at night shit too, but I used to be a Westboro. Yeah, I still got it in me
How much earnings did you get in Westboro?
Think I have
Like probably 10k and then I qualified to like 15 finals me P always play and me and
Not me me bugger like I probably
All the pros want to play with me because they know where we're going where we're going
Wait, there's not anything to do with Peterbot.
I swear to you, man.
Bro, I could play with Key and Kwa, what the fuck?
Oh, God, GK.
Oh, God.
Jack, could I qualify if I had Peterbot?
Literally, just on Adderall.
I definitely would.
Peterbot doesn't even need Adderall, bro.
Bro, he just like-
Which screenets you, crash on you for dying, looking the wrong way?
He might crash, crash, though.
You know what I mean.
You know what I mean.
Crash out on me, bro?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, what do you mean by that?
scratch
No, this is bad, bro, we're not such a four drop. Yeah, it's good for us. So if you got out
There's no way you guys are getting gold. It's impossible
Nothing is impossible. We're gonna
Opportunity possible faxity an opportunity doesn't knock on your door faxity build the door
My god, once we live all small, I'm like
I like the vibes. Come on. Yeah, once me and Booga can get out of spawn, we're chilling out.
It's just we just have to get out of spawn. Hey, make every new count.
You like that? I don't even think you know where you're walking when you play this game.
Why do I have the best drop here? I'm not even hitting.
Where the fuck is it? Where is it?
I
I
The lion does what he wants they're coming though. We got a fight
Did you hit the blue thing bugger now?
Guys, me and Buga don't need help. Just log in.
Do not hit that! Do not hit that! Do not!
Come here.
They killed him.
We're coming up!
Buga, I'm with you.
Me now.
Where are you?
Where are you, bro?
What's up?
Blue guy with you, bro.
40?
I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you, kid.
Alright, I'm low key not getting you anymore, though.
Wait, they're resin.
I'll be taking that.
You
There's just there's just
Just shoot just shoot back
I'm not swinging that nice nice job lion there's another squad though
who hit us with the one law hold on you're lying I'm watching you show me
something you got a mini what the fuck you got a mini at all yeah yeah I have a mini I have a mini I have a mini
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my, oh my god.
Drop the fucking grenade.
Oh my god.
Yo, Faxity, I got the mini. I got the mini.
Bro, drop it.
You have to drop it. I can't, but what?
What you, what my spot?
What are you guys doing?
Eat the fucking bib, bro.
We'll have a lot of fun.
I'm having a lot.
Oh, there's shoggles on the ground.
There's millions of people in the arena.
Like this, you see this, like.
Muga jump in there bro, you're the lion bro.
And then you're dead!
Zeran you are dead!
Yo, you're so cool.
I don't get things to play with.
You get, uh, to me, uh...
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
What's he doing?
What's that doing?
What's going on? What's going on?
I'm gonna eat you!
That's a candy man! That's a candy man!
I don't want you to eat me.
You got it.
I'm a girl I'm a girl wrong start. I think he's
Thank you, bro. Thank you back
Look the watch out
There's a kid here
Look behind you man be careful. Get it. It was me. It was me
Are you gonna have
Shit
Get on the rear
Cover it. Come back. Come back. Come back. Come back. Come back. Come back.
Stop. Oh
I'll piss the hell off.
JT, go in there!
Go in there!
On everything, JT.
What are you doing?
Give way, so no.
Give him a pancake!
Look up, look up, look up!
Wait a minute, JT, give me my kit.
Give me his.
I don't know how many it is.
OK.
Yo, yo, yo.
Look up, watch out, look up, watch out!
Yeah, I know.
Here, here.
OK, right, right, right.
Hit him there, bro.
it's about you you're on the man that holy shit you're so how's he so fast
me and my me and my me and my problem well oh it's where the fucking guy
you need to know I'm here come here let's go down yeah you read me right
Okay
I'm gonna be honest with you, the problem is right now guys.
Don't even do it bro.
Don't do it.
No, where do you go?
Don't do it bro.
Don't do it.
I know what you're about to do, bro.
And let me tell you, you need to stop emoting.
I don't even know how did you find five medkits?
You know, you can find minis of ammo boxes now.
Michael, I think it's a drop.
Thank you for the 16.
You were right.
Bro, because Booga, look at it like this, bro.
Once we land there, we can't get out, bro.
We're like in hell.
No, it's not a nice spot if we can stay there.
That's like a good thing, but a bad thing at the same time.
I give it a 16 viewer rate.
Well, Boogie, it's a good thing that's a start, right?
Yeah, let me high gel this, bro.
Let me high gel this.
Oh, God.
Here's Bob.
Oh, oh, fuck no.
All right, here's the thing, y'all.
Let me high gel this shit, bro.
Our spot is good for surviving for 45 seconds.
But after that, once we get out of it,
it's just we're in a tunnel, bro.
They know we have to come up.
We got to go somewhere that's high up,
and we just lay dick down, bro.
We lay dick, bro.
I know where to go.
What or what what woman rocked where rice goes Germany lost fast. I think we go
Yeah, I think you unfriended me. Are you got me?
Did I infront you?
I mean, I think you forgot to add me back
Booga you uned wrong
No, man
Added wait, but even after Germany loses. They're still topping the group. How is that possible doesn't make any sense?
You know bro, can you just hit that ad button or is it like it doesn't work?
This mad awkward wait chance because I'm she's gonna play
Yo, I'm gonna go piss y'all. I'll be back in five seconds. Wow even with that loss
They still top the group holy Oh, boh, oh, yeah, oh, come me Royce. I may scored in the second minute and they lost
lost. It was knockout there out bro. It's literally group stage you burger. Fats in
my chats saying to ask you a bunch of questions. What like what was Fats in the couch incident.
Oh my god.
No, I'm not.
What does that mean?
That's cat.
Oh my god, dude.
What is that, guys?
Yeah, right.
I don't know if you want to go into that, bro.
Yeah, if we're doing this shit, I'm going to just start doing this crazy shit.
Wait, what happened?
What did you read?
What did you read?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
What is that?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Oh my god.
He sold his couch to Gamble.
This is true.
He did.
Wait, you sold your couch to the gamble?
How much was your couch, like, 5K?
It's character development, bro.
It was $3,000.
Yeah, I mean, no, it was worth it.
No, it was 10K, but I sold it for less 3K
to spin it on a Blackjack hand.
Yeah, you're a lost, guys.
You sold a $3,000 couch for one hand of Blackjack.
Well, I had no idea the money back there.
That's awesome!
Yeah, bro.
Guys, if you're gonna stream site, be nice this game.
Guys, be nice, be nice, be nice.
Guys, be nice, be nice.
NIGA 30!
Alright, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, where we going? Where we going?
Left, high drop.
Let me actually get the work here. Let me look.
I'm just not babysitting though. I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Oh, god, bro.
You all need to lock the fuck in.
Oh, god, bro.
Now we're doing a real P.O.I. and we're fucking scum.
the box driver.
All right.
Bro, we gotta hang it up.
We're not ever getting gold, guys.
Bro, they're so many.
What the fuck is 1 through 10, Ben?
I mean, do we swerve?
No.
We could.
Yeah, we swerve low-key, yeah.
That'll win.
To the right?
Let's go city.
Let's go city, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Swerve.
Good call.
Careful.
Wait, where the fuck y'all going?
Boo, guys, do you remember when you did your first stream back from World Cup and you landed
Salty Springs?
Classic.
that's it. Remember when you had $221 on that one?
Yeah, this guy's a piece of shit.
So I bring up the highlight of Booga, like, and then you just bring up that.
There's so many fucking people behind the camera.
Are you dead ass?
Chuga!
Yo, this is my...
We are fucking fucked.
We are dead.
We are fucking fucked.
We are dead.
We are dead.
We are dead.
We are dead.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm not giving you my only gun bro I'm just gun or in I'm out of here bro you're not useful
where the fuck y'all right?
gun or in, gun or in
what are you saying?
gun or in
I'm not even going to run for my car
there's no load
drop the load
I'm out of here
game is trying to kill me
you're gross
they're a grown ass man
there's too many people
Holy shit, impossible!
Don't worry, don't worry!
You're watching a pro now!
It's literally impossible!
Holy fuck, bro!
I can't build there, nice.
Oh, I can't build here.
You're now watching a master at work.
Bro, why don't y'all get golden reload?
Hold on, no, I'm locked.
No, I'm not gonna lie like this.
Yo, if you're gonna stream side me, give me weapons!
Oh
No, oh no
I can't build here nice
You got this I think you go for the car. Oh, yeah, it's actually a good idea
I got it
What are you fucking
Hey, maybe no one chased me.
You have six builds still.
Yeah.
It's a good hiding spot.
No one will ever guess you're here.
That fucking lump of lard, bro.
That's what you are, dude.
All you do is just,
oh, get right here,
but now you're out to eat food.
Who's killing you? Never give up.
Never back down, brother.
All you do is fucking consume facts.
I don't know.
Is it even possible?
No, unless we go like the tunnel. We have to go the tunnel. You have actually have to because you need a way where we're all together. That's the only way possible.
I was doing a matter of time now. It's coke coke coke so far. We have to win off spawn guys. Like come on. We got to get there.
Wow, that's actually great tips. Thanks. Thank you for the good tip. Yeah, no shit.
There's one green pistol though and there's four teams. It's like we just can't do anything.
You won World Cup it doesn't matter bro. Yeah. Yeah, I'm 16 bullets. There's 30 players. He needs more bullets
I'm locked bro. I'm putting on this. I'm putting on my sweatskirts. You need more bullets?
I'm putting on the sweatshirt. Yo, yo, yo put on your sweatskirts, Jinx.
Yeah, is that just NASA's from League of Legends or am I marphing? That's not just NASA's now.
I don't know.
Wait, that's Jinx from League of Legends. Yo, is that NASA's?
Wait, hold on. This is calm.
Wait a minute.
Oh my god, that's actually comp.
So down baby.
Yeah, yeah guys, let's put on a delay.
A delay bro, a fucking delay?
A fucking delay!
It's a five minute queue every fucking time!
Do you want us to have a fucking 45 minute delay?
Like I'm confused, this game is just everyone to get in our game, no matter what.
It's impossible.
Yo guys, ignore Ronnie Lutz complaining.
Guys listen, let's go around.
Yeah, let's go. I can't say what our second best game is okay, so what's your guy's second best game?
So yeah, no one cares right you see
What the fuck is this booga like what game are you second-best off? What rank are you in Valorant?
Rad
Rad oh radiant
Yeah, boss
Okay, Ron. What about you? What's your second best game Ron complaining?
You just need to die in a fire I'm not a manifest
I'm manifesting your PC just explodes right now, bro
Bro, I'm gonna say no, you know what? You know what? I'm gonna send something to your PO box. I got you, bro
I got you. What a bum. I got you, bro. You'll see yo, yo
Faxity, what's your second best game, bro? Yeah, yeah facts. Well, serious call it duty
I
Play
What's your peak rank at rainbow
What'd you say? What's your peak rank?
Hi champ. What's your you plan? What's your b-soft connect? I look it up right now. I
Fucking haven't got on in a minute. I was slapping clicks around the other day
You don't know your Ubisoft connect, bro
No, I don't get on like that. I'm a shooter though, I'll play shooter.
You're a champ and you don't know your username!
Yo, yo, I swear to God, I'm being told you went one out of ten. That's fucking embarrassing.
You have no room to talk about it.
That's what they call it, one out of ten men.
One out of ten men, now I get it. Oh god, I was like questioning what the fuck was wrong.
Like, what is that? You cannot talk. And Siege is like your main game. Fuck the second game.
One to ten in the tournament for real?
He's a burger
Wearing ice like you really bought ice spikes out of that shop like you need to be safe
You know Jixi remember when you said you wanted to get gold before the USA game or whatever
Yeah, that's not happening no more. You need to win nine games right now in a row basically. I think we win this game
game. We won two games. We won two games and they only
picked up once and had 30 kills. Yeah, bro. I don't know.
When I try getting to go to forever. Yeah, but Ron kind of
sunk. I have a good idea for this game. I think I think
bro. Dude, we didn't work together. You encourage it.
Fax you. It's because he just comes out of nowhere. You
Giggle bro, you're fucking giggle shit's monster. The fuck is your problem?
Just so I understand we're on a four minute queue time, so we're literally just playing the same clump of stream snipers over and over
Bro, I might have a better chance of getting gold solo. I'm not even kidding bro. Just sit in the box
Like shit
You say what about a box staying the box. That's a good clip. That's classic
Dude I don't even know guys. I'll be right here cuz none of the shops this does I don't see her
I don't see her. I see how soon am I cool?
Wait, is it a guaranteed cue at like four minutes some?
I got told
I think that's tournament.
Bro, this makes me realize no one plays ranked.
Oh my God.
What you mean?
There's 680,000 players.
Yeah, we're in a five minute queue time.
What are they doing?
I think it's the foul of the biggest different players.
Wait, what is this number for?
Yeah, it says 681,000 playing now.
Yeah, I can't be right.
Yeah, I can't be right.
Cap!
I don't fuck
You want to run now?
No, I mean fun in the chat watching you die off small
I don't have you had it. I can't I gotta be friends with someone for like two weeks or something
I got me like a week Ron. Could you give me a skin Ron, please bro? Yeah, let me get to this game
Let me check with the other shot me check I
Only have bro. I don't have guys. No, it's not L millionaire. I don't have my steam lights up, bro. I can't buy I
I got you bro. JC what do you want bro? Bro, just give me your favorite skin. Get him a rock. Go down and give him rock.
Scroll down to rock. I'm not wasting $12 on this guy.
Hold on. No, look at rock. It's worth it though.
Bro, just give me something to talk about. Like something sweaty.
I got you bro.
Oh shit, Terminator's back in the rock.
got you bro enjoy this man you can ride this shit all night you sent it to me
did you get it yeah you get it you get it how do I check if I see how do I check
it should automatically pop up but it might take like a game we're just gonna
your lock and maybe I'll just keep dropping them.
You have to refresh that brush.
I'm trying to do it somewhere instead of resetting your game.
Yo, yo, it was 6 minute Q though, actually?
Hold on.
Bro, when did this game get so friggin' hard?
Oh, there we go.
Alright, let's get it.
Damn, when did this game get so hired?
You guys every time I go my phone up to type plus one, bro. This isn't like 2023, bro
I started the same time that you just don't play it at all. That's the problem
I was saying the same shit about seeds you the day when I queued up, bro
I was fucking turning a corner just instead of what the fuck is in front of me?
Look at this view, boys! Look at this view!
Close the door!
Dude, there's so many fire! Where are we going?
Dennis, where are we going?
Dude.
Knocked an eye.
Well, maybe that little...
Pull a boot, pull a boot, pull a boot.
The little tunnel?
You guys should go to the tunnel, bud.
Yeah, you guys should go to the tunnel.
Alright, everybody focus.
Just lock in.
Just lock in.
Let's do a good game where we actually just calm.
Yeah?
Let's fucking do this.
Yo, Jixi.
Lock in, man.
bro it's so hard to survive
wait but you marked up boogatunnels or not
where are you going are you doing some other shit
who the fuck ordered the air one bro
bro are you that ass dude
why would somebody do that then no I need you to like live
Why would someone order you a 900 calorie smoothie, Rob?
I don't like the eyes though. I don't like this shit, man.
We're so chillin'. I need you guys to live.
Bro, you see why I'm at Booga? I've got a good draw, man.
Yeah, I just need you to live.
Yo, did you see I jerk off to all of your videos?
This is my first screen.
This is why we don't win, bro. Like, he's not lying!
Hey, bro, what the fuck are you reading?
Bro, me being lying, like, these kids are cracked, bro. I'm a-I'm a-I'm a-I'm.
Because there's actually a lot of here
Three parties we have these best drops every time
Nice
Back to red! Red! Red! Red! Red!
Here! Here! Here! Here!
Here!
Ow!
That's him!
He's friendly! He's friendly!
Don't kill him! He's friendly!
He's friendly!
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Wait, don't...
I'll be died! I'll be died! I'll be died! Die! Die!
What?
Come on, die.
Why would I die?
Oh, he's a friend of a coach! Let's take him!
Die!?
Who the... Who the...
Who the fuck?
Oh
You're
Booga, you're smart, bro. Actually that's good tech right there. That's generally that's good
I should he's gonna reboot us on the other side of the map. That's good
Jp Jp you're dead. I don't give a fuck
You're dead suck my dick Jp
What's in my dad's your dad?
Wait, there's like no one here now. We're actually good
I'm not a victory for the LJ.
Don't go there, don't go there, don't go there.
Alright, dude.
Yeah, I'm just recating the bottom lane.
Nobody here, bro. This is kind of nuts.
Yeah, it's a little weird.
Son of a-
What the fuck are you opening this?
Enemy combatant, enemy combatant, footsteps.
We go up back to know no no no say here
They got scared of the lion and the pig
Wait stop
I need shotgun shells that's what I need
wait this water gives you shields wait what this is out he's oh shit wait do
these things all right I don't know I thought you guys died really I mean dude
all right come here boys come on let's go we're gonna go the way we came from
okay this is the IGL guys he's probably right you're so smart now that's not
Okay, we got a lot of kids here
Listen, oh my god
Bro they react so fast
Yeah, I've no god no keep me away from you
They say it's JP. I need help. Oh god. I need help
It's looking bad just died quickly probably I could do this shit
Yeah, unless you take too long
I'm a fucking champion boot you got I got you
I died on purpose. I died for you. Come on facts
Yeah, yeah
Wait, Booga's actually smart this is 200. I
This is why we got one more cop!
Okay, then we just have to like unnecessarily like,
You don't want to leave!
I need to finish this.
Wait, instant reboot? That's actually 101.
Back.
I get it.
Mr. Peaky, thanks for letting me go!
I just wanna leave it on the left.
Fuckin' got it.
Wait, so a booga question. How do we make it back now?
There's a pad on the hill.
Heard you?
my make sure I'm not alive if when I wake I don't make no money that's a side 25 for my shirt
What a taxi
I want it that way
I want it that way
What a shit name
I'm here
I'll go low
Sometimes like a slap
I'm no slow
Slow-po
Want me to pump?
We're not paying you idiots to sing.
You're good, you're good.
Wait, actually, did you give him a rari?
How do you address me?
Come on, come on.
Here, pop this.
Nice furry skin and looser.
Wait, I need a book.
Should I pop the medtors?
Is this guy a fuck?
Classic wait am I dead here you can tell you're gone and then like
All right, let's go. This is a we fucking win this shit. What y'all go y'all kind of oh shit
I bet games off the market is the greatest game ever
Thank you epic for this giving us everything in the world. We love you hashtag give me a skin
Yeah, we can buy something ending to
Fortnight, thank you for being not only a part of wait
Never seen this shot. Oh, it's called up go for tonight. It's uh
It's called up for tonight, it's free
Yeah, what's the fuck y'all doing ad reads and shit like
What?
I'll pass you these days. Give you like a snack stand and like a land something like that
Yeah, I don't know about you, but I'm getting in zone how's it 34 people left? It's actually all snipers
I have no gold dude pop that big
They're saying your icon skid is pay to lose
kind of fucked up
Just probably go after I can take your bag. I can hold your bag. Oh
Hey, yo, I can't skin they gotta give you my first
They're never gonna give me an icon skin, bro. Be honest. I
Think I see your mom
God no
Does he know?
Oh, that was...
Oh my god, I need help, bro!
What the fuck?!
Oh, man, what are you doing, man?
Ron, so where are you guys?
You need all this for this.
Oh, man.
Move on, fine. Move on, fine. Come on.
Ron, you can't have this from us!
Oh, my bad!
Yo, Mod, literally get this guy's name, Drago, FV, and Masterport him.
I don't give a fuck.
He wants to break T.O.S.
I'm gonna break T.O.S.
I don't give a fuck.
And so you put a switch in his vibe, bro.
Just get rid of him.
Ron, why did you try that?
You can be a Nazi since, Ron.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Bro, Luga, you're so good.
Yo, should we get Ron or just let him watch? What do you think?
I'll reboot. Y'all gotta be careful though. There's kids on the edge. We should go to the right.
Why do you always make solo play?
Spit for them bro.
I'm a marker.
You know I can see you in a ride bro.
You guys good?
I'll just go fuck myself bro.
Who got a massive mottable?
I'm a big character.
Yeah I do, I do.
Guys I said report his Fortnite, not his Twitch.
GG's.
We gotta get into his own though, boys.
GG's.
Or y'all should come back we need to shock the zones. I'm just going out. I'm leaving though here. Come with me. We're going to think
You do see that kid you need lights
Yes
No, please come on. Go fuck. No, you're so rude to me for why I'm
You're just rude to me bro. I do is just try to be friends, bro
I got on this game early in the day to try to get you a win and all you were doing is disrespecting me, bro
I gotta live here for now
If they're all my
I don't want to be anymore. I want to be him. Oh, no, I'm cool team. Oh, I need help. I have no mobs
Yeah, you should come in here. I made by me. I mean, I mean, I mean that's any map
I'm never coming to you
Oh
All I have is a pistol
Yes, there's shockwave height from bug yeah
All right, you're showing Chad is this pistol
Here bro, you want it there your jinxie and turn your mess here. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it
Fuck yourself
Why why why why why?
Why?
He's white!
He's white!
I'll call him.
I know you have uh, shots.
No, but he's honest.
No, we need shots.
We need shots.
Bro!
What the freak!
Get out, bro!
You guys need shots!
No, shot, no, shot!
Nice!
You know what, bro?
Bro, I'm gonna say it!
I'm gonna say it!
Hey, don't say it!
Don't say it!
Don't do it!
I don't care that you broke your elbow.
Yo, don't say it in Stormwind.
You need five legs.
I'm gonna say it!
I'm gonna say it!
No, I don't but we'll go take this kid. Well, you don't need to do you've got
It's raining what why is it still raining? I did everything I was
Look at the mirror, it's two T's this teaming
Yes
I'm kept kept kept anybody mad. Yeah, don't pick up the teaming. I got a I got a fresh report
They don't don't peek them they gotta come back true good job. Okay. Your game sense is so good, bro. Everyone lock
What's it called? What's it? Oh, I got you
Ron doing
I got you, bro
Ron doing this thing
Classic, actually
Thank you, bro
I
You're not done, you're not done.
All right, fine, fine.
Signed?
No, what the?
What happened?
He died.
I think that's a really good one.
Dark Maul.
Classic.
We got to win.
Tell us what's booga, guys.
Just watch booga.
I have to on the right.
Here.
You're hot?
Yeah, we have to go.
How many kills should I get back in?
Oh, damn!
Dark Maul, right?
Oh my god, who got become the king you have sort of a master a max
Me as a stream savers look
Pretzels we need to strategize our next match pretzels. Oh my
We can't get a win a rank win. This is like this is the guy who just I'm not the guy who sniped me
This is the guy
Wait, Ron you playing finals today or no, I mean the eva cup
No, I don't have a teammate you qualify to finals or no, I see you play tournament
Yeah, I qualify to everything bro. What happened with you and vino good or bad?
He just basically said the n-word every two seconds through my games on purpose
Well, he can say he's white we're not
No, no, no, wait, what he's white mix black. I think that makes that way. He's black look like white Jack
I got cinnamon flavored scooby snacks
Yo, I'm back, guys.
What's up, kid?
Yo, welcome back, brother.
Cinnamon flavored scooby snacks.
Why the fuck are we- oh, there you are, it's gonna stay.
It feels like FNCS, no?
Bro, someone just actually ordered me food.
Ron, I got your gift.
What gift did you get me?
Oh, you can ride it, bro.
Check it out.
For all the times you dick-ride fucking booga.
Go ahead, bro.
Enjoy it.
It's a fucking chicken.
Ride that fucking cock, motherfucker.
No, no, what is it?
It's a fucking doodle-doo, bro.
For all the times you just dick-rides.
Barbells got me a gift.
Oh, Barbells, what did you get me, bro?
What's in the shop nowadays, bro? Is anything even good?
No, honestly, no. Right now? Right now I'm gonna come up, let them
be talking about shit because I know I come from the goddess of such as your brother.
Yo, we gotta hurry the fuck up and get this win because we got warm in 20 minutes.
Wait, what?
Oh shit.
Wait, who's we?
Who's we?
No, I can't play this shit with GC again.
Oh god, I can't.
The pros.
We, we fucking, it's a, it's an eval cup.
It's like 400 bucks in one issue.
Where are you playing with, no?
I just gotta figure it out.
Wait, does an eval cup in how many minutes?
20 minutes.
Opens.
Bro, we playing that?
Oh wait, y'all can't even play it actually.
Yeah, you have to be like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck.
Wait, what?
Did you just ask me if I played a twerp with you after this whole fucking time you just shit-talked me, and tell me how bad I am?
I got on this game at fucking 12.30 in my time, carried you to two fucking wins in this whole time you just disrespect me and just fucking ride boogers balls, bro.
Run! Eat a Snickers, you're not you when you're hungry.
Are you just like a fucking like machine that just puts out fucking voice lines, bro?
All right, this is it this is gotta be it boys
Fuck what strategy do we do bro same thing or no?
I mean
We need to eat food
I have a fucking monkey just six sevening on me
guys like this is just so range down to his hot job hi yeah no no great bro you
trying to get into the game like that how it's hot job I'll fuck it I fucking
fucking booga call booga call trust him
alright so i'm gonna order food to my house to make sure
wait Ron what food did they order bro?
i don't know
i'm dirty
wait this is like dropping stuff i don't see a team there buddy
you're wrong what is your ethnicity Ron what is your ethnicity bro Jason you
do this every time bro you just do this and i'm just
dead off the fucking wait oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
streamer loop oh my 90 light on that kid by the
yeah probably coming to me you know
oh I'm gonna crawl through your window
come here come here come here
oh no
90 white what the fuck
hi there
thanks you're good right
oh you're dancing that's all good bro
get get get
shut up
Oh my god, your summer break stream is epic, you little shitstain.
Fuck this shit.
You about to have a fucking heart attack.
You guys are gonna act.
You're gonna act.
You're gonna act.
You're gonna act.
Ironic.
a gold chocolate or a great boat
a great striker
gold maven
maven is probably better
oh god
i'm gonna try to reboot
i have a new strat
i'm gonna reboot him
i'm gonna lure 24-7
i have a new strat
oh wait i can't
cuz they're all streams and i bang
so working doesn't even work
someone have me redo it
This is us!
Come here, Ron, where are you?
Are you guys-
You guys are gonna be the worst game ever to stream!
I'm not gonna be kidding!
Where, Fax? Where? Where? Where?
On me, brother! On me!
Yeah, right here.
You're good, you're good.
Chasing you.
I'm going right to Booga, bro.
You guys good?
Yes, any help?
One's running away.
I'm not coming to the building.
This is probably way back.
I know you're better.
Booga, do you have a gun maybe or no?
It's okay. It's okay
I'm just gonna learn I'm just gonna learn I'm just gonna learn it's all gonna do right. Yes. Good. No, no one's even at the
I was on your so handsome today. Thank you, bro
I never ask you never run. What is your actual at this?
Do I know my I never asked you that never
Oh, you just hope-
Bro, I'm giving you.
Just kill the bruh.
You need a big buck, Boop?
We need help, we need help, Bunk.
No, I don't need you, dude.
Do you have a shot, sir?
No, bro, and this is like-
I-I-I'm gonna fucking say it, bro!
I'm not actually saying it!
Okay, you just say it, okay?
What?
John, hold it.
Bro, help me!
Don't stay, just lie to us with that, use it.
Like, I'm gonna fucking say it!
I have three John Purples!
Streams I made me!
I don't think I know.
Anyway.
Thanks.
Please don't kill me, please don't kill me.
Please don't kill me, please
Got trios, bro. Oh god. No. Yo, y'all gotta do those bro. Oh
God, no. Oh god. No. Oh, fuck. No, and then oh fuck. No
Run we got more wins and duels bro. Come on. Yeah, booga, bro. We out bro. Fuck this shit. Oh god. No
Oh god. No, please booga. I'll pay you bro. Please bro
Oh
Guys we didn't make them leave they're playing a tournament stop making everything annoying. Oh
Yeah, they're annoying right you've been dick-riding booga screaming asking to give them fucking head route like what are you asking?
No, God no do not invite Asian Jeff. I am not in the mood to hear fucking box
200 every five seconds
Please
Hey, it was nice like talking to you, bro, and you too fact city, bro. Nice to meet him. Yeah, man
Yeah, I think I'm at Booga, bro. I'm at Booga, bro
Yeah, now we haven't good to meet you Booga, bro. Hope you've been good, bro
Yeah, Booga, bro. See you soon, bro. Facts it. Yes for you, man. Yeah, you gotta
Gotta work on yourself, man, please. I'll see you, bro. Vegas. All right. Yo
Okay
Now well run wait Asian Jeff what rank are you bro?
Cuz the only problem was champion lobbies, bro. That's it. Oh god, Ron. Cry cry cry so hard. Listen up, kid
We're not ranking up. I've been silver one for the last fucking hour
Asian Jeff if you're under if you're platinum or lower will play but if you're like some high-ass right fuck that noise
Oh god man. Let me hit her on coming for you. Yo Asian Jeff. Streams time to grab one pump you.
Does anyone else just feel bad for me in chat man? Like this is just like I'm not kidding this might
be like worse than getting like a strap on by your girl just having sex with you fully pounding
you over and over and over. Boba has stuck on to you. Watch your fucking mouth. That's not what I say.
Boba strap on it banged you before are you dead ass?
Yeah, don't make me leak
I'm not even gonna do bro. Okay. Listen, bro. Asian Jeff. Are you platinum or lower?
Hey Jinxie, you really are the dumbest person I've ever witnessed in every game. Thanks, bro
You haven't chatted in two weeks appreciate that. Oh
Oh, Asian Jeph's diamond. Oh, wait, I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one. I got one.
Bro, cool.
I got one.
Yo.
Oh, he's bronze, bro. Or I think on rank.
Yo.
I got one. I got one.
Yo, dude.
What do you want me to play with?
Yo.
I'm getting go, bro. I'm getting go.
Like what do you want me to say?
He's lower right than you. How was this hasn't
Guys I want my guys. Please strike guys strike me down. I'm dead ass serious someone you guys know my IP
You guys know my address just kill me thorns are unlocked y'all. I'll tell you the code of the gate
Let me know right now that's here. It's just take me out gate. You're actually that friggin rich, bro
You have four gates to your fucking house with a fucking outside pool at the sides of my fucking hold downstairs living room
And you have four guest house for your cousin your brother and your dad and your mom bro watch your fucking mouth
You have a whole resort in your backyard with fucking animals and fucking hay bales and everything bro
My bro with the hundred gifted that we more go to the chat bro. I have a mom girl give him a hundred bro. That's love
That's love bro. Give the billionaire give the billionaire. Oh, yeah, I might as well go fuck myself
My girl is there um, which are my colleagues, bro? I is the rumors true bro about tomorrow is the rumors true, bro
Is the rumors true? Oh?
Mom girl. Thanks for the five gifted Wow
Thanks, bro. Wait he gifted you five. I skip to me 100. Thank you mom bro. Yeah, man. Oh hi guys
Yo, so are we so are we playing trios, but we'll see in plat, huh?
Damn hi guys, can you build good or no hi guys emote in respond? Can you build good? Yes or no?
I'm gonna freak out man
Bro you're just being cry cry cry so for Ron. Oh my god. That's the one gifted
And then I have high-fives Millie rocking and
And flossing on me. Yeah, okay, let's get Asian Jeff, bro. Let's get Asian Jeff. Hi guys. Yo, hi guys, you're unranked
Let's get Asian Jeff, bro. Jeff join up in here, dude. Let me get let me get in there
Oh God join up in here, dude. Yo, monger if you get 200 cells draw by your skin
Well, we don't know if he has a skin yet Asian Jeff. I added you to the call and have us
Yo, Ron, join this. Oh, you're already in here. Thank you, Robert. Ron, no, seriously,
what is your ethnicity, bro? Italian, white, Indian, Jewish, Italian, and everything. Are
you Polish? Why would I be Polish? Bro, Jeff, I called you, Jeff. Where are you at?
Wow! What the 200 get did?
Oh my days!
Bro, high fives. Listen, bro.
We're locking in.
This is a high cut.
Like, this is a sweaty one.
Guys, I'm not from Tel Aviv, bro!
I can't, man.
Yo, Jeff.
Jeff.
Yo, what's up guys?
Oh, fuck no.
I'm gonna die!
I'm gonna die!
Jeff, bro, who's better in your round, bro?
Hey!
Who's better in your round?
Me, me, me, me, me, of course me, come on now.
What kind of question is that?
You know what I'm saying?
No, cut the crap, bro, cut the crap.
Yo, what's up, man?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Someone's robbing my house.
Wait, is somebody actually robbing the problem, Highbice?
I'm gone.
Oh, no.
Let's see if Ron's getting robbed or he lied or if there's gonna go no, he's getting full box right now. How much you
If Ron doesn't return with food rounds chat if he doesn't return with food
I'll give a thousand subs to rounds chat
Ron's chat if Ron doesn't return with food. I'll give the thousand subs around chat lock in take me
If he doesn't return with food.
Bro, what the fuck is this?
Someone just robbed my house by giving me air rod.
It's got such a lard, bro.
It's got such a lard.
Oh, food. Wow.
What, bro? I thought someone was robbing me, bro.
Yo, Ron, do you have Jeff added?
Ron, invite Jeff!
Wait, why are they saying I stole what happened?
I basically told my chat if you don't return with food, that I'll gift them a thousand
subs, but I know you left the back of my hand, so I knew you'd have to.
Hey, bro, that's bad, bro.
That's bad, dude.
Yo, Jeff, get in here, bro.
Why are you muted, Jeff?
Get in, bro.
Can you give me a thousand subs because you like me?
Yo!
Ron, what do you do?
Is all you do is get in.
Fuckin ass up man
Yo, it's the same thing, bro. Yo, how do we get yo, what's your guys?
Hey, what's your guys username?
My dad Jeff. How about that me have us a gots what right here? Holy shit. Oh, what's your holy shit?
Jeffrey Chong 15 or Jeffery Chong 67. Oh God
Jeffrey space Chong 67
Yo, I'm I'm not hearing that all night. Yeah, did you have me? Did you have me?
What what is your name?
Sunday Sunday
Yo, get that fucking chicken out of our lobby, bro. I'm not fucking playing
I
See you could stroke in game
Yeah, this guy. Oh, hi guys, bro. I mean, I'm an L right now. I'm actually in hell
I need the Lord. Hi, guys. It's your BBC. I can stroke it in game
Hi, guys, you're five four hailing from Erie, Pennsylvania, bro
We're from Erie, Pennsylvania
You're really
This guy's sweeter than Muffins.
Jeff, get in here, bro, please.
Hi, guys, invite me.
Come on.
Come on, dudes, man.
Check your invites, bro.
Oh, my god, bro.
I'm from Cherry, Holy Jersey.
You know how I get, Jeff?
Yeah, the sweetest part of fucking New Jersey, bro.
How's it going, guys?
Yo, guys, Ron City, the average income is $160,000, bro.
What did you guys do for fun?
Would you like to spread out castles and throw parties?
We're in diamonds?
Wait, how much worse is that than champ? How much worse?
We're never getting there
Turn off that chicken, bro. I swear to God. He's just annoying
He's annoying as hell. I've ice please get rid of him
bro, too
Yo shut that chicken up, bro. Oh my god. Yo, hi guys. I'm not playing get that fucking
I'm not trolling you, dude. I'm not shut him up. He's actually pissing me off
I
Adventure first time I played on the switch to and I'm higher-ranking
We are full night. Yo, bro. Hi, guys. It's your 30th birthday in two weeks, bro
Man, you got this beat you got this beat. Yo, yo
Yeah, why did you just do a fake laugh Jeff?
Haha!
How'd you guys think most of what you did?
This squad is horrible.
Yeah, does that do it every day or what?
Oh.
Yo, I actually don't know how much longer I can do this.
Like I'm going shark fishing at nine. I can only play for two more hours
I'm going shark fishing at nine
Yeah, bro, who you gonna raid?
Somebody said went from booga to high-fives that's a crazy upgrade by the way
Larping fishing bro. I'm not larping fishing
Yeah, you know what the crazy part is bro. I got game. I'm gonna punch that chicken in its head
I'm not even kidding. He's just going to be making noises all time. Get him out of your oh my god get him out of your kit, please
Yeah, what are the odds we actually get a game night tonight?
Guys, we don't kill the shark. It's catching release in Florida. You just catching release. That's not true
I literally went in your other room in your house
You had a shark head on the wall bro next to a fucking dog head a bear head and a beer head
Yeah, bro. I had a dog head in my house
You literally said you said there was a dog in your front yard and you've just eliminated it. Wait till Maya figures out about this
Bro, what are we getting a high-rise icon scan, bro?
She's on bronze one zero points in oh
So you're the most frank in the game
literally yeah
You got this beat
what's go come on guys my nan is 74 and she's gold two on a samsung that's not
even possible bro it's not even fucking possible oh Darth Vader with sneakers
and then Darth Maul with Jordans yo what is this game
I got a monkey I got a monkey six sevening on me there you go there is
is a Darth Maul with fucking Jordans on like bro what is this dog chicken
All right boys I'm not gonna I'm not gonna we're gonna lie well that's it landing that's it landing
Locked it landing okay guys all right back everybody into this building right here we're gonna all go inside together okay
No, I'm sure Jeff
This will probably work really well
Yeah, Jeff, if you're diamond, how much further is that from champ? How much further I don't
even know.
Alright.
You can see why didn't you ask about my rank?
I saw it in my face.
It's bronze.
Oh, there's about 480 people here.
Yeah, Jeff, let's switch spots, switch spots.
Yeah, yeah, turn around, turn around, turn around, turn around, then right here, later
here.
one gun one Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff was one gun there
uh nice nice nice I gotta go I gotta go
get the gun get the gun chicken bonon no this is chicken bonon no chicken bonon no
just run just run I'm not gonna just run bro all right don't be a woman
oh he's gliding into me that's realistic that's realistic
Oh man, this game really makes you want to kill myself.
In game, in game.
No, in real life, this game will swim and run and drive into a fucking trap thing.
I want to jump into a truck, head first.
I want to dive head first into a truck.
Yeah, Ron, yeah, Ron, come here, come here, Ron.
Come here, Ron.
Jeff, for anything that matters, like 45 seconds till they get here.
We got this, Eddie.
Come, come, come, Daddy.
Daddy, come.
I need you to start fishing okay you want me to fucking get go get the
fishing rods I want you to start fishing so you're gonna fish with sixty
Oh
Shit game is just like you would
What max bro, what fucking math?
Right do the thing I'll scream 200
Nice Jeffrey, these mics cut now
I got him. I got him guys
Ron, call me daddy, bro.
Bro, just pick him up, bro.
Pick up Bolo.
Pick up Bolo.
Pick up Bolo.
Dude, this gun does not shoot, eh?
Twitter?
Jeff, you're the good one.
Twitter!
Wait!
I know I'm good, brother.
Okay!
Jeff, just keep screaming it.
We got him.
Lock in.
Moao, Moao!
Come here!
Oh, is he fucking...
What?!
You know I'm the best boss winner right?
Hi, let's do it.
See you later.
This is the most fly I've ever had in my life.
Yeah, cause you're all sunshine and rainbows out of your mouth, bro.
You guys looking?
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm here.
Bro, Jeff, I don't see you.
I'm here, bro.
You got the key please.
Yo.
Are they-
Chewing?
Like, what the heck is that?
Yo, Hibis.
Hibis, what do you generally do, like-
What are you bringing to the table, Hibis?
Not bad.
13.
I don't know about-
Uh, Hibis was dead as a doornail, dude.
I was dead, too.
Yeah, I got jumped.
Oh, I wonder.
Jeffrey gave me the call.
Land here.
There's one gun, and then Darth Vader lands on it, and instantly shoots me out of the air.
Yo, how many fucking people purchased this God-pursaikin' Darth Vader scan, bro?
When did this shit even come out?
I know it's hard to remember the people we used to be
and see the even harder addiction
that you're not here next to me
saying it's too late to make it
but it's too late to try
and in my time wasted, you wasted all of it
but it's gonna get done, but I think you'll stay my life
you turned off the lights now
I'm every last still, stuck in that time, that's when we caught it off, but
he's still the sun, says every last time.
I'm at a bed.
Trying to come up.
Wait, pause, pause, pause.
Jack, how'd you get the Olivia Rodrigo skin?
Wait, what?
She gave me her number, she gave me her number.
No, how'd you buy it bro?
What the fuck?
How did you get it?
Jeff, no, no, Jeff, no, no, no, no, Jeff, how'd you get it?
He actually wants your number too.
Do you see?
Jeff, how'd you get it bro?
Jeff, how'd you get it?
No, he gave me the number bro.
I was just being aware.
Yo, Jeff, how'd you get it?
Yo, can you hear me?
Yo, hello, my mother?
Yo, hello?
Bro, how the fuck did you get it?
I told you, she gave me her number.
Oh, you're an epic cardiner?
I'm an epic cardiner, bro.
Yo, so, guys, what the fuck do we do?
Guys, I got good news!
I'm gonna fucking kill myself!
You just keep cutting me off, high-fives!
Go fuck yourself in that fucking dumbass chicken!
Like, I can't, bro!
Well, I got good news, Ron.
What?!
Yes, it was 13th place, that's bad news.
Put that chicken into that tree back there fucking pun him. Good news. Nice
Chicken high-fives we're dying
Yo, I'm not with the fucking chicken, bro. We don't fucking care
Damn man that fucking chicken's pissing me off. Let's see what he has to say about that
Go fuck yourself. I was
You got this bait
Bro, I'm still silver one. I'm in the exact same place. I was one hour ago
No two hours ago, I'm in the exact same place. I was two hours ago
From not even kidding chat what I have a better chance solo like in
You've a better chance fucking buyer buying a lottery ticket than winning a solo game right now. Yeah for real for real
Yo, yeah, hey bud, cuz this is a diamond lobby, bro. In silver, I run shit.
High-fives kick that chicken in the throat!
Yeah, that's just not shutting up, man.
He's got a lot to talk about. He's talking about strategy right now.
So do y'all want to land where he's sitting?
Don't mess with me.
Bro, I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna fuck that chicken. I'm not kidding.
What?
I don't care bro. I actually don't care.
Oh, come on now.
Netherland's scored. Guys, they're playing Tunisia, bro.
Ron, you want a chicken? I'll give the two.
I don't want no. God, no. God, no. Keep that fucking chicken away from me, bro.
Bro, Jets, do the...
Olivia Robsick will have a dancer? Is it just that?
She has a dance, yes.
Do it.
You want to see it?
Yeah.
Redo it.
Jeff
Yes, yeah, oh
Shit wait
Yeah, Ron, what's your problem, bro?
You uh, you saw me in real life and you were acting like that, bro
Wait, what Jeff? Did you press run in real life? Oh, yeah
Got knocked down bro. Yeah, bro. I have my shooter come at you. I'm gonna see you in the ring next time, right?
Whatever that means you want to you want to get in the ring with me?
That's a fair rather brother take my balls through high-priced chickens throat
No, then fucking get in the ring. That's a fair fight. Both of you are like, what five two
Yeah, I've ice you're literally from Erie, Pennsylvania. You're five foot three also. So like what about it?
He's like five more
You know Jinx yeah, I'm really like Jinx's height. I'm falling in Jinx's probably
Jinx he had actual yellow stains in his bed
You yeah, it was a yellow dots everywhere bro. Can someone confirm if semen makes a yellow stain over time?
Guys, I'm not even kidding. It's five minutes per game. Yeah, I know
Why are you snoop talk as a boss?
But you know what? I wouldn't want to spend five minutes with anyone else.
So it's a baby. It was done in a station.
Guys can we just be grateful that we just have like a roof over our head and stuff, you know what I mean?
Exactly. Exactly.
I'm looking at you right Jeff. I'm looking just grateful that we even have a chat to talk to.
I'm grateful that we have water. I'm grateful we have just Fortnite bro.
cuz like imagine bro some people in the world don't have for tonight you know
this you got that I just don't have for tonight bro sd kid from Waldo
YouTube on yeah brother think about for night is my YouTube on gets like 30
different copyright strikes in an hour that's a classic wait so what do we
actually do about these five-minute queues we just keep doing this or like
I think I'm just gonna solo queue silver bro. I'm not even kidding. What the fuck is that in silver?
We got we were going dudes. We got in every like five seconds
Yeah, low-key boys might even do on to them. Well, you guys do well, bro. Yeah
Jeffrey you got it
Yeah
He wants to say
Yeah, I'm actually getting confirmation that slides does take the longest
I could play solo scots
Yo, you guys got it, but you guys got it
Jaxie, can you do something for it? What would be a rod where you got your star go to your locker?
Yeah, you should be looking at your skin go down to the Paul go down to the Paul
The fuck are you talking about bro?
Yeah, why the fuck do I have Bob and my fucking you should be a character right now? You see character?
Yeah, okay go down to the sidekicks
Yep, mm-hmm why do I have Bob in my fucking image worry bro
You name them
Yeah, how the fuck do I have Bob right next to me
game. Yeah, we can't even get
games, y'all. We can't get a
six minute queue. I might as well
just keep doing this to get my
hours up, bro. Yeah, we can't
even get games out. We got to
do as y'all. Yeah. Yeah, you
guys, you guys, I think you
had six and seven Jeff
seven request. All right. I'm
going to add you. Okay. All
right. All right. All right.
I don't bro. I don't know
Yeah, how about girl run doers then?
Um, what do you say? Can't you turn it off?
Yeah, I'm gonna turn it off and then you're gonna have it. Okay, three two one go
All right, Jeff, I'm gonna catch you bro
All right, bro, I'm gonna catch you bro. I'm gonna catch you bro. I'm gonna catch you. I'm gonna let you guys go
Hey guys, I gotta go to the gym. I gotta dip.
Yo, hi guys. Give me a favor, change Jynx's diaper, bro.
Alright guys, I'm gonna catch you guys, alright?
Alright, I'll catch you, bro. Peace out, guys.
Alright, I'm gonna see you later, yeah?
You're leaving too? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, because I just want to know one thing, bro. Why the fuck did you dick ride
all that time and hate on me the whole time.
But when we fucking played in the beginning, you were just nothing but positive.
So explain. Explain yourself, bro.
Because now I understand how Lois feels.
Alright, leave Lois out of this, bro. Please, bro.
No, because now I'm sad.
Chad, should I have someone rob the house again?
I'm hungry.
Bro, we're close to gold, I can feel it.
Jinxi, what rank are you?
Silver what? Silver one.
Silver one. Hey, Chet, how many tiers of Silver is there before gold?
Yeah, I agree with that.
Chet, what game has the highest skill gap? League of Legends or Fortnite?
Bonapole.
What kind of...brows.
Fortnite is the hardest game to go pro in.
bro's never played league bro's never played league me don't just say you've
never played league bro please okay have try to have a legend bro if you get
silver in a month I'll give you $20,000 how about we do that bro how about we do
that bro say on God on God you will not get sober in 30 days no way and you're
You're gonna have to one get a riot account.
They're gonna give you an iron account.
You're not gonna know the controls
for the first fucking week.
You're not gonna know the abilities
for the first fucking two weeks.
You're not gonna understand any of the macro,
any of the micro.
It'll literally take you,
I do, it took me a month to get out of iron
with a challenger screaming in my ear every second.
It gets so bad.
Yeah, but that's all because you're disabled.
Yeah, but you're disabled.
That's the problem.
You're just like, I don't know,
you're just a little slow,
but it's cute though.
It's like we like you, but like bro you're not gonna bet against someone who's an actual gamer like I can get to fucking
Silver how many rings that three ranks Sir Ron out of bronze
Let's rewind a little bit. You're an actual gamer who's a never won bro be bro. You're fucking oh and for you're like the fire
That's gaming
That's fine. Ron you were good in fortnight. Yes, I'll give you that for night is your game
You're solid at Valorant. You're solid at CS. You're pretty good
Outside of that. What do you got bro? What show us what you've got? Sorry
Let's see here. I'm good at Fortnite. What do you got good at good at CS good at Valorant?
I'm good at Mecha Chameleon. I'm good at Minecraft. Oh, you are okay. You know what? You're a gamer
You know what you're a gamer. I forgot about my crap. I'm good at fucking jerk mate ranked. I'm good at rust
I'm gonna daisy. I'm gonna fucking Elden ring. I'm gonna call it duty. I'm good at fucking eating
I'm good at fucking like that bro. Oh moggle. I get oh moggle mog you like not worried about this shit, bro
But as you just say you're good at oh moggle. Are you kidding me, bro?
Yeah, I am there's no skill in that game though. It's just really no skill
Says you bro. You're just you're just mad that you get mahogra, bro, and I saw the clip that guy did mug you
I'm not gonna say who it was, but you know what I'm talking about
Yeah
Why Spongebob mad look at him mad Spongebob mad fuck away from him bro
No way current shit he can move his body like this
Yeah, yeah, that's so original. It's fine. Okay, I'm free in original. Okay, no troll.
What are you doing, bro? What do you want to go talk to me? Any spot you want? All right,
here's what I think. We are going to go to battle. It's battle. You know, you should do
You doing with me for a stream?
What?
I tried beating, actually I don't know if it's a good idea.
I tried beating Mario Kart on the Switch 2
and it took me 30 hours, bro.
We should do a marathon where we try to win
a more, one singular Mario Kart game.
Just one.
What do you mean, but like I don't understand, like online?
Yep, nope.
Took me 30 hours, bro.
Guys, here's the thing though,
You've been Fortnite's part of the league? You've just never played league. I'm gonna be honest.
Oh, not everyone has like a 4IQ.
Alright.
Does he know? Like does he know? Bro, league's the hardest game in the world.
League has more skill expression than any game ever made.
Dude.
I'm getting fucking...
It's just so boring, bro.
It's actually just boring when you have like, imagine a dead dying fucking game, and then
you have people on it that just wanna, you know, play, have fun, and then you put in
a fucking cursed JD skin.
Like God fucking damn, bro!
What did courage get us to say?
What the hell did he get us to say?
Like God fucking damn, bro!
No, Chad, like, here's the thing, bro.
If you, the only people in the league, and you could say slash Dota, aren't the hardest
teams in the world.
How hard would it be for me to get Diamond on Siege?
Standing Diamond on Siege, yo, Chad.
Hitting Diamond on Siege is easier than hitting Gold on League.
I'm not even kidding.
If I did a stream, because that's not what I was trying to get, Silver.
How hard would it be to get in one stream?
Get Silver in one stream?
Yep.
No Diamond.
Get Diamond in one stream.
You're better than Senna, but I don't know cuz it's weird with all the RP. I don't know
She's still not sober. It's been fucking four hours Jeff with the raid. W Jeff W Jeff
W Jeff W Jeff
Yeah, it's Tim wrong for perspective it's Timmy has been playing siege for how many days chat
It's Timmy has been playing siege for how many days he's been streaming it
So what here's the thing wrong in rank 2.0 siege was easy in rank 3.0
It's like impossible to rank up literally you can't rank up like you can but you have to like you know study buddy and win
You know study button. Why don't you try to get me to diamond bro? I want to get diamond. I
Want to fucking be a gamer, Ben?
You'll never get diamond in seats. You don't play enough. You're not good enough
You have no map knowledge or positioning or awareness. You'll never get down here
I mean wanting to learn a game and then you just have someone who bullies
This is exactly why no one
Right, he's games no more. You know, you're so good. You're actually you're actually only like I'm
Noticing I'm actually I'm actually noticing something bro. Like you're actually a bully like I'm on this game
I don't have to be on this game
I'm doing this because I like you bro like I'm trying to get you up right now
Trying to get you to play FNCS and you're just bullying me bro. Like why are you bullying me, Rob?
You asked me a question. I told you like you're not gonna get behind
You don't play enough if you play more maybe you're good like you're a great siege player for level 30
I'm just wouldn't we do live to you kid?
Love you to death kid. I'm not gonna lie bro run you don't play siege enough to be diamond
You have to have like hours to be done in like hundreds of hours. He said that's a dirty alcoholic, bro
Yo, can we get a lobby going for a mecha chameleon bro that game was actually fun
I gotta get golden for my girl, please let's win
You're wrong. We got to go to your name all is in our fucking game
He's dark mall here. Oh
It's dark night keys
But yeah, do you see this ship it's Darth Vader with night keys
Is that Kai?
AC wants to have one million in the game?
Where?
Kai, you see?
Where do we go, chat?
Bro, don't say where it is early.
Just randomly go and then I'm going to follow you
and then randomly change it again at the last second
to make it follow.
I bet.
That's a barely underestimated arm just coming in.
So, where does it burn?
It goes like an hour, bro.
You got this, speed!
Na na na na na!
I want money I don't want you I want your money
There you go see
My god to God yes, oh my god
Just a nice chase
I'm healing healing healing healing healing. Where are you? I'm actually gonna lock in now
I got Omar Imsten on me
I
Just hit him fucking 50
I'm sorry FNCS champion that I only got into 45 health. I'm sorry bro
My bad. What do you want me to do? I killed fucking three people
Pro Ron this is so hard. Oh my god. Yeah, bro
I don't know what you want me to do bro. I'm just not maybe I'm just not good enough, bro
Like maybe I'm just not it. Maybe I'm not him. Oh, I did right to get it nice
You guys all in favor to get on a different video game?
Maybe save me?
You're gold?
Oh my god, I'm supposed to be in gold, not you.
This is impossible with snipers, bro.
This is not fucking possible.
I mean, I don't have enough ammo for all of these kids.
I killed four, I ran out of all my fucking ammo.
Jinxy, you're pathetic, thanks, bro.
Bro, Jinxy, how about we just do a game where me and you
go outside of our houses, we IRL stream,
and we just stare at the grass and watch it grow,
because it's going to be more fun than just
chewing the game over and over and over and over and over
and over and over and over and over and over and over.
Chad, you guys saying mecha, do you
realize how hard it is to get a mecha lobby, bro?
We need to get fuckin' like six more people, minimum.
So why don't we ask our chat, bro?
Like, you don't wanna invite them
cause they're not popular?
I'm seeing it, chat.
I'm gonna grab a mic's hard in a second.
Yeah, I don't know if playing Mecha Chameleon
with my chat is fun.
They're just gonna stream tonight me,
talk about Darth Maul the whole time, call me fast.
I got on that sounds like literally the worst idea ever maybe mecca with like my mods like I don't
What do you want me to do bro? I have to
Mecca chameleon me you and high-fives bro me you high-fives. I'll see I'll be a lot of fun
Check your lock here you're gonna I'm back to add some of the call bro. I got you. You know who epic is or no
I
Want me to add epic to the call yo, can we just get gold brown, please just get gold. I want to get gold man
Joe guys, I don't think Joe's on man
You guys always just say Joe's name and he's just like never on let's see
No guys just say every say every streamer's name just guys just say every single streamer
Well, I'll just go to twitch and we'll see if we can get a macalabi realistically
All right
They're saying ad for Kai at Kai's and that at Duke Dennis at Marlin and cheezer
Yugi would probably play oh he's IRL
Everyone is just an IRL streamer now bro like where's all the gamers at I hate these IRL streamers
John pork calling look at him. He's doing the calling you know. Yeah, John pork
No, bro, who's ready to play for tonight one more time? Hi, Jinzy. We're doing the same strap
Yo listen whoever guards us and helps us you're getting VIP on Jinzy's life
Just watch the thing and don't let anyone come down. Which I gotta shave like my stash
No, I gotta shave it
Sluck in three two one
We're on chat holds holds nice huge beard hold fuck yourself bro. Wait hold this
I got them when they drop down, literally fucking all of them.
I
Please
You take out bad news I didn't make it to the tunnel
I
Chew for two minutes and there's 40 fucking chudge on me. I put it on a delay man. Okay. I'm not doing this anymore
30 seconds 30 seconds
Yeah, it doesn't matter if my aim is good or bad. There's 40 people none of it matters probably 40 people
This isn't fun or funny I'm putting out a delay. I'll bring out a delay period
I'm not doing this. Yeah, Q for three minutes fucking get jumped by 40 people fuck this shit
Why are the good news is that John pork doing this emote the whole time? I think I go in this free
Thanks for believing in your teammate
So that makes no sense.
Delay, Delay, please!
Oh, nice.
Oh, yeah, baby, we've been 10 gifted seven double you
Try and lease by an earth for on
I mean goodbye bro, I'm dead Goodbye America, this is the end of stable fucking
You're an auto.
Is that a clip skin?
Oh my god.
You see how they just keep coming chat?
This isn't how Fortnite is supposed to be.
Someone feed me a kill!
Someone feed me a kill!
No!
Please!
Like they're just waves of zombies until you inevitably die shit is ass. Hold on. I'm sitting Chris cross applesauce. I know I'm lost
Can someone like do something please come to me like this kid's just you see this this kid is just above me
Yeah, I received a delay man. I don't know what I was thinking
Because we have a delay it's like they actually can't
I can't help you I don't know do
He did it. He did it.
He fed you a kill.
Get that match now, Rob.
Yep.
Hey, yo, my reboot, my reboot!
I can get you. I'm going, I'm going. Don't worry.
Oh, nice.
No one's not living in here bro, you're winning this game, oh god, you're winning this game.
who's gone bro how's my like a little shot bro the wall shot
this game is so dull they are sniping main character syndrome they're not
sniping are you fucking stupid like everything happens with sneakers and
then there's a jump doing this I can't keep playing this game if you're just
I'm just gonna fucking scream while I play for the rest of the time!
Please!
Instead of just raging, TRY!
Out of delay, I'm trying to try it right now.
I'm not good enough to kill 40 people.
Out of fucking delay, alright?
Please, 80 seconds, at least.
Can you do that?
Please.
Bro, go full cam and just hide while we're landing.
Sit right back.
We're gonna- NOOOO!
Out of delay!
a delay or I'm gonna jump into a truck.
I gotta shave this off.
Yeah bro, I added a delay.
I added it.
You did?
You did?
No.
Yeah, it's my whole chat screaming F.
Hey, check.
Make sure you added a delay.
You're lying about adding a delay.
I'm not lying.
You're lying by adding a delay.
Bro, I just, yeah, F, F.
Mr. Clean, Matt is hell, that guy's in your chat.
Yo.
Ready up and hide your screen, I promise you, Jinxy.
Like, we can win, I actually just need you to try.
We haven't gotten a kill in Duos since the start of today.
Yo, Ron, I'm out of controlling.
I'm not playing without a delay.
Like, I'm not.
Okay, okay, fucking idiot, let's do it.
I'm ending my stream, let's add a delay.
Watch how this doesn't do fucking shit.
I've been playing this game for fucking years, you idiot.
It's not gonna do fucking shit.
you
you
Let's hope, let's get us hope that you guys don't get in our game, bro.
So Ron, you wowed Jinxie, 30 seconds went by finding a server which means anyone who
The stream snipe dust is IN THE GAME!
Ron, it's not about them getting into the lobby, bro.
It's not about that, bro.
Oh yeah, probably we're on the battle bus for 30 seconds.
Lookin' for a spot!
Ron, it's not about them getting into the fucking lobby.
Listen, bud, it's about the fact
that they won't be able to follow us around
like a bunch of fucking ants
and will actually be able to get situated
before they come up.
Trust me, like, also, why do you have 18 seconds? We need 30, man!
You need 30. I need 0.
Alright, everyone smile, let's do this shit.
Alright man, let's go man, I'm having fun.
Don't say your drop spot just randomly do this my whole chest is saying Ron you're delayed. I can't I'm getting race baited
Jinxie you're cruising for a bruising what if that even mean bro, please don't lock in for one game
I want to see how good we could do when you walk in
Yo, I'm trying to lock in we don't have shut up. I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you bro. Shut up
You shut up
We don't have a long enough delay bud. Oh, yeah, let's add a 15 minute delay. No, just 30 seconds, bro
Please God 30 seconds
Don't say just go
Yeah, also don't be afraid to just change the spot every time we change the patient
Cancel shark fishing bro. It's not happening tonight
How many wins we need for gold? Like three? Oh Jinxy, wow, it's not like they're looking
behind the bus now. Bro, they're looking for our skins now, bro. This is just sickening.
They're looking at our skins to jump out of the bus, bro. I'm actually sick to my stomach.
No shotgun, no shield, no shotgun, no shield, no chest, no nothing.
I taste blood out of my throat.
I think I'm literally coughing up blood now because I'm screaming so much.
No shotgun, no shield, bro.
They're here.
Yeah, of course they're here.
And you're in it for some reason, Jinxy, with your small Kiwi-ass brain.
You thought, wow, I'm gonna loot the same building as Ron, bro.
No gun.
Bro, Jinxy, I got no shotgun.
I'm just ratting, chuchuchu.
I'm a dead man walking right now.
Can you try to get to me, baby?
Oh, I'm just...
I'm dead as fuck.
I'm just dead, bro.
Jesus, this game is fucking garbage.
I wanna kill myself, by the way.
I'm not even kidding.
Like, I fully wanna commit suicide right now.
I'm just letting you know that I'm...
Let me watch this, let me watch this, let me watch this.
Do that and I want little cocksucker
This floor
I just like I'm gonna start doing ASMR. I'm dead serious like this is all I have left for me
I'm dead serious
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, bro, like, I need to...
No, it's a good thing, bro, I had no shotgun, no...
I'm gonna... I need a one-minute delay, bro.
And look, if you don't want to play, that's fine, but I need to get going, bro.
I might just play solo one minute delay, I'm not even kidding.
I want to shoot myself in-game.
Can you see? You're not...
The problem is right now, you have a small fucking tiny brain.
You're not listening.
A delay doesn't do anything on Fortnite.
I don't know what you're not hearing bro. I literally played a tournament with a fucking three minute delay and people still found me
They're looking for our skins, bro. It doesn't matter
They're looking at the back of the battle bus when we jump out and they're looking for a skin to jump on
agreed it
Disagree, bro. I agree to disagree if we have a one minute delay then we change our skin
They don't even know what skin we're on there
No, we are if we have a one minute delay that people are saying reach me or just trying to explain if we have a one minute delay
They literally can't touch us and then we and then we switch our skins and then we actually have fun
Because that's to get to an end game and win. This is boring as shit. Just we're just an accused simulator. This is ass
Look bro, I'm gonna have a one-minute delay if you don't want to play that's fine
I'll play solo I get it by myself, bro, but I need a one-minute delay. I'm not even joking
So it's up to you, bro
We could do duo one minute delay or I'll do solo bro, but I'm not doing this
I'm not going to get sniped by 30 kids all night.
I'm going to kill myself if I do that.
It's up to you, bro.
Completely your call.
But I'm going one minute delay solo,
or I want to play with you one minute delay duos.
I don't want to be it anymore, bro.
I just want to be him.
If we have a one minute delay and we change our skims
every game, then we're going to be in the game.
you
you
I have a 60 second delay I'm just gonna keep changing it I'm just gonna keep no it's gonna
work it's gonna work trust me telling you what just keep changing your skin bro just
keep changing again yep L part timer yep if we get sniped on a six second delay while
changing skin, I swear I'll admit I'm wrong and
They're not under you're not understanding one thing the one thing that you're not understanding talk to me is
They're gonna get in our game
So if they get in our game, they're gonna find our skin and then they're just gonna target up
They're gonna shoot us from your right. You're right
But the thing is what I'm run their plot players. You're the best player in the lobby, right second, right?
second thing is no matter what even if they know our skins we're always gonna
be we've got to keep moving we're just gonna be one minute ahead of it we have
a huge delay my screen still blew on my stream I'm kidding it's too it's my
starts in four seconds my stars in four seconds to okay run just trust me bro
hear me out alright if we get snipe this game if we don't get a top 10 this
if we don't get a top five this game I'll be shot bro one minute to label go
Right to gold in literally two hours right to go
But we came into a lobby it's four minutes. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm
Door-dashing a dildo. I'm literally putting it on my seat and it's gonna stay inside of me until we win
I'm not I'm not I'm a man of my word
I'm not headed my stream till I get going bro
And if I have to do a one-minute delay and you guys can say lemakie go fuck yourself
Everyone that's typing lemakie is the same cocksuckers that are stream sniping and he voted with Darth Maul and Darth Vader
So go fuck yourself
Put on random
See random shows
It's not gonna scan the game. I'm trying to teach them hide your screen guys
Can you fix the delay shut up? No, right? We're actually have fun now. We're gonna make it to the end game every game
We're gonna have a blue they can't find us. We're just constantly change our skin
They're never gonna know where we are then when they do see our skins doesn't even matter because they're one fucking minute behind
Now we get gold everybody lock in I can actually have fun look I'm sitting in the water no one's been hitting
All right listen
Just listening to me. Yep. We're gonna win every game. I got you bro
I know I actually want to try it. I'm gonna lock in cuz you survive. Can you listen? We're gonna be on the ground right?
Can you survive across the flat this or no?
Okay
Now listen Jason or not you can see Jason Jixi. There's a fucking Jason
My bad, bro. I you guys both have the letter J bro. Yo, listen where I'm marked. There's a slur truck
Just fucking hit it. You'll get a hundred shield off the bat
Okay, do you want to land like with me like we land together? No, no, no, no
We need to get Lou we really a minute, bro, and there's gonna be kids here regardless of the good
There's some f*****g deer.
I don't wanna go to the slurped try. I'm gonna die.
This is a hot drop though.
No, it's not. In the middle of the map.
I'm in your house.
I have no guns, but I'm in your house.
I'm here, I'm here.
Ron, I'm gonna see what you see. Look, there's like no...
There's a f*****g banana here.
I got a striker see now I have a fucking gun
See bro, this is way more doable way more doable
Kid right here one shot. He's one shot. He's not not nice long
Really good really good really good. I'm getting shot. I'm getting shot. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on
I just can't build
Oh
Come up
Raising case they were the five gifted wow that's how yummy
Raising games. Oh, yeah, oh you're under me. Oh, yeah, me me me here. Don't open anything. It's just me just stand the box
I just can't believe it, like I just can't, like I was on the top, oh I just, it's just
This is a fucking retarded! This is a so fucking retarded that this game actually needs to die!
I'm not even kidding, I think this game is actually the worst fucking game ever out right now.
I don't give a fuck about an icon skin, I don't give a fuck about anything!
You de-rank to bronze! It doesn't make sense GC, it doesn't make sense!
We play this game every single day basically now.
Why can't they have one person from the studio just fucking watch our streams?
I don't get it. I reported over 15 people not one person got banned today
Not one person got banned today. It doesn't make any sense. It's just so retarded
There's no penalty to stream sniping like at this point wrong
I have to just find their fucking IP address and fucking kill them in game, bro
Like this is just so dumb
This game is so bad, bro. It is just so bad
On the bright side of the stream time or something we're live from last game on the bright side
Yeah, we won't get into a game though. It doesn't matter
And they just spam this lose equal stream site with a fucking white dude scratching his chin in my chat
I don't know key. I have an idea bro. Can you let me pick the drop spot? Yeah, go ahead. I'll pick it
It's nothing bro, hear me out
This one is each spamming scans. All right, we did us might have had no stream snipers in this game
I don't know we got in pretty quick. You see what I mean, bro. That's power of the delay
If we get no stream snipers, you're good enough to where we can win any flat lobby. I'm not even kidding
Because then once you get looted and max it's over bro. I'm in bronze. I'm not even the same kid is in our lobby
He's chasing you somehow
Like I'm a girl Neil wait. I didn't know I should feel how does he know I should kill me? I don't understand
Where do you want to go bro for the spot? I'm not gonna say it now because I want to like give it as much time as possible
My other spot I was well
Goodbye America hello, Florida. What the fuck does that even mean Ralph?
Like Florida is in America
I can see the kill feed that's so cringe. All right, just wait
It's going here like that go why not
Nobody's gonna be there. It's literally a slurp. Okay. There's a slurp truck there. I'm pretty sure
This location doesn't even have a name. You see the truck or no you see it
Right there. Yeah. Yeah
I
Just
Just solo is a solo nice
Somehow there's a solo in our game. You must have fallen our skin out of the bus
I don't think there's that many snipers. Maybe dude. Maybe two. I'm not even kidding
You come to the truck or no. Yeah, I'm literally running there. I have no gun though
oh my god this place is cool you can like open check
all right this is gonna start gliding in late now let's get ready to just be
the amount of sky
How much gold you have I don't even know how to check that be honest I'm six minutes wrong
115 gold
How do I give gold I don't even know
I have a purple fucking shotgun
Keep moving now we change spots change spots. Yeah, we do no longer go here. We're out. We gotta move
They're gonna be here if they're in snipers, but I don't know though
I think the delay helps because if we die, they'll actually know until it's a minute later
You know, so we know already kill the biggest problem is they can get looting up. That's what I'm worried about
Hit him 15
That's a sniper 100% but you heard I'm more worried about they can get
Bro, but I don't know if it's that many snipers, you know, which kid there
43 this is way more playable than before
Really bad white
Seems like a good I'm building in dealing
Be white keep moving
Hello?
This is another stream site.
I'm mad at you.
Nice run. Is that everybody? Good fucking shit!
No, there's another kid right here.
No, no.
He's right on top of this.
There's so much more like two more come on Ron
Come on, come on!
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
You're way better than all these kids, remember that.
You're not worried about this fucking chud.
Bang!
Let's go! Run!
That's my boy!
I'm gonna fucking die, bro.
Good shit, Ron!
There we go!
Okay, that should be everybody!
Everybody I mean if there's more just get better than waiting what we're gonna get storm hell
We're gonna get fucking storm out here
thousand so you know I
Don't know though, bro. That's only happened to me like literally one time normally just running me. Oh
My gosh you didn't storm out it don't read if you don't have to I give you don't want to
What is it?
Here they go. Here they fucking go.
Here they go.
Yes! Gold, gold, gold!
SMG!
So many snipers, Jesus.
one is six
he's marked under me
i was in it right?
it's fine
it's like
this is just like a box
I can't build here
Can't build there bro, I just can't build there
And he's just dancing instantly
Like I can't build on that wall bro
Like you see they just give up, they just die bro
This is what I'm trying to tell you bro, it's impossible bro
This game is just retarded bro
And I'm not even mad
I'm not, I'm genuinely curious
I'm not even mad
This game is just terrible
Like it's actually just garbage
The developers, I'm sorry
I don't give a fuck anymore
Like, I don't know if you're gonna get an icon skin or something like that and that's why you're not saying this.
This game is genuinely fucking trash.
Like, it's genuinely not good.
Like, I don't understand why they actually cannot have one singular person just watch our streams.
Like, I'm just being honest, bro.
Like, I'm just being honest.
I don't understand why they can't have one person watch our streams and just ban this guy.
He's literally dancing as soon as he kills me and dies.
Just a re-kill.
The Celtic guy has killed us like three times, I'm not even kidding.
That's what I'm trying to say, it's just, it doesn't, it's like so dumb.
Should we like wait like five minutes to queue or something and then just get in a lobby and win?
We got points for that because of the elims, I think, but it's a little bit better with the
delay, but it's still just horrible, bro. Like, because then what ends up happening is like,
they just know. So then they just follow us to a, you know, a area and then it's just,
Bro run I got beams built behind me got beam to my left built to my left and they got beam to my right
Like three different people just shooting me, but I'm going for each other just going for us
Yeah guys, I'm silver one again for the third fucking time
I just don't get it I'm so sure if you're something like you just cue now cuz that was the way to I just I actually just don't get it though, bro
No, Ron's not wrong Chad, it doesn't make sense.
I don't want to say why they can't have one person, bro.
I'm not kidding though, why can't they have one person?
I reported people, it doesn't work.
I'm gonna fucking cry, bro.
I'm a baby rage fucking monster, bro.
No, I don't think you're wrong.
It literally takes one or two guys to just watch streams.
Bro, one dude can just ban the same kid dancing.
It's just that simple.
It's genuinely that simple. We could have one dude on they could ban they could sit watch our stream for one hour, bro
They could literally watch us for one hour and get rid of everyone. I'm not kidding
But instead they're adding fucking a livery around we go
She probably didn't even get fucking black night back in the day
But you can't even respect a fucking og like me. Are you serious?
I don't fucking understand man
You know, what about hide screen till we land go fuck yourself
You know what sure bro, let's do it. I'm going full game. Let's do it, bro
But like the thing is I waited to queue as well. I waited like a whole two minutes to queue. The thing is though
We're just gonna get snipe, but it's gonna be delayed
So we'll have to do and they'll have but when they group up like that when multiple teams are not fighting each other
Just to fight us that's when it's disgusting
Bro, they find our skin in that that's what they look for that's not but that's I'm saying they fight
Now now they get now but listen now they get looted up and then once they get looted up now
They just focus us and back in
Now I mean none of what you're saying is wrong
I'm just trying to make it less stressful bro. I'm just trying to add a longer delay and like raw like Ron
You're range is so nice. What does that mean, bro?
Like I'm actually gonna this game or ironically sure it made me whatever you want to say
Bro, this game probably took off like no troll seven years of my life expectancy
I'm gonna get a fucking heart attack at 63 years old on August 19th at 407 p.m. Eastern, bro
I don't give a fuck anymore, bro. The year's gonna be 2076, bro
And I'm gonna fucking die like this game is gonna take years off my life
Yeah guys, I'm gonna be honest
Nothing Ron has said is wrong though.
It's literally, Fortnite is a great game, but it's probably the most un-streamable game ever.
I'm actually, I'm not kidding, I think Fortnite is more un-streamable than Rust. I'm not even trolling.
Like, Fortnite is more un-streamable than Rust.
Yeah, honestly, Fortnite, I have a better idea. Add voice chats to this game so I can just get banned on Twitch.
Since you don't want to ban these people, I'd rather play this game off-stream, bro.
I'm just fucking kidding, I don't play this game all through, like fucking Olivia Rodrigo,
we're at an item shop, but you can't fucking add an OG like me, I don't fucking get it,
I don't get it, nobody plays this game.
Where do you want to go bro?
Well I don't know, my screen's black until we land, so you-
Me too bro, here, follow me, let's go here bro.
Further, I don't even know what to say.
I'm sorry bro, I thought we could get gold, like that ass, I'm sorry.
I was uh, I just cancelled um
I just cancelled shark fishing with my brother and my cousin. I thought I'd be done. Oh brother. Oh
God, it's like I'm gonna be here. Oh god. Oh god
Channel man of my word. I'm not getting up till I'm gold. So well, I got a game night in a couple hours
Maybe which core so I'll wear
Game night. Oh there. Okay. Hold on. Let me all right now. Let's take our screen back
All right, literally no one is here Ron
so let's give it about no no two two minutes
you can climb walls now you can climb walls we've been playing for hours bro
this is not gonna be like fucking Minecraft bro please god it's striking
me down right now I'm ready to go me and my chat
I'm in the friggin' battle spot.
I have the worst loot possible by the way, there's like, I have the best loot possible
by the way.
SimCybers will be here and teamize and scoom at it.
I
Good thing I have the fucking worst known to man bro after meeting a whole lot by myself
Yeah, Rob, you need a big pot I got to you need one
I'm gonna just hold it just hold on to it just suck on it man. I got me to drink it
I got one now.
This location like literally immediately or else we're gonna get ganked again. Let's go. Let's get out of here. Get the fuck out of here.
I don't know make some stuff. Oh, this is a kid in the water. No, it's fish.
Honestly, maybe I'm optimistic, but I've literally waited two minutes to queue with a one-minute delay. Like I mean, I'm sorry
They're not gone. You can't just
Unless I just got dead that like they could do it, but I don't know
No, he actually might have gotten a lobby without me might be right, bro
It doesn't take this long to get gold. Well, yeah, it doesn't it's you're not getting streams that fight
It's literally 20 to 30 people every game
Maybe more honestly
It's not a pump I need
I still haven't gotten a shot done. That's good. I got a pump. Do you want to pump? Do you want to pump?
I can give it to you. I want you to pump the fuck out of my anus. Yeah, I'll even get on me and give you my phone dead
nice keep moving no matter what it's just it was it was Godzilla with
Jordans on this is some type of joke I'm not even kidding this is actually some
type of fucking sick twist a fucking joke
bro this might be the healthiest tree I've ever seen
2018 are you fucking kidding me this is a
2,000 HP tree, holy shit.
Still no shotgun.
This is Lemicky. Yeah, bro.
What isn't Lemicky at one second delay so you can snipe?
Little shit stain?
Still no shotgun.
Oh, the banana's on us. I see the banana, he's on me.
Is it the blue one?
Yup.
No way, it's the blue banana from over here.
Yup.
I'm shockwaving, dude.
No, I want to kill him.
What's that name?
Bad fucking name!
I'm chasing this banana. Oh, god, I'm chasing him.
You know what? Let's be the stream slappers and I'll let the chase.
I'm dead ass chasing him. He has six shocks. I'm gonna fuck. Let's just chase him.
I'm not kidding.
I'm dead serious, dude. I don't give a fuck.
I'm getting this guy out of the game.
I'm the rock I'm the fucking rock. Yeah, he's fucked. We're gonna get bean from the mouth and I can just
Kill this fucking banana, bro. I'm gonna fuck
Nice
See go fuck yourself. That's fuck himself. Don't fuck yourself fucking despise you mini this on that grayer. Where's the pissing?
I'm right here. Fuck it's Homer. Yeah, dead ass. You're the guy
I'm talking about
We gotta get out of here like fast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta get out of here now, bro
That's a horror movie ass game even is this
Can you wait
I need a new camera. What's wrong with my fucking camera, bro? Come down here
Don't bear on me. I need you up here now. I need you up here now. I need to come back up
Come on
It's a 1v1. I think it's Darth Vader
my god you got finished got finished I have four med kids in a minute I just shit
all the water that coming to me
I don't know if they know you're down
I have no clue you're down.
Go.
Okay.
Is that key on you?
Yeah.
Don't panic. Don't panic.
Yeah, I'm staying next to you.
We gotta move though. We gotta move, bro. They're all coming.
See how it happens though? We have to keep moving or else this happens.
This is fucking disgusting.
You guys should all be ashamed of yourself with your sniping.
You should be ashamed all of you.
We're just stuck in a mob, bruh.
This is like FNCS.
I mean, what, what is this?
God, finger me.
This is like platinum length.
They're literally camping on the hill.
I'm looking at a fucking duck staring at us right now.
On the hill.
There's two kids on the hill.
What do we do Ron what do we do just run do we get out of here?
Can we run away run away?
Yes, come here.
What does it run?
Oh my god, he's so smart.
Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here Ron.
Just keep following me.
This is dead ass the scariest sport I've ever played in my life.
Maddie, Maddie.
Hit the hood as soon as it is.
This is how it works here.
Oh my god, we escaped, we escaped!
We have time now. We have time now. He's got a run nice run
What is this unstable out in the middle of the map now? Now we're in the middle of the map look good shit wrong
We could campus the only the only way they could kill us as they hit that right now. We can't break
We can't yeah, they're gonna come
Wait, where do they pop out from where do they pop out from?
Wait, they're gonna follow us and then that's gonna get caught
I think so, I think, I think that's how it works.
Just be ready.
They did it, they did it, they did it, they did it.
Oh, what the?
Yeah!
Wait, does anyone hit one on the other side?
Oh, we're good, just keep watching it.
I'm just sitting here, I'm gonna fuck.
I guess that happens to...
I'm gonna fuck.
We might get a win, Rohan!
This is so many points.
Come on, Ronnie!
I have no maths.
Yeah!
Come on, come on!
Take that back to the back.
High five.
I don't know if there's how many on the left.
Get your up.
We're gonna camp it.
We're gonna camp it.
I don't know how big the delay is, bro.
Bro, I don't know like...
I don't know like I don't know if it was a minute wasn't a minute ago. We hit this
Dude, honestly, those guys could have been actual third-partyers like there might be no snipers left that ass
I'm not even trolling. No, that kid was just
Wait, wait, so it's a sort of hold up
Going up going up, okay
This could be a top one
Wait, chess. Can I open this? Real quick?
There's a big popper here.
I have four fucking medkits around.
Here we win this game.
I have four, no I have five medkits.
We're gonna win bro, dead ass! We're gonna win!
Big hit I never get gold man!
the only problem is people know our skins so I'm more worried like a kid's just like
keep spamming at us just to like that's what people do that's what we got points for that
no we need a win you need a win you're never gonna fucking rank up we don't have a lot
We have fucking five kills and you have two of them.
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Oh, you wanna run now?
Oh, you wanna run now?
I don't know!
The delay's working!
Oh, but it's not about that.
They just know our skins for the whole game.
What happens is kids will now, because they don't care about the win, like we do,
They're just gonna see our skin and just fucking spray us. So what do you want to do?
What do you want to do? We gotta we gotta be the keyers. We got to keep people
really?
You gotta get them out of the lobby
Hold up some G. I can hold bags if you want. I can hold bags. I should hear take an X and G. You're better
Well for that gun do not aim when you're fighting
Focus, Ron, focus.
How many squads are left?
Uh, 15 players?
No.
Somehow there's like a fucking like mini end game like, that wasn't even possible.
There's a kid right here.
I'm gonna go fuck him up, come on.
Come on, come on.
How much points do we get for E-Lem?
He's like AFK, he's trying to find out where we are.
He's I hit him 18 wife, but there's more
Wow, this guy's actually a J3
Wait, wait, wait, I'm getting beamed in the back now
Are you good or no?
No, I'm good
Look up, he's sky-basin
What's your back shot down?
He's dead, he's dead, he forgot to pop his glider here
Let's move
I
Like let me find a big real quick with you. Hey, I'm not a lot. I don't know here. I think it's something a little bit
And then when you're done just bring it to me. I'll finish the big and then hold the chop. I don't know
Oh my god, bro
You gotta get up there
fucking Johnny garbage bro you got to hear now
you're gonna try to launch right to us they know it's 88
I'm gonna destroy it so they can't come to us
How do you think you can break it?
How do you think you can break it?
You used to be able to.
How do you think you can break it?
How much armor do you have?
Um, not much, 59.
Yeah, they're going to have to hit it.
Or give me some.
Give me the chum chum.
They're going to have to hit it.
The zone's coming in.
Here you go.
Here you go, bro.
Ready?
Just get ready.
They're going to have to hit it.
Yeah, it's going to beat him up.
Let's go.
Hit it.
18.
Throw him some action.
18.
18 wide on the back, guys.
35 wide.
18-1 on the back, guys! 35-1!
35-1!
Come on now, bro.
I don't know what that fucking shit does, I don't give a fuck.
It's a snack. They're not even in zone, come on.
They're out there getting focused.
Come on, man.
26 white, he's dead, they're all here, they're all here, they're all here, I'm getting,
yeah, yeah, yeah, don't make it a race thing bruh.
Got another one, I'm going into the back, he's not going to accept it.
That's him. He crashed with him. Dead.
Nice, Ron!
Bro, we got it! There's only two other squads!
Please, God.
There's only two other squads.
I don't know what this snap does.
Come on, bro. We can't let them find us. We gotta just beat you. You gotta surprise them. We gotta get on top of them.
We got to like jump on them like we got to freak them out yo your goal is this literally just like apply pressure
Yeah, yeah, pressure the walls. I got you. Ikea aim
Supply drop do you want to go for that? Oh my god, it's fun drop scared me. I was behind you. I need it. Yeah, we're looted out
The
Sonuses
Marking I don't know that city that city
The barnacle bodega
What about the other team though, right?
I'm gonna fly pressure from the back just pause but like
25-1 25-1 25-1 on the other guys
Got one
Yeah, bitch to be one
It's fucking go wrong
Up top. I'm talking trying to get up the hell out
This is so much more fun
Oh my god
Oh my god, bro.
What a minute today.
Invent what?
Come on.
There we go.
Wait.
What am I at?
Let me see how much points I got.
The fuck is this?
I gotta scoop my emote.
Wait, results.
Five minutes.
Five minutes.
You're silver, what silver to 14% wait run. That's good. That means we need to go to more wins to more wins
Like three more wins. Maybe I'll leave you run Rigo in the shop
Wait, is she actually is she actually yep?
I ain't having as a life you can't even like oh my god. She is in the shop. Holy crap. There's also a scuba
Bro, I why the fuck is Lacey in the item shop? What the fuck is this? How does Lacey have an icon skin before me?
Ron how do they do this many collabs I don't understand how do they do because they don't give a fuck about anything besides the big names, but
I'm fucking sick to my stomach, but Ron how do they like they pay you live here on three go. How does they even work?
Or is it like a rapid new share?
We ready up ready
Well, I'm gonna go pee really quick. I'm gonna it's a little Mickey that we want it's a little Mickey
Yeah, it's just lost it. This guy's dead ass lost it. I'm not even kidding
I'm sick man
Where did my scuba dance go?
Bro, scuba meet my ass bro, how do I equip it bro?
Guys make sure to give some subs, yeah, for the hard troubles, 35% off, kekwa.
Just kidding, I'm fucking used to sack of fat shit, you don't got to give shit.
I
Master
No, what is this fucking thing called I
I
Don't know scuba juke. Okay. Where is it in my item shop?
Got it bro says fortnight is just a piece of fucking shit. Oh fuck yourself
God, I wish Marlon was in the item shop, bro. You probably have so many sales. What's up, bro?
Ronnie what's up?
Bro, how do they do this many collapse? I actually understand
I couldn't tell you.
Fortnite has more collaborations than any game ever,
and it's not even close.
Like, bro, run, they have Messi in the game.
They have Ronaldo in the game.
You know, they had to like sign off on that, right?
Do you know what I'm saying?
How do they get Messi to agree to being in the game?
How?
I'm fucking horny, bro.
Like, yeah, that doesn't even make sense.
How?
Keep changing your skin.
change the game change the game change this game
i don't know
Bro back to back to back wins bang we get japan's beating sweden
chat
i told you guys japan's gonna kick the shit out of sweden bro sweden is ass they went
fuck is it 1-5 against who
uh germany germany's good but um i don't know wait once i told him he knows madderlands those madderlands
but that lens is really good but yeah sweden is ass yeah in japan's really good japan's like a
really good team. Sweden is dog shit. Oh they got a 25 gifted hobos. Much appreciated
with a PW because I'm special. Call Marlon back. I'ma call him for like 10 seconds.
Just call him and show him your butt. I'm not even kidding. He's just straight asshole.
You've done that to me. What did I say bro? What did I say bro? Japan mods the fuck out
of Sweden, bruh.
They'll ever say some stupid shit like that again.
Crack, need you one.
Count on me, give me a gift.
Here, cash on Marlin, my fellow now.
Call Marlin and show him your ass, yeah.
Jinxie, you're in the item shop.
Oh, hilarious, bruh.
The big fat guy is me.
Crack, Ron's cum sock.
Thanks for the five gift.
How do you have the name Ron's cum sock?
Like, how do you have the name Ron's cum sock?
Suck run hide screen until we land. I'm safe. We haven't figured out now. Now we went every game
Now we went every fucking game
Let's go fucking here though
That's what we did. I saw our skins. No, let's go your house bro. Come on
My house chop chop. They saw our skin. Oh, no
Highest green until we get there shark fishing I already canceled shark fishing
I was supposed to go tonight, but I thought I'd get golden four hours, and I was sad to take him
So good though. We're actually on the upswing now. We haven't delayed. We're winning
Rob breathing gladiator didn't have a skint
You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it.
Got him.
You're actually the fucking dope, bro.
Oh my god, I love you.
Oh, Ron, come talk with another five gifted.
Like, how do you have that name on Twitter?
I wasn't allowed.
Dude, this is gonna be a lie, bro.
I think it's like, we gotta, we gotta lose this, like, really quick.
So that when they, so that when they come here,
When they come here like they don't have anything to lose. Yeah, true
Did you hide scream when we landed? Yeah
I'm in East I got like multiple kids on me
Watch out wrong down here right on your left. Yeah, I have no math
49 white you got to kill them so quick brother both one HP I have nothing bro you should
just run on God run where you think I don't know just go run you have 10 mats you're
just gonna die bro what the fuck is POI so good in the back I should have went I had
I literally had the worst loop possible. I'm not getting
Or not. Can you folk him?
You mean high-screen? Yeah, you should folk him just swim around the map and go to a like
I'm not kidding
Let's just go I'm gonna folk him. I'll go camming
Okay, let's go here. We're gonna swim
Well, here's what you could do. You could buy a card. We just need a little bit of gold.
It doesn't matter. Just keep going. I'm not going to jump.
Oh my god, I'm getting like upskirt from this. Jesus.
Honestly, keep moving around the map, bro. If you want to win this game and be cringe,
literally go like...brother, literally go like here, bro.
Can I reboot you with gold now? Yes, you need to find gold, but don't go here.
around you see right I literally can't die where I am well that's what I'm
saying no one knows where you are on the map right now nobody the hardest part
about this is you just have to check how much gold is it for a reason for it
it's like 500 you got a loot chest or fine safes super easy 500 gold okay what
if you're trying to find it it's fine it's fine it's fine you could check this
You gotta be careful
I'm nervous. Yeah, don't be nervous. You're better right if you know in here
But just focus on on
Like chess and in red your cash registers
Good you gotta be quick though. We gotta be really good. Oh, there's someone on you. I heard my rocket boots
Just run
Like
Yep, you see the stress in front of you
Yep
All these chests get them all and on the pinks. You're right. You see to the right, too
Don't worry about looking behind you, bro. He's on you. You're dead anyway
I'm so fucking nervous
Sweet and scored. Oh
Oh god.
I got timing.
Come on, bro, you're almost there.
Get the angles.
For what?
Bro, bro, Jixi, Jixi, stop trolling.
Just drop the fucking thing quickly!
What are you doing?!
How much more gold do I need, bro?
You just need these chests, and you'll be good.
Jixi, please.
You actually have problems.
You want to win or not?
Yes, but I'm trying.
Keep looting these chests.
One more.
I'm above you.
Nice.
You have enough.
You need to just go right here maybe.
Yeah, yeah.
Just go to it.
You gotta go now.
Impulse it.
Where's it?
That one?
Can I show screen when I pick it up?
You can show screen honestly now.
What do you want?
Now
JC if you die here, I'm getting off. I'm not kidding quickly just reboot
Scream, okay. All right. I'm gonna wait so I try reviewing it. Yo, yo listen when I get down to the ground drop me like me
Is in big shells? I have something
Yeah, I got you nice
Nice, Dixie!
I was going to kill one team and we're back.
Full shield for you.
Full shield.
Yep, this kid's coming.
But I need like, the wreck.
Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
They're going to hit both of us, you shit.
Oh my god, a friendly!
oh my god thank god bro wait no he's gone
thank god wow bro now say little Mickey chat I'm gonna fuck I want to shit on
him or barn let's go please thank you fucking we need a way we need a way we
need a one everyone just like that we won
I
Need a woman here. Are you good with the s&g here? Yeah, I got purple purple purple
purple
I
Creeping behind us
Okay, hold on. I'll be a big
Remember your craft.
You're the best!
There's more, I think. I remember there being more.
Fucking go to the kitchen.
Come on, run! You're the fucking truth!
Yeah, I got another kill on me.
I knew it. Oh my god. There's just two kids. Oh my. He's just dancing instantly. Bro, that's
actually insane. I'm not even kidding. Bro. So, Chad, let's think about this. We got points,
but it's like not we have to win. Bro, it's just like, Chad, think about this. Bro, but
you see how it's like I just, you just, there's nothing. There's nothing. We had a hockey
One minute delay and I went to go pee for like three minutes and they still was like ten stream snipers in the lobby's late game.
That is insane. Like actually let that sink in. One minute delay, I waited for two minutes and went to go pee.
I don't know what I'm gonna do, bro.
I actually, no, like I'm genuinely serious Jinx. I don't know what to do.
What do you mean, bro?
I'm really, I'm trying my hardest for you.
I'm not kidding.
I'm really trying.
Bro, I'm trying my hardest for you while I just suck.
I'm just a fucking fat monster.
I'm not even kidding.
I just dropped my address so much that I want everyone to come to my house right now
and just like, just like spank me, bro.
Like I want everyone to take like a paddle and just spank me over and over and over
and over and over.
Like I'm serious, bro.
Maybe I don't deserve to have like a life right now.
Maybe I'm just a sack of fucking meat.
We did serious bro. Stream Sniper's ruining this bro. OMG. Yeah man. It's uh
They're ruining my life. They're ruining my life. They're ruining my fucking life
GenC. Bro chat. I don't have nightmares. Stream Sniper's are a problem in every
game but in Fortnite it's on steroids bro. It's on steroids. Bro as soon as we
showed screen they just came. They knew I was in the water. They were like looking
for me. Do you realize how weird that is Ron? Ron my screen was black with a one
minute delay and they heard me in the water and they were literally just
waiting around on the rock as soon as you got rebooted they fucking sprinted
just hide your screen put it on our top faces bro yeah I'll just put like some
bullshit on my screen like most polos like fucking my ass or something bro I'm
changing my skin everything I'm gonna change my skin and high screen this is
actually insane bro this is actually insane it can't be this hard to get
gold bro oh my god that's gonna get gold chats I can play the fncs shit bro I
just want to I just I'm tired of being it I just want to be him 27 months out
Well, in the good news chat, after tonight, I'm probably not playing Fortnite for three
weeks because I don't have any tournaments to do nothing, so this is probably my last
Fortnite stream for a while.
Also, Jesse, once you get the gold, do not play Arena again.
You could derank.
Okay.
Got it.
Shout out to the friendly stream snipers, bro.
Shout out to the friendly stream cybers man.
Guys it's so hard bro.
Do you not feel drained a little? Like no troll chat.
Or you bro, like do you not just feel like a little bit of like energy just being sucked out of your soul right now?
What do you mean?
Like I'm not even, like bro just like dying over and over to actual fucking war on.
Like I feel like there's demons coming in me bro. I don't know. Wait wait. That's green. That's green. That's green
So I know I've been hidden. I've been hidden. Oh, I don't feel drained bro. I just feel like
Four night is so hard to screen even with the delay. It's like just fucking hard
Oh my god
Yeah, what's a delay where you literally just couldn't get sniped on like actually pickaxe by Darth Maul somehow
No, that's not impossible.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
He's emoting to himself on me.
Wait, what?
I couldn't tell you, bro.
Alright, we're going somewhere with no luck. Same thing.
Is this someone from our friend list? How's that even possible?
Social screen.
I want to swing from the chandelier from the chandelier.
Oh, I want to swing under the sky.
I want to come back to your house, bro, and I just want to grab you by your face and just
I tell you I love you, bro.
Because you're the only person that can get me on this game for fucking more than five
minutes and not wanting to commit suicide.
Thank you, bro.
It's not a compliment, bro.
I want to die.
Well, for the first time, I have a good mood.
I'm showing my screen now.
I mean, if you get a vault key, by the way, oh, I have good mood.
My guys need shield
Yeah, who's winning the game right now also how much time is that one one sweet in Japan tie much time is left you know
No idea
I feel like we need to get on the roof and start beaming the guys that come in, I'm not even getting.
I'm just trying to let them know where we're going.
I'm just trying to max out my mats.
Hey Jinx, if you ever feel like killing yourself, don't do it!
Oh nice, the same snipers on me.
I'm not kidding.
I'm here.
How's Involves?
Did he follow our skins?
I mean, he's just the same sniper.
I don't know.
Did he follow our skins?
I mean, he has Involves.
Let's just move with him.
Let's just move with him.
I'm not even kidding.
Like I'm dead serious.
We should just chase people like that.
I hit one for 33 white by that tree.
This is so hard.
Are they coming?
In the sky.
Gliding above us.
Oh my god.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
I'm so scared.
In the sky, gliding above us.
Oh my god.
Check out that guy trying to hide at you.
Nice.
Yep, keep that going.
Nice as well, Chuck.
Nice.
That was how she should play by you.
Got you.
Thank you, Chuck.
I'm just trying to be annoying.
Come on, Eric.
This is what the kid is.
This is what the kid is.
Unless he's fucking ran.
getting beamed in the back oh my god
where steps here from all here start malls
I can't do this I can't do this
I mean I don't know what to do
I'm trying to tell you brown this is miserable like I'm gonna fucking die like
I'm gonna take my life
Margin's gonna tell you bro you like we can't even talk to our chat still that's
the worst part hey what are you gonna do I got dead as how did they how are they
dancing on you I actually I don't know I don't know I actually don't know I'm you
know what bro you I'm hiding my screen and they don't know what skin I am yeah
wait don't don't okay now change your skin my screens hidden now we change your
skin right bro do you guys want me to like count down from 10 so you guys can
jerk off to me and just like leave my stream like I'm dead ass here it's like
Like, I'll do that if that's what y'all want.
Like, I wanna do something more productive in my life.
Bro, okay, Chad, just explain.
We have a one minute delay.
We hit screen until we landed,
and I died through a Darth Maul who slid in
within two minutes of landing.
They had to be, all right, so you hit screen
before you changed to this, right?
I'm just gonna do anything, see?
I'm gonna go smoke a sink.
Let me know when we're in.
I'm queuing right now, I'm just waiting.
I'm just ready to go for it.
Broch, I'm not even getting love Fortnite.
I don't even think this game is streamable.
Like I'm not even trolling.
One minute delay, so you can't even read your chat.
Black screen, which is just boring.
One minute delay, black screen is still getting jumped
by literally 12 people.
How?
Ron said someone was doing six, seven dance in front of it.
I really don't know. I don't know, man. Fortnite is probably the most unstreamable game ever.
It's not even, like, funny. It's like, just, oh, eh, Darth Maul shoots you in the, like,
you get, you get third party, then fourth party, then fifth party, then sixth party,
7th party and then you die. I'm hiding everything. I don't know what else you want me to do. I'm hiding
everything. It's literally unsheamable. Bro Chat, if I played this game off stream, I'm not even
getting in privacy so much more fun. You get 3rd party, then 4th party, then 5th party, then 6th
party, then 7th party, then 8th party, and then you die. And then it's Darth Maul and he's emoting.
It's like bro, it doesn't end
I'm muted the game audio. Yes, I muted everything guys everything's muted everything's headed
Yo, Jinx, I got bad news what bro I pop the blood vessel wait run. Oh my god. Oh my god
I know why run you need to take off that Spongebob
That's why you took a while would you own?
Oh, please. I'll just take it off, bro. Don't ever do that. I can't sit here this long
Take off that fucking I'm gonna die in this seat. I'm dead ass serious. That's why he found you that makes sense
Wait, so I'm silver too that's how hard it is to get gold man
We didn't do it like two games
Three games maybe chat. I love you guys man. That's what she didn't know man
So the people who just don't shrooms nightbusters and actually provide value to the world. Thank you
Yeah, bro. If you're not serious, I've been dead-ass, love you.
You'll run. I have a potential problem.
What?
If I'm ranking up, that means you're ranking up.
And if you get to a higher rank, it's literally gonna be impossible to win.
Because right now it's flat. What's the rank after flat? A diamond?
Mm-hmm.
Bar-rack.
I'm only a flat one.
Okay, we should be fine.
Yeah, I'll hit. Goal before you hit diamond.
Thank God.
I just want coconut water all in my throat now. I like this shit.
you know what man literally all you have to do is hide screen yo guys it doesn't
matter like there are such a certain amount of players playing wait change the
region bro what are we doing can you change the reason while in queue no
Bro get asked Ron change the region every game
Yes, I don't care change the reason right now go east now give me a little something we'll get a game quick
Give me a squeeze now
Is it east is it east is it east it's on west now it was on fucking central. Okay, they're literally
The reason why he's still, the chat will never know.
Ron, what I want you to do, every game change the region between one of the three NA regions
and every game change your skin.
Can you just play another game?
Nope, I said I'm not getting off so I'm getting gold, I'm getting gold.
But I either finger my ear and it tastes, I mean it smells so stinking gunk like it
It smells like good.
Well, could you tell us what's going on?
I just, you'll see when we get in.
Maybe if you weren't drunk, always you'd be good.
I haven't been drunk in like six days.
Can we get an L drunk in the chat?
They're probably just using cheats to follow you into games.
There's no way that's a thing, right?
There's no way that's a thing.
I feel bad for the challenge. This is like this is miserable. Yeah one minute delay black screen
Yo dad ass shut never again. Yeah, I think he's streamed in like hyper specific conditions
Like it has to be like og with like a god team
Are you watching fucking tiktoks, bro? Yeah, I'm watching tiktoks. I'm watching ash
I've got my hashed out right now boxing and now I'm swiping to Kevin Hart eating a drink.
I don't know, drinking a drink, alcohol.
And now I'm at a fucking, oh it's me, screaming at Fortnite.
Yeah, I was going to my Instagram reels.
Are you listening to Instagram reels?
Oh my god, why is every game taking so long to fuck it off?
I just want to get gold, please.
Run, can you not play fucking shit in the mic?
Come on, Ron, please!
Run, come on dude!
I'm just laughing bro.
Why are we in a 3 minute queue in Platinum?
WHERE ARE ALL THE PLAYERS AT?!
Alright, thank god.
Alright, we got a game. Don't show screen until we land.
Ron, can you get those fucking tiktoks out of the mic, man?
It's not a tiktok, it's an instagram video.
Just the way you like baby, don't you try to find me.
I don't see if anybody like walks up to us or anything.
I mean, nobody knows my skin, it's impossible.
I have a shoulder.
Yup, nobody knows my skin, it's impossible.
Alright, we can literally go no troll bro.
Let's see.
Go somewhere, like I don't want to fight for two minutes.
back but that's our only that's all right right no no but no one's gonna go
look at what is there's an edge
and then we can go into here after I'm showing my stream they don't know what
server on they don't know our skins yeah we're laying server every game I'm not
even kidding this shit's bad this shit is bad
yeah three minute Q and platinum yo bro I get a faster I don't know everything
Get behind you get behind you
It's a solo queue at the luxury he actually decided somehow
Yeah, I mean now we're on my server one way so
I'm gonna take walls first try everything
Bro, I can't I can't go into my OBS. It's happening. All right. We need to win. We need to win. We need to win
We need to fucking win, bro.
Please.
Let's get some double use, bro.
Yo, let's go to the spot now.
Is this some type of sick joke, evil Fortnite?
You can't get the big pot, bro.
Wait, I'm confused.
The stream site is going to be here before you know it.
Can we get out of here?
Yeah, let's go.
Let's just leave the POI out together.
Just leave.
Lock the fuck in chat, dead ass bro. Lock in. We need to win this game and I think I'll be sober one, I'm not even joking.
We're sober three, sober three.
Yeah, we might need like literally two games.
Two wins and we're there, we're on three.
I don't want to be on four nights all night, man.
Well, I actually have no loot, this is like actually terrible.
Just gonna go another round. There's gonna be another unnamed spot, we'll be there.
Just get the fuck out of there.
hide your face
run just don't even fight this
run oh they're just gonna impulse on us
yep
push everyone
oh they're just like in-sight pushing me
I have no shot
I'm not gonna
watch out on this one
watch out on this one
Wait, you're actually fucking goaded!
Just stay alive.
He's on me.
On me, on me, on me.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
How, how, how are they so efficient?
I don't understand.
Wow.
You're the fucking best.
Oh my shot!
Wow, you're the fucking best, oh my shi-
I should have lost that, minding kidding.
I did, I should have lost that.
I thought I could take as well.
You're actually go to Jinx, minding kidding.
That might actually, no troll, be in your best work.
I swear to God that might have been your best work.
Wait, bro, so how do we, how do we, how do you have two kills?
get rest. I killed another kid. Oh. That was genuinely serious. That was your best
work. I actually needed you to do that. I swear to God, if you didn't kill him, I would have
died. That was your best work.
maybe four players on the other side of the map is gearing up
it's gotta be at least a couple in the game the final be as much as there'll be a couple
right so there's no one playing the game like anyone in our chat play this game on a daily
basis like genuinely curious you know what though like honestly this is a game
this is a game you watch bro like you know how like me and you watch FNCS like
bro like we watch this game nobody like actually tries to play this game unless
you already like our creator like I'm gonna be honest with you unless it's
like little little little little kids what I think is literally any game any
mode where you have a four-minute queue time it's your skin it's not it's so
We see this live for minutes. So anyone who has a full minute Q time, imagine what they have to do to without snipers
Like bro, this game is like hard to fucking get a game
But I just want to play casually bro and get better you can't because the game takes forever to queue
Oh nice kids on the edge like are you?
There's two kids here
They storm out like how is it possible? How do they know like I'm walking like it?
There's three kids
No, no, we switched servers
And like, this is insane!
They're just gonna sit now, now they're just gonna sit. This is actually nuts.
There's more kids there too!
I have no impulse to, how do you want me to get up to you to just add it up and build up?
I'm fucking 80, I thought I could kill one.
I'm sick to my stomach man.
NO!
I had a medic!
I mean I just tried killing him.
I was just camping on him man!
He's just throwing me.
He's not even trying to kill me.
So fucking cringe.
He's literally just, he's just strolling, bro.
Is he not killing you?
Can I kill him?
No, he's not killing me.
He's just, he's dancing.
If I try to kill, I'm getting, someone's gliding in.
Do you see this?
Are they down there, Rob?
He's just dancing on my body, bro.
I was gonna say, I'm sorry, but you're not getting the gold,
and I'm not playing this game before, I'm not gonna lie.
Like, go fishing, bro.
All fishing I'm dead serious. I don't think it's worth it. You're I'm dead. I'm dead. They there's a street
Cyber in the lobby who knows exactly where you are
All right, I got you
Easier to hide me slow, I'll be fine. All right, I'm gonna get gold and review you fucking folks
I'm gonna go the problem is way ever. I promise he knows where you are
But I'm one minute to live one minute to life
Wait, I have to use the chest.
You gotta stop looting bullshit. Yeah, I know, it's fine.
Are they calling out?
No, they're just dead people.
Or maybe, unless they're all in the game.
What if they're like in a discord server, like calling out Ryan?
They might be. They might be.
I'm literally, okay, should I reboot you here or is that too obvious?
Probably too obvious, man.
You just need to get gold and just reboot.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
I'm gonna like a watch that you a reboot
Well you guys it's gone you need to get like one more chest go to those are going towards
zone. Okay, talk to me bro, tell me exactly what to do. You gotta pop a medkit, you gotta pop a medkit too. Not yet though. Oh, another contributed in.
They know I'm over here. It's fine bro, I mean I took this kid who's serious like he just isn't like such a, I don't know bro, he just, he, I'm not came by the way, he just full on just danced on me, like I can't believe they found our server, our spot, our skins, you gotta go over, you can't even loot, if you die you die, you just gotta, there's a slurp truck there, you're gonna destroy that slurp truck.
as
Move that chest once you do okay listen what you're gonna do
You gotta do quick you're gonna get the slurp chest
Get there you're gonna get the slurp you're gonna get that chest and like one more chest
And then you're gonna go in zone and remind me you gotta go quick you have to go quick
You can't like just solve
No, maybe they are maybe a I maybe a I I hope don't fuck the slurp stuff. Well, you pop the med kit
Yeah, sorry, bro. I don't know. It's fine. Just get this get this
That's not run now. Run. You're gonna go you're gonna go here. You're gonna go there. You're gonna go there
Just go and don't trust me. I'm no mad though. Are you sure? It's fine. Yes, I know I think it's gonna be a one-tick
I think it'll be a one-tick. All right. I got you
Should I do that chapter to sleep it leave it? Get it on. Let's go. Let's go. Go go go
slide and jump
cat
We're keep going
And it's not a what I mean there's only ten people that brought like but there's like five streets
I was a fucking asshole right now
We're gonna get stole we have to take the weirdest entry in the side just go just literally just stick it to stick it
Just don't even know if you die you die bro. It's kids price
So I think after just go to just go to there after this go to battle with it's a one-take you're fine
I
Feel free to go drop. Oh, don't know. I'm just gonna go inside
We're gonna know exactly where we are
And they're gonna go down
No, we have to we know we need to we need to why not really blue we need some we need something bro. I have nothing
It's fun
There's a kid over there
I'm like shielded up. I have a shock on it. I'm actually I'm actually good. I see Max
Yep, we're gonna come to kill him so
You think I have a big pop for you. Do you want the big pop first before you fight?
There's a kid hiding in that bush
I'm not even kidding everyone I see I think it's Darth Maul. I'm saying right on you
Chests here
I don't know what these shards do bro.
More minis.
Quite a lot of minis.
Well, I got streamer loot.
That ass bro?
Yes.
I got some G in here.
I did have streamer loot.
I got some G where?
Where?
I see some other home
Imagine I believe this
Okay, my our biggest promise. I don't have any extra shield. I'm joining us. Oh, we have a third party. I'm lucky
I'm there for her. Why 96 white because both they were fighting
No way I hit the kid 96 white
They're both fighting me they're actually good we need to kill him quickly
I have three shields. Can you get to me?
Yeah, hold on.
Why, why, why, why, why? Just why?
Nice.
On you, on you, above you, above you.
On me, on me, on me.
He's on him, he's on him. Explode him.
No!
I sold you.
I sold you, bro. I had no sh-
You gotta just fucking fight. I'm just-
I'm just just you gotta just unless you want to run
Let him come to you. Listen listen listen just
No, I spoke I had no mad
I'm getting carried by fucking jinxie man
How much rank are you I got
Bro, I got like 40%
Oh my god
You got 40% from that?
Yeah, I went from...
I'm 57% to silver
High screen, high screen, high screen
2 wins!
High screen
Bro guys just call me a burger
Put the burger emoji, I'm gonna fuck
I'm hiding everything bro
Bro I-I-I-I-I can't leave these kids keep finding us though
I-I don't get it
Like I genuinely don't fucking get it
I'm gonna fucking say a stupid crap
Yo yo yo, Ron
Gimme house, gimme house
No, I'm changing the servers don't worry
I know I could have got shield from Jinx here, I was trying to get his fucking finish dumbasses
so the kid didn't rez.
Wait, wait, wait, Ron, two wins and we're gold, right?
Two wins?
I need two dicks in my butt.
I don't know, bro.
Trying to have ammo on my SMG, what do you mean realo- you guys can't see, I have no
ammo.
So beautiful curve on a woman's body. It's her smile says the Rizzler in the comments section
I'm looking at on Instagram nice, bro. Like they're like, what is this, bro? Like what is on my screen, bro?
Like chat. What is this mean, bro?
This is so bad. This is so hard
This is nice
We can do it bro two wins two wins. I tried so hard that game, bro
We got an instinct you bro and one different server. They have no clue what skin we are different server
Bro, this actually is the fun
Take a spot bro all god, you're gonna be great. All right
you're not showing screen right you're not no nobody even knows what skin I am
nothing bro dead ass if we just go like if we just go like here we're literally
never dying ever like ever never dying though never dying
U.S.A. plays an hour chat. I don't think U.S.A. is starting, people. I don't think they're
going to start just starting.
Is he playing or no?
Huh?
Is he playing?
Is he playing?
Christian, hope they're injured.
I think he's back, but I don't think they're going to start him because U.S.A. already
like qualified for knockout stage, so they're going to like save their healthy players.
I think I think it depends on. I don't know.
We didn't get over by the I just want triple T and R should game by the three of them. So, you know, they're all good.
I'm going to make to this five as I was a log.
That's one one one one one.
Sweden Japan.
I just love you guys, man.
I can't believe there's people out here that are literally just watching us go full cam with a one minute delay, just like.
doing the same thing over and over man like I'm generally like flabbergasted
now but did you change region I hope you did yes we're on the central thank god
keep changing is there so easy to think no they cover to these yes you know there
is a spot if we go eat someone like a hundred ten thing so we just keep
bouncing central west
Nobody's here
Alright, I'm gonna show the screen
Let's go
Wanna get that solar truck together one way?
I
But boost but boost we got this bro
Don't you give up nah, nah, nah?
We're going
Ah
Why is it just a wall every right? You want to immediately leave?
Yeah, we have nothing no I leave
What's in the nearest like place for blue?
Oh, there's definitely there
Just keep moving bro
But those little next time each other we're already top 36. This is good. Yeah, this is really dead
This is fucking good
I'm asking Chad if they're like more God chest in this game
Yeah, you're just like in first. So I don't think guys. I don't know if I'm gonna watch it like they're just not gonna start anyone
They already won the group
And turkeys out of the most meaningless game ever
I have two big boxes, I don't even know.
I'm feeling good now, let's leave, let's leave.
Let's head in, right?
I wish you could drive boats.
I remember when that was up there.
Bro, this game has had so many updates, I'm not even kidding.
Bro, what's your favorite season of Fortnite average?
Um, probably when there was a black hole event where I didn't have a choice to play anymore
because I got outside of the house and I wasn't depressed anymore, but instead they brought
back the game and made the game even worse every single season progressively after the
black hole event.
Wait, what was the black hole event?
That's when the game went off for like two weeks, you remember?
No.
Everyone was panicking.
You know where you were when the black hole event happened.
Everyone knows there were two things.
Little Uzi dropped the day COVID happened and then also the black hole of the fortnight where everything went downhill
But I remember when Uzi dropped
What was it called? What was it called eternal take?
Turn will take you dude. I was in um my senior year economics class
It was like literally a couple weeks before we were on quarantine
Well, you're younger than me, right?
Yeah, I'm 23 when I was a senior were you a junior I think yep, that would be how math works
bro did you like school when you're in it or no
um yes the fully kids bro I'm shoving in lockers and shit
I can't see that bro with your
there's no way what you know what you got like my deal bro you're the same
shit as me just like two inches taller
yeah you're just a fat slaw bro bingo
wow two inches man that's a lot bro that's a fuck hey hey watch that two
inches that's a sense of subject
Watch that shit two inches is more than enough
Yeah, I like school bro
Idiot though like no one liked me, but like everyone knew I was is I was such a fucking dumb ass just running around the halls
Bro when I was a um
When I was a senior I was like fucking dumb with school, bro. I barely even showed up. I skipped like
20% of the game.
Oh, so my junior year and senior year, I barely shut up.
Yeah.
I would go home and play video games.
I was even like streaming, honestly.
I was just like, I was a fucking idiot.
I was too busy just fucking and just like
making money from nothing.
I'm just fucking making money
and scaring.
Oh, there's a kid here and I can't build.
I'm gonna fucking kill myself.
I'm gonna beat him.
Hold up.
I hit him a hundred, he's gonna fuck me up, but wow, this is another spot I can't build, this kid's not bad.
I'm practicing.
This kid is not bad.
What are you doing?
I'm not a dumbass kid.
Nice!
You're locked right now bro, you're dialed.
Hold on, I have a strap.
You build and distract them, and then I just beam them in the ass.
Nice.
I don't know, guys.
Were you popular in high school?
Two stream-siders minus.
Got him. Lit one.
Fucking lit one.
I took all of his shield up.
I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna impulse on him.
I took all of his shield up.
on the left, the guy on the left is lit, not the guy on the right.
What are you shooting at?
What are you shooting at?
What are you shooting at?
Keep rushing, keep rushing.
Spanning, spanning, spanning.
You're fucking solid, it's good.
Oh, another good, another good, another good!
Somebody shoot service, man.
It's the same kid.
I
Know
There we go, bro
Fuck shit up with this. Do I got shields Ron? Do you need to get too big box? You're good. You're good. All right, me
Huh, you let me know
Shifting bro mention the shifting minis here if you want to grab them
Is your best friend John go?
I
Like one of my high-roll friends
Who's your best friend don't go
Hi, one of my high-roll friends. Who's your best friend don't go. Okay my high-roll friend. His name yo veil
Who's your best friend, bro?
Do you want me to say you
I appreciate you, dude.
You're probably an I-Roll. I might have been like 4th grade. I've been friends with him ever since.
We're looking good, Ron. We're looking fucking good.
Whoa, on the right! Seems like we're on the right!
I'm on height.
The impulse to lie.
Which way?
Wait.
Wait, that's down.
Where are we?
Oh my god, they're still here!
There's a lobby there.
Yo, can we run?
Oh, we need to get out of here now.
Nah.
That worked so well.
You're going to...
You're lo- you're lo- you're lo- you're actually locked, I'm not even kidding.
Thank you, though. I'm trying so hard to run here, no idea.
Here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Like, this is what a real teammate does, Jack.
There's another kid to my left. Listen, you go in, I'm gonna come.
There's two kids. Fuck. They see us.
I'm behind the tree.
Oh, no.
What? Are you on your way for you? I got beamed.
I'm gonna heal. Is it a beamy or one shot? Was it one shot or is it a beamed?
Yeah, it's beamed. It's beamed. It's beamed.
Are you running to them?
The footsteps on me.
Footsteps on me.
More.
We gotta get out of here.
Yeah, get out of here.
Run!
Low to the right!
Low right!
No, no, no, no, no.
I know.
What can we find any impulses?
They're behind this tree.
Oh, there's more kids above us.
I'm saying low right now.
Oh, they're like running on me.
You got one?
No shield?
36 light?
36 light?
36 light?
He's right there.
10.
Stay alive.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
This is that body.
Come here.
Come here.
I have a charge out for you.
Come here.
Where?
Come here.
Right here.
I'm dropping in the room Thank you, bro. Thank you.
Alright, wait, wait, wait. Low, right? I think we did it.
Come here. You want this?
where the shock on this game is so
broken you don't even need a gold one
chat all you need is a striker and
you're like actually good
fuck it fuck it all right you guys are
sliding with that like when you run
It's just slide
It's gonna be kids everywhere, bro, it's gonna be kids of height
Okay, we're good. We're good baby. We're good baby. We're fucking guys. The big problem is like
Okay, I'm like a fucking tournament you this is the most I've played for me so long in my beginning
Like
Nine enemies
We're on a path this is such good positioning holy shit
No, not yet we wait we wait we wait as long as we booted behind us
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna be able to camp these kids. It's gonna be like a two-tick. I'm pretty sure
Yeah, they're running in I see
It's gonna be a two tick for sure, you know?
Yeah.
Literally just annoyed the fuck out of them.
We're never letting them in.
I'm gonna go down a little just like in Camden.
I'm staying up on the pad.
What the fuck is that?
Bro, there's a fight in the storm to our right.
Run get up here get up here. There's a fight over here. I can't paint
You see this gigantic tree they're here the right here. They're fighting there
No, no, no, no, no, we gotta move that way we gotta go that move anyway. Can we pad?
No, just keep running padding his bags. They could just shoot us out of the pine sky
The kids there he would have shot us
I just feel like fucking turning that.
Where do you know what?
I'm not with you, I'm like coming home.
That's not disconnecting.
I'm just like, on them.
The problem is the...
Where do you know what?
Is they under you?
Nah, they're just on me, but they're dog shit.
You live one, you swipe, swipe, swipe!
I
Ampels running out he's behind the rock. It's only voted rebooted
Said
Oh my god
How much points did we get?
Bro JC, I just start taking these wall five times and then as soon as I don't get it. I have no ammo my gun
Bro, is it just me? Why are we getting no points? We got no points.
Yeah, bro. Because we just didn't win, bro. Like, I'm gonna finger my fucking butt, man.
We got no points?
Bro, this is never gonna end. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm saying, did you finish my body?
No, bro. I knocked one.
Because I knocked one.
No, I literally got a knock and then lit that guy. And then, of course, right there.
is never ending I'm just letting you know right now so anyone who's in the
chat who wants to see us keep going give me house give me house give me house
JC do you want you want me to like like I could change it to East bro but don't
say the server just hide screen give me house
don't worry I high-screen just high-screen give me house please there's
this yeah I promise you won't win the first game what is the difference you
want to go to Brazil like god damn no we're gonna be an NA it doesn't work
I'm reading and I relax.
Yep, everyone keeps spamming that I sold.
Like I haven't done anything, bro.
The God like, yeah guys, I'm not Jesus Christ.
Like I'm not just gonna, like I'm not fucking like,
just gonna never die in this game ever, bro.
I'm not like immortal.
Like I'm not like a God or something like that.
Like I'm not fucking like Peterbott, bro.
Like I don't know what you guys expect.
You guys expect me just to pick people up
by their throats in the game
and just fucking slam them every time?
Change the skin.
Change the skin, they saw that, they saw that skin.
Change it.
That was so scary.
So scary.
Oh my god.
I promise you will win.
OK?
Bro, I'm going to like, I'm actually,
I'm starting to think that you're
like an agent of this game or something like that.
Like, are you getting paid like secretly
without letting me know?
Like that we're playing this game.
Like I'm actually starting to think about it.
Are you getting paid secretly?
Like I've never played this game this long, bro.
Like are you getting paid?
No, bro, I'm not getting paid.
That's illegal.
You're lying, you're lying.
You're getting paid, bro.
Bro, that's like illegal.
You're getting paid, bro.
You're getting paid.
You're getting paid.
You're getting paid by who, bro?
By who?
You're getting paid by fucking Epic to play this shit.
There's no way you're not.
There's no way you're not.
There's generally serious no way you're not.
What do you mean, bro?
We heard you collect down care, bro.
Bro, if you put us on Oceana, by the way,
I'm just letting you know now,
we're gonna sit in this queue for 45 minutes
and then we're gonna verse fucking like Jason the wean,
just like shitting on us, I hope you know that.
So, oh, thank you for the 14 months, fuck you, thanks, man.
What a fucking positive message, bro.
Like I'm playing the worst game ever
and I wish I could have a little bit of positivity,
But I just have people spamming pig emotes and just saying fuck you.
Mr. Rice, thank you for the prime. T-Dog, thank you for the prime.
Oh!
I appreciate it.
Oh!
Macha, thank you for the fucking sitting here typing pig emotes all day.
Listen, Rob, I know it's easy to be defeated, but hey, we're getting points basically every game.
Are we though? Like, are we?
Well, that game we got no points, but I'm Silver 2, which I haven't been yet.
We're through two wins away from gold two wins two wins. We don't even even get killed
We see the win. I swear to God you're peeing too much. I'm not even kidding. I don't care your ADHD as fuck
We should have sat on the mountain and had too much
We should have said I'm trying to get rid of the lobby for you
We should have sit on the map and pad you would have died out of the sky those kids were asked
I just can't take their role, bro. I go watch my clip
I literally just fucking tried taking the wall seven times and I couldn't get it
And then he opens the wall and just boxes me because I can't get up. I have no fucking pain
I want to run away Anywhere out this place
How long does it take to get a game?
How many Madadadis can you fill in an iCup while spelling run?
Oh did you just cancel our queue after we just sat for five minutes you fucking donkey
You fucking donkey.
You can't see how are you man?
I'm doing good bro.
I'm about to get golden.
Four night I'm feeling good.
The scuba emote is in four night?
You got this, mate.
Dude, shut up about that.
Please.
I can't hear that anymore.
I need like, I need like, hand right now, bro.
That's the only way my vibes are gonna get up.
Can you just like, fucking, just,
can you literally just fly here?
How often do you get hand, Rob?
Never.
Chat, yo, we're not, I'm not gonna mute audio.
Yo, hide screen, mute audio, take off your pants, bend over, like, what else, bro?
How much do you guys own me, dude?
I don't know, I'm just...
Bro, Jinxie, I hope that you better pray to God you never see me in person.
I'm taking your ass, bro, like, from keeping me on this game.
Yo, can we have bad people coming to watch that?
I'm gonna see you in person.
Why am I in Jinxie's bathroom?
I'm not.
I'm not in Jinxie's bathroom.
So please.
Dude, I'm gonna see you in person at the Fortnite program.
Yo, you know what's funny?
Yeah, there it is.
Yeah, you know, it's funny, bro. The more I play for tonight the less I want to go to the for night program
What I'm just gonna be getting passed around by Peter bot. I mean come on Peter bot is not even gonna pass you around
He's just gonna take advantage of you, bro. He's gonna take advantage of your fucking
Goyslop ass body, bro. He's gonna throw you around and play with you. He's not gonna just take advantage
He's gonna wait a lot. He's gonna just he's gonna disarrange your guts
We went from bronze three to silver two in six hours that actually
Gold isn't good
Yo Yeti snatchers you realize like these platinum lobbies are more hard to win than like any diamond or even champ lobby
Bro, we're literally getting like quintuple fucking third party every ten minutes, right?
I feel like a porn star. I'm not even kidding like I literally just feel like I'm just getting like they're literally just like
Playing with my body, bro. They're playing with my fucking tiny petite body like I'm dead ass serious, bro
He's caught yourself
But I don't know we always do these challenges and then it always looks like it's bleak
But then we just kind of persevere bro. Let's keep your head up. Yeah
This isn't a challenge. This is torture
No
Really some for that we could see the progression
All right, where do you want to go bro?
Oh by the way, bro, can't I just let the side that I'm getting updates from my chat right now with a fucking
An alert a mo bro like what is that here? We win the game here we win the game here. You just work with the fucking ocean
Well, you're telling me not to WP by the way
That's how we get the games done quicker then we don't get any points. We need kills you also know
But don't we get points for survival though?
There they go need kill it's a ten or ten twenty kills
I think ten kills like the most kills you can get that gives you points
Actually, I don't know because when I got stream site before and they gave me kills
They gave me like 50 kills and I ranked up to like a diamond
But the thing is this game is fun when you're not getting stream site. Why did I just hear whoops say you got this speed in my ear
How is that even possible? Yo, what are my mods doing like what are you guys dead ass doing?
How are you playing audio through my fucking headset?
Fortnite ranked 8 shit. Play Apex ranked like a real man. Bro, just say you get it.
We did play Apex ranked. We played three games at Apex ranked. That game is so dead that fucking we got in lobbies with only bots after trying for four hours.
Okay, that's a real dead game.
To be fair, we were in unranked. I'm not even gonna hold on.
You are sponsored! You are a fucking agent to all these video games! You revive these games because you get paid millions of dollars!
There's no way I don't believe it anymore. You're a fucking agent. You're sus, bro
I'm not I don't trust you no more. I did us. No trust you no more
You're a fucking agent, bro. You need to be fucking tested something's wrong with you, bro
You have a mic on you or something like are you a fucking spy?
We were queuing unranked bro. I'm not making this up
That's what it was. Yeah, cuz we couldn't get no great lobby
Because we weren't high enough level
yo this guy's actually a spy on God he's a spy bro I'm dead serious y'all gotta
keep an eye on this guy he's free bro this guy's a fucking freak I'm out of
here we gotta leave we gotta leave we gotta leave like now no leave now leave
now leave now get out of here now I bet that you know what this makes me
realized. I love League of Legends. I'm not even kidding. In League of Legends, it's like, yeah,
I want to like hang myself from a ceiling fan in game, but at least I don't get followed around
the map by literal pedophiles like this game. Bro, you're literally the one being followed by me,
so what does that have to say about me? What? Bro, I'm not even kidding, like, no amount of pain.
I'd rather have like a 0 and 15 top laner and League of Legends and be scaling with Yves and playing this.
When I'm getting slain.
It's the worst game ever. I try to tell you bro, it's the worst game ever.
I'm not getting it.
It is so unfun to be a creator in this game.
That's why I like, you know that was like, one of the big reasons why I actually quit this game.
Wait, man.
I couldn't stream it anymore. I couldn't stream it anymore.
I get, there's, it was impossible to stream.
But I think you're like a pro, you barely streamed any race, no?
I shoot all the time.
We run, why did you-
I quit Fortnite like initially.
Um, one of the main reasons that I quit,
even though I knew I was going to fucking lose all my viewers,
was because I actually had the, like,
everyone knows this, and you know you know,
the chat can conclude to this still,
where there's a thing called Fortnite Chat.
It is the most aged shit ever, it's just like,
it's like actual just like,
rulers just burgers just running around chat,
And I was just like actually sick of it. I was at the age where I'm like right I need I didn't be able to read something
That's like not just like so terrible and then also the fact every time I got on the game. I would get stream sniped and
literally the developers wouldn't do anything similar to right now um and
Yeah, all I did was imagine doing this thing see about 10 hours a day
For like 150 days straight. That is what my life was at one point
with no delay by the way, so
Well, that's my exact point.
So you quit basically just because of the stream side thing?
Yeah, impossible.
I couldn't stream the game unless it was tournaments, but even with tournaments I'll get stream
side.
Yeah, I'm trying to think.
If you're like a dude, if you're a Fortnite creator, it must be much better to just be
a YouTuber.
Yeah, it is.
You just like play a solo and just play normal
Well, we're two wins away, so let's tee up our let's tee up
We're two fucking wins away. Are you looted or you looted?
Nope. Nice. Good shit, kid
I'm getting beans. I'm getting flanks and beans. They 3-2-1 to me, bro. Oh my god. Well, he's by the rock. He's a noob. He's a noob
He's behind the rock, he's gonna be in front of me, he's behind the rock, he's behind the rock, he's in front of me.
There are so many rocks in front of you.
This one bro, I can't, I don't have a clue.
It's right there, yes, yes, yes.
I'm gonna get shot in the back bro.
I can just fucking kill him.
Were you died? That kid was ass.
I'm just gonna get him off, I'm sorry. You got to do this by yourself. I'm not playing
this game. I'm just not playing this game. I'm sorry. This is a solo playing duos bro.
I'm sorry bro. I can't. It's literally a solo playing duos. I'm sorry bro. I can't.
You're on your own. Ron, how did he kill you? He just 360 won me. That's what he did.
That's what he did. This is exactly what I mean when I say this isn't fun because we just spent 15 minutes looting up
Just to die to one kid who's so low-key
He might be cheating for all we know. I don't even fucking know. He just did a 360 one pump like like
I'm not gonna kidding. You see you're at the point now where you're just blaming me like I'm off, bro
Like I'm actually off like I'm dead serious and I don't think I could do this anymore, bro
I want to kill myself like I'm not kidding. I don't care if I get banned on terms
I want to kill myself kill myself not in game, bro
I don't want to play this no more this brings out the worst human in me bro. Like I actually feel like a terrible human
I got someone telling me that like like
Wait, Peterbott just did a winking emoji in our chat, do you see that, bro?
Wait, imagine we do squaws with Peterbott and Plex.
We could actually get it.
Clicks, what's your rank?
What's your rank?
Oh, God.
Clicks.
Clicks run one second delay, one second delay, why do you say one second delay that's not
a real thing Jynxxee.
Damn.
Clicks run zero second delay, that would be no delay, you fucking burger.
Bro Peter typed in chat, maybe we could do squads with Pete, that would be fun.
And then I see good luck, and it's just omai 5 and a pig emo running across the fucking
rom becoming lifeless dead ass like the emo like how we did for an url nice that's his
little leap rank?
I have a question about what the fuck are you why are you grinding?
Why are you grinding brains?
He wants to compete in FNCS.
Wait, J-JC wants to?
8-5 gift that I'm done just, thank you, bro.
Ah, Ron, I've been carrying on for the last 45 minutes.
Oh my god, man.
Are you kidding?
Yo, I'm not even kidding.
No troll, JC.
You make-make up your mind.
You want-you want to hate thread or no?
No troll, D.C. You make up your mind. You want you want to hate thread or no?
I'll end my stream right now and just let them all come to you. I don't give a fuck, bro
I literally have been sitting here since for seven hours playing this game with you, bro
I can't do this range, babe. I'm literally trying my fucking best. You want to fucking do this shit?
Let's do this shit, bro. I don't give a fuck. I have your dad's fucking number, bro
I'm gonna take my life and game and put you on the fucking card that told me to fucking do it
Go fuck yourself
Oh damn like that here. Are you a game? Did you guys lose? No we got third. So you lost?
No, no, it's we call for finals finals are in 30 minutes
Look
Clicks third place
Second loser second place is the first loser if you ain't fine
No, this is not finals if you ain't first your last son watch tell a day tonight, please God
I don't even know what the fuck you just said after you said the law shit
You're why did why does elite fortnight take five minutes to queue I'm so lost
You're on check your tax
Check your tax
Bro take your tax
This might be my last
This might be my last thing to get me to take my life
If you send me some bullshit
I'm not even kidding
Like if you send me your burger
If you don't fucking get out of my frame while I'm working right now
I'm gonna turn you into a campfire story
Bro you're not working
This is the most chad job ever
Just get the kills and let's win
Bro if you think streamings work
fucking Fortnight, bro.
Turn your fat ups and down.
Yeah, that's a good job.
You're actually an agent from Fortnight.
I'm not even kidding.
You have to be secretly getting paid like millions of dollars.
I'm on to you, bro.
You can say lies, you can say crap, whatever you want.
I'm fucking on to you.
I'm fucking on to you.
You're a spy, bro.
You're a spy sent in from the fucking government.
I don't believe this shit.
Yeah, why are we putting this sussy mode?
This guy's just scatting.
I'm starting to think that you're an agent
and high-fives is your like commander.
Now that, wait a minute.
Now that I'm thinking about it, wait a minute,
wait a fucking minute, you're a fucking industry plant.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
something, yo, yo, something's off right now.
Well, let's fucking get this win,
get our vibes up, get our energy up,
even though we're up in core and XSAT, yes, sir.
Let's go.
Come on here.
It's like, like, yeah.
Yo, Clicks, what is XSAT, bro?
What is the X set?
What is that, bro?
It's my team.
It's your org.
So you have ownership in it, you founded it?
No, I didn't find it, but I have majority equity.
What do you mean?
You have 70% equity of X set?
I can't say, but yeah, it's our team.
So sign off.
Sign off.
If you have ownership, you have to have like 50% or more.
Yeah, I know.
Well, then if you have 50% or more
that would mean you have more than the other fucking guy who put in millions of dollars.
Yeah, doesn't make any sense. Business wise.
That doesn't make sense.
Well, that's the number one team that I said.
Or whether the number one team, I mean, whether the number one organ like when I know that.
But it doesn't make sense. Why would someone invest millions of dollars to give you the
higher percent to own it? When that like if anything, they would give you 40.
I'm gonna ask you a question. I'm gonna ask you a question. What was what was the exit before
or before like me, faxity, Mr. Savage all joined like,
it wasn't really like, no, do you know?
So you-
I thought we elevated it.
We elevated it to the point where it is now.
I mean, I agree with that, but I'm saying-
Ron, you're funny, bro.
You're funny.
It doesn't make any sense logically
why someone put millions in it.
I'm just trying to understand it.
I'm not denying you.
I'm just trying to understand it.
No, no, it doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
Because, okay, the worst is,
this is how every org starts chat,
in every gaming work, there's one or two guys
that has too much money to know what to do with
and they're poor, they're just poor.
So they just curl money at an org
and most orgs lose money.
So how the fuck?
No, there's not a single org that does it.
It's not a single org that has money.
Majority equity and how much is it to invest in that?
Nothing?
I would get really deep if we were live,
but like we're doing good.
Like we're staying live, we're doing great.
No, it's okay to stay live,
but I think I don't think there's a single organization.
That is profitable, and you're right, the majority is not profitable at all, 99% of it.
Is T1 profitable?
But then, but then, but then, but then, but then that goes back to what you just said,
because if it is profitable, even by a little bit, that guy put in so much money, why would
you get the majority now?
Well, the top of that.
Why don't we make the majority of money, but the reason why I put so much money is,
and get it to here is eventually to sell it, right, if you sell X-Sed.
Listen to this.
$100 million plus, and you can make all your money back.
T1 is a profitable organization following its relaunch as a standalone joint venture in 2019
The global eSports organization achieved its first ever full year profit reporting operating revenues of roughly
$60 million in a net profit of
555,000 yo to 1.6 million that is T1 the biggest org in
Oregon, Korea, Japan and China and they're still only making one million a year on average
Holy fuck!
You know, guess how much money it is to get in Call of Duty?
I'm pretty sure it's like $50 million if I'm not mistaken to get entered into Call of Duty.
I could be so wrong.
Whatever.
Someone's googling.
There's like a stat like to put your team into like the COD League.
Oh, I'm on 170 things.
Did you cure?
Did you cure me in fucking China?
Jinxie, yo, what's up?
I cured you for the snipers.
Fang me later.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Wait, we actually probably won't get sniped.
Yeah.
That's not my style.
Not a red shot, right?
No, but yeah, you guys are saying that's it, $1 million.
Guys, they invested $60 million.
Maybe $1 million, and they're the most profitable
org in the world.
As I'm saying, that would be 60 years.
60 years would have to go by than being at the top,
than being at the top.
Guys, think about how hard it is to be profitable.
If T1's the most profitable org in the world,
and they're making on the high end $1 million year,
think about how much money is just sinking in other orgs.
Think about that.
No, that's what I'm saying.
It was never a problem. That's God forbid. I can't speak on too much right now, but there's a reason why yeah
Because I was like what am I doing?
Never any profitable simple as that
It's the truth
Yeah, the amount of money that was being dumped
unlike nonsense
bro but were orcs ever profitable if you think about it let's have a podcast
about to take away from the stream oh no there's not a lot of people say like
optic they can see like that they're not though they really don't say more
Simon's not an orc Simon's a friend group that's not all right I'm talking
about like phase optic no they're not
probable falcons no way falcons is
probable falcons spends like millions
on money don't they make like $200 million
they win the whole league they would
have to win the whole league after
taxes and the players was a little bit
but they win the league every single year
they're the best team never games
They just picked.
This Falcon is like...
They just have unlimited money, bruh.
I'm saying I'm compare with you.
Yeah, they do have unlimited money.
For sure.
They have fucking all-money in their money.
Yep.
Like, I'm not even getting shit on Falcon, in my opinion.
On the outside, looking in, it looks like he released proper war.
They just overpaid for players and his coach talent, and then just win.
But it's like they're spending so much money.
well they have the best rocket players the best sport night players the best
fucking CSGO players like they just make a lot of money no I didn't have the
best point of players XFS
yo
hang it up
no I'm not chill
how much is the key?
you're looking at him
jeez
I love it bro I actually
I want you to win so bad
Well, unfortunately, JNC, one game could fucking turn on everything, dude.
Remember the bending shit I know wrong numbers
One thing that I miss about playing
And just you remember this still
Well, I don't know what it is like imagine being like okay
I don't want to say it's like weirdly but like I miss like being like 18 on an order because you could get like paid like 10 to like
40k a month and just sit on your ass and play video games all day without streaming without anything
Are you guys allowed to say how much you got paid for my NRG or no?
I got paid $9,000 with no sponsor money at all during the prime of my career basically one point a month
I lost a million dollars for sure sponsors
But he said we lost sponsors without a renegotiation clause
I
Don't die anymore. Come sue me. I'm bored of life. I'm gonna take my life anyway
Lucas gold seems on my side, but I'm not gonna lose money
He's saying he's right right right that he would have been able to get sponsored revenue for like years
But wasn't able to wasn't allowed sponsors. Oh, okay, Steve
Everything I'm saying is all hypothetical
It's all a joke because I'm just a fat boss.
NRG treated me absolutely amazing and I love everyone I've seen.
I just killed him and died of the same odds on you.
I got treated all type of perfect.
They never did me wrong.
Every org slash company that I've ever been on has done nothing but respect me and given
me every opportunity and I'm beyond blessing.
Grateful.
Let's play Fortnite.
How many wins in that three?
The thing is, it's like, okay, but then how is that, how would it work make money off
You were on if they didn't steal those they don't make money. I was young
I could really say some shit that is the actual truth and certain shit would get changed right now
They would be such a bad look. They're lucky. I people are lucky. I keep my mouth shut, bro
That's I'm a law. I'm a loose cannon, bro
So before I leave the internet everyone is getting exposed. I'm gonna give a fuck
Friends, companies, everything!
I'm a loose cannon, bro!
All of you guys are getting exposed!
You too, Jigzy! You too, Klicks!
I'm a loose fucking cannon!
What the fuck did I do?
What the fuck did I do?
We can do, bro!
I'm trying to carry you on Fortnite,
cause you're fucking dog shit.
Jigsaw, I'll carry you in 50 free hours, bro.
You stay alive.
Get on me.
Where did he kick you out?
Yo, by the way,
I'm not allergic to anything.
I'm super healthy.
I love my life,
and I'm not fucking fat,
so I'm gonna live a nice, long life.
Oh, fellas.
Yeah, maybe get on me and be fucking fight
Why are we even keying this there's like 20 people here, we're just gonna die
We're like lagging oh, do you see we're fucking China right now like I am I think is so bad
So we're not getting sniped kid. God. Yeah, that's gonna be helpful. We don't win this fucking game
We're at 7,000 ping bursting fucking mongrel
Nice
I'm here. I'm one
Don't worry my heart
I feel all the kid try to get your finisher again. See if they're messing here. I'm here mahogany. No, no, no, fuck me
I don't know how I do my hop. I'm gonna be there. They're right. What do you come? I don't want to fuck you not gonna lie
I don't know. I just feel like you're not fun to fuck like jinxie
Like I could toss up in the sky and have fun with like you. I would just like cuddle up and just give you like kisses type of shit
Like I don't know how you want
Don't fuck yourself man
He's hiding bro. He's hiding. I know shit
Please god, let's just kill them take me come resume. Come resume. Oh, oh brother
Here god you're really in my dump. You just took yo your burger come here. Just rip up box me
Just box me and get me you're fine. Just full box
Oh, where are you?
Yeah, we're lagging but we're not getting sniped bro.
What are you doing?
Like, dang serious, what are you doing?
I could have been up by now. I'm under you.
I'm gonna die on his own. Oh my god.
I'm dead on his own.
Yo.
Don't let go. On god, don't let go.
I
Got my guy you say wait. I haven't met kid you want to mention yes, please daddy, please
You check oh, I thought you were just easy. No brown carry. Yeah, you're the carry bro. Oh, I'm zero seconds on my med kit. It's great
You got this speed
I just want to win bro nice job, please
This is why you're gonna win an FNCS, bro.
Clicks, bro.
It's time, bro.
You gotta win FNCS.
Clicks.
It's time.
Clicks, it's me, bro.
Ron.
Clicks, it's me.
It's time, bro.
That's so laggy.
I don't even know what I'm trying to kill this game.
I don't have a resident resident right now.
Chad, why am I gonna boxbox get a 120?
This is fucking evil.
Hey, Los, it's me
They click so it's me on
Run you drop me all your shit. Go fuck yourself brother. You do you do? I'm sorry. You're gonna have to be the one
I see everything dude
Make it quick bro, give him your ass bro, come on little pup
All I have is a pickaxe now please
You know you are a shit to me man
Butter?
You got this speed
Woo, I have no map
All hail Lord Klicks, you better kill everyone motherfucker
You better no fucking shit everyone
That's the point why you're dropping here stupid bitch
That's fine. I'm the first best because you don't have an FNC
Don't shit ass play it
Oh my god
Yeah, thanks for your happy and you were the carries, bro
Yes
You're fucking ass
Shut up
You got this, dude
You got that?
I
Want to be rebooted bro, no, Jack you decide red brimble or green brimble
Maybe a fucking salad lay off the fucking LB subbing
You're built like Joe Bortalo ZV injected fucking estrogen in his body Ralph shut up
You literally look like a fucking fall guys fucking character with no family, bro. Yeah, I'm sorry. You have no definition, bro
You literally look like fucking yellow be sharp as you said, you're like a jet-pumped marshmallow, bro
You look like a fucking pillow panel squished up even though the fuck that is
Look like a fucking pound of fucking punch, bro and much and fucking punchy. Just nothing miss, bro
You're a fat slob
Yeah, it's like so much tension
Yes, you have sexist when you someone got a spam on Wikipedia that the word glist of comes up with a picture of Jinxie's face
Oh, you're dead out the sky
Oh, that was my fault. Oh, that was my fault. You fucking burger, bro. You're actually a fucking cheeseburger
You're like Kirby, bro. You just suck everything in to become it. You're a burger. Oh
I'm gonna be honest, I'm gonna need y'all to help bro, I actually want to win.
Bro, I gotta put him on a leash.
Don't fight!
Come here, baby.
We should fight, Jinx.
Yo, Jinxie.
Come here.
Take this, baby.
Bro, we win.
We don't fight.
We need to win.
We gotta fight.
Okay, bro, I have two great missiles.
I'm coming.
I'm gonna come.
Just keep boxing up.
I'm gonna get some damage for you.
Alright.
I hate playing rebooted fortnite the shit's so ass
We're not in reboot for now. You're dying over and over
God what a midget I like I'm not kidding these kids might be Hawking
But she's
This is good these kids might be walking
like run away
Run away. You're gonna die. Put it on the way. That's good. Me bro. Oh, let's run left bro. I don't want to fight
I just want to win
Well, bro, you know me for messy in the fight. Thank you
Why do you have to make it like a race thing bro? Oh, we got it. It's white. That's cool. Oh
I'm just getting full off right now
Jinxy thinking we're gonna win a fucking game. I don't realize I have 2 NPCs on my team that I can't do a single amount of fucking damage
I have both 150 and my 2 fucking burgers are doing shit. I got 1 v 3 and we're water toward the ping I can't even do shit
I'm not a burger bro. He's more like a fucking pile of shit
I don't praise him that much real don't praise him that much. He is not a burger
I know if anything he's the fucking he's the finish of the burger bro. You're the you're digested of the burger
Server me run. Yo, I gave you all my loot. I had
If we're on central 100% I fucking the way ease but I'm fucking lagging all over the place. I'm teleporting. What do you want me to do?
I'm gonna touch you
That's why I'm talking I mean what Mike yo
What you guys were in at our G together did you guys live together or no?
For a month together for like a month
No, you guys remember the rice dumb like you guys were at a restaurant or something?
Do you remember that?
Yeah, I do remember that, bro.
Yeah, I do remember that.
No, you want to do this?
Let's do this.
Let's play these games.
I got nothing to lose around.
I'm ready to die in this world.
Like, you want to play these games, Dixie?
Let's do this.
Bro!
How about killing yourself, dude?
I'm not going to kill myself.
I'm going to get killed.
Yo!
Chris, how did you originally get known and same question for you, Ron.
How did you originally get known?
Unknown army basically carried me and clicks hosting me three times and then the rest of history, but wait run
You were never known before unknown army
Nope
Like what about you? How did you get known? Did you just do good in tournaments?
Why are you laughing Steve? Yeah, I I
Call okay, I qualify for the World Cup the most out of anybody I qualify for five times
Oh god
Come on up, I am warrior!
What the fuck do you want me to say?
Now I was winning everything.
You remember Skeptic back in the day?
Yes, the little kid that shown Tiku, right?
Yeah, yeah, blue hair.
That was my duo.
Wait, you duo with Skeptic?
Yeah.
You don't remember the L clip at World Cup
and then we died right after the mongrel?
Basically the clip goes like this.
Skeptic killed someone and then he went,
he took the L, he put the L to his forehead,
looked up at the sky to see everyone giggling
and just laughing and then in the two seconds
he just died and then Klikx just basically caught him
bad word and the commentators muted it.
That might be the most immature, like,
that's, like, something that would only happen in Bro Fortnite.
Like, how's it going?
Do you know anything else, Dixie?
Yeah.
Don't I know what happened last night?
What?
What happened last night?
He's killed fucking Sharkantini.
He'll show the L-dance, look to the crowd,
and he got pickaxe, the game after.
Not Sharkantini.
Bro, yeah, this is the shit that only would happen in Bro Fortnite.
A 12-year-old is doing a take the L-dance to the crowd.
like and then get shot down to the face how old was getting like 12 or something
11 I need to be 13 competing in six 15
let's help me at that time like 14
okay that eighth grace I'm trying to get him to do math I think I think I think
I think 14 so clicks did you like when did you start earning money when you were
like fucking 12 for the second they made it available they changed it from 18
No, it's a 13
That's all I would watch
There he is! I love that clip!
Classic. It is a classic clip.
FISTRY OOOOOOOONS!
For the Devil it was like, oh my god, bro. I'm lost, Devil.
So it's the whole United States here? Got it.
No one ever listens to Jinx here. No one ever listens to fucking Jinxie ever.
Wrong center. Here you go, Glicks. Kill em all. Here's 70 people.
Yep Darth Vader, flying through the sky with Jordans on, with red Jordans.
Thanks for stopping, thank god.
Big clickstick!
Get a close follow skin, get me out of here.
Oh yeah, I'm looking at you, no, my thing!
I'm eating you!
Oh you know Mr. Love?
Snipe Nata, I've died to Snipe Nata five times.
Are you getting banned? Why are you getting banned?
Oh, why do I get banned? I don't know!
Cause Epic Games has no dabs!
No dabs!
What do you mean? They're ready to help you.
They don't give up if you walk. I gave them my ID.
They don't fucking help anything, bro.
What are they ban- No, on everything, they should be banned if you walk.
They ban people.
Well, they're not.
Well, they're not.
No, no.
Epic Games.
BAM SNIPE NADA!
He's killed me five times in two hours!
I can have high-vives get time stamps if you need it!
High-vives...
High-vives...
Fuck my asshole.
Yo!
I fucking hear a high-vive, am I even joking?
Ten times the fucking time I watch you, bro.
He's won everything?
Yeah, because high-vives is his government, he's part of the government with Jinxly.
I'm not kidding, they're like spies, I'm telling you.
I'm on to this shit, I'm gonna be the one to expose it,
I'm not going missing bro. I don't know how to explain it. I don't know how to close it
But I'm gonna go I'm gonna go missing chat
I'm studying you know right now if I start taking off like days, you know if I go missing tomorrow, and I'm not streaming
blame
I
Know guys if I go missing tomorrow, I'm not streaming go to Jinx's chat and spam the stuff shit
I'm telling you there's something wrong with that guy. The last thing I need is more schizophrenia in this chat, bro, please
Oh John pork on me damn wait, Ron has four kills
Ron help bless
I'm gonna die
I'm boxed. I'm boxed. I'm gonna turn into a campfire story.
Well, well, well, look who's the last live with the most kills.
Oh, it's the three piggies. Yeah.
That's three jumpboards. Bro, make it a little more.
Flicks left. Flicks left. Flicks left, nice. Nice. Flicks left. Yeah, he's actually.
Snake-Nada. Oh my god, it's Snake-Nada. Snake-Nada, the same kid, over and over.
Yo, Snake-Nada, do me a favor, bro. Actually, I'm streaming on Twitch.
Ooh, I've got work. Oh, Jinx, he will back to just us. What do you want to do here?
We're working his server and he's been carried off.
BAN MARSO NOW!
Alright, well we need to delay it guys.
I mean, let's get real.
Wait, Peter? What about Peter? Oh my god, please.
Peter would literally never die in that lobby.
Get him. Get Peter, but Peter would fucking carry and just like lock in and everything, bro.
Let me call Peter, bro. That would be so fun.
I was sleep, he said. Let me call him.
Run!
Just don't bring up, just don't bring up, you know.
He literally, by saying that he brings it up, I'm calling Peter.
Please just summon Peterbot.
He has finals.
Yo, alright, let's stop this.
Those are fucking finals every fucking day on this game.
There's eval finals.
Stimp two, dip three, dip one, dip one west, dip two central, dip three central.
Eval finals, EWC, skirmish, skirmish, Pro-Am. How many events are there?
That's so wrong to join and stop being a cheeseburger.
Turn around and join please. He doesn't have finals? Okay, then, bro, Peter, please join. Peter, please.
please. Peter, please. Oh my God, please join. Please. Please just join. USA scored.
It's 959, bro. Kick rocks, kid. I'm going to miss the USA game. Wow, that's insane.
Well, are you a burger, bro?
Join the group call, please.
Bro, join the new call!
Join the new call.
Yeah, let me just show what the new call is.
This guy likes to see teeth out.
Just click join.
Click join.
Wow, bro, new call.
Peterbot is just not here.
At least we're ringing him this way.
Come on, Peter, please.
Please, Peter, please.
join please Peter please what the fuck 42
Ron get his number fuck give us number
take did he beat the fucking old team
what happened not on his number
please Peter please oh my god wait chat
are you sure 100% did he say that that
Turbos is so nice.
We need one win.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh my God, we need one win, Ron.
Ron, one win.
Yo, three minute delay,
or I'm gonna slit my throat in game.
You are gonna have three minutes to life!
And then-
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
And then what?
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
Pete has finals?
Yo, Ron, this is just me or this fort.
I have like a new tournament every week.
Oh, angry with the two of you are right, bro.
So we need a delay because we don't have a carry.
So talk to me.
Bro, I'm not going to live, I think he's just ready out.
Oh, yeah, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I'm not even going to do it.
This is what's going to happen.
Can you take a cue test, please?
No, this is OK.
What are you ready to have going to do right now?
We're going to have a snap.
Shut up, stop talking, bro.
You're giving me fucking age, bro.
Like, I'm going to have an age because of you doing it today,
bro.
We all started getting points.
We added a delay, you delusional little fuck.
We were brawns when we didn't have a delay.
Are you crazy?
At this point, can you just add Muta?
Can we get like a cheater or something?
That's not a bad shout.
Jack, is there cheats on this game?
Muta, get in here, bro.
He's got to have something.
He's got to have something.
Get low.
What is the lowest poll he's going to do?
Yo, add a delay.
Add a delay.
I'm not even going to start without a delay.
No, no, no, just try.
What rank are you right now?
Yo, chat, I actually, you know what, Ron?
I'm just going to go solo since you want to add a delay.
Not a continue.
Can you just listen for once?
Yo, Chow, let me keep this.
You have like, you know what's the system problems?
You have like, I'm Ronik!
I'm Ronik, you fucking idiot!
That's all you do today!
You explain, I explain.
No.
What rate for you?
Silver three, one win and we're gold.
And what percentage?
30%, or like 20%.
Queue up a game on central, everybody queue,
come give me all the kills.
Simple as that, try it one time.
Let's see if we maybe there'll be some W stream cypress for the first time, bro.
Just try it.
Everybody just feed us the kills.
All right.
Now I'm going to explain because okay.
All right.
Now you're done.
All right.
Cool.
So here we go.
Higgs is in the chat.
Wait, Higgs, can you join?
Okay.
So here's what's going to happen.
We went from silver to bronze with a one-second delay.
I begged for it.
Ready up close.
Yep.
Talks over.
See you.
See you.
Right there.
Right there.
But you did we went from silver to bronze as soon as we added a delay. That's how we got the silver three
There's no other reason that's the only reason why we're here if we go back to no delay
We'll die off spawn die off spawn die off spawn lose points and then we're silver to
USA scored who please don't fucking troll me
They did you know, let's just try one game
I'm gonna give them a chance if they don't if they don't I'll go right back on delay. Okay
All right, what do you have Higgs added per chance? We could play with Higgs maybe
Nope.
Higgs, what's your discord?
I got that Somerset D-roller, Gax, Muzz.
Higgs, please.
He sleeps.
Higgs, what's your name?
What's your name, Higgs?
What's your name?
I'll just type it in the chat, bro.
I'm going to add to you.
Just join and kill everybody.
Please, Higgs.
I'll like blow you.
Wait, how old is he?
He's like eight.
Maybe eight.
How old is Higgs?
Higgs, hi, man.
Higgs, what's your name?
Just type it.
Let me guess, Higgs has finals too?
Bro, if you won't bro, I can log in. You want me to log in?
Shut the fuck up!
Higgs, what's your name?
Higgs, what's your name?
I can't, I have finals.
Yo Higgs, none of these events are real by the way bro.
Yo, if it's not events, yes, it's not real guys.
You guys have finals every day.
I have finals.
The fuck type of shit is this?
Alright, alright, I'm not gonna go fucking delay.
Fuck this wrong guy try one bro just try one. All right, so you're actually yo you're sick
But I actually think you just want to keep getting streams night and never leave no
I'm not kidding try one game and let's see if those was feed me. All right every one of you streams night feed run, okay?
literally
USA already scored. That's actually insane. I've got two minute gold is
Unprecedented
Sina is still in silver on rainbow. No, she's trying to get to silver. I mean she's still not silver
Wait, let's actually check on that. That might be fun to watch that. Yeah, let's check her. We'll be good. Let's see
Chat watch her like D-Rank. Oh
She's fucking
She's still broad she's she's a point seven two Katie. She's a you Katie right now
I've never had a point seven Katie in my life. Okay. Yeah, you've never been that high, baby
I've had a positive Katie every season since beta and I've been champed 25 really positive
What's one intend to you then that's one game? I'm talking about okay
Sinna's four and seven and she's down 65 RP chat. I told you guys yeah, I know
Yeah, I told you guys
She's not gonna do this she called me about this stream concept
And I said if you do this solo, it will never end. I literally said this and she's still didn't
She still did it bro 2 and 5 defeat minus 23 RP
What it for defeat if she's solo she will never do it
She's more likely to get copper than silver. It's never gonna end
She understands she's spotted by a scan right now
Bro, oh my god chat. She's played organ coasts out back coast club shall a outback console at night even laughs
She's been playing ranked for five hours. She's and she doesn't have to destroy a Fenrir
She keeps running into a Fenrir. She's a burger
Wait, wait, wait, are you she wait? Hold on. Let's see. She just keeps running over and over into Fenrir
And also it's in it like tap she called me about this about two weeks ago
She's like no, but I don't quit. I don't quit. I don't quit. I'm like, yeah, sit up. You're gonna have to quit
Like this is not rag 2.0. It's literally fucked.
She's- oh my god, I just spit Pringles all over my fucking leg.
How the fuck?
Alright, JC, here's what I'm gonna do.
Everybody give me kills. Nobody kill me.
Okay, if you give me kills, you're getting VIP. Simple as that.
You guys can kill Jinxy, that doesn't matter.
Just let me get the kills just let me get the kills
Killing Jinxie is the way you guys can do the dance and shit, but everyone's giving me the kills
Oh
What's up, bro
I
Listen, we're gonna go
The most famous cheater of all time. Yeah, who's for fate? Who's a more famous cheater, bro?
Come on. I'm going right here
Everyone's speed me kills. Do not kill me simple as that bro
See me kills and you'll get W spans watch the W's roll in from the chat about shot
Yeah, and if someone tries to kill me bro, just shoot them
Yo, everyone feed Ron, everyone feed Ron.
Thank you bro.
Just one kid though, just one kid. Everyone can feed me.
Look at the W spam coming in. Wow, they got the W spam coming in
Anyone who actually kills us let's just have the chat match report them. I don't give a fuck. Let's just get banned today
Yeah, I don't give a fuck. You know chat y'all down for that or no. I don't give a fuck. Yep. Yep deal
Why are you building bro? Let us kill you.
I'm not even kidding, you're sick.
If we lose Blitz in this, I'm gonna be mad.
I don't think you will I already got kills
I need everyone to feed me come here feed me like I'm a fat puppy monster
Everybody feed rod everybody feed rod everybody feed rod
Since I'm not talking advance
No troll feed me like I'm fat
I
Don't be staying coming in. I don't give a fuck man me. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck at all
I'm not supporting type you should slash lamo does not support is easy
I don't give a fuck. I'm not supporting his useless right now. I'm gonna fuck Bami from Twitch Bami from everything
I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I've lost every day
You know what run I might just do a solo game with a 15 minutes delay
All right, bro
I
Turkey scored art a fuller, but check the game like guys this game means nothing dude
Pull the stitches and playing USA already called like this game doesn't matter about this game's over. It doesn't mean anything
We didn't care anymore rapid it's in the chat who's KBM rapid your rapid what rank are you bro?
Are you like a fucking police on real? I'm gonna call the police. I'm actually about to call the police. I'm not kidding. I
Need them to come save me
true cope uh yeah you might have like cte bro i don't have much time left in me okay kbm rapid is
a top pro all right rapid tiger discord i'm gonna invite you to call just kill everyone bro kbm
texted me nice my mom texted me why do you keep dying i'm watching lol i'm about to yo mom i'm
about to i'm about to take that house and sell it i'm not even kidding i'm about to literally oh i'm
I'm gonna gotta, I'm, oh, can't get rapid.
What's your score?
All right, back.
Rapid, yo, I swear to God, if you're like Unreal,
I'm gonna lose it.
I'm just gonna get table bent by Unreal Streams, that verse.
All right, what is it?
Rapid with four Ds and a one, got it.
Awesome, Paulson.
Hey Ron, it's me, I'll carry you guys.
Yo, your name is Greg the Go, bro.
Like, who are you?
You mean Greg the Go, or are you an idiot?
Why'd you add epic?
All right, rapid join this call, bro. Why'd you add epic rapid join?
Rapid join rapid join
This is cold IGL. Okay. Yo rapid. Yo, what's your rank, bro?
I have no idea. I think I'm glad I had a misery bro. Oh, thank God get the fuck in here
Bro, he's better than Clicks, right?
He's better than Clicks, right?
I'm pretty sure.
Add that what I put in the group chat.
Hey, you all had it, because she doesn't know how to do that.
He's not capable of that.
I'm doing that now.
You sick degenerate psychopath.
Rapid, let me know if you got that.
Twizz Rapid.
What does Twizz stand for?
What does Twizz stand for?
Uh, it's like, uh, Org.
Are you into Org?
How much are they paying you?
I'll pay you more.
It's Twizz.
It's Twizzed in Mines.
I'm pretty sure they're in Rock League too.
Oh my God, it's Twizzed in Mines?
Bro, I'm starting to Org.
I don't give a fuck
Listen, here's how the fortnight or works to
Oh, he's a lead, he's a lead too
Nice, let's see, let's kill bro, come on James
Let's kill
Yo, Brad, I'm starting a board
It's called jitties disciples, bro
Here's how it works
You guys get paid in burgers
And I get all the winnings
It's gone jitties disciples
Hurry, I'll be back in a minute, alright?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
in a minute, right?
Well, why does Lacey keep using like AI fucking videos
on his Instagram where I was like, what is this?
Keep saying the most weird fucking AI videos of him.
It's a T-flu contract.
Chad, what even was T-flu's contract?
What was the whole drama with that?
I can't speak.
Bro, stop, bro.
You were not a part of that from fucking six years ago.
Well, I made one joke and I actually got told
to delete my video and it was going viral.
me if you know a video I'm talking about. Yeah, in the Minecraft marathon? Aware. Nope, not that one.
That's another one. Aware. Turkey scored again. Yo, the game means nothing, guys. The Turkey's
locked into fourth. USA's locked into first. The game means nothing. Everyone go to 60 cents on the
goal. None of USA, like USA's not trying. Our best players are sitting. This game means nothing.
If you have no ball, you have no ball. People from Rob's chat are literally typing goal.
I think we grew farther apart from being friends today.
Nope, that ship sailed during Minecraft, Brad.
You've been raiding me for four days.
That ship sailed during Minecraft, buddy.
Oh, yeah, Gold Chat, who scored?
Was it Artichoke or...?
Yo, I'm telling you, if Rapidus and get 27 kills this game, I'm gonna lose it.
He's a fucking killer.
should find it yeah we got it wait rapid you're in twisted minds bro yeah how
long have you been a pro for um it's like 20 20 24
you listen 2019 you delusional psychopath wrap it wrap it up wrap it
listen listen so much fncs's did you win oh Darth Vader's here Darth Vader's here
I'm so done. I'm so done. Yeah, don't wrap it bro. Ignore ignore the sperm cell in the golf
Listen lock in bro. I need to fucking carry us. Where should we go?
Bro, where do you want to go bro? We are your fucking children today. Let's go over here. We're getting
That's we've been here. We've done this track. Yeah, it's watching us. They're actually smart
I'm never gonna get off this game. I'm gonna be silver for the rest of my life
Rapid, if we get a 10 kill win, I think I'm gold by the way.
I'll literally fucking blame you for lying if we get a 10 kill win.
We're gonna 10 kill win, we got this.
We're rapid, how many of you got this speed?
Uh, 19.
Haha.
Thank god.
You got this, Spadey.
Guys, if you're gonna shoot, snap us, just don't kill us.
Rapid, how many of us?
Rapid, you got someone on you.
No talking, bro.
Rapid.
Yo, Rapid, you got a guy who's got a way better drop than you.
Rapid, we can't.
Oh, no.
Rapid, we can't go here.
No, he's first, rapid first, rapid first, rapid first.
No, he's one, pick us some more, pick us some more.
I can't!
I dropped the...
No, it's fucking! Why is that implemented in the game? To me, someone!
No way.
Oh, let's forget it.
We got Jinxie, bro.
Oh, Jinxie's not even...
Oh, don't worry, Jinxie's not even anywhere near us.
Let's get boxing gloves and stuff us in the ring.
Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's actually do it. Let's do it. Oh, people. You're oh my god
Yeah, that was actually the most stream-type lobby yet. Cool. It's almost like this one little sight
Yeah, you're a fucking burger. How are you still alive dance dance dance?
Wait, how are you?
What the fuck?
That is reboot of my stuff
Wait, wait, what?
Kids, he just recruited himself.
Yo, they're everywhere. This is crazy.
Now welcome to the squad, man.
What is the squad?
Alright, where are you going?
Alright, I'm going, I'm going.
I'm not doing this, I can't.
I don't know what you're questioning!
We died one time!
We died one time a rabbit!
Oh, there's a bad chop!
One more!
400 delay?
Are you streaming rapid?
No.
you
I'm not kidding no
I'm going I'm gonna go play solos no actually go play so I don't fuck
do one more game you're just you're just being ignorant right now because if you
go play solos you're just never ever gonna get it because now everyone is
gonna get in your lobby and you have no one to carry you also you need like five
Five to seven kills with the win to get a good amount of points.
If you get the win with two kills, you're just going to rank up 25%, which means you're
going to need four wins.
Permission to spit ball.
One, this is an elite lobby.
I'm going to be in a silver lobby.
I can't kill any of these kids.
In silver, I can kill them.
Two, if I have a three-minute delay, I'm going to get the victory royale, and then the world
cup's going to be over.
People are going to have kids grow up, get married, to die.
You know what?
Go play.
Go play, no go play, no rapidly, go play.
I can get another pro if you want.
No, no, no, fuck the bros!
I'm playing silver with a 10 minute delay!
Yo, I'm doing a 15 minute delay!
I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna play Armageddon, you see?
I'm doing a 15 minute delay!
Ron, love you to death!
Play it, play it, play it!
I will, I fucking will!
You're gonna see guys, watch.
Hey Ron, I'm gonna catch you, love you to death!
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna wash party you!
I'm just gonna hate you.
All right Chad, here's what's gonna happen.
My screen is gonna be blue for 15 minutes.
All of you little, yo, shout out fucking ex-gucy.
All of you little delinquent fucking shit stains.
I'm gonna do a fucking, I'm not gonna do 15 minutes.
I'm gonna do a three minute delay.
If I get stream side with a three minute delay,
you know what's happening, 15 minutes or three minutes?
15 minutes or three minutes, bro.
LLL, everybody that's saying L is an elite kid who plays Fortnite 26 hours a day, hasn't
showered, hasn't felt the touch of a woman, doesn't use deodorant, smells like shit,
and they've been running me down, queue slapping and stream sniping me all day long.
Yo bro, you're an elite in Fortnite, this is your game.
If, yo, the games that I, yo, my game, I was number one global in.
your elite rank and chop it up your ass, you little stream sniping fucking loser!
Elite, are you kidding me? That's sorry as fuck! That's sorry as shit! I'm a 25-time
champ! I want 70 fucking tournaments in my game!
Monoculates do not even compare! Team stream sniping and four regular shit
names? Elite rank? That's sorry, that's shit!
Ron's gonna stream savvy on a silver account. He can't. I have a three minutes
delay. I'm gonna be on fucking Britain. I'm gonna be on English servers with a
three minutes delay. If I don't instantly get gold, I'll be shocked. Watch this.
Red-a-Rage, I'm not on Red-a. Listen, the screen's gonna go blue for literally
I'm going to have a 180 second delay.
If I get stream sniped, I don't know what to say.
See you guys in three minutes.
You want me to do 15 minutes today?
How many seconds is 15 minutes today?
Let's play homage next, you see.
No, let's do it.
Let's play homage next, you see.
I'm going to do 15 minutes today.
How much is 15 minutes?
How many seconds?
How many seconds is 15 minutes today?
I'm doing it.
I'm done.
900 seconds.
All right.
All right, I'll see y'all boys in 900 seconds.
High-bives, when the screen goes blue, I want you to-
I didn't know what to say.
15 minutes to lay.
All right, I'm doing it.
you
you
You
I did not know they can keep doing that
What about their group health I'm so confused
Are they gonna die when it goes to zero I'm so lost what's happening. What is this? What is this?
They're almost dead right
Let's go
Let's go
Yes, that was a fun one. I'm not gonna lie
Bring out the big dog yo hey mods ban the word
What?
What?
I
Just leave bro
I thought the dentist was my tube brush and hers, sorry, is that one of your night terrors, sorry?
Bro, bro, stop bro, I just want to stop, stop, I don't know.
No bro, I had a dream that you played for 12 hours and you died at the end, just some whole shit.
I'm afraid that was reality, bro.
YES!
YES!
YES!
Demigod failed!
Let's fucking go!
Oh my god.
Wait, cinema?
Bro, it was the Talismans.
It was way easier with those things.
Oh my god.
Oh
Come down. Come down.
Have I seen you call?
Yeah.
OK.
Do you want to check the where?
Do you want to check the where?
That's back.
That's back.
That's back.
Do you want to like kiss or something?
I
Was like in that last in-game we was run actually edit 200 in like a perfect pump shot 200 max damage with that
What what
What? You can't. What?
Are you fucking shit?
Go in to press E!
E!
E!
Oh my god!
You want more pressure, you have to do more damage.
Why is your ass?
Why did the cheat?
Oh, no, that's...
Oh, here it is. Okay.
Why did the tampon stream spader across the road?
Go. Flash Q, flash Q, flash Q, flash F.
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! Yes!
Suck my dick, bitch! Suck my fucking dick.
Jigsaw Nobbyk!
And I realized I'm literally just talking to myself.
So I'm just gonna do like a 20 second delay...
I don't know.
I tried to do a 15 minute delay, and I realized I'm literally just talking to myself.
I gotta kill.
I gotta kill all swans.
I'm back guys I tried to do a 15 minute delay and I realized I'm literally just talking to
myself I have like a 20 second delay yo I'm currently silver too I just need to win how
How many sold-outs?
Do you have just one sold-out?
I mean, I'm literally all I'm gonna do is just hide in a corner, shout out Bush Camp
bad.
I don't give a fuck!
Before that stream cypress I've had it up to here.
All I'm gonna fucking do is hide in a corner, slowly approach the zone, heal up, and only
fight until I'm top three and I third party.
That's it! That's it!
So first game scenario, I get second every game.
I'm better with the SMGs.
Two to one Turkey. Guys, for the 97th time.
USA top the group. They do not give a fuck about winning.
They're setting all of their best players so they don't get injured.
Am I talking to a wall?
wall. This is how sports works. If you're about to enter a knockout stage, you're not
going to risk injuring your best players. Turkey has nothing to play for, so they're
just going to play for fun, and USA's sitting all their best players. Now let me focus and
stop filling my brain with brain rot. Please.
Guys, I'm literally going to get first place in every game I play. I'm not even getting.
Who the fuck is this?
If I shoot him I'm gonna get turned on and die.
Well there's no way I die right?
Oh no.
This guy's a friggin' noob.
I swear to god if I die.
I have medkits I can see you roll back.
I have my kids, I can see them all day.
I'm gonna be streaming Fortnite until I'm dead.
I'm going to be streaming this motherfucking cop-sucking fucking game until I'm dead, bro.
I'm going to high screen for the landing spot, at least.
Is Zuhain thinking of the 10 gifted?
I'm going to be streaming Fortnite until I'm dead.
I don't know.
I didn't know getting gold in Fortnite was literally impossible.
How did he eat that much SMG shots after just tanking a storm for a minute?
How did he eat that many SMG shots?
I'm not even kidding, how?
I mean, at least I gained D-Lo, right? Am I going to go to sleep on stream?
Oh!
No way, right? Will you go to Vaggiftive?
Ron is hate-watching you?
All right, I'm hiding stream.
No one knows my skin.
Bro's talking to himself.
You can build by the way.
Uh, boggles, I understand that.
I thought it was a, I thought it was a good engagement because he, first off, I took all
of the shield off on two separate occasions and then he ate a storm for 20 seconds and
then out of nowhere he just had a third set of shield.
That guy was like the shield meister.
I'm actually going to be here for the rest of my life.
All you do is excuses and cope.
Buggles, all you do is rage bait all day, every day, for fucking five fucking years.
That's all you do.
That's all you do.
That's all you do boggles
You can't end until you get unreal I'll literally be here till the end of time I'm getting I'm getting gold I'm getting gold
I'm getting gold
Ron sent me to say good luck.
Ron is hate watching.
So one guy said, Ron said good luck and then another guy said, Ron's hate watching.
USA is losing, all right, I'll just keep beating it into a wall.
The game means nothing.
USA topped the group, Turkey bottomed the group.
The game means nothing.
USA is saving all of their talented players for the knockout stage, which is what actually matters
Because when loser draw USA has the same matchup no matter what?
Your chat look who disinvited me to a lobby
Ron column
Hey, Ron, it's me
It's trios with poyo and and uh, rapid
What
Bro, you wanted one second to play the whole time, bro
If I don't get gold soon, I'm gonna lose that.
Alright, Pollo and Rapid just kill the entire fucking lobby.
Please God.
Pollo and Rapid, please just kill the whole lobby.
Oh my God, please.
I just want to be gold.
Shump to get the burn.
Should have just stayed on the 15 minutes delay, it would be just starting just now.
Alright, poyo and rapid are on my team, so it's not even possible for me to lose. It's not impossible.
I'm just gonna follow poyo like a fucking dog.
I'm gonna follow for you like a fucking dog
Oh, no!
Mythic chest!
I look at the bottom you laugh yo this guy Minasucra always thinks that I laugh I didn't laugh
at shit.
Lay Jynx what's this?
I think he's muted.
Oh he took off the light.
Come up, come up.
No one knows we're in this slot right now.
We're good, right?
Yeah.
Thank you. It's muted
$100 with the other game
Yes, $100. Are you guys are you guys fucking serious like no, no bro, please I just want I just want to get gold and literally never play ranks again
literally
You let me know I got I got I got funds in PayPal. I'll even put it to 200 each
I'll even play ranked for today
Seven hours seven hours, man
Hey, would you start at Lorraine did Paul just laugh
Can I ask why you drop your shotgun every chance you get because I'm better with that some G bro
Well, where did you start at today?
Uh, bronze, bronze three.
So I went from bronze three to silver two in seven hours, and Ron refuses to play with
Delet, and he likes getting cheated, right?
But sometimes the street snapping is a kind of unique thing, but you gotta check.
There's literally no fucking way you guys lose it.
You guys are like top tier pros, right?
No, no chance.
Not this game, but like, you got under your stream snipers, isn't it?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
We gotta end it on the squad one, though.
We need to end it on the squad one.
Yeah, I'm trying, bro.
Just let me get away.
Little fun fact, Jinx.
You guys are like disciples of the stable and all that.
Maybe you should both watch my squad, FNCS, and maybe...
Bro, let it go!
God!
I would have bought this FNCS for eight hours!
Let it go!
Let it fucking go! Let it go! It was 2019! Triple editing wasn't even a thing yet!
Let it go, OUCH! Fuck!
I need triple editing help, yeah.
I'm thinking about it now.
You want a squads game with the best controller, Brian, player of all time?
good job bro it was fucking seven years ago let it go so who won gamer the year
2023 chat is it relevant anymore if they play seven hours and can't get out of
silver like that I'm just curious like I just want to know like I just want to
know
I
Said art the fucking clown bro, yeah, I'm gonna miss the whole USA game. Oh my god
Holy shit, I've heard about the clown that hides from gay people man. No, no, no, I haven't bro
You got some sort of tough just killed everyone bro, please
the next game enjoy this because the next game there's going to be eighty-seven
Do you want to use I get some audio polo? Can I see some good gameplay come on?
He's pretty sure
I can shoot for him, but it won't suck in it, bro. I think I want some good gameplay, please one of you, bro
There we go now. I got some now. We have good games. I look at this. He's got no audio
Wait, so this is polo. Wait polo you're like the greatest for their player in the game
bro come on don't be humble bro to be honest
still humble man
is he the greatest right now? like genuinely?
yeah one of them for sure
hi vets do you keep flicking the mouse up yo hi vets I'm gonna soft you bro
like stop keep flicking I am not I'm done
I'm getting shot in the back Polo
you are Jinxie? yeah I'm gonna get to you guys whatever
That's what's going on.
You can't pop such a chug jet, bro.
I've never seen you show your boss.
Wait, someone's showing me here, boy.
Where?
Right here.
Yo, I've never seen someone hit him like that.
I'm gonna strategically miss the shotguns again, this is.
What the fuck? Yo, take these guys.
Oh my god, wait, that's a good impulse to go wait up guys wait up. Oh my oh my god
Oh my oh my god, how do you edit that quickly guys wait up? I'm here
Yo, can I get some impulses so I can keep up with y'all? Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna fire outside my house
Thank you, bro
Oh my god, thank you.
I think someone's got to rob my house in 10 minutes.
See, someone's going to rob you.
In 10 minutes in the...
No, 11 minutes right now.
They're going to rob me.
What'd you get, though, McDonald's?
I'm going to set the rate very...
Yeah.
We like
He's lagging what the frig he's lagging through the sky you see that
Matter he's
doesn't this
Wow, right having a shot
Fuck man, you're gonna get the last kill 100% we got you. We're no longer. No, no you guys should die
Yeah, that's what I do
You got that boy up. No, no guys
We have we have to
please speed this is a little too free yeah we can't make it this is you
oh my check look how we guys wait oh my god the headshot accuracy yo guys
You have edit on release on what the fuck
Yeah, they say hard zero five basically
That's why I'm not good at any more checks. I'm not on zero ping. If you're on zero ping then you're one of the best.
Maybe you know back in my day, bro, when I used to, uh, I won F and C.
Oh, I won F and C.
Run into the queue.
Wait, what happened? What's happening?
We're swine.
You hit that queue, but you can just go flying.
Like, look at the game knowledge these guys have in their VHS.
I'm like unheard of wait you live with Peterbott pobo. Yeah, you tell much that hi
Wait tell Peterbott um
That's three owns shut up down or um, bro, I don't know bro tell Peterbott I said hi. Yeah
Tell Peterbott. I don't know bro. Has he helped you get a win yet or no?
Nice sort of aired us
My god, look at that kid. Oh my oh my god
Bro this guy's insane, but you guys have 16 kills wait, I'm just gonna get
You should see what I'm watching right now. This is like
Or this kid just doesn't miss bro like rapper, bro. I wish I could see you right now man cuz this kid
Well, it was crazy
Oh
For yo, pull it be honest. Did you used to watch my montages or what?
Yo
Be honest, did you watch my high-light video or no?
I told you you heard you heard though
He is knocked on the floor for like 55 seconds of it
I
Be honest follow did you learn shit from my video?
Did I learn anything yeah, did you learn did you learn some stuff from that video?
Yeah, I bet I know does the best player in the world. Yeah, bro. Yeah, no, the best I agree. Thank you
Bro this dude polo is like too good
Guys wait up
I need impulses or something you guys. Yes photo. Oh, you don't need impulses you need you need God
Well, you can't win this without anyone bro. You just oh my god. Oh my oh my god, 50. Oh my god
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Alright, we're gonna kill one of them.
What the fuck?
Can't win your data file.
No, no, no, no, no.
What the fuck?
Alright, let's see.
Good luck. Good luck.
No guys. Guys. Guys.
No, no, no, no.
Come back later.
No, no, no, no.
Epic discovery.
No, no, no.
Okay, that's fine.
He's bad.
Yeah, just talk tomorrow.
Okay.
Peace out, Epic.
What? I think it's another fall? Actually, I'm more of one of them?
Yes, I had a fall.
Alright, alright, alright.
Alright, JC, let's see what you got, bro.
Ken, Jinxie, we don't want to be one to save his life.
I'll be going if I win this, right?
Yeah, yeah, probably.
Nothing like you'll be held in place.
You should get my lead.
Jinxie, in a 1v1 situation, has probably these worst inventory slots I've ever seen.
He's gonna die to storm because he's about to be a flying stick.
And he's literally dead within...
Why are you just joking?
Yo, you're gonna die!
Why aren't you building?!
You're good, you're good.
Wait, I think he's gonna die to storm.
Jizzy run, Jizzy run, Jizzy run, Jizzy run!
Jizzy run and you win!
He's gonna die.
Don't be...
I mean, he's feeling right now.
You should...
You should tell me where he is.
He's gonna die!
You're gonna die!
Holy shit, what are you fucking...
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
You're best. You're best.
What are you doing?
Wait! You got this!
You got this!
It was so bad!
What are you doing?
Oh my god.
You are the worst!
Did you get gold?
No, he's still silver two.
He's silver two!
No, silver three.
70%, 70%.
Should we get on it for some squads?
Come on, bro.
What do you say, James?
One last run, bro.
I'm getting on, boys.
Here I come.
Yo, I'm not gonna lie, bro, because you're just adorable Jinxie like you're actually so I don't know how to describe her, bro
Anyone else just agree with that he just is cute, bro
Like I don't know what it is. I see you use all your brainpower. It's just beautiful
All right, send me an invite bro one of you. Yeah, I can't see you. Thank you, bro
I'll do this. Yeah. Yeah. There's a switch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to you got to change
it from non-ranked squads and then change it. It'll change the rank. USA is losing our
boggles. I've explained it nine times. Wake up and smell the coffee. This game doesn't matter.
Like if you think USA losing means anything right now, it doesn't mean anything. Ready
up James. They're not starting the starters. Are you five years old boggles? We got to
You're killing it, man, it's been eight hours of four night ranked Wow somebody shank me
I'm gonna wear the lacy. Yo, we have a one-second delay
Rapid and polo. Uh, welcome to this is what it's actually like this game
All right
Like my skin or no
Reminds me of someone
It's kind of looks like I'm not gonna lie. It actually kind of looks like you chicks like no troll
This kind of looks like you and Lois combined. Why would they why would they make this a skim bell? I didn't understand
I gotta go my own way
Man I would do literally anything to be golden for that I
I
Would do anything to be golden for night anything
Listen bro, this is your rank up. You know, it's crazy. I think you would have ranked up if you won. Yeah, I think so, too
I mean you're mad close you're like what 80% no he needs one win I'm not a lie I don't
even think you know I think you're going to win I think if you just get like eight kills
you'll ring out Polo how um how did you become a pro bro he watched my videos remember bro
man just let this shit go let this shit like please bro I don't care I know you won the
FNCS. Good job. You have told me about your fucking FNCS win for literally like every time
I've spoke to you on a 30 minute periodic timer, bro. I dragged the fuck out of Gamer
of the Year. It's not even close to how much you dragged this fucking FNCS run. If I hear
you talk about your FNCS one more time, I'm going to put a double barrel shot man in my
throat. I don't care. Okay. Good job. Polo. How did you become a pro bro? What'd you do?
I just played Hella. I just got good.
You watched my offense. Yes. Oh my God. Hi guys. Is there like a server mute or something?
I'm just trying to express some positivity, bro.
It's been drinking again. You can tell. I have not drank a sip.
Is that why you're aggressive today?
No, Ron. I'm aggressive because you love having a one-second delay. You love getting streamed tonight.
Like, you love talking about your friends?
Yes.
I haven't even talked about that yet.
We can watch more highlights.
Ron, you've forced your highlights down my throat
probably five different times.
It's literally you getting knocked in an end game
after like hitting someone and then going,
oh, come on, come on, nice.
The pizza is five, four, 400 pounds and aggressive.
I'm getting scared, bro.
You're starting to scare me, man.
Just relax, Jinx.
Take a breather, bro.
You're about to hit goal, bro.
Life's good.
Yo, Polo, you wanna know what's statistic?
What?
When Ron won FNCS, his squad had 45 kills.
So you wanna know how many Ron had?
Five.
He had five of the 45 kills.
He had what?
You wanna know what's statistic?
Now, the contribution of his team.
Oh, look, you wanna know what's statistic?
You wanna know what's statistic?
Jigsie's been playing R6 for about,
I don't know, maybe like seven years.
And out of every tournament, he's one Stomp and has probably combined like a like, I don't know, like 470 kills and Jinx, he's had 20.
Yeah.
Let's talk about it, bro.
If you think I've had 20 kills combined in my life, like that'd be not average, like one kill every three months.
Does that make sense?
I mean, dare I say one in 10?
What does that mean? I keep seeing people say that. What does one in 10 mean?
I
Smell the coffee and what else does it mean, bro? I had one killing ten deaths, bro
I had one it was two years ago. It was a horrible day, and I've been reminded about it for two years
Let it die. Just let it die
What about the two and 21 for Valorant stream science blatantly blatant
All right, that's a good way so much time to queue this is literally gonna be 60 stream snipers
I'm not even kidding. This is the gold game though. How many kills do we need 10 and we're gonna need like maybe 10 kills in the games
I'm using like the top five. I think I actually don't think you need it
I just got like
Yo, we did a strat with booga you guys are on streaming right you guys should go away and then reboot us when we die to the stream
Like go away. Let's just don't show your map. We're really in. Yep. All right, Ron. I'd your math
I bet you could like show your stream. Just like don't like hit the map, you know, I bet
Okay
Wait for me about switching the bus with a market or to say it don't even market don't even market. Don't even market
Don't even market. Just yeah, that's gonna send you boy. Oh
Lazy general lobby. Got it. Yeah
Yeah.
It's nice to see you.
Hey Rob, tonight Nada, thanks to the bus driver.
Yo, this is your entire summer break, man.
Everyone split up.
One of us will survive and reboot.
Everyone split up.
Goddamn this skinned stomach.
Overlap the fucking map.
I can't even see where I'm going.
a lot of soul here boy oh yeah I'm gonna start the game
you see anybody probably probably all my things ain't wrong no they're all on
them bro I'm in the sky you do your thing man I got some placement points
you got this speed
Look at the reboot you guys whenever I'm not gonna die are you crazy? I'm a real proud
I feel like I'm sober three like 75% to gold this is literally the game. Yeah, yeah, we'll get it on this game
Got to respect the passion from SnipeNata.
I would literally punch SnipeNata square in the jaw, in game.
He has been string slapping for 8 hours.
SnipeNata, please get your life together, Grapp.
Darth wall down.
There's someone named Ballright41 who just got knocked.
I have no mess.
Nice, I'm a fucking burger.
You got me?
You can arrest me?
You can arrest me?
Cheers.
You should die, Jinx.
Should I die like now? Like die now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, I'm gonna die now.
Let's do this together.
Bro, this skin is making me die, bro.
I'm gonna die right now.
Okay.
Bro, give me like some gold in your shotgun.
I like it.
Alright, that one HP, yeah.
Are we dead?
Oh, there it is.
It's just disgusting.
It's fucking disgusting.
Fuck off!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Snipe Nonna!
You are the biggest news rapper.
You're the biggest fucking news rapper, Snipe Nonna.
Game night started two minutes ago. Let's go.
Your epic, epic games developer squad.
I have been calling for Snipe Nonna's personal ban for six hours now.
does anyone work on the game or do you guys just chill collapse holy f**k
well I'm gonna need you to literally decapitate Snipe down all right
f**king decapitate, bruh
if you find Snipe not and kill him just shoot his body, continue to shoot him
I get that golden key.
The skin was like, hey, hey, hey, don't fuck yourself, bro, I don't give a fuck, you're
not even your teammate, you're just a fucking weight to carry around while you're in a
sack of fucking shit.
take a minute you're actually a boy slobber
did you just cancel the day
what i need it
my bag is too far
yeah bro you're actually a fucking dick
like i have no fucking
I don't give a fuck
I don't give a fuck
that's the crazy part
you're literally a fucking dick
says you alcoholic raging mother fucker
yo listen
don't watch my highlights on youtube
you can get better bro
You're fucking dead at the time!
How the fuck is that possible?
Learn a thing or two, kid.
Then you can come talk to me.
Right now you're not on my level.
You're below me.
So speak to me like I'm from respect, bro.
I'm an elder here, you understand me?
What's up here, boy?
What?
Let's go over here.
They're already dead.
Take a seat.
If you're dead, ask one ass since we can wash my eyelids.
No.
Oh, no.
No, no.
No, no, please no, that's like a torture simulator like I'm done watching your highlights, bro
I'm done. I've watched that video so many times, bro. All right, Mike. Hey y'all want to see it? No, I
Got you guys bro. Let me know
Guys, I'm gonna join the call
I know you're here you little delinquent.
I have a hundred dollar bounty on JynxD's head. Get him first, Jim.
First in our body. Thank you, then, to the ramp.
Everything you do.
Hey, hey, hey, JynxD. It's me, Rom.
Hey, no, it's me. I miss low so much. Oh my god. Well, the shame that you made him leave and rage
Why did I have to drink? Oh my god, I miss those
And those it's me most of you're out there. I'll never troll you again, bro. I get ass love you so much, bro
I'm sorry
I'm not a piece of fucking garbage
Yeah, Polo, bro, you want to play together like like I'm gonna see me
I'm like I'm gonna see
I
Do all right, we're gonna find the fallier piece
Now follow me before my piece. I'm the P. You know the coming you know they used to call me back in the day
But the car they used to call me like the greatest fucking sniper the great it
They used to call me peace control stayed bro. That was my watch the shape of me. Oh my god. Oh my god. Tell me
Are you on me?
Let him reboot but more kills for us
You're
Get you right on me. Just let me play on it 100
50
Where you guys at
That's a new one
I got it. I got it. Hey, Polo, don't even rest. They actually want to watch your game play,
bro. Are you serious? Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm just gonna watch your game play, bro. Wait, you don't need to be here. There's 38
what the fudge should we get rebooted
rather than watch that no bro I need to
get rebooted not you watch a real player
play get rapid bro come here bro
yeah he's ready
he's dying or revive you I'm laying over here
dying revive me brother I'm alive
about me like that guy said no are you crazy are you fucking crazy that's the fucking game
oh my god that's the candy man bro are you fucking crazy oh shit i think i got a cavity
i got picked up by carlo ran and now there's a stormtrooper what type of demonic fucking lobby is
it i need a res me res nice just shot double res double res you have to trap
I'm getting kicked out of the flat! I'm getting kicked out of the flat!
Watch your back, I'll ride in my edge.
Here you go, Sean.
Don't mind me.
I'm not deadweight, Sean. Watch this shit, ready?
Here we're dealing, boy.
Oh, my character's too fat, bruh.
Where's he going?
Yo, the guy's still holding you.
You back?
100?
Watch.
Is it so unrealistic to have a skin like this, bruh?
Nice kill, Volts. One-by-one me and Zeke. Any place, any time, man.
I might try to make a flavor. I'm not a fucking hero.
Yo, boys, you wanna go up?
Yeah, I'm up.
Alright, Ben. Let's make this shit about us.
It's like FNCS. Already washed this shit.
Hold on. Just don't even rest today. I'm just gonna watch you, Polo.
It's like FNCS. Hold on.
One, one, not in the guy.
He died.
Hold on, I'm watching you.
Bet.
How you got here, Adam?
Oh yeah, that was like, two-spotted.
Oh shit. You have a mythic shotgun? Are you cheating?
You have a big poplar now. I'm gonna put it in the trunk, dude.
You ever seen someone do that before?
This guy is reloading.
Nice job guys, I hit both of those kids like a hundred.
Did you see that shotgun from me?
Yeah, I got you.
Thank you bro.
I was lurking and I just saw it.
Yeah, I heard it.
Let's go looping.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a thumb bridge.
He's fucking crazy messing with a goat bro.
Don't ever touch the goat.
That's a 10-chunk by the way.
You don't need it.
They're not gonna be able to get this off.
Yo, are they crazy trying to fuck with you right now?
Are they fucking crazy?
They both saw their body.
Can't call by me.
That's so good.
Are they crazy trying to fuck with you right now?
Are they fucking crazy?
They both saw their body.
Can't call my name, that's so good.
Are you see crazy?
Are you see crazy?
Get away from the fucking prince!
Oh my god, oh my...
Don't do it. No. No. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What the fuck am I watching?
Dude, it reminds me of a young me. I'm not even getting it.
Oh my!
Oh my!
Oh my!
was
Nothing you can do
Well, you're golden. Wow, you're crazy, bro. You're insane
Did you make gold?
You see you did it, bro
you did it son you're number one
he did it jim
raise off
yo boys never move again
i think you're not accepting firecrush for some reason
oh yeah my bad let me turn it on
Are you playing like the difficulty stuff? I see you play those. Yeah, we're gonna play that sweet menu. Yeah
No, what I was are you did one? Yeah, I did too. I'm gonna need you
I'm down to you get to give one
Say oh
I'm just gonna drop my second. Got you
All right boys, well that was fun. Yo, JC bro, maybe give them a thousand dollars each
Like I don't know maybe do something nice. Yo
I would have never got hold without y'all like I'm not even kidding back you're welcome bro honestly like
bro like we do this shit like if you ever want to play with us again like you let us know like real talk
Ron I played with you for eight hours bro I went from yeah I'm gonna say why is she thinking Ron yeah
Yeah, that's like
Me and Rod went from bronze one to silver two in eight hours from like
Yo, hey, yo, thank y'all bro for real rod. Thank you for helping me get to gold polo. Thank you
Rapid. Thank you, bro. Like
Unreal or the Mickey I'd rather literally get jumped and robbed and beat to death than play for
I gotta go. I got work to do. Um, I love you guys.
See you soon.
Yo, Polo. Nice to meet you, bro. Rapid. Nice to meet you, bro.
Yeah.
And I should be seeing that.
All right.
Let me be clear when I say this, bro.
I legitimately don't know
if there is harder stream snapping in Fortnite.
We were in one minute delay going black screen with random outfits, random drop spots and still getting snipe.
I actually don't know if there's a harder game that has stream sniping. Apex not even close. Bro, Fortnite stream sniping, it's not even close.
Bro, Apex like, yeah, there's a lot of stream sniping. Yeah, it's not even close, bro.
close bro bro we were going one minute delay black screen changing outfit every game changing
region every game and still getting third party fourth party fifth party but now I got
gold so now I can play a div three west with like Peterbot or something I'm off bro yo
W stream man YouTube love y'all boys I'm probably going to watch the rest of this USA game YouTube
love y'all boys um I don't even know what to say twitch love y'all boys youtube love y'all boys
i'm a catch y'all bro chat it's almost time for the league of legends marathon guys uh june 27th
don tes is arriving in florida we are starting june 28th i'm gonna be dressed up as warwick he's
He's going to be dressed up as Lulu.
We are not allowed to end the stream until I'm silver.
I'm currently bronze, 366 LP.
That League of Legends stream with Don Tess.
It could last one day.
It could last two days.
It could literally last seven days.
It could be the longest you've ever done.
But by the end of it, I will be silver.
Chad, I love you all boys.
As always, God first, God bless.
And in case I don't see you.
Good afternoon, good evening.
Man!
Hold it just fucking hold on!