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Jynxzi

06-27-2026 · 11h 22m

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[00:00:00] For my heart and me

[00:00:19] It may not mean nothing to y'all

[00:00:22] But understand nothing was done to me

[00:00:25] So I don't plan on stopping at all

[00:00:28] I want this shit for ever, mine, ever, mine, ever, mine

[00:00:31] I'll shake this shit down in the mall

[00:00:34] It's on there, girl, she don't want it for me

[00:00:37] And I ain't even planning to call

[00:00:40] I want this shit for ever, mine, ever, mine, ever, mine

[00:00:48] Last name ever, first name greatest

[00:00:51] Like a spring ankle, boy, ain't nothing to play with

[00:00:54] Started off local, but thanks to all the haters

[00:00:57] I know G4 Collette on a first name basis

[00:01:00] In your city faded off the ground

[00:01:02] Nino, she insist you got Moe class

[00:01:05] We know, swimming in the money coming by me

[00:01:08] Nimo, if I was at the club you know I'd bow

[00:01:11] Timo, drop the mic, take that shit, sounded like an album

[00:01:15] Who'da thought I'd punch you wide to a beat at Outcome?

[00:01:18] Labels want my name beside an X-like album

[00:01:21] Everybody's got a deal, I did it without one

[00:01:25] Yeah

[00:01:29] Let's go let's lock the fuck in bro, uh, don't as he's flying in

[00:01:35] Don't as he's flying into today. I actually want to call them

[00:01:39] I actually want to call the dentist and see if he's in the plane, bro

[00:01:44] I'm gonna call them and see if he's in the place guys faker place tonight

[00:01:50] I just now realized I didn't shower today

[00:01:52] I'm not even joking.

[00:01:57] I didn't shower today.

[00:01:59] Energy drink?

[00:02:02] Yeah, I said I'd stop, but I can't.

[00:02:04] But I just can't get enough.

[00:02:06] I'm about to call Dantez right now.

[00:02:08] Yeah, no, I'm not even kidding.

[00:02:09] I did not shower.

[00:02:10] I just now realized I didn't shower.

[00:02:13] But yeah, I have a good reason why I didn't shower.

[00:02:16] I was playing League of Legends.

[00:02:18] It may not mean nothing to y'all,

[00:02:21] But understand that there was time for me to beat the feet the feet the feet the feet the feet the feet

[00:02:30] Uh chat

[00:02:32] I'm gonna FaceTime Don't ask

[00:02:34] Guys, let's see if Don't ask is on the plane. Let's see

[00:02:39] Let's see if he's on the plane

[00:02:42] It may not be nothing to y'all

[00:02:45] But understand nothing chat. I got a clean shave

[00:02:48] All the people saying PDF file stash what now

[00:03:01] Check come on don't just pick up

[00:03:05] Are you at the airport

[00:03:09] Wait why

[00:03:13] Okay, okay, okay, he's in the airport

[00:03:16] He's in the air, Mark!

[00:03:19] Yo, okay, okay, okay.

[00:03:22] Okay, I'm excited, bro.

[00:03:24] I'm excited, bro.

[00:03:26] I don't know why he calls me jitty.

[00:03:28] Bro, chat, he picks up the phone.

[00:03:31] You're the worst streamer ever.

[00:03:34] Appreciate that.

[00:03:36] Niyaki, one month sub.

[00:03:38] You've been here for a month and you already came to the conclusion that I'm the worst streamer ever.

[00:03:42] Honestly, great work, kid.

[00:03:45] Get this malformed thing off of my screen.

[00:03:49] Uh, Rads, you chose to show up.

[00:03:53] Now you're just a PDF file without the stash.

[00:03:57] Pugs, you're a fucking one-year fucking stuff.

[00:04:01] Pugs, why don't you use shotguns? Jeff is sad, not facts.

[00:04:05] Baby, no rage. GG's right-hand peek of doom.

[00:04:09] Lower-round and Jason. Loser of Shades shinks his eyebrows.

[00:04:14] Okay, this guy actually okay, this guy's not a full-on troll. He was actually giving

[00:04:18] Pessie vs. Penelvel

[00:04:21] This guy's not a full-on troll. He was actually giving some advice w-punks

[00:04:25] Now chat listen up bro bro go shower. I don't give a fuck. Listen

[00:04:31] Mason they never prime nebula they never prime new main by the way, how is being a new main at this?

[00:04:36] You realize to be like bro listen to be a good shotgun player and this goes nothing

[00:04:43] just receipts this goes for any game you have to actually have good positioning

[00:04:46] you have to understand how to close gaps and cut off like force closer in

[00:04:52] campaigns to be actual shotgun mean you have to have good positioning because

[00:04:57] if it's a medium-range fight you're dead long-range fight you're dead let's

[00:05:00] stop this weird little trend where we're dissing shotgun players all right

[00:05:04] All right, on top of that, I haven't showered today.

[00:05:09] Dantez is going to be, I don't even know what he's going to get here chat, I don't know.

[00:05:13] Dantez is going to be on stream tonight.

[00:05:18] It's going to be a long stream chat. We're going to watch party faker with Dantez at 11pm EST. So I'm going to be live for probably nine hours chat. Listen.

[00:05:30] First things first, I'm the realest shout out to the area. Second thing. Second, um, here's the plants tonight. We're going to meet don't us all street.

[00:05:40] After that, we're going to watch faker after that.

[00:05:44] Um, the next day chat tomorrow.

[00:05:48] I am going to be in a warwick cosplay.

[00:05:51] John test is going to be in a Lulu cosplay. We're going to spark stream at around 5 p.m. EST. We're going to rip fan mail together in the cosplays. It's going to be generational after that.

[00:06:03] We are embarking on our hardest marathon yet.

[00:06:07] League of legends and I can't end the stream until I reach silver our current ranking.

[00:06:14] Bronze for we're not even in bronze. I'm in the depths of bronze bro.

[00:06:19] We're not even just in bronze, I'm literally in the fucking depths of bronze, bro.

[00:06:27] So chat, let me save this now.

[00:06:29] Oh my god, I'm almost cured, Jesus.

[00:06:32] Let me save this now, chat.

[00:06:35] Tomorrow, this League of Legends stream has potential to be longer than the Elden Ring

[00:06:42] stream.

[00:06:45] The out and during stream, we beat on the sixth day on nighttime.

[00:06:50] This stream legitimately has potential to be over a week long chat.

[00:06:56] Lock in, grab your popcorn, grab your fricking agency. I hate everything about you.

[00:07:04] Uh, two years, like this is what I'm talking about. Sending prayers to don't test.

[00:07:09] Watch Fortnite. FNCS is happening? Well, chat first off. Let's test our ball knowledge,

[00:07:18] shall we boys? Ladies and gentlemen, I'll probably watch FNCS a little bit. Ladies and

[00:07:24] gentlemen, every... Wait, hold it up. Wait, I need to go live on YouTube. I mean, I've

[00:07:34] already live on YouTube. Wait, was I live on YouTube when the music was playing? Oh

[00:07:38] Oh my god, I was.

[00:07:39] Shits up.

[00:07:40] I need to end on YouTube and go back live.

[00:07:45] It may not mean nothing to yooooooow.

[00:07:49] But understand that it was done.

[00:07:51] I'm so excited for this League of Legends marathon.

[00:07:54] By the end of it, I will be silver, bro.

[00:07:56] You guys know me, bro.

[00:07:58] We don't fucking quit on streams no more, chat.

[00:08:02] That was old Bunko.

[00:08:03] Bro, people said I would quit on Minecraft.

[00:08:05] Didn't quit.

[00:08:06] People said I would quit on Red Dead.

[00:08:07] dead didn't quit people said I would quit on Elton ring didn't quit League of

[00:08:10] Legends you're no different buddy I fear no man I fear no man oh my god I have

[00:08:19] the wrong YouTube title fuck YouTube hold it up sorry we just ended stream for

[00:08:25] 4,000 people on YouTube all right YouTube I'm back YouTube sorry about that

[00:08:31] I'm back.

[00:08:34] YouTube, if you're a hoodie gang, type me.

[00:08:37] If you're not hoodie gang, type not me.

[00:08:39] Now, we are going to be testing our ball knowledge

[00:08:42] and the Chad's ball knowledge today.

[00:08:44] We're going to be learning about football.

[00:08:46] Every World Cup,

[00:08:48] 2016 explained in just 16 minutes.

[00:08:53] Let's go.

[00:08:54] So the 2026 FIFA World Cup is this week.

[00:08:56] And if you don't know, FIFA.

[00:08:58] Now, I'm a little late to this video,

[00:09:00] but we're about to enter knockout stage.

[00:09:02] So only like by now around 16 teams have been eliminated.

[00:09:07] Likes money.

[00:09:08] So does somehow put 48 teams in a single World Cup

[00:09:11] with 47 nations are somehow convinced they're gonna win it

[00:09:14] over in one, that being Scotland.

[00:09:16] So like is a-

[00:09:16] You wanna know one fact?

[00:09:18] Only eight countries have ever won World Cup.

[00:09:22] I know I'm all off the top of my head.

[00:09:23] I'm gonna close my eyes.

[00:09:24] Germany, Netherlands, Spain, Argentina, France,

[00:09:30] Odua?

[00:09:36] Italy? There's one more.

[00:09:40] There's more, I forgot. God, oh, that good stuff. I'm as old as I was. Link down below. How did I forget?

[00:09:47] Brazil! Brazil won the mouse!

[00:09:50] Um, Bob. All the way, Netherlands number one. They made it to two finals and lost both.

[00:09:55] Sorry. Bye, my friends. Thank you. Let's go. I still have my headset.

[00:09:58] I have no audio on my right ear.

[00:10:00] The most successful international team in history, but yet somehow still acting like every tournament

[00:10:04] is a redemption arc.

[00:10:05] And the biggest enemy for Brazil is indeed Brazil.

[00:10:08] Every winger they call up has 5 star skills and has zero defensive awareness or even pressing

[00:10:12] ability.

[00:10:13] And dragging in a 30-

[00:10:14] Cat, bro doesn't know about Marcello Prime or Marquinhos.

[00:10:18] For your name on it basically moves like a 55-year-old at this point is only going

[00:10:21] to end in one way.

[00:10:22] A complete and emotional breakdown.

[00:10:24] Belgium.

[00:10:25] of the golden generation here is still hanging on like it.

[00:10:28] Uh, Ramilu Lukaku in the flesh, bro.

[00:10:30] Like, Ramilu Lukaku in the flesh refuses to die.

[00:10:34] And every tournament since 2018 has basically been,

[00:10:36] this is their last chance, again.

[00:10:39] But now we're going to like to talk in a squad,

[00:10:40] maybe now with no real expectation.

[00:10:42] Hey, don't do something.

[00:10:44] Maybe.

[00:10:45] Columbia.

[00:10:45] The ultimate World Cup Dark Horse.

[00:10:47] A great kit, great vibes, fast attack in plays,

[00:10:50] and a defense that looks like they want to kill you.

[00:10:51] Columbia is the best example of Job A,

[00:10:53] When ball stop go go the ball magically moves to other dude. Do y'all remember that prime?

[00:11:00] How much Rodriguez World Cup where I might be wrong, but I believe they made top 8

[00:11:05] Do y'all remember that World Cup? Thanks. Don't worry job B score goes get assist with who?

[00:11:11] It's coming for no no football is not coming home

[00:11:16] England you guys need to give it a rest bro. I'm done

[00:11:21] you true

[00:11:23] Bro, every World Cup, football's coming home.

[00:11:29] They have the Premier League All-Stars, but the problem with England is it's too many

[00:11:35] egos.

[00:11:36] I said it, bro.

[00:11:37] The reason why Argentina works so well is because there's one guy who's the star

[00:11:42] and then he has 10 supporting units.

[00:11:45] It's too many egos on England's team.

[00:11:47] I don't care.

[00:11:48] I said it.

[00:11:49] It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming home.

[00:11:54] Fuck.

[00:11:55] Did somebody actually skip the 100 subs?

[00:11:57] Who just skipped in 100 subscribers?

[00:11:59] Canadian one would pretend to get to Canadian, I love you.

[00:12:01] C4 with the 100 gift?

[00:12:03] Are you kidding me?

[00:12:04] WC4 in the chat.

[00:12:06] It's a pretty good thing.

[00:12:07] It's so much.

[00:12:08] It's so much.

[00:12:09] Renew and Inaculians don't talk about number 5 in the field.

[00:12:10] They are capable of shocking a big nation, however just never really does it.

[00:12:14] But hey, I'm looking forward to the new neutral and group stage to England.

[00:12:17] always tactic is simple give it a holland and get the hell out of the way

[00:12:20] the problem with norway is norway has no defense bro norway has no defense you

[00:12:25] cannot win a world cup with zero defense it's not possible you can't win a

[00:12:31] world cup with no defense period actual creative players like oscar barba and

[00:12:35] odegaard maybe bro c4 with the 200 gifted oh my god be they can actually do

[00:12:40] something just hope and pray that they don't actually for thanks much love

[00:12:43] You don't have to guess to defend because a massive door causes

[00:12:48] And hey who doesn't like a Viking Mexico and the country where you don't talk about the fifth place game because it never happens

[00:12:54] Somehow Mexico's close to the more world clubs then most countries and even reach them unless the honest most people don't really know much about their team

[00:13:00] Other than the fact that our show is still in go. Go keep it

[00:13:03] You literally don't even know is this about four years until every summer or technically winter. Yeah, what club does old child play for now?

[00:13:09] Does he even play like professor anymore?

[00:13:12] What club does Ochao play for now?

[00:13:14] Shows up again.

[00:13:15] The tactic for Mexico is potentially killed him.

[00:13:17] And if he somehow do make it to that fifth game in a better national holiday, Caraccio,

[00:13:21] the ultimate Santa Clara, will refuse to die national team.

[00:13:24] Relatively small country, massive tournament mentality and endless midfield talent.

[00:13:29] Modric, Covesic, Perisic, I've got an H.

[00:13:32] Ah, that feels good.

[00:13:33] Caraccio and World Cup are basically, we should be tied by now but somehow we're

[00:13:37] in another semi-final.

[00:13:38] So, expecting to go far yet again.

[00:13:39] What's he gonna say about this, bro? I'm interested.

[00:13:41] Oh, Eva.

[00:13:42] Uh, except Ronaldo is there anyway because he simply refuses to leave.

[00:13:46] Lord of Squad, big expectations and constant pressure to finally turn talent into a World Cup win.

[00:13:51] On paper has the best midfielder in the entire tournament.

[00:13:53] Jauneves, Bruno Fernandez, Viti...

[00:13:56] Bro, it's not on paper.

[00:13:57] They have the best midfielder in the tournament by far.

[00:14:00] They have the best midfielder in the tournament by far.

[00:14:04] Yeah, and with the ego of a 41-year-old taking over the tournament,

[00:14:07] The ego of a 41 year old taking over the entire team still like it's a god damn dictatorship

[00:14:12] then only time can tell if you'll drag the national team down with him.

[00:14:17] Now Buzz, yo, who's this bloke, who's this bloke, this guy's getting a sub, he's a scottish

[00:14:25] lad, scottish people that have born knowledge.

[00:14:28] He's playing the factor of that bulking country which you hate to play against.

[00:14:32] As most of the players look like a UFC fighter, their team at this point is basically

[00:14:36] Okay, you know the oh bro, I feel like Adam Jekyll has played

[00:14:41] Every world cup since I've been a kid. I'm not even kidding

[00:14:45] Dude my my soccer coach when I was 13 years old his name was coach Dennis. He was from Bosnia

[00:14:51] He was the nicest guy ever, but he didn't talk. He was so quiet. We were ass

[00:14:55] Turans plus a vibes plus suffering and if they somehow give them what I didn't check or maybe they can win a game

[00:15:00] which makes them the absolute-

[00:15:01] How many World Cups has Ed and Jaco played 3 or 4?

[00:15:05] Perfect team to cause an upset.

[00:15:06] Murakko tried to bring extra towels.

[00:15:08] The actual good football team as the last World Cup proved it.

[00:15:11] But for some reason just don't let the ballboys near your goalkeepers knit,

[00:15:14] as as we saw in the AFKON, they'll steal your towels and drag you to the ground.

[00:15:18] And also please do not beat them.

[00:15:19] Bro, I still don't know what happened in the AFKON finals.

[00:15:22] I still don't know what happened.

[00:15:25] Didn't they like revoke everyone's win and they gave it to the third place team or something?

[00:15:30] Not allowed, because if you do beat them, then they'll just take you to the courtroom.

[00:15:33] Ah, I love politics. Jordan...

[00:15:36] That...

[00:15:38] Let's just hold for the best, lads.

[00:15:40] The reality is, for most people in America and probably even Europe,

[00:15:42] they probably wouldn't even know Jordan were even a country in the world,

[00:15:45] and definitely cannot point them out on a map.

[00:15:47] What the reality is, they've already won the World Cup just by being here in the first

[00:15:50] place, so go Jordan.

[00:15:51] The Arkango, good fly.

[00:15:53] See, but the cool thing about the World Cup is small countries get a chance to,

[00:15:57] like, play in front of the entire world.

[00:15:59] That's the beautiful thing about the World Cup.

[00:16:01] Also, Cape Verde drew three games.

[00:16:06] Cape Verde surpassed Odoai.

[00:16:10] Who in their right mind would have predicted that?

[00:16:14] They drew three games. Three.

[00:16:17] Like, great vibes, and they got that random guy that just salutes every single time it's a game.

[00:16:22] And on paper, they got some good plays.

[00:16:24] Bakambu, Visa, Maseraki, Transabian, Wampersack as well.

[00:16:27] He's definitely not controlled again, but hey, expect goals. Spain, we expect you things

[00:16:32] They were either pass you to death and when comfortably or pass you to death and lose a penalty

[00:16:37] So we have one of the best talents in the world and let me know

[00:16:40] He's basically pity me I've give me the ball and suddenly go for one of dogs to the main favorites main issue is

[00:16:45] They don't really have a main goal scorer. So I spent that to be the main. Yeah, dude

[00:16:49] Oh, the only issue about Spain is like

[00:16:52] Chad y'all remember when Spain had Fernando Torres

[00:16:55] like that was like a clear solidified goal scorer they don't have like Spain has

[00:17:02] everything else Farron but they don't have like Spain doesn't have like a God

[00:17:10] dear striker they don't you don't really need a God dear striker though

[00:17:15] talking points and my god do I love paella New Zealand of wise known as Chris

[00:17:20] would expect most games in New Zealand to be Chris Wood up top by himself hoping and begging

[00:17:25] that someone can please follow him up there. With the most famous player in the world right

[00:17:29] now for some reason I don't really know why but he is in Tim Payne. Again I feel like I'm

[00:17:32] way too old for the internet sometimes because others don't get it either really. And realistically

[00:17:36] they should be bossam a group but somehow, some way, you just know that they want.

[00:17:40] Paragraph's football philosophy is simple, if you enjoy playing football then you

[00:17:44] will not like playing us. It's definitely built on a great organization and making

[00:17:47] it as absolutely uncomfortable as possible. They have got some attack intelligence in Amaran

[00:17:52] and Julio and Cisso. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, dear God.

[00:17:58] Haiti, similar to Jordan, if I said point them out on a map, you wouldn't really know.

[00:18:02] Somewhere, kind of here. A nation with massive passion bullets beyond

[00:18:06] a stem being here is a complete fairy tale and every goal they score would feel like

[00:18:09] a Netflix documentary. If they somehow get a point, you just know it would be to

[00:18:13] Scotland. Saudi Arabia, otherwise known as money. They're

[00:18:17] already famous in beating Argentina in 2022 and with massive investment into the football.

[00:18:21] Yeah, I think Saudi Arabia beating Argentina in the opener of 2022 was like the best thing

[00:18:26] that could have happened, bro. It was like the best thing that could have possibly happened.

[00:18:30] It could maybe cause a surprise. Salam al-Assad had been the main man for the entire nation.

[00:18:34] After that happened, Messi just entered like the most disgusting

[00:18:38] prime I've ever seen. And at this point, I would not be surprised if- Bro,

[00:18:43] Do you guys see Messi's assists against Netherlands and Croatia?

[00:18:47] That was disgusting.

[00:18:48] The next one called Kristin Onato does not end up playing for Saudi Arabia.

[00:18:51] Sweden can be best described as Sweden is to Sweden is to strikers and nothing else.

[00:19:00] That's what Sweden is.

[00:19:02] Sweden is to strikers and nothing else.

[00:19:05] That's what Sweden is from.

[00:19:07] They always feel like they should be better than what they actually are.

[00:19:10] Also

[00:19:12] Remember when Ibrahimovic was was on Sweden was it the same thing then they had nothing else paper

[00:19:18] They have some great players. Yes Anthony Alaga is good, but it's like

[00:19:22] They need a defense they need a midfield, but you cannot win without a defense or a midfield

[00:19:28] How are you gonna distribute to your strikers if you don't have a defense or a midfield how?

[00:19:34] But that was 5-1 to Netherlands, bro. They have no defense. I can yuck has been the front to over guys

[00:19:40] If you concede five times in any World Cup ever, you're never going to win.

[00:19:47] If you concede five times, you're never going to win. Period.

[00:19:50] It's like every nation's dream. However, for some reason, they occasionally...

[00:19:53] I don't even care if they topped the group. If you concede five goals,

[00:19:57] you're never going to win a World Cup.

[00:19:58] To score. Being the ultimate underdogs, I never really do anything.

[00:20:02] France, the closest thing into...

[00:20:03] Okay. This is a super team, bro. France was already stacked.

[00:20:09] Like already fucking stacked.

[00:20:12] And then Ody say, just turned into a god.

[00:20:16] Duwe turned into a god.

[00:20:18] Cherokee turned into a god.

[00:20:20] Like France is stacked, bro, stacked.

[00:20:23] National football has ever come to play in Korea.

[00:20:26] More an absurd level of depth in all areas and also world class talent.

[00:20:30] The France B team can probably.

[00:20:34] OK, saying the B team and then putting

[00:20:36] Dembele duet it's again it's a little a little aggressive you still win the

[00:20:42] World Cup they quite literally have the Ballon d'Or winner probably not even in

[00:20:46] the top three or four best players in the entire squad but I mean issue is one

[00:20:49] thing wait what the fuck did he just say what did he just say

[00:20:55] BTB can probably still win the World Cup they quite literally have the

[00:20:59] Ballon d'Or winner probably not even in the top three or four best players

[00:21:03] an entire squad but I mean you wouldn't put Dembele in the top three or four

[00:21:08] best players in France

[00:21:13] that's just like the worst take I've ever heard an issue is one thing they have

[00:21:18] a dictator in a squad do you know yes bro dictator and buffet sometimes in the

[00:21:23] life I am too competitive not to look at and Bappet it wrong way he knows why

[00:21:27] you live Swiss you guys can say retweet it's just objectively an awful take

[00:21:31] He just said Dembele is not a top three or four French player in the French national team

[00:21:37] That's literally just delusion guys.

[00:21:39] Who the-

[00:21:40] You scored a hat-trick in 32 minutes yesterday, like what are we doing?

[00:21:44] I mean, storyline

[00:21:45] Are you guys like idiots?

[00:21:47] Tournaments goes along the same path

[00:21:48] Group stage, they're quiet and you barely even notice that they even exist

[00:21:51] They're never amazing, never terrible, just always there ruining someone's tournament

[00:21:55] And then loses one now and everyone forgets they existed again

[00:21:58] They're basically the final boss of being awkward to beat

[00:22:01] It's coming home. It's coming for post-capitalism.

[00:22:05] Ah, I love capitalism. USA. USA. USA.

[00:22:10] Everyone cup over to 2018.

[00:22:11] Okay, what is he gonna say about USA?

[00:22:14] Sorry about that, if you think the delusion of English fans is great,

[00:22:17] then my god, you're hard.

[00:22:18] Christine Pozik, the LeBron James soccer, why the-

[00:22:21] No one says this. I'm sorry, no one?

[00:22:24] I've never even heard someone say this in America.

[00:22:26] This is something that like was invented in the UK that we say.

[00:22:30] Oh, dude, huh, Christine Pelosi.

[00:22:32] No one has ever said this, bro.

[00:22:34] Not a single American has ever,

[00:22:35] no one's even uttered this.

[00:22:37] I was playing pro clubs with Ginch,

[00:22:41] and they were like, the LeBron James of soccer.

[00:22:43] No one has ever said this ever.

[00:22:47] No one's ever uttered these words in America.

[00:22:49] This is like UK propaganda.

[00:22:53] No one has ever said this.

[00:22:54] The LeBron James of soccer.

[00:22:56] Why the national team feels more...

[00:22:58] It's a Pawn Stars clip?

[00:23:00] Wait, what?

[00:23:02] Somebody actually said it?

[00:23:05] Oh no.

[00:23:08] Say you swear to God.

[00:23:10] Say you swear to God someone said this.

[00:23:21] Paul Starrs.

[00:23:22] Hey, how's it going?

[00:23:23] So what do we got here?

[00:23:24] I have a signed Christian Policic Jersey

[00:23:27] placed for Chelsea FC team in the Premier League.

[00:23:29] This guy's like, dude, this was like COVID, COVID policy.

[00:23:32] He's the phenom guy, right?

[00:23:33] He's like the LeBron James, the soccer.

[00:23:35] Yeah.

[00:23:38] All right, nevermind.

[00:23:39] Nevermind.

[00:23:42] Nevermind, bro.

[00:23:43] Nevermind.

[00:23:44] Jesus Christ.

[00:23:47] Jesus Christ.

[00:23:48] More like a Marxing campaign.

[00:23:49] And the Horn fans have been 90% confident

[00:23:51] and 10% in confusion about it offside rule.

[00:23:53] And if they do go on a run in this tournament,

[00:23:55] then expect soccer memes for six months straight.

[00:23:58] Iraq. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up. What? He didn't really, like, he didn't really talk, what did he say?

[00:24:03] I need to focus. Sorry, let me lock in.

[00:24:06] He woke up over the 2018. Sorry about that. If you think the delusion of English fans is great,

[00:24:11] then my god, you're her. Christine Poosick, the LeBron James, the soccer.

[00:24:14] Well, the national team feels more like a Marxing campaign, and the home fans will be 90% confidence and 10% confusion by the offside rule.

[00:24:20] And if they do go on a run in this tournament, then expect soccer memes for six months straight.

[00:24:25] It's true.

[00:24:26] Iraq, lads, just by looking at your group.

[00:24:31] Oh my god, that's their group.

[00:24:34] Just, just enjoyed the holiday away boys.

[00:24:38] Algeria the most talented, but inconsistent, consistent sides.

[00:24:41] When they're good, they're not good.

[00:24:42] And when they're not good, they're good.

[00:24:44] Fighting for second place in the group flight don't have to depend on it.

[00:24:46] And now that third place can get you through, they're sprinting to still mess it up.

[00:24:49] But with the power of the disgrace.

[00:24:51] Offside is the dumbest rule.

[00:24:52] Exis underscore seven he didn't say diamonds to what I'm not gonna say what he said

[00:24:57] Exis if there was no offsides rule, how do you think the sport would be played, bro?

[00:25:02] You would have Holland just sitting at the top of the top of the box

[00:25:07] Just waiting for a long ball to be kicked to it like the idiot. Are you fucking dumb?

[00:25:11] It's okay. Honest grief. It was literally just be cherry-picking. That's all it would be that violence speaking of the disgrace of the

[00:25:18] Hon, let's talk about Austria. Organized as a player.

[00:25:20] Dude, if you play... Dude, when I played 6v6, and I don't know if it's like this, I don't know if this is just an American thing.

[00:25:26] When I played 6v6, there was no off-sides.

[00:25:30] So you could literally just cherry pick and play no defense. It was so fun.

[00:25:33] Then still very quiet.

[00:25:35] Austria basically shows up at every tournament like they were at 8.

[00:25:38] You never did. There's video footage of me playing. Like, you want me to punch you in the throat, bro?

[00:25:42] If place Bundesliga side just showing up randomly.

[00:25:45] It's like for some reason FC Freiburg just randomly showed up at tournament.

[00:25:49] This is Austria.

[00:25:50] Now Ecuador on paper is the kind of team to definitely ruin someone's campaign.

[00:25:54] Yes!

[00:25:55] Ecuador can beat anyone and boost anyone.

[00:25:58] Casado in Capia, Perez, and due to the high attitude of the nation, Ecuador play like

[00:26:02] they've been given 99 stamina on FIFA and absolutely have a very real chance at the

[00:26:06] knockouts.

[00:26:07] I back them as my dark horse.

[00:26:08] Welcome to Czechia.

[00:26:09] Here's the game plan.

[00:26:10] Number one, be organized.

[00:26:12] Number two, win headers.

[00:26:14] Number three, make everyone miserable.

[00:26:16] If they win, it'd be by-

[00:26:17] Yeah, I watched Chekia vs. I believe it was South Korea, I think?

[00:26:22] Chekia?

[00:26:23] I love Chekia.

[00:26:24] My grandma's from there.

[00:26:28] It's just, they're big and slow.

[00:26:31] That's how I would describe it.

[00:26:32] They're good at headers.

[00:26:33] One goal.

[00:26:34] And if they lose, it will also be by One Goal.

[00:26:35] And God bless Thomas Suchek's potato salad.

[00:26:38] Qatar, still trying to convince football that they belong here.

[00:26:41] Cutoff football is like a long-term project in football manager where you're just sim games

[00:26:45] and hoping for development to your players to finally show up.

[00:26:48] Their entire squad is based on that domestic league, so the chemistry is high, but if they

[00:26:52] somehow win a game, it would be a miracle.

[00:26:54] Scott, look, see that's not even a bad shout though, like what if your entire national

[00:26:58] team was from like, one club?

[00:27:01] Dude, what if, what if your entire national team was just one club?

[00:27:07] You might have 99 chem in like 45, uh, like 45 overall.

[00:27:14] Wait, okay, what's he gonna say about Scotland mate?

[00:27:17] So chemistry is high.

[00:27:18] What's it just?

[00:27:19] Shout out to all the Scottish viewers, man.

[00:27:21] Somehow in a game, it would be a miracle.

[00:27:23] Scotland, the most emotionally dangerous team in international football.

[00:27:27] When in every tournament, their fans take over, arriving with not much hope, but hey, at

[00:27:30] least it's a good excuse to get drunk.

[00:27:32] And they leave with character development.

[00:27:34] The nation itself does have some hope.

[00:27:36] You never know, but you kind of do.

[00:27:38] But my word, if they reach the knockouts, then the nation will explode.

[00:27:41] And when they do get knocked out, expect flags of whoever England plays against to be outside

[00:27:46] your neighbour's garden.

[00:27:49] Do they actually do this?

[00:27:51] Do they actually do this?

[00:27:52] That is awesome.

[00:27:54] Argentina defending world champions has still-

[00:27:56] Okay, what's he gonna say?

[00:27:58] What's he gonna say?

[00:27:59] Lock in, lock in.

[00:28:00] Striding the messy era like it's never-ending victory parade, where every tournament feels

[00:28:04] I guess one last dance even when it probably isn't where for dude you want to know it's insane chat if Messi never ran in if

[00:28:12] Germany's 2014 team

[00:28:14] Wasn't in apps that team was a fucking machine. Messi would probably already have two World Cups

[00:28:20] That team was in the same they said in one Brazil

[00:28:25] 7-1 to Brazil! That's how good that German roster was!

[00:28:30] A boi is literally a religion there. As every match is an emotional nightmare, even against random group stage opponents.

[00:28:36] Bro, Argentina is just lucky, bro. They went from Meridana, like, right into Messi. That is insane.

[00:28:43] Like, Messi runs around like a video game character. He's got plot armor, where nothing bad can happen to him.

[00:28:48] So, semi-finals is the minimum expectation, and if not, a generation trauma.

[00:28:53] As this should surely be the last world cup for Messi.

[00:28:57] Nope!

[00:28:58] Messi's got one more in him.

[00:28:59] I know my goat.

[00:29:00] He's got one more in him.

[00:29:04] I'm not even kidding.

[00:29:05] Who's Becky Stan, one of Asia's most improved and underrated footballing nations?

[00:29:09] And a commentator's worst nightmare.

[00:29:11] Whereby looking at more to the names on the team sheet could look pronouncing most

[00:29:14] of them.

[00:29:15] It was Becky Stan feels like a team that has some kind of net that's documented

[00:29:17] behind them.

[00:29:18] I don't know why, but they have this weird dark horse pasta of energy.

[00:29:21] The type of team that you don't notice and know it.

[00:29:22] Check, where is Uzbekistan on the map?

[00:29:25] Is it next to Russia?

[00:29:31] I don't know where Uzbekistan is.

[00:29:32] Is it next to Russia?

[00:29:37] It's next to...

[00:29:46] Oh.

[00:29:47] Oh.

[00:29:51] It's next to Kyrgyzstan, Kazakhstan, not really, it's kind of next to Kazakhstan.

[00:29:58] Anyone from the team until they've taken a point off you somehow.

[00:30:00] Over there in Kuzan, of course, who in Uzbekistan is known as God.

[00:30:04] Canada, the co-hosts wish their vibes is basically don't-

[00:30:07] Yo, has Davies been injured this entire World Cup?

[00:30:10] Has he played?

[00:30:12] Jack, has Davies played or not?

[00:30:19] much which he hasn't played he has not played what I actually feel bad for

[00:30:26] Canada bro that's like so unlucky you wait four years and one of your best

[00:30:31] players is just injured the whole world cup that fucking sucks bro bars

[00:30:36] ourselves in front of our own people this is the first generation since ever

[00:30:41] when a tactical plan is given to our phones or Davis like this video age

[00:30:45] like milk bro. This video, age like milk. Then pray something happens. On paper,

[00:30:51] you have some plays you may know like Jonathan David and Buchenan and Liam

[00:30:54] Miller. However, the other half of the squad looks like they've been downloaded

[00:30:56] from a FIFA Kareemud region list. So if they make it out of the groups, then

[00:31:00] I spent a party. Neville's football is eternal. Alright, this team, I saw a guy,

[00:31:07] did you guys see the video? He's like, I don't know, he's predicted the last

[00:31:10] three World Cup winners. He predicted Netherlands to win. Netherlands has never won, but they've

[00:31:17] made it to the finals twice. Did you guys see that video? He's predicted the last three

[00:31:22] World Cup winners. He predicted Netherlands. They're literally stacked. Netherlands is

[00:31:28] stacked, bro. They have like four Liverpool players. Literally. Nearly team. Always

[00:31:35] stacked for some talents, but never really in the main conversation. Also, Dumfries

[00:31:39] is IN SAVE! If Dumfries didn't exist, Barca would have won the last UCL, not this year

[00:31:48] with PSG. Barca's team, not this year, last year, was incredible. Dumfries ruined their

[00:31:55] entire UCL run. Dumfries is insane.

[00:31:58] For a reason, Denzel Dumfries, who's a right back, by the way, just turns into the

[00:32:02] best attacking player. They got amazing colors, their fans are amazing.

[00:32:05] Denzel Dumfries is a fucking right back who plays like fucking Gaelic Vale.

[00:32:11] I mean, what, I, I, he's insane.

[00:32:12] About Vegas may do something, maybe.

[00:32:14] Until somehow they lose one game in a way that no one can really explain.

[00:32:18] Japan is everyone's dark horse.

[00:32:20] Everyone thinks they'll do well.

[00:32:21] And because everyone thinks they'll do well, they won't do well.

[00:32:24] The fans are respectful and, hey, look, they even clean and look after themselves after the game.

[00:32:28] Aren't they so nice?

[00:32:28] Here's a picture of a tree.

[00:32:30] And it's a picture of a tree in Japan.

[00:32:32] Wow!

[00:32:32] But seriously, Japan is one of the most well-drilled, organized...

[00:32:35] Dude, what clubs does Japan play at?

[00:32:40] What clubs do they play at?

[00:32:42] Is there a Japanese like football league?

[00:32:49] Brighton?

[00:32:51] Is there a Japanese football league?

[00:32:55] Brighton and Celtic.

[00:32:57] Undirected teams and world football.

[00:32:59] And if you face them in knockout rounds...

[00:33:01] Good luck.

[00:33:02] Now, sadly, for Iran, due to all the politics, most people forget this is actually a decent footballing team.

[00:33:07] Iran's footballing identity is... you will not-

[00:33:09] Wait, didn't they beat Egypt yesterday?

[00:33:13] Bro, didn't they beat Egypt like last night? I was- I think I was watching that game.

[00:33:17] No!

[00:33:18] They won in the 97th minute, but he was like one foot offside.

[00:33:24] Dude, they won in the 97th minute, but he was like one inch offside.

[00:33:28] not enjoy this game. The candidate to ruin everyone's accurate on bet365 and doesn't

[00:33:32] apologise. And due to the fact that still, many of their caution staff ain't even been

[00:33:36] allowed in the country. Expected to still have Iran's tournament to not really be about

[00:33:39] what's happening on the pitch, unfortunately. South Africa, Bafana, Bafana, and my favourite

[00:33:44] sound of the entire world. I don't think they'll bring the Vuvuzela with them, and

[00:33:50] if they do then I hope they get banned. Every neutral secretly wants South Africa

[00:33:53] to do well because they gave those largest tournaments in football history. And

[00:33:57] Yeah, South Africa, that was,

[00:34:02] last World Cup was pretty great,

[00:34:04] but last World Cup was in Qatar.

[00:34:06] South Africa, I honestly think was my favorite World Cup ever,

[00:34:10] just for vibes.

[00:34:11] Your pure vibes of South Africa was incredible,

[00:34:15] literally incredible.

[00:34:17] It's been so long since they've even been in the World Cup

[00:34:19] that I'm still expecting to show

[00:34:20] blah, blah, blah, blah,

[00:34:20] to still somehow be in the squad.

[00:34:22] Yeah, the South Africa World Cup was the

[00:34:25] Waka Waka, A, A, that was 2014, right?

[00:34:29] Where was the 2010 World Cup at?

[00:34:33] Where was the 2010 World Cup at?

[00:34:36] Or no, it was 2010.

[00:34:37] This time for Africa, Zambinambinam, eh eh.

[00:34:41] Yeah bro, Shakira, also South Africa other fans were great.

[00:34:46] The whole vibe was great.

[00:34:47] The 2022 World Cup was my favorite,

[00:34:50] just for the storyline of like messy, finally winning.

[00:34:52] But it was in Qatar and I don't know if there's that much like passionate football fans in

[00:34:57] Qatar.

[00:34:58] Really?

[00:34:59] Oh weird.

[00:35:00] The team that refuses to- Also didn't?

[00:35:01] Like I don't know this but I've heard this.

[00:35:04] Didn't people literally die building the stadiums in Qatar?

[00:35:07] And like the numbers have never been accurately reported.

[00:35:11] Like if you look it up, you'll hear five different numbers.

[00:35:15] No one actually knows the like death tally of how many people.

[00:35:18] Like that's fucked up, bro.

[00:35:21] just be happy to be there. On paper, let's be honest, they've not really got a great team.

[00:35:25] As they've mastered the art of, we shouldn't be in this game, but somehow we are, as they're

[00:35:30] always pretty annoying to play against. A group stage exit is more so on.

[00:35:33] Dude chat, I was on the phone with Ken the other night. I've never heard of this in my entire life.

[00:35:38] There is a sport in Australia called the Australian Football League. It's the biggest

[00:35:44] sport in the entire country. This is what Ken told me. I've never even heard of it.

[00:35:49] it. It's called this. I've never even heard of it. Bro, in Australia, they fucking pack

[00:35:57] out stadiums playing this. Look at this. Does this not look confusing as hell? I've never

[00:36:03] heard of this and Ken told me about it. I've never heard of it. Where's the goal?

[00:36:10] What's the objective? How do you win? Oh, rugby's big too. Yeah, but Ken told me

[00:36:18] But it will always have that one, how did they do that result?

[00:36:24] So if they do qualify, I suspect it's spotting easier.

[00:36:27] See bro, there's some countries in the World Cup where it's like, you legitimately have,

[00:36:35] if you bet a dollar on Tunisia to win the World Cup, it would probably pay like $1,500.

[00:36:41] I don't really know.

[00:36:43] They're going to run a lot, probably it.

[00:36:47] Unlike the other Dark Originations that has that kind of newness to them, it's just kind

[00:36:50] of exciting.

[00:36:51] Tunisia just kind of always here and kind of just always here.

[00:36:55] South Korea team now.

[00:36:56] All right, let's look it up.

[00:36:59] If I were to bet, if I bet $1 on Tunisia, I think they're already out to win World

[00:37:09] Cup before it started, how much was the payout?

[00:37:15] I'm gonna say like 1500X.

[00:37:19] I'm literally gonna say like 1500X.

[00:37:23] A $1 bet on Tunisia would pay out between 151 to 500.

[00:37:32] Wait, why does this say,

[00:37:34] wait, you get $150,000.

[00:37:39] If you bet $1 on Tunisia, you get $150,000.

[00:37:45] Oh my god, I was way off. I was I was way off

[00:37:54] Now everyone likes unless if you're Italian or Spanish a team that every big nation underestimates

[00:38:00] Exactly once until they find out that they actually are pretty good with human. Yo, South Korea is good

[00:38:06] South Korea is not bad at all. South Korea is good and son still there as a national treasure

[00:38:10] Espec's random K-pop references every five minutes. What even is dude? You know what South Korea needs to do in the knockout stage?

[00:38:19] Faker needs to walk out the fucking team

[00:38:22] They'll win every game Faker needs to walk out the team

[00:38:26] Then again, isn't he playing MSI?

[00:38:29] They're out. No, they're not. No, they're not

[00:38:34] No, they're not no, they're not

[00:38:40] South Korea South Korea has less boys than South Africa

[00:38:48] Mexico when undefeated

[00:38:51] Viva Mexico

[00:38:53] Mexico when undefeated

[00:38:56] Bro, Mexico has like deep like Mexico has tried top five fan bases like they're so passionate, bro

[00:39:05] Mexico with undefeated

[00:39:10] Okay, so let's do England properly.

[00:39:11] Always hypes, always coming home, and ev-

[00:39:13] Wait, but I thought he already talked about England.

[00:39:15] Did he not already talk about England?

[00:39:17] Okay, what's he gonna say?

[00:39:19] If you're an English fan, be ready to be probably triggered,

[00:39:21] cause I'm pretty sure this guy's a Scottish YouTuber.

[00:39:24] Uhhh...

[00:39:25] Okay, so let's do England properly.

[00:39:27] Always hypes, always coming home, and everyone laughs at us.

[00:39:29] England totems to basically this.

[00:39:30] Have an uncomfortable first game, have a boring little draw,

[00:39:33] make it into knockouts unconvincingly.

[00:39:35] When a game convinces a lean and then maybe it's coming home,

[00:39:37] delusion hits you again and then national trauma.

[00:39:39] The defense is kind of weak and the reality is the entire nation is on the back of Hurricane

[00:39:43] because if I hurricane everything falls apart.

[00:39:45] So, yeah, it's coming home.

[00:39:49] Turkey is my dark hole.

[00:39:52] I said this.

[00:39:53] I said this.

[00:39:54] Do y'all remember when I said I thought Turkey was going to top the group and USA would

[00:39:58] get second?

[00:39:59] I thought everything pointed to Turkey being great.

[00:40:04] I said, okay, they hadn't played a World Cup in 24 years.

[00:40:07] They have so much young talent.

[00:40:10] I thought Turkey was gonna be like a top 18.

[00:40:12] It was my one like crazy prediction.

[00:40:14] And you guys said I was stupid and you guys were right.

[00:40:17] I thought Turkey was gonna be a dark horse

[00:40:20] and they're literally out.

[00:40:21] They're literally got dead last.

[00:40:22] Oh, guys, I know they're out.

[00:40:25] I know they're out.

[00:40:26] I'm talking about three weeks ago.

[00:40:28] I predicted Turkey to top the group

[00:40:31] and they're fucking out.

[00:40:33] Bro, Turkey losing to Australia and Paraguay is literally insane.

[00:40:39] How the fuck did that happen?

[00:40:41] Oh no, I'm not doing this again.

[00:40:42] I'm like, Turkey can beat anyone and can lose to anyone, sometimes in the same week.

[00:40:46] Well, if you try to predict what they're going to do,

[00:40:48] then you're going to predict wrong, because they'll predict what you're thinking they're not going to do, because they'll do it.

[00:40:52] Their fans will turn any statement to Istanbul in 10 minutes,

[00:40:55] so they've got the emotions to lift them up maybe,

[00:40:58] but typically that is what brings them down.

[00:41:00] So if they click, serious dark horse energy reveal, Mars and Odygola, but if they don't,

[00:41:05] a sped up full emotional collapse, loudly.

[00:41:09] Speaking of loudly, we've got Uruguay.

[00:41:11] Uruguay is a perfect combination of South American street fight.

[00:41:14] Are they out? Because don't they have like three points or something?

[00:41:19] Or two points?

[00:41:21] Are they out?

[00:41:22] They're out.

[00:41:22] Oh my god.

[00:41:25] Oh my god.

[00:41:28] Oh my god.

[00:41:30] I cannot believe they got grouped up all combined with actual good talent. They're always aggressive

[00:41:38] They're so good. How do they get grouped? Always competitive and in more

[00:41:42] Tape Verde! Finish on top of your way! What would that bad pay?

[00:41:48] Fortunately intense. With our Verde, Dora Nunez, and Rawhal at the back, they've got some

[00:41:52] They have so much talent. Oh my god.

[00:41:55] This player is gonna be also also as the manager, they will run out to you

[00:41:58] Also, they're one of eight countries that have a world cup

[00:42:01] Until you feel uncomfortable existing

[00:42:03] And they will play every match like it's a derby that matters personally

[00:42:07] And they will try and kill you

[00:42:08] As the reality is, this feels like a make or break for Uruguay

[00:42:11] If they don't do it now, then they may not ever do it

[00:42:13] Keep further, yet again, similar to

[00:42:15] Oh my god, what's he gonna say?

[00:42:17] What's he gonna say?

[00:42:18] Cause this was before the world cup came out

[00:42:20] Jordan, try and point him at a map for me

[00:42:22] me just just try and guess what word do you think they are they're here keep

[00:42:27] ready like Haiti just by the fact that even I hear they've already won the

[00:42:30] world the road doesn't even know they're gonna bring the vibes and the fact

[00:42:34] that in a group of Spain and Uruguay keep ready if it's Saudi Arabia will be

[00:42:37] their world cup final Panama

[00:42:41] they drew Spain drew Uruguay and drew Saudi Arabia

[00:42:46] Conker caps hard working on the dog and from what we found in cup America

[00:42:50] I mean, to be fair, nobody could have predicted that. Literally no one.

[00:42:53] But I do have this, we're not here to make the numbers up mentality.

[00:42:56] Defending the-

[00:42:57] Dude, I remember in a couple of World Cups ago, USA and Panama, that was like our World Cup.

[00:43:04] It was like a fucking, it was a fucking brawl.

[00:43:07] Then counter-occasionally and hope something happens.

[00:43:10] And most people know about it because of what happened with Thierry Henry,

[00:43:13] when they beat USA in Final Minute and thought,

[00:43:15] Hey, it's Thierry Henry!

[00:43:16] Yep, I remember this.

[00:43:18] Celebrated a winning goal with him.

[00:43:20] Honestly, it's incredible. So yeah, Panama, um, good vibes.

[00:43:24] Lark, lark, lark, lark, so whore. Uh, Jason, I literally talked about something that was shown in the video eight seconds before.

[00:43:32] Jason, do you like get out of my chat, bro? You don't want to do this!

[00:43:36] It's near and the end and we all go to Germany. Sorry for waiting all this time. These days people don't really...

[00:43:41] Alright, Germany's disgusting. Germany's so good. Uh, Germany's... I could... If Germany won the World Cup, I wouldn't be that surprised.

[00:43:49] It's Netherlands won the World Cup, I wouldn't be that surprised.

[00:43:52] Germany is insane, bro. Germany is insane.

[00:43:56] You know what to expect from Germany, like they're good, but how good?

[00:43:59] As in recent years, they've got down below to as low as 16%

[00:44:02] Bro, is Moloz still playing? No, surely he's retired.

[00:44:07] Surely Moloz retired.

[00:44:16] He's in the MLS, Shahisa.

[00:44:19] Shit, he's in the MLS.

[00:44:22] 36?

[00:44:23] I'm not even that old, bro!

[00:44:26] Finafifa rankings.

[00:44:28] And when they've been knocked out in the group stages in the last not as one, but two World Cups, how can you blame them?

[00:44:34] So after recent failures, they're arriving and looking for some kind of identity again, as the biggest opponent will be the German media.

[00:44:40] Egypt, otherwise known as-

[00:44:41] Wait! Germany World Cup Group, let's see how they're doing.

[00:44:44] Oh. They lost to Ecuador?

[00:44:55] It's Mohammed Salah FC, which I think is kind of harsh as they do have other players.

[00:45:03] Mahmoush is there, who's not a bad player.

[00:45:05] Well, let's be honest, everything revolves around Mohammed Salah always has an old-

[00:45:09] I only know Salah and Mahmoush, like I don't know anyone else as well, so I give

[00:45:13] a more seller and just pray. This feels like the new era of Ivory Coast. As back in 2018,

[00:45:18] they went as low as 70 first in the FIFA World rankings. And wait, what, they just beat France?

[00:45:23] On paper, possibly Africa's best squad. Always full of individual quality,

[00:45:28] but consistency is a question. They had the talent to win the group, but also at the same

[00:45:33] time have the ability to destroy themselves. I would keep an eye on them. Curacao,

[00:45:37] they're just happy to be here lads. Have a good holiday, have a little sing-song

[00:45:41] with a dance, if you get a point, national baby boom for the entire country. Let's go.

[00:45:47] And I think Senegal's the last one, honestly there's so many teams in this World Cup I

[00:45:50] just get confused. Senegal and I have a course from me as the two best African nations. After

[00:45:54] they won Afqon, but not won Afqon, but let's be honest, they won Afqon. Everyone seems

[00:45:58] to like Senegal. Dangerous, organized, physical side, with a very talented squad with Ilemen

[00:46:02] Jai and Sadia Mone there as it's the last dance, they come to this World Cup

[00:46:06] with a point to prove. And if you're somehow doing the work, which isn't the best

[00:46:09] african uh like team marocco

[00:46:15] a cup then a spammer will call to send him to court yeah like right i don't know bro saying santa

[00:46:21] goes i don't know yeah that's everything marocco made what top four last world cup i mean

[00:46:29] sure it might have been a sun run but it's like broke top they knocked out portugal

[00:46:34] For the 2026 people woke up explained and France are probably winning it again

[00:46:44] Honestly great video good old Scottish bloke great video. I don't know bro like

[00:46:51] Dude also chat. Do you guys I saw this on yes, the NFC on Twitter today?

[00:46:57] if

[00:46:58] You have to be careful typing in Portugal if you know, you know if

[00:47:01] If Portugal beats Columbia, Messi plays Ronaldo in quarterfinals.

[00:47:08] Columbia's good.

[00:47:10] Chat, if Portugal beats Columbia,

[00:47:16] Messi plays Ronaldo in quarterfinals.

[00:47:27] What do y'all think, bro?

[00:47:31] What happens on a tie?

[00:47:35] Portugal goes to the death run.

[00:47:38] They have to be like Spain, France.

[00:47:42] Isn't that what happens?

[00:47:47] Well, yeah, because at first,

[00:47:51] I fell for the propaganda too,

[00:47:53] and then she shows you how stupid fucking people are on Twitter.

[00:47:56] Because people on Twitter were like,

[00:47:58] and it has like 80,000 likes too.

[00:48:01] like people are just so fucking stupid on Twitter.

[00:48:03] I swear to God.

[00:48:04] It's like a requirement to have like a 45 IQ to tweet.

[00:48:08] But they were basically,

[00:48:11] people on Twitter were complaining about like,

[00:48:15] basically saying, they're like, it's so obvious,

[00:48:18] Messi is FIFA's princess, he's,

[00:48:22] these are Ronaldo's opponents

[00:48:24] and then these are Messi's opponents.

[00:48:25] Yo bro, if CR7 just tops the group,

[00:48:28] then they play each other.

[00:48:29] they're on the same exact bracket.

[00:48:31] If they don't top the group,

[00:48:32] they don't deserve an easy bracket.

[00:48:34] Like, are you fucking five?

[00:48:37] If they top the group,

[00:48:38] they literally play messy in quarters.

[00:48:41] Like, do you understand what I'm saying?

[00:48:42] Just top the group, stop bitching like a little

[00:48:44] fucking baby.

[00:48:45] If they top the group,

[00:48:47] they literally play messy.

[00:48:48] That's balanced.

[00:48:50] If you can't top the group,

[00:48:51] then you have a hard bracket, period.

[00:48:55] Like, I mean, like it's,

[00:48:56] But then these tweets have like 90,000 likes.

[00:48:59] It's like, who is liking this?

[00:49:01] Infants?

[00:49:03] Literally.

[00:49:05] Messy.

[00:49:06] I didn't know what to look up.

[00:49:07] I just wanna pull up the tweet I'm talking about.

[00:49:13] It's from ESPNFC.

[00:49:17] It's from ESPNFC.

[00:49:21] Right here.

[00:49:22] This is the tweet.

[00:49:24] This is the tweet.

[00:49:26] As things stand, this is Argentina's route to the quarterfinals.

[00:49:29] If Portugal beats Columbia, they will win the group

[00:49:32] and take Columbia's spot in the bracket.

[00:49:33] We could potentially see the game that breaks the internet.

[00:49:38] All like, and this is what I was saying.

[00:49:43] There were tweets about people bitching

[00:49:47] about how Ronaldo plays,

[00:49:49] Ronaldo's side of the bracket has Spain and France,

[00:49:52] Messi's side of the bracket.

[00:49:54] Um, there's also people that thought England and Brazil were on Renoto's bracket, which they're literally not they're on Messi's bracket for semis

[00:50:02] There's people saying that Messi had to play like Croatia and that was it

[00:50:06] It's like bro. If Renoto tops the group, he will play Messi in quarterfinals

[00:50:11] If he does that top the group, he deserves to play a tough bracket. That's life, bro

[00:50:18] like that's fucking life

[00:50:20] But I mean this game Portugal's probably gonna win

[00:50:24] Portugal's probably going to win, but I don't, Columbia's not bad.

[00:50:27] Columbia's good.

[00:50:29] Yeah, who do you guys think wins this?

[00:50:31] Probably Portugal, right?

[00:50:33] Bro, if Portugal wins, Messi, Ronaldo, a quarterfinals,

[00:50:37] that might be more watched than the World Cup finals of 2022.

[00:50:43] That's going to be the most watched game ever.

[00:50:45] They're both going to start,

[00:50:47] they're probably both going to play full 90.

[00:50:49] That's just going to be insane.

[00:50:54] What if they draw?

[00:51:01] If they draw a Portugal has a hard bracket, which they should, if you don't top your group,

[00:51:06] you should not have, I mean, but guys, this takes, this takes eight minutes, this takes

[00:51:11] eight brain cells to understand.

[00:51:13] If you perform well in your group, you are rewarded by easier opponents.

[00:51:17] If you perform mediocre in your group, like they drew Congo, right?

[00:51:24] So because they fucking drew Kongo, they have to win this game.

[00:51:31] Because they drew Kongo, now they're in a tough spot.

[00:51:34] You shouldn't draw Kongo.

[00:51:35] Do you think Messi would draw Kongo?

[00:51:37] No, he would kick the shit out of them.

[00:51:42] And I almost fell for the propaganda because I'm like, yeah, wait, Portugal does have a

[00:51:46] hard bracket.

[00:51:47] And then I'm like, wait, Portugal drew Kongo.

[00:51:48] They deserved to have a hard bracket.

[00:51:50] if they beat Columbia then Portugal tops the group they play messy in quarterfinals

[00:51:59] banana no no no no no but alright bro um yeah

[00:52:06] there you have it chat enjoy now apparently fncs is going on bro is there fncs every day

[00:52:13] what is sinna's sinna broker monitor

[00:52:20] She ended her stream?

[00:52:28] She ended.

[00:52:29] She quit the marathon.

[00:52:35] She quit.

[00:52:41] Senator Texas me 16 minutes ago.

[00:52:44] You were right, I was wrong.

[00:52:50] I told you, bro. I told you this game is actually the worst game ever, bro. You were

[00:53:17] You were right, you were right, I was wrong.

[00:53:20] So tell me exactly what happened, like what happened?

[00:53:24] You played for how many hours, what happened?

[00:53:27] So in total between the two days,

[00:53:30] I slept five hours, the first night five or seven nights,

[00:53:34] I got 10 hours.

[00:53:35] So in 49 hours, I played for 37 of those.

[00:53:41] No, sorry, I played for 40 of those, whatever.

[00:53:47] And then this morning I decided not to shower because I just wanted to play. Oh god. Oh my god

[00:53:53] And then and then oh my god shower and I didn't get ready and I just played and then

[00:54:00] Everything's sort of going wrong my internet sort of effing I

[00:54:04] Punched my desktop and somehow the narrator turned on on my screen

[00:54:09] And then I was playing while it was commentating WASD the entire time I clicked it

[00:54:15] And then some guy really got on the comms and told me that I sounded fat.

[00:54:22] That was great.

[00:54:23] Even though he was at the bottom of the fucking leaderboard.

[00:54:26] Don't know how that happened.

[00:54:28] And so just in general, it was just a great experience today.

[00:54:33] And then the final straw was me getting spawn killed.

[00:54:37] So, yeah.

[00:54:39] Oh, you got spawn killed on match point.

[00:54:42] I can see it right here.

[00:54:43] That's R6, like that's a chat, what's it called?

[00:54:47] When everyone has to experience it, I forget what it is.

[00:54:50] But yeah, that's a classic R6 moment there.

[00:54:53] What's it called, Jack?

[00:54:55] But Jack, I want to be clear here about, oh, Canon event.

[00:54:58] Yeah, that's a Canon event,

[00:54:59] getting spawned people on match point, welcome to Siege.

[00:55:02] So now here's the thing, I don't really think

[00:55:04] you're a quitter, I told you on the phone,

[00:55:07] I don't think this is humanly possible solo queue

[00:55:10] with the way ranked 3.0 is set up.

[00:55:13] I was bronze three today. I went down two times into the safety net of copper five and it said

[00:55:23] Oh, so if you lose one more time, oh, no, sorry, bronze five and it said they're gonna send me back

[00:55:29] to copper five. I genuinely think if I would have gone into copper five, my house would be on

[00:55:33] fire right now. I'm not in Japan. I'm not in Japan. Like I've never and the worst one is is I

[00:55:38] I still wanna play the game.

[00:55:40] Even right now, I'm so spiteful,

[00:55:43] especially when I drive and fucking weenie hunter.

[00:55:46] I got a weenie hunter,

[00:55:48] chased me for 13 hours yesterday and killed me, JC.

[00:55:51] Weenie hunter.

[00:55:53] Do you know how annoying that is to get streets knocked

[00:55:56] by a fucking 12 year old named Weenie Hunter?

[00:56:00] Senna, so what are you gonna do?

[00:56:02] Are you gonna like bring it back tomorrow

[00:56:04] or are you done?

[00:56:05] Like what are you gonna do?

[00:56:06] I don't blame you for either decision.

[00:56:08] It's not, I told you it's not, you have to basically

[00:56:11] to rank up in rank three point of structure,

[00:56:14] you have to win more than you lose

[00:56:17] and you have to be in solo queue

[00:56:20] when your teammates are lobotomites,

[00:56:21] you have to basically hyper carry

[00:56:24] to rank up solo queue and rank two point out.

[00:56:26] I have a fucking, I had a 1.9 KD last season,

[00:56:30] only solo and I was Emerald and I played like 60 games.

[00:56:34] But you have to literally hyper carry.

[00:56:36] I just don't even think that's, I don't, like now that I'm seeing it, even at games where

[00:56:43] I, you can watch games where I really clutch, I clutch some 1v3s, but my teammates, they were

[00:56:49] trying to do nothing.

[00:56:50] Like, even if I was good, I had games where I top-fragged, you see?

[00:56:55] Me, there is no world in which my lobbies are so assed that I'm top-fragging.

[00:57:00] And it's my first shooter.

[00:57:02] Like, that is a problem.

[00:57:04] So I don't think, realistically,

[00:57:08] like I don't think I could do it in America.

[00:57:10] I'm gonna come to terms, I'm okay with that.

[00:57:12] I'm okay, I'm okay.

[00:57:13] I know it is not possible.

[00:57:16] I'm gonna take your advice, you were right.

[00:57:19] Thank you.

[00:57:20] You were right.

[00:57:20] Thank you, I had a feeling, yeah, I was scared.

[00:57:24] Cause again, you did this right after rank 3.0 came out.

[00:57:28] Again, rank 2.0, my grandma could hit gold

[00:57:32] in rank 2.0 if she played a hundred games.

[00:57:34] They just, in rank 2.0, they were handing out Elon

[00:57:37] like it was chocolate chip cookies.

[00:57:38] Rank 3.0 is like the hardest system ever.

[00:57:42] So Senna, you're not even a quitter,

[00:57:44] it's just humanly impossible with your current skill set.

[00:57:51] I'm just gonna be honest.

[00:57:51] You just didn't need to add in that last part

[00:57:53] as a thing, you could have just said

[00:57:55] it's like sort of possible.

[00:57:57] But I honestly, the fact that you made it 60 fucking

[00:58:01] matches, I mean, good God, oh my God,

[00:58:03] I couldn't, oh my God.

[00:58:24] Yeah, I don't know.

[00:58:25] I think you inspired me though.

[00:58:26] Chad, could I do this to champion all solo queue with rank 3.0?

[00:58:30] I honestly don't even know.

[00:58:31] I don't even know.

[00:58:32] I think you inspired me like I actually I'm currently plat chat could I go to champion all solo my whole chat saying no

[00:58:42] Yeah, I don't even think you can't because I'd have to basically have like a 50 something win percent 58 win percentage

[00:58:49] While getting streams typed on PC lobbies while getting hacked

[00:58:54] It'd be a fun stream though

[00:58:57] But I said I know you're probably like depressed right now

[00:58:59] But I respect you for even trying.

[00:59:01] So you just not easy entry level game.

[00:59:04] Yeah, well, here's the best part.

[00:59:05] I agreed to do that training.

[00:59:07] So I'm not even free.

[00:59:08] Like, I can't even not think about it in the next two days.

[00:59:11] I really have to think about it.

[00:59:12] So I'm fine.

[00:59:13] So this is, you know what?

[00:59:16] For the first time shooter, this is genuinely the worst one

[00:59:19] I could pick.

[00:59:20] I'm not controlling.

[00:59:20] Yep.

[00:59:21] You know, Casina, the thing is,

[00:59:23] you could have played Valorant where you just aim.

[00:59:25] But I'm sorry, Chad, if I'm triggering.

[00:59:28] I don't care.

[00:59:29] Valorant, you can coast on just your aim.

[00:59:32] Siege your aim means nothing.

[00:59:34] It doesn't matter.

[00:59:35] You don't even know what you're dying to.

[00:59:37] No, no, that's the thing.

[00:59:38] There were times where the guy was literally looking,

[00:59:41] first of all, white as everybody in siege of fat fuck.

[00:59:45] Every time I went to go turn the corner

[00:59:46] and I thought that they couldn't see me,

[00:59:48] apparently Cap can's back extends two feet behind him

[00:59:51] and you can just, you can see everything on him.

[00:59:54] It makes no fucking sense.

[00:59:56] Like, Cap can genuinely should be

[00:59:58] I don't understand how people can see every angle of him.

[01:00:02] He can't hide anywhere.

[01:00:03] It makes no sense.

[01:00:05] Yeah, I was actually watching your stream this morning because I've been interested in the marathon.

[01:00:09] I was watching your stream this morning when you slow peeked from laundry double door with lion while pruning, which sinna that's like you're new.

[01:00:17] So does matter.

[01:00:18] But that's like a cardinal stand because he can see your elbow and you can't even see him with the perspective perspective.

[01:00:24] Yeah, I had no idea.

[01:00:26] My elbow was just it was just showing I I had no idea

[01:00:31] But yeah, you did a you didn't pick the worst first shooter, but honestly I did do I was bronze in Siege for a whole fucking season

[01:00:40] My first season I was bronze. I do a cute with my IRL and I just kept playing. I wasn't even I'm not even good at Siege

[01:00:47] I just put 30,000 hours into the game and then one day it just clicked

[01:00:53] But you'll get there

[01:00:56] I'm going to be honest, you might have to put around 60,000.

[01:01:01] I'm sorry.

[01:01:01] All right.

[01:01:02] You don't have much on.

[01:01:02] I'm hanging up with you.

[01:01:03] Thank you.

[01:01:03] All right.

[01:01:04] Sit up.

[01:01:04] No, sit up.

[01:01:05] No, sit up.

[01:01:05] Okay.

[01:01:09] Staberonotto tweet, guys.

[01:01:10] I'm in his Twitter.

[01:01:11] I don't see anything.

[01:01:12] Guys, is FNCS right now?

[01:01:14] Why is FNCS so early?

[01:01:15] Is it like EU or something?

[01:01:17] Guys, you said Ron tweet.

[01:01:20] I don't see anything.

[01:01:23] He deleted it.

[01:01:23] What did he tweet?

[01:01:24] What did he tweet?

[01:01:26] He deleted it. What did he tweet? Give one central final soon. Is Clix playing? Is Clix

[01:01:39] playing? Yeah, guys, I have nothing planned until I meet Dante. So you guys are going to

[01:01:47] see how good I am at stalling today. Wait, what is... Oh, Dante's calling. Dante's

[01:01:52] calling yo diddy oh god you're in the airport sorry I didn't mean to call you

[01:02:01] diddy in the airport so you're about like are you in the plane what's

[01:02:08] happening bro dude League of Legends challenger in public chat you ever

[01:02:17] I've never seen this.

[01:02:18] Yeah, what's up?

[01:02:22] I got you with a little surprise.

[01:02:25] You're bringing a surprise to Florida?

[01:02:27] Yeah, but before I do is I only want to show it to you in person, but I need to ask you

[01:02:32] a question first.

[01:02:33] Yep.

[01:02:34] Am I allowed dropping my pants live on your camera?

[01:02:39] If you have underwear, sure, but if it's literally going to be your weiner now.

[01:02:44] Okay, then I'm going to show you the surprise in a few hours.

[01:02:48] So wait, when do you get here, bro?

[01:02:50] What time? Or can you not even say it?

[01:02:52] I mean, I've already sent in my play details, so I'm just cleaning up that for now.

[01:02:56] Wait, you sent it in text?

[01:02:58] Let me see. Dude, stop that. I didn't even shower today. I forgot.

[01:03:02] No, let's get those.

[01:03:04] But we're going to do it straight and go leave.

[01:03:06] We're fine. We're not allowed to shower in a single time.

[01:03:08] Why would we not be allowed to shower a single time, bro?

[01:03:12] Because that's what got good at the game, bro.

[01:03:15] If you showered, you lose mechanics.

[01:03:17] It's like every day you build a mechanical ability,

[01:03:20] and when you showered, it washes off on you.

[01:03:22] So that's why you cannot show off, or else it fucks you.

[01:03:25] Bro.

[01:03:26] I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't.

[01:03:28] My God.

[01:03:29] That's it, I'm gonna be clear when I say this, bro.

[01:03:32] You're probably the most deranged human being

[01:03:34] that's ever gonna set foot in my house.

[01:03:36] I'm just, just another day.

[01:03:39] Because if this sleep marathon goes bad,

[01:03:42] And you keep me there for longer than a week.

[01:03:44] I might be the last here doing that.

[01:03:45] So that's what I'm not.

[01:03:46] I was like, bro,

[01:03:48] that says you're in a public server right now.

[01:03:50] When's the last time you were like in person in real life?

[01:04:02] So you have not been in public in eight months.

[01:04:06] No, cause sometimes like my wife, right?

[01:04:08] She's like, please.

[01:04:09] to go outside, go for walks, stuff like that.

[01:04:12] And I tell her, like, maybe like, I'm sorry,

[01:04:14] but like, this is what you get when you sign up

[01:04:16] for marrying a lead player, you know?

[01:04:17] So there are times where even up to like months at a time,

[01:04:20] she's all even like walking outside,

[01:04:22] she's all like getting anything like,

[01:04:24] she just like walked in the baseline.

[01:04:27] Jesus Murphy, bro.

[01:04:28] All right, Don't test.

[01:04:29] I'm gonna see you, bro.

[01:04:30] I'm gonna see you.

[01:04:31] Yo, text me what time you land, text me.

[01:04:34] All right, all right, I'm gonna see you.

[01:04:35] Okay, all right, I'll see you.

[01:04:36] All right, I'll see you, bro.

[01:04:38] in a public server in real life.

[01:04:41] That's the weirdest.

[01:04:42] I've never even seen him without his headset on.

[01:04:44] That actually tripped me a little bit.

[01:04:48] Klixenvenno didn't qual, what?

[01:04:53] What do you mean they didn't qual?

[01:04:56] Aren't they like a top five team?

[01:05:00] Didn't Venno win FNCS?

[01:05:06] Looks like Lacy's working up for the finals today.

[01:05:08] I

[01:05:18] Low key I kind of like the sound as it is right now. Yeah arcs cooked bro arc is fucking cooked bro

[01:05:25] Yo, art. Good luck, bro. Your teammates warming up

[01:05:29] Your teammates warming up holding monk

[01:05:35] Okay, okay, okay, okay is all see like

[01:05:38] I cannot believe don't has is gonna be in my house. Wait, he just text me. I'm not gonna say what time he lands out

[01:05:46] Perfect

[01:05:49] I ground love in life Jason chance. So I and Elyse the chat

[01:05:53] this right here is

[01:05:56] The FNCS Div Cup finals is Peterbot in this

[01:06:00] Is Peterbite in this? What's the prize?

[01:06:06] It's by Kanata and they're looking good.

[01:06:08] Check, should we watch this?

[01:06:19] Is Peterbite in this?

[01:06:22] $100,000? What?

[01:06:28] Check, should we watch it, run a poll?

[01:06:30] yes or no should we watch it run a poll yes or no should we watch it yes or no yes or no

[01:06:35] guys Sina inspired me bro i'm not even kidding i want to do the same challenge to champion

[01:06:41] we'll talk about it when i get back i get that thing i can do it i'm pretty good at seeds bro

[01:08:00] All right, chat, let's talk about it, guys, guys, vote, vote, vote, vote, vote, guys.

[01:08:17] I want y'all to talk about it.

[01:08:20] Chat, Sinequiner challenge, Matt Brons.

[01:08:26] She was trying to get silver, she went from bronze to bronze five.

[01:08:29] But I do a stream where I solo queue ranked on Rainbow Six each.

[01:08:37] I can never do OQ, I can never trio queue, I can never stack.

[01:08:41] I only solo queue on PC ranked with a controller and I can't end the stream until I reach

[01:08:50] champion.

[01:08:52] I'm currently platinum two, I believe.

[01:08:54] I'm currently platinum two.

[01:08:56] Should I do it guys like that actually it's not going to be never ending bro chat guys

[01:09:07] I have guys I'm good at siege bro.

[01:09:12] Hi guys what's up man.

[01:09:14] See I need to stop you bro listen I'm banging on the glass right now I'm banging on the

[01:09:20] glass bro.

[01:09:21] What like interstellar?

[01:09:22] Yes bro you cannot do this.

[01:09:25] Lane why I can't do it?

[01:09:27] All right, I'll explain this multiple reasons.

[01:09:29] One, rank 3.0, it's the hardest rank season out there.

[01:09:33] I'm not kidding.

[01:09:34] You're just hyping me up.

[01:09:36] This is not working.

[01:09:37] It's working in inverse.

[01:09:38] You're motivating me.

[01:09:39] You're motivating me.

[01:09:40] Highlights.

[01:09:41] Great, great.

[01:09:42] I'm glad I'm motivating you.

[01:09:44] You're starting out flat.

[01:09:45] That too, flat two.

[01:09:48] I understand.

[01:09:48] You're starting out flat.

[01:09:50] There are still sweats, like sweat stacks.

[01:09:54] I'm talking about five feet, discord call.

[01:09:56] They don't sleep, they don't wash their ass.

[01:09:58] They don't take a shot.

[01:09:59] They don't do any of that, bro.

[01:10:01] They sit there and they play.

[01:10:03] They are still not champion.

[01:10:06] Let me ask you a question, High Vives.

[01:10:08] You see, they started at level three for placements.

[01:10:12] Let me ask you a question.

[01:10:15] Did they win a Roller Prie?

[01:10:17] High Vives go full cam.

[01:10:20] You're on question, hold on.

[01:10:22] Paul's got a scene.

[01:10:23] So high-fives.

[01:10:24] No pause comes in, hold on, it's not ready yet.

[01:10:27] Pause comes in.

[01:10:29] Yeah, pause it please.

[01:10:30] So high-fives, I respect your friendship, bro.

[01:10:34] You're trying to tell me to not do a R6 stream

[01:10:40] where I keep solo queuing infinitely

[01:10:43] until I reach champion or put a shotgun in my nose.

[01:10:47] And you're saying that it's not possible, correct?

[01:10:51] It is not possible.

[01:10:52] Let me explain, let me explain.

[01:10:56] Cheaters all the time high.

[01:10:58] Not kidding me.

[01:10:59] I get rollback, I get rollback.

[01:11:02] Boom, knock that one down, next.

[01:11:05] As you know, I hate to cheats.

[01:11:07] It's cool buddy.

[01:11:09] Cheaters are cheaters.

[01:11:10] What if I get the cheaters on my team?

[01:11:12] Hashtag Muda, shout out Muda.

[01:11:14] What if I get the cheater?

[01:11:15] What if I solo queue and there's four Mudas on my team?

[01:11:20] Great, then they all get banned

[01:11:22] get rolled back. Boom! But what if the Moodas are on the other team and then they beat me?

[01:11:27] I get rolled back. I get rolled back. So, High Fives, I'm telling you this now. I dedicated

[01:11:35] majority of my later stage years of high school to Rainbow Six each and every year of my adulthood

[01:11:42] I played Siege. If I can't solo two to champion on PC with a controller, no one can. Do you

[01:11:49] Do you understand?

[01:11:52] Well, maybe stop it.

[01:11:53] Besides the point, it doesn't matter, bro.

[01:11:55] High-vives.

[01:11:56] How long would that stream be?

[01:11:58] Calculate.

[01:11:59] Look at my RP gain and loss on my R6 tracker.

[01:12:02] If I start a stream, Sina deadass inspired me.

[01:12:06] If I start a stream in Platinum II

[01:12:09] and I solo queue on PC ranked with a controller

[01:12:13] and I don't end my stream until it

[01:12:15] beats the highest rank in the game,

[01:12:16] how many games would that take?

[01:12:18] Give me a 53%, one percent.

[01:12:21] 54, 55.

[01:12:23] Cause I'm gonna win more than I lose

[01:12:25] because I'm fucking LeBron.

[01:12:28] Let me see what you're working with right here.

[01:12:32] I'm fucking LeBron.

[01:12:34] Yeah.

[01:12:35] I'm fucking LeBron!

[01:12:37] Well, not in the ass, but I'm him.

[01:12:44] I'm going to do the time conditions.

[01:12:45] JC, I'm telling you, bro.

[01:12:47] I can't do it. I can't do it.

[01:12:59] Also you're talking about five stacks and I haven't reached champion.

[01:13:02] Bro, they have no Rover primes, no facings. Like there's levels, bro.

[01:13:09] Do this. Good to know.

[01:13:12] High buys. Like you're just hyping me up, bro. This is going to be put in.

[01:13:15] You're in an edit. Do you realize you're in an edit?

[01:13:18] You just got edit formed.

[01:13:23] Oh no, he's got a gun!

[01:13:25] Just kidding, Airsoft.

[01:13:28] You miss good dude.

[01:13:30] How the fuck to me?

[01:13:31] How much you know am I gaining and losing?

[01:13:34] I'm going, thanks.

[01:13:36] It's gonna go down the higher rank I get,

[01:13:38] I believe, correct?

[01:13:41] No, right now you're already getting hit by it.

[01:13:44] You're already at it.

[01:13:46] It's not right to one.

[01:13:47] You're already here.

[01:13:49] So you're gonna gain depending on the team 20, 25,

[01:13:56] and you're gonna lose minimum 20.

[01:14:00] The whole way?

[01:14:01] Is it gonna be like that the whole way?

[01:14:02] The whole way, you're already there.

[01:14:04] As long as I'm explaining it, you're already there.

[01:14:06] Bro, hi guys, I'm just gonna queue 40 games a day.

[01:14:10] Next, like, bro, hi guys,

[01:14:12] If I can't solo queue to PC Champ with a controller,

[01:14:15] what is my life?

[01:14:17] What did my whole life turn out to?

[01:14:19] This is my game.

[01:14:21] What did my life even amount to, bro?

[01:14:23] Tell me.

[01:14:24] Nothing, nothing!

[01:14:29] Oh my God, there's no way this is right.

[01:14:32] There's no way.

[01:14:33] Raid, call me, okay, I'm gonna call Raid

[01:14:35] because Raid's actually a DJ.

[01:14:37] I'm gonna call Raid, all right, all of us?

[01:14:39] Raid would know perfectly.

[01:14:41] Ray would know, like Ray plays 10 hours a day.

[01:14:44] Ray pick up.

[01:14:47] Ray doesn't pick up.

[01:14:54] Ray, let me explain.

[01:14:56] Shh.

[01:14:58] Ray butters.

[01:14:59] Before my Ryan, you're doing some bullshit.

[01:15:01] Ray, can I explain?

[01:15:03] Yeah.

[01:15:05] I want to do a stream where I sold a queue

[01:15:08] from Platinum to Champion on PC ranked with a controller.

[01:15:11] I don't end the stream until I reach Champion.

[01:15:14] You're saying it's impossible.

[01:15:15] Why?

[01:15:17] I'm gonna play 40 games a day for a week

[01:15:20] or call it 20 games a day.

[01:15:22] Are you like actually serious?

[01:15:24] Cause bro, I'm not gonna lie.

[01:15:25] This is first of all, by far way harder to hit you

[01:15:28] and not just because,

[01:15:32] so first of all, obviously there's gonna be cheaters

[01:15:34] like this PC ranked you're gonna run cheaters.

[01:15:36] So that's like your first issue rollback right wouldn't I get rollback?

[01:15:41] Maybe maybe what do you mean baby we're not what anything right to be so

[01:15:48] so you're telling me they can cheat and then not get rolled back you see listen

[01:15:54] right now this is your biggest problem the ELO system listen you are going to

[01:15:58] gain 10 ELO you're gonna gain 10 ELO the entire time okay and if you lose

[01:16:02] iconic pro player pro player just said 50-50 on rollback

[01:16:18] Yeah, but I'm him like

[01:16:24] Wait, but when would I start getting 10 and losing 18 when would that happen?

[01:16:32] But the thing is, if I get 10 and lose 18, it's not even possible with the snipers.

[01:16:43] On top of that, I'm on controller because that means I'd have to have like a 71 percentage

[01:16:48] to break even.

[01:16:49] Dude, if I get 10 and lose 18, that means two wins, one loss is too elo per every two

[01:16:56] hours.

[01:16:58] with a 67 win percentage. Which means I'm like hyper carrying. Yo, a 67 win percentage solo queue

[01:17:06] that's like stopping couldn't even do that in champ. Wait, that's mathematically impossible.

[01:17:14] I have I have 150 matches and I'm one game in the champ and you know I'm 5' 7".

[01:17:20] Oh my god, that's all I had to hear.

[01:17:26] Wait, weren't you the first champ in the world this season?

[01:17:30] No, it was Aiden, but Aiden also like it wasn't that bad.

[01:17:33] And the worst part is also there's two times.

[01:17:35] Like I'm sure it'll be fine for you, but the two times are terrible.

[01:17:39] It was like one point off.

[01:17:40] You're like 30 minute cues.

[01:17:42] How about you guys, you did not say that.

[01:17:44] You did not say that.

[01:17:45] You said there's five stacks that aren't champ.

[01:17:48] You didn't say raid bullies a top player has a five stack and he's one game in champ

[01:17:54] No, but right I thought there's like a thousand champs right now

[01:18:01] Everyone runs like nickname and there's like

[01:18:10] Wait, so what's the cutoff for champ 4500

[01:18:12] I honestly don't know, I think.

[01:18:15] Bro, I like that they made it hard, but they almost made it to where you have to stack.

[01:18:19] No, they did, genuinely.

[01:18:22] Has anyone soloed you to champ?

[01:18:24] Like anyone?

[01:18:25] Hell no, Jinxie.

[01:18:26] I'm telling you, bro.

[01:18:27] No one in the world has done it?

[01:18:29] Okay, obviously I can't say that, but I really doubt it.

[01:18:33] Like, I swear I doubt it.

[01:18:34] Bro, there's only 300 champs on PC right now.

[01:18:37] Oh my God.

[01:18:38] There's 300 and...

[01:18:41] Let's see.

[01:18:42] There's 301 champions on PC fucking seat.

[01:18:47] How many are there total?

[01:18:49] Well, let's just see how many there are on console.

[01:18:53] There's 301 champs on PC.

[01:18:56] There's let's see how many on console.

[01:18:58] There's a lot of cheaters in champs here.

[01:19:00] I'm telling you now, there's a lot of cheaters.

[01:19:03] Hold up, hold up, hold up.

[01:19:04] Bro, I think there's less than a thousand champs worldwide right now.

[01:19:09] No, there is.

[01:19:10] God there is let me keep scrolling I'm almost here all these people got

[01:19:16] chamber didn't play okay Chad what's 301 plus 746

[01:19:27] all right bro I'm gonna catch you but I'm just saying be careful bro like if you

[01:19:30] have to do that you're gonna be questionable

[01:19:33] there is raid there is one thou do you have to go are you in a game

[01:19:38] Yeah, we just got such a no life. I knew it. There is 1047 champions global on all platforms

[01:19:48] across every region. And how many of them were stacking? Like all of them have to be.

[01:19:57] Like I'm sure people have mixed in solo games, right? Mixed them in. But dude,

[01:20:03] if you're, oh my God, I actually think it's not possible.

[01:20:05] You know it like literally the first day they're visible in 60 games that you can't you have to literally have like at least

[01:20:15] But my chat saying Timmy's doing it is Timmy's stacking or sold out

[01:20:30] What's Timmy's who be connect what is it be connected?

[01:20:35] I

[01:20:38] Saying he's diamond five dude. What's Jimmy's would be connect I

[01:20:45] Mean it'd be a cinema stream, but if it never ends it never ends, bro

[01:20:52] This guy's such a sweat. All right, I'll see you check what's Jimmy's to be connect

[01:20:57] I'll check all of this to me shit. It's

[01:21:01] Ting Ting Zixie. What the fuck?

[01:21:05] I'm trying to like chat I'm trying to not commit to something that's impossible because all my marathons they just have to be possible and I'll do it like silver league

[01:21:15] Tinksy it's Tinksy what the fuck this I'm just gonna copy and paste it I mean it would be the most siege I've ever played in my life that's for sure

[01:21:31] Bro, it's not even coming up.

[01:21:37] Guys, I'm copying, pasting, every name you're saying, none of you guys are even typing it correct.

[01:21:42] Look.

[01:21:48] It's Tinksy. That's wrong. Bro, that's wrong.

[01:21:54] Stop being lamicky, bro. If the marathon's not even possible, I can't do it.

[01:21:58] can't do it. This, this, please be right, please be right. Thank fuck. Okay, this is Timmy.

[01:22:09] But Timmy's not even marathoning it, right? Doesn't he do breaks? Chad, isn't Timmy like

[01:22:16] it's not never ending, right? He ends stream, right? Yeah, fuck. Bro, he's played 393

[01:22:27] matches? Are you fucking kidding me? Timmy is in the top 0.1% of matches played. He's

[01:22:40] in the top 0.1% of lost. Timmy's played more games of Siege than 99.393 matches. Yo, he's

[01:22:53] diamond five if I played let me see if I played 20 matches a day how many matches

[01:23:03] would it take to reach Timmy 393 divided by 20 I would be live for 19 days

[01:23:12] straight if I played 20 matches a day to get to this point I would be live for

[01:23:19] 19 days straight, and I'd be fucking diamond.

[01:23:34] But has Tim even only sold or has it been queuing?

[01:23:38] Cause bro, if he's been queuing with people

[01:23:39] that makes it a lot easier.

[01:23:41] So, guys, that would be 20 days of siege, oh my God.

[01:23:58] That would be 20 days of siege.

[01:24:00] It would take them also, guys, here's the thing.

[01:24:04] Getting from Diamond 5 to Champion would take more time than anything because Diamond's

[01:24:09] the hardest rank.

[01:24:11] cheaters, best players.

[01:24:13] So realistically, it would be, if I played 20 games a day,

[01:24:17] it would be a month long stream.

[01:24:19] If I only sold, stacking's totally different.

[01:24:23] Even stacking would take forever.

[01:24:25] If I only sold, it would take a month.

[01:24:32] It would take a month.

[01:24:36] Oh my God.

[01:24:37] It would take a month, if I only sold it, it would maybe take more than a month.

[01:24:43] I'm not even joking.

[01:24:44] It would maybe take more than a month.

[01:24:51] Guys, should I do a month long seed stream?

[01:25:01] Bro, oh my God.

[01:25:06] Unless you start from Platinum Copper, true, true, true, high-vives, you're right.

[01:25:13] But then again though, high-vives, I could jump through Copper in a day.

[01:25:17] I could jump through Bronze in a day, Silver in a day.

[01:25:20] That's no problem.

[01:25:22] Getting from, guys, you guys got to realize, Timmy's played 393 matches and he's literally

[01:25:27] just about, like, Timmy's about to fight Melania, like you understand what I'm saying?

[01:25:33] is 393 matches in, which by the way, holy fuck, Timmy's good. He has a 1.6 KD and a 63

[01:25:41] win percentage. What are my stats? I didn't think my KD is higher than his. Maybe it is,

[01:25:47] but I'm in a lower rank. Let me see. Timmy's good. Okay, my KD is lower than Timmy's

[01:25:56] and my win percentage and I'm in a lower rank than him.

[01:26:02] Well, no, it's actually higher, but it doesn't matter.

[01:26:04] I have like, I have like similar stats to Timmy,

[01:26:08] but he's played 393 matches, boys.

[01:26:13] And console, no, I'm not console, I'm PC, I'm PC roller.

[01:26:20] Bro, so chat, if we do this boys,

[01:26:23] I would be PC controller.

[01:26:25] solo queuing from plat two to champion it would probably take 20 days.

[01:26:32] It's not a bad shout, bro.

[01:26:36] I mean, that'd be a generational fucking stream.

[01:26:41] That'd be generational.

[01:26:44] That'd be 20 days of just siege.

[01:26:48] I probably want to kill myself.

[01:26:53] Because yeah, stacking is just the mickey, bro, like, you know, I'm not even kidding. I know everybody hates the right system. I love it. Like I don't I don't want there to be any champs.

[01:27:01] I've said this so many times champion should mean something, bro. You shouldn't just like rank 2.0 was literally a lobotomy.

[01:27:09] Now everybody has champion charms that don't deserve champ.

[01:27:12] Like that's what I was saying. They should just scrap champion all together and add a new rank and make it literally just

[01:27:20] Don't even give it a healer top 1000 on

[01:27:26] Xbox PlayStation and PC lumped into one it no one would get it you have to stack like I

[01:27:33] Just I hate out there's like 80,000 champs every season like it was just so stupid

[01:27:37] But champion lost all of its like flavor

[01:27:39] Like that's why like league where it's like oh your challenger. There's 300 in the world. Oh

[01:27:45] You're radiant and valorant like it's rare a top rank should be rare not like handed out

[01:27:52] But yeah boys enough yapping are we watching this FNCS or what dude?

[01:28:00] Or watching this FNCS or what dude

[01:28:03] What are we doing?

[01:28:04] Yeah SSL like a top rank should mean something it shouldn't just be handed out in rank one point. Oh, there wasn't a lot of chance

[01:28:10] There was like maybe 8k a season

[01:28:15] Never compared lead to any FPS is not even close. Yeah, I agree

[01:28:18] Yo, the reason why you can't compare League of Legends

[01:28:22] The reason why League of Legends is a higher skill expression than any other game is because in FPS

[01:28:28] You can have God to your aim and get far League of Legends

[01:28:32] You need god tier macro micro and god tier mechanics to get the challenger you need all three

[01:28:38] You have to actually be intelligent. You cannot be unintelligent and be a fucking challenger. It's not even real

[01:28:45] It's not even real, bro

[01:28:48] Like no game will ever be comparable skill wise to Dota and League period. It's not even real

[01:28:55] It's not even real bro because bro. You can be a CS player and have god tier aim

[01:29:01] Cosby you can be a siege player have God to your aim Cosby look at shroud bro

[01:29:05] He got diamond in like his second season of siege

[01:29:09] League there's there's no crossover. There's no game like it. There's no fucking crossover to league

[01:29:16] It's all just like there's no crock like you're not gonna be prepared for league

[01:29:21] If I played cod my entire life played CS my entire life valorate my entire life

[01:29:26] I'd be already like have a good foundation for siege. There's no fucking foundation for league

[01:29:32] You're literally thrown into an ocean with sharks period

[01:29:37] There's no other word for it

[01:29:43] Low key just spark up a league game

[01:29:47] Dude, I'm bronze for bro. I don't know what I should do bro. Should we watch evidence? Yes

[01:29:52] Should we watch the FNCS? Get Golden League. Yeah, bro. Maybe 2027.

[01:30:02] Maybe 2027. Rocket League hardest game of all time. Yo, bro, let me, let me pep see. Let me be clear here.

[01:30:09] Rocket League is one of the hardest games ever, mechanically. Like on

[01:30:15] controller, Rocket League is one of the hardest games ever mechanically. The thing is the macro

[01:30:20] and IQ that goes into league and strategy it doesn't compare Rocket League don't give me wrong every game has a high-skill gap

[01:30:29] There's strategy that goes into Rocket League. There's strategy that goes into siege

[01:30:33] The strategy that goes into League of Legends. It's not even like comparable like

[01:30:38] Bro, we're gonna watch faker tonight. I've been playing league for two months straight daily

[01:30:45] I'm not gonna have any idea what fakers doing. I'm gonna have no idea what's happening

[01:30:49] Do you realize there's no other game like that?

[01:30:52] When Faker's playing fucking Twisted Fate, I'm not even gonna know what he's doing.

[01:30:57] And I've been playing for two months, and I'm brawned, I'm even gonna know what's happening.

[01:31:02] If you're ass at siege and you watch Stoppin', you're not gonna understand some of the

[01:31:06] stuff he's doing, but he's also just gonna be shitting on people.

[01:31:10] Like he's just gonna be shitting on people.

[01:31:13] So like, like when I'm watching Faker, when I watch Faker highlights on YouTube,

[01:31:18] I don't even know what's happening, bro.

[01:31:20] I just know the announcer's screaming.

[01:31:25] Do you understand, bro?

[01:31:27] Like there is no game skill-wise

[01:31:31] that is comparable to League of Legends and Dota.

[01:31:33] If you disagree, you've never played League of Legends

[01:31:36] or Dota, period.

[01:31:38] No game has a higher skill expression in those games.

[01:31:41] It's just, that's fact.

[01:31:43] The only people who disagree have never played.

[01:31:45] They never played, bro.

[01:31:46] They've never played League.

[01:31:48] It's like, bro, it's the hardest game ever.

[01:31:50] Like it's not even, I can't even explain it.

[01:31:53] I've been playing for two months and I'm ass, I'm terrible.

[01:32:01] But like, I'm not gonna dump on games.

[01:32:03] Like bro, Rocket League, disgusting amount of skill gap.

[01:32:07] Siege, disgusting amount of skill gap.

[01:32:09] I've played Siege for 10 years.

[01:32:12] It's not even close.

[01:32:13] Like League of Legends is just miles harder than Siege.

[01:32:18] Like it's just, the game is impossible.

[01:32:22] It's like chess mixed with like mechanics,

[01:32:26] mixed with having four infants on your team.

[01:32:35] What was I gonna say?

[01:32:36] Okay, so Chad will be watching this or what?

[01:32:38] What game is this?

[01:32:43] Jeff, can we watch this?

[01:32:46] The coin goes down.

[01:32:48] What game is this?

[01:32:49] There we go.

[01:32:50] Finish is what he started, but he goes down right.

[01:32:52] What is Ron doing?

[01:32:54] He's in my chat.

[01:32:56] Like, why are you spamming this in my chat?

[01:33:00] You manifesting a fucking heart attack?

[01:33:02] Are you-

[01:33:03] Ron's going to do the same challenge, send it in.

[01:33:06] like bro what is this bro jeez the fucking wheeze so many excuses if bam

[01:33:14] can score 83 you can get the silver what the fuck does bam he just compare

[01:33:21] ronda bam on a bio they even a five gifted raising canes like do you think

[01:33:25] I'm out of this like VIP you because your name is raising games like I'm dead

[01:33:29] like do you think I'm just gonna

[01:33:34] yeah he believe it sweet chat he believe it sweet he believe it sweet now I'm

[01:33:41] gonna be honest could Ron get the silver yeah Ron can get the silver bro

[01:33:49] Ron's gaming abilities are like Ron's gaming abilities are like eons above

[01:33:57] of scanning abilities. Could Ron get a silver? Yeah, I'm not kidding. He could. But like,

[01:34:05] he'd have to start on a copper account and like, like, bro, you start off, you start off

[01:34:10] at silver, you know, like, if you get to level 50, you're considered silver bronze.

[01:34:16] So you have to do, you have to get a fresh copper five account.

[01:34:20] Jinxie, coach me in jungle, you know fire hydrant, me coaching you in jungle is like

[01:34:29] a blind man leading a blind man to a fucking blind convention, like bro I'm just gonna make

[01:34:37] you worse, I'm gonna make you worse bro, fire hydrant you're gonna get worse if I

[01:34:42] I coach you. Do you realize that?

[01:34:51] Jinxie, play with my joystick.

[01:34:52] Mods banned this guy.

[01:34:53] No, Mods banned this guy.

[01:34:55] Please, God, it banned this guy.

[01:34:59] Okay, chat, what should I do?

[01:35:01] Should I solo queue League of Legends

[01:35:02] or watch FNCS, run a pool?

[01:35:05] Chat, Don'tsass is here in a couple of hours.

[01:35:09] Should I solo queue League of Legends

[01:35:10] or watch FNCS, run a poll.

[01:35:14] Chad, I'm bronze four.

[01:35:16] I have to get ready for Dante.

[01:35:18] I'm bronze four.

[01:35:20] Should I solo queue League of Legends

[01:35:22] or watch FNCS, run a poll?

[01:35:24] Kids not thinking to run.

[01:35:26] I'm about to reach a three stream streak of watching Ron.

[01:35:29] Level up, thinking of all of them.

[01:35:31] FNCS, wait for Dante's.

[01:35:33] Bro, but when Dante's gets here,

[01:35:34] we're gonna watch Faker chat.

[01:35:36] Chat vote, chat vote, vote, vote, vote.

[01:35:39] Whatever you all vote, I'm doing.

[01:35:40] I'm going to go pee.

[01:35:41] Bump!

[01:35:42] Bump!

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[01:36:27] .

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[01:36:37] .

[01:36:41] Let's do this.

[01:37:07] All right chat let's do it a ship chat is all the all the all the on

[01:37:15] Right, let me call Halsey

[01:37:17] Channel probably run it down on the on the Summoner's Rift after fncs

[01:37:22] I'm calling Halsey

[01:37:24] Should we got a big date today? There's two div cups tontas is pulling up and we get to watch msi

[01:37:29] And on my ripsome league games

[01:37:31] Yeah, but dude, I like, I think I realized something, bro.

[01:37:38] Like, if you're a comp.

[01:37:41] All right, I want to be clear. There are multiple types of gamers. Okay.

[01:37:46] There is casual gamers, story gamers.

[01:37:50] If you're a competitive gamer.

[01:37:54] And you've never entered summoner's rift.

[01:37:59] do it do it bro it's like cocaine guys i play league every day off stream i play every morning

[01:38:05] and every night off stream like this isn't larp like i want to get better because the thing is

[01:38:12] if you're bad at league you feel so small inside who's open the chest yo ozzie

[01:38:20] yo what's up jc ozzie what's up buttercup bro i actually saw a little bit of trauma last

[01:38:26] night unfolding. Okay, you get into the 49 drop. Do you know what I'm gonna talk about?

[01:38:31] Uh, Klicks inventors like, yes, a meaningful like couples therapy session. Yeah, they didn't

[01:38:37] call correct, bro. They didn't call for EWC or something. Very correct. Yes. So what

[01:38:43] place did they get? Uh, it wasn't great. Like honestly, like it was a bad performance

[01:38:47] by them. I think they got like, what was it like ninth or something? They did a top

[01:38:50] five. They were like 60 points off. They got eight. They got eight. So yeah, it

[01:38:53] enough. Okay, I'm gonna be that guy, bro. Hasn't every performance been bad? Yeah, well,

[01:38:59] I mean, that's what he talked about last night. Like if you've been watching like

[01:39:02] everyone kind of already figured out and then clicks admitted it like clicks is just playing

[01:39:05] like shit because he's just two in his own head because he's like scared of like fucking

[01:39:08] up with Venno and there's making them play worse. So like, he pretty much admitted what

[01:39:12] everyone knew was the problem. But yes, it was it was not a great day. It's definitely

[01:39:17] very bad by clicks of standards, but he's not trying to cope out. He's like, look,

[01:39:19] I'm not playing good. I'm playing like shit. I'm gonna take this break, come

[01:39:22] come back, lock in, be mentally better, and we'll be fine. That's kind of like where we're

[01:39:25] at now.

[01:39:26] So, is Peter by in this?

[01:39:29] Pete is in this, but he is playing, okay, he's playing not great. There's a new item

[01:39:34] in the game that none of the pros have used before. It's the first tournament we've had

[01:39:37] it, and I think game one, he tried to over cook way too hard with it. And then game

[01:39:41] two, we had a good game. And then last game, he got lobbied by taking a fighting

[01:39:45] position to take him. So he's not playing great right now. It's going to be very

[01:39:48] Unlikely people wins this tournament even even for Pete. He's currently

[01:39:57] He's in 92 points first is on 221 how many games are everybody got three

[01:40:03] So, oh god, so what does he need like 320 kill wins?

[01:40:09] Yeah, basically. Yeah, he needs to go absolutely crazy here. Wait, is he conned randomly?

[01:40:13] We know he's not every time. Yeah, nice fine. Oh, yeah

[01:40:16] Like this is like I've seen paid do some crazy shit, but even my peace standards. This would be pretty nuts. We'll say

[01:40:21] Well, you can't see what am I not sure I could see I could see three screens though. It's a little

[01:40:28] Maxing I

[01:40:29] Got you on say I said the wrong thing. There you go. That should be better. Sorry. I was sharing the

[01:40:35] Full screen. We're gonna watch the replays because like there's no one streaming

[01:40:38] Yeah

[01:40:44] Well, this is this is 50 doers he is kindly in I'll show you the whole leaderboard just you know

[01:40:49] So he is in

[01:40:51] He's in 13th. It's like not that bad. It's just a shadow. He's gonna win this shit

[01:41:01] Yeah, but he's less than half the points of first we'll see I mean

[01:41:04] Realistically if he makes a super aggressive play on Shadow Virgo this game and like kills them then maybe he can come back.

[01:41:10] Did he not drop what he was supposed to drop or did he?

[01:41:12] No he did this game he did but with his drop because again he's got that giant cube he can basically fly on any team's head he wants.

[01:41:18] So he can land at his drop fly off this cube and literally land on the team in first.

[01:41:22] He doesn't need to drop on them.

[01:41:24] He's chilling.

[01:41:25] Wait he just gets three wins in a row would that do it or no?

[01:41:28] Ah, yeah, ah, 65, probably, it honestly depends on how well Shadow Virgo do, this is a really

[01:41:34] good duo.

[01:41:35] It's just because they're a very, very good duo.

[01:41:37] Liam and Veer, this is definitely a more underrated team in second, no offense, I could

[01:41:41] see them like having a bad game or two.

[01:41:43] Ozone and Golden are being doing looking really good, they'll probably have some good games,

[01:41:46] but Shadow Virgo been playing great.

[01:41:48] This is the team that last week almost won while contesting Kanata, if you remember,

[01:41:52] and now they're uncontested.

[01:41:54] So the chances of this team just dudding the last three games in a row is very

[01:41:57] Unlackly and less P keys that which he might he honestly might so I'll be like what if we witnessed a Peterbott comeback right now I

[01:42:05] Mean you got traded last thing right now is such a good finish you didn't get the P win

[01:42:09] But you got a crazy ass finish if Pete makes a comeback today and wins this then yes, you are fucking blessed

[01:42:18] Which I'm a call bit

[01:42:20] Um, I forgot. Oh yeah, did you say EWC finals this tomorrow?

[01:42:25] Tomorrow, yeah, tomorrow is the EWC finals. That's the big one. That's the one that's fun to watch.

[01:42:28] That is at, what is it, isn't it 5 ET-chan? Because it's two hours earlier than the normal

[01:42:33] start time, right? I just broadcast it. Yeah, I believe it's 5 ET. I'll get my chat to confirm

[01:42:37] because I don't know the American time zones. Uh, let me check. It's this one. Here it is here.

[01:42:44] 5 ET. Yeah, my chat says 5 ET. Yeah. And it's only, it's like a three hour tournament. It's like

[01:42:49] Just the eight finals games done and dusted. It's all set lobbies with the broadcast casting like it'll be great

[01:42:55] That's the one to watch. Yeah, this is a good div finals, but oh here we go. They're doing it. Wait. They're actually doing it

[01:43:00] Oh my god. They're actually doing it boys king shadow flying on them. Yeah

[01:43:03] Yeah, well, they're not flying on him, but they're running definitely towards him. This is a very specific

[01:43:07] So they're gonna try to kill the first place team

[01:43:09] 100% yes, he never ever goes down here. Yeah, he never pushes harba. He is definitely doing this to kill shadow

[01:43:15] This could be good. Oh my god. I'll be lucky

[01:43:17] long. Shadow Virgo. They're probably expecting this. Okay, so the new item he has, see these,

[01:43:24] okay, this, oh my god, he's doing the hop rocks. That's hop rocks. Go to the full boss.

[01:43:28] Doesn't land it. He's got the pistol, though. That was actually a bad pump by Pete. He kind

[01:43:31] of whipped that. Shadow should be dead right now. Pete fucked that up a bit, but oh,

[01:43:34] there's a second chance, misses again. Virgo jumps in. Wait, Pete might die here.

[01:43:38] Good pistol shots and oh, shitty face down, Shadow. Jinxie, I swear you're blessed.

[01:43:42] There's no way you fucking show up and they just start doing this. He's doing it for you.

[01:43:45] I swear to God. I'm not even kidding. He gets in. Oh, Virgo is a 1v2 though. Wait a second.

[01:43:51] Virgo's being up on a peak. Yeah, he's never really messed up. It's Pollo and Pete, bro. He's dead.

[01:43:55] He's 26. Virgo's crazy, though. This kid is a very, very good fighter. Arguably, like,

[01:44:01] the best 1v1 in the world right now. Pollo and Pete, like, top 1 and top 2?

[01:44:06] Depends. Okay, so depends on the game mode. Depends on how they're fighting.

[01:44:10] Oh, wait, there's actually a little spot. Wait a second. This might work. Oh my God,

[01:44:12] This it worked. I don't think it works for a spotted him. It didn't work

[01:44:16] If he wins this here's the go-to now that he's healthy. Oh my god. He 100 pumps Pete

[01:44:21] Wait Virgo is moving right now. He's flying. Yeah, it's a hundred again. Virgo tries to shoot back on Puyo

[01:44:29] He is he just joined gentlemen this week. Yeah, he's the only NA player

[01:44:33] They've got usually signed owns this in the sideline charity match squeeze. He's so cool

[01:44:38] Yeah, he's so sick

[01:44:39] So Nick off is the guy who runs their fortnite division and he's like an ex-pro. He's awesome

[01:44:44] 48 bills though Virgo if Virgo wins this he's actually a free

[01:44:50] He's just pumped for you again and Pete Jinxie he's done like 500 damage and taken 30 you don't understand

[01:44:55] I know it's Pete employer, but Virgo is fucking flying right now. This is insane. This is ridiculous

[01:45:02] 50 builds

[01:45:03] He stole them for so long though that even if he dies here

[01:45:06] It's giving me really hard pinpoint have a good game because their surges terrible now like their surges awful

[01:45:12] Because remember I told you like you have to deal damage, but not take damage. That's the problem right now for Pete

[01:45:18] What is very good doing right now? How is doing this? He's cooking out of the mouth

[01:45:23] Vogo is crazy

[01:45:25] I like this angle. This is a good angle. He's lurking on now. Try going to be one pump

[01:45:28] The problem is Peter boy who had so many meds. They just keep going back to full health

[01:45:32] It's so hard to a way. Okay. He's gonna lose now. He has to lose now one pump. It's a player. Oh my

[01:45:41] Go is the free go

[01:45:43] Go one of you one one of you want to get paid piece 100 HP Virgo's 68 Virgo can actually win this

[01:45:49] No, no, you don't understand. This is ridiculous. I know one view to them

[01:45:53] This is insane. This wasn't just like oh he like kind of went off the right hand and one pump one and got lucky

[01:45:58] Like he is consistently across six different engagements 1v2 Pete employer. Holy fucking shit. What is he doing this?

[01:46:07] Okay, so he's thrown boy in the regroup and that was smart. That was super smart by Pete. I'll explain what happened in a second

[01:46:13] So boy is back up now. They gave third party. The third party's coming in though Virgo's running

[01:46:18] He's running though. He's getting third party. Who's pushing it's a lecture. Electro is coming in

[01:46:23] Virgo he goes back he buys six shock waves so he's trying to run here

[01:46:28] Wait, Poyo goes down to Electro.

[01:46:30] Poyo goes down to the third party,

[01:46:32] so Pete has to reboot again.

[01:46:33] Pete's now running.

[01:46:34] Pete's now running.

[01:46:35] Poyo's dead, and Pete's 44 HP.

[01:46:38] Virgo is officially, I mean,

[01:46:40] he didn't kill both of them,

[01:46:41] but you've gotta call that a win.

[01:46:43] Virgo just won V2 Pete about essentially.

[01:46:45] That is insane.

[01:46:47] Oh my God.

[01:46:50] Dude, what have you just showed up to?

[01:46:52] That is one of the craziest fights I've watched in a minute.

[01:46:54] That's my favorite thing we've watched so far.

[01:46:56] That was so cinema, bro.

[01:46:57] The whole time.

[01:46:58] Yeah, I know that would have been good. Okay, so what happened there was you can obviously

[01:47:03] rez your teammate, but the reboovins is a new feature this season where you can throw

[01:47:07] your teammate in a reboovin and it rezes them for you. So Pete came over here through

[01:47:11] Poryo in the reboovins so he could get rezed so while he still fought Virgo, which was

[01:47:14] very smart. And then Virgo still won. This is crazy. We've got to remember for Virgo

[01:47:20] to win though, chat. Here's the estimate. Whoa. The problem is there's still

[01:47:23] other teams like Leeman, Vir could overtake Virgo now. Virgo has a bad game. This

[01:47:27] This is just Pete being Pete, but like this sucks in Virgo's shadow, but I am so impressed

[01:47:31] what Virgo just did.

[01:47:33] Yeah, they really did all that, oh my god Pete's on the roof.

[01:47:38] Yeah, Virgo's sucking him out.

[01:47:40] Virgo's got 32 builds, Pete has 47, they're both kind of shambles.

[01:47:44] Oh, Virgo gets shot on him dude, there's no way Virgo's shitting him dude.

[01:47:48] Yo, Pete's gonna come here, Pete's gonna come.

[01:47:50] Like Pete's ego will not handle this, he is gonna come.

[01:47:53] Oh my, oh my god he leaves Heddox, wait Virgo's peeing him.

[01:47:57] Oh my god, if Virgo wins, he's actually a free.

[01:48:00] Missed the pump shot, that was his angle.

[01:48:01] Couldn't build on the half wall.

[01:48:03] He had a good read, that was Virgo dropped back down,

[01:48:06] that was a good shot by Pete.

[01:48:07] Wait, now Pete's gonna jump on him.

[01:48:10] Oh, he jumps on him.

[01:48:12] Bro, you go from Pete there to go for that,

[01:48:14] that was very risky.

[01:48:15] Kind of disrespectful, honestly.

[01:48:17] This is such a good fight, Aussie.

[01:48:18] Virgo has 10 bills, this is an amazing fight.

[01:48:20] I was gonna spit in Virgo 1v1 lore on you,

[01:48:23] but I can't, there's no chance, man.

[01:48:24] They've been fighting for like five minutes, bro.

[01:48:27] 10 builds, Virgo doesn't build, Virgo has the advantage, he has to hide,

[01:48:30] wait down to 5 builds though, Virgo has 5 builds, a one pump on the Peterbot!

[01:48:35] Oh my, bro Virgo, is he like disinferred?

[01:48:38] Who the fuck hates this guy?

[01:48:39] Dude, Virgo actually can't get gassed up more than what just happened.

[01:48:42] Like, he 1v2'd P and Puyo.

[01:48:46] Oh my god.

[01:48:48] Okay, because Jinx is just going to think I'm just the biggest Peterbot

[01:48:51] dickrider forever because we keep talking about him.

[01:48:53] When is what I'm trying to think of another single time we've seen this happen just to like make sure they understand how rare this is

[01:49:00] When is the last time someone 1v2 Pete employer?

[01:49:04] Consistently like across the five-minute fight like eight different engagements. They literally full healed like four times

[01:49:10] I don't this ever happen. I'm not kidding. I don't even see that ever happen

[01:49:14] I've never even seen a clip of Peter getting 1v2 ever. I know my god

[01:49:19] So Virgo, so I was going to say, was at globals, like at the summer player room, everyone 1v1 Virgo in Realistics and he won every single 1v1 against every single player at Summit.

[01:49:30] No one beat him. He was the closest and he was 3-1 when Virgo was up 3-1 and the internet went out. So maybe he could have brought it back.

[01:49:37] But yeah, he beat every, oh Swizzy, that's right, wait, oh Swizzy globals.

[01:49:42] Was there another time we've seen Pete employer go down and

[01:49:45] Funny enough Latino logic off spawn but that was like off spawn that was crazy. That is the craziest fight. I have seen in years

[01:49:54] You can farm. Oh, yeah, which is give a word

[01:49:57] But yeah, Virgo now has to try to raise shadow but the thing is Virgo is so up on storm surge right now

[01:50:02] He's chilling

[01:50:04] He's gonna be like 800 above surge because how much damage he just did without taking like almost any back

[01:50:08] So Liam and Vid is the team in second who can now overtake him.

[01:50:11] Every time I join it's just cinema.

[01:50:14] Dude, you're getting so lucky.

[01:50:16] The only thing now is cinema for that one fight is basically impossible for him to win now.

[01:50:21] And I don't think Pete is going to key Virgo in shadow again.

[01:50:24] Because he doesn't dislike Virgo in shadow.

[01:50:26] Like that was a play to win the tourney.

[01:50:28] I don't think he wants to grief them.

[01:50:29] He might because his ego is hurt from losing the 1v2.

[01:50:32] Maybe. We'll see.

[01:50:34] What do you think Chad?

[01:50:35] Do you think Pete fights him again next game?

[01:50:37] It was someone he disliked, I think he would, but he likes Virgo Shadow as far as I'm aware, so I don't think he will.

[01:50:42] He was just trying to win the tourney and now he can't win. I don't know, he might.

[01:50:47] I think he's probably gonna fight him again.

[01:50:50] You think so? I mean, yeah, I think so.

[01:50:53] I mean, it is Pete. Pete's very good like I told you. He's like propaganda master.

[01:50:58] He's very good at controlling the narrative. So like, he'll maybe try and fight it to get his ego back up.

[01:51:02] Because like, for him, that was a big ego hit for sure.

[01:51:07] Dude that was my favorite game like we've watched. It was like a five minute fight and he actually won it.

[01:51:14] He won it like consistently. Oh, yeah, this is the new item, Dizzy. This is the new hop rock item.

[01:51:18] They just added it. This is our first one with them. You pop them.

[01:51:21] They give you and your teammate like three explosive jump dashes.

[01:51:24] Like, you know the shockwaves, the break builds?

[01:51:25] Yes.

[01:51:26] They're like that, but you could just double jump and like as if you threw a shockwave when you didn't.

[01:51:30] So that's the item that's kind of making all the pros. Some of the pros are playing way worse today than usual

[01:51:35] because I think they're trying to figure it out.

[01:51:36] That's how Pete jumped on Shadow's head and honestly probably should have killed Shadow to open that fight up straight away

[01:51:44] Dude, that's crazy. This is his first week representing gentle mates as well. That's so big. Oh

[01:51:50] He's in it wait, why is he way into rebooting or Taki's pushing him? Wait, this is big wait Virgo Taki's coming out here to reboot

[01:51:56] Does Virgo see him? Oh, he's getting free though. He's gonna die though, right?

[01:52:00] Well, he's got four medkits the promise of he reboots it makes noise and that's what he's worried about

[01:52:04] He's worried about someone keying him.

[01:52:05] Yeah.

[01:52:06] Cause they're just gonna hear it and then jump him.

[01:52:07] But this is good, Ruin didn't have it got distracted by Tarky.

[01:52:10] This is really good for Shadow Virgo.

[01:52:13] This is perfect for them actually.

[01:52:15] Virgo's gonna get this off I think.

[01:52:17] So yeah, this also helps you if you're gonna start playing more.

[01:52:19] If you're getting rebooted and you get knocked or you die out of the sky,

[01:52:23] it's better to drop straight down so your teammate can then throw you in the back of the reboot van and res them for you.

[01:52:28] That's what all the pros do.

[01:52:29] But they're fine, they're chillin'.

[01:52:30] So if you go into the van while knocked, it auto reboots you?

[01:52:34] You don't got to wait yeah. Yeah, well the the van starts raising you don't have to hold it

[01:52:39] So your other teammate can like hold builds and make sure you don't get pushed

[01:52:41] You know so they can throw you in the van and then they can hold builds and shoot back and fire and like help

[01:52:46] Will you get raised by the van? I see

[01:52:49] Yeah, also if multiple people res you now it like goes faster and that counts with the van

[01:52:53] So they can then throw you in the van and then speed res you as well

[01:52:56] So you resin like half the time damn. Okay. Let's see it

[01:52:59] All right, so shadow Virgo shadow Virgo have a good game here

[01:53:02] This could be he's nine hundred above after rebooting to get so much damage

[01:53:08] They kept killing right so yeah so much damage and didn't take any in return like that's is that is so unbelievably impressive

[01:53:14] What he's just done?

[01:53:15] I saw Liam and beer can do here this team in second is a much more underrated team

[01:53:20] Liam went to summit via didn't but Liam didn't make finals so this team could win the whole thing

[01:53:25] But I'm a little bit scared to see where they can hold on this team's probably got a better chance

[01:53:29] I think Golden Ozone probably have a better chance of like overtaking Shadow Virgo if anyone does and then you got Bolton Acorn

[01:53:34] This is one of the best teams on NA

[01:53:38] So P might not be able to win but someone else definitely can. Oh no Liam did make finals. Sorry chatty made it through lowest didn't he?

[01:53:43] Sorry Liam did make finals. My bad. I forgot about that. Now after this is West, right? Doesn't Lacey play?

[01:53:49] Yes, well West actually starts in the middle of this. So the first two games of Centrals

[01:53:54] Yeah, first two games of Centrals overlaps West. That's good for Lacey though

[01:53:57] Because I love you saw the drop map situation for Lacey. Yeah

[01:54:01] Do you think Lacey could win or no chance?

[01:54:04] Fuck no

[01:54:05] Not not cuz he's like hey, did you know what he's doing have with the drop map?

[01:54:10] He marked the shittiest split on he marked. Okay. I'll find the I'll find the photo for you

[01:54:14] Okay, who's got the photo or who's got the clip anyway? I think stack has it right?

[01:54:17] Let me see I'll show you what happened when me and Lacey were gonna call after he first qualified to finals

[01:54:23] Let's see if I can find a chair

[01:54:25] It's a

[01:54:27] Lacy clip him getting dropped on by everyone. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Oh

[01:54:31] Wait, I'm sorry. Oh wait shadow Virgil back in it. I get a repress. This is huge

[01:54:36] They get mad. Oh, they've only got 90 builds

[01:54:40] Yes, this was lacy. This was lacy after he first qualified

[01:54:46] Yo, yo, look at that

[01:54:48] Fuck, come on!

[01:54:49] So... So the...

[01:54:51] So the entirety of any West is landing on me!

[01:54:58] There's 30 teams on a 9-chest split!

[01:55:01] What is... I've never seen anything like this!

[01:55:04] So Lacy tried to claim literally the worst drop on the map,

[01:55:07] and then he got conned by like 3 or 4 teams instantly.

[01:55:09] But they don't have to follow the drop map, right?

[01:55:12] No, no, no, no. Most of them won't drop there.

[01:55:14] That was trolled, but he is gonna get landed on by pretty much at least 1 to 2 teams

[01:55:17] anywhere he goes. It doesn't matter where he drops he's gonna be contested so his chance of winning is

[01:55:22] very low but that's just what I warned him about like any west is gonna try to grief him it's just

[01:55:26] what they do. He's gonna be alive they're gonna want attention yeah so we'll see how today goes.

[01:55:30] I gave Ark some strats to cook up and he's trying to work it like basically they ended

[01:55:35] up not marking the map and no one knows where they're dropping so they can't get grief.

[01:55:38] That sounds gonna say after like a 10 minute delay and drop with the weirdest spots ever.

[01:55:43] Pretty much yeah it's called Teenage Chani is what a lot of people call it where you just

[01:55:46] just drop different spots and like just try and make it happen, it's very tough.

[01:55:49] Just yeah, after a game you land somewhere different every game.

[01:55:51] Oh they did Mark, oh he ended up marking it's gotta be a fake Mark though.

[01:55:54] There's no way they drop where they say they're going to, I don't think they do.

[01:55:57] Alright, let's see if Shadow Virgo can do this.

[01:55:59] Shadow Virgo will have it all, but it's age-richy.

[01:56:01] Yves Sean, Shadow, Shadow 16 HP.

[01:56:04] They've only got two med kits left for mezz now, this is bad.

[01:56:08] P used up all their resources, they have one med, two med kits between them as

[01:56:11] they're total meds and they have about 40 builds, this is bad.

[01:56:15] They need a really big refresh here

[01:56:19] Who's first shadow Virgo shadow Virgo got a huge lead right now lay them and veering second

[01:56:23] On just five 200 points and then called an ozone

[01:56:26] But if shadow Virgo don't go down soon they could start to run away with this but he'd employ or key them this game

[01:56:30] Which really messed them up

[01:56:32] Acorn balls could ever take them to though acorn balls. I think I drew for a really big game here

[01:56:35] I'd be surprised don't have a good game soon

[01:56:38] Is there a shield they're jumping on Skittles all he gets in Skittles 1 hp 1 pump

[01:56:42] No, Virgo misses it. Shadow goes down.

[01:56:45] It's the Peter Feig Pro. Virgo's Shadow are gonna have a terrible game now.

[01:56:48] If skills pumps, Virgo here is over.

[01:56:51] Virgo has 13 builds, he goes down.

[01:56:53] He finally dies. They've got zero placement.

[01:56:55] He finally died. That's a six point game.

[01:56:57] He only got six points this entire game.

[01:56:59] That's so bad for Shadow Virgo.

[01:57:01] Finally died.

[01:57:02] Alright, Liam Geert can overtake now.

[01:57:05] I think out of the top teams, I would expect Acorn and Bolts to be in first after this game.

[01:57:09] We'll see.

[01:57:10] They could have a really good game here. They've got the hop rocks. They have no, oh, they're four shock waves, okay?

[01:57:17] I'm kind of selling Liam shock. I think Liam might be able to do this too. Liam and V is a solid duo.

[01:57:21] I think I'm like underplaying him a little bit here.

[01:57:22] Oh, didn't you say Acorn is like, like one of the best players?

[01:57:27] Yeah, probably the best North American IGL of all time.

[01:57:31] Better say it's like Pete's an IGL, but kind of not, but like of true IGLs, Acorn would probably be the best IGL in NA history.

[01:57:38] He's got four FNCS wins and he's like a very traditional IGL. He's not a terrible fighter, but he's not like running it down

[01:57:45] But he is phenomenal. Yeah, he comes really really good

[01:57:48] What is the first place price for this? I

[01:57:50] Think it's three grand each right chat six grand total

[01:57:53] It's more like but like I said, it's money's good

[01:57:56] But it's more like the brain rides of like keeping other momentum and like claiming your drop and like being a team

[01:58:00] Looking good coming into Grand's. Yeah, three cage the price was great

[01:58:04] Grans, FNCS starts in a month? I think Grans is technically in like five weeks, yeah.

[01:58:11] Because FNCS only lasts like two weeks and starts to finish now.

[01:58:14] Did, uh, clicks qualify for Grans or no?

[01:58:19] FNCS hasn't started yet. Technically no one's in Grans.

[01:58:22] So all you gotta do right now is get to Div1, which all these pros are, to play the first round.

[01:58:26] And that's it. So technically no one's in FNCS yet. Like it hasn't even started.

[01:58:30] Cold the FNCS divisional comp, but they really don't have anything to do with FNCS

[01:58:34] Wait, Ozzy, do you want to add Ron?

[01:58:37] I'm down. Yeah, I can add Ron for sure.

[01:58:39] Jack, if Ron asks to join or are you guys trolling?

[01:58:42] We might be getting one guy, but that's fine. We just add him anyway.

[01:58:45] It's not, it's a lot of guys.

[01:58:47] Okay, fine, fine, fine. I'll call in the other group we already have. I'll call here.

[01:58:51] Okay.

[01:58:56] Maybe we can get one guy.

[01:58:58] Wait, see if we got one guy.

[01:59:00] Oh, 27 build, Bolton Acorn could go down here.

[01:59:02] Got missing burst though, Bolton can decent.

[01:59:06] Now we added Ron if he cares.

[01:59:08] If we didn't get one guy, oh, he's going to go down.

[01:59:10] Oh, might have cursed him here, this could be a bad game.

[01:59:11] This could be bad.

[01:59:12] Oh, we could get the res though.

[01:59:15] No one's pushing there in wood though, they're probably gonna get keyed.

[01:59:17] If anyone sees them resing here, they're gonna get ran down.

[01:59:19] Oh, no storm, okay, never mind.

[01:59:20] Bolts got solo clutched.

[01:59:22] I saw him, you can do here.

[01:59:23] Oh, is that Ron?

[01:59:24] Are chat saying you wanted to join or are they trolling?

[01:59:26] That's what they said to my chat now, so it's a chat.

[01:59:30] Yeah, bro, like, let me get you in.

[01:59:32] You even said you wanted to join.

[01:59:34] Well, I read one chat, and he said, oh, Jinxie and Ozzy,

[01:59:39] doing viewing party, join them.

[01:59:40] And I read it, and I guess I went to yours.

[01:59:43] I mean, you're more welcome to do it if you want.

[01:59:45] Like, what the fuck is wrong with you, motherfucker, Steven?

[01:59:48] Why do you guys like, do this shit?

[01:59:50] You don't want to do that.

[01:59:51] You don't want to do that.

[01:59:52] In the case of something wrong.

[01:59:53] Yeah.

[01:59:54] No pressure on, no pressure.

[01:59:55] you finals anyway so it's gonna be like pretty sure we're in a game

[01:59:58] wait the end game is going on right now yeah I've got I've got screen shape you

[02:00:02] want to check it he tried to key shadow Virgo this game to take him out

[02:00:05] in first and he got 1v2 it was kind of crazy

[02:00:10] Oh, it goes down. Yes. Oh, it's like a resume to get fresh it

[02:00:16] Come on. I said no one's golden down. Okay. There's a player named. He's Donald. I just saw that

[02:00:26] Wait, so Aussie this is the FNCS finals. This is different up finals. Yes. I know you're gonna say

[02:00:32] No, what's the difference between FNCS finals? This is what they call cash cups now

[02:00:36] It's just a bigger cash cup basically it's like the cash the finals they used to run

[02:00:39] It's two round qualifiers one round finals, and then the prize pulls like pretty stacked first place. That's like six grand

[02:00:45] Where's clicks? What are you place?

[02:00:51] Hello, yeah, sir via solar

[02:00:53] Modified you didn't make finals right?

[02:00:56] Does he know like

[02:00:58] Didn't make finals of the cash go over a ski. No

[02:01:02] He didn't make it. Yeah, there's a solo though. Pop it off.

[02:01:08] Higgs just went down. 242, wait a second. He's gonna be in first dude.

[02:01:12] Liam and Vee might be in first. This could be like a cool underdog win.

[02:01:15] Oh, he killed Higgs. Still two games to go. Yeah, Higgs gets finished.

[02:01:17] Wait, I thought I'd be managed on the high ground.

[02:01:19] Yo, can you play Dark Mall really quick? I just want to make sure that...

[02:01:23] Is that a pro? He's like not super well noticed.

[02:01:27] Who's playing with Light Chat? Who is this? A Vlex? It might be Vlex.

[02:01:30] I don't know who's playing with light right now. He's not super well-known, but he did make finals, but he's dead right now

[02:01:35] It's Cyclops. Okay. It's Cyclops. It's Cyclops

[02:01:39] He's like like he makes finals, but he like wouldn't be super well known. No, but she ages though

[02:01:43] As good as your pro and do it right here DC

[02:01:46] Wait, what did it?

[02:01:48] No, I'm saying it. It's who I've been telling you to play with. I don't know you probably know more than I do

[02:01:53] I don't even see it right now.

[02:01:54] Wait, he just clicks his old teammate now?

[02:01:56] Correct. Yeah, he's playing with Curve now. He's at a rough point too though.

[02:01:59] So, so, wait, so I'm noticing, so Hague's qualified.

[02:02:03] Yes.

[02:02:04] Would it click for the other guy?

[02:02:05] Venom, yeah. Your best, your duo, your best friend.

[02:02:08] Oh no, that's kind of nasty.

[02:02:09] Miniskirt down.

[02:02:11] Wait, Richie, oh, Aegis solo clutch.

[02:02:13] This is good just, it's good just-

[02:02:14] No shot, right? No shot.

[02:02:15] Nah, Harvey wins this. Harvey does not lose this.

[02:02:19] Ah, Harvey, Miniskirt, okay.

[02:02:21] Hey guys, what did you say to him?

[02:02:22] Harvey.

[02:02:23] About what?

[02:02:24] You're like so Higgs qualified and then Venom.

[02:02:27] Higgs qualified and then it seems to be that Vino and Klicks did it.

[02:02:33] So is that to say that Higgs is the best player out of amongst them three?

[02:02:39] Because like I don't understand, bro.

[02:02:40] Like I saw this tweet earlier that said like Klicks held down

[02:02:43] like two of his teammates that he played with.

[02:02:45] Bro, like I just want him to fucking qualify and win.

[02:02:48] Like I mean, Klicks was looking really good individually in trios.

[02:02:51] I don't need trios like that.

[02:02:53] Okay, even the biggest clicks haters right trios. I don't think any of their performances were on clicks, right?

[02:02:57] Like one of the ones like the no search trading

[02:02:59] That's more of like an IGL thing like the Higgs chugs flash whatever you want to say there like in trios clicks was not holding them back at all

[02:03:04] It's like he's saying Higgs is last place. Yeah, he's doing really bad. He's died off spawn every game

[02:03:10] But that's so he's like he's in 33rd. So he's not doing great either

[02:03:13] Ron by Chad is saying that you promised red dead redemption to on this exact date today

[02:03:23] I think good.

[02:03:23] I was getting you said what your mic cut out.

[02:03:26] Oh, Ron, my chat is saying that you promised red dead redemption to today

[02:03:31] that you're going to stream the whole game.

[02:03:35] Did we say 2026 or did we say 2027?

[02:03:38] I forget.

[02:03:41] I don't know.

[02:03:41] Why does it look like that?

[02:03:43] Although I don't know if I read that.

[02:03:45] No, I just I just want to know what day, bro.

[02:03:47] That's all I just want to know a day.

[02:03:49] I mean, bro, if you want me to be honest with you,

[02:03:51] It took me four days. How much hours a day do you sleep Ron? How much hours a day?

[02:03:59] I

[02:04:00] Usually sleep about like I don't know like nine. Maybe eight. Yeah, I like to sleep as well

[02:04:06] So put me four days with like eight. That's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot

[02:04:11] Like eight to ten hours a day you would spend you would be red dead on the fourth day, but

[02:04:16] But like it's a story game, like it's not like it's not like Red Dead.

[02:04:21] It's like that exciting, especially at first.

[02:04:24] But like if you use what I'll say, if you complete Red Dead, your life will be permanently

[02:04:32] changed forever though.

[02:04:34] If you complete Red Dead, I don't know if you have like like in what way because it's

[02:04:39] not hot, right?

[02:04:40] Right.

[02:04:41] That's what four days off the gym.

[02:04:44] four days where I'm not like hanging out with anybody like I just I don't know

[02:04:49] like if I'm capable of streaming for days bro bro I don't get it for four days

[02:04:55] yeah I became lifeless I was lifeless bro you fucking took my life you took the

[02:05:00] soul out of me like you took everything out of me bro aren't you doing like a

[02:05:05] isolation elder ring challenge and shit surely that's why I was not even doing

[02:05:09] that he's doing an isolation stream also run oh not do that you're gonna get like

[02:05:14] yeah have to get like psychiatrically evaluate it if you do that you know

[02:05:18] genuinely like that I'm having a doctor with my vitals do everything bro it's

[02:05:24] not the vitals though bro like that actually fucks people up like genuinely

[02:05:27] no clip farm no trolling like that she could permanently fuck you up I'm gonna

[02:05:31] be so that's why I'm not doing seven days I'm gonna do three but every time

[02:05:34] might touch the door handle the door ads an hour yeah that's okay that's somewhat

[02:05:39] better seven days like I was being like I'm not even like kidding wouldn't

[02:05:43] switch like ban you is not like self-harm yeah no because brah I mean it's

[02:05:48] like what if I what if I what if I enjoy it like what if I make a friend in there

[02:05:52] all right with you but if you make a friend there that's the fucking

[02:05:55] problem right you be talking yourself that is the issue right there if you

[02:05:58] make a friend that's we're all gonna be concerned about let's be honest

[02:06:02] We all okay. This is actually true. You guys all talk to yourself when you're not streaming right or wrong

[02:06:08] Never spoke to myself ever you have like in a dialogue like you think things in your voice

[02:06:12] I don't have a conversation with myself

[02:06:14] You guys never had a conversation with yourself talking verbally. No

[02:06:20] They're like in your head like everyone has it in a dialogue, right?

[02:06:23] It's like talking to your tongue like you never want to talk about it's like where you just talk

[02:06:27] No, yeah, yes, but verbally talking to myself. I've never done that in my life. No, no, I've never done that. No, I've never done that either

[02:06:38] You haven't out loud conversations with yourself run

[02:06:41] Maybe I'm my weird like I don't confuse like I'm actually not as funny right now

[02:06:45] You know what? Hey, no one here talks to themselves like every now and then like bro

[02:06:50] Like you ever been on a walk and you just like actually talk to yourself. No, Ron

[02:06:54] Do you mean vocally producing audio? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, like other people could hear you if they were nearby

[02:06:59] Yeah, you do that. I mean sometimes because I heard the power of the tongue is real like it's like it's like speaking out loud

[02:07:05] It's like putting into the universe. No, this might be some manifestation shit, but no, I do not do that

[02:07:10] I talked to myself in my head

[02:07:11] No, but Ron, I'll say this bro because we kind of like got sidetracked. I'll say this

[02:07:16] If you do red dead, it's not like exciting. There's not gonna be like every second. It's gonna be exhilarating

[02:07:26] But if you can have like game if you complete the game, it will

[02:07:31] Make you a better human being literally

[02:07:41] I've heard this from multiple people though to be fair

[02:07:46] Yeah, but the thing is about me is I need simulation stimulation

[02:07:51] Like I just like what do I do to like stimulate myself? You know I'm saying like I don't know chat like also

[02:07:57] I don't want I also don't want to I don't want to skip shit like I want to actually feel the game

[02:08:01] So how do I feel the game? All right, but let me say this if you do little

[02:08:07] Because here's the thing

[02:08:09] Here's the other thing bro the story game community like

[02:08:12] Like, they literally, if you don't do every side mission, they'll like, slice your throat.

[02:08:18] Here's the thing, bro, if you do zero side missions, I believe it's 60 hours of playtime.

[02:08:25] I did some side missions, but if you do no side missions, it'll take 60 hours.

[02:08:32] If you do all of them, it's probably going to be like 80 to 90 hours of just playtime.

[02:08:37] Hey, I just thought it was big.

[02:08:40] I thought the game was big, Max.

[02:08:41] Did you just hold us off the wall?

[02:09:11] like facts or no like I should be fully oh shit shoot motherfucker what sorry what

[02:09:17] are these guys doing I don't know why I scared and shoot there I'm so confused

[02:09:20] what scared just did I feel like I have to be fully engaged to the story and

[02:09:27] it's like off-stream game honestly I don't think I would out in ring with

[02:09:31] out in ring like I would just I'm not gonna lie yellow dude with hands up I

[02:09:35] was out in skip route I was running around just getting the bosses just

[02:09:39] to get out of the game, bro. I didn't give a fuck about the story. I didn't give a fuck about

[02:09:42] anything. I just wanted to get the game over a little harder in a way, though, because you know,

[02:09:45] like, as leveled and shit, that makes it even harder because Red Dead is not hard, right?

[02:09:48] You can see, like, it's not a challenge. Like, his viewers aren't going to be, like,

[02:09:50] wanting to do missions because he's going to die a bunch of times, right?

[02:09:52] No, there's several things.

[02:09:53] Red Dead, you just steadily progress until you beat the game. There's no challenges.

[02:09:56] Like, you have aim assist, like, it doesn't... Nobody... You play Red Dead, bro. You play

[02:10:01] Red Dead because Red Dead is a story game. It's about a story. Like, it's not...

[02:10:06] I can't even watch a tiktok without scrolling within two seconds, bro

[02:10:09] I don't think it's a game. I don't think it's wrong. Yeah, it's cool. The fuck is this guy?

[02:10:14] Who is this shit?

[02:10:16] Well, he's got the shoes to he's even got the shoes

[02:10:19] Was his name dark more before this?

[02:10:22] No

[02:10:25] You just got motion, right? This is Cyclops. He's playing with light like they're like that chat. What's I called turning how much

[02:10:30] I'm gonna guess he has under 2k like I don't think he's a crazy long-nosed, bro

[02:10:33] Maybe like 5k max I think

[02:10:36] Some of these guys really never make it out of it.

[02:10:39] Now that I think about it, do you think they'll ever bring back the prize pool or no?

[02:10:44] Not really, no.

[02:10:45] Fuck them, fuck them.

[02:10:46] No, I don't think he's that though.

[02:10:47] Ron, do you ever go back to 2018, then you have your answer, bro.

[02:10:52] You have your answer, right?

[02:10:53] Well, I don't know, JinxT, maybe because they made like 400 billion off.

[02:10:57] He's fighting him again.

[02:10:58] Sorry.

[02:10:59] He's fighting.

[02:11:00] This is Shadam.

[02:11:01] Wait, never mind.

[02:11:02] You're right, Ron.

[02:11:03] $400 billion of tongue tongue tongue so or maybe and like $40 off courage JD like they should add it to the prize

[02:11:09] Well, that was so that was such a random shot. That was a random jump, bro

[02:11:15] No, I can't I can't I can't this is the same fight again. Jinxie. This is shadow Virgo. They do it again

[02:11:20] Yeah, they would do it again. So Pete can't win. He cannot win. This is a full ego battle chat

[02:11:24] This is like absolutely about wait

[02:11:29] And you did break that I was wrong. Yeah, you were right wait why why can't Pete win this?

[02:11:33] He was in he was in 13th last game tried to key this team in first and Virgo kind of like

[02:11:42] Virgo was in a five minute 1v2 and he 1v2 boy omp litter it was looking again. They're landing on a big one again

[02:11:49] He missed again your feet. We got us. I hit these palms, but this is

[02:11:53] Wait, this guy has no game awareness. Well, I mean

[02:11:57] It's the new item. It gives like no visuals. They this is the first one with it, but yes

[02:12:02] I'm making I mean, but I mean Pete keeps misses comes with it somehow. This is so bad though, bro

[02:12:08] I actually feel for shadow. I don't really do feel for him

[02:12:10] So Pete does actually just that's basically griefs whoever's winning. Wow

[02:12:16] Not normally this is on the second time I've ever seen Pete do this once was to clicks and then this time

[02:12:20] It's like last game that made sense the fight last game kind of made sense

[02:12:23] He could still win this is definitely like just an ego battle grief for sure

[02:12:27] you know it's crazy bro like this like visual audio no no no no the visual audio thing that you just saw how

[02:12:34] you just died this is yeah i know you're gonna say bro you might laugh whatever it is bro that's how i

[02:12:40] died every time in squad fncs it was like there would be visual audio that says bugged or like

[02:12:47] audio that was so bad bro like i can't believe they still haven't fixed this shit it's been forever

[02:12:51] I mean every battery has class audio, every battery and CS go and part of fortnight

[02:12:57] I'm sorry if someone's moving or doing something there should always be audio like this

[02:13:03] Any silent movement in any competitive game that's fucking stupid. Am I

[02:13:09] Going off all as he said he just said siege is really good for that

[02:13:13] Yo, is it that hard to get to silver by the way because I saw so that couldn't get to sell no

[02:13:19] No, Ron, you, you would get to silver.

[02:13:23] It would take a long time if you got a copper five account,

[02:13:25] but you would get to silver.

[02:13:26] Sina,

[02:13:27] How long would it take?

[02:13:28] Sina had a 0.6 KD in bronze, obviously.

[02:13:31] Holy jinxing fucking KD.

[02:13:33] I don't need that.

[02:13:34] I don't need that.

[02:13:35] I had a 0.6 KD in ranked.

[02:13:37] Jinxing, I don't want to be that guy,

[02:13:39] but I mean, you're about to start a challenge

[02:13:41] with yourself, my dude.

[02:13:41] This might not be the time to call people out.

[02:13:43] Wait, what are you doing?

[02:13:44] It's probably a few days for you.

[02:13:45] I don't want to be that guy, but maybe.

[02:13:46] Wait, what are you doing?

[02:13:47] Tomorrow.

[02:13:49] I mean technically tonight I guess, but tomorrow I'm Bronze 4 and League of Legends and I can't

[02:13:56] end until I get silver.

[02:13:58] It literally could be like three days or a month, I actually don't know.

[02:14:03] Yeah.

[02:14:04] I just feel like now it's not the time to shit talk to people and let them run some

[02:14:06] games because this could come back to play in the ass.

[02:14:08] It's gonna be like this.

[02:14:09] Wait, I'm like looking at Cina's seed tracker.

[02:14:13] She progressively got worse at the marathon to go.

[02:14:16] Isn't that just how it goes that you just get tilted and then it's just bad and your chat's flame the shadow you that's what I'm worried about

[02:14:20] But JC I would be well at one point she lost one two three. She lost five games in a row

[02:14:27] I've lost six in a row and lead man. Oh my god. She lost one two three four five six seven eight nine games in a row basically

[02:14:35] Fuck also run. She broke her monitor today and ended

[02:14:40] But oh sinna called me about this exact stream and I said it is impossible with the current rank structure

[02:14:46] It's not possible.

[02:14:47] Really?

[02:14:48] Wait, Lacy's in game already, chat?

[02:14:49] Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lacy's on West Shatt.

[02:14:50] We're just gonna pull up and say, wait, I guess he's conned.

[02:14:52] I can't always see our chat ever.

[02:14:53] This was hard to watch both.

[02:14:54] We'll see. Let me see Lacy's doing real quick.

[02:14:56] Is Lacy on a delay? Let me see.

[02:14:57] Chat's like spamming. Let me see.

[02:14:58] Lacy is...

[02:14:59] Oh, he's in game. He's unconned.

[02:15:01] Wait, he's He-Wave-Harbour.

[02:15:02] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:15:04] Lacy's... He's paid someone off.

[02:15:06] I'm not gonna be neck-

[02:15:06] What?

[02:15:07] How is he unconned?

[02:15:08] How is the Uncon heatwave harbour? We fucking paid someone.

[02:15:11] Which is not an animal? Is that a cannibal?

[02:15:13] They did not land on it?

[02:15:15] There's no way he got it. I just don't know how this is possible.

[02:15:17] Let me check the job map. Who's supposed to be jobby? Is it a central team?

[02:15:20] It was not a central team. He's paid someone.

[02:15:23] That's where the nifty thorik...

[02:15:25] Why would school and thorik just not go here all the way? What?

[02:15:28] Wait, they're all dead ass page-overs?

[02:15:31] No, they would. On west they would. But no, he's conned.

[02:15:33] But how are they both getting a bench at?

[02:15:35] How is it triple conned? And they got main building.

[02:15:37] something is off here bro and I'm gonna put my finger on it

[02:15:41] I guess this is the one finals right so lazy yes yeah but the thing is you see

[02:15:47] like Jinxie the thing is about West and Ozzy knows this too bro the prize

[02:15:53] move for West like you I'm not even kidding for how long the cup goes you

[02:15:56] could work like an actual job it's the job yeah and like you could make the

[02:16:01] you can make more money than what you place almost I'm not gonna lie you

[02:16:05] You would have to get first place, basically to like, yeah.

[02:16:09] This is super exciting.

[02:16:10] Okay, so I think what's happened, based on my chat is,

[02:16:11] I think Mopey's left, which is the other team

[02:16:14] that's meant to be dropping here,

[02:16:15] and now it's Arc and Lacy,

[02:16:16] but the other team here is Arc's ex teammate.

[02:16:19] So I don't know if we're able to split this.

[02:16:21] I hope they do, because if they split a heat wave,

[02:16:23] Lacy and Arc can actually have a good tournament.

[02:16:25] And that team's already running.

[02:16:26] I think they're splitting.

[02:16:27] I think they're splitting.

[02:16:28] Lacy allergic to hitting the shot.

[02:16:31] Holy hate watch, holy hate watch.

[02:16:33] They're trying to leave,

[02:16:34] or they're going to split.

[02:16:35] Sometimes being a hater is more fun than being a waiter at the table of dinner or success.

[02:16:38] Let that sink in.

[02:16:39] Ozzy, did I see a world of sportscraft on there?

[02:16:43] Me?

[02:16:44] I just saw a world of sportscraft on there, bro.

[02:16:47] I'm a fat-wounder.

[02:16:48] I've been playing that game for like two decades, bro.

[02:16:50] Yo, you know what game Silk, he was playing at 3am yesterday?

[02:16:53] Bro, he was playing Wizard 101.

[02:16:56] Like is that game still a thing?

[02:16:58] Like Wizard 101?

[02:16:59] Yo, run!

[02:17:00] Yeah, tonight.

[02:17:01] Run!

[02:17:02] Play League of Legends, Ron.

[02:17:03] Just ruin your life.

[02:17:04] Yeah

[02:17:10] Your stream your relationship just play league bro ruin everything bro just do it I agree

[02:17:17] Competitive gamer you and you have to play league if you're a competitive game, but you have to like it's just some requirement

[02:17:22] How about I just get on league and I don't end until I hit like master or whatever late

[02:17:27] Hey, bro, not trying to be funny. You will die in that chair boy

[02:17:31] You'll be iron three dead. Like you'll die in that chair

[02:17:35] My brother played league for nine years and hit masters of a week ago or two weeks ago nine years

[02:17:43] But bro, if you play league and get like an iron riot account like I'll play with you in rank

[02:17:48] That'll be funny as fuck. We'll get time test you

[02:17:51] No, do you really think I did it with only shit so it was

[02:17:55] Generational for like an hour and then he got off

[02:17:58] That was the thing like like even like your tournament like I played for an hour and I'll give you fairs, bro

[02:18:03] Like it was fun for the first hour when I was winning and then I started losing and I was like wow

[02:18:08] I want to kill myself in game. So it's like, you know what I'm saying like I was like wow, this is just miserable

[02:18:15] Like run like I'll hit up fucking drew Levin and say yo my friend has never played league

[02:18:20] He needs literally an iron four account

[02:18:23] We can run it out. I'm not playing on right though. I'd rather be jumped

[02:18:29] Dude I need to watch this that'd be too fucking funny

[02:18:31] I need to run. I played with all day. It's just an overwhelming game to start

[02:18:34] It was peak when I played league it was fun for the chat for like literally the first hour and then I'm telling you once

[02:18:39] I lost I was like man fuck this shit wait Peterbot is actually such a griefer, bro

[02:18:43] Like what the fuck is this?

[02:18:48] Toxic and shitty like what do you say? I think if you're in last place

[02:18:52] Like I don't know bro like it's just like at that point. It's just like it's like a youth thing man

[02:18:58] Like are you that bad of a person you have to do this like I heard Pete say that if Clicks was ever in first place

[02:19:03] Pete would just grief the whole thing. Yeah, he's already done that. He was in like 15 then clicks was in first and he just catered

[02:19:09] Yeah, like that's kind of sad bro. It's like I don't know

[02:19:14] But my question it's like it's different rules apply to Pete to be fair. He has some insane

[02:19:19] But now but now but now but now Ozzy this is why this is why I think LeBron is harder to score on because let's be honest here

[02:19:26] Right, let's be honest here. Why do you want my chat to be aids, but what are you doing to me?

[02:19:30] No, but let's just be honest here, right?

[02:19:32] LeBron came back to three-to-one come back Pete is scared of a three-to-one come back

[02:19:36] That's why he greeps fairs fairs. I'm right. I'm right. I don't know NBA so I cannot speak on this at all

[02:19:42] I'm right. I'm right. It's just I mean Pete has done a very good job of controlling

[02:19:49] telling the narrative for the last few years and like if he's having a bad

[02:19:51] tournament but he like drops like a 20 bomb or he kills clicks all of a sudden

[02:19:54] it's not Pete Dutt it's oh my god Pete aura like he's smart so at the end of

[02:19:58] the day like it worked for him in the end of this why he's done so well

[02:20:01] overall but yes some of the shit Pete does if anyone else did it the whole

[02:20:04] community would hate them but it's Pete so it's just against the way with it

[02:20:07] Aussie I remember when you told me that like I think it was like a week ago

[02:20:10] but you said like yeah he is really good at controlling the narrative so

[02:20:14] even if Pete has a bad tournament people will forget about it because he'll

[02:20:18] land on the first place team and then shed on them and they're like oh like yeah who even won

[02:20:21] i didn't care one just peach shed on now he's gotta go like he killed on the next game so he died

[02:20:26] a shadow burger that won't be too but now he's killed shadow burger they can't win the tournament

[02:20:29] so like peak fans have something to go off now such a young version of me brah it's so weird to

[02:20:33] see what a young version of me like it's just weird bro like this you were doing this this is

[02:20:39] is you in. What. I've never seen

[02:20:46] that in a trade in Fortnight.

[02:20:48] It's it's a lot more common than

[02:20:50] what it used to be. It's a lot

[02:20:52] more common. Do I have any of

[02:20:54] your books like zero paying or

[02:20:56] something? How does it happen?

[02:20:58] Well, I actually think when

[02:21:00] you're high at being it's

[02:21:02] usually I could be wrong. I

[02:21:04] could be wrong here, but the

[02:21:06] guy Pete was fighting was

[02:21:08] Maybe it could happen, that could happen.

[02:21:10] That looked like a trade.

[02:21:11] Yeah, the trades do happen more often these days.

[02:21:13] It's usually with pump shotguns and it's usually in finals

[02:21:16] because finals lobbies are laggier.

[02:21:17] You're way more likely to like, yeah, trade here.

[02:21:19] I wanted to ask your opinion on this and Aussie.

[02:21:23] Pete killed Ron 100 times in a row.

[02:21:27] Is that not insane?

[02:21:29] Like, is that not?

[02:21:29] He couldn't do that again.

[02:21:30] Nobody could do it again.

[02:21:31] He couldn't do it again.

[02:21:32] But okay, I don't mean that guy didn't run

[02:21:34] and kill you 100 times in a row.

[02:21:36] I learned how to do weird stuff, just put a conversation, I don't know if this makes me more drunk, but the thing is, Ron, like, I have no accolades in Fortnite, I have no accolades, period.

[02:21:46] Ron was the FNCS champion, like, the fact, I'm not even kidding, and Ron, I'm not even trying to, like, I'm not even trying to...

[02:21:52] Not even trying to...

[02:21:53] Not even trying to...

[02:21:54] Not even trying to...

[02:21:55] Not even trying to...

[02:21:56] Not even trying to...

[02:21:57] No, JC, fuck my face too while you're at it, bro.

[02:21:59] But I'm not trying to be funny, like, a hundred times is insane, like, how...

[02:22:02] Yeah, but there's a difference.

[02:22:04] Give me this Aussie right the facts or no, I would have a way better chance of getting at least one kill

[02:22:10] We're on the same pinks

[02:22:14] You fuck around for 70 rounds I had you predicted to win I had you predict to the win

[02:22:18] I went to bat I said wrongs gonna win around here. You're an idiot if you don't think so

[02:22:21] I look like a dumbass so I'm not my attack concept fucking switching sides

[02:22:24] I said you would win a round you fucked around for 70 rounds and in the last 30 rounds

[02:22:28] You almost beat him twice. You just fucked around too hard and you know it

[02:22:32] So Ron you were in town and it was on central servers. I really did try though. Is he like I really know

[02:22:38] Mental got chalked and then you started running out of no my mental start talking general, bro

[02:22:42] No, I think I was blaming you like my chat is it I

[02:22:46] Don't know bro who would win though Pete or me versus like me and Jake. Do you think you can get around on us?

[02:22:52] Oh

[02:22:55] What what is it is it just one be one bill fights like some kind of weird to be one by same concept same concept

[02:23:01] I feel like with Jinx- I mean, I mean this is nice as possible.

[02:23:06] I think Jinx is just getting quick at it at the start of every round, so I don't know how cool that's gonna be.

[02:23:09] Like, I'm not even trying to be weird. Like, if you- if you- if he walked into one box, you walk in the other, and he knows which skin is which,

[02:23:15] he's gonna jump on Jinxy every single time.

[02:23:17] You might be able to get like a hundred pump as he does this, so like, let's be real.

[02:23:20] He's killing Jinxy in like five seconds flat.

[02:23:22] True, bro. What does Jinxy know how to do, bro?

[02:23:24] Like, bro.

[02:23:24] What do you mean? That's the how it works, though.

[02:23:26] No, but I saw him play, try to get out of gold rank, bro, and he couldn't even- right, couldn't-

[02:23:30] So Ozzy, you think, okay, if there's Siphon, like he gets regen,

[02:23:35] Pete would kill me and Ron a hundred times in a row in built tanks. On central.

[02:23:42] On central? So Ron can't even like take walls and stuff? Like I'm thinking, I mean,

[02:23:46] but if you, okay, if you guys both played like absolute pussies, sat in a box on low ground,

[02:23:50] 10 boxes like Ron did to, okay. If you did that, I think we should try it. I think we should.

[02:23:57] You're just gonna hit like if he brought us hit a pump and then you have to hit like at least like I like

[02:24:02] I'm gonna hit a triple edit full box and I'm gonna have the fucking peace police jinxie come in and fucking shoot him

[02:24:08] Really what you just call me?

[02:24:10] Jinxie what is that even here? I want to see it. I want to see that I would love to watch that

[02:24:15] Outside your house. No, he's on a plane like he said relax

[02:24:20] You wait lacy died. Why are you saying that the lacy died?

[02:24:23] Last thing we're gonna do how we want to watch it like what do you got one guy?

[02:24:26] Yeah, I'm well. He is on a delay. You might as well spoils. Oh, yeah, and I'll chat the thing is I would want to watch clicks

[02:24:33] But clicks didn't fall then I would want to watch P but he's out. So I guess you don't know

[02:24:38] No, this central finals is a little bit. Let me key now and Chas you look all big right

[02:24:42] But I said that before the tournament even started. It's just we're missing a few big teams section. Well, yeah

[02:24:46] We got I'm down to watch whatever you guys are cuz like I don't know what I see and my voice is fucked anyways

[02:24:51] I'll be honest with you. I want to watch just lacy play with the first game. That's it to be honest

[02:24:56] I was always plays bro. This is his first finals. I think like

[02:25:02] But he's not with this teammate, bro

[02:25:05] Wait, when was the last time lacy played a set will be finals shot?

[02:25:07] It would have been he's like chapter 4 season 3 he's right where he should have made grand and they fucked it him and jivya

[02:25:15] Well, I'll be honest with you

[02:25:17] No victory tough, like.

[02:25:18] No victory tough, like.

[02:25:19] It factor like stable Ronaldo did when he won FNCS.

[02:25:22] You mean like he doesn't have an Anami?

[02:25:25] No, it doesn't have me, like you know what I'm saying?

[02:25:27] Yeah, gotcha, gotcha.

[02:25:28] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:25:29] Yeah, it's not looking good.

[02:25:31] 002.

[02:25:32] Yeah, they're looking shambles here, chat.

[02:25:34] We get to watch the last four games of West regardless.

[02:25:36] What we can do is we can watch the central end games.

[02:25:39] Like, I can skin out and show you the last like three minutes

[02:25:41] and then come back to Lacy.

[02:25:42] That's probably the better option to be fair.

[02:25:44] I was indeed a dad, bro. Just just just tell how it is, bro

[02:25:48] Let's just watch like three minutes essential chat the end game the most exciting part and then back. I'm fine for that

[02:25:52] Is that my lawyer? I don't know leaf golden. No, they call this guy. This is the guy who is currently in second

[02:25:57] I was at Lucas Gold scene, bro. I was about to say

[02:26:02] That's like a good ass lawyer, man

[02:26:07] Okay, wait leave me be wait a coin who can win this chat. Okay. Any corners of solo?

[02:26:10] I yeah Chad is gonna

[02:26:11] I feel bad for leaving beer because people are definitely gonna ride this pony off

[02:26:14] Shadow Virgo getting keyed by P2 games in a row now even if Liam and beer win everyone's gonna say it's Mickey

[02:26:18] I'm proud as fuck of them though. This is great for them. Well, if you like your most like cinematic like endgame like like

[02:26:25] My voice is so unbelievably fucked like you know here

[02:26:31] I'm dying man. I'll do my best. All right, Liam v4 eliminations three chug jugs

[02:26:36] Unfortunately, I have a full chug jug in the back pocket though Liam also not looking too great here

[02:26:40] Acorn as a solo we've seen these positions before but bolt has gone down acorn

[02:26:44] Chance to cut break out of that roll right now the old man IGL can he get an elimination?

[02:26:49] He needs it when he six builds doesn't get any mass off that one acorn shot in the back

[02:26:53] No, he goes down acorn may be struggling on the pressure ritual solo clutching again

[02:26:59] Yes, the ages get active this tournament Travis Scott in this one. Can he do it?

[02:27:03] Jits across the light. Oh wait, jit on the same way but he goes down which you can't find the edit

[02:27:07] Haki each on the backside

[02:27:09] JC join me to the actually know what the idea was to come up in the commas to hit jinxy

[02:27:13] I want to hear you. Yeah, JC commentate bro commentate. I want to hear you go endgame commentary mode guys

[02:27:17] Yeah, I have looked up something allows in the bathroom. I'm sorry wait. Oh wait. Is this dog more?

[02:27:24] Wow, what a shit commentator you are bro. I want to click off instantly bro guys. I can't commentate all the kids

[02:27:33] Okay, it is was close to Disney. Okay, do you guys don't look it up? Don't read your chat. Just close your eyes

[02:27:39] Fortnite I thought had the largest player peak of any game ever

[02:27:45] It's second. Do you want to know what's first? Do you want to know what's first? I?

[02:27:49] Would assume Roblox. I was gonna guess Roblox to guess what?

[02:27:53] Fortnite has the second highest player peak ever with 14 million

[02:27:58] Number one if that's concurrent number one is grow a garden roblox with 17 million

[02:28:06] Like that was just bought it right?

[02:28:08] That has to be bought it's just an eight year old.

[02:28:11] It's no way.

[02:28:12] My baby.

[02:28:13] Wow.

[02:28:14] How much money does that guy make?

[02:28:15] Like real quick.

[02:28:16] He's not going there.

[02:28:17] Dude, my baby cuts it.

[02:28:19] Love him to death kid.

[02:28:20] He's a little baby.

[02:28:21] He literally, he's like, you should stream.

[02:28:24] You should stream growing on it.

[02:28:26] He's like six, bro.

[02:28:27] It's all the other sex.

[02:28:28] What the fuck?

[02:28:29] You should have put some sense into him, bro.

[02:28:31] It's only got a job or something like that.

[02:28:33] The fuck?

[02:28:34] That is the job, man.

[02:28:35] He's like, you should see him grow and talk to him.

[02:28:37] He's the cutest kid ever, bro.

[02:28:39] He's this accent.

[02:28:40] Is he from, like, Russia or something?

[02:28:41] No, he's a little kid.

[02:28:42] I can't do a little kid voice.

[02:28:44] All right, rise, bro.

[02:28:47] Wait, Vir Leymar going to win this.

[02:28:49] Wait, Vir Leymar 100 points over second chat.

[02:28:51] They've just won the whole point already.

[02:28:53] I'm not even like, not only, like, Vir Leymar

[02:28:55] actually crazy as fuck.

[02:28:56] What?

[02:28:57] I know Shadow Virgo got griefed,

[02:28:58] but this is actually insane.

[02:28:59] What?

[02:29:00] Look how they've done it.

[02:29:01] Chateau Virgo got griefed, but this is actually insane. What? Look how they build bro. It's just so fascinating. It's just

[02:29:07] That right. Did you want to see real mix? Here you go DT rise. Watch this. You ready?

[02:29:11] Wait, we were watching this guy the other day. Whoa

[02:29:15] When you use the shockwave, Adam, you can't shoot like you can't shoot after you use it

[02:29:19] I knew there's zero fucking chance he wins that. So, okay. How's Lacey going? Oh, Lacey's in game. Wait, Lacey's actually alive

[02:29:25] Oh my god, no I'm in game. Fuck me, no shit. Let's see it. Oh, shit

[02:29:28] Oh shit. Okay 300 mats that we're not looking good. We are not looking good. It's aqua. I've said he is right?

[02:29:34] What's off? I think now I'm not no like I'm not no genius, but I feel like they need a refresher

[02:29:40] They need a refresh. They do. I'm gonna get off speed of me too. Here we go

[02:29:42] I'm ball knowledge from Ron bro. Holy ball knowledge. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Let's get this is what

[02:29:49] Why is this shit in gray mode? What is that? Yeah?

[02:29:53] Do you go duo skin?

[02:29:55] I

[02:29:57] Live you Rodrigo call me cringe call me whatever you want. She's oh, I listen to her music

[02:30:02] Bro, yeah, she makes good music

[02:30:05] Drigo rubbing elbows with a prime J Cole. I'm not even kidding. Olivia Rodrigo's in my top half

[02:30:12] You can call me a sex fast

[02:30:15] All time like

[02:30:17] Gracie a gross is in my current top tire

[02:30:20] Yo, Jeff, maybe I have a little bit of a solution for you.

[02:30:23] Who the fuck is Gracie Abrams?

[02:30:25] Who the fuck is that?

[02:30:26] Is that the girl that goes, I'm in love with Texas, yeah.

[02:30:30] No, no, that's no.

[02:30:32] Dude, you think that's no.

[02:30:34] I don't know any of these people.

[02:30:35] I don't know any of these people.

[02:30:36] This is...

[02:30:37] Oh, Gracie.

[02:30:38] Oh, Gracie's the girl who goes, um...

[02:30:41] Gracie Abrams and Olivia Rodrigo.

[02:30:44] He's by top five current.

[02:30:46] Top five current.

[02:30:47] Wait, at least I'm not watching right now.

[02:30:49] I mean it's a sketchy rotate we're making a work though we're making a work

[02:30:53] Check my sister put me on dude, my sister put me on the graysay

[02:30:56] Bro Chad you have a sister you get put on to so much ball knowledge bro

[02:31:00] I'm not I mean I'm here I'm here for some white white your bangers, but like Olivia Rodrigo top five is a little crazy

[02:31:06] I'm gonna be honest

[02:31:11] Who's your okay, Jixie who's the top four then before Olivia Rodrigo?

[02:31:19] Alright, bro, it's going to be real listicle if I go every genre, okay?

[02:31:24] No, this top you said your top five that means with everything. So who's your top five?

[02:31:31] Dude, what's my spot?

[02:31:38] Wait, Lacey actually is he's kind of doing it. It's doing it. Well, they need a refresh man

[02:31:43] Hold off on the top five for one second jungle. Yeah, you're good. Let's go. Oh

[02:31:46] Oh, oh shit. Oh shit. He's gonna make it though. He's gonna make it.

[02:31:51] I'm not gonna panic. He's gonna panic again.

[02:31:53] Shut up! Follow me, I'll re-go.

[02:31:57] They're both such though. Okay, they've made an end game though. This is already a good start. If they split, harbor everything.

[02:32:02] But would you consider this end game?

[02:32:04] Yes. Well, so does that tunnel. This is a white-stand game. No, like, only...

[02:32:08] Yeah, I would say it was 40 people left in the zone moving.

[02:32:12] I think once you get to rotate, it's that same game for me.

[02:32:14] for me I would say like first movie

[02:32:17] these doing well I mean okay people if they split harbor every game they can

[02:32:23] actually tell 15 today I'm not getting if they get it split every game they can

[02:32:26] tell 15 but this unlucky zone to be honest with you like what is this this

[02:32:31] is not too badly she goes around the hill not up it he's got what he's got

[02:32:36] Well built well built. Come on, Lacey. Come on, Lacey. Come on.

[02:32:41] This is not a bad kid. You a rock. Come on, Lacey.

[02:32:44] You got this, Lacey. You got this. Lacey, you got this.

[02:32:48] Come on, Lachie. Come on, Lachie.

[02:32:50] You need to medic it. You got this, Lacey.

[02:32:51] This is a tough layout. This is a really bad layout.

[02:32:53] This is so... Who's you drop a bandaid? Bandaid? Bandages.

[02:32:59] Shut the fuck up, huh?

[02:33:01] Being in your head sounds exhausting, but I'm the honest.

[02:33:03] You just, you think it means it's fucking crazy.

[02:33:06] Yeah, I'm just special wait. They might actually get pretty far bro. They close own they need zone to pull back

[02:33:14] He choked that was such good awareness miss pump aim was so bad

[02:33:28] It goes up though it goes up though what you need to go up

[02:33:36] No, he missed the one pump his aim was actually included I have

[02:33:48] I have scabbed Matt's post bro he with one pump and now's the difference dance see now

[02:33:53] I don't want to be that guy to make it about me but in a situation like that that's where

[02:33:58] a player like me a champion wouldn't have missed would have missed what are the missed

[02:34:03] Why don't you set up a big 1v1 between you and Laci, but why don't you do that build fight?

[02:34:09] We did! There was a Summoned on a one.

[02:34:11] Who won?

[02:34:12] Who won.

[02:34:13] I won.

[02:34:14] Who was the score?

[02:34:15] Who was the score?

[02:34:16] It was like, yeah I did. It was like someone knows in the chat.

[02:34:19] It was rich.

[02:34:21] It was actually a lot.

[02:34:22] Okay, what's the rest of the talk about?

[02:34:24] I think he got tilted because his chat was being hit.

[02:34:27] No, but I don't know about my current top 5 guys.

[02:34:30] I don't know man.

[02:34:31] I'm coming in with a potential audible here for what we watched at the end here.

[02:34:36] One more game of Central, Pete has zero chance of winning.

[02:34:39] The guy who is winning by a hundred points in first.

[02:34:41] I think we just watch Liam and watch Lacey at the same time.

[02:34:44] I can switch between two POVs easy.

[02:34:46] It's replay mode that fucks it up.

[02:34:48] It's not a bad show.

[02:34:49] It's totally up to you, I'll say.

[02:34:50] I think we do that.

[02:34:51] I think we do that.

[02:34:52] And then we can gas up Liam because he's about to win on stream, which is kind

[02:34:54] of a big deal.

[02:34:55] And he's a good ass kid.

[02:34:56] Maybe I should talk to Lacey or Frick, should I go in there and give him a

[02:34:58] I don't even know about the current.

[02:35:00] Yeah, do it, yeah.

[02:35:00] Give a pep talk, give a pep talk.

[02:35:02] Oh yeah, we need the top five, we need the top five.

[02:35:04] We need the top five.

[02:35:04] Dude, my top five all time that I've listened to

[02:35:07] realistically in terms of hours listened to

[02:35:10] is probably like Juice World and Lil Uzi.

[02:35:13] He's like my top two, but I don't know outside of that.

[02:35:16] Everything else is lark, lark, lark, lark, lark.

[02:35:18] Because like bro, Juice World and Uzi,

[02:35:21] I've listened to like hundreds of unreleased songs

[02:35:24] from both of them.

[02:35:24] Like I'm an actual fan.

[02:35:26] I feel like anyone else I'm just larking.

[02:35:28] Okay, so I know you don't like them, bro

[02:35:32] Mmm. Do you have any like do they like no like bands you're like parents put you on that you've like stayed on like you

[02:35:36] Have any music or is it just like you know that I listen to a little bit of like pink Floyd and 21 pilots

[02:35:43] But I'm not a I'm just kind of large

[02:35:45] I'm the only artist why really really listen to their like whole thing every album most unreleased is

[02:35:52] Uzi and juice world. That's it though

[02:35:54] not gonna okay okay that's the only one we're just flipping 20 on pilots and

[02:35:59] it was interesting I'm not gonna lie I love 20 on pilots but I don't know about

[02:36:02] like oh gee like I was thinking like no like no like wait wait wait wait wait no

[02:36:05] like no queen it's just juice and vert that's it was the only artist where

[02:36:10] it's not long like I've listened to like a hundred of their unreleased songs

[02:36:13] each do you know what I mean do you know listen to music on strange

[02:36:17] together oh god do I do what I that's why I'm surprised you got to meet

[02:36:22] Uzi bro, was he cool?

[02:36:24] No, that's my friend, bro

[02:36:31] First of all, I don't know how to call Guap I don't gotta call him to fucking do that bro like that's

[02:36:35] Bro, come on, bro

[02:36:37] Just call Uzi, call Uzi. I don't want to bro. I don't need your commands, bro

[02:36:41] I'm not your pet. All right, I'm not gonna call him

[02:36:43] I just called for you said you guys are friends, but just call it

[02:36:45] it.

[02:36:46] Bro, that's my guy, bro.

[02:36:49] Don't worry about it.

[02:36:50] Okay, wait, Jinxie, out of curiosity, because you've done some shit now.

[02:36:54] Who is the most famous person you could call right now who you think might answer?

[02:36:57] Have you got that motion yet, or like?

[02:36:59] Dude, no.

[02:37:00] No.

[02:37:01] Come on, bro.

[02:37:02] Do you see someone, right?

[02:37:03] Like an athlete or some shit?

[02:37:04] I feel like it's going to be someone.

[02:37:05] I've got no one.

[02:37:06] I've got to get no one.

[02:37:07] Who remembers the Jinxie Trippy Redstream aware?

[02:37:10] Dude, the most famous person I could call that would actually pick up.

[02:37:15] Is let me call them right now my call. Who is this shit? Oh, I know who it is

[02:37:20] The most famous person I could call that always picks up

[02:37:23] This is gonna be troll. I'm calling right now. It isn't me some trouble shit. I'm playing some trouble shit

[02:37:28] What the fuck I'm getting a phone. I'm asking the Kennedy fucking

[02:37:32] Yo, what's up, bro?

[02:37:38] You guys can say what you want bro, but Ron always picks up

[02:37:45] actually it is when you face-time me I automatically went on uber eats and by accident ordered air one bro

[02:37:52] I'm not even hitting

[02:37:54] automatically

[02:37:55] By accident order

[02:37:57] And I mean speed or speed or beast is kind of a good one speed and beast the like actual like mainstream celebrities

[02:38:03] Those bugs are celebrities. Yes speed always picks up my phone calls to you. It's like

[02:38:08] It's got a half shit plan. That's all yeah, man. Have you stream with speed yet? Surely done something with speed

[02:38:12] I think I don't know do you guys have any like athletes to follow your shit like I'm so Nate McKinnon like

[02:38:22] Phenomenal NA show place be like mad it's happened to the competitive scene

[02:38:25] So you would like watch NA Western shit your friends will like sent it and read everything

[02:38:29] I think I can think of

[02:38:33] What actually watches me I don't think there's any

[02:38:39] Literally just drink me

[02:38:42] Patreons were doing a Super Bowl like and and they were all like what's your favorite like streamer?

[02:38:48] They were like guys be guys be guys be guys be and then Drake money made was the only one

[02:38:55] I remember that

[02:38:57] He would shout out Jixi that dude. I remember that it was literally just straight

[02:39:08] This is I went to a court side game pulled me up like I'm a little kid. I remember that that's good time

[02:39:13] I

[02:39:22] Coinside like you're on show like you can't like fucking pick it was scary Aussie because sometimes sometimes I feel like it's like

[02:39:28] Okay, well, I'm gonna get pulled in like I think I think we're gonna want like I think I think people are gonna want to like

[02:39:37] I'll think you're in the bench

[02:39:43] You go you go down like four inches like every day

[02:39:47] You never get mistaken for NBA player, bro

[02:39:53] I was like this you ask like such a force I would make and the Cooper flags manager

[02:39:59] I forget what it was at the time, bro

[02:40:00] They thought I was one of the players and clicks was like oh no

[02:40:02] He's a streamer about a whole day. That was like a whole thing on Twitter. Have you seen XQC's called size photo?

[02:40:08] That's my fucking favorite

[02:40:13] of XQC someone recorded him or no he was

[02:40:16] streaming it he was in a Vegas hotel with

[02:40:20] like $300,000 of them sitting criss-cross

[02:40:23] applesauce look at him bro not even

[02:40:25] criss cross my man's like I fuck with

[02:40:27] it but I love it that's just yeah I

[02:40:29] don't want to be that guy that picture

[02:40:31] that was that was my money that was my

[02:40:33] money yes if we're alone that was all

[02:40:35] my shit wait these lock games dead as

[02:40:39] shit wait is someone keen like wait

[02:40:41] it's being actually like they might

[02:40:42] There's someone kidding right now. It's 62 alive. Yeah, he's just full sending it. Please. He's not king first now

[02:40:47] Pete stop King shadow

[02:40:50] What is the lobby for Thanos?

[02:41:05] I'm too old for this shit. I think I just don't I just I think I just don't appreciate your genius run

[02:41:09] I'm gonna be honest. I think that's the problem

[02:41:12] It's my bad. Too old for this shit.

[02:41:14] Wait, Lame's actually in a win on stream. Fucking W, Lame. Alright, Lacy's on wait. Let's see if Lacy gets conned. Let's see if Lacy fights. Come on.

[02:41:29] Yeah, it's that lobby's yet. That's what tomorrow will be for EWC as well

[02:41:32] But there's a broadcast so it's like way easier to watch because I'll just show everyone.

[02:41:35] And tomorrow is where Pete is the favorite to win tomorrow too, so that should be fun.

[02:41:39] There's some good ass teams there.

[02:41:41] Wait so, are we gonna be surprised if another team cons Lacy just because it's Lacy?

[02:41:45] Like there's no way he's gonna run team going here.

[02:41:48] No, I'll be shocked if he doesn't get surprised con at least once this time.

[02:41:52] I'll be so shocked.

[02:41:53] Lacy can't win though because every team is...

[02:41:57] No, like...

[02:41:58] He can do anything he puts his mind to, bro.

[02:42:00] Do you know what the PK stands for, bro? It stands for Player Killer.

[02:42:04] W. That's actually born on a giant egg.

[02:42:06] This is like that David Goggins like Gary Vaynerchuk mindset. Listen, bro. He can't know he can't win

[02:42:13] Lacey's team has one pro every other team that has a chance of winning has two pros. He can't win

[02:42:25] You know what you are you're just a hater at the table with dinner with success motivation, that's what you are

[02:42:30] You're just a stupid fucking way

[02:42:34] Yo, JC if opportunity doesn't come knocking on your door, bro build the door it's simple as that bro

[02:42:39] This dude Lacey can do it. All he tell him, bro

[02:42:47] Shut up when daddy try to talk bro. God damn

[02:42:53] Lacey's literally not that far from bottom 50 player on West right now

[02:42:57] Like he's

[02:43:00] No, no, no, no!

[02:43:01] Like, like, Jake's just saying that two players on every team, bro.

[02:43:05] He's as good as some of the bottom players in that lobby.

[02:43:07] And Ark is way better. Like, I was not backhanded.

[02:43:09] It's just, boy, he just came back.

[02:43:11] So that's, like, a bad...

[02:43:12] Let's bet on Lacey winning.

[02:43:14] I'll take any line.

[02:43:16] Like, dude, I'm the realest guy in here, bro.

[02:43:19] He's not...

[02:43:20] Wait, anybody's okay.

[02:43:21] Anybody's...

[02:43:22] Okay, after watching Po...

[02:43:24] Is it Polo or Polio?

[02:43:25] How do you say Polo?

[02:43:25] Polio, Polio, but the fucking fact says Polo, because it's like...

[02:43:28] Glicks is in the chat.

[02:43:30] JC do you want to play mongrel icon cup together tonight clicks?

[02:43:35] Unfortunately, Dante's is coming over to my house, and we're gonna watch Baker clicks. Love you to death kid, but no

[02:43:42] Clicks broke also broke clicks. Thank you. Fuck this content shit. You need to win

[02:43:49] Clicks you have EWC tomorrow

[02:43:52] Like yo clicks you need to win like I don't clicks you gotta win get some sleep

[02:44:02] We in just funny on the hill

[02:44:04] Do but no I chat L friend so I'm an L friend for not ditching my friend

[02:44:12] I'm an L friend for not ditching my friend. Okay, that makes sense

[02:44:16] There's go they didn't qual because there's a kill cap and they were just trying to drop like 30 and 40 box

[02:44:21] Like at the tournament small enough. They just don't care

[02:44:25] But they do it every time

[02:44:30] Okay, yo clicks we didn't call

[02:44:33] Kind of weird. All right, let me explain this slowly in formulated English

[02:44:39] Dante's is going to be at my house in literally

[02:44:43] 22 hours, that's going to be in my house.

[02:44:48] You want me to play a fortnight tournament and tell Dante has to fuck off.

[02:44:52] I'm not going to do that.

[02:44:58] Like I'm excited to meet that's and we're going to watch Faker as long as I'm here

[02:45:02] watching something on stream doing something on stream, bro.

[02:45:04] It's a good stream, bro.

[02:45:05] So I'm going to watch it, bro.

[02:45:06] I'm down.

[02:45:07] I don't know.

[02:45:08] Because tomorrow is like it's a set.

[02:45:09] What time is this going to play?

[02:45:15] Yo Ron clicks doesn't play tomorrow. He didn't call. Yo, what am I am I feel like it?

[02:45:20] I think I'm lagging on something like my mic so like I'm changing eating

[02:45:25] She's Christ wait wait. I'll be getting cool for this and the other thing

[02:45:31] That is correct. I would be correct. Yeah, bro run basically. Here's what's happening, bro

[02:45:36] clicks teamed up with Venom

[02:45:38] Venom won the last FNCS. Am I right or am I wrong?

[02:45:42] Does he know? You are right. Venom won the last FNCS

[02:45:46] and they have been a duo for how long?

[02:45:49] A month? Three weeks? They haven't won shit!

[02:45:53] They haven't qualified for shit. I don't know what the fuck's going on.

[02:45:56] And then Klicks is asking me about a mawgraw cup. Klicks, lock in, bud!

[02:46:01] Fuck that content shit! You need to win!

[02:46:05] the fuck

[02:46:07] well venus said that exact thing to me yesterday venus said that exact thing yesterday

[02:46:11] that's exactly why i think cliques needs to start hosting them

[02:46:15] cliques you want to know actual contact cliques it's you hoisting a fnc s that's contact

[02:46:21] that's contact bro you lifted up a fucking fnc s but that's contact

[02:46:27] i'm not even kidding bro cliques lifting up a trophy like would be cinema bro

[02:46:31] But if I pull this bar did we just go straight like you meant how many edits you'd get clicks like if you just

[02:46:37] Click I would have black bars. I would have black bars over my face, bro

[02:46:42] I should talk to you all the time. You shouldn't even be in the chat. You should be in a call with Venom stradding practicing

[02:46:50] Studying learning you need to be locked

[02:46:56] They did say let's guess that in clicks and venom defense they've been shut all this yesterday

[02:47:00] They're not coping it's like

[02:47:03] They're gonna stop doing content. I

[02:47:06] What clicks need to do to lock in fully bro, you want to lock in fully bro

[02:47:10] You need to you know what I'm saying you need to get on the game play eight hours a day

[02:47:15] You need to watch table on auto-highland

[02:47:17] You need to raid him instead of streaming every single guy just hosts me

[02:47:20] You need to just like lock in bro. I do the things that a young stable run auto

[02:47:25] Do I could teach a few things? I'm dead ass. I could dead ass teach a few things

[02:47:30] What is the schedule of that girl? What was the wake up?

[02:47:32] What is that in the line?

[02:47:33] I would wake up, I would wake up, I would wake up at like...

[02:47:36] First of all, I'd be playing during school. That's what would happen.

[02:47:39] It would be school and then I'd get home and that's where the cup would start.

[02:47:41] So I would come home from school.

[02:47:43] I would drop, I would drop up. I would, I would get a monster.

[02:47:46] I would down a whole monster because my aim would be better.

[02:47:49] I would get them Kovacs for about an hour and a half.

[02:47:51] But, but I learned from Unknown Army that it's more optimal to play only 45 minutes of Kovacs

[02:47:56] than more time than that.

[02:47:58] So, once I've done with that, once I've done with that.

[02:48:00] I'm gonna put that back to take my controller play out.

[02:48:02] He, yeah, yeah, bro, trust me.

[02:48:05] And he taught me a lot of things.

[02:48:06] I used to be a full wrist player, now I'm an arm player.

[02:48:09] It's way more beneficial, bro.

[02:48:10] So I won.

[02:48:13] Then, what I would do is I'd get on the game,

[02:48:15] probably practice for about like an hour or two

[02:48:17] without a headset.

[02:48:19] This is a strategical move if you know you know.

[02:48:22] You game better, mechanic-wise,

[02:48:24] when you can hear your keyboard.

[02:48:25] This is true, this is true, I'm right.

[02:48:27] I'm right, so I would practice without my headset

[02:48:32] for about an hour or two,

[02:48:34] and it would make my mechanics feel super, super, super,

[02:48:37] super warmed up, and then I would get on the game,

[02:48:39] and just like that, we'd play.

[02:48:41] Ron, somebody in my chat said, he would,

[02:48:44] oh, sorry, what are you saying, Alzi?

[02:48:46] No, I said, then win, I was just gassing on him.

[02:48:47] Thank you, bro.

[02:48:48] He was saying he would practice dropping mats

[02:48:52] for unknown, and he typed it 40 times.

[02:48:55] No, okay, not that.

[02:48:56] Can I pull up the clip of where you literally had fucking pond ponds for stomping you fucking burger like what are you talking about, bro?

[02:49:03] Well, that's the elbow notes. Anyway, Ron was the tarpaul. Like you're gonna flame it for anything. Thank you for tarping and not getting kills

[02:49:08] Not dropping that come on. It's only just come on check. You're gonna flame him. Just say he didn't get he got five kills in grants

[02:49:13] Okay, that's the better one. Whoa

[02:49:18] I mean, I don't know, I want to see clicks go crazy

[02:49:21] I'm actually called the biggest co-pepper when they come back. They're fine when they come back

[02:49:25] They're fine. I'm not even kidding. I think you just take this break

[02:49:33] It's got to see clicks win, you know how crazy people are like somehow I would make it about me, bro

[02:49:37] I'm just waiting for the day like

[02:49:42] He has to win soon because eventually he's gonna get new clicks gonna be fucking like 25

[02:49:49] No, the problem is the problem is the actual problem is Jinxie and this is true

[02:49:53] So we're not going to lie like gaming was for fortnight. Now this sounds like a crazy sense, but the younger you are the better like

[02:49:59] By these kids that are like

[02:50:01] 14

[02:50:02] 1450 not that's not true though because sometimes like for instance that call duty pros like some of the older guys are pretty good like legal

[02:50:08] Legends fakers pretty old though. I got the best like this is the average age of what I play as atlanta over the years

[02:50:14] So it's still at as old as now

[02:50:16] It's still only like nine just under 19, but it was like 17 back in 2022 how old is clicks right now?

[02:50:22] 21

[02:50:24] Right he's getting up there, bro. He's not on the graph. He's not on the graph. That's the show bro the thing is bro once you're like

[02:50:31] What's your like 22 bro? You got to switch it up?

[02:50:34] He only has like a year left bro of competing to show us yeah

[02:50:38] I mean so wait isn't Venom isn't Venom older than clicks a year older, right? He just won FNCS

[02:50:42] But then it was probably like yeah, he doesn't count everyone knows that like if you're from Europe

[02:50:46] You're automatically just like

[02:50:52] Most European gamers are just somehow better than Americans

[02:50:56] I mean just keep it above chat and I and I hate hearing the UK accent just keep it about

[02:51:01] Why would you so against that event? Are you like held that against him like it was like a car?

[02:51:05] Hearing yo, it's Tuesday. It's Tuesday. Like I don't fucking care what day it is. They don't know what the fuck I say Tuesday

[02:51:11] So the fuck you guys know that image of Jim Halpert holding a controller and it says on Twitter life update

[02:51:17] I'm losing my gaming skills. That's what gaming is bro. If you're 25, it's a it's time to fade into the light

[02:51:24] Bro, you know, unless you're Marlon unless you're Marlon though, we honestly Marlon can get on a game

[02:51:30] bro

[02:51:33] Three months like I'm done y'all like it's over. I had my brother

[02:51:41] Okay, not true

[02:51:42] I was a semi-professional class route player when I was 17 and I was a semi-professional CS player when I was semi-professional

[02:51:50] Motherfucker was like top 100 high global bro like yeah, that's good

[02:51:56] You could never you could never actually compete down

[02:52:07] I think we need to shift the discussion here there is a tournament coming up that presumably you're both playing it

[02:52:11] I'm Ron, I'm just like, you're playing, uh, who's going to win that, though?

[02:52:14] Who's going to do better points?

[02:52:15] Why isn't your buddy like teammates on that?

[02:52:18] I don't know.

[02:52:19] I didn't, I didn't get told, bro.

[02:52:20] I didn't get told.

[02:52:21] I got three options.

[02:52:23] I got told, I don't know which one it's going to be.

[02:52:25] I'm not going to leak it, but I got told about like three or four players.

[02:52:28] Um, I heard you're, you might be playing with fucking God.

[02:52:32] Like, uh, that's what I'm being told, bro.

[02:52:34] JC, uh, yo, I'm going to be honest, uh, whoa, I don't even know my teammate.

[02:52:40] I'm not kidding. I don't I haven't DM'd anyone. Oh, see, how do I go about I don't know your teammate, but I got told

[02:52:45] So what I got told is like, I'm not gonna leave everything after this. I'm done

[02:52:48] But like there's like a list of players that they're because we're just dog shit

[02:52:51] I'm gonna be honest but like there's just a list of players and there's like five or seven

[02:52:56] But like okay, but I don't know bro. I'm killed me a hundred times and I never killed him

[02:53:01] Shouldn't I get a teammate a hundred times better than Ron's teammate? Is that fair?

[02:53:06] You definitely get a T1 like you need a T1

[02:53:10] You literally you should get paid, but I think they're I think they've like lined up the facts and baiting from under

[02:53:14] I think so like that's just the most unfaithful unfair shit ever. I'll be honest with you Pete and faxity

[02:53:21] Yeah, that's a guy fucking flying the Dallas to get bent over a table by fucking faxity and fucking Peterbott

[02:53:28] Fuck that. I mean Peterbott Los Polos and stable Ronaldo. Whoa

[02:53:32] See John he didn't learn from it. He's back on his shit. Wow dissing Los and he's not even here

[02:53:37] That's a low blow you fucking alcoholic

[02:53:39] Oh, damn, bro. I mean clicks and Lazy's gonna be pretty fucking crazy to kids are gonna shit talk to you about the last program

[02:53:45] But they will be fucking cool

[02:53:46] Actually, I mean dude clicks is like a merger to win. Yeah, you'll find

[02:53:54] Clicks than worse than me last time clicks and Lazy it was me and canada

[02:53:58] That's a good ass do it you fucking should have one too. What do you mean?

[02:54:01] You were like a top five do it as well

[02:54:03] I want to get in the new year.

[02:54:04] But who's the tier one pro off the how many are there?

[02:54:06] Who is it?

[02:54:07] Should I start Tianning people?

[02:54:08] What should I do?

[02:54:09] You could do Cold, Stable or an Auto, Peterbop, Molo.

[02:54:12] I think like, like the problem is it's like pros are different, like hey, like the pros

[02:54:16] who are good at pro am are different to the pros who are just good, right?

[02:54:19] Like, Koopa is extremely good, but a lot of people wouldn't put it on the same level

[02:54:22] as like Poyo, but I think Koopa would be better at pro am scenario than Poyo.

[02:54:26] Oh my god, they won Game 6 for the whole 20.

[02:54:28] Wait, this motherfucking is one game 6.

[02:54:30] No way, we just won.

[02:54:31] We're in the whole 20.

[02:54:32] We all just want this is crazy

[02:54:35] Okay

[02:54:37] If you want JC if you dead ass

[02:54:41] To make it so you're paired with me

[02:54:43] You let me know though like I could be I could be your tier one pro bro

[02:54:46] If I could get us in a team, bro

[02:54:48] We are literally gonna get passed around like a joint bro. It's gonna be a joke

[02:54:53] We're gonna have zero elims in seven games. Who could you kill? Who could I kill bro?

[02:54:59] It'll be the worst pro in the worst amateur. It'll be a joke. Yo yo yo chubs, bro

[02:55:05] Don't be disrespecting me like that. We need like a trio or something to win. We need like four of us

[02:55:11] Six of us eight of us. I don't know 10. I just got told I'm comparable to Ali a bro. Watch your fucking mouth

[02:55:17] I think you're a team with polo or somebody, bro

[02:55:20] I'm gonna do the funniest clip Aussie the funniest clip is when Ali a was watching Peterbott play

[02:55:25] I was the one streaming that shit that was from my favorite actually was fucking hilarious because he had no idea

[02:55:32] Bro, I'll tell my tag yesterday

[02:55:33] I was talking to Ali a the night before the pro like the first out of the program. He goes. Yeah, I'm like I'm practicing a bunch

[02:55:38] Now I'm trying to lock in I just bound my cone

[02:55:40] So I'm trying to like get used to using that and I was like mother fuck. Oh, I was like, oh my god

[02:55:44] I didn't have you see me. I was like no

[02:55:47] The clip from Aussie stream. Have you seen the jing see? Oh, fuck. I'm gonna find this

[02:55:51] Let me see if I can find Ali a staring out

[02:55:55] I

[02:55:58] Someone find it bro, please yeah, I can so find it that shit was too funny

[02:56:03] Contest is behind you. Yeah, bro. I'm sure he is there. I didn't give my trust yet

[02:56:09] Yo, Jixie be honest though. Are you gonna put Dante's in your bathroom? Are you gonna be weird, bro?

[02:56:13] Like that's nice

[02:56:16] You slept in the bathroom

[02:56:18] Yes, nothing the bathroom where his shit dissolved in my bed

[02:56:21] Well, no your bed had yellow stains everywhere smelled like shit wait and like

[02:56:28] I found the clip.

[02:56:30] I found the clip.

[02:56:32] Yes, look at Ali.

[02:56:34] Look at Ali.

[02:56:36] Chad, look at this clip.

[02:56:38] He's just like...

[02:56:40] Ali is like...

[02:56:42] Oh my god, man.

[02:56:44] Ali!

[02:56:46] This is what he did.

[02:56:48] I mean, this was the 1v1, to be fair.

[02:56:50] This was the Kaira 1v1.

[02:56:52] He looks like...

[02:56:54] He's like...

[02:56:56] It's where you can see everything.

[02:56:58] At that point, things that he was probably just like,

[02:57:00] he wanted to land out so everybody would land in it.

[02:57:03] So he just, oh my god.

[02:57:04] Is Pete playing West after this?

[02:57:06] He is, yeah. Pete will now be in West.

[02:57:08] Yes, he missed the first two games,

[02:57:09] he will now be playing West.

[02:57:10] Oh god.

[02:57:11] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[02:57:13] Peterbott's got a land on Lacy War.

[02:57:16] I mean, okay.

[02:57:18] I mean, that isn't the kind of shit he would do

[02:57:20] after the days out now.

[02:57:21] I'm gonna text Peterbott to land on Lacy.

[02:57:23] No, I'm not going to play.

[02:57:24] You know you could debt us give Pete like a hundred bucks probably do it bro cuz that's the prize pool like I'm dead

[02:57:33] This money, you know, he's definitely most I'm leaving him. He loves this money. I mean, yeah

[02:57:41] His contract is 30 to 40 K for sure a month is that how much for that players get pretty like the top

[02:57:46] No, that's how much Falcons pay for the basketball game.

[02:57:49] That's how much Falcons pay for the basketball game.

[02:57:52] Falcons, their money is different, bro.

[02:57:55] They pay anyone anything.

[02:57:56] Yeah, but I have a weird take.

[02:57:58] Weird take.

[02:57:59] I'll be honest with you.

[02:58:00] I think someone who's the best of the game

[02:58:02] should be paying more than that.

[02:58:03] I'm just being honest.

[02:58:04] Like, if you're the face of the game, basically,

[02:58:06] like, I would say Pete is the face of competitive, right?

[02:58:09] Like, am I tripping?

[02:58:10] Like, everyone knows it.

[02:58:12] Yeah, Pete and Clicks, yeah, Pete and Clicks.

[02:58:13] But they just don't do anything with it.

[02:58:15] Like how does Falcons get their money back?

[02:58:17] They could, I agree with you, they could.

[02:58:18] They just don't have enough to give them.

[02:58:19] I don't think they're ever going to get their money back.

[02:58:21] We had this conversation yesterday, but like,

[02:58:23] it's just like, I don't know if you're the best of the best.

[02:58:26] It's like, I guess 40K a month is not enough.

[02:58:30] Guys, wait till you find out how much

[02:58:31] Valorant players get paid and like,

[02:58:34] we're like, all these people get paid like sick money.

[02:58:36] The only people ever on that salary

[02:58:38] if one I know in history, but I think it's literally him

[02:58:40] and then Clix is probably XN, and I'm just like,

[02:58:42] Yeah, it's uh, yeah

[02:58:48] Has equity

[02:58:51] Mr. Aura himself bro

[02:58:58] Listen listen six million a year not counting any winnings and he has ownership in the orc. Yeah equity

[02:59:08] Mr. Aura himself bro six million a fucking year

[02:59:12] This guy's more famous than fucking K-pop stars in Korea, bro.

[02:59:17] Is that Doher's or Yen?

[02:59:19] He has a tower called Faker Tower!

[02:59:23] Yeah, he does.

[02:59:24] Dude, Faker's so into the Glacier Man, but have you guys seen Dota earnings though?

[02:59:27] Have you guys actually seen how much people make from Dota?

[02:59:30] Wait, hold on, hold on. Can we not go past 6 million a year?

[02:59:34] Yeah, yeah.

[02:59:36] But he also has like big ownership in T1.

[02:59:39] I'm about to start playing League, bro.

[02:59:41] Hey buddy, have you seen Dota?

[02:59:43] No, your time has come, the chip has sailed.

[02:59:46] Look at the Dota prize pools, man.

[02:59:48] Seven million!

[02:59:50] That's just from prize money, bro.

[02:59:52] Like, Boog is the only person not from Dota in the top 35 all-time to e-spots earnings.

[02:59:56] These are all Dota players, all of them, except for Boog.

[02:59:58] What the fuck is a Dota 2?

[03:00:00] Wait, okay, what is A?

[03:00:02] Question, question.

[03:00:03] League is bigger than Dota in North America, but in Asia, Dota's bigger, right?

[03:00:08] No, I think League is metric bigger, Dota is bigger because they do crowdfunding.

[03:00:15] So like if you buy a bunch of skins in Dota, it goes straight to the prize pool for the

[03:00:18] one tournament a year.

[03:00:19] Like their TI, their version of Worlds is like insane prize pool.

[03:00:23] But what's harder?

[03:00:24] Dota or League?

[03:00:25] Dota.

[03:00:26] Technically Dota.

[03:00:27] Yeah, Dota has more mechanics.

[03:00:28] Dota.

[03:00:29] Wait, we don't got to check it right now, but when Lacy's done this game, can you

[03:00:32] see where I am on that website?

[03:00:34] I got you.

[03:00:35] I got you.

[03:00:36] Oh no.

[03:00:37] We might be out to watch something from Lacy.

[03:00:38] I

[03:00:40] Crap from scrolling that much from

[03:00:49] I think with like custom tourmets like a troll like up and all that it was like 80,000

[03:00:57] 15k from squads I won like 10k before squads playing with my grand people

[03:01:02] It's for my first week broken. Yep, and then I probably won like another 10 grand

[03:01:07] not like five grand after.

[03:01:09] Where am I on that list?

[03:01:10] I've never earned a professionally organized

[03:01:14] competitive dollar in any game in my entire life.

[03:01:18] The only tournaments I've earned money in

[03:01:20] are creator tournaments.

[03:01:22] Like when I played the Duos tournament with Clicks

[03:01:24] and got fourth.

[03:01:26] I've literally never earned a competitively

[03:01:30] professional organized dollar ever.

[03:01:34] Chess, that's not competitive.

[03:01:36] that's not a bad that's a crater tournament

[03:01:39] he liked on the only way to get to a job was down

[03:01:42] wait he told me what

[03:01:43] only jump again but it was great way

[03:01:45] you can fucking jump with the hop rocks wall down

[03:01:49] what it was a lot of what it is you don't know

[03:01:52] on the other side of the

[03:01:54] i'd fully bought it out

[03:01:56] but i don't know what i got placey

[03:01:58] oh my god

[03:01:59] oh my god

[03:02:02] Oh

[03:02:11] That is literally a fucking

[03:02:21] But he might actually hold on yeah, this is 80 points in two games are they genuinely doing well

[03:02:27] Wait, there's a shock there. Oh no, we might be safe. Hold on now. Hold on now.

[03:02:34] He's gonna have to pull out too. He's going for height. He's going for height.

[03:02:38] He's always on the hot brocks too. He's gonna have to be nice too.

[03:02:41] Okay, is Ark good enough to actually clutch like a top two here?

[03:02:45] Yes. He can clutch a win here.

[03:02:47] Say oh god.

[03:02:48] Huck is good as fuck bro. He is the best west player. He is either the second best or the best west player.

[03:02:52] 80 chug. Let's see what he can do here.

[03:02:55] 140 mats down?

[03:02:57] Wait, he's a refresh.

[03:02:59] 5 rounds super high. He's playing the chugs.

[03:03:01] He's got no storm stickers though.

[03:03:02] He could shockwave off mega-plane height with the double hop rock if he wants to.

[03:03:07] Oh no! He missed!

[03:03:10] He hop rocked. He hop rocked.

[03:03:12] He can jump up. He needs to.

[03:03:14] He missed.

[03:03:16] Lacey's sold bro. God, that was me man.

[03:03:18] What did Lacey do? He ran into the storm?

[03:03:20] I'm gonna turn my delay off so they don't gotta see that shit. Yeah, that was bad. Holy shit. I'm a fucking bot

[03:03:29] That was bad. It's all good. So we had this guy who used to I'll show you I'll show you first

[03:03:34] So this is actually this is acting like Tommy. I gotta put you on like my god. Oh, no, God, no

[03:03:40] No, anything but acting like Tommy right?

[03:03:43] So what do you see just did would be referred to as a Tommy play

[03:03:46] He was like a 60-year-old dude used to compete and he would just run the wrong direction

[03:03:50] It was yeah, so so Lacey definitely just told me that was not a good look

[03:04:03] The fuck is he's in 10

[03:04:07] Once more behind whale canada and Sphinx are playing okay, and then let's check where you are in eSports earnings eSports earnings

[03:04:14] my guess is on top what's 200 maybe oh wait do you have a chess profile got a

[03:04:22] chest profile yep yep yep okay wait a second this is your little pity I looked

[03:04:27] liquopedia you were at 127,000 on liquopedia but that includes oh there we

[03:04:35] go bro I told you kid wait today turn me on there yep that was that was real

[03:04:42] You know

[03:04:46] Your last name is a match

[03:04:48] Yeah, right?

[03:04:51] Fuck is Ronnie Mac

[03:04:53] Wait, jeece. Yeah, that's me. Let me go jeece. He's more sense. I found you jeece. Wait. You're on there. You're on there

[03:04:59] Wait a second. I don't you're on there my dude. You've got 30,000

[03:05:04] Burger you're a fucking burger. That's what you aren't you see you just got fucking marked you are a fucking burger

[03:05:11] I have four times your earnings you're no

[03:05:14] 3.7

[03:05:22] More or less than you do they have more than less than you you want FNCS surely have more surely

[03:05:27] Okay, I go 25k from any program, but then I have 39 total including like other Mickey shit like I had some of Mickey shit too Nicholas Stewart

[03:05:34] Bro, okay here. Are you serious, bro? I'm no one in my family calls me Nicholas. No

[03:05:40] That's not a Nicholas I

[03:05:43] Nobody calls me that look at Dota man. He's motherfuckers. It's crazy. Isn't it Douglas or something like that?

[03:05:49] How does he know this you know, I swear to God chat Rod knows the weirdest shit about me

[03:05:54] Yo, how many Dota play like how are they?

[03:05:57] Where is all the money coming from you said it's fan funded the leaves it's crowd funded

[03:06:02] Yes, the community so they have ti their version of worlds every year and the five will sometimes like 40 million

[03:06:06] Wait, it's fan vote? Okay. Wait, no chat. I'm a host of Fortnite event. Everyone donate right now.

[03:06:12] That's a good idea. Let's see how much we can get.

[03:06:14] Okay, well, when you used to do that, then Fortnite, that's against TOS. You can't do that anymore.

[03:06:18] Yo, so, who gets up there because of that grotesque World Cup? Keep scrolling.

[03:06:23] Yeah, so three million is one day, yeah. So who else have you got? Who's the next one? Counter-Strike.

[03:06:28] You got Apex and Counter-Strike.

[03:06:30] Oh my God. Oh my God. Someone's robbing my house again.

[03:06:32] You're free.

[03:06:34] Ozzie ignore him he's gonna return with a smoothie just a

[03:06:39] I mean honestly with how public that about their address mom's price that she doesn't have more often those guys I'm way too fucking chill about boxing

[03:06:45] I don't get it. I don't understand yo they got yo chat the

[03:06:49] Core house the first day they were there they got swatted. I literally asked run

[03:06:55] All like literally off stream. I'm like did you guys like go to the police before and he's like no like are you guys bricks, bro?

[03:07:01] They did a whole house blog.

[03:07:03] Yo, Chad, if I ever showed my house,

[03:07:05] I would move a day later.

[03:07:07] No, I fully agree.

[03:07:09] I'm sort of careful now.

[03:07:10] I've never done, like, a house tour.

[03:07:11] I've never done any of that.

[03:07:12] Any photo I post, like, it's never, like, near my house.

[03:07:14] Like, I know, I'm 100%.

[03:07:15] And they're good now,

[03:07:16] because they talked to the cops now.

[03:07:17] But why'd you not talk to the cops before?

[03:07:19] Dude, that is crazy.

[03:07:20] I don't know how they do it.

[03:07:22] Chad, is anyone else streaming West

[03:07:23] if we're going to be watching Lacey?

[03:07:24] You can watch Pete in Replays as well, maybe.

[03:07:27] We might be able to get, like,

[03:07:28] would you get Meris to follow Pete in Replays?

[03:07:29] And we can watch that, too.

[03:07:30] to chat faker is a little bit less T minus five hours Dantez arrives in T minus two hours

[03:07:38] you're missing great content so you obviously got pounds I'm guessing that like yeah we have we

[03:07:41] have the full MSI perms and everything like it's going to be generational like that we're going to

[03:07:47] watch faker live in the flat I swear to god have you never have you never watched faker no

[03:07:54] Never. Damn.

[03:07:56] That's crazy.

[03:07:57] Jinxie, what is your jerk mate earnings?

[03:08:00] Uh, just ban Adrian.

[03:08:01] I'm not going to do this like bullshit.

[03:08:03] What the fuck, bro?

[03:08:05] Why do people order foods in my house?

[03:08:07] It's just actually annoying.

[03:08:08] You're right.

[03:08:10] Whatever.

[03:08:12] Bro, I don't get it.

[03:08:13] Bro, I actually don't get it.

[03:08:15] What is the right word?

[03:08:17] Bro, they ordered Korean beef from Air One,

[03:08:20] buffalo cauliflower, and broccoli.

[03:08:22] This shit is like.

[03:08:23] That's your favorite, how do they know?

[03:08:25] No, but that's what I'm saying, it's like I'm just trying to chill.

[03:08:29] Yeah.

[03:08:29] I'm actually just trying to chill, bro, like I can't chill.

[03:08:31] So Ron, what date is this whole six-pack thing happening, though?

[03:08:35] What does this have to do with you?

[03:08:37] Yo, you're just a hater at the table with dinner or success,

[03:08:40] and you're my waiter, bro.

[03:08:41] That's the thing.

[03:08:42] So just wash your mouth, bro.

[03:08:43] That's not even like that, though, is I feel like it's all right.

[03:08:46] Yo, have you guys seen this clip?

[03:08:48] I know Ozzy has.

[03:08:48] Have you seen this jixie look?

[03:08:49] When acting like Tommy plays competitive.

[03:08:52] I know Ozzy has.

[03:08:53] This is a screen chair. Are you in it? Yeah?

[03:09:23] Dude, I can't show his name above it!

[03:09:28] Bro, when Wes used to be good, man.

[03:09:32] Oh, no.

[03:09:32] Okay, this is the fucking one!

[03:09:34] You just did it, yeah.

[03:09:35] This is the acting like zombie right here.

[03:09:39] Where is he going?

[03:09:40] Fuck, bro.

[03:09:43] I'm- Oh, fucking-

[03:09:44] Oh my god, I was in this fucking store, dude!

[03:09:47] What am I doing, dude?

[03:09:50] I don't remember this one.

[03:09:51] I hope I don't get like some just like horrible moment at the program I would buy just get shit

[03:10:07] on and leave bro dude I was when I was on high ground I was shitting my pants I was just

[03:10:12] falling and dying yeah no I was shitting on people bro who remembers that I shat on

[03:10:17] Nick 830 bro fucking sorry I mean okay that's why you play with ritual

[03:10:23] I was ritual GC I swear you'll have way more fun I'm not gonna lie your chance of

[03:10:27] winning is very low that's all kids of ritual that's just because if we're gonna

[03:10:29] have teams like fucking pain facts and click somebody shit like I think just now

[03:10:32] I'm not like that is actually broken you really think they're gonna do that

[03:10:35] that's like so unfair almost definitely go to that yeah I think I'll do it

[03:10:39] I think I was only chance that not to happen if you would have said that

[03:10:42] but that's it well it depends because I didn't think they thought I don't

[03:10:45] They thought that people like JC would come I think they were keeping it to life like creators

[03:10:49] I was expecting to be like like Zemi and then like you guys like like Lacey run and show like the craze

[03:10:54] We're all gonna be pretty good. I thought so the facts wouldn't be that O.P.

[03:10:56] Not fancy, but like now there's other people coming now. It's a bit like

[03:11:10] We can rerun that he still wouldn't get a kill. No, I'm gonna I'm not ever rerunning that it's just a jubilation

[03:11:15] Like that's all I actually wonder if you get even you can win if I give you a 999 kill lid

[03:11:20] Yeah, you just get bored and be a dickhead. You need bored. Oh, yeah

[03:11:25] Okay, awesome real shit. Oh, Jesus if you play at some point obviously my thought I want to just jump in one game with you

[03:11:30] I just explain some shit because there is so much you could be so much better with like

[03:11:36] Man man, okay

[03:11:38] You let me know okay

[03:11:41] Run teacher you just insult me

[03:11:45] Teacher ever actually bro you just insult me the whole time and then berate me and then say what do you even do bro?

[03:11:53] Fuck you. That's what a good teacher does bro a good teacher calls out someone's insecurities and problems

[03:12:00] Yo dad thing to the rate. W dad

[03:12:03] I do want it. I want to hit that. Okay, so how did you go playing with Venom then?

[03:12:09] That was just kept saying the n word every five seconds and just basically blamed me for his deaths and whatnot

[03:12:16] Okay, so the outside the n-word part though. I feel like this sounds pretty much the same as what you're saying to Jinxie

[03:12:20] Yeah

[03:12:23] Jinxie's incapable of a lot though

[03:12:25] Like

[03:12:28] Have you seen him play for it? I have that's why I want to help him because I feel like there's just some stuff

[03:12:32] There'd be so much easier if he just like understood and like someone explained it to him

[03:12:35] And then he's playing with fucking poyo and rap and just running off of them

[03:12:38] Which is what happens when anyone plays with price to that shit fucking happens. I was

[03:12:42] Yeah, you were dead. Yeah, well, I'm just like yo guys wait up yo guys wait up for 10 minutes

[03:12:49] Like I didn't even I will never in a million years play for now with Jinx you again if we play a blue good

[03:12:54] I'll let you know that god damn

[03:12:57] Fucking damn, bro. Yeah, that was a big cry. That was great. I kind of like that

[03:13:01] But like I feel like Brugan is that there man Brugan any gas up enough these days like Brugan does not get off depends on who

[03:13:08] Boota Booga want a friggin world cup, bro like no one can really say shit

[03:13:14] Okay, do you know how impressive is what coming was to DC? I need a glazed boogie here for a second, bro

[03:13:18] It was a solo double dude solos tournament had almost double the points of second kids piss me the fuck off when they say World Cup is Mickey

[03:13:26] Dude, that is not only one of the most impressive performances in Fortnite eSports history like eSports history in general

[03:13:32] It's a solo tournament for that prize pool almost double the points of second is fucking crazy

[03:13:38] items and shit, but that was crazy

[03:13:40] I think what made him win is like he just was like so unbelievably confident. He wasn't nervous at all

[03:13:47] Yeah, no

[03:13:50] This is me off the lucky zones were even that lucky, bro

[03:13:52] He already won when he started in the lucky zones. He got a few hop-hats. I'll give you that

[03:13:56] Really well, but man boogers win isn't what I'm Mickey guys. You can't keep like bro. You gotta realize like

[03:14:03] Boogal won the craziest fucking like event

[03:14:06] I would say ever like a three million dollar prize pool for a solo. That's kind of nuts

[03:14:10] Well, but anyone can call it to like it was open to anyone who just could play from home

[03:14:13] Like if you were good enough, you made it

[03:14:15] There was no, like, you didn't have to be on a team,

[03:14:16] you didn't have to get a fucking visa, like, just play.

[03:14:18] That's crazy.

[03:14:19] No, that wasn't the coolest shit.

[03:14:20] I don't know why Fortnite never,

[03:14:21] I mean, I know what they didn't redo

[03:14:22] because it was just a waste of money.

[03:14:24] I heard they weren't even comfortable.

[03:14:25] What in the next, we were probably

[03:14:27] gonna have you fucking make straight off though.

[03:14:29] No, but the thing is, James, I heard, I heard.

[03:14:31] It's just like, that was generational, bro.

[03:14:34] That was the best thing ever.

[03:14:36] For me, that was the most,

[03:14:37] I was the little ass kid in my grandma's house

[03:14:40] watching the Fortnite World Cup.

[03:14:42] Even if you lose money long term, you probably make money because there's so much interest in the game those interest people play the game and buy skins.

[03:14:51] Everything doesn't have to be about short term profit, bro.

[03:14:54] Like, you can just put on a great event and then probably end up making profit or whatever.

[03:15:00] You just jump on the right back.

[03:15:01] Jason, what are you talking about? You're a little off skin. You were 18.

[03:15:06] Okay, you're right.

[03:15:07] I was 18 at my grandma's house watching Booga though.

[03:15:09] Like, I was on my grandma's MacBook.

[03:15:11] Thank you

[03:15:15] If the next season didn't suck they would have got more of the return on it because it would have like

[03:15:20] Everyone quick right, right. Yeah, but hot take though the next season like it was fun. It was fun

[03:15:26] It was bullshit, but it was fun. Well competitive back then just felt good. I don't know how to describe it

[03:15:32] Like we all complained, but it was just peak. It was peak

[03:15:35] I was it was just because like everyone was on fun hours type of shit, but the max was that bad

[03:15:38] I'll say that about any other season except for the next row. They were that bad

[03:15:41] That shit was wild

[03:15:44] I mean brah I wish they would do another world cup I'm not kidding cuz brah I'm not gonna explain it

[03:15:48] Like he died damn he's having a rough day

[03:15:52] Yeah, it's it's never coming home y'all

[03:15:56] It's it's never coming home

[03:16:00] It's never coming home bro

[03:16:03] It's never coming home. I mean bro

[03:16:06] Drawing Ghana is one thing if these blokes if these motherfucking if these cheeky fucking blokes draw Panama, it's over bro

[03:16:18] Bro, are we dead ass?

[03:16:20] It's never coming home, bro. I mean, I'm sure they're gonna score or whatever, but why is this even a game?

[03:16:27] Let's actually look at England's group. Let's see what happens if they draw. Let's see what happens England World Cup group

[03:16:36] Hold on a minute.

[03:16:44] Croatia tops the group.

[03:16:45] Now they're still going to call.

[03:16:50] They're still fine because Ghana would need to beat Croatia.

[03:16:56] Now okay, if Ghana beats Croatia somehow and Panama beats England, England will drop the

[03:17:04] third.

[03:17:05] But I think they'll still make it because they'll have five points. So the England's gonna make it regardless. They're fine

[03:17:15] Was like it was like a Colby pasta shit

[03:17:18] He got fun for it, and then he called but they proceeded to call them a whole box

[03:17:22] How old are you?

[03:17:25] Yeah, I mean Donald mustered low keys, right? He's just sold his shares and just fucking

[03:17:30] He works on the he works on the Avengers now, man. He's with the Russo brothers now

[03:17:33] Yeah, that's what he does now like you're like the next Avengers

[03:17:37] He will be like he's been working on it and that's crazy because he knows who I am

[03:17:40] Is your spot on my tweets because I shit on them and now he's with the Avengers

[03:17:45] He ended up winning that trace. Yeah. Oh shit

[03:17:52] I would be only pro I think he responded to remember chat

[03:17:55] It was like there's one singular tweet and I was like the only one he ever responded to it was like I think I

[03:18:01] I I commented saying like Donald I had a dream that like me and you were in a meeting together

[03:18:08] And you and you were like giving me I found it

[03:18:11] Wait, I've also just found a place. I found a click sweet the click so down bad

[03:18:16] I I'm so down bad

[03:18:18] I told a girl to come over when she came my slip laxatives into her drink when she went to the bathroom

[03:18:23] I made sure to clog the toilet so her shit would stay I eat that toilet every day

[03:18:29] Why is this even a tweet?

[03:18:31] That's not me, it's just like some poppy pasta dump shit.

[03:18:35] Like, fuck.

[03:18:36] It wasn't even about Epic or Dota Monster.

[03:18:38] Okay, I'm gonna be that guy.

[03:18:39] I feel like getting your creative code taken away from that is actually insane.

[03:18:42] It's fucking disgusting and stupid as shit and like you should be smarter.

[03:18:45] But like, it wasn't even about Epic.

[03:18:47] It was just a fucking terrible, terrible, stupid tweet.

[03:18:50] This is bad.

[03:18:51] How old was Kofi?

[03:18:52] Wait, I found the tweet.

[03:18:53] I found the tweet.

[03:18:54] I found the tweet.

[03:18:55] I had a dream about the new season where me and you were in person talking about everything

[03:18:58] me things that nobody knew and I was begging you to follow me you said no

[03:19:01] because it's a bad look but now I feel bad cuz I don't know if you hate me he

[03:19:04] responded with come hang out we can talk about everything as long as you keep

[03:19:08] quiet okay what do you say okay what is what is Donald dude like bro that's

[03:19:17] what did you say I said what the fuck up fall back now

[03:19:28] Let's get on some good terms. This is my public apology for just ending chatter through beginning new friendship with us

[03:19:32] And then he never fall

[03:19:35] I'm not gonna lie that reply though

[03:19:37] I feel like his PR team should looked over that that like it's not bad

[03:19:39] But like you could look at that and it'd be very bad wait

[03:19:42] So did Donald mustered it like develop the game or did he invest?

[03:19:45] He was like

[03:19:46] He was a query guy

[03:19:47] He was a creative director, but like these fuckers like Ron would blame him when they didn't get zones in competitive like that

[03:19:52] I hate to do with him, like, he got blamed for everything when I had nothing to do with him.

[03:19:56] But he is the reason why we had the mechs, because it was part of the story last they couldn't get rid of it.

[03:20:00] So that's why everyone started hating on Dole instead.

[03:20:02] Bellingham scored.

[03:20:03] Alright, nevermind, Chai, it's coming home.

[03:20:06] It comes up with the ideas.

[03:20:09] Poor guy, bro. Like, I feel like...

[03:20:11] I lowkey ruined his name for the competitive mean clicks, but we would just blame him for everything.

[03:20:15] You guys would, yeah, no, you'd definitely would. No, 100%.

[03:20:18] who's the owner of Tim Sweeney's hat? Tim Sweeney like every games is privately owned and Tim Sweeney is the owner. He still is the owner.

[03:20:23] How much money does someone like Tim Sweeney need?

[03:20:25] So does Tim Sweeney like shit gold or something?

[03:20:27] Yes, yes he does. How much does Tim Sweeney worth? Tim Sweeney is worth...

[03:20:33] 5.1 billion dollars.

[03:20:35] What the fuck?

[03:20:37] It's between 7 to 10 was the peak depending on Epic's valuation. It's between 5 and 10 billion dollars. How much Tim Sweeney's worth, yes.

[03:20:45] Your zone's a lot of land. Yeah, he's bought a shit ton of land for like that. I was like for conservation

[03:20:49] But did I motherfucking took I would have fuck fuck that I would have bought a car

[03:20:54] I would have went to this strip club. I wouldn't bro. Wait. I would have

[03:21:00] What's the car you was the SVJ right how close do you get in that come on?

[03:21:03] You got to be making your way towards it. Don't close me. Just had a conversation off stream

[03:21:07] He's like, when are you gonna get that car dude?

[03:21:10] But we didn't have conversation about that

[03:21:12] It's not going to happen, bro.

[03:21:14] It's too much money.

[03:21:15] No, I think it's okay.

[03:21:16] I didn't rent it.

[03:21:17] Bro, what's the exact card you want?

[03:21:19] Bro, Lamborghini vids the RSVJ Roadster.

[03:21:22] I've wanted that since 20.

[03:21:24] I think it was when it got announced.

[03:21:25] Which I remember is that when I had 2023 when I was fat and depressed and sitting

[03:21:28] in my room when I heard one outside of my apartment, classic.

[03:21:32] Probably honest with you, bro, there's no world where I'm spending that much money

[03:21:36] on a car, bro.

[03:21:37] I'd rather give back to charity and donate to people who need it more than me.

[03:21:42] the event or SVJ Roadster price.

[03:21:47] Yeah, how much are they?

[03:21:49] They're like 1.5 million now.

[03:21:50] Damn, when you say now they've gone up,

[03:21:53] you could have like invested?

[03:21:54] Oh yeah, no, all these markets are manipulating it.

[03:21:55] They're doing it to every car nowadays.

[03:21:57] Did you know the, I think there's like a statistic now

[03:21:59] that the newest cars nowadays,

[03:22:01] like the entry level is like 50 grand almost.

[03:22:04] Yeah.

[03:22:05] Yeah, it's like actually disgusting

[03:22:06] what the world's coming to, man.

[03:22:07] I think I'm gonna run for president and get rid of taxes.

[03:22:10] Bro, you crazy, what do you drive?

[03:22:12] I don't really drive bro to be honest. I've driven really I've driven a car

[03:22:19] Five times in the last four years

[03:22:23] Wow, yeah, that's actually crazy. You just don't go anywhere. It's all the people drive like you just go a family

[03:22:28] It's your eyes. I just go with like family and shit

[03:22:31] Yeah, yeah, you know why bro, you know why Aussie but when I got to this news house

[03:22:36] Bro for private drivers sitting in all fucking Rolls-Royce Cullinans, and I'm like bro

[03:22:40] What the fuck and I was like these theirs. He's like no, they're mine. I paid them off

[03:22:44] I'm sitting there, but this guy has a fucking like the plate. He's like the president, bro

[03:22:48] Like he's like running around the city with five drivers

[03:22:51] I'm like, why do you need five colonants all the same color with five drivers and he's like bro

[03:22:55] Just in case one of my ops sees me. They don't know what car I'm in like, bro. You don't have

[03:22:59] Oh my god, okay, I'm gonna close on that JC. You give me vibes of like you bought your dad a nice truck

[03:23:12] No

[03:23:18] You know here's the thing about jing see oh here we go

[03:23:21] It's it's not it's not it's not his dad's all right. He did it for a YouTube video

[03:23:26] I take this whole thing that he runs it. It's like it's weird. It's like a weird gimmick, bro

[03:23:36] I don't want to expand I don't want to go into legal with you bro. Oh, yeah

[03:23:43] Rented my data Porsche for a YouTube video that's a wrong thing when the Porsche is literally in that garage a hundred feet away

[03:23:50] Here wait isn't I support the wrongs is that why he's jealous

[03:23:57] Rob's Porsche is like a fucking horse is not

[03:24:08] Your dad would like anything because he didn't get the car bro you fucking scammer bro

[03:24:12] I

[03:24:14] Think it's a didn't buy it. I was like, whoa fucking one show goddamn again. I mean

[03:24:20] Like with all the customizations and shit

[03:24:24] It's gonna be like two three hundred more than three hundred

[03:24:27] We brought you spent. Oh, no, I haven't spent on top of that. No, not on top of that

[03:24:34] Poisons are expensive fuck. No, the car is 400. Holy fuck. Really? These are my god's and shit

[03:24:40] Wait what?

[03:24:43] Yeah, bro, the thing is before I did that I did not know I made sure I retired my mom Bob my mom a crib

[03:24:49] Charity you know

[03:24:53] Hey, you need to have that money like in cash that's your role like you have to have it like fucking liquid to then you have it like three times

[03:24:58] That's my role

[03:25:02] You need to have four and a half mill just liquid before you're then by the SPJ

[03:25:06] I was wrong football's coming home. That's football's coming home

[03:25:11] Wait what?

[03:25:13] Wait is it? England man?

[03:25:15] Literally five minutes ago

[03:25:17] They were drawing Panama and I said football's not coming home and then five minutes later

[03:25:22] Balagham scored and Kane scored. I mean they have a good ass team. It should be closely coming home

[03:25:29] I don't know how the fuck like England like you got a good ass team on paper. I

[03:25:33] Don't know. I don't know. I don't think anyone can understand it honestly

[03:25:36] The Holland score, bro Holland is a Norwegian player, bro

[03:25:41] Yes, and he didn't even play it. Hey, hey, don't let him give it to the next person, bro

[03:25:44] I don't want to hear you talk right now. I'm gonna watch this end game

[03:25:47] Come on, Lacey

[03:25:48] He actually was kind of moving that last game like that would if he had one more pump

[03:25:52] He would have actually all the refreshment would be sick no last game. Sorry the one before

[03:26:00] Wait, Jinxie that game that we're going to who's gonna end up playing

[03:26:06] The most likely England Brazil that's gonna be a good game and wait you guys are streaming on some show. He's going to enjoy it

[03:26:13] Yeah, it's gonna be a great game. Yeah, that's crazy England Brazil

[03:26:18] I'm being really good game

[03:26:20] That's like as good as the game is like

[03:26:23] I'm out of her statter. Yo, who's gonna win this Ozzy. Can you tell me?

[03:26:27] I think fuck you explain. I think a close gonna win this

[03:26:29] I want it.

[03:26:31] Wait, so, explain this crystal.

[03:26:33] How does this work? Is this better than invulses?

[03:26:35] Well, it's not, okay, you pop it, and then it gives you and anyone around you three, like, jump charges.

[03:26:39] Imagine, like, the effects you get when you throw a shotgun down, you have to throw it, you just jump.

[03:26:42] You can't shoot properly after those problems.

[03:26:44] You can't shoot straight away, so you can't just explode the builds and pump someone, but it is pretty crazy.

[03:26:48] I think it's just easier. I don't think it's better necessarily.

[03:26:51] Oh, shit.

[03:26:52] Oh, no.

[03:26:53] Oh, wait, Lazy, off the right way.

[03:26:54] Wait, Lazy.

[03:26:55] Wait, double right hands? Cool, Lazy?

[03:26:56] Rez?

[03:26:57] Go back, Lazy, go back.

[03:26:58] Oh no, oh no, oh no, not even Lace's fault though, damn, damn not even Lace's fault, all right let's see what Virgo is doing, oh Virgo bolts, okay you're going to hear French here so this is Nikolf the guy who runs the fortnight gentlemaze division watching Virgo who they signed so if you're wondering why you're hearing French that's why.

[03:27:22] That's why.

[03:27:23] We will.

[03:27:24] We will.

[03:27:25] Okay.

[03:27:26] I'm going to teach you that the four-night phrase is hololo and it's time to do something

[03:27:29] good.

[03:27:30] Oh, hololo.

[03:27:31] Oh, hololo.

[03:27:32] Oh, hololo.

[03:27:33] It means like, it's like crazy.

[03:27:34] Like, hololo, magnifique.

[03:27:35] That's what they all say.

[03:27:36] And then when they die, it's dommage, which is like bad luck.

[03:27:38] There was a...

[03:27:39] Dude, I...

[03:27:40] That was so fucking old-time, bro.

[03:27:41] I've learned French.

[03:27:42] I've learned French for these guys.

[03:27:43] It was a French player in Siege named Shiko and his game attack for like eight

[03:27:47] years was Shiko, hololo, hololo.

[03:27:49] There you go, exactly.

[03:27:51] No, no, no, so they all do and they gasp a lot though. They're like gasp a lot. It's weird. It's kind of cool

[03:27:56] And he sounds like weird. I love the Frenchies

[03:28:01] Nick officer class dude, so he was a really good pro back in the day. JC. Yeah

[03:28:08] Yeah, chapter two he was like one of the best players and now he's

[03:28:14] Shit it was human with the human sky it human sky

[03:28:17] I think this is before I used to watch a you, but I'm pretty sure

[03:28:22] They wouldn't he's gonna say I'll put any man money on it. Oh, oh

[03:28:40] Good stand up to watch NA though, I'm actually super happy

[03:28:42] I'm happy to stay on to watch burger cuz like that's latest fucking away

[03:28:49] It's down to get laid wait Pete's like yeah, Pete is literally dead. What is this?

[03:28:55] Oh

[03:28:58] This pizza's like China like I he's there's no word where he doesn't let a lacy this in now

[03:29:12] I feel like that's going to heal Dante's before they see Dante's that's just there's just no way they don't

[03:29:19] Well guys, can you please stop spamming to try every item at Cain's I don't care to do that like I really don't care to do that

[03:29:28] Just not really spamming that every items okay, okay doesn't can't really have like four items not the whole point of Cain's

[03:29:33] It's like this

[03:29:35] The same thing asking they're asking me word for word this message

[03:29:38] Yo Ron, new viewer here, first time chat, just wanna say bro you look good but I think you should try the new Keynes menu, the whole thing would be a good go.

[03:29:46] If you want you could also invite your friend Laze, the cameraman, to eat on stream too so you can have more than one order.

[03:29:52] KDiak Combo.

[03:29:54] Alright, yo if they get the fake message bro, like it's actually like what the fuck?

[03:29:58] Are you just gonna read fake messages, you like give like a whole back story, like a plot line and shit, this is crazy.

[03:30:03] Bro, I got another viewer through the Kaniyia Combo challenge, like, bro, this is just getting

[03:30:10] cringed now.

[03:30:11] But look, can you try the box combo, the three finger combo, the Kaniyia combo and the sandwich

[03:30:14] combo?

[03:30:15] Look at this shit, bro.

[03:30:16] Like, this is like...

[03:30:17] Okay, my chat is saying it's only 2000 calories though.

[03:30:20] You got that.

[03:30:21] So my chat's getting on board too.

[03:30:22] I think we all want to see you do that.

[03:30:23] I'm saying, bro.

[03:30:24] So you would have a six pack if it wasn't for your chat, is what you're saying?

[03:30:28] Oh, 1000%.

[03:30:29] 10,000%.

[03:30:30] say they're the reason you know I wouldn't eat at all like bullshit but

[03:30:36] they suppresses I was in Lacey's room he had talk about no like bro try try his

[03:30:40] food try his that damn that looks good yo you should try that I'm just like what

[03:30:46] am I gonna do not entertain the viewers yes because you care about the

[03:30:50] viewers that's why you don't have a seat back you know I mean you were mad

[03:30:53] in when you were born out like back in the day when I was like every fucking

[03:30:57] Like how old were you when you won spot FSCS?

[03:31:01] I don't know.

[03:31:01] Ever to 517?

[03:31:03] I don't know, chat, how old was I?

[03:31:05] I think it was 17.

[03:31:06] 16 or 17.

[03:31:07] I feel like every 16 or 17 year old guy is just thin as fuck.

[03:31:09] Just without trying.

[03:31:10] The worst part.

[03:31:12] Yeah, I was like 17, but...

[03:31:13] You're looking crazy bad.

[03:31:14] You could eat like crazy shit and still be thin as that.

[03:31:20] So this is the guy who's splitting

[03:31:22] uh, Harba with Lacy right.

[03:31:23] This is the guy who's dropping next to Lacy.

[03:31:25] I

[03:31:32] Don't know right that's up. Yeah. Oh my god

[03:31:41] He does like the clone thing and then he dashes and then his arm knocks you up when he spins

[03:31:47] Hi, what's his Q?

[03:31:51] Actually, you know, what is the conch's Q?

[03:31:53] It's like, it's like Jackson's Q, it's like an empowered hit.

[03:31:55] It gives him my energy.

[03:31:57] Look at you go, you're learning, okay?

[03:31:59] You're ready for silver, bro. I think you're ready for silver.

[03:32:01] Hi, I'm coming.

[03:32:03] Yo, I'm not playing with Cowell, just for banning people telling me to eat food, bro.

[03:32:06] Like, I'm not trying to eat food.

[03:32:09] Dude, this is so messy at the end. This is crazy.

[03:32:12] Did you think you'd be having those people in your channel? No.

[03:32:15] Having what people in my chat room

[03:32:20] No, my chat just helped me to drink. I don't really know why

[03:32:33] The thing about Jinx is the thing about Jinx is he goes bro Aussie do not mention drinking around Jinx

[03:32:39] He gets aggressive like I'm not getting

[03:32:42] Like no, that's bad. So it's like has loose come back in or is it like

[03:32:48] And I just want to hug you

[03:32:50] Literally the reason like that old stream made me realize so much about myself chat like I'm a dick when I'm drunk, bro

[03:32:58] Chat because of love, you know even a dick. You're a monster

[03:33:04] But like I was my mom texted me that she was scared bro. She's a hidden

[03:33:08] I was like, oh mom. I'm sorry your mom is scared of me. Okay. Yeah

[03:33:15] Yeah, yeah, my mom my mom likes it you see if that helps I was pretty much

[03:33:20] Thank you Aussies mom

[03:33:22] But she did shoot in a very weird time the other day

[03:33:24] I kind of what you're doing until the day, but it was definitely I was in a weird a conversation

[03:33:27] Wait, I'll be right back guys. Yo, it was no is you actually yes. Yes. No my mom the way chat. When was it chat?

[03:33:33] that Dantez is on a plane right now, like let that sink in. Do you think anybody in that

[03:33:42] plane knows there's the best hack from NA in that plane? Do you think anyone on that plane

[03:33:49] knows they're rubbing elbows with a Challenger? Chad, you guys want to know something crazy?

[03:33:55] more likely to meet a billionaire than a League of Legends challenger. Is that not insane?

[03:34:06] How many billionaires are there? Because reason one, there's 300 challengers, but reason two,

[03:34:15] challengers don't leave their house. Oh, Chad, I'm wrong. I'm wrong. There are approximately

[03:34:21] 3 to 3400 billionaires, chat.

[03:34:24] 3,000 to 3400 billionaires.

[03:34:26] How many challengers are there in League of Legends?

[03:34:31] Two us.

[03:34:32] What is that noise?

[03:34:36] There are 50 to 300,

[03:34:37] depending on the region's population.

[03:34:39] How many challengers are on the League, worldwide?

[03:34:42] Chat, wait for this, wait for this.

[03:34:46] They're approximately, well, it's about the same.

[03:34:49] Okay, so chat.

[03:34:49] Worldwide, you're more likely to meet a fucking...

[03:34:55] Worldwide, you have the same likelihood

[03:34:57] of meeting a challenger than you do

[03:34:59] of meeting a billionaire.

[03:35:01] Is that not insane?

[03:35:04] What is Dantez's ETA?

[03:35:07] I don't even know, bro.

[03:35:08] He said he might be late, I don't know.

[03:35:10] Dantez is gonna be, as soon as he gets here,

[03:35:12] I'm just gonna stream with Dantez.

[03:35:15] And then we're gonna watch Faker.

[03:35:17] His set up's ready to go, bro.

[03:35:18] in the bathroom. How many FNCS winners are there? Wait, let's actually see that's a good question.

[03:35:29] How many FNCS winners are there? Why does Lisa randomly worldwide?

[03:35:36] What are these noises do across 29 fncs events there are I mean how do you know you're

[03:36:06] You're so nervous about meeting Dantes.

[03:36:09] Yeah, yeah, it is.

[03:36:11] Because bro, the thing is, Dantes is deranged, bro.

[03:36:14] Like I don't know what's gonna happen.

[03:36:16] Dantes is deranged.

[03:36:18] Ron is cute, okay?

[03:36:20] Ron is a petite young man, right?

[03:36:22] Dantes is a big masculine deranged man, bro.

[03:36:26] Chad, let's ask Bernard what's the rarest rank in the world of any game ever?

[03:36:40] Actually, yeah.

[03:36:42] Yo, Bernard, out of every competitive video game in the world, what's the hardest rank

[03:36:47] to achieve?

[03:36:48] If we're talking about competitive multiplayer games as a whole, the top rank is always

[03:36:54] the hardest to achieve. Whether it's radiant, invalorant, challenger in League of Legends

[03:36:58] or global elite in CSGO. But among all games, that ultimate top tier is always reserved for

[03:37:04] a tiny fraction of players. It's that peak rank where skill, dedication and consistency

[03:37:09] all have to align.

[03:37:11] So Bernard, out of every competitive video game though, what's the hardest one to reach

[03:37:16] the top rank in? Like what's the hardest one?

[03:37:21] It's tough to crown a single hardest game, since difficulty depends on the player base

[03:37:26] structure and depth.

[03:37:28] That said, games like Starcraft 2 are legendary for their intense mechanical skill requirements.

[03:37:33] Okay, Bernard, the thing is though, I'm not 47.

[03:37:37] Fair point.

[03:37:39] Starcraft might feel like ancient history if you're not into that old school grind.

[03:37:43] Honestly, whatever game you play competitively, that top rank always feels like Mount Everest.

[03:37:48] Hey, I know you're the type to climb it anyway Bernard

[03:37:52] what

[03:37:54] Game with the highest rank has the least players what game yeah released in 2013, bro. Like what I was 10

[03:38:04] What game Bernard has the highest?

[03:38:07] Like what what game has the least guys that are question out of every video game

[03:38:14] Which game with the highest rank has the least players in it?

[03:38:18] I get you now. One of the prime contenders is something like Go on platforms such as

[03:38:26] OGS. The top rank, 9-dan, has only a tiny elite handful of players worldwide. It's centuries

[03:38:33] old, but trust me, those top ranks are sparsely populated if you ever want a brain-bending

[03:38:38] climb.

[03:38:40] Bernard.

[03:38:42] Bernard, um, yeah, I know it's a bit of a curveball answer, but hey, you asked, but where the top rec is super rare and I'm here to keep it real. Yeah, but also the game is rare. Like Bernard, you don't understand what I'm saying, bro.

[03:38:56] like Bernard if I go to a fucking party are the boys gonna be playing go or less you

[03:39:07] Probably not okay in terms of games Bernard

[03:39:12] Like in terms of popular competitive games. What is the hardest one?

[03:39:19] Got it. You mean the mainstream

[03:39:21] Competitive titles that everyone actually talks about among the big names hitting something like challenger in League of Legends or radiant in Valorant

[03:39:29] Is notoriously brutal bro snuck in radiant? How many radiance are there in Valorant?

[03:39:37] The number of radium players in Valorant is capped at around the top 500 players per region

[03:39:42] So it's a super X how many how many are in challenger per region?

[03:39:47] In League of Legends, Challenger is also extremely limited. Typically, each region only has about 300

[03:39:56] Challenger spots at any given time. So yeah, just like Radiant, it's that tiny top slice of the

[03:40:02] competitive pyramid. Wait, so Bernard, how many SSLs are there in Rocket League every season,

[03:40:08] and how many challengers are there in League every season?

[03:40:10] In Rocket League, the Supersonic Legend rank is typically a tiny fraction, often less than

[03:40:17] the top 0.1% of players, but the exact number varies by season and region.

[03:40:23] As for League of Legends, Challenger is a fixed number, usually around 300 players per region.

[03:40:28] So both are exclusive, but Challenger is a set elite while Supersonic Legend fluctuates

[03:40:33] with the player base size.

[03:40:36] How many SSLs were there in Rocket League last season?

[03:40:40] In Rocket League, the supersonic legend rank is extremely rare.

[03:40:49] Recent data shows it's around the top 0.01% of players, with numbers sometimes estimated

[03:40:55] between 0.01 to 0.2%.

[03:40:58] In some datasets, that's only a few hundred players.

[03:41:01] In other words, it's one of the rarest top ranks in a competitive game.

[03:41:05] Uh Bernard I actually think you're like the stupidest person ever like I don't I asked the same question

[03:41:13] Reworded it 15 times and got nowhere all I learned was osu go

[03:41:24] Oh

[03:41:27] Welcome back. We're back. So we have no one likes coleslaw. Sorry. That's my bad

[03:41:30] I've already told that with you, you know, nice coleslaw.

[03:41:33] Bro, the thing about coleslaw is it just sounds disgusting.

[03:41:37] You want me to eat coleslaw?

[03:41:39] It sounds gross.

[03:41:40] Yeah, it's just fucking gross.

[03:41:42] What were you debating with your dad, JC?

[03:41:44] I know you must be debating something.

[03:41:45] It's every time you're deaf and you're debating something.

[03:41:47] Free something about football.

[03:41:48] No.

[03:41:50] I was basically saying, out of every major competitive game, what game is the hardest

[03:41:57] to hit the highest rank in and Bernard said Starcraft 2 and then I said okay but I'm not

[03:42:04] 47 and then Bernard said OSU Go has no like no nobody in the highest rank but I was like

[03:42:11] Bernard has to be a popular game and then he said League of Legends and Radiant.

[03:42:16] I don't think it's Radiant.

[03:42:18] I think Rocket League.

[03:42:19] I think Rocket League or League.

[03:42:20] I think it's Radiant or SSL.

[03:42:23] No Radiant.

[03:42:24] I think it's Champs.

[03:42:25] Sorry.

[03:42:26] jerk man that's a good one chat. Wait okay how hot is how hot is rainbow let's

[03:42:30] talk let's talk a game to me how hot is rainbow so great PC no. Well now it's

[03:42:34] harder but it used to dude they were giving out champion for like eight

[03:42:38] years bro like no one even cares if you're a champ that's like. Like to put it in a

[03:42:42] perspective Ozzy like JC like JC wasn't even like top 100 with something

[03:42:47] like on console so it's like and he was a champion. This is false but

[03:42:52] besides point, um, in Siege, like you can go to a bar and you'll run into an R6 champion,

[03:42:58] bro.

[03:42:59] Like it doesn't, it's, they gave that, they ruined that one.

[03:43:03] We think SSL?

[03:43:04] I think SSL is way harder than champ, way harder.

[03:43:08] I think SSL might be up there, it's one of the popular games I think that might

[03:43:11] be up there.

[03:43:12] Cause you can't really get carried either.

[03:43:13] Like there's no way to get carried in there.

[03:43:15] If I wanted to get SSL though, like how realistic could I, could I get there?

[03:43:21] Thousands of hours, I swear at least.

[03:43:23] No, Ron, not even close.

[03:43:25] Bro, here's the other thing.

[03:43:27] Why do you just like hate on me, bro?

[03:43:29] Like, you just think I'm hate?

[03:43:31] There's like a thousand SSLs in the world, bro.

[03:43:33] What do you mean?

[03:43:35] You're still- Why can't I be one of the thousand?

[03:43:37] Because you'd have to throw away your streaming career

[03:43:39] and play 20 hours a day, which why would you do that?

[03:43:41] So, no, it's not like- You gotta catch up, too, right?

[03:43:43] Like, surely it's even harder now, too,

[03:43:45] because like, Rock League doesn't change anything.

[03:43:47] So if you haven't got the 10,000 hours,

[03:43:49] far behind the curve, but also you can skip some mechanics and catch up. I don't know, but

[03:43:53] Rockley looks fucking hard. Also, what you said is so true because like you could play

[03:43:58] siege with like a four stack of really good players and get carried and go negative in

[03:44:03] a rocket league. If you just can't, you can't get SSL because you're just going to

[03:44:07] stick out like a sore thumb. You're not going to be able to get out of position.

[03:44:10] They'll still like, I don't think like, okay, but you take him Zen, like one V two

[03:44:14] or one V three at SSL. If the answer is no, then like, you know, can't get

[03:44:17] Fuck no Zank and not 1v3 SSL

[03:44:21] Maybe ladies get on we're not any stream until we hit SSN

[03:44:27] Saturday night live whatever SNL bro, whatever it is bro. We're not any

[03:44:32] Second 1v2 like really low tier SSL's but like 1v3

[03:44:37] Consistently like not enough to win enough to get someone else up in rank either

[03:44:40] So yeah, I swear like

[03:44:41] It has to be up there. It has to be one. Wait, what about why are you saying Osu's Osu?

[03:44:45] I didn't know Osu's a competitive game. I thought it was just like a game you play

[03:44:48] It's just crazy hard and because it's dollars to you literally can't get carried. So you guys talk about this game

[03:44:54] Wait, what's like the anime game? Yeah, I was just like we like click the buttons to the timing and it's like

[03:45:01] Yeah, but yes, it's definitely a weird game the fuck is this

[03:45:04] bro is that you watching your screenshift watch this is like a whole community too oh yeah that's

[03:45:10] that guy is popular for sure what's the pop out way what am i doing i want to see some fun

[03:45:16] who is a lakari type of game what does that mean brah i'm probably on the internet i know what

[03:45:22] that means what are you doing brother look but bro i don't i don't even care dude like

[03:45:29] i talked to a wall like league of legends and doad are the hardest games ever and it's not

[03:45:33] It's not even close, bro.

[03:45:34] Like if you haven't played.

[03:45:35] Have you ever played Dodo?

[03:45:36] No, but I've heard it's like considerably harder.

[03:45:39] All these games, 3,000 games of League.

[03:45:42] Yeah, I played a lot of League.

[03:45:43] I guess I guess I could make a League card.

[03:45:45] The shit's not even comparable, dude.

[03:45:47] It's fucking hard.

[03:45:48] I think, what right are you?

[03:45:50] Right now, like I haven't played it.

[03:45:51] I literally go to, I've redownloaded three days ago.

[03:45:53] I've already uninstalled it,

[03:45:54] because that shit was unhealthy.

[03:45:55] I played four games yesterday

[03:45:57] and I actually questioned my sanity

[03:45:58] and like where I'm going with my life.

[03:46:00] I don't get it.

[03:46:01] It's just like bro. It's somehow it is but it's no one likes it no one enjoyed it

[03:46:07] There's not a single buzz having fun on league, but no one likes league

[03:46:10] It's like the biggest game in like Korea Japan China like it's gigantic like it's everyone plays it and Dota

[03:46:18] But um no one likes it. It's just like really competitive and you just know you learn quick that you're an idiot like bro

[03:46:26] There's level 300 run. There's no other game like league, bro. There's it

[03:46:29] I had a level 308 on my team who was iron three. Do you really like that's the only game like that in Siege, bro

[03:46:37] If you're level 700, you literally can't copper unless you're trolling or you're an 85 year old man

[03:46:43] That's it. It's the only way it's possible. It probably wasn't yeah

[03:46:46] I think the only way you could try and argue league top rank is like a slot in your face is if you one trick it like that's the

[03:46:51] I mean the league of first-person they should put in first-person. They should do like an update

[03:46:55] You guys said Osu and I'm sure Osu is really hard, but League just has like what five ten X the player count

[03:47:01] Like it's just gonna be harder. It's gonna be way harder. If you're going

[03:47:05] Also, what is might what is might what is my smile is what you just described

[03:47:09] Smite is the way described. It's like not as popular

[03:47:11] But it's league but it's not first person it's third person, but it's like league

[03:47:14] But like instead of looking it from above you're like playing the character

[03:47:20] You do that I'm gonna check this. I don't need I think the same

[03:47:23] John you're you guys out so chat like what should I watch what should I watch

[03:47:29] what number one god mode looks like should I watch this chat this Marek

[03:47:36] what number one god mode wait so what is he doing chat what is he doing is he

[03:47:51] tapping like what's the what's he trying to do? I don't know what's happening it's

[03:47:59] like geometry dash he's aiming and tapping the circles

[03:48:21] So wait, you're telling me there's e-sports for this?

[03:48:42] But guys, this is just mechanical.

[03:48:44] Like, I know nothing about the game, but is this not just a mechanic?

[03:48:50] I'm gonna be honest, this is literally just mechanics.

[03:48:55] Like there's no game that's harder than League, bro.

[03:48:58] I've said this for a month.

[03:49:01] There's, you could say Dota 2, League and Dota,

[03:49:03] but like it's the, there's nothing, there's nothing.

[03:49:05] It combined, League and Dota combine everything,

[03:49:09] like every element of skill goes into those games.

[03:49:12] Like if you, and if you disagree,

[03:49:13] you've simply just never played them.

[03:49:16] I'm not saying League's the best game,

[03:49:18] I'm sure you should not gonna say that.

[03:49:20] What I'm saying is, in terms of raw competitive skill,

[03:49:24] League of Legends challenges every aspect

[03:49:27] of you as a gamer and human.

[03:49:31] League challenges your fucking emotions.

[03:49:34] It challenges your mechanical skill, your strategical skill,

[03:49:38] how good of a teammate you are,

[03:49:39] how bad of a teammate you are.

[03:49:40] Like it challenges everything.

[03:49:43] It challenges everything, bro.

[03:49:46] I watched, oh, Sue, by the way.

[03:49:49] It's like very mechanical

[03:50:00] What's up, Ron

[03:50:04] Ron

[03:50:05] Ron guy

[03:50:07] Did he get another door hatch?

[03:50:09] You're on what I asked my question. What was your question?

[03:50:12] I already asked it. Look Ron. I'm telling you bro. Oh god the diamonds you videos out. Oh god

[03:50:18] oh wait I actually kind of want to watch that oh my god I'll probably watch

[03:50:24] that just I watched that now I kind of want that run how did you do you're

[03:50:32] gonna all I did the whole time all I did I'm not even kidding because I shit

[03:50:38] talked on was like I did like disabled push-ups bro like I'm literally like

[03:50:44] Like I couldn't I literally was just doing push-ups 99% of the video and doing purpees because I would shit talk on

[03:50:56] Like bro

[03:50:58] Should I go watch that now check

[03:51:01] It just came out a minute ago

[03:51:04] Wait, this is your diamond. It's raw that diamond Jim like this is like

[03:51:09] Christmas morning

[03:51:14] The thing is

[03:51:23] Where is it?

[03:51:26] Yeah, they might have dropped like 10 seconds ago

[03:51:29] I'm watching after the game, Chad this is going to be a good hour of stalling here.

[03:51:40] Is that what you're doing now?

[03:51:41] Just you're in Skull mode until MSI.

[03:51:42] I'm literally just stalling until Dantez gets here.

[03:51:44] I'm trying to prove to my chat that you're going to stalling.

[03:51:47] No that's it.

[03:51:48] Now you're doing good, you're doing good.

[03:51:49] I was about to say I was trying to tell you to run earlier, I want your chat to

[03:51:51] know.

[03:51:52] So okay, GZ, how likely are you to watch EWZ finals tomorrow?

[03:51:55] So I'm not like bugging you if you're not going to watch it.

[03:51:57] Do you think it's actually likely?

[03:51:58] Okay, what time does it start? 5 p.m. and clicks isn't fine. He's a

[03:52:02] 5-8-5-8-8 clicks isn't playing but it's got Peter, but it's lost chance to call and it's like gonna broadcast and shit

[03:52:07] So it's like it'll be way more excited than this. That's for sure

[03:52:09] Bro, the thing is you watched the whole video. It just came out. You fucking dick bro Aussie

[03:52:14] The thing is I'm down, but I'm gonna be with that as if he doesn't he doesn't even know how to like build and stuff

[03:52:19] So like what do you even understand what's happening?

[03:52:21] It's more just the high-pass end games and people just fighting each other and shit

[03:52:24] But yeah, maybe it may not as much. I think you enjoyed enough. It's just literally like the cops

[03:52:29] For like three hours if you could break from league probably I don't know. I'll let you know tomorrow

[03:52:34] I'll see either way. Let me let me know

[03:52:36] Like this is like you're watching some fucking CT. No, that's lazy. You're watching any way as do you come finals right now?

[03:52:43] Yeah, I'm gonna do after this game. I'm out of this fucking shot. Yeah, watch it for now right now

[03:52:48] This is like I feel like I'm watching a paint job

[03:52:50] Like oh, that's it. I'm like I'm Jim. No, that's it

[03:52:53] But tomorrow like if you guys are free, you know, easy vials be ten times more entertaining this whether you watch it fucking by yourselves

[03:52:58] Whatever just definitely give it a look. It will be good

[03:53:08] It's gonna be the first time I watch an hour long video and fucking my whole career, bro

[03:53:11] Yeah, I'm gonna watch this

[03:53:13] I'm gonna watch that

[03:53:16] Okay, buddy. So what is deadlock? What is that serious, bro?

[03:53:19] I don't have the attention span for that shit, but I'm gonna figure out a way to do yo, what is deadlock?

[03:53:28] Deadlocked or deadlock

[03:53:33] What the fuck is this oh I've heard of this I think I saw xqc playing this a couple of times it's a valve game

[03:53:41] bro this looks strikingly this looks very strikingly resembling of Marvel

[03:53:54] Rivals in Overwatch it's another respawn game I hate respawn games chat it's a

[03:54:02] MOBA? Wait, it's a MOBA? Ooh. Ooh. What's its steam counter player? Like, how many people

[03:54:13] are playing it?

[03:54:16] It's like a round, same as Siege, but yeah, we're on the subject right now if you're just

[03:54:32] tuning in.

[03:54:33] We're on the subject of what is like the hardest games to play in the world.

[03:54:39] And I'm just saying that nothing can compare to League or Dota because it challenges

[03:54:43] like every aspect of you as a gamer.

[03:54:49] Dude, literally it's like identical to siege.

[03:54:51] See, here's the thing about siege, though.

[03:54:53] Siege is much bigger than this because majority of the people that play siege

[03:54:58] are on Xbox and console and it does not track this.

[03:55:01] So siege is all time peak chat 2.3 years ago.

[03:55:05] Who remembers who remembers 2024 peak siege era?

[03:55:08] I don't think siege will ever be at that point again.

[03:55:11] You never know, though, but probably not.

[03:55:12] unless they do the best updates ever.

[03:55:14] Jack, 2024 was Siege's peak,

[03:55:20] and it had 201,000 on just Steam Charms.

[03:55:24] If you're talking Xbox and PlayStation,

[03:55:27] Siege probably had

[03:55:31] five or 600,000, realistically.

[03:55:34] Deadlock's not even out yet.

[03:55:35] Oh, it's in beta.

[03:55:38] Wait, what do you mean it's in beta?

[03:55:40] It's in beta for 1.8 years.

[03:55:42] Are you guys dead ass?

[03:55:45] It's been in beta for 1.8 years.

[03:55:47] That's kind of crazy, no?

[03:55:51] 200K is low.

[03:55:52] Yeah, but that's why I was just explaining to you

[03:55:54] that 200K is not accurate,

[03:55:57] because majority of the people that play Rainbow Six

[03:55:59] are on console.

[03:56:00] So did you just like blockade everything

[03:56:03] out of what I just said?

[03:56:06] Chad, what games had the highest peak player chart ever?

[03:56:11] What games have the on steam charts counter strike surely

[03:56:15] CS to steam charts surely counter strike

[03:56:21] Okay, but counter strikes

[03:56:23] Counter strike 1.8 million that's insane

[03:56:26] counter strikes player charts are the Mickey because

[03:56:31] Literally 40% of it is cases. I'm just gonna say it bro

[03:56:35] like I was in five minute queue times on fucking unrated it's slightly limicky

[03:56:42] slightly limicky wrong all right right what else and bots yeah I don't know about

[03:56:50] bot farming I can't speak on that chat better watch the diamond Jim video pub

[03:56:55] g people are saying chat we're trying to find what game has the highest steam

[03:57:00] charts peak ever pubg seems pubg peaked at 3.2 million

[03:57:17] four chat four night peaked at fucking 14 million

[03:57:20] I don't think Fortnite is for not even on steam charts because for an epic game

[03:57:29] for night peak player or for that player count right now aura aura four nights all-time peak

[03:57:43] $14.3 million aura.

[03:57:49] Chat about low-key though, if we're being honest,

[03:57:51] it's probably just, well, we already looked, it's Roblox.

[03:57:55] Roblox grow a garden hit $17 million, CCV.

[03:57:59] Roblox player count.

[03:58:01] account. 144 million daily active users, sweet mother of God, sweet mother of God.

[03:58:24] Do you guys realize how insane that is? 144.

[03:58:29] Bro the last Roblox game that I genuinely enjoyed and like Roblox is definitely a younger game like a lot of kids play Roblox

[03:58:37] But bro Roblox squid games was actually peak

[03:58:42] Who remembers when I played that every day for like a month?

[03:58:45] Roblox squid games was actually peak. I'm not gonna that was that game was peak

[03:58:50] Like that game was peak

[03:58:52] But yeah, I think

[03:58:55] Bro, yeah, it's just Roblox chat. It's just Roblox dude

[03:58:59] But I don't know like I just like competitive games. That's just the type of games. I'm like I don't like scary games

[03:59:06] Competitive games everybody's got the thing bro. Some people like story games. So we were like, but I like competitive games, bro

[03:59:12] That's what gets my dick hard joy show me these guys and chat with them. Yeah, I'm back

[03:59:15] I'm not about to go watch Ron's diamond gym video. What's up, Jason?

[03:59:19] Yes, I'm about to go watch the diamond gym video. I'll let you know I'd be WC tomorrow. Me help. Yeah, let me know

[03:59:24] Bro, no pressure. I'm watching either way

[03:59:25] So if you watch it you watch it if not, you know

[03:59:27] I'm just making sure that you know if before not going forward today like this was a shitty arstony

[03:59:31] I don't think this is the standard. Yeah, yeah, enjoy good luck in the the marathon. I will literally be watching tonight

[03:59:36] I'm not even kidding. I'm ending my stream and I'm pulling that shit up

[03:59:39] All right, I'll see man. Catch you. Hey, bro. Good luck

[03:59:43] Chattis time to watch Ron take on the diamond gym, bro

[03:59:48] or today's

[03:59:51] It's time to watch Ron take on the diamond gym I

[03:59:54] I if you're locked type locked if you're locked live you're locked type lock bro

[04:00:03] Video me and all the boys all the way to New Jersey to the diamond gym to try to complete chat. I was actually supposed to go

[04:00:10] for more for more I was supposed to go with Ron

[04:00:16] But I was talking to Ron about it

[04:00:19] Literally after the Minecraft marathon like an hour after in person Ron was on my couch

[04:00:24] And I said, bro, I don't know if I could do this much.

[04:00:29] So I'm just going to come out and say it, chat.

[04:00:32] Is Ron doing it with six people in the Mickey?

[04:00:35] I might just solo queue this.

[04:00:39] Because, bro, if you do it with six people,

[04:00:41] I feel like you can't get isolated and focused as much.

[04:00:45] I'm not even trolling.

[04:00:46] Guys, if I solo queue Diamond Jim,

[04:00:49] I'm going to be their only focus.

[04:00:51] The most difficult workout.

[04:00:54] Dantez is behind you.

[04:00:56] Uh, guys, I'll know when Dantez is here, alright?

[04:01:00] Thank you.

[04:01:03] Physically, mentally, emotionally, and psychologically,

[04:01:06] you could possibly put your body through.

[04:01:11] What am I doing this for?

[04:01:12] Cal is 150!

[04:01:13] What's the penalty?

[04:01:18] Oh, what?

[04:01:19] It's five, bro.

[04:01:20] You're a five.

[04:01:21] Like, I had to s*** me.

[04:01:22] It's like I'm getting a good mood today

[04:01:34] What I'm your favorite to be not even running push-up phase in the street whooping kids

[04:01:38] I'll give him that.

[04:01:40] Everybody's face, everybody else's eyes.

[04:01:42] Oh my god, bro.

[04:01:44] Can I hug you?

[04:01:46] In a minute.

[04:01:48] Oh, stop.

[04:01:50] So this is the...

[04:01:52] Well, why not?

[04:01:54] They don't look uniform.

[04:01:56] Just to...

[04:01:58] Unk only dapped up, Marlon and adapt.

[04:02:00] Lock in, bro.

[04:02:02] Like, he's already pissed out, Rob.

[04:02:04] God squad.

[04:02:06] Okay.

[04:02:07] Unk only dapped up, adapt and marlin.

[04:02:11] Those are the only ones he dapped up.

[04:02:13] What day is it today?

[04:02:15] Daft day.

[04:02:16] That day.

[04:02:17] That day.

[04:02:18] Thank you so much for the gifts, by the way.

[04:02:21] I really love the clothes.

[04:02:23] All right, boys.

[04:02:25] I kind of want to buy a membership.

[04:02:27] Wait, where do you come with you?

[04:02:28] Wait, the workouts are inside.

[04:02:29] I don't know, for a nice little stroll?

[04:02:30] I want it up.

[04:02:31] Everybody want it up.

[04:02:32] The curb of the dirt.

[04:02:33] Swapping.

[04:02:34] I didn't fall to the first boat full sprint to the tree with the weight on it, go.

[04:02:42] Yo, too high, low.

[04:02:45] Yo, back up.

[04:02:46] Alright, who's gonna give out first?

[04:02:50] It's gotta be like a complete coin flip between Lacey and Rob.

[04:02:56] It's gotta be a complete coin flip between Lacey and Rob.

[04:02:59] If this kid starts playing, that's gonna be his ass. Lower.

[04:03:04] I said that!

[04:03:06] Cameraman!

[04:03:08] Y'all f***ing snacks, go!

[04:03:10] Cameraman!

[04:03:12] Cameraman!

[04:03:14] Cameraman!

[04:03:22] There we go!

[04:03:24] Yo, whose cameraman is this?

[04:03:26] It's mine!

[04:03:28] He's getting me in on top of me, they're gonna have planes working out.

[04:03:30] I'm getting a lot.

[04:03:32] You gotta work

[04:03:34] What the f*** are you doing, bro?

[04:03:36] Stop playing with me, bro. I want a train, bro.

[04:03:38] Let's go!

[04:03:54] I'm on condition for this, bro.

[04:03:56] It's almost like your knees are almost touching the floor in here.

[04:04:01] Jack, would you rather run one mile vertically, like one mile inclined or two miles on a flat

[04:04:11] ground?

[04:04:12] Surely, two miles on a flat ground, right?

[04:04:20] Surely just two miles on a flat ground.

[04:04:22] The thing inclined is fucking horrible.

[04:04:25] Do you want to say look?

[04:04:28] Good, good, good.

[04:04:33] Lacey like...

[04:04:36] Yo, Lacey's already fighting demons.

[04:04:44] Here we go, brother. Here we go.

[04:04:47] Oh, I think I'm out of here.

[04:04:49] you know bro it's the warm-up chat like I'm not in good shape by any means

[04:04:58] bro Lacey you did two hillclimbs I say

[04:05:08] I don't like the way that looks stay right where you are back up do it

[04:05:11] backwards to that brown poor he's not low enough he has to get lower

[04:05:16] Go, go, everybody.

[04:05:29] You didn't say nice?

[04:05:32] Same as last time, bro.

[04:05:34] War much worse than the whole fucking World Cup.

[04:05:37] What?

[04:05:38] What's happening there?

[04:05:40] What the fuck is he with?

[04:05:40] He's about to leave.

[04:05:41] I work first.

[04:05:43] He's with us.

[04:05:44] Listen.

[04:05:45] You don't participate you got to leave

[04:06:03] Get down get down get down

[04:06:05] Let's just go bro me and high vibes bro. Let's just get this shit over with

[04:06:16] Let's go

[04:06:22] Stir of diamond Jim is gonna haunt me for the rest of my life if I don't commit to this

[04:06:26] Just me and high vibes bro. I gotta go

[04:06:35] Let's go, El Saga.

[04:06:40] Go with boggles.

[04:06:41] Congratulations, bro.

[04:06:43] Worst idea of the day goes to you.

[04:06:56] Ron is just so cute.

[04:06:57] I don't even know how to explain it, bro.

[04:06:59] Yo, please no legs.

[04:07:04] I'm saying that out loud, he's gonna do it.

[04:07:06] Yeah, I probably know, but I'll reiterate it

[04:07:08] so you didn't say I don't tell you.

[04:07:08] No sitting down, no drinking water, no jewelry,

[04:07:12] so we have it on, take it off.

[04:07:13] How is not drinking water productive to a workout?

[04:07:18] Can someone tell me the, let's just ask chat to PT.

[04:07:26] Yo, Bernard, is it healthy to do a brutal workout

[04:07:31] and intentionally not drink water at any point

[04:07:33] during the workout?

[04:07:36] No, that's definitely not healthy.

[04:07:38] When you exercise, your body sweats to cool itself

[04:07:40] and you lose fluids.

[04:07:42] If you don't replenish water, you risk dehydration,

[04:07:45] which can lead to headaches, dizziness, muscle cramps,

[04:07:48] and worse, if pushed too far.

[04:07:49] Stay hydrated is key to a safe, effective workout.

[04:07:53] So always keep some water on hand.

[04:07:58] Yeah, okay.

[04:08:00] So I was correct.

[04:08:01] Scientifically, this is not productive.

[04:08:20] Wait, do any of them end up quitting?

[04:08:22] I doubt it.

[04:08:24] I feel like it's a lot easier to not quit when you're working out with like a group of like six people.

[04:08:28] Also, Ankh is way less likely to be on your ass if there's six other people he's gotta worry about.

[04:08:34] Alright, my legs.

[04:08:35] I'm gonna work out for me, man.

[04:08:36] I don't know why. That was the worst thing I've done.

[04:08:38] Derek, come on.

[04:08:39] Silky comes an hour late and makes us all go running.

[04:08:42] Wait, Silky's gonna be late?

[04:08:44] He's gotta do that.

[04:08:46] He's gonna die in June.

[04:08:47] Come on, my dog, come on.

[04:08:48] You got it.

[04:08:50] Hey, Ankh, we got a dude who's trying to show up late.

[04:08:53] Okay, don't worry about it.

[04:08:55] Thank you, Ankh.

[04:08:56] Oh, there's two things I left out. One, there's gonna be a count. That's it. Maybe it's a hundred, maybe it's 200, maybe it's 10 minutes, but I don't know what to do.

[04:09:02] I'm gonna say, if you stop before you get there, if you put this down, every single time you stop, there's a penalty. Okay?

[04:09:07] Push those.

[04:09:09] Bro, Lacey looks cooked, man.

[04:09:12] Lacey looks...

[04:09:13] Single time you stop, there's a penalty. Okay?

[04:09:15] Bro, he looks fucking destroyed.

[04:09:19] Jason's fine, Marlon's fine, adapts chillin'.

[04:09:23] Lacey looks like war.

[04:09:26] You guys know the war emo? That's how lacy looks literally one of one this emote right here

[04:09:34] That's how they see bro. They did the fucking warm-ups

[04:09:40] Bro, but I'm not gonna lie dude like I'm not surprised

[04:09:45] 35 after every set like I feel like I would be the same exact way. I feel like I'll be the same exact way

[04:09:51] Like I'm not even gonna hold you bro warm-up slow key do be sneaking up on you

[04:09:56] mandatory

[04:09:57] You don't finish at 35 every time you stop as the pelicans gonna have more pushes so it just gets worse and worse and worse

[04:10:02] If you're up first two up, let's go. Who's up?

[04:10:06] Accountability is everything if you don't account a lot don't account everybody won't get punished. I really don't give

[04:10:12] Listen to keep this exercise is not put your hands down here. I don't want this exhaust your grip and squeeze your head

[04:10:18] Let's go a hundred

[04:10:20] Oh, right back now.

[04:10:27] Hot!

[04:10:28] What is tricep extension?

[04:10:29] I said 100.

[04:10:30] So what's going to happen?

[04:10:34] Someone's arm's going to explode?

[04:10:37] You're telling me Lacey's going to do 100 tricep extensions and Ron.

[04:10:42] Like bro, what is even the point of this?

[04:10:44] The form is going to be shot 9 wraps in.

[04:10:47] So you get two pull down ropes word for word on camera. So I'll do the side step

[04:10:52] So like Jason works out Marlon works out this guy works out

[04:10:56] I'm so curious to see but even Jason Jason not gonna do a hundred reps of tricep extension

[04:11:04] So what is gonna happen when Ron does this he's not gonna like the form is gonna be gone

[04:11:08] It's mental discipline. No, like I see the vision or whatever like I see the vision

[04:11:16] But I don't think like any of this is productive or like logical

[04:11:27] I want to see Ron's face. I want to see Ron's face when he's watching this

[04:11:34] Fuck

[04:11:38] This is one. 9, 10, 100.

[04:11:50] 50 push-ups, you like doing them, doing them.

[04:11:54] Wait, why?

[04:11:57] 50 times.

[04:12:00] Get to the number, get to the number.

[04:12:07] So what happens if Swat drops into your eyes in the middle of the 100 reps set?

[04:12:23] If you blink are you just dead?

[04:12:25] Ah!

[04:12:27] Five, six, seven,

[04:12:31] Come on.

[04:12:33] Lacey, close your eyes again.

[04:12:35] Give me my body some.

[04:12:37] Watch your eyes.

[04:12:39] Come on, baby.

[04:12:41] Let's go.

[04:12:43] Seven, four.

[04:12:45] Come on.

[04:12:47] It's cold, tomorrow.

[04:12:49] You can do it.

[04:12:51] Ah!

[04:12:53] You got 50 plus the ice cold is 27 get down go money. Come on money

[04:13:16] Somebody in the chat said injure yourself equals win

[04:13:23] But like I feel like this is just so like you're so likely to get in

[04:13:33] Cap I'm sorry. Yo, if Ron did 100 tricep extensions and looked like this cap

[04:13:45] What's the weight

[04:13:47] What's the weight it had like I'm not even like trying to be that guy I

[04:13:51] I couldn't do 20 of like a head or like well maybe 20 a hundred is insane

[04:14:07] What's just called tricep extensions or what is it something pulled out

[04:14:15] Do right there you go wrong

[04:14:21] We got two more here.

[04:14:22] Ah.

[04:14:23] Oh.

[04:14:24] We got a fucking team right here.

[04:14:27] 100.

[04:14:28] Ah.

[04:14:29] Yo!

[04:14:30] Yo!

[04:14:30] We got over here.

[04:14:31] This is stock.

[04:14:32] That was a hundred.

[04:14:33] Hi, three stops on.

[04:14:35] This was the number for the stops, honey.

[04:14:37] One of your stock rooms.

[04:14:37] That's 60 up to 50.

[04:14:40] I'm gonna push up, boy.

[04:14:41] Yo!

[04:14:42] That's not a stop.

[04:14:43] Ah.

[04:14:44] Oh, my God.

[04:14:45] Yo!

[04:14:47] Ah!

[04:14:48] Who's up?

[04:14:49] I'm on my ass.

[04:14:50] Yo, the push ups you got something right there

[04:15:16] You're a superhero, but you can't do this bro

[04:15:20] You got, yeah!

[04:15:25] That's so much.

[04:15:26] What is that thing, Chad? They have to get up. How does it work again?

[04:15:31] You get penalized if you get up a certain way, right? What?

[04:15:34] You get penalized if you, I have not paused 31 times. It's not possible.

[04:15:39] You can't use your knees.

[04:15:43] I'm gonna walk with you.

[04:15:45] You ever been pushing the chances on yourself?

[04:15:51] No.

[04:15:52] Exactly.

[04:15:53] Go.

[04:15:54] Come on, Lacey.

[04:15:55] Yo, silky something.

[04:15:56] No, no, no, no, no.

[04:15:57] Oh my God, oh my God.

[04:16:02] Yo, it's literally better to not even show up than show up late.

[04:16:09] If you show up late, oh my God.

[04:16:12] No, this is dead ass gonna be insane.

[04:16:15] Dead ass in the hill.

[04:16:16] All right, so what if I go in there and what's the word, man?

[04:16:20] Where?

[04:16:21] What's the word?

[04:16:24] No?

[04:16:25] Huh?

[04:16:26] Till the death.

[04:16:27] Yo.

[04:16:28] Till the death?

[04:16:29] It's one down.

[04:16:30] It's one down to where it was.

[04:16:31] All right, this is me.

[04:16:32] This is Barry.

[04:16:33] Oh, no.

[04:16:34] Oh, no.

[04:16:35] Thank you, Lacey.

[04:16:36] Thank you, Lacey.

[04:16:37] Thank you, Lacey.

[04:16:38] Thank you, Lacey.

[04:16:39] Thank you, Lacey.

[04:16:40] Thank you, Lacey.

[04:16:41] I can't do it.

[04:16:42] Oh, no.

[04:16:57] You piece of shit, you piece of shit.

[04:17:08] We are done.

[04:17:10] We ain't doing none of that.

[04:17:11] Get off of your knees.

[04:17:12] I'm not gonna stand up.

[04:17:13] Only time we get on our knees is when we pray.

[04:17:15] Bro, you're not praying right now, so stand up.

[04:17:18] Yo, talk to him.

[04:17:19] Have a conversation.

[04:17:19] Come on.

[04:17:20] How many you at?

[04:17:21] Two.

[04:17:22] All right, you're a fifth of me.

[04:17:23] Come on.

[04:17:24] You got three.

[04:17:25] We don't know about three.

[04:17:27] That's a stop, too.

[04:17:28] Hey!

[04:17:29] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[04:17:31] One on up.

[04:17:32] I'm just gonna fucking knock it on the door.

[04:17:36] That's why I literally just came from my room.

[04:17:38] Hey, this is a live stream of what they talk about.

[04:17:41] There's a part of the video.

[04:17:43] Hey, yo, everybody, I got this out here.

[04:17:47] Yo, Mar, meet me out here.

[04:17:49] Can you watch out, right?

[04:17:50] No.

[04:17:51] No, no, no, no.

[04:17:52] I don't even know who the f*** this is.

[04:17:53] What's up?

[04:17:54] Come on, too.

[04:17:55] Wait, what do I do?

[04:17:56] Cut, come on, man.

[04:17:57] What the f*** do you got stickers on your face in areas where you ain't got a

[04:18:00] loud pop in your mouth?

[04:18:02] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[04:18:04] Let's go.

[04:18:05] I'm with another live stream.

[04:18:07] Yo yo let's go!

[04:18:09] I'm not with that h*** here!

[04:18:20] Wait you can't work out?

[04:18:21] Yeah.

[04:18:22] What's laws on?

[04:18:23] Nothing.

[04:18:24] Because I was traveling.

[04:18:25] I was traveling.

[04:18:26] Yeah put them over there, bring down 152 push-ups.

[04:18:29] 150 burpees 2 push-ups and get the f*** out.

[04:18:32] Let's go.

[04:18:33] 150.

[04:18:34] Hey cameraman.

[04:18:35] Hey Al, get his camera.

[04:18:37] Now the thing is, Silky's just going to get targeted.

[04:18:54] Like bro, Silky was late to a workout and this guy's whole thing is like literally running

[04:19:02] a dictatorship.

[04:19:03] like bro he's late like he's dead-ass he's gonna get targeted the whole time

[04:19:10] if you're gonna be late to this it's literally better to just say you're sick

[04:19:18] how many more i don't know how many you did no one you're not a one-time i am a one-time

[04:19:22] liar come take that one start over put it on the start over i don't believe you put it

[04:19:27] You got a camera.

[04:19:28] You got a camera.

[04:19:29] 10 seconds.

[04:19:30] You did 110?

[04:19:31] 110.

[04:19:32] Show me the footage.

[04:19:33] Stop the footage.

[04:19:34] Show me you're doing something.

[04:19:35] This is how Ron was doing fine.

[04:19:38] See, I knew it.

[04:19:40] I knew it.

[04:19:41] I knew it.

[04:19:42] Because I'm like, bro, Ron's doing good.

[04:19:43] Like, what's happening?

[04:19:44] So Ron was lying about his reps.

[04:19:46] I'm not going to lie.

[04:19:48] Six people here, low key.

[04:19:50] I'm probably doing the same thing.

[04:19:52] I'm not even trolling.

[04:19:54] That's why if you go as just yourself, like, um, Tennyson, what's his first name, the gym

[04:20:01] guy, Will Tennyson, Will Tennyson, if you go just by yourself, you can't get shit by.

[04:20:07] You can't get shit by, bro.

[04:20:09] But if there's six people, I really did 80, I'm not gonna lie, I thought I could get

[04:20:15] away with 30 more.

[04:20:16] Hey, you guys, man needs you, bro, you're about to die, bro.

[04:20:22] Come on, Dad.

[04:20:23] Come on, give me a fight.

[04:20:24] Go, give me a fight, go.

[04:20:25] Everybody, do not stop.

[04:20:26] Come on, money.

[04:20:27] Come on.

[04:20:28] Come on.

[04:20:28] Wake up.

[04:20:29] Let's go.

[04:20:30] Come on.

[04:20:33] What are you at?

[04:20:34] Like, 99.

[04:20:35] If you don't know your count, you start over.

[04:20:36] Mel is 70.

[04:20:37] Go.

[04:20:38] Come on.

[04:20:39] You got a stick on his face, fake-ass Tadalassan.

[04:20:44] What do you got?

[04:20:45] What do you got?

[04:20:46] What do you got?

[04:20:47] That's low-key ball knowledge, bro.

[04:20:48] If you don't know your count,

[04:20:50] just don't even fucking count.

[04:20:51] Reset.

[04:20:52] How many other

[04:21:22] I can't even get it down.

[04:21:23] You can't.

[04:21:24] You can't.

[04:21:25] Ah!

[04:21:27] Ah!

[04:21:29] That's a wind blow.

[04:21:30] How many more?

[04:21:31] How are you asking me?

[04:21:32] Like, I'm the what?

[04:21:33] The count is 150.

[04:21:34] What's the penalty?

[04:21:35] After you obeyed them on the push-ups.

[04:21:37] You got a little tired, baby.

[04:21:38] What's up, man?

[04:21:39] Who's tired?

[04:21:40] Who's tired?

[04:21:41] Who's tired?

[04:21:42] Who's tired?

[04:21:43] Bro, he's not for me.

[04:21:45] Say it on me.

[04:21:46] Somebody's sitting inside me.

[04:21:47] I swear it's not me.

[04:21:48] Ah!

[04:21:49] I'm on up there.

[04:21:50] Yeah, I'm on up there.

[04:21:51] All right

[04:22:51] I know when I see it, though. He could do it

[04:22:59] Off a honey pack, well, it's triceps

[04:23:03] No, I don't like you so let's go

[04:23:09] This guy dead ass only likes Marlon and adapt

[04:23:21] Yeah, I feel like the thing is though, it's so hard to keep track of everything.

[04:23:34] Like there's two trainers, maybe three with this kid, and then there's six people working

[04:23:39] out, and then there's the cameraman.

[04:23:40] Like, that's the thing, Ron Lemicki in reps, it's like, bro, do you expect Ron to actually

[04:23:48] count out 200, 200 reps. Did I'm saying like, no, Ron's not gonna do 200 fucking reps. He's

[04:23:56] gonna do like 80 and then call it 150. Bro, you just said, if you don't know the count

[04:24:06] restart exactly, Adam, I'm, Adam, I'm saying Ron is able to lmiki this because there's

[04:24:13] six people. Bro if you go by yourself picture this okay? Oaks to your right, the other guys

[04:24:23] on your left, this kid with the sweatshirt is up your ass, they're all screaming at you.

[04:24:29] How the fuck are you gonna let Mickey a rabbit? How the fuck are you gonna do that?

[04:24:34] Ah, that's the day that's the moment.

[04:24:36] It's all me.

[04:24:38] Hey, Jeff, hey, Jeff.

[04:24:42] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

[04:24:45] Man.

[04:24:46] Jason went in by himself and it was still a group setting.

[04:24:51] You're kind of right, but I feel like Jason, they were like really up his ass.

[04:24:56] I feel like they were really up his ass.

[04:24:58] Don't let him walk down like that, he's moving.

[04:25:01] Go where you want your gun like that.

[04:25:03] Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[04:25:11] Like I watched Jason's whole video, bro.

[04:25:14] Freak off.

[04:25:16] Come on, come on.

[04:25:17] Do stuff.

[04:25:18] Do stuff.

[04:25:19] Come on, man.

[04:25:21] Now push up.

[04:25:22] I need to die.

[04:25:24] I need to die.

[04:25:25] Let's see.

[04:25:26] Now push up.

[04:25:28] You did it.

[04:25:29] You did it.

[04:25:30] No, how long are you resting for?

[04:25:32] A few seconds in between?

[04:25:42] Somebody said training for hell.

[04:25:47] Come on, Ron.

[04:25:48] Come on.

[04:25:49] Open my mouth.

[04:25:56] Yo, these knees are painless, right?

[04:25:58] So every time he put his knee down it's an extra 20, you all understand that, right?

[04:26:03] So that whatever you are, another 20 on top of that.

[04:26:06] So that's getting out of your knees, get up on your feet.

[04:26:09] You got 200.

[04:26:16] I know, I know, I know. I know, I know, I know.

[04:26:19] I know, I know, I know.

[04:26:20] Oh, like a kid.

[04:26:21] Just pump him out.

[04:26:22] Just like that.

[04:26:23] Just pump him out.

[04:26:24] Just pump him out.

[04:26:25] Just pump him out.

[04:26:26] I don't know. I'll let you knees touch.

[04:26:28] Just stand up where your feet have to. Just stay down.

[04:26:31] Come on.

[04:26:33] Come on, I-

[04:26:34] Oh, yeah.

[04:26:35] Oh, yeah.

[04:26:36] Come on.

[04:26:37] Bro, but like, the whole design of it is like discipline and never end and maybe injure yourself.

[04:26:46] Bro, the reps aren't even like, this isn't even doing it. These aren't even reps.

[04:26:51] And I don't even blame Lacey. How the fuck is he supposed to have perfect posture on push-up push-ups for 200 reps?

[04:27:00] How?

[04:27:03] Hey, is there a contour variation?

[04:27:07] How's he supposed to have reps?

[04:27:09] I don't know. Wait on my right hand.

[04:27:14] I got nerve damage.

[04:27:16] How long have you had or have you been here for years?

[04:27:21] You've been dealing with it, right?

[04:27:23] You've been dealing with it, right?

[04:27:25] Yeah.

[04:27:26] Now?

[04:27:27] No.

[04:27:28] You're carrying now.

[04:27:29] That's exhausting.

[04:27:30] You didn't kick back.

[04:27:31] Finish your push-ups.

[04:27:34] Um, Dad, did you sign like a release form or something?

[04:27:41] Bro.

[04:27:42] Jesus.

[04:27:43] I don't want to hear that work, bro.

[04:27:48] You got this, yeah.

[04:27:49] I see this.

[04:27:50] He knew, he knew.

[04:27:53] I'm missing toes.

[04:27:54] Yeah, that was a good one.

[04:27:55] I got five.

[04:27:56] I got six.

[04:27:57] Did you just say, I'm missing toes, gang?

[04:28:01] Fingers.

[04:28:02] What do you say?

[04:28:03] What happened?

[04:28:04] Hold on.

[04:28:05] Hold on.

[04:28:06] That was quick.

[04:28:07] What happened?

[04:28:08] He dropped a weight on his foot, yo this gym it's like not even a bit bro it's not even

[04:28:25] a bit.

[04:28:27] He probably had like some obscene amount of weight on the bar and dropped it on his

[04:28:32] foot like it's not even a bit bro this is just insanity.

[04:28:38] You talking doing this?

[04:28:39] Come on, you pissing me off.

[04:28:40] I'm doing it though, but I'm still doing it.

[04:28:42] It's on video.

[04:28:44] Wait a minute.

[04:28:45] You're telling me there's footage of him

[04:28:47] dropping a weight on his foot?

[04:28:50] AJ drops weight on foot.

[04:28:55] chat what's the time stamp it's an hour at all

[04:29:08] is that like a clip of it oh it's TOS TOS oh his name is Hottie

[04:29:15] I

[04:29:31] It's not to f okay, what am I 1850 doing this?

[04:29:39] All right, this is it right here

[04:29:41] Is he in socks, bro?

[04:29:48] He's working out in socks?

[04:29:53] With that much weight?

[04:30:11] Yeah, it's ketchup. Bro, but why would he work out in socks with that much weight?

[04:30:36] supposed to have like proper shoes also shouldn't you just never have like oh my

[04:30:44] god shouldn't you never have an amount of weight that you can drop

[04:31:06] You can not stop.

[04:31:10] Be going back there.

[04:31:24] Come on.

[04:31:29] You're not going to give me double xp right now or not?

[04:31:32] Who the f*** pushed that one?

[04:31:36] Come on, come on.

[04:31:38] Come on.

[04:31:40] Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[04:31:42] No!

[04:31:44] Motherf**ker.

[04:31:46] Dude, brav, just ask for double-dice speed, bro.

[04:31:49] Go, she's wild, man.

[04:31:51] Three, two, one.

[04:31:53] One, two, one.

[04:31:55] Two, three.

[04:31:57] One, two.

[04:31:59] One, two.

[04:32:01] One, two.

[04:32:03] One, two, one.

[04:32:05] You're looking good.

[04:32:07] Hey, stop it.

[04:32:09] We're here to put a bucket shot.

[04:32:11] Wait a minute, what?

[04:32:13] That's the word.

[04:32:15] Jay, please don't stop him.

[04:32:17] He has to hit for the bucket shot.

[04:32:19] He's a shame.

[04:32:21] How many is that?

[04:32:23] 55.

[04:32:25] Mmm.

[04:32:27] 75.

[04:32:29] Oh, thank you.

[04:32:31] All right.

[04:32:33] Oh!

[04:32:37] He closes up!

[04:32:38] He closes up and fucks you!

[04:32:39] What is on?

[04:32:43] This is lamiki, bro.

[04:32:44] This is all the fucking lamiki.

[04:32:47] Bro, it's the six of them, they're finessing raps.

[04:32:52] They're miscounting shit.

[04:32:54] This is lamiki, bro.

[04:32:55] This shit is lamiki.

[04:32:57] I have a little one shot.

[04:32:58] No, I like this.

[04:32:59] Go then.

[04:33:00] Yeah, if I go, it's gonna be me, literally me in high-vives.

[04:33:05] Oaks gonna be like screaming in my fucking face.

[04:33:10] Like, bro, it's gonna be way different than this.

[04:33:13] He just punched J- Did he just punch him?

[04:33:20] What the fuck?

[04:33:23] He pulled his ass and then actually punched him.

[04:33:25] Where's Oaks?

[04:33:27] I

[04:33:38] They definitely signed like seven different documents bro, bro, I can't even I can't even go here chat

[04:33:57] I'm like, fuck!

[04:33:58] That's a funny shot.

[04:33:59] Fuck it, I'm gonna put it in the face.

[04:34:00] That's a funny shot.

[04:34:02] But Chad, like, what if I, like, he, like, Chad,

[04:34:06] what if I, like, break my fucking hip or something?

[04:34:10] And then it's like, I can't even, like, sue

[04:34:13] because I signed, like, nine.

[04:34:15] I'm not doing this, bro.

[04:34:17] No!

[04:34:18] No, no, no, I'm not doing this.

[04:34:20] I'm not gonna open my self up to injury, bro.

[04:34:24] No.

[04:34:25] Fuck, I'm a pussy.

[04:34:26] Oh, I'm a pussy.

[04:34:26] Yeah, I'm a pussy, bro.

[04:34:28] Come on!

[04:34:29] Come on!

[04:34:30] You guys go!

[04:34:30] Why don't you guys go?

[04:34:31] Anybody in New Jersey?

[04:34:35] If you guys are still tough, bro, if you're in fucking New Jersey, go!

[04:34:38] Go!

[04:34:39] What?

[04:34:39] What are you guys in that hurry to?

[04:34:41] I'm too far.

[04:34:42] Yeah, I'm sure you would go, bro.

[04:34:44] I'm sure you would willingly fucking fly there.

[04:34:47] You're too far.

[04:34:48] Yeah, I'm sure you would willingly go to Diamond Gym.

[04:34:50] Come on, stop hitting me.

[04:34:51] Come on.

[04:34:53] I don't like the rap bro.

[04:34:58] Say something, do something.

[04:34:59] Say something, my **** I ain't like that shit.

[04:35:01] He doing ads, all of the **** he's doing.

[04:35:03] Come on, don't get up, don't get up.

[04:35:14] Right back down, come on.

[04:35:16] I don't even want to call, I just want to call.

[04:35:18] 40 more good reps, come on.

[04:35:21] Listen, I need more...

[04:35:24] No! I'm shot!

[04:35:27] Hey, they're on top!

[04:35:29] Another body shot.

[04:35:30] Another body shot for kids right there.

[04:35:31] A little bit lower. Too low.

[04:35:33] Two?

[04:35:35] I like them all.

[04:35:37] I like them all.

[04:35:39] They were out.

[04:35:41] Go. Just go.

[04:35:43] Come on. Come on!

[04:35:45] Wake up, man. Wake up. Go!

[04:35:47] He says he's not in my room, he's not at my house,

[04:35:50] he's not close, okay?

[04:35:52] He's not like, now this isn't here bro, he's on a plane.

[04:35:55] If one more motherfucker says,

[04:35:57] God says he's behind you or something,

[04:35:59] it's like, bro, he'll text me, all right?

[04:36:03] He's not here.

[04:36:05] Yo, bring this, bring this, come on.

[04:36:08] Get him out of my hand, you're gonna run with him.

[04:36:10] Tell him to go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[04:36:17] Oh, oh, oh.

[04:36:19] Oh, oh.

[04:36:22] Oh, oh.

[04:36:25] Ah.

[04:36:26] Tch.

[04:36:27] Tch.

[04:36:28] Ah.

[04:36:29] Ah, it's so peaceful, you know, punishment now?

[04:36:32] Tch.

[04:36:33] Now you know why.

[04:36:34] You're not a good boy, come on.

[04:36:36] Tch.

[04:36:37] Come on, come on.

[04:36:38] Come on, come on.

[04:36:39] Come on, come on.

[04:36:40] Come on, come on.

[04:36:41] Come on.

[04:36:42] Ah!

[04:36:43] Ah!

[04:36:44] Ah!

[04:36:45] Ah!

[04:37:16] It's literally designed to just like cheat reps. Like that's the whole design of it, bro.

[04:37:22] Bro Chat, what's like the most legitimate reps you could actually do in a set

[04:37:29] with like normal weight, with perfect form, and you're not fucking a bodybuilder?

[04:37:36] Like 25. Yeah, like 20 to 30, like real reps, like with perfect form, 30s pushing it.

[04:37:45] And I'm saying like you're adjusting the weight to yourself

[04:37:51] Depends on the weight, but I'm saying like

[04:37:55] I'm saying like this is designed to just half-ass wraps like give me 300. It's like alright, bro

[04:38:02] I'm not fucking. What's the guy's name the bald guy who was like

[04:38:08] Lifting crazy shit

[04:38:15] Give me 300 yo, bro. I'm not Ronnie fucking Coleman, bro. I'll give you 20

[04:38:26] I'll give you 20 and I'm probably gonna fuck up my form on the last five

[04:38:45] I'm not even sitting for that.

[04:38:47] Stop.

[04:38:48] Oh, f**k, wait.

[04:38:49] Ow!

[04:38:50] Oh, f**k.

[04:38:51] Six, five, four, three, two, one.

[04:38:57] Two, one.

[04:39:00] Come on, bless me.

[04:39:04] You see a younger you and me.

[04:39:06] I know you.

[04:39:08] You're a little belly.

[04:39:10] You're a little tummy, bro.

[04:39:11] Watch your mouth.

[04:39:12] You're too young and handsome to be one with a belly.

[04:39:14] I don't even like it.

[04:39:15] Get out of the beach.

[04:39:16] You sure don't need it?

[04:39:17] No.

[04:39:18] Don't be doing that.

[04:39:19] Come on.

[04:39:20] I'm trying to take him down.

[04:39:21] I want the best of you, James.

[04:39:22] I want you to walk around like him.

[04:39:23] Get out of the beach, motherfucker.

[04:39:24] No!

[04:39:25] Why the fuck are you even talking to me?

[04:39:28] Work!

[04:39:29] On the way.

[04:39:30] Stop.

[04:39:31] Come on.

[04:39:32] I got you.

[04:39:33] I got you.

[04:39:34] Get out of the beach.

[04:39:35] You got something to talk about.

[04:39:36] We're gonna hook you up.

[04:39:37] You got something to talk about.

[04:39:38] You got something to talk about.

[04:39:39] We're gonna hook you up.

[04:39:40] You got something to talk about.

[04:39:41] Check out the video's bio in description.

[04:39:53] We flew across the country to train at the world's most dangerous gym, leave a like.

[04:40:01] What am I missing?

[04:40:08] What am I missing?

[04:40:17] Hi, I'm Mr. Sampson.

[04:40:19] One guy.

[04:40:20] Mr. Sampson is doing a lot of this.

[04:40:21] Hold on, get back to him.

[04:40:23] I have no circulation going in my hair, am I?

[04:40:26] Bro, I want to see someone just quit.

[04:40:28] Like, dude, somebody quitting would be cinema.

[04:40:31] Like, what would even happen?

[04:40:32] Would I just like fucking tackle them?

[04:40:38] I look like I'm going to have to do it.

[04:40:40] When you go box shot,

[04:40:42] I'll hit you on the face.

[04:40:44] Find another one.

[04:40:46] Do you like that one?

[04:40:48] Do you like that one?

[04:40:50] That's the picture.

[04:40:52] Hold on.

[04:40:54] Hold on.

[04:40:56] Hold on.

[04:40:58] What the f**k are we here for?

[04:41:00] What the f**k are we here for?

[04:41:02] I love you, Marlon.

[04:41:04] What the f**k are we here for?

[04:41:06] Y'all know what type of glazed shit is this?

[04:41:10] No!

[04:41:12] I love you, Marlon!

[04:41:13] His eyes are lining up.

[04:41:14] I've never even seen ank like this, bro.

[04:41:19] What type of glazed shit is that?

[04:41:21] Look at his face!

[04:41:23] Oh!

[04:41:24] Oh!

[04:41:25] Oh, the lights are on!

[04:41:27] I saw him in the waiver!

[04:41:30] I knew it, yeah.

[04:41:31] They signed a fucking waiver.

[04:41:32] Oh, you dropped a weight on your foot and your entire fucking leg is purple now

[04:41:38] Doesn't matter you signed a waiver. Yeah. No, you got me fucked up man. No, no

[04:41:43] Yo, no, no, if I can't go here, I'm not going bro

[04:41:48] Like if I don't have the grounds for a lawsuit, I'm not going. Oh your entire leg is purple

[04:41:54] And it's gonna have to be amputated. Oh, you can't even sue us

[04:42:02] So you've never been to a gym confirmed. No, I've never been to a psychotic cult

[04:42:15] Where you don't drink water and the entire concept is to do 300 reps

[04:42:22] five real reps and then

[04:42:24] 295 fake reps. I've been to fucking

[04:42:28] Planet Fitness I've been to crunch

[04:42:30] Um, I work out at my speed, bro. You know, I've never been here. Yeah

[04:42:38] Bro, when I sign a waiver, I'm doing the workout that I want to do

[04:42:43] So yeah, I'll do 20 reps 25 reps

[04:42:46] I'll do three sets of this three sets of that and I'm gonna drink my little protein shake, bro

[04:42:52] You can go fuck yourself, dude. I'm not going here

[04:42:57] Planet Fitness lol, why are you laughing?

[04:43:00] I want my 300 bro. He should look like ass. Bro, Rax is doing workout streams with Dantez

[04:43:15] this week. You guys are going to see how I get down, bro. I get down.

[04:43:18] You all are picking shoes, man. Pickin shoes. Yo, he's up. Yo, Chad. Rax is doing workout

[04:43:26] streams with Dantez every morning and his brother. This is how his brother looks,

[04:43:29] the way this is how his brother looks like this is how that's his brother works

[04:43:37] this is this is I'm just gonna get put in a frame log added bro this is how his

[04:43:43] brother this is how that's his brother looks bro his brother looks like

[04:43:48] literally fucking Darren like this is edited this is it bro this is how this

[04:43:55] time lunch this is a real image of that's his brother well I'm gonna get

[04:43:59] put in like the worst edits ever

[04:44:25] Yeah, I can't breathe bro. Bye-bye.

[04:44:55] You need that area right there, right there, let's go.

[04:45:08] 10 times the 10 burpees? She changed it!

[04:45:14] So a purple?

[04:45:22] Let's go Marlon!

[04:45:24] 20!

[04:45:26] 500 Marlon!

[04:45:28] 800?

[04:45:30] 500!

[04:45:32] Marlin's the most likely person in here to actually faint because Marlin's actually working out.

[04:45:38] Like, and Jason too.

[04:45:41] And like a dad, but Marlin's like going hard.

[04:45:44] Like do you know what I'm saying?

[04:45:45] Marlin's going hard.

[04:45:48] Wait, I was just kidding.

[04:45:51] Jack, Ron's not gonna faint doing this.

[04:45:56] And I don't blame him.

[04:45:57] I would do the same thing.

[04:45:59] But Morton's actually doing it.

[04:46:01] Right there!

[04:46:07] And like, Silkie. Silkie looks like he's in actual pain.

[04:46:14] She's not even glazed, bro. I'm just being honest.

[04:46:17] Silkie's like actually doing it.

[04:46:19] It was 21. It was 21.

[04:46:21] It was 21. It was 21.

[04:46:23] The man with the lean gut telling people how to work out.

[04:46:29] I

[04:46:35] Don't really have a lean gut, bro. I guess I have like a little bit of punch

[04:46:37] I wouldn't really say this is like a lean gut. I just look like normal you you you're fat

[04:46:45] You have a lucky bills. No, I don't have a lucky bill bruh. It's not like a normal ass bill

[04:46:54] Now jump

[04:46:59] Nice tits. Thanks, bro. Nobody cares what you would do because you're soft. You know,

[04:47:14] bro, what's wrong with being soft, bro? What's wrong with being soft?

[04:47:20] Promise

[04:47:34] No water is crucial

[04:47:42] The intensity of Martin's raps

[04:47:50] Let me say I love you again.

[04:47:52] Ah!

[04:48:00] You gotta think about it.

[04:48:14] We got that.

[04:48:16] Five, four, three, two, one.

[04:48:20] Yeah!

[04:48:38] How many?

[04:48:39] 755.

[04:48:40] I took them in my truck yesterday.

[04:48:42] And I was spewing it, you don't like going fast.

[04:48:44] The truck got 7.

[04:48:45] 755 what?

[04:48:47] What's the problem?

[04:48:48] Let's just get there.

[04:48:49] So you got a duff lock up the hill to the floor, right?

[04:48:59] Duff lock from here.

[04:49:02] Boom.

[04:49:03] Like that.

[04:49:04] I can't do this with slides, bro.

[04:49:10] These mad pebbles of them.

[04:49:13] Soky, what do you mean you can't do this with slides?

[04:49:17] Why would you show up with slimes?

[04:49:22] Like bro, what?

[04:49:23] 200!

[04:49:24] Go!

[04:49:25] Go!

[04:49:26] Go!

[04:49:27] Go!

[04:49:28] Go!

[04:49:29] Go!

[04:49:30] Go!

[04:49:31] Go!

[04:49:32] Go!

[04:49:33] Go!

[04:49:34] Go!

[04:49:35] Go!

[04:49:36] Go!

[04:49:37] Go!

[04:49:38] Go!

[04:49:39] Go!

[04:49:40] Go!

[04:49:41] Go!

[04:49:42] Go!

[04:49:43] Go!

[04:49:44] Go!

[04:49:45] Go!

[04:49:46] I had three chipotle, honey, hot chicken tacos.

[04:49:48] I don't know what I should eat.

[04:49:52] Bro, Faker plays in three hours?

[04:49:54] Like, Chad, what should I eat, bro?

[04:49:58] No, I'll eat something healthy

[04:49:59] since you guys wanna talk shit, bro.

[04:50:02] I'll just get,

[04:50:04] bro, let me just get 12 grilled nuggets

[04:50:06] from Chick-fil-A, and I'm good, bro.

[04:50:09] Let me just get the grilled nuggets, man.

[04:50:11] And then maybe throw me a frickin' lemonade, eh?

[04:50:13] For the boys.

[04:50:16] Yeah, let me just get some grilled nuggets and I don't even need a lemonade. Let's just go grilled nuggets man.

[04:50:25] Healthy. Yeah, bro. A grilled nugget is healthy is Chick-fil-A grilled nugget healthy.

[04:50:34] Chick-fil-A grilled nuggets are widely considered one of the healthiest food options available fast food options available

[04:50:50] on breaded and grilled they offer a stellar macro nutrient profile like chat you guys want to be punched in the mouth bro

[04:50:57] It's still fast food. Yeah bro, I like I'm not gonna like go cook eggs right now

[04:51:27] Now aren't these supposed to like kill your quads?

[04:51:34] That's good for you right there.

[04:51:37] That's cool.

[04:51:38] Guys, I don't have any of this stuff set up for a cooking stream.

[04:51:43] Also, even if I did, I would never do a cooking stream because then I would leak my kitchen

[04:51:47] and then somebody would do Google reverse imaging, find my address,

[04:51:51] and there'd be a SWAT team at my front door in 20 minutes.

[04:51:54] Let's go.

[04:51:55] Let's go.

[04:51:56] Let's go.

[04:51:57] Let's go.

[04:51:58] Come on, Dad.

[04:51:59] Come on.

[04:52:00] Someone step.

[04:52:01] Come on.

[04:52:02] You really think you're not drinking water?

[04:52:03] What's up?

[04:52:04] What's that?

[04:52:05] Just a little.

[04:52:06] No, I'm not really.

[04:52:07] It's like Ron's becoming a journalist.

[04:52:09] Life, bro, you're a fine friend.

[04:52:11] You get stuck in the middle of a song.

[04:52:13] You ought to save somebody else's life.

[04:52:15] You're not going to save somebody else's life.

[04:52:17] It's like, Ron's becoming a journalist.

[04:52:19] Life, bro, you're a fine friend.

[04:52:21] You get stuck in the middle of a song.

[04:52:23] You ought to say if somebody doesn't know the situation you can't stop and get worried.

[04:52:27] Everybody just go through it.

[04:52:31] Is he jumping in there now or no?

[04:52:33] No, he's just going right at it.

[04:52:35] That's the thing I said, right?

[04:52:37] I said you're going to make one of these.

[04:52:39] Give me a hand.

[04:52:41] Take him.

[04:52:43] That's the kid.

[04:52:47] They said it's time to say it's not last.

[04:52:49] Come on, come on.

[04:52:51] I'm moving the elbow so much. This isn't going to be a full arm movement up and down.

[04:52:56] I'm going to take the count and set it to 50.

[04:52:59] Count to 750, Silky.

[04:53:01] 750 reps of good outside weight.

[04:53:05] Weight is light, Gary. It's not heavy.

[04:53:07] Come on, bro. You only have 500.

[04:53:10] The count is 750.

[04:53:13] Come on, 250 more.

[04:53:16] Oh, you can easily get 250 more.

[04:53:19] There's a guy just typing Dantez over and over and over and over and over again.

[04:53:24] Bro, what? Like, what are you, what are you typing, bro?

[04:53:27] He's not here yet. When he's here, he'll be here.

[04:53:31] Come on, here! Come here!

[04:53:33] I said, bring it up! Come here!

[04:53:34] Get him, bro!

[04:53:38] Is he summoning him?

[04:53:41] A hundred more! A hundred more!

[04:53:41] Yo, Jason, that looks like f***ing hell!

[04:53:44] Come on, man!

[04:53:49] Hey, stop this is behind me

[04:53:55] What now where else could he be bro you guys trying to summon him

[04:54:00] Get over here, so move your elbows, push the way down, push the way down, there, so

[04:54:19] I'm moving up.

[04:54:25] Go! Go!

[04:54:27] I'm going!

[04:54:29] Go!

[04:54:30] 18, 18, 17, 16, 18, 14, 15, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[04:55:12] He just came from outside, who said it was?

[04:55:14] He's over there in there bro.

[04:55:16] He told you, that's what he's doing, he connects him.

[04:55:20] I would have hit him.

[04:55:21] I know, but he wouldn't.

[04:55:22] That's why.

[04:55:24] What you said?

[04:55:26] What you said?

[04:55:28] I'm loving this workout bro.

[04:55:33] Hey yo, look!

[04:55:34] Why they all working?

[04:55:35] Everybody else get the f**k out!

[04:55:36] 10 and 10.

[04:55:37] Yo, yeah, just to keep it a be able to be

[04:55:39] able to try the more we f**k around,

[04:55:40] the more he gonna do this.

[04:55:41] We won't pay all that sort of guys 10 and 10 10 burpees 10 puts it per burpee

[04:55:46] My y'all on my car. It's not that bad. Let's go

[04:56:04] Ron is just not sweating enough

[04:56:07] Bro, I don't know if Ron has like

[04:56:09] something where he doesn't sweat bro he's not fucking sweating enough bro he is

[04:56:15] not sweating enough dude like he's got to be funnesting the fuck out of them

[04:56:25] Tell him! Tell him!

[04:56:27] That looks like...

[04:56:28] I want to hear it. Right here.

[04:56:30] What's the name of that one?

[04:56:32] Three.

[04:56:33] Four.

[04:56:34] What the f*** are these five sneakers at?

[04:56:36] Yo, Captain Man, what the f*** are these sneakers for?

[04:56:39] They're for you.

[04:56:41] Oh!

[04:56:42] You got them in the car.

[04:56:43] Oh, so you had these shoes in the car?

[04:56:45] A lot of them.

[04:56:46] What the f*** are these sneakers for?

[04:56:48] I took it.

[04:56:49] How?

[04:56:50] How?

[04:56:51] What is the ally?

[04:56:52] I don't know, bro.

[04:56:54] I wonder how many members this gym has.

[04:57:07] How expensive is this gym?

[04:57:10] How expensive is Diamond Gym?

[04:57:20] $55 a month, three months, 125, 465 a year.

[04:57:31] Bro, chat, what is like a planet fitness membership?

[04:57:37] Isn't it like 10, 15 a month?

[04:57:41] It's not bad, bro.

[04:57:44] It's not that expensive.

[04:57:49] Yeah, I said plan a fitness for like a little bit of a baseline because in a plan of fitness

[04:57:53] It's not like the best gym ever

[04:57:56] But like yeah, it's more expensive than plan of fitness, but

[04:57:59] Like I wonder how many people are actually members here

[04:58:03] But I'm sure they're I'm sure they're making a lot of money because like there's so many like eyes on it

[04:58:10] All three ups in but it's more of like I think it's more of one of those things where you want to watch it

[04:58:14] But you don't want to actually go

[04:58:16] like, bro, optionally paying money for this. I just, I don't know. I'd rather just spend

[04:58:23] 100 bucks and get my ass kicked one time.

[04:58:25] How do you get to see that?

[04:58:35] How do you get to see that?

[04:58:40] That's our AO, AO.

[04:58:43] Go, out of 25 and 20.

[04:58:47] Let's go.

[04:58:48] Three miles of kids out of talking.

[04:58:51] I was not 20, 25.

[04:58:53] One, two, three, four, five, six, 15 more, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15,

[04:59:14] I think Lacey almost fainted.

[04:59:43] I think Lacey almost fainted, bro.

[04:59:46] Give me a rub, you bullshit.

[04:59:48] Rub?

[04:59:48] You bullshit, bro.

[04:59:49] Got 95 here.

[04:59:51] Let's go.

[04:59:51] Come on, Lacey, I got you, son.

[04:59:54] Breathe, breathe, breathe.

[04:59:55] Breathe, I breathe, come on.

[04:59:56] You got this shit.

[04:59:57] Oh!

[04:59:58] My tongue's gonna hurt.

[05:00:00] No, my tongue's gonna be that cold, all right?

[05:00:03] Actually, it felt crazy.

[05:00:05] I did it.

[05:00:05] I put my right hand.

[05:00:07] What else?

[05:00:07] My right heel fell on the floor.

[05:00:09] You can't do push-ups like this.

[05:00:10] All right, I got five.

[05:00:12] Let's go line it up four people up.

[05:00:14] What is this?

[05:00:15] Yo, he don't need all that.

[05:00:17] Four people left.

[05:00:18] You can't answer the question.

[05:00:19] What is this?

[05:00:20] What are you doing?

[05:00:21] Let's do it.

[05:00:25] Hi, Jason.

[05:00:26] Hello.

[05:00:27] Hello.

[05:00:28] Suki.

[05:00:29] Tadahasa.

[05:00:30] Come on.

[05:00:31] His father.

[05:00:32] Come on.

[05:00:33] Come on.

[05:00:34] Come on.

[05:00:35] Come on.

[05:00:36] Come on.

[05:00:37] How is Ron not sweating?

[05:00:41] His hair is not even sweating.

[05:00:45] How is Ron not sweating at all?

[05:00:53] I mean, why's Uncle not on his ass?

[05:00:55] All right.

[05:00:56] 75% on me.

[05:00:57] 75%.

[05:00:58] 75%.

[05:00:59] 75%.

[05:01:00] 75%.

[05:01:01] 75%.

[05:01:02] 75%.

[05:01:03] 75%.

[05:01:04] 75%.

[05:01:05] I need to stop.

[05:01:06] He knows he's bullshittin bro, Ron is way too animated right now to be tired

[05:01:23] I'm not done somebody said he got the good team

[05:01:26] Yeah, that kid seems really nice. I'm not gonna lie like the fact that I've been like Ron

[05:01:32] strategically did all of this

[05:01:34] Like he's working out with that kid. He's like

[05:01:40] Miscounting raps like that kid actually seems nice

[05:01:51] Lazy actually looks like Lazy's beyond his limit for sure he looks like it this one grab this look that one grab that

[05:02:04] I'm about done man. I'm about done. Right you're not done. You got me. Oh no I said I'm about done.

[05:02:29] Now done. Now done.

[05:02:31] Yeah, Lacey's definitely beat up.

[05:02:33] Damn, you're not done.

[05:02:34] Come on, next round.

[05:02:35] Yeah, like it.

[05:02:36] Seven, eight, nine, ten.

[05:02:39] Ahhhh.

[05:02:41] That...

[05:02:42] Whoa.

[05:02:43] Thank you.

[05:02:44] 20, 50.

[05:02:45] Alright.

[05:02:46] Yo, um, that's literally just backshots.

[05:02:49] That's literally backshots, bro.

[05:02:53] That is legitimately backshots, guys.

[05:02:56] 50, 70, 80,

[05:03:28] You're going through a bar workout.

[05:03:30] You move there.

[05:03:31] Dantez just texted me.

[05:03:33] Oh my god.

[05:03:41] Let's fucking go.

[05:03:43] I need to go push up some arms.

[05:03:46] You do your work over here.

[05:03:47] Smile when you push through the hair.

[05:03:50] No!

[05:03:52] All right.

[05:03:53] Yo, he's 10.

[05:03:55] Buddy, you should not be in diamond, Jim.

[05:03:57] This is like the last place you should be.

[05:04:00] He's 10, bro.

[05:04:01] I don't know.

[05:04:02] Come on.

[05:04:02] He's playing like soccer or something, bro.

[05:04:04] What is buddy's?

[05:04:05] Devastation, bro.

[05:04:07] I would never bring my son within a mile of this place,

[05:04:10] bro.

[05:04:12] Devastation.

[05:04:14] Hey, come on.

[05:04:16] That's Aunt Son.

[05:04:18] Wait, what?

[05:04:20] Son of a-

[05:04:21] You have a son, no I'm not saying I have a son, I'm saying hypothetically if I had

[05:04:39] son I would never bring him to this place

[05:04:49] Bring it up, bring it up.

[05:04:56] Let's go, let's go.

[05:04:59] Come on, come on, tighten it up a little bit, bros.

[05:05:02] Let's go, go, go.

[05:05:04] One, two, three, four.

[05:05:07] Alright, I can't look at this. This is legitimately back shots.

[05:05:11] Seven, come on. Eight, nine, ten,

[05:05:14] Get up on your feet.

[05:05:21] No knees.

[05:05:24] No knees.

[05:05:27] Yo, with me, stand up.

[05:05:32] What am I doing this for, bro?

[05:05:35] What's wrong?

[05:05:36] What's wrong?

[05:05:38] What do you say?

[05:05:40] It's on you.

[05:05:42] Let's go!

[05:05:44] Let's go!

[05:05:50] Shit!

[05:05:54] Get up!

[05:05:58] Let me get diesel.

[05:06:02] Get diesel!

[05:06:04] Get diesel!

[05:06:06] Let's go!

[05:06:09] He got 25 and 10 he got 10 burpees 25

[05:06:13] Right here. So there's a deranged man just randomly left-hooking you in the abdomen

[05:06:21] You're doing sets of 750

[05:06:25] One of the personal trainers dropped away on his foot like and he's now missing toes

[05:06:32] Yeah, bro. I'm good, bro. I'm never gonna be in here. I'm never gonna be in here, bro

[05:06:37] some deranged man punches me no bro you're getting paperwork from a lawyer

[05:06:43] like by morning I'm good yeah you guys can say pussy all you want if no one's

[05:06:51] just gonna randomly start hitting me you guys can say pussy bro I don't care

[05:06:55] like I'm not just gonna be randomly punched no let you in yo bro Ron's

[05:07:05] I'm out. I'm done. I need a drink, why? Yeah, Barton, you need water. You're like sweating.

[05:07:35] This is why scientifically, you should not drink water!

[05:07:39] Oh, thanks, man.

[05:07:41] This is my hand. I can't even open it.

[05:07:43] I can't.

[05:07:45] I really can't open my hand.

[05:07:47] It's not always going to be a joke.

[05:07:49] Come on!

[05:07:51] Eyes on you.

[05:07:53] Unnecessary competition.

[05:07:55] Rapist camp.

[05:07:57] What?

[05:07:59] Five burpees and five push-ups in the training.

[05:08:03] I'm never going to say Jim again, I can't more, I can't more, I can't more, I'm about

[05:08:27] to be first to leave bro.

[05:08:28] No, no, no, one at a time, one at a time.

[05:08:30] There you go, one at a time, there you go.

[05:08:32] And that's one more.

[05:08:33] I'm done.

[05:08:35] I'm done.

[05:08:35] What do you mean you're done?

[05:08:36] What do you mean you're leaving?

[05:08:37] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[05:08:40] No, don't beat me!

[05:08:41] Don't beat me!

[05:08:43] What's wrong with you?

[05:08:44] I don't know if he's done it.

[05:08:45] Let's go finish.

[05:08:47] I'm not here, right?

[05:08:48] Lacey's boutta quit, bro.

[05:08:50] Lacey's boutta quit.

[05:08:51] What?

[05:08:52] I'm gonna quit, I'm gonna quit.

[05:08:55] Don't quit, don't quit, don't quit.

[05:08:57] I'm gonna take the food that Lacey

[05:08:58] Let's go. Come on.

[05:09:03] I'm happy you died.

[05:09:04] Come on, man. Come on. Come on. Come on.

[05:09:06] Everybody got a word. Everybody got a word.

[05:09:10] Your boys ain't even doing it with you. Not alone.

[05:09:13] Fight.

[05:09:20] Buzz alright.

[05:09:23] Yo, Rob's not even breaking a sweat.

[05:09:25] Unk focus on Ron like bro. He's not even breaking a sweat, dude

[05:09:35] Yo, all right now all right, hey tell Ron. I'm calling

[05:09:41] Tell Ron. I'm calling bro. Hey pick up the goddamn phone kid

[05:09:47] Yo, bro, everything you know this dude is not doing shit yo

[05:09:51] Oh, but, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:09:54] Wipe that smirk off your face, bro.

[05:09:56] I'm 43 minutes into this video.

[05:09:59] You haven't broke a sweat.

[05:10:01] You've miscounted your reps intentionally 15 times.

[05:10:05] What's going on, bro?

[05:10:06] There's other, okay, I'll debunk this

[05:10:09] and I'm gonna expose you

[05:10:10] and then I'm gonna proceed

[05:10:11] to hang up the phone call with it.

[05:10:13] Wasn't sweating because I was dehydrated.

[05:10:15] I didn't, none of us drank water basically.

[05:10:17] Everyone poured water on themselves

[05:10:18] at the end of the video, by the way,

[05:10:20] made themselves look like they swatted more. That's number one. Number two, I had a great

[05:10:25] rest for someone who doesn't fucking work out and I tried my best. Number three, aren't

[05:10:29] you the same guy that told me, yo Ron, when we go to the dimension together on stream,

[05:10:33] I want to go in for 20 minutes and then leave because I know I can't do it. Isn't

[05:10:37] that what you said? Isn't that what you said, saying that you wanted to go in there

[05:10:40] for 20 minutes on live stream and just leave because you know you couldn't have done

[05:10:45] Yo dumbass go back to this diamond gym on stream with you to prove to you

[05:10:51] I'm fucking better than you at this shit. I tried bro. You would never that's why you sit there in your fucking chair

[05:10:58] You would never go back you would never you would never go back to me. You wouldn't you wouldn't you would sit there?

[05:11:05] React while you're not gonna go there. You're not gonna go there. You're not going. I promise you you're not going

[05:11:10] You'll realize how real it gets once you're there. It's not some type of fucking joke anymore

[05:11:15] No, I did 900 pull downs and 500 push ups.

[05:11:20] No shit!

[05:11:21] I couldn't do a fucking push up.

[05:11:23] No shit!

[05:11:27] Can you even do 10 push ups right now?

[05:11:30] I can do 20 right now, bro.

[05:11:32] Show me 20 push ups right now.

[05:11:35] I'm not even kidding.

[05:11:36] I don't even think you can do 20 push ups right now.

[05:11:45] I did tell Ron, if I went to dive in gym, I would just walk out look, bro. Let me keep it a buck, bro

[05:11:55] I'm not ever going to go here. I don't care

[05:12:00] Let me explain why bro

[05:12:02] When I work out

[05:12:04] I go to a local gym

[05:12:07] Hi guys go full cam

[05:12:10] When I work out I go to a local gym of my choosing

[05:12:13] I bring water of my choosing. I go with a cousin or a brother or a friend of my

[05:12:22] choosing. I'm not gonna go to some psychotic fucking cult where there's a

[05:12:28] 40 year old man randomly punching people in the abdomen. I'm good off that

[05:12:34] Lobra. Yo bro, I'm not gonna go to a gym sign a fucking release form, sign

[05:12:42] away my life and then I'm on punching me in the gut, bro. So avoid that's fine, none of y'all have

[05:12:49] win. None of y'all have win. Yo, bro, when I go to a gym, I go to a planet fitness at one in the

[05:12:56] morning with my cousin. I bring multiple different sources of hydration, electrolytes, pedialytes,

[05:13:03] water. I have a protein shake right after and I have a good time. I do, oh, three sets of 20,

[05:13:10] Three sets of 20 here. Three sets of 20 here. Oh Tuesday's leg day. I might call in late. I might not go

[05:13:18] I'm not going to go to a gym in the assaulted

[05:13:22] Verbaly and physically this isn't an exaggeration, but oh bro

[05:13:28] You're larping the gym. No, I had a four month stint of going to the gym last year and then quit

[05:13:33] Bro listen, bro. You don't wait larping hold on

[05:13:37] larping

[05:13:38] I got a trainer for that football match.

[05:13:43] I trained for three months.

[05:13:48] I worked out, man.

[05:13:52] I trained, bro. I was doing cardio every day.

[05:13:54] I was doing leg workouts.

[05:13:58] The fuck, bro?

[05:14:02] That's not the gym, though, yo, buddy.

[05:14:04] Let me make something clear to you.

[05:14:05] Cardio training is harder than anything you could do in the gym, ever. Period, bro. Facts.

[05:14:13] Cardio training? Yo, bro, you said that's not the gym. Go do one football training when it's

[05:14:20] cardio day. Go do one, bro. Go to a basketball practice. You think you're, you think you can

[05:14:27] lift a lot of weight? Go to a basketball practice in check-in with me in an hour how

[05:14:33] your conditioning is, how your cardio is. Hi guys, what's up bro?

[05:14:38] You know buddy, you kicked a ball around into a net bro for about three weeks. That's not

[05:14:45] training! Did your ass to the gym! You wouldn't survive the diving gym and you know it.

[05:14:51] You lied to all of us. You said you were going to go through it, you were going to prove

[05:14:54] that it's false. No, you're going to leave! Your bitch ass is going to quit on us, huh?

[05:14:59] Oh, we're starting to see now.

[05:15:02] No, I'm starting to get it, buddy.

[05:15:04] You kicked the ball around and some guy...

[05:15:06] Hell yeah, I was going to leave the diamond gym.

[05:15:08] The fuck?

[05:15:09] I'm not going to be assaulted, bro.

[05:15:11] I'm not...

[05:15:12] Leave.

[05:15:13] I'm not even going to set foot within that premises.

[05:15:19] It's not that bad, bro.

[05:15:21] Like, it's not that bad.

[05:15:23] I would do it for fun if I could.

[05:15:25] But anyways, yeah.

[05:15:27] Don't act like you've like trained,

[05:15:29] like you gotta put some definition on training.

[05:15:32] You kick the ball around and your trainer said,

[05:15:34] good shot buddy, good shot.

[05:15:38] Oh, maybe a little too left.

[05:15:40] Use your inside foot, fuck you.

[05:15:46] Great support staff here.

[05:15:48] No, no, great support staff.

[05:15:51] Great support staff, bro.

[05:15:52] He said I was like nine.

[05:15:57] Come on.

[05:15:58] I just did 10, I'm doing 20, 40.

[05:15:59] There you go.

[05:16:00] All right.

[05:16:01] Who the f*** you talking to?

[05:16:02] I'm stuck.

[05:16:03] It's all right though.

[05:16:04] Don't put that f***ing border.

[05:16:05] Do not put that f***ing border.

[05:16:06] Do not stand up.

[05:16:07] Bro, stand up.

[05:16:08] It's all right though.

[05:16:10] Don't put that f***ing border up.

[05:16:12] Do not put that f***ing border up.

[05:16:14] Do not stand up.

[05:16:16] Bro, stand up, bro.

[05:16:18] Come on, ladies.

[05:16:20] Come on, bro.

[05:16:22] I rather you lose your strength than you did it, man.

[05:16:24] You finished, bro.

[05:16:26] I don't want to finish.

[05:16:32] One more. Push it. Push it. Right now. Right now.

[05:16:34] Chat why are you guys saying drop and give us 20 give me 20? Yo chat you're not hunk, bro

[05:16:40] And this isn't a fucking gym. I'm in my room

[05:16:43] This isn't a gym

[05:16:55] All right borderline concussion

[05:17:04] Down, down, up, last one.

[05:17:07] One more, one more, last one, last one.

[05:17:09] Come on, last one.

[05:17:12] Oh, drop it.

[05:17:18] Good, get up, sit up, sit up, sit up, sit up.

[05:17:21] Sit up, sit up, sit up.

[05:17:31] Come on, come here, come on, come on.

[05:17:33] Come on.

[05:17:34] That's it.

[05:17:40] There you go.

[05:17:42] There you go.

[05:17:46] I like the press.

[05:17:48] I'm talking about.

[05:17:50] Do it.

[05:17:54] I like it.

[05:17:56] I want to take a close game and it won't take nobody.

[05:18:04] Hey, man, it's fine.

[05:18:05] It's fine.

[05:18:06] It's fine.

[05:18:07] It's fine.

[05:18:08] Ah!

[05:18:09] One more.

[05:18:10] Come on.

[05:18:11] Let me sit down.

[05:18:12] Oh!

[05:18:13] Come on.

[05:18:14] Let me shut up.

[05:18:15] No.

[05:18:16] Does he die?

[05:18:17] Let him die outside someday.

[05:18:18] Yeah, all right.

[05:18:19] You good.

[05:18:20] He's trying anything.

[05:18:21] Come on.

[05:18:22] You die.

[05:18:23] We gotta drag him up there, man.

[05:18:24] Stop that responsibility.

[05:18:25] Just watch out.

[05:18:26] Get up!

[05:18:27] Get up!

[05:18:28] Get up!

[05:18:29] That's all right.

[05:18:30] That's all right.

[05:18:31] That's all right.

[05:18:32] That's all right.

[05:18:33] It's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's not cool to show the world that you're tired, but keep your face on and go, bro.

[05:18:42] I can't get it out.

[05:18:47] What's going on over there, you okay?

[05:18:58] This is a whole lot of nothing, Twin, like, this is a whole lot of fucking nothing, man.

[05:19:07] This is a whole lot of nothing.

[05:19:09] The hell

[05:19:16] Give me 20 sets or give me 20 reps of whatever the fuck

[05:19:25] Bro, I'm gonna be honest they did too many people bro

[05:19:28] Dude, you know what the best diamond gym video ever was will Tennyson will Tennyson at the best diamond gym video ever

[05:19:39] I can't breathe, no my throat is dry, I don't know.

[05:20:03] I can't even get it out of my mouth.

[05:20:08] I can't even get it up!

[05:20:10] Can I tell you what? Stand up!

[05:20:12] Ah! Boom!

[05:20:13] Ah!

[05:20:15] You grab the weight, and you try to do this. You try to curl the f*** up.

[05:20:18] It's not coming from your arms at all.

[05:20:20] The way I get this weight up, it's from my legs. I'm doing this.

[05:20:23] And I catch it.

[05:20:25] You see what I'm saying? Pick your head up, bro.

[05:20:27] It's like what he said. It's like what he loves you.

[05:20:29] Drop some of your hips.

[05:20:33] Come on.

[05:20:38] How are you gonna do it?

[05:20:40] Say I can't?

[05:20:42] Say I can't?

[05:20:44] Yeah!

[05:20:46] Come on, come on, come on.

[05:20:48] Come on, come on.

[05:20:50] Come on, Jordan.

[05:20:52] Come on, Jordan.

[05:20:54] Come on, come on.

[05:20:56] Jordan, breathe.

[05:20:58] Breathe simple, bro.

[05:21:00] What are you doing?

[05:21:02] He has a cordonado.

[05:21:04] For the play on this.

[05:21:06] We're playing on this sh**. Take this in the back on the swap, right?

[05:21:10] Put a port on the ball, and you run sh** to the swap.

[05:21:21] This sh** has been the same.

[05:21:22] Oh, you're the first one.

[05:21:27] Is it me leaving?

[05:21:29] How's everything going?

[05:21:31] I'm done, bro.

[05:21:33] Watch this in the back.

[05:21:36] He quit.

[05:21:37] He quit.

[05:21:38] Don't quit.

[05:21:39] Don't quit.

[05:21:40] Don't quit.

[05:21:41] Don't quit.

[05:21:42] Don't quit.

[05:21:43] I can't do that.

[05:21:44] No, I'm at all, bro.

[05:21:46] I'm good.

[05:21:47] No.

[05:21:48] Guys, you work out.

[05:21:49] What's your name?

[05:21:50] What's your name?

[05:21:51] What's your name?

[05:21:52] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[05:21:53] What's your name, bro?

[05:21:54] That's the last person I expected to meet.

[05:21:56] No, he's not.

[05:21:57] Yeah, bring your ass here.

[05:21:58] What are you doing, bro?

[05:21:59] Yeah, bring your last name.

[05:22:03] What are you doing, bro?

[05:22:07] Put your last name in front of the kids, bro.

[05:22:14] Like the f*** out there, bro. You can't leave, bro.

[05:22:17] Get the f*** out of there, bro.

[05:22:19] What the f*** is that? They just made them.

[05:22:21] They just made them.

[05:22:23] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[05:22:26] I'm asking you a serious question.

[05:22:28] I know you you a man, bro, right if your mom needed something from you or your sister not stop doing that

[05:22:33] They needed something from you and you're gonna tell your mom. I will pick you up and carry you over there

[05:22:37] But I need some electric lights

[05:22:51] To

[05:22:58] What you all call it?

[05:23:00] What part of your...

[05:23:02] What burrow is that?

[05:23:04] What you call it bro?

[05:23:06] Biggie?

[05:23:08] Biggie bro?

[05:23:10] Biggie, you're Tom. That's crazy.

[05:23:12] You was talking about?

[05:23:14] Biggie, Casanova to my jigger

[05:23:16] of my back, Sean Carter, Jay-Z.

[05:23:18] You was talking about what Biggie was talking about?

[05:23:20] He's saying Brooklyn is a respected burrow.

[05:23:22] Handle that.

[05:23:24] I got out of the University.

[05:23:26] There you go, come on.

[05:23:28] Forward.

[05:23:29] I think this is gonna be fun.

[05:23:30] I can't, I can't.

[05:23:31] It hurts when you're so dead.

[05:23:33] Get away from my heart.

[05:23:36] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[05:23:41] Jinxie is like a potato.

[05:23:44] Is that your first message, bro?

[05:23:47] No, he said it multiple times.

[05:23:50] Jinxie is like a potato, Jinxie is like a potato.

[05:23:53] Ron carries your entertainment.

[05:23:55] Speak or something 20 push-ups now say something

[05:24:00] Yo the is bish. What are you typing bro?

[05:24:25] I'm going to put my foot on the table.

[05:24:31] That's not good.

[05:24:33] Somebody said they crucified me.

[05:24:36] Wait, wait.

[05:24:38] Wait.

[05:24:39] Wait.

[05:24:40] Wait.

[05:24:41] Wait.

[05:24:42] Wait.

[05:24:43] Wait.

[05:24:44] Wait.

[05:24:45] Wait.

[05:24:46] Wait.

[05:24:47] Wait.

[05:24:48] Wait.

[05:24:49] Wait.

[05:24:50] Wait.

[05:24:51] Wait.

[05:24:52] Wait.

[05:24:53] Wait.

[05:24:54] Yo, that's so crazy. That's such a crazy sentence, bro

[05:25:06] This is just flat-out dangerous, I mean, I mean come on bro. What the fuck is this rap? This is just pure danger

[05:25:17] Like there's so much that could go wrong here

[05:25:24] Get up! Get up! Get up!

[05:25:31] Get up! Get up, bro! Get up!

[05:25:35] Come on!

[05:25:37] You can go with me, son! Get it done!

[05:25:40] Get up! Get up!

[05:25:42] Let's go, son!

[05:25:44] Yeah!

[05:25:46] Sit with me, son!

[05:25:49] I'm not going to play.

[05:25:56] Place your column.

[05:26:01] Wait, did you win West?

[05:26:04] No, I did not win.

[05:26:06] What place?

[05:26:07] Last place landed on me in the last two games.

[05:26:10] Zero points landed on me.

[05:26:12] Yo, are you making fun of my dimension, Mirko?

[05:26:19] No, bro, no.

[05:26:21] Bro, no.

[05:26:23] So that you are roasting me.

[05:26:26] No, somebody in my chats had a big crucifying Lacy.

[05:26:31] And then I laughed.

[05:26:33] Lacy, dude, did you see what they had me doing?

[05:26:37] No, yeah, I'm not like, dude, you got heart, kid.

[05:26:40] You didn't even quit. I haven't seen you quit.

[05:26:43] I didn't quit. I didn't quit. I didn't quit. I'm more so just like,

[05:26:47] I don't think this is like a proper like workout, bro. I don't think this.

[05:26:57] The whole design of it is like, you don't even have like proper reps the whole time.

[05:27:03] Yeah, you're just, because Lacey, like be honest,

[05:27:05] How many of your reps were like actually real reps like two percent three percent?

[05:27:12] No

[05:27:15] But they see I'm not like I'm not even it's not even a dig like no one can do

[05:27:22] No

[05:27:25] Fuck no no

[05:27:29] No

[05:27:35] Yeah, it doesn't look, bro, this is optional, bro.

[05:27:39] Like, this is optional, bro.

[05:27:42] I'm good, bro.

[05:27:43] Like, Jack, I'm not doing this.

[05:27:45] I disagree with the workout regimen within and of itself.

[05:27:49] And yeah, I don't want to harm myself.

[05:27:51] And then how many waivers did you sign, bro?

[05:27:53] Seven?

[05:27:54] Would you sign seven papers?

[05:27:56] You had to sign two waivers.

[05:27:58] One waiver, that if you get injured, it's no event.

[05:28:00] And a second waiver, that they can do anything

[05:28:02] they want to you.

[05:28:03] Like when they punch me in the stomach,

[05:28:04] That was a waiver I signed.

[05:28:06] Yeah, you got me all the way fucked up, bro.

[05:28:09] I'm not doing any of this shit, bro.

[05:28:11] I'll watch y'all do it.

[05:28:12] I'm not doing it, bro.

[05:28:13] Yeah.

[05:28:14] Listen, JC, when you're done watching the video,

[05:28:17] do you want to do Mexican area?

[05:28:19] I can't, bro.

[05:28:20] Don't test it's going to be in my room in like 20 minutes,

[05:28:23] bro.

[05:28:24] OK, better than none.

[05:28:25] Sorry, bro.

[05:28:26] Love you to death, kid.

[05:28:27] All right, man, have a good night.

[05:28:29] All right, Lacey, I'll see you, bro.

[05:28:34] It's not sad bro. What do you want me to do? I'm about to meet Dante's.

[05:28:45] Go!

[05:28:47] Go huge hulking mommy milkers with the 20 gifted moms. Um

[05:28:54] Yeah, are you like

[05:29:03] How they got three

[05:29:06] It's not a switch they keep a star on his face go

[05:29:15] I

[05:29:28] Never seen them she's like they was fly by the first hour we had them on yeah

[05:29:31] So leave me from Brooklyn with some summertime fuzzies on this

[05:29:35] Yeah, pigtail. He probably will bonnet to visit you. He told me. Yeah

[05:29:40] Yeah!

[05:29:44] I like, I like civil war.

[05:29:46] Now I'm gonna do this whole workout. I've done like 700 burpees. That's it.

[05:29:51] Yes! Yes!

[05:29:54] There we go!

[05:29:55] You're not that so dry.

[05:29:56] I actually don't know what I'm supposed to do though.

[05:29:58] How much am I supposed to do?

[05:30:00] 25 push-ups, 10 burpees.

[05:30:02] This is hard work. I work out on you. It's hard work. Keep it up. Not on about it.

[05:30:16] What do you say to me?

[05:30:18] I can't even tell you that, but you're just a cop.

[05:30:21] What do you say to me?

[05:30:23] What do you do?

[05:30:25] It's a lot of conversation, I got.

[05:30:27] It's a lot of conversation, I got.

[05:30:29] Let's go, folks.

[05:30:31] Let's go, folks.

[05:30:33] What's up, man?

[05:30:35] What the fuck was you doing?

[05:30:37] You're talking, right? You're in a shit-talk, right, mate?

[05:30:40] I'm pretty glad.

[05:30:42] I just made a fucking appointment with me and you.

[05:30:44] We

[05:30:58] What date bro, what date

[05:31:04] Well, I'm gonna be in New Jersey the 19th for the World Cup finals, so maybe the 20th I could go

[05:31:10] but like don't I don't want to go bro I don't want to go bro I don't want to go

[05:31:21] don't tag me don't tag me do not take me out of your tweet bro don't yo bro

[05:31:28] make your own no no no

[05:31:40] Bro, bondale bingo, bro.

[05:31:42] Like, I don't love you to death, kid.

[05:31:44] No, no, no, no, no!

[05:31:46] You wanna constantly shit-talk me?

[05:31:48] You wanna disrespect me when I've done nothing but positive shit to you?

[05:31:52] Get up!

[05:31:53] Get up!

[05:31:55] You insulted me as a foreigner for hours!

[05:31:59] If you don't come with me, I'm leaking your ad just out of you, the fuck!

[05:32:02] Oh my God.

[05:32:03] You're forced to come with me.

[05:32:06] I don't give a fuck. You're coming with me.

[05:32:07] Shut the mouth.

[05:32:08] You're coming with me, bro.

[05:32:09] I'm dead serious

[05:32:14] There's no way out of this one bro. There's no way out of this one. Let me see your tweet, bro

[05:32:19] Look bro. I'm just gonna say this

[05:32:22] If you do it july 20th, I might be in new york, bro

[05:32:27] That's fine, bro. I'll make sure you're there

[05:32:30] I'll make sure

[05:32:31] And listen, bro, there's no saving you anymore. There's deadass no saving you. So wait you want to go on stream

[05:32:37] Yeah, we're going and we're not going to troll this is what I just said

[05:32:42] Oh, I would have taken you serious if you just took it serious

[05:32:45] You just want to sit there and troll every 10 seconds. So how much was thinking serious?

[05:32:51] Like yeah, bro, I'm going and I'm not trolling. I'm fully committed. I'm not talking to aunt. I'm not doing anything

[05:32:57] I'm doing the workouts

[05:32:59] Yo, chat like bro, but dude, I've already like said multiple times publicly that I disagree

[05:33:11] with their workout regimen, bro.

[05:33:13] Like I'm just going to have you can say that you can tell I'm going to expect.

[05:33:17] Oh, great.

[05:33:18] Oh, then we can do a segment where I get thrown through a glass window and then

[05:33:22] I do a hospital segment, bro.

[05:33:24] Bro, I'm very anti this place.

[05:33:27] Like I don't agree with this workout, bro.

[05:33:29] close yeah he'll go bro look Ron bro let I'm gonna finish this video bro and dude

[05:33:39] I'll be in New York bro but I don't like bro I did not say to tag me like I

[05:33:44] don't know if I want to be in that bro if you go bro that's great I'll watch

[05:33:48] the stream you're gonna die you're gonna die I don't give a fuck you're gonna

[05:33:54] fucking die you're gonna fucking die bro I don't give a fuck bro there's no

[05:34:01] more trolling anywhere man I already called Haughty I already confirmed this

[05:34:04] we're doing it so oh you confirmed on my behalf we got about 20 days to

[05:34:09] prepare man probably like 30 days maximum good luck

[05:34:16] friends like this bro

[05:34:20] Yo, that's like a teacher's pet right there, bro.

[05:34:25] Just grab his pocket, Jay.

[05:34:28] I'm not here with you.

[05:34:30] Hey, you don't take this one.

[05:34:32] Come on.

[05:34:33] Come on, come on.

[05:34:35] Yes, now it's time.

[05:34:37] Yes!

[05:34:38] Yes!

[05:34:39] Yes!

[05:34:40] Cool!

[05:34:41] Oh!

[05:34:42] I'm not here!

[05:34:43] You're gonna have to reset this, okay?

[05:34:49] Okay, believe in yourself, regroup, now we work, now we work.

[05:34:56] Drop it, don't ever say that again.

[05:34:59] Breathe, breathe, come back to it, you got one more.

[05:35:02] One more, let's go.

[05:35:04] Everybody got their own mother you got your own to bro. Let it out. Come on, come on money

[05:35:25] Be different, brother. Don't be like the rest of the seniors, bro.

[05:35:28] Dante's... Wait, is Dante's close?

[05:35:42] Bro, Dante's about to be at my house.

[05:35:44] Be different, okay? Show him what...

[05:35:46] My body, your rules.

[05:35:48] Uh, Mudd, let's get a permanent ban on Rocco Taco Zero. Thank you.

[05:35:53] Let's go bro.

[05:35:55] Wake me up.

[05:35:57] Let's go bro.

[05:35:59] Let's go. It's game time.

[05:36:01] It's game time. It's 30 bucks.

[05:36:03] Get underneath the board.

[05:36:05] Close the grip.

[05:36:07] Don't be scared.

[05:36:09] Power.

[05:36:11] Yes!

[05:36:13] Yes!

[05:36:15] Yes!

[05:36:17] Yes!

[05:36:19] Yes!

[05:36:21] Call the dog, call the dog, call the dog.

[05:36:23] Oh.

[05:36:25] I jumped his mother.

[05:36:27] She brought me stuff.

[05:36:29] Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.

[05:36:31] It's training for a boy.

[05:36:33] I'm good, bro.

[05:36:37] Yeah, wait, what is he training for?

[05:36:39] Like, just Armageddon?

[05:36:41] No, you guys are next, yeah.

[05:36:44] I'm with you whenever.

[05:36:45] No, no, no, no.

[05:36:46] I'm with you whenever.

[05:36:47] At least I gotta go down my back end

[05:36:48] and go to the swimming pool.

[05:36:49] Just walk in and finish, it's your last thing.

[05:36:51] Oh, shh, I don't know.

[05:36:52] Oh, shh, bro.

[05:36:53] I don't know how I'm here.

[05:36:54] Everybody behind the fucking camera.

[05:36:55] What?

[05:36:56] Who's in there?

[05:36:57] Who's in there?

[05:36:58] Hey, you heard him, bro?

[05:36:59] Oh.

[05:37:00] Ron is not gonna get you, like, any less.

[05:37:02] I'm lying with a female eye, no fucking person.

[05:37:04] Who heard him?

[05:37:05] Who heard him?

[05:37:06] Who the fuck?

[05:37:07] Get your ass to the hill, bro.

[05:37:09] Did he just say, no fucking person?

[05:37:11] Is that what he just said?

[05:37:12] No way.

[05:37:13] Figure it out, clean over your hats, your shoulder,

[05:37:15] walk this shit up to your room.

[05:37:17] I'm not ready to die, you ain't ready to live.

[05:37:41] Walks away with aura.

[05:37:42] That was fucking aura.

[05:37:43] That was aura.

[05:37:44] That was Zora.

[05:37:45] Huge Hulk and mommy milkers with another 20 gifted.

[05:37:48] Uh, uh, what's this guy's username?

[05:37:51] It makes sense.

[05:38:01] Let's go with that.

[05:38:02] Let's go with that.

[05:38:03] Lock in that. Let's go.

[05:38:05] Let's go. Lock in, lock in.

[05:38:07] and the most dangerous work out in all of New Jersey award goes to this I mean

[05:38:30] What the fuck, bro?

[05:38:34] What if you just like get off balance and then literally just instantly die

[05:38:40] Like if you trip like what even happens, bro

[05:38:43] somebody said or you just completely smash a car window just a middle-aged woman with

[05:39:07] Like a Lexus next to you yours weight just spears her fucking driver's side windshield and window

[05:39:18] Lock in lock in only do the sewer. Let's go first pull

[05:39:28] It's very carried up we're gonna carry the boats, huh?

[05:39:32] Yeah, Rod is just clearly not taking this serious, bro.

[05:39:37] Oh!

[05:39:38] That's when you got it.

[05:39:41] Got it!

[05:39:42] It's gonna work.

[05:39:44] Oh no, oh no.

[05:39:48] Uh, yo, uh,unk, he's a little bit off kilter here, and there's a windshield, what, coming

[05:39:57] up.

[05:39:58] Everybody on the curb, push up position, right here.

[05:40:05] Help you brush your teeth over.

[05:40:08] Get to the finish line, get to the finish line.

[05:40:10] Relax, there we go, relax, relax.

[05:40:13] Stand up, stand up.

[05:40:17] What's wrong?

[05:40:18] What's wrong with you?

[05:40:19] Stand up.

[05:40:20] This boat on the curb, this up in space.

[05:40:25] The count is 50 for paid attention.

[05:40:27] It's going to be like a little trumpet attack.

[05:40:30] One, then it's going to be two, up, all the way up, up and down.

[05:40:35] Chad, what would happen if David Goggins went here?

[05:40:37] Would he just start training them halfway through?

[05:40:41] What would actually happen, bro?

[05:40:44] Don Texas texted me.

[05:40:48] So as soon as you go, you've got a whole little push-up

[05:40:51] position so that two come around.

[05:40:52] They drop, they get the f*** out,

[05:40:54] they won't get pitilized to build.

[05:40:55] Bro's like 55, dude, do you realize that,

[05:40:58] like that literally doesn't even matter?

[05:41:00] Bro, David Goggins was spotted like running in a desert

[05:41:04] like last year for miles, like bro, he's insane.

[05:41:09] Bro, David Goggins has like the pull up world record.

[05:41:14] Do you realize that?

[05:41:16] David Goggins, like you guys how much like discipline

[05:41:19] that takes?

[05:41:20] David Goggins has the pull up world record.

[05:41:24] Yeah, they drop, they go up and down the hill till we're done.

[05:41:26] No, literally spotted. There was a kid driving. This is a video. It's like viral.

[05:41:30] There was a kid driving. He's like in the passenger side window of a car,

[05:41:35] and he just sees David Goggins in like fucking Arizona or something.

[05:41:39] This was like a year ago. It's like 120 degrees. Just running.

[05:41:44] Like, bro, he's dialed.

[05:41:46] What?

[05:41:46] Simple. Don't drop, then.

[05:41:48] Run it!

[05:41:49] What?

[05:41:51] What?

[05:41:53] No!

[05:41:54] Oh

[05:41:57] Show us all right fine David Goggins spotted running

[05:42:02] Yeah, I made that up

[05:42:09] David Goggins found running

[05:42:11] This is it, this is it, this is it, this is it.

[05:42:24] This man was just driving down the road when he spotted David Goggins on-

[05:42:32] Like, bruh, this guy's the real deal, bruh, one of his famous runs and decided to stop

[05:42:36] him mid-stride.

[05:42:37] Oh look exactly as I depicted even his wife wasn't sure it was really him but Goggans

[05:42:46] humbly pulled over for the encounter he immediately greeted the bro David Goggans has ran so much

[05:42:52] in his life that his knees are like permanently fucking destroyed his knees are like okay

[05:42:59] I said the desert and then I changed it to Arizona so you guys can kick rocks bro

[05:43:04] David Goggins has ran so much that his knees are like, destroyed.

[05:43:10] How the f*** do you go, Pop?

[05:43:11] I told my ass.

[05:43:12] I told my ass.

[05:43:13] One.

[05:43:14] One.

[05:43:15] One.

[05:43:16] One.

[05:43:17] One.

[05:43:18] One.

[05:43:19] One.

[05:43:20] One.

[05:43:21] One.

[05:43:22] One.

[05:43:23] One.

[05:43:24] Two.

[05:43:25] Two.

[05:43:26] Pop, how the f*** do you get the two when I say one?

[05:43:29] Two.

[05:43:30] Nope, you said middle of the desert in Arizona.

[05:43:32] Okay, I did say desert, but I was exaggerating.

[05:43:34] Okay, Arizona is literally a desert anyways.

[05:43:37] Whoa, stop, stop, stop.

[05:43:39] Fuck.

[05:43:40] Ah.

[05:43:41] I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, what?

[05:43:43] It was just Spanish.

[05:43:44] Wait, let's check this Portugal game.

[05:43:46] Oh my God, they're just tied.

[05:43:50] It's one all the way down, right?

[05:43:52] It's on an in class and they got it.

[05:43:54] He doesn't have the pull-up record anymore,

[05:43:56] bro, it doesn't fucking matter.

[05:43:57] Like, yo, if you held at any point in time

[05:44:01] in your life, the pull-up record.

[05:44:04] I don't care if you held it for a week, a day, or a second,

[05:44:07] do you realize how much aura you have?

[05:44:12] Bro, if you ever, at any point in time,

[05:44:14] held the pull-up world record, you have fucking aura.

[05:44:18] Disadvantage, so that means you gotta go twice.

[05:44:20] So you're gonna say one, they're gonna hold it up,

[05:44:22] you're gonna go down, and you're gonna say two.

[05:44:24] And just say you don't know ball,

[05:44:26] boggles, I haven't said anything incorrect right now.

[05:44:29] I'm gonna break back up the hill.

[05:44:30] He gonna say three.

[05:44:32] You understand?

[05:44:32] After how he says two, you got to understand?

[05:44:34] Well, they're not gonna understand.

[05:44:35] All right, let's go, let's go.

[05:44:36] One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, two.

[05:44:49] Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, three.

[05:44:54] Two, two, three, yeah, yeah, three, three, three, three, three, three, three, four.

[05:45:07] So what, the guys on the end just get fucked?

[05:45:10] Four, four, four, four, four, four, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five,

[05:45:24] Five.

[05:45:25] Five.

[05:45:26] Five.

[05:45:27] Five.

[05:45:28] Six.

[05:45:29] Seven.

[05:45:30] Four, six, five.

[05:45:31] Six, six.

[05:45:31] About six, six.

[05:45:32] Start all over there.

[05:45:34] Oh man, she's over again.

[05:45:37] Start all over, no no no no no no.

[05:45:40] That's the easy way now.

[05:45:41] Start back at one.

[05:45:42] Four.

[05:45:43] Five.

[05:45:44] Four.

[05:45:46] One.

[05:45:47] Three.

[05:45:48] Three.

[05:45:49] Three.

[05:45:51] Four.

[05:45:52] Four.

[05:45:53] Four.

[05:45:54] Ah!

[05:45:55] Four!

[05:45:56] I'm so confused.

[05:45:58] What?

[05:45:58] Yeah.

[05:45:59] It's hot potato?

[05:46:02] Four.

[05:46:03] Four.

[05:46:04] Four.

[05:46:05] Five.

[05:46:06] Five.

[05:46:07] Five.

[05:46:08] Five.

[05:46:09] Wow.

[05:46:11] Yeah, they're doing like in a line, but...

[05:46:14] Yo, Chad, I know what a line is.

[05:46:16] I understand.

[05:46:17] What I'm saying is the guys on the end are going four,

[05:46:21] and they're doing four.

[05:46:22] Everyone else is just doing one at every stage. I thought it was gonna be the guy at the end initiates four

[05:46:28] And then everyone does four, but they're just doing one at a time

[05:46:35] Five

[05:46:38] Does that look like five push-ups to you five five seven two

[05:46:46] Seventeen

[05:46:48] 17 no one one can't finish until the next is done. It's called being a team

[05:47:02] See you don't rest

[05:47:12] 48 49 49 49 50 50

[05:47:18] Yeah!

[05:47:20] Yeah!

[05:47:22] Yeah!

[05:47:24] That's impossible, sir.

[05:47:26] That's impossible, sir.

[05:47:28] That's impossible, sir.

[05:47:30] That's impossible, sir, boy.

[05:47:32] What's your business?

[05:47:34] Did I just complete the dimension?

[05:47:36] I gave that shit my all.

[05:47:40] For two and a half hours.

[05:47:42] I'm never going to the gym again.

[05:47:44] Bro, it's one thing to be tired.

[05:47:46] Bro, it's one thing to be tired.

[05:47:47] It's another thing to show it.

[05:47:48] I tell you like that all the time.

[05:47:49] Don't show this to be tired, bro.

[05:47:51] Oh!

[05:47:52] I, I, I didn't even live in my own home.

[05:47:54] I knew I was dead.

[05:47:55] I was about, I was about to take up my shirt.

[05:47:57] I can't even live in my own home.

[05:47:59] Oh my God, water has never tasted as good.

[05:48:01] I saw a wall.

[05:48:01] I told you, six months, I'm gonna come back diesel.

[05:48:04] I'm gonna come back like this.

[05:48:08] You're gonna say 50,

[05:48:09] let's say 200 burpees.

[05:48:09] Let's say that's it.

[05:48:10] It was way harder than the first time.

[05:48:12] For real.

[05:48:12] I don't know what you went on with.

[05:48:14] Now you won't be his friend. I take your water back. He was calling

[05:48:22] He's still got people

[05:48:25] Please take some shit. I'll tell you this I swear to God put us on everything. I love I don't work out

[05:48:33] You didn't need to put that on everything

[05:48:44] it was good it's all they do when you finish it but when you're in it bro

[05:48:48] hey there's zero energy what's going on y'all

[05:48:52] it's all about zero energy

[05:48:54] fuck up

[05:48:54] fuck it tired bro

[05:48:55] fuck bro

[05:48:56] we just use it up

[05:48:57] i don't even have energy to try that

[05:48:59] oh i'm finished bro

[05:49:00] i'm doing the best

[05:49:01] i'm on it

[05:49:01] who's the one

[05:49:03] you

[05:49:04] what did they say

[05:49:04] nah i'll get lacy

[05:49:06] lacy

[05:49:06] lacy wasn't like trolling

[05:49:08] plain and unblocked

[05:49:09] nah

[05:49:09] lacy

[05:49:10] you can't

[05:49:11] fuck it don't deliver

[05:49:12] and then he had a

[05:49:13] You gonna say it's true man?

[05:49:14] You gonna do that?

[05:49:15] You said I had a car accident.

[05:49:16] You really think I did the worst?

[05:49:17] Yeah.

[05:49:18] Quick man, what was that?

[05:49:19] No, I was gonna quit.

[05:49:20] I came an hour and a half late and quit midway.

[05:49:22] I didn't quit.

[05:49:23] I didn't come an hour and a half late.

[05:49:24] Don't put that money in my book.

[05:49:25] It came 45 minutes late.

[05:49:26] And I walked out and I walked right back in.

[05:49:28] Why do you quit?

[05:49:29] I had a lot of liquid the night before.

[05:49:32] I felt like there was no oxygen going in my head.

[05:49:34] I needed some treats around me.

[05:49:36] Fresh air?

[05:49:37] Oh, newlyweds coming in, huh?

[05:49:38] I was drinking with a bro.

[05:49:40] I told you that's like.

[05:49:42] You were drunk too! What are you talking about?

[05:49:45] You remember that, don't you?

[05:49:47] Yo, yo, yo, it's cool. And let's take a move over there.

[05:49:50] What?

[05:49:52] We're done!

[05:49:54] Camera, camera.

[05:49:56] Tell them bro, let's say what up.

[05:49:59] All in the house, right?

[05:50:01] Well, I love to do what up. You can't bring the cameras down.

[05:50:04] So you cut the cameras to see what we found in it.

[05:50:06] Workout. And figure the f*** out.

[05:50:08] Are you right?

[05:50:09] You ain't gonna be a lot of stuff.

[05:50:11] Hey, you gonna start now, bro?

[05:50:13] Who say you gonna be a lot of spender money?

[05:50:15] There's longevity, it's the career that you're in,

[05:50:18] it's so focused on everybody.

[05:50:20] Like, bro, we could all say, like,

[05:50:21] oh, I don't give a shit what people say about me,

[05:50:23] but when people make up stories about your shit,

[05:50:24] college you won't be mentally strong enough

[05:50:26] to handle that.

[05:50:27] And this place is-

[05:50:27] He's jinxing muted.

[05:50:28] Isbish, I don't know what your fixation is

[05:50:31] with me producing noise all the time.

[05:50:33] I'm watching and listening to a video, bro.

[05:50:35] Shut the fuck up.

[05:50:37] Listen to that, bro.

[05:50:38] And then aside from that, y'all have a group.

[05:50:40] Why not?

[05:50:40] Like you don't gotta be jacked in but like be built be like like so that when y'all walk out together

[05:50:46] It's presentable, and it's like it shows so yeah, we all get busy

[05:50:50] You know we all together like you who knows you might y'all might go up on the stage somewhere

[05:50:53] I like holy this whole house is healthy. They risked again money. They get they got

[05:51:00] They push you to your limits when you think you want to quit

[05:51:05] And you don't quit you keep going

[05:51:07] We had to put one or two, that shit was way harder, way harder than the first time.

[05:51:12] Bro, when I heard 715 reps, uh, but no water was probably the hardest thing.

[05:51:18] I'm not gonna lie.

[05:51:19] Half the time I was thinking about drinking water, but we did it.

[05:51:23] We actually all did it.

[05:51:24] That was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

[05:51:25] I did not think I was gonna make it past 10 minutes.

[05:51:29] I impressed myself, I'm gonna be honest.

[05:51:31] Next.

[05:51:32] Yeah, bro.

[05:51:33] Next

[05:51:36] Yeah, bro, I don't I don't know man, I don't know man. I don't know why

[05:51:43] Ron tagged me at his tweet

[05:51:47] Never said I'm going that day I

[05:51:51] Just like I don't

[05:51:54] Don't know why I'm tagged in this um

[05:51:59] Where's Dante's he's not here yet he's in Florida though

[05:52:03] He landed it safe!

[05:52:05] Faker plays in two hours.

[05:52:11] Faker plays in two hours, y'all.

[05:52:16] Bro, Chet, I haven't even showered, bro.

[05:52:18] Chet, should I go shower before I meet Dontess?

[05:52:22] Should I go shower, bro?

[05:52:26] Chet clicks Tweet.

[05:52:33] What does this even mean, bro?

[05:52:36] He's with P and Polo?

[05:52:39] Bro, chat.

[05:52:45] If Klix wins with Peterbot, is it LeMickey?

[05:52:48] If he wins FNCS.

[05:52:49] I feel like Klix can play with anyone, but it can't be P. It can't be P. It can't

[05:52:57] be P. Like, he can play with literally anyone else.

[05:53:00] Now the tower, don't they just all live in Dallas though?

[05:53:07] That's the limit key.

[05:53:15] Is Trio's FNCS next? Is it next?

[05:53:25] Is Trio's FNCS next?

[05:53:28] Bro, I need to go shower, bro.

[05:53:30] Yeah, I have not showered all day.

[05:53:32] Highlights, could you take over my stream for five minutes?

[05:53:35] I just want to take a cold shower, man.

[05:53:39] Oh, the next FNCS is solo?

[05:53:40] Oh, God.

[05:53:43] Miho.

[05:53:45] Look at Peterbuff Suite.

[05:53:47] What is reply?

[05:53:52] Bring us with you.

[05:53:53] I don't have a camera set up in the shower.

[05:53:58] Hi guys, yo, I'm about to go shower bro. Hi guys, could you take over for five minutes, bro?

[05:54:04] I got a shower before I meet dot test

[05:54:08] Bro, I'm not lazy. I forgot the shower and went live

[05:54:14] You have eyes dot test about to be here bro, I'm gonna hit the shower bro. Could you like take over the stream for five minutes?

[05:54:28] Hi guys, I don't want to shower on my stream, bro.

[05:54:33] I'd rather literally do anything, bro.

[05:54:36] I would literally rather do anything than shower on my fucking stream.

[05:54:39] That's begging for it.

[05:54:42] No, bro, I'm not showering on camera!

[05:54:47] Give me like five minutes, bro.

[05:54:50] Hi guys, you just take over, bro.

[05:54:52] You got this, man.

[05:54:54] Don't fuck around.

[05:54:56] Don't fuck around. Just talk to the chat.

[05:55:01] Do you ever fuck around?

[05:55:07] Do you ever fuck around? Does a bear shit inside of the woods?

[05:55:13] No.

[05:55:13] Okay. High-fives. I'm gonna go shower, bro.

[05:55:16] This is your stream for five minutes, bro. Don't fuck around.

[05:55:19] Don't fuck around.

[05:55:22] Won't be fucking around, thanks.

[05:55:23] Alright, see you.

[05:55:26] Have a good shower before I meet Delta.

[05:55:56] you

[05:56:26] You

[05:59:26] I

[06:01:56] Oh

[06:03:26] Go guys what the fuck?

[06:03:45] There it is.

[06:03:49] IT'S IN fact, there's a keycap on this map.

[06:03:52] Sinceакти cinema boosts you dumb ass.

[06:03:54] I

[06:04:01] Chatted him back bro. No, no, no

[06:04:06] boo boo boo

[06:04:09] L streamer. No

[06:04:11] boo, let us play

[06:04:13] Guys, we're fucking shitheads, bro. Let's hit it in the middle. Go away. You ruined it. You ruined the fun

[06:04:20] How much why does my camera look like that?

[06:04:27] Chat, Don Tess is going to be here in like 20 minutes, bro, I'm nervous, bro, 30 minutes.

[06:04:40] I don't know.

[06:04:41] Chat, what should I do, bro?

[06:04:42] Until Don Tess is here.

[06:04:44] Should I play Rocket League, League of Legends or Rainbow Six-Seven, M-Ray, think of

[06:04:49] Don't drink, you drunky.

[06:04:52] I'm not drinking!

[06:04:56] Do the shower stream.

[06:04:57] I already did it.

[06:04:58] Portugal's going to draw Colombia.

[06:05:00] Bro, this means if Portugal draws, they're going to have literally like the hardest path

[06:05:07] ever to World Cup finals.

[06:05:10] Huge mommy milkers.

[06:05:11] Thank you for the 20 gifts.

[06:05:12] it chat about rocky league league of legends or rainbow six seven but up but

[06:05:18] it up but it up but it up but Ron is calling me again yo hey Ron how's it

[06:05:28] going what the fuck bro yo are you working out

[06:05:36] it's time to work bro come on yeah we gotta start training did you end your

[06:05:40] stream to walk up a hill it's not just the hill bro it's a big hill all the way up bro you're actually

[06:05:49] locked in yeah bro we're going you see this oh no just take a look just take a look bro it goes forever

[06:05:58] So run are you largely yo bro listen you're going to the diamond gym in July

[06:06:07] We are

[06:06:12] Bro are you streaming?

[06:06:29] Nice little guilt trip before he hangs up nice little the guilt trip it's not about abandoning

[06:06:37] Yo, bro, I'm not going in a gym where I sign away a waiver where a deranged man can hit me. I don't care

[06:06:46] Yeah, such such rookie. He's just trying to guilt-trip me, bro

[06:06:50] L powered your check you guys are gonna see me working out with Dante's this whole week

[06:06:58] Baby, I love the way

[06:07:01] I love the way

[06:07:03] Chad I sort of want to run it down on some of those riffs, but I'm not even gonna hold you like I'm just feeling I

[06:07:11] Gotta get silver y'all

[06:07:15] Dude like you guys want to see my like how much I've improved I'm playing you now. I'm done with Warwick

[06:07:21] Baby, I love the way you're basically my brother was teaching me League of Legends

[06:07:26] And he basically said your bros your teammates are pigs

[06:07:30] Let them be pigs just farm all of your camps scale get to three items with ye and then kill the entire lobby. I

[06:07:37] Need another water

[06:07:42] Chad don't that's gonna be here that is gonna be here in

[06:07:47] 20 minutes, bro

[06:07:49] 20 minutes, bro 30 minutes. I might have time for like a game, bro

[06:07:53] I'm gonna have time for like a game. Let me call them bro. Let me call them

[06:08:00] Let me call down test is he still in the fucking airport now he's got to be in there

[06:08:09] Two hours till faker place

[06:08:26] Call me in two minutes, okay

[06:08:30] Bro chat dude, uh, I don't even know if I have time for a rank. I don't have time for a game

[06:08:41] We voted our six, but chat I've already conquered siege man. I already got champion, bro

[06:08:46] Like league it's like a mountain that I'm looking up to bro. This is how league is for me, bro

[06:08:51] man looking at

[06:08:54] mountain

[06:09:00] This is how League of Legends is for me, bro

[06:09:04] Like I really don't know how to explain it like Siege is the rock I'm standing on I've gotten champion 20 times on Siege

[06:09:10] League of Legends is this mountain right here

[06:09:14] Like I don't know. I don't know bro. I just I have to conquer it, bro

[06:09:18] Like you know what I'm saying, bro

[06:09:22] Like this this is the mat like that's League of Legends, bro, and I'm just some bronze fucking scum

[06:09:28] I'm some bronze scum, bro

[06:09:32] Like I could rip our six game like I love siege, but I got champ bro. I got champions each like I have to get like

[06:09:40] Not challenger in league, but I have to get a rank I'm happy with

[06:09:43] Like I want to get a rank in league where like if I walk up to somebody I'm like, oh, yeah, like I'm like a

[06:09:50] I'm like a diamond jungler like people like are like whoa, they like do a double take like whoa

[06:09:55] Who is this man? You're a diamond jungler. Like, you know what I'm saying, bro?

[06:10:02] Got to pass a lot of it. Like, have to pass a lot of it. And bro, that's another big reason for this marathon is like, guys, the next, when we start this league marathon, like, I dead ass could be, I dead ass could be on league for like, maybe it could be the longest I've ever done.

[06:10:25] It would be more of a reaction of you. Yeah, and you're still dog shit

[06:10:31] Get challenger pussy. Do you realize? Do you realize how hard that is?

[06:10:39] Sina crashed out I saw bro, I saw I literally saw

[06:10:44] But you know what I could I could rip like I could rip our six game because I'm gonna be on I'm gonna be on

[06:10:49] league for literally like

[06:10:51] forever. Like I might be on lead for a week so I could rip R16. Maybe I love the way.

[06:11:01] Maybe I rip an R6 game and a lead game. Maybe I do both at the same time. Pause, unpause.

[06:11:09] Did you guys hear that? Did you guys hear my controller connected?

[06:11:17] I love the way

[06:11:19] And he I love the way

[06:11:22] Yeah, like I'm not gonna conquer league by queuing seeds. Well, it's just like

[06:11:27] But I do love me some siege man, I do love me some siege. I'm a sec to generate freak

[06:11:31] All right, I'm gonna get a water

[06:11:33] So I'll rip a siege game and then rip a league game and then Dante should be here. All right be on me

[06:11:47] Baby I love to wait hours to get my leg on the desk.

[06:12:01] Fuck.

[06:12:02] Ow.

[06:12:03] God it hurts.

[06:12:04] You're gonna have 225 hours of PC playtime.

[06:12:09] Not bad kid.

[06:12:10] Yo seeds you wanna load it up?

[06:12:12] My god.

[06:12:13] Load it up.

[06:12:14] Lo, lo, lo, load up!

[06:12:19] Yo, talents, sec, did they draw?

[06:12:22] What was that song?

[06:12:23] It's called The Way by Ariana Grande and Mac Miller.

[06:12:29] Portugal is 15 minutes away from drawing.

[06:12:33] Ladies and gentlemen, we might have,

[06:12:39] I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

[06:12:42] 50 minutes away from drawing.

[06:12:44] dude look I'm just gonna call it how it is bro drawing Congo and drawing

[06:12:49] Columbia you're not winning the World Cup like that like you know but I just have

[06:12:55] too much ball knowledge Jack bro I'm gonna keep it a beam can I get a fucking

[06:12:59] reach weed if you draw Congo and Columbia you're not winning the World

[06:13:04] Cup buddy holy shit you're not winning the World Cup man no I know

[06:13:10] Colombia's not bad, but it's like bro to win the world cup you gotta dominate

[06:13:16] They haven't drawn yet to be fair they haven't drawn yet

[06:13:20] You're not gonna win the world cup by fucking drawing Congo, and then two weeks later drawing Colombia

[06:13:27] I'm sorry, bro. Let's address the 900 pound out of it in the room

[06:13:32] Portugal isn't even a top 18, bro. I said it. I don't care. They only beat us back of Sam

[06:13:40] I don't care, bro. Portugal is not even a top 18. They drew Columbia and Congo? Hang

[06:13:55] it up! Hang it up! Baby, I love the way. Oh my god. Alright, we're in a platinum

[06:14:04] slash gold slash silver lobby holy shit it's gonna be a bumpy ride yo yo guys

[06:14:09] what's up oh you still can't ban Calypso casino guys have an idea what if we

[06:14:17] vote for no ban and then we're less likely to have casino get on our map

[06:14:23] all right I'm gonna shove this up my ass we banned the best map yep I'm all

[06:14:29] each like I'm off bro we're going to make it to your one baby I love the way

[06:14:48] a degree don't think I'm into one BXC to one I like literally bro if I get

[06:14:53] I'm out, bro. I hate that map. I've played it 10 times. I don't know. I don't like the map.

[06:15:01] Why don't we vote to be on cafe? Are you guys like idiots? Wait, there's ranked fives now?

[06:15:08] When did this get added to League? There's ranked fives?

[06:15:14] There's ranked 5? What? Oh God. Alright, I'm Bronze 4.

[06:15:39] I haven't played a game of league on stream in probably a week, bro

[06:15:45] Instantly found a queue does that mean we got sniped? No, does that mean we got sniped? We found a queue in zero fucking seconds

[06:15:53] I

[06:16:05] Swear if ye and warwick get double-band it's a stream snipe if ye and warwick get double-band it's a stream snipe

[06:16:13] Mark my fucking words go

[06:16:15] That's a goat

[06:16:17] Mark my words kid if if yee and warwick get banned it's a double stream slump. I forgot. I can't queue league with a one second today

[06:16:25] Please don't be a double band. I've been really found a game in zero seconds, bro

[06:16:30] Please don't then yee and warwick

[06:16:39] Shit's a joke right shit's a joke right like

[06:16:43] Like, shit's a joke, right?

[06:16:52] Yee is always banned in iron slash bronze.

[06:16:57] I've played yee nine games in a row with no problem.

[06:17:00] You don't believe me?

[06:17:02] Look at my, look at my, look at my, look at my thing.

[06:17:10] Kimsey, Kimsey MVP, OPTG, yee yee yee yee yee yee yee yee yee yee yee yee yee yee yee

[06:17:24] That's 14 games in a row he hasn't been banned.

[06:17:28] As soon as I start my stream he's banned.

[06:17:32] As soon as I start my stream he's banned.

[06:17:36] Yee yee yee 14 times in a row.

[06:17:43] Look bro, I'm not saying it's a stream snipe, I'm just saying there's a fucking chance.

[06:17:51] Ronaldo scored, say you swear to God he scored.

[06:17:55] Say you swear to God he scored.

[06:17:59] Cap!

[06:18:01] Cap!

[06:18:03] Bro, they're gonna draw Colombia. Oh my god. Yeah, bro. Hey Portugal, bro. I don't know. I

[06:18:12] Don't know

[06:18:15] Ain't nobody scores son

[06:18:18] Check numbers, which I check the stats out of the game

[06:18:24] Let's see if Portugal's like out playing them and maybe they're just getting unlucky like maybe Portugal has like a bunch of shots. Oh

[06:18:30] Oh. Oh. Oh. Columbia is out playing them. Oh. Columbia has more possession, more shots,

[06:18:39] more shots on target, more passes. They have more fouls, lower pass accuracy. Oh. Columbia

[06:18:47] is out playing Portugal. Bazaar! Chad, I'mma be honest, bro. Messi's never drawing

[06:18:54] Congo and Columbia, bro. Let's call it what it is. CT, they give it a prime. But

[06:18:59] Yeah, Columbia's not bad, like, it's not about,

[06:19:02] it's not about Columbia's bad, it's about,

[06:19:04] they drew Congo and then drew Columbia.

[06:19:08] Do you know what I'm saying, bro?

[06:19:15] Messi lost to Saudi Arabia, yeah,

[06:19:17] and then won the World Cup right after.

[06:19:18] What's your point?

[06:19:20] What's your point, what's your point?

[06:19:22] Messi lost to Saudi Arabia and then won the World Cup.

[06:19:25] What's your point, Miha?

[06:19:27] What's your point?

[06:19:29] What's your point, bro?

[06:19:40] Can you guys like that ward?

[06:19:43] That's a good ward, is it not?

[06:19:45] Bro, I don't want to play Warwick.

[06:19:51] I want to show you guys my Yi.

[06:19:52] My Yi is good now.

[06:19:53] Alright, hopefully I don't have an empty piece of shit on my team.

[06:19:59] You know what?

[06:20:00] Why am I saying my team?

[06:20:01] No, no, no!

[06:20:02] If I ever blame my team again, ever, unfollow me, block me, punch me in the face, and then

[06:20:10] slice my throat!

[06:20:13] I'm never blaming my team again.

[06:20:14] What am I?

[06:20:15] I'm a loser?

[06:20:16] What am I?

[06:20:17] I'm a fucking loser, bro!

[06:20:20] Why am I blaming my team?

[06:20:21] I'm a bronze piece of shit!

[06:20:22] piece of shit

[06:20:24] You know what I have to do slash mute all on my next back

[06:20:28] I'm not gonna listen to their fucking little little pink things. They're literally pink

[06:20:33] I'm not gonna let a fucking level 300 iron guide me into hell. I'm good

[06:20:40] Bro Warwick's clear is so much slower than he's because he can skew dash all these

[06:20:45] Slash mute all bang. There we go

[06:20:48] I'm not clear so bad I haven't played Warwick in 15 games to be fair

[06:20:59] Chet's not ego it's not ego it's about you don't want pings from a fucking iron because the thing is

[06:21:05] Irons and bronzes. I don't know why they like to think they're smart, so they try to dispingue you around

[06:21:12] down test is calling me oh my god why am i playing so bad right now

[06:21:22] down test what's up bro

[06:21:24] you know you know what the fuck is happening in forda bro

[06:21:28] what do you mean

[06:21:29] bro i'm waiting in liner at the rental car place right we're talking to a guy behind us

[06:21:35] he's like so pretty guys bro they're like oh pretty much you know he's like oh cool we asked him

[06:21:41] if he's ever been he says no I can't go that his girlfriend that was like 20 years older than him

[06:21:47] says yeah he's an ex-family yeah but welcome to Florida bro bro this is the this is my home state

[06:21:57] no i'm not telling but don't as i'm in a league game right now are you winning my yee got banned

[06:22:06] But the game just started the game just started yo done that when are you pulling up bro faker plays it in an hour and a half

[06:22:12] Where the fuck are you at?

[06:22:16] Cap

[06:22:20] You're actually gonna be here so after my league game you'll be here

[06:22:25] Or Derek honestly, let's just say to these games wait actually half an hour or like 40 minutes

[06:22:30] actually half an hour wait briars late I can go for double scott bro briars late I

[06:22:45] can go for double scott briars showed bot I can go double scott

[06:22:50] the work's so clunky this fire know that I'm gonna kill her wait I'm gonna

[06:22:59] I'm gonna kill this Briar. She doesn't know.

[06:23:05] What was that flash?

[06:23:07] Donate, don't steal it. Why did I flash? Why did I flash? Why did I...

[06:23:10] Why did I flash?

[06:23:22] Why am I here? Why don't I just leave?

[06:23:24] I'm warwick. I can fight anything.

[06:23:26] Why did I flash? Columbia scored! Columbia scored so you swore to God! I got on my team

[06:23:38] right now. Columbia scored? But chat, the goal doesn't really matter though, right?

[06:23:50] if Columbia draws or wins it's the same result right? Oh it's offside! Oh they're doing

[06:23:59] the AR. Alright I need to use my 2.

[06:24:14] Chad is it rigged or was he actually offside? Was he actually offside or was

[06:24:17] It's a fucking rig, to be honest with you, they break this fucking gamut, pretty good.

[06:24:20] Was he actually offside? Or was it rigged?

[06:24:27] I feel like the majority of people are saying he was actually offside.

[06:24:30] I'm gonna take your word for it, chat.

[06:24:33] But how do you go from drawing Kongo to drawing Columbia?

[06:24:37] Me, huh?

[06:24:38] Wait, my Yone's actually feeding.

[06:24:42] My Yone's 2-0.

[06:24:47] Wait, is he on or off?

[06:24:52] Jack, is he on or off?

[06:24:56] Muda, Yonek.

[06:25:00] Now Muda does this sometimes.

[06:25:03] Most of the time Muda loses his lane, that's getting smurfed.

[06:25:09] It was off.

[06:25:11] It was off.

[06:25:12] But Jack, it doesn't matter though, because draw or win, it's the same thing for Columbia.

[06:25:16] Columbia. Columbia seems to not concede. Literally chat draw or win it's the same

[06:25:24] result I have. Alright I have mid Pryo and buff Pryo. I can take Scott and go

[06:25:29] into dragon and ping Yone to me.

[06:25:35] That's also better to do Scott first chat this way I have my smite for dragon.

[06:25:39] You know what I'm saying? Yeah, box. I actually kind of want to gank. I want to

[06:25:45] gank but I'm just gonna move camera off map and I need it on the map wait I

[06:25:55] can get I can get I can get it no don't back don't back don't back I can get go

[06:26:00] back don't back

[06:26:03] Go back. Go back. Go back. Go back. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Come! Come! Come!

[06:26:13] What the- What the fuck?! I should have pinged for them. Now I'm wave-tasting. I should

[06:26:21] have pinged for them. Nice R, MF. Are you like 5? Bro, I should have pinged for

[06:26:30] the game if I didn't grow if it would have came up we killed more gala his toe

[06:26:40] was offside he was offside by a toe really but that doesn't matter though it

[06:26:47] doesn't matter as long as they draw bro it's the same result Portugal's cooked

[06:26:53] dude I'm gonna be honest chat I kind of wanted Portugal to win just so they

[06:26:58] play Messi in quarters but it's okay maybe Portugal play Messi in finals but

[06:27:04] I don't know Portugal has to play Spain then Francia it's over chopper

[06:27:10] getting somebody as well it's Spain France somebody else who else is it

[06:27:17] yeah Portugal talks to the group regardless

[06:27:22] Portugal drew Columbia or Columbia Columbia me huh no it's not England

[06:27:32] England's in Messi's bracket guys England's in Messi's side of the bracket

[06:27:37] England would be Messi's semi-states

[06:27:41] No, who is portugal play now let's look let's look after the game y'all messy is benched

[06:27:54] yeah I said that was gonna happen five days ago they're not gonna risk injuring messy when

[06:28:01] they already talked to group guys you gotta think bro why would they do that

[06:28:06] Locked in? Yeah, I'm locked bro. My team's actually winning.

[06:28:11] Yes, yes, I'm locked.

[06:28:12] No, England plays messy in semis. I need to lock in.

[06:28:21] Bro, I can gank, I can gank. I need to get my camps.

[06:28:27] Alright guys, I'm gonna ping. Come on guys, come on guys, come on guys.

[06:28:30] Come up, come up. I'm pinging for the gank.

[06:28:33] She dashed away. That's so stupid. She dodged my arm with a fucking flash.

[06:28:43] That's so dumb. She dodged, she flashed away to my arm. Oh my god.

[06:28:49] I'm not saying it's dumb, it's just like I'm not expecting a bronze misfortune to do that,

[06:29:04] I was locked.

[06:29:07] Chad, what's more important if you're an ADC, you're flash or you're ult, probably you're

[06:29:14] flash, right?

[06:29:15] Is getting an ADC flash out good?

[06:29:19] knows portugal is cooked yep portugal is cooked bro you can't go from drawing

[06:29:25] congo and columbia to winning the world cup that's just not how it works wait I

[06:29:29] have a killer I have a kill I have a kill I have a kill more to stand more to

[06:29:32] stand more to stand EQ fear to keep him alive nice and we can't let's break it

[06:29:38] YOW GUYS!

[06:29:43] Let's go!

[06:29:45] Baby, I love the way...

[06:29:47] And we K.A. stuff what I'm talking about, boys.

[06:30:01] Dude, I think Dantes is here in like...

[06:30:04] Literally after this game.

[06:30:06] Literally after this game, Dante's gonna be here.

[06:30:08] Holy shit!

[06:30:13] Dante's will be proud? Thank you, bro.

[06:30:15] Click 2? I know, it's hard to remember.

[06:30:19] Wait, can I gank?

[06:30:22] No, I have camps, I have camps. What am I, what am I, a pig?

[06:30:24] Let me just take my camps.

[06:30:30] Welcome Dante's naked. No, I'm not gonna be naked.

[06:30:33] Bro, are we gonna miss this faker game or what?

[06:30:35] Where's not that's that all right dragon up in 26. I have time to back and buy I can back by head straight to dragon. I

[06:30:48] Can back by head straight to dragon

[06:30:53] Greet Dom Tez with your femboy made outfit bro. I threw that thing away like a year ago

[06:31:05] All right, bot shopped mids under turret

[06:31:09] Think we're good. Yo, their mid has 13 CS. Yeah, this is a free win. This is winners kill

[06:31:16] Brother mid later has 13 CS. What is it like a toddler?

[06:31:23] Yeah, I could gank but it's also just safer to get the dragon I

[06:31:31] Could gank and probably kill but now it's too late

[06:31:35] You know what, now I'm ganking. Guys, you better help me on this one.

[06:31:43] Why do you guys never walk up when I gank? Like, you guys are disgusting.

[06:31:47] I'm never ganking for this dog shit lane again. Give me that wave.

[06:31:51] I-I-I'm done ganking for you guys. You guys are- Wait, never mind, you guys are the greatest.

[06:31:59] Never mind, you guys are great.

[06:32:01] But Shaq, is it on me this game?

[06:32:05] Like I guess.

[06:32:06] But should they also be looking at their map?

[06:32:08] Wait, why am I blaming my team?

[06:32:10] Stop blaming your team!

[06:32:13] I'm brawned, I speak enough to solo carry.

[06:32:18] Why am I blaming my team?

[06:32:19] I did something to my team.

[06:32:21] God, it's so easy in this game to blame your team though.

[06:32:25] But it's like bro, okay I'll ping every time.

[06:32:28] Every time I gank I'll ping.

[06:32:30] Brother Gwen still has 13 CS. Holy fucking frame log. Holy frame log. How do you even

[06:32:45] have 13 CS this late in the game? My god. We will have lost him after this week. Jack,

[06:32:54] how many days is it going to take to hit silver? Realistically, I'm bronze 4 currently

[06:32:58] and I'm gaining less LP than I'm losing.

[06:33:02] Oh my God, I forgot to get my nuggets from Chick-fil-A literally two hours ago.

[06:33:06] Wow.

[06:33:10] They're gonna be so cold. Oh my God.

[06:33:20] You have to ping. Yeah, I know, but it's, it's okay.

[06:33:23] If we're gonna be logical, it's 50%, my fault, 50% their fault.

[06:33:26] Like, yeah, I should be pinging, but they should also be looking at for map and seeing that I'm ganking.

[06:33:31] Because if they just came up on one of my two ganks, we would have had more kills.

[06:33:36] So it's 50-50.

[06:33:51] You know what? I shouldn't have been back here.

[06:33:53] I should just have it right to you. I could gank more I could go Scott into ganking more to end up with Harold

[06:34:03] Let's see let's see if more gives us a gank. Let's see I

[06:34:09] Think Scott bucks your movements be there something yo, this is again. This is again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[06:34:14] Okay, I can I can't know I was can you ask?

[06:34:23] My team is actually coming.

[06:34:37] My team is actually so sentient.

[06:34:38] God, I love winners here.

[06:34:40] The plan has 14 CS.

[06:34:47] I'm going to invade her blue because she showed bot 30 seconds ago.

[06:34:54] All right, I'm looking for these people.

[06:35:02] I'm going to back and then build my next battle.

[06:35:11] Top's winning, mid's winning, bot's winning.

[06:35:13] God, life is good.

[06:35:17] I'm gonna be honest they have to wait too early. Bro, bro. Do you realize how many like bronze games are thrown?

[06:35:28] Dude, I'm getting 18 LP Jesus. I have one kill steal. Oh their mid was AFK. Oh

[06:35:37] Hell yeah, I'll take the free win.

[06:35:41] So chat, let's talk about it, bro.

[06:35:43] Portugal draws Columbia, Columbia tops the group, 26 shots to 13 shots, 6 shots on target to 2, 55% possession to 45% possession.

[06:36:00] I mean, bro, bro, they go from drawing Congo to then drawing Columbia and actually statistically getting outplayed by Columbia.

[06:36:11] Pfft, me hoe.

[06:36:29] Alright, chat, what was I gonna do? Oh my god, my nuggets!

[06:36:32] Bro, my nuggets are at the gate!

[06:36:34] BRV, chat, you guys realize I've never had that happen?

[06:36:37] Maybe you guys have my good luck, chart. I've never had a mid lane or no AFK.

[06:40:41] I don't know what to do with it.

[06:41:03] Someone said, walk, walk, cry me a river.

[06:41:05] I'm timing your ass out for a fucking month.

[06:41:11] I got chicken nuggets don't says it's here. Not yet

[06:41:17] Don't says it's not here y'all

[06:41:20] Don't says not here

[06:41:22] guys don't says it's not here, but

[06:41:25] Guess who is here?

[06:41:27] Guess who is here this guy? Oh

[06:41:31] Brother

[06:41:34] Said walk walk cry me a river. I'm timing your ass out

[06:41:38] All right, chat. I have 12 grilled nuggets guys. Let's do a mukbang dude. He literally is.

[06:41:48] That's my dog. Yo, Jazzy. Jazzy, what's up, huh?

[06:41:59] Oh, she smells the chicken.

[06:42:06] Jazzy, Jazzy, Jazzy, no, no, no, no, no.

[06:42:11] Chad, did you guys see her?

[06:42:12] Jazzy, wow, wow, right.

[06:42:16] She smells the chicken.

[06:42:17] Jazzy, you know, I'm on to you, Jaz.

[06:42:20] I'm on to you, bro.

[06:42:21] Do you want one chicken?

[06:42:26] Jazzy, do you want one chicken?

[06:42:27] Jesse, no, no, no, sit, sit, sit, come on, Jesse, you've sit before, try to look, Jesse, sit,

[06:42:40] alright, Jesse sit, alright, here, Jesse, chicken, so, Jesse, she used to sit back in the day, but not anymore, zero aura,

[06:42:56] Yeah, she used to sit way back in the day.

[06:43:00] Jesse, there's no more chicken, bro.

[06:43:02] Hmm.

[06:43:03] Jesse, you have to get out of my room because you might try to kill Don.

[06:43:08] Jesse, move!

[06:43:09] Get him off!

[06:43:10] Get him!

[06:43:11] Here, you know what, I'm going to lure her out with chicken.

[06:43:16] Watch this.

[06:43:17] Jesse, do you want chicken?

[06:43:18] Oh, no, I dropped more chicken.

[06:43:20] Fuck.

[06:43:21] Okay, she's actually going to eat that one.

[06:43:23] Jesse, Jesse, come here.

[06:43:25] Look, I got chicken.

[06:43:26] Jesse chicken! Jesse!

[06:43:28] Jesse, she can barely hear it.

[06:43:30] Jesse! God damn it, Jesse!

[06:43:32] Jesse! Do you want chicken?

[06:43:34] Jesse, do you want chicken?

[06:43:36] Jesse!

[06:43:38] Come on, come on!

[06:43:40] Whoa!

[06:43:42] She's not sad, listen, she can't be in my room because she might try to decapitate

[06:44:06] Dante's. Jasmine is nice to us, but very aggressive to strangers. She might try to kill Dante's.

[06:44:21] Jinxie, if you ever come to Morley Town in the United Kingdom, it's on site.

[06:44:30] This isn't Lois's stream. Where is Dante's? He's arriving soon, bro. I'm waiting for like

[06:44:36] like a call or something, bro.

[06:44:39] Check you another one?

[06:44:41] Or would that be extremely degenerate?

[06:44:44] Where's Rosie?

[06:44:44] Rosie's upstairs with my brother.

[06:44:47] Rosie's upstairs in my brother's room.

[06:44:55] Don't that is live?

[06:44:58] He's IRL?

[06:45:03] No, he's not.

[06:45:06] He's literally not

[06:45:12] Guys, what should I do I

[06:45:20] Got a one guy bro chat a ram guys you want to know what a ram is bro

[06:45:29] A ram is she back in the group

[06:45:32] She's back. She opened the door. She opened the door. Yeah, guys, a little fun fact about

[06:45:40] Jasmine. She knows how to open doors. Hey, Jazzy, what's up? Jazzy, there's no more

[06:45:50] chicken. I ate all of it, bro. Mi-ho. Mi-ho. Oh my God. She's, oh God. Chat, she's literally

[06:45:59] Gonna try to kill Dante's I need to get her out of my room, bro

[06:46:04] Smart dog. No chat Jasmine is like the most weirdly intelligent dog

[06:46:10] Dude Jasmine when she was a puppy, this is a true story

[06:46:14] This is a true fucking story, bro

[06:46:18] When Jasmine was a little puppy she used to she was teething right she was teething

[06:46:24] So Jasmine would bite me all the time when she was a little baby puppy

[06:46:29] I was in middle school. Both of my parents were working. I was always the first one home from school.

[06:46:33] I would get home from school in middle school every single day. I would let out Jasmine,

[06:46:38] let her shit, and then give her food. After she was done eating, every, every, like now she's

[06:46:44] old and chill. But when she was a puppy, she was teething. So she would, after she would eat

[06:46:47] food, she would bite my arms all the time. So I started hiding in my room after I fed her.

[06:46:52] So she didn't bite me. It would hurt. I was like a little middle school kid. So I started

[06:46:55] hiding in my room. One day, she opened the door. Not the knobs, that twist. She opened the door

[06:47:03] where she slapped the handle down. Like she figured out if she slapped the handle down and puts

[06:47:07] pressure on it, she opens the door. So yeah, she knows not open doors. But Chesh, she's all old now.

[06:47:12] Chesh, she's all tired.

[06:47:25] We've got no more chicken.

[06:47:30] We've got no more chicken.

[06:47:31] Jazzy, I ate all the chicken because your owner is fat.

[06:47:35] You have a fat owner.

[06:47:37] Oh, I only have two chickens.

[06:47:39] Chad, you know, seeing your dog, bro,

[06:47:45] seeing your dog go from a puppy to getting old is so sad,

[06:47:48] bro.

[06:47:50] Like when your dog, dude, Chad, we lost.

[06:47:52] We had four dogs two years ago, and now we only have

[06:47:55] too. It's just Jasmine and Lucky now. Or no, it's just Jasmine and Sadie. We Roscoe passed

[06:48:02] away and Lucky passed away. We had a Papillon, an Australian Shepherd, a Doberman and Sadie's

[06:48:11] like a mutt kind of. Now it's just Sadie and Jazzy, but they're getting old. But I love

[06:48:18] Jasmine. I told my mom, um, I told my mom like when I was a little kid that I wanted

[06:48:26] to get into Oberman because I like the way they look.

[06:48:33] Jazzy, I got to give you like a treat or something to get you in the, in the,

[06:48:37] in the living room so you don't try to kill Don says Jazzy. Do you want to do that?

[06:48:41] Do you want to do that?

[06:48:42] She's sleepy. Oh my god, Jess, you can't sleep here. I know you, Jess. You're gonna try to kill Dantez.

[06:48:50] Come on, Jess. Come on. Jess, come on.

[06:48:54] Jess, I need to lure her out with a tree. I need to lure her out.

[06:48:58] Bye.

[06:49:28] you

[06:49:58] you

[06:50:28] you

[06:50:58] I'll give you the treat, but you just gotta go in the living room because I think you're

[06:51:21] gonna try to kill Contest. I don't even know what I'm saying, medicine's on me." How

[06:51:28] about, can you do a full cam? Chad, you guys want to see this? I'm trying to bait

[06:51:33] Jasmine out of the objective with a pita chip. Bro, I should have saved more

[06:51:38] chicken. I'm such a fat idiot. Wait, I know what to do. Chad can disguise the

[06:51:43] pita chip in the chicken box because then Jasmine's gonna think it's chicken.

[06:51:49] Chaluk, I need to get Jasmine out because she's gonna try to kill Don Tess, bro.

[06:51:58] Chaluk, I'm gonna disguise the chip in the chicken.

[06:52:01] Let's see if it works.

[06:52:02] Josie, chicken!

[06:52:03] Chicken!

[06:52:04] Just come on, please.

[06:52:05] Josie, you gotta go right up here.

[06:52:06] Chicken!

[06:52:07] Oh my god!

[06:52:08] Josie!

[06:52:09] Josie!

[06:52:10] Whoa!

[06:52:11] Oh my god!

[06:52:16] Jesse!

[06:52:17] Jesse!

[06:52:18] Whoa!

[06:52:19] Jesse!

[06:52:20] 200 IQ!

[06:52:21] Wait!

[06:52:22] 200 IQ!

[06:52:23] Jack!

[06:52:24] That was smart!

[06:52:25] No?

[06:52:26] 200 IQ! Wait!

[06:52:35] 200 IQ!

[06:52:37] Chat! That was smart, no?

[06:52:41] It was a pita chip. Chat, that was smart, no?

[06:52:45] Guys, it's not Elboli. She's gonna bite Dante's leg open.

[06:52:51] You guys don't understand, y'all?

[06:52:56] I'm gonna get you.

[06:53:25] Two out of an IQ.

[06:53:39] I locked the door.

[06:53:45] I locked the door.

[06:53:47] What?

[06:53:49] Chat.

[06:53:49] No, don't eat the wrapper.

[06:53:51] Jazzy, don't eat the wrapper.

[06:53:52] No.

[06:53:53] I locked the door.

[06:53:54] What?

[06:53:55] I locked the door.

[06:53:56] Did I not?

[06:53:57] How is she getting in?

[06:53:58] Whoa.

[06:53:59] Dude.

[06:54:00] The door's locked but she keeps opening it.

[06:54:09] What?

[06:54:10] How is she doing it?

[06:54:15] The door's locked but she keeps opening it.

[06:54:20] What?

[06:54:21] How is she doing it?

[06:54:24] That is a skin walker, gang.

[06:54:26] No.

[06:54:27] Dude, if you think Jasmine's a skin walker, you should see Sadie.

[06:54:30] Sadie doesn't bark.

[06:54:31] Yes, he don't eat the Gatorade can.

[06:54:33] Don't wrap your head up in the wire of the headset.

[06:54:36] Dude, you think Jasmine's a skin walker?

[06:54:38] You should see Sadie.

[06:54:41] Where's Don Tess?

[06:54:42] I think he's not here yet.

[06:54:43] Bro, I need to get her out of my room or she's literally going to kill Dante

[06:54:50] Chat she's opening a locked door. How the hell is she doing this where Sadie Sadie sleeping?

[06:55:01] All right, bro, you do your thing, bro

[06:55:03] I have shut that door twice and she's opened it.

[06:55:13] The last time it was locked.

[06:55:14] How is she opening the lock?

[06:55:15] It's no work.

[06:55:16] Is she leaving?

[06:55:17] Okay.

[06:55:18] She's leaving?

[06:55:19] Come on, guys.

[06:55:20] Yes, please.

[06:55:21] Yes, come on.

[06:55:22] Ready?

[06:55:23] Is she leaving? Okay, she's leaving. Come on, Josh. Jess, please! Jess, come on!

[06:55:36] Okay, you can't see. Jess! You're just one last time. Guys, I don't know what to do. She won't like it. She keeps breaking it.

[06:55:53] Thank you.

[06:56:23] Okay, Jasmine, I have no more tricks Jasmine Jasmine Jasmine Jasmine Jasmine Jasmine Jasmine

[06:56:47] Jasmine. Jasmine. Bower. How are you opening a door?

[06:56:58] I

[06:57:07] Just call oh my god, don't just call me

[06:57:13] Wait, where? Oh, you're there? Okay. That does. We have a little bit of a problem.

[06:57:34] I have an aggressive, violent Doberman named Jasmine and I've, oh, I've let her out of

[06:57:40] my room twice and she's busted it down both times.

[06:57:45] No, that's fine, I'm good with dogs, bro.

[06:57:47] She's good with me.

[06:57:50] Me, hell.

[06:57:51] You don't understand.

[06:57:54] This dog is like a rabid killer.

[06:57:57] Wait, but you're here?

[06:57:58] Okay, I can tell you're here.

[06:58:00] Okay, let me get her out of my room really quick.

[06:58:07] Chat, how?

[06:58:08] How do I get her out?

[06:58:12] I faked it twice.

[06:58:14] She's old bro.

[06:58:15] Jasmine's like 14.

[06:58:16] Dude.

[06:58:17] You guys want to know some lore?

[06:58:19] The life expectancy of a Doberman is 9 to 12.

[06:58:23] Jasmine's 14.

[06:58:25] She's literally eternal bro.

[06:58:26] I swear.

[06:58:32] Pick her up guys.

[06:58:33] I don't know.

[06:58:34] She might tweak out if I pick her up.

[06:58:36] Dude.

[06:58:37] I think what I'm going to do, peanut butter, ooh, peanut butter, chat.

[06:58:44] What's something I could give my dog to where they don't have the shits?

[06:58:49] Could I put peanut butter in the chicken, in the chicken box?

[06:58:58] Peanut butter.

[06:58:59] Okay, I'm going to get peanut butter.

[06:59:00] I'll be back.

[06:59:01] Okay.

[06:59:30] I got peanut butter, you smell it, you smell it?

[06:59:37] I got scooped peanut butter.

[06:59:39] I'm going to put it in the chicken box.

[06:59:43] Right in there.

[06:59:46] Okay, that's not really working.

[06:59:49] All right.

[06:59:50] Jasmine, you know what?

[06:59:51] You smell that?

[06:59:53] I didn't drop it.

[06:59:56] Jazzy, I didn't drop it. It's in the uh, Jazzy's peanut butter.

[07:00:00] Peanut butter.

[07:00:02] Peanut butter, Jazzy peanut butter!

[07:00:05] Chad, this is really hard.

[07:00:06] She's not bonding, bro. She's smart as fuck.

[07:00:10] Jazzy, just get a whiff of the peanut butter.

[07:00:13] Smell that? Okay, now come.

[07:00:14] Jazzy, right here. Right here.

[07:00:18] Okay, Jazzy, is there a way I could pick you up?

[07:00:21] Jazzy, just don't flinch, okay?

[07:00:23] I'm gonna pick you up very gently, alright, Jazzy?

[07:00:26] Can you see?

[07:00:27] I can't get her out.

[07:00:28] Jess, I'm just going to pick you up.

[07:00:30] Okay.

[07:00:31] You're good.

[07:00:32] Oh, are you okay?

[07:00:33] You okay?

[07:00:34] You okay?

[07:00:35] Oh, puppy's calling.

[07:00:36] Jess, you okay?

[07:00:37] Okay, Jasmine, I'm going to try to pick you up, right?

[07:00:42] You're athletic.

[07:00:43] You got this.

[07:00:44] It's the old warrior.

[07:00:46] Come on.

[07:00:47] Jess, I'm going to pick you up, right?

[07:00:49] And I'm going to give you peanut butter.

[07:00:51] I'm getting peanut butter.

[07:00:53] I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it.

[07:00:56] Oh, all right, Jasmine, my God.

[07:00:59] This is really, Chad, this is hard.

[07:01:02] Oh, oh, she did it, she did it.

[07:01:03] Jasmine, get her, get her.

[07:01:04] Jasmine, peanut butter, you did it.

[07:01:06] Jasmine, peanut butter, now you get peanut butter.

[07:01:09] Jasmine, come here, come here.

[07:01:11] No, come here.

[07:01:12] Jasmine, my bread's gone.

[07:01:13] Jasmine, no, no, no.

[07:01:15] Don't eat it off the counter.

[07:01:15] No, that's my protein bar.

[07:01:17] Jasmine, please, stop this here.

[07:01:19] Jessie got peanut butter right here!

[07:01:20] Jessie peanut butter!

[07:01:22] Jessie, Jessie, Jessie, Jessie, Jessie, Jessie!

[07:01:25] Jessie, no, you're so close!

[07:01:27] Jessie, I got peanut butter.

[07:01:29] Jessie, oh my God.

[07:01:31] Jasmine, peanut butter, no it's not there.

[07:01:33] Jessie!

[07:01:35] Jessie, peanut butter right behind you.

[07:01:37] Jessie, come here!

[07:01:40] There you go.

[07:01:41] Jessie got it, right here.

[07:01:47] Peanut butter.

[07:01:48] Okay, I need to lock this door.

[07:02:43] All right, we did it.

[07:02:50] We did it.

[07:02:55] All right, Chad, we did it.

[07:03:02] We did it.

[07:03:05] Jasmine got her peanut butter.

[07:03:08] Okay.

[07:03:09] Now I need to go get Dante.

[07:03:11] Dante is here.

[07:03:13] Chad, should I meet Don?

[07:03:16] Ow, ow.

[07:03:17] Now, I need to go get Dante. Dante's here.

[07:03:21] I've checked. Should I meet...

[07:03:23] Shit! Ow! Ow!

[07:03:26] Dante's here. Okay.

[07:03:32] Dante's here. Oh my god, I smell like peanut butter.

[07:03:40] You've made him wait outside for the betterment of his life.

[07:03:43] For the... for the safety of his life.

[07:03:45] If I let Don says in front of Japanese, he would die!

[07:04:45] I think he's here.

[07:05:13] Is he here?

[07:05:14] I got him a chair.

[07:05:21] What is it?

[07:05:28] He won't need a chair, he's going to sit on your lap.

[07:05:36] Okay.

[07:05:38] He won't need a chair. He's gonna sit on your lap. Okay.

[07:05:56] I'm nervous, bro. I'm about to meet Don Tess.

[07:06:00] Don Tess calling.

[07:06:02] Yo! Yo, what's up?

[07:06:05] Yeah. Yeah, I'm kidding. Where are you?

[07:06:08] Do you want me to come out there?

[07:06:11] Uh, if you want me to show you the gulf, like, where to go?

[07:06:17] Okay. Do you see the gate?

[07:06:20] Yes.

[07:06:21] Go through there.

[07:06:26] Oh, okay. I see your dog.

[07:06:29] Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

[07:06:35] Thank you.

[07:07:35] All right chat he has arrived, bro

[07:07:51] And okay, so how was how's your flight bro? Oh my god, I need to get a third chair

[07:08:01] hold up um fuck well what can you do so you can put his like the corner over here

[07:08:07] I can touch it. Well I actually have a touch here right here.

[07:08:12] oh yeah it's cool man right there it's pointing right at my bed.

[07:08:16] is that intentional? no it just spawned into the house.

[07:08:23] yeah I guess you can just fucking grab it up. yeah fucking it.

[07:08:25] Okay, the play was uh, the play was good though.

[07:08:47] Yes bro, how long was your play?

[07:08:49] Uh, fucking I don't know, like 4 or 5 hours?

[07:08:52] No, I'll say 4.

[07:08:54] No, I thought it was like three hours.

[07:08:56] I thought it was like three hours, no?

[07:08:57] No, because that thing initially was supposed to be six or seven,

[07:09:01] but then afterwards it got like taken down a little bit or four.

[07:09:05] Bro, so did you tell anyone on your plane

[07:09:07] that they're on the plane with a child here?

[07:09:08] No, but when I did do it at one point, because like, we had...

[07:09:13] Oh, well, am I like criminally liable

[07:09:16] if I say anything like too crazy?

[07:09:19] I think if you're Canadian, you're good.

[07:09:21] Okay, it's like we have this fun game where,

[07:09:25] well me and my brother do, right?

[07:09:26] It's sometimes not only during the fight,

[07:09:29] we'll sit there and be like,

[07:09:30] okay, I don't know, I don't think I'll know about this.

[07:09:33] I want to like move so that they can see.

[07:09:35] Dude, they're just saying mob, bro.

[07:09:40] Dude, how much do you work out, bro?

[07:09:42] Seven days a week.

[07:09:42] Oh my fucking god.

[07:09:44] No, no, tell me how much you work out daily, though.

[07:09:47] Oh, like how long?

[07:09:48] Yeah, like five hours daily.

[07:09:51] You work five hours, you work out five hours a day for seven days a week.

[07:09:55] Yes.

[07:09:56] Uh, what is that in a week?

[07:09:58] Like 35 hours.

[07:10:00] Oh my God, you work out 35 hours a week, bro.

[07:10:04] Bro, that's what you got to do to actually get muscle.

[07:10:07] All this stuff all night about wrestling.

[07:10:09] Like J.C., you know what I'm saying?

[07:10:10] My brother, he literally told me, he's like, fuck work, I'm working out.

[07:10:15] You know what I mean?

[07:10:16] And that's the mentality that you need to have in life.

[07:10:18] Like in life, it's not about going to school.

[07:10:20] It's not about getting a job.

[07:10:21] It's not about going to work.

[07:10:23] It's about just going to the gym until you can't anymore.

[07:10:27] What until your arm explodes?

[07:10:28] Yeah, literally.

[07:10:29] Bro, so this is AI-generated, bro.

[07:10:32] First off, I've never even seen you without a headset, dude.

[07:10:35] Wait, do I want to put it on?

[07:10:37] You brought it?

[07:10:38] Of course.

[07:10:39] Bro, I can't use any other mic.

[07:10:42] Let me see.

[07:10:43] Is it like the classic blue one?

[07:10:45] Yeah, yeah, wait.

[07:10:46] I'll just see.

[07:10:47] Bro, so what do you think of my muscles?

[07:10:51] You're actually pretty jacked bro, I'm not gonna lie.

[07:10:55] Thank you.

[07:10:56] Solid bro, you mobbed.

[07:10:57] Thank you.

[07:10:58] What about dumbbells here bro?

[07:10:59] Do you guys work out together?

[07:11:01] Um, the problem with us working out together is that whenever we work out, she does it

[07:11:06] like double as long as I do.

[07:11:07] So I just don't even feel like doing it anymore now because I'm like, dude, this

[07:11:11] shit is too fucking much.

[07:11:12] But how many days a week do you work out?

[07:11:14] Uh, normally the same amount, actually.

[07:11:17] Your right arm is bigger?

[07:11:21] Wait, why is your right arm bigger?

[07:11:24] Wait, James, are you ready?

[07:11:27] We're going to do something crazy.

[07:11:30] Oh my god. Wait, I mean, hold on.

[07:11:33] Dude, I don't have lights!

[07:11:40] How many people have worn this headset in the world?

[07:11:43] Uh, one. Well, actually two. Me and my wife.

[07:11:48] So I'm the third person to ever put on that musty headset, bro.

[07:11:51] Oh, it's not musty. I clean it like, what are you actually even supposed to clean your headsets?

[07:11:56] Do you want to be one of the, maybe five people that have sat in this?

[07:12:00] Oh my God. Oh my God. Let's go no towel and just raw dog yet.

[07:12:07] Okay. Do I need more pants for this or should I take them off?

[07:12:12] You're good. Okay.

[07:12:13] see how it sinks in what the fuck wait dude there's like no support underneath

[07:12:21] with that guys you already said like that no like if I were to start like

[07:12:26] shitting myself it would leak on to the floor like I'm not even trolling but

[07:12:31] this is great what the fuck well bro you're not really fully wrong bro this

[07:12:35] chair has been broken like three times you want to send it or no yeah no I

[07:12:40] I actually like it quick. Can I bring it home? No. No wait. What is this hi guys? What the fuck is this? I

[07:12:49] Mean like hi guys like what do you do?

[07:12:55] Wait, no, I can officially say like yo hi boys and he hears me right dude

[07:13:00] I'm pretty sure your brother's arm is the size of my head bro. Like I'm not

[07:13:06] What the actual fuck bro

[07:13:08] Well, you want him to do a bicep comparison with my hub?

[07:13:13] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[07:13:18] Okay, wait.

[07:13:23] Okay, you did not need the horn angle, bro.

[07:13:26] Like, bro.

[07:13:29] Dude, so we're basically, we're going to watch Faker in like an hour.

[07:13:34] Yeah, 46 minutes.

[07:13:35] Yeah.

[07:13:36] We're going to go from brown store to silver. Yep. We're gonna do a warwick Lulu cosplay. Yep. And we're gonna do morning work on streams. Yep

[07:13:46] How long do you think the stream's gonna be bro?

[07:13:50] I'm gonna be honest

[07:13:52] Let's ask the chat

[07:13:54] How long do you guys still have these fuckers bro? They're gonna say forever bro

[07:13:58] Like, guys, Jaycee said, if everyone types forever right now, then this dream will literally

[07:14:04] never end.

[07:14:05] Like, we're going to live off the rest of our lives here.

[07:14:08] He's not seeing his girlfriend ever again.

[07:14:09] I'm not seeing my wife ever again.

[07:14:11] Like, we're just going to sit here playing League of Legends.

[07:14:14] That's it.

[07:14:15] Yo, I'd rather kill myself.

[07:14:17] I'd rather shoot myself in the head, bro, than play League of Legends with you in

[07:14:21] my bathroom and bed.

[07:14:22] Have you seen your setup, bro?

[07:14:24] Wait, can I?

[07:14:25] You can check it out.

[07:14:26] I kind of heard something.

[07:14:27] reclaim this chair so you don't get ass diseases, bro.

[07:14:31] I'm pretty sure there actually are like some kind of fungus

[07:14:33] that was going on there, no?

[07:14:35] Yeah, I'm 100% sure, bro.

[07:14:37] Wait, wait, you actually put like a brace back because it

[07:14:42] broke.

[07:14:42] Yes, it snapped in half in my dad rebuilt it.

[07:14:45] I put the towel on it.

[07:14:47] I always have a towel on it so I don't get ass aids.

[07:14:51] But yeah, if you go through that door, yes, go don't go

[07:14:55] go straight to the bathroom and then you'll see the setup so how old are you

[07:15:02] 25 well that's like my age bro oh my god yeah but dude my look at your arm

[07:15:10] bro Jesus bro I'm gonna get an edit bro like I'm gonna be an edit like what

[07:15:15] is this shit bro Jincy did you set me up bro you know what I just realized

[07:15:20] Yes.

[07:15:21] Our setups are right next to the shower.

[07:15:24] We can do fucking shower streams, bro.

[07:15:27] Bro!

[07:15:28] No.

[07:15:29] Yo.

[07:15:30] I would literally rather jump into a train than do a fucking shower stream, bro.

[07:15:34] Jinxy, bro.

[07:15:35] Imagine we both have our little, like, our little, like, bathing suits on.

[07:15:39] We're just getting, like, jiggy with the music, you know?

[07:15:42] The diddy and jiddy shower streams, bro.

[07:15:45] Yeah.

[07:15:46] Uh, no, bro.

[07:15:47] Hard no on that, dude.

[07:15:48] Dude.

[07:15:49] Workouts and I'll do a war with Lulu cosplay and we can sleep in bed together

[07:15:54] But there has to be at least like a four-foot difference in space, bro

[07:16:03] Can I show your surprise now? Oh, yeah, you said you got a surprise bro, okay

[07:16:12] Should I be like concerned a little bit

[07:16:15] actually yeah. I'm scared. So Jensie do you remember that one story that I told you that one time

[07:16:22] about how when I was like 16 I used to shave my legs so when I would jerk off it would feel like

[07:16:28] it was like a woman's legs? I honestly I do remember that yeah. Well since you're going to be

[07:16:35] sleeping in the same bed as me and I know you'll be missing your girlfriend for the time being

[07:16:39] I decided to actually do something just for you.

[07:16:42] No!

[07:16:43] Are you ready?

[07:16:44] It's okay.

[07:16:45] What?

[07:16:48] You shaved your legs?

[07:16:55] I gotta get out of here, bro.

[07:16:57] I gotta get out of here, bro.

[07:16:59] You're about to find me.

[07:16:59] Why did you shave your legs, bro?

[07:17:02] Bro, you're about to find out why they call me Danny, bro.

[07:17:04] Oh my god.

[07:17:06] Oh my god, bro.

[07:17:07] So you think we'll beat like we'll get sober in like a day day and a half

[07:17:14] Loki

[07:17:15] How's your grind been going because I know you've been playing a little bit of upstream

[07:17:19] I know you were grinding a bit earlier today. How's the grind been going talk to us about that terrible, bro

[07:17:24] I went from bronze three to bronze four to bronze three to bronze four to bronze three to bronze four

[07:17:29] I've literally went down since we've last coached bro. So what's your rank right now?

[07:17:34] Starts with a bronze ends with a four okay, but like what is it though?

[07:17:39] Let me see I just got an FF win that was just good they're mid laner when afk

[07:17:44] Okay, I'm bronze for I don't even know how do you see the yeah, just click so click on it

[07:17:51] Okay, I know click rates as overview on the top left under party

[07:17:55] Yeah, so now hardware over your rank. Yeah, right there on the left. Yep. So yeah, you're

[07:18:04] right. 91. Okay, so you're almost bronze three. Yo, guys, can we stop? No one in the chat

[07:18:12] is even paying attention to anything that's happening. They're literally just typing

[07:18:16] mall. Yo, bro, I'm just gonna like, this is a setup, bro. I'm going to be like

[07:18:21] thousand edits dude like what the I'm getting infiltrated bro double mobs are

[07:18:28] you guys yes bro I'm one went off braves three basically wait okay JC you

[07:18:36] want my brother okay I didn't want to look at the camera bro okay this is

[07:18:39] horrible look at this guy bro he looks like fucking a child literally like

[07:18:45] Again, Jamesy, are we starting off with the Jim's Shoes tomorrow or on Monday?

[07:18:52] Bro, but we have to do Monday because tomorrow we're going to be like, we're not even going

[07:18:58] to have the cosplay done until like five.

[07:19:00] Oh, really?

[07:19:01] And then we'll be Warwick and Lulu, and we're not going to work out as Warwick and Lulu.

[07:19:05] Monday.

[07:19:06] Monday, okay.

[07:19:07] Because, so Mattel, do you want to tell them one of the workouts that you have

[07:19:11] planned?

[07:19:12] No.

[07:19:13] I want to do a surprise.

[07:19:14] I have?

[07:19:15] What the hell are y'all thinking bro?

[07:19:19] You showed up with shaved legs?

[07:19:22] He's gigantic!

[07:19:23] And then you guys were talking about surprise gym shit.

[07:19:26] Are you on steroids bro?

[07:19:27] No I'm not bro.

[07:19:28] Oh my fucking god!

[07:19:30] Throw me a bone here bro.

[07:19:32] Listen by the end of the marathon you'll probably look like him with how long it's

[07:19:36] gonna last.

[07:19:37] You definitely will.

[07:19:38] Dude I don't even work like guys.

[07:19:41] I don't work out bro.

[07:19:43] I suck at league.

[07:19:44] Wait, you do not bro, you do workouts.

[07:19:46] When?

[07:19:47] What do you mean when bro, you actually workout, okay, you have a fucking physique, bro.

[07:19:53] Look at that shit.

[07:19:54] Yeah, we can tell, bro.

[07:19:55] We can all tell.

[07:19:56] You got that endomorph physique right now.

[07:19:59] What is endomorph?

[07:20:00] Endomorph is fat.

[07:20:01] Endomorph is fat.

[07:20:02] Bro, so much physique is a fat guy.

[07:20:07] I meant Ecto, EctoMorp.

[07:20:12] It's like EctoMorp's are like the lean dudes.

[07:20:15] They're like the tall lean dudes

[07:20:16] that just take shit by storm.

[07:20:18] Wait, Duff, that's how tall are you, bro?

[07:20:20] You want me to do a head comparison?

[07:20:21] Yes.

[07:20:23] Move this chair.

[07:20:26] Wait, should we take off our shoes for it?

[07:20:29] Yeah, sure.

[07:20:33] I think.

[07:20:37] Yeah, I can see it, hold on, right.

[07:20:41] These guys are as like, bro, I don't know.

[07:20:46] Jesus Christ, bro.

[07:20:47] All right, let's all just stand next to each other, like this.

[07:20:50] Okay, should he be in the middle or on the side?

[07:20:54] No, no, no.

[07:20:55] Okay.

[07:20:56] Bro, we're like all the same height, bro.

[07:21:07] Actually, yeah.

[07:21:08] Yeah, like we're all like, what, 5'10"?

[07:21:10] And you know what's actually crazy?

[07:21:13] Everyone says that you're balding, but I'm striking my shirtline that's actually worse

[07:21:16] than yours.

[07:21:17] Wait, let me see your hairline.

[07:21:22] That's not that bad, bro. Look, look.

[07:21:29] We're probably starting to like wave this like a new hairstyle.

[07:21:33] You think it can take over? Like am I just pulled up like this?

[07:21:37] And then the thing is if you're feeling like especially like professional you can do it on both sides, look.

[07:21:43] Dude, you look like a psychopath, bro.

[07:21:50] You literally look like a serial killer, bro.

[07:21:53] Wait, do you sound like half bottle of video oil?

[07:21:56] Yes.

[07:21:57] Okay, because I was gonna say we're gonna put that to use.

[07:21:59] So what we're gonna do is one of the things that we're gonna do in the next five, like two or three days,

[07:22:04] is we're gonna, your brother's gonna get us like an inflatable pool that we can put in the room.

[07:22:09] And then we're gonna do oiled up wrestling.

[07:22:12] For what reason, bro? How is this gonna help me get to silver?

[07:22:15] Like, how is any of this shit gonna help, bro?

[07:22:17] Do you want me to give you the answer?

[07:22:19] So the reason why it helps is because right now you need to learn how to fight if you want to contest over

[07:22:25] So the best way for us to actually teach you that skill is by you oiling up and getting in the ring with me

[07:22:31] And then us just just going fucking wild at each other. Oh, they're saying faker did this faker did oiled up wrestling

[07:22:39] Bro, how do you think he got to being the best?

[07:22:42] Dude faker probably just played like 20 hours a day, bro. Realistically. No, no, we both saw the video

[07:22:49] I feel like, what did I spend?

[07:22:53] No, who's cracking my neck?

[07:22:54] Okay, okay.

[07:22:55] So listen, we both saw the video, right?

[07:22:57] Where he bashed his head into a wall?

[07:22:59] Exactly.

[07:23:00] And if he's wanted to bash his head into a wall, do you think he wouldn't be willing

[07:23:02] to get in the ring with his coach and do oil that bitty wrestling?

[07:23:06] I'm not completely wrong.

[07:23:08] Good now.

[07:23:09] Like, Jaycee, it's about logic, bro.

[07:23:11] If you want to get to sobering, you need to use logic.

[07:23:14] How do you think Faker got to being the best?

[07:23:16] Because he was one to do whatever it took.

[07:23:19] the reason why I'm talking about it I signed up for it they're just typing

[07:23:23] mobs bro they're not even typing anything else bro but you know do you play

[07:23:28] league I do oh god I hit the highest I hit was one way for masters so you're

[07:23:34] you guys whole family is just cut bro you got my dad and mom don't well yeah

[07:23:40] no shit bro if your dad played league that'd be like a disease bro well I

[07:23:45] I actually made him play one game of League one time.

[07:23:48] What, how did he do?

[07:23:50] I don't think he did that great.

[07:23:52] Mog sandwich, double Mog.

[07:23:55] Mogs twice.

[07:24:00] This is horrible, bro.

[07:24:01] This is literally horrible, bro.

[07:24:03] So wait, Faker plays in 30 minutes.

[07:24:06] Yeah.

[07:24:07] Oh, wait, how about what we do is either me or you

[07:24:11] gets dressed up in our workout outfits

[07:24:14] we're gonna be running for the gym streams. You can do that, bro. Me, okay. What it you

[07:24:19] have it right in the. Yep. What do you mean by workout outfits? Well, what I mean is that

[07:24:26] when you work out, you gotta look the part, right? Okay. I'll be right back. Yeah, I gotta

[07:24:38] get the fuck out of here bro why is his work out outfit pink so this guy's your

[07:24:50] brother bro how old is he 24 he's 24 yeah we have a year and a half difference

[07:24:57] So you work out and he plays league for the most part, yeah.

[07:25:04] Bro, dude, how do I get, like, how do I get swole, bro?

[07:25:10] How do I get fucking swole?

[07:25:12] Okay, honestly, though, it really comes down to what kind of training you're doing,

[07:25:15] because, like, what are you doing, like, at the gym usually?

[07:25:18] Like, what's your usual routine?

[07:25:20] Or do you just do whatever you feel like?

[07:25:22] like, um, well, let's start off with the gym. Normally I'm not even there, bro.

[07:25:28] Or normally step one, I'm not even there. Bro, Mateo, the thing about me is I have like

[07:25:32] spurts of time where I'm like, I get really into the gym and I go for a month or I go

[07:25:37] for two months and then I just quit, bro. And then I quit. Like how do you stay on

[07:25:41] it? Why do you quit? Is it just, you don't see the progress. It hurts, bro. It

[07:25:45] hurts. Really? Yeah, Mateo, it hurts. I know it does hurt, but like in the moment,

[07:25:50] You're like, okay this sucks so much that I don't want to fucking do it anymore

[07:25:52] Is that like the hurting or is it like just the soreness afterwards it just hurts?

[07:25:56] I don't know like I like just playing games, bro

[07:26:01] Don't this what the fuck are you putting on?

[07:26:06] What

[07:26:10] How bro how so

[07:26:12] Is it that

[07:26:15] Do you know what his workout fit is I do

[07:26:20] Cover your butthole now.

[07:26:24] Is the brother single?

[07:26:26] Indeed I am.

[07:26:29] What even is this fucking stream of love?

[07:26:31] Somebody typed Mogathon.

[07:26:33] Like, bro, oh my god, I can't even like open TikToks for like a day.

[07:26:39] This is a horrible problem.

[07:26:41] Yo, high-fives.

[07:26:42] Yo, buddy, high-fives.

[07:26:44] What do you do?

[07:26:46] What do you do, high-fives?

[07:26:47] Holy fuck.

[07:26:48] Holy fuck.

[07:26:50] Bro, I can't open the last package.

[07:26:53] Bro, Domtas, what are you even putting on, bro?

[07:26:56] What are you doing?

[07:26:57] Fucking work out, we're both gonna wear this.

[07:27:00] Okay, I got it.

[07:27:03] Let's go back to where we're seeing GC, like it's all like mental, bro.

[07:27:08] Like, you just gotta be like, you just gotta stick to the pain, man.

[07:27:11] That's all it is, bro.

[07:27:12] Oh, but it hurts, bro.

[07:27:13] It hurts, it sucks, but it's like, that's the only way you end up looking like jacked.

[07:27:17] like Jack's that's really is the only way.

[07:27:20] Alright, Jensie are you ready?

[07:27:24] Sure.

[07:27:28] Bro I gotta get the fuck out of here.

[07:27:33] Like, no.

[07:27:36] You wanna put yours on too?

[07:27:41] This is, stop, stop.

[07:27:43] I guess I just...

[07:27:45] I see more movements.

[07:27:49] Bro, this is what we're gonna work out in, bro.

[07:27:51] For you, dead ass.

[07:27:53] Yeah, I know what you're saying.

[07:27:54] I'll give you your costume.

[07:27:55] Bro, is my bold gonna show?

[07:27:57] Like, what even is this, bro?

[07:27:59] I mean, mine doesn't, and I'm rocking 2.5 inches.

[07:28:02] So as long as you're within that range, you shouldn't be buying it.

[07:28:07] Dude, where are you?

[07:28:09] I'll throw it to you, bro.

[07:28:10] I'm gonna throw this to you tomorrow, bro.

[07:28:12] All right, but you like the fit though. Yes, bro. It looks good about like sure. So we're gonna work out

[07:28:19] Which I podcast the MSI games like this. Yes. Yes. Yes. Wait, bro

[07:28:25] By the way, you you have to like if you want to stream today like you want to stream today in the bathroom

[07:28:32] You have to like link everything up. No, I'll do it tomorrow morning. Okay. Yeah

[07:28:36] So you're gonna co-cast MS. Yo, oh my god, bro. Get that thing

[07:28:42] No, it's nothing, bro.

[07:28:44] Bro, JX, my

[07:28:57] Yo, don't ask buddy. We need to get silver like in a day, bro. Maybe two. I had an idea. What what is your ideas?

[07:29:06] It's Faker, Wences, Match versus NA today.

[07:29:10] We make it so it's a marathon to gold instead. No, no, bro. A marathon to gold will never end you psychopath

[07:29:18] Mio, Mio, Mio. Hear me out. You're gonna get sober in like two days, okay? After you get it in two days

[07:29:26] What's next, you know? Like I'm telling you. Uh, rest, uh, sit down and chill

[07:29:33] Do you want to be the best, Jensi?

[07:29:35] I'm okay with being solid. I'm good with being decent.

[07:29:40] Faker wasn't. Faker wasn't. And one day you're gonna rival him.

[07:29:45] Like listen, we gotta make it so that you have that spark and that motivation and that urge like

[07:29:53] you used to have, bro. We gotta get that inside of you again.

[07:29:56] Bro, Faker fucking played League 20 years ago, bro, when he was like five.

[07:30:01] Bro, I'm a chun, I'm 24, I'm at my wits end, bro.

[07:30:06] Like, dude, if I get all I want to do realistically is pass Ludwig.

[07:30:10] Okay, but you're not going to pass him, bro, with three games a day off stream.

[07:30:15] Yo, bro, I have other shit in my life contest.

[07:30:20] You play League 12 hours a day, bro.

[07:30:23] Yeah.

[07:30:24] I don't want to reach that point.

[07:30:26] I'm terrified of that, bro.

[07:30:28] I'll give it.

[07:30:29] Let's do some math. Are you ready? How many hours a day do you sleep?

[07:30:35] Eight. Okay. Eight hours of sleep a day. How many hours should you grind lead?

[07:30:42] Three or four. 12. So, eight plus 12. How many does that equal to? 20. 20. What's 24 minus 20?

[07:30:49] Four. Four. That's how many hours you get a day for yourself, you know? That's the regent.

[07:30:54] So, where do you want me to stream in that time, bro?

[07:30:58] You want me to stream League 12 hours a day, bro?

[07:31:02] I'll be on the suicide hotline at that point, bro.

[07:31:05] Stream League 12 hours a day.

[07:31:06] But listen, would you rather be on the suicide hotline and be higher up here than Ludwig,

[07:31:12] or would you rather sit there and enjoy your life, but always know that Ludwig is

[07:31:17] a higher rank than you?

[07:31:18] God, you make a good point, bro.

[07:31:20] And like, here, this is the thing you have to understand, Jamesy.

[07:31:23] The thing that you have to understand is that Ludwig is not a terrorist, he just beat Todd

[07:31:35] one in Street Fighter 6.

[07:31:37] So we have to make sure that he's miserable and the only, why are you laughing?

[07:31:43] Because you're pacing in a fucking, you look like something a grandma would wear to work

[07:31:49] out.

[07:31:50] Bro.

[07:31:51] You're going to be wearing this too, bro.

[07:31:55] Dude, I think your ass is hanging out the side, bro.

[07:31:59] I don't know about your good.

[07:32:01] Continue, bro. Continue.

[07:32:03] So what I was going to say, Jensy,

[07:32:05] is that God intended for you to be a challenger of League of Legends player

[07:32:09] and to make the red-winged miserable.

[07:32:11] Would that God or the devil, bro?

[07:32:14] Listen, challenger?

[07:32:16] Jensy, if it was meant to be easy, bro, everyone would have it, dude.

[07:32:20] That's what you have to understand.

[07:32:22] Like, you want to know, listen,

[07:32:24] I want you to take this bottle right now in your hand,

[07:32:27] and I want you to break it over your head.

[07:32:29] I'm not gonna do that!

[07:32:31] Bro, no, I'm not gonna do that, bro.

[07:32:33] Okay, so you know what?

[07:32:35] You're doing this bottle by no...

[07:32:38] I'm not gonna break a bottle of water over my head, bro.

[07:32:41] Is it because you don't like the color green?

[07:32:43] No, because I don't want to have a fucking brain infection

[07:32:46] from brain bleeding to glass entering my skull.

[07:32:49] Okay, then this bottle...

[07:32:53] What's the point of this, bro?

[07:32:54] So the point of it, Jinxie, was I want you to keep doing it.

[07:32:57] Is that, it's like the rhythmic thumping of you marching your way all the way to fucking

[07:33:03] Challenger and beyond.

[07:33:04] And that sound that you're hearing right now.

[07:33:07] You have to sit there and remember it, bro.

[07:33:09] Because soon, that's going to be you on the war march, bro.

[07:33:12] Tomorrow.

[07:33:13] You're on the fucking war march.

[07:33:15] You understand?

[07:33:16] Yes, bro.

[07:33:17] Yes.

[07:33:18] So I hit myself in the head and then played 12 hours a day.

[07:33:21] Exactly.

[07:33:23] Faker broke the bottom over his head.

[07:33:25] Oh, good for Faker, bro.

[07:33:26] I don't even care at this point.

[07:33:28] Bro, I just want to pass a lot of weight, man.

[07:33:32] If I get emerald, I'm good, bro.

[07:33:34] But then again, the thing about League, bro,

[07:33:36] is it's a never-ending thing, right?

[07:33:39] Oh, I want to unlock ranks.

[07:33:40] Okay. Oh, I want to get iron.

[07:33:41] Okay. Oh, I want to get bronze.

[07:33:43] Okay. Now I want to get silver.

[07:33:44] Oh, now I get silver.

[07:33:45] Now I want to get gold.

[07:33:46] Now I get gold.

[07:33:46] Now I want to get platinum.

[07:33:47] Now I want to get emerald, I get emerald.

[07:33:49] And then your life flashes by, you're depressed,

[07:33:51] alone, and angry.

[07:33:54] Duo-mogged.

[07:33:55] Yo, is anyone even listening to anything anyone's saying?

[07:33:59] You guys are just typing duo-mogged.

[07:34:01] Mogged sandwich.

[07:34:05] OK, listen, I have an idea.

[07:34:09] I have an idea.

[07:34:12] Bro, I can't even look at him in the camera, bro.

[07:34:15] Like, this shit is terrible, bro.

[07:34:17] Do you want me to take your shirt off?

[07:34:18] No! Please God, bro! Please!

[07:34:23] What if I did a flex talk with him right now? Who do you think would win?

[07:34:25] Uh, I fucking Stevie Wonder could see who could win, bro.

[07:34:29] Ah, thank you.

[07:34:31] Bro, do you have a- do you have a six pack?

[07:34:33] I don't. Like, um, I'm a bit like bulkier there,

[07:34:36] but I'm working on getting like the full shirt and six pack.

[07:34:38] I was getting, like, I was cutting before,

[07:34:41] but my energy was just too- too ass.

[07:34:44] Bro, you know what, bro?

[07:34:45] can we see a physique reveal like a shirt off sure if you want to if not

[07:34:51] let's have Jenny wants to see with your shirt off take it off now Rob it's a

[07:34:55] flower take it off now he wants it when Jenny gets Jenny wants all right bro

[07:35:02] let's see this busy let's see this busy 99% of people don't know the

[07:35:08] difference between 12 and 15% bro you're good what 12 what are you

[07:35:13] What is your body fat percentage, bro?

[07:35:15] Probably around like 15 years old.

[07:35:17] Oh my god, bro.

[07:35:19] Yo, bro, you're like a barbarian.

[07:35:23] Bro, is this even...

[07:35:25] What is this stream?

[07:35:27] What is this, bro?

[07:35:29] Dude, you look like Darren.

[07:35:31] Like, what the actual fuck?

[07:35:37] Jesus Christ, bro.

[07:35:39] Report this.

[07:35:41] Lord Farquaad.

[07:35:44] Dude, so wait, can you like, what can you bench press, bro?

[07:35:47] So the last time I benched was probably like two years ago, and that was after a year of not benching. I did 385 for one.

[07:35:55] Wait, so me and Jain C got on top of each other. Could you bench us?

[07:36:00] We're not, well, that's never gonna happen, bro. Answer the question. Hypothetically, yes.

[07:36:04] What are you bench bro this frame right here is so funny what the fuck does that mean bro

[07:36:13] what the fuck does that even mean what are you bench bro I don't bench benching is no

[07:36:19] listen benching is for people I don't understand how to live and that's facts

[07:36:22] because benching you make no progress it's like Vodka viewing your games there's no point

[07:36:27] why so I just found so with you bro don't test I love it how your brother is like tan

[07:36:32] And like gigantic you're like pale

[07:36:36] Bro, you're really pale from the good life, bro

[07:36:39] No, but you know the reason why so it's because I don't have the the lighting monitors

[07:36:44] Because if I had those like ring lights, I would actually get a tan from them

[07:36:50] Well, it's because you play league 12 hours a day, bro, let's get dude

[07:36:53] Let's wake up and smell the coffee, bro. How many hours a day do you play me?

[07:36:56] Do you even play? No, no, I saw playing a while ago, but when I was playing it was probably late

[07:37:00] So, Jack, let's do a comparison, bro.

[07:37:03] A man who stopped playing League of Legends.

[07:37:05] A man who played 12 hours a day, bro.

[07:37:07] What the fuck is that supposed to do?

[07:37:09] Take what you will with that information, bro.

[07:37:11] This guy went out and bettered himself, bro.

[07:37:13] League of Legends destroys you, dude.

[07:37:15] Jamesy, how about fucking you possibly look at me right now

[07:37:19] and tell me that I'm not like, like, look at this, bro.

[07:37:22] This is what every man should aspire to be.

[07:37:26] I don't know. Like, what's so funny, bro?

[07:37:28] Bro, you look like SpongeBob in that one episode, bro.

[07:37:32] Deadass.

[07:37:33] We don't have this.

[07:37:33] Hit a flex, bro.

[07:37:37] What the fuck are you talking about?

[07:37:40] That's my Jack!

[07:37:42] So funny!

[07:37:43] Bro, it's because you're next to him,

[07:37:45] so it doesn't even matter, bro.

[07:37:47] You can literally be Jack, but it doesn't even matter, bro.

[07:37:49] Wait, you're telling me?

[07:37:50] You're sitting next to Garin, like this shit's a joke.

[07:37:52] You're telling me it's like there's an Emerald guy flexing

[07:37:56] on a Platinum guy, but there's a Challenger guy

[07:37:57] watching the two of them? Yes, bro, basically. Bro, Dantez, you know what? I had an epiphany,

[07:38:02] bro. You're more likely to, we looked it up with my chat. There are 500 more billionaires in the

[07:38:09] world than challengers. So you realize, Dantez, everyone on that plane and flight with you

[07:38:17] met one of the rarest humans in the world, bro, that they're a challenger, bro.

[07:38:21] Wow. There's 3,000 challengers global and 3,500 billionaires.

[07:38:26] And soon there's gonna be 3001 when you hit fucking Challenger.

[07:38:32] So like how are we gonna do this bro? Like I'm gonna get silver and then what?

[07:38:36] Like in three months you're gonna come back for gold?

[07:38:40] No you're... Listen, by the end of this marathon you're gold.

[07:38:43] Wait are you being dead ass?

[07:38:45] JX listen, do you want me to give you an honest recommendation

[07:38:49] or an honest idea of what's gonna happen?

[07:38:51] Yes without your balls hanging out bro.

[07:38:54] Bro they're not it! Bro look!

[07:38:56] What the fuck did you think was happening?

[07:39:02] I'm not all good.

[07:39:03] Put your hand right here and then just like stupid to the side.

[07:39:07] Put my hand where?

[07:39:08] Like here.

[07:39:09] No!

[07:39:10] Fuck no!

[07:39:11] There'll be no pelvic regional touching, bro.

[07:39:14] Okay, so let me explain, okay?

[07:39:17] So the thing is, what the fuck are you laughing at?

[07:39:22] Sorry, continue, bro.

[07:39:23] Okay, so as I was saying, right?

[07:39:26] I would assume that in the next two or three days, you'd probably hit silver.

[07:39:30] Jixi, if you laugh one more time, so I'm not gonna laugh.

[07:39:33] Okay.

[07:39:35] So I would think that in the next like two or three days, you're probably

[07:39:37] gonna hit silver, right?

[07:39:39] And then what's probably gonna end up happening is that afterwards we're

[07:39:42] gonna sit there and like, I'm trying now, continue, Ralph.

[07:39:48] Okay.

[07:39:49] Afterwards, what's going to happen is that I'll take you another three

[07:39:51] to hit gold.

[07:39:52] So by the end of the week, you're going to be gold.

[07:39:55] And then maybe like, who knows, bro?

[07:39:57] Who knows when?

[07:39:58] We're gonna go for fucking platinum.

[07:40:00] And then you're gonna outrank the chun.

[07:40:04] So you think in one week, seven days,

[07:40:07] I can pass or I can get gold?

[07:40:10] Yes.

[07:40:13] Yes, I do.

[07:40:14] So you think like if I instantly hit silver,

[07:40:17] I should go for gold?

[07:40:18] Yes.

[07:40:21] Oh my God, bro.

[07:40:22] Now, JC, there's something that I brought with us here, okay, to accompany us in our bed, okay?

[07:40:30] And I'm going to make you understand the significance of this thing.

[07:40:35] But do you know what this is?

[07:40:37] That's why you sat up.

[07:40:38] I've seen that all the time.

[07:40:39] Okay.

[07:40:40] Do you know the cultural significance of this sponge?

[07:40:43] No.

[07:40:44] All right, JC, I'm going to have to show you some of my older TikToks.

[07:40:50] Okay.

[07:40:51] You want to watch them now or at another time?

[07:40:54] Yeah, sure.

[07:40:55] Yeah, sure.

[07:40:56] Okay.

[07:40:57] You want to put on your PC?

[07:40:58] Wait, they're saying aware.

[07:40:59] Sad.

[07:41:00] Wait, what?

[07:41:01] What is the SpongeBob, bro?

[07:41:03] You're about to find out in a few minutes.

[07:41:05] Shut up on YouTube Shorts?

[07:41:06] No, no, it's on TikTok.

[07:41:07] Like, just search up TikTok and then, like, on Google.

[07:41:11] Here, I'll search up for you.

[07:41:13] Yeah, just search TikTok and then afterwards, when you can search.

[07:41:18] Okay.

[07:41:19] Okay. Okay, so yeah, now just the X. Okay, go to search.

[07:41:27] Yeah. And then search up DOA. E N E L. Alright, hit enter. Okay. And now open on the main

[07:41:39] monitor. Yeah, like in front of the chat. Yep. Open this. Yes. Okay. Now,

[07:41:49] Now bring it on the main screen.

[07:41:51] The first one we're going to look at just so you can get an idea of what's about to

[07:41:54] happen, okay?

[07:41:55] Okay.

[07:41:56] I want you to click on the top right one.

[07:41:58] This?

[07:41:59] Yes.

[07:42:00] How does this correlate to SpongeBob, right?

[07:42:16] Okay.

[07:42:17] are you ready to see the sponge now yes what okay where is it in the same page

[07:42:22] yeah well yeah it's on the same account it's on the same account okay so now I

[07:42:27] want you to click on what in the fuck you can nest the following

[07:42:34] Where's the SpongeBob? Okay, the SpongeBob. Scroll down a bit. Okay, right here. Yeah,

[07:42:54] That's where it starts. But you need the music on it. This is going to be your future.

[07:43:01] Canvas. This is cinema.

[07:43:14] Great move, cam, move, cam. Okay. Oh god, way out.

[07:43:18] No, I think it does not work for me. You put like top left and said

[07:43:48] Oh my god. Oh my god.

[07:44:11] I want you to hold it.

[07:44:12] No.

[07:44:13] I want me to...

[07:44:14] If you're Venus, was there anywhere near that?

[07:44:16] Jakesy it wasn't I want you to hold it dog call it not wanting it off I guess

[07:44:25] okay go now I want you to bend over and start pulling the fuck out of this

[07:44:29] not gonna do that bro yo don't test yep take this back bro and bury it next my dog is calling

[07:44:38] I gotta move her inside Mateo yeah if whatever you do do not get near that dog she might try

[07:44:44] try to attack you. Okay. Okay. Are we gonna have like an all

[07:44:49] up war with your dog before what's up? I don't know. I need to

[07:44:51] get her inside. Hold up.

[07:44:58] All right.

[07:45:00] Give them words of wisdom.

[07:45:06] All right, too late now.

[07:45:09] What happened? Now I told him to give everyone words of

[07:45:11] wisdom and then he didn't think of it fast enough. Oh shit. Okay. Are you good? What is

[07:45:19] the dog coming? I'm blocking the door so she doesn't bang into the door. Okay. I have

[07:45:25] a block lead on it. Oh shit. Sorry. Dude, she could open a locked door now, bro. Wait,

[07:45:30] how? I don't know, bro. But bro, faker plays in 15 minutes, bro. Are you ready?

[07:45:35] Chat is the feed going like it's the stream going should we watch it now? MSI is now

[07:45:44] So faker is the first game of MSI

[07:45:47] Faker versus NA bro versus our region

[07:45:51] It's our best team though, right? It's an as best team. Yep. Me. Ho

[07:45:55] What does that even mean like the NBA G leagues best team? I mean give it an analogy. Okay honest analogy

[07:46:03] it's like it's like an exhibition match of the high school like our city team

[07:46:10] versus the special ed elementary school no no come on bro top and a

[07:46:15] please help me help me help me help I was being generous without analogy so okay

[07:46:23] if I was to bet ten dollars on faker winning how much money would I get in

[07:46:28] return. Maybe like 1250. Oh, so they have like a chance. Is it a best of one or a best of three?

[07:46:35] I think it's best of three. Strapped in and strapped on with the 10 gifted. Wait,

[07:46:42] so do you want to go check into your hotel now? Yep. Okay. Yo, Mateo, bro. Nice meeting you,

[07:46:47] man. Nice meeting you, man. Get ready for that workout because it's going to be a good one.

[07:46:52] Alright Mateo, I'll catch you, bro.

[07:47:03] Catch you, bro.

[07:47:04] I don't believe it's just like it'll-

[07:47:05] Yeah, it'll just- it'll just go up.

[07:47:06] Awesome.

[07:47:07] Alright, thank you.

[07:47:08] Oh wait, Mateo, actually?

[07:47:09] Hold on.

[07:47:10] Yeah.

[07:47:22] Yo, brother, your brother is fucking gigantic.

[07:47:38] Yeah.

[07:47:39] That's the largest man I've ever seen in my life, not on steroids.

[07:47:43] Like, okay, if you want to know something honest.

[07:47:46] How the fuck did that happen?

[07:47:49] How is he that big?

[07:47:50] working out is literally the only thing he did for an ironic year. It's like

[07:47:55] Jinksy, bro, when I tell you that he would sit there for three hours a day in

[07:48:00] the gym every single day and he would just eat like a fucking monster like I'm

[07:48:05] not even shitting you for eight years straight. I think he's been working out

[07:48:09] for like 10 now. Oh my god, bro. Oh my god. And then you've been doing what?

[07:48:16] Okay, yeah

[07:48:21] Are you okay, bro, I'm good

[07:48:26] I don't even know a bro contest bro you almost fell

[07:48:33] Okay, be honest is it hard for you to take me seriously because of COVID

[07:48:39] What do you think bro, let's address the 900 pound elephant in the room you look like SpongeBob, bro, okay

[07:48:46] You want me to adjust the elephant in the room what I think the fact that you're making me burn alone, and you're not putting your outfit on is fucked up

[07:48:54] So that says you want me to co-stream MSI, which is a like

[07:49:00] Professional event bro like bro. They're literally like giving us perms to this whole thing

[07:49:05] You want me to co-stream fakers debut in a fucking whatever final do it?

[07:49:10] Nice.

[07:49:11] You talk, wait, how do I put this on?

[07:49:15] Oh, you want me to teach you?

[07:49:17] Yeah, teach me, like, how do I do this?

[07:49:19] Okay, well, first off, you need to take off your shirt and your shorts.

[07:49:23] Can I leave my underwear on?

[07:49:25] Yes.

[07:49:26] There's a headband?

[07:49:27] Bro, there's a fucking headband?

[07:49:29] No, no, that's a collar.

[07:49:32] No, no, no, no, don't do this.

[07:49:38] No, no, no, no, don't do this.

[07:49:39] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[07:49:40] Okay, all right.

[07:49:42] So first thing's first, no, no, no, no, stop, bro.

[07:49:44] We started normally.

[07:49:46] Not like this.

[07:49:47] Give me everything, I'll give it to you one at a time.

[07:49:48] Give me everything.

[07:49:50] Yep, give me that, give me that, nice.

[07:49:52] All right, no, stop now.

[07:49:55] All right, dude, I hope you know this is

[07:49:57] how Tony Stark felt the first time

[07:49:59] he put on the Iron Man suit.

[07:50:01] Take off your shirt.

[07:50:04] All right, short suit.

[07:50:08] Bro, I'm serious, take out your shorts!

[07:50:12] Bro, coach, did Faker do any of this?

[07:50:14] Bro, Faker did more than this.

[07:50:16] Faker took his underwear off to commit.

[07:50:20] I don't want to leak my bolds, bro.

[07:50:22] Okay, you want to put the pants on off camera?

[07:50:26] Are you sure Faker did this shit?

[07:50:30] Jinxie, who's challenging the League of Legends? Me or you?

[07:50:33] I know more, bro, trust me.

[07:50:35] okay look see you want me show chat what there's a writing I don't know if

[07:50:51] it's Chinese or Korean but it's where did you get this outfit from bro

[07:50:55] Beijing fucking Amazon bro I think searched up fake a rank one workout

[07:51:02] outfit and that came in the fucking mail so take your fucking shorts off now

[07:51:12] okay that's it bro I'm leaving bro

[07:51:18] Why are they so tight?

[07:51:25] Bro, put them on!

[07:51:27] Why are they so tight?

[07:51:29] Bro, you haven't experienced it yet.

[07:51:32] This is a large size, keep in mind.

[07:51:35] What?

[07:51:37] They're looking good, bro.

[07:51:42] Okay, all right, come on now, okay, so now, that's step one, okay, now step into this

[07:51:57] on either side.

[07:52:00] And you're positive this is what they could do.

[07:52:03] Bro, this is what the whole SKT roster does, bro.

[07:52:09] Okay, okay, bro, cover up your nipples, bro!

[07:52:16] There you go, perfect.

[07:52:17] Okay, so now step three, put these on.

[07:52:20] Where do I, there's socks?

[07:52:22] Yeah, it's for your feet.

[07:52:27] Okay, other one?

[07:52:33] And we're going to work out of this.

[07:52:35] Yeah.

[07:52:36] yeah yeah now it should be fine and feel

[07:52:39] stretching up okay okay now put my sample

[07:52:48] just keeps slipping out bro okay wait

[07:52:50] since you already put a green one on I'll

[07:52:52] give you another one

[07:52:54] Okay, now put this on.

[07:52:59] No, Jamesy.

[07:53:01] Bro, we should do a fucking like dance off before I'm gonna die.

[07:53:09] It did like 10 minutes, bro.

[07:53:11] I got out to no time for dance.

[07:53:13] Okay, and now I want you to allow me to put this on.

[07:53:18] Okay, sure.

[07:53:23] nice so this is what faker does before tournaments this way he does every single

[07:53:36] fucking day in the training field bro ask your chat ask them they know more

[07:53:43] than you bro. Chad lets Faker do this. Yes. Yes. Alright bro let's watch MSI bro. Alright

[07:53:56] it's probably better bro. Faker debut bro. Bro this is the first time you're ever going

[07:54:01] to watch Faker in action. The question is are you ready? Have you watched him? Me?

[07:54:07] My shirt is on backwards?

[07:54:10] It actually might be.

[07:54:14] Okay, stand up.

[07:54:18] Okay.

[07:54:21] Whoa, that's it!

[07:54:23] That's it!

[07:54:24] I'm not comfortable.

[07:54:26] I'm sorry, my bad, my bad.

[07:54:28] Okay, all right.

[07:54:30] Why do my nips keep popping out?

[07:54:32] Because it's on backwards.

[07:54:34] You need to take it off and like turn it around.

[07:54:37] Okay, hold on one second.

[07:54:38] Wait a minute.

[07:54:44] The fuck, man?

[07:54:46] Why is it all tight?

[07:54:51] It's so tight.

[07:54:55] That's what she said.

[07:54:57] Hey!

[07:55:02] Okay, now I got it.

[07:55:04] All right, is that actually good enough?

[07:55:08] Yes.

[07:55:10] Are you positive?

[07:55:11] Yes.

[07:55:12] All right, show everybody your outfit.

[07:55:19] Bro, look at you.

[07:55:21] I did not have any of this in mind, bro.

[07:55:23] Bro, I'm not even kidding you when I say this.

[07:55:26] This must be how Tony Sartre felt

[07:55:29] when he saw Spider-Man walk in with his suit

[07:55:31] for the first time.

[07:55:32] So, I'm gonna get silver now.

[07:55:35] Bro, you're gonna get fucking gold.

[07:55:38] We already established this.

[07:55:40] All right, it's MSI time, bro.

[07:55:44] Let's do this shit.

[07:55:45] Now, what time are you planning on going to bed tonight at?

[07:55:49] Probably after MSI.

[07:55:51] Okay, so I'm guessing you don't want today

[07:55:53] to be the first day that you dry scoop pre-workout to you.

[07:55:59] I'm gonna be dry scooping pre-workout before league.

[07:56:02] Okay, so Jensie, have you watched a movie obsession?

[07:56:06] No, but I heard it's like crazy.

[07:56:09] So there's this one scene obsession,

[07:56:11] grab on point the girl, right?

[07:56:13] She like punches out a window

[07:56:16] and just bashes somebody's head in, right?

[07:56:20] That's gonna be how you're gonna feel every single day

[07:56:23] because whenever you make a mistake,

[07:56:24] I'm gonna run in here

[07:56:25] and I'm just gonna force you to either ingest pre-workout

[07:56:29] or I'm just going to start beating you or choking you out.

[07:56:32] You're going to get to a point, Jensi,

[07:56:34] where when you share footsteps in the hallway,

[07:56:36] you're going to feel fear, like genuine fear.

[07:56:40] It will get to a point where you will literally sit there

[07:56:43] and you will have night terrors because you're dreaming

[07:56:46] about leap and your body doesn't know how to cope with it.

[07:56:49] I'm not even kidding you.

[07:56:51] Just so you can understand, let me be like this.

[07:56:54] And then I feel like I'm coming, like you won't even see it coming bro, it's literally

[07:57:03] going to be like a fucking like the flash is coming in bro.

[07:57:07] Alright bro, I'm excited.

[07:57:09] Hi guys, will we be ready bro?

[07:57:13] Do you need a water or anything bro?

[07:57:15] Uh, Loki if you have any, that'd be great because I thought I had some Agusta guns.

[07:57:20] I got you bro.

[07:57:22] You want me to lick your like armpits right now?

[07:57:27] No, no, no.

[07:57:28] Hi guys, are we ready to roll, bro?

[07:57:29] All right.

[07:57:30] Hi guys, pull it up the stream.

[07:57:31] I'm gonna get the waters, bro.

[07:57:32] All right, nice.

[07:57:33] Thank you.

[07:57:34] No, it doesn't show on tongue you.

[07:57:37] See?

[07:57:38] Dude, holy quads, by the way.

[07:57:39] Oh my God.

[07:57:40] Bro, I'm quad-mogging you.

[07:57:42] No, you're not.

[07:57:43] Look at mine.

[07:57:44] Look at mine.

[07:57:45] Oh, shit.

[07:57:46] Oh, shit.

[07:57:47] All right, VRB.

[07:57:48] Welcome to the house, man.

[07:57:53] You'll probably be here for a while.

[07:57:56] Now, I'll make myself comfortable.

[07:57:59] Aw, fuck, wrong way.

[07:58:01] Awkward cutie.

[07:58:03] Oh, you want water?

[07:58:05] Yeah, I'll get one.

[07:58:06] Wait, no!

[07:58:08] What if you got us some fucking beers?

[07:58:11] You know what? You're right.

[07:58:13] All right guys, time for a drunk MSI watch party.

[07:58:29] Guys, if I told Hibis to do anything,

[07:58:31] would he like just start doing it?

[07:58:36] Like imagine randomly during like the middle of the stream

[07:58:39] we said Hibis, oh wait, nevermind, oh shit.

[07:58:42] Okay, wait, no, no, we have official MSI Co-Caster

[07:58:45] in the title, we gotta actually be normal.

[07:58:48] All right, guys and gals,

[07:58:50] who is ready today for the first official series

[07:58:55] of the mid-season Invitational,

[07:58:58] 2026.

[07:59:01] Now, we are starting in 10 seconds,

[07:59:05] live from Korea,

[07:59:08] With T1 versus TL.

[07:59:15] Alright.

[07:59:20] I have no beers, but I have white gloves.

[07:59:34] Wait, what are white gloves?

[07:59:37] What's the right call?

[07:59:39] Um, I'll try this.

[07:59:41] You don't really come in here, do you want me to just wait here?

[07:59:45] Alright, you got this.

[07:59:55] Oh my god, MSI's starting.

[07:59:57] Do you want the cold room or the warm one?

[07:59:59] It's vodka.

[08:00:01] Vodka?

[08:00:03] Oh shit.

[08:00:05] But how are you gonna hear it?

[08:00:07] Wait that's faker. Oh

[08:00:10] My god or up

[08:00:12] Wait, that was faker the screen literally glitched the second clicker came in you understand how fucking face it out is

[08:00:20] We're just under

[08:00:22] Yeah, do you want to swap? Yeah, I'm down. This one's one though. Sure

[08:00:26] Yeah, fake or add so much or that he froze the screen

[08:00:32] But why does it taste like that?

[08:00:35] What do you mean it's white claw?

[08:00:36] Bro, who the fuck I feel like I was actually gonna die with the fuck?

[08:00:41] It's 8%

[08:00:42] It surges 8%

[08:00:45] Wait, my screen is freezing. Is it cut from Faker's aura?

[08:00:49] Highlights, close out of my games and shit, bro. Close out of League and shit.

[08:00:53] Highlights, close out of everything.

[08:00:56] Wait, bro, you can actually trade this?

[08:00:59] Bro, it's- Yeah, it's white claw. It's just 8%.

[08:01:02] No, bro, I'm like the light one coming through this shit.

[08:01:05] down T1. Voss? Can we zoom in a little bit too? Take games off them. So we'll see. They

[08:01:12] certainly are... Wait, is that Faker right there? Faker's in the middle, in the middle.

[08:01:17] Yeah, he's one in the middle. That's Faker. Yeah, and that's, that's, that's NA though.

[08:01:23] That's like, you know that's like, wait, that's an NA team. Yes. That's Faker right

[08:01:30] Yep, that's him.

[08:01:32] That's Baker!

[08:01:34] That's fucking Baker!

[08:01:36] There he is!

[08:01:38] Big fucking Baker! There he is!

[08:01:40] I got to cry. I got to cry.

[08:01:42] Cause he's about to play against Baker.

[08:01:44] He's about to play against Baker.

[08:01:46] Wait, does Baker play mid lane?

[08:01:48] Yes.

[08:01:50] Or he just controls in the center of the map?

[08:01:52] Yeah, it's like, it's like Imagine Muda.

[08:01:54] My butt is sealed.

[08:01:56] Yeah, imagine like

[08:01:58] They're complete in the first sense of the movie.

[08:02:00] Haha, Baker.

[08:02:02] Wait, I'm going to zoom it in.

[08:02:04] Wait, so who's Q1's jungler, that's ask?

[08:02:08] His name is Oner.

[08:02:10] Bro literally called himself Oner.

[08:02:12] Is he good?

[08:02:13] Yeah, he's fucking solid.

[08:02:15] So they have Oner, their top laner is...

[08:02:19] Bro, what the fuck? You're a challenger!

[08:02:23] Bro, bro, bro. They replace them.

[08:02:26] is their dog laner is Doren Doren you redjack no you redjack no no bro no i

[08:02:34] didn't now you're making baseless accusations okay okay okay so okay so it's

[08:02:40] Doren owner faker and then they got Paze and Keria so bro we are about to

[08:02:46] watch the best team in North America versus faker what are the odds of the

[08:02:53] the NA team winning.

[08:02:55] OK.

[08:02:56] Wait, I'm about to fart.

[08:02:57] Hold up.

[08:02:57] Chat, turn up your volume.

[08:03:01] Oh, Simon.

[08:03:02] Simon Bart.

[08:03:04] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[08:03:07] OK.

[08:03:08] There's Faker again.

[08:03:09] There he is again right there.

[08:03:10] Yeah.

[08:03:11] No, so remember, Faker's always the guy in the middle.

[08:03:13] Because how it works is depending

[08:03:16] on where you're seated.

[08:03:18] That's your position in the game.

[08:03:22] Oh, remember, we're co-streaming.

[08:03:24] So special shout out and thank you to League of Legends,

[08:03:32] to League of Legends for actually giving us co-streaming, right,

[08:03:36] and giving us the opportunity to co-stream this fabulous, wondrous event.

[08:03:44] We're excited for MSI. Thank you, League of Legends.

[08:03:47] Riot

[08:03:51] Nuz W Nuz

[08:03:55] And we're gonna do our best bro, we're gonna be like two fine young gentlemen to find young gentlemen, bro

[08:04:17] I mean, sometimes, you know, because like, when, so, so, sometimes, so... Bro, what the fuck are you saying?!

[08:04:24] Can't say please, bear with me! So sometimes, sometimes when you, when you drink, okay, so now, they've locked in Orianna.

[08:04:31] Faker's gonna play Orianna there.

[08:04:33] High-vives, wait. High-vives, we need to have the hashtag MSI something in it. Oh, I forgot. What is it?

[08:04:41] High-vives is in the group chat. High-vives are in the group chat. Scroll it up.

[08:04:45] Yeah, so okay

[08:04:52] Wait, so fakers on Orianna, yeah, he's trying to get that

[08:05:01] Wait, okay, okay, so this NA team chat has no hope, right?

[08:05:08] Yes

[08:05:15] There he is dude. There he is. There he is. Oh my god. There he is

[08:05:22] Wait so are all of these guys like life long jaycee fast. Get up. Get up fast. Why what?

[08:05:28] We need to do this special to a power up to get a baker. The ability to win versus any. Fast. Fast.

[08:05:37] Go Faker. Go Faker.

[08:05:39] Okay, so Team Liquid is basically composed of top skilled players.

[08:06:04] Yes, so if you don't don't actually know this but team liquid you're not in the frame one up

[08:06:10] Okay, so team liquid actually used to be called the team lead and that was before they actually got

[08:06:34] Alright y'all, so wait we got a Caitlyn, a Kali, this looks like a fucking Brodslab.

[08:06:45] There's something that none of us talked about.

[08:06:49] I wanted to read T1's coach's name.

[08:06:53] Coach? Spawn? Or Tom? Tom?

[08:06:57] Yep, Tom.

[08:06:59] What does that mean?

[08:07:01] NCS fucking or a girl. Have you ever met a guy named Tom that didn't have aura?

[08:07:06] 99% of people named Tom drive pickup trucks that have like the monster truck wheels on them. I haven't even met that many people with

[08:07:14] Orbit named Tom

[08:07:16] It's because there's rare

[08:07:26] So wait, why is um

[08:07:28] Like what the fuck is Orianna? I've never even seen that get played. Why is nobody playing wrong?

[08:07:33] Okay, because the thing is that Orianna loves playing with balls. So essentially what she does right is she sits there and she has this ball that she can spawn, right?

[08:07:41] And when she spawns the ball, it makes it so it does damage. When she presses W with the ball, it also does damage.

[08:07:49] When she ults with the ball, it does damage.

[08:07:52] And when she ease with the ball, it detaches to people, it does damage.

[08:07:57] So Orianna does that.

[08:08:00] Dude, you have zero game knowledge, bro.

[08:08:02] Dude, you have zero game knowledge.

[08:08:05] Do you want me to take it serious?

[08:08:08] Bro, like, a lacking in, bro.

[08:08:11] Like, I'm trying to, I want to do what I want to learn from Faker.

[08:08:15] All right, this guy's being best like e-sport player ever and you and you

[08:08:21] But I want to learn as much as I can for bigger. Oh, so I don't look on who called yet

[08:08:26] That so that's gonna be their jungler. I'll say the other song the book on

[08:08:31] So that's yes

[08:08:33] Please that's it. That's it. That's it. You see

[08:08:36] Okay, so what so if I'm just something where this is the worst thing they could ever do

[08:08:42] They walked in age box. So you know how ADC long when you're a chad that

[08:08:46] thinks like a champion that runs around and just goes out on the bottle at that?

[08:08:50] Yes, yes. So what you want to actually get is they're walking something called

[08:08:54] age box, which is essential. But instead of walking in ADC walking in age box,

[08:09:00] Are you okay?

[08:09:03] Quite long. Continue?

[08:09:06] Yeah, I'm good.

[08:09:08] So they have a mage bar. Yeah, so they have a mage box

[08:09:12] So what is mage bodies? Is it's a part of me?

[08:09:15] And what happens is it's

[08:09:23] Yeah, but what does that mean like a major spot a bodice thing? Yes

[08:09:27] So what it means is that it means that like instead of playing in ADC in box play a major

[08:09:33] I understand, but what's the point? Why would you play a mage in bot lane?

[08:09:38] I mean, would you play like Jax? No, no. Because the thing is that ADCs can die when they walk up to fight the lane, right?

[08:09:45] So, think of it this way. It's like you have an opening. Like imagine right now, you're beside a reaper, right?

[08:09:51] So I can sit there and I can do like whatever I want to do. I can sit beside you. But if I'm in Canada, I can't.

[08:09:57] So it's the same thing with Major's bot lane.

[08:09:59] Me just thought it's like during the U.S. I'm in Canada and I can't even touch it because of how far you are.

[08:10:05] But if you're playing AC it's like I'm right next to you. Does that make sense?

[08:10:10] Yes. Where's this at by the way? Where's this at?

[08:10:13] This is in Korea.

[08:10:14] This is in South Korea.

[08:10:16] I'm pretty sure it's South.

[08:10:19] When is the finals for this chat? Is it in like a week or something? Two weeks?

[08:10:23] I think it's July 11th.

[08:10:29] Bro, I'm sorry!

[08:10:30] I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[08:10:32] Okay, so listen up.

[08:10:34] So first thing you're going to notice is comps, okay?

[08:10:37] So when you look at the comps, you need to look at the champions.

[08:10:40] So the reason why both teams locked in the champs they do

[08:10:43] is because they synergized with each other well enough

[08:10:45] that all the champions are going to stick there

[08:10:47] and kind of bring what other champs are lacking, right?

[08:10:50] So for example, oh, good fight.

[08:10:53] So Keria's fighting with 4,

[08:10:55] but you see how early game like at level 1

[08:10:57] Yeah, why? It's because he's so level 1 mage. So they're only good think around like level 3. So if they fight level 1, it's actually really good for a mage.

[08:11:09] Wait, did Jose invade already?

[08:11:12] Yeah, so Jose, okay.

[08:11:14] That's Faker right there.

[08:11:16] That's Faker. So Jose is doing something called lane invade. A lane invade is where you start on the enemy's camps to kind of check in.

[08:11:23] So I'll explain the game from a jungle perspective. Imagine right now you're listening to him, I'll let you look at the music, okay?

[08:11:29] So Jake, so you're gonna go for it. So right now he's listening to him, he has blue as well, and he's gonna go both, right?

[08:11:34] Yes.

[08:11:35] But what happens then when he walks out?

[08:11:37] He's gonna have no camp up.

[08:11:39] Exactly. So what Jose could do is he could do something that's almost like a checkmate play, where if he recalls after kicking the crumb, he could go straight to his right out of base, and then just like that,

[08:11:50] like that owner is fucked because he's not able to get any of his camps or get any of

[08:11:57] Jose's. You understand? Yeah. Yeah, but owners in T1, so what's he going to do about that?

[08:12:03] Because obviously owners dealt with that before. So what's probably going to happen here is

[08:12:06] that owner is going to have to sit down and watch out. I don't think he does. So he's

[08:12:10] probably going to either walk here and see, oh, I'm looking for bots. I'm always going

[08:12:14] to ping for this. So now because he's being here, there's going to be a fight.

[08:12:18] So what's going to happen here is it's bigger versus quick, right?

[08:12:23] So what we're going to see here, do you guys hear?

[08:12:26] Yes.

[08:12:27] He thinks owner is going for his red first, but owner is actually going for his after.

[08:12:29] Yep.

[08:12:30] He's saying to lower the stream volume a little bit.

[08:12:32] So what's going to happen now is like owner gets one camp, but that's all he can

[08:12:36] get.

[08:12:37] So what owner wants to do now, since he has no camps up, is he's going to

[08:12:39] have to look for any bot side, right?

[08:12:42] Yeah.

[08:12:43] But look where, look where Jose's bot lane is.

[08:12:45] So right now, owner is dealing with the problem because he got fucked to level one and he has three losing lanes.

[08:12:51] Do you see what I'm getting at?

[08:12:52] Yes.

[08:12:53] So because of that what's happening is like, what?

[08:12:55] Right down Hosea's cart, he's spamming and falling to rotate.

[08:12:59] Because if it's falling rotate, the owner just loses the game.

[08:13:03] Okay.

[08:13:04] Okay.

[08:13:05] But now what's going to happen is that he doesn't.

[08:13:07] So there could be a 2v2.

[08:13:08] So now Hosea, if you get some off of that, you're on the move.

[08:13:11] So now because of this Jose mouse advantage you can't see what's going on. Yes

[08:13:17] So who got the better end of the trade so far? Jose? Exactly. No way Jose bro.

[08:13:23] So are late invade is good? Should I do that in bronze?

[08:13:26] So you can do it in bronze, the problem is so that you have to know what you're dealing with.

[08:13:31] Because imagine they start on the rafters bro, or if you start talking in red.

[08:13:35] Like if that happens and your cottage is fucked, you know what I mean?

[08:13:39] I've never heard that.

[08:13:41] Never heard that song.

[08:13:43] Chad, you guys heard that?

[08:13:45] Something's on the way.

[08:13:47] Turn up the broadcaster.

[08:13:49] Okay, Chad, make them louder.

[08:13:51] Okay.

[08:13:53] Is fake or winning a slain, by the way?

[08:13:55] Sorry.

[08:13:57] Sorry.

[08:13:59] Sorry.

[08:14:01] Sorry.

[08:14:03] Sorry.

[08:14:05] Sorry.

[08:14:07] I'm

[08:14:37] Bro, these pros, they don't even use champs that brought the suits, none of them.

[08:14:41] No. I never heard of any of these champs. What?

[08:14:44] I'm being dense, Serious. I'm not even changing things.

[08:14:47] I think the only champs I've ever played with or against is K-1.

[08:14:51] In this entire lobby, I'm not a pro.

[08:14:54] So now, look, this is high-level jungle.

[08:14:58] It's a 3v3 for the rocket car. Because both of them know what's going on.

[08:15:02] And this is wow. It's like, when you're jungle-ing, you're about to sit there and jump to the ground.

[08:15:06] Because like, Jose gets invaded on his back which means that I'm impressed that he's getting into the act, right?

[08:15:12] Because of the use that he makes in stronger battles in early games, right?

[08:15:16] Because he's not as good as they are, right? They're not as strong.

[08:15:19] So, oh man, it's pushing the fact that he has better lenders early, but his back is used against his correct hands.

[08:15:25] Like, all in? Yeah.

[08:15:27] He gets invited, right? This doesn't apply to you guys.

[08:15:30] But a high level catalan is what I'm sitting here, and it's about people.

[08:15:34] What do you mean that doesn't apply to me?

[08:15:36] You are a high-level zoner.

[08:15:37] You are, but your teammates are high-ranked though.

[08:15:39] Yeah.

[08:15:40] So, that's what I'm saying. High-level zoners, it's like you need to use your cheese.

[08:15:44] Like imagine when the zombie apocalypse, and Melty, he's like, I want to go to war.

[08:15:48] I want to go to war.

[08:15:49] But then it's like, there's also the recoil on the AKS too much, and he's like...

[08:15:52] And then he starts gunning down like the whole like, the whole like fucking, the whole like city of villagers and stuff, the zombies.

[08:16:00] In game, yeah.

[08:16:01] In game, yes.

[08:16:02] That's like that's like that's like the

[08:16:07] Here's your own

[08:16:09] Meet the stream turn down the stream turn down the stream turn down to us up over the cash

[08:16:19] Yeah, but then when I turn it down you guys said put it up

[08:16:24] So now listen, what's happening?

[08:16:27] Baker has nine more. Yes, and that's not

[08:16:32] Let's take her ever lose this lane

[08:16:56] What if his team was five fakers

[08:17:02] If there was a team of five contestors, I think I could make a way to invest it here from Baker as well as they're pushing it again

[08:17:09] So what would happen you guys with all these?

[08:17:12] No, no, but it would be like I would control everything like imagine like the same

[08:17:17] And you're like mine, and you're just like sending out your like intellectual or and you're just

[08:17:24] Everybody to do whatever you want. Okay. Okay

[08:17:28] And oh

[08:17:32] what from the white wall yeah and I'm only like two-thirds of the way the

[08:17:36] straight water bro and chill no no I'm so committed to exclusively fighting over

[08:17:41] jungle teams that you're gonna find me what do you mean you're gonna go crazy

[08:17:45] like fuck does that mean that your bad is beyond my curtain bro yo interesting

[08:17:54] to okay so now it's happening right I want to look at the top of the screen

[08:18:00] There's no significance, yes, lead from either side, right?

[08:18:04] Yeah, wait, actually the NA team's not doing that, man.

[08:18:07] They're not, but this is the thing about NA though.

[08:18:10] It's not that they do that early.

[08:18:11] It's not that it was just to roll.

[08:18:13] Because don't forget, the thing about T1 is like,

[08:18:16] O'Neill, Faker, and Kerry, they've been on the same team for the last five or seven years, right?

[08:18:22] It's only Piz and Dorne that are the newbies.

[08:18:25] So what's happening is that they have so much fight synergy

[08:18:28] that it's like it's unbelievable, you know what I'm saying?

[08:18:31] Yes.

[08:18:35] So now what's happening?

[08:18:37] So, Jose is currently taking the crubs.

[08:18:39] What if he gets jumped right now?

[08:18:41] He might get jumped, he's gonna get jumped!

[08:18:42] Ooh, he's getting jumped!

[08:18:43] Okay!

[08:18:44] He's getting jumped!

[08:18:45] Okay, so now, but don't forget, you remember what we climbed up with us, right?

[08:18:49] Over the wall.

[08:18:50] Oh, yeah?

[08:18:51] That was clean!

[08:18:53] That's right, when you're playing Gookan again, see, use this tip.

[08:18:56] You never gonna miss your dog when you're doing an objective, that could be the case.

[08:19:00] So you're seeing the skate race?

[08:19:01] It's the skate race!

[08:19:02] Yes, bro!

[08:19:03] Yes!

[08:19:04] Yes!

[08:19:05] Yes!

[08:19:06] Yes!

[08:19:07] One on Grubbs, one on the dragon here, four team Liquid.

[08:19:10] Um, but nobody forcing heavily assaulting some of their spells.

[08:19:15] Uh, it's gonna happen, okay?

[08:19:17] Is that something that's gonna happen?

[08:19:19] Yeah.

[08:19:20] That is not informational, bro.

[08:19:23] Bro.

[08:19:24] Bro.

[08:19:25] Okay, so it's...

[08:19:26] So what's happening now is that Jon's ghosting in this, right? He's getting hard to go crazy.

[08:19:29] He's just trying to like, like, turn, but oh, wait a second.

[08:19:33] Oh, it's close! It's close!

[08:19:35] But Jon has an ignite on him, it's second now, and he actually lives.

[08:19:38] What does Ignite do? You never told me that.

[08:19:40] So Ignite is the son of- OH MY GOD!

[08:19:44] He's the anglis!

[08:19:46] Wait, but he's dead, he's dead, he's dead.

[08:19:48] Yeah, he's definitely gonna die.

[08:19:49] But look, Portia Jason tried to knock Aaron, so that his team gets a kill.

[08:19:53] Dude, that's in silver gold.

[08:19:54] We know your piece of shit irons can mix with you.

[08:19:57] Wait, so the support player intentionally didn't kill it.

[08:20:01] But the piece of shit irons would steal the kills.

[08:20:03] Oh my god, you're right!

[08:20:05] You're right!

[08:20:08] You're right!

[08:20:11] Dude, all the piece of shit irons left

[08:20:13] just steal kills with support.

[08:20:14] Okay, so now what's gonna happen, right?

[08:20:19] So that's how support's actually supposed to be planned.

[08:20:21] But no one does that.

[08:20:22] Yes, like it's learning. Be honest. If you were the support, would you have sold it?

[08:20:27] Good for the side.

[08:20:28] And my soul would begin?

[08:20:29] Yeah.

[08:20:30] And you'd rather fucking kill yourself.

[08:20:31] Yeah.

[08:20:32] If I was in support, I would steal the kill. I would steal the win, and then I would

[08:20:36] blow mid, and I'd be the one to see myself.

[08:20:39] Listen, if you play with me, and I ever support you, and you see, you're feeling like

[08:20:46] you've got to run for your life, because it's going to be a rough time for you.

[08:20:51] Welcome to the house bro, this is a lot of what we do.

[08:21:01] Alright, so now look, so it's happening now, right, so things are happening, and oh, oh,

[08:21:17] Okay, so right now, so right now, so right now, okay, so right now, okay, bro

[08:21:24] You don't have a game, though. Oh my god. So, okay

[08:21:33] He's all the turret

[08:21:43] Yes

[08:21:47] So Carrie is that good?

[08:21:56] Yes, though.

[08:21:57] He's insane.

[08:21:58] So now what?

[08:21:59] What's happened?

[08:22:00] How about in spite?

[08:22:01] Look at Baker!

[08:22:02] Look at Baker!

[08:22:03] Look at Baker!

[08:22:04] Look at Baker!

[08:22:05] Oh no!

[08:22:06] Wait, when did you get the kill?

[08:22:07] He got the kill!

[08:22:08] That's one kill!

[08:22:09] Wait, what's that?

[08:22:10] That's one kill!

[08:22:11] That's one kill!

[08:22:12] That's one kill!

[08:22:13] That's one kill!

[08:22:14] That's one kill!

[08:22:15] That's one kill!

[08:22:16] Oh my god!

[08:22:18] Fade away! FADE AWAY!

[08:22:20] Oh my god!

[08:22:22] Oh my god!

[08:22:24] Oh my god!

[08:22:26] Okay, okay.

[08:22:28] Pace gets a kill.

[08:22:30] Okay bro, this NA team

[08:22:32] is not really able to compete, bro.

[08:22:34] No, I'm telling you.

[08:22:36] They can't really compete with them, bro.

[08:22:38] It is about the communication.

[08:22:40] The thing is that

[08:22:42] the cross-communist community

[08:22:44] It's like, it's better organic, does that make sense?

[08:22:47] Bro, thank you for two and oh Joe.

[08:22:49] Look at this, look at this, look at this.

[08:22:51] Explain this.

[08:22:53] He just dives.

[08:22:55] Wait, why did he dive with no minions?

[08:22:58] Because he doesn't even go.

[08:23:01] He dives with no minions?

[08:23:04] That's what I got to do?

[08:23:06] That's complicated, bro.

[08:23:07] That's like, when you're going to sit there by the end of this now,

[08:23:10] I thought you were going to have a big, huge block then, right?

[08:23:13] You're gonna sit there and you're gonna die from the altars?

[08:23:16] I didn't say anything, you're gonna show them the power of Jim Parker.

[08:23:19] So tower guy with no minions.

[08:23:22] Hipro did it, why can't I?

[08:23:26] Is their game file different?

[08:23:27] If you see my brother bench, 400 pounds, are you gonna fucking go to the gym and try that shit?

[08:23:31] No.

[08:23:32] Exactly, bro.

[08:23:33] Lock in, bro.

[08:23:34] You're doing this so much, Eddie!

[08:23:38] If you lock in, bro, I know I want to learn, bro.

[08:23:40] I want to show faker more

[08:23:44] Bro, so fakers just mid laner just like the mood up but except faker has a skill set

[08:23:48] And it doesn't it's like thinking about this right take the priority that his bottom lane has been able to secure and actually the

[08:23:54] Faker is faker as well from team liquid

[08:23:56] And Muda is Muda

[08:23:58] But it's like if you get to him, you see Muda is your mid laner

[08:24:02] What emotions do you just ff at 15? Especially if Yone is banned, no?

[08:24:06] You literally can't do anything else

[08:24:09] right dude the thing is like it's like mood I can't even do anything else and

[08:24:14] you can barely even do me you know I'm surprised oh no oh no

[08:24:20] They took care of yourself!

[08:24:21] So Kurt's trying to...

[08:24:22] Paze is there, Paze is there!

[08:24:23] He's coming!

[08:24:24] He's trying to look for the turnouts, he's heading for the roof!

[08:24:26] HE FIGHTED IT BY THINKING TO THE PORNAL!

[08:24:32] Oh, my god.

[08:24:37] Wait, wait, pick up, pick up, pick up!

[08:24:39] Oh, pick up!

[08:24:40] So, see, this is...

[08:24:41] Hold her and let him get the kill. Did you see that?

[08:24:43] Yeah, is it because Thaker is fed?

[08:24:45] Like, listen,

[08:24:46] ring, ring, ring, ring!

[08:24:47] Do you hear that?

[08:24:49] John Pork is calling bro.

[08:24:51] You got-

[08:24:52] Take away some extra resources here.

[08:24:54] Bottom tower being riddled down.

[08:24:56] Did you just puke in your mouth?

[08:24:58] No, I didn't.

[08:24:59] So, you just puke in your mouth.

[08:25:02] No, I didn't.

[08:25:03] I didn't.

[08:25:04] So, the thing you have to realize, right?

[08:25:07] The thing they have to realize.

[08:25:09] Is that right now what you have to realize, right?

[08:25:12] Is that-

[08:25:13] So, right now, okay?

[08:25:15] I want you to look at this course, right?

[08:25:17] Right so they got everybody right that's like

[08:25:32] Dude, I think what happened was League of Legends turned your brain into last map

[08:25:41] Bro these are the last two I have

[08:25:43] Okay, so you know what? How about this? How about we share this Polynesian sauce bag?

[08:25:51] No! Do not open that in my desk.

[08:25:53] Sorry, why? Because I don't like sauces and condiments when I get on wood.

[08:25:57] Eugh! Bro, I fucking shrink the condiments straight out. Does anyone else do that?

[08:26:03] Yo bro, I have to cut you off, bro. You had one 8% spiked white claw, and I have to cut you off, bro.

[08:26:09] Bro, I like to be in here before, Satan's square to God, I won't open this right now and just drink the whole sauce.

[08:26:17] Do not do that! No! Bro, give me that!

[08:26:21] Stop, stop, no, no, please. I don't like sauces, I don't like sauces. I don't like condiments.

[08:26:27] Which I'm not spiked, like, oh my God, I'm not spiked, dummies!

[08:26:31] It's called, what is it called? Surge, sorry.

[08:26:34] Sorry. Wait guys guys, is it normal that I don't remember what's happening?

[08:26:38] BOOOOORRRRRAAAA

[08:26:40] I don't spike drinks bro

[08:26:42] Okay, right, right, right, right. So now what's happening right?

[08:26:46] So Porty J's called. He's looking to be up, he finds it and he's on a rampage.

[08:26:51] So see J, this is the thing about the T1 games bro.

[08:26:54] You can meet even early, but it doesn't matter though.

[08:26:57] Because even if you're even early, what happens is that you're just gonna lose in the mid game.

[08:27:02] right because you're sitting there and you're having to like T-butt against T-one and yes the

[08:27:09] problem is right is that they have like communications bro they have communications they have like

[08:27:15] are you pacing bro they have communications they have experience bro they have everything bro

[08:27:22] they're sitting there they have the ripped carol they they have they have JP Morgan on on yasuo top

[08:27:28] ring ring ring were you internet work politics

[08:27:31] and what you know I mean like bro they have everyone right now

[08:27:36] and the thing is that because they they so I you're pacing in not even your setup

[08:27:41] okay because bro this is how I do it it's because I so okay it's a lot easier

[08:27:47] okay bro wait don't test yes when is the last time you were in public

[08:27:51] uh Camille's here that that was basically a

[08:27:55] No, but like before that

[08:28:08] You haven't been in public since 2024

[08:28:18] So you've just been doing League of Legends, bro, JC JC

[08:28:25] Well

[08:28:46] League of Larkers

[08:28:55] Are you laughing at that bro?

[08:28:57] No no no. Have you ever played a game called

[08:28:59] Stop the Boss before?

[08:29:01] No.

[08:29:02] Remember, we were playing streaming.

[08:29:04] Oh yes.

[08:29:06] Okay.

[08:29:07] So what?

[08:29:08] It's gonna happen now, right?

[08:29:09] So right now what's happening is that there's

[08:29:11] a scene fight for someone.

[08:29:12] They're trying to crush our close-me-take.

[08:29:14] And Yon is trying to start up someone.

[08:29:18] Two shots.

[08:29:19] Did you just call me J.P. Parkers no, bro, no, dude

[08:29:37] Which answer what time is it in Korea what time it's our difference fakers

[08:29:44] Unstoppable he's five and up

[08:29:47] This one no, this one talking about

[08:29:51] Everybody hikes up dog and yes, I watch dog place. Yes. He goes negative

[08:29:56] Everybody hikes up faker. I watch faker and he's five and up

[08:29:59] Like I knew this would happen faker wouldn't disappoint me bro

[08:30:04] Faker would never disappoint me ever

[08:30:06] Ever do you want to hear something?

[08:30:08] You didn't say that.

[08:30:09] Talk to me.

[08:30:10] So you say Faker is the belt, right?

[08:30:15] I know he's the belt, bro.

[08:30:16] He knows the belt.

[08:30:17] He has all his accolades, all of his achievements, right?

[08:30:21] See how he lasts to that's everything?

[08:30:22] Yes.

[08:30:23] But what if I told you there was one year that he wasn't playing that well?

[08:30:27] And everyone went from calling him Faker to calling him Shaker.

[08:30:32] And then you just say that he was back.

[08:30:34] Faker's back, Faker's back.

[08:30:35] He's running he three he's running he two people say this again and they shut them down

[08:30:44] It's a worthwhile trade definitely has been something a lot of teams have done look for

[08:30:53] But it's you are you drunk? No, yes

[08:30:56] Sure, it is the critical part in trying to your drug bro. You're drunk right now

[08:31:05] Why does your phone case say Zanix?

[08:31:10] You're so far ahead and you're looming front of your desk, so great.

[08:31:13] You can walk into the table and play like this.

[08:31:16] And get it all deep!

[08:31:18] Slow from the tactical speed!

[08:31:20] You can stop this!

[08:31:21] My wife had that as an old scroll phone case,

[08:31:24] but I think she just gave it to me.

[08:31:26] And because I'm too lazy to like change it,

[08:31:28] I don't even bother.

[08:31:30] You're an interesting guy, bro.

[08:31:32] Thank you.

[08:31:33] the top side of the map. I don't know if I'm going to need you to rush the bandage.

[08:31:36] Not just a sign, bro. Talk to me.

[08:31:38] The game-state advantage, but without a traditional AD carry, it might still take up a bit of time.

[08:31:41] I don't know if you have a good turn.

[08:31:43] Yeah, they should come, bro.

[08:31:45] Once you have carry as ulti.

[08:31:47] I'm going to enjoy your stay, man.

[08:31:48] And, bro, we're going to get silver.

[08:31:50] No, we won't.

[08:31:52] Bro, are you drunk?

[08:31:53] I'm actually getting to tell. I think you're drunk.

[08:31:55] You had one white claw.

[08:31:57] Yeah, yeah, I know. I was going to fuck up you right now.

[08:31:59] Bro!

[08:32:00] Why?

[08:32:01] I think if I have a second right now, I'm going to stop throwing up out of the way.

[08:32:04] Wait, did you ever watch our run and put a thumbs up?

[08:32:06] Why do you streamer take scatch with like the noodles?

[08:32:10] No!

[08:32:11] Okay, like, no.

[08:32:13] It would be like, blah, and then like it just starts flying everywhere you die.

[08:32:18] Dude, as long as you have one white claw, you're fine.

[08:32:21] Don't drink any more though.

[08:32:22] I don't have any more, so we're good.

[08:32:23] Whoa, not mine!

[08:32:25] Not mine.

[08:32:26] Okay.

[08:32:27] now has an hour glass of his own as well so we'll need to fight okay so were you

[08:32:31] actually gonna get silver or like seriously I don't know I don't know bro

[08:32:35] these bronze players are legit

[08:32:38] I'm gonna be silver in two days

[08:32:43] by the end of our first game or sorry 5pm you're gonna be on the same by the end of the second you're silver

[08:32:52] By the end of the third, sub-2, by the end of the fourth, all four, by the end of the fifth, all two, by the end of the sixth, five, and four.

[08:33:01] You think I'm gonna go from bronze to platinum in six days?

[08:33:05] Okay, I want you to stand here for a second, okay?

[08:33:08] And I want you to stand here for a second.

[08:33:10] You're 10-year penalty grip.

[08:33:15] Are you mad or what?

[08:33:17] Oh my god, look at this fight.

[08:33:22] Oh my god!

[08:33:24] Just in time to turn the play on it's had a beautiful gaurd!

[08:33:29] Ya'll know what I mean bro!

[08:33:31] They're just better bro!

[08:33:33] Wait, he's dead too!

[08:33:35] It is an absolute wipe right now.

[08:33:37] Bro this guy's smiling!

[08:33:39] Oh he's smiling!

[08:33:40] Does he know he's cooked?

[08:33:42] Okay so, he likes how this one gaurd does.

[08:33:45] Wait, hold up.

[08:33:46] Jose?

[08:33:47] Or Gaurd?

[08:33:48] Gaurd J?

[08:33:49] Gaurd J.

[08:33:50] Oh my god!

[08:33:53] Joe, what?

[08:33:55] Bro this game is a friggin' blowout!

[08:33:59] So listen, so the thing is that Doran is playing a

[08:34:01] champion all the time.

[08:34:05] Did you broke in your mouth again?

[08:34:06] No I think I just don't.

[08:34:08] Okay so where did you.. no so Doran, Doran.

[08:34:11] So Doran, Doran Schilt.

[08:34:13] So Doran's playing a champion all the time.

[08:34:15] HOW ARE YOU DRUGED? YOU HAVE ONE WHITE CALL!

[08:34:17] Oh, right, I should have once I did that, 5 hits, so listen, Doran is playing a champion called Lord.

[08:34:23] In the arc, when he attacks too much, he gets full rage, right?

[08:34:28] So the thing about full rage is that when you get the full rage, you end up transforming.

[08:34:33] So I want to look at him right now, so that's Doran.

[08:34:35] So Doran, he's the guy with the middle-life thing over here, right?

[08:34:38] That's what I thought was Timo.

[08:34:40] Yes, exactly. Now, I'm wondering about CCL, he's turning like yellow on this part.

[08:34:44] Look at it. It gets the full range. Now, let's see what happens.

[08:34:48] He transforms into a monster, and he just goes crazy.

[08:34:52] Bro, it's crazy. I've never even seen that character get used. Isn't that insane?

[08:34:56] Yes. Yes.

[08:34:58] So what happens when he becomes a monster, though?

[08:34:59] So when he becomes a monster, he gets access to new set of abilities.

[08:35:03] So there are like four champions in the game that have the different sets of abilities

[08:35:07] from the new monster, right?

[08:35:09] But the thing is, like, Garn's different in a sense.

[08:35:11] Like, he doesn't have to use his ultimates to get to that form

[08:35:14] because he gets that form by attacking people.

[08:35:17] So the more damage he deals, the quicker he gets to that form?

[08:35:20] Exactly.

[08:35:21] Yes. That's the best deal.

[08:35:23] Oh my god, look at Faker in the back line.

[08:35:26] Is Faker ranged? His character?

[08:35:28] Yes, ranged.

[08:35:29] So Faker's character is ranged, but the reason why they all come here is because of your problem.

[08:35:33] Faker's in trouble.

[08:35:34] Yeah, but he just starts, he goes right to start.

[08:35:36] They're gonna look to get the kill on him.

[08:35:38] Faker, look at Faker, look at Faker, look at Faker, look at Faker!

[08:35:40] Wait, what?

[08:35:40] Fakers, watch your side, they're gonna get you up and kill him, yo!

[08:35:42] And they find it!

[08:35:45] Bro, Jose's smiling!

[08:35:46] Why are you smiling?

[08:35:48] Your turrets are gone!

[08:35:50] Look at how locked in Faker is.

[08:35:53] Now, Faker is kinda cute.

[08:35:55] Isn't he?

[08:35:56] I mean, Jeff Faker is kinda cute.

[08:35:58] Y'all know he has number videos.

[08:36:00] You have his number?

[08:36:02] Oh.

[08:36:04] Bro, this game is over, bro.

[08:36:06] Oh my god.

[08:36:08] dude, paker's gonna kill him on the fountain

[08:36:11] paker's gonna kill him on the fountain

[08:36:14] okay

[08:36:14] so jingsy

[08:36:15] BOOOOORRAHY!

[08:36:17] 26 minute nexus

[08:36:19] jingsy

[08:36:20] there's a very valuable lesson that I wanted to take from you

[08:36:23] are you ready for it?

[08:36:25] yes talk to me

[08:36:27] and this is one that you can apply in your solo games

[08:36:30] okay

[08:36:31] i'm gonna throw back here

[08:36:32] bro this is gonna be a sweet, baby

[08:36:34] here we are!

[08:36:36] she's the-

[08:36:36] okay

[08:36:37] What's the gold difference between both teams?

[08:36:47] T1 has spent 1500 more gold, 1.6k, 1.6k, right?

[08:36:55] And 12 minutes, 1.6k, right?

[08:36:57] Yeah.

[08:36:58] 23 minutes. Oh my god. So what happened? Just kills? So this is the reason why I wanted

[08:37:15] to explain it to you. The thing about League of Legends is that it's all about the team

[08:37:22] fights. Like a lot of people, I need to start on for this, but I want you to listen.

[08:37:27] You need to read the broadcast. This is important. Okay.

[08:37:32] Judy, you need to talk about this. It's really good. So the

[08:37:35] thing about it, right, is that most people overcomplicate

[08:37:38] league, they think that league is not macro, it's about this,

[08:37:41] it's about that, it's about checking the map, all that. And

[08:37:44] yes, that is a part of it. But the real bread and butter

[08:37:47] for League of Legends is all about the team fights. It is

[08:37:51] about your mechanics, and it is about your ability to kill

[08:37:54] everybody else. So that's the reason why you can see for you, you play champions that are able to just annihilate everybody. And this is why I have so much faith in you, bro.

[08:38:05] I want you to understand because what you taught me, bro, like when I go master Yi, I are I cue the back line. Yes, I get rid of the squishies first and then I scale throughout the price because then I get back to

[08:38:16] Yes, and that's the thing. If you play games where you sit there and you have confidence

[08:38:22] where you sit there and you're like, I don't care how far we get behind we're gonna win

[08:38:25] where you sit there and you actually like you rock it in you will always be able to win bro

[08:38:32] always always and the worst mistake that you can make is telling yourself

[08:38:37] It's thinking. Oh, maybe I'm not good enough. Maybe I should play for my team

[08:38:41] Maybe I should go for the suboptimal fight. It's like no, bro. No you need to always play for you because you are

[08:38:50] JP you understand?

[08:38:52] Yes, yes, bro

[08:38:55] Bro Faker so good. Did he only die one time Chad he died once

[08:39:01] Bro Faker is so good. Okay. Do you want to know he always just like last hits

[08:39:06] Do you want me to show you one of the most insane cups ever?

[08:39:09] Is it able to be on the coast stream? Yes. Is it faker doing this? No, it's different. Okay. No open up YouTube. I

[08:39:19] Want to do your search up Baker multitask clip

[08:39:27] Baker multitasking yes this

[08:39:31] wait swivel he streams right top that yes Baker streams I want you to know

[08:39:45] no there's I swear to God that's not real no keep watching that is not real

[08:39:50] No way! No way!

[08:40:01] What?!

[08:40:05] Yes!

[08:40:06] It's insane!

[08:40:14] I'm so sorry.

[08:40:17] Geometry Dash!

[08:40:22] What the hell is this?

[08:40:25] Jack, how much does Faker stream, bro? What's his stream name? Faker?

[08:40:29] Yep.

[08:40:30] When was his last stream, y'all?

[08:40:32] Okay, so you wanna hear something actually fucked up, like a really fucked up story?

[08:40:35] I'm sorry.

[08:40:36] Yes.

[08:40:37] So Faker actually wasn't able to stream for a while

[08:40:40] and his team couldn't even practice.

[08:40:42] And the reason why is, no, just search up Faker.

[08:40:45] And the reason why is because people

[08:40:47] would be lost in his team permanently.

[08:40:51] So they can even play solo queue.

[08:40:54] That's Faker right there?

[08:40:55] Yep.

[08:40:56] He has 4 million followers on Twitch.

[08:41:01] He has 4 million followers on Twitch.

[08:41:04] I mean, keep in mind, he hasn't streamed in six years.

[08:41:08] No, he has, but do clubs.

[08:41:12] So keep in mind, Jinx, he definitely has.

[08:41:14] Wait, wait, wait, Messi scored, Messi scored.

[08:41:28] Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi.

[08:41:33] What's up with all of that?

[08:41:34] Free kick? Was it a free kick?

[08:41:35] It was ad butt! It was ad butt!

[08:41:37] Free kick!

[08:41:41] Messy!

[08:41:42] Okay, sorry, continue.

[08:41:44] Faker has 4 million followers on Twitch!

[08:41:47] That's not even his main platform, though.

[08:41:50] What is it?

[08:41:52] His main platform?

[08:41:53] Yeah, I don't know.

[08:41:55] But it's because like in like Korea and China, they have like different ones.

[08:42:00] I'm like, do UTBM stuff like that?

[08:42:03] So does Faker do YouTube chat?

[08:42:07] Look, he streams on soup.

[08:42:10] Twitch tracker Faker, his last stream was in 2020.

[08:42:16] Yo, yo, yo, yo.

[08:42:18] Yo, he hasn't streamed in four years

[08:42:22] and he has four million followers.

[08:42:27] That's Aura.

[08:42:30] Yo yo chat, do you guys understand how I'm saying this is. Bro he hasn't streamed in

[08:42:37] four years and he has four million, he doesn't even care. He doesn't even care. Bro, Jensi,

[08:42:45] they have a tower in Korea that's literally called Baker Tower. Bro, that is cray cray.

[08:42:55] Wait, so how many MSI streams are there? Is it just this or what is it? Is it MSI?

[08:43:02] Yeah, but it's a Vesa3 so they're gonna be playing Vesa3

[08:43:11] Bro his first stream was in 2017 and he averaged 200,000 viewers

[08:43:19] What the actual bro

[08:43:22] bro so this guy can't even like leave his house bro dude he has to be so famous in korea

[08:43:32] bro like listen what the fuck do you want to know the reason why so many korean players

[08:43:36] are willing to just sit there and do cute bob aros a day in internet cafes how it's

[08:43:42] because korean men that are pros are viewed at the same level as korean female kpop

[08:43:49] So who's more famous faker or like son?

[08:43:56] Do you know who son is?

[08:43:59] Is it not like the name of the onion?

[08:44:02] No, he's footballer the whole chat is saying faker

[08:44:06] So faker is more those kids real faker is more famous than song

[08:44:13] Bro it's chat what yeah

[08:44:16] Like, Jynxie, Faker was on time to most off-hundred influential people.

[08:44:23] Wait, wait, he said something. Faker said something. Did you hear that? No. Bro, he said something.

[08:44:33] Wait, wait, Jynxie.

[08:44:38] for that that's messy score

[08:44:44] well okay okay

[08:44:51] yes bro yes

[08:45:00] fuck with all the fucking bop a messy

[08:45:03] He's the goat.

[08:45:04] Yes!

[08:45:05] Oh my boy!

[08:45:09] Jeff, Messi has scored six goals in three games, bro.

[08:45:14] This is the goat, bro.

[08:45:15] This is the goat!

[08:45:18] This is the goat!

[08:45:21] Bro, Messi's making this game messy, bro.

[08:45:24] Real.

[08:45:25] Clock it, clock it, clock it.

[08:45:27] No, no, it's just these two.

[08:45:29] These two, just these two.

[08:45:30] You're practice, okay, we'll go full cam for this for a second

[08:45:39] Just prep like that says just practice this whenever you're clocking shit

[08:45:52] Perfect bro faker is so cool. He hasn't stream in four years cuz he doesn't even care

[08:46:00] He doesn't even care that he has four million followers and he doesn't care bro. Oh my god

[08:46:08] Well, that's the most famous pro ever in any sport. Yeah, is there anybody more famous than you're right?

[08:46:15] There's no way

[08:46:16] Like dude, you have to understand that I can't even like live a normal life like he's there like the Michael Jackson in Korea

[08:46:23] Bro, there's no one that is more famous than that, bro

[08:46:26] Like dude that guy's more famous than like Jim in from like BTS. Yes, bro, like it's actually crazy

[08:46:38] Simple bro, how many followers is simple have I mean just a pro. I don't mean like

[08:46:43] Bro, I don't mean like you became a pro and then switch. You know what I'm saying?

[08:46:49] Like faker is just a pro. He doesn't care

[08:46:53] How famous is this guy?

[08:46:55] Oh my god.

[08:47:04] Wait did he, did he miss pause name?

[08:47:08] Cause it sounds like Olexander. Cause it all starts out.

[08:47:15] Olexander. What the fiddlesticks?

[08:47:20] Bro what the fuck.

[08:47:23] So wait wait wait

[08:47:26] So if simple it's like the face of CS right and Baker is a face of League of Legends. What are you the face of?

[08:47:35] One of ten Ben

[08:47:38] Bro like you want me to be honest one of ten bet

[08:47:44] Bro, I'm literally one and two I did I went one and ten

[08:47:48] 2 years ago, bro. Oh my god. There he is. There he is. I've been one of 10 2 years ago, bro

[08:47:55] And I have not forgot the day

[08:47:57] Wait, but what's it like a national pro league?

[08:48:00] It was a console pro league game, so yeah

[08:48:07] Wait, I was let me move it up. Oh gamer of the year 2023. I almost forgot. We're dragging that shit true

[08:48:13] gamer of the year 2023

[08:48:15] the future gamer of the year 2026 bro do you think you know like whatever we

[08:48:20] want bro gamer of the year is hard to win dude but who are you competing at it's like

[08:48:25] case uh case though okay so back-to-back gamer of the year bro i tried 2023 gamer of the year

[08:48:33] case those gamer of the year 2024 and 2025 but low-key low-key i feel like that's all the

[08:48:40] events are growing this year you might actually have the edge dude are you

[08:48:44] wearing socks bro this guy has Patrick socks show the camera

[08:48:53] what is this yeah it's cuz like for Christmas my aunt did not to get me so

[08:48:59] I told her to get me SpongeBob merch I got two SpongeBob shirts five SpongeBob

[08:49:05] stocks and three SpongeBob underwear.

[08:49:07] Jot has somebody said Tyler won Metfaker.

[08:49:11] Is there a clip of that?

[08:49:12] Have you met him or no?

[08:49:14] Faker no.

[08:49:15] Why not?

[08:49:16] Why not?

[08:49:17] Go to Korea for this.

[08:49:18] Are you fucking serious?

[08:49:20] No, like, not like, I mean like, have you ever been to Korea?

[08:49:23] You win.

[08:49:24] I've been to Korea like, yeah, three times.

[08:49:26] Why did you meet Faker?

[08:49:27] What?

[08:49:28] It's like saying go to Tarpe these strings, but why didn't you meet Jamesy?

[08:49:33] You did.

[08:49:34] You literally did that.

[08:49:35] Imagine two random Korean men are like, oh govittarpen strange and go meet JC, bro

[08:49:41] Like what are we saying? You don't I mean?

[08:49:44] Bro Tyler met faker is there a video?

[08:49:48] Tyler one but how do you want to fucking the fuck out of you, bro? How do you search up search up t1 t1?

[08:49:56] Yeah, Tyler one Tyler faker

[08:49:58] But visits a heart attack realm

[08:50:12] This is

[08:50:24] He was literally T1 T1 it's true

[08:50:28] Now I don't know what to expect but let's go

[08:50:33] Chad does faker have good English

[08:50:46] Faker is so cute bro look at him

[08:50:50] He's so cute

[08:50:58] Okay

[08:51:00] Your title one just eat dude Tyler one looks like a video game character, bro. We'll watch it after this game chat

[08:51:08] We bet chat we have to watch the games. Oh my god. Oh my god

[08:51:12] Faker is playing rise. What is that? What even is rise bro? I've never heard of any of these champs

[08:51:18] What is right never played a game began sprites before I promise you

[08:51:22] another half.

[08:51:23] Chad, what is Ryze?

[08:51:25] Ryze, Ryze, okay, Ryze is like the champion that you play if you want to like for a farm.

[08:51:33] Wait are you for realsies?

[08:51:34] Yes.

[08:51:35] What does Ryze do?

[08:51:36] He gets like a million CS per minute and just one-shots everybody.

[08:51:40] Oh my god, Baker's going to play that.

[08:51:42] And he's fucking blue.

[08:51:44] Bro, so Baker's just going to one-shot everyone?

[08:51:51] Yep. So normally second pick, yeah, you're gonna have the Kalista locked in.

[08:51:55] So now Faker should lock in the support, because normally you want to pick earlier for people that you already know how to counter.

[08:52:03] So because red team already picked their ADC on support, it gives blue team the opportunity to pick their Zuzvald.

[08:52:09] Because then we know what they're playing against you or something.

[08:52:11] Okay.

[08:52:13] Wait, look, T1 fans! Look, T1 fans!

[08:52:17] Uh, wait. My brother never texted me if he got home safe.

[08:52:21] Yeah, I probably should check in with him an hour ago. Yeah, text him, bro

[08:52:43] Bro, what the hell

[08:52:45] But the tarpon springs demons ggs. Yeah, bro. Yo, he has to be safe, bro

[08:52:52] Is he safe?

[08:52:54] He said that on his way to the hotel there were four on gang like numbers that were sitting there and just

[08:53:01] Mooting every part in the parking lot. Yeah, he's that that's tarpon springs, bro. Exactly, bro like guys it

[08:53:08] Shitting shitting sweet and tarpon springs exactly what this guy just said exactly

[08:53:12] Getting into Jinx's house I had to dodge an entire mag full of bullets because the people camped outside with ARs

[08:53:20] It was fucked

[08:53:22] This is Tarpon Springs bro. This is what I'm this is what I try to warn people about bro

[08:53:27] This is the real shit in it bro. This is what happens y'all like Tarpon Springs. It's not a joke

[08:53:33] Dude, what is faker holding a hand warmer?

[08:53:36] Bro, I need to get one of those for this. I'm gonna Amazon that that exact one

[08:53:41] to keep your hands

[08:53:46] bro worst case you just put your hand like here

[08:53:49] but that's why

[08:53:52] okay jingsy

[08:53:55] four sends neck vein with the gifted

[08:53:58] bro jingsy

[08:54:00] four send has the most diehard fanbase i've ever seen

[08:54:03] do you know four send

[08:54:05] bro i tried typing in four send shot three days ago

[08:54:07] his entire chat just filled with like people's

[08:54:10] Just like making fun of me. I'm not getting for like 30 minutes straight

[08:54:15] I just like left because also I can't deal with this anymore

[08:54:18] Bro forcing just has aura bro. Like I don't even know dude

[08:54:22] I have I've never been spoke to force and force never even spoke to me

[08:54:26] I still get like a lot of his community in my chat, bro. I don't even know how

[08:54:33] It's just like once once you go force and you never go back, you know, I mean

[08:54:37] He just says, I don't even know that's all right, bro.

[08:54:40] Dude, do you know the story that like XQC was basically trying to beat

[08:54:45] forson's Minecraft run for like how long?

[08:54:48] Chat years or something like two years.

[08:54:54] How long?

[08:54:56] How long was XQC trying to beat it?

[08:54:57] Like two years.

[08:54:58] Yeah, like two years, bro.

[08:55:00] And he finally beat it.

[08:55:01] Chat, did forson re beat it or no?

[08:55:05] Jesus.

[08:55:07] Oh, it's like back and forth. It's back and forth.

[08:55:12] Wait, did I force him to beat it again? Did he re-beat it? Oh my god.

[08:55:20] Jesus. Wait, does force him to play League or no?

[08:55:24] He hit Platinum. How do you even know that?

[08:55:28] Because Bro is a big thing. He went, he hit Platinum and then he went Pro.

[08:55:32] We're sitting with pro and league of legends.

[08:55:36] You played Briar, Briar jungler?

[08:55:38] Yes.

[08:55:38] I played against Briar, the white hair girl, right?

[08:55:40] Yes.

[08:55:41] So what should we do?

[08:55:42] What's your thing?

[08:55:44] So her thing is that once you press W,

[08:55:46] you can not control anything you do after it,

[08:55:48] and you just fight people until the death.

[08:55:51] Wait, you press W and it's brawl?

[08:55:53] Yeah, because it attacks automatically for you.

[08:55:56] It's like we're on autopilot.

[08:55:58] Wait, why don't you say feet?

[08:55:59] Feet.

[08:56:01] Yeah, because you can see her feet and then like the thing is that

[08:56:05] So, Jack, he's talking about Briar and you guys just mindlessly type feet.

[08:56:10] Are you guys dead ass?

[08:56:11] It's because, so what Briar's ultimate is, is she takes off her stinky socks.

[08:56:16] And once she takes off her stinky socks, it attracts like global aura

[08:56:20] that makes people want to sit there and like see all of them.

[08:56:23] So then as a result, she just like ends it goes the entire game.

[08:56:26] In her ultimate she pulls out her feet in bryor's ultimate. Yes

[08:56:36] Wait this is best of five oh god, so we any has no chance cuz I was saying like

[08:56:42] Maybe they can fluke a map and it's best

[08:56:46] Chad if it's best of five they have no chance guys they have no chance

[08:56:49] It's real probably feel three. I guess I was gonna say we might need another white pocket spiel three

[08:56:55] No Chad, that's not gonna take sounds like it. It's best of one

[08:56:58] This goes for any e-sport your best chance to upset somebody is the best of one a best of five buddy

[08:57:05] Just just ff at 15 bro. You're not good. I want to know. Oh, it is be a five to me

[08:57:11] Oh, there's no way you might have to do a talk about my bang tonight, bro

[08:57:16] Do you want to talk about bro? You know what I was thinking would actually be I can get talk about do you want to talk about

[08:57:23] Bro low-key this was enough be cool. Hear me out. I'm from Canada, though

[08:57:28] We don't have you having any American shit. No, so that's why have you ever been to America?

[08:57:34] Yes

[08:57:36] how many times a

[08:57:39] Handful but I went like I went to Florida

[08:57:41] or like my mommy be she'll find life for a while back and we have like all the

[08:57:45] garden but did what I was gonna you went to America in out of every place you

[08:57:51] could have went to in Miami by the way you went to all of garden bro it went

[08:57:57] crazy the breadsticks okay you're not wrong there but dude bro you gotta get

[08:58:04] like bro if you're gonna come to America bro you gotta get like Chick

[08:58:07] filet you got to get like in and out that's how I was thinking what if every

[08:58:11] night that I'm here we do a mukbang eating every food item that you have

[08:58:17] in half have you had talk about uh yes but for the purpose of me wanting to

[08:58:24] talk about I'm gonna say no have you had chicken filet no boss have you

[08:58:33] You had...

[08:58:34] Pappas.

[08:58:35] No.

[08:58:36] I know that it's chicken, but the only Popeyes we have in Canada is the guy that eats a spinach.

[08:58:47] Oh, Pappas.

[08:58:48] Hey, Lerman.

[08:58:49] That guy?

[08:58:50] Yes, yes.

[08:58:51] I used to watch him with my dad in cartoons.

[08:58:54] Yep.

[08:58:55] No, I used to watch him for us.

[08:58:57] We don't even have raising canes.

[08:58:59] Fas.

[08:59:00] Yeah, okay, but Florida doesn't have canes either. Why canes is like

[08:59:05] Yeah, Florida's not case. It's like Texas, California a couple other places like West Coast

[08:59:09] No way. We don't have canes. Have you had chilies, bro?

[08:59:14] No

[08:59:16] Oh my god, bro

[08:59:20] Every night, bro, my bangs every night. What do I think after this feel five? I like one a.m.

[08:59:25] All right, fuck it. Let's go. Well, honestly, they're gonna three up

[08:59:28] I might not be that lucky.

[08:59:31] They're not gonna lose, bro.

[08:59:33] All right, so what time is it in Korea by the way, chat? Is it morning or afternoon for them?

[08:59:38] Bro, it's 12 hour difference, Tracy. So whatever time it is for us, it's 12.

[08:59:42] Yes, bro. Yes, it's 12. It's 12, but like, right now.

[08:59:47] No, it's a chat saying 1 p.m.

[08:59:50] Maybe it's 13 hour difference.

[08:59:52] Dude, have you had Zach's Meese?

[08:59:54] What's up?

[08:59:55] Oh my god!

[08:59:57] You're not Saxby's bro, what do you have in Canada? Tim Hortons and that's it?

[09:00:03] Bro we have what do y'all do?

[09:00:05] We have Tim Hortons, we have McDonald's, we have Burger King, BORAH!

[09:00:11] And then we have people that can't even find a doctor in the ER because of how cold the ER's are.

[09:00:16] Like that's all we have in Canada bro, I swear to God.

[09:00:19] Okay, okay, do you have Pizza Hut?

[09:00:22] Yes, I actually have that recently.

[09:00:24] In Canada?

[09:00:25] Yes, nice.

[09:00:26] We have someone

[09:00:30] You have some more things now I only had in England and I heard it was nerve. Oh my gosh

[09:00:36] Why are they always on the turret? Is that you have to fight well because the thing is for them

[09:00:40] They have the confidence I go for turd dodge

[09:00:42] So it's like when you want to go put a turd dodge you go for them and then you go like crazy

[09:00:46] So that's why now TL was actually able to take two kills for that

[09:00:50] So TL got two kills are actually up kills and look Morgan is winning lane versus Dorna

[09:00:56] as well. So this could actually be an early game win for Team Liquid.

[09:00:59] Wait, what? You think Team Liquid's gonna win the game? No!

[09:01:03] No, no, I'm not saying that. I'm saying that it could be an early game win.

[09:01:09] Right? Oh, like they're gonna win the early game and then they lose the game.

[09:01:13] Exactly, yes. So they're just still gonna lose? Yeah.

[09:01:17] It's like, Mimo, think of it this way. Imagine I played versus you in Rocket League

[09:01:21] and I scored one goal. Oh yeah, you're still gonna lose. Bro, have you had

[09:01:25] Auto zone door-dash

[09:01:28] Loose podo said you can get food from auto zone. Is he trolling chatter is that real?

[09:01:34] That sounds like a client. I haven't had this. No, it's a car business

[09:01:38] But Loose said the pretzel thing you can you can get food from auto zone

[09:01:47] What is the best thing to get could we do a auto zone my thing no Loki Loose might know more about this than us like

[09:01:53] We're gonna just him on there chat should I call those for most never picks up, bro

[09:01:58] No, last time he picked up. He told me that he put streaming at the number. No, he's back, bro

[09:02:03] That's not tree stream like three times also chat

[09:02:06] July 1st is most porno's appreciations day, bro

[09:02:10] So make sure you go into his stream and say you appreciate him bro. Wait, why is that July 1st?

[09:02:16] It's just so I won bro. It's July 1. It's most appreciating

[09:02:19] Is it not like Canada's independence thing?

[09:02:23] Well, yeah, but in the US it's probably just most, it's most appreciates that.

[09:02:29] So Jack, in July one, make sure you go to low stream so you appreciate it.

[09:02:34] Oh no, Faker's getting like 4V, no it's 4V4.

[09:02:38] See, they always team fight.

[09:02:39] Yo, piece of shit, bronze players, why don't we try this?

[09:02:44] They don't do 2V5s, they do 5V5s.

[09:02:47] No, keep in mind- Oh wait!

[09:02:49] Oh, and Morgan actually almost iced you, but he's not going to find it.

[09:02:53] So now look, who is actually looking for more?

[09:02:55] So, okay.

[09:02:56] Jose, you know what was playing a charm called a poppy, right?

[09:02:59] I'm a poppy guy.

[09:03:00] Faker! Faker!

[09:03:01] Look at Faker, look at Faker, look at Faker, look at Faker, look at Faker, look at Faker!

[09:03:04] He flashed, tried to say good flash.

[09:03:06] He flashed through the rock, like he told me.

[09:03:08] See how he flashed through the rock?

[09:03:10] Yeah.

[09:03:11] So have you had Dave's hot chicken?

[09:03:13] I don't know what that is.

[09:03:15] We need to like do this marathon is probably gonna take a month anyways. Yo, we should just do 30 muckbangs

[09:03:21] Oh my god

[09:03:23] Every single night every night we do a fucking muckbang

[09:03:27] Okay, okay, so what are we starting with today then are we gonna do Taco Bell or what?

[09:03:33] Well, it's about 1 a.m. So probably Taco Bell. Yeah, probably Taco Bell. Bro. What do you get from Taco Bell?

[09:03:38] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I don't know any of these places I'm Canadian

[09:03:50] Wait fakers mauging the fuck out of him. Oh my oh my god

[09:03:59] Well, it's because these fingers are like it's like

[09:04:03] it's like asking why is jaycee so much better than syna at r6

[09:04:08] trueing trueing yes okay right like jaycee you are the faker of r6

[09:04:14] bro uh no bro miho miho stompin used to watch your

[09:04:22] vod solo in the game not true bro when i met stompin he was already better than

[09:04:28] Yes, bro, stop it has been better than me since he was 11, bro

[09:04:33] Wait, really?

[09:04:35] Yes, bro, stop it. It's just better

[09:04:39] I'm good bro, but I'm not faker like I'm not faker

[09:04:44] Wilson if I'm the best jungler in North America, you're the best. We are you the best

[09:04:49] Why do you laugh bro, but isn't there a jungler like probably top 5?

[09:04:56] What are you right now?

[09:04:57] Top 300?

[09:04:58] Like top.

[09:04:59] Are you challenge or cut off right now?

[09:05:02] Yes, I'm like maybe ranked 250.

[09:05:05] You're 250 and NA.

[09:05:08] But isn't NA the weakest region?

[09:05:10] Miho, what the fuck?

[09:05:12] Who's sider do you want bro?

[09:05:14] What?

[09:05:15] What are we doing?

[09:05:16] Okay, but you did hit top 1 in Korea.

[09:05:19] But you did play like a hundred games early season.

[09:05:23] Dude, why are you delegitimizing everything?

[09:05:27] Bro, because I'm logical, bro. I'm too logical for this co-op.

[09:05:30] Okay, you've never hit Chakun without Chakun.

[09:05:33] Because everyone uses Chakun. You need them to make rotations, bro.

[09:05:37] Co-op. Asking Chakun out if it's Co-op.

[09:05:40] Yeah, obviously they're gonna say Co-op, bro, but they don't- they just hate me.

[09:05:44] They're gonna say Co-op because they're just against me.

[09:05:46] Look RT's bro RT's you shotguns cuz you can't aim so you sit there and just grow I can't aim

[09:05:52] Okay, so why do you shotguns because they're good bro. So good exactly so they're broken

[09:05:58] Oh, so now what super love to get the last day watch watch you always get the last day

[09:06:03] So big actually got KS spice piece of shit off it

[09:06:07] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

[09:06:10] Bro, yo League of Legends appreciate the coaster. Yeah

[09:06:16] Okay, so now what, T1's actually fighting. The weakness to get plays is super low, but because TL is actually like that, we all are not able to finish him off.

[09:06:28] Wait, why is he in their tur-

[09:06:30] OHHHHH!

[09:06:33] What was that ability? He like one shot him from range. He's 1 HP.

[09:06:38] Yo, dare I say? Now what am I saying? Team Liquid's gonna lose. T1's up a kill and up Gold Spam.

[09:06:44] Yeah, they're and up a dragon, but there's a no chance

[09:06:48] Boy guys guys who's the next best team in the world besides teamwork

[09:06:54] Okay, do you want the real answer yes, I don't know but it's one that speaks Chinese or Korean

[09:07:02] Chad who is it HLE HLE HLE or BLG?

[09:07:07] Chad what is HLE here on the HLE is?

[09:07:10] is Faker X team?

[09:07:18] Wait, but I thought Faker was always in team one.

[09:07:21] So HLD is kind of like the sports.

[09:07:24] I've never even heard of that.

[09:07:27] I've never even heard of that.

[09:07:28] Wait, look at this team fight.

[09:07:30] Look at this team fight.

[09:07:32] Yeah, that was the one we saw earlier.

[09:07:34] Oh, it's a replay.

[09:07:35] No, I saw it from here.

[09:07:37] Replay.

[09:07:37] Wait, watch this.

[09:07:38] What was this?

[09:07:39] What was this?

[09:07:40] So that's so quick. They look like mouth bite R no? So no, so Taliyah has an ability where she can teleport on the wall

[09:07:47] Right, and then she can throw rocks and if you jump over the box you die

[09:07:55] HLE has faker's cousin bro. What in the world?

[09:08:04] Dante's tired Dante want to go to bed. Where are you sleepy? Bro, I'm fucking wide awake

[09:08:08] You know we gotta do we got a gypsy some people work out right now. I'm set to 5 a.m. Bro, but it's 12

[09:08:13] And we have a whole cosplay tomorrow. Yo, bro. Do you know you're gonna be Lulu tomorrow?

[09:08:18] Wait, how does the cosplay work though?

[09:08:21] You're gonna have a wand and face paint and they're gonna be working on it for four hours. Oh my god

[09:08:27] You're literally gonna be Lulu, bro. You requested that. We mean oh my god. Where are you getting me?

[09:08:33] Warwick. Yeah, you look. So how are you gonna do that?

[09:08:38] Bro, do you remember my Darth Maul cosplay?

[09:08:41] Yeah.

[09:08:41] It's literally going to look like that.

[09:08:43] We're going to look like Warwick and Lulu.

[09:08:46] Bro, who's coming over?

[09:08:47] A fucking professional VFX artist?

[09:08:49] It's going to be like four professionals, yeah.

[09:08:53] Dude, they work on like movies?

[09:08:55] Yes, bro.

[09:08:56] They're like legit.

[09:08:56] Dude, you see this?

[09:08:57] What?

[09:08:58] Can you see the Darth Maul?

[09:08:59] Bro, you're going to look like Lulu, bro.

[09:09:01] OK.

[09:09:02] You're going to have to control yourself, then.

[09:09:05] What is that even supposed to mean?

[09:09:08] Listen listen listen we all know the feelings that emerge when you see a movie

[09:09:13] Bro no we don't chill chill

[09:09:16] Okay okay so you know like so what's happening is there's another team fight going on?

[09:09:22] It looks like T1 is actually losing a team fight so tell us right now

[09:09:26] But Faker's alive bro it doesn't matter

[09:09:28] Given this matter Faker's caught up bro he's still be like

[09:09:30] He's actually losing T1 with the team fight T1 with the team fight

[09:09:35] Wait, Team Liquid might beat Team One?

[09:09:41] Did you fall?

[09:09:44] DUNDAS!

[09:09:46] You fell!

[09:09:53] Wait, was it the R?

[09:09:55] What even was it?

[09:09:56] Who's that?

[09:09:58] Is that Senna?

[09:10:00] That's, uh, yes.

[09:10:02] Mion is playing Senna.

[09:10:05] But was that a Senna or why did they win? Why did they win so they won because okay, let me explain it to you

[09:10:12] So they want to send a or no no so they want actually because of poppy that they do so the way that poppy

[09:10:17] W works is that you cannot dash when you're inside of it, right? So it's like I'm actually we're playing for

[09:10:24] For example, we're hot. You know how we'll come you make some dash

[09:10:28] Mookang EA brings them in.

[09:10:30] Yes, so Poppy is the champion that she impresses W.

[09:10:33] It kind of creates this barrier where now you cannot bash or you get stunned.

[09:10:38] Or not some of the ground mix, you can't use any abilities, right?

[09:10:41] That like move.

[09:10:42] So because of that, that's what makes it so that phase can actually fight with them.

[09:10:47] Bro, your wiener is level with my head, bro.

[09:10:50] Literally, bro.

[09:10:52] He's towerdiving faker!

[09:11:16] Bro okay, one of the odds Team Liquid closes this game out though.

[09:11:19] They're up, gold, and kills.

[09:11:21] I'm gonna be honest with you

[09:11:23] Be honest 2% 2% they close it out 2%

[09:11:27] Boy guys guys your name is a 98% chance. They lose yes even up three kills. I have a question

[09:11:35] Why is it B05? Does it you not uses this get eliminated?

[09:11:41] Well probably losers bracket if I had to just guess if you lose you probably go right so I'm a loser bracket

[09:11:51] Brother saying yes and no lose back at up. Yeah, see bro. I have ball knowledge. I'm buckwheat singing it to you

[09:12:02] No, I said buckwheat buckwheat

[09:12:09] But we th th oh

[09:12:12] Oh, okay.

[09:12:15] Oh my God, I guess that is fucked.

[09:12:17] Wait, she got away.

[09:12:18] How did the owner get a wet, oh no!

[09:12:20] Young Snipes!

[09:12:22] Santa, oh my God, wait, they might not actually win this,

[09:12:25] Phil.

[09:12:26] Wait, baseballs, baseballs,

[09:12:28] big guys all around!

[09:12:30] Oh my God, wait, bro, Red Mike,

[09:12:33] Team Red Mike actually win.

[09:12:36] How are they winning?

[09:12:37] Because the thing is that their comp is just

[09:12:39] in all better, because right now,

[09:12:41] promise that they're it's like blue isn't fully grouped at the beginning and

[09:12:46] even when they are like Harria had a really bad out there so because of that

[09:12:50] they're just like

[09:12:52] fight for the side of team liquid a moment ago it was bro did you puke in

[09:12:56] your mouth again no no okay okay so because of that it really is

[09:13:01] Baker is getting mobbed in she look high-vives no he's not he's getting

[09:13:05] sold by his top laner because two and one with two assists with the most

[09:13:08] The lobby hi-bites you have no ball knowledge fakers still as the most yes in the lobby age two and one

[09:13:15] Bro, why the fuck are we trusting hi-bites on anything bro? It's not even a little funny. Yeah, but you're not even level 20 brah

[09:13:28] So why do they lose what happened what happened don't has explained inside the mind of a child here

[09:13:33] So here Doran goes in he ults in but his team isn't able to help him out, right?

[09:13:38] And then Keria also gets a really bad ult. So owner went in way too early and on top of it

[09:13:44] The not ult, so Keria's ult was really bad. So that's two massive abilities that are just out of commission from the get-go

[09:13:51] So then over here what happens is Morgan ults to block out their escape and then they're able at the numbers that bandaged out

[09:13:57] They got because their deaths are just like capitalized on me

[09:13:59] I

[09:14:03] Bro it looked like what the macro plane of a bronze form

[09:14:08] It looked like they initiated the fight without fake it because he wasn't in position to help

[09:14:24] Bro, but I kind of want bigger to win

[09:14:26] So you're a traitor to the U.S.?

[09:14:28] No, like I cheer for USA in a World Cup, but, bro, I'm only like...

[09:14:32] I don't know any pros besides faker.

[09:14:34] Wait, wait. You cheer for the U.S. in the World Cup?

[09:14:37] Yes. Well, yes, U.S. in Messi.

[09:14:40] Okay.

[09:14:41] Alright.

[09:14:42] Alright.

[09:14:43] Wait, wait, hold!

[09:14:45] Oh, he's dead, though.

[09:14:47] Wait, wait, it's on the fly!

[09:14:49] But you see again, they're...

[09:14:50] Bro, why are they doing two before?

[09:14:51] Because they're griefing, bro.

[09:14:53] They're griefing, even pro players grieve.

[09:14:56] So this is why GenC, when I tell you numbers,

[09:14:59] bro, numbers, numbers, numbers,

[09:15:01] look, it's something that even pros get wrong.

[09:15:04] Are you following me?

[09:15:06] Bro, but why, yo, Gontes,

[09:15:09] why are they doing two v four fights?

[09:15:11] That's what my iron teammates do.

[09:15:13] Yes, because they're griefing.

[09:15:15] You know, they don't grief in Crowley, though.

[09:15:18] Nio.

[09:15:19] Bro, that's Nio.

[09:15:19] Nio.

[09:15:20] They don't grief in Crowley.

[09:15:22] Nio.

[09:15:23] Does he know me? Oh, does he know he doesn't know

[09:15:29] Well, if no one grieves then probably then why wouldn't faker just win every game

[09:15:36] True like why does messy lose games?

[09:15:41] Well in terms of World Cup games, he's only lost one in the last two World Cups

[09:15:46] Yeah, but the only time he loses is because the piece of shit team sucks balls. So that's it. Yeah, it's like

[09:15:52] Yes, exactly. Messi is never the reason why they lose. Literally ever. Literally ever. Never.

[09:15:59] Any teams, bro.

[09:16:01] But Loki doesn't Messi just kind of like scratch his balls and wait for anyone to pass them and then he just goes for the final kick?

[09:16:13] But it's like RMP does, but this is not like...

[09:16:22] Yo bro, I'm gonna pretend I didn't just hear that stupid shit in my ears, bro.

[09:16:31] Messi carries the team!

[09:16:33] I never said he didn't, bro.

[09:16:36] Like think of it like a match he's playing Master Yi.

[09:16:39] Master Yi wants to go in at the end of a fight, right?

[09:16:41] Yes, not bad.

[09:16:42] Messi is the same, bro.

[09:16:43] But isn't that his play style?

[09:16:45] Well, Messi's known for not really like he doesn't run around as much as everybody

[09:16:50] else does because he doesn't expend a bunch of stamina he just watches the

[09:16:56] game and assesses what's gonna happen before it happens so it doesn't run

[09:17:00] around like an idiot bro like he does a lot of walking and standing but then

[09:17:03] every time he touches the ball he's explosive so you're saying he's like

[09:17:07] he's like he's like he's like the guy from fucking death notes he's like

[09:17:13] Yes, Messi is like light Yagami literally. Yes exactly

[09:17:28] You can all dance why is faker down 3.4k right now, please explain

[09:17:33] Bro down 3.4k what?

[09:17:37] Bro

[09:17:39] Faker's out? Yes he is.

[09:17:41] Bro, Faker's laner has 9 kills. He has one death. You do the fucking math, high-vives. You know what I mean, bro?

[09:17:50] Like, think about it, bro. Like, Jynce, think about it, bro.

[09:17:53] Quinn has 9 kills, Hong does his Faker out.

[09:17:56] High-vives, you're level 5! You don't know about Lee.

[09:17:59] Bro, Faker's team is initiating fights without him, which is...

[09:18:02] OOOOOH FAKER'S JUST GOT TO SHUT DOWN!

[09:18:04] BIG SHUT DOWN! BIG SHUT DOWN!

[09:18:06] That's 1k gold, right?

[09:18:08] That's one thousand big fat ones.

[09:18:11] Okay, clock it.

[09:18:15] Guys, Faker's doing fine. It's just his team that's inting.

[09:18:19] Owners two and five climb. What the fiddlesticks?

[09:18:23] Yeah, like, bro, I'm gonna be honest with dropping the ball this game.

[09:18:27] Bro, it's because they're initiating fights without Faker, bro.

[09:18:29] That's how they got into this mess.

[09:18:31] Bro, we're doing this one and three Timothy right now, bro.

[09:18:34] They're door and lock in man. Door and lock in dude.

[09:18:38] Like Jesus.

[09:18:41] So there's the T1, okay listen listen up Meeho.

[09:18:44] It's called HLE. You remember the one your child was born in earlier?

[09:18:48] Yes.

[09:18:49] What if I told you that they stole it?

[09:18:51] We're not sold.

[09:18:52] But they actually picked up T1's old top laner and their older ECs.

[09:18:57] Wait HLE, so two of the people on T1, old team, is now on HLE.

[09:19:03] jelly yep how do they pay more money for that yeah what yeah it's all fun like I'm

[09:19:10] telling you but now they know think your strategies bro why you don't really

[09:19:15] have strategies in program he's kind of just like hey guys please don't greet me

[09:19:19] and I'm gonna be carried true true okay so now look so you see I'm curious

[09:19:25] like what are the long yeah if they're going on him I could be roughering but

[09:19:29] right now the reason why Brett is doing this the daddy fakers there look at

[09:19:32] Daddyfinger.

[09:19:33] Jimmy, let me explain to all of you, listen.

[09:19:35] So you see how red has a ward here and a ward here?

[09:19:38] So what they're doing is they're setting up vision control

[09:19:41] in the river, so they can go for the battery.

[09:19:43] So a blue advertise walking in, they walk in blind.

[09:19:46] And if they're not walking in blind,

[09:19:48] then they just die because red has the advantage.

[09:19:51] Do you understand?

[09:19:52] Yes.

[09:19:54] So right now, it's like, think of it like they're

[09:19:55] setting up a point in siege.

[09:19:57] So they're setting up a point in siege

[09:19:59] so that they can actually sit there and be able

[09:20:01] They're gonna go they don't care wait look at faker bro

[09:20:17] This side he's double 16. He's big spike right now. You can be looking for lots of damage

[09:20:22] They go for the turn on this bear and they don't do it super quick. So you just get it's over gonna start nice

[09:20:29] He's clearing out vision. Yeah, he's just trying to figure out what

[09:20:36] Jose is

[09:20:40] Not back yet. Oh, they did good. We watch them in LCS remember. Yeah

[09:20:45] He's a saltare like when you see you play against Jose, right many times many times

[09:20:49] But never on the same thing because he's a jungler, right?

[09:20:51] No, no, we have Blight of the guest belt, but so you see right now what the blue team is doing

[09:20:57] So this is called banana bush. So because there's bush, right? You can get vision of it

[09:21:02] What you actually do is you try to take control of this bush as a team and if anyone walks in you can just kill them

[09:21:08] So now because we was able to get so people was able to get it now

[09:21:12] They're actually just gonna be the parent and red has no idea bro red is in the chair right now

[09:21:19] So why did that work though because they cleared out the vision

[09:21:29] Yeah, so because they cleared out the vision right they were able to actually sit there and get to a point where

[09:21:36] Team liquid didn't even know they were chatting saying classic classic classic t1 bear

[09:21:42] Classic t1 bear so so think about this one bro t1 learn how to do balance from you

[09:21:48] You know how sometimes I tell you about it. You do better. That's how they learn how to do it though

[09:21:53] They create some wash my shoes. How do you know that?

[09:22:00] So your intuition tells you that faker wait, oh my god figures dad figures dad wait

[09:22:11] Wait no, but fakers losing bro

[09:22:14] to slow down the pressure it's three dragons to one meal you know it's like

[09:22:19] you watch it a fake or lose what it's like watching your dad get this shit

[09:22:24] beat out of him for the first time and then you're saying then you're like oh I

[09:22:28] guess you're not invincible you know what I mean bro no but I don't want to

[09:22:34] see fake or lose bro meal dude why is Santa able to just argue from anywhere

[09:22:39] that's so dumb well because it's a global all you know also as a global off who

[09:22:46] shadow he fucking like does a global shield on you for like half your HP

[09:22:51] volume wait when you say global all what do you mean it affects everyone I mean

[09:22:55] that the range is the entire map so it's global Jinxie you're so peggable

[09:23:01] right now time that guy out months

[09:23:07] to the buy the ambassador rise your doctors have you ever been we actually

[09:23:11] know that's a question for the muckbang yes you know what that is

[09:23:19] what they're just trying to look for fights right now right but the promise

[09:23:33] side team like good but how many dragons have I'm sure yeah that's what I was gonna

[09:23:37] say they almost have soul so once you won't get a fight on the next dragon right

[09:23:41] well they can the thing is that soul isn't as big of a raid as it is some

[09:23:46] like so what you have to listen to play because normally you saw a lot of

[09:23:51] saw games even versus slave does so where I'll have their two minutes or is

[09:23:54] it perma it's promo so perma it's promo it's only baron

[09:24:00] What about elder I thought elders two minutes

[09:24:07] Yes

[09:24:11] I mean that me. Oh, I'm one white clock deep

[09:24:16] Okay, fine. Yes, you're a little buzz

[09:24:21] Dude no way she won loses map to or game to I guess is what you call

[09:24:26] Yeah, just have the most insane Irelia my yeah, what dumpster diving at all these

[09:24:35] Why no, yeah, why I never even had Arby's jazz Arby's good. I don't I don't know

[09:24:48] Dude, I actually saw a tick talk about how Arby's might be a money laundering scheme

[09:24:53] Because you ever see a line at RV's chat, you see a line at McDonald's, line at Wendy's,

[09:25:00] line at Chick-fil-A, do you ever in your life see a line at RV's, ever?

[09:25:05] Me help, me help.

[09:25:06] Going to RV's for a burger is like going, it's like going to munch you out for the

[09:25:13] beaches.

[09:25:14] You know what I mean?

[09:25:15] Exactly.

[09:25:16] What the fuck?

[09:25:17] They're bug?

[09:25:18] Oh, there's some mosquito.

[09:25:19] Well, there's some mosquito

[09:25:21] But you have calisthenes you actually work out. Wow wait, did you think I don't I thought you were long long long

[09:25:27] So cool, which are your hands?

[09:25:32] Hoping to threaten at multiple points just to stop team. I have no calisthenes bro. I got soft hands boy

[09:25:39] Arby's is actually good. Yo Laylee poo. What are you comparing that to bro?

[09:25:45] what have you had where you have a and

[09:25:49] bro I had Arby's one time I door-dashed it

[09:25:53] bad idea it was fucking terrible it was

[09:25:57] terrible but you have like a burger dude

[09:26:01] I didn't remember I think I got like a

[09:26:02] brisket smoke something fuck is a brisket

[09:26:06] bar broke me how nobody knows what a

[09:26:09] brisket is oh maybe I got the beef and

[09:26:12] chatter, maybe.

[09:26:13] Okay, so now what I talked about with the bush, so now Team Liquid are trying to get

[09:26:21] control of this bush so they can actually push them out of the bush.

[09:26:24] So that bush is OP because you can just jump the dragons from there.

[09:26:27] Yes, so now our Faker's porting in, he doesn't actually keep the port.

[09:26:30] So now they're going to look for a big fight, big off coming in!

[09:26:33] So who gets this fight?

[09:26:34] Look at Faker in the back line, look at Faker in the back line.

[09:26:35] Carrier's going to fall, Carrier's going to fall.

[09:26:37] It's a big team fight.

[09:26:38] I think Team Liquid's a favorite to win though.

[09:26:41] No they're not.

[09:26:42] Oh my god, they're not favored brother dead

[09:26:47] They're dead

[09:26:51] Wait

[09:26:55] Oh miss this right

[09:27:00] Okay, I just got to make a comment. Are you fucking action? Oh

[09:27:06] What do you mean? Why do you have three bottles of Saratoga water on your fucking my guest?

[09:27:12] Because I drink out of glass bottles cuz of the micro plastics

[09:27:24] Bro, it's good, bro. It's healthy as fuck

[09:27:28] You know they have a weather machines, bro, you think water bottles are gonna make the difference. What is a leather machine?

[09:27:37] Wait, they got Baron Nashor

[09:27:39] They got Baron the Sword, this game is over. Do they get every Baron?

[09:27:45] Yeah, so right now, they did get the Baron, which is really different than how they're trying to get out.

[09:27:50] But it looks like Team Liquid is the one into five. They get to knock him on the baker. FAKERS GET THE FOOL!

[09:27:56] Oh my god. So that's a double kill, 14 lead, but so even though T1 does get the Baron, they do not get more than that because two of their players die.

[09:28:07] Bro, it's time to wake up and smell the coffee, bro.

[09:28:10] T1 is going to win this game.

[09:28:13] They got Baron and the last dragon, and they're winning some bites.

[09:28:17] They could.

[09:28:18] It's possible.

[09:28:19] The thing is so-

[09:28:23] Wait, he's steeped, dad.

[09:28:25] No, no, no.

[09:28:26] The thing is, it could go either way, like genuinely.

[09:28:31] Bro, you keep burping in your mouth.

[09:28:33] Are you okay?

[09:28:34] Oh

[09:29:04] Bro do you like the house bro? Are you enjoying your stay so far so far? It's been actually like pretty pretty nice

[09:29:15] Now where do you want to sleep today?

[09:29:17] and maybe those flashes will be important for the dragon's soul fights.

[09:29:21] Because with that pair and the first one...

[09:29:22] Are there some by the mayor?

[09:29:24] You know, get fully into the T.O.

[09:29:27] Hey, Miko, all I'm gonna say is you might as well start getting me sured before the

[09:29:32] stream starts.

[09:29:33] Bro, I'm brawls4, like are you gonna be in my bed for like a month, bro?

[09:29:37] How is this gonna work?

[09:29:39] Are we gonna be here forever?

[09:29:41] Am I gonna die in this room?

[09:29:43] Miko, you're gonna have to text your girlfriend.

[09:29:46] Listen, it was nice, but I don't know how long this is gonna last.

[09:29:52] I already told Gord, this is what it felt like when people were going off to war, bro,

[09:29:57] in like World War One.

[09:29:59] Bro, yeah, I'm Bronze 4, bro.

[09:30:02] All my teammates are pigs.

[09:30:04] I'm gonna get stream sniped every game.

[09:30:06] I'm not even good.

[09:30:08] Like, do we think about this, bro?

[09:30:10] Yeah, no, no, no.

[09:30:11] Do we think about it?

[09:30:12] Like, bro, am I gonna be in?

[09:30:14] Am I gonna be in Bronze forever?

[09:30:16] Am I gonna die in here?

[09:30:17] You want me to give you the real shit?

[09:30:20] Yes.

[09:30:20] The difference is that now I'm here in person though.

[09:30:23] Like, think of it this way, think of it this way, okay?

[09:30:26] It's like, now I can physically force you

[09:30:28] to put your hands on the keyboard

[09:30:31] and on the keys and all that,

[09:30:33] like where they should be.

[09:30:34] Like, I can come up to you if you make a misplay

[09:30:36] and I can literally restrict your air flow for 35 seconds.

[09:30:40] You know what I mean?

[09:30:41] So if I make a misplay,

[09:30:43] you're just gonna start choking me out?

[09:30:44] Okay, do you want me to give you an idea of what it's going to be like?

[09:30:47] Stay here.

[09:30:49] Okay, it stays that way for another 40 seconds till the drag and soul comes up.

[09:30:53] And both cluster and rise, paired to be short range, right?

[09:30:56] But if they can get on top of you, if they can get...

[09:30:58] J-S-A-R-I-N!

[09:31:00] So, so that's what's going to happen is I'm playing that.

[09:31:10] And you're literally going to feel like you're in the back rooms.

[09:31:12] I'm not even kidding you.

[09:31:14] Oh my god.

[09:31:16] Like you're gonna sit there, and every time you miss play, you're gonna get deagle up.

[09:31:21] Now what about spanking? If I mess up, like, are we gonna be spanking?

[09:31:25] I think what would be fun is that if we're in a game where it's like, let's say it's close, like you're 5 and 5,

[09:31:32] then we can do it. If you get more deaths, you get spanked, and if I get more kills,

[09:31:37] you get more kills I get spanked right got it so then it's like and we get spanked the amount of times that it's like

[09:31:43] that sort of kills got it okay so if you jump 30 kills then it's then we go okay so now look

[09:31:51] there's a big fight there's a big fight right now so think it's that owner is still in the pit

[09:31:54] guy so it could go smite either way right so now hosie is looking to zone them out they're not

[09:31:59] finishing we're trying they don't want chance to swipe it faker gets a kill faker not all come in

[09:32:03] He's got to go!

[09:32:05] And T1!

[09:32:06] He refuses to die!

[09:32:08] T1!

[09:32:09] I told you, bro.

[09:32:10] Wipes Team Liquid.

[09:32:11] But is he a guardian angel?

[09:32:12] Yes.

[09:32:13] The objective in T1's favor, Jose Sennig.

[09:32:14] Wow.

[09:32:15] Wait.

[09:32:16] It's over, bro.

[09:32:17] It's over.

[09:32:18] He has the back, but he can't.

[09:32:33] He can't even back!

[09:32:35] Bro it's over!

[09:32:39] Wow.

[09:32:40] Bro this isn't even close!

[09:32:43] They had the lead and still lost!

[09:32:46] Oh my god!

[09:32:48] Bro, I'm gonna be honest, if Team Liquid can't win that bro, it is fucking shock.

[09:32:55] Like...

[09:32:57] Jenny that's like you're up 5-0 in R6 and you just see that one more win and you manage to throw completely

[09:33:06] Even though every game is a 5-0

[09:33:10] Bro, why didn't they do the dragon because they wanted to kill first?

[09:33:14] Yeah, because the thing is that they didn't trust Jose's might

[09:33:19] Like Jose was saying that and they were like dude Jose if you get that smile

[09:33:23] And then they were like no way Jose we gotta go for the fight

[09:33:27] It is the second.

[09:33:28] James, you really thought an N18 stood a chance against T1?

[09:33:31] No, I didn't, bro.

[09:33:32] I said they're going to get three-oh!

[09:33:35] I said they're going to come back.

[09:33:37] Welcome back.

[09:33:38] Wait, wait, John says, we have to watch this video now.

[09:33:42] Now that the game ended.

[09:33:44] All right, let's watch.

[09:33:46] Yo, god!

[09:33:48] What about me?

[09:33:49] How do I look?

[09:33:51] Hi, guys.

[09:33:52] How are you doing?

[09:33:53] What do you mean, used to me?

[09:33:54] What am I doing?

[09:33:55] I'm nurse-ranging.

[09:33:56] in Street Fighter. Wait, I heard about that drama. What happened with Street Fighter? Is

[09:34:01] there a clip or something? Okay, okay. So, so this is what happened, right? Yeah, what happened?

[09:34:08] I'll explain how I was watching. So Tyler won was practicing Street Fighter on string

[09:34:14] for the last literal months, right? And the reason why is because you know what EVO is? EVO?

[09:34:21] Yeah. No. So it's a fighting game convention where essentially like everyone that plays

[09:34:26] fighting games they go, right? So what happens is Tyler Bones practicing Street Fighter for like

[09:34:31] literally months on end because there's an exhibition match of him versus Ludwig. Ludwig

[09:34:38] streams Street Fighter one time. Tyler shamed it literally hundreds of hours, okay? Okay. So what

[09:34:47] happens is the exhibition match starts and Ludwig lost in a champion that Tyler Bones didn't

[09:34:54] and you can see on the stream.

[09:34:56] And then Ludwig says,

[09:34:57] I made my friend play on my stream and pretend it was me.

[09:35:02] In reality, I've been practicing your hardest counter

[09:35:06] for the guy you want trick.

[09:35:07] And that's the only thing I've been playing off stream.

[09:35:11] And then Ludwig beats him 10 and three.

[09:35:14] Are you dead ass?

[09:35:15] And the whole entire time it was crazy.

[09:35:19] Ludwig was literally telling people

[09:35:22] that made like half the champions in Street Fighter

[09:35:25] to eat shit and die.

[09:35:28] Like he was there saying,

[09:35:29] if you played this champion, eat shit and die.

[09:35:32] He said that about literally five times.

[09:35:35] I think after he said that he didn't feel like

[09:35:38] streaming Street Fighter because it doesn't get any viewer.

[09:35:42] Wait, what?

[09:35:42] Bro, the guy, he was getting canceled for it.

[09:35:46] Like search him on the way.

[09:35:49] That's actually funny.

[09:35:52] Look, watch this clip, watch this clip.

[09:35:55] This? Right here?

[09:35:56] Yeah, yeah, like put it on your main monitor.

[09:36:01] This is the right clip?

[09:36:02] Yeah.

[09:36:05] I mean, I like Street Fighter, but I also like viewers.

[09:36:08] I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[09:36:10] I mean, I like Street Fighter, but I also like viewers.

[09:36:13] It just doesn't work like that.

[09:36:14] I'm sorry.

[09:36:15] Wait.

[09:36:16] Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[09:36:18] He said that in front of their fans.

[09:36:22] Bro, he said that.

[09:36:23] He's like the most diehard fans ever.

[09:36:26] Dude, dude, it's like going to an Argentina World Cup watch, Barty.

[09:36:35] And then saying you hate Messi.

[09:36:40] Bro, what?

[09:36:42] Yeah, so like that mostly has like 20 quote-beats in it.

[09:36:48] Oh my god.

[09:36:58] Dude, this series is wrapping tins, bro. They had a lead and still lost by my right.

[09:37:05] Bro, but were they behind? So how did they win team fights?

[09:37:09] Uh, because for a few fights, they had numbers advantage, but the thing is that

[09:37:13] Faker was playing a champion that scales. It's like the thing about like Masteryville,

[09:37:17] When you guys have 40 minutes as master Yi, it doesn't matter if you're only 10 or 10

[09:37:21] no longer gonna win, right?

[09:37:23] Yeah.

[09:37:24] Keep in the back line, save!

[09:37:25] And this is where they really found a big advantage to win.

[09:37:27] T1 would have been with a 10k gold loss.

[09:37:29] Wait, did you watch the rest of the...

[09:37:31] Yeah.

[09:37:32] Chat, we'll watch the video.

[09:37:34] Till the next game starts.

[09:37:47] So chat, this is a real place in Las Vegas.

[09:37:50] It got shut down.

[09:37:51] It got shut down?

[09:37:52] It got shut down, yeah, recently, this year,

[09:37:54] a few months ago.

[09:37:56] They give you a bunch of food, you wear a bib,

[09:37:59] and if you don't finish all of it, you get spanked.

[09:38:01] This is the most American shit ever, Rob.

[09:38:04] Medication.

[09:38:05] How is Faker even in Las Vegas?

[09:38:06] Was there a major here or something?

[09:38:09] No, so back then, Tyler went, he used to be on T1.

[09:38:12] So they actually did this, it was like a series,

[09:38:15] where it's like at one point,

[09:38:16] you'd find him tired.

[09:38:17] And they record like three or four videos, but then after that they never did again, and then eventually won the-

[09:38:21] The table in an I.D. again.

[09:38:23] How do you get to the table?

[09:38:24] It's just evil!

[09:38:25] Not really, but it's food trucker.

[09:38:27] I'll tell you what caught my eye wide awake.

[09:38:29] This a-truple-

[09:38:31] Okay, a-tuffle high-fast.

[09:38:32] Tuffle, a-tuffle, and then-

[09:38:34] 40 slices of bacon.

[09:38:35] Then I'm trying to add 40 slices of bacon.

[09:38:38] Any size?

[09:38:38] Good for the fries.

[09:38:40] And then I'm also trying to get this chocolate from the shed.

[09:38:42] So it's actually made with almost a stick of butter in it.

[09:38:45] Look at how Faker assesses the menu.

[09:38:48] He's very analyzing that shit, bro.

[09:38:49] John says, explain Loser's Q.

[09:38:51] I don't know what it is.

[09:38:57] John says, explain Loser's Q.

[09:39:01] So essentially, every single game in the world

[09:39:06] has a matchmaking algorithm.

[09:39:10] Now, the thing is that with this matchmaking algorithm,

[09:39:13] You cannot just match people purely based online

[09:39:16] because if you do, then it leads open the possibility

[09:39:20] of there being discrepancies between the match quality, right?

[09:39:25] So what Brad actually does is they enable something

[09:39:28] where it's called Winners on Loser's Queue

[09:39:30] where you essentially have a 50% baseline

[09:39:34] that you're always pushed towards

[09:39:35] in order to preserve the healthiest metric of match quality.

[09:39:40] So in order to preserve this, like MMR matchmaking knows

[09:39:44] kind of stuff, they have losers and winners to end the game

[09:39:48] to make it so that the integrity never actually fails.

[09:39:51] Does that make sense?

[09:39:57] So what is the purpose of getting you to 50%?

[09:40:02] So the purpose of getting you to 50%

[09:40:05] is because that's the only achievable metric

[09:40:08] by which you can have a fair system.

[09:40:11] Because think of it this way, Ginny,

[09:40:13] if you said that we have a 50% rate, right?

[09:40:15] And everyone has a 50% rate, it's fair,

[09:40:18] because nobody has more or less.

[09:40:21] So by making it so everybody needs some 50%,

[09:40:24] you end up forcing a system in which everything is chill.

[09:40:29] Does that make sense?

[09:40:33] Got it, thank you.

[09:40:38] Thank you, bro. I think that's like the fourth time. Okay, chat. Hold up. The next game start. Where's the video at? There it is.

[09:40:52] Chat. There it is. There it is. Oh, wait, uh, my up using the toilet.

[09:40:57] Uh, no, in jitties house, you just piss yourself.

[09:41:00] Wait, do you actually want me to?

[09:41:03] Because I'm probably going to leak out in the chair if I do.

[09:41:05] No, of course.

[09:41:06] Ah, piss.

[09:41:07] Okay.

[09:41:08] Remember the bathrooms?

[09:41:09] Remember the set up?

[09:41:10] Yeah.

[09:41:11] Right there.

[09:41:12] Hang it right.

[09:41:13] Okay, so wait.

[09:41:14] When I'm streaming out my set up, are you going to be like pissing next to me?

[09:41:17] Yes.

[09:41:18] Nice.

[09:41:19] All right.

[09:41:20] I'm going to go back.

[09:41:21] Give me a full stick of butter?

[09:41:24] Half a stick of butter.

[09:41:25] I'll do my best.

[09:41:26] You're going to give me a full stick.

[09:41:27] I'm going to do my best.

[09:41:28] I'm going to do my best.

[09:41:29] You gotta give me a full stick. I'll take a full stick.

[09:41:31] Yeah, it's gonna be a full stick.

[09:41:32] Yeah, I'm gonna take it.

[09:41:33] Single.

[09:41:34] Single!

[09:41:35] Come on, you gotta get that.

[09:41:36] Single!

[09:41:37] If you want the single, you can like take it off the top.

[09:41:39] No, okay.

[09:41:40] No, okay, let's go.

[09:41:42] Faker's so cute, bro.

[09:41:44] Yeah, he's so cute.

[09:41:45] Uh, you know.

[09:41:47] Yeah, what's wrong?

[09:41:49] Uh, you can see.

[09:41:50] Yeah, what's up?

[09:41:52] There's piss and used toilet paper in the toilet.

[09:41:56] And it's not just that the whole thing that holds into the paper isn't even on so all the toilet paper rolls are on the ground

[09:42:08] Welcome to the house bro

[09:42:12] Just flush it first

[09:42:19] Okay, I'm not an animal bro, that's normal. That's normal

[09:42:22] or what.

[09:42:23] Or Chet's not L host, bro.

[09:42:26] It's not like a girl is gonna be at my house, bro.

[09:42:29] It's fucking Domtas.

[09:42:31] Mercy to him.

[09:42:32] Chet, I wanna go take a piss, but I know how I'm supposed to piss in this thing.

[09:42:38] How am I supposed to piss in this thing, bro?

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[09:42:56] Shannon, I'm about to go take a piss, bro.

[09:42:57] BRB, kids.

[09:43:00] You have dump test.

[09:43:03] Dump test.

[09:43:06] Are you pissing right now?

[09:43:09] All right, I'm gonna go pee in the other toilet.

[09:43:13] You can solo stream for a minute

[09:43:43] guys guys um

[09:44:06] Um, I, I, my socks are sticky now, I didn't, you know, I, I gotta have a talk with Ginny bro,

[09:44:18] I gotta have a talk with Ginny.

[09:44:20] Bro, hi boys, what are you doing?

[09:44:36] Yeah, let's get a jitty.

[09:44:38] You're in my chair, though?

[09:44:40] Highbinds, what the fuck?

[09:44:41] No, come on, highbinds, please!

[09:44:43] Why does it smell bad?

[09:44:47] Well, he does it.

[09:44:49] Holy shit.

[09:44:50] Wait a minute.

[09:44:51] Wait a minute.

[09:44:52] Why?

[09:44:53] Shit.

[09:44:54] Shit.

[09:44:55] What the fuck?

[09:44:56] What the fuck?

[09:45:27] Alright guys, be honest with me, do you guys think that TL has a chance at winning this?

[09:45:48] Yes or no?

[09:45:49] Yes or no?

[09:45:50] Yes or no today, bro. Hi boys. What are we doing?

[09:45:59] What are we doing?

[09:46:02] Oh, that wasn't even manually done. Wait, you can do that automatically. What the fuck?

[09:46:09] Wait, that's sick.

[09:46:11] Welcome back to MSI 2026.

[09:46:13] All right.

[09:46:15] Game 3 of MSI.

[09:46:25] Wait, where did I say the chat?

[09:46:32] Oh, there it is.

[09:46:37] Asked JynC about Chained Up.

[09:46:43] Alright, interesting.

[09:46:45] Wait, should I shashashast him? I don't know where this is.

[09:46:54] Erani?

[09:46:56] Wait, who's Erani?

[09:47:02] Bro, Jin see?

[09:47:04] It's a pity, bro.

[09:47:05] Okay, Jinny, who the fuck is chained up Erani?

[09:47:09] We saw that at world's last you don't want to know but it's some questions better life on set

[09:47:15] Now here's the real question

[09:47:17] What do you want from Taco Bell dude?

[09:47:20] No, we're not getting one of everything. I'm not doing that shit. It's gonna be a mess. It's gonna smell like shit, bro

[09:47:26] We got fan mail to open tomorrow. This room's gonna be a mess all week

[09:47:30] Bro contest

[09:47:39] What is your dream Taco Bell's order bro?

[09:47:43] I'm about to get it.

[09:47:44] I don't even know what they have there.

[09:47:47] It's just greasy, disgusting tacos in case it is, but it's amazing.

[09:47:53] You know what?

[09:47:55] What if I said order everything to you that you think looks delicious?

[09:48:01] I'm just gonna, what I'm gonna do bro, is I'm gonna get six tacos.

[09:48:06] or seven six or seven tacos and I'm gonna get it for both of us and we're

[09:48:11] just gonna split it up bro is that enough for a month that ain't no

[09:48:16] bro I don't want to have like an excess of food in my room bro I mean I do

[09:48:22] want to get a burrito I'll get a burrito we can do tacos and burritos and

[09:48:26] enchiladas and quesadillos wait I'm about to fart chat turn up your volume

[09:48:36] 3 in the chat if you heard that.

[09:48:42] Oh my god that smells horrible.

[09:48:46] I'm pretty sure my dog Jasmine, shit, on the floor.

[09:48:50] I think that's what I was smiling.

[09:48:51] I have to go check that.

[09:48:52] I'm not even kidding.

[09:48:56] Yo, yo.

[09:48:58] Okay, what did you welcome Taco Vals, bro?

[09:49:01] What, you can't have one?

[09:49:03] Um, yes.

[09:49:04] So, Crytrap, Supremes.

[09:49:05] Oh my god, Nacho, Chisorito, Locos, Tungos.

[09:49:08] You want- that's a good deck.

[09:49:10] Do you-

[09:49:11] Just customize what you want, bro.

[09:49:13] Get your stuff, and then I'm gonna get my stuff.

[09:49:17] Dude, it's nice to be on frame of the camera

[09:49:19] and not be getting fucking mauled by your brother.

[09:49:22] Like, bro, that guy looks like a barbarian.

[09:49:25] For real.

[09:49:27] Okay, should we also get the Stakecase idea?

[09:49:30] Get one Stakecase idea.

[09:49:33] Get one, get one.

[09:49:34] I should do a beefy, popular burrito.

[09:49:36] Yes.

[09:49:38] Again?

[09:49:39] Fuck that shit.

[09:49:40] Should we do a grilled cheese burrito?

[09:49:43] Yes.

[09:49:45] Okay, let's fuck that shit.

[09:49:47] Should we do a soft taco supreme?

[09:49:51] Yes.

[09:49:52] How many?

[09:49:53] One.

[09:49:54] Skip one of everything.

[09:49:55] Not everything, but, keep going.

[09:49:57] Cheese and gordita crunch?

[09:49:58] Yes!

[09:49:59] Yes!

[09:50:00] That's my favorite.

[09:50:01] To them?

[09:50:02] Yeah.

[09:50:03] Yeah, one for each.

[09:50:05] That should be everything, enough.

[09:50:07] Oh, to get the cinnamon bites.

[09:50:09] They have cinnamon puff bites, bro.

[09:50:10] Get the cinnamon bites for desserts.

[09:50:13] And Bajaw Blast, get three Bajaw Blast.

[09:50:16] Two Bajaw Blast, and then get the cinnamon bites.

[09:50:20] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[09:50:22] Okay, so we need to get, here, we're looking for one.

[09:50:25] Yes, continue.

[09:50:26] Wait, we didn't get a Crunchyopse thing.

[09:50:30] Get one.

[09:50:31] You have to get at least one Crunchyopse.

[09:50:32] True.

[09:50:33] like nine items that's enough oh sit him in bites with buzz up last oh my god

[09:50:38] what is an entry read I get it

[09:50:42] me home they have strawberry cinnamon delights get it shredded beef dipping

[09:50:50] taco get it get it can Tina chicken roll case that's my favorite get it we're

[09:51:02] really okay yes the cantina chickens bro

[09:51:06] okay oh my god wait they have a 12 pack of the strawberry cinnabon delights

[09:51:12] get it we already got the two-path though yeah get it yeah oh steak fajita

[09:51:17] street chalupas get it do do okay slow roasted chicken fajita street chalupas

[09:51:27] get it but we have 15 items bro yeah I'm not gonna lie we literally took

[09:51:31] everything. Wait, let me see, let me see. Okay, let me get, let me get, I want to get

[09:51:38] one more personal item. Let me show you something for my personal item. Well, you didn't get

[09:51:43] the Vaja Blasco. Get it. Okay. Two Baja Blast, and then I want to get the Cantina, I want

[09:51:53] to get a Cantina Chicken Taco for myself. And bro, that should be everything. Yep,

[09:51:58] Cantina chicken crispy taco. That's my favorite

[09:52:02] Oh

[09:52:03] Cinnamon cinnamon twists got to get it

[09:52:06] Cinnamon delights get it by job last. No, not the freeze not the freeze just by job last

[09:52:14] Bro, I'm gonna be fucking obese by the time I leave here

[09:52:19] Well, let's get a dirty one dirty by job last what's a dirty one. I think vodka

[09:52:23] Jack what is in a dirty bar job last okay? We got 20 items, bro. Here's what we got nacho cheese

[09:52:30] Javito's Locos tacos

[09:52:33] Steak a saliga

[09:52:35] beefy five layer burrito grilled cheese burrito

[09:52:39] soft taco supreme

[09:52:41] cheesy gordita crunch 2x

[09:52:44] Crunch trap supreme and tarito

[09:52:48] strawberry Cinnabon delight

[09:52:50] You you got beans on all these

[09:53:02] No, I just added whatever did card I didn't personalize any of them

[09:53:11] It's fine I'm just gonna get to can't see an X crispy chicken tacos and thunder one

[09:53:15] bro what the fuck bro I'm not gonna lie it's gonna smell like the black plague

[09:53:20] in the fucking bathroom after this shit like this is gonna be horrible okay

[09:53:28] wait wait wait okay okay check you guys like beans or no I don't like beans bro

[09:53:34] why did someone just say a spicy chocolate budge caramel empanadas oh my

[09:53:38] Get it! Get it! Dude, oh my god. Okay, bonza blast. Okay, this is like, bro, this is gonna be good.

[09:53:46] Oh my god, a child love Taco Bell.

[09:53:48] No, someone said spicy chicken. Get it.

[09:53:53] Wait, but I need to get two acts of these. Two acts of these, these, these, these.

[09:53:57] Dude, if I get my crispy cantina chicken taco, I'm good. I'm just gonna get three acts, bro.

[09:54:01] Actual nominee, two acts, because I'm on a diet.

[09:54:04] 100 and yo 142 dollars spent at Taco Bell. I've never done that in my life. That is insane though. Jesus Christ.

[09:54:18] Oh shit. Wait what's the maxi melt? Dude the chat if we keep listening to them we're gonna have to get our heart pumped.

[09:54:26] Yeah. Okay done chat. Okay it arrives in 30 minutes bro. Alright let's go.

[09:54:33] Just in time for this game. Perfectly. Just in time for this. Someone said average

[09:54:43] loss order. Wait, too soon. Wait, why? Too soon. If you know, you know. I don't know, explain.

[09:54:55] Okay, so giving the option to potential a bra. It's it's a sensitive subject

[09:55:02] Okay, yeah, we spent 142 bucks on top about one of the morning. Wait, James. He didn't most quick shoot

[09:55:11] No, he didn't quit he came back bro

[09:55:15] He came back, but you didn't know you little motherfucker, bro, you know, it's actually crazy

[09:55:20] That no taper fade me is still massive

[09:55:30] Now I was gonna say what's crazy is the fact that like Canadians have monopoly money currency

[09:55:34] So wait what do you mean by Canadians have monopoly money?

[09:55:37] So for us like 140 that you just found out to talk about would actually be like probably like 230 for Canada money

[09:55:45] Wait Canada is more expensive?

[09:55:47] No, it's just our currency is worthless wait, why?

[09:55:52] Because I don't know it's just worthless

[09:55:55] Wait, I don't know what the fuck goes on politics. I just hope you're 12 hours a day

[09:56:00] So if you get a coffee in Canada, is it like eight in like $20?

[09:56:05] Not 20 but yeah, I can it can be expensive like like for example, right?

[09:56:10] Let's say over a share you got like $5 fucking beef gordita, whatever. Yeah, and Canada'd be like a lot

[09:56:17] What?

[09:56:18] Yeah.

[09:56:19] Wait, Chad, what is like, Chad, if you go to like Tim Horton's and get a coffee, how much is it?

[09:56:24] Like, let's say you get like the uh, the ice cap.

[09:56:28] Like Tim Horton's?

[09:56:30] Yes.

[09:56:32] They like, I'd say like $4.80 and $5.45.

[09:56:37] Oh, dude, in Starbucks, they overcharge them.

[09:56:40] Because Starbucks, it's like fucking, Chad, what, like $7 bucks?

[09:56:44] Six bucks.

[09:56:45] The only reason why Starbucks charges that much is because they know that there's one like

[09:56:49] University student that wants the the pink drink with extra chai latte

[09:56:54] Unlike the rim of the grande like supreme, you know, I mean like they know they can overcharge that shit

[09:57:01] Okay, got it wait. This is in English. Where are the other streaming in Korea? Surely

[09:57:07] Yeah, but they had English castors, so there's also Korean castors, but there's English ones

[09:57:15] It's like imagine you had a jitty espionage on your channel, but yeah, where's the oh, it's on suit

[09:57:23] It's on suit

[09:57:27] It's what faker seems in

[09:57:35] No, they have no chance

[09:57:37] I'm gonna be honest team liquid honestly loving to death kid. You're a good kid, but the thing is

[09:57:44] you guys already had a lead in blue.

[09:57:48] So here's how life works, right Nantes?

[09:57:50] I'm gonna say.

[09:57:53] So in life there's something called momentum.

[09:57:56] And basically what ends up happening

[09:57:58] is this applies to sports and these sports.

[09:58:01] But if you're winning in a match

[09:58:04] and you're the underdog

[09:58:05] and you're convincingly winning,

[09:58:06] but then you end up losing the match,

[09:58:08] this could be NBA game five,

[09:58:11] this could be Champions League first leg,

[09:58:14] It doesn't matter. If sports, if you have momentum and then you blow that lead to a team that's already better than you, then what that's happening is you are absolutely fucked.

[09:58:24] So, Team Liquid is basically fucked.

[09:58:28] So you're saying they already lost the mental game?

[09:58:31] Chad, it's my butt, like, Chad, drive a nice butt.

[09:58:37] Wait, do I do a competition?

[09:58:39] Well, we're professional costumers. Maybe before the Taco Bell arrives after this game.

[09:58:43] Okay

[09:58:45] I was gonna say we see which one jaco's more what we could after

[09:58:53] Chattanooga Bell should be here after this game y'all

[09:58:58] So the Jose tried looking for cheese and then it just like they didn't work and then they flash

[09:59:05] Oh my god, this is a double kill for faker wait only gonna kill the guy about the second kill as well

[09:59:10] It's over

[09:59:13] It's a GG. Is that the coach?

[09:59:19] You know, it's actually crazy about Korea

[09:59:23] The first time I went to Korea I sat there and I was like wow

[09:59:26] There are a lot of Koreans there. Bro in Korea

[09:59:31] 90 like 8% of people are Korean

[09:59:35] Well, bro, no shit in America 98% of people are American

[09:59:40] Unfortunately

[09:59:54] Wait in Korea did you go to any like food spots like restaurants and stuff that are really good?

[09:59:59] I know you were just playing league 12 hours. Yeah, but like I had gone

[10:00:03] So I'm like some with my wife like we're gonna go to like hot or not pop up with like Korean barbecue stuff like that

[10:00:08] So it's like over there the thing is like the food is good. Don't get me wrong

[10:00:14] But it's like they have too many vegetables, bro. I'm just gonna call it all it is

[10:00:20] Well, you're just saying they're like basically healthier you think yeah, but it's like the problem is that if you eat vegetables

[10:00:26] It doesn't make you healthier. It just makes you like more normie because like what does that mean?

[10:00:31] Like what do you mean by normie?

[10:00:33] So what I mean is that like that eating vegetables doesn't make you healthier like if you have a guy that eats

[10:00:38] salad every day and then you have a guy that eats what we're about to eat them talk about

[10:00:42] we're the same levels of health but he just feels better about himself so he thinks he

[10:00:47] gets like that's like help but it's not actually real does that make sense oh my god it makes

[10:00:53] sense jid-free epstein with the five gifts in uh mobs get this guy out of here mobs get

[10:00:59] this guy out of here mobs man we're just out of here i'll have to count no it's just another

[10:01:06] Delinquent in the chat. He's gonna get banned. He's gonna reappear on another on the day

[10:01:11] Like and he's literally just gifting so I see his name. That's the only reason we forgot to say what's his logs

[10:01:18] We'll see his chat logs. Yeah. Oh

[10:01:22] He's been following since 2023

[10:01:25] No relation bro is restarted

[10:01:28] stall came

[10:01:30] Let me taste it

[10:01:32] Who likes islands?

[10:01:36] a little down

[10:01:46] Somebody suck me

[10:01:51] Yeah, that's a good viewer. All right

[10:01:54] So now look bro actually my chat is like just it's just down my life. Yo chat this guy does a play bro

[10:02:00] bro this guy's name is jid free no you know what's chat actually like has the

[10:02:06] craziest people spawn from it if you ever see a guy that has the word queso in

[10:02:14] his username they always type the most insane shit I do there's a guy's in my

[10:02:19] chat he's been suffering like two years his name is casos dukey crust dude

[10:02:24] you're gonna have some guy named like casos fire hydrant and he's gonna come

[10:02:28] your chat being like you'll do money coming back to the furry discord server and he's gonna spend that

[10:02:34] until you read it for hours on that uh bro there's people in my chat that say when am I coming back

[10:02:39] to the furry discord server there's a guy in the chat right now named case so sit on my feet

[10:02:47] dude I'm done you they're actually crazy

[10:02:53] all right so you ready to pay attention to the game yeah bro it's looking like another

[10:02:57] blowout dude it's 2-0 and they're up gold what is there to pay attention to

[10:03:01] yeah with us faker played a good teams bro that's gonna be a little later but

[10:03:07] that should be fucking fun when that happens

[10:03:10] we saw Annie bro you know it's crazy tell low taper fade me hope enough of

[10:03:19] this fucking shit listen I was gonna say what did mooder say when we told them

[10:03:25] to get on Annie.

[10:03:26] Uh, Muda said, I like to play characters with testosterone, so I'm going to play Yone and

[10:03:33] Yasuo and Annie.

[10:03:34] Yeah, we need more faker fucking Annie.

[10:03:36] That's the difference between him and Muda.

[10:03:38] Yep.

[10:03:39] Oh my god.

[10:03:40] Oh, where?

[10:03:41] Yeah.

[10:03:42] Bro, if Muda just played Annie, it would have been gold already.

[10:03:45] Bro, you think I learned recently that's crazy?

[10:03:48] What?

[10:03:49] Do you know how many minutes an hour of ads Muda runs?

[10:03:54] Come on. Take a wild guess.

[10:03:58] 22.5.

[10:04:00] No, it's a 11.

[10:04:03] Mooder runs on 11 minutes of ads.

[10:04:04] Oh, bro.

[10:04:06] It did to mask his league.

[10:04:08] Bro, he was saying that.

[10:04:09] And then when I was like, that's fucking crazy,

[10:04:12] his response was, the phase guys are running 12.

[10:04:17] When did he tell you this?

[10:04:19] Like on his last stream?

[10:04:22] Dude, look at this text in those portals sent

[10:04:24] by the way.

[10:04:25] Mid Jungle's been, you know,

[10:04:27] probably the right thing as far as the,

[10:04:29] the Varus and Miko still getting...

[10:04:31] Chad, this is what Lose said

[10:04:33] and me, Ron and Lose's group chat.

[10:04:35] Wait, wait, wait.

[10:04:36] Why did he screenshot it, though?

[10:04:38] I mean, that, this Jungle...

[10:04:40] Because Lose is in the stream probably right now.

[10:04:42] Lose! Hey, hey, Lose, it's me.

[10:04:44] Bro Lose just called me, bro.

[10:04:46] I haven't even been able to call you in a week.

[10:04:48] 7-up, down 7-7,

[10:04:50] when the time gets in.

[10:04:52] All right, so now what? Walmart of Tarpen Springs, thank you for the 10 gifted.

[10:04:58] So now what's happening is that like, the thing about this game, and I'll say one more thing, okay?

[10:05:03] Even though right now Team Liquid is behind, their comp is low key better than T1's this game.

[10:05:11] Yeah, but it doesn't matter bro, T1 is better. True.

[10:05:15] So that's why it's like, wait, what's he gonna get to come? Are they gonna go for more?

[10:05:19] Wait, what was that? What was that? What was that? He's mini!

[10:05:21] that he's mini so I see mini mini

[10:05:26] Did he jump on his back? What is that? So that's you you remember that one champion your friends that just like attaches someone and then you weren't able to yeah

[10:05:34] That's you and that's what they're playing this game. All right. That's what I played against bro

[10:05:40] So now the thing is that it's like that was almost looking really good for

[10:05:44] I

[10:05:50] Know

[10:05:53] Wait, can you send a message to the driver? I'm sending right now

[10:06:00] Wait, what do you want me to what do you want me to what do you want to tell me do you want me to leave a message?

[10:06:04] No, I want you to like type something a little freaky feel like can't wait yummy yummy in my tummy

[10:06:10] You want me to send that to the dasher? Yes?

[10:06:14] Uh, so that one is Q, it does go into the minion.

[10:06:17] Good patience from the owner in that exchange to kind of just take his time on that second

[10:06:21] Q on Dion, so that he's good at forwarding.

[10:06:23] Okay, now type, Jiddy Hungry Jiddy.

[10:06:26] No, I'm not typing that!

[10:06:28] I did send it to him though.

[10:06:30] I'm gonna give up a little bit more gold to maybe accelerate the game with the topside play.

[10:06:34] Dude, imagine the gap, dude, it just has nothing there.

[10:06:39] Bro!

[10:06:41] because like how insane did that be

[10:06:48] because bro, the thing is that talkover doesn't have peanuts

[10:06:51] so that's why I'm being crazy about actually having peanuts in it

[10:06:53] oh yeah, yeah

[10:06:55] like peanuts with our cashews, you know, like stuff like that

[10:07:01] okay, so now what's here is happening

[10:07:03] so right now it looks like Bruce's team is being fired

[10:07:05] for it 5

[10:07:07] so T1 is actually looking to dive team like right now

[10:07:09] I'm gonna say sorry my friend sent that

[10:07:14] Then I was just being offered you're like taxing and bro your country will taxing the door that's right

[10:07:19] He's gonna get like flashbacks. I just said can't wait yummy yummy in my tummy, bro

[10:07:24] No, he's gonna get flashbacks. It's like toxic ex-girlfriend. I'm broke into his house at four in the morning

[10:07:32] Dude, I'm actually so excited to talk about oh my god

[10:07:39] I'm just kidding, those skits are brand new, I'm talking.

[10:07:49] You want me to say?

[10:07:51] No, bro.

[10:07:52] Absolutely not.

[10:07:53] Okay.

[10:07:54] Dude, I can't wait to be in a cosplay tomorrow.

[10:08:01] It's going to be peak.

[10:08:04] Don't forget, though.

[10:08:07] get though you know the first thing you have to do is right tomorrow yeah what

[10:08:11] they do have a lot of vision done and you get finished because I didn't know

[10:08:15] challenge right very careful here oh yeah I have that figured out don't worry

[10:08:19] we'll do it in cosplay what do you mean you have that figured out bro I'm

[10:08:23] gonna I'm gonna you'll see you'll see what I'm gonna do

[10:08:27] what bro you'll just have to see bro all right so now let's look

[10:08:36] So what's happening here, right, is that things are happening.

[10:08:40] Yeah, so right now things are happening on the map, and the things happening on the map are leading things to happen, okay?

[10:08:46] So, okay, I want to share some more.

[10:08:48] So you see how right now Paze is the ADC but he's toppling, and Doran is balling, right?

[10:08:54] The reason why they're doing this is because right now they want Paze to get solo XP and solo gold.

[10:09:00] So and since you saw him as a champion that doesn't have much gap close like you can have much kill pressure

[10:09:06] Genshin, but then as we can see he resets he TV is back top

[10:09:10] So now what's gonna happen is that Pays is gonna be something go bought. So the thing is that like

[10:09:16] One of the biggest things about follow-up was a play is they really do every lane as like resource acquisition

[10:09:22] So you're never gonna see them just like waste waves or let them fall to turrets and die

[10:09:26] Like everyone's always maximizing their time on the map, does that make sense?

[10:09:30] Yeah, like everything matters all the gold matters

[10:09:37] Great greatly sad, bro. Thank you

[10:09:39] Greatly sad. Like Tommy, what do you want to learn? Let me teach you right now

[10:09:43] Well, like how is faker up two levels on this guy?

[10:09:47] So the reason why is because faker has been poking him out of lane, right?

[10:09:52] And he has to kill XP advantage. So as a result Quinn has been having to drop CS and

[10:09:59] Baker also has the XP lead because when you get kills you get XP. So because that Baker has an XP lead

[10:10:06] Wow, CoreJJ just completely ruined the entire game with that. Baldwings taking over the 20 gift then. How did CoreJJ ruin the game?

[10:10:12] Some Seraphine here? No, he's on Niko. So he went in for a flash ult and just missed everything.

[10:10:17] So now if Team Liquid wants to fight this, we have no Niko ult, which means it's literally impossible for them to fight.

[10:10:24] But if you look on the bottom, Quidd is coming in and he's looking for a fight.

[10:10:27] But Pace has an ability, so Zerri, that can actually go over walls so he can't even get cost.

[10:10:35] Wait.

[10:10:36] No, nothing's gonna happen yet.

[10:10:38] Obviously nothing ever happened.

[10:10:39] Giddy the Bald Rat. Thank you for the five, Gepton.

[10:10:42] This series as well

[10:10:44] T1 secure it dragon number two for themselves and they bald wings with a 20 gifted subs

[10:10:49] Got it. She on third all did a check

[10:10:53] But there's a guy in my chat and literally named Giddy that guy is or

[10:11:03] Bro, why did you tell me to send that bro?

[10:11:05] She's gonna like throw our Taco Bell on a wall guys

[10:11:08] You know what I said? The Dastard just sent JD a picture of this special sauce that he's

[10:11:14] including in this order. He did not do that. He said, got it with a dot. No, no. Guys, trust

[10:11:20] me, his exact words were, let's see if you think this is funny. And then he sends him

[10:11:26] that picture.

[10:11:27] All right.

[10:11:28] Okay, so now, as you can see right, there's nothing to really fight for.

[10:11:38] We see how Faker actually took his top.

[10:11:40] Why?

[10:11:41] To let push or something or push the wave?

[10:11:43] Not necessarily.

[10:11:44] So right now if we look at Quib's belt, he's building a lot of magic resist.

[10:11:48] So because of that, they actually want to match Quib with an AD champion so that Faker

[10:11:52] can still get a fight off.

[10:11:53] But now they try to actually gank in Faker and he was able to outplay 1v2 so he

[10:11:57] It doesn't even die.

[10:12:04] Yep, so now right now we can see like Paz is trying to take over the map completely through like, uh, mid, right?

[10:12:10] And it's just making it so that like, Team Liquid, they can't really respond to anything because there's nothing that they can trade at this point.

[10:12:19] So even if they try doing stuff like, if they weren't gonna win a boss game, it's like you're saying, they ain't gonna win this one, right?

[10:12:26] Mike, listen, we have a better chance at Jasmine not mauling me to death.

[10:12:31] If she ever gets me in a room alone, then we do.

[10:12:34] T-Milk would win this one.

[10:12:36] Yeah, bro.

[10:12:37] I don't know, bro.

[10:12:38] They have two dragons.

[10:12:40] They're up gold.

[10:12:41] They're up kills.

[10:12:42] It's just like everything that, they're losing in every way.

[10:12:45] Yeah.

[10:12:46] Like, listen, T1 is just completely dominating this entire game, I know.

[10:12:55] Like I don't understand

[10:12:59] I don't know what is T-Law doing so badly

[10:13:02] It's just the teamfights, bro

[10:13:03] It's literally just the teamfights that communication and target focus like and that's the reason why T1 always has the advantage

[10:13:10] Is because they've been in with the roster for years for years. If you look at team liquid right now

[10:13:16] I'm not even kidding. It's like

[10:13:20] Like for the last five years have that the same roster

[10:13:23] I don't even know if they've had the same players, you know, I'm getting like the yeah

[10:13:28] Yeah, exactly. So it's like yes, you can sit there. You can learn everything, right?

[10:13:33] But there's this inherent like trust that comes with being with the same guys for a while

[10:13:38] That is what dictates a lot more. You know, I mean

[10:13:41] So you're basically saying it's everything

[10:13:45] It's like it's like they're just getting logged in every day

[10:13:48] What is Morgan doing that's something my iron to me would do

[10:14:01] Yeah, like running into a turret

[10:14:03] Well, no because the thing is that don't forget there's a turd range

[10:14:06] So if you're in this range, then you can keep walking more and so imagine you're here

[10:14:11] You walk in further and then if you walk in here you're out of turn range

[10:14:14] So sometimes it's better to walk in further so you can get out of range then to sit there on my playback

[10:14:22] You know me, okay? Vamo Vamo

[10:14:24] Vamo brought up

[10:14:27] Bro, there's like no kills in Pro League either. They like smarter

[10:14:32] Depending on the games

[10:14:33] But yeah, because the thing is that most of the time like you're really just playing on objectives at a team fight

[10:14:38] So like if you're dying and you're getting solo killed you're a piece of shit, right?

[10:14:42] Yeah, because the only real fight should be on objectives. Why does it?

[10:14:47] Bros players do that. Why are none of the fights on objectives? It's in like enemy Raptors. They're gonna 40 do you know needs to make sure

[10:14:56] Bro, but like why not bro just fighting the objectives, you know if I told you to speak Chinese right now

[10:15:06] Wait, hold on. Hey Jyn C

[10:15:08] Hey JC, it's your door-dash driver. Could we play heads-down bums up when I arrived?

[10:15:16] Riley, what the fuck is that?

[10:15:19] I genuinely think this is actually your door-dash driver because look at all his logs

[10:15:26] He's literally just typing that

[10:15:30] He got me in the furry discord

[10:15:35] Dude look, that's what he said

[10:15:37] No worries, we all got one of those friends most of the time they don't even know.

[10:15:41] What does he mean they don't even know? Like no one!

[10:15:46] I don't even know. I honestly don't even know.

[10:15:49] Bro, Sean's like, what the fuck?

[10:15:54] Alright, so now let's see what happens, okay?

[10:15:57] So now another big teamfight happening.

[10:15:59] Now this one, don't forget, it's about even.

[10:16:02] So if this one goes back for either side, they could completely swing the game.

[10:16:06] Oh, big up big up from 4jj and could pause it up. So now the team with is actually running fight

[10:16:17] But they lost dragon though, you're right

[10:16:20] So they did lose a dragon because Jose smited 40 seconds too early on the drive

[10:16:25] We've been back 40 or 40 off 40 heads

[10:16:31] Wait wait wait

[10:16:36] You think so you think the kills were more important the dragon there

[10:16:40] I don't think there was more important, but what I will say is that team liquid needed that for men's

[10:16:45] Preventable so when you look right now look look look okay. This is core JJ. It's Nico, right?

[10:16:52] Louis does here he starts using his ult then he flashes in and manages to knock up and some pretty people

[10:16:59] He's so what when I see why did they stack up like that? They knew that we're going against Niko

[10:17:03] Yeah, but the thing is that like Nico, okay when Nico starts charging girls you cannot actually see it

[10:17:09] So she's invisible and she only appears when she's knocking you up already. That sounds broken. What's ridiculous?

[10:17:18] So the thing is that there they weren't able to even see Nico doing that shit

[10:17:23] So that's why they they like kind of comes up because they weren't expecting a flash a comment

[10:17:27] As the rest of the members of TL still wrap it around, they do get the extra kills there.

[10:17:32] Bro, Niko looks strong. That's like Timo on Royce.

[10:17:36] Yep. Well, I mean, they're not even close to us.

[10:17:40] Or not Timo, um, a Mumu. Mumu.

[10:17:42] Yes, yes, yes.

[10:17:43] My bad. I've misinput it on Chud characters.

[10:17:46] I confused one Chud character with another.

[10:17:50] True, true.

[10:17:51] Yeah, it's like a Mumu.

[10:17:52] Yeah, you're right.

[10:17:53] Niko's a way better version of a mumu because a mumu doesn't have the element of surprise right and that's like yeah

[10:17:58] Mumu doesn't go invisible exactly yes, but Niko does so in pro league a mumu would never work

[10:18:03] Because they're just gonna see it and react exactly as button or no

[10:18:06] Yeah in pro league, but Niko works because they can't see it exactly yep

[10:18:10] So that's why it's always always always about like if you're actually able to sit there

[10:18:15] I think you're able to like have the element of surprise. That's what's in there like sit down

[10:18:23] Bro pros use their flashes really well. I gotta work on that

[10:18:28] Yeah, the thing is that stuff you're gonna learn for you

[10:18:31] It's way more basic than the flashes are the issue like yeah, it's just macro

[10:18:36] No, not macro your issue right now is that I feel just micro like you need to have a plan

[10:18:41] The action before the fight goes off and then be able to adjust your plan while you're fighting for you

[10:18:46] That's your biggest thing, but that's higher. That's higher. Thank you production highlighting. You know why it's hard

[10:18:53] your piece or the game?

[10:18:55] both, okay

[10:18:57] okay well which one do you want first?

[10:18:59] game

[10:19:01] the reason why is because for you

[10:19:03] you're self-pun half your games on controller

[10:19:05] you need to get used to keyboard bro

[10:19:07] like if you sat there and you actually

[10:19:09] put it together and used to keyboard

[10:19:11] it would make it so much easier

[10:19:13] but because you're always switching over to controller for fortnite

[10:19:15] controller for r6

[10:19:17] controller for elden knife

[10:19:19] controller for fucking lego batman

[10:19:21] man you know like that's what's making it difficult for you so you need to actually get used to the mouse

[10:19:26] with the keyboard and the second you do i promise it's gonna be so much better

[10:19:31] got it vamo what is this mouse that is a logitech gpro wireless white okay can i show you something

[10:19:39] yeah we see your mouse did you bring your mouse too yeah can we buy everything nice bro yeah we'll

[10:19:46] see if core has flashed and baby but days as cleansed and they have to make it

[10:19:51] probably can be easily used controller on me okay I'm gonna show you something

[10:19:55] crazy I want you to like do this with the mouse

[10:19:58] all right you know they got three that was mine yours is so light okay now I

[10:20:08] want you to move yours around right and then try mine but yours is light as

[10:20:15] Yes, look so that's why like because mine is so light so it's still logic tag. It's a super light right so it's super light

[10:20:23] Is what's cool? Yeah super light V2 and what you can do with this even it's fun and out or anything

[10:20:28] But you can even change how hard it is to press down on your buttons

[10:20:32] So if I even just like lightly click when it's like plugged in it instantly clicks like the clicks right just set right away

[10:20:38] Even if I just like

[10:20:40] Oh my god

[10:20:42] I'll try that and I'll get one of those.

[10:20:44] Yeah, it's going to help you a lot.

[10:20:48] That's a Richie tack, so even Richie uses it.

[10:20:51] Oh, okay.

[10:20:53] Bro, but it's still three dragons with even gold spent.

[10:20:55] It still looks good for T1.

[10:20:57] Like, the thing is T1 doesn't have the advantage, but wait.

[10:21:00] Check this out.

[10:21:01] Pickers just got caught. Pickers just got caught before the dragon fight.

[10:21:04] But the thing is, put his smokey getting caught too.

[10:21:06] The fight could swing either way right now.

[10:21:08] Place is full HP.

[10:21:10] Is it a 2v2 or 2v3?

[10:21:12] No, right now it's a 2v3.

[10:21:14] But the thing is that it's all it takes, like,

[10:21:16] if he's considering locking it.

[10:21:17] Oh my god.

[10:21:18] It's over.

[10:21:19] It's over.

[10:21:19] If he wanted to get sold.

[10:21:22] Now what's sold is this?

[10:21:23] Is this wind or air?

[10:21:24] This is air.

[10:21:25] It is the most broken sold.

[10:21:27] Do you know why?

[10:21:28] It's the one that gives you more health.

[10:21:30] Like, it gives you no problem.

[10:21:30] Movement speed.

[10:21:31] So the reason why this is so broken

[10:21:34] is because how it works is that when you ult,

[10:21:36] it gives you like 20% movement speed.

[10:21:39] Wait, wait, no, no, no.

[10:21:42] Wait, I'm alive!

[10:21:44] Oh, Morgan is going in.

[10:21:45] Hold on.

[10:21:46] The dragon's agguring her, though.

[10:21:48] You know, I've got a reason to do that.

[10:21:49] Yeah, but, uh, and there's a TP coming in from T1.

[10:21:53] I must quit, wait, quit CP 32.

[10:21:55] Hold on a second, we can have a fight on our hands, Jaddy.

[10:21:58] We can have a fight on our hands.

[10:21:59] They quit TP'd.

[10:22:00] This is crazy.

[10:22:01] So, Altea's looks crazy right now.

[10:22:03] It's the fact that right now,

[10:22:05] Jose is coming in and he could ult him for the steal.

[10:22:08] How do they get every fucking dragon?

[10:22:11] Jose just got obliterated.

[10:22:14] Yeah, but I'm losing the soul's form.

[10:22:16] Bro, jungler's the most important role.

[10:22:19] Cause you actually have to smite those.

[10:22:21] Like everyone else can cope, cope, cope, secure in their lanes and team fight.

[10:22:26] Jungler's us? We? We have to smite that.

[10:22:29] We have to smite that.

[10:22:31] God, I love that.

[10:22:33] Plock it.

[10:22:34] Plock it.

[10:22:34] Bro, jungling is the most important.

[10:22:37] Yeah, because you have to smite that shit

[10:22:44] Dude, I think this talk about here by the way

[10:22:48] Oh, no, like five minutes

[10:22:58] Bro, so now they get movement speed are you sure that's more important than health?

[10:23:02] Okay, think of it this way. Alright

[10:23:07] get an range of people, get out of range of people, run away from people, run down on people.

[10:23:12] It is the most important stat in the entire game, the most important.

[10:23:17] So yes, movement speed is by far more important than health, than damage, than anything.

[10:23:22] Because if you have enough movement speed, like imagine this, okay?

[10:23:25] Imagine right-

[10:23:26] Wait, I just realized.

[10:23:28] Am I going to open the door and create this guy wearing this?

[10:23:32] No.

[10:23:33] Bro.

[10:23:34] Check.

[10:23:35] Just to give you guys lore

[10:23:38] I ordered a hundred and forty two dollars of Taco Bell and I and I said

[10:23:45] And then I'm gonna open my front door wearing this

[10:23:48] He's gonna think you're literally like a P word

[10:23:55] He's gonna think like like I'm some 10 year old that like took the

[10:23:59] Yeah, yeah, because I'm like your little cousin that you're like

[10:24:16] Somebody in the chat said go together to the door. He's been saying on now

[10:24:23] Where you want to like we just go

[10:24:29] That's coffee for like a while ago a year ago, but that's like a old-ass coffee stain

[10:24:37] No, you know, look for my POV. I said it's on his stain brothers literally liquid. Oh

[10:24:45] Yeah, that's one. I

[10:24:52] Don't know I do not want to greet him wearing this route. I'm gonna get like reported the local law enforcement

[10:24:59] If we both go to the door at 2 in the morning ordering Taco Bell wearing this

[10:25:13] like what could we possibly be doing other than literally just I didn't want to

[10:25:21] to say.

[10:25:22] Ah, coach Lee.

[10:25:23] Dude, when we answered, we started just like, blar-blar-blar, so worrying about our time.

[10:25:29] Like, you say like, hey, I'm Tom, and I'll be like, I'm Dom, and then we just like finish

[10:25:34] each other's sentences.

[10:25:35] It seems like it might be hard to...

[10:25:37] Like, were they going to make this guy think he's in like, but what was that one, like,

[10:25:42] like the Manson House or something?

[10:25:45] He's isolated.

[10:25:46] I don't even know.

[10:25:47] Wait, I was not here yet.

[10:25:48] worth it just to fight for those summoners but do it while holding hands

[10:25:53] the shiny somebody in the chat said honey pack time

[10:25:58] alright so now what Baron fights happening so remember Vegas in the the banana bus she said

[10:26:07] yep so the thing has said right now if T1 can secure the Baron then considering the fact that those who have the skull should be over

[10:26:14] But Jose is planning to go to Halton and steal this.

[10:26:17] Jose, can he get a smite though?

[10:26:19] Uh, listen, he's missed every other smite today so far.

[10:26:22] So we'll see.

[10:26:23] Okay, so those are on bigger, bigger flashes out.

[10:26:25] Now don't forget, there could be a chance that KordjG looks for some kind of flash ults here.

[10:26:30] Yes, yes, yes, Fox.

[10:26:31] This is running him down.

[10:26:33] It's okay.

[10:26:34] Paze is fed.

[10:26:35] Paze is fed.

[10:26:36] It's over.

[10:26:37] All that, all that, they turn Baron, right?

[10:26:39] Watch your kill.

[10:26:42] Do they turn Baron now?

[10:26:43] No, they just on the other end

[10:26:52] It's such a insane

[10:26:55] Bro, if this game is such a big skill gap that like they actually just sweat them like

[10:27:03] They just sweat them and all the games were short

[10:27:07] Only the second game was close

[10:27:09] And even then it's like it was close if it wasn't

[10:27:13] owner and faker in the early stage of the game

[10:27:15] bro and then the instant end

[10:27:17] damn Nexus is down bro

[10:27:19] he's not down he wants a few more kills

[10:27:21] to close this one out

[10:27:23] look they're literally

[10:27:24] why are they not doing the nexus

[10:27:26] because they're orb-bombing them on their base bro

[10:27:28] yo that is fucking motion

[10:27:32] winning the first series of MSI 2020

[10:27:35] so now you're burning jayceyna

[10:27:38] their nickname is nier erebor

[10:27:41] Because they're always the first ones to go fucking home bro. Alright. High-fives take coast stream out of the title really quick

[10:27:48] Yo League of Legends. Thank you guys love y'all bro. W coast team W League of Legends, bro. W riot

[10:27:53] Yeah, yo three zero sweep now. It is time for the Taco Bell Mukbang

[10:27:59] Do you have like a table that we can set up right here, bro? Oh

[10:28:04] Okay, nice from my setup some mess dude. I just do everything here

[10:28:07] So are you gonna like push the camera more back then?

[10:28:14] Yeah, I'm gonna let the chat see it a little bit.

[10:28:16] When me and Ron did it, we just winged it.

[10:28:18] Yeah.

[10:28:19] Chad, if you're excited for the Muckbang type one,

[10:28:22] why am I hard watching this?

[10:28:24] Hey, I like two of us.

[10:28:29] Bro, hi guys, it's not big, make it big.

[10:28:33] Okay, bro, listen, I'm kind of sort of,

[10:28:37] Dude, I look shredded, bro.

[10:28:39] Yeah, you're about to know I look shredded any more after we finish that talk about bro.

[10:28:43] Without saying 5,000 calories of Mexican food straight into our fucking mouth and into the

[10:28:48] shit right after.

[10:28:49] Bro, but we ordered too much, bro.

[10:28:52] Well then again, my family could eat it.

[10:28:54] I'm just basically going to eat like the cantina, chicken, chiky, chiky.

[10:28:58] No, you have to eat everything with me, bro.

[10:29:01] I'll host if you don't.

[10:29:03] Dude, you ordered fucking beans on 15 items and I hate beans me. Oh

[10:29:10] You're a full grown man. You can eat beans

[10:29:15] You're right, you're right bro chat. Let me tell you guys what we're about to get this is what's about to arrive at the door

[10:29:23] Okay, order details

[10:29:26] Chat order details, okay

[10:29:29] 1x nacho cheese Doritos Locos tacos

[10:29:33] 1x steak quesarilla

[10:29:35] 1x beefy five layer burrito

[10:29:37] 1x grilled cheese burrito. It's literally the same thing. It's just grilled

[10:29:42] 1x soft taco supreme

[10:29:44] 2x cheesy gordita crunch

[10:29:47] 1x crunchy crunch wrap supreme

[10:29:51] 1x and chorrito. What the fuck is a enturrito?

[10:29:55] What wait for this?

[10:29:56] 1x strawberry Cinnabon Delights 2 pack

[10:30:00] one x strawberry cinnamon delights 12 pack one x shredded beef dipping taco one x

[10:30:09] cantina chicken rolled guess I did yeah one x steak fajita street to the bus one

[10:30:15] x slow roast your chicken fajita street for chilebus two x can't this is my

[10:30:20] favorite part coming up two x

[10:30:23] Hey, boss here.

[10:30:28] I always do two sneeze. I don't know why I did one. Thank you.

[10:30:31] Two X can't see no chicken crispy taco. One X Mountain Dew Baja Blast.

[10:30:36] One X Mountain Dew Baja Blast freeze. One X Mountain Dew Baja Blast zero sugar.

[10:30:41] Bro, why'd you get three of the same thing?

[10:30:44] I wanted to try zero sugar. Okay.

[10:30:46] One X Cinnabon Delights two pack. One X Cinnamon Twist.

[10:30:51] And last but certainly not least, 1x chocolate fudge and caramel empanadas, yeah.

[10:30:59] Mio, that's a load out of the century.

[10:31:02] No wonder you're so fat. Chat, I'm going to have a bite, bro.

[10:31:05] Guys, do I look fat?

[10:31:07] No, okay, bro, we need to finish half of each item.

[10:31:12] No, yeah, bro, listen, Contest, there are certain items in there where like my brother's going to eat it, bro.

[10:31:18] eat it bro. Like I don't eat beans. Me help. It's food. Are you allergic? Are you allergic

[10:31:28] to beans? Bro, I just don't like stuff that's healthy. I don't like stuff that's healthy.

[10:31:35] Doesn't your brother make you like orange duck with asparagus on like a daily basis?

[10:31:41] Yeah, my brother makes the healthy stuff taste good. Nobody else really does, bro.

[10:31:45] I feel like healthy stuff doesn't taste good.

[10:31:47] Chat, ugh.

[10:31:49] Bro, I think healthy stuff doesn't taste good,

[10:31:51] but bad stuff tastes good.

[10:31:52] We're about to talk about,

[10:31:54] and you're saying that because there's beans,

[10:31:55] you feel like it's healthy.

[10:31:56] Are we fucking serious?

[10:32:01] I would milk you if I was Dante.

[10:32:06] Jinxie, you're a fucking child.

[10:32:07] You know what, you're right, Jason.

[10:32:09] I'm gonna try beans tonight, chat.

[10:32:10] I'm gonna try beans.

[10:32:13] You guys know I've never had beans.

[10:32:15] Just saying, no matter how bad you have it, the toilet's going to have it way worse.

[10:32:22] Yo dude, you know Taco Bell and toilets do not go together, bro.

[10:32:29] Chad, why put him standing up?

[10:32:31] Chad, look at my quads, bro.

[10:32:33] Chad, Taco Bell, and are you going to stand up as well?

[10:32:37] Yeah, sure.

[10:32:38] Wait, you might want to be careful on that chair.

[10:32:45] Why'd you bring your leg warmers all the way up to your thighs?

[10:32:48] I thought it looked cool.

[10:32:50] Chad, I'm gonna be honest, I kind of am like thick.

[10:32:55] Okay, you're gonna-

[10:32:56] Bro, you woke you up like that skinny, thick physique,

[10:32:58] you know what I mean?

[10:33:02] Okay, sit down.

[10:33:03] I feel like you're gonna fall and like crack your head open.

[10:33:06] Dude, can you imagine?

[10:33:07] I hit my head on the table here

[10:33:09] and I just died instantly.

[10:33:11] How is that funny?

[10:33:12] Bro, that's horrible.

[10:33:14] but imagine the clip, bro, that would go fucking viral on TikTok.

[10:33:20] Bro, they returned it's like a reaction image

[10:33:23] on Instagram comments.

[10:33:25] Like it would just be my head split open

[10:33:27] with blood pouring out.

[10:33:28] Bro, oh my God, I'm about to eat, bro.

[10:33:30] Me after a four game loss streak.

[10:33:32] Bah!

[10:33:33] Yo, so I saw a rant where you were like,

[10:33:36] oh, your parents died.

[10:33:39] Winstreek, your girlfriend cheats on you.

[10:33:42] Winstreek, what was the lore of that, bro?

[10:33:44] So the law is that anything in your life can be fixed

[10:33:47] by having a win streak in League of Legends, unironically.

[10:33:50] Just like anything in your life can be ruined

[10:33:52] by having a loss streak.

[10:33:53] So like no matter how shit your life gets,

[10:33:56] if you're up LP, you don't even care.

[10:33:59] Like you can literally sit there and be told

[10:34:00] that your entire family died in a horrible car accident

[10:34:03] and that you're failing school

[10:34:05] and that your girlfriend is fucking your worst enemy

[10:34:09] and that you're sitting there and like,

[10:34:10] your dog left you for like the neighbor

[10:34:13] as they like feed the they feed the dog more but it's like if you're up five

[10:34:18] wins on the date you don't give a fuck about any of this bro you're actually

[10:34:23] right bro I'm not even kidding like that he's not he's never really wrong bro

[10:34:27] you just have to let him complete his thought bubble like guys think you're

[10:34:30] never really actually wrong though bro like bro Jimmy how many times have you

[10:34:36] sat there and you've been like you know like you lost a few games a week and

[10:34:40] And you have the most amazing, like, okay, you're rockin' the tournaments, right?

[10:34:44] That day you averaged 200,000 viewers.

[10:34:47] After shim, did you win or lose your solo queue games?

[10:34:49] I lost my solo queue games.

[10:34:51] How did you feel in months about that night?

[10:34:52] Like, shit, bro.

[10:34:54] Yes!

[10:34:55] Yes, bro!

[10:34:56] That's why, no matter how good your day is, bro,

[10:35:00] if you lose your games, it's a shit-fucking-day.

[10:35:03] If you win your games, it's a good day, miho.

[10:35:08] Bro, you're fucking right, bro.

[10:35:10] Like, oh my god, so a win streak could solve anything in life.

[10:35:14] Anything.

[10:35:15] Anything.

[10:35:16] Anything.

[10:35:19] So what if you get hit by a car, your leg gets exploded off of your body, but you get

[10:35:25] a win streak?

[10:35:26] Mom, listen, even if your leg gets hit by a car and it explodes, it doesn't matter

[10:35:31] because you still have access to both hands, bro.

[10:35:34] You don't need your legs for League of Legends, bro.

[10:35:38] my chat just said asking about the three winning lanes clip oh do you want to watch it yeah honestly

[10:35:46] yeah dude i love watching your clips bro all right three winning lanes let me see

[10:35:54] search up bro i'm so zesty right now yeah three winning lanes contest yeah

[10:35:58] Oh, there it is. Literally the first thing that comes up. Okay, I'll give it a try. Okay, wait, do you want to, like, yeah, okay, so it's gonna be the second one.

[10:36:28] about how I am mentally, unless we do like Latina women.

[10:36:33] Like I don't give a fuck!

[10:36:36] I don't just do like...

[10:36:37] Dude, honestly bro, like, you're,

[10:36:40] I don't know if you've ever even been wrong, bro.

[10:36:43] Like some people think you're crazy, like Doublelift, bro.

[10:36:46] Doublelift thinks you're crazy.

[10:36:47] But bro, when you were talking about,

[10:36:49] explain this to you one more time.

[10:36:51] Okay, so essentially guys,

[10:36:53] for those that weren't watching this stream earlier,

[10:36:55] okay?

[10:36:56] So there's a system in your questions

[10:36:58] where you have rank and you have MMR, right?

[10:37:01] MMR is a hidden system that actually dictates

[10:37:04] evo in which your rank gets placed.

[10:37:06] As a result, what happens is,

[10:37:08] is that you're sitting there, right?

[10:37:10] And you're playing games,

[10:37:12] then your MMR moves as your rank goes as well.

[10:37:15] Now it's important because depending on your win rate,

[10:37:18] it's gonna determine whether or not

[10:37:20] you're in winners or losers queue

[10:37:21] because of the concept of like,

[10:37:23] winners queue and losers queue.

[10:37:25] Because how it works is you need to always maintain

[10:37:27] How do they choose when you enter or exit winners or losers?

[10:37:32] How do they question?

[10:37:33] So that's based on if you are currently winning and what your overall win rate is.

[10:37:38] If your overall win rate is negative and you're currently losing,

[10:37:41] then that's like we need to give them wins to pump it up to 50.

[10:37:44] But if your overall win rate is positive and you're winning all your games,

[10:37:48] then they want to give you losers queue to even it out.

[10:37:53] And how does the time machine loop into this?

[10:37:56] So the time machine was said because rap games unironically as a time machine where they're able to accurately determine when people on your team are just going to decide to do the most disgusting retort on the planet.

[10:38:09] Player player. So that's the reason why sometimes you're going to have a guy that's a 99% rate smurf and then in your game, even though he only plays CMO, he's first time in some random bullshit support solo losing your team in the game.

[10:38:23] Somebody in the chat said see see who has more jiggle physics.

[10:38:30] What do you actually want to stand up?

[10:38:33] How do you touch your jiggle physics, bro? Okay.

[10:38:36] Okay, do you want to start or do I start?

[10:38:39] I think you start, bro. Okay, so what we're going to do.

[10:38:44] I'm going to turn my desk. Okay, one second.

[10:38:49] Okay, so I want you as hard as you can, okay?

[10:38:53] No, I'm starting, bro.

[10:38:55] I want you as hard as you can to just slap as, like, as hard as humanly possible.

[10:39:01] You actually want me to smack your ass.

[10:39:04] Do it.

[10:39:05] Ouch.

[10:39:06] Okay, now do an open palm, because that was a backhand.

[10:39:11] This one.

[10:39:12] But with your other hand.

[10:39:13] Yeah, as hard as you can.

[10:39:14] Right cheek?

[10:39:15] Yep.

[10:39:16] Oh!

[10:39:17] Okay, lights are on now.

[10:39:19] Okay.

[10:39:25] Ow!

[10:39:26] Oh my God!

[10:39:28] Did Faker actually do this?

[10:39:30] He did it three times.

[10:39:32] Are you ready for round two?

[10:39:37] Ow!

[10:39:38] God, bro!

[10:39:39] Are you ready for round three?

[10:39:41] Faker did this!

[10:39:43] Ah!

[10:39:46] Fuck!

[10:39:47] I will rast you that actually hurt.

[10:39:50] Listen, no pain, no gain, bro.

[10:39:53] Where's the Taco Bell?

[10:39:54] Oh, I'm gonna, wait, let me check.

[10:39:57] Bro, where's the guys outside?

[10:39:58] He just heard that.

[10:40:02] He literally dropped it off one minute ago.

[10:40:05] Wait, look, this is the current time?

[10:40:07] That's when he dropped it off.

[10:40:09] Oh, jeez, mi-ho, mi-ho.

[10:40:13] Bro, we need to chase him down in our outfits and just so he's screaming yellow, come back.

[10:40:20] Dude, look, I'm gonna return with Taco Bell.

[10:40:23] Chat.

[10:40:24] But it's a big order of yush and you might help to carry it?

[10:40:27] Nah, I got it, bro.

[10:40:28] You gotta go.

[10:40:34] God, that hand boy.

[10:40:36] Oh dude, by the way, I'm gonna face check.

[10:40:42] I'm going to face check my living room because I'm 85% sure Jasmine left a steamer on the floor.

[10:40:47] So if I'm gone for five minutes, it's because I'm cleaning shit.

[10:40:54] Jesus. Wait guys, does anybody know the bell method for dogs? That's how I actually uh,

[10:41:01] when I used to live with my parents, that's how we taught our dog to actually like go outside.

[10:41:06] Anybody know the bell method or no?

[10:41:08] No, okay, so it's how you potty train a dog. So what do you do is you get like a bell?

[10:41:14] That's all like a hook, right? And every time you you like ring it and you open the door

[10:41:20] So your dog is gonna learn over time if I hit the bell I go outside and that's how you potty train them

[10:41:29] You have a whole ass wife by the way

[10:41:31] Okay?

[10:41:32] Okay?

[10:41:33] And she has a whole ass husband, look at this shit, bro.

[10:41:39] Oh shit, I should.

[10:41:42] You didn't see that.

[10:41:45] I have three bot job masks.

[10:41:47] That's actually crazy.

[10:41:49] Is one of them dirty?

[10:41:51] Oh yeah, one of them has, I believe, licker mint of it.

[10:41:54] Wait no, because we wouldn't have you got ID.

[10:41:57] I don't know what's in it actually.

[10:42:00] No, talk about us and sell it, bro.

[10:42:05] Wait, is that it?

[10:42:07] Is that it?

[10:42:08] Bro, there's like three bags in this.

[10:42:10] Okay, really?

[10:42:12] Mio, we should have ordered more of that, so I'm just out.

[10:42:19] Bro, it smells like, it just smells so greasy.

[10:42:23] Where the bag's friggin' ripping!

[10:42:28] I want to make sure I don't leak my address.

[10:42:31] Is there any other receipts or not?

[10:42:34] Let's see.

[10:42:36] Look at the sweat stains on this.

[10:42:40] Bro, it's a Dornashio's nut stains.

[10:42:44] No, it's not!

[10:42:46] Bro, we're gonna have to start-

[10:42:49] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

[10:42:52] There's so much food in the bag that it ripped.

[10:42:56] Okay.

[10:42:57] L print.

[10:42:58] Why are you looking at a print, bro?

[10:43:03] Okay, that smells horrible.

[10:43:05] I know.

[10:43:06] Bro, you got beans on 10.

[10:43:08] I had to find some.

[10:43:10] This smells like shit.

[10:43:13] Here.

[10:43:14] Okay.

[10:43:15] Move the Bodger Blast on that box.

[10:43:17] We hope my hands hurt.

[10:43:19] Well, can you do something?

[10:43:22] Okay, bro's dictating me like I'm the slave, dude. Are we serious? Okay, move that there. Okay, sir here. Yeah

[10:43:32] Okay, bro, are you ready? All right, let's just dig in wait. No, let's get every item on first

[10:43:40] What the fuck is that item number one

[10:43:46] All this the encharito

[10:43:52] What the fuck is this?

[10:43:55] Dude, that's one of the most disgusting working things I've ever seen in my entire life

[10:44:04] Yo for all the EUs, this is fine and a cuisine you guys are jealous

[10:44:09] Hey now, what is this?

[10:44:12] Maybe like a dapper or a tortilla or some shit

[10:44:17] Yeah, what is this one? I was very like a quesadilla

[10:44:19] That's gotta be a case of the year.

[10:44:24] This one just looks like chemicals.

[10:44:26] Dude, we're gonna have something growing inside us, I believe that.

[10:44:31] Dude, we need plates, Frig.

[10:44:33] Oh wait, you eat with plates.

[10:44:37] What do you eat with?

[10:44:38] Well, I mean listen, plates are optional, all you need is the food.

[10:44:45] Do you eat with your hands, bro?

[10:44:46] Do you eat actually with your hands?

[10:44:49] You're not supposed to bro. It's tacos dude.

[10:44:51] What are you telling me you eat fucking tacos with a knife and fork?

[10:44:54] Mijo, I walked in your bathroom. There was floating bitch bubbles everywhere.

[10:45:00] You do not eat tacos with a knife and fork.

[10:45:08] I'm getting blitzed.

[10:45:10] No wrong way! Fuck!

[10:45:13] I had to barricade that door cause Jazzy Cat bursted it down.

[10:45:19] I'm Mexican, why would you even eat tacos with a knife and fork?

[10:45:28] Wait guys, did Mexican people actually create tacos?

[10:45:35] Or was it Spanish?

[10:45:37] Because like Spanish people made like the language, right?

[10:45:42] Okay, Mijo, I got you a plate.

[10:45:45] Wait, how do I get that fast?

[10:45:47] kitchen right there. All right, so do you want to try this first item? We should go one at a time.

[10:45:53] Yep, let's do it. Item number one, Chad, what is this? We need a fork. Freed. And a knife, and a knife.

[10:46:02] Two forks and a knife. One, two, and only one knife. Because the thing is that we're going to

[10:46:07] cut it in half and then we both do it at the same time. Got it.

[10:46:17] Mexicans and the Aztecs created tacos before Spaniards.

[10:46:35] Did Spaniards create spinach because it sounds low-key kind of like similar?

[10:46:45] Start getting drunk.

[10:46:46] there are no white claws left. Don't test. Yes. Oh, you're over here. I got wait. Do you

[10:46:56] want? Do you like think I was in this? I have one white claw. All right. All right. We hold

[10:47:04] up. Can you move a little bit that way? And then move a little bit this way. And then

[10:47:08] there's a plate walking the camera. Okay. Let's move the mouse too.

[10:47:12] Okay, item number one from Taco Bell.

[10:47:16] All right, I'm ready for it.

[10:47:17] Chad, what is this called?

[10:47:18] The Encherita?

[10:47:19] Encherita.

[10:47:30] What is that?

[10:47:31] Why is it red?

[10:47:31] Is it taco sauce?

[10:47:32] What's inside?

[10:47:34] Bro, there's something inside it.

[10:47:38] Chad, do you see that?

[10:47:38] Is that an onion?

[10:47:42] Thank God it's in this thing. Oh my God. Okay. Are you ready?

[10:47:54] Me, are you scammed? There's still like half left.

[10:47:56] Bring it on, Swine. Yeah. You ready? Okay. I'm waiting for you.

[10:48:01] Three, two, one.

[10:48:04] Loki not bad.

[10:48:27] I don't think that's busting.

[10:48:39] You passed me that boucho blast.

[10:48:41] There's one.

[10:48:43] Small one.

[10:48:45] Not the frozen one.

[10:48:47] I think this one is a frozen one.

[10:48:49] Fuck.

[10:48:51] Give me the big one.

[10:48:53] Ah, that is...

[10:48:55] not that good that is not that good we didn't like it bro okay went hard so what

[10:49:08] should I do with the trash now just put it in like put it off to the side like

[10:49:14] you just put it on the side over that all right case of the time

[10:49:23] Ruben, are we sure we should try like every quesadilla?

[10:49:26] It's like the same thing every time.

[10:49:27] Me, no, if they have different names, they're different.

[10:49:31] No, they're not.

[10:49:33] It's just like...

[10:49:34] Me, honey, and...

[10:49:35] Bro, look, there's like burrito supreme.

[10:49:41] Why did we get all of it?

[10:49:44] Burrito supreme, here's another fucking quesadilla.

[10:49:49] Where's the crumptrap supreme?

[10:49:50] Oh, here's the good shit.

[10:49:52] Cheesy roll up. What the fuck is that? We got a cheesy roll up.

[10:50:00] Wait, the Chagos.

[10:50:02] The Napkin? That's a junior napkin.

[10:50:04] No, I don't use napkins.

[10:50:10] Yeah, I'll take one.

[10:50:14] How do you use them?

[10:50:16] Bro.

[10:50:18] Wait, why do you have one and have like 10?

[10:50:20] Give me just throw some back on that there's more

[10:50:28] What else did we got here bro like we're not gonna there's no way we try all this grilled cheese burrito bro

[10:50:33] Did they forget the crispy chicken cantina? That's my favorite, bro

[10:50:38] Me oh can be bugging like we gotta start opening this shit, bro

[10:50:42] We're gonna be here until until the cosplay starts can't see the burrito. Yes. All right, strike

[10:50:47] it's only one you could try oh we got two grilled cheese

[10:50:57] breads okay here you can try the grilled cheese

[10:51:12] breathe it out bro we're not gonna try 15 items bro yes wait what about our

[10:51:17] dessert fuck we got the fucking no wait did we get scab bro we dead ass got

[10:51:24] scammed cat none of these look like desserts we never got the dessert oh my

[10:51:31] We didn't get it. Wait, no, you're lying. You ate it on your way here. You ate all the

[10:51:43] fucking desserts on your way here. That's why you're not hungry anymore. Bro, I, yo,

[10:51:49] I didn't eat desserts in a fucking one minute span, bro. Oh my, miho, what the fuck is

[10:51:55] this what the fuck is this bro oh my it's like it's like falling apart it's

[10:52:04] literally falling out of my hand what happened to my shell

[10:52:25] Dude, I put a burrito on the desk and it's greasing into the desk.

[10:52:33] Do you see that?

[10:52:36] Bro, this is delicious.

[10:52:39] That does.

[10:52:40] What's your favorite game ever besides League of Legends?

[10:52:44] Honestly?

[10:52:45] Dota?

[10:52:46] No.

[10:52:47] I would say don't start together.

[10:52:56] Isn't that like a friend slop game or it sounds like one kind of when our really it's like

[10:53:01] you spawn in like an area and then you have to explore the map while I surviving the

[10:53:07] elements on like not dying and also like not starving to death.

[10:53:10] What about you?

[10:53:11] I was saying Roblox.

[10:53:12] No.

[10:53:13] What about you though?

[10:53:22] My favorite game ever besides League of Legends, well League of Legends is my favorite game.

[10:53:25] No, but give it like a real answer, like...

[10:53:30] Yeah, it's my favorite game.

[10:53:33] But what's one that people would never expect that you actually played and you really enjoyed?

[10:53:39] What game would you say that you played that's like kind of underground the

[10:54:03] actually enjoyed so now I call them ring or we got like your favorite like

[10:54:07] underground in head soccer if you know you know

[10:54:11] what this head soccer

[10:54:17] for that game when I was a kid bro I used to play head soccer in my dad's car

[10:54:25] in the back of my dad's car on my phone for like fucking hours but I didn't

[10:54:31] They like discontinued that game bro. Do you want the burrito supreme bro? I wanted the dessert. It's gone

[10:54:36] But we hope we're eating half of you wait

[10:54:40] None of our strawberry bites are here

[10:54:43] None of our cinnamon twists are here none of our cinnamon bites are here literally every sweet is gone

[10:54:50] We ordered like $45 for the sweets. We just got a bunch of burritos. We hope

[10:54:55] Do not you're just

[10:54:57] Cool, I'm glad.

[10:54:59] Bro, I think he did.

[10:55:01] Is there another bag?

[10:55:03] Wait, do you want to go check?

[10:55:06] No, bro, there was one bag.

[10:55:08] Wait, Jenny, what is the door not your fucking store?

[10:55:11] Wait, what if we got the wrong order?

[10:55:12] Cause I only got one cantina taco.

[10:55:15] And whatever the fuck this is, we didn't get.

[10:55:18] Well, there's a receipt here.

[10:55:21] Read the receipt.

[10:55:24] No, look, this is the picture he said.

[10:55:25] It's going to be this bag.

[10:55:26] Yeah, it is. Read the receipt.

[10:55:29] Yeah, so it says one cinnabon to pack, one cinnabon to...

[10:55:33] Gone!

[10:55:34] Yeah.

[10:55:35] Gone.

[10:55:36] One strawberry cinnabon.

[10:55:38] Gone.

[10:55:39] One shared beef dip.

[10:55:42] Maybe here?

[10:55:43] Nacho cheese, DLT, like...

[10:55:45] It's everything that we ordered.

[10:55:47] But I don't think anybody's like, actually, here though.

[10:55:52] Bro, I was so pumped for the desserts.

[10:55:55] They're all gone. Okay, but you know why that why it's broken though? Because I can just like

[10:56:00] issue a refund and then it's like we got the whole meal for free.

[10:56:13] Bro, but is that even like, is that even the dashers fault?

[10:56:17] I don't know. The dashers aren't the ones that like pay for it. Like if you sit there and

[10:56:21] new like refund and it's typically on the uh on the uh like the company

[10:56:29] champ, i feel like it's not even the dash's fault though because isn't he just picking up a bag

[10:56:32] that's already like made? yeah no it says bro literally everything's gone everything

[10:56:41] we did get the enturido bro the chocolate fudge and caramel empanadas gone cinnamon twist

[10:56:47] gone bro cinnamon delights gone strawberry cinnamon delights gone

[10:56:51] there's no sweets miho miho miho can we just fucking continue the lockdown bro bro i'm depressed

[10:56:59] but yes bro sorry i can't see the what the fuck even is this dude do the one that you open this one

[10:57:06] yeah do you want to cut it in half yeah just like break it in half of like your hands

[10:57:12] fucking knife oh yeah all right which one do you want to give me? keep the big one bro

[10:57:22] all right so I think this is a steak one

[10:57:31] fuck that's good

[10:57:35] that is delicious

[10:57:42] So, what do you want to be doing in five years, bro?

[10:57:48] In five years.

[10:57:55] Playing league.

[10:57:59] Playing ball with my kids in the park.

[10:58:02] Playing ball.

[10:58:03] Yep.

[10:58:06] Just tossing the ball around, bro.

[10:58:09] You have a kid?

[10:58:10] No.

[10:58:11] He's had five years though.

[10:58:15] Man, that's kind of wholesome, bro.

[10:58:18] What do you want to be doing?

[10:58:21] I don't know.

[10:58:24] I think probably just what I'm doing now.

[10:58:27] This one feels heavy.

[10:58:30] What is it about doing what you do that makes you feel so fulfilled?

[10:58:38] Um, I don't know, I think it's just like,

[10:58:44] if I didn't stream, I'd be pretty bored, you know?

[10:58:50] Well, I think with this, right?

[10:58:54] You've made a lot of money so far.

[10:58:56] If you didn't feel like more motivation,

[10:58:58] you wouldn't even be doing stuff like this, you know?

[10:59:01] Yeah.

[10:59:01] Cause you could just be co-signing.

[10:59:02] So like, what makes you want to do more?

[10:59:05] don't make too much of a like.

[10:59:20] Can you?

[10:59:21] You know, they've added in our fucking food, I'm sorry.

[10:59:24] Yo, this might be like,

[10:59:28] I'm up there with a lot of twists and turns, man.

[10:59:32] Sorry, what was your question?

[10:59:33] I got completely blindsided.

[10:59:35] No, I was just saying, I was just saying, like, what is it about streaming that makes you want to like keep pushing because like, you've already made the money, right? So, like, why do you want to keep going from one?

[10:59:48] Um, I think when I was a kid, I, my first dream that I ever want to do was play football and then that didn't work because I didn't hit puberty till I was 17.

[11:00:01] So I quit when I was 16 because I was a

[11:00:04] 4 foot 11 right wing going against like six foot tall center back with the mustaches who were driving to practice

[11:00:11] but then I was like

[11:00:12] Sports are stupid because sports I can be better than somebody

[11:00:16] But then if they just have good RNG and their balls drop then yeah, I should not accept

[11:00:21] Yeah, but gaming it doesn't matter if you're short tall fat skinny like if you just put in hours and get good at gaming

[11:00:27] So then I got really in the siege

[11:00:29] Um, I started streaming Siege and I was like, I really want to do this. And then it didn't work for like 2 years and it's just something I always wanted to do.

[11:00:40] Like, it's not even about like a money thing. Like, I don't.

[11:00:43] Obviously, I don't stream for money. Like, I can, yeah, I can retire, but I just like streaming.

[11:00:48] You know, it's something I always wanted you as a kid.

[11:00:51] So now it's like, now that I'm an adult and I'm able to do it.

[11:00:54] I don't want to like fuck that up.

[11:00:56] Do you know what I mean?

[11:00:56] But what is it about this?

[11:00:57] I guess the fact that it gets like spent time with people,

[11:00:59] sit there and like talk about like ideas,

[11:01:01] make people laugh, like say jokes.

[11:01:03] Like it's like with streaming,

[11:01:06] you can like do anything and just put your all into it.

[11:01:11] And it allows you to like use creativity.

[11:01:14] Like with some jobs,

[11:01:18] like if I worked a job

[11:01:19] and I was just doing the same thing every day,

[11:01:21] it would suck.

[11:01:22] But with streaming, I could just do like,

[11:01:25] I could put all my creativity into it, you know?

[11:01:27] Yes, sorry, sorry.

[11:01:28] The reason why I'm laughing is just like,

[11:01:31] before it's happening, Mr. Greeny,

[11:01:35] because we just had a whole talk about, by yourself.

[11:01:39] We're not getting out.

[11:01:45] I literally, literally have a beat to it.

[11:01:47] I was just, you know, you didn't blow it up.

[11:01:52] Okay, but yeah, no serious thing that it's like, bro, just grab anything there.

[11:02:02] Grab it any.

[11:02:03] It's a Gordito Supreme.

[11:02:04] Um, yes, like the creativity and all that kind of stuff.

[11:02:10] I just want to like have an idea and then do it.

[11:02:14] Yeah.

[11:02:15] Yeah.

[11:02:16] Even like this dream, this one's just like an idea, you know.

[11:02:18] Yeah.

[11:02:19] So what's something you feel like you haven't done yet that you would really want

[11:02:21] to do one day?

[11:02:22] Somebody said, somebody said nice, somebody said nice tits, dude.

[11:02:48] I've been streamed for 11 hours.

[11:02:53] I'm about done, bro.

[11:02:54] That's what we eat the desserts about.

[11:02:58] It's in there somewhere.

[11:03:01] You said maybe it's in there somewhere?

[11:03:03] No, it's, dude, it's long fucking gone, bro.

[11:03:09] Bro, have half of this for a digital supreme with me.

[11:03:13] Bro, I don't know.

[11:03:13] It's all you, bro.

[11:03:14] All you, I'm talking like, dude, I don't,

[11:03:17] I'm depressed, bro.

[11:03:18] Chad, I was looking forward to my little caramel thing.

[11:03:26] Oh, there's another thing here.

[11:03:27] Wait, but you've got something that's...

[11:03:30] You think our dessert is in the quesadilla bag?

[11:03:34] I'm gonna have this one, it's a lasso.

[11:03:37] It's not, bro.

[11:03:38] I'm gonna go throw my plate away.

[11:03:39] I need to clean this.

[11:03:42] Ready to want me to help?

[11:03:45] If you want to.

[11:03:47] What do you want me to do?

[11:03:53] You know, normally when I talk about I feel like shit.

[11:03:57] But now I feel like dog shit.

[11:04:00] But we didn't even get the fucking synophons.

[11:04:03] Wait, what are you sending message to talk about?

[11:04:16] You say this is my birthday.

[11:04:19] And you fucking ruined it.

[11:04:24] All right, bro, if you want to help, get all the, we need to get a trash bag and an actual

[11:04:47] food bag because I'm going to put the food bag in the fridge and then the trash bag in

[11:04:50] the trash.

[11:04:51] Throw the trash back there. I'll help. I'm gonna put this away first.

[11:04:55] Give me your plate. I'll put away your plate.

[11:04:58] Put all the trash in that in the white bag.

[11:05:02] No, all the food in the white bag, all the trash in the brown bag.

[11:05:06] I'll help.

[11:05:08] Wait, wrong way. God damn it.

[11:05:09] Thomas, you don't want this?

[11:05:10] Wait, how do I flip?

[11:05:12] All right. I got it.

[11:05:13] I got it.

[11:05:17] All right.

[11:05:21] Oh, shut up.

[11:05:28] Guys, you got food in this bag, right?

[11:05:47] eat more. I think I'm generally going to throw up if I do. Oh god.

[11:05:55] Bro, I got drunk today and then I started vinging on Taco Bell.

[11:06:08] Dude, and then I'm going to take this one and probably burn. I'm going to burn this.

[11:06:13] This is gonna be like 80% of it. It's just too much onions, bro. It's like all onions

[11:06:21] All right, that's the trash bag. Yeah, okay. Give me that I'll throw that away. Wait, wait, that's a food bag

[11:06:27] Wait, we'll block the camera. I think oh shit

[11:06:30] Here out. That's a food bag. Yes. I got it. Is that all food? Yeah. All right. I'm back

[11:06:35] more white claws now no you guys aren't sad after literally one white claw I was

[11:06:58] literally feeling like I was about to throw up and I'm not like saying that

[11:07:01] just to like just to say like I'm being dead serious I genuinely felt like I was in a subcube game

[11:07:07] We're going to stop with a hot blast.

[11:07:36] I was like looking over and I just see these like white or these like pink like lightening

[11:07:46] summer and I was like, oh, show me this is on the bottom of the water.

[11:07:51] So I actually wanted to tell you, my sister's friends come over here every night and they're

[11:07:56] normally like chilling out there.

[11:07:59] So when I was prancing around in this outfit like 35 minutes ago, just getting to Taco

[11:08:04] Bell, I thought there was a chance they might see me.

[11:08:06] did they and i'm no they didn't they weren't even here but like just like seeing me like this running to

[11:08:11] top of l bro lowkey you should make it a thing where every night you just jump scare them in that

[11:08:17] outfit bro no i want to be a w host bro okay it's kind of clean okay let me throw away the trash

[11:08:25] back yo bro you're a great guest bro thank you chance the canadian manners chat rom did not

[11:08:31] offer to help with wing style bro I'm just let me fucking figure it out let me

[11:08:36] tell this way I got W Canadian man I'm gonna shit myself that was horrible

[11:08:43] wait bro we stopped the boho blasts

[11:08:46] God damn it!

[11:08:56] Oh wait guys wait was I literally just like oh shit

[11:09:00] Because like I keep forgetting he has the he has a junk cam

[11:09:16] Invisible dick.

[11:09:23] Alright, I'm back.

[11:09:26] Alright, good job, bud.

[11:09:29] How's it going?

[11:09:31] Bro, we gotta figure out who gets to have the frozen Baja Blast.

[11:09:37] You mean who's gonna have heart palpitations at three in the morning?

[11:09:41] You mean who's gonna have heart palpitations at three in the morning?

[11:09:45] Right I need to move this cup chair bro that your brother brought in.

[11:09:48] Oh wait I'll move all of it.

[11:09:49] Alright you want a three two one this thing?

[11:09:51] Alright yeah. Wait okay do you want me to go on this side I go on this side.

[11:09:55] Three?

[11:09:56] Wait.

[11:09:57] Three two one.

[11:09:58] Alright got it.

[11:09:59] Oh shit.

[11:10:00] Oh fuck.

[11:10:01] I guess.

[11:10:02] You got it?

[11:10:03] Alright.

[11:10:04] Alright.

[11:10:05] Alright.

[11:10:06] Alright.

[11:10:07] Wait a minute.

[11:10:08] Okay there we go.

[11:10:09] I got her now.

[11:10:11] Yep.

[11:10:11] All right, now I'll push back this way.

[11:10:13] Thank you, bro.

[11:10:15] Oh, wait.

[11:10:15] I'll slow you down.

[11:10:33] Bro, Diddy.

[11:10:34] Yo.

[11:10:35] Why are there like wrapping strings

[11:10:36] of toilet paper in your bedroom?

[11:10:39] Bro, ignore everything, don't test, listen bro, you need help, okay we're gonna put this

[11:10:50] shit on, the toilet paper, oh no because it's like after substance abuse, trash can, right

[11:10:55] there, many one many one, don't test, yep, tomorrow we begin the journey of not ending

[11:11:06] this broadcast until I reach Silver and League of Legends.

[11:11:11] Yes.

[11:11:11] Do you think it's going to happen?

[11:11:14] I said before and I'll say it again.

[11:11:17] You're going to be Silver in two days.

[11:11:21] For real.

[11:11:23] OK, listen.

[11:11:26] Can I explain to you why I think it's going to be the case?

[11:11:31] And I want you to clock it every time you hear a fax, OK?

[11:11:34] Got it.

[11:11:34] Explain.

[11:11:35] And pace.

[11:11:36] All right, so the reason why it's gonna be the case

[11:11:38] that we had suffered in two days, I might explain,

[11:11:41] is because you've never had a 12 hour demon grand session.

[11:11:45] Never.

[11:11:45] Now, think of it this way, in iron and bronze,

[11:11:49] games typically allow you to-

[11:11:50] Why do you roll your eyes when you say bronze?

[11:11:52] Do you insinuate with the same rank?

[11:11:54] It's similar.

[11:11:55] So the thing is that iron and bronze are similar, right?

[11:11:59] Typically, you're gonna have like 30 mini games, right?

[11:12:02] So that means every hour you can play two games.

[11:12:05] If we're doing now, RiotKnight's dog shit, all sort of dodging,

[11:12:09] maybe every hour you play 1.5 games.

[11:12:14] Okay, so let's say that in a 12 hour session,

[11:12:16] you play 18 games, 18, right?

[11:12:19] If you game 20 LP a game, 18 times two is what?

[11:12:23] I get 18 LP a game.

[11:12:26] Okay, what's 18 times two?

[11:12:28] 36, 36.

[11:12:29] So multiply it up by 10, what is it?

[11:12:32] That would be 360 LP if I went 10 and 0. Exactly.

[11:12:36] But now the thing about that 360 that you have to understand is that that 360 is

[11:12:41] literally an entire division. So if you could just have a ton of,

[11:12:48] you're talking it a little too hard right now. Okay. Okay.

[11:12:51] So the thing is that if you have one really good day,

[11:12:55] you're instantly like on the bone, if you have a perfect date,

[11:12:59] You're silver and you have a really good day. You're bronze to 89 LP, right? So, Jim, you are literally getting it sober in two days, bro. Somebody said it. Why am I bricked?

[11:13:12] Okay, so, Chad, let me just walk you guys through the plan tomorrow.

[11:13:19] We are going to start this live streaming broadcast at around 4 to 5 PM EST call it 5 PM EST.

[11:13:25] I'm going to be Warwick also known as JD Wick.

[11:13:28] Don't says it's going to be Lulu.

[11:13:30] I've already looked at the cosplay that he even has a wand.

[11:13:33] Don't says it's going to be Lulu.

[11:13:34] I'm going to be Warwick.

[11:13:36] And we're going to pop out at 5.

[11:13:38] We're going to pop out at 5 PM.

[11:13:40] And the first thing we're going to do is rip fan mail.

[11:13:43] And then after we rip fan mail, we're

[11:13:44] going right into the most disgusting league of legends

[11:13:46] grind you've ever seen.

[11:13:48] I'm talking 10, 12 hours a day,

[11:13:50] shitting on stream, jerking off on stream.

[11:13:52] We're not leaving until I'm silver.

[11:13:55] Locked!

[11:13:56] Okay, now, Jenny, there's something that you're gonna have to ask your viewers right now.

[11:14:01] I need some more-

[11:14:01] HAHAH!

[11:14:03] I wanna be silver and beak!

[11:14:06] Okay, are you listening, though?

[11:14:07] Yes.

[11:14:09] So, Riot recently added something to the game card-

[11:14:14] Somebody said it's a fever train.

[11:14:16] No, this is real life, bucko, so strap on.

[11:14:19] Okay, so, Jenny, come here, stand next to me.

[11:14:21] Put your hand like this.

[11:14:24] Put my hand on your hip?

[11:14:25] No, no, put your hand on your hip like this, okay?

[11:14:29] Now pull to the side.

[11:14:32] I mean, how does that happen with silver, bro?

[11:14:36] Bro, let me explain, okay?

[11:14:38] So the thing is that Riot recently added this new thing

[11:14:41] to the game called Ranked Vibes,

[11:14:43] which essentially means that you can jump

[11:14:45] in with like flash,

[11:14:47] but you're lost for like sometimes up to five hours

[11:14:49] at a time.

[11:14:50] And apparently, Hums was telling me

[11:14:53] that Tyler would be down tomorrow at 9 p.m. to do it.

[11:14:59] Ranked fives, if we would want to.

[11:15:02] So you actually have the choice

[11:15:04] if we do ranked fives tomorrow at 9

[11:15:09] or if we just do solo queue.

[11:15:13] But isn't that memicky if I do ranked fives?

[11:15:16] What do you mean?

[11:15:17] It's never just get boosted.

[11:15:19] I'm just not having a rocket lead.

[11:15:23] No, we should do we should do a solo to silver and then after I get silver and you're back

[11:15:32] in Canada ranked last.

[11:15:34] All right, deal.

[11:15:36] We have no time to waste.

[11:15:38] You're actually right.

[11:15:40] Every hour counts.

[11:15:41] Clock that shit.

[11:15:43] Hi, vice.

[11:15:44] Turn your camera on and start talking at two.

[11:15:48] If I'm not silver by the end of this, bro, I'm going to kill myself and kill

[11:15:53] intense in game but if I'm not

[11:16:01] in game yeah are you gonna like start off by killing yourself or by killing me

[11:16:09] in game we'll have to see what happens but it's not going to be a problem because I'm

[11:16:14] going to be silver bro yeah that's the thing it's about winners mindset and winning bro how'd you

[11:16:19] you get challenger because it's all I did for like ten years. Exactly this guy threw away his

[11:16:25] entire life to be challenger bro that's the type of passion that I need to be on if I want to be

[11:16:32] challenger as well. True like Jamesy if you want to hit challenger you genuinely sit there. Hi guys

[11:16:39] end the stream on YouTube because we're about to do a dance party. Okay Jamesy if you want to hit

[11:16:43] challenger you're not going to have a headset so you're not going to be able to hear the audio

[11:16:46] So it's gonna be really weird.

[11:16:47] That's why I can like make it work.

[11:16:49] So, Genesee, if you want to hit Challenger,

[11:16:51] you have to whip out your penis right now

[11:16:53] and start helicopter-dicking it,

[11:16:55] or else it's not gonna happen, bro.

[11:16:58] Can I do this off camera?

[11:17:00] Maybe have to do it right now in front of everybody.

[11:17:04] So for me to hit Challenger,

[11:17:05] I have to whip out my penis and do a helicopter?

[11:17:08] Yes.

[11:17:09] Well, it was sitting till you spin me right around.

[11:17:12] I'm gonna pass on this,

[11:17:13] but what I will do,

[11:17:15] Highlights play the way by Ariana Grande and Mac Miller.

[11:17:45] you

[11:18:15] you

[11:18:45] you

[11:19:15] you

[11:19:45] you

[11:20:15] I

[11:20:45] I

[11:20:56] Talk about sitting in my stomach like a rock all right chat. We're off, bro

[11:21:01] We're gonna see y'all boys

[11:21:04] at 5 p.m. bro

[11:21:07] Tomorrow

[11:21:09] Tomorrow it starts

[11:21:11] So be there or be square or be fucking square, baby

[11:21:17] 5 p.m. EST. I will be warwick. He will be Lulu. This is locked in bro. He will have a wand

[11:21:24] After that chat the marathon begins. We're talking nightly sleeping streams potentially joking

[11:21:31] Shower streams every single day. I

[11:21:35] Don't have a shower can set up separate showers

[11:21:41] But, chat, we're gonna see y'all boys, bro.

[11:21:45] Like, we're gonna see y'all boys tomorrow.

[11:21:48] Chat, if you enjoyed your stay W stream.

[11:21:53] High-bives, end of the stream with aura.

[11:21:59] High-bives, end of the stream with aura.

[11:22:07] High-bives, this is getting hot word.

[11:22:09] High-bives, end of the stream with aura.

[11:22:11] Hope you're so happy, Jinx!