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I'm an hour late because I was fishing, bro.
Aloe vera?
Chad, is aloe vera work, bro?
I look like shit.
Oh my God.
Holy fuck, dude.
The sun had its way with me.
Oh God.
Guys, my whole body is in pain, y'all.
My whole body is in pain.
Oh my God.
Bro, chat, I was on the boat, I had a couple of beers,
time sort of flew by, and then before I knew it,
I was like a burnt up tomato, bro.
Chat, my entire body is,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
everything hurts, bro.
See, but chat, this right here is proof
that I will always go live.
God almighty that hurts!
Fuck!
Woo!
Woo!
Fuck!
Chat, yo, like I'm burnt as a bitch, bro.
I'm burnt as a bitch.
It's fake.
Yeah, bro, I did an AI sunburn.
Yeah, bro, it's AI sunburns, bro.
Now chat, big news, bro.
First and foremost, was anybody watching Spain
sauce to you. Holy shit. Brutal log there. Brutal log in that department. Now, Jack, listen up, bro.
Did you catch any fish? We did not catch any fish, but we did catch a buzz, so we caught something.
Now chat.
Why should we spend Saturday night alone when I can't got you on the phone pick you up make it up as we go
chat
I'm sunburnt bro like this is gonna be a full-on tomato stream. I'm just letting y'all boys know
The fish mugged you that doesn't even make sense
um
late you're late
Ronaldo playing today, I know Ronaldo playing in two hours chat, Ronaldo playing in two hours, now chat listen, bro
Man up sissy. Yo, buddy. If you're saying man up, you've never had an excruciating sunburn
This right here. It's like a fucking third-degree bird, bro
I'm burnt to a crisp
What do you mean man up now chat?
Listen, bro. Ask y'all boys. Nice biceps. Thank you, man
Chad, I listen to that bro, listen, July 18, no, not 18, July 12th is the
Fortnite program tournament. Chad, do y'all want to know who my duo is? Try to
guess bro. Try to guess who my duo is. I'm gonna see if anybody can guess. So
I should be spent Saturday and I don't know you're the biggest sissy. I know okay swinger be swung big about get the
Ron Ron is not a pro
Chat
July 12th
Fortnite pro am tournament my duo is
Falcon Pollo
Are we gonna win the tournament be honest I heard he's like the best player in the world with Pete, bro
Are we going to win the third of them, bro?
Chow, I'm going to do a little bit of Fortnite practicing, bro.
No, you're too ass.
You're ass.
Pollo, yes, bro.
So my team for the Fortnite Pro M, our duo is me and Pollo, bro.
It's like one pro, one creative, a reload.
It's in Dallas.
I'm going to be there.
Now, Chow, the other thing, bro, I'm going to be locked in.
I'm going to be locked in.
The other thing, everybody says, oh, Jinxie, you don't watch football.
You're like, blah, blah, blah, and y'all are not wrong because I've been basically watching
half of the World Cup games through Google.com because I've been streaming.
July 11th, we are going to World Cup quarter finals game.
July 15th, we're going to World Cup semifinals game.
And July 19th, we're going to World Cup finals, bro.
Locked, literally locked.
So the schedule coming up, bro, is real simple.
It's real simple, dude.
I'm gonna get my green screen.
Hi, Brian, can you fix camera?
Yeah, I'm going, bro.
I'm dead ass going.
I've never, I've only been in a one football game
and I've never been to a World Cup game.
Pick it up as we go, long chat.
Me flows.
So I'm gonna give you all boys the schedule man. I'm gonna give y'all boys the schedule because we got four big streams coming up in about two weeks
yo
Also chat we get silver in League of Legends if you were in the stream yesterday type of one
If you're horny type of two if you're not horny type of three if you're confused by the question type of four now chat
Stream schedule bro stream schedule in July bro
Big it up as we go long chat July 11
World Cup quarter finals IRL
World Cup I'm excited bro. I'm fucking
Fucking
I'm fucking pump bro. I'm not even gonna lie to you like
Bro, I'm fucking pumped that ass. I never been never been to a World Cup game
Probably never will bro ever again because this one is in my country, bro
World Cup quarterfinals IRL
with
Marlin Ron Lacey bro locked
Lock lock lock. We're all gonna be streaming that July 12th the next day, bro
I'm gonna be in
Dallas for the fortnight pro m. Oh my god, I'm most types almost have something else
Jedi, okay, okay, Jedi 11 is the fortnight pro or July 12th for that program
With poyo is my duo my duo is poyo lot, bro
I'm gonna be like I talked to awesome. Like so are they gonna like give us a teammate or should we ask?
And he's like, I'll just ask so I dm poyo on twitter and I was like, yo you want to be my duo and he's like sure bro
I'm down. So that's a lot. Then chat. This is July 15th, bro. I'm going to be in Atlanta.
Wait, hold up. This is in Dallas. This is in Miami. July 15th, I'm going to be in Atlanta
for World Cup semifinals, which if Messi makes it, I'll be able to see Messi in person for the first
time with my old eyes as a kid like ever since I was like five or six years old like that guy been
my hypo bro dead ass so like or maybe like eight but that guy been my idol bro and if I can see him
with my eyes that's gonna be insane like dead ass so July 15th world cup semifinals irel though
because you guys are right bro I'm low-key lark lark lark so for lark baros because I've basically
been watching all of the football games through Google, like half of the World Cup games because
I've been doing gaming shit, bro. How about I just call him? Hi, Brian. Talk to me, bro.
Hey, James. How's it going, bro? Yo, microphone seems to be tapping when you keep tapping on the
desk. Is there a way you could fix the... I won't tap on it. No, but it seems to be like maybe
out of balance or something. Oh, let me centralization it. How does this sound? This is in
in the center of the napkin.
Let me show it.
So while I shoot, how's that sound, Hi-Vides?
Yeah, she's good.
Okay.
Yo, Hi-Vides, bro, I'm sunburnt, dude.
I know, I see you, bro.
First time you went outside in what, like,
two months, three months?
It's not, no, it's not about outside.
It's about shirtless in the sun for five hours, bro.
I'm cooked.
like a burnt tomato. What an evil thing to say bro legitimately you don't kick a man
while he's down bro I'm burnt up to a crisp. I'm probably not gonna be able to sleep tonight
bro do you understand I'm gonna lay down and my back's gonna burn motherfucker. I don't
That's out of era. No.
Yeah. You need to grab a whole bunch of aloe and what about how is your boyfriend?
Jinxie. Uh, I don't have a boyfriend. I'm well, like, what are these chats?
Yeah, I'm doing good. Thanks for, okay. Okay. Bro. Hi guys, bro.
Um, buddy, yo, I'm, my teammate is Pollo for fortnight.
Do you think I'm winning? What do you think bro? It's literally fortnight pro am
bro. I mean me and Pollo.
See there's two sides of the story. There's plenty of amazing players on their mentions.
What's up with the chuckle? What's up with the chuckle?
Oh, bro, I'm a fucking... I can edit and shit, bro.
But I can build, I can edit.
It's...
I don't know. He's got to have an amazing day and you got to have an okay day.
He's got to have as good as you get.
Bro, high-fives. Just gaslight me, bro.
Tell me I'm going to win. Just fucking gaslight me, dude.
You want to go to the quarterfinals.
Bro, you know we like, like, bro, you could go if you want to go, bro.
Yeah, I could pay for that. Yeah, I could do that.
High-vives, bro. We have room if you want to go, bro.
Yeah. Hey, let's do it. You going to give it to PJ down or what?
Dude, no, bro. Get a flight, bro, but I'll pay for your flight, bro.
But you got to come to the game.
Nice, sir. All right. Yeah, I don't know.
Chat, should high-vives go to the World Cup quarterfinals?
That could be Cameron.
Um, I think my brother's gonna be camera man. You'll be able to watch the game though. Oh
Hell yeah, so I'll just be there for parties. Yes, bro
Um, if you want to go bro if you want to go because we're gonna have room
Yes, bro, yes, but like don't do none of that troll bullshit, bro like please
None of that like if you come to the game, bro, just get a beer have a good time, bro
I'm not doing this IRL troll bullshit for my first World Cup game. All right. Great. Now,
I'm the most cursed man on the planet when it comes to the World Cup. Now,
I bet on Team USA, things went great. Team USA won. After that, I bet on Germany, they lost.
I bet on Japan's favorites, they lost. I bet on Team USA, they lost against Turkey. Then,
I've been on Germany again. Let me stop you right there
Why the fuck would you bet on USA on a game where we were sitting half of our starters? Are you crazy, bro?
Do you have ball that's like betting on a preseason NFL game, bro? That's degeneracy
Because I'm delusional and I'm American
So I thought we were gonna win and unfortunately it didn't work out. But jim see
What team are you down for like in the quarterfinals?
Well, the game we're going to the game we're going to there, I believe I believe USA could
make it to that game. Unless I'm tweeting. No, no, it's not. No, the game we're going
to is I believe England, Brazil, most likely England, Brazil. So I'll probably go for England.
Yeah, I'll order an England jersey and
who's Jersey are you going to get bro for England?
Um, um, I just forget his name.
Are you clip?
Are you searching something up right?
Are you typing?
No, no.
Are you typing, bro?
You're literally searching.
I'm searching up player names right now on Google.
What type of LARP even is this, bro?
Harry Kane.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my god.
62190 from England.
Bro, hi guys.
Yo, yo, dead ass, bro.
Listen, yo, if you wanna come to the game, bro,
come to the game.
Hi guys.
Book of flights on July 11th, bro.
All right, fly into like the 10th or something.
Fly into Miami the night of the 10th. Hi guys, I'll meet you there, bro. I'll meet you at the game
I'll get you a high guys. I'll get you a ticket to the game and pay for your flight, bro, and you'll be with us
Nice. Can you first class?
Yes
Bro, but listen if you come because I'm gonna add you to this list right now
Bro, if you come none of this troll bullshit, bro, get a beer and just have a good time, bro
Again, do I ever troll?
I'm not really a trolly kind of guy. I'm more of like a chill.
What in the fuck? Yo bro, you're like the trolliest guy I know, bro.
You're literally the trolliest fucking guy I know, bro.
Oh, hey, Ron's here to do that? Oh, hell yeah.
Okay, wait, so have you ever met Ron or Lacey or Marlon? Any of them?
No, no.
Dude, if you go to the game high-fives, you have to try to mug Marlon, bro.
Try to mug him.
so you're telling me maybe okay yeah so maybe for the couple days coming up maybe i worked out a
little bit in shape bro miho you're gonna need a couple of months bro just high-bives get a fresh
cut get a fresh shape and just try to get a good angle and good lighting and try to mock marlin
easy i got that bro yeah i'm gonna be sitting right next to you bro right yes bro you're
You're going to be with us, bro.
No, I'm sitting right next to Jens, you ready?
You'll be with us, like in our vicinity.
Oh, all right, we'll figure it out when we get there.
All right, Jens, love you, bro.
Love you, bro, I'll see you in a minute.
Chat, did I have 15 World Cup semifinals in Atlanta?
Probably going to be like, I'm not going to lie.
Probably going to be England, Brazil, bro,
or England, Argentina.
This is probably gonna be like Chad who's better. Mm-hmm lowkey Brazil's probably better
South American clash of Titans here seven finals and then July 19th is
Probably gonna be World Cup fight. I'm gonna be streaming IRL World Cup finals like Chad's locked. It's locked, bro
Now chat, you guys probably be like, JC, like, how do you, how are you already know the teams, bro?
Because I just have ball knowledge, bro. This is what's going to happen.
Now chat, here's the thing.
France, this is what I'll say about the World Cup, bro.
France, in terms of raw talent, is the most talented team.
But the most well-rounded team is Argentina.
They're it's not even like a talent thing. It's just they're the best team
They have the best teamwork, bro. But you know what I'm saying Jack
No one asked dipshit idiot Valhalla with the ten gifted subs
She don't tell me Valhalla on the chat
Jack almost Spain hasn't conceded one goal. It's gonna be Brazil versus Mexico by the way
Wait what oh
Oh, you guys think Mexico's gonna be England?
Here, you know what chat? Honestly, that's not even a crazy shout from y'all
like
Nah, England's beating Mexico chat. Nah, England's beating Mexico. I'm gonna be honest with you, bro
Harry Kane is him. Yo, I was wrong about Harry Kane, bro. Yo, I was fucking way wrong
Harry Kane's like
Not even top ten, bro. That motherfucker's top five, bro. That motherfucker's top five in the world, bro. Like that ass
Um, so yeah, bro, basically y'all are right. I have been live live live. I have basically been
commenting on World Cup games that haven't even watched, bro. I've watched probably half the
games, the other half I've literally watched through Google. You can't blame me. I was doing
Elden Ring. I was doing fucking league, but now we're going to do no marathons for like a whole
last month and we're going to be traveling, bro. Probably four IRL streams. This will be IRL into
gaming this will be IRL this will be IRL this will be IRL. Like bro I'm gonna be at the World Cup finals y'all like lot
And it's gonna be Argentina France and my god is that gonna be cinema cuz those are the two best teams bro
France was already broken and then Odyse exploded as a player
So now France is just a glitch. France is literally a fucking glitch
But Argentina they have messy bro and they have a whole team that just works through him
And it's just beautiful bro. Like I love that team. So what I'm gonna do. Oh, also Bolo red card. What the fuck was that call?
chat
Last night after I got it off
League I was able to watch the second half of the USA game. What the fuck was that call?
How is that a red card?
deny I dead ass
Check. This right here is some of the worst officiating I've ever seen in my entire life, bro.
This is some of the worst officiating I've ever seen in my entire fucking life.
So the thing about a red card, bro, is it has to be intentional. Like it has to be intentionally
a dirty play. 99% of red cards have to be intentional.
This was completely unintentional 50-50 challenge, she's not even looking at the player.
He's obviously trying to not step on his fucking leg.
Like what is this called?
How is this a red?
This should be a yellow bro, completely unintentional.
So now bro, USA is versing Belgium bro.
And chat for that game, we're gonna do a watch along.
I'm not gonna go to the game, but I'm gonna watch with y'all.
That is the thing bro.
So there's a couple of things about this game.
First off, let's just address the 900 pound elephant
in the room.
Dude, the wind probability is dead tide.
The wind probability is dead tide.
That's crazy.
Listen, let's address the 900 pound elephant in the room.
First off, Belgium's a good team.
Belgium's a good team.
Period, end of story, bro.
Belgium's a good team.
Our top goal scorer in the tournament
should not have gotten a red card.
He should have got either no card or a yellow,
but now he has a red.
So our top goal scorer can't play.
And it's going to be one of those things
that everybody forgets about.
And it's like, oh yeah, like whatever.
But it's like, if we had this guy,
I'd feel way more confident, bro.
Bottle has like what, four goals?
How many goals does he have?
See how many goals he scored, three or four?
He scored three goals like bro these guys are top goal scorer and he's not gonna be able to play against Belgium
It's a little bit annoying, but yes this game 8 p.m.
Chalm gonna watch this with child boys bro
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go live at like three private gaming and then we'll watch this at eight row locked
And then yeah, bro the 11th were IRL bro IRL quarterfinals IRL semi-finals IRL finals
I'm going to be in four states in eight days, four states in a week, bro.
I'm going to be in Miami, Dallas, Atlanta, New Jersey, bro.
New Jersey.
I might swing by Bayone.
I might swing by Bayone, New Jersey and check in with Los and Watt.
I might swing by Bayone, but yes, I'll be in Jersey, man.
So chat, I'm fired up, bro.
Diamond Jim.
All right, next subject, chat, listen up, bro, speaking of Diamond Jim, speaking of
working out, bro, I might, when I'm in New Jersey, I might swing by Diamond Jim.
You never know.
I might swing by, bro, but speaking of Diamond Jims, bro, speaking of working out, we got
it a banger video today, chat.
Now, this is something I always wanted to do, bro.
This is literally something I always wanted to do, man.
I worked out like David Goggins for 100 days,
and honestly, I might watch this video and try to do this.
Like this is something I wanna try to do, bro.
Seriously.
I worked out like David Goggins for 100 days.
Everybody lock in, let's go.
Wait, it's easy.
At least that's what my doctor told me.
He also told me I'm obese and prediabetic.
I thought that doctor was supposed to help me
not just roast me. Apparently I gained over 30 pounds of pure fat over the past.
What is more important in terms of physique chat?
Is it your exercise or what you eat? Wrong and wrong.
Some people just have natural metabolism, bro. Some people don't.
Bro, I know some people and low key. I was one of them when I was younger.
I could eat like five pizzas and feel nothing and gain no weight.
I swear half of your weight, you guys can call me fat.
I don't care.
Half of your weight is RNG of if you have good metabolism
or bad metabolism.
Working out helps, eating right helps,
but at the end of the day, bro,
metabolism is king.
For realsies.
The years for no one cares.
You guys are saying cope, cope, cope, so for chat.
I'm not fat, I just could be skinnier.
No reason, but it's time to get my life back on track.
So for the next 100 days,
I'm going to do the hardest workout I've ever heard of.
So I hope this isn't clickbait,
and I hope he actually does David Goggins workouts
because David Goggins is a psycho.
Bro, he'll wake up at five in the morning
and run for six miles, like he's a psycho.
You see how much weight we can lose.
We're going to do the exact daily workout
of what people consider one of the toughest men on the planet.
And his name is David Goggins,
ex-Navy Seal Army Ranger, ultra endurance athlete
who loves marathon sports and warm-ups.
He's literally the toughest man I've ever heard of.
Apparently his daily workout is cardio.
Nowhere under 12 miles.
I'm in the gym.
How long's the gym session?
Nowhere under 12 miles.
I legitimately think I don't,
I couldn't possibly run for 12 miles
without a single break.
I could not run 12 miles without a break.
My heart would explode 100%.
45 to an hour and a half.
My goal is to be considered a tough man
like David Goggins.
Cause right now the hardest thing I do
on a daily basis is getting out of bed.
I get real.
Oh my God.
Real.
Bro, the hardest thing for me is every night
when I'm done streaming, I watch Netflix for like three hours
and I eat like a pig.
I eat like friggin Nutella with pretzels,
pretzels with peanut butter, milk, ice cream.
Like I just eat like a pig, bro.
I need to stop eating before I go to bed, yo.
This is more realistic if I say this is my dream
rather than a tangible goal.
But I guess this is our reality for the next 100 days.
Let's see how long I go this time
This is the first night 5 a.m. It's oh my god
I was gonna say this alarm better go off at 5 a.m. Because that's what David does
I really don't want to do this. I almost didn't get up. I said all my alarm except the last one day one
Before we start here's my day one stats 184.1. Well, I low key want to do this like I want to just do this
Bro, I'm just commit to it and literally like I just I need to do this
Counts a 38 inch waist and 27% body fat and with the motivation to finally lose weight
We started our run. We have 12 miles to run my run started off
me hoe
You're not running 12 miles like I'm gonna keep it up. Yo, who's running 12 miles in bop a who can actually do that really strong
I ran 10 minutes straight without stopping. That's crazy. Look how motivated I am. So cute
I just have to do this 11 more times the next few hours is all a blur to me a mile to I almost bomb it in a
Mile 4 I clocked my fastest mile at 12.08. I think it's because I was running by a bunch of fast food restaurants
Oh, that looks so good, but by mile 8
I'm literally done. I don't know
Oh, you can hear it in his voice.
Okay, this video is not clickbait.
You can hear it in his voice, bro.
We somehow finished our run,
but I couldn't even make it inside the house.
I was sitting in front of my house for 20 minutes
until I was able to get up again.
Oh, I don't know what to do.
Oh my gosh, I don't know what to do.
By this point, you might be saying,
David, how are you gonna do this for 100 days?
I don't know how I'm gonna do this,
yet alone, one more day.
If I'm gonna survive this for the next 100 days,
let me introduce you to my secret weapon.
Massage gun.
SISTER EY!
Protein powder.
EY! EY!
And the greatest recovery item?
A home depot bucket.
I heard Ice Plunge's help.
Oh, I think I crossed by-
Oh, that felt so good.
I was enjoying this so much that I forgot I had one more workout to do to finish day one.
You see this man's face? He's in pure misery.
I found out I could do zero pull-ups, but I can do 11 push-ups, which is one more than I thought I could do.
So I give myself a plus one for today on being a tough man like David Goggins.
In fact, my girlfriend Emily told me I should give myself a plus one for every day I survive.
At least I think that's what she said, but that's a good idea.
By day 100, I'll either be as tough as David-
Yeah, this is just what I can't do.
I physically- I'm just too picky of a eater, I think.
I can't put that down my throat.
I can't.
It looks so depressing and sad and cold.
Like I can't do this, bro.
How would people do this?
I don't understand.
It looks so sad and depressing and cold, bro, like, ugh.
I day 100, I'll either be as tough-
You're a man, child.
No, it's not.
Okay, it's not man, child.
I'm just not eating grass, bro.
Like, to David Goggins or being a hospital bed.
But that's pretty much day one.
I rested for the rest of the day,
hoping that things couldn't get any worse.
The great thing is I probably had the best sleep of my life.
It's 5 AM.
See, bro, that's the thing that I missed, dude.
If you actually have a good workout,
you get the best sleep ever.
Like, bro, if you're one of those people
that struggle sleeping
and like you have a hard time going to sleep, bro,
if you work out, you get the best rest ever, dude.
I swear to God, you do.
Try for another 12 miles.
But the bad news, my joints are really sore.
My workout took even longer than yesterday.
By a whole hour, as well as the next day and the next day.
But on day five, as I weighed myself,
I realized I already lost six pounds.
Over a pound a day.
And I feel pretty tough already,
especially after seeing the numbers drop day after day.
On day eight, I hit my fastest run yet.
But starting at mile nine,
I think I got something wrong with the back
of my ankle area.
It feels like my entire right leg
all around has shouldn't spin, even in the back.
After another mile,
my leg wasn't the worst pain it's been in.
I could barely walk.
My ankle's so swollen.
All I could think is that this challenge is over.
I was only able to finish seven days.
It's kind of depressing.
The only thing that cheered me up was a cheat meal.
This was honestly the most pathetic I felt in a while.
I couldn't even commit to this for more than a week.
But I guess I shouldn't be surprised
cause this is how I live my life until now.
But while I was eating my Chick-fil-A meal,
I saw this David Goggins video.
So a lot of you know like to run.
That guy take away three for a few bucks.
But who cares?
When the obstacle gets in front of you,
don't let it stop you.
Don't let it turn you.
Navigate around it.
Life will not always be 70 and 70.
But it was today.
Maybe that's a sign.
By this point I'd usually give up by now, feel sorry for myself, but we're on the mission
to be as tough as David Goggins.
So that day I made a commitment to myself, no matter what, I'll do the David Goggins
workout every day, even if I can't walk or move anymore.
I will become as tough as Jason Goggins.
Swimming might be a lot harder than I thought, but we finished the cardio portion of today.
I can't keep swimming like this.
It kills my soul.
I hated swimming so much that I pushed myself to the floor.
Chat is the David Goggins work out just like an obscene amount of cardio and then calisthenics
Like pull-ups push-ups stuff like that by the next day and I bet you can't guess what happened next
Dude this guy you can just tell if this guy got an if this guy gets in good shape
He's gonna mock bro. This guy's gonna mock dude. He has the hair for it, bro
My body can't keep up with what I want to do.
I'm such a fat chud, like, God, bro.
Every time I watch a video like this, bro, I'm just such a fat fucking chud, man, for real.
Forced myself to swim the next few days, but while I let my body recover fully this time, let's take a meal break.
I put myself on a strict diet.
That meant no more cheap meals, no junk food, no sodas.
I started counting every calorie, 1500 calories a day.
For breakfast, I use this as a yogurt fruit, a fruit smoothie, or a vegetable omelette.
It's not terrible.
If I ranked breakfast, it would be a B on the tier list.
For lunch, I didn't know how to portion, so I found this diagram online.
It's basically what I follow.
To stay around 500 calories for this meal.
Just a bit better than breakfast, but I was usually hungry after this meal, so I'll give it a name.
Tinner is my main meal.
Full of protein.
Easily my favorite meal.
As I eat most of my calories here, this meal had to make me somewhat full.
Because I usually have insane cravings at night.
Oh, and I usually have a banana before my runs.
I give that a D.
I finally recovered on day 20 and I joined a run club.
Let's just say I was getting a little lonely working up on myself.
But it was the greatest decision because on the run I heard...
Let's slow that down.
You're the ancient doggins.
Hey David!
Who's gonna count the votes?
We all know what?
It felt so good someone finally noticing my hard effort.
I guess I am becoming like David Goggins.
I'm the best thing that has ever happened
Wait, that's kind of aura, bro
Like, that's kind of...
Somebody calling you that is kind of aura
I'll send them to you
Lay my hands free on your body
Baby
What the hell?
They're standing in the dark
With every move
Is this like a cinematic?
To be real, I'm just slow to be considered an Asian Goggins
If I want to be considered an Asian Goggins, I have to work even harder
And the first step to do that...
I
Tend up for my first race. This is the distance of a typical marathon in Los Angeles that goes from one city to the other
Anything 26 miles. Yeah, count me out, bro. But this is called an ultra marathon
This is what David Goffins is known for the distance sometimes goes from one state or country to another I said
240 miles of running
Bro, I don't even, I don't even have like, I can't even conceptualize doing that.
I end up with the smallest ultramarathon I could do, a 31.1 mile race, because you know
I gotta start somewhere.
It's 104 degrees right now.
104 degrees!
This run isn't a go.
Yeah, but Zebra, you're in California, bro.
Come to Florida and deal with 104 degrees weather and it's humid.
Tell me how your ass crack feels your ass crack literally feels like there's an ecosystem growing in it. I'm not kidding
Florida's humidity and heat. I actually don't think there's anything worse throughout the night 30 days of running and now an ultramarathon
I expected to collapse at some point but somehow I'm tired, but I
Still have a bit more I will say this bro any state you can argue with the wall in terms of weather in nature
He's the best, bro.
I need to finish this race, but I'm pretty positive.
My toenail came off.
So how was the race?
Oh no!
His toenail came off!
What was one of the greatest feelings I've ever had?
He's so proud.
But this is definitely one of the toughest things I've done so far, but I am pretty damn happy.
When it first started, I barely even survived doing 5-6 miles.
I never imagined my body could just keep going and pushing like this.
We finished one month of this challenge.
My waist is now 32.5 inches from 38 inches and my weight is 163.9 pounds.
20 less pounds in day one.
I'm almost a third of the way there and when I weight myself the next day, I weighed more
than the day before.
I gained weight after running 30 miles.
Huh?
Is this what people call a plateau?
The cat tells me when weight loss stops, even when you diet and exercise.
I guess that makes sense because there's this one quote I always hear.
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
For the next few days, I started gaining more weight.
No matter how much I dieted or worked out, at this rate, I'm gonna be fat again.
So maybe I'm not working out hard enough.
Maybe I have to do more.
I weighed myself one last time before I went to bed.
Honestly, I probably weighed myself 10 times today,
and I went to bed knowing that tomorrow something has to change.
To beat this plateau, we're going to start with a new approach. Burn more calories plus
eat less calories equals more weight loss. This guy's going to be shredded by the end
of this video. This guy's going to be absolutely fucking yelped.
We started doing a run on a hard-or-rough, sometimes even climbing mountains.
Hey! What the f-
Hey! You don't know me, Bear?
Alright, I'm gonna finish my run, but I'm gonna just call ass.
Alright.
What's fucking scary?
After a few days of doing this, we started dropping weight again.
We are back on track on being like David Goggins.
And on day 44, we finally hit under 160 pounds.
I haven't seen this number since I was a kid.
I stood there for a minute, masmerized by the number.
I can't believe it the biggest question I got during this time is I weigh like 160 bro
Chat no, I need to I'm gonna lock in after this video. I swear I swear bro like I'm gonna lock it
I'll make time to work out so much every day. I sleep eight hours a day
You guys have to have a little bit of faith bro. You can't just all take cap
Have a teensy bit of faith bro. Please God and work for eight hours a day
I work out for our leeching. So you're next up on my 600 pound life. I'm five foot ten
160, bro. It's three hours. I'd also film an edit daily fitness update videos
That took four hours that would be about an hour to eat three meals do laundry clean the house spend time with Emily
You should rest or rest. I usually chose rest
And after a few more days we reached
Day fifty of work. Yeah, dude when I was training for the match the side match early match
I was doing cold plunges, bro. That shit is like magic
Dude, you could have the worst pain ever in your calf knees quads anything, bro ankle foot
If you get into a cold punch for like two minutes, it's all gone. I don't know how to explain it
We reached a halfway point. Yay, and I'm starting to actually look like a runner and I feel like one too
Finally all the running is paying off averaging 13 to 15 minutes per mile now
under 8 minutes. Damn. I went to the medical facility to get my body fat percentage.
Most people are not doing bone cancer. So, generally, they want to be more conservative.
So, I don't work out very much. I don't know why he's telling me he's working.
Holy chud. Yo, buddy. This is the David Goggins regimen, bro. Like what type of chud-ass doctor is that?
Bro, David Goggins ran so much. He's like knees exploded
Like bro, that's a soy-ass advice. I routine I already have mine. This guy this guy's a chad, bro
This guy doesn't care. We're a body weight scan
Now let's go work out and we'll get our results in about an hour or two
I'm actually really excited to see my results to see what David Goggins work out has done to my body already
I hung out with my parents who hasn't seen me since the start of the challenge
Wow
Then you know to look at him, and this time I kept it with a good the entire time
I finally got the results for the medical test now. It's so excited to tell Emily that finally
I think you should rest at least one day not unhealthy. In fact, my doctor said I'm not fat in any category
After day 60, I got this question all the time, people DM me when I rest, mom and dad
ask me when I rest, people I barely talk to anymore ask me, Emily asks me every day,
why is everyone so obsessed with this?
No one asked me this when I was fat 2 months ago, and now that I have something good going
for me, it feels like everyone wants me to stop.
You could be misunderstood by everybody, when you are misunderstood to the point where
fucking people think you're psycho and you're nuts and you're this and that you will never
understand. Bro, look at how much weight he lost in his face. Oh my god. The most frustrating thing
in the world for me is when normal people judge a man like myself or what it really takes to extract
what? Toughness from nothing. The only time the questions went away was when I was by myself.
No run clubs, no friends, just me.
It's 3.30 am right now.
I finally have silence.
At this point David Gargan is the only one that understands me.
So where are we going today?
We're going to an event and I'm bringing you with me.
Where is the event?
I like minded people like me.
People that understand that they don't need a rest.
People that are tough, some even tougher than me.
There's someone I want to meet here.
We'll find out soon enough who it is.
Just rest one day, please.
Ugh, this question again.
Let's go back to day 54 when I was first told to rest.
A little over two and a half weeks later, I lost almost another 20 pounds.
I'm making insane progress.
to Emily, what she saw was a guy who ran until all his clothes was drenched in sweat.
A guy who ran even when his feet was bleeding.
A guy who realized that 12 miles wasn't enough so he ran even further and further.
And when he got injured again, swimming wasn't enough so he started adding weights to his
swim.
And she knew if I couldn't make it to the wall, I'd...
But the biggest thing she was scared of was that I was so obsessed with being tough.
I was so obsessed with seeing the number go down.
A lot of the days, I didn't eat.
just so I could see some progress. And most days, I worked out more than I slept.
When Emily asked me why I had to work out this late, I couldn't think of an answer to this stupidest thing.
I said, I rest when I sleep. She is not happy with me.
So when Emily asked me to rest, which way did I come from?
That's what she meant. Emily was the one that actually encouraged me from here.
We have a few more weeks of this challenge, and I still don't feel tough.
And I came here to ask David Goggins how to be tough like him.
And during the Q&A portion of the event, I went up to ask.
But someone asked before me.
People want the fucking answer.
I can't get you.
You have to go inside the heart of your soul.
How the fuck am I going to help you?
How the fuck am I going to help you?
You have to explore, examine, the insides of yourself and what do you really want of life?
I just finished a book and I realized I had a distorted view on Goggins this entire time.
I felt like Goggins got strong because he was isolated this entire time, but he spent
the last five pages of this book acknowledging all the people that made him the person who
he is. My acknowledgement would probably only have me in it. And at this point, I don't
really even know why I'm doing this. I got faster and stronger than I imagined, but if
David Goggins can't help me, then who can?
Tomorrow, something has to change.
I think I'm at a 26 inch waist.
In the next few days, I'm going to start gaining weight,
which is the most wild thing I've ever said in my life.
That's because I now look like a dehydrated version of David Goggins.
Since we're only eight days away from finishing this challenge,
I'm panicking a bit because I feel like there's so much to do this week.
That's because we made two big changes this week.
One, we're going to take every opportunity to work out.
Yes, even with people and run good, but it's the best way to work out six days a week
Yeah, isn't the best way to work out six days a week and you have one rest day I
Feel like working out every day for a hundred days like you're probably more likely to get injured and stuff
No three to five
Yeah, okay, but what about just cardio though?
What about just cardio because bro to me cardio is like the most interesting I
Don't I'm not really interested in the whole like pre-workout getting huge arms thing
But like if you get cardio your heart is just really healthy
And then you just naturally get abs and stuff and your leaner and your calves are more defined and you just look more
Do you know what I mean? Like I feel like cardio is the most purest form of working out
2. We signed up for our next race. An Iron Man.
I can't believe I actually registered. That was $1000.
140 miles.
140 miles? What?
I have like really big semi-crams.
He's gonna run 140 miles.
This is the worst I've felt in a really long time.
I knew the moment I went home Emily would say but this time she didn't rather she
asked why working out is so important to me.
Are you ready?
He's doing Iron Man.
Swim like that.
That's crazy.
I know.
There you go David!
Why?
Do you run?
Hi now.
There you go David!
Why? Do you run?
I said I'd rather ask you what it's like.
Welcome to your, to your journey.
And the final thing I want to ask you to remember.
Oh my god bro, everybody's got their why.
The thing that got you out of bed on those dark mornings, that got you out of the door for the most long days, don't forget your life.
How many of you?
Because it's your life that will make you an unmarried man today.
Bro, it's gotta be such a cool fucking feeling till I completely turn your life around like this guy and then do something like this.
Like that's gotta feel so fucking cool.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
If I had to answer, it's because I hate the person
that I was a hundred days ago,
the person who was obese and pre-diabetic.
Dude, and this also just reminds me like,
there is literally nothing more important than health, bro.
Like there, nothing, bro.
If you're healthy, like you're genuinely just happier, bro.
You live longer.
Like, I mean, dude, you can have whatever you want,
but like, if you're not healthy, none of it matters, bro.
Like, this is such a cool video that this guy actually did this.
The person whose nickname was Fat Lard throughout middle school.
Oh, that looks so good.
And if I have to answer, I'm running away as far as I can from this.
His nickname was Fat Lard in middle school?
What type of fucking friends did he have?
Oh my god.
This person.
I don't know what to do.
I bet you don't understand that.
You could be misunderstood by everybody.
People want this fucking answer.
I can't get you.
I've been running away from everything, my past, my weaknesses, and flaws.
I was too busy running to see that I wasn't finding this battle alone.
I bumped into a dude named Sylvester.
We ended up riding the next 50 miles together.
This is one of the first times where I actually enjoyed working out for a hundred days
I was telling myself that no one understood me, but maybe for a hundred days. I'm the only one that didn't understand myself
Damn
Damn
That's a quote dedicated to you. Thanks for being so tough when I was too busy running
He fucking did it. Oh my god, that's insane.
He fucking did it, Chad.
Thank you for everyone that was part of this journey. The rung club that welcomed me, whether
I-
Bro, yet again, just another testament and story of, like, you can do whatever you set
your mind to as long as you don't give up and you're very disciplined. Just like this
guy this guy was just literally a normal guy not a lot of people can get
through Iron Man bro I sure as shit can't not even close I at the time
wanted to be a part of it or not but I just stayed determined and disciplined
bro for three months determined and discipline a family and friends that
always supported me you all for watching some of you that even encouraged me
since day one but most importantly I want to thank you Emily I know you were
worried everything days and wanted me to stop but thank you for not stopping me
It helped me be able to find myself.
Wow!
Look at this guy!
Oh my god!
He lost 40 pounds!
His waist shrunk 12 inches!
9% body fat!
Are you fucking joking me?
Oh my god!
said not possible if you're employed by the way. Yeah, running 12 hours a day. Oh, I would
say almost impossible. I mean, you would literally have zero personal time. Like, let's say you
work nine to five, what are you going to run from fucking five to four AM, get three hours
of sleep? I like, yeah, literally, he's employed. Yeah. But like, isn't this like his job? Because
people were recognizing him that he was running with. So doesn't he post this content and
Somebody said Faker did it besides the point just a great video, but it's not like you have to do the David Goggins Regiment
Bro just
Every day if you can even if it's for like 30 minutes in our run
Joke work out four or five days a week like everybody. I don't care who you are. Everybody has 30 minutes, bro
Everybody's got an hour
Go to the last video man, what a video bro, that's one of the best videos I've ever watched,
I'm not even kidding, that's cool, that video inspired me bro, for real!
Like guys, I know you guys say cat bro, starting tomorrow I'm gonna run one mile every single
day, eventually ramp up to like two miles, three miles, I have a gym in my house, I'm
I'm gonna start actually using it and not being a lazy chud.
Like y'all can say cap, I'm gonna lock in, bro.
I'm gonna lock in.
Like I'm gonna go on runs every day.
I'm gonna go work out some days a week,
like three, four days a week.
Like I'm gonna get locked in, bro, for real.
I'm gonna get locked in.
Don't know why I'm gonna laugh.
Now chat.
It's time to hit diamond and rock and eek.
Now, boys, before we hit Diamond and Rocket League,
what should we do, bro?
Should we rip some R6?
Should we rip some League?
What do y'all want to do, bro?
Run and pull it on a chat.
R6 or League, bro?
Run and pull it.
I'm gonna go get a water.
R6 or League?
Because after that, we're gonna hit Diamond and Rocket League,
bro.
Run and pull, man.
Go run a mile.
All right!
I'm streaming, bro!
I'm going to go back to my room and talk to you about something that I've never done before.
voted up voted up chat by the way bro dude I was ripping the last night dude I
played League of Legends non-stop every day every hour of every day for four
days straight reach silver and then still rip two games last night I'm addicted
and I just can't get enough chat I'm gonna be honest bro not like since our
R6 no game has ever hooked me the same way League of Legends has
And I said it before and I'll say it again, bro. There's all different types of gamers. There's like story mode gamers
Like what's it called scary gamers if you like role play or like open world or whatever
But I have always been when y'all know bro a competitive gamer
League of Legends is the most competitive game I've ever played so I'm not going anywhere like I'm gonna hit gold before you fucking know it
Dude, I was dropping. I dropped a nuke in a silver lobby last night in a silver lobby last night. I dropped a fucking nuke
I was like 11 and 2 on yee
Bro, I'm telling you league is the ultimate
Colemanizations of competitive gaming bro dead ass dead fucking ass chat also tomorrow
So I'm going to do a mukbang all stream, not really a mukbang, but like kind of, I'm
going to do a mukbang all stream where I try every single snack and candy item from 7-Eleven.
Like I'm going to try everything and rate them all.
And yes, I'm going to lock in, but I'm going to have like a nibble of stuff, bro, because
I'm still going to lock in chat.
I'm going to, I'm going to run every day, every day I'm going to run and I'm going to
work out like four or five days a week. I'm gonna get locked in, bro. There's no
excuses, bro. There's no fucking excuse. I'm tired of being a bitch. I'm tired of
looking in the mirror and seeing flabby mantits. I'm tired of looking into the
mirror and seeing fucking fat stretch marks, bro. I want to be a better version
of myself. Okay, man. I don't want to compare myself to like David Goggins. I'm
I'm never going to reach that point. That guy's the dope.
But bro, I just want to compare myself to how I am now. You know,
I want to compete with myself.
And right now if I just go exercise, I'm winning because I haven't been doing shit.
Since I trained for the charity batch, I have not worked out at all in like three
months. And when I was training for that charity batch,
that was like the happiest I ever been, bro. So I need to lock in, bro.
I'm going to get into the gym, but I get into running, bro.
I'm gonna lock in chat point blank period. I'm gonna lock in and you guys can say cap
I don't care man. You don't have to believe but I'm gonna lock in now. Let's play some siege. I haven't played siege in a fucking minute
Bro, I'm gonna play some siege and then we're gonna try to hit diamond in rocket league
Chat tomorrow we're doing mukbang bro. We're doing a mukbang
I'm gonna try every single snack from 7-eleven and rate it and rate it full-blown full fucking blown bro
Okay, we dragged this
And I just can't get enough clips not today, but probably clips in like two days to today's two days
7-Eleven coffee is gas. I've never had 7-Eleven. I thought you said you're gonna lock in yo, bro. I'm trying stuff
I'm not gonna eat like shit. I'm trying stuff, bro
Also chat it is my mom's birthday today, bro. It is my mom's birthday today, man
How'd a good day today bro? How'd a good day? Whoa?
Okay, what's my stats bro platinum 3 1.6 K to the 56% 1%
Dude you guys are wishing my mom a happy birthday very nice chat. I'm actually gonna take a picture and send it to her
I'm gonna take a picture appreciate y'all chat. I'm gonna set it to her
Yeah, no, my mom had a good day, bro. So we went fishing. We did not catch shit. I caught a fucking sunburn
Oh, I caught a sunburn
Not that should I try to rip seeds with no delay. How's this gonna go, bro?
Should I try to rip siege with no delay I don't how is this gonna go man I did
catch a buzz yes will bigger devato JC the devato can the devato girl you may
help me now chat considering we decided the league marathon should we do the
rainbow succeeds marathon bro should we do it not ending the stream until I get
champion in rainbow six siege. Now chat, should I be allowed to solo queue or
should I be allowed to stack or only solo? Only solo. Guys, if I do only solo, I was
doing the math, it dead ass might be a 20 day stream. I'm not even getting. If I stack,
I believe I could get it. Like if I stack, cause then I would just win more games. I'd
have a better team bro only solo could be chop chatter I'm not gonna lie oh it
would definitely be longer than minecraft bro because elos are not elo rainbow
sixes rank system dude ranks 3.0 I'm telling you this now is the hardest
rank system they've ever implemented I've spoke with many people I've looked
at our six tracker a hundred times rank 3.0 is harder to rank up than any other
rank system. Point blank period. Point blank period, bro. Do oh, Timmy, is Timmy on? If
Timmy's on, I'm down. I'm down to rip some games. If Timmy's on. But, um, bro, rank
2.0, it's harder than ranked 1.0, and it's harder than ranked 2.0. Rank 2.0 was a shit
store, bro. Rank 2.0, they were handing out champion like it was chocolate chip cookies
at a fucking bake sale, bro. It was a joke. If you just played 200 games, you would get
It was so dumb. You could literally bro. You could have a 49 win percentage
You could have a 49 win percentage and reach fucking champion
Poor Timmy worst time to start yeah, Timmy literally dude if Jimmy did this marathon on right tube
But oh he would have hit champ and find it
Maybe less
Oh, whoa!
Bro, my monitor feels like zoomed out.
I have to play vegan five fucker not weeks,
eating five days.
Holy fuck.
This doesn't even feel correct.
Oh my, my aim's gonna be so shit.
Oh my god.
Ah!
Shit, I'm not gonna make a second shot.
10 seconds remaining.
Oh, man, I'm losing my stuff.
My aim is going to be absolutely abysmal dude.
Bomb located by outpour.
Bomb located by outpour.
Alright chat, we're streaming Siege with no delay.
As soon as I get stream sniped, I'm going to turn it off.
Yo council, I'm doing a C4 track.
Barra!
Like, I don't understand this shit.
I promise like there's a reason why I ripped out your barricade well and they do that already
FUCK!
It's this brain dead castle just didn't barricade it back again while I clearly had a C4 in my hand!
ASS WOULD BE DEAD!
Oh my god, everyone that plays this game is so fucking stupid. Oh my god.
Bro, I know you barricaded that big bro. I'm literally sitting here with a C4 in my hand. I promise she would be dead.
Oh my god, it's like deliberately ending the game.
Deliberately, first round, holy shit.
Outside main lobby door.
He drone you, drone on you, drone on you.
Stuck in cover, bro.
I'm scared.
Oh, Orcs can maybe help you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Orcs get up.
Is that not the most like annoying death ever though?
My teammate just barricades off my kill and then I die to the door because I get fucking
smoked.
He's already knocked when I don't even need to take a gunfight too.
It's like...
I think I broke another headset bro.
This headset's tweaking out.
I don't know what it is.
I think it's gonna be...
Nice!
Good work, kiddin!
Who said that?
Who said shut up?
What did he say?
Who did he say shut up?
Did he tell me to shut up?
I didn't even talk on the mic guys. I'm not even producing noise. I
Have not said a word on the mic. He told me to shut up. I
Haven't even fucking spoke
What
You guys just said that he told me- whatever, whatever, bro.
Jinxy do solo to champion with Richie.
Yo bro I want you to do me a favor and read the sentence that you just said again.
Take the sentence that you just said!
Read that sentence one more fucking time, bro!
I don't know if he's typing, but we're out of the land.
I'm trying to get the fuck out of this.
And...
AAAAAAAAAND
Hit the turrets!
Jynxie, motherfucker, if you don't hit the turrets, I'm gonna hit your fucking skull.
I'm gonna fucking bash your brains in with the brick!
I mean, I'm not a nexus!
I'm not a nexus!
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Four like a better than tweeted!
Four like a better than tweeted?
Gotta drown.
Did somebody get an Amazon delivery for a fucking sequel?
Did he just break my- This motherfucker just broke my drone, didn't he?
I'm getting insid by my team in every round I play oh my god
One out for me get you on get you on. Oh my god. I was thinking nine
Nice guys
What a fortnight sweet.
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah!
Fortnight competitive?
Fortnight competitive?
Guys, I don't see anything, bro. I don't see anything.
Fortnite cop?
Fortnite cop?
Leeds, Leeds what? Type cop?
That's what I did, I typed Fortnite competitive.
Foss?
Fortnite cop?
Locked in bro. Locked in man. Yo, we're winning this shit.
Jinx CX Poyle for Pro, I'm creative and serious. Yes bro, we're winning this shit.
Point blank period. Like my first ever Fortnite tournament, I'm getting first place bro. Locked that shit in.
Get it ass man. We're winning it bro.
Like you can lock that shit in there bro.
Yo actually I have a sentient team today bro.
My teammates are sentient.
This is...
Oh no wait nevermind they're not.
I forgot.
Uh somebody broke my drone last round and then the round before uh capital literally
costed me maybe one or two kills?
one so why should we spend Saturday night alone make it up as we go long chat you want
Let's see if we see Borko.
Watch this, chat.
See Borko.
Wait for it?
Now.
It looks like they're hitting it from the back, chat.
They're not even going to the window.
You know what's crazy is that that low taper faked me.
What?
Blast his head!
I disagree.
I disagree with that KL animation.
I strongly disagree.
1v1 scenario will 2 brow clutch it he's not in VIP he's in 90 all horrible
callout damn just terrible now he's in VIP
finally last operators wait 2 brows holding a good angle but he's gonna get
pre-aimed and probably die I knew he would get pre-aimed but his aim was
incredible
Yeah, so no head, so no head, so no head.
Bro, this dude here to schedule the raid bait to you, who are you talking about fucking
boggles?
Bro, are you talking about boggles, man?
Falcon tweeted about you.
Let me see.
let me see bro let me see let me see let me see man let me see this let me see this bro
let me see let me see let me see
aura bro yo fucking aura man like bro are we the best duo in this tournament
Jack who's the best duo in this program bro dead ass
Who's the best duo in this tournament bro dead ass who is it bro?
Who is it man?
Bro me and poyo got a practice like in the next week. We have to practice at least one time have to
Peter and faxity wait. How's that even fair? No, no, no, hold up. How's that even fair?
Is it faxed to be like a semi-pro?
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FAIR?
We got a roaming rat downstairs.
Chat, should I- dude, should I jump her?
Ten seconds.
Chat, I might headhunt this cavera.
I'm not even kidding.
I might headhunt this cavera.
You've located a bomb.
make your way through the location and defuse it.
Fortnite is in my chat!
Whoa, whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa, what?
I'm dead, I'm dead.
All right, I'm gonna get seven kills now.
Nevermind.
We traded!
You
Y'all gun show time like three times this game yo, bro
I've literally gotten show timed like three times this game, bro. What the actual fuck
Wait for night is in my chat, what did they say?
You're a pro. Don't worry
Bob all right now for night like I I don't know I don't know about these teams balancing man
I really don't know Peter bot and fucking faxity isn't clicks and lacy a team to my god
Which I got it up a text poyo some day this week. We got to do full-on training, bro
Like full-on duo training man because I'm not playing this event to have a good time for me
Having a good time is
Oh, you have a laugh. I don't give a fuck. It's if you ain't first you're last boy
Like I played a win bro. I played for keep this like I want to win man. I want to win
Kvara was last seen roaming downstairs, by the way
Read the tweet your chat is this another chat skits a friend of your moment a chat hive mind skits a friend of your moment
What are you guys saying read the tweet? What are you talking about, bro?
Oh, what are you saying?
Oh, good luck to our player, PolloFN, at the Dallas Pro-AM, as he completes solo, technically.
I mean, this is just a disgusting tweet, bro. Chat at the end of the day, bro.
First off
There's no way I'm the worst creator there. Wait, am I the worst creator there?
Chat, am I the worst creator there?
Like dead ass
Yep, yes, yes, you literally are
Fortnite is in my chat laughing now. Yeah, you guys dead after bro
4-9 just said HA!
Yo, all of my deaths this game have been literally like cinematic novels, bro.
I'm dying in the- I'm getting one tapped.
My teammates barricading fucking windows.
Dude, no chat.
Listen, bro, there's gotta be- there's gotta be at least- chat, who's better at 4-9 me or
like out of A?
Is out of here going dude?
I won't keep practicing poyo like today if he wants to get reps in like I'm down
like bro I'm down to win I want to win let me text him bro I know he's probably busy
bro I'm down to practice today like awesome real shit bro I'm down
If he texted me back, like if he's free, bro, I'm down to practice.
Like I'll be a good student.
Derek with the 5 gifts.
W Derek, man, W Derek.
Are you drunk?
What do you mean, am I drunk?
No, I haven't.
No, God no.
What?
You're the worst player to ever touch the game.
Appreciate that, Aquatic.
What the fuck is that type of message?
Chad, y'all gotta understand about Fortnite, bro.
There is literally 5 year olds in 75 year olds that have played Fortnite.
There's no way I'm the worst player to ever touch the game.
You can say I'm bad. I'll accept that.
You can say I'm trash. I'll accept that.
Worst player to ever touch the game.
Now you're just being a dick.
Now you're just being a full on dick, bro.
Five seconds to go.
So, Chad, welcome to Jinxie School to Tom Clancy's Rainbow 60s.
Today, I'm gonna show you how to win on Coastline every single fucking time.
You're going to run to the staircase right here with Amaru shotgun.
You're not going to throw a singular thing.
You're going to Amaru right into this window and you're going to bang your right instead of a watch.
And it's the wrong objective.
Yep, it's the wrong objective.
This is awkward.
Yep, it's the entirely wrong objective.
And this is why we drunk.
This is why- BAAAARGHH!
Bro, it's the wrong site!
Alright, let's walk in.
See you in a chat.
There's no glass on this window.
So what a high IQ gamer would do here is repelled right in because there's no glass or the glass there is glass
Sorry glass equals protection remember that
You might be the luckiest human being ever made it I aimed at that door for five seconds
You and then as soon as I am at the hole then you take the door like you won't even understand how lucky he is
Kill em! Kill em!
There's the fucking concept of it!
Like, how are you that lucky?
Why is my timing never that good?
Yeah, this is gonna go down as the unluckiest game of C.J.
I've ever played in my life.
Round one, my teammate barricades a window with Castle
that I ripped out for no reason, so that I don't get a C4 kill.
Round two, my teammate accidentally breaks my drone
so that I don't get a C4 kill with Masi.
And then round three I get one tapped and then round five I died at just pure timing
Tide mink it's all about tide mink
Pyro think about it
Yeah, bro, I'm telling you man like I dead ass might marathon see each y'all I'm not even kidding like I might
I just want to like dude
I just do solo to champ literally from like platinum
It's probably gonna take two weeks of non-stop gaming no troll
It'll be the longest stream ever maybe bro like I ever did
But I can't do it now tack is I'm like traveling shit, bro
Like it's literally the worst time to do it because I'm traveling like so much in the next week, bro
No, it won't be too much it'll be like a month it'll be like a month. It'll be like a month
Can I text in pollo? I'm gonna see if he text me
I
Texted I
Texted well, I'm gonna see if it affects me back. I'm gonna see if he takes me back
I'm gonna see if he texts back guys
I'm gonna see if he texts back drone has located a bomb
Let me see the ball
Do champion to copper what the fuck would be the objective of the stream
I load in and see for myself every round what would be the objective bro champ it's a copper
What would be the point?
Boyle playing scrims right now. No, I'm a bit all night if well everyone's surprised as I'm here, bro
Like I'm trying to win five seconds to insertion
You found a bomb
What's happening?
What's the savage?
Like, I'm like, Poyle, I got you.
We will not lose.
We will not lose, bro.
Because yeah, what I'm going to do in Dallas, bro,
it's going to be cinema.
I'm going to IRL stream meeting all the pros and shit,
bro, like meeting everybody.
IRL streaming, like me, Klicks, me, Pete,
bro, me, everybody.
And then right after, it's going to cut
to the actual main broadcast.
Like, I'm going to be re-streaming.
So y'all will see like me playing and shit, me and Poyle.
like cheer us on bro we might win get it ass your plato salute llama you shut the
fuck up I was a competitive gamer at one point bro I'm not that shit here you
know what you guys want to talk shit no you want to talk shit that's fine watch
this okay this this game just physically cannot be going
Look out of sacred eyes off of the breach.
Timing again.
I mean, he knows I'm repelling.
I know for a fax docks in here
Get a little higher
Rubble born out of your great team guys guys good work out there guys. Good luck in our future endeavors
Am I muted? Yo, bro, there's no positivity in this game, bro. Like there's no uplifting shit, like
Yo guys have a great day, man. Stay, stay, stay blessed
All right, this is disgusting
This is disgusting. These were the comms this game chat and you let me know if I'm exaggerating
These were the comms in a 40-minute siege match
Shut the fuck up. That's all anyone said
That's all anyone said bro. Literally those are the whole comps.
Does Timmy want to play a game? Does Timmy want to play Siege? Timmy! We need to play!
Let's run this shit up.
Let's run this shit, Tim.
What's Timbo?
Timbo Fisher.
I'll let you, I'm going to keep checking Twitter.
I'm going to keep it leaked.
Check Twitter.
And I'm going to, Timmy, don't do Timmy's top Q.
Uh, comfortable.
That's like Timbo Fisher.
Do you want to play?
Timmy, do you want to play?
Oh, he's Emerald one.
There's more people.
He's Emerald one.
Let's do the entry role that know how to see leaked you.
What did actually see leak?
Yeah.
So from like a team standpoint, I think you could try, um, starting with what's
comfortable, like what actually see leak.
to build that up but like say your team isn't getting like stuff open it's a solo challenge
okay mr. party pooper if jimmy wants to play duos i'm ready but if he doesn't that's fine
what are you jimmy's bodyguard chat excuse me said jimsy want to do a big lobby of camellia
like 60 players chat what do you think bro axe i don't even know maybe axe i'm low key
probably down mark me as a 50-50 because I might practice for this four-night
tournament I might try to hit Diamond and Rocket League and I might play Siege
with Timmy Timmy I'm in here baby boy he's been streaming Siege for 381
hours yo Timmy it's not gonna be possible solo man it's not
Hey Gen C, appreciate the ADHD awareness stream.
Timmy, I'm here baby boy.
Like Timmy, I'm here bro.
Did he text me on Twitter?
I have no text bro.
Wanna duo queue ranked for a little maybe one, two games?
All right, I just messaged you.
You just got silver.
I saw that that's huge silver in league silver in league.
Just we play Mecca later.
I didn't think each other's are crazy.
Each other's are crazy.
Timmy, I'm in here, bro.
Timmy, I'm in here, bro.
They just spawn in.
They just wave every time.
Chad, have y'all been spamming Timmy to play
siege with me how long have you uh what's it called play that oh he queued all
right all right i guess i'll add it all right talk it all right chat i'm gonna
i'm gonna do it on q again so why should chat he didn't message me bro he did
not message me i mess up in twitter but less than he has like my old number
or something i messaged twitter chat tell xqc bro if he wants to play mecca i'm
probably down I'm probably down but dude I might practice with poyo bro like I
don't know man but yeah we could run a pole bro but I dude I need to lock in
bro like I have to lock in I have to win this I have to win this shit pick it
up as we go, no.
Chat wanna pull.
Rocky League Diamond Push,
Mecha Chameleon with 30 streamers,
or Fortnite practice with playoff.
Mom, pull it!
Mom, pull it!
If I do one more game of Siege,
I was gonna play one or two with Timmy, but he killed.
It's all good, we'll play soon.
I don't mind.
All right, get emerald, if I get emerald planes, I will burn my PC to the floor.
Wait guys, do a no ban, that way we're less likely to get Calypso Casino thoughts?
All right.
And Calypso Casino.
Yo, Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six-Seven.
Why is there not a feature where we can just ban a map?
I don't understand, it's not that I hate Calypso Casino,
it's just we actually had a good map pool there.
And then Calypso Casino was like the diarrhea
on top of the chocolate pudding.
Check, y'all are saying WMAP?
Bro, Calypso Casino has too many corners.
It's too big of a map.
It's too big.
I don't know how much longer I'm going to be on siege though, I don't know how much longer
because I might get on Mecca, Fortnite and Rocket League.
So I was probably only going to play like two or three games just to get slightly unwashed
because I was washed, bro, I haven't played in five days.
Chetsey and Mecca.
Chetsey and Mecca.
All right.
Let me call X.
Let me call X, bro.
Let me call X, bro.
Yo.
Yo, X, what time is this lobby happening, baby?
Yo, why are you bitching on a rat?
Oh, I actually don't know.
I got a new phone and I just kind of did that.
I believe it's actually a mouse. It's a baby rat.
Yeah, so what time and who's playing bro?
bro just just throw me in there bro like I'm down like you let me know man
I don't have located a bomb.
Yeah, I'll throw you into the center.
Yeah.
You can throw me to the discord.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
I see you now.
10 seconds.
I'm going to insert you.
We have a rival.
Five seconds.
I'm always down for some mecha chameleon.
If he's speaking English, I sort of will do a location
of confusion.
You can understand what he's saying.
Sometimes when excuse me, he says like a paragraph,
you have to really lock in what he's actually saying.
But if you lock in, you can understand him.
But if you're not a lot, fucking fuck no, in one ear out the other.
Not a peep.
Keep your head up and your ass down, it's go time.
I believe you hop-reach this, it goes into a staircase.
Yeah, this door is like a death trap, basically.
So, Jack, watch what I'm gonna do. This is a really high IQ...
Oh, alright, never mind. It's all real and now...
Send it!
But first, let me take a selfie.
Bam, bam, ba-da-ba-da-ba-am.
TIGHT ME! TIGHT ME!
GOD DAMN IT!
What's my timing so ass?
Fuck oh my god, I can't get to break on this shit
Up for last operator standing
I'm gonna be a organ God Almighty. Just give me a organ please
I shouldn't even be checking that corner, I shouldn't be checking that corner just to be a closet, but I don't know the map!
Because I don't know the map, bro!
I don't think about it.
Jesus Murphy dude, like, Jesus!
It's so cringe bro, it's so fucking cringe bro.
Like bro, it's so cringe.
Like I don't know the map, I don't know what I'm looking at, and then I get tight mint.
But the thing is it's all about accountability and patience if I just want a pixel peek there
I'm ripping that guy's house with shoulders
Like if I have discipline if I'm just a buddy. She's never killing me that never killed me never gonna
El discipline miss that can eaty
Overwatch with X you see I haven't played over watch before I played Marvel rivals for two days I
Don't like games where you kind of just respawn and just like sort of just click buttons all the time
I don't like cod. I actually hate cod.
I haven't enjoyed cod since Call of Duty Black Ops 3.
I like games where you're punished. Like...
My favorite type of games is like, when you're being a dumb, undisciplined, rat piece of shit,
you die. Like in Siege. If you're an idiot, you die and now you're spectating for three minutes.
In League of Legends, if you're an idiot, you die and now you're spectating for a minute.
Like I don't like that just run die respawn run die respawn run die respawn run die respawn run die respawn
I
Didn't really like like I don't know I just don't like it. I don't like it, bro
Because it's kind of hard to stream those games too because there's no intermission
It's like you literally never read your chat it looks you might be a FIFA
Like when I play a game of FIFA, I never read my chat and besides in between goals
Other than that, when I'm playing FIFA, I need to be locked into the game the whole time.
Ten seconds to go.
You're a dumbass, I've never heard of Search and Destroy.
And that's why Search and Destroy was my favorite cod mode ever.
I love Search and Destroy.
And then, one of my best friends told me about Siege,
because he knew my favorite thing in cod was Hardcore Search and Destroy,
back in Black Ops 2 on the Xbox 360.
Because Hardcore Search and Destroy would then be forced to into game chat.
It was fucking cinema.
Um, and then I started playing Siege and literally never looked back, though. Literally never looked...
See, like, where am I going?
Where am I? Where the fuck I am?
You're just ass. So, I just said I don't like games where you constantly respawn and just run and shoot, and you just said I'm ass.
Because I don't like a style of games.
Like, okay, I'm playing Evil Siege today as I got on the drone. I got smokes to 40 health
Bro, do you see this shit? Oh my god, I'm playing Evil Siege. Holy fuck. What am I? What I download?
What is happening right now, man
of
the
What the you ass charged me for eliminating
Oh, where are my dole?
Do you want to see me relax?
Free win
Did I love free wins? Oh my god. I love them
Turning these dudes do a campfire story. Yo as I get on a drone I get smoked to 40 health
I just I can't I can't even make this shit up, bro
JD thinking about tier one, QK thinking about tier one, big A thinking about tier five.
Chat, dare I say, it's mecha-camelion party game of the year, bro.
I'm trying to think of what game it's going to win.
It's going to win an award, bro.
It's going to win stream game of the year.
That's what it's going to win.
But then again, bro, is GTA 6 just going to win every award when it comes out?
Like dead ass, bro.
I think GTA 6 is just going to win every fucking award, bro low key GTA 6 should just push it back to like January 2027 that way like all the gaming publishers are like, all right, we're not going to publish a fucking game till 2028, dude.
in the game of the year yes it's gonna win in the game of the year it'll win
that we're back to million is just peak like every second is just following that
game dude this guy just reconnected is he getting like mood out out of the game
like if somebody did all thing this guy what's happening there's one guy in the
chat that keeps typing you're a fucking piece of shit and waste of oxygen you
It's like it's three times in two minutes.
Ah, bro, you're not funny.
Chowdiving for the two one, got it in the bun.
And it's getting retweets.
Barra, barra.
Yeah, chat, I'll let y'all know, bro.
Once they get done with traveling,
I might lock in a siege marathon like dead ass.
I don't know how long it's gonna take.
solo the champion can't end screen till I do it
I might do it from plaque to champ like dead ass
dead ass bro
eat a little
gotta hate this gun scum I didn't remember to take this shit off
I guess the only way to learn the map is just go wander around like this.
I got you, Trey.
That's the Twitch Paragon bundle.
I think I about that.
I'm out of charge.
Be clear.
Target's looking for you.
Be clear!
Ready to push them out.
I need to get them shot down.
I think we're to get flanked, man.
of
death
of
death
of
I don't know where to look my god
I don't know where to look!
Must recover to the user.
Everytime I get on this game, I'm just on this map and I want to fucking shoot myself!
Going on for remaining.
Please win this.
Aim game.
Please win this.
What do you want?
Please Christ win this.
My name is Hor.
I have not played in, I think a week, bro.
My name is literally out the window.
My Katie's gonna go from like a fucking 1.7 to a 1.5
Good! Oh my god! Dude, my teammates are like God save! They're clutching everything!
What's y'all ETA? What's y'all ETA?
Your aim was dog shit before, question mark. Oh, appreciate that, Dickie Roberts.
Great movie actually, bro
Dude, it's literally just cuz I played League for four days straight like none of the league mechanics are even remote like
One leads mouse and keyboard 2m on controller
3 like there's just no crossover like no game can prepare you for League bro. It's just not nothing
Hardest game ever hardest game ever made
Like, no, look, there's zero preparation for that, bro.
Unless you randomly played fucking Dota when you were 15.
Put your fingers in my ass.
Uh, Maud, let's get a band on that guy.
I don't- this isn't like a sex stream, guys.
I don't know what the fuck you guys think this shit is.
When are you starting O.F.?
Mauds!
Again, these are easy bands.
There should be no hesitations.
Put your fingers in my ass.
just ban him. Ban that guy. Oh and too Lou. Show your tits that I don't have yo I don't have tits bro. I have nips.
I'm gonna rip one more game if I can collect some again bro my god I'm gonna play club organ and just shit on people.
I
Don't around here. I know I heard it. What's up?
It stopped moving
It's true
It didn't like this fucking bug going on his own didn't run away. It's here five seconds left
bomb location compromised the plan accordingly where does this guy put his drone in?
Located at bomb
Onto the chair yeah great comms man
I'll be unlucky if you see him in ever do it I triple dog dare you
here comes the cringe didn't they nerf her they never expect the re-swing
It's like never ending
Yo, I just wanna play organ man.
What does a guy gotta do for an organ game?
Fuck.
But now like it's too early to say it but I don't know man.
I'm not just seeing like huge
Carried as fuck yeah, it wasn't even like the hyper carry
It was just the fact that this guy left for two rounds, so they were just in a 45 off the rip
Do be shootin dude, I got platinum too. Oh my god guys look at the winning streak. I'm on all solo Q2
Look at this man. I think I'm on like a seven game winning streak, bro. I'm not even joking
Chattis this. OJC matches. Win, three kills, four deaths. Okay, lost, but it's
Clipsdokasino. Sorry, I literally I'm not even gonna count it. I'm not even gonna count it.
Win, organ nine and two. Win, coastline six and three. Roll back. Eight and seven.
Win, clubhouse. Clipsdokasino not gonna count it. Ten and four organ. I've only
Only got negative on Eclipse, No Casino and Coastline.
14 and 6, Oregon, just give me Oregon.
I'll literally blow someone for an Oregon game.
I'm not even kidding.
I'll literally blow somebody for an Oregon game, bro.
Like real shit, dude, real fucking shit.
Portugal vs Croatia is in 10 minutes.
Oh my God.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please!
Don't give me Clip Socasino for the love of fuck!
Don't give me it!
I'll play anything!
Bank!
Emerald Plains!
Armageddon!
Oh god, lair fortress- oh my god.
Okay let's think.
No no, don't ban lair, they're gonna ban lair.
Ban emerald, ban emerald, they're gonna ban lair.
All right.
All right.
Am I a stopper?
Or a funnel?
You said you wanted it. Yeah, but it's like I went from
This is probably the most demonic session of ranked I've ever played. Oh my god, bro, I
Do know a couple of spawnfeeds on this map, but I didn't know if I remember them, bro
dude because the weird thing was they forced this map down everybody's
throws the same way they're doing with Calefso Casino where it was like unbannable
in like 2022 and then they literally took it out of the map pool for like I
think a year and now it's back
they were forcing this map down people's fucking gullet literally man
Okay, I think I know this farm peak.
Do I?
It should be right here.
Nope, that's not it.
It's here?
Nope, that's not it.
Ten seconds.
Five seconds.
I remember where it is, but I can't get to it.
It's literally like here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
five seconds I remember those but I can't get to it it's literally like
where has he had to locate a bar? Here. Nope, that's not, oh no that's it that's it, that's it.
On this angle they can't see you.
I'm in winners queue holy fuck my teammates are just logging every game
Yeah, I'm gonna say this without a doubt, this is the unluckiest session of rank anyone's
ever reported.
I mean, like, this is the unluckiest session of rank anyone's ever reported.
I don't even care.
What is happening?
What is happening to me?
That guy's dead by the way if his ying doesn't cling on to the c4.
I'm fucking disgusting.
Un-friendly operator remains.
Gold, Ronaldo! What do you mean?
The game hasn't even started yet, what the fuck?
Ronaldo scored?
What?!
Gold, Ronaldo! CR7 gold! The kickoff is in six minutes!
the fuck are you typing I just shut on that guy by the way oh my god
chat I who do y'all things winning tonight Portugal to Croatia who do y'all
things winning who do y'all things winning tonight chat Portugal to Croatia
Oh shit, tryna get my coffee.
So soon we'll have off stream tonight boys, why not?
Who do y'all think is waiting bro?
Protect the bombs.
I
Got bro
Run a ball run a ball
But there's so much shit happening today
Pro low key watch out the dead in a watch along of that could be fun to
Break I don't know what I should do
We could do mecca or we could do a watch along. I really don't know
Croatia's good, bro
Messy is sitting. What are you talking about messy is sitting? No, he's not messy is literally healthy. He didn't get hurt or anything
coming up coming over I never feed up and running
the role now
message not playing today yeah message not playing today message playing in
like what two days or one day or something for my audience fucks god
Oh my god, I'm actually at fucking your place, oh my god, that was a clip, holy shit, they
all got fucked on.
Wow, the guy on the rappel should not be losing that, I could literally see that much of his
head.
Dude, I just overheated so much, see but that's why sometimes it's good that it's overheat
Because sometimes if you overheat you can hit some crazy shit. You're never gonna hit crazy shit without overheating period
How did Baloch get a red yesterday, I don't know that was the worst call I've ever seen ever like
In a world cup for how important the stakes are
Giving a red card there. It's like yo, bro a
High school referee is not making that call. It's a horrible fucking call
Red guards are supposed to be intentional. Like literally, it's supposed to be intentional. It was so clearly unintentional and
It's like it's one thing for it's a red card, but it's literally the red card of our top goal scorer
So it's pretty annoying. Everybody play Belgium and Belgium is not even bad. So it's not gonna help not having him
Fucking terrible fucking ball
Oh boy, it's not a bomb.
Messi did the same shit.
Yeah, but I'm saying like, they should have given Baldo the yellow, they should have given Messi a yellow.
Period, and just move on.
They're both yellow.
It's unintentional.
If you think Messi should have got a red card for that, you're fucking dumb!
You're dumb!
It's not a red card!
That's not a red.
You've never watched football the day in your life.
If you think Messi should have got a fucking red card for that.
Tell me you just started watching football two days ago.
down to five seconds that's not a red guys red cards are like intentional like
intentionally kicking into a player's thigh intentionally when he's about to
score that's a red card
Messi should not have got a red card you don't know what you're saying you don't
I don't know what you're talking about!
You're just a rage-baiting dumbass!
He's under the table laying down.
Yeah, it's just, it's just hold an angle man.
I said it's held it.
He's under a table laying down.
All good.
Essentially, you are saying the reps started watching soccer yesterday.
Yo bro, the US men's national team head coach literally said, um,
That that was the worst like that was the worst call he's ever seen like it's a terrible call. It's not a red card
Bro, if you think that's a red card, you're literally a fucking psychopath
Bottle did not deserve you didn't even deserve a yellow
Like bro the way he twisted the guy's ankle sure you could say it was yellow
But it's clearly unintentional like he's not trying to do that
And it's also just our top goal scorer. So now it's like if we lose to Belgium by like a goal
It's gonna be like well if he was in maybe we wouldn't have lost
You know
His ankle bent 90 degrees. Yeah, but it's unintentional. It's it's not intentional man
It's completely unintentional
Red cards are intentional like I've never actually seen an unintentional red card until yesterday
That's the only time I've seen a player get a red card for an unintentional play.
I've never seen that.
Jerome has located a bomb.
Wrong. The thing is, you guys are like in the minority for disagreeing with this.
Like the entire world, planet, anyone who watches football says it's the worst red card ever.
Like it's horrible.
Literally like 5% of people agree that that should have been a red car. Maybe less
No one thinks it should have been a red coaches players
Anyone no one thinks it would have been a red. You're literally in the minority. I'm telling you no one thinks it would have been a red
Found a bomb. Make your way to it's location. I'm beating
Dude, I could finger blast this guy. I could actually finger blast this guy
Pause but no for real. How do I get up here?
I just picked up a threat nearby.
Bro, that's the thing about this bomb, you can't even like, see that.
What is like, like, this map is so weirdly designed.
I can't even like, get an angle on the window, that's such a broken beat.
Run a pole, it's just poles don't matter cuz half you guys are race baiting like no one thinks it was a red car ground like
Two percent of people think it's a red car. No one thinks it's a red
It's the horrible car
Drone's up and running
I
Just dude I keep getting good teammates. I don't know I'm in winners queue bro. I
I keep getting like sentient fucking teammates
Carried as fuck. Yeah, bro. I'm getting I'm getting carried man. This is the hardest carry that's ever happened, bro
I have a 3kd you dumbass
Renato almost scored
Well, I'm actually really interested in this game. I'm not even kidding like I'm really interested in this game, bro
Croatia's good
Croatia's very good. I'm not gonna lie. Croatia's not bad at all. Um,
Portugal's probably gonna win, but Croatia's a good team.
Dude, this is gonna be interesting, bro.
This is gonna be interesting. This is gonna be interesting.
Watch party. I'm gonna see what y'all want me to do. I might play mecha.
I might rip a couple of games of Rockety and I might watch party.
I actually don't know. This is a good game, though, bro.
We're definitely gonna watch party the USA game, though.
that'll be fucking peak bro USA makes top eight holy shit holy shit that'd be
Kray-Kray Jinxy can I S-Y-D what the fuck does that mean bro
I'm curious who wins bro dead ass like I'm curious
Croatia's good.
I'm still gonna give Portugal the edge though for sure. I think Portugal is better than Croatia.
But I don't know, Portugal has not been playing well at all.
Alright, so Chad, this is the most broken angle in the game, by the way.
What I'm sitting on? I've literally never died on this Revell, ever.
Also, if you use...
Also, if you use Iyana's headgear, you can't die, because they can't even see you.
Yeah
Holy fuck can this game just work for one day
The diffuser is no longer in your possession
USA winning the World Cup, I hope, I hope, man.
That'd be so cool.
Someone's gonna get overly aggressive and undisciplined and swing me in a second here.
Yeah, they're gonna come right in.
It's gonna be like Kavara.
Friendly last operator standing.
Oh, they all swung at the same time.
Buh-duh-bah-duh-bah!
Hi!
I was right!
Kvara was on the door.
Kvara was literally sitting on the door.
Oh my God!
I took on too many angles at once.
Pause.
Holy shit, pause.
No, but for real.
I took on too many angles at once.
I literally just kept holding the door.
Kvara's an undisciplined gold.
She's just gonna walk right through the door
and I'm just gonna shoot her in the head.
And then I can focus on the other guys.
Calorie, they give it to you.
I mean, bro, if two of my teammates die in five seconds, like, yeah, I kind of have to
bait.
Yeah.
If it's a 1v3, I have to bait a little bit.
But the thing is, baiting is objectively bad in Siege, but in ranked, it's the best
thing you can do because people are so fucking stupid.
And they never get more intelligent.
I'm not kidding.
It's just if someone did a 3v1 in rank, they're just going to run at you, 5v1 run at you,
4v1 run at you, like if you just bait, you'll get champed, I don't know what to say bro.
It's so efficient, like people will just force feed kills down your throat bro, dead ass.
It never gets better too.
You think if you get to diamond or champ, it's like, it's just this, no one is patient
or disciplined at all, they just run at you like fucking chickens.
Yeah, I mean we're probably gonna win this year still a demonic rank session some of the weirdest depths ever and also the worst map comp ever but what
It is what it is, but hey three wins is three wins right? I don't give a fuck. We might glide into emerald here in a minute
CR7 almost got a header
Dude, I'm curious to suck on this game, bro
Whoo 9 minutes in
Wow, they're getting port of Portugal a 60% chance of winning. Holy shit
That's pretty high
They drew they drew Congo, I mean, I don't I don't know about that 6% it's pretty steep
25% extra time 60% Croatia it's pretty wild. That's pretty pretty steep
That's a pretty steep fucking assumption, man.
Can you see playing Mecha Chameleon?
Chat said I ask Muda.
It trigger bot XGC again.
Watch party?
I don't know.
I might do Mecha or I might watch party.
But I need to win this game.
Let me dial in real quick.
Let me actually enter flow state.
of
I got you. I will not let you die. Literally just plant. Literally just plant.
The accuser is no longer in your possession, down to one friendly.
We have been eliminated.
FUCK!
FUCK!
Oh my god.
See what I mean? They're like zombies.
It's like cod zombies.
Walk, uh, pray.
Literally, it's like cod zombies.
How do you die, V-peak?
Did he peek, bro? How did he die?
Ronaldo free-kick, bro. Oh my god.
Ronaldo free-kick?
Gingys on Mecca?
Dude, what's the Mecca lobby looking like tonight, boys?
XCC said 30 players. That's not even possible, right?
How the fuck is that possible?
Yeah, 30 players is impossible, right?
Yep.
Sure, but we need a group though.
Like, these are all good, but we need a group though.
Guys?
Yeah, I'm building, I'm slowly building.
I just loaded up XGZ stream, there's 30 people in the lobby.
Corona is looking.
Bro, 30 fucking people.
Are we dead ass, man?
Fucking people are we dead ass man?
Ronaldo just hit somebody in the balls
Ronaldo kicked the ball into someone's nuts. Where did you guys serious?
Wait, Ronaldo kicked the ball into somebody's testicles. Are y'all dead ass?
What?
He missed his free kick and it went right into someone's car
He kicked somebody in the nuts
Like this one's I got this one in with CTE teammates. No, I'm clearly holding this angle. Why would you why the fuck would you walk in front of my scope?
I mean do you want me to just like I'm gonna kill everybody. Yeah, I'm gonna kill everybody
walked in off the sound, bandit that.
I knew he was there!
Oh god, oh god!
Oh no, don't sell this.
Nice guys!
Wait, so, Renoto kicked the ball into somebody's dick.
Are y'all dead ass?
Into someone's penis?
Yo, yo chat.
I'm 18,000.
There is so many people in this lobby. Is this what he's doing?
Me flammians.
Chad I don't even know. This might be like too much people.
How do you even hear yourself think?
Oh I literally just play with the lighter.
Oh Mooda's on League. Let me see what Mooda's doing.
He's young. I thought he was on Yee for a second. He's on Gownit.
Hopefully Mooda loses this game.
Chat, uh, I'm gonna pass Mooda.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm gonna pass Mooda.
I'm gonna pass Ludwig.
I'm gonna pass everybody and leave.
You'll see, bro.
You'll all see.
Fuck, he's winning.
Alright, let me run up.
He's winning.
Turn this shit off.
Yo, yo, he's winning.
Turn this bullshit off, bro.
Turn this bullshit off.
Now, but I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Now what I'm doing is check check my tracker check my off gg I went off last night off
down to 10 seconds mark you to divide gifts in baby down to five seconds
Chad, who's playing better right now?
Croatia or Portugal?
Who has more possession?
Who's had more chances so far?
Rupind, Diaz, got a yellow?
My game chat's so sad, I can't even hear this.
Portugal's playing better?
I won't grow, he should have win, bro.
Now, but I mean the winner plays Spain regardless so it's gonna be hard next game anyways.
I guarantee you I get a C4 kill.
You're on the roof.
Are you waiting for someone to do that?
What are you, deranged?
That's the most niche angle ever.
Like, he's literally just waiting for someone to do that.
All right ten and six clicks is it enough? I don't know
He's literally like that's what a fucking sociopath. Yo bro enjoy the kill I guess
It's like you're waiting for me to do that. What a freak
All right, we need to run the pole of what we're doing next hoping my team clutch this I'm gonna go piss when you're a pole
You
As a
Wait, they won holy aura
Yo, this is what I mean. I'm just getting good teammates, man. Yo, stats are good this
season. Wola. I mean, this is all solo queue. This is dolo fucking queue. I think I stacked
like two games. Bro, 1.6 KD, 60% win rate. The stats are here, bro. Um, chat. Listen
up, bro. Three options. Mecha Chameleon, Diamond Push on Rocket League, or Watch Party Croatian
Portugal vote what actually don't even do rocket league cuz y'all already said mecca you already said mecca
Well, actually no do rocket league do rocket league diamond push. I'm down for any of those
The roads game is very interesting
No one scored yet. No one has scored yet. No one has scored yet
Yeah, right time you search up Portugal, bro. You got to be careful if you know, you know
Yo, this game's closed. Oh my God, 20 minutes in, no goals.
Chat Mecca or Watch Party or Rock-a-Leek. Rampole.
Pull it, pull it. Bro, is this Mecca lobby going? Like, is it going going? Like, ready to roll?
Pollo? I'm gonna practice with Pollo soon. I swear we're gonna practice.
Okay, chat vote vote vote vote vote vote vote
Vote chat oh it looks like Mecca wins yeah Mecca wins okay Mecca wins Mecca wins Mecca
wins all right chat keep me updated in this game bro let me know what happens bro keep
me fucking updated bro
Should I call X on discord?
Should I call X on discord?
Why did I do this again?
What was the point of it?
Oh, oh, oh my god.
I'm back.
I was just taking it off the delay, baby.
Dude, I just edge you guys with that old clip.
Oh my God, I just edge you guys.
Chad, is Axe ready?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Let me see.
Oh, yo, Axe, what's up, baby?
So, um, wait, what the?
Um, yo, Ron is going to play a game.
the game. Ron is what you say he's coming. Yeah, they will have a hand while all this
group. You, me, Jesse, and a bunch of other guys. Why is your chat typing? How do we tell
him SpongeBobby mode? Because I wanted to join a bunch of other groups together, but
they didn't they didn't really fuck with it. So we had to get a bunch of other guys instead.
But it's a real good lobby though.
Like look, I'll invite you to the channel.
Someone said, burned all bridges.
Axe, what's going on, bro?
Where's our lobby at, dude?
I thought you said you had a lobby, man.
You had a lobby.
Look at this going on.
It's flurry ball.
OK, OK, let me check.
Let me check.
Let me check.
Would you need a little bit of motion?
Just don't leak that, though.
Yeah, I'm not Lincoln.
OK, can you delete it now?
Delete the link now, because I just I don't want to like show that.
Delete the link if you can.
I don't think I can. What?
OK, oh, Squeaks is dude.
Squeaks is a good addition.
He's like a good painter and shit.
I don't know. I don't.
I think he's in a group already, though.
So maybe maybe you with your motion, you can make these wheels move.
Wait, what the fuck?
What the fuck? I thought you prepped this shit up.
I did. I did. I did. I did.
Someone in your chat said 30 equals four people, bro
It's just me you rock. Yo, I got a guy. You want me to get a guy? I got a guy
Well, I got a guy. Yep. I got you. I got a fucking guy, bro. I
Got two guys actually
Yo Muda, what's up, bro?
Or should I say Triggerbot, no?
Congratulations on Silver, bro!
Congratulations on Silver, bro!
Thank you, dude.
Yo Muda, I'm with your favorite Mecha Community to make XQC right now.
And we were wondering if you wanted to bring the Triggerbots to Mecha Communion with us
in play.
It's me X run Muda and X says yes for other people I think
Yes, bro, we need to play with squeaks because they're actually good and they do the art and stuff and it's just better like they know
Yeah, all right Muda sounds good, bro. I'll see you shortly man. Just please don't keep this time
How long do I have? Do I have time? I just finished a game. Can I queue one more?
Do not queue another game. No. No. Do not. Just do a call.
Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.
Alright, so what is our group X? How are we looking right now, baby?
Ging is on. Ooh, Ging might play.
Ging has a fucking Norway kit on? Why?
What you waiting? What you waiting for?
I was in his next, yeah
Bro, but I think they have like eight. Yo, I keep hear me out 30 people and Mecca might actually be asked bro
Cuz you're you're not gonna be able to hear anything
Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I
Mean
I mean if I tweak it what about any what about engine voice though, that's kind of fun
I heard well I heard through the grapevine that it's shit and let's take up data. I don't know. I haven't played in like a week
Yeah, they're like that maybe like 15 them
Low-key yeah, like 12 to 15 should be good. Let me see what round nails up to right now. Oh
Okay
Just know Jeffries driving us bro, so when when exactly is
Ron getting on. Did he say X?
A few minutes ago.
What's going on? Nope.
A few minutes ago, okay.
Thanks, Squeaks.
Thanks, why don't we just jump in Squeaks' group here, bro?
Okay, I think someone had new music to the game. Oh no.
You asked them already? What did they say?
Oh, look, I see it in this group chat, see it?
I tagged him, he gave him this one.
Look.
Maybe you didn't check.
I'm just gonna type in his chat.
Yo, is it okay if me, XQC, Ron, and Muda join?
Chat, this is a mythical block rotation.
All right, I text it in his chat.
I don't have Squeaks' number anyway of contact.
Nice one, Snuffy.
That was a humiliating first round.
Okay, that's what it's for.
We have to suck a little bit.
Oh, Jinx, he's...
I can't add anything.
We have a group.
We're just talking about our favorite...
You know that Oats lobby?
You need to start banning roll that can't download it.
No offense, but if you can, that'll just stop playing.
Squeak said it's not a sloppy, so you can't add people.
people fairs fairs
Wait, is my dear 12s the perfect one three text gems. Yep. Yep
Yo, is it okay?
Chat Jinz would be good Jinz will be good
Is my game in fucking no, no
I mean, oh, it's really that seems a bit dodgy from you, mate. Croatia right now. Oh, sorry. What the fuck?
Dude, Chad, I hope Croatia just pops a fucking header and they just they didn't see some bands
I hope they get some no, is it okay if me X one mood of you. Yeah, of course, bro. Wait, Jen just down Jen just down, bro
I don't know. I was into your discord jinx, mate. So actually we make like
Like how do you want to do it?
Like just call them the server?
Like, should I invite Ginge to the server?
Oh yeah.
Okay, let me hide screen
because I don't want to leak the link.
That's inevitably got to get leaked.
I'm probably the most likely person to leak it.
Mr. Beast?
Okay, Axe, could you resend it?
Oh no, no, no, you didn't even delete it.
Okay, it's right here.
I'm about to fart, oh God.
I hope today's invite yogi invite the mr. Greedy invite. Oh, you know mr. Greedy
Yeah, but I don't know mr. Greedy as well
Wait, hold on no chat. I hope today's game is like
Portugal has like
80% possession like 25 shots and creationist wins 1-0 in like the 85th minute
Yeah, but what why do you wish that up on them though?
dude because
Bro, the favoritism is
Leaning towards Portugal to win, but they drew Croatia and drew Colombia
Oh, it's just this site is wrong, bro
Like the site is incorrect like look at this shit man, they're giving Croatia a 15% chance to win
Like Croatia has Christians better than that, bro
I think they should win it. Okay, I
Mean, I think it was probably gonna win
Wait, what?
Portugal's just a better team
Portugal won the last euros
But Portra's been shitting the bet in the World Cup, so I don't know this percentage is
But then the extra time fucks it up to let me see what the betting line is
Thanks. Have you been watching any World Cup games?
That was all I'm going to say. I got bad memory for our agency.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, what am I doing?
Oh, the odds are minus 145.
Oh, that's actually not bad then.
You know, this is a, I would say Portugal has a 60% chance of winning.
I'm not losing a game.
I give them 40.
Why? And I just, oh, no, Spain won the Euros. Wait, what in Portugal win? Like the nations cup thing? What were we watching a year ago, chat? What was that called?
Oh, yeah, how do I invite? Oh, yeah, hold on. Let me do this thing. So what was that called?
Nations League. Yeah, that's what I meant.
Wait, so, Chad, how often is the euros?
Yeah, because didn't they be Spain in the finals?
Euros are every four years.
How often is the nation's league?
How often?
Okay, I'm putting, I'm setting it to Ginch.
Chad, tell Ginch to check his discord.
That's the server.
Bro, I don't want to, like, eat it.
Tell Jen to check his Discord.
What's up?
Okay.
Yo, do you want to, like, actually, do you want to, like, join them and then bring Ron
And stuff
Ginger's group, I think it's English English mates. It's a gingers like group
I'm gonna call Ron see what's going on over there. I mean, I mean
Hey, what's up, bro?
I'm working right now.
You and Lacey.
Yo, Rod.
What's up, man?
What time are you going to be home, bro?
About 14 minutes, I suppose.
Okay.
We're getting a lobby together, man.
We're getting a little bit of a lobby going here.
Of course, bro.
You know who he's down.
You got to bring my friend, though, Lacey.
Yeah.
Does Lacey want to play?
No, he just told me no.
Does Lace want to play?
No, he just told me no.
What?
Nixie, do you want to play Mecca?
I thought I was playing Mecca.
Okay, then we have... Okay, we're good, bro.
Dude, we can make our own lobby, bro.
Apparently, X had a 31st lobby.
Wait, we had a twist. Let's all get drunk.
No, I don't want to see Jake see Trump. He becomes a mean person.
Yeah, I'm no key a monster when I'm drunk, bro.
I'm actually done.
I'm like an evil fucking monster.
Dude, beer is done. Come on. Just quick.
Dude, I don't even have beers in the house, Ben.
Well, we'll door-hash yourself.
Maybe, maybe, but I'm probably just gonna, nah, I'm just gonna drink coffee, bro.
Can you hear about the Lacey Appreciation Day on July 24th?
Wait, Lacey, you're getting the Appreciation Day, bro?
Yeah, it's going viral on TikTok. Lacey Appreciation Day, July 24th, mark your calendars.
Yeah.
We're all throwing some on the grill.
They also told me that my Appreciation Day is on February 25th.
Oh, no, no, no, please, please don't, please don't.
I thought February has like 28 days or something, infamously.
Yep.
Hey bro, we're going to be home in literally 12 minutes as
well.
It says.
All right, bro.
So right now it's me, you, Lacey X and Voldemort.
It's always forward.
Muda.
You prefired it.
Wow.
Nice refire.
I was expecting to last in a swimming lobby.
wait so you guys dead-ass think Muda cheats and Mecca like I thought it was
kind of just like a troll reddit thread yeah and also we can group with
ginger's lobby the British blokes but I think they have like 10 or something I
don't know we'll get a big ass lobby it's like it's like it's like you getting
just sober and it's like the mickey as fuck cuz you just have someone there
just tell you what to do. It's like, all right, we can't have moonup, bro. Like, please.
Just some random, random gut punch there for no reason. All right, bro. Yo, I'll see you in 10 minutes, dude.
Well, 11 minutes right now. All right. See you, Rob.
Dude, that's a good group, bro. Tell Jin's like 10 minutes. Yo, actually,
want to join a group call with Muda? Yeah.
Let me have a call so I can invite Jin at least. Yep. On it. Here, Axe, I'm doing it.
Don't
Yo
Like the
I
Baby you're a fire
Come on
Yo, no yo Jesse what up, man?
If you if you generally enjoy fireworks, I think you are a pleb
Take on everything
I didn't have to correct it.
Like, bro, dude, Fireworks is cool, bro. I knew here I was hammered doing fireworks.
Why not? Okay, why don't they just get a fucking fat-ass bomb?
Like, I don't say location of it. I don't say this is like-
I like to get bombs. I love that.
But a fucking mega ultra bomb full of fireworks and it-
BOOM!
Yeah.
Okay, so you just want to like, what, kill people and blow people up?
No, no.
It's like a nuke.
Fireworks.
Everybody gets to enjoy it from afar, right?
And people's dogs don't go crazy ever.
There's only one blast.
Bro.
What?
You know what it is, man.
Both of July's only one day.
So only one big blast, everybody gets to sit watching
and that's it, you're gonna go to bed.
You don't have to drop a muc of fireworks.
Yes, like New Mexico or some shit, like in the desert.
Javan Yook, but a new propel fireworks.
Nah, he openheimer, fuck.
So actually your idea instead of fireworks
is just to drop a nuke.
I don't know.
A hydrogen bomb.
Oh my god.
But with fireworks in it.
Interesting.
Well, that wouldn't make any sense
because how would a hydrogen bomb convert to a firework?
Isn't a firework like gunpowder?
No, it would be on the outside layer of it.
I'm looking this up.
What makes up a firework?
Don't Google that.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, you wanna watch this?
Yeah, you wanna watch this?
Don't go with that.
Yeah.
Both types.
How do I make green seeds in the man?
I'm gonna explode some of the fireworks.
I didn't type how to make a hydrogen bomb.
I said what makes up a firework, bro?
It says,
core ingredients is oxidizer to supply oxygen for burning,
Fuel to create the rapid combustion metal sauce to produce vivid colors and
binders like dextrons to hold everything together.
Was it?
I forgot what I was going to say, bro.
Fuck.
Oh yeah.
How many countries do fireworks?
Is it literally just the U.S.?
Wait, what?
No, it's all of them.
You can see that on your computer.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
The 4th of July.
Yeah.
And yeah, because it's a 4th of July.
Yeah.
It's only the U.S.
Yeah.
No, what kind of day though?
They've came to the day.
Yeah.
Canada day.
No, we don't.
Canadians have literally said it.
And I I'll say that we don't give a shit like literally you go in Canada said if we don't give a shit about that
What do you mean guys I got fireworks from Canada days ago and and how many were there I haven't heard a single
It was me my mom and my mama and that's it my brother
Yeah, but anybody around you
No, actually my neighbor came out and said
And then we're like, I have to watch it though.
Let me go back to, yo, we have our element.
It's just that here, you don't really,
I mean, they do it, but just not,
I think my dinner part time is too chill.
It's boring.
Oh yeah.
On the present July, there's no fireworks or nothing?
Bro, we're not in US, bust up.
Bro, you guys want to be US so bad.
Nobody wants to be like US, bro.
Like when I go to the US.
the US wishes they were Canadian.
Genuinely.
Why?
Don't you live in the US, bro?
So, I didn't know that.
Yeah, fuck.
The US wishes they operated it the way that we operate it,
because we have all the goods of the US
and not made it of the negatives.
Exactly.
Genuinely.
And we can leave the house without the fear
of just getting shot for no fucking problem.
And if you do get shot, you don't have to fucking,
you don't have to send your grandma, okay,
in order to get aided.
I agree.
Yeah, but I'm not gonna lie,
I like the Canadian hospital is kinda ass though,
like I heard that if you break your arm,
you're like sitting on a waiting list for like half an hour.
Dude, this is what Dante has told me,
this is what Dante has said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He said like if you break your arm,
you're just like sitting in the chair for an hour.
True.
Like, do you care about the health care though?
More like 20 hours, what?
The waiting line at hospitals,
If you have a broken up, don't give a shit.
Fuck that.
Bro, did you know that they have to re-break it?
Well, in a bunch of cases, to break your wrist or whatever,
by the time they see you, they have to re-break it
so that it's, yeah, because it's fusing.
Yeah, it's a heel.
Real shit, real shit, real shit.
You shit.
Wait, are you able as a Canadian to pay
to get to skip the line or no?
Yes.
Okay, but here's what I understand.
All these countries have universal health care, right?
Why does the U.S. not have universal health care?
Like, if you break your arm, why do you have to pay for it?
If you get cancer, why do you have to pay for it?
Like legitimately, why?
What is the point?
Greed?
But people are like dying though.
Like, that's so fucked.
Like, bro, chat, imagine this, right?
You literally just break your fucking arm.
Like, it's some tragic accident.
You break your arm and you break your leg.
And then, you know, you go to a hospital
so you can function.
And then you get billed like fucking five grand, 10 grand.
Like, how is that?
That doesn't even sound fair.
Why do you have to pay for your own like health?
Shouldn't your government just take care of you?
Like, shouldn't your government just take care of you, bro?
No, why not?
Bro, also, Chad, think about it like this, right?
What if you literally get cancer?
Like, this happens, bro, people get cancer all the time,
every day, I'm sure everybody in this stream
knows one or two people with cancer.
Why do you have to pay for cancer treatment?
like excuse me, how's that even like legal?
Like I don't know how's that, how's any of that legal?
Like why is, why is people's health a business?
Like if that should be the, like one of the only things
where it's like, dude, just take care of people.
Like, I don't know, you should just take care of people, bro.
That's like, fuck.
Yeah, that's a W for Canada.
Bro, don't a lot of countries have universal healthcare?
Let's ask Bernard.
We're waiting for Ron, anyways.
Hey, Bernard, what up?
Bernard, how many countries have universal healthcare?
As of 2026, around 73 countries worldwide
have achieved universal health coverage.
That's roughly about 37% of all countries.
The definition and extent of coverage can vary,
but more than 70 nations are generally recognized
as offering some form of universal health care.
So Bernard, if you're in...
Bernard, if you're...
Which I'm about to...
How many countries in Europe have it, Bernard?
As of 2026, around 73 countries globally have universal health coverage, which is about
7% of countries.
In Europe, almost all countries have some form of universal health care, with roughly
47 European countries having systems that-
Guys, it's just not insane.
Okay, Bernard just said the same thing twice, but yeah, besides the point, got sidetracked,
but that's insane, bro.
You shouldn't have to pay for your health.
you should just be able to go to hospital.
Oh, it was a good thing.
It was a fantastic time, bro.
You're on back as two years and you're still Plot.
14 years in Plot.
Who's down?
I didn't just nonstop keep playing League.
Jetsy, Jesse's been playing.
What am I?
I don't know what I'm not.
That's good.
Yo, bro, I know people have been playing for nine years
and they're ironed.
OK, is that a kid?
What are we talking about?
Kadeem here, bro?
Like, who else are we talking about?
for 10 years and still was still iron. Um, literally like half of my iron teammates,
they were like stretching back to like 2014 with bronze iron accounts.
Plus like if you leave swivel, it's horrible game. Yeah, like it all you did back in the
day, if you like really weren't into it that much was just get gold. So you would get the
skin. So like, I would always get gold. And then one day, like, I'm a cute boy, like,
me off and said I couldn't get diamond. I couldn't. He was right. But at least I got
Plat. That was the best I could do.
Sniper! Sniper! This guy is a little beeline to me. I mean, it's a little snyming. I mean,
you know snyming.
Bro, are you doing viewer mecha-chameleon? I would-
Oh, no. I'm doing random lobbies. Just because I'm stalling. I mean, I'm one of you on it.
Bro, we're just waiting for Rondale, bro, and Lacey.
Yo, Chad, I feel like the more I do bad things, the better I'll be getting on it.
Like I'll have like presets in my head of what object I can make.
Yo, uh, wait, where's Dan, but I'm sorry.
I was just, I was supposed to get into a call with Epic at 8.
Epic what?
About this, uh, like they invited me to this like thing.
I don't know if I can leak though, but.
Wait, what is this, uh, Pro-Am thing?
Yeah, yeah, it's the Pro-Am.
I had to hop on a call at 8. Do I just like tell them to schedule the call?
Yeah, no, just
But yeah, well, I guess but or you could just call them. I don't know
Yo, uh, Jesse, what other games do you play bro besides leak?
Like what are your main games?
Counter-strike counter-strike is the best game. Oh
God to you. Yeah, I don't know. No, but I will say
The fucking player spend half the game in a fucking TV screen or on a phone screen
on a fucking toy RC car. What a fucking joke. Oh, boy, you're playing RC car for fucking 30 minutes
straight and then everything with your teammates about some dumb shit. Yeah. So the RC car thing
you're talking about is droning and that skill expression. So boom, roasted now expression.
What are you dense guys? I'm expressing myself. Look, I'm a butterfly. You're just
Line up like and flash your team. I agree that we could put we could put CS on one side. We could put
Rainbow one side would say balance the best game in the world. So Muda, let me ask you this. Well, yeah
You're just fucking stupid. But Muda, let me ask you this man. Um
do you like
There's the thing. The reason why I like Siege compared to Counter Strike or Valorant is if an enemy does anything, whether they crouch, prone, drone, throw a grenade, throw a flash, throw a smoke, it's going to produce some type of sound or audio.
In CS, you can literally get four-man gangbanged and they can make no audio. Like, that's stupid. They can just shift walk. That's all those games are, bro.
Yeah, but there's peakers advantage of someone slow walks in your crosshair. You're dead like what if you're a good player
Yeah, but what if someone's just slow walks behind you? I
Mean, it's also a skill. It's also a skill. You need to know where they're gonna be without you knowing what they're gonna be
Look dude. Hey to each of them
Oh like for rainbow you can't make one fucking movement on your controller or keyboard without announcing to the entire fucking map
exactly where you are that's you are that's skill bro here's the other thing
dude um cs and you know tell me if I'm wrong bro uh you literally can be an
idiot but if you have a really good aim it doesn't even matter because you can
just skip to high ranks if your aim's good you're gonna just be a dumbass like
have no games now that's that's actually wrong no I think that in valorant that
take that works but not in cs wait wait wait whoa whoa whoa there's actually a
Billies Valorant would have more skill expression
Muda you get a same in Valorant be honest. No, no, actually yes, but it gets way more complex than that
I think everyone here knows that like both CS is like 90 percent mechanics and like 10 percent like fucking like or like
60 70% mechanics the other one like it's like brain Valorant's like bro
You have abilities you have to know every single ability if they know every single abilities cool down like we get a sin
Bro, all I'm saying dude is I
I don't like enemies making no noise. That's all I'm saying and maybe it's just like wait
She's for 10 years, so I'm just gonna scoff at that idea, but I don't like the idea of somebody making no audio
It's just stupid. It's not real. Let's talk. Well, that's only for walking though
But yes, you can't do anything with only walking it walking like it doesn't get you anywhere
like
Like the movement in CS for one place or another if it's like
You want to be it's like going from room room a to room c, right?
Like that's that's the no audio, but the actual gameplay is full audio like I'm like you have to swing it
You're not yeah, I mean you're slow walking. You're just dead. You're just guys. Yeah
I just mean like 1v1 post plant scenario like someone's going to be ship walking
You're not gonna get audio on them and like that is just dumb
I've gotten jump-scared in CF surveillance. That's what I'm saying. You never get jump-scared if you're good
But you're missing the point though. You you have earned your position in yo, what's up?
Bro we have space bro yo we have space silky come play bro
Let's go!
I'm gonna go and see my hobbies.
I'm gonna go and see my hobbies.
Run to my call, dude.
Alright, bro, I'm gonna do it right now, alright?
Alright.
I'm not playing for it.
The skill ceiling for CS is way too high.
To even compare it to...
Yeah, but the thing is, bro, I had a CS arc where I didn't stop until I got face to level 10.
And I got face to level 10 in, like, two days.
And no, I was not cheating.
I don't believe in anything you do when you've cheated in every game you've been
I mean that's insane
It's on screen
True
It is on straight
Bro you said six months ago Roblox cheating
That's six months ago man
No, I think that was rough
Except for that one done in three weeks ago and that was really mad
It's all I just had to cheat
He said he relapsed
What do you want heroin bro? Just play the game. Okay, low-key and addiction. Yeah
It wasn't addiction at the time, bro. It was a dark time, bro. Like, okay, Jesse. I'll be a dark time now
But that's it. You have to go back in it. I'm gonna do that for a moment. All right
I'm just a hard time today. I'm gonna go to the video game. What the fuck is that? You have played CS and Val right, Jesse?
Yes, and I know you prefer CS. I also perverse. Yes, like CS is more fun than Valorant. I fucking hate Valorant. Yeah, but um
Do you think Valorant has more skill expression than CS because it has abilities or do you not?
Can you say skill expression is something I've never heard before? Can you explain skill expression?
It's just like different ways to express skill like abilities or sound or whatever the fuck.
Like it can mean literally anything like League is a game with a lot of skill expression.
See, in CS we just call it game sense.
It's like, it's knowing the timings of how someone can be moving or some shit, like I
guess that's in play, but Valorant has the cool down stuff, which is, like I don't fuck
with that because my brain isn't big enough for that.
So maybe I would say Valorant is more brain oriented, but CS is more skill oriented.
I agree, I agree, I agree.
So pretty wrong, low key.
There's a great example.
You'll agree.
Yes, it's a valiant, but Dota is the league.
Yeah, you can say, oh, you'll get by this game.
It doesn't matter.
It has more mechanics.
It takes a longer to imagine the mechanics.
And the punishments for not mastering those mechanics
is a lot steeper.
Therefore, you have to abide and bind into those systems
and match the mechanics.
There's no shortcuts.
Yeah, I remember that.
Right.
Yeah, the movement of CS is better and it's harder to get like it's harder to master.
Ron, we're talking about what even takes more skill, Ron. CS or Val, what do you think? You play both.
Go ahead.
CS.
Yes, sir.
Because CS, like you don't get these flashbangs that go through walls, you just strategically know it.
You gotta know these smokes, your abilities don't recharge, you don't have this bullshit mechanics.
Mechanics anyone in CS can learn it and like optimize how you play with Valorant. It's just bullshit. There's random RNG
It's just bullshit. I got rez. I got walled. I got I got eight flashes
Yo, dude go to the spot and put the fucking big blob like it's just a little bit true
It's harder for Muda because they have an anti-cheat
This is gonna be a great session, bro
Alright, bro, like deadlock is fighting everyone in the hottest games of all time. Lacey, what game takes more skills?
CS or battle?
What about that?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, so key. So what game takes skills CS or battle?
I mean, I'm asking fucking slicky about
Oh, here we go.
Like, yo, actually, yo, yo, yo, yo, QCX, bro.
What happened to Marvel Rivals, bro?
OK, so let me learn.
All right, so let me be honest, right?
I spanked, I spanked XUC, and then I ended up coming up short.
But, you know, it was all DGs.
And they don't know.
I wait and spank the whole family.
Yo, that's my job.
yo what the fuck bro go come on come on right so weird we're all friends today
bro we're all friends right bro eggs bro bro i need some motivation let me add
jinx guys i like does jinx want to play or is he is he with like 10 people
or is he chilling by himself i'll add jinx like i'll add jinx if he wants to join he can join
i don't know i think we're just gonna do 10 people in a lot
I
Who's saying up the lobby
Everybody hello there. Oh my god
Hey, I appreciate how you're doing well sexy people. Yeah, wait, what time is it right now?
Okay, it's five to one in the morning. Hey, Jim. Hey lacy baby boo. Hey, Mexico's gonna shit on England
Oh, it's all I do is eat fucking American twat
Shit on England
Or British it and I'm I'm USA in Spain. That's why I am why the fuck you Spain
Yeah
Portugal gets a goal make sure
Yes, he is yes, he is
Okay, say some Spanish
Spain like shit is different bro
Am I in shit is there Viva la Mexico chat. Okay. Here's the thing dude
Uh, this is where it gets into dicey territory, bro. I'm just gonna come out and say it man
The longer this game goes on the more weird shit can happen, bro
The more weird shit can happen this game's fucking dicey like let me know what happens, bro
Let me know we might have a little bit of upset in our hands, bro
It's all I'm gonna say, bro. See the stats. Let's see the stats. Let's see the stats. Okay
Boom nine shots to three shots one shot on target to one shot on target 70% possession and 30% possession. I
Mean Portugal has one shot on target Croatia has one shot on target. This is anybody's game chat
So, but it's thinking about football, bro. All it takes is one fucking goal, man
All it takes is one fucking goal, bro
This is interesting.
No, I'm going to be honest.
I don't want Portugal to win because I think it's more entertaining like Portugal vs Spain
is more entertaining than like Spain vs Croatia.
But yeah, I don't know.
They've been shitting the bat the whole World Cup, bro.
They just been shitting the bat.
So we'll see.
We'll see what happens.
We'll see what happens, bro.
We'll see.
We'll see.
I have Portugal as one of my favorites to win that.
You know what you're kinda doing is, it's nice.
All right, we play it or no?
Wait, XCC, you're so used to it.
No, we never sit in the bed.
You wouldn't say that about Argentina, though, huh?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Argentina hasn't shit in the bed against anyone.
Argentina has not shit in the bed against anyone, bro.
What the fuck are you saying, man?
Yeah, I wouldn't say that,
because Argentina's doing incredible.
What are you typing, bro?
They play good in all their games.
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
What are you saying?
I swear to God, I swear to God.
What do you say, bro?
No, I won't let you say it!
Bro.
I said, I got something to say.
What?
Because.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, I'm like, I mean, I'm like.
You hear that too?
We do an 8, we do an 8, 2v6.
Yeah, I can do a lacer.
Yeah, what's that pinch?
Ginch?
Why do you keep?
Yo, Ginch, if you do that, you're going to get it.
Yo, lacer.
Yo, lacer.
Play with it.
Let's lacer.
Yo, can we play the game, y'all?
No, right, right, right.
Are you guys making fun of a British accent right now so yeah, that's not killed is that that that that
We're not Ronaldo clear messy. Yeah, I'm sure he does bro. Yeah
Yo, they see we're not doing this bullshit rage. They don't run run. That's my name. Yeah, we're not doing that ass
I'm sorry, I'm so selfish.
I'm so selfish.
I'm talking about things.
Okay, nice.
I am my son. I feel it with myself.
My name is Nicholas Fosco, and that is me.
Let's play voice Cleveland.
Yo, what do y'all think of the bloody game?
No, invite me.
I'm not in the lobby. Who's setting up the lobby, bro?
LaBron to the Golden State Warriors.
Please, please.
He's going back to the league.
LaBron to the Cavaliers, finally.
All right, so who's gonna say the love you all?
Yeah, this isn't a leak. This is old brown. This is old. Yo hi guys. Hi boys, what's that about?
What's that?
Hey, Ron, Ron.
What this quarter the mecha shit one I mind fuck me my ass titles wrong
Oh
Yeah, there's like everyone in there
How do you do that shit discord there's more people that are playing look I'll link it in this muscle
Okay, I don't like did I like this?
You're so stupid!
You're so stupid!
You're gonna give me any time before you say it!
X is like, yo, don't make it! Boom!
Chomp is the new! What the fuck was that?
No time to prep!
What a fucking idiot!
You didn't really...
No, he's biting me, bro!
Badass!
Wait, did I get it?
What the fuck was that?
Oh!
Oh!
I just need my phone number. Oh my god guys. Yeah, like what a dumb fucking thing to say
I mean
This guy's a wrong profile picture. He's hard on the child. Yo
Yeah, hi guys, can you teach us how to play the game? Hi guys
Hi guys wipe our asses. Hi guys. Yo, yo
We should go to a contest and open up a server.
We all look at it at the same time.
And see who is the first viewer and where does it come from?
To say something really bad.
So you're encouraging toxic people?
No, I'm not.
OK, now it's for the planet.
This is the sort of thing I'm going to see.
Who's got the most racist chat?
I say it.
They say the same sort every time.
Join or join, join or not, join or not.
We have a server.
Thank you, I was, what a Chad.
All right, cheers, I was.
Can we slap the-
What's the game, bro?
Have I, can you make the server, have I?
Yeah, I can make it.
Hi, Brian, do you want to play?
Yeah, I can play.
All right, bet me, though.
Oh, I found the server, thank you.
Excuse me.
Hey, dude.
Yeah, see, I'm not even getting that long ago.
Maybe the worst idea I've ever heard, ever, probably.
No, it's a good idea, it's a good idea.
So you wouldn't do it like this.
You wouldn't do it like this.
The way you would do it is that it would just
have it naturally, right?
The open as in servers, every leak sits,
but it would all in our own servers, right?
And see how many messages it takes before somebody says,
Rekai is live, I'm leaving.
Again, bro, you don't have to announce it, bro.
You don't have to announce it.
Rekai live?
What's Rekai doing, bro?
What's Rekai doing?
All right, where's this
I think we should play the game today or tomorrow, but you lost to me, you lost to me, I knocked
you out quick.
I didn't lose to you.
My team lost to you.
I didn't lose to you.
You have as few slaps of shit in there?
Yeah, I'm just downloading some maps real quick.
All right. Yeah, guys, this is going to take care of us.
Are you guys nice?
Did I know how to paint?
Like, I really know how to paint.
Like, I'm really nice.
Oh, trust me.
You know you don't have to paint, bro.
Who do you guys think's winning the World Cup?
Uh, what is it?
America.
England.
France.
Canada.
Canada.
Canada.
England.
England.
England.
England.
England.
England.
England.
England.
England.
England.
If we don't worry guys, I'm back
Damn
Britain doesn't deserve to win
We're playing against low block
I didn't hear you. Hi guys is doing it around. He's downloaded maps. Yo the finals is gonna be hard to team of France again and I
No, it's not gonna be Argentina France. No, it's not.
Who's going to be the God of this?
In the World Cup finals?
I'm going, I think it's going to be USA.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
What?
It's going to be USA in France.
USA in France and USA is going to win.
It can't be USA in France.
You're fucking wrong.
Well, guess what? It's not going to be England because they're about to lose to Mexico.
So it doesn't even matter. You might as well stop watching.
I think he's not Mexican.
Can't support Mexico.
Nice.
Like, yeah, it was large, large, so how are like, okay, so who do you support?
Who do you support?
I support Canada.
You fucking trash.
Canada is trash.
Okay.
Canada is not Africa.
No.
We just be Africa.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
You have because of continent.
Yeah
I
Okay, so instead of going all over this little bit of a motor can you see?
Yeah, no shit, Jim no fucking
I did it's time to walk the fucking baby
When this kid up late next I gotta hate
They're done, bro
Yeah, because because the refs from Bosnia, so he had to throw up a phony red card
She was bullshit. Messi did the same thing and didn't even get a yellow card
Made the world cup he's gonna do whatever he wants at least one incident then without mess side is no world cup
He's allowed to mess. I
Allow it
Nobody, you don't need to do all that.
What?
They're like you just had a life out of the discourse.
Yeah.
Who else is joining?
How many more people are joining?
This is nine.
I mean, two.
I'm joining.
I'm joining right now.
Three.
There's three or four.
Because he's the messiah.
Think about it.
Well, Jesse, we do that after the server call.
So we do that call in the server?
I think so, yeah.
Yes, we invited a bunch of people before him.
Chad, is this the thing with me?
Is that not for me?
Yeah, my shirt's easier.
Does your penis curve?
I don't think that a messiah has to be religious in nature.
You can be a messiah without the end of the job.
This guy's got a take for everything.
Yo, let's do a different server.
I don't think by your head, it's fucking bold.
Bold as my balls, buddy.
Why are you on my dick and balls for a reason?
What is that?
Yo, X, I'm gonna be honest.
In terms of the hair department, you do modern me.
So I'll give you that.
Like, I'll give you that.
You have nice hair, bro.
Well, if I don't, all right.
Yo, join the server, by the way, guys.
So server.
Yeah, you guys, yes.
I'm in little contest in Houston.
We have to draw the freshest kicks on this all.
We don't know, we don't know, bro.
Yeah, we don't know, bro.
We don't know me and Jason.
Yeah, what up?
What's up guys, what up?
Jesus Christ.
Just vibing to you right now,
about to play some magic.
No, Ian.
So he's invited one random user in the channel
to be last their day.
Yeah, guys, guys, this is a wedding with no content.
Everybody draw in his lobby and draw a fit.
What you're not the group leader bro you're not
No, do we want the MO?
I can't you're mad as fuck right now show the watch
I would say something but you got nothing so I mean
Yeah, you don't actually think Canada's beating Morocco, right?
Hello everybody.
You're slicky, are you in?
Come on.
Canada's not beating Morocco.
Canada's not slicky, bro.
No, I'm fine. I'm fine, man.
Chad, this kind of looks like a little...
Canada is not beating Morocco.
Canada's not beating Morocco after.
You are on drugs, X.
Okay, okay, back on Andy.
Okay, fake Mexican, Andy.
What the...
Fake Mexican, Andy, bro.
How can you have fake Mexican?
Literally fake Mexican, is sort of...
Because I support Mexico?
no you broke your lark lark so how is it love how what is love about it what is
love about it whatever is currently winning it to get some points of PR
we see what you are not true not true at all I don't know I don't know the job
me and every other Mexican out there we did we don't want you are not Mexican
You are the most Caucasian person I've ever met!
Niho! Niho! You are not Mexican!
Buddy! Oh, I can't.
Nah, actually, tell us how you're Mexican. Tell us, bro. Tell us how you're Mexican.
Wait, I have a question.
Former, former, former.
Former Mexican, so you quit.
So you quit, like...
Like, what does that mean, former Mexican? You quit, Niho? Like...
It's a classic. You guys got no reference game. Come on, bro.
Who the fuck is Cocoa we don't know Cocoa that goes to our school everybody in good to go. I'm ready. Let's play. I'm ready
There's only 10 of us. Yeah, bro. My hand right so bad fuck. It was scored. Wait. Who just scored wait, wait Christ has scored
Who's scored oh my god
No
Lacey's also
But I think messy better than Ronaldo
Like 10 seconds ago
What did you not say that who said
Ladies and that yeah
Why don't all be friends bro?
It's all be friends bro. I feel like
you
Who said that you're loud?
It's my character too big is this the wrong character what the fuck is this all right, so I'm actually dialed the fuck in here
God, I love this game.
Oh, why is my car so bad?
Paint yourself.
Paint yourself.
Paint yourself.
Yo, Jesse, bro.
OK.
I'll do it.
Um, I'll do it.
I'm a bitch who's hitting me.
I'm a bitch who's hitting me.
I'm not even being just bad.
I got your bro.
That is actually a good spot.
Yeah.
Alex, Alex.
I'm going to help you.
Alex, no.
Alex, don't.
Silky, who's better at Marvel Rivals?
You or Axe?
Right.
Come on, leave me.
Oh, OK.
I guess.
What?
I got you just now you guys I'm not even getting them in the roof I'm not even getting
I bugged out I'm on now I'm in the roof
Wait do you see Jinx? Jinxie look help
Chad I'm fucked yeah I want to do some arching hold on
I just fell out of the wall
If anyone stream snipes I swear to god like
Full blown investigation bro get this get him cancelled
Oh my god I'll be fucking
X, X what the fuck, what the fuck.
Oh God, Chad, what the fuck.
What is this?
15 seconds.
Wait, why is there 15 fucking seconds?
I got nothing, bro.
Yeah, why is there 15 fucking seconds?
You gotta just have CTE, bro.
Lock in, please.
Yo, yo, I love, wait.
That's not even bad, though, wait.
That's not even bad.
You think seeing that, I'm like, I'm like, I'm just,
think like, go on with it, go on with it, Mr. Stitt.
I'm like, I'm like, come on, lock in, come on.
I'm just dead as fuck bro.
What's happening to my character?
It's not even a mod map.
Like.
Oh, you know, you know, dog shit next.
Oh, you're your voice.
You're on the weapon to you, man.
My voice team.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How did you make it worse?
It was already terrible, but I mean, I'm using the headset mic like this, but brother
to me, it's equal.
We got killed.
I was just kidding, I was kidding man, I was kidding.
Let me go and switch it up for you.
Chad, what do I do?
I was just doing better.
Did you not join?
Please, no, hold on.
Hahahahaha!
Right, bro, there's like no time.
There's no time to hide.
Oh my god, there's no time to hide.
Fix the room.
Bro, look at that spot, bro, look at that spot.
Let's go.
Yeah, bro.
Fuckin' neat.
Classic.
You guys can't just pull me a bot.
There was five seconds to fucking pay.
That's I didn't do nothing, bro. I'm I think Croatia scored again. So Portugal's
Like into the void bro, what do you want me to do?
It's working
Yeah, I got one in me, but you do think it's only one side. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh, it was an offside goal
Yeah, don't be offside and how hard it could it be no
I've never gonna go.
You like my spot?
You want me to what?
I said mute up.
You're already dead.
I'm holding.
I'm holding.
How have you not got shot?
What?
I don't know.
What?
There you go.
I can't hear.
See.
There's two of us.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna fucking suit you
Bro
It's nice. I mean I didn't have much fucking time
Do we only have like five seconds wait? I don't see
We should put at least like a hundred seconds for the paint. Yeah, five seconds
How are you not finding these I'm I'm gonna play see what play me
I'm never getting found that's why they're like it found it's just a strange thing
Look at this
They added bullet count as well
Well, are you gonna play the game I see it like what the fuck is that?
I have enough time actually gotta find me bro. What are you doing? Well, I see you're dead, bro
I remember you can't talk apparently
What is this
I'm not gonna lie, everything I do, you guys just think I cheated on him.
Of course, of course, yeah.
How is there enough foul?
That is the worst spot ever.
Well, look at what he's trying to be.
Do you see what he's going for?
That's smart, bro.
They probably can't even see him on their screen.
He's a guy, isn't he?
That's the boy who cried wolf.
I don't get it.
And then there was four.
Bro, you think too hard, Ron.
What is he trying to be?
Oh, bro think about it like look at what he's trying to be I don't want to say it
But like it looks like something you just passed by I'm not gonna lie. I would never shoot this
Yeah
This I would die in 10 seconds
So huge
What is map is huge now motor motor hit a whistle bro whistle whistle at least what's a whistle
Seconds is whistle
Was that being scary
Okay, are you fucking? Oh my god extra team silky you guys are fucking dumb, bro
I don't know about that. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god
Oh
Thanks, you walk past me
Actually my best you know what's better? I feel it the less you think the better you hide
I'm gonna
Run you have to run you have to think hard
Do not have him
Finning no hide at least dude let people have a little fun
He DM me he said he couldn't join and then to help him no wait what oh yeah wait for Jen
Wait till chat when all those squirters off-side yeah, yeah, what's going on right now join?
I'm gonna rip a piss get ginger here have us
Wait, it's like who knows playing what sir
and they
yeah oh hey psycho no
oh hey
uh why did you call
why did you call this a quiet
because we're locked into making our characters
yeah
he's not at home
does Pepsi have the red on the top or the bottom
no I'm not making all your Pepsi cans
oh it's on top of my it's on my desk
this. Hold on. Hold on. Hold
No, chill.
Hey, yo.
No, no, no.
I can't see anything.
It's just fake flash, man.
I can't see.
Can you blow my whistle, baby?
Whistle, baby.
We're still baby, man.
No, Jason, shut the fuck up.
All right, you guys ready?
We know you're in, Gents.
Was it?
Yeah, how do I join?
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Just the name and the password.
Yeah, just scroll about.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
Oh, wait.
I thought you were kidding me.
I thought you were cool with me
Hey, hey, hey
There we go
Oh, shit, it's my fucking goal
Alright, well guys Muda, Seeker, so let's just put the GGs now
The game's over, enjoy the fun
Fuckin' goal, man
Like, y'all do it yourself
Yo, Muda, I'm not hunting with you, bro
Please, god
Dude, I like, just hide, bro
Game's over, man
Yo, yo, you guys, you guys
You guys, what am I, what am I
Ah, who the fuck is that?
the fuck is that you guys want more hiding time who is what do you think
seconds blue hoodie wait what's the score that's silky so that's what makes
that so you can hide with me bro I'm trying to hide there's 200 seconds is
That's so much it was already
Whatever
Whose voices it's like a podcast
I said, yeah, I said, I said,
that is disgusting.
That is disgusting.
That is disgusting.
Guys, we're actually playing a game right now.
This is a big fucking door.
This is a big fucking door.
I'm fucked.
I'm going to go to my fucking door.
This guy's from Norway.
He's a fucking fucking fucking fucking fan.
Oh, that's not fun.
This is a fan. That's Clear's Day.
Yeah, that's a fan. Clear's Day fan.
He grabbed him from behind. Clear's Day fan.
If it's not a fan, it's rubber ass.
Sorry.
What are you doing up here, you russians?
He's just chasing the screen.
This is a big fucking line.
People who do out he was funny, bro, I'm gonna get the one y'all. Hey, good luck, Ron. Yeah, this is a clear pen
After review creation player number 13 holds his opponent with two
To be fair, I'm gonna be honest, that's a pen now Ronnie's gonna take it probably
Dude one thing you gotta say bro CR seven does take really good pens bro very good pens. So he's she should take it
He's clinical
Confirm who will take you this is a big moment. This is a big fucking moment
See anyone else
The state you haven't any money on anybody other than Christiana Ronaldo Christiano
Yeah, this is big focus guys for your focus
This is bitch this is big
Will see our seven equalize
Will he equalize? Will... oh he's concentrated. Will he make it? Will he make it? This is a huge pen.
One thing you can never take away from CR7 is he is clinical. From pens. Clinical. He's taking it out. He's taking it. He's taking it. Has it faked?
tie game tie game tie game wow the crowd is exploding the crowd is fucking
exploded beautiful pan
yo yo yo you guys ready
I would assume he just scored a goal. Yeah
I can't even fucking paint thank you thank bro. I don't know what's going on bro. It was that
Yeah, Stanley Cupzone. I know we get a W. Ronaldo in the chat
Yeah.
Who is the most likely cop?
I'm like, we're not all like old ladies.
Raleigh Carolina.
Yeah, OK.
All right, guys.
Good luck in your hiding spots, man.
Muda, you know what to do.
Turn it on.
Not yet.
They're already on, brother.
We're DMA on this man.
What?
Chad is my spot.
I'll figure out what's my place.
I was thinking about soccer.
What are you dead eyes?
Are you dead eyes?
Muda lock in a spread out and conquer. All right, spread out and conquer check every corner. You go that way. I got this right
You always got to check high up to check high up
Yeah, how much you gonna get Muda finds me in like five seconds or somehow
Is there any sassy bakas? Wait, how many oh my god, there's a lot of hiders. It's kind of peak
trash can here
Oh
That was me, bro, that was me
Oh
Shit that's out of the way
Shit is the Mickey
This is a so fucking cringe
No, I don't know what to do. I'm just the worst player
Silky spot is so dog shit
Another red thread right there
Guys quiet on the whistles is the only best
Number watch mood a cell. Let's just see him find everyone. You ready?
Oh, I'm talking for people in the spin in ten seconds and all those
Let's just watch mood to find everybody again scored again
Not all need him to
Wait, no, no, Jim. She did he did score again or no? No, no, no. Oh my god
Wait
to whistle around. How does how does fucking have that corner? I don't know. You guys
find the whistle. Believe me. 15 seconds. Please. Please. Please. Please. We need this.
Oh my God. All your aura. Well, I'm gonna lie. I'm cooking so fucking hard right now.
I'm just gonna let you see what happens.
Yeah, activate the DMA.
Now activate the DMA.
Someone's right on me.
Like someone's right on me.
Now X, you saw, right?
You saw what he's trying to do.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's gonna.
Now play dumb and just lock on, Muta, do the thing.
Get your clip, bro.
Go ahead.
Yeah, here it comes.
matter of time matter wait you know
oh my god you're just a jixie open your eyes
yeah there's a whistle on me that I
can't find I coming coming as high as
good or am I just yeah what the fuck is
a guy is a guy this is crazy
yeah
22nd max was a mood of lock-in throw
hi by some real oh we have us nice
I just don't believe on yeah, this is like cheese, bro. How do you do?
I cutie Cinderella
They're both fucking your mood up. I think she was a joint
I'm not getting there here. I swear. Oh, he found a nice classic classic actually
The other guys close by that the other guys I heard both whistles. I'm not even joking
I
Definitely heard two whistles. Oh, no, we have no more now somehow now somehow find Jesse out of no
I go ahead to
We can see
Pat! Pat!
Can I say one thing now?
Yeah, I think he's fucking trashed it.
Your voice kinda sounds like Los Poyos edits that are sped up, you know what I'm talking about?
Ha ha ha!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
You're just so too smart!
Wait, we're here, so so you're here!
I was on the ground moving around a little bit, on the edges.
Oh, you're a straight thing, what the-
Jesse's fucking doing shit! I didn't even find that!
Bro, Maddy just funny, bro.
All the fuck they found high-fives of young people.
Yeah, I can't, I can't, I can't, I'm a 3-Doh!
I'm really counting on a 3-Doh, like, look at me, though!
What is Sielcum doing?
Well, I came number three, what did you play?
Nine.
You're kidding me, man.
I'm gonna be a hunter chat.
I'm just bad at the game.
There's gonna be a hundred.
Okay.
Most of it's ass.
Oh, Drake's at the game.
That's how you do it.
Yeah, yeah, he's jumping us at the TV.
He's not right.
I thought we had stadium.
Yo, guys, you guys are tapping two.
Like, guys, I'm...
Ronaldo's a great player, bro.
I'm not like...
I don't...
I'm not dissing Ronaldo, bro.
He's a great player.
scored a good bet
What do you want me to say bro? He's a great player. I don't care that he scored. He's he's the second best player ever
I only care people say he's better than messy. I know when all those great. I acknowledge his greatness all the time. I
Don't care that he scored a pen, bro. You're not gonna make me mad by doing that. I don't care. He's a great player
He's a legend
No, they'll be there.
Classic.
Oh, Locky and Guy.
Locky and Guy.
If you're hunting, make sure you don't shit.
Yeah, you're right. I'm like,
No, why is my player so big?
I'm just ignoring the whole time.
It's all extra.
Why is my player so big?
I'm just saying that.
I'm just here to have fun, bro.
I think Devin.
I think Devin, so Hunters can have fun.
the post
I don't want to be alive anymore
Can you blow my whistle?
If you ever want to do this up, don't, don't do it
What is this?
Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it
Silky, can you shut your door bro?
Silky please god man
I don't have a fucking door!
What?
You don't have a door man
So you want us to believe you don't have a door bro
a door bro okay on god though they have home Depot on door to actually get a
door
that's cold for me chat chat look at this I'm gonna actually impress you guys
I'm gonna impress you guys for the first time in my life yes and you James do
you really think England has a chance problem with all the gorgeous now I feel
with to be honest man I think we get to the level of me semi-final yeah I'm
like that is not winning in Mexico City at elevation wait but that's what I'm
saying I think if we beat Mexico we can get this seven is but I think that's
Mexico and Brazil
Yeah, I reckon all I beat Brazil
No, that's no bro, then he's gonna go off like
Vinnie
Yeah, this is lazy spot really this is lazy. I don't think it's that bad. Oh lazy. That's a sick spot on the wall, bro
Like nice James
Now Loki though Vinny is actually
How do I feel my body you know you like the decal not as well push your door
Yeah, can somebody close the line, bro. I'm not even kidding
Party and I'm drunk. Yeah. Yeah. No, what is that fucking noise man? I kind of fuck with it
Oh my god, turn TS off man, you know that emote?
Yeah, I'm lost, I'm fucking lost.
It's not even the emo, I just feel like I'm in a bathroom puking drunk right now.
Like that's what it sounds like.
I can hear my parents arguing in the background.
Aware.
I'm going up here, sir.
I'm going top deck, what the fuck all night.
Chad, does this look good?
I feel like it's not bad.
Not, Chad, you guys are fucking haters, bro.
This is not a lazy spot.
The thing is every time you hide somewhere, the child will always say it's AIDS.
Exactly, and then you win and they say it's bad.
Exactly, exactly.
Every time, bro, they like fuck them.
This is my chat.
Wait, the spot is lazy.
No, you guys were right.
JX, you think my spot's good?
Still cute.
I'm gonna check it in a second.
Like Russell, bro, how do you have...
How are you so good, man?
I'm just a dog shit player.
Ron, don't say that, bro.
You're still cute.
Alright, let's see.
I'm not getting that is that is calm. What the fuck Ron give a nice. Oh my god. That's unreal Russell. What the fuck
Right, it's pretty good. Oh, that's fucking unbelievable. Right
Yo, yo, yo
You're not streaming it, you just find me and say god I gotta, god I gotta, god I gotta
I can't watch this to ask Trump
No!
How does Jinxie not get found but I get found like
Bro because it's all about positioning
Hold on, does it get hint?
Oh dude, mood of this texturing?
Sorry, sorry, sorry bro
I like this, sorry bro
I really love that spot
Sorry Jinx, sorry bro
Bro I'm not even near you
Wait, is that second?
Hey, he looks like
What is that spot?
They're fucking straight sniping me.
No I'm not. No I am not.
You're not even streaming are you?
No I'm actually mad.
I'm dead ass here.
I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass.
This is fucking dumb.
Not bad James, not bad.
Shit.
Wow.
Silky what the fuck are you doing man?
Moody's spot is actually gone.
Like Silky you are trash bro.
HATCH, BRO, OH MY GOD, IT'S JUST PISSED ME OFF!
Bro, Stilke's literally even moving around.
STILKE'S STILL ALIVE!
OH MY GOD!
Somebody saw the tic-tac.
OH! YOU NEED A SON!
AHHHHH!
OH!
Thank you, we're so funny!
Yo, this actually makes me mad.
They did not see me!
LIKE, JESUS, WHAT THE-
No, this is what I'm talking about. My chat calls me man.
Bro, is this lady's ass?
I see a fucking-
We're always calling shit out!
the next rounds I'm going to be a
I'm going to be a what?
I heard something over here.
Dude, you guys are such babies when you die.
Just take it like a man, bro.
Get better.
Such a nice one.
I find this worse than Jinxies.
Are you serious?
You just gotta ignite.
Oh my god, T1 Croatia.
Wait, Croatia scored?
Are you serious?
No, wait, Croatia scored.
VAMOS!
Oh no, offside, offside, offside.
I don't get it.
I heard a whistle this way.
I heard a whistle this way.
I see I'm not kidding. You are so bad like oh, yeah, it's my spot. Good. I know I'm dead moron
Wait, where is this?
Yo, so you can use your
Yo, there is just no way can we get him a tour?
Yeah, I
Be caved like in minus 1000
I
Bro it is literally right next to me right here
But we think so much out of time there
Oh, yeah, he is
Who came in who came in we've been nevus, so somehow Jinxie is not found in this actually makes
How will I find any shit yeah
Yeah
I found him like what is this?
God, that's not a good game, bro.
Holy fuck.
I've never played that before.
Ron, spectate from a hunter POV.
They can't see him.
What?
Who's the other person alive?
Who is he?
Who is he?
I'm late.
I'm late.
Dude, it's not about the spot.
Not about the spot.
Not about the spot, man.
If we both survive, we got a kiss.
What?
Checking you guys see him?
Like...
Yes.
Tell me if I can get the...
Something's in here.
No, thank you for the pie.
Get the...
Thank you for the pie.
I get it. Thank you for the five. Give it.
44 seconds. You guys might want to dial in here, bro.
Something's inside of here. I know this.
Oh, hello. Wow. One more.
So, Jinxie, how is Jinxie the last person alive?
Someone whistle.
Jinxie in a one versus two situation.
Easy rod and definitely.
How is this possible?
How is this possible?
I'm not sure.
I'm not crazy.
I'm gonna find the guy who can't detect the candy.
I'm gonna leave him on my end.
I cannot believe that it is real.
Oh my god, I actually can't.
Okay, I'm gonna put them all.
Put them all.
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean, I'm gonna put them all.
Turn him down.
Jesse is playing among us, because he said that you didn't cheat.
So Jesse is watching the screen, you got it.
Jesse is playing among us, because he said that you didn't cheat.
I was actually gonna make a run for it actually I just ran for it there. I know they were like on me, bro
I was gonna try to go under the car. Okay, so I'm not a I'm not a pain like an idiot
You know, they heard your whistle though, and they went somewhere else. I think you should definitely change possible
Okay, I got it. I'm just not gonna try it'll pull them off so hard. It's unbelievable. All right, we're gonna do some DLCs
Oh
it's loud. Yo yo I got you I got
one more person or not. Yeah,
but hey, let's just add a hundred
people. Let's see. Just you know
what? Get everybody out. Invite
the Polishy keys. Tell Silky to
bring his party in his room.
They're all here.
Sentry invite. Wait, what map is
Discord that's an I don't know I had to download it as a museum app though girl. I'm gonna show you
Just click any of them dude, we better pens on our hands
Hey, Mooda, it's us versus the world
It's muta blank got it. Okay, so Chad here's the thing the problem with this bathroom is I'm so isolated one whistle
I'm just gonna get targeted. I feel like the best thing to do is get somebody to come in with me
Like dude, do you know what I'm saying chat if I go in here, bro?
There's honestly not one good hiding spot in here. It's so worth it's so tiny
Like what I have to stack up with somebody if I stack up
I have a chance
Be poop, yeah, but pro poop gets checked every time you always check for shit
This guy doesn't even know he's lodged I
Could just be grass. I don't think that's a horrible idea
Also, I feel like the main lobby chat there's gonna be so much people
Chad is this a bad spot? Oh god it's tiny, this grass is too thin. No no no, this grass
is too thin. Lazy spot? Okay. I mean I could try to make this guy's penis. What do you think?
You know what? I'm going for it. I don't care.
What is that noise?
What is that noise? You guys see that?
Ah, that feels like it's going to stand out.
who the fuck is talking? who's talking? Chad is that bad?
Is that bad?
This feels better. Chad, this feels better. This feels better.
I'm like kind of like the sky.
Chat, I know it looks bad, but imagine you're a hunter and you're focused on a bunch of
stuff.
They're not gonna see this.
Chat, how do you do the textures, bro?
What do I do for this?
I can't see because the fucking discord.
Chat, what do I do?
Is it down?
Straight?
You paint texture.
How do you do the other shades, y'all?
How?
I'm crooked?
Bro, I feel like I'm really in there.
I feel like I'm really in there.
Value?
Just paint the texture?
Shades?
I hate this chat, man, how do you do the textures, guys, how do you do the textures?
Little dots and then like swipe your mouth spam. Yeah, the smallest that you can make like the smallest brush. Thank you. Thank you
Thank you. That's one. Oh
How'd you see that was a good one, bro? Oh
fuck
You're fucking stream sniping me, right? Are you okay bro? What's wrong dude? No, I'm not I'm not a just dog shit
Okay, what?
Who's a bad seeker now? What can you have fun no more video games?
You see that as front head up kid
Now Lacey's got my stream up him. I think Matt's I'm gonna go fuck yourself. Chet is this bad
This is fine. It's kind of good spot. What do you think if you were a hunter? Would you find me?
I was talking in game right now. Thank you for five. I think it's Ron. Okay, like how the fuck is this possible?
How does that be and then hit V again, bro? Okay, bro. I did is that better?
No, no, I was trying to spectate and I
You gotta do better at the top though, that's all I'm saying, but the top part is all.
Not only that, but-
How are you guys doing this?
The bottom doesn't give it away, it's the top.
How about, do you want more, you think?
Yeah.
Not sure, remember when you guys told me, hey, my spot was bad, but look what he's doing.
Yeah.
Aww.
Holy fuck, this is a terrible spot right there.
No way, right? No way.
You're gonna die.
Is this a high-level endgame right now?
Lacy, bro.
Can I just wait a minute?
I suck enough.
Oh, you don't fucking- this guy's ass!
Yo, fuck man. I forgot the textures, dude. Shit.
Ooh, nice. That was important. Yes.
Chesh, should I change the texture?
Silky, like, this is just literally CTE, man.
I don't, what is it, are you?
Silky, that's just full-on CTE, bro.
I am arming these points.
Wait, Ron, you haven't even got shy yet. What do you mean, Ron?
Is it a good spot?
Is it a good spot or no?
It's not terrible. It's like weird enough where I can see them pass.
where I can see them passing it.
Bro, X, you see how the fuck do you even do that?
Like, top right bad.
It's not good.
It's fucking it, no, not.
Not bad, X.
How did I?
Oh my god.
I just saw.
I just found it.
It goes too into the bottom.
He's in here.
Your spot is crazy.
So Ron, what is your spot emulating, bro?
Is it emulating?
Like, what is it emulating?
I don't know.
What if somebody's in this building
and I don't know where?
I have a couple of theories of what this looks like.
Yeah, it's a weird one Jink, to be honest.
It's a little interesting.
Look at this, it's like, you're the worst payter ever,
this is running for you now.
Oh my god.
Bad name Lacey, bad name Lacey!
I'll bring you to someone, I'll bring you to someone,
I'll bring you to someone, I'll bring you to someone!
OK!
Bring me down, bring me down!
Bring me down, bring me down!
Bring me down!
No, no, no.
You have 10 seconds!
All right, I got it.
You have 10 seconds!
All right, let's do this.
All right, let's do this.
All right, man, all right, man, all right, man.
Yeah, I think someone's still in here.
You will never ever find, oh my god, this is like,
this is like, this is like, this is like,
no, cause yo, yo, the points go up every time I look at,
along this wall.
See, you're never even gonna find,
I'm not even gonna find people.
Yo, Vegas.
That's my stuff.
The points are probably going up
cause the noodles are in there.
What are you emulating?
Like a, a, a, uh, a.
Yeah, just shut the fuck up,
dude, this is crazy.
I'm not even gonna.
Alright.
Bro, dude, that's how many lines there are on the map.
You see is this car too
Look at excuse me. How the fuck are you supposed to make those sub ones?
Your spot is insane
How do you do you're never fighting you?
You're not fighting it. You're not I don't think you're gonna find anyone else. You're not gonna find anyone else
Am I not even being here I could be in a different
Top of spad. No, she had the bullshit that would be one in 20 seconds. Oh
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
My God, oh my God.
It's so many invisible.
X is never getting found.
What's that?
Oh, they're two of us.
That was insane.
Thank you, Lace.
That's why I'm seeking, bro.
Let's go!
Oh, wow, wait, didn't get found.
Wait, what?
No, so he did so he did.
Where's X?
I don't get it.
Where's X?
Bro, guys, look at this spot.
Bro, he's literally in a painting, bro.
Oh, my God.
Well, like, what?
Oh, my God.
My horse, bro.
I feel like the only way to be in a painting.
I literally like it.
Painting, bro.
Oh, I didn't know you didn't even paint.
You just get behind a.
What is
Let me tell you one more time. I'm actually not I'm actually gonna paint. I'm gonna do this shit, bro. Come on
Look at the points on the left side. I'm tired of getting disrespected. I'm not even kidding
I'm getting better. I can't laugh. I'm fucking I was shit to this
Yo, hi guys, put a compi map. I'm not taking him ready. I'm not I did us. I'm ready if you go like this
A compi map. Yes. I want to play calm right check this
Yes, this one right there the cut the country and the country one
Portugal scored? Portugal scored? No they didn't? They didn't score? Who is whistling?
Portugal didn't score?
minutes of stoppage time. I've never seen that before in my life. So Croatia has six
minutes to equalize. Ten minutes of stoppage time. Wait, so this means if Portugal wins,
they play Spain, right? God, that'll be a good game. Yeah, GGs, Croatia's a good team.
GG's
Tight Portugal into Google
Not getting me on that one buddy not getting me on that one
Dude wow Portugal for Spain's gonna be a crazy game
It's gonna be a thing
Well, GG's
Sad for Montritch. Yeah, probably much it's last World Cup to a very sad
Sad for Montritch, but bro that's a world cup, only one team can win at the end of it.
Sad for Montritch.
Shot type of Satch.
Bro, no shot.
Jesse, what do you think of this spot, quickly?
I'm not even, bro look at me right now man.
Oh my god, I have an idea.
How am I buried too much?
This game sucks, bro.
Yeah, what's the max metallic you could do like 10 or something one you turn off roughness
Then it goes brother. This is bad. This is bad
Like if you turn off the roughness they go metallic it'll be more metallic. Thank you
We can only do
She's good zero roughness
Yeah
I don't know where to hide on this map dude.
What do you mean I'm sticking out too much I'm just not.
Press two.
Oh hey we're matching.
Ready to hop bro?
Oh yeah I almost feel bad because I'm probably going to find them too quick.
Ah damn.
Shit.
I
Wait thousand dollars just pretending to be confident. I'm sorry. I had
How many seek our hiders are there like 12?
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten
Yeah
What's up? Oh my god, I
I forgot it up on the video that's the pipe noises and you just kick it by it by itself. What the fuck?
Alright, let's go
This map let's find a place. I am actually just like I'm gonna start going super slow motion and just slowly clearing it
I'm not even getting a hair flat steps. What is someone
I
Wrist link I hear what's that terrible like this chat you mean like this. Oh
This is the best map you don't even notice me chat you don't even notice me I can't like oh
Where'd the whistling come from?
Trying to get high up and get like a man. It's quite
There's a guy coming at you Jixie. He's running around the thing. He's running around it
My god, shame longer. Let's go. That's a crazy straight
Chad is this good or no, like I know I heard footsteps like
We haven't got season buddy. Wait, how come I don't see anybody
Hi guys, you know
You do that. I know I bet what was that was hunting. Oh, that's actually not a bad shout. Oh, I just want to win one
Tom, bro
You can win, man.
Look at my buddy.
Where are you?
Come on.
This is the best spot you've had so far.
Bro, I'm not going to lie.
This is pretty good.
Yeah.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're like you to duplicate. Oh, okay. Sick. I'm scared, bro. No, Ron. Let me touch nothing and you win
Are you serious? Yeah, I'm running response actually good, bro
Someone's always a ginger bad. I did that before I mean you could you could add some textures alone. This guy
I know I know what they're saying. Good job
Really really really really you're just gonna look at that one spot for a you don't fuck you
Highbives do the same thing bro. Come on lock it now. I am a shadow. I am the shadow now fuck you
You're in the shadow strats
Someone's gonna be
Oh god
Track the points and know you're close to someone if the point is good skyrocketing. Oh god
Someone's dad here. Remember this is
Oh my god
I just can't do this, bro.
This thing now, this lobby is weird.
I want to get off.
Yo, Morgan, nursery.
You need to increase your metallic.
Whatever the fuck.
I don't do that, Axe.
OK, you want to turn?
See, when you're drawing, it's too long.
Too long.
One says roughness.
One says metallic.
Increase metallic to like 80% and put roughness at like 40%.
I just heard how you know this shit like what?
You know saw this because he's eyes first or I need to watch everyone
Let's metallic and increase about this sort of fucking whistle man. Oh my god
Got to be
What do you think?
I think I trolled your game.
We just do your thing.
Ignore me, I'm done.
Morgan, do your thing.
Ignore me.
I ruined your game.
See you man.
I'm sorry.
You're telling me this is a better spot chat.
You're telling me this is a better spot.
Nobody glades.
Nobody glades.
I almost walked past it.
Passed it. I almost did
Thank you
Bro, someone's gotta be a gingerbread man
It's like 15
What's the deal? Do you like the block?
The blind lane, the blind, got it
It seems to just fit more
Muda, this is sneaky right here
Oh my fucking god, Jess, you're like a goat
Jess, you're a goat, bro
Yo, I have a question
The hunters can only climb, but the
Hiders can fly, right?
Can't the hiders fly?
No, no, no, no, they both need to latch on to
First oh, no, that's it. I was gonna say that's like super dumb
It's not just hard
I feel like someone's gonna be in here in the ground. No
Fuck man, it's not hard. I'm a fucking last four people. I'm a fucking pretzel. What do you mean? I'm rain
I'm from the spawn
Shit yeah, it changes the color of what you're trying to do. It's just bad it like you as well
You want to get chat Portugal advances, bro? Wow
Portugal actually advances
We creation just creation school creation school
I literally just turned on the game oh my guys as I turned on the game I just saw that
goal. That was the most beautiful goal that I've ever seen. No.
What a ball. Deflection. Ball into deflection. Wait, maybe off. No, he's
it deflected bro he looks off but I don't know how this works though is this considered
off did he touch it he did yo number 15 was off I think this might get called back boys
Number 15 was off.
Dude, okay, so this is where it gets interesting, because he's offside, but if it's deflected by a defender, doesn't that offset?
Chat, am I right or wrong? He's offside, but if it deflects by a defender, doesn't it offset?
like let's say I'm off sides but yo bro it's gonna fuck over Portugal because
that the defender touched the ball so it's not gonna be off sides if the
Portuguese player didn't touch the ball it would have been off oh my that's
disgusting it's gonna fuck them over it's gonna fuck them over it's gonna
fuck them over that's gonna be a goal it's a goal it's a goal
20, touch the ball and head it to the first corner.
Saga, the decision, offside.
Beep.
Offside.
From a Croatian angle.
Offside.
So, so cool.
Offside.
And the reaction from Luka Modric tells you everything you need to know.
Fine, Marcos.
Oh, Marcos is crying.
What? What? What? What? Yes, I
do know what I'm talking about.
I'm not sure. I don't know.
Yes, I do know what I'm talking
about. What's going on. Everyone
they should that that should be
a goal. Yeah, the map, brother.
Jig. Um. What is the ruling if
a defender touches it, though?
So if it's a deliberate attempt
to play the ball, it counts.
However, it's not a deliberate
attempt, but they're saying it
come off the Croatian player,
but it doesn't.
They basically shown the referee
through that if the dialogue like this is too elaborate then it's then it's
on-site okay but okay but if it was the USA though they would have said fuck no
exactly exactly exactly exactly and they would have said USA they would have
said fuck this shit you're done james I feel bad for him that's like his last
world I know this way to go out oh my god was that on the bed was out of that
puck I gotta go to that or even though bro I turned on the game and I was like
Oh man this game's over as I turn on the game. He went to the school all the time fucking that is insane like literally
It's me Ron
Yo, that's me Power Rangers go fuck yourself. Yes
Okay, yes, it's your fucking problem bitch ass. I'm just mad bro. I'm mad at the world right now
Where the fuck could I get a chain saw I'm mad as fuck right now
We cloned up let me cloned up let me cloned up
Our Ranger
Wait, yeah, this actually looks kind of good though notice how Ronaldo smiling because he got it. No, I'm seeing it
How do you I'm cloned? How do you I'm cloned? I don't want to clone you gotta wait and then clothing
Good, this looks good. What do you think I do like a
really getting carried like your social security numbers on Twitter
what your social security number is on Twitter
I'm looking at us from like five feet away
hold on I can fix it I can fix it see me I'm googling what
excuse me bro oh my god he was off sides by his
fucking elbow yeah the guy was off by his dick yeah
Was he off by the Schmeedy yesterday? Was that real?
Yeah, his dick was offside on Goddard.
Oh, fuck.
That's why it's nice having a small dick, bro.
Like, Silky, you could never play Salko.
I don't know about him.
What?
What the fuck is going on?
It's okay to be small, but it's never okay to not to perform.
Like, you have to all in.
Like, if you can give a small stool,
I know your penis is like, long.
Is your shit long?
It's a bit of a pencil.
I know what you mean kind of
Like a skinny dude in high school and his fingers are so long. It's like what XQC's penis prizes
I need something to prove right now if I'm not a good
I need to be a good hunter, bro. I'm locked
it's like it's like it's that big is that is that one is a grower and two you never know how much
like he always outperforms the expectations. How long do you be last and then like you be in them
guts for a while? No bro I'm like I'm like um yeah I don't know. Well you're like you're like
I'm not gonna like you like I'm locked in dead ass. You fuck with us. Yeah, I like that. I got something I did I did
I'm staying spawned for a little bit
then I'm just gonna
Just not I got something to prove bro. I need to find okay that guy's ass
My god run your blind
Say on God though like say on God. Is this place literally just one room?
They guess that's not good
Yeah, it's just one room bro. Keep watching world couple money. Hey, bro. Let me try to find some people
Oh guys are fucking dog shit. Oh my god. That's the first time that you like
Not better I'm chasing or forget this
Everybody has a question about how they want to score.
Okay, is this not like...
How's this not a goal? I don't...
So, okay.
Just to work clear, how the fuck is that not a goal though?
Because if you're offside and the ball comes to you, you're offside.
But the problem is the Portuguese player deflected it, so it offsets.
Like, that's not how that works. That doesn't make any sense.
What are they trying to say? They try to say number 20 on Croatia hit the ball?
hit the ball. I don't think he did. It's that's not all sides works. That's never how it worked.
They're trying to say the ball hit a probation player, but it did it.
Getting
just not even like, I'm not even crying. I don't care. It's like,
I they were been cool to see the game go to extra time.
It hit a port. It hit wait. So it hit number 20s hair.
I don't know.
Wait, how the- oh my god, he cloned himself, bro, he cloned himself, Jesse's lock, that's
a good spot.
Do that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that
that that sort of just a shitty way to lose if you're Croatia that's pretty disgusting
to be honest.
I feel bad for Montruch it's probably his last work up to that's a pretty shitty way
to lose man.
disgusting way to lose to be honest. I literally pulled up the game and I scored and then he
called back. Yeah, that's pretty disgusting. I drove after Modric. Modric is probably sad.
How do you know I get points but I got we'll be fine. I'll block you never be water blue. Maybe stop. Maybe stop playing
That's fucking go where you killed me
We were tagged team
I'm actually painting dude
Yeah, I found them. Oh shit
You you watch in the street. Yeah, I found you because I walked on top of this
If if we had eyes on the turtle, maybe
Okay, I'm gonna do something very John and Han equals good
Because they couldn't actually use their own humans to kick the ball
I said it what are you saying?
Still in the world cup, bro. Actually, I feel words out right now. What did you say? It's lemakie
I mean, he's right. I mean, he's right. I mean, he's right. He's right. So tell us. So why?
Well, it's rigged by the referees for Portugal, because they want more money. They want more
dollar signs. They want more juice for the next cup. If that's true, why did they want USA to lose?
That allows you a sense because USA is not a shit about USA. We're now.
and outlast them.
And it's going to be like USA.
No, not beat but outlast them, outlast.
Outlast them.
Yeah, but it's taking a lot of time.
So if USA outlast England, you got to start calling it soccer, not football.
I do it for a month.
Deal.
I do it for a month.
I do it for a month.
A month.
I fucking love you.
Guys, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's funny, it's funny, it's funny, it's funny, guys.
Guys, we rarely get guests.
Are you serious?
Be nice to our guests, man.
Thank you, guys.
I appreciate that.
you've been mean to me oh you should fuck you fuck you
thoughts chat posts jesse thoughts or no
it's impossible let let me see
that is impossible i'm not gonna talk about it i'm gonna kill myself
i'm by where you at bro no i just gave up both right next to you
let's see how you didn't see me like maybe that was a good spot
Wait, you were next to me?
What the frick?
Where the fuck I am?
What is this place?
Oh, it's actually a pretty good spot. I'm gonna get a cat.
Dude, what are you talking about?
Do it now. Do the thing, Jesse.
Do the thing now, bro.
That's actually not even bad, though. I'm not even a cat.
Now do the thing, bro. Just do it.
Yeah, go fuck yourself.
oh my god you're actually copy or that is he's moaning here chat I can win this
game by doing the trick but I'm not gonna do it I'm not a bitch not chat
I don't know what I want to be.
Oh, this is bad news, Billy Bears.
This is what you guys want, bro.
I'm gonna fucking freak out.
If this wins, you guys should all be banned.
One.
I must have won.
I fucking must have won.
No Ron check this out oh man I threw Gigi's Gigi's
Now every time I do anything you guys just say it's cheese like I can't I can't win I
can't win
5, 5, mid range, mid range
How are you getting so sorry for the laptop buddy?
Hold on
I must throw
How the fuck is this buried?
Oh fuck!
I fucked up, I fucked up.
I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to just watch out hate on me now. Go ahead.
Yeah, but Ron, this is like, lamiky bro. This is lamiky.
Go fuck yourself, go fuck yourself.
Like this spot has been passed around.
Go fuck yourself, bro.
This spot is passed around by every mecha-chameleon user in the world, bro.
Good, bro. Good. Good.
Oh my god wait okay you stand up why can't I stand okay it's all ice that's cold
I'm gonna give a fuck chat don't fuck yourself I'm winning I'm winning bro I'm actually winning
no I'm gonna win my first make a chameleon game I'm good fuck okay so can I has the stream open
Can we play- Yo, you guys keep spamming, Sue! I don't care!
I don't care! Portugal's gonna lose to Spain!
Who cares?
Stop! Who cares?
No one fucking cares!
No one! They're just gonna lose to Spain!
No one cares!
Please, God, stop. It's not funny.
Spain is gonna kick this shit out of Portugal.
Say I'm cheating every time I-
No, it's a cheat.
Yeah, Rona, hey.
She's not hitting me. You're just playing hide and seek.
No, I hate this shit. I hate this shit. I actually play it. I didn't see he's ready
He's ready to get your cake. What's up, bro? No, I don't know what I am. Oh, are you okay?
Muda, how are you gonna say my spot is a cheese might when I did this one last time, bro
You didn't spot you're in it's just the same shit, bro
Not bad
So fat.
That's pretty suck.
Chat say mine doesn't count.
Go ahead dude.
Highbibes and GC has the word.
Yo, this penguin looks kinda...
Dude, this penguin looks kinda weird.
I'm hearing your cheating over there.
Oh yeah, yep, I'm cheating bro.
I'm cheating bro, I'm cheating.
You're right guys, I'm cheating bro.
Just fucking kick me in my nuts while you're at it.
That's why you're at it
Not so you know the stream
Wait, what oh my god, Morgan birdie. She where that looks like a person. How the fuck am I cheating?
I ain't fucking cheating
I have the best spot. I'm roses Joe's. Yo, what the fuck happened to yours, bro
like how does it keep getting worse what are y'all talking about man how does it keep getting worse
wait a minute what is this one too
that's not a bad spot yo guys uh yeah suey suey suey suey guys Portugal did
great bro they're gonna lose to Spain still this doesn't change anything
Guys, I don't care, you can't rage baby, I don't care, bro, I don't care.
Graysia deserved to go to extra time, period.
I said it.
If this game was 10 years ago, they'd be in extra time right now, but VAR ruins everything.
It touched this player's penis, so now we're going to retract the goal.
You guys are gop gop gop suck orp.
Oh, this player breathed on the ball with his lip, so now we're going to subtract the
goal.
This isn't exist
You guys can say baby rage guys. I don't care
The game doesn't matter whoever won between Portugal or Croatia. We're just gonna lose to Spain anyways. It doesn't matter
It does not matter
This players this players eardrum will touch the ball retract the goal fuck the AR bro
Wait someone's in here someone's in here
I'm in a different position. I've got a good spot
I'm on. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you.
This is the dumbest.
So can you open up my screen?
Not bad.
Thank you.
Open up my screen.
Thank you.
This is so sad.
This is so sad, bro.
This lobbies.
Wait.
I thought I found it.
Then I shot it.
Oh, shit.
You're gutting me in the middle.
Oh, no.
I was behind one of the dice.
I was a very creative spot.
What's going on?
What's wrong?
No, that's creative as fuck.
Wow, that's creative as fuck, man.
This is like fucked up, guys.
Let's make also chat.
Listen, bro, you want me to get real with y'all?
It doesn't matter who won between Portugal to Croatia
because whoever wins that game is gonna lose to Spain.
And then that doesn't matter
because Spain's gonna lose to France.
And then that doesn't matter
because France is gonna lose to Argentina in the final.
Like guys, I'm just gonna keep it a beam, bro.
None of these games matter
because I 100% guarantee you Argentina wins the World Cup.
I 100% guarantee you are to do is the World Cup.
The only team that has a chance to beat them is France because listen,
Argentina is the best actual team in the World Cup.
There are no egos on that team.
That is period end of story.
Argentina is the best.
Put your money on it.
I bet I bet $5,000 on Argentina when World Cup.
It pays 40.
Who's a Mario Carderina?
That's sick.
I guarantee you are to do it guarantee it.
So you guys just had to rage me, I don't care.
Uh, my goats winning back-to-back World Cups, bro.
That's all I know.
My goats winning back-to-back.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
What is this, Mario?
Yep.
Cool.
Oh.
It's just a little snap.
Why are y'all on my shit?
Locking and blue eating, bro.
Didn't we just eat canes?
Locking and blue eating.
I'm eating the second.
What, I got kicked.
Locking and come on.
Why?
You got kicked, why?
Why?
Huh?
Oh, because I'm not eating.
why and why oh because yeah yeah it's not fun it's not fun I'll win my first
game though I don't care I'm winning my first game you have to really you got
to fuck you guys there's only there's only one hunter I think I'm the only
thank you I come back but I'm not in the game
Not chat what do I have to do to gain your respect, please tell me like
You're on hide right there on the
On God how about I just do this bro?
Okay, Michael Jackson, I guess Mario Kart we
Lose weight like maybe
I
Asked for help in my chat. So it's like
Bro says you you have to make a tweet for validation, bro, nobody has to tweet if you need
Sweeney about weight loss
Don't talk about Jinxie like that, bro. He bro. Come on. Chill. Yeah, what a jinx you deserve that fucks need to chill out seriously
That's facts jinx you man. I'm sorry if he's calling you fat don't listen to him
What the fuck
What
I'm winning this shit, bro. I don't give a fuck.
I believe in you.
I believe in you, bro.
Really? Dude, I was gonna have to give up on this shit, too.
Oh, no.
God, my handwriting is terrible.
Oh, wait a minute. Hold up. Hold up.
What?
Wait.
You got a lucky cooking.
Wait a minute.
What's going on, man?
There's the best spot in the game.
What's going on, man?
If I get found, I'd be shocked.
Is this what I'm trying to do?
Okay, fine.
I'll try.
God, you guys are boring.
now chat what color what color what color what color what color oh my god I
hate this fucking wait run shadow shadow nice how do you like that yeah
you got it good did I clutch you're good this is a good or no be honest yeah
it actually does I swear should I change anything you know I don't know I don't
I hope you don't move.
It's actually good.
All right.
Oh, open up from the high ground.
There's why they tell me that you're lying, bro.
I'm a lot of you.
They're in your head, bro, honestly.
Oh, my God.
It's not so bad.
We're doing a little bit of something different here.
Like what is the three spot?
Is that a C-3PO?
Yeah, someone's just running around.
What? What? What? What's my spotter?
You don't see it?
There's a guy. Who's this?
It's fucking genius.
Give me another chance. Give me another chance.
All right, please. Please. Please.
That was AFK. I was AFK.
Now, did I get there?
He's lying. He wasn't AFK.
Wait, what is?
What is the direction of someone else then?
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
No, what the fuck? No.
Come on.
Oh, God. Okay.
I'm gonna say it's sunflower, sunflower, sunflower.
Go, that's all I'm gonna say.
Wait, that's like the northern I asked for.
Okay, thank you.
This is right. He's lying. No one's a sunflower. Come on.
Lacey's right. There's no one at the sunflowers.
Place is empty. Hi guys, bro. You have more on dudes.
Not bad. Chad, does this look good or you guys lying?
Like I'm just lost now. I see.
Oh, I know. Yeah, that's a good ass spot.
You think my spot's good or no Russell like I just said he helped me see this
Yo, can you think my thoughts good to him? Wait, that's actually so good
I just think when people lie, bro
You yourself duplicate
Why do you keep on lying? It's actually that's fine. There's people at work
Like there's the game so what's fine. No, that's the only person I found
Muda is actually one trick
You like that though. Come on. Let me get schedule swap. Let me get the wall swaps on the clock
I don't think I got what I was saying.
This part is so bad.
Please, you need to get it.
Shashano Slavir.
It sounds like he's just right on me.
Bro, drawing and start writing is hard.
Fuck.
What?
Sounded so close.
Bro, Jinxie, you're not even hitting this guy.
Jinxie, you're not even doing it?
Like, what the fuck?
I can hear you over there.
The shotgun that entered your face.
Now, let me lock it back.
Please let me lock it up there.
Where are these games at?
Yeah, you know what? That's a good point. He's already dead. Fuck him.
No, be a shadow.
Dude, Jesse, do something! Like, what is this shit?
I'm cooking, bro. Let me lock it, please.
You know, Dinksy was in the same spot, and he had a don't shoot on him, and then I said...
I did it! I finally have a good spot!
Don't shoot on him, huh?
I
Want my first game I did it
Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Yeah, it would be good it
Thank you, bro
It's still not really painting though like you just
Okay, that's insane. I don't spot, but I'm alive. The gold will stay alive, so I don't give a fuck.
Because it's called a ranged stalker.
Are you sure about that color?
I'm proud of myself now.
I can prove ranged stalker-ing next round.
Well, we should whistle for him more. There's only one seeker.
Ron, not bad, Jed.
Dude, that'd be nice.
Justin, do you want your spot?
See, the thing is, I'm just an unwistful liberal spot.
Dude, what is this?
Your spot is trash!
Oh, I'm alive, though, buddy. Am I not?
So am I but my spots actually good
Don't shot dude someone's in here
It's so loud
The part of the game is the draw. I mean, it's so cheap now look at my spot
Okay, it's so loud like
Saku no I'm whistling it's so I can hear it. I hear like a bazillion whistles
Now say the 100 equals little Mickey girl. Go fuck yourself Jack
Say
oh
guy
spot for me
thank you
thank you chat thank you
brother
that's fucking good don't shop don't shop
I never use to us
I enjoyed the arts
I think
one
thank you so he's
guys mood of seeking bro
Thank you so much for the last one.
Oh!
For the last one.
You see that?
Yeah, you have to do that.
I haven't seen that one.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
For the last one, I'll be seeing that one.
Somebody, okay, okay.
Yo, is everybody back in?
Yeah, somebody go to this chatter, funny.
I'm not even kidding.
I might run up some league.
I'm out of control.
Like, I'm a geek, dude, and I just can't get enough.
I want to see if I can hang inside of the stove room, obviously, man.
I want to see if I can hang, bro.
I'm unmuted nice. Okay. We are missing your fight. What's the download the map in order to play the map?
Lacey, do you know what's super size means or not?
Yeah, I'm school. Well, that's what's your peak rank on league. Oh my god. I just left for what?
Master master
420 or four masters in league
Me and I just need a master's
410 LP
Wait, that's what's your what's your right over here on what's your tractor? What's your thing?
You can't see anymore yet to go to a way back machine it way back machine excuse me. I have an emerald
Yeah
What now why did you know I just say it like that? Yeah
Yeah, you're getting excited, bro.
Well, yeah, well, is this real?
I said, did you know you X?
Stop up.
You're emerald and you're level 170.
That's pretty good, bro.
That's actually really good.
But my.
I don't know what happened.
Every time I happen, you guys got kicked out.
Should we restart the game or what?
Yeah, yeah, we should definitely restart.
No, I'm waiting this game again.
Oh, I'm worried about you.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You're kidding me?
What?
Oh, my God.
Not even one more, Jinxie.
Not even one more.
One more.
Not even one more.
Guys, I'm the host.
I'm low-key the host.
I have to practice Fortnite, bro.
I have a tournament, man.
I'm down to hop on Fortnite for sure.
I'm down to hop on Fortnite.
I'm down to hop on Fortnite.
One more for the one more, bro.
It's like a duo thing, bro.
It's a duo thing.
Like, I'm down to hop on.
Jinxie, let's just invite everyone, though, Jinxie.
You want me and you play? Let's just invite everyone around.
Well, it's uh, my duo is Poyo, bro.
Okay, so I'm gonna get strapped. You guys are my competitors, bro.
Whatever, bro. Whatever.
Hey, what tournament is it?
Uh, Pro Am, bro. Pro Am. You should play X. You should play in it.
If you wasn't invited, Q.
Yep.
Don't ask to go.
Oh, no, no, no. I wasn't invited. Wait, wait, wait.
Yo!
Pono! Pono!
Drake's all right. Let's not lie, bro. We're not spreading misinformation
Yo, wait any 10 minutes 10 minutes
Jack should I play for night with play or leave run up hole where I tried one 20 27 soon
I mean, dude, we've been delaying it for years, bro. I'm not a fucking full family, bro
Don't simple edit the time we queue
This poll dude. I might lie put me in a meeting with for that
We got to get this auto-qualify duos locked in for the rest of the year fucking dawn bro. Jinxie wants to play. Oh
My god, Jinxie's on. Oh, yeah, forgot you're playing with Jinxie. Why are you not playing with me?
Bullshit you're your pro dude. I
Know bro. It's not even my fault. I'm trying to be a content creator, but we're just I'm just too good at the game
That they call me a pro. It's so annoying
I'm playing skirmish. I'm down to play after this game. There's gonna be like a little break
This is the last game. I'm gonna play it after that
Yeah, are we allowed to talk about this shit public no appreciate it boy. Oh, okay. Oh
Okay, okay
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait no, no, please wait. I gotta stop telling us stuff. Tell him to wait
Okay, bro five gates that I'll just leak who's playing with you guys time to wait. Oh, we said after this game
guys this is my duo let's watch him
we're gonna win this shit baby we are gonna win bitch
play rot no bro once my enemy like I'm gonna be talking about like stradding
with him like having fun for what you know what I mean like for what reason are we having fun
he said wait wait for what wait for who i think he's staying away apparently
all right we're waiting i don't play after this game this is the last this is the last game
there's like an hour break maybe we can play between that oh you're actually a good duo too
Yes bro, there's not really anything to practice though you can like play like right
Yes, yes, yes right we need to talk about strategies
Yeah, tell us to make to put a sock in it
Tell him to put a sock in it
Tell him to put a sock in it
Bro, I'm actually good
Bro, I'm actually good
People just hate bro. I don't know
We will win bro
Trust me
Thank you, Polo. See that's a good duo. It's a good vibe. It's a good vibe
Yo, why is this ride guy being a dick? Yo, tell rise
Tell rise I don't really care. I don't really care about whatever he's saying
Saying
And he can 1v1
My ass
You suck
I don't really care about whatever he's saying dude, and he can 1v1 me
Yo
My
Chat listen bro here's the talk I don't understand about me and Polaro bro is this is a bro. This is a basically
Guys this is basically a 2v2 duo style of tournament right and me and Bodo
Let's call it what it is. We're probably the favorites to win chat. I'm a cop player portals cop player, bro. We're all calm
Chat is it polo or poya when I join the call I want to say his name correctly. This is my duo
Hey, bro, when I join the call, I want to say the name crack
Just use the shock and I'll give you my pump.
Yeah.
Thanks for taking notes.
Actually, good morning.
Bro.
Yo, Ryze.
Shut up.
Can you pad it?
Yeah, shut up, bro.
My blind purple pump is good.
No one even cares.
Pop this on ice.
Yo, chat.
Basically, what's going to happen is me and Polo are going to talk about our strategies
and lock in.
We're going to lock in, bro.
Bro, it's time. It's time to win every game if we lose I'd be shocked, bro
I'm gonna crash the fuck out man
You want the same we lose I'd be shocked I know I never guaranteed winning do you see this my teammate?
This is the energy I need. Bro, this is my fucking teammate, bro.
No, bro, he's gonna carry you in every game. Hey, buddy. Here's what you gotta understand about gaming, bro.
To get carried is a skill. And let me explain. Bro, to be carryable is a skill, bro. And this isn't
my quote. You know who said this? It's Tyler won. Tyler won. No, it's not here he go.
So, Tyler won told me, um, bro, Tyler will tell me to be carried is a skill, bro.
Okay, I'm going to snipe him out the air.
So, Jack, here's why this, here's why this doesn't matter.
Ready?
So, okay, let's talk about World Cup, bro.
Portrait versus Croatia.
This match didn't really matter that much because whoever plays this is going to
lose to Spain and then whoever Spain plays, uh, well, whoever wins that is just
to lose to France and then whoever wins that is just going to lose to Argentina.
Chat none of these games matter because Messi's winning the World Cup baby.
Messi's winning back to back to back to back to back bitches.
Guys it's literally bro Messi has a free path to finals.
Who's his hardest opponent? Brazil? Mijo. Bro Messi's hardest opponent on
his side of the bracket is Brazil guys. Yo I'm going to that semi-s game.
I'M GONNA SEE MESSY IN PERSON!
He's gonna win every game.
Yo chat, Messi's hardest opponent is Brazil.
It's over bro.
And then he's gonna go to the finals and play France.
We're just low key a good game, not gonna lie.
That's a good game.
Fuck the floor.
Okay, we gotta get to the crystals.
Or we go on top and we just keep playing on someone, what are you thinking?
Down floor.
Whatever, let's get to honor our other, yeah.
I don't know.
Chad, should I spam? No, no, no, no.
Yo, so Chad, how good is my teammate, bro?
Is poyo like top two in the world?
Is this guy like top two in the world, bro?
I mean, Chad, that's a good-ass teammate, though.
Bro, you just gotta understand, how is Peterbot and Faxity allowed in a team?
Cuz this doesn't actually play for my like all day every day. I don't say oh my god
Six talk rocks it take these six of these
All right, my god, listen, we're not it's not spammy band. Yo, we have
Hello, sir. We had no blue. We had no blue, bro. Please.
Please. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Chat, tell them to key clicks, bro.
No, not this again, man.
It's clickstreaming.
She just leaked.
Pnex backs.
What the fuck?
Who?
Jax, Jax is leaking.
I'm down here.
I'm fucking everything, bro.
Got it.
Three, two, one.
Bro, Peter bottom fax, it isn't even a leak.
I just heard that through my chat.
I overspent.
I always mess, I always mess, oh my god
Try this, wait
Chat's on the key clicks, bro
I like my problems
So what is this, scrims?
Is it just chill like practice?
You guys guessed?
You just chill scrims?
You just chill scrims?
That's it
That's the problem nowadays, everyone just wants the world to burn at clicks as expense
So sad
Bro, no, no, I just want to practice bro, I just want to practice, bro.
Split 5 on the middle up there, 5 on the wood.
Higgs then clicks our back.
Wait, but I thought, no, no, no, no, but I thought, um...
We're not in the pro end.
I thought Higgs was playing with, um...
You bring the chop set?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh no, I thought Klitz was playing with Vino.
Vino dropped Klitz?
I don't know where that was.
Oh, shite, bro.
He dropped him?
Alright, let's do the same Emo on 3.
If it's the same Emo, we just play Brian.
Okay, hold on.
Alright.
And then I only got any Emo.
Any Emo.
I'm gonna just pick a random one we're gonna do on 3 if it's the same we have to play.
I mean, brah.
Is it like an Emo you do?
Okay, just yeah, just think of what I would do what you would and then do you think what I would yeah like if we're on the same wavelength
What I don't have that you have what is it yeah, I was gonna go tell them to get me in scrims, bro
I want to get real reps. I'll play scrims
Bro, I don't how good can these kids actually be I want to get real reps for this tournament. Okay? Okay three two one go
I'm down
No, bro. I'm down bro. I'll play scrims with a cake
not equipped it dude oh my god bro that's whatever you guys are typing the
peace sign email yo buddy i'll play scrims bro how good can these fucking
kids actually be i'm just gonna sit in a wall in that poil carry
these kids cannot be that good bro
all right am i alive you know what i was supposed like people don't do things
that we do and that's why we're the best like some people would be like bro we
should just go to zone us you're doing this and I'm gonna get us a
headshot site for the refresh exactly exactly except that I don't know how to
eat a sniper I got five or more come on I need you to hit that shot baby we
gotta win you gotta hit that shot boy you gotta hit that shot bro is my teammate
fucking sky-facing we are not doing this shit in the pro a he is 16 wait wait wait
wait he is 16 that's called him baby he's 16 oh he's 18 oh my god
chat said I'd warm up
chat said I play
I'm gonna run out of fucking voice
who's on two check-dug?
I don't wanna embarrass myself in front of my teammate
chat what I'm gonna do
what I'm gonna do is whenever Poyle watches me
I'm just gonna spam build and spam edit
so I look like I'm better than I am
nice it's nice
there's two check-dugs
do what I'm saying
get the rock
Spam building spam that so I look good all the way to top. Yeah, I brought one up here right there
They're there and then the hop rocks. I mean
Yeah, you maybe you'll gas if it pulls back we're chilling
All right, yeah 1v2 bro streams night by the way, yeah rich that's the auto streams night fucking disgusting right
disgusting
channel see if my teammate can 1v2 he's probably gonna have to do a lot of this
in the program so I got a lot of this in the program bro dead ass this is just
actually sad this is just sad that's fine no report no way it's more
What's the new dude?
Yo, he's insane. Yo, do you see this fucker?
He's cray cray what?
This is just this is just playing right literally right?
It pulls back by the way you win this one. We want me to work game is fine. Take your time
You have way more whites than he does
This kid's on the other wall with something what oh my god what
No, I might win this event. I'm not even kidding. I might win this event
All right, Michael backs. I'll just get his
And then it pulled back on you think the shop is that it wasn't a soul is it back in yeah, it was a soul
Dude, oh my god, okay. I'm gonna get a water. We back in 15 seconds 15 seconds watch my duo bro
watch my
I've worn her gold. I'm no off-roader nothing. I'm sure I don't have to go zone
go zone i think our base is out yeah i don't i don't i'll leave the one check
out it's a hundred that's kids on man what a slight one
hey you need to set it up nice but you're so close
send me in the oh my god bro you were the
fucking greatest player to ever touch this game you know that
nice bro nice but we're good yeah every day of the week
Oh my god.
Prepare this thing here.
Okay, okay, okay.
Change this thing here? Okay, okay. I have two truckers. I have everything, everything.
Alright, alright, alright.
Do you have our base? Yeah.
Where is it?
I'll try here.
I'll have to go. I was a big ass stream the other day.
Do we have rocks? Go in the base. There's a hop rocks, I think, in there.
I don't know where.
Oh, it's off, I think.
Okay, okay, I'm dropping, here, I'm dropping these.
Nice, I'm done one on us. This is my chug. It is yours. Yeah
My smoking
Audio song baby
All right, bro
Chad, is he gonna win this shit?
One right here, can you see?
He 1v2.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean?
Here's the recliner.
I missed a 1v2 or y'all dead ass!
They coulda flipped that shit.
I got a 10 duck shug, 5, 4, 4.
One 10 shug.
5, 5, 5, 5, 5.
mom's got a clip mom's we got a clip he can't beat on this wall he can't beat
her but yeah what I have to say it is hard thing is he's on it though oh you
You guys are lying.
Barra!
Yeah.
Are you?
Are you team one?
Good aim!
Good fucking aim!
That's my duo bro!
That's my god damn duo!
Yeah, I'm good.
Team on our left.
They're the Terminator, Hunter.
Their buddy is there.
Okay, there's another team on our back.
Oh, I think.
There's another team on that.
There you go.
There's a team out.
There's a team out.
Bring us in there, man.
Eh, they're coming.
Yeah.
They go up, there's a team up, there's a team up.
Bring us in, man.
Well y'all got the clip?
I last!
Chum watch, you gotta watch, you gotta watch, you gotta watch again.
I'm in here. I'm in here. How much you have one sound?
Now win this game win this game, bro
Yeah, I'm going here.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm going to jump up in the cycle skate.
No, no, he's opening here on the right.
No, no, no.
Let me just go far. Let me just go.
Oh, of course he resets as soon as I go for it.
Let me just go far, ready?
Go far, all the way to the side.
I'm unbreakable.
I'm going to have my last cracker jump.
Chas, this ride's got to crack.
Does this guy have like crazy mechanics?
Good aim! Oh my god!
Good body.
Yeah. Good.
Great one.
You're low.
One, one, three, dead, dead, dead, dead.
Tryna jump out.
You can see my goddess body.
Yeah, I'm fine.
I think he was fighting at those.
No, no, no.
I gel.
Fuck.
dead nice but it was do he's moving but it might that's witness I might have
been getting the witness shit
you sure I'm sure the other guys are okay oh my god I don't much deals though
yeah I'm gonna be there the other four people on this wall it is it is they're
low-key smirking it I'm getting I guess they're sort of running through people
Okay, we should just rock. Yeah, you come this way. Yeah, I'm lucky.
Okay, let's just jump on rock, yeah.
Chad, it's right! Is that an FNCS pickaxe?
Yeah. Did he win?
Rock again. Just let it hit it.
Yeah, I'm 553.
I'm checking 515.
Just looking front.
No.
Nice.
40.
Got it, son.
Officer, it's your floor.
Get out, get out.
My back oh my head oh my head oh my god, yes, I'm thinking it's like that. Yeah
My life get out the body's in there
Everything's
29
One thirty?
Good job bro
You're doing everything
I was trying to do a dash 200, I'm following 5 bro
You have cap dashes?
Shocked the effects
Okay, let me shoot you up
That was a snipe?
Ready?
Thanks a lot
What do you think team Poyle playing it?
The pro aim
In like 10 days
So I'm trying to get some reps in bro
I'm staying up. He's going up on me. Hunter? Yeah. Nice. I'm going to look up from front, okay?
I have it on me. This guy's insane. Yo, this guy's fucking insane. What the fuck am I watching?
I'm looking at you first. You have dashes or no? Yeah, I have one.
How is he just no scoping everyone?
For that cop is kind of sit him up, bro. That's what I was saying, bro
Being right under us
Bro
Christ
I'm not a lot you're more socks or no. Yeah, I can drop you
Just drop one head for me
Try this get on my right
Just solo stop it
Holds far again
This guy's cracked he's gonna win. He's gonna win. He's on high his aim is perfect
There's another one
bro him and peter in a duo like isn't even fair literally it's not even fair
we have sick this by the way so we can't let go of it
40 on the guy playing chad joke you're here
I'm recording everything on my graph on him
he's trying
yeah I'm trying I'm on the list
playing though just got it
bro his aim is fucking disgusting
yeah we'll full chad joke
they won bro they're on hike
I have another one if you can't get it
yeah no does
shock up to me he has no builds he has no builds i gave him builds we're low key
choppa one out yeah i'm just playing on old builds
still in there top five box bro oh my god buddy buddy buddy
can you get up yeah i guess can you get anything
what the fuck
I'll take this.
Need more?
30.
30.
I'm dropping up.
I'm dropping it.
Got it.
50.
100.
He knows go up to him again.
50 way.
30 way.
30 way.
30 way.
Oh, no.
Nice.
Ryze got this.
Nice.
Also this.
Maybe 30, 30, 30.
1v1 doing.
Bro, this guy's insane.
He did enough work. How many kills did he get bro? How many kills?
Is he on tournament? It's like pro scrims.
No, no, no. 10 kills.
It's the only way they beat us. Heal off.
It's the only way they beat us, right?
I have second, so I should keep this.
He has a med kit, so does he win?
Oh no!
Oh my god!
He's open!
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
Bro, that means like I had no heals, huh?
Oh no, man.
He caught us, bro.
It's just so fucking laggy, bro.
We're just fucking gooned to hell, bro.
I did
You see what do you see with flesh definitely
Exactly, yeah, that's my do well, bro. Yes, the fuck I would yes
Bro, it's easy one pump. You just one pump it
I love you blank, but you saw it or no, he did not blame right he whiffed you just won't fucking blanked it
I'm waiting that
Oh
She's is he ready or is he ready or no? He can't play
Oh, she is sweet but a psycho and a little bit psycho. Can he play?
Yeah, we've all been in that situation
I'm gonna just go wash my face and pretend like that didn't happen bro. Just be right be one sec
He's waiting on you
Bro, but I can't.
Yeah, come on, come on, come on.
Ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready, ready.
Oh, she is sweet, but it's psycho.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I'm kind of excited for this.
I'm kind of excited for this, man.
Why did I get added by penis boy?
Bro, who leaked the fucking shit, bro?
Jack, can you guys tell him to DM me on Twitter what his discord is?
I missed out test Brian missed out test to me.
Yes, it's crazy. I rise as the craziest mechanics.
He's never played reload them on Twitter.
Oh, she is sweet but a psycho.
We're going to see in such. Oh yeah, no, I missed out test.
Just all good, bro. I'm gonna be golden league before you know it, bro.
I'm gonna be gold, then plat, then emerald, then diamond, then fucking bastard, then challenger.
Fuck, man! Fuck!
Aw, bro, you know what it is?
Oh my god, what up, Hispanic Carat?
Ay, you know more laggy.
Bro, you know what it was, bro? It wasn't even the lag, to be honest.
Bro, I had to take, bro, I had to take a piss.
Like you know like you take a piss and like sometimes the pressure just comes out so fast like it came out of nowhere, bro
Hit the toilet seat. I was like, oh my god. That's why bro. It's just
Yo, it's time, bro. Yo, I'm about to be in a call my duo. Let's do this shit, bro. Let's do this, bro
Yo
Yo, what's good, bro, first question, bro, is it polo or polo, bro?
I try to say a different shit, man.
It's polo.
I'm like, everyone says polo.
That's what I thought.
It doesn't matter that.
Like, welcome to Los Cueros and Manos.
My name is Gustavo, but you could call me Gus.
Same thing, right?
Yeah.
Bro, I was watching your last game, bro.
You're fucking cracked, dude.
You're cracked, bro.
Thanks, bro.
How do you hit the no scopes with the hunting rifle?
Is it like easy? Because you weren't really missing.
Uh, I'm not lying. That hunter was broken. It's pretty easy.
Like, I don't know.
So is it golden now or some shit?
That one was mythic. It can be either mythic or gold.
Like, like what you were watching isn't what the prime is going to be,
because that was like normal battle royale.
Like what we're playing is reload, so it's way different.
Like it's totally different.
Well, different guns and everything.
What the fuck is reload, bro?
It's like, like if you die, you get to respawn.
All right, okay, what if both of us die we can't respawn then yeah, both of us
Oh boggles give to me a skin chat boggles give me a skin
Okay, this guy's such a shit-stain job telling you bro boggles is literally a shit-stain bro. Yeah thumbs up bro thumbs up, buddy
Um, bro. All right, boy. Oh keep it keep it a buck with me, bro
Mike do we have a chance at winning this shit bro. Just tell it to me straight up
I think I'm I'm trolling either. I swear we did as long as we can get like a spot like uncone
Because that's like the hardest part
Okay, if you get like a spot uncone it. Yeah
So bro, how do we practice this like should we play dude? Do you want to play pro?
Yeah, that's what I was just saying like there's really nothing to practice
Do they don't they don't play they don't run reloads scrims. It's like there's literally nothing to practice
me for me flying in no no we can practice bro cuz yeah yeah you first is
we gotta get our chemistry going bro yeah yeah like you know I'm saying so
bro what's your favorite food yes uh your name is poyo I'm gonna say chicken
bro my bag is tacos then chicken tacos or beef tacos beef God that's actually
good shout bro. I like chicken tacos but beef tacos are undefeated. Well bro could we play
reload or no? Is there a reload? No we can we can we can. We can play reload ranked. We'll
probably get like strange like crazy though. Oh bro okay okay. Yo should I help you? Yeah
so like we don't just die. I can play arise. Okay yo bro were you a PlayStation kid? I see your
your name is Puyo Rex.
No, I used to play on PlayStation, but like I never played
for an hour PlayStation. Yeah, wait, they have my thing about
to turn off. Yeah, I'm about to add you. I'm about to add you.
Summing up, bro, you know, Xbox clears PlayStation, right,
bro?
I haven't played PS PlayStation in like years, like so long. So
I don't know.
Oh, she is sweet about a cycle and a little bit cycle.
So poyo bro.
Um, how long you been pro for?
Um, I say like I started doing good like 2023.
Okay, when you say doing good, do you mean like getting earnings?
No, no, I was getting earnings like before that, but like, but I like doing good and
like FNCS like top 5s and stuff.
Or, you know, how many earnings do you have on just winnings?
Think like around 800, 800k.
Play them very much.
What the fuck did you just say?
What the fuck did you just fucking say?
You have 800 gain Fortnite earnings.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Bro, do you have like, did you buy a house
So some shit, bro.
Nah.
Holy shit, dude.
Holy shit.
What are you spending on?
You just save it?
Yeah, I already spent on it.
Smart, bro.
Smart.
My chat said you're 18, right?
Yeah.
Nice.
Yeah, bro, because sometimes I say like some zesty shit,
bro.
So just be prepared, dude.
Yeah.
All right, bro.
So we queue up, right?
We just ready up?
Yeah.
Hold on, we're on game night.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna make a group chat with Razz.
Man, by the way, I'm down for scrims, bro.
Like I'm ready to swing with the big dogs.
Like if you wanna play scrims, I'll play scrims.
I'll play whatever.
Like you just get me in there, bro.
I need to get real raps.
Don't know why a chat's laughing.
Yeah, oh, Gixi, you got an icon skin.
Yeah, you guys are hilarious, man.
Just some random fat guys, my icon skin.
This looks nothing like me.
I would have a beard.
All right, I'm gonna do your thumb look at all right work work to bro
So uh
Poil my chat is saying you and Peter is like the best duo of all time, bro
Yeah, or a aura bro. Does that feel cool? Like do you think about that or not really you just kind of play it?
Yeah, not really.
I'll probably think about it like after I'm done playing,
but like right now, like, I don't think I like that much.
Like when you're, like when you're unked out.
Yo, uh, Poyle, do you like Lola Bunny?
The skin?
Yeah, do you like the skin?
Yeah.
It's all right.
Look, bro, I'm gonna keep it a butt chat.
When I was a kid, I would get bricks from Lola Bunny.
Like when I was like 12, 13,
some of my first erections ever was Lola Bunny,
and I don't care what you say.
Lola Bunny and the blue car from Cars.
Those were two of my first ever erections, man.
The blue color.
Some cars.
Yes, the girl.
What was her name?
Sally, I think?
Oh, she's sweet body, Saiko.
Yeah, y'all ready to see me sweat up in Unreal?
I've never played in Unreal before.
Got him.
Yeah, so this game, that is what we'll be playing.
This one's really good.
So basically all we know means is we have to all die and then we don't respawn?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, tilted towers? Not sure?
Yeah, but it's not this map I think. The one that we're playing on is like some snowman.
I think I'm muted. Yo, yo, yo, hello?
Yo, guys, what's up, bro? How you doing, man?
What's up, man? Not too bad, dude. How you doing? Tilted, I bet.
Yo, guys, I heard you saying I was just gonna like drop loot, bro. What's up with that whole shit, man?
That's all I said
I'm already dead
I'm traveling to you Polo save me Polo save me
Yo
For a power plant
Yeah
I'm just, he's in my house bro, I'm right there.
No pointo, no pointo, good news bro.
Um, that was a good session, that was bad news, we got banned for that key.
Are you serious?
The god gave me the clip, he said, explain why, like what you should do in this situation.
Oh, because he wanted us to just die of courage?
Like I'm-
He said, you dead?
Hey, you respond bro.
Oh, this is OP bro, you guys can just stay alive and I get infinite lives, this is sick!
Yeah, yeah.
Literally infinite.
You just like once you died there's a button to respawn and you just like
Oh my god!
Sorry sorry sorry.
Oh just live bro we're gonna respawn.
Hold on I'm on you. Yeah we're good we're good.
We have Polo got this.
Oh they got me.
My god.
Dixie you're the last one alive bro just live.
Okay we're good we're good we're good.
You gotta live.
We're good Dixie.
We're second.
We're second.
I'm gonna respawn.
He's not a bad.
Jinx you just left, just left, got it, got it.
Yeah, they're dead.
See, I lived?
Boy, this is what I'm talking about, bro!
See, I lived!
I lived, yeah.
You see what I'm saying?
Like, bro, we can do this shit, man!
Oh, no!
But it's just...
But it's just...
Fuck!
Oh, no, wait, that's Terminator.
What?
That's racist.
Bro, guys, you guys have to play better, dude.
I'm living I'm living
What do you live me?
Yes, it's unreal hard because I heard it used to be easy as fuck to get
Dude it for like it's all right hand peaks bro, that's all it is once you get that shit down bro
What do you say rise turn around take this exotic
the best players are the best
I think they should
I guess you have kind of like a
fortnite accent bro
I swear you do
yo minis minis
look
bro you have
like a fortnite accent dude
what does that mean?
I don't know I'm second guessing my own voice
no it's not even bad bro it's cool bro
thank you
I don't know
thing is y'all gotta like slow down bro because I need to form a
man. Okay, I'll be just on you.
All right, this is what I'm talking about. Why would I have this
sexual ass drink? They know what they're doing, bro.
You got shotgun shells for the boy.
Yeah, I got you.
BORAH!
My teammate just shot way me into the storm.
Okay, center, huh?
That's what it shows.
Boy, you watch World Cup, bro?
Um, I was watching a little bit of the game today.
The torture went on.
I haven't been watching.
I'm gonna be watching like the 70s and stuff, like the 40s.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the group stage is honestly just a lot, lot, lot, lot, lot.
Because none of it really matters that much.
I'm looking.
Yeah, and also like three like three teams from most groups go. It's like who cares bro. This is the real tournament now
All right now that I have math I can actually carry out boys
Yes, they would us but what about us this big-ass ponytail I can't see shit
There's a bug right now like there's a bug we're like your audio. I don't know if that's what you got
But like your audio is just like muffled like it's like you're underwater. Yeah, that's how it sounded. It was like muffle that spot
Guys make sure you live I'll be back soon. I'm back soon
Bro hot take I feel like reload his ass man chill I'm saying
No, it's it's okay fun
Well because I think it's like the fun of fortnight is if you die it like matters, bro, you know
But it's not like it makes it a test
You gotta like live they can put you in close situations. Ah, true. Just true. Oh, I just threw a shocker
Bro, these lobbies are too good. Yeah, what the fuck?
I don't really know. I mean we go play my pollo. Yeah, I'm not glad that might have been on me. I think we just play man
Good try guys. Good try. Oh ritual's in here, bro. Yeah. Have you played with him before? No, no, no, no
I'm adding to the group chat
Oh, she is sweet about a sigh
Go
In a little bit psycho
Dude, I'm gonna be honest reload his shit bro
Reload his ass. They should do that on Battle Royale, bro. I'm not even kidding. What is this? They try to be call of duty now
Realize good. You don't understand. Fuck that noise, bro
Bro, if you're gonna do for tonight, bro, make this shit like no response man. If you die you die
There shouldn't even be reboot vans, look I'm not even kidding though.
Reboot.
Oh my mic is not working out, nice.
The thing is bro, reload is just bad, I don't know.
Dude, because bro reload it's literally, why the fuck is this event reload poyo, the hell?
I thought I signed up for battle royale man.
You couldn't play battle royale if you weren't.
Nah, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down, I'm down whatever y'all want to do bro, I'm down whatever y'all want to do, man.
You're rich and muted.
What? Oh, I said reload trash, dude.
Yeah, no. Bro, it's like Fortnite trying to be caught of duty. It's like, bro, the fucking response.
What?
Or they have that in Warzone?
Like I haven't got caught of duty in a while.
Yeah, I haven't.
Is there a card getting remastered? Like soon, coming out soon?
Yeah, isn't it?
Black ops?
Black ops 2, very nice.
I've seen the zombies.
Zombies.
What kind of talk?
Dead zeeze.
This guy's doing equal.
Are you missing the yellow, JC?
Yes, bro.
Wait, how many FNCS is all y'all got, bro, in here?
How many we got in here, bro?
Want me to start?
Yeah, I have three.
I'll play them.
You have three?
I have three and a half.
Man rise one one together, but it doesn't really count. What's up? I was deafened
The one we went together. Oh, yeah
I was like, yeah, it was so long ago and like we had a broken POI and a broken coin and mythic and broken everything
Only one zero pink to and like the rest of the lobby was like, you know
Dude, I think that's my biggest thing that told me back from Pro bro
It's just my fucking pain man. Like I swear these kids just take my walls, buddy's little shit
We'll be on zero and Dallas. Yeah
What's up on turt boil like I'm
Fuck it, bro, run it up on OG man
What is the battle real yeah, our games are saying
Action there's any way to restart game bug
like like the room on the short most is there a code in there might be a code in
there's a code in there's a code in bro do y'all miss oh gee man like I did actually I got a
tick talk about OG nostalgia it is like two hours ago I was looking about life when you were playing
Chapter one is chapter one. I was a little kid. Are you happy poyo was literally swinging in his dad's testicles back in chapter one
Bro in OG 4-9 it's like like yeah, what the fuck is this fucking cute?
Oh, we got a reset reset. We got a restart restart game for your game. Holy shit
Like holy fuck man rich
My fault
bro. Not bad bro. Not gonna be me bro. I'm just annoyed at Fortnite. Yeah. So many
bugs and shit. Not annoying. So how did you all start at the game like fucking 12? Damn
I was 22. Yeah how did you not ride 30? You were 22 when you started Fortnite. Yeah right.
No, wait!
Bro, you're like 19 or 20.
Yeah, yeah, I mean close, bro. Low key.
25, yeah.
Yeah, close enough.
Rise, you're 25?
23, bro.
Bro, but 23 and Fortnite pro is like 32
in any other pro.
Yeah, not really. I think it's the opposite.
No.
No, bro. All the Fortnite pros are like,
damn, that's fuck.
Yeah.
For now though, for now, because I guess I can get it.
But another game is pretty normal.
I guess three, bro.
I think we should just up the age to compete to like 21, personally.
Make this shit more competitive.
Bro, but what if like, no one didn't even be able to play?
It would just be like clicks.
And just be like, rise.
Me, queasy, and clicks.
That's good.
Rise, my chat's saying you never won, bro.
What do you mean?
You never won FNCS this time.
I mean, bro.
Do you believe everything you read on the internet?
Yes, bro.
Right, why don't you and Klicks run duos and then win together?
Oh.
Not a bad show.
It's not a bad show. I mean, we tried one time.
How'd it go?
We fucking got it, dude.
What place did y'all get, bro?
Oh, we never actually put F and CS together, but we didn't make it there.
You didn't even get that far?
Yeah, I didn't get that far.
My honest not PR answer is like dude if he is gonna win it has to be soon because he's only gonna get older
Bro like real shit
Your mechanics matter, bro
Rise is like third fastest on an a
No, right my chat said the opposite they said you're like more of a IGL er, bro
I
This game is fucking
Let me see let me see uh
Rambo Rambo
I just seen the clips of shit
oh yeah he does
oh that makes sense bro does it look like rank because this kid was afk
He's pickaxing a floor and I just shot him.
I'm sorry, yeah, this is right for sure.
Yeah.
Good name, kid! I just shit on that guy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, no, no, no, no, real humans, real humans.
I'm dead, I'm dead. Yeah, nothing.
Jinx, you gotta live.
Oh, Jinx, you live.
Jinx, you gotta live.
Guys, calm the fuck down, bro. You're making me panic.
I'm gonna live, I'm gonna live, I'm gonna live, I'm gonna live.
Yo, if you crap, you're making no noise, right? No noise?
No, you're jumping. Yeah, you jump you may know this me ho chives. I got this baby
Yo, they're all diving for height up there
Jesus
This pot
That shit tastes like a man in bed
You guys remember in key bro. We all remember in key on this map. They have a reading
Dynamite right so you throw the grenade little shithead
In my box
I don't even see where you are.
Just follow their nature, bro. I can't.
Let me out, man.
Think about it. What unreal player would be in this bush?
I've been bush camped at, bro.
Nobody's going to check this shit.
I know a couple.
See? Now I'm back to my shit.
Do you have a buga?
Do you have a buga?
Wait, buga sits in bushes?
Yeah, yeah. That's why they call him buga.
Oh, bush bacon buga.
I'm gonna fuck them, fuck them in my box
Channels walking
Come on, come on, you all gotta help
Help me, help me, help me
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
You hear it, land on this, land on the marker here
This guy's in Batman, it's not like a protein
Yeah, Batman
Yeah, Batman's a protein
There's no guy named Batman, who's that?
Is it this?
Good name
I
Yo, you got the sick, you got the sick, bro.
I mean, jizz, they're not caught up.
Oh, shit.
There's one in here.
Oh, yeah.
In there.
In there.
Get him.
Get him.
I don't know where he went.
We lost him.
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
Where are they?
They're coming through the AR.
I'm up high.
I'm up high.
I'm up high.
I'm up high.
I'm up high.
He's better on me crack them
I'm gonna be a problem, okay
Yeah, just have it, I don't want to have the cornered action, man.
Off the rise, and just, just like, mimic him.
Rise to 100?
I can probably mimic it.
Rise to 100?
Yeah.
Just say it too hard after everything you said.
Okay.
Just like, pull back.
Just, just, just, just, just lie.
I was meant to get it.
I'm gonna make it.
Comrade.
Oh, sure.
Yo, wait, so are all of y'all 18 or older, bro?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Alright, have y'all ever gooned to a Fortnite skin, and be honest, bro?
What?
Nope.
I be one on me
Okay, I have a question
You played rainbow right? Have you ever like
Yes, bro. No hesitation
Have I go to a seed cancer? Yes the hell look up. I got a gas literally
Yeah, and tell me I'm black
I'll perform
Or IQ a leap well one on my mind
Stop right now!
Stop right now!
Do it and just shoot, bro!
I can't even see shit!
Y'all are just building up!
All down!
Bro, I can't even see what is happening!
I'm gonna damage!
Alright, couple of up.
Balleridge.
Those guys are like, LARPing skill, bro.
LARPing is a trash bag.
That's bro.
Something's off.
I'm not gonna lie bro, you sound a little bit like Pete bro, I'm not in control of the
No, no, everyone says that's what people say
I've already built I have three bills to go
Baby boy max, baby
Max baby, thank you. Thank you. Oh, this is my duo bro chill the hell
Oh my walls
Require what the fuck is this recoil?
Did you see this?
It's an AK.
It's an AK.
What?
Shit's popping to the sky.
Bro y'all are too fast dude.
I don't even know how to keep up.
Yeah.
I'm gonna stay with you.
I'm gonna keep playing.
Thank you bro.
Good aim bridge.
The lights are bright.
You turn up the mouse.
I love the video.
I know.
So now I'm gonna ask y'all bro.
Do y'all think KlickSever gonna win?
You guys asked me bro
It's gonna win bro FNCM says beat that ass don't roll beat that ass bro
I think his his chance to win past who said that who said that rich
Yeah
Ritual
It was in
Yeah, yeah
He got second
He had another one with epic
I think it'll be a lot easier
Okay, okay, yeah, he did almost win in duos with epic well, but something happened
Yo guys, I actually have a hot take about Fortnite bro
Yeah, a trios win and a squads win is kind of the Mickey because think about it bro
If you have trios, you have a higher percent of chance of winning.
Duos, you literally are one out of 50 fucking teams, bro.
OK, come here. Yeah, right.
Like if you do trios, it's one in 33.
But if you do duos, it's one in 60. That's the game.
So you think like solo wins are like the best solo wins is the most aura.
Yes, bro. One in 100. That's fucking aura.
There hasn't been a solo in a while, but there's what there's a lot of you.
You are an MF. There's one soon.
You need to look up.
Look up!
See that crouch?
Alright.
And uh, can you feel it?
Yo, this guy's a fucking creep, bro.
Yo, guys, I don't know what your deal is, bro!
Fuck off!
I don't know what your fucking deal is, bro!
Dude, I was-
You said there's random dynamite and I saw you throw five grenades at me and now you're punching me!
Alright, my best-
I thought it would send you flying.
I just knew up there.
No, but chat you guys saying to Marv and yeah, bro a one in a hundred chance of winning
That's aura bro like if you went out of the top one
Are they gonna do solo soon or no? Yeah, it's not over. That's gonna be peak, bro
Wait, it's like the first one they've done in like five years
One more guy
You guys can jump out the map and I'll collect right right right
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
Come here, come here.
Come here, come here, come here.
I'm out of here.
There's still one more, though.
I don't know.
You ready?
I'm gonna edit it for you?
Yep.
Yep.
I'm out.
Oh, I can see the edits, bro.
You see the fucking edits?
I've seen that.
That was good.
You want a simple edit?
Yes, bro.
A little double edit for the boys back home, man.
A little bit of a double edit.
No big deal.
No, but, bro, for real, like, a solo win is aura.
That's one in a hundred.
You know what they say about solo, right?
What what like nobody actually played solos like yeah
It's not really solo
Versus this or did you ever play discord wars?
Yeah, oh wait all he was telling me about this like the teaming shit where people will just group up and shoot someone
That's what I literally
Make it obvious
Yeah
I'll put it on better my oh gee bro. Let's run this shit back
Play oh gee man
Let's run this shit back, dude
Yeah, oh gee whoa
G. Oh gee whoa, oh gee, bro. I don't think I've ever played oh gee
Yeah, I don't think I've either I've been ever in my life ever cute is he broke you're gonna have to carry us there dude you young
You young blood don't understand prime for tonight bro like
So what do you mean you haven't played OG? It's OG bro. I'm saying I haven't played like this game mode very in a bit
Like I've obviously played OG for night
So there's no tournaments on this
Well, yeah, bro, it's because it's too much skill bro. Oh gee, it's about map
It's about map knowledge confidence in how much of a OG you are bro
Legitimately like dude y'all ever played against a fucking skull trooper a real one back in the day
John Wick
I know you guys ROG. Oh my god. I'm not a digger. You guys ROG dude. Oh
She is sweet but I got my console back. So wait, what other games are you guys good at besides for that though?
You only play 49 foil, you don't play any other game.
Yeah.
Valorant.
Valorant.
Call it a game.
Play on the map and everything for sure.
You're the war if you're OG.
You play Gears of War?
Alright, you might be 30 about that ass.
I thought that was totally earlier, you might be 30.
Gears of War?
Halo 3 is fucking crazy.
Oh yeah, you're definitely 30.
But Halo was good though, not a lot.
I played Halo.
You're playing for me?
Yeah, you're playing for me.
Bro, you guys want a real competitive game, bro?
Play League of Legends, buddy, then talk to me.
Play League, play a little bit of League.
It's not no for us.
You play League of Legends, dude?
I started like two months ago, bro.
I'm like silver.
Yeah? What lane do you play?
Jungle. I run shit, bro.
You like jungle? I play top lane.
What do you play?
You're probably better than me.
I don't know what the guy's name, um...
Like, what kind of...
Nah, nah, nah, it's uh...
There is so many people.
It's to do with the chains, you know?
It's like chains on his arms.
I don't know what it's called.
Yo, guys, if I land with y'all, I'm gonna die.
So I'm gonna do my own thing, bro.
Nah, I'm gonna do my own thing.
A mini gun?
Oh shit.
Oh yeah.
Are we getting stream sniped?
Yeah.
Dead?
No, nobody's stream sniped so much.
You don't get maps, bro.
We need to farm some maps, bro.
Wait, we should almost like a squad OG custom right now.
Yeah, that sounds like a good one.
Yeah, I know.
Are you ready to roll like a turnie soon?
What is that?
Bro, yes, bro.
I'm running the tournament soon, man.
In like a month.
Oh, I had a boat.
What's it going to be?
OG or reload?
I don't know.
I think it's going to be OG, bro.
I think it's going to be OG Trio's like one pro two creators
Yeah, I have guns
Yeah, I know I got a boogie I'm waiting for the drop man
Dude low-key there's like no sniper. Oh never mind. I'm getting snipe
Wait
How does a
How the fuck does attack one shot
I think it's because it's the OG tag. They used to do like 150.
I'm living. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I just have no shield.
There's another kid lurking above me. I can't believe it.
What's up bro?
Come on, boy. I'm gonna see something, dude.
Okay, okay.
Where's he staying?
I don't know.
I'm low.
I would say your siphon is below you but it's not.
Yeah, I know.
I'm actually playing a friend.
I'm going to roll outside, but I'm not going to roll off the stairs.
I got off the wall though, I don't fucking care.
Wow.
I got nothing, bro.
Bro, I'm ass out of this fucking game, man.
Goddamn.
Actually, no. I think this game is a bit too hard.
This game is a bit too hard.
Yeah, it actually is.
You have to be playing on-controller,
or like, T-Core, T-Boat, and you're living in the game.
That's hard.
Oh, yeah, they got him.
Oh, they got him, they got him, man.
Oh, my.
Goddamn, bro!
Get on!
Yeah, I'm going to play one more, I'm going to play one more, I'm going to play one more.
Bro wait, how do we lose?
Cause y'all are three pros, bro.
Yeah, let me go to lane somewhere a little bit more.
Yeah, I'll play lane tilted.
I'm going tilted.
You think?
Okay, we all got lane same building though, I think that's good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All four of us.
Just gotta say to you.
Bro, that's a moji turret.
Bro, that's a moji turret.
Dude, if you think about it, bro.
Oh, yeah, I don't I don't have a G-DRAP brother. This is my old account. I don't need I lost my old account, bro
I'm not warping shit, bro
I played like dude
I was the kid that would post wins on his snapchat story, man
It's my most it's like Riz back in the day. I don't even know
Bro, if you posted a victory royale on your snapchat story that was Riz, bro
Like that was fucking risk
No, it's not large I started seizing
Three you're the only non-oji in the lobby
Yeah, bro, because I lost my old account buddy. I lost all the count. What happened to it. I
Just swat like 20 accounts on Xbox and it's kept switching. Oh, you were breaking to us
no
Dude, I mean
200 wins about 200 or 300 victory riles. Oh
Oh, yeah, not like flex, but yeah
Yo, are you guys planning the program uh rise in ritual?
Uh
Holy holy obvious
Holy obvious
In the damn tournament dude
I dude no clue
No clue. Hopefully
I'd be so happy to play. All right. Y'all want to know a good OG comp landing spot if y'all this listen
Yo, I'm P.E. Leo Tilton you little crackhead listen, bro. Please we're gonna be on happy hamlet 37
I got my first one you ready?
Mr. Savage right here
Did I get my first one? I got my first one. It was at this house
Faxity you said can't wait to key you every game, bro. Faxity you're not good
But again, Pete's gonna key me bro, not you
You already know who your teammate is do bisco to new whole office here
Wait, how's it?
He's cornered.
They have to play the rise.
Point, I landed on you, bro.
Let's play on my left.
Well, we haven't even gotten a spoil.
Is this just Sniper only, P.O.R.?
Like, what is going on?
What is my...
I have only Sniper.
Bro, where's the guns at, man? Fuck!
Is there any guns in this joint?
Help me, help me, I'm ripping it off.
I'm only getting spiders!
Bro, can you get your gun, bro?
How do we play this?
I'm getting ripped out, bro.
Banana, banana, oh god!
Bro, it's a fucking banana!
What is going on?
Boy, you gotta kill him, he's dancing!
Boy, you gotta kill him!
Where is he?
Somebody kill his ass!
I'm coming, I'm coming.
He's falling on us!
He's falling on us!
I go!
Kill his bitch ass!
I kill the one!
I kill the one!
Oh my god.
Where did I hit?
There's everywhere.
Dead.
Yo, here we go!
I'm dead bro, I got no mass.
You're all dead.
You chopped me!
It was a ritual bro, what are you doing?
Suddenly fired.
What are you saying? Stop talking to me.
I'm gonna rip I think.
I'm trying because we can't buy it
Are we dead ass? That's that fucker's name?
Oh they got me I'm dead
Get me get me get me
Come on man
I'm the best
I'm the best
Red is behind the venting.
Who are you? Are you on the floor?
It didn't hit me.
I'm on the floor!
Wait, can I buy a car?
Absolutely.
Wait, how do you get a car?
Okay, you get a Rebuilder, so I'm going to buy a car.
Wait, I'm just going to be okay.
Oh my God.
What? You're on the wrecking.
Hacking while...
Wait, there's a hacker?
This guy has fucking hackers?
Bring me my teammate, wait this guy's bringing me to you guys
Oh my god
We're staking me
Bro, if this is how the tournament's going to be, I'm going to get the shit kicked out of me
Oh my god
What the fuck
I haven't even landed, I haven't even got a gun yet
Okay
right you got to read with me and then you got to go for
you got the plane
this plane here now
right I'm in the I'm at the OG Reboot van bus
alright I'm gonna come back bro me and player come back
I'm just kinda like bro I'm kind of in a cock chair y'all like I don't know I'm I can't really play I don't even get done
I'm just sort of in a cock chair over here, bro.
Maybe we have to play normal story out because OG is too hard because none of us have a lose, so we can't even like help you.
Bro, but I can't even get like an SMG, bro.
I got another truncator.
I suppose it could have been a...
Ballerang.
Dude, Loki, my reboot card expires guys in 80 seconds.
I'mma go for it, I'mma go for it, don't worry.
I need your truncator.
I don't know how to... yeah, like...
you're not even gonna use these
watch your eyes
oh yeah he knows
oh yeah I know
definitely 30
definitely 30
oh this is a little ball
dude guys my reboot guys 60 seconds
one of your reboot man
guys don't forget about it please
oh my god they're on that
here I'm just running
just running
I don't think we're going to get up in the top of the hill, but...
GARRAIN RISE GARRAIN!
Amp in your rebuke.
Grab rare.
I got him, I got him.
I think there's more though.
Perfect!
You gotta grab mine, gotta grab mine.
Wait, he was camping the rebuke? What a fucking chud!
I thought it was
I got enough
Yo, let me know if you guys need a fourth me and Richie bro
We're in the flash match
Just let us know guys. I'm getting stink bomb pick us up whenever you know
No rush.
If y'all want us to play, you guys can't do it.
Me and Richie waiting, bro. Me and Richie calling.
Really?
We all just want to play, it's not that bad.
I have no match.
No rush though, y'all. Like, whatever.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad.
Alright, you gotta grab my target.
It's gonna expire very soon.
Watch out for it, it's right there.
On your left, Brad.
Dude!
Oh, my...
No.
No, we can do this.
We have to win this game.
Right, so don't forget about Richard's car.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, don't worry.
I have Richard's car.
We give him the quad-crusher, and they do the OG tech.
He doesn't know about it, though.
There's space flying there.
Oh, Fortnite's in the chat.
Yo, Fortnite, there's a Peely doing a gritty in my face,
bro.
Can we get this guy out of here?
Please, Fortnite, help me! Like, it's a Peely! He's doing a gritty, bro!
Who is it?
Give him, like, a one-hour ban or something.
He just sticks forever to get mad, bro.
Dude, hey, he's friendly! Friendly, bro! Friendly!
Don't team bro, Fortnite is actually watching, I'm not even kidding.
Yeah, well that's Jinxy's run mate.
That's Jinxy's stream type dude.
Come on bro.
Told the car go to show.
Guys, don't forget, whatever you have time bro, just don't reuse it.
Nice!
Do I win?
I
Not a day another victory buddy
Run run run give zero bills
Okay, but you're strafing out of the air that's a controller. Yeah, it's not controller though
Come on, we done check.
Wait guys, you're on control with that ass?
He's on, I can see what he's on.
It's like you put your hand into the thing and you can like move with your fingers.
It's like a glove.
Yeah, it's like a glove.
We're gonna be on headset too.
You're playing in a glove?
Yeah, you have to ask Ozzy, buddy.
I'm like, hey Ozzy, you ever watched the arcade?
Ozzy used to play on it.
And Aziron, Aziron?
Yeah, Aziron.
Is that what it's called?
I don't know dude.
You're playing in a blind glove!
What are they shooting at me bro?
Bro, Rye, blink in, click login.
You're a pro.
You're a pro Rye.
I'm a pro.
I'm a pro in four builds by himself.
Bro, chill bro.
Just fucks their shit.
Oh hey, Pigaxe is playing.
Are you finally?
Friendly care package?
Dance it friendly, dance it friendly.
No.
Dance it friendly, dance it friendly.
Oh, he's horribly low.
Let me lie to me, bro!
He's one shot, he's one shot.
Run, run, run!
Dude, you're a rookie.
Nice.
Bro, nice one.
Paddle it.
Right, so forget about our reboot.
Haha, stop.
Classic.
six
You have to pull box and put a trap on them
I'm from Simpson just fucking eat my ass man
Look bro. Hey gg's y'all. Hey, I'm probably gonna go hit the hay man. All right. I agree
Yo, it was a pleasure dude. It was a pleasure man. I'll see y'all in the in the 12th bro. I'll see y'all, bro
I bet let me know
Yeah, I got you boy. I got you, bro. Hey
After that you're gonna have to 1v2 man. I can't even fucking get a gun
You're gonna have to 1v2 buddy. Holy shit. That's the case. I die. So all right. I'll be good at staying alive, bro
I got you. I bet. All right
Yo, how do I tell you gang?
Yo, Poyo, I'm not staying alive, bro.
Poyo, buddy, I'm not staying alive.
Bro, I'm dead as a fucking doornail, chat.
What do I chat?
Wstream to the 8.
Listen, bro, a little bit of a part-timer stream.
I was late, only streamed six hours.
Chat, listen, bro.
Upcoming streams.
First off, Monday, watch along into the USA game.
Tomorrow, honestly, don't even know what I'm doing tomorrow.
I'm going to figure something out.
Um, July 11th, bro, we're going to the World Cup quarterfinals July 12th going to the fortnight pro am July 15th going to Atlanta for the World Cup semifinals July 19th going to the World Cup finals July 25th is going to be my fortnight tournament chat love y'all boys and I'll catch you inside of the next one.
God first God bless any case I don't see a good afternoon good evening and good night.
Oh, last thing messy will win the World Cup. Remember when I said this.