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[549/730] 🟨 TRYING EVERY SNACK AT 7 ELEVEN -> MESSI vs CABO VERDE -> GAMING ALL NIGHT 🟨
07-03-2026 · 6h 23m
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desserts, sweets, drinks, from 7-Eleven.
Boys, let me show y'all what we got.
First off, it's not a 7-Eleven mukbang without a slurpee.
This is the Mountain Dew flavor. I haven't had a slurpee in like 10 years.
Literally, haven't had a slurpee in like 10 years.
Chad, should I tell y'all everything I got or just keep going one at a time?
Just go one at a time, bro.
You're gonna get cancer from this.
Maybe I will, bro.
Now, Chad, should we just go, like just go now?
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
as you can tell by the title,
today we're gonna be trying every snack from 7-Eleven.
This right here, all of this was $95.
I wanna say it again, $95 for all of these items
and the lady at the desk was an absolute legend.
and said, I'm gonna give y'all boys my rewards card credit.
So now it's 83 bucks.
We literally got a $12 off.
Now, we should probably start with the hot foods, bro.
Chad, look at this.
This is like a platter of stuff.
So we have,
first item.
I didn't even know 7-Eleven sold this.
It's like a mini taco, bro.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
It's a mini taco from 7-Eleven.
How bad could it be?
This is what it says.
Tacos, beef, mini-cow, 349 for an eight pack.
Not a bad deal, kid.
Are we ready, boys?
Three, two, one, first item.
Okay, I don't know about that beef.
Okay, so for the beef mini taco, holy goi slob, all right.
For the beef mini taco, I'm going to keep it above y'all.
The beef doesn't taste real.
The taco shell kind of just tastes like a tortilla chip,
to be honest, and the beef just tastes fake.
I'm gonna give this seven out of 10.
It's not bad.
I like tacos, I like beef.
The beef doesn't taste real.
I'm gonna try to only have one bite of everything,
and it needs y'all to hold me to that.
One bite of everything.
Now, next up,
I did it even though, what even is this?
16 grams of protein, $5.49, waffle breakfast sandwich, breakfast sausage with egg and American
cheese, nestled between bells and waffles, studded, this does not look bad. This does
not look bad. Okay, that's not how the picture looked. No, what? That is not how the picture,
What the fuck?
That's both advertisements.
Okay, I'm just gonna get a good bite of everything.
This is the egg.
Yo, these waffles look.
Okay, these waffles feel soggy.
Chat, you know the saying, never eat soggy waffles.
Today this changes, bro.
I could actually see myself getting this at 7-Eleven
at like nine in the morning.
Three, two, one.
Oh my god.
Okay, the sausage.
Bro, the American cheese, it's not even like melted, it's just sort of slapped in there.
Okay, for this one, the waffles were soggy, the beef tasted fake, the egg was the best
part.
I'm going five out of ten.
So now I'm scared because that was the item I was most looking forward to.
Oh God!
Okay, let's switch up the flow and get something we know is going to be good.
You can't mess up a pizza!
I don't care who you are!
Pizza slice ultimate pepperoni.
$2.99.
Not a...
It's stuck to the box.
stuck to the... Okay. This is a $2.99 pizza. This can't be bad. $2.99 pizza. This cannot be bad, bro.
All right. I'm going to tell you exactly how this smells.
Do y'all remember in high school in the cafeteria pizza day? That's how this smells.
Okay, three, two, one, 7-eleven pizza, ultimate pepperoni, we're going in hot.
It's literally sweating.
The pizza is literally sweating.
It has dripping and sweat.
Okay.
I'm going to be honest.
11 pizza. It's a pizza so it physically can't be bad. It can't like there's no such thing as a bad
pizza. But what I'm still going to say is it's slightly under rollage. I'm not like oh no oh no oh no
Okay, for a pizza, it's not good, but it's pizza, so it can't be bad.
The pizza's not bad.
7-Eleven, I'm telling you, if you ever had pizza in...
Oh, shoot.
If you ever have pizza in high school, that's how it tastes.
It tastes like high school cafeteria pizza.
Next up.
Now this looks psychotic.
All right, this looks psychotic.
Kings Hawaiian pretzel sliders.
L chair, guys, I still have my OG chair, relax.
It's literally right there.
I'm between this so I can spin and grab stuff for efficiency.
Chat, this looks insane.
I'm gonna keep it at a buck with y'all, bro.
With ham, American cheese on a pretzel bun.
Bro, why does everybody wanna slap American cheese
on everything?
The best cheese is provolone. If you told me there was provolone on this, I would feel weird.
Or I wouldn't feel weird. Now, this one looks really, really bad. I'm just going to be honest.
Why would you ever put a pretzel with ham and American cheese?
All right, 7-Eleven Hawaiian King's Pretzel Sliders.
I kind of glued to each other here.
Okay, 7-Eleven, Hawaiian Kings, pretzel sliders, we're going in hot, bro.
I swear to God, I'm not exaggerating, this tastes like dish soap.
It tastes so fake.
It tastes like hand sanitizer. I'm not even kidding.
My God, I can't swallow this one.
There's no way I swallowed this.
I cannot swallow this.
That is fucking disgusting.
That is fucking disgusting.
That is fucking disgusting.
This tastes like Dawn soap.
It did not taste like,
I didn't even taste the pretzel.
I'm not a family guy that said spitters are quitters.
Now, unbiasedly, for me to you,
this is the one I'm most excited for.
Chicken wings, you can't mess up chicken wings.
Not only do we get just regular chicken wings,
we got Buffalo chicken wings.
I love chicken wings, love them to death kid,
but holy breading.
Oh, what happened with him?
Let's try another one.
Now, Jack, let me make a statement here.
If you are one of those individuals who prefers drums over flats, you need to be investigated
by the FBI.
That's all I'm going to say.
Okay, that pretzel, I swear to God, that was bad.
Don't ever get that inside of a lemon.
Everything else here was edible and good and fine, like if you eat it, that literally tastes
like dish soap.
I don't know how to explain it.
So, 7-Eleven chicken wings, these are not buffalo wings,
these are just regular chicken wings.
Are we ready?
Three, two, one, going right down the hatch.
7-Eleven chicken wings.
Not bad, no, not bad.
Everything I've had so far at 7-Eleven, it's not great, but it's not bad.
Besides the pretzel thing.
That was bad.
Now, this is where the high skill gap comes in, because these are their hot buffalo wings.
Now, there's less breading.
This all depends on how good 7-Eleven's wing sauce is.
Everybody lock in.
Well, you guys said raw.
I don't trust you guys. They're not raw. No way they would serve raw wings. No way they would serve raw wings.
All right. Next up, 711 Buffalo chicken wings, bro.
Thanks bro, lock in.
Holy shit.
This is way better.
Bro, it's light breading?
Holy shit.
Yo, yo, I'm not bad.
Okay, I can only eat like a couple bites
because I have a lot of item seeds.
Now, this is the one I'm most intimidated for.
I'm scared.
Like Chad, I'm just gonna keep it a buck with you, bro.
I'm scared.
7-Eleven Angus Double Cheese Burger.
Now, I'm not a big burger guy.
Oh God, oh God.
711 that's not how the image looks
Okay, I'm all right
711 that is not how the image looked bro. What the hell it looks like somebody stepped on it
Somebody said lemur meat. I don't even want to try this. I don't even want to try this.
Microwave it, we did, bro. Oh my god, it smells bad. Why does it smell bad? I'm not a big burger guy.
Like I like five guys are like in and out. It's got to be a good burger. Oh
Oh, no, I'm at you. I can't be today. No, no, I don't even think I could try this one. I
Well, I got my keeps looking at it. I'm not even kidding. I might be looking at it. I might be looking at it
That looks I got an American the one we'll come back to that burger later on
We'll come back to that. No, dude. You guys think I'm clip farming? I puked from a Big Mac. That's even worse. Shut up. Look up.
Jinxie Big Mac puke. All right. Now this looks good. These are a 7-eleven special. This right here is the jalapeno cheddar taquito.
This physically can't even be bad.
Jalapeno cheddar taquita.
This does not look bad.
This is not bad.
Yo, this is not bad.
Listen, if you're going to go to 7-Eleven, do not get the burger.
Get this, yo, that burger looks like somebody stepped on it
and pooped in it.
It smells bad.
This is good.
This is good.
Okay, now, next up.
We're gonna try a 7-Eleven hot dog off the roller.
We are going to try a wiener now a little bit of a fun fact about me chat
Hot dogs are one food. I've never eaten in my entire life
I'm a picky eater hot dogs are one food. I've never eaten in my entire life
Are you ready?
But I'm doing this for y'all Kat. I swear to God. I'm not lying God can strike me down if I'm lying
I've never eaten a hot dog. God can strike me down if I'm lying
Here we go my first ever wiener
It's like a tire.
Okay
Somebody said rest in peace to your toilet
Okay, you know what man, I gotta just get this burger done with
Bro, I want to eat it last because I feel like oh
Brother oh my god
I
Want to eat it last because it's like I feel like you're just gonna ruin my appetites, bro
Ah, it looks like somebody's sat on it.
Why does it look like that?
Chad, it smells bad.
I'm not trolling you.
That burger does not smell good.
Okay, now, next thing we're gonna try here.
This is a wiener, but it has like crustaceans.
I forget what this one's called.
Oh, oh, I remember.
This is the Buffalo Chicken Dog.
7-Eleven Buffalo Chicken Dog.
Looks interesting.
Doctor?
No, my God.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck was that?
That didn't even look bad!
Oh my god, what is that?
Okay, okay.
We're gonna turn a little bit of a snack to switch up the flow.
Doritos, dinamita, chili, limo, yes, I'm a picky eater.
Now I'm going to be honest, aren't these just a direct rip off of like, Takis?
Holy crap.
Okay, that's insane.
That's amazing.
Yo!
That is incredible.
It has like, it's not even hot because I don't like talkies.
And that's like a line.
Not bad.
Yo, not bad.
Dude, I don't know if I can try this burger, guys.
I'm gonna have to level with you.
It keeps looking at me.
Okay, now we have to try this Slurpee because it's melting.
It's not a 7-Eleven mukbang without a Slurpee.
This one's going to go right into the toilet.
I'm going to, it's going to score it out of me in about 30 minutes.
Three, two, one.
This is the 7-Eleven most famous item, the Swirky.
This is Mountain Dew Flavors.
It melted, so I just got straight liquid at the bottom there.
You can't go wrong with a Slurpee the problem is though. This is straight red 40
Chat this is straight red 40 bro straight red 40 now this one I
Think I'm gonna puke on this one chicken bacon ranch. I'm gonna save the pukers till the end
I'm gonna save the two pukers till the end bro
Okay, now, 7-Eleven coffee. As you know, I'm a big coffee guy. I've never had... I didn't know they had coffee till today.
What the fuck am I eating?
Why is my tongue half orange, half yellow?
What is this place?
This isn't even real food.
What happened?
What is that?
Three, two, one, seven other coffee.
Now I got a hot caramel macchiato.
One of my, literally caramel macchiato is my favorite coffee ever.
it's straight up sugar and cream I'm not gonna lie this if you told me this was a milkshake
I would believe you yeah here's the thing bro is the cop does it taste good yes if I
I have another five sips, am I going to get diarrhea yet, bro?
This is like, okay, I'm scared.
Now we have another little mini snack here.
I saw this on the desk when I was checking out.
Takis, hot nuts, chile limon.
Okay, these are, okay, these are insane.
These are good, bro.
Yup, if you guys do that, it's lightning.
Bro.
These are good.
Wait, but I thought lightning you can only see.
That's thunder.
Chat.
Not bad.
Oh my God.
Yo, the thing about gas stations, bro, is if you go in to get the snacks, they have like every chip you could imagine.
Like every type of chip.
Okay.
I don't really know what this one is. I believe this is the...
I believe this is another taquito.
I don't remember what flavor this one is, taquito.
This is the Monterey Jack one.
Yo.
Yo, talk, you know what's going on.
These things are good. Oh my god, yo the taquitos are not bad, bro
That was the Monterey Jack one that's my favorite one so far
That's my favorite one. Wow
okay
now this I believe is
Some of the chat knows I think this is the chili dog
It's just a chili dog
Yes, this is a chili dog.
This is off the roller.
Interesting smell.
Cheddar stuff.
All right, we got to get sober with it's only getting colder every minute that goes on 711 double beef angus burger.
It smells so bad guys, I'm not kidding when I say this.
It looks like somebody stomped on it.
711.
Double beef angus burger.
Thank you very much.
And now, we're gonna do it together.
Ahhhh.
AHH!
Fuck!
Let's go right in...
Right in the trash. Right in the trash.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Okay, now!
Breakfast sandwich, you can't mess this up.
Bacon, I can cheese.
I mean, come on, you cannot mess this up, bro.
Wait.
I can't even see the inside of it.
Where's the bacon?
It's a bacon, I can cheese.
Where's the bacon?
What?
Okay, three, two, where should I bite from?
There's one part where you can see an egg.
Open it.
There's the bacon.
Yes.
There's the bacon.
Yes.
Fuck!
What the fuck?
Fuck! What the fuck was that?
Oh my god! Did somebody piss in this?
Fuck! It tasted like a flip-flop!
Oh, no, okay, 7-eleven fruit salads.
This looks incredible.
This looks amazing.
7-eleven fruit salads, guys, that's the worst bacon aga cheese I've ever had in my life.
That's the worst bacon aga cheese I've ever had in my fucking life, bro.
Yo, I make better bacon aga cheese, bro, and I have CTE.
Fruit salad, this looks incredible, apples, grapes,
Tell what fruit is this
Who is this
Kiwi never had it it's good
Hey mango
Fuck yeah get this bro. You go to 7-11 get this mango
Not bad, thank God I needed that.
Okay, we got some interesting items coming up now, now.
Boneless Wings, Buffalo. These look good.
Boneless Wings, Buffalo.
Not a mango, that was a cancel loop.
Cancel loop.
Boneless Wings, Buffalo. Are you already?
It doesn't taste bad, it just tastes real.
I really don't know how to explain it, bro.
It's not that it's bad, it just tastes real.
I don't know how to explain this to y'all, bro.
It doesn't taste bad, it just doesn't taste real.
Motherfucker bought these two hours ago, bro.
We bought this one hour ago and we heated it up
and went live.
Bro, we didn't even, we bought this like 55 minutes ago.
I'm not kidding.
Bro, they had some shit that was,
they were sitting on the rotors for like, oh, wild.
I don't know, that doesn't taste like real chicken.
It's not that it tastes bad, it tastes like fake.
Okay.
Next up, I'm not going to lie, the taquitos don't miss.
Chat, what type of taquito is this?
Did any of y'all recognize this one?
This one looks like beef, I think.
Somebody said a 3D printed food, human meat.
This one's not bad, it's, this one tastes like the beef you would make in like tacos
in a pan but it's like the beef that you left in the bottom of the pan for like a day. That's kind
of how it tastes. Not, it's not bad. Now, Chad, we have some sweets, bro. Um, I've never had a 7-11
donut in my life but I saw these, man. I had to try them, bro. Glazed donut. This can't be bad.
This looks insane.
This is incredible.
Now, next donut.
Apple Fritters.
This is the size of my face.
Apple Fritters donut.
Y'all, this looks pretty.
Looks pretty good.
Now, it's time to address the 900 pound elephant in the room, but we've got one more tachito.
One more tachito.
Shall we talk to you as this?
This chicken?
Is this chicken?
Is this chicken?
Anybody know what tachyta this is?
Ranch chicken.
I'm not a big ranch guy.
Okay.
Okay, um, I don't, it's like, it's not that it's bad.
It's just like, it doesn't taste real.
It tastes like I'm tasting like artificial meat.
Somebody said lab bro.
Yeah.
Oh my God, I'm reaching for a slurpee. What am I doing? Okay. It doesn't taste real.
It's AI. It's 3D printed. Well, they're not 3D print. Okay. Listen.
I saved this one for one of the last items because I think I'm going to puke.
We also have Dubai chocolate and a cookie. I've never had this before. I heard it's really good, the Dubai chocolates.
Should I eat this last? I think I'm going to puke, guys.
I'm not going to lie. Yeah, the Monterey Jack taquito was probably the best one.
This was a chicken bacon ranch.
649. 649.
Oh God, there's lettuce in there.
Fuck.
I don't know if I can get this one down in me, chief.
Like, doing this for y'all boys, bro.
I don't know if I could just one down in me chief.
Where's the bacon?
Yeah, wait, where is the bacon?
Was the bacon just false advertisements?
Where the fuck is the bacon?
3, 2, 1, no longer countdown, longer countdown.
Chicken bacon ranch wrap from 7-Eleven.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
That's a good score to bite from.
bacon rants rap from 7-Eleven, y'all. Do an Arby's Mukbang next. You know what? I actually
will. YouTube, if this 7-Eleven Mukbang gets 20,000 likes next week at Arby's. 3, 2, 1.
Alright, I'm gonna go get that jewellery.
Oh, I know, I know.
It's okay.
That's fine.
I really don't like to ranch in the lettuce. I don't like ranch in lettuce. Next up, Dubai
chocolates. I've never had this. So all this at the counter when we were checking out,
to try it. This looks good. I heard Dubai chocolate is good y'all. Dubai chocolate bro,
I heard it's good. Never had it. Whoa, it's like green. You see that? First time trying
Dubai chocolate.
That is incredible.
That is incredible.
That is incredible.
Wow.
Guys, that's good.
Next up, 7-Eleven's peanut butter cookie.
139 for two cookies, not a bad shout.
You know, bro, I'm gonna give you guys my final take too.
That smells good.
Incredible.
Yeah, isn't a peanut butter cookie a snickerdoodle?
Now boys, is my final food review,
if you're gonna go to 7-Eleven,
There is some goaded stuff.
There is some stuff to steer clear of.
One, bacon egg and cheese croissant.
There's no bacon!
And I pretty sure someone's sad on it.
It does not look like the images, bro.
First thing you gotta know about 7-Eleven
is whatever you see on the image of the rapper is fake.
Don't eat the burger, whatever you do.
Don't eat the burger, bro.
Don't eat the burger.
Cook your own damn burger.
It's like, yo, it's bad.
The burger's bad.
It looks bad, smells bad, tastes bad.
It's bad.
But go to Stuff from 7-Eleven.
Most surprising, the Buffalo wings were good.
I'm not even joking.
There wasn't too much breading.
These wings had too much breading on them.
You guys can see the difference.
The Buffalo wings were not bad.
Like, it was not bad.
This, I thought was gonna be good.
It was terrible.
Old and old, bro.
If you're gonna go to 7-Eleven, get the wings.
You can't really miss the taquitos.
Pizza wasn't bad.
Slurpees taste good, but you might die.
Donuts is good.
Bro, if you're gonna go to 7-Eleven,
steer clear of the burgers.
Don't, don't you dare get a taquito
and a friggin' bag of chips, bro.
And you're on your way.
Get a friggin' Monterey Jack taquito or Buffalo wings.
I'll accept either of those.
The coffee is straight up cream.
Like I can't even, you know, it's literally just cream.
I can't drink this.
All in all, 7-Eleven.
Good prices?
They're lying on the wrappers, bro.
All the wrappers are fucking illusions.
I was in the aisle, I'm like, ooh, this looks good.
Ooh, waffle, like I was most excited for this.
This is the thing I was most excited for.
I love waffles, I love sausage, I love cheese.
What the fuck was that?
But yes, bro.
Some of the meat in here doesn't taste like real meat.
And last thing I'm gonna say,
YouTube, if you enjoyed this mukbang,
20,000 likes and we're doing RVs next.
Locked.
Now try to count down for me, daddy.
Mouth span that guy.
Now chat, yeah, but it's all like,
none of it tastes like real food, bro.
Like it's all tastes fake.
You can't break the law with them.
Chai, I need to throw this away now.
One second. One second.
Work.
Alright.
Chai, messy place in two hours.
Alright!
Okay, okay.
I'm just, I'm gathering all of the trash, bro.
Working through your worst nights.
Okay, I do buy chocolate and I might actually keep that. That's pretty good, bro.
Oh yeah, the pretzel thing was terrible. That actually was fucking horrible.
It tastes like soap. I don't even know how to explain it.
It sounds like I'm exaggerating. The pretzel Hawaiian ranch roll thing tastes like soap.
Why your eyes well up?
Did you call me from a seah?
It's at the 7-Eleven Burger.
I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.
Fuck that noise.
But it's, I took a bite of everything.
Fuck it.
7-Eleven burger like me ho me ho fuck that noise, bro. I
Got it. I can't even eat this stuff that tastes good because then it's like also dis unhealthy
I gotta get all this out of here, bro. None of this shit is healthy. I
Got it. I can't even drink the coffee
None of this shit is healthy, bro. I actually feel terrible. I literally feel like shit after that
Fuck. So why should we spend Saturday night alone when I can't call you on the phone?
Yo chat, I literally feel like shit, bro. I'm not even kidding. I feel fucking terrible.
The fruit salad was good.
I mean, goddamn!
I had a donut, a cookie, a bunch of fake meat.
I feel fucking horrible, bro.
But someone's kicked me in the balls.
So why should we spend Saturday night alone when I can't?
Chabu-Veatas, bro. Like 7-Eleven Mukbang, you're dodging bombs.
Did you call me from a saiyan?
Chat on the back, bro!
Ah!
El chair!
Guys, I'm swapping it!
Relax!
Chat!
Don't ever say an El chair like I killed somebody!
Guys, I didn't forget about the OG!
I just needed this so I could spin, bro!
Spin again.
Spin again.
Just spin again.
This feels like a bad idea, yep, I'm gonna stop now, because I'm gonna break a chair.
And one day he break a cage and he get this.
Yo chat, messy place to write y'all.
I'm telling you, Cabo birthday, y'all have been drawing everybody, not messy though.
Dude, Messi's gonna score three goals.
Okay, I don't feel like that bad.
I only have like little bites, bro.
I don't feel that bad.
Because bro, I didn't want to overeat even the good stuff, because it's all fake, and
then feel like crap going into the stream.
feel good bro why don't feel good
all right baby check what is up man
Ronaldo better you're delusional bro you're fucking delusional I don't care
if you're Ronaldo fan bro but don't be fucking delusional don't ever say that
Not super shit again!
Still wearing flip-flops in 2026.
I'm confused if it's 2026 on flip-flops on a style.
Bro, flip-flops are auras.
You just slide them into your feet, bro.
My brother texted me 20 minutes ago, eat that derger.
He called it a derger.
Oh God.
Chat, that was rough.
That was rough, bro.
That was rough, bro.
Get that hairline fixed.
Yo, bro, what the fuck does that even mean, bro?
Get that hairline fixed.
Now, chat.
Messy plays, bro.
Are you guys ready?
Are you guys hyped?
Are you guys excited?
Messi plays his first knockout game out of the World Cup.
I'm telling you, bro, it's probably gonna be a hat trick.
It's probably gonna be a hat trick.
Now, Tat, should we watch along the game?
It's in two hours.
Should we watch along the game?
Why should we spend Saturday night alone?
Yeah, I low key might do it.
I might do a watch along.
Now, what game should we play, y'all?
Bro, should I rip some Fortnite?
Bro, but Fortnite is just stream snipers.
Yo, Rocket League?
FIFA's not a bad shout.
FIFA is not a bad shout.
FIFA's not a bad shout, kid.
Chess, bro.
I'm like chess in a minute.
I need to lock in on chess, bro.
FIFA's not a bad shout, kid.
Short of think about chess
Rocket League not a bad shout apex not a bad shout push diamond rocket league I could I could I could I could
Like today's wordl
Bet. Lock him. Today's word, let's do it.
How to play wordle. Guess the word in six tries.
Each guess must be a valid five letter word.
Valid five letter word? Chat, you got only.
What's a five-letter word?
Um, sands?
No, sandy.
Ooh.
Okay.
So the second letters are A.
Nanny?
Yo.
Could nanny be correct?
All right.
Grant, no.
Bro, the second letter's an A and it's a five letter word.
Chat is in the moment.
Gamble? No.
Fan?
What the fuck?
I'm actually confused.
What? Yo, we what?
Um, pan?
Bro, what is a five letter word with an N in it where the A is the second letter?
We know the N is either the fourth or the fifth.
We know the N, so this is how it's gonna look.
It's gonna be like A here, N here, N here.
Camel? No, there's no N.
God, I'm stupid.
Wait, candy.
No, it can't be candy.
Manly? No.
Why gotta stop doing why?
Bruh, I might actually just be stupid.
I have to stop doing why is because...
There's no D, there's no Y.
There's no D. There's no Y.
What the fuck, bro?
What the fuck even is this?
What the fuck is this supposed to be, man?
Camel, camel, camel, flannel, jannel, rannel.
Raiden, gaiden, fladen, zaden.
It's something with an N at the end.
Radio, radiance, radiance, it'll make sense, but no.
5 letter word bro.
What could the first letter be?
Lamps?
No, but there's no fucking N.
What is this shit?
Panda?
But it can't be panda because look the end is not wait wait wait you know the ends of
the third no it it wait it is panda no it's not because this would have been
green
What the fuck man? What is this? Bro, it's something like this.
Gaven! Oh my god, could you imagine? It actually lines up.
Gaven lines up, come on, we need not in wordless fucking chuds.
Messi.
Oh, Messi's not in a word, rigged.
Mrs. fucking rigged.
Bro, I'm trying to think, bro.
The N is not the first letter or the third letter.
It's the fourth and the fifth.
It's the fourth and the fifth, bro.
It's the fourth of the fifth, bro.
Wait, I got it.
Handle.
No, but it's not because the N is the third letter.
Oh my god, Handle's not even five letters.
God, I'm stupid.
Harry? No, that doesn't make sense.
Bro, I'm actually going to freak out.
Japan! Japan!
Oh my god, Japan! It has to be Japan! What?! No, it couldn't have been Japan because the
P here was great. Okay, well now we know the N is the last letter. Japan, Kadam, Falam,
Japan, L-L-Pan?
Bro, I'm about to shove a controller up my ass.
I'm not even joking you.
What is this?
We need to do Word on every day
to keep our brain cells hot, chat, for real.
Japan, Panda, Nanny, Sandy.
It's, it's, it ends with the end.
The second letter is an A.
Moran, bro, I don't fucking,
God, I shouldn't do this
because this proves how stupid I am, bro.
This proves how fucking stupid I am.
Car?
So you guys are saying, yeah, like to me being stupid, are you guys fucking annoying or what,
bro?
Like, guys, I'm not stupid, it's just, this is not easy.
I feel like somebody told me to do this wordle because it's hard.
What are the letters we haven't tried?
We haven't tried C. We haven't tried V. We haven't tried M. We haven't tried E.
Wait, A, E, I, O, U, you always have to try with an E or a U.
I don't know. I don't know. Good God.
We haven't tried an R.
R, something, we haven't tried R, rammed, ran, ran, flan, ran, ran, ran, ran, ran, ran,
Jinx, you're looking at this all wrong.
Do a filler word, bro, but I need to batten out the AEIOU.
You guys don't even know what it is.
Y'all don't know what it is.
Don't know what it is
Y'all don't know what it is bro call it what it is man
We haven't tried to end.
We haven't tried to ask.
All right. What's the filler word, bro? Zebra?
But I feel like if I do zebra, I'm just wasting, I'm just wasting.
Zebra.
There's a bee, there's a bee, there's a bee, hold up, hold!
There's a fucking bee!
Oh my god!
Okay, wait!
Okay. There's a B. And we know I should have did this, I should have did this, bro.
I should have did this as the filler, because then we'd figure out if the B is here.
And then we'd also figure out if there's like, there's a B. It's either the fourth or the first.
It's either the fourth or the first, bro. Goodness gracious, man.
Man.
Ba, ba, ba, ba, hold up.
One more to end, we're in, and ba!
Bro, it's the B's gonna be here, man.
We still don't even know the third letter. Oh my God, I'm actually stupid.
We didn't know the third letter.
We know it ends in an N.
We know it ends in an N. We know it ends in an N. We know there's no R in it.
Fuck me in the ass!
Oh my god.
This is the word.
Batten down the hatch.
This is the word.
But there's no E. There's no E. We're so close.
Batten down the hatch.
It can't be batten because there's no E though.
What is a word?
It's gotta be batten!
Fuck!
There's, we used E.
Bader, now.
No, it ends with an N.
Couldn't I technically just do this until I see something that makes sense?
No, it can't be bad because we used E.
Oh, it could be this. I don't think this is a word though.
We know the A is here, the B could be here or it could be here.
We haven't used O yet, we haven't used T, and we know the N is here.
Bitch!
Bitch!
Yes!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Dude, that's the OP method, you just go letter by letter.
Oh my god.
Do you know what I mean?
Hard watch.
What, did y'all get that in like five seconds?
Yeah, right.
A lot of y'all probably didn't even get that.
Mooda cheater, yeah, yeah.
Bro, it's process elimination, bro.
We know the B is either in the front or the fork,
but it's probably in the front.
There's no word that ends in BN.
We know the B's in the front,
and we haven't used T or O,
and we know there's an N at the end,
and we know there's an A second letter.
Mooda method, ay bro call it what it is bro, it's strategies man, it's, you go letter
by letter until you find something that makes sense.
It could have been bacon?
You're right, it could have been bacon.
It could have been bacon bro.
Alright, we haven't played chess in a minute, let's run it.
Dude, I was actually fucking somebody up in chess the other day and then I literally lagged
down and lost.
Jal again, Jal again, Jal again.
Boys, I think we should do a diamond push in Rockin League.
I'm not a controlling.
Indonesia.
Oh, no, he did the push strategy.
The strategy is so hard to defend against.
Whenever they push it, it's cooked.
Should I do that?
I should do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, I actually have really good development.
Guys, I have good development already.
You leaked your dick.
Win.
Okay.
Now we go here.
Developments.
That's pinned.
He can't move it because it's checked.
His pawn structure is already messed up.
Guys, we're already mogging him.
His pond structure is already messed up.
Night out here.
What a bad rook by him, no?
All right, we can cast a little on the left. It's very productive.
Wait, actually that hangs, ew, that hangs up on...
This is fine, because if he takes this knight we got our queen out, so this is totally fine.
If he takes this knight we got our queen out.
Pre-GG, what do you mean pre-GG bro, you're just fucking doubting?
Hey Jixi, have you ever tried being entertaining?
Hello, there he is man. No, I think we should try to get diamond and rocket league today like on some real shit
Okay, um, let's think let's think
We already castled I mean
After this this looks like this can be scary. We'll see though. We'll see what happens
I feel like I'm gonna get checkmated in this corner, bro
Dude, I feel like I'm gonna get checkmated in this corner y'all
That burps mom like fucking straight up
711 taquitos and like five of those things. All right, we go
So, this looks like a great move because Snapchat, we're threatening the bishop.
Am I tweaking or did he just hang his, he just hung his bishop?
No he didn't because he has, no he did, he did, he did, that was a misplay, that was
a bad play by him.
That was a bad fucking play by him, bro.
Workin' through your worst nights.
Should I just trade?
Okay, if I move this pawn here, he moves his knight, then my pawn's useless.
Could do this, now his bishop's in trouble.
really though. This looks like an interesting move. I feel like if I'm up three material,
I should just trade this guy out of the game. Just trade this guy out of the game. I'm up material.
My knight's protected by a pawn, my bishop's protected by a pawn. I'm literally being chilling.
Jack, being chilling. Okay, if you're going to offer a trade, I'm going to take, I'll take that
deal. I'll take that deal. Take. Now he's in check. He has to take with the queen. Then we do this.
We pin this to this. We get a trade. Bro, I'm playing so good. This is what I mean.
Well, he low key ignored everything.
Probably a good idea to this trade. Whenever you got material, you just trade.
Jynx, you low key got a pawn build?
What the fuck does that mean, bro?
What the fuck does that mean?
OK, now what I should do is the best course of action
is now threaten the ruah.
Let's just offer more trades with these pawns.
I'm just going to move this pawn here
and just offer a bunch of trades.
Chest is so he just sold he just sold, he just sold, he just sold.
He just sold, he just sold.
He just sold.
Shadi just sold you just sold, he just sold, what do you mean?
I'll post on.
What do you mean?
I'll put some, rather is no law personal on the board.
Chat, watch this.
Yeah, he just sold, he just sold because look, look what I'm going to do.
Takes, takes, I'm nasty.
He's pinned.
Everything's pinned.
I'm actually insane.
Did he see that?
He can't take.
This is the Darth Maul gambit.
He decides to do this.
Now he loses a rook.
can't take because that was nasty boys. Great move from the kid. Now we do. Okay.
Keep it going. We just keep the good vibes rolling. We're going to offer trades
and just keep the good vibes rolling. We're in such a good position. Everything's protected,
everything's safe. Yep. Trade, trade, trade. We don't care at all.
all. Um, my pawn hangs to now his pawn hangs. I have it, dude, I have checkmate in two. No,
wait, no, this is me. This is checkmate. That's checkmate because mate mate GG and the game
with aura. How is that? Oh, oh, I thought that was made. Oh, God, I thought it was made.
Oh, brother. I forgot his rook can just come back. I thought it was made. Bro, but this
looks, this looks like such a deadly move. He can't take. This looks like such a deadly
move. Yeah, he's panicking. Now, chat, this right here is checkmate. Can he stop it? Can
he avoid it? I don't think so. Okay, that is actually like, he's kind of just prolonging
the inevitable here. That's checkmate. Dog barking? Really? Get her inside. This is mate.
Rook covers queen. No, actually, it's not me. It's almost me. I'm just gonna offer a trade since
this guy wants to be crunch. He keeps like blocking my checks. Oh my god, this guy's just infinitely
checking. This guy's actually being fucking annoying. He's just infinitely checking. He's dead, though.
He can't do anything this ends the game y'all
World Cup is rigged for messy bro has no ball knowledge
This is
Almost mate then he has that and then that's mate his only move is this
He has one legal move
It's just clean. It's just fucking clean, bro. It's just clean. It's just clean fucking chess, y'all.
There it is!
I think tonight boys, bro, I think we're gonna watch party messy like Dennis.
All right, we gotta get, dude, we gotta get diamond and rock and egg, chat, it's been
too long.
How long how low
But I think we're gonna watch party messy that's
How long how low
Guys it's time to get diamond bro. Yo, it's time to fully lock in no more excuses no more coke coke coke
So or big winning streak and we just get diamond brought play the game of rockin big last night seven goals
MSI faker plays at 8 p.m. EST dead ass
who does faker play who does faker play we can maybe watch him after messy but
bro we have to watch messy yo we have to watch messy yo who does faker play
MSI games today.
T1 plays BLG.
Wait!
Oh no, that's tomorrow.
That's tomorrow, no?
Isn't that tomorrow?
Bro, I thought BLG's good.
Alright, YouTube, we're probably going to end on YouTube because I'm about to blast fucking music on Rock and Eek.
YouTube will be back live probably for later bro probably for later you to come to twitch what?
Chats not a rocket the exception without music get ass
It's a new it's a new Ken Carson Uzi song. I'm gonna be heard it
today listen to this this song right in your chat I'm gonna show y'all my
Put your boys on bro listen
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That's so good.
If I can go big and get on a bus, see my back, see it, I eat that here.
Ain't got that head, you bout to hit your bus.
Got your best thing about a boom, no wood.
That's so good.
That's so good.
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I'm going right to diamond bro, I'm telling you man, this city's happening bro.
I'm not a stupid old lad, bro.
You ever got a brain?
I'm not a stupid old lad, bro.
I'm not a stupid old lad, bro.
I'm not a stupid old lad, bro.
I ain't get a long way.
I ain't get a roll no switcher.
I was locked up on Christmas.
I ain't get to see my nipples.
I ain't get to hold my mama's.
Couldn't even give her no kisses.
Can't even pull some money.
That's the gravity pushing it.
It'll be snitching.
The ground could be pushing, if you snitchin'
Everybody had their snitch bitches
My prolet say that I'm trippin'
When I'm all alone in my jail
Sett a light tend to get in my feathers
Ain't all that smoke get that out
Don't pass me no magic
And I'm a smoke all in my pain
No way, that's the only thing that gon' hit me
I don't understand you when I'm
Who gone around saying that diamonds
That's empty, really proud of me
So I love them all from a distance
Say she down the road, be a man while she's shitting
Got my nipple, poor medicine, cuz every time I wake up in the morning
I got murder on my body
8, 8, 4, 10, 7, 11, lost in the eyes and all these persons
Hating, trying to knock me off my grind
But I can't let them do it, I got murder on my mind
Bitch, I got murder on my mind
I got murder on my mind
I got murder on my mind
I got murder on my mind
I got murder on my mind
Yellow tape around his body
Some fucking cop inside
It's as if it's on a Caesar
And he's a bandit's mom
That I didn't even need
Me in the school or a bitch
He'll call me by surprise
I'll be on it like this
Got me back inside twice, his body got down to the floor
And he got to a loss in his heart
He blinded my mind, and I said he was afraid to die
Yeah, I told him there's too late, my friend, it's time to say goodbye
He got inside my arms, brought out all my shirt
Wake up in the morning, I hover on my mind
He came for his hands, back to him, there's lots of knives
And all these pushin' niggas pay to try to knock me off my mind
Why do y'all start me down, I'm spreading
When I got murder on my mind, bitch, I got murder on my mind
I got murder on my mind
I got murder on my mind
Wait, what's that on my skin?
I got murder on my mind
I got murder on my mind
I got murder on my mind
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Pencil right now
Bro, so you swear pens is right now. I can't put it up on my screen though. I can maybe do the audio like low volume
guys here we go. pens are happening right now.
and they've done to him.
we check Egypt versus Australia?
pay off ahead of the last world cup in Qatar against Peru
oh brother their battle start
Andrew Redmayne coming on
surely most of them takes the first pen
talking point is next to what it is
I think this is going to get all the better if he's
you better go king just psychologically
it's given Egypt something to think about
Jack, Shirley Mosado takes the pen.
Shirley.
Shirley Mosado takes the pen.
Australia's starting.
First pen for Australia.
Chad, who's the winner play?
Chad, you can't get banned for low audio, you can't.
Chad, who is the first one?
one chat I can't show y'all y'all have CTE I'll get banned if I show y'all
bro all right this guy's big it's not gonna sky it how much you want to bet he
sky's the best that's how much you want to bet he skies it tall players almost
always sky pens well he's gonna sky it I called it I called I called it I called
it I called it bro what I fucking called it I called it I called it I called it you
pre-watched it buddy it's a live stream
right called it I called it oh my god
wait why is Mo not taking the first one should it Mo take the first one
Why is Moe not taking it?
Why?
Why is Moe not taking it?
Saber, Saber.
Let's see it bro.
Saber, let's see it.
Saber, brilliant, oh my, what a pen, what a pen, brilliantly placed, Australia's gonna
lose, bro Australia's gonna lose, brilliantly placed still, brilliant.
it.
Check next up is Australia is boggles watching this.
Oh no.
Moe got to take the next one.
Chat Moe got to take the next one.
Okay.
This guy's going to make it.
He's probably going to go low to the right.
Nobody's went there yet.
to the right perfect then bro the thing about pens bro is like dude imagine
if you take a world cup pen how nervous are you gonna be you know what I'm
saying like I feel like that's just peak nerves bro
Why hasn't Marmoush or Moe taken one yet?
Rabiot?
Chat, why is Moe not taking one?
Moose got subbed off
Rabbit
Dude the smartest thing you can do in a pen is go right at the keeper because they always died. They always died
Perfect pen perfect pen
Bro Egypt's gonna win chat he's just gonna win
Mobile be fit oh this is in the cowboy stadium
And he just strikes that, and he's gonna keep the right guy to his left, and he just strikes that into an empty corner.
Chad, if Egypt wins this, who do they play next? Who do they play? Who do they play?
No one's ever knocked for this place.
Who do they play next, y'all?
And up next is Alonaville.
Argentina? Oh, God.
GGs, bro.
Okay, chat. Australia. Can Australia make the pen? This is big. If he misses this, it's
probably over. He doesn't give himself much space to run up. That was a weird pen. He
didn't give himself much space. Moe's going! Moe's going! Moe Moe! Moe Moe!
CHAPMO IS GOING!
CHAPMO IS GOING NOW!
If there's one guy that I have 100% confidence in making a pan, it's Mo Salah right now.
Listen to how loud the crowd is for him, bro.
Dude, the players are crying.
My god.
Momo is not gonna miss this, trust me.
I need him here.
Liverpool legend, baby.
That is Kennedy saved.
Cap, Moe is not going to miss.
I'll pick up a nation's shootout in January.
Moe Moe is never missing this.
He's going to go low or middle left, middle left.
He's going to go middle left.
That's the way it is, Salah.
Salah.
Poof.
Salah.
Salah.
Moe, Salah, just take his eyes out.
But that was such a smart pen.
Dude, he sprinted at the ball.
He sprinted at it and then did like a light,
like kind of panenka in a way.
Bro, that was kind of like a panenka.
I'm not going to lie.
That was clean.
Yeah, Egypt is going to win if Australia can't get any saves.
Bro, I swear, bro, the team that disguises it always loses pens.
It's never even comes down to the keepers.
If you put a ball on frame, it's going to go in 80% of the time, 90% of the time.
This guy looks young.
Lucas Harrington.
Bro, he looks young.
He looks so young.
Dude actually feel bad it's over guys bro why send out a little kid for a pen bro
Why would you send out a little kid for pens, bro?
That is such a bad idea.
Egypt wins, Jack.
Egypt wins.
is going to play Argentina. This is for the win. For Egypt to be Australia in pens.
Hassan makes this
Hassan
He needs to make this this is for the win
This is almost impossible for Australia to come back guys almost impossible almost impossible
First time ever?
Wow!
First time ever.
Check boggles.
Let's check boggles.
Chat Messi plays in an hour dude.
Check boggles.
Let's see.
was done.
Dude, the World Cup is sad in a way because bro, only one country is left to win.
you can win and then you see every every other fan gets sad bro like it's kind of sad dude
do i deserve this do i deserve this do i deserve this it's monday mic just cheer 58
my dad cheered wow boggles nice job messing that game up for your country my dad
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Might have fucking children and kids
I might have a girlfriend the next time we're in no-counter stage
I might have a girlfriend the next time we've reached knockout
Okay, that's not happening boggles boggles that is a come on dude
I might have a fucking girlfriend and kids all
Oh my god, we just lost.
Oh my god, I might have a girlfriend,
I might have a wife.
Look dude, at the end of the day, bro,
in about one hours, bro,
we're about to watch a messy masterclass live.
Who cares, bro?
Shadow, two wins away from Diamond.
Rock in!
I'm two wins away from Diamond.
Guys.
Two wins!
Come on!
Come on!
Ladies and gentlemen, I, Nicholas Stewart, am two wins away.
I, Nicholas Stewart, for the first time ever in my life, am two wins away, bro.
I, Nicholas Stewart, am two wins away from Diamond, bro.
And I have a perfect song.
This is the first time I've ever been Platinum 3 Division 4.
Thanks for watching!
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I'm back all of this fuck is all take a fireman shit got me back
Oh, it's a quick!
That's no much more!
Oh, awesome!
Flashy!
What the hell are we all waiting for?
To start attacking life?
Waiting for the fucking stars to align?
Back when I was drawing up, the sun came out!
All I need is a miracle!
Well, guess what? That miracle ain't coming!
Chad!
There is no perfect time to start!
one win away bro one win away from diamond this is legitimately insane bro
you gotta start now location your life we're all being tested in life and guess
what this is one test you can't cheat on we all have our own test so much low
beat so much the press that must be secured the military extra gear
extra gear to shake your deal with the law the only way to overcome it is for
you are you alone in fighting game yet through your best one you're at least
motivated shows days you know when to do it yes we got to do we got you got
I'm sick of the fuck up and do it. Stay hard.
I'd rather you hate me and get better than like me and stay the same.
I'm not a bushy full of shit. I was one of those people back in the fucking day.
And sometimes I'm still full of shit. We think they were working our ass off, working hard.
You know, we've been working out hard in the gym for a month.
But we it's pushing the water and when I started Rocket League, bro, my only goal was diamond. This is it jogger actually look at this
One win away
Actually, it's not what you're about to do.
I'm stopping this one now.
Don't okay, let me finish.
I gotta prove it.
You're the one.
This is my time, it's game!
It's the what if!
No music, I gotta lock it.
This is my diamond game chat.
Who's my teammate?
Shmeet.
Dead the ball?
Not a bad start, great start actually.
I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I'm nervous.
I'm Mr. Front Flip.
I'm nervous, I'm Mr. Front Flip.
I can't play nervous for this for all right
Go we go my god if I was there I score
No, what a challenge for me great challenge and when I'm going this is good
I'm going for it. I'm not afraid anymore fuck. Well, I got more power on that maybe
When we hit the card on the ball though.
Okay, this team is pretty good.
No, he missed the flip.
It's all good, chat.
It's all good.
This game's far from over.
Bro, you missed the flip.
It's all good, all good, it's set on my right, okay.
Win the challenge, we get the bottom half, not bad.
They, oh go, oh go, oh go, no.
I feel like I'm the only one at Black 3 slash Diamond that cannot air dribble and shit.
how those guys do it. I feel like I'm the only one.
I just play fundamental stuff, like this, dribbled him.
I missed the bump. If I get that bump, maybe.
No, this guy got the ball anyways.
smartly bro come back I got it
I feel like I'm the only one who can't air dribble man I feel like diamonds all
here but I have some fundamentals
Please God, let me get diamond please God.
Nice, nice, nice, let me get the ice.
I'm here, I'm here.
Power shot, it's a good shot.
Pins them a little bit.
Pins them a little bit, they're in a weird spot.
Let's hang it up, passing it.
Buffy, Buffy.
We're doing so much, man.
We might end up being two wins off again.
No, we're coming back!
Dude, I got the pass and the bomb.
We need to equalize. We need two goals to equalize.
I'm going, I'm going.
Two goals to equalize.
We can do it, we can do it.
Stay on that.
That's over, that's over.
That was such a good touch
Go police
I have to score like now
Open open open open
Wait, he's not gonna keep up with that in a way
Dude if I would have committed earlier, I think I'd get a shot off
God it's hard to be like flat three though. I swear everybody can like air dribble and shit
Pinning it, pinning it. He missed, he missed. One guy's out of the way
I didn't hit, that's so unfortunate, that's so unlucky, what?
I went under him?
What a pass, oh my god.
Jack, could we come back from three goals in 30 seconds?
What a bump, oh my God, finish this.
Yes! It's not over! It's not over!
Two goals in 39 seconds! Two goals!
Two goals! Come on! For the Diamond Game!
He messed up when I got bumped. That was actually a chance.
He messed up when I got bumped.
The enemy messed up.
How the just everywhere.
It might be over.
It's over, man.
Two wins away again.
Unless now it's mathematically over.
Two wins away from Diamond yet again.
Two wins away again, I cannot lose this.
Two wins away again!
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No!
You'll be left in the dust
Unless I stand by you
You're the sun, flower
I think you'll ever be too much
You'll be left in the dust
Unless I stand by you
You're the sun, flower
You're the sun, flower
What the fuck?
You might as well just say I'm fucking terrible.
I have double his points.
What the fuck?
I have double your points.
What the fuck! I have double your points!
That's a mold.
I mean, I already said nice shot, you have a hundred points, bro, what are we doing?
You have a hundred points.
Yo, chat.
The game starts off, they get a team pinch goal, and then their second goal, my teammate
just full on misses the ball.
Yeah, I'm never getting diamond, yo.
Their first goal is a team pinch and then their second goal.
Their first goal is a team pinch and then their second goal might see me and misses the ball
completely.
I'm never getting diamond guys.
I'm never getting diamond bro.
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He's actually injured.
I've I said it's just sick people.
Bro, why would you joke about Messi getting injured?
Oh, that's like fucked up.
Oh my god.
Alright.
My teammate is actually a god!
Please, okay, we win this for two of us.
Please!
Two wins, bro.
Guys, Messi is healthy, bro.
Stop being coke, coke, coke, sa-hoor.
I think I just go in that there now or this guy's the you check I think I just go in that
there now.
What?
It's going net there?
What?
My ball, bitch.
But how many deflection gobs are these guys going to get?
Let's get you all the deflections!
Pre-gave it to him on a silver platter!
It went under me.
He's got some sloth boxes
What a bad touch by me
No way he gets that, yeah, he just sold it, bro, and then that guy saves his ass.
Nope, give me that. Nope, that's all. Alright, there should be...
Alright, I think these guys got four deflection goals, I'm not even getting.
More deflection goals, pal. This is disgusting, man.
Oh, BROTHER!
THIS GUY STAAAANGTS!
Oh my god. Okay, that's me, that's me.
THAT'S A SHOT BITCH!
YOU LIKE THAT!
THAT'S SOME FUCKING POWER!
That's like a messy shot, dude.
Nope, chipped you.
We need to score. Yes!
He's just backward saves it. God, these guys have flawed armor.
Give me that, give me that.
Wait, I shouldn't have come in, but I'm down two goals though, I got it, I'm so locked
right now, I'm so locked, wait, calm down, nice, he missed, oh my god, yes, yes, yes,
Yes! Yes!
Oh my god, 28 seconds!
Check! 28 seconds!
We need to eat balls right now.
Dead ball?
There's never any dead balls anymore, I swear.
Wait, that's good. That's good for me.
He beats me to it.
How?
Get your passive. Last chance!
You gotta tap that in. Finish it! Finish it! Finish it!
How is that fair what how is that fair we played two diamonds how the fuck is that fair
What am I now four wins away four wins four wins away
Okay.
Do you have four wins away?
Four wins away?
Why I don't understand this game, bro.
We went from playing the worst players ever to now playing like good people right after.
I don't understand.
This game's back really so weird.
maybe because it's still kind of early season on the bounce bat talk
that's a great touch though that's a great thoughts and a great finish
bang that's got to go for more balls that's a great touch to the great finish
watch messy I am I am I am I am I am 13 minutes
that's a great touch yet again that's a great touch yet again easy go
I go this guy's getting handed goals bro why do I never get kickoffs like this
this guy's the dark mall music
Chats we want messy 13 minutes bro
down down down down down down down
weird touch but we got it good save
Beautiful. Pass. Alright, I'm not hurting all of it. Good challenge. Good touch for you.
Nice stay on it
It's just beautiful see now. This is how we cry bitch
It's just teamwork, bro. You see the team works
And perfect perfect take off for you
Nope.
I hear Cassius in that, baby, none of that.
Nope.
I hear Cassius.
I hear Cassius.
I get to see us voice out to this we need three wins next loss I'm off we're
they're gonna win out to diamond or next loss I'm watching messy see what I
mean but then these guys are no you didn't know you did it a mist
but I mean scouts are ass I don't understand bro
so you know what I think it is I think it's just early season so like the high
diamonds some of them are still Plat 3. Do you know? Because, bro, Plat 3 are good.
Like, Plat 2s are horrible. Plat 1s are awful, but then it's like right when I get
to Plat 3, it's like I'm just playing a bunch of ex-diamonds from last season of
like, Diamond 2. Diamond 1. Diamond 3.
That's what I mean, bro. That's what I mean, because when I was playing Plot 1, I was like
running through that.
Because it's so dumb, they just go for like aerials and mess all the time.
That's a good fucking touch.
Wait, wait, hold. Oh my god.
That's such a good bump by that guy.
That's a decent shot.
Put some in a weird spot. Oh no. Oh brother.
Sit in that. Give them no chance.
Perfect fundamentals. Oh god. I have a shot if you let me have it. Okay. Good
paths wait
okay he's dribbling away focus chat four wins off diamond baby
horrible play by my teammate but I saved it
nice good challenge
Beat him to it. Yes. Yes. Oh my god. That's so that's so good
Dude, I beat him to that ball. Did you see that?
My chat now we just play Haram ball Haram ball y'all ready
Just put on her on ball nice well done
Yeah, just put on her on ball
Yep, I'm in that nope never scoring on me
Literally never scoring on me never scoring on me
Nope, never scoring on me.
Nope, never scoring on me.
I'm just going to turn into Mad Waugh Noir, I'm not even kidding.
Nope, never scoring on me, but I might score on you!
Bitch!
No!
Bitch!
That's all I'm going to do.
I'm gonna do I'm just gonna play full-on defense. We're going right to diamond dead ass
They had a gold three what the fuck
Guys three wins away
Three wins away. We're about to watch messy, but we have to hit diamond first
3 wins away bro.
Messy game in 7 minutes I know, but we gotta get timing, 3 wins away, come on!
Close the kickoff, finish that, finish that, finish that!
Watch out, we're playing Haramball.
Nope.
We're playing Haramball all the way to Diamond.
I'm just gonna be a net, I'm just gonna get perfect touches.
I'll never get scored on again.
Guys, Messi didn't get injured.
Shut the fuck up!
Nope.
Nope.
Good bump, good bump.
Chateau Rambo!
Oh my god, my team is actually him.
See my god damn other spot there.
On your line, Keeps! On your line!
I just almost fucked that up so bad.
Chad, I almost fucked that up so bad.
Nope.
Not scored on me.
Nope, not scored on me.
I'm gonna be the best Rocket League keeper known to mankind.
Nope, not spawning on me.
Nope, not spawning on me.
Yes!
No one will ever cross this net!
Come on.
Bro, if one more dumb fuck says Matthews, enter.
So the one time I'm not in that, bro, what happened?
Oh, they just got lucky.
They got lucky.
They got lucky.
They got lucky.
They got lucky.
the bus chat. Nope, not going on me. That is the unmuckiest bounce I've ever seen.
You'll never score on me, bitch!
Never!
No, that's not going on me.
I should have left Matt.
That ball came in so hot, what the fuck?
I shouldn't have left that.
Yes!
I sold.
That's on me.
But maybe I should play offense shot. I don't know if I should just sit in defense
What type of luck is this so look at this shot
What a weird angle bro if that misses it we haven't opened that
I gotta do a delay check off cheese. It'll work.
Get that?
What a bump. What a bump! Oh my god! Did you fucking see that?
See it's a IQ bro!
That's actually not a bad kickoff, oh my god.
Two wins away if we win this.
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We were shooting stars, I think
A vision of ecstasy
When you hold me
Chatter might be over, y'all
When I die, I'm in the middle of the sky
That's the first time
Messing is going on
And I get lost on my way
I saw the life inside
Inside
You and I
You and I
You and I
You and I
I'm never gonna get diamond dude.
I'm sorry.
Like, every time I get close, I just choke.
He scored and I missed it!
What if we lose this the last game?
What if we win? We gotta play one more for Diamond.
That's all I mean.
God, I'm actually surprised I hit that.
That's it.
Finish, finish.
Finish, finish, finish.
That's it, that's it.
Finish, finish, finish.
Finish, finish, finish.
YES! FUCKING YES!
I'm playing like bad to me! Look at that pass, look at that pass!
Look at that pass, man!
The late kickoff cheese.
Okay, the late kickoff cheese did not work there.
Hit that jump.
Hit that job nice job ropey win this I'm one off. Oh my god
Joe what a time it was almost awkward for them
So this kids going for all the flashy shit he just keeps taking some out of the flag. Oh my god, I just don't thought him
We can score this right now
And then we over-connect.
Yo!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU MADE THAT!
Messy is pregnant, Messy got abducted by aliens, Messy's arrested.
But they can't call.
Bounce, maybe?
Joe, that's a good shot. Joe, I love you.
right in front of the net maybe I built him oh I missed oh
don't it's a shot let's wide open
holy shit we're here Maradona got sucked on what
I don't want you come on open open maybe
I'm on it I'm on it I'm gonna bow I'm gonna bow I missed man
That's like my signature play and I'm it
It's over chat chat it's over bro. I just want to watch a messy
Bar.
Fuck!
Watch out, watch it, Messi.
Lock in, bro!
Yo, yo, did I miss any goals?
Messi's in jail!
Messi did the sue!
Yeah, I'm sure he did, bro.
Messi would literally never do that.
I'm sure he did.
I'm sure he did.
I'm sure he did.
I can't do that.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm doomed, I'm doomed, I'm doomed.
Guys, hey!
Don't tell me I missed the goal, bro.
Don't tell me.
Messi scored?
You guys are fucking liars.
No, he didn't!
It's a player again in this world,
but I don't get to answer him yet.
It's a fucking demarjool!
Messi didn't score shit!
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Lockian, bro.
I'm gonna messy, messy, messy!
Come on, dude.
Okay.
Okay, oh, there's Mosinia.
Now, nobody has BK Bertha at this World Cup yet.
But, nobody has played Messi!
Okay, I'm gonna go take a piss.
Lock him bro, dead ass!
the Cape Verde players who have been playing for this team for a very long time.
Enjoying this moment and people locates there are quite at the same page of getting to Costa.
It's a team in Cape Verde that look to play. They're a pretty defensive team.
They don't get a lot of attacking opportunities. Just the seven shots on target were the course of three matches.
Okay chat him back lock in bro
Yeah.
Focus.
Checking you guys, can you guys hear?
Look at Messi.
Look at Messi.
He's scanning the play.
Messi's on the ball.
Messi passes back.
Reset.
Yes.
Backwards to go forwards.
Keep possession.
Is Kate Bird 18 likes to park the bus, bro?
Keep possession, find gaps, find angles, we can attack.
Look at Messi, look at Messi!
Is this in Miami?
Is this in Miami?
Where's this game?
No, no, no! Get back! Get back, get back, get back, get back!
RAPS!
Oh, there's the FIFA president!
High-vices in the stands?
No, he's not, no he's not.
Come on, Messi! Come on, Messi! This is your World Cup!
Keeper, come come come come come come come come come come.
Bobble, that's your box!
Karma karma, just just just a little bit of tiki-taka in the middle of the field.
I think we lime this. Switch is on. Switch is on, yes.
You are really behind of the game? No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
I'm right up to date. I'm right up to date with the game.
Messi come to the ball.
Argentina's kind of just passing it around, Chad.
Cape Verde's going to try to potentially park the bus.
Oh my god, FAMIL!
Martinez could do anything with a good step there by Piqua Lopez, it became very strong.
That's a bad touch.
Chad, am I behind?
Am I behind?
Hit 2X speed on YouTube so you can catch up.
2X speed.
Chad, we're going to see you board behind.
Oh, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back now.
Wait, yeah, we were behind. We were behind. Wait!
Bro, we were so behind. Okay, now I'm here.
Messi, come to the ball!
Yeah, is this in Miami?
Argentina, 55% possession. Good start.
Look at Messi, look at Messi, top of the box. Look for 10!
that they feel very much at home in a very comfortable.
Look for Messi!
Stop him!
He's gonna return now, Messi picks it up, rolls it across!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
So close.
Hard angle, really hard angle to score on.
Guys, really hard angle to score on, he almost scored though.
Okay, head up Messi.
Head up Messi, I love you!
Messi on your number one fan.
FIFA World Cup all-time goal leader in appearances and goals.
19 goals, holy aura.
David Beckham! It's David Beckham!
Messi comes to the ball.
Messi, come to the ball.
Messi, Messi.
See, okay, what Argentina is doing is they're keeping possession of the ball.
They're going to pass it around in the back.
They're going to feed the wingers and they're going to try to set up Messi at the top of the box.
Why? Because Argentina plays through Messi.
All of their plays end with number 10 at the top of the box.
He can extend his own record today with an eighth consecutive world.
Line him, line, line him!
Yes, on your run!
And perhaps a fifth straight knockout stage game with a goal as well.
Messi step.
But so far I've been impressed as well.
Messi backs off.
Look at his vision.
Look at how much Messi scans over his shoulders.
And so Fernando's from Medina.
Look at how much Messi scans over his soldiers.
Do you see how smart he is?
Do you see how Messi walks around so much?
It's Messi, Messi has the ball.
Raph, Raph, Raph, free kick, Messi free kick,
Messi free kick, Messi free kick.
Don't you dare try to injure Messi.
I will punch you in the fucking face.
If you try to injure Messi,
I will fucking punch you in the mouth.
Messi free kick, Messi free kick, Messi free kick.
Messi free kick baby, chat focus, I'm gonna Messi.
Guys this could be a Messi long range free kick goal.
He's gonna do that dip.
Is this Messi shooting range?
What are you saying buddy?
You ever watch football before?
I've seen Messi make 25 free kicks in this exact spot.
Come on, Messi, Messi, Messi.
Come on, Messi free kick please, please baby.
Vosina, I heard you're good.
Let's see how big you can stop this shit.
Let's see if you can stop this.
Messi free kick, chat lock in.
Chat lock in lock in lock in messy free kick. Come on dude messy free kick
Six of Argentina's eight goals in the 2026 World Cup. Holy stat line
Messy free kick chat focus
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that wall is away from the ball
they fall over it as well
messy free kick
normal messy
messy free kick
it is laying out messy
in those senior comfortable firsts
with the game for him
and the K-Bernie and fans
falling in love with him
he's going quick trying to play the
down ball out of here
it's going to go out and he gets
cheered
Gotta see water. Gotta see water and I'm good. I see water and I'm good
Why are y'all laughing you know, that's a long-range free kick right you know, that's not an easy free kick, right?
You know Messi's the best free kick taker ever
That was almost a goal he almost scored again
in Argentina at the World Cup.
Who would have thought that possible a year ago,
10 years ago?
It's a wonderful moment.
And then even more so, they can make a real game with this,
which they have done through...
Press, press, press, press!
Oh!
Vozinha has aura, I'm not gonna lie.
Did you see that faked shot into a chop?
The fake pass into a chop?
Vozinha has...
Oh, bad pass!
That was good work to track all the way back
and control it by Stephen Morera of the Columbus crew.
He's now going to carry Thor to handoff.
Sidney Lopez, Cabral.
Chad, do you see how slow?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, counter, counter, counter.
This is the other way to Argentina.
Play messy on the through ball.
Play messy on the through ball.
They'll suck it around.
Bro, that should have been a counter.
Why did we kill the play there?
Why did we kill the play?
It's one of the things that Roy Duarte talked about
yesterday, is that I grew up watching Argentina.
Messi, Messi, check his shoulder, beautiful, beautiful, he always checks his shoulder.
Messi has the ball, Messi has the ball, Messi has the ball, Messi's at the top of the box,
Nice a bad pass.
Modena, what the fuck?
And there's making a run off the right.
2022 was rigged, bro.
Are you stupid?
You think they rigged a World Cup?
Are you dumb or stupid, bro?
How was the World Cup rigged?
How?
We need to go soon here, bro.
I don't want this to be one of those, like, nil-nil games that goes into pens.
Ah!
Need to go soon.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh no, oh no, we missed the ball what the fuck
Robocena such a good leader about
Let's have a Martina's is really good
But also, we've seen this in a lot of Argentinian teams.
Why isn't, where's Garnaccio?
Why isn't Garnaccio playing with Argentina?
Where's Garnaccio?
What happened?
Why's he not playing?
The challenge for K Verde truly is
he didn't make the squad with an intensity
and to be dialed in and not get overconfident in a way
that all of a sudden he switched off for one player.
He didn't make the squad?
That is what the danger is with Argentinians.
Bro, but Garnaccio was really good in like 2023.
Because they don't need to.
It's always a professional.
He didn't even make the squad?
They just have an incredible efficiency,
but you give them that one chance,
because they'll turn you away.
That's what Kate Verde have to be around.
Are you bo- Oh, interception, interception!
Counter, counter, counter, counter, counter.
Massey, Massey.
Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi, ohhhh.
Brilliant challenge, that's totally clean, totally clean.
We need to go soon, bro.
We need to go soon.
Rigs broke up, bro. Do y'all realize yesterday's game was rigged against Croatia? Do y'all realize that?
Croatia should have went to extra time there, but that game was rigged against Croatia. Do y'all even care?
Mr. Limefist with the 10 gifted subs, she goes,
Chad, the referee said the ball touched number 20's head.
I watched the replay 500 times last night in my bed.
The ball never touched number 20's head.
Croatia literally got rigged against last night.
The World Cup is literally rigged for Portugal.
did you not see the game last night messy win that like bro the World Cup is
literally rigged for Portugal watch the game last night the ball never touched
that guy's head
but FIFA knew if it went to stop its time that Croatia would have probably
ended up winning because of the momentum. So they had to take back the goal.
Rufus you're gonna fall. Oh not a bad ball. Chad DePaul plays at Inter Miami now, right?
Chad DePaul plays at Inter Miami now, right? What was DePaul's best club?
You see that? Chad what was DePaul's best club?
I'd like to go
Bro messy could have had a goal, it's okay, it's okay guys messy gonna have putted two goals there
It is okay, bro. Messy could have had um
The free kick the one shot was on a hard angle. That was a tough angle
Because it was already a bad angle within there was the defender in his face
But I can tell with how Archestine is setting him up. He's gonna score this game
I can tell because of how they're setting him up.
They're setting him up really good for gold.
Ronaldo is the GOAT.
Bro, if you think that, that's fine, bro.
Just understand that you're statistically incorrect.
If you care about mathematics or statistics, you'll know Messi's the GOAT.
But if you don't care about mathematics or statistics, then you're just delusional.
You're losing over as he purchases. So go ahead.
I found a girl.
If you're okay, bro, let me explain this.
Somebody said more goals. We found the first person with a 55 IQ in the chat.
Ronaldo has more goals because he's played more matches than messy.
If you take their average goals per game and assist per game, Messi beats him in post statistics.
All right, now that that idiot got shit on with logic. Next up, bro.
If you think Messi's, or if you think Ronaldo's better than Messi, you just don't understand how to read stats or watch games, bro. Just read statistics.
Oh yeah, Croatia got rigged against, bro. Did y'all see the game, bro?
Croatia literally got robbed. The ball never hit number 20's head. And that's what the ref said it happened. Never happened.
That game should have went to extra time. Period. That game should have went to extra time.
Bro, that doesn't matter. Average goals per game and assists per game don't matter.
don't matter so what does matter having a six pack or something what do you care
about if on field productivity doesn't matter what do you care about
legitimately who has a bigger six pack like are you actually that dumb of a
little kid you know what I'm just gonna let messy scoring do the talking bro I'm
gonna let messy scoring do talking and guess what it's not gonna be a pen it's
It's going to be a real goal.
Again, I would say to this point.
But as the longer this game goes on,
I actually think Kid Verde grow more and more
in their confidence and ability to see this through.
Vamo.
Since Croatia shut them out of the group stage wing.
Look at Messi.
Look at Messi in the box.
Look at Messi in the box.
How about the World Cup game for Gutenberg?
Look at Messi.
How about Thurman?
He's got two defenders on him at all times.
Bro, Messi has two defenders on him at all times.
Now, in Argentina, they've been kept off the board
in a game in all competitions.
That was one where they had a first half red.
They already qualified for the World Cup.
They didn't have quite the same edge as it might have otherwise.
Come on!
Wait, Messi, Messi, Messi!
Get behind Messi!
Has to get behind his leader, Messi!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Messi!
Messi! Messi! Messi!
Let's go for it, damn it!
Oh, my God! Who's Messi?
Do you see his first touch? Do you see his first touch?
This guy's an alien. Do you see his first touch, bro?
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
What a crazy heart, baby! Argentina is the world's champions!
Oh my god, he's the greatest ever bro. He's the greatest ever look at his first touch. Look at his first touch
Chats do you see how messy doesn't need penalties to score in the knockout stage?
There's levels to this shit, bro. I've been saying this for years. There's levels to this shit
Penaldo, Penaldo, look at the goal, look at the first touch, look at the first touch.
Oh my god.
That's my fucking goal.
That's my fucking goal.
Do you see the run he made too?
Bro, Messi started his run before the ball was played.
Watch that replay.
Messi started his run before the ball was played.
His first touch is insane.
His first touch is actually incredible.
Like, I love this guy so much.
His first touch is the best first touch
in the history of football.
What did I tell you guys?
What did I say three minutes ago?
I said, you're gonna see Messi score a goal
and it's not gonna be a pen.
Because pen out don't mean pens.
Messi doesn't, but now don't meet pens.
Sue, I scored a pen.
There's a left-foot stud, it's set.
There's a left-foot stud, it's set.
Seven goals, no pens.
Small club farming, oh, oh, capo verde fat now.
They drew Spain and drew Uruguay.
Keep coping, bro.
You're Sulfias, fuck.
You're Sulfias, fuck.
That's my goat! That's my fucking goat!
Keep coping little bitch! Keep crying!
Oh, they're such a bad club! They drew Uruguayan through Spain!
You have no power knowledge!
Mbappe is never passing Messi, bro. I'm sorry.
Mbappe's never passing him.
Messi, play the next World Cup too.
Messi, after you win this World Cup, win another one and shut all these cock-stalkers up.
Look at how he turns. Look at his breath, breath, breath, breath.
Referee, do you see how Messi plays with eyes in the back of his head, bro?
He always knows when someone's on him.
He always knows. Bro, his first touch is so good.
Messi's first touch is so good!
Messi!
Messi!
Messi!
He started his run before the ball was played.
World-class awareness.
He started his run before the ball was played.
World-class first touch.
World-class player.
That is my fucking goat.
That is my fucking goat.
That is my fucking goat, man.
You'll always be my goal, Messi. I love you forever!
You see how he doesn't need pens? Do you see what I'm saying? Watch football!
Stop talking and open your brain. You see how he doesn't need fucking pens to score?
He just scores! Because he's the best ever! He's the best ever!
He doesn't need pens.
You delusional dumbasses.
He doesn't need pens.
Messi's on the ball.
Messi's back on the ball.
Play Messi, play Messi, play Messi, Vomel.
I'm about to fake.
Look, same ball, same ball, play messy,
the ball, play messy, same ball, shy son.
Bro, the way he scores, it's just generational.
He starts his run before the ball is played.
Like, you have to understand how, like, how impressive that is.
He starts the run before the ball is played. His first
touch is literally the best first touch ever, and immediately
finishes it like this team they're all just looking for him that's why this
team's gonna win the World Cup because all they do is look for him messy come
to the top of the box all they do is look for him
they're always looking for him he has seven goals he has more goals than a
He has more goals than a bobbin and he's 39.
Dude his first touch is incredible.
His first touch is world class bro.
His world cut.
Oh my god I love you so much bro.
I'm your biggest fan in USA, bro.
Dude, I'm so happy.
Messi, I'm your biggest fan in USA, bro, I swear.
Yeah, I'm gonna probably go see this guy, bro,
in the semifinals.
I'm gonna go to the semifinals game and the finals, bro.
I'm gonna see him.
Should I grab his ass?
Messi's in the top of the box.
Messi's in the top of the box again.
Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi's in the top of the box.
Offside.
Glaze, glaze, glaze.
Yo guys, sometimes people deserve a little bit of glaze.
He has more goals at a World Cup than Mbappe who's in the prime of his career.
Holland who's in the prime of his career.
Dembele who's in the prime of his career.
Like yo bro, sometimes you deserve a little bit of glaze, bro.
They've had some good spells of possession, it's difficult for them to try to get down this Argentine defense.
It's only given away one goal so far.
And this tournament, that gets lost as part of the conversation that when we talked about that run,
but then get into the final of winning it.
It was so much about just how good they were defensively.
Chad, it's a good start bro, it's a good start.
It's not, we want more goals though.
We want a hat trick.
We want a fucking hat trick, bro.
We want a hat trick, bro. We want a hat trick.
Jinx, yeah, so Messi's goal tonight almost comes. Good, bro. You should.
Watching Messi play football should literally, physically arouse you. If it doesn't, there's something wrong with you.
God that was such a beautiful goal. Oh my god. That goal was so pretty, bro. His first
touches just out of this world, bro.
Win this.
Over, over, over. Come on.
Over.
Is that Shakira? Is that Shakira?
Chad, we got to watch the USA game also, bro.
When is that? Monday? Monday? Monday?
That I'll be there. Two days, y'all.
like anything we have seen in the history of the men's U.S. soccer team it's gonna be incredible
and the question is without the suspended Flo Balligan who steps up out of bounds how can
the men of the data states predict the second time in their history and they ask to the quarter
finals of a FIFA World Cup yes they played in the semi-final in 1930 that was when you went
from a two game group stage directly into a final four.
Very different type of tournament.
Only 2002, what the U.S. done with the old attempt
to do on Monday night live here on Fox.
And don't forget Monday afternoon,
we got just a small little game between Portugal and Spain.
So get ready for that one.
Portugal and Spain, me, Huff.
Yo, Portugal, bro, y'all had a great World Cup.
Let me and your models about to cook everyone on that team,
I'm just gonna
Y'all had a great World Cup bro. Let me give all this good a cook everyone on that goddamn team, bro
Oh, he was one that Alexi smack got his stop
Liverpool go oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit
I
Clearance
Fucking out rap have a lot with him
Chad Messi so good. Oh my god
Wait listen listen to the crowd
What happened last time they played? Yo bro, you're dragging a Nations League, bro.
This isn't a Nations League, bro. This is World Cup. This is where the big dogs eat,
bro. Hey bro, this is a World Cup, buddy. Now it's time to lock in. Laminga Maldives
cooking that fucking team. You're dragging a Nations League win, bro. Let it go, Mijo.
I'm going to be the first one to go.
Dude, is this just going to- wait, wait, wait.
DePaul, DePaul.
DePaul, Raph, Raph.
Messi wins it.
Messi wins it.
The difference right now, Stingy's own record of the most school score in the history of the FIFA World Cup.
Messi comes in the ball. Messi's top of the box.
Stingy's own record of eight consecutive World Cup games down with a goal.
Eight consecutive World Cup games. This dude's the greatest, Abner, bro.
We can never replace him.
DePaul!
40 minutes chat.
40 minutes, 40 minutes.
So look, bro, we're already almost one half in.
How does he always score?
It's so impressive, bro.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Well won, well won.
Well won, well won.
Raps, come on.
Have a word with him.
the back of america half time show live on fox try to see down to our right if we can
mess it doesn't know you bro i yeah bro i know i don't i don't care bro mess is still
my idol i don't give a fuck bro we need another gold before half
he was sweating before the show he was sweating he's got loads of fans
brahman of the unishat the only teams with i think the world cup finals is going to be
Argentina France that ass I think it's gonna be Argentina France it's gonna be a rematch of last World Cup
Wait Joe called what?
and that might have taken a little bit of a kick there for Artaro Martinez.
Joe didn't call, chat.
Joe didn't call.
What do you mean Joe didn't call?
No, he didn't, bro.
What?
What's
Chet shut up
Come on messy come on messy score again
Chet should I eat food bro, should I get food for half-times?
Scores for his setters eighth consecutive people World Cup appearance that is insane
What should I eat bro, what should I eat eat the 7-eleven burger bar
All right
Miro sloth glossy
Miro sloth glossy
Jack if that YouTube muckbang of 7-elevens gets 20,000 likes. I'm gonna do RV snacks, bro
Rest in peace to my asshole like I don't even do that door backs RVs one time and literally could even finish it
Bro, you have to say GG.
How bad could RBs actually...
Messi is going to have a messy, messy.
Dude, I wanted Messi to chase that.
Wait, wait, they have a chance.
44th minute, they have a chance.
Messi has the ball.
Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi.
Good pass from Messi.
Beautiful pass from Messi.
To Rodrigo de Paul.
Rodrigo de Paul.
Give the ball to Alexis Macalister.
Messi comes to the ball. Dude, okay, the thing is Cabo Verde's playing extra defensive, how they have been, but they can't do that against Argentina, because Argentina's offense is too good, so they're going to have to score goals.
Cane's shot, I don't have Cane's in Florida. Or maybe I do, but not where I live, not in Tampa.
4 minutes to go.
Messi, Messi!
Messi!
Dude!
That was almost the exact same goal as earlier.
What the fuck!
That was almost the exact same
goal as earlier.
They always pass to
to messy and large holy Alex how is that large it's called playing around your
best player how's that large they just play around their best guy are you
crazy bro are you fucking crazy Alex that's not large
wait wait wait oh my god oh my god they have a chance they have a chance they have
chance. Four minutes of stoppage.
What do you go to Paul?
I like to see some out of stuff.
Plays it back.
What do you go to Paul?
Wait, so Chad, what happened to
Garnaccio?
Did his career just like cliff
dive?
What happened?
Oh my, wait, Alexi, Messi, Messi.
He tried to make him, oh my God.
If he got that mega, I would have pulled out my wiener.
Wait, they want it, they want it.
Messi, throw ball.
Tell him what he is.
Wait.
Jinx, you get the man of the match,
Shopee Brooks right there.
I'll show you what a half time.
That's my pride possession, dude.
That is like the best day of my life y'all, dead ass.
Ron called you?
Ron called?
No he didn't, bro, y'all were trolls.
Joe didn't call and Ron didn't call.
Kat, what a good day bro, Messi already scored?
You don't need to scream every time Messi touches the ball.
Bro, I do, bro.
This is literally like the last, this is the last maybe World Cup he's ever gonna do, bro.
And he's the greatest player ever.
I think he could do one more though.
I think he could do one more.
Check it.
Messi do one more World Cup, yes or no?
I think he could do one more.
It sounds like a negative thing to say Argentina would do the fair minimum.
Now he could do one more, Chad.
He could do one more.
He'll be 40, 43.
No, I think that's a good way to say it.
Hey, when you think about these.
Bro, because Messi could play, Messi could just play like how he plays.
Just walk around and create plays every time he touches the ball.
The moments in the second half.
Alright, Chad, last minute of the half.
Let's see what happens.
I don't think they're gonna I think they're just gonna burn the rest of the time here maybe not though
Through ball you may as well Alex is not gonna step oh may as well just went for it
Are they just gonna stall it out?
Bro, you may as well just play the ball though.
Why not play the ball?
Play the ball and see what happens, motherfucker!
Wait. Bro, what the fuck?
At least play the ball!
That guy talking shit to Messi?
Yeah that guy just said something to Messi.
That guy said something and Messi didn't like what he said.
Bro, bro.
Messi just said something?
Oh wait, let's check speed.
Do we have to check speed?
Hand time!
Right now!
Hold on! Where's Amigo?
Do you hear me Amigo?
Alright!
How do you feel?
Honestly, I feel very constipated right now, you know?
You know, I've been watching Cape Verde for the Argentina play.
It seems like that they need to get more and tune into the game.
I feel like.
All right.
So, what do you think of this movie?
Well, right now, obviously, Argentina has one goal right now, but I think Cape Verde
can come off second half and maybe right up two goals, maybe to finish the game off
and win.
Now, some people may say Messi is the goal.
Is that correct or is that false?
Well, it's like, hey, Sam, it's like acts in age.
Do you like pizza or cheeseburger?
You know, it's a preference.
You know, I mean, obviously I prefer Ronaldo.
I prefer Ronaldo to go.
Well, there's other people in the world
that prefer Messi's to go.
And that's just because it's a subjective opinion.
Now, this is all a question that everybody been asking.
Who do you think your two final teams are gonna be?
The two final teams in the World Cup
doesn't base off my admiration and my analytics
up to the game of football.
I've been watching games in the game of football
for around 10 years.
I think Portugal and Argentina World Cup final.
That's beautiful.
Now, that's it for today, ladies and gentlemen.
I am the FB Jamal in the house
and this is Speedy News.
Goodbye, y'all.
No pens, no party for Penaldo.
Jack, I'm telling you this now, bro.
Like Messi doesn't need pens to score.
He doesn't need pens.
He just goes out and gets the goal.
I'm not a slow typer.
I'm not, bro.
slow typer bro like dude messy has seven goals without a singular fucking messy
has seven goals on a singular pen like bro what are y'all saying do a words
per minute test. You guys want to see if I'm a slow type or not? Back.
Alright, never mind.
Never mind bro, never mind.
You look like a grandma.
What does that even mean bro?
I think I'm lagging dude no I'm lagging dude no no I'm lagging dude you guys are laughing
Oh, bro, I'm lagging.
Did you see the lag spikes?
Bro, I'm lagging.
No, no, no, I lag, chat.
Dude, oh my God, Messi's so good.
Chat, Messi scored, bro.
Like, this is such a great day.
Messi has scored in eight World Cup games in a row.
Do y'all realize no one is ever gonna break that record?
Like, do y'all realize no one is ever gonna break these records, bro?
Dude, he's gonna win back-to-back World Cups at age 39.
I'm telling you, bro, I bet $5,000 that he wins the World Cup, and it's a- I know it's
gonna happen, bro.
You might call me delusional or stupid, I know it's gonna happen.
This is all prophesies, buddy.
They do up the ball, I should not have said lose the ball, they're hung the ball every
single play, hung the ball and they absolutely want you to see here, hung the ball, I'm trying
to get it back.
Dixie, you're glazing a win against a trash team, so let me actually expose what you just
said.
So, is Coppapurde a trash team if they drew Spain and drew Uruguay?
Does that mean they're trash?
No, that doesn't mean they're trash.
Doesn't mean the trash
Doesn't mean the trash
Jinx you look like alien number 48
What will you do if Argentina loses bro let's look at Argentina's bracket alright and you
tell me which game they're gonna lose guys let's look at the bracket alright alright
Argentina vs. Cabo Verde, Argentina is going to win this game.
Argentina vs. Egypt, Argentina is going to win this game.
Argentina vs. most likely Colombia, Argentina is going to win this game.
Argentina vs. most likely Brazil, England, or Norway, Argentina wins all three of those
matchups.
World Cup finals, Argentina vs. France, Argentina wins that game.
Bro, we saw Argentina win it last World Cup.
Mexico? Who does Mexico play? Mexico plays England. I feel like England's gonna win that,
but I couldn't be wrong. Yeah, I do feel like Alfonso Deyes.
They got Pulisic on a McDonald's cup. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, bro. I just feel like
Okay, Mexico versus England is a good game.
Mexico versus England is a good game. England probably wins.
Brazil versus Norway is a good game. Brazil probably wins.
So, then we have England versus Brazil. Brazil probably wins.
From Messi, he's going to have to play probably Brazil in the semifinals.
And then France in the finals.
holy cinema I'm going to quarter-final semi-finals the finals like
I'm so excited I'm gonna be able to watch messy in person bro dude I've never
um I've never seen somebody with my own eyes that's like that famous bro that
That's crazy, bro.
England beats Brazil.
I disagree, bro.
I disagree.
I think Brazil beats England.
I think it's a good game, but I think Brazil beats England.
I mean, bro, England was losing to Congo for like 70 minutes.
They're just not, like, they're not a top 14, bro.
Yo, I'm going to be honest.
England will probably beat Mexico.
But if Mexico beats England, I won't be surprised.
Mexico's playing well and England's not, bro.
Bro, Jack, you think a team that struggles with Congo
is gonna beat Brazil?
That's not how life works, bro.
It's not how life works.
You don't struggle with Congo and then beat Brazil, bro.
Congo is good.
All right, so let's objectively look
at England's World Cup, bro.
They drew, who did they draw?
Ghana, they drew Ghana and then beat Congo
in like a last minute thriller.
They beat Croatia, which was a good win.
They did beat Croatia, which is fair.
That was a good win.
But yeah, I'm not saying Mexico is gonna beat England.
I'm just saying England's probably gonna be Mexico,
But if Mexico wins, I won't be that surprised.
You know what I'm saying?
Roe thinks Brazil is beating Norway.
Yeah, but I do.
Who on Norway's back line
is defending Vinicius Jr. and Grafinha?
Please give me one name.
Who on Norway's back line
is defending Vinicius Jr. and Grafinha for 95 minutes?
Who's doing it?
It's over, guys.
like Holland you want how you think Holland's gonna defend Vinicius he doesn't even play defense
Raphina's been ghosting yeah to be fair he has but Raphina's not gonna ghost for the entire tournament
bro he's gonna turn up US soccer will train here at Husky soccer stadium for the next couple days
ahead of their round of 16 match bro come on just bring messy back out I don't
want to watch the commercials yeah you know that baller red card was bullshit
let's call it what it is that was never a fucking red card
oh bottle crying bottle crying
Sadge, Chapado crying.
Dictator Mbappe is going to win this whole World Cup.
No he's not, buddy.
No he's not, bro.
Messi's gonna win the World Cup.
Do you see the first touch?
Messi now has 20 World Cup goals.
1-0 second on pass.
Wait, did she just say...
Did she just say 20 World Cup goals?
This motherfucker, Messi
has scored 20 World Cup goals,
bro.
All right.
Yo, this guy's the truth.
so much dude bro if he retires I'm just gonna be depressed man Swartz will never be the same again
we can never replace him chat who could ever replace messy bro who could ever replace that guy
Francis bench could be Argentina uh yo bro this guy just blowing from stupid town
This guy is blowing from stupid down. I'm gooning to messy and jimsy at the same time
look bro you know normally I would look down on that bro but if you're gooning to messy that's
not even like that weird what I do it no but you know what I'm saying it's not that weird to goon
to messy bro he's the goat bro
he's the goat y'all like sometimes bro you have to just say this guy's the goat
okay while the commercials are playing I'm gonna get a water I'm gonna get a
water y'all messy messy messy
I found a girl!
Who's beautiful
So you guys know that Ed Sheeran's on?
Bro y'all listen to music?
Chat y'all listen to my music?
Chat why we wait y'all listen to my music?
Yo, y'all listen to my music, bro?
You let me know, dude.
You let me know.
Y'all listen to my music?
Argentina!
Argentina!
Las Calonetas ya llego!
Martínez!
Martínez!
Molina!
Molina!
Romero!
Romero!
Seneci!
Seneci!
Talia Fico!
Talia Fico!
Macalister!
Macalister!
Paredes!
Paredes!
I just remember I have an old tip top from last World Cup when I was like a much
like time like I was a much smaller streamer y'all hold up
chat to me reacting to the pens of last year wait what's my tiktok not working
chat look look look this is last world cost hold up I want to show you guys but
This is an old TikTok like four years ago.
Oh, my TikTok isn't working.
I just wanna show you guys this.
This is old Jinxy, bro.
I was a young guy.
I was like 20.
Oh, what?
I can't find it.
What?
Yo, what? I can't find it, dude. It won't let me sign it in my Tik Tok.
Bro, hi guys, my thing is... Bro, it's that part...
Yeah, yeah. Oh my god, second half started. Second half started.
Hi guys, can you try to find that Tik Tok?
It's me reacting to France, Argentina, and I did a Tik Tok of it, of all the pens.
It's like old, it's like four years old.
I love the World Cup, bro.
All right, the game is back.
Have a try to find it if you can.
It's four years ago.
Just look out, Jinxie France vs. Argentina World Cup 2022.
And it's from my channel, like I posted it behind my...
It's four years old, Chad.
I want to show y'all.
Come on chat lock in
Come on messy come on messy give us a fucking hat trick, baby
all the Egypt players and coaches in Dallas are watching this one having beaten Australian
a penalty shootout earlier because they await the winner of this game in the next round up
at Atlanta.
Have you found it?
Did you find the tick tock?
Looking on Kevin Pina there who will not let him buy.
And that ball's going to be out of play for a K-30 throw.
Bravas, I don't know why my tick tock's glitched.
I can't get it.
I mean if you go to my page and just scroll you'll see it, but it's fucking four years ago
Good press
Oh, shit
Yeah, y'all find the tick dog go do it and tag me in it. I'm gonna send the link to high-bives go do it and tag me in it
Just tag me in it
Yep, this is it this is it this is it this is it high-bives. I have it
I'm going to send it to you in Discord.
I'm going to send it to you in Discord, baby.
I found it. W guy who tagged me.
Bro, this is, I was still new and streaming.
How about this message to you?
Okay, yeah, you can pause it.
How is that allowed? He's grabbing him on the corner here. Clearance. Nice! Nice!
Step. I feel like the ball could have stepped earlier there.
Need another goal? Yes, bro. We need one more, one more. Bro, fuck it. Two more.
works has Jinxie always been this fast all right yes sounds like I tagged me in
a bro now it's like dude I remember that I remember the last world cup that
was the best game ever
rest wait wait counter counter counter counter
Sheissa
Yo, that guy looks like he got hurt bad
Oh that guy looks like he got fucking hurt
ADHD awareness stream show the video I'll show you I'll show you
I miss the sober streams Gucci every stream is sober
Every stream is sober Gucci
Dude I kind of want to grab a beer cuz messy score check it up here
Dude I'm so happy bro. I'm so happy. Oh my god. I love when he scores
I'm playing a knockout stage game with the World Cup.
Dude, I kind of want to grab a beer, dude.
Okay, if Messi gets one more goal, I'm going to drink.
You're already two beers down. No, I'm not. I've been drinking water, pal.
You scared me when you're drunk. Bro, chicken tendies. Put a sock in it, bro.
The world got bigger and gave more spots to other people.
Chad, is there any other game after this?
There is.
Who plays?
It's Columbia and who?
They competed at a high level.
The Earth is turning.
Who plays, Chad?
Got a FICO?
What can they do against the defending champions who have won
10 consecutive matches in all time?
Ghana?
Uh, that was a horrible fucking triple.
Kevin Pina stepped in.
Yeah, I'm talking about G-Nets, um, how's it been doing as much as I thought he would
in the World Cup?
He's just doing as much as I thought he would.
Yeah, he's not shit.
He's not shit.
Chad, what you say is the best player on Argentina besides Messi?
Probably McAllister, yeah?
Probably McAllister, yeah?
No besides Messi, besides Messi.
Yeah, Alvarez did good in the last World Cup, Alvarez did really good in the last World
Cup.
What a ball for Messi.
Oh my god.
Yo.
Get him off, get him off, get him off, get him off, get him off, get him off.
He just delivered that gold on a silver platter.
Oh my fucking god, get him off.
How did?
Because it had come a long way.
Oh, this, I mean, all problems are gonna be a turnover.
This is gonna be a foul.
Get him off, bro.
Did you see the ball mess he just played?
Oh my god, did you see that?
Players in Argentina's lineup,
it's so many of the same faces from four years ago.
He was at the dentist when he was told that he was getting on an airplane in a matter of hours to come to the guitar.
Come on Messi, I want a hot drink!
Everytime we see four Argentina as the tournament of...
Cap on the pole, should I get a drink because Messi scored one drink?
Everytime Messi scores I get one drink bro.
Should I get one drink because Messi scored? What do y'all think?
I wouldn't say that...
No, no, no, no, all clearance, clearance!
Which half?
Does Martinez play the first 45 and then Alvarez plays the last?
I thought that's what they were doing, but why is Alvarez not in still?
Why is Alvarez not in?
It's coming out in June.
No, I think they're both good.
I don't think like.
They're both good.
So what happens if there's not a COVID outbreak in the audience?
Dictator Messi L.
Messi is not a dictator, bro.
Messi's entire team loves him, bro.
That's not how a dictator works.
Messi's whole team loves him.
He's a non-factor for his country in his late 20s.
And only one of Martinez's now on multiple occasions
been named the best goalkeeper in the world.
There's Giancarlo Mono.
I
Inbop is the best actually in Bob is not better than messy bro. You're crazy. I think he is
Oh
Messy with the press
Bro was gonna try to chop messy, what are you doing buddy? You're gonna try to chop messy
Don't ever do that stupid shit just pass bro
Bro was gonna try to chop messy he's gonna do the same thing that earlier
Bro, I feel another messy gold chat, dead ass.
I feel it, bro, I feel it.
Bro wants a beer so bad.
No, it's about celebrating messy, bro.
It's not about me.
Bro, let me be happy, bro.
This guy's my favorite athlete ever and it might be his last world cup, bro. Let me be happy, dude. Please
All right, he's just grabbing him
You're saying you can't be happy without beer. That's not what I'm saying. Okay. Okay. That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying, yo, I'm saying, bro, I'm saying if Messi scores, I want to celebrate with a beer.
I love the streams man. Thank you CS appreciate you
These are favorite athlete by the way for this world cup holy lark. Yeah, bro. I'm walking man. I'm walking bro
You realize that he has fans right you know that right
your poll and did we what did the polls say what are the polls say
wait this is a good this is good this is good
oh that's a yellow that's a yellow that might be a yellow for Argentina
That might be a yellow.
Oh Romero too.
Messy.
just hop the ball back and win it.
Messy. Messy.
Rock son of Artar Martinez.
With a peanut.
You know the Costa, it's a good touch to get wide for Morera.
Mate brothers there playing in the middle, wide it goes to Sidney Lugnaz-Pobrol.
Get the fucking ball.
Really involved, oh my god, oh never mind, horrible ball.
Jesus Christ, that ball is terrible.
Alright, this is looking in stock now, this is looking in stock.
He magged him, he magged him on the pass.
He magged him on the pass.
He messed it. Oh my god.
Two mags. Two mags.
He tries to shut it down but opens the gap and Duarte finds it.
He's got a nation in tears and tears of happiness and joy as they have tied.
The Raining World Cup Champions Argentina 1-1, 60th minute. Here we go.
Nothing you can do about two bags a much band of people just spamming this stupid ass chair, please
Double mag are you fucking joking me?
I've never even seen that in my entire life
I've watched and played football since I was five years old I've never seen a double mag ever
two separate mags for a goal
They were preparing a double switch to max that is literally one in a million
I'm not they're just spamming sue somebody time these
I don't care bro
Okay, now now we have to score
half to score.
Messi, Messi!
Messi picks up the loose ball,
dumped off at the M.I.D.A. Burgess.
Now this game is intense.
Oh god.
And all this and Julian operates will be coming on at a moment
With their two steps in the winds as well
They pause, sends it across, Medina heads it right back in the mixer
And we're peanut doing this enough to get it clear. Oh, I can't watch this throw
And a double stop coming in response as well from Dave Verde. So this
This is a move from- What the fuck just happened? A double mech?
You have to keep the energy levels high as well because you've got to still continue to press and work and dig in.
But it's a different game state from now from chasing the game to almost back to how we started the game where they're right back in it.
Matthew! Matthew! Matthew!
Matthew is safe! Matthew you're rebounded! Played behind!
He saved it with his dick.
He saved it with his cock.
I can't watch this, bro.
Oh my god.
Two-and-a-other has come in.
What happened in the last five minutes?
Yeah, get Lottaro Martinez off the pitch, please.
Messi gave you a ball on a silver platter,
and you have the sloppiest first touch of ever since.
This game shouldn't even be fucking close.
They've had one chance, and it was a double-match.
What am I watching?
This is an evil football.
Give that Tarot Martinez off the pitch now.
That was the worst first touch I've seen.
That's a fucking 13 year old kid's first touch.
Goal.
My god, I thought he bobbled it.
There's not much time left into the game, bro.
There's not much time left into the game.
There's not much time left.
There's an old saying though, if you're going to strike the king, it's best to kill. Yes
That was the most bullshit fucking go off of my god
Reflection reflection
Stay on this I actually step
Brilliant challenge from an axis that's no call no call
Thank you. Really a challenge.
Top of the box. Looked for number 10. Looked for number 10. There it is.
Brilliant ball, messy. Brilliant ball, messy.
Let's see if they've had one chance and scored.
That's disgusting.
Fucking double med.
Just pure luck.
Pure fucking luck, bro.
Like just pure luck.
Double med.
I've never seen that.
And I've been playing and watching this sport since I was five.
I've never seen that a double mag. I want to puke on my desk
So you guys saying cope what is there to cope about bro, do you realize how rare a double mag is do you realize that?
I'm looking on to see how his team reacts.
I see they haven't really faced any real adversity at this world cup.
Alexi's Vakata's back.
Sixty-fifth minute. We need a goal.
Let's give the ball to number ten, please.
Alvarez is in, which is definitely going to be an upgrade from Martinez.
That was a shit performance.
Shit performance.
Oh, they're parking the bus. Here we go. Now they're going to park the bus and try to
take it to Peds. We cannot have this game go to Peds, because then literally anyone
I'm not drinking a beer, not now.
He's turned into the most relaxing watch party ever to literally a stress fast to literally
a stress fast.
Please God, Messi just score.
Please God score and the game, bro.
He's messy.
Oh, I'm sicking, like, come on!
Somebody make a run!
Everybody's just holding their nuts!
The only goal was when Messi made a run!
Make a fucking run!
Somebody come to the ball!
The only goal was when Messi made a run!
Make a fucking run!
SOMEBODY COME TO THE HOME!
Oh, follow!
Ref, ref, ref, ref!
Ref, give him a fucking yellow!
Thank you!
He's pulling him to the floor!
Give him a fucking yellow!
It's further away.
You have Peter Schmeichel at half-time.
He's grabbing his arm!
Yellow!
Fucking yellow!
It is a little further out.
We need a lot more power to be a goalkeeper from this area.
This range is crazy.
I don't know if Messi can take one from this range.
But we could set something up.
Fantastic.
It takes them forward.
I'm letting him go Madrid.
We'll see what happens here.
But most people walk away when it's Messi over.
And Rodriguez, Paul, he's going to hang around.
Three saves for Rosinia, including the one-on-one stop
by Messi a few minutes ago.
Come on, Messi.
This range is far.
I don't know about this free kick range.
It's not too far, though.
He's done this before.
Is Leigh now Messi blocked by the wall?
This whole chat is just rage bait, bro.
I cannot wait till Messi scores and you guys all just stop typing stupid shit.
To the people that aren't rage baiting, bro, appreciate it.
was dude they've had one chance in
conversion
please messy please please please
please messy
oh my god
no it's shit ball
A recent ruling in Alvarez.
He had a pressure to force him back.
He had to cross to run River de Paul.
He did an amazing job.
It's an unrivaled header there,
a one right back by de Paul.
He couldn't get that to a teammate,
it's one back though once again by Argentina.
Flammo.
He's very to try to survive until the break,
get the next stop if you play they gotta get there
Gonzales
12 minutes since Cape Verde's tying goal
somebody go on the fucking run please
oh oh oh
messy
raps
raps
freaky
free kick I was watching messy in that sequence he was messy man marking up
please wherever he wanted to go god that's a blade foul just dragged him
right into his foot didn't get involved in playing foul until he smelled that
and he comes running in trying to take it first time and beats cabral too and then
gets fouled by Duarte but just such a messy please score this free kick
Bro, please, please score this little kick.
Messi, please, God.
This is his range, bro.
Messi never misses from this range.
Remember that.
Messi never misses from this range.
the technique required from this range Malik Tillman Rage and inresting there the Tillman
one they didn't lay a player down this time they are and that was something Messi never misses from
this range bro trust me he never misses from this range and it's taken quickly
Vosenia pumps it away no one was paying attention except for Vosenia Messi tried to catch him
for save for the Cane Manian goalkeeper it's out for a corner wow and Vosenia was over trying
How the fuck did he save that?
Why is this goalie so good?
What the fuck?
Why is this keeper so good?
And it's bending to the fourth post and Vosina saw him with the run up.
It's his fingertips doing to deny missing you. Wow.
Hydration breaking Miami. If you know anyone not watching, take the chance to call and text them now.
Argentina won. Cape Verde won.
Where are we going?
So who are we fighting?
Local crew for legit. They played winner go home and they haven't gone home.
What?
How many people know about this?
Everybody knows.
I'm telling you, it's all true, most of it.
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Brilliant move here, David's going the Home Depot for the assist. Bear covers in just one coat, so David can paint it, like Patricia.
You know you miss this guy, right?
Rip it like rich! Plant it like page. There you go. There you were, guys. Keep it up.
Oh, what you all happen just like Josh. Very happy to help.
Great scenes here in Miami as we get set to open up the July 4th weekend.
Josenia being honored with that fourth save of the night of the messy free kick.
You saw Drew Fisher talking with Josenia about it.
Drew Fisher also has been exchanging words for a long distance with Rodrigo de Paul
during the hydration break. 15 minutes plus stoppage time to go and notably,
Argentina's out on the field ready to go.
Normally it's the opposite. Normally they're the ones taking time in the locker room.
They didn't mess around with the hydration break. Mark Klatenberg real quick,
what's the protocol there on the whistle, the taking of the free kick? Had that got in,
would Cape Verde have had an argument that maybe the goal shouldn't have been allowed?
Technically no, the goalkeeper should have been ready when the referee blows his whistle,
but the referee always wants to avoid controversy, and that would have been a controversial moment,
And I think the referee could have looked up, seen the goal kicker wasn't 100% ready and maybe delayed it.
But technically, he was right to start the game and the goalkeeper said foul for not being sent.
Now, when the whistle blows, the play is live.
You know this when you're five years old, bro.
But stop being cope, cope, cope, stahore.
When the whistle blows, the play is live, bro.
Shut up.
Why is that commentators too?
You learn that when you're literally in U6.
not yet on when the whistle blows the player's lap shot this stupid shit up
please and what a bit of gold a middle school raffle got that right it's a
50-50 challenge it's a 50-50 challenge she's supposed to run away from the ball
It's a fucking 50-50 challenge!
He hits the ball first!
He hits the ball!
a little bit to test a million
of Martinez. They've got a lot
of bodies up to maybe try and
work something, but he's winding
up for a direct strike here.
It's not that much further away
from where Pina scored in this
building on the other end
against Uyghur.
Yeah.
He's gonna hit it.
He broke apart.
Kevin Pina just hit it.
You can't tell what's the foot
that wasn't hit clean.
What are we doing?
End the game!
End the game!
Especially against a million
of Martinez.
But hey, why not?
What is going to be an hour of stoppage time?
What is this shit?
last World Cup. Copa America here in the United States two years ago. They were
scoreless with Columbia in the final here in Miami and Messi goes off hurt.
None of this has been easier straightforward. They've had to work for it.
And down to the different men, so they're battling with Lissandra Martinez. Drew Fisher,
as he's done all game, is letting him play.
Steven Moreira first to lose ball.
And then they're trying to keep it, pulling it out,
and keeps it away.
It's getting physical, too.
And that was another foul.
Another foul from Cabo Verde.
This is disgusting.
So the plan is to keep fouling until pens.
I get it.
Get one lucky-ass goal, and then keep fouling until pens.
That's the plan.
Got it.
OK.
Just get one double mag, one million goal,
other than foul to pens.
About a fucking vomit watching this.
I'm not speaking about right now.
I want to be a star.
And I was a key player, but you can't help without me.
Rampol!
Yes!
He's going to get to that.
Play this.
Woo!
Bouncing ball towards.
He pulled, and that was low-pissed.
Good roll to hand it away.
They better have two subs up and ready.
They're going to bring off Ryan Mendes.
Four-wheeled Someto.
the second goal against Uruguay, taking advantage of a turnover, he's going to come on to replace
Javan Kevraw.
So that's a new front line, but Evan Pina, who's sort of their anchor in midfield, so
They're going to trust it.
One more shot.
Okay, baby.
As you can see on your screen,
have three available substitutions
if Reno Scoloni wants to use it.
Passed it.
Mariah accepts.
Almost one back by Enzo Fernandez.
Samedo's first test since coming on
is crowned by Medina.
What is happening man? What is happening? What is happening?
What is going on? I'm just messing, messing, messing.
I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick watching this. I'm gonna be sick watching this
Top of the box
I
This is disgusting I've never seen anything like this
It's fucking disgusting.
This is the unluckiest game of football I've ever seen in my life.
A double mag goal into that.
Get the ball to Messi, please, Christ.
somebody's got to come to the ball man what is this
this keeper is insane this this keeper is insane that save on the free kick was
insane this keeper is fucking incredible bro oh my god I can't believe he saved
that free kick I actually cannot believe that
bro is this gonna go honestly it's better if this goes to extra time because
than those 30 minutes. I don't feel comfortable right now because in the next
10 minutes anything can happen. Honestly, if it goes to exercise, it's
better.
Oh my god. This is good. This is good. This is good.
This is...
Fuck!
How is this team so good?
How is this team so good?
Their population is like the size of Tampa!
How are they so fucking good?
Oh my god!
Messy whips it in.
Penalty, penalty.
VAR on the handball!
Sports go the only thing that gets me at arm.
He slapped the ball with his hand.
This needs to go to extra time.
The next 10 minutes I think it happened.
At 30 minutes I feel fine.
This needs to go to extra time.
30 minutes, it's fine.
Yo, I'm not gonna watch a 91st minute Kate Vertigo.
I'll kill myself.
I will kill myself.
In game, in game, in game.
I'm not gonna watch a fucking lucky asshole.
This is a strong from bothersome to panic necessarily,
but this is a nice-
30 minutes of exercise, they're never out playing Argentina.
Never, not in any world.
But in the next five minutes, anything can happen.
It's football.
Time to get Athens.
They could get another double mag, bro.
Why are we not getting a replay on the handball?
Why are we not getting a VAR on the handball?
What the fuck is this officiating?
We're not even going to get a replay.
This is disgusting, bro.
Because there isn't one. How would you know if you didn't watch the replay?
How would you know if there's no replay?
Get it out of this half please God get it out of this half get it out
Get it out of this fucking half literally if I was the coach I would just say pass around go to extra time
Better team gonna help play them like do not try to score and then get countered or something
Just go to extra time bro. Please fuck go to extra time. There's no point of forcing this right now
literally
That's what a world-class coach would say right now
Messi messy
The ball gets to the ball on Hook City and diving head right by...
Sayonara, it's Macalester! Macalester!
Today and ever!
He said there was a deflection, Drew Fisher does now agree that he's going to be a corner
for Argentina.
Dude, oh my god, he's skydived.
It was deflected, it was deflected.
The ball's going to lead to a corner on the far side.
Corner kick.
Bro, the only problem with Argentina's team is they're so short, so like corner kicks
do not really favor them bro. They're so short. Who's the tallest player Romero?
Who's the tallest player? Literally Romero?
Stay on this. Do not let them counter. Do not let them counter.
Just go to extra time. I don't want to watch her counter right now.
go to extra time please God this ball is gonna spin this is gonna spin stay
honest wait this is dangerous territory for Cape Verde
messy messy messy messy messy
I don't know what happened last season at Liverpool. I need McAllister from 2024, buddy. 2024-2025. Alright? What the fuck is that?
I need Liverpool McAllister from two seasons ago. That's what I need.
I need Liverpool McAllister from two seasons ago. That's what I need
Just waste time go to extra time Argentina wins extra time just go to extra time
Do not try to force
I swear to God. Handball! Show the replay! Or this whole shit is rigged! All of this is rigged!
Show. Handball. Handball. Handball. Handball. It's a fucking handball! It's a bomb! It's a fucking handball! It's a fucking handball!
VAR or this is already wrong and we're all gonna see it.
It's a fucking handball in the box.
into his hand so that it's in the fun penalty.
90th minute, Perez clips it up, Volzínia there to get it.
Four save, and with that big save, Volzínia made a messy right after the goal that K. Verne had scored.
And with the save, Volzínia made a miss taking a quick free kick.
Counter, counter, counter.
It's one back high up the field. Let's see how much stop it's down there.
At least three for the hydration break. Eight in total. Eight added minutes still to go here. Eight? Oh god.
Eight minutes for Argentina to turn this into a cute story but another
thing that they trundle over on their way to try to defend their world cup title. Eight minutes
for Cape Verde to continue to pull off the impossible. Oh! Backdoor. Gonzalez knocks it down.
win that!
well won
well won
well won
well won
alvarez alvarez
alvarez
oh they have fucking plot armor
Please, please, please, please.
One minute gone to the eight.
Redis.
Calypso.
One minute go to the eight.
Paredes.
A Callister.
Messi.
Three for company.
I'm still going on to the far side to Molina.
Molina, looking on Paredes, forced back in.
They're not a huge crossing team, but I think now's the time for some crosses.
Well, Paredes just let's it go!
Two-eyed at Bosch, and the hips could save.
This guy's the best keeper in the world. I've never even known him two weeks ago. Holy fuck!
Bro, there is... there is more population in Tampa, Florida than all of Kate Verde. How are they so good?
until he gets rid of it.
One hat by Jamira Montero,
dumped off the ball, there was tomato,
it's poked away by Jamira Montero.
Macadamstere, why are we turning in front of the net?
What's going on with him, bro?
Turning in front of the net with six minutes left?
Are you fucking crazy?
As it stands between...
What is wrong with Macadamstere?
In the round of 32 at the FIFA World Cup.
Please, please, please, please, please.
He could last it for half an hour until the Roy Duarte scored.
To tie it up, wide to Molina.
Molina deflected cross and back post bounces all the way through.
Willi Samedo now trying to shepherd it out,
gets it clear in the end, at least partially.
Right back in, so for that man.
I got a shot.
I got a shot.
Messi.
Messi.
Hook.
Wow!
Wow!
Is he injured?
Is he injured?
Is he injured?
Chopster is like, yeah, they both hit his leg.
Messy, I need...
His knee, his head is knee.
Is he okay?
Is he okay?
Please.
Please, Messy.
Please, Messy.
Please, Messy.
please messy please messy no V
greatest free kick taker of all time
little messy please messy 94th minute
messy free kick 94th minute
He has an opportunity right now. Please messy. We need this
We need this
Messy free kick
Messy free kick
That's it goes low, those Indian pops in the air,
job that done, he's going to make the second save.
Those Indians down, foul whistle in there.
That's Lopez Cabral took it off.
Oh, it takes a little deflection on the way through.
Watch this.
And still those Indian have to react,
and that's why he kind of just pops it up.
This guy's the best keeper in the tournament, bro.
This guy's the best keeper in the tournament.
I've never standing like this.
This guy's the best keeper in the tournament.
This can't be real life, bro.
This can't.
This can't be real life, bro.
This can't be real.
This can't be real.
This can't.
Like, this cannot be real.
How is this keeper so good clear it clear it
Just do not let them score with two minutes left. Oh, I swear to God
Do not let them score with two minutes left, bro
That's off him, off him, out of Camp Dina ball, it hit his foot, alright, it's refs
It hit his foot, I s-
No, no, no, not in the 97th minute
No, no, no
No, he's not since Drew Fischer cleans tackle 30 seconds for Argentina counter no
No, no, no
Raph
Okay, extra time
just wait for extra time. This is what I said 10 minutes ago. Just no point of doing this.
Argentina is a much better team. They'll win in a 30 minute format.
I'm about to just turn off this chat because it's literally just rage bait the whole time.
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Results after 90 minutes number 67 right Kate Verde the blue sharks are playing with their pins up
They are one one with the number one team in the world
Argentina Rob McEl Peter back there with you. We thought this was going to be the post game show not to show
To get us into extra time here. Let's take a look at how we got here pick things up in the 29th minute
Who else but me and el messi his 20th world cup goal seven of this edition
Yes, well, the touch, the passion there is Agro Martinez,
absolutely perfect beat fast.
And of course, this man here, the flesh start,
absolutely fantastic.
But the finish, the composure.
Gerardo with the 25, gifted and sub-skidded.
Show W. Gerardo in the chat.
That's it.
Gerardo, I love you, bro.
Sorry, it's just a stressful game right now.
The only space in the rail is good to get the ball into the back of the net.
Man, it was one-one, it was all in a dead shot.
If you don't hate it, no, this is not happening.
But this guy...
Cape Verde's keeper is the best keeper in the tournament.
And that save from Messi, when he was one...
This guy's unreal.
Well that...
The free kick stage was unreal.
I mean, this guy's fucking unreal.
...that free kick by Messi where everybody was asleep except for that man, Bosenja.
Yeah, well, I'll have to say, though, they're better when they're equalized.
you know we could get a pin drop in the stadium everywhere was that quiet nobody believed what was happening
and of course now we have great gesture time. I will say no after that you came there to go yesterday
was a stunned silence and then this argentina crowd went full throw they turned it up they have
the support of this team but you see what the blue sharks have done this would be the biggest
upset in World Cup knockout stage history number one versus number 67 but we are far
from done tonight in Miami another 30 minutes to go and yes John Strong we've gotten awfully
accustomed to extra time in this round of 32 haven't we well first of all Rob it's fun to think
back to Russia and we went how could a World Cup get any better we went to Qatar we went how could
the world cup get any better now here we are there's a paradox built in here
stew because you want to not be disrespectful to Kate Verde you don't
want to act like this is somehow so unbelievable that this team that no one's
ever heard of could do this but you also have to give respect to the fact that
this is quite remarkable and it deserves to be seen as stunning in respect to
Kate Verde for what they have been able to get to here so now the question is
What happens now?
What do you expect?
Is that the point you were expecting?
What's going to happen?
When Argentina goes up 1-0, Messi scores, you think,
OK, well, you've seen this movie before, that was fun.
You made us fall in love with you.
Well, here we are in extra time.
Very much so in the game.
It's a very few clear attacking opportunities and now is it okay what version of Argentina
are we gonna see the one that says enough of this and finish you off or does this game
end up in my car is up.
So I think it's very snatchy.
That's what we're going to find out.
So there may be a pressure.
Slip forward by the Zephyr Martinez.
That's where the criticism of Argentina is the importance that they have played have
been in a word for since the end of World Cup qualifier.
The opponent that they have played have been in a word for since the end of war could qualify
a series.
Bro shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
By his desk commentary!
Shut up!
It turns into sort of political nonsense and posturing.
Like bro, the opponent's, Archie the player is weak?
What are you talking about?
I
Like the opponents are she the place we what are you talking about?
Line him line him the line is on line him
line him
Thank God what the fuck
We've seen it
Come on, Messi.
Messi corner kick.
He shoots!
Baaaaaack! Baaaaaack! Baaaaaack!
Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!
Argentina, champions of the world! Back the back!
Sit down!
Talk now talk now talk now talk now talk now
talk now talk now talk now
talk now
Argentina go for the kill right at the start of extra time
and one of the concerns always on the citizens
type that sui shit in my dad again
type that sui shit
type it
What's wrong? Nobody wants to talk shit anymore!
Tadea Fico!
Wait, whoa, whoa, what? What did they say?
What are they saying?
Whoa, what?
What?
And the same for Drew Fisher and Armando Villarreal,
and it takes Argentina one minute, 57 seconds,
and it's your time to go back and forth.
Goal. Score again.
Score again and end this fucking game.
Lizarro Martinez.
Argentina, champions del mundo, back to back.
Touch it now.
Touch it now.
Why is nobody talking to me anymore?
Is it not funny now?
But he's not been suing anymore.
It's enough, honey, now.
All of last year and really for a year and a half,
he has a field hand assist tonight.
It's Christian Romero who's down in the middle of the field.
Can't vary.
Don't have to stop the play so he can get looked at.
He's going to get up and get back in it to Roche Larte.
Scored kid birdie score earlier, hands it off wide.
Get it out, get it out.
They have nothing.
They have no play.
They have nothing.
Just press them to hold in, sport two more goals.
Advance, bro.
Advance, but you do it.
Man's it all, City Lopez Cabral.
Deflect it by McAllister.
K-30 corner.
Corner kick, oh boy.
Yes, get loud, baby!
I'm not sure what that means.
Clearance, Clearance.
Clearance, Clearance.
It's so sick bro.
If he hit that with his heel, that's a goal.
If he hit that with his heel, that's suddenly a goal.
That's literally a goal, if he has set.
Third corner, yeah.
Step, step, step, beautiful.
Beautiful.
Alvarez, press, Alvarez, press, cover, cover, cover.
Alvarez, Alvarez, Alvarez, Alvarez, Alvarez, Alvarez.
Messy steps and they're all beautiful.
They're trailed for 30 minutes before tying it up
in the second half.
They do not have that much time right now.
You don't need to score. Just pass the ball around. Get out of here. No pressure.
Nicole wouldn't hurt though. Nicole wouldn't hurt. Averes? Messi? Averes? Messi! Oh my god! Averes!
Tiki-taka in the box, that was so clean! Oh my god, that was so clean!
Yeah, Averes is way better than Letaro Martinez. I don't care. Way better.
Give let's out of Martinez 20 minutes a game and then give Alvarez 70 bro. That was beautiful tiki-taka
Yeah, he was onside cope cope cope sehorses some people to the chat right saying offsides, bro
Goop goop goop some whores in the chat, bro
Corner kick
Little half-volley
One more goal just to end the game, still a lot of time left.
One more goal just to end the game.
pass around pass around trying to press
Messi look at Messi look at Messi look at Messi
what the fuck what the fuck is that
I think I'm going to be
good.
There's a chance to run.
This is for a rail out.
Well, one of axes
tracking back to break it up.
They
said they have shown part
all night. They've shown part to
get here.
Can they do it again?
Right
and just for context, it puts ahead for Bovista's Gabe Paredes.
Before that game for Martinez, we only had one goal in the knockouts in extra time.
And that was Telemans in the last minute against Senegal, the penalty.
So we hadn't seen many. A lot of these games are going to penalties and that's what they would have been playing for.
But now, they've got to find a way once again to try to level this as difficult as it is going to be.
Cape Deir, out of stock, Sargentina have two available. They get an extra sub as did Cape Deir to give this one extra time.
I mean honestly the score line does not reflect this game whatsoever
I mean Argentina won in every stat by a fucking mile
Shots shots on targets corners possessions passes completed pass accuracy. I mean
just a fucking
Unlucky game, but still wins a win
I'm gonna express
Good press here. Good press.
Just keep pressing them.
Just keep pressing them.
trying to reset quickly and try to catch Argentina napping.
McAllister can't make the play.
Mubeski brawl, it's incredible, it's remarkable.
It's almost unbelievable.
It's K-30 for a second time tonight.
Ty is the game.
I love this game, man.
I just love it.
What you think is going to happen doesn't always happen.
The underdog rises again.
Against all odds.
Argentina scored the game's over, right?
Not so fast.
I mean, the bend on this from our perspective
and it was just perfect.
You see it all the way.
That's the goal the dreams are made of.
And that is a dream realized right there.
The ball calls his own number, cuts it onto the right foot,
and just picks out the top quarter.
Are you kidding me?
Two fishers trying to get the game on.
The Canvarian fans are celebrating.
They can't believe it.
I'm not sure he couldn't believe it.
Have a day.
Cuts inside.
When the ball comes back to him, you're going to see
everybody's converging now centrally.
He's got his hand up, says give me the ball.
Has one thing in his mind.
Takes it on the right foot.
He has so much to do from there.
Oh my gosh.
What a finish.
Top corner, 2-2, game on.
What on earth is going on?
And you're right.
We're sitting right behind the main game, Camber.
We could see that happening in the tens of seconds
before it happened.
They're going to argue for a handball there.
It's not going to be given.
Paul Argentina-Pench is up shouting right now.
Final seconds of the first half of extra time.
Little Metro skips away, and then Varela gives up the chase.
I can't believe this I can't believe this I cannot I've never seen anything like this in my whole life
I've never seen anything like this in my whole life
I've never seen anything like this in my whole entire life, man.
I'm sick to my stomach, bro.
I've never seen anything like this.
Please, just man, please, God.
It's probably going to come to the patents at this point.
Oh, my God.
Wait, top of the box?
of the box. Oh! Messi!
for 30 minutes across halftime.
For about 11 minutes here at
extra time.
Clipped in and too far for
Livramento.
We said all of Monty can't
sneak on by the way after the
He was subbed on for not a belated
You asked me in a pregame room
I can't really get this done tonight
So, you know, in the biggest game of their lives
They have to have a perfect game
They have to have the best game of their lives
They are having the best game of their lives
I can guarantee, Cabral has not scored a better goal than that
In his life
And here they are, toe-to-toe
With the winning World Cup Champions
15 minutes left
Maybe penalty kicks
I don't even want to try to predict what's going to happen next.
Argentina had allowed two goals total in their 10 consecutive wins coming into tonight.
That they have allowed two goals on the night to keep Verna.
Messi tackled off it but it bounced him onto the L.
It was a shit ball. It was a shit ball.
We had said Messi's name in 10, 15 minutes.
Scoloni was asked about that.
What are you saying? He just took a shot.
he just took a shot this guy fucking what is this announcer saying what is this
announcer saying bro this guy's fucking pissing me off I swear to god
he just took a shot you get inside his name in 15 minutes what
I've never seen anything like this before.
I've never seen anything like this.
John, Stu, thank you very much.
14 months ago, Sidney Lopez Cabral was playing in the German 3rd Division.
He is just equalised against the world champions, Thierry Omri, Latvan Abramovich, Latvan, what is happening?
What is happening is that this is football, everything can happen.
And what we are seeing, let's see, we have another 15 minutes and it's crazy from cup to bed.
I don't even have words, but let's see what happens.
If it goes to penalties, like I said before, it's lottery and if they can't prepare their wins, it will be the biggest upset ever.
But they're fighting, they're keeping that small island jumping.
So that's it.
Tell me.
Just like I said, this walkup is just a crazy one.
You see the go-reel, you see the Martinez.
We all thought that it was going to be the end of it, but you see the go-reel, you never know.
You'd never know you gotta finish that's the finish of one of the best but you know it's game finishes like that or maybe
I'm happy or a cluster shot
Men that all the way get away from me
Standing and we raise the case at the beginning I
Asked you I said make a case you made a case
We raised the case so now let's see what can happen it's just race
Somebody found my number. I said to your son. I said it to them. I said, I don't know
I thought I send a message
It's outstanding
Wow, it's amazing the question the question is as we hand it back to John and to studio to Kate Verde try to win this now
Or do they play for penalties chaps back to you? I
Mean I have a hunch what you're gonna say to
The way they approach this entire game has been so impressive.
I don't expect them to just try to grind this out, but they're going to have to grind it out.
I think that's the reality, but they're just a fearless team.
Their best chance of winning at this point is probably getting to penalties
because you're not going to open yourself up and really say,
we're going to attack Argentina.
But you're gonna continue to play the way you have with structure good commitment and not backing down if they get their chance to go
They're gonna go please mess with please
Please message
To think there were some poor people out there who held up keep fair days
An example of the watering down of the World Cup in the over expansion the two biggest blowout losers in the knockout roundup in European teams so far
I do think that you want to finish this in extra time because, yeah, pens anyone can
win.
pens any looking nice
top of the box
I'm literally gonna fucking puke
asking for divine intervention in some of those boxes this is not at all what
they thought they were coming to see here tonight I'm literally gonna fucking
puke man that's exactly what Cape Verde had dreamed they were showing up for
tonight here in Miami Julian Alvarez here in the turn of the day
Alvarez
I'm not sure what's left.
Come on, I says you do. Can he be the difference major?
Raph's sliding into his fucking heel.
Come on.
Fouls Alexis McAllister.
I suggest with a little look up there to see if there was an option to go quick and short,
and then they'll set the ball down.
Sliding to his leg
What is this?
Is that challenge?
Please, Messi, freak it
Let's try to get across this
Or pass it short
Probably gonna pass it short
You need to let it cross it
Just whip it in
Whip it in, whip it in
They're just going for like FIFA shots and one of them went in, he's disgusting.
They're going for like the FC 26 special.
Can one of them win it?
It had a double mag goal and then a fucking PUSCAS goal.
Like what am I watching, bro?
Literally goal of the tournament.
I mean, Jesus.
Back to back to back.
Two Copa America titles.
San Waching, the World Cup, Biggiton, and Angus.
I'm gonna just chest it.
Tell ya Fico, tell ya Fico.
I'm gonna put it back in.
And so
They need a score line him line him look at the line
Best he has a chance mess he has space
is this actually happening bro is this like this is gonna go to pens I can
just tell and I have no clues
physically from these two teams right now.
If anything, you see that it's Argentina
who looked a little bit laggy.
And the ball movement players cramping
and take very out the possession.
They fly down the other end of the field.
Raph, Raph.
These challenges are just vicious.
I mean, what is this?
The least upset is that was whistled for a foul.
to clear shell it look like from Willie Samedo the fans coming back to life here in Miami
please please just score do not take this depends please god
One second difference
Corner kick. This is good for Argentina. Romero header. It's gonna happen. Watch.
It was Romero! It was Romero! I fucking called it! I called it! I called it! Oh my god! I fucking pre-fired it!
Yes! I actually got it!
FAMO!
Yes!
Oh my god, I said Romero Heather.
I better be said Romero Heather.
I fucking predicted it.
Get pizza corn on the way!
Oh my God!
Please just end the game. Just fucking, as soon as you get the ball, just five in the back!
Pass around! Just keep passing around!
Kill the game ends!
to that back post there, Argentina on the ropes.
Park the fucking bus and play Egypt.
Oh my god.
But what a header from Gutierrez Mero.
It's his first goal in over two years.
It is still his goal in the official scoring.
Brian, I called it.
It is Leonel Messi's ninth career world cup assist,
tying a record nine.
night holy aura
i called it now
oh my god
just pass around the fucking ball
yes yes just fc-26 time wasting please
FC 26 time wasting. Yes that that meant more back
Messi has nine assists in a world cup. 20 goals. Jesus.
My counter is playing like shit this game. I'm just gonna be honest.
Messi.
Just emmity about eight minutes. So.
the heavyweight fighters delivered what he thought three knockout punches you got a guy that's down
on the ground but he's quite nearly do now he goes all this is down argentina's now it's
done but every time you think the fight's over this uh gonzalez you're gonna have to get up
bro there's uh about seven minutes left you're gonna have to get the fuck up bro
you're gonna have to get the fuck up okay i'm gonna pay you in
already hands it back to Montero.
Really?
Step, step.
The Calisthenics are defending
some made of coincidence blocks.
McAllister just, he's literally has no defensive presence
this game.
Little look up.
Fizz the launch.
Steven Marrero couldn't get there in time.
Fucking zero.
The Calisthenics are falling down.
McAllister's injured?
Appears to be cramping where they go down
and they're getting stretched off.
Caps are tightening up as we said it was it was hot and buggy not as hot as it has been
But all that matters is he was able to have enough on this leap
Just end the game please just end the game please bro just end the game
Just end the fucking game man, please god just end the game
I actually predicted a Romero had her oh my gosh, I fucking predicted it
from Argentina. One of the things we said that was different about Argentina in this
recent era is yes Messi scored a ton of goals but they're getting plays from other guys.
Both center backs have scored goals tonight. But the outside back is giving away a foul.
Sloppy challenge. It's Varela who goes down. It's Montiel who gets a yellow card.
This free kick is going to mean everything. This free kick is going to mean everything.
This is probably going to be their best chance in the next five to six minutes.
This free kick is literally going to mean everything, it's right outside of the box.
Fucking four on the line.
This is literally, this free kick means everything.
This is probably going to be the best chance for the rest of the game.
free kick means everything bro please fucking god please miss please miss
what a save oh my god Amelia on a bus you never fucking Chad what a thing oh
Oh my god, what a save!
Martinez, Martinez!
What?
What?
And Sidney Luprez Cabral hit that so hard,
he's cramping and he's down after the play.
You got an Argentine player down too.
He hit it so hard, he cramped.
Bro, I literally, everyone's getting hurt.
I'm going over the training staff.
And he took a step in too, so then he had to go back
and up to save it, big time save.
Just the second save all game for a million of Martinez.
We've got four minutes to play for stop its time.
He did it so hard, he crammed.
Wow.
Come on.
Come on.
Debu, Debu, Miliano Martinez is neck and getting sun.
Here am I.
Real Miliano Martinez is so good.
Oh my gosh.
Drew Fisher still wants the medical staff to come out.
looks like and look at how your feet go.
How your feet go down.
Why is there such a delay in that happening?
It's not entirely clear, although maybe it's
Argentina trying to see if we don't come out.
We don't have to go down to man.
You know, he was on the near side of your picture.
I don't know if he took contact to the face.
Is he injured?
We're also changing out.
He's actually on his jersey.
So he has to switch it up.
He's bleeding on his jersey?
They bring extra jerseys.
Wow.
It looks like they're going to have
to defend his corner of man life.
Truefisher's holding it for now.
Wait, what?
They're down a man?
Get back in.
There's no subs left.
He's bleeding out of his nose.
Wait, they're not going to let him hit on the corner?
Tyler Fiekers allowed out.
Cape Verde is not happy.
Yeah, let him in.
Clarence, just fucking Clarence.
We've lost the better part of two minutes for that.
And the rest.
To the near post, out from the near post.
Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst, psst.
Because the American board back at goalkeeper for Kate Verde,
who used to be Messi's teammate here in Miami,
was quick to recover the ball,
so Kate Verde can get it back into play.
Ameliano Martinez is the BEST!
Oh my god!
Ameliano Martinez is the BEST!
Holy shit!
How close this was on the second ball.
You know the Adam Martinez is such a fucking beast.
I think he was onside too by the way.
He times his run on the second ball.
All right. All I just need is one long possession.
Messy win that.
As far as Yonix tomato hook back in.
It's a chance left for Mester.
He was offside.
Oh, he was off. He was off.
Yo, she's skied it.
I think he was offside.
I'm about to have a fucking hardest act
I'm about to have a fucking hardest act watching this fucking game.
I'm about to have a fucking hardest act.
a chance they have changed the scoring of the go ahead arching scene a goal it is a
teenage board just own goal in the epitome of the statistician that the contact with
is all around change the direction it's even hard to say that what they're saying there
is that that all the head of for me Romero is going wise no time just so that the touch
of they have like maybe one or two chances left how much time is time is it gonna be
3 added minutes here at the end of the second for that extra time three added minutes
Yo, this game he said everyone's cramping into this game seems to end please God
Oh God hit him in the dick. Oh God hit him in the dick. Oh my God hit him right in the
cock. Oh my God hit him right in the penis. Alright, Emiliano Martinez. No, no.
Get it out, get it out, get it out.
Can't barely have two amazing minutes,
Argentina trying to see it out.
Cover!
Odeon Alvarez!
Run to take him!
Play him!
Odeon Alvarez!
Odeon Alvarez!
And those seniors gonna carry out eight saves for him tonight.
Man down behind multiple men.
Down behind the play for both teams.
Can't barely have four and four.
Argentina three men left defensively right now.
They're with me attacking out.
90 seconds to go.
seconds to go. Willi Cermado trying to walk it in is going to get space for the cross.
He finds it into the flexible. It bounces back to the top of the box. It's going to be
settled. It's going to be shot. Yes! Yes! Oh my God! Yes!
I had a couple bodies the far side of the field.
Just a little bit of a blood rush there.
Just decided to shoot.
Cholo Simeone could stop moving.
Easy man, he's using the best of his time.
Yeah, as opposed to being up the great coach
from Athletic Madrid, former international for Argentina.
Sends on the team.
Is there another chance coming for Kate Verde?
Can Argentina exhaust the final 66?
Waste time, Messi.
Waste time Messi. Just waste time. Just waste time. Yep in the corner perfect. Oh no. Dispossessed.
Oh no. Thank God. Yep.
to Romero, denied a winning goal by the statisticians.
20 seconds till the whistle gets blown.
123rd limit of the game.
Final chance for Kate Fairday to do it.
Last chance.
Clear it.
Tottenham feet.
They win the first header.
Moerra controls the bouncing ball.
Bobble.
And that's game.
Oh, no.
It's third ball.
It's her throw in.
It's quickly back into play.
This is it.
This is it. Last play of the game.
YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
K. Verde is incredible. They're incredible, bro. A double mag go into a fucking Puskas
goal. They're incredible. Incredible keeper, incredible team. Fucking Puskas goal, literally.
I mean, they're incredible.
Kate Verde is incredible. I don't even, they're incredible. I have so much respect for that team.
Oh my god, bro.
Fucking Puskas goal.
Literally.
I don't even know what to say.
That's the goal of the tournament from that guy.
Yo.
Oh my god.
Yo, oh my god
Chat let's fucking go guys
That was the most stressful game of football I've ever watched in my entire life, bro, I
That was more stressful than the World Cup, bro with like
Well, no, I wasn't more trust on the World Cup finals last year, but that's up there. Oh
My god, bro, I'm so happy bro
chat when does um when does Messi play Egypt what date what date
yeah Argentina played amazing i don't really have any crit critiques bro uh they just scored two
incredible goals
Argentina played absolutely amazing Kate Verde is an incredible team
let's fucking go man where are all the crybabies in the chat now bro where are all the fucking crybabies
Come on, talk now, boys. Talk now. Talk shit now, buddy.
What happened, motherfuckers?
Struggling against Cape Verde. So let me just break down why you have no ball knowledge.
You're saying struggling against Cape Verde as if Cape Verde didn't draw
all the way and spanked like are you fucking stupid bro legitimately are you fucking stupid also
that was a puss scott's goal like anyone anyone is going to be in a close game with kate birday
if they score those goals if you disagree you're delusional a double mag goal in the 20 minutes
later potentially the goal of the tournament like are you like five are you five years old
Kate Verde played amazing, bro. Literally impressive. That country, let me
actually look at Tampa's population.
Let me look at Tampa population, bro.
Kate Verde has almost the same exact population as my city and they almost
beat Argentina. They almost beat Argentina.
Now chat, this is my TikTok from the last World Cup, bro.
The OGs remember this World Cup, chat.
The OGs remember this TikTok, the OGs remember this TikTok.
Chat, this is my TikTok from last World Cup.
Oh my God, I'm so happy right now.
Holy shit.
Pen number one, chat 2022.
Listen to how my voice sounded.
Ah!
Little messy the greatest of all 2022 chat. Let me just say this again like don't try to tell me
I'm a larping shit buddy. I've known who my bill was since I was eight so shut your little
demotional asses up. Time. He's gonna try to tie this one up. Here we go. Messy, messy.
BANG! The tactician! One to one, this guy's nervous.
LET'S GO! Please make this. Please take the lead. Do not sell Messy's World Cup. Please!
Dude, I'm getting so much nostalgia, bro. This is my first house I ever streamed in.
Yeah, that was terrible, but we'll take it. That was horrible, but we'll take it
The greatest goalkeeper of all time if he saves this it might be game
It might be there to be fair saying Emiliano Martinez was the greatest was not a crazy takeout this time, bro
At this time Emiliano Martinez saved dr. Tina's ass this whole game. He saves this
Yeah
to shaman he just
absolutely jokes
I HAPPENED!
Never compare
ANYONE TO MESSY
EVER AGAIN!
See what I'm saying bro? Like there's no
LARP in this shit bro. There's no LARP in this shit.
Like I've known my goats since I was 5!
I got the fucking receipts man!
Man!
Game, set in match, right here.
End it, put it away.
He's gonna win again, I'm telling you he's gonna win again!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BANG, CHAT, you know what I'm saying bro, I've known my goat since I was 5 BITCH, since I was 5!
Let's go, bro. Let's go, man. And I got all the receipts, bro. Nobody's larping shit, buddy.
There's a lot of motherfuckers that are larping shit, not me, man. I've known my goat since I was 5 years old!
Now, bro, let me say this, man, there's no need for comparisons.
I'm not even going to do this, bro, I don't care.
Let's compare messy to messy, bro, all right.
20 goals in World Cup, most ever.
Nine assists in World Cup, tied for the most ever.
There's no comparisons, bro.
There's no comparisons necessary to just, you know, be, if you want to be delusional,
delusional, I don't care, bro. I've known my goat since I was a little ass kid, bro.
So it is what it is, man. I'm glad people can actually see it in front of their face
in the World Cup. Thank God this World Cup's happening. But yeah, bro. At the end of the
day, Messi doesn't need to score from Pence. Mike drop. Messi doesn't need to score. No
goddamn Pence to score, bro. He'll score in regulation every fucking game. He doesn't
need to score pants. Point blank here. Jack with the 25 gifted subscared. She owns W. Jack in the chat.
But yeah, hey, none of this LARP shit, bro. I'm not a LARPer, all right? I said Messi was the go in 2022.
As soon as I got fucking social media, bro, I knew Messi was the go when I was five. I played
football when I was five. I was number 10 when I was eight. Like I've known my go my whole life.
Still won't ever say that, Mark shit again, bitch!
And, I'm telling you this now.
I'm telling you this now.
Messi will win back-to-back World Cups.
Mark my fucking words.
It's going to be a rematch. It's going to be Argentina-France.
Mark my fucking words.
Mark my words, bro.
Let's go!
Three to one.
Game over if he misses.
game over if he misses all good all good it's all good all Argentina needs to do
is score right here right now and Messi caps off the greatest career in sports
history the whole world is watching Hugo Larisse can Hugo Larisse save it no he
Come on
Messi wins the World Cup!
Messi wins the World Cup!
Mbappe, what happened?
Ronaldo, what happened?
Yes, sir! I've been on his ass my whole life, bro!
Neymar, what happened?
Entire country of France, what happened?
Paris, what happened?
Messi owns everyone!
Wow, Mbappe is absolutely fraudulent.
Okay, okay, that was a little crazy.
I was just in the heat of the moment, bro.
bro that was a little crazy but dude but bro all i'm gonna say back to back world cups man
that's all that's gonna happen bro back to back world cups uh take that lark and shove it up your
ass i got the receipts to prove everything man i've been messeys number one fucking supporter
in the entire country of the united states of america since i was fucking seven bro so shut
that lark shit up man and here i got more receipts too bro hey i'm probably the only
streamer that isn't laughing football all right all right here we go here's the
next one bro since people want to be on my fucking dick yeah here's me when I'm
eight years old bro eight years old open up laughing football right here's me
when I'm eight bro look at the thumbnail number 10 right there that's me
That's me, bro. That's me, man.
Hey! Hey!
Oh, a-
Where are my kids?
Hey!
There I am, bro. Number 10, bro.
Number fucking 10, buddy.
So, hey, there's no more blood, blood, blood, so core in here, bro.
Where am I?
There's no more blood, blood, blood, so core in here, buddy.
Messy wannabe, bro's glazing him.
Hey! Hey!
I
Might drop
Mike job
And message winning back to back world cups bro. I you heard it here first man
I'm gonna say this shit every fucking day message winning back to back world cups buddy
Always been the goat always will be the goat greatest athlete of all time amazing husband amazing father
It is what it is bro. GG's man
We're gonna see back to back world you guys can say tap in merchant all you want
I don't care bro. Yeah, bro. I'm gonna keep it a beam man. It is what it is, bro
Messi's winning the World Cup point blank period back-to-back World Cup
You were number 12. Oh, that's number 12. Oh, oh chat. That's number 12. Okay. Oh
Chat that's number 12, right? Holy CTE chat
So you know, let's just watch the entire video
Since I'm marketing football, I probably played more football than 99% of the human population
But yeah, no, since I'm-
BAAAAAAAGH!
Since I'm not being football, let's watch the video, bro.
Let's just watch the whole video, man.
Now, chat, I like to revisit this video every month, bro.
Every month, I like to revisit this video.
Listen, I was eight years old in this video.
Now, remember, this is not my highlight.
This is my teammates' highlight chat, okay?
So, if you're wondering why I'm maybe ghosting a little bit,
it's because it's not my highlight.
Listen, this is not my highlight reel.
As you can see by the title, this was one of my old teammates' highlight reel.
I guess what number I was number 10
Yeah, any other questions, or are we done here bro like are we done here? Yo any other questions bro any other questions?
Any other questions man actually they give it a two one
Yeah, number 10 is the best number, bro. Everybody knows that number 10 is the best number
Music is so this video is almost three years old by the way, let me fix this just look for number 10 chat. Hold on
YINXI YINXI I'm gonna YINXI YINXI two goals. Wait, I can't oh my fucking fuck. I
Can't even mute the music. It's all good
What is the old tap in merchant such a minute? Oh
Yeah, there I am see right there. Yeah, bro. There I am. That's me, bro cute little young Jinxie man PC on the left wing
Number 10. Let me get a perfect still frame pause
So PC on the left wing
Number 10. Coke Coke Coke so whores in the chat. Any other questions man? I've
known my goat since I was fucking little ass kid bro. Chad look at me I'm so
pasty on the left wing. Wait what was this play? Did I get an assist? What
happened? Absolutely. Let me see this play. Made a goal. Chad I'm number 10. Oh very
nice family. Very nice. Okay where's my goal? Where's my oh my god there I am. I
There I am. I'm so pacey. Look at tap in merchant all these goals are mid
Chela give me. I'm so pacey on the left wing
Dude this video gives me a lot of nostalgia's bro. Check this is a nostalgic video. There. I am see right there right there
Yeah, that's me dude. There's another one. Okay. This is my goal. Look at this. This is me. So pay
Number ten so let me be clear when I say this bro
If you ever say LARP again, I will punch you in the fucking throat, man.
I'll beat the shit out of you, bro. In game.
Chat, by the way, brilliant finish, no?
Chat, I mean, are we gonna talk about the finish?
Cause I'm not doing this LARP shit, bro.
Chat, are we gonna talk about the finish or what?
We're gonna talk about the finish?
I mean, guys, this is slotted.
Look at the finish from the boy.
Oh my god, this is my goal. Look at me.
Pacey so big
He's a brilliant fucking athlete in a
Chat I was a big years old now mind you this is number 13 tie-dye real so
Little bit of a fun fact here
I had the most goals in this entire tournament, but I only have two in his highlight because it only shows him assisting me
That should make sense right I've led this tournament in goals chat on the left wing. Look at me. Look at me chat
I look at me one more time. So Casey when I was nine. I was a fucking problem, bro
Absolutely slotted all these other goals are tap-ins. Look at that
Absolutely slotted the goalie. So the goalie's in division 10. So this is copper
So the goalie's in copper good rain though chat and then there's one more goal here hold up
Shut I wasn't bench. I was the best player on this team. I had the most goals on this team
I had the most goals on the same look at me. There was no offsides. By the way, this was you. Yeah. So this is you. This is you nine. So there's no offsides. No such thing. Six on six. Oh, no, this was 66. So there was no offsides. Look at me.
Terrible shot. Oh my God. Just give me the ball. See me chat.
Even how I run is cool. I even do like the messy walk chat. Even how I walk.
like dude i i never switched sides man i i've been on i i've been on this side since i was a
jit bro like i've been on this side since i was a little jit dude all right like
fucking school i was eight with this much swag mir you peaked at elementary school no
bro my peak age i'm not gonna lie for football was it was nine my peak age was nine because
Actually, you know, like 12 was 12, but then what ended up happening was everybody hit puberty
So the left backs that were guarding me had mustaches. They were five foot 11
I was four foot nine and they were driving to practice
They at my balls didn't drop to that of 17. So the only thing that nerfed me was my height
Terrible turn. Wow terrible. I'm the best player on the field ground like let's just call it what it is
My goal would be true.
The only goal that wasn't a tap in so far in this video.
True.
Now if this was my-
Warm ups, just warm ups.
Highlight real chat.
I just-
Bro, I love my parents, but the one thing I wish my parents did was record my soccer games.
True.
Chad, if I ever have a kid, bro, I'm definitely recording my soccer game-
My kids' soccer games.
That was a good move.
Good move, good move.
Like, I wish I-
Because-
Chad, number 13 was the second best player in our team, bro.
The only goals of mine that it's gonna show is when he assists me, you know what I mean?
Which like I said, I have the most goals on this team.
So like, true, glazing, baby Kimmich, you'll shut that Kimmich it up, foul referee.
Shut that Kimmich it up, Chad.
Chad, my next goal is like right here, right here, right here, right here, right here, right
here, right here.
Where am I, Chad?
Messy wannabe, bros glazing him.
Chad, in somebody, oh, LARP, right?
Yeah, LARP.
that somebody else's highlight. I have two goals in somebody else's highlight.
I have two goals, bro. Tap in. Well, it's about positioning, right?
So what me and Holland do is people call me and Holland tap in merchants,
but it's about positioning. People don't understand the art of a taping is actually scale.
Also, if you get a John Marie G before even that here prime, it's not saving the shot.
Look at where I placed this ball.
If you get buffoned prime in that, it's not saving this.
Look, messy wannabe bros glacing shop.
Look at this shot.
Buffoned is not saving this.
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Oh my God, oh my God.
Wait, that's number 12, that's not number 10.
Your chat, like, do you guys have like an 85 IQ?
Guys, that's number 10.
Ready to zoom in?
That's number 12, bro switch shirts.
Yo guys, that's a zero and a one.
Are you guys stupid?
That's a zero.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Oh my God, oh my God.
Wait, you can get Mambo-
Guys, that's a zero, trust me.
Dude, in that he's not stopping this.
On this pause frame it looks like a two.
I just showed you a zero.
I don't care.
I was eight years old.
You can get Mambo Noir in this match.
He's not-
Oh my god, look at me on left wing. I'm the best left wing on the pitch. I'm the best player. Look at this man bonoir
Yeah, chat number 12 guys your chat y'all might be the dumbest channel on twitch. I'm not even trolling bro
Yeah, bro number 12 man for sure. There's like a gigantic zero in your face. What are you guys typing?
And like I said chat
This is not my highlights bro. This is not like this isn't even my goals only show up when he assists me
Do you realize how much all of that is you with my goals in this video because the only goals that it shows is
When he assists me through in this tournament. I had seven goals. I was fucking him through through
One more time that's absolutely slaughtered yo, but what eight-year-old can actually position a shot this good
Thank you. I'm telling you I play in the Sidemen charity match next year
I'm they're gonna have to take me off the field with how many goals in the score this video aged poorly
But it was the next year where I scored to what eight-year-old has this ball positioning at eight
I mean no you're not saving this guys
Tap in merchant that's not a tap in I just fucking get a full shot
But like I said chat those are my only goals in the entire time. Now you're not my team was so athro
I was bro. Here's me in the warm-up. Oh, it's a brilliant time. Look at me. Look at me
Signaling the run. Look at my selfish ass teammate. This is yo get yo Jack
Guess who his dad was his dad was the coach look at myself as teammate. Look at this coach's son true
I remember this pissing me off so much watch all he has to do is pass right here. Watch watch watch
All they have to do is pass look at what he does
Pass you twat. Oh
God
This kid was not bad though like number 13 that like guys who's highlight video. He was actually damn damn
Well self a shot. I would have kept traveling in the past
True pretty messy what it did the same bro and move all right, bro
We already saw we don't need it in slow mo. He shot right at the goalie game a cupcake
Here's my warm-ups. Okay. This is my infamous messy walk, bro
You guys are gonna notice a lot of resemblance in here. This is my infamous messy walk right here
That's where I do the messy walk. I just want to watch the messy walk and then I'm good chat back then
I was already watching messy like every day and every night. I was
Right here. I do the messy walk. Hold on there. I am right there. See
Like did you hear what I just said? Like did you get it now? Like this isn't a game
This isn't a joke like I'll murder someone for messy in game. This isn't a joke
Like I've been blazing the sky since I was five bro. This isn't a joke
Chad, look at this, hold on, wait, I didn't even know there was a camera on me, I swear to God.
I didn't even see you looked retarded.
Oh, thanks, bro.
I actually was told by multiple parents that I was a cute kid.
I was recording this.
Chad, look at the messy walk.
You know you're getting scored on by this kid.
Look at me, Chad, look at me.
Chad, this is literally-
Chad, look at how passionate I am.
Because this is how messy does it, bro.
Messy squints.
Look at this.
Chad, did the messy squint, too.
Look at me, Chad, look at me.
That is literally like the exact face Messy makes, bro.
Like bro, I was him bro. I was him. I've been Messi's number one Glaser
Since I was five and I'm gonna die that way. Oh
My god, I'm locked now. I'm locked
No, I'm locked yet. Oh my god. You look to bully a bulb there. Okay
But chat at the end of the day bro a w video man w world cup um
Um, yeah, go, go, go, so horse in the chat, uh, message the goat, bro.
He's going to win back to back message the goat.
Uh, you see, you should have tried out for the girl's team.
Appreciate that message the goat, bro.
All right, boys, I'm going to hop off y'all W stream, man.
Um, guys, next world cup game we're going to watch with y'all is probably going to be USA Belgium, Portugal, Spain, because I'm going to be wearing this to the Portugal Spain game.
Yeah, Portugal's World Cup is ending right then and there and yes, bro
We're gonna watch USA Belgium together. We're gonna watch Portugal Spain together and
Then we're gonna watch
Argentina Egypt, bro
I'm gonna watch all of USA's games all of Argentina's games and then any other good games and then yes
We're I around streaming quarterfinals semifinals and finals love y'all boys. Last thing I'm gonna say before I end the stream is
Messi's winning back to back World Cups you heard it
This is Ted, Steve's story.
I can do the Evo!
I can do the Evo!